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No. 1047713

Dum shit, you get the jist.

Previous: >>>/ot/1037171

No. 1047716

im first fatteeez

No. 1047726

I'm gonna buy the Phoenix Wright and Edgeworth nendoroid, I don't care anymore about spending money on useless crap, I want them. I'll make them pose together like a cute couple.

No. 1047727

Why is the cat trying to eat the cactus?

No. 1047736

>>1047727
It thirsts for penis

No. 1047740

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>>1047647
>>1047650
>>1047652
>>1047656
>>1047657
thank you very much nonnies ♥

No. 1047742

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What is it about the XY disease that makes one age like this

No. 1047744

>>1047742
I’m not going to wk, but homey has gone through a lot. The mummy movies he did most of his own stunts and it resulted in injury/surgery cycle for a few years. He was also sexually assaulted around that time and he holed up in his house for a while binging. (If you watch his body fluctuate in his prime it’s obvious there’s a ED)
I know a lot more people have had it shittier, but I’m pretty sure the weight gain was sparked by sexual assault from someone like (not, just comparing power) Harvey Weinstein

No. 1047747

>>1047744
I suspected something like that. Poor guy.

No. 1047750

>uglied myself up as much as possible to avoid being harassed by gross moids at college
>didn't wear bra because uncomfortable
>the clothes are baggy, nobody will notice!
>surejan

No. 1047751

>>1047744
I worked in LA for a while doing set work (grip and electric), and I met someone who worked with him and she said he was absolutely one of the sweetest male actors she’s had interactions with. Apparently he was very kind and down to earth.
This year or next he’s staring in a movie about a binge eater, and I look forward to seeing it bc I know there’s so much truth behind the character he’s portraying.

No. 1047767

>>1047751
What is it with famous Hollywood male actors being either total pieces of shit and sex pests or normal nice guys who were severely abused and traumatized because of their career? Like there's no in-between.

No. 1047768

>>1047742
Child support

No. 1047769

>>1047767
Yea, no really, I never experienced anything else on set.

No. 1047770

>>1047769
Hi Elliot

No. 1047773

>>1047770
Who’s Elliot? I want in on the joke

No. 1047783

>>1047750
Kek I've made that mistake before. Never again.

No. 1047785

>>1047773
I think she's talking about Shinji Ikari, Hollywood's favorite fakeboi.

No. 1047788

>>1047769
Is everyone else a cunt

No. 1047800

>>1047788
I once worked with a man who straight up was STOMPING and having a tantrum because his character was getting killed off. Like, imagine a former football giant stomping and bitching because he didn’t read the whole script.
There are a lot of nice people though, mostly women.
I did roast Kevin hart once, and he laughed very loudly, drawing attention over to us.

Personally, actors are extra usually, but the male directors coked out were always far worse. Sometimes, as a women in crew, it can be hell when you’re automatically underestimated as a woman.

No. 1047802

>>1047800
Also, one more thing, Kristen, the voice of lousie from Bobs burgers, is extremely welcoming and nice. I spilled my coffee from nerves and she walked right over and broke the ice, handed me a coffee, and led me to the writers room. A few weeks later I passed her near my neighborhood and she remembered me. We chatted a few times.

No. 1047807

>>1047802
Thank you for that, I love her and I needed to know this

No. 1047826

>>1047807
One more story and I’m done, promise. I lived off a artsy neighborhood near the Hollywood sign. At the foot of the hill there’s a row of shops and restaurants. I’m walking out of the coffee shop and she’s walking by and I hear “HEY CAROLINA” (where I’m from). Turn around and it’s her in a white fur coat and dress. I have no filter and just say “damn girl walking around like a STAR! I need a warning” and we end up chatting for a minute. There’s a bistro on the little strip, with outdoor seating. People start looking over because her voice is so signature. And she pops her collar up and says “uh, I’m too famous I must leave” in a dramatic joking manner.
I hope she’s knows she made my night and I wish her all the best. I saw Emma Roberts in the same neighborhood, as we got cut off by the same driver. We simultaneously looked at each other like “ you see that bullshit?” And she was like “ MEN, I swear!” And I agreed and we went our own ways. Took me 5 minutes to realize it was her.
I had a lot of moments outside of work like that. It was fun, but I never had a filter. Wish I was -cooler-.
Any ways I’m done sperging thank you for coming to my Ted talk

No. 1047841

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>>1047826
Aw man amazing. So cool. I'm living vicariously through you right now.

No. 1047851

>>1047841
Thanks dude it was definitely an era. Sometimes I miss being out there.

No. 1047858

>>1047783
he didn't talk to me but there's this moid in one of my classes who pesters the shit out of me and I'm too lazy to move across the room or tell him to shut up directly. he's obviously got some kind of tism or adhd and he can't stop making noises and fidgeting, and he tried to talk to me the other week. I told him indirectly that I was going home and to basically fuck off without saying it. he hasn't talked to me since, but he keeps sitting near me.

im trying to desperately control the adhd tendencies I have to fidget or make noises and this fuck will not shut up, besides the fact that he tried to talk to me, I have more than one reason to want to avoid him. men are so annoying

No. 1047860

>>1047858
he didn't talk to me today* I meant
this's my brain on four hours of sleep

No. 1047883

When you thought you forgot to pay a couple bills but it turns out you just forgot that you did pay those bills. Maybe I really can rely on myself.

No. 1047907

>>1047726
Do it, anon. Be free. I got one recently (never thought I'd buy a nendo) and he's so cute. He's currently on my desk.

No. 1047915

>>1047907
Anon I'm retarded I can't order them and it was only possible to preorder them until mid-January. Next time though.

No. 1047927

>>1047883
muscle memory

No. 1047963

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>>1047713
Forreal I ain’t got time to deal with this gossip circle at work. You don’t pay me enough to act like a vapid bitch, that’s extra bb

No. 1047964

>>1047915
Start saving money for the early after market price kek
Sometimes some Chinese resellers buy them and sell them on Ali. Originals. You just have to look for it properly, it's a marketplace after all. It's just that the knockoffs flood the market

No. 1047968

I love autism. Mwah, I love you autism! I also love being deranged. I am deranged autist. Autism!

No. 1048020

I once said a YTer I didn't know looked plus-sized (but not obese/full-on fat), and I got bitched at by someone. They were extremely angry. Today, I clicked on a video of the YTer for the first time and she literally says she's fat (though not morbidly obese or anything) lol

No. 1048025

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These images of the token FtM from the new season of I am Jazz have a dreamlike, lynchian quality

No. 1048033

>>1047750
Just wear sports bra jeez

No. 1048093

>>1047742
He was so hot in Airheads, rip

No. 1048115

>>1048025
They rlly do

No. 1048155

cedricfags are becoming the new komedeafags

No. 1048191

i get the most random bait on this site

No. 1048200

I hate trying to shop for clothes so much, online or in person. I’m too picky and concerned about avoiding fast fashion that the whole experience is just depressing. Also I’m broke as fuck. I should really learn how to sew.

No. 1048205

>>1048200
Looool women be shopping amirite xD

No. 1048206

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I have discovered the loliest lolcow there is, kek.

Some “doctor” (he doesn’t believe in med school) who has a semi-popular blog in holistic circles. You have to read this and wheeze with me, nonnies.

No. 1048207

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>>1048206
KEEEKKKKKKK

No. 1048209

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>>1047964
I don't know how goodsmiles work, isn't it possible to just buy them normally once they're released? I know their figurines can be limited editions but I can't see myself buying that kind of stuff secondhand, I've seen so many bootlegs during anime cons… Also, I already have a lot of money saved from living with my parents, working fulltime and not being able to buy as much clothes I want because everything is ugly and not my size so as soon as I see a good deal I'll buy them.

No. 1048216

>>1048209
If you look right after they release it's possible to find a decent deal. In the future though, if there's a figure you want make sure to pre-order it right away. The after market is not kind to people who didn't have the chance or chose not to pre-order in the first place. Best of luck to you anon!

No. 1048248

>>1048216
I only knew about it when it was already a little too late and given the type of merchs this series has it's a miracle there are going to be nendoroids for the two main characters.

No. 1048279

>>1048209
Exactly what this anon said >>1048216
Some people (like the chinese resellers I mentioned) just buy it to resell it later, so it's not really secondhand.
There is this one reseller I follow on Ali and not only have I bought from there, but also they have great reviews. If they ever show they got the Miles one, I promise to post it here for you! They do sell it more expensive than the pre order GSC, but I've seen other resellers on ebay that scalp much more.

No. 1048326

>>1048279
Wait a minute, I checked their website and the manga and comic shop where I always go in my city is an official partner of goodsmile. Maybe there's hope and I can order both figurines once they're released.

No. 1048378

This shit is tedious, I don't even know what some peeps are thinking. Love you nonnies.

No. 1048384

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right now in celebricows: lolcow anons get trolled and take the bait episode 100,000,000

No. 1048388

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>>1048326
I'm rooting for you, nonnie! I love mine.
I hope someday I can get the playsets or some other miniature set like that and take some cute, indoor pictures

No. 1048393

>>1048384
At this point, I honestly think anons actually like talking to the males that come to this site. They literally will recognize that it's a male and continue to infight with it.

No. 1048396

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No. 1048399

>>1048393
>I honestly think anons actually like talking to the males that come to this site.
This definitely, you see them rushing to give their "witty reply" in hoards every single time

No. 1048402

>>1048393
Makes me big sad, big big sad.

No. 1048406

>>1047750
well one moid did try and talk to me toward the end of the day and I briskly brushed past him. I love being a cunt

>>1048399
I just like trolling scrotes that's all there is to it

No. 1048416

>>1048399
Literally. It's not funny or cool, it's just annoying when anons start arguing back and forth with a male. Just ignore or post nonsensical shit in response like what was done in some of the threads created by scrotes.

No. 1048426

the flooring guy brought over sesame seed rolls. any of you nonnies want some? they're pretty good.

No. 1048445

>>1048384
I honestly get confused when I read through that shit. I don’t even know what people are arguing about like 90% of the time.

No. 1048457

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Nonas can you please name this little creature I impulse bought from the supermarket? It says in the tag that she’s called Colby but that name sucks.

No. 1048458


No. 1048461

this bitch posts videos with interesting titles but says a whole lot of nothing about it yet the people in the comments just eat it up

No. 1048483

>>1048458
I love food names for animals this is perfect. Ty anon!

No. 1048484

>>1048483
I’ve changed my mind. Call him Berry Melonilow

No. 1048488

>>1048457
Thanostina

No. 1048606

I want to quit spotify but their discover weekly algorithm is just too good. how are they finding me these songs that sound so good every week and align exactly with my music taste from artists with like 12,000 monthly listeners. it's such a treat

No. 1048634

>>1048606
Then why the heck do you want to quit it? Spotify has improved my quality of life.

No. 1048635

I really gotta know what that one nona named her new stuffed sloth, I can't remember which thread it's in!

No. 1048637

>>1048634
Just download your music lol

No. 1048641

>>1048637
Do you know how much there is? How long that would take? The amount of time it would take to properly organize them into individual playlists? I am not going back to the Limewire dark ages.

No. 1048650

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I’ve been overdosing on vitamin gummies for a year. I’ve been taking over the recommended amount of Flinestones Women’s Gummies 2 OZ for about a year now. Since I’ve Been taking Flinestones Women’s Proactive Health Gummies 2 OZ for a year I am extremely worried about how my kidney’s health and I refuse to go to a doctor. I take about 6-7 gummies per day exceeds the recommended amount but Flintoenes Women’s Proactive Health Gummies tastes so damn good it. I’ve been noticing shit in my blood by what do you know it’s fucking delicious that’s the risk we take every day for that little pot of gold. Today I was diagnosed with kidney cancer..

No. 1048653

>>1048650
Damn it nona, damn it, why do you do these things to yourself?!?

No. 1048692

>>1048650
>I refuse to go to a doctor.
>Today I was diagnosed with kidney cancer..

damn sis who diagnosed you? dr tumblr?

No. 1048696

>>1048650
I didn't know multivitamins could give you kidney cancer, crazy. I'm really sorry about that anon, praying you recover.

No. 1048790

>>1048650
shit in your blood? or blood in your shit?

No. 1048794

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hey nonas want to help name my blind box squishies
the pink penguin seems to be the rare one so she needs a good name

No. 1048796

>>1048790
Sometimes you shit so much blood it may as well be the other way around

No. 1048797

>>1048794
Pookie and Egg

No. 1048800

>>1048794
>>1048797
Pookie is perfect and I think Egg should be short for Eggmerelda bc she fancy

No. 1048802

>>1048794
Jinping and cooming

No. 1048816

>>1048800
those are perfect thanks
eggsmarelda thanks you for your service ♥︎

No. 1048821

>>1048388
Good news, I preordered both figurines on amiami. I have something to look forward to until August at least.

No. 1048823

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Humans in Shrek looked really good. A nice blend of realism and stylization without falling into uncanny valley

No. 1048837

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No. 1048863

>>1048823
all i see is cameron diaz

No. 1048909

decided to browse cc, which i have only done a few times, first thing i see is cp. i feel sick

No. 1048940

Bro did you know there's pyramids in bosnia. I swear man

No. 1048953

Britney must be autistic based on the goddamn spinning videos she keeps posting

No. 1048955

>>1048863
that's the point probably

No. 1048968

>>1048953
Nah she's just on drugs

No. 1049008

>>1048909
Not surprised. Mods on cc stopped caring a long time ago

No. 1049015

>>1048940
Nah they're just pointy hills

No. 1049016

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>>1047726
nendos are great, you can buy hand holding parts for your cute lawyers too

No. 1049022

>>1049016
I still don't know why they made ten count nendos

No. 1049025

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>>1049022
this is the worst one ever though

No. 1049029

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Happy lunar new year, dear anons!

No. 1049032

A "nendo" here is a type of illegal blunt weapon and I honestly thought people were talking about having them on their desks. Made me consider getting one for a second

No. 1049039

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>>1049025
You posted the wrong one, anon.

No. 1049045

>>1049039
nonny i hate this so much and i now personally hate YOU for making me see this.

No. 1049054

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>>1049029
Happy lunar new year!!! Are any nonnies making anything special to eat? My parents won't be home nor do they even celebrate lunar new year anymore, but I still want to make something festive, even if it's just a small easy dish.

I also woke up to red envelopes on my pillow kek. Get lots of money, stay healthy, and have a fabulous new year nonnies!

No. 1049058

>>1049016
I'm gonna take pictures of my small gay lawyers holding hands like an emotional mother filming her toddler walking for the first time.

No. 1049068

>>1048606
It's the opposite for me. I look forward to my discover weekly every week but every week they deliver absolute shit. Maybe like once or twice a month I'll get maybe one song that I like, but most are mediocre or just plain downright shit. My music tastes are all over the place but I will give anything and everything a listen and yet every week they fail to deliver. I hate it lol

No. 1049072

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>>1049045
I love you too anon

No. 1049074

>>1049072
buuket buuket…nice.

No. 1049111

I'm a 31 year old woman with salt and pepper hair. I hate it. Sometimes I catch my hair in the light and think it looks greasy or gappy and release that omg its greys!!! Like I have to dye my hair every 5-6 weeks if I want to cheat death (aging). It's so annoying

No. 1049128

>>1049111
I've wanted this look since I was 12-13 and I'm envious. I will let them be natural and stand out from the rest of the strands! You probably look really pretty.

No. 1049133

>>1049111
My aunt was like that, her hair turned white by her mid 30’s and now she dyes with dark blonde colors. Like don’t worry, you hair will be completely white when you least expect it and then you will be able to dye it without damaging it even further.

No. 1049204

>>1049111
No homo but that sounds hot actually.

No. 1049234

For dinner I put a plate together of all the different things I've been cooking recently. Paneer curry, rice, different naans, bhajis, chutneys. It was like the Cartoon Network short of the guy cooking for his date (tried to link, idk if it worked). It was too much food. I am 80% ghee now. Pray for me.

No. 1049241

>>1048837
who are Level 16 and Cum Stone?

No. 1049248

ANOOOOONS!!! I know nothing about computers but today I updated the BIOS of my brand new computer and also installed Windows on it!!!! happy af

No. 1049253

>>1048634
because when I tried apple music from a free trial the sound was noticeably better and it's not full of podcasts

No. 1049277

>>1049234
That sound so good! Send me a plate please nona.

No. 1049320

>>1049277
On its way nonita enjoy, naans need 7 mins at 200c with a little water sprinkled over x

No. 1049460

I didn’t know chuck-e-cheese had a movie, and I didn’t know that it was produced by Funimation wtf

No. 1049487

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>>1049460
You made me think there was a Chuck E Cheese cartoon, but then I remembered it was actually a McDonald's cartoon. Made by Klasky Csupo of all studios. wtf

No. 1049488

Everyone on this site is so damn autistic but no one makes me laugh as much as the nonnies on here do.

No. 1049491

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>>1048823
Dude I can't believe Shrek 2 came out in 2004 and the people looked so good in it. The skin and fabric textures looked realistic but not uncanny. The later Dreamworks movies had some fugly people but I guess the budget was way lower for those movies. I do appreciate they at least go for different styles in their movies unlike Disney who keeps recycling the same goddamn face for every character.

No. 1049496

>>1049487
It was such a weird cartoon. Hamburglar was voiced by the guy who did Buster Bunny from Tiny Toons and T-bone from Swat Katz. This song was in a dream of mine not that long ago.

No. 1049498

>>1049487
they had us watch this shit in preschool, how was that even allowed

No. 1049500

>>1049496
dude just looks like a mixture of chucky finster and his dad

No. 1049503

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>>1049491
Shrek is underrated, Frozen was fucking dull and uninspired in comparison to those cinematic masterpieces. Why would I sing let it go when I can sing smash mouth: all star.

No. 1049526

I keep thinking about this video of a parrot activating Alexa to add pulled pork to his owner's shopping list then laughing in his voice

No. 1049532

>>1049039
YUCK SPOILER THAT SHIT

No. 1049545

I love that in the past days /m/ is more lively due to the creation of new threads. I know most is husbandoshit which I partake in anyway but it's pretty fun.

No. 1049558

Back when those “what drink would I be?” memes(?) were going around social media, all of my friends told me I’d be a black iced coffee. For some reason I’m still like happy about it kek

No. 1049586

>read a perfectly written smut about your favourite 2D husbando and reader self insert
>it's so good and you get very horny
>he pulls out and cums on her stomach
Why. Just why. Why did you have to ruin it? Why couldn't he cum inside? My arousal dropped from 10 to 0 in a second

No. 1049602

>>1049586
so y/n doesn't get pregnant but also doesn't have to use birth control

No. 1049606

>>1049586
Copy/paste it into a word editor and rewrite the ending for your own benefit

No. 1049615

>>1049586
just envision the ideal ending

No. 1049618

>>1049586
Don't be an asshole, just post it

No. 1049629

>>1049586
why is that such a rapid turn off? its not like it suddenly turned to a scat, genderbend or midget fetish you know?

No. 1049649

men should NOT wear nail polish. they're so bad at it, it's pathetic. they also usually have hideous retarded ogre hands so it just emphasizes how repulsive and ugly they truly are.

No. 1049656

>>1049649
extremely based anon
even on women it still kind of weirds me out at times

No. 1049660

>>1049649
Men should wear hazmat suits, electric collars, and 30 lb ankle weights- unless they have abs, in which case they should wear crop tops instead.

I think this would help society be better

No. 1049686

I dreamed that my friend had written a book about his workplace, and in it only referred to his coworkers by their initials. One that was particularly sticking out was P, because none of us could remember him ever mentioning a coworker with a name that starts with P.
Turned out it was actually short for "Pretty Sure He Doesn't Work Here" because the dude would just sorta stand around, sometimes he would stare into the office through the windows with a completely blank face, and all of us in the group chat (that we know each other through) kinda went "yeah that's fair"

And then I woke up

No. 1049689

>>1049686
I'd buy and read your friend's book if it were real.

No. 1049690

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Shiny Lopunny is my favorite Pokemon because it reminds me of Lopmon from Digimon

No. 1049698

>>1049690
Why the hell do new pokemon look like fursuited coomers

No. 1049699

>>1049698
Lopunny is not really a new pokemon

No. 1049702

>>1049698
This pokemon exists since like 2006….

No. 1049717

i kinda want a hairless cat like the one in the thread picture. i'd name her cardi

No. 1049744

>>1049702
Idk how to say this, nonny but I am an adult who hasn't watched pokemon since the first season or whatever kek

No. 1049773

Do you think Nick Fuentes is aware that he’s gay or that he genuinely hasn’t realised yet

No. 1049775

I hate memes. I hate irony. I hate “hobbies”. I hate “media”. I hate fandoms. I hate virgins. I hate sex nerds. I hate debate. I hate conspiracies. I hate anime. I hate white suburb autism. I hate biracials with “I was to x for the y kids to y for the blah blah blah” syndrome.

No. 1049776

>>1049744
I was talking about the games, I also only watched the anime on TV like two decades ago until the end of the Johto league or whatever.

No. 1049778

>>1049773
maybe he's in the "traps aren't gay" stage of denial

No. 1049779

>>1049775
Damn, how are you surviving on an imageboard?

No. 1049780

what do you call merman ejaculation? seamen

No. 1049789

>>1049775
What do you NOT hate, nonnie? Is there anything left?

No. 1049793

>>1049778
My ex was like that. All his porn was chicks with dicks or feminization rape hentai with little boys. Not one glimmer of a vagina.

still mad I wasted so much time
also makes so much sense he was obsessed with looking at my asshole during sex rip

sage for diary

No. 1049801

>>1049775
Is there any chance you're autistic? It sounds like you have very black and white views and hate huge topics easily, can't emphatize with people or respect people's hobbies, views, etc. I'm not saying this to fight, I've genuinely known autistic people like this and that may be why you feel this way.

No. 1049829

>>1049775
the fuck you doing here?

No. 1049875

>>1049586
It doesn't take me from 10 to 0 but it is disappointing yeah

No. 1049893

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I had some tangyuan last night and now I can't stop thinking about it! Soft and chewy goodness.

No. 1049900

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Nya

No. 1049903

>>1049775
>""""hobbies""""
what

No. 1049904

>>1049775
you sound insane but somehow i can understand it. you're right on the last few points at least

No. 1049909

I want to visit London for my next holidays, no idea when that will happen but I'll plan this trip for late spring or for the summer. I want to go to one of these fancy restaurants or hotels just for the overpriced afternoon tea, I want to eat like a fancy princess even if I hate tea and champagne.

No. 1049919

>>1049776
I don't know how to tell you this, nonny but I am an adult who doesn't play pokemon games

No. 1049922

>>1049919
Tbh, there’s Pokémon fanart everywhere even if you don’t look for it.

No. 1049924

>>1049919
tbh given how mediocre the latest games are you're not missing much. If you ever change your mind just download an emulator and pretend the 3D games don't exist.

No. 1049935

My sex drive is so fucking high rn I could suck dick 24/7

No. 1049938

>>1049900
my family trying to comfort me after i just had a mental episode

No. 1049954

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>>1049935
your sex drive is centered around servicing dick? Not yourself? Get well soon

No. 1049958

I feel like the pandemic will be responsible for coughing in public being seen the same as farting or burping, even after everything's over.

No. 1049965

>>1049958
I hope so, im so sick of watching a nice concert or live show and some fuck has to clear his dusty ass lungs and ruin the rip

No. 1049968

>>1049545
I try to do my part by never saging in non-first page threads on /m/

No. 1049977

>>1049958
good, but what i really hope is that public spitters are heavily shamed. they are the worst forever and always

No. 1049980

>>1049968
Doing God's work, nonner same btw

No. 1049989

>>1049935
Same and I don't know who I am anymore. I hate scrotes and think they're a waste of space but sadly I'm not attracted to women.

No. 1049992

>>1049954
anon is just horny, is not that deep

No. 1050014

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good evening nonnies ;*

No. 1050019

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Just saw the Baskin Robbins flavor of the month is a rose ice cream. I really like rose flavored things, I wonder if it'll be good. I think I'll get a scoop to try after work if my local one has any.

No. 1050020

Every anon who is attracted to Null needs help.

No. 1050023

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i want to be in a room with both of my grandfathers and team up with the violently racist and drunk grandfather to beat the shit out of the other one and call him a dirty wop. imagining this brings me a warm feeling.

No. 1050024

>>1050014
i should call the police on you foryouknowwhat, but im flattered so im not doing that

No. 1050028

>>1050020
I'm so sick of it, anon…. Even worse, someone posted Fupa which I hope is just trolling…

No. 1050029

>>1050023
this smells kind of scrotey

No. 1050031

>>1050020
what do you think would actually help? talk therapy or chemical lobotomies?

No. 1050036

>>1050029
you smeel kinda scrotey let me dream

No. 1050038

>>1050020
We know. And yet we persist!

No. 1050056

God, there are so many bot accounts on youtube shilling for bitcoin.

No. 1050074

File: 1643826688005.jpeg (135.04 KB, 720x960, 939D86E8-33C2-4E84-AC4B-1021DF…)

I hate tattoos, but especially pop culture ones

No. 1050083

>>1047726
You're so wholesome, anon

No. 1050084

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I burned my throat so badly last night slurping down hot ramen. Not even my mouth, my THROAT. So that means I basically just slurped it down directly into my gullet. I'm embarrassed for myself.

No. 1050086

>>1050074
Holy fuck this is so funny to me. Why did the quotes need tiny, standalone pictures of their hair?

No. 1050100

I horny 4 him

No. 1050103

I love my new computer soooo much it's so faaast

No. 1050108

>>1049922
They look like shit and i don't go on places where there's pokemon fanart kek idk why i find this so funny anon

No. 1050116

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>my dog spitting out and picking up the same piece of shrimp over and over and making a disgusted face but not wanting my other dog to have it even though he likes shrimp and she doesn't

No. 1050119

>>1050116
That's actually really gross and not cute at all.

No. 1050120

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>>1050024
i appreciate it noni muah

No. 1050122

>>1050119
We aren't frenching it back and forth grow up

No. 1050129

>>1049775
I'm sorry but this post is so funny I can't stop lauhging

No. 1050136

>>1050116
I hate when animals do that. I used to feed these stray cats and would give them all separate piles of food. But then there was always this one cat that would try to eat the other's piles, specifically the crippled one's pile. It was so fucking annoying I had to stand there to make sure he got to eat while fighting the other one trying to invade.

No. 1050138

>>1049775
So true.

No. 1050141

>>1050122
>wahh u didnt like my boring story about my dogs grow up
Lame. Get some thicker skin and stop letting your retarded dog lick your entire house and spread fish all over it.

No. 1050153

>>1050141
Why are you so upset though

No. 1050161

>>1050141
Haha I served your ass and now you're seething

No. 1050165

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No. 1050194

>>1050023
why does it bring you a warm feeling

No. 1050196

transgender should be re-classified as a cluster b personality disorder. i'm only half joking

No. 1050211

>>1050194
because my italian grandfather was a piece of shit (the other one is too but whatever) and was a serial woman abuser and impregnated half of LA in '62-'67 and then ghosted every single woman after the kids were born. i just want to exact revenge for my grandma and what he put her through
>>1050196
you should be 0% joking its a good idea actually

No. 1050221

Is it just me or wireless mice are shit? They always stop working even after short use. Wired ftw

No. 1050222

>>1050169
If only there were (You)s on this board so I could prove you're being a dumbass lol

No. 1050235

>>1050221
You have to pay for one of the better gaming ones, I've had mine for years (steelseries). The cheaper the mouse budget the better to just get wired

No. 1050243

>>1050222
Pretty pathetic you're this upset about us not caring about your dogs. Ur also obviously under 18 or severely autistic

No. 1050246

>>1050243
Weak bait

No. 1050253

Memes were at their best during 2014-2016. There was this odd self-awareness about how cringey they were that just made them hit different.

No. 1050260

Someone who lives near me blasts their music and I can always hear it during the day when I'm working in my room. Sometimes it's The Beatles. Right now they're playing Roundabout and I feel like I'm in Jojo.

No. 1050271

>>1049893
Oh my goood this looks so yummy i need

No. 1050272

>>1050260
No they are just a based Yes enjoyer

No. 1050280

>>1050271
If you live near a chinese supermarket they'll most likely have some in the frozen section! I think it's normally had with a sweet soup but I'm a lazy fuck and honestly they're so yummy and good I don't mind having them plain/without soup since they have filling inside!

No. 1050285

>>1050272
I don't doubt it lol. They also play The Beatles sometimes, house music, and other stuff that I can't recognize. I'm just curious what the context of the music is because it's so loud I don't think it can come from someone just listening to music in their house.

No. 1050318

>>1050260
My neighbours play Skillet a lot, and I appreciate it whenever I hear it. It may be 2007 cringe, but it's our 2007 cringe.

No. 1050319

>tired of seeing men in movies and shows
> looks for movies without males in it
> finds list
>first page has euphoria troon in it

I’m so tired…

No. 1050325

This is really really dumb but I think I have a new favourite Love Live girl after having the same one for years and now I feel awful and like I'm 'cheating' on my OG favourite. She doesn't make me as happy as the new one I know I'm taking this too seriously but god I'm awful aren't I. I'm cheating on the pixel anime woman. Help.

No. 1050329

>>1049919
Wow you are so cool and awesome

No. 1050365

Just remembered my weeby cringe days
>was obsessed with black butler
>would dance to shinigami haken in class
>get bullied for it
>dressed up as alois in cheap blonde wig and made my mother take pictures of it
>had a picture of undertaker that i would kiss before going to bed

found the pictures recently my parents kept them

No. 1050366

>>1050319
I agree, most of what I can think of have men in them, or were financed by men entirely, but some countries have native-language shows that only feature women, such as female-domain hobbies or DIY, anything from crochet to building cabins off the grid, you will find a female-only version somewhere if you look hard enough, 80% of my viewing choices are female only but it took time. Most don't mention being female only its just that they happen to be, as is the case for so many female hobbies. Even just no sexy dress up games if you're desperate for scrotefree chats. Try YouTube and the radio and go right to the source. I like SeeJaneDrill on youtube for furniture tips this week (I'm redoing my dad's house, lazy scrote) and the Derry Girls is a mindnumbing but entertaining northern Irish show that focuses almost entirely on girls as it's set in a girls only school and was written by a woman. Dirtbag and killing eve are good mindless entertainment too, but both have minor male characters.
>>1050329
Whip yourself blind

No. 1050370

>>1050366
Samefag, LMAO I replied to the wrong anon at >>1050329, sorry kek you don't go doing any whipping

No. 1050376

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No. 1050380

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I have to take a covid test tomorrow and I fucking hate those things, it always hurts and it reminds me of a feeding tube I don't wanna take it nonas
I'm going to have a panic attack tomorrow I'm such a pussy

No. 1050388

>>1050380
Damn good luck nona. I only had one test done and it was the nostril one but it wasn't that bad for me… but I also don't think the lady did it properly? She was only around the entrance of my nostril and definitely didn't stick it in that deep. My results were negative but now I'll never know if it was because I didn't have it or if it was just from shitty testing. Others in line looked like they got probed so idk what the fuck happened with me.

No. 1050391

>>1050365
This is hilarious anon. Did you become a closeted weeb or completely move on?

No. 1050396

>>1050365
kek I was also obsessed with Black Butler. I used to write Hetalia fanfic on Quizilla and daydream about being Izaya Orihara or Light Yagami’s girlfriend. I was also super obsessed with My Chemical Romance and made it very clear by the way I dressed. Thinking about how cringe I was in middle school makes me want to kill myself sometimes lol.

No. 1050401

>>1050396
i also was obsessed with hetalia and would rp as russia

No. 1050403

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>>1050365
Kek, nonnie, I always feel a huge wave of shame whenever I remember being an autistic weeb. But then I feel better because at least I never made anyone address me by some weird ass name or use uwu my pwefewed pwowonouns.
I only wish I never let my, extra weeb, friend from back then influence my writing by texting each other with “nya” at the end of every sentence. It’s so hard to keep both styles and not let it slip while talking to a normal person, but now my friends assume that something is wrong if I don’t use “meow” or “~” at the end of my sentences.
You know what? I wish I was dead.

No. 1050408

>>1050403
Lmfao this post is golden

No. 1050409

why is pokemon controversial why can't adults like it

No. 1050415

>>1050409
adults are allowed to like all pokemon games up till x and y. after that it isnt nostalgia anymore it is just cringe

No. 1050420

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>>1050074
I like tatts but only the kind where other tattooed people would stop you in the street to find out who the talented artist was.

No. 1050424

>>1050415
Fuck off and fuck you. I've loved pokemon since 1998. Had every game of the major series even a lot of side ones. I didn't get a ds and got gifted a ds lite and was able to pick it up again from platinum. X and y was a personal favourite you could finally customise your character and fairy types!! Also first region based in Europe. As a britbong you bet I shit myself when I heard about Galar. I'm currently loving Legends of Arceus. I watched all of sun and moon with my nephew and I know I loved it more than him and idc!,

No. 1050427

>>1050424
cringe

No. 1050428

>>1050388
Yeah the right way would be to shove it in to the point where it's very uncomfortable, but I wouldn't mind it if the people doing the tests didn't try to fucking stab by nostril every time

No. 1050429

>>1050401
Nonnie I used to rp Hetalia too! Based that you would rp Russia. I think I would just rp as whatever character my rp partner wanted because I used to do cringe self-insert rps with OCs and stuff like that. Honestly those days were pretty fun (not being a gross emo weeb, but having rp friends whose messages you could look forward to after coming home from school).

No. 1050430

>>1049893

i getchu nona, I made some yesterday and they were SO FUCKING GOOD. they're really easy to make, too, if you can get some black sesame seeds.

No. 1050432

>>1050430
is it savory or sweet?

No. 1050433

>>1050427
It was a light in my life. As a child they loved to read I loved the story I loved talking to every npc. From gen 4 the story started getting more complex and there was always nice lessons to learn, plus the game mechanics are super fun and satisfying to play against others. I use to play pokemon at local game shops, card games and link battles. It made me love science too. I ended up getting a masters in Biotechnology and joked about making a pokemon instead I work in a lab and some of my colleagues even play pokemon on the switch. It may be cringe but I'm happy lol

No. 1050436

>>1050433
no one asked for your whole life story

No. 1050438

>>1050436
I was inspired by pokemon!

No. 1050448

>>1050420
I like the tattooed art because it's good ol' fat pikachu
>defective Pikachu
major kek
>>1050433
>>1050424
>>1050438
anon I love your Pokémon life story, it's wholesome and inspiring. I would love it if other anons posted their similar experiences, or you posted more of your Pokémon story.

No. 1050449

>>1050409
Adults can like it, as long as they're not degenerate furries.

>>1050415
It's not cringe by itself, it's just that the quality of the games seem to be declining little by little and way too many people are in denial because "muh nostalgia" or don't know any better because they're not familiar enough with other JRPGs to have proper standards.

No. 1050450

>>1050433
This is so sweet anon, I love how positive of an impact the series has had on you! It hasn't affected my life as much as yours but I've made so many friends and met a lot of amazing artists thanks to Pokemon. We truly do live in a Pokemon world, those who still continue with the series anyway.

No. 1050451

>>1050427
>>1050436
i enjoyed her story. hate how being passionate is "cringe" now

No. 1050452

>>1050433
>I ended up getting a masters in Biotechnology and joked about making a pokemon
Bill I know it's you.

No. 1050456

>>1050449
As a long time fan I can wholeheartedly disagree with this statement. Each game improves upon the game mechanics. People are nostalgic for the old style so shit on the current graphics etc because it's not on power with like Sony or Microsoft games but pokemon is a stand alone thing. Sword and shield imo is the best game for actual battling. It improved so many concepts. I mean personally I didn't get the gen 4 remakes because I'm sick of the old nostalgic games I like the new content. Legends of Arceus is completely fresh yet keeping key components. I've only been able to play about 13 hours in game due to other commitments but I'm extremely impressed even if it's another game set in Sinnoh

No. 1050458

>>1050427
What happened? Ex-bf picked his evil pokemon games over you? Does it bring up bad memories?

No. 1050477

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I've had short and 'lesbiany' haircuts for over a decade now but lately every time I re-cut it I end up hating my face for the first few weeks. I don't have the ideal face shape for it and with age it's only becoming more obvious to me that growing it out just a few inches would be that much more flattering… I'll miss you lesbian hair.

No. 1050492

>>1050427
Seething joyless loser

No. 1050519

>>1050456
>forced exp share that can't be turned off and on at will anymore unlike gen 1 (which is a late game item btw), gen 6 and gen 7
>your pokemon become OP and survive impossible shit just because they like you and that can't be turned on and off at will
>still no actual choice between different difficulty settings, the implementation of that feature in BW2 was ass so it doesn't even count
>no more actual dungeons and long routes with actual exploration to do and puzzles to solve
>SwSh straight up makes catching pokemon above a certain level impossible without specific badges and was so half-assed that they had to release DLCs instead of completing the game before release
>cutscenes are unnecessarily long because of the characters' animation taking time in the 3D games, yet the stories are shit and you can't skip cutscenes if you don't care about them
>the recent pokemon's designs are more and more often hit or miss, less monster like and more mascot like
>the recent human characters' designs look weirder and weirder and NOT in a good way still not over the punk rock singer in SwSh
>SM and USUM start shitting themselves as soon as a battle starts against more than 1 pokemon at once, I had to turn off and on my 3DS several times during boss battles because of this
>trailers spoiling late game shit that would have been a huge surprise at the beginning of the series
>boss battles are complete jokes, devs don't care if late game gym leaders have maximum 3 pokemon, all of them with shitty stats and skills
>not possible to fight trainers and gym leaders you previously met with improved teams anymore whenever you want
Yeah, no, I said what I said. And see, I didn't even go into the whole regional vs national dex debate I don't mind just having a regional dex and not being able to get pokemon from previous gens or how the graphics look like ass sometimes because Game Freak doesn't want to hire more people despite working on several games at the same time and having horrible deadlines. It's like they're taking one step forward and two steps backward ever since SM started being developed.

>As a long time fan I can wholeheartedly disagree with this statement.

I don't give a fuck, I've been into pokemon as soon as the anime started airing and the first gen was released in the west like thousands of other people, you don't see me bring that up first. And while many things improved like being able to make pokemon hold items, contests, physical/special split, etc., a lot of things turned to shit and make the later game very bland compared to the first 4 gens.

No. 1050527

>>1050519
Oh and I'm talking about the mainline games. I'm not going to play Legend of Arceus, I've seen enough to know it'll be disappointing.

No. 1050531

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i should never leave this thread. it is where i belong

No. 1050532

>>1050519
The points you made are all true and also are really good criticisms. Sword and Shield looks really cringe, I watched a playthrough of it and that's pretty much all you need to experience the 'game.' Do you think that Pokemon is just done for in terms of ideas?

No. 1050545

>>1050415
I don't care much for the games one way or another but sun and moon anime (and game) are so cute! I didn't play any pokemon games between emerald and s&m, so I thought the s&m game was delightful and the story was really sweet. I teared up at the end.

>>1050424
>>1050433
>>1050438
I love you lol

No. 1050547

>>1050532
No idea, it's the type of series that could encourage to come up with a bunch of different concepts and ideas for new games, the problem is how Game Freak is now working like Disney thanks to the success of their insanely profitable brand: instead of just creating good quality games for a profit and making merchs and an anime adaptation to advertise them, they create games too fast with a too small staff and for more powerful consoles to release one game a year so they can have enough new pokemon designs to create more merchs, then make the most profits thanks to the merchandises for kids and nostalgic older fans. I'm using Disney as an example because regardless of the quality of their movies they just buy whatever studios are profitable, make their movies as bland as possible to not offend China, Russia and the Middle East instead of creating art, and sell toys and park tickets.

I did play Shield, only because I found a copy that included the DLCs included in the cartridge for the same price as the vanilla game. I beat the main game in 20 hours while taking my time, while I usually take between 35h and 40h with the previous games when I take my time. Thank god the DLCs were included because completing all three pokedex and exploring the open fields was way more fun than the main game, it was really weird. I loved X but after that one I keep being disappointed by more and more things, idk.

No. 1050552

I've noticed that moids who are closer to my height (around two or three inches taller than me) are the ones that love to do the dumb "LOL YOU'RE SOOOOOOOO SHORT LOL" thing. I've never had a moid who was actually tall say that shit to me. It's literally only ever the manlets. I think it's some sort of cope.

No. 1050556

>>1050552
my husband is over 6' and im barely over 5 and he has no fucking idea whether i'm short or not, everyone is short to him. he has no idea what my height is just that i cant reach anything.

No. 1050569

>>1050552
I'm into short guys but I refuse to tiptoe around the subject whenever I'm with a short guy. If I'm 5"4 and I can plainly see you're an exact height match to me… don't bullshit me (add on a few inches and pretend that 5"8 is your reality) when I'm already fine with the whole short thing.

No. 1050580

>>1050519
Exp share and updated box system meant being able to actually use more than 6 pokemon out if the 500+ and keep it varied. Difficulty was suppose to be in challenging gyms by building new teams and strategies of course having overpowered pokemon isn't fun. The mechanics changed to make competitive play more entry level although I actually enjoyed pokemon breeding and feeling I earned a perfect iv hidden ability pokemon.

Sun and moon is probably my favourite game of the series. I loved that it was the first main game to go away from the usual gym challenge. I don't really have complaints about games. I don't even just envision sticking to one game forever I'm always aware there's going to be another installment and look forward to it. I love what they're doing with Arceus. Finally building on lore for pokemon and you know it's more serious when the proganist is 15 and not 10 anymore

No. 1050581

>>1050552
weird because I've had the opposite experience, I'm 5'10 and men who are close to my height don't seem to care or mention it while men who are taller act disturbed at how tall I am

No. 1050591

I would like to recommend the Pokémon Prism, a hack of Pokémon Crystal with 2 new regions, plot etc. It's god tier honestly.

No. 1050592

>>1050580
Also I never noticed lag on sun and moon and I had physical copy sun and downloaded ultramoom. I believe it was gen 4 that use to infuriate me with the terrible slow battle system even the hp bar draining and the running all over the map pointlessly. I hate going to Snowpoint or whatever. I also don't get the hype for gen 2 and I loved soulsilver, but johto wasn't big and kanto was small and no safari zone and trainers house was awful. The later gens had better postgames and not to mention getting every legendary in USUM and SS. Pretty sure all the games since gen 4 have post game trainers you can grind for Exp, the point was once you finish the story you can play online. I use to love the battle subway in XY.

No. 1050599

>>1050580
>Exp share and updated box system meant being able to actually use more than 6 pokemon out if the 500+ and keep it varied
I don't care, I made the effort of varying my teams in Shield and Ultra Moon and I was always overleveled. I'd like to be able to choose in the settings if I can turn on and off specific features to adjust the difficulty of the game however I see fit. I play Pokemon as a single-player JRPG first so I'd like to be able to enjoy the main campaign before trying to have perfect pokemon with perfect stats for online battles.

>I loved that it was the first main game to go away from the usual gym challenge.

I liked the challenges that replaced the gyms too, but what kinda ruined it was, as I said, that the 3DS could barely handle battles that weren't 1 vs 1 without nearly dying, and I had to restart a few battles because the entire game would freeze except for the music. Can't be worse than some of the glitches in gen 1, I've had nightmares as a kid from that. Maybe it's not as bad with a N3DS, but I have a 3DSXL. I don't think any of the MCs were ever explicitly 10 years old, that's an anime thing. I don't know how "serious" the new game is, when I think of a more serious pokemon game than the main ones I think of Colosseum, and that one was pretty difficult and had a few depressing areas.

>I don't even just envision sticking to one game forever

I like replaying some of my games when it's been a while since I played it but I can't see myself going through the cutscenes and tutorials in SM and SwSh just yet, replaying anything from gen 1 to gen 4 anytime isn't a problem at all though.

>>1050592
> Pretty sure all the games since gen 4 have post game trainers you can grind for Exp
I liked that in Emerald and gen 4 you could fight against trainers you met anywhere in the map as long as you had their phone number or the accessory that triggered the battles, but after that it's not the case anymore, you can't fight gym leaders a second time and you have t go to specific places to fight specific trainers again and again, it gets boring fast. I'm not talking about side quests like the battle subway or the maison, the tree, the tower, etc. they're all yet another thing.

No. 1050617

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>>1050552
>>1050581
it feels like it makes perfect sense? short guys are intimidated by shorter women because it accentuates their shortness, esp since i heard guys will lie about their height by a couple of inches. so if a woman comes around saying she's 5'6 and some guy lies about being 5'8 but is actually 5'6 and 1/2 and stands next to the before aforementioned woman, his whole charade comes crashing down.

while tall guys will be intimidated by tall women since they feel less tall and that's the one thing that makes them special. short women accentuate their tallness.

i also read somewhere that tall women and short men make the perfect match when it comes to how they are treated for their height since they're both on the fringes of what height is considered desirable by the opposite sex.

imagine a short guy shitting on a tall woman for being tall? he can just as easily be shit on for his (lack of) height.

No. 1050643

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I wish slice of life anime had some characters based on pic related type of girls instead of lobotomized toddlers going "uguu nippaa senpai". I wanna see delinquent schoolgirls kill someone (in a slice of life way)

No. 1050647

>>1050643
i live for this post

No. 1050649

>>1050643
Would need to be written by women first

No. 1050651

>>1050643
This gives me lots of neat ideas but I’m a retard who can’t draw for shit.

No. 1050652

can anons recommend good miku songs i wanna get into her music

No. 1050657

>>1050652
My taste isn’t exactly the best but some songs that I love are:
>The princess sleeps with electronic sounds
>Chaining intention
>Cinderella romance
>Crazy girl
>Heart groove
>Kimi no kakera
>Love ward
>Melody line
>Pure M END
>Puzzle (the one with the cute demon girl)
>LOL (the one with the cute bunny girl)
>Rainbow girl
>White letter
>Hello strobe
>Kuru Kuru seesaw game
>Catapultnation I prefer the Mikuo version tho
>Anamanaguchi
>BPM
Those are basically all the songs that I like of her, you could also try getting into those that kind of have plots, but those are kind of the kind of songs that you have to fall into a rabbit click hole.

No. 1050674

>>1049954
It is pleasurable to give and take during sex acts. Foreplay makes sex better as both parties get more excited and it heightens pleasure. You can be a feminist and suck dick. Sucking dick is hot. unless you're lesbian.

it's not that deep

No. 1050681

>>1050674
Nta but I don’t think the act it’s self is weird but moids know how to make weird yknow?
I think that’s where the problem is.

No. 1050683

>>1050674
nta but i'm straight and think sucking dick is gross

No. 1050686

>>1050683
samefag also doubt most guys even clean theirs since they can't even wash their ass. and dicks are weird looking.

No. 1050687

>>1050674
Save the lecture retard

No. 1050707

I have a crushhhh for the first time in almost 3 years. Damn it's been a long time.

No. 1050718

>>1050319
I feel you. I want more women centric media and women mcs. Also, I want them to not be victims of sexual assault or sexualized for the male gaze. Is that really so hard to ask?

No. 1050721

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>>1050651
I wanna know your ideas

No. 1050741

>>1050721
Well, let me pour my autism for you
>Idea one
The story begins with the two girls trash talking their teachers who act like creeps around the other girls of their class, they go to a karaoke after putting on some makeup and fixing their hair, then at the room they got for themselves, they talk about how to kill the most fucked up male teacher in school.
The plan was that they would invite him to a hiking trial, one of them would pretend that she wants to fuck him and when he has his pants down, they would kill him.
Everything goes well and they never get caught because they read online about how to hide a body and whatnot.
The dead teacher gets replaced with a female teacher that reports the other creeps who the get sent to jail for the rest of their lives.
>Idea two
The two girls are talking about the usual, like homework, how shitty is the food at the cafeteria and how annoying is it to have to bring their lunch at school, and then an unexpected theme occurs to one of them
-Why is that new idiot trying to steal our friend from our group?
Since it’s yet another guy who wants to seduce one of their friends, they decide that maybe everything would be better if he was dead.
The two girls join forces with their other two girl friends and push him down a cliff during a school trip at some national park.
Nobody knows who or why they did it, the news talk about how he was such an uwu good boy but the girls don’t care anymore, they’re happy to see their friend being close to them again.
>final idea
The two girls are annoyed because their other best friend keeps talking to another group of girls from another school.
At first they get mad at her and try to bully her but she explains that she was talking to the other girls and getting friendly with them because they were ridiculously strong, to the point in which the guys at their school are afraid of them.
Cue to lots of episodes in which they train with these girls who knows about martial arts but also how to handle metal bats to bash heads, in these episodes they also catch a bunch of creeps and throws them at the nearest river, then recruiting the girls that are willing to join forces with them.
They all become best friends and support each other unconditionally, even after some of them go to college, leave the country or just go to the countryside, they create a nice tradition in which they meet at a training camping trip that they arrange themselves, like when they were students, and then they all go get some beers at the bar with their already retired trainer, a nice lady who is still strong and kind.

No. 1050746

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>>1050741
This is funny and neat as fuck, I'll take all 3 storylines across different arcs with plenty of filler episodes where they do nothing but banter, loiter, and fuck up creeps and annoying people

No. 1050750

Bump don't scroll

No. 1050760

>>1050415
Arceus is good tho

No. 1050761

>>1050427
t. Soulless zoomer with no hobbies or passion for anything in life

No. 1050765

>>1050652
But there's so many how can I recommended anything when you don't say what genres you tend to like or refer to it as 'Miku's' music (rip producers Miku did it all I guess)

No. 1050766

>>1050765
Anon, nonnie probably only knows the names of some vocaloids, are you seriously getting mad because she doesn’t automatically knows the names of the hundreds of producers that there are? Don’t be so autistic.

No. 1050768

>>1050765
>'Miku's' music (rip producers Miku did it all I guess
This is so retarded…

No. 1050770

File: 1643869468838.jpg (56.94 KB, 740x493, stressed.jpg)

I can't stop thinking about a character from a movie I watched a couple days ago.

No. 1050789

that fucking ARCANINE

No. 1050807

>>1050789
i know. took me like 8 tries, the fucker just kept killing me

No. 1050811

>>1050807
I felt so confident going in after beating Lilligant on the first try

No. 1050816

File: 1643876330874.gif (3.93 KB, 100x100, F9E7EF63-F2DD-4877-8DA0-BB5E63…)

I miss these dumb icons

No. 1050819

File: 1643877315622.jpg (123.48 KB, 800x560, f_972cf7ea31.jpg)

>>1050816
i would spend hours on photobucket looking for "gif icon" or "emo icon" or some other shit and saving them.

No. 1050820

>>1050816
this made me a little sad

No. 1050828

>>1050816
>>1050819
oh yeah, that era colon capital D

No. 1050834

>>1050547
> a bunch of different concepts and ideas for new games
Yet we aren’t getting any mystery dungeon, let alone pokemon rangers

No. 1050849

>>1050816
>>1050819
ahhh nostalgia, I remember making these. Honestly our generation grew up with the best version of the internet imo

No. 1050934

File: 1643891924316.jpg (234.17 KB, 700x394, fetchimage.jpg)

Just saw the woman I'm envious of has a profile picture of an anime character I ship with my boyfriend's favorite character, ruined my ship and ruined my day
I'm 30yo, can't believe I'm this retarded

No. 1050937

>>1050934
How can you be jealous of a woman with an anime profile picture. Snap out of it

No. 1050941

>>1050937
Being a shipper puts me even lower in the hierarchy though

No. 1050949

>>1050941
Grow up.

No. 1050959

>>1050934
I'm retarded too anon so I get it.

No. 1050971

File: 1643897510468.jpeg (220.45 KB, 725x1087, image-asset.jpeg)

Wearing culottes with a mock neck shirt today. I look cute as hell.

No. 1050977

>>1050959
ILY anon, we're in in this together
>>1050949
I spent my last hour in a state of rightful shame

No. 1050979

>>1050977
don't listen to that other anon, I need you to be retarded so I can take solace that I'm not alone in my retardation kek

No. 1050984

>I bought baby bokchoy and im so white i dont know how to use it best plz help my mayo ass

No. 1050985

>>1050430
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck now I wanna make some kek

>>1050432
The black sesame ones I bought have a bit of sweetness to them. They can be made with both sweet or savory fillings I think, but I prefer the sweet ones lol.

No. 1050992

File: 1643899431877.jpg (21.57 KB, 852x480, 1.jpg)

>>1050979
I might be ashamed but it won't change retardation that bonds us 4ever

No. 1050995

i wanna befriend a disney adult

No. 1050998

File: 1643900449945.png (28.85 KB, 200x203, iu-8.png)

Stupid questions thread is about to be locked so: How do you look hot in your ID pic? I'm getting a new one taken tomorrow and just for once in my life I want it to not look like a mugshot. Any makeup tips, how to look better at the camera etc?

No. 1050999

I see a lot of parallels between Venus Angelic and Britney Spears

No. 1051000

Can anyone recommend a type of green tea that serves well iced? Im sure any green tea would work, but my dad just discovered green tea via fast food, and he is so excited. I want to show him how to recreate it at home.
It is very funny to me an new yorker loud mouth man loves tea in his late 50s lmao.
Any suggestions are welcome. I was going to steep it with some honey and ginger. Ive only used off brand before, but im leaning towards tazo?

No. 1051006

File: 1643901775256.jpg (55.75 KB, 600x600, value-pack-sencha_grande.jpg)

>>1051000
I really like Yamamotoyama's sencha and genmaicha! My office stocks this brand and I drink it every day kek. In the summertime I steep it with cold water and it's nice and refreshing, not too bitter or anything. I don't add any sweetners or anything to it and it's just fine. They also have a hojicha but it's not my favorite.

No. 1051007

File: 1643902308849.jpg (44.66 KB, 466x420, 91LD5uRjOnL._SX466_.jpg)

>>1051006
Also Ito En is good. I bought this one a whim to have while vacationing in Japan, it's their "premium tea bag" and it was good. I only had it hot but I'm sure it'd be good cold too! Not sure if the non-premium ones are any different but I generally enjoy Ito En's stuff, they sell bottled plain teas that are always good.

No. 1051009

>>1050811
The next boss is easier if that's any reassurance

No. 1051022

CONK?

No. 1051024

OR BEPIS??????????

No. 1051030

>>1051007
>>1051006
Thank u wise tea anons i appreciate you

No. 1051066

>>1050984
You can put it in a stir fry or in a noodle soup/ramen. Or you could halve it and fry it with some sesame oil and garlic and have it as a side with rice and other veggies and a protein of your choice.

No. 1051072

File: 1643907785493.jpeg (223.31 KB, 800x600, 0_MxFSkN0fNFmdeDn8.jpeg)

Posted in last thread about how much I wanted to play maplestory again. Downloaded it again last night and tonight my best friend said she would play with me. I'm so fucking excited. I already know I'll get bored quick because this happens every time, but it's like an itch that never goes away and I MUST SATISFY IT.

No. 1051075

>>1050998
When I got my photo done I turned on my phone's flashlight and held it pointed upwards towards me from my knees. She didn't really notice as it was already bright-ish but the additional soft lighting from below helps when their lighting is all overhead. Try it out in your mirror; even with the lights on it makes the face look nicer when you hold the light up towards you from below waist level.

No. 1051104

File: 1643910925454.png (1.27 MB, 1000x1234, igotbangs.png)

rate my lewk nonnies

No. 1051111

>>1051104
too real

No. 1051129

File: 1643913031417.jpg (56.34 KB, 605x807, xticdxcd5eu21.jpg)

>>1051104
''ur cute haha''

No. 1051130

>>1051104
GORL THAT HAIR MAKE YOU LOOK YOUHNG. LIKE A 3 MO OLD

No. 1051132

I love reading old /meta/ threads and seeing that even 6 years ago people were talking about how the site had had a decline in quality. Oh the mythical days of when lolcow first opened its doors and the milk was plentiful… Males roamed free and could be shot where they stood with no repercussions

No. 1051152

This gluten-free roll is NASTY. I am so sorry to all the farmers that have no choice but to eat this shit.

No. 1051208

File: 1643916568775.jpg (379.27 KB, 1080x1594, Screenshot_20220203_192853.jpg)

Wtf does the caption mean

No. 1051246

File: 1643918061846.gif (246.12 KB, 216x216, pants.gif)

My friends are always poking fun at me when I don't know instagram / twitter jokes and trends. I was like "i totally still know that shit, and I don't need those fucking apps to know what's good and what's bad". Yesterday this one guy asked me to listen an NLE Choppa song and I thought it was so awful the first time but now I listen to it regularly(?) This mind control is crazy. Fuck mark cuckerberg. Inb4 correlation vs causation

No. 1051250

File: 1643918216554.png (100.89 KB, 276x250, 7E354642-73E9-48A9-BA28-CED5F0…)

I WANT TO GO ON A TRAMPOLINE

No. 1051265

When a male has 8 older sisters, I can already infer so much from that.

No. 1051284

File: 1643919437006.png (732.72 KB, 872x1824, cat guy thing.png)

>>1051246
I love that guy

No. 1051302

>>1051246
link Choppa song

No. 1051342

I hate when they put deformed sexy women on things, but the man is ugly, oh but it's in the name of "authenticity". Fuck this I'm going to make my own album and put a hot sweaty muscular man with robot arms on it. Making music can't be that hard right

No. 1051348

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Nowadays Bill would be groomed on discord/reddit.He'd be convinced that he is a transbien. That taking Lenore's name is okay.Dressing like her is okay and the reason she left him was because he was really a woman. That she AND Peggy are transphobic for not understanding that he isn't a sorry creep of a man. But a brave and stunning woman. That Bill's abusive parents making him wear dresses wasn't fucked up and didn't cause this. Nope, he's just a woman. Hank would be considered a transphobe for trying to get Bill to snap out of his true form.

No. 1051363

>>1051348
pls nonny stop youre giving me nightmares

new king of the hill is apparently in the works and if they bring that woke shit into it im gunna scream

No. 1051392

I wish the youtube music app had the option to turn off autoplay.

No. 1051398

File: 1643925794494.jpg (893.42 KB, 3072x1728, veryamericanfeel.jpg)

I just learned that T-Rexes used to live in what's North America today, and I find this to be very fitting. Kinda worried this seems like another US bashing post, so I wanna add that this is a neutral statement, and looking at T-Rexes gives me the same feel as looking at eagles, monster trucks and that We Want You! guy.

No. 1051418

Do you anons do any gentle exercises or yoga before bed? Exercise that doesn’t make you all sweaty and gross. Just tired and sleepy?

No. 1051419

>>1050280
I watched the pailin vid on how to make them and I’ll do it this weekend. You put them in sweet ginger tea which sounds SO GOOD

No. 1051425

File: 1643927055782.jpeg (88.58 KB, 519x439, F820766F-5735-4D1C-A95C-8875FA…)

Do you anons remember the uma kompton troll

No. 1051428

>>1051425
yes, very mean spirited and awful tbh.

No. 1051463

File: 1643928842716.jpg (40.24 KB, 604x340, pepsi bat.jpg)

>>1051024
DRONKING BEBPIS LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HOW DID YOU KNOW!!!!!!

No. 1051490

Every time I'm feeling horny and have nowhere else to go, I make my way to /g/ for the purpose of venting out my fantasies but I'm instantly turned off by all the anons gushing about how orgasm denial and wanting to hear their moid "whimper" by servicing them is peak femdom and posting horribly cringeworthy "sex audios" with dirty talk that's so embarrassing it's comedic. At least it helps kill my sex drive instantly and keeps me from hornyposting kek, 3D men are a disease

No. 1051492

File: 1643930300880.gif (695.24 KB, 220x220, 1643674098392.gif)

Gimme some swaggy drawing ideas

No. 1051495

>>1051492
Imitation crab in a suit

No. 1051507

>>1051490
Then why don't you post your patrician fantasies and show them how it's done?

No. 1051512

>>1051507
I told you, I see some anon post about how hot some dumpy low grade looking dude is and another talking about orgasming to a moid doing dirty talk in a scottish accent and I start laughing and/or cringing so hard I lose all of the sexual arousal I ever might've had. I'm in no shape to write after that.

No. 1051517

>>1051512
This sounds funny, where'd you find this?

No. 1051553

I could have sworn that I bought bean and cheese taquitos at Trader Joes, but now I can't find them. Did I put them back and don't remember or something? What the fuck…
Can one of you spiritual bitches please manifest that I find these taquitos?

No. 1051558

>>1051490
hide the threads you goof

No. 1051563

>>1051553
Sorry nonnie, I ate them all.

No. 1051577

>>1051563
God I wish that were me

No. 1051578

File: 1643935476230.jpg (25.58 KB, 436x367, 1qh3tm.jpg)

>>1051563
Why would you do this to me anon
I found them in the fridge hehe

No. 1051581

>>1051563
God I wish that were me

No. 1051587

File: 1643936057376.jpg (53.81 KB, 640x889, hszb579jzhi61.jpg)


No. 1051599

File: 1643937170497.jpg (131.62 KB, 1200x800, dp95mj-1.jpg)

Megafauna is too crazy. I was thinking that we're really fortunate that giant sloths don't exist anymore, but honestly even if they did when would we ever come across one.

No. 1051603

>>1051599
they were herbivores we wouldve been fine

No. 1051607

Test

No. 1051608

i got a troon body and theres no curing it.

No. 1051609

>>1051608
As long as you are xx it's ok

No. 1051614

File: 1643939975586.png (6.55 KB, 405x205, bella says.png)

I wish men would neck themselves faster

No. 1051634

Need to sleep. Can't sleep. Fuck me.

>>1051348
Jesus anon. I love koth please never post about it again this is some nightmare fuel shit. I actually like Bill but now I'm reconsidering lol

No. 1051665

File: 1643945428601.png (492.37 KB, 386x636, mrs hooch.PNG)

I haven't slept in 30+ hours and I think I had an honest to god waking hallucination in the shower while I was masturbating of my spirit guide.
I have never climaxed, she was my adviser. She was coaching me onto how to put the water pressure on my 'pearl' (her word for clit) correclty. She looked like Madam Hooch from Harry Potter with a clipped Scottish accent (idk if she does in the films I haven't seen them) and a dressage helmet and a riding crop which she used to gesticulate with. She was instructing a group of women (25-30ish yr old rosy cheeks even though I couldn't see any of them) who were carrying hoses that was the shower head I was masturbating with. Whenever I moved wrong and the water went off that was the girls having a silly moment. I wanted her to rest her riding crop on my nethers so bad nonnys you have no idea. She was severe but it was tough love to teach me to correctly self pleasure. I already knew I was into older women but it was like a waking dream except I'm still groggy and disoriented and soggy. I didn't climax this time either but she told me I was going well and to report back next week (I do shower more than once a week but I don't masturbate every time). I'm going to sleep now I just had to share this. Her name was Mrs Hooch

No. 1051668

>>1051665
tbh this would make a good wattpad erotica

No. 1051669

File: 1643945973802.jpeg (45.44 KB, 564x484, 58F014BD-55F4-4FFF-B993-0C740A…)

Sometimes I get so afraid that anons don’t respond to me because I have a distinct writing style and I try not to have one I can’t help it

No. 1051671

>>1051665
>I do shower more than once a week
thanks for clarifying now i know you actually don't

No. 1051673

File: 1643946179082.jpg (122.85 KB, 400x309, superman_gets_rid_of_cross.jpg)

Is there a new things we hate thread already, I have so much hatred in my heart I need to spill

No. 1051685

File: 1643946884029.jpeg (66.82 KB, 819x624, 22970A29-5958-427F-8F99-9C9F83…)

Bruno himself is uggo but his arms are kind of hot. Mixed with the actor who plays Camilo’s singing voice, the black and green atmosphere, Bruno’s green eyes, and the background sound when she falls into the hole and in his arms this scene becomes so sexy fuckkkkk

No. 1051688

>>1051685
It’s a drawing, anon.

No. 1051690

>>1051688
At least it’s not a real scrote

No. 1051693

>>1051688
>unironically saying "its just a drawing" on lolcow.farm
Are you lost?

No. 1051711

>>1051490
orgasm denial is hot tho

No. 1051719

>>1051685
>just his arms
>the background sound when she falls into the hole
this is so fucking autistic anon ilu

No. 1051812

I’m slowly cutting off a friend just because she says way too much retarded handmaiden shit. Supports pornhub and prostitution and trannies and says pregnant people and all that shit. And I've been quietly pinkpilling that friend group for a long time, sharing how porn hurts women and how most prostitutes are raped and abused and how fucking retarded gender shit is but she always goes back to “uhhh but sex workers rights are important!!! uwu”
I can understand ignorance but not retardation. I feel a bit bitchy for doing this but I genuinely can’t respect a person like this.

No. 1051873

how much of a retarded ignorant burger do you have to be to complain about "white balkans appropriating middle eastern/muslim culture"

No. 1051875

>>1051873
Where did you read this? If on this site, why are you carrying your infighting, balkan-chan?

No. 1051876

>>1051875
fortunately not here kek, but some discord server i recently left. the person who said it wasn't even turkish but pakistani(-american) lmao

No. 1051893

>>1051873
that's hilarious anon
I love when americans see balkans as "privileged yts", it absolutely kills me

No. 1051909

You know when you play guitar hero and look away and everything looks like it's floating upwards

No. 1051963

I've been thinking about how funny it is that we can buy bugs online, and I wonder if gas stations still sell live worms.

No. 1052008

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My personal cow cut her hair and looks like Lord Farquuad to the point where Anisa looks good in comparison. The schadenfreude is good today.

No. 1052013

File: 1643986228866.jpeg (21.77 KB, 554x554, E07F7E39-D3C1-4394-BABE-3AAAED…)

She posts here and gets banned all the time. I just know it.

No. 1052019

I’m such a simpleton, yesterday I got sad because I was told that all the efforts I made to work were trash, but today I’m all happy because an ex-coworker told me that I did an amazing job.

No. 1052020

>>1051963
my fav thing was when I found out you could buy 1400 live ladybugs online

No. 1052038

>>1052008
thought this was themi

No. 1052040

>>1052013
nona i love you and i love this. i believe this, look out for any anons talking shit about that drummer from the shins kek

No. 1052043

>>1051876
Was it about food? I'm turkish and there's this debate that some foods are either turkish or greek and the other side stole it to claim it ad theirs. Such as cacık/caciki, etc.

No. 1052045

I totally forgot it's my mom's birthday today. I'm taking her out for dinner and I just realized it's NYC restaurant week and narrowed down a few places she might like. Cringing at pay the bill but I get it's just repetence for forgetting mom's birthday lol. I can afford it just fine but it still hurts paying a $100+ bill, on top of having just paid a $500 medical bill. Dang. This food better be good.

No. 1052056

>>1052045
can I come with to buy handbags on canal st

No. 1052062

>>1052056
kek sure you can nonnie

No. 1052065

I hit my head earlier in work when no one was around and it was so sore I wanted to cry but I didn't. And it was painful for like 2 hours lol. Hope I don't have a concussion

No. 1052070

I've used the friend finder thread both here and on CC and the difference in users is just astounding. It's no surprise I get along with the users of LC better but there's something really not right about the anons who added me from CC. In fact, everyone from LC has been normal and lovely while I even got a shotacon and someone living in filth from CC. I'm glad the friend finder thread on CC seems to be gone now.

No. 1052091

What's the stalker's favorite subgenre of electronic music? outsider house

No. 1052098

God bless dishwashers. Fuck doing the dishes

No. 1052112

>>1052098
CAN I GET A MILLYEN AMENS??????

No. 1052113

>>1051685
Ok this made me laugh

No. 1052116

File: 1643994456186.png (17.87 KB, 83x116, haha.png)

>>1052091
Hahahahaha nonnie that's a good one

No. 1052130

>>1052070
They sound based

No. 1052141

File: 1643996476565.png (920.57 KB, 1572x1078, unknown (2).png)

A part of me wants to force this to become a meme, just edit in whoever you don't like

No. 1052147

>>1052141
I thought that was a poorly rendered Tiger eye but then I realized it was crystal

No. 1052150

>>1052147
lmao anon ilu, I fucking hate Crystal but that mess has become such a meme among me and my friends (has the fandom finally agreed that Crystal is a cheaply made piece of shit or is it still heavily divided? I remember anyone that criticized it on tumblr got literal death threats from rabid fans when the first two seasons aired)
This is from the vr dream flight, it's…a thing I suppose.

No. 1052189

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No. 1052195

>>1052189
my dog sometimes sleeps like this and its the cutest thing

No. 1052200

>>1052141
I agree let's make it a meem

No. 1052223

>>1051492
Draw Board-tan

No. 1052237

I think my kitty pissed a lil on me

No. 1052246

>>1052098
Dishwashing is therapeutic to me but I have no idea if that's the stockholm syndrome talking since I had to do it for my family since 14

No. 1052260

>>1052070
CC and R9k users are one in the same.

No. 1052271

>>1052237
kitty pissy a litty

No. 1052275

>>1052141
the forbidden vroomvroomcar opposite side of passenger's seat man

No. 1052287

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Has anyone else noticed how zoomers censor unnecessarily themselves across the internet as a result of tiktok censorship?

I guess there's a long, vague, list of words that if you say them or type them in a video or comment them, tiktok can either put your video into review or take it down or autodelete your comment or give you a ban warning. As a result, zoomers will say things like "unalive" instead of die/suicide/kill, "seggs" instead of sex, typical leet speak like "@$$," using emojis for context, etc. Some of the words they use make it difficult to take the content seriously, like "sewerslide" as a substitute for suicide.

Anyway, I've noticed that zoomers have taken word avoidance outside of tiktok onto apps like twitter where self-censorship if not necessary. I think it's pretty interesting and in a way, kind of similar to text speak that is now commonplace even though we don't have to deal with character restrictions or alphanumeric keyboards anymore. I'm curious to see if it will stick around.

No. 1052288

>>1050396
>>1050365
My people…

No. 1052319

>>1052287
My sister is a millennial twitterfag who desperately wants to be in with the zoomers and she has started censoring and putting excessive trigger warning labels on random words related to things twitterfags hate, like NFTs. Like god forbid you don't warn someone you're about to mention the forbidden Jpegs, it's like she genuinely believes she might send someone on a ride down the sewer slide.

No. 1052320

This is so stupid. I've been angry at everyone and everything lately. But right now hearing my roomate in the kitchen whistling to herself is making me emotional. Like…I wish her the best and I wish I wasn't so hateful to everyone. I think it's pms or smth kek

No. 1052321

>>1052287
i kind of like it. it feels more authentic as teen slang when so much of our (zoomer's) culture is recycled & repurposed. it's stupid as hell but it's nice to have stupidity that's unique to our generation kek

No. 1052322

>>1050643
girl are you inside my head? I had a similar thought kind of, I wanted to make a comic where 2 apathetic teenage girls killed men, probably inspired by me wanting to rewatch ghost world.

No. 1052344

Anyone wanna have sex with me

No. 1052346

>>1052344
Your husbando sure does

No. 1052347

>>1052346
I wish dude….Majima…yumm.

No. 1052355

beans

No. 1052356

Do I go to bed? Or watch something?
I don't know what to do anons, I was supposed to get some work and chores done tonight but I'm so tired. But on the other hand 10pm feels so early to go to sleep and I'm lonely

No. 1052360

>>1052356
pls go to bed for me
t. a neet with under eye circles

No. 1052364

>>1052347
Majima is a dirty foreskin whore.

No. 1052366

>>1052364
Works for me. I like foreskin and whores.

No. 1052377

>>1052321
Yeah I am on the cusp being born in 97, not trying to knock it I just think it's an interesting cultural phenomenon that evasion of censorship is creating new generational slang!

No. 1052389

>>1052377
finally a perk. ill cheer for this lame one.

No. 1052402

The pop punk revival is already dead, the new thing is the "tumblr girl/tumblrcore revival" aka soft grundge aka tiktok kids try to recreate 2012-2014 tumblr everywhere but on tumblr. As somebody who never truly left tumblr, this is freaking hilarious.

No. 1052407

Sore boobs are back in the PMS rotation. Forgot how much this sucks.

No. 1052417

>>1052287
I can't figure out what the emojis mean, but I'm also emojically challenged. Leafblog? Leafwind? I think I'm getting the leaves wrong.

No. 1052418


No. 1052419


No. 1052424

>>1052419
I mean it could also be a leaf blower, but I don't know why whoever she's taking about would really need some leaf blowers right now

No. 1052429

>>1052356
Hope you went to bed

No. 1052431

>>1052402
why does this video keep getting posted here

No. 1052433

>>1052431
With the amount it gets posted I think she's shilling her own video

No. 1052463

Who else just saves 100+ pictures and/or gifs of something they really like and then just sit on them and also transfer them to a ubs stick to sit there for some more years

No. 1052467

Just read a youtube comment where a guy referred to women with PCOS as being intersex… what now?

No. 1052468

>>1052463
I have so many USBs of random stuff I’ve forgotten about

No. 1052470

>>1052468
But are they just a bunch of fucking images of random people both real and fictional

No. 1052481

>>1052463
I do this with music I don't listen to anymore and a lot of old Japanese magazines most of which I've never read. I'm a digital hoarder.

No. 1052482

>>1052377
im also from 97!!! though i never knew zoomers do that and i think its lame

No. 1052506

>>1052463
maybe this should go into the confession thread but i have a 8.76gb big folder solely consisting of pics and gifs of my favorite kpop group, 3.2gb of that just being my bias. i'm not that into them anymore, but i can't bring myself to delete it because i spent so much time saving all of them.

No. 1052513

You know what feels amazing? Taking a nice shower and cleaning up your bellybutton.

No. 1052517

>>1052513
I feel like you're dissing me because I finally got up to go shower, saw that the bath's occupied and went back to my room, and now I can't seem to leave the bed again. Where are you hiding?

No. 1052522

>>1052517
I can see you, nonnie, and I could hear you coming to the bathroom, I am unstoppable!

No. 1052523

>>1052360
>>1052429
I'm in bed nonnies, sweet dreams to you both

No. 1052531

>>1052463
>>1052481
Digital hoarder is a good way to put it, I dump all my shit on pinterest. Anyways I don’t know if anyone else remembers or where I should post this but do any of you know what happened to that anon who was living in a Japanese forest? I don’t remember the thread it was in but that shit was weird

No. 1052537

>>1052531
I remember that kek it sounded fake to me. Also, since youre here if you ever have time I would love to see a media dumping thread where you could post some of those japanese mags!

No. 1052552

>>1052417
vape I think

No. 1052553

>>1052377
95/96 is cusp, 97 is just zoomer. Hence I am in an intergenerational relationship

No. 1052559

>>1052553
> Hence I am in an intergenerational relationship
I don’t know how you do that, I could never tolerate dating a zoomer.

No. 1052575

>>1052559
97 is still tolerable if he's an old-socialized europoor

No. 1052588

>>1052531
She was larping

No. 1052701

I wanna leanr how to laugh like a witch

No. 1052705

I can't find my good scissors, FUCK

No. 1052712

Holy shit tiktok is full of radfems. I did not expect it

No. 1052716

>>1052553
97 is only zoomerish if you grew up online. All of my peers act like millennials and are super out of touch with everything zoomer related. But I also grew up in a post war country so a lot of pop culture shit was a bit delayed here.

No. 1052723

>>1052716
>from a post war country
I genuinely don't see why non-North-Americans care about let alone identify with these generational labels, they're (North-)American centric as fuck. Has the internet brainwashed everyone into thinking the American experience is the universal default?

No. 1052724

>>1052723
Not American but the distinction between boomers, gen X, millenials and zoomers is often usex for marketing researches, studies and surveys of all kind for a shit ton of countries. Even if the distinction seems more obvious for the American continent.

No. 1052726

I finally found the stupid game I used to play!!! It's like drawception except you can join rooms about things that interest you. Check it out https://doodleordie.com/

No. 1052727

>>1052723
Because those labels were invented and are used for the purpose of marketing and the market is globalised.

No. 1052744

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Americans are asleep, let's make fun of them

No. 1052746

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>>1052744
No we're not.

No. 1052749

>>1052724
ok so does anyone else (millennial) get ads for retirement? like a lot?

No. 1052750

>>1052744
this looks so fucking British I'm going to Brexit my trousers right bloody now

No. 1052778

>>1052744
I HATE THIS SNAPCHANNEL WITH FUCKING PASSION WHY ISNT IT MADE FUN OF LIKE TASTY OR TROOM TROOM??

what they make is literal calorie bombs that I'm sure taste like shit.Only exists for shock value

and since we're on the topic, there's another channel called "famously satisfying" or some shit where they supposedly make satisfying videos that are totally repulsive each time, yet the ppl in them act as if what happens in front of them is the best shit ever.Surely actors cause there's no way this is real

No. 1052780

>>1052402
I really don’t like this Youtuber. Or the trend of female zoomer insight porn Youtubers who like “analyzing” everything to death, and by analyzing I mean just regurgitating main points.

No. 1052864

>>1052716
97ers used the internet when geocities was a thing so not really.

No. 1052971

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ngl this reminded me of y'all

No. 1052974

>>1052971
absolute state of eurofag anons

No. 1052977

>>1052974
not unheard of Eastern europe tbh, I remember there was one radfem on tumblr from serbia who was married to a Serbian nationalist and neo-nazi, she didn't even try to hide it, her logic was that all men suck and the man she was with had his faults but he treated her well

No. 1052986

>>1052977
>her logic was that all men suck and the man she was with had his faults but he treated her well
She's not wrong but I don't really understand why women who genuinely follow the radfem ideology invite men into their lives.

No. 1052990

>>1052971
aw lol. my hs best friend, who was the token blue haired feminist girl, was good friends with the fascist larper boy (normie european teen fascist larping, not edgy poltard fascist larping)

No. 1052991

>>1052986
sometimes radicals just fall in love

No. 1053008

Nonas, what are your people-watching habits, for the lack of a better word? Like, when my mom (a chef) is doing grocery shopping and bored at the check out, she looks at what the people in front of her are buying and tried to guess what they'll cook tonight. My math teacher said she always thinks about what animal a person is the most comparable to when she meets someone for the first time. Do you have anything like that, too?

No. 1053010

>wisdom teeth coming in
>doesn't hurt, not really worried about it
>see an anon mention something about how wisdom teeth allow the jaw to properly develop or some shit
>sweet, maybe I'll get a sick jawline.
>look at mouth in mirror
>can only see one wisdom tooth coming in on one side of lower jaw.
>suddenly get uncomfortable aching on that side of lower jaw
>only that side
Fuck, am I going to have a fucked up malformed jaw if I let this widom tooth come in? Am I going to be doomed with a half stacy/half becky jawline? Ohhhh nonnies… I am frightened.
maybe they develop at different times? maybe??

No. 1053011

>>1052991
I'm not even white, but I could almost see myself dating a guy with this sort of mindset. He may still identify as a Nazi on the surface (I guess it's too personally meaningful for him to 100% disavow), but he doesn't believe in attacking the vulnerable (including LGBT), and he said that most Nazis have childhood trauma. He's even been attacked by an ultra-right group.
Up until he said he still watches porn, I thought it was nice

No. 1053015

>>1053008
I check their hands. If they're married, engaged, fashion conscious, plays instruments/does manual labor/stains (eg. paint), expensive watch, etc. You can tell a surprising amount if the information is available.

No. 1053016

>>1053010
>see an anon mention something about how wisdom teeth allow the jaw to properly develop or some shit
bullshit i still have a weak jaw. never was a mouth-breather either

No. 1053023

>>1053011
Honestly as someone from the punk scene I'd say most of the hardcore neo-nazi groups are just really white people criminal gangs same as bloods or crips
In black klansman(the book) it goes into detail about the difference between white power criminal gangs(which were just criminal gangs) and actual white supremacists
most of the white gang members were more likely to hang out with latinos then kkk members

No. 1053027

>>1053008
I like to figure out wether someone is shy or extroverted by the way they act, mostly so in case I get lost (which happens to me a lot) I can ask for help to someone who won’t awkwardly mumble something and leave.

No. 1053029

>>1053010
No but you'll be cursed with fucked up teeth on that side if you let it go on for years.

t. has let it go on for years

No. 1053034

>>1052744
Its actually french

No. 1053036

>>1053029
Same here, although I let it go on because I can’t afford the dentist. It pushed all of my teeth which were aligned okayish-ly before and now they’re all very noticeably crooked. Now I need to also find a way to afford braces.

No. 1053037

>>1053036
For the anon with current issues, search for “sliding scale dental offices near me” or for dental colleges offering services

No. 1053065

Rotating on a heating pad like a rotisserie chicken. Which hurts more, my uterus or my back? I keep rolling

No. 1053103

Anyone else ever roll their eyes at autists taking extremely normal things and acting like they’re autistic traits that opened their eyes? See this shit happen everywhere online over basic emotions and experiences. And I don’t mean in a way where people will say “anon… sounds like you secretly are autistic” but like this shit >>1052351

>I thought 5 star reviews were supposed to be good!

>could it be that a lot of reviews are left ten seconds after receiving product and out of obligation, by people who don’t care?
>could it be that a lot of people leaving reviews are just tards?
>no! It must a sign that I am autistic!

No. 1053149

I love What remains of Edith Finch, I love how every corner of the game is full of detail. I love the little doo dad's, I may download a sims 4 remake of the house. Its such a beautiful game. One of the best walking sims in my opinion

No. 1053151

>>1053103
If you have a passion for a hobby that's now seen as your 'special interest' because non autistic people only like things a tiny bit, never a large amount.

No. 1053154

>>1053008
No I just stare at people and watch them and listen to them, and this is enough to entertain me

No. 1053162

>>1053154
Staring is rude. I would tell you off for mad dogging me. You're definitely from a nice area.

No. 1053183

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>>1053149
Anon stop are you me? It’s literally my favorite game ever I think i’ve played over 10 times now since it’s so short and every time it makes me sob just because the all around beauty of it. The house, the story, the gameplay, the soundtrack. It’s perfection all around, I don’t think any game will ever match it for me and I don’t even usually play walking sims. It’s so incredibly underrated. I think i’ll have to replay it today. Have fun with the sims version of the house! I wish i still had the sims so I could also download it but alas.

No. 1053191

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I love reading the lolcow graduation thread. I re-read my favorite posts often. I hope the anons that left are doing well
I posted once about leaving and here I am kek

No. 1053208

>>1052402
Girl… STOP POSTING THIS SHIT

No. 1053210

>>1053191
Same anon, I hope they're doing well. I don't think I could ever leave LC though, this is the last place on the internet that feels like home to me. I do need to come here less often though, it's too slow to warrant how often I refresh. I want to try only visiting once a day.

No. 1053217

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Luv this Miku figure. The messier the Miku hair and the more oversized the uniform the better.

No. 1053221

>>1052402
can you stop selfposting. its 4th time now.

No. 1053224

>>1053217
love her wiry hair. so cute…

No. 1053232

>>1053221
kek mina as an lc user

No. 1053245

I find it funny how men are often perceived or compared to cavemen, like, imagine being seen as the brutish, violent, irrational sex, and everyone just assumes you're autistic and unwashed. Embarrassing

No. 1053249

gangnam style happened 10 years ago

No. 1053254

>>1053249
Thanks for the cold war flashbacks

No. 1053255

>>1053011
>>1052991
>>1052971
Y'all post shit like this and then want me take you guys seriously, clowns

No. 1053258

Sometimes I dream that there’s some fresh fatvegfem milk. Then I wake up and check her thread just in case and I’m always disappointed. Miss you, Pheebs.

No. 1053259

>>1053255
I mean yeah, the anons who over analyze the bodies of random of insta thots are also the ones who think the columbine shooters were hot

No. 1053367

>>1052977
>her logic was that all men suck and the man she was with had his faults but he treated her well
well, alleged radfem or not, she's a retard. wanting to be with a neo-nazi is a terrible idea. they believe people deserve harm for things they haven't done and cannot control, it's only a matter of time until he's fed up with her and she also becomes subject of his retarded violent fantasies. she's an idiot.

No. 1053404

>>1053367
I mean she was from the Balkans so maybe its different

No. 1053405

>>1053011
Nazism is too retarded and abstract for me. I'd rather date a hyper trad monarchist than someone who stans a short lived system based on esoteric ramblings with no basis from previous centuries.

No. 1053406

>>1053405
also him being of slavic descent is also kinda ironic,

No. 1053412

>>1053406
makes it even worse honestly
why do these retards larp as "trad" but the furthest ideology they go is like, the early 20th century? god damn posers

No. 1053421

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>>1053412
I really am not aware of the dynamics of europe but in American most neo-nazis are again just white people gangs, most really don't give a shit about the ideology or even hang out with kkk members and especially members of the alt-right

>It turns out that in the white nationalist community, the Aryan Brotherhood is not very popular. They are seen as gangsters who will compromise white supremacist principles for money. For a sense of the conversation, look at the message boards on the white nationalist site Stormfront. On a November 2003 thread titled, "Mexican Mafia & Aryan Brotherhood Join?" for example, some were forgiving. Euroman/MB wrote, "The AB does what ever they MUST do in order to survive in prison." Others were confused, as Lowe wrote:

>Im kinda confused as to whats really going on with this situation. It seems obvious to me the core of this is money, but is it just the natural greed of money that has caused the AB to even remotely associate themselves with the mexican mafia scum or just some transactions that would help guarente some safety for our AB brothers safety in the numerous minority filled jails across the country.

>But by 2010, Stormfront posters wanted nothing to do with the Brotherhood. A poster named Moderate White started a thread titled, "Why is the Aryan Brotherhood allied with non-white gangs?" Beyond the North wrote, "In my book, they deserve to lie in the same graves as the blacks and browns they operate with." The thread was eventually spiked for even associating Stormfront with a "fringe" group. White Resistance 14, a "sustaining member" of Stormfront, explained:


>Elsewhere, reviews are mixed. There are just a few articles about the Aryan Brotherhood at the thinking man's white supremacist site, American Renaissance. But commenters claiming to be former prisoners mention it in threads. Baldowl wrote earlier this year:

>I did a little time a long while back. During the first week, a fellow white inmate asked me if I was racist. "If you're not now, you will be before this is done," he assured me.
>And here I am.

>On another story from late 2012, commenter Brady Dillon writes approvingly,

>In the penal system, where whites are already a minority, the Mexican Mafia, is perfectly willing to work with the Aryan Brotherhood to fight the Black Guerilla Family. Not that whites and mestizos like each other by any means, but they both recognize that blacks are worse.

>But a Swedish website's headline from April 2012 is less forgiving. Google translates it as "Aryan Brotherhood — junkies and killers with Jew leader." (One leader is reportedly half-Jewish and has tattoos of both a Star of David and a swastika.)

No. 1053424

>>1053259
I'm not talking about those anons, at all

No. 1053429

Guy I've been taking to for like a year is a Scorpio Venus… deciding if I should block

No. 1053431

>>1053421
why are you acting like the aryan brotherhood is the sole source of nazis? the aryan brotherhood is usually a particular type of dude in less privileged positions compared to your average neo-nazi or white supremacist.

No. 1053434

>>1053421
in america you wont get many monarchist because the country is relatively new and doesn't have a history of that unlike european countries
eugenics based racism and white racialism are more in line with new world politics because of its colonial past with racial castes and transatlantic slave trade. nazism was even heavily influenced by that so it's no surprise they have no issues blending everything together

No. 1053435

Why are you guys talking about tradshit and neonazis in such a detailed way? weird

No. 1053437

>>1053435
Boredom

No. 1053438

>>1053434
again most WN "gangs" more or less function like the Aryan brotherhood, poor white people gangs who dislike mostly black people but are tolerant with certain ethnic gangs, so long as they leave each other alone

No. 1053443

>>1053437
I don't buy it

No. 1053444

>>1053443
i mean im bored, im not a nazi or tradshitter by any means considering im the banned race everyone obsesses over on certain parts of the internet

No. 1053445

>>1053162
No I'm really good at looking away just in time

No. 1053452

>>1053435
>t. A zoomer who can’t grasp what a discussion is.
What a shocker. Go to tick tock goldfish.

No. 1053458

>>1053452
I don't give a damn about your ""discussion"", there's way too many tradthots/racists sympathizers/male posters trying to shill their bullshit politics here and I've the right to be suspicious

No. 1053460

>>1053458
Why don't you just banter along

No. 1053471

Im pretty sure someone just posted porn in the finn thread, I reported it but I ain't double checking

No. 1053474

>>1053471
Yeah, it’s a dick pic, surely from some retarded moid trying to get the attention that mommy and daddy never gave to him.

No. 1053516

>>1052553
imo 97 is still cusp, I have older siblings so I feel like I fit more into millenial a lot of the time. I also remember 9/11

No. 1053518

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i would like to know how they think this package they shipped today is going to be delivered by that date
i hate bezos

No. 1053522

>>1053518
just complain that it wasn't delivered by the promised date and they'll probably give you a $15 gift card or something

No. 1053545

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oh my god nonnies there is something so magical about scrambled eggs inside of a soft tortilla with cheese it almost makes me not want to kms

No. 1053549

>>1053545
That's so beautiful nona

No. 1053581

i wanna post something in the 3d husbando thread on /m/ but i'm too cowardly to necro it someone else do it. i can't stand /g/ anymore.

No. 1053610

I love how female masturbation doesn't require any fucking cleanup. That shit can be done anywhere and nobody is the wiser. Being a male is disgusting and messy; how fitting.

No. 1053616

>>1053545
Why are you talking about fucking baby mushy food THAT CHILD IS DROWNING DUDE FUCKING SAVE HER

No. 1053620

>>1053610
I masturbate with a showerhead so I'm quite literally making myself cleaner in the process, it's based

No. 1053634

This cart tastes like straight up dirt. Unwashed potato skins. Barn floor. Disgusting. I’m gonna keep smoking it tho

No. 1053642

I hate twitter but the japanese side of it can have such nice art, damn.

No. 1053646

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the raid on lc I went to check out to choachan, it was the usual kpop autisim but when the topic of lc came up, it was interesting what they thought of us
They all seemed to have this perception that we were ana-chans, who listened to red scare, mocked people who weren't skinny and fetishized serial killers and mass shooters, I don't know where they got that form considering we make fun of all those groups

No. 1053648

>>1053610
You don't cleanup? I usually have to wash my hands, change underwear and wipe afterwards.

No. 1053650

>>1053646
Every single one of those posts smells like mad trannies

No. 1053653

I'm addicted to mint tea, it's so refreshing and delicious.

No. 1053663

If you work out and don't listen to this song while doing so then what the fuck are you doing with your life

No. 1053664

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>>1053653
Spearmint tea gang

Spearmint ATTAK testosterone

No. 1053666

>>1053650
>>1053646
They aren't completely wrong though

No. 1053667

>>1053663
Oh you must be irresistibly sexy too! Why don’t you come and work out at our exclusive club?

No. 1053668

>>1053664
I don't give a fuck about the hormones in my body, they're doing what they're supposed to. Mint tea just tastes and smells good.

No. 1053690

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So I've had this idea of a fictional matriarhcal world in the back of my mind for a while now, I wanna hear your all thoughts on it

Its set in a world where magic is real but only women are capable of using magic, this leads to women being the dominant sex in all the diverse nations of this world
however not all magic users are equal, the most powerful mages can lift mountains, destroy cities, reanimate the dead but most common born girls can only really do basic spells that help with day to day life
however all female magic users have one weakness, even the most basic spells require time to cast, usually 3-5 minutes
so all highborn mages have "knights" for protection, in this world a knight is the equivalent of a husband, a protector and a servant for his lady, all able highborn males are basically raised from birth to be knights
they are taught refinements, the arts and how to fight and serve their ladies but they are also selected on their beauty and grace as well as much as their fighting abilities

my idea for a full series would be about a common boy girl and common boy boy as they try to prevent a war from happening

No. 1053694

>>1053690
That's very similar world building to the Wheel of Time

No. 1053695

>>1053690
Okay keep going please

No. 1053696

>>1053664
Does this mean it’s good for PCOS ??

No. 1053699

>>1053690
I would read it! I love stories about female led societies.

No. 1053700


No. 1053704

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>>1053694
never read the wheel of time, but is that actually the setting
>>1053695
well low born males are basically all either laborers, builders or farmers, low born girls get assigned different jobs depending on the type of magical ability they wield
I have already sorta dreamed up the male protagonist, who I'm not ashamed to admit is sorta my own OC husbado at this point
a young man in his early 20's, he's a former Gutian barbarian who was captured in a raid, made a slave and forced to become a laborer in a foreign kingdom, he's tall and breathtakingly handsome(like actually handsome and beautiful) and since this would be a world where men are judged and valued for their beauty, I'd want it to a point in the series
I haven't figured out the female MC yet cause It always ends up becoming my own self insert

No. 1053730

File: 1644139515717.jpg (78.91 KB, 592x960, 91017c9ecddc80a209c0deaab0b058…)

It's so scary when people obviously edit relatively mature pictures with the daughter/baby faceapp function

No. 1053732

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>>1053730
I think this is the original btw. So pedophilic to edit this picture to make the face infantile but the body mature..

No. 1053735

File: 1644139744202.jpg (38.03 KB, 620x349, 1644088006461.jpg)

>>1053732
Is the extreme neoteny in modern beauty standards proof modern men are more pedophiliac?

No. 1053736

File: 1644139799572.png (2.58 MB, 1280x1521, Thomas_Gainsborough_-_Portrait…)

Seems like it's very recent that you have to look like a literal baby to be seen as a 10/10 hmmm

No. 1053740

>>1053730
amazing, it's so exaggerated that literal kids dont even look like this. they don't have eyeballs like this. she looks like alita with the eyeballs, all of it looks ridiculous.

No. 1053745

I don't care about ATJ why are they still showing him and his old groomer wife like it's brand new and his career isn't dead

No. 1053750


No. 1053766


No. 1053772

I feel like /ot/ has on average the smartest anons, the cow-boards the least (aside from the anons who doxxed Corpse Husband), /g/ is also pretty dumb and /m/ is in the middle

No. 1053773

>>1053730
Where did you find this

No. 1053776

There is this korean dude on tiktok/instagram that claims to be a doctor despite getting very low grades in school. He posts multiple times per day and claims to work at a very good clinic. I think he is lying.

No. 1053793

File: 1644145028225.gif (9.09 MB, 720x404, SYmu9r.gif)

I like Human by Sevdaliza, but that part where her voice reverses creeps me out so much. Maybe it's PTSD from those hidden messages reversed songs illuminati confirmed videos.

No. 1053812

>>1053735
No. It's proof men go after young women who they think they can manipulate easier because they are aware older women can see through their act and realize how shitty they are. Most men are aware they don't deserve women and that's why they deliberately go after the ones they younger women who can't come to that realization.

No. 1053817

File: 1644147511035.png (259.82 KB, 311x903, 4koma.PNG)

I dreamed that Death Note had two anime versions, similar to Fullmetal Alchemist, and the current Death Note is what Brotherhood is to FMA. It had a longer Light-and-L-being-chained-to-each-other period and it were mainly short comedy skits in the style of the 4koma from the OG manga. And now I'm sad it's not real.

No. 1053820

>>1053812
I think it's part that, and part the fact that they think they're honing in on virgin territory that doesn't know better than to be horribly disappointed with them on pretty much every level

No. 1053827

>>1053820
I agree anon. It's just like incels who are obsessed with 18 year old virgin girls - the only girls they think won't be disappointed by them.

No. 1053835

>>1053827
Man whores that think they have trophy dick are worse, imo. Incels bitch and act like shit is the end of the world when being a virgin is becoming common, but slutty men obsessed with virgins are predatory, plus make an effort to go through with things by manipulation and brag about it.

No. 1053840

>>1053793
I thought this was Arca

No. 1053881

>>1053817
I would 110 percent watch a brotherhood type longer version of Death Note. I still think the early 2000s anime slaps so hard

No. 1053899

>>1053610
you’re so right anon, I remember being scarred while scrolling instagram and saw a video of a disgusting scrote who took out his dried cum-stained socks and threw it on the floor and it sounded like broken ice. I swear I wish women could abort their male fetuses

No. 1053930

I started feeling uncomfortable in my own home after one of my farts smelled like other person fart

No. 1053942

File: 1644158833406.jpg (54.63 KB, 456x673, flash.jpg)

I think it's very sweet how some people here posting about 'what if I had x powers' go on about how they would do completely harmless things and enjoy themselves. Honestly, my first thoughts on the having powers scenario are always "how can I use it to get money" and it always leave me at the stealing solution. I would be just some dumb criminal if I had powers and younger me would be disappointed because that's not what the flash would do.

No. 1053947

My mom is the kind of parent that has taken both mine and my siblings friends under her wings - if you have befriended us (even as adults) you are her children and she will always be ready to help or support you within her means. Because of that she has taken it very personally that her boyfriend of 1 year admitted that he doesn't like my friends kek I find it kinda funny and sweet at the same time

No. 1053951

>>1053942
even the flash has free time nonnie

No. 1053971

>>1053947
>your moms bf doesn't like your friends
Your mom sounds super sweet anon and he's just being dumb making comments about your friends when it's none of his business. He's probably jealous she's close to them, don't let him try and distance you or your friends from your mother!

No. 1053984

>>1053971
I'm not too worried about that, she has been considering dumping him lately anyway. He considers the friends of mine that he have met as "bossy" and "pretentious", which is pretty far from how anyone else would ever describe them as people so we came to the conclusion that he's probably threatened by the fact that they are highly educated. Mom has noted the last couple of months that he acts insecure whenever he doesn't know something about a subject and being in the presence of young educated women is probably not something he's a fan of.

No. 1053985

Does anyone else just report posts individually instead of selecting them all and reporting it at once?

No. 1053995

Can we get an addiction thread going? I suffer from drug addiction. It's so fucking hard. Euphoria is pretty much the only show to get it right. But every time when it gets dark I just have to reach for it. I have 5 bottles strewn about me already. If I could get back to my past self and tell it not to buy nasal spray, I would.

No. 1053998

>>1053995
Lurk more

No. 1054095

>>1053995
>Euphoria is pretty much the only show to get addiction right
Watch other shows. Better yet, attend group therapy

No. 1054384

>>1053690
>>1053704
I love it already

No. 1054458

I bought a loaf tin to make a white loaf of bread soon kek. I have always wanted to make bread and have got back into baking recently but I have never thought to make bread. I will follow this video, this channel is super cute for recipes and tutorials!

No. 1054463

>>1053995
Get professional help anon, don’t ask an image board. And dont watch tacky shows that remind you of or encourage your addiction.

No. 1054564

My freaking teabag burst in the cup.

No. 1054654

I love the word coomer and coom. Why's it so funny? It also sounds way too cute for its meaning

No. 1054671

Clip Studio Paint truly is the best art program, damn
I'm never looking back

No. 1054704

File: 1644186326880.jpg (58.99 KB, 800x1200, download.jpg)

>>1053840
arca was very cute and breedable. rip.

No. 1054727

File: 1644186802676.jpeg (438.58 KB, 828x1309, 4013DF2F-1D18-4F45-8CD3-B36321…)

hmm maybe it's time to start an instagram psyop

No. 1054747

>>1054704
That thousand-yard stare i mean he got raped i don't blame him

No. 1054764

File: 1644188602071.jpg (254.81 KB, 938x715, Screenshot_20220206-170218_Sam…)

These nonnies seem genuinely retarded and American.

coming from a burger myself

No. 1054767

>>1053773
Pinterest

No. 1054772

>>1053735
they think it's easier to take advantage of a "younger" looking woman so that's the type they go after

No. 1054773

>>1054764
>stole your childhood by not letting you have soda
holy shit kek that's sad. I feel like some regulars in that thread are borderline tradthot-esque lolcows themselves tbh

No. 1054782

>>1054764
>Nonnie
>burger
You seem self-hating and overly critical. If her mom didn't let her have ANY pop or processed food as a kid that is screwy upbringing. Also I hate ortherexic parents and kids from those families trying to put their shit on others or getting pissy that others aren't as health conscious as them. My ana friend in hs freaked out we all just ate and watched a movie together and she seemed almost angry that I didn't get upset at her smelling her popcorn instead of eating it. Do what you want, girlie.

No. 1054786

>>1054764
Actually I feel lucky to have never had soda as a kid. I think letting your kid drink soda leads to a worse life overall. You're basically dehydrating your child and getting them addicted to drinking sugar. There are people who can't drink water because it's too "boring" or whatever. These people were poisoned with salt and sugar in their youth and can't kick the habit so they kill their tastebuds and think normal food tastes icky. It's incredibly sad, especially since you can recondition your tastebuds but these people are too lazy I guess

No. 1054792

>>1054782
How is it a screwy upbringing to not let your kids have soda. Who gives a fuck. Americans are obese because of all the fuckloads of processed junk foods being shilled to them. It sounds like you eat like shit and are angry that others consciously choose to be healthy and raise their kids that way. Trads are a cancer to the world but not giving your kids soda and junk food isn't a "screwy upbringing". You're doing the exact same shit you claim these crunchy tradthot mothers are doing, which is imposing your beliefs onto another person in a self-righteous way kek. Poor tommy doesn't get to eat little debbie's snack cakes, oh no, someone call cps!

No. 1054799

Kekking at the ugly friendless moid who posted an image of himself

No. 1054801

>>1054799
I find it funnier when no one replies.

No. 1054804

>>1054799
The fucking state of this place, who will lift us out of bondage??

No. 1054806

>>1054804
No let them post pictures of themselves

No. 1054809

>>1054804
he's so pathetic kek

No. 1054811

>>1054801
you should never reply to a y

No. 1054813

>>1054806
thats not him, he is posting random pictures of men he found on the internet

No. 1054817

>>1053827
the most retarded part is that an experienced woman is more likely to be faithful than a virgin who would probably want to go have more experiences before settling down

No. 1054820


No. 1054825

>>1054813
Oh that sucks I wanted to post it to /tttt/

No. 1054829

>>1054825
looks like he deleted it or the mods woke up because i cant find it anymore.

No. 1054830

>>1054799
what thread?

No. 1054846

>>1054817
This logic makes no sense.

No. 1054859

>>1054846
How so? Wouldn't you wonder what other sexual experiences are like having not had any others, rather than be comfortable settling down once you've already been around the block? That's in incel logic too, when they talk about women settling down after they've "ridden the carousel", but they're hypocrites/idiots

No. 1054861

>>1054829
It's okay I saved the image in case it really is him

No. 1054863

I realized that current non binary and troons pride themselves on body modification as if they were sims characters. It's like living a fantasy video game for them

No. 1054869

>>1054859
Well having been with only one man, and we've been together almost ten years, definitely not. I'm surprised I've met even one man who doesn't disgust me, tbh, this was the first time I had ever been attracted to a man that was in my life (not a celebrity/model). Thinking of having sex with any man but him makes me physically uncomfortable.

No. 1054871

File: 1644192383205.jpg (593.57 KB, 1920x1080, 1644062554308.jpg)

I spent a long time drawing a great fan-art of a streamer that I have been watching from the very start. But the thing is, I think she hates me. I think she believes I am trying to get her fans, or something like that, when all I did was had a small chit-chat with them when they discovered my fan-art and made friends with a few of them, they are nice people. However she still have not reacted to my artwork for awhile now. I also raided her once, she usually says thank you and stuff, she didn't do that. I tweeted at her question tweet, offering my gentle advice she liked everyone but me. I hope I am just making shit up because I like her as a content creator, she's neat. But it all does seem extremely weird… Eh, whatever.

No. 1054876

>>1054817
I had my sleeping around phase in my early twenties and then attempted it again a few years later when I was single for a time again.. it was a pretty short stint the second time round. I went from wanting to experience everything and have variety to feeling like I'm not missing out on anything. I wouldn't cheat either way but I got shit out of my system. Slept with women too which I think I needed to explore or I'd always be wondering.

Earlier today I was catching up on a youtuber I hadn't seen in years, he had a highschool sweetheart and got engaged at like 19 only to break up. They're engaged again. I couldn't believe it. They've both dated around in between and as much as it's not going to be seen as romantic to alot of people.. they probably stand a better chance now of settling down.

No. 1054878

>>1054869
Then you met the right one, congrats nona! (You might also be less horny and/or more discerning than most so congrats on that too)
My point here though is that these dudes are hoping to find a virgin who "won't know any better" like it's some strategy to make her ignore the fact that he sucks. But it's not like she's blind or has no fantasies of her own just because she's a virgin

No. 1054882

>>1054782
there's nothing beneficial to be gained from processed foods. like, i understand it's convenient but kids are not suffering because their parents are giving them blueberry and lemon artisanal muffins and spinach, mushroom and tomato omelettes. i'm a burger but i didn't have an orthorexic upbringing, just immigrant family that preferred relatively homecooked foods and it was a good way to grow up. you don't have to be orthorexic to give your kids healthier alternatives. soda sucks anyways. there's nothing overly critical about saying americans are accustomed to crappy foods, we literally allow like twice the sugar in our sodas as other western nations and americans cry like they're about to be thrown into an internment camp because legislators consider setting a sugar limit on sodas. it's insane. most parents who are conscious about foods give their kids very nice foods and tend to have the money and availability to avoid the convenience issue in general.

No. 1054888

>>1054764
>"Healthy" eating is one of the biggest grifts in history
"I piss battery acid" energy

No. 1054899

>>1047713
I really dislike health freak No Carbs terrorist discourse because it doesn't keep in mind those of us whose cuisines mostly consist of carbs. Flatbread, fried rice, pasta and macaroni - I have to eat it multiple times a week, if not everyday. The same can not be said for meat and chicken, both of which demand labor-intensive preparation and it doesn't even taste that good in the end. There are so many variations of garlic-butter-soy sauce-lemon variations of chicken you can muster, and they all taste the same. Have any of you tasted roasted chicken? It tastes like an eraser. Looks like it too. Rice, on the hand, is easier to make, and cheaper, and demands no labor-intensive preparation. Vegetable fried rice is a meal on its own; both sweet and salty, with carrots, corn, and peas. People who hate it don't hate it; it's just that they've eaten an ill-cooked, mushy plate of rice. My favorite rice though is the classic half-roasted fried rice: you roast some rice until it turns brown, then you cook it with uncooked rice. The result is beautiful white-and-brown rice, which is the most delicious thing you could ever eat. The texture is just perfect. My second favorite rice is yellow cinnamon rice with roasted peanuts and sultanas. It's so, so perfect. I can not emphasize how the sultana raisin taste amazing with the rice; they add that mind-blowing sweetness to it, which is better with the roasted peanuts. Literally patrician rice.

No. 1054910

>>1054899
>have any of you tasted roasted chicken? it tastes like an eraser
this has to be some sort of dadaist bait

No. 1054924

>>1054910
very odd. like 99% of people like roasted chicken, not sure what she's talking about. not even remotely like erasers.

No. 1054938

How do people in cold areas bear having sex in the winter? I live in a warm area but it hit freezing the other night when I had my bf over and I couldn't fucking bear to take all my clothes off just for some dick.

No. 1054943

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No. 1054946

Nonas my bunny just nibbled my fingers until I woke from deep sleep, is it time to make him into stew?

No. 1054950

>>1054924
doesn't this just mean anon sucks at cooking kek

No. 1054960

>>1054950
Isn’t roasted chicken when you put chicken inside the oven and turn it on? It literally tastes like an eraser and has the same texture too. The only part that tastes nice is the surface that’s seasoned. You have been memed into eating roasted chicken.

No. 1054963

>>1054960
yes but usually you put butter on the chicken with the seasoning and it seeps into the chicken. if you overcook it it might not taste great but it's a pretty basic and widely liked dish. maybe you've cooked it wrong or something but it tastes nothing like erasers

No. 1054969

>>1054899
This is bait right

No. 1054971

>>1054969
It's just autism

No. 1054981

>>1054963
I don’t know nonnabella it just tastes like nothing to me. Probably the same as munching on car tire.

No. 1054986

>>1054981
I feel the same way about turkey so I getchu anon. Kind of. I do like chicken so it's hard for me to empathize but I do sympathize.

No. 1054993

I can't wait for the new week to start so the nonnies who only visit when they're bored at work/school can flush away the influx of ball sweat that's been permeating the premises lately.

No. 1054994

I'm getting drunk and starting to feel bad for myself got to put myself in a good mood or some shit help

No. 1054996

which thread was the scrote self-posting in?

No. 1054998

File: 1644201056894.jpg (22.25 KB, 500x371, 1641854228185.jpg)

>>1054994
Cheer up, anon!

No. 1055001

>>1054994
draw the cast of family guy from memory and post it here?

No. 1055004

>>1055001
This made me laugh out loud anon I'm on it!

No. 1055009

File: 1644202693054.png (120.7 KB, 781x558, Schermafbeelding 2022-02-07 om…)

>>1055004
TThis is it

No. 1055013

>>1055009
That's literally them. Peger, Lowes, Mag, Stewart, and Dog

No. 1055015

>>1055013
ANON PLEASE

No. 1055018

>>1055009
Girl you forgot crisp

No. 1055019

>>1055018
Fuck I never watch that show on it nonna

No. 1055020

File: 1644203460767.png (60.55 KB, 524x361, Schermafbeelding 2022-02-07 om…)


No. 1055024

The MTF threads here ruined the word dilate for me and now I can't stop thinking about poopy fake vaginas when I hear it

No. 1055031

>>1055009
You did the BPD femcel queen justice

No. 1055039

>>1055031
Haha this is so dumb but it actually made me feel happy, I laughed like an idiot, thanks nonatella ♥

No. 1055042

i wish i had a terf best friend to steal money from tumblr users with fake trans gofundme's with. a girl can dream.

No. 1055043

>>1055042
..I'm here nonny

No. 1055048

>>1055039
you're welcome nonacita ♥
>>1055042
me three nonny but why not hoard the gofundme money for yourself?

No. 1055049

>>1055042
I’m right here bby

No. 1055052

File: 1644207581812.gif (3.54 MB, 526x449, 75D601B6-308B-4E6D-B6FE-FCCBE9…)

When I email someone about a Craigslist listing and their response involves the word “kindly”

No. 1055057

>>1055048
>>1055043
>>1055049
damn nonnas we should start a trans scam terf collective. we'd scam the programmer socks off those tumblr users no doubt.
to answer your question >>1055048 , i don't think i could pull it off very successfully on my own, plus it's a stupid specific daydream fantasy of mine to be in a robinhood-esque terf scammer group lmao where we'd scam the troons and divide some portion amongst ourselves and give the other portion to women's charities. like i said a girl can dream…

No. 1055059

>>1055057
Someone set up a discord server why not? Terfs unite!

No. 1055060

>>1055057
Yeah nah I’m in. Taking from tavistock and degenerates to redistribute terfbucks.

No. 1055065

>>1055057
I want in too their neetbux were born in the wrong wallets and they need to transition into MINE as god intended

No. 1055071

>>1055052
What is this amazing chicken from?!! Please!! I love her

No. 1055073

>>1055071
despicable me 2

No. 1055100

>>1055057
Get me in too nonas ill be the queerest trans nonbinary demiamoric neutroix queer-coded randomgender that ever ebegged for the cause

No. 1055109

I wish Kiki was gay

No. 1055155

File: 1644218719379.png (416.96 KB, 458x649, yummy benis.png)

What a good painting, I approve.

No. 1055158

>>1055155
Ima gonna need a print of the original for my sewing room

No. 1055165

>>1055155
Kek, it's the main focal point, almost in the middle of the painting.

No. 1055166

>>1055155
why did the artist draw him with a mild erection

No. 1055171

File: 1644220673334.jpg (23.28 KB, 360x360, Sarah_T2_gun.jpg)

>Fucking men like you built the hydrogen bomb. Men like you thought it up. You think you're so creative. You don't know what it's like to really create something, to create a life, feel it growing inside you. All you know how to create is death and destruction

after giving birth, I think about this quote a lot

No. 1055177

File: 1644221379642.jpeg (58.52 KB, 246x360, 717ADF30-9F22-4808-B62A-7C85B4…)

>>1055171
Based based based

No. 1055180

File: 1644221979406.jpg (690.55 KB, 1080x1997, ugh.jpg)

>>1055166
For the same reason why another dude made a sculpture of him looking like this

No. 1055182

File: 1644222423006.png (95.23 KB, 275x272, 1628188450480.png)

i think the reason why i'm a fujo is because i got disappointed by men early on in life and i experienced how much men hate women first hand, to the point that i believe that men really are incapable of loving anyone but themselves and their fellow males. men have class consciousness and bond over hating women, even when they love a woman they abandon her in a heartbeat once she becomes sick, pregnant, overweight or "ugly" according to the beauty standards du jour. i like m/f and f/f ships too, but i just feel like all men, fictional or real, are bastard scrotes who only care about other scrotes.

fuck, i hate men so much.

No. 1055183

>>1055166
idk but I’m glad he did lol

No. 1055188

File: 1644222649620.jpeg (151.24 KB, 663x500, guide.jpeg)

How to deal with blackpooed antinatalists

No. 1055198

>>1055180
The fucking CAKE on this dude

No. 1055205

>>1055182
that sounds extremely retarded anon, you just hate women and are pornsick

No. 1055220

Is it that bad to use your vaccuum on your toaster

No. 1055223

Retard moment but I hate when I hold a piece of bread or a cookie in my mouth because my hands are full and my drool starts dripping everywhere

No. 1055232

>>1055220
Anon, you flip the toaster on a piece of paper/towel and throw the crumbs out

No. 1055254

>>1055232
But thats messy. The vacuum takes everything

No. 1055296

>>1054996
Unpopular opinions I think?

No. 1055303

File: 1644230920259.png (738.32 KB, 1280x1280, 7EDC2FD9-1387-425B-A4C5-8440B5…)

I tried to do a nuzlocke for the first time on a randomiser and I'm not cut out for this shit. I get too attached. A wild abomasnow KILLED my darling Piplup (named Penpen) in cold blood. He murdered him. I was trying to catch the beast but he kept on escaping my pokeballs for some ungodly reason then he killed Piplup with his own hands. My Piplup would have grown up to be a dashing young man, would have beat the elite 4 and the champion, would have grown up to be an emperor - but abomasnow put a stop to that dream. I will never walk hand in hand with my son ever again. Fuck abomasnow I will never forgive abomasnow. I am grieving. How do nuzlockers do it. How.

No. 1055315

>>1055254
Damn, I sometimes just toss it all out on the floor and vacuum that. It's really not too hard, anon, better than sticking a dirty vacuum up in your toastussy

No. 1055352

File: 1644235214786.png (1.49 MB, 2431x1251, Untitled.png)

Even though I read this post years ago I came across it again and it's really affecting me idk why

No. 1055382

>>1055352
Are you me? I reread the thread 2 days ago, lolcow's best. I would request mods to unlock it so we can muse about Soren.
I almost got a heart attack when I saw the facial reconstruction of the dead girl, I hate that fucking pic so much.
RIP Masa

No. 1055384

>>1055188
boomers have been doing it irl for decades which is why blackpilled antinatalists exist. Yawn

No. 1055393

File: 1644238173954.jpeg (453.67 KB, 1170x1166, 788687F7-D329-45F6-A5CB-71A253…)

Happy Megan monday girlies

No. 1055412

>>1055352
it's strange you mention this because I remember reading it too, really stuck in my head.

No. 1055413

>>1055254
I would say using the vaccuum would be unhygeinic but maybe the hot temps you use when toasting kills any germs? any anons with more than 4 braincells know the answer?

No. 1055430

>>1055384
Clearly you haven't been bullied enough

No. 1055438

>>1055382
What thread is this, the one about cows who disappeared/died?
I remember reading this as well.

No. 1055440

>>1055430
Bullying only leads to more aggressively childfree people. Don't fuel their persecution syndrome, let them have kids or don't. People caring about other's reproductive plans are tactless and bizzare. At least the childfree have the excuse for their reactionary anger (being bullied through years by noisy aunties, parents and neighbors) and they mostly keep in the online communities. Why the fuck boomers think that it's their business if a couple is fucking with a condom or not is beyond my understanding. Again, I'm a firm believer of not sticking your nose into other women's uteruses or is it uteri.

No. 1055448

>>1055352
I remember reading about her talking to birds and him targeting her for it, that really stood out as beyond fucked. Just imagine that your kindness towards animals brands you for slaughter in someone else's mind. Clown world.

No. 1055481

I used to stay up late and get up late and now that I'm getting up at a decent time and getting out in the mornings doing shit.. the day feels so much longer? Time drags when you're being productive

No. 1055483

>>1055440
Do you understand the difference between childfree people and blackpeed antinatalists that keep clowning on this board? Also stop moralfagging in dumbass shit thread

No. 1055488

>>1055483
Nta and I support women whether they have children or not but some people on this board who call women derogatory terms like whales for having children, mock women's bodies and say their vaginas are ruined after giving birth, which is stupid cause that's what a vagina's purpose, instead of satisfying your useless scrote.
Anyways. No one butts into anyone's business or forces them to have kids nowadays so they have no excuse to complain and rage at mothers or pregnant women, they should ignore them and let those women live with their choices.

No. 1055494

>>1055352
Women can't even communicate with animals in the wild and be safe…

No. 1055497

>>1055448
I wonder why he did it. Some kind of jealousy?
The fact that he mentioned she was like Snow White, very innocent and pure, makes me also think some kind of fetish for corruption. Reason 2973019 why we shouldn't let those who have sexually assaulted women before come back into society. Fuck the justice system.

No. 1055498

>>1055182
I’ve only come across exactly 3 men in my lifetime —not dated mind you, MET three men in my lifetime who wouldn’t. You’re probably saving yourself from a lot of pain.
>>1055205
Fuck you even on about, idiot? Go date more scrotes

No. 1055508

>>1055488
>No one butts into anyone's business or forces them to have kids nowadays
nta but that depends on where you live and what kind of family you're raised in

No. 1055512

>>1055488
>people on this board who call women derogatory terms like whales for having children, mock women's bodies and say their vaginas are..
The 'mothers are whales' poster and the scrote calling us all deathfats happened so close to each other that I was left wondering if it's all linked. Both were weirdly repetitive once they found an insult that they liked
>whale
>fat
Groundbreaking insults for women

No. 1055514

>>1055220
Most toasters have a removeable crumb tray in the bottom, have you checked?

No. 1055519

>>1055352
So many words, and i can't describe what I'm feeling right now, a-logging wouldn't be enough. I wish I could travel back in time and kill that motherfucker with my own hands
>>1055382
I accidentally saw my cousin's facial reconstruction and i had to suppress it two seconds later so i wouldn't go crazy on the spot, shit was beyond traumatizing, nsfl

No. 1055524

>>1055483
Nta but how was her post moralfagging?
slightly unrelated but I suddenly remembered that one time an anon accused everyone else of moralfagging because everyone (rightfully) said it's fucked up to be friends with a convicted pedo, in the same thread there was another anon who was friends with a rapist

No. 1055529

File: 1644247968758.png (132.92 KB, 720x762, never.png)

I tasted something earlier and it took me the longest time to recognise what it was. I knew it was a fruit flavor and I knew it was one that I dislike but I couldn't name it. It was.. fucking watermelon

No. 1055540

>>1055488
>No one butts into anyone's business or forces them to have kids nowadays so they have no excuse to complain and rage at mothers or pregnant women
where do you live kek. Reposting to add that I do not support or justify the misogyny, just understand the "fuck off with your child propaganda" attitude. The problem affects women much more than men anyway ("oh you will want babies someday, it's literally what makes women's life fulfilling!!!")
>>1055483
Honestly I thought you were exaggerating the black pill thing, I was lucky to never meet people this bad. I do not post or lurk at childfree hubs, visited once or twice. I'm not moralfagging, you do that but remember that you are just proving that people have unhealthy interest in reproductive plans of others

No. 1055542

>>1055538
>>1055540
Nta but this whole discussion is in reference to recent posts that I feel like you haven't seen.

No. 1055582

File: 1644251164571.jpg (214.19 KB, 1400x888, FeverTree-Grapefruit-3.jpg)

This shit is the fucking best. I found it at Costco and randomly bought it, and it's the best thing I've ever impulsively purchased. Grapefruit soda is, for whatever reason, kind of hard to find where I live. This isn't really soda as much as it's meant to be a mixer for alcohol, but I don't drink alcohol so I just bought it to drink. It tastes just as damn good as any soda and now I can have myself a nice soda treat without feeling guilty because there's only a whopping 7g of added sugar per bottle as opposed to 30g+ per fucking can of coke or some shit. I usually drink grapefruit seltzer but sometimes I want something a little sweet too. I love this shit. If any nonas out there love grapefruit flavored shit and happen upon some, 10/10 would recommend.

No. 1055592

>>1055582

This sounds delicious and refreshing. I love their Elderflower Tonic too, both with gin or a lil bit by itself.

No. 1055624

“i love him and i can’t help it” oh my god girl you’re 37 love isn’t even REAL and yes this is about foodie beauty kek

No. 1055636

File: 1644253491651.gif (399.25 KB, 220x220, nom nom paw.gif)

>>1055624
Love is for sure, definitely, real. It's just rare. Unless it's love for an animal, in which case it's abundant, and unconditional.

No. 1055637

My grandma has nicknamed her dog "Little Cow-ette" and I think that would be a good nickname for your favorite cow, in the vein of "precious cow".

No. 1055638

>>1055624
Lately I started to think everything with FB is just faked but then she got so drunk lastnight that surely that'd act like truth serum.. my god it's real. She's that stunted.

No. 1055651

File: 1644254070629.jpg (91 KB, 600x750, 1986.6_bodegon-gato-raya.jpg)

>>1055636
God I want a cat so bad. Sometimes I lie down and close my eyes and imagine there's a kitty curling up on my chest, warm and sleepy, sleeping on me because she wants to be near me and it makes her feel secure, and I would lie there and stroke her fur gently.

No. 1055653

>>1055637
Treasure her.

No. 1055655

>>1055651
Aw jeez that's so sweet, I hope you get a kitty one day soon!!

No. 1055656

>>1055651
get a cat, anon. they are my favorite people and are the funniest little creatures

No. 1055659

>>1055651
I had the best cat once. She was a stray I nursed back to health when I was 13. She was an angel that arrived in my life when things were bleak. She was such a queen, we lived near a primary school and she knew when there would be a heavy footfall of soon to be doting fans. She use to sit on our garden wall and like a siren everyone was drawn to her. She was such a performer. She also knew how to use the toilet no one taught her. She even trained us to give her her water in her very own tea cup. She was honestly such a lady. I can't wait until I can have a cat again.

No. 1055667

File: 1644254643192.jpg (58.26 KB, 564x564, babuskakitty.jpg)

>>1055659
Hnnnnnng I love cats so much

No. 1055669

>>1055653
I do! She's very cute. She also is always buying me the same shoes as her so we can match, which always makes me smile. She is like a friend!

No. 1055672

NONNIES does anyone have that meme where it says men are 49 percent of the US population yet commit most of the crimes? It was a pink image I think and so perfect. I thought I Saved it but it's gone. Please send it to me if you have it thank you

No. 1055674

File: 1644254866241.gif (13.19 MB, 530x640, 1643041946297.gif)

>>1055651
>>1055659
I brought home a kitty once, my mom literally threw it out with out me knowing and since I'm a NEET who still shares a household with her, I will likely never have a cat of my own

No. 1055676

>>1055659
she sounds like she was awesome. one of my cats also taught herself how to use the toilet and it's the funniest thing to hear in the middle of the night, like someone else is in the house, kek. she sounded so sweet. when do you think you'll be able to have another cat?

No. 1055678

>>1055669
God I miss when my grandma was my best friend.

No. 1055684

File: 1644255100732.png (456.84 KB, 500x500, 49.png)

>>1055672
this one?

No. 1055691

>>1055684
Wah I was so close to posting it, you beat me by seconds kek

No. 1055696

>>1055655
>>1055656
I hope be in a position to get a cat one day and give her the best life, too!

>>1055659
She sounds like a lovely cat, what an angel! Her own teacup, too! So cute. I'd keep that cup around forever.

>>1055674
I'm sorry to hear this anon, I think I remember reading your post about this. Don't give up hope, things could change! I used to be close with a stray cat that hangs around my apartment building, he would run over whenever he saw me, even if someone else was petting him at the time, and he caught a roach for me once kek.

No. 1055700

>>1055696
well I live in fairly closed off gated community, filled with mostly retiring boomers in my third world nation, plus I'm a NEET so I don't leave home often

No. 1055716

>>1055676
She was so cute. Before I had her I use to befriend all the street cats. My cat even use to wait at the bottom of the hill for my bus and walk me home from highschool lol and I'd tell her about my day and her little bell would tingle as she'd trot through everyone's gardens. She also use to flirt with the window cleaners and you'd hear them call her a tart cause she'd always flop about for them lol.

I live in an upstairs apartment atm and I'd prefer to get a place with more room and maybe a garden before I get a cat again but I'm dying for one.

No. 1055757

Today I will merely pretend that I worked on my school work. Instead I have done laundry and watched TV and decided not to do any homework.

No. 1055780

File: 1644257190034.png (2.73 MB, 2482x1810, bor.png)

I was bored and made this thing

No. 1055787

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>>1055636
You’re right anon I’m so sorry
>>1055638
The drunk stream is what prompted this post kek

No. 1055810

>>1055780
well put, good job!

No. 1055817

>>1055352
I read an article about this and cried

Why is it always women being ripped from beautiful life

No. 1055826

>>1055780
once again it bears repeating that vincent gallo sucks

No. 1055827

File: 1644258371920.jpg (171.02 KB, 1280x720, image-w1280.jpg)

>>1055780
using Coquettes is a bad example cause they are fringe sub-culture, not really mainstream
but still the amount of them who tag pics like picrel as "#couplegoals" are beyond retarded

No. 1055830

File: 1644258427459.jpg (171.8 KB, 1280x720, 1643986583156.jpg)


No. 1055835

Catching up on the alt cows thread and I'm cry-laughing at the one anon obsessed with sims porn

No. 1055837

File: 1644258874339.jpeg (33.37 KB, 400x400, 69253F08-705A-4050-931F-97F1D5…)

normalize eating breaded chicken breasts and waiting for your sweet potato to took (spoiler: it takes so fucking long, I had it in there for about 25 minutes with the chicken and the chicken was done but it’s still rock hard, is it supposed to be rock hard?)

No. 1055838

>>1055826
I don't know much about him, what did he do if you dont mind explaining?

No. 1055841

>>1055837
homie potatoes need like a full hour to bake all the way.

No. 1055843

>>1055841
really? my mom told me it would take long but damn, guess I’m gonna have sweet potato for lunch dessert kek? thank you anon

No. 1055846

File: 1644259287878.jpeg (254.88 KB, 828x539, EF91912B-510D-461B-B83C-CEC1A5…)

>>1055838
an example. this does not sit right with me whether she said she "consented" to it or not. a lot of the stuff he's in/makes has creepy misogynistic undertones

No. 1055847

>>1055843
I hope it's deliciousness tops any sweet potato you've ever had before

No. 1055850

File: 1644259384983.jpg (137.64 KB, 1300x956, burnt-potato-waffles-M8P3XJ.jp…)

>>1055837
I hate this, I regularly throw chicken and some sort of potato side in the oven and just hope that they cook within the same time as each other. They generally don't.

No. 1055853

>>1055850
Just put the potato in first sweet pea

No. 1055867

>>1055853
But that means multiple trips to the kitchen… meeeh

No. 1055870

>>1055847
>>1055850
>>1055853
fear not anons, I saved my situation by taking the potato out of the oven, threw it in the microwave on the potato setting, got out a pan and browned some shredded garlic and mixed it with the mashed sweet potato. based epic girlboss move

No. 1055885

>>1055870
A two course meal.

No. 1055892

>>1055846
Ah, nasty

No. 1055895

File: 1644261574095.jpg (61.76 KB, 1080x720, 189533875_2906094233043871_813…)

>>1047713
Saw one of these absolute monstrosities in the library today.

No. 1055901

>>1055895
What is the circle? that's new

No. 1055905

>>1055901
Intersex. There's a long history of trans people intersex faking and using intersex people's medical conditions to give their mental illness legitimacy. As you can see it continues to this day.

No. 1055908

>>1055885
kek I was really hungry I skipped breakfast

No. 1055911

File: 1644262379805.png (689.63 KB, 720x720, imagen_2022-02-07_133140.png)

This flower is the butterfly blue pea flower otherwise known as Clitoria Ternatea, the vagina clitoris flower. When you brew it and add lemon to it, the tea changes from a blue color into a purple one. Clitoris tea is amazing. Say something nice to it

No. 1055925

>>1055911
SNIFFFFFFFFFF FSNIFFFFFFFFF OOOOH SNIFFFFFFFFF smells like flower

No. 1055927

File: 1644263203189.jpg (127.09 KB, 740x1110, 0919-butterfly-pea-flower-tea-…)

>>1055911
A nice ice cold refreshing cup of pussy tea.

No. 1055933

>>1055911
It give me diarrhea

No. 1055938

>>1055911
I fucking love this shit and would do anything (except go to the store) for it

No. 1055941

>>1055911
why does it look like a cup of detergent and why do I want to drink it

No. 1055946

>>1055911
I have a bag of this stuff. It’s beautiful but tastes like plant water in the most bland way. Much better drunk as a blend with some other herb to give it flavor.

No. 1055952

File: 1644263884979.jpeg (21.66 KB, 474x372, 8a1a073f53fae69c5b5401fb3bb57a…)

>>1055911
Now listen up heres a story about a little flower that looks like a pussy

No. 1055957

>>1055952
Bless you. You deserve only good things.

No. 1056209

File: 1644274068190.png (91.19 KB, 312x246, 2281F75D-9F49-4FD3-AC23-50E05C…)

Don’t get me wrong. I love my microwaveable plushie. But the pics from the manual are killing me. It’s like I’m sending it to the torture chamber. I feel so damn guilty

No. 1056212

File: 1644274132138.jpeg (13.99 KB, 298x169, 71FE4080-3318-49AC-946B-9F21A2…)

No please please dont do it ill be good please dont fucking do it

No. 1056237

>>1055952
shouldnt it just be dabba dee dabba die? irking me the way "die" is written as da-ee

No. 1056255

File: 1644275158437.jpeg (11.12 KB, 342x193, 23929F1D-621B-470C-A504-4D6D94…)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

No. 1056259

>>1056228
Friends of different ages have things to offer each other, it's not creepy like with romantic/roommate/etc relationships where there's stakes and more opportunity for manipulation imo

No. 1056272

>>1055830
what's this

No. 1056275

>>1056255
I will avenge you

No. 1056277

What happened to lc these days
It feels so empty, not much wacky shit going on but some nutjobs going on and on about babies being parasites every fucking day and then retarded spammers thinking theyre so clever and the usual spam. What happened? Did everyones life get better but mine and now im all alone with the ultra tards?
Why is everything so dead

No. 1056283

Nonas help my cat won’t shut up

No. 1056285

>>1056277
I used to shitpost (mostly in the retard shitposting thread) all day but now I'm employed

No. 1056286

>>1056283
let him speak.

No. 1056287

>>1056283
I've never met a cat that didn't shut up after I scream directly in her face

No. 1056288

>>1056277
Hey! I'm not an ultra tard! I'm just a regular tard.
I feel you, nonnie, it's gone to shit incredibly fast this past week

No. 1056291

>>1056283
Sometimes if I whisper at my cat he'll meow back quietly instead

No. 1056293

>>1056277
The gore and lack of mods scared everyone away

No. 1056298

>>1056288
it coincided with my arrival, i kill everything i touch

No. 1056299

File: 1644277345952.jpg (67.85 KB, 631x900, me on the cow bell.jpg)

I love the cowbell so much why aren't there any cowbells in music anymore???

No. 1056339

There's at least one thread I browse through in every area of the site except, /G/ and /PT/ has nothing for me. I still go back and read Lillie Jeans old threads that started in snow, but I'm not.interested in her. Or even luna anymore. Snow is where I hang out the most, which Is why I'm retarded.

No. 1056340

>>1056277
personally i'm posting less because i'm tired of anons accusing other anons of saying/believing something that literally wasn't mentioned in the post (this isn't about the posts you're referring to btw but elsewhere), it feels like no one knows how to read or understand things, like i'm not talking to an actual person so i give up

No. 1056346

File: 1644279474700.gif (218.91 KB, 220x165, christopher-walken-fever.gif)

>>1056299
Idk but I'm with you

No. 1056348

>>1056277
I'm here, trying to keep the peace with my bad shit posts, and I promise my tard levels are within the normal range

No. 1056415

File: 1644283283015.jpg (175.84 KB, 1398x799, bro.jpg)

can you believe that these 2 men are brothers and that the one on right is actually the younger one

No. 1056451

Yoooo dis bitch got a raise and is gonna start bringing in those 6 figures, baby $$$$

No. 1056453

>>1056415
who be these

No. 1056464

My bf asked me if I watched Euphoria (he said it sounded like trash I watch kek.) I don't but I asked him why and it's because all his co-workers do. These men are in their mid 30s and older and he says they literally just talk about how much they want to fuck characters. What fucking weirdos.

No. 1056471

>>1056464
euphoria is a shitty sjw porn made by men.

No. 1056474

>>1056464
Isn’t the show just soft core teen porn for men? Haven’t watched it but it looks like empty drama between teenage girls who getting high and making out. Made by males for males

No. 1056476

I’m getting kind of depressed because (outside of the troon and daddy kink shit) Jules is the only character I’ve seen in western media that I had a “wait that’s me” moment about. ENFPs are doomed to be written and represented only by the pornsick because we’re the ideal types for coomers. Feeling depressed about my own future bc my openness to experience makes me a mark and honestly it’s made me less transmysogynistic watching this which was not the goal

No. 1056480

>>1056476
Enfp? People still use this?

No. 1056522

>>1056476
Mbti isn’t scientifically rigorous but it does describe the nature of people in the world well and offer good strategies. Controversially, so does astrology. It doesn’t really matter if it’s “real” if it still achieves results.
And yes, ENFPs are retards and prey (speaking as one) because we are so drawn to unique experiences. Seeing an ENFP HSTS troon on the big screen made me feel sad because I have been lead into shit simply by my own curiosity and despite the gross kink and troon fetish shit it felt similar to my early sexual experiences which ultimately were not “rape” but made me realize curiosity is a strength in a man yet a weakness in a woman. And furthermore, that a man will recognize a young woman's bright curiosity and instead of stimulate it like a young man he will just try to “fulfill” it with his own gross body. Actually surprised I’ve never seen natal woman representation with that unbounded curiosity, especially since I’m not even the only actual woman I know who’s like that, and if any nonnies have suggestions fire away
>>1056464
I can’t believe I just rapid fire posted about euphoria without seeing the post above is about it - this show makes me feel so bleak about femininity that it’s got me feeling bad about HSTS troons because this show punishes even the markers of womanhood in such a big way. Yeah, as explained above, it’s a personal problem but I’m pretty disturbed about my generation watching it. My friends boyfriends have actually refused to watch it because they think the sexual content is disturbing and one actually freaked out on my friend saying it’s not ok. And these aren’t amazing perfect nigels so if they see somethings up it’s probably up. I’m not sure why a man would need to watch euphoria outside of sexual pleasure

No. 1056526

>>1056522
You sound kind of unhinged, maybe stop with the mbti shit and start meditating

No. 1056529

>>1056464
That show is so fucking cringe. Couldn’t even finish one episode. Also Zendaya can’t act for shit. I don’t know why everyone pretends like she’s talented.

No. 1056534

File: 1644290714883.jpeg (218.67 KB, 907x1360, 85BB8A60-6186-4463-8BC0-505453…)

>>1056476
I found a book for anon

No. 1056536

>>1056526
Mbti followers are definitely a little soft in the head. Be gentle

No. 1056537

>>1056526
AYRT, would you disagree that women with innate openness to experience are punished in regards to males?
And again, it doesn’t really need to be true. I don’t believe in it in my heart. It just offers easy strategies that cover larger concepts.

No. 1056545

>>1056476
Damn you really managed to fuse the things that i hate most: euphoria and mbti

No. 1056546

Fell off checking up on lolcow for a few months as a strictly /ot/ anon. What have I missed?

No. 1056552

>>1056534
Lmao also og AYRT and this didn’t load on my shitty internet before I posted
just wanted to say I know you’re roasting me but this is cute and thanks for making an edit for me
Astrology isn’t actually real but it doesn’t have to be fake either, neither does mbti!
You all think I’m a retard which is true but I got a job way above my LinkedIn tier qualifications through exploiting an acquaintances “mbti” type so you can throw the anti science shit at me as much as you want but recognizing familiar personality archetypes does wonders for those who struggle to navigate the world as long as they don’t get too neurotic or obsessed with it

No. 1056555

>>1056546
Pregnancy vermin babies infighting;
Male spammer attempting to troll;
Me, the most handsome user

No. 1056565

>>1056552
Yeah but that’s just..functional socialisation and observation. Needing a system to decide and categorise it is just autism.

No. 1056577

Idk why my friend's husband announced their pregnancy by posting two glasses of whiskey with a little shot glass of whiskey but he did

No. 1056580

>>1056555
Handsome meaning scrote?

No. 1056586

>>1056565
AYRT, some of our parents let us explore curiosity without knowing what it would lead to. No hate to my own parents because they didn’t know the consequences. Unfortunately some of us aren’t so lucky to learn the ways of the world until we are already inside the belly of the beast

No. 1056588

>>1056555
I hope you mean handsome in a hot butch lesbian way

No. 1056595

>>1056586
What does this tism have to do with mbti being meaningless drivel?
Can you not see patterns in behaviour without a rubric interpreting it for you?

No. 1056596

File: 1644294293256.jpg (Spoiler Image,29.54 KB, 474x647, whg.jpg)

>>1056580
No, I just thought handsome is easier to write than gorgeous and stronger word than pretty and less weird than hot but I'm all of these of course

No. 1056599

File: 1644294504383.jpg (712.82 KB, 2000x3000, 6bc462ea-4fcc-42d3-836e-b4a68d…)

Why is this every troons favourite film?

No. 1056600

>>1056596
Okay just had me worried, carry on gorgeous

No. 1056604

>>1056599
ugly boring dude falling in love with pink haired dream girl,said dude dates a 17 yr old highschooler, vidya geame references

No. 1056607

>>1056599
Manic pixie dream girl
Popular Nerd culture references
Pathetic main character getting the girl makes for an easy and satisfying self insert
Nostalgia for their own terrible garage bands
Unwashed gamer dweeb with bad personality is adored and valued for his failures.
Success is achieved without personal growth

No. 1056608

One of my cats hates light touches, they irritate the shit out of her so if you want to pet her you have to a little rough about it. She loves it though, she'll start purring and drooling all over you while making biscuits.

No. 1056616

>>1056595
men are not punished for curiosity
women are
that’s the only point I’m defending. Mbti is personally useful but not psychologically rigorous. It helps when dealing with people both much smarter and much dumber than you are, by giving you basic strategies to tailor the conversation to them
Of course, MBTI is really only useful in business. I don’t find it useful in my personal life. It is, however, very useful in business and certain close interpersonal relationships. It’s actually especially good for when certain types of people are self destructing around you. That’s actually what I got into it for and it helped.
Call me an autist all you want, I’m just retarded. It doesn’t mean anything. But it does help with certain circumstances. You just don’t know until you’re in one

No. 1056618

>>1056616
You’re on another level with this nonsense huh.

No. 1056622

File: 1644297231459.png (31.6 KB, 988x164, Screen Shot 2022-02-08 at 12.1…)

I know that phrasing is a meme but Napoleon was definitely real?

No. 1056624

>>1056618
aight then go. what’s nonsense? I already said it’s not real. I don’t care that people disagree with me on that. I already conceded to that. It’s called reading. Your flippant commentary is boring and useless. Just don’t comment at all if you can’t offer a real response besides “autist”!! Like. We are on an IB… If you don’t get it you don’t get it. If you disagree you disagree. But if you’re too half brained to tell the difference, I hope that Jumby from BTS finally responds to you on Twitter and you can get off of this site for good

No. 1056625

>>1056624
Why are you so mad that someone tried to comprehend your schizoposting? What’s a jumby?

No. 1056628

File: 1644298234199.jpg (358.44 KB, 1080x1298, Screenshot_20220207-232915__01…)

I hate funko pops, I don't watch star wars, but these little bobbleheads are so cute I wanna consoom

No. 1056629

>>1056622
Could you prove it, anon? Could you?

No. 1056630

>>1056622
You can't prove Napoleon was real. Even fictional characters have wikipedia pages, and the french can't be trusted

No. 1056632

I'm still laughing at the woman who told me she thought Madoka Magica was very sapphic. I enjoyed it too but it's so obvious it was made with men in mind.

No. 1056634

File: 1644298618910.png (229.69 KB, 746x314, ADA3A56B-515F-427C-8C9F-AD845F…)

>>1056625
I don’t know who any Kpop people are because I’m a completely normal person outside of here so I just made up a nonsense name because I’m bored of responding to you and hoped you’d be a kfag so you’d effortpost elsewhere and leave me alone
I’m kind of bored rn and threw off a random post. I’m surprised at the quality of nonnies who took to respond to it, or the lack thereof. You ignored my actual point and focused on MBTI. Like just shut up already. I’m sorry you’re triggered because you had to go to therapy at 8 for your obsessive compulsive faggot disorder. I don’t even care about the thoughts behind the original post. I’m actually mad at the responses I got back because they aren’t even fun to field. I feel like I actually have to teach you to flame me. I have been on ibs since I was a preteen and this has been the most hopeless response to a shitpost I’ve ever gotten.You can’t even bitch back effectively. Just so boring…. Log off

No. 1056637

>>1056634
This is the worst type of shitposting, go drink some kombucha and go to bed

No. 1056642

>>1056634
Jfc anon take your meds already. You were incomprehensible blathering on about exploration and men and shit like it was gonna make mbti a functioning system for just you when it’s literally just random personality traits shoved into groups. You sound like the exact person seroquel is still for

No. 1056645

File: 1644299310666.png (153.65 KB, 500x324, 694F4174-0BC3-4CF0-A4D8-AEA309…)

>>1056637
ok dear



goodnight

No. 1056650

File: 1644299600289.gif (971.06 KB, 500x300, 0CBD6459-E160-40B5-9B24-77E71E…)

>>1056642
love you whore

No. 1056652

>>1056650
Cute trying to look less ass blasted than you obviously were but you can’t pull off nonchalant immediately after crying and shitting cause you were called a name. Can we ask you questions about your dangerously thin skin condition?

No. 1056656

File: 1644300059547.jpeg (274.23 KB, 1200x900, E6C63EAF-D03B-43B9-B896-F1C79F…)

>>1056652
try to be less boring next time then I will answer questions about my rare specschul shckin kundituon. if you need immediate help please contact emergency services in your region. We are all rooting for you!

No. 1056660

this infighting is stupid

No. 1056663

>>1056453
the guy on the left is a big DBZ youtuber(SethTheProgrammer) and the guy on the right is is brother,
they are half hispanic if you were wondering

No. 1056666

>>1056660
We're not fighting we're doing foreplay

No. 1056670

File: 1644300735654.jpeg (32.77 KB, 720x655, 31459AAE-8B30-4A1D-914B-F6D971…)

>>1056660
this is all a ruse for me to attract evil intp nonnies who can’t stand pseudoscienceposting

No. 1056672

Im so high and my bloody valentine is so good. Like a warm hug.

No. 1056680

>>1056672
Based nonnie.

No. 1056682

>>1056670
I'm the evil INTP nonnie and I said we should stop fighting because I have developed Fe and I care about the community and peace and everyone getting along. MBTI is both true and untrue simultaneously.

No. 1056688

>>1056630
It's been 50 minutes and not one of you bitches has refuted this

No. 1056692

>>1056688
Schizochan scared em off

No. 1056700

File: 1644302525691.jpeg (41.09 KB, 400x600, FC40AF14-6639-4960-99EA-92A428…)

>>1056682
Queen
INTPs are the best type
Fuck everyone else because you’re haters
Sensors have to sniff their industrial parts factory-issued pb&js to ensure there isn’t any phthalates in them. So glad you people are blessed with sharp noses!

No. 1056709

>>1056700
old timey cat pics anon is that you

No. 1056718

File: 1644303953328.jpeg (Spoiler Image,196.76 KB, 627x833, 60A47CFD-18EE-4978-81F3-0708A5…)

>>1056709
no I wish. old timey cat anon plz bless us with more cute 1900s kitties

No. 1056727

File: 1644305628917.png (394.64 KB, 540x590, stinky.png)

>>1056700
>tfw when INTP with hypersensitive sense of smell and pthalate sperg

If there's at least two, do we combine and turn into a truck or something?

No. 1056734

File: 1644306579352.jpg (34.87 KB, 384x256, Gs3_valentines_chocolate.jpg)

>>1056272
It's a DIY Valentine's Chocolate event in an otome game (tokimeki memorial girl's side) where you get to decorate your own chocolate and give it to the guy of your choice. Here's an example of what people usually make. The cow diarrhea made me kek and seem relevant to lolcow so I posted it here too kek

No. 1056736

File: 1644306815485.png (257.73 KB, 500x300, 915918AA-C383-4E76-9FD7-7D667F…)

>>1056727
I was the original ENFP anon and the phthalates sperg. May all INTPs (best type) have a blessed night

No. 1056739

>>1056718
i love this pic so much. i wish i had even an ounce of his swag

No. 1056744

File: 1644307890142.jpeg (173.74 KB, 544x819, 07E94FE9-FBAB-43BA-B12D-458897…)

>>1056739
bless you anon

No. 1056756

>>1056736
To be fair phthalates are pretty bad

No. 1056758

I absolutely love being off all social media. I love losing contact with people. I love not being on display. I love being unavailable.
There was an era for all of that, and now it is time to be absolutely selfish with my time and energy.

No. 1056768

>>1056736
Bless you. May your non-plastic drinking container runneth with bullshit-free water always.

No. 1056770

>>1056744
what are they all lined up for?

No. 1056775

>>1056770
Auditioning for a movie called the black cat from around 1936

No. 1056779

i want a bald brown cat

No. 1056781

File: 1644312682601.jpeg (97.02 KB, 749x741, A8792294-243C-4D15-A807-3ACB04…)


No. 1056786

File: 1644312938211.png (615.39 KB, 1823x927, 4.png)


No. 1056802

>>1056779
I want one of those retarded adam driver cats

No. 1056842

>>1056786
what a tiny little baby

No. 1056857

File: 1644319818593.jpg (82.04 KB, 564x1003, 0d40ff5def3bec3e803dbadc5baa0b…)


No. 1056868

>>1056857
Took a selfie while summoning Batman
Felt cute might delete later

No. 1056876

>>1056857
Is this one of The Garden twins?

No. 1056890

>>1056857
He would be so ideal as a woman…

No. 1056891

>>1056890
he'd look like a regular white woman. have some eye for aesthetic, you dumbdumb.

No. 1056898

>>1056891
Ideal TO ME. Im bi and blonde women with long faces and hooked noses are my type

No. 1056901

>>1056898
genuinely distressing behavior.

No. 1056902

Is that the self-posting scrote people were talking about? I don't want to reply to it.

No. 1056913

>>1056890
>>1056898
anon even the most beautiful looking men always end up looking like fugly mannish freaks when they transition
someone posted a cute ginger dude with long a couple months ago on the MTF thread(and he was absoutetly beautiful) but when he transitioned, he looked aboustetly hideous and somehow looked more mannish

No. 1056916

>>1056913
Nta, I'm pretty sure she means if he was born a woman.

No. 1056918

I gave a blouse to my roommate and I'm so glad, I liked the flowers on it but when I wore it the neck opening always hung weird, like a square instead of a circle, because it was too big for me, when my roommate put it on it was perfect and the neck opening looked normal and she looks great I hope she wears it often

No. 1056919

>>1056916
oh ok that makes sense, sorry I'm ESL-fag
for me the dude just looks like beck

No. 1056941

>>1056919
I fucking love this song, I was just singing it a while ago

No. 1056957

Periodically I realize not all men wearing cowboy hats are cowboys. Growing up I watched spaghetti westerns and similar movies and those aren't cowboys- they do not take care of animals they just rob banks/fight people who rob banks/wander around. Or am I wrong?

No. 1056995

>>1056277
Only check once in a while BC mods let infighting and scrotes go on forever, and LSA has more interesting topics.

No. 1057015

File: 1644333751117.png (469.24 KB, 700x393, disappointed.png)

>"i'm gonna read the oldest book on my e-reader"
>scroll to the last page of my e-reader's library
>it's the user manual

i hope i'll like the characters.

No. 1057017

Just found out that francophone Belgians count 90 as nonante, couldn't help but think of my nonettes here at the farms.

No. 1057022

>>1057017
makes more sense than four-twenties-ten tbh

No. 1057060

>>1057022
>mfw 97 is pronounced "4*20+10+7"

No. 1057082

File: 1644337812678.jpeg (93.93 KB, 750x582, A105E821-9C7A-479C-A7F6-D64EB9…)

The girl whose apartment contract I’m buying wants to know if I want to buy her queen-size Purple brand mattress. No girlie, you got yourself into this 150-lb mess, you gotta get yourself out of it.

No. 1057102

File: 1644338321222.png (187.38 KB, 484x375, gasm.png)

I'm enjoying a series so much right now that after every episode I feel a giddy buzz and I can't wait to start the next one but I'm trying to pace myself because I want to let this excitement last long and I don't want to binge and then forget half the plot, but it's so hard trying not to watch several episodes. It's been a long time since I watched a series that was this exciting and longer than 12 episodes, I feel like a kid discovering anime for the first time again. Technically it is an entry-level one so maybe that's why, but I regret not watching this a decade ago when it was booming. All the fanart and discussions I must have miss out on… anyway if it remains great I'll watch and read all the films/anime/manga spin-offs and so on. I love basically every character.

No. 1057106

"Anyway my point still stands"

I feel like I've only ever read that phrase after (usually a guy) has said the dumbest shit and was already corrected.. like thoroughly shown he's wrong.

No. 1057109

>>1057102
you can't just post this without the name of the series

No. 1057134

>>1056876
yes,
honestly they have such a beautiful and kinda unconventional look to them, idk how to describe it, like they kinda look average but also fairylike somehow
or maybe ive just seen to many ugly males and warped my perception of male attractivness

No. 1057143

>>1057109
Pls no bully I know everyone and their mother has already seen this, Code Geass

No. 1057146

Sondheim died last november and nobody told me??????

No. 1057158

File: 1644340207393.gif (5.26 KB, 432x216, progress pride flag.gif)

>>1055895
I'm partial to the progress Rubin vase myself

No. 1057161

>>1056890
You make me murderous. Fuck you

No. 1057168

>>1057158
Something weird about the black and brown penetrating the rainbow there

No. 1057173

>>1055895
Isn't that flag very appropriate? Looks like the TQ+ invading the LGB like a huge sharp arrow. Which is what's happening irl.

No. 1057175

File: 1644340924592.png (83.04 KB, 750x751, e3c (1).png)


No. 1057177

>>1057158
Next there won't be a rainbow, I'm afraid…

No. 1057183

>>1057175
What's wrong with black people? This feels racist. Not American btw. Polfags are wild today.

No. 1057184

File: 1644341240338.jpg (Spoiler Image,382.96 KB, 1080x2028, um what.jpg)

The whole "gender" thing is getting so fucking annoying and obnoxious that it irritates me the second I see the dumb shit. Picrel is a girl I follow who says she's a nonbinary lesbian kek who reblogged this picture of a woman and tagged it "gender" like what? What do you mean it's "gender"? Her gender is not something unattainable, you are literally the same sex as her. You quite literally have the same exact gender as her. spoiler for fake blood in case any nonnies are browsing in public, but it is not graphic at all
also i forgot the spoiler at first so now i'm reposting kek

No. 1057186

>>1057183
Nothing wrong with black people, it's /pol/fags who are obsessed with "BBC" while seething over black people.

No. 1057187

>>1057184
I keep seeing the whole "gender" thing too and it's driving me up the wall. Like what the fuck does that even mean? Anything stylish or unusual looks like GNC or non cishet stuff? Makes no sense!

No. 1057189

>>1057184
>>1057187
Gender is just retarded zoomie slang for style, vibes, personality etc. Just replace "so gender" or "favorite gender" with "goals".

No. 1057190

>>1057187
I think terminally online ~queers~ conflate aesthetics with gender

No. 1057192

>>1057143
I haven’t

No. 1057203

>>1056688
>>1056629
>>1056630
Sorry for the late response, I think the most solid proof I can offer you that Napoleon is real is his DNA haplotype (https://thegeneticgenealogist.com/2012/02/14/napoleon-bonaparte’s-y-dna-haplogroup-belonged-to-e1b1b1c1-e-m34/). Napoleon’s DNA was taken off some of his alleged beard hairs and has since been taken and tested from other things of his (such as hair roots) to establish a Y-DNA haplotype. This was then compared against a living relative to check that they match/were related, which they were. Of course, just checking against Charles Napoleon’s DNA would leave the option open that those DNA sample sources that allegedly belonged to Napoleon were from another Bonaparte family member. However, the DNA of a descendant of a child he had with one of his mistresses (Walewski) was also checked against the established haplotype and found to match, and since that child could not have been fathered by anyone other than Napoleon, and received that haplotype, I therefore conclude that Napoleon was real and the sources of his DNA (hair, mostly) came from a real person who was Napoleon. Feel free to correct me if I fucked anything up. Also sorry for being autistic.

No. 1057206

>>1057192
I recommend it cutie

No. 1057215

>>1057184
The current ideology around gender is heavily based in postmodernism, which involves the idea that one creates one's own meaning and there are no objective truths. So everyone gets to create their own individual gender, which can be anything they want.

We got here for a variety of reasons, notably the cold war (marxist analysis is basically the opposite of postmodernism, and marxism is associated with communists, so postmodernism got pushed in American universities).

No. 1057216

>>1057190
>>1057189
Usually I'd say so too, but the tumblr user in question also posted a screencap of an online job application's "preferred name" box with a normal-ass WOMAN'S name and she did the retarded "OMG I'M SOOOOO NERVOUS GUYS JFJEIFJRNFODJXNFJDJSB" tumblr bullshit so I think she genuinely takes this "nonbinary" shit seriously. It's funny because the whole "gender" thing for her is just a very roundabout way of saying she's a woman. and yes she is definitely a woman, she loves to post her selfies and to plug her instagram
>>1057187
I feel you anon, the tumblr trans cult is mind-meltingly dumb and hard to keep up with.

No. 1057223

>>1057173
While using black people and intersex people as a shield on both sides

No. 1057229

File: 1644342831548.png (23.78 KB, 800x1048, Rubin vase.png)

>>1057168
Tell me anon, do you see a vase, or do you see two black people engaging in sexual intercourse?

No. 1057235


No. 1057245

>>1057183
as the other anon said there's nothing wrong with black people, there's something wrong with being a degenerate coomer who sees interracial sex everywhere

No. 1057277

>>1057229
I see two black men are about to share a passionate kiss

No. 1057308

File: 1644345078572.png (127.74 KB, 1166x473, balloons.png)

Wikipedia pages for niche fetishes are the funniest shit

No. 1057309

i’m kind of salty because i bought a murder mystery book and the ending was a bit of a letdown. like all the buildup only for the murderer to kill himself in the most melodramatic ways and he was basically an autistic NEET living at home with his mother and got manipulated by his stupid narcissistic friends. it sounds good on paper, but it was a britbong mystery so a lot of chit chatting, tea drinking, biscuit munching, and stewing in cars.

i hate when i buy a book that disappoints me, but i am trying different genres i usually don’t read so i guess i was going to get burned eventually.

No. 1057327

File: 1644345576263.jpeg (84.65 KB, 719x732, 7D221593-4C0A-48D7-B04F-839504…)

My 24 pack of monster is supposed to arrive today (the flavor I like is not sold in any stores near me) but it’s taking forever and I am wasting away, please I need my literal hazardous energy drink to function

No. 1057331

>>1057327
What flavor?

No. 1057336

>>1057082
How to move a mattress in 6 easy steps:
>locate a male
>ask him to be boyfriend
>take him home
>ask him to move mattress
>thank him
>dump him
Source: I helped my friends move furniture yesterday
>>1057022
Haha four twenties

No. 1057349

>>1057331
mango one

No. 1057354

>>1057349
Good taste.

No. 1057368

>>1057184
Never heard gender used like this. So, what is it the new wine version of objectification or some kind of aesthetic?

No. 1057372

>>1057354
thank you nonna, it’s the superior monster flavor

No. 1057385

File: 1644347526606.jpg (44.67 KB, 467x623, 831d342c9f4e72b76a3d0c489a8845…)

this is gonna sound underage and megazoomerish but i always find tiktok eboys cringy, except for this one he actually looks cute af

No. 1057390

>>1057385
This looks like every bi/gay 19 year old ever. Bland

No. 1057401

File: 1644348240467.gif (3.47 KB, 56x56, 5A9ED533-960D-4506-A819-5778ED…)

anyone else that just HAS to snack on something when watching youtube?

No. 1057427

>>1057401
I always eat when browsing lolcow. Sometimes I want to check LC but I know I have to wait until my next meal or snack so I dont run out of posts to read while eating. I just made dinner and now Im on my way to Shaynas thread. It is the ritual I look most forward to every day. It is what it is.

No. 1057437

File: 1644349132219.png (75.27 KB, 400x259, 594.png)

When I was a kid I had a friend who LOVED pokemon, one time I was playing pokemon ruby and I revived the claw fossil to get Anorith. I asked her what to name it and she said Chocolino. There was one letter slot left so she said to put p in it. That's the story of my pokemon Chocolinop. He helped me beat the elite four. thanks for reading

No. 1057449

File: 1644349520958.gif (13.85 KB, 600x600, Pokemans_365.gif)

>>1057437
Reminded me of the Spheal that was traded to me in Heartgold by one of my distant cousins and I eventually took it the Elite four and wrecked Lance's shit with my Walrien. I probably would have forgotten Walrien as a pokemon if it weren't for that so I always will have a fondness for it.

No. 1057469

File: 1644350185805.png (4.58 MB, 2148x1371, 1BB26472-643F-4227-84E1-AC9B0B…)

Look, I usually like kaneoya sachiko’s art, but this painting was an atrocity and when I look at it all I see is dreamytabby

No. 1057498

>>1057449
Hell yeah he looks so powerful, ugly pokemon that are powerful are my favorites. Like magcargo too

No. 1057518

File: 1644351666907.jpeg (91.42 KB, 850x638, 84AB54A6-D228-4B4A-8230-8871E8…)

I just watched soul and I don’t know what to think about it. It kind of makes me feel like I indeed will never be remarkable, it’s kind of like when I watched a video of my favorite YouTuber talking about such things.
I just know I don’t have to be remarkable to be happy, but it makes me feel like if I can’t be a good person, I wish I could be remarkable so it could make up with my self-sabotaging behavior.
I wouldn’t mind self-sabotaging my relationships or health if I could do something important like creating something or discovering something. I’ve lost so much time trying to learn and find something I want to do, I never retain the information properly so I can’t be like those people who memorize stuff and repeat them, I even mix everything up and end up saying things that nobody understands.
Everyone says that you don’t have to be remarkable and that it doesn’t matter if you never did something but I want to be remembered for doing something that helped others or that is considered important.
It’s so stupid of me to be even thinking about these sort of things because of a silly movie.

No. 1057521

File: 1644351876738.png (142.03 KB, 475x475, 174AD8CC-291C-4244-A012-035CE7…)

>>1057437
I once had a dream in which I had a team in a Pokémon game that consisted of only Slugma, it was the best Slugma ever, I will always love it, I cried so hard during that dream because I almost lost it, but brook helped me by giving it a revive, then we beat up the team rocket’s asses.

No. 1057561

The other day some guy held a presentation about child murder and medical experiments during the holocaust and one of my male classmates fucking fainted. I can't stop thinking about it. That's like, so adorable

No. 1057563

>>1057401
no, how do you hear with all the chewing? and i have to focus on my food in case there's something weird in it

No. 1057589

File: 1644353906904.gif (1.07 MB, 640x360, ryback-chips.gif)


No. 1057599

>>1057561
fuck i love that. men don’t faint enough. thanks for sharing anon

No. 1057611

>>1057561
holy shit that's cute

No. 1057629

File: 1644354947395.jpeg (66.71 KB, 678x452, pull the plug.jpeg)

>>1049775
you just hate internet over-consumption.

No. 1057633

The amount of youtubers who start their videos by telling us they had to take a break because
>youtubers have bad mental health and need breaks and burnout is such a thing…
K I didn't notice you were gone. I wasn't timing you or waiting. Like I'm sorry if some people actually hound you but save us the speech. I assume the majority of viewers just take content as it comes?

No. 1057664

>>1057561
That reminded me of primary school when the teacher told us about first aid and how someone's guts spilled out and they had to sew them back in and my classmate got sick and asked to go out and she got up and fainted and the frozen look on her face was so terrifying and she fell over. Scary

No. 1057684


No. 1057691

>>1057561
What a pussy, my first day of primary school we were handed papers with photos of fresh corpses and internal organs of victims in concentration camps because the teacher wanted to explain why our school was named after a famous French resistant, she then explained how specifically he was tortured before dying of his wounds and nobody fainted. The fact that I still remember this more than 20 years later is a bit telling though I guess.

No. 1057730

>>1057691
>omg the man fainted he must be too sensitive what a pussy
that's why it's cute, retard

No. 1057739

>>1057691
That is literally so fucked up lmao

No. 1057742

>>1057691
can't tell if serious or joking. i would've fainted but i've fainted over less before and threw up seeing normal reproductive diagrams so i'm probably just weak

No. 1057757

>>1057633
I almost always skip the first minute or three with youtubers. I love those ones that skip the bullshit and get to the content.

No. 1057765

>>1057742
I'm not joking. It did happen and I just it was weird we were given papers with a lot of text despite not even learning to read yet and then we were all like "oh god what is this???" when we saw the pictures. But again, nobody fainted somehow. They made the kids in the last grade of primary school visit the infamous house where the guy was detained and tortured but I didn't see it because I changed school before that. My big sister told me there was blood on the floor of the basement during her visit but I'm 100% she was bullshitting me.

>>1057730
Why are you calling me a retard, you even agree with me that he's a pussy.

No. 1057775

>>1057561
>men commit %98 of vile crimes
>%98 men are also scared shitless when any crime, gore, etc. is brought up, meaning they're useless at protecting women around them or discussing the crimes and preventing them.
Absolutely tragic.

No. 1057783

I just remembered that the parallel class had to read Ready Player One in school, because our education board said so. Not that the bullshit my class had to read was any better (it differed class by class), but at least it wasn't Ready Player One.

No. 1057801

File: 1644359070685.png (5.92 MB, 4112x1348, omg.png)

I hope the american industry takes suit now that k pop and this european group has been bringing the old style back. tired of caveman and gangsta aesthetics from musician moids

No. 1057810

Now that /meta/ has had a sign of life, it feels a little silly that we were freaking out over-exaggerating, obviously about where farmhands/admin was

No. 1057840

Taurus is such a busted constellation. So far fetched and unnecessary

No. 1058020

File: 1644367917823.jpg (19.82 KB, 464x418, 14f72646-a9b5-4e48-b3b3-8ae6c7…)

I TOLD MY PROFESSOR I'D TURN THIS STUPID PAPER IN TODAY BUT I CANNOT FUCKING FOCUS LONG ENOUGH TO FINISH IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK THIS I'LL PLAY THE SIMS.

No. 1058043

>>1058020
What's the topic?

No. 1058046

>>1057840
Disagree it's one of the few ones that looks like the thing it's named after
>>1058020
I was supposed to write a paper today or study at least and I did study a little but instead I've been writing about me and my husbando doing dirty things for two or three hours, I've never written anything dirty, actually I've never written anything except essays and papers for school it was so fun I wrote 2200 words without even realizing, but I wish I wrote so many for my paper for school. Have fun with sims

No. 1058093

>>1058043
It's a creative writing paper about a personal experience. Writing's just been incredibly difficult these past couple of days and idk why. I'll work on a paragraph or two and that'll tire me tf out for the day. Think I'll just send him an email letting him know sigh
>>1058046
Thanks, I hope you're having fun with your husbando, nona! And at least you studied a little.

No. 1058122

Kinkshaming is a vital part of society and I will never stop

No. 1058134

>>1058122
This reminded me of the time when fifty shades of gray came out and a popular post on tumblr making the rounds on the SJW side of the site was a photoset of a bunch of deskjob-having freaks protesting the movie in kink gear. I remember one guy had a sign that read something like "IF I SHOWED MY FACE, MY EMPLOYER WOULD FIRE ME!" as if it was a big gotcha and not common sense. Like yeah, your employer does not want you, a representative of their company, to spam pictures of yourself on social media wearing a fucking cockring.
Kinkshaming is necessary and you are doing the world a favor, anon.

No. 1058151

Help I made my OC too sexy and now I'm in love with her. tfw no handsome butch late 19th century soldier gf to carry me bridal-style

No. 1058182

>>1058134
Kek was the point of the protest that 50 Shades is appropriating and gentrifying their culture

No. 1058265

>>1057801
kpop is doing glamrock looks?

No. 1058447

File: 1644398563521.png (40.61 KB, 370x320, 273941766@2x.png)

i found the funniest line stickers this morning. look.

No. 1058451

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No. 1058452

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No. 1058457

>>1058451
This one is so cute lmao. Thank you for sharing nonna

No. 1058461

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>>1058457
there are even more here https://store.line.me/stickershop/product/10376016/en?from=sticker but the ones i posted are the best. i love kitties who is here for me.

No. 1058466

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I saw some tradwife post this in a negative light, but it's actually based.

No. 1058469

>>1058466
Wtf this is supposed to be a bad thing? Based

No. 1058470

>>1058466
is he growing a tumor in his chest or what else could he be hiding

No. 1058472

>>1058466
they try to say
>OMG women are so ungrateful
but the truth is men don't give a shit about what women want and they give them what they think women would want and then get mad when they don't like it, instead of asking women for their opinion. Deep shit. deep shit

No. 1058473

>>1058466
how is it trad to wear high heels a traditionally masculine attire

No. 1058486

>>1058473
no rock sandals bound with giant sloth skin? couldn't be me

No. 1058500

File: 1644404095965.jpeg (115.29 KB, 1080x1080, 44D69F50-7002-487B-8777-8365A3…)

male furries can go die but female ones are kinda chill

No. 1058505

>>1058500
No furries are chill, that's an oxymoron

No. 1058507

>>1058500
I hate furries cause it's so much wasted potential with the anthromorphic animal artstyle and they just reduce it to COOM!!!!!&&

I think sexual addiction is the biggest killer to creativity and imagination

No. 1058519

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Spotify just recommended this shit to me, thinking about unappealing things I feel like "feminist polyamorous manslut" sharing his philosophy in a podcast is pretty high on the list

No. 1058588

>>1058461
i love them so much

No. 1058590

File: 1644414041163.png (118.43 KB, 717x654, Screenshot_2022-02-09-14-35-50…)

What the hell

No. 1058591

>>1058590
that went nowhere i expected it to go twice

No. 1058614

>>1058590
???? uhhh holy shit?

No. 1058618


No. 1058665

The state of politics in my country is so fucking bleak but it makes me feel a bit better knowing that shit is bleak everywhere and we are all suffering in our own respective countries and ways.

No. 1058674

I wish my family would throw an intervention for me. I'm not addicted to anything, but it'd be so nice to have them read out their concerns and love for me and then we all hug and I take a 90-day vacation where I eat healthy and focus on "getting sober". I'd be a model patient for them.

No. 1058690

>>1058590
So tazers make you cum to death got it

No. 1058707

I was googling about gay dreams for kicks and found this video, which just so happens to be (mainly) narrated by the same guy who narrates the JCS criminal psychology videos, and it’s so funny to me.

No. 1058838

>>1058505
Look Beatrix Potter in the eye and say that to her

No. 1058937

>>1058674
What can I say, start snorting some fat lines.

No. 1058988

the men we talk about should be called bulls/lolbulls, because there is no such thing as a male cow.

No. 1059115

>>1058988
But bulls don't give milk…..

No. 1059123

I think black anons are lucky to get to slather themselves in coconut oil

No. 1059129

>>1059115
i mean….

No. 1059131

File: 1644440298621.jpeg (1.44 MB, 1548x2419, 1644256468742.jpeg)

>you've been dating a guy for couple weeks now and it's been decent
>he invites you over
>walk into his room
>see this
What's your next step

No. 1059134

>>1059129
should lolbull milk be called cum?

No. 1059135

>>1059131
SHIT ON HIS FACE BECAUSE NO HARUHI

No. 1059138

File: 1644440525560.gif (2.37 MB, 498x280, flame-thrower-leonardo-dicapri…)


No. 1059152

I don't like it when people (men) talk about "fatherlessness", or worse "single mothers" as a societal issue, instead of deadbeat fathers. Like babies are just born out of nowhere without a father or women choose to be single mothers. No, it's the fathers who choose to leave

No. 1059154

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No. 1059157

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>>1059115
Don't they

No. 1059158

>>1059131
I dump him for liking mostly moeshit. Yes, Azumanga Daioh is unfunny, boring moeshit too, I don't give a fuck. Although, he has Catherine Fullbody so I'll dump him gently if he unlocked the gay route.

>>1059135
kek

No. 1059159

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No. 1059160

>>1059157
MATTERSEX….

No. 1059161

>>1059157
if lolbulls actually looked like that lolcow would be a very different site.

No. 1059164

>>1059134
>>1059131
Take yotsuba and run

No. 1059165

>>1059164
Sorry replied to wring post

No. 1059169

>>1059131
Say "Oh, you know Japanese? That's so cool", then pick out the most sus-looking one with a straight face, say "This looks neat, what's it about?" and ask him to explain the plot line in detail just to see the shame wash over his features

No. 1059173

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>>1059161
I hope those are the kind of bulls our board-tan is raising on her farm

No. 1059180

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Woo yea woo yea woo yea woo yea woo yea

No. 1059185

>>1059157
Kek, holding the drink up with his pecs

No. 1059190

>>1059157
Naice
>>1059173
Cute. She better raise us some bullbandos.

No. 1059206

greatest achievement this month outside of schoolwork is being top 50 so far in feeding my husbando chocolates. reaping the rewards of my mental illness.

No. 1059214

Can I make a thread for dumb scenarios? Like "what if" happens in country, with public figure, with a franchise, ect?

No. 1059227

>>1059180
Ew this looks like MTF lactation fetish shit, go back to your horny posting containment thread on /g/

No. 1059251

>>1059227
NO
NIPPY NIPPY NIPS

No. 1059256

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>>1059157
>>1059180
Hnng aWOOgah hummina hummina nnh… nmmhmmmhh

No. 1059258

>>1059251
>>1059256
>>1059180
fucking hell who let the coomettes out of /g/ again

No. 1059262

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>>1059180
This image reminded me of when I was so sick with covid that fluid started leaking out of my nipples

No. 1059263

>>1059262
Excuse me what

No. 1059264

>>1059258
They’re scrotes, anon.

No. 1059266

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>>1059258
Please send your finest sexymen to round us up and haul us back.

No. 1059267

>>1059264
shut the FUCK up, scrotes hate seeing hot anime guys

No. 1059274

>>1059263
I don't know maybe I hallucinated it I was very sick. But no I think it happened. I just wanted to post about it to disgust the anon who posted the picture

No. 1059278

>>1059262
Damn, I'm almost relieved I nearly died of constant diarrhea instead.

No. 1059290

>>1059266
Wait a fucking minute this unlocked a dark memory wasn’t there a weird mobile game with doors you had to open

No. 1059295

>>1059274
its not that disgusting? Dont you usually get a tiny bit of leakage around your period? Doesnt everyone?

No. 1059299

it's stupid but, i found out today an old internet friend of mine blocked me because i tried to comment on their livestream for the nintendo direct and my comments weren't showing up.

i honestly don't know if i am mad, upset, or even just ambivalent. i called him out on his behavior in a constructive way a couple of years back, decided to give him space because i could tell he was in a weird place himself, but i wonder if it's his new retarded girlfriend who did it because he seemed to have taken it to heart and kind of apologized for some of the ridiculous comments he was making. i do miss our conversations but i don't want her getting in the middle of it, she's really fake and tries way too hard to be "edgy".

No. 1059330

I used to go to legend of korra watch parties back in high school solely because i just wanted to make friends. The show fuckin sucked though.

No. 1059348

>>1059290
I wonder if we're thinking of the same thing, you unlocked them by finishing the other ones/levelling up. Was there also some kind of personality quiz along the way with soul-searching questions? It might have been dream-related. The doors were also kinda like in Yume Nikki, different themes

No. 1059355

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>>1059330
It sucked so many ways, for some reason I remember the cringe from how obviously Amon was meant to represent communism. I'm not a commie but it was dumb, since he actually made points that the benders had no solutions to. Instead of refuting them or being sympathetic to non-benders Korra was like "fuck you! here's some violence!" iirc. Beyond that it was just crappy. Couldn't get past that first part.

No. 1059361

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>>1059330
Imo Amon and tahno were the only good parts of it and I'm sad tahno never made it to the team as some token evil team mate like zuko or something and that Amon got that fucking ending.
I'm also sad for that flying fucker's explosive girlfriend. She didn't deserve that bullshit.

No. 1059362

>>1059355
I should add that it's totally in character for her to respond brashly but I don't remember her ever reflecting on the issues or having character development in that arc. Instead everyone gets behind her immediately with no meaningful discussion, no wonder that Amon bitch got so many on his side. Since I stopped watching I wonder if it ever bit them in the butt or was it forgotten as though all was OK after? Like all those non-benders just went home and forgot

No. 1059381

>>1059355
I never finished it, I think I watched a couple episodes into season 2 but my hatred for Korra’s personality outweighed how I felt about the rest of the show so I gave up on it. She was really insufferable.

No. 1059399

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>>1059381
Yeah most of the characters were uninteresting. Such a downgrade from atla… real disappointing, especially with the hype it got

No. 1059403

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IIIIIII’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A SONG FOR MULTIPLE YEARS NOW, and I fiNALLY FUCKING FOUND IT. I was literally about to post in the help me find thread and then I decided to google different phrases and THERE IT FUCKING ISSSSS YES
It’s inokori sensei lol…

No. 1059427

why is it so hard to find a decent lip balm?

No. 1059432

>>1059427
I use eco lips lip food- the red one. Is amazing and all natural

No. 1059512

The most sexually depraved woman will never come close to the most sexually depraved male. Even the most vile and horrific crime committed by a woman has likely been committed by more than 100 times by males.

No. 1059523

>>1059427
I wonder this all the time kek are we just screwed for life? Nothing seems to be consistent

No. 1059535

>>1059512
True but males are physically stronger while also being more aggressive and risk-taking, generally. So it makes sense, didn't people used to know this? Imo that's why it's important to have them use their instincts to defend others against those males who act violent. I used to be pissed off about it all until I saw how many women aid and excuse those men, especially mothers or gfs, it's then that you realize they are our equivalent of morally bankrupt men. That said regardless of the explanation it still is awful how many men do so much evil

No. 1059536

>>1059427
Qtica Intense Lip Repair Balm. Only wear it at night becauses it's sticky and weird looking but you should then be moisturized for the entire following day.

No. 1059538

File: 1644463986275.jpg (8.89 KB, 225x225, images.jpg)

>>1059427
I love blistex. Shit never fails me

No. 1059546

>>1059538
I use this too but the shea butter version. I liked it for some years now, but lately it feels like it doesnt do the trick anymore and I dont know what to do

No. 1059547

I love the medium 2 topping deal for $8 at my favorite pizza place. I make half cheese (my boring bf's favorite) and am able to add 4 toppings to my side and still able to keep it the same price in their app. If I order from them at the store or on the phone they still try to charge me extra….

No. 1059577

>>1059295
no and no

No. 1059630

>TUMBLY RUMBLES BEFORE FART
Yeah, it's gonna be a stinky one. I'm scared to air it out. Why do I always get gas before bed. Is it because I leave the fan on?

No. 1059651

>joking around with co-worker, she references our "emo" phase and my chemical romance
>scrote who is 15 years older than us heard us and wanted to take time to correct me that MCR is more like radio rock

Fuck off oh my god

No. 1059654

>>1059538
Blistex or burts bees are my go-tos.

No. 1059720

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How much fucked up shit does a person go through in their life to do this to themself?

No. 1059727

>>1059577
Uhhhh what the fuck is wrong with me then

No. 1059729

>>1059348
Yeah that’s it- every level was a different door, but i cant remember what the point was. Was it riddles or math quizzes?

No. 1059736

I want to fuck this guy I work with, he's so hot I keep thinking of him fingering me ooohhgphhooo I want his PENIS and I want to squish hos belly and kiss his pretty lips and FUCK HIM

No. 1059740

>>1059720
hi I am a transghoul, my pronouns are it/it

No. 1059750

File: 1644489391709.jpg (47.05 KB, 768x513, 1643277206312.jpg)

What do you think of the man in pic related's body?

No. 1059755

>>1059750
it looks normal

No. 1059757

>>1059750
I think those are very straight clavicles. Look how straight they are. That's the only thing I notice.

No. 1059758

>>1059750
He looks like a hunch back and doesn't have a very confident or charismatic body language

No. 1059759

>>1059750
He just need a bit more shoulder to balance out his head. Aside from that nitpick he's okay

No. 1059760

>>1059750
30 second observation shows very light gyno on one side and a waist that trends to feminine. He's got a handsome face.

No. 1059763

>>1059760
I think he's very average looking tbh, his long midface reminds me of some type of dog

No. 1059769

>>1059763
I don't see the dog part, but I think I've got a thing for the face shape so there's a bias. Average is about right, eyes have a nice depth in color though, from what I can tell on mobile anyway. This feels autistic.

No. 1059771

I played Dying Light yesterday for like 7 hours, and I'll do it again today. Fuck being isolated

No. 1059775

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i just cant get over 90s varg with long hair, he just looked so cute and i hate it, why did he have to be a deranged man

No. 1059776

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>>1059720
I’ve seen this guy before and it’s definitely a form of paraphilia. He has a girlfriend and he says he’s her “experiment” or something. Wouldn’t be shocked if he is a csa victim.

No. 1059777

>>1059750
Fucking dyel

No. 1059787

>>1059775
The skin looks unwashed.

No. 1059788

>>1059750
on skinnier side of average

No. 1059793

>>1059750
Not very attractive at all. There's nothing wrong with his body, but I guess I just don't like how men's bodies look that much.

No. 1059796

>hides image file
>forgets why i hid image file
>hovers over image file
>remembers why i hid image file

every time.

No. 1059802

this clip is the only thing keeping me going

No. 1059803

>>1059802
on a related note

No. 1059805

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when you do sage your shit but someone accuses you of not saging because the thread was already bumped before you posted anything

No. 1059810

My mother casually called me at work to ask me to buy an online museum ticket for her ASAP because the line she's standing in is long and she doesn't want to wait. All this 1 minute before a meeting. I'm convinced she thinks she's the only person who ever worked and everyone else just pretends to

No. 1059901

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I called my boss and she must've noticed that I changed my avatar on whatsapp to Jinx because the first thing she said was like "you're a pretty girl why did you change your photo for this ugly monster?" and I'm so offended right now. How did she dare insult my beautiful Jinx, honestly she's so pretty and cute wtf

No. 1059930

>>1059901
looks like pre-2019 shayna with green hair

No. 1059959

>>1059802
I love him but he fell off

No. 1059998

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omg my ideal man

No. 1060001

>>1059901
Sorry nonnie, but that art makes her look really ugly.

No. 1060017

>>1059998
Hot ngl kek

No. 1060073

Last week I was reading a book of fiction and it mentioned the actress Whoopi Goldberg multiple times. I for sure thought that had to be a made-up character because I had never ever heard of anyone by that name and the name sounded pretty fake to me (lol). Mfw I just discovered that's an actual actress because of LC.

No. 1060077

>>1060073
Guessing you're either not a burger or underage

No. 1060078

not sure where else to put this but american men are disgusting. i love having a foreign boyfriend. every non-american lover i've had is just so much more likeable and sweet. they are less entitled and not mentally unstable and toxic like american men seem to strive to be for some fucked up reason.

No. 1060090

>>1060073
My Year of Rest and Relaxation huh? I was confused by that constant name-drop too.

No. 1060099

>>1060078
American men are absolutely worst than most types of men, at least men from other 1st world countries. They're a lot more emotionally immature and frat boyish. Their terminally online sense of humor and viewpoints makes me sick too

No. 1060108

>>1060099
based. toxic masculinity was already rampant in american culture but the internet made them so much worse with their horrible porn addiction and incel-like behavior. now instead of being a tough guy who plays football or whatever, it's the same attitude except they're skinny sticks or fatasses who do nothing but jack off to anal prolapse on a screen all day and have their personality be mental illness

No. 1060129

>>1060108
Nice to find someone else who hates american scrotes just as much as I do. Other scrotes get mentioned a lot but american ones are rarely brought up which is ironic considering how much whining they do over american women online. Most of the autistic nerds, Incels, and lolcows you see are fucking american men. It's so funny how they delude themselves into thinking they're so manly when most of them hate responsibility and have the ugliest fattest or skinnyfat bodies more than anyone else on the planet

No. 1060135

>>1060073
it's pretty common for celebs to use literal made up fake names, stage names or alterations of their name rather than their given name (tom cruise is actually Thomas Cruise Mapother IV for example) idk if that's the case for whoopi though, and there's some celebs who do give their kids weird names like apple

No. 1060139

>>1060108
>>1060129
I'm not american but this seems to be true, for example I was surprised how common the sterotype that women aren't funny was on the internet because in 21 years of life I'd never heard it once irl. The average man from my country knows female comedians and funny women irl, and can joke around with women, it's very strange to think that that's not the case everywhere. However men from my country are also rapey as fuck so pros and cons I guess

No. 1060140

>>1060078
>european men are disgusting Johns with degrading fetishes
>drake is canadian
>middle eastern men are… middle eastern men
>femicide in latin america

All men are disgusting regardless of nationality race or ethnicity, let's face it anon

No. 1060142

>>1060139
I've heard "women aren't funny" from men of many different cultures. Maybe the men you've been around were just too nice to say it to your face or wanted to fuck you.

No. 1060147

>>1060140
i wasn't talking about 3rd worlders as i have no interest. american men are definitely the worst when it comes to 1st world men, no contest

No. 1060149

>>1060142
were they normies or terminally online?

No. 1060150

>>1060147
Lmao are they tho? Theyre all equally as bad

No. 1060151

>>1060149
Normal men with jobs, careers, wives and children.

No. 1060153

>>1060150
>are they tho?
Um…yes? Due to cultural differences.

No. 1060155

>>1060151
mmh ok I still believe that it's not a stereotype here. if you hear it from a normal italian man (not a retard on 4chan) lmk

No. 1060163

>>1060151
oh samefag but btw
>maybe the men you've been around were just too nice to say it to your face or wanted to fuck you.
no american has told me to my face kek but I'm still aware of the sterotype from their interactions with each other. and I've heard every other sexist stereotype (can't drive, we're dumb, go back to the kitchen etc etc) irl except for that one, therefore I believe it doesn't exist. thanks for coming to my ted talk

No. 1060165

I hate knowing that a lot of moid class clowns just steal jokes from other people, including girls but they just say the joke loudly in the middle of class and get all the credit. I don't think class clown types are naturally funny, all of the ones I knew stole jokes from Twitter memes or other people. I remember seeing a meme on twitter from some popular youtuber and the class clown made the exact same joke and i asked him if he also saw that tweet and he got so flustered

No. 1060172

>>1060165
Now with the internet being more accessible to normies it's way more obvious that the type of guys you're talking about just repeat word for word the same shit they read or watched online and think they're hot shit. Usually I feel like they're contagious and make everything they're talking about unfunny by default.

No. 1060176

>>1060172
The class clown I mentioned I think ripped off his entire personality from Jacksfilms. I don't even watch that youtuber but i've seen a few of his videos and the mannerisms were identical. It's really embarrassing actually, I think that's why he avoided acknowledging my existence (even though we had to sit right next to each other) because I found out where he stole his entire personality from

No. 1060182

>>1060176
Samefag, he was also the class president every single fucking year and did nothing

No. 1060183

>>1060176
kek that's funny because Jacksfilm's wife Erin is much funnier and likable than he is

No. 1060187

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I want to live on a farming/gardening commune with women so bad and live there for the rest of my life

No. 1060201

>>1060140
Dude, third world men are like a lowbar to compete with. You have to admit American men are especially bad though. Could you honestly say an autistic man as deranged as chris chan would be as coddled and enabled to become a tranny if he weren't American?

No. 1060203

>>1059775
He really didn't though. There's so many other hotter metalhead dudes

No. 1060208


No. 1060236

>>1059775
Other anons are dragging you but I totally get it. Too bad he’s always been an insufferable autist. Plus he seriously aged like shit.

No. 1060358

>>1060135
Whoopi's real name is Caryn, kek. Caryn Elaine Johnson

No. 1060366

I'm convinced that there's an optimal resistance training method for women and it's not just copying what the men are doing. Like for example we can acknowledge that, 1) Women are better at doing more reps than men and 2) Women perform differently depending on what phase of their period they're at. I've looked at many training programs developed by professionals but they're all geared towards men and if they're not then they're some glorified way of doing nothing but leg work, which leads to many women becoming frustrated and self-critical for not being able to follow the pace of these programs that weren't even made for them in the first place. I feel like knowledge of these biological differences is not being used at all and we're just told to lift heavy like The Men and go to the gym even if we're cramping or w/e and there's no information (or respect) about doing a period specific deload for people that need it.
This is such a stupid ramble but I'm frustrated at how men are always the default and women are seen as an after-thought at best and our needs are treated like a nuisance. Like how cars are made for men for example, or even small shit like bandaids. Ever since I bought child-size bandaids because it was the only size available I've been consistently annoyed by HOW HUGE regular adult bandaids are.
I'm having one of those days in which I wish I lived in a female-only independent nation. Which tbf is every day

No. 1060367

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No. 1060378

>>1060366
I get you, I've noticed the female-oriented weightlifting programs are just mostly leg and muh booty stuff too. It's annoying and incredibly difficult to find a strength or training program that isn't either tailored to men or doesn't just include leg shit 80% of the time so I just made up my own instead. 4 day a week upper/lower split with a 2/3 day break every month for my period. Fuck all the male programs and everything else where men seem to be the only audience/default.

No. 1060446

>>1052287
In Russia government banning media/sites for the "suicide propaganda among underage", so people came up with words "Roskomnadzor yourself" or "cut out (like wood) yourself" to replace "suicide" at first ironically and now it's being used everywhere. So yeah just slang leaks from internet into real world.

No. 1060449

Normie woman in my workplace were talking about Adele's speech and how the Brits got rid of gendered awards and one even said it's like the term women is bad and it's a bad word. And it's like finally. Women are being pushed back again with all this gender identity crap.

No. 1060452

>>1060449
Did you proceed to terfpill her?

No. 1060453

>>1060452
I wish, one is a higher up lol so I didn't want to go on a spiel but it's nice to see people are peaking anyway.

No. 1060457

I wish I had a reason to go outside but it's freezing cold, icy and I have no money. I want to get dressed up nicely and be seen by my peers

No. 1060512

There is NOTHING better than the feeling of coming home and taking that shit you've been holding in for the last couple hours

No. 1060523

>>1059750
Kinda gross, especially his pecs and waist

No. 1060536

>>1060512
god I'm jealous, it's another 2 hours for me…

No. 1060547

>>1060366
I haven’t noticed a difference in performance depending on my cycle except if i have a cramp or something. Can you tell me more about your experience ?
I’ve been working on Mentzer’s high intensity training to see if it helps me break my plateau/make better strength progress but yeah it’s all about lifting heavy… i dont know but i guess youre more looking for bodybuilding programs ? I personally just want to lift heavy
Its not a stupid rant, gyms are v male centric and FINALLY are starting to have female only rooms… but… those rooms are often lacking free weights… such bullshit honestly…
If u wanna start ur amazon nation I’m signing up!
>>1060378
Btw i have Anya Langer’s bodybuilding book which has a really good bodybuilding program and she talks alot about women in particular and the deload issue op talked about, i could shzre the program with you if u want?
Moreover its such a good book, i recommend buying it

No. 1060549

>>1059134
"tardcum", even

No. 1060555

Someone in this forum I go said they are "cupioromantic" and I'm just ?????? What the fuck is asexuality anymore huh

No. 1060564

>>1058500
thank you for the kind words nona

No. 1060619

>>1060555
Why are you hanging out on sites for zoomer children

No. 1060638

File: 1644532240393.jpg (64.91 KB, 576x1024, Dqhwa5AU4AA9MC-.jpg)

I just thought of this girl today. Did she keep the money?

No. 1060650

File: 1644532956431.png (98.8 KB, 1435x1387, american moid.png)

i was gonna make this one for later but since the american moid in another thread was raging at me disapproving of his brethren, kek

No. 1060678

>>1060650
lmfaooooo

No. 1060737

I get no one does but i just dont understand fakebois. If i wanted to be a man id want to be a real man, Tall, broad, with masculine traits, not my current height skinny flabby and small shouldered. Stupid

No. 1060755

File: 1644537446193.jpeg (54.83 KB, 794x514, DD5EEC76-CF15-461C-A4DA-3DF4D1…)

I want to draw my friend’s dnd character as a surprise birthday gift, and luckily the opportunity to ask him to describe the character came up in conversation naturally. So of course I ask him to, and this dummy send me two voice notes back talking about the character’s backstory with 0 physical description. Men don’t make it easy to be nice to them I’m dead inside

No. 1060789

>>1060755
Fuck drawing characters for other people. I used to love doing it, but people think you're supposed to magically be able to recreate exactly what they imagine with shitty descriptions and references. You spend 8 hours working on a surprise for them, and all you get is "uhm the hair is a bit too long and the chin should be more square, lol". Don't to it, anon, draw something nice for yourself instead.

No. 1060800

>>1060737
They don’t want to be men, they want to be not-girls

No. 1060802

If an extra slice of cheese is 50c then you should give me 50c back for getting without cheese !!!!!

No. 1060837

File: 1644542250562.jpeg (206.22 KB, 640x480, 60164A06-8100-45BE-90AF-649F35…)

why are French girls so cute

No. 1060841

>>1060837
I feel like they would bully me

No. 1060844

I love doing farts in bed and having those really bassy quick dexterity +50 speed farts where it feels like they come out at the speed of light. It is somehow comforting to me. I'd imagine my neanderthal nonna ancestor would sit in her cave doing the same farts after a long day of gathering berries and posting silly things on CaveCow. I wonder if our ancestors sat and thought about these things like we do.

No. 1060852

>>1060844
nothing feels better than a huge morning fart or night fart in bed
I love dutch ovening myself when they're really bad tbh

No. 1060862

I wish there was google maps streetview for the inside of buildings..sometimes I’m nervous about going to the restroom when I don't know what the layout is gonna be like.

No. 1060866

>>1060837
French women come off as libfem pickmes ngl

No. 1060885

>>1060852
i do this constantly because i have gas pains and when it is time to fart, i dont want to hold back

No. 1060888

>>1060862
You’re scared of the layout of bathrooms?

No. 1060924

File: 1644548704714.jpeg (77.96 KB, 750x750, E818867E-9EE5-4B5C-B107-5375A2…)

>eats extremely sweet cookie skillet with ice cream
>feels like shit
>gets offered half of a piece of delicious lava cake
>desperately trying to get a sugar high tk relieve my stresssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

I already feel the nausea but I’m living dangerously

No. 1060933

>>1060866
Jelly alert

No. 1060934

>>1060924
You should like my cousin who refused to stop stress-eating sweets and as a result just got diagnosed with diabetes at 27.

No. 1060937

>>1060934
don’t worry anon I’ve barely been eating sweets for weeks I can’t remember when I had something genuinely this sweet before. i’m drinking loads of water lol

No. 1060938

i like going on dates solely for free food and gossip

No. 1060941

>>1060934
literally genetic

No. 1060952

I just changed my bed sheets. I'm gonna have good dreams tonight.

No. 1061036

File: 1644556357886.jpg (98.92 KB, 1280x720, killer bean.jpg)

i can't lightly rib other nonas on here without feeling bad about it later.

No. 1061063

When did Youtube ads get so long? This video I'm watching has a 5 minute long ad for some clothing company. I was doing something else while watching so I didn't even notice until it was done.

No. 1061067

>>1061036
Ribbing is part of the fun, nonnie, embrace it. Nobody takes this seriously.

No. 1061071

>>1061063
>getting ads at all
heh

No. 1061076

>>1061071
I have an adblocker anon. In case it wasn't obvious, it was an ad for a sponsorship by the youtuber in the actual video.

No. 1061080

God I wish that there was clothing detergent that had more natural scents. I want to smell like rosemary in the summer and cloves in the winter. It's bullshit that all American laundry detergent just smells like artificial flowers.

No. 1061082

>>1061080
What about scentless/mildly scented detergent with some essential oil?

No. 1061088

>>1061082
I honestly did not think of that. Thank you nonie.

No. 1061089

>>1061082
Wash your bedding/clothing with scentless detergent, then hang it to dry in a room that has an open window and supervised incense or an oil burner. You save on electricity and the dryer doesn't ruin your clothes. Hanging to dry inside is also a free humidifier

No. 1061098

>>1061082
Detergent is chemically designed to remove oils, I can’t imagine that would work.

No. 1061102

My best advice to women age 18-25 is be a slut but not a real slut. Dress sexy, use tinder and meet up with men and use them for free stuff. Men will pretty much do anything for you BEFORE you fuck them. Don't actually ever fuck them and block them when they start getting too pushy or you've exhausted the resources you can get out of them. Then proceed to stay a virgin and give the illusion of being a whore.

No. 1061104

>>1061098
The smell could still stick though.

No. 1061105

>>1061102
Men are retards, why depend on them for anything?

No. 1061111

>>1061105
Some people enjoy getting things for free.

No. 1061120

>>1061102
this is the worst advice ever, unless you want to be completely burnt out and exhausted by men when you reach 25 and have a crises over your own identity.

No. 1061121

>>1061102
sounds like a great way to get murdered or raped

No. 1061125

>>1061120
They are burnt out and exhausted by men because they are actually having sex with them and being in relationships with them.

No. 1061128

>>1061125
entertaining men you don't enjoy the company of for free shit will wear you down really fast.

No. 1061131

>>1061128
Who says I don't enjoy the company of them? Scrotes and be very pleasant to be around when they are putting on their best behavior to get sex.

No. 1061132

>>1061131
i suppose it depends on the woman then. i generally wouldn't consider it the best advice for young women, however.

No. 1061135

>>1061132
It's better advice then actually trying to be in relationships with them and fucking them. All the cute gifts, pet names etc usually stops after sex. I think it's better to get the benefits of being a woman by never fucking men.

No. 1061147

>>1061135
those are not the only options. the third option is just not being with men in a romantic/faux-romantic situation. but i guess if the goal is free things, then it makes sense. but most college dudes are broke as hell, what types of men do you look for?

No. 1061154

>>1061147
Some women actually do like the attention and company of cute guys but they end up getting ruined emotionally by giving up their bodies and emotional labor. They can still have the fun parts of dating by only using men for attention and free food/items. It's doesn't necessarily even have to be expensive things..maybe she wants a new Sanrio plush and doesn't wanna waste her money on it? Have a scrote buy it. She wants some French pastries but doesn't want to spend her money on it? Find a scrote. Even most college boys have jobs and will do anything if they think there's hope that they will have sex.

No. 1061159

>>1061154
nta but nothing about dating sounds fun tbh. actually the more i hear about it the more exhausting it sounds.

No. 1061206

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Supersize Vs Superskinny was so good. Cow Vs Cow. Some people were sweet though and I was glad they were able to lose/gain weight.

No. 1061222

>>1061206
My god i still sometimes watch episodes of this on youtube it’s so good

No. 1061233

>>1061102
How to be seen and treated as an easy whore without actually being one: the post.

No. 1061457

>>1061233
They already think that of you

No. 1061462

>>1060952
I didn't have good dreams.

No. 1061466

>>1061457
how can they think that if i dont have sex with them?

No. 1061470

>>1061466
Have you spoken to a scrote lately

No. 1061472

>>1061466
lmao anon god bless you

No. 1061481

>>1061466
Oh honey

No. 1061490

>>1061466
Why do you think most men approach a young woman, ESPECIALLY on tinder, in this here 2022? Does he:
a) want to court her with consideration of marriage
b) think this whore might put out for the price of one to three Applebees dinners

No. 1061493

File: 1644591381931.jpg (121.15 KB, 1024x984, 170d51ac2b47ea4e5327002e8740a3…)

Once when I was studying abroad in Japan, I used to often call one of the Japanese students I befriended. He was a part of my seminar and my professor introduced a couple of Japanese students who studied abroad/spoke English well to me and the other international students in our class, to help us adjust to classes and life in Japan. We all got along really well.

There was one night where I was just in the throes of my depression, felt like absolute dogshit, stayed in my dark room all day just being a sad piece of shit. I asked him if we could call and just talk, and I remember when we were talking he sounded like he was breathing a little heavy and I asked if he was ok. He said he was fine, he just got off the train a station early to walk home so he could call me sooner.

Time and time again he'll reach out and I'll apologize for my shitty behavior because I would swing back and forth between being okay and ghosting everyone because I was being a fucking crazy whackjob. I think I'm okay now. I haven't felt depressed in like two years, I work a good job and live a happy, healthy life. He recently reached out to me again. He was in my city for his masters degree but I avoided seeing/talking to him the entire time, and now he's back in Japan and has married his girlfriend (who is so beautiful and sweet!). I apologized again and again he said it was no big deal and it was okay. Similarly, there was a girl I met because she was also in our seminar, and she hung out a lot with me despite my Japanese being shit/her english not being that great. We'd hang out with this guy together too, but sometimes we hung out on our own, and she was the one who saw me off at the airport when I came back home.

I don't know what I've done to meet these people who are so kind to me and have put up with my shit for so long, but I'm grateful that they stuck by me despite meeting me and knowing me at my absolute worst. I hope when the borders open up again I can go visit Japan and see all of them. I really do miss them and I'd like to try my best to continue living at my best and not ghosting them again.

No. 1061503

I want to post really dumb shit sometimes but it all takes is one argument with a mod to go through my post history and use it as an excuse to perma ban me kek

No. 1061509

File: 1644593565515.jpg (744.28 KB, 1080x2312, Screenshot_20220211_163151_com…)

ok which one of you is this

No. 1061520

>>1061509
Wow, I love this

No. 1061521

>>1061509
Free her, she did nothing wrong.

No. 1061523

>>1061509
>Richard Ramirez simp
Ah, what a waste.

No. 1061525

>>1061523
separate the art from the artist

No. 1061526

>>1061509
kekkk i live close to that city. what a queen.

No. 1061529

File: 1644594613487.jpeg (36.45 KB, 554x554, 07511F70-8452-4BB3-99B2-EFC37D…)

>>1061509
Yeah the hybristophilia shit has overwhelming chances of a pickme. But she improves the KDA so I can respect that.

No. 1061538

>>1061509
I love her
>>1061523
>>1061525
This, nobody is perfect anyway

No. 1061540

>>1061509
what were the details behind the case, did she kill random men on date, like how did she know she was killing coomers
>>1061529
yup that makes sense

No. 1061543

>>1061525
the art is the artist, dumb dumb

No. 1061549

>>1061509
Gigastacy

No. 1061552

>>1061529
Just bring back monarchies and purge all the mental illness already

No. 1061554

>>1061509
Based.

No. 1061558

>>1061509
How many men did she kill ?
what was her motivation ?
how was she caught ?
and it only says she is suspected of killing the men

No. 1061568

File: 1644597299948.jpg (55.17 KB, 782x765, 1625516913550.jpg)

>>1061520
>>1061558
>>1061521
>>1061538
>>1061540
okay I looked it up, there was only one victim(though allegedly she planned to kill more) and he was only injured not murdered
she stabbed him but he actually fought her off and then went to police and she was caught

very anti-climatic

https://www.bild.de/bild-plus/regional/nuernberg/news-inland/sexdate-killerin-zeigt-teufels-pentagram-das-steckt-dahinter-79104064.bild.html

No. 1061626

>>1061568
That sucks, all that fuss for one (1) injured moid?

No. 1061660

>>1061626
I think it may have been due to her being conventionally attractive with an alt aesthetic, her richard ramirez reference and the sorta meme headline of her being a serial killer who targeted coomers

this would have attracted to scrotes, twitter radfems and misandrists, IRL however she's just some dumb hybristophiliac who tried stabbing a dude and he ended up pushing her off called the police
that broke everyone's fantasy

No. 1061663

>>1061660
Bet my money she thinks the average normie woman is a dumb whore

No. 1061666

>>1061568
Disappointed. Not based.

No. 1061668

>>1061663
I mean yeah she does look the type of person who thinks other girls are so "conformist" for liking kpop stars while she crushes on the columbine shooters

No. 1061670

>>1061568
it's the thought that counts. i think women should be allowed to kill a moid every now and then.

No. 1061772

File: 1644605993139.jpeg (79.76 KB, 450x300, EC79FE32-FB5A-48C1-B898-376513…)

After a winter of research I have come to the conclusion that the minimum threshold temperature for my cat to want to lay in the grass when I take her outside is somewhere between 40-45F. Less than this and she will only sit in the dirt, but still desperately wants to be outside.

No. 1061799

I was reading a KF thread earlier and someone was calling other posters tards for talking about pregnancy when the cow being discussed has had a hysto.. they were going nuts over it and didn't realise both posts were referring to a side character and not the cow herself. Someone gets the cocky knocked out of them every week on that thread and it's always over the same mistakes. Satisfying though.
>God you're such a tard, can you not fuckin read, do you not know that she had hysto, do you not read the thread, learn to fuckin read, god you're insufferable, dumby dumbfuck can't read

>No, u

No. 1061815

I just pooped for the fourth time this week. I'm a poop machine

No. 1061826

>>1061815
ur supposed to poop everyday love

No. 1061828

>>1061815
>>1061826
this is fucking sending me kek

No. 1061829

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No. 1061848

Lindt chocolate is so good. It's like caramel.

No. 1061856

>>1061848
It is, their pralines are SO good, like no other chocolates. Now I want some.

No. 1061871

File: 1644612105565.jpg (10.69 KB, 1240x151, 20220211_210253.jpg)

I love the vtuber drama and how hard it makes incels seethe

No. 1061890

>>1061568
? another article i read said he was hospitalised and died after three weeks

No. 1061910

>>1061871
Kek what happened

No. 1061999

new thread >>>/ot/1061997

No. 1062001

Just saw a moid in a Facebook shitposting group use the word ‘moid’ in the comments… It really rattled me lol. I’m sure that word isn’t exclusive to LC, but seeing it on Facebook was a surreal experience.



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