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No. 1037171
I don't even remember if this pic has been used or not but fuck it, we all dumb here anyway
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EAT EGGS IT'S GOOD
No. 1037327
>>1037273Here's the lyrics for you
You were my TikTok cutie with your hair pinned up
Brown-eyed, baby, couldn't get enough
And now that you're gone
Summer is gone
I'm tryna move on
Yeah, I'm tryna move on (let's go)
You were cool
Knew it as soon as you came through
My boo, you the only one I wanna be next to
Chilling by the bonfire
While the sparks were all flying
Couldn't see what came next
My crew
Down to roll with me no matter what we do
Told me to go after you and make my move
Couldn't stop my heart from thinking
You were all my daydreaming
I hope that you won't be my ex
Down at the river, the sun is shining
We going diving, everybody feeling alright
We had the music playing
Our bodies swaying
To the rhythm of our heartbeat
You and me
You were my TikTok cutie with your hair pinned up
Brown-eyed, baby, couldn't get enough (no)
And now that you're gone (gone)
Summer is gone (is gone)
I'm tryna move on
Yeah, I'm tryna move on
But I keep on hearing every time you laughed
All these memories I want 'em back
And now that you're gone (gone)
Summer is gone (it's gone)
I'm tryna move on
Yeah, I'm tryna move on (but I can't)
It's a feeling that I just can't shake
I'm looking for ya if I hear your name
Everybody moving on with life just the same
Give me a chance to put us right into place, yeah
Some would say I met the right one at the wrong time
Can't believe I couldn't get this right, oh
What a shame, what a shame
What I would give to go back to the shade
Where we told each other everything
All our crazy dreams
And how we planned to take over the world
It was ours and we knew it
You were mine and I'm sorry that I blew it
You were my TikTok cutie with your hair pinned up
Brown-eyed, baby, couldn't get enough (no)
And now that you're gone (gone)
Summer is gone (it's gone)
I'm tryna move on
Yeah, I'm tryna move on
But I keep on hearing every time you laughed
All these memories I want 'em back (back)
And now that you're gone (gone)
Summer is gone (it's gone)
I'm tryna move on
Yeah, I'm tryna move on (but I can't)
Do anything to get my TikTok cutie back
(TikTok cutie back, TikTok cutie back)
Do anything to get my TikTok cutie back
(TikTok cutie back, TikTok cutie back)
No. 1037330
>>1037327mhmgmgmm first grade lyrics, i love it, the yearning painful cries being ghosted by my parasocial tiktok influencer
(i never use tiktok)
No. 1037360
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>>1037171Is it me or are there too many things wrong here??
Is that a beard?
No. 1037369
Need new thread pic for Annoying Thread #7
Tried to post an annoyance but it didn't bump
>>1037361 since over thread limit
Pls someone provide or even better post new thread
No. 1037395
File: 1642891125139.jpeg (63.8 KB, 497x489, A97579EC-24E2-443E-AFF7-783AB6…)
Idk if I should post this in confessions thread or dumbass shit thread, but I just realised recently just how autistic I truly am
>get diagnosed as autistic at 11 because I had anger management issues partially because I was being bullied, always moody all the time, made weird hand gestures, daydream a lot etc
>anger management issues completely subside over time, become significantly less moody, weird hand gestures and daydreaming only happen when I’m in my house
>become generally sociable
> think I pass as neurotypical
>start thinking I might be misdiagnosed
>gain a new friend
>she asks me, roughly 4 months into the relationship if I’m autistic
>tfw I realise I’m so autistic to the point where I was oblivious that I wasn’t passing
No. 1037401
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>>1037367>REEEEE THIS BOARD SUCKS YOU ANONS ARE SO RETARDED IQ -100000000>dumbass shit threadVery ironically, this post has a very high dumbass energy
No. 1037407
>>1037401GOD THAT ART
It makes me feel so old yet comforted at the same time
No. 1037430
File: 1642893080541.jpg (49.2 KB, 510x601, animemo.jpg)
>>1037401-comes closer and taps you on the shoulder-
Hey cutie (ecksdee)
Wanna dance?
No. 1037543
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>>1037537Anon, I'm stealing this.
No. 1037551
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No. 1037563
File: 1642901223601.gif (135.4 KB, 350x350, 10c53bc5411f2d0001ba43e10d46da…)
Nonny..may I have your hand in marriage?
No. 1037581
File: 1642903345808.gif (38.42 KB, 200x200, 1215347.gif)
>>1037563Oh God, yes
nonny I will, I WILL
No. 1037584
File: 1642903711719.jpg (84.87 KB, 800x560, 776df30564cb841f06117770af29d6…)
>>1037171Does anyone got a good, cracked version of Clip Paint Studio? All the links I found were shit.
No. 1037673
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I've been meat free for a year but it's time to go back. I've been so brainfoggy and depressed. I bought some bacon at the store today. Sorry vegan nonas I know I'm going to hell but I'm gonna get so many animal fats protein and vitamin b12 on the way there
No. 1037766
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This brand has the worst campaigns and for what??
No. 1037776
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don't scroll
No. 1037813
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Link is cute but most fanart makes him too SKINNY
No. 1037864
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I really hope this Menendez brothers trend on Tiktok starts a trend of zoomers campaigning for victims who killed their abusers rather then thirsting after fugly serial killers and rapisats
and yeah I know its "problematic" but its better imo then thirsting after the likes Ted Bundy or Richard Ramirez, thirst after men Robert Maudsley or the alaskan avenger
No. 1037872
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>>1037864I love Robert Maudsley, he's honestly a hero and a martyr for a cause of ending pedos and sexual abusers. Besides, what's not to like (see picrel)? He has a genius IQ supposedly which I'm not sure is true, but I choose to believe it since serial killer simps believe any bullshit that shows their favourite psycho in a minimally better light. An anon mentioned Maudsley being treated so harshly as a warning to anyone who wants to threaten the elite (aka pedos and rapists) and while I'm not a tinfoiler, it honestly makes sense to me. All he asked for was a pet budgie to be friends with or a cyanide pill and he couldn't even get either. I wanna cry when I think about it. He's been slandered as well judging by the cannibal BS
No. 1037875
>>1037872when I first found about him, he was always described as
"The Real Life Hannibal Lector"
"Britain's most heinous serial killer"
"The Brain Eater"
They forget to mention they he only killed 3 child rapists and a man who beat his wife to death, he never harmed any innocent person and honestly did more good then any evil in his life IMO
No. 1037892
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>>1037875I've been reading about the Alaskan Avenger thanks to you and honestly, I like the guy. He didn't even start with violence, only scaring the fuckers off and robberies with female accomplices. He also wasn't bad looking in the early photos (where he is looking young and well-built instead of fat).
>inb4 hetties have no tasteHey, he's not my type either, but have you seen creaturas true crime bitches lust for? Just look at Dylan Klebold
Picrel is an article about him, spoilered for a photo of a pedo with a blackeye. Most of the article quoted below:
>"Both of my parents were dedicated Christians and had us in every church service available, two or three each week. So you can imagine the horror and confusion I experienced when this man who adopted me began using late, late night ‘prayer’ sessions to molest me.">In addition to sexual abuse, Fulton used violence against Vukovich. He beat the child with pieces of wood and whipped him with belts.>Vukovich struck Demarest in the face with his hammer. During the assault, Vukovich told his victim “I’m an avenging angel. I’m going to mete out justice for the people you hurt.”>Vukovich stole an assortment of items, including a laptop, and fled. Waking up in his own blood, Demarest called the police. It didn’t take long for authorities to find the perpetrator as Vukovich was sitting in his Honda Civic nearby with a hammer, stolen goods, and a notebook containing the names of the three assault victims.The above shows that it truly was a crime of passion and not a coldly calculated plan
>Vukovich appealed his sentence on the grounds that his PTSD should be considered a mitigating factor in his case, but he lost the bid in October 2020. Despite his hero status among some Alaskans, the judge ruled, “Vigilantism won’t be accepted in our society.”Fuckers, they could have at least lessened his sentence
>Vukovich’s final victim, Wesley Demarest, has publicly expressed his relief that Vukovich is behind bars, adding that he would prefer if Vukovich “wasn’t walking around while I’m alive.” One article written about Demarest’s reaction remarks dryly, “One must wonder if his victim feels the same.”>Now 70 years old, Demarest struggles to form coherent sentences. He has also lost his job in wake of the traumatic brain injury he sustained at Vukovich’s hands.“It just pretty well destroyed my life,” he said. “So, he got what he wanted, I guess.”Haha get bent pedo
>Jason Vukovich has urged others who have been victims of childhood sexual abuse to seek inner peace and reject vigilante justice.>>“I thought back to my experiences as a child… I took matters into my own hands and assaulted three pedophiles,” he wrote. “If you have already lost your youth, like me, due to a child abuser, please do not throw away your present and your future by committing acts of violence.”Anyway yeah, Alaskan Avenger is based and I would welcome more killers like that, except I dont want them to have ruined lives forever
I wish more information was released about Maudsley and Vukovich since it's vital for an interest in the true crime community. There is so much data on the Columbine shooters or Adam Lanza you can never read enough. I'm angry that it's much harder to find quality content about genuinely cool murderers
No. 1037906
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>>1037892>Just look at Dylan Kleboldokay lets not get carried away, Dylan and Eric had cool aesthetics(better then most cekebs these days tbh) finding them attractive really is probably still better then 99% of other killers
No. 1037909
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facial harmony all out of wack but they still had a lot of simps somehow
No. 1037910
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>>1037908>The only women who find them attractive are bpdfags with subpar appreciation for aesthetic beautyonly half true guess, I'm not a bpdfag but I am autistic and I guess I find them aesthetically "cool"
No. 1037953
>>1037910who cares about aesthetics that earlier shooters have done already, their faces were tragic
>>1037941there is one in /m/ you pleb, but many people don't visit it. And this is a casual chitchat, no topic is contained to /m/ only
No. 1038025
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>>1037960>>1037956They were cute and you can die mad about it
No. 1038030
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nigga looks like this
No. 1038033
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>>1038028what about Eric ? everyone agrees he was cute
No. 1038041
>>1038038He did have a birth defect in his chest
>>1038037wrong, out of the pair he was the most normie-ish and even had a girl crushing on him
No. 1038045
>>1037909I have no problem bullying some scrotes from beyond the grave.
the left one is like a 5/10 maybe? He's kinda cute but needs to widen his most with some surgery and maybe some ear surgery. Idk what's wrong with his lips or jaw, but it doesn't look right. Might need a change of haircut, like a buzzcut.
The gut on the right looks helplessly inbred. The hair reminds me of this cute, young actor from like the 1920s-1960s, though I don't remember his name, it's honestly sad to see something resembling his hair on this ugly chode. In desperate need of a nose job, even more so than the guy of the left. The face seems too long. Overall 3.5/10
No. 1038048
>>1038045How about this, Eric 7/10 and Dylan 5/10
that seems fair
No. 1038053
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>>1038048Dylan is a 3.5/10- nothing more. Even then, the only thing that's stopping him from being a 3/10 is that his hair, eyes and forehead are okay. He looks like he'd come from Hasburg house
No. 1038054
>>1038050I really don't care about their looks, they are presentable for me
as I said its more about the aesthetic
No. 1038072
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>>1038061>K pop idols look better than them so nahHa ha aha Ha ha Ha ha ha haa ha Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha aha Ha ha Ha ha ha haa ha Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha aha Ha ha Ha ha ha haa ha Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha aha Ha ha Ha ha ha haa ha Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha
No
No. 1038073
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>>1037964based, what's his name? I need a third one for my holy trinity
>>1038025>They were cute and you can die mad about itFucking kek
No. 1038076
>>1038074First, there is nothing helping that honker. Second, I find it hilarious that some of you are giving beauty advice to dead school shooters
>>1038063They weren't into Cobain at all, the trenchoats were popular among edgy/gothy kids in Columbine though I don't remember the cultural inspiration. Klebold and Harris were into different music, like KMFDM, Nine Inch Nails, The Chemical Brothers etc.
No. 1038103
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y'all some dumbasses [bad variant] and i no more will sit with you in the cafeteria
No. 1038112
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life sucks I just want a time machine
No. 1038173
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No. 1038217
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>>1038198You are so funny and random I laughed out loud
No. 1038315
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look at this cat!
No. 1038337
>>1038325are you the same anon who posted "nonnalicious make these girls go quirky" or something?
i love your work
No. 1038341
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She's very cute
No. 1038346
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>>1037171Dumb ass painting warmup I did (not an artist, first time in a decade ) this bitch is mentally I’ll why are all my faces weird
No. 1038349
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No. 1038472
File: 1642963266551.png (840.04 KB, 693x937, Maudsley-Robert.png)
>>1038401>>1037872apparently the reason he's been locked in solitary for so long is that he's considered an extremely high risk prisoner and is too dangerous to be housed in general population
I remember one documentary where a guard was describing him like he was an animal, not caring about petty gang shit or smuggling that usually goes on prisons, he just straight goes for the kill without any hesitation, they were scared shitless of him
he was in for life and had nothing to lose, he was gonna kill all the child rapists and woman beaters with his bare hands
even now when he's a 68 year old man they are still scared he's gonna find some way to kill other prisoners cause god forbid a rapist gets murdered
picrel is the most recent photo of him
No. 1038525
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>>1037544i have a bunch of elliot rodger pictures saved on my phone that i use as reaction images. i know he’s a racist, sexist mass murderer, but i can’t help myself because he’s too hilarious
No. 1038540
>>1038438oh but I do, I actually despise Ethan Ralph and hope he dies in game
in real life. True alogging queen.
No. 1038551
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>>1038464something ill nver get about current year. how the legitimacy of male vs female gaze exists
simultaneously as the 98 genders claim.
No. 1038623
>>1038607kek
>>1038593you heard it here first folks on the lolcow dot com.
theyby gazy No. 1038647
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I watched Lilo and Stitch for the nostalgia last night, and came to the conclusion that Inuyasha and Stitch are basically the same person.
No. 1038699
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Been crushing on a celeb the last few months and as you do.. I've been taking in every pic that exists of him. I've never seen any hint of a bulge in any pic no matter what he's doing in the pic or how much there kinda should be one.. maybe he's a grower but still, damn
No. 1038728
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Will Clip Studio Paint nona deliver?
No. 1038797
File: 1642979529994.png (Spoiler Image,677.75 KB, 796x596, um excuse me.PNG)
I just wanted to look up point perspective tips but forgot the name for it and this was the first result jfc
No. 1038806
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I had beer yesterday and got so bloated I looked 7 months pregnant. It was even gluten free wtf
No. 1038833
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discord disabled the account I specifically made for adding people on here, what a bunch of women-hating losers
No. 1038836
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No. 1038901
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>>1038826thanks, nonita. Sorry for my lack of faith
No. 1038910
File: 1642984863357.jpg (44.75 KB, 480x720, gettyimages-956732168-15499020…)
Not gonna lie, Mugler's passing made me sad. What is happening?
No. 1038919
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>>1038911Shayna's body would be fine if you exclude the fact that she is fat and doesn't bathe
maybe if you feel like it's that bad you could excercise or something?
and portabella isn't hideous you're probably pretty cute anon
No. 1038932
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>>1038912My heart is breaking nta but damn NOOOOOOOOOO
No. 1038934
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>>1038901God anon i'm so sorry, apparently this version i was uploading is too old (from 2018) and it got corrupted, i want to kms
No. 1038942
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I guess That 70s show Mrs Kitty hair is now in
No. 1038950
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>>1038948True. She's so cute
No. 1038983
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>>1038942Don’t you dare disrespect the queen bitch
No. 1039035
File: 1642995280425.jpg (91.08 KB, 500x499, wizard.JPG)
crying over a cartoon for literal toddlers rn
No. 1039074
>>1039070its the shift when only
some people had smartphones to literally everyone.
No. 1039188
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I really don't get how east asian countries governments wonder about their birth declines and do everything from offering money to creating anime for it, but never seem to address their horrendous work and study schedules
If I was Korean and not even the least bit pink-pilled and wanted to get married and be a housewife, I wouldn't even have any time to get a boyfriend and even then my husband's single income wouldn't be able to support us either
same with China and their 996 culture
No. 1039198
>>1039188Anyone looking to break the Asian slavery system they've set up that churns out suicidal husks resembling people would be called lazy. There's a documentary on YouTube, American Factory, where Chinese employ Americans on American soil and despise them for wanting holidays off, normal weekends, unions, etc. And they all agree Americans are so lazy when many of the people there worked their asses off.
They would sooner see their population dwindle than change their skinner cage.
No. 1039207
>>1039205I wish EA exploded
Fuck EA
No. 1039212
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>>1039203Well, SK is top 3.
No. 1039219
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>>1039188South Asian here, part of my nation(the Dravidian southern regions) has an almost similar culture
not on the same level as the awfulness of Korea, Japan and China(in fact office life has far more western influences and can be pretty chill) however our schools are just as bad
we start cram schools when we're 11 as preparation for our future exams and I've had friends who study 14 hours a day for these exams their entire teenage years and you don't have any choice in subjects either, you can only choose between engineering or medical and no other subjects, we have so many doctors that Hospitals can't provide residency for them and so their only option is to leave for a western nation, so it doesn't even benefit the country as a whole
No. 1039441
File: 1643035409460.png (1.39 MB, 942x931, lunch.PNG)
I have a few small lunch bags already but I keep buying more because none of them are "perfect" to me. My coworker has a cute pikachu tote bag from Japan, so it's cute but not obnoxious and obviously meant for a kid. I'm so jealous of it.
I bought one from Target but my dumbass realized too late that I hated the ones only one handle on top and the zipper opening it up along the middle rather than a tote style. I'm using a tote style one now that my mom got for free somewhere and it does it's job fine but my stupid ass wants something functional and cute. I saw some tote style ones at Target but stock is low and people complain that it's too small but I think I'm gonna go and check it out and see just how small it is. I wish I wasn't so retarded about the things I own but I like having things that are cute and functional so I'm excited to use them everyday.
No. 1039460
File: 1643037181815.jpg (142.45 KB, 937x780, -xjea0t.jpg)
I just realized the children'sanus sperg in shay's thread may be the mommysperg in Taylor's thread.
No. 1039467
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tried listening to red scare today
No. 1039502
File: 1643041143886.png (128.73 KB, 661x202, 8893273.PNG)
>need to work out core because stronger core means less back pain
>a lot core workouts exasperate my back pain
No. 1039593
>>1039570He was at /pt checking Kiki's thread, he's a 30s something non-american latino dude so i was very surprised he even knew about lolcows let alone this niche site
>>1039572I double checked because i couldn't fucking believe it, but yeah it was lolcow, i could see some banners
No. 1039673
File: 1643047774628.png (47.74 KB, 275x275, 1634681957107.png)
>be me, 12 years old
>mildly autistic
>love to play pretend and rp with my friends
>blissfully unaware of male degeneracy on the internet
>go online and post "I love to rp :3"
>come back a moment later and open my private messages
>mfw
No. 1039926
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>>1039919Burger here, this is correct.
No. 1039935
File: 1643058603694.jpg (166.69 KB, 1004x1200, 04faaa5ba3d60e297770b6236d881c…)
90s gangsta rap is like music to my hear
No. 1039993
File: 1643061646746.jpg (Spoiler Image,758.79 KB, 1080x2312, Screenshot_20220124_225903_com…)
>>1039966italy, this guy. is known for being atheist, for some reason believes in gender id
No. 1040001
>>1039926God I miss 7/11 and their cup sizes
Getting a big gulp horchata and rolling food in the middle of Summer was my peak vacation
10/10 would go to Burgerland again
No. 1040044
File: 1643064205333.jpg (558.2 KB, 3024x4032, 7ea.jpg)
I have no horse in this race, I'm not a gym rat but I like to browse r/nattyorjuice and read their petty little discussions and maybe save some pics - for reference
No. 1040135
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>>1040134How much are they paying you, you goddamned sellout.
No. 1040141
File: 1643071381956.jpeg (227.38 KB, 945x1578, 465DF14A-F50D-421A-87D9-08F7F8…)
This is so rude to people trying to get published kek wtf
No. 1040149
>>1040141looking for a good fic on ao3 is like looking for a needle in a goddamned corn field.
on that note, i wonder why writers on ao3 are so obsessed with rape and sexual slavery? it’s fucking weird
No. 1040152
File: 1643072039698.jpg (114.92 KB, 768x1024, Yellowjackets_101_2278_R.jpg)
I think I'm going to be Misty from Yellowjackets for Halloween this year. I never dress up but this keeps popping up… Plus I like when a costume has glasses that already look like mine
No. 1040285
File: 1643081802057.jpg (66.56 KB, 509x675, 0bf580539f1d08c8b292611d3bbab0…)
Has a 3d male ever looked better than this in any media ever?
No. 1040299
File: 1643082529361.jpeg (62.64 KB, 500x638, iu-75.jpeg)
This hot hot hot guy I know sent a pic of his legs in the bathtub lol and he said 'you joining in next time?'. He's out of the country right now but when he gets back I'll be able to get free public transport.. Should I go over to his 2 by 2 meter student houding and lets him fuck my brains out. It'll be my first time and I really like him he's nice and funny and passoniate and driven he compliments my drawings and he'shot too. And he looks like Varg Vikernes when he was still hot. Should I? Fuck it. I'm gonna fuck him, and no one will stop me!
No. 1040354
File: 1643086344510.jpg (135.53 KB, 913x538, Screenshot_20220124-200940.jpg)
Tuckerfags btfo
No. 1040369
>>1040352Oh I've met him before, he's just a regular dude so it's no big deal. I suppose when he gets back he'll be living with his mom for a while too so I'm not gonna be alone with him lol, also I don't mind getting killed so it's all cool. Imma get some geeky blackmetalhead scrote dick, my teenage fantasy mmmm
Also I shouldn't post when I'm drunk because I read my posts from last night what the fuck man lol. Still gonna go down on him though he's actually lovely, he's so friendly and chill I really like him not just because he's hot but he's real interesting and down to earth
No. 1040399
File: 1643092457704.png (384.12 KB, 686x651, 1490664720229.png)
>>1040354Where's the proofs?
No. 1040416
>>1040369>also I don't mind getting killed so it's all cool. Yeah I think like this too from time to time and then I think of
Junko Furuta and other cases like that. Getting killed isn't the worst thing that you are risking.
I hope you are right and the guy is normal, good that his mother will be around I guess
hope she isn't helping him facilitate murders. Take safety precautions Nona, like telling a friend where are you going and maybe to check on you at some time.
No. 1040489
File: 1643101435622.jpg (221.28 KB, 985x906, lol.jpg)
No. 1040588
File: 1643110462810.png (192.11 KB, 384x380, let me tell you about hate.png)
>>1040489I would kill every CIA employee right now if I could I am manifesting my rage I am pressing a button and pretending they're all dying, I feel a lot better now,
No. 1040634
File: 1643115002989.jpg (412.39 KB, 1074x1876, IMG_20220125_134740.jpg)
What the fuck lmfao. I thought Utada Hikaru is the only retarded one
No. 1040654
>>1040493Which parts in particular make you sad?
Google street view hopping is an interesting hobby
No. 1040681
>>1039203Because some of us are from worse shit-tier countries and Japan actually provides us a way better life. Not everyone is from a rich northwestern European country
nonny.
No. 1040682
File: 1643119853162.png (395.19 KB, 689x492, napopo my beloved.png)
Napoleonfags unite
No. 1040690
>>1040682genuine autism and you'll
trigger Egyptian anon
No. 1040691
File: 1643120360975.png (411.3 KB, 680x680, a26.png)
>>1040554This is so fucking cute I'm gonna send it to all the math nerds in my life
No. 1040725
File: 1643122804008.png (247.17 KB, 712x400, 1-28 _ is your bird overweight…)
the word "obese" cracks me up so much it doesn't sound like a medical diagnosis it sounds so dramatic and mean
No. 1040751
>>1040747Please share photos of cats, thank.
How do the cats react to the roomba? I’ve considered getting one but my boi is a spaz
No. 1040819
>>1040416Ahh thank you a lot nonna, he's coming back in september so I got plenty of time to make up my mind lol but I'll try and be as safe as possible!
Also I shouldn't get drunk anymore and post.. Because I posted some bullshit somewhere else too and what the fuck man
No. 1040849
File: 1643128623400.jpg (80.41 KB, 640x640, Fzst0Jo_NHTsRZTDyd2StDa823kMPM…)
I don't understand the intense thirst some people have for giant dudes, for me the perfect height range is 6-6'2-ish
I don't think I'd enjoy being with someone taller then that
No. 1040965
>>1040693exactly, don't forget you're princess forever
works great for husbandos
No. 1041102
File: 1643139338230.jpeg (56.95 KB, 1080x460, Screenshot_20220125-203016~3.j…)
Saw this from a scrotey discord I'm in and it's just funny, pornsick men are so fucking stupid
No. 1041111
File: 1643139650751.jpeg (407.66 KB, 687x963, corey.jpeg)
LISTEN UP, HERE WE GO
SAW THE NEW KID, MOVING IN, SAW HER CUTE BUM
AND I'M OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE FOR HAVING SOME FUN
>YOU BETTER CALM DOWN CORY
MY DICK IS UP, AN ALL-OUT PARTY IN MY PANTS HAS STARTED
MR. PRESIDENT, THE AGE OF CONSENT IS JUST TOO FAR
>YOUR TEENAGE YEARS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
>OH SHIT IT'S
CORY, CORY, CORY, IN THE HOUSE
CORY, CORY, CORY, SHIT, GET OUT
HE'S GONNA TOUCH YOU IN BAD PLACES GONNA GET LOCKED UP WITH A TATTOOED RACIST
HE'S BENT OVER, READY TO BE RAMMED
GOTTA RUN CUZ CORY'S IN THE HOUSE
CORY'S IN THE HOUSE
No. 1041113
File: 1643139669367.jpeg (245.72 KB, 1280x720, 7370E934-CE38-4E5F-943D-E5E04E…)
>>1037171Malibu’s Most Wanted is absolutely hilarious please watch it for a stupid laugh
No. 1041153
File: 1643141263719.jpeg (53.57 KB, 501x611, the.jpeg)
Cesare Borgia…
No. 1041247
>>1041220Mmmm I want potato salad
My tip is red pepper powder in potato salad
No. 1041293
File: 1643147164729.jpg (24.66 KB, 600x405, BptVE1JIEAAA3dT.jpg)
>>1041283like this maybe? if it backfires at least
No. 1041297
>>1041285Men in my country are 5'7 at most i'm not flexing how "smol" i am, actually i think 6'2 is
way too tall and not average
>>1041293kek
No. 1041309
File: 1643147935351.jpg (73.38 KB, 1024x718, Tumblr_l_95347077832494.jpg)
My professor is such a cow. She spent like 15 minutes telling us the story about how she and her husband got into a relationship, which happened when she went on a "friend date" with him while his girlfriend was away and he ended up cheating on his girlfriend with her at the end of the date. Yes she knew about the girlfriend. Why she felt the need to share this on the second day of class, I don't know
No. 1041324
File: 1643148764717.jpg (129.93 KB, 960x1280, bear.jpg)
>>1041314I have a similar bear but because it's 3D I read it as marsupial rather than narcissist
No. 1041330
File: 1643149031833.jpg (477.53 KB, 782x1602, aa.jpg)
Why do Americans go out in public dressed like this? So embarrassing.
No. 1041337
File: 1643149365683.jpg (3.38 MB, 4032x3024, Twin.jpg)
>>1041324Yours looks like a little alien bear bursting out of its stomach
Here's mine, he's 23 years old
No. 1041349
File: 1643150071438.png (4.46 KB, 123x124, Beneath a Steel Sky, TEDDY BEA…)
>>1041337Teddy Bear Sweater!
No. 1041353
>>1041345A pair of jeans is completely fine though imo, but something like that
>>1041330 is just asking to be publicly humiliated, it looks like pyjamas.
No. 1041496
>>1041353jeans aren't comfortable and where i live people
do go out in literal pjs so sweatpants wouldn't faze anyone (and is also common as well)
No. 1041542
File: 1643161524001.jpeg (55.17 KB, 347x557, main-qimg-8f83e5faa5dfe7af8386…)
i think disneyposting should be banned
No. 1041545
File: 1643161740619.jpeg (Spoiler Image,4.5 MB, 4032x3024, 14690BDB-206B-471B-B6C6-AF2A2A…)
>walking into rest stop
>man in front of me is wearing the shirt
>I can’t take it it’s too good
> hold in the noise I make
> friend surprises me with shirt a few weeks later
No. 1041549
File: 1643162446676.png (324.72 KB, 700x686, 1659674730576.png)
It's not even funny anymore, I wish so badly that I could spend my life together with another woman. I would be the perfect husband(female)
No. 1041560
>>1041545trashy yet exquisite taste,
nonny.
No. 1041568
File: 1643163713942.jpg (139.19 KB, 900x1200, catsandkitten.jpg)
I've never been into thrifting, but I'm so tempted to start just so I can find sweaters and reuse the yarn.
No. 1041594
File: 1643165970028.png (29.86 KB, 590x104, Screen Shot 2022-01-25 at 6.55…)
kek i will never get over this dude thinking he's some sort of celebrity on here. he does know we can just collapse the dead threads he keeps bumping, right?
No. 1041845
File: 1643191076581.jpg (80.97 KB, 540x540, 1609588391662.jpg)
After years of hoarding things I bought to sell, I'm finally opening an online shop.
The last straw that made me really want to stop procrastinating was seeing how many fucking cows have a thriving shop, If fucking Phoebe had thousands of sales on Etsy with those shitty pins and stickers EVERYONE can do it. (I will not sell grifting stickers, I got mostly glassware)
No. 1041889
File: 1643196299462.jpeg (49.41 KB, 640x459, 15418A70-69B3-4E8B-867A-8740CF…)
my vegan ass having to carry meat sausages everywhere when i’m walking the dog because thats the only way he’ll listen to me
No. 1041931
File: 1643199298223.jpeg (830.76 KB, 1242x1230, 1557843171003.jpeg)
>>1041895You probably don't have a nice looking bellybutton as mine tbf.
No. 1042105
File: 1643210487082.gif (343.92 KB, 220x264, dance.gif)
I'm about to piss off incels with no chance at life again sorry if we get a flood of basement dwellers
No. 1042530
File: 1643228736697.jpg (538.09 KB, 971x2898, Screenshot_20220126-222358_Chr…)
jfc
No. 1042564
File: 1643229972571.jpeg (86.41 KB, 446x400, E22B0DF9-68BE-4E0E-9DFB-C1E4FA…)
>>1042550This is so gross kek.
No. 1042611
File: 1643231598620.jpeg (352.41 KB, 828x864, 2DC31958-2AEE-4665-BEC7-50F814…)
Since we’re allowing kpop now I just have to post my oppa
No. 1042671
File: 1643233769807.png (31.88 KB, 253x191, 3465rh24gw23r2rwef.png)
I accidentally bought sugar free cornflakes and they're so fucking gross
No. 1042678
File: 1643233917908.jpeg (18.06 KB, 225x225, BB7305DE-089B-418B-A6CD-704DBA…)
>>1042671Just drop one of these bad boys in the bowl of cereal of enjoy.
No. 1042683
File: 1643234138762.png (277.51 KB, 874x688, wtf.png)
wtf is going on at /g??
No. 1042706
File: 1643235139487.png (636.26 KB, 816x1352, 5804367098350953802741128.png)
'tis a dark, dark, day on lolcow.gov
No. 1042710
File: 1643235276469.jpg (70.75 KB, 1000x550, Jared-Harris-und-Tobias-Menzie…)
>>1042706based the terror stacy fighting the kpoop menace
No. 1042713
File: 1643235393172.jpg (156.88 KB, 1024x768, Tumblr_l_533347099153522.jpg)
>>1042709>>1042706Okay, what forsaken thread are they posting in, I'm about to head over and bully some Beckies.
No. 1042725
File: 1643235657324.jpg (27.83 KB, 930x558, 549.jpg)
>>1042712This is how they force their own containment thread into being. We must stand up for our digital spaces and take charge.
No. 1042732
File: 1643235830346.jpg (166.38 KB, 933x987, tumblr_36a883ad4827db40919eb57…)
if i see that fucking kpop moid gif one more time
No. 1042733
>>1042712it's not like all asian men are alien fetus looking fuckers, but damn kpop idols do not set a good precedent for them
some of the idols weren't even ugly before they botched themselves up, the obsession with that industry in consistently trying to keep older idols looking 18 and botching young idols even younger is disgusting and disturbing
No. 1042738
File: 1643235972055.png (785.2 KB, 800x800, 12925_Chester_s_Flamin__Hot_Fr…)
>>1042731SpongeBob games are fun and underrated, played 2 of them on various consoles when I was on house arrest
No. 1042742
File: 1643236017574.jpeg (86.56 KB, 1206x321, imgonline.jpeg)
>>1042706>>1042709choachancafe or more specifically, the dumbass shit thread over there is raiding. Seems like they're really upset you can't use roastie over here kek
No. 1042762
>>1042753that place seems dead af, seems like only two posters max are bragging about posting here. You dont want to admit that 1/4 of lolcow posters are kpop fans too.
>>1042757you are the reason why this sperging started in the first place.
No. 1042765
File: 1643236803733.jpg (139.49 KB, 1080x609, Screenshot_20220126-163850.jpg)
>>1042749>>1042742Srs question, do you think they're all about 15 or are they more like pic related
No. 1042776
File: 1643236963977.png (90.65 KB, 530x404, 1617946014945.png)
faq k-poopies! there was a reason why their spreging ended up being bannable. let enjoy this day by staring at cute doodles. i genuinely feel horrible for these brainwashed morons, but what can you do
No. 1042798
File: 1643237520646.png (67.43 KB, 594x457, insanity.png)
kek which one of you posted this?
No. 1042805
File: 1643237642406.jpg (108.12 KB, 679x403, 1640765214904.jpg)
>>1042802Lol I want a Paris Hilton version of pic related
No. 1042808
File: 1643237764952.jpeg (26.6 KB, 750x519, FJlXhbZUYAMGWgz.jpeg)
No. 1042823
>>1042742Is it just those anons that were mad at the kpop stuff that went down in the Celebcow thread yesterday? This is so fucking dumb.
>>1042809I love this lmao
No. 1042824
File: 1643238034054.jpeg (46.99 KB, 300x300, 2E4D08D8-2ED3-47A1-A24E-D8C96F…)
>>1042712Curse you and your stupid takes
No. 1042842
File: 1643238399608.png (7.43 KB, 688x168, sure jan.PNG)
>>1042823Samefag, but, why are they acting like ccc is super active in the first place? Sure their dumbass shit and BTS thread is active, but the rest of the site is pretty dead.
No. 1042846
File: 1643238426525.jpg (438.42 KB, 1768x925, n84tf1vesye21__01.jpg)
Hello visitors, enjoy your stay, please remember that your oppa oppa would like you more if you cleaned your room and bathed regularly and didn't swear at your mom
No. 1042868
File: 1643238747277.gif (8.8 MB, 640x478, exo-suho.gif)
hey so i heard you all like kpop?
No. 1042933
File: 1643239870745.jpg (152.1 KB, 692x716, Tumblr_l_55342862118001.jpg)
Ignore kpop embrace babushka
No. 1042965
File: 1643240430119.jpg (317.07 KB, 1600x800, H2x1_NSwitch_CollarXMalice_ima…)
anons…….Should I put Collar x Malice or Code Realize otome game to my birthday wishlist
No. 1042975
>>1042968Less boring, as in? Is the romance way better there?
>>1042970Thank you anon!
>>1042972No one really cares about asian actors, and farmers seem to love seiyuus a lot. its just the k-pop stuff. And I haven't seen people complain over 'feminine men', they are being posted on /g/ a lot…
No. 1042981
File: 1643241065042.jpg (Spoiler Image,210.75 KB, 976x998, Screenshot_20220126-174404.jpg)
>>1042978
/g/ always shits the site up
No. 1042988
File: 1643241356297.png (513.61 KB, 584x572, Screen Shot 2021-10-28 at 10.0…)
>>1042978
who cares kek so some 15 year olds are mad someone had a stupid opinion about asian men and thought it would be funny to spam here? wow they sure showed us
No. 1043016
File: 1643243545912.jpg (139.23 KB, 903x768, crackcocaine.JPG)
I just typed up a whole new Youtube thread with actual links to the milk in the thread but it moves so slowly idk when it'll be needed and i'll probably miss when it is needed I wish I was an 80s business woman doing cocaine
No. 1043053
File: 1643246438688.gif (49.95 KB, 220x275, 12DDB77B-E5E1-40B9-900F-BAFD09…)
Watching to see if Russia invades Ukraine with the sort of detached fascination you can only have after losing all hope in modern civilization.
No. 1043128
>>1043114>>1043114Does anyone want to be single forever? I do
>third dateI don't know if I want to share my quirks
>literally just oversharedMaybe it would be helpful to think about what you actually want/what you're comfortable sharing before going any further with this guy
No. 1043149
File: 1643256735966.jpg (97.84 KB, 660x660, Tumblr_l_172481252628941.jpg)
>>1043145>>1043126>>1043110Males dont deserve to moan and cum
No. 1043154
File: 1643257093894.jpeg (8.64 KB, 259x194, hair.jpeg)
How TF does the UK not enforce a law for Boris Johnson to get regular hair cuts? Has he never seen what he looks like??? It's embarrassing for him and everyone in the UK.
No. 1043161
File: 1643257769744.jpg (98.68 KB, 634x674, IRDI7WN.jpg)
>>1043154This is the face he'd make when grunting and sweating on top of you
No. 1043162
>>1043110if he’s gay then that’s normal
if he’s not then he’s probably getting his ass ate or fingered by his gf
No. 1043165
File: 1643258003240.jpeg (6.63 KB, 300x168, glorioushair.jpeg)
>>1043161Oh plz no I'm picturing his hair getting even more gross with the sweat. This is not the role playing fan fic I want to be reading tonight
>>1043164Boris Johnson moans
No. 1043169
File: 1643258190316.jpg (66.77 KB, 500x493, 98fc611d2c651484ac452445591687…)
>>1043162>randomly moaning is normal for gay menSo it's just ambient homosexual noises?
No. 1043171
File: 1643258252504.png (88.05 KB, 866x881, Minnie-Mouse-pantsuit.png)
Stella McCartney designed a pantsuit for Minnie for one of the Disney parks in Paris, and now I guess people are mad because how dare a female rat wear pants despite the fact that she has worn pants before this. If anything they should be mad that the suit is ugly.
No. 1043189
File: 1643259286653.png (557.7 KB, 681x800, TgZose3.png)
No. 1043192
File: 1643259412197.png (33.36 KB, 609x156, Screenshot 2022-01-26 11.56.04…)
>>1043185Average and boringgggg
No. 1043194
File: 1643259476186.png (10.6 KB, 300x180, trousers.png)
>>1043171where are people mad, I want to read what possible objections they could have to rat pants
No. 1043197
>>1043187Interesting
>>1043192BOOOOOOOOOOH
No. 1043202
>>1043198No, is healthy and normal, you americans are deranged for using feet
>>1043199I have to cover my mouth because i'm very noisy, i can't help it and is very embarrasing
No. 1043217
>>1043202>>1043199Same, I'm super noisy and I didn't grow up with porn at all. Spoiler for tmi:
once I was drunk doing it with a friend of my and he literally had to cover up my mouth and it was actually kinda hot>>1043198lmao american measure shit in guns and burgers, the whole rest of the world uses metric.
No. 1043218
>>1043199I only moan if I'm there and it's really fucking good. It's only one moan though. Otherwise I'm silent. Happens like once every month or two.
But with another person, I'm a fucking opera singer kek. It's so much more fun to be loud.
No. 1043251
File: 1643264442829.gif (950.94 KB, 275x155, sad.gif)
No. 1043306
File: 1643271228873.png (Spoiler Image,1.55 KB, 153x229, Homosuck_Karkat.png)
My blood is really light and I keep eating stuff I'm not supposed to. I think I might be low on iron.
No. 1043323
File: 1643272854556.jpeg (143.04 KB, 926x1156, 1643231859934.jpeg)
how do you reply ?
No. 1043327
File: 1643273177510.jpeg (164.76 KB, 1101x1399, D3E74A86-D046-4A00-ABEB-3DDD15…)
>>1043323Fictional tho, I don’t fuck with 3D
No. 1043332
File: 1643273543967.jpeg (82.88 KB, 800x600, 2F19CC93-8E56-4DC7-BA5F-5CA19A…)
i will forever always read this as tit leest in my head
No. 1043426
File: 1643283509214.jpg (93.62 KB, 836x622, my noggin is joggin and runnin…)
>>1043323that's uhh not i don't think that's uhhh up for uhhhh discussion it's not you're uh you know you're it's not you're business ummmm so uh you know don't just don't i'm going through uh it's like why
No. 1043451
File: 1643286803248.jpg (73.65 KB, 795x500, mozart.jpg)
It's his birthday today. Say something nice!
No. 1043482
File: 1643290716604.jpeg (179.56 KB, 850x1340, A708981A-F752-4371-9565-EEA7DC…)
>>1043476
What the fuck?
No. 1043488
File: 1643291809139.png (858.98 KB, 1240x874, products-mirabell-mozartkugeln…)
>>1043451I like his little balls.
No. 1043495
File: 1643292426390.jpeg (67.19 KB, 768x576, 10C7CB70-BDF3-459F-AC1C-664298…)
>>1043483BBC (big bach cock)
No. 1043503
File: 1643293271228.png (359.46 KB, 998x463, lolcow.PNG)
I started watching mindhunter and i just to pause at this to show you (banned)nonitas
No. 1043527
File: 1643296896447.jpeg (324.31 KB, 1080x1080, F6FD002E-D25B-46F6-B4A8-640E4E…)
>>1043502thanks
nonnie! he kind of looks like a Finnish spitz! we're not sure of the breed though
No. 1043707
>>1043681It’s been on lc for longer than that, but I don’t know if it was elsewhere before then. All I know is that I saw it used in a makeup sub, we’re doomed.
Fuck whichever of you bitches is handing the sacred word out to wokeshit bdsm poly hos
No. 1043927
File: 1643314336473.gif (4.49 KB, 120x132, 2630574gw78f5ef71.gif)
>>1043918No bully. Only bagel.
No. 1043936
File: 1643314570113.jpg (32.57 KB, 735x435, 0f56bd4c5fa4e611fa4a84802572eb…)
>>1043926You are all very based then
No. 1043939
File: 1643314723605.png (386.78 KB, 538x317, tybg.png)
How does Lil B feel about this I wonder
No. 1043950
>>1043939So there is a spectrum? Woke <> based? What about retarded
>>1043926?
I think that means there's a quadrant , based to woke, retaded to ____. I don't know what that word would be bc I've never experienced anything but retardation here. Maybe autistic?
No. 1043961
>>1043950it's based<>cringe, these people are out of touch
possibly retarded<>redpilled in that case
No. 1043976
File: 1643315845253.jpeg (42.67 KB, 500x347, 41919C6F-F3CB-46A0-BBB4-7638B3…)
>>1043962You right you right
No. 1043980
File: 1643315924569.jpg (153.87 KB, 1080x949, Screenshot_20220127-143836.jpg)
>>1043962I eat raw toast sometimes
No. 1043990
>>1043962Bagels, like many Pokémon, go through evolution. Boil>bake>toast.
Toast is just the final stage of their evolution and not allowing them to achieve this stage is basically stunting them and should be considered cruelty. But like breeding dogs into deformities, people eating raw bagels is just another way the human race has perverted nature.
No. 1043999
File: 1643316490454.jpg (40.33 KB, 459x612, gettyimages-672202583-612x612.…)
>>1043990Raw bagel eaters have chipped nails and don't pay their bills
No. 1044013
File: 1643316949579.gif (57.26 KB, 500x338, 6a4.gif)
>>1044009Only if its through the center of a bagel.
No. 1044014
>>1044012Girl, girl, girl, I make bagels for a
living, do not step up to me.
No. 1044019
>>1044017refer to
>>1043457 you gotta chew that shit like 35 times.
No. 1044021
File: 1643317091306.gif (946.35 KB, 460x259, 70DD346A-9B75-4843-9EE2-67536E…)
BAGEL BATTLE 2022
No. 1044028
>>1044017samefag also
>>1044012i'm underweight
No. 1044032
File: 1643317510383.jpg (49.23 KB, 640x640, 2ee072a7823c44e5847f6c96c2dc32…)
Please stop bagelposting, I'm keto.
No. 1044040
>>1044033I wish I could make you bagels
nonnie, I just made some sesame seed ones. Boiled in honey water before baking, Montreal style.
No. 1044043
File: 1643317816476.jpeg (488.57 KB, 750x709, D1D57FA0-C433-4DE4-B57B-71834A…)
can I get a virtual hug? please don’t leave me hanging
No. 1044047
File: 1643317846150.jpg (119.54 KB, 1024x740, everythingbagels_hotforfood_fi…)
>>1044038Herb and garlic cream cheese on a warm everything bagel is how I know God is real
No. 1044048
File: 1643317888864.jpg (130.27 KB, 960x960, FB_IMG_1493054444775.jpg)
>>1044043I will hug you millions
No. 1044052
File: 1643318113484.jpg (86.46 KB, 1080x346, Screenshot_20220127-123206.jpg)
Can anyone give me a coven invite
No. 1044064
>>1044043hug for you
>>1044048hug for you
>>1044032looks like you drew the wildcard, have a hug anonna
No. 1044069
>>1044048fuck yeah cute cat
nonnie >>1044064KEK the wildcard
No. 1044076
File: 1643319478922.jpg (677.68 KB, 1920x1264, milan-nikolic-char-3-1-copy.jp…)
I used to be into robots and knights and aliens but then I found my husbando and now I only have eyes for him. I wish I could go crazy over them again but they are not my love. feels bad…
No. 1044082
File: 1643320326393.jpeg (27.32 KB, 600x600, CC8A300B-8D24-4C77-8253-81C0BB…)
Should I get a frog tattoo
No. 1044095
File: 1643321268649.jpeg (53.94 KB, 543x589, 7F333D42-3DAD-4FF7-B62F-7163B8…)
>>1044089I need approval from more than just sanic no offense to him
>>1044090It’d be my first and probably only tattoo. I’m thinking 2 inches on my left outer shoulder and similar to picrel but maybe just a black and white outline
No. 1044137
>>1044098Thanks nonna, this is sound advice. I have this plushie back at home and I miss it everyday but I don't want to make my mom send it to me when I can just pick it up next time I'm back. I figured that doing something impulsive and dumb today would cheer me up because I haven't been well lately but I should probably do something less permanent today and save this for the future.
>>1044102ily, one day hopefully I'll get it ♥
No. 1044138
File: 1643322511786.gif (1.13 MB, 480x392, 1643305005997.gif)
If you think about it, he's riding the panda
No. 1044253
File: 1643329370260.png (36.8 KB, 720x475, Screenshot_20220127-152143~2.p…)
>>1044250Samefag but this one made me chuckle
No. 1044270
File: 1643330424493.jpg (19.2 KB, 480x480, 5498764b2c21c_-_hbz-bucket-bag…)
>>1044253Is this a scrote?
No. 1044280
>>1044270this is the only
valid scrote
No. 1044289
>>1044284You're right, AS/SP/DT are pretty mean-spirited and low-vibrational
i still like all of them. I'd put Always Sunny on that list too. KOTH is wholesome and you don't feel like an asshole for laughing
No. 1044319
File: 1643335129999.jpg (67.82 KB, 444x1024, 1643297616042m.jpg)
What did they mean by this
No. 1044348
File: 1643337064789.gif (339.14 KB, 112x112, 1611657976704.gif)
The people calling you a "terf" now are the same people who would've called you a "feminazi" back in 2016.
No. 1044578
File: 1643360632089.jpg (213.9 KB, 1280x720, 2022012808583000-57B4628D22672…)
It's my day off so I'm downloading the new pokemon and doing my washing for the week. Happy Friday yall. I bought a switch in December after earning it myself and it brings me so much joy
No. 1044588
File: 1643361238681.jpg (207.58 KB, 848x1024, 2111rement___taisho_household_…)
I want this miniature kit so so bad. It's so cute. But I don't have the money for it at all.
No. 1044612
>>1044596I've made some stuff before, both from scratch and from kits. I really wanna do a traditional japanese house due to a new doll I got
and also because I love them, but when I look at the tutorials they are so intimidating! I've thought about buying either the nendoroid one or the re-sent one if I ever have the money, because I don't know if I can do the sliding door mechanisms
This person has the exact kit that I want on their handmade house! So cute!
No. 1044639
File: 1643364144783.png (177.76 KB, 374x376, 010.png)
>2022
>there's still men out there who casually do family guy impressions mid-conversation
And the fucked-up thing is I still have a crush on a guy who does this. I know it's cringe and each time he goes "nyeheheheh" I fucking want to die. Kill me please.
No. 1044647
>>1044639Oh my god I was not ready for that spoiler.
Farmers truly are the most depraved
No. 1044678
File: 1643368421652.jpg (288.57 KB, 1080x1644, Screenshot_20220128_120830.jpg)
I'm in the car with my dad and they just told this story on the radio, I said that I feel kind of bad for the guys, and my dad said "I don't, they're pigs" wtf I love my dad now????
No. 1044714
>>1044284might be slightly unrelated since it's a kid's show but this kind of writing is why i started disliking the later seasons of that gumball cartoon, felt like the writers were just venting their frustrations and using some characters as a mouthpiece at times
>>1044682>This is why I don't take the people are hilariousnani
No. 1044847
File: 1643385015573.jpg (44.38 KB, 960x960, 1638580879548.jpg)
Why the fuck jannies deleted the /g/'s bussy thread? That legitimately was the best thread we've had there in a while
No. 1044855
File: 1643385547728.png (97.41 KB, 295x243, unnamed.png)
Just got updates from friends about one of my personal cows throwing a tantrum because she can't afford all the expensive weebshit she wants (ahem, needs) and it's so funny. I love hating on this bitch so much. It's not much to compare myself to her since she is bottom of the barrel pitiful at this point, but I still revel in the schadenfreude considering what an awful cunt she is to everyone around her.
No. 1044872
File: 1643386716772.jpg (297.96 KB, 900x721, Tumblr_l_130204308039912.jpg)
I wish an anon could come get lunch with me i get kinda lonely sometimes during the week
No. 1044909
File: 1643388872846.png (441.11 KB, 940x940, 791FD05B-A137-4208-BEE2-47E1FE…)
i find the neopets fairies to be extremely well drawn. but im not gay
No. 1045016
>>1044989fukkn same and then sometimes i try to come up with a pw and i'm like "ohhh its someone/something i love ill never forget, unless i'm a terrible asshole " whelp im a terrible asshole AND locked out of my accts
fuck it
fuck passwords
No. 1045023
File: 1643395349132.jpg (199.65 KB, 810x1024, 26784247ab1de5146dd0b701846ef5…)
Found this image while looking at 80s hairstyles and I love it
No. 1045061
File: 1643397231318.jpg (392.71 KB, 1600x1067, BJCSRental031121_GettyImages-1…)
why
No. 1045063
File: 1643397351486.png (90.81 KB, 957x650, 2022-01-28 201251.png)
you know that "libs of tiktok" twitter account that posts cringey tiktoks? I want to make one that's "libs of ao3" and post shit like this
No. 1045252
File: 1643404522247.jpg (142.06 KB, 600x941, hashbrowns1.jpg)
I ate the whole carton. All 7 servings.
No. 1045273
>>1044578How are you liking it so far,
nonny? I just had to put it down because I started playing it after I finished work and then suddenly it was six hours later. It’s so fun!
No. 1045292
File: 1643405633985.jpg (354.3 KB, 589x1342, How do you do fellow women.jpg)
Lol
No. 1045298
File: 1643405944885.gif (Spoiler Image,1.68 MB, 275x155, 1643403218963.gif)
>>1045292Kek. Reminds me of picrel
No. 1045363
>>1045358kek her eyebrows
trigger meeee
>>1045356zoomers are LARPing the past that bad huh? they arent creative enough to come up with tumblr originals themselves???
No. 1045377
File: 1643410201604.jpeg (68.88 KB, 636x421, A6AC0C78-E77E-4DAC-85FA-9F5E68…)
Okay I’m seriously having Mandela effect over this who the fuck is they guy second from the right?? Literally have no recollection of ever seeing him in 1D
No. 1045384
File: 1643410617086.jpg (184.15 KB, 1639x2000, 950013e5c4325678564c3fca98eada…)
>>1045377it's Liam, he's definitely been there since the beginning, I distinctly remember being 12 and telling my friends how much I hated his short hair
No. 1045493
File: 1643419754996.jpeg (89.15 KB, 615x918, C163FF00-D1C7-4FC1-AAC8-404BDA…)
I miss her nonnies sad face emoji
No. 1045689
File: 1643442249866.jpeg (2.84 MB, 4096x4096, 7710B9DA-B6BB-480B-A579-DE44C7…)
I forgotten what I was going to write waaahhhh
No. 1045704
File: 1643444191200.jpeg (32.16 KB, 675x675, DCDB26A4-E1EF-4829-A1DB-27377F…)
THE LORDT WE'RE DOING THE LORDT'S WORK OUT HERE YOU FEEUL
No. 1045710
>>1045704Looks like a chapstick with nothing to judge the scale. The metal ring at the bottom is the only thing giving it away.
Well, that and the text on the bottle but let's pretend we can't read.
No. 1045734
File: 1643448277642.jpeg (530.31 KB, 729x1536, 94A5167E-6E67-4927-B216-153988…)
>>1045690I’m exactly the same way and I’m glad someone else said it! Especially hate it when people who have only played NH say it’s fine and they like playing it, like you have no idea how it used to be stfu. Animal crossing elitists rise up. Also Raymond is fucking ugly hate his design, he looks like a fucking deviantart oc with the retarded heterochromia
No. 1045736
File: 1643448428130.jpeg (112.93 KB, 993x1200, AFAF3B12-E117-4925-8B9B-06C4C9…)
He’s gonna freak ya mind
No. 1045779
>>1045775Samefag, same thing with edible plates. The plate is there so your food doesn't touch the table. If you eat the plate that was on the table what's the point.
These edible products are made by germs for germs, no other explanation.
No. 1045785
File: 1643454741659.jpg (68.74 KB, 1300x1390, ediblecutleryproductmanager.jp…)
>>1045779Pic related: their product manager
No. 1045807
File: 1643458220533.jpg (56.87 KB, 738x366, 4cc6a43752c154e766b21938120fb5…)
>>1045790your post reminded me of this book series about immortals that I really liked as a teenager but never finished, I think because the last one hadn't been translated into my language yet? i dont want to recommend it in case 16 year old me had shit taste and it's actually not as good as I remember but yeah you can look into it if you want to read something exploring that concept
No. 1045809
File: 1643458291430.png (336.25 KB, 530x622, mhorse.PNG)
I love this nonnas
No. 1045810
File: 1643458298325.jpeg (Spoiler Image,271.36 KB, 1200x1597, 5ebb232c823c2c7c0a1a62ff.jpeg)
>>1045807also the original covers are ugly so look at the italian one
No. 1045917
File: 1643470318590.jpg (32.55 KB, 392x494, Screenshot_6.jpg)
Youtube recommended this Wayne Goss video to me and when I glanced at the thumbnail I legit thought it's about a sex toy kek
No. 1045975
File: 1643474609126.jpeg (Spoiler Image,1.66 MB, 1339x2048, 3B250878-09CF-4803-B8CC-E1A310…)
>>1037337I know this is responding to a week old post but idc Speaking of hot goat people, I have slight heart palpitations for the great goat from berserk.
No. 1046001
File: 1643476561797.png (243.63 KB, 746x746, 291848963256.PNG)
>>1045917So many beauty products look vaguely like sex toys, I swear
No. 1046017
>>1045690I can never tell if I just grew out of animal crossing games or there’s just something fundamentally wrong with NH. It has cool features but I can’t play that shit for longer than 45 minutes, whereas NL and WW had me staying up all night and day. I think the NH islands suck ass. At least the island in New Leaf had games and good beetles. NH just has the occasional villager and (if lucky) a flat layout to try and catch tarantulas/scorpions. I guess the best way I can test to see if I’ve simply lost interest in the series is to pull out the old games and give them a try again.
One thing I am confident about though is how much the NH soundtrack sucks. NL’s soundtrack had so many good tracks.
ALSO FUCK TOOLS THAT BREAK. What an awful feature.
No. 1046021
File: 1643477849441.gif (31.48 KB, 112x54, 569135ey9sbfepm4 (1).gif)
>>1046015WILD WORLD
NEW LEAF
WILD WORLD
NEW LEAF
WILD WORLD
NEW LEAF
No. 1046030
File: 1643478730469.jpeg (53.57 KB, 499x570, CCE02951-F120-4875-8AF7-6DB178…)
No. 1046099
File: 1643481826930.jpg (282.26 KB, 840x736, lmao.jpg)
I just remembered that anon who tried to stole a cat from homeless person KEK
No. 1046208
File: 1643487184770.jpeg (74.65 KB, 640x868, 787A93C6-0F81-477F-AD98-01A95B…)
No. 1046245
File: 1643491635976.png (200.63 KB, 473x302, 1602567662915.png)
>>1046240Wish I could. The more anyone tries to help her, the more she acts out. She's addicted to negative attention and doc shops for drugs.
No. 1046259
File: 1643492985146.jpg (169.5 KB, 1800x1920, 20220129_081429.jpg)
My guilty pleasure is when I stumble upon some rando's art on twitter/tumblr and can see "ehehe, you traced that". Obviously I wouldn't laugh at kids for tracing, the author of this is 27.
No. 1046320
File: 1643497760254.png (3.9 KB, 472x88, sasfdfsdfsf.png)
what is it I ain't clicking that shit
No. 1046327
File: 1643498203423.jpeg (89.48 KB, 500x677, 614c15f4311088278c5ab000_500_6…)
my dirty ass roommate is moving out in under two weeks~ can't wait to have loud sex and clean counters woop woop
No. 1046478
>>1046442When parts of the image have very different skill levels. For example, if you look at the boot soles and thighs, there's a high level of understanding 3d space. But then you look at the arms and see a much lower level, one is bent like a noodle and awkwardly connected to the shoulder. And the upper part of the boots also looks "disconnected", not like something you'd get if you constructed it like the lower part.
>>1046462>You sound like a person who will be petrified of trying and enjoying anything new as you get older.That's exactly what tracers are though! They are afraid of fucking up or having bad results so they use help, you think it's a shortcut but if you do it without understanding you have learned nothing. It's fine for personal works of course, but if you are trying to get clout it will backfire.
No. 1046538
File: 1643518202963.png (348.1 KB, 540x540, is this what bdd is like.png)
my favorite genre of images has to be birds with their faces extremely distorted
No. 1046542
File: 1643518761598.jpg (80.13 KB, 756x768, prwq15henum41.jpg)
>>1046538shaped like an actual mango
No. 1046551
File: 1643520162083.jpg (84.79 KB, 736x1077, 845d513e32267f0bb935e7d939474e…)
My 14 year old niece reblogged this
No. 1046579
>>1046543>shitty old egg kids who are born with a homeschool/raised by grandparents vibeThis is such an ugly and stupid bias against younger children, and as an older sibling I'm offended in their name.
My siblings were born more than a decade after me, and if there's one thing we are different in, it's that they're more down-to-earth as the parents were more mature.
No. 1046593
File: 1643529382146.jpg (40.87 KB, 564x752, 0f4737f8625a201c26f74a430d3f20…)
>>1046543>shitty old egg kidsyou sound male.
No. 1046633
File: 1643536650288.jpeg (690.67 KB, 2000x1333, image.jpeg)
I really love Ann Dowd
No. 1046647
>>1046636Precisely, a lot of kids born to people in their early to mid 20's end up having bitter parents resenting them for ruining their youth and/or are just incapable of taking care of them unless they're the "born to be mommies/daddies" type whose only aspiration in life is to become a parent.
It's such a retarded claim to begin with. My parents had me in their late 30's because I'm the youngest and I never felt they were like "grandparents", a lot of my friends had similarly aged parents too. I guess it's people who had a dad in his 70's when they were teenagers and are traumatized by it.
No. 1046701
File: 1643542694800.jpg (210.8 KB, 1080x1648, IMG_20220130_123600.jpg)
Uuuuh what? This reads like a scrote power fantasy, dicks aren't that big and it's probably vaginismus
No. 1046730
>>1046725If it makes you feel better, at the end she's like
oh wow 20 years later I finally found a solution and can have sex with my douche husband who is portrayed as an ideal lover! I just had to find the right lube and practice. very very dumb
No. 1046744
File: 1643548672145.jpeg (99.42 KB, 839x916, 902D487F-5337-4858-B456-273FF1…)
>>1046731Literally how i felt when seeing this
No. 1046764
File: 1643550490879.jpeg (1.78 MB, 4032x3024, 00BBA93F-099B-491E-A3E3-E514E7…)
this hair clip makes me irresistible to men
No. 1046788
File: 1643552595272.jpg (44.68 KB, 565x407, 1613297613858.jpg)
Holy shit anon I forgot I made an account for the website of the public transport company of my city and I apparently accumulated enough points to get a month of free public transport. I'll save myself 66€ in March.
No. 1047030
File: 1643571465731.jpg (209.54 KB, 722x252, 1234567890-987654321.jpg)
is it just me?
No. 1047081
>>1046335Forget My Husband, I'll Go Make Money
It's a novel, and sadly they only had one webtoon promo chapter.
No. 1047086
>>1047054Why is this not in the vent or confessions thread? I'd be devastated if I were you.
I'm not even joking, I'm that pathetic
No. 1047142
File: 1643579049865.jpg (129.71 KB, 500x494, tumblr_m50t5lIwNm1qzxn1co1_500…)
My husband told me that I look like Michelle Pfeiffer. I'd take it as a compliment, but I look nothing like her. Is he retarded?
No. 1047169
File: 1643580535784.jpeg (131.62 KB, 1400x700, B4B5A69A-0BCD-4C69-85EA-43D717…)
Something extremely dark and hopeless and bleak about this show. Had a poverty/mental illness/child abuse/suicidal energy.
No. 1047191
File: 1643581488006.jpg (30.52 KB, 648x390, scurry.jpg)
>>1047183Same. I never watched an episode and avoiding it at all costs. It weirded me out. So did Courage the Cowardly Dog. I watched it from time to time but it disturbed me. Not the monsters, but how the couple lived in the middle of nowhere and the guy was borderline
abusive.
Also I hated how Courage has a hole in his tooth..ew
No. 1047382
File: 1643594954944.jpg (207.13 KB, 683x1024, istockphoto-1142381374-1024x10…)
>>1047378Do your homework
nonny No. 1047387
File: 1643595255265.jpg (45.71 KB, 640x626, 159806664725220041832964415006…)
>>1047378anon if you don't do your homework so help me god I will end you
No. 1047393
File: 1643595950493.png (515.17 KB, 648x593, 1611507899339.png)
>>1047382>>1047387BUT THE DEASLINES ARE SO CLOSE I KEPT GETTING DISTRACTDD AND NOW THEURE AT MY HOUSE, HOW COULD I POSSIBLY FINOSH ALL OF THEM OOOOOOOO HOW I WILL CRUMBLE
No. 1047396
File: 1643596147156.jpeg (118.46 KB, 1080x1080, FKShaHsXoAkPZZj.jpeg)
No. 1047421
File: 1643598174614.gif (644.55 KB, 500x580, 1408454595754.gif)
godamnit I think I have pink eye. Granted, it's mild and doesn't hurt at all but why didn't I just get it on friday so it can run its peak before the work week
No. 1047529
>>1047462Holy shit I had shingles when I was 21, it's unusual to get it so young but it can still happen, can be
triggered by stress, and fuck it was some of the worst pain of my life. It comes up through your nerves, so the pain is nerve pain, and it is awful, I couldn't walk. And the rash was so gross, I don't even wanna describe it lol. I always forget about my shingles experience like my brain doesn't wanna remember it until I see someone mention shingles and I go "OH GOD"
No. 1047543
File: 1643609778848.jpg (200.05 KB, 700x1244, 10467e74270f19b58d707a0be2f54d…)
I'm a mirror
You are too
What you project on me
Projects back to you!
No. 1047610
>>1047604>>1047592Were they men? I had a boomer moid extended family member pull my mask down at a restaurant just out of nowhere, and the only people who've ever given me trouble for wearing masks are men. I don't know why they get so
triggered over other people wearing them.
No. 1047657
File: 1643627717126.gif (259.21 KB, 270x200, 1638182359073.gif)
>>1047642This is so silly but always makes me smile