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Anon you underestimate the amount of neets on here.
I'll miss the site, but tbh I'll probably just move to cc
this, basically. the site is a shadow of its former self anyhow, no great loss.
i hope null steals the site through a BP proxy, would be hilarious to see this place run by an honest to god TERF
This. Who even are those people? If the site is so bad and you think it should go down, don’t come here and curse it. Just stop coming lol. >i hope null steals the site through a BP proxy, would be hilarious to see this place run by an honest to god TERF
What the fuck is this? I hate the amount of ghetto KF scrotes that still infest this place, they’re like cockroaches, especially that last poster who said we should go to KF's "Beauty Parlor" like it's not run by literal trannies.
Anyway, I hope someone does come along to take the reins of the site. I think it’s possible. LC has survived this long with a long line of different admins, after all. There must be some autist capable enough.
after moot stepped down from 4c the site underwent some serious changes that resulted in it actually being profitable to run. of course as a result the site got a lot worse but a shitty lolcow might be better than no lolcow>segregate NSFW content to a separate site>run a few skeevy ads at the top and bottom of every page, get paid a lot more for the ones on the sfw site>moderate less aggressively to encourage new posters + increase ad revenue>4chan gold a real thing and not a meme
it'd be a lot easier to convince someone to put actual effort into this site if it at least was not a financial drain for them
Right-wing kooks hating trannies only because of their association with LGB isn't "terfy", anon. It's just regular bigotry and homophobia.
If admin offers a way to donate anonymously (such as through patreon since paypal lets you see your billing details) I'd be willing to help foot the server bill. I wish I had the time to help out more because I really don't want to see the site go.
I mean its not a secret, null used to send all banned users from kf over here. he said he stopped but clearly we're still getting refugees.
I think LC can bounce back too theres just a lot of people frothing at the mouth over this, seems like someone really wants our domain name… hmmm…
so in summary:
keep telling yourself i’m a scrote, you dullard. pure cope. sperging about moids and scrotes in every thread is what killed this place. uncaring jannies and the utter indifference to the CP did the rest.
bet that there are more natal women posting on KF at this very second than there ever are here. you can have this place. seethe, cope, and dilate, fren. ywnbaw!
So, an online store where lolcow souvenirs/ merch is produced by the arty anons and run by the business skilled anons, combining all our strengths to make it work.
Put a design forward for the lolcow mascot, the farmhand and make her design into cute plushies, print on t-shirts, backpacks etc as well as other things that could be designed and made and sell on the e-store for profit to keep lolcow running.
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So true. Let's keep it going!
I can't imagine any decent artsy anon would actually be willing to potentially risk their own brand, let alone spending all the time on it.
Also I'd rather have Null have my shitty account info then some neets having my entire damn name and address
This, I agree with other anons who said that a patreon or so should exits. I would even donate a bit more so admin gets a bit of pocket money for this. Could def help with the financial aspect! >>25739
Maybe we should make lc nft's kek
Agreed 100%. It isn't the same when everything is attached to a username. People act differently, chase after stupid stickers. I love that we are all anon here, except for a few spergs that can't help identify themselves in their autism. I read KF before LC, but I'll never join.
kf's culture is totally different tho. It's overrun by edgy scrotes, /pol/tards and trannies.
i hope to god lc doesn't die, there are so few women-only spaces that don't cater to troons
I wish there was a patreon or crowdfund or something
Could a subscription service like gumroad help support the server costs? The /r/drama refugee website is using it, so I assume they're more lenient than Patreon.>>25699
yeah, running a gossip site like this is pretty much only possible if you're a NEET or otherwise don't have to worry about finding employment. You can't monetize via ads, a huge proportion of the userbase is batshit insane, and the featured individuals are going to lob lawsuits at you and otherwise try to ruin your life. On top of that, there's the endless gore/CP spam and a large proportion of the users are going to hate you when you enforce the rules/make new rules to prevent the site from going to shit. I don't blame admin for throwing up her hands and I'm not surprised that it's been hard to find a new one. You basically have to be a Cluster B NEET or self-employed terminally-online techbro with incredibly thick skin to run a place like this for a long period of time.>>25708>i hope null steals the site
log off forever>>25756
you'd be surprised
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I'd definitely buy LC merch, especially if there was a way whoever ran the store wouldn't see my name/address.
This is a good idea, I mean, an artist can always change their style to make it unrecognizable for retards, use a separate e-mail and some pseudonym like “milktan”.
If I knew how to art I would honestly do it, and like, you don’t really need to do a super complex design either, hell, I would buy a t-shirt that just said “lolcow.farm” redtexted.
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For cow conversation: Kiwi Farms
For women's space: Crystal Cafe
That's it. Anything else and there is no audience.
Agreed, like Wikipedia does.
Hell, make it even easier, create a Patreon account or something.
I'd pledge a monthly contribution.
A non-westerner could conceivably get away with it. We should bully one of the Paki farmers into learning how to code.>>25786
Admin should slap a picture of jimbo wales on it for laughs
some of the cows have threads on kiwifarms. If you're there for jfashion stuff there's /cgl/, most of the drama talked about in those threads starts there anyways. If this place does end up dying the cows not on KF yet could have threads made for them>>25791
i dunno nonny
manaknight and pixielocks are pretty entertaining
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How much upkeep does this site actually need? Pay for server and domain, regularly dispose of moids, what else is there?
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If want to keep this place for at least a little while longer, we need a good way to collect funds like >>25765
sounds like a lot of people in >>>/ot/888183
want to just move to crystal cafe and take over
this is a good idea!>>25735
i'd definitely buy a cute plushie if it meant i could support LC
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Agreed. Or maybe admin could leave it in all boards until the next goal.
I really don't wanna see this place go…>>25827
Eh, 8kun is maintained by the feds.
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Donor here, I’m not sure what you mean by “message me here but” these are some CSS themes that I request: Decay and mold, Fallout (video game series), Left Behind (book series), Graveyard, Microbiology, war
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same, and a pin/sticker of this guy
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Fuck admin-sama for all the shit we give you, you're still one of us. If this is really the end, then I just want you - all of you - to know that it's been an honor shitposting/lurking with you. Even the spergier anons like pitbullchans, borzoi anons, driverfags, fas sperges, 32-inch waist chans, komaeda-chan, bpdfags, you name it. Oldfags from the /cgl/ to Stamina Rose days, if you've stuck around this long, then that extends to you as well. except all you pull refugees and newfags, kindly neck yourselves
I hope nothing for the best, for all of you, out in the greater pastures. We're gonna make it ladies.
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Well, just in case the site goes to hell, and tbh, I don’t think I will post often because of the CP, I will miss you all, nonnies, it was nice shitposting, hornyposting and sperging with you all, I will even miss anti-fujo-chan, borzoi-chan and gangrape-chan. Even Finnanon, it was interesting seeing her stuff even if I still think it was all a Larp.
Also, komaeda-chan, your spergs are amazing, I hope I can be as autistic as you are about my husbandos in the future, probably at some random imageboard that isn’t cc because the layout is cancer to me.
And manifiesto-chan from the tranny threads, I love you, please marry me, I will send you the ring by mail, let’s have a polycule with KikomiArtist and that nonnie that drew my husbando Marinyo, we could write an illustrated novel about our OCs donut steel.
I wish we could have our own discord or something that doesn’t have autistic retards invading it.
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I haven't been here as long as a lot of you, but the few months that I've been around have been great.
It's a lot of fun signposting and being autistic hand-in-hand with all of you. I want to thank those of you who made the /pt/ and /snow/ threads fun for me, and those of you who have accommodated me and given me a place to feel at home away from social media.
I'll be heartbroken if we have to shut down the farms, but if its shit down, then thank you for everything.
I actually think a donation link in the header would absolutely work. I used to use a forum that had 200 max posters and maybe 100 regulars and it's still alive now due to donations alone. People are very invested in their corners of the internet.
Donations plus maybe some merch from artanons would mean this site stays alive.
Anyone who’s donating to this absolute retard of an admin has no fucking shame. I will literally not censor my opinion here because no one bothers to censor theirs but this is 2021. Get a job. Don’t come whining to your user base for fucking tip offs because you can’t be bothered to get a proper job. I’d like to talk a little bit about data confidentiality. When a certain user’s posts were outted it should have been a massive red flag to everyone who uses this site. This user may have been a disgusting cow, but she used this site all the same. The reason people flock to KF is because under no circumstances does Null ever reveal user’s posts/identities or IP addresses. Current Admin has absolutely sperged out this year and obliterated any respect I had left for her. I think the pinnacle of retardation had to be banning certain political discussion threads, accusing a TEENAGER of doxing her, revealing multiple user posts and lastly, begging on her knees for donations. This site used to be fun, but certain things made me want to never use the site again, I’m not even sure why I’m typing this out other than the fact I’d like to save you all from crazy Mexican Admin Chan deciding to reveal all your bank details or waste your money. This comment will probably be banned because apparently anything TERF
chan doesn’t like should be censored. Ironic. I don’t think you realise that maybe this image board anonymises you to other anons, but Admin chan over here is probably stealing the entirety of your data. If you donate to this bitch you’re a fucking retard and should kys. I also thought it would be fun to mention the autistic lolcow farm discord server and the fact admin chan is banning random users from 2019 or older because she freaked out on schizo paranoia mode. I’m probably going to be accused of being a cow or a KF scrote for saying this. I think the fact Admin chan can’t afford this site is evident they are clearly someone completely unemployable. If you’re an adult literally living in the United States of America, you have absolutely no excuse for unemployment. Especially as admin would have some level of computer skills to run this site. cc was always a better forum as unlike this site it actually has a non IQ stunted moderation team. Sorry not sorry.
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Just found out that Admin not only advertises lolcow.org as an alternative to Kiwifarms, she actually has an account there and is using it to seethepost about Null saying he doesn't want to take over the site anyways. Why aren't you posting about that here, Admin? Maybe because users wouldn't appreciate you doxing the discord ID of a former moderator here and literally sicking scrotes on her to harass her?
In case you don't know, lolcow.org is a site that is made by scrotes who were banned from Kiwifarms for threatening to kill people and getting visits from the FBI, turbospergs and literal Nazis who got banned for sperging out in Articles&Happenings about the (((JEWS))) for days on end, sexpests and of course trannies. Curious that our Admin would make an account there. They also have in the past discussed taking over lolcow.farm and are active posters in /snow/'s Kiwifarms thread and shit up the site with their unsaged scrotery. Admin is looking for a replacement and not only is she advertising and posting on lolcow.org, but she seems to bond with them over their common hatred for Jewsh. So how long until we get a scrote-admin from there to take over this place? Anything to get back at that dang darn Kiwifarms, right Admin?
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I agree with other anons suggesting a little shop for LC. It's not a chan, but that's what Catbox has.https://catbox.moe/https://store.catbox.moe/
Why are people getting hung up on that? Literally the least important thing in all this is some post Dynastia made on lolcow.farm THREE YEARS AGO. Dynastia is a troll, has never been an admin or a mod and has no relevance to this situation other than for some reason Admin brought it up 3 years later cause she is desperately reaching out to some scrotes who hate Null as much as she does. The real issue here is that she is
1. posting on a site full of degenerate scrotes instead of here
2. trying to expose former moderators to said scrotes to get them harassed and
3. might actually give the site over to her newfound scrote-friends.
Are you not seeing any issues with this?
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For some reason Tesco and Dynastia make admin-chan seethe since a majority of the posts they make in that thread are just criticisms toward her run as admin or making fun of the more autistic anons here. ot but kek at the tranny that got outed for posting here in the dumpster fire that was the kf thread
. double kek at admin going to kf splinter that's for all the users that're too autistic for kiwifarms>might actually give the site over to her newfound scrote friends
as funny as that would be, I doubt admin even cares enough to do something that petty. she checked out awhile ago in case the terf
sperging didn't clue you in, plus the kiwi scrotes on their splinter site can barely even run their site. pic related is the artistic "skill" of their admin who is an autistic middle-aged scrote with an extensive history of trying to befriend and support lolcows.
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samefag but, some of the cows he's interacted with are Raven Sparks, the queen herself, and even Chris Chan.
Oh, and he made his own rosechu medallion because he's that obsessed with chris lol.
Because people in the /ot/ thread are already discussing whether of not CC is an option for us to migrate to if LCF does actually get shut down>>25894
You and the anons offering to do this are angels
I have absolutely no idea why my old discord ID, or a screenshot of me saying I used to be a farmhand is at all relevant to her complaining about Josh.
I was a janny under the second admin, and was given mod after a while, and then the third admin took over and I was a mod under her, until she decided to get her own team of mods to start fresh. I have never been a mod on KF.
Current admin has had an issue with me before she ever became admin, I'm sure she remembers the discord messages she'd send with pictures from my facebook attached, and vague threats to doxx me, for literally no reason (because I had never interacted with her before that). Not surprised, but yeah, confusing.
I'd be willing to handle moderation recruitment/training/have no issue with removal of cp/gore/what-have-you. I have a stable income but a flexible schedule that provides infinite neet-tier hours; been a 4chan user since WT snacks was active and I came here from CGL.
I used to assist in businesses that sold illegal goods online and thus am familiar with setting up website hosting with crypto and fake identification, so I don't think LC has to tie back to anyone.
I have, however, 0 technical/coding skills. Let's team up, anon.
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Important ko-fi anonymity info for anyone who’s thinking about donating. I basically doxxed myself by donating, so make sure to make/use a paypal business account!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST… POST ON A DIFFERENT WEBSITE STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
Normally I would suggest a bullet between the eyes, but with a brain that small you'd probably miss the shot. Buy a rope, tie a noose, and take a short hop off of a chair. That is, if you aren't too fat for even that tiny bit of physical exertion.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
Male suicides are high but not high enough. Fulfill your purpose in life and contribute to it you expendable, non essential, worthless, retarded, defective XY chromosone scrote. End your life. No one will miss you or notice you're gone. You're stupid and ugly and you're unlovable. Kek so biologically fragile and that ego lol such a pitiful creature. Absolutely worthless and expendable.
You should be thrown into a grinder. And your flesh should be used for cheap low value dog food.
God scrotes cannot kill themselves soon enough.
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Yes, she is apparently famously "easy" and sends her nudes to anyone. Someone posted this in the KF thread.
She is kinda famous for being easy and crazy in those circles. And well, if it is her, then I do have more questions….
Is it true you e-dated Josh and he dumped you for sending him pics of you gouging wounds into your body because he didn't respond fast enough to you?
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Oh OK that makes more sense. Is this article true though?
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I just remembered the mod went by emspex. Are tesco and empsex the same person or just fatties who look like each other?
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>>25860>crazy Mexican Admin Chan
could the admin at least add it to the top of the site then? the donation link would get more traction then.
someone should also make a thread on archival tools (they have one on kiwifarms but it's geared towards forums)
Unironically yes. Bitcoin is also skyrocketing right now. >>25995
Finally the rich whuite women pay reparations to our poor brown admin.
Yep, you can read it here: >>>/ot/888672
Goal was reached pretty quickly
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Admin has been paying the server bill for years without asking for handouts you retarded kiwifag.
Null left 8chan because his imageboard software didn't work and he got in a super autistic disagreement between someone even stupider than he is (copypaste) and a a literal boomer (jim watkins) over licensing. That article looks like it was written by some british guy who really hates him for hosting evidence that the british dude creeped on people on a forum back in the 2000s
Nobody involved is sane
>>25980>I wonder if Admin is a little bit bitter about that. But then again he is also way more involved with his site.
Why would Admin be bitter for not
having a target painted on her back?
His orbiters sperging all over the internet and being an attention whore online rendered him infamous, unemployable and made him persecuted by psychos online and IRL.
More like 1-2k unique visitors a day, there isn't that
much interest from the wider world to follow a bunch of cows and commentate on them. I use lolcow because I was actually already following several cows that appear here before finding the site, but it's a very small window into a tiny part of the internet and will always be niche interest.
Our glorious 2% hispanic queen checked out mentally ages ago. I'm genuinely surprised she hasn't just dumped it and walked away. >>26023
Because he has always wanted to take over this place and tried every thing he could think of. He'll keep trying until the bitter end. >>26026
Still better than the gc-pp cult that want this as a hugbox. Already have troon obsessives with multiple threads shitting the place up and attracting gore / cp / whatever retaliation. Imagine femcel vs incel wars taking over because these cunts can't find anywhere else on the web to go.
He said here >>25773
that he doesn't want lolcow.farm cause he doesn't want to run an imageboard ever again, so why have there been like 100 posts about Null since? Instead maybe we should start looking into where to go from here. I don't think sperging out about Null or the current Admin will save the site.
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I want to address a few things in this thread as a random lurker. The fact this has turned into a bashing Null, Tesco, elaine and Dyn is absolutely retarded. Maybe you guys haven’t realised but not EVERYONE posting on this thread that has a different opinion is either a KF user or a Cow. Imagine being schizo paranoid enough to believe that. I personally find it disgusting that this thread has turned into somehow pinning the blame on other people and bashing a list of people who have nothing to do with this. To everyone saying that if we hate the admin we should leave the site, what’s your opinion on Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk? You use their services too. The admin doesn’t have to be liked for us to like the site. Pinning the blame on the same 4 people is just typical of this place becoming a bloodbath and more and more deluded. For anyone who wants to know, the site costs are not $1000. And I have no idea what admin needed donations for as she updated this domain in July, therefore paying all her Cloudflare bills already. Don’t be autistic.
Sorry but posting site costs, isn't new information or any revelation, retard.
Admin set a small goal, she didn't ask for thousands, anons voluntarily gave it. Also she said it's for running the site in the future, as she will no longer be paying for it out of her own pocket, or expecting future admin to do so. (So whether she paid it already doesn't matter) Additionally, the anon that gave her $1000 or whatever said she gave it under the stipulation that admin also use some of that money to do something nice for herself. You really thought you did something huh?
I don’t make the rules, go on the Cloudflare website, lazy Nonnie
do you think a farmer (female) would be that autistic to spam shit like that for an hour or so just because someone made them upset? Not likely!
That's that scrotey, rapey behavior.
>WKing null and trying to push him as a valid choice for an admin
Beyond pathetic >>25973
Whoever posted those screens didn't give any context but why is everyone assuming those are confirmed real because if you're in the discord server you can see it doesn't match any admin or mod accounts there>>26063
I've noticed an increase in tripfagging and avatarfagging but people have already complained about this anon so
is that why she is constantly sperging on kiwifarms' lolcow.farm thread about how much this place sucks (when she clearly still reads it and posts here because otherwise how would she be so up to date on whats going on with the forum?)
it makes me uncomfortable when the admins/cow-documenters become cows themselves. real isabella janke vibes.
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I wasn't sure if she was really a moderator but a veteran janitor actually recognized her from mod drama dating back over 4 years ago.>>25912>I have absolutely no idea why my old discord ID, or a screenshot of me saying I used to be a farmhand
Thanks for making this easier, I'll only address you once.>Current admin has had an issue with me before she ever became admin, I'm sure she remembers the discord messages she'd send with pictures from my facebook attached, and vague threats to doxx me, for literally no reason (because I had never interacted with her before that). Not surprised, but yeah, confusing.
What's really confusing is how you're going to sit here and feign ignorance about the rumors you make about staff and the site. I don't care about whatever grudge you have against any former mods or whatever farmer hurt your feelings, why are you feeding Null misinformation? I really got to know what pissed you off so badly that you're willing to serve a मोटी फूहड़ bottom feeding bitch like Josh
What did you mean by having insider info from the guy who created Asherah's Garden? Is he from kiwifarms too? I've been dying to hear about how the scrote that created AG supposedly has insider info. When Null speaks of his ambassadors
he's really talking about some pickme ex-farmhand who has a bitter taste in her mouth.
In case I actually have to spell it out:>there are/has never been troons/scrotes on my staff and if anyone would like to present proof then the floor is all yours>No, "Ian" does not run the site
I am amazed that in light of recent developments, Null hasn't acknowledged this tinfoil. Surely if I had a gay male to run things for me, because a woman couldn't possibly manage, I wouldn't be stepping down. >when there are no donations server costs come from either my pocket's or a member of staff's
Meaning I have paid for at least a grand in server costs over the duration of my administration, and that included memory upgrades.>I didn't make fun of her eyebrows
Whoever made fun of her eyebrows please DM this chick an apology already.
I guess for someone who really doesn't care about this site, you're really willing to invest a good amount of time setting up splinter honeypots, or at least willing to lie about it. It's been entertaining seeing tescoreadymeal and Null act like they don't know each other in our thread. A cautionary tale indeed. But hey, I'm totally just a a paranoid beaner who hates white people. My dislike for Null couldn't possibly be because he spreads rumors to spread distrust within the community.
So was asherahs garden confirmed run by scrotes trying to harvest IPS>beaner
it's new milk, you sped. where else have those caps been posted? the date doesn't matter.>>26117
the pedo's always been pissy the lolcow.farm url was "taken" from him. this has been known for years.
He wanted the domain >>26122
because of lolcow LLC>>26118>>26125
anons doxxed him with whois records because the retard had his name registered
in the screenshot she says that AG admin gave insider info but he was doxxed immediately so this doesn't make sense to me
He was driven by the same core motivations that drive all of his failed ventures: attention and validation>>26129>Maybe this is why there are so few websites for women only.
At least try to blend in next time.
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>>26131>>26132>beaner>this is why women can't have their own spaces>>26109
Why is nobody talking about Null's recent post where he acts like he dindunuthin
I didn't call anyone a beaner. But keep proving my point about this site being just constant infighting and namecalling. >>26135
Yeah, damn. What a statement that could only come from someone with cockandballs. There couldn't possibly be a woman on earth who could notice the trend of female-dominated websites being just constant screeching at each other. Maybe stop letting scrotes live rentfree in your head.
The KF has a very upfront policy of pseudonymity and that people are responsible for their own privacy.
Lolcow pretends you're anonymous.
You can say that about anything when it comes to the tremendous amount of steps it takes to truly be anon on the net
the only secure data is no data
1. Use a VPN.
2. Don't tell people who you are.
Same rules apply to Lolcow. If you don't use a VPN and post information about yourself, the admin can dox you. She just pretends she can't or wont.
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The same reason they would go into gender critical servers when they think this way
>>26142>there is a problem on this site
HOW DARE YOU POINT THIS OUT?! YOU SCROTE! YOU KNOW KIWIFARMS IS JUST AS BAD!>actually they don't have this particular problem
KIWIFARMS DOX PEOPLE! KIWIFARMS! REEEEE! I CAN NOT ADDRESS ANY ISSUE WITHOUT BRINGING UP THOSE DANG DARN KIWIFAAAAAAAAARMS!
You got some serious brainworms. I am sick of discussing this. I just wanted to get back on topic and talk about THIS place and what we can do about the issues HERE. But you literally can not talk about anything other than Null, scrotes and Kiwifarms. And that's why this place is gonna go to shit. You're a total schizo.
Then why did you even bring up KF? Also, farmers didn't even mention Null or Kiwifarms in the first place, this post >>25860
is what started this
I didn't. You did. >>26137>yeah as opposed to male sites like kf
I criticized an issue this place had and instead of discussing it you immediately went into "BUT KIWIFAAAAARMS! You must go back to Kiwifarms if you don't like this place!"
>>26109>the guy I'm getting this from was the guy who started AG >kiwifags going into the 2X splinter discord, and trying to use anon's dissatisfaction with the decision to shill for their fat ugly manchild siteadmin>all those kiwifags now trying to gaslight admin
All this is proving is that kiwifarmers should be permabanned on a 3-strike-policy and that moids really can't ever be trusted.
Anyway, admin could you list the requirements for the position? What do you think about arranging several admins for several fields of activity? Anons on /ot/ have been talking about it.
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The more I think about this, I think that I might be the only real poster on here who is not a Kiwifarmer or a scrote… you're all trying to drive me fucking insane! GO AWAY! GO BACK TO KIWIFARMS!
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Aha, so you are upset about a thread being derailed by constant schizoposting about Kiwifarms and scrote? In fact that can only mean that you have been FOUND OUT! You scrote! Only a scrote would ever disagree with any one of my posts and you have shown your ballsack to everyone with this! Exposed!
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That's right, it is me. A Kiwifarmer. We are right now laughing about you and your Admin in a secret discord where we discuss the downfall of this site through secret plans of infiltration. You will never stop us!
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You will never win! Evil Kiwifarms scrote! I will defeat you by calling you out! Everyone knows a scrote secret weakness is to point out his cockandballs and laugh at him!
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I believe it is I who made fun out of her eyebrows back in the day. I barely lurk these days but got linked this thread.
First of all Tesco, I am sorry for your eyebrows. If I had known five years ago that making fun out of them would result in this much salt, I would have still done it because you clearly need someone to question your judgement. So here I am again, to question your judgement as to why you're still hung up on minor drama from circa 2016. It's been five years, let it go.
However, if your eyebrows are still that messed up- you are lucky that the 2007 emo girl aesthetic seems to be coming back to style. Unfortunately for you though, they are messed up for even a 2007 emo girl. Please reshape them.
With love, your favorite piggu, Oats
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Fear not frends. After I have vanquished the scrotes I have now flewn over to Eastern Europe and I will find that dang darn Null to put an end to him too!
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Don't worry, I have google translate on my phone and I will find him!
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He was hiding in the countryside!
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Alright guys. Null will definitely not succeed stealing the site now.
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I have claimed the source of his power and will destroy it. He can't hurt you anymore.
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>>26163>What do you think about arranging several admins for several fields of activity? Anons on /ot/ have been talking about it.
That isn't a problem, I've been suggesting this as well I just haven't been able to implement the idea.
Recommended technical skills:>comfortable with linux CLI, group and user management, networking knowledge>familiarity with the server stack (nodejs mongoDB)>familiarity with HTML and CSS (this could be delegated to another person)
Having previous experience in community management is the next best thing when it comes to moderation.
No. You won't stop me nonnie
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m8 lolcow is>a gossip site>an imageboard>a place where people talk at each other on the internet
and you're sperging out over a single thread having some light metadrama? are you new to the internet?
Elaine, was it ever possible for you to just turn off your computer? Touch grass? Anything?
Anyways, to ensure the longevity of the site I would like to agree with and suggest some new things:
What was the name of that site we used as a alt for this site when it went down a couple years ago? It had a blue layout and we could see eachother type in real time? I liked that site and we could always use that as a alternative when this site doesn't make it? I just don't remember the service…
A campaign for lolcow merch would be a good idea. We could do themes or just seasonal merch with cute cows!
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Admin never provided server infrastructure as she is autistic so I have instead :)
(Elaine Gertler Miller)
I don't think it's gonna happen. Here's why:
A good admin will need to be very familiar and dedicated to the site (ie, a regular, long-time user). Admin apps have been open for like, idk almost a year or something now (?) and still nothing, even though all regular users have been made aware of the opening and urgency. Thus, we can safely assume none of the regular, long time users are interested/capable, and since those are basically the only people who would pass the application, we're fucked, unfortunately. But hey, chalk that up to us being well adjusted enough as a majority to lack the type of autistic hyperfixation and lack of a life needed to maintain a website like this (no offense admin-chan). I think we've been witnessing an anomaly in internet history up to this point, and I've been happy to have been a part of it's brief blip of existence.
Honestly I see how you may be right, especially with what happened to Asherah's Garden. This is fucking heartbreaking. I wish we could move on to CC, but the random bans don't make it seem like a good option.
IDK how will I manage to archive all the quality threads, especially since spoiler images don't save automatically on archive.is
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Girls am I going to have to teach myself code to save this space? I don't want to lose it but also I'm not equipped with all knowledge needed right now. I don't want to leave the farms. I love my cows and my friends. We've seen and been through so much.
You're so damn embarrassing. I don't understand how someone can be triggered
for months over a website (yet still being so thirsty for attenion on it) and yet STILL be so illiterate to the most basic imageboard habits.
>>26632>admin is a Mexican hacker who hosts lolcow.farm in her basement while using reverse proxies to protect the site from cows, scrotes and troons
admin sound based as fuck>>26636>Null has a brain cell and wouldn’t allow streams of Spamming CP & Gore to go down on an image board.
So that's why Null worked for 8chan and hosted and image board that allowed hebephilia?
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go back to kiwifarms fucking mongoloid retard(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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nooo the lolcow radfems bullied me oh noooooo they didn't believe I am epic haxxer from kiwifarms and they hacked my webcam and saw my ugly scrote pimply face(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
Ironic shooting threats.
It’s almost as if you can just totally get away with federal crimes by saying “Uwu it was just ironic”
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oh my god, even if this is real, you retards believe this is a genuine threat i'm going to scream.
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i'm going to shoot you
Adding a pol section would be disastrous and would flood the site instantly with 4chan polfags, who will then shoo away any farmers and make the whole site another one of their sausageparty shitholes. And leaving only the staff team to decide what cow is "undeserving" and "deserving" will likely end in a shitshow too. I also don't think it's possible to install a good captcha without obtaining any data.
Movie nights with livechats sound great though. Maybe we should organize a thread for it on /ot/ once a week.>>26721
No words should be a bannable offense, but I agree that the very obvious twitterfags who keep using it for every 3rd post are starting to get insufferable.
>>26730> Adding a pol section would be disastrous and would flood the site instantly with 4chan polfags, who will then shoo away any farmers and make the whole site another one of their sausageparty shitholes. And leaving only the staff team to decide what cow is "undeserving" and "deserving" will likely end in a shitshow too. I also don't think it's possible to install a good captcha without obtaining any data.
Movie nights with livechats sound great though. Maybe we should organize a thread for it on /ot/ once a week.
Considering we’ve had multiple political meltdowns here anyway, there may as well be a heavily moderated pol section. It’s autistic to have had so many political breakdowns over pink pill threads. May as well stick it all in one place considering right now it’s all in /ot/ or /g/ anyway.
I know you wouldn’t like the idea of staff moderating threads but we would try not to get too involved. The main reason as to why threads would be vetted would be to avoid letting high school cat fights shit up the site or minors getting posted accidentally. It wouldn’t be as censored and would mainly just be there to cut the current crap of having to report tonnes of threads or scrotes in threads.
When I stated we wouldn’t obtain data, I meant we wouldn’t store it. We would not use IPs, or cookies against any of our posters, cows or not. This ensures ultimate anonymity of our userbase. It’s important if people use our site they know that it is as anonymous as it’s presented.
I’m glad you like the movie nights & live chat ideas though, thanks for your input .
>>26735> No,the main reason you want vetted threads is so no one can make another one on you, despite yours being barely active anyway. Just post your suggestions in the suggestion thread elaine, we know you won't leave anyway and the movie idea is a good one.
The vetted threads thing isn’t just about one person or thread. It’s to also decrease the amount of vendetta posting and minor posting. The age limit should be 18+.
Movie nights should be fun, but they should be hosted live with a chat box so people can make fun commentaries.
Not only that but I just don’t trust using KF overall. So many law enforncement places have their eye on KF, I’m not getting on 500 different watch lists to post about momokun.
If the site does need to close down I wish it could be put in read-only or something. One thing that sucked about the death of PULL was years of archived receipts gone.
Bored of Admin’s “outings”
She lives in Montreal and posts from her university which I will state if you all hype me up enough, a data reveal without the hype is never interesting!
Someone on reddit
archived Pull and shared it.>>26790
Pretty sure she's wrong anyway (again).
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Ok Elaine. You already blew your load on Twitter.
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From lillees thread.>>26800
Renee is a callout and boolissa is one of laurs socks
Sorry. That’s Ines, hence “ness.txt”
It was her whole tumblr she got rid of this morning after being outed. It was archived somewhere but I can’t find it right now.
Samefag, nvm I found the blog. You still need to give context though.>>26860
And learn how to tag correctly dumbass
On a woeful night in May I cautiously opened my discord. Trembling as my fingers hovered over the keys, I typed out my message. “I want my thread deleted”
I was shocked to be treated with a simple “No” for I am, the one and only, AnonSecxy.
I persisted and persisted as the seasons changed, Lillee Jean’s DMCA strikes increased, Diane Awesome Laser changed reading glasses and blossom fell from the trees as if coming from the azure sky.
And then I realised. There would be one way to achieve the ultimate deletion.
I smiled mischievously as I calculated my move.
Ines not only became my nemesis, but my forbidden lover across the Interwebz of the dark cesspit of Lolcow.farms
For months we spoke about many things, Ines told me of her plans to skoot up Mcgill university, her plans to decimate Null & Kiwi Farms once and for all, and most importantly, her plans to erase all men & troons from Planet Earth.
I couldn’t possibly agree to such heinous activities despite my love and adoration of based, damaged and blackpilled admin-chan. Unfortunately I couldn’t suppress the urge in my fingertips to tell the lovely farmers in my local field everything I knew about my forbidden lover, after all, she had failed to clear my reputation, she was meant to love me. I’d been lied to.
See, this is the thing. Ines tends to claim this as it fits into the site’s anime weeb Uwu mean girl vibe.
Admin has immigrated from the Middle East to Canada with her family, presumably a long time ago.
I can’t remember the precise country but I’m sure I could find it.
Her family are extremely religious from the looks of things & Ines would be, metaphorically if not physically, ‘hung, drawn & quartered’ over disrespecting Allah and gossiping about his people on a website.
Oh well. I guess this is where we’re at huh
>>26894>>26892> Actually, I heard on the discord a few months ago that admin was a Mexican-Russian. It checks out with the timezones if she actually lives in russia tbh. I think Elaine should polish her fine hacking skills a bit.
The only reason people believe she is Mexican is down to the fact she shared a photo of her arm once for verification and people came to the conclusion she was Mexican due to her skin colour.
She’s not Russian or Mexican. If she is stating that she is, it’s for Opsec purposes. She’s told everyone to choose a Townhall time in reference to London time zone, which is just evident that her time zones are randomly orchestrated for Opsec purposes.
She doesn’t live in Russia.
>>26895>admin usually schedules townhalls in gmt timezones>anon comes to the logical conclusion that admin is probably located somewhere in europe, and another chimes in that on discord she mentioned being mexican-russian
But, no the more obvious conclusion is that admin is min-maxing in a Canadian Bunker with her terabytes of CP and gore.
Null and Admin already have a tsundere romance going on, Elaine-san. Stop trying to shoehorn your way into the plot through this shitty rival arc.
God, I'm sorry. I wanted other farmers to confirm if my shit memory is right or wrong about the Japan thing, not any information (real or fake) about the current admin.>>26900>Null and Admin already have a tsundere romance going on, Elaine-san. Stop trying to shoehorn your way into the plot through this shitty rival arc.>>26903>we're getting into m knight shama llama twist territory now!>>26904>I can't wait for the part where we find out everybody involved is someone's alternate personality
I have keked so hard at you guys
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Hmm censored for mentioning Admin by name despite the fact multiple people here have mentioned Nicole, Null, Elaine, Tesco, Lillee, Laur constantly.
Based hypocritical namefagging rules.(Based hypocritical namefagging rules.)
That's still not what namefagging means. God you're retarded. Namefagging means YOU'RE using a name instead of being Anonymous.
When are you gonna post anything that ties that tumblr to admin?
Direct mention of site.
Also. In case anyone was wondering, I was only able to find her because as stated previously, I have been talking to her personally.
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Mexican?! More like NESS-XICANa
I never said this comment. If you’re going to out me, don’t hold me responsible for comments I’ve never said. Retards. - Actually Elaine.
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Sorry Ines, I did this all for $1000. Thanks for the Gucci I guess, at least now I can stop buying fakes.