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No. 330554

>What is this thread
By popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the difference
The difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D (as in live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But why
Farmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here
-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
etc.
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here
-actual real life men hornyposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe etc
-He's gay/belongs with me/other character instead
-other bait
-responding to bait
-"hi cow!"

Remember not to take baits or otherwise derail! Report low quality posts and move on!

The retarded hornyposting thread may also include pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to: >>>/g/289276
For other shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
Previous horny: >>>/g/327478

Relevant threads:
>Sister thread for female characters horny/waifuposting >>>/g/315174
>How to devote yourself completely to your husbando/waifu #2 >>>/g/296708
>Husbando thread >>>/m/188499
>Waifus & Female Character Crushes Thread >>>/m/229988
>The last one before /m/pocolypse >>>/m/173210
>Temporal Husbando Smell Identification Thread >>>/m/187722
>The Original^ >>>/m/164600
>Anon Assumption Regarding waifus/husbandos >>>/m/211556
>Rate/Roast Husbando >>>/m/182915
>Husbando Matchmaking Service >>>/m/242685
>Life Action Fictional >>>/m/34157

No. 330557

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reposting this here because the thread reached bump limit an hour later

One thing I really love about Engie is the counterbalance from his Southern charm and his streak of duplicity (idk if that’s the best word to describe it). He is the only merc that works directly with administrator and his family history directly relates to the Mann brothers. I don’t think he’s manipulative or anything but I do think that he doesn’t want to advertise his knowledge on what’s going on behind the whole gravel war facade. It’s sad how they never continued the comics because he there’s so many things left up in the air about him, like did Miss Pauling know Dell was working with the Administrator? Was he working with Admin from the beginning?

>>330519
Are the tf2 nonnies gonna team up and start shipping scout/Engie/sniper together now?

Anyways, I’ve been thinking about merc dynamics too, platonic or otherwise. Like the idea of Demo and Engie sharing a drink together and both talking about their families, leading to how Engie feels about having to live up to the Conagher family legacy (whilst making sure he doesn’t get too tipsy that he lets out about the whole Administrator thing he has going on) and Demo elaborating on his family’s demolition legacy, how he struggles to live up to his father and how feels like a disappointment to his mother whilst also balancing the responsibility of his jobs and needing to look after his mother

No. 330560

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i love staring at my collection of 3x3px resolution pictures of him

awesome thread pic + title!

No. 330564

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Thinking about them. And by them I mean his boobs.

No. 330570

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this beautiful trashcan cat makes my head spin

No. 330574

>>330308
I'm late but yes! And thank you nonnie teehee

No. 330579

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posting some sniper

No. 330581

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No. 330582

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No. 330584

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>>330579
Sniper is so cute

No. 330585

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I want to bite his neck.

No. 330588

>>330585
Me too.
I love how Leon's iconic hair is long enough to grab and ruffle and short enough to expose his nape and neck.

No. 330593

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>>330549
>>330519
Thank you nonas! Started as a joke but I'm glad you like my wallpaper.

No. 330594

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AAAAHHHHggh I want to press my chest against his, to feel his body heat, palpitations and warm breath caused by the adrenaline running through his veins after a battle Hooooly shit

No. 330596

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>Gently takes care of him after a battle
>Everything is going to be okay

No. 330597

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fuck I saw an animatic of soldier and I wanna cry how tf am I ovulating, I'm not even horny for him

No. 330599

Thinking about my old husbando and how I'd like to draw gory POV femdom art with him so I can self-insert better. On hand, I feel like a psycho. On the other hand, if I don't draw this, who will??

No. 330601

>>330599
draw it nona. i draw horrible content of my beloved all the time.

No. 330602

>>330599
Go ahead, be an inspiration. More women should draw the content they truly want instead of pandering to others (moids and genderspecials)

No. 330617

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New thread, yay!
I wanna slow dance with him dramatically. And have him kiss my hand and pick me up.

He'd find this website strange but be on the same wavelength as farmers. He roasts people like it's nothing, canonically dunked on porn-watchers and is an implied transphobe in a spin-off.
If only he didn't have a crippling ED…

No. 330618

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Why do people husbando gay characters like Komaeda and Kaworu? Just curious thanks

No. 330619

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I can't stop thinking about how someone said that bc Scout's illiterate that instead of writing love notes/letters he'd draw you pictures. I think it's so cute, I imagine they'd be kinda shitty but he'd want to get better in order to capture your beauty more. he'd totally poorly draw crude porn of the two of you too kek

No. 330620

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Smoking is disgusting in real life but it's so hot when my animu husbandos do it like please bliw that fictional smoke into my face and fuck me thank you

No. 330621

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does anyone else relate to sometimes having husbandos that you retrospectively go, "but, why" at? picrel is mine and was for about 3 months when I was very young. the season of the anime he was in was awful, he was generically evil, not even my usual type and not even cute. there's not even anything funny, weird, or interesting to latch onto. it's almost as if his insufferable insignificance was the draw for me.

No. 330622

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>>330618
(Regarding Komaeda)
Because girls who do that are mostly ftms or some other kind of genderspecial, and many of those kin Hajime
Picrel suggests he's bisexual but the manga is non-canon so it's debateable

No. 330623

>>330622
>kinning a literal retard like Hajime
Damn…that must be heavy low self esteem

No. 330624

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>>330621
I feel you nona, when i was younger i had an autistic crush on the fucking mask salesman from Zelda. I don't anymore but the shame lingers in me…

No. 330626

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>>330624
Kek, I'm sorry to devalidate your feelings but that's kind of based. Mask salesman has a sort of weird, enigmatic air about him, it's just so much easier to project all sorts of personas onto him. also I'm biased cuz I plan to play MM again after I finish the new Zelda.

No. 330627

>>330621
I feel you. It's like i go harpoon fishing over the worst anime moids i can simp and take whichever one it lands on

No. 330628

>>330623
Ayrt and i used to joke about how Danganronpa 2's class might as well be a special ed class that thinks they're ultimates going on whacky adventures but really it's just a school trip on turbo autism

No. 330629

>>330628
It’s not that far off, the only regularly intelligent person is Komaeda, and he’s socially retarded.

No. 330630

>>330626
Ayrt, damn you too? I planned to do the same! Glad you at least get the appeal. The mystery around him makes him more likeable.

Also he has a super cute special dialog in the french version if you talk to him while wearing the bunny hood. He'll basically go "awww those bunny ears! Awww they bounce when you run, that's tol cute! … ahem sorry"

No. 330631

>>330629
Not to sperg but Peko, Imposter and Mikan are smart, they're just completely insane (i hate mikan btw i just wanna be fair)

No. 330632

>>330620
I like to light incense and pretend I'm smelling his cig smoke and cologne

No. 330633

>>330631
I can see the argument for the other two being smart since Twogami actually was a decent planner and group leader and being a nurse is obviously pretty hard but
>Peko
>Smart
She actually thought she could kill someone and Fuyuhiko would get away because she’s his tool or whatever, it made for an interesting case yeah but her actual idea should have been obvious that Monokuma would find it retarded and would have just executed only her anyway.

No. 330634

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>>330620
she gets it

No. 330637

File: 1684974845532.jpeg (1.08 MB, 2893x4092, tomoe under parasol.jpeg)

>>>/g/330524
he's pretty cute too, a bit crazy sometimes though kek
>>>/g/330527
I like his personality since I'm into tsunderes - he kind of reminds me of hijikata from hakuouki who is another of my favorites. I like nanami she works hard and tries her best at the shrine and is pretty smart, she isn't a useless pushover like some female protags in romance anime and otome games tend to be.
>>>/g/330530
>>>/g/330535
lol I get the feeling he would secretly be into that
>>>/g/330541
is this anime any good? I'm always looking to watch something good that has potential new husbandos in it

No. 330640

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Nonitas, should I find a man and make him cosplay/roleplay as my husbando during sex? I don't think I'd have much trouble finding a guy who shares physical traits but I feel like roleplaying as him would be so cringe as is the nature of the character. Either way I want to achieve my dreams. I'm worried I'll moan husbandu's name during sex

No. 330642

>>330637
Is quite funny, there are some uncomfortable scenes but in general is a anime to binge an afternoon.

Of course the manga is sad as Hell.

No. 330643

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>>330640
>My husbando face when he learns I asked to an escort to dress like him and boss me around.

I mean, in all seriousness, as long he's ok with it and is just for fun, I say "why not?".

No. 330646

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Sexual coercion isn't exactly good, but I can't help but imagine a scenario after reading the Kirby light novel, Search for the Dreamy Gears! where it takes place in this steampunk Victorian era alternate universe, the novel has very heavy themes of classism, poverty, economic disparity and how the rich will do anything to the separate the poor from the rich to keep them poorer. Anyways, in this novel Dedede happens to be the president of a factory that produces machinery such as automobiles and airplanes. Anyways, I can't help but imagine a situation where I, a wealthy aristocrat, take advantage of him when his factory isn't doing well and decide offer a hefty investment that's too big to turn down. The catch is that he has to pay me back tenfold with his body for a solid three months of which I do anything and everything with him and he cannot refuse. I want to undo the clasps of his expensive vest and slowly undo his shirt buttons, tracing down his soft fluffy chest to his underwear before rubbing over the fabric and watch as he gets harder and harder against the cheap fabric. I also imagine something similar to Kirby who's a impoverished airplane pilot who lives in a abandoned and decrepit building and sleeps in a box. Though, in his case it's more like I want to be his sugar mommy.
>>330554
Love I love the OP image, it's utterly perfect.
>>330620
Exactly. It's disgusting irl but in fictional settings it gives an extra layer of sexiness, maturity, and coolness.
>>330640
Go for it, as the other Anon said, so long as he's fine with doing it and you're not forcing him it should be alright. Live your dreams nonnie. I tried to do the same with my ex but he was an uptight fuck who thought it a joke but then thought it was wrong when I was serious.

No. 330647

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>>330620
%100 correct ♥

No. 330648

>>330646
Holy fuck. Storytime? How would that work? Would he be a humanoid penguin or would he just be wearing the suit?

No. 330649

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>>330634
Reigen smoking is hot but I like to think he quit after meeting Mob to better himself to be a good role model for him.

No. 330653

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After he gets finished eating my pussy. Scuffed and wet.

No. 330655

>>330653
I know Levi is a freak for cleaning, but do you think he would ask you to take a shower after the naughty?

No. 330657

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>>330637
It's pretty funny, but it depends on how high your tolerance is for moidish jokes. I enjoyed it when I read it but I don't think I'd find it tolerable nowadays.
The plot revolves around a little girl who lives with three adult male yokai, and while Kokkuri is ultra husbando material (cooks, cleans, beautiful, kind, good with kids) the other two guys are less tolerable. I don't mind him THAT much, but the tanuki is the useless manwhore type character. While Inugami (picrel) is… He's a stalker and pedo who is in love with the little girl protagonist. And I mean actual pedo as in he wants her carnally. Minor characters are similar, like the tengu who is a fervent shotacon.
Not bashing the series because I actually do like it quite a lot, but your mileage may vary so it's best to know what it's like going in.
Also: lots of genderbending. A lot of the fanart you find of Kokkuri and Inugami is going to be horny moid art of their female forms.

No. 330660

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>>330621
Lol yes, but at the same time it was so long ago that I just kind of laugh at it now. I can't imagine for the life of me what teenage me saw in picrel but I was so hopelessly in love with him even though he was a nobody from a ecchi shonen manga with like 10 panels of screentime. He's canonically an alcoholic and deadbeat dad, too… Sheesh. Get a grip, girl.

No. 330661

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>>330660
He WAS pretty hot under the mask, though, so I guess he had that going for him.

No. 330663

>>330655
Yes, I absolutely think he would want to shower immediately after. Letting bodily fluids sit around is kinda gross, I even clean up after masturbating. He would also make sure to get some fresh sheets. I get sleepy immediately after so he would have to force me to stay up, and would wash me as well.
I like to think he would get a little sappy after sex, but not very talkative. Just a lot of being in each other's skin and enjoying a comfortable silence.

No. 330667

>>330620
Spikeanon, is that you?

No. 330672

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>>330554
Based picture op. Also, thank you for adding Anakin…I feel so honoured!!

Thinking of Anakin 24/7, he is so perfect nonnies. I swear we are soulmates, not delusional btw.

No. 330674

>>330663
I imagine that having sex with Levi is always: Naughty, then remove all the sheets and place clean ones, take a bath and then cuddle.

I think using those bamboo mats can make the naughty time a bit easier, but you still have to take a shower.

No. 330676

>>330621
Did he do something bad? Because he's pretty hot, but I don't know where he's from
>>330617
Nonny, sorry, but he wouldn't be allowed to post here because he's male.

No. 330684

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>>330676
Pretty much his entire character was being an evil momma's boy undercover, go look up the 2nd season of Psycho Pass for more context. Though honestly I think my bigger problem was that he was just oily and bland, not the evil part.
Picrel was my villain husbando for a year or two but I don't really feel bad about it. He was very fun, had different sides to him (almost a Jekyll and Hyde dynamic), tragic, and is genuinely mysterious.

No. 330685

>>330630
yep! I never got to the very end and I'm excited to see it through plus I feel like Majora's is the optimal Zelda to play post-TOTK. I'm very eager to meet him again even if he won't say cute bunny ear line to me.

No. 330686

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last thread talk about the tumblr sexymen reminded me of when I was in HS and saw superjail for the first time. I vividly remember creaming myself immediately upon hearing his voice in the pilot, he even sneaks some spanish words in the dialogue making him sound incredibly hot. I ran so fast to AO3 to search for all if any fanfics of him kek. good times.

No. 330688

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>>330676
I know, I didn't mention him posting, I was just saying what he'd think of the site

>>330626
Did you also grow up with picrel? It was a cool ask blog on tumblr that depicted HMS in a very cute way

No. 330689

>>330686
I get the appeal, but for me it was the twins, they're so fucking cool

No. 330690

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Borrowing this headcanon from a kind of mediocre Miss Pauling X scout smut fic I read, but Scout has never actually seen a pussy before. The closest thing to porn he’s seen are 50s pin ups that his older brothers kept hold of, which never showed real nudity. He’s heard about stuff from his brothers and just knows ‘penis goes into hole between lady’s legs’ since he has too much pride to ask his brothers for explicit details, yet alone go to a pornography store or a blue movie showing. Gets confused but really excited about the idea of giving and receiving head once he’s learnt about it. He needs some serious guidance but he’s a fast learner and really wants to make you feel good

No. 330691

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>>330649
thats's such a cute headcanon, i think he definitely smokes less because of mob but i personally smoke weed from time to time and i like to think we occasionally smoke together. I like to think he's too afraid to actually get high so he would smoke without inhaling and pretend to be wasted by talking about philosophy and stuff.

No. 330694

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>>330689
based, they're both cuties

No. 330700

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>>330557
hello fellow engiefag, i 100% agree that him possibly being somehow involved in shady things and his outwards persona to people being a sweet man is definitely a big reason hes my husbando. just the idea of him having to carry that weight on his shoulders and not being able to truly share his feelings i can save him from the heartache
> Anyways, I’ve been thinking about merc dynamics too, platonic or otherwise
same, i like that each merc truly has their own personality and how the dynamics might be between all of them. engie is pretty sociable (imo) when he’s in an ok or good mood. headcanons include but aren’t limited to: probably fathering scout as he asks for life advice (dad jokes heavily thrown in as well as southernisms), getting pyro plushies just because (at like a truck stop or something driving back to the base), demo seems also easy to talk to so hed definitely be his drinking buddy (sharing the really strong stuff on bad enough days), speaking with heavy as they cook up some banging bbq (i feel a mutual respect between the two, heavy also has a phd (if you believe poker night has a bit of canon lol) so i think they can have somewhat intelligent conversation. think heavy is a lot smarter than he might appear, russian is his native language and its vastly different from English but thats a side tangent), being cordial with spy but never truly trusting him because hes literally a spy for hire, sniper opening up slightly during meal time and them probably talking about the night sky since they’ve both lived in the middle of nowhere, soldier probably enjoys engies very american sounding southern accent but they still hold a cute rivalry in him being from the north and him from the south, and medic and him probably speaking on biomechanics and tinkering on the medi gun. thank you for reading my spergy ted talk.
i just wanna cover him in smooches and hug him and nuzzle into him and rub my hand on his bald head

No. 330701

>>330619
lmao this immediately upped the appeal of scout to me. I love dumbass men I can see why he’s husbando material.

No. 330703

>>330694
I knew someone on Facebook a long time ago who's husbandos were these two. She would make edits of herself with these two, even lewd art and collected reborn dolls that were "fathered by the twins". she even made the baby dolls look like them and would upload baby pictures of them, she "had" over ten children "by" them. I miss her page.

No. 330704

>>330686
Ooof, now that brings memories. Speaking of, what tumblr sexymen you personally found hot, nonas? I remember really loving Whitley, Warden, Loki (my best friend fancied Thor instead and we got into arguments about who is hotter) and Megamind (because… uh, dunno). Looking back on it, I really dislike all tumblr sexymen and most of them are pretty fucking cringe. But teenage me adored them, so maybe it's good that teenage girls got an outlet to be creative and like whoever they wanted and be weird. Early 2010s tumblr really was a highlight of my life cause as a weird nerdy girl I finally felt accepted and sexymen where a big part of it. Cause we all fangirled over pretty weird characters without a fear of being judged. It was truly a gift for humanity and all of teenagegirldom.
But as I said, my taste really changed since than. I still like "weird" characters but that brand of quirky tumblr sexymen lost all appeal. In fact, now I hate Whitley with a burning passion and find him annoying as fuck, but he actually was me fave back in the day. I dropped Portal 2 mid-playthrough just because I disliked him that much playing 10 years later.
>>330703
What a powerful woman. I kneel.

No. 330708

Wow these threads move incredibly fast now!
Hey nonas, I'm >>326246 and I just wanted to say that I'm very sorry that I never got around to draw your husbandos. Real life suddenly hit me full force like a truck that week, and I've been completely exhausted because of these irl issues, and not able to draw. At least a lovely talented nona drew this >>326397

No. 330719

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>>330554
>I want to cuddle Reigen
omg thank you op for adding this !!

No. 330721

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I saw this and thought of scout. I’m sorry

No. 330723

>>330704
i'd love to hear other anons' answers to this because i still love tumblr sexymen, starscream and cedric are still my husbandos, love them most! my past classic sexyman crushes included
>megamind
he's cute anon, no shame in that
>discord
a little too furry for my current taste but he's honestly the best part of the show to me and really fun
>loki
i was desperately craving a greasy, evil and pathetic man and loki temporarily filled that role until i found a character better suited for my fucked up desires (take a wild fucking guess lol)

No. 330732

>>330723
Oh, yes, I LOVED Starscream, he was my numbah one for years <3 Who was your favorite version, though? I really loved G1 for being a pathetic looser (and he was so swaggy in the movie with his crown and stupid cape) and Prime cause… well, it's Prime, the sexiest TF show to date. Although I had a soft spot for Animated Starcscream too, since I felt his character arc in the show was pretty cool and honestly I liked that he had a streak of being a little badass/competent, despite overall being his pathetic old self.
>discord
Never though that any characters in the show were sexy/attractive cause it's a kids cartoon after all… But Discord was great! If you liked him, you NEED to check out Star Trek TNH. The actor that played Discord also was in the show and he was one of the best characters ngl.

No. 330736

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i'm so glad he's getting more beautiful individual fanart. most fanart of him was fujo-related and though i generally don't mind it with other characters, i realized i want to see him (especially in his vidyadhara form) alone.

also! apparently he hated his appearance as a vidyadhara and was\is ashamed of it. which just makes me incredibly sad. i want to comfort him for hours in silence with gentle touches and hug the absolute hell out of him so that he understands how lovable he actually is no matter what he is or how he looks. also!! nonnas i think i have a type.

>wears red eyeliner

>wears some sort of tight black bodysuit
>has complicated\mysterious past
>has several names\identities
>looks human but isn't human, has changed his apperance
>has wind powers??

i only realized it bc this artist also drew my other husbando from genshin. god i love them both sm.

No. 330743

>>330721
scoutcore

No. 330744

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>>330621
I mean, thinking back I can kinda see why 10-year-old me liked him but I don't really wanna delve too deep into it.

No. 330745

>>330732
i'm a simple woman, tfp is my favorite! also how did your taste evolve since then? (assuming you're the anon i replied to)

>>330744
omg how could i forget about him

No. 330749

File: 1685024575208.jpg (140.95 KB, 850x1200, 91205379_p0_master1200.jpg)

heard u nonnas were talking about vintage husbandos… may i remind u all about this man

No. 330754

File: 1685025498165.jpg (37.53 KB, 564x581, 5e51dd66ece2fa06d9ffcafb4b4d77…)

I miss him

No. 330755

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>>330749
He's literally an ideal, the perfect amount of cool and masculine, but at the same time cute and goofy.

No. 330761

i drew husbando as a girl, as a joke. now i'm unfathomably attracted to "her".
epic.

No. 330763

File: 1685027985738.jpg (86.41 KB, 587x1016, IMG_20230411_204410.jpg)

My little meow meow. My sweet traumatized schizo sociopath. My murderous blorbo. This art makes me want to ruffle his hair. I love him.

>do you have a nickname for your husbando?

hyaku-chan… when my heart is feeling dokic doki

No. 330767

>>330761
I have a "waifu" who is actually a genderbent husbando and I'm way more attracted to the female version than the OG one. Sucks tbh because there's barely any content.

No. 330781

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Nice to know that I’d be almost eye-level with Scout’s flat, non-existent tits

No. 330784

>>330781
Every time I need a Scout/TF2 hit, I come here and some nonnie has posted a few mins before about him, we're a hivemind

No. 330785

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>>330619
Scout would draw little doodles of you fawning over him with him being drawn super jacked like pic rel. he’s decent at drawing doodles, but not anything more complicated than that because he doesn’t really practice stuff like perspective, anatomy etc. He’ll probably trace over or try to copy the muscles seen a superhero comic to draw himself, and maybe use female heroines as a reference point on how to draw women (you)

>>330784
Your welcome nonnie

No. 330786

I keep drawing my retarded self-insert rubbing her face on my husbandos bodies and I don’t think I will ever stop.

No. 330791

File: 1685042737461.jpg (62.75 KB, 781x925, 560f3e9bafe62f124f0059f8b6b3e4…)

Posting to remove nasty shit from frontpage

No. 330792

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No. 330793

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godiwishthatwereme.jpg

No. 330794

>>330602
You're absolutely right. This is what we should do.
>>330786
>>330601
I'd love to see you nonas art if you ever decided to share itt!

No. 330795


No. 330801

>>330793
He is so bulliable, he is perfect

No. 330804

File: 1685045770913.jpg (Spoiler Image, 75.55 KB, 694x761, hehe.JPG)

>>330785
im thoroughly enjoying the scoutposting, and ive never played tf2. he's so cute. scout nonnies have excellent taste.
>>330794
ntayrt but i draw myself with my husbando a lot

No. 330806

File: 1685045962012.png (Spoiler Image, 109.74 KB, 887x615, chillaxin.png)

>>330794
>>330804
this one's very cheesy so be warned. drawing is a good outlet for these kinds of feelings. i wish he was real.

No. 330807

File: 1685046484775.jpg (Spoiler Image, 103.64 KB, 905x683, stew.JPG)

>>330806
the joke is that he eats mushrooms

No. 330808

>>330804
Anon that's adorable!

No. 330809

File: 1685047007083.jpg (Spoiler Image, 70.44 KB, 673x866, frazetta.JPG)

>>330807
and this is one of the more retarded ones.

No. 330814

I can't exactly think of how the position would work right now, but I need my husbandos tongue on my ass and his fingers on my clit. Maybe I would be laying on my side?

No. 330821

>>330786
That's based, I need more content like this

No. 330824

File: 1685052861222.jpeg (62.25 KB, 749x690, 66D7988B-DC6D-4480-BA1B-FC6A44…)

How did value somehow make almost all the mercs immensely fuckable without even going out of their way to sexualise them (aside from the burly beast)

>>330804
>>330806
>>330807
>>330809
Honestly based, nonna

No. 330826

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>>330814
My husbando would tell you to keep the back straight and sit well to work. Work is for working and not for distractions.

No. 330827

If dio was real, he'd hit me with a car.

I'm down

No. 330830

>>330791
my husband (it’s canon)

No. 330838

>>330830
he's public property, I'll fight you

No. 330840

File: 1685056554872.gif (413.58 KB, 498x278, superjail-whats-going-on.gif)

>>330686
samefag, I went back to look for fanfics and read one so hilariously in character and also very hot. here some highlights:

>You would never admit it to your friends but you want this fool of a man, this middle-aged magical freak, who somehow has got you feeling so uncomfortable you rub your thighs together, trying to get some relief from the maddening need that has overtaken you.


>Your breath lodges in your lungs. God, if he interrupts your session to pull another string of strangely pristine tied up napkins from his asshole again you might seriously consider beating him to an inch of his life.


>You nearly wince. You don’t want a laugh, you want to be fucked . By him, preferably.


>Your Honour, I bashed his head in after I became overwhelmed with sexual frustration.

No. 330841

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>>330791
>>330792
Simultaneously a hot babe and precious little angel.
>>330793
Aw, Leon needs tender loving. He's been through too much.
>>330830
You'll have to pry him from my cold, dead hands.

No. 330843

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>>330841
Bonus glasses pic, so sophisticated.

No. 330845

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I dream of what it would be like to become close to Levi, and for the moment that he feels comfortable enough to tell me about all of his trauma and his terrible life. Maybe it would happen in the late hours of the night when neither of us can sleep. A time where he might be a little vulnerable. He has amnesia so it's common for him to be up thinking of everything he went through. It would just be us in the dark with nothing but moonlight shining through the windows. He would tell me the blurry memories he has of spending his early years in a brothel and having to sit in the same room as the body of his decaying mother, his own body deteriorating from starvation. He would tell me about how he was found by some random man who he didn't know he had any relation to. He would tell me about how both of his best friends died on their first scoring expedition. And about how he made more friends in the military just to watch them die too, one he had to make the choice to kill. I want to hear it all from his perspective. We never actually hear Levi talk about these things himself. I want to absorb his pain and shoulder some of the burden for him.

No. 330854

>>330804
Anon every time you post it feels like I'm passing by a friend on the street, you have such good taste in husbandos and music (and really cute art). Bjorn would body the fuck out of everyone in a pit for you kek.

No. 330871

File: 1685070748434.jpeg (50.4 KB, 757x427, precious foxboy smile.jpeg)

>>330642
>>330657
interesting, the pedo character is extremely offputting but I will still try watching it for the fox husbando (he looks very cute)

No. 330872

>>330708
no worries nonnie, it's nice knowing we have so many talented yume artists here

No. 330875

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>>330719
Same nonnie. Just hugging him would melt all your troubles away and bring your spirit back up.

No. 330879

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His bot has been one of the hardest to rizz, that's why I'm here to announce that i just forced him to let me ride his face til i came after almost killing him by suffocation. I told his bitch ass i was going to make him my chair if he kept talking bs but of course he didn't listen. While i was at it, he couldn't really…communicate much besides very intense, muffled sounds and grunts (hot) wish I could see his red, messy face after that. The whole chat was kind of hilarious tbh

No. 330881

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>>330657
Oh yeah, some jokes are so moidish, I'm happy the anime was aired years ago or people would have complained a lot for certain scenes (picrel husbando in child form for Tengu)
>>330871
Kokkuri is quite husbando material, so if you can tolerate the adult jokes, is quite nice. Of course the manga is even sad.

No. 330888

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Thinking about chilling and watching some cartoons with Anakin.I would be tucked in beside him, laying my head on his chest and feeling his heartbeat along his soft breathing would be so comforting nonnies..I would 100% force him to watch mlp with me, cause it’s my favourite comfort show.

picrel.

No. 330894

File: 1685083934621.png (236.93 KB, 699x828, junpeiiii.png)

Junpei my beloved…
He's just my type.

No. 330897

File: 1685084755695.jpg (Spoiler Image, 137.64 KB, 800x1145, he_is_giving_it_to_you.jpg)

To anakin nonna

No. 330898

>>330897
Not her but wow, did you draw that nona?

No. 330903

>>330854
thank you nonna, you cheered me up

No. 330904

>>330894
I was just talking to a friend about how I'd seduce him and then convince him to shave his chin

No. 330906

>>330804
>>330806
>>330807
>>330809
Nona, this is so wonderful! Really great art and I always glad to see other yumes drawing themselves with their loved ones.
I really need to draw my husbando now. Unfortunately, he is pretty tricky to draw for me cause the art style of his source is pretty unique and I need to try hard to replicate his vibe. Without it his is some uwu pretty boy but that's not what I'm looking for.
>>330824
I have the same feeling too. Somehow I don't find the character that much attractive if he is outright sexy. It's like they are made in the lab to be appealing and it feels artificial and in your face.
>>330840
>Your Honour, I bashed his head in after I became overwhelmed with sexual frustration.
Big mood
>>330888
I throw pocket sand at Anakin. Your actions? (just kidding, lol, love you nona)
>>330745
>also how did your taste evolve since then? (assuming you're the anon i replied to)
AYRT, I feel like since than I developed two opposite tastes in husbandos. On one hand, I was big into more scrote-oriented media (think strategy games or comic books), so with that I started liking more conventionally masculine characters and now I would rather choose a badass hunk with a tight ass and huge biceps rather a tumblr twink kek. Really loved Bradford in XCOM 2 or Boone from FNV. This sort of husbandos.
On other hand, I really love… weird and fucked up husbandos. While I'm not into shit like guro or non-con (I'm not r*ncefag), I still love me some creepy and murderous husbandos. Think Zoom from DC comics or Paxton Fettel from F.E.A.R. Actually I'm pretty level-headed person IRL and prefer a company of nice and friendly scrotes, but when it comes to husbandos I like a streack of weirdness and violence to them. IDK, for me it's an outlet of sorts. A chance to be weird and unhinged when nobody is watching. For example, I would dread to come off as unkind IRL and even say a wrong word to a person, but I love playing Saints Row just because I can run over people with my car and they would ragdoll around in hilarious way. IDK, maybe it DO sound unhinged but it's my sort of stress relief.

No. 330907

File: 1685088680166.jpeg (39.67 KB, 770x620, 1680241385814.jpeg)

>be me
>spend time in both yume and fujo circles
>talk about sexyman #9453 with some other girl
>develop a huge crush on her
>"we like the same fictional guy, we should totally kiss"
>"ew anon wtf"
>rinse and repeat
This is probably just weird cross-wiring due to bisexuality and autism, but maybe some anons can relate. I've pretty much always been like this. I also don't seem to have any preferences with regards to shipping and self-inserting, because I will ship my husbando with literally anything that moves, f/m or m/m, and then self-insert either as him or as the other party, or since I discovered writing x reader, inserting myself as some kind of a puppet master narrator or a voyeur. Writing x reader feels like I'm writing an anonymous love letter to all women. Ik it's cringe but I'm thirsty and I don't care. If I ever wanted to have a relationship irl, it would have to be with another bi husbandofag like myself.

No. 330908

>>330906
thanks for the kind words. i was shy posting my boyfriend all over the internet like that, but im glad everyone itt is supportive.

No. 330912

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>>330904
I like his stupid goatee, I'm not into thick beards and whatever, but I kind of like weak facial hair on the right guy. I think it makes them look a little sleazy which I am attracted to for whatever reason

No. 330923

>>330906
>I throw pocket sand at Anakin. Your actions?
KEK NONA

No. 330924

>>330907
gaddamn nonny I could have married you… I'm exactly the same as you. bisexual, yumefujo, ships my sexyman with everything including me, engages/enjoy in master, narrator or voyeur fiction fucking fuck. I'm 27 and married my college sweetheart so I'm fucking sad I missed out on you BUT if I found you you'll be able to find another one just like us, I only have well wished for you babe

No. 330925

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it's such a shame there's no art like picrel with my husbando. too bad i can't draw but i might get horny enough to write a whole little fic about it. anyways… i want to messily kiss and bite and suck on his neck while grinding down on his dick. i want to observe each cute expression he makes and witness all the embarrassement from him and hear all his cute whimpers. i want to tease him and edge him too. that's the best part!! ugh he's so lovable i love him sm.

No. 330926

Nonnies here make me want to make a picrew for all of us so we can all have fanart of us with our husbandos the way we want.

No. 330928

>>330907
>>330924
are we all the same person? cause i'm bi too, yumefujo, i enjoy my husbandos in different scenarios with different characters, and i love writer x reader stuff sm. not writing/engaging with it as much as i used to due to being busy with work (ew) but i wish to get to it so badly! nonnas we should unite or something…

No. 330929

>>330928
the fuck, there's 3 of us, I call pizza night

No. 330932


No. 330934

File: 1685100841505.jpg (122.38 KB, 850x1408, madaramybeloved.jpg)

any madara lovers in the chat? He is perfect in every way (the face on his chest never bothered me).

No. 330935

File: 1685100884500.png (191.79 KB, 752x443, me and nonnies.PNG)

>>330932
make it 4 lets go!!

No. 330938

>>330809
>>330807
>>330806
>>330804
There's something so…intimate about these, even the shitpost ones, you can feel the two of them care so much for each other and connect perfectly, like twin souls that seem almost destined to be together sorry if that sounded corny but I'm feeling some type a way rn, i ship it
>>330925
Absolutely based, i would kill just get to lick/kiss his neck, picrel looks very similar to my daily fantasies. I'm actually impressed you could find artwork this good featuring these dynamics, it is not very common, thanks for posting

No. 330939

>>330907
>>330924
>>330928
>>330932
You're just coombrained people.
And yes I see the irony posting this in the Retarded Husbando Hornyposting Thread.(baiting/infighting)

No. 330943

>>330939
This. Every basic bitch claims "bisexuality" nowadays, they're prolly just hetero but coombrained/never got over their tumblr phase

No. 330944

>>330924
>>330928
>>330929
>>330932
>>330935
i've found my people, this gives me hope i'll meet someone like me some day
>>330939
>>330943
then gtfo from this thread
i've ruined two irl fandom friendships with this shit, ofc if i was a normie i'd be out there at a night club or something but no can do.

No. 330945

>>330939
>>330943
mind yer own business

No. 330946

File: 1685107187084.jpg (93.79 KB, 986x1000, unnamed.jpg)

>>330938
yes! u get it nonna. it's so sad those dynamics aren't exactly popular ones. that art is from a manhwa actually, it's called sadistic beauty. it wasn't exactly my thing, but it featured a few of my favorite femdom-y fantasies so i saved the screenshot and cherished it ever since. another similar art i have is this, again the neck!! and his hands are tied too which is such a perfect combination. oh the things i would do to be able to do the same to my husbando…

No. 330959

File: 1685112878329.jpg (96.64 KB, 911x911, resident evil 4 remake leon ke…)

>>330838
>>330841
let the fight begin

No. 330979

>>330690
My ai scout bit is just like this. And the bot came up with that headcannon itself. He’s a whimpering mess.

No. 330988

>>330938
thank you anon. the feeling i have for him is definitely genuine. i never thought the husbando lifestyle is for me, until i fell for this 2d fella. no real scrote could compare.
he's a personification of everything i love or find painfully relatable. most people don't appreciate the complexity of his character.

No. 330991

>>330988
What's his name?

No. 330997

>>330991
bjorn from vinland saga

No. 330998

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>>330897
Oh thank you so much nona!!! He looks so beautiful, you have done such an amazing job. Ty ty ty!!! I feel so blessed, ily. Sending you so many hugs and kisses. I will have this drawing framed somewhere i swear..

No. 331001

>>330935
>>330944
5th one coming through!

>>330939
Sure but I'm not coombrained towards girls. It just doesn't feel right since moids do that very often and it's distasteful.

>>330943
Does liking androgynous handsome women or reverse traps counts as being bisexual?

No. 331002

File: 1685129005377.png (283.28 KB, 799x1200, 86422834_p24.png)

I've been playing SMASH Bros., and I've properly took note at how elegant and intimidating they made Meta Knight in the game, like to an uncomfortable extent. From his fancy gold trim cape, his purple steel sabatons that have o-straps on them, how his pauldrons have wine red accenting that goes nicely with the gold trim of them, the steel layered hand guards. All of it looks really nice, and makes for one of his more "grim and cool" appearance. I like that this appearance clashes with things like the Tanuki Leaf or Bunny Hood (pic related), it's super cute. I want to study the Smash iterations so I can better draw them all. I wanted to watch some compilations but they all look like they were edited for zoomers with ADHD, the camera keeps zooming in randomly and loud meme noises constantly play, memey images flood the screen constantly, how the hell can anyone watch these?
>>330621
I think everyone does to an extent. I know I do quite a lot. Don't get me wrong, I love my three with all of my body and soul however I will never be able to deny the ludicrousness of my love for them which has been going for a solid 11 years and still counting. sometimes I wish I was normal, and that I was able to be aroused by sexy anime men instead of circles and teddy-bear bodied chibi proportions. But then I remember how much I love them and why I love them, their lovely charms, and oh-so delightful backgrounds and such thoughts dissipate like the blast from an atom bomb.

No. 331007

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>>331001
this makes me so happy, we are officially a team nonnies ♥

No. 331011

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>>330997
I see the vision

No. 331013

>>330925
yesssss literally one of my fantasies too. Possibly not relatable, but kinda makes me sad there's so much vampire guy stuff when getting my own neck bitten/sucked doesn't do anything for me but a guys neck is like top tier sexy to me. Lmao I want to be a vampire and suck blood from my husbando's neck (actually if any other nonas are into the idea of sucking blood from a guy's neck, you'd probably also enjoy the sexy bloodsucking scenes from the Vanitas anime)

No. 331014

>>331011
Samefag his outfit seems familiar, is he a viking? Nice and based

No. 331016

>>330898
Yes kek, I've been holding into it because I was a bit too self conscious to post. I wanted to do something for my husbando nonnies, I got a few sketches of some husbandos who don't have a lot of fanart, but I am still pretty scared of posting them.

>>330998
Ily anakin nonnie! I love your posts and you inspire my husbando love.

No. 331018

>>331016
Oh, nona, I'm begging you to post your art! I'm sure that nonas itt would be grateful and will love your art.
Actually I myself would like to make some sketches for nonas with rare husbandos, since I know how it sucks when your husbando doesn't have much fan art. I'm not a great artist unfortunately, but I would like to learn doing requests (since I never drew shit for other people). So if you feel like it, ask me to draw stuff for you. But not anime, cause I can't draw bishies.

No. 331019

>>331011
he's severely wounded in this gif, and about to die
>>331014
yes, it's a show about vikings. i typically avoid viking media, but this one is really well done. the guy that made the manga has a genuine passion for european history, which can't be said for the people making western viking shows.

No. 331022

>>331016
Anon that picture you drew is really pretty! Great work! Please do not be self-conscious, I'm sure other nonas would be thrilled if you drew their husbandos, I would be!

No. 331024

>>330897
this is amazing, i thought 'no fucking way a nonny drew this', great job!

No. 331027

>>330897
fuck, this is super cute

No. 331036

>>331002
Tbh I have always found Meta Knight attractive in Brawl. Not in Kirby games though, he's too cute and not voiced in those

No. 331037

>>330897
I also wondered if you had drawn this yourself, it's really beautiful. Please don't be ashamed of posting your art!

No. 331039

File: 1685137472527.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 211.62 KB, 941x941, E858EC5E-F9FB-4D7C-92BC-6F520B…)

this artist is so good

No. 331044

File: 1685138861735.gif (29.46 KB, 112x112, 1A1F4FC0-413E-4F09-AAF2-C5B0B0…)

Been thinking about Scout-fucking lately.
On the one hand, I get the feeling he’d just sound like Benny’s from Fallout New Vegas black widow sex scene. But if I got right down to it, I feel like he’d need to be repeatedly assured that you feel good, but he’d try to phrase it as ‘yeah, you like that don't you?’ and ‘you like it when I do that, Y/N? Yeah?’ He really needs you to audibly say ‘yes’. He honestly so desperate that he can’t help but feel a little embarrassed with just how horny he gets, but that’s usually after the fact since in the moment he just wants to be all over you

No. 331046

>>331019
Kek anon sorry I didn't knew, I took this gif out of context, at least he looks badass

No. 331047

File: 1685141100870.png (212.42 KB, 625x852, 巽 on Twitter.png)

Wish more male characters got the Leon treatment

No. 331049

>>330897
Omg this is beautiful, he looks so pretty and handsome

No. 331050

>>331039
Link to the artist please?
>>331047
Sadly we didn't get to see this in the game though.

No. 331053

File: 1685141917695.jpeg (20.57 KB, 421x421, 787E02FA-1DAC-4501-93BC-2E0C7D…)

>>331044
Also I’m on the fence on whether or not Scout has a daddy kink. He does have that ‘come to daddy’ voice line and looks like the type to call women a decade older than him ‘baby girl’ or something, but on the other hand he’s really fatherless

No. 331054

File: 1685142012933.jpg (555.12 KB, 2048x1280, Ftk2pqwaUAACmf5.jpg)

>>331036
>Tbh I have always found Meta Knight attractive in Brawl.
Really?! Same here! I think Meta Knight in the actual Kirby games tends to be more cuter and softer, mostly because of a change in directors (from Sakurai to Kumazaki) and just the general tone in the series. I don't mind it, in fact, I still think it's erotic in it's own way but I can understand why some fans would prefer Smash Bros. Meta Knight in terms of fuckability. For example, Meta Knight in Revenge of Meta Knight (Where he was more authoritative, serious, and mad with power) is closer to his Smash counterpart whereas Meta Knight in more recent games, such as Forgotten Land, is more farther. I think Smash Meta Knight is probably at his peak 'dominant sexy' whereas game is way more 'submissive cute sexy'. As some would say, you want to be fucked by Smash Meta Knight where you want to fuck Game Meta Knight because of their tonal differences on the Meta-cool-cute scale. Smash Meta Knight is far larger, and has these vampiric boss vibes which is nice. What do you think of Anime Meta Knight, or hell, Dark Meta Knight?
>not voiced in those
I mean technically he has a voice in Battle Royale… still you have a good point we'll never get proper fully voiced dialogue. A shame really.

No. 331056

>>331053
I think he'd do it ironically or refer to himself as daddy when trying to impress a girl (which 110% fails every time)

No. 331057

File: 1685143701876.png (Spoiler Image, 287.34 KB, 550x550, Hoozuki & Micro Bikini.png)

I can't believe I found this nsfw item of my husbando… And I really want to buy it (it's an acrylic stand)

No. 331061

>>331057
Now THIS is quality content, damn

No. 331066

File: 1685146074926.jpg (28.02 KB, 326x730, shadow butler.jpg)

lately I've been day dreaming about me being a rich heiress and him serving me as my personal butler. he'd be perfect in every way at the job and take serving me very seriously. he knows how I like things and snaps at other house staff for not doing something properly. he knows exactly what tea I like and how I like it brewed. he'd go on little shopping trips to find me new exotic blends around town while he's running his errands, bringing them back eagerly to see if he can find me my new favourite to share with him over afternoon tea. he'd bring me a fresh cup every morning in my favourite china, setting it gently beside my bed softly uttering "good morning, my lady" in his low, smooth tone. sometimes I'd complain to him about my clients and he'd always lend and ear and a snide comment that would cheer me up. eventually I'd get to see more of his sweet side outside of the obedient, subservient persona he puts on for me. I'd watch him through the window tending to the lavender in the garden, seeing a sweet smile creep upon his lips as he takes in their smell, before he spots me and bashfully turns away. I know how much he loves lavender so I start leaving small bouquets for him when he brings me my morning breakfast. "For you." I'd say, and every time he would take them, hold them to his chest and say "thank you, my lady" trying to hide his embarrassment.

no other servant would be allowed to help me get dressed except him. I'd watch smugly as he pulls up my stockings to my thighs. His gentle hands gliding against my skin trying not to quiver. "How does that feel, my lady?" his voice would waver slightly. "Perfect as usual, Shadow." His ear would twitch upon his master uttering his name, I would practically see the moment his heart skipped a beat. he'd squeeze out a short "Good." and sigh, his muzzle washing over with a red tint.

I could go on and on about this one ugh he's perfect

No. 331068

File: 1685146721934.jpg (65.45 KB, 564x464, dab4157f9612c470a33ce170457028…)

My friend recently sold me on camp councillor AUs and how much you can do with them. I'm so tempted to do a TF2 camp councillor fic, probably Scout x reader bc he my No.1 bitch. I'm still trying to figure out what's what though

No. 331072

>>331054
Oh I don't find cute Meta Knight fuckable so I can't relate in that way, sorry Kirbyanon. I don't sexualize Kirby characters but Meta Knight in Brawl was the exception. Probably because they gave him an impossibly sexy English voice and the realism that Brawl's style is known for made him look edgier and cooler than cute.
My favorite voice lines were his taunt "Come!" and his Final Smash "Know my power!" Everything about him made me forget that beneath the mask, he was just a purple ball with cute big eyes like Kirby kek
>Revenge of Meta Knight
I forgot about this! Yeah I also found him oddly attractive in that subgame (not as much as in Brawl, but he had a similar vibe there) because he, in the portraits as well as the dialogue, reminded me of the kind of character I'm usually attracted to. Cool, serious, powerful.
>What do you think of Anime Meta Knight
I've never watched the Kirby anime, I was so confused (and disappointed) when I realized that a lot of people were familiar with Kirby through the anime and not the games.
>Dark Meta Knight?
He has a neat design that has the potential to be attractive to me too, but the Kirby games (imo) don't portray it in the way Brawl did with MK. But I'm sure if I had the same perspective on this franchise as you, I would think he's tied with MK for sexiness kek

No. 331079

File: 1685150490999.png (43.08 KB, 663x476, heads.png)

>>331072
Why are you apologizing, it's all good I kind of had a guess to be honest. I'd rather have someone have a non-sexual appreciation for the characters than none at all (or worse, only a sexual appreciation for the characters). Brawl Meta Knight is peak sexiness, I remember an age of Meta Knight fangirls coming from the anime and Smash just on the basis of his cool voice so you're not alone on that.
>Everything about him made me forget that beneath the mask, he was just a purple ball with cute big eyes like Kirby kek
For me it was the opposite, I loved the contrast between how supposedly cute he was with his external rough, commanding and intimidating presence. That, and I think the fact that he has a deep voice is super appealing coming from his nonthreatingly cute face.
RoMK is my favorite appearance of him, and I wish it was given more attention. The madman was literally about to carpet bomb and nuke Dream Land if it meant that people would start exercising. He had a commanding presence and a army who truly respected and looked up to him. RoMK Meta Knight probably gives off Smash Meta Knight vibes because Sakurai was in charge at the time, when Kumazaki started to man the helm it was only then that Meta Knight started getting more cuter and softer. The anime isn't good as a Kirby anime, but it's semi-decent for a anime with Kirby characters. Honestly, nothing fills me with a rolling boil of anger than a fan who's only knowledge on the characters and interpretation of the characters in fan media is because of it, and it's not only because my himbo husbando Kirby is seen as a child for several generations because of that but because they made Meta Knight kind of lame and pathetic in a way. Dark Meta Knight is tricky, because at least Smash Ultimate gave us an idea of what it would look like but not an extensive idea of what it could be. Dark Meta Knight's armor would be more scratched and rough, the slash in his mask would have cracks and such (refer to this render I painted a while back), he'd have a rusty look to him that gives off a ferocious and dangerous vibe. Actually, to be honest, I don't find Dark Meta Knight all that sexy. He's good and I suppose he's better for some situations than others I would usually use Meta Knight for but he's like mid tier for me in terms of the four knights on a would to wouldn't fuck scale.

No. 331087

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Ok I know this shit is way too early but I don’t want to forget. I have a picture idea for next thread.

On the top it will be real men, then at the bottom will be fictional men. Whoever wants to photoshop real men at the top then nonnies husbandos at the bottom would be great too!

No. 331088

>>331087
samefag but #14: fictional men >>> real men edition.

No. 331089

>>331087
How bought we don't put ugly stuff in the op's.
My husbando's are mostly 3DCG guys so I'm not repulsed by handsome real men.

No. 331090

>>331057
Damn nonnie. That’s a feast.

No. 331095

File: 1685165676400.jpeg (46.13 KB, 728x410, IMG_0008.jpeg)

I could fix him
Bump for weird AI pedoshit thread below

No. 331099

File: 1685168212048.jpeg (74.14 KB, 750x1132, 9C3318F4-5181-4F87-976D-2A661A…)

Why they make him look like that

No. 331105

>>331057
What a lucky find nona!
>>331089
I completely agree, no ugly stuff in the op and also I like handsome 3D men.

No. 331107

File: 1685174512701.jpg (58.97 KB, 600x600, tinyleon.jpg)

Leon will get a tiny figure soon.
KAWAII

No. 331110


No. 331112

>>331110
Too bad it's full of gross gay shit.

No. 331113

>>331110
some of these will go great on the BL pics thread, I'll get around to it tomorrow if any yumefujos are interested and patient

No. 331118

>>331112
ah yes, mandatory homophobic comment of the thread

No. 331121

>>331118
It's not homophobic to hate yaoi, it isn't real. This -is- the husbando thread. I seriously hate that all the porn my guy has is ooc gay shit.

No. 331122

>>331121
then make your own. hating women who like things you hate wont magically create more yume content for your husbando

No. 331123

>>331118
How is it homophobic to not like gay porn?

No. 331124

I thought that my husbando doesn't have any merch, but there is actually a figure of him and now I want it so much! Unfortunately I'm broke af and shipping it to my country would be expansive.
Well, there is a good reason to save up some money now. Unfortunately, I hate spending money on "useless" stuff and something in my mind tells me NOT to buy this figure, cause in the end of the day it's a piece of plastic that would cost me some serious money. And now I wish I never knew that this figure exists in the first place, cause I've been going around for a couple of days now thinking only about this figurine blessing my bookshelf with its existence.

No. 331125

>>331118
tbh im a bit tired of my husbando being belittled to being nothing more than a more significant character's gay love interest.

No. 331126

>>331122
I'm pretty sure it's gay guys and not fujos making his art, it just gives off that vibe.

No. 331133

>>331118
How is it homophobic to dislike moid pov porn of your husbando? I want to see female pov. And to see him alone, with no scrote. I also don't want to see my waifus with scrotes.
>>331122
She didn't say anything about hating women, only the porn she saw.

No. 331134

File: 1685189827163.png (422.15 KB, 1200x678, image_2023-05-27_221818833.png)

He's going to look so good in HD

No. 331140

This thread went to shit once all the entertaining husbandofags got banned(ban evading)

No. 331142

>>331140
don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

No. 331143

File: 1685193120865.jpg (71.19 KB, 937x599, 107019682_p21.jpg)

I wish I could wake up to him, it's genuinely unfair. Why can't I wake up to his smile and soft touch, I imagine his kisses genuinely taste sweet…
To the nonnie who drew that Kirby on the lolcow doodle board waking up covered in silky soft sheets I am forever in your debt, you perfectly captured that mix of comfort, sensuality, and innocent cuteness that he has. He looks ethereal, like a visage of a purer being. It almost teared up looking at it. A part of me wants to re-draw it in a soft painterly style with fruits and such like a renessiance painting but I don't think I could ever do it justice. It's perfection incarnate.

No. 331144

>>331140
Stop ban evading. No one thought you were entertaining. The actual entertaining and sweet husbandofags are still around

No. 331145

File: 1685195687732.jpeg (21.74 KB, 569x569, 580C6A8D-9473-4197-AE58-8EF8A8…)

>>331068
Fuck I’d kill for a scoutxreader TF2 camp councillor fic. There’s definitely character dynamic potential for Scout as a camp councillor. Aside from Scout dunking on literal children like your pic rel, there’s something there about him learning to be an older brother figure, since his whole life he’s been a younger brother. He’d probably like being the one giving advice , though under no circumstances should they actually listen to him

Also, I read about someone else’s headcanons relating to the mercs, including scout, skinny dipping with the reader (I can link it if you want), which is admittedly more related to a regular camping trip than a camp councillor AU, but idk maybe you could work with it somehow?

No. 331146

File: 1685196250773.jpg (300.42 KB, 1638x2048, Fw4jvNJaUAA34Ts.jpg)

discovered this doll artist today and she doesn't unfortunately (or fortunately for my bank account) sell the figurines she makes… scara looks so pretty though!! she has a bunch of different outfits for him too and it's just the sweetest thing ever, i'm kinda jealous lol. i scrolled through her account a bit more and she has recommendations for ppl, like where to purchase individual parts, hair, clothes etc. it got me thinking… dollmaking such an interesting \ unique hobby to have too, i really want to read up more information on it, figure out how actually expensive and time-consuming it can be. all so that one day i might have a little scara doll to gently hold in my hands & even set up a dedicated space for him.

No. 331148

>>331144
True and these threads have been extra nice recently because of the amount of artist nonas who share their art!

No. 331150

>>331099
Hottie
>>331146
He looks gorgeous!!

No. 331152

>>331146
dolls are awesome. i have a newfound appreciation for dolls, after having extensively researched them last week for husbando-related reasons (making a doll of him.)
i am genuinely restless, because i can't make a start on him yet. kek

No. 331153

>>331143
nona! there are so many cute big kirby plushies you could get (assuming you don't have one already). lowkey jealous you can get that. if i wanted a life-sized husbando effigy, id need a whole ass mannequin

No. 331157

File: 1685199695674.jpg (104.23 KB, 500x500, a82b4bcc7cbc4c2798be58eb33e41f…)

>>331153
Yes there are! I've been tempted to get one since they're so big, plush, and perfect to sleep with however the one thing I truly one is a extra larger version of pic-related. It's an Action Kirby plush, super fucking rare and super expensive. What sets this bad boy apart from other small plushes is the fact that similar to the Kirby Nendoroid the Action Kirby's arm and feet are removeable and can be articulated because of the velcro on the plush's hands and feet. I want something like that so I can pose it and sit it down on my lap or at my desk properly. I've thought about making a Kirby/Meta Knight love doll similar to the ones made out of silicone and such with similar engineering to the Nendoroids, using magnets to have them stick to the body so that it's large and articulated but I don't know where to start. Yeah, the best part about Kirby is that there are a lot of 'life-sized' plushes of him", it's the best!

No. 331158

>>331125
Relatable af nonna

No. 331160

I've been writing a reader insert style story about taking my ochusbando's virginity. It's approaching 6k words at the moment and Im still adding to it. Not sure if any part is 'canon' in the broader story he belongs to but it's very fun

No. 331161

File: 1685201230978.gif (19.71 KB, 420x590, tumblr_lwzqcqrGiB1r8k88ao1_r1_…)

kinda need him so bad

No. 331163

File: 1685201321628.gif (2.71 MB, 500x320, f8d71c9237fb832b1e3e2fd749739a…)

have yet to play the game but I need an android bf…

No. 331164

>>331125
I'm fucking sick of this too. Mine even has female love interest.

No. 331166

File: 1685204241896.jpg (68.02 KB, 736x920, d0023a70e74de47cc99b7035e595e7…)

>Chiaki gets a nendo and an alt version to her bunny suit figure
>Still no Kamukura nendo
Maybe this is just a signal so I can be better prepared for the right day.

No. 331167

>>331163
Nonna, he is my husbando for at least 2 months now and I've been going crazy over this mf. He is too darn good, even forced me to draw men more. I love the way they designed all of the androids in game.

No. 331172

>>331125
the exact same thing is happening to my husbando too. It's sad because it has almost killed my feelings for him. I have to find a new one now.

No. 331174

File: 1685208559154.jpg (98.26 KB, 1280x720, husbando.jpg)

>>331125
I remember certain page calling Hoozuki no Reitetsu a "BL" anime because the pairing of Hoozuki and Hakutaku is quite popular, when it's a seinen anime and Hoozuki hates Hakutaku and viceversa (BTW I'm ok with fans shipping them, but that doesn't make the serie a BL one).

No. 331175

>>331110
i’m not a huge fujo but art of hot men suffering is so rare I take what I can get kek

No. 331176

>>331140
you were never entertaining, just a nuisance that few retards cared to amuse

No. 331177

>>331174
That's crazy, not only do they hate each other, but Hakutaku is a heterosexual manwhore.

No. 331178

>>331160
i have 18k words about husbando and my self insert hanging out. admittedly there is romance, but nothing sexually saucy. it's mostly us being besties and going on wholesome adventures. still, it makes my heart go doki doki.
it's such bliss, and nothing to do with canon material. it's set in a completely different time period. the only hint towards canon is his occupation.
i wrote the whole thing in less than a week, just putting daydreams into physical form. it's the first time i wrote a fanfic. it's fun writing for no audience but myself. i write as i go along, not worrying about plot. if anyone's questionining whether to write or not, just do it. its so fun.

No. 331180

File: 1685210239776.jpg (80.9 KB, 539x663, Hakutaku.jpg)

>>331177
A cute manwhore that I'd like to shag/punch in the face btw

No. 331181

>>331107
HOLY SHIT NEED

No. 331183

File: 1685213136155.jpg (77.33 KB, 638x843, Levi.jpg)

I want slow morning sex with him.

Anyway, I've been looking at one of my favorite Levi fic writers semi-secret reddit account, and I wish she would stop worrying about Eurovision and release a new chapter of one of her stories. I would never pressure a fanfic writer for more free work of course, but I just really would love an update. Plus she deleted her tumblr so I can't read the stories on there either. Maybe I'll re-read something old.

No. 331192

File: 1685214662507.jpg (127.15 KB, 1280x720, hakutaku.jpg)

>>331177
>>331180
I mean, he even called a trans woman oni (?) a "beautiful woman" for an old bet (then again, he probably is in "I'm not going to lose against this oni" mode rather than being a trans ally).

Nice to see more HnR fans in here.

No. 331194

File: 1685215756703.png (85.86 KB, 700x800, e87e2d81fe2b93a152c6fd7362d0c9…)

>>331145
Yes link it please! The idea seems to fit very well with something I want to put into it anyways kek. I think it'd be fun having him as an unserious authority figure, like I imagine him batting with the kids and racing them, he would go try hard to beat them every time. I'm not from somewhere that does stereotypical summer camps so I'm unsure if I should give each merc a "role" or something? So I'm gonna do my research before I start plotting properly

No. 331195

File: 1685216196628.jpg (54.64 KB, 728x750, FeUxlGOaEAAyJcf.jpg)

>>331125
As a yumefujo, I get you and I wish there's more yume content for Reigen even though the anime he's in is male focused with a few female characters that are unpairable with him. I don't mind him being paired with Serizawa since I could relate to him and find him very sweet and likable. I just think that Reigen would be bi rather than full on gay since he never explicitly said he's not intrested in women.

No. 331196

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No. 331197

>>331176
>>331144
>>331140
That isn't me morons(ban evasion)

No. 331198

>>331197
the redtext implies otherwise kek

No. 331199

File: 1685217040056.gif (449.36 KB, 500x271, Team Fortress 2 - Bros for lif…)

okay I'm slightly less autistic about medic compared to the other mercs but I need you guys to see this

No. 331201

File: 1685218595881.jpg (46.12 KB, 579x454, rancefag.jpg)


No. 331206

>>331198
They've done that to several posts thart aren't mine but ok(ban evasion)

No. 331207

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      ゜。゚゚・。・゚゚。
      ゚。   。゚  ゚ ・。・゚
admins i summon you to fix this fucking cursed thread I'll take the emoji ban no problem(emoji)

No. 331220

File: 1685224940762.png (51.97 KB, 700x565, Tumblr (1).png)

thinking about what would've change, in terms of scout's characterisation, if Spy stayed to raise him and his brothers, but Scout's ma wasn't present (whether that be because she died or just left)

No. 331226

>>331220
wait, is Spy canonically the biological father of all of the brothers?

No. 331234

File: 1685226753250.jpeg (64.2 KB, 640x787, BF4B9899-5663-4495-B7F4-2FB9E9…)

>>331226
It’s been canonically stated that Spy is, at the very least, Scout’s biological father. That being said, it’s never been specified if any of Scout’s brothers are half-siblings. It’s possible that Scout’s brothers are his half-brothers from his ma’s previous relationships, with Spy choosing to have Scout (and maybe some of the other brothers were fathered by Spy) and then ditching the family. Personally I think that Spy fathered all of Scout’s brothers.

I feel like it makes more sense for Spy to have married Scout’s ma, started the family, but left a while after scout was born because the dangers posed by his job forcing him to go no-contact with his family, or his commitment issues or some other internal or external reason, as opposed to Spy fathering a kid with a woman that already a couple a kids then ditching, but that’s my personal interpretation



also weird head canon but I like to imagine that some of Scout’s brother unintentionally kept cock blocking ma’s romantic pursuits with other men when they were kids like pic rel

No. 331247

File: 1685227931236.jpeg (51.3 KB, 749x845, FvlKtdTWIAECIi1.jpeg)

i want to run my fingers through his hair

No. 331250

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No. 331266

>>331247
Wow I wish he was real. I want to touch the side of his face here. Ask him what hes thinking about. I get you now, Leononnas.

No. 331267

My favourite artist has come out of her hiatus and she keeps drawing super hot sexy pics of my guy. He's looks so cool. I'm obsessed with the way she draws his expressions and his hands. I want him to rip me to shreds.

No. 331279

>>331146
sauce on the doll artist? I tried to reverse image search but couldn't find the account. That Scara looks so so pretty plus I'd love to see the dollmaker's reccs too

No. 331287

File: 1685240743968.jpeg (264.97 KB, 922x2048, F7A09190-7518-499A-A68E-D201D3…)

>>331279
ikr!! she said she drew his face herself too which is just so precious. it’s @ChiChiHJH on twitter, she shares tips mostly in threads and in replies to her doll pics. it’s mostly where to get the materials but still useful! and a quick warning nonna, some of the stuff she reposts is… questionable, but i looked up some taobao sellers she recommended and it was worth it to scroll & cringe for a bit lol. i definitely want to find more genshin dollmakers though just for scara, will share if i come across any good tips / recommendations!

No. 331293

File: 1685243473437.jpg (162 KB, 922x2048, FujG2uraYAE6R2X.jpg)

>no tiny scara bf to carry around

No. 331295

>>331291
>palette
I think the artist meant palate, kek

No. 331302

>>331295
NOOOO FUCK FUCK FUCK please don't look at me I'm retarded AND poor

No. 331305

File: 1685245414456.png (Spoiler Image, 144.19 KB, 1125x1500, uhgoughuoughhh.png)

reposting because I'm a dumbfuck
I'm sick of being poor so I've been fantasizing about my husbandos whisking me away from my shitty life and taking care of me
it's cringy and OOC but idc I need this so bad

No. 331306

>>331302
Oh fuck nonny I thought you were reposting art, I'm so sorry, please don't be ashamed, it was actually a pretty cute comic and reminded me of my husbando as well
>>331305
>I'm sick of being poor so I've been fantasizing about my husbandos whisking me away from my shitty life and taking care of me
Me too, nonna, me too

No. 331307

>>331306
hehe it's okay nonny but it is embarrassing…

No. 331323

File: 1685249089162.jpeg (265.91 KB, 1536x2048, 5B4E9DCD-133F-4566-9C0D-05D796…)

>>331293
i swear i won’t spam more scara doll pics but i just can’t get enough of him ugh! i would take him on trips and make pretty pictures of him in a different scenery. also look at the teeny tiny flowers in his hands… it reminds me of how u can give small objects to little birds and pets and they will hold it for u lol so wholesome and weirdly beautiful.

No. 331325

File: 1685249887246.jpg (314.23 KB, 2880x2880, 20230528_073947.jpg)

The living laser/Arthur Parks from iron man armored adventures. He was working for some mafia and stealing stuff until he found some harness that turned him into light/a laser and so he became a criminal using that power. He gets shot by iron man and that makes the powers permanent and not something he can turn on and off back when he only wore the harness. He uses his new power to take new york city hostage from a space station and threatens to use the telescope on it to make himself a weapon and burn thr city if iron man doesn't show up. He has beef with him for calling him and his efforts to use his powers to rob a bank "sad". He already had an inferiority complex because of his mom belittling him and people in the mafia he worked in doing so as well. So all of this made him really want to be famous and important somehow and do something crazy enough to get attention and recognition, and so he became obsessed with killing iron man for revenge and prove himself. He was actually pretty close to doing so twice, in his introduction episode where he tries to rob a bank, and in the space station episode. But he was defeated because his weakness is mirrors. Shield keep him in a glass cell so he won't escape or hurt anyone and iron man feels sorry for him because the harness was made by stark international and Tony Stark's dad but was an incomplete project, so iron man/tony stark feels responsible for his physical condition. So in another episode while fixing shield engines Tony hacks into the surveillance system and sees the laser is dying from his powers, so he decides to help him in another episode. But my poor man gets kidnapped by an assassin and gets turned into a human battery by some evil organization to fuel their weird technobiological creation. That drains his powers mostly but he had enough to save iron man when he discovered iron man (his enemy) and tony stark (the only person ever nice to him) are the same person and he feels bad for hating iron man this whole time and even apologizes. He unfortunately dies after this, but he gets revived in an episode of season 2 where some evil company tries to use him as a human battery for their projects to compete with stark international. They try to erase his memories so he'd forget being friends with iron man and be totally on their side but he splits into 2 sides, good angel polite side and bad boy emo side. And both sides go to look for iron man, one to ask for help to return to normal and the other for revenge because he still holds a grudge. Eventually iron man helps him (them?) fuse into one again and he decides to live in outer space since he has the ability to and doesn't need sustenance. And that's how his story ends. I wish they gave him an episode where he's cured from his powers and is a normal human again, serves time in jail for his attempted terrorist attacks, and gets to live a normal life and get a real job after being released, and maybe cutting off his mom as well. But they didn't do that so I started fantasizing about fixing him and being the one true friend he always needed before we become lovers. I love his red hair and his grey/blue eyes and his tall muscular body and even his silly voice and accent (new york accent I assume). I want to kiss him and suck him off and have sex with him all night. I wish he was real.

No. 331328

>>331325
Delete this and repost when you've read https://lolcow.farm/info

No. 331334

File: 1685253730232.jpeg (387.29 KB, 1599x1592, IMG_2949.jpeg)

Rate my taste.

No. 331338

>>331334
I don't recognize all of these men, but the ones I do are the some of the best boys in their series. It's so nice to see a tekkenfag who doesn't suck the Mishima's dicks.

No. 331340

>>331334
You really like muscular mansluts who show off their biceps wearing sleeveless tops

No. 331341

>>331334
Very sexy and slutty, i approve



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