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No. 676496

> former wannabe scene queen turned pastel princess turned ka-why (kawaii) ambassador turned ultimate weeb turned G@M3R GuRL
> tattooed, bust-enhanced pushing-30-year-old with a major identity crisis
> serial blocker and comment deleter of those who don't lick her pastel asshole
> infamous for selling gifts, PR packages, and other free stuff on her Depop for a major markup
> has a designer dog she uses as an accessory - as every other living being in her life
> alleged mental health advocate with at least four self-diagnosed illnesses including body dismorphia, depression, anxiety, and bipolar disorder - all of which she conveniently uses as excuses for her lack of interesting or creative content
> Proved what a terrible mental health advocate she truly is by LIVE-BLOGGING and Vlogging her little cousin's tragic funeral, and posting rampantly about suicide while paying absolutely no heed to any of the official guidelines designed to protect innocent people.
> Wildly insulted any fans who were mildly critical of her insensitive behavior, (see thread image) including getting a tattoo after the funeral, then going on holiday to Mexico, then going on holiday to Las Vegas and spending $1,000+ on concert tickets
> Got her audience to entirely fund her little cousin's funeral to the tune of $10,000
> Made monetized videos in the location of death, described cause of death, videos and photos from every part of the funeral process
> Fake crying video where not a single tear hit her cheek
> Grinning family photos posted before and after the funeral
> Absolute disaster all round
> Death obsession continues for 2 months, and now a family friend Kyle has died so she has also added in content about him
>Just the kawaii content we subscribed for!!
> Bonus: Posted a racist meme and then played dumb when people called her out on it
> has a Patreon account which is meant for funding Sailor Moon skits, yet not a single whisper of said skits has been heard of for approx. 2 years - nor do her patrons receive any promised gifts
> makes and disposes of friends as quickly as a girl with a heavy flow disposes of tampons
> has no concept of who she is and finds her identity in whatever is popular at the time
> Got expensive computer equipment donated by companies but is yet to ever stream playing a game on Twitch
>LARP helps her to be someone else (blue hair and a skimpy black outfit)
> major drama surrounding an Angelic Pretty dress and attempted/succeeded return of said dress
> known for harassing professionals (artists, galleries, companies) to sponsor or collab with her - sends her sheeple followers after said professionals
> spends most of her time whinging on Twitter about her lack of romance
> pretends she's kinky by posting suggestive stories on IG or retweeting similar tweets
> constantly complains of being broke while simultaneously traveling, attending cons, buying 10 lbs of sugar, paying for a personal trainer, and a maid, and a $600 microwave, and lip fillers, etc…
> maintains a wishlist with expensive items that she's too cheap to buy because "my student debt tho"
> collects friends with a similar "aesthetic" as she and has dubbed them "The Fellowship of the Rainbow" - talk of said Fellowship is permitted in this thread if milk is to be found
>Tweeted for weeks leading up to some "secret surgery", creating tons of hype prior to and thereafter, promising a video once healed only to fall radio silent on the topic allowing her followers to believe that her body was achieved by "hard work at the gym and a healthy diet"
> finally posts video after 3-4 months admitting she got lipo
> compares lipo to getting a tattoo or a piercing
> continues to abuse photoshop on her pics even in the wake of her new body
> "Best friend" Dre is nowhere to be seen two months after moving out
> Whatever happened there remains a mystery
> lolcow lurker

Social Media:
https://www.instagram.com/kellyeden
https://www.youtube.com/user/KellyEdenOfficial
https://twitter.com/kellyeden
http://kellyeden.bigcartel.com
https://www.depop.com/kellyeden
https://www.patreon.com/KellyEden

Previous thread: >>>/snow/622818

No. 676939

>>676496

Good photo choice anon!

No. 676963

File: 1535694367528.png (1.49 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180830-225434.png)

Hey guise did you know kelly eden invented pink hair and pink fuzzy jackets and the color pink in general? Who does this company think they are??? Ugh I'm so mad!!

No. 677008

>>676496
love this summary lol
btw, are those real comments? people have already started calling her out for all the bullshit she's doing, especially with the cringy fake no crying video?? i'm impressed. her followers don't have much of a brain

No. 677064

>>677008
Those are her comments to other people

No. 677198

>>677008
Those are things she's said to someone who called her out on her bullshit on twitter.

No. 677209

>>676963
If anything this looks more like chrissa sparkles

No. 677234

>>673540
>>675080

this pissed me off so much, i knew kyle and his death was extremely tragic circumstances and the fact that people are milking his death makes me physically ill. "oH uR tReNdInG" like ok chicky you found out a week after his passing after the public was made aware.. but flaunt your receipts. lmao :( no idea how these two even met, she wasnt at the funeral and i highly doubt she'll be coming here, if she does i sincerely doubt any of his friends or family are going to deal with or fuck with her.

No. 677270

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yikes

No. 677341

>>677270
Holy shitttt. At this point it’s just sad, kelly is deranged. It’s only a matter of time she is dropped by the rest of whatever remains of the “fellowship”. It’s just like watching a train wreck.

No. 677367

Can this be taken out? Last thread the mods finally said The fellowship aren’t allowed to be discussed here anymore due to suspicious circumstances about who was doing the posting and the infighting that would occur after.

They have their own thread now which, hmm imagine that, isn’t updated as much as the derailers insisted there was “so much milk” about the rest of the fellowship.

If you want to talk about them:
>>655208

No. 677369

>>677367
DUH I mean to paste:
“> collects friends with a similar "aesthetic" as she and has dubbed them "The Fellowship of the Rainbow" - talk of said Fellowship is permitted in this thread if milk is to be found”

Is the part that needs to be taken out

No. 677376

>>677367
Yep you're right, I forgot a thread was made about them (which is rarely updated, mysteriously enough).

No. 677395

>>677367
That's because you've killed both threads by splitting them. Calves don't have enough milk on their own and neither does Kelly you guys are still going on and on about an event that happened OVER 2 months ago. That Steph post about Kelly was perfectly relevant.

Also, the mods aren't as organized as you think they are. One mod will say it's okay and another mod will say it's not. It's just like reddit, the mods are just users that volunteer. They don't even have any actual power, they can just do an IP ban and then someone can just reset their router.

But yes, congratulations on killing both threads, you have really helped Kelly out a lot.

No. 677515

>>677395
There was very little content about the others posted anyway. I think a lot of Kelly's fans were just disgusted enough at her behavior to give up watching and reading entirely. She hasn't posted anything new for yonks (which isn't about death, anyhow) but is supposedly returning to Youtube tomorrow.

No. 677527

>>677270
As another anon previously stated… this broad is deranged. Why would anyone post this knowing almost 30k people are going to read it? This isn’t edgy Kelly. It’s bizarre.

No. 677607

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Phi posted this pic to her Instagram and twitter and is it just me or does it look like Kelly got her nose and lips done? Might explain the long absence (and maybe to take heat off of the GoFundMe thing)

No. 677639

>>677607
kelly openly gets lip fillers so that wouldnt be a surprise. (she has some vids on her channel about them iirc?) idk about the nose since it's not a super clear photo… tbh i was personally super surprised at the beginning of the year, when we were all speculating about her surgeries, that she didn't also get her nose done lol. theres nothing wrong with her nose but it seems like something she'd fuck with

No. 677655

>>677607
I don’t think she’s had anything done, probably bad lighting and makeup but hoooooooly shit does she look like a troll doll next to Phi. If someone is taller than you maybe don’t pose leaning over and making yourself look even shorter?

No. 677667

File: 1535776700096.gif (1.29 MB, 195x229, giantbomb.gif)

>>676496
mfw when I haven't been keeping up with the Kelly Eden drama in a few weeks and I read this OP. This is so much trainwreck to try and process in so little time.

No. 677762

>>677639
She was just in Mexico wasn’t she? Why would someone like Kelly Eden not take advantage of the cheap fillers? I’d be surprised if she didn’t have a little something done while she was down there.

No. 677823

Phi has been posting some crazy things if anyone wants to check out her stories
>romantically kissing coffee cup
>I was in a car crash and almost died, wish I did tbh

No. 677837

New video

No. 677838

>>677837
I made it like two minutes before I had to close it. That wig is so bad and I fucking hate how she plays with Toshi or gets distracted by him in the majority of her videos. It’s annoying. Your subscribers want to hear you, not try to listen to you talk over your yipping dog.

No. 677850

>>677837

Oh god Kelly, dogs are meant to eat fast. This is how they are naturally supposed to eat. Just break his food into pieces so he doesnt choke and he'll be fine… I couldnt watch more of that nonsense after this already

No. 677851

>>677837
fillers question answered. 100% got them lips done. they're bordering on that weird ducklip problem a lot of people have, lol. nose looks the same tho

No. 677864

> casually mentions she has a maid (so it obviously wasn’t a one time thing while she recovered from lipo)
> FEET ARE BLACK ON THE BOTTOM?????

Kelly this is your “anticipated” return to YouTube and you couldn’t bother to take a shower and make an actual interesting video in your studio that you pay for??

No. 677865

>>677864
Thing that gets me is that she films things that no one wants to watch yet never films interesting things anymore like last year's Jareth's ball or LARPing. She could've made a video of the vlog where the fellowship and her went to the pool or when she went to Mexico. Literally no one subscribed for her talking while playing with her dog and getting distracted every 30 seconds.

No. 677877

>>677837
WhAt in the holy hell is this shooped as shit thumbnail?? Does it even relate to the video? I’m guessing nah

No. 677922

>>677877
Lol she looks possessed

No. 677930

Why are her feet black?! It's so gross. Considering she has a maid and even said herself in an old vid that she gets up really early to clean. I'm messy as fuck but my feet aren't black!!

No. 677996

>>677865
KELLY'S BIG RETURN TO YOUTUBE
> 0:00-5:10
It's just her feeding her dog, playing with her dog, and being very impressed. Did you guys know that you can train dogs? They can learn things. You can throw a ball and train them to go get it and bring it back. It's called fetch and he even likes it. Wow, my dog is so smart.
She rambles about random things that nobody cares about like ordering food and getting an AC unit for her room.
Nothing of substance is said.

> 5:10-7:32

Never-ending grieving talk.
She talks about how upset she is about deaths in the past 2 months.
> Her cousin who was so much younger than her (12ish year age gap) who she barely knew and never lived with.
> Her ex-boyfriend, that singer guy who she claims to have talked to recently but only recently started following him on instagram, possibly post-mortem.
> An old friend from high school that she was no longer in contact with.

7:32 - 9:20
> New YouTube schedule Tues/Thurs/Sat/Sun
(Taking bets on how long before she breaks it? Second week.) Claims she is a workaholic, "works" about 6/52 weeks out of the year from home on her own schedule.

9:20-11:00
Playing with the dog again.
Through the entire video, she get's distracted by playing with Toshi every 15-20 seconds. She acknowledges that it's a problem frequently but never stops.
Nothing of substance is said.

>11:00-12:55

Talks about taking her cousin out to dinner and being surprised about him treating her like family member and being unable to reciprocate.

>12:55-15:28

Begins with her trying to remember she's supposed to be upset in the video and not just pretending to tell her therapist what they want to here. Takes a moment of silence with a feigned somber look. Now we're talking about ex-boyfriend singer, relates to The Black Parade. Shows footage of her actually crying at Jareth's ball while singing it.

> 15:28 -16:23

Cuts herself off mid sentence for a play with Toshi break. Forgot she's supposed to be sad again. Now is laughing and smiling while talking and is talking very rapidly.

>16:23-17:50

Now she remembers that she's making a sad video again. Pretending she's talking to her therapist again and telling her what she wants to hear. (I hope this isn't really how she talks to her therapist because she's going to get 0 help just telling him/her what they want to hear).

>17:50-18:42

Making sure we all know it was Kyle Pavone and he's a celebrity in case we didn't know since she was referring to him by his first name only, so casually. Found out on twitter that he died after it was already trending. Had to take a break from social media because people were posting photos of Kyle everywhere despite posting photos of Austin non-stop after he died and not having an issue with that.

>18:28-22:34

Remembering to start laying on the sad tone and long pauses again while being distracted by Toshi. Lots of pretending to understand mental health talk, talking to us like her therapist talks to her. Talking about exploring feelings and steps forward and acceptance and life is beautiful, you get the picture. Makes sure to tell us how sincere she is being throughout the whole video, seriously says it 20+ times. Ends with some very contrived sign off with her best, "I'm being sincere" face.


It was a very long and boring video with no new information, so I recapped it while watching it for those that don't want to watch. She has very clearly overdone it with the lip fillers and is starting to get duck face. Hopefully she didn't get them in Mexico, because if she's ever seen botched she'd know to never get fillers in Mexico because they end up clumping up and moving around your face.

No. 678010

>>677607
It’s likely she had her nose done already. If you look at her older photos her nose looks wider and bigger than it does in the last few years

No. 678058

>>677930
This a thousand times. My grandma never sweeps and her feet still aren't that bad?? They're literally black I don't understand how they can get to that level of disgusting

No. 678076

Looks like she’s had some Botox, too. Her forehead looks smoother than usual
And doesn’t really move.
I’m with everyone else… her nose looks different! It looks like she had fillers put in the tip.

No. 678078

>>677865
i don’t normally follow these threads but i saw the description post for this video and was intrigued so i clicked on it.

wow. it’s hard to even put into words what she sounds like, but it’s like when someone kills themselves in high school and then a bunch of random people pop up claiming that the deceased was their best friend. she seems like the embodiment of that. i know grief is different for everyone but laughing and giggling and staring at oneself in the fucking viewfinder while you relate your supposed “sincere” struggles is so goddamn off putting. it feels so wrong. this is staged and doesn’t feel even one bit like genuine hardship. sickening

No. 678111

>>677996
Out here doing the lord’s work, thank you anon.

No. 678143

Another one

No. 678492

She posted a new vid and I just don't understand why Alienware keep working with her as she brings nothing to the company. Also the Makeup look was extremely boring.

No. 678505

>>677996
>>677865

i skipped through the video with the sound turned off, and it looks like she's constantly suppressing a grin or a smile.

several times, it's like this half grin but then she stops and does her " /sincerely/ staring into the void" before continuing to talk.

if she is a sociopath she's certainly not "high functioning" in terms of charm/faking empathy.

No. 678529

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>>678492
This is the end result. She never cleans off the mascara dots.
Amazing.

No. 678556

>>678529
She looks like a 45 year old wine mom.

No. 678560

>>676963
Imagine being this entitled

>>678529
She's looking pretty tired here. oof

No. 678658

>>678492
Who is she fucking at Alienware? I can't think of any other reason why someone would cosign her terrible, boring content.

No. 678791

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>>678492
I’m sorry but there is nothing appealing about this look. Her eyeliner looks ratchet. Her skin looks puffy and dehydrated. What even are those brows? And of course, that wig… it looks fried. The tutorial came across like it was half heartedly thrown together at the last possible minute. Like at least throw on a pair of lashes so it looks like you’re trying. “It’s a look to like, match the computers!” Boring.

No. 678801

>>678658
alienware is dell now and you know how desperate they are.

No. 678865

>>678529
this isn't even the look from the thumbnail is it LOL. holy shit if i were alienware i'd be so mad at her complete and utter lack of effort omggg

No. 679376

>>678492
So what happened to her gamer career? She got a bunch of alienware free shit and did nothing with it, that I can tell.

No. 679432

>>678791
Is it me or does her skin look darker? More orange??? Idk if Alienware has weird lighting or if she got a tan while on vacation or something, but her skin color just looks so off in this video. Also half of the video was not focused on her face, which is what we're supposed to be paying attention to in a makeup tutorial. This is so low effort, at this point don't upload anything at all.

No. 679435

>>679376
The girl cannot commit to anything. I think her excuses are that there are problems with the pc but she did do a Q&A a few weeks ago and that was it. She is just not interested in gaming as she tries to lead on. Just the odd game she likes.

No. 679635

>>678492
holy shit she looks SO OLD in this. I dont know if it's because i havent seen her on video in a while or because she wasn't in control of editing this one, but wow. She looks BAD.

No. 679769

>>678529
She needs to get her nails done!

No. 679853

>>678791
I don‘t know if it is just because of the face she pulls but Kelly seriously looks like a druggie in this picture

No. 679870

>>678529
Totally stole the eyeliner idea from ahitsrosa, who did it 100x better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXFgSNBEfWY

Also why did she not use any concealer under her eyes? Those dark circles and tear troughs are heavy!

No. 679872

>>678492
Her videos have been so boring and uninspired for a long time now but she's hitting peak with this one

No. 679894

>>679432

I’m 90% sure Kelly normally majorly amps up brightness in her videos to look pale but it does look like she got a really bad spray tan.

No. 680058

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Looks like a bunch of bondage photos are coming based on her Instagram story and this photographer

No. 680100

>>680058
Lololol I cannot wait for her fake kawaii bondage- ugh she’s such a wannabe

No. 680105

>>680058
For someone who supposedly works out all the time those glutes are looking weak lol

No. 680158

>>678791
I normally dont nitpick on her vids, but her wig was slid so far up and she didnt even blend her foundation because her wig was so high. She had a line on her forehead the entire time it was so distracting

No. 680161

>>680058
all I can look at is the pink sugar. who the fuck actually uses pink sugar in coffee?

nitpick, i know. but that's just weird.

No. 680194

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I wonder how these photos will turn out (1/2)

No. 680195

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(2/2)

No. 680222

>>680195
Yikes, those arms

No. 680228

>>680194
Her apartment always looks so dirty..

No. 680229

>>680058
I didn't realize her tattoos go right down over her ass, it's like she's wearing clothes

No. 680232

>>680194
Kelly Eden on mission I Need a Boyfriend, Stat

Good luck gurl

No. 680233

>>680195
Her back tattoos are so horrible. That unicorn needs to go.

No. 680246

>>680058
What a flabby, saggy ass. It's embarrassing that she shows it off, especially considering it's post-lipo.

No. 680247

>>680194
She needs to stop buying these awful wigs and just invest in a decent one.

No. 680282

>>680195
Why is it always fat girls ruining what would be nice bondage photos? Kelly needs to work out. She cant lipo out fat and do nothing for her muscle mass.

No. 680308

>>680195

this hurts my eyes for so many reasons… the rope work is so messy and off centre. I would be embarrassed to be tied up in such a lazy, unpolished fashion.

Also, wtf are those tattoos? i knew they were bad, but had no idea how bad they actually were

No. 680355

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She’s on one you guys….. she thinks this is cute

No. 680356

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No. 680358

Not even a sexy or damsel in distress look. If she's trying to do fetish modeling she's going to fail hard

No. 680371

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Saw this image on PULL so they get the credit for pointing it out first. Great "mental health advocacy there."

No. 680392

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No. 680395

>>680392

“Down to clown”

Please stop it’s so embarrassing. CRINGEEEE

No. 680416

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>>680395
Some comments

No. 680417

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>>680416
"This only attracts clowns and you need a guy who doesn't wear makeup"

No. 680461

>>680392
She's probably just jealous of how well Stephanie is doing with her lewd content and wants to one up her, you know Kelly

No. 680469

>>680392
this looks like a guy's ass. its' like a square.

No. 680490

>>680469
>>680392
as someone interested in shibari this is also so freaking sloppy, oh my god. look at the shoulder strands, completely different knotting. c'mon kelly, put some damn effort in at least

No. 680679

Bet she ends up putting this on her Patreon. Kelly your not Stephanie (although I don’t know why you would want to be!)

No. 680707

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No. 680712

>>680356
>kelly cant come to the phone
>literally holding and using a phone

No. 680715

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No. 680742

>>680707
…says the woman who obviously posts in her own thread regularly.

P.s. you must be 18+ to post here, Kelly, but I know it’s easier to dismiss criticism when you can pretend your critics are ignorant.

No. 680752

>>680707
Lol back to calling anyone who calls your out on your bullshit "evil"

Most of us are 18-30 actually Kells, but speaking of youth audiences, don't you have a lot of actual preteens who will be checking out your shibari?

No. 680754

>>680707
Kids and pre teens…. They're the same thing. Well I do hope she's read all this stuff so she can see that people are aware of how entitled she is. And the whole milking her cousins death. Not cool Kelly. And as if Phi searched for herself, thinking she's famous or something. Bunch of losers. Yours sincerely 27yo me

No. 680760

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Damn! She’s got the worst form ever! Rounded shoulders and a dropping neck. That’s an injury waiting to happen. And her trainer isn’t correcting her? She’s wasting her money lol. This explains why she isn’t seeing results.

No. 680763

>>680392
That rope work is messy af.

No. 680768

Love how she goes to the gym but dresses up to show off her body yet apparently wore pj's to see her therapist. What?! Working out isn't a catwalk. Put your tits away.

No. 680773

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>>677823
Hi Phi!!!

No. 680794

>>680707
Us preteens sure show a lot more sensitivity to suicide and mental health. Kids are so hip these days unlike old lady kelly

No. 680795

she didnt need boobs she needs an ass.

No. 680802

>>680707
"This is their way of venting"

What's your excuse?

Also didn't know that kids and preteens could be "the most insecure, hateful, evil people"

No. 680810

File: 1536086655132.png (156.7 KB, 578x601, kek.png)

Yes Kelly, because I'm a kid who is sooo insecure about my guilt over turning my cousin's suicide into a money grab and then galavanting about having soo much fun with the money that I suddenly have to spare and spend despite "muh student loans". Oh hang on, that was you


>>680105
Funny how somebody posted this yesterday and today she's posting workout videos

Way to remain "unbothered" Kelly.

No. 680813

>>680795
Kelly's not even 30 and already has desperate cougar levels of plastic surgery and regular cosmetic procedures. She's washed up in her 20s any wonder she can't find a boyfriend. She might be fun for a fuck but any sane man will see she's unhinged and not wifey material.

Also I'm sure her over sharing on social media is off putting af.

No. 680816

>>680773
Hey Phi what did you do with all that money you raised for that film project you never made?

No. 680821

File: 1536087068060.png (41.98 KB, 618x149, lina.png)

kek

No. 680826

>>680810

She really invented a whole narrative about it! Does she hope nobody will look it up and read if she says it's kids? I for one am ALSO super insecure about the time I made $10,000 out of my little cousin's suicide, you got me Kel!!

No. 680832

>>680707
>kids and pre-teens
>insecure, hateful, evil

It's like she can't write more than two consecutive tweets without attacking or vilifying vulnerable people to make herself look like a victim. All while acting like some kind of authority who knows factually the demographics of an anonymous website.

No. 680884

>>680392
Sloppiest ropework ever. Good job, Kelly. You really showed all of us how experienced you are in the world of BDSM. Good lord.

>>680760
This pushup form is almost as bad as that ropework. SLOPPY. Definitely a waste of money if her trainer hasn't corrected her. Quality over quantity, honeypie.

>>680810
31 here. Not ashamed by it. Just found a place where there exists people who aren't easily distracted by your pink hair and see you for what you are.

>>680821
Lina, you ARE creepy. You're as thirsty for Kelly as Kelly is for boys (but not girls - bitch ain't bi)

Also yeah girl looks old as fuck in those stills from her recent makeup tutorial. Has she never heard of antiaging routines? Water? Maybe some SPF? Jeezooz.

No. 680981

>>680821


This poor creature…

No. 680997

New vid. Of course she had to throw in there about Kyle Pavone.

No. 681055

>>680997
Holy shit does she have to put that pathetic awful disingenuous music over every sad thing she talks about? It's so fucking disgusting and fake.

No. 681067

>>680997
>I feel like Kyle would’ve wanted me to go to the Labyrinth ball… it’s what he would’ve wanted

Kelly, from the looks of it, you weren’t relevant to his life recently so I don’t think he would’ve ‘wanted’ anything from you either way… you didn’t even know he had passed until you saw his passing trending on twitter lol. Stop using the death of others to garner sympathy and attention for yourself. It’s so gross.

No. 681115

>>680282
Bitch, whatever. Bondage is for everyone. Don't be mad because you don't have any T&A and your body shape is out of style. She's clearly trying to find a branding to start Patreon whoring, looks like she's going for kawaii kink. I wonder if she'll get into tentacle stuff? She's pretending to be kinky for branding, not even doing it correctly and your issue is her weight? Wonderful priorities, captain bondage defender.

She's also not fat, she's out of shape. I am not seeing any results from the gym, she must not be doing anything in between sessions. She needs a sports bra that is actually capable of containing her tits instead of a fashion sport's bra, it would make it so much easier to work out and reduce post-workout soreness.

No. 681154

>>680810
Hmmm Kelly… Pretty sure I didn't expose/milk my cousin's suicide before the whole world for cash. And although I´m 32, I don't think any kid would do it either. Be humble, learn from your mistakes, grow, and stop being a poor excuse for a human being.

No. 681186

Ugh, I clicked partly for costumes but this reminds why I don't LARP. So cringey. And what we take from this is she made two vlogs and keeps supposedly milking the losses of people that she was close to, but not so close as to be informed ASAP when they died or how. Like, srsly, this is a therapist discussion.

tl;dr what everyone else has said.

No. 681191

>>680832
Everyone is wrong but her.

Just like the lolita shop she forced to accept the return of her used dress, despite her being the one who read the price correctly.

Nothing is ever her fault because she is a woke mental health advocate boi.

No. 681286

>>680802
I'd love to vent on her Instagram and YouTube if she didn't delete every comment that isn't fawning over her. Maybe if she stopped blocking everyone she could stop complaining about anyone posting here. But oh wait it's Kelly Eden

No. 681379

>>680490
Right? I'm studying shibari right now and this triggers me to no end.
there's barely any tension in the ropes and the tiny bit that is there is uneven and tight in all the wrong places. the initial knotting on the hands is so terrible and not even the right knot for that. i could list everything thats wrong in just this one photo but i'm going to stop before this turns into a no1curr blog post lol

No. 681637

lmao phi made her twitter private after these tweets

No. 681642

>>681067
>>680997

lmao kyle was too busy making music and working with huge names before he passed to want or care for her to do anything at all what ..what IS this? "still waiting on details still waiting on the funeral" bitch the funerals been had. you wont get any details because it's not something anyone wants anyone to know. but if you kept up with the headlines (since thats all u got) youd notice the family finally released that it was an accidental od. the only bitch kyle gave a fuck about was allie ciotti so if they dated kyle was just cheating on allie or they were off as opposed to on. girl deserved it tho, she cheated on him too and is a junkie and imo to blame for his death. these girls r all trash bags

No. 681654

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Okay so, she poses and does the same damn dress thing EVERY DAMN TIME. Her face is all weird like she’s trying to concentrate to not fart. And, is that the only damn crown/head piece she owns? I thought she made some antlers and shit. Smhhhh, Kelly, for being a so called model, you’re a one trick pony.

No. 681668

>>680997
I see why she's been wearing wigs a lot recently, her hairline has receded like crazy, woah

No. 681744

>>681668 I always get the impression shes wearing wigs more, esp that long lank pink daily one because she's lazy. If she can't clean her feet she certainly can't make effort with her hair. Weird considering she's so bothered about the way she looks.

No. 681876

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I just can’t…

No. 681883

>lives in big house in a good area
>owns a decent car
>always got a lot of nice clothes, wigs and make up
>has enough money to go LARPing, on vacation and concerts

… and then has the nerve to beg for money from people on the Internet for her cousin's full funeral, which SHE ALSO MONETIZED on Youtube for own benefit.

No. 681915

>>681876
Full video

No. 681927

>>681876
Is she trying to live out some sort of rape fantasy? I don’t get it. That’s creepy. Girlfriend has issues.

No. 681966

>>681927
Yet tweeted that every relationship she has been in has been abusive or toxic.

No. 681971

>>681966
Yeah that too. It’s just deranged. I understand that people have their kinks and that’s totally cool, but I think romanticizing kidnapping/sexual violence is crossing the line. Especially coming from a woman that claims to be triggered by everything. What if her kidnapping ASMR triggers one of her followers? I bet she hasn’t even considered that. Because In her fantasy land, only Kelly’s feelings are valid.

No. 681997

>>681915
Girl, do a favor to the world, bleach and color those nasty roots and ditch that rancid wig.

No. 682090

>>681971
I agree. It's a really weird thing to make an ASMR video about and the amount of people who are into it in the comments on that IG post is kind of scary. Like you said, I understand having kinks. And rape fantasy is a legit thing. But I don't think it's something that should be publicized. Definitely an in private sort of thing.

No. 682377

>>681883
In the Labyrinth ball video she also admitted she has "been in bed for 1 1/2 months" while griiiieeeeeving.

Most people don't have the luxury to miss more than a day of work, let alone be a fatass in bed for nearly two months.

No. 682504

Kyle pavones gf is livid kelly is saying they used to date. they have never and never were they that close.

No. 682507

>>682504 caps?

No. 682580

."If I'm in the wrong I admit it and apologize. If I'm in the right I'll just ignore it. It doesn't hurt my moral compass"

Sure Kelly

No. 682582

File: 1536275293250.png (6.58 MB, 2436x1125, 4EBBDE45-981D-4B6A-837C-27715A…)

Such a youthful and vibrant face.

No. 682592

>>682580
Alienware once again helping her create such a shitty q&a video.

Let's see if she actually streams but this time something interesting. Unlikely tho.

No. 682620

So filmed the same day as the bad makeup video. I wonder how many quirky videos they made her film, assuming she was not going to game on that PC.

No. 682628

>>682580

6:18- asking about how she feels about her photos being photoshopped. Surprisingly, she's totally cool with it kek

No. 682752

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I’m convinced she found this Pennywise Tumblr that was popular like over a year ago (she’s always tardy to the party), and is trying to make it her new “thing”. She probably didn’t even have a Pennywise dream.

No. 682813

PALOMA O'RTIZ. YOU FUCKING LIVE IN LA.

No. 682819


No. 682838

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No. 682843

>>682838
What even is this supposed to be

No. 682867

>>682838
is this kelly and skrillex holding what looks like the product of their unholy union

No. 682910

>>682752
Holy smokes! Kelly totally copied it, way to call it anon! Her depravity isn’t even original! Her recent content is literally “inappropriate content” and is triggering as hell , glamourizing of all the wrong things. Too bad she refuses to acknowledge it or take accountability ever. I have never seen one genuine act of accountability.

Anyways, with her recent content, she’s going to alienate a lot of viewers and attract a new breed of disturbed and I guess interesting ones..

No. 682982

>>682910
I know she reads this thread but it's pretty funny that she really went for inappropriate content right after it was posted

>Pennywise sex

>Bondage
>Kidnap ASMR

Will be very interesting times for the preteens who watch her videos (And there are plenty of them based on the old fanmail videos)

No. 683000

>>682982
Is she not concerned about getting demonetized? I don’t really understand how all that works, admittedly.

No. 683141

>>682580
Really Kelly? Is that why you call everyone who tells you to change your behavior a monster?

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No. 683242

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No. 683249

>>683242
Why is she like this? I feel like going back and forth between yelling about death and suicide to posting ~cheeky~ pictures of myself in pastel bondage when I'm mixing it up from photoshopped to hell images of me staring blankly into space in a dress or being an ass on twitter would be so emotionally exhausting. No wonder she is always tired and can't get out of bed. Who would want or choose to make their life this kind if circus because they just love attention that much.

No. 683284

>>683242
You don´t want to know what I thought what the thing in the upper right corner is..,
Why does she have to post these unflattering pictures? Yes, I know, attention, but still… use nicer ones? And maybe people loose their shit because of your attitude. But what do I know…

No. 683293

>>683242
Hey pimply tits, noone cares about you showing off your body, it's the fact you are so quick on it despite being toooo depressed after a suicide. For some reason suicide makes you too depressed to make content, but not depressed enough to document most of the suicide and take bondage photos. And depressed enough to go get tatts and go on vacation. But god forbid you post content people actually ask for because hey, you are depressssed

No. 683295

>>683242
I WANNA FUCK THE CLOWN FROM IT.
SOOO RANDOM.
ALSO LOOK AT MY BODY.

She seems so desperate! What the hell this caption is cringey.

She does look a tiny bit slimmer though.

No. 683317

>>683242
It's been how many months since her surgery now, but her neck/chin line still looks terrible! I'm older than her and don't even have that granny neck problem going on. If that's what sponsored cosmetic surgery gets you, no thanks!

No. 683319

>>682580
>I wanna get married and have kids some day

Kek. Kelly would be a horrible mother.

No. 683361

>>683319
I hope for the sake of the human race as well as her potential child kelly does not produce offspring

No. 683372

I'm watching her "review" of the Trixie Mattel/Sugarpill collaboration and this is such a stupid nit picky thing to complain about but… this girl really just pronounced "Barbara" (y'know… an old common name which is said like "barbra") as "Bar-Bar-uh"
What.

No. 683380

>>683242
All I can see in this image is all the veins through her skin. I can see why she goes for photographers who photoshop to high heavens.

Also I'm pretty sure she has already reversed some of the effects of the lipo from a few months ago looking at the waist.

No. 683382

>>683249
Never read a more accurate description of Kelly than this post.

No. 683406

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Yet she has stated before how she doesn't drink or like being around drunk people because her dad was an alcoholic and it killed him. She's a walking contradiction.

No. 683425

>>683242

I guess props to her for finally posting an unphotoshopped, but gross photo of herself. Finally get to see her real body and skin for once.
But that wig, and that neck. And that tanned upper chest is starting to look like a 40yr old womans. Suntan lotion, kelly.

No. 683450

>>681876
who the fuck puts spicy, sexy and kidnapping in one sentence? gross af

No. 683456

>>683241
What the actual hell is up with these new IT fans who want to fuck Pennywise?? i really don't get it. It's so damn creepy. He isn't supposed to be sexy. He kills children.

No. 683462

>>683456
I’m pretty sure it’s just dumbasses with zero personality trying to make themselves seem edgy and interesting. “Look at me guys! I’m so quirky!”

No. 683477

here's the new video since it hasn't been posted. the thumbnail is tragic

No. 683493

>>676496
>>683477
It took her eight fucking minutes to even open the makeup palette.

No. 683534

>>683477
Honestly I do really like the eyeshadow look she ended up with! But wow her wig and lips look TERRIBLE. She clearly doesn’t take care of her wig (which is unfortunate because it seems to be a good quality) and her lip fillers are just ridiculous. I noticed a while ago that she was starting to get the puffiness on the underside of her top lip, but I figured she must have just had them done and the swelling hadn’t gone down but they’re still like that. It won’t be long until they look like terrible duck lips.

No. 683544

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This could’ve been a cool photoshoot, but she just looks terrible. These last couple years she has not aged well at all

No. 683549

>>683242

Pick up the clothes on the floor.

Hide the bottle of cleaner.

Wear a bow where the tag isn't showing.

Get a better wig.

Learn how to smile or show a feeling while posing.

No. 683550

>>683372

Fake Barbie fan kek

No. 683553

The fact that she just let her dog eat and lick her dirty underwear distracted me for half the video and disturbed me to no end!!!!!!!

No. 683556

>>683544
She needs to pull her wig down. You can see her hairline

No. 683574

>>683544
WOW damn girl those arms look beefy as hell, their twice the size as the rest of her

No. 683582

>>683477
The left side of her upper lip is literally melting down her face. How embarrassing.

No. 683585

>>683544
Who shot this again? They should be ashamed.
Also whoever did that liquify job between each rope on her hips should be shot - it’s laughably bad.
But hey, her unshopped cry for attention was just as bad. How shit do you have to eat and take care of yourself to reverse effects of lipo that you LITERALLY just had done???

Lewk at meh I’m so kinky Kat blaque come drink wine with meh even tho I don’t drink cuz I got all my daddy issues from my alcoholic daddy, I’ll put his ashes in there if you want!!

Bye kelly, you’re a desperate walking punchline

No. 683587

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Some caps of her upper lip melting.

No. 683588

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No. 683591

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No. 683592

>>683590
Wow that’s bad. What a hot mess. The awful fake hair, awful fake lips, sorry kelly but men are so not attracted to that. At
Least not serious ones. The fact that her goal is marriage and a baby is so tragic. Her home screams “I’m not ready or willing” for a partner or room for anything beyond her own damn self

No. 683636

>>683589
Jesus christ.

>>683592
Its clear that Kellys going to be single forever. Maybe she’ll have a few boy toys. But someone who is genuine, down to earth and sane will never come her way. No guy looks at her and thinks, THATS the kinda girl i wanna spend my entire life with.
Kinda sad for her that shes so oblivious to…well…everything that she is.

No. 683638

>>683636
Maybe you would have better luck romantically if you weren't a straight up terrible person Kelly

No. 683657

>>683477
>Disaster wig
>Melted lip from your Mexico lip injections
>Enthusiasm about the product and packaging in a vague way talking about autumn and colors without actually researching Trixie or spelling their name properly…

Eyeshadow looks really nice on her and the lipcolor, if her lips weren't melted. Actually really like the makeup on her skin tone. Please tone down the crazy in your videos Kelly. She's just talking actual nonsense. 20 minutes research would do you well next time

No. 683673

>>683657
Watched some other videos + clips
>LARP at labyrinth was cringey, but they looked good
>in "we'll carry on" she talks about the deaths and says "I don't know how to talk about it. I talked to him only 4 days before he was admitted to the hospi-" AD BREAK
Still monetizing your touching moments I see
Also all the ads I'm seeing are for beauty treatments/anti-ageing which really shows the bracket Kelly is moving into

No. 683675

>>683456
I know right? Maybe the Tim Curry one if you were a fan of his voice or something…because there are weird people out there who wanna fuck frank n furter…I mean I don't, but I semi understand.

Tim Curry has a nice voice. Even then, it's such a cry for attention and bizarre, because clowns are not hot. Especially the IT clowns.

Joker? Cringey but understandable to have a crush. Heath Ledger and Jared Leto are attractive men and I can see the appeal of fangirls.

Even if she said she found tim curry or the bloke that plays the new pennywise hot, I'd be like yeah okay. Because there are chicks that want to fuck Christian Bale but hate Patrick Bateman. There's also the opposite effect, eg- dudes wanna bang Khaleesi but aren't that into Emilia Clarke herself. But Pennywise the actual character is fucking ugly. I want to know exactly what 'attracts' her to Pennywise.

Like other anons said, it sounds like she has just picked an outlandish character to pretend she wants to fuck to appear weird.

And the newest IT clown has a lazy eye and giant lightbulb forehead. What the fuck man.

No. 683696

>>683553

to me it looked more like a sleep mask. but then the questions is, why would she lie and say it's underwear?

also, her shitty "artist" impressions of the packaging are so cringey. especially alongside mistakes like pronouncing vignette as "vig-net."

No. 683729

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Someone posted her last video on Reddit, a few of the comments pic related.

No. 683737

>>683657
filthy ratty wig and melting lips and this pink makeup…..says she has an audition to go to after that asked for a goth girl, she is going to an audition looking like that, disgusting

No. 683803

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“Kelly thinks she’s hot shit because she’s bipolar.” Girl, Interrupted remake, 2018

But for real, why does Kelly look like she literally escaped a mental institution? Does she sleep in that wig?

No. 683811


No. 683871

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>>683811
Is that outfit she's wearing a joke? She looks like she is headed towards an erotic themed night club. That's what she wears for a casual, day light LARP practice? Needs attention really bad as usual.

No. 683880

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Ew

No. 683882

>>683880
Lina is pathetically proud of being spoken to like he's 2.

No. 683903

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I wonder how long it’ll take Lina to get into shibari too now that Kelly went on the band wagon.

No. 683928

>>683903
Unfortunately I have already seen a comment by Lina saying they're into shibari themselves

file under things I didn't want to know

No. 683929

>>683880

Kinda sounds like Kellys being an ass here. Or she really doesn’t know what to say. But rather than not reply because that’s what she usually did, then we pointed it out, she feels forced to comment back some that sounds…off.

No. 683932

>>683880

Very proud of you?
Sounds like a mom talking to her child. Weird.

No. 683959

>>683871
The attention seeking is rreeaaallll. Put your ugly tits away ffs.

No. 683966

>>683871
The material is sticking to her tits because of sweat and that's disgusting.

No. 684005

>>683477
Doesnt know who Trixie is but keeps talking how the palette is totally her esthetic…

No. 684006

>>684005
And by her I mean Trixie

No. 684034

>>683729
I saw this too, I was surprised someone even posted her in that subreddit since that one is all about beauty guru's. They spend most of their time talking about people like Jacklyn Hill or Tati. Which Kelly has NOTHING in common with them.

No. 684199

>>683871
Isn't this the same "sports bra" she wears in all the videos and pictures of her working out? Girl, that's not a sports bra. She can't wear a proper one or a T-shirt when shes exercising because, you know, her attention-seeking aesthetic.

No. 684253

>>684034
My guess is that it's a selfpost by Kelly with a fake account lol

No. 684365

>>683544
This woman is the same age as Lily Collins… How does someone age so badly? The old lady chin is so prominent they couldn't even shop it.

No. 684410

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No. 684467

>>684410
Ummm… What the hell is wrong with her chin

No. 684478

Ugh shes insufferable she really tries to make out shes ~not like other girls~ like bitch the way she shoehorns all the geek stuff into her tweets, especially when constrasted with her other tweets about things like backstreet boys which do come off as a real interest not ones where shes looking for validation it just comes off as so fake.

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>>684478
One thing I’ve noticed about her, even with the Backstreet Boys thing, she has to go above and beyond to try and prove she is this diehard super fan. It’s just weird how she can’t ever just like something and go about her life. Instead she has to broadcast it everywhere and make sure the whole world knows like “HEY IM KELLY EDEN AND I LIKE THIS THING AND IVE LIKED IT SINCE I WAS 12 IM SO SPESHUL I ACTUALLY LIKE IT THO BC I HAVE SINCE I WAS 12 VALIDATE ME”… it’s like pls settle, no 1 curr.

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No. 684534

>>684365

when i read that i was like wtf is this bih talking about but you're right.

jfc. she looks like she could be lily's cringy mother, kinda like how moo looks at least 10 years older.

she aged badly because she eats shit all day, she does not in fact work out, idk what her alcohol/drug consumption is like but even small amounts next to a high-sugar, high-processed diet and her botchy surgeries will do a number on anyone…

(and to be fair, she didn't start out looking like collins, et al. - she started out looking a luke warm 5)

No. 684540

>>684509
TL;DW: They wait 1,5 hours in line to get inside for a Disneyland auction, only spend 30 minutes inside, then go to the pool. We get unflattering bikini footage of the friends - especially around 15:05 because one of them is wearing like a thong bathing suit. Kelly annoys the other people there around 16:30 with her screeching voice about how in the Titanic Rose and Jack could have fit on the door. The girls with the coloured hair hang out together, Phi and Kelly stay aside with Phi mostly on her phone.

No. 684544

>>684509
Her Luna tattoo looks like a dark blob. I had to really look at it to remember what it was. And something about the dark tattoos with the pastel frilly skirt, childlike backpack, and light colors she’s wearing clash and look really trashy.

No. 684575

>>684509
Nitpick but I love how she was complaining about someone’s bad park job when she was clearly over the parking space at 13:09

No. 684579

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>>684575
Was just about to post that, is she fucking serious? She’s not even in the line. The other car is fine.

No. 684580

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>>684579
Better screenshot, sorry. Not letting me delete the post.

No. 684604

>>684580
Both cars seem to be parked shittily. The white car is parked over a line as well. I'm guessing it's one of those parking lots with a weird space in between the two spots.

No. 684635

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Come join grandma Kelly!

That wig has gotta go.

No. 684650

>>684505
"shrine" - its one poster and a girl that is not her in a shirt

No. 684840

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I see she's been lurking again.

As a previous poster said, please don't reproduce, Kelly.

No. 684984

>>684509

Near the beginning, Kelly says, "I wonder how many people think Phin is my girlfriend… probably a lot." That would have been a perfect time to say, "but my type is actually short girls" or something like that. I know this is old, but I got so pissed watching her coming out video where she talked about "knowing she's queer" but didn't say anything about being attracted to any girl, ever. Wonder if she'll ever talk about what kind of girls she's attracted to. (I'm sure the answer is no because she isn't attracted to them.)

Also, I love how her "friends" choose to float the raft on the other end of the pool rather than be near Kelly and Phin. They're discussing normal things and then Kelly begins screeching about Titanic again. I cannot imagine someone less fun to be around.

No. 685120

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>>684984
Speaking of kelly dating…..I swiped and found this

No. 685124

>>685120
what's the point of dating a fat bitch that doesn't even smoke weed? no wonder she's single

No. 685131

>>68512
Lmao does she want to be single forever?

There's nothing necessarily wrong with putting your nerdy interests out there, but when your career is "youtuber", I think that's a red flag/shorthand to most guys worth dating around her age for delusional narcissist at worst and someone to probably not take too seriously at best.

It's not like she's super well known or has over a million subscribers, or viral videos, or a good camera/lighting/editing/content in general. And I can't see anyone looking to date a youtuber for mooching or exploitative reasons finding her channel at this point and thinking "she's the one for me!"

The no hookups part is probably the last nail in the coffin for her. If you build your whole identity around shallow things you have no actual passion for, people are going to see through that and see your ugly, self-absorbed personality and not want to do more than casual sex, if that.

No. 685135

>>685120
>LARPING

Does she know how acronyms work?

No. 685164

>>685131
I think we shouldn't speak for men who do casual sex or give them "reasons" for it. There's plenty of girls who are "wife material" who men still use for casual sex. Off topic but it's a little misogynistic to say "she's only good for casual sex!" We can do better than that. (And I'm OP of the thread!)

Anyway, she has to work on SO MUCH if she wants to get a man. One is the legit crazy that radiates from her, like in the sugarpill review with the messy wig. Second is not lying about your sexuality. It confuses the issue. Her friend Kota who is actually married to a man, frequently retweets LGBT+ content and cute selfies from gay girls. Has an actual lesbian song and video. Yet Kelly has a clickbait coming out video and nothing.

Another thing; actually work on your damn art. You have a skill, Kelly, even if it is limited to copying photos, they are nice paintings. Try digital art or making comic book style art.

Actually stream something on Twitch.
Be consistent with your behavior and beliefs.
Don't think your mental illness makes you a uwu manic pixie dream girl, and work on it instead.
Don't take all criticism as an "attack" from "evil" people.
Stop with all the surgery and treatments. Leave your body alone for a bit. Zapping it with lasers, getting lipo, lip injections, it's constantly recovering from surgery and you wonder why you feel like shit.
Eat better. Eat a damn vegetable. Learn how to cook simple meals and don't order take out daily (which it seems she does from her mukbangs)

I could go on. But her problems are not limited to being attention seeking and shallow, plenty of women do well in life with those traits alone.

No. 685196

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>>685120

>I M P L Y I N G anyone who wants a hook up is looking for 29 year old, flabby, saggy, cringey, pink and messy haired kelly who ends her profile with "sowwy".

No. 685263

>>685120

Her profile bio comes off really impersonal. I’m not sure if that’s a normal bio for dating apps or not but there’s no personality in it really? It just reads like she’s busy all the time and there’s no inkling into what she wants from a relationship. The “sowwy” is completely offputting.

No. 685392

>>685124
kek
>>685131
Her whole profile is basically a red flag. I guess that's not surprising because she's such an awful and inauthentic person though.
>>685263
Tinder bios are usually pretty short, and actually many people don't read them because the app is mostly about swiping on people you think are hot; it's more of an app for casual dating/hookups so I always think it's weird when people act like they're going to find The One on there (not that you couldn't, obviously, just that it was made for a shallower demographic). Saying you're not on Tinder to hook up is like saying you're going to McDonalds for a salad.

No. 685425

>>685164
I don't see how it's misogynistic to point out that she's shallow and fakes her interests and that's not an attractive trait if you're trying to point out reasons why no one wants to date Kelly.

Of course there are garbage men and women out there who will use people regardless of what they're like and I don't mean to excuse that behavior or blame women. I can't imagine any decent, well adjusted person trying to go on a date or even hold a conversation with Kelly and taking her seriously as a potential partner.

No. 685474

>>685425
Agreed that you wouldn't take her seriously, and with the above comments. She does only seem to get hookups too. Example: The Japan date, some other guy that she mentioned visiting her bedroom and seeing her anime shrines, and then he never came back. So Anon isn't wrong? I guess I just think nobody "deserves" to be relegated to hookup even if it's a logical choice. They should just steer away before they get to that point. (Honestly I would not want Kelly talking about me forever, which she undoubtedly does about all her hookups and boyfriends)

No. 685557

>>684509

Kelly is such a moron. She shows the street sign and building of Dre's new place, as well as the somewhat large and well known public park across the street. If you live in or have been to the area, you know where that is. Great job kell

No. 685613

>>685557
I live in LA as well and I know exactly where Draize apartment is now because of that video. She clearly lives on the west side. That’s all I’ll say. But she clearly doesn’t have any concerns her privacy because even Kelly his own address is easily searchable when you type in her real name. Kelly always posts when she will be somewhere. If Kelly actually had stockers, that would be easily able to find her. But more than actual soccer is Kelly has delusions of persecution- as if she mattered enough to be stalked for her fame and beauty lol

No. 685662

If you look around, especially on youtube, a lot of BPD women have a very similar look to Kelly both in style and in facial features. It's quite interesting. Check "Michi Mavros" and "Sammy-Marie Grimm" as examples but there are plenty.

No. 685749

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Dat neck and those lipo holes

This photo is so sloppy. The rope work is terrible, it's framed horribly, and it's all cluttered. They couldn't move some stuff before the shoot? Her house looks so dirty too

No. 685752

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yikes

No. 685761

>>685752
How cringey is it watching two hetero girls pretend to get off to a fucking vampire kidnapping video while on the way to starbucks….. at this point Kelly only mildly annoys me, Phi just pisses me off

No. 685762

>>685752
>>685761
Not to mention how potentially triggering that kind of thing is- Kelly acts as if she's a safe-space tw friendly mental health advocate but never gives any warning to shit like that….. ok girl…

No. 685775

>>685752

Is this what happens after lipo??

No. 685804

>>685749
Ffs the photo isn't even straight. If you're gonna have huge horizontal lines in a picture you gotta make sure they're straight.
But yeah this is so cluttered she looks like she's in a storage room

No. 685820

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On Kelly's Twitter asking for video ideas. Has this girl never watched Kelly's channel? Little girls? Her channel is really not kid friendly. Wtf. What would Kelly even tell them?

"Get whatever surgery and procedures you want because you're not good enough the way you are"

"Be sure to oversell any interests you might have to make sure everyone knows you're the biggest and first fan of said interests"

No. 685831

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Grandma Kelly is off to bed, children.

No. 685856

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>>685831
Ah yes. I too sleep in tights and lashes.

No. 685889

>>685831
Well this at least explains why the wig is so disheveled.

No. 685907

Alright, so I always knew I lived close to Kelly because whenever she’d film her neighborhood or house, it all looked familiar. Anyway, I googled her address and she’s literally four houses down one of my best friends. Now, here’s what I’m getting at. Kelly charged a shit ton of rent when Dre moved out, when she lives in ghetto of Los Angeles. Rent is notorious for being under $1700 there. Albeit, I’m sure here some spots going more than that. But idk, it kinda rubbed me the wrong way that she acts like this “dollhouse” is some super nice apartment in a nice neighborhood when that entire neighborhood is full of bums, trash and drug addicts.

Anyway, saged for blogpost.

No. 685910

>>685761
Phi pisses me off too. She really up Kelly’s ass and I hate her fucking tangents. I had to unfollow her on ig because she wouldn’t stfu about “best boy!” or “I feel personally attacked!” Or band wagoned Voltron because ~she’s not like the other guys~. Which is all what Kelly does, but idk why when Phi does it, it looks EXTRA forced.

Too much energy to be extra disliked.

No. 685931

>>685910
I cant stand Phi also. She seemed down to earth in the beginning but gradually became annoying like the rest of the rainbow bitches.

>>685749 she looks like she can be someones mom trying to act kinky. I would love to know what nutjob would want to date this ugly bimbo after seeing these type of pictures.

No. 685963

>>685749
The dirty dog house roof is very distracting. You’re right. It’s filthy and cluttered. I can’t speak on the rope work because I am clueless about shibari, but yeah, this could have been a cool photo if they weren’t so lazy and put some effort into it.

No. 685975

The thing with phi is that you can really tell that she wants so badly to fit in with kelly and her friends to the point where it looks kinda forced . Like in all of kelly recent videos . She just looks like she wants so badly to fit in and it’s kinda annoying

No. 685977

>>685749
Kind of a strange thing to post after you just bombarded the internet with excess information on how your loved one hung himself

No. 686000

>>685977
Good point anon. I know it’s not a noose, but it looks similar enough. Kelly has zero tact though, so I’m not surprised.

No. 686014

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such beauty

No. 686040

>>685749
this looks like some lowrate MILF porn

No. 686063

>>686014 This would be great painted on one of her huge canvases

No. 686070

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Is it bad that I wanna see lina’s Photos out of morbid curiosity

No. 686091

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Woof

No. 686092

>>685831
How's she gonna go to her therapist in lazy hobo clothes then pretend she sleeps in this

No. 686148

>>686091
This con/expo looks soooo pathetic so it’s kind of funny

No. 686161

>>686148
What did you expect lol cons with low budgets have low budget guests

No. 686163

>>686091
What are they even going to talk about? Internal drama? Hair dye? Lol

No. 686186

>>686091
Watch it be an hour of them just screaming/laughing obnoxiously and talking over each other.

No. 686249

>>686091
Lots of air horn, “were queer!”, call out culture, asmr, husbandos, voltron, larp and plastic surgery.


(On that note, I could attend this con and I kind of want to to see this train wreck. But also this con looks beyond sad.)

No. 686261

>>685749
>cousin dies by hanging

….
>Kelly does photoshoots with hanging ropes

I…no words

No. 686265

>>685907
There's a pic in one of these threads a photographer took of Kelly looking out of her bathroom (bedroom?) window and there are 3 giant skips right under it. The inside is definitely nicer than the outside.

No. 686269

>>685910
I think it's telling that about a week after moving in she's got a Youtube channel and the first lines of her first video were something like "Hi, you probably found me through Kelly"

Does not seem organic at all. Dre kind of bloomed in that house whereas Phi is coming in hoping to use Kelly as a career boost and, while being a nice girl, it is very transparent. Peep the free counselling she gives Kelly in some of the videos too (example: beginning of the LARP at Labyrinth one).

A normal housemate - and person you just met - wouldn't be rushing to be your therapist unless they thought they had something to gain.

No. 686324

>>685749
The rope work in this photo is so terrible it's triggering me.

its uneven and isnt even tight! if youre gonna tie someone up in sloppy kinbaku at least make sure that you do it tight enough so that you can see the flesh bulging out between the rope gaps. like the whole point of shibari is to feel constricted and slight pain at the same time as pleasure and for it to be tight enough to constrict the bloodflow at jussst the right amount.

i could go on, but i'll stop my sperging.

also, yeah. super in poor taste to do a photoshoot like this after your cousin hung himself.

No. 686376

>>686261

Don't forget her obsession with a child killing clown. Her cousin was a child..

No. 686419

>>685963
I've never really given much focus to her house, but the dirty furniture might be because she bought it from those tiny stores that sell extremely cheap furniture that's poorly made and spray painted.

You can see the broken hinges and crooked wood. So, her upping the saturation would make them even more apparent.

No. 686451

>>686376

I'm no Kelly fan, but holy reach, Batman

No. 686456

>>686451
Agreed. I think her Pennywise infatuation is cringey and weird but wow this is a reach lol

No. 686477

>>686376
Lmao what a reach. Next it'll be "she is attracted to males and her cousin is male!!!" Kelly is just trying to be a cringey edgelord with the pennywise shit

No. 686499

>>686324
I won’t pretend I know about shibari thoroughly but the looseness made it look really off(sloppy uneven tying aside). Like she’s still posing in her flowy default poses kind of and there’s no constraint. Idk. It just looked off like the videos of people doing badly done style transformations- this was a badly done kink transformation.

No. 686799

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…why

No. 686802

>>686799
The content is running so dry that it's embarrassing. Kelly has all of the resources to do something creative or interesting and she never does.

No. 686840

>>686799
>>686802
At this point all her content is her rambling for as long as possible saying nothing for ad revenue, sometimes while eating, sometimes with free makeup, sometimes while shoving her dog in front of the camera, and now with creepy violent sex fantasies for her young audience.

It's not like she's powerless to turn her channel around, she just doesn't care about doing her job well. She doesn't care enough about gaming or interacting with her audience enough to actually stream on twitch. All she wants is money and as much attention as possible, good or bad.

No. 686841

>>685831
Is this bitch really tryna act like she goes to sleep in a purple mumu, full footed tights(?!?!) and a WIG?!

Also, love that her neck is such a plastic surgery nightmare. She has like 5 double chins it’s amazing

No. 686932

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Looks like she is still trying to milk the whole death thing. I wonder if this person will agree to collab.

No. 686939

>>686932
Caitlin in an educator there's no way she'll wanna collaborate with Kelly seeing the way she handled Austin's death is Kelly high?

No. 686940

>>686939
I came here to say something similar. I really can't see Caitlin being into this at all.

No. 686942

>>686932
Kelly talked about wanting to give Austin a proper funeral by having him embalmed and Ask A Mortician is an avid supporter of natural burial, why would she want to collaborate with Kelly? Their channels have nothing in common

No. 686945

>>686932
‪Is this bitch for real? Why the fuck would a funeral director and death educator want to collaborate with someone who did all the wrong things when it comes to how to handle death? ‬

No. 686948

>>686932
I'm going to be so triggered if Caitlin by some horrible nightmare decides to work with Kelly -
She's even made videos about the improper monetization of suicide, it's almost like kelly doesn't even actually watch her.
Can she PLEASE not further milk the deaths of people in her life? It's like she ran out of attention for Austin and now she's DESPERATELY seeking other people to memorialize for attention..

No. 686950

>>686932
ahhh bless this cow. caitlin will surely give her the benefit of the doubt that kelly is truly grieving and handle it graciously to the extent of her experience, but it does really start to rub the wrong way. ‘a channel about death?? i know someone who died we should collab!!!’ like …… any possible grief kelly felt over the suicide has almost certainly been engulfed in the public attention for it, any possible solemn reflection eclipsed by a drive to be seen solemnly reflecting in a collab video

No. 686951

>>686948
>>686932
‪I Highly doubt she will, I've only ever seen Caitlin collaborate with other professionals ‬

No. 686952

>>686948
She'll probably just cry to Caitlin and try to treat her like a therapist. Grow the hell up Kelly

No. 686980

>>686840
This is so true. I used to be a huge fan of her channel (although her personality mildly annoyed me), and though I still scroll back to watch some of her older videos, her new content is boring af. It´s just a load of boring rambling, nothing to really entice you and entertain. I thought I was gonna love the pool vlog, since I always found fellowship videos fun, but its just so plain boring. Her channel is dying a slow, painful death.

No. 686989

>>686932

Who THE FUCK asks for a collaboration from a professional like that?? HOW??

No. 686992

>>686989
Hey FAM want to enter a professional working relationship FAM

No. 687096

Head over to the lolpage for the fellowship for some real inappropriate content and milk!!!

No. 687108

>>686950
You have a way with words Anon.

>>686992
Henlo I luv ur bideos can we collab??

No. 687115

>>686989
doesn't she always? she reaches out to companies, galleries, professionals via twitter so her fans will go harassing them to do a collaboration with Kelly.

No. 687471

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She literally had a vision but okay

No. 687504

>>686932

I love Caitlin so much and would like to think she won't collaborate with someone who handles death so poorly

No. 687507

>>687504

ask a mortician does collabs with people who have actual knowledge on the topic, such as historians and people in the funeral industry. what does kelly even think she would have to say???

No. 687714

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I would honestly be so upset if Caitlin actually went through with this.

No. 687717

>>687710

Hopefully Caitlin will see how much Kelly disgustingly exploited her relative's death for attention.

No. 687727

>>687714
Lol it actually worked takes notes

No. 687774

>>687714
If Caitlin collabs with Kelly I'm going to lose so much respect for her

No. 687799

>>687774

Would Caitlin have the time to watch Kelly's videos and understand the concern? I can understand not wanting to shame Kelly but I wonder how she can turn her down politely without having Kelly's fans rip her apart.

No. 687805

>>687799
She could just ignore them too

No. 687836

>>687714

Please no… can’t anyone @ Claire and tell her about Kelly’s disgusting bullshit?

No. 687838

>>687836

*Caitlin, mixed up my threads

No. 687900

>>687836
Kelly and her friends know me so I can't tweet her, but anons p l e a s e tweet Caitlin about this. I love her and many others do. She is one of the only youtubers I can actually take seriously anymore…

No. 687903

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>>687900
>>687714
Looks like someone beat you to it anyway

No. 687905

>>687903
Braver than the troops. Thanks to Lemonade (again!) for speaking up.

No. 687911

>>687903
I don't use Twitter but thank you for speaking up. I might even make an account to DM Caitlin about this. I can't believe Kelly is going in this direction with milking her cousins death(cowtipping)

No. 687936

>>686939

To be honest this is right up Caitlin's alley.She has always been one to do stuff for attention and her ethics have been questionable in the past. She's a joke to most professionals in the funeral industry. It's to a point where she's used as a class discussion and as an example of what a failed mort. sci. student acts like.

No. 687937

>>687911
Idk if her DMs are open but you definitely should if you can, it looks like she's giving Kelly the benefit of the doubt but she's a really smart woman I'm sure she'll look at Kellys content before agreeing to anything(cowtipping)

No. 687957

We shouldn't try intervening with the collab. We're here to observe and laugh at the cow and this collab might bring us some milk

No. 687971

>>687957
Agreed, I think the Twitter comment is enough. We are like people making a nature documentary, we shouldn't try and affect what happens.

No. 688054

How is DMing Caitlin cowtipping though? She's not a cow and I already sent her a DM this morning (didn't mention lolcow or anything btw).(Cowtipping)

No. 688136

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No. 688275

>>688054
Was honestly wondering the same thing. Giving her the heads up that the person who wants to collab with her is terrible for the Death Positive movement is hardly cowtipping? Just a little confused here.

No. 688312

>>687936
Well, she has written several books, runs a successful mortuary house and is an advocate for green burials and trying to educate people on death. I fail to see where the problem is.

No. 688415

>>687936
>She has always been one to do stuff for attention and her ethics have been questionable in the past. She's a joke to most professionals in the funeral industry.

Spill the tea fam, I'm going to be disappointed though.

>>687903
Honestly, it's not hard to just Google Kelly Eden and come across these threads and it's also not hard to read through them. Probably petty, but if she does a collab I'm going to "slam that unsubscribe button" but idk, maybe not? Maybe Caitlin is a secret farmer and wants to milk Kelly for our entertainment?

No. 688487

>>688415
I'd love a video where she actually talks to someone about the correct way to handle this topic, and the other person subtly roasts Kelly by listing all the thing's she's done as "bad". Here's hoping.

No. 688562

I just noticed Kelly doesn't follow Claire on instagram, although Claire follows her. Who else of her supposed friends is she not following? And don't redirect me to the fellowship thread, this is about Kelly, and how crazy she actually is. So much for squad goals…

No. 688575

>>688054
Getting personally involved and talking about it here is cowtipping.

No. 688922

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No. 688936

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No. 688938

>>688922
I'd feel sorry for her if I didn't know what an awful person she is.

No. 689040

>>688922

Wowwww. She has to learn to be happy with being single and learn to love herself and improve herself. Kelly, you're almost 30. I can see someone younger musing about this but what do you want? Do you want to be marred for the perceived status or do you want to be married because you are ready for the love and potential sacrifice of being married? Like, seriously. Get your shit together and you'll attract decent people.

No. 689066

>>688922
kelly reeks of desperation and impending spinsterhood and it's hilarious. despite trying to be young, hot, alternative, whatever, none of it masks her godawful personality. not even fuckboys want her.

No. 689342

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>>688562
I don’t know if you’re talking about another Claire but she does follow Claire M

No. 689550

>>689342
Maybe she did after reading the comment here, she wasn't following before.

No. 689571

What the hell is up with those lips and crooked nostrils? The lips specially, stuff of nightmares. Once you see, you cannot unsee and it's all you look at during the video.

No. 689605

>>689550
Evidence of just how hard she lurks this thread.

No. 689631

>>689605
>>689550
Unless someone has a screenshot proving she wasn't following Claire before someone here posted about it, there's no proof of this or of her lurking.

No. 689700

>>689571

It's like there is a big ol meatball shoved into her upper left lip

No. 689783

>>689571
I thought she didn’t like Pokémon and thought it was a cruel concept encouraging animals/creatures to fight? Or did she jump into the fandom because of all the POGO hype

No. 689834

>>689571
A R T I C U L A T E D

No. 689861

>>689783
Yes! She says something along the lines of ‘Pokémon flaws’ or something like that. Think she even prefers Digimon. Has a Pokémon vs Digimon weeb rant. Which I don’t get… Seeing how Digimon has animals fighting too

No. 689862

>>689861

I liked the storyline better in Digimon. She probably had a crush on the DigiEmperor. Hashtag daddy af /sarcasm

No. 689921

>>689571
Lol this is why Kelly has zero credibility when she tried to portray herself as this Ulta-Nerd. She has stayed so many times how she didn’t like Pokémon and that she only watched Digimon. I can’t remember what video but she was going on about how she never watched it because she didn’t like it and her friend says “what kind of childhood did you have?” And kelly responds, “a digimon one”. But then Pokémon came back with Pokémon Go and ever since then Kelly is this big Pokémon fan and Team Rocket is one of her “favorite anime tropes”? Sure Kelly. I’ve never seen someone jump on so many bandwagons like this broad does. It’s hard to believe that she’s such a ~*nerd uwu*~ because none of her interests are genuine. No one is ‘gatekeeping’, or whatever Kelly made that shitty mukbang about. We can just spot your phony ass from a mile away

No. 690085

>>689571
Obviously Kelly found out it was harder to connect with nerds/weebs about Digimon and hopped off her special snowflake "I liked Digimon better than Pokemon" train in order to get more views.

Honestly though, I grew up never watching Pokemon because I favoured Digimon and they were so similar that I picked only to watch one - not to mention they played at the same time on my local TV and you had to only really watch one. Not only that but I didn't have the games so I never got in on the loop, which kinda sucks when you are the only one who doesn't like Pokemon out of your friends - but also you don't debate which is better because personal opinion aside, you lose the argument every time due to Pokemon being, that popular, so honestly Kelly, you aren't special.

No. 690205

When Rick is taking the pictures, her face barely changes expression

No. 690368

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Yes, because crop tops really scream 'autumn vibes…fucking idiot.

No. 690392

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Kelly is again, discussing stuff we’ve brought up on here. She’s talked about how people have her backlash for posting about being on cloud 9 after Austin’s death. Lmfao oh Kelly, you seriously don’t get it. There’s a time and place for things, and you just don’t get the concept of that, do you?

Also, Jesus Christ, someone burn this ugly ass wig.

No. 690427

>>690205
God that really bothered me how she just didn’t give any other expressions.

No. 690428

>>690368
What happened to her face? Her mouth looks completely fucked and her nose and jaw look odd and long. Nice warping on the door too

No. 690466

>>690427
Claire was the only one who actually did any different expressions or poses but in the final pic she just looks like a blow up doll

No. 690517

>>690466
Kelly probably just picked whatever shot she liked best of herself and not the group as a whole and that’s why.

No. 690530

>>690368

Can someone please unshoop this, her lip is so unnaturally fat and long

No. 690692

>>690517
Photoganon here, I agree this was a calculated move on Kelly's part. Her face is the most expressive in this shot, which naturally means that it draws the most attention. But you can tell from the video that she was barely emoting at all during the shoot. It really seems like she chose a shot where her face and expression would be the focal point even though she was the worst model there.

No. 690783

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Erm… what the fuck.

No. 690784

>>690783
What're we looking at here?

No. 690787

>>690784
Pile of trash and dog prison.

No. 690795

Why do I get the odd feeling that Phi exists mostly to validate Kelly and her feelings? Either that, or these girls are so obsessed with death that it's morbid.

No. 690813

>>690392
I still can't believe she made a Shane Dawson's esque mini series about his death and VLOGGED IN THE ROOM HE KILLED HIMSELF IN

No. 690818

>>690795
totally, in that pancake video she didn't seem to want to be in the video, she was just in her room, kelly lured her out, she tried to go again part way through and again kelly dragged her out again to make her talk about her grief as a segway for kelly to talk about her own grief AGAIN

No. 690861

>>690783
This is just infuriating. As a puppy it sounded like she would leave one side of the roof open so it wasn’t so enclosed and he was much smaller and wouldn’t jump out. But he isn’t that small anymore and this is literally just a dark space with hardly any light at all and probably gets super hot if he pants too much. Also she’s literally home and RIGHT THERE. Why is he in there?! That’s cruel as hell.

No. 690865

>>690861
>>690787

At least it's a kawaii prison. Much like the experience of living in Kelly's house, presumably

No. 690892

>>690795
It's like she's innocent. She knew who kelly was and what she does for a 'living' before she moved in. She probably wants in on that efame too

No. 690899

>>690205
I don't get why they have to act like they're such vintage queens of gaming, like atleast have some custom ps4 controllers or something atleast alittle relevant to things you actually use and (fake) play for your social media accounts.
I'm not gonna sperg out about the whole fake gamurr shit but yikes how removed from yourself do you have to be just to portray this strange perception you have of an aesthetic.
Like theres this hidden rule that the only "kawaii" consoles come from nintendo'h and unless you're gobbling cocks while playing animal crossing in a bodyline dress its not photo op worthy.
If you want a throwback thats cute and original Ps2 did come out with a Pink lite version for example with matching Dualshock controllers, theres a BUNCH of games they atleast have heard of that came to the ps2 and carries titles that are relevant and nostalgic to their audience.
Fuck me if i ever see anything original from the fellowship of the cockring.

No. 690992

File: 1537285827311.png (2.1 MB, 1080x1503, kellyshoops.png)

>>690368
Her injections are uneven/deflating.

No. 691039

>>690813
Which Vlog was it that was in his room?

No. 691056

>>691039
The very first on where she read his essay

No. 691282

File: 1537305539854.png (619.32 KB, 606x768, v.png)

angling photos to hide the botched lip I see. kek

No. 691446

>>691282
This is so unflattering, her inside lip really irks me too.

No. 691530

>>691282
And hiding her god awful chin surgery skin that hangs like she’s 80

No. 691764

File: 1537354719608.png (1.1 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180919-093735.png)


No. 691860

>>691764
I wish she’d stop with this ratty ass wig

No. 691891

>>691764
She looks so old and haggard here…talk about an unflattering angle when you know your face can read as masculine.

No. 691984

>>691891

I honestly think this is one of the better photos she's posted lately. Wig aside, her makeup is actually nice, coordinates well with her earrings. Her lips aren't super over done like in >>691282 (speaking of, what is that makeup look? and has anyone else ever noticed that she's really bad at applying lipstick evenly around the edges? kek) Idk sometimes I think the farmers in this thread are so desperate to hate on Kelly that they'll pick apart everything she does from a looks perspective. She's not an ugly girl, she's just ruining herself with surgeries and injections, mukbang videos and not working out like she claims she does. Her attitude and personality are the truly ugly parts of her.


>>690992 — this one terrifies me. Her lips look so fucked.

No. 692022

>>691984
……or someone could genuinely think she looks hideous in this pic? Get over yourself. Farmers on a moral high ground about her looks are the worst.

No. 692170

I don't get why this wasn't posted on Phi's channel instead of Kelly's? It's just fifteen minutes of her blabbing as if she's a relationship therapist with Kelly just nodding and agreeing and making a few comments here and there. Way to feed your laziness and monetize your friends, Kelly.

Kek @ her saying to avoid getting into relationships with narcissists and manipulative people. The irony. Maybe one day she'll understand that that's why her relationships never work

No. 692216

>>692022

Where do you live that Kelly would be considered ugly? I don't think such a place exists. We're just being realistic.

She looks good still, her looks are declining though because her lip is melting from cheap mexican injections and whatever she did to her jaw made it saggy and lopsided instead of the nice sharp jawline that she had before. She also abuses the crap out of her wigs and wears them until they literally fall apart. Her fashion choices are juvenile, tacky, unflattering and rarely cohesive. But even with all of that, compared to the average person? She's still above average. There is no moral high ground, you're just either blind or retarded.

Too bad she can't move her face to model anymore. She had a pretty low range of facial expressions already.

No. 692265

>>692216
Let anons have their opinions, she looked barely average before the plastic and she managed to pull average to good but then you see her in motion on video and shes honestly not a beauty. The fact that her personality is corrosive plays a part yes, but subjectively I know people who wouldn't exactly find her attractive and im not reffering to ana chans w/ impossible standards. (She looks permanently ashy for example like the girl has never had a glass of water in her life)
People can be nitpicky duh but don't fucking spam a paragraph cause you're triggered over somebody calling her ugly lmfao

No. 692307

I have no words for the disgusting stories kelly just posted on IG of her moaning and writhing while watching pennywise on the TV as though masturbating. Vomit

No. 692308

>>692307
Right? She just needs to stop with the clown thing already. It’s not cute. It doesn’t make her more interesting. It’s just creepy and lame.

No. 692331

>>692307
People who sexualize Pennywise are just freakin gross. Kelly is no different. Then again, she's married to a video game character from a shitty ps1 game.

No. 692444

>>692307
not to mention drawing pennywise's face on toshi in the next snap. what, she's already posted videos of him chewing on her bra (while wearing) and her dirty underwear, is beastiality gonna be her next "edgy, 'ironic' kink"?

No. 692452

>>692265
There's a certain video I watched a while ago where she appears with no makeup at the start, and it's honestly pretty bad. She's good at styling and makeup to get to an 8/10 (which I think she looks like on a good day) but on a bad day with no makeup it's like a 4.5/10.
And whoever did lipo on her neck botched it, but I guess she doesn't care because it was free.

No. 692479

File: 1537425781858.jpeg (754.09 KB, 1125x2010, 5D1005ED-5534-4501-B576-7584F8…)

What a model

No. 692480

>>692170
She's going to want to hold on to Phi for as long as she can. Kelly has used other people to make her content more interesting since forever.

She loves any situation where she can sit back and let others do most of the work or talking while she gets that ad revenue.

Phi also obviously loves to hear herself talk. Kelly doesn't even react to what she had to say. Phi is just another exploitable attractive friend in a long line of roommates.

No. 692549

>>692479
It's so weird that she's shooting for splat hair dye yet she's wearing a wig that is dyed using lime crime

No. 692550

Why is she filming a splat promo when she's literally wearing a wig

No. 692636

>>692216
Beauty is subjective. Someone you find beautiful could be ugly in my eyes and vice versa. I can’t believe this actually needs to be explained to you lol

No. 692684

Why are they bathing with their cats? I’m sorry but that’s disgusting. Sphynxes are so oily and…no. I can’t.

No. 692688

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>>692480
Old stale milk, but the hairstyle reminded me of when she posted this.

No. 692716

>>692636
You don't have to find her beautiful but you really must not get out much if you think kelly is at all below average. Even the 'manly' jaw you all hate is actually a common trait in actresses and models. It's a sign of health and good genes to have a jaw.

No. 692763

>>692716
SUUUUPER OT but well fuck i must be healthy as shit with my giant ass man chin

like no, it's not a sign of good health, it's your fucking genes anon. American/English women tend to have larger/wideset jaws than compared to an asian(round) or middle-eastern(oblong) woman not saying other races dont have big chins/jaws just it's more prominent in Caucasian/African women from what i've read

just…sayin… magic voodoo grandma shit isnt real, not all broad shoulders are a sign of strength…y'know?

and i think kelly is like…meh at best, she's not my type and i wouldn't call her 'beautiful' she could pull as a dude in drag for me sometimes

No. 692776

>>692716
I can totally understand people not finding her beautiful at all, I think some are just getting jaded by the way she photoshops the shit out of almost all her pictures to make herself look better but whenever you see her on camera and definitely without make up shes definitely not stunning, her skin is incredibly blotchy and I while I definitely agree with that she isnt fat at all, her posture and height still makes her look pudgy, the height part cant be helped but maybe her posture is bad because her fake boobs are too heavy for her which btw is also making her look very top heavy causing her to look just the tiniest bit off. maybe if you give her a side way glance you can say shes an average beauty but if you look critical to NOT her photo's its not that difficult for some people to say she isnt all that pretty, not to mention some people just dislike the look of tatted up bodies which alone could be enough reason to find her ugly.

in the end I believe being attracted to someone also has to do a lot with their personality, and Kelly definitely seems like a very loud obnoxious one which can be the reason she struggles so much with finding a boyfriend, I get that social expectations suck and people just want to be themselves, but maybe taking a boy to see your sephiroth shrine in your bedroom on the first date isn't the best way to go, at least not with the type of guys kelly is looking for

I dont think she's butt ugly, I think she just needs to become more self aware of herself (like maybe cover up that really bad rash she seemed to have a while ago during filming) instead of always blaming everything on the haters and others around her and never taking responsibility, especially when she receives any form of setback and expects to receive special treatment from everyone around her instead of learning to deal with things in a more mature way

No. 692852

File: 1537471484113.png (4.81 MB, 1242x2208, 7DFA1108-466D-4D4A-8CF5-F48BF2…)

is she insane????? Serious question.

No. 692858

>>692852
why would you just post something like this to an instastory? what if that person see that and gets even more upset are you for real? does she even think?

No. 692862

>>692858
I think it might be a chat (maybe the last one?) with her cousin who passed (it says "Austie" on top of the image and under her avatar, here it's cropped but in my phone I could read it clearly) which makes it even worse than if it were a random person. She's so creepy, maybe she's trying to get painted in a better light or something, but I personally find it gross, inappropriate and nobody's business.

No. 692871

>>692852
You buried the child two months ago Kelly, let him rest.

No. 692872

>>692852
Still trying to prove how helpful and caring she is. Tbh,this message doesn't even feel personal. Idk, is it just me but who wants someone they know to send hotlines and tell them they get meds if they feel like it. Why can't she just be a normal person and talk to them and check in on them regularly instead? Maybe that stuff might help but jesus christ, just throw it at them and pretend to care so you can put it online instead of having an actual conversation.

No. 692892

>>692872
Glad I’m not the only one who got this feeling. It literally reads like an ad.

No. 692899

>>692852
It's also very easy to fake a text conversation. I wouldn't put it past her to have made it up as damage control

No. 692952

>>692852
Pls haunt her lil nigga

No. 692992

>>692852
"And I know we barely talk" then stop fucking acting like you were his best friend Kelly

No. 692998

>>692899
On one hand yeah I wouldn’t put it past her - but it’s way more likely that she actually did all that.

If for no other reason than she’d make the replies way more ass kissy than the single weirded out line of “thanks” she actually got lmao

No. 693004

"text me if you need resources" she literally sounds so unapproachable, like this is what you message someone when you're helping them do an essay.

Also it's absolutely i n s a n e that she's posting this chat of her cousin?? It's not even a heartwarming conversation or anything this is literally her taking advantage of a dead person to show off how great she is

Imagine being on the verge of suicide and getting this benign text lol. You'd feel like garbage

No. 693030

Jfc you don't reach out when you're depressed, you need other people to reach out to you. She basically went heres a bunch of recourses the rest is up to you kay bye

No. 693154

File: 1537491285986.jpeg (8.72 KB, 245x336, images.jpeg)

>>692763
Stop exposing yourself as a Koreaboo child. If you knew anything you would know that east Asians have characteristically prominent jaws and the only races that do not are Jews and Arabs. Please do some research outside of plastic kpoop. May I point you to the beautiful Chinese actress Gong Li.

No. 693170

>>692852
>I know we barely talk.

No. 693209

I know she lurks here so I almost feel bad cutting this deep- but with no real schedule to be busy with, why couldn’t she just call and listen?! We know she hardly does anything now aside opening free gifts and eating. Between just dropping a hotline number like that and ‘respecting his decision’ to end his life so early, I hope she’s does keep fading out of any YouTube spotlight she was getting. Teaching young fans that behavior is ok is sickening.

No. 693217

File: 1537498392925.png (4.74 MB, 1242x2208, B457D932-F6B0-4B9B-BF51-0B3213…)

I guess this is how she gets over being “sad”. Ugh. This bitch.

No. 693238

>>693004
It's good she sent the texts but for someone as Online as her she could have opened a dialogue too. Obviously nobody knows what went on but posting this makes no sense.

No. 693301

>>693217
Imagine being this pathetic that you stay home all day long pining over fictional characters, wearing wedding rings, and pretending to be married instead of working on yourself and finding a person irl while constantly bitching about how alone you are

(not to mention that her stories right before this were of her deceased cousin and the character that she's pining over is a child murderer)

If she didn't have early e-fame to build her sheep to pay for her surgeries and other luxuries, she'd totally be an old, fat, poor spinster right now

Wonder what she's gonna do when her sheep finally move on from her

No. 693425

>>693301

I'm no kelly fan but srs the emphasis on pennywise being a child murderer is so irrelevant, esp when she's in no short supply of things to criticise

No. 693435

>>692899
Didn't they try to contact apple to unlock his phone? I wouldn't doubt much she just faked it with any phone either way. She is hiding the time and date and the sides of the screenshot for some reason.
Sage for tinfoil anyway.

No. 693439

>>693435
They must have been successful since Kelly spent his funeral glaring at people that had actual text convos with him.

No. 693441

>>693425
I disagree, she's completely fetishising a child killer. It's weird….and fake. Trying so hard to be out there.

No. 693473

File: 1537533432167.png (801.79 KB, 1280x720, Screenshot_20180921-113039.png)

Does anyone else find it wierd that she puts her own picture on tumbnail of video about figures?

No. 693474

Also Kelly atleast put that wig properly on your head

No. 693475

File: 1537533525904.png (425.4 KB, 1280x720, Screenshot_20180914-151644.png)

>>693474
Drop my pic

No. 693515

>>693435
I noticed that. Why take the time to white out the date but conveniently leave "austie" in the top corner. That's not a mistake.

No. 693519

>>693475
lmao thats bad

No. 693544

God I can't stop staring at her lip and that wig really needs to go.

No. 693592

>>693544
Her lip is absolutely butchered, I don't understand how she can just go about like its normal??

No. 693679

File: 1537556183750.jpg (238.36 KB, 908x2206, IMG_20180921_195241.jpg)

Kelly using her friends for content again. No one cares about the IT thing kelly that movie is old news now

1/3

No. 693683

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No. 693684

File: 1537556272804.jpg (169.25 KB, 906x2218, IMG_20180921_195232.jpg)

>>693683
3/3

(her roots tho)

No. 693719

File: 1537559754215.png (349.28 KB, 1058x503, pfft.png)

She added "mental health advocate" to her bio

If anything she's the opposite

No. 693751

>>693679
>>693683
>>693684
This is so cringy!! It's okay between private texts, but why post it publically? Kelly's a mess

No. 693753

>>693544
Both the bag and shoes are hideous and she legit goes on tangents for no reason and ignores the actual product. Why is she so terrible at this?

No. 693866

>>693475
Lmao WHAT?! How lazy can she be to 1) have done that to begin with and 2) not have caught it and gone “yeah that’s bad I should refilm that” or even leave that footage out somehow

No. 693869

>>693515
$10 says she changed his name to “austie” only after he died to make it seem like they were closer than they really were

No. 693922

>>693869
Previously: Cousin no. 2

The posting of private conversations seems to be a problem with Kelly. What are boundaries.

No. 693924

>>693719
See also
>LARP elf
>has larped like 3 times

She's the epitome of fake nerd girl.

No. 693988

>>693544

She seems so disengaged in this video. I'm not sure if I'm over-analyzing but those pauses in the beginning made her look so creepy. When she was bubbly with her unboxings and ditziness it was kinda funny but now this is uncomfortable.

No. 694139

>>693719
Oversharing about your mood swings doesn’t make you an advocate, Kelly.

For real though, it’s really irresponsible to make a claim like that without any sort of training or education. It implies that there’s a level of authority behind what the person is saying about mental health, whereas Kelly is just sharing her personal experience and opinions. Claiming to be an advocate implies that what she says about the topic carries some weight of authority.

It’s so arrogant and just plain dangerous to imply that she has the knowledge or skills to educate the public about mental health issues. She doesn’t even get basic statistics right, and flips the bird at ethics and best practices when they don’t suit her opinions.

No. 694180

>>692852
Literally the most minimal effort

No. 694735

File: 1537678931002.png (6.79 MB, 1242x2208, AFE34567-525C-4607-A5F7-5026D4…)

It’s kind of weird that her dog is with Davey, considering how much shit she talks about him.

No. 694736

File: 1537678958532.png (3.69 MB, 1242x2208, DE3CC2B6-9EA4-48B1-BD09-18AC24…)


No. 694786

>>694735
9mg she stated on twitter that every single relationship she's been in was toxic and abusive yet she let's the most important thing in her life stay with her ex. Wtf. Kelly I hope you're reading this, you're either a liar or fucking whack

No. 694821

>>694735
Why is she leaving her dog with someone who is then abandoning him wtf is happening here

No. 694865

>>694821
The note is from a neighbor which he assumedly only found quite a while after it was left. Though dogs really shouldn't be barking non-stop while you're gone so the neighbor has a point.

Pretty weird for him to be dog-sitting also unless they are dating again. (was it that last round of surgery that lured him in, or the obsession with clowns?)

No. 694890

>>694865
That's what I mean, if he's dog sitting for her why is he leaving the dog alone to the point of getting notes like this? That's the opposite of dogsitting lol

No. 694989

>>694865
He dog sat when she was in London last year too. Toshi was in his stories then as well. Super weird. Or maybe it was Japan? I dunno, it was one of those trips.

No. 695069

>>694735
>>694736
Makes sense that Toshi has separation anxiety because Kelly never leaves the house. Poor pup.

No. 695543

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Is this one of the reasons she got lipo? To be on an issue of a tattoo magazine that she was on 10 years ago? She thought she needed to look the same or better than that one?

No. 695554

>>695543
I feel like its possible the magazine reached out to her to be on the 10 year anniversary cover like some cool throwback, and she had some deadline to loose weight by (either a personal deadline or a real one set by the magazine, not sure if this is a thing magazines do) and she couldn't do it so she got a lipo sponsor last minute.

No. 695555

>>695543
Sorry to doublepost but I think its funny that on a tattoo magazine, her hair and stockings cover like 70% of her tattoos, this would be the time to show them off not cover them

No. 695660

did anyone watch this 42 minute… thing? i couldn't stomach much but in the first few minutes her sister mentions Kelly demanding to be the "pretty character" in this thing they made. her sister's cute, the resemblance was a lot stronger in the 2015 video with her.

No. 695662

File: 1537772654551.png (46.43 KB, 833x543, 9241201.png)

samefag, didn't mean to sage that post so i'm not saging this one, but i skipped around a little she mentions a sponsor somewhere around 24:23 and says the info will be linked down below, but it's not linked. i looked up the name she says and check out this website kek http://www.4discs.net/home.html

screenshot for comparison when she reads the thread and changes the description

No. 695701

>>677270
Kelly needs help tbh.

No. 695733

File: 1537785417246.jpg (97.36 KB, 720x869, _20180924_113038.JPG)

This is the most bizarre subject change, I struggled to understand what the first tweet was asking because I couldn't comprehend how Kelly's reply fit lol.

Also Kelly not getting the significance of batman and the joker is just more fake nerd girl points honestly



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