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> former wannabe scene queen turned pastel princess turned ka-why (kawaii) ambassador turned ultimate weeb turned G@M3R GuRL> tattooed, bust-enhanced pushing-30-year-old with a major identity crisis> serial blocker and comment deleter of those who don't lick her pastel asshole> infamous for selling gifts, PR packages, and other free stuff on her Depop for a major markup> has a designer dog she uses as an accessory - as every other living being in her life> alleged mental health advocate with at least four self-diagnosed illnesses including body dismorphia, depression, anxiety, and bipolar disorder - all of which she conveniently uses as excuses for her lack of interesting or creative content> Proved what a terrible mental health advocate she truly is by LIVE-BLOGGING and Vlogging her little cousin's tragic funeral, and posting rampantly about suicide while paying absolutely no heed to any of the official guidelines designed to protect innocent people. > Wildly insulted any fans who were mildly critical of her insensitive behavior, (see thread image) including getting a tattoo after the funeral, then going on holiday to Mexico, then going on holiday to Las Vegas and spending $1,000+ on concert tickets> Got her audience to entirely fund her little cousin's funeral to the tune of $10,000> Made monetized videos in the location of death, described cause of death, videos and photos from every part of the funeral process> Fake crying video where not a single tear hit her cheek> Grinning family photos posted before and after the funeral> Absolute disaster all round> Death obsession continues for 2 months, and now a family friend Kyle has died so she has also added in content about him>Just the kawaii content we subscribed for!!> Bonus: Posted a racist meme and then played dumb when people called her out on it> has a Patreon account which is meant for funding Sailor Moon skits, yet not a single whisper of said skits has been heard of for approx. 2 years - nor do her patrons receive any promised gifts> makes and disposes of friends as quickly as a girl with a heavy flow disposes of tampons> has no concept of who she is and finds her identity in whatever is popular at the time> Got expensive computer equipment donated by companies but is yet to ever stream playing a game on Twitch>LARP helps her to be someone else (blue hair and a skimpy black outfit)> major drama surrounding an Angelic Pretty dress and attempted/succeeded return of said dress> known for harassing professionals (artists, galleries, companies) to sponsor or collab with her - sends her sheeple followers after said professionals> spends most of her time whinging on Twitter about her lack of romance> pretends she's kinky by posting suggestive stories on IG or retweeting similar tweets> constantly complains of being broke while simultaneously traveling, attending cons, buying 10 lbs of sugar, paying for a personal trainer, and a maid, and a $600 microwave, and lip fillers, etc…> maintains a wishlist with expensive items that she's too cheap to buy because "my student debt tho"> collects friends with a similar "aesthetic" as she and has dubbed them "The Fellowship of the Rainbow" - talk of said Fellowship is permitted in this thread if milk is to be found>Tweeted for weeks leading up to some "secret surgery", creating tons of hype prior to and thereafter, promising a video once healed only to fall radio silent on the topic allowing her followers to believe that her body was achieved by "hard work at the gym and a healthy diet"> finally posts video after 3-4 months admitting she got lipo> compares lipo to getting a tattoo or a piercing> continues to abuse photoshop on her pics even in the wake of her new body > "Best friend" Dre is nowhere to be seen two months after moving out> Whatever happened there remains a mystery> lolcow lurker
Previous thread: >>>/snow/622818
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Hey guise did you know kelly eden invented pink hair and pink fuzzy jackets and the color pink in general? Who does this company think they are??? Ugh I'm so mad!!
love this summary lol
btw, are those real comments? people have already started calling her out for all the bullshit she's doing, especially with the cringy fake no crying video?? i'm impressed. her followers don't have much of a brain
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Can this be taken out? Last thread the mods finally said The fellowship aren’t allowed to be discussed here anymore due to suspicious circumstances about who was doing the posting and the infighting that would occur after.
They have their own thread now which, hmm imagine that, isn’t updated as much as the derailers insisted there was “so much milk” about the rest of the fellowship.
If you want to talk about them:>>655208
DUH I mean to paste:
“> collects friends with a similar "aesthetic" as she and has dubbed them "The Fellowship of the Rainbow" - talk of said Fellowship is permitted in this thread if milk is to be found”
Is the part that needs to be taken out
That's because you've killed both threads by splitting them. Calves don't have enough milk on their own and neither does Kelly you guys are still going on and on about an event that happened OVER 2 months ago. That Steph post about Kelly was perfectly relevant.
Also, the mods aren't as organized as you think they are. One mod will say it's okay and another mod will say it's not. It's just like reddit, the mods are just users that volunteer. They don't even have any actual power, they can just do an IP ban and then someone can just reset their router.
But yes, congratulations on killing both threads, you have really helped Kelly out a lot.
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Phi posted this pic to her Instagram and twitter and is it just me or does it look like Kelly got her nose and lips done? Might explain the long absence (and maybe to take heat off of the GoFundMe thing)
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mfw when I haven't been keeping up with the Kelly Eden drama in a few weeks and I read this OP. This is so much trainwreck to try and process in so little time.
She was just in Mexico wasn’t she? Why would someone like Kelly Eden not
take advantage of the cheap fillers? I’d be surprised if she didn’t have a little something done while she was down there.
KELLY'S BIG RETURN TO YOUTUBE> 0:00-5:10
It's just her feeding her dog, playing with her dog, and being very impressed. Did you guys know that you can train dogs? They can learn things. You can throw a ball and train them to go get it and bring it back. It's called fetch and he even likes it. Wow, my dog is so smart.
She rambles about random things that nobody cares about like ordering food and getting an AC unit for her room.
Nothing of substance is said.
Never-ending grieving talk.
She talks about how upset she is about deaths in the past 2 months.> Her cousin who was so much younger than her (12ish year age gap) who she barely knew and never lived with.> Her ex-boyfriend, that singer guy who she claims to have talked to recently but only recently started following him on instagram, possibly post-mortem.> An old friend from high school that she was no longer in contact with.
7:32 - 9:20> New YouTube schedule Tues/Thurs/Sat/Sun
(Taking bets on how long before she breaks it? Second week.) Claims she is a workaholic, "works" about 6/52 weeks out of the year from home on her own schedule.
Playing with the dog again.
Through the entire video, she get's distracted by playing with Toshi every 15-20 seconds. She acknowledges that it's a problem frequently but never stops.
Nothing of substance is said.
Talks about taking her cousin out to dinner and being surprised about him treating her like family member and being unable to reciprocate.
Begins with her trying to remember she's supposed to be upset in the video and not just pretending to tell her therapist what they want to here. Takes a moment of silence with a feigned somber look. Now we're talking about ex-boyfriend singer, relates to The Black Parade. Shows footage of her actually crying at Jareth's ball while singing it.
> 15:28 -16:23
Cuts herself off mid sentence for a play with Toshi break. Forgot she's supposed to be sad again. Now is laughing and smiling while talking and is talking very rapidly.
Now she remembers that she's making a sad video again. Pretending she's talking to her therapist again and telling her what she wants to hear. (I hope this isn't really how she talks to her therapist because she's going to get 0 help just telling him/her what they want to hear).
Making sure we all know it was Kyle Pavone and he's a celebrity in case we didn't know since she was referring to him by his first name only, so casually. Found out on twitter that he died after it was already trending. Had to take a break from social media because people were posting photos of Kyle everywhere despite posting photos of Austin non-stop after he died and not having an issue with that.
Remembering to start laying on the sad tone and long pauses again while being distracted by Toshi. Lots of pretending to understand mental health talk, talking to us like her therapist talks to her. Talking about exploring feelings and steps forward and acceptance and life is beautiful, you get the picture. Makes sure to tell us how sincere she is being throughout the whole video, seriously says it 20+ times. Ends with some very contrived sign off with her best, "I'm being sincere" face.
It was a very long and boring video with no new information, so I recapped it while watching it for those that don't want to watch. She has very clearly overdone it with the lip fillers and is starting to get duck face. Hopefully she didn't get them in Mexico, because if she's ever seen botched she'd know to never get fillers in Mexico because they end up clumping up and moving around your face.
i don’t normally follow these threads but i saw the description post for this video and was intrigued so i clicked on it.
wow. it’s hard to even put into words what she sounds like, but it’s like when someone kills themselves in high school and then a bunch of random people pop up claiming that the deceased was their best friend. she seems like the embodiment of that. i know grief is different for everyone but laughing and giggling and staring at oneself in the fucking viewfinder while you relate your supposed “sincere” struggles is so goddamn off putting. it feels so wrong. this is staged and doesn’t feel even one bit like genuine hardship. sickening
i skipped through the video with the sound turned off, and it looks like she's constantly suppressing a grin or a smile.
several times, it's like this half grin but then she stops and does her " /sincerely/ staring into the void" before continuing to talk.
if she is a sociopath she's certainly not "high functioning" in terms of charm/faking empathy.
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This is the end result. She never cleans off the mascara dots.
Imagine being this entitled>>678529
She's looking pretty tired here. oof
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I’m sorry but there is nothing appealing about this look. Her eyeliner looks ratchet. Her skin looks puffy and dehydrated. What even are those brows? And of course, that wig… it looks fried. The tutorial came across like it was half heartedly thrown together at the last possible minute. Like at least throw on a pair of lashes so it looks like you’re trying. “It’s a look to like, match the computers!” Boring.
Totally stole the eyeliner idea from ahitsrosa, who did it 100x better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXFgSNBEfWY
Also why did she not use any concealer under her eyes? Those dark circles and tear troughs are heavy!
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Looks like a bunch of bondage photos are coming based on her Instagram story and this photographer
all I can look at is the pink sugar. who the fuck actually uses pink sugar in coffee?
nitpick, i know. but that's just weird.
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I wonder how these photos will turn out (1/2)
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Kelly Eden on mission I Need a Boyfriend, Stat
Good luck gurl
this hurts my eyes for so many reasons… the rope work is so messy and off centre. I would be embarrassed to be tied up in such a lazy, unpolished fashion.
Also, wtf are those tattoos? i knew they were bad, but had no idea how bad they actually were
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She’s on one you guys….. she thinks this is cute
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Saw this image on PULL so they get the credit for pointing it out first. Great "mental health advocacy there."
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“Down to clown”
Please stop it’s so embarrassing. CRINGEEEE
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"This only attracts clowns and you need a guy who doesn't wear makeup"
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…says the woman who obviously posts in her own thread regularly.
P.s. you must be 18+ to post here, Kelly, but I know it’s easier to dismiss criticism when you can pretend your critics are ignorant.
Lol back to calling anyone who calls your out on your bullshit "evil"
Most of us are 18-30 actually Kells, but speaking of youth audiences, don't you have a lot of actual preteens who will be checking out your shibari?
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Damn! She’s got the worst form ever! Rounded shoulders and a dropping neck. That’s an injury waiting to happen. And her trainer isn’t correcting her? She’s wasting her money lol. This explains why she isn’t seeing results.
"This is their way of venting"
What's your excuse?
Also didn't know that kids and preteens could be "the most insecure, hateful, evil people"
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Yes Kelly, because I'm a kid who is sooo insecure about my guilt over turning my cousin's suicide into a money grab and then galavanting about having soo much fun with the money that I suddenly have to spare and spend despite "muh student loans". Oh hang on, that was you>>680105
Funny how somebody posted this yesterday and today she's posting workout videos
Way to remain "unbothered" Kelly.
Kelly's not even 30 and already has desperate cougar levels of plastic surgery and regular cosmetic procedures. She's washed up in her 20s any wonder she can't find a boyfriend. She might be fun for a fuck but any sane man will see she's unhinged and not wifey material.
Also I'm sure her over sharing on social media is off putting af.
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Sloppiest ropework ever. Good job, Kelly. You really showed all of us how experienced you are in the world of BDSM. Good lord.>>680760
This pushup form is almost as bad as that ropework. SLOPPY. Definitely a waste of money if her trainer hasn't corrected her. Quality over quantity, honeypie.>>680810
31 here. Not ashamed by it. Just found a place where there exists people who aren't easily distracted by your pink hair and see you for what you are. >>680821
Lina, you ARE creepy. You're as thirsty for Kelly as Kelly is for boys (but not girls - bitch ain't bi)
Also yeah girl looks old as fuck in those stills from her recent makeup tutorial. Has she never heard of antiaging routines? Water? Maybe some SPF? Jeezooz.
Bitch, whatever. Bondage is for everyone. Don't be mad because you don't have any T&A and your body shape is out of style. She's clearly trying to find a branding to start Patreon whoring, looks like she's going for kawaii kink. I wonder if she'll get into tentacle stuff? She's pretending to be kinky for branding, not even doing it correctly and your issue is her weight? Wonderful priorities, captain bondage defender.
She's also not fat, she's out of shape. I am not seeing any results from the gym, she must not be doing anything in between sessions. She needs a sports bra that is actually capable of containing her tits instead of a fashion sport's bra, it would make it so much easier to work out and reduce post-workout soreness.
Everyone is wrong but her.
Just like the lolita shop she forced to accept the return of her used dress, despite her being the one who read the price correctly.
Nothing is ever her fault because she is a woke mental health advocate boi.
Right? I'm studying shibari right now and this triggers
me to no end.
there's barely any tension in the ropes and the tiny bit that is there is uneven and tight in all the wrong places. the initial knotting on the hands is so terrible and not even the right knot for that. i could list everything thats wrong in just this one photo but i'm going to stop before this turns into a no1curr blog post lol
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Okay so, she poses and does the same damn dress thing EVERY DAMN TIME. Her face is all weird like she’s trying to concentrate to not fart. And, is that the only damn crown/head piece she owns? I thought she made some antlers and shit. Smhhhh, Kelly, for being a so called model, you’re a one trick pony.
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I just can’t…
Yeah that too. It’s just deranged. I understand that people have their kinks and that’s totally cool, but I think romanticizing kidnapping/sexual violence is crossing the line. Especially coming from a woman that claims to be triggered
by everything. What if her kidnapping ASMR triggers
one of her followers? I bet she hasn’t even considered that. Because In her fantasy land, only Kelly’s feelings are valid.
In the Labyrinth ball video she also admitted she has "been in bed for 1 1/2 months" while griiiieeeeeving.
Most people don't have the luxury to miss more than a day of work, let alone be a fatass in bed for nearly two months.
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Such a youthful and vibrant face.
Alienware once again helping her create such a shitty q&a video.
Let's see if she actually streams but this time something interesting. Unlikely tho.
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I’m convinced she found this Pennywise Tumblr that was popular like over a year ago (she’s always tardy to the party), and is trying to make it her new “thing”. She probably didn’t even have a Pennywise dream.
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Holy smokes! Kelly totally copied it, way to call it anon! Her depravity isn’t even original! Her recent content is literally “inappropriate content” and is triggering
as hell , glamourizing of all the wrong things. Too bad she refuses to acknowledge it or take accountability ever. I have never seen one genuine act of accountability.
Anyways, with her recent content, she’s going to alienate a lot of viewers and attract a new breed of disturbed and I guess interesting ones..
I know she reads this thread but it's pretty funny that she really went for inappropriate content right after it was posted
>Pennywise sex>Bondage>Kidnap ASMR
Will be very interesting times for the preteens who watch her videos (And there are plenty of them based on the old fanmail videos)
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Why is she like this? I feel like going back and forth between yelling about death and suicide to posting ~cheeky~ pictures of myself in pastel bondage when I'm mixing it up from photoshopped to hell images of me staring blankly into space in a dress or being an ass on twitter would be so emotionally exhausting. No wonder she is always tired and can't get out of bed. Who would want or choose to make their life this kind if circus because they just love attention that
You don´t want to know what I thought what the thing in the upper right corner is..,
Why does she have to post these unflattering pictures? Yes, I know, attention, but still… use nicer ones? And maybe people loose their shit because of your attitude. But what do I know…
I WANNA FUCK THE CLOWN FROM IT.
ALSO LOOK AT MY BODY.
She seems so desperate! What the hell this caption is cringey.
She does look a tiny bit slimmer though.
All I can see in this image is all the veins through her skin. I can see why she goes for photographers who photoshop to high heavens.
Also I'm pretty sure she has already reversed some of the effects of the lipo from a few months ago looking at the waist.
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Yet she has stated before how she doesn't drink or like being around drunk people because her dad was an alcoholic and it killed him. She's a walking contradiction.
I guess props to her for finally posting an unphotoshopped, but gross photo of herself. Finally get to see her real body and skin for once.
But that wig, and that neck. And that tanned upper chest is starting to look like a 40yr old womans. Suntan lotion, kelly.
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This could’ve been a cool photoshoot, but she just looks terrible. These last couple years she has not aged well at all
Pick up the clothes on the floor.
Hide the bottle of cleaner.
Wear a bow where the tag isn't showing.
Get a better wig.
Learn how to smile or show a feeling while posing.
Who shot this again? They should be ashamed.
Also whoever did that liquify job between each rope on her hips should be shot - it’s laughably bad.
But hey, her unshopped cry for attention was just as bad. How shit do you have to eat and take care of yourself to reverse effects of lipo that you LITERALLY just had done???
Lewk at meh I’m so kinky Kat blaque come drink wine with meh even tho I don’t drink cuz I got all my daddy issues from my alcoholic daddy, I’ll put his ashes in there if you want!!
Bye kelly, you’re a desperate walking punchline
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Some caps of her upper lip melting.
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Wow that’s bad. What a hot mess. The awful fake hair, awful fake lips, sorry kelly but men are so not attracted to that. At
Least not serious ones. The fact that her goal is marriage and a baby is so tragic. Her home screams “I’m not ready or willing” for a partner or room for anything beyond her own damn self
Its clear that Kellys going to be single forever. Maybe she’ll have a few boy toys. But someone who is genuine, down to earth and sane will never come her way. No guy looks at her and thinks, THATS the kinda girl i wanna spend my entire life with.
Kinda sad for her that shes so oblivious to…well…everything that she is.
Watched some other videos + clips>LARP at labyrinth was cringey, but they looked good>in "we'll carry on" she talks about the deaths and says "I don't know how to talk about it. I talked to him only 4 days before he was admitted to the hospi-" AD BREAK
Still monetizing your touching moments I see
Also all the ads I'm seeing are for beauty treatments/anti-ageing which really shows the bracket Kelly is moving into
I know right? Maybe the Tim Curry one if you were a fan of his voice or something…because there are weird people out there who wanna fuck frank n furter…I mean I don't, but I semi understand.
Tim Curry has a nice voice. Even then, it's such a cry for attention and bizarre, because clowns are not hot. Especially the IT clowns.
Joker? Cringey but understandable to have a crush. Heath Ledger and Jared Leto are attractive men and I can see the appeal of fangirls.
Even if she said she found tim curry or the bloke that plays the new pennywise hot, I'd be like yeah okay. Because there are chicks that want to fuck Christian Bale but hate Patrick Bateman. There's also the opposite effect, eg- dudes wanna bang Khaleesi but aren't that into Emilia Clarke herself. But Pennywise the actual character is fucking ugly. I want to know exactly what 'attracts' her to Pennywise.
Like other anons said, it sounds like she has just picked an outlandish character to pretend she wants to fuck to appear weird.
And the newest IT clown has a lazy eye and giant lightbulb forehead. What the fuck man.
to me it looked more like a sleep mask. but then the questions is, why would she lie and say it's underwear?
also, her shitty "artist" impressions of the packaging are so cringey. especially alongside mistakes like pronouncing vignette as "vig-net."
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Someone posted her last video on Reddit, a few of the comments pic related.
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“Kelly thinks she’s hot shit because she’s bipolar.” Girl, Interrupted remake, 2018
But for real, why does Kelly look like she literally escaped a mental institution? Does she sleep in that wig?
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Is that outfit she's wearing a joke? She looks like she is headed towards an erotic themed night club. That's what she wears for a casual, day light LARP practice? Needs attention really bad as usual.
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I wonder how long it’ll take Lina to get into shibari too now that Kelly went on the band wagon.
Very proud of you?
Sounds like a mom talking to her child. Weird.
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One thing I’ve noticed about her, even with the Backstreet Boys thing, she has to go above and beyond to try and prove she is this diehard super fan. It’s just weird how she can’t ever just like something and go about her life. Instead she has to broadcast it everywhere and make sure the whole world knows like “HEY IM KELLY EDEN AND I LIKE THIS THING AND IVE LIKED IT SINCE I WAS 12 IM SO SPESHUL I ACTUALLY LIKE IT THO BC I HAVE SINCE I WAS 12 VALIDATE ME”… it’s like pls settle, no 1 curr.
when i read that i was like wtf is this bih talking about but you're right.
jfc. she looks like she could be lily's cringy mother, kinda like how moo looks at least 10 years older.
she aged badly because she eats shit all day, she does not in fact work out, idk what her alcohol/drug consumption is like but even small amounts next to a high-sugar, high-processed diet and her botchy surgeries will do a number on anyone…
(and to be fair, she didn't start out looking like collins, et al. - she started out looking a luke warm 5)
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Was just about to post that, is she fucking serious? She’s not even in the line. The other car is fine.
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Better screenshot, sorry. Not letting me delete the post.
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Come join grandma Kelly!
That wig has gotta go.
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I see she's been lurking again.
As a previous poster said, please don't reproduce, Kelly.
Near the beginning, Kelly says, "I wonder how many people think Phin is my girlfriend… probably a lot." That would have been a perfect time to say, "but my type is actually short girls" or something like that. I know this is old, but I got so pissed watching her coming out video where she talked about "knowing she's queer" but didn't say anything about being attracted to any girl, ever. Wonder if she'll ever talk about what kind of girls she's attracted to. (I'm sure the answer is no because she isn't attracted to them.)
Also, I love how her "friends" choose to float the raft on the other end of the pool rather than be near Kelly and Phin. They're discussing normal things and then Kelly begins screeching about Titanic again. I cannot imagine someone less fun to be around.
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Speaking of kelly dating…..I swiped and found this
Lmao does she want to be single forever?
There's nothing necessarily wrong with putting your nerdy interests out there, but when your career is "youtuber", I think that's a red flag/shorthand to most guys worth dating around her age for delusional narcissist at worst and someone to probably not take too seriously at best.
It's not like she's super well known or has over a million subscribers, or viral videos, or a good camera/lighting/editing/content in general. And I can't see anyone looking to date a youtuber for mooching or exploitative reasons finding her channel at this point and thinking "she's the one for me!"
The no hookups part is probably the last nail in the coffin for her. If you build your whole identity around shallow things you have no actual passion for, people are going to see through that and see your ugly, self-absorbed personality and not want to do more than casual sex, if that.
I think we shouldn't speak for men who do casual sex or give them "reasons" for it. There's plenty of girls who are "wife material" who men still use for casual sex. Off topic but it's a little misogynistic to say "she's only good for casual sex!" We can do better than that. (And I'm OP of the thread!)
Anyway, she has to work on SO MUCH if she wants to get a man. One is the legit crazy that radiates from her, like in the sugarpill review with the messy wig. Second is not lying about your sexuality. It confuses the issue. Her friend Kota who is actually married to a man, frequently retweets LGBT+ content and cute selfies from gay girls. Has an actual lesbian song and video. Yet Kelly has a clickbait coming out video and nothing.
Another thing; actually work on your damn art. You have a skill, Kelly, even if it is limited to copying photos, they are nice paintings. Try digital art or making comic book style art.
Actually stream something on Twitch.
Be consistent with your behavior and beliefs.
Don't think your mental illness makes you a uwu manic pixie dream girl, and work on it instead.
Don't take all criticism as an "attack" from "evil" people.
Stop with all the surgery and treatments. Leave your body alone for a bit. Zapping it with lasers, getting lipo, lip injections, it's constantly recovering from surgery and you wonder why you feel like shit.
Eat better. Eat a damn vegetable. Learn how to cook simple meals and don't order take out daily (which it seems she does from her mukbangs)
I could go on. But her problems are not limited to being attention seeking and shallow, plenty of women do well in life with those traits alone.
Her whole profile is basically a red flag. I guess that's not surprising because she's such an awful and inauthentic person though. >>685263
Tinder bios are usually pretty short, and actually many people don't read them because the app is mostly about swiping on people you think are hot; it's more of an app for casual dating/hookups so I always think it's weird when people act like they're going to find The One on there (not that you couldn't, obviously, just that it was made for a shallower demographic). Saying you're not on Tinder to hook up is like saying you're going to McDonalds for a salad.
I don't see how it's misogynistic to point out that she's shallow and fakes her interests and that's not an attractive trait if you're trying to point out reasons why no one wants to date Kelly.
Of course there are garbage men and women out there who will use people regardless of what they're like and I don't mean to excuse that behavior or blame women. I can't imagine any decent, well adjusted person trying to go on a date or even hold a conversation with Kelly and taking her seriously as a potential partner.
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Dat neck and those lipo holes
This photo is so sloppy. The rope work is terrible, it's framed horribly, and it's all cluttered. They couldn't move some stuff before the shoot? Her house looks so dirty too
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Not to mention how potentially triggering
that kind of thing is- Kelly acts as if she's a safe-space tw
friendly mental health advocate but never gives any warning to shit like that….. ok girl…
Ffs the photo isn't even straight. If you're gonna have huge horizontal lines in a picture you gotta make sure they're straight.
But yeah this is so cluttered she looks like she's in a storage room
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On Kelly's Twitter asking for video ideas. Has this girl never watched Kelly's channel? Little girls? Her channel is really not kid friendly. Wtf. What would Kelly even tell them?
"Get whatever surgery and procedures you want because you're not good enough the way you are"
"Be sure to oversell any interests you might have to make sure everyone knows you're the biggest and first fan of said interests"
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Grandma Kelly is off to bed, children.
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Ah yes. I too sleep in tights and lashes.
Phi pisses me off too. She really up Kelly’s ass and I hate her fucking tangents. I had to unfollow her on ig because she wouldn’t stfu about “best boy!” or “I feel personally attacked!” Or band wagoned Voltron because ~she’s not like the other guys~. Which is all what Kelly does, but idk why when Phi does it, it looks EXTRA forced.
Too much energy to be extra disliked.
I cant stand Phi also. She seemed down to earth in the beginning but gradually became annoying like the rest of the rainbow bitches. >>685749
she looks like she can be someones mom trying to act kinky. I would love to know what nutjob would want to date this ugly bimbo after seeing these type of pictures.
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Is it bad that I wanna see lina’s Photos out of morbid curiosity
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Lots of air horn, “were queer!”, call out culture, asmr, husbandos, voltron, larp and plastic surgery.
(On that note, I could attend this con and I kind of want to to see this train wreck. But also this con looks beyond sad.)
>>685749>cousin dies by hanging
….>Kelly does photoshoots with hanging ropes
I think it's telling that about a week after moving in she's got a Youtube channel and the first lines of her first video were something like "Hi, you probably found me through Kelly"
Does not seem organic at all. Dre kind of bloomed in that house whereas Phi is coming in hoping to use Kelly as a career boost and, while being a nice girl, it is very transparent. Peep the free counselling she gives Kelly in some of the videos too (example: beginning of the LARP at Labyrinth one).
A normal housemate - and person you just met
- wouldn't be rushing to be your therapist unless they thought they had something to gain.
The rope work in this photo is so terrible it's triggering
its uneven and isnt even tight! if youre gonna tie someone up in sloppy kinbaku at least make sure that you do it tight enough so that you can see the flesh bulging out between the rope gaps. like the whole point of shibari is to feel constricted and slight pain at the same time as pleasure and for it to be tight enough to constrict the bloodflow at jussst the right amount.
i could go on, but i'll stop my sperging.
also, yeah. super in poor taste to do a photoshoot like this after your cousin hung himself.
I've never really given much focus to her house, but the dirty furniture might be because she bought it from those tiny stores that sell extremely cheap furniture that's poorly made and spray painted.
You can see the broken hinges and crooked wood. So, her upping the saturation would make them even more apparent.
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At this point all her content is her rambling for as long as possible saying nothing for ad revenue, sometimes while eating, sometimes with free makeup, sometimes while shoving her dog in front of the camera, and now with creepy violent sex fantasies for her young audience.
It's not like she's powerless to turn her channel around, she just doesn't care about doing her job well. She doesn't care enough about gaming or interacting with her audience enough to actually stream on twitch. All she wants is money and as much attention as possible, good or bad.
Is this bitch really tryna act like she goes to sleep in a purple mumu, full footed tights(?!?!) and a WIG?!
Also, love that her neck is such a plastic surgery nightmare. She has like 5 double chins it’s amazing
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Looks like she is still trying to milk the whole death thing. I wonder if this person will agree to collab.
I'm going to be so triggered
if Caitlin by some horrible nightmare decides to work with Kelly -
She's even made videos about the improper monetization of suicide, it's almost like kelly doesn't even actually watch her.
Can she PLEASE not further milk the deaths of people in her life? It's like she ran out of attention for Austin and now she's DESPERATELY seeking other people to memorialize for attention..
You have a way with words Anon.>>686992
Henlo I luv ur bideos can we collab??
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She literally had a vision but okay
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I would honestly be so upset if Caitlin actually went through with this.
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Looks like someone beat you to it anyway
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>>687936>She has always been one to do stuff for attention and her ethics have been questionable in the past. She's a joke to most professionals in the funeral industry.
Spill the tea fam, I'm going to be disappointed though. >>687903
Honestly, it's not hard to just Google Kelly Eden and come across these threads and it's also not hard to read through them. Probably petty, but if she does a collab I'm going to "slam that unsubscribe button" but idk, maybe not? Maybe Caitlin is a secret farmer and wants to milk Kelly for our entertainment?
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I don’t know if you’re talking about another Claire but she does follow Claire M
Obviously Kelly found out it was harder to connect with nerds/weebs about Digimon and hopped off her special snowflake "I liked Digimon better than Pokemon" train in order to get more views.
Honestly though, I grew up never watching Pokemon because I favoured Digimon and they were so similar that I picked only to watch one - not to mention they played at the same time on my local TV and you had to only really watch one. Not only that but I didn't have the games so I never got in on the loop, which kinda sucks when you are the only one who doesn't like Pokemon out of your friends - but also you don't debate which is better because personal opinion aside, you lose the argument every time due to Pokemon being, that popular, so honestly Kelly, you aren't special.
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Yes, because crop tops really scream 'autumn vibes…fucking idiot.
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Kelly is again, discussing stuff we’ve brought up on here. She’s talked about how people have her backlash for posting about being on cloud 9 after Austin’s death. Lmfao oh Kelly, you seriously don’t get it. There’s a time and place for things, and you just don’t get the concept of that, do you?
Also, Jesus Christ, someone burn this ugly ass wig.
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Erm… what the fuck.
I don't get why they have to act like they're such vintage queens of gaming, like atleast have some custom ps4 controllers or something atleast alittle relevant to things you actually use and (fake) play for your social media accounts.
I'm not gonna sperg out about the whole fake gamurr shit but yikes how removed from yourself do you have to be just to portray this strange perception you have of an aesthetic.
Like theres this hidden rule that the only "kawaii" consoles come from nintendo'h and unless you're gobbling cocks while playing animal crossing in a bodyline dress its not photo op worthy.
If you want a throwback thats cute and original Ps2 did come out with a Pink lite version for example with matching Dualshock controllers, theres a BUNCH of games they atleast have heard of that came to the ps2 and carries titles that are relevant and nostalgic to their audience.
Fuck me if i ever see anything original from the fellowship of the cockring.
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Her injections are uneven/deflating.
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angling photos to hide the botched lip I see. kek
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I honestly think this is one of the better photos she's posted lately. Wig aside, her makeup is actually nice, coordinates well with her earrings. Her lips aren't super over done like in >>691282
(speaking of, what is that makeup look? and has anyone else ever noticed that she's really bad at applying lipstick evenly around the edges? kek) Idk sometimes I think the farmers in this thread are so desperate to hate on Kelly that they'll pick apart everything she does from a looks perspective. She's not an ugly girl, she's just ruining herself with surgeries and injections, mukbang videos and not working out like she claims she does. Her attitude and personality are the truly ugly parts of her. >>690992
— this one terrifies me. Her lips look so fucked.
Where do you live that Kelly would be considered ugly? I don't think such a place exists. We're just being realistic.
She looks good still, her looks are declining though because her lip is melting from cheap mexican injections and whatever she did to her jaw made it saggy and lopsided instead of the nice sharp jawline that she had before. She also abuses the crap out of her wigs and wears them until they literally fall apart. Her fashion choices are juvenile, tacky, unflattering and rarely cohesive. But even with all of that, compared to the average person? She's still above average. There is no moral high ground, you're just either blind or retarded.
Too bad she can't move her face to model anymore. She had a pretty low range of facial expressions already.
Let anons have their opinions, she looked barely average before the plastic and she managed to pull average to good but then you see her in motion on video and shes honestly not a beauty. The fact that her personality is corrosive plays a part yes, but subjectively I know people who wouldn't exactly find her attractive and im not reffering to ana chans w/ impossible standards. (She looks permanently ashy for example like the girl has never had a glass of water in her life)
People can be nitpicky duh but don't fucking spam a paragraph cause you're triggered
over somebody calling her ugly lmfao
There's a certain video I watched a while ago where she appears with no makeup at the start, and it's honestly pretty bad. She's good at styling and makeup to get to an 8/10 (which I think she looks like on a good day) but on a bad day with no makeup it's like a 4.5/10.
And whoever did lipo on her neck botched it, but I guess she doesn't care because it was free.
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What a model
She's going to want to hold on to Phi for as long as she can. Kelly has used other people to make her content more interesting since forever.
She loves any situation where she can sit back and let others do most of the work or talking while she gets that ad revenue.
Phi also obviously loves to hear herself talk. Kelly doesn't even react to what she had to say. Phi is just another exploitable attractive friend in a long line of roommates.
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Old stale milk, but the hairstyle reminded me of when she posted this.
SUUUUPER OT but well fuck i must be healthy as shit with my giant ass man chin
like no, it's not a sign of good health, it's your fucking genes anon. American/English women tend to have larger/wideset jaws than compared to an asian(round) or middle-eastern(oblong) woman not saying other races dont have big chins/jaws just it's more prominent in Caucasian/African women from what i've read
just…sayin… magic voodoo grandma shit isnt real, not all broad shoulders are a sign of strength…y'know?
and i think kelly is like…meh at best, she's not my type and i wouldn't call her 'beautiful' she could pull as a dude in drag for me sometimes
I can totally understand people not finding her beautiful at all, I think some are just getting jaded by the way she photoshops the shit out of almost all her pictures to make herself look better but whenever you see her on camera and definitely without make up shes definitely not stunning, her skin is incredibly blotchy and I while I definitely agree with that she isnt fat at all, her posture and height still makes her look pudgy, the height part cant be helped but maybe her posture is bad because her fake boobs are too heavy for her which btw is also making her look very top heavy causing her to look just the tiniest bit off. maybe if you give her a side way glance you can say shes an average beauty but if you look critical to NOT her photo's its not that difficult for some people to say she isnt all that pretty, not to mention some people just dislike the look of tatted up bodies which alone could be enough reason to find her ugly.
in the end I believe being attracted to someone also has to do a lot with their personality, and Kelly definitely seems like a very loud obnoxious one which can be the reason she struggles so much with finding a boyfriend, I get that social expectations suck and people just want to be themselves, but maybe taking a boy to see your sephiroth shrine in your bedroom on the first date isn't the best way to go, at least not with the type of guys kelly is looking for
I dont think she's butt ugly, I think she just needs to become more self aware of herself (like maybe cover up that really bad rash she seemed to have a while ago during filming) instead of always blaming everything on the haters and others around her and never taking responsibility, especially when she receives any form of setback and expects to receive special treatment from everyone around her instead of learning to deal with things in a more mature way
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is she insane????? Serious question.
On one hand yeah I wouldn’t put it past her - but it’s way more likely that she actually did all that.
If for no other reason than she’d make the replies way more ass kissy than the single weirded out line of “thanks” she actually got lmao
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Stop exposing yourself as a Koreaboo child. If you knew anything you would know that east Asians have characteristically prominent jaws and the only races that do not are Jews and Arabs. Please do some research outside of plastic kpoop. May I point you to the beautiful Chinese actress Gong Li.
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I guess this is how she gets over being “sad”. Ugh. This bitch.
Imagine being this pathetic that you stay home all day long pining over fictional characters, wearing wedding rings, and pretending to be married instead of working on yourself and finding a person irl while constantly bitching about how alone you are
(not to mention that her stories right before this were of her deceased cousin and the character that she's pining over is a child murderer)
If she didn't have early e-fame to build her sheep to pay for her surgeries and other luxuries, she'd totally be an old, fat, poor spinster right now
Wonder what she's gonna do when her sheep finally move on from her
Didn't they try to contact apple to unlock his phone? I wouldn't doubt much she just faked it with any phone either way. She is hiding the time and date and the sides of the screenshot for some reason.
Sage for tinfoil anyway.
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Does anyone else find it wierd that she puts her own picture on tumbnail of video about figures?
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Kelly using her friends for content again. No one cares about the IT thing kelly that movie is old news now
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(her roots tho)
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She added "mental health advocate" to her bio
If anything she's the opposite
Previously: Cousin no. 2
The posting of private conversations seems to be a problem with Kelly. What are boundaries.
See also>LARP elf>has larped like 3 times
She's the epitome of fake nerd girl.
Oversharing about your mood swings doesn’t make you an advocate, Kelly.
For real though, it’s really irresponsible to make a claim like that without any sort of training or education. It implies that there’s a level of authority behind what the person is saying about mental health, whereas Kelly is just sharing her personal experience and opinions. Claiming to be an advocate implies that what she says about the topic carries some weight of authority.
It’s so arrogant and just plain dangerous to imply that she has the knowledge or skills to educate the public about mental health issues. She doesn’t even get basic statistics right, and flips the bird at ethics and best practices when they don’t suit her opinions.
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It’s kind of weird that her dog is with Davey, considering how much shit she talks about him.
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The note is from a neighbor which he assumedly only found quite a while after it was left. Though dogs really shouldn't be barking non-stop while you're gone so the neighbor has a point.
Pretty weird for him to be dog-sitting also unless they are dating again. (was it that last round of surgery that lured him in, or the obsession with clowns?)
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Is this one of the reasons she got lipo? To be on an issue of a tattoo magazine that she was on 10 years ago? She thought she needed to look the same or better than that one?
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samefag, didn't mean to sage that post so i'm not saging this one, but i skipped around a little she mentions a sponsor somewhere around 24:23 and says the info will be linked down below, but it's not linked. i looked up the name she says and check out this website kek http://www.4discs.net/home.html
screenshot for comparison when she reads the thread and changes the description
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This is the most bizarre subject change, I struggled to understand what the first tweet was asking because I couldn't comprehend how Kelly's reply fit lol.
Also Kelly not getting the significance of batman and the joker is just more fake nerd girl points honestly