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A thread for both older and newer cows from indie bands including indie punk rock, alternative rock, grunge and so on, who do stupid things but don't deserve their separate threads. That refers to singers and musicians with unhealthy need of attention, claiming to be "punk" and independent despite being ex models or actors and coming from priviledged backgrounds, guilty of using nepotism to further their careers, reworking old genres, copying older bands or characterized by rude and nonsensical behaviour.
Previous threads
>>>/snow/1279186>>>/snow/1611539Examples of indie cows discussed previously:
Glume/Viola Harlow/Molly Marlette - serial grifter, plastic surgery addict, liar, suspected by many to be a munchie. Claims to be a child star with Judy Garland tier backstory, fed amphetamines by her mother to „work more”
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>>2050666 >Got kicked out of Italians Do It Better deal, asks fans for 19k dollars cause the label „left her with nothing”, refuses to get a job.>Lies about being one of final 3 chosen to play Hannah Montana >>2050666, >>2050670 and playing Shirley Temple on Broadway to „support her poor family”, claims she was pretty much a family breadwinner at 6 years old. Actually child voice actor with maybe 5 computer game credits >>1872242, >>1873316 >Randomly flips between dancing, jumping around and then suddenly using wheelchair, always talking about 1000 super rare illnessess. Hard to say how much of that is true, some people believe her and some suspect munchie arc. >Begs for money but somehow can afford expensive ass apartments (also during her „stuck in Paris” phase), countless animals, surgeries and fillers.>Blames everything and everyone that she „had to” start Onlyfans/Playboy (girl get a fucking job) which now serves as new victim narrative for her new album „Porn Star” >>2076748>Shames people into donating to her countless GoFundMe’s, Paypal etc. (8+ at least and counting) >>1982159, >>2026786 Expects her fans to pay her 150k medical debt >>2050381
>Phoebe Bridgers – self obsessed, smug faced mainstream „queen of indie” who built career on sleeping with her producers and/or sleeping with married men (Conor Oberst, Ryan Adams), having weird threesome dramas, awkwardly smashing guitar on SNL, saying fuck TERFs and using bisexuality as brownie points. Comes from well connected and wealthy family but LARPs as ex busker. Mostly toured with Boygenius and not very active as of late.
>Kelsy Karter – fan of „US hardcore punk” shirts from Brandy Melville, former pop punk, now „80’s rock” singer, with 1000 career restarts and inevitable flops. First tried wonderful tricks as posting fake face tattoo of Harry Styles on her face and singing love songs to Johnny Depp, then came out of nowhere with BMG deal and huge tourbus tours despite having no audience >>1687407, >>1687397, >>1724435 When her BMG pop punk record flopped, she declared the genre „dead” and „untrue” and deleted everything. Currently has a motorcycle gang rock tier band and tries hardest to pander to zoomers. Used to be Amy Winehouse/Lana skinwalker with failed pop projects, genre hopping since 2012. >>1687428, >>1687427, >>1687429, >>1687434
>Delilah Bon/Lauren Tate – TikTok rapper with songs full of Tramp Stamp tier „riot grrrl”/alt cliche slogans, indie equivalent of Machine Gun Kelly. >>2076556, >>2076557, >>2076558 Formely visual kinderwhore Melanie Martinez, now rapper mix of Pink and Christina Aguilera. Used to sing in Hands Off Gretel. Her mom loaded a ton of money just to start a whole record label and make her a star >>1509760, >>1510058 Likes to publish bipolar outbursts (aka posting cRaZy manic clown makeup selfies) >>2002802, >>2002803 and obligatory „I’m so lonely i have no friends” suffering artist posts >>1966335, >>1966337, >>1966338, Dani Miller – white trash/poverty LARP singer of Surfbort and Trashworld, Gucci ambassador known mostly for flaunting her tooth gap
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>Sabrina Fuentes – Pretty Sick singer, representant of model punk genre. Mostly runs around each party place with NYC clubkids with a few short stops for playing shows. Uber rich CEO parents fund everything and ex (current?) irrational No Agency modelling deal provide surprisingly wide net of connections, so she can afford it all >>1752453
>Haley Dahl – singer of Sloppy Jane who loves assaulting her fans’ eyes via performing fully naked, to the point every person in live photos straightup looks away >>1699829, >>1699837, >>1699878 Had weirdo parents who took her to Burning Man festival where she was surrounded by pedos and rapists. Vehemently advices parents to introduce children into this environment >>1699894
>Soap Girls – former teen bubblegum pop duo with South African Universal contract, now typical „punk rock” band with mom as manager >>1643471, >>1643474, >>1643467, >>1643471, >>1643481
>Lambrini Girls – two pasty butterfaced chicks valiantly threatening to beat up TERFs and calling everyone to cancel and shun out sexual abusers from punk scene, yet somehow forget Iggy Pop and his penchant for 13 year olds >>2061088 Persistently promoted by Rough Trade, Iggy Pop, Kathleen Hannah and various OG indie stars for no reason. Other:
>pretty much 99% of men mentioned in the thread are confirmed sexual predators or at least have allegations>and industry plant band denies being a plant and then tells us it’s actually great to be industry plant band >>1687892, >>1687893, >>1687895, >>1687898>some nepo kids show off pigsty crackden as a proof they’re not nepo kids >>1723108>Julian Casablancas messages 19yo, the girl exposes his ass online >>1699793>oddly persistently pushed Irish male plant band KNEECAP, ofc have SA allegations >>1976373, >>1976374, >>1976375, >>2022703>Blackbraid milk >>1886837>Kathleen Hanna, like all of past riot grrrls, regrets announcing herself as a riot grrrl >>1968117, >>1968145 Girls to the front, males fuck off, unless you’re a male in a dress of course >>1974368>Linda Lindas nepo background, harmless but obviously existing as stage parents hobby project >>1696189, >>1696285>Grace McKagan, Duff’s daughter, representative of „model punk” >>1773778, >>1773785, >>1773784>Cumgirl8, sex and hairy armpits tier band, representatives of „model punk”, but obviously more Dani Miller than Grace McKagan way >>1700017, >>1700028, >>1700029,>Margaritas Podridas, the Courtney Love/Kat Bjelland skinwalkers in plastic Temu babydoll dresses. Inevitable Courtney/Kat „she stole my dress!” fallout, now only one female singer left >>1867610>ancien self-milking cow Lexa Vonn >>1618901, >>1618903Links
https://www.instagram.com/violaodetterharlow/https://www.instagram.com/phoebebridgers/https://twitter.com/phoebe_bridgershttps://www.instagram.com/alienzarereal/https://www.instagram.com/therealsurfbort/https://www.instagram.com/sickysab/https://www.instagram.com/kelsykarter/https://www.instagram.com/heatherbarongracie/https://www.instagram.com/skatingpolly/https://www.instagram.com/cherryglazerr/https://www.instagram.com/yostazyo/https://www.instagram.com/gracemckagan/https://www.instagram.com/choirofthemind/ No. 2094874
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Why would she out her doctor publicly like this if he's "risking his job"? She posted a tiktok with him before, he could be identified. (Screenshot is repost from end of last thread.)
No. 2095097
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It looks like one of Glume's victims is speaking out which is why she's throwing a shitfit in her instagram stories right now about how her illness is very real and she is very actually poor.
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Of course she got her lapdog husband to defend her
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What's more unhinged is that Glume seems to be pretending to be her parents and commenting on the post… like this is so pathetic but at least it's entertaining
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>>2095099Wait, who is this? Who is this Brittany girl to her?
If that's her dad WKing her in comments for real and claiming she's close with her family… is this man aware of stories she tells about her mother in press? She doesn't paint a bright picture of him either cause it would mean her father did nothing to stop abuse and feeding child with drugs. could be Glume impersonating him
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well, that nonna in the previous thread who wondered if julien baker would troon out was right: she recently got the titchop. gendies and their handmaidens are applauding this, as per usual(spoiler your shit)
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kek is phoebe having an instagram crash out?
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Anyone know anything about Lawrence Rothman. I know they are genderfluid and married to Floria Sigismondi, but are they a cow or just kinda weird?
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Here is a better picture of him. I'm just intrigued and wonder about what kind of story is there if there is one.
No. 2109960
>>2100629Jfc what an ugly fuck
He has rapist eyes
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Can't help but wonder if she spends "150k insurance debt" fund on random billboards and book release/promotion. She also has yet a new pet bird and wants to start a bird sanctuary now. She even encouraged to contact her if someone knows good locations.
I don't get it. People have "mere" 5000 dollar debts and can't sleep at night wondering how to make ends meet, Glume on the other hand just wants to have fun i guess.
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I missed it but in March she posted a video showing a long list of her ailments, drugs she takes and some hospital papers. Plus selfies with Cedars Sinai staff. If she's not bullshitting, i'm starting to think she always had all the money needed, but it just pays off to act online.
>>2110215you're welcome to tell us more. Blackbraid is cringe af
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Remember these 2 working class heroes spitting at the rich and threatening to beat up all TERFs? There’s been some development, i knew there’s something more to it
For context, they’re one of those bands that came out of nowhere but got unexplainably big promo. They have almost meme tier songs, like a readymade formula, like to take on this moralistic tone and interrupt their shows with free Palestine/trans ppl are so opressed/fuck government talk. Preach about condemning abusers in the scene, but work with Iggy Pop, Idles and Kneecap. Iggy Pop discovered us just like that, no planting! But turns out they paid a guy to sneak a song into his radio base. It’s one of those idiots who love to yell at others but their doctrines seemingly don’t apply to them personally. (i'd recommend skimming this interview for a sample of their pretentious talk)
https://www.teenvogue.com/story/british-punk-rockers-lambrini-girls-new-album-interviewFast forward
>talk how embarassed they are to be from England >yet have no problem applying to government to fund their career>get a share of £1.6 million grant from the Music Export Growth Scheme>England bad, all people racist, but no problem living on racist tax money>pretty much get Great Britain sponsors them singing how much they hate Great Britain, calls it „best of Britain”, so there’s backlash>argue „if they endorse free speech they should endorse us”>respond with a variation of ”Don’t yell at us for exploiting your money, yell at government for cutting welfare”>meanwhile love to preach and yell at people with „priviledge”>only list having ~working class~ jobs like working at the pub>release song called Filthy Rich Nepo Baby >say ”Punk in itself was about inciting positive change, but now, it is literally about fucking men stomping around on stage singing about capitalism, when they all come from fucking five-bedroom houses in Surrey. If you do not get yourselves into these spaces and actually call people out on this fucking bullshit or just try to teach someone a fucking lesson, then it’s not going to change.”>Dailymail finds Lily’s Linkedin>private school, music uni, worked at parent’s company. Parents are CEOs of CORE architects>Phoebe Lunny’s grandfather is Irish musician Donal Lunny, father is some sort of successful marketerWould love to post Lily’s Linkedin, but guess she deleted everything. I’ve seen it a year ago but never joined the dots
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>>2119898The goverment calling this best of Britain situation makes me kek but these 2 are definitely not poor people in dire need of funding
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14523611/middle-class-parents-punk-girl-band-nepo-baby-English.html
>A British punk band controversially handed taxpayer cash despite claiming it is 'embarrassing to be from England' also enjoyed leg-ups from their very middle class parents while railing against 'nepo babies', MailOnline can reveal. Lambrini Girls - comprising guitarist Phoebe Lunny and privately-educated bass player Lilly Macieira - were handed a share of £1.6 million from the Music Export Growth Scheme, funding them to go on tour around the world promoting their song God's Country, a bitter attack on England.>In the lyrics to their song 'Filthy Rich Nepo Baby', the Brighton-based two-piece sing about a privileged young musician who 'hides the fact he's upper class' and 'wouldn't know what socialism is if it punched him in the d*'. And in the song they even mock: 'Hugo wants to be a rockstar….he hides the fact he's upper class.'
>But Lilly is less bold about mentioning the two years she spent working for CORE Architects, where her mum Anabela Macieira is the CEO. According to her LinkedIn, the 29-year-old worked as a part-time 'social media specialist' for the Portugal-based architects while still studying for her degree in Creative Musicianship at the University of East London.>She later landed a freelance proofreader role at the architects which she says involved: 'Helping the company communicate with clients and authorities eloquently and diplomatically'. Lilly also gave a glowing public review of CORE Architects on Facebook, praising them as 'professional, helpful and passionate' while making no mention of her professional or family connections.
>Lilly's bandmate Phoebe Lunny, 27, also appears to benefit from family connections, and still shares a flat in an upmarket street in Hove, East Sussex, with her mother Louise Ward, 62. Phoebe's father Oisin Lunny, 54, is described as an 'award-winning marketer, webinar and podcast host, MC, public speaker, virtual event consultant, UX business professor, and writer' who has hosted, moderated and given keynote presentations at over 200 conferences in every corner of the world.
>Both bandmates have stated in interviews they are neurodivergent and members of the LGBTQ community and consider Britain to be a 'colonial, shole, chunk of land'. In one song, 'God's Country', they rhyme 'Maggie Thatcher' with 'flag-s*er' - a derogatory term for someone deemed enthusiastically patriotic - and sing: 'Racist uncles want their country back.' Their apparent hatred of Britain and the state - they previously said the likes of Rishi Sunak and Lord David Cameron were on their 's* list' - did not stop the band from applying to the Government for cash to help them with their careers. It also didn't stop Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy from calling them 'the best of British culture and creativity'. But Stuart Andrew, the Shadow Culture Secretary, said: 'It beggars belief that we are using taxpayers' cash to fund a band aimed at denigrating the UK. 'There are serious questions to be answered, especially as Lisa Nandy said they represented the "best of Britain".>'Labour must come clean about whether they think it's right that we should fund groups that seem to hate Britain.' A Government spokesman refused to confirm how much of the £1.6 million fund was handed to Lambrini Girls, citing 'commercial confidentiality'. He said: 'This Government believes in backing our incredible British artists and supports their right to freedom of expression. Clearly there's work to do in persuading this particular artist to back us in return.'>Last year, Tory party leader Kemi Badenoch objected to a £14,250 grant going to Irish language rap trio Kneecap, who are named after the paramilitary punishment of shooting someone in the knee, and have been accused of glorifying the IRA and mocking the Queen's death. She said she wanted the government to 'stop taxpayers' money subsidising people who neither need nor deserve it'.
>A spokesman for Ms Badenoch said at the time: 'Labour will always capitulate rather than defend UK interests.>Lambrini Girls hit back at criticism, saying they received the money 'because we're f*ing sick that's why'.>Writing on Instagram, they said: 'Rather than complaining about a government program meant to support artists, direct your frustration towards the government's plans to cut welfare, which will push the most vulnerable into poverty.' No. 2120329
>>2120183Literally. "Punk" scene seems to be the last scene one would like to be involved in now, it's all boring cunts thinking writing scathing songs about nepotism is the best coverup to hide they're an effect of one.
These 2 are absolute cows and walking contradictions in everything they do, and act so fucking smug. i'd say they're even more annoying than Starcrawler in some ways.
Wish more of indie insider farmers were still lurking this thread, wonder how Lambrini chicks are regarded in the peer scene. imagine the drama when these two break up
No. 2121394
>>2100690Yeah he wrote a song called LAX about how he would rather take laxatives to shit in order to lose weight instead of diet and exercise. He then went on a small tour and did interviews talking about it saying he wanted to help people and is tired of all the "look at me" artists. Sir, every entertainer is a "look at me" so you aren't any better than anyone else. He also shills and produces for Amanda Shires, the goat voiced wonder and ex wife of Americana singer songwriter Jason Isbell.
Also, he has mainly been a producer for every shitty nepo/trust fund LA musician that you can think of right now. Living things apparently couldn't make it so he is a low level producer.
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This is Amanda Shires, a 43 year old Americana singer that coat tails of male musicians that they are trying to pass off as some sort of lyrical genius like Leonard Cohen and pass off as hot at the same time. This picture is a picture of her without filters
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Here is a better pic of her. She is an excellent fiddle player but HOLY SHIT her singing is horrible. Her trademark is constantly writing lyrics with bird imagery.
No. 2121466
>>2121396She's in the middle of playing an instrument so her muscles and tendons are moving around, which will look odd on a still photo. In this photo
>>2121434 she looks pretty, bar the heavy makeup. Do you have any actual milk and proof of it because otherwise this sounds like a vendetta.
No. 2121515
>>2121466Lmao right? Anon loses mind at the sight of a bit of loose skin out of tight skirt. What do you want her to do? Announce herself as #ugly? hide in a sack cause she's in her 40s? That's not milk
>>2121379>It's like they wanted to be caught out, either to get hate-listen revenue or discredit the idea of criticising industry practices.I really don't think so, that account is deleted now. It would pop up in the days the band only started getting small interest, if you searched their individual names. They don't get asked about this incident in interviews at all, so they still play this hardworking band criticizing industry. They are being called out on Facebook though and now it stays abandoned
No. 2121894
>>2121657We get it anon, you hate her cause she's 40yo and feels good in her own skin. How dare a 40yo woman dress however she wants and not hate herself? anon will lose her mind when she inevitably reaches middle age
>>2121785Music is not that bad but Dani's behaviour always makes me cringe. Always that forced "look at me i'm obnoxious, look i don't have teeth" thing