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No. 1983123
Meet the cows:
Jake Munro - Ex boyfriend of a "goth" YTer who helped him get his career off the ground. Cheated on her (after a decade together) with his girlfriend's tattoo artist's wife, Kat. Fancies himself a musician, though since his bandmates all left, doesn't seem capable of producing music on his own. Uses Joker-esqe makeup while mimicking other artist's makeup for attention on Youtube, appears to be rapidly aging into the bloated corpse of a chav gordan ramsay due to a suspected alcohol and nicotine addiction. Had big dreams of being the next big V-tuber star as "JesterJake", but after falling for multiple Nigerian avatar scams and constantly breaking his equipment, this "dream" flopped. Has made his grand return to OnlyFans to scar us with ugly photos of his teenie weenie. Dislikes: women not being hot, women having opinions, zoomers, being hungry, any alternative man hotter than him (so basically all of them)
Kat Paine - Previously married mother of one, cheated on her tattoo studio owning husband with their client's long term boyfriend (Jake). You can find her posting heavily filtered lewds to her OnlyFans when she isn't tracing Disney coloring book sheets at the tattoo shop. Her most popular phrases include: "Daddy! Shots!", "Drinks! Shots!" and incoherent giggling at Jake doing literally anything. Hobbies include: pole-dancing, poorly cosplaying Jake's questionable fictional crushes (d.va, tinkerbell, etc.), constantly cleaning up after her manchild, and poorly editing her photos.
Highlights from last thread:
>>1886746 Jake and kat apparently buy their entire wardrobe off SHEIN
>>1887409 Jake has a meltdown on stream about the lack of donations, says he "can't do this for free anymore"
>>1887707 The neckbeard catboy vtuber Jake tried to leech off of ends up becoming more popular than him
>>1888383 >>1888547 Kat posts about giving birth to her son, posts porn immediately after
>>1889022 Kat caught filtering/editing her face into oblivion
>>1889279 Jake starts skipping scheduled streams with no notice
>>1890927 Jake starts sharing bitter memes saying shit like "good people get tired of being good to ungrateful people"
>>1891592 Recap anon on one of his vtube streams, jake reveals kat does all the house cleaning
>>1891636 Jake dropping 150 paid subs within a five month span.
>>1892168 Clair, the poo-obsessed paypig who was donating thousands is confirmed MIA
>>1893400 Kat posts a very unflattering and unedited video of her pole-dancing with a friend with filthy feet
>>1899521 Jake posts a half-assed thirst trap, farmers notice russell's sign marks on his knuckles
>>1900156 recap of a stream, jake bitches and seems miserable the entire time
>>1901591 A Farmer posts a dropbox to his budget Croatian holiday vlog
>>1901632 Recap of the holiday vlog, they spend most of the trip day-drinking
>>1901639>>1901640 The vlog reveals what they both actually look like unedited kek
>>1907352 Jake skips most of his streaming schedule, only streaming twice a week leading farmers to suspect a possible day-job
>>1909523 Jake caught sperging out about zoomers in the wild, gets roasted for being a "35yo emo"
>>1911451 Still vague posting about his ex as always
>>1920230>>1920641 A new paypig enters the ring, "Moni" unfortunately for jake she doesn't have clair money
>>1920644 Kat begins working more hours as jake works less and less
>>1920812 Jake spends money he doesn't have on a shitty deadpool cosplay he barely can fit into
>>1924582 Makes only $21 during a stream, looks bloated and makes gross sex jokes the entire time
>>1924838 Another stream recap, seems miserable, says he had a "crap" halloween
>>1925842 Another in-depth recap of a stream showing just how far he's fallen.
>>1927065 Jake gets really weird with one of his more "attractive" (i.e., not obese) snaccs
>>1927569 Despite being ignored by him, Jake likes a photo of his catboy neckbeard "friend" cuddling another man?
>>1929830 Jake has beef with one of the members of Motionless in White
>>1930051 Some sob story about how he's the only vocalist to have ever perform sick?
>>1930339 Jake is too broke to replace his broken gamer chair, snaccs fundraise to get him a new one
>>1930344 Most of his snaccs in the discord express they don't have the money to spare
>>1931678 Kat's poor dental hygiene jumpscare
>>1930346>>1931834 Jake starts skipping and pushing back stream days constantly again
>>1932289 Sets up one of the rooms in his rented studio to be a "music video room", hasn't released a music video since
>>1932385 Vtube stream recap, more gross sex jokes, somehow manages to only make $10. kek
>>1934704 Another in-depth stream recap, makes $30 and says a lot of questionable things including calling the KKK "kool kids klub"
>>1935235 Apparently kat occasionally leaves used buttplugs and sextoys around the house where her toddler plays?
>>1935992 Jake trains hard, not to thrist trap, but to lift a small toddler up to put the star on the christmas tree. So brave!
>>1936022 His vtube attempt is dead in the water after spending close to 10k on avatar scams and broken VR equipment
>>1937105 Cringe clip of his "content", still labeling himself goth despite aggressively hating on goths
>>1939174>>1939423 Jake tries to fire sale all his old MUNRO band merch (including incredibly damaged prints of himself) despite the band not really existing anymore
>>1939756>>1939757 Jake really needs you to know that he has violent sex, and often.
>>1942286 Jake has his own dental hygiene jumpscare in thread
>>1943124 Kat tattoos scratchy black sludge all over his fingers and hand
>>1943668 Jake joking that he would do "black face" for only 1,000 likes
>>1946231 Jake starts shooting weird OF content at the public gym, including him grinding against foam rollers on the floor
>>1956304 He and his snaccs shout out the farms on stream
>>1959214 Jake wrote us a song titled "anonymonsters", it's terrible as expected. kek
>>1961549 Kat pole-dances at her job's holiday party under jake's close and constant supervision
>>1962921 another recap of a stream, mostly him ranting angrily about various things
>>1964052 Kat cosplays one of Jake's favorite fictional characters to lust after, looks gaunt and horrifying
>>1966802 Jake caught using filters to give himself a jawline
>>1966813 >>1966858 Small recap of a stream. He looks genuinely unwell and extremely bloated.
>>1967477 Snaccs seem to believe "kitty" the neckbeard catboy is still in the picture despite him not being around for actual months
>>1967495 Final stream recap of this thread, Jake is having a near constant meltdown at this point
>>1968141 Jake blames his constant rage outs on being hungry. kek
>>1969208 More bad (but free!) hand tattoos done by his "babygirl", this time a weird honeycomb down to the tips of his fingers
>>1972593 Nonnas notice Jake following more and more alt-right and MRA accounts
>>1976014 Jake makes his unfortunate return to OnlyFans
No. 1983125
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Few things posted in other threads when the last one died. Mostly just his awful thirst traps. This one highlighting his alcoholic gut. How enticing.
No. 1983126
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>>1983125and this one showcasing almost the entirety of his freakish form in his classic "tummy ache" pose plus his most recent free tattoo from Kat. Wonder if we're ever going to see him get the one on his stomach finished at this rate.
No. 1983127
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Minor update from the discord, but he's trying to do another plush cash grab for a third time despite the last time not getting anywhere near funded. So far this is the winning "look".
No. 1983630
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>>1983127Snaccs lamenting on how inactive Jake is in his own discord and how dead the chat is. Despite them asking about interest for a new plush months ago, there doesn't seem to be any talk about it anywhere else on his social media.
No. 1983631
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>>1983630checked twitter for any interesting updates and it's dead there too. There are a few posts that never made it into his last thread that are pretty cringe worthy however. The most recent music attempts he's made are shitty metal vocal covers of… a belle delphin song and the monster high theme song? Jake proving himself of superior taste when it comes to modern media as always.
No. 1983633
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>>1983631jake mansplaining basic math, "all very quickly, of course". kek
No. 1984193
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All his social media is dead right now tbh, he only streamed once this month so far on April 2nd as "jesterjake". No new YT videos this month yet. Guess he feels like he can coast for a while off the slight success his "the crow remake" reaction vids got (he hasn't had a video get this many views in well over a year). Fully expect him to keep making more shit "goth" movie reactions despite him aesthetically looking just as dumb as the eric draven in the remake. kek
No. 1984194
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>>1983125>DM if you like you'd like some HARD liquoralso noticed kat's illiteracy appears to be somewhat contagious.
No. 1984668
>>1983124Thanks for the new thread nonna. Appreciate it.
>>1984488Maybe. Though the only one who would take him on as an apprentice would be Skat. And I can't see stumpy doing well working under her. Or taking mentorship from anyone for that matter. His ego couldn't take it. He might be able to work the desk, but is also shit with people. If he is working at the shop I don't see it lasting.
No. 1985657
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Looks like Jake spent his evening crying over a kids show with Kat…
No. 1985676
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>>1984488>>1984668I know there was some tinfoil about him having a day job in the last thread, but after a month of him barely streaming, it turned out he was just being lazy/depressed, making shitty half-assed metal covers, and setting up a green screen in his studio that he never ended up using. He seems to be hinting at another "big secret project" lately. I'm guessing a music project of some sort with kitty mcpancakes as some snaccs have discussed them being music partners semi recently in chat. It's funny because kitty never seems to really interact with jake that much publicly anymore? seems the user has become the used and he's back to trying to ride someone more popular than him's coat-tails. Classic jake.
>>1985665NTA, but I think it's kind of a funny post to share because of the contrast to Jake's whole rage filled persona online. It's hard to imagine him boohooing over a little kid's show when he turns around on stream to talk about wanting to behave violently towards kids, women, and any man more attractive than him.
No. 1985827
>>1985676>NTA, but I think it's kind of a funny post to share because of the contrast to Jake's whole rage filled persona online. It's hard to imagine him boohooing over a little kid's show when he turns around on stream to talk about wanting to behave violently towards kids, women, and any man more attractive than him.Exactly this. The contrast between how he behaves in videos/streams and the image of him crying over a cartoon dog family is pretty hilarious.
And as to the anon above, yes I realize they likely watched the show with the kid, and that the show appeals to plenty of adults. It was more the idea of Narc Rage Jake getting emotional watching it that I found amusing.
No. 1986457
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I found that an "empty subscriber calculator" exists, and here are the results for jake. He needs a day job.
No. 1986677
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See, friends! Fake has a social life you guys! He really wants you to know he's a part of the cook kids shitty hand tattoo club.
No. 1986776
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>>1986775Samefag. Looks like Aiden is in Belfast and got tattooed by Kat (Howl and Haku from Studio Ghibli).
As Jake's highest ranking snacc I'm not surprised she flew over on her own dime.
No. 1986916
>>1986457Not surprised. Most of the active users jumped ship over the past year after his "truth" video flopped. He's finally stopped bleeding out subs, but considering how tiny of a percentage that are left and actually active subs. It's no wonder he barely gets views anymore.
>>1986677Lmao, offering paid for in-person hangs to the most loyal and high paying of snaccs. The onision parallels strike again. Thank God he was never popular or rich enough to really get nasty with things, but this is definitely a red flag with overstepping the boundaries of the parasocial relationships he has with his last dozen of fans. No wonder fakeboi Aiden is so hyper aggressive defending Kat and Jake's relationship in chat, clearly feels special and better than the others despite Jake constantly egging moni and allura on himself.
No. 1987136
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Well, as long as you're happy dear…
No. 1987728
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>>1987415It's also because he's a fat little manlet obviously, but thank you anon for this insightful anatomy lesson. kek
>>1987136She completely botched the face/eyes per usual. lots of wobbly and overdrawn lines too? Her usually okay coloring ability can't save this mess.
No. 1988102
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No videos, no social media posts, no updates, just one jester jake stream at the very beginning of the month and another short one a little over a week ago teasing something coming soon. His numbers have absolutely never been lower despite both his crow and beetlejuice vids getting a decent amount of views for once. Looks like he was lucky to walk away with a few hundred dollars this month, absolutely abysmal. He must really be banking on this music project with kitty taking off.
No. 1988366
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Maybe he’s not posting cause he’s found another way to make money. Straight up stealing
No. 1988402
>>1988366I didn't even know he had a store, is it print on demand? I have zero memory of him selling prints, maybe it wasn't even him running the store. (I wouldn't put it past him but can anyone remember him promoting this?)
Also why are the hashtags #abuser #liar etc if it's just about a print, this seems
sus.
No. 1988437
>>1988402Iirc he found some ratty, trashed prints in a box and decided to try and sell them again,
It could be on the previous thread
No. 1988491
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>>1988402I don't know about this particular purchase. But he is selling prints.
>>1939700He found some old tour merch that has bandmembers he is presumably no longer speaking to on it, and is selling "signed prints" for £12 a pop.
No. 1988663
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>>1988102He's been actively lurking on twitter lately, but clearly can't be assed to give his "snaccs" even the slightest ounce of effort. Long periods of silence is a killer for wannabe influencer/streamer careers. Even his most loyal snaccs have been awfully quiet in his discord lately. And he wonders why the "algorithm" dropped him.
No. 1989951
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Cringe
No. 1990603
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>>1990552Aiden apparently humped the bike jake took nudes on?
No. 1990605
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He also finally streamed this morning after almost a month gone. Only a couple hours though and only because "he is sick". He's also back to bleeding out followers again per usual.
No. 1990722
>>1990603Jesus christ, there isn't enough lysol in the world.
Where are they from? Kat might need to worry if Jake thinks he might be able to get out of Northern Ireland. Remember him trying to use Kaya for her EU citizenship so he could move to spain? Kat probably won't leave NI because of custody, and Fake loathes the place, and is desperate to move to the US.
No. 1991098
>>1991087Exactly. It's also hilarious how they think it will somehow affect the course of the thread? Like, jake is an
abusive narcissist with anger issues who cheated on a woman who launched his career with a married woman, ending her marriage and breaking up her son's family. He's openly inappropriate with underage fans and has apparently made all his ex's female friends uncomfortable for years. He has a well established history of using and discarding people.
But… Kaya made sim porn! Oh the outrage!
No. 1991220
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>>1991186It's pretty obvious sims porn anon is just trying to derail. Anyone with half a brain knows making goofy ass sims "porn" almost a decade ago is nowhere near the same as rubbing your grubby chode all over random surfaces in your rental house. Kat is even worse, taking nudes in her toddler son's room and leaving dirty butt plugs around the house where the kid could easily reach? Sims porn anon can't actually be serious. Also weird since they ultimately only bumped the thread.
Anyways, here's the full size photos Aiden dropped on discord from
>>1990603 No. 1991224
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>>1990722Pretty sure Aiden is an American judging from her vernacular. I doubt Jake would jump ship on his bbygrl milf bangmaid for a frumpy fakeboi just to go to burgarland (he said himself he has lost all desire to move there someday, probably from his decayed friendship with the other fakeboi K). That said, I wouldn't be entirely shocked if Jake and Kat are pulling an Onision-Lainybot with Aiden though. Jake's proven himself to be a degenerate coomer and Kat is a massive pick-me.
Here's the other photo Aiden shared with Jake's stumpy self lurking in the background.
No. 1991227
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>>1991224the candid is hilariously telling too. He looks very fat and short. kek
No. 1991281
>>1990552I also want to add to this that aiden use to send super chats to jake to text kat back about what he wants for dinner & aiden pays for both their only fans and has been seen to comment on them. She spends money on them like water for the last couple years and used to be the main person apart from Clair to break the jake during steam sending 100s at a time. I bet they didn't even let her have a discounted tattoo. It comes across as obsessed stalker imo
>>1990603 these comments proves it the way she talks about the whole situation it's bizarre
No. 1992801
>>1992789He still hasn't said yet, he's been very careful.
I got the impression that Jake's been playing chauffeur for a while which means they don't have the money to get Kat's car sorted however his Jeep takes a lot of diesel and all those extra trips will add up. Kat is probably the higher earner so it makes more sense to fix her car which is undoubtedly cheaper to run. As a mum and someone who works away from home she needs a working vehicle more than Jake who mostly uses it to drive to the gym.
No. 1992841
>>1992778Can't imagine what he would be doing to be "self employed" considering his utter lack of skills/talent. I know kitty dropped a mediocre cover feat. Jake, but besides that we haven't seen him picking up any real music work. My best guess is he's doing something like uber/grubhub which is also why he can't be running around in his ugly clown paint.
>>1992801It's both funny and sad that they are entirely too broke to get her car fixed. Long gone are the days of bottomless long islands in Spain or even the more recent budget trips to sit on concrete slab beaches. wonder when was the last time he could afford her some gas station roses.
No. 1993064
>>1993044Also weird, like all her tattoo shop coworkers have met him already? He was trying to flex the studio and "influencer" shit on them before too? Is he embarrassed to wear his fake goth clown paint costume around her beefcake boss or something? Why would Kat care unless she's actually embarrassed by him as she should be.
>>1992778Wouldn't surprise me if his screaming rage outs resulted in him snapping on the kid/Kat or punching holes in walls leading up to him being on the equivalent of a video game "time out". Dude used has a history of chimping out and has raged out so bad on stream he's woken the kid up or slammed the computer hard enough to accidentally shut it down. A lot of his equipment is always mysteriously getting broken too? Funny how he talked about how he'd show us all and yet his "career" as a streamer/musician/vtuber/etc. are all entirely dead in the water. Can't afford to get kats car fixed, can't afford to wear anything but shein, slowly morphing into a hideous fat neckless blob. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy tbh. kek
No. 1993109
>>1993064I agree, it sounds like he has nothing to offer. the clown mall goth make up is embarrassing at this point because he isn't even making good content or getting money and fame as a "hot goth boyfriend." he's just that
abusive idiot who cheated on his sweet ex gf with a married woman. he is now making weird excuses in the guise of "sacrifices" to please kat like not looking like a freak because it's awkward that she has car problems and stumpy the clown comes over dressed like that LOL can you picture it?
No. 1993304
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Sure honey… sure…
Any day now.
No. 1993612
>>1993346KEK! and you know there are a lot of stumpy tattooed men out there who aren't as pathetic as fake munro who could take her to another country and fix her car or at least loan her theirs like a gentleman. in cities that require driving, I've always had two in case one breaks down, and with a partner who drives, it's wise to have a third. they need to prioritize better, they have a kid to consider.
he must really need the only working car to do a lot of doordashes. look at him manifesting Barcelona lol
No. 1993966
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Jake is definitely just too ANGRY over taxes to buy a house, not too broke or anything nonnas. kek
Also, it was his birthday, but I haven't seen anything said about it anywhere other than a few snaccs wishing him a happy b-day (unacknowledged of course) in discord. He streamed more boring ff9 content earlier today, but who really has the time to bother tuning in anymore. Even most of the snaccs can hardly seem bothered these days.
No. 1994125
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>>1993998Doesn't NI have the UK stamp tax? Though even that is low, even being 0% on anything stumpy could afford. He could move to Ireland of course, or fuck off to mainland UK. But Kat is tied down due to split custody, so that's not happening while they're together. Kaya had both Irish (thus EU) and UK citizenship, which he planned to use to move to spain. Kat would have the same, but is shackled to her baby daddy unles she gives up custody or he signs off on her moving. So stumpy can eithercsuck it up, or find himself a child-free bangmaid who can get him a visum to somewhere better. But pickings are probably slim, given the state of him. I really thought he'd try to get one of his more spergy snacks to let him move to the US by now.
No. 1994159
>>1994137Yes. Jude wants to get her filthy mitts on a "daddy" (kek) who can take care of her. And any woman stupid enough to get with stumpelchavskin will be relegated to bangmaid status. Hard to get into "little space" while scrubbing the toilet. Besides, she's as averse to actually working as he is. Somebody would have to be the breadwinner, and neither of them could be bothered. As pathetic as it is, Kat is about the best Jake can hope for. Bleak.
Also, both of them have issues with nonce shit going on in their discords and being inappropriate with underage fans. Don't need to combine that baggage.
No. 1995991
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No amount of filters can hide those gnashers
No. 1996179
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Mom, this trip is lame! I wanna go home and play tekken.
No. 1996210
Jake is streaming on twitch as his shit VR avatar if any anons want to pop in.
>>1996179Looks like they just went for a walk where they always do. Same place they brought Aiden too. Looks like the studio is finally gone for good judging by the lack of pole videos, actual VR content involving any movement, etc.
No. 1998142
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These filters make it look like somebody did a crude copy paste job on his head and body.
He did, in fact, react to the new beetlejuice trailer. Because fake defies parody at this point.
No. 1998542
>>1998521the narc is strong with this douche. the only thing he ever influenced ppl to do is throw money at him which seems to have dried up.
instead of giving out another lame excuse, he should keep acknowledgment of his absence and just do the damn thing as he’s been allegedly working on various projects for like over a year but has shown zero results.
No. 1999463
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When you're too fat forvyour onlyfans but rage out untill your haggard bangmaid gives you pasta alfredo.
Kat sure is a lucky gal.
No. 1999466
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He finally released his music video today. It’s just more head banging with a guitar shot from the same angle as every other video where he head bangs with a guitar. Except more orange, and this time broken up by what looks like his shitty gameplay. He added horns and woodchuck teeth to his look. Music doesn’t sound that great. Overall, underwhelming.
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>>1999466It took him two months to make a shitty Prodigy cover? I'm screaming nonna. He has never looked more retarded.
No. 1999959
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>>1999958bonus pic because holy shit those wrinkles. he clearly abuses the filters as much as kat does.
Anyway, the song is absolute shit and the video is hilarious. It's just Jake flailing around in front of a greenscreen of flames in a shitty halloween costume. The track is like a bad karaoke cover accompanied by mediocre metal guitars. It's embarrassingly bad, to the point where it looks like a parody. kek
No. 2000289
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I find it interesting that he was holding steady at 414k subscribers for quite a while. Then the music video came out on the 31st. The day after, his subscription count ticked down. He should probably set his music ambitions aside.
No. 2000295
>>2000210the accuracy lol. even though i know he edits the thumbnail pic for youtube it’s still jarring to see reality vs what he wants ppl to think he looks like.
he hates making music videos but is the one hyping them up to whoever is still paying attention. he wants it for minimal effort but has nothing to offer and then rages about it.
No. 2000794
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>>2000289It's so funny seeing him share stories of snaccs hailing his "success" when his numbers have never been lower. He's lucky to walk away with a few hundred dollars off his patreon and youtube combined. This god awful cover is basically a death rattle. kek
No. 2000910
>>2000794god awful cover is basically a death rattle
Ooooo that's poetic and better than anything stumpy has written
No. 2003793
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Former Youtuber.
No. 2003818
>>2000289>>2000502He got 2.5k views and lost 1k subs…
Half of the people who saw the video unsubscribed, mighty kek
(maybe not quite so bad, or worse depending how you look at it, and some people unsubbed without even watching the video)
No. 2003822
>>2003796>Can't imagine how many holes he's been punching throughout the rental over it performing so badly.I almost feel sorry for him at this point…almost. Always remember his smug video where he casually mentioned dumping Kaya as a footnote and bragged about all his music/tats/travelling plans while surrounded by expensive video and audio gear.
Now he's a "former Youtuber"
No. 2003926
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>>2000005>84 monthly listenersK E K. also you can tell he’s short and stubby in this video and he looks like someone’s shaking around a fat stretch armstrong doll.
No. 2003979
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Slightly old milk from when Aiden visited them. Just now noticed they took this photo together with her poking fun at the whole intial cheating scandal when Jake and Kat first posted that pic of them holding hands in Spain while she was still very married. Weird behavior from them towards a girl who was making sexual posts about Jake's bike tbh
>>1990603 No. 2003985
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>>2003926It's funny how he poured two months into this just for it to flop so hard he finally gave up. He hasn't even streamed on Twitch since May 20th. This might truly be the end for him as an "influencer". No patreon updates since April 2023, no twitter posts since his last stream ad, barely updates instagram beyond sharing a salty meme on rare occasion. Good thing his snaccs worked so hard to buy him a new gaming chair just for him to fuck off with it. I really do appreciate him leaving us this hilarious parting gift though. I wonder how many of the couple thousand views were from farmers. kek
No. 2003988
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Kat is “so not like other girls”. Honestly she makes me cringe.
No. 2003989
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Kat was at a Limp Bizkit concert last night… absolutely no sign of Jake.. key
No. 2003993
>>2003988I lost the screencap, but she's made posts on her IG stories about being a big Paris Hilton fan when she was younger. The whole edgy alt-girl thing is as much a costume as her "diva" cosplay was it seems. She really started leaning into it a lot heavier when she got with Dean.
>>2003989Uh oh, looks like his dreamgirl milf is putting on a little weight. Wonder if he's begun shaming her over it yet in between punching holes in the walls and driving for grubhub.
No. 2003999
>>2003997Nah it was just a concert that half of Belfast was at last night.
Doubt Kat or Jake could even afford Download tickets kek
(sage your shit) No. 2004035
>>2003793Honestly wouldn't be surprised if this is the 5 year old running away from home equivalent of leaving youtube and he'll be back within a week. What else has he got? He's lucky his bangmaid pays the bills and has sunk cost fallacied herself into a commitment, because he is nearly unemployable. He has no skills, no real job experience, no connections, and was terminated from his last job for punching a door. Grubhub is the best he can hope for. It'll be funny if
>>2003989 is a portent of things to come and his "babygirl" leaves him for a 40 year old with late 90s tribal tattoos and a steady job in resource management.
No. 2004091
>>2004022I mean she also dresses up as teen characters to bone her fat moid, pays the bills, and does all the cleaning. It's pretty obvious that she was originally enticed by near constant vacations, bottomless drinks, gas station bouquets, and getting to pretend to be a hot influencer couple for a little bit. There's absolutely no way she wouldn't jump ship on stumpy as soon as a better opportunity provided itself though. Might even be why she's going out to these big events solo suddenly, gotta find that next meal ticket because Jake has gone broke broke.
>>2004042Kaya said he was making a ton of money at one point, more than she ever did, but that he'd constantly blow it on things he'd often break in his fits of rage. He absolutely could have bought a place to own with Kaya, but he was too fixated on getting out of Ireland to ever bother and now he's essentially stuck there. I don't think his car or bike are rentals, but they are the last few things he seems to geniunely own after selling off the other spare bikes and toys/electronics to get by in the past year. With having next to no income now he can't even replace a gaming chair without begging his last dozen loyal snaccs. What's going to happen when his car breaks down like kats? When his PC shits out or needs yet another part replaced from him raging out on it? It's always funny seeing these huge ego no talent YT dudes fall off.
No. 2005802
>>2005578Do you really think he is doing a "minimum wage job"? As much as I would love to believe so, I don't think his ego would allow him so, even if he NEEDED to do it. Remember how Kaya said he mocked her after the breakup how she will have to get a minimum wage job? Kek
I have a feeling he is gonna come up with a video saying he is freelancing as an editor or something like that.
No. 2006083
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>>2005578Lady Allura does the most talking about Jake still of course. She pops in every few days to lament about how much she misses him and how he's her only source of happiness. The last few other snaccs generally just talk about themselves endlessly.
No. 2006084
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>>2006083Still no actual Jake sightings since the cover flopped. Closing in on three weeks of him rage quitting off the internet. Kat is trying to win a family getaway now that they can't afford them anymore. kek
No. 2006213
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>>2006083Imagine being so parasocial that you have to literally cover the chat bc you don't like seeing other people talk to him. Wasn't she a mod too? Kek, idk how she managed modding while simultaneously not wanting to read the chat. Jake really picked his most parasocial fans to mod and they all just ended up being possessive over him.
No. 2006220
>>2006213This type of fandom is a mental illness. She covers the chats of the streams she wasn't in (is this a tranny or a woman?) prior to her joining the Jake fandom for reasons no scientist can explain. Like she's jealous he was interacting with people before her? Loony
Also like how the hell is this asshole your comfort youtuber, I could easily find ten lesser assholes on Youtube or Tiktok more deserving of this attention.
No. 2006226
>>2006213I know stumpy has no shame. But this person is dealing with some serious mental health shit, and taking money from them or milking them for attention is exploitative. What a fucking bummer.
On the bright side, he's bound to piss her off eventually, on account of being a huge piece of shitwho can only view people as objects to use. And if this is her adoration, imagine her anger. Can't wait for her to go all Annie Wilkes on his ass. Though I would prefer it if she got help before that.
No. 2006242
>>2006223His old mods were pretty ruthless and attention hungry tbh. There was that one elderly woman who tried playing both sides for a while too to drama monger. Most of the old fans have steadily disappeared for one reason or another though, psycho mods aside. The smug breakup video, the questionable OF and (luckily) unfulfilled teasing of a sex tape with kat, him completely shooting himself in the foot with the "truth" video a year later, him shit-talking goth while wearing it as a costume to get fans in the first place, his failed attempt to rebrand as a "hunky British lad", the absolute cringefest that was his short-lived vtuber attempt, etc. The list goes on. He can blame everything on "the algorithm" all he wants, but the obvious reality is he's chased most the viewers away himself by being nasty, unfunny, and untalented. Only the most parasocial lonely snacc (ladyallura) still hangs around his socials moaning on about how much she misses him. No one else seems to even care all that much.
No. 2007166
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That caption gives me the creeps, it's kinda rapey. Good thing she has her stumpy dwarf.
No. 2007761
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One of two
No. 2007763
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Two of two.
It's bulk, and not flab, apparently. Look at him sucking in his gut in "the best shape of his life."
No. 2008111
>>2007763come on jake do the
toxic gymbro rebrand you know you want to
No. 2008128
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Thriving amid the creditcard debt. Wonder if they saw
>>2005413 No. 2008389
>>2008299Or he doesn't want Kat to take the spotlight. It should be about him after all, not her tattooing. Wouldn't want her to get too uppity.
I'd say "wouldn't want her to get more famous than him and leave his ass like he did to Kaya." But who are we kidding here.
No. 2008586
>>2006083Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
No. 2008665
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>>2008128>little family vacation bookedCurious to see where they are going tbh, but I feel like "little" is pretty telling here. Their vacations had already gone from fine dining in Barcelona or long getaways in large suites at galgorm, to getting wasted on concrete beaches and eating diner pizza. Sounds like they are possibly bringing the kid too considering she said "family" vacation. Hope they don't get too wasted or handsy around poor Issac.
>beach daysHere's a recent pic kat posted of stump enjoying one of these "beach days" fully dressed and shuffling along the rocks. Not nearly as beachy as she tries to make it sound.
>new tattoosJake STILL has the half finished cracked out krampus on his bellybutton right now. I can't imagine he can afford anything new unless it's more mediocre freebies from his overworked bangmaid kat.
This whole post definitely feels like a desperate attempt to convince us, themselves, anyone, that they are totally doing great and hashtag "thriving!". We all know jake lurks the farms, he probably wanted to kick kaya while she was down and attempt to flex on us after we clowned on his god awful music video so hard. kek
No. 2008671
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>>2006083>>2008586kek nonna. Just checked and she's still at it too. Snacc discord is pretty much dead minus her occasional whining about missing jake and the snaccs spamming twerking gifs for whatever reason. Jake's been completely offline for almost an entire month now.
No. 2009251
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>>2008921Because it was lust at first sight, she lives in the middle of bumfuck nowhere southern USA, and in her own words she "has been single for 5 years not by choice unfortunately". He's her pseudo fantasy boyfriend stand-in which is why she's always the first (and only) to spam his ugly thirst traps all over the place. She must of been seething with jealously when Aiden got to play third wheel with jake and kat. kek
Also small update, it's apparently Kat's 37th birthday today? Jake has spent it mass deleting Instagram posts (mostly newer photos that performed poorly and all his VR content) and kat has spent it desperately advertising her OF (quite literally a dozen IG stories advertising her OF). They sure are thriving rn you guys!
No. 2009252
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>>2009251Most of it's old content, but the "birthday vibes" on every single one made me kek at the absolute bleakness.
No. 2009254
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>>2009252There's a dozen of these. Must be hurting for the spare cash for that "little family vacation" or something.
No. 2009538
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>>2009388Agreed, it really creeps me out. This is a 37 year old woman. If a guy was talking like this, people would call him a pedo. It's weird how she infantilizes herself for a tiny OF audience and average of 5 likes. I think Jake likes seeing her make a fool of herself because he likes degradation. It's also weird how she only "cosplays" for porn, and not for the sake of cosplay.
No. 2009709
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>>2009252>>2009254Still no sign of them doing absolutely anything for her birthday this year. No gifts or gas station roses, no shared posts besides a couple from her closest friends, no nothing. All she's done is shared old photos and promo her OF. Last year they at least had a few of her friends over for drinks at their rental home. I thought that was sad, but this year takes the cake. picrel was last year's "celebration". Absolute kek at the lack of men invited over.
No. 2009713
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>>2009709The year before that, her first birthday together with him, they went to galgorm. Have to wonder how much of it is the money problems and how much of it is him getting lazy like he did in the last relationship. Can't wait to see what this "little family vacation" is going to entail if this is as good as it gets now for his "princess's birthday".
No. 2009752
>>2008671 Did he even admit he was done with all of it or did Aidan or has he not even bothered telling the people who fund him? I would have hated to be in that house hold when he decided he quitting I can imagine a lot things were broken. His YouTube description also now saids former YouTuber and archive channel. I can’t believe the final video was him looking like this
>>2003985 and no thank you good bye kek
No. 2009881
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>>2009859These were the last few steams and then the final YT post before he quit without any official announcement. There's a bot he uses that auto-posts new streams or videos to the discord so it's very easy to keep track.
>>2009251He mass deleted a ton of stuff off his twitter account now too. He's been almost entirely offline for a month now. This might actually be the end for good. The "anonymonsters" have won. kek
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No. 2011177
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Apparently the one thing holding him back was "shawty" not being sufficiently hot. Sure stumpy. Gasstation roses are a distant memory and not even the desperate tweens who payed your bills can be bothered anymore. But any day now…
No. 2011180
>>2011177um wasn't he loads more successful when he was with Kaya, planned special birthdays for her, bought her whatever she wanted, and traveled all over with her?
Kat's tall ass does not inspire, if his status has anything to do with her beauty motivating him. I'd be really insulted if I were her as he's spewing bullshit like this while his career is at its lowest after getting in this relationship.
but something tells me she is just happy he called her "beautiful" publicly, rotting tooth, potato nose, and resemblance to Marilyn Manson/Jeffree Star and all. what a romantic thing to say, #thriving! drinks! shots for shawty!
No. 2012412
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>>2009713Looks like they never ended up doing anything for her actual birthday. She usually posts things even though he's gone radio silent, but nothing, nada. No sign of the one-day Saturday "family vacation" either. She's right back to work today on Sunday. Seems like it's getting harder for her to keep up the illusion that they are happy and thriving together.
>>2011177This has got to be cope judging by the utter lack of doing anything for her birthday. Dude couldn't even do the usual "look at my hot milf" appreciation post like usual. Things are definitely crumbling behind the scenes.
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>>2012412Also not sure why she thought this mess would be a good tattoo to advertise her work. kek
No. 2012416
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These are the only mentions of him in the snacc discord in the past week. Honestly pretty shitty of him to up and quit without even giving them a goodbye video, but it's been pretty obvious for some time now that he doesn't actually like the remaining dozen snaccs besides Aiden.
No. 2012597
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>>2012551Went to Skat's page to sneak a peak at dean's new GF but she deleted her account with all the onlyfans shit kek
No. 2012667
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>>2012551>>2012602He's still on insta, but doesn't seem to post any personal stuff. NTA and couldn't find the new girlfriend, but I did find Dean's tiktok and it looks like he lost a lot of weight in the past couple years away from Kat. He still looks pretty chavvy, but compared to before he definitely is better looking than Jake (though tbf that bar is extremely low kek). Also saw a recent tagged photo of little Issac and he's a spitting image of his father. Can't imagine that actually sits well with Jake no matter how hard he tries to convince anyone otherwise.
>>2012597>>2012657Jake has her alt account in bio for some reason. Her regular account and her OF promo account are still up. It's funny to see the current quality of her "modeling" compared to the stuff she was doing pre-Jake.
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Not 100% but apparently through the grape vine in Belfast its this girl . Found her twitter
No. 2012743
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>>2012727Good for him tbh. It's honestly funny just how hard karma hit Jake and Kat after they paraded around showing off their affair. Dean lost a bunch of weight and grew a neck, still owns a successful tattoo shop, has a beautiful new girlfriend, etc. Meanwhile Jake is driving uber, rage quit YT, got fat, gone broke. Hell, even Kat is starting to pack on the pounds, doesn't casually "model" anymore, and appears to be back to working full time. They couldn't even afford to get her car fixed for a while? Good to see people reap what they sow.
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>>2012748All her pics look like this lately, I don't think she has much of a choice.
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>>2006084kat's entering more and more of these hotel and vacation giveaways. I wonder if that's how she got her accounts hacked in the first place. Poor thing is absolutely fiending for a stay at the galgorm like the good ol' days. kek
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>>2013155Kat is resorting to selling her clothes to help pay the bills now.
No. 2014935
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>>2014932hilariously, she's also trying to resell shein and romwe garbage for the same cost of buying them new.
No. 2015147
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Trying to sell her cursed wedding dress for 4 grand too! Kek
No. 2015163
>>2015091Tbf, Jake is just as fat and would be homeless if not for his "milf" bangmaid hustling so hard. Jake is one break up away from living in a freezing studio like his ex did after their split. He better hope and pray Kat never finds someone new or he's completely screwed.
>>2015147Long gone are the days she could afford such a nice dress and wedding. Now she's stuck trying to sell it off to pay bills because her "rich" affair partner has gone broke. I wonder if she looks back with regret or if she really thinks the handful of resort stays/vacations to concrete beaches and bottomless long islands were all worth it. kek
No. 2015191
>>2015180I think she's just broke as hell. Also, I doubt if Jake wants her hanging on to another man's wedding dress.
>>2015091Yeah. But Kaya left her old house because of trouble with her landlord, and already had a new house lined up. She's moving out of her old place into a new one. That's not being homeless. She was able to househunt and get something new because she can afford to do so. That's a major difference. Jake can't even keep his bangmaid in shein rags and cheap shots, let alone afford rent. If Kat ever decides she doesn't want to carry his fat ass anymore he would legit be out on the street. I can't see anyone else taking him in even for a little while. He has no friends, and his entire family hates him, for good reason. He'd have to take his sad self onto the streets.
No. 2015198
>>2015191It's also funny to see Kat stuck working so hard to get by when he's doing the absolute minimum as a delivery driver. She's picked up extra hours at the shop, shills her nudes, sells her clothes, while already doing all the cooking/cleaning. She's even desperately entering a bunch of giveaways to try to land them another vacation? There's no way she's happy with the current him and isn't already looking for something new. Jake brings absolutely nothing to the table anymore and if she leaves him he will truly be alone. But hey, maybe Jude could finally have her chance. kek
>>2015180It's interesting how they were hinting at having a kid together someday or buying a house back when Clair was still an active paypig. Not sure if marriage was ever on the table, but can't imagine she'd settle for it now, especially after having such a beautiful wedding with Dean. She'd have to get married in a shien gown in their backyard if she married jake.
No. 2015231
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Imagine cheating on your tattoo studio owning husband whom you have a child for a broke midget with anger issues only to end up
>selling your shein clothes and >working extra hours to pay bills
>try to get gifted vacations cause you can't afford shit
>cook and clean for your scrote
>selling pics of your asshole to 3 people on onlyfails
Both exes are doing better Dean moved on with a hotter more youthful girl witth no kids too and still runs his business while kaya is collabing with popular alt influencers and earning money with zero effort off of her online presence while Joke is:
>Vtubing flopped
>music video flopped
>so much money down the drain on expensive avatars and equipment
>reputation still ruined
>still seething over his ex
>raising another man's kid
>has to work a minimum wage job
>still bloated and fat
No. 2015422
>>2015303>Kat herself spoke of her with such venom as wellYou know joke slandered Kaya to all hell when he first met Skat probably ranted about he's the
victim uwu cause she can't deal with him breaking shit, holding his fist up in the air like he wanted to punch her and screaming like a fucking chimp and since she's a retarded airhead pick me she ate that shit up kek i wonder if he's raging out on her after everything flopped and he had to stop doing youtube
No. 2015509
>>2015422Absolutely. If he can't keep himself from punching doors in front of his boss or throwing tantrums on stream, he certainly won't control himself in front of Kat. Given everything else she lets him get away with, I don't think he even feels the need to hold back. That might end up biting him in the ass if she dumps him. Something tells me she was willing to put up with a lot if the payoff was holidays in barcelona and endless shots. But now that her reward is having to sell her wedding dress and pick up after her manlet, the deal isn't so appealing to her. Still, Jake is nothing if not arrogant, so he'll probably just assume he's too much of a prize for her to ever cut and run.
Honestly, I don't give a fuck about her. Pickme bitch made her nasty bed and gets to lie in it. But her poor kid doesn't need this. Even if stumpy somehow doesn't rage out at Isaac himself, which I doubt, seeing your mom treated like that is terrible for a child. Honestly, Dean could probably get way more custody at this point. There is so much evidence of Jake raging out, and talking on stream about hitting kids being good actually. And Kat brings him around her young son.
No. 2015709
>>2015303I am sure they are both seething. It sucks being broke and seeing others live a more exciting carefree life, not having to hustle selling their shit, and not being Youtube Famous anymore must hurt. I bet Skat thought she would be able to ride his coat tails and be some kind of alt instagram model. lol dude wouldnt even put her in one of his music videos. he put Jude in one! crazy.
it's funny that Jake thinks Kaya held him back as if he's doing so well with the inspiring alcoholic pickme partner that is Skat. The sad thing is that he really had a chance for a minute and was so close to blowing up if he would have stayed single and focused on his content and band and the reasons for the break up were not aired (had he been decent to kaya).
But instead, he thought with his desperate dick and flaunted his cheating with a married trashy older woman, broke up a family, hurt kaya, alienated his fanbase of mostly girls/women who preferred seeing him be a wholesome devoted long term boyfriend, or perhaps a newly single guy too busy and well composed to speak excessively of a gross sex life.
then he became an onlyfans e-whore himself, along with the tramp he cheated with and jumped into a long term relationship with her. ironically skat is in his way if he wants to go around blaming other people, but it's his own doing by centering their relationship when no one else likes her the way they liked Kaya.
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>>2015231Tbh, a lot of her recent posts feel like she's missing her pre-jake past. Been seeing her post more and more of these "___ years ago" posts lately.
>>2015709He really did do it all to himself. Kaya was willing to keep her mouth shut on how awful he was minus the occasional vague post about the break up. If he would have kept things quiet with kat and focused on his YT channel instead of going out of his way to rub things in his ex's face, he'd probably still have some sort of online career today. Personal opinions on kaya aside, the way Jake and Kat cheated on both of their respective partners and then paraded it around (even going as far as nearly releasing a sextape?) was outright nasty. Him harassing kaya and then having the audacity to do a second break-up drama video ultimately sealed the fate of his channel. He just really couldn't help himself. It's truly poetic that both ex partners are doing better in comparison (Dean especially) while Jake and Kat fade away into a life of misery together. Still fully expect Kat to cheat again tbh.
No. 2015916
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Is that a badly repaired punch hole behind the door? Also she’s claiming her items are from a smoke free house when they both smoke
No. 2016259
>>2015916The one thing I'll say is that they live in a shitty cheap rental, and landlords are bastards. So it might technically not be his punchhole. But given his trackrecord, it's not looking good.
Do you think she just doesn't care if it shows up in photos? She's a lazy slob after all. Or is it just that Jake has kyled out on so many surfaces in their house already?
No. 2016280
>>2016216Hope she's smart enough to get out before it gets too bad, but I have a feeling she NLOGs so hard she genuinely thinks she can fix him.
>>2016259Is Kat a lazy slob though? We absolutely know that Jake is, we've seen how he turned the studio into an absolute dump and had used tissues and empty cans scattered all over the floor and surfaces in his selfies, but he also outright admitted Kat does all the cleaning. Her one good point might just be that she isn't a complete slob tbh. Though I don't doubt that's slipping now that she's working a lot more on top of trying to peddle her nudes/clothes.
No. 2016329
>>2016282I get it nonna. I almost feel bad sometimes too because she's clearly at least a little bit slow. Then I remember she's taken nudes in her kid's bed, left used buttplugs out where her toddler could reach, all the gross dd/lg rp, the art theft, the NLOGing, the entire cheating saga and hand holding pic in Barcelona all while she was still married. I do hope he never hits her or the kid, but it's crazy she really thought he'd change for her or Kaya was the (only) problem. I do suspect that he went radio silent after a particularly bad wall punching/electronics smashing meltdown when his months long MV cover project flopped so hard and Kat gave him some kind of an ultimatum. They've clearly been on rocky ground since around then with zero mention of her birthday, no celebration/gifts, a mentioned day-trip "vacation" with no follow up, the photo collage gifted from years ago sitting in the pile of laundry in her sales pics, etc. I feel like she's trying to hold it together for now, but they're already on a downward spiral. I can't imagine her lasting as long as Kaya did in that relationship either though, she's even already put on some weight too. She's really made her (hair covered) bed and now she has to lay in it I guess.
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Sineads new Twitter pic. she's now made her twitter private, which makes me think she's been made aware of this thread. Which actually makes me respect her more as she clearly wants her privacy and isn't someone who posts her face online nevermind her tits and ass like Skat.
No. 2016433
>>2016381>>2016391>>2016400>>2016405This is so fucking funny. She seems lovely. Good for Dean and good for her. I genuinly hope they are happy together.
>>2016329Jake leaves every woman he is in a relationship with a fat sloppy mess it would seem. Kaya is a whingy cow in her own right, but there's no denying she's improved since the end of the relationship. During her last few years with Stumpy she was all onesies and greasy buns. It's just way funnier with Kat because she's such a feckless cunt. Part of me hopes he!ll hook up with Jude after this current disaster runs its course, just because of how hilarious the consistent downgrade would be. But he might be too pathetic for even that barrelscraper at this point.
No. 2016567
>>2016509Exactly. Times are tough for a lot of people right now. But it couldn't happen to a nicer pair of trashgoblins. At least Isaac has one stably housed parent.
>>2016547>he doesn't have any friends or family who could take him in. Burning all those bridges might really bite him in the ass in the near future.I've been thinking about this too. Not even his family will take him in. As funny as "rich boyfriend" Jake's homeless era will be, I think he'll try to find another woman to exploit.wonder if Lady Allura will sell a kidney to pay for a plane ticket. That would be funny as hell.
No. 2016620
>>2016582Jesus Anon, did a toddler kill your whole village or something?
I'd be far more upset about the trashy onlyfans dramaqueen ex and her drywall punching manlet. Wonder if Kat is regretting her decision enough to try and get Dean back.
No. 2016652
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It's been nearly two months since Jake dropped his final video on YT and it's just now reached a measly 5k views. The snaccs in his discord swear up and down that he'll be back to stream or release music, but seven weeks of complete radio silence might say otherwise.
>>2016636NTA, but can you stop derailing with your weird step-parent cucksperging?
No. 2016747
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>"here's a long winded explanation about how I don't want people knowing about me!!!"
If he really didn't want people knowing about him, he wouldn't have replied. He wouldn't have his channel up at all. He's just trying to play up the cancelled smegma male loner who was bullied off the internet by meanie man-hating lesbian trolls for a while, then he'll get lonely and crave validation and make a video about it. Then it won't do as well as he'd hoped, and he'll blame the algorithm and the trolls and whatever else he can find blame in other than himself.
His channel never started growing again. He had a one-off mildly successful video with the first Crow reaction, so the thought he'd try movie reviews. But then the rest flopped.
No. 2016751
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>>2016747Nice catch nonna. This seems to be the only thing he's said in relation to him going radio silent anywhere so far. I don't think even the most dedicated discord snaccs have heard anything from him yet.
>I started growing my channel again a few months agoHe very briefly stopped bleeding subs when his "goth reacts to the crow trailer" performed okay back in March, but then it turned right back around to him losing at least 1k subs a month on the regular. Don't think I'd call that "growing" his channel though. I suppose it's a lot easier on his ego to write off his YT channel failing because he abandoned it and not because his shit content and gross personality turned people away by the thousands. Other than that small gain in March, the last time he was in the positive for subs gained was all the way back in 2021 and he's down something like 90k subs since he dropped that first "break-up" video.
No. 2016763
>>2016733Oh yes i sound like
le incel scrote cause i said women shouldn't date moids with kids/baggage kek sure jan. Now go cook and clean after Ayden and Kailegh only to still be considered a stranger like the zero self worth cunt you are.
(infighting) No. 2016778
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>>2016751It's also pretty obvious he did himself in with the release of the "break up" video and the follow up "truth" video. The video release dates line up with when he lost the most subscribers. But it was totally the algorithm! And he's totally quitting because he wants to! Bonus kek at how quickly he declined between the filming of both of those videos.
>>2016772Ngl, when I went back in the old threads to pull these screenshots I saw the bit about where in the second video he went around showing that there were no holes in the walls around the doors. Which goes to prove that
>>2015916 is relatively fresh. So much for being a "changed man" and curing his chimp outs with positive thinking.
No. 2016781
>>2016772This. As if he wouldn't jump right back if he thought he'd gain an ounce of clout.
>>2016747 has the right of it. He's planning to ride the "poor cancelled me" train so that he can attract a bro audience, instead of the sad teenage and autistic grandma one he currently has. It won't work though. Thousands of scrotes are trying that grift, and are better at it than he is. They don't want to hear from a failed onlyfans "star" who lives off his subpar bangmaid's meager pickings.
Tinfoil, but we'll get a return to youtube once Skat dumps him. There'll be an attempt at an "emotional" evil womenz hurt my feefees victimisation narrative.
No. 2016809
>>2016620I have thought of Kat pining over Dean now that he's unavailable and Jake is a Joke and not a "rich influencer boyfriend" like he was with Kaya and has no other romantic prospects because everyone knows he is a creeper who hits on any girl or woman and no one wants him unless theyre his weird ugly slob fans.
Kat is the type of woman who likes to "win" men from their established partners, so this probably made dean 1000x more attractive to her again, and if they share custody she probably has many opportunities to try to "get him back." If I were Jake, I'd be seething if she's acting differently after knowing Dean has a new much prettier young looking woman he is dating. Jealous of your ex's partner? YOU'RE SINGLE NOW.
I think she is acting kinda different selling all her stuff like the wedding dress. she should move out before Jake confronts her over it. she may be taller than him. but he has chimp strength.
No. 2017115
>>2016955I hope so. Jake and Skat really humiliated Dean, Isaac, and Kaya by parading the affair in their face, making porn, not even trying to hide the fact that skat was still married at the time. saying Jake was her "true Disney romance kind of love!" and he agreed she was his.
I still get second hand embarrassment and I dont even know them
No. 2017186
>>2017171Unsurprisingly though isn't it as everything she posts is absolute bullshit and for show.
She's that classic idiot who posts photos on social media to be like "look at how lovely my life is" to try and prove something when it's clear as day it's all garbage. And then in comparison Dean and Sinead don't feel the need to do that at all and keep to themselves. Such a stark comparison and a hilarious one.
No. 2017299
>>2017260>>2017260At least Dean has primary custody. Remember when Joke got so bitter when he was forced to babysit the kid for a couple of hours cause Skat had to do something ?
Imagine if he lived with them all week Stump would hit him or yell at him. Kaya did tell Dean that he was angry and shouldn't be around a child so that's probably why he stepped up.
No. 2017371
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>>2012416Sometimes I wonder if Jake quit because he couldn't stand having to cater to the last handful of his most obsessed snaccs like Lady Allura because kek. These are from earlier in the month where the snaccs were still speculating about his retirement and writing it off as him "just taking a break to be with family" and to "recharge from burnout".
No. 2017373
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>>2017371Whereas the conversation more recently has turned somewhat tense with snaccs coming to terms that he might not come back. Allura swears up and down that he'd never abdandon them though and still exclusively watches his content every single day on top of only listening to his music.
No. 2017388
>>2017380It's weird though because he took a photo with her and Kat holding hands with Aiden similar to the photo that they took during the cheating scandal as seen in
>>2003979 and he even let her sit on his motorcycle which she made a weirdly sexual post about in snacc discord
>>1990603It's very possible and likely he was only playing nice with her in person in exchange for money as she was flying all the way out there to spend time with them on top of getting a tattoo done by Kat. Maybe he's mad that she outed him for being an ugly and short fatty as seen in this candid
>>1991224 who really knows. I have a sneaking suspicion that he was getting upset about the "anonymonsters" talking shit and being unable to prove us wrong with even just a crumb of success. He couldn't handle being a failure where people can see it and laugh at him for it. His ego is entirely too fragile and he can't handle the "disrespect" without sending his fist through every wall in his general vicinity.
No. 2018273
>>2018246They went on a little beach outing about a month ago to the same beach they always go to with Issac.
>>2008665 Jake always seem to be in an oversized hoodie during these trips to the beach and looking pretty miserable though. Other than that we saw them having mixed drinks in their tiny backyard
>>2008128 with promises of beach days, family holidays, and new tattoos. It's been about a month of nothing, not even a post for her birthday. They did seem to go on a day trip with Isaac somewhere, but it's unusual for Kat not to post photos constantly so i can'timagine it was to anywhere scenic. She's mostly been reposting old photos with "1 year ago" or "2 years ago" captions day in and day out. It'd be sad if she wasn't a shit person. On the topic of tattoos, Jake STILL has that unfinished krampus on his stomach. I'm surprised he hasn't made Kat fill it in for him. kek
No. 2018383
>>2017373Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote,
I hope you have the chance.
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans.
No. 2019096
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So fucking dramatic…