Meet the cows:
Jake Munro - Ex boyfriend of a "goth" YTer who helped him get his career off the ground. Cheated on her (after a decade together) with his girlfriend's tattoo artist's wife, Kat. Fancies himself a musician, though since his bandmates all left, doesn't seem capable of producing music on his own. Uses Joker-esqe makeup while mimicking other artist's makeup for attention on Youtube, appears to be rapidly aging into the bloated corpse of a chav gordan ramsay due to a suspected alcohol and nicotine addiction. Had big dreams of being the next big V-tuber star as "JesterJake", but after falling for multiple Nigerian avatar scams and constantly breaking his equipment, this "dream" flopped. Has made his grand return to OnlyFans to scar us with ugly photos of his teenie weenie. Dislikes: women not being hot, women having opinions, zoomers, being hungry, any alternative man hotter than him (so basically all of them)
Kat Paine - Previously married mother of one, cheated on her tattoo studio owning husband with their client's long term boyfriend (Jake). You can find her posting heavily filtered lewds to her OnlyFans when she isn't tracing Disney coloring book sheets at the tattoo shop. Her most popular phrases include: "Daddy! Shots!", "Drinks! Shots!" and incoherent giggling at Jake doing literally anything. Hobbies include: pole-dancing, poorly cosplaying Jake's questionable fictional crushes (d.va, tinkerbell, etc.), constantly cleaning up after her manchild, and poorly editing her photos.
Highlights from last thread:
>>1886746 Jake and kat apparently buy their entire wardrobe off SHEIN
>>1887409 Jake has a meltdown on stream about the lack of donations, says he "can't do this for free anymore"
>>1887707 The neckbeard catboy vtuber Jake tried to leech off of ends up becoming more popular than him
>>1888383 >>1888547 Kat posts about giving birth to her son, posts porn immediately after
>>1889022 Kat caught filtering/editing her face into oblivion
>>1889279 Jake starts skipping scheduled streams with no notice
>>1890927 Jake starts sharing bitter memes saying shit like "good people get tired of being good to ungrateful people"
>>1891592 Recap anon on one of his vtube streams, jake reveals kat does all the house cleaning
>>1891636 Jake dropping 150 paid subs within a five month span.
>>1892168 Clair, the poo-obsessed paypig who was donating thousands is confirmed MIA
>>1893400 Kat posts a very unflattering and unedited video of her pole-dancing with a friend with filthy feet
>>1899521 Jake posts a half-assed thirst trap, farmers notice russell's sign marks on his knuckles
>>1900156 recap of a stream, jake bitches and seems miserable the entire time
>>1901591 A Farmer posts a dropbox to his budget Croatian holiday vlog
>>1901632 Recap of the holiday vlog, they spend most of the trip day-drinking
>>1901639>>1901640 The vlog reveals what they both actually look like unedited kek
>>1907352 Jake skips most of his streaming schedule, only streaming twice a week leading farmers to suspect a possible day-job
>>1909523 Jake caught sperging out about zoomers in the wild, gets roasted for being a "35yo emo"
>>1911451 Still vague posting about his ex as always
>>1920230>>1920641 A new paypig enters the ring, "Moni" unfortunately for jake she doesn't have clair money
>>1920644 Kat begins working more hours as jake works less and less
>>1920812 Jake spends money he doesn't have on a shitty deadpool cosplay he barely can fit into
>>1924582 Makes only $21 during a stream, looks bloated and makes gross sex jokes the entire time
>>1924838 Another stream recap, seems miserable, says he had a "crap" halloween
>>1925842 Another in-depth recap of a stream showing just how far he's fallen.
>>1927065 Jake gets really weird with one of his more "attractive" (i.e., not obese) snaccs
>>1927569 Despite being ignored by him, Jake likes a photo of his catboy neckbeard "friend" cuddling another man?
>>1929830 Jake has beef with one of the members of Motionless in White
>>1930051 Some sob story about how he's the only vocalist to have ever perform sick?
>>1930339 Jake is too broke to replace his broken gamer chair, snaccs fundraise to get him a new one
>>1930344 Most of his snaccs in the discord express they don't have the money to spare
>>1931678 Kat's poor dental hygiene jumpscare
>>1930346>>1931834 Jake starts skipping and pushing back stream days constantly again
>>1932289 Sets up one of the rooms in his rented studio to be a "music video room", hasn't released a music video since
>>1932385 Vtube stream recap, more gross sex jokes, somehow manages to only make $10. kek
>>1934704 Another in-depth stream recap, makes $30 and says a lot of questionable things including calling the KKK "kool kids klub"
>>1935235 Apparently kat occasionally leaves used buttplugs and sextoys around the house where her toddler plays?
>>1935992 Jake trains hard, not to thrist trap, but to lift a small toddler up to put the star on the christmas tree. So brave!
>>1936022 His vtube attempt is dead in the water after spending close to 10k on avatar scams and broken VR equipment
>>1937105 Cringe clip of his "content", still labeling himself goth despite aggressively hating on goths
>>1939174>>1939423 Jake tries to fire sale all his old MUNRO band merch (including incredibly damaged prints of himself) despite the band not really existing anymore
>>1939756>>1939757 Jake really needs you to know that he has violent sex, and often.
>>1942286 Jake has his own dental hygiene jumpscare in thread
>>1943124 Kat tattoos scratchy black sludge all over his fingers and hand
>>1943668 Jake joking that he would do "black face" for only 1,000 likes
>>1946231 Jake starts shooting weird OF content at the public gym, including him grinding against foam rollers on the floor
>>1956304 He and his snaccs shout out the farms on stream
>>1959214 Jake wrote us a song titled "anonymonsters", it's terrible as expected. kek
>>1961549 Kat pole-dances at her job's holiday party under jake's close and constant supervision
>>1962921 another recap of a stream, mostly him ranting angrily about various things
>>1964052 Kat cosplays one of Jake's favorite fictional characters to lust after, looks gaunt and horrifying
>>1966802 Jake caught using filters to give himself a jawline
>>1966813 >>1966858 Small recap of a stream. He looks genuinely unwell and extremely bloated.
>>1967477 Snaccs seem to believe "kitty" the neckbeard catboy is still in the picture despite him not being around for actual months
>>1967495 Final stream recap of this thread, Jake is having a near constant meltdown at this point
>>1968141 Jake blames his constant rage outs on being hungry. kek
>>1969208 More bad (but free!) hand tattoos done by his "babygirl", this time a weird honeycomb down to the tips of his fingers
>>1972593 Nonnas notice Jake following more and more alt-right and MRA accounts
>>1976014 Jake makes his unfortunate return to OnlyFans