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No. 1983123
Meet the cows:
Jake Munro - Ex boyfriend of a "goth" YTer who helped him get his career off the ground. Cheated on her (after a decade together) with his girlfriend's tattoo artist's wife, Kat. Fancies himself a musician, though since his bandmates all left, doesn't seem capable of producing music on his own. Uses Joker-esqe makeup while mimicking other artist's makeup for attention on Youtube, appears to be rapidly aging into the bloated corpse of a chav gordan ramsay due to a suspected alcohol and nicotine addiction. Had big dreams of being the next big V-tuber star as "JesterJake", but after falling for multiple Nigerian avatar scams and constantly breaking his equipment, this "dream" flopped. Has made his grand return to OnlyFans to scar us with ugly photos of his teenie weenie. Dislikes: women not being hot, women having opinions, zoomers, being hungry, any alternative man hotter than him (so basically all of them)
Kat Paine - Previously married mother of one, cheated on her tattoo studio owning husband with their client's long term boyfriend (Jake). You can find her posting heavily filtered lewds to her OnlyFans when she isn't tracing Disney coloring book sheets at the tattoo shop. Her most popular phrases include: "Daddy! Shots!", "Drinks! Shots!" and incoherent giggling at Jake doing literally anything. Hobbies include: pole-dancing, poorly cosplaying Jake's questionable fictional crushes (d.va, tinkerbell, etc.), constantly cleaning up after her manchild, and poorly editing her photos.
Highlights from last thread:
>>1886746 Jake and kat apparently buy their entire wardrobe off SHEIN
>>1887409 Jake has a meltdown on stream about the lack of donations, says he "can't do this for free anymore"
>>1887707 The neckbeard catboy vtuber Jake tried to leech off of ends up becoming more popular than him
>>1888383 >>1888547 Kat posts about giving birth to her son, posts porn immediately after
>>1889022 Kat caught filtering/editing her face into oblivion
>>1889279 Jake starts skipping scheduled streams with no notice
>>1890927 Jake starts sharing bitter memes saying shit like "good people get tired of being good to ungrateful people"
>>1891592 Recap anon on one of his vtube streams, jake reveals kat does all the house cleaning
>>1891636 Jake dropping 150 paid subs within a five month span.
>>1892168 Clair, the poo-obsessed paypig who was donating thousands is confirmed MIA
>>1893400 Kat posts a very unflattering and unedited video of her pole-dancing with a friend with filthy feet
>>1899521 Jake posts a half-assed thirst trap, farmers notice russell's sign marks on his knuckles
>>1900156 recap of a stream, jake bitches and seems miserable the entire time
>>1901591 A Farmer posts a dropbox to his budget Croatian holiday vlog
>>1901632 Recap of the holiday vlog, they spend most of the trip day-drinking
>>1901639>>1901640 The vlog reveals what they both actually look like unedited kek
>>1907352 Jake skips most of his streaming schedule, only streaming twice a week leading farmers to suspect a possible day-job
>>1909523 Jake caught sperging out about zoomers in the wild, gets roasted for being a "35yo emo"
>>1911451 Still vague posting about his ex as always
>>1920230>>1920641 A new paypig enters the ring, "Moni" unfortunately for jake she doesn't have clair money
>>1920644 Kat begins working more hours as jake works less and less
>>1920812 Jake spends money he doesn't have on a shitty deadpool cosplay he barely can fit into
>>1924582 Makes only $21 during a stream, looks bloated and makes gross sex jokes the entire time
>>1924838 Another stream recap, seems miserable, says he had a "crap" halloween
>>1925842 Another in-depth recap of a stream showing just how far he's fallen.
>>1927065 Jake gets really weird with one of his more "attractive" (i.e., not obese) snaccs
>>1927569 Despite being ignored by him, Jake likes a photo of his catboy neckbeard "friend" cuddling another man?
>>1929830 Jake has beef with one of the members of Motionless in White
>>1930051 Some sob story about how he's the only vocalist to have ever perform sick?
>>1930339 Jake is too broke to replace his broken gamer chair, snaccs fundraise to get him a new one
>>1930344 Most of his snaccs in the discord express they don't have the money to spare
>>1931678 Kat's poor dental hygiene jumpscare
>>1930346>>1931834 Jake starts skipping and pushing back stream days constantly again
>>1932289 Sets up one of the rooms in his rented studio to be a "music video room", hasn't released a music video since
>>1932385 Vtube stream recap, more gross sex jokes, somehow manages to only make $10. kek
>>1934704 Another in-depth stream recap, makes $30 and says a lot of questionable things including calling the KKK "kool kids klub"
>>1935235 Apparently kat occasionally leaves used buttplugs and sextoys around the house where her toddler plays?
>>1935992 Jake trains hard, not to thrist trap, but to lift a small toddler up to put the star on the christmas tree. So brave!
>>1936022 His vtube attempt is dead in the water after spending close to 10k on avatar scams and broken VR equipment
>>1937105 Cringe clip of his "content", still labeling himself goth despite aggressively hating on goths
>>1939174>>1939423 Jake tries to fire sale all his old MUNRO band merch (including incredibly damaged prints of himself) despite the band not really existing anymore
>>1939756>>1939757 Jake really needs you to know that he has violent sex, and often.
>>1942286 Jake has his own dental hygiene jumpscare in thread
>>1943124 Kat tattoos scratchy black sludge all over his fingers and hand
>>1943668 Jake joking that he would do "black face" for only 1,000 likes
>>1946231 Jake starts shooting weird OF content at the public gym, including him grinding against foam rollers on the floor
>>1956304 He and his snaccs shout out the farms on stream
>>1959214 Jake wrote us a song titled "anonymonsters", it's terrible as expected. kek
>>1961549 Kat pole-dances at her job's holiday party under jake's close and constant supervision
>>1962921 another recap of a stream, mostly him ranting angrily about various things
>>1964052 Kat cosplays one of Jake's favorite fictional characters to lust after, looks gaunt and horrifying
>>1966802 Jake caught using filters to give himself a jawline
>>1966813 >>1966858 Small recap of a stream. He looks genuinely unwell and extremely bloated.
>>1967477 Snaccs seem to believe "kitty" the neckbeard catboy is still in the picture despite him not being around for actual months
>>1967495 Final stream recap of this thread, Jake is having a near constant meltdown at this point
>>1968141 Jake blames his constant rage outs on being hungry. kek
>>1969208 More bad (but free!) hand tattoos done by his "babygirl", this time a weird honeycomb down to the tips of his fingers
>>1972593 Nonnas notice Jake following more and more alt-right and MRA accounts
>>1976014 Jake makes his unfortunate return to OnlyFans
No. 1983125
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Few things posted in other threads when the last one died. Mostly just his awful thirst traps. This one highlighting his alcoholic gut. How enticing.
No. 1983126
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>>1983125and this one showcasing almost the entirety of his freakish form in his classic "tummy ache" pose plus his most recent free tattoo from Kat. Wonder if we're ever going to see him get the one on his stomach finished at this rate.
No. 1983127
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Minor update from the discord, but he's trying to do another plush cash grab for a third time despite the last time not getting anywhere near funded. So far this is the winning "look".
No. 1983630
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>>1983127Snaccs lamenting on how inactive Jake is in his own discord and how dead the chat is. Despite them asking about interest for a new plush months ago, there doesn't seem to be any talk about it anywhere else on his social media.
No. 1983631
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>>1983630checked twitter for any interesting updates and it's dead there too. There are a few posts that never made it into his last thread that are pretty cringe worthy however. The most recent music attempts he's made are shitty metal vocal covers of… a belle delphin song and the monster high theme song? Jake proving himself of superior taste when it comes to modern media as always.
No. 1983633
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>>1983631jake mansplaining basic math, "all very quickly, of course". kek
No. 1984193
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All his social media is dead right now tbh, he only streamed once this month so far on April 2nd as "jesterjake". No new YT videos this month yet. Guess he feels like he can coast for a while off the slight success his "the crow remake" reaction vids got (he hasn't had a video get this many views in well over a year). Fully expect him to keep making more shit "goth" movie reactions despite him aesthetically looking just as dumb as the eric draven in the remake. kek
No. 1984194
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>>1983125>DM if you like you'd like some HARD liquoralso noticed kat's illiteracy appears to be somewhat contagious.
No. 1984668
>>1983124Thanks for the new thread nonna. Appreciate it.
>>1984488Maybe. Though the only one who would take him on as an apprentice would be Skat. And I can't see stumpy doing well working under her. Or taking mentorship from anyone for that matter. His ego couldn't take it. He might be able to work the desk, but is also shit with people. If he is working at the shop I don't see it lasting.
No. 1985657
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Looks like Jake spent his evening crying over a kids show with Kat…
No. 1985676
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>>1984488>>1984668I know there was some tinfoil about him having a day job in the last thread, but after a month of him barely streaming, it turned out he was just being lazy/depressed, making shitty half-assed metal covers, and setting up a green screen in his studio that he never ended up using. He seems to be hinting at another "big secret project" lately. I'm guessing a music project of some sort with kitty mcpancakes as some snaccs have discussed them being music partners semi recently in chat. It's funny because kitty never seems to really interact with jake that much publicly anymore? seems the user has become the used and he's back to trying to ride someone more popular than him's coat-tails. Classic jake.
>>1985665NTA, but I think it's kind of a funny post to share because of the contrast to Jake's whole rage filled persona online. It's hard to imagine him boohooing over a little kid's show when he turns around on stream to talk about wanting to behave violently towards kids, women, and any man more attractive than him.
No. 1985827
>>1985676>NTA, but I think it's kind of a funny post to share because of the contrast to Jake's whole rage filled persona online. It's hard to imagine him boohooing over a little kid's show when he turns around on stream to talk about wanting to behave violently towards kids, women, and any man more attractive than him.Exactly this. The contrast between how he behaves in videos/streams and the image of him crying over a cartoon dog family is pretty hilarious.
And as to the anon above, yes I realize they likely watched the show with the kid, and that the show appeals to plenty of adults. It was more the idea of Narc Rage Jake getting emotional watching it that I found amusing.
No. 1986457
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I found that an "empty subscriber calculator" exists, and here are the results for jake. He needs a day job.
No. 1986677
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See, friends! Fake has a social life you guys! He really wants you to know he's a part of the cook kids shitty hand tattoo club.
No. 1986776
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>>1986775Samefag. Looks like Aiden is in Belfast and got tattooed by Kat (Howl and Haku from Studio Ghibli).
As Jake's highest ranking snacc I'm not surprised she flew over on her own dime.
No. 1986916
>>1986457Not surprised. Most of the active users jumped ship over the past year after his "truth" video flopped. He's finally stopped bleeding out subs, but considering how tiny of a percentage that are left and actually active subs. It's no wonder he barely gets views anymore.
>>1986677Lmao, offering paid for in-person hangs to the most loyal and high paying of snaccs. The onision parallels strike again. Thank God he was never popular or rich enough to really get nasty with things, but this is definitely a red flag with overstepping the boundaries of the parasocial relationships he has with his last dozen of fans. No wonder fakeboi Aiden is so hyper aggressive defending Kat and Jake's relationship in chat, clearly feels special and better than the others despite Jake constantly egging moni and allura on himself.
No. 1987136
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Well, as long as you're happy dear…
No. 1987728
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>>1987415It's also because he's a fat little manlet obviously, but thank you anon for this insightful anatomy lesson. kek
>>1987136She completely botched the face/eyes per usual. lots of wobbly and overdrawn lines too? Her usually okay coloring ability can't save this mess.
No. 1988102
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No videos, no social media posts, no updates, just one jester jake stream at the very beginning of the month and another short one a little over a week ago teasing something coming soon. His numbers have absolutely never been lower despite both his crow and beetlejuice vids getting a decent amount of views for once. Looks like he was lucky to walk away with a few hundred dollars this month, absolutely abysmal. He must really be banking on this music project with kitty taking off.
No. 1988366
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Maybe he’s not posting cause he’s found another way to make money. Straight up stealing
No. 1988402
>>1988366I didn't even know he had a store, is it print on demand? I have zero memory of him selling prints, maybe it wasn't even him running the store. (I wouldn't put it past him but can anyone remember him promoting this?)
Also why are the hashtags #abuser #liar etc if it's just about a print, this seems
sus.
No. 1988437
>>1988402Iirc he found some ratty, trashed prints in a box and decided to try and sell them again,
It could be on the previous thread
No. 1988491
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>>1988402I don't know about this particular purchase. But he is selling prints.
>>1939700He found some old tour merch that has bandmembers he is presumably no longer speaking to on it, and is selling "signed prints" for £12 a pop.
No. 1988663
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>>1988102He's been actively lurking on twitter lately, but clearly can't be assed to give his "snaccs" even the slightest ounce of effort. Long periods of silence is a killer for wannabe influencer/streamer careers. Even his most loyal snaccs have been awfully quiet in his discord lately. And he wonders why the "algorithm" dropped him.
No. 1989951
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Cringe
No. 1990603
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>>1990552Aiden apparently humped the bike jake took nudes on?
No. 1990605
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He also finally streamed this morning after almost a month gone. Only a couple hours though and only because "he is sick". He's also back to bleeding out followers again per usual.
No. 1990722
>>1990603Jesus christ, there isn't enough lysol in the world.
Where are they from? Kat might need to worry if Jake thinks he might be able to get out of Northern Ireland. Remember him trying to use Kaya for her EU citizenship so he could move to spain? Kat probably won't leave NI because of custody, and Fake loathes the place, and is desperate to move to the US.
No. 1991098
>>1991087Exactly. It's also hilarious how they think it will somehow affect the course of the thread? Like, jake is an
abusive narcissist with anger issues who cheated on a woman who launched his career with a married woman, ending her marriage and breaking up her son's family. He's openly inappropriate with underage fans and has apparently made all his ex's female friends uncomfortable for years. He has a well established history of using and discarding people.
But… Kaya made sim porn! Oh the outrage!
No. 1991220
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>>1991186It's pretty obvious sims porn anon is just trying to derail. Anyone with half a brain knows making goofy ass sims "porn" almost a decade ago is nowhere near the same as rubbing your grubby chode all over random surfaces in your rental house. Kat is even worse, taking nudes in her toddler son's room and leaving dirty butt plugs around the house where the kid could easily reach? Sims porn anon can't actually be serious. Also weird since they ultimately only bumped the thread.
Anyways, here's the full size photos Aiden dropped on discord from
>>1990603 No. 1991224
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>>1990722Pretty sure Aiden is an American judging from her vernacular. I doubt Jake would jump ship on his bbygrl milf bangmaid for a frumpy fakeboi just to go to burgarland (he said himself he has lost all desire to move there someday, probably from his decayed friendship with the other fakeboi K). That said, I wouldn't be entirely shocked if Jake and Kat are pulling an Onision-Lainybot with Aiden though. Jake's proven himself to be a degenerate coomer and Kat is a massive pick-me.
Here's the other photo Aiden shared with Jake's stumpy self lurking in the background.
No. 1991227
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>>1991224the candid is hilariously telling too. He looks very fat and short. kek
No. 1991281
>>1990552I also want to add to this that aiden use to send super chats to jake to text kat back about what he wants for dinner & aiden pays for both their only fans and has been seen to comment on them. She spends money on them like water for the last couple years and used to be the main person apart from Clair to break the jake during steam sending 100s at a time. I bet they didn't even let her have a discounted tattoo. It comes across as obsessed stalker imo
>>1990603 these comments proves it the way she talks about the whole situation it's bizarre
No. 1992801
>>1992789He still hasn't said yet, he's been very careful.
I got the impression that Jake's been playing chauffeur for a while which means they don't have the money to get Kat's car sorted however his Jeep takes a lot of diesel and all those extra trips will add up. Kat is probably the higher earner so it makes more sense to fix her car which is undoubtedly cheaper to run. As a mum and someone who works away from home she needs a working vehicle more than Jake who mostly uses it to drive to the gym.
No. 1992841
>>1992778Can't imagine what he would be doing to be "self employed" considering his utter lack of skills/talent. I know kitty dropped a mediocre cover feat. Jake, but besides that we haven't seen him picking up any real music work. My best guess is he's doing something like uber/grubhub which is also why he can't be running around in his ugly clown paint.
>>1992801It's both funny and sad that they are entirely too broke to get her car fixed. Long gone are the days of bottomless long islands in Spain or even the more recent budget trips to sit on concrete slab beaches. wonder when was the last time he could afford her some gas station roses.
No. 1993064
>>1993044Also weird, like all her tattoo shop coworkers have met him already? He was trying to flex the studio and "influencer" shit on them before too? Is he embarrassed to wear his fake goth clown paint costume around her beefcake boss or something? Why would Kat care unless she's actually embarrassed by him as she should be.
>>1992778Wouldn't surprise me if his screaming rage outs resulted in him snapping on the kid/Kat or punching holes in walls leading up to him being on the equivalent of a video game "time out". Dude used has a history of chimping out and has raged out so bad on stream he's woken the kid up or slammed the computer hard enough to accidentally shut it down. A lot of his equipment is always mysteriously getting broken too? Funny how he talked about how he'd show us all and yet his "career" as a streamer/musician/vtuber/etc. are all entirely dead in the water. Can't afford to get kats car fixed, can't afford to wear anything but shein, slowly morphing into a hideous fat neckless blob. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy tbh. kek
No. 1993109
>>1993064I agree, it sounds like he has nothing to offer. the clown mall goth make up is embarrassing at this point because he isn't even making good content or getting money and fame as a "hot goth boyfriend." he's just that
abusive idiot who cheated on his sweet ex gf with a married woman. he is now making weird excuses in the guise of "sacrifices" to please kat like not looking like a freak because it's awkward that she has car problems and stumpy the clown comes over dressed like that LOL can you picture it?
No. 1993304
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Sure honey… sure…
Any day now.
No. 1993612
>>1993346KEK! and you know there are a lot of stumpy tattooed men out there who aren't as pathetic as fake munro who could take her to another country and fix her car or at least loan her theirs like a gentleman. in cities that require driving, I've always had two in case one breaks down, and with a partner who drives, it's wise to have a third. they need to prioritize better, they have a kid to consider.
he must really need the only working car to do a lot of doordashes. look at him manifesting Barcelona lol
No. 1993966
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Jake is definitely just too ANGRY over taxes to buy a house, not too broke or anything nonnas. kek
Also, it was his birthday, but I haven't seen anything said about it anywhere other than a few snaccs wishing him a happy b-day (unacknowledged of course) in discord. He streamed more boring ff9 content earlier today, but who really has the time to bother tuning in anymore. Even most of the snaccs can hardly seem bothered these days.
No. 1994125
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>>1993998Doesn't NI have the UK stamp tax? Though even that is low, even being 0% on anything stumpy could afford. He could move to Ireland of course, or fuck off to mainland UK. But Kat is tied down due to split custody, so that's not happening while they're together. Kaya had both Irish (thus EU) and UK citizenship, which he planned to use to move to spain. Kat would have the same, but is shackled to her baby daddy unles she gives up custody or he signs off on her moving. So stumpy can eithercsuck it up, or find himself a child-free bangmaid who can get him a visum to somewhere better. But pickings are probably slim, given the state of him. I really thought he'd try to get one of his more spergy snacks to let him move to the US by now.
No. 1994159
>>1994137Yes. Jude wants to get her filthy mitts on a "daddy" (kek) who can take care of her. And any woman stupid enough to get with stumpelchavskin will be relegated to bangmaid status. Hard to get into "little space" while scrubbing the toilet. Besides, she's as averse to actually working as he is. Somebody would have to be the breadwinner, and neither of them could be bothered. As pathetic as it is, Kat is about the best Jake can hope for. Bleak.
Also, both of them have issues with nonce shit going on in their discords and being inappropriate with underage fans. Don't need to combine that baggage.
No. 1995991
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No amount of filters can hide those gnashers
No. 1996179
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Mom, this trip is lame! I wanna go home and play tekken.
No. 1996210
Jake is streaming on twitch as his shit VR avatar if any anons want to pop in.
>>1996179Looks like they just went for a walk where they always do. Same place they brought Aiden too. Looks like the studio is finally gone for good judging by the lack of pole videos, actual VR content involving any movement, etc.
No. 1998142
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These filters make it look like somebody did a crude copy paste job on his head and body.
He did, in fact, react to the new beetlejuice trailer. Because fake defies parody at this point.
No. 1998542
>>1998521the narc is strong with this douche. the only thing he ever influenced ppl to do is throw money at him which seems to have dried up.
instead of giving out another lame excuse, he should keep acknowledgment of his absence and just do the damn thing as he’s been allegedly working on various projects for like over a year but has shown zero results.
No. 1999463
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When you're too fat forvyour onlyfans but rage out untill your haggard bangmaid gives you pasta alfredo.
Kat sure is a lucky gal.
No. 1999466
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He finally released his music video today. It’s just more head banging with a guitar shot from the same angle as every other video where he head bangs with a guitar. Except more orange, and this time broken up by what looks like his shitty gameplay. He added horns and woodchuck teeth to his look. Music doesn’t sound that great. Overall, underwhelming.
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>>1999466It took him two months to make a shitty Prodigy cover? I'm screaming nonna. He has never looked more retarded.
No. 1999959
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>>1999958bonus pic because holy shit those wrinkles. he clearly abuses the filters as much as kat does.
Anyway, the song is absolute shit and the video is hilarious. It's just Jake flailing around in front of a greenscreen of flames in a shitty halloween costume. The track is like a bad karaoke cover accompanied by mediocre metal guitars. It's embarrassingly bad, to the point where it looks like a parody. kek
No. 2000289
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I find it interesting that he was holding steady at 414k subscribers for quite a while. Then the music video came out on the 31st. The day after, his subscription count ticked down. He should probably set his music ambitions aside.
No. 2000295
>>2000210the accuracy lol. even though i know he edits the thumbnail pic for youtube it’s still jarring to see reality vs what he wants ppl to think he looks like.
he hates making music videos but is the one hyping them up to whoever is still paying attention. he wants it for minimal effort but has nothing to offer and then rages about it.
No. 2000794
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>>2000289It's so funny seeing him share stories of snaccs hailing his "success" when his numbers have never been lower. He's lucky to walk away with a few hundred dollars off his patreon and youtube combined. This god awful cover is basically a death rattle. kek
No. 2000910
>>2000794god awful cover is basically a death rattle
Ooooo that's poetic and better than anything stumpy has written
No. 2003793
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Former Youtuber.
No. 2003818
>>2000289>>2000502He got 2.5k views and lost 1k subs…
Half of the people who saw the video unsubscribed, mighty kek
(maybe not quite so bad, or worse depending how you look at it, and some people unsubbed without even watching the video)
No. 2003822
>>2003796>Can't imagine how many holes he's been punching throughout the rental over it performing so badly.I almost feel sorry for him at this point…almost. Always remember his smug video where he casually mentioned dumping Kaya as a footnote and bragged about all his music/tats/travelling plans while surrounded by expensive video and audio gear.
Now he's a "former Youtuber"
No. 2003926
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>>2000005>84 monthly listenersK E K. also you can tell he’s short and stubby in this video and he looks like someone’s shaking around a fat stretch armstrong doll.
No. 2003979
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Slightly old milk from when Aiden visited them. Just now noticed they took this photo together with her poking fun at the whole intial cheating scandal when Jake and Kat first posted that pic of them holding hands in Spain while she was still very married. Weird behavior from them towards a girl who was making sexual posts about Jake's bike tbh
>>1990603 No. 2003985
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>>2003926It's funny how he poured two months into this just for it to flop so hard he finally gave up. He hasn't even streamed on Twitch since May 20th. This might truly be the end for him as an "influencer". No patreon updates since April 2023, no twitter posts since his last stream ad, barely updates instagram beyond sharing a salty meme on rare occasion. Good thing his snaccs worked so hard to buy him a new gaming chair just for him to fuck off with it. I really do appreciate him leaving us this hilarious parting gift though. I wonder how many of the couple thousand views were from farmers. kek
No. 2003988
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Kat is “so not like other girls”. Honestly she makes me cringe.
No. 2003989
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Kat was at a Limp Bizkit concert last night… absolutely no sign of Jake.. key
No. 2003993
>>2003988I lost the screencap, but she's made posts on her IG stories about being a big Paris Hilton fan when she was younger. The whole edgy alt-girl thing is as much a costume as her "diva" cosplay was it seems. She really started leaning into it a lot heavier when she got with Dean.
>>2003989Uh oh, looks like his dreamgirl milf is putting on a little weight. Wonder if he's begun shaming her over it yet in between punching holes in the walls and driving for grubhub.
No. 2003999
>>2003997Nah it was just a concert that half of Belfast was at last night.
Doubt Kat or Jake could even afford Download tickets kek
(sage your shit) No. 2004035
>>2003793Honestly wouldn't be surprised if this is the 5 year old running away from home equivalent of leaving youtube and he'll be back within a week. What else has he got? He's lucky his bangmaid pays the bills and has sunk cost fallacied herself into a commitment, because he is nearly unemployable. He has no skills, no real job experience, no connections, and was terminated from his last job for punching a door. Grubhub is the best he can hope for. It'll be funny if
>>2003989 is a portent of things to come and his "babygirl" leaves him for a 40 year old with late 90s tribal tattoos and a steady job in resource management.
No. 2004091
>>2004022I mean she also dresses up as teen characters to bone her fat moid, pays the bills, and does all the cleaning. It's pretty obvious that she was originally enticed by near constant vacations, bottomless drinks, gas station bouquets, and getting to pretend to be a hot influencer couple for a little bit. There's absolutely no way she wouldn't jump ship on stumpy as soon as a better opportunity provided itself though. Might even be why she's going out to these big events solo suddenly, gotta find that next meal ticket because Jake has gone broke broke.
>>2004042Kaya said he was making a ton of money at one point, more than she ever did, but that he'd constantly blow it on things he'd often break in his fits of rage. He absolutely could have bought a place to own with Kaya, but he was too fixated on getting out of Ireland to ever bother and now he's essentially stuck there. I don't think his car or bike are rentals, but they are the last few things he seems to geniunely own after selling off the other spare bikes and toys/electronics to get by in the past year. With having next to no income now he can't even replace a gaming chair without begging his last dozen loyal snaccs. What's going to happen when his car breaks down like kats? When his PC shits out or needs yet another part replaced from him raging out on it? It's always funny seeing these huge ego no talent YT dudes fall off.
No. 2005802
>>2005578Do you really think he is doing a "minimum wage job"? As much as I would love to believe so, I don't think his ego would allow him so, even if he NEEDED to do it. Remember how Kaya said he mocked her after the breakup how she will have to get a minimum wage job? Kek
I have a feeling he is gonna come up with a video saying he is freelancing as an editor or something like that.
No. 2006083
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>>2005578Lady Allura does the most talking about Jake still of course. She pops in every few days to lament about how much she misses him and how he's her only source of happiness. The last few other snaccs generally just talk about themselves endlessly.
No. 2006084
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>>2006083Still no actual Jake sightings since the cover flopped. Closing in on three weeks of him rage quitting off the internet. Kat is trying to win a family getaway now that they can't afford them anymore. kek
No. 2006213
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>>2006083Imagine being so parasocial that you have to literally cover the chat bc you don't like seeing other people talk to him. Wasn't she a mod too? Kek, idk how she managed modding while simultaneously not wanting to read the chat. Jake really picked his most parasocial fans to mod and they all just ended up being possessive over him.
No. 2006220
>>2006213This type of fandom is a mental illness. She covers the chats of the streams she wasn't in (is this a tranny or a woman?) prior to her joining the Jake fandom for reasons no scientist can explain. Like she's jealous he was interacting with people before her? Loony
Also like how the hell is this asshole your comfort youtuber, I could easily find ten lesser assholes on Youtube or Tiktok more deserving of this attention.
No. 2006226
>>2006213I know stumpy has no shame. But this person is dealing with some serious mental health shit, and taking money from them or milking them for attention is exploitative. What a fucking bummer.
On the bright side, he's bound to piss her off eventually, on account of being a huge piece of shitwho can only view people as objects to use. And if this is her adoration, imagine her anger. Can't wait for her to go all Annie Wilkes on his ass. Though I would prefer it if she got help before that.
No. 2006242
>>2006223His old mods were pretty ruthless and attention hungry tbh. There was that one elderly woman who tried playing both sides for a while too to drama monger. Most of the old fans have steadily disappeared for one reason or another though, psycho mods aside. The smug breakup video, the questionable OF and (luckily) unfulfilled teasing of a sex tape with kat, him completely shooting himself in the foot with the "truth" video a year later, him shit-talking goth while wearing it as a costume to get fans in the first place, his failed attempt to rebrand as a "hunky British lad", the absolute cringefest that was his short-lived vtuber attempt, etc. The list goes on. He can blame everything on "the algorithm" all he wants, but the obvious reality is he's chased most the viewers away himself by being nasty, unfunny, and untalented. Only the most parasocial lonely snacc (ladyallura) still hangs around his socials moaning on about how much she misses him. No one else seems to even care all that much.
No. 2007166
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That caption gives me the creeps, it's kinda rapey. Good thing she has her stumpy dwarf.
No. 2007761
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One of two
No. 2007763
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Two of two.
It's bulk, and not flab, apparently. Look at him sucking in his gut in "the best shape of his life."
No. 2008111
>>2007763come on jake do the
toxic gymbro rebrand you know you want to
No. 2008128
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Thriving amid the creditcard debt. Wonder if they saw
>>2005413 No. 2008389
>>2008299Or he doesn't want Kat to take the spotlight. It should be about him after all, not her tattooing. Wouldn't want her to get too uppity.
I'd say "wouldn't want her to get more famous than him and leave his ass like he did to Kaya." But who are we kidding here.
No. 2008586
>>2006083Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
No. 2008665
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>>2008128>little family vacation bookedCurious to see where they are going tbh, but I feel like "little" is pretty telling here. Their vacations had already gone from fine dining in Barcelona or long getaways in large suites at galgorm, to getting wasted on concrete beaches and eating diner pizza. Sounds like they are possibly bringing the kid too considering she said "family" vacation. Hope they don't get too wasted or handsy around poor Issac.
>beach daysHere's a recent pic kat posted of stump enjoying one of these "beach days" fully dressed and shuffling along the rocks. Not nearly as beachy as she tries to make it sound.
>new tattoosJake STILL has the half finished cracked out krampus on his bellybutton right now. I can't imagine he can afford anything new unless it's more mediocre freebies from his overworked bangmaid kat.
This whole post definitely feels like a desperate attempt to convince us, themselves, anyone, that they are totally doing great and hashtag "thriving!". We all know jake lurks the farms, he probably wanted to kick kaya while she was down and attempt to flex on us after we clowned on his god awful music video so hard. kek
No. 2008671
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>>2006083>>2008586kek nonna. Just checked and she's still at it too. Snacc discord is pretty much dead minus her occasional whining about missing jake and the snaccs spamming twerking gifs for whatever reason. Jake's been completely offline for almost an entire month now.
No. 2009251
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>>2008921Because it was lust at first sight, she lives in the middle of bumfuck nowhere southern USA, and in her own words she "has been single for 5 years not by choice unfortunately". He's her pseudo fantasy boyfriend stand-in which is why she's always the first (and only) to spam his ugly thirst traps all over the place. She must of been seething with jealously when Aiden got to play third wheel with jake and kat. kek
Also small update, it's apparently Kat's 37th birthday today? Jake has spent it mass deleting Instagram posts (mostly newer photos that performed poorly and all his VR content) and kat has spent it desperately advertising her OF (quite literally a dozen IG stories advertising her OF). They sure are thriving rn you guys!
No. 2009252
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>>2009251Most of it's old content, but the "birthday vibes" on every single one made me kek at the absolute bleakness.
No. 2009254
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>>2009252There's a dozen of these. Must be hurting for the spare cash for that "little family vacation" or something.
No. 2009538
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>>2009388Agreed, it really creeps me out. This is a 37 year old woman. If a guy was talking like this, people would call him a pedo. It's weird how she infantilizes herself for a tiny OF audience and average of 5 likes. I think Jake likes seeing her make a fool of herself because he likes degradation. It's also weird how she only "cosplays" for porn, and not for the sake of cosplay.
No. 2009709
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>>2009252>>2009254Still no sign of them doing absolutely anything for her birthday this year. No gifts or gas station roses, no shared posts besides a couple from her closest friends, no nothing. All she's done is shared old photos and promo her OF. Last year they at least had a few of her friends over for drinks at their rental home. I thought that was sad, but this year takes the cake. picrel was last year's "celebration". Absolute kek at the lack of men invited over.
No. 2009713
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>>2009709The year before that, her first birthday together with him, they went to galgorm. Have to wonder how much of it is the money problems and how much of it is him getting lazy like he did in the last relationship. Can't wait to see what this "little family vacation" is going to entail if this is as good as it gets now for his "princess's birthday".
No. 2009752
>>2008671 Did he even admit he was done with all of it or did Aidan or has he not even bothered telling the people who fund him? I would have hated to be in that house hold when he decided he quitting I can imagine a lot things were broken. His YouTube description also now saids former YouTuber and archive channel. I can’t believe the final video was him looking like this
>>2003985 and no thank you good bye kek
No. 2009881
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>>2009859These were the last few steams and then the final YT post before he quit without any official announcement. There's a bot he uses that auto-posts new streams or videos to the discord so it's very easy to keep track.
>>2009251He mass deleted a ton of stuff off his twitter account now too. He's been almost entirely offline for a month now. This might actually be the end for good. The "anonymonsters" have won. kek
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No. 2011177
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Apparently the one thing holding him back was "shawty" not being sufficiently hot. Sure stumpy. Gasstation roses are a distant memory and not even the desperate tweens who payed your bills can be bothered anymore. But any day now…
No. 2011180
>>2011177um wasn't he loads more successful when he was with Kaya, planned special birthdays for her, bought her whatever she wanted, and traveled all over with her?
Kat's tall ass does not inspire, if his status has anything to do with her beauty motivating him. I'd be really insulted if I were her as he's spewing bullshit like this while his career is at its lowest after getting in this relationship.
but something tells me she is just happy he called her "beautiful" publicly, rotting tooth, potato nose, and resemblance to Marilyn Manson/Jeffree Star and all. what a romantic thing to say, #thriving! drinks! shots for shawty!
No. 2012412
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>>2009713Looks like they never ended up doing anything for her actual birthday. She usually posts things even though he's gone radio silent, but nothing, nada. No sign of the one-day Saturday "family vacation" either. She's right back to work today on Sunday. Seems like it's getting harder for her to keep up the illusion that they are happy and thriving together.
>>2011177This has got to be cope judging by the utter lack of doing anything for her birthday. Dude couldn't even do the usual "look at my hot milf" appreciation post like usual. Things are definitely crumbling behind the scenes.
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>>2012412Also not sure why she thought this mess would be a good tattoo to advertise her work. kek
No. 2012416
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These are the only mentions of him in the snacc discord in the past week. Honestly pretty shitty of him to up and quit without even giving them a goodbye video, but it's been pretty obvious for some time now that he doesn't actually like the remaining dozen snaccs besides Aiden.
No. 2012597
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>>2012551Went to Skat's page to sneak a peak at dean's new GF but she deleted her account with all the onlyfans shit kek
No. 2012667
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>>2012551>>2012602He's still on insta, but doesn't seem to post any personal stuff. NTA and couldn't find the new girlfriend, but I did find Dean's tiktok and it looks like he lost a lot of weight in the past couple years away from Kat. He still looks pretty chavvy, but compared to before he definitely is better looking than Jake (though tbf that bar is extremely low kek). Also saw a recent tagged photo of little Issac and he's a spitting image of his father. Can't imagine that actually sits well with Jake no matter how hard he tries to convince anyone otherwise.
>>2012597>>2012657Jake has her alt account in bio for some reason. Her regular account and her OF promo account are still up. It's funny to see the current quality of her "modeling" compared to the stuff she was doing pre-Jake.
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Not 100% but apparently through the grape vine in Belfast its this girl . Found her twitter
No. 2012743
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>>2012727Good for him tbh. It's honestly funny just how hard karma hit Jake and Kat after they paraded around showing off their affair. Dean lost a bunch of weight and grew a neck, still owns a successful tattoo shop, has a beautiful new girlfriend, etc. Meanwhile Jake is driving uber, rage quit YT, got fat, gone broke. Hell, even Kat is starting to pack on the pounds, doesn't casually "model" anymore, and appears to be back to working full time. They couldn't even afford to get her car fixed for a while? Good to see people reap what they sow.
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>>2012748All her pics look like this lately, I don't think she has much of a choice.
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>>2006084kat's entering more and more of these hotel and vacation giveaways. I wonder if that's how she got her accounts hacked in the first place. Poor thing is absolutely fiending for a stay at the galgorm like the good ol' days. kek
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>>2013155Kat is resorting to selling her clothes to help pay the bills now.
No. 2014935
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>>2014932hilariously, she's also trying to resell shein and romwe garbage for the same cost of buying them new.
No. 2015147
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Trying to sell her cursed wedding dress for 4 grand too! Kek
No. 2015163
>>2015091Tbf, Jake is just as fat and would be homeless if not for his "milf" bangmaid hustling so hard. Jake is one break up away from living in a freezing studio like his ex did after their split. He better hope and pray Kat never finds someone new or he's completely screwed.
>>2015147Long gone are the days she could afford such a nice dress and wedding. Now she's stuck trying to sell it off to pay bills because her "rich" affair partner has gone broke. I wonder if she looks back with regret or if she really thinks the handful of resort stays/vacations to concrete beaches and bottomless long islands were all worth it. kek
No. 2015191
>>2015180I think she's just broke as hell. Also, I doubt if Jake wants her hanging on to another man's wedding dress.
>>2015091Yeah. But Kaya left her old house because of trouble with her landlord, and already had a new house lined up. She's moving out of her old place into a new one. That's not being homeless. She was able to househunt and get something new because she can afford to do so. That's a major difference. Jake can't even keep his bangmaid in shein rags and cheap shots, let alone afford rent. If Kat ever decides she doesn't want to carry his fat ass anymore he would legit be out on the street. I can't see anyone else taking him in even for a little while. He has no friends, and his entire family hates him, for good reason. He'd have to take his sad self onto the streets.
No. 2015198
>>2015191It's also funny to see Kat stuck working so hard to get by when he's doing the absolute minimum as a delivery driver. She's picked up extra hours at the shop, shills her nudes, sells her clothes, while already doing all the cooking/cleaning. She's even desperately entering a bunch of giveaways to try to land them another vacation? There's no way she's happy with the current him and isn't already looking for something new. Jake brings absolutely nothing to the table anymore and if she leaves him he will truly be alone. But hey, maybe Jude could finally have her chance. kek
>>2015180It's interesting how they were hinting at having a kid together someday or buying a house back when Clair was still an active paypig. Not sure if marriage was ever on the table, but can't imagine she'd settle for it now, especially after having such a beautiful wedding with Dean. She'd have to get married in a shien gown in their backyard if she married jake.
No. 2015231
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Imagine cheating on your tattoo studio owning husband whom you have a child for a broke midget with anger issues only to end up
>selling your shein clothes and >working extra hours to pay bills
>try to get gifted vacations cause you can't afford shit
>cook and clean for your scrote
>selling pics of your asshole to 3 people on onlyfails
Both exes are doing better Dean moved on with a hotter more youthful girl witth no kids too and still runs his business while kaya is collabing with popular alt influencers and earning money with zero effort off of her online presence while Joke is:
>Vtubing flopped
>music video flopped
>so much money down the drain on expensive avatars and equipment
>reputation still ruined
>still seething over his ex
>raising another man's kid
>has to work a minimum wage job
>still bloated and fat
No. 2015422
>>2015303>Kat herself spoke of her with such venom as wellYou know joke slandered Kaya to all hell when he first met Skat probably ranted about he's the
victim uwu cause she can't deal with him breaking shit, holding his fist up in the air like he wanted to punch her and screaming like a fucking chimp and since she's a retarded airhead pick me she ate that shit up kek i wonder if he's raging out on her after everything flopped and he had to stop doing youtube
No. 2015509
>>2015422Absolutely. If he can't keep himself from punching doors in front of his boss or throwing tantrums on stream, he certainly won't control himself in front of Kat. Given everything else she lets him get away with, I don't think he even feels the need to hold back. That might end up biting him in the ass if she dumps him. Something tells me she was willing to put up with a lot if the payoff was holidays in barcelona and endless shots. But now that her reward is having to sell her wedding dress and pick up after her manlet, the deal isn't so appealing to her. Still, Jake is nothing if not arrogant, so he'll probably just assume he's too much of a prize for her to ever cut and run.
Honestly, I don't give a fuck about her. Pickme bitch made her nasty bed and gets to lie in it. But her poor kid doesn't need this. Even if stumpy somehow doesn't rage out at Isaac himself, which I doubt, seeing your mom treated like that is terrible for a child. Honestly, Dean could probably get way more custody at this point. There is so much evidence of Jake raging out, and talking on stream about hitting kids being good actually. And Kat brings him around her young son.
No. 2015709
>>2015303I am sure they are both seething. It sucks being broke and seeing others live a more exciting carefree life, not having to hustle selling their shit, and not being Youtube Famous anymore must hurt. I bet Skat thought she would be able to ride his coat tails and be some kind of alt instagram model. lol dude wouldnt even put her in one of his music videos. he put Jude in one! crazy.
it's funny that Jake thinks Kaya held him back as if he's doing so well with the inspiring alcoholic pickme partner that is Skat. The sad thing is that he really had a chance for a minute and was so close to blowing up if he would have stayed single and focused on his content and band and the reasons for the break up were not aired (had he been decent to kaya).
But instead, he thought with his desperate dick and flaunted his cheating with a married trashy older woman, broke up a family, hurt kaya, alienated his fanbase of mostly girls/women who preferred seeing him be a wholesome devoted long term boyfriend, or perhaps a newly single guy too busy and well composed to speak excessively of a gross sex life.
then he became an onlyfans e-whore himself, along with the tramp he cheated with and jumped into a long term relationship with her. ironically skat is in his way if he wants to go around blaming other people, but it's his own doing by centering their relationship when no one else likes her the way they liked Kaya.
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>>2015231Tbh, a lot of her recent posts feel like she's missing her pre-jake past. Been seeing her post more and more of these "___ years ago" posts lately.
>>2015709He really did do it all to himself. Kaya was willing to keep her mouth shut on how awful he was minus the occasional vague post about the break up. If he would have kept things quiet with kat and focused on his YT channel instead of going out of his way to rub things in his ex's face, he'd probably still have some sort of online career today. Personal opinions on kaya aside, the way Jake and Kat cheated on both of their respective partners and then paraded it around (even going as far as nearly releasing a sextape?) was outright nasty. Him harassing kaya and then having the audacity to do a second break-up drama video ultimately sealed the fate of his channel. He just really couldn't help himself. It's truly poetic that both ex partners are doing better in comparison (Dean especially) while Jake and Kat fade away into a life of misery together. Still fully expect Kat to cheat again tbh.
No. 2015916
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Is that a badly repaired punch hole behind the door? Also she’s claiming her items are from a smoke free house when they both smoke
No. 2016259
>>2015916The one thing I'll say is that they live in a shitty cheap rental, and landlords are bastards. So it might technically not be his punchhole. But given his trackrecord, it's not looking good.
Do you think she just doesn't care if it shows up in photos? She's a lazy slob after all. Or is it just that Jake has kyled out on so many surfaces in their house already?
No. 2016280
>>2016216Hope she's smart enough to get out before it gets too bad, but I have a feeling she NLOGs so hard she genuinely thinks she can fix him.
>>2016259Is Kat a lazy slob though? We absolutely know that Jake is, we've seen how he turned the studio into an absolute dump and had used tissues and empty cans scattered all over the floor and surfaces in his selfies, but he also outright admitted Kat does all the cleaning. Her one good point might just be that she isn't a complete slob tbh. Though I don't doubt that's slipping now that she's working a lot more on top of trying to peddle her nudes/clothes.
No. 2016329
>>2016282I get it nonna. I almost feel bad sometimes too because she's clearly at least a little bit slow. Then I remember she's taken nudes in her kid's bed, left used buttplugs out where her toddler could reach, all the gross dd/lg rp, the art theft, the NLOGing, the entire cheating saga and hand holding pic in Barcelona all while she was still married. I do hope he never hits her or the kid, but it's crazy she really thought he'd change for her or Kaya was the (only) problem. I do suspect that he went radio silent after a particularly bad wall punching/electronics smashing meltdown when his months long MV cover project flopped so hard and Kat gave him some kind of an ultimatum. They've clearly been on rocky ground since around then with zero mention of her birthday, no celebration/gifts, a mentioned day-trip "vacation" with no follow up, the photo collage gifted from years ago sitting in the pile of laundry in her sales pics, etc. I feel like she's trying to hold it together for now, but they're already on a downward spiral. I can't imagine her lasting as long as Kaya did in that relationship either though, she's even already put on some weight too. She's really made her (hair covered) bed and now she has to lay in it I guess.
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Sineads new Twitter pic. she's now made her twitter private, which makes me think she's been made aware of this thread. Which actually makes me respect her more as she clearly wants her privacy and isn't someone who posts her face online nevermind her tits and ass like Skat.(off-topic)
No. 2016433
>>2016381>>2016391>>2016400>>2016405This is so fucking funny. She seems lovely. Good for Dean and good for her. I genuinly hope they are happy together.
>>2016329Jake leaves every woman he is in a relationship with a fat sloppy mess it would seem. Kaya is a whingy cow in her own right, but there's no denying she's improved since the end of the relationship. During her last few years with Stumpy she was all onesies and greasy buns. It's just way funnier with Kat because she's such a feckless cunt. Part of me hopes he!ll hook up with Jude after this current disaster runs its course, just because of how hilarious the consistent downgrade would be. But he might be too pathetic for even that barrelscraper at this point.
No. 2016567
>>2016509Exactly. Times are tough for a lot of people right now. But it couldn't happen to a nicer pair of trashgoblins. At least Isaac has one stably housed parent.
>>2016547>he doesn't have any friends or family who could take him in. Burning all those bridges might really bite him in the ass in the near future.I've been thinking about this too. Not even his family will take him in. As funny as "rich boyfriend" Jake's homeless era will be, I think he'll try to find another woman to exploit.wonder if Lady Allura will sell a kidney to pay for a plane ticket. That would be funny as hell.
No. 2016620
>>2016582Jesus Anon, did a toddler kill your whole village or something?
I'd be far more upset about the trashy onlyfans dramaqueen ex and her drywall punching manlet. Wonder if Kat is regretting her decision enough to try and get Dean back.
No. 2016652
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It's been nearly two months since Jake dropped his final video on YT and it's just now reached a measly 5k views. The snaccs in his discord swear up and down that he'll be back to stream or release music, but seven weeks of complete radio silence might say otherwise.
>>2016636NTA, but can you stop derailing with your weird step-parent cucksperging?
No. 2016747
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>"here's a long winded explanation about how I don't want people knowing about me!!!"
If he really didn't want people knowing about him, he wouldn't have replied. He wouldn't have his channel up at all. He's just trying to play up the cancelled smegma male loner who was bullied off the internet by meanie man-hating lesbian trolls for a while, then he'll get lonely and crave validation and make a video about it. Then it won't do as well as he'd hoped, and he'll blame the algorithm and the trolls and whatever else he can find blame in other than himself.
His channel never started growing again. He had a one-off mildly successful video with the first Crow reaction, so the thought he'd try movie reviews. But then the rest flopped.
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>>2016747Nice catch nonna. This seems to be the only thing he's said in relation to him going radio silent anywhere so far. I don't think even the most dedicated discord snaccs have heard anything from him yet.
>I started growing my channel again a few months agoHe very briefly stopped bleeding subs when his "goth reacts to the crow trailer" performed okay back in March, but then it turned right back around to him losing at least 1k subs a month on the regular. Don't think I'd call that "growing" his channel though. I suppose it's a lot easier on his ego to write off his YT channel failing because he abandoned it and not because his shit content and gross personality turned people away by the thousands. Other than that small gain in March, the last time he was in the positive for subs gained was all the way back in 2021 and he's down something like 90k subs since he dropped that first "break-up" video.
No. 2016763
>>2016733Oh yes i sound like
le incel scrote cause i said women shouldn't date moids with kids/baggage kek sure jan. Now go cook and clean after Ayden and Kailegh only to still be considered a stranger like the zero self worth cunt you are.
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>>2016751It's also pretty obvious he did himself in with the release of the "break up" video and the follow up "truth" video. The video release dates line up with when he lost the most subscribers. But it was totally the algorithm! And he's totally quitting because he wants to! Bonus kek at how quickly he declined between the filming of both of those videos.
>>2016772Ngl, when I went back in the old threads to pull these screenshots I saw the bit about where in the second video he went around showing that there were no holes in the walls around the doors. Which goes to prove that
>>2015916 is relatively fresh. So much for being a "changed man" and curing his chimp outs with positive thinking.
No. 2016781
>>2016772This. As if he wouldn't jump right back if he thought he'd gain an ounce of clout.
>>2016747 has the right of it. He's planning to ride the "poor cancelled me" train so that he can attract a bro audience, instead of the sad teenage and autistic grandma one he currently has. It won't work though. Thousands of scrotes are trying that grift, and are better at it than he is. They don't want to hear from a failed onlyfans "star" who lives off his subpar bangmaid's meager pickings.
Tinfoil, but we'll get a return to youtube once Skat dumps him. There'll be an attempt at an "emotional" evil womenz hurt my feefees victimisation narrative.
No. 2016809
>>2016620I have thought of Kat pining over Dean now that he's unavailable and Jake is a Joke and not a "rich influencer boyfriend" like he was with Kaya and has no other romantic prospects because everyone knows he is a creeper who hits on any girl or woman and no one wants him unless theyre his weird ugly slob fans.
Kat is the type of woman who likes to "win" men from their established partners, so this probably made dean 1000x more attractive to her again, and if they share custody she probably has many opportunities to try to "get him back." If I were Jake, I'd be seething if she's acting differently after knowing Dean has a new much prettier young looking woman he is dating. Jealous of your ex's partner? YOU'RE SINGLE NOW.
I think she is acting kinda different selling all her stuff like the wedding dress. she should move out before Jake confronts her over it. she may be taller than him. but he has chimp strength.
No. 2017115
>>2016955I hope so. Jake and Skat really humiliated Dean, Isaac, and Kaya by parading the affair in their face, making porn, not even trying to hide the fact that skat was still married at the time. saying Jake was her "true Disney romance kind of love!" and he agreed she was his.
I still get second hand embarrassment and I dont even know them
No. 2017186
>>2017171Unsurprisingly though isn't it as everything she posts is absolute bullshit and for show.
She's that classic idiot who posts photos on social media to be like "look at how lovely my life is" to try and prove something when it's clear as day it's all garbage. And then in comparison Dean and Sinead don't feel the need to do that at all and keep to themselves. Such a stark comparison and a hilarious one.
No. 2017299
>>2017260>>2017260At least Dean has primary custody. Remember when Joke got so bitter when he was forced to babysit the kid for a couple of hours cause Skat had to do something ?
Imagine if he lived with them all week Stump would hit him or yell at him. Kaya did tell Dean that he was angry and shouldn't be around a child so that's probably why he stepped up.
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>>2012416Sometimes I wonder if Jake quit because he couldn't stand having to cater to the last handful of his most obsessed snaccs like Lady Allura because kek. These are from earlier in the month where the snaccs were still speculating about his retirement and writing it off as him "just taking a break to be with family" and to "recharge from burnout".
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>>2017371Whereas the conversation more recently has turned somewhat tense with snaccs coming to terms that he might not come back. Allura swears up and down that he'd never abdandon them though and still exclusively watches his content every single day on top of only listening to his music.
No. 2017388
>>2017380It's weird though because he took a photo with her and Kat holding hands with Aiden similar to the photo that they took during the cheating scandal as seen in
>>2003979 and he even let her sit on his motorcycle which she made a weirdly sexual post about in snacc discord
>>1990603It's very possible and likely he was only playing nice with her in person in exchange for money as she was flying all the way out there to spend time with them on top of getting a tattoo done by Kat. Maybe he's mad that she outed him for being an ugly and short fatty as seen in this candid
>>1991224 who really knows. I have a sneaking suspicion that he was getting upset about the "anonymonsters" talking shit and being unable to prove us wrong with even just a crumb of success. He couldn't handle being a failure where people can see it and laugh at him for it. His ego is entirely too fragile and he can't handle the "disrespect" without sending his fist through every wall in his general vicinity.
No. 2018273
>>2018246They went on a little beach outing about a month ago to the same beach they always go to with Issac.
>>2008665 Jake always seem to be in an oversized hoodie during these trips to the beach and looking pretty miserable though. Other than that we saw them having mixed drinks in their tiny backyard
>>2008128 with promises of beach days, family holidays, and new tattoos. It's been about a month of nothing, not even a post for her birthday. They did seem to go on a day trip with Isaac somewhere, but it's unusual for Kat not to post photos constantly so i can'timagine it was to anywhere scenic. She's mostly been reposting old photos with "1 year ago" or "2 years ago" captions day in and day out. It'd be sad if she wasn't a shit person. On the topic of tattoos, Jake STILL has that unfinished krampus on his stomach. I'm surprised he hasn't made Kat fill it in for him. kek
No. 2018383
>>2017373Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote,
I hope you have the chance.
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans.
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So fucking dramatic…
No. 2019315
>>2019219It started after his channel declined because people found out what an
abusive piece of shit he is. He went a lot more MRS after that, because clearly the only reason anyone could find him less than charming is because of feminist propaganda, and not the fact that he is an unlikeable piece of trash.
No. 2019470
>>2017371This is like two Furby's talking to each other, not a sliver of intellect to be found (makes sense since Jake is a man made entirely of red flags so anyone with a brain quit long ago)
>>2017373He so obviously has a job to pay the rent and has no time to stream anymore, Kaya makes thousands a month on Patreon and still had to give up her rental because she couldn't afford it. Kat and Jake's combined income is likely to be less than Kaya and they are probably facing a similar rent hike.
I bet if you order enough takeaways in Belfast, eventually Jake will be the one delivering them to you. I doubt he is working a warehouse or anything more social considering his anger issues.
No. 2019647
>>2019197then why the fuck did he lean into it and create an only fans? did he do it for the guys who follow him? he's such a dumbass. he's bitter that they don't have money to support him, and he is sexist and stupid as hell if he assumes that men have plenty of money they like parting with for other dudes?
he also seemed disillusioned that his fans aren't underaged skinny goth girls ready to buy new Jake plushies to pose with them between their legs and make him look super desirable to "cool kids."
everyone is fat and aging. but he seemed to enjoy Claire and her money while that lasted.
No. 2019656
>>2019501>>2019649NTA but seconded. She's a woman with a career, several degrees, and what looks like a pretty clear sense of identity, who as far as we know has never posted about if she even wants kids. There are so many reasons not to start pumping out babies as soon as you hit adulthood that are not "muh alt style." Women have
valid goals and desires that aren't procreating you weird scrote.
(off-topic) No. 2019689
>>2019656It's also stupid to keep sperging about dating men with kids, etc. tbh. Some women can't have their own kids? Some women don't want to have their own kids, but like being in a caregiving role? The trad sperg needs to relax and stop derailing constantly. We don't know the situation and they aren't even the subject of the thread.
>>2019681He actually did have a few gay subscribers to his OF when he first launched it, but he acted weird about it and chased them all away. It's funny he's fixated on having male viewers when he acts so competitive/insecure with the men around him too though (like his ex bandmates)? He did seem kind of infatuated with kitty mcpancakes though, I remember him liking a weird tweet of kitty cuddling with another man that was posted a thread or two ago. Kitty seems to have ghosted him at this point however, similar to his relationship with that tif, K.
No. 2019692
>>2019680he should have stayed single, wholesome, and grateful for the following he had. his mostly female fan base could have sent him around the world first class if they didn't know that he cheated and threw kaya out in the cold and emotionally abused her. but he chose to kill his career bc he found "tru love" with skat, insisting he didn't "simp" for her "pussy." and to come out as a mens right's activist because he wanted to offer an alternate perspective that women (kaya) are
abusive to men. lol I love the demise of this guy, and kat the pick me ho who wrecked her own home for his weird chode, it couldn't be more deserved.
No. 2019700
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>>2017373The more I see Lady Allura post, the more I think his last few snaccs did help motivate him in giving up entirely and disappearing without a trace. Apparently she's extremely upset that people are unsubbing to him or leaving discord despite all his social media and discord being entirely dead for nearly two months now with no promise of future content. Mind you, she's only been a fan of his for three years now.
No. 2019910
>>2019771why feel bad for her? shes obsessed with a sexist loser online because she has no friends, no relationship and chose to be terminally online. I can imagine shes pretty weird irl. but i agree with the other anon that shes major factor in him ghosting his fanbase
>>2019846anon. you spend too much time on reddit so its getting clearer all your "info" on this topic came from redditards. like seriously listen to how and what youre saying, put down the phone, and spend time with real people. Its really weird how youre making assumptions on Sinead when we barely know anything about her.
No. 2019924
>>2019875> I'm sorry some guy wouldn't fuck you if you didn't take his kids to dairyqueen, but don't make it our problem.>Implying that scrotes with kids don't go after their way to get with childfree women all the timeYou sound super mad that multiple anons on here are saying that dating single parents is a massive L in a thread where the main cow is dating a single mom.
Did Nigel walk out on you and the kiddos? lmao
(derailing/infighting) No. 2019936
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Isn't this Dean's gf?
found her on Skats following list she's a tattoo artist working for Dean's shop at the time.(off-topic)
No. 2019959
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>>2018756She took several Onlyfans pics on her son's bed. You can see here that it's a one person's bed her and joke have a double bed.
No. 2020042
>>2020020Jake doesn't leave his house outside of the occasional hoodie clad sad beach stroll or ugly gym selfie, has no friends, and was never even really in the "goth scene" outside of being kaya's bitter tag-along. He's been pretty open about hating goths too so what would he even know? Obviously there's less of a scene in Ireland than London or some places in Germany. Kaya travels so of course in comparison Belfast's scene may not compare to bigger ones, but it really isn't as tiny as you are making it out to be. Tattoo artists also aren't limited to dating other tattoo artists or alt people, though it makes sense Dean would hit it off with another artist since he works a lot and does competitions.
>>2019771I think she sees Jake as some kind of stand-in for a boyfriend tbh. She's gone on about how she's "unfortunately" single, how it was love at first sight with Jake, that she's never seen anyone more attractive or charming, and she binges his old content day in and day out. She's mentioned she's been single "against her will" for 3 years in snacc discord, which matches up with around the time she found Jake too. Kind of like how Clair seemed to have found Jake during her divorce.
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This shit is desperate.
No. 2020361
>>2020241Kat is really out here trying to get her accounts hacked a second time.
>>2020257>save on pasta alfredo bills and drywall repairsKEK. Don't forget his chickie nuggies nonna.
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>>2020241Love how Kaya is attending premierparties and Kat is reduced to trying the digital equivalent of a rigged carnival game. Love to see a pickme thriving.
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>>2020361her main account looks like this now lol, and unless i missed them i had to scroll way down to sept 2023 to find one of her tattoos.
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She can afford to buy her boss gifts though. Kek
No. 2020599
>>2020593Okay but is this not a more thoughtful put together gift than we've ever, ever seen her put together for Jake? She's clearly paid attention to his interests.
Oof.
No. 2020621
>>2020593Not cheap either..
That picture alone is £25
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>>2020691This girl too is much hotter/cuter than skat.
(off-topic) No. 2020705
>>2020702Petition anons stop posting and naming random women who may or may not be dating one of the
victims in Jake and Kats cheating fallout. I feel bad for these girls if they ever see their faces on this thread.
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>>2020672She mogs her (not that hard) they have two cute children together as well kek this one might be too hard for you Skat.
No. 2020723
>>2020706It's so weird to see a regular sized man on this thread.
>>2020705Agreed. These girls don't need to be scutinised just because of their proximity to a guy with a shitty ex. If they ever make something official and skat acts salty about it, it'll be milk. Right now, it's just women existing in the world.
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>>2020593>>2020676Sorry burgerfag here, the prices might be different here in the USA but the print and pillow would have cost her something like $80 alone ($45 for the print, $33 for the pillow). She likely spent around $100 on this gift. I don't doubt she's interested and would in a heartbeat if she wasn't good friends with the wife. Hell, she probably still would given her history, but Mark seems pretty dedicated to his wife and out of kat's league. Have to wonder how stump feels about it though.
>>2020723>It's so weird to see a regular sized man on this threadKek.
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Does this absolute lack of effort "supporting her career?" I am calling it now, they will not be together by next march.
No. 2020856
>>2020775kek, yes. The photo collage thrown into a pile of clothes she's sorting through and selling off. Meanwhile she's buying her married beefcake boss $100 worth of gifts. I'm with
>>2020746 I can't imagine them lasting much longer. There's no way Kat isn't actively looking for her next man. As soon as she gets one who provides better than Jake (almost anyone can at this point) she's going to be leaving clumps of hair in a new bed.
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Jake has been following a bunch of gimmicky cyber security/hacking accounts. It's probably what he's been trying to capitalize on lately.
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Oh my god this is hilarious, why is a grown man getting this? And why is he paying someone hundreds of pounds to do this when his gf could do it for free? This is probably £600+
No. 2021027
>>2021023Not you nitpicking,
nonnie. I'd rather pay someone what they're worth.
No. 2021054
>>2021049Skat still has female friends? Surprising. Kaya said she lost contact with hers for years because of Jake being a creep.
>>2020929(Kermit voice:) women are chaos causing dragons and men are wall-punching forces of reason.
He would like Jordan Peterson. Does it count if you get your bangmaid to clean your room? He's acting like a bitter divorced chode, and she hasn't even dumped his ass yet.
No. 2021097
>>2021085This.
>>2021073Kaya talked about how she couldn't have female friends because Jake would be a creepy perv around them and try to fuck them. So yes, it's remarkable. I think it's normal for women to have female friends. I think it is the default in fact. But it's remarkable in this particular situation because of Jake's previous behaviour.
No. 2021208
>>2021044>he is so low on cash he’s doing Uber eatsThis is unconfirmed and stated ITT btw. Why would he work a job where he's serving customers? He'd end up punching holes in his car windows. He's more likely to work in a warehouse, if he's working anywhere at all.
Curious that he's spending on tattoos while Kat is selling off her clothes and hopelessly trying to win money and holidays. Is he not helping her at all?
No. 2021228
>>2021208It's unconfirmed, but supported by him stating on stream that he needed constant access to his car so he had to drive Kat to and from work while her car wasn't available. With something like Uber eats he gets to be his own boss which is one of his biggest issues, he doesn't know how to work with or for others. He wouldn't last in a warehouse job, not that I think he could even manage delivery driving long term because his nasty attitude, but most deliveries are no contact these days.
>>2021023Honestly his best tattoo so far, but definitely out of place with his absolute mess of other tattoos. We have a blurry botched smudge of a silent hill sleeve, the half removed mess on his other arm, the god awful wonky eyed vampires screaming on his titties, the neck pussy tentacle abomination, the cyberpunk woman with her jaw blown off on his thigh, an oldschool traditional unfinished krampus on his gut, and then the headwound/doodle combo on his face. Congrats on the first good tattoo though I guess? kek
>>2021085>>2021097Kat is a massive pickme though. She does OF shoots and poledances with a couple of them whilst Jake is around too. Wouldn't surprise me if she is a nlog "cool girl" who checks out girls with her boyfriend type. Though I have noticed less of her female friends coming around the house than before. He's probably already made a few of them uncomfortable.
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Jake streaming tomorrow, the Uber eats tips must be drying up
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>>2021613Starting soon…
I guess he has eyebrows now?
No. 2021886
>>2021866Some highlights so far:
He wants to stream Dark Souls 3 because he's never finished it.
His plan is to stream every day for 6-8 hours.
Wants to talk about current evens like the Olympics.
He's spent all this time going to the gym and studying, though I missed what for. Sounds like he's planning to embark upon a new enterprise. Give his recent activity in the hacking community, let's take a wild guess on his plans.
He recently interviewed for a company. Don't know what the company is.
He has a music collab with Kay coming up, and wants to ask the girl from the Evanescence cover to join him for another.
Got enough donations to obligate him to do another reaction video.
Plans to moto-blog after buying all new equipment.
Currently weighs about 185lbs, will never bulk and cut like this again
Kept showing off his legs and commenting on leg day.
Kitty McPancakes was in the chat to give him encouragement
No. 2021915
>>2021886He doesn't want to say in what field, but yeah said he is "focusing on studies" and "materials are expensive".
He also said "I am getting into a career where if I fuck up… things FUCK UP. I know people are like 'jobs like these are very stressful', yes they are but they're also very lucrative because you are valuable. If there isn't someone like me around, in this job, shit gets fucked up."
Any guesses? Cyber security since he keeps following hacking accounts lmao?
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>>2021866Unfortunately missed most of it, but did catch a few funny parts.
>"Yes I look great AND I look younger!" Suuure Jake.>>2021869Kek, he really edited an entirely new jawline and lightened his dark brown eyes to bright orange. It's hard to explain, but with the new editing/styling he looks like one off those washed up screamo band guys who got canceled for messing around with minors. I think he's trying to go back to the pre-goth Casey Neistat skinwalking days, but that's kind of hard to do when you have a permanently tattooed headwound. He was definitely trying to push a more wholesome family image during the stream too, constantly bringing up Issac.
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>>2021998Here's another of him after simply taking a swig of water. kek
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>>2021869>>2021866He really gave himself twilight vampire eyes. kek. Though I'm surprised he didn't edit out the receding hairline.
I'll post a little recap when I'm home of the hour or two I did catch. Caught most of the bulk of his "catching up" intro. I doubt we missed much during the gameplay, he usually just rages out the entire time when playing games anyway.
No. 2022051
>>2022014THIS IS TWO DIFFERENT MEN
>>2021998>>2022010Topkrk
nonny on point
No. 2022163
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>>2022014Short recap of a bit of the stream.
>Hypes himself up about how great he looks, gushes about "looking younger">Has lost "30lbs in two months", 40 overall from his heaviest, wants to lose specifically 23lbs more.>claims his massive weight gain was fully intentional and was just an "unflattering bulk phase">says he got so fat that he began snoring and couldn't cuddle with kat because his arms were "too heavy" to rest on her>"what happens when you are 38, so out of touch, can't pay the bills anymore" in relation to being an aging youtuber>said he "really needed this", needed people to need him and miss him, etc.>claims he is currently "making the best song he's ever written!" (oh no, not again)>follows up saying he is also currently working on the "best video he has ever made" in blender for it>Says he needs to get his eyebrows shaped, but that they are "still sexy">Can't afford vacations or riding his bike right now. Says he is "studying against the clock" and needs a job asap.>starts talking about the career stuff other anons have already covered>Has passed two of five exams, has three left. Says everything is very expensive.>he's definitely just getting certifications for something, not pursuing any actual schooling.>Tries to say something sentimental and fumbles hard, ending up sounding incredibly insincere.>"thank you for your words. It's always such a precious insight to uh… uh… three months! It just shows how perspective you all are and how well we know each other!">Talks about the collab with K. Says he wants to do a Evanescence cover with Violet, but hasn't "worked up the nerve" to ask her yet>Is going to buy all new equipment for motovlogging.>Says that he plans to work full-time while also making videos and streaming again regularly>Hasn't sent out merch for months now, says it's "too expensive" to ship out all at once. ($600 to ship)>Says he will ship them a few per month to make it less expensive for him>Launches into a long drawn out rant about various YouTube drama. Seems to follow a lot of YT drama very closely despite being anti "cancel culture">Starts rambling about American politics for whatever reason. Says "Progressive ideals are starting to slip". Assures snaccs he's neither "liberal or conservative" though>Brings up the trump assassination attempt, Southport riots, etc. takes delight in the "drama" saying it'd make great reaction content>Goes full circle back to talking about his diet. Eats nothing but oatmeal with protein powder and ground "turkey, turkey, TURKEY!">Goal is to "be shredded" wants visible 6 pack, says he'll never do this again, plans to maintain "forever">Injured his shoulder, "probably his rotator cuff", at the gym. Says he gets injured a lot.>says it was the "perfect time to get back to streaming" as he has to take some time away from the gym>Says he's spent most of his recent downtime rewatching all of the DBZ abridged series.>gets weirdly sexist over his water bottle? saying it's "made for dudes!" (kek?)>"women have their stanleys and men have their water barrel!" (surprised he still has so many genderspecial snaccs when he constantly says shit like this)Unfortunately that's as far as I got before getting pulled away from the stream. When I popped back in it was already over. He did say that he plans to stream 8 hours EVERY day, on top of releasing a new reaction video. So we'll see if he actually manages to keep any of his promises this time around. Also forget when he mentioned it on stream, but Kat started his cover-up sleeve with a tattoo of what looks like a portrait of her dead. So romantic, tru luv!
No. 2022191
>>2022188came to comment this lmao. basically spent the money up front / on other things without completing the orders. at over a year out, i hope everyone backcharges or refutes. i'd be pissed if even after all this time he said he's only doing a handful a month??
hope he's better at whatever new 'career' path he's taking than literally anything else he's tried to do successfully in his life
No. 2022216
>>2022164Thank you nonna, couldn't do it without 2x speed playback tbh.
>>2022176>it was a big plastic sippy cupkek, it sure was. I almost left the water bottle stuff out of the recap, but it's just so stupid.
>>2022188>>2022191It's crazy because not even 10 minutes prior he was talking about how he's going to buy all new motovlog equipment? But he doesn't have the money that was paid to him to ship all the t-shirts I guess. Also it's causing him terrible anxiety, the poor baby. The "ship a couple each month" thing was apparently kat's idea. He said that's "why he loves her", like it isn't a terrible idea.
>>2022212Thought that bit was extremely funny because it sounds like Kat was just looking for an excuse not to have to snuggle up with his fatass. kek
No. 2022219
>>2022163>>said he "really needed this", needed people to need him and miss him, etc.Yeah. That's called narcissism.
>>Can't afford vacations or riding his bike right now. Says he is "studying against the clock" and needs a job asap.But he went back to streaming because he just loves his fans right?
>>Is going to buy all new equipment for motovlogging.This again? I guess he's learned nothing from the vtuber experiment. Wonder if he'll wreck this equipment while driving the bike, or just Kyle out on it?
> >Hasn't sent out merch for months now, says it's "too expensive" to ship out all at once. ($600 to ship)Bitch, you just got a big ass tattoo. Save that money to meet the obligation you took on yourself, that people have already paid you shipping for.
> snaccs he's neither "liberal or conservative" But a secret third thing?
>>Injured his shoulder, "probably his rotator cuff", at the gym. Says he gets injured a lot.Yeah. He has shit form.
>>gets weirdly sexist over his water bottle?If you wrote a skit about an insecure dude, you wouldn't put this in because it would be too obvious.
>Also forget when he mentioned it on stream, but Kat started his cover-up sleeve with a tattoo of what looks like a portrait of her dead.Yes! This will be so funny after they break up. Cover ups tend to be really solid and dark, so covering that up will be even harder. Wonder if after she leaves him he'll sharpie the hair blue and say it's dead Bulma.
Thank you for your service Anon.
No. 2022405
>>2022163>says he got so fat that he began snoringbut it was totally for “bulking” purposes not on account he was probably shoveling snacks & takeout while not exercising. wants people to believe he lost weight but didn’t show it off.
>Is going to buy all new equipment for motovlogging.did he not already have stuff for that? either he sold it to cover living costs or believes having new shit will help make the best videos of him speeding & rambling about nothing like last time he tried bike vlogs.
nice of him to admit he needs his narc supply, can’t wait for him to take months to fulfill any of the the things he said he would be doing & that coverup is awful but he likely can’t afford to have anyone else do it so will be stuck with whatever that’s supposed to be.
No. 2022516
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>>2022514Zero days without seething over his ex on stream lmao she's still traveling and making money off her online presence too. Cry harder scrote.
No. 2022539
>>2022514Did she?
I follow her vinted and i dont recall seeing anything too masculine or even that unisex?
No. 2022552
>>2022527We've been joking about Jake being the next Ryan on the Heather thread, and I'll say here what I said there. For the love of all that is holy, do not speak that into existence.
>>2022539I follow her Vinted too, and she hasn't uploaded any masc clothing that I could see. If she did, good on her, and it is funny how he tells on himself. He is clearly still obsessed with her, seething little narc that he is. Though it's just as likely he either lost them, or can't fit into them anymore, and wants an excuse as to why he's wearing shein now. If only he could still get decent sponsors, like Kaya can…
No. 2022630
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>>2022405On stream he said he still had all his old motovloging stuff, but that the new cameras and equipment are so much better now that he just HAS to upgrade. Typical Jake shit where he spends a bunch on equipment he doesn't need or barely uses (or breaks kek).
>>2022514He said himself he went through and put all her shit in the garage for her to take, didn't he? I know they shared clothes too though. He's not even goth anymore and he's still whining about "designer clothes" now that he wears nothing but SHEIN. Funny that he outs himself yet again for still checking up on Kaya though.
>>2022489I need to look through a bit more, but his main paypigs Lady Allura and Moni are as pathetic as ever. Talking about how they "fall asleep to his voice" every night.
No. 2022674
>>2022656>He said people would have lost their shit if he did the same to her stuff.Yes. Because stealing from the ex you cheated on and then kicked out of the house would be an incredibly shitty thing to do Jake. Do you see the pattern here? Even if this happened, so what. I thought you sorted out all the stuff she should take. And who the fuck was paying for your clothes at the time? I know he'll spout some MRA shit about how hard scrotes have it, and what a poor little
victim he is. But people hate you because you're a piece of shit, not because you have a (thoroughly underwhelming) penis.
No. 2022787
>>2022779>>2022771There's been absolutely zero mention of kaya in the snacc discord (surprisingly) especially not by name. If it is true, he's been watching her closely, more closely than the farmers in the altcow thread have or they would have definitely posted something about it. Considering he claimed he packed up all her things for her to take it sounds like it was likely his own fault? He wasn't letting her stay in the house while he was gone, when did she supposedly sneak in to smuggle away all his "designer" clothing without him noticing? Did his dumbass accidently box them up with her shit or? He better be careful slinging accusations lest he
trigger another career-ending "the truth about jake munro" video. kek
No. 2022923
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>>2022834I was just joking nonna, it's unlikely word of him creeping on her still will get back to her. Especially since that one elderly snacc mod who was trying to play both sides disappeared. I just think the whole "truth" video situation was incredibly funny. He really thought he was doing something and it backfired on him so gloriously that he had to try to desperately intimidate her to take her video down. Fun fact, her "truth" video is actually the third video that comes up when you search his name on YT, directly under his "YT shorts", kek.
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If this shit is true then he must be stalking her socials harder than anons on the altcow thread kek fucking unhinged.(sage your shit)
No. 2023684
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>>2015916A bit late to the party but that's 100% a poorly fixed hole in the dry wall kek
No. 2024380
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>lunch lady arms
>flat ass
>flat chest
This pose is doing her no favors.(nitpicking)
No. 2024673
>>2024380lol so much for "elegant and slim." looks like a Jeffree star pre nose-job with a little chunk.
in your late 30s you cant drink calories and calories of cocktails and beer and eat KFC and remain the size of a skinny pre-teen.
No. 2024688
>>2023636>>2023681This is the same man who rode out to the sea immediately after his ex posted she was swimming there. He's obsessed because he lost control of both her and the narrative. Don't worry though, he "cured his bipolar with positive thinking"!
>>2024380I'm more put off by her dead eye stare/gaping underbite and yet another cheap and unflattering costume. Long gone are the days of her "modeling". She's looking more and more like a lot lizard the longer she's with jake.
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Lol, imagine.
No. 2025329
>>2025037well it covers that atrocity of a head tattoo but the hairline is super janky and screams wig. extra cringe for the punchable facial expression.
did he say when he would allegedly start streaming again cos he’s posted lots of nothing since claiming he’d be on it every day.
No. 2025581
>>2021866Late to the party.
But when I see this thumbnail, I automatically get reminded of his "truth" video. This flannel shirt will never not remind me of the disaster of him trying to pull a "woe is me" and it backfiring instantaneously.
He looks so fake in this too, trying to look like the genuine "nice guy TM".
>>2021943As for whatever studies he is going into, whatever branch/market that's behind a computer is saturated. Only the hospitality/tourism industry has a lack of recruitees when it comes to the service sector
as opposed to the agricultural and industrial sectors, the pays aren't great and the working hours are rough.
If he wasn't such a dumb, short sighted scrote, he'd have looked into handiwork because contrary to belief, those jobs like elctricians (for household appliances, vehicles, or others), plumbers etc have more demand than supply in Europe and you can earn 2,5k a month easily because nobody can do handiwork themselves anymore.
No. 2025605
>>2025581Only entry level is massively over saturated and to be more exact it is over saturated with get rich quick people like Fake. It's far from saturated with the talent.
The boot campers and "self learners" kind of flood it and that is a lot of noise to cut threw and people who think it is a get rich quick thing. There is a lot of people looking for entry level jobs. But the pool shrinks exponentially with seniority and i doubt this narc faggot has the work ethic pr determination to make it that far since he seems to hop from one failed project to another.
No. 2026823
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Went 2 whole months of being a "former youtuber" before being desperate enough to drop some bottom of the barrel topical drama content that hardly anyone gives a fuck about and even less people will give a fuck about it tomorrow. I knew that "former youtuber" drama queen shit wouldn't last, he craves attention from strangers too much.
No. 2026940
>>2026823Can he like, go back to being a ''former YouTuber''?
I see that he's trying real hard to revive his flopping channel… A cheater talking about cheating; very fitting, if you ask me.
No. 2027054
>>2027040I'd honestly accept anyone to put her on blast.
But l doubt he'd go for her: she's way too ''established'' in the community and known for her rabid wks.
He would lose even more support from his few remaining fans, who probably adore her too.
He's already known for being a raging misogynist, so even if he makes a vid with good points, he'd be automatically brushed off as a hayturrr.
No. 2027526
>>2027448I get the feeling that they would like the negative attention, going viral for being hypocritical. except it's not going to happen bc no one cares about these losers lol
his tea channel rebrand is a flop.
what else will he try lol?
already tried to be a beauty channel, vlogger, gaming channel, goth channel, motorcycle vlog, reaction channel, hunky British lad channel, men's rights activist, vtuber, with smatterings of crappy "metal" music, crash diets and fitness, and onlyfails.
he should actually stay away and mean it this time. he missed the boat a long time ago. he should have gotten a 9-5 job while he was ahead lol
No. 2028062
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Kat begging for holidays again, she is gonna be a long time waiting
No. 2028120
>>2028062This just proves that the only reason she got with Midget Munro was the seemingly frequent holidays notice how she became so desperate to win one right after he ran out of shekels ?
She must have seen how much he and kaya went on hildays and thought that it could be her kek little did she know his "career" was going to die right after he got with her. It's too poetic.
No. 2028230
>>2028201Quick summary of Jake’s video.
‘I’ve been such a good person to everyone and they’ve all taken advantage of me’
Not so subtle hints that kaya used and abused him and he did sooo much for her
He’s incredibly happy losing all of his friends because it was right for him and he is happier just having one person in his life
More digs at an unknown person that he did so much for them and they manipulated and abused him
Isn’t about the views anymore, but might do a video on a hot topic because ‘if he was a smaller channel it would probably go viral’ but because he’s been so established over the years YouTube won’t push his content out.
Basically 26 minutes of ‘woe is me I’m a good person and I’ve lost all my friends because they all used me’
(this is an imageboard/integrate) No. 2028237
>>2028230Such a good guy, that he lost all of his friends and a gf of 10 years!
And ofc, most of his regular viewers, which made him Joke the Broke™.
Can he stop sperging about her every two seconds? He should have invested the few coins he got back in the day in therapy.
Being so hung up on an ex to the point that you can't even keep it to yourself, and repeatedly bring it up online, is very telling.
>>2028062 the day she will also pack her shit and go, to chase after some new dude to take her on vacays, will be one hell of a sight.
Can't say l'm not eager to witness it!
I honestly always wanted to see his sun set; so it feels rather surreal that he actually got his comeuppance, and his situation keeps spiraling down.
No. 2028294
>>2028120I know right? Jake and Kaya were always jet setting somewhere. It was to the point that is was annoying that so many people supported their channels and funded travel for the two of them… they went to nice places to eat, hung out with people from YouTube, did tons of shopping for Kaya to get her whatever annoying crap she wanted, etc.
No one wants to fund trips for him and that homewrecking pig.
I'm glad most of his fans saw the light when he tried to rub it in Kaya's face.
No. 2028301
>>2028230The whole video was basically the short version of his "expose" video on Kaya.
I just adore how he is still soo mad about how it all went down and how his "career" went to shit, obv because of Kaya ofc ofc.
Wonder what made him rage like this? Kaya sellig his old skirts on Vinted again?
No. 2028330
>>2028326he barely gets any views on his regular content. I don't doubt that half the views on his drama video are from farmers or others wondering if there is any new gossip. No one cares enough anymore to actually hate comment because he's already fading into obscurity. He's almost down to 410k subs now (most inactive) from just under 500k at his peak and is lucky if a video breaks 10k views. It'd be sad if he wasn't such a shit person.
>>2028237It's been an absolute pleasure watching these two get their just deserts tbh. Seeing Kat jump ship on her successful husband/baby daddy for what she thought was a rich influencer boyfriend only for him to immediately tank his career and go broke was what they both deserved. Her desperately entering every giveaway she sees, selling off all her brand clothing, and now wearing shein exclusively is really the icing on the cake. kek
No. 2028366
>>2028358So he's made another video crying about what he "went through?"
To what purpose? Its totally bizarre.
No. 2028398
>>2028343Yes he contradicts himself all the time and is having a meltdown over losing his popularity as le goth buff bf™ title he tried to curate so hard.
And ofc losing all the revenue that came with his 15 mins of fame.
He's trying to brush it all off as not being obsessed in views anymore and losing interest altogether, but we all know that's just some copium and that hr lives for the attention.
Any issues he has can be blamed on kaya, that's just how his stupid brain works.
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Oh wow a Siouxsie and the banshees shirt!! Everyone can go home now, he's a certified goth! We can no longer call him a poser!
Istg his mug is so punchable.
No. 2028996
>>2028547if my bf was obsessing this much about his ex two years later, he'd be single.
big yikes. he has a lot of feelings for kaya still if he is lamenting that he thought he really needed her in his life but didnt. fine line between love and hate. it sounds like she didn't do "that one thing!" cleaning? blowjobs on command? anal? lol
lol yeah he is just sooo peaceful w his one special person. that's called codependent. and he was clearly codependent with kaya.
but yeah totes friendless by choice, edge lord for life.
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Wtf is he trying to do here ?
No. 2030478
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A video for members only about Tomb raider's anniversary where he lusts over and oogles female game characters. What a disgusting scrote
No. 2030641
>>2030471Thanks for your service, nonna.
I was about to post these, but l honestly didn't want to subject everyone to the face & crotch stubble.
>>2030624Topkek he indeed looks literally insane in his ratty wig. He has lost the damn plot fr. He has such a mean stare!
>>2030478 12 y.o typa edgelord caption. Definitely not the type of language that's appreciated by a dominantly female audience… But we can't expect this rat to know what women like or how to respect them.
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I'm dying over the single 'like' this photo set got. Probably from Kat. I don't know what he thought would happen.
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>>2030792Is this supposed to be Erotic? Cause the only thing that got wet is my face from Lmfaooooo
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Back to flexing his toddler proportions
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>>2030471did he really photoshop his body so itty bitty that his head is almost the same length as his torso? kek
>>2030800>Geralt's gamer roomnothing sexier than a manlet in a bad wig inviting you into his coom room
No. 2031412
>>2031387Yeah but not in that way. We can see in
>>2030997 he's still built like a gorilla.
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Of course he's gonna make a video about the 'lies' about Manson. I haven't watched it, but I can imagine what he'll have to say about it. So much for former youtuber.
No. 2031862
>>2031826He was slurping MM's tainted dick and balls because disgraced rockers gotta stick together. He quickly critiques the new single 'Raise the Red Flag' then spends most the time reading chunks out of some article. Throughout the vid he makes sure to call out the accusers for just wanting money and fully backing MM saying that he plans to see him in concert. Nice one Jake, I bet you're team OJ and R. Kelly just because they 'won' at one point too. There's no way this powerful multimillionaire with access to the best legal teams is a shitty person trying to hide his past sexual misconduct. Jake put a ColonelKurtz99 video as a reference in the description - an anti- #Metoo grifter who got famous for shitting on Amber Heard. Yikes. Jake better stick to reacting to memes and trailers rather than commentating on legal cases. He's too lazy to read and he knows he'd get ripped apart for his slobby research.
Also wtf is this thumbnail, he looks like toddler Joey Tribbiani.
No. 2031930
>>2031927This. It's so obvious he was always a sexist piece of shit. He was just holding it together for the sake of optics. If a guy's reaction to being told he was a sexist creep isn't apologizing, but saying that, actually, more men need to be sexist
abusive creeps, it's a bit of a hint.
Not to mention his echo chamber is getting smaller and more
toxic. At this point, the few unhinged fans he have left will parrot he says, and anybody who disagrees with him can be safely relegated to the "snowflake hater" category. Not to mention his bangmaid. Kaya would push back sometimes at least, like that time he was ranting on stream about hitting kids. But I'm pretty sure Not Like Other Females Kat will just agree with everything he prattles on about and tell him how smart and edgy he is. When he made that video about not having any friends and only having Kat, he told on himself far more than he realized.
No. 2032021
>>2031930 l honestly doubt she would stick around for much longer.
I don't think this little ''rebrand'' of his as a drama channel or whatever, will bring in any cash or new fans.
He's truly showing his true colors as of late.
Way to go Jake, this type of statements won't fly high with your mainly female audience. So keep bleeding subs & support, for our own enjoyment.
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he’s streaming now, caught a bit, he was once again droning on about his weight. He was actually very proud about his recent OF, which he kept referencing constantly. He said he hadn’t done any OF for a while because he hated seeing how fat he was. he wants to make it to 165, but doesn’t think he’ll be able to, and that he hasn’t yet reached his “final form”. Devil’s Advocate, he does look better than he used to, but that’s not saying much. looks like he’s once again trying to raise money, this time to try to make people pay for content before the content is even out. Mentioned wanting to talk about the game Concorde and whatever controversy is going on with it. Image because image board.
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>>2032049It's tragic how he doesn't have a neck at all kek imagine shagging that
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>>2032049Based comment in chat. kek. Of course lady allura is in there talking about his OF. The one like was probably her
>>2030792 and not Kat.
No. 2032526
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He released this little gem recently. I'm having flashbacks to Casey Neistat era Jake. He's still calling his reaction videos 'goth reacts' and THIS is how he looks these days. How many self rebrands is this now?
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There's something so uncanny about this. Did he shoop his head smaller bc nonnies were recently making fun of his chibi proportions?
No. 2033041
>>2032987Thanks for the link I also had trouble finding it.
Kek he wishes. Tbt to his ~vtuber~ character.
>>2032857 >>2032613 Top kek. Both of you Nonnas are spot on!
>>2032683 don't forget that he's broke af now, and his only options are her free and utterly shitty tats.
No. 2033062
>>2032526How does he manage to get worse with each new song release?!
>>2032634I'm dying nonnas, this looks nothing like him. If he spent as much time on his shit music as he did on editing his ugly thirst traps he might actually make something half decent. It's funny how he drops edits like these but tells on himself on stream or in video. Like who even is that Jake?
>>2032683I mean he STILL hasn't got the krampus on his guy finished yet and it's been forever now. It's pretty obvious he can't afford anything other than mediocre free work from kat.
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Holy shit Dean has upgraded kek(off-topic)
No. 2034651
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The photoshopping is getting increasingly desperate.
No. 2035283
>>2034763I think having three chins just makes him even more self-concious. So he's overcorrecting. Genuinly makes you wonder if he even knows what people look like anymore. I guess if the only person you see all day is skat it's easy to think everyone is an unfortunate looking freak.
Also he wishes. Butch lesbians know how to get shit done. If Jake was a butchie he'd have a job, a hotter girlfriend, and a nicely remodelled studio by now. This level of underachievement is the domain of cis het white dudes.
No. 2035575
>>2035401> He was laughing about how cheating is a common fantasy for women in romance novels implying that they're the ones with trash morals.THE FUCKING AUDACITY of this scrote i can't lol
He's proven times and times again that he's an irredeemable piece of dog shit, all of those "rebrands" and "breaks" he did and still thinks he did nothing wrong and it was all muh evil feminazis canceled me Reeee. Not that he's a cheating piece of shit, not that he made a video trying to drag his ex and exposed himself nope it's always evil Kaya. The narcissism is OFF the charts. He's just like Onision at this point. Also if he was happy like he claims he wouldn't stalk his ex years later and repeat bitter incel talking points. This short scrote is a walking abortion besides being aborted at the gene stage.
No. 2035624
the scariest part about Fake is his rampant and unbridled misogyny, and I'm 100% comfortable saying that it fucked up Kaya deep down that it will take years to recover from.
I know Kat has suffered from this too(see
>>2015916 behind the door) but what did she expect? She cheated on her bf/father of her child (or husband? cant remember). Shes not the
victim, her son is.
And on top of that dudes a fucking coward with a strong
victim complex. by blaming women hes really blaming kaya like some retarded form of subtweeting. no one put a gun to his head and compelled him to cheat on kaya and by extentsion kill his online career.
No. 2035657
>>2035401>He made the tired incel rant that women are hybristophilic denegerates This is especially rich from someone with his sadass "bad boy" persona. Guess that's why you're drowning in pussy, right Jake? Oh wait, the only pussy you can get is a washed up chonky "babygirl" who pays your bills and can literally be bought for some shots and a shein top. But I guess all the shit you put Kaya through is actually her own fault because women WANT to be treated like shit.
He really is a singularly pathetic human being. Nobody should act the way he does. But someone as short, ugly, and broke as he is can get away with it even less. Who are these rants for? His mostly female audience won't like it. The kind of
toxic male dudebro redpilled content creators he looks up to will clock him as a "low status beta cuck" or whatever and not give him the time of day. So it has to be just for him. We're watching a grown man self soothe, and it's getting sadder and sadder. BetvKat gets to listen to all the fun rants while she's cleaning the house after a long day of work. Lucky girl.
No. 2037028
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Vampires rarely age poorly and develop double chins. But sure. Kat does have a certain renfield look to her
No. 2038020
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Talking about having a big head. He lurks here for sure. "Midget with macrocephaly" isn't the flex you seem to think it is. What a weird thing to brag about
No. 2038063
>>2037988Tbh I think short moids can be cute, but he's built like a neckless gorilla. He peaked well over a decade ago and it's only further downhill from here no matter how much he chooses to starve himself. Not to mention the tattooed headwound and face doodles.
>>2038020Yet another thing he shares with onision, being a waterbrain. kek
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>>2038063literally built like this. "bullking", drinking, and working out will only make it worse
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He must need money really badly to be slapping on the clown paint again.
No. 2038805
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>>2038799Exhibit A
I bet Kat is thrilled that this is where he spends his money on. Has anybody heard anything about the lucrative "new career" he was training for?
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>>2038799Kek, he probably got fired from Tesco for Diddy Kong raging at the manager.
No. 2038939
>>2038924Why should she choose between being the subject of a gossip board or changing the way she interacts with people? Because she happens to be around a guy with a shitty ex and some stalkerchan on this board has a weird boner for her? That's fucking stupid.
If the best milk you can come up with is "other women also exist in the world" you might want to consider taking a step back.
(report instead of joining derail) No. 2038950
>>2038799No surprise he's back to the same old shit after claiming to be quitting multiple times. Quit wearing make-up? Quit reaction videos? Quit YT altogether? And yet here we are. He's going nowhere, but I guess the couple hundred he makes off his YT channel every month is better than nothing for him.
>>2038844>>2038939While I agree with you anon, the farmhands already dealt with it 11 days ago. If the nonna obsessed with her keeps posting just report it.
>>2038924It's OT anon, she's not a cow and shouldn't be in the thread. Don't be weird.
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From "Former Youtuber" to "Best goth on YouTube" within just a few months. Dude is in full midlife crisis mode, has no idea what his calling in life is.
No. 2039172
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Asking everyone who is hotter: him or Johnnie Guilbert. An absolutely bizarre thing to do, considering Johnnie Guilbert's fan base largely consists of very young people. So basically asking a bunch of kids who they think is hotter. Back to desperately tagging names that are more popular than his in an attempt to leech their fan base, see also: Marilyn Manson, Justin Morrow, etc.
If he even took a second to get to know Johnnie Guilbert, Jake would know that Johnnie dislikes being sexualized by his fanbase.
I know you've been pining for Johnnie's attention, Jake. But this was poorly thought out. You're going to creep him out and push him away like you did with Filian.
No. 2039277
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Ban me for cowtipping but I had the most hilarious interaction with Jake right now. I called him a cuck on his most recent Instagram post, he then messaged me on his band’s account to fight me that “cuck is from the word cuckold and not named after cuckoo birds”
He is genuinely retarded
1/3(cowtipping)
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2/3
No. 2039279
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3/3
And he was bragging on the johnnnie Guilbert vid about how smart he is 😂😂(emoji)
No. 2039313
>>2039277>>2039278>>2039279Watching Jake try to outsmart people gives me the deepest secondhand embarrassment. He is literally bird-brained. Also I actually didn't know that about the word cuckold, what an interesting fun fact
nonnie.
No. 2039715
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"officialmunroband"
No. 2039765
>>2038799He formally announced that he was back and serious about making high-effort content and it was heavily implied that he abandoned his top secret IT career aspirations. Initially he would vaguely bring up his studies but there's been zero mention of it in recent streams. Last I heard he passed one professional exam and was awaiting a second one and was talking with a careers adviser in the field but that was a while ago.
I reckon he was feelin himself after he got skinny and realized he preferred Youtube to a professional career. I don't think many roles in IT are part-time and there's no way he can juggle the career and make videos at the same time. There's no way Kat is happy about this change in plan.
No. 2039816
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His latest video is him reacting to Reddit’s AITA subreddit. Foolish me, I thought for a second that it was going to be an introspective video about him recognizing what kind of person he is. Interesting how his latest videos have vague, somewhat misleading titles, now. Borderline clickbait.
No. 2039837
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>>2039816He's literally skin walking the Joker and that dude is a total narcissist. Creepy af to show your audience what you really are, Fake.
No. 2039853
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>>2039172>>2039765>>2039816Of course he's given up on pursuing a real career. He got "skinny" and thinks that's enough to draw new snaccs in because he puts so much value on being thin. The joker makeup and click bait titles might've worked a decade ago on YT, but beyond maybe enticing a few more fat middle aged moms that seem to make up the majority of his snacc-base this latest attempt is going to be dead in the water too. Maybe he's holding out on another Clair? The only videos performing slightly better are the click bait ones and his actual "content" (shit covers) absolutely do the worst. Seems like he's going to lean into being a drama youtuber potentially.
No. 2039971
>>2039765he’s said this about so many things it’s not funny any more, he just wants the money and attention b/c he has no skills for a real job. also the irony of him ranting about ppl copying content when everything about his ~look~ is a lame rip-off of something someone else did better.
there are three months left to the year and i don’t see him doing videos for that long, but he will definitely shit something out and think it’s great.
No. 2040011
2039816
Man, I’ve actually never been a big fan of jakes “ goth look”. Yes o know hers a poser, but my god it looks terrible
No. 2040277
>>2039117This bio change alone is proof he is manic depressive or bipolar
>>2039277This is very funny, first acceptable cowtipping I've seen.
>>2039279He's so fucking dumb kek with his screenshot, read a dictionary or do more than 1 second research dipshit.
It refers to cuckoos as in cuckoos nest like he is so retarded he thinks the kink meaning is where it originates. Because so many english words originate from kink slang, obviously.
No. 2040510
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>>2040356Kek, nonna. I had a doodle bear when I was a kid. I will never again see him as an adult with tats, lol.
No. 2040836
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He changed his name to "Goth Daddy Munro". Wonder how Kat feels about his current Thirst Trap phase, considering the last time he went this hard into it was when he cheated on Kaya with her.
No. 2042112
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He is desperately trying to use his limited, ahem, charms to net himself another whale. Trying to get another sad middle aged housewife to send him her monthly income. It's kind of sad that he's willing to continue cultivating an image he's admitted to hating for money and attention, and it's not even working. Ffs, if you're gonna humilliate yourself like this, at least do it for more than the change you can find in the couch.
No. 2042142
>>20421122.5K views lol
How long before his ego takes over and he has another meltdown due to low views?
No. 2042607
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>>2041278Fake listening to Loser by Beck
No. 2043113
>>2043091I remember, back when he was with Kaya, the whole "daddy" thing reared it's head amongst his snaccs (many of whom underage) how much he'd protest " oh it's ironic, oh I don't actually like it,it's like a joke" and I can't help but hard cut to where we are now.
Like he used to have some kind of self awarenesses? Some part of him knew that it was pathetic and gross and weird back then and somehow between then and now that self aware part of his brain died due to lack of oxygen or something. He needs to find his sense of shame again desperately and utilize it.
No. 2043194
>>2043113I think that he was simply better at hiding who he truly was, since he was at the peak of his (short-lived) fame,and had to keep up appearances.
Now that everything went down the drain,along with his popularity, he is caring way less and just rambles endlessly, on top of accumulating the slip-ups.
Looking forward to what dumb shit he may say in an upcoming.and inevitable meltdown
>>2042142.
No. 2043435
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>>2042112>>2043194It's funny because his temporary month or two away bombed out his sub counts lower than ever and his views aren't any better either. He'd be lucky to make a few hundred by the end of the month at this rate. The absolute max for the past 30 days is only $795 with the more realistic median being about $398. So Jake is likely making only $400 a month outside the pennies he makes of the 2-3 likes on his OF and whatever his last dozen snaccs scrape together for him on stream. Jake is going big broke. I doubt he's even making min wage at this rate.
No. 2043636
>>2043435 seeing his sun setting this hard is truly unbelievable. He really thought he was untouchable and forever Le goth daddy™ of yootoob.
Seriously though, is he even thinking about his future? Doesn't he realize that this is truly not a viable option ? The ship has sunk for quite some time now,and even this chump change won't reach his bank account at some point.
No. 2043686
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I'm convinced that when he gets 'skinny' and starts putting out more content like this, he's just enjoying watching/looking at himself so much that he delusionally believes others do as well. He probably rewatches his own content more than Lady Allura does. But the holidays are coming up and his crash diet weight loss techniques always fail inevitably so it won't be long before he's fat and depressed again. Especially with how he's struggling to get recent views even in the 4k range.
No. 2044175
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Jake’s latest video is an “unscripted” rant about people who are professional victims, who spend their life in a constant state of “woe is me,” and how anyone who calls them out on it is automatically an asshole. He talks about how the drama becomes a show for everyone on the Internet to watch, and how satisfying it is to watch those people ruin their own lives. oh, and if that professional victim moves away from the person who supposedly is the cause of all their problems, and still has problems, then it’s not the fault of the person they were blaming. Hmm, I wonder who his video was really about?
Image because image board.(embed the video instead please)
No. 2044195
>>2043686It’s kind of unhinged, the way he paces forwards and backwards as he goes on and on about how there’s no such thing as karma, only natural consequence, and how people need to own up to the mistakes they make. All the while, he’s projecting this on other people, not on himself. Such hypocrisy. I especially loved the comment about how it’s not the fault of someone else if the person having issues continues to have issues after they’ve moved away. Like, that hypothetical
victim continuing to have problems is some kind of proof that all the horrible experiences they had with this second person are somehow completely canceled out. Never existed. Wasn’t Jake’s fault. OH, WAIT, this video totally wasn’t about Jake or anyone he knows. Never mind.
No. 2044241
>>2043686I hope he shrinks down so much he turns inside out and winks out of existence.
No amount of cutting and lifting is going to make him an appealing person that people want and actively choose to be around, he's a black hole of a person, the joy sink in the room, he's repulsive in so many ways that I honestly feel bad for Kat and Isaac that they're trapped in a home with this utterly clueless entitled narcissistic chunk of ham that thinks he's owed fame. It's rich this video he's made, he just outright cannot leave it alone, it's like a scab he keeps picking and every time he does it makes him look worse.
No. 2044296
>>2044175Dear god. He is so pathetically obsessed with Kaya, I mean, the hypothetical
victims this rant is about, which is absolutely not Kaya, because he's TOTALLY over her! Shuttup!
So, him losing all of his subscribers and income and dignity is the logical consequence of his own actions. Glad to have that awknowledged.
It's funny how obviously salty he is about Kaya doing so much better than him. She's a cow in her own right, but compared to Jake she's doing stellar. I don't think he misses her as a person. But I think he misses the clout and income she provided, and having control over her. In my mind he has a "hey arnold" style shrine to her in his closet, and Kat has to dust it.
No. 2044328
>>2044175 he's really trying to shift his content into rants & ~cold, harsh truths~ huh.
Give up joke, nobody wants to hear your unhinged word vomit.
He's probably seething, especially since it's Halloween season & Kaya keeps promoting clubbing event(s). He wishes he had as much clout.
Keep counting pennies you broke & hateful ass, cuz soon enough even those coins will vanish.
Just like every controlling mofo, he simply can't accept that she didn't come back crawling. I wonder how he will spiral down even further, when Kat inevitably dumps his chimp ass.
She got what she deserves though; l only feel bad for the kid…
No. 2044346
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>>2044175KEK just say her name at this point you seething
abusive scrote.
It's been over 2 fucking years and he still won't leave her tf alone. He's so happy with his milf tho guyyyyzzzz these rants are the calm before the storm he's on the verge of another narc chimpout and Skat will have to deal with it.
No. 2044369
>>2044175lets actually embed the vid instead of a useless screenshot.
Kaya isnt the reason your life went to shit Fake. You caused this and revealed your true colors and thats why no one supports you
No. 2044424
>>2044175This whole video sounds extremely "hello pot meet kettle". He's complaining about "professional
victims" yet he's still trying to blame Kaya for everything wrong in his life. Also how is Kaya even blaming him for her problems even when she hardly ever mentions him and didn't really mention him that much after the breakup at all and even when she did she usually didn't mention his name. Meanwhile he still makes videos ranting about her and mentions her a lot. Kaya is annoying and whiny about other things but she doesn't really mention him that much, give credit where credit is due.
No. 2044430
>>2044398Considering he wrote us an entire song titled "anonymonsters" and has called lolcow out by name before it's obvious he's at least lurked the farms. Given his impulsive spergy behavior I don't doubt for a second he could resist posting here too. Do you remember the "Belfast trash" anon who was always seething early on into their breakup? I suspect the more dedicated snaccs like Aiden and allura have poked their heads in too after he's openly talked about lolcow on stream.
>>2044424Kaya is a cow through and through, but she has nothing to do with him anymore outside of him (still) talking about her. It's honestly pretty embarrassing he's still moaning on about her while Kat is right there. Imagine if he actually used the time/energy he wastes on thinking about/keeping tabs on his ex on literally anything else. Maybe he could have actually salvaged his sad little youtube career.
No. 2044437
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His little fans know who the video is really about. I can only think Kat puts up with this because they sit and bitch about Kaya a lot, probably makes them feels less crap about their own lives.
No. 2044442
>>2044437It's wild how none of them think it's pathetic and shitty to make videos shitting on an ex that never mentions you 2 years later all his remaining fans are super mentally ill.
Skat did call her a lazy fat bitch and said she wanted to beat her she's a fucking pick me and probably strokes his ego and taks shit about her too.
No. 2044445
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Everyone can blatantly see his hidden meaning within the video and who it's directed towards, yet he can't even admit to it like a cowardly little cunt. He beats around the bush and says it's because some irrelevant youtuber drama had him "grinding his teeth".
Sure Jake. If it was about Boogie, you would have made it a Boogie reaction video. It probably would have gotten more views too since you'd be using a more popular creators name, which you love to do.
Even if his excuse were true, imagine "grinding your teeth" and getting so upset over some drama that has nothing to do with you. He definitely doesn't sound unhinged!
If you're going to make a call out post, make sure to actually call people out instead of vagueposting and backtracking like a coward. It makes you look like a pathetic self-victimizing drama-addicted baby.
No. 2044501
>>2044328“Just like every controlling mofo, he simply can't accept that she didn't come back crawling.”
That’s just it. He was riding high on his popularity, and had it firmly set in his mind that she needed him, and the break up would prove it. Instead, it turned out she didn’t need him at all. Worse, he was forced to come face-to-face with the fact that he needed HER. He did significantly worse in her absence, and never recovered. Meanwhile, Kaya moved on with her life with little consequence. He can’t handle that. He desperately needs to see her fail the same way he did. He needs to feel that sense of superiority, because if he doesn’t, he’ll have to accept his own inadequacies. He will never let this go until he sees her life go up in flames. He needs to see it. He needs to gloat about it. He needs everyone in the world to see her fail and know that HE WAS RIGHT.
No. 2044519
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>>2044501Jake waiting for the world to see he was right.
(non-contribution) No. 2044679
>>2044501He's still completely deluded over that entire relationship, like he genuinely does believe that she had nothing to do with platforming his channel when he was small, he doesn't want to admit that his popularity was only ever a byproduct of her success, that his viewers were (majority) overspill from her community, he's so incredibly bitter that there are people out there that know he's not a self made man, he's always relied on piggybacking off someone else's successes and talents.
Just LOOK at what happened to Munro the second anyone else in the band was receiving praise for their work over him- he threw his toys out the pram and sacked the rest of the band, his ego was so incredibly fragile he couldn't hack the idea that someone in his OWN band NAMED after him could be complimented for being talented and now his music career is languishing just as much as his "YouTuber" career is. He doesn't understand the reason he was popular was because of the people he was collaborating with, not because he was some kind of gold dust personality. It's really fucking embarrassing.
No. 2044871
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Apparently he thinks it's hot when Kat looks like him. Maybe that's why she's been packing on the pounds lately.
This is so unfortunate. She is trying for sexy jester but looks like a sad party clown who was fired for raiding the host's medicine cabinet.
No. 2044946
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>>2044871this is her first actual photoshoot out of the bedroom in what, two years? I wonder if the photog is a woman and that's why Jake okayed it. While she may not be a full fatty yet, she's definitely put on some weight in the past year as is evident in her most recent OF "shoot". I can't imagine there's much time to work out when you have a 30-something year old man-child (and toddler) to feed and clean up after on top of being the only employed adult in the household.
No. 2044950
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>>2044946Also looks like kat very recently got a massive chest piece that goes all the way up her neck? Mostly sharing this because I thought it was funny that she visibly can't lace the cheap corset closed though. It's crazy how Jake always seem to get with women who are taller than him, have little to no breasts, and gain all their weight in their stomach/upper arms. Imagine how furious he's going to be if kat keeps gaining.
No. 2045072
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>>2044871> She is trying for sexy jester but looks like a sad party clown who was fired for raiding the host's medicine cabinet.KEK
No. 2045237
>>2045207Fuck, you're right. I still wonder if Jude is planning to throw her flabby gross ass at him. He has no charm but she has no standards. And pathetic as she is, she still has more clout than Kat does.
>>2045105>Ended up looking like FesterKek. And here I was thinking Jake would be the first to go bald.
No. 2045329
>>2045299>>2045325My favorite part of the "after" picture is how despately hard he is trying to have a neck. He looks like he's straining (and sucking in) so hard he's going to hurt himself.
>>2045303It's crazy how bad his tattoos are. The best one he has is the (permanently?) half finished one on his belly, but even though it's good on a technical level it's still ridiculously goofy and unflattering due to it's placement. Everything else is such a cluttered blurry mess it's hard to tell what any of it even is anymore. His entire silent hill sleeve is so blown out it's basically an abstract watercolor at this point. kek
No. 2045486
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>>2044950She looks more like a retarded juggalette here it's so fitting cause those women have no standards
No. 2046196
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>>2044950she has a bruise on her arm. Is Jake maybe grabbing her up in a fit of rage?
No. 2046256
>>2045299I tried watching this but can't get past the first few minutes. I understand he wants to be known as this "unbothered know-it-all" but there is nothing worse than clicking on a video like this because you genuinely want advice and then there's this asshole berating you for 50 minutes.
You can give advice without sounding like an asshole. And considering you were a fat fuck like 5 minutes ago, how about you stop with the condescending tone you clown
No. 2046275
>>2046256 and he will be fat soon enough. So yeah he truly needs to drop the edgelord attitude & brutally honest shtick because they're doing him no favors.
>>2046196 tbf to her, l personally do get bruises in that spot when bumping into stuff.
I don't think he actually hits her (l truly hope he doesn't); even Kaya never had to make that statement, luckily.
No. 2046342
>>2046275He does smash/break/throw things though, it's possible something he threw accidentally hit her. We've already seen recent evidence of holes punched in walls. He always did get a lot more angry when he was starving himself too. I hope he hasn't, but he's 100% the type who would.
>>2046196>>2046233Her kid is getting pretty big, maybe he accidentally bruised her while playing. The location does looks like where someone could grab someone's arm and leave a thumbprint bruise though.
No. 2046369
>>2046275What’s sad is, he could have made a good video with this. Before and after photos, footage of workouts and meal preps, quick and concise explanation of what he was doing and why, words of encouragement for people to try it themselves. Easy views.
Instead, he drones on and on for an excessively long time about everything he thinks his viewers are doing wrong and talks about how easy everything is if you’re not lazy, all the while pacing back-and-forth like an agitated tweaker. WTF.
No. 2046410
>>2046369 thanks for the quick recap nonna. I can't be bothered to listen to his rambles.
His holier-than-thou attitude isn't helping him in the least.
Your (nice) video suggestion would work for a well-balanced individual, not a hateful manlet like Joke.
He can't say sth positive or avoid to yap in a mean spirited way, even if his life depends on it.
I mean,it literally costed him his yt ~career~ and he still fails to realize that he should really seal his mouth shut, for good.
He'd do us all a favor.
No. 2046646
>>2046410he did some of the workout footage, but it took like a half hour to get to it, and of course it was in a poorly lit gym where you couldn’t even see what the hell he was doing.
His condescending attitude is definitely holding him back, though, you’re right.
No. 2046761
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>>2045299>>2046369>>2046410>>2046646It's actually really funny because if you look at his youtube stats, he lost 1k youtube subs on the day he uploaded this video. Usually it takes him an entire month to lose that many. He can point the finger and blame whoever he wants for his youtube failing, but lil man really needs to look inward.
No. 2046936
>>2045329Do you really believe he's capable of tkinking critically and actually self-reflecting? It's much easier to blame Kaya/the algorithm/whatever.
I'd evaporate if l had such horrific stats. The level of delusion he has is truly something.
No. 2047330
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"Reaching maintenance" is going to mean binging again. Then he'll claim to bulk again, get fatter, go on another crash diet that will make him cranky and chimp out, lose some weight again, post about it, and the cycle will continue. And the sad thing is, nobody really cares. That weight loss video was supposed to be the culmination of a bunch of hard work, and it went mostly unnoticed. And the returns will continue to diminish the more he repeats the cycle. At this point the only people who give a fuck are Joke himself, and Kat, because she has to deal with his hangry tantrums. Imagine being in your 30s, and your one achievement is not being too grossly fat a few days out of the year.
No. 2047824
>>2044997Yes she is. There's pictures of them standing next to each other, Kat is a little bit taller than Jake. Kaya was roughly an inch taller than Jake, Kat is probably closer to his height but I think she's still a little bit taller. There was a picture of them in one of the older threads right after the original cheating saga of them standing next to each other, she was wearing converse and was still a little bit taller but some anon kept trying to insist she was 5'3 or something. Already looked for it but don't feel like digging through every thread.
>>2046196Looks to me like there's a dot in the middle, maybe it's from getting a shot or something idk
No. 2047949
>>2047849Need a solid black background to shoop those weird love handles he permanently has inward and make his waist look more snatched. This is just like that time his willy looked all freaky and warped from bad editing. I think it's what's also giving that uncanny "funhouse mirror" effect to all his recent (and awful) thirst traps.
>>2047824She's always pulling weird half squatting knee-bent poses when taking full body photos with him too. She used to wear heels when she was with her ex, but she's been in nothing but flats since getting with jake. Wonder why. kek
No. 2050446
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The view count on this is pathetic. Months of buildup for this? Bet he's earing his feelings again right about now.
No. 2050449
>>2050311he obviously filmed his weight loss video on the same day as his professional
victim video, based on his appearance and location. I think he was riding high on a combination of “righteous indignation” and “look at my super hot bod”, and assumed people would be feeling him as much as he was feeling himself. And then he saw how little people cared.
No. 2050872
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1/2 He lurks here so hard. Just a normal shirtless sick pic to make it very clear he wasn't sulking at all. I think Jake is such a great cow because he's so predictable, but never ever learns.
No. 2050873
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2/2 Looks like kittypancakes threw him a bone again. Banger indeed. Nothing will top the sheer brilliance and impact of the prodigy cover of course.
No. 2051217
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Wish it would last forever. He looks so mean idk what his stupid fans see in him; he has such a punchable face.
No. 2052300
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Yes Jake, your schtick is getting tired. Unusually self aware of you. And thank you for blocking out part of your face.
He can't even be bothered to pretend to care about his fans anymore. This is the audience engagement ecuivalent of going to tesco in your pjs.
No. 2052784
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An abusive dick and a mentally unstable pickme with no personality of her own who stays with him because of sunk cost fallacy. I can see it. Except Harley Quin has a phd, and the joker can probably make rent.
No. 2052804
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Just when I think he can't possibly make himself look any more stumpy and weirdly proportioned, he goes and posts this picture…
No. 2052900
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>>2052804>totally a healthy relationship guys!>"luv yew so much daddy">bent in half so jake can look tallermassive kek at Jake's shitty shein joker (that's the same old denim jacket he always wears with the "be kind" patch on the back) and bad party city wig. He's even wearing random beaded bracelets like you'd find at a gas station giftshop? Kat's cheap vinyl Harley is half decent besides the weird corset addition and bad makeup.
>>2052886When you have to protest that the relationship is healthy that much, it likely isn't. We've all seen the freshly patched punched holes in the walls she accidently let slip in the background of her sales pics.
No. 2052901
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>>2052784they have matching underbites too. so cute!
No. 2052922
>>2052784They gotta be trolling us kek people that thought Harley and Joker were couple goals got dragged in the mud by the whole internet for idolizing
toxic relationships in 2016
No. 2052924
>>2052804>We are in a happy healthy healthy relationship despite the haterz… i mean comicsYour manlet is still seething and malding over his ex 2 years later making indirect videos about her and stalks her socials very often.
>Calls a short scrote younger than her with the most feminine jaw daddyFucking KEK if you want to call your moid daddy at least make sure he's some beef cake older guy with money.
No. 2052926
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Skat has such a tranny jefree star face if he did Harley's makeup instead of picrel they would look identical
No. 2052976
>>2052804kat looks pretty decent here. fake on the other hand…. I mean
>>2052820 said it best kek
No. 2053079
>>2053018>She lost custody of her kid and only gets to see him on weekends.unless you know how child custody works you shouldnt speak so confidently. its more likely this is what she and dean agreed to. shes better off being the weekend parent because she and fake are way too immature to handle anything else (and poor kid shouldnt have to see an angry midget punch holes in walls on a daily basis)
either way, her life has gotten objectively worse with jake that its her fault.
>>2053053you zoom close up on anyone's face theyr going to look ugly.
No. 2053113
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>>2052804Can't believe he managed to lose all that weight and still looks this awful tbh. Kat at least got an actual costume whereas he seems to have cobbled together this mess from random shit in his closet.
>>2053105Then report for nitpicking and let the farmhands decide, illiterate anon. It's kind of weird to defend a lolcow just because your feelings are hurt over us calling her a bad mom or ugly.
No. 2053365
>>2053346 he's slowly but surely trying to isolate her like he did with Kaya; couldn't happen to a better person though.
I'm glad the kid is mostly with his dad because this is quite a
toxic environment.
No. 2053921
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He's threatening to release new OF content.
No. 2054287
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>>2054189Absolutely. They don't seem to be socializing with her colleagues anymore either.
Maybe they just can't stand looking at his awful tattoos along with his shitty personality
No. 2054891
>>2053921I bet 4k pounds this moid is no
taller than 5'6 kek
No. 2055356
>>2046233Late, but I never check this thread anymore. She drinks a lot. Alcoholics and binge drinkers bruise very easily. Plus stumbling around drunk makes it easy to walk into the doorframe or fall on furniture. Which honestly, it's just as bleak that her only source of happiness appears to be liquor at this point.
>>2055061Damn. I was thinking she was at least almost 6ft. Like 5'10 or 5'11. I know she always wears platforms, but he truly is a stumpy, little manlet.
t. ex-alcoholic who constantly woke up with new bruises.
No. 2055570
>>2053921his proportions are so silly looking at any weight. Such tiny little legs. His feet look longer than his calves. kek
>>2054189This has definitely already happened. Early onto the relationship they attended a halloween party with all kinds of people, Jake even invited some of her friends and their husbands over to the studio to try out his VR setup one time. Of course we've never seen any of those people ever again and Jake seems to be back to rarely ever leaving the house. He only ever seems to show up to things to flex on people, but he doesn't have anything left to flex now that he's gone broke.
>>2054891>>2055061Kaya is 5'10 and Jake claims to "only be 5'10" but it's doubtful unless kat is also that tall? He seems no more than 5'8" but with his bowed legs it makes him seem even shorter leaving kat to have to pull all kinds of stupid poses to make him look taller to spare his ego. Kaya has mentioned that who she has dated has "been insecure" about her being taller without naming him directly, but it's pretty obvious who she was talking about.
No. 2055775
>>2055603Audibly laughed. Do we like what we see? Narr mate.
Also, possibly he stole this move -vinted - from stalking his ex? I mean, I know vinted is popular but does he think his stuff will be in high demand because he thinks he "famous" as a desperate youtube try hard? I would not go selling those cloths too quickly, chances are he will bulk up and fit in to them again in no time.
No. 2055872
>>2055775Honestly, I think the vinted shilling was inspired by Kat, if anything. Remember her flogging whatever nice clothes she had left, including her wedding dress, on vinted? Her closet is bare of anything that can still raise a few pennies for rent, so Joke's taking over this particular sad batton.
I have no explanation for the video though. It's deeply sad. His stripper name should be midget mike.
No. 2055953
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>>2055599kek, what in the world? He's so into himself it's bizarre, especially when he looks like this. grotesque.
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>>2055953My favorite part might be when he looks directly into the camera with this constipated pained expression while throwing his arms up. He only looks "skinny" from one specific angle tbh, otherwise he looks fairly hunched over/bloated still. It doesn't even really look like he's done much besides working out his arms-shoulders constantly considering the sad state of his (complete lack of) chest.
No. 2056449
>>2056191>>2056398
>A first year film student would have done an exponentially better job than JakeHard agree. An 18 year old going through a kenneth anger phase deserves more credit than that.
Also, he owns expensive equipment. And this is the best he can do? I know that when your model looks like some lovecraftian inbred degenerate there is only so much turd polishing you can do, but still.
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>>2055946Same. The jerky camera movements give me second hand epilepsy. Seriously looks like some dark web shit.
No. 2056928
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This sounds like another stupid MRA "my ex is ruining my life by making people dislike me for the things I say and do even though she never mentions me" rant. Bet that will totally bring back his mostly female former fanbase. It's no "anonymonsters," but we can only hope.
No. 2057390
>>2057347Typical fucked moid mindset: even bad attention is good because people still talk about him. I highly doubt that Skat boosts his bruised ego over it. Even with the contacts you can tell she's miserable af.
>>2052901I almost feel sorry for her but she chose this. Remember when she was shitting on Kaya and said she was fat and wanted to hit her? What a blow to the ego that your narc moid stalks her 2 years later and makes weekly references to her. She lost everything to Jake and it wasn't even worth it. I guess they planned to keep the fling a secret until one anon saved their Insta stories and shared it to Reddit. They got caught and had to pretend they were in love. Two years later she's selling her wedding dress and working extra hours for a bit of cash. I can't wait for her to post a tell all about him. Betting she'll make you pay to see it of course. Crying over his
abusive behaviour, how he isolated her from her friends. Let's not forget that she's a narc, too so she'll paint herself as the
victim that he groomed. Watch this space. When she does that, get the receipts. Narcs are manipulative liars and nobody should fall for her crocodile tears.
No. 2057562
>>2057390She is a horrible, horrible person that was dumb enough to ruin her marriage, destroy her kids life and willingly sleep with sone-one she knew fine well was in a relationship. So she deserves to suffer actions for her consequences. There is a limit tho after she's had 2 years to think hard about her actions - not that she probably is sorry for anyone but herself.
BUT she also seems well, frankly, really low IQ. Jake said he liked dumb girls because they are easier to manipulate or something like that, I cant remember exactly. Yeah shes probably miserable as sin and yeah shes probably just as or more fucked up than Kaya was by this
abusive piece of crap but she's probably going to fall for it all even worse than Kaya. She also probably has zero options for somewhere else to be. When her husband rightfully booted her out I was really suprised she and the kid moved in with jake. It seemed a last resort to me. She showered really thoughtful gifts on her boss. Maybe (just maybe jake isnt her 1st rodeo as a cheater) she is just really bloody grateful for some hours away from jake at work and earning a meagre something to live on.
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Look how happy they are you guys! Does this LOOK like a couple who deeply regret blowing up their previous, cozy lives and are now desperatelyvtrying to convince the world otherwise despite all the evidence to the contrary?
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Make sure to get the cheap hotel bed in the shot to prove we can still afford to leave the house. Honey, does this angle make me look like a decrepid urchin who stole a larger man's clothes?
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And the glorious return of alcohol. Kat will have enjoyed this one. It didn't involve any weird contortions in order to make Joke look taller than her.
No. 2057684
>>2057618Ah, the yearly recreation of
that affair photo. Are neither of them over it 3 years later? Do they still seriously feel the need to try and rub their grotty affair in people's faces? It's funny since neither of their ex's give a shit and have moved on and these two clowns are both stuck in their cycle of hatred because theyre clearly miserable.
No. 2058665
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>>2058432 all he will be left with is cheap fast fashion rags. Fully deserved.
No. 2058715
>>2058665took a curious gander at his vinted. Clocked he aint using his name as his username - realizing he aint got any clout? Trying to distant himself from his own disastrous "brand"?. Also I'll be damned if his ugly youtube video paid off. Yeah, okay, he's sold his stuff, but it seems to be to randomers and to be fair when i sold my old alt stuff some time back i found that stuff does sell like hotcakes anyway.
'course he's got tiny feet. you remember when kaya had to defend her intimate life after jakes youtube attack. Very insecure wee fella worried about his wee fella by sounds of it…
No. 2058784
>>2058665Ngl, it's very funny watching him lose every single sponsor he's ever had and have to rely on selling off his "brand" clothing (while replacing it with shein) while his ex gets invited out to the killstar promo events and gatherings still. Him starving himself thinner and selling off his closet must be his last ditch effort to keep Kat around. What happens when he can't even do that anymore? I doubt he can even make rent where they're living without her.
>>2058724Long gone are the days of 4+ long islands scattering their table at once. They can't even afford that restaurant in Spain he first took her to during their affair anymore.
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Desperately trying to milk youtube drama for clout again. Is this a new attempt at a rebrand? Or just an extention of the previous one? Either way Jake, I wouldn't gloat too much about people being held accountable for their actions if I were you.
What's next? Amberlyn Reid content?
No. 2058882
>>2058812Even as a cheating OF whore/single mother Kat has more options than Jake would tbh. Men are plentiful and easy, she just hasn't had one cross her path who is a better catch and is interested… yet. Jake would have to settle for a Jude or an Aiden, but Jude isn't going to help pay the bills and Aiden is half the world away. Plus both are outright ugly. It's also funny when you think of how Kat still has friends and co-workers, but the only person Jake has anymore is Kat. kek
>>2058825It's probably why he started taking those certification classes, to try to show kat he's going to turn a new leaf and start making money again. Something must have fell through and so he starved himself skinny and is love bombing her again with what little he can scrape together. It won't last.
>>2058829Good thing Dean got custody, I remember Jake was starting to ease into being a family influencer at one point, but now he never mention's kat's kid anymore. The VR thing has been left abandoned since May. Next attempt definitely appears to be a drama youtuber with a side of ugly thirst traps.
No. 2059191
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Drama channel rebrand confirmed. He started his youtube career by riding the coattails of another, bigger youtuber. It would make sense that he'd try to revive it the same way. Unfortunately for him, it is a crowded field, and he lacks the skill, charisma, or credibility to beat the competition.
No. 2059331
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>>2059191Looks like it's about time for Kat to tattoo him a new hairline. Tragic.
No. 2059362
>>2059191He has been going at it for quite some time now,
>>2031826>>2026823 ; he's literally trying to latch onto anything popular atm, and throw it against the wall and see what sticks.
Flashnews Joke: nothing will, and your sun has long set.
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>>2059331I'm convinced that no amount of dieting, working out, heavy make-up or filters can make this manlet even moderately attractive anymore. massive kek at his weird sperm brows and overlined lips though.
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>>2059785>from the start there was a bunch of shitty little goth channels that were jealous of me>keeps saying all the claims against him are fake>these shitty jealous little goth bitches online were so pissed off because I got so big so quick>because I was actually funny, interesting and intelligent. All qualities they don't have.He's live right now doing a "live reaction" to the Mr beast interview. Only slightly interesting bits of the stream are him stroking his own ego, trying to compare his situation to Mr. Beasts, and complaining about cancel culture. He does refer to himself as a "commentary creator" at one point so it looks like the gossip/drama route is his latest rebrand confirmed.
No. 2059823
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>>2059822Also lolcow got a shoutout causing random snaccs to admit they read here and pretend they are relevant. kek
No. 2059824
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>>2059709The filters + makeup is giving Sith lord vibes. He's not cool enough to be Darth Sidious. More like Darth Hideous.
No. 2059983
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Jake looking like Butterball from Hellraiser in his newest video thumbnail lol
No. 2059998
>>2059927He's also stupid because he outright admitted to having kat (a married woman) in his and kaya's bed and tried to excuse it because "well I bought the bed" in his own video. There's also evidence of him punching walls and doors? He just thinks if he yells about something loud and long enough people might believe him. Actual manchild.
>>2059991Before it even came to light there was even a reddit post from someone claiming he had cheated on kaya with a unnamed married woman. Then he really had the audacity to make that post of him holding Kat's hand (in Kaya's favorite restaurant no less) in Spain and teasing a sex tape with this "unnamed married woman". He wasn't expecting people to be able to find her based off her hand tattoos. He and Kat are indeed both braindead. kek
No. 2060004
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>>2059997He tries to claim that he and Kaya were already broken up by the time he got with Kat (he conveniently tried to break things off so he could go act shady on tour no doubt.), but it's very obvious that he dumped kaya with kat lined up judging by just how fast she was suddenly in the picture. It's not like this married woman with a child accidently fell into his bed the very next day with no prior texting or build up. I recall kaya mentioning seeing suspicious messages on his phone before leading up to everything and it isn't even the first time he's cheated (or tried to cheat) on her either. There was an absolute flood of allegations of him acting like a creep. It is funny though, there's one photo of Jake at what I can only assume was he and Kat's first meeting, but he looks like he was too busy creeping on the other girl with white contacts. Of course as far away as possible from his actual girlfriend too. Kat wasn't married here yet, but she was engaged to dean.
No. 2060013
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>>2059911>Bitter that he doesn’t have it, or bitter that a certain someone does?>being free” to do whatever he wants be his perfect lifestyleKaya recently posted a story of her saying that she was at least "free" as a clap back to being called cringe in guess?
Imagine seething this hard, stalking everything your ex posts 3 fucking years later on burner accounts cause she blocked your sorry ass all over and being so obvious about it. Kaya keeps winning.
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>>2060004Does any nonnas know if this was every debunked? It's from an old thread, but there were no replies. If true it's pretty damning?
>>2060013Kaya is a cow in her own right, but the way she is just off doing her own thing and how deeply that drives Jake mad is incredibly funny. He must have been seething that killstar invited her out on that tim burton exhibition trip while they've completely dropped him as a sponsor. I wonder if that's also why he started mass selling a bunch of his killstar clothes. kek
No. 2060016
>>2059998>he outright admitted to having kat (a married woman) in his and kaya's bed and tried to excuse it because "well I bought the bed"This was probably the very moment that ended everything for him kek. Is he just so down right retarded and narcissistic to understand how a well adjusted person would find this statement extremely fucked up?
well i cheated on my partner but ya know what i bought the bed here's the recet so it means i did nothing wrong uwuFucking unhiged.
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>>2060014>Kaya is a cow in her own rightShe is but you can't say she's malicious or a bad person if she was she would have blasted this manlet all over for cheating and being
abusive but she kept her mouth shut until he made that video and basically forced her to respond, she left him alone a long time ago and moved on while he still seething that his attempt of further humiliating her back fired.
No. 2060038
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kek
No. 2060079
>>2060038Well done nonna!
>>2060049Is lady allura any kind of official special needs? Or just pathetic.
No. 2060099
>>2060096That doesn't answer my question. Please don't let your
TERF shit get in the way of an actual reply .
I meant, has she been formally diagnosed with anything, thus making it very clear that Jake is exploiting a special needs person for cash.
No. 2060121
>>2060096>>2060099>>2060108I'm assuming both of you are new here? Lady allura has been discussed before, read the old threads. She's not trans, she's a sad and lonely early 20-something that lives in bumfuck southern USA and treats Jake like a stand in boyfriend. She rewatches his old videos almost religiously and throws all her money at him despite still living at home. The username does sound awfully troonish though I admit, kek. There's been a few other notable snaccs like Aiden or Clair, of course no idea who the snacc in
>>2059823 is who is claiming she's been posted here. Probably just trying to get Jake's attention and sympathy tbh.
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>>2060125That post was from Jake's birthday in May 2022, their first celebrating it together when he still had money. You are right though, she hasn't really kept up on her hair as much or done any vibrant colors in a while now, pretty much since Jake stopped bringing in money. The green got very noticeably grown out at one point as seen in picrel and since then she's kept it mostly black. Wonder if she's taken to doing it herself at home now? She still usually gets her nails done though.
No. 2060274
>>2060128I think the "tranny" comment was just
terf brainrot leading to anyone they don't like being labelled trans. I've been here awhile, and have seen nothing to indicate she's anything but a basic model sad bitch.
>>2060142Dean probably paid for it for sure. But also, her salary needs to stretch a lot further now, because she's the only one bringing in money. Even if she did used to pay her own salon bills, she can't now, because Jake is a sad sack leech and she needs to pick up the slack. It would be sad if she wasn't such a pickme cunt.
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>>2060274It is kind of funny lately though, I've noticed that Kat will still splurge on random things like the harlequin costume or more recently this ugly 3d printed facemask? While Jake is limited to strictly little shein shopping sprees? He's falling back into depending on his girlfriend to support him just like the first 6-7 years of his relationship with kaya.
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While "karen is the new n-word" is an unhinged, retarded take, fakey certainly isn't beating the misogynism allegations. Way to make yourself look like more of a piece of shit. I think "karen" is a fine term to use. I just don't think a manchild who punches walls if he doesn't get his treats should be using it.
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And more flogging stuff to keep Kat from leaving for another wwek or so. Selling your old clothes is fine, but the desperation is showing.
There were, of course, more pictures of him flexing. But his proportions ain't getting any less fucked up, so no point in posting them
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>>2060921was just about to post that anon, he's getting rid of more of his stuff. Guess he's run out of old electronics to pawn off.
He also shared this absolutely braindead clip of himself talking about how he responds to commercials in public (like actually talks back to them)? The guy clearly rarely ever leaves his house and has no friends. Bonus kek at his thinning hair and wrinkles.
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Something really sad to see isaac’s toys in the background. I just can’t imagine being a mother with only weekend custody. She is a wreck
No. 2061073
>>2061055It's for the best though. Dean seems like a stable dad. Living with ragespaz jake can't be healthy for a kid. Kat chose dick over Isaac's safety. She didn't have to stay with Dean if she didn't want to. But bringing an
abusive, wallpunching bastard who has openly talked about how he feels people should hit their kids into her son's life was her choice. If she prefers midgetfuckery over the safety of her child, she's lucky she has partial custody.
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>>2061055Some of these pics really show just how bowlegged he actually is. I remember anons commenting on his deformed looking feet before, but it looks like they're forced outward by his wonky legs? Such an unfortunate looking moid all around.
No. 2061628
>>2060121I noticed Aiden edited some recent streams into vids for him. Jake recently said he has no friends in his life but Kat but he clearly talks to Aiden a lot behind the scenes. Are we really supposed to believe she's just an acquaintance even though she flew over to see him for a week? She's present at EVERY stream and he's made a lot of sexual jokes about her (very specifically) squirting with joy over his music and other shit he's made… it's weird. He wants a
cool girl who will have sexual bants and yes man all his opinions and Kat is just a moron to see she's not a clit-in-waiting for him as soon as he gets bored. Maybe he already lounges about at home sexting her and god knows who else while Kat's at work actually bringing in the money and connecting with society.
>>2060940Lol well he did attempt to be a movie review Youtuber for a while (similarly surface level as well) until he lost interest. Even though those videos were doing ok he decided to rebrand again as an anti-woke dramatuber. His new schtick is that he's a goth 'who's NOT a liberal' and he's waiting for that gimmick to go viral. Meanwhile his high effort videos and stream clips have been getting 4 digit views and the drama vids are only doing a little bit better. He doesn't want to face the facts and admit the only way he can continue Youtube is to go back to TikTok reactions. At this rate YT only covers his gym membership and petrol costs so when is he going to lock in with the cyber security stuff? If he can't get into the industry then he can at least do helpdesk instead of wasting his time on streaming.
Also he has been saying some weird stuff in his streams lately and it probably deserves a write up. At first it was mostly ranting about DEI in video games over and over again but now he's been getting more political…
No. 2061770
>>2061628Let's be honest, he was always riding on Kaya's coat tails. Now he's fucked her over he will never have the success on YouTube he once did and he's desperately clinging onto that because he's capable of doing literally nothing else. When his channel finally dries up to make him (for real this time) quit YT he will live on state benefits while Kat pays the bill.
Let's hope she made the right decision having an affair on her successful husband and permanently screwing up her kid will some day be worth it for Jake kek
No. 2061828
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>>2061704He was kind of teasing being interested in touring the USA and maybe even living there someday back when he was riding that ftm K's pseudo dick. But after visiting her there and then K somewhat blowing him off during his own tour, his opinion seemed to start to sour. He's been pretty vocal in more recent streams about how he'd never move to the USA and in general beyond his american media intake he seems to have a very negative opinion. Who really knows though, he might hate belfast enough to eventually do it, but not while he's got a cosplaying bangmaid who pays most of his bills and does all his tattoos for free. Kat is really getting the shit end of everything in this relationship though, jake is such a deadbeat.
>>2061770It's really only a matter of time tbh. Majority of his older fans jumped ship and outside a handful of loyal snaccs and weird cows like clair who come and go, his channel and other social media are all either completely dead (twitch/patreon) or slowly bleeding out years later (youtube/instagram). He's still losing at least 1k followers a month on youtube and his view counts aren't much better. He seems to think getting skinny is going to make him popular again, but his content just isn't good and skinny or not, the dude is outright ugly. There's tons of much better looking alt dudes all over tiktok and instagram these days who don't constantly spew seething manlet rage anytime they open their mouths.
No. 2062741
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>>2059191There's something so hilarious to me that this man think the wider audience want a clowns opinion on anything.
Hes out of style with the yt goths regular people laugh at him and the commentator market is over saturated. What does he actually think will come of this kekek
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159lb of ugly. I really think his anaposting is getting desperate. It was never about the weight Jake. You went from a fat charisma vacuum to a thinner charisma vacuum. The chubbyness was just funny because of how you coped and seethed about it. You can't starve yourself into being likeable or smart or funny. Or less stumpy for that matter.
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>>2061828 His videos are exceeding 10k on a good day; we love to see it. He dug a deeper hole for himself after he chose to ~leave~ yt.
No. 2064618
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>>2064488Yeah, even his attempt at clickbait is performing terribly these days. I've been meaning to watch through this video he dropped a little over a week ago to see if there's any milk, but it's just a shitty 10min clip from one of his streams where he talks in circles about "woke-ism" and how he's a libertarian and "punk as fuck". He still seems to be occasionally throwing random shit out there and trying to see what sticks, but the clickbait performs poorly, the thirst-trap video performed poorly, we all know his shitty covers perform poorly. He really just needs to come to terms that he fell off and there's no coming back no matter how skinny or loud he gets. Hell, even his thread has fallen into a lull because it's just the same shit different day with him outside of us occasionally laughing at how pathetic, broke, or ugly he is. Can't wait for him to actually get the tesco job or for kat to cheat on him or something. Fully look forward to his coomshack gas station clerk days to come.
No. 2064667
>>2064618What did he say to his ex again?
>You will have to get a minimum wage job and a shitty one bedroom apartment He’s closer to doing that than she ever will kek actually she’s living in a whole ass house alone that was recently renovated owned by her dad and isn’t paying much rent or has to worry about any landlords. Still traveling to London still invited to alt brand events.
No. 2064985
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not really milk, but I'm baffled by him and kat intentionally choosing the most fucked up looking tree. Do you get the wonky looking ones at a steep discount or something? They couldn't even hide how sad and sparse the thing is with some tinsel?
No. 2064988
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>>2064985in other news kat is trying to shill some really hideous prints she likely traced from elsewhere. Big fan of the floating severed hands potato nosed witch and her pet tumor ridden rat.
No. 2065933
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Another EPIC video that will perform badly, causing him to seethe and cope, and dissapear off youtube. Until he remembers that he is grossly unqualified in every other aspect as well and will make yet another flailing comeback attempt. I can't wait for a repeat of that prodigy cover. Fake is on a more predictable cycle than most women at this point.
No. 2066006
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Looking extra old and particularly haggard in this. The background is giving mental ward. The outfit is giving cheap and unflattering. Wtf makes it "anime" at all?
No. 2066058
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>>2065933oh god, I can't wait nonnas. So far his past music videos have given us gems like
>>1999466 and picrel. Can't wait to see how "epic" the next disaster is. kek
No. 2066059
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>>2066006I checked her OF instagram page and I noticed her backpiece was complete. Was the kanji supposed to mean 'demon'? I can't believe the kanji character was flipped the wrong way. If you're gonna be weeby you should really make sure that the Japanese being etched permanently on your skin is correct unless you enjoy paying hundreds in laser removal. Wish I could see if he fixed up the oni girl's janky claw hand. On a positive note Mark did a good job on the horns i guess?
No. 2066067
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>>2066006she looks like she's been dieting with jake and slimmed back down, but kek at that hard face.
>>2066059honestly that doesn't even look like the kanji for oni to me? It looks like a jumbled mess which is weird because looking at mark's other work, he's had no issue doing kanji before? Also went looking for a clearer image of this piece finished and of course mark has never made a post of it. Definitely not his best work, but not really his fault with what kat gave him.
No. 2066070
>>2066067Found the thread where the oni girl tattoo was first discussed. Looks like the kanji does represent 'oni' (demon, ogre) however it's unclear if the kanji character was tattooed incorrectly or if photos were were edited and flipped
>>1771433Edit - added link to the thread
No. 2066087
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>>2066059>>2066070Thanks nonna! Even if you flip the image and compare it to the kanji it's obvious it's completely fucked. I have no idea how they managed to mangle it this bad tbh? It actually seems to be even worse in the finished piece, but it's difficult to tell because of the angle.
No. 2066108
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>>2066097She only knows how to make two expressions in pictures: slack-jawed and vapid or grinning like a sped and bearing all her fucked up teeth like this.
No. 2066148
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>>2066067All I see are fish teeth.
No. 2066215
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Took a peek into Jake’s 14 hour live stream. Only interesting things I heard before turning it off is that the kid is turning into a mini Jake and is desperate for Jake to pay attention to him, and the drummer in his upcoming music video is super famous and Jake has to hide his identity because everyone would know him. He is also still working on whatever secret new career he’s been training for. The latest pay pig is someone named Kiedra, who donated $1000 earlier in the stream for I assume his music video fund, and another $500 for Jake to make a vlog. Lady Allura seemed annoyed, leaving a comment that she had “graciously gifted $100” but “then Kiedra blew me out of the water with $1k.” He showed a couple of stills from his upcoming music video. Not his worst look, but hard to judge from a single picture.
No. 2066239
>>2065933are his nails dirty
>>2066116her friend should embrace her crows fert because with the makeup it looks worse
No. 2066240
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>>2064985retarded nitpick but why didn't he just cut off the scraggly top so it actually fit under the roof and dont look like ass?
No. 2066285
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>>2066215Kek. Why is he dressed like Stewart from letterkenny? Is he borrowing one of kat's wigs for this?
No. 2066528
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>>2066087I agree, it's stylized in an odd way and looks worse colored in.
I was feeling petty and wanted to definitively prove that the kanji is backwards so I did some digging. Realised I could use her 'devotion' knuckle tattoos as a reference to confirm the accurate direction. Got a video screencap from a front facing camera and the proof is there. It's a small mistake so there was an opportunity to laser it or get a coverup - strange. That's what you get for copying tattoos and being sloppy with your designs I guess.
On the topic of tattoos Jake said that his favorite tattoo is the domestic violence skull on his thigh done by Kat. It's clearly the most ugly, janky one on his body (even the octo-neckthrussy was been executed better). It's funny that Kaya implied he insulted Kat's work but praised her ex-husband's craft
oof>>2066215Thanks nonna for the notes. I watched it too so I will add anything you missed.
He said that he has been job hunting for 5 months and hasn't got any responses from his industry. He said he's looking for an entry level job in an adjacent area before he moves over to his specialized and apparently super well-paid field. During another stream he said that it
wasn't cyber security although he considered it. Probably some other IT field then.
No. 2066812
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>>2066215More stuff from yesterday's 14hr+ stream
>Talks about what car he wants next, predictably he wants another obnoxious diesel guzzler like a Ford Raptor. Pretty sure he's had to put off getting his current car fixed as it's so expensive and the waitlists are long. >Says he hasn't smoked weed in years and seems anti-drug in general as he saw weed destroy his brother's life. Says the bro got into it very young and it caused him to squander a career opportunity as a teenager. Says he is 30 now and 'doesn't do anything'.>Has been learning Spanish on Duolingo as the plan is to visit Spain more and eventually retire there. Says he wants to learn German next. Mentions that Kat used to speak fluent German as 'that's where she's from' but as usual never elaborates. >He hopes to get into his new career next year, says Kat will be advancing her career next year as well. They want proper, better paying jobs to help with future insurance and mortgage rates. He dropped that he and Kat are family planning atm and chat joked about little Jakes running around - I really hope this doesn't transpire.>Says he will never perform any Munro songs made with the band live again as he wants to respect his former bandmates…but also not give them the satisfaction of performing the music they were involved with. He was laughing but in an older stream he ranted about how he had to cut off all his band members, apparently he dropped Gaz over 'being a dickhead when it came to one comment'.>Kiedra is the person who donated thousands. She was mostly quiet in chat but at one point said she used to be an IT Auditor Director for 20 years before becoming a SPX pro and cosmetologist. She also rambled about how the FBI is talking to her about a linguistics job. It sounded like she was telling porkies, the Claire vibe was strong.>Someone in chat asked about the cat he used to have before someone else said that Sebastian had died. Jake appeared surprised at the news (definitely feigned) before saying he wasn't shocked as his ex has always been terrible at looking after animals.>Says he will do a 24hr stream in the new year. Kiedra paid $500 for a Jake and Kat Xmas Vlog so I guess we'll be getting that too lol. No. 2066829
>>2066812Thanks for the update nonna! Ngl it's funny that he's still hung up on the "moving to spain" thing that he tried to mooch off kaya's dad for initially. Really hope they don't actually mean they will be trying for a kid though. At least Issac can escape to his dad's most of the week, but a kid that is kat and jake's is outright doomed even when kat eventually jumps ship to yet another dude.
It's crazy how he always seems to find these random cuckqueen paypigs. It's okay though, he's probably just going to blow all the money on electronics he'll break shortly or pawn off once the new paypig wanders off to greener pastures.
>>2066823Wasn't Sebastian quite old? I know he was a rescue and already an adult when they got him, but it's not like he died of neglect. Jake will make a spiteful jab at her any opportunity he can get, he's like totally over it though!
No. 2066844
>>2066843Not really sure how Kat can advance her career tbh? Is she going to finally stop tracing and stealing other people's work? Or is this one of those "she does microblading services now too wow!" situations. Will be surprised if Jake ever lands a real job in the field he's trying to break into. He's a man in his mid 30s with ridiculous face tattoos and next to no real job experience. Also like anons
>>2066573 mention, all it takes is a quick Google of his name to find him making a complete fool of himself online as well as selling his nudes?
No. 2066854
>>2066844He won’t even get to that stage where the employer has to google him. He’s extremely late to the party, getting into IT using some bullshit boot camp certificate only for the shekels is a retarded thing to do now he’s just wasting his time really. He’s competing with senior level IT specialists or even engineers with real degrees in this tough job market. Also even if he does get in he won’t last since team work is always a thing there and he would snap and chimp out the second a coworker sagas anything about a bad ligne of code or a mistake he made Kek
Just put the fries in the bag bro.
No. 2066995
>>2066932Plus he can't work in a team to save his life kek Remeber when he wanted to fire one of his bandmates cause people were complementing his electronics? can't wait for the upcoming chimpouts when that
total secret career u guyzzz flopps harder than his last music video.
No. 2067116
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Kat seems awfully desperate on her insta stories lately. She made the same posts on all her accounts including the backup to her tattoo account she never uses. She's starting to offer a big discount to fill gaps in her bookings and still hasn't sold the last of her vouchers that she was saying she had "just a few left" last week. Did Jake blow through all the money the snaccs donated to him already or something? I wonder if they are still paying off credit card debt or something. kek
>>2067107God, just imagine the poor creature if it got jake's overall face and neckless-ness, but with kat's bulby nose and underbite.
No. 2067319
>>2067116She absolutely nuked her career when she fucked Dean over. He's quite a prominent figure in the Belfast tattoo community and is pretty established, which Kat shared before she gave it all up for this fucking cretin. I'm still surprised another shop in Belfast was willing to hire her tbh.
These posts just show how she's become aware that her career is in tatters now and will never recover.
No. 2067344
>>2067319Am I remembering correctly that Dean used to draw all her designs and she literally just tattooed them?
Because as well as nuking apart her marriage and family, she destroyed her career
No. 2067438
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>>2066087>>2066528kat was kind enough to upload a better photo of her finished back tattoo. It definitely looks like they realized that the kanji was backwards after the linework was done and so she had mark change it. As far as I can tell this isn't even a word anymore? (I even tried to draw it in jisho flipped either way to see if anything came up) massive kek. No wonder mark didn't post this on his page, it looks like absolute shit.
No. 2067439
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>>2067438>primate>idiot hick>bathhouse prostitutetried a few more time on jisho and nearly lost it when it offered this as a potential reading. it's not accurate either though, but damn if it doesn't look a bit like it at first glance. kek
No. 2067461
>>2067442>>2067439Can't spell or write correctly, so she took to designing tattoos. After splitting with her husband it's clear he was guiding her hand with the tattoo needle. She can't draw either so what other jobs are there?
>bathhouse prostituteOh right. Better get those teeth and tits fixed, then.
No. 2067489
>>2067477If Dean getting full custody is because of his anger, then she's even more stupid than we all realised…
She's willing to stay with someone who smashes up houses than have her own son more
No. 2067589
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>>2067438>>2067439Asked a native speaker and can confirm the new Kanji is complete gibberish. kek
>>2067477>pretending to be some 20 something uwu baby girlShe made this post today referring to her late 20s self as "baby kat" as if that isn't a whole grown woman.
No. 2067642
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According to his stories the EPIC new attempt at relevancy will drop on Sunday.
It's no "anonymonsters," but it looks like it should be worth a chuckle.
No. 2067770
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Really classy Kek her son is gonna be proud seeing this shit when he’s older. Also it says she charges 20$ for her tranny body and filtered to all hell mug. Which is really overpriced considering what she looks like.
No. 2067781
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>>2067589It's interesting to see the way she dressed before she met Jake and altered her entire personality. The pic from 9 years ago is like a quintessential 2010 Tumblr-era outfit and then when she was with Dean she dressed slightly classier/50's era. Now with Jake it's like she went all in on some sort of poser anime gamer e-girl shit. It's so embarrassing to center your persona around whatever moid you're dating.
No. 2067794
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this retard does not spell check. I actually live for her poor grammar, it's always good for a cheap kek
No. 2067922
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He's celebrating his incoming flop kek. It will be extra funny if it doesn't even reach 10k views.
No. 2068206
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I guess not a lot of reminders are being set. Shocking…
No. 2068400
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>>2068377Fucking kek you’re right. He’s such an untalented twat he has to mimick popular musicians all the time. We’re going to have our Kek’s this Christmas for sure and it’s gonna be worse than that retarded Cyrax tier prodigy music video.
No. 2068401
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Just checked his music channel. Notice how he never put any of his band mates in the background of his thumbnails ? Also named the band after himself kek text book narc. His ex did say he wanted to fire someone from the band cause people commented on how good his playing of the electronic board was. Such a pathetic little creature.
No. 2068446
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Errmmmmm does nobody have any sense of music? He’s obviously copying slash not some random emo
No. 2068656
>>2068654What little I could understand, it very much seems like the song is, to no one's surprise, at least partially about Kaya, and/or him feeling like a
victim.
I'll try to write what I could catch of the lyrics.
"I got something on my mind.
Something I thought I should not reveal.
I've been dreaming so unkind.
But to you my feelings were not real
But I just wanna say, since no one bothered to check on me
I'm gonna try my best to scratch this itch in my chest
(not sure whats said here)
You think I make decisions based on (every?) fucking evil
When I bet ya never asked yourself
(not sure, something about 'I need to heal'?)
And you wanted to be praised for your presence (?)
But you showed up late (?) but never thanked me at all
The demographic and the priveledge lined up so perfectly
I could have been too (?) and (?) so liberally
I wonder if it was flipped, and the excuses were the same
You think that would have changed who was left with all the fucking blame
I doubt it"
After this it's more screamy vocals I can't understand very well.
If anyone can fill in the blanks I couldn't catch, please do.
No. 2068767
>>2068656>I got something on my mind>Something I thought I should not reveal>I've been dreaming so unkind>But to you my feelings were not realWhy is this receding hairline having 30-something year old manlet writing lyrics like an angsty middle schooler who just saw his crush hold hands with another boy on the school bus. massive kek
>>2068660He's so stupid tbh. If a woman cheated on her partner of 10 years with a married man and ran off to have a holiday with that married man in another country. Proceeded to offer to sell the sex tape, and was saying the best part of the vacation is the married "dick" she was enjoying people would have her on full blast too? Most of the cows on the farms are women? He's really so far up his own ass that he can't acknowledge in the slightest he's done anything wrong. Absolutely hilarious that he's still moaning about it so many years later though, especially in such pathetic lyrical form.
No. 2068858
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He's done a lot of healing, nonna's. Totally unlocked his creative freedom with Silent Hill zombies and skinwalking a better musician. Topkek when he chimps out again and showing us he hasn't learned anything at all.
No. 2069062
>>2068858I kinda like that he made something for us, AGAIN. Don't you guys get it? We are the brainless zombies who believed his evil ex and he is singing to us! Never stop thinking of your haters Jake, since you have no friends anyway.
>>2068883I bet Kat is soo proud!
No. 2069075
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Saged for no milk but Skat was out with her work mates on Saturday.
No. 2069078
>>2069075>short skirt with a high slit>vinyl thigh high boots>very low cut topShe's dressed pretty skimpy for a work holiday party tbh. And she's visibly drunk with another man's hand resting on her shoulder with no Jake in sight? He went to their last one, didn't he? I wonder if kat's coworkers already hate him.
>>2069008It's definitely a bullshit claim in attempt to get people speculating on who it could be and maybe just maybe stop another one of his shitty songs from flopping. If Jake actually knew someone famous he'd try to flex it.
No. 2069126
>>2069078shes trying very hard to replace fake kek trouble in paradise?
>>2069079have you ever met a woman anon
No. 2069136
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>>2068206Kek i can't with this midget
No. 2069192
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Oh, Jakey knows…
No. 2069233
>>2069210Jake is so insecure about his dick size that when kaya told him an anecdote that apparently Willam Dafoe has a big penis he was furious and shouted at her
Quite glad this is back
He can't escape it
No. 2069304
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I checked the music video and I found this absolutely dumb exchange. He's so butthurt about being called out about his copying.
No. 2069335
>>2069304FUCKING KEK ok which of y’all did this? If it’s outside from here then that just makes it more hilarious.
>look AGAIN ReeeeeeeYou can tell he was seething so hard over his copying being outed.
>Original artBitch you most “successful” songs were literal covers.
The incoming meltdown is gonna be glorious.
No. 2069399
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>>2069178Even if the other two women were wearing mini skirts, kat still has a slit up to her cooch, a neckline down to her sternum, thigh high vinyl boots on, etc. I don't really take any real issue with her outfit tbh, but knowing how massive of a pick me she is, and seeing how she's posed/dressed in the photo feels incredibly telling. She's definitely "that" girl in the group.
>>2069304massive kek. All he's ever done was copy better artists though? The plushie he had made was literally him wearing kyo's skull paint? The most "original" thing he did was that walleyed demon mess upthread for that godawful doom/prodigy cover. Even then he looked like something from "your pretty face is going to hell".
>>2069335Not to mention his successful songs were made with a band backing him up, and with other known youtuber cameos in the music videos. He's a washed up has-been before ever even really being anything. He had one small tour doing dive bars and then imploded from how much it had inflated his ego.
No. 2069406
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>Less than 4K views in 2 days.
Total flop kek
No. 2069407
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The avatar comments really got under his skin so he had a meltdown kek
No. 2069409
>>2069406What a big surprise that no one wanted to listen to your "woe is me I'm the
victim" masturbatory bullshit, Jake. Maybe it should have stayed in the drafts, mate.
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>I’m hiring this super secret famous drummer u guyzzz
>I did it all on my own
Why does he lie about shit that can be easily disproved by his own words ?
No. 2069504
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Snaccs coping like there's no tomorrow and Jake is here eating it up. He's as fragile as he is ugly
No. 2069598
>>2069427>>2069428Honestly Kat cheating on Dean seems like she did him a favor in the end, same with Jake leaving Kaya. It was awful for them in the moment, but now that they're out of it I'm sure they both look back and are relieved they got out.
>>2069440Still kek over her getting the "true love" tattoo on her knuckles for Dean and getting a temporary "daddy" tattoo on her inner lip for Jake. Dean gave her a job, trained her in said job, married her, gave her a beautiful wedding (and dress) that made it into wedding blogs, and they had a kid together. Jake has given her uh, a few stays at the galgorm, I guess? He lets her tattoo him for free? He had a dirty old studio he let her store her stripper pole at? A sad bouquet of gas station roses maybe once a year? Really goes to show you, pick-mes truly never prosper.
>>2069458He's openly skinwalked kyo, tatsurou (couldn't even spell his name right), manson, the joker, etc. He really hasn't done anything remotely interesting enough to be "original" it's all the same generic shit with "real eyes realize real lies" tier lyrics.
No. 2069600
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>>2069304>It sucks that it looks like I copied them(you did)>I strive to be original (fucking where?)>>2069407>I seem to have coincidentally looked like him in the videoI mean, right down to the clown makeup and hat. He really thinks people are too stupid to figure him out. Everything he does now is a huge fail. He keeps reinventing himself but every time he says that it's just another skinwalk.
No. 2069607
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>>2069598>He's openly skinwalked kyo, tatsurou (couldn't even spell his name right), manson, the joker, etc.Let's not forget Jeffree Star and he pretended he didn't know who that was. I was thinking about why Fake does this and he's literally got a personality disorder. We know he's a narcissist but I think he knows too and tries to hide it. Underneath the raging moid is a little boy that hates his mummy. He went out and did the same thing she did to his family with a married women. To think the entire time he's been Parker Crane from Insidious.
No. 2069779
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Oh man. This is bleak. Some "look, mummy put my drawing on the fridge so it must be good" bullshit. 1000 plays is pathetic, and the fact that he has fallen this low is pretty telling.
No. 2069805
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Why is no one talking about how god awful and disturbing the animated zombies look in his music video? They look like some childhood trauma uncanny valley shit that was made in the 90s.
No. 2069807
>>2069761I for one think he is not all she has and that it annoys Jake, but he has to pretend for Kat that he is this totally chill boyfriend, because otherwise Kaya will be right with all her "I lost soo many people because of him".
Her always posting outing pictures without him there is proof of that. I am 100% sure he is at least a little bit passive aggressive towards her about it tho. "Sorry can't come, I AM WORKING, I can't be partying all the time babygurl, daddy has to stream and spend hours on animated zombies, I am a hardworking person unlike some youtubers"
No. 2069924
>>2069784Jake: spends an inordinate amount of time pouring his heart and soul into composing a song no one can understand, performing the whole thing, and creating a video “single-handedly”. Gets 4k views in four days.
Kaya: Gets bored in the middle of the night, so films herself opening a few boxes. 7K views in two days.
Absolute top kek. Cry harder, Jake.
No. 2069927
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>>2069812His fans are so weird. She actually WATCH it 6 times a day? Kek
No. 2070179
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Jake's latest big donator. Infantilizes him by saying he's "cute as a baby boy" while thirsting and inquiring about his OF. Infantilizes him more by insinuating he's so young compared to her even though he's almost 34 and his "babygirl" is like 38. Kiedra, you are literally in their age bracket. What's with the baby boy role play she's got going in her mind? Also, wtf is with this trend of women who obviously are attracted to men calling themselves "gay", for some sort of pick-me points?
No. 2070263
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Anyone else see Jake's old genderspecial fuckbuddy "K" on Beast Games? I wonder if he's seething that she pretty much ghosted Jake and is out doing stuff involved with the biggest youtuber there is.
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Festive isn't the work I would choose. Though I appreciate how fucking stumpy that giant hat makes him look. It's sad to realize that he meets the height requirements to play Santa's elf in a department store, but his terrible life choices have robbed him of even this meagre opportunity. They google their prospects and aren't big on face tattoos.
>>2070264He doesn't care. These people are clearly mentally unwel, but he feels comfortable taking their money. Given how he spent years sponging off his unhappy, abused ex, it's hardly surprising.
A surprise month of Hellmas is now in effect. For the rest of the month of December, VPN posting will be banned.