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Meet the cows:
Jake Munro - Kaya's ex boyfriend, after dating for around a decade. Cheated on her with his girlfriend's tattoo artist's wife, Kat. Fancies himself a musician, though since his bandmates left, doesn't seem capable of producing music on his own. Used Joker-esqe makeup and mimicking other artist's makeup for attention on Youtube, but has since generally given the gimmick up as his popularity rapidly declined post break-up. Appears to be rapidly aging into the bloated corpse of a chav gordan ramsay due to a suspected alcohol and nicotine addiction. Has big dreams of being the next big V-tuber star. Used to occasionally scar us with his ugly nudes via a rarely updated OnlyFans account. Latest internet persona is a literal clown: "Jester Jake".
Kat Paine - Previously married mother of one, cheated on her tattoo studio owning husband with their client's (Kaya) long term boyfriend (Jake). You can find her posting heavily filtered lewds to her OnlyFans when she isn't tracing Disney coloring book sheets part-time at the tattoo shop. Her most popular phrases include: "Daddy! Shots!", "Drinks! Shots!" and incoherent giggling at Jake doing literally anything.
Clair: A sad, 30-something fat American woman with a poo obsession and an apparent marriage on the rocks. She dropped thousands on Jake over the course of a month or so before disappearing without a trace. Anons speculate she's possibly going through a divorce with her dom-daddy older husband.
Kitty McPancakes: Some American png tuber and lolicon loving neckbeard that Jake has latched onto for new material and so he's not stuck playing videogames alone forever. Kitty has his own small crew including his loli roleplaying girl(?)friend and some actual nobody hiding behind a big titty zombiegirl avatar. Neither of them seem interested in Jake in the slightest besides Kitty however.
Highlights from last thread:>>1832669
says that his dwindling views don't bother him. vtubing is his passion. will work at a tesco if he has to!>>1833919 >>1833925
the obvious reason for him growing his fringe out these days>>1833995
Jake glorifies and defends steroid use, says he wants to use them himself (if he isn't already)>>1834045
Jake claiming he can "kill someone with just one punch" on stream>>1834076 >>1834078
babyhead jake avatar is retired in favor of a new abomination.>>1834450
The beginning of the Clair arc. She pays him $500 to keep his clothes on. kek>>1834924
Clair is absolutely obsessed with poop and constantly tells batshit stories involving poop.>>1835181
Jake deletes some old photos as soon as they are mentioned in the thread.>>1835577 >>1835584
some less filtered than usual photos of kat and Jake are posted from a wedding they attended.>>1835599
Jake starts following all kinds of porny vtube accounts>>1836014
Jake starts going through a furry phase "for the lulz" I guess?>>1836023
Jake claims he isn't using vtubing to hide because he "already looks like an anime boy" (surejan)>>1836490
kat poorly tattooing stolen artwork again>>1837598 >>1837608
Clair is donating actual thousands at this point>>1837963
longtime loyal snaccs getting ignored for Jake's new beloved cash cow>>1838732
yet another vtube avatar revision>>1838858
recap of his lolsorandom phase of streaming, including weird pedo-sadist jokes and other degeneracy>>1839127
kat using his mods to try to communicate with him while he's streaming>>1840372
jake's vtube idol is some loli catgirl who does pantyshots on stream apparently>>1840386
Kat claims that Jake wants to fuck tinkerbell on her onlyfans account>>1841762
his views on YT are hilariously low and he's making very little income off YT or patreon>>1842761 >>1843018
Jake makes a nasty "boy pussy" skit involving shota catboy avatars>>1843007
He's too stupid to not use copyrighted music in his Youtube videos and keeps getting hit by copyright claims.>>1843222 >>1843253
people hate his new cringe content, he deletes any critical comments.>>1843984
the beginning of his "porn hub comments" reaction videos. Classy as always.>>1844407
Kat, a 35yo woman with a child, tattoos "Daddy's" inside her lip for Jake.>>1844743
Jake begins canceling streams and cutting back on streaming hours only a few weeks into making affiliate on twitch.>>1844802 >>1844803
Slightly milky cringe stream recaps.>>1846204
Jake glues a expensive microphone to his vrheadset (he eventually breaks it)>>1846660
Anons are noticing him not keeping his promises of updates on various accounts>>1849860
Jake VR streams while naked, posts to OF, no one seems to care besides bullying for being "vanilla".>>1851476 >>1851484
Clair still solo funding Jake's entire life while hinting something is wrong in hers.>>1852038
Jake is very special and not like other boys, claims he has memories from when he was an infant.>>1854742 >>1854995
Spends Kat's b-day following a ton of porny VRtuber accounts>>1855046
And posting degenerate furry porn skits on instagram. Happy Birthday kat.>>1855262
Recap anon of a stream. Mostly Jake being nasty and unfunny. Averages only 20-30 viewers.>>1855658 >>1855715
First appearance of his new neckbeard lolicon buddy "Kitty McPancakes".>>1856849 >>1856851
They celebrate Kat's actual birthday by having a couple of her lady friends come over and sit on their couch I guess?>>1856853 >>1856857
Kat flexs her b-day SHEIN outfit>>1858064
The usual overnight Galgorm stay for kat's b-day finally happens a week later>>1858255
Anons start noticing Kat editing her face into oblivion>>1859038
Anons also notice Jake hasn't been keeping up with his promises of new music every month>>1862089
Kat still can't tattoo well. Wonky lines abound.>>1863067
Stream recap of Jake being miserable and begging for $ for new computer parts.>>1863168
Jake claimed he hired a videographer to film in london for a new single in April. At this point, still hasn't happened.>>1863406
Another stream recap. His streams are getting less lolsorandom and just boring or sad.>>1865302
Jake accidently revealing kat's real unedited face on his instagram compared to her own heavily filtered pics from the same outing>>1865674
Kat claims she has been sick for three weeks despite her going out and drinking in a bunch of photos throughout that time.>>1866495 >>1866706
Clair starts to miss his streams. He makes very little money during these streams.>>1868219
Jake's lolsorandom humor is back and just as awful as ever. Spends an entire stream mock assaulting anime girls and being obnoxious.>>1868659
Recap anon again, pretty boring stream, but hints that Clair is having personal issues. She's back to donating though.>>1868664 >>1868665
New avatar again. This time even worse than the last, featuring stolen art he googled and filtered.>>1870023
Jake canceling more streams last min and trying to flex on some VRthot he follows on twitter>>1870560
Jake hates the barbie movie despite never seeing it because men are soooo persecuted.>>1870834 >>1870939
He keeps making the new "jester Jake" avatar worse.>>1871315
Jake desperately trying to get people to watch his streams.>>1871477
Kat gets more work done on her hideous mess of a full back tattoo>>1871478 >>1875349
Kat still editing her face into a completely new one>>1875348
Jake's patreon is down to only 52 patreons at the beginning of the month, the lowest for him yet>>1875865
Jake caught following some weird loli vtuber?>>1876480
Anons noting that he hasn't updated his patreon with the promised audiobook updates since April. (still hasn't)>>1876638
Jake supposedly is considering buying a penis for his VR avatar?>>1877956
Even more of Kat editing her face into an entirely new one.>>1878502
Jake's neckbeard catboy friend gets more views and attention than he does. kek>>1878549
Confirmation that Jake broke his mic after mounting it to his headset. Also short recap of stream.>>1878597
Jude is still orbiting Jake, says she still wants to collab.>>1879333 >>1879927
Kat completely botches a Princess Peach tattoo>>1879860
Jake still skipping a bunch of streams. No Clair sightings in a while now.>>1882749
Jake finally streams again to 20-25 viewers, still no Clair to be seen.>>1883233
After barely streaming all month and only posting a shitty PH comment reaction video, Jake and Kat go on a 5 day vacation to Croatia.
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One of his snaccs left this comment on his instagram in regards to the new Porn Hub comment react video.
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they enjoyed flexing their SHEIN haul all vacation. kek
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otherwise the vacation wasn't very milky at all. Mostly just heavily filtered bodychecks from Kat in her SHEIN best and them waiting around for or having drinks.
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Another better view of the necklace
He's so insecure he can't even have people around him being taller.
Honestly should just own being the shorter one in the relationship as it should be the least of his concerns kek.
Didn't a nonna post a stream recap where he said they were going to Portugal some time this year?
That could be this holiday trip, for all we know.
kek, it's giving poverty rather than "summer holiday."
some "rich boyfriend" lol. at least jake would take kaya shopping regularly (almost an obnoxious amount) and they'd both wear better quality clothes. didn't he receive a lot of alt clothes for free like Kaya did? does he not fit them anymore?
I hope Kat enjoys her green neck and toxins from the cheap ass lead jewelry. he is having his "most beautiful girl in the world" run around in the worst stuff. lol cheap piece of shit.
He went to Croatia. Although it's in the EU it's markedly cheaper than Barcelona so it's probably their new go-to for cheap drinking holidays. It's a beautiful country with natural wonders, beaches and fortresses but from their IG stories they seemed to spend most of their time drinking. Ages ago he said he intended to vlog this trip so we'll see if he kept his word.
He returned to Belfast on Mon or Tues and yesterday he streamed on Twitch at some weird hour (I didn't catch it, I just saw his last live). For all you hate watchers, he uploaded a new react video today kek.
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Recap anon here, he said he was going to Croatia in August about a month ago here >>1863406
He also promised to vlog this trip in that stream and said he's planning another holiday in Barcelona sometime this winter. He has said that he's choosing the cheapest times and places to book these holidays to save on cash too.>>1887291
In streams he said he made this trip to Croatia exactly the same as their last there, same hotel, same time, etc. They spent the entire trip the last time drinking and sitting around the beach too. Except this time they didn't even seem to touch the actual sand, preferring to stay on this cement block the entire time unless I missed something. Really curious to see if he'll actually have kept his promises of vloging this trip, but considering it doesn't look like they did much of anything besides drink, I can't imagine he actually did.>>1886846
It's just so funny to see Jake go from showing off all his expensive clothes, studios, equipment, and toys to budgeting the cheapest getaways and clothing himself and kat head to toe in tacky SHEIN of all things. He's never been the best dresser, but I swear he's only gotten worse since getting with Kat. I don't know what possessed him into buying that animal print abomination in >>1886746
but it's hilarious on him. He's truly evolving into a some kind of chav clown these days.
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This was always inevitable, I follow a few popular twitch streamers and besides their own likeable personalities and content drawing in viewers, they also have close knit teams/crew who help with youtube highlight videos, running their discord, modding their chats and generally keeping things running just for the love of it. Jake is incapable of keeping friends because he's vile to everyone around him, and his few remaining dedicated mods are constantly ignored by him in favour of here-today-gone-tomorrow paypigs like Clair.
He really does deserve all of his failures.
>>1887409>No more Twitch streams. He said he can't do this for free anymore.>Jake two months ago: VR is my passion and I'll keep doing it even if I have to work at Tesco!
was a lie, though he might end up working at Tesco soon enough regardless at any rate. kek
Seconded. It's clean-looking, comprehensive and the thread pic is great. Thanks to the nonna for her sacrifice.>>1887409
Holy shit. We all saw this coming but not this soon.
Jake's live on YouTube rn if anyone is interested. 74 watchers at the moment.
It is the platform he's most successful on after all - his most steady paycheck comes from YT memberships.
Just said Kat is planning his back tattoo and it’s going to be a huge piece that will take a year to finish.
I’m not sure about most people, but even Some massive back pieces with intricate details that I’veseen very rarely take an entire year to finish, unless she’s really that fucking slow
fucking yikes, given what we’ve seen of her work i don’t see it turning out as badass as he’d like to believe, if it even happens. he claimed she was going to be doing one of his legs but they’re bare in the pic above.
what happened to getting the other side of his face tattooed? finishing the stomach? whatever other plans he had he was totally going to use for content?
all that money he spent on shitty avatars, gaming gear and paying rent on a studio and he’s got a bunch of cringe to reflect on forever while crying over the loss of clair and formulating his new passion.
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He really thought he could leech Kitty's Twitch followers, it's the only explanation as to why he's parasitically latched himself to someone so lame. And now that it's not happening fast enough, he wants to give up.
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Looks like it’s members only. 71 viewers.
His views compared with Kayas are pitiful.
These holidays are pretty obviously just little sex getaways with a side of drinking and sitting at the beach. It's all they seem to do anywhere they go. Not sure why they even bother traveling to do it when the galgorm is right there? I think it's mostly just a status thing? But it's actually kind of embarrassing when he already admitted that he intentionally booked the cheapest places, the cheapest times of the year, and then wore nothing but the ugliest shein clothing the whole trip.
Also think he's likely already doing that. With Clair out of the picture he's broke. His YT views and Patreon subs bring in very little money anymore, the snacc subs and donations were literally the only thing keeping him afloat and those numbers are dwindling too. He doesn't get sponsorships anymore, no one except absolute nobodies want to be anywhere near him or collab. It's been a hilariously slow and agonizing "career" death watching him reduce himself to a VR clown making bussy jokes and fake flirting with a fat neckbeard American hiding behind a catboy png.
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She even wore makeup to give birth kek. And the MySpace angle selfie while laying in a hospital bed is so funny. I'm scared to know what she must look like without makeup if she goes through such lengths to never be seen without it.
Fucking hell, I'd love to see the picture of her face after giving birth with everything running down kek
In all honesty she probably looks totally normal which is the saddest thing for most makeup addicts. Makeup making up for a lack of self love, validation in the form of men, it's no wonder she's with Jake still. Dean probably wasn't perfect but she really threw herself at the worst person if you've got low self esteem. He's gonna widdle away at her like he did Kaya until he can freely rage out around the house again
yeah, most families bring their children on vacation. it's really selfish not to. I feel sad for Isaac. I get that kids get in the way of "adult fun" but traveling to another country to be away from your kid just for leisure is difficult for most moms, so kat seems even more evil and skanky for being happy to dump her toddler son Isaac to pretend to be child-free with Jake and make porno and fuck drunkenly.
gross visuals. apologies.
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Apparently she "needs another holiday to recover from this one". Exactly how much were kat and jake drinking on that concrete slab of a "beach" for her to feel like she needs to "recover"? Awful thing to say just a week before your kids birthday too.
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Considering how heavily she tends to edit her face these days she's obviously very insecure. She never used to be this bad about it either, dating Jake seems to have that effect. Probably all the "jokes" he makes about her being an "old lady" getting under her skin.
pinched from some clever nonnies who named him joke the broke in the last thread, kek kek. >>1888541
and yeah exactly. It is fine to have some adult only holidays as a parent here and there but every single one? It is really selfish and sad. Sadly I don't think skat has the imagination or interest to want to show him all the cool things in the world. She is too busy worshipping / placating the stump
Three day labour though, what a nightmare>>1888541
Taking a toddler on your booze n sex holiday seems unwise, (he might get hurt or trafficked/stolen while they're passed out) plus the kid was probably glad for the break from Jake
True but does every holiday need to be a booze and sex holiday after more than a year together? It’s not like they don’t live together and don’t get time for date nights. >>1888697
Such an “ideal elegant and beautiful body type.” I thought she looked better in her “model pics” before dating jake when she had some kind of muscle definition. Jake probably has her anorexic with all his out bursts about hating fat women and women with curves. her twig legs are all she has to offer…. I remember the time jake said he liked kaya’s long legs when she was “tall and slim.”
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Nitpick but I hate this duckface/prolapse lips face that she ALWAYS makes. It makes her look so vapid.
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She does it to hide her laugh lines and jowls since the asian beauty filter can only do so much. She definitely erased her undereye bags and enlarged her eyes here too.>>1888921
He probably was hoping Clair could fund him until one of his stupid shorts went viral, but his humor is so terribly outdated and the man is so out of touch with current media it was never going to happen. I think he's likely going through a bit of a depressive phase where he's not going to be doing as much, like earlier in the month when he was mass canceling streams for no reason. Probably going to lean on the credit cards in the meantime and apply to a few jobs he thinks he deserves, but absolutely isn't qualified for. I foresee a somewhat Onision-esqe decline (minus the issues with minors) resulting in him having to downsize in the not too distant future while his fanbase dwindles even further to just his most loyal snaccs.
that would be sweet. idk if he would just die quietly, though. I think there would be some attempt to make a come back as a Born Again who learned the error of his prideful ways, maybe self flagellate for views, get sober (or pretend he is), talk about how his desperation for fame and fortune made him broke and ruined his relationship (if kat stays with him, she'll be painted as an innocent victim
who he should have made priority as his built-in family, but luckily she has a heart of gold and stood by his side though he blew his savings on VR equipment and crap for his failed music career). as much as I hate Joke and Skat, I imagine them together because he doesn't have any better option as a broke, ugly, problematic
midget, at least in Ireland, and she is too insecure to demand better for herself probably due to her age and motherhood. too little too late. the best way would be to just live his life in obscurity. let's hope they do that.
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He's all about appearances and respect, so he's definitely going to try to keep it under wraps that his career is failing. He's already switching back to doing face videos to try to slow the bleed of his old fans since they liked that material better. We saw him do similar when he realized his makeupless react videos performed horribly too (or his motorcycle riding ones). He's not going to go quietly, but likely will just keep trying new gimmicks hoping something will stick all the while silently selling off equipment, toys, etc. to stay afloat. The studio is going to have to go at some point and then maybe we'll even see them move. I know nonnas have pointed out how ridiculously cheap his rent is at their current place though, so he might be kind of locked in there for good as he wouldn't really be able to afford someplace else. I still think Kat is going to jump ship at some point, but probably not until Jake has nothing else to offer her. She can still get the occasional budget holiday right now on top of apparent shien hauls which seems to suffice. As soon as a "better" alternative man crosses her path at work, she'll be gone. It's the end of the month so we'll probably see a nice dip in his subs again across accounts in September. Can't wait for his Patreon to sink under 50 subscribers. kek
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He's supposed to be streaming on Youtube right now, but he's either not showing up at all or running late. There's no announcements about him canceling his YT stream today or anything anywhere either (IG, Twitter, Discord, etc). So much for streaming being "the most fun he's ever had" and "his passion". As soon as Clair left he's barely showing up anymore.
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Pores? We don't know her.
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I am revolted at how greasy and stringy this guys hair is, he looks like he hasn't used soap in months
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Zombieguts made Kitty a new avatar and it's actually nicely animated and drawn even if the overall design is very "weeb's first deviantart OC". It looks like she's charging anywhere from $5500 to $8000 for the model alone (well over Jake's $2k limit previously set on his prior avatars), and they have to pay someone else for or do the rigging themselves. I fully suspect that Jake was trying to weasel in and make nice with Kitty's group to try to get free or discounted art from Zombieguts and mooch off his girlfriend's (chocovania) decent sized fanbase. Instead it looks like he only managed to bleed some of his snaccs to Kitty. kek>>1890819
I can't seem to find it, but I've had difficulty finding it before. His tiktok and twitch username is still "itsjesterjake", but he hasn't bothered to update the tiktok since July. He's supposed to stream today on Twitch at 4pm CT (in like 10 minutes) but considering how sporadic he's been streaming and where, who knows if he's actually going to show up.
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Jake hasn't bothered to show up to his own scheduled stream time again, but he did post this to Instagram. To be a fly on the wall of that house right now.
>>1890908>It looks like she's charging anywhere from $5500 to $8000 for the model alone
So retarded weebs are willing to pay thousands for some Deviant Art level OC artwork? Looks like I'm in the wrong business.>mooch off his girlfriend's (chocovania) decent sized fanbase
Not to derail too much but Chocovania is a TIM, he got clocked a few threads back.
In typical Jake fashion, he has since deleted it.
Thank you for catching this nonna.
From memory Jake said he spent most of Isaac's birthday playing video games with him. I'm not the biggest fan of kids getting a heap of screen time before the age of 5 but it's probably the only way Jake will tolerate spending time with him. I hope Isaac doesn't turn into a mini Jake, locking himself in his bedroom and playing vidya by himself all day.>>1890819
Here it is nonita. For some reason if you forget the @ symbol the link doesn't work. I guess it might be a feature with newer Youtube channels?https://www.youtube.com/@ItsJesterJake>>1890950
I agree that he's not hideous (honestly neither is Jake when he has eyebrows). It's just annoying that he says that he has a sailor's mouth as a caveat to yell whatever sexist slurs and insults he wants during streams.>>1890927
Inb4 he commits violence? Yikes
I can't see him mingling with the unworthy and unwashed masses of Belfast. If he did pick up a side gig I bet it's virtual.
You can just tell how bad he must smell just from that picture>>1890927
Of course it's always shit people that repost that quote
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A little autistic (and I'm sorry this is an mspaint eyesore kek), but I've been keeping track of when he streams thanks to his automated discord bot. He's taken 16 days off this month including the vacation. His main source of income now that Clair is gone is probably his YouTube "snacc" subs, but I'm sure those are dwindling down due to inactivity as he's only streamed 4 out of the promised 13 YouTube streams so far this month (there's one last one scheduled tomorrow 4-8pm CT). Beyond that he's making very little off Patreon and Youtube now, a maximum of $883, which makes the more realistic median something like $441. With no sponsorships and very few donations these days he's definitely making less than minimum wage now. It's very possible he's looking for a job, but I'd be surprised if he has one already considering he probably has unrealistic standards in comparison to his actual work experience.>>1891030
I don't think this one has to do with Kaya's plushie tbh, but I'm sure he's going to be extremely livid when he sees it get fully funded. It's already at 50% funded only a day or two in. Something tells me this was either aimed at snaccs not giving him the support he feels he deserves or maybe even something more personal. Really hope Kat isn't letting this angry manlet punch holes in doors and terrorize her and the kid just because people won't give him money for making endless poop and fart jokes anymore.
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Noticed something funny. Even though Kitty has 10k less followers on Twitter, he got 450+ more likes on his post than Jake did on his. I know Jake is still liking and sharing kitty's posts at times, but this has got to be getting under his skin at this point.
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I got a screenshot of said IG story which a.) adds to the mountain of evidence that Kaya is dating the Duke and b.) is another subtle dig at Jake.
I understand that very few people remain sexually attracted to each other in a 10yr+ relationship which saw both parties change a lot in physical appearance (namely weight) and aesthetic/style (many, many unflattering choices were made) but still, it's been funny to see them go after each other's appearance post break-up in the most ruthless and public ways.
He wouldn't listen to people telling him not do certain things because it would ruin him, I can't find the tweet where he said he wouldn't listen.
His own arrogance has been his downfall, and its hilarious!
>>1891039>good people>jake>requires gratitude for your ""goodness""
yeah good people don't keep a tally of their good deeds and don't expect anything back, transactional ragemonkeys like Jake do though
Hope he is enjoying seeing Kaya's plushie quickly meet its sales goal and her vagueposting about being under "hotter people" kek
Imagine trying to act all hollier than thou on lolcow over some retarded pick me's scrotling kek
I am having fun actually.Watching this shit show go down has been fun can't wait for shit to go down further and he starts punching holes in doors and making her cry in a corner tho
Ok, back on track. After some nonnies presumed that Jake is working somewhere, I keep thinking, were he could work? I mean, look at him: unlikable, useless, dumb and angry. I'm sure he won't listen to superiors, couldn't communicate with clients and have crooked hands.
I bet even Tesco and McDonalds don't want him.
The irony is that if he had stuck to VR silent hill and actually had made the videos interesting or actually about silent hill beyond "hey watch me point at pixels and go 'oh wow'" his audience probably would have enjoyed the content and he could have increased his potential fans by drawing in the quite deprived for content silent hill fans. Instead he managed to sink lower than reaction videos and lost more snacks by trying to make weird porn>>1891379
Uber meal delivery?
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I find it interesting that he is using the alchemical symbol with his hands that represent the union of opposites, example: male and female, sky and earth.
Commonly seen on the androgynous statue of Baphomet.
Of course, with his narcissistic nature, he probably doesn't understand what it means and using it to appeal to the younger generation.
>>1891552>>1891573>It's as above so below
Yes my friend. That's the literal meaning of "alchemical symbol of the union of opposites".
I'm very happy other nonna's know this. >>1891574
To be fair nonna, I don't think he is. But I could very well be wrong.
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Only managed to catch a portion of the stream but here's a recap of what I did catch:>Streaming to 16-28 viewers, no donations were made while I was watching within a 2 hour span.>Jake claims he moved out and paid for a house all by himself at 18>Complains about the cost of everything going up, bills, flights, etc.>Says he wanted to leave the UK but "now he can't">Says "and that's why we're all broke" in regards to the cost of living>Blames youtube for his failing channel and low views, says youtube is dying>Seems really fixated on how large American houses are in comparison to European homes>Complains how Europeans all speak different languages but "Americans all speak English">Continues to glorify American living despite saying it's a shitshow in the USA>Said he used to pay only $350 rent for a three bedroom (10 years ago) and complained about how he can't find a place that cheap anymore>Complains his current energy bill is half as much as his current rent is>Talks about how much he hated working a regular job (mentions the call center and Apple store jobs)>Jake gushes about Kat doing all the house cleaning including his laundry>Jake says his responsibility is to "work as much as possible and make sure the bills are paid">Says new movies are all bad, he and Kat only watch 80s movies lately>Says Kat watches a lot of reality tv and he doesn't like any of it>Says he's "very much a liberal", but repeats various conservative talking points
Tbh, I kind of stopped paying much attention at the tail-end because he was just droning on and on about danny elfman being overrated or something and some nonsense about fighting game characters. I was surprised when he claimed he had his own place at 18 though, wasn't he kicked out and moved in with Kaya's family or was he older than that when they got together and he moved in? I can never remember the exact timelines. Also kek at him endlessly bitching about bills, basically admitting he's gone broke, and the fact that Kat does all the housekeeping including his laundry. Also kind of figures she's into reality TV, despite her "alternative" styling she really does seem incredibly basic.
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Just noticed the "snacc count" and could have sworn he had a bunch before. Went looking in the old threads and just two months ago on Twitch his "snacc count" was at 476. While today he's only at 96? Is it Youtube's fault that his VR career on Twitch is tanking too? kek
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Tried to find out what his current number of "snaccs" or paid subscribers on YouTube are for comparison, but since he hasn't been streaming there much lately I couldn't really find anything. However, in the old threads I did find screencaps from 7 months and 2 months ago showing his dwindling numbers there too. If he's at something like 300 subs now, he might still be making around $1k off his YT snacc subs. Twitch takes a larger percentage though, so he's likely only getting around $240 this month from those subs. Not sure why he's so determined to keep streaming on Twitch when that isn't even where the money is at for him. It's almost like he wants to fail.
Couple this information with >>1891107
we can assume he's getting something like $1,500-$2,000 this month, not including any of the small donations he gets from stream to stream. It's really no wonder he spent half his stream stressing about bills and rent.
does he speak any other language other than English? awww good for Kat, she's signed up for a relationship full of unpaid emotional labor. what a good woman. no wonder she drinks so much and watches reality TV, that's what bored depressed housewives in the US do. but she still has to work… that's too bad. so much for upgrading into fortune and fame. I know it's good to make your own money but I don't think Jake is letting her keep it for a very rainy day or for Isaac's future. I would NEVER commingle with a broke ass boyfriend.
and he is failing his manly job of making sure all the bills are paid.
his ideal division of labor "woman cleans, men pay" is very Conservative sexist bullshit.
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Not only is it looking like Kayas plush will get funded (over 50% with 19 days to go) her latest video to announce the plushie has out performed his most recent in 2 days. Turns out people want the wholesome cat stuff don’t they Fake? Not some tit raging behind an avatar. >>1891592
Of course he gushes about Kat doing all the housework. That’s what women are for isn’t Jake? He’s so transparent. >>1891636
$1500 - $2000 works out at around £1183-£1577. $240 at £189. Not enough to live on that’s for sure. I always wondered why he always prices things in dollars, I thought it was because a huge chunk of his audience are American, now I think it’s because it makes him sound better off. >>1891575
He’s not spiritual, he’s a really obnoxious kind of atheist, which makes it even more hilarious that he’s shacked up with a priests daughter.
Most of the ranting was about how hard it is to be the man in a relationship with many references to being the breadwinner and having to clean after work - this confirmed to me that the reel he posted a couple of days ago was about Kaya.
I love that he forgot to mention he went on welfare for a year to goof off and make music and lived in Kaya's Dad's house from 2013-2016, probably paying little to no rent. He may not have been quite as useless as Kaya but he still fucked up a lot and benefited from support.>Jake gushes about Kat doing all the house cleaning including his laundry
Kat's gonna get tired of washing your skid-marked underwear and become increasingly resentful that you spend all your time on a dying V-tubing career instead of working a real job>Says he's "very much a liberal", but repeats various conservative talking points
When he started talking about movies I could immediately tell he'd been watching The Critical Drinker - he called the Barbie movie anti-men even though he hadn't watched it or read in-depth reviews and praised Oppenheimer because it was 'nice to see Hollywood finally show smart men on screen' lolwut (once again he admitted he hadn't watched it).>I was surprised when he claimed he had his own place at 18
He moved to Belfast in mid-2010 and initially lived in Kaya's Dad's house before eventually moving into his own place in October that year (according to Kaya's old LiveJournal). He was technically 19 at the time and bouncing between jobs. All the while Kaya was living at her Mum's where she was supposed to finish college but she kept staying over at Jake's and eventually dropped out of her studies. This was the place that had the years long accruing electricity bill which he complained about having to pay yet in older videos he said the costs were eventually waived…there's inconsistency with his story.
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Probably not for long, Kat.
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Ngl, with all the pole posting she does, I thought she'd at least be halfway decent at it, but I'll let this video speak for itself. kek
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I went to check up on Clair and saw the artwork she made for her YT profile pic. I guess this is a depiction of when she shat on the floor and the dog ate her shit? Poor Zena, you deserved better girl.
Clair sounds very unwell…maybe she got sectioned?
It's built into a big platform and should be steady, but she's throwing her weight around rather awkwardly which is why it's looking so wobbly in the clip.>>1892168>>1892618
This is actually something Jake drew her in a VRchat doodle world which makes it more hilariously sad. You can see the rest of the world in the background. Also, no recent Clair sightings still. I peeked around her other social media and everything hasn't been updated in months now. She still has her husband listed as her husband, but he doesn't seem very active online either, so the divorce tinfoil might have some merit still.
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Jake is right back into skipping scheduled stream days. Silence across all his social media per the usual too. Kat blessed us with this awful selfie promoting her OF at least. These two are always so boring on the weekends, guess that's a side effect of when you don't ever go out or have any irl friends though.
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Jake skipped streaming again today, no sign of him on instagram, twitter, or discord. Kat had a "girls day" though which was apparently just her and her friend eden pole dancing together at jake's grubby studio. Really have got to wonder where Jake has been lately. Starting to really believe the job tinfoil.
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ngl, kat's body looks very different in this clip she shared compared to the "girls day" selfie too. At first I thought eden was heavier than her, but they actually look pretty close in shape and size in the video.
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guess they don't clean the floors there ever judging by eden's filthy feet
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Kat uploaded another clip of her pole dancing. Judging by the bottles of liquor and beer littering the place I think she's just bloated. Massive kek at Jake calling this body type "slender and elegant" though.
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Jake hasn't streamed in days now, but he has finally updated his instagram story and it's with a salty millennial meme of course. Hilarious how he's so bitter at zoomers when the meme is clearly made by a millennial and for millennials.
Pretty sure he's slowly giving up. No new video in nearly two weeks. He skipped a total of 15 scheduled streams last month, so over 50% of what he's previously promised. Already skipped 4-5 a week into this month depending on if he bothers to stream later today. If he doesn't drop a new YT video today or tomorrow he'll be behind on that too. No new music since May, so he's three months behind on that. Obviously no patreon or OF updates to be seen in forever now, no tiktok updates since July, etc. I think we might be witnessing the actual end of his online career. So glad he got all those awful face tattoos and the massive headwound tattoo just in time for him to have to find a regular job.
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He's a fake goth for sure and only keeps the aesthetic for the views. He's tried to drop it and rebrand before (hunky British lad video for example kek) but his views suffered so he ultimately went back to his goffik clown paint. I think it's why he saw vtubing as the ultimate solution, he can just make himself a "hunky" goth boy avatar to hide behind while he chavs it up behind the scenes, but we've all seen how wonderfully that failed. The way he has been dressing lately too >>1886746
is hardly goth. He has no genuine interest in the subculture whether it's the music or the fashion. It was only ever for the attention it got him.
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Did Kat forget which account she should have posted it on?
If not, then can only imagine a seething Jake kek or he must not be giving her much attention these days
theyre so gross. slovenliness is not sexy. all that effort and can't even make sure your feet are clean for a pic. and I thought Jake gushed over kat because she does all the cleaning… everything but the floors, evidently.
she is so thirsty for attention, it's sad.
if he had any aptitude, we would already know about it. what little musical inclination he has he tries to show off like an idiot savant.
if he could draw he would have already tried to show kaya and kat up by now. kaya was pretty good at any art project she picked up and he seemed to sincerely compliment her. he seems proud that Kat can do what she does… he probably cannot even draw a stick figure. he would probably fuck up tracing.
I think it's so delulu when people say kat is "a trophy girlfriend" and shit. that implies Jake is well off and she is sitting pretty. the woman has to work, gets no compensation for all the unpaid emotional labor she has to do at home for the scrote and another scrote's spawn, no awesome gifts that are JUST FOR HER not a stupid "shared experience" other than a stripper pole lmao at least jake bought kaya clothes, earrings, scooters, whatever she wanted pretty much… while kat just gets his chode in her mouth and place to live. whoop de whoop, it's not an upgrade, she still has to work her ass off if she wants a better life than this someday, and he could still dump her for someone taller, slimmer, more "elegant." I fail to see this "Big Shot and his Trophy" scenario. and I agree Kaya has the enviable life here.
I caught part of a stream last week where someone asked him why he was missing streams. He said he was busy working on something but from memory he didn't use the word job, training or project. He said that it 'brought peace to his life' but he asserted that he would not reveal what it is. I'm sure a couple of mods know what it is but otherwise he was extremely tight lipped and didn't give any hints of its nature to chat. I still think there's a good chance it's a side hustle of some sort, probably a few shifts of manual work or UberEats a fortnight. He could also be renting out the studio which could explain why he hasn't done a VR stream in weeks.
I also noticed he's on another fitness kick in the wake of all the boozy holidays - he was flexing a lot and talking about the gym.
>>1897840>He said that it 'brought peace to his life'
well it's not psychotherapy, probably not religion (unless it's a cult or something?)…
maybe he's struggling to keep the mask up around kat and the kid now so he's been doing some "work on himself" to placate kat? like "working" on anger management or something. Not applying himself obviously (and probably bullshit versions of actual help if he's not just spending extra time masturbating alone in VR), but paying lip service to kat but bragging to his entourage for all the credit nonetheless
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I'm willing to bet he's harassing Kaya. She's having a super stressful time and he's posting this..
oh no what's going on with her? I really want to buy one of those Sebastian cats but for $30.00?! were jakes as much? it seems so expensive for the quality. but the cat looks JUST like Sebastian and I'd love for hers to get funded while Jake's ugly e girl one failed TWICE haha. I was the anon who said they wanted to buy a couple, but looks like I'm having Jake's poverty problem and can only get one.
any other farmer's fund the cat of this cow who has passed on to greener pastures?
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>>1898542>I was the anon who said they wanted to buy a couple
Pls stop drawing so much attention to yourself
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Jake finally posted something trying to be sexy. To be fair to him the fact he hid most of himself makes this picture probably the best one he's made in years. There are 2 red marks on his finger and knuckle on the hand he is holding the phone with. Are those from his shit tattoo or did he ran into another wall?
kek, maybe he felt fat so he purged the last few days he was quiet. As if a weekend of purging could fix his body rn
Kat's probably going through some extra tough weight shaming with fake's inept need to make his insecurities his gf's problem
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Most likely from punching doors or walls again, but I wouldn't be shocked if he did develop another ED. Last stream I caught (the batman one on Wednesday) he cracked a "joke" about "screaming at himself in the mirror" when he doesn't work out and acted like that's some kind of universal experience. He definitely has disordered eating habits (constantly fiending over fast-food and salivates anytime McDonalds is mentioned in chat), weirdly obsessed with talking about steroids on stream (he spent at least a half an hour that stream talking about it again), and being extremely fixated on literally everyone's physiques (including his parents. weird.) So binging and purging doesn't seem impossible or unrealistic given his behavior. I was working on typing up a quick rundown of that stream, but it's fairly boring and it's mostly just 6 hours of him bitching about one thing or another. I'll try to edit the notes down and drop it sometime tomorrow though since the thread has been a little slow lately.>>1899540
Yeah, he even made an entire video on it a few years back.
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As a retard with anger issues, those marks definitely aren't from hitting a wall. I haven't heard of Russel's signs 'til the other anon mentioned it, but I googled it and it looks just like that, picrel. Given that he's showing off his stomach after getting called fat and bloated in here a bunch, I'd bet money he's been purging.
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Sorry it's been forever, but here's a breakdown of his stream last Wednesday for a sneak peak at what his "content" is like lately:> Begins stream with none of the the games he plans to play downloaded already.> Immediately has a long drawn out meltdown over the success of "today's reaction streamers"> Says he finished the mixing for a new single, will release it "soon" (only a few months late kek)> says he misses making vlogs but "content with effort doesn't do well these days"> First meltdown rant of the night about his seething hatred for zoomers and tiktok> claims he has a huge backlog of recorded cover tracks he'll never release> Says he can't release them because he "doesn't have a team to make videos for them"> Says he "could do a show (concert) at any time" he wants to but he is "too busy"> Launches into an hour long meltdown over goth fashion brands like killstar, disturbia, and others> Says Killstar is "goth fast fashion" and "cringe". Admits he is literally wearing a killstar t-shirt while saying this. (and wears literal SHEIN lmao)> Gets Triggered by the skinny male models on the Punk Rave site and starts making fun of their looks and tattoos> Says that "vampire style" clothing doesn't look good on him because he is "jacked"> Calls his current aesthetic "a fucking brawler" and "bruiser goth"> Talks a surprising amount of shit about his lone recent sponsor, Punk Rave> Says that he's been "spending too much time working on other things" when a snacc asked where he's been> Says he hasn't made a new YT video because "he doesn't want to" and that "it's a lot of effort for not enough appreciation" > Rants that "women have monopolized gothic culture" > More bitching about alt male models, new rock boots, and zoomers.> At this point snaccs are beginning to ASK for him to play batman in the chat. lmao> He continues to rant about how zoomers are lazy and need to "suck it up princess"> Goes on to shit on Disturbia clothing, calls it "zoomer fetishization of the 90s"> Weird rant about how not even alternative women want to date alt men and that's why alt men don't exist anymore > Brags that he's been "sent all the clothes that he wants to wear" and doesn't need to buy clothes anymore (okay shien haul king)> More seething raged out ranting about zoomers, fashion, and his computer not loading various websites> Somehow gets into a "I'm at that age where all my heroes are dying" rant regarding macho action movie stars> Clearly having some crisis about aging. Visibly stressed when saying the members of Dir en grey are in their mid 40s now> Launches into VERY long "the science of steroids" rant after someone mentions Hugh Jackman> "The only way you can work out for more than 3 hours, you are on steroids"> After two hours of him sperging out, he finally plays the batman game for 15 minutes before quitting> Spends most of that time ogling Harley Quinn's ass and talking about how hard the bat mobile makes him> Spergs out about Batman lore for longer than he bothered to play the actual game. Fav villain is Joker obviously> Lady allura calls Jake's flabby arms "sexy". Jake ignores her since she isn't donating> Someone donates $5 to promote their home-made makeup on etsy, Jake acknowledges them> He starts doing weird porno moans and saying shit like "Oooou, my pussy OOooou" for some reason> Almost an hour after quitting batman, he has downloaded and starts to play an old dino crisis game> Spends half an hour shitting on the game and complaining how bad it is before quitting the game> Says he hates leg day because "I usually go to the gym with my two best friends" proceeds to flex> Launches into seething rant about how he hates any movie made after 2018> Apparently thinks the first Iron Man movie is some kind of cinematic masterpiece lmao> Cries about "white male characters" being bullied in media. Very upset that there are now strong female characters in film> Seems to care entirely too much about the new Peter Pan movie (his tinkerbell kink is showing)> Is unfamiliar with the 90's movie "hackers", ends up launching into a know-it-all "hackerz r cool" infodump no one asked for> Goes into extreme detail on how to "hack" someone and gain access to their accounts, down to what programs to use and says "I shouldn't be telling you this" multiple times> Finally after four hours of streaming and only 45 minutes of total gameplay. He's ready to play Cyberpunk 2077> Spends forever making himself in character creation> "I don't have the most defined jawline on account of my thickass fucking neck" (kek)> Finally gets his first real donation of $20 from a snacc apologizing for not being around lately> Spends most of his time in the game bitching about the game and ogling female characters (including a dying woman's jiggle physics)> hour into the game and he's having multiple game pausing screaming meltdowns> follows a random female npc and laments "you have the flattest ass, goddamn"> doesn't read any of the tutorial pop ups, rages out anytime he gets one, freaks out in battle when he doesn't understand what's going on
I missed the very end of the stream, but over all it was just him screaming about one thing or another with a little bit of bad gameplay thrown in between the screaming seething rants. He was sniffling constantly too? All in all he had about 50-55 viewers at one point, but only made $25 in donations between two donations along with 6 gifted subs from his Mod "JadedSphinx". LMK if you want anything clipped. There were a lot more "pussy" jokes and the like, but if I highlighted them all it'd go on forever.
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I love running names through fake follower checkers and seeing things like this.
No wonder his YT videos and streams have such low views and interaction. It's crazy to have 420k subs and only get a few thousand views per video.>>1900248
I can clip it when home. I definitely thought it seemed a little eyebrow raising though. He talked about how hard it was to hack accounts these days due to "two step verification" and how you'd need access to someones phone to get in. Definitely suspicious behavior.>>1900227
Didn't get the usual drunk vibe tbh. He wasn't sloppy or slurring like he has in the past. Can't tell if it was anything more than allergies or something, but he was sniffling a ton and never bothered with a tissue at any point of the 6 hour stream. There was even one point it looked like he might have sniffed something, but I can clip it for nonnies to judge.
thank you for the recap, he is such a jealous insecure twat and so repetitive with his bitching. claims to have a bunch of cover songs recorded but won’t put them out cos ppl aren’t going to make videos for him lol. what happened to the ~goth~ songs he was supposed to make or using that janky eyesore of an avatar to present his music?
there is nothing he has been working on creatively and if he manages to shit something out it will be super low effort but poor performance is everyone else’s fault.
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The hacking rant was split up a bit and kind of long and drawn out, but here's the main portion.
I noticed how kaya did a vampy video after this was said >>1900207
Or is this just me tinfoiling to hard. Either way his and kaya videos both came out a hour apart and are sitting on the same view count I watched Jakes video and it wasn't to bad but I couldn't finish her video
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Quick break-down of the video
Day 1:> They arrive early and head straight to the bar for long island iced teas, jake flexs for the camera> Kat tries to be lolsorandom, wagging her tongue around while drinking her drink> Kat manages to drool her drink out onto the table while jake cackles obnoxiously in the background> Jake shows receipts of him booking this vacation back in January for some strange reason?> They check in and head to their room, kat is acting very drunk and lolsorandom again
Day 2:> kat appears in a shein bikini, confused on how the straps on it work. Jake keeps the camera on the ass most of the time> various shots of the concrete beach slab they spent a lot of time on
Day 3:> Jake looks like shit, says they fell asleep watching "Scream 4"> Says he just realized (on day three of the trip) that he forgot the batteries for the go pro> Random shot of kat in her underwear putting on her makeup to go swimming while jake shaves> Jake shows us how kat hung up a couple t-shirts in the closet for some reason?> Cuts to kat's ass in the camera as she bends over to kiss him, then they sit on the balcony for a bit.> Now they are on a elevator saying "cocktails oh yes"! heading out to day drink in the hot sun some more, kat is texting hurriedly on her phone until drinks are mentioned (kek)> a shot of multiple mojitos on a table> They walk down to a beach, but once there decide it's too hot and sunny to swim so they turn back> Jake flashes some tickets for "a boat ride to a private beach" and to see the spot used as GoT's King's landing> They go to eat and have more drinks. Kat's picking at some quinoa salad while Jake's eating some gravy drenched meat> Cuts to shots of Jake's stumpy legs and hobbit feet in front of the water> More shots of them sitting at the concrete slab "beach". Kat can't seem to stay off her phone.
Day 4:> Jake appears announcing it's the next day and that he is dangerously hungover"> Says they are going to take a taxi into town to buy go-pro batteries> Says they are "probably going to stay in today and recover" Kat is in the background on her phone per usual> The shopping mall they go to has all it's lights off and seems closed. They still managed to find and buy batteries
Day 5:> They get on the boat ride. Lots of random shots of the water and kat sitting on the boat.> Jake weirdly films the other people on the boat and they seem to completely ignore him> Kat looks annoyed that he can't remember it's "King's landing" when he asks her yet again. (kek)> Jake films kat's ass yet again, this time as she jumps into the water off the boat> Jake jumps off the boat and swims around looking anything but "jacked"> three boats worth of people go swimming into this cave together, jake and kat have an awkward moment as seen in above post before kissing> Jake says he "dropped the go pro in the cave" in water that was "25 ft" but he totally swam down and got it (everyone clapped)> more shots of them swimming about, cuts to a shot of them in the cave standing in the water, jake awkwardly flexs> they are back on the boat, jake is hydrating himself with a beer because of course he is. Kat is busy on her phone.> they dock somewhere jake has no clue, but "there's a beach bar! Beach baaaar!"> awkward shots of kat and him drinking at the beach bar with his camera obviously perched in a decorative plant> they are getting back on the boat "getting pizza tonight" zooms in on kat's ass yet again> back at the hotel, according to jake kat went though "a few dresses" before choosing one to wear to get pizza across the street from their hotel> shots of them having pizza and wine
Day 6:> hungover jake jumpscare "holiday over, back to reality"
Is it just me or he getting increasingly resentful with every passing day? to her credit Kaya seems to be a genuinely kind and easygoing person who probably managed to put a dampener on whatever useless shit Jake was getting worked up about, Kat is more neutral and I think she is not managing (btw it shouldn't be your girlfriend's job to manage your mental health, go to fucking therapy Jake
, but just an observation) to dampen his rage the way Kaya did.
Go to therapy before you pass all your issues on to that little boy you absolute lemon. The stuff he gets worked up about is so inconsequential >>1900156
I dread to think how he would handle an actual crisis.
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kat looking very "slim and elegant"
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jake looking very "jacked" too, clearly
Thanks for the rundown. The video is reminiscent of his older Vlogs, right down to similar (same?) background music. The scenic shots were nice, and I do think he has some talent with videography. If he hadn’t shat his life away, he might’ve found success in traveling to different countries to record himself trying the food and drinks. He looked like he was trying to do that for a while, back in the day, but he was too baby-faced to be taken seriously.
Honestly, I’m kind of apathetic about this video. Seen better, seen worse. And these days, lack of reaction is the kiss of death on YouTube.
She looks like Blaire White facially>>1901640
He should go “anorexic” again lmao
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Guess fake privated his Twitter?
Lol maybe he made some spicy
xeets about the Russell Brand allegations and pissed off some snaccs?
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I thought her face looked different, looks like she got her first lip fillers! She is wearing much less lipstick than usual, probably feeling a bit less self conscious because of the work she has had done. Shame about the filler already migrating, though. On another note, I think this video has the most words we have ever heard from her, and it was just her babbling about being confused on how to put on a swimming costume kek. Daddy's lil princess really does play up the idiocy to placate her insecure pops.
Major kek at the flat saggy mom ass, the saggy wrinkled face and the lunch lady arms she looks like absolute shit.
Her teeth and skin are fucked up beyond repair from smoking and alcohol lol she inspires me to add an extra layer of SPF everyday.
Weird considering he barely ever uses the app. I think the last time I had checked he hadn't posted anything for around a month and was only liking kitty and crew's posts. Wonder what has him hiding. I wouldn't be surprised if it was a bad take considering the shit he has the audacity to say on stream though.>>1901812
Ngl I feel like she's had them for a bit now, but it's hard to tell between all the makeup, heavy filters, and her making a duckface almost constantly. She's also wearing a lot less eye makeup in most of the video, no false lashes, so her facial proportions are different than what we are used to, her eyes are tiny (why do so many cows have these beady eyes with huge bags kek). Tbh I feel like she could be a cute mom, but the sexy alt-model babygirl larp and the alcoholism have taken their toll. Watching her giggle and throw herself around the room while Jake points at things like a regular bathtub going "wow" was mind-numbing, but I think a lot of it is either her being drunk or performing for the camera. The sheer amount they were drinking and at all times of the day was pretty absurd. It's no wonder Jake can't seem to get rid of his bloated beer belly for more than a few good shirtless selfie days at a time.>>1901821
I know this is just more kaya bait, but she has been looking pretty busted lately too tbh. Crazy what partying/drinking will do to you no matter what weight or age you are.
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He's still got his tweets protected for whatever reason. Otherwise, not a whole lot of updates considering he hasn't been doing much of anything lately. He's only streamed 6 times this whole month so far. He managed to stream more last month even with his week long vacation? Only one little 10min vlog of the trip otherwise as far as other "content" goes. He had the time and energy to share this hilariously unflattering shot of himself flexing though. kek>>1903501
He's lucky if he made back what he invested at this point. If Clair hadn't thrown thousands at him, he'd absolutely be down money considering how much money he mindlessly threw into this half-baked "debut" as a VRtuber.
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kat blessed us with this awkward OF promo shot as well. She seems to be back into the swing of things on there, even if she's still continuously only getting a few likes per post.
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also surprised jake is okay with her posting shit like this considering he's been the jealous type in the past. I guess it hardly matters when her only OF subscribers are likely him and a couple snaccs like lady allura.
>>1903815>He's lucky if he made back what he invested at this point.
For sure. He got drunk on dono-power and upgraded too quickly, too greedily… then Clair vanished and his shit started faltering or breaking (a moment of silence for the El Gato). He probably has to start from scratch and gradually build up his earnings if he wants to pick up 3D v-tubing again, even casually. Keeping the lights on is expensive enough. >He's only streamed 6 times this whole month so far. He managed to stream more last month.
I feel like he was in training for something in August and this month he's started whatever it is. He's been talking about the gym a lot so I was hoping he was in training to become a PT - it's an ever-growing industry and he's clearly passionate about fitness. That'd be a positive change for Stumps at least…before he gets too handsy with the gym bunnies and gets called out for sexual harassment. >>1903817
Tinfoiling here but I think the man has a hot wife fetish - he seems to seek enthusiastic approval from his mostly female audience whenever he brings up Kat's sexual attractiveness and I'm sure he gets a kick out of reading all of Kat's OF dms with her male clients.
I can totally see Jake and Kat getting into swinging in their late 30s - they always think the grass is greener on the other side.
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That's honestly what threw me off about it. He looks more bloated than defined, it's a little bizarre.>>1903955
The trade off is it always makes him look like he "ain't got no shins". Kek
I agree, not every choice is a feminist choice, and these anons need to get over it.
go to a women blindly supporting women and sex work positive good vibez only forum if you want to defend the likes of skat. here she is a cow and every low hanging thing about her is fair game. she is a shit person.
late but he looks exactly like a man chugging down protein drinks and booze without actually matching it in weights so instead of gains he gets gains>>1904046
if not shakes then I'd agree with steroid use, he was complaining about having to spend hours at the gym and could see steroids as a shortcut to exercise less with more gains. Bad plan if that's what he's doing kek. I hope this is it cause the results would be hilarious, just hope he doesn't get any added aggression around the kid