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No. 1886740

Meet the cows:
Jake Munro - Kaya's ex boyfriend, after dating for around a decade. Cheated on her with his girlfriend's tattoo artist's wife, Kat. Fancies himself a musician, though since his bandmates left, doesn't seem capable of producing music on his own. Used Joker-esqe makeup and mimicking other artist's makeup for attention on Youtube, but has since generally given the gimmick up as his popularity rapidly declined post break-up. Appears to be rapidly aging into the bloated corpse of a chav gordan ramsay due to a suspected alcohol and nicotine addiction. Has big dreams of being the next big V-tuber star. Used to occasionally scar us with his ugly nudes via a rarely updated OnlyFans account. Latest internet persona is a literal clown: "Jester Jake".

Kat Paine - Previously married mother of one, cheated on her tattoo studio owning husband with their client's (Kaya) long term boyfriend (Jake). You can find her posting heavily filtered lewds to her OnlyFans when she isn't tracing Disney coloring book sheets part-time at the tattoo shop. Her most popular phrases include: "Daddy! Shots!", "Drinks! Shots!" and incoherent giggling at Jake doing literally anything.

Notable mentions:
Clair: A sad, 30-something fat American woman with a poo obsession and an apparent marriage on the rocks. She dropped thousands on Jake over the course of a month or so before disappearing without a trace. Anons speculate she's possibly going through a divorce with her dom-daddy older husband.

Kitty McPancakes: Some American png tuber and lolicon loving neckbeard that Jake has latched onto for new material and so he's not stuck playing videogames alone forever. Kitty has his own small crew including his loli roleplaying girl(?)friend and some actual nobody hiding behind a big titty zombiegirl avatar. Neither of them seem interested in Jake in the slightest besides Kitty however.

Highlights from last thread:
>>1832669 says that his dwindling views don't bother him. vtubing is his passion. will work at a tesco if he has to!
>>1833919 >>1833925 the obvious reason for him growing his fringe out these days
>>1833995 Jake glorifies and defends steroid use, says he wants to use them himself (if he isn't already)
>>1834045 Jake claiming he can "kill someone with just one punch" on stream
>>1834076 >>1834078 babyhead jake avatar is retired in favor of a new abomination.
>>1834450 The beginning of the Clair arc. She pays him $500 to keep his clothes on. kek
>>1834924 Clair is absolutely obsessed with poop and constantly tells batshit stories involving poop.
>>1835181 Jake deletes some old photos as soon as they are mentioned in the thread.
>>1835577 >>1835584 some less filtered than usual photos of kat and Jake are posted from a wedding they attended.
>>1835599 Jake starts following all kinds of porny vtube accounts
>>1836014 Jake starts going through a furry phase "for the lulz" I guess?
>>1836023 Jake claims he isn't using vtubing to hide because he "already looks like an anime boy" (surejan)
>>1836490 kat poorly tattooing stolen artwork again
>>1837598 >>1837608 Clair is donating actual thousands at this point
>>1837963 longtime loyal snaccs getting ignored for Jake's new beloved cash cow
>>1838732 yet another vtube avatar revision
>>1838858 recap of his lolsorandom phase of streaming, including weird pedo-sadist jokes and other degeneracy
>>1839127 kat using his mods to try to communicate with him while he's streaming
>>1840372 jake's vtube idol is some loli catgirl who does pantyshots on stream apparently
>>1840386 Kat claims that Jake wants to fuck tinkerbell on her onlyfans account
>>1841762 his views on YT are hilariously low and he's making very little income off YT or patreon
>>1842761 >>1843018 Jake makes a nasty "boy pussy" skit involving shota catboy avatars
>>1843007 He's too stupid to not use copyrighted music in his Youtube videos and keeps getting hit by copyright claims.
>>1843222 >>1843253 people hate his new cringe content, he deletes any critical comments.
>>1843984 the beginning of his "porn hub comments" reaction videos. Classy as always.
>>1844407 Kat, a 35yo woman with a child, tattoos "Daddy's" inside her lip for Jake.
>>1844743 Jake begins canceling streams and cutting back on streaming hours only a few weeks into making affiliate on twitch.
>>1844802 >>1844803 Slightly milky cringe stream recaps.
>>1846204 Jake glues a expensive microphone to his vrheadset (he eventually breaks it)
>>1846660 Anons are noticing him not keeping his promises of updates on various accounts
>>1849860 Jake VR streams while naked, posts to OF, no one seems to care besides bullying for being "vanilla".
>>1851476 >>1851484 Clair still solo funding Jake's entire life while hinting something is wrong in hers.
>>1852038 Jake is very special and not like other boys, claims he has memories from when he was an infant.
>>1854742 >>1854995 Spends Kat's b-day following a ton of porny VRtuber accounts
>>1855046 And posting degenerate furry porn skits on instagram. Happy Birthday kat.
>>1855262 Recap anon of a stream. Mostly Jake being nasty and unfunny. Averages only 20-30 viewers.
>>1855658 >>1855715 First appearance of his new neckbeard lolicon buddy "Kitty McPancakes".
>>1856849 >>1856851 They celebrate Kat's actual birthday by having a couple of her lady friends come over and sit on their couch I guess?
>>1856853 >>1856857 Kat flexs her b-day SHEIN outfit
>>1858064 The usual overnight Galgorm stay for kat's b-day finally happens a week later
>>1858255 Anons start noticing Kat editing her face into oblivion
>>1859038 Anons also notice Jake hasn't been keeping up with his promises of new music every month
>>1862089 Kat still can't tattoo well. Wonky lines abound.
>>1863067 Stream recap of Jake being miserable and begging for $ for new computer parts.
>>1863168 Jake claimed he hired a videographer to film in london for a new single in April. At this point, still hasn't happened.
>>1863406 Another stream recap. His streams are getting less lolsorandom and just boring or sad.
>>1865302 Jake accidently revealing kat's real unedited face on his instagram compared to her own heavily filtered pics from the same outing
>>1865674 Kat claims she has been sick for three weeks despite her going out and drinking in a bunch of photos throughout that time.
>>1866495 >>1866706 Clair starts to miss his streams. He makes very little money during these streams.
>>1868219 Jake's lolsorandom humor is back and just as awful as ever. Spends an entire stream mock assaulting anime girls and being obnoxious.
>>1868659 Recap anon again, pretty boring stream, but hints that Clair is having personal issues. She's back to donating though.
>>1868664 >>1868665 New avatar again. This time even worse than the last, featuring stolen art he googled and filtered.
>>1870023 Jake canceling more streams last min and trying to flex on some VRthot he follows on twitter
>>1870560 Jake hates the barbie movie despite never seeing it because men are soooo persecuted.
>>1870834 >>1870939 He keeps making the new "jester Jake" avatar worse.
>>1871315 Jake desperately trying to get people to watch his streams.
>>1871477 Kat gets more work done on her hideous mess of a full back tattoo
>>1871478 >>1875349 Kat still editing her face into a completely new one
>>1875348 Jake's patreon is down to only 52 patreons at the beginning of the month, the lowest for him yet
>>1875865 Jake caught following some weird loli vtuber?
>>1876480 Anons noting that he hasn't updated his patreon with the promised audiobook updates since April. (still hasn't)
>>1876638 Jake supposedly is considering buying a penis for his VR avatar?
>>1877956 Even more of Kat editing her face into an entirely new one.
>>1878502 Jake's neckbeard catboy friend gets more views and attention than he does. kek
>>1878549 Confirmation that Jake broke his mic after mounting it to his headset. Also short recap of stream.
>>1878597 Jude is still orbiting Jake, says she still wants to collab.
>>1879333 >>1879927 Kat completely botches a Princess Peach tattoo
>>1879860 Jake still skipping a bunch of streams. No Clair sightings in a while now.
>>1882749 Jake finally streams again to 20-25 viewers, still no Clair to be seen.
>>1883233 After barely streaming all month and only posting a shitty PH comment reaction video, Jake and Kat go on a 5 day vacation to Croatia.

No. 1886741

Last thread: >>1832500

No. 1886745

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One of his snaccs left this comment on his instagram in regards to the new Porn Hub comment react video.

No. 1886746

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they enjoyed flexing their SHEIN haul all vacation. kek

No. 1886747

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otherwise the vacation wasn't very milky at all. Mostly just heavily filtered bodychecks from Kat in her SHEIN best and them waiting around for or having drinks.

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Another better view of the necklace

No. 1886761

>>1886740 thank you for a such a well put together thread nonna

No. 1886791

Shein isn't that bad if you're looking for something basic but she just picks out the trashiest things doesn't she? Looks like she sorts by cheapest and most popular, she also doesn't layer anything so it looks like a 10 dollar outfit challenge. Sage 4 sperg.

No. 1886808

Imo Shein can be excusable when you wear it sparingly and in conjunction with other things and when people aren't getting pointless massive hauls constantly just for the retail therapy. There can be some surprisingly unique things once you start digging deep. But she picks the most basic fast fashion front page pieces. And would it kill her to try a pattern that isn't horizontal stripes? It's always just flat black on black. Can't even mix and match her own necklaces to layer either kek.

No. 1886846

The shein prices next to it makes this so funny, add his shorts and it's like $22 to dress them both. Honestly nothing wrong with saving some money but both getting your whole outfit(s) at the same place has never been a good look, especially for some supposed alternative people.

No. 1886857


Love the way she is leaning/crouching to make him look taller kek

No. 1886859

I wonder how long they spend lining themselves up for the mirror shot just to make jake look 1cm taller. If he'd drop that "shat my pants" pose and straighten his legs he could help her out.

No. 1887020


It’s not even just that they shop at shein. It’s that jake has made such a big deal previously about his designer labels and how he has to spend so much money on shit (goth in a Gucci shirt springs to mind) and yet here he is.

No. 1887133

And the pose just makes her legs look much longer than his too, her calves look double the size of his

No. 1887216

where did they go? he can’t be bothered to post on his story and looks absolutely bored. his jester side accounts are wastelands, no music, patreon updates, streams, videos or even the most bare minimum of occasionally posting but let’s spend money on a trip so we can drink and whatever without the kid around.

No. 1887217

He's so insecure he can't even have people around him being taller.
Honestly should just own being the shorter one in the relationship as it should be the least of his concerns kek.

No. 1887230

Didn't a nonna post a stream recap where he said they were going to Portugal some time this year?
That could be this holiday trip, for all we know.

No. 1887290

kek, it's giving poverty rather than "summer holiday."
some "rich boyfriend" lol. at least jake would take kaya shopping regularly (almost an obnoxious amount) and they'd both wear better quality clothes. didn't he receive a lot of alt clothes for free like Kaya did? does he not fit them anymore?
I hope Kat enjoys her green neck and toxins from the cheap ass lead jewelry. he is having his "most beautiful girl in the world" run around in the worst stuff. lol cheap piece of shit.

No. 1887291

>>1887216, >>1887230
He went to Croatia. Although it's in the EU it's markedly cheaper than Barcelona so it's probably their new go-to for cheap drinking holidays. It's a beautiful country with natural wonders, beaches and fortresses but from their IG stories they seemed to spend most of their time drinking. Ages ago he said he intended to vlog this trip so we'll see if he kept his word.

He returned to Belfast on Mon or Tues and yesterday he streamed on Twitch at some weird hour (I didn't catch it, I just saw his last live). For all you hate watchers, he uploaded a new react video today kek.

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Recap anon here, he said he was going to Croatia in August about a month ago here >>1863406 He also promised to vlog this trip in that stream and said he's planning another holiday in Barcelona sometime this winter. He has said that he's choosing the cheapest times and places to book these holidays to save on cash too.

In streams he said he made this trip to Croatia exactly the same as their last there, same hotel, same time, etc. They spent the entire trip the last time drinking and sitting around the beach too. Except this time they didn't even seem to touch the actual sand, preferring to stay on this cement block the entire time unless I missed something. Really curious to see if he'll actually have kept his promises of vloging this trip, but considering it doesn't look like they did much of anything besides drink, I can't imagine he actually did.

It's just so funny to see Jake go from showing off all his expensive clothes, studios, equipment, and toys to budgeting the cheapest getaways and clothing himself and kat head to toe in tacky SHEIN of all things. He's never been the best dresser, but I swear he's only gotten worse since getting with Kat. I don't know what possessed him into buying that animal print abomination in >>1886746 but it's hilarious on him. He's truly evolving into a some kind of chav clown these days.

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No. 1887412


Looks like his paypig Claire has left the building. Lmao.

No. 1887413

So he got used to riding the high from making $500/hour easy money from Clair and now reality is kicking back in. Just goes to show he only cares about money.

No. 1887430

> defeat in his voice sadface
don't tell me the retard actually though the money from claire would just keep on coming.

No. 1887457

This was always inevitable, I follow a few popular twitch streamers and besides their own likeable personalities and content drawing in viewers, they also have close knit teams/crew who help with youtube highlight videos, running their discord, modding their chats and generally keeping things running just for the love of it. Jake is incapable of keeping friends because he's vile to everyone around him, and his few remaining dedicated mods are constantly ignored by him in favour of here-today-gone-tomorrow paypigs like Clair.

He really does deserve all of his failures.

No. 1887475

I actually wonder if her credit card charges were reversed, surely with the money she was spending they could afford more than budget holidays and shein clothes. Maybe her husband finally checked his statements.

No. 1887542

lmao. How long is he streaming on twitch a few months? Did he really think he would get an audience so quick there with bad vr avatars and creepy comments?

No. 1887544

>No more Twitch streams. He said he can't do this for free anymore.
>Jake two months ago: VR is my passion and I'll keep doing it even if I have to work at Tesco!
Guess >>1832669 was a lie, though he might end up working at Tesco soon enough regardless at any rate. kek

No. 1887588

Seconded. It's clean-looking, comprehensive and the thread pic is great. Thanks to the nonna for her sacrifice.
Holy shit. We all saw this coming but not this soon.
Jake's live on YouTube rn if anyone is interested. 74 watchers at the moment.
It is the platform he's most successful on after all - his most steady paycheck comes from YT memberships.

No. 1887589

He's live on youtube (non VR) just his ugly mug

No. 1887596

Just said Kat is planning his back tattoo and it’s going to be a huge piece that will take a year to finish.

I’m not sure about most people, but even Some massive back pieces with intricate details that I’veseen very rarely take an entire year to finish, unless she’s really that fucking slow

No. 1887598


Agreed, I have my whole back done and I did it in 5 days in a row. And considering she works part time they could have one session a week and be done in a month. Look at Monami, her husband is a tattoo artist and basically covered her whole body in a few months

No. 1887659

fucking yikes, given what we’ve seen of her work i don’t see it turning out as badass as he’d like to believe, if it even happens. he claimed she was going to be doing one of his legs but they’re bare in the pic above.

what happened to getting the other side of his face tattooed? finishing the stomach? whatever other plans he had he was totally going to use for content?

all that money he spent on shitty avatars, gaming gear and paying rent on a studio and he’s got a bunch of cringe to reflect on forever while crying over the loss of clair and formulating his new passion.

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He really thought he could leech Kitty's Twitch followers, it's the only explanation as to why he's parasitically latched himself to someone so lame. And now that it's not happening fast enough, he wants to give up.

No. 1887728

It's funny how it probably worked in reverse. Kitty gets more views on twitch than Jake does and seems to be getting more followers/subscribers lately while Jake is still slowly bleeding his.

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Looks like it’s members only. 71 viewers.

His views compared with Kayas are pitiful.

No. 1887846

LMAO evidently! he thought he had a rich ride or die super fan who would fund his lifestyle. he is so delusional he thinks he has whatever it takes to gain and appeal to viewers who could easily afford to drop $1K a day. like the wealthy don't have better things to do. he is going to be in Shein clothes for the rest of his life. it's so hilarious.

No. 1888138

>>1886746 all these holidays and not a single one with the kid? Makes sense for them though, a kid would cramp their style of getting drunk everyday and sitting on concrete blocks. A kid would actually want to go and do things. On another note, I have a strong feeling Joke is going to start hitting the credit cards. I am sure he would rather do that than give up the rented studio and other crap. Will want to protect his ego for as long as possible.

No. 1888215

These holidays are pretty obviously just little sex getaways with a side of drinking and sitting at the beach. It's all they seem to do anywhere they go. Not sure why they even bother traveling to do it when the galgorm is right there? I think it's mostly just a status thing? But it's actually kind of embarrassing when he already admitted that he intentionally booked the cheapest places, the cheapest times of the year, and then wore nothing but the ugliest shein clothing the whole trip.

Also think he's likely already doing that. With Clair out of the picture he's broke. His YT views and Patreon subs bring in very little money anymore, the snacc subs and donations were literally the only thing keeping him afloat and those numbers are dwindling too. He doesn't get sponsorships anymore, no one except absolute nobodies want to be anywhere near him or collab. It's been a hilariously slow and agonizing "career" death watching him reduce himself to a VR clown making bussy jokes and fake flirting with a fat neckbeard American hiding behind a catboy png.

No. 1888320

He's such a fucking log kek. He looks like an off-brand cereal box with little size 6 feet.

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She even wore makeup to give birth kek. And the MySpace angle selfie while laying in a hospital bed is so funny. I'm scared to know what she must look like without makeup if she goes through such lengths to never be seen without it.

No. 1888387

So Isaac's birthday is in three days then or? How nice of them to go on a nearly week long vacation without him just before his birthday. Wonder if Jake will make more playdough genitals at Isaac's 4th birthday party this year too.

No. 1888388

Fucking hell, I'd love to see the picture of her face after giving birth with everything running down kek
In all honesty she probably looks totally normal which is the saddest thing for most makeup addicts. Makeup making up for a lack of self love, validation in the form of men, it's no wonder she's with Jake still. Dean probably wasn't perfect but she really threw herself at the worst person if you've got low self esteem. He's gonna widdle away at her like he did Kaya until he can freely rage out around the house again

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No. 1888541

yeah, most families bring their children on vacation. it's really selfish not to. I feel sad for Isaac. I get that kids get in the way of "adult fun" but traveling to another country to be away from your kid just for leisure is difficult for most moms, so kat seems even more evil and skanky for being happy to dump her toddler son Isaac to pretend to be child-free with Jake and make porno and fuck drunkenly.
gross visuals. apologies.

No. 1888543

these types of women wear makeup to bed or at least until their partner falls asleep. they can't be caught without it. their self esteem is entirely caught up in being "hot" and it's a vicious cycle because makeup isnt great for skin and so she is probably hiding a lot of texture issues or discoloration, clogged pores, etc. skin needs to breathe. it's ok if you don't wear makeup like an insane person to give birth or to work out. nobody cares.

No. 1888547

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Apparently she "needs another holiday to recover from this one". Exactly how much were kat and jake drinking on that concrete slab of a "beach" for her to feel like she needs to "recover"? Awful thing to say just a week before your kids birthday too.

No. 1888549

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Considering how heavily she tends to edit her face these days she's obviously very insecure. She never used to be this bad about it either, dating Jake seems to have that effect. Probably all the "jokes" he makes about her being an "old lady" getting under her skin.

No. 1888585

>>1888453 pinched from some clever nonnies who named him joke the broke in the last thread, kek kek.
>>1888541 and yeah exactly. It is fine to have some adult only holidays as a parent here and there but every single one? It is really selfish and sad. Sadly I don't think skat has the imagination or interest to want to show him all the cool things in the world. She is too busy worshipping / placating the stump

No. 1888614

Three day labour though, what a nightmare
Taking a toddler on your booze n sex holiday seems unwise, (he might get hurt or trafficked/stolen while they're passed out) plus the kid was probably glad for the break from Jake

No. 1888697

she literally has stick figure legs

No. 1888798

True but does every holiday need to be a booze and sex holiday after more than a year together? It’s not like they don’t live together and don’t get time for date nights.
Such an “ideal elegant and beautiful body type.” I thought she looked better in her “model pics” before dating jake when she had some kind of muscle definition. Jake probably has her anorexic with all his out bursts about hating fat women and women with curves. her twig legs are all she has to offer…. I remember the time jake said he liked kaya’s long legs when she was “tall and slim.”

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Nitpick but I hate this duckface/prolapse lips face that she ALWAYS makes. It makes her look so vapid.

No. 1888921

I maintain my theory that Jake has already gone back to a regular job, or at the very least has been going on interviews. I really doubt we would get an official announcement until quite a while after he's been back in the workforce, if ever. He'd want to project the image that he's still popular enough for his content to pay his bills.

No. 1888960

I'd love your theory to be true!

No. 1889022

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She does it to hide her laugh lines and jowls since the asian beauty filter can only do so much. She definitely erased her undereye bags and enlarged her eyes here too.

He probably was hoping Clair could fund him until one of his stupid shorts went viral, but his humor is so terribly outdated and the man is so out of touch with current media it was never going to happen. I think he's likely going through a bit of a depressive phase where he's not going to be doing as much, like earlier in the month when he was mass canceling streams for no reason. Probably going to lean on the credit cards in the meantime and apply to a few jobs he thinks he deserves, but absolutely isn't qualified for. I foresee a somewhat Onision-esqe decline (minus the issues with minors) resulting in him having to downsize in the not too distant future while his fanbase dwindles even further to just his most loyal snaccs.

No. 1889023

that would be sweet. idk if he would just die quietly, though. I think there would be some attempt to make a come back as a Born Again who learned the error of his prideful ways, maybe self flagellate for views, get sober (or pretend he is), talk about how his desperation for fame and fortune made him broke and ruined his relationship (if kat stays with him, she'll be painted as an innocent victim who he should have made priority as his built-in family, but luckily she has a heart of gold and stood by his side though he blew his savings on VR equipment and crap for his failed music career). as much as I hate Joke and Skat, I imagine them together because he doesn't have any better option as a broke, ugly, problematic midget, at least in Ireland, and she is too insecure to demand better for herself probably due to her age and motherhood. too little too late. the best way would be to just live his life in obscurity. let's hope they do that.

No. 1889035

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He's all about appearances and respect, so he's definitely going to try to keep it under wraps that his career is failing. He's already switching back to doing face videos to try to slow the bleed of his old fans since they liked that material better. We saw him do similar when he realized his makeupless react videos performed horribly too (or his motorcycle riding ones). He's not going to go quietly, but likely will just keep trying new gimmicks hoping something will stick all the while silently selling off equipment, toys, etc. to stay afloat. The studio is going to have to go at some point and then maybe we'll even see them move. I know nonnas have pointed out how ridiculously cheap his rent is at their current place though, so he might be kind of locked in there for good as he wouldn't really be able to afford someplace else. I still think Kat is going to jump ship at some point, but probably not until Jake has nothing else to offer her. She can still get the occasional budget holiday right now on top of apparent shien hauls which seems to suffice. As soon as a "better" alternative man crosses her path at work, she'll be gone. It's the end of the month so we'll probably see a nice dip in his subs again across accounts in September. Can't wait for his Patreon to sink under 50 subscribers. kek

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He's supposed to be streaming on Youtube right now, but he's either not showing up at all or running late. There's no announcements about him canceling his YT stream today or anything anywhere either (IG, Twitter, Discord, etc). So much for streaming being "the most fun he's ever had" and "his passion". As soon as Clair left he's barely showing up anymore.

No. 1890189

I knew that the weird fetish shit he was doing for Clair was going to be the final nail in the coffin of his channel. It basically gave all the snaccs who hated the VR content but were staying out of (misplaced) loyalty an excuse to leave.

No. 1890307

3 WHOLE DAYS in labor just wow lmao no wonder her self esteem is on the floor.Imagine going through that for some ugly fat moid's shitty genes.

No. 1890377

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Pores? We don't know her.

No. 1890378


The other nonna's were right, Jake mentally checking out of the new dad role he put himself in. Can't even be bothered to join her with dropping her son to school.

No. 1890381


Can hardly recognize her sheesh

No. 1890418

Didn't boast about any over the top, dangerous birthday presents this year either

No. 1890626

Didn't bother to screencap it, but Kat posted multiple photos in celebration of Issacs's 4th birthday the other day and Jake was completely radio silent. He streamed on Twitch (completely unscheduled and unpromoted) that day too. He hasn't been posting to any of his social medias at all actually, his last twitter post was August 22nd to promote a stream and he hasn't made an IG story update since returning from holiday despite streaming a few times since. It's odd that he keeps streaming to Twitch after saying he wouldn't due to low viewership, especially when it isn't on his schedule to and at times he isn't supposed to either. It really feels like he's slowly giving up and falling into a depressive episode lately. You reap what you sow I suppose.

No. 1890640

She’s in the passenger seat nonna, Jake is driving

No. 1890714

Her wrinkles are so obvious even with the heavy fondation and filters kek put on some sunscreen and retinol at least if you really want to stay youthful instead of calling some ugly ass midget daddy

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I am revolted at how greasy and stringy this guys hair is, he looks like he hasn't used soap in months

No. 1890802

its amazing how being with an ugly manlet who has no respect for women can age someone. that, and drinking. shes too dumb to figure this out though

No. 1890819

>>1890626 I might be being stupid, but I couldn't find his jester jake channel on yt, didn't he have one on there?

No. 1890908

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Zombieguts made Kitty a new avatar and it's actually nicely animated and drawn even if the overall design is very "weeb's first deviantart OC". It looks like she's charging anywhere from $5500 to $8000 for the model alone (well over Jake's $2k limit previously set on his prior avatars), and they have to pay someone else for or do the rigging themselves. I fully suspect that Jake was trying to weasel in and make nice with Kitty's group to try to get free or discounted art from Zombieguts and mooch off his girlfriend's (chocovania) decent sized fanbase. Instead it looks like he only managed to bleed some of his snaccs to Kitty. kek

I can't seem to find it, but I've had difficulty finding it before. His tiktok and twitch username is still "itsjesterjake", but he hasn't bothered to update the tiktok since July. He's supposed to stream today on Twitch at 4pm CT (in like 10 minutes) but considering how sporadic he's been streaming and where, who knows if he's actually going to show up.

No. 1890927

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Jake hasn't bothered to show up to his own scheduled stream time again, but he did post this to Instagram. To be a fly on the wall of that house right now.

No. 1890950

He absolutely does look greasy, though his face actually isn’t too bad. He just has the look of someone who spends most of their time in a dark room with no air ventilation.

No. 1890951

>It looks like she's charging anywhere from $5500 to $8000 for the model alone
So retarded weebs are willing to pay thousands for some Deviant Art level OC artwork? Looks like I'm in the wrong business.
>mooch off his girlfriend's (chocovania) decent sized fanbase
Not to derail too much but Chocovania is a TIM, he got clocked a few threads back.

No. 1890952

Considering how much time Jake has been spending trying to create his own avatars, I wonder if he’s planning to try to do it “professionally”. I think that given time, he would be able to do that. That said, I have no doubt that whatever he comes up with would look over-designed and tacky as hell. And he would no doubt hate it, because it would involve other people telling him what to do.

No. 1890953

>though his face actually isn’t too bad
He looks like a caveman to me, certainly no anime pretty boy

No. 1890984

In typical Jake fashion, he has since deleted it.
Thank you for catching this nonna.

No. 1890987


His sense of entitlement is showing.

No. 1890990

>considering how sporadic he's been streaming and where, who knows if he's actually going to show up.

This leads me to believe the other nonna's speculation of him starting a local job outside the home more likely.

No. 1891018

From memory Jake said he spent most of Isaac's birthday playing video games with him. I'm not the biggest fan of kids getting a heap of screen time before the age of 5 but it's probably the only way Jake will tolerate spending time with him. I hope Isaac doesn't turn into a mini Jake, locking himself in his bedroom and playing vidya by himself all day.
Here it is nonita. For some reason if you forget the @ symbol the link doesn't work. I guess it might be a feature with newer Youtube channels?
I agree that he's not hideous (honestly neither is Jake when he has eyebrows). It's just annoying that he says that he has a sailor's mouth as a caveat to yell whatever sexist slurs and insults he wants during streams.
Inb4 he commits violence? Yikes
I can't see him mingling with the unworthy and unwashed masses of Belfast. If he did pick up a side gig I bet it's virtual.

No. 1891030

So obviously butthurt by kayas plushie

No. 1891036

Can’t get the video to play. What is it?

No. 1891039

A nonna took a screen recording of a reel Jake shared in his Instagram stories. It's some podcast bro that says, 'I don't care what anyone says, good people get tired of being good to ungrateful people. You can be the nicest person in the world but eventually you're gonna hit your threshold and you're gonna say enough is enough'

No. 1891042

You can just tell how bad he must smell just from that picture

Of course it's always shit people that repost that quote

No. 1891094

That cat plush is adorable (I’m aware this is no Kaya thread)

No. 1891107

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A little autistic (and I'm sorry this is an mspaint eyesore kek), but I've been keeping track of when he streams thanks to his automated discord bot. He's taken 16 days off this month including the vacation. His main source of income now that Clair is gone is probably his YouTube "snacc" subs, but I'm sure those are dwindling down due to inactivity as he's only streamed 4 out of the promised 13 YouTube streams so far this month (there's one last one scheduled tomorrow 4-8pm CT). Beyond that he's making very little off Patreon and Youtube now, a maximum of $883, which makes the more realistic median something like $441. With no sponsorships and very few donations these days he's definitely making less than minimum wage now. It's very possible he's looking for a job, but I'd be surprised if he has one already considering he probably has unrealistic standards in comparison to his actual work experience.

I don't think this one has to do with Kaya's plushie tbh, but I'm sure he's going to be extremely livid when he sees it get fully funded. It's already at 50% funded only a day or two in. Something tells me this was either aimed at snaccs not giving him the support he feels he deserves or maybe even something more personal. Really hope Kat isn't letting this angry manlet punch holes in doors and terrorize her and the kid just because people won't give him money for making endless poop and fart jokes anymore.

No. 1891108

Good people don't need to convince people that they're good. Also that's a fucked up mindset. "I'm a good person and if you don't think so, I'm going to take it out on you"

No. 1891135

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Noticed something funny. Even though Kitty has 10k less followers on Twitter, he got 450+ more likes on his post than Jake did on his. I know Jake is still liking and sharing kitty's posts at times, but this has got to be getting under his skin at this point.

No. 1891141

I can absolutely see this being directed either at Kaya ( she answered an ask recently about how to get over a breakup with " get under someone better jk jk" or something to that affect) or his audience which is funny coming from the most ungrateful inconsiderate entitled piece of shit on the platform, he really thinks he's owed gratitude for his mediocre content. The man genuinely believes he deserves to be famous. There's something so delicious about his vtuber friend getting significantly more engagement than he is considering how obvious it is that Jake thinks he's superior. His whole vtubing pivot has been a costly disaster. I also agree he's definitely trying to use kitty and his connections to get free work done for his avatar, I wouldn't trust anyone like Jake to be an actual friend given how often he talks about not needing them and how frequently he loses the ones he does claim to have. Kitty, if you read here: get outta there while you can. He will bleed you dry or bring you down to his subterranean levels.

No. 1891151

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I got a screenshot of said IG story which a.) adds to the mountain of evidence that Kaya is dating the Duke and b.) is another subtle dig at Jake.
I understand that very few people remain sexually attracted to each other in a 10yr+ relationship which saw both parties change a lot in physical appearance (namely weight) and aesthetic/style (many, many unflattering choices were made) but still, it's been funny to see them go after each other's appearance post break-up in the most ruthless and public ways.

No. 1891185

The hilarious part is his predicament is all his own fault. Anyone who does not know him can not see his lives. Even if they would like his content they would never know unless they accidentally find him live. It looks like he does nothing on twitch.

No. 1891188

He wouldn't listen to people telling him not do certain things because it would ruin him, I can't find the tweet where he said he wouldn't listen.

His own arrogance has been his downfall, and its hilarious!

No. 1891195

>good people
>requires gratitude for your ""goodness""
yeah good people don't keep a tally of their good deeds and don't expect anything back, transactional ragemonkeys like Jake do though

Hope he is enjoying seeing Kaya's plushie quickly meet its sales goal and her vagueposting about being under "hotter people" kek

No. 1891240

Uhoh Kat, sounds like you'd best get out before there isn't even a studio to shelter the winter in

No. 1891256

Tinfoiling here but I think Kaya's ex-boyfriend has almost no income and no savings and Kat is having to pay more bills than she expected and is getting annoyed. Jake will ofcourse see this as her being ungrateful because he was paying for so much the first year and he got such a nice house and studio complex (that he can't afford) for her to use. Such an ungrateful bitch. lmao

No. 1891317

I do think he could still save himself from the death spiral, but only if he actually admits to, and says sorry for, all the crap he has done over the years - and also manages to find a way to renengage his lapsed snaccs (maybe by ditching all the vr and finding a new 'Goff' form of content for his channel, like makeup tutorials or something.) But it would all depend on him being able to make a credible-sounding apology, and that's the only thing he can't fake… his ego would never let him

No. 1891323

It was all so avoidable! He was warned that what he’s done would tank his ‘career’ but no, he just had to go full arsehole on his ex, get his crusty dick out on the internet and ditch a format that was working for him in favor of some VR bollocks no one wants to watch. He’s his own worst enemy.

No. 1891328

>Really hope Kat isn't letting this angry manlet punch holes in doors and terrorize her and the kid
I hope he is doing that already.Pick me's deserve what they get for fucking over other women for a crumb of worthless dick cheese IDGAF.

No. 1891362

You're fucking retarded. It's not kids fault that his mom is a pickme, he don't deserve all of this.(infighting)

No. 1891368

Listen you fucking retard you frequent a gossip site nobody gives a shit about your poor attempts at virtue signaling.I hope skat pays well for fucking a woman over like that and for someone like fake out of all people it's going to be very satisfying. Not anyone's fault that the kid's parents are a couple of retarded assholes allowing their spawn to live with someone well known for severe anger issues especially after being warned by his ex directly.Fuck Skat and her scrotling.(embarrassing)

No. 1891369

Imagine being so pressed over some lolcows. Pull out your butt plug and learn to have fun you loser

No. 1891372

Imagine trying to act all hollier than thou on lolcow over some retarded pick me's scrotling kek
I am having fun actually.Watching this shit show go down has been fun can't wait for shit to go down further and he starts punching holes in doors and making her cry in a corner tho

No. 1891379

Sure, Jan

Ok, back on track. After some nonnies presumed that Jake is working somewhere, I keep thinking, were he could work? I mean, look at him: unlikable, useless, dumb and angry. I'm sure he won't listen to superiors, couldn't communicate with clients and have crooked hands.
I bet even Tesco and McDonalds don't want him.

No. 1891381

The irony is that if he had stuck to VR silent hill and actually had made the videos interesting or actually about silent hill beyond "hey watch me point at pixels and go 'oh wow'" his audience probably would have enjoyed the content and he could have increased his potential fans by drawing in the quite deprived for content silent hill fans. Instead he managed to sink lower than reaction videos and lost more snacks by trying to make weird porn
Uber meal delivery?

No. 1891432

Does not help that no one can see any of his content except for the react vids on youtube. He should at least leave his streams up for a month before he privates them for patreon or whatever.

No. 1891441

he also removed all the clips from his Twitch after insisting his viewers take clips for him

No. 1891444

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No. 1891552

I find it interesting that he is using the alchemical symbol with his hands that represent the union of opposites, example: male and female, sky and earth.

Commonly seen on the androgynous statue of Baphomet.

Of course, with his narcissistic nature, he probably doesn't understand what it means and using it to appeal to the younger generation.

No. 1891573

It’s as above so below anon

No. 1891574

When did Fake become spiritual kek

No. 1891575

>It's as above so below
Yes my friend. That's the literal meaning of "alchemical symbol of the union of opposites".

I'm very happy other nonna's know this.

To be fair nonna, I don't think he is. But I could very well be wrong.

No. 1891581

Didn't Silent Hill have a deity based on Baphomet called the Incubus? I don't play the games but maybe he saw the symbols there first.

No. 1891582

He's been repping Satanic symbols sometimes for a while but has never talked about Satanism or concepts like as above so below, as far as I know. So it's probably just for the image, kind of like how he used ouiji board imagry but doesn't believe is ghosts.

No. 1891592

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Only managed to catch a portion of the stream but here's a recap of what I did catch:
>Streaming to 16-28 viewers, no donations were made while I was watching within a 2 hour span.
>Jake claims he moved out and paid for a house all by himself at 18
>Complains about the cost of everything going up, bills, flights, etc.
>Says he wanted to leave the UK but "now he can't"
>Says "and that's why we're all broke" in regards to the cost of living
>Blames youtube for his failing channel and low views, says youtube is dying
>Seems really fixated on how large American houses are in comparison to European homes
>Complains how Europeans all speak different languages but "Americans all speak English"
>Continues to glorify American living despite saying it's a shitshow in the USA
>Said he used to pay only $350 rent for a three bedroom (10 years ago) and complained about how he can't find a place that cheap anymore
>Complains his current energy bill is half as much as his current rent is
>Talks about how much he hated working a regular job (mentions the call center and Apple store jobs)
>Jake gushes about Kat doing all the house cleaning including his laundry
>Jake says his responsibility is to "work as much as possible and make sure the bills are paid"
>Says new movies are all bad, he and Kat only watch 80s movies lately
>Says Kat watches a lot of reality tv and he doesn't like any of it
>Says he's "very much a liberal", but repeats various conservative talking points

Tbh, I kind of stopped paying much attention at the tail-end because he was just droning on and on about danny elfman being overrated or something and some nonsense about fighting game characters. I was surprised when he claimed he had his own place at 18 though, wasn't he kicked out and moved in with Kaya's family or was he older than that when they got together and he moved in? I can never remember the exact timelines. Also kek at him endlessly bitching about bills, basically admitting he's gone broke, and the fact that Kat does all the housekeeping including his laundry. Also kind of figures she's into reality TV, despite her "alternative" styling she really does seem incredibly basic.

No. 1891616

>Jake gushes about Kat doing all the house cleaning including his laundry
kek fake is so open about seeing women as nothing but maids and fleshlights.Scrotes will be scrotes.

No. 1891628

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Just noticed the "snacc count" and could have sworn he had a bunch before. Went looking in the old threads and just two months ago on Twitch his "snacc count" was at 476. While today he's only at 96? Is it Youtube's fault that his VR career on Twitch is tanking too? kek

No. 1891636

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Tried to find out what his current number of "snaccs" or paid subscribers on YouTube are for comparison, but since he hasn't been streaming there much lately I couldn't really find anything. However, in the old threads I did find screencaps from 7 months and 2 months ago showing his dwindling numbers there too. If he's at something like 300 subs now, he might still be making around $1k off his YT snacc subs. Twitch takes a larger percentage though, so he's likely only getting around $240 this month from those subs. Not sure why he's so determined to keep streaming on Twitch when that isn't even where the money is at for him. It's almost like he wants to fail.

Couple this information with >>1891107 we can assume he's getting something like $1,500-$2,000 this month, not including any of the small donations he gets from stream to stream. It's really no wonder he spent half his stream stressing about bills and rent.

No. 1891659

this made me LOL. she is as delusional about pulling off a "Lolita" or "Coquette" resemblance as Jake is about appearing to be "hunky British goth lad" who is "5'10".

No. 1891667

and just how happy she sounds giggling with her friend! meanwhile all he can do is post passive aggressive quotes about reaching his limit of being "mr. nice guy." rageaholics are not nice lol, what a sad moron.

No. 1891673

does he speak any other language other than English? awww good for Kat, she's signed up for a relationship full of unpaid emotional labor. what a good woman. no wonder she drinks so much and watches reality TV, that's what bored depressed housewives in the US do. but she still has to work… that's too bad. so much for upgrading into fortune and fame. I know it's good to make your own money but I don't think Jake is letting her keep it for a very rainy day or for Isaac's future. I would NEVER commingle with a broke ass boyfriend.
and he is failing his manly job of making sure all the bills are paid.
his ideal division of labor "woman cleans, men pay" is very Conservative sexist bullshit.

No. 1891678

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Not only is it looking like Kayas plush will get funded (over 50% with 19 days to go) her latest video to announce the plushie has out performed his most recent in 2 days. Turns out people want the wholesome cat stuff don’t they Fake? Not some tit raging behind an avatar.


Of course he gushes about Kat doing all the housework. That’s what women are for isn’t Jake? He’s so transparent.


$1500 - $2000 works out at around £1183-£1577. $240 at £189. Not enough to live on that’s for sure. I always wondered why he always prices things in dollars, I thought it was because a huge chunk of his audience are American, now I think it’s because it makes him sound better off.


He’s not spiritual, he’s a really obnoxious kind of atheist, which makes it even more hilarious that he’s shacked up with a priests daughter.

No. 1891709

>>1891592 ok so, she does all the cleaning and everything but still works? I assume she does pretty much all the childcare too (remember when jake used to say him and Kat we're both 'co-parenting' the kid? He doesn't boast about that anymore kek.) Wow Kat, way to degrade yourself. There is no way she is getting enough time and gifts from Joke to make this in any way worth it. Looks like what he really wanted Kaya to do was ALL of the housework, and not just her share.

No. 1891765


He wants to be mothered I reckon. Clean up after him, cook his meals, do his laundry, listen to him drone on endlessly. His mummy issues are glaringly obvious at this point.

No. 1891805

she's a bangmaid that also has to work and a single mum kek not sure if tracing coloring books should be counted as a real job tho they really deserve each other that troon the duke sounds like an upgrade compared to fake at least he's tall and isn't openly sexist

No. 1891852

Most of the ranting was about how hard it is to be the man in a relationship with many references to being the breadwinner and having to clean after work - this confirmed to me that the reel he posted a couple of days ago was about Kaya.
I love that he forgot to mention he went on welfare for a year to goof off and make music and lived in Kaya's Dad's house from 2013-2016, probably paying little to no rent. He may not have been quite as useless as Kaya but he still fucked up a lot and benefited from support.
>Jake gushes about Kat doing all the house cleaning including his laundry
Kat's gonna get tired of washing your skid-marked underwear and become increasingly resentful that you spend all your time on a dying V-tubing career instead of working a real job
>Says he's "very much a liberal", but repeats various conservative talking points
When he started talking about movies I could immediately tell he'd been watching The Critical Drinker - he called the Barbie movie anti-men even though he hadn't watched it or read in-depth reviews and praised Oppenheimer because it was 'nice to see Hollywood finally show smart men on screen' lolwut (once again he admitted he hadn't watched it).
>I was surprised when he claimed he had his own place at 18
He moved to Belfast in mid-2010 and initially lived in Kaya's Dad's house before eventually moving into his own place in October that year (according to Kaya's old LiveJournal). He was technically 19 at the time and bouncing between jobs. All the while Kaya was living at her Mum's where she was supposed to finish college but she kept staying over at Jake's and eventually dropped out of her studies. This was the place that had the years long accruing electricity bill which he complained about having to pay yet in older videos he said the costs were eventually waived…there's inconsistency with his story.

No. 1891876

Samefag. I meant to say they lived in Kaya's Dad's house from 2015 to 2016

No. 1891939

Sorry! I'm that anon and did it in American dollars by default. I don't know what the cost of living or even minimum wage is in the UK, but 2k usd a month is minimum wage where I'm from. Any UK anons have any insight on this? I can't imagine he's going to be able to keep "paying all the bills" making so little even if his rent is unusually low. He has another holiday planned for February 2024, I have to wonder if his money issues are going to become more obvious by then.

No. 1891972

I mean it's a given that tims are sexist cos they transition based on a very coombrained caricature idea of a woman, yeah though at least kaya isn't stuck doing all his cooking and cleaning with a kid in tow while he rages on his computer all day, bleak.

No. 1892074

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Probably not for long, Kat.

No. 1892115

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Ngl, with all the pole posting she does, I thought she'd at least be halfway decent at it, but I'll let this video speak for itself. kek

No. 1892127

he claimed to be teaching himself japanese and wanted to learn spanish (possibly other languages) to be able to have basic convo while traveling.

No. 1892168

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I went to check up on Clair and saw the artwork she made for her YT profile pic. I guess this is a depiction of when she shat on the floor and the dog ate her shit? Poor Zena, you deserved better girl.
Clair sounds very unwell…maybe she got sectioned?

No. 1892177

it seems unsteady, did they buy it off aliexpress or from spencer's? This isn't something i'd feel comfortable being upside down on kek

No. 1892305

The cost of living in the UK is low compared to the US (even with currency conversion) however wages are lower, and Jake insists on having a large house, studio, bikes, holidays, new tech equipment, drinking, etc all of which adds up. Man has never lived frugally and 1.5k or whatever he is netting every month is not really enough for the lifestyle he tries to have.

No. 1892309

That looks… awkward.

No. 1892618

Is claire still absent from stream then?

No. 1892757

It's built into a big platform and should be steady, but she's throwing her weight around rather awkwardly which is why it's looking so wobbly in the clip.

This is actually something Jake drew her in a VRchat doodle world which makes it more hilariously sad. You can see the rest of the world in the background. Also, no recent Clair sightings still. I peeked around her other social media and everything hasn't been updated in months now. She still has her husband listed as her husband, but he doesn't seem very active online either, so the divorce tinfoil might have some merit still.

No. 1893197

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Jake is right back into skipping scheduled stream days. Silence across all his social media per the usual too. Kat blessed us with this awful selfie promoting her OF at least. These two are always so boring on the weekends, guess that's a side effect of when you don't ever go out or have any irl friends though.

No. 1893250

She looks like an actual troon and i'm not even trying to be mean kek

No. 1893393

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Jake skipped streaming again today, no sign of him on instagram, twitter, or discord. Kat had a "girls day" though which was apparently just her and her friend eden pole dancing together at jake's grubby studio. Really have got to wonder where Jake has been lately. Starting to really believe the job tinfoil.

No. 1893398

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ngl, kat's body looks very different in this clip she shared compared to the "girls day" selfie too. At first I thought eden was heavier than her, but they actually look pretty close in shape and size in the video.

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No. 1893401

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guess they don't clean the floors there ever judging by eden's filthy feet

No. 1893703

The second image she looks pregnant in that angle

No. 1893842

I hope she is that would be the nail on her pick me ass bitch coffin kek

No. 1893961

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Kat uploaded another clip of her pole dancing. Judging by the bottles of liquor and beer littering the place I think she's just bloated. Massive kek at Jake calling this body type "slender and elegant" though.

No. 1893975

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Jake hasn't streamed in days now, but he has finally updated his instagram story and it's with a salty millennial meme of course. Hilarious how he's so bitter at zoomers when the meme is clearly made by a millennial and for millennials.

Pretty sure he's slowly giving up. No new video in nearly two weeks. He skipped a total of 15 scheduled streams last month, so over 50% of what he's previously promised. Already skipped 4-5 a week into this month depending on if he bothers to stream later today. If he doesn't drop a new YT video today or tomorrow he'll be behind on that too. No new music since May, so he's three months behind on that. Obviously no patreon or OF updates to be seen in forever now, no tiktok updates since July, etc. I think we might be witnessing the actual end of his online career. So glad he got all those awful face tattoos and the massive headwound tattoo just in time for him to have to find a regular job.

No. 1894292

>hunky goth
I thought all of the controversy around him before these threads was because he said he hated goths and doesn't identify with them. His entire personality is fake.

No. 1894320

Wasn't it that he called himself goth to try and get on the radar but said he hated the music a bunch of times?

No. 1894481

yes, and actual goth subculture is about the music, not the fashion. you can partake in both if you want, but if you don't like the music, youre not goth whatsoever. idk what to call fake other than a pompous prick

No. 1894576

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He's a fake goth for sure and only keeps the aesthetic for the views. He's tried to drop it and rebrand before (hunky British lad video for example kek) but his views suffered so he ultimately went back to his goffik clown paint. I think it's why he saw vtubing as the ultimate solution, he can just make himself a "hunky" goth boy avatar to hide behind while he chavs it up behind the scenes, but we've all seen how wonderfully that failed. The way he has been dressing lately too >>1886746 is hardly goth. He has no genuine interest in the subculture whether it's the music or the fashion. It was only ever for the attention it got him.

No. 1894578

Samefag but just realizing how funny it is in hindsight that 22k used to be "low views" for him considering where he's at now. Bet he'd kill to have a video break 20k views now.

No. 1894595

I’ve never watched one of his videos but seeing the title be HUNKY TATTOOED BRITISH LAD just absolutely sent my sides to space. Hunky????? In what universe kek

No. 1894669

I really need Jake to just get a Second Life account and go be a horny avatar on there. At least you can manipulate some babygirls into being pay pigs on there for a good avatar and maybe some real money.

No. 1894761

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Did Kat forget which account she should have posted it on?

If not, then can only imagine a seething Jake kek or he must not be giving her much attention these days

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No. 1894783

kek at the dirty feet

No. 1894832

theyre so gross. slovenliness is not sexy. all that effort and can't even make sure your feet are clean for a pic. and I thought Jake gushed over kat because she does all the cleaning… everything but the floors, evidently.
she is so thirsty for attention, it's sad.

No. 1894866

Too drunk to bother cleaning first probably. >>1893961

No. 1894899

tbf what the hell is he not doing when he's not streaming that he can't mop or something considering she does all the childcare and feeding stuffs it seems at the very absolute least

No. 1895228

He said it's his job to "work all the time" to "make sure the bills are paid" on stream just last month. Not sure how he's going to do that with on only 1.5-2k a month and only streaming once this month. Doubt he has a job already, but I bet he's looking. Not sure what he'd be qualified for and with all those doodles on his face and neck, he's probably pretty limited on who would even hire him. Feel like we're in the eye of the storm right now in regards to his downward spiral.

No. 1895353

He posted a stream on YouTube a few hours ago, but it’s members only. The title said he cut off all his hair. Buzzed? Bald? Probably looks like shit either way.

No. 1895512

Further evidence he's job hunting. Gotta get rid of the colored mop.

No. 1895592

One month ago he while working on the "jester jake" avatar on stream he was saying how he was planning to grow his hair out like the avatar. It's extremely telling that he suddenly chopped it all off. Wonder what he plans to do about his face and head tattoos. Is he going to be going into his new min wage job with caked on foundation everywhere? kek

interesting how silent the altcows thread has been in regards to kaya this past week. Even the ig story screenshot spamming anon is mysteriously missing.

No. 1895627

Yeah, I noticed that lack of posting, too. Regarding his hair, I’m kind of wondering if he’s trying to go for that tattooed skinhead aesthetic. It would look terrible on him, but it’s def the kind of thing he’d think would make him look tough. If anyone has access to the stream, I’d love to hear what the reasoning behind it was.

No. 1895637

>It would look terrible on him
That look is horrible on anyone tbh but it would extra ugly on a fat midget like Jake

No. 1895638

Fake and his pick me doormat can't even get a minimum wage job with all the hideous tattoos and fucked up reputation not to mention Fake's anger issues that being said it would be precious seeing his ass work a minimum wage job to support some guy's kid and a cigarette breath onlyfails whore like the pathetic cuck he is especially since he told his ex that she would have to get a minimum wage job like it was the worst thing in the world lmfao

No. 1895647

Yeah I'm not sure how it is out in Ireland, but I can't imagine he would have many options as far as employment. He might be able to work at a call center again or something, but almost anywhere that is customer facing won't want someone like him working the floor or counter. Kat at least can tattoo (even if her work is questionable at best), Jake doesn't seem to have any real skills to bring to the table. Maybe if he plays nice with kat's beefcake boss he'll let him answer the phones at the shop or something. Kek

No. 1895699

Here in the states if you have a piercing or small tattoo on the face you can get away with a little bandaid on it. But Jake would need like a bandage wrapped around his head to cover the shitty tattoos. Plus a turtleneck. He could try to be a tattoo artist like Kat because that is one job you can get away with looking like that. She could teach him lol. but I'll bet her friends/coworkers already hate him so he can't go in their studio and be an apprentice.

No. 1895701

I could totally see him becoming a tattoo artist after everything else fails him. The question is, is he any good at art? Or would he inevitably fall to tracing other peoples work like scat?

No. 1895704

a vet student from Ireland said there are many farming opportunities there. she says their pig farmers are really rough around the edges (she had to learn about systems of swine production and had never been more disgusted in her life, not by the pigs but by the farmhands). I had a premonition of Jake shoveling pig shit.

No. 1895715

if he had any aptitude, we would already know about it. what little musical inclination he has he tries to show off like an idiot savant.
if he could draw he would have already tried to show kaya and kat up by now. kaya was pretty good at any art project she picked up and he seemed to sincerely compliment her. he seems proud that Kat can do what she does… he probably cannot even draw a stick figure. he would probably fuck up tracing.

No. 1895723

It's just fucking pathetic how Skat and Fake waisted their prime years despite of being privileged enough to be born in a somewhat first world country kek none of them got any education or actual careers and are stuck doing bullshit 'jobs' and selling ugly porn online i mean to be fair i don't really like kaya but her life sounds amazing compared to skat at least she didn't mutilate her body going through 3 days of labor for some butt ugly doodled up moid that looks like the bald twins in Alice in wonderland and is doing all of the childcare and house keeping for another butt ugly midget moid WHILE working part time.Honestly a woman simply living her best life without a scrote or his spawn holding her back is a winner doesn't even need to have degrees or a career to be considered one kek I almost feel bad for Skat

No. 1895724

Having watched his streams where he edits and works on the jester Jake avatar. He seems to have a basic understanding of photoshop and can edit already drawn images, but doesn't seem to have much of an artistic ability or eye himself. He's constantly trying to get free art from fans or friends of friends (kitty's crew for example). Honestly besides his piss poor attempts at nude photography, that hilarious music video he shot of himself washing up on a beach, his mediocre music and covers, etc. The only time I can think of him ever showing any kind of artistic ability is maybe when he tried to sculpt a vulva out of children's playdough at issacs 3rd birthday party. There's no way he's going to become a tattoo artist or make it through an apprenticeship.

No. 1895725

I think it's so delulu when people say kat is "a trophy girlfriend" and shit. that implies Jake is well off and she is sitting pretty. the woman has to work, gets no compensation for all the unpaid emotional labor she has to do at home for the scrote and another scrote's spawn, no awesome gifts that are JUST FOR HER not a stupid "shared experience" other than a stripper pole lmao at least jake bought kaya clothes, earrings, scooters, whatever she wanted pretty much… while kat just gets his chode in her mouth and place to live. whoop de whoop, it's not an upgrade, she still has to work her ass off if she wants a better life than this someday, and he could still dump her for someone taller, slimmer, more "elegant." I fail to see this "Big Shot and his Trophy" scenario. and I agree Kaya has the enviable life here.

No. 1895727

Kaya went on several vacations and had fun with her female friends and the troon while Skat has to fuck that midget every single vacation or getaway she gets lol she's better off alone as a single mum at this point at least she wouldn't have to clean up after that chav gordan ramsay ass

No. 1897486

Jake is streaming some Batman game on YT right now. He started 2 hours ago which would have been noon his time - such a strange time, I assume his new streams have to be scheduled around his new job. From the title it seems like it'll be a long one. Oh, and for the nonnas who were curious before - Jake's hair isn't shaved, just very short.

No. 1897487

Samefag. Here's the link.

No. 1897518

I doubt he has a job. Said there will be a new music video coming in the next few days. He whined about the state of react videos and then spend a long time looking on killstar and disturbia. Laughed at some models tatts like his are such works of art lmao

No. 1897610

He already signed off after 6 hours, so much for a "REALLY long stream". I guess compared to his two hour streams lately six might seem "really long", but if the dude can't even manage to sit and stream for eight hours, I can't imagine him trying to work a full shift at a job. He's barely streamed this month too, maybe twice a week so far? He's completely fallen off his supposed "passion project" of vtubing too.

No. 1897799

What a neanderthal looking brow ridge, does he ever get to see his lids

No. 1897840

I caught part of a stream last week where someone asked him why he was missing streams. He said he was busy working on something but from memory he didn't use the word job, training or project. He said that it 'brought peace to his life' but he asserted that he would not reveal what it is. I'm sure a couple of mods know what it is but otherwise he was extremely tight lipped and didn't give any hints of its nature to chat. I still think there's a good chance it's a side hustle of some sort, probably a few shifts of manual work or UberEats a fortnight. He could also be renting out the studio which could explain why he hasn't done a VR stream in weeks.
I also noticed he's on another fitness kick in the wake of all the boozy holidays - he was flexing a lot and talking about the gym.

No. 1897974

The way this mf looks is a red flag in itslef how can someone look at him then be like yup that's a mentally stable looking guy i should date him kek his entire look screams insecurity and mental illness.

No. 1898213

>He said that it 'brought peace to his life'
well it's not psychotherapy, probably not religion (unless it's a cult or something?)…
maybe he's struggling to keep the mask up around kat and the kid now so he's been doing some "work on himself" to placate kat? like "working" on anger management or something. Not applying himself obviously (and probably bullshit versions of actual help if he's not just spending extra time masturbating alone in VR), but paying lip service to kat but bragging to his entourage for all the credit nonetheless

No. 1898262

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I'm willing to bet he's harassing Kaya. She's having a super stressful time and he's posting this..

No. 1898396

I wonder if he's trying to go after her for slander or something stupid in order to sue her for "damages". His little manlet ego really can't let go and he can't seem to accept that he crash and burned his own career.

No. 1898516

Highly doubtful as I’m 99% sure she has a restraining order on him as solicitors were involved

No. 1898542

oh no what's going on with her? I really want to buy one of those Sebastian cats but for $30.00?! were jakes as much? it seems so expensive for the quality. but the cat looks JUST like Sebastian and I'd love for hers to get funded while Jake's ugly e girl one failed TWICE haha. I was the anon who said they wanted to buy a couple, but looks like I'm having Jake's poverty problem and can only get one.
any other farmer's fund the cat of this cow who has passed on to greener pastures?

No. 1898555


Fuck off Duke(hi cow)

No. 1898577

lol. No.

No. 1898591

Makeship plushies are always that price. But they're one of a kind limited runs and only get made if they meet the threshold (at least 200 sold) which is why Jake's second never got made.

No. 1898608

I think he would lmao but it would be a lolsuit and nothing would come out of it except for milk and further damage to is already dead career.As for Skat what kind of self respecting woman stays with someone who's still obsessively raging over his ex posting passive agressive quotes about her even after over a year of the breakup? kek zero self respect or dignity.

No. 1898620

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>I was the anon who said they wanted to buy a couple
Pls stop drawing so much attention to yourself

No. 1898821

>I'm obsessed with kaya's perfect plump limps mmmmmm and I want to see her do better than jake cos I just love her so much, I'm disappointed with the reality of who she really is and tell myself she's a cow in greener pastures now
>im not a whiteknight come on you guys

No. 1899034

It's almost funded. Way to go, whoever the person is from here who bought 5!

No. 1899086

I want to see it get funded just so joke can post salty insta stories and seeth lol

No. 1899101

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It’s funded.

No. 1899521

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Jake finally posted something trying to be sexy. To be fair to him the fact he hid most of himself makes this picture probably the best one he's made in years. There are 2 red marks on his finger and knuckle on the hand he is holding the phone with. Are those from his shit tattoo or did he ran into another wall?

No. 1899529

The markings kinda looks like russell's sign

No. 1899537

kek, maybe he felt fat so he purged the last few days he was quiet. As if a weekend of purging could fix his body rn
Kat's probably going through some extra tough weight shaming with fake's inept need to make his insecurities his gf's problem

No. 1899540

hasn't fake even said he had an eating disorder when he was a teenager?

No. 1899549

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Most likely from punching doors or walls again, but I wouldn't be shocked if he did develop another ED. Last stream I caught (the batman one on Wednesday) he cracked a "joke" about "screaming at himself in the mirror" when he doesn't work out and acted like that's some kind of universal experience. He definitely has disordered eating habits (constantly fiending over fast-food and salivates anytime McDonalds is mentioned in chat), weirdly obsessed with talking about steroids on stream (he spent at least a half an hour that stream talking about it again), and being extremely fixated on literally everyone's physiques (including his parents. weird.) So binging and purging doesn't seem impossible or unrealistic given his behavior. I was working on typing up a quick rundown of that stream, but it's fairly boring and it's mostly just 6 hours of him bitching about one thing or another. I'll try to edit the notes down and drop it sometime tomorrow though since the thread has been a little slow lately.

Yeah, he even made an entire video on it a few years back.

No. 1899643

Second this, as soon as I saw it I was like lmao

No. 1899648

File: 1694949832213.png (218.08 KB, 300x406, 300px-Russell's_Sign.png)

As a retard with anger issues, those marks definitely aren't from hitting a wall. I haven't heard of Russel's signs 'til the other anon mentioned it, but I googled it and it looks just like that, picrel. Given that he's showing off his stomach after getting called fat and bloated in here a bunch, I'd bet money he's been purging.

No. 1899715

Ngl, I was pretty skeptical and just defaulted to the scenario we were most familiar with which is him punching doors. But his knuckles do look an awful lot like picrel. He also gained and lost weight very quickly last year as he was looking pretty doughy around their "sitting on a beach in Croatia" trip of 2022. But shortly after was dropping photos of him looking leaner than ever while sperging out about wanting to do steroids in stream (think it was the silent hill VR apartment reveal). Tbh kind of surprised he's not thinner or more muscled given how much he claims to be going to the gym, but I guess his junk food and alcohol diet counters any of the lifting and tinfoiled purging he may be doing he always looks weirdly bloated and undefined.

No. 1899873

I'm just lmao at how he pulled his underwear so low to look taller only to still look like a midget

No. 1899904

Dead eyes and pudgy chin lmao

No. 1900141

Why does one of his hands look chubby and stumpy and massive and the other looks like a little dainty lady hand? I get forced perspective but like, look at the fingers on the hand in the background. Maybe he's using the same filters that make Kat's legs look so long and twiggy.

No. 1900156

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Sorry it's been forever, but here's a breakdown of his stream last Wednesday for a sneak peak at what his "content" is like lately:
> Begins stream with none of the the games he plans to play downloaded already.
> Immediately has a long drawn out meltdown over the success of "today's reaction streamers"
> Says he finished the mixing for a new single, will release it "soon" (only a few months late kek)
> says he misses making vlogs but "content with effort doesn't do well these days"
> First meltdown rant of the night about his seething hatred for zoomers and tiktok
> claims he has a huge backlog of recorded cover tracks he'll never release
> Says he can't release them because he "doesn't have a team to make videos for them"
> Says he "could do a show (concert) at any time" he wants to but he is "too busy"
> Launches into an hour long meltdown over goth fashion brands like killstar, disturbia, and others
> Says Killstar is "goth fast fashion" and "cringe". Admits he is literally wearing a killstar t-shirt while saying this. (and wears literal SHEIN lmao)
> Gets Triggered by the skinny male models on the Punk Rave site and starts making fun of their looks and tattoos
> Says that "vampire style" clothing doesn't look good on him because he is "jacked"
> Calls his current aesthetic "a fucking brawler" and "bruiser goth"
> Talks a surprising amount of shit about his lone recent sponsor, Punk Rave
> Says that he's been "spending too much time working on other things" when a snacc asked where he's been
> Says he hasn't made a new YT video because "he doesn't want to" and that "it's a lot of effort for not enough appreciation"
> Rants that "women have monopolized gothic culture"
> More bitching about alt male models, new rock boots, and zoomers.
> At this point snaccs are beginning to ASK for him to play batman in the chat. lmao
> He continues to rant about how zoomers are lazy and need to "suck it up princess"
> Goes on to shit on Disturbia clothing, calls it "zoomer fetishization of the 90s"
> Weird rant about how not even alternative women want to date alt men and that's why alt men don't exist anymore
> Brags that he's been "sent all the clothes that he wants to wear" and doesn't need to buy clothes anymore (okay shien haul king)
> More seething raged out ranting about zoomers, fashion, and his computer not loading various websites
> Somehow gets into a "I'm at that age where all my heroes are dying" rant regarding macho action movie stars
> Clearly having some crisis about aging. Visibly stressed when saying the members of Dir en grey are in their mid 40s now
> Launches into VERY long "the science of steroids" rant after someone mentions Hugh Jackman
> "The only way you can work out for more than 3 hours, you are on steroids"
> After two hours of him sperging out, he finally plays the batman game for 15 minutes before quitting
> Spends most of that time ogling Harley Quinn's ass and talking about how hard the bat mobile makes him
> Spergs out about Batman lore for longer than he bothered to play the actual game. Fav villain is Joker obviously
> Lady allura calls Jake's flabby arms "sexy". Jake ignores her since she isn't donating
> Someone donates $5 to promote their home-made makeup on etsy, Jake acknowledges them
> He starts doing weird porno moans and saying shit like "Oooou, my pussy OOooou" for some reason
> Almost an hour after quitting batman, he has downloaded and starts to play an old dino crisis game
> Spends half an hour shitting on the game and complaining how bad it is before quitting the game
> Says he hates leg day because "I usually go to the gym with my two best friends" proceeds to flex
> Launches into seething rant about how he hates any movie made after 2018
> Apparently thinks the first Iron Man movie is some kind of cinematic masterpiece lmao
> Cries about "white male characters" being bullied in media. Very upset that there are now strong female characters in film
> Seems to care entirely too much about the new Peter Pan movie (his tinkerbell kink is showing)
> Is unfamiliar with the 90's movie "hackers", ends up launching into a know-it-all "hackerz r cool" infodump no one asked for
> Goes into extreme detail on how to "hack" someone and gain access to their accounts, down to what programs to use and says "I shouldn't be telling you this" multiple times
> Finally after four hours of streaming and only 45 minutes of total gameplay. He's ready to play Cyberpunk 2077
> Spends forever making himself in character creation
> "I don't have the most defined jawline on account of my thickass fucking neck" (kek)
> Finally gets his first real donation of $20 from a snacc apologizing for not being around lately
> Spends most of his time in the game bitching about the game and ogling female characters (including a dying woman's jiggle physics)
> hour into the game and he's having multiple game pausing screaming meltdowns
> follows a random female npc and laments "you have the flattest ass, goddamn"
> doesn't read any of the tutorial pop ups, rages out anytime he gets one, freaks out in battle when he doesn't understand what's going on

I missed the very end of the stream, but over all it was just him screaming about one thing or another with a little bit of bad gameplay thrown in between the screaming seething rants. He was sniffling constantly too? All in all he had about 50-55 viewers at one point, but only made $25 in donations between two donations along with 6 gifted subs from his Mod "JadedSphinx". LMK if you want anything clipped. There were a lot more "pussy" jokes and the like, but if I highlighted them all it'd go on forever.

No. 1900207

>> Says that "vampire style" clothing doesn't look good on him because he is "jacked"
You mean cause vampires are tall and slender and he's well ….stumpy and short KEK this loser is so insecure

No. 1900214

> Rants that "women have monopolized gothic culture"
> Spends most of that time ogling Harley Quinn's ass
> Cries about "white male characters" being bullied in media. Very upset that there are now strong female characters in film
> Seems to care entirely too much about the new Peter Pan movie (his tinkerbell kink is showing)
> Cries about "white male characters" being bullied in media. Very upset that there are now strong female characters in film
> Spends most of his time in the game bitching about the game and ogling female characters (including a dying woman
> follows a random female npc and laments "you have the flattest ass, goddamn"

This manlet can't hide his misogyny and sex pest behavior even if he wanted to.

No. 1900227

im guessing he was angry drunk streaming. its no ones fault but your own Jake that youre an extremely bitter tub of lard afraid of aging. His seething hatred of women and the younger generation knows no bounds.

No. 1900230

Literally! He's so pathetic, if it was anyone else I'd feel sorry for them

No. 1900232

>"The only way you can work out for more than 3 hours, you are on steroids"
KEK. I work out four hours a day minimum every day of the week. Maybe if you stopped drinking, eating junk food and living a sedentary lifestyle you'd surprise yourself and find more stamina. Didn't Kaya say their sex was just like 10 minutes of jackhammering? Fake needs to do more cardio and work on his core strength lmao.

No. 1900237

> I work out four hours a day minimum every day of the week
Post current body

No. 1900239

This isn't /fit/ and it's only two hours in the morning and two hours in the evening. It's not some lofty, unachievable goal.

No. 1900248

Do you have a clip of the hacking part? I'm curious what he said and wondering now if he's still checking Kaya's accounts. Because he had a tendency to flip out at any vague dig post she posted. If he was checking her private messages he would have known she was mocking him with her friends.

No. 1900329

Kek NTA but be serious. Some people are personal trainers/athletes/committed to fitness and have the time and money to work out that much. It’s really not that inconceivable esp considering there are many different ways to work out.

No. 1900367

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I love running names through fake follower checkers and seeing things like this.

No. 1900408

No wonder his YT videos and streams have such low views and interaction. It's crazy to have 420k subs and only get a few thousand views per video.

I can clip it when home. I definitely thought it seemed a little eyebrow raising though. He talked about how hard it was to hack accounts these days due to "two step verification" and how you'd need access to someones phone to get in. Definitely suspicious behavior.

Didn't get the usual drunk vibe tbh. He wasn't sloppy or slurring like he has in the past. Can't tell if it was anything more than allergies or something, but he was sniffling a ton and never bothered with a tissue at any point of the 6 hour stream. There was even one point it looked like he might have sniffed something, but I can clip it for nonnies to judge.

No. 1900578

Making fun of a video game characters flat ass like his gf doesn’t have that trait

No. 1900583

thank you for the recap, he is such a jealous insecure twat and so repetitive with his bitching. claims to have a bunch of cover songs recorded but won’t put them out cos ppl aren’t going to make videos for him lol. what happened to the ~goth~ songs he was supposed to make or using that janky eyesore of an avatar to present his music?

there is nothing he has been working on creatively and if he manages to shit something out it will be super low effort but poor performance is everyone else’s fault.

No. 1900591

which website are you using?

No. 1900652

File: 1695094504448.webm (4.48 MB, 1280x720, 2023-09-18 21-02-49.webm)

The hacking rant was split up a bit and kind of long and drawn out, but here's the main portion.

No. 1900672

He's talking about remote desktop hacking right? People know about it, like knowing you should never click random links from strangers on discord and shit, so if that's all Fake can do then he won't be able to trick anyone except kids who don't have anything valuable in their pc anyway

No. 1900675

Honestly wouldn't have thought anything of it, but the constant switching back and forth between a first person and third person narrative on top of that sadistic glee he exhibits at creating "hell" for the person hacked makes him seem at least a bit guilty. It's more likely he's only fantasized of doing it, but I wouldn't put him above at least attempting it on someone either. The rest of the rant was droning "I'm so smart" blabber mostly, IP addresses, two step verification making it "hard to hack" these days, and him saying working in computer related jobs must be "so easy". Which is a little funny considering how often he seems to have meltdowns over his computer parts not working.

No. 1900707

I'll stop now because it's not relevant but "only" 2 hours twice a day, every day, of working out in the gym is a hell of a lot of working out.

No. 1901112

LOL that is rich. he probably gets everything he knows about tech from "day in the life" posts on tiktok. whoop de whoop they give you a free laptop and air pods, what a cushy life! I doubt he has any aptitude or ability to code or else that's what he would have had history doing instead of call center customer service.

No. 1901394

I noticed how kaya did a vampy video after this was said >>1900207
Or is this just me tinfoiling to hard. Either way his and kaya videos both came out a hour apart and are sitting on the same view count I watched Jakes video and it wasn't to bad but I couldn't finish her video

No. 1901400

Can we stop with the kaya derail/bait. She's already heavily discussed in and the main feature of the altcow thread. The threads were separated to avoid all the infighting/derail shitting up the threads.

No. 1901410

The Croatia vlog he posted recently contains the usual drinking, flexing, and complaining about the heat. There was something kind of gross and offputting about it that I can’t quite pinpoint. I couldn’t finish it. Basic as it is, it’s still outperforming his vtubing vids.

No. 1901591

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Here's a dropbox link for any nonnas who want to watch the Croatia vlog without giving him views:


picrel was personally my favorite part. absolute ghouls kek

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No. 1901632

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Quick break-down of the video
Day 1:
> They arrive early and head straight to the bar for long island iced teas, jake flexs for the camera
> Kat tries to be lolsorandom, wagging her tongue around while drinking her drink
> Kat manages to drool her drink out onto the table while jake cackles obnoxiously in the background
> Jake shows receipts of him booking this vacation back in January for some strange reason?
> They check in and head to their room, kat is acting very drunk and lolsorandom again
Day 2:
> kat appears in a shein bikini, confused on how the straps on it work. Jake keeps the camera on the ass most of the time
> various shots of the concrete beach slab they spent a lot of time on
Day 3:
> Jake looks like shit, says they fell asleep watching "Scream 4"
> Says he just realized (on day three of the trip) that he forgot the batteries for the go pro
> Random shot of kat in her underwear putting on her makeup to go swimming while jake shaves
> Jake shows us how kat hung up a couple t-shirts in the closet for some reason?
> Cuts to kat's ass in the camera as she bends over to kiss him, then they sit on the balcony for a bit.
> Now they are on a elevator saying "cocktails oh yes"! heading out to day drink in the hot sun some more, kat is texting hurriedly on her phone until drinks are mentioned (kek)
> a shot of multiple mojitos on a table
> They walk down to a beach, but once there decide it's too hot and sunny to swim so they turn back
> Jake flashes some tickets for "a boat ride to a private beach" and to see the spot used as GoT's King's landing
> They go to eat and have more drinks. Kat's picking at some quinoa salad while Jake's eating some gravy drenched meat
> Cuts to shots of Jake's stumpy legs and hobbit feet in front of the water
> More shots of them sitting at the concrete slab "beach". Kat can't seem to stay off her phone.
Day 4:
> Jake appears announcing it's the next day and that he is dangerously hungover"
> Says they are going to take a taxi into town to buy go-pro batteries
> Says they are "probably going to stay in today and recover" Kat is in the background on her phone per usual
> The shopping mall they go to has all it's lights off and seems closed. They still managed to find and buy batteries
Day 5:
> They get on the boat ride. Lots of random shots of the water and kat sitting on the boat.
> Jake weirdly films the other people on the boat and they seem to completely ignore him
> Kat looks annoyed that he can't remember it's "King's landing" when he asks her yet again. (kek)
> Jake films kat's ass yet again, this time as she jumps into the water off the boat
> Jake jumps off the boat and swims around looking anything but "jacked"
> three boats worth of people go swimming into this cave together, jake and kat have an awkward moment as seen in above post before kissing
> Jake says he "dropped the go pro in the cave" in water that was "25 ft" but he totally swam down and got it (everyone clapped)
> more shots of them swimming about, cuts to a shot of them in the cave standing in the water, jake awkwardly flexs
> they are back on the boat, jake is hydrating himself with a beer because of course he is. Kat is busy on her phone.
> they dock somewhere jake has no clue, but "there's a beach bar! Beach baaaar!"
> awkward shots of kat and him drinking at the beach bar with his camera obviously perched in a decorative plant
> they are getting back on the boat "getting pizza tonight" zooms in on kat's ass yet again
> back at the hotel, according to jake kat went though "a few dresses" before choosing one to wear to get pizza across the street from their hotel
> shots of them having pizza and wine
Day 6:
> hungover jake jumpscare "holiday over, back to reality"

No. 1901637

Is it just me or he getting increasingly resentful with every passing day? to her credit Kaya seems to be a genuinely kind and easygoing person who probably managed to put a dampener on whatever useless shit Jake was getting worked up about, Kat is more neutral and I think she is not managing (btw it shouldn't be your girlfriend's job to manage your mental health, go to fucking therapy Jake, but just an observation) to dampen his rage the way Kaya did.
Go to therapy before you pass all your issues on to that little boy you absolute lemon. The stuff he gets worked up about is so inconsequential >>1900156 I dread to think how he would handle an actual crisis.

No. 1901639

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kat looking very "slim and elegant"

No. 1901640

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jake looking very "jacked" too, clearly

No. 1901653

Thanks for the rundown. The video is reminiscent of his older Vlogs, right down to similar (same?) background music. The scenic shots were nice, and I do think he has some talent with videography. If he hadn’t shat his life away, he might’ve found success in traveling to different countries to record himself trying the food and drinks. He looked like he was trying to do that for a while, back in the day, but he was too baby-faced to be taken seriously.
Honestly, I’m kind of apathetic about this video. Seen better, seen worse. And these days, lack of reaction is the kiss of death on YouTube.

No. 1901778

She looks like Blaire White facially
He should go “anorexic” again lmao

No. 1901798

thanks nonna, and wow what a hunky British lad and his tall elegant beautiful girlfriend lmao NOT.

No. 1901801

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Guess fake privated his Twitter?

No. 1901806

Lol maybe he made some spicy tweets xeets about the Russell Brand allegations and pissed off some snaccs?  

No. 1901812

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I thought her face looked different, looks like she got her first lip fillers! She is wearing much less lipstick than usual, probably feeling a bit less self conscious because of the work she has had done. Shame about the filler already migrating, though. On another note, I think this video has the most words we have ever heard from her, and it was just her babbling about being confused on how to put on a swimming costume kek. Daddy's lil princess really does play up the idiocy to placate her insecure pops.

No. 1901821

Why tf does she look 50 despite of being only 35 ? LMAO being a pick me never ages well.At least Kaya looks youthful even if she's fat that's still way better than looking like the cryptkeeper

No. 1901823

Major kek at the flat saggy mom ass, the saggy wrinkled face and the lunch lady arms she looks like absolute shit.
Her teeth and skin are fucked up beyond repair from smoking and alcohol lol she inspires me to add an extra layer of SPF everyday.

No. 1901829

Weird considering he barely ever uses the app. I think the last time I had checked he hadn't posted anything for around a month and was only liking kitty and crew's posts. Wonder what has him hiding. I wouldn't be surprised if it was a bad take considering the shit he has the audacity to say on stream though.

Ngl I feel like she's had them for a bit now, but it's hard to tell between all the makeup, heavy filters, and her making a duckface almost constantly. She's also wearing a lot less eye makeup in most of the video, no false lashes, so her facial proportions are different than what we are used to, her eyes are tiny (why do so many cows have these beady eyes with huge bags kek). Tbh I feel like she could be a cute mom, but the sexy alt-model babygirl larp and the alcoholism have taken their toll. Watching her giggle and throw herself around the room while Jake points at things like a regular bathtub going "wow" was mind-numbing, but I think a lot of it is either her being drunk or performing for the camera. The sheer amount they were drinking and at all times of the day was pretty absurd. It's no wonder Jake can't seem to get rid of his bloated beer belly for more than a few good shirtless selfie days at a time.

I know this is just more kaya bait, but she has been looking pretty busted lately too tbh. Crazy what partying/drinking will do to you no matter what weight or age you are.

No. 1901874

>Tbh I feel like she could be a cute mom, but the sexy alt-model babygirl larp and the alcoholism have taken their toll.

Completely agree. She could be a cute alt mom but instead leaves her kid at home and whisks off to another country to drink and be on her phone with an insecure manlet. theres nothing wrong with her body, but she clearly thinks so.

No. 1902118

duck lips to match her bulbous nose. she looks so old and fug.

No. 1902260

The video was worth it just for the clip of Jake pointing to exactly two(2) shirts hanging in the closet and proudly informing the viewer that Kat had done "all that." These people have zero charisma yet manage to be hilarious by pure dumb luck.

No. 1902297

>nothing wrong with her body
You're blind.For a 35 year old mom her body is alright but she's trying so hard to larp as a youthful skinny E-girl which just looks tragic since she looks like a badly aged 40 year old mum with a saggy ass and arms. She needs to dress her age and dump that midget if she wants to go anywhere in life.

No. 1902316

The red tattoo on his head looks like a wound in the video

No. 1902444

He started streaming 2 hours ago. 58 people watching. Currently he’s on about ‘staying in shape’. Apparently he is ‘genetically disposed’ to stuffing his face. Kek.

No. 1902905

>>1902297 not trying to derail but honestly 'dress for your age' is kinda a scrotey thing to say about women

No. 1903092

Yeah fuck off with this, women don’t have to dress like grandmas the minute they turn 30. She can dress how she wants nothing wrong with it

No. 1903195

…So has Jake given up on 3D V-tubing? The last time he streamed on Twitch was 8 days ago and he was probably in 2D avatar form reacting to memes. He debuted Jester Jake a couple of months ago but we still haven't seen any videos or reels of him on his main accounts yet.
I remember him saying that he didn't have the time or energy to make friends in the VR community (nobody wants to associate with an abusive cheater) so maybe he realized how futile staying in this side of the internet is. The only thing that makes reliable yet modest income is IRL react content on his own and even then he needs a side hustle as well.

No. 1903370

Yeah trying to larp as a teen daddy's baby girl by dressing like one while you're a 35 year old mom and posting it on the same account you post your kid is really the way to go lmfao you bunch of autistic retards love throwing the scrote acusation even when facts are stated nobody said she needs to dress modestly or like a grandma that's not the issue and y'all know it it's her pathetic larping as someone half her age and the DDLG stuff. If you support this kind of degen behaviour then i hope you never have kids.

No. 1903374

Totally agree. There are many levels between dress appropriately and grandma. Having your arse out while pole struggling and cosplaying like a little girl for your OF isn't remotely appropriate with a child as a 35 year old mother. In just 4 years that kid is going to be relentlessly confronted whit his mothers half nudes by his little class mates that found her instagram. They don't even have to look far jesus.

No. 1903501

very curious as to the total amount he spent on equipment and avatars, as well as the rent on the studio he meant to use for streaming. didn’t think he would give up on everything yet here we are and surely he’s not generating much income from meager youtube views, so he’s got nothing to boast or flex or post about and it’s hilarious.

No. 1903815

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He's still got his tweets protected for whatever reason. Otherwise, not a whole lot of updates considering he hasn't been doing much of anything lately. He's only streamed 6 times this whole month so far. He managed to stream more last month even with his week long vacation? Only one little 10min vlog of the trip otherwise as far as other "content" goes. He had the time and energy to share this hilariously unflattering shot of himself flexing though. kek

He's lucky if he made back what he invested at this point. If Clair hadn't thrown thousands at him, he'd absolutely be down money considering how much money he mindlessly threw into this half-baked "debut" as a VRtuber.

No. 1903816

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kat blessed us with this awkward OF promo shot as well. She seems to be back into the swing of things on there, even if she's still continuously only getting a few likes per post.

No. 1903817

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also surprised jake is okay with her posting shit like this considering he's been the jealous type in the past. I guess it hardly matters when her only OF subscribers are likely him and a couple snaccs like lady allura.

No. 1903842

>He's lucky if he made back what he invested at this point.
For sure. He got drunk on dono-power and upgraded too quickly, too greedily… then Clair vanished and his shit started faltering or breaking (a moment of silence for the El Gato). He probably has to start from scratch and gradually build up his earnings if he wants to pick up 3D v-tubing again, even casually. Keeping the lights on is expensive enough.
>He's only streamed 6 times this whole month so far. He managed to stream more last month.
I feel like he was in training for something in August and this month he's started whatever it is. He's been talking about the gym a lot so I was hoping he was in training to become a PT - it's an ever-growing industry and he's clearly passionate about fitness. That'd be a positive change for Stumps at least…before he gets too handsy with the gym bunnies and gets called out for sexual harassment.
Tinfoiling here but I think the man has a hot wife fetish - he seems to seek enthusiastic approval from his mostly female audience whenever he brings up Kat's sexual attractiveness and I'm sure he gets a kick out of reading all of Kat's OF dms with her male clients.
I can totally see Jake and Kat getting into swinging in their late 30s - they always think the grass is greener on the other side.

No. 1903883

The undefined balloon arms on the babyman body like a kid wearing inflatable muscles lmfao

No. 1903945

Now post one in good lighting where you're not breathing in your stomach and flexing as hard as your stumpy little arms can flex.

No. 1903954

LOL true jhonny bravo looking mf

No. 1903955

He always lowers his boxers as far as he can to give the illusion of having a longer torso and being taller KEK

No. 1903982

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That's honestly what threw me off about it. He looks more bloated than defined, it's a little bizarre.

The trade off is it always makes him look like he "ain't got no shins". Kek

No. 1904043

I can’t stop laughing he looks like he’s made of pizza dough kekkk

No. 1904046

Tinfoil, but I really have to wonder if he has taken his own advice and is using/experimenting with steroids. His bloated yet vaguely muscled appearance could very well be a telltale sign. Roid gut and a puffy face are pretty common symptoms, especially if he's still eating a high sodium junkfood diet. He's talked in great detail regarding how much research he's done on them in multiple streams and has expressed wanting to try them much to his snaccs disapproval. Wonder if this or the potential mystery job are his "doing something that gives him peace of mind".

No. 1904152

It’s not working if he is lmao

No. 1904180

For a moment I thought you were talking about Kat here

No. 1904339

I agree, not every choice is a feminist choice, and these anons need to get over it.
go to a women blindly supporting women and sex work positive good vibez only forum if you want to defend the likes of skat. here she is a cow and every low hanging thing about her is fair game. she is a shit person.

No. 1904442

>>1904339 this is going to be my last comment about this topic as we are derailing, but saying that it is scrotey to tell women to dress their age is nothing to do with sex positivity. I just think it is so weird for alternative women to say that other women should dress according to age, you probably wouldn't like slimlight or places like that because you get 60 year old goth women in latex and they are accepted. OK I am shuttiing up now

No. 1904445

I mean, fashion tragedies like kaya are also accepted

No. 1905592

late but he looks exactly like a man chugging down protein drinks and booze without actually matching it in weights so instead of gains he gets gains
if not shakes then I'd agree with steroid use, he was complaining about having to spend hours at the gym and could see steroids as a shortcut to exercise less with more gains. Bad plan if that's what he's doing kek. I hope this is it cause the results would be hilarious, just hope he doesn't get any added aggression around the kid

No. 1905604

I've been to many goth club events. while not every goth is youthful, I have never seen anyone as basic as Kat there. she reminds me of someone in a slutty catholic school girl uniform on Halloween, but beat by the ugly stick, so it's really cringey.

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