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No. 1467548

Alice Bender is known on TikTok for being a barefoot crunchy mom, vegan, and self-proclaimed radfem tradwife.

FKA radfemalice / aliceandfern / comingupfern / aureliasmama

PREVIOUS THREADS
#1 >>>/snow/1373450
#2 >>>/snow/1437264
#3 >>>/snow/1459875

BACKGROUND
>met husband Caleb Bender when she was 14; he was 18
>says she left him for two years because he didn’t want to get married and start a family, so she was ~17 and he was ~21
>got married as soon as she turned 19; immediately got pregnant
>in February 2019, Allison was in a car crash at 29 weeks pregnant
>sent to the hospital in an ambulance; delivered the baby via emergency cesarean
>baby Aurelia didn’t survive
>Allison first blamed the C-section, later the vitamin K injection
>announced second pregnancy in February 2020
>refused prenatal care because she thinks ultrasounds have radiation
>chose to “freebirth” instead
>i.e. gave birth alone on her toilet in their apartment; fished out her own placenta from her uterus two hours later
>Fern was born in August 2020
>Allison believes all women should be willing to die alone in childbirth rather than go to the hospital or have C-sections
>Fern is dressed gender neutral, except when Allison makes him wear her dead daughter’s dresses
>vegan except for her expensive leather baby stroller
>claims her parents were abusive because they fed her meat as a child
>anti-vaxx; bragged about telling people not to wash their hands before holding her newborn, but she’s nervous around people who got the covid vaccine
>lets Fern eat dirt, sticks, rocks, shopping cart handles, etc. because she breastfeeds
>refuses to wear sunscreen or put it on her infant because she thinks vegans can’t get sunburns
>believes she is smarter than doctors despite only having a GED & dropping out of college
>hasn’t worked since she quit Victoria’s Secret during her first pregnancy because #tradwife
>refuses to say what Caleb does for a living; according to a GoFundMe set up after the car crash, he previously worked at a sports bar in a strip mall
>claiming to be pregnant again as of December 2021

RECENT MILK
>still “pregnant”
>currently on a cross-country roadtrip with Fern, without Caleb
>sleeping in her car because “hotel rooms are scams”
>Fern sleeps on a dog bed in the backseat
>posted a friends-only TikTok in December saying Caleb can’t stand Fern’s crying, screams and punches the bed next to Fern, and “slapped his tummy”
>still filthy
>still no word on the bunny she killed, the wedding ring that Fern ate, or the house they’re having built

LINKS
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@alicellani / https://www.tiktok.com/@alicellanispam / https://www.tiktok.com/@crunchyipadbaby (inactive)
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alicellani/ / https://www.instagram.com/comingupferneats/ (inactive) / https://www.instagram.com/alicesavestrash/ (inactive)
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcvTBOZRCShzsEd0guqg2Qw
Twitter: https://twitter.com/alicellani
Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/allisonroza/
Amazon wishlist: just kidding, but of course she has multiple

No. 1467557

>>1467548
Thread pic is perfect.

No. 1467558

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Shes wearing the same thing in this as the other collage, but I’m pretty sure this is when they went to Caleb’s brothers wedding in Tennessee.

No. 1467561

>>1467558
this is probably the shampoo's fault

No. 1467562

An Incel man-child can't deal his own dick's products and throws temper tantrums about it. Really not surprised at all.

No. 1467568

if this is all true then why in the FUCK did she allow herself to get knocked up again by this groomer goon?

No. 1467570

>>1467558
If he can’t deal with one baby without hitting it and threatening to kill it, do we really believe that he wanted Alice to “host” another one of his children? That’s what she said in December before her mystery pregnancy began.

No. 1467572

>>1467558
Is there any way to link these Caleb abuse accusation vids? Where did op find them?

No. 1467578

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Vegan mumu being a disgusting creep again. I truly think Alice won’t visit her because she’s actually scared of her. I mean who wouldn’t be

No. 1467582

>>1467578
Yeah I agree, shes give off creepy vibes. I would be scared of her too

No. 1467600

>>1467578
have they ever met irl?

Alice is desperate to be friends with more-popular TikTok moms who want nothing to do with her, and this less-popular TikTok mom is obsessed with being friends with Alice, who wants nothing to do with her. it's hilarious.

No. 1467604

>>1467578
Fuck sake I hope Alice continues to stay away from her, who the hell craves someone elses baby wtf?
Hopefully Alice has enough sense to not let anyone like this into Ferns life cause this bitch sounds like she would either attempt to make Fern her own or fucking eat him.

No. 1467612

>>1467558

hitting a crying baby and threatening to kill a crying baby is CPS worthy. He's a raging alcoholic with an anger management problem.

No. 1467614

I have a stupid question, I've seen it mocked but not explained. What's up with Caleb's lip? It always looks like he's chewing tobacco but I'm just now realizing that's not what's happening here. Some sort of palsy?

No. 1467670

>>1467614
That's how his mouth has looked in every smiling photo I've seen of him. I think it's something beyond his control. His grooming behavior and substance abuse seem more noteworthy to discuss personally than something in his physical appearance he can't change and likely never asked for.

No. 1467673

>>1467670
could be a result of a brain issue which might be tied to more atypical behavior(like pedophilia and aggression)

No. 1467701

>>1467558
I honestly feel really sad for Alice. She burnt every bridge with her family, and now the only people she can turn to are Caleb and his family. She’s trapped in this situation. I know she did it to herself, but no one deserves what Caleb is doing

No. 1467707

>>1467673
it’s probably because he was circumcised

No. 1467709

>>1467701
So you’re defending her retardterness of how she’s wasting money away on selfish desires and not getting out of that situation?

Most times leaving is a barrier bc of money which she is not afraid to flaunt how that’s not an issue…. Imagine the nest egg she’d have put away by now. She’s lying and manipulating. Who purposely tries to get pregnant with their abuser? Something isn’t adding up. Regardless you can’t deny Alice DOES have financial resources and isn’t using her time or money in the way that a battered pregnant mom of a toddler wouldn’t be spending if her goal was to get out.

Talk all the shit you want and tinfoil Caleb but she’s the one who had a fat settlement check and she could’ve ran if she wanted but she didn’t.

No. 1467710

>>1467558
did caleb say this or the brother?

No. 1467711

>>1467710
Im assuming she meant Caleb, she was talking about Caleb in the other one

No. 1467716

Who is releasing these screenshots!? We want more anon!!! Drop your venmo. Lol

Her priorities are so fucked. That’s on HER. Stop feeling bad for her people. She would have plenty of money to help her while she found new shelter and got established with housing and child care and a job… she has the dynamite of resources and options bc of her financial advantage. She always exaggerates to play the victim and she also projects onto others. What if she’s actually the one losing her shit with fern now that he’s in his terrible twos?

They can’t stand the arrangement of 3 and now a new born is coming… smothered baby, incoming.

No. 1467722

When people talk about Alice getting the settlement money, if they were legally married that settlement money was for both of them and would have been specified as such in the settlement docs. There’s no way an insurance company wouldn’t get a release from both parents

No. 1467726

>>1467716
agreed anon based take

No. 1467727

>>1467722
She still had her portion of the money and look what she decided to do with it. And decided to go all in on a house (allegedly) with him.

No. 1467728

>>1467722
You said “if” they’re legally married… tinfoil but has anyone actually seen pics of the ceremony or anything? She’s never talked about a “wedding anniversary”.. let’s flood her comment section asking when her anniversary is kek(cowtipping)

No. 1467729

Has she ever discussed who got her pregnant at 16 when she aborted it? Was it Caleb?

No. 1467732

>>1467728
she said this >>>/snow/1466616 is her wedding pic

No. 1467735

>>1467729
Can we even believe it’s true in the first place? I don’t believe any thing out of her mouth anymore. Everything true we know about her we had to find out by snooping.

No. 1467736

>>1467729
no they didn't date before she was 19. apparently they just met when she was 14 and he was 18 but they were friends till one say alice hit him up at 19 and they figured they had the same goal(getting married and starting a family).

No. 1467739

>>1467732
That looks like a funeral.. for someone as tradwife as her you’d think she’d want the perfect wedding/hair/dress etc

She looks like a middle schooler

No. 1467741

>>1467727
Oh 100% agree. AZ has $25k minimum liability limits so they would have gotten at least that. Unlikely they got above policy limits without a lawsuit. I just specifically work in the personal injury/insurance defense legal world and it drives me nuts that I keeps seeing people say that just she got money.

But she clearly has more than enough access to funds to be able to leave. Truly sad she would choose to bring another baby into the situation if true and if she is pregnant.

No. 1467744

>>1467741
And not taking precautions to ensure the baby is born healthy (eating moldy fruit and coconut water but not really anything else of substance)

Wonder when the last time ferns had a real meal is. I feel like she orders a kids meal for them both to share.

No. 1467765

>>1467670
Girl, people mock cows on here for having cellulite. I'm definitely gonna ask why some ugly scrote is ugly in a very specific and unusual way and not feel guilty because he "can't help it" kek. Especially since he's a shameless groomer pedophile. People can't help cellulite either, it's a female secondary puberty characteristic. I was more wondering like, if its just "his face", what's the likelihood of his son inheriting it at some point?

No. 1467774

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Why is he suddenly in shoes, Sandles he can trip in, none the less

No. 1467777

>>1467765
Ferns jaw does move side to side kinda funny sometimes if you pay attention.

No. 1467780

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Apparently when Caleb was arrested for weed he had a public defender. My understanding is that you generally have to prove you can’t afford an attorney, so further evidence they can’t afford shit.

No. 1467789

>>1467774
The sandals are too big as well

No. 1467790

>>1467780
Now find their marriage license lol

No. 1467793

>>1467789
Did you see how funny he walked too!?!? Like something is seriously wrong.

No. 1467807

>>1467780
And proof mommy and daddy didn’t give him $ for a decent lawyer . People say Caleb’s family sends them $ but I don’t think so.

I’m mad nobody from their “real lives” has come forward with milk. Like those friends only screen shots

No. 1467824

>>1467807
it’s possible they give him money for normal stuff but said “you’re on your own” with his weed charge. his dad is the CFO of a big medical system. his siblings seem much more successful than he is, which probably kills Alice.

No. 1467839

Caleb is abusing Fern, that's what it is, so her whole " we gentle parent" is bullshit if your partner is literally abusing him. Alice is a victim but she's also at fault for not doing what is best for Fern. There are women shelters she can go to.(learn2sage)

No. 1467844

>>1467839
who knows if it happens everyday? u think being in a shelter with poissibly dangerous people is better than being at home with your partner? maybe it was a one time thing and i don't excuse it but alice pushes his limits. he works all day and probably can't even rest at night because of fern crying. like anon said she can sleep in fern's room with him

No. 1467856

>>1467844
There are many moms who bedshare and their husband sleeps in another room but Alice could have intentionally made ferns room a junk room and food all over the couch so Caleb couldn’t sleep anywhere else forcing them all to sleep in the bed. The only family bonding they have is the bed or the occasional time they all go out and then end up at a restaurant and that is even a stretch.

No. 1467865

>>1467856
So the question is… what does Fern do, where does he go, when his parents are intimate? If there’s no where else to sleep in that tiny apartment…

No. 1467873

>>1467865
They turn on blipping to babysit? I can picture fern screaming and crying on the other side of the closed bedroom door.

No. 1467877

>>1467865
probably just wait until he's asleep and do it in the same bed

No. 1467881

>>1467877
His unschooling sex ed

No. 1467894

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It’s almost like this is literally what Alice wants. Something to happen to them. Self aware AND reckless? Child endangerment.

No. 1467898

Not trying to give her more dangerous ideas. But does anyone else predict her moving to a commune or something?

No. 1467902

>>1467898
Yep a van cult commune

No. 1467906

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if she had an abortion at 16, it would've been around this time https://www.instagram.com/p/4ZhWbxBxeo/

No. 1467913

>>1467877
Feels weird knowing he’s a pedo

No. 1467923

>>1467906
What happened in 3 years to turn her into the monster who throws them all under the bus?

No. 1467935

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well, she wasn't lying about eloping in Vegas as soon as she turned 19

No. 1467983

>>1467906
Her mom is so pretty. Too bad Alice won’t be as pretty as her mom at that age from all the damage she’s doing to her body cuz of her diet and sorta crunchy lifestyle

No. 1467995

There's two possibilities imo.
1. Caleb is abusing Fern like she's said in these videos, but she doesn't actually care enough to leave.
OR
2. She's lying because she's a perpetual "victim" and she needs that sweet attention no matter how disgusting the lie is.

No. 1468012

>>1467995
leaving is hard but a parents’ number one priority is to protect their young children from both family and strangers. Bringing another child into the same situation won’t fix the situation and makes it more difficult to leave.

No. 1468031

>>1467995
Fuck, I don’t know which of the two is worse.
Also worth considering the possibility that Alice is the one being abusive to Fern. I wouldn’t put it past Mrs. Lockdown Fort Knox to lose her temper with a screaming toddler. She neglects his needs, keeps him dependent on her, he has no routine and no language at almost two… that’s a form of abuse in itself.

No. 1468041

>>1467923
Her creepy boyfriend is what happened. Groomers convince their victims that friends and family are evil so they can isolate them so they’re easier to manipulate. I guarantee it was Caleb who convinced her her parents were “evil” and “abusive” for feeding her meat or not being crunchy or whatever. Alice is uneducated and ignorant but every time I’m reminded she started seeing Caleb when she was 14 and he was 18 I get sad and angry for her.

No. 1468054

>>1467995
so much for her saying she wants to protect fern from trauma. also for all we know she might leave him

No. 1468056

>>1468031
My husband says he thinks it might have been one night of issues for Caleb and she is using it against him and holding the incessant over him as black mail.

I don’t actually think Caleb is as bad as we make him out to be. We really don’t know enough about him besides what she says and honestly she lies so much we can’t believe anything she says. I don’t even think it’s fair we call him a groomer. He probably was like oh one likes me and wants to marry, sure why not. My besties ex was like that. Was he awful yes but he wasn’t a pedophile. He was just raised that men get married and have kids and you should know the person you marry. Alice probably fit all the boxes so he took probably what felt like his only chance. We can’t say for sure though because we do not know him outside of her stories. We don’t know if all he does is play video games and drink because it’s all things she has said. I’ve stalked up on booze before and it lasted my husband months! People probably thought I was an alcoholic. There is a pretty high chance that he is working overtime and pulling 60 hr work weeks, especially with how Arizona's job market is right now.

No. 1468073

>>1468056
He absolutely might not be abusive but any 18 year old man who is willing to even consider dating a developing 14 year old girl is a fucking creep. The fact that you think it’s normal for men to just date underage girls instead of simply saying “you’re to young for me” is seriously so disturbing.

No. 1468074

>>1468056
Agree! We only see what she wants us to see and manipulates her videos for her agenda. We have caught her in so many lies and manipulating situations that it’s difficult to believe her, even if it is true.
She has said many times fern doesn’t cry but there have been several posts over the past few days proving otherwise.

No. 1468078

>>1468041
He was also the one who convinced her not to go to the hospital when she was in labour with Fern. She had packed a hospital bag just in case and hours into her labour she came out of the bathroom telling Caleb she was in too much pain and wanted the hospital. He convinced her not to and she went back into the bathroom and delivered Fern all by herself.

No. 1468083

>>1468073
her story is that they MET when they were 14/18 but didn't get together until later.

from what I can tell, Caleb's parents and family are from TN but his dad/grandfather bought property around Mesa later. was that before or after Alice? has she ever said how they actually met?

No. 1468087

>>1468078
Also take that story with a grain of salt. She was taking a lot shit in the comments for not going to the hospital and she blamed Caleb to take the heat off of her. He doesn’t have social media for her followers to start attacking.

No. 1468088

>>1468083
I think remembering they met at school through friends

No. 1468091

>>1468078
And she’s told a version of the car crash story with her daughter in which Caleb was the one to convince her to go to the hospital after she brushed off the collision.
She contradicts herself so much, I don’t think she even knows what the truth is anymore.

No. 1468098

>>1468083
She didn’t want to get married because she was a child so he broke up with her/ stopped seeing her. But they were at least romantically involved when she was still 14.

No. 1468108

>>1468098
I thought he was the one who didn't want to get married? Or have I been misunderstanding this story of theirs all this time?

No. 1468109

>>1468098
She’s also said that they almost broke right before they got married, because Alice wanted to start having children immediately and he didn’t so she was starting to look elsewhere. He committed and gave her a ring to keep her around. They eloped and got pregnant shortly afterwards.

No. 1468118

>>1468108
Damn you’re actually right. She said SHE was the one who wanted to get married. Even if Alice initiated it, I still stand by him being a creep for being willing to date a child, that’s not normal.

No. 1468133

>>1468098
that was another guy iirc. caleb and her were just mutual friends and they started dating when she was 18 and got married after 6 months

No. 1468137

>>1468118
she initiated the talk about marriage with caleb when she was 18 tho lol. i think people just like to call him a pedo simply because he knew her when she was 14. i think caleb is mostly normal compared to alice. she also convinced him to become vegan and all that stuff

No. 1468151

>>1468137
She didn’t convince him to become vegan she refused to cook him meat and then refused to allow meat in the house.

No. 1468157

>>1468133
No it was Caleb. They were involved and then like >>1468108 said she wanted to start a family and get married and he didn’t so they split up. Then they got back together when Alice was 17 and he was 21 and stayed together, eventually getting married when she turned 19.

No. 1468161

>>1468157
I’m samefagging to say read the thread op. It’s literally all in there
>met husband Caleb Bender when she was 14; he was 18
>says she left him for two years because he didn’t want to get married and start a family, so she was ~17 and he was ~21
>got married as soon as she turned 19; immediately got pregnant

No. 1468176

she met Caleb at 14; got pregnant by someone else and had an abortion at 16; then got married and pregnant with Caleb at 19. right?

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No. 1468190

>>1468151
didnt she say he was the one who encouraged her to go full vegan? if he’s not then he’s probably regretting that now

No. 1468204

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Fern is doing so good sitting at a table to eat, why can’t she do this at home? Happy he is eating more than fruit and pretzels!

No. 1468208

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>>1468204
Also looks like he has a significant under bite

No. 1468218

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>>1467793
Ferns gait is getting worse. He consistently steps in front of his opposite foot which makes his stumble and fall down a lot. (He walks like this even without the oversized slides but I’m sure they’re not helping)

No. 1468220

>>1468218
He’s rolling his ankles more and more. One of these times he is going to roll right over and break or badly sprain his ankle.

No. 1468238

Even if he broke something I have very little faith that Alice would let him get any medical treatment.

No. 1468242

>>1468238
I feel like he's one of those kids where when CPS finally steps in, the xrays will show a series of healed/healing injuries. Tinfoil, of course.

No. 1468259

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>>1468242
I mean, it's very possible he's sprained his ankles before. An anon in the first thread pointed out this bruise on Fern's left ankle that Alice edited out of an Instagram pic. but left in a tiktok.

No. 1468389

>>1468137
i dont care if they waited until she turned 18 to start dating and it’s technically legal but a 22 year old man going after a barely 18 teenager and marrying her right away is predatory behavior. as someone who was groomed by a 19 year old when i was 13, trust me when i say men know the law just enough to get away with it. the “wait for her 18th birthday” mentality is still predatory because it’s not like you become an adult the day u turn 18. he’s a creep and intentionally sought out a relationship with a teenager because he craved the power imbalance.

No. 1468426

>>1467865
They go into a different room

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLPx7qUU/

No. 1468427

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She’s trapped to him financially she couldn’t leave if she wanted to

No. 1468437

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She’s deleted so many of her controversial vids

No. 1468442

Says the pain of home birthing on a scale of 1-10 was a million but still encourages people to not get necessary pain relief

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLPxbUKY/

No. 1468450

I just remembered, on her last manic shopping spree before this trip she bought hundreds of dollars worth of plants. I wonder if they’re all dead now since she hasn’t been there to take care of them lol. I doubt Caleb is doing it

No. 1468461

>>1468450
And he’s left at home to look after the cat and dog and clean the house lol

No. 1468527

>>1468427
she can't make a new account?

No. 1468528

>>1468389
anon 22 and 18 is not even bad lmao

No. 1468568

>>1468528
No if they met as adults it’s a non issue, but meeting a child and “waiting” until you won’t get arrested for statutory rape is a problem

No. 1468569

>>1468389
Respectfully, because I get the feeling that you are not the only woman to have gone through a grooming experience on this thread and that’s why Alice’s story can hit so close to home - your experiences are your own and every situation is unique. We shouldn’t project onto Alice and Caleb because we don’t actually know wtf is going on behind closed doors or how much of her narrative of the past is true. He’s certainly not a man with upstanding moral values, but we have to be careful we’re not using black and white thinking.
Alice knows the acceptable social narrative (on Tiktok at least, not always in real life) is to automatically believe all women and condemn men as abusive monsters, and it’s not Caleb has a platform to defend himself or offer an explanation for what she is saying he has done.
At the end of the day, these people are strangers on the internet that we’re speculating about. Take everything with a grain of salt, and take a break from this thread if it’s too much.

No. 1468589

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Looking like a corpse with grey skin and super whitened fake teeth.

No. 1468599

>>1468569
My daughter is of similar age to Alice and told me stories… there was a time when these young girls were lying to older teen guys to use them for rides and lots of “fun”. They were rebellious girls thinking they were so cool, alice appears to be of the same mindset as these girls were. Responsibility is on both parties and these young girls aren’t as naive as they like to play. Young girls are probably still doing this.
You can’t help but take what alice says with a grain of salt cuz she likes to cry wolf and to pause before reacting to what she says. There is more proof in what we see than what she says.
My concern is for fern an innocent child, alice has made her own bed.

No. 1468642

>>1468389
I 100% agree with you. Guys, we can admit he’s a massive creep for either waiting for her to be 18, or pursuing her at 14, or whatever happened. That doesn’t mean Alice isn’t still wrong for her constant spreading of dangerous misinformation. Y’all are acting like saying he’s a weirdo means we must worship Alice suddenly.

No. 1468676

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Her teeth are horrible. Check out all that plaque.

No. 1468693

>>1468676
“He’s waving at some fans”
She’s so desperate to be famous. He’s a cute little kid not a superstar… get over yourself alice

No. 1468754

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What kind of mother lets their child walk about with no shoes on to the point they're literally black omg

No. 1468755

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Sleep paralysis demon vibes

No. 1468762

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Im 27 and got way less wrinkles than she got! And i still think i got many…her skin looks rly bad

No. 1468772

>>1468762

That’s what happens when you don’t wear sunscreen.

No. 1468774

File: 1647362221783.jpeg (1.04 MB, 828x1456, 30B2E0B3-0FB4-4580-816E-8B91D2…)

Yikes.

No. 1468775

>>1468676
the edges of her teeth are really translucent. you can get the plaque build up removed and teeth bleached but once enamel is gone, it won’t grow back.
sorry for blogposting but when I was a child, my parents would give me juices and tea with several spoons of sugar and my teeth were rotting out of my skull, so I had to get them removed. new ones that came have irreversible damage now and I can see the same happening to fern’s.

I do wonder why she doesn’t think about his future very much, besides allegedly saving money for him, so he can leave home early if he hates her (but that was def a lie considering her spending habits)
He’s actually going to hate her for fucking up his skeleton, teeth and more problems to come because of malnutrition, genuinely makes me sad

No. 1468783

>>1468762
Yep we have hashed out her wrinkles everyday for about a month straight, do you have anything new to post?

No. 1468826

>>1468762
She would benefit so much from a moisturizer. Her makeup wouldn’t cake up in her wrinkles as bad

No. 1468828

File: 1647365303120.jpeg (723.32 KB, 1800x1800, F7545DCD-E2A9-4EFE-9A6C-A93BE5…)

I know this Tiktok is old as hell but it’s extra hilarious now that we know so much about her. Also how she found it necessary to point out her alleged weight and breast size??

No. 1468835

>>1468828
This tiktok screams INSECURITY. Sharing your uni status is okay. I do that as a flex too but sharing your weight and even breast size??

No. 1468840

>>1468828
It’s even worse when you know that this trend was for sharing bad stuff you went through/self deprecating humor

No. 1468848

File: 1647366434106.jpeg (134.3 KB, 828x1125, D921F26F-D832-4392-B14C-217CB3…)

>>1468828
I would never comment on a woman’s breast size on my own but since she brought it up, there’s no way she’s a D cup. She has tens of videos of Fern plugged into her tit on Instagram and she has tiny boobs. Picrel from late 2021. Weird thing to lie about.

No. 1468864

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Wtfff in a restaurant? She’s gross and zero class. The poor patrons vomiting their lunch from witnessing that.

No. 1468872

>>1468864
Pullin out the gut in a chipotle

No. 1468873

>>1468848
No I agree that was the funniest part of the vid. She might be a B on a good day

No. 1468874

>>1468864

Allison, nobody in that chipotle wants to look at your damn gut. You have all the appeal of a cold bag of week-old pizza dough.

Alice reminds me of the end of Nightmare Before Christmas when Oogie falls apart, and we find out all he ever was is a bag of worms…. this is Alice.

No. 1468876

>>1468864
Pulling out her underwear for all to see… desperation meter must be high today

No. 1468884

>>1468864
why is her belly button blurred?

No. 1468893

File: 1647368903237.jpeg (306.66 KB, 1158x1854, CCCB656F-FF2A-4DB9-A059-A47BCB…)

>>1468884
It’s just the light adjusting when she first pulls her pants down, it’s only like that for a second.

No. 1468898

>>1468893
just watched and her whole stomach looks blurry to me in the video. of course she has a smoothing filter on

does anyone have any idea who this mom shes meeting up with is?

No. 1468899

>>1468893

If you watch the full video, her belly blurs when she rubs her hands over it. You can see the filter.

No. 1468964

>>1468898

@ carlyxluther(sage your shit)

No. 1468983

File: 1647373848017.jpeg (859.7 KB, 750x1280, 35B67CA0-1EED-4448-B131-EEF8B1…)

>>1468964
This is her, alice will probably start skinwalking her after their meetup because she has no identity

No. 1469035

>>1468828
>soulmate
>calls him an abuser a year later and starts living in car

No. 1469084

File: 1647380390663.png (4.92 MB, 828x1792, AE84D0A8-40A6-40AA-92D5-A7421E…)

Alice posted a “do my make up with me” video anddddd was this one of you guys? I am dying laughing

No. 1469088

>>1468828
Can you “graduate with honors” with a ged?

No. 1469116

>>1469088
Absolutely not. You don’t graduate at all. this is a test that is taken by people who, for whatever their specific reason could NOT graduate from high school. If they could graduate, they wouldn’t sit for the GED. Also, taking a GED is never considered “graduating early” either….

No. 1469132

File: 1647383453710.png (5.66 MB, 828x1792, 72D5373A-1CFC-4F7D-8D5C-4CA293…)

The way she’s in a car/exposed to the sun 24/7 and she isn’t wearing sunscreen omd

No. 1469135

How is she having her 3 hot baths a day living in her car lol

No. 1469157

>>1469135
Yep! She has to be so stinky with the humidity of Florida plus her body and natural oils would be conditioned to replenish 3 hot baths a day. Same logic she’s using for not washing her hair with soap.

No. 1469202

>>1468835
100% the last time she showered was at the hotel while fern was screaming in the other room (5-6 days ago). Whatever mom she’s meeting today is going to pass out from her fumes

No. 1469208

>>1469202
What do you want to bet she asks the lady to shower at her house kek

No. 1469210

>>1469208
I hope she does, she needs it lmfao

No. 1469215

File: 1647385843035.jpg (774.9 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20220315-155641_Sna…)

She went to see that girl and ends up sleeping. Didn't she say she never leaves fern, even with the dad? But today it's ok to leave him with an internet stranger(namefag)

No. 1469221

File: 1647386014648.jpeg (396.73 KB, 1242x2688, 65566310-3C5D-4A5E-9156-26F235…)

Oh good this poor woman is Alice’s free babysitter

No. 1469231

>>1469221

That’s really concerning. She just met someone over the internet, falls asleep at their house, and leaves her child alone? I’m surprised Fern isn’t freaking out wondering where his mom is.(sage your shit)

No. 1469244

>>1469231
He’s probably just happy someone is engaging with him at all. Also the only time he gets to play with toys is at other people’s houses

No. 1469273

>>1469221
Also why is fern wearing long pants and a sweater? I saw the Instagram stories and everybody else is in warm attire?

To add on to other anon comments, this is really really weird. She has been saying she has been having to stop a lot because of how tired she’s been and now she’s passed out at some random person’s house? This pregnancy is sucking all the life out of her and it’s only going to get worse. How the fuck is she still planning to drive around more before going home? She obviously needs help with fern and it is so dangerous to rely on these strangers. Alice, it’s time to reach out to that “abusive” family of yours and get help. If Caleb won’t help then someone else will.

No. 1469310

>>1469273
She claims she's so tired because her body doesn't want her to go back home and wants to stay in Florida

No. 1469313

>>1469310
Interesting theory Allison, but you’re probably just dying

No. 1469319

In all seriousness, she’s really pale looking and the fatigue just screams low iron. I know she’s definitely not getting enough nutrients from fruit alone, especially if she’s pregnant.

No. 1469320

>>1469221

She’s only invited Alice over for attention and more followers. It’s a business transaction.

No. 1469324

>>1469221
If you’re so tired you can’t stay awake when you visits a friend it’s probably safe to say you need a break. Driving for days while taking care of a toddler on top of being pregnant sounds absolutely draining. I just hope she’s able to make it hope safe… I’m paranoid but with what’s she’s already been through driving while exhausted is pretty damn risky.

No. 1469326

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New person that she’s visiting soon? They have a big RV that runs on diesel… not very crunchy imo

No. 1469329

>>1469320
That sucks because Alice is “in a coma” so she can’t make any content promoting her

No. 1469346

File: 1647390713643.jpg (794.98 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20220315-173107_Red…)

Who would have guessed that only using water to brush isn't a sufficient way to clean your teeth

No. 1469350

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She edits her and ferns teeth in her pictures but videos don't lie

No. 1469354

File: 1647390899950.jpg (1.16 MB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20220315-173429_Gal…)

She forgot to edit his top teeth here lol

No. 1469370

Kind of a blog post, but as someone with anemia and a really bad iron deficiency, it does add up. The fatigue & paleness. And if she really is pregnant it's probably worse.

No. 1469394

So this girl she went to see had three traumatic hospital birth experiences - seems like the perfect match for Alice, except her third birth she planned to do at home and it didn’t work out. She had multiple high risk pregnancy conditions and ended up in the hospital with an emergency c-section where her and baby almost died. So even though this probably added even more hospital trauma, I hope she would at least talk Alice into seeing a doctor to make sure her and baby are healthy enough for a home birth. Is Alice going to tell her that she should have just died at home instead of going to the hospital?

No. 1469429

>>1469394
well yeah. mothers should be willing to die in childbirth, and this woman didn't even give birth, she had a surgical extraction. duh!

No. 1469436

>>1469394

She calls herself a “RaDiCaL BiRtHkEePeR” (no doubt she follows that cow Taylor Bland) yet she’s never even had a home birth because it’s too fucking dangerous and nearly killed herself trying to do it kek

No. 1469584

I've been struggling to post this milk for like thirty minutes sorry y'all. So Carly had Alice over at her place, they didn't discuss it on TikTok, Carly took vids of fern and uploaded them to Instagram. After that roamsweetroamers invited them over and grabbed a grapefruit for them, but later deleted the story. Carly added to her story and everything is still there, it doesn't expire for 24h so they definitely deleted it. Definitely intersting

No. 1469590

>>1469088
No, that part of the video was probably about her associates degree though. She brags about it a lot.

No. 1469593

>>1469584

I wonder if maybe something happened between them after Alice passed out. I would definitely feel uncomfortable with an internet “friend” leaving me with their bratty kid while they nap after coming to see me.

No. 1469598

>>1469593
The person who seems to have deleted the story is roamsweetroamers, she passed out at Carly’s house, and Carly still has her stuff with fern up

No. 1469645

He doesn’t even want to play with the other kids and he doesn’t know how! He just tries to get off the trampoline and go find his crazy mother

No. 1469649

>>1469370
Ikr it’s scary how unwell and unhinged she obviously she’s a danger to herself fern and the baby

No. 1469662

>>1469645
I honestly thought he might have wanted to get off because his legs hurt and it was probably difficult to play. I could definitely be wrong though, she's definitely given him attachment issues

No. 1469664

It is very strange why he’s wearing a hoodie and cargo trousers when everyone else is in summer clothes and eating ice lolly’s like what

No. 1469667

>>1469662
100% attachment issues

No. 1469672

>>1469664
I didn't even really think about this. She said she packed his whole closet or something but he's from Arizona. I figure it's difficult to do laundry right now, but it's still really weird.

No. 1469673

>>1469319
This is a good point. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen her consistently eat a dark leafy greens or nuts, just endless fruit juice and vegan junk food. She does eats beans but I’m not sure that’s enough. She’s probably deficient in a lot of nutrients but I’m sure iron is a big one that’s missing. It can also cause a lot of complications in pregnancy, like premature birth.

No. 1469678

>>1469673
And she doesn’t take prenatal vitamins.. just a disaster waiting to happen really

No. 1469683

I'm shocked that none of these "friends" have said anything about Fern's blatant neglect. Then again, internet "clout" is more important than the safety of a child to most of these people.

No. 1469751

Someone on her reddit thread mentioned the case of Ezekiel Stephan - the result of putting your crazy alternative medicine and anti vax beliefs before the wellbeing of your child so sad

No. 1469752

>>1469751

The prosecutor for the trial:

Lisa Weich claimed that not seeking medical attention for Ezekiel equated to abuse. She stated that the Stephan's loved their son but that love, in this case was not enough. She said, "Parents still have to follow a standard of care as set by criminal law."


So scary the possibility of what could happen to fern if Alice continues down this path. Theres so many similarities between Alice and the parents of Ezekiel

No. 1469757

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He clearly has rickets it’s so sad

No. 1469780

Omg wtf who thinks like this

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLPKsf3K/

No. 1469783


No. 1469790

File: 1647428963198.png (3.88 MB, 828x1792, F9441CB1-8792-4296-B74D-2CFBC3…)

All the comments on her older vids were asking why fern was in a straight jacket lol

He was squirming so much and obviously wanted out and she just ignores him :((:()

No. 1469797

File: 1647429615716.jpeg (190.96 KB, 827x1541, F9922BFC-9942-442E-A1A5-633225…)

>>1469221

lol her last year and now she leaves fern with strangers off the Internet she’s known for 2 mins

No. 1469833

>>1469790
She would wrap him up tight every time she read to him so he couldn’t touch the book or try to get away.

No. 1469837

>>1469790
Her hair looks healthier and clean than the rats nest she has now.

No. 1469848

>>1469780
she's such a massive pickme. yea she got picked by the first ugly weirdo groomer that showed interest but now she has to live in her car and beg people to let her stay in their house. dumb bitch deserves it for the things she's said.

No. 1469860


No. 1469873

>>1469584
The “roamer” run the bus life as a business where you can book photo sessions with them and maybe they thought this was a business deal and not just a friendly visit. Knowing Alice she was trying to mooch and stay the night and they told her to leave. I can’t figure out if they live in the bus full time or that’s for their adventurous vacations.

No. 1469898

File: 1647439047265.jpeg (1.41 MB, 1242x1613, F63419AC-005C-4772-8473-65F548…)

The acne, YIKES! Thought vegans had perfect skin…also, could Caleb’s jaw thing be genetic? What’s going on with ferns mouth here?

No. 1469899

>>1469898
His jaw is being pushed by his shoulder cuz he is hugging her

No. 1469900

File: 1647439195184.jpeg (434.63 KB, 723x592, 4B8BD064-9889-41C5-947F-DC0A31…)

His legs are so disfigured

No. 1469903

>>1469899
But if you watch when he’s laughing and smiling in other videos his jaw goes all unhinged too.

No. 1469905

File: 1647439354262.png (6.97 MB, 1242x2688, 2C7F5C53-F546-434E-A78C-4203B1…)

Which one of you was this? KEK

No. 1469906

>>1469900
His right leg is much worse than his left. It’s his right foot that turns in and crosses in front of his left when he walks

No. 1469909

>>1469900

He definitely has rickets. My son is the same age and I watch the way he walks vs fern and it’s really noticeable.

No. 1469911

File: 1647439608424.png (3.88 MB, 1242x2688, E877C27B-69F6-4246-B7BF-D2DF3A…)

I hope more people in her comments keep speaking out.

No. 1469912

>>1469911
Change your pfp or she might figure out who you are and block you. Crop your pfp out next time

No. 1469921

I don’t know how to archive it but I have it saved if she deletes it. I’m referencing this video: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdf8FXy7/

“We have to leave in the car an hour after we wake up or that’s when the crazy starts” — is she referring to fern throwing fits? Imagine letting your two year old be the boss of you.

When she’s doing the house tour she says “ferns playroom/bedroom” not even acknowledging the new baby. Seems odd.

I don’t know anything about buying/building a house, but she seems so fluid in what they had or had not decided on.

You know she never cleans when she says she wouldn’t have use for a laundry room sink… cat litter box rinsing? Washing her dog? Spraying off soiled cloth diapers,? etc. the list goes on. Like she’s never thought any of this through.

I have a really hard time believing that whole house thing isn’t completely fabricated.

She also made a video recently about how she needs to cook at home because she’s spending their mortgage on food. But suddenly that doesn’t matter anymore and she’s on a cross country trip guzzling has and eating out for every meal.

It’s also very traumatic to move a child around like this with zero structure or schedule. You can absolutely guarantee fern misses his dad and his “normal” back home where at least he has a bed and properly heated/cooled area. And not sleeping on a literal dog bed.

No. 1469924

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I’m sorry…we are still playing the “might” game?? Surely she knows one way or another by now, what is her end goal with this?

No. 1469927

>>1469924
It drives her views up every time. I hope she isn’t pregnant for the sake of the kids

No. 1469928

>>1469912
Oh shit! Thanks bruh lol Billy goat gonna be sad I took him off my main

No. 1469930

>>1469924
Yep, it has the same views as a video she uploaded 24hrs ago, and this one is up for like 30min only. She could be buying the views though.

No. 1469938

>>1469930
She definitely does buy views. There will always be 1-2 vids every few days with outrageous view and like numbers.

No. 1469949

>>1469924
Someone on reddit said she could be having a phantom pregnancy.. and maybe she’s got a negative test but believes it’s wrong and she’s pregnant

No. 1469957

Surely she would be feeling movement now too that would confirm things? She started hinting she was pregnant back in November wasn’t it. She said she didn’t want to fly back from her Hawaii summer vacation with a newborn too so she would be due July August time?

No. 1469967

>>1469924
She posted maternity photoshoot on Instagram as well like girl what are you doing

No. 1469969

File: 1647443276496.jpeg (674.07 KB, 828x1467, B9AC0955-BFAE-4495-80FC-1D2ED9…)

In January

No. 1469970

File: 1647443315051.jpeg (853.36 KB, 828x1514, 295D75BD-4816-4EF2-8F46-F90FC2…)

Feburary

No. 1469971

File: 1647443401023.png (4.52 MB, 828x1792, B9C3755D-97D5-4E56-9E9F-535AF5…)

10 weeks at start of jan?

No. 1469973

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>>1469957
Movement as well as her boobs erupting! Especially someone with such a small cup size.

These pics were last month…that looks like a large enough bump where she would feel movement by now and haven’t to pee a lot and extra hunger, etc.

No. 1469974

I’m betting on it being a phantom pregnancy too. Her belly looks very doughy.

No. 1469977

>>1469973
belly looks bigger in the first one

No. 1469978

>>1469977
I think she stuffed it lmao

No. 1469979

honestly idk why or how she'd fake a belly like that?
she used to be rly skinny and still is and her belly was completely flat before

No. 1469980

>>1469973
Notice every side pic with large belly she’s hiding her back with either her arm or a shirt, could be to hide arching her back to protrude her stomach

No. 1469982

>>1469979
She has become flabby and not so skinny. She eats a lot of snacky vegan food which will put weight on. They may not have some her chemical ingredients but still high in calories

No. 1469983

>>1469982
All the sugar she eats and no proteins she has no muscle tone just fat now

No. 1469984

>>1469979
For views. With everyone pointing out ferns health issues and her not posting him as much she has no content. No one gives a shit about her crappy make up routine and her lack of hygiene flexing is getting old and just gross

No. 1469985

>>1469982
as someone who is almost 5'4 and weighs more than her and has no gut like her to me she looks pregnant. unless she has very bad genes and stores all her fat in her gut

No. 1469989

File: 1647444470649.png (227.41 KB, 530x300, Screen Shot 2022-03-16 at 10.2…)

>>1469979
she could just be very malnourished.

No. 1469990

>>1469989
>Kwashiorkor is a type of severe malnutrition that is most common in children. It occurs due to a lack of protein in the diet, which affects the balance and distribution of fluids in the body and often leads to a swollen belly. Effective treatment can usually reverse many of the signs and symptoms of kwashiorkor.

No. 1469992

>>1469989
Yep that kid does look pregnant too

No. 1469993

File: 1647444693788.png (38.72 KB, 699x156, Screen Shot 2022-03-16 at 10.3…)

>>1469989
Cause of swollen belly in starving people? Protein deficiency…

No. 1470001

>>1469993
She always has her and fern dressed all "warm" too, I wonder if she's cold due to the iron deficiency and malnutrition and that's why she dresses so warm in these already warm places?

someone pointed out she had fern dressed warmly when everyone else was wearing summer clothes.

No. 1470004

File: 1647445317978.jpeg (63.46 KB, 900x403, kwashiorkor_med.jpeg)

she eats chipotle a lot and beans have protein so idk she actually has this

No. 1470005

File: 1647445474140.jpeg (1.07 MB, 1242x1623, D64F176D-EDE9-465F-89A3-77BADD…)

What a selfish fucking mindset… she doesn’t care enough to stay healthy for fern who depends on her. If that truly was something serious, she doesn’t care about leaving fern permanently if she dies. Or doesn’t care enough to confirm if it’s a pregnancy so she can take better care of herself.

It’s all a game to get when these are real ass lives being affected. I fucking hate her and her followers enabling her disturbing behaviors.

This is no way will end well, regardless of what is happening. It’s like watching a train wreck. Especially finding out how fern turns out

No. 1470010

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>>1470004
>>1470004
No. She is still lacking a lot.

No. 1470017

>>1470010
she also eats tofu and other vegan sources of protein. kwashiorkor is very rare and happens when you're starved but i don't think she has it

No. 1470026

Why did she buy a tiny car when she wants more kids? Even one kids is way too much for traveling in a car that size. Why didn’t she get something bigger?

No. 1470027

>>1470017
She doesn’t eat tofu often so no and explain the other vegan proteins she eats that you are speaking of

Even the crazy mumu lady preaches vegans need B12 and other vitamins to be healthy. Maybe this is why the lady is trying to be close to Alice cuz she knows Alice isn’t doing veganism right and has concerns for fern

No. 1470031

>>1470026
According to her Caleb made her pay half and she’s cheap when it’s “her” money. I’m thinking the settlement money went into her account and she considers it her money and not theirs.

No. 1470039

>>1470027
Right? She flaunts all her food, I’ve seen tofu ONCE. Veggie sushi, fruit, pretzels/snacks, juice and coconut water. That’s what they’re living off. I just know she’s trying to pinch Pennys hard and food is expensive. I bet fern chugs so much water to fill his belly bc he’s desperate for a real meal.

EBT can’t buy hot food, so he’s only getting meals when she decides to splurge out of her own pocket. Which isn’t featured a lot on her “trips”. Food is one of the best parts of traveling!!!! Especially stopping at little vegan places.

No. 1470043

>>1470027
You’re right…we gotta credit mumu with that at least. Some of her recipes don’t look bad at all on her page, tbh lol

No. 1470046

>>1470031
But why buy a vehicle that’s entirely too small for your family? Regardless of money and who is cheap, etc.

She could’ve brought the bigger car and had more room? Or bought a bigger car in general? I just don’t understand the thinking behind that. What a huge fuck up.

No. 1470053

>>1470046
It was an impulse buy and I don’t think she told caleb she wanted the car to travel so she wouldn’t need a bigger vehicle. She has commented before she doesn’t like driving suvs cuz of the size. She should have bought the hatch back model for more space for sleeping. The car caleb drives is a Corolla which is the same size.

No. 1470054

>>1469898
according to alice they’re not pimples they’re bug bites kek

No. 1470061

>>1470054
Car probably has sand fleas

No. 1470067

>>1469973
I have small boobs and they never changed size during my pregnancy. Even when my milk came in they just got sore for a day but never changed sized. Everyone keeps mentioning her boobs not growing as proof that she’s not pregnant and that baffles me.

No. 1470077

>>1470067
Cuz she flexed how big her boobs got during her first pregnancy

No. 1470093

>>1470067
Nobody ever said “proof” but her tits were definitely bigger when she was actively breastfeeding fern compared to now. Or maybe she doesn’t wear the push up lulu lemon tops anymore, and that’s why? Idk.

She claims she’s already producing milk. If that were true you’d think they’d swell more to the size they were when she actively was breastfeeding fern

I’m not saying one way or another… she lies about a lot so you literally don’t know what to believe.

No. 1470096

>>1470093
She also said she was pumping her “colostrum gold” which cannot be happening while on trip or it would be rotten. She’d be posting her stash if she was.

No. 1470106

>>1470096

Yeah like she was with fern.. pretty sure she has an instagram highlight for it or something

No. 1470108

>>1469974

I think so too.. I have a flat stomach but that's what it looks like if you're bloated after a big meal especially with smoothies which isn't great for your digestive system imo

No. 1470129

File: 1647450254382.png (3.91 MB, 750x1334, 1D954844-DA7F-4CEF-8AFD-72F13E…)

This is sad, fern is reaching up to her to be picked up and recording tt’s is more important.

No. 1470132

She’s apparently heading to Texas now. I bet Fern is itching to be home. :(

No. 1470133

>>1470129

I just saw this and I felt so bad for him. How do you not register your child asking for you? How are you not embarrassed to ignore him in public? I’d be mortified.

No. 1470138

does fern have a birth certificate even?

No. 1470139

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>>1470129
He looks sad and crabby and exhausted, go watch this video

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdf8c6CS/

No. 1470140

>>1470129
The statement itself is sad (not that I feel any empathy for this cow). She’s admitting she has no idea what she wants in life or who she is and just wants to put herself into a cliched, stereotypied box instead of being herself and engaging in any actual growth.

No. 1470141

>>1470129
Gross! More important to flash her granny pants in a public restaurant than tend to fern. I have never wanted a child to grow up faster for his independence and self defence more than fern.

SAVE FERN

No. 1470145

>>1470139
ohhhh this gonna be fun. Brianna had beef with both of them. I really hope Brianna speaks about this whole Alice and Willow situation

No. 1470155

>>1470145
i think she reads this thread and those screenshots about caleb were from her lmao

No. 1470162

>>1470155
There has definitely been stuff posted by her here

No. 1470174

>>1470139
Did she delete this? It says video unavailable

No. 1470186

>>1470174
It’s there, did she block u?

No. 1470210

>>1470155
Notice how the anon who posted them never said where they’re from or how they got them… could very well be Alice to feed the victim narrative.

No. 1470217

>>1470210
it was a screenshot from "only friends" list. it was someone who was/is close to alice. i don't think alice would post it cause she tries to put up a perfect image of their marriage

No. 1470224

>>1470217
Does she, though? She’s thrown Caleb under the bus to take the heat off her back more than once. She wants the happy family image but she also wants to be seen as a victim when it suits her.

No. 1470229

>>1470224
if that was her intention she would just post a normal ass video draging Caleb for everyone to see. why would she post a shitty screenshot on a very niche website? use your brain anon

No. 1470238

>>1469980
Exactly this. She‘s always sticking it out so much! I think everyone in this thread can make herself look as pregnant. Just chug a lot of liquid like Alice with her juice, wait for it to go to your bladder (which is near the uterus) - Congrats, it’s urine!!
Tinfoil that she drinks so much and never pees so she looks preggo all the time. One day she‘ll pee herself and think her water broke

No. 1470241

>>1470210
The screenshot came a video that has been shared in full other places. It’s from December 2021. Someone (probably Bri) screen recorded her friends only.

Someone was sending the video to people by discord dms, and the screenshot here was also shared in a discord server.(sage your shit)

No. 1470247

>>1470027
I sincerely think Mumu wants to eat Fern

No. 1470253

>>1470241
Does anyone have a link to the full screen recording?

No. 1470267

>>1469989
>>1470004
I know you guys are desperate for her to be faking her pregnancy but this is the most autistic tinfoil ever. Her swollen belly is because she’s pregnant not because she’s starving like a child in Africa, seriously what are you on about KEK.

No. 1470272

>>1470039
Desertfag here. You can buy hot food using EBT in Arizona.

No. 1470278

>>1470267
Please don’t use terms like autistic tinfoil. It’s highly insulting.

No. 1470281

>>1470278
Lol that’s the point newfag.

No. 1470283

>>1470238
Right? People think that there’s zero chance that this pregnancy is fake but weird signs point to it being this way… when she talked through a tour of “their house” she said “ferns bed room” “ferns playroom” like the baby didn’t even exist. Surely if you’re a nut like her whose whole life goal is to breed as many kids as possible, she’d be off the wall excited and the baby would be included in every narrative she refers to when thinking about the future.

If she pops out a kid one day, we will know. And it will be very sad because it’s an infant born into a very broken, chaotic, and neglectful situation. Frankly, life threatening.

I get icky vibes from her and I see something tragic happening in the future just because of the dangerous behaviors she already practices and untreated (severe) mental illness.

I hate her more and more each time I come on here. She’s going to turn up missing or dead. She’s gonna go crazy and drive herself and her kid off a Cliff like this lady.

https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2022/01/12/woman-2-kids-dead-in-apparent-murder-suicide-in-land-o-lakes-pasco-deputies-say/

No. 1470286

>>1470278
Do you even know where the fuck you are?

No. 1470290

>>1470286
I do. But you can make pick on Alice without making fun of other autistic people. Just use tinfoil how hard is that.

No. 1470296

>>1470267
People who think for certain she’s not faking it baffle me tbh. I mean, she STILL says she doesn’t know if she’s pregnant or not, yet she also does “maternity photo shoots.” She always goes back and forth every day. Her stomach hasn’t grown since January, in fact it looked bigger back then.

I think there’s a 50/50 chance either way, and either way she’s being super vague just for attention. She also 100% knows if she is or not, I don’t believe that she hasn’t taken a pregnancy test. She buys her dog normal non vegan dog food when she needs to, I highly doubt she wouldn’t buy a test

No. 1470301

>>1470290
We get it you’re autistic. lolcow isn’t really filled with woke individuals so I’d learn to cope with it and stop complaining or gtfo

No. 1470313

>>1470278
Fuck off retard and lrn2intgr8.

No. 1470314

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>>1470296
“Against pregnancy tests” my ass…She’s so full of shit, maybe that’s why her eyes are brown.

No. 1470316

>>1470278
shut the fuck up autist

No. 1470318

>>1470314
This is an old tt, she explained later that she found out pregnancy tests used animal antibodies so she stopped using them. This was discussed in the first thread.

No. 1470326

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>>1470314
She also claims fern had no intervention yet she used pregnancy tests and ultrasounds with him. She even admits to owning a doppler.

All of these things are important steps to maintain a healthy pregnancy.

Meanwhile she doesn’t even know what she’s doing with her OWN life… it’s sad and scary kids are being harmed and neglected in the process.

Alice will eventually end up arrested or in a padded room after she freaks out over someone asking her to wear shoes. She’s going to snap Eventually. If I were her husband I would immediately have her evaluated when she came home. Straight to the ER. 72 hold that psycho and save fern.

No. 1470327

she could easily go get a blood test to prove whether she's pregnant, but I don't think she wants to find out she's not.

No. 1470329

>>1470316
>>1470290
Both of you shut the fuck up this thread is for Alice. Not your bitch ass little argument

No. 1470333

Brianna if you're reading this, spill the tea on caleb

No. 1470335

>>1470326
I wish but they wouldn’t do a psych hold on her. Arizona has really bad mental health support. The hospitals will literally just send you home even if you have a plan and intent to execute it.

No. 1470340

>>1470267
i think she is pregnant but there are a few things that makes me doubt;

1- her belly hasn't grown and still looks the same as when she was allegedly 10 weeks.

2- she doesn't say she's pregnant even tho it's been 20 weeks or so and she even took maternity pics. you're telling me she's been missing her period and still thinks there is a possibility she's not pregnant?

3- she wants to be pregnant so bad and she likes the attention that it brings her so she has a motive to lie

but idk how she could fake a belly like that. i doubt she's starved to the point of having protein deficiency she was not severely underweight just skinnier than normal and she seems like she's gained weight.

but either way it sucks for her cause she's stuck with her "abusive" husband and having a newborn does not help lol.

No. 1470342

>>1470329
shut up anon you're not helping

No. 1470345

>>1470326
She has been wearing shoes lately and even bought a pair for fern. They probably got kicked out of somewhere in FL or the pavement was too hot.

No. 1470349

>>1470335
Even if it endangers a child?

No. 1470350

>>1470345
The pavement can’t be too hot bc they have winter clothes on in a lot of pics

No. 1470353

>>1470340
I think she’s pregnant too, it’s just not a healthy pregnancy with the baby not growing as should.

No. 1470359

>>1470350
Go away, you’re annoying

No. 1470368

>>1470349
They would get dcs involved if the child was in danger but wouldn’t do a psych hold. Our psych hospitals are impossible to get into unless you do something really bad or if you are a minor who is already being monitored by a state psychologist. Even then the minor I know had to wait 2 days in an er before being evaluated at the psych hospital. It was not a forced hold either. All the kid had to say was I’m fine and they would have let her leave

No. 1470370

>>1470353
If she is pregnant and the baby is not growing as it should, it’s because her diet is so deficient it’s affecting her baby’s prenatal development. I would be worried she might lose the baby if she doesn’t start taking better care of herself.
If it exists. Schrodinger’s fetus.

No. 1470374

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her belly is kinda flat here

No. 1470377

She could very well be pregnant & because she hasn't changed her lifestyle or gone to any doctors or done ANYTHING to make sure the baby is healthy it could be a missed miscarriage type situation, especially since her stomach hasn't changed since January.

I'm 50/50, and although this is me tinfoiling a little, if she is pregnant, that's my only explanation as to why she hasn't felt movement and why the bump hasn't grown.

No. 1470380

>>1470374
Right. This looks like she arched her back and stuck her stomach out.

No. 1470383

>>1470370
Why worry? Could you see her taking care of a child with a birth defect? Not adequately anyway, it would be another Luna case with her grifting her followers and flaunting for attention and pity.

No. 1470392

>>1470383
she'd be doing backflips trying to find a way to blame everyone but herself. doctors, her parents, even Caleb. the way she has everything else in her life.

No. 1470395

>>1470392
Yep! She’d blame Caleb for using shampoo and it infecting his sperm kek

No. 1470400

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>>1470359
I was just pointing out a flaw in what you were saying? If the weather is hot enough to heat up the ground to warrant shoes, surely she wouldn’t be dressed in a sweater and long pants?

No. 1470406

>>1470383
Omg!!! Is Luna still alive!?

No. 1470416

>>1470406
As far as I know she is

No. 1470421

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Nah cuz look at how long her toe nails are

No. 1470430

someone needs to make a tik tok account where they just repost everything she posts for those of us who are blocked (joking, kinda)

No. 1470432

>>1470421
Oh gawd that’s disgusting. Vomit

No. 1470445

>>1470421
her toe nails explain why she doesnt like wearing shoes. Gross.\

No. 1470473

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Her pancreas is going to explode

No. 1470531

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Um define pretty and successful? Alice and willow are literally the furthest thing from both. someone tell me I’m not going absolutely mental over here…lol

No. 1470535

>>1470531
What exactly are these girls successful at? Being a mom is a hard job and it deserve recognition but to say they are successful? Bitch at what? This has the same vibe as Kim Kardashian saying to get up and work. Brianna seems like a better individual than these two combined. Willow looks like she hides a lot of shit from her mob, just like Alice.

No. 1470557

>>1470535
Alice isn’t even good at being a mom… she is failing this but MISERABLY and there’s another possible baby half dead inside of her because she refuses to take care of herself.

She was successfully groomed and now lives in a delusion that actively puts herself and her kids at risk everyday. Definetly not a successful wife, leaving Caleb and taking fern from him for indefinite amounts of time, and letting the carpet accumulate animal shit. Dumping amys canned soup into a tortilla and calling it “cooking”.

She’s a failure at even the bare minimum. Is there a single thing she’s successful at besides doing insane shit that keeps this thread relevant?

No. 1470565

>>1470535
Yes! I left a comment on willow’s tt post and she has all comments filtered for approval just like Alice does

No. 1470568

>>1470557
Willow is a know it all trailer trash just like Alice

No. 1470585

>>1470531
why does she reply to that if her comments are filtered? she had to green flag that comment lol.

she's so narc she only replied to boost her own ego

No. 1470593

>>1470585
That was exactly my thought too! She loved getting that message.

Actual question: is the only reason she took this “trip” to try and meet up with as many TT moms as possible to try and boost her page? I’m really confused as what her goal is because she didn’t research a lick of activities for fern or hotels etc. she didn’t plan at all and the trip isn’t geared towards fern in ANY way. So what’s the deal behind this?

No. 1470598

Willow beats her toddler (ALLEGEDLY) so she's no better than Alice tbh.

No. 1470604

I hope Caleb deep cleaned the apartment in bleach and bought every old spice and axe body product target sells and uses them all daily. What a way to get Alice to leave for good next time. Lol

Caleb if you’re reading this, you’re welcome for the idea. Fry up some bacon too and leave the pan in the stove so the oil marinates the air till she gets home.

Why can’t she just meet and hang out with moms where she currently lives and where her alleged house is being built?

Did anyone see any real footage of fern interacting or playing with the other kids? I only have seen him being stand off-ish.

And I haven’t heard him speak either. Maybe she should install some speech promoting games on his iPad

No. 1470605

>>1470598
I saw the video of her husband asking their kid if he wanted to be popped, you can obviously hear him “pop” him. Alice defended this by saying she’s changed. Lol okay cause we should definitely take Alice’s word for it.

No. 1470608

The Carly girl gave Alice clothes for her and Fern, food, and a toy for Fern. I feel like that says A LOT about the state of Fern and Alice. Also, Alice did not mention passing out at Carly’s place… I wonder why? (Sarcasm)

No. 1470621

>>1470598
what's her tag on tiktok

No. 1470628

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The mom she just met gave her a bag full of clean clothes and food and shoes and toys for fern…

How sad is it when someone else’s mom has to provide your kid with essentials like this? Alice and fern must’ve really stunk and come off homeless and hungry for her to sneak this bag into their car.

It’s a very sweet gesture but really sad that it needed to happen.

No. 1470633

>>1470621
Thelutherhouse

No. 1470635

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She gave the militant vegan pinned butterfly specimens? Is that a joke?

No. 1470639

>>1470633
that's carly not willow

No. 1470641

>>1470635
Art? She doesn’t even realize they are real and we’re alive at some point

No. 1470642

>>1470635
Now Alice will have dreams that the butterflies are pinning her lol

No. 1470644

>>1470639
Ope sorry I wasn’t paying attention lmao. It’s thebramleyfamily__main for whoever was asking

No. 1470645

>>1470628
cackling at the fact that she gave her shoes

No. 1470650

i bet alice is so jealous of willow cause she's had 2 kids by 20

No. 1470653

>>1470645
just watched the video, the vacuum for fern too kek hope it can suck up cat poop

No. 1470658

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Why are all the kids in summer clothes and fern is in all long sleeves? Bruises? Are those the only clean clothes he has? Maybe that’s why Carly left fern with some summer outfits. Alice couldn’t even stop at goodwill or something to get him something clean to wear around the other kids and at someone’s house?

No. 1470659

>>1470642
PLZZZ IM CACKLING OVER THIS RN

No. 1470668

Just a tad worried cuz willow has a new born. Hopefully they don’t get him sick

No. 1470670

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>>1470658
I decided the long pants were to hide his mis shapen legs.

And Alice didn’t even have a clean shirt to put him in, hence Carly sending all the essentials. She didn’t wanna make it embarrassing for Alice so she didn’t ask/offer, she just did it.

Imagine the absolute stank Carly had to smell opening the door in the ripe heat to place the bag in there. RIP Carly’s nostril hairs, incinerated by toxic fumes from Alice’s Honda hotel.

No. 1470674

Has anyone noticed her talking differently in her recent vids? She’s put on like a valley girl accent or something lollll

No. 1470678

>>1470670
Wow I didn’t notice how filthy his clothes are. Poor Carly is gonna have to wash her kids bedding.

No. 1470679

>>1470670
His hair is so dirty. He looks like he hasn’t had a bath since before they left

No. 1470680

>>1470674
YES! It’s super fake, especially in the Carly one… “CAR-LEEEEE!” I wonder if one of the other moms she met spoke like that and now she’s picked it up.

We’ve already seen her makeup techniques morphing into her “friends” styles.

No. 1470681

>>1470557
Lmfaooo not the soup quesadilla. I forgot about that

No. 1470682

>>1470674
She also has not acknowledged visiting the rv couple, something definitely happened.

No. 1470683

>>1470678
His hair is greasy, clothes filthy, dirt/grime on his fingers, and there’s still food hanging on his face.

Probably why Carly took everyone outside, didn’t want all the nasty germs and bacteria in her home.

No. 1470684

>>1470682
Wait when did she do that!? Or when was that supposed to happen? Is that the one with the grape fruit? They seemed excited to have her over.

No. 1470687

>>1470684
Yes the grapefruit. She was to visit them after Carly

No. 1470690

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Willow doesn’t want Alice near the inside of her home either, LMAO

She’s literally aware fern and Alice will sleep in their car tonight and is just chill about it. These women are petty as fuck. But I don’t blame Willow for a second, honestly.

No. 1470693

>>1470690
If I was really friends with someone on the internet I’d offer them my couch and a shower. It’s obvious nobody really considers Alice as a friend, this is purely for clout.

No. 1470695

>>1470641
Carly even commented that they were from the lab at Texas A&M

No. 1470699

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Don’t shaft me for this, just warn me if it’s not allowed…but look at the shit storm domino affect Alice has on the birthing community…

I actually know this creator from way far back (look up #momsagainstnursecc on TT) she’s an awful person who could seriously have her own thread with all the weird shit she makes up. And NOW look what her latest shit is, seeing how it got Alice popular.

This is part of the reason why Alice’s platform needs to come down, stop spreading this shit to other desperate tiktok women. Fucking stupid.

No. 1470700

>>1470690
wait. she’s not letting Alice and Fern sleep in her house?

No. 1470702

>>1470700 Willow said they will be there tonight but won’t be seeing eachother till tomorrow morning or afternoon. So no, not staying with Willow.

No. 1470703

>>1470699
they’ve realized it’s an easy way to milk controversy views, just like Alice. but it pisses me off that they’re normalizing this stuff for other impressionable women. also I’d love to know what “health impacts” her daughter is having today from her hospital birth.

No. 1470753

>>1467558
Is there any update to the abusive husband thing posted in December?(sage your shit)

No. 1470761


No. 1470766

>>1470690
WILLOW ISN'T LETTING HER INSIDE BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Okay this is actually pretty sad but I can’t help but laugh

No. 1470770

>>1470674
Yes! I thought I may have been the only one who noticed. She’s talking through her nose and sounds like an idiot.

No. 1470774

>>1470690
For real she probably saw the state of Alice and Fern at Carly’s house and decided not to let them in. Fern is covered in filth and Alice just took a nap while Carly watched her kid for her

No. 1470776

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Her caption kek

No. 1470778

>>1470776
Starting to think she’s an Alice Stan lmfaoooooooo

No. 1470784

>>1470776
sunburns fucking HURT. this is child abuse. I hate these people.

No. 1470788

>>1470778
I’m pretty sure it was sarcasm

No. 1470796

>>1470788
Its only sarcasm because the first day on their vacation they literally all got burnt and she made a video about going back in pool. People called her out and gave her shit about sunscreen and hats.

No. 1470797

>>1470788
I know I’m just making a lil jokey joke lol

No. 1470798

>>1470784
IT WAS SARCASMMMMMMMMMM

No. 1470801

>>1470796
And then the next video she literally had hats for them lmfao

No. 1470808

Alice is grocery shopping at Walmart and says they have been spending over $100/day on groceries and eating it all. $700 a week for an adult and a toddler. I call bs

No. 1470814

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Bet you she litters

No. 1470821

>>1470814
She probably does but at least it’s food waste which wildlife can feed off of. She should take the stickers off.

No. 1470827

>>1470808
All I know is that week of groceries at walmart for 2 adults costs around $90. Even with a lot of produce. So yeah she’s full of shit lol

No. 1470833

>>1470821
I eat stickers all the time, dude.

No. 1470843

>>1470833
Good for you

No. 1470855

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What kind of sick shit is this? She’s so co dependent it’s sickening. She also doesn’t look pregnant here and this was from the end of Feb.

No. 1470863

>>1470658
pretty sure it’s to compensate for not putting sunscreen on him. my sis in law is pretty alice-esque and she dresses her kids in long sleeves in lieu of sunscreen.

No. 1470864

>>1470855
I’ll have to go back a bit to find them but there’s also one where she said she got all the way to her car to go grocery shopping one night, remembered how much fern likes the grocery store, went back and woke him up and brought him with her. Yeah.

No. 1470865

>>1470863
A fleece jacket is still a bit much

No. 1470884

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No. 1470905

This dumbass really says in her video of them shopping at Walmart that there isn’t an organic section as she pans over the fucking sign for the organic section

No. 1470912

Lmfaoooooo y’all have to watch the tt dhe just posted. She’s freaking out about the roads and it being dark and losing cell signal… I thought she wanted to live off the grid. She’s such a dumb ass!

No. 1470915

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>>1470905
Hey Alice! How did you miss that huge sign right in front of you. Double dumb ass!!!!

No. 1470925

>>1470912
I know exactly what roads she’s talking about, she better watch out for the ditch bears who live the ditches along the roadside and come out at night to roam for the food ppl threw out their windows while driving.

No. 1470940

>>1470865
oh no i agree , i’m just hypothesizing since i have firsthand experience with how people like her function. poor baby is going to get heat stroke all because his mom didn’t want to subject him to the ~evil cancer chemicals~

No. 1470946

>>1470915
In this same video, she complains about the coco nut water selection, and says “I could never live out here” … has she not JUST posted about wanting to live RV life and off grid? She’s fucking mental

No. 1470959

>>1470946
She has no idea who she is or what she truly wants. She’s floating through life trying to conform to a stereotype because she thinks the secret to happiness is fulfilling a role. The suburban crunchy tradwife, the radfem activist, the hippie nomad who lives off grid, the alt girl, etc. its like she has multiple personalities, no core identity.

No. 1470961

>>1470959
Honestly resisted saying it the whole time but she's a textbook case of borderline personality disorder yall

No. 1470971

>>1470915
She just wants to talk trash on Walmart because they’re just so low class compared to her precious Sprouts and Whole Foods (even though they carry all the same shit). it’s all part of her superiority complex claiming Walmart has “NotHiNg oRgANnIic” when they totally do

No. 1470986

>>1470971
Why does she rag on the people in her own tax bracket? Lol honey, we all struggling! It’s okay!

No. 1470993

>>1470915
Walmart absolutely has an organic section and lots of vegan food. why is she acting like this? she dumpster dives and lives off food stamps. instead of getting a job, she sells the trash she finds on Facebook, and makes desperate TikToks. she has no room to talk about anything.

>>1470959
>>1470961
she only ever aspired to be barefoot and pregnant, literally, and then immediately found a creepy groomer to make it happen. of course she has no identity.

No. 1471009

I could be stretching here but does it seem like Alice's last video about how scary it was out there could possibly be her trying to get willow to let her spend the night inside? Even her last comment about how she needed to go get to her.

No. 1471018

>>1470986
It’s so cringe how she goes to expensive grocery stores just to pretend like she’s high class. There’s no reason to go to specifically Whole Foods or Sprouts. Everything she buys can be found cheaper at Walmart Target or Aldi. Also knowing she’s on food stamps makes it more ironic

No. 1471025

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I love how the “crunchy” vegan is scared of crop land

No. 1471028

>>1471009
My thoughts exactly and as if the other moms she visited didn’t warn willow to not let her inside her house with the new baby. She wasn’t supposed to get to willows till tomorrow or the next day then bam she’s there. This entire trip has been creepy stalkerish

No. 1471031

>>1471018
I’m curious how much this trip has cost her. The fact she’s been away 2 weeks and only stayed in a hotel one night.

No. 1471035

>>1471028
this trip is to kill willow's newborn with her stomach bug cause she's that jealous of teen moms.

No. 1471085

>>1471035
I wonder if she has bathed fern yet. but then again probably not because her crazy ass probably considered nasty waterpark water and the ocean to clean him off. I'm surprised she isn't against waterparks cuz of all the cHeMiCaLs

No. 1471117

>>1471018
But how do you know? There’s no way she’s getting that much unless she’s lying to the government(sage)

No. 1471156

His legs look SO bad in the Walmart video

No. 1471161

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He’s filthy no wonder Carly snuck them some clean clothes

No. 1471164

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Ferns face when Alice says she’s successful lol

Girl you’re a failure in every sense get it together

No. 1471220

>>1471117
I know. My cousin works at a store she goes to. She gets wic also.(sage)

No. 1471227

>>1471035
Typhoid Alice

No. 1471238

>>1471164
Why does it look like she has an armpit vagina…?

No. 1471246

>>1470821
Wild animals don’t eat orange peels, leaving garbage on cement even if it’s “natural” is littering, but I’m sure Alice tells herself it’s vegan so it’s fine

No. 1471250

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Alice trying extremely hard to prove to us that her parents were abusive. She’s definitely reading the thread and one hundred percent catering her content to our discussion. It’s painfully funny kek

No. 1471252

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Underweight? Neglected? Hmmm…

No. 1471264

>>1471252
To be fair, that haircut should qualify as abuse

No. 1471269

>>1471250
“Break the cycle”
She isn’t breaking the cycle though, there is so much proof of neglect and now of abuse.
And this is what we caught through her posts so what she is hiding must be 100 times worse.

No. 1471273

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Alice didn’t know they castrate animals so they don’t breed and can be better protected/reduce risks of cancer while in a sanctuary/captivity? Wow. She’s dumber than I thought.

No. 1471279

>>1471252

She was definitely not underweight, she’s always had a little meat on her bones, especially now. She was probably starving herself right after she had fern for Instagram appeal. Most kids were thinner than her and definitely not a sign of ‘abuse’, more likely active kids and high metabolism. She doesn’t strike me as an athletic kid, more like a wet floppy blanket.

No. 1471289

shes going to the park soon with willow lmao

No. 1471300

>>1471289
Fern is still dead asleep, knowing her she will wake him up

No. 1471376

>>1471220
Someone claimed their friend also works at a store alice goes to and said alicr fills her cart and walks around for hours taking pictures and videos and then puts half of the stuff in her cart back(post milk or sage)

No. 1471380

>>1471264
Lmfaoooo(sage your shit)

No. 1471398

>>1471252
Wow. She looks like a backwoods toothless granny from Appalachia.

No. 1471413

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Who puts concealer and foundation on with their fingers, it must be so blotchy and cakey.

She said they’re going home after willows to edit and post all her travel footage, clean the car, get nails done, be a suburban house wife for a few days and off travelling again.

No. 1471435

>>1471279
She’s not breastfeeding anymore so her body isn’t burning as many calories as she’s used to. Hence joining the gym and hiking more. She should be putting on weight with/for the fetus though.

No. 1471438

>>1471413
Not gonna lie, I’m pretty confused as to when being crunchy, organic, and granola started meaning being chronically online and getting nails & lashes done while in full glam while blowing money at big corporations lol

No. 1471439

>>1471252
I would donate a kidney to have this picture permanently removed from the internet kek how does she sleep at night knowing this picture exists?

No. 1471458

Anyone else find it bizarre how much she talks shit about where her “friends” live? Like all she talks about how it’s the boonies, the middle of nowhere, she would never live there, etc. I live in a MUCH larger city than where she lives and definitely prefer that over more rural areas, but I would never express it in such a bitchy way. It’s so weirdly passive aggressive mean girl

No. 1471497

>>1471458
Yes it is very insulting but wants to live the van life and off the grid. It’s like she doesn’t think these people will see her talking shit when they have so much more shit to talk about her. I would never invite her back again.

No. 1471507

>>1471252
she looks kinda chubby here. she probably started being vegan to lose weight like freelee and all the activist stuff is performative.

No. 1471515

>>1471507
She actually looks like someone has joy and happiness in their face like an actual child. She has chubbs her and there but she looks overall happy and witty which is opposite of current Alice. That's obvious veganism isn't her thing both mentally and physically.

No. 1471523

>>1471507
I think she is still in her Freelee phrase. I don't think she is a vegan activist or a whistleblower or vegan just sake of animals but she is that annoying type of vegan person just being an asshole for enjoying a glass of cow milk instead of almond milk. She is literal vegan bully like Freelee but if Freelee had a child. Juding people for not lactating like she is, have no stretch marks since she just ate vegan food (stretch marks are genetic btw), using formula and being lazy instead of just go vegan and have milk again. Just full of cockshit. She is into freelee's for her diet which is really obvious. She probably lost weight following her vegan diet and when she explained to her parents her food choices they probably laughed at her and gave her animal products anyway. That's why probably they were ''abusive'' but not sure one hundred percent. And now she probably has orthorexia and also making Fern orthorexia because she is terrified of animal products, nonorganic and GMO.

No. 1471533

>>1471523
her parents probably realized she had an ed and that's why they gave her normal food.

No. 1471578

>>1471250
That’s a Potawatomi card so I guess she really is indigenous. She claims Caleb is too tho and idk about that

No. 1471591

>>1471439
Probably because she’s literally just a child there. Lots of kids have awkward phases. Of all the things Alice has done and continues to do I don’t think having an awful haircut as a preteen is the worst of them.

No. 1471609

>>1471578
She claims Caleb is Cherokee. The most common to lie about. She also claims he has a lot of native in him just under the threshold to get benefits and I’m gonna call bs because that boy is white.

No. 1471629

>>1471609
Probably a lie he told during grooming to seem like they had more in common

No. 1471638

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So she deleted all the comments on her recent Walmart video that said Walmart carries a lot of organic stuff including her precious Harmless Harvest coconut water.

This is the only one she left up with her super bitchy reply

No. 1471647

>>1471591
Would that be how she got her college free and not from scholarships? Especially the Ivy League college she likes to brag about she could have went to.

No. 1471659

>>1471609
So she gets benefits from being indigenous on top of her food stamps WIC and government housing? I’m unfamiliar with how that works

No. 1471667

>>1471647
The college she went to is the same one I go to. If you apply for fafsa you are guaranteed a free ride and you have a left over amount to apply towards your housing, food, supplies.

It’s about $1000 a semester for classes and books. The fafsa pays out about $2500 a semester. You can’t get scholarships or loans or anything till you apply for fafsa. Also she would have been under her parents income until she turned 21.

No. 1471672

>>1471667
Even if she’s moved out on her own or married before 21 she still falls under her parents income?

No. 1471677

>>1471672
Yup. Fafsa is always parents income until 21 then it switches to your income. It can work in your favor or against you. Basically if your parents make less than 100k a year you are probably getting free college at a community college until you’re 21. The amounts vary based on how many kids your parents have as well. So she likely got it all paid just from fafsa.

No. 1471689

>>1471659
Housing, food or any other benefits can not be claimed from both indigenous assistance or gov’t social assistance benefits, it’s one or the other.

No. 1471699

>>1471672
>>1471672
Yup it screws you if your parents aren’t helping you pay with school. However, I’m pretty sure if you’re married it goes to your own income. I’m pretty sure you have to be married or your parents have to be dead in order to not be classified under their income. So if Alice went to school while she was married she 100% went for free because she makes nothing. (Unless it varies state by state? Those were the rules in Ohio)

No. 1471703

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Does she not let him just go and play? He was doing great yesterday while she was napping. He still looks dirty and smelly.

No. 1471710

>>1471699
That makes more sense. They would consider Caleb’s income but he makes barely more than nothing so irrelevant to affecting her qualifying.

No. 1471721

>>1471699
This is also true. I got married the year I turned 21 so it didn’t effect me but I did almost lose my fafsa because my husbands new job made too much with my job. But Caleb’s job definitely did not meet the threshold so she still would receive it. Also being pregnant counts as a child so it increases the income threshold, which is how I didn’t lose mine.

No. 1471730

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Dirty as fuck. Go buy some clean clothes from Walmart

No. 1471743

I’m having trouble understanding what this massive road trip was for? Was it really to meet up with a couple craters for maybe an hour or so? I know someone said for views or attention, but all I’ve seen are one video with each of them dancing or something. It seems awfully expensive and time consuming all for just that?

No. 1471749

>>1471743
She’s trying to prove she has friends?

No. 1471750

>>1471749
Maybe? I just can’t fathom driving across the country with a baby, sleeping in a sedan, spending ALL that money all to see a couple internet people for an hour, then drive back home. I wonder if people were questioning her on why she didn’t have content with other creators or something? I thought most of her stans were just there for baby fern

No. 1471781

>>1471749
She’s unstable as fuck in some kind of manic episode. It happens every once in awhile, she’s seriously off her rocker

No. 1471783

>>1471781
She’s developed a bunch of new persona’s. Her voice keeps changing and stuff, even mid video. Weird and psychotic

No. 1471786

>>1471783
Yeah I’ve been noticing that too. I saw a bunch of people commenting on that willow girls videos like “please let Alice sleep at your house!” The whole thing seems strange to me idk

No. 1471787

>>1471609
I’m half Cherokee with a care, but I don’t believe the time Low to get benefits thing because my friend is 5 percent Cherokee with a card, and she gets benefits, but you don’t get benefits unless you live in Oklahoma or North Carolina. But being to low isn’t true because I’ve met people who are only one percent with a card and they still get benefits(no1curr)

No. 1471822

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She should maybe preach this to her abusive husband and not instagram

No. 1471826

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How long has she claimed to be vegan?

No. 1471835

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This cannot be good for his hips/legs

No. 1471841

>>1471826
IIRC, she wasn’t vegan until her pregnancy with Fern

No. 1471847

>>1471826
obv she's a liar but vegan marshmallows aren't hard to get

No. 1471854

>>1471826
Wow, look at how abused, neglected, and underweight she is

No. 1471875

>>1471841
She still wasn’t even then because there’s that video of her using heavy cream in a recipe she did for videos.

None of it fits with her narrative of having animal products shoved down her throat.

No. 1471887

If Alice thinks abuse towards children is not letting them choose then by her own terms she's abusing Fern. His choice to not be carried, him wanting to be out of the cart at the store. His choice to sleep. She's ignoring that.

No. 1471894

>>1471875
She said it was ok to use the heavy cream cuz she found it in the dumpster… hope she had the shits after

No. 1471897

>>1471835
Him being in the carrier inside someone’s house is just stupid

No. 1471898

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Where’d the baby bump go?

No. 1471902

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He can’t just be calm and play normally? He has to have his tv show on and have an emotional support banana and be glued to Alice?

He even got jealous when she tried to give the toy to the other kid. He’s literally a feral entitled ipad kid at the ripe age of 2.

Has he learned to speak yet?

No. 1471905

>>1471835
Everyone is roasting Alice’s dancing and awkwardness in the comments lol

She wore fern for this to prevent any baby bump controversy, I bet you!

No. 1471923

>>1471905
Why does she keep saying she’s been pregnant 3 times when if she’s is pregnant this would be her fourth pregnancy? It isn’t like she’s trying to hide her being pregnant at 16. Maybe she forgot to add this fake pregnancy when she spoke?

No. 1471930

>>1471905
I think she wears Fern to try excuse her shitty dancing but maybe it’s both

No. 1471935

>>1471923
Maybe the abortion was real and this pregnancy is fake so she’s forgetting to count it. Lol

No. 1471939

>>1471835
correct me if I’m wrong because I don’t personally have any kids but I’ve heard from friends that once your child is walking it’s best to stop baby wearing or save it for situations where your baby needs to be kept close and/or safe. I’m not sure why she wears Fern so frequently when he should be walking around and exploring stuff on their adventures.

No. 1471949

>>1471939
It is very weird to wear a toddler in a carrier as often as she does, especially inside a house. It’s like she’s trying to keep him a baby. She needs mental help

No. 1471968

>>1471939
I wore my 2-year-old on outings sometimes but by the time I was as far along in my next pregnancy as she supposedly is, front carry was extremely uncomfortable and I had to switch to back carry only.

No. 1471970

>>1471902
I hope willow cleans her floor soon. Just yesterday fern was barefoot in walmart and we know alice doesn’t wash his feet (or bathe him at all)

No. 1471971

>>1471970
Heard that it’s willows mom’s house, wonder why willow didn’t have them over at hers hmmmm

No. 1471974

>>1471971
So Alice couldn’t over stay her welcome and willow was ready to go home she could just say bye.
In willows comments ppl were begging her to let Alice stay over night at her house… why are there so many weird ppl?

No. 1471985

>>1471971
That isn’t willows kitchen so very possible to be her moms house

No. 1471997

Oh no she let Alice hold the new baby, reallllly hope her family doesn’t get sick

No. 1472011

>>1471997
All these young moms believe breastfeeding completely protects a baby from viruses and diseases

No. 1472041

>>1471902
NOT THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BANANA AAAHHHHH

No. 1472050

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She didnt even cut the shoe tag properly. And it has been days since she bought him the sandals. What a lazy, lazy mom. Fern looks absolutely filthy, dirty and smelly 🤮

No. 1472113

So is she against shoes or not? God this woman flip flops so much.

No. 1472119

>>1472113
“Flip flops” … lol … get it?

No. 1472130

Imagine going to the beach for the day and never getting to change out of those clothes. Fern and Alice are living in filthy clothes and that’s such an awful feeling. Does she think she’s fooling anyone? I just know she feels disgusting and uncomfortable. She’s living in that swim suit cover up because it’s the newest cleanest thing she has. I hope she thanked Carly again.

No. 1472152

Do you think Caleb’s family watches her social media?

No. 1472163

Anyone else find it odd Alice hasn’t posted any content with Willow? Willow posted two videos with her on her account.

No. 1472223

>>1472163
She barely posted from Carly’s either. And never even went to the grapefruit peoples house. Flaky bitch.

No. 1472341

>>1472163
She posted and deleted one on each of her accounts that said something along the lines of “someone convince willows husband to let her and her kid come home with me, I even cleaned my car for them”

No. 1472368

>>1471743
I also have a hard time believing this "road trip" is just a super fun getaway. I don't know what her reasons are, but it could be a lot darker than just seeing some "friends".

No. 1472369

>>1472341
Wtf… good thing willow didn’t have her at their house, I wouldn’t want that psycho beotch knowing where I lived either

No. 1472387

>>1472369
I wonder if Alice was confused as to why she was at the moms house and not willows lmfao

No. 1472395

>>1472341
And you didn’t screenshot it to post here

No. 1472398

Does anyone else find it strange the way alice interacts with fern? Everytime I watch a tiktok of her with fern she talks to him like a person who has no idea how to talk to a child. Even for a new mom it feels weird.

No. 1472402

>>1472398
She often just mimics the sounds he makes. It’s almost like she’s making fun of him, I feel insulted for him

No. 1472415

>>1472368
What do you mean by this? Tinfoil me, baby

No. 1472418

>>1472398
Because having a baby was just another hobby she tried and hated. I truly think she despises fern. Parents regret their children more often than people regret their abortions.

Fern was quite literally (and figuratively) like just another plant. Except he doesn’t die as quickly as the plants.

All of this seems dark and I’m kind of joking but it could have a little truth.. tinfoil, respectfully.

This woman is unwell and anything is possible.

No. 1472421

>>1472387
They’re both disgusting. Willows house was probably hoarders worthy and she didn’t want Alice to see the way she lived. Jokes on Willow, Alice would’ve felt right at home.

It’s funny she talks about Carly as the perfect mom but won’t be “that perfect mom” to fern. She ignores him for her phone all day.

No. 1472424

>>1472421
Nah, willow is still unsure of Alice and didn’t want Alice to know where she lived. I could see Alice just randomly showing up at her door.

No. 1472429

File: 1647573627524.png (3.42 MB, 828x1792, D8CE6EBF-19E2-4514-9B17-A01B47…)

Alice follows this young couple, I am DYING.
Caption is: “my little toasted bread”

No. 1472473

Is Alice taking these trips to try and “compete” with that Richard mom and maiaknight. She has a grossly overflated ego. Did she think those tiktok moms would invite her or something?

No. 1472493

>>1472418
I think she enjoyed Fern when he was
Immobile because he was an easy prop. She shitted on moms who used any kind of restraint or certain toys to distract their children with before Fern was a mobile baby. Now that he moves around and doesn’t sit still she’s restraining him and plopping him in front of IPads and tvs to keep him out of her hair. The same thing she shamed moms for she is doing. Now that Fern doesn’t sit still for her TikTok’s and pictures she’s getting annoyed with him. Now that he voices how he feels (screams and cries when he’s upset) she can’t handle it. You’re completely right. Fern was just one of her many obsessions and now that he’s lost his appeal towards her she’s getting frustrated with him. It’s so sad because in the end Fern is who suffers.

No. 1472494

>>1472473
Her “trip” looks miserable. Must be scary and uncomfortable sleeping in a parked car all night. I just know she’d be staying in hotels every night if she has the money for it.

No. 1472495

>>1472473
I think so. Maia met up with moms and actually socialized with moms as well as the kids socializing, Alice’s meetings were play dates. No comparison.

No. 1472520

This is old but abs? You don't have a single muscle in that body

No. 1472521

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No. 1472615

>>1472521
Never realized her legs are bent and kinda fucked as well

No. 1472654

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Gagging at how dirty her bath water is

No. 1472656

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Lol the caption when someone asked if he’d be allowed screen time

No. 1472661

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No wonder they don’t let them into their nice clean houses when they eat like this

No. 1472663

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Rickets forehead

No. 1472665

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No. 1472667

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>>1472665

She’s all about research unless it doesn’t align with her whack beliefs

No. 1472668

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No. 1472702

>>1472494
Babies pick up on anxiety and if she’s THAT tired and worried, you can guess fern is equally as tired and unsettled. It’s likely his deficient diet and lack of sleep see contributing to his stall in mental development. Imagine how awful and frustrating it must be for fern to live in dirty clothes he wore all day at a beach and have to sleep in those clothes too. And wear winter clothes when it’s hot bc his mom took him on a trip and didn’t pack enough things for him.

I never saw any books or toys… she spends no time enriching him or teaching him or enjoying time with him because his “validation” is nothing compared to 600k followers validation. She’s a narcissist who only cares about herself and fern is no longer “useful” to her. Imagine the time she spends on social media, if she spent that time teaching fern and engaging with fern. He wants to explore and is starving for enrichment and she denies him that because it’s inconvenient to her.

She then goes and posts videos of fern hugging her… well news flash Alice, kids who are abused and neglected still love their parents no matter what, it’s called a trauma bond and codependency. She’s extremely neglectful to fern, and it’s screwing him up already.

Put your phone down and go to therapy for your own damn childhood and adult traumas so you can learn how to parent and raise your child correctly.

Healing her inner child should’ve happened BEFORE taking on the job of raising an infant. Fern is going to have his own set of issues and is going to make life hell for Alice, and already is.

She has completely changed her channel from it being about “comingupfern” to her literal name “aliceilani” (for someone so proud to be married she never flaunts her last name. And does she still not wear a ring?)

She’s self absorbed and turned her channel into it being about her and her mean girl antics. She isn’t “raising” fern anymore, she’s doing less than the bare minimum and is being selfish and following her own whims.

She is NOT a good mother. She is putting herself and her desires before ferns safety and well being and someone should be stepping in at this point. She should’ve been castrated like the cows because fern is suffering and will continue to suffer and deteriorate at HER hand. It’s gross and fucked up.

No. 1472704

>>1472663
Omg is that why she keeps his bangs long? She works harder to cover it up than she does attempting to do the right thing to fix it (take him to the dr)

No. 1472716

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>>1472668
Look up “enamel hypoplsia” and it’s apart of rickets too… here’s the link to the one I’m reading: https://www.heightspedoortho.com/blog/2019/10/3/what-is-hypoplasia

“This condition is a defect that causes a lesser quantity of enamel than normal. It can appear as a white spot, yellow to brown staining, pits, grooves or even thin, chipped or missing parts of enamel. In severe cases, the enamel doesn’t develop at all.

“Because of these surface irregularities, hypoplastic teeth can have the following dental problems: more sensitive to heat or cold or pain, more prone to wearing down from grinding or “tooth to tooth contact”, more susceptible to an “acid attack” from the sugars in our foods and drinks, more susceptible to trapping plaque and bacteria, and more prone to tooth decay.”

(More tinfoil ig)

No. 1472721

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>>1472716
And we really can’t ignore his swelling on his hands and wrists.

Obviously none of us are doctors, but it doesn’t take a clinician to look at this boy and know something is not right with his development.

No. 1472725

>>1472704
She doesn’t want to hear the truth of what is going on with fern and fearful they will call cps and why she won’t take him to the doctor. It isn’t fear they will hurt fern, it’s fear of proof she’s a horrible mother.
Put the phone down and stop putting fern in that carrier prison.

No. 1472728

>>1472721
Ankles and wrists*

No. 1472731

>>1472721
I was just noticing how bad his ankles were yesterday. His body has thinned out but not his ankles, they have strange looking folds of skin as depicted.

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>>1472731
And are super swollen! It’s blurry but look at his ankles/shins and look at his wrists.

No. 1472780

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Alice indirectly shits on Willow more by saying her town is a “food desert” for her, Walmart’s fruit tastes like chemicals, and that they had to drive 4 hours to a chipotle to get food…. How is chipotle any better than not-organic fruit I have no idea

No. 1472785

>>1472780
she says that Walmart fruit tastes like chemicals but has no problem eating rotten fruit from a dumpster that had been baking in the AZ heat.>>1472780

No. 1472790

>>1472780
She’s just a welfare queen with a superiority complex. Interesting how Willow lives in a “food desert” yet none of her kids have rickets

No. 1472792

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No. 1472794

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Willow wouldn’t let her in their house let alone invite them to stay the night… such bs
She must have really been craving chipotle to choose to drive 4 hours instead of staying at willows… it’s probably cuz willow isn’t organic vegan

No. 1472796

I think she’s trying to rebrand or something. It seems as though she’s trying really hard to talk and act like other popular mom creators. She’s went back on tons of her opinions and does plenty of things she used to be against. I started following her long ago and it’s been such a confusing journey with her constant contradicting opinions.
What are long term effects of untreated rickets? Im worried about baby fern, his legs look painful.

No. 1472800

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She’s really saying she doesn’t know how to put the seats down in the back? How dumb is this b?

No. 1472801

“Willow gonna come back with us but like later”

Wtf??

No. 1472803

>>1472800
She locked the pull tabs behind the seat when she put the seats up… she is dumb as a brick tho

No. 1472805

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She complains about the non-organic cereal but buys 3 large boxes for one day of travel… make it make sense

No. 1472807

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Bahahaha… this was directed at us?

We know you lurk on here alice

No. 1472809

>>1472801
Is this why she cleaned out ferns room? This is some fucked up creepy shit.

No. 1472829

>>1472809
Nah she needs room for the kayak

No. 1472838

Theory: Willow knew alice was going to try to convince her to leave with her but she didnt want to. So she met up with her at her mom's house so that if alice asked, she had an excuse to be like "oh I don't have any of my things or any of the babies things". But also bc she probably didn't want her to know where she lived either bc internet strangers

No. 1472848

why does alice want her to be in her house? it sounds dangerous to me w a newborn

No. 1472850

>>1472838
that’s a good point. Alice has aired her friends personal business before, I wouldn’t want her knowing my address either.

No. 1472851

>>1472794
Her claiming she has D cups is even funnier when you see this pic LOL

“Willow wanted us to stay another night” she never spent the night to begin with? And I seriously doubt it… why wouldn’t you bring a bunch of food with you to willows when you were at Walmart the day before? Dude she’s so fucked up. This made me angrier than it should’ve

No. 1472853

Does anyone else find it strange she drove cross country to see all these "friends" yet she doesn't even post any pictures or videos with them? Like she hyped up seeing willow and then only posted videos talking about her. Idk it's just weird.. like she's too good to post other people on her page? Thoughts?

No. 1472854

>>1472853
Yeah I thought she would with willow cause willow has way more ~followers~

No. 1472856

>>1472829
Oh yeah forgot that was being delivered today. Lol

No. 1472860

>>1472796
Maybe she carries him bc he is in pain or his legs are weak and he can’t walk or play anymore for long.

No. 1472861

>>1472853
She said she will post them when she gets home… needs to edit out all her and ferns defects I guess

No. 1472862

>>1472860
Even more of a reason to take him to the doctor

No. 1472863

>>1472861
I have a theory she’s going to compile it all into a YouTube video to force her fans to watch the monetized content lol.

Also, anon with the different color: you need to type sage in the email.

No. 1472870

>>1472851
D cups aren’t as big as people think, especially if they grew that big due to breastfeeding. they’ll shrivel soon

No. 1472875

>>1472870
Shrivel? There’s nothing to shrivel and she did not swell to a D

No. 1472876

>>1472809
Wait what did u miss. Why would willow be coming home with Alice? I don’t get it

No. 1472878

>>1472856
She actually ordered one? Hopefully it came with life jackets..

No. 1472885

>>1472876
Read this >>1472341
She’s being creepy af

No. 1472886

>>1472853
She has tons of editing to do. Ferns defects, her own insecurities… needs to blur/ blend and make sure she’s not posting anything with controversy stirring triggers in the background.

She lurks here and definetly is going to be more careful about her posts. She doesn’t realize that what she doesn’t post says even more about stuff than posting nothing. (Hope I phrased that correctly)

Motive for the trip was a manic episode. She comes out of the episode and goes home till she cycles again. She’s gonna snap and kill fern and herself, I stand by my prediction. She’s psychotic and a danger to herself and fern and should be removed from her care. I sincerely don’t think she’s sane enough to be responsible for herself let alone a toddler.

No. 1472887

>>1472878
She’d call them kayaking prisons

No. 1472888

>>1472794
Why can't she make some Chipotle garbage herself? It is extremely simple ingredients and prep. Of course we know the answer to this question already.
This thread is almost uninteresting because she is clearly very dumb, therefore any retarded shit she does is not surprising.

No. 1472890

>>1472888
She said a few months ago she only went to chipotle cuz Caleb likes it and now she’s addicted. It’s been her only source of “hot meal” as she likes to call it for a while now. Very unhealthy eating

No. 1472891

>>1472888
Ok then leave

No. 1472893

>>1472890
Chipotle has had sooooo many health code violations too. And I’m not claiming I wouldn’t eat it, but she acts like Walmart’s organic section was poison, but will eat chipotle for every meal??? About as non-crunchy as it gets

No. 1472907

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Why are her glasses always crooked?

No. 1472910

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>>1472890
But she could easily make this food with actual fresh organic ingredients in like 20 minutes. Also it would give her more vegan clout to cook/eat fresh but she's only interested in the aesthetic of being a "crunchy" vegan instead of living her and her baby's lives by its principle.
>>1472893
Ikr. What a retard. as if Walmart and Chipotle don't source their ingredients from the same manufacturers.

>>1472891
You good anon? It was just commentary on Alice's extreme stupidity. Are you OP or something? kek

No. 1472911

>>1472893
Maybe their stomach bug was food poisoning from chipotle. She did say her and Caleb were much sicker than fern.

No. 1472914

>>1472907
her upper lip makes me mad

No. 1472916

>>1472910
It would be easy AND way cheaper. In fact I’d classify that as a really quick and easy meal. She makes homemade kombucha & beer, why is she wayyy lazy with cooking food though?

No. 1472921

>>1472916
She def used to cook more too, like the tofu, pasta etc. idk what happened lol and she says they need to start saving money so like okay start cooking more???

No. 1472922

“I want to live an off grid, crunchy lifestyle sooooo bad”
scared of rural areas & state parks
only eats real food if it’s from a restaurant
gets nails and lashes done frequently
has her baby in a container as frequently as possible

No. 1472923

>>1472916
For real! And most of the ingredients are ready to go from frozen or from a can, prepped in advance if she chooses so that she can even more quickly throw together a bowl or burrito. I don't get it. Also, Chipotle was originally a McDonald's corporation kek

No. 1472925

>>1472886
For real. If Caleb doesn’t intervene and try and get her help when she comes home, the cycle is just going to repeat and her behaviour will escalate.

No. 1472934

Influencers gain attention and followings by being (somewhat) real. Sharing advice or real glimpses into their lives. Alice deletes all those comments. Why can’t she explain how she affords all the things she does? What is there to hide? I feel like if she showed how she does it money-wise without just flexing receipts, she could have a real following.

No. 1472944

>>1472862
She can’t take him to a doctor because CPS will 100% be called

No. 1472945

>>1472934
She would have to admit they are poor after shaming ppl for being poor

No. 1472955

>>1472945
Yeah well, she publicly advocates for mothers needing more resources, if she uses existing resources why not own it? People love “real” influencers who give glimpses into “normal” lives rather than the typical rich, sterile, privileged ones like she’s trying to be. I’d love to hear some tips on doing fun things with a child on a budget.

No. 1472957

>>1472955
I agree but she won’t

No. 1472973

>>1472922
It was so funny how scared she was of farms lol like get a grip

No. 1472992

>>1472973
When the all natural earth mama is scared of nature and earth lol

No. 1473008

>>1472893
How do her “fans” not get weirded out by all the hypocrisy?

No. 1473011

>>1473008
She’s played the victim well and they feel bad for her

No. 1473058

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Oh you don’t say? You irresponsible, neglectful, retarded dumb fuck. You’re letting yourself and your son sleep in fucking filth eating minimal amounts of food bc you’re broke as fuck and never should’ve done this in the first place.

I can’t wait to watch her whole account implode when there’s no pregnancy/baby and no house. Wonder if she’s in the process of coming up with lies to cover all of it, for why it didn’t happen.

She’s a shady fucking snake. This child needs to be taken into custody by the grandparents of Caleb. They fucked him up but their other kids are fine so hopefully fern will still have a chance.

Fern needs medical and dental care ASAP and we all recognize that, right? This is literal abuse. And it breaks my heart that nobody close to Alice or anyone she’s met on this trip has said or done anything. Carly did by giving her clean clothes but why is Carly providing bare necessities for fern? Why isn’t Alice doing that?

I’m enraged and disgusted and so glad this site exists bc her comment section is a circus full of clowns.

No. 1473060

>>1472878
remember when she said she ordered that giant bed…

No. 1473071

>>1473060
She probably couldn’t afford it and it wouldn’t fit in their apartment… I’m sure Caleb punched a lot of drywall

No. 1473076

>>1473011
Neglected dental care is a guaranteed cps call. She can’t let a professional look at Ferns teeth or she’ll definitely lose him

No. 1473077

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>>1473058
Carly was more of a mom to fern in those few hours she spent with him than Alice has her whole life. She buys him two motorized cars bc that’s what SHE wants and likes. When she should’ve spared one and got poor fern a bike or other age appropriate toys and activities. Like when she bought the kitchen set and gave him no fake food or pots and pans etc. to make it worthy.

She shits on her mother but she’s off to a horrible start with fern. She had a baby who isn’t panning out to be obsessed with her like she wanted so now she just doesn’t care. Uses him only as a prop. I truly wonder if he’s in pain and that’s why he’s so fussy/difficult. Aside from the fact he’s living in clothes that are 10 days soiled.

No. 1473092

>>1473071
2 huge Barbie jeeps fit but a little tricycle or big wheel couldn’t????

No. 1473097

>>1473092
Anyone who had had dental issues knows how bad and painful it is… from: someone with dentist anxiety who has had to have 2 rotting teeth removed in an emergency room because I was septic from the infection.

it’s truly excruciating pain.

No. 1473099

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Why is she trying to make it cute and quirky that she’s putting fern in danger? What the fuck is wrong with her?

No. 1473111

>>1473092
She can even buy a tricycle or big wheel with a removable handle attached so she can push him if he got tired of pedaling

No. 1473122

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Why is she sitting at the gas station pump sitting in the back making tt’s holding up other ppl from getting gas.
Pull over to the side you dumb bbbbb, you are just being selfishly rude.

No. 1473139

>>1473099

This chick enrages me beyond belief, how has cps not been called on her?

No. 1473149

>>1473122
Completely off topic but she must’ve spent a ton of money on just gas by itself for this trip, gas prices are absolutely stupid right now.

No. 1473151

>>1473122
He’s probably seeking extra reassurance because his life is so chaotic and unstable right now.

No. 1473160

>>1473151
Yeah so, she could have pulled off to the side at the gas station instead of staying right at the pump. It takes 30 seconds to move the car.

No. 1473190

Anyone think Caleb is up to something while they aren’t home? Like eating normal food? Or idk cheating on his wife?? Like how can any respectable father let his wife and kid go ALL the way across country in only a CAR

No. 1473198

>>1473190
Nope. I think she left without telling him and when he realized she was out travelling they got into a huge fight. That’s when she started to go all freaky wearing makeup, dressing a bit provocative and saying she won’t be going home for a while.

No. 1473200

>>1473139
this has been discussed on the other farms in the fat toddler (& Luna) thread but american CPS really won’t care unless there are very severe and obvious signs like bruises/cuts/burns from physical abuse, sexual abuse and being very underweight.
CPS workers have seen the worst of the worst, they won’t make a child like fern a priority since he’s being fed, dressed and “loved” and looks fine at first glance.
Developmental delays would usually be picked up by someone like a teacher but fern will never see the inside of a school or have any other adults other than Alice (and caleb) be in his life.

No. 1473202

>>1473190
I think he eats normal food more than not and just doesn’t tell her

No. 1473208

>>1473190

I have a theory that he was there the entire time and she only said she was alone for views . It would be so easy to hide behind a camera.

No. 1473211

>>1473208
That is the bat shit craziest thing I’ve heard.
Is this you Alice?

No. 1473213

>>1473208
this is stupid.

although the timing of this trip and the posts about Caleb yelling at Fern etc. makes me suspicious that she was just fishing for a TikTok mom to say “come stay with us!” and she could say fuck you to Caleb. but no one took the bait, so she went on the trip anyway and just “happened” to show up near the other TikTok moms. so they felt obligated to say “uhhh yeah I guess…”

this is tibroil too ofc

No. 1473227

>>1473202
sry for blogposting but my husband has a lot of work friends whose wives are vegan and crunchy like alice and those dudes eat burger king for lunch like everyday behind their wives back i wouldnt be shocked if caleb did the same shit

No. 1473245

>>1473122
Basically, Alice is so shallow that she thinks that since her son is always with her, she’s not neglecting him. In her mind Proximity=Not neglect

I have never seen this woman engage in
play with her child or read to him more than 3 pages of a book. He’s just kind of there as she goes about her day. His delays are a direct result of this neglect, and I don’t believe that she doesn’t see this.

No. 1473263

>>1473077
All of the moms Alice met with on her trip are controversial in their own ways, but what they have in common is that they are all able to raise children. Alice is not

No. 1473268

>>1473245
She has suggested her thinking fern was on the spectrum so she does see it. She chooses not to do anything about it.

No. 1473277

>>1473268
Ah I forgot. Nothing bad that happens is Alice’s fault

No. 1473282

>>1473139
Just shows the utter racism of CPS. If a mother of color did half the things Alice did (dirty clothes, no shoes in a store, no real room for baby, lack of nutrition and medical care, having a not even 2 year old sleep on a dog bed in your trunk while you have a manic episode, ect) the child would be taken in a second.

No. 1473288

Anyone else get Anna Delvey vibes from Alice? Of course way less intelligent, charismatic, and savvy… but such a poser in life who wants to flaunt her status without anything to back it up. Maybe it’s just the actress that played her looks similar (when she’s playing a disheveled inmate)

No. 1473315

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What kind of weird culty type relationship these two have? It's extremely bizarre. It's Alice's insta post with Willow and veganmumu shared this comment. Like it's none of your fucking business of people's eating habbits?

No. 1473322

>>1473315
Alice they we’re probably pretending to be interested. Just like when the salesman who sold you the Kia said you were a “good negotiator”

No. 1473323

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People who have been pregnant, is this a thing?? Bump days and no bump days? Never heard of this

No. 1473324

>>1473323
Wasn’t for me at all. I was big all day everyday and it didn’t make a noticeable difference whether I ate a lot or not. It’s also said after your first pregnancy, you start showing earlier and more, but I only have one so idk.

No. 1473337

>>1473323
That has go to be one of the strangest tt’s ever. Why would you want to suck your pregnancy belly in like that and why flex it?

She’s so weird and ofc getting chipotle… again. She must have the worst pregnancy gas and heartburn.

No. 1473339

I believe she's pregnant but the fact that she used to take tests like weekly or whatever leads me to believe she already had tests on hand and did test this time around. She's just saying she didn't for her platform and using the "am I pregnant or dying" bit as a way to get views. I mean she's got a lot of people's attention so it's clearly working

No. 1473341

Sorry for the diff colors, I'm new here trying to figure shit out lol

No. 1473343

>>1473323
Yes it happens with thinner people. When I first got pregnant I was very thin and my bump would sometimes be pronounced and other times it was “gone.” She is definitely pregnant though, when she sucked in you could see where her uterus is. She’s 100% seeing this thread & was probably losing it that everybody kept theorizing she wasn’t actually pregnant ahahaha

No. 1473344

>>1473323
Also, she is still looking smaller than Bobbi and they got pregnant around the same time. The poor fetus must be suffering. What happens if the fetus has a birth defect because of her lack of nutrition?

No. 1473350

>>1473344
Nothing cuz she won’t seek medical attention for the baby once it’s born

No. 1473351

>>1473343
Crazy, I’ve never heard of that happening! Not saying it’s impossible. Just sometimes she looks completely flat stomached. I was 117 when I got pregnant and my stomach was never hidden once I popped

No. 1473352

>>1473344
Then she’ll give her baby a bath in organic vegan fruit juice and that will fix everything.

No. 1473354

>>1473323
Absolutely a real thing. Depending on what position the fetus is in the uterus you can look very pregnant one day and barely pregnant the next. Alice would only be like 3 maybe 3 and a half months pregnant by this point so it’s not even like she has a huge baby belly, it wouldn’t be unusual at all for her belly to change shape if the fetus moved in the uterus.

No. 1473359

>>1473343
Dang I truly thought she was faking it this whole time… now I’m actually worried lol. I don’t want anything to be wrong with her baby but I do feel like she got lucky with Fern, his birth worked out well enough and he seemed pretty healthy until recently. She just looks so unwell and eats so badly nowadays I can’t imagine the fetus is doing great… maybe she eats more than she lets on? Also I hope her next free birth doesn’t have complications and becomes another Empathic Motherhood Luna situation

No. 1473361

>>1473354
She’s further along, more like 4-4.5 months. About a month ago she was saying she was in her second trimester… even though she was still saying she had no idea if she was actually pregnant

No. 1473362

>>1473359
I personally 100% think she’s faking the fact that she doesn’t know if she is/isn’t pregnant (I think she took a test or used her Doppler)

No. 1473363

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>>1473359
Unfortunately she’s definitely not faking it. Can’t believe this selfish women is condemning another child to the hell that is having her as a mother.

No. 1473364

>>1473359
I was thinking she has been lying about what she is eating too

No. 1473366

>>1473343
Well it’s possible the baby is dead in there too. Or not growing correctly.

No. 1473367

>>1473363
At least Fern and Fetus will have each other

No. 1473368

>>1473363
Right? I feel like something is gonna happen though. Like I feel bad vibes and energy..

No. 1473370

this is gonna come off as misogynistic but i remember when she made a video saying women who give birth naturally have a tighter vagina than those with c section which is factually not true?
there are studies done that show women who have never delivered vaginally have stronger and "tighter" muscles down there.
do you guys think she's insecure about that and that's why she's spreading misinformation?

No. 1473371

>>1473367
Nah ferns gonna be jealous and violent and jealous as fuggg.

Maybe Caleb has plans to take fern from Alice somewhere safe and far away.

No. 1473374

>>1473371
I don’t trust Caleb or Alice one bit. Best case scenario for the kids is Caleb’s parents get them

No. 1473376

The kayak arrived lmfao

No. 1473377

>>1473370
She prob ripped to her anus and it’s a hot dog in a hallway when Caleb likes virgin little teenager vaginas. You’re def right, she’s got insecurity issues about her cooter.

Real question, Alice lost her first baby being reckless now she’s being reckless with her birthed child and her new fetus.

Any bets on when the lie about the house falls through and she’s trying a million excuses?

No. 1473378

>>1473370
That’s such a weird thing to say that I totally believe she said it lol.
I remember someone asking her if she tore with Fern, and she said “I don’t know I didn’t check.” then in a different video she said it took months to feel “normal” down there which lots of people think means she definitely tore. I’ve never given birth though so I don’t know .

No. 1473379

>>1473376
What a waste of fucking money. She’ll use it once. I doubt she’ll use life jackets

No. 1473381

>>1473378
Yeah she said it took 8 months to feel normal again. I remember people were commenting like that’s not normal like I felt fine within a couple weeks, and she was deleting the comments as always

No. 1473382


No. 1473384

>>1473381
isn't that dangerous? i mean what if it heals in a wrong way?

No. 1473392

>>1473391
Or if it fucked it up for the next birth. Caleb should get life insurance on her bc I doubt she’ll make it through this time.

No. 1473394

>>1473392
I was thinking that too. Yikes I hope everything works out

No. 1473397

>>1473379
It’s a one person kayak with the ability to carry one small child in the cockpit. I see this going bad.

How is Caleb not freaking she spent the money when trying to buy a house, mine would but I would want my house more than a stupid kayak.

No. 1473401

>>1473397
I can’t believe that stupid thing was 1000. She just blows money on whatever

No. 1473405

>>1473397
It’s also meant for flat water and she was taking about taking it out on the river

No. 1473409

>>1473377
>She prob ripped to her anus and it’s a hot dog in a hallway when Caleb likes virgin little teenager vaginas. You’re def right, she’s got insecurity issues about her cooter.
What in the fresh fuck is this lmao? Massive scrote energy. This is not how vaginas work anon.

No. 1473410

>>1473401
That kayak looks so cheap, only she would spend over a grand on that. Also she said “hopefully it’ll fit in the car or the RV” like she owns an RV

No. 1473413

>>1473401
The one she got was $899. Oru Inlet

No. 1473415

>>1473401
I hope she can fold it up. She can’t operate her car seats

No. 1473416

>>1473409
I’m high as fuck in my own world LMAO I just downloaded all the sims 2 and I wanna make fern and Alice and act out behind the scenes. Would you guys allow game screen shots in this thread? Kek

No. 1473417

>>1473413
With tax that’s over 1000

No. 1473422

>>1473413
That’s the cheapest one they make though. Frugal queen!!!!

No. 1473427

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Still filthy. Is that shit on his shirt? And face? Ricket ass legs, DO SOMETHING ALICE!!! Good luck getting fern to settle into home life again. Kids gonna lose his shit.

No. 1473432

>>1473422
Did she remember to buy a paddle?

New death risk for fern unlocked: drowning in a kayak accident. Alice’s double DDs can float them to shore and provide a snack along the way.

No. 1473436

>>1473432
It came with one lol oh jeez i hope not!

No. 1473437

>>1473427
Looks like a deformed gnome.

No. 1473440

>>1473427
Is that food or like scars/scratches? he always has dark marks around his mouth, its very weird

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No. 1473452

>>1473427
he looks more like a toddler now, worst age i think she's gonna lose it lol. imagine her not being able to say no to him cause muh consent.

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No. 1473465

>>1473416
Kek this is so autistic but also yes

No. 1473467

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say your prayers for this poor infant who is gonna die because of alice's germs. RIP

No. 1473476

>>1473467
Hopefully Willow asked her to wash her hands. I could be seeing things but her fingernails look dirty when you zoom in.

No. 1473481

i think alice is a super insecure jealous person who would do anything to destroy someone who she's jealous of. i think her visiting willow was just to do some harm to her and i'm calling it rn. the way she's obsessed w her and wants her to visit and stuff strikes me as very creepy.

No. 1473488

>>1473481
Me as well. Hidden agenda.

No. 1473491

>>1473427

His poor legs and ankles. They look painful.

No. 1473493

>>1473467
kek the baby looks scared to be held by Alice. It can sense her insanity and probably smell her poor hygiene

No. 1473502

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Fern looks terrified

No. 1473505

>>1473416
I'm deceased, Allison would see

No. 1473506

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdfE3pd8/

Her fake weird nasally voice in this one. We should start naming her personalities based on her voice. We shall call this one snuffleupagus.

No. 1473507

>>1473502
Thank god he has a life vest on. He does look very scared poor fern

No. 1473510

Shes live on the kayak LMAO i cant

No. 1473511

Why won’t she answer ANY questions about this pregnancy? Like if she’s felt kicks or anything? Only thing she’ll answer is about not taking a test

No. 1473513

>>1473511
She just did on this live actually, she said she felt movement two days ago, but wont credit it to the fetus unless she sees hands or feet, which didnt happen with fern until 30 weeks

No. 1473522

She just said he hand flaps when he’s happy… he is stimming

No. 1473524

She thinks fern is enjoying himself but he’s freakishly scared. She has no concept of reading his facial expressions or emotions.

No. 1473526

>>1473467

Kek look at the body language, willow looks like she’s being polite but really not into it.

No. 1473527

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The fact that she's live while doing this for the first time.. Fern looks like he'd rather be dead. Great angle for her though

No. 1473528

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Even Carly said something

No. 1473529

>>1473511
Pretty sure she knows she’s pregnant and won’t confirm it publicly because she’s trying to be this cringy not like other moms crunchy queen or whatever. Another anon said they suspect she’s confirmed her pregnancy with a test or Doppler and just won’t admit it and I completely agree.

No. 1473530

>>1473527
She also undid the top buckle of his life jacket so there is only one buckle keeping the life jacket on. If he falls over the jacket will slip right off. The jacket is too big for him. Such a stupid person she is.

No. 1473531

>>1473528
She unbuckled one of his life jacket straps because he was uncomfortable…..

No. 1473533

She said her husband “isn’t into naturey stuff or boat life” and “prefers the computer life” like how do you have anything in common???

No. 1473536

Okay, which one of you commented “drowning tutorial” on her live?. I’m dying!!!

No. 1473537

>>1473528
She asked fern if he was having fun and he said no and I’m pretty sure I heard him say out. The kid was terrified and she was torturing him.

No. 1473541

I love how she was perfectly fine with her phone dying on the live. Youre still on the water wtf! you need a phone with you.

No. 1473543

She didn't care if her phone died but the second fern cried she hung up

No. 1473549

>>1473533
It seems like the nature and radical crunchy stuff is a recently acquired interest for Alice, before mid 2021 she never posted about nature and crunchyness. I wonder how Caleb feels about the drastic change from being a vegan trad house wife who cooks, cleans and takes care of the kids and herself to this social media obsessed, insane, dirty, shoeless, crunchy mom, who is never home.

No. 1473550

>>1473543
She has a quick trigger finger

No. 1473556

>>1473533
They’ve been gone for weeks, just got home, and he won’t even do something outside and spend time with them…

No. 1473558

>>1473556
Well she said he was at work, but in general I’m assuming he doesn’t

No. 1473564

>>1473556
They came home and went into the bathroom and made TikTok’s then went to chipotle cuz she was hungry then he went to work.

She doesn’t want him around.

No. 1473566

>>1473564
That’s so depressing they need to separate already

No. 1473567

>>1473556
yeah this is what gets me. Even if he hated Alice, I feel like Caleb never spends time with Fern. The only time he’s with him is for those family pictures Alice makes him be in. I’m sure he works a ton supporting her and her spending habits but it’s like he hates Fern too

No. 1473572

>>1473567
i mean he said he literally wants to murder him according to alice

No. 1473573

Did anyone screen record the live? I’m genuinely interested in hearing Fern communicate with Alice—all I’ve ever heard him do is make little grunts, or sort of vaguely echo back a word Alice squawks at him. I feel bad using words associated with animals, but that’s how he (and she, to an extent) communicates: like little animalistic creatures.

Also, I hope she’ll take him out on the kayak at some point, hopefully WITHOUT filming it. Shoving the phone in his face and putting on her stupid chirpy social media voice while kayaking with him sandwiched between her thighs must have been so stressful for Fern.

No. 1473582

>>1473573
Mostly grunted and moaned with the I wanna die face, said no a few times and possibly out. That’s it. For the most part he sat there frozen in a daze, not blinking and her says he looks so cute and enjoying himself. Her receptive communication skills are horrible or all an act for tt but I think both.

No. 1473583

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Also, does anyone else feel mildly disturbed by this? You’re sitting on a lake with your petrified toddler, and instead of trying to soothe him or enjoy the weather, you’re….. making tiktoks about genital mutilation???

No. 1473585

>>1473582
The video of him vacantly staring off into the distance was so odd. It almost seems like he was dissociating—the caption on that video said something about her needing help trying to decipher his expression, and someone commented “spaced out.” It’s bizarre.

No. 1473591

>>1473583
Maybe she keeps deflecting cuz birthing fern mutilated her and her husband isn’t interested in her stretched scarred coochie. Like seriously, she’s out supposed to be enjoying a kayak ride with her kid and she thinks that, why is she having these disturbing mental images of young boys?

Side note: those are rented life jackets from at the side of the river.

No. 1473594

>>1473585
All the people in the comments not realizing the kid is terrified.

More and more he is showing signs of on the spectrum and this triggered some stimming. She commented about his hands.

No. 1473600

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>>1473585
He was COMPLETELY FROZEN staring blankly ahead with a death grip on the sushi

No. 1473602

So sad to watch how terrified he is and a mother too stupid to recognize it.

No. 1473612

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No life jacket for the dog. But we already know she doesn’t give a damn about it.

No. 1473613

"Fern is so chill" uh I'm pretty sure he's scare for his life and getting no reassurance from his mom whose just worried about being live

No. 1473615

Why does she call the dog a girl when it's a boy?

No. 1473628

>>1473613
She kept laughing at him, wish I would have screen recorded. Isn’t that some of the abuse she complained about her parents, then laughing at her.
She preaches about breaking the cycle but does the same.

ALICE, YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN YOUR PARENTS!

No. 1473630

>>1473615
Heck, she used to dress fern up like a girl.

No. 1473632

>>1473566
>>1473628
Yes! Her laughing broke my heart. She was laughing like “you ok?” But not actually seeing if he was ok or listening to his response, just staring at the phone being like “I can’t hear him”

No. 1473644

Just got blocked on insta for calling out her plaque

No. 1473650

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>>1473644
Yikes! The plaque is bad!!

No. 1473653

>>1473602

Nah. Alice isn’t deaf and blind, she knew he was upset. Someone said she ended the live because Fern started to cry.

I’m fairly certain that Alice has deluded herself into thinking that the tiktok account is benefitting Fern, and that she can become social media famous and fund their lavish lifestyle that way. That’s why she’s taking him on a kayak even though he’s obviously upset: she needs to post videos while she edits footage of her trip!!! That’s what the trip was about, why she didn’t bother doing anything with Fern in between stops. She’s trying to play the long game and become successful by collaborating with other parents who farm their children for content. But what she doesn’t realize is that at the rate she’s going, she’s going to end up with a Netflix limited series about her and Fern.

Sorry, I’ve been leaving long ass comments. I’ve been reading these threads on Alice for like a month and a half now, and have only just started commenting tonight.

No. 1473654

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She didn’t even put the life jacket on him properly. The strap that’s next to his leg should be between his legs to prevent him from slipping out of the jacket (that’s the wrong size for a toddler anyway).

No. 1473664

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Fern does have a crooked smile like his dad. Fern just can’t catch a break with some good genes and a proper diet.

His face in the second pic shows his thoughts on kayaking. Poor kid was was petrified.

I just noticed she doesn’t have the life jacket on fern properly. The bottom strap should be between his legs so he doesn’t slide out of the jacket in the water and keep the jacket from riding up into his face when sitting.
FAIL FAIL Can she doesn’t anything right?

No. 1473666

>>1473664
her teeth rly fucking bother me. like she sees a dentist why are they not cleaned properly?

No. 1473669

>>1473662
put sage in email

No. 1473670

smh they make infant life jackets for a reason!

No. 1473672

>>1473653
If she gets a Netflix show I’m canceling my subscription. I’ve commented before she’s trying to get some tv show. Maybe that’s what her visit was for, trying to get these moms involved, kinda like teen moms except it’s crunchy/tiktok teen moms.

No. 1473673

>>1473672
most boring show ever. who the fuck would put money into that? also extreme tinfoil

No. 1473677

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Yikes!! Alice defenders seem to think a child should be dirty??? make it make sense. idk I would be embrassed if I bought my kid out with dirty clothes, dirty face and messy hair

No. 1473679

>>1473673
It would expose her as the neglectful horrible mom she is, all of ferns health problems and her using fern as a prop.

Her life isn’t tv show worthy.

No. 1473681

>>1473677
Is there really that many unhygienic people out there? I can’t with these people.

No. 1473683

If Alice ever makes it onto TV screens (unlikely) it’ll definitely be presented in an ‘Inventing Anna’, ‘The Girl from Plainville’ kind of way. No network or streaming platform would ever promote her in a positive light, anyone with a brain can tell that she’s an unstable flight risk.

No. 1473689

>>1473683
maybe they'd put her there as shock value cause she's so strange but other than that i don't think so lmao

No. 1473692

>>1473654
She best be putting that life jacket on fern correctly and get the proper size, these kayaks are known to have many problems.

No. 1473694

>>1473689
The character who gets picked on by everyone kek

No. 1473708

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Can someone tell me why she didn't know that today was the 18th, and thus was unaware it was his 'monthday' until everyone reminded her it was in fact the 18th but she's sitting here saying that this was the reason she went kayaking with him lmfao

No. 1473714

>>1473708
She only wanted to play with her new stupid fucking toy, and dragged him out there to take a fucking video. He was SO unhappy. Not that she cares.

No. 1473720

Out of curiosity I asked my vegan friend her take on vegans who dumpster dive for animal products and claim its vegan. She said while it is environmentally friendly, they are not vegan. She said this gives other vegans a bad name. What's stopping anyone from having someone buy them a steak and claim it's vegan because they didn't pay for it??

She's been vegan for 8 years and said you couldn't offer her any amount of money to consume animal products. If given the option of free whipping cream she would still pay the 5 bucks for vegan cream. And that basically what alice says is her way of trying to "cheat" the system

No. 1473722

>>1473708
He looks sad and miserable. He often has that same expression when he’s stuck in the carrier.

No. 1473724

>>1473720
Alice is not a true vegan. She cheats the food system but also doesn’t maintain a healthy diet with all the necessary nutrients.

No. 1473729

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Who the heck told them they have $100k in equity? Oh hunny, you need to own the house first by being approved for a mortgage before earning any equity. As of right now, the builder has $100k in equity not you!
Also, the $100k in increased value cannot be used as your down payment or towards your credit score or you can count as money in the bank.

Omg, this is why she thinks she can continue spending and will be approved for a mortgage.

No. 1473735

>>1473729
The only way they can get $100k “equity” as she likes to call it before actually owning the house is by doing something illegal.
Alice’s next chapter… being vegan in prison and fern lives with grandma and grandpa.

No. 1473736

I'm not convinced they're actually building a house. Her post on Instagram talking about how her road trip confirmed for her she wants to be in AZ. Girl you supposedly have a house being built, you don't contemplate moving states if you just put money down on a new house that isn't even nearly finished (so she says)

No. 1473738

>>1473736
She wanted to sell the house cuz of the increase in value and move to another state. She didn’t need to travel across country to realize the states, more specifically FL, is more expensive. A simple google search and she could have figured that out but she’s very dumb when it comes to researching.

No. 1473740

>>1473738
To get the best from selling the house they would have to live in the house for 6mths to a year to avoid heavy penalties from the mortgage company, all depends what is in the fine print.

No. 1473749

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So she went live today so ppl would gift her money to pay for chipotle… pathetic. I wish ppl would realize she doesn’t give a shit about them.

No. 1473752

>>1473749
Her live legit said I’ll follow whoever sends the most gifts. I was like wtf

No. 1473754

>>1473720
Fregans are controversial in veganism. Your friends opinion isn’t going to settle a major argument. We can think it’s stupid without acting like random third parties have some sort of authority on the topic.

Do we know if Alice is still/was actually a freegan? I’ve only seen the one Instagram post where she references eating dairy, and It wasn’t clear if she was saying she ate dairy in processed products, ‘rescued’ dairy in cooked products, or would prepare food for Caleb with it.

No. 1473755

>>1473752
That is flat out grifting. I guess she is more broke than any of us thought if she has to grift for chipotle. She’s such a loser.

No. 1473758

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>>1473754
Correction: I was only confused about whether she eats dairy in any cooked product, or just ones she pulls out of the trash.

Pretty stupid to call yourself a vegan and then next line say “I do consume dairy if it’s in something”

No. 1473761

>>1473754
I never said my friends personal opinion was a deciding factor and that she speaks for all vegans. It was just her take as someone whose actually been vegan for 8 years.

Alice bought chocolate muffins containing eggs like a month ago and claimed they were vegan. She's not a fregan or a vegan at all. Just a phony.

No. 1473763

>>1473761
She did that because she’s lazy and stupid.

Or maybe she does eat dairy in baked goods, in which case she just isn’t a vegan. Buying animal products intentionally unless you’d literally die = not vegan

No. 1473769

>>1473761
She is a con and not just a phoney.

No. 1473772

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Deletes all the comments that call her out except the ones she can try and flex her money on

No. 1473773

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No. 1473774

Bold for someone who lives on section 8 and has foodstamps and wic.

No. 1473785

>>1473749
#6 has ‘2004’ in their username, which means at the very oldest they’re 18. her fans are mostly young girls in their teens and it makes me so uncomfortable. teenaged girls are taking her advice as gospel

No. 1473797

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We already knew she’s a shitty mom but guess this confirms it.

No. 1473801

So she DOES consume “animal secretions” If it happens this much on social media, imagine how much she “cheats” IRL

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No. 1473849

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Is that puke!?!?

No. 1473850

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It’s interesting to me that she brings this up… is it somewhere she’s gone before otherwise how would she know it exists?

Maybe fern has been diagnosed or is being watched over for stuff!? There’s hope (maybe)

No. 1473854

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Why bother with a full face of make up if you’re going to dress like that? Her hair looks filthy, I bet it reeks.

I’m surprised Alice hasn’t said being vegan makes your shit not stink. I know it’s an expression but I could truly see her trying to push something like that kek

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>>1473854
Forgot to mention her disgusting pants. Please load/zoom the pic.

Also, here’s another bruise sighting. Zero speculation, just pointing out.

It’s only fishy that she was caught editing them out in the past.

I personally don’t think she hits him but he could be falling a lot bc of his legs and instability. Still abuse and neglect bc she won’t take him to the dr for those issues so he can stop hurting himself.

No. 1473864

I have NEVER seen her go out to eat with Caleb…she always only goes when he’s at work. How sad would it be to make all the money for the house and your wife only goes out for fun meals by herself? (chipotle doesn’t count)

Never seen her make a video where they all went to the vegan cafe or to get smoothies etc. it’s really sad

No. 1473868

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Silverware (that he still can’t even use)? No. Chop stix? Yeah. eye roll

Why couldn’t he be eating off a plate? They clean those tables with heavy chemicals and now it’s in his food.

No. 1473871

>>1473850
And there ARE natural grocers and vegan restaurants everywhere she went. She just didn’t choose to look them up and go, and she couldn’t afford it.

The lack of hotels and barely buying enough food for them each day just SCREAMS insufficient funds to me. Again, what’s her goal here? I thought she was supposed to be cutting spending because of their incoming mortgage?

No. 1473924

>>1473871
We will see her grifting game on string, she did it last night to buy chipotle. At least hold up a sign that says she broke and wants food. They have the dirty clothes and hygiene already screaming homeless.
Those foolish people who gifted her for the chance of a follow back. The “winner” should check back in a month to see if alice is still following them.

No. 1473927

>>1473871
She is going to be always borrowing the equity from their house so she can have material things and never pay their house off. She already is planning to spend it on an RV. (huge assumption they get a mortgage)

No. 1473928

>>1473868
Gnome boy

No. 1473962

>>1473862
It’s weird she edits them out because it is not unusual or odd for toddlers to have bruises from falling or just being rough. I’ve seen fern fall in plenty of videos so scrapes and bruises wouldn’t be abnormal, but it makes it really sus to me if she’s editing them…

No. 1473976

Test

No. 1474020

>>1473868
the pearl clutching in this thread is so funny. there's so much to critize her for. they clean those tables with windex and other very normal cleaning solutions nonnita, fern eating nuts off a table is the least of his problems.

No. 1474028

>>1474020
It’s just more of Alice’s hypocrisy

No. 1474035

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If Alice weren’t such a lazy pig then he wouldn’t buy what she doesn’t like.
At least he’s cleaning, more than Alice does.

No. 1474038

>>1474035
She doesn’t appreciate any effort Caleb puts in, what a bitch to live with.

No. 1474039

>>1474035

I'm missing the joke, is it because he bought a brand name with bleach instead of apple cider vinegar and good intentions to clean with?

No. 1474044

>>1474039
He bought chemicals. She is dead serious.

No. 1474045

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It’s developmentally appropriate for children to act out when they want attention. He doesn’t talk so how can he effectively communicate his needs? When kids don’t act out, they don’t have a secure attachment with you. Kids act out when they feel safe.

No. 1474047

>>1474045
Says the mom who’s kid was terrified in a kayak yesterday but read his facial expression as him having fun. She’s just dumb

No. 1474048

>>1470604
>>1474035
wtf guys he actually reads this thread LMAOOO

No. 1474050

guy just wanted an actual clean home lmaooo it probably really needed it. it's sad how he has no free will with her.

No. 1474051

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her ends

No. 1474053

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Is it me or was this video a bit too weird? I can barely hear her even though its full volume, she explained what is her plan for today then she immediately fit checked and showed what she is wearing and the first thing she explained the body suit she is wearing with no bra and walked barefoot and explained that she can't find the flip flops Carly gave her. I don't know it was strange

No. 1474054

>>1474053
She’s so mentally unwell. That’s the only thing that explains it.

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No. 1474057

>>1474054
It was like watching a homeless woman talking nonsense to herself and doing weird shit outside.

No. 1474058

>>1474053
She’s been soooo different in her videos lately it’s insane, she’s completely changed her entire persona

No. 1474059

Is she trying to pass off her passing out at Carly’s as they stayed over night?
She goes to sleep at night leaving fern watching blippi for hours. Something is going to happen to him being left unattended.
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLaDksMN/

No. 1474061

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Spending 136 dollars for stupid organic shittt. Oh can you believe that she is actually buying a bar soap yet judging her husband buying bleach.

No. 1474070

>>1474061
That’s the handmade soap she uses to scrub the toilet and then brush her teeth with that she always buys.

No. 1474073

>>1474059
She has no idea how Carly's kids sleep and Fern doesn't? Maybe instead of making your child bound to tablet perhaps do some physical activities to beneficial for his development and don't bound him to carrier maybe he can sleep at a regular hour and maybe you can have a goddamn schedule? She is asking stupid questions yet she has answers in them or acting like dumb to cover her laziness.

No. 1474079

>>1474055
Driving for miles to get a vegan coffee and buy organic food packaged in plastic bags and plastic tubs, make it make sense

No. 1474080

It seems so unhealthy how she’s always comparing fern to other kids in every way. That’s a toxic environment for him to grow up in. Not to mention her mean girl shade when she mentions how he “doesn’t need to act out for attention”, though she’s said in several videos he’s been screaming his head off?

No. 1474084

>>1474080
She pedalling back on some of the shit she has exposed and being called out for.

No. 1474088

>>1474061
I can’t wait for the day she runs out of money.

No. 1474089

>>1474073
She’s playing dumb so her Stan’s can come back and tell her she’s a great mom even though these Stan are young teen girls who know nothing about being a mom.

No. 1474092

>>1474044

I can just imagine the smells and sights in that house of hers. There's a way to use organic cleaning products and keep a tidy home, but she doesn't seem smart enough to know how.

No. 1474096

>>1474055
Tinfoil but she sounds stoned, it’s not out of the realm of possibilities if Caleb partakes. AND she’s never answered questions about what she thinks. Or she’s catching a cold.

No. 1474097

>>1474092
She lets the apartment get to such a gross and dirty state that it’s a lot to clean so the entire place is never completely clean everywhere and smelly.

No. 1474099

>>1474096
She has said she isn’t against it but doesn’t smoke weed cuz it isn’t federally legal and only state legal in az which doesn’t make sense to me or complete bs.

No. 1474107

Everything Alice says can be summed up by one sentence.
"She's full of shit."

No. 1474108

>>1474107
That’s why her beady eyes are deep dark brown almost black.

No. 1474130

>>1474035
the second she left he bleached the whole house haha maybe caleb isn’t so bad

No. 1474131

Caleb living his best life when she's gone.

No. 1474134

>>1474130
I called it! I literally said that in this thread! Kek where’s my medal?

I said Caleb if you’re reading this stink up the house with chemicals and fried bacon…get some true cleaning done!

He knows she won’t/can’t leave so he’s taking his happiness and sanity back. GO CALEB!

No. 1474135

She’s talking about buying a sprinter van for her, the new baby, and possibly a 3rd baby now

No. 1474136

>>1474135
Which is confusing cause wouldn’t anyone be so excited to spend time in the brand new house they’re building and not be thinking about buying a van so you can be gone all the time??

No. 1474142

>>1474130

Probably ate a hamburger while doing it

No. 1474148

>>1473591
>birthing fern mutilated her and her husband isn’t interested in her stretched scarred coochie.
you need to be 18 to post here

No. 1474155

>>1473854
She seems legitimately mentally ill

No. 1474165

>>1474148
anon is just giving her the same energy. she shamed c section moms for having "loose" vaginas and said vaginal birth makes your pussy tighter. she also accused older women(even her mom) of being jealous of tight teen vaginas.

No. 1474171

>>1474148
Right? Some of the posts in this thread sound like a 14 year old boy made them. Like this one >>1473377 absolutely embarrassing if you are an adult women who still believes that, even more embarrassing is talking about another woman’s “tightness” seriously seek help and worry about your own cooter.

No. 1474187

>>1474171
If you’re offended then this message board isn’t for you… b bye

No. 1474196

>>1474165
>>1474171
Folks, we have some alice stans in the house or it’s alice herself, again not being able to take what she dishes out.

No. 1474216

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She’s asking if fern has to sit in a seat in the back while driving? This is the stupidest question ever… what is going to protect him if in any accident? Plus anything in the back would need to be secured so he doesn’t get hit by flying objects.

No. 1474220

>>1474187
I know a lot of you newfags came from tiktok and get excited to anonymously say “the r word” and be offensive but saying stuff like her having a loose vagina and wishing Caleb would beat her (further up the thread when her friends only tiktoks got leaked) is literal scrote behaviour
>>1474134
and cheering on a groomer is weird too
Alice is full of shit, there’s an abundance of things to criticize her for no need for this shit

No. 1474225

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Buys expensive lululemon only to have to be dirty af. Also what’s with those bruises on her left arm? They’re like finger marks…

No. 1474231

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>>1474216
Lol she’s changed her mind

No. 1474239

>>1474225
Why is she constantly filthy?

No. 1474248

>>1474220
cry about it. go back to tiktok normie

No. 1474253

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She asked fern if he wanted to go in the boat, first time he said no, second time asked he said no and walked away. She took him anyway and the kid is hating it.

Why are you torturing your child to do something you like Alice?

No. 1474257

>>1474220
Why are you defending and encouraging a manipulator?

We do not know for a fact he is a groomer. Looks very much like she was the aggressor in this relationship.

No. 1474268

>>1474187
I’ve been on lolcow for years and anons always call people out for nitpicking womans vaginas. Especially women who aren’t posting pictures of thier coochies. That’s 4chan incel scrote bs. Anons sound so insecure and creepy for even wasting time thinking about Alice’s cooch and what it looks like after giving birth.

No. 1474270

>>1474253
She says setting a bedtime schedule is child abuse but forcing a child to go on a boat that he clearly says no to and is terrified is not?

Alice, fern said no and now you are going against his consent and abusing your child. He obviously isn’t ready so wait and try again in a month or so.

No. 1474271

it’s obvious people are only mentioning her vagina because she won’t shut up about it, and won’t stop shaming other women for their vaginas, bodies, and births. like, you’re halfway right >>1474268, people DO quickly call this shit out in other threads. but lolcows who sperg about their own uwu tight vaginas always end up having anons sperging about it here, and frankly it’s deserved.

No. 1474283

Not to blogpost/armchair too much, but this reminds me of my mother during her manic episodes. The random spontaneous trips, excessive spending with no regard to her husband, the weird lying about dumb shit, the lack of regard for her child… definitely sensing some bipolar episode she's going through. She needs help.

No. 1474285

Has anyone else noticed that when Alice talks about a traveling in a van, she mentions everyone except Caleb? She even mentioned a 3rd baby, but never Includes her husband on her future trips. I’d be mad if I was working my life away and my wife was spending all my money, and didn’t even include me in on her future trips. I’d kick her off my bank account and credit card so fast

No. 1474291

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What nightmares are made of

No. 1474292

>>1474271
she did brag about her vagina saying it was too tight for normal tampons at first and that's why her mom was jealous LOL. imo she deserves the heat

No. 1474293

>>1474285
he has to stay home, so he can work to pay for it all. also lrn2sage

No. 1474300

>>1474285
She’s said he doesn’t want to go. He’s rather stay home on his computer. Everyone has their likes and dislikes and she’s respecting that. I think fern is going to be like his dad preferring electronics over nature which we can already see with the iPad. Alice needs to let fern be who he is and not force her likes onto him.

No. 1474324

>>1474292
LMAO, where did she say that? That’s a medical issue. I can’t use tampons and have to do physical therapy because of it. She thinks that’s a good thing???

No. 1474341

>>1474055
it’s actually kind of wild how different her voice sounds here. It really seems like she’s playing a character lately - it reminds me of grifters like elizabeth holmes and anna delvey where every part of the way they come off is engineered to fit a certain role they want to embody

No. 1474346

>>1474270
can’t get over how shocked she was that Carlys kids go to bed at 10:00 with “no screaming and no spankings” like that’s just the most insane concept to her. I know five people with kids between the ages of 2-4 and they all go to bed around 8pm and none of them had to beat them to accomplish that. Start sleep training young and in their own beds and it’s not that hard.

No. 1474351

>>1474346
The way she phrased that weirded me out. Like is she secretly spanking fern when she wants him to go to bed on time? It was a super odd way to say things

No. 1474355

>>1474292
LOL Alice you idiot, most girls can’t use tampons the first time they get their periods. It’s not that their vaginas are “tight” it’s that they’re putting it in the wrong place. She’s so gross if I was her mom I’d sue her for libel

No. 1474356

>>1474035
Has Caleb ever taken it upon himself to clean before? Probably had a girl over

No. 1474361

Tinfoil theory: alice is mimicking maia knight in an attempt to boost her platform.

Maia takes a vacation and meets up other tiktok moms. Suddenly Alice takes a trip and visits other TT moms.

Maia has been talking for weeks now about seriously buying an RV and renovating it and traveling. Suddenly alice is bullshitting talking about buying an RV (even though we all know she's just talking out her ass)

No. 1474363

>>1474361
I didn’t know Maia was talking about the RV, but I was thinking the same thing. It seems like she’s talking like her and making videos similar to hers. Very strange

No. 1474366

>>1474363
if I see Alice with a white claw I will totally believe this theory

No. 1474370

>>1474363
I think it’s also why she’s talking about going places alone with fern and the new baby. So she can put on that single mom persona like Maia

No. 1474379

>>1474365
Bullying a baby cause their mom sucks is lame and not it. Speech delays are common and can be normal but it’s on Alice to be getting him into therapy to correct it, same with any physical issues. And comparing babies appearances is weird behavior too.

No. 1474384

>>1474361
Honestly this is basically not even a tinfoil it’s so on point.
>>1474370
I was just about to speculate the exact same thing, I completely agree.
>>1474365
This is why we censor minors because there will always be one asshole bullying an actual baby just because of who their mom is.

No. 1474390

Her question asking if fern needs to be in a carseat in a van is so stupid, like yes alice your child can't be running around, falling and hitting the windows when you drive. It's literally the same thing as a car. Also even if you didn't have to, why would you want to put your child's life at risk?

No. 1474402

>>1474291
New sleep paralysis demon unlocked

No. 1474408

>>1474363
I've seen maia talk about an RV/van a few times, weeks ago on her Instagram stories

No. 1474409

>>1474408
Alice has no identity. She thought she did but it was too controversial and back fired so she now resorted to copying people. Interesting is she has accused many people of copying her and went after them.

No. 1474410

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>>1474341
I’m not diagnosing her… but a trait of borderline personality is(yes, you are)

No. 1474442

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This is interesting choice of words…
“disappear”
that would mean she left not wanting to be found and not telling her husband.

No. 1474443

The only persona she needs to channel is ferns perfect mom. She needs to get her priorities straight.

No. 1474444

>>1474442
we call that 'neglectful', alice

No. 1474446

>>1474442
he probably wants you out so he can sneak in his teen gf and eat "animal corpses" alice. dumb BBBBBBBBBBBB

No. 1474448

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Wait so they got married 7/15/2018 but Caleb was arrest for a weed charge on 7/19/2018??? He got arrested 4 days into their marriage ????

No. 1474451

Link for Caleb’s public records and mugshot: https://www.maricopapublicrecords.com/full-record-display.php?id=83337

No. 1474457

We are all in agreement that they had to pawn the wedding ring for cash, right?

No. 1474458

>>1474410
No, it’s not. Mirroring is not part of the diagnostic criteria for BPD. Mirroring is common with autism though

No. 1474462

>>1474451
Now find the accident report.

No. 1474463

>>1474458
Autism is Alice’s response when there is anything mentally going on with her. Is this Alice AGAIN?

No. 1474464

>>1474463
No, it’s not. It’s someone with BPD who is tired of misinformation

No. 1474470

Do you guys think fern will go back to breastfeeding when she starts breastfeeding the baby (after the yucky colostrum goes away and it’s real milk again) ?

No. 1474472

>>1474457
It was never of any worth, it’s a Walmart ring

No. 1474474

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Outraged over toilet cleaner “chemicals” but will use chemicals on her nails

No. 1474476

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No. 1474477

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>>1474464
I have BPD and mirror. It’s common among BPD patients. Might not be the criteria but it sure is recognized as a trait of the disorder. YOURE the misinformed one. Alice has a lot of BPD traits and it would make sense due to her trauma.

No. 1474479

>>1474474
And expose fern to them

No. 1474483

>>1474470
I think she won’t give him the option and say he wanted to. Throwing her tit in his mouth is how she stopped him from crying and to fall asleep when she wanted him to go to sleep.

No. 1474484

>>1474476
This is so funny!!

No. 1474486

>>1474483
This is how I stop my 12-month-old from crying and put her to sleep. I understand Alice is a shitty mom, but can I ask what is wrong with that?

No. 1474487

>>1474474
this thread often devolves into pearl-clutching, but having your baby on your lap at a nail salon is a pretty clear-cut FUCK NO

No. 1474489

>>1474483
And more convenient for her travels. Cheaper.

No. 1474494

>>1474486
It’s the fact that she will force him cuz she never taught him other ways to soothe and she can’t cope with the crying.

No. 1474499

>>1474489
Cheaper bc he will be eating less food?

No. 1474502

>>1474486
How are they ever going to learn to soothe themselves without your tit? At some point you’re going to have to knock that shit off. Fern already can’t talk and sucking a tit nookie won’t help with speech development or learning to self regulate his feelings.

You want your kid dependent on you for comfort forever? Are you gonna be attached to their hip forever?

No. 1474510

>>1474502
That’s exactly what Alice wants is him 100% dependent on her.

No. 1474514

>>1474472
How do you know where the ring is from

No. 1474516

>>1474494
Putting off dealing with tantrums doesn’t make them go away. She’s in for a rude awakening. It truly makes me so sad watching her screw up fern.

No. 1474518

>>1474486
Big difference between a 12 month old just barely eating solids and a two year old with rickets who needs more solids and not his mothers nutrient deficient breast milk.

No. 1474519

I just realized it’s kinda funny she said she’s a huge nature freak and her husband is a computer guy type, but she’s constantly on the phone and computer either recording, editing or reading through comments online. She’s a computer person too lol

No. 1474520

>>1474519
And needing her nails done. Must be mirroring Willow

No. 1474521

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She filters and deletes everything so im sure this comment will never make it through.. but that paused screenshot has me dead

No. 1474522

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Has yet to spend anytime with him

No. 1474525

>>1474522
I think she thinks she’s like a huge celebrity

No. 1474526

>>1474521
She should be leaving him home. I’m not near as anal as her about chemicals and would never expose my child to a nail salon. What is she proving by taking him?

No. 1474527

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I dotn have kids, just my nephews so correct me if I'm wrong.. but I feel like that diaper is about to explode and needed to be changed like yesterday

No. 1474532

>>1474525
Oh she for sure thinks she's Beyonce. Like her post about fern "waving to fans", sureeee

No. 1474538

>>1474532
I mean, he has more “fans” than her by a long shot lolol

No. 1474539

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She's now dressing fern in her homeless aesthetic

No. 1474541

>>1474526
He’s her emotional support animal. No lie. No way it’s a vegan salon either. She’s so hypocritical and a fake. I don’t get how her “fans” can be so stupid.

No. 1474542

>>1474527
If he’s in a cloth diaper, they tend to be much bulkier.

No. 1474543

>>1474541
I legitimately think it’s because no one is there for her wack “advice and lifestyle” stuff, they’re there for Fern content cause they essentially made him a meme

No. 1474551

>>1474541
thank you for pointing this out anon!! Almost all nail polish contains animal-derived ingredients or is tested on animals. I guarantee that her salon isn’t using vegan polish. Alice is such a fraud it’s laughable, being a vegan is merely an aesthetic to her.

No. 1474555

I think she said when she travels she uses disposables and cloth at home but I could be mistaken.

Doesn't she wear contacts mostly instead of her glasses? Almost all contact lenses are tested on animals

No. 1474556

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Jesus Christ brushing her teeth with coconut water, that’s a new low for her dental “hygiene”. Surprised it was mango juice.

No. 1474559

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She downgraded from soap to coconut water. Doesn’t seem like her teeth are vibing but okay.

No. 1474565

>>1474539
It’s the same look of I don’t want to be here as he did on the kayak. Come on Alice, do better for your son.

No. 1474568

>>1474559
Nasty looking teeth and fix ferns shirt for heavens sake.

No. 1474570

She talks like his life is filled with freedom, exploring, and nature but it’s constant sitting aimlessly, in the carseat, or in her baby carrier. I wish she’d actually let that baby roam, even in the house she uses the carrier

No. 1474575

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>>1474556
>>1474559
Sorry I didn’t realize you posted this first but it won’t let me delete the post for some reason.

No. 1474581

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She complains about $12 to go to a national park but spends hundreds a day on crap.

No. 1474592

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Fern is saying out and no and she’s laughing ignoring him try to get him smile. Her behaviour is disgusting.

No. 1474594

>>1474477

I also have BPD, and Alice is not showing signs of BPD. She does not have serious breakdowns, she is not suicidal, and she does not self-harm. She does not post content that alludes to these things either.

There are lots of overlapping symptoms between ASD and BPD, which I think could explain it. Or, you know, just NPD.

I don’t understand why people say she has BPD, though. If it were BPD, it would be untreated BPD in someone who gets almost zero sleep and has a toddler who throws constant tantrums and can’t even speak.

Her content would be much more unhinged /because she would be suicidal/ on top of everything else.

No. 1474600

>>1474592
He has a very serious speech delay. He only says a few sounds they are not even words, how does she not see this?! My son had a speech delay but still babbled in forms of sentences using all vowel and consonant sounds at 18 months. He is literally only making sounds.

No. 1474618

My daughter could only say ow, no, mommy, dada, yeah at 18-20 months, now at two years old she can say bye, hi, kitty, please, thank you, eat, cookie, juice and can count up to 10 and the abcs and so much more that came from speech therapy which fern is not getting. I would say give him a little more time but it seems like Alice is doing nothing to try to help him learn words.

No. 1474625

>>1474618
She definitely isn’t when she mimics his sounds back or she completely talks over any sounds he does say.

No. 1474635

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This might be only my opinion but how dangerous is it to let your toddler stand on the top stairs!! what if he were to fall down and hit his head on the hard celmet?

No. 1474636

>>1474594
A lot of suicidal people don’t express it publically. And bpd does not have to go with self harm or mood swings.

One huge sign of bpd is her spending sprees and sudden trips. These are not signs of autism. She keeps saying she is autistic but a lot of the autism signs she talks about frequently are the ones that either are misdiagnosed autism that should be bpd.

Just because you have bpd doesn’t mean your way of behaving is the only way to show bpd

No. 1474638

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The way she acts like they can only get vegan or organic food in arizona

No. 1474640

>>1474618
I worry for him the way she's "unschooling" him. It's great that they're very active but is she ever reading to him? Making him use his brain for colors or numbers or anything like that? I've yet to see her actually engage with him in anything along those lines.

No. 1474641

>>1474635
She took him on a bike in a body carrier, neither of them with helmets. And took him in open water with a life jacket too big and not nearly on him properly. Safety for fern doesn't seem to be her thing.. just views.

No. 1474642

Every walmart has so much organic and vegan food, but her not eating something because it has an ingredient is probably why she can't find anything. I used to be vegan as a teenager and always was able to find a vegan version of everything in grocery stores.(learn2sage)

No. 1474643

>>1474641
And had to ask if he needed to be in his car seat in a back of a van

No. 1474644

>>1474642
She claims walmarts organic produce isn't really organic and taste like chemicals. I think she just thinks she's too good for walmart..

I did find an old Instagram post where she actually admitted to living in low income apartments. This must have been before she had a following.

No. 1474645

>>1474643
Exaclt, this too! Didn't she even ask about a seat to hold the carrier for the new baby? Like what you just gonna let it roll around in the back??

No. 1474647

>>1474638
She immediately backtracked when Willow replied, too—so fake. I don’t get why she’s shitting all over Willow’s hometown. Does Alice think that’s doing her already fraught relationship with her any favors? If someone came to where I lived and shit all over the food, weather, and general environment I’d be pretty bummed out. I’ll be genuinely surprised if Willow voluntarily visits Alice.

No. 1474652

I live in arizona too. Alice is in mesa and yes mesa is huge, but the parts I've been too felt so gross and just not the best area.

Does anyone know where willow lives? I'm just curious to see what stores are actually near her that are unsuitable for "the queen"

No. 1474659

>>1474652
If you look up where Alice lives, she is in a fairly ick part of Mesa. It used to be pretty good. But she is really close to superstition springs mall. But she’s less than a 30 minute drive from the nice part of Mesa and Gilbert chandler. Which is where she does likely where she does most of her shopping.

No. 1474663

>>1474652

South power road in Mesa , Az

No. 1474664

>>1474659
TBH I'm new to AZ but kind of figured she was since she's in low income apartments. Unfortunately those aren't always in the best areas.

No. 1474668

>>1474652
Try andrews tx

No. 1474669

>>1474644
Welfare queen Alice 100% thinks she too good for Walmart. Whenever she’s buying something at Sprouts and some one comments “they sell this at enter-store-here for cheaper” she deletes the comment. She thinks what she buys is so exclusive but in reality she’s a dumbass for paying so much for what she’s getting

No. 1474670

>>1474640

I've noticed this with a lot of TT/YT. vanlife families. They just consider unschooling to be visiting museums and doing Jr ranger national park workbooks. While it's great to experience these things first hand it doesn't really teach kids critical thinking. Doing these things are great supplements to teaching but it shouldn't just be the sole source of knowledge for kids. I have a feeling Alice is going to be the same way bc she keeps making statements like we're especially going to be traveling when fern starts preschool.

No. 1474671

>>1474652
The only location I can find on willows insta is Permian regional medical centre in Andrews Texas but it’s not uncommon to drive a little ways to go to the best hospital for maternity care so idk.

No. 1474672

>>1474638
It’s so annoying how much she uses the term “food desert”. Allison, there are people out there who ACTUALLY live in food deserts and it’s an ACTUAL problem.

No. 1474674

>>1474671
Her and hubby went to hs in andrews

No. 1474678

>>1474581
Ripping off a national park for $12 is not saving. Not getting your nails and lash extensions is saving. She’s such a bimbo

No. 1474679

>>1474669
I hope they don’t qualify for a mortgage and lose their deposit, would serve her right and knock her entitled attitude down.

No. 1474682

>>1474679
Losing their deposit will definitely be the fault of the doctor who gave her a c-section. Or Fern’s.

No. 1474684


No. 1474687

>>1474670
THIS!! I was “unschooled” until 10th grade, but it was more like my mom picked curriculum from different programs and let us do extra stuff for areas we were interested. We still had to do all subjects, we still had to do daily actual lessons and school work. My mom always called it unschooling but it was nothing like what these psychos talk about

No. 1474694

California leads with the state with the most whole foods stores and Texas is literally number 2

No. 1474697

She'd never admit it if they did. She wpuld just blame the builders for not building the house and lie and say they pulled out of it. I'm still not convinced they bought a house. In this market with Caleb's salary? It doesn't make sense to me

No. 1474698

>>1474687
What kind of job does she think fern is ever going to get to be able to provide for his family someday with what she is going to teach him? Lake tours on his kayak? He wouldn’t be able to get into a college or possibly not his GED either.

No. 1474704

>>1474636

It’s always a good idea to armchair diagnose an internet personality based on symptoms they may or may not have while admitting that there’s no way to know if they have them, then double down on the idiocy while contributing nothing to the actual convo. Doh!

No. 1474705

>>1474697
They haven’t bought a house, they put a deposit on a house. Once the house is finished being built they still need to be approved for a mortgage. They will look into their expenditures vs Caleb’s income.

No. 1474707

>>1474669
Yep, she needs the illusion of expensive, ~rare~ groceries, not organic food.

No. 1474709

>>1474705
The house will only be in Caleb’s name, so they may possibly be able to squeak by if they only look into him… that’s only if the settlement is real and Alice is only blowing settlement money and not his. Of course Caleb works at a restaurant so who knows if he would qualify even if he doesn’t nothing

No. 1474710

>>1474670
All of this and also, being around other kids and socializing is a pretty important part of child development. Alice doesn’t seem to have any mommy friends near her so I worry that Fern won’t make friends without school and will only ever have his sibling(s) and mom and dad to socialize with, which will probably create some pretty bad behavioural and emotional issues in the future.

No. 1474712

>>1474709
*SPENDS nothing

No. 1474713

>>1474707
She probably shops at Walmart all the time and just doesn’t film it. Her whole life is keeping up appearances

No. 1474715

>>1474707
But wears clothes from thrift stores and target and dumpster dives for food. Oh wait, if the food comes out of the dumpster at sprouts or whole foods, in her mind it’s comparable to her paying for it from there.
Someone commented on here they know people who see her shop at these discount grocery stores, she just hides it and half the food she grabs at sprouts or whole foods she puts back after she done recording her tt. Just like she used to ho into clothing stores try stuff on make tt pretending to buy it but she was exposed for never buying the clothes.

No. 1474717

>>1474715
Half of the time she goes to that Farm Store it’s just to dance for Tiktok. Today is one of the few times she’s actually rang anything up

No. 1474729

>>1474717
"Dance"(learn2sage)

No. 1474730

>>1474709
Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought the accident was her fault? You can still get a settlement In that scenario?

No. 1474739

>>1474730
We have heard mixed stories of Caleb’s family saying it was her fault but she says it wasn’t. Ppl have tried to get a copy of the accident report but no success. There might have been a death benefit on her policy.

No. 1474741

>>1474730
The settlement would be for her daughters hospital bills and death. When my husband got us in an accident I got a decent settlement from his insurance because I was a passenger and not at fault.

No. 1474742

>>1474739
There have been comments too of her being high and she was speeding to beat a red light but the hospital would have done a blood toxicology and she would have been charged if intoxicated so I don’t think she was.

No. 1474772

File: 1647752890677.jpg (713.47 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20220319-220716_Chr…)

Are all baby slings like this? I feel like he's basically doing the splits. It doesn't look comfortable? And is this the same carrier she currently uses?

No. 1474781

>>1474715
Does anyone actually have receipts of people saying these things? Alice supposedly being high and causing the accident has been spread around on here and on TT quite a bit, but I’ve only ever heard it in the context of “someone said this happened.” Same with stories of Alice supposedly going into stores, only to put items back and leave. I’d believe both to be quite honest (the second more than the first), but I’m curious if anyone has the screenshots of the original claims that were made. I’ve looked at all of the lolcow threads and haven’t been able to find anything at all.

No. 1474788

>>1474772
No, not all carriers are like this. This is the Ergo and is one of the better ones. It provides much more support for the hips and legs and is less likely to cause hip dysplasia. That happens when the legs dangle from the hip and have no support like cheap carriers.

No. 1474806

>>1474742
I think I heard it was marijuana and you can’t actually test for marijuana like that. They don’t have accurate enough tests like they do for alcohol because weed stays in your system for too long. You can only be caught driving stoned if you admit it.

No. 1474815

>>1474806
Not true but I’d like to see some supporting documents if you think you are correct.

No. 1474818

>>1474781
Actually, someone said this about the grocery stores just the other day so go back and look again.

No. 1474832

File: 1647758819777.jpeg (170.86 KB, 1242x898, DFC016ED-5B63-4747-9AE6-2FD7D4…)

she said caleb tried talking her out of coming back home so soon????? kinda sus.. i wonder if he’s starting to regret starting a family with alice especially considering he gets so annoyed with fern’s lack of sleep schedule and would rather both of them not be around so he can just game and sleep in peace

No. 1474833

File: 1647758942466.png (3.85 MB, 750x1334, 3E57E18C-62C8-4DF5-8E1C-7DA2BD…)

Car seats are starting to look like the nasty couch.

No. 1474834

File: 1647758955124.jpeg (628.92 KB, 1031x918, 5A395274-236F-42F1-8ABF-75CC6C…)

i can smell her breath through the screen

No. 1474849

>>1474834
Even fern thinks it’s nasty.

No. 1474857

>>1474833
probably was enjoying being able to not have to hide he eats non vegan (if he does), use shampoo and toothpaste she was only gone a week he must've bought that bleach instantly he just forgot to get rid of it or hide it before she came home. It's obvious he doesn't have the same views as her. and I think she is pushing it onto him.

No. 1474875

>>1474857
Or their house is just so dirty and the toilet smelled cuz whatever she’s using for cleaning isn’t disinfecting and it smelled like piss and he couldn’t stand it anymore. She has commented sometimes only using water to clean.

No. 1474883

>>1474709
If the house and mortgage are only in Caleb’s name though it’s unlikely they’d be given a substantial enough mortgage, he’s not exactly a high earner. There’s a reason that most people apply for a mortgage based on two incomes.

No. 1474890

>>1474592
"my apartment bathroom baby" Why is she deliberately trying to make it sound as grody and as sketch as possible? She has 0 respect for Fern.

No. 1474910

>>1474636
She’s a great lesson on the dangers of tiktok self diagnosing. Needs treatment for her BPD

No. 1474912

>>1474806
The hospital would have tested her before her c section guaranteed. She definitely wasn’t high or wouldn’t have won the settlement.

No. 1474954

File: 1647782328517.jpeg (448.82 KB, 1200x1117, 8F50A9EE-1789-4CEA-A832-FB4071…)

If you know he knows how to use the word no then why won’t you listen to fern when he says no to the kayak? Oh right, in the kayak he’s your prop and no one give a shot about you being in a kayak. Stop exploiting your child!

No. 1474963

>>1474857
The first video she posted of them being on the road was 3/6, so they were gone almost 2 full weeks. Idk why she’s lying and saying they were only gone a week

No. 1474965

>>1474963
Bc she’s dumb and doesn’t know how many days there are in a week.

Save fern!

No. 1474967

Love how this dumb bitch won’t shut up about “chemicals” yet doesn’t wash the clothes she gets for fern before putting him in it. Those things are gassed with flame retardants and pesticides in shipping

No. 1474971

>>1474967
she’s a lazy dumb bitch

No. 1474984

>>1474636
autistic people get really upset if their daily routine is disrupted. her unplanned trips are not a sign of autism for sure.

No. 1474986

File: 1647785214174.jpeg (269.2 KB, 1200x777, 434A5F8C-776F-4D74-966A-1F5A4B…)

Unless she is doing some medical monitoring and lying about it she has no idea if the baby is thriving. If you’re lying then this no serious joke and someone who takes what you say to heart is going to get seriously hurt by you promoting bad medical decisions.

No. 1474989

>>1474984
She tries to fake some of the basic signs of autism but ignores others which clearly shows she is not autistic.

No. 1474994

>>1474834
that's rancid jesus

No. 1475003

>>1474834
Yikes! She looks 40 years old with those plaque filled yellow teeth, bags under her eyes and wrinkly skin. Missed a few filters.

No. 1475009

>>1474986
I think she’s talking about Fern here

also, tinfoil but I think she sends these to herself

No. 1475012

>>1475009
Any normal person would be upset or not respond to someone wishing death upon their child but instead she responds with a smile so I agree. She’s trying to stir up controversy to regain any views she lost over the two weeks.
No one cares about her adventures and tired of her idiocies. She’s been trying to create her own cult-like following like freelee did but she’s failing miserably. They are gradually dropping off as they realize she’s fake and hypocritical.

No. 1475031

File: 1647790250044.jpeg (107.36 KB, 692x857, 569523BE-1A94-4DD4-8A0D-BB9097…)

This is interesting…
Willow has a much larger following and has been around a lot longer than Alice and would make a lot more from social media but the banks obviously do not consider it a stable income to help qualify for a mortgage. I’m also assuming willows husband makes more than Caleb since he’s in the forces and Caleb is in the service industry. How does Alice think they are going to get approved for a mortgage?
I’m not a willow fan but respects to a sahm who respects her husband enough to do her part in wanting a house and not out frivolous spending.
That’s a real marriage and not just some contractual arrangement.

No. 1475054

>>1474912
Did you even read what I wrote? I live where marijuana is legal and you CAN’T accurately test for it. It stays in your system for 28-30 days so when they test you it will come back positive even if you smoked 28 days ago and are no longer actively high, that means the test isn’t accurate enough to use it to charge people with a DUI. So yes they probably would’ve tested Alice but even if it came back positive, that’s not enough to stop her from getting the settlement because nobody would be able to prove she was actively high at the time of the accident.

No. 1475060

>>1475054
And you were asked for supporting documentation, not just going to believe some anon so stop being so belligerent with the “did you not read what I wrote”

No. 1475061

File: 1647791743679.jpeg (1.36 MB, 1170x2163, 932D200F-0759-4DFE-9D08-E428BC…)


No. 1475065

>>1475060
Documents of what? Court documents are privet you loon. I’m just saying even if she was high she very easily still could’ve gotten the settlement I’m not staying it as fact. Learn reading comprehension.

No. 1475068

File: 1647792255745.jpg (947.24 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20220320-090211_Tik…)

Her gross ass didn't even pack toothbrushes for their trip. Honestly I sont even know why I'm surprised by this.

No. 1475069

>>1475065
Not court documents you buffoon, medical documentation. Oh unless you don’t listen to scientific medical information… Alice.
What YOU say and your opinion about scientific medical information has zero merit without the support to back it up.

No. 1475070

>>1475068
One doesn’t remember toothbrushes if they aren’t used as part of their regular routine… she’s gross

No. 1475072

“My husband tried to talk me out of coming home so soon” I feel like she always says her husband says unusual things like this, I don’t believe it lol

No. 1475073

>>1475072
She uses Caleb and fern as her scapegoat to justify her irrational behaviours.

No. 1475076

File: 1647792672443.jpeg (114.36 KB, 828x625, 0CBE0C21-9E64-4136-825D-DB0B5F…)

>>1475069
You want me to get Alice’s medical records? KEK who the fuck do you think I am. And why are you calling me Alice, why would she be on lolcow telling people her baby died because she was driving high??? Seriously anon stop visiting this thread and pick up a book because your dumber than bag of rocks.

No. 1475078

>>1475069
https://nij.ojp.gov/topics/articles/field-sobriety-tests-and-thc-levels-unreliable-indicators-marijuana-intoxication

You are being annoying. We don’t have access to her medical records and the police would have no way to prove anything. Also the hospital might have tested the placenta but that just shows marijuana use in the pregnancy.

Stop demanding documentation and being mean to people and do a simple google search

No. 1475087

A lot of people being adamantly angry in defending Alice not high while driving. There must be some truth behind it.

No. 1475096

>>1475076
I’m not the one who keeps bringing up the accident and Alice’s marijuana use but if you provided scientific proof into the testing of marijuana use then people would stop bringing it up. I think a lot of people are tired of seeing it and you getting angry and insulting people isn’t going to stop people from continually bringing up the issue. You are a nobody and just your word means shit. I don’t want to be reading about this issue either but I’m not the one defending the issue so I’m not going to research the topic, that’s on you if you want people to believe what you are saying.

No. 1475097

File: 1647793805850.png (11.39 MB, 1284x2778, 685411A3-ECD4-4207-9D73-CE2471…)

His legs are so incredibly bad - his toes are even more inwards then ever.

No. 1475101

>>1475087
I’m the one who brought it up and I wanna say it’s a complete tinfoil, I’m just saying there’s a possibility it happened and she was still able to get the settlement. I think I read on a subreddit or maybe a Insta tea page that Caleb’s family suspected that she was high, I wasn’t saying I read court documents or medical records and knew facts. So don’t take my tinfoil as truth, it’s just something to consider when people use the argument “she couldn’t of gotten the settlement if she was high” because that’s just not true.
>>1475096
A kind anon provided proof, it’s literally right here, one posts above your own >>1475078

No. 1475103

>>1475087
they're not angry you retard. seriously anon your iq must be lower than 70. logically she couldn't have been high because of multiple reasons but it's all speculations not like we were there. stop being a low iq cunt and actually use your damn brain

No. 1475105

>>1475103
For what reason though? Please enlighten us, Alice stan!

No. 1475107

Her most recent video ends with showing what Caleb ate while she was gone. Sus? Hi Alice!(namefag)

No. 1475108

>>1475105
when someone calls you out for being a dumb retard your only comeback is to accuse them of either being alice or an alice stan. wow great work there anon, you really proved me wrong!!

No. 1475110

>>1475107
she probably lurks here cause when people were makin fun of her teeth she showed herself brushing them lmao

No. 1475112

>>1475108
Right just avoid that very reasonable question lol. I’m going to take you not answering my question to mean that you don’t have any real reasons why she couldn’t be high. Great glad we cleaned that up. Stop coming on lolcow to defend your internet mommy. Thx.

No. 1475115

File: 1647794458447.png (9.29 MB, 1170x2532, A49B462F-EBC4-4E5B-B2F2-87DA41…)

she is totally reading here lol

No. 1475118

>>1475112
because she couldn't have gotten the settlement if she was under the influence retard?? and the hospital would also point it out and multiple anons have already said this. what's your proof for her being high while it happened? you're acting as it's a fact. it's a fucking tinfoil you absolute fucking moron honestly anon kys for being a dumb retard

No. 1475120

File: 1647794635199.jpeg (2.19 MB, 1170x2105, BED3F50F-7804-4049-963D-D983FF…)

>>1475115
Yep lol

No. 1475121

>>1475115
Is this showing what he ate while she was away? That’s her hand holding the sandwich, but then quickly cutting off the tt. As if he’s really going to tell her he ate non-vegan food after her freak out about shampoo and toilet bowl cleaner.

No. 1475123

>>1475118
Nayrt but have you been reading the thread? anons provided proof that they can’t find marijuana in your system well enough to use it in court https://nij.ojp.gov/topics/articles/field-sobriety-tests-and-thc-levels-unreliable-indicators-marijuana-intoxication
Just admit you’re wrong and move on you’re clogging up the thread.

No. 1475124

>>1475118
They test during every birth regardless of an accident or not, for marijuana too. I agree that I don’t think she was high, and I don’t think she would’ve gotten that settlement if so. CPS would also have been involved

No. 1475125

>>1475120
Met with strangers where she wandered off to fall asleep…
Alice: strangers with fern good, dad with fern bad.

No. 1475128

>>1475124
Cps wouldn’t have been called. My doctor actually suggested majiuana for hypermesis. Plus you know there’s the whole deal with no kid being going home with her. Yes the hospital would have tested the placenta but it would show use for almost the entire pregnancy not just the accident.

It’s not out of the real of possibility. Yes it’s tinfoil but there is speculation for a reason. There are rumors and there is literally no way to prove them wrong.

No. 1475129

>>1475123
ok do u have proof that she was high? was there any signs of that or you're just pulling shit out of your ass and then calling people alice stans for pointing out the lack of evidence?

No. 1475131

>>1475118
When did I say it was fact? I literally said it was a tinfoil in >>1475096 but you’re acting like it’s Impossible when it’s been proven it’s completely possible to be high and still get a settlement because you can’t prove marijuana intoxication. It’s so sus how you’re defending Alice so adamantly when all I’m doing is tinfoiling a possibility.

No. 1475133

>>1475128
Well, I’m not from Arizona. In my state we’re not legal and CPS would get involved if she tested positive for anything, especially if defects or death was involved. I’m not saying either or is fact because I don’t know. Just someone who’s given birth in a non legal state who knows how it works here.

No. 1475135

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>>1475097
He just casually steps with his foot completely perpendicular to his leg all the time

No. 1475140

>>1475131
mods can verify i've been shitting on alice the whole time but sometimes the tinfoils are so retarded and some anons are easy to call u alice or alice stan for not believing every insane tinfoil?? like can i just disagree and ask for some evidence before jumping on any conspiracy? again i fucking hate alice and i don't even care if she was high or not but anons being defensive retards is what annoys me.

No. 1475148

>>1475068
Anons in here were calling her out for giving fern an adult toothbrush to munch on saying he needed one with soft bristles - that was at the beginning of their trip. She bought one afterwards when they were in Texas.
Coincidence or lurking?

No. 1475151

>>1475140
>anons being defensive reatards is what annoys me
Well isn’t that ironic lol

No. 1475187

>>1475151
difference is i'm defending myself against being called alice/alice stan and you're defending a tinfoil

No. 1475190

File: 1647798748448.jpeg (631.81 KB, 1241x2018, C35A5FE3-A7C8-4045-A1FE-05CF87…)

This is what she spent in just one day. I can’t imagine the debt they are in. I wonder how much Caleb spends in a day

No. 1475195

>>1475190
If she is diagnosed autistic she can get a national parks pass for free for life

No. 1475196

>>1475190
almost 1000 in one day. she's such a consoomer

No. 1475197

>>1475190
And she claims she’s leaving in a couple days. The food will go to waste.

No. 1475201

>>1475190

Clearly this isn’t every day like she’s making it seem to be. $110 for those nails? Kek

No. 1475204

>>1475195
Too bad she’s self diagnosed

No. 1475205

>>1475190
Why tf do they even buy groceries? They go out to eat for every meal

No. 1475212

>>1475204
She just proved she hasn’t been diagnosed autistic. We all know the freeloader would get it for free if she could.
Cue next tt… I could have gotten the park pass free but I didn’t want the hassle of proving it or waiting cuz I wanted it right now kek

No. 1475222

>>1475205
It’s ok, further contribution to not qualifying for the house.

No. 1475226

(Forgot to sage my post whoops)

Can Americans get disability benefits for being clinically diagnosed as Autistic? I don't live in the U.S so I don't know how their system works but my brother (who is clinically diagnosed) has been getting benefits since he turned 19. If that's the case you'd think she'd apply so she could get a little more financial help. But she's self diagnosed so…

No. 1475229

>>1475226
Depends on the severity. It’s much easier to get benefits for a child than as an adult with autism. Both are entirely possible. If she was diagnosed as a baby like she says she was she would get the benefits and would qualify as an adult but she would have possibly last them when she married.

No. 1475235

>>1475229
One of the requirements as an adult might be you are unable to maintain a job of any sort. But that would have to be due to autism and not lazy. She functions enough to be capable to hold a job and she did work at vs for several years.

No. 1475259

>>1475212
Lmao she said she was diagnosed… but that she was three months old lol

No. 1475262

>>1475259

You can’t tell a 3 month old has autism. She’s so unhinged lol

No. 1475263

>>1475190
I think she exaggerates her spending (not that it’s not out of control anyway, it absolutely it). She claims the kayak cost $1100 when you can go to the website and see it’s $899. A National Parks Pass is $80/year, so no idea why she’s saying it’s $95.

Side note: places that she was claiming she spent $3 or $6 for the national parks were actually State parks. Very different. And camping fees are separate from entry/day use fees, which she doesn’t seem to understand either.

No. 1475264

>>1475259
I seriously think she just says stupid shit to see how many of her Stan’s she can get to believe her and not google what she says

No. 1475268

>>1475263
She’s OBSESSED with looking like she has money. She knows she’s poor and she’s ashamed of it so she makes it look like she has money. It’s funny because people that have money, don’t talk about how much money they have lol.

No. 1475273

File: 1647805096052.jpg (228.85 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20220320-123724_Sam…)

There is such a thing called taxes. But she does exaggerate regardless. She probably did the monthly payment plan I would guess.

No. 1475279

>>1475273
Fair point. And I suppose shipping would make it close to $1100. Either way, she’s out of control

No. 1475281

File: 1647805518259.jpg (531.83 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20220320-124330_Tik…)

Buys seat covers after someone points out how her car is filthy already

No. 1475289

>>1475281
Ching Ching….keep spending that money sweetie lol

No. 1475293

how is anyone sure that caleb is working at a food place? if he has a minimum wage job how are they affording their lifestyle?? i mean 1 k a day is a lot and most minimum wage jobs pay u 3-4k a month and thats like 1/3 of their budget gone in one day plus her buying a boat for 1 k how do they manage to pay rent?

No. 1475297

>>1475293
After the accident someone made a gofundme for them and it said caleb worked at like a dive bar or something. I don't think he's still at the same restaurant but I think its just assumed he's still in the restaurant Industry.

I have friends who are serves and bartenders and they make just as much or more sometimes than a regular 9-5.. but it still doesn't add up with the way she spends money

No. 1475299

>>1475293
The insurance settlement money from her accident plus she’s on food stamps, wic and subsidized housing. She also sells the stuff she finds in the dumpster. It will be a rude awakening if they ever get that house.

No. 1475301

>>1475297
Being a server/bartender is considered an unreliable steady income and more difficult to qualify for a mortgage.

No. 1475304

>>1475297
People have tossed around the idea Caleb could be selling drugs but that is purely 100% speculation and no confirming source.
Brianna might be able to enlighten to that situation.

No. 1475310

>>1475299
if she truly spends as carelessly as she’s shown, i feel like the settlement money ran out a long time ago…

No. 1475312

>>1475310
Didn't she claim they put 20k down for the deposit? That money had to have come from the settlement. Idk about low income apartments but I don't think you'd be accepted if you had 20k or more sitting in your bank?

No. 1475313

>>1475065
Uhhh no… Court documents for civil and criminal cases are almost entirely public, with the exception of documents that have protective orders. But they likely settled out of court which is private.

No. 1475316

>>1475118
There are so many variables to settlements, idk how AZ law works but apportionment is a thing and often insurance companies will try to settle and get a release ASAP if there is a death. Even if the other party is at fault. But because the other driver apparently ran a red light they would have been able to claim punitive damages. It isn’t just like “oh xyz circumstance happened so you’re immediately disqualified from any settlement”. The insurance company wants all claims released asap

No. 1475317

>>1475312
Wouldn’t it be based on income, not current assets? Settlement proceeds are not taxable or counted as income so I think they still would have qualified

No. 1475320

>>1475312
It is possible Caleb had a job throughout highschool and was a saver. Alice has also said she banked money from going to school and working at vs. Her spending became crazy after she received the settlement so it is possible they did have some bank.
But, if she keeps spending like she does they will be completely broke and houseless.

No. 1475357

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdPaCtJ8/?k=1
She claims this cost her $450 and will last her 3 days. There is nothing in that mess that is for making an actual meal.

No. 1475358

File: 1647812772406.jpeg (1.19 MB, 828x1488, EE2B1ADD-F02B-413A-A2EB-6BFA10…)

>>1475357

Was just about to say, this is all junk and sugar. Where is all the fresh fruits and veggies?

No. 1475359

>>1475358
Fern: rickets intensifies

One day his foot or leg is gonna snap from pressure being applied the wrong way and weak bones from not enough calcium.

No. 1475364

>>1475358
Just cuz packaging says non-gmo or vegan or organic or only lists ingredients she approves of doesn’t mean it’s healthier.
Eating non-organic strawberries and blueberries and vegetables is much healthier than what she bought.
She bought vegan junk food and deserves to be poor.

No. 1475365

File: 1647813409592.png (12.22 MB, 1242x2688, B23E8B13-2DF6-49EC-8334-8A3708…)

Alice we all know no one let you stay the night. Quit pretending you left because you wanted to

No. 1475366

>>1475358
Not even at Whole Foods does this pile of junk amount to $450

No. 1475382

File: 1647813966728.jpeg (369.58 KB, 1242x2307, D3163DDA-D760-4A40-996B-1C7330…)

Can’t wait

No. 1475389

>>1475382
I love how she claims you’ll get carbon monoxide poisoning if you let your AC run all night. Um, only in an enclosed area. She’s so freaking clueless about life in general

No. 1475390

File: 1647814474646.jpeg (503.74 KB, 1242x664, C3830382-3B3F-4CF5-B8C0-85EDD3…)

She’s been soothing him with electronics. Way to go mom!

No. 1475393

>>1475389
That was so hilarious. She thinks she’s a genius for even knowing that carbon monoxide poisoning is a thing. Most people know about that when they’re grade school age. Too bad you can’t get that when your car is OUTSIDE Allison. Maybe you should’ve stayed in high school that extra year

No. 1475395

>>1475390
That’s because if he sees Alice interacting with another child at all he loses his mind. Only his only real parent, Blippi, can distract him

No. 1475397

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>>1475390
Same thing here

No. 1475402

File: 1647815123721.jpeg (500.27 KB, 1242x2454, 3DFA88AE-49E3-4A0C-8312-F526B3…)

I wasn’t aware vaccines were a book. Is she high?

No. 1475403

>>1475402
Didn’t she go to college for like a year? How did she get an elective course like that lol?

No. 1475407

>>1475403
And she claims she went for childhood development / education… wasn’t aware a “bAnNeD bOoK” class was in the grad requirements.

No. 1475427

File: 1647816489700.jpeg (1.49 MB, 1242x1878, 8711591E-1F99-4134-A4F0-9DAF4A…)

Seriously? What’s the deal with the money obsession?

No. 1475430

>>1475427
It’s is mix of being incredibly shallow and having no personality

No. 1475436

>>1475430
and insecure

No. 1475441

>>1475439
Homeschooling needs to be better regulated in the US like in other countries and unschooling should just be illegal.

No. 1475442

>>1475389
Are we sure she doesn’t have brain damage from the crash or something? How can you be 23 and think running your car inside a closed garage is the same as running it outside in a parking lot? How is she supposed to homeschool Fern when’s she’s so uneducated herself.
>>1475436
Yup financial insecurity. It’s normally poor people who try to flex how “rich” they are.

No. 1475444

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No. 1475446

Sorry first time posting here put you can see ferns legs

No. 1475447

>>1475444
already posted >>1475115

No. 1475448

>>1475358
why does she dump it all on the FLOOR

No. 1475449

>>1475447
Not that anon but they posted it so you can see ferns deformed legs, in the other screen cap you can’t see them.

No. 1475453

>>1475449
Yeah his legs were edited out in the earlier post >>1475115

No. 1475460

>>1475453
There’s only one person we all know who is that obsessed with editing their pics.

No. 1475462

Looks like they're gonna get caught in a monsoon. She also said he's trying to sleep while dumping him upside down to fix the boat. Go home and let that baby sleep

No. 1475465

File: 1647818643905.jpg (1.04 MB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20220320-162257_Tik…)


No. 1475470

She put him in the kayak and he Lost. His. Shit. And of course she ended the live.

No. 1475471

File: 1647819031828.jpg (992.1 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20220320-162944_Tik…)

Poor thing was so tired and she dragged him out there. Tried to force the life jacket on him and he burst into tears.

No. 1475473

>>1475465
She ended it because he was crying when she tried to put the life jacket on him, he looked scared

No. 1475474

>>1475465
Was this her getting ready to go out or packing up to leave! It was hailing not long ago!

No. 1475475

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No. 1475477

>>1475474
To go out

No. 1475478

Omg Alice’s live just popped up on my fyp and she was trying to put the life jacket on fern before kayaking. He was whimpering and crying and was clearly SO scared. I immediately tried to screen record and in the 3 seconds it took to load she ended the live. It makes me so angry how she treats him

No. 1475480

>>1475478
And she only had one paddle!!

No. 1475481

>>1475475
I actually screamed at my phone take him f’ing home

No. 1475482

>>1475480
She’s only been using one

No. 1475488

>>1475475
Alice is probably so mad at Fern right now. She hates when her toy doesn’t cooperate.

No. 1475495

>>1475488
She will put him in that kayak and make her tt or go live and just say something stupid like it’s bc he just woke up but he’s happy.

The ppl in the comments telling her to take him home or he doesn’t want to go and about the clouds looking like it was going to rain.

No. 1475500

>>1475475

Is she a fucking idiot? Did she not see how scared he was the first time yet she tries to put him on it again!!

No. 1475508

>>1475500
She is traumatizing that boy. All the trauma she has experienced and she puts him through that. Was she more concerned about ferns feelings or that it was captured on live for everyone to see. Someone keep that photo to use as a pic in the next thread

No. 1475511

File: 1647820896019.png (5.67 MB, 1242x2688, DE55AA99-D8FC-469F-962F-93D175…)

RIP $1100 kayak.
3/19/22-3/20/22

No. 1475515

>>1475495
>>1475511
Btw, she did put fern back in the kayak. It apparently immediately filled with 3 inches of water.

No. 1475516

>>1475515
Fern was saved today from kayak misery.

No. 1475518

How convenient. Fern is scared of the kayak and now it is unusable.

No. 1475519

>>1475511
Lmfaooo. Obviously she did not read the reviews, I did yesterday. Buckles break all the time, the seat doesn’t stay in place either but no commented about the kayak cracking so what did she do? Customer service is non existent and ignores inquiries. Another impulsive buy wasting $1k.

No. 1475523

>>1475518
Yep she definetly did it on purpose, I whole heartedly agree

No. 1475531

>>1475515
she fucking wasted more than 1k and they only used it once, does this woman have a single active braincel? she makes me so mad

No. 1475532

Just another very clear example of how she puts herself and views before fern. I cant believe she didn't take him home. Probably filled him with juice after the live.

I love how she says she follows ferns sleep schedule when it's been made very clear it's the opposite

No. 1475536

>>1475532
Everything she does is for herself not fern. She drags him around like a doll to use as a prop.

No. 1475537

>>1475532
And even worse, his growth and development is suffering because of it too.

No. 1475541

https://www.tiktok.com/@alicellanispam/video/7077308617715617066?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7077299240033502725
either caleb is a fucking saint or she's lying about him being ok with this insane amount of spending?
if i was caleb i'd freak out at her for wasting 1/4 of our monthly income on some toy that just broke after one use. she acts like a spoiled child omg

No. 1475545

>>1475541
Imma go with the latter lmao

No. 1475548

>>1475541
She will tape it and sell it on fb marketplace

No. 1475552

>>1475541
Gotta love her blaming the stomach bug on not buying enough fresh fruit when she put groceries on a budget. There weren’t many fresh fruits in todays grocery shop and it still cost too much.

No. 1475557

>>1475552
“If we have to all live in a car to buy fruit, that’s what we’re gonna do”

No. 1475559

File: 1647823559933.jpeg (145.61 KB, 828x972, 05B35604-519F-4277-B2EA-52D69F…)

>>1475475
>>1475511
This is karma if I’ve ever seen it. I am very curious how she broke it though, the website says it’s made to width stand a lot and is puncture resistant (picrel)

No. 1475562

I believe she damaged it by traveling on shallow waters. Should not have done that if true

No. 1475563

>>1475559
Stepped on it when it was upside down or took the oar to it

No. 1475566

>>1475559

She probably dragged it everywhere instead of carrying it properly.

No. 1475596

File: 1647825899968.png (7.51 MB, 1284x2778, B4A86C3F-A2E1-4704-86C7-9D119A…)

$450 for 3 days of food seems so reasonable when you’re on food stamps and living section 8. Fucking yikes.

Let’s see how many times she eats chipotle in the next few days.

No. 1475597

File: 1647825900735.png (4.15 MB, 750x1334, 87D9CBB0-0373-4687-8BF8-EB5826…)

Fern is actually using a sippy cup, never thought I’d see that day. Maybe Alice learned a few things on parenting when visiting the other moms. Now if she could only learn to read ferns face when he’s been traumatized by her.

No. 1475605

File: 1647826239556.jpeg (301.83 KB, 1170x1846, 0114DB4D-B398-4FE3-BF08-76809A…)

beauty queen over here sunk her shitty cheap kayak apparently, with her kid in it undoubtedly. should have done her research and bought an actual kayak instead of a half-assed one. is there anything she doesn’t half-ass?

No. 1475607

>>1475596
Probably every day because there’s nothing of substance in that pile of juice and junk food

No. 1475609

>>1475605
>>1475603
Thanks. We already covered it. Read the thread before posting so you aren’t triplicating. Why are you being so disrespectful calling her beauty queen?

No. 1475611

>>1475523
Dang the more I think about the more I wonder if she did it on purpose to have an excuse to return it… I thought she just broke it because she’s stupid but now I’m not so sure

No. 1475612

>>1475611
Yep she finally realized fern doesn’t like it and panicked about the money spent. Hope they deny her a refund bc she abused it.

No. 1475615

>>1475609

you’re seriously coming to this thread to shitpost about a girl with a serious narcissism problem, where we regularly for the last six months insult Allison’s ears, teeth, eyelashes, horrendous makeup jobs, and you’ve spontaneously decided that ‘beauty queen’ is ‘disrespectful’? KEK

No. 1475617

>>1475615
Maybe it’s disrespectful to beauty queens

No. 1475627

File: 1647827899707.jpeg (643.27 KB, 1170x2080, EA2D7A1B-93C4-47C6-A016-95C5F5…)

Huh, I wonder why. I bet she got jealous of Fern clearly wanting to be around Carly, someone who knows how to be an actual parent.

No. 1475630

File: 1647828008278.jpeg (231.61 KB, 1170x337, 5A93857B-8C76-4AA0-A83F-498F25…)

Also, this makes me furious. People are so stupid

No. 1475631

>>1475627
Carly gave him attention and let him play as he wanted instead of how Alice forces toys and the iPad in his face. Fern likes Carly more than Alice.

No. 1475633

>>1475630
The pfp looks 12

No. 1475635

>>1475541
You guys gotta learn to post the tiktok this is an imageboard and I can guarantee she’s going to dfe

No. 1475637

>>1475630
Alice I love the rickets you gave him ugh so cute

No. 1475642

>>1475627
Carly is the first time Fern’s experienced having a real mother. He just instinctually followed her around and left Alice in the dust. He didn’t even care when Alice took a nap and left him alone with her and her kids.

No. 1475644

File: 1647828452667.png (10.23 MB, 1170x2532, 6115C300-660A-4D8E-8540-4EC699…)

She’s live and says that she ‘doesn’t feel safe taking Fern out on a floatable kayak anymore’

No. 1475651

File: 1647828720384.png (9.3 MB, 1170x2532, 1F3CEFCD-8EDA-4437-98AC-199258…)

Fern threw food in the car and said “throw” and “uh-oh”—it seems like he is learning a bit, which is good. Alice said not to throw food in their “home”

No. 1475660

Someone on her live just said “have you seen the lolcow thread about you” lmao

No. 1475663

Did I misheard? In the live, did she say he was 13 months?(namefag)

No. 1475664

>>1475663
He’s 19 months

No. 1475671

>>1475664
I know, but I swore she said he was 13 months. Someone was commenting how advanced he is for his age.

No. 1475672

>>1475671
She just said he was 19 months. Maybe she misspoke

No. 1475673

>>1475664
I may have heard wrong too. Thanks!!

No. 1475674

Why is she still in her car, like go home. Whatever happened to her needing to spend time with Caleb?

No. 1475678

She asked Fern if he had a good day and he said “no.”

No. 1475679

why is she just sitting in her car on live?? She acknowledged that fern is tired and tells him to sleep in her arms. people are commenting telling her to bring him home. she’s such an asshole

No. 1475680

>>1475660
i saw that and someone called them out for cow tipping lol

No. 1475684

File: 1647830035139.jpg (333.93 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20220320-193108_Tik…)

Someone asked why she was trying to profit off her birth via OF. This was her fans response, theyre fucking repulsive

No. 1475685

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No. 1475688

This live is making me so angry. People keep commenting about how tired Fern seems and she agreed, then told him he can “go to sleep whenever he wants.” No, he can’t, because you’re yammering in the front seat with him in your lap, the car’s overhead light on. She keeps saying he wants to be in the car and screams when she tries to go home—which could be true, but only because he’s so dependent on her he needs to be close to her at all times, not because he wants to sit in the car. It’s so obvious that she’s staying in the car because she wants to be live, not because of Fern supposedly liking it.

No. 1475690

>>1475680
I also saw it. They kept commenting about the thread and another account kept asking if she killed her red cat

No. 1475693

maybe caleb flipped out about the wasted $1000 and endangering his sons life and now she can’t go home

No. 1475695

I think she just slapped his hand. She pulled it away from her cause he was pinching her and while it was out of view I saw her hand come back into view then go back to his hand, I heard what sounded like a light slap and he started fussing. She had the meanest look in her eye.

Also he is literally pinching her cause he wants out of the car and to go to bed and everything he has tried failed!

No. 1475698

>>1475660
Did u get the username?

No. 1475700

I just spammed “bring him home” about 10 times and got blocked woops(cowtipping)

No. 1475704

She said Caleb “just wants her to be happy” when asked on Caleb’s thoughts on her traveling alone

No. 1475708


No. 1475709

File: 1647830575967.jpeg (262.28 KB, 828x1707, 8171563C-5B9E-40A7-A32A-EC206C…)

People roasting her in her live that she won’t let fern sleep even though he’s tired

No. 1475712

File: 1647830705054.jpeg (274.41 KB, 828x1559, 1CF6FE03-5C8C-40AC-8130-63D09D…)

Her poor dog was whining in the background of her live and she was ignoring it and all the comments saying to go home

No. 1475720

She said in the live she’s still not confirmed confirmed pregnant… she’s felt movements but not a foot

Said she never even thought she was pregnant until someone in the comments said one day then she considered it

No. 1475722

>>1475720
She is just stringing her followers along. If she confirmed then they wouldn’t be interacting as much.

No. 1475730

Has anyone considered the possibility of Alice being bulimic? She goes through so much food, yet stays somewhat thin.

No. 1475735

>>1475730
I doubt it. She looks average weight. We just see what she buys, not what she eats. I imagine a lot of what she buys goes to waste because she’s a super impulsive shopper

No. 1475737

>>1475730
Nope. She wastes food not consume it.

No. 1475760

>>1475597
Too bad those sippy cups are HORRIBLE for oral development and do nothing to strengthen his oral muscles for speech. It’s basically the same infantile immature swallow pattern. He’s better off drinking from the coconut water bottles.

No. 1475819

>>1475760
she should be switching him to a straw cup, he'll be two years old in four months, and should be off the sippys. I worked in a daycare and we were always telling parents this. sippy cups espically the plastic nips mess up the teeth just like soothers.

No. 1475820

>>1475819
Poor thing’s teeth are probably beyond repair anyway

No. 1475823

File: 1647839119300.jpeg (329.65 KB, 1242x2263, 03621EA4-C181-4581-8F23-5C7544…)

Probably another mattress-punching night for Caleb

No. 1475852

>>1475823
Shes sketchy and lazy. If I paid 1k for that and used it 2 times you bet your ass im getting a refund one way or another

No. 1475855

I would be pissed to if I lost out on 1,000 dollars because my partner impulsed bought something that they broke in two days.

No. 1475857

>>1475823
She needs to not take what the website is saying and call them (if she hasn't) it says it has to be new? It was bought in 30 days, it is new. I bet fern is so happy though lmaooo

No. 1475878

>>1475441

I agree in Germany it's actually illegal to homeschool your kids. They want to be able to make sure that children are properly educated and not being abused at home. I'm sure they would get ferns rickets looked at. Poor kid will now be homeschool and won't have any other people who can consistently look out for him.

No. 1475925

>>1475735
Bulemia is actually associated with weight gain over time. Purging doesn’t get rid of all of the calories consumed, only like half maximum, so usually people maintain their weight or gain a bit.

No. 1475927

>>1475878

she's unschooling which is basically letting him choose what he wants to learn, which is not always good for the child. Also she's always talking about informed consent then why is she already talking about unschooling so early, he should be talking by age 3 and 4 when kids start school, why doesn't see let him make his "informed consent" and ask him if he wants to be unschooled at home or at school with other kids? or is it just what she wants and she doesn't care?

No. 1475986

>>1475663
Type “Sage” into the email line and leave all the other lines, including the name line, BLANK the next times you post.

No. 1475989

>>1475819
And you absolutely know that’s exactly what she was going for…something to soothe him like a nookie.

No. 1475990

>>1475925
Could explain her teeth too

No. 1475994

>>1475635
it's literally her talking and idk how to put subtitles on it? plus can't post videos here

No. 1475995

>>1475857
She needs to stop impulsive shopping, read reviews and do some research. She should have rented a kayak a few times at the national parks to make sure fern wouldn’t be terrified. When you’re poor, living in an apartment, driving a little car it puts limitations on things you can have and do. Her reaction and behaviour towards fern yesterday may have made some ppl start looking at Alice differently and not with shaded glasses on.

No. 1475997

File: 1647865017351.jpeg (191.25 KB, 750x960, 9F27184A-8124-41A3-88FB-629157…)

>>1475407
Is there proof she actually did go to school for child dev. ? I’m pretty sure it has been mentioned pretty recently in this thread too, so nothing she has claimed for a while.
Picrel is a mom she follows and interacted with on tiktok who has 2 or 3 children and unschools them in a van while traveling so exactly what Alice wishes she had. She also isn’t with the father anymore but he sends them money.
I can’t find the TikTok anymore but she said she went to school for child development (for 3yrs?) and in picrel she calls herself an expert for that.
Maybe this is something she copied from her since she dropped out anyway and didn’t have to prove it & honestly why would a banned books class be a part of that? At this point I think she fabricated her whole past.

No. 1476015

>>1475997
Scrolling through this lady’s tt main page and I can see ideas Alice has copied from this lady. The lady is educated and is teaching her kids about nature on their outings. Need to watch more when I have time but I’m curious how her kids learn to read and write and if there’s any educational path guide she uses to ensure her kids aren’t behind in those two areas.

No. 1476027

>>1475997
She claims to have an associates in Child Development, which you already can’t do anything with and is only 2 years of school. She says that she “graduated early” from high school, when in reality she didn’t graduate she dropped out and got her GED. She got married and had Fern as soon as she turned 19, so it’s possible she could have gotten an associates between the ages of 17-19, but it’s never been proven and likely another lie

No. 1476082

>>1475190
All she's done on this trip is go shopping in different locations. So crunchy.

No. 1476091

File: 1647874215906.jpeg (1.27 MB, 1170x2162, 63A36002-6C63-4807-91A2-241D1D…)

Look at these goofs going after the kayak company for her. Watch that the thing was free and she was supposed to promote them

No. 1476093

>>1476091
Her followers are so dumb, even dumber than her for believing her bs. We see how well she takes care of her car, apartment and fern, doubt she was gentle with the thing and it looks like it was from corrugated plastic.

No. 1476137

File: 1647877702032.png (2.75 MB, 1170x2532, 8E324B59-5830-4327-8115-22409D…)

>>1476091
Looks like they are mass commenting on all of the businesses videos, even on posts almost a year old.

No. 1476157

File: 1647879302204.jpeg (359.67 KB, 1242x2315, 0A56DC9A-34B3-4BC1-87F0-1BBE3E…)

Alice’s team of female child simps out in full force. Oru should sue her for slander

No. 1476174

Ruining someone's business because she was careless with her product. She most likely will get a refund but probably the same thing with the heat " she doesn't want to call"

No. 1476185

>>1476174
I was going to say the same thing, she won’t call to fix her heat, she won’t call the salon to get her $700 camera, that girl is useless.

No. 1476248

>>1475994
on imageboards like this you’re supposed to post videos as webm files

No. 1476251

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No. 1476256

File: 1647883629344.png (Spoiler Image, 10.2 MB, 1284x2778, A7994218-1E6D-4381-AAA6-B2E35B…)

Carly’s family has the stomach bug now

No. 1476261

>>1476256
alice is so fucking selfish. she could've atleast maintain her hygiene there and not get everyone sick

No. 1476299

File: 1647885253157.png (4.46 MB, 1170x2532, 32964AF4-DDBE-4D5A-9E87-D6731B…)

>>1476251
Let them know how big her platform is? TT isn’t her platform, and there are plenty of people with much larger followings that aren’t as shitty as she is(emoji)

No. 1476303

>>1476299
Can see your pfp. Crop it out

No. 1476314

>>1476157
Funny how Alice didn’t notice the giant holes while she was setting it up. It wasn’t full of holes until shortly after Fern freaked out on the live. Coincidence?

No. 1476317

File: 1647886506928.jpeg (304.38 KB, 828x998, ECA8B7EC-1E47-4927-A096-BC8744…)

She lies for no reason and now all her “fans” are slandering this company when they actually have a one year warranty. Alice will probably return it for a refund and never mention getting her money back because she loves being a victim.

No. 1476318

>>1476314
And those holes would have been very noticeable. It’s very obvious she dragged the kayak when it was still folded and tore through the seams.

No. 1476320

>>1476317
Not if her followers keep posting negative comments towards the company. If I was the company owner, I wouldn’t until everyone of those followers removes their comments. Make her work for her money back to get the comments removed.

No. 1476321

File: 1647886929738.jpeg (1.31 MB, 1242x1802, 2EB8E0AA-BCE0-4F20-BC51-24C7BF…)

>>1476320
She’s trying to get the money back fraudulently. She’s also planning on buying a new kayak despite fern being petrified.

No. 1476324

>>1476321
I’m a business owner and customers that do this are true pieces of shit. She didn’t even give the company 24 hours to respond before disputing the charge. I’m sure they have Seller Protection to prevent them from losing money because of this idiot, but this infuriates me.

No. 1476325

>>1476321
She hasn’t given them time to respond, bet she didn’t even contact them. Wonder how many times she already has made fraudulent claims to PayPal. Can’t believe she’s going to continue traumatizing fern. She’s so selfish.

No. 1476326

the only bad review is from Alice. If the product was so bad and a scam im sure more people that bought would've said the same thing. She probably like the idiot she it dragged it on the ground

No. 1476328

If she’s so good at gentle parenting and helping fern cope with his feelings, why does she turn the live off when he fusses? He must get REALLY bad for her to be embarrassed over it..

Wonder if anything crazy happened when she was around the other moms? Fern always had blippi in his face in the background so maybe that’s the only thing to calm him down. And now a sippy cup.

Glad to hear we added one more word to his 5 word vocabulary.

No. 1476329

>>1476317
Not only this, Oru has the one year warranty, it’s Gear.com where she must have bought it from that only takes them back unused.
Her dumbass teenage followers are misdirecting their hate.
ALSO, If you order from Oru, you have the choice of 3 different protection plans as well.

No. 1476331

No shit they didn’t reply yet, if she emailed them, it was yesterday (Sunday) and customer service is usually Monday-Friday. She has no patience or respect.

No. 1476332

>>1476324
I hope PayPal doesn’t cover it.

No. 1476333

most business have no problem refunding things or sending a replacement. I got a refund because my order arrived 3 days late and still got the product. and also got a refund because a water lamp leaked two days after. Another victim of "it wasn't my fault it was all yours" she is making it look like ( i think this is a small company ) look bad and lose costumers because she didn't know how to properly care for a kayak, and then not even contacting them and waiting for their response before putting them on blast

No. 1476336

File: 1647888079804.jpeg (902.02 KB, 1242x1186, 8281ED81-EA94-4FA9-B747-C3877A…)

Ick, what the fuck?

No. 1476350

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She doesn’t even know the difference between a friend being respectful of her diet and fake friends. She’s so over dramatic about ppl eating meat so I can see why her friends chose not to eat meat in front of her. Kinda random to be saying shit about past friends. They are all laughing at her now for her unhinged psychotic behaviours.

No. 1476352

>>1476336
Lol. She’s a nothing.

No. 1476369

>>1476350
Does she somehow pay for comments too? They all sound so fake (the ones she doesn’t delete at least) A lot of “you look so healthy” on every vid

No. 1476371

>>1476350
She had friends?

No. 1476377

>>1476371
According to her but none of them like her anymore, Jheez I wonder why?

No. 1476392

>>1476350

I can’t get over this video. She thinks it is traumatic that people chose not to eat vegan around her but weren’t fully vegan???


Also, how many friendships has she ended? She is openly talking about losing dozens and dozens of friends over the course of her life, which is not normal unless she is talking about friendships naturally fading.

It’s also crazy that she says that her friends were eating “vegan” when she is the first person to correct others when they say “vegan” instead of “plant-based.”

Her friends were never vegan. They ate a plant-based diet sometimes, then they stopped. That’s it.

This would be like being gluten free and having your friends eat gluten free around you as a sign of respect, but then sobbing about your friends eating gluten without you around.

She is so narcissistic that it’s unbelievable.

No. 1476410

She's not even fully vegan. She eats animal products randomly but denies it.

No. 1476414

>>1476336
This stan really thinks she’s a celebrity or something huh? It’s terrible that her fans are telling her to threaten the company with a bad public review for something that’s actually just her own fault. Just goes to show the type of people that are attracted to her content.

No. 1476415

File: 1647893013023.jpg (887.96 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20220321-130140_Tik…)

She ate these in February of this year. You can't tell me she's been vegan since she was a child and still can't read the labels properly

No. 1476417

File: 1647893042637.jpg (1.27 MB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20220321-130214_Tik…)

Contains eggs

No. 1476420

>>1476410
She bought that Suja immunity drink last month and only after saw it contained honey. How is she so bad at reading labels?

No. 1476431

She's too busy filming herself to read

No. 1476548

Can someone start the new thread?

No. 1476559

>>1476548
MAKE THE KAYAK PICS WITH FERN CRYING THE MAIN PICS

No. 1476560

Alice probably took their entire tax return and is blowing it on these insane “trips” and items.

No. 1476562

File: 1647906944908.jpeg (319.13 KB, 1200x974, 3178625D-F115-4DE0-8AE7-17E234…)

The couch is still disgusting and she’s back to letting him on the couch. His breakfast today was sushi, muffins and juice. You can hear Caleb in the background laughing so he doesn’t care either about the couch or teaching fern properness. It’s morning and his shirt is filthy. They are all disgusting pigs.

No. 1476563

File: 1647907271367.png (3.54 MB, 750x1334, 4F8B7C02-71AA-48AC-B42D-B02ED8…)

Anyone know who the river lady is who ghosted Alice? Such immature highschool behaviour.

No. 1476564

>>1474476
This should be included in the thread pic

No. 1476565

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ummm??? maybe this is why he was convincing her to stay out on her trip longer… lmfao

No. 1476566

>>1475475

INCLUDE IN THREAD PIC PLZ

No. 1476567

File: 1647907553640.jpeg (1.23 MB, 1125x2436, IMG_337581A63BDD-1.jpeg)

so it's not just that she got INTO cornell but she COMMITTED and was planning on going?

No. 1476570

>>1476565
she means their dog pancake(she's a girl) lol

No. 1476574

>>1476567
The lies she tells… lmao

No. 1476575

>>1476573
i'm pretty sure she's talking about their dog…

No. 1476576

>>1476570
does she? a while back alice couldn’t tell us if pancake was a boy or girl

No. 1476577

File: 1647908016209.jpeg (1 MB, 828x1792, ED252025-9458-4B49-8904-78DDB0…)

So I guess she didn’t throw her microwave away after the 5G conference. Also, fern just squeals instead of speaking and no one cares enough to teach him how to speak.

No. 1476580

>>1476577
They just laugh when he does. Very sad situation for fern.

No. 1476582

>>1476563
"I waited so long to text her I feel awkward texting her"

I'm confused, wouldn't this mean alice did the ghosting??

No. 1476583

Plot twist: Caleb’s “female best friend” bought the Clorox to clean the apartment and purposely left the color bottle there to start tension.

No. 1476585

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>>1476563
It’s the home birthing vegan girl she supposedly met she at maya’s farm parking lot in this tik tok. Supposedly they exchanged numbers and planned to go to the river.

No. 1476587

>>1476563
Why must she publicly call people out? Just rude as hell

No. 1476592

>>1476587
Bc she’s an immature narcissist

No. 1476599

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i just made this, hope it gets used kek

No. 1476600

>>1476599
Thanks, im not going to sleep tonight now

No. 1476603

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>>1476575
I still don't understand why she pretends the dog is a girl

No. 1476606

One time I asked for clarification on if the dog was girl or boy and her stans told me I was obsessed with dog genitals.. so there's that

No. 1476608

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No. 1476618

>>1476608
Maybe the girl best friend would be a better mommy to fern.

No. 1476620

>>1476603
She hates men lol was probably disappointed fern was a boy too

No. 1476621

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No. 1476657

>>1476608
Wouldn’t be surprised if Caleb has convinced her into some fucked up version of polyamory during all the vegan brainwashing he put her through in the first place. They claim to be “hippies”, so I wouldn’t be surprised if Caleb wanted multiple partners even if Alice didn’t. This is strictly a tinfoil because I vaguely remember reading that Alice is strictly into monogamy, but I don’t give gross pedo groomers the benefit of the doubt. At the least, IF Caleb got his girl bestie pregnant he’d do the smart thing and ask her to get an abortion to avoid another child being neglected. I seriously hope Alice isn’t pregnant again.

No. 1476806

new thread?

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No. 1476844

new thread >>>/snow/1476841

No. 1494981

>>1467716
>>1467716 she seems like a vulnerable narcissist. the world is constantly against her, she's always right, gets extremely defensive when her grandiose self image is threatened. i hope she's reading this thread.

No. 1495857

>>1494981

Not sure if you know (if you do disregard this) but we’re several threads ahead now. >>>/snow/1495427



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