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No. 144414
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Small pic dump from last thread
No. 144418
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No. 144421
>>144419Mind that I only found out through GG/Snooze through PT, so this isn't comprehensive by any means, and I might be missing important stuff. If anyone wants to add anything, please do.
>ArinDisgusting, sell-out greaseball. Abandoned his animation channel to make recycled dick jokes. VA work consists of him doing his whacky cartoon voice in slightly different variations. Had some drama with JonTron, people believe they can't talk about it because of an NDA. Involved in Starbomb.
>DanDisgusting, washed-up greaseball. Likes to talk about underage girls, how he finds them attractive, and the age of consent. He's nearly 40. Sings mediocre vocals in a shitty band with Brian called Ninja Sex Party. Also in a thing with Brian and Arin called Starbomb.
>SnoozyHad drama with her etsy store, where she sells her low-effort, $1 crafts for $100+. Claimed her specimens and materials were high quality, when she just ordered them from Chinese suppliers. Is Arin's dream girl (kek). Likes to pretend that she's the queen of goth and fronts as a make-up guru. Also has a sad excuse of a 'gaming' channel. Has a thyroid problem that she apparently can't afford the medication to treat, but can afford to buy shit like an electronic litter box. Has ballooned in weight because of her thryoid (read: eating too many doughnuts).
>HollyShe's fine for the most part, but has an annoying tendency to say 'birbs' instead of 'birds'. Is a typical tumblr type, likes Burnie and social justice etc.
>Ross, BarryHarmless
>BrianHas a doctorate in theoretical physics, and decided to quit his job as a professor to do Ninja Sex Party/Starbomb full time for whatever reason.
>KevinHe's an "editor" for GG.
No. 144428
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People saying suzy is fat but idgi?
No. 144430
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>>144428yeah why would anyone say such a thing.
No. 144432
>>144431Well she STILL sells her etsy stuff overpriced despite years of being called out for it.. it defiently hasn't stopped… shes also perfectly delusional about herself, which is the biggest lolcow trait of them all.
But by all means, if you want a lolcow with more active drama than Snoozy, go to the Venus or PT threads, and leave our fun alone. Bitch bai.
No. 144433
>>144431You know what? I personally couldn't give a rat's ass about her weight. But I do give a rat's ass for her personality and hypocrisy and that ties in to her weight.
She doesn't own or admit anything. She claims all the praise of "body acceptance" and positivity while photoshoping her body, slimming herself and essentially fronting a false image of her body, face and appearance on social media. It's the same bullshit how a skinny girl can be "oh so quirky" for munching down on pizza (omg right?!) and it's so cute and "real" but if a chubby or overweight girl says the same she's a gluttonous whale and needs to eat a salad. She claims to be loving of her tummy, her curves and her "reallness" while obliterating everything "real" about her, ie curves, pudge and fat rolls. She is a complete lie inside out. She doesn't love her body regardless of its changes. Not really. She is trying her damnest to pretend she's as skinny as she used to be while claiming all the victory for "acceptance", which she's lying about because she's obviously altering her image. Liar liar liar liar liar.
She tries to be big-sisterly, to be open about her beauty, and she slims her face, enlarges her eyes and does super crappy makeup with her bad skills. She'll cry and waah about it if anyone says otherwise and she knows she'll get an army of young, brainwashed girls to pat her on her back for it. She's not a guru, she's not even good enough to put up a video about it. Her foundation is mismatched. Her eyeliner is crooked, her falsies unstick at the edges and her lipliner is a mess.
She knows that companies like Birchbox could be ruined or saved by her bad opinions yet she makes that awful video about her no longer supporting Birchbox for a fucking bonus point system. It's not even the entire point of Birchbox. She knows damn well that her fans support anything her asshole-for-mouth spouts and she doesn't even think twice about what she says to the world. She's irresponsible and greedy.
Her etsy is a mess. I can't even be arsed to go through with all the wrongs with it. From damaged frames to damaged insects and poorly pinned ones at that, to her price points, it's a total business and personal fiasco. And she knows it'll sell anyway.
She claims she's so dark and goffik and she doesn't even mention bands. She doesn't mention horror movies, or even noir crime thrillers. She couldn't even tell you what Wacken Festival or Mera Luna are and even my mum knows those. She wears generic trendy clothes that are just black with occult symbols, wow suzy you really proved yourself there. Most goths or metalheads have some story about being bullied or belittled for their appearance. She kept swinging between being "oh so bullied" and "liked by all the guys" when she talked about it. So… which is it, snooze? She listens to freaking light electronica music, ffs.
She doesn't wear her outfits out. She has hideous taste. She's stagnant and she doesn't improve. I don't mean that nobody can stay the same, but people usually evolve a little even if their essence of style is the same. But not Suzy. She's like a human time capsule into the past, present and future, stuck in an awful limbo.
She's also compared GG fans to shit in the park and even if one feels that way or agrees, you keep that shit to yourself. Those shits you mention are the ones keeping your career afloat.
No. 144436
>>144434Did they not move into a bigger house, too? She not only bought one but TWO of those electronic litter boxes. On top of the clothing she wastes money on and doesn't wear out of the house and sells a month later on eBay.
Seeing her complain about the cost of thyroid medication or the cost of the surgery to take care of a thyroid problem blows my mind.
Does GG not have decent insurance for themselves or their now numerous employees?
No. 144491
Didn't she get bangs recently? Why isn't she wearing them down at all? I have a p tragic forehead, but I still put them down for photos and events. If I were her I would definitely wear them down in ALL videos, and all photos unless it's just a one-off "hey I'm at home lounging," post.
I really, really wish she were more real, because she could be a good source/role model for girls with thyroid issues due to her public exposure, but goddamn if she doesn't watch her ass at all times while doing a terrible job of it. I don't understand how Suzy could justify the over shooping of herself when we all know what she looks like I'm videos anyway? Like, if you're cool with your weight and looks then own it, Jesus. I am just totally baffled that she seems so hyper aware of how the public sees her, but still publishes videos where she looks like trash.
Also, moving to snow seems okay to me, at least for the time being. Seems like they're just bored and putting minimal effort into their channel rn, so no real milk as of late.
No. 144492
>>144491Look here
>>144418They don't look good whatsoever, her face is too tragic to be fixed with simple bowled bangs.
No. 144509
>>144492Oh no.
Snooze your lower face is way too heavy for such thin bangs…
She needs extentions on the sides of her face or something. ANYTHING to hide the large gaps between her features and her hairline. Like early Gaga bangs or something, Jesus. What a tragedy. I was almost happy for her that she got them, ffs. I'm starting to believe that even shit that's supposed to compliment heavier girls doesn't look right on her. Between the forehead, teardrop face and overall wide body I can't even think of something to help her aside from "get off your ass."
No. 145768
>>144415Snoozy blocks people who probably give her truth and legit criticism, but she can't handle it.
Neither can Arin.
it's bullshit that this thread was moved to snow though. No. 145829
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>>145801>>145807>>145813The holy trinity of cringe
No. 145951
>>145801Why are her arms so meaty and massive???
They look so huge in comparison to her torso.
No. 145960
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>>145940what should the banner say?
No. 145967
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>My suit for d.va came in the mail from @zentaizone but despite following the size chart it’s too small and the zipper came busted :(!!
lol
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Those seems be stressing under her juggling arms
No. 145972
>>145961Put it in /meta
It's shit, but so are those costumes
No. 145973
>>145970Jiggling*
I'm happy she can't ruin my second favourite ow character for me now
No. 145985
>>145970I'm going to put my money on her probably thinking she's a smaller size than she actually is.
First momokun and now Suzy cosplaying D.Va. Looks like D.Va is the new go to cosplay for gamer gurlz wanting to attract geek attention.
No. 145988
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>>145970The place she ordered from only has 117 followers on Twitter and I'm assuming it's a Chinese or at least Asian site. She should've ordered a size up even if she went by the size chart
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>>145988You where right its in china
No. 145993
>>145967Is this old photo? she looks thinner here (or shop/angles?)
anyway she probably did follow the size chart but gained weight between then and when it arrived
No. 146069
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I was on PinkyParadise this morning and I found a godawful picture she must have linked to the site as a review…?
I thought she always wore makeup in her public pictures, it looks heinous. Circle lenses rarely ever look good without some sort of basic eye makeup.
No. 146143
>>146132She doesn't give a fuck about cosplaying, she just wanted to get nerd points on IG. You think this bitch is actually going to go to a convention? lmao
At least people like Momo and Jnig actually go out into the world and socialize with people with their shitty cosplays.
No. 146244
>>146143Yeah you're right. I've never seen her cosplay at an actual convention in recent years. Only the same three photos of her cosplaying from high school.
She complains that thyroid surgery and meds are expensive, but my custom DVa bodysuit cost $300, so I can only imagine that pre-made one she got cost at least $100. If she has money to throw at cosplay she will never wear, she can afford something that is actually for her health :/
No. 146270
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finally, some art that is actually accurate!
No. 146275
>>146274but anon, you don't need a better than mediocre band to score teenagers. ;)
That being said, I wouldn't be surprised but I want to hold out hope that he's not a total slimeball just yet. He's been relatively good at hiding his relationships so far, as much as you could call them that.
No. 146640
>>146421._. This makes me want to die
I couldn't even finish half of the opening shit oops I mean skit
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sowhatisthetruth.gif
No. 147094
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>>147070Classic Snoozy, pandering for views and getting caught red handed.
No. 147106
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>>147070Lol the lack of shame. How long ago were these even posted from one another? I'd check myself, but I can't access Twitter atm.
No. 147458
>>147384what the FUCK is this list!!!
SPEED RACER, HOCUS POCUS are you fucking kidding me? out of all the films in the world! and why do all these basic bitches like the shining, girl interrupted, and addams family
No. 147484
>>147458The Shining, Girl interrupted the Addams family movies aren't bad films. Just because snoozy likes them doesn't degrade their value. They aged pretty well.
Snoozy is a try hard goth bitch, so of course she like Addams family.
No. 147488
>>147458Because Suzy is a total goff hehe~.
Seriously, though, all those wannabe goth girls and Tumblr alt girls love almost all the movies she listed. Suzy is basic and boring.
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>>147384How is this goals, suzy?? She's literally supposed to look unhinged???
No. 147546
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>>147543You can always tell her the truth about it "you know she's full of shit, right?"
If she's 13 and already watches the grumps with their dick jokes, some harsh words about her e-celebs won't kill her.
No. 147689
>>147543If you want to protect her innocence without giving Suzy money, why not make her a bug display similar enough to Suzy's? You can tell her you made it yourself since those ones on etsy seemed expensive and you thought it would be nice. 13 year olds aren't exactly sentimental though so it might just be a massive waste of time.
Sage for not really contributing.
No. 147715
>>147546You're probably right haha. She's my only baby sister though so I just want to coddle her, y'know?
>>147689That honestly is a good idea! I think I'll even try and see if she'd like to make it with me. It'd be a lot funnier + cheaper. Considering the quality of Suzy's it'd probably be a step up lmao.
No. 147725
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Her rabid fans in a nutshell.
No. 147730
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Well that's embarrassing.
No. 147875
>>147861And don't forget the "I'm not gonna overline my lips like most people do." while she proceeds to overline her top lip.
Her makeup tutorials were a mess but I miss them. They were entertaining with how messy they were and her channel is boring and repetitive nowadays.
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If she got rid of the inner liner and black lipstick, I don't think I'd mind this look.
(It's probably the wig.)
No. 148452
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Yeah, I agree, because you need it.
But please hire someone who does it for you.
You're really bad at it.
No. 148544
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Is it just me or does something always look weird with her head/face in the full body pics? Like her head is too big for her body or something lol
No. 148564
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>>148560To be fair it was 5 years ago but still lmao
I wonder if her and Holly were friends back then?
No. 148583
>>148544for some reason she's giving me jnig face in this pic
maybe it's the extreme dark black eye makeup that takes up the whole face
No. 148585
>>148544shooping her body smaller + not shooping her face + fat round face + dark, chin length hair + short neck + turtleneck dress + darker colored dress
The problem with Suzy is I can get making a few of these mistakes but somehow she just does EVERYTHING wrong to make herself look worse than she can be.
No. 148683
>>148544I think it is because it's shot from an higher angle. That makes her head appear weird. Also it makes her body look skinnier though we all know it ain't.
Just think of all the girls taking selfies from above. Its the same thing.
The dress is hideous. But i feel like Black Milk Clothing's time is over too… Personally i think all their patterns and fabrics are absolutely horrible. Except for their bathing suits maybe. Anyway, imho, Snooze is the last person on earth who can rock this.
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It's a monday so i made a "Snoozy's toes being squeezed out of shoes/looking weird"-compilation.
I literally cringe everytime she wears those ugly af shoes with the straps…
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>>148698It's little wonder that Arin and Suzy are always begging for a sponsorship from Wendys - it looks like they're eating there every day.
Don't give me any shit about Suzy having 'violin hips' either. That's a fucking Double bass.
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>>148732Looks about right.
No. 148748
>>148732>>148736fucking kek
>>148706I mean, if the handkerchief was one of those ones you wet/freeze and wear to keep cool throughout the day, then maybe it would make sense.
No. 148752
>>148698Has she gone back to wearing wigs again? I guess she doesn't like her new haircut… (A few months back she was wearing a wig in most, if not all, of her OOTD etc vids, people were speculating that she was losing her hair due to her thyroid issue)
and what's with the random hand appearing in the top of the shot at about 1:13? I guess Arin filmed it…but, you couldn't cut that shit out? Crop the frame? Is it supposed to be a superfunnyhahahajoke?
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Finally
No. 148797
>>148760Sounds like she's just looking to get attention and asspats. I'd ignore it.
>>148763Nah, she's most likely gonna post some story filled with holes, piggyback on the one minute fame from it then disappear when she gets called out on her bs.
No. 148825
>>148761I'm calling bullshit right now - I'll bet that her scathing treatment towards Birchbox made a lot of her sponsors wary in supporting future unboxing videos.
It might sound a bit extreme, but something had to happen outside of the narrative she's providing to just give up on all of that sweet YouTube paydirt.
Unboxing videos have been one of the main driving forces for her channel for ages - I have serious doubts that one viewer that she probably made up could inspire her to get rid of all future unboxing videos.
Somethings up…
No. 148851
>>148564Hahaha! Is Snoozy going to be the next Charms?? Will she continue to balloon up and constantly make excuses?
What a cunt.
No. 148853
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>>148732>>148736You two are killing me. holyshit
No. 148858
>>148698> Plays basic shit techno while the third outfit tries to desperately scream how GOFFIK she is while I bet she wouldn't dare wear this in publicJesus christ Snoozy stop being such a poser for fucks sake lol
Also holy fuck I live in LA and nobody would wear outfits like that because all of that looks so hot and suffocating what horrible fashion coordinations…
No. 148874
>>148869Didn't link it, sorry.
Hopefully Suzy is hoping on that bandwagon too, shit, If I had a rich husband paying for a trainer I'd tell him to add me in.
Especially because it would be even more beneficial for her health, more so than his.
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No. 148909
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I get really sad when I see where Suzy ended up, she's only 27 but she looks like she's pushing 40 now. It's a shame, she had such a good body too
No. 148945
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She bought another fucking litter robot.
She complains about not having money for medication but she's now bought "at least" 3 $400 litter trays
No. 148992
>>148698that wig makes her look like a mom
WHAT ARE THOSE PANTS
No. 149084
>>149083lmao really? one day later and she's doing another one already?
the problem is she has no shred of creativity, so all she has is her shitty ootd and unboxing videos to do
No. 149102
>>148869Yup. Same. I got a half hour free session at my gym and he straight up said 'So, my monthly rates start at $280 ."
All people have to do is eat right and burn more than they eat… You do not need a personal trainer when youtube has hundreds upon hundreds of training videos. Or you can buy a machine for home and weights with a mat area.
No. 149160
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HEY GUYS IT'S MORTEMER
So i haven't been on any threads since i was like 16 and found /b/.
I found this place about a month ago after googling "suzy is fat" and have been lurking this place from time to time.
Never have my thoughts on the matter ever been said in the ways you guys have said them.
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>>149160make me famous and buy me a robo litter box
No. 149211
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>>149083wonder how long this lovely comment on the video will last
No. 149311
>>149102Its not very realistic to have a big machine or weight set in apartments, condos, small houses, etc.
I don't know much about the Game Grumps house, but it looks big. It seems like realistically they would probably do better with their money if they just had a home gym.
No. 149320
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>>149316You can see it in the background. Don't know if it they ever used it though
No. 149353
Just watched the new Nostalgia Critic video…
and this bit made me chuckle:
(with time stamp:
https://youtu.be/EHu2--0S1aY?t=6m55s)
No. 149430
>>149381Do you mean the JLPT? I doubt he'd be getting anything any time soon, his concept of another language is still at that 'this directly translates to that' stage, which is weird considering he's talked about how games are translated a lot?
Also, maybe it's just bc my own native language is very similar to Japanese in pronunciation, but I literally cannot stand how he pronounces anything
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No. 149572
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~ Oh, don't mind me,
I'm just casually modeling by ~
No. 149595
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Ok, I like this wig on her tbh.
No. 149633
>>149607because she just can't get over the FACT she got fatter!
If she's so stylish she should do outfits FLATTERING her. But she doesn't.
Because she can't, she'll probably never accept her different body.
So, we'll get more hilarious shitty ootd videos ….
No. 149636
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>>149633>>149564>>149570If you were ever wondering what Suzy was using front lighting for, it's a method that makes your field of view appear flatter without casting obvious shadows.
Why is this important to know?
Well, if you block the light with a t-shirt in an unboxing video it's going to negate the effects of the light entirely.
What happens then?
Well, as long as Suzy is blocking the light, you'll manage to catch a glimpse of a TRIPLE CHIN.
No wonder Suzy carefully edits all of her videos with front lighting or excessive bloom.
Suzy now has more chins than Arin.
No. 149638
>>149320I remember us bitching about this outfit. But honestly, compared to her recent ootd videos, I'd rather see this. But I still think
>>149572 fits her presumed lifestyle/persona more… and
>>149631 is still better than what she tries to pull off now. She can do a casual/functional punk but not whatever sort of 'goth' she thinks she's doing.
>>148698The second one would work better with, like, cutoff shorts or ripped jeans… not those weird all-lace pants. Those pants just make me think of, like, a swimsuit cover up? They're in those boutique stores in The South but I do not understand them.
No. 149639
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>>149636Here's a .gif of Suzy doing a bakery unboxing.
No. 149642
>>149639You are amazing anon
Omg
No. 149645
>>149631Jesus, she looked SO much better here. And weird tail-thingie aside, I even liked her first outfit, it was kinda cute and I think it suited her.
Also, her posing was a loooooot better. More simple, less spastic and no dumb faces or whatever.
Gaaah, this is so frustrating.
No. 149646
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Did Suzy just tweet someone from that shitty Teen Mom show?
She always struck me as the edgy "I don't watch reality tv" kind of person
No. 149760
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>>149636Never thought I'd see the day when Suzy has more chins than Arin. Both are fat, but Suzy is gaining momentum.
No. 149762
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>>149639I'm done. You are golden.
No. 149771
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unedited pic of suzy at animeexpo
No. 149788
>>149774Lol @ Mexican shorts. Bitch isn't even smart enough to say Aztec print or some shit like that. Why is Suzy so dumb? Is it the FAS?
But yeah still sooo much better than the garbage she churns out nowadays. She should go back to doing videos this way.
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No. 149844
>>149832Honestly it was so unremarkable to see her in person it didn't even occur to me to take a pic. I had more fun tryingto guess which of the other people looking at her booth were farmers.
She did have a small line up of young fans waiting to get an autograph
No. 149856
>>149817You know i was just about to ask if she does those pics themselves because isnt there a law against selling someone elses art? I know there is for photos.
On another note i ended up checking out some of her unboxing videos and glad i did. A lot of those packages dont seem to be worth the money especially the make up ones. One she did was either $100-$200 from japan (clothes) and they were all basic and I think she ended up selling them all because she didnt like the style and they were all different sizes. seems more worth while to save up for something you want then spend money on blind boxes.
No. 149872
>>149781Yeah, you can see her chin was always kinda flabby. Makes me feel bad for her, almost. But when she was thinner it wasn't so much a big deal 'cause the rest of her body would compensate for it.
>>149788I think she's just a bimbo girl, FAS or not. She tries to pass as this ~super quirky goff~ when she's a basic bitch with a dark-colored wardobre. You can tell her vocabulary is not very good, either.
Nothing wrong with being a bimbo, btw, but it annoys me that she tries super hard to be percieved like anything but.
No. 149877
>>149771As someone happily working in the world of marketing, everything about this branding
triggers the shit out of me…
Just looking at this image brings back the dull, heavy, pit-of-your-stomach sort of shame that I experience when I have to turn over a project that I just couldn't for the life of me get inspired about.
I just find it really sad that Suzy decided "new-age word" + "shape" + "drawing of an eye" + "generic old-timey overlay" was an adequate way to represent her alleged life passion. Though I guess it's pretty fitting considering the product it stands for doesn't have one drop of passion put into it either.
No. 149925
>>149856i'm pretty sure it's fine like, to commission stuff for your own 'brand' but in an artist alley specifically, which is about artists selling THEIR work, it seems weird :/
also with Lucky Packs (those japanese bags) you should really have some info going in first. I buy them a lot but only if i know i'll like them, which seems weird but you can actually get an estimate on what you're going to get if you spend a lot of time in the fashion communities. It's either a specific set of items, sold for less than what it would normally cost, or it's and end of season bag, so it's usually the less popular stuff. If she actually spent time in the comms and following the brands, she'd have a pretty good clue as to what's in them. Also she had no idea what 'F' size meant (it means 'free size' as in, there's only one size,no s/m/l sizes, very common in Japan with boutique brands) which she really should have if she had been 'buying lucky packs forever'
No. 149969
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Arin and Suzy cosplayers at Indy Pop
No. 149974
>>149856I looked up anime expos rules in selling art thats not yours and yea shes breaking a rule unless the artist is with her:
"PROXY SELLING
Proxy selling (i.e. selling the works of a person who is not present and a registered artist in Anime Expo Artist Alley) is strictly prohibited. Collaborative works, such as anthologies, would be an exception to this rule."
No. 149984
>>149969Why? No seriously, why?
I don't get "cosplaying" as real people. Especially as random youtube personalities. I could see why someone would dress up as, lets say, Elvis Presley or someone else with a unique, iconic look/style. But just putting a shitty blonde streak in your hair and call it a day? That's fucking embarrassing.
No. 150019
>>150018you're* sorry.
If you dont know what to say, say to staff something like "I'm a fan and follow her so I know these images arent drawn by her, I feel bad saying this but I also feel it isnt right to sell this at AA"
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Did she accidentally glue her eye shut or something?
I know winky-face is one of her standard super~fashion~model poses but she really does looks extra "special" in these.
And again she's just wearing a t-shirt and black pants. I get that even the most fashionable person probably doesn't wear a dress if they're just getting milk and bread, but come on Suz, this is a special event. This would have been a great opportunity to wear one of your OOTD.
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oh please god more, this is too hilarious.
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lol
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The best fan art I've found on Tumblr
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Accurate
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No, she shouldn't
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No. 150088
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Sorry for the dump
No. 150158
>>149345terrible
literally highschool weeb tier
No. 150300
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Ass kiss incoming
No. 150373
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Why are gg fans like this? This "precious cinnamon roll that needs to be protected!" shit is cringey
No. 150420
>>150373I follow fans who call em out for it. Same with fans who think chub=buff?? Fuck off it's over eating.
the rtx panel I actually found not too bad, only some people I had to skip through. They've really learnt from the magfest shitstorm of 2015 and whilst some fans still push it, I'm glad that stupid bulshit is not being tolerated anymore. Mags is off the cards for Ross now anyway he expressed he hated it. I'm surprised Projared still turned up.
No. 150421
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No. 150444
>>150442I think Dan is good looking. Especially compared to the rest of gg (though they're not really a good looking bunch to begin with)
The only thing about Dan is that he looks greasy and like he probably smells bad
No. 150609
>>150442I think he's a handsome dude, but even with my affinity for lanky Jewish dudes the hair is turning into a turn off for me. Two years ago when it was shorter and better kept, fuck yeah.
The fool made a personal Instagram. Has anyone been brave enough to sift through some of the comments? Oedipus complexes are strong in this generation. For every "daddy" comment a part of my soul withers and fucking dies.
No. 150627
>>150612"I'm wearing the size medium they kind of run in kind of small, cause uh they're for teenagers"
I'M DYING.
No. 150665
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Lmao at her just only airbrushing her face
At least be a good friend and airbrush the other persons face too
No. 150776
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Is Vernon considered a grump? And can I talk about how much I hate this stupid fucking pose he's got gg fans doing?
No. 150848
>>150612 Third outfit is the best cause it actually suits her size for once. Im always scared she will flash her ass in those short ones. also does she hate her new haircut or something always with the wigs.
And i usually think farmers are full of themselves when they say "she actually listened to me!!" and "zomg she reads lolcow" but this time she did the voiceovers and stopped with the stupid poses and even WORE A SIZE LARGE! Maybe she does go to lolcow idk, lets see what she does in her next outfit vid.
No. 150978
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>>150612>>149160Suzy, send me a robo litter box
No. 150983
>>150932and yet he still ditched it to make overly and shittily produced reviews so who the fuck cares.
More than Arin or any of the grumps group Jon is a bigger retarded cow than the rest of them. He could have easily just stepped down and done less videos while making his own videos but he moved back to NYC for his own personal harpy of a girlfriend at least the grumps sold out and are making money where as Jon produces like what? one or two videos a year? I dont care enough to start a Jon thread or bring him up but he's way worse cause at least the grumps put effort into skating by on their fame where as jon expects his fame to drag his fat ass through life
No. 151014
>>150983>>150932so much white knighting
it was a fucking train wreck with how they dealt with it. Jon wants to talk about it but cant. His girlfriend knew he couldnt talk about it but was trying to get herself in on the drama i remember that shit, holy crap are they still together????
they both fucked up that situation bad like jesus
No. 151048
>>150983I feel like we can include jon in this thread, he was a grump.
I hate him so much. He's obsessed with himself
No. 151102
>>151083(armchair psychology incoming) I sorta get it. It's the modern social media way of life. The 'I'll put on just a bit of foundation, concealer, light mascara, thin eyeliner, touch of blush, lipgloss' to take my NO MAKEUP selfie-generation.
OOTD aren't supposed to be jeans and a grey or black t-shirt. They're supposed to be special. So you make them special.
But she generally seems like a pretty insecure, unsure person with no real opinions or likes of her own. So she'd probably be far too nervous to wear something that draws too much attention to herself in real life.
No. 151178
>>151103find something else you guys like or break up with him if his liking a youtube channel is something you can't get over. end the relationship if you are just going to hate on things he likes and end up being like
>>151166 's asshole friend. I'm not saying it's great he likes this particular shitty thing but honestly you can't change people and if he's just making you watch game grumps you should probably save everyone some time and end it.
No. 151274
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>>151263Not that Suzy's original or anything but they post a lot of similar content. Ipsy unbaggings, ootd videos, and she even played Hunie Cam. She's probably a fan of her and gg.
I just noticed some of her thumbnails are similar to Suzy's too. Lemme see if I can make a good comparison picture.
No. 151305
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>>151274It's hard to make a collage on mobile but yeah she likes and follows Suzy and gg. Suzy has a lot of copycat fans, it's crazy. There's this one girl that's always tagging Suzy in all of her pictures on Instagram. She's like creepily obsessed with her and even has a skunk stripe just like Suzy.
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>>151305And she over charges just as much.
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>>151305Shitty collage but come on. Why would you wanna copy Suzy of all people?
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>>151775Even their etsy store logos are similar
No. 151789
>>151179this. Ross and Barry seem to put in the most effort, een then just barely. Arin and Danny..they scream? About it. Fuckin Pewdiepie admits screaming is a shit way of comedy and finds most of his old videos cringey, so the shit now with grumps is like? Arin just acts smug, constantly changing opinion of the game hes playing. Dude your not a game designer. Danny even gets frustrated with it.
2016 has been the rise of the shit with gg. calm the fuck down, get arins head out of his ass and sort out your image.
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>>151804The tits look like egg plants, I'm dying
No. 151941
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>>151937>>151918When you compare her face now to what it looked like back then, it's really obvious that Suzy has gained a lot of weight.
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>>151941The look Suzy makes when she looks down at the bathroom scale.
No. 151953
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>>151889They must have filmed this episode right after lunch because Suzy was BURPING every 5 seconds!
It's not even lowkey either - she darts her eyes around the table like she's in a poker match and then tries to belch without anyone else noticing. So gross.
The camera manages to pick up Suzy's burp at 17:36, and otherwise she's just sucking back her gas into that massive bullfrog chin, fucking disgusting.
I'll bet the entire room smelled like greasy burgers and chocolate cake after too - if I was there I would have gagged.
No. 151960
>>150612Well, thank God. This is actually a big improvement. I was the anon who posted
>>149774 , so i am actually very glad she listened to us.
The filming location is also an improvement, the light inside is so much better, IMO. And the outfits are better also, i like the second and third ones. Congrats Suzy.
Now, avoid burping like a homeless motherfucker, please. Not because you're girl; because it's gross for both men and women. You don't need to "fit in" among your fellow men if shit's gross, dude.
No. 152077
>>151960Agreed. I hate the burps. Not only on Snoozers but also when Arin burps. Its the fucking grossest thing and doesn't make them any cooler or whatever. But well i guess thats the 13yrs old audiencea humor…
But ah well… U know. arin is gross over all but soozy just doesn't know who she is… The elegant goffic lady or the tomboyisb quirky buroing ass gamer girl.
Or the fat girl next door.
No. 152154
I figure this'll be interesting and since he's pretty much with game grumps 24/7 it fits here a bit
http://markiplierdiscourse.tumblr.comPretty much tl;dr
Mark has been caught lying once again about hiding his girlfriend, she has been rudely responding to fans, mark has been silent, even long term fans are noticing now he no longer seems happy and everything seems forces out of him
No. 152168
>>152161I honestly think Mark unlike Arin and Suzy is genuinly a nice person who cares about people and his content
The problem with Mark is that now everybody has told him he is so nice, he plays it out WAY too much and milks his niceness, trying to make him seem oh so nice even when its not needed, or try to force it out. A shame really.
No. 152170
>>152156Sorry m8, just thought it would be better then hearing the same ol "she got fat" "Arin and Snooze are gross" and thought maybe some might find it interesting since there was a pretty large discussion last thread about it.
Will try to find better milk for ya
Sage for boring shit
No. 152184
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>>152170It was just really disappointing is all.
Am sure the next one will be better.
No. 152204
>>144412>>152147This is absolutely awful! I mean, I know she's trying to pander to the Overwatch crowd, but this is just terrible… At least not all of the comments are kissing her ass.
"Lucio has the weakest character design"
lol Right.
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>>151097send me a robo litter box u fucking coconut
No. 152450
>>152281I think I know why. I get similar vibes from Hillary Clinton. Political beliefs aside, you can just TELL that woman's default emotional state is hissing, spitting rage. So when she tries to come across all chipper in her speeches it strongly reeks of bullshit.
In Snoozy's case, I'd wager that her "default" behavior is to whine and be negative. You can just kind of hear it embedded in her vocal chords. So when she tries to act all upbeat and positive, it sounds really unnatural.
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>That feeling when you get your makeup just right and then plans fall through
No. 152792
>>152755I can't believe that she can actually fool people into thinking she's Asian. Or maybe people are just that stupid.
I remember seeing post in the game grumps tag a while back about how "Kevin and Suzy are the only asians/people of color (or whatever) in the group"
I'm waiting for some stupid sjw on tumblr to say that if you hate Suzy you're racist like how they do with calling people sexist for not liking her.
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>>152792I still can't believe she put a picture of an Asian woman next to her and said "look at the similarities". She even called them her people lmao.
Like if you're 2% of something I don't think that even counts?
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>>152858Also the comments on the video are dumb. Stop encouraging her.
No. 152926
>>152366i work at a grocery, like i can even afford my own shit, you kumquat.
>>152465that's because the only people who watch her gameplay video's are children.
>>152755what was the end results?
We need more posts here, i need more game grumps drama. Where's the sex tapes? The legal battles? More shitting on arin and suzy.
No. 152932
>>152858I think if Suzy has 2% asian in her, she should also have to break down the percentages of alcohol proof her mother drank to give her FAS.
2% Asian
5% European
7% Smirnoff Vodka
5% Pilsner Lite
6% Jack Daniels
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What a difference two years can make
No. 153969
>>153939Imagine taking a nylon stocking and filling it with Cream of Mushroom soup until it's completely lumpy and mishapen.
That's what it looks like when Suzy wears spanx.
No. 153989
>>153918oh boy, I was giving her props for the last OOTD vid because the 'new' setup seemed so much better. But now she's back to doing her overly cutesy voice and just babbling on about nothing.
And really, pencil skirts are not the thing to wear if you're shaped like Suzy.
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>>153918IT'S NOT A PHASE, MOM !!!!!!
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>>153918>>154019Jesus fucking christ that first outfit is ugly, she looks like a mom trying to embarrass her daughter. The wig really tops off how bad it is, it's so cheap looking and everyone knows that bob cuts + a double chin is a big no. Suzy really is fashion-retarded
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>>154019She looks like the mom that got knocked up at 16 and never truly got a chance to mature so she just sticks to what she did in high school but kept her horrible sense of fashion and wasn't able to lose the baby weight.
No. 154088
>>153918>that third outfit>you can even wear it to the airport!uuuugh nooo
also that you can peek at her undies in it is so tacky imo
No. 154106
>>153918Wow yeah I used to dress like this too….
….and then I turned 14. Seriously, how is this an adult woman?
No. 154116
>>153918Samefag, but I genuinely have a hard time believing even Snooze thinks these look good. It's like she knows she looks stupid to anyone with pubic hair, but makes $$ off the videos so sacrifices her dignity in the name of profit. That's literally the only way I can comprehend this mess.
It's clear that she isn't very creative between these horrible outfits and her crappy butterfly business, isn't it?
There's no way she wears those outfits out… It's clear she shoots the outfits in one afternoon. That's been established but it just makes no fucking sense. Why not feature whimsical, avante-garde-esque outfits/looks, in that case? Because that takes creativity and effort? Why does she do this at all, then?
Doesn't it make her nervous that her source of income is so fleeting? That she doesn't enjoy it?
Sage for getting fake-deep but damn it gives me second-hand anxiety lol
Does Black Milk send her all this shit for free? If so, why doesn't she collab with a company whose clothes she actually feels comfortable wearing in her day-to-day life?
What a sad, shallow existence. I hope she grows into her age and finds contentment one day.
Until then she'll continue to be a grade-A cow.
edited a few times for clarity
No. 154123
>>154116Either she's extremely delusional or she knows that she can be mediocre and that fans will still buy her shit and praise her.
Especially after the whole etsy fuck up I think she realized that she can do the bare minimum and get away with it while her fans will still call her a "queen".
No. 154130
>>153995He can harmonize like a fucking saint, though. As someone who thinks i can sing pretty damn good, i envy that.
His voice is more for ambiance, look at his old band Skyhill, it's just a bunch of harmonies and reverb. In a way, that's his only strong point.
The last unicorn cover was pretty damn good, too.
No. 154133
>>154122Yeah, he keeps asking me for shit, it's weird.
Also, wtf are the pictures?
As i said earlier, i'm new here.
No. 154219
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"susy"
No. 154239
>>154219>slaying fashion>slayingcringe
people who make fake tattoos are embarrassing. it's like being underage smoking paper and pretending to smoke cigarettes. this is the most generic thing i've ever seen right down to the caption
No. 154288
>>154116I think she has ambition but no talent or real work ethic to back it up. Its strange. She has some weird drive to do all of this stuff but not the drive to do it WELL.
She also, obviously, has ZERO qualms about piggybacking off her husbando's success. If she'd had to rely solely on her content to get where she is now, she, well, wouldn't be where she is now. Not anywhere close.
I really hope that hard truth looms over every day - that she'd be nothing and a nobody if Arin hadn't become successful first.
No. 154313
>>154257I disagree, being able to find harmonies is more practice than anything, and if he's at this level, he's been doing it for some time.
I also have perfect pitch, but being able to make the harmonies sound as if they were at no effort IS hard work.
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>>153466His fucking pit stains, holy shit.
No. 154841
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Apparently Suzy, Arin, and some others streamed MH Generations yesterday. Here's the link for the archived video if anyone wants to sit through ~2 hours of it:
https://www.twitch.tv/capcomunity/v/77724123 No. 155063
>>154841Honestly the host girl is terrible.
I watched ProJared on there and she's asking the most basic MH questions. Like, get someone who knows the game…
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No. 155317
>>155298I'm guessing Suzy posted this as a joke but it's not even funny.
I thought the point of this joke was there's supposed to be a stark contrast between pictures? These are just two different selfies of Suzy lmao
I think that "i can be your angel" meme of Arin is stupid but goddamn it makes me actually laugh every time I see it
No. 155319
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>>155317Same. I hate it but I also laugh every time I see it.
No. 155546
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>>155298But Snoozy…you can't even game properly.
No. 155567
>>149572This makes me laugh every fucking time I see it.
You'd think over the years she's been doing these OOTD videos, she'd have some co-ordination and have improved a lot with her 'posing', but nope. She's still so tragically awkward.
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No. 155580
>>155568Suzy's pants must be too tight because it looks like she's struggling to squat lmao
Also I hate this stupid fucking pose. It became annoying very fast.
No. 155704
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How much did she shoop this? I can't quite put my finger on everything (like I'm sure there's leg shop) but, as a whole, the picture looks…off? I can't explain it well.
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Judging from this and Vernon's tweet they're gonna be hopping on Pokemon Go train
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No. 155800
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Suzy complaining about shit that no one cares about once again.
Also I have seen literally no one talking about her wedding ring? Unless I didn't look good enough or she removed the comments like always
No. 155901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcikX33XjKcI like the happy background music while she's talking about her thyroid problem and depression.
And please, no. No 'how to deal with depression' videos. Get professional help, talk to your friends and family. Do not listen to some retarded fucking youtubers wife.
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>>155902I am just baffled.
She's talking about her thyroid issues and the fact units growing so huge you can actually see it bulging from her neck and that it could turn cancerous… and all she's fucking worried about is "I'M SO BUMMED I CAN'T SLEEP ON MY SIDE ANYMORE BECAUSE I CAN'T BREATHE"
are you fucking for real, cunt? how detached from reality are you where you care about being able to sleep then the fact you could end up having a cancerous growth in your throat?
No. 155926
>>155917To be fair, when she first mentions the sleeping it's as an example of how big it is and the second time she mentions it it sounds like she's trying to lessen or make a joke. Because, in reality, she's probably nervous af. She is probably going to have to have surgery sometime this year. I've seen a lot of people do this when an upcoming surgery or a medical issue is afoot.
I'm not really a fan of Game Grumps as they're all horribly annoying. But, this seems like you're reaching for anything to be pissed about her over.
She really does seem nervous here as most people would do. And it seems like if she were to post a video crying her eyes out and really fucked up over the surgery she would get hate for being a whiny bitch.
No. 155927
>>155926No.
If she was that concerned she would have gotten medication for it ages ago instread of crying it was too expensive, while spend over $1k on fucking litter boxes. Instead she ignored it and now she has to go into surgery because its gotten way out of hand. I'm sure she is worried, but its completely her own fault tbh
No. 155929
>>155926you have a fair point, I'll give you that. But I guess people are mocking it because she really doesn't seem concerned any further than 'social media cookie points'
She has plenty of money to take care of her medical needs. To get clarification whether it's cancerous or not, to get the right diagnose/treatment/meds/therapy. She chose to not get any of that. (At least from what we can tell from her social media)
No. 155931
>>155927Pretty much.
I mean, she had the money for the meds, she just chose not to spend the money on her meds. That's how it looks at least, and that's fucked up. But hopefully the surgery goes well.
Her fringe is very lopsided though, that kinda bothers me.
No. 155935
>>155902
>"I did cancel Birchbox, if you guys have seen my last Birchbox video you'll see why…"It wouldn't be because Birchbox stopped paying you to sit on your expanding ass and unbox their products, was it?
You know, most people are content with getting a monthy box because they're interested in the packages contents, but what Suzy has proven here is that she doesn't care about the product, but she will fake enough enthusiasm so long as she's paid for it.
What a greedy, fat, disgusting Pay Pig.
I hope the next Birchbox has a cure for her thyroid problem.
No. 155944
>>155935More or less. I guess they're changing the point system so you can only review an x amount of items every year. She said this system made it worth buying BB because that would make the boxes only $5 with cash back instead of a whole $10.
Not sure if she is actually paying for any of these sub boxes, but idk how she can bitch about $5 extra when she's still subbed to multiple $20+ boxes.
No. 155983
>>155902>"I haven't had it checked in over a year"??? She went over a YEAR without having the growths on her thyroid checked? Apologies for personal blogging but I figured it was relevant - I have hypothyroidism and PCOS and see my endocrinologist every 6 months minimum. Much more frequently if there are problems. So just from my own experiences, none of the shit she says really adds up.
It really just sounds like she stopped caring and let it go, didn't keep up with appointments or anything. Which adds up with the whole "ohh I can't afford my meds, but I can buy robot cat boxes etc." I can't imagine a doctor would let her go a year without having those growths checked. She might've wound up in this position anyway, but she didn't get check ups or do any kind of preventative care either, so.
No. 155994
>>155902A very close person to me went through what it looks like Suzy has. They had a golfball sized swelled thyroid and they were terrified that it was cancer and avoided the doctor. That was 5 years ago, today they're doing fine. They changed their entire life, exercised everyday and diet to be healthier
Suzy is being fucking lazy by getting it removed instead of trying
No. 156030
>>155902Her swollen gland will become cancerous at this point. Honestly thyroid surgery is a breeze to deal with. I had it as a teen and got my surgery stayed in the hospital for like a week and then went on with my life. Now I do have cancer but it's not that serious so she needs to just go get that removed now.
I feel like her dumbass is seriously trying to wait it out so people can keep feeling bad and worried for her. Narcissism at it's best.
No. 156201
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No. 156219
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>>156201She's getting so big that she's starting to look flat chested
No. 156220
File: 1468719069580.jpg (49.7 KB, 600x376, 1468122379697.jpg)
>>156201WHAT A LARDASS JESUS LOSE SOME WEIGHT
No. 156229
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>>156201Now it's really making me think more and more that her "thyroid" problem is mostly just lack of self care for her weight..
No. 156230
File: 1468720671346.jpg (16.81 KB, 325x251, mysides.jpg)
>>156201Shit, she's huge.
No. 156236
>>155927I don't doubt it's her fault, but since it's not life threatening, she probably figured it'd be fine. Which is dumb, but not surprising. I think now that she actually has to do something about it and surgery is in her future, she's scared. So, I'm going to feel for her a bit and I don't think it's wrong. It's someone who doesn't understand their actual condition, which is unfortunately too common in these issues.
>> 155929I think she just figured since it's not life threatening, it's not important. A lot of people do this. It's definitely dumb and I can't deny that. I think now it's just becoming more real so now she's scared since something came of it.
No. 156251
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>>156237Special shout-out to Ross for posting the picture.
No. 156320
>>156316Yep lmao. I tried watching one and the fact that she uses a bright fanart picture of herself in the video instead of some creepy picture kind of ruins the atmosphere imo.
I honestly prefer her asmr voice to her regular speaking voice though tbh it's less grating.
No. 156321
>>156320Also Suzy messed up again. She uploaded another creepy pasta that was the same from last weeks plus the new one. Kind of like that birchbox rant mess up where it was combined with another video lol.
A couple interesting things is you can hear her groaning and complaining for a second at 15:28
And eating something(?) at around 18:20 lol
Does she not check her videos before she uploads them? Does she edit them herself or does Kevin edit them?
No. 156339
>>156321This is honestly fucking hilarious - it's one thing to leave some dead air at the end of a video, but in this case Suzy takes a snack break in between recordings and because it's ASMR, the audio is tuned waaaay up.
Here's a breakdown for those interested:
15:26 - Her ASMR reading officially ends on an upbeat 'bye everybody' and then she takes a deep breath.
15:35 - She shuts off her timer with a beep, and then grunts "Ughhhh" in a disgusted manner. She probably doesn't want to read Creepypastas or do ASMR videos but she's 'forcing' herself to do them.
15:38 - Suzy inhales deepy and exhales, then sings 'last one' as she scrolls down.
17:02 - Suzy inhales deeply and exhales again, it sounds like a resurfacing whale because she's fastly becoming one.
18:04 - Suzy stretches back, winding herself as she reaches for her bottle of Coca Cola.
18:07 - You can hear Suzy undoing the cap.
18:15 - 18:23 - Suzy starts guzzling the soda down, and each greedy gulp and sugar-filled swallow is captured in high definition to really make your stomach turn.
18:25 - sounds like a crunching of a chip.
No. 156353
>>156352*Ms.
I can't type for shit.
(or copy/paste. I thought I could on desktop)
No. 156380
>>156321>>156339haha, what the fuck is going on? She probably spends so much time shopping and editing her pictures she just doesn't have any time left to edit her videos as well.
And is it just me or is she really shit at this? Not really familiar with ASMR (so maybe it's supposed to be like this, but I doubt it) but she sounds kinda monotonous, not much intonation, pausing like you'd normally do if you're reading a story to an audience. And sometimes she sounds like she doesn't know what the word means: i.e. 'it always perplexed her' sounds like 'reflexed' or something.
No. 156382
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Even if she was chubbier here, I thought this look made her so much cuter… too bad her weight is getting out of control and dresses all spoopy
No. 156403
>>156389I just checked and it's already fixed.
Does anyone have a mirror?
No. 156430
>>156339Oh my fucking god, I'm crying.
For a second I thought you were making it up for a laugh but it's absolutely for real. Fuck me, she is an absolute pig.
No. 156433
>>156403The original video hasn't been taken down, though I suspect it will be eventually.
Nonetheless, I've saved the video and I've isolated the outtake where Suzy is grunting, groaning and glugging back soda like a sow.
As an extra treat, I've looped Suzy's disgusting gulps, bumped the audio and have bookended the clip with it. Enjoy!
http://tinypic.com/r/2vuil2h/9 No. 156442
>>156433Damn, I was just about to post the .mp3 I made and had clipped to just her glorious grunting and feeding sounds but you beat me to it.
Ah well, no harm in posting it anyway.
http://picosong.com/tLUi No. 156449
>>156430>>156403>>156448>>156444>>156433I bring you, the Song of Suzy Berhog!
Stick with it, it gets very good now that it's been made into an orchestra!
http://tinypic.com/r/201b2v/9I love you guys - I hope you like this!
No. 156591
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Knowing snooze I'm sure it was
No. 156698
File: 1468823477321.gif (471.17 KB, 215x211, dis-gunna-be-good.gif)
>>156433>>156442ROFL oh my god, you were not kidding. She openly sighs and groans and starts wheezing. She's got that fat wheeze going on already. I can't wait until she gets even bigger and tries to blame it on something else other than her shit eating habits.
No. 156699
File: 1468823649637.jpg (89.42 KB, 700x520, mysides2.jpg)
>>156449You are golden. I lost it once the horns came in.
No. 156783
>>156701Thanks, anon!
Yeah, Ethan is funny. I enjoy watching what little I've seen of him so far.
No. 156807
>>156321Since Kevin edits I wonder if he ever gets in trouble with her because that isn't just sloppy editing, that had NO EDITING AT ALL. Like that's a new level of laziness and he even gets paid for it, dammit.
I just have a feeling Suzy would be less lenient than Arin on sloppy editing work. Kevin is already a useless turd but when he is a useless turd on other peoples' channels that's just extra bad.
No. 156811
File: 1468854080218.jpg (240.34 KB, 1127x745, hash.jpg)
uuuh you sure you added enough hashtags, Suzy?
No. 156818
File: 1468855217121.jpg (129.74 KB, 1920x1080, 12052414_756122507849935_21753…)
>>156814Maybe I'm genuinely wrong about this but I honestly thought Kevin did the editing for KKG and Suzy edited her beauty channel.
If he got a second paycheck for that I would love nothing more than to fly to LA and toss him in cow shit. He's got a comfy well paying job with exposure and an audience from the get-go, with people he considers his friends in a loose environment, and he doesn't even do his job properly.
It just rustles my jimmies, is all.
No. 156831
>>156321I edited her latest video for extra sounds
Not great, but hey? Just put your headphones on anyway
No. 156847
File: 1468863410642.jpg (974.65 KB, 270x290, 25kpgnq.jpg)
>>156831That weird lip smacking at the start tho
No. 156848
>>156838It seems she's finally getting self-aware.
The tumblr-bangs don't go with her face, the wig is way better. The clothes are progressing from sausage wraps to something that's at least a bit complementary.
No. 157036
File: 1468893234615.png (207.4 KB, 297x722, chins.PNG)
>>156838I'm a guy that's not into fashion, are any of these good looks?
In my opinion, the first looks ABSOLUTELY terrible.
No. 157038
>>157036It'd be better on someone more slender… but it doesn't show much creativity because she essentially bought it off the mannequin–the bolero on the site is pictured with the exact dress she bought, meaning she didn't have to put much though into this.
Regardless, it's still better than her pretending she's the size she was a couple years ago and shoving herself into bodycon shit.
No. 157056
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>>157036I feel like she her style is just "buy black things" call it "goth". I hate to sound salty, but it just seems boring to me… lacking in imagination or originality.
No. 157061
>>157036I follow a few girls on Instagram who are about Suzy's size and they know how to dress for their size and wear stuff that's actually flattering.
I think Suzy just lacks creativity. She probably sees stuff worn by other people who are way skinnier and buys it as is. She also doesn't accessorize or anything. She wears super basic dresses and shoes that "kind of" stand out.
No. 157196
>>156838♪ The tightest gothic wear you'll see,
♫ two sizes small upon Suzy,
♪ the fabrics bursting at the seams,
♫ but she's still eating cakes and creams,
♪ she photoshops her chins away,
♫ but keeps on eating every day,
♪ not enough cash for surgery,
♫ it's all for spoiled glurgery,
♪ she'll beg for cash, so lend a hand,
♫ she'll spend it all at Disneyland.
No. 157323
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>>157036Jesus christ suzy what happened u used to be cute before
No. 157343
>>157323In Suzy's prime, she was 120 pounds at 5'6"
About a year ago she said she was bouncing between 125-130, but I think she's way over 130 now
No. 157352
File: 1468970315643.jpeg (608.64 KB, 2560x1920, image.jpeg)
>>157323I think she used to be really pretty at one point but that was when I was a fan.
Looking back at some of Suzy's old "modeling" pictures and it's really obvious she has an unfortunate body type and any kind of weight gain is gonna look bad.
No. 157369
File: 1468978980222.jpeg (155.47 KB, 640x836, image.jpeg)
This is a mess..
The fucking makeup
No. 157372
>>157323Suzy reminds me of that chick from drake and josh. the little sister. she isnt particularly ugly shes just
very
very unique
in a way I cannot describe
No. 157373
>>157369I wonder if the tumblr sjws are gonna call her out for dressing up as an Asian character and yellow facing like I've been seeing a few doing to people who cosplay D.Va.
Just slightly ot but I did actually see someone posting that Suzy does yellowface every day with her eyeliner a while back ago but I thought it was too irrelevant to post here
No. 157374
>>157352She could do alternative modeling, especially since she seems to like that sort of aesthetic. But even in older pics it's obvious she took a lot more care in the way she looked though she wasn't really fit.
>>157371I don't know why, the bangs really improved the way her face looked. Wth Snoozy?
No. 157400
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>>157373Literally google'd "Suzy yellowface" and this was the first result
I'm assuming this was what you were talking about?
No. 157401
File: 1468989709521.jpeg (611.83 KB, 1499x2577, image.jpeg)
>>157400Thought I'd add that they were talking about this photo from suzys Instagram
No. 157416
>>157400cateye = yellowface
wat
No. 157419
>>157416Maybe they meant the way Suzy does it? I mean there's no doubt that Suzy is a huge weeb and probably does her eyeliner like that to look exotic. (Especially since she wants to be told she looks Asian so bad, referring to her dna video)
But yeah regular cat eye makeup doesn't make you look asian and it definitely isn't yellowface.
No. 157432
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>>157419Well she sure is doing a good job tricking some people into thinking she's Asian.
This is the funniest one I've heard yet.
They also believe that lil 3% Asian she said she was in her dna video actually means that she is an Asian women. I shit you not.
No. 157439
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>>157369>>157437Oh god, the bunny logo. This suit is actual trash. Here's an example for other anons as to what it should look like at the very least.
No. 157444
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>>157369Literally why did she give herself aegyo-sal? D.Va doesn't even have that?
Was she trying to look more Korean by imitating a Korean makeup trend or?
No. 157445
>>157439I didn't even notice at first holy shit. She complained about it being too small and the zipper breaking lmao (probably because she ordered the wrong size)
She didn't say anything about the logo being wrong when she complained to the company
No. 157447
>>157445Thats because Suzy hardly does research on things, I'm sure. I tried watching her when she played overwatch, and she didn't really listen to any of the advice and she didn't even know what d.va's ult was even though she said she's one of her 'mains' (Soldier & Widowmaker being the other 2). To all the advice she just said "oh cool" and did whatever the fuck she wanted while most often ignoring it.
So her checking if a design is accurate seems to be too hard for her.
No. 157457
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>>157373She got called out on racistbeautybloggers, lol. Dumbest blog I've ever seen.
>>157416She is reaching but to be fair, I've seen tutorials about how to look Asian and they often mention wearing cat-eyeliner to change your eye shape. But weebs probably wear it because it's in, and not because they think it makes you "look Asian".
No. 157459
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Ew wtf
No. 157463
>>157459People are calling her dad and daddy now?
Suzy/game grumps fans can be the worst.
It's bad enough when people call Dan dad but Suzy…?
No. 157484
>>157469Sorry my mistake anon, I haven't played overwatch much
(Sage for non contribution)
No. 157503
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>>157369What the fuck is that awful attempt at contour/highlight on her nose.
Suzy the makeup guru, everybody.
No. 157565
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>>157552Now I'm scared of her teeth.
No. 157577
>>157503how is it possible that she's been doing the same eyeliner look for about 10 years and she still sucks at it?
>>157552I thought they stopped doing tableflip? How much backlog is there?
No. 157602
>>157594Wtf how does someone who's not even 30 look 45-50 mom level without excessive smoking/drug use
Suzy wtf is wrong with you you look like a fucking mom with a body that looks like you've had five kids and didn't bother to try and get back into shape
No. 157665
>>157400>>157401But that's a normal thing in Japan, they're photo studios that let you dress up in traditional garbs for, Asakusa has a bunch of them and so does Kyoto.
Either they made her eyes look that way on purpose or she's squinting to give her that asian eye fold look, it just makes her look retarded.
No. 157672
>>157432"Suzy has south Asian in her"
Have they ever seen a south Asian person?
Suzy is fucking pasty white, deal with it.
No. 157679
>>157665I'm honestly fine with the dressing up as a geisha thing. Like its fun and it's a novelty thing but Suzy has done it, what, 3 or 4 times?
She does it every time she goes to Japan and when she goes to Japan again in the future she'll probably do it again.
That's why it bothers me. Not in a "that's cultural appropriation!!!!" sjw way but the fact that Suzy is such a weeb and doesn't hide it.
I may sound like I'm reaching but some other anons have said this too. I honesty think she enjoys being mistaken as Asian and that's why she never corrects anybody. You could tell by how giddy she was over being such a tiny percent of Asian that she was almost subtly bragging about it. Again I may just be reaching because I dislike her lmao.
No. 157740
>>157679No, you're right. She'll take what she can get and run with it. Remember, this is Suzy who made a DNA video just to say she's like, what, 0.2% asian?
What kind of person feels the need to make such a big deal out of that? Oh wait, Suzy.. She really is reaching.
No. 157788
>>157769That's because she isn't, she's just looking for weeb points
Even before the 0.2% Dna thing came about she would sometimes say shit about looking "slightly" Asian….although I'm pretty sure it's just the FAS
No. 158069
>>158064I haven't watched sbfp in forever but Woolie doesn't deserve to play with someone like Arin who apparently has to force himself from calling a black person the n-word lmao.
@5:30
It's funny that Suzy's saying this because she wants to be super pc now and win over that tumblr sjw crowd since that's the only people that like her
No. 158203
File: 1469235270390.png (839.11 KB, 834x668, no makeup 2.PNG)
some mod decided to delete this double-chinned picture of suzy
but it's just too ugly to keep off the internet
No. 158218
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>>158203What the fuuuuuuuuck. That's nightmare inducing. She looks like a gremlin. Or that creature from the Dark Crystal.
No. 158221
>>158205that's so ridiculous- not accusing you, ofc. Where I live we often have that thing where friends call themselves rude/offensive words and it's okay but if someone else calls you the exact same thing it's suddenly like WHOAH WHAT DID YOU SAY? So I guess I understand the idea behind only black people saying it, etc.
He does sound really immature and I think it's dragging everyone else along with him. Dan seems genuinely a nice and chill dude but his maturity level drops like freefall around him. Dan has had twice the life experiences Arin's had and yet it's Arin's sense of humour that gets taken over, blegh.
No. 158232
File: 1469243996391.jpeg (46.49 KB, 1080x565, image.jpeg)
New KKG shirts
No. 158234
File: 1469244008480.jpeg (110.41 KB, 640x762, image.jpeg)
Suzy's selling shirts with a knockoff D.Va logo lmao.
She sure is talking about Overwatch a lot. Is she even any good at it? Last I heard she was awful at it.
No. 158237
>>158069And yet the Tumblrinas go wild for Suzy when she's just as racist as Arin. Wow.
>>158203She's totally Asian, guys! That 0.02% really shows!
No. 158246
>>158234Can't she get in trouble for this??
It's clearly a rip off, and she didn't even say "Overwatch" in the comment
No. 158248
>>158234>>158232So she totally ripped off D.Va's logo and didn't even mention it anywhere?
also
>git gudyou first bb
No. 158253
File: 1469251125292.jpeg (69.75 KB, 711x700, image.jpeg)
>>158247Please lmao I hope she gets in trouble. Game Grumps are so boring right now, I need a scandal.
The etsy thing was such a let down. She scammed a bunch of people and didn't even get a slap on the wrist. Just people defending her and coddling her.
No. 158293
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I mean, really????
PC Suzy can't do nothing wrong, lol.
I mean not that she always fights for artists when they get ripped off….
No. 158294
File: 1469259469581.jpg (149.32 KB, 647x702, CREDIT.jpg)
Her laws don't apply to her though.
Recently she retweeted this.
Hypocrite.
No. 158295
File: 1469260282103.jpeg (78.45 KB, 640x761, image.jpeg)
"SuZVA" wow so clever!!!
No. 158296
File: 1469260371715.jpeg (68.42 KB, 640x563, image.jpeg)
She really don't care about her health, huh?
She also states she's been loosing weight. Bitch, where? Every time she posts a new video, she looks even bigger than before.
No. 158297
>>158293The top half looks good, where the ears are, but not the bottom half.
The cheeks should maybe have been kept the same shape as the pink lining.
for the rabbit it's round.
it seems as if she or someone else, just copy and pasted a cat head and took out a rabbit
suzva, that doesn't even make sense?? the least she could do is actually come up with a tag line
No. 158545
>>158298God it really grinds my gears. She gets away with so much!!! DOES NOBODY CARE ANYMORE?!
I wish someone could bring her down. She faced no consequences for the shit she's doing. Uurrrrrrghhhhh she pisses me off so much. I want to punch the highlights out of her hair.
No. 158583
>>158295>>158293How can we report this to Blizzard?
I'm so sick of her fat hypocritical ass getting away with this shit.
This is the same Suzy that claimed copyright and took down those YouTube videos GG fans made just because they used short clips from her channel.
But of course she doesn't mind monetizing off of a completely stolen logo. As long as she gets more money to buy more boxes of donuts, robot cat trays and shoes she won't wear, she's happy.
No. 158589
>>158583As vindictive as it is, I'd like to see this happening too. Like you said: she's gotten people's vids removed, she's ripped ppl off on etsy, she whined at an airline how they should pay for her 'missed work' because there was a storm and unboxing shit is the most meaningful contribution to society anyone could do.
She's just a greed, selfish person.
No. 158603
>>158583https://eu.battle.net/support/en/help/product/battlenet/804/1030/solutioneither try and find ways to contact the company or use social media to reach out to them with links of it.
I wish they'd do something. Suzy by herself is small fry but she's the wife of Arin Hanson/Game Grumps and that offers her protection.
Still want to see her ass crash and burn.
No. 158613
>>158558>end up with the "yeah i'm fat but i love myself so it's okay!" mentality. Suzy's case is clearly the latter. Not even. She pretends to be ~body posi~ so she can hide behind white knights and retain the level of asspats (though, from a different audience I guess) but STILL shoops herself as small as she can get away with and wears clothes that she thinks/hopes she still fits when it's very clear to outsiders it just doesn't fit well.
Suzy wishes she was (still?) the thin girl who could eat whatever much she wanted without gaining, without wanting to face the reality that is just not how her body works (anymore? thyroid problems or not, idk).
No. 158616
>>158613bless you anon, that's exactly my problem with her. I don't care if she's fat or loves to eat, like it's not my body or diet, whatthefuckever. I hate her hypocrisy. I hate how she flaunts herself as "love u curves" and "yeah I love to eat and thats okay I don't care!" but is in total denial about it through shooping and misfitted clothes.
She's a slap in the face to the actual body positivity movement. She wants so hard to be thin but still appeals to bodi posi to excuse her behaviour. Eat those donuts and drink that soda if you want to, gurl. More power to you. But don't try to pretend like you "don't care" because you clearly do.
No. 158679
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>>158234Starexorcist is actually a pretty good artist and she's involved with the Zaibatsu. I'm worried, fam, really worried that GG is attempting to stick their greasy fingers into their popularity. I really love Matt, Pat, Woolie and Liam as a group. Their LPs and humor is very different from the immature trash that is GG. I don't want them mixing.
No. 158681
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>>158295Lord, the cringe is real.
No. 158688
>>158683SBFP are literally the only gaming channel I watch anymore (unless vinesauce counts but they're streamers).
I love that they're so passionate about games and actually enjoy playing them. It's a big difference from GG because it's almost like all Arin and Danny do is complain and make it obvious that they're not having fun.
No. 158689
>>158296I'll bet Suzy is saying "And", probably between each menu item she orders aloud.
And of course she's been getting comments about how much weight she's gained since she started her channel, because SHES BEEN GAINING WEIGHT SINCE SHE STARTED HER CHANNEL.
These aren't unfounded claims Suzy, it's the same realization your bloated ass arrives at when you step on the scale - you're getting fucking huge - you've been developing a third chin which is starting to really droop, everything you wear looks like it's either going to burst at the seams or shred itself given a particularly deep inhale!
But please, continue to provide us your insights on the community noticing your weight as you shovel greasy, disgusting treats into your expanding maw - I hope the YouTube money is worth becoming a triple-chinned oleaginous blob of your former self.
No. 158693
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>>158689Really? Suzy has been 'loosing' weight?
If that's true, the next episode she'll be missing a leg to make up for it.
Seriously though, we've all be collectively documenting Suzy on this site for ages - if she started 'loosing' weight we would have run out of ammunition.
Instead, over the course of a year, we've been able to say,
"Wow, this Suzy chick is starting to get a little bit of a double chin if you look closely"
to
"Okay, that double chin is clearly visible" to
"Wow, her face is extremely puffy, and her double chin is hanging an inch from her jaw line"
to
"Holy shit, Suzy is actually getting a third chin"
Thanks to her unboxing videos, we're all given at least a monthly update on Suzy, and every time she gets fatter, and fatter and fatter.
"Tee hee, I'm loosing weight" - you lie about as well as you spell, Suzy, the only 'loose' definition with your weight is that all of your loose clothing is now like skin tight spandex you greedy, greedy fucking pig.
Oink oink.
No. 158712
>>158702>enjoys Suzy's make up videos despite zero interest in make up (or seeking out other make up vids) because teehee I'm a guy>posts 1 hour ago about a video posted 2 hours ago from a channel with barely over 500 subscribers started 2 weeks ago>girl in video barely exhibits a personality beyond quirky editing, suzy-tier tbh famSuspicious.
Her make up is pretty good if you consider that she has zero arms and a prosthetic, compared to Suzy's two fully functional arms and hands, and the fact that Suzy has been doing the same eyeliner look for over a decade, but it's still fairly amateur.
It really only seems good and ~mystifying~ because she has one robot arm. Her eyeshadow doesn't look like it's been blended out enough and her eyeliner is wonky to an almost annoying degree. She knows enough to know what looks good on her (the blue eyeliner was a neat touch imo) but it's still a pretty basic application.
No. 158715
>>158712i've only watched suzy's. saw her video's on reddit the other week, she just posted a new one, stared at it for 14 minutes. wondered if this place would agree with my thoughts.
i've never did seek out other make up videos because i was subbed to suzy for arin lootcrates (even those i don't watch anymore) and her make up vids were new to me so i watched them.
No. 158878
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>>158876give it time and she'll do a 100 layers of eyeliner video
No. 158881
>>158797The bagged eye look I think actually works for her because it helps her eyes look less flat and alien like.
But the brows, and the circle lenses need to go as worst offenders, and the rest is just… why?
She really needs to lose weight, too…
No. 158882
>>158296I just find it funny that she is all like "It's none of your business that I gained weight!" when she is a public figure and its literally her job to make her business the public's business.
Not to mention all that horse shit about her "loving her curves" and being "body positive" yet she constantly complains about how she wants to be thin like she used to be yet still stuffing her face with doughnuts and cupcakes.
I just laugh at how she's like "Actually, I've been losing weight, so nuts to you" yet we get a monthly insight into her life because of her shitty unboxing videos and it is clear as day she is only getting bigger. Yeah, those three chins and flabby arms are surely the signs of someone who is losing weight.
But her legions of "fans" constantly defend her and kiss her ass like she isn't ballooning at all which will keep happening until she has someone sit her down and tell her that she is gaining weight and she needs to change her habits if she wants that to change.
But this is someone who writes off any kind of criticism towards her as "sexism", that will never likely happen.
No. 158892
>>158878Noooo.
>>158882
>I just find it funny that she is all like "It's none of your business that I gained weight!" when she is a public figure and its literally her job to make her business the public's business.Pretty much this. Once you publically put yourself out there, you better learn to accept criticism, even hatemail and bad comments. I don't even feel bad for Snooze since she is lying, stealing scumbag. She needs to calm down and get a better, less sugar and carb filled diet.
No. 158894
>>158892She's never going to. She has legions of "fans" waiting to defend her from any criticism. Literally everyone is telling her "They are just haters who don't have what you have" and "You're obviously not fat all, screw them!".
She has no incentive to change when she is surrounded by people who are so concerned with not hurting her feelings and making her feel bad.
She'll just end up a bloated whale by the end of all of this, complaining about why she isn't as thin she used to be and realize its too late to change.
No. 158900
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>>158797>>158295>>157457>>157369Maybe instead of trying to cosplay D.Va Suzy can cosplay something a bit closer to her body type, Roadhog. They're both fucking huge and disgusting. Suzy already has the drinking and belching down and I'm sure she scratches herself inappropriately behind the scenes. She's just needs a nasty crop top and a cheap China made mask that doesn't even look the same as the character.
No. 158906
>>158900Damn dude. That was a deep cut.
But yeah, that is one of the more unfortunate habits she has picked up from Arin.
Which is just another of her multiple personalities, which that one is the "I'm not like those other girls. I'm just like one of the guys!"
And that makes her just as insufferable as her wannabe "goth/creepy" girl routine.
No. 158910
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I guess the couple that gains together, stays together.
Dear lord, the two deserve each other at this point
No. 158944
>>158797why do her eyebrows look like tildes.
like who wakes up and thinks YEAH I GOT IT ILL MAKE MY EYEBROWS LOOK LIKE ~~~~~~~~
No. 158949
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I don't know how to send 3 pics at once on the phone so I'm going to do it in parts please bare with me
No. 158951
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No. 158952
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Kay so her point is that the way that she can sell those d.va rip off shirts is that it's a parody but the thing is that I'm pretty sure even if it's a parody it still falls under the fact that you have to say that it's a parody. I mean she says it in the comments but hat wasn't until somebody challenged her to plagerisum, I'm pretty sure that you have to source the original or at least put a disclaimer that it is a parody which she didn't do to any of the other posts of her t-shirts
No. 158955
>>158952Her attitude is "Fuck anyone else that does this, but if it's me then it's totally fine".
Seriously, she can just go fuck off with that shit. She knows she's in the wrong be she obviously won't admit it because at the end of the day, she knows she'll get away with it.
No. 158974
>>158952God I really want her to get slapped with a lawsuit or just SOMETHING. She needs to be brought down from her high horse.
Her and Arin are the fucking worst.
No. 159020
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Jean is so fucking cute holy shit
No. 159101
>>158797Also the lightning in her videos are always so bad, this video literally looks like the light is just her computer screen.
We all know she has a huge light setup and ringlights, why is her lightning so bad? It makes her skin look awful and she looks tired by default, nobody can put on good makeup in this.
Also those eyebrows just make her look nothing like D.Va at all. The only thing D.Va about this look is the pink triangles.
No. 159115
>>158952I am curious about artist alley character art. I don't buy fanart for that reason, but why is it allowed?
Because every one knows it's just fan art? I don't play Overwatch so it didn't immediately connect that her Suz.Va shirt was from D.Va
No. 159118
>>159115The reason why artists can sell their art at conventions is because their work in transformative. While their artwork does contain characters from existing IPs, the artwork itself is wholly different from the original. Artists aren't literally drawing someone else's work, they at least make an attempt that is completely there own and isn't a blatant ripoff. Where as Suzy literally took D.Va's logo and made minor changes and tries to claim it as an original thing, or "parody" as she keeps stupidly spouting.
Take the guys at TeamFourstar as a perfect example. While their work contains characters and concepts from DragonBall Z, any content that is paid for like their t-shirts are completely original concepts and parodies the original work. They don't simply take DBZ stuff, slightly alter it, then try to sell it.
That's why she us in the wrong. It's not parody, it's a blatant plagiarism of the original with no attempt at making it look any different
No. 159167
>>159147First outfit is ok. The dress fits her well but I'm not a fan of animal print, it just looks tacky. The hair accessory is cute too. The shoes though do not match. They're too complicated for her overall look.
Second outfit is ok but again I feel like the shoes are too complicated because the dress has a pattern.
And the third one is ugly.
Suzy has a shit load of cute clothes and nice shoes, yet she can't put any of the together well??
No. 159186
>>158944~_~ <- literally Suzy
Also yes that's PLAGIARISM you obtuse cow. It's not parody. I wish I could make like spam mails just to spam that blizzard email and make twitter acconts to report it to blizzard cause damn I want to create as much hoohah as possible about it.
No. 159203
>>159195Which is funny, because it's hard enough already to find her neck with all those chins hiding it.
Again, no concept of fashion. She just picks out with she thinks looks good, regardless of body type and size or colors.
No. 159288
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>>159147Lord, those flabby arms. It's going to fun watching her get bigger and bigger.
No. 159292
>>159288"But don't you see, she's actually losing weight!"
Like, fucking really? Those arms and chins say differently Suzy.
No. 159343
>>159285Suzy could literally be 500 lbs, starting off every day drinking five litres of heavy cream until her stomach threatened rupture, and there would still be a white knight taking in the sight of an engorged gorging Suzy and say, "She's looking great, Suzy has never looked thinner"
It's an Emperors New Clothes everywhere.
No. 159418
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Looks like people are starting to draw SuZ.Va more towards her actual figure.
Seeing as how she "doesn't care" how people see her gaining weight by the tons, I hope to see more art of her like this. I wonder if she'll still retweet any of it if it gets to that point?
No. 159420
>>159418She'll literally retweet anything, as long as it doesn't make her blatantly look like a slob. If you present her with anything that "puts her in a bad light", she will probably end up blocking you and then go on bragging about.
Which, wow. How much a of a fucking coward do you have to be to literally brag about how you block anybody who says something negative about.
She'd probably be better off by shouting "I'M A HUGE FUCKING CRYBABY WHO CAN'T TAKE CRITICISM AND RATHER THAN DEFENDING MYSELF OR USING IT TO GET BETTER, I'LL JUST BLOCK YOU AND BRAG ABOUT HOW COOL I AM AND CALL YOU A SEXIST!"
No. 159424
>>159147This is an improvement, indeed!
I think the first outfit is too busy. The print, the necklace thing, the hair accessory and the shoes… I think she should drop/change two of these, at least.
I really like the second one, actually haha. I think the colors fit well, and the soes are cute. Even if the shoes are a bit more unique with the bat wings, it doesn't look busy because it's all black and the dress is discreet. I couldn't tell there were coffins in the pattern until the close-up.
The third one is kinda.. eh. I think the harness didn't go very well with the dress, the leather didn't match the breezy, chiffon dress. I think the shoes are fine, though. Just IMHO.
But I think she's learning, kudos Suz!
No. 159714
>>159712But according to her, she's "losing weight". Why would she buy larger sizes if that were true? And I thought she didn't care that she was gaining weight and that it was no one's business.
So many mixed signals from this hypocritical, lying sack of shit.
No. 159736
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No. 159739
>>159736I'm sure in a universe where infantile puzzle games count as actual games, she would be right. But she has proven time and again that she can't handle any kind of game that moves faster than a snail's pace, as shown by her shitshow Overwatch play where her constant complaint is "It's hard to shoot and move at the same time". And of couse she leaves out the part where that boyfriend would completely push her shit in at any video game.
But yeah, typical "Gurl gaymer" attitude coming from her. She can just go fuck off and we can all move on with our days and let her keep pretending that she knows anything about gaming other than what she watches her husband play as she sits on the couch and stuff her face with cupcakes and doughnuts.
No. 159753
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>>159736those brows
at least the sixteen head is kept under wraps
No. 159907
>>159900But don't you get it? She's not like those other "gurl gamers". She actually plays videos games. Look how "nerdy" and how much of a "real gamer" she is!
Fucking lord. For once would she just get over herself.
No. 159984
>>159736How about one with a Loot Crate theme?
"My box is only worth 10 dollars too!"
No. 160135
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>>159736Is it 2010 again? Who fucking cares? You aren't even good at them, Suzy.
No. 160908
>>160858It was during one of her Overwatch playthroughs with Arin and Barry. She asked what it meant and Barry had to explain it to her.
Surprising no one that the "try hard gamer girl" didn't know a phrase used in gaming.
No. 160965
>>159736No, she wishes she plays more than him tho. Probs wishes she'd be half as good as him at overwatch too.
I don't really get why she's trying to hop the gamergirl bandwagon, she doesn't even play half the games on her channel and she doesn't stream? It would at least be a little more believable if she had a twitch where she streamed regularly.
Is it just because she knows she's fat and she wants them beta orbiters?
No. 161073
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Caption this
No. 161086
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She's still trying to sell her knockoff D.Va shirts while wearing a Chinese knockoff D.Va outfit with the wrong bunny logo lol
No. 161087
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Her hair looks good here but I wonder how long until she fucks it up again and goes back to the wigs?
No. 161208
>>161087She'd actually look quite cute if she only skipped the shitty ass eyeliner. Gosh i could rage about this for hours how can she think it looks cute.
Btw you can cleary see she hates her bangs am i right? Lately she kinda pushes them to the sides more often
No. 161366
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>>161365I think Anon means these recent Suzy tweets about that Marina Joyce girl.
No. 161379
>>161366Damn she's really been fucking up lately….more than usual anyway
First there was the whole telling people to kill themselves after the Florida attack
Then copyright infringement against the d.va logo
Claiming the "fat" comments don't hurt and that she's lost weight…
Now this….?
What happened to the grumps' PR department (vernon?ithink)
No. 161382
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good news! we get to make fun of her crying while "reviewing" a game.
No. 161394
>>161382>FOXHOUNDGod, she needs to stop riding Metal Gear's dick so hard.
Glad her 12 head is back in this photo too, land a damn Airbus A380 on that shit.
No. 161410
>>161366And she's defending herself like "well she said it herself that she's okay!" Well Suzy if I have problems I tend to tell people that I'm okay all the time even if I'm not! She's such a fucking idiot.
And her white ass used no tea, no shade incorrectly. If you're gonna use black or gay slang at least know how to correctly use it because this isn't the first time. God I fucking hate her, sorry.
No. 161437
>>161366Lmao Suzy shouldn't be talking about some other girl being an attention whore when she's the definition of one.
This is the same Suzy that uses hate comments to get sympathy from people, claimed her mom was abusive because she said she couldn't be a model, and has to always one up every other girl. Just watch those Valentine episodes with Holly.
OT but it's crazy how fast people turned on this girl when it turned out she wasn't being abused but that she possibly has a mental illness or is a drug addict
No. 161511
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> could be good, could be bad
Will this girl ever stfu. She's literally going to whore this illness as much as she can when its her own lazy ass fault for not doing anything about it in the first place
No. 161557
>>161539starts at 3:15
huge arms, 4x15 doughnut curls
No. 161585
>>161382>>161394I legit thought she was wearing a prison jumper. It looks bad.
I like MGS too (I went to uniqlo when Kojima came out with the shirts for a limited time and got two of them) but she needs to stop with 'OMG DID YOU GUYS KNOW I LIKE METAL GEAR??' thing.
No. 161600
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>>161539More chins than a Chinese phone book.
(no race derailing, focus on snoozy.) No. 161604
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>>161600Look at this hot gamer girl who plays more games than your boyfriend ~~
No. 161607
>>161604SUZY NO WHAT HAPPENED
I FOUND YOU INSANELY CUTE ONLY TWO YEARS AGO
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Seriously though, I really hope she's actually trying to do something about her weight.
She looks just as heavy as my mum and my mum has literal health problems related to her weight. She really needs to be careful about gaining any more.
No. 161608
>>161607She's in such denial about it causing any health risks, like the "Fat is beautiful and healthy" ring within the SJW subculture.
>>161605Gotta pick a game with a huge following to cash in those gurl gaymur pointz~ Just like with Overwatch
No. 161615
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>>161604She might just out-chin Arin at this rate
No. 161645
>>161600and here's abother installment of,
how fucking autistic is this mod>>161615jesus christ, at one point I thought he'd make a cute trap
No. 161647
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"art"
No. 161704
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No. 161705
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No. 161706
File: 1469847517456.png (1.32 MB, 1079x1466, Screenshot_2016-07-30-04-53-05…)
It's the mythical, magical art snooze!!!
No. 161707
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And I am so sorry but who thought that a Pokemon art show was a good idea? Can't even imagine how low resolution the pics are, they were drawn on a tiny 3DS screen after all
No. 161724
>>161707i'm disappointed no one went by to take photo's, maybe there's some good ones online that we can see.
Is the "art show: Featuring suzy" really just all the art that ross/barry made via pokemon art academy?
How many stupid "spooky" looking moth's in frames were up on the walls?
No. 161727
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Wow $60 for this? Fuck game grump fans are in a different level of stupid to be purchasing these
No. 161728
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Its like something you do in MS paint for luls
No. 161729
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No. 161730
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No. 161734
>>161728I wouldn't trust Arin near any underaged girls…
>>161727Snoozy was born in 89? So she's 27? 28? Damn, she is a mess.
No. 161771
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You can try and pose to look thinner but you can't hide that double chin Snooze
No. 161772
File: 1469876066252.jpeg (114.06 KB, 640x811, image.jpeg)
This is really gonna show how shit she is with makeup. Just like the drugstore makeup video lmao
No. 161774
>>161772Should be hilarious. She doesn't even know apply normal make-up.
>>161771What the fuck is this outfit. Ugh. So fucking tacky!
No. 161776
File: 1469877179953.png (2.09 MB, 1440x1663, whatthefuck.png)
Wow
No. 161800
>>161790The othe girl is a cosplayer who goes under the user @ vampybitme on Twitter
Neither of them looked great but I agree the Asian girl looked 100x better than snooze
No. 161822
>>161800That's vampy? Well,
>>161794is right. She is an asian hooker.
No. 161877
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Thought I'd quickly mention that the grumps now have snapchat…
No. 161887
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>>161854I didn't really watched but I skimmed through and took a few screenshots
First off her skin always looks so dry and dead?? Like it probably feels like sand paper or something.
Maybe she needs to get some Korean skin care products instead spending hundreds of dollars on high end skin care products that obviously don't do shit for her.
No. 161891
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>>161889She really did the exact look she always does even with kids makeup. You'd think she'd be a little more creative but then again this is Suzy we're talking about.
No. 161893
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>>161891Tfw you make yourself look like a complete idiot but you want those views and that money
No. 161899
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>>161893doesn't even look any different from her normal makeup
No. 161907
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>>161889I'm going to dress up as Eugene Levy this Halloween, and this tutorial for eyebrows was very helpful. Thanks Suzy!
No. 161951
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>>161907I see no difference between him and Snoozer
No. 161976
>>161909at first it confused the hell out of me, but I remember that they played it on Suzy's DS, so the game addressed them as Suzy
so yeah, Ross drew all of those.
No. 162150
>>161771i hate how suzy tries to shoehorn her 'shoe garters!!' into EVERY SINGLE OUTFIT AAAAHH
also every time she plugs them like 'i have a tutorial on how to make these on my channel!' as though anybody else in the world would actually want to wear 'em
No. 162195
>>162127
>More Overwatch shit. Suzy stands in the back like an awkward fat girl and says nothing. Here's what probably happened - there was an annoncement that they needed to film some 'Overwatch players', and Suzy heard 'Overweight players' instead.
Honest mistake.
No. 162213
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No one in the replies actually told her what it means…I feel like I should
No. 162365
>>156321It's been 2 weeks since she posted this and she still hasn't edited out her mistake.
Has she just stopped giving a fuck?
No. 162371
File: 1470078653457.png (1.37 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2016-08-01-15-06-10…)
Yeah, "split" it with someone, suzy you've shown pics of you holding micky mouse treats from Disney land that were bigger than your hand, we all know that you ate that deep fried cancer all by yourself and probably had a second one to boot
No. 162399
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>>162392Hey! Manatees are gentle and friendly creatures that are portly by nature. Suzy gained her mass from marrying a slob and is neither friendly or gentle. It's an unfair comparison!
No. 162402
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>>162399Only mildly related, but I was just reminded that this whale is more attractive than most lolcows.
No. 162441
Somewhat relevant, Starexorcist, the person who does art for Suzy, Ross, and a lot of big streamers(2bestfriends) had a really scummy past.
You can read up on it here:
>>>/snow/162437tl;dr didn't pay rent, encouraged someone's ED, manipulated others
No. 162444
>>162441Glad to see this girl finally called out. She's rude to fans or people who ask simple questions and her art is really overhyped.
She often seems desperate to get in to Game Grumps or Rooster Teeth for famu.
No. 162449
>>162421Sometimes I wonder why anyone would eat peppers this hot, but then I think of how they would have pitched the video to Suzy:
HPG: So we have this idea for a video we want you to be in…
Suzy: What's it about?"
HPG: Well, you'll be eating a-
Suzy: I'm in!
No. 162474
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>>162444Not only GG or RT, she's been trying to get buddy buddy with other snowflakes on the board too
(taylor fag please don't appear)
No. 162479
>>162441>>162474Lmao holy shit this girl was a tripfag on /cgl/. She went to SCAD and I knew her through friends.
She was very attentionwhorey at cons and would ignore you unless she could use you for social climbing (aka if you were a fellow trip, were e-famous or whatever). If you just tried to speak to her she'd pay no attention.
No. 162514
>>162441I'm so glad someone finally called this bitch out
I used to watch Ross' steams from time to time but stopped because this girl is so fucking rude to everyone who tries to ask Ross simple questions like she's his mother or some shit.
People would just ask what tablet he uses and she would shut them down and block them saying they should've read the faq. I get that it's annoying but there's no need for the rudeness
No. 162574
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>>161854I know I'm late to the party, but did nobody else catch her enormous buttergolem of a cat?
No. 162580
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>>162574fat cats are amazing, shut up
No. 162582
>>162574Green eyeshadow makes her look like an alien
>>162580Yeah, cats that can't fucking move because their owner keeps feeding them too much are so cute!
They have high blood pressure and are miserable!
ADORBZ!!!!1!!
No. 162593
>>162591That's why you have specific meal times for pets.
You don't just leave a bowl of food for them at all times. Also you shouldn't be feeding them kibble, but wet food if they're having weight issues (more protein, less carbs keeps them fuller longer).
How do pet owners not know this? Feed them once in the morning, once at night. You leave the food out for an hour or so and the animal learns to adapt.
No. 162675
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So this is a thing now
No. 162710
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. . . Oh shit
Could this be it? Is this the start of her finally losing weight and stop being such a bloated whale? I mean, I don't want to get my hopes up or nothing, but this feels like the fuck up kid you know who finally starts to turn their life around.
Of course, it could come crashing down if she still doesn't put the fork down and she still blames her thyroid. But people can dream, right?
No. 162712
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>>162710Why is she scared to take it? And what does she mean she's been asking for it for four years, didn't she admit very openly that she couldn't "afford" the medication?
Pic related
No. 162717
>>162441>>162514>>162536lol she's working on Ross's new show
so much for that
No. 162719
>>162574they're big fluffy cats with stumpy corgi legs
it's probably not as fat as it looks
No. 162734
>>162710No. Like other Anons said, she'll need to do the work to lose weight like eat less/more healthily, exercise, take her meds as directed and for the right amount.
She now has a new excuse where her appointments/bloodwork/new dose cost too much if she wants to keep blaming the thyroid.
>>162712She's scared because she lost one of her better excuses for being fat and continually gaining.
No. 162815
>>162700Idk about Holly and Ross but in a recent episode of GG Dan said something like "Racism is bad, but if you're joking it's fine, no need to be offended if the person is joking." Most of them have that mentality of the white people who don't understand racism . Dan didn't like being called a kike, yet he doesn't expect a black person to be offended if he says nigger with a smile on his face.
Doesn't surprise me that they associate with scumbags.
No. 162819
>>162815that "comedy is off limits" trope is seriously annoying. They don't understand that edgy/dark humour depends entirely on who is the butt of the joke. Making a joke out of the victim is not funny, it's funny when you are mocking the perpetrator.
Or when you make observational humour that is generally mild, like Russell Peters does with his standup comedy of various countries, cultures and races. The people whose culture he makes jokes out of are there in the audience laughing with him because he's laughing at stereotypes.
Also when people use Stephen Fry's quote about being offended, and they totally misuse it to justify their own asshole viewpoints and skewed moral compass.
People like Dan love being 3edgy5me and "never offended" but that's until someone says something that offends them. Then their jimmies get so, so rustled.
No. 162862
I was lurking gurugossip a bit just for the chuckles and I seen earlier on, Arin had a page on his website dedicated to Suzy
http://web.archive.org/web/20080305191239/http://www.egoraptor.net/suzy.htmlApologies if it has been posted here already.
No. 162865
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>>162862and the only teeny bit from her modeling page
No. 162885
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This fanart came from an alternate universe where Suzy has a waist and is good at video games.
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incoming dump
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end of dump, gg fans confirmed for extreme autists
No. 162919
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Is this accurate?
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No. 162921
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No. 162923
>>162908Fucking kill me.
>>162912This art looks really great. Too bad their skill is used on these fucks.
No. 162944
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>>162921Not even surprising anymore. Suzy loves to hop on bandwangons for ~gamer gurrrrl ;)~ points
No. 162970
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>>162921As a huge zelda fan, i find this very infuriating.
>It looks boring. No. 162990
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>>162989Those chins are looking like dunes.
No. 162991
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Count those chins, 1,2,3!
No. 163098
>>162862Oh, hello there lurker, I post a lot on Suzy's thread on gurugossiper, every time I see that webpage my eyes involuntarily expel tears.
Suzy could have been an okay-ish alternative model because honestly she has that oddity, Bjork thing going on, but she's definitely not what she imagined to be.
No. 163115
>>163114Brcause Suzy won't shut yo about how much she likes the character. It's the same as how can't get Kojima and Metal Gear's dick out her mouth.
Just keep fellating and praising, lest everyone find out how much of a fake "gamer gurl" you are.
No. 163137
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>>163098Björk is wayyyy hotter than Suzy. Even at 50
No. 163139
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C R I N G E
No. 163142
>>163139omg, has she regressed back to being a 16 year old where she thinks she's so unique for playing video games?
literally no one cares, suzy. you are not fucking special, and the only reason you're moderately popular is because of your fat husband and gay grumps. everyone knows your shit, evident by the fact you never actually stream and all your gaming videos are edited down to like 10 minutes of playing. Or you just play some shit game where you just click through.
almostg half of the consumers for the video game industry is female. amazing. so special.
No. 163143
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>>163139>one of the top female gamers on youtube>200k subsOh yeah, Suzy, you're totally up there!
No. 163145
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>>163139She brags SO much. It's pathetic.
No. 163153
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>>163143>>163145>>163148You mean like this? She's so fucking full of herself …ffs!
No. 163165
>>163139
>Look at me nowFrom Metrocon to Metric Ton, you're right Suzy - when I look back at how much thinner you used to be it's just incredible. Look at you now; it's like you force fed yourself melted ice cream and bacon grease until you couldn't drink another drop, and then you kept going out of spite.
You probably wouldn't believe that in the decade since that photo you'd be sporting three chins, a stomach so filled with sugary shit that it threatens to rupture and a bloated ego to match.
You're still a model, sure, but only as the overweight 'Before' picture in a diet ad.
I feel sorry for your scale.
Look at you now…
No. 163168
>>163162This looks like a mug shot of a 38 year old.
…. a high and drunk as fuck 38 year old homeless soccer mom.
No. 163208
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Why did Suzy even get bangs if she's not going to even try to style them properly? It looks like she's got a comb over
No. 163209
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Also. Suzy mid "UH MAZING"
can someone who makes gifs gif it? It's right at the beginning of her newest video lol
No. 163215
>>163211I imagine her neck is so swollen from goiter because of her thyroid.
Did she dye her blonde streaks pink or something? Or is it just the lighting?
No. 163217
>>163215If it was that bad, then I don't see how she can justify not getting her medication sooner without it not looking like she was fishing for sympathy points.
And her "Well it was too expensive" horseshit excuse doesn't work since she could afford to drop hundreds of dollars on stupid shit for her cats.
No. 163219
>>163215it looks so uncomfortable..
I can't believe it's taken this long for her to do something about it. I would have been freaking out a long time ago.
No. 163227
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Let us take a moment to remember what has been lost
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No. 163237
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>>163231Yeah and then he was told to put his dreams away because it wouldn't be profitable
No. 163241
>>163236Lol damn.
But yeah. Although she doesn't look like a bloated pig in those, she still wasn't much to write home about.
No. 163246
>>156367>>163005It was 2 pm when Suzy has roused herself awake. She licked her lips instinctively and was greeted with the sugary remains from a donut binge the previous night.
Her happiness was shortlived however, when she realized that the weekend had ended, and now she was forced to start her work day.
"Ugh…" Suzy grunted as she rolled over in the sheets.
She would start her day with an episode of Table Flip first, then an unboxing video, before finishing the day with a make-up tutorial.
At this rate she would only get a few lingering hours of relaxation, but sacrifices had to be made.
Gathering all of the strength she could muster, Suzy reluctantly inched herself to the edge of the bed while the sheets fell away from her body, exposing a very bloated stomach.
The donuts had only been her dessert after all, as the previous night was a gallery of glurge with greedy portions of ice cream, fried treats and pizza.
Suzy's bed creaked and groaned as she rose to her feet, stretching as she stood in full.
"I hate Mondays…" Suzy whined, "It's always work, work, work…"
Her fingers soon found a partially finished donut which she shoved into her maw.
"work…
urp…work…"
No. 163312
>>163248It's nice to see a lot of the 'h8 soozy u sexist' comments being down voted on the main subreddit as well, though sad that they still exist.
Oh, you don't like having a third wheel suddenly brought into a series that the hosts have to tiptoe around so that her feeling don't get hurt? You sexist pig!
No. 163315
>>163248I'm really sad that Arin brought Suzy in
I was enjoying the series…and now it's ruined. It's based on knowing the games and being decent at them. And Suzy doesn't meet either of those criteria
No. 163329
>>163139she's so insecure it's laughable. Nobody feels the need to promote how [this] or [that] they are just to seem cool, unless you're a teenager or insecure as fuck. You have an ant-sized channel compared to others, you're terrible at video games and you don't even do any of the things you flaunted yourself to be doing, aka art and modelling. You've gained weight and you
hate it, you're lacking motivation and inspiration for anything in life so you get other people to do it for you, your videos lack technical quality (among other qualities), and you're married to a person who is a screaming manchild on Youtube and potentially just lazy and gross in real life.
It almost makes me feel a bit better about my own fucked up life.
No. 163334
>>163329Absolutely nailed it on the head. Couldn't have said it any better.
I feel like this needs to be sent to her anytime she starts buying her own hype.
No. 163344
>>163339… It's just her normal everyday make up with over eyebrow dots added.
I also don't really understand why she uploads these on her gaming channel
No. 163356
>>163339Oh man that is hilarious - the character she's portraying has a red neck and a white face that are separated by a black line at the jawline.
So rather than draw the black line at the jaw, Suzy has outlined her 'first' chin, so where the jawline 'should' be if it wasn't buried under blubber.
TL;DR - Suzy basically painted all of her excess fat in red and made a diagram of what her face would look like if she wasn't an overweight hog.
No. 163359
>>163343Suzy acts like a 5th grader who says she doesn't hang out with girls because of """""drama""""".
It'd explain why she has no friends outside of GG
No. 163361
>>163339What a huge waste of product. Why would you even paint such a large area with eyeshadow?? Why not buy actual body paint?
Also it really bugs me how many times she says "I'm gonna go ahead…" In this and just about every other tutorial video. That phrase is right up there with "ahmazing!!!!"
No. 163363
>>163360Oh god, most of us grow out of that phase when we get into the real world and see that actually we're not anything special at all. It's sad to see she's still believing that, even if she claims she's matured.
Videogames are a career for some and a hobby for everyone else, stop being a fucking ouroboros and get your head out of your ass Suzy. It's a HOBBY. Good lord.
I never had MGS games growing up and I've only played a little from the remastered collection because I borrowed it from a friend and never managed to finish them on time. I can almost feel the judging she'd give if she knew someone in the preshush wurld doesn't suck MGS' cock.
No. 163364
>>163360>>163359That's so goddamn true it's not funny. That's exactly the kind of girl she reminds me of. The ones that talk about how she can only be friends with guys because girls cause way too much "drama", yet it's blatant that she is the one causing the drama. What other member of Game Grumps do you know that has been part of more controversies than her?
And it's so obvious that she can't stand not being the center of attention and will lie to say whatever makes her more popular. Look no further than the Valentines Day episode with her, Arin, Ross and Holly. The moment Holly talked about how she was picked on and bullied for liking nerdy stuff, Suzy jumps in to say how she was treated the same, despite previously saying all the boys wanted her and how she was popular with everyone. She is so damn fake it's not even funny. And it has now dipped into her being a public figure, where she will say she likes anything as long as it gives her views and money.
No. 163365
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>>163339…
she looks like a goblin
…
No. 163483
>>162385Of course people are using the usual 'if you don't like Suzy, you're sexist!!' strawman, even though many GG fans love Holly and liked her since Ostrich Island.
I'm so sick of the 'if you don't like this thing involving a woman, you're sexist…somehow.' They need to stop.
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No. 163725
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>>163496>MaleficentI was going to make fun of you but I can see where you got that from.
No. 163807
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Suzy bought another wig. Also, we see you trying to hide that triple chin.
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>>163807Her eyebrows bother me so much. She would look so much better with softer and straighter eyebrows. She doesn't have the features to pull off strong eyebrows
(i did this in like two minutes on an app so it's kinda shitty lmao)
No. 163979
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Looks like her and Arin are going to Japan again in October