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nausea by jean-paul sartre
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Damn. You ladies actually read and stuff?? Last time I read anything irl it was when a sheriff served my a court order
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Gonna make some fuckin' hot fudge mother fuckin' sundaes tonight ladies. Or even better, banana splits! With whipped cream and maraschino cherries and I'm gonna make the fudge sauce myself!
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm eating too much granola, but that can't be, right? There's no such thing as "too much granola"… right?
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I wish there was a version of this meme but for women. I want to talk to women with grindsets
I'm on board with all of these ideas but >Video games aren't real life
that's exactly why I play them kek
anyway you just know men who post these don't even follow this advice themselves
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HOW TO HAVE HEALTHY TEETH BLEASE
My dentist is fucking insane. She once got on my chair to reach better some teeth she was trying to clean (literally her body over mine, it was freaking weird). My mom said she did the same with her lmao
She also cut my face with her instrument (dunno what's it called, it's the one that makes noise) when her hand slipped and she never give me enough water to spit all the blood
She also say stuff like "when you gonna get braces?" And then in a different day tell me "you don't need braces", though I'll give her the benefit of the doubt here that I don't actually need braces cus she is diabetic and maybe she was confusing me with my sister.
Besides no sugar and drinking water pretty much exclusively, and basic hygiene, it’s hugely genetic.
Enamel hypoplasia, thick saliva, Bruxism, dry mouth, can all fuck your teeth even if you are perfect when brushing/flossing and never taste sugar.
Don’t fall for marketing retardation like charcoal or bleach in dental products, they just fuck your enamel to look whiter for a week at most but they will yellow permanently when the downtime is exposed cause the enamel been scraped off with charcoal. If it’s being sold to you by some bitch from Instagram you’re a fool to buy it.
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In my area it used to snow by the end of October and now we’re lucky if we see any snow coverage by January.
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i’m not one of those zodiac people but i just compared two birth charts of people i know and they were oddly specific. i know it’s designed to be vague enough to be able to pick out certain “characteristics” in people, but still feels weird when they seem accurate.
this truly is>title drop
..the dumbass thread
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Here you go nonny, meet your blind date!
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I really want some tea, but I'm trying to recover from a UTI and I really shouldn't drink anything but water
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surrogacy is fucking evil
click to play
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My crystal ball said you're all retards and there is no hope. It's $200, you're welcome.
Myers Briggs is just horoscopes for pseudo intellectuals. The test has zero reason to think it’s credible or useful. >>988321
If only they had infinitely better fighting cause that was weak as shit
It’s even more sad when 2 of them have kids and can barely make ends meet with their minimum-wage jobs yet still wanna party and get high.
I just pity them now.
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>>988322>im curious what other personality types are attracted to posting here
Welp, this is a gossip site, there aren't going to be many intuitives around, if anything Lolcow seems to attract a ridiculous amount of Si users (Mainly isfj) judging by how autistic farmers can be about dumbass details in literal pictures, the subtle mini-modding and the way they know everything about the lives of cows, showing superior memory skills.
Anyone saying they're an Intuitive on Lolcow is probaly lying, larping or both, is just statistically impossible even on chill boards like /g/ and /m/
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what are lolcow's thoughts on this scene from blade runner? warning for nudity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfdJYILeRXc
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I've been listening to the Backstreet Boys and the line "Am I sexual" makes me giggle. Sounds like something Tommy Wiseau would say
He hates Stacy.
I hate Stacy.
He hates Cata.
I hate Cata.
I can fix him.
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Anons i need new side pieces they not hitting right fuck men
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Nona's help me out is this really Abigail Shapiro? I thought she was a conservative tradwife, but there are tons of nudes of this woman online. Is this her or am I nuts?
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How do you guys go about casually being female separatists and radfem?
Here are some examples I can think of:
>going to female-only gyms or going to gyms' female-only hours
>asking for female doctors when going to the doctor's office
>reading feminist authors (Andrea Dworkin), watching female-centric movies and shows
>being celibate, if straight, or a lesbian
>do female charity work (helping victims of sex work)
>don't watch porn featuring women, and, if you decide to watch porn, watch porn created by female authors
For multiple reasons, really:
-makeup is made through exploitation
-the makeup industry is mainly male-run and profits from the insecurity of women
-the normalisation of women wearing makeup has made it harder for women who don't wear makeup to get jobs
-women aren't expected to have pours nowadays
Although I can't force you to stop wearing makeup, but consider maybe wearing makeup that doesn't hide your 'flaws' at least (concealer and foundation)?
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I don't understand MBTI shit at all because it all sounds dumb to me but the only reason why I still remember mine was because I share it with Björk kek
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Delivering babies to give away is a sacrifice no man deserves nor will ever understand the depths of. She should have lawyered up when he got psychotic. Ladies guard your womb in every way, from random men who want to Netflix & chill to fags who want to use you as a baby harvest so they can (statistically) probably diddle the kid later.
I understand fags well and can tell you first hand they are even more psychotic than regular men and if it weren't for their lack of legitimate attraction and ties to us I'm sure they'd be killing us more. There's a fag on 90 day fiance who was bawwing and cooing about how sad his life was and how he was gonna marry a woman and live a lie just because he wanted to reproduce so bad, which wasnt seen as evil at all. Just deserving of coddling.
TDLR: fuck faggots, guard your womb, surrogacy is evil, don't hand your biological children into hands of the egomaniac kiddy diddling monsters known as gay men
No man deserves to reproduce. Women should be the ones making this choice. Gay men can adopt but not force women into labor. I fucking despise surrogacy. Men have NO IDEA how many changes to your body pregnancy entails.
Also wtf? why is the girl looking at a hooker? this girl is going to grow up messed up. Fuck these "parents"
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fucking hate this
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I love breaking sexist stereotypes by being a NEET that lives at home and is high 24/7! They said a woman could never do it but here I am!!!
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>mfw I'm talking to a friend and she mentions her polycule
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This actually made me look up the instagram of another
person I know who is in a polycule… or was is the more appropriate term now kek. Her, another chick, and you guessed it- a moid complete with a neckbeard! What would a polycule be without the neckbeard? The post she had proudly declaring it is now gone kek. So much for that.It's unfortunate that within my wider friend circle I know so many people who are into poly relationships but I just smile, nod, and silently judge, waiting for their inevitable break up.
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>>988384>INTP/J are some of the most common personality types on imageboards though>including ~myself~ tehee
Lol you can't prove this, cope harder, I know it makes you seethe to think about the fact you are a boring Sensor but that's the truth, don't be a snowflake, anon, it's okay to be a Sensor, good luck trying to prove a % of the hishest IQ population that advancded society as we know it is browsing imageboards full of some of the dumbest mentally ill people, go back to Reddit where people are going to validate your identity, because everytime someone mentions MBTI, everyone is suddendly an Intuitive for some reason, this phenomenon rings true right now thanks to people like you. Don't you think is strange that even in normie sites people still call themselves Intuitives?, everyone thinks they're some flavor of Intuitive even on twitter kek, the truth is no amount of self-IDing imageboard users are going to change the fact that Intuitives (Specially the ones you mentioned) are a statistical rarity even on the most obscure sites of the internet. This is the dumbass shit thread so talking about mbti is on topic. >inb4 then that means you're a Sensor too anon!!1
lol i don't care, i just dislike pretentious snowflakes thinking they're totes the rarest type ever specially on imageboards, they're dime a dozen
Tinfoil, but I'm starting to think there a similarities between mbtifags and genderspecials, they want to be unique and rare, slap themselves meaningless labels and the weirder these labels are the more valid
their opinions seem to be for their respective communities, just an observation.
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reminded me of this
true, ive gotten ravenclaw every time across 10+ years i take the pottermore test so its at least reliable.
the worst thing about mbti is how transparently obvious the test questions are though? in terms of how they relate to the results. It's like "When you have a problem, do you think logically or do you just feel the andwer?" as if anyone can't tell the test result those answers will give you respectively. So it's entirely how people WANT to think about themselves, rather than anything to do with how they actually are, because it's trivially easy for people to get the test results they want.
did you know that if you actually have the music files on your computer, you can see your actual play count numbers, ie the actual data? rather than the vague fluffing that spotify gives you to make you feel special.
or you could use last.fm which integrates with lots of music players to track playcounts. and not have to wait for daddt spotify to bless you with compliments. wrapped…gag
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I thought this said "match my eyebrow to my sweater" and thought of someone doing ugly sweater designs on their eyebrows. If I could do makeup I would do this
ive been to a couple kink meetings (long time ago) and this is how it is in my midwestern city, except they're uglier and also colossally fat.
but i went to one in nyc once, and while it was mostly this, there were also 3 wall street looking guys in suits sitting on the back just talking to each other only. they were a bit hot but it was kind of creepy. most attractive kink people ive seen though.
what i learned is, kink in the midwest… not even once
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Based, he's so hot, i want to post him in the retarded hornypost thread but they ain't prepared for that
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I fucked a guy that looked like this. He had a tiny dick and stood me up after the second time we had sex. He's fat now but damn. He was the hottest thing I ever touched and I wish I coupe do him now with confidence. I'd fuck him til he was thin and beautiful again lol
AYRT and the person who's instagram I was looking through literally
dresses like the chick on the right, it's not even funny. God why.
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My breast shape makes me feel like I'm always wearing a bullet bra
Obviously but the marketing, the exploitation, and the misogynistic ideals are still there even if you’re totally not like all those other girls.
None of it is supposed to be personal, you’re supposed to think more broadly than just you.
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Today one of my classmates shoved her screen under my nose with a video of an FtM transformation, saying "isn't it amazing? This person became this man, it's magical". A, the FtM just grew facial hair and cut her hair. B, I'm not sure if I'm being probed for being a transphone. I just chose not to react in any way, making a bit of a concerned face at her, until she stopped. I hope she'll be less encouraged to do this to anyone else after that awkward interaction.
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i hate when a band i like has an unnecessarily retarded name. the fact that i have to utter "king gizzard & the lizard wizard" if someone asked what i was listening to revolts me.
thank you so much nonny
, i'm laughing way too much at this stupid cow
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I want at least 127 chicken nuggets right now and a small salad please
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One race, the caucasoid race
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nonas can u sit like this? is it comfortable?
He’s not that
old. Idk there’s something weirdly charming about him that also gives me the vibe that he’s probably an ass irl
Its more comfortable than sitting normally tbh
I worked in my cubicle for years and my shoes were off and feet never touched the floor. legs in various pretzel formations throughout the day
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I either have my two legs up to the side of me (a la Ariana grande my everything cover) or one tucked up near my ass under my other leg. It’s why I don’t like chairs that have the built in armrests, it gets in the way of my fidgety leg placements
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I made a friendship bracelet pattern so we can all be friends
, it's very cute
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A goat spooked me recently and I can not stop thinking about it. You know how they do that vaguely disturbing stare? The stare that penetrates your soul? Well it did that and I stared back dead on and I swear to god it communicated telepathically somehow. I felt it in my head; a warm wave of fuzziness followed by feelings of helplessness.
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Kek maybe you're a vvitch
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I'm such a fucking sucker for proposals and weddings. I don't go out of my way to watch proposals or weddings but if people I'm following post their proposal/wedding videos that shit makes me cry so hard. I love rewatching them, they're so cute. I hope one day I will find a loving gf who will propose to me (or I will propose to her!), and then we will have our wedding in my city's beautiful botanical garden or maybe at a national park if it's allowed.
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My stupid bitch ass started looking at wedding venues for fun and I found one near one of my most beloved places in my state and UGH why did I look lol. I know this place is stupid expensive too.
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>Hmm… tell me, Mr Potter, what would I get if I adhered the aposematic synthetic fibres of a fuchsia wig to a bald human scalp? Oh… you don't know? Nothing? Do you consider yourself too important to prepare for your lessons in advance at Hogwarts Mr Potter? Tut, tut. Clearly fame isn't everything. Very well, then what about… ah yes, answer me this, what would I get if a packet of lumpy silicon was to be slipped unevenly into the misshapen chest cavity of an adult male? No? Still at a loss are we? Pity. I'll give you one last opportunity to prove yourself Mr Potter. What would we achieve, if one was to combine the common female hormone replacement therapy, and all it constitutes, with the endocrine system of an adult wizard?
>You haven't the slightest clue, have you? How extraordinarily pathetic. Take five points from Gryffindor for your outstanding idiocy Mr Potter. Potions is a delicate art, and I expect you to have at least read through the first five pages of your textbook by our next lesson. Now, why don't we ask Ms Granger for the answers seeing as she's obviously so insufferably eager to do so.
>Well… um, you'd get a freak Professor. A disgusting mutant abomination with a revolting gangrenous wound between their legs. My parents used to treat one… his teeth, but oh, well… he always tried to talk to me but… he's in jail now.. for um…
>Ah! Say no more Ms Granger. And please, take fifty points to Gryffindor for the most exemplary tirade against trannies I've had the pleasure of listening to since Potter's mother was still alive. Now to everyone else… write everything you've just heard down."
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Absolutely beautiful. Lolcow really is the best imageboard.
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they should play brothers in a movie before they both get cancelled
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this was my dream last night, no "post your retarded art/photoshops" thread to my knowledge so here
i know but now that I see their resemblance I can't unsee it
those two egos on one set would probably destroy one another and the entire cast and crews psyches
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yes they're both evil but I want to cut my hair like this
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get your anne frank steez on, girl
Is it the vibes or how it looks or something? I've never personally been since it was a bit out of the way for me but I've always wanted to go.>>989880
That's a good idea! Totally forgot about the honeymoon part kek
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kek. which would be a worse reference photo to show my hairdresser? ghislaine or anne frank??>>989896
if she didn't get involved with epstein and had just gone the route of do-nothing heiress who rubbed elbows with the british royal family, girls on tiktok would be worshipping her style rn and calling her an icon
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The worst thing about a new hobby is having to do things over and over again until you learn. So frustrating and tedious.
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>I promised not to bother you again, but I am going to break that promise, just once. It is pretty clear that you are not interested in having anything to do with me, so I have given up hope of that. But I want very badly to know why you won't have anything to do with me. I have had no answer of any kind from you and it bothers me seriously.
>Look- I humble myself before you- something I have never done before anyone in the past and which I don't ever expect to do again. I won't cost you anything to give me an answer, just once.
>It may be that you would never have liked me in any case, but possibly I would have done better if I had been able to approach you properly. I have been such a loner for so long that my social skills (which never amounted to much in the first place) have degenerated into virtual nonexistence. I don't know how to talk to girls, and, what is worse, I am afraid of them.
>You may not have seen it under those shapeless work clothes, but I have a very well-proportioned physique and I am in excellent condition. I have plenty of brains- I am a Harvard graduate and spent 2 years as assistant professor of mathematics at Berkeley. I have a variety of talents, and virtues such as persistence, willpower, and a kind of general ability that has made me unusually competent at many kinds of work from mathematics to post-cutting to elk-hunting.
>I would appreciate it very much if you would answer my question this time, even if your answer can consist of nothing but derogatory statements concerning me.
At 32, Ted Kaczynski wrote this in a letter he sent to a 19-year-old girl he had like two conversations with at work. He had sent her two letters before, which she didn't reply to… He really was such an autist, wasn't he?
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pelé. the queen will live forever just to spite charles
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When a genocidal dictator is a better partner then 90% of scrotes in the world
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>>990037>but I have a very well-proportioned physique and I am in excellent condition
Now now Teddy, let’s not get too zesty here; you look like every other Polish-American boy.
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physically pains me to read posts like this
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Holy shit, kids TV sucks ass these days. Poor little shits.
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Every time I check animefeminist, I kek and cringe more and more. Of course there is also a trans magical girl and trans magical guardian (cause apparently you can be trans enby lmfao), each presented by the same incredibly miserable model
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Is a cartoon rated 1,2/10 really that representative of cartoons for children as a whole though? But it is kinda surprising something like this managed to secure funding
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I’m on my period and I’m crying over this stupid fucking tiktok. Put me out of my misery. https://youtube.com/shorts/X5e4kNAYLWI?feature=share
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Men bitch about the tiniest details of our appearances all day getting the tape measure out on our areolas then do a 180 and fuck midgets, aborigines, fence posts. Their opinions are not to be trusted. She could have been a pop star.
I started watching these weird star sign based tarot readings on youtube lately and my sign is meant to be swimming in love right now… they're all saying the same thing. Love, passion, everyone wants me
Waiting here like… where is it?
>>990411>To show how low I have sunk I bought a new pair of pants the other day just for this expedition. Blue jeans. They are- no, not tight (I haven't sunk that low)- but they are tailored to fit the form much more accurately than the baggy but comfortable work pants I usually wear. They have a nice full-length mirror in the men's room in that library, and with my figure nicely revealed in jeans and T-shirt, I was obliged to conclude that I have a very well-proportioned physique- rugged and sturdy… >Yeah! a regular Apollo. If I was queer, I would fall in love with myself.
, it seems Teddy's already pretty zesty.
Tranny hands typed this.>>990678>my imagination
Exactly. Side piece always has delusions and then get depressed when they realize they didn’t rock his world and change him as a person like some manic pixie dream hoe, but was just a masturbatory vehicle for a cheater. He would have cheated with any one who said yes.
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They're gonna blame feminists for both the show sucking ass and
for it getting cancelled
Im itching to I’ve wanted an unnatural hair color forever>>991014
Yeah, my hair is naturally black and I’ve never dyed it before. I want to dye it green or ashy purple
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Fuck it, I'm finally going to stop being a greasy closeted homunculus and start living out my goal of becoming a handsome dandy butch. I'm getting myself a tailored suit and a nice hat this Christmas.
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YES!!! GO FOR IT ANON!!!!!>>991139
Every male on my area is weirdly pear shaped, they do have very big asses
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Wha-what’s ur type anon,,
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kpop is like a parasitic amoeba, can't believe I deluded myself into thinking sissy asian midgets were attractive
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I have been trying to type up a post expressing how much I love lc and its farmers but I am terrible at expressing how much I appreciate people so I have given up. Anyway, I love you all more than you could know. Lc is irreplaceable to me and I will be very sad when it inevitably goes away one day. I was just thinking back to how old I was when I first found this site and realized it's been around 8 years… It's almost like I grew up here, which might seem pathetic, but I really don't regret any of it. Even though I do have friends and such in real life, those things tend to bring me anxiety and stress but lc has always felt like home.
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I love you too nonnie
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well that's relative
I love you too, nona.>Lc is irreplaceable to me and I will be very sad when it inevitably goes away one day
Be optimistic, we may kick the bucket before lolcow does ♥ As the Kiki banner flashing before my eyes says, the party never ends
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This photo is so iconic. What a superstar.
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me in 40 years. was gonna shoop it with multiple grannies and say lolcow in 40 years. but alas, I am zzz
Kek I second your sentiment. Fuck you for banning me over a trigger
happy anon misunderstanding my post and thinking I'm a retarded twitterfag, not checking my post history and ignoring my appeal and an email that I sent. Truly infuriating
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In the distant future, once transhumanism hits full steam and everyone is able to choose which frankencreature cyber-humanoid they want to be, I am 100% sure that a significant amount of the population will resemble Second Life avatars
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why are they expecting people to start shitting and crying over this monstrosity not being renewed?
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Fuck Robert Pattinson.
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Here since 2016 and I love you bitches sm, through aaall the bullshit. It’s so nostalgic to think about how different I was when I stumbled on here and how far I’ve come since. >>991292
Fuck me I teared up a lil, can’t wait to be old and based.
This is art, me in the black cap>>991306
Kek I got so triggered
when they called me twitterfag in the ban message one time, the slander! But that meant jannys don’t check history usually so it’s whatever.
nonnies really siding with an abusive
scrote just cause he played a vampire over 10 years ago huh…
I like skinny, tall caucasoid men anon(by that I mean not just white guys but anyone with >>989281
features) like >>989281
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I want to fuck this weird, neurotic, pessimistic scrote so fucking bad and I don't even know why.
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How could you hate this sweet little face Nona? ♥
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Not to expose myself as some kind of weird shut in but those are just my laptop screenshots, the actual number of photos I have saved is around 44 thousand lol.
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Time to expose my self, not near your two's power levels but I'm way beyond most normies
though I only keep what I consider useful information and I constantly reorganize my pics
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wtf, does everyone have such coherrent folder sorting? How do you keep it up? I just made like 10 subfolders in each of the big folders (Pictures, Downloads, Documents etc) and then gave up and just saved the rest of the thousands of pictures loosely in the big folders.
Same it looks fun>>991444
Anon can you come over and organise my picture files I'll make you dinner
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hours of organization, usually arrange pics by size and then dump then big tent folders(such as memes and funny pics) after that I sub organize them into "normie memes" "wholeseome memes" as an example>>991478>>991517
Its not much and fairly outdated but if you know any sites that allow me to anonymously dump folders I'd post it
That’s wild to me. I have delete session every month. Having so many pictures make me feel claustrophobic lol. But then again I hoard pdfs and movies I guess.>>991528>organized by size
Why? I’m a by type stacy myself.
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I just have to google women's health for the first time since forever, because I was doing some nude study and I was shocked that some of the models had their clits hanging out of their vagina, like a purple meat string.
Apparently I learned today that some women have their inner labia longer than their outer labia… whatever they mean.
Anons, I've never been afraid of a coochie and now I kinda am. How do you recover from this.
I've never looked at mine from any other direction than downwards and I'm still in shock about different cooch, yeah; and I'm 31
My inner labia is longer than the outer yeah.
Just get used to your pussy anon, even if you don't look at it directly you can still foster a healthy relationship with her by touching her pearl and stuff.
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Spoiler contain literally real photo of a vagina.
Might risk getting banned for posting this, but here's the exact nude model I stumbled upon… I thought of redrawing it for context but I don't think I can replicate Exactly like this (including my confusion)
Is this a clit? Is this a labia?
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my sister posted on her snap story that a video where she's in a mirror maze with flashing red and green neon lights and sandstorm playing in the background and here i am stuck at home writing my thesis…
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Only a few thousand
Lol half joking cause most of those are just screenshots of his quotes, or books and topics I want to look into from his recommendations.>>992095>>992119
Wait I'm not a fag and I don't watch porn and the majority of my folders aren't organized. I do disagree with a lot of what he says I just think he's sometimes really smart and funny, and very cute. out of all the insults I've gotten on lolcow I think the insinuation that I'm a man or a tranny hurts the worst lol
by god im not a petersonfag but as a fag of something I have competition in terms of pictures
deranged visual stans unite
This makes me feel better about my thousands of screenshots of interesting posts and information, I don't save many photos though but have many folders with random themes of things I learned or observed online.
Also not a troon, very much an estrogen infused vagina haver here kek. I don't have any porn saved either, I think excess files is just a symptom of being a nerd and men are more predisposed to nerdery.
really considered coherent organization?? No offense to anon but I would be stressing if I had vague/redundant folder names like 'downloads and shit' 'downloadssss' or key smashing or whatever. I try to have fewer, smaller folders so it's really easy to find things and I don't get overwhelmed by digital clutter.
To be fair I can get really autistic autistic about my folder organization. At one point I made custom icons for literally everything, like every TV show, anime/manga series, character or pairing in my art folder, etc. It looked awesome but took so much time, these days I use pre-made icons and not for every single subfolder.
The dumbness in the thread is way too concentrated right now>I'm a lesbian
They get twisted/pinched in underwear, and there's extra maneuvering to put something inside so you don't rip your lips off.
t. Fat pussy lips
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I want this mug so fucking badly
I have a half outie, so I had that urge as well.
Would really make incels head spin with that one. If I have roast beef on one side and the other is innie, does that make me a half-whore? Guess I had tons of sex on one side of my vagina
ngl barely know what my own pussy looks like, I've looked once or twice in a mirror and it barely left a mental impact on me as to whether it was pretty or not.
idk what meme accounts you're looking at but it sounds like they appeal to coomers kek
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Kek clearly well-adjusted behavior
This passive aggressiveness and obsession to prove you're "sane" is very telling
There might be sane anons in this website, but for sure you aren't one of them
just look at the celebricows threads, tinfoil threads, confession threads, vent threads, unpopular opinions, any fetish related thread, anons who want to fuck pedos, serial killers, and elderly men, scatfags, hostile responses towards normal/innocent posts, the constant infighting and autism over the exact same topics over and over (or sometimes over something incredibly mundane like hand sizes), the fact that many anons admit to being diagnosed with various disorders, the fuckton of ana-chans, etc.
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Do you like Lana Del Rey?
Her early work was a little too "edgy teen" for my taste, but when Ultraviolence came out in 14, she really came into her own, both commercially and artistically. The whole album has a smooth 'jazzy vibe' and a new sheen of consummate professionalism, which really gives the songs a big boost. She's been compared to Marina and the Diamonds, but I think Lana has a darker, more mature lyrical style.
In 2017, Lana released Lust for Life, her most accomplished album. I think the undisputed masterpiece is "When the World Was on Fire We Just Kept Dancing", a song so catchy, most people don't even listen to the lyrics anymore; but they should, because it's not just an allusion to America's current political climate, and the public's general complacency towards it, it's also a personal statement about Lana herself!
You read it wrong. She said she has the outer cover the inner lips but she personally prefers >>991927
You'd be surprised. It really depends on the individual. I once had an upperclassman, super trad religious muslim, and she never once touched or seen her vagina, just occasionally wash it while bathing. Finally went to a doctor when she had a nasty fungal infection just festering there for months.
A bit unrelated but it frustrates me as well when young girls miss their period for months or even years, or have painful PMS, and just kind of let it happen. Despite the overall younger generation being more "sex positive", the amount of socialization of paying attention to your genitals is still the bare minimum
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Behold the two types of males I'm attracted too
you may not like it but this is what either all males should look like
I think sex with my casual guy is a vice. We meet 3x a week or so but every second weekend I stay over and it's just non stop fucking, now the day after i'm sitting with a cold pack over my vag wondering if it'll give me another UTI or infection, because after the 2nd go or so I stop being wet so easily but still have the urge to fuck, and yes we'll use lube, but it can still be rough, because that's what I enjoy. These days I take cranberry pills daily and am currently on a course of pills to re-balance the bacteria in my vag so I stop getting BV constantly. He takes all sorts of precautions for me but I think it is just the frequency, I'm the one who always initiates the 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th round.
And I don't drink alcohol because it's expensive and will harm me physically long term. I don't smoke weed or cigarettes because it's bad for my lungs, I always go to bed on time and try my best to eat healthily. I'm 30 now and my bad habits bite me back these days, but this is one that I think adds so much to my life, and acts as such a release I don't want to stop even if it does my body harm. I love the intimacy and pleasure it gives me, without the stress or commitment of a bf.
Just a thought because I went to pee and it hurt, but I can't tell if it's a UTI or just the micro tears in my vag making everything hurt a bit.
In comparison to other vices, it's not so bad, is it?
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WHY THE FUCK IS THE LEFT SIDE OF MY HAIR CURLIER THAN THE RIGHT?!
The left is 3A while the right is 2B, they could've at least been the same level of curl but no. I hate it. Even when they're wet you can notice the difference.
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One of my favourite boys got a grand version after 4 years of fucking nothing
>b-but why isn't it my ugly bara boy
HAHA maximum schadenfreude, haters can eat my shit, me and my yume artist friends are overjoyed
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So do we just kinda have ED/ANA-chans here right now ?
the ones who treat this place like proana forum and make fun of everyone whose bones don't rattle
Where I live people know they close on Sundays, so on sundays you'll always see a whole bunch of gross items dumped outside their doors.
They even say not to leave stuff outside but people are just so eager to donate lol. It's shit because charities have to pay for waste collection too. You're costing them money.
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Me: I'm not really a fan of pink
Me any time the shiny version of a pokemon is pink: Aww fuck yeah, that's much better
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Photo in question
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I bet it's the same sperg that keeps posting this too.
Idk, I think ignoring pain or missing periods might come from just being dismissed immediately. I've had friends going to doctors because they kept throwing up from period pain, but the doctors said it's normal, it will get better once they're out of puberty, so after getting tired from trying to find help they just said fuck it, popped some pain killers and missed a day or two every month at school. Same with me, irregular period for some years now, but every doctor I've been to says it's just stress and it'll probably regulate itself again. Well, okay then, I know I'm not pregnant and just getting it every other month or so hasn't killed me yet, so if I'm being told it's fine I'm guessing this is my life now.
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I just found out that my (male) ex want's to make an OF account to sell pictures. He's in for a surprise once he realizes that it's going to be only male coomers who subscribe and not women. He's a complete normie so I do feel a bit bad but man… imagine putting your relationship on the line to sell pictures of yourself for 3$
what about lost media where fucked up things happen on air? like that MTV show where girls got sprayed with diarrhea, or that old talkshow where the guest died right on the chair, or those people who drowned in the making of the ten commandments film. and there was an old episode of i think wheel of fortune where one of the contestants was a child molester but no one knew yet until the victim
recognized him on tv (that episode actually got found tho but i'm too lazy to find the link). the NSFL section on lostmedia wiki has some interesting but messed up stuff.
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Its still going to be mostly males though, go to any online female domination space, its 90% scrotes
I think he shouldn't try for the kink market(its already over statured) try marketing himself more as a "misunderstood depressed loner" that might get some attention from girls if that's who he wants as his target audience
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Our Queen is back.
Terven power level is over 9000
Its their own fault really, she tried to be a good ally and make comprises, but no that wasn't enough for them
they had to keep pushing and pushing and eventually trespassed in her house when her kids were still inside and doxxed her, that was likely the last straw for her
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I have to sperg. I hate when men scratch their balls/ass. I was watching a video, and the man in it suddenly said "My balls itch" and then I assume scratched them. Imagine how crazy a woman would sound if she said that out loud, and they do it in public too. Why are their nuts so itchy? Why do they subject people to their genital scratching? Why don't they wash their hands after? Fucking ogres. Stop telling people your disgusting balls itch.
That's brazen and I admire it.>>992718
Literally all night, somewhere between 5-7 hours. And it is exhausting, but also I think the mental buildup to the sleepover and the 1 hour or so of foreplay on me sets me up for a long time. Then it's exercise too which energises me, plus the mixture of fast and slow fucks in different positions makes it varied enough that it doesn't get boring. I feel absolutely worn out by the next day, but it always feels like time well spent.
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I know sometimes anons interact with my dumb posts out of pity or maybe charity but it makes me happy lol. It feels like when you get talked over in a group but someone acknowledged you.
they respond to u because u are funny and interesting nonny
, much love.
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Thinking about that one farmer who had a random scrote who was obsessing over her write and record an entire indie song dedicated to her. Lyrics about her having 'hair like a manga girl' or some shit like that.
I believe she posted about it earlier this year and she even shared an altered recording of the actual song, it was glorious. It still pops into my head sometimes and I wonder how she's doing.
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NTA but this is the post kek
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which outfit are you (from left to right) 1,2,3,4
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why is this 5 hours long wtf
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I watched it all a few weeks ago
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My dad is 5’10.5 and my mum is 5’7… why am I 5’2 while everyone n my family is regular height
5 feet, a foot is 12 inches. so she's 62 inches>>993178
maybe she smoked when she was pregnant with you
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I don't know why but this thumbnail is so funny to me
Emilia Clarke spends most of the movie very depressed, not coping, and constantly fucking everything up and burning all her bridges, failing at everything. She meets this guy who really understands, is kind to her, and she starts to feel a bit better. But because they telegraph the twist so hard you know it's eventually going to be ripped away from her. There's also this scene where the doctor tells her mother (who also has depression) that there are no more meds they can try and she's just going to have to live with it which kind of bummed me out. There's a happy ending, but it's pretty abrupt and doesn't feel earnt (the mother's chronic depression is cured via montage sequence, for example).
I have pretty bad depression and ADD (sorry 4 oversharing) and I'm really struggling at the moment with finals at university and Christmas and all. I saw a lot of myself in the heroine's constant fuckups (even though I don't drink and sleep around and stuff), and it made me wish I had someone who understood me like that guy understood her. When my parents asked me what I thought of the movie I said it felt unrealistic that the heroine turned things around so quickly, and they said it was realistic because she stopped being selfish and once someone stops being selfish they become happy, which made me sad.
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She is troon allegory
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She's a Llama who wants to be a human girl so bad she convinced herself that people don't see her true self™>Aww. I don't want to make a fuss, but, well, why do I have to look different from other girls? My words, and my heart, are all the same as those of a normal person!>Even seeing my outward form, you're still willing to see me as a normal girl! Using your heart to understand someone on the inside
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In the otome/bl game thread on 4chan, occasionally the anons will post about their story ideas in autistic detail that shows their obvious passion for the niche genre and you'd get drawfags who deliver based off anon's descriptions of the characters.
I enjoy threads like that so much, collaborative efforts of people who are passionate about the same thing like that seem so fun. However, trying to make a thread like that would never pan out well. On 4chan, it would lead to retarded infighting and derailing if one or two drawfags get too much attention, or people start twisting this sharing of ideas into begging for free art and the whole thread goes to shit. On lolcow, the thread would be dead as fuck or the entire thread is super hugboxy and there would be no autistic tier hilariously nitpicky critical analysis of other anon's stories/kek worthy posts to look forward to (just look at the draw my oc or rate my art threads on /m/ to get a feel of what I mean).
I think in general I just miss when people would have genuine debates and discussions on the internet without resorting to retarded canned snarky one-liner comebacks that are both unconstructive and unfunny, or trying to compensate for the other shitty people on the internet by trying too hard to be ""wholesome"" and nice about everything. The internet was a lot more sincere back then. Now everything is so irony poisoned and insincere. There's no heart! There's no heart anymore! Thanks for reading my extreme autism.
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When men say we deserve all she shit about trans athletes competing with women, then I say men deserve pic related
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Friend said that he might move to a different country soon. Idk why but it made me really sad, which is stupid because we don't live in the same town and are 2h drive away, haven't seen him in more than a year too. We're in europe so it's not like he's leaving the continent, he'd just live 9h away instead of 2.
I think my stupid pms brain is just looking for any reason to be sad.
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Guy at work that's always negging me and talking shit about me was asking about my new profile picture, saying my old one looked rough and asking if my new one was "really me" and saying it's not this work profile isn't "THAT kinda profile"
He got called out by another guy, saying "I think he likes your new picture! He just won't say 'nice pic'" I'm howling
What the fuck>>993779
It's not pms it's normal, I felt the same when countless of my friends went abroad even though we saw each other like twice a year for a coffee.
You need to recalibrate your worldview accordingly. There is now one less ally in vicinity. It's no small thing.
Kek anon, he is already my ex fiance and we broke up like 5 years ago, don't think that work>>993791
Aw, thank you, good to know it's normal
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Use this for your pasta, nonnie
, it’s delicious.
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anyone wants to rp with me ? I will start. So I come into your room, you are at your computer and wondering what this deranged women is doing, I start to sing my harvest song and proceed to collect your precious mushroom on your wall, how do you react ?
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Glad to see my foot fungi have germinated onto my wall. In due time my entire house will be mushroom. However you are not allowed to collect without permission, as I motion to the hello kitty kitana hanging above my computer.
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I miss Lolcow Inn. I liked reading the posts there. The greatest things never last very long.
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N-nani?? W-why are harvesting my precious wall shrooms?! There's some perfectly good ones in the toilet we can grill up!
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Kinda reminds me of my gpu
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i'm almost scared to ask how…i understand a single tiny one forming inside something but these..
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When I went to and from high school I would recite digits of the square root of 2 and I used to know more but I forgot some, I am going to memorize them again because I hope it will relax me because I feel stupid retarded scared of everything. Right now I know this much: 1.4142135623730950488016887242096 and I will not memorize pi instead because everyone thinks pi is oooo cool math number fuck that I like the square root of 2 better.
I was thinking like imagine, you and the squad enjoying a day in London right, and you get the train there and leave the same day. On holiday, or because there’s something you need that can only be bought in London, or to go for an x ray. You have until about 8:00am until 8:00pm, and there’s so much to do, but it’s such a busy place. It’s chaos. So you get a drink, like some milk at a bar to replenish, but only once because of the cost, and then you have to shoo in half an hour, if there’s a seat. The toilets are a little gross and you can’t relax there.
Here’s my proposal. What if there were rooms instead where you can just relax. Two quid and you can sit in a quiet corner, there’s tea, water, a loo and some books and beanbags. An area to get out your packed lunch, your beef sandwiches and pears, and eat, if you’re saving money. Like a day hotel. Or a sixth form common room. I think that’s a good idea, but would any of you use it?
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me and nonnie
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cup i found at target today
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Here you go, anon. Multiple cakes in a variety of flavors just for you.
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look at it all chocolatey COME ON SOMEONE
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I don't know which cake is ur fave nonny
so I brought you a small selection.
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Getting banned off 4chan because scrotes can't handle the heat when you point out how pathetic white men are and they have a sperg out across five boards. The jokes write themselves
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another day spend avoiding going to my terrible course where we learn NOTHING and feeling like shit crying in bed with the only difference that TODAY I finally wrote a summary of that totally not self-insert sci-fi story I have in my head for months where the sci-fi medical part is a metaphor about my mento illness.
I'm not even a "writer" and I don't think I have the skill to write even a small decent story out of it but at least I somewhat got it out of my head
Maybe I'm misunderstanding you, but I felt your reaction was like:>all meat is murder>"b-but muh free range chicken!!!"
however women enjoying whatever actor (with a supposed good track record) and his movies (often illegally downloaded) doesn't contribute to his potential raping, abusing and all around predatory behavior hidden from public eyes. They are mostly risking harming themselves when the man they Stan for years turns out to be a piece of shit.
Sorry if I'm reading too far into your words.not a vegan/vegetarian btw
I don’t care about more cash grabs but as long as JK Rowling keeps getting her royalties.>>994670
Literally most of the world loves and consumes Harry Potter. American white troons will make zero difference with their pathetic attempt at boycotting. I know for a fact libshit autists still hate-watch and enjoy HP on the down low kek
I think this is just an anxious flareup, but I think at least some of you have thought this before.
A decade ago, when I was 20 or so, I sent my online bf (kek) nudes. I was a little cautious and never showed my face, but I mean with the background of my bedroom and him having pictures of my face in the same place you could put 1 and 1 together. At the time I asked him to delete any nudes I sent him after he had his wank, and when I asked him to do this we were in a good place, so I trusted him and he'd gladly do as I asked afaik, in addition to the fact he was a terrible liar, even over text.
So up until now I think eh he probably deleted them, certainly never spread them around, but also…what if? What if he did? I was obviously a much more optimistic person towards scrotes in those days, now I can't help but wonder. How do you get over the possibility your nudes could be out there? I don't want to ask him or go looking for them, obviously. I feel like that would just fuel my anxiety.
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It's probably gone. Don't think about it. But I wouldn't send any more, even if they marry you. Straight men are secondary homosexuals and like to make other men cum to pics of their women. They will put more effort into it than making their actual girl cum. Stupid faggots.
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Heh, you people have crushes still? I am spiritually deceased. The only crushing that occasionally consumes my thoughts is good old CBT.
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I'm all alone in my dorm and I just heard some loud ass sneeze sound
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I'm NEET and my life's purpose is to secure that post. When the hour is nigh, I need all of you to courteously stfu so I can claim it with clever text and imagery. If I do not claim this millionth post, and it is instead snatched by some unaware imbecile in the celebricows thread going "huhuhu Billie a FAT", I will cyber genocide all of you.
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You can have the 1000000th post, I want the 999999th one
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happy monkey smoothie
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This reminds me that I love those puffy baby food snacks that melt in your mouth. Inb4 diaper wearing schizoid autist ddlg ED bpd chan
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Komaeda for 1 millionth!
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They all are but it's pretty easy to feel how deep they're in once you have a feel for the degenerate. Anything choking, dick slappling, anal fetish, thigh high slipping out while talking about fantasy( … and the list is fucking long) and you know they're cooming on the daily.
I wish I had this secret knowledge when I was younger, I would have avoided some real fucking creeps.
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This is so fuckinf funny I love 4chan
Do you also love being a sociopath?
You sound underage.
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Nobody goes unnoticed by the typo ranger
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I don’t need the sonic totem, I know I got this job in a bag.
, good for you!
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how do you do fellow Cyclers?
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Imagine thinking men writing this shit for other men is somehow a feminist issue
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TBH I wish women had Naru's strenght and superpower of sending scrote straight into galaxy. Rape virtually wouldn't exist. Scrotes would pee their pants.
Fr, why are they bothering us
when is other men creating this type of media/tropes? everything but calling out moids i guess>>995595
I love this gif sm, kick him harder sis!!
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Those gifs hit different when you are tired of men's shit. Too bad she gets together with him in the end. I guess at least the kendo girl (resembling manga Rei Hino a lot) doesn't.
Also>We've made it not only necessary but acceptable for women to make the first move, shaking up outdated gender norms.
This sounds cringe and stupid.
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A guy being 7 years older means he's had 7 more years to get his shit together and will hopefully die sooner if you marry him
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Just remembered this show exists and that I watched the entire thing when I was 13. I'm seriously considering rewatching it kek
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I want this top
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A guy had written on his tinder profile that he's vaccinated so I decided to open with "so are you magnetic because of the vaccine or is it just your personality?" and he never replied. Please tell me I'm funny nonas, because I thought it was.
This reminds me of when my mom had cancer and the only companies linking up with the hospital to throw events for those women.. cosmetic brands teaching you make up tips hoping you'd buy their brow pencils in return.. coz you have no brows from cancer. Profit! One of the leaflets they sent her home with talked about being sexy mid cancer.. I think you can put that on hold til the chemo is over and your mastectomy scar isnt freshly healing. The drugs were rushing her through menopause. It was too soon for that shit. At the same time I had a hair pulling problem.. cause my mom was near death and I was anxious. I couldn't care that I also had no brows and never drew them in. She never did hers. She went to the event just wanting to talk to other women in her position. It sounded like none of them really cared about brow lessons. Put group therapy above free eyebrow classes. 'Looking good, feeling good' oh stfu. Men aren't made to worry about staying sexy when they're facing a deadly disease.
That turned into a vent.
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Stuff like this warms my cold butch heart
Plush when they have diapers on or lil plush pacifiers in their mouths, bibs etc. This is so out of character for me tho? Repress, repress!
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I want to start a mukbang channel so bad. But instead of gorging down fatty fast food and chewing into a microphone, I want to film myself cooking and then eating or mixing drinks, all while ranting nonstop about how god fucking awful men are.
Aww that's so cute anon>>995849
I'll mod your comment section kek
I will always give you likes, subscribes, comments and shares, nonnie
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This girl is so cool. Her father is a tattoo artist and until recently she was practicing with a tattoo machine under his supervision (I think now she practices on silicone). I think she had to stop because it was illegal or something?? Since she’s so young (just turned 13). She frequently draws and does really cool designs (lots of cats) and it makes me so happy to see her parents really embracing her artistic endeavors. She currently uses a lot of fake/temp tattoos or just draws on herself/other people with marker or something. I’m excited to see what she’ll do in the future!
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everytime wikipedia ask for some fuckin bread. just makes me wanna jet off this rock
She's cool but I too could be a cool tattoo designer girl if my parents were tattoo artists that let me learn about it
And if my parents were fashion designers that let me have access to all their industry contacts I could be a fashion designer
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>>995957>omg check out this awesome artist!>so cool totally banned >no examples of impressive work
lolcow is on its last legs and waiting for the ol yeller treatment. you could try on reddit to get more promo traction
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I want rice
I got rice
Get it? L-Like “nice”
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I like to think the nice middle aged lady doing my ultrasound didn't go home and immediately start whacking it to womb tattoo hentai.>>996200
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what she was referring to. She just kind of dropped it on me and moved on, so I don't know how severe it is or anything.
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No offence to anyone ITT who happens to have a unicorn uterus, but this is an NPC from the white desert in Yume Nikki.
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thnking about how this truly is a good 85% of young-ish men now… i'd be so embarrassed if i were them
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Rat pencil case anon, where art thou? I think about that post everyday. Hope you are okay
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Every time my friend and I hang out we watch the entirety of Hamilton. It’s happened four fucking times now, and we’re still not tired of it. Is this true friendship, god?
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I love slice of life mangas about girls doing stupid shit (as much as that niche attracts scrotes). I feel like I could draw a few really funny 4komas from anons' interactions sometimes. Maybe I should try.
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You know, in 20-30 years it’s probably going to be really hard for western governments to find spies and undercover agents, because every person born in the past 5 years already has an internet footprint thanks to helicopter parents who compulsively over share on social media. How the hell can you create a cover for someone to plant in an enemy rulers inner circle when all it’s gonna take to blow their cover is some government egghead using face tracking software to find the photos of them at their college graduation on their moms Facebook?
Tbh China and Russia are probably farming spies rn, like raising kids at boarding schools with no internet or social media exposure so that they can plant them wherever they want as adults without their covers being blown.
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Good morning Sirs
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Goot morning madam
I fucking hate it so much, especially when someone twists your words and you end up being dogpiled. Also when anons either have no arguments left or just get triggered
and start projecting on you some horrible amalgamation of everything they hate: zoomer-coomer-neet-nlog-neglectful dog owner-fundie-newfag-twitterfag and God knows what else, even though it has nothing to do with your post. Infuriating, even though it's transparent that they are doing it because they cannot accept nuance (i.e. someone coming from a similar background, but seeing a matter in the opposite way) and need to feel superior to the person disagreeing with them.>>996420
OMFG imagine being outed as a farmer due to your rat taxidermy pencil case
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Given how hyperrealistic AI programs are it might only be a matter of time before countries start producing artificial people from nothing and then raising them to resemble humans. Then you wouldn't even need to snatch random kids off the street or grow test tube babies
I've thought about this way too much
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Is it a riff on those scam gift card sites that you get from redirects on your phone?
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What do you guys will happen to books in the future? Will paper-based ones cease to exist and will be only found in museums? Will they be superseded by ebooks for the sake of conserving trees?
Books are of least concern
We should be focusing on useless packaging and cheap shein clothes that end up in landfills
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this is me nowadays. I fucking hate everyone
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Yass queen, stomp around and turn the unworthy into poop
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I get way too stoned off legal weed and come here and just type the most inane shit and admin just lets me and i think that's something very wonderful باركك الله.
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And she looks like an actual bimbofied Shayna
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I finally watched Arcane a couple days ago, and the Worlds 2021 music video was so good JID's verse is under-rated. The Zaun set was amazing. The last time I played League was a couple months ago, and now I kinda want to pick it back up again. I'm glad they made Vi into a hottie and got rid of those weird rattails on the back of her head, picrel. She and Ekko are the love of my life now.
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would you wear it in public
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HE HAS TONKA TRUCKS IN HIS ROOM, and uses the term "alpha"
autistic /pol/fag confirmed
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I just like it
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So if Sanrio girls tend to be unstable, bpd-chans, what's the tea on Moomin girls?
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It isn't, it's a medical diagram of a defect called a unicornuate uterus, where only one half of a girl's uterus forms. Sometimes there's like a separate mini uterus off at the side, which is what's going on in that picture. It just reminded me a lot of the white desert.
I love that game, but I remember crying because of how lonely it is.
First of all, that dress he picked out for her was grey, not fucking green john you fucking idiot.
His ""dominance"" is so performative, with little figurines and trucks at his desk kek. What a fucking stereotype.
Hilarious watching her squirm when the friend comments that him fucking other women isn't exactly traditional. What's in it for her? Is it a deep seeded kink?
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3 days. 'you should sleep with married men' anon has been repeating (her?)self for 3 days now. We may just never get the relationship advice thread back to what it once was. They're never going to stop.
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Same. >I'm using logic… you guise are all using emotion… and everyone knows emotion has no place in relationships, amirite?
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I'm feeling so lonely I'm starting to fantasize on the least ugly dude at work. Why are pretty men so rare.
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This lady is super punchable to me and that's weird, because I'm not someone who usually experiences really strong, negative, superficial reactions; but when I found out Rob Schneider is her dad I kinda felt less bad because I feel the same way about him. It's weird that punchability is a heritable trait.
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Was at Disneyland yesterday and Jesus fucking Christ why are all their employees literal landwhales? We’re not talking overweight or obese. No. These fuckers are easily 500+. There was one working in the candy shop on Main Street (the jokes write themselves) and she took up half the entry way. If you’re not familiar, picrel is the entryway. How do you work at a place where you wouldn’t even be able to ride the rides?
I've never seen a landwhale who was a cast member before. maybe op is referring to general workers?
Also a good chunk of people in the US are overweight, so it's likely that fatties would make up a margin of your workers statistically
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Seems like a good idea, but then some scrotes would be into that. Soon no man would be able to cum without seeing this mfer.
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hehehe. im ready to do it. but I guarantee the jumpscare vids would be taken down at lightspeed while the cp and drugged rape porn stays up. I wish I could jumpscare every male on earth watching porn right now and give them a heart attack and make them die in their own excrement.
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i made everybody dessert
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The golden age for the USA was not the 50s but the 90s and there is absolutely nothing you can say against it that is correct.