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Cheers!
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Time to make mojitos with mint from the garden
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Hi I’m drunk anon who always posts gifs of Ricky
Enjoy
No. 856060
>>855759bless u
nonnie i am here for the Ricky gifs
No. 862073
You guys also have shows that
trigger your alcoholism?? I was rewatching Sharp Objects tonight and holy shit does it make me want to drink because Amy Adams is constantly drinking and they direct it so enticingly, the sound editing for the swish of liquid and the clink of ice, setting everything in a dim luxurious house, etc. Not trying to take the blame off myself mind, just studying what
triggers me. Kind of like how bad Mad Men was for people trying to quit smoking
>>861825For what it’s worth I’m glad you didn’t hurt yourself tonight
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>>861825Be safe and please don't hurt yourself, anonita.
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Drinking gin and ignoring commissions even though I really need the money. How are you doing fellow anons?
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paid a stupid amount for fish n chips delivery for the second night in a row, living my best life uwu
No. 889181
>>889172KEKKKKK sorry
nonny, you got pwned
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i'm drunk out of my mind right now but like i made an autistic piefce of fanart for one of the threads in /snow/ i'm boutta get sat on by a janny i hope she enjoys it
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I used almond milk as a mixer tonight….. lolcow what are your personal lows
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Haven't drunk in a week because was taking meds + had to fix my sleeping pattern but now that it's more or less normalized I'm drinking away my sorrow over my closest male friend transitioning
>>900665Gin and water. Literally just water
No. 905251
>>905111That’s weird that it made you sick. Was it the sweetness of the DP maybe? I can’t do sugared soft drinks because they make me feel awful… but diet/zeros are fair game lol
>>905117Have you tried mixing Disaronno and DP? Diet Dr Pepper and that blend well. But since Disaronno isn’t that high in ABV, I’ll add a splash of rum or whiskey to if.
No. 912167
>>912157Ugh I'm already there. But you have a good point.
On the other hand, a song called 'Champagne' just came on my super random shuffle radio, so it may be a sign I should have more…
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>maple pear
Tastes like beer with sugar free syrup poured in it, makes me wanna puke
>Toasted marshmallow
Evil substance
>Apple crisp
The ghost of a hard cider back for revenge, terrible
>Pumpkin spice
Actually good I would buy a 12 pack of it
No. 935348
>>935305Maple Pear was gross. Everything else was pretty good though. I actually enjoyed the toasted marshmallow.
They all taste pretty similar to me though, except for shitty maple pear.
No. 943881
drfinkinf always makes me feel so like…. carefree and happy, like back to the basics/ true essence of my true self, if thiat makes any sense???? like ok, i am a "lightweight" like i rarely drink just because 90% of time i do it socially and well, i just moved to a new city so… antisocial atm, and my bf doesn't drink at all. but every now and then i'll like make a litttle drink for myself as a treat and it's like the night-time version of…. idk…. taking my antidepressant/ ADHD med/ having that with my morning coffee? like fuck i wish it wasn't addictive nd bad for you and all that jazz, because it's such a nice sunny little fleeting feeling for me. my moods when i drink are never bad, it's either fun party karaoke hype girl friend, super romantic, or like reminiscent self-indulgent nostalgia but sweet instead of sad, ORrrr it's what i am right now which is. distinctly like… extremely creative and seeing all my ideas and projects more clearly and freely and feeling like i actually almost have the energy to actyually get them done for once. i hve one little vodka/ bubly soda mix and all of the sudden after a whloe day of feeling fatigued, i want to relearn guitar and clean the entire house and dance around to fun music and exercise more often and pull out oldcanvases and make art and call up all my girlfriends who are far away that i miss to say i miss them, like all at once. the only thing that ever sucks for me is the comedown/ hangover so i hope i don't get that, i took some charcoal to counteract it cuz i haven't had a drink in like. three months lol. and i do want to actually feel decent tomorrow.
idk if ANY of tht makes any sense but like idk does anyone GET what i mean kind of???? i wish i could feel this like, free of inhibitions and wistful and hopeful and goofy and young and energetic ALL THE TIME without being on a fucking substance. sign me tf up for whatever medication emulates that successfully in a non-addictive way because that shit will be the future
No. 943890
>>943883woah it's crazy that you mention that, I was just reminded of that option the other day. like a year ago I was sent articles on studies that microdosing mushrooms can help with depression and other mental illnesses/ executive function which i particularl;y struggle wth, i hear pretty much nothing but good things but i've never tried them before and the last time i was on a drug substance that wasn't alcohol was super scary and traumatic for me because i felt out of my own body/ out of control of the situation, so i'm a little hesitant. but since they're natural and i know you can research like, what the right type and dosage would work best for you, it seems more controllable. thanks! i'm in the states so i doubt you can get it easily here, but i'm sure it's nothing a little research can't solve. kinda want to convnce my bf to do it with me, since we both struggle with like the same exact mental health issues.
if you don't mind me asking, do you take them regularly ordid you just do them a few times/ what were your experiences like?
No. 943897
>>943890I've used them about six times, I put a couple months in between bigger doses. You kind of have to put a good amount of time between large doses because your tolerance goes up even after only one use, so if you were to use large doses in succession they would be less effective. The most I've done is 3 grams and I always make them into a tea because it's easier to consume. You may or may not feel a slight nausea after first taking them but it will for sure go away in a short time. I've never had any crazy hallucinations (don't wanna either) but it does make colors brighter and it does fun things with shadows. I have star and moon stickers on my wall and when I take shrooms they wiggle back and forth.
I know it sounds a little dumb but I've never felt more free than when I'm high on shrooms other than when I was a kid. I feel very creative and expressive and excited to be alive. I feel powerful, but not in a delusional way, more like "I'm in control of me and I love me". Always do them when you're with someone, I do them with my husband. And only take a large dose if you're both feeling in good spirits to avoid any anxiety. If I feel a little off, I don't take any and save them for another week.
Microdosing is a lot different and my mother has experience with that. She used to have panic attacks at work because we worked at this super busy little cafe making the food, but after she started microdosing she seemed so much more calm and confident.
Absolutely do lots of independent research. I bet there are states where it's legal/decriminalized where you can get yourself some. Hope this helps anon!
No. 943913
>>943897thank you, that does help a lot! that feeling you're describing is literally my goal, and it's similar to how i felt tonight/ how i feel when i've had a drink with friends, that sort of released inhibitions, confident but also pure/ almost innocent form of happiness. my swiss cheese brain doesn't allow me to feel that on a regular enough basis so this might be a viable solution for me if i can figure out how to do it. which is completely new to me, because i've never been one to like "source" weed and other drugs like some of my friends do, i've always been the friend that literally doesn't seek out or take anything unless i'm with a friend who smokes. plus weed is fifty fifty between semi-okay good vibes and making me have borderline panic attacks, so i'd rather not fuck with that as a solution either
but anyway, i'll look into it, ive found a couple of interesting threads on mushroom subreddits already. one random thing that comes to mind is that i am pretty sensitive to certain allergen families (like mold/pollen), but i mean i'm sure if i can handle fermented stuff like kombucha and a few muchrooms in my salad without breaking out, i should be fine if i'm careful. it's funny though, i almost deleted my first comment out of embarrassment but i'm glad i didn't. who knew that shitposting to lolcow at 3am would end up being so helpful!
No. 949008
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i'm drunk for the first time in like 6 months… feels nice and silly rn but i know i'll feel shitty in the morning. i made a promise to myself to only drink w ppl i trust (family, bff) and my bff and i went to a halloween event so we got shwasted. honestly i dislike the feeling of being drunk or tipsy while alone mostly bcus i get horny . i need funny videos rn
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sister dropped off a pitcher of sangria so i'm having me a grand ole tuesday night
>>949008really the worst part of being drunk alone is the horniness
No. 954892
>>954192I'm three coolers in and having a fabulous time just ride the wave
nonnie <3
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what the FUCK is up!!! I know there's at least one other eurofag drunk at a Halloween party rn come on
No. 955968
>>955929hi queen happy halloween
the gender koreaboo is actually nice I feel bad for calling her that
anyway I'm wearing a corset that's uncomfortable as fuck, all you fashion history and cosplay bitches lied to me, they ARE painful smh
No. 956163
>>956160Hah, hope you had a good night,
nonnie.
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drank three bottles of sapporo. do i go for four? lolcow decides
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i'm an alchemist. i'm the universe. i am god and she has been let out of the hamster cage. i'm kidding of course, until i'm not, i'm just combining alcohol, kratom, and nicotine together until i can feel an emotion. this is harm reduction.
No. 968459
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i bought myself a fuckton o breadsticks and theyre on their way and i skipped work today so im actually not falling asleep in the middle of netflix and im alone and that feels good
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i just want to kiss somebody
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Remember to drink enough when drinking, please take care anons.I love you.
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I’m at my first party in monthssssssss and couldn’t be happier to be here. Last time I got drunk was in front of my coworkers at our Xmas party so I still had to restrain myself and it feels so good to cut loose with my friends again. Can’t fucking wait to go clubbing after this.
Unrelated meme picrel to show love to my fellow wino nonnies
No. 992165
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>>85476221st birthday tomorrow, may a nona get your best recommendations for a nice buzz? Something sweet and fruity? Chocolatey? Should I try liquor chocolates?
No. 992169
>>992165I was obsessed with Malibu + pineapple and peach juice at that age. I didn't really like deeper flavors like dry wine and whiskey until I was like 24… then again I didn't drink until I was 21.
HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY NONNA
No. 992276
>>992165Ask for a chocolate cake shot!!! So yummy and if anything it’s super easy to make yourself.
Def look up some drinks before hand but some good basics to try would be like a Moscow mule, French 75 (ehh that one has champagne so use discretion), Cosmopolitan or White Russian (kind of hard to get at bars bc it involves milk). Majority of the time your bartender should be skilled enough that if you give them just “fruity” and “sweet” they should be able to make you something good.
Happy birfday btw!!
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>>1004291nonners gang rise up
No. 1004858
>>1004720I ate my fair share of hair so I got my gift from Winterman
>>1004778I only get like that with bacardi superior everything else gives me whiskey clit
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Havent had a drink since the summer, I'm drinking beer alone on new years and I have no tolerence for it anymore, woop
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THe state of my skelly ass after 6 champagne glasses letsgooo, happy new year tw toxic abuse valid triggered nonny victim
No. 1011456
>>1011452triggered,
nonnie.
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No. 1011589
>>1011582cheers
nonnie! i listened to this song this morning while at work as well as sweetest perfection and enjoy the silence
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>>1011637The slayification of an anonnita
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Nona from
>>992165 reporting back in. Didn't get to enjoy my b-day how I wanted to but today was finally the day. Had a glass of Strawberry Malibu with sparkling water, a 1/4 of cup of orange sangria and 1/4th of a Margarita. All I got was a headache, warm cheeks and tingly legs even 4 hours later. Am I that powerful? I must go stronger.
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I just had an unexpected shit day so I treated myself a beer and im feeling so glee while also having to decide whether I can drive to the store drunk right now. Ah. Fuck my life. I just want to restock my snacks. Can I just order snacks instead. Whew. Fuck my life. Fuck coping.
No. 1019870
>>1019833heueue im back and putting cucumbers on my eyes bc theyre so puffy from excessive crying from both my internal sadness and from the movie I was watching while drunk.
I needed this so bad wheeew cucumbers feel good on my face rn
No. 1021730
>>1019870I drank with spaghetti dinner but i have low tolerance oopsie
I wish i could stop you crying non non
I hope you wake up and feel better
Sleeping after a good cry is always top quality
No. 1030923
>>1030161Samefag, it’s almost 4pm and I’m getting drunk agaaaaaain hello bender! I have hours before my bf gets home from work so I will be posting in
many threads and I’m sorry in advance.
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>>1037799That's too bad. Drunken fast food really is the best. I was probably partying the most when I lived in the Netherlands, and they had these outdoor walls of fried food with little doors. These were like an oasis when your wandering down the street at 3am, drunk and hungry after leaving the clubs.
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Im a little tipsy ayyyy waking up early for work tmoz but ugh It feels good, I just wanna marinate in the buzz.
No. 1042399
>>1038442this is
amazing I've never seen or heard of this shit in my life
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>>1042404Aw anon, I wish I could visit and support your cafe. You can do it!! This anon believes in you!
No. 1063453
>>1030161Update: it
triggered a relapse kek been drunk almost every day since this post & am hiccuping drunk at 5pm right now
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No. 1077197
>>1077028Mine is Garibaldi cocktail (campari+orange juice). Perfect balance between bitter, sweet, and sour.
I never tried makgeolli, sounds delicious
No. 1077634
>>1077028I'm addicted to soju, lately, it's super sweet like wine but small and easy to drink. My other favorite alcohol are: mojitos, bacardi limon and cokes, white cherry white claws, coors light, bud light lime, most hard ciders (woodchuck, blake's, & strongbow have the best flavor), and fireball if I'm feeling frisky
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im drunk either im gonna post a lot and be annoying or pass out good luck everyone
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Drinking in the tub y/n?
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having just a little mango vodka w a touch of passionfruit juice before the gym, hoping i'll start feeling good enough to actually want to go tbh
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No. 1099399
>>1099382Based anon
White or Rose wine>>>red
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>>1112781same but idk how to play? i wish i could fulfill your wishes fellow drunk anon
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is this strong or am i too weak nonitas? cheers anyway
No. 1127529
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sweet tea vodka mixed with more tea in the literal morning, planning on being tipsy all day while working (from home). fuck it all nonnies
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I had one of these yesterday. Planning to get another one today
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>>1127538good for you, anon. enjoy your friday! what are you having?
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THANK YOU to the anon who recommended these, I made a stop on the walk home to get one because I knew I had seen them before and you are so right, they're delicious and strong
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watermelon vodka and melon juice, bitches!!! hope you guys are all having a lovely time. i'm supposed to call my friends but i'm not feeling it and just want to bask in my buzz
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My job recently went from 8am-4pm to 11pm-7am recently so it screws up my dinner/drinking plans. Or just weekends in general. Like now I can't invite friends over to chill and cook, nor spend time with my bunnies like usual.
So what is my crazy ass gonna do? Stop?! Nah. Having some rum with pineapple juice, then a small bowl as a "nightcap". Get a decent buzz, then hopefully sleep through the sun and heat.
I will still enjoy my life to the fullest! We all just gotta adapt, stay responsible, mind your business (for the most part – we are on this website after all lmao).
Anyway yeah, a tad tipsy. Love you guys. Be safe out there, especially when drinking!
PS A photo of the neighbourhood sky
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I'm about to drop out of university and none of my friends are responding to my texts. Who want to be my girl best friend now I'm all alone and have zero career prospects
No. 1190707
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drank a few el topo chicos and I just wanna say even when nonnys act autistically or tell me to kill myself I still love this site and every LADY on it (lurking scrotes die)
No. 1208837
>>1196921HEEEEEEYYYUYY
TRULLYYYSSS r the worst but they r SO good
My bfs mom loves to get me drunk bc I love on her for what a great son she produced
Weird shit
Still good
Let's love and vibes anon
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>>1239505I love you too anon, things are scary right now but we’ll make it through it all even if it has to be through sheer spite. we’re in it together, this truly (the drink) is for you too
No. 1239553
>>1239520I'm the one you replied too
I don't have friends or literally any social media
so when I get real drunk sometimes I'll be like "I'm gonna take a selfish and delete ot because nobody cares'
No joke I have hair loss now
Or the Grey's idk
I'm so mad
No. 1240672
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Having a few beers even though I'm broke and probably shouldn't have spent any money of them.
The world is shit if you're a woman but all I want is to fall asleep and be held in a cute girls arms.
Pic related is for every girl on this whole board
No. 1240677
>>1240672I love this pic, I looked left first and Im still sober. Ill cuddle you nonna!
Slainte to any irish anons drinking 3am whiskey!!
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>>1239483drunk again i still love my fictional best boy. i need to dl tinder again or something I can’t keep doing this kek
>>1240679and i’ll do it again too, ilu anon! your next drinks on me~
No. 1253672
I made a bunch if stupid posts last night probably shit up a thread or 2 but it was /ot/ so whatever I had fun, and I'm glad I turned off my phone because a scrote I know was flirting with me and I liked it because I was still drunk, god I'm glad I barely responded kek.
>>1247199>absintheThe only thing this makes me think of is that that stuff was banned in my country for a century because it made people trip and now that it's legal they changed the formula.
No. 1360477
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I wish I was dead. I hate this town, there are no good ways to make friends and I felt like a fool coming to an event and being the only person alone there. I'm not a stranger to feeling lonely and I tried to cope and just have fun by myself but it's just not fun enough to do stuff by myself. I miss my actual friends and I wish that this town wasn't such a clique-y shithole. Do people here not move alone?? How the hell do others make friends!? Where are all the hobby clubs and meet-ups!? I'm so angry and disappointed in myself.
Anyway, drunk to cope and because I've apparently lost the ability to cry my feelings out. Nothing is going right but at least the haze from being drunk keeps things numb. Sorry to shit up the thread, it's nice to read posts here that are fun-drunk.
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ducks geese and swans are so beautiful I can't even stand it and I want to be around ducks and geese and swans every single second of the day
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this shit is deeeecnt, I'm 3 in at that wobbly stage
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Lmfaooooooo that sounds gay as FUCK
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Where all my nonnies at? I know I’m not the only drunk one on here. Get to posting bitches!!
No. 1385169
>>1384505Checked his history and its full of posts about him jerking it to tranny males KEK
>>1385130IPAs are the best nonna. What’s even the point of normal beer?
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hahaaaa I'm being annoying af rn. Or at least it feels that way. I made a promise to myself to not behave in such annoying ways in public so i have sectioned myself off to lolcow. LOL. i feel like there's poetry in this.
despite being shitfaced rn I want to say that I am doing pretty good in my life overall. I just didnt want to do anything after work. I exercised and worked pretty hard 2day and did some extra curricular research and then it just kinda all fell apartt. I felt the pressure. That's what it was. I had a therapy appt with my SUD counselor this morning and almost in a reactionary way I drank 4 shots tonight. I do not care but I do? I don't even know what my emotions are half the time. Oh shit I gotta write this down to tell her.
She's pretty cool. Doesn't make me feel like an asshole for using substances.
This is embarrassing even for the drunk thread. I hope all anons have a good night. Here is a reaction image i literally never get to use
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I am soo effing drunk
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what are your favorite things to do while drinking alone? I like to listen to oldies and play vidya. or have a good cry, but I need to do something less depressing right now.
I’m having vodka and diet coke tonight, cheers nonnies
No. 1395528
>>1394259this reads as very aussie to me, and if it isn't I'm glad we share this culturally haha
I'm drinking goon with an empty uterus feeling good on a wednesday sparkling thoughts
No. 1402968
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>>1247131drunk again and unfortunately i'm still here and still love my fictional boy. my friend is taking me bar hopping for my bday this weekend pls pray for me sisters
No. 1407089
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im gonna get as drunk as i can off $15 and make bad choices bcus i need distraction to keep me from offing myself preemptively
No. 1407117
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it's saturday ladies, who's drinking. I am (I'm trying to learn about sake/relearning japanese so I can succeed in this job at a sake bar. 清酒が勉強している lmao. or fuck, is it を??? は??? anyway)
No. 1407136
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>>1407117watashi wa remedial math class-chan. konichiwa. gomen ne.
No. 1407154
>>1407136NTA but me too
nonnie….me too…
No. 1448989
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I WISH I WAS DRUNK RIGHT NOW BUT I HAVE NOTHING HERE TO DRINK AND NO WAY TO GET IT. I haven't drank for a week and would love a little something if I could get it.
No. 1481155
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I went to a rap show, the guys name is JID. I'm into hardcore and metal but my moid likes rap. It was cool I think. I just drank a lot. I came home, finished my ramen and got dicked. I'm pretty drunk. Fuck I love being this drunk.
No. 1483029
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>>1477912I drank on Wellbutrin and had a fucking seizure kek. Little one, but fuck that. Turns out I was already having a shit reaction to Wellbutrin because I wasn't fucking depressed, I had RA and my docs were too fucking lazy to listen to me. In terms of the thread I don't drink much anymore (fucking inflammatory response) but tonight I'm getting a little wild with some dry red OOOOHHHHH. I LOVE CHIANTI. Sangiovese and Rioja is also based and I love Beaujolais. Cab Sauv is foine. Fuck I'm a wino now I used to drink speyside scotch and smoke cigars AAAHHHHHH
No. 1483930
>>1483928hell yeah
nonniei just ordered chinese and im about to have a few beers and watch hockey
No. 1484065
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>>1483938samefag it's four hours later and I'm drunk and crying about a video game
No. 1484129
>>1484100tangerine juice is so good, sweeter and less acidic-tasting than orange juice. just really nice. I buy organic cold pressed from the big supermarket near me, you can also find it at trader joe's if you're a burger.
also it is shitty smirnoff vodka because I have no money
No. 1485051
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i just watched the first few episodes of star trek the next generation after drinking a bottle of wine and jesus christ i have such a crush on yar i want to cry i want a girlfriend
No. 1485196
>>1484128why are letsplays so cosy though…nonnies can we go back to 2015? i want to be a bebe again.
>>1485051 man nonnnie i know that feel…i literally play the same videogames just because my rugged waifu is in it
No. 1485609
>>1485051Sadly she is just trauma wank fodder
for rape and data’s retarded romance I pretend it never happened.
No. 1485699
>>1485196oh god i know what you mean i still haven’t gotten over the last of us 2 mainly due to ellie. she’s the reason i found out i was a lesbian instead of bisexual lmao.
also the walking dead game season 4 made me realise i liked women in general at 16 after growing up with the games and clem so it felt extra special to me. you can always trust zombie games for the cute wlw romances.
>>1485609jesus episode 3 was so out of the blue i was so weirded out with yar and data’s fling i’m not looking forward to any more of that ugh
No. 1506977
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I love you Nonas. If lolcow went down permanently I genuinely don’t know what I’d do. Where the fuck do you go to find women that don’t boot lick? You all are incredible and I wish you all safety, happiness, and freedom. Good night.
No. 1508639
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So, what are we having tonight? I’m starting off with picrel and moving to lime and whiskey cocktails.
No. 1512303
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>>1507700picrel article is 3 years old so not sure if it still works this way but LOL
No. 1515126
>>900665>bored on a lame ass cruise when I was 18>couldn’t buy drinks>scour the ship for abandoned half drank alcoholic drinks >gulp down any and all I can find then book it away from the crime scene >somehow don’t get sick from this >arrive at port and binge drink legally in Cozumel>dumbass me probably drank ice or methanol-containing bootleg liquor or both>black out for a few hours >come to while back on the ship and start freaking out asking how I got there >I had just been shouting I LOVE MEXICOOOOO but otherwise being pretty pleasant until that point>spend the rest of the two nights vomiting and feeling like I was gonna die Also
>be 15-16 year old me>use birthday money to get randos to buy me gigantic mega bottles of Smirnoff vodka>keep it under my bed, regularly do shots of it using the cap>rarely use chasers, maybe some Coca Cola, usually just water>go for walks afterwards>often puke behind the green box >no big deal>keep on walkin’Honestly it’s insane that I’ve never been kidnapped, maybe I just give off super crazy bitch who will bite a mfer and vomit in their face kinda vibes
No. 1515157
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>>1515133Now I’m gonna need to watch my fave
No. 1520115
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Getting drunk before I go party with my bestie later, eating doritos and watching Tales of Vesperia: First Strike. God Flynn and Yuri are so gay!!! This is some sweet relief since I've been starving myself and just laying in bed the past week. Wishing all nonas a nice weekend.
No. 1520626
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RUN, don’t walk, and buy this deliciously light a crisp fucking mead that’s only $12 for a 750ml bottle. I have hated most meads I’ve tried but this is amazing. No syrupy feeling or weird aftertaste. I sound like an ad, sorry just drunk with a tinge of the tism
>>1520115What’s getting you drunk
nonny!!
No. 1520686
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was happy drunk now sad drunk
can see the detritus at the bottom of the glass
I didn't even realize wine had detritus
No. 1520857
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>>1520626Tbh i dunno much about booze so I just got this red wine cuz it had a cat on the label. It was really sweet and easy to drink! Also i wanna try that mead you posted!! Hope they sell it here. The only time I ever had mead ever was in some viking restaurant in Stockholm kek
>>1520115They're too adorable!!!
No. 1588893
>>1588857They’re lottele dumb angels, they don’t know what they’re doing. I have to try so hard not to squish the poor souls this time of year.
Drinking Voodoo Ranger beers because they’re just for getting drunk
No. 1589637
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Men are temporary, nonnies are eternal
No. 1589783
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Like many anonitas I have work tomorrow, am sitting on the porch drinking though. Today I'm glad for old live albums with good recording quality. Being friendless is ok when you can get lost in and with music.
No. 1589825
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they changed the usual dj of my local pub and it makes me homicidal that he will not take song requests where as the previous one would always play my shitty eurotrash
No. 1589866
>>1589861LOL no fucking way, what are the odds? I love you, let's elope…
This is my favourite song to listen to when I'm drunk and down, I hope you listen to it and feel powerful too.
No. 1594250
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drinking by myself hating life no one to talk to
No. 1615066
This cover absolutely slaps, I don't get drunk often so it's always like a whole experience kek
>>1605628Love Iggy, great taste nonna!
No. 1625216
>>1624998I'm happy you're alive anon!
>>1625004I'm glad you like it! I'm listening to Green Aisles now. I like it, thanks for the rec
It's morning so I'm no longer drunk but I wanted to respond to you ladies
No. 1628622
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>>1628620Forgot to attach this
No. 1628817
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>>1628652It was barbie girl pls dont hit me
No. 1647983
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Meow
No. 1658708
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i think i need him…
No. 1658751
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oh my god his side profile
No. 1662173
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Fairly drunk and high as fuck on shrooms. I feel good. I feel great. I want instant noodles
No. 1702439
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armagnac feels like whiskey going down but it smells so flowery i wish they made perfume out of it. i want to wear this smell every day. if anyone else is drinking on a weekday more power to you wish i didn't have work tomorrow
No. 1706198
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loook at her go haha
No. 1708028
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I spent so much time looking for this picture LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE PONGO
No. 1718838
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I'm in the very last stage of recovering from a cold and soooo bored, wanna get drunk but I took a lyrica earlier and don't wanna double up on CNS depressants… bought a bunch of beers for tomorrow tho hehe. Also bought a picrel and had a few sips before remembering I shouldn't be drinking & pouring it down the sink. But it was rank anyway.
No. 1721561
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hello, nonnies! i love you all so much. i've lurked on here since i was twelve but started posting when i was 19, and funnily enough, lolcow and fem-imageboard experiences were formative experiences in my life. i found lolcow through an art salt thread, and since then looking at other fem-centered imageboards, i've found a lot of women who shared both different and polar-opposite views of mine, and i feel it's helped me become a far more well-rounded person. currently, i'm double-majoring, solo-minoring, working, vp of my southern mid-tier sorority, and i'm not enjoying the responsibilities. anyway, i love you all so much, and for eleven dollars, you can feel as i do now! it's fall break, so i'm not just getting randomly drunk on a monday. i love you all so much! if you're reading this, please tell me about your days.
No. 1736524
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I'm drunk and posting shit on the AI thread compulsively, my dad is buying me a house I'm the luckiest neet and I love you all on lolcow, your my favorite place on earth
No. 1738181
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Hello! What are we drinking tonight? I'm having a gin and lemonwater beverage. It does not look as fancy as this image and it does not have lavender, but it's close.
No. 1738215
Stella-induced sad thoughts n shenanigans rn
>>1736524Congrats!
No. 1742719
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Real life is so fucking dispapointing nonnies. I'm done with this shit. I'm tired of boring friends who can't even go to a bar that plays good music and then makes mewalk an extra 3 blocks to a bar just to then uber home while I have to walk SEVEN blocks home in the rain, heels, and below 0 temperature. And then pay more cover charges. Nah. I just went home and cried and then cleaned. Imy imagination is the only place where I can pretend that I life is exciting and I dance with cute guys in my halloween costume. No regrets. I can live my whole life in my head because then real life is not so unbearable,. i wish I was anyone but me
No. 1744014
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sitting in the shower with the lights off and listening to music is great when you're a little tipsy. just hang out for an hour until the water heater goes cold. red wine is superior to white wine btw.
No. 1744021
>>1742719Life facts
>>1744014Wine facts
No. 1794232
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hi nonnieeees, god i am so grateful for a lot of you. despite the mess this place can sometimes be there are some legitimately amazing women on this website and i am lucky as fuck that i've gotten to not only chat with you but in some cases become very close friends. it could be you nonnie, you don't know for sure! this is anonymous, silly! you could be the awesome ones, and if you think you are, you probably are. i love you, you fucking goof balls. you know i've posted in the graduation thread like five times and i keep coming back after a few months?? and that's because of you silly biscuits. never stop being who you are, please be cringe queens, silly stacys. i know youre doing your best and that's all anyone can ask for nonny, i don't need nothin more. shout out to the nonnie who uses picrel as her email avatar, pretty sick nona, i dig it
No. 1827585
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Bumping for the holidays!
No. 1828868
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Just woke up and getting into a bottle of fancy merlot I got for Christmas. I love the holidays. I wish the shops would open sooner. I'm dying for a cigarette
>>1827683Congrats!!!
No. 1837369
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Self medicating MS with alcohol
No. 1846363
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yooooooo sims 2 goes hard, the soundtrack gives me the motivation to get the fuck up u I guess. Love you all ♥
No. 1846535
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Finished all my tickets for the week, last MS Teams call done and I've got a bottle of gin. Gonna be a good day.
No. 1848493
>>1848322Girl sometimes it’s just better to accept our limitations. Alcoholism + disordered eating = very easy to overdo it. Smoking alcohol is MUCH more intense and comes on quicker than drinking. You won’t want to drink anymore if you successfully do it because it won’t live up to inhaling it. But because it’s inhaled, it goes directly into the bloodstream. It doesn’t irritate your stomach so the warning signs of alcohol poisoning like vomiting won’t be present.
I know you know it’s dangerous, and idk what to tell you to convince you to care about that. It’s not worth it. It would only be a good idea if you’re actively suicidal or you want to make it 10x harder to ever get out of this hole. Good luck. If you do decide to do it, please make sure someone is with you.
No. 1848639
>>1848493Oh my god. I had no idea that's what happened.
>>1848322 Nonnie don't do it. Just drink a vodka soda with a lime twist. That's my low-cal binge drink.
No. 1858775
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I'm 28 and never had a hangover. If I'm boozing until the wee hours of the night I will feel a bit tired. I'm not trying to start shit but just wondering what it's like?
No. 1859894
>>1859599I hope you had a blessed night.
I'm in meetings all day and my manager is getting onto me about not completely work. Like bitch your stupid meetings are why I can't do work.
No. 1859903
>>1859897It kinda feels like you're a little dizzy and warm. Makes my anxiety slow really down so that's good. Releases some happy chemicals.
Also makes you need to pee a lot and feel super bloated if you're drinking beer.
No. 1860893
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> be me
> extremely autistic
> woman ive been very into invites me out to club
> awesome, perfect
> pre-game in my sorority house before going to her sorority house
> her sisters are with her
> whatiftheyrehomophobic.jpeg
> obviously not, have convos with all of them before going to the club
> still autistic
> get tipsy enough to make heart eyes at her but not enough to do anything
> just awkwardly dance to saltburn tracks the DJ is remixing
> fuckihatesaltburn.jpeg
> eventually go home
> she goes with me
> her house is one door over, we run over in the snow and she says bye running home with her sisters
> the sinking reality of my complete and utter ineptitude of communicating with others sinks in
> binge drink and eat taco bell
> browse lolcow as i do every morning, afternoon, and night
what is wrong with me
No. 1862104
>>1861968Probably too late for this, but here’s what I do for hangovers. Glass of water first thing in the morning (or afternoon kek) plus pain killer of choice and some pepto. Then I make a fruit smoothie with bananas and berries. Potassium and antioxidants are good for recovery. Coconut water is a plus both in the smoothie and throughout the day for replenishing electrolytes. If I’m not super hungover, I’ll have a vegan breakfast sandwich later on. It’s my comfort food and making it vegan is easier on the stomach ime. Indica edibles take the edge off, if that’s your thing. Then I take it easy all day. Getting some light excersise, like yoga or walking, and a shower or bath helps. Feel better,
nonnie!
No. 1872573
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nonnas I just wanted to say ily and I’m glad this site exists like even when stupid shit happens I am so glad to have a space like this still running online and to talk to you nonnas about dumbass shit
No. 1876389
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Walked up the offo and the bitch behind the counter asked me if I wanted the usual. Yeah I do but at least play pretend with me that I'm not a complete degen. Gonna wash that shame down with fags and wine.
Fags and wine always fine.
No. 1879756
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Legit cannot handle being around people right now, had to leave work early because I couldn't handle trying to do customer service when I'm like 5 minutes from a mental breakdown. Went to the liquor store right after and just got drunk am eating pizza
i'm thinking about that woman knitting who saw me crying in public and just like, put her hand on my shoulder and looked at me in the eyes with tears in HER eyes and said something really beautiful and sweet and profound to me that made me want to cry more and I just never loved anyone more in that moment (or felt more loved weirdly)
No. 1883298
>>1879756had a lovely older lady do this to me too, about 2 years ago, nona. it really gave me a reason to live, so i feel you here.
her and i actually ended up talking for about 3 hours until she left with my number and never called (for help to her, she's older and has no kids so i wanted to look after her) kek.
i miss her and hope she's ok
No. 1909870
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Was gonna off myself but now I’m just drunk and stoned and xanned out and vibing with my cats
No. 1911288
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It's 9 AM on a Monday morning… you know what that means, girls! Time to mix my Monster energy drink with a Vodka and get lit! Garfield doesn't have shit on me.
No. 1927213
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Drunk sad and giggly on cheap Taaka because quality doesn’t matter when you’re just mixing it with Coke Zero. It’s really not bad and I don’t see the point in paying more for vodka unless I’m getting potato vodka. Wish I had a nice girl who’d take me out for gin and tonics though ugh
No. 1927782
>>1927624Most vodka is made from grains like wheat. IME potato vodka is way smoother and has very little alcohol-y bite.
Gin is super strong but i actually love the heavy juniper taste. Tastes like Christmas trees! There’s all sorts of gins with different flavor profiles so you might actually find something you like. If you like floral tastes there’s definitely tons of interesting floral gins.
No. 1928103
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I'm drunk and gonna airfry some chicken wings
No. 1928607
>>1928520Damn you guys need some emergency oatmeal packets or some shit
I woke up still kind of drunk
No. 1929423
>>1928103What flavour, if you don't mind me asking
>>1929228Just don't mix the two. That's when your liver and other organs suffer the most (especially going to the bathroom or vomiting). Also get some help, I know I need it kek
Save the livers!
No. 1931097
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Mixing cheap wine and fizzy water so my weekday drinking feels proper fancy
Also it is proper hard to find images that aren't AI. Wtf happened?
No. 1931099
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>>193109Love a fizzy wine moment - picrel is my favourite lately.
No. 1932981
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No. 1935699
>>1935686It's mainlyvme DM'ing or texting people I haven't talked to in forever and seeing they actually responded the next day.
but the current one is good though. nothing regrettable yet
No. 1936993
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>>1936990We love you too Nona. Drink some water before bed <3
No. 1937648
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Drunk off kinda cheapish ice champagne with chopped local strawberries in it good times nonnies . They’re laying fresh concrete sidewalk near me soon I wanna write my name in it at night Huehuehue. The champagne with strawberry bits is like alcohol boba mmmm
No. 1937757
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>>1937648I drank the whole bottle and my Nigel is concerned
>nigel: did you drink the whole bottle>me: yes >nigel: are you okay???>me: I’m vibinLater I make a franken cocktail and offer it to him and he asks in all sincerity if I pissed in it (I didn’t but it was gross)
Send help
No. 1939946
>>1937757Love this gif
Treat yourself nona. You ain't hurting nobody
No. 1941322
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I’m 11 days sober and my anxiety has been terrible. Has anyone else experienced this after they stopped drinking? How long does it last??
No. 1942249
>>1942229Fuck. Nona I'm sorry. I shouldn't be acting like an authority. I'm useless.
Hope you get better. I'm so fucking sorry.
No. 1942862
>>1942249It’s okay nonna, it wasn’t bad enough for me to need to be admitted, thankfully. It was likely brought on by something else stupid I did in regards to a health issue I have and the alcohol was just the straw that broke my pancreas. Apparently most people need opioid type painkillers to manage the pain but I didn’t need anything other than anti nausea meds.
I don’t even drink often but I’m really craving like one single cider right now, but I need to wait a long long time before I drink alcohol again. Sucks.
No. 1942887
>>1942831That's what I was leaning toward, so that settles it. Cheers,
nonnie! Wishing you all a fun tipsy weekend.
No. 1942912
>>1942811>>1942831i agree with this
nonnie, i always go for white wines personally!
No. 1948151
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impulsively said yes to meeting up with a friend after work at a brewery, i dont want to go to work tomorrow nonnies dont ask how i got home
No. 1952684
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I’m drunk in a work call at 8:30 pm and it took every ounce of my being not to unmute myself to make fun of my boss kek. Been downing some gin and tonic with lemon sorbet, mint, and cucumber
No. 1961309
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>saw what i thought was a nice stylish skinny metalhead girl at the bar
>turns out to be a long-haired moid
i need new glasses but the moscow mules didint help
die scrote
No. 1961481
>>1961353nah just one of the few bars open late in my neck of the woods orz
first thibg i looked at was the sweatshirt bc it had a cool print and im weak for an obnoxious graphuc tee. more the fool me i guess
man i wish i could shoot lightning out of my hands. i would have deep fried him for the two crimes of being a moid and having a septum piercing