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No. 854762


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No. 854862

I wish I was drunk

No. 854900

What's a good drink to make with amaretto?

No. 854903

alabama slammers are really good but they kind of take a lot of ingredients for a cocktail

No. 854913

Drank a bunch at the bar with my friends last night and hungover. Just got off work and thinking of grabbing a pint. I’m going thru a very fresh breakup that was heavily caused by my drinking. Gotta get me shit together but today lmao

No. 854914

honestly if you mix it into an espresso it's so good, i usually will have one before i go out partyin (in lieu of a disco nap)

No. 854921

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Time to make mojitos with mint from the garden

No. 854927

That sounds great anon, I have a lot of mint in my garden too and love adding it to drinks. My favorite is to add some to a gin and tonic

No. 854985

I don't know why I find this to be so fucking adorable

No. 855072

Love u anon

No. 855135

Bunch of ladies just having a good time. Love to see it.

No. 855648

I wish I could have the level of main character syndrome that Dorian (ofherbsandaltars) has. Like I have a lot of the same issues but my life would be a lot fucking easier if I could just lean in to it and romanticise it all like she does

No. 855663

Got some nice wine, time for the quality of my posts to decline even further

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No. 855676

Me too sis, me too

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Hi I’m drunk anon who always posts gifs of Ricky


No. 856060

bless u nonnie i am here for the Ricky gifs

No. 857252

>tfw get really outgoing when I'm drunk and have friends on discord the next day I don't know or care about
Gotta stop this

No. 861825

Nonnies I was seriously thinking of self-harming tonight for the first time. Good thing cleaning yourself up is too much work and I don't have a bathtub for convenience. I didn't hurt myself although I would love to have pretty designs and eDgY words on my skin.
Instead I'm just going to deal with these negative thoughts tomorrow and hopefully not be too hungover tomorrow. Social anxiety is a bitch. I'm coming to terms with the fact everyone hates me.

No. 862073

You guys also have shows that trigger your alcoholism?? I was rewatching Sharp Objects tonight and holy shit does it make me want to drink because Amy Adams is constantly drinking and they direct it so enticingly, the sound editing for the swish of liquid and the clink of ice, setting everything in a dim luxurious house, etc. Not trying to take the blame off myself mind, just studying what triggers me. Kind of like how bad Mad Men was for people trying to quit smoking

For what it’s worth I’m glad you didn’t hurt yourself tonight

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Be safe and please don't hurt yourself, anonita.

No. 862449

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Drinking gin and ignoring commissions even though I really need the money. How are you doing fellow anons?

No. 862451

I too am drunk, how you doin

No. 862452

Remember to drink some water too, what beverage are you having tonight?

No. 862455

I've been having rum and chasing it with kombucha, I rarely drink so I'm pretty off my rocker after 3 shots. How about yourself?

No. 862460

Kombucha is a good choice, I've been meaning to buy some but I'm so picky about the flavor lmfao. I'm just mixing gin with honey and sparkling water, it seriously tastes like perfume and old people.

No. 862464

Yo so wtf anons, I once drank too much and woke up hours later, my heart racing and pounding harder than I've ever felt it. I thought I was going to have a heart attack. Then, about a week later, I drank equivalent to a drink or two and my heart started doing that shit again. I drank a fuckload of water and ate and it eventually subsided. What is with my heart?

No. 862465

I'm scared I can't drink again

No. 862533

Might be Holiday Heart Syndrome. Fast, irregular heartbeats after a binge drinking session. I had a co-worker who drank alot talked about it at one point. It seems like it seems like resolves after some time.

No. 869835

Knowing I have a turkey sandwich to eat at the end of the night is better than this buzz

No. 869848

I know that feel, love having a good snack planned for after drinks

No. 869853

I started out just drinking straight vodka for years, until I discovered the yummy beauty of icy alcoholic margaritas. Why did I used to torture myself when I could get wasted on frozen limeade?

No. 877452

i have to get up and work in 4 hours and i'm just sitting here getting drunk on beers, smoking cigs and being on my phone like the sexy, dumb bitch that i am

No. 877515

Hope you got some sleep nonnie

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paid a stupid amount for fish n chips delivery for the second night in a row, living my best life uwu

No. 881929

oh no its happening again(https://lolcow.farm/rules)

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No. 888667

i'm so drunk trying to have a conversation with my boyfriends family who i'm very close to talking about her thirteen year olds susters friend problems and trying to coach her through it. o had vodka and grapefruit juice and my eyes are very blurry . sage for retardation i know this is gonna have so many typos . does anyone wanna be best friends?

No. 888669

by lolcow standards i am the biggest idiot for that last post please forgive me girls (samefag)

No. 888671

The entire room is spinning

No. 889172

Which rule did I break?????

No. 889181

KEKKKKK sorry nonny, you got pwned

No. 889182

Did you use an emoji?

No. 889188

nta but yes they did

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No. 889205

uwu isn't an emoji, it's a word and it's read oowoo. fact

No. 889516

You used an emoji, it was a beer and something else, can't remember what.

No. 890435

I went to my local Renaissance Faire and got some delicious wine which I'm enjoying now

No. 890493

jelly af, anon, thinking of going to the ren faire next month! did you dress up as anything??

No. 890523

do you guys shit green or brown after a lot of red wine? I do
I call it black water syndrome

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No. 891012

Yeah it like dyes your insides

No. 892164

I got $100 gift certificate from my parents to a winery. Great, right? Well I went there today with my bf and when I walked in this boomer male shouted "HI DO YOU WANT A TASTING" and I went um I don't know and my boyfriend said no. We had some awkward convo with the guy and then we went to look at wine. I felt flustered and just grabbed some that looked good, and I was happy to find mead. We rung our stuff up, and the lady said I was $5 short and I had to spend the entire certificate at once. I was like um, ok? I grabbed a bag of popcorn that was like 4.50 and she was still being bitchy with me and said some cents were left. OK????? So I threw a bottle stopper from the counter on there and I was over the amount, so I had to pay extra. What the fuck? It's a gift receipt, it is already paid for. Why do they care if I get enough stuff to make it even? The entire time the boomer male was yammering useless shit, gushing at us about how young me and my bf look and talking about his hair and I wanted to literally murder him. I am never going back to that hellhole. Also I am drunk on the wine I got. It's FINE

No. 892263

O geez this made me cringe because I know your frustrations. Hi I work at a small business like this and the reason you have to spend the whole amount is because they're probably using QuickBooks POS or something similar which will draw the till negative and dick up the books if the whole amount isn't used as recorded. Did they hand type your sales in? It's stupid af but a lot of small/medium businesses don't have the luxury of tracking gift receipt totals so it's usually a "spend it all" unspoken but enforced policy. Sorry that was such an awkward experience for you tho!! Enjoy your drink!

No. 892276

bnna die alone but its cool,

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i'm drunk out of my mind right now but like i made an autistic piefce of fanart for one of the threads in /snow/ i'm boutta get sat on by a janny i hope she enjoys it

No. 894126

Sometimes, when drinking, I get an accent. So last night while I was gaming, I had to declare “I’m not British, just drunk” because one guy thought I sounded foreign. I get lazy with my tongue and I think I do it to keep from sounding like I’m slurring lol

(Tbf, I do wish I was from terf island instead of burger land but whatever)

No. 899139

im out of alcohol

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I used almond milk as a mixer tonight….. lolcow what are your personal lows

No. 900729

When I was 17 and retarded I tried mixing white wine and mountain dew.

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Haven't drunk in a week because was taking meds + had to fix my sleeping pattern but now that it's more or less normalized I'm drinking away my sorrow over my closest male friend transitioning

Gin and water. Literally just water

No. 905111

Some years ago I was house sitting for my uncle and felt like having a few drinks. Well they only had Captain Morgan ( spiced rum) and some cans of Dr Pepper so I used that as a mixer. After finished my first glass I got so nauseous I puked like 3 times. Never AGAIN. ( as a side note I've never puked while drinking so this was a first, and the last time. I'm sure it's because of that nasty combination).

No. 905117

that's weird, when I was a teenager I mixed brandy and Dr Pepper once and it wasn't really bad. I can't imagine it would be much different than the capt Morgan

No. 905129

I'm morbidly curious anon, how did it taste?

No. 905251

That’s weird that it made you sick. Was it the sweetness of the DP maybe? I can’t do sugared soft drinks because they make me feel awful… but diet/zeros are fair game lol

Have you tried mixing Disaronno and DP? Diet Dr Pepper and that blend well. But since Disaronno isn’t that high in ABV, I’ll add a splash of rum or whiskey to if.

No. 905742

tried gin and tonic for the first time and of all the things i thought it would taste like why in the everloving fuck does it taste like grapefruit. i fucking hate grapefuit

No. 906770

Nonnas, sometimes life isn't as bad as it seems. I'm fucking wasted right now but thankfully it's a content wasted rather than a self harm wasted.
I do wish I had pizza rn, but it's probably better I'm not eating anything. Aside from being drunk-chan I also enjoy having stupid ana-chan behaviors.

No. 912150

Should I drink this entire bottle of Korbel or nahhh?

No. 912157

drink like 2/3 of it at most. last time i drank a bottle of bubbly i had the worst hangover ever and i rarely get them as it is.

No. 912167

Ugh I'm already there. But you have a good point.
On the other hand, a song called 'Champagne' just came on my super random shuffle radio, so it may be a sign I should have more…

No. 912220

Decided to drink for the first time in a bit while I go through my closets and organize some things. I found a bunch of paintings an ex-friend did while we were hanging out together and now I'm sad. She was a crazy bpd-chan but she could be so funny and thoughtful.

No. 912228

Honestly depends, if it's one of the big fat bottles then no. If it's a normal one maybe but take ibuprofen before bed because those champagne headaches are killer. Happy drinking

No. 922498

Sup fellow anons, what’s your poison tonight?

I’ve had too many but I’m currently drinking a salted caramel vodka liqueur from hotl chocolat and it is devine

No. 934211

i just finished the beer in my fridge and all i have left is half a bottle of apple soju. i could stop drinking but i think i'll finish the rest of this soju with my chips and hope it doesn't wreck my stomach tomorrow. if any other farmers are also drinking hope you guys have a comfy drunk night. god i really hope my stomach isn't fucked tomorrow.

No. 934260

I feel u anon. I started with hard ciders, ran out and bought some IPAs. Those ran out and now I'm drinking rum and coke. My tummy is wondering what the hell this fuckery is.

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>maple pear
Tastes like beer with sugar free syrup poured in it, makes me wanna puke
>Toasted marshmallow
Evil substance
>Apple crisp
The ghost of a hard cider back for revenge, terrible
>Pumpkin spice
Actually good I would buy a 12 pack of it

No. 935307

I fucking LOVE pumpkin beers

No. 935348

Maple Pear was gross. Everything else was pretty good though. I actually enjoyed the toasted marshmallow.
They all taste pretty similar to me though, except for shitty maple pear.

No. 943555

I think I'm going to take a day off and buy some beer. What's everyone's favorite activities to do while drunk?

No. 943640

Listen to music, mostly

No. 943881

drfinkinf always makes me feel so like…. carefree and happy, like back to the basics/ true essence of my true self, if thiat makes any sense???? like ok, i am a "lightweight" like i rarely drink just because 90% of time i do it socially and well, i just moved to a new city so… antisocial atm, and my bf doesn't drink at all. but every now and then i'll like make a litttle drink for myself as a treat and it's like the night-time version of…. idk…. taking my antidepressant/ ADHD med/ having that with my morning coffee? like fuck i wish it wasn't addictive nd bad for you and all that jazz, because it's such a nice sunny little fleeting feeling for me. my moods when i drink are never bad, it's either fun party karaoke hype girl friend, super romantic, or like reminiscent self-indulgent nostalgia but sweet instead of sad, ORrrr it's what i am right now which is. distinctly like… extremely creative and seeing all my ideas and projects more clearly and freely and feeling like i actually almost have the energy to actyually get them done for once. i hve one little vodka/ bubly soda mix and all of the sudden after a whloe day of feeling fatigued, i want to relearn guitar and clean the entire house and dance around to fun music and exercise more often and pull out oldcanvases and make art and call up all my girlfriends who are far away that i miss to say i miss them, like all at once. the only thing that ever sucks for me is the comedown/ hangover so i hope i don't get that, i took some charcoal to counteract it cuz i haven't had a drink in like. three months lol. and i do want to actually feel decent tomorrow.

idk if ANY of tht makes any sense but like idk does anyone GET what i mean kind of???? i wish i could feel this like, free of inhibitions and wistful and hopeful and goofy and young and energetic ALL THE TIME without being on a fucking substance. sign me tf up for whatever medication emulates that successfully in a non-addictive way because that shit will be the future

No. 943883

You should take mushrooms anon, take the right dose and it's just like being drunk but without all the bad shit that comes with drinking alcohol. I don't know what country you live in, but in Canada you can have them delivered right to your door. They even do little capsules for microdosing. Because I totally do get exactly what you mean.

No. 943890

woah it's crazy that you mention that, I was just reminded of that option the other day. like a year ago I was sent articles on studies that microdosing mushrooms can help with depression and other mental illnesses/ executive function which i particularl;y struggle wth, i hear pretty much nothing but good things but i've never tried them before and the last time i was on a drug substance that wasn't alcohol was super scary and traumatic for me because i felt out of my own body/ out of control of the situation, so i'm a little hesitant. but since they're natural and i know you can research like, what the right type and dosage would work best for you, it seems more controllable. thanks! i'm in the states so i doubt you can get it easily here, but i'm sure it's nothing a little research can't solve. kinda want to convnce my bf to do it with me, since we both struggle with like the same exact mental health issues.

if you don't mind me asking, do you take them regularly ordid you just do them a few times/ what were your experiences like?

No. 943897

I've used them about six times, I put a couple months in between bigger doses. You kind of have to put a good amount of time between large doses because your tolerance goes up even after only one use, so if you were to use large doses in succession they would be less effective. The most I've done is 3 grams and I always make them into a tea because it's easier to consume. You may or may not feel a slight nausea after first taking them but it will for sure go away in a short time. I've never had any crazy hallucinations (don't wanna either) but it does make colors brighter and it does fun things with shadows. I have star and moon stickers on my wall and when I take shrooms they wiggle back and forth.

I know it sounds a little dumb but I've never felt more free than when I'm high on shrooms other than when I was a kid. I feel very creative and expressive and excited to be alive. I feel powerful, but not in a delusional way, more like "I'm in control of me and I love me". Always do them when you're with someone, I do them with my husband. And only take a large dose if you're both feeling in good spirits to avoid any anxiety. If I feel a little off, I don't take any and save them for another week.

Microdosing is a lot different and my mother has experience with that. She used to have panic attacks at work because we worked at this super busy little cafe making the food, but after she started microdosing she seemed so much more calm and confident.

Absolutely do lots of independent research. I bet there are states where it's legal/decriminalized where you can get yourself some. Hope this helps anon!

No. 943913

thank you, that does help a lot! that feeling you're describing is literally my goal, and it's similar to how i felt tonight/ how i feel when i've had a drink with friends, that sort of released inhibitions, confident but also pure/ almost innocent form of happiness. my swiss cheese brain doesn't allow me to feel that on a regular enough basis so this might be a viable solution for me if i can figure out how to do it. which is completely new to me, because i've never been one to like "source" weed and other drugs like some of my friends do, i've always been the friend that literally doesn't seek out or take anything unless i'm with a friend who smokes. plus weed is fifty fifty between semi-okay good vibes and making me have borderline panic attacks, so i'd rather not fuck with that as a solution either

but anyway, i'll look into it, ive found a couple of interesting threads on mushroom subreddits already. one random thing that comes to mind is that i am pretty sensitive to certain allergen families (like mold/pollen), but i mean i'm sure if i can handle fermented stuff like kombucha and a few muchrooms in my salad without breaking out, i should be fine if i'm careful. it's funny though, i almost deleted my first comment out of embarrassment but i'm glad i didn't. who knew that shitposting to lolcow at 3am would end up being so helpful!

No. 943925

Yaaay I love being helpful, and I'm glad you had such a fun night anon. Rest well!

No. 949008

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i'm drunk for the first time in like 6 months… feels nice and silly rn but i know i'll feel shitty in the morning. i made a promise to myself to only drink w ppl i trust (family, bff) and my bff and i went to a halloween event so we got shwasted. honestly i dislike the feeling of being drunk or tipsy while alone mostly bcus i get horny . i need funny videos rn

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sister dropped off a pitcher of sangria so i'm having me a grand ole tuesday night

really the worst part of being drunk alone is the horniness

No. 950514

Will that drunk anon come back to post her no0dz again?

No. 950539

maybe she will on new years

No. 954192

my tolerance is so low rn im halfway smashed off one beer and its kinda annoying actually

No. 954839

Same, nonna, I'm currently smashed off one beer and for some reason am sketching my beer bottle on a piece of paper. I just felt sad and lonely so I figured I'd rather just be drunk, even though it's probably the worst coping mechanism. It also helps that it killed my horniness for at least a while as me being untouched for years + being on my period means I just constantly feel the need to share how horny I am (only in online spaces, obviously)

No. 954850

I'm about to order a supreme pizza and open some bottled beer. I love them cold!

No. 954890

Was supposed to go 2 my sisters Halloween party but my ride flaked and I have no friends so I am getting drunk in my house and my bf is gonna come get me later. I'm going to an amusement park 2morrow which should b exciting and I will simply not be hungover and I will simply not barf on the rollercoasters. I'm excited !

No. 954892

I'm three coolers in and having a fabulous time just ride the wave nonnie <3

No. 955004

I'm drunk off my ass and have work tomorrow but i don't care cause i met a cute guy today

No. 955079

Is the suicidal ideation strong for anyone else tonight? Having some tasty cider to go along with it since it's Fall.

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what the FUCK is up!!! I know there's at least one other eurofag drunk at a Halloween party rn come on

No. 955925

ahhhh come on someone talk to me im surrounded by normies and a koreaboo quasi gender special

No. 955927

samefag btw

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No. 955968

hi queen happy halloween
the gender koreaboo is actually nice I feel bad for calling her that
anyway I'm wearing a corset that's uncomfortable as fuck, all you fashion history and cosplay bitches lied to me, they ARE painful smh

No. 956070

It's not made for your exact mesurments

No. 956077

you don't know that

No. 956160

>tfw sit back down with a fresh beer and already have a full beer
Ok I'm done. Happy Halloween ladies

No. 956163

Hah, hope you had a good night, nonnie.

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drank three bottles of sapporo. do i go for four? lolcow decides

No. 961789

Drink a glass of water

No. 961872

I've never used this thread before but now I can because I am properly inebriated! I am watching It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World with my husband and having an awesome time. I fucking love Phil Silvers stupid face and how awful his character is. This movie is fucking hilarious. I love this website and I love all my nonas. I wish I found you sooner. Thanks for just existing, all of you, even the ones that I argue with sometimes. You all know you're queens.

No. 962049

This is so cute anon

No. 962082

Having gin+tonic with a little lemon and sprite zero to top it off. Gin is so nostalgic for me lol it was my first drink of choice and I feel really giddy after not having it for years.

No. 962122

I'm sober as of 2 weeks and will be for another 2. I haven't been sober longer than a couple of days for 3 years. Please have a drink for me anons.

No. 962123

you da best

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i'm an alchemist. i'm the universe. i am god and she has been let out of the hamster cage. i'm kidding of course, until i'm not, i'm just combining alcohol, kratom, and nicotine together until i can feel an emotion. this is harm reduction.

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i bought myself a fuckton o breadsticks and theyre on their way and i skipped work today so im actually not falling asleep in the middle of netflix and im alone and that feels good

No. 971032

How do you drink on kratom without getting nauseous? That's pretty impressive, the combination never worked for me

No. 979515

i made a drink: chocolate cherry baileys, vodka, chocolate milk and garnished with cherries. and i have named it The Period Shit because it's brown with red chunks.

No. 979524

>i have named it The Period Shit because it's brown with red chunks

No. 979525

ty so much thats what i was going for

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i just want to kiss somebody

No. 979763

I hope I don't throw up nonas, all that's in my tums besides alcohol is almonds and chips and I don't feel so good

No. 979801

Tasty tunes

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Remember to drink enough when drinking, please take care anons.I love you.

No. 985846

just mixed :

kinky vodka

No. 986488

I am sipping japanese whiskey thinking about how I am so cute and everyone loves me even if sober me is too anxiety to realize and accept it

No. 986496

quick question for everyone; how do you not be a drunken mess everynigt. like how do you have the inherent drive to not fail and screw up the few responsibilities you have. I have friends who drink and do drugs and still maintain jobs and good grades meanwhile I'm about to drop out of school because I can't docyhec the bare minimum

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I’m at my first party in monthssssssss and couldn’t be happier to be here. Last time I got drunk was in front of my coworkers at our Xmas party so I still had to restrain myself and it feels so good to cut loose with my friends again. Can’t fucking wait to go clubbing after this.
Unrelated meme picrel to show love to my fellow wino nonnies

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21st birthday tomorrow, may a nona get your best recommendations for a nice buzz? Something sweet and fruity? Chocolatey? Should I try liquor chocolates?

No. 992167

Happy birthday, anon. The chocolate flavor is a lot of chocolate liquors is ass. Just very cheap tasting. Rumchata is my favorite every time, personally.

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I was obsessed with Malibu + pineapple and peach juice at that age. I didn't really like deeper flavors like dry wine and whiskey until I was like 24… then again I didn't drink until I was 21.


No. 992189

Anything with malibuuuuuuu

No. 992240

i was drinking hoping to feel better but nonas im a sad drunk, ive been trying to save up enough money to travel out of my country at least once before i die but life always happens andi have to spend the money on important adult stuff anchea and im just so tired of never having enouh money and this cheap ron its fucking terrible

No. 992276

Ask for a chocolate cake shot!!! So yummy and if anything it’s super easy to make yourself.
Def look up some drinks before hand but some good basics to try would be like a Moscow mule, French 75 (ehh that one has champagne so use discretion), Cosmopolitan or White Russian (kind of hard to get at bars bc it involves milk). Majority of the time your bartender should be skilled enough that if you give them just “fruity” and “sweet” they should be able to make you something good.
Happy birfday btw!!

No. 994857

I made my own hot spiced wine since I am not allowed to go to Christmas markets without getting the jab. Very much recommend.

No. 994972

>getting the jab. Very much recommend.
Sorry, I had to.

No. 995055

i hate it here

No. 995074

youre doing amazing anon, all power to you!

No. 998057

At the bar in lolita by myself browsing lolcow. Based?? Or…???

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watchjng family vacation and cousin eddy is so hot sorry everyone. MERRY HO HO

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nonners gang rise up

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I wish I could get drunk without becoming 200% horny. I'd be a ho if I was sociable & wasn't grossed out by semen.

No. 1004786

thar shit do be gross stinky egg white on ur hand

No. 1004816

Idk of it was just the dude I was with but it literally tastes like dusty death and smells no matter how much you wash it off. Like it feels like he just peed on you. Nasty.

No. 1004858

I ate my fair share of hair so I got my gift from Winterman
I only get like that with bacardi superior everything else gives me whiskey clit

No. 1004863

Proud of you

No. 1004911

What's worse, dusty or battery acid?

No. 1010505

Anons I'm so drunk. And high. I hope all you nonnies are doing WELL and GOOD and WRLL. I LOVE YOU ALLL.

No. 1011407

happy new years to my gmt+3 nonnies

No. 1011423

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Havent had a drink since the summer, I'm drinking beer alone on new years and I have no tolerence for it anymore, woop

No. 1011428

happy new years to my gmt+2 nonnies

No. 1011429

samefag, happy new years to you too queen

No. 1011440

I'm drunk, I still have rosé champagne but potentially getting some coke as well would really put a cherry on top of the night lol

No. 1011443

fuck i wish i had coke rn

No. 1011446

All alone, drunk, listening to music and imagining my crush showing up at midnight and declaring his feelings for me.. it won't happen but I can dream and.. drinking helps me dream

No. 1011449

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THe state of my skelly ass after 6 champagne glasses letsgooo, happy new year tw toxic abuse valid triggered nonny victim

No. 1011452

samefag, I fucked it up with abuse. I want a list of redtexted words

No. 1011456

triggered, nonnie. oof

No. 1011460

Me too nona, me too

No. 1011469

Drinking some wine alone in my new apartment… I hate new years eve. It's too noisy lol my partner is away visiting family, I kind of like the freedom

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No. 1011575

Happy new year gmt nonas!! Listening to depeche mode rn lol

No. 1011576

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No. 1011582

'Shake the Disease' to be precise!

No. 1011584

Averting the youtube sperging jannies I feel so good you can't touch me

No. 1011589

cheers nonnie! i listened to this song this morning while at work as well as sweetest perfection and enjoy the silence

No. 1011593

Based. Hope you have a great new years day, fellow depeche mode appreciator

No. 1011635

I didnt pay for a single drink tonight and people say stacies cant be on lolcow i beg to differ

No. 1011637

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based stacy

No. 1011638

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The slayification of an anonnita

No. 1011640

Cheers fir another shitry year anons

No. 1011658

cheers luv clink clink

No. 1011716

i tried to get drunk to feel better but now im just closer to calling everyone who fucked me over a cunt and im closer to killing myself. thank god i live near a bridge

No. 1011756

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Nona from >>992165 reporting back in. Didn't get to enjoy my b-day how I wanted to but today was finally the day. Had a glass of Strawberry Malibu with sparkling water, a 1/4 of cup of orange sangria and 1/4th of a Margarita. All I got was a headache, warm cheeks and tingly legs even 4 hours later. Am I that powerful? I must go stronger.

No. 1011804

I'm drunk and I'm high rn. Happy New Year nonnas!!

No. 1013250

sisters is noon and I'md runk as fuck. might this new year be everything you wished for!! i'm feeling rather emotional so i just want to wish everyone an amazingly good 2022, really hoping you get out of that toxis relationship and terrible work, yall deserve so much more you beautiful creatures

No. 1013496

Waiting to catch a good buzz before I start making dinner. Just went grocery shopping so idk what to make. Options I'm thinking of are gyoza and rice, burger and fries, or some pasta with salad and bread.

No. 1013509

Aww damn, drunk naked anon never came back… I wanted to laff.

No. 1019833

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I just had an unexpected shit day so I treated myself a beer and im feeling so glee while also having to decide whether I can drive to the store drunk right now. Ah. Fuck my life. I just want to restock my snacks. Can I just order snacks instead. Whew. Fuck my life. Fuck coping.

No. 1019870

heueue im back and putting cucumbers on my eyes bc theyre so puffy from excessive crying from both my internal sadness and from the movie I was watching while drunk.
I needed this so bad wheeew cucumbers feel good on my face rn

No. 1021724

I feel very depressed and drank a whole bottle of Stella rose and I want to drink the tequila my sister and brother-in-law got me but now I feel numb should I do it??????

No. 1021730

I drank with spaghetti dinner but i have low tolerance oopsie

I wish i could stop you crying non non
I hope you wake up and feel better
Sleeping after a good cry is always top quality

No. 1030110

hello nonas i am drunk and retarded tonight

No. 1030161

Getting dwunk tonight and hoping it won’t trigger a bender ~

No. 1030923

Samefag, it’s almost 4pm and I’m getting drunk agaaaaaain hello bender! I have hours before my bf gets home from work so I will be posting in many threads and I’m sorry in advance.

No. 1037799

My bf said he'd drive me to McDonald's tonight so I am drinking to get the perfect amount of drunk to two enjoy two cheeseburgers and a 6 piece nuggets with hot mustard

No. 1037821

Got drunk Saturday night out, now I have a bump on my forehead.

No. 1037971

drunk off like 3 vodka shots, thinking ab how even though I'm in a wheelchair I'm cute and pretty and horny for girls to sit in my fragile little lap

No. 1037985

this didn't end up happening :(

No. 1038414

I haven't been drunk in like a month and I miss it. Maybe today's the day. I just got some ashwaganda supplements and apparently ash + alcohol gets you looped. Wanna try it.

No. 1038442

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That's too bad. Drunken fast food really is the best. I was probably partying the most when I lived in the Netherlands, and they had these outdoor walls of fried food with little doors. These were like an oasis when your wandering down the street at 3am, drunk and hungry after leaving the clubs.

No. 1039313

Fuck my life. Lying in bed sobered up and anxious after blackish red wine dump only to start drinking again soon and not thinking about every time I fucked up. Funny that I am not even getting drunk most of the time, it makes everything even dumber.

sorry if the wrong thread, I am just depressed dumb bitch. Plz don’t hate me, I am not planning to continue shitposting lol. Just feel very sad. Hope you ladies are in a better place.

No. 1040241

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Im a little tipsy ayyyy waking up early for work tmoz but ugh It feels good, I just wanna marinate in the buzz.

No. 1040245

I need to wake up early as hell tomorrow and do schoolwork so idk why I'm 3 drinks in kek

No. 1042287

mmmm just had a quadruple vodka tonic on an empty stomach… almost feels like proper drugs

No. 1042399

this is amazing I've never seen or heard of this shit in my life

No. 1042404

I'm openinng a small cafe and everythtings going fuckinng wrong.. fuck my life.. I'm spending my entire life savings. It's not open yet but soooo much trouble. good god. Like above average for a business owner. aaaaaaaaaaa

No. 1042425

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Aw anon, I wish I could visit and support your cafe. You can do it!! This anon believes in you!

No. 1046294

If there's no safe amount of alcohol then I don't care. A few drinks wouldn't feel this good if it wasn't worth it in the end. Mental health issues? Don't know her.

No. 1051014

Uni has turned me into an alcoholic, & not even in the fun way. I just drink alone to deal with the stress. Just 1 more month then my dissertation will be submitted the relief is gonna be insaneeee

No. 1051021

I pray things will look up and be as smooth sailing as possible after opening!! I hope you'll get lots of business and live your best cafe owning life nonnie

No. 1063453

Update: it triggered a relapse kek been drunk almost every day since this post & am hiccuping drunk at 5pm right now

No. 1066987

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No. 1072038

hey you little piss baby huh you think you're so fucking cool huh you think you're so fucking tough you talk a lot of big game for someone with such a small truck

No. 1072042

samefag sorry but I miss my online friend I used to dm every time I got drunk to tell her I love her. I stopped talking to her in 2020 basically when I stopped talking to everyone. wow I wish I could go back

No. 1072055

No tranny music allowed

No. 1072087

I've reached out to my online friend after something like 3 years of not talking, and we're chatting on a daily basis again; don't abandon this friendship anon, reach out to her!

No. 1072163

I feel this, anon. Recently I have been reminiscing on old internet friendships so much, ones I let go of without thinking of how much I would miss them in the longterm

No. 1077028

what is your favorite alcohol??? also does anyone have any reccomendations if I like makgeolli?? I just had it 3 weeks ago and I think it's my fav drink ever? so much better than Sochu or soju and it tastes like rice cake, I love rice

No. 1077197

Mine is Garibaldi cocktail (campari+orange juice). Perfect balance between bitter, sweet, and sour.
I never tried makgeolli, sounds delicious

No. 1077489

I genuinely really like the taste of gin, especially if it's super cold, sometimes I crave the flavor even when I don't feel like drinking. Bourbon also tastes good in my opinion but I don't really like the smell when it's plain so I prefer it as an old fashioned so the citrus peel offsets it a bit.

No. 1077634

I'm addicted to soju, lately, it's super sweet like wine but small and easy to drink. My other favorite alcohol are: mojitos, bacardi limon and cokes, white cherry white claws, coors light, bud light lime, most hard ciders (woodchuck, blake's, & strongbow have the best flavor), and fireball if I'm feeling frisky

No. 1077656

Vanilla vodka (Absolut or Stoli) and Coke. Simple, but vanilla and caramel compliment each other so well. Excellent with a salty snack.

No. 1078677

That takes me back, vanilla vodka and coke zero was my go-to drink when I was in college

No. 1078953

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im drunk either im gonna post a lot and be annoying or pass out good luck everyone

No. 1079017

drunken rigbt now became the government let me out of the house. I LOVE lolcow.farm and all u girlie$

No. 1079027

vodka and coke or rum and coke, moscato or pinot wine, chocolate martini, wine coolers because I'm still a basic college bitch, i found out I also like sake and soju, the fruitier the better… I like redbull and vodka but it sometimes gives me really bad effects

No. 1080763

Suck on a Costco hotdog instead of a dick, it tastes better and is still bigger than your man

No. 1080764

and whoever was last at this Costco got banned for cowtipping kek

No. 1087044


AND I will DANCE TO COMEDIAN'S GALLOP (classical song and it's in flcl) I LOOOOOOOOOOVE LOLCOW thoguh it's hard to drunk post because the site (or is it my vpn???) always goes so SLOOOOWWWWWW


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nonnies my beloved

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No. 1095911

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Drinking in the tub y/n?

No. 1095913

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No. 1096006

anon, i love you.

No. 1096039

having a couple beers and I'm in a pretty good mood! hardest decision I need to make tonight is deciding if I want to make rice or chowmein with my dinner (tofu stirfry with lots of ginger)

No. 1096062

I went with rice heh heh

No. 1097970

I'm drunk, eating chocolate (fuck my diet) and dancing to theme hospital music.
Fuck everything, I should do shit but I want to dance and drink. Fuck, I want to dance and sweat with someone.

No. 1098137

Gin and tonic time babey

No. 1098141

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having just a little mango vodka w a touch of passionfruit juice before the gym, hoping i'll start feeling good enough to actually want to go tbh

No. 1098191

heuhuehueu im tipsy and drawing in the LC draw/art board while blasting a yt playlist of music i've curated over the years. Bless this site sometimes I gegt to enjoy my nuns with guns without shame and moids

No. 1099163

thank god im a NEET and hate leaving the house..otherwise i'd be buying wine everyday

No. 1099193

Let us do this together sometime bonnie!

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No. 1099399

Based anon
White or Rose wine>>>red

No. 1099405

I didnt know we had a drunk thread but I guess I have my plans set for Friday now kek

enjoy drunk nonnies, ily and have a shot for me

No. 1099434

baste. red gives me such bad headaaches.

No. 1106226

white wine anon back again to say i legit think that wine is like a cure for everything bad in the world i was so depressed and now im just tipsy

No. 1109957

Why eat your calories when you can drink them?
I can't wait to not be bloated from binge eating!!!!

No. 1112781

u guys, i'm drunkkkkkkkkkk let's go play yugioh

No. 1112785

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same but idk how to play? i wish i could fulfill your wishes fellow drunk anon

No. 1112791

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is this strong or am i too weak nonitas? cheers anyway

No. 1112819

did you eat and how many did you drink?

No. 1113458

I mean 12% per can is pretty strong, yeah. I would consider a can that is 10% fairly strong, average is anywhere from 4% to 8% imo. So you are drinking something that's like 2x as strong as a lot of other canned beverages

No. 1125982

I'm at the club but would rather be at home on lolcow. I miss you nonnies.

No. 1127521

at home having VBs, any aussies awake? having to pre-cook some food for my boyfriends sister going to have a chill one.
Hows everyone going?

No. 1127529

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sweet tea vodka mixed with more tea in the literal morning, planning on being tipsy all day while working (from home). fuck it all nonnies

No. 1127538

nice, I'm celebrating friday by day drinking

No. 1127541

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I had one of these yesterday. Planning to get another one today

No. 1127543

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good for you, anon. enjoy your friday! what are you having?

No. 1127546

that sounds good. mojito anything usually improves it. i typically like to cut to the chase and just drink mojitos though and add more lime, water, mint, etc, so i get the best bang for my buck and don't have to deal with the beer aspect. looks yummy and convenient tho

No. 1127547

thank you nona, you too! I'm drinking an alcoholic seltzer atm, but I also have some white wine ready

No. 1133846

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THANK YOU to the anon who recommended these, I made a stop on the walk home to get one because I knew I had seen them before and you are so right, they're delicious and strong

No. 1134061

kek, you're welcome, anon! i think it was in the vent thread but yesss these are so good and SO CHEAP. glad someone else can enjoy them! feels like everyone passes them up because they're cheap and look like they won't taste delicious

No. 1138066

noniiiiiis ily

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No. 1141818

I took a personal day off work cuz I hate it but also need to finish moving into mt new apartment so now I'm doing beers and putting together furniture sup ladies

No. 1141914

I'm kind of tipsy and feel like talking to friends but nobody is free right now another night of drinking and vidya I guess ?

No. 1141996

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watermelon vodka and melon juice, bitches!!! hope you guys are all having a lovely time. i'm supposed to call my friends but i'm not feeling it and just want to bask in my buzz

No. 1142370

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My job recently went from 8am-4pm to 11pm-7am recently so it screws up my dinner/drinking plans. Or just weekends in general. Like now I can't invite friends over to chill and cook, nor spend time with my bunnies like usual.

So what is my crazy ass gonna do? Stop?! Nah. Having some rum with pineapple juice, then a small bowl as a "nightcap". Get a decent buzz, then hopefully sleep through the sun and heat.

I will still enjoy my life to the fullest! We all just gotta adapt, stay responsible, mind your business (for the most part – we are on this website after all lmao).

Anyway yeah, a tad tipsy. Love you guys. Be safe out there, especially when drinking!

PS A photo of the neighbourhood sky

No. 1177629

Drunk. Just left a bar. Sometimes I feel sad when moids don't hit on me or want to take me home. But right now I am at home in my night gown and eating some boxed mac and cheese. Life is okay

No. 1180430

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I'm about to drop out of university and none of my friends are responding to my texts. Who want to be my girl best friend now I'm all alone and have zero career prospects

No. 1180510

I love beer. I hate mixed drinks and hard liquor, I can always taste the alcohol. I just want my summer shandy with the smooth lemon finish.

No. 1180527

Yeah okay

No. 1190508

im drinking white peach vodkak and soon i'm gonna move on to cheap scotch mixxed with orange juice yowza yowza yowza

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No. 1190707

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drank a few el topo chicos and I just wanna say even when nonnys act autistically or tell me to kill myself I still love this site and every LADY on it (lurking scrotes die)

No. 1192874

I hope its not too late to say I do nonnie

No. 1192899

i love you anon mwah mwah

No. 1193091

Took my cat out to sit on the stoop and drink some beers. People beside my apartment are partying so she's getting pets every time someone comes out for a smoke (they are also giving her space and smoking away from her lol.) The weather is really nice and I have a bunch of gyoza to look forward to when I'm buzzed.

No. 1196793

that sounds amazing

No. 1196921

wait, they make spiked topo chico now?

No. 1208837


TRULLYYYSSS r the worst but they r SO good

My bfs mom loves to get me drunk bc I love on her for what a great son she produced

Weird shit

Still good

Let's love and vibes anon

No. 1239483

sorry to necro but im currently resisting drunk texting my ex by shitposting and looking at pics of my anime husbando and im happy to report that it’s working. Love you nonnies thanks for being a distraction

No. 1239505

I am drinking after working a 15 hour day and getting home to see what fucking women's health rights have become. I aborted a baby when I was 26 because the timing and my mental health wasn't right, and I am still with that man 7 years later. It that instance it was our decision, and he he supported me no matter what i chose. I'm drinking for my sadness for all the women in fucked up states who have to deal with risking their personal health, I wish Earth would implode and just kill humanity because somehow it never gets better and there is very little light left worth celebrating I honestly started sobbing and I've only had 3 drinks kek
Love you nonnas, next one is for you!

No. 1239520

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I love you too anon, things are scary right now but we’ll make it through it all even if it has to be through sheer spite. we’re in it together, this truly (the drink) is for you too

No. 1239553

I'm the one you replied too

I don't have friends or literally any social media
so when I get real drunk sometimes I'll be like "I'm gonna take a selfish and delete ot because nobody cares'
No joke I have hair loss now
Or the Grey's idk
I'm so mad

No. 1240651

in defense of the vodka cranberry:
-vodka is low calorie.
-cranberry is yummy.
-I think cranberry might be good for UTIs.
-it's easy to make.
-it is aggressively feminine.
I wanna kiss a farmer!

No. 1240655

Nona i typically don't like vodka cran but I think i will now, for you. Kisses!

No. 1240669

You know, it always gets written off as the 22 yr old girl drink, but how much of that is really just minor misogyny? Vodka + cran all the way!

No. 1240672

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Having a few beers even though I'm broke and probably shouldn't have spent any money of them.

The world is shit if you're a woman but all I want is to fall asleep and be held in a cute girls arms.

Pic related is for every girl on this whole board

No. 1240677

I love this pic, I looked left first and Im still sober. Ill cuddle you nonna!
Slainte to any irish anons drinking 3am whiskey!!

No. 1240679

samefag just to say I'm glad this thread was necroed as its a personal favourite to read your drunk bullshit anons, I love you all so much

No. 1247131

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drunk again i still love my fictional best boy. i need to dl tinder again or something I can’t keep doing this kek

and i’ll do it again too, ilu anon! your next drinks on me~

No. 1247199

Do not drink absinthe, it's just Jagermeister but horrible, plus it ruined redbull for me. I wish I could go back in time and undrink it

No. 1253553

My fav 6 pack now comes as an 8 pack so that's cool

No. 1253554

Trying to stay sober until Friday or Saturday so drinking can be fun again grrrr

No. 1253672

I made a bunch if stupid posts last night probably shit up a thread or 2 but it was /ot/ so whatever I had fun, and I'm glad I turned off my phone because a scrote I know was flirting with me and I liked it because I was still drunk, god I'm glad I barely responded kek.

The only thing this makes me think of is that that stuff was banned in my country for a century because it made people trip and now that it's legal they changed the formula.

No. 1254720

my boyfriend is making steak !!!!! I'm so excited he makes it so well I love him !!! I'm so happy

No. 1254732

hope it's good! om nom nom

No. 1254733

godspeed drunk/sober nonnie

No. 1256360

I drink in your honor, nonitas. May you thrive forever

No. 1256397

I fucking hate hiccups shit experience 8/1

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No. 1257810

yummy vanilla coffee deliciousness

No. 1277504

live from the ritz!!!

No. 1280881

Just drank a liter of cocktails feeling great nonnas life is good

No. 1291471

Had some cocktails with friends! It was so fun (but expensive). Feeling pleasantly tipsy, but not uncomfortably drunk. Felt confident enough to give a guy my number. It'll probably end up being awful, but I still want my hot girl summer.

No. 1299175

Gin and sprite zero is delicious, gin and ginger ale is fucking shit. Like a bad Christmas drink.

No. 1312861

Having the shittiest strawberry margarita tonight, cheers anons!! I missed browsing LC while drunk.

No. 1319826

I am drunk in a bar and I just wanna say fuck mixed bathroom. Man piss everywhere ffs.

No. 1319830

Maybe to end mixed bathrooms we should start graffitiing the 'men commit 90% of violent crimes' pic.

No. 1319876

I wish I had a sharpie in my purse. There was a man waiting when I got out and I was so uncomfortable. It's dumb because they are still two separate bathroom and they are both mixed. The restaurant I went to before had mixed bathrooms too, which also smelled like piss obviously. I am never going back to both of these places. I was in the gay village so it is not a surprise that probably most establishments in the neighborhood are now like that. I don't know how anyone can think that having mixed bathroom in a place where they serve alcohol is a good idea. You are so much more vulnerable when you drink. Someone could put something your drink. You go to the bathroom because you don't feel good, the man can just follow you there and nobody will ask questions. I can't wait for this to stop.

No. 1360477

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I wish I was dead. I hate this town, there are no good ways to make friends and I felt like a fool coming to an event and being the only person alone there. I'm not a stranger to feeling lonely and I tried to cope and just have fun by myself but it's just not fun enough to do stuff by myself. I miss my actual friends and I wish that this town wasn't such a clique-y shithole. Do people here not move alone?? How the hell do others make friends!? Where are all the hobby clubs and meet-ups!? I'm so angry and disappointed in myself.

Anyway, drunk to cope and because I've apparently lost the ability to cry my feelings out. Nothing is going right but at least the haze from being drunk keeps things numb. Sorry to shit up the thread, it's nice to read posts here that are fun-drunk.

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ducks geese and swans are so beautiful I can't even stand it and I want to be around ducks and geese and swans every single second of the day

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this shit is deeeecnt, I'm 3 in at that wobbly stage

No. 1367484

Didn’t drink for a few weeks due to being sick as fuck then had literally one beer tonight and it made me so horny and slutty that I ended up having really great sex with a lot of foreplay and now I’m sober and fantasizing about some of the hottest moments. It’s like I can’t really be uninhibited unless I have a bit of alcohol and then I can just relax and feel more pleasure.

No. 1374923

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Lmfaooooooo that sounds gay as FUCK

No. 1384469

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Where all my nonnies at? I know I’m not the only drunk one on here. Get to posting bitches!!

No. 1384505

This is gay and retarded. It made me laugh. Or did I?

No. 1385130

nonnies how do you feel about IPAs? I'm an IPA bitch.

No. 1385169

Checked his history and its full of posts about him jerking it to tranny males KEK
IPAs are the best nonna. What’s even the point of normal beer?

No. 1385416

I like drinking generic brand sparkling water without ice and vodka, I don't know. I feel like I get more drunk when I cut out the ice. Just cool my drink and sip. I haven't even drank a lot and i'm drunk. Usually i need to drink a lot to get here, I'm a binge drinker I black out and drink, sadly. Been a while since I've felt legit drunk. Feels nice but i'm broke and a NEET and know i need to get on my diet and know I won't know when I can drink again. Love ya nonnies

No. 1386361

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hahaaaa I'm being annoying af rn. Or at least it feels that way. I made a promise to myself to not behave in such annoying ways in public so i have sectioned myself off to lolcow. LOL. i feel like there's poetry in this.

despite being shitfaced rn I want to say that I am doing pretty good in my life overall. I just didnt want to do anything after work. I exercised and worked pretty hard 2day and did some extra curricular research and then it just kinda all fell apartt. I felt the pressure. That's what it was. I had a therapy appt with my SUD counselor this morning and almost in a reactionary way I drank 4 shots tonight. I do not care but I do? I don't even know what my emotions are half the time. Oh shit I gotta write this down to tell her.

She's pretty cool. Doesn't make me feel like an asshole for using substances.
This is embarrassing even for the drunk thread. I hope all anons have a good night. Here is a reaction image i literally never get to use

No. 1386383

No thank you

No. 1390145

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I am soo effing drunk

No. 1393904

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what are your favorite things to do while drinking alone? I like to listen to oldies and play vidya. or have a good cry, but I need to do something less depressing right now.
I’m having vodka and diet coke tonight, cheers nonnies

No. 1394025

I got white girl wasted listening to records and playing vidya last night nona! have fun (feel better!)

No. 1394259

gonna have some Smirnoff black ices tonight and read LC had an evil evil day!

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No. 1395528

this reads as very aussie to me, and if it isn't I'm glad we share this culturally haha

I'm drinking goon with an empty uterus feeling good on a wednesday sparkling thoughts

No. 1399573

I've been drinking by myself tonight and messaging my friends. I really hope I'm not annoying them or being a burden

No. 1399588

Tonight I'm having a Kentucky coffee and painting my nails.

No. 1401093

get drunk and shitpost in youtubers DMs and see who replies

spoiler: most of them cause they are narcs kek

No. 1402968

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drunk again and unfortunately i'm still here and still love my fictional boy. my friend is taking me bar hopping for my bday this weekend pls pray for me sisters

No. 1407089

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im gonna get as drunk as i can off $15 and make bad choices bcus i need distraction to keep me from offing myself preemptively

No. 1407117

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it's saturday ladies, who's drinking. I am (I'm trying to learn about sake/relearning japanese so I can succeed in this job at a sake bar. 清酒が勉強している lmao. or fuck, is it を??? は??? anyway)

No. 1407136

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watashi wa remedial math class-chan. konichiwa. gomen ne.

No. 1407154

NTA but me too nonnie….me too…

No. 1407171

Weeb who wasted my years getting a japanese degree incoming. It is: を

No. 1407934

watsashi wa tipsy desu, ogenki desu ka

No. 1407959

I just wanna say i looove my dogs sooo sooo mich. I have 3 all girls. All dogs are cool but i think female dogs are more loving and sweet. I have a big chow chow ans i couldn’t stop smiling at her cute droopy face. She is like a lion teddy bear come to life. I am going on vacation next month and worried for my dogs but overall life is so good right now

No. 1431391

Got the best grocery store wine ever, it's from Chile, dirt cheap and damn good. Cheers nonna's!

No. 1438417

I had some drinks with coworkers and managed not to embarrass myself, so as a reward I'm home drinking alone and posting about it on lolcow

No. 1448971

like how warm alcohol makes me feel. will never become a drinker/heavy drinker but it's cold as shit my dad's asleep on the couch (don't want to wake him up so i can't get to the kitchen) and i feel nice and warm despite no warm drink

No. 1448989

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I WISH I WAS DRUNK RIGHT NOW BUT I HAVE NOTHING HERE TO DRINK AND NO WAY TO GET IT. I haven't drank for a week and would love a little something if I could get it.

No. 1449876

thanks for reminding me to listen to more KATE this winter. hoping a little something comes your way nona

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No. 1474845

just watched the first episode of the last of us show and the last few episodes of kaleidoscope on netflix with my dad and we got very wine drunk lol now i’m gonna play some cyberpunk

No. 1474848

No. 1474923

I’d like to experience being drunk but I’ve got a fatty liver

No. 1474967

you’ve never been drunk before? not judgemental at all i’m just from a country that’s basically unheard of lol

No. 1477894

drinking white claws and chilling with my cat watching Down The Rabbit Hole videos. still waiting on that EVE online video plz fredrik im begging yuo… i think i will make dinner soon. happy friday nonnios

No. 1477906

I'm drunk I'm making ube jello

No. 1477911

having just watched Kaleidoscope drunk over hte last few nights it's not a great show for drunk watching lol I got really confused and it's also a bad show so it already didn't make great sense

No. 1477912

Do you guys drink even if you're on some brain pills it doesn't mix well with? Not judging, I definitely have done that because I like a drink sometimes and I take a brain medicine sometimes (never found one that did much). Zoloft and some other stuff never really had any interaction I noticed so it was fine. Drinking on Wellbutrin was too crazy, I actually stopped drinking while I was on it because I became too powerful (manic) and acted like a reckless psycho.

No. 1481044

I'm drunk and I have to go to work tomorrow and I don't want to!! Talk to me instead nonas.

No. 1481155

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I went to a rap show, the guys name is JID. I'm into hardcore and metal but my moid likes rap. It was cool I think. I just drank a lot. I came home, finished my ramen and got dicked. I'm pretty drunk. Fuck I love being this drunk.

No. 1483022

Watching wrath of khan for the first time in years with my boyfriend (it’s his first time watching) and I started to shout “oh shit!” when khan took off his shirt. Them tiddies. Luckily I stopped myself before I finished kek

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No. 1483029

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I drank on Wellbutrin and had a fucking seizure kek. Little one, but fuck that. Turns out I was already having a shit reaction to Wellbutrin because I wasn't fucking depressed, I had RA and my docs were too fucking lazy to listen to me. In terms of the thread I don't drink much anymore (fucking inflammatory response) but tonight I'm getting a little wild with some dry red OOOOHHHHH. I LOVE CHIANTI. Sangiovese and Rioja is also based and I love Beaujolais. Cab Sauv is foine. Fuck I'm a wino now I used to drink speyside scotch and smoke cigars AAAHHHHHH

No. 1483031

i really like JID! happy to hear you enjoyed yourself nonaa

No. 1483084

No. 1483273

trying to get turnt

No. 1483928

no money for weed (a tragedy) so I'm getting drunk tonight, who's joining me nonnies

No. 1483930

hell yeah nonnie

i just ordered chinese and im about to have a few beers and watch hockey

No. 1483938

I had some vegetarian chili and I'm drinking vodka+tangerine juice and watching an old Undertale playthrough

No. 1484065

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samefag it's four hours later and I'm drunk and crying about a video game

No. 1484084

I'm drunk and listening to metal, I originally planned to go to bed like an hour ago but I haven't stayed up this late in a while, feels good nonnies.

No. 1484100

tangerine juice exists? I didn't know that. sounds good. I want to try it now. What vodka is it?

No. 1484128

Me after the walking dead game

No. 1484129

tangerine juice is so good, sweeter and less acidic-tasting than orange juice. just really nice. I buy organic cold pressed from the big supermarket near me, you can also find it at trader joe's if you're a burger.

also it is shitty smirnoff vodka because I have no money

No. 1485051

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i just watched the first few episodes of star trek the next generation after drinking a bottle of wine and jesus christ i have such a crush on yar i want to cry i want a girlfriend

No. 1485196

why are letsplays so cosy though…nonnies can we go back to 2015? i want to be a bebe again.
>>1485051 man nonnnie i know that feel…i literally play the same videogames just because my rugged waifu is in it

No. 1485609

Sadly she is just trauma wank fodder for rape and data’s retarded romance I pretend it never happened.

No. 1485699

oh god i know what you mean i still haven’t gotten over the last of us 2 mainly due to ellie. she’s the reason i found out i was a lesbian instead of bisexual lmao.

also the walking dead game season 4 made me realise i liked women in general at 16 after growing up with the games and clem so it felt extra special to me. you can always trust zombie games for the cute wlw romances.

jesus episode 3 was so out of the blue i was so weirded out with yar and data’s fling i’m not looking forward to any more of that ugh

No. 1486454

i can’t stop pissing.

No. 1506977

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I love you Nonas. If lolcow went down permanently I genuinely don’t know what I’d do. Where the fuck do you go to find women that don’t boot lick? You all are incredible and I wish you all safety, happiness, and freedom. Good night.

No. 1507624

My favorite part about getting drunk is shitposting on lolcow. I expect to see some of you bitches in here tomorrow!

No. 1507643

Honestly does anyone have recommendations for internet spaces like lolcow, like I'm thinking of using giggle(though I'm 99% sure it would be banned in my country)

No. 1507700

What is giggle?

No. 1508639

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So, what are we having tonight? I’m starting off with picrel and moving to lime and whiskey cocktails.

No. 1512161

just finished a bottle of wine and i’m so inspired to continue sewing a cosplay i’m making but it took me 10 mins to thread a needle. pray i don’t sew my hand and ruin my fabric nonnies

No. 1512303

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picrel article is 3 years old so not sure if it still works this way but LOL

No. 1515114

Fuck my stupid worthless loser fucking boyfriend. I get drunk as fuck just to function around his batshit insane crazy family that I don’t even like. And we get home and he just leaves my drunk ass on the bed to play video games. I just cry and lay in his bed. How worthless am I to him he just leaves when I beg him to stay that I feel sick and need him. Fuck him. I’m done,

No. 1515126

>bored on a lame ass cruise when I was 18
>couldn’t buy drinks
>scour the ship for abandoned half drank alcoholic drinks
>gulp down any and all I can find then book it away from the crime scene
>somehow don’t get sick from this
>arrive at port and binge drink legally in Cozumel
>dumbass me probably drank ice or methanol-containing bootleg liquor or both
>black out for a few hours
>come to while back on the ship and start freaking out asking how I got there
>I had just been shouting I LOVE MEXICOOOOO but otherwise being pretty pleasant until that point
>spend the rest of the two nights vomiting and feeling like I was gonna die

>be 15-16 year old me
>use birthday money to get randos to buy me gigantic mega bottles of Smirnoff vodka
>keep it under my bed, regularly do shots of it using the cap
>rarely use chasers, maybe some Coca Cola, usually just water
>go for walks afterwards
>often puke behind the green box
>no big deal
>keep on walkin’

Honestly it’s insane that I’ve never been kidnapped, maybe I just give off super crazy bitch who will bite a mfer and vomit in their face kinda vibes

No. 1515133

Watching Youtube Poops by myself and drinking IPAs. I want to write but idk

No. 1515151

Lucy! Lucy! Lucy!

No. 1515157

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Now I’m gonna need to watch my fave

No. 1520115

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Getting drunk before I go party with my bestie later, eating doritos and watching Tales of Vesperia: First Strike. God Flynn and Yuri are so gay!!! This is some sweet relief since I've been starving myself and just laying in bed the past week. Wishing all nonas a nice weekend.

No. 1520626

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RUN, don’t walk, and buy this deliciously light a crisp fucking mead that’s only $12 for a 750ml bottle. I have hated most meads I’ve tried but this is amazing. No syrupy feeling or weird aftertaste. I sound like an ad, sorry just drunk with a tinge of the tism

What’s getting you drunk nonny!!

No. 1520686

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was happy drunk now sad drunk
can see the detritus at the bottom of the glass
I didn't even realize wine had detritus

No. 1520690

same yo. the wine remants like an occult star, looks kind of like tea leaves

No. 1520713

Thank you for posting a cute pic of my husbands

No. 1520716

mine wasn't that pretty it was just flaky!

No. 1520857

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Tbh i dunno much about booze so I just got this red wine cuz it had a cat on the label. It was really sweet and easy to drink! Also i wanna try that mead you posted!! Hope they sell it here. The only time I ever had mead ever was in some viking restaurant in Stockholm kek

They're too adorable!!!

No. 1523095

been a while but i’m still here and still drunk on a monday nigh, ilu nonnas, hope 2023 has been kind to you so far. love, yumeanon who needs a better hobby and job

No. 1532329

My nonnas my nonnas im heeeeeeere

No. 1532354

I'm gonna try to get drunk later nonnas but I'm also really sad because the tax for alcohol is going up significantly again fuck this fuckin hippie

No. 1532355

City. I meant city. I was looking at a hippie walking by when I typed that. Fuck I need to get drunk.

No. 1533563

Not drunk like I wish I was, because the restaurant I went out to refused to serve me. They said I was underage because my ID has a red box that says “under 21 until” even tho I’m 25 years old lol. What a joke of a restaurant my boyfriend just ordered a drink for me. Then the waitress came back to our table and said “I heard who this drink is really for. I’m going to give it to you anyway” like wtf

No. 1533576

She knew she was wrong she just wanted the conversational upper hand. Bad idea on her part because she lost money on the tip.

No. 1533783

feeling silly rn

No. 1544101

My bf brother having a wedding where groomsmen have to wear all black and it’s sexy af I’m worried I won’t be able to stop myself from objectifying the men in front of my boyfie I was already doing it in the suit store and then we went to a nice brewery and there were hot guys and I ogled them hard too

No. 1553038

I’m very inebriated, and had to type drunk in the obnoxious iphone mobile search query in /ot/ (which didn’t work so I had into fucking google it). Why the hell would UI designers put ‘Find’ on the same mobile menu as sharing a page by text ?!? One of the these days I’m going to launch some troon thread or weird rubbernecking blog to my family and live in horror. Well now that I typed this, I recall the time when my parents caught me trying to delete the zip file of badly scanslated yuri manga from Lilicious in middle school. Wasn’t even explicit; they probably thought it was far worse. My worst crime was talking to adults on oekaki boards. By the time my siblings used the interwebs they gave up caring; my sister wrote warrior cats roleplay on forums with other 11 year olds and my brother voice chatted with a 60 year old architect on WoW every day. Ok the soju is leaving my brain, good night

No. 1579629

FUCK sad 80s jams the real existential angst soundtrak is the adagio sostenuto from hammerklavier
Performzd by ichter

No. 1579632

>>1579629. *richter. Fuck

No. 1588857

Why are junebugs the most retarded bug in existence I just watched one slam itself into the ground and get stuck on its back like 10 times in a row and have to flip back over they are too stupid to even land on the normal ass ground hahaha fukkin speds

No. 1588893

They’re lottele dumb angels, they don’t know what they’re doing. I have to try so hard not to squish the poor souls this time of year.
Drinking Voodoo Ranger beers because they’re just for getting drunk

No. 1588922

What is your genuine favorite tasting beer nonny

No. 1588926

Lager of the Lakes (Bells) when it’s hot. They have grown exponentially as a company in the last few years and I haven’t hat it since 2020 but I assume they still make it? Otherwise I like all Belgian triples.

No. 1588933

What’s yours?

No. 1588935

Literally don’t even like lagers it’s just that Lager of the Lakes is so good. God I hope they didn’t change the formula I want to enjoy it again once again now that they distribute to my region, but I haven’t seen Lager of the Lakes for sale near me yet

No. 1588943

Oh shit I can’t remember what it’s called. It might have been ia local version called white oak or something? But it was German? I don’t fuckin know. But I drink voodoo ranger a lot KEK

No. 1588956

I fickin love tal girls I went to a gay bar and fell on the dance floor (common loser moment for me) but these two tall girls helped me up n asked if I was ok I fuckin cried when one held me close I never got held by anyone like that n she let me sit with her n her friends untik my mom got me I’ll text thyme when I’m sober tho

No. 1589637

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Men are temporary, nonnies are eternal

No. 1589660

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No. 1589783

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Like many anonitas I have work tomorrow, am sitting on the porch drinking though. Today I'm glad for old live albums with good recording quality. Being friendless is ok when you can get lost in and with music.

No. 1589825

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they changed the usual dj of my local pub and it makes me homicidal that he will not take song requests where as the previous one would always play my shitty eurotrash

No. 1589828

Link me your favourite song to hear! What are you drinking?

No. 1589829

my final czech beer, this is my current home alone karaoke song

No. 1589831

Kek I love the guy's deadpan voice set to the super nostalic eurobeat, thank you nonna. I'm having a beer too, cheers to us.

No. 1589834

I wish we could dance around together (autistically ofc) because lately drinking has been so fucking boring and even my schizo ass cannot entertain myself

No. 1589840

I would definitely thrash around and make you look like queen of the dancefloor, it would be great. Do you go out to the pub often, or stay at home? Going out here is a pain thanks to the moids, it's nice to have people to talk to even if just online.

No. 1589843

I am a regular at my two local bars so I usually get left alone since people know I am there only to drink and dance if that. Occasionally some moid tries to hit on me but thankfully the bartenders are women so we can just talk smack about those losers. I think the local pubs are the only place I socialize at as a neet and I know it is sad but it is what it is.

No. 1589853

Wish there was a playlist thread cos your recommendations are very fun, I'm not too adventurous with music and it's nice to find new stuff. That sounds like a really cosy bar and I'm glad you are getting out of the house for a change of scenery, even for a bit. Hopefully your old DJ comes back or you can bully the new one off kek.

No. 1589854

lmao, maybe it is your turn to share something. Thank you for acknowledging my existence tonight

No. 1589859

Holy shit you actually sent me back into the early 2000s with TATU, goofy song and good times. Here's one for you, not quite the same genre but very nostalgic. Thanks for existing, anon.

No. 1589861

holy fuck I love agata kristi lmao, let us get married right now

No. 1589866

LOL no fucking way, what are the odds? I love you, let's elope…
This is my favourite song to listen to when I'm drunk and down, I hope you listen to it and feel powerful too.

No. 1589867

thank you for sharing, I only know the normiest songs from russian music scene but I love the language and the depressive themes

No. 1589868

Victor Tsoi, you're so based, anon stop I'm so depressed we can't drink vodka together and badly sing Soviet rock. Something in east euro blood just makes us melancholy bitches it seems. I have to go but you know, come post again when you're drinking. Love you.

No. 1589870

I will always remember this night and cherish you my sweet babushka

No. 1594250

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drinking by myself hating life no one to talk to

No. 1596443

Bro I went bowling and the drinks there were so nasty it gave me a weird cramp and I feel like barfing. Luckily I had a good drink before and after but I still feel like shit from that one gross cocktail wtf.

No. 1596511

what was the drink? lmao

No. 1596833

drank absinth, it was good but now my head feels very heavy

No. 1597005

I listen to this song every time I'm drunk and now you have to listen to it, too.

No. 1597008

Poor sweet nona

No. 1605628

Getting drunk as we speak. Life is shite.

No. 1609632

Have to post here to prevent massive typos in other threads. Having a nice time listening to Australian podcasts and browsing LC
Hello I have wine

No. 1609773

what podcast babes?

No. 1615066

This cover absolutely slaps, I don't get drunk often so it's always like a whole experience kek
Love Iggy, great taste nonna!

No. 1615068

Have you ever listened to the Dolly Parton’s America podcast? It’s short but i got wrapped up in it. Good drunk listening

No. 1615082

Thanks nonna, I'll check it out!

No. 1615231

drunk and watching now nonnie

No. 1621844

I’m drunk and sleep deprived and shitting up all threads I can possibly post in. I’m not lonely, you’re lonely! How many years have I been a shut in NEET and how will I ever escape?! I’m cackling but also filled with dread and I’ve never actually read this thread before so I don’t know what you drinkies normally post and this is probably incoherent bullshit but I have no
Social interaction aside from insane parents occasionally contacting me and lolcow and my cats and it’s starting to get difficult. I’ve never been a sad drunk and everything is hilarious my life is pathetic I should be more embarrassed but I’m not I just am and I don’t think I’m a bad person but I don’t think anyone is a bad person. Sometimes I wish I had anyone to talk to but I feel so guilt inflicting my existence upon real humans. Cheers!

No. 1624950

Idk if this is the current thread or not sorry if neceo bit I've been dri king for the fourth and I love you all! How is everybody doing tonight

No. 1624958

Hello anon. I’m fine, starting my 4th beer. How are you'! Do you have any cool music recommendations ? What are you listening to right now girl!

No. 1624977

Knight fork by "Feed me jack" is so good! I really like the instrumentation . But recently I've been listening to nostalgic songs from the 2010s and below for fun. I'm doing good! Feeling good and happy to be alive

No. 1624998

aww I'm happy you're alive too anon. Thank you for responding back to me.

No. 1625004

Love you nonna! drinking some PBR for the fourth. I checked out Feed Me Jack too. Absolutely beautiful taste, and now you got me feeling nostalgic as well. I think you would like Green Aisles by Real Estate

No. 1625216

I'm happy you're alive anon!

I'm glad you like it! I'm listening to Green Aisles now. I like it, thanks for the rec

It's morning so I'm no longer drunk but I wanted to respond to you ladies

No. 1625221

Drunk all night now I'm hung over and depressed

No. 1625229

do you have any hungover remedies? I like ginger-ale and a multivitamin

No. 1628620

Im so drunk im about to do karaoke in a bar, pour one out for me nonnies

No. 1628622

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Forgot to attach this

No. 1628652

it better have been down with the sickness or im hitting the dislike button

No. 1628817

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It was barbie girl pls dont hit me

No. 1629013

Nonnas I drank too much sparkling and I have work in the morning. What's your best hangover cure for before you go to bed? Just lots of water?

No. 1629015

lots of water and if you have an electrolyte drink or a powder like people mix into their water after exercise it helps

No. 1629194

I think I have to stop drinking beer it makes me feel slightly allergic, I thought it was citra hops for a while but but my reaction to them is inconsistent so it must be something else… can’t decide if I want to become a casual brewer to figure it out or just drink wine and liquor and forget about beer

No. 1633056

Just powerwalked home through my not-so-safe neighborhood

No. 1639151

Chugged two overpriced beers on a concert so not quite that drunk yet but I was surprised how disassoaciated I was from the concert I was at with an old friend.

No. 1639417

water with extra trace minerals added and bentonite clay or charcoal tablets.

No. 1647814

Omg, I found the drunk thread wooooo. Hi Nonnies, your Ricky gif drunk nonita here. Well, I was drunk but I’m more high now. Where all my drunken uk anons at???
(I can’t wait to read and cringe at this in a few hours)

No. 1647983

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No. 1652053

SUPER DRUNK RIGHT NOW ALL I WANT IS A CUTE GIRL TO LOVE IN MY ARMS while I pretend I'm an intellectual as I sperg to her about stupid shit and that she gets it while she touches me and leans against me as if I wasn't being way too serious and stupid as fuck

I am so fucking lonely but goddamn this crippling pain of loneliness is the worst. I have never had a gf and I am not sure about ever having one because of my scrote interests. I love hugs and say it openly and whenever, so scotes take it up which is whatever to me but they're fucking weird as fuck. It's impossible for moids to give a hug in a non-platonic context to the opposite sex. But fuck, right now I say no to women unlike them, and it's honestly because any girl that has ever hugged me made me feel uncomfortable. Cause goddamn, when their boobs press against mine it ignites some… feelings that I know I shouldn't feeling. I feel so conflicted about this so it makes me want to run kek. I'm way too drunk don't take me seriously lmao

No. 1658708

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i think i need him…

No. 1658751

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oh my god his side profile

No. 1662173

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Fairly drunk and high as fuck on shrooms. I feel good. I feel great. I want instant noodles

No. 1683605

i’m listening to love live songs and feeling super nostalgic tn!! i’m also thinking back to when i had like black butler fan pages on tumblr when i was like 15 did anyone else have an obsession with bb or an other anime at that age :))(:)))))))

No. 1688963

here again drinking celebratory shitty wine because i got a better job at least temporarily yaho <333 still a yume though but officially a ~professional~ now

No. 1699291

Nonnies I’m here and I’m drunk on stupid fancy microbrew beer

No. 1702439

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armagnac feels like whiskey going down but it smells so flowery i wish they made perfume out of it. i want to wear this smell every day. if anyone else is drinking on a weekday more power to you wish i didn't have work tomorrow

No. 1702692

drinking by myself
I just wanna say I hate men so much its unreal trannies INCLUDED
good night nonnies

No. 1702699

kek. i hate them too. good night

No. 1702707

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No. 1704899

free wine event im having a good time and am now sleepy at home; the sweet risling coulda been sweeter tho. guess i like high alcohol thats somehow super sweeet tho.

No. 1706198

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loook at her go haha

No. 1706356

Drunk thought: Remember “orz”? I thought that was next level emoji shit when I was 15 or so. I always heard it phonetically in my head even though I see the little kneeling figure. Pls no ban for emoji posting, used for conversational reference only

No. 1706357

Look at her fucking go she’s a trooper

No. 1708028

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I spent so much time looking for this picture LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE PONGO

No. 1708041

Lol this is hilarious

No. 1708056

I'm so happy people like this banner so much, I had my doubts when making it but I'm glad people loved it in the end

No. 1708063

youre an artist nonna

No. 1708065

Easily my favorite banner well done

No. 1711782

I get drunk like one a month now, makes it so much better. Every time I'm like 'damn' you know?

No. 1717550

I just got back from a work event and its so much fun getting low with your coworkers.

No. 1718340

My nonnies my nonnies wazzaaaaaaap

No. 1718344

What’s your drunk tard song?

No. 1718420

NTA but Tiffany Trump - Like A Bird

No. 1718486

Nonnie WHAT

No. 1718838

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I'm in the very last stage of recovering from a cold and soooo bored, wanna get drunk but I took a lyrica earlier and don't wanna double up on CNS depressants… bought a bunch of beers for tomorrow tho hehe. Also bought a picrel and had a few sips before remembering I shouldn't be drinking & pouring it down the sink. But it was rank anyway.

No. 1721561

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hello, nonnies! i love you all so much. i've lurked on here since i was twelve but started posting when i was 19, and funnily enough, lolcow and fem-imageboard experiences were formative experiences in my life. i found lolcow through an art salt thread, and since then looking at other fem-centered imageboards, i've found a lot of women who shared both different and polar-opposite views of mine, and i feel it's helped me become a far more well-rounded person. currently, i'm double-majoring, solo-minoring, working, vp of my southern mid-tier sorority, and i'm not enjoying the responsibilities. anyway, i love you all so much, and for eleven dollars, you can feel as i do now! it's fall break, so i'm not just getting randomly drunk on a monday. i love you all so much! if you're reading this, please tell me about your days.

No. 1721596

Those balls are so rank I bought one out of curiosity and it was not too offensive at first but by the end I could see why the balls are all over the street I wonder if even alcoholics can stomach this shit GOD DAMN

No. 1721602

I was homeschooled in a “school is evil” kind of environment so I’m so jealous you get to experience school even though I know it’s stressful as fuck from what everyone tells me — basically like a job where you pay to be there? I hope it serves you well in the end!

No. 1733912

>Lurking since 12
Same nonna, glad you're well!

No. 1736524

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I'm drunk and posting shit on the AI ​​thread compulsively, my dad is buying me a house I'm the luckiest neet and I love you all on lolcow, your my favorite place on earth

No. 1738181

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Hello! What are we drinking tonight? I'm having a gin and lemonwater beverage. It does not look as fancy as this image and it does not have lavender, but it's close.

No. 1738215

Stella-induced sad thoughts n shenanigans rn

No. 1738218

yeah that's about how I picture aifags, skilless neets with rich parents who never had to work for anything.

No. 1738235

Ahh, that’s cool anon!! I hope you love your new house!

No. 1742719

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Real life is so fucking dispapointing nonnies. I'm done with this shit. I'm tired of boring friends who can't even go to a bar that plays good music and then makes mewalk an extra 3 blocks to a bar just to then uber home while I have to walk SEVEN blocks home in the rain, heels, and below 0 temperature. And then pay more cover charges. Nah. I just went home and cried and then cleaned. Imy imagination is the only place where I can pretend that I life is exciting and I dance with cute guys in my halloween costume. No regrets. I can live my whole life in my head because then real life is not so unbearable,. i wish I was anyone but me

No. 1744014

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sitting in the shower with the lights off and listening to music is great when you're a little tipsy. just hang out for an hour until the water heater goes cold. red wine is superior to white wine btw.

No. 1744021

Life facts
Wine facts

No. 1744024

thanks for the support don't understand why someone wants to drink grape adjacent flavor water when thick grape juice is right there

No. 1744028

But if I turn the lights off, I'll be fearful that a demon will snatch me up and drag me out of my shower

No. 1744049

Oh is it a thickness thing? You should try white Niagara grape wine, the flavor is… round and thick and juicy like a grape, not sure how else to describe it (might have been the place I got it from though.) Catawba is also “thicker”.

No. 1744082

Just saw the shadow of my hand and couldn’t figure out why I had so many fingers. Focused my eyes and realized I was seeing one extra. Harmless typical drunk issue but damn I think it’s time to go to bed.

No. 1776057

girll u a lesbian? me tooooo

No. 1794232

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hi nonnieeees, god i am so grateful for a lot of you. despite the mess this place can sometimes be there are some legitimately amazing women on this website and i am lucky as fuck that i've gotten to not only chat with you but in some cases become very close friends. it could be you nonnie, you don't know for sure! this is anonymous, silly! you could be the awesome ones, and if you think you are, you probably are. i love you, you fucking goof balls. you know i've posted in the graduation thread like five times and i keep coming back after a few months?? and that's because of you silly biscuits. never stop being who you are, please be cringe queens, silly stacys. i know youre doing your best and that's all anyone can ask for nonny, i don't need nothin more. shout out to the nonnie who uses picrel as her email avatar, pretty sick nona, i dig it

No. 1827585

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Bumping for the holidays!

No. 1827587

Do people get drunk on Christmas? I didn’t know that

No. 1827593

Sweeney Todd or fat tits sweeney can't remember her name is a butter face, possibly currently the most famous butter face. I wouldn't wish that on anybody

No. 1827626

You have been consuming way too much online media. Like 90 percent of famous men are butterfaces but they're never shit on the way I see Sydney Sweeney

No. 1827679

I don't care about men in the media they're all psyops

No. 1827683

i woin at beeer ponmg!!!

No. 1827723

Lmao good job

No. 1827725

Sydney is cute I won’t let the angry scrotes or Nona’s tell me otherwise sorry. She’s not like an angelic beauty Hepburn or something but she’s really pretty people are crazy. Cheers to her on drunkmas

No. 1828510

Man, some shots of tequila and vodka and I'm already tipsy. My tolerance was so high when I first turned twenty one. What Happened? Kek

No. 1828589

Hungover and woke up from being drunk as hell last night. Looked at my search history and it was just animals with Down syndrome?

No. 1828591

At Christmas time we let in light and we banish shade

No. 1828868

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Just woke up and getting into a bottle of fancy merlot I got for Christmas. I love the holidays. I wish the shops would open sooner. I'm dying for a cigarette

No. 1828870

No. 1828972

Last two Christmases I had to work and do night shift this year I got to stay with my family and get drunk. I got so drunk I don't remember the end of the night but I was surrounded by loved ones and was safe. Such a merry happy good time. I am absolutely paying for it this morning it's very touch and go on whether I will throw up everywhere

No. 1829574

love you all

No. 1829758

Finally getting around to drinking my holiday fav - whiskey, diet ginger ale and cranberry juice with tons of ice. Feeling very fuzzy, it was a nice couple days hanging out with my bf's family, I like them a lot. I hope you guys had some good happen for you this Christmas, pls drink water if you're drinking!

No. 1830098

Tha's an unsual mix. I really want to try it though

No. 1830260

I hate living abroad. No one does Christmas here. I'm on PTO but no one is around. Drinking by myself, enjoying my own companyy

No. 1831120

Every time I get drunk I fantasize about living in America or Brazil and partying my ass off, reminds me of when I was a teen and I thought once I turned 18 I could just go around and do anything kek. I used to not understand why people got nostalgic for their teenage years but I totally get it now.

No. 1837369

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Self medicating MS with alcohol

No. 1838132

i will never ucking drink agian fick meeee i hateee ittttt pl

No. 1838136

Im fonna be so ducking sober lime next ywat yeah likw its happening mods dont ban me pls i fickin lobe this place like the besg one on ghe inynwrnet im aleo gonnw wtop being a fuicojg druggie likeeee

No. 1838138

but like maybe i would do some meth again idkkk

No. 1838149

Feeeklinf super yoee super sucidial watswd yeaes wedebt yount menag to be beauriful??!

No. 1838156

Meth is good I won't lie

No. 1838493

Pleasantly crossed right now… but I have a bone to pick about the alcoholic Monsters. The green flavor doesn't have the same kick as the energy drink. Like, it doesn't taste enough like battery acid and I'm mildly uncomfortable. That's all. It's pretty good though.

No. 1840004

I tried one of those morning recovery drink before you get drunk things to prevent a hangover and it actually lowkey worked I have basically 0 hangover despite drinking a lot

No. 1840014

lmao my bf's sister has MS aaaand thyroid cancer, everyone's been noticing her drinking more because of her shit lot inn life lately. In my imaginationland this post was by her

No. 1846363

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yooooooo sims 2 goes hard, the soundtrack gives me the motivation to get the fuck up u I guess. Love you all ♥

No. 1846390

the fuck is that thing?

No. 1846535

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Finished all my tickets for the week, last MS Teams call done and I've got a bottle of gin. Gonna be a good day.

No. 1846636

the sound of crickets, ice cubes cracking, cat purring, waiting for the rain. the wine is cheap but the vibes are unbuyable.

No. 1847392

LLove you all and ggin. Gim the bests

No. 1847447

A dog I made in the sims 2 while on my 3rd whiskey sour

No. 1847549

true art

No. 1848299

my boss accidentally screwed me over, after she fixed it she mailed me an expensive as fuck bottle of gin to say sorry. drinks on her tonight!

No. 1848304

I got some Gin too. Might as well have a glass. Cheers, anon

No. 1848317

I'm sober now but it was a pretty good day. What do you mix it with? I do Indian Tonic Water with a load of mixed frozen berries.

No. 1848322

Does anyone have experience with smoking alcohol? I'm deep in the alcoholism so I'm trying to find ways where I can drink but not get fat. I've seen some stuff online where they wrap a balloon around the top of a kettle and the kettle is full of vodka. I just want to know how much I should put in. I don't want to die.

No. 1848323

I have tonic water and fresh blueberries.

No. 1848324

Sounds sweet. Cheers nona

No. 1848493

Girl sometimes it’s just better to accept our limitations. Alcoholism + disordered eating = very easy to overdo it. Smoking alcohol is MUCH more intense and comes on quicker than drinking. You won’t want to drink anymore if you successfully do it because it won’t live up to inhaling it. But because it’s inhaled, it goes directly into the bloodstream. It doesn’t irritate your stomach so the warning signs of alcohol poisoning like vomiting won’t be present.
I know you know it’s dangerous, and idk what to tell you to convince you to care about that. It’s not worth it. It would only be a good idea if you’re actively suicidal or you want to make it 10x harder to ever get out of this hole. Good luck. If you do decide to do it, please make sure someone is with you.

No. 1848639

Oh my god. I had no idea that's what happened. >>1848322 Nonnie don't do it. Just drink a vodka soda with a lime twist. That's my low-cal binge drink.

No. 1849391

Jfc this insanely dangerous. If your worried about getting fat start taking coke or something. Heck Fentanyl is probably safer than that.

No. 1850936

Welll uh jeez nona please don’t do that, if you’re not trying to gain weight but dealing with alcoholism. Stick to vodka and sparkling water and some chicken broth/pickle juice.

No. 1858775

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I'm 28 and never had a hangover. If I'm boozing until the wee hours of the night I will feel a bit tired. I'm not trying to start shit but just wondering what it's like?

No. 1858938

It is hell. Like your whole body is revolting against you. You can feel your inner organs in a way you should never experience. You hate sunlight and laughter. You might vomit several times. It might come out your nose. When there’s nothing left to come up, you might start vomiting literal stomach bile. You are simultaneously nauseous and starving. Your skin might break out in red patches. You might feel offing yourself or a severe sense of anxiety and doom. The hangover can last for days if you truly over did it. You will swear off alcohol, but somehow you end up back in the same place wondering how you got there.

No. 1859137

Jesus Christ that sound terrible. Is that alcoholic withdraws or just a regular hangover? Either way it it sounds horrific. I'm sorry I can't give my blood or whatever to you.

No. 1859168

That anon is fucking nuts, the worst you'll likely get is a headache, some nausea, irritability, dehydration, and you might be depressed and anxious. You'll have to spend the day drinking gatorade and eating some salty fat foods but you'll be alright. I've had a few hangovers and it's never any worse than what I've mentioned lmao that anon must be an alcoholic.

No. 1859199

Nonna I think you’re an alcoholic

No. 1859207

This is what mine are like too but I drink till I'm wasted

No. 1859330

that's not a normal hangover… regular hangovers are basically nausea + headache and feeling very tired.

No. 1859599

nonnas i love you. im so comfy in bed after getting pleasantly tipsy and binge reading shays thread for the first time. tell me about your days!

No. 1859630

I am comfortable in bed but I need to go get some water because I have to wake up early and I stayed up too late.

No. 1859894

I hope you had a blessed night.
I'm in meetings all day and my manager is getting onto me about not completely work. Like bitch your stupid meetings are why I can't do work.

No. 1859897

I don't drink alcohol and don't plan to it gives me explosive diarrhea anyway when it's an ingredient in food I eat but I always wondered what it feels like to be drunk.

No. 1859903

It kinda feels like you're a little dizzy and warm. Makes my anxiety slow really down so that's good. Releases some happy chemicals.
Also makes you need to pee a lot and feel super bloated if you're drinking beer.

No. 1859905

Furthermore it lowers my filter and once I'm really drunk I have the urge to ramble on about whatever thing I'm obsessed with at the moment

No. 1859969

had some fun last night, bought some drinks for my roommate and we talked for a while about bullshit. It felt good because even though I'm a bit of a homebody I really appreciated having someone to talk to

No. 1860893

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> be me
> extremely autistic
> woman ive been very into invites me out to club
> awesome, perfect
> pre-game in my sorority house before going to her sorority house
> her sisters are with her
> whatiftheyrehomophobic.jpeg
> obviously not, have convos with all of them before going to the club
> still autistic
> get tipsy enough to make heart eyes at her but not enough to do anything
> just awkwardly dance to saltburn tracks the DJ is remixing
> fuckihatesaltburn.jpeg
> eventually go home
> she goes with me
> her house is one door over, we run over in the snow and she says bye running home with her sisters
> the sinking reality of my complete and utter ineptitude of communicating with others sinks in
> binge drink and eat taco bell
> browse lolcow as i do every morning, afternoon, and night
what is wrong with me

No. 1861968

Not drunk anymore but very hungover and sick. What are your remedies anons

No. 1862104

Probably too late for this, but here’s what I do for hangovers. Glass of water first thing in the morning (or afternoon kek) plus pain killer of choice and some pepto. Then I make a fruit smoothie with bananas and berries. Potassium and antioxidants are good for recovery. Coconut water is a plus both in the smoothie and throughout the day for replenishing electrolytes. If I’m not super hungover, I’ll have a vegan breakfast sandwich later on. It’s my comfort food and making it vegan is easier on the stomach ime. Indica edibles take the edge off, if that’s your thing. Then I take it easy all day. Getting some light excersise, like yoga or walking, and a shower or bath helps. Feel better, nonnie!

No. 1872573

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nonnas I just wanted to say ily and I’m glad this site exists like even when stupid shit happens I am so glad to have a space like this still running online and to talk to you nonnas about dumbass shit

No. 1872612

We love you too nonnie

No. 1876389

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Walked up the offo and the bitch behind the counter asked me if I wanted the usual. Yeah I do but at least play pretend with me that I'm not a complete degen. Gonna wash that shame down with fags and wine.
Fags and wine always fine.

No. 1879756

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Legit cannot handle being around people right now, had to leave work early because I couldn't handle trying to do customer service when I'm like 5 minutes from a mental breakdown. Went to the liquor store right after and just got drunk am eating pizza

i'm thinking about that woman knitting who saw me crying in public and just like, put her hand on my shoulder and looked at me in the eyes with tears in HER eyes and said something really beautiful and sweet and profound to me that made me want to cry more and I just never loved anyone more in that moment (or felt more loved weirdly)

No. 1883298

had a lovely older lady do this to me too, about 2 years ago, nona. it really gave me a reason to live, so i feel you here.

her and i actually ended up talking for about 3 hours until she left with my number and never called (for help to her, she's older and has no kids so i wanted to look after her) kek.

i miss her and hope she's ok

No. 1884310

Does anyone else get really drunk and read the bible and cry? I always get super religious when I'm drunk and I'm not sure why. I don't cry in a sad way either it's more like "oh this is soooo beautiful" kind of way. Also I always get drunk on Vodka when this happens.

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