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No. 854762

Cheers!

Previous thread: >>>/ot/204765

No. 854862

I wish I was drunk

No. 854900

What's a good drink to make with amaretto?

No. 854903

>>854900
alabama slammers are really good but they kind of take a lot of ingredients for a cocktail

No. 854913

Drank a bunch at the bar with my friends last night and hungover. Just got off work and thinking of grabbing a pint. I’m going thru a very fresh breakup that was heavily caused by my drinking. Gotta get me shit together but today lmao

No. 854914

>>854900
honestly if you mix it into an espresso it's so good, i usually will have one before i go out partyin (in lieu of a disco nap)

No. 854921

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Time to make mojitos with mint from the garden

No. 854927

>>854921
That sounds great anon, I have a lot of mint in my garden too and love adding it to drinks. My favorite is to add some to a gin and tonic

No. 854985

>>854921
>>854927
I don't know why I find this to be so fucking adorable

No. 855072

>>854985
Love u anon

No. 855135

>>854921
Bunch of ladies just having a good time. Love to see it.

No. 855648

I wish I could have the level of main character syndrome that Dorian (ofherbsandaltars) has. Like I have a lot of the same issues but my life would be a lot fucking easier if I could just lean in to it and romanticise it all like she does

No. 855663

Got some nice wine, time for the quality of my posts to decline even further

No. 855669

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No. 855676

>>855648
Me too sis, me too

No. 855759

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Hi I’m drunk anon who always posts gifs of Ricky

Enjoy

No. 856060

>>855759
bless u nonnie i am here for the Ricky gifs

No. 857252

>tfw get really outgoing when I'm drunk and have friends on discord the next day I don't know or care about
Gotta stop this

No. 861825

Nonnies I was seriously thinking of self-harming tonight for the first time. Good thing cleaning yourself up is too much work and I don't have a bathtub for convenience. I didn't hurt myself although I would love to have pretty designs and eDgY words on my skin.
Instead I'm just going to deal with these negative thoughts tomorrow and hopefully not be too hungover tomorrow. Social anxiety is a bitch. I'm coming to terms with the fact everyone hates me.

No. 862073

You guys also have shows that trigger your alcoholism?? I was rewatching Sharp Objects tonight and holy shit does it make me want to drink because Amy Adams is constantly drinking and they direct it so enticingly, the sound editing for the swish of liquid and the clink of ice, setting everything in a dim luxurious house, etc. Not trying to take the blame off myself mind, just studying what triggers me. Kind of like how bad Mad Men was for people trying to quit smoking

>>861825
For what it’s worth I’m glad you didn’t hurt yourself tonight

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>>861825
Be safe and please don't hurt yourself, anonita.

No. 862449

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Drinking gin and ignoring commissions even though I really need the money. How are you doing fellow anons?

No. 862451

>>862449
I too am drunk, how you doin

No. 862452

>>862451
Remember to drink some water too, what beverage are you having tonight?

No. 862455

>>862452
I've been having rum and chasing it with kombucha, I rarely drink so I'm pretty off my rocker after 3 shots. How about yourself?

No. 862460

>>862455
Kombucha is a good choice, I've been meaning to buy some but I'm so picky about the flavor lmfao. I'm just mixing gin with honey and sparkling water, it seriously tastes like perfume and old people.

No. 862464

Yo so wtf anons, I once drank too much and woke up hours later, my heart racing and pounding harder than I've ever felt it. I thought I was going to have a heart attack. Then, about a week later, I drank equivalent to a drink or two and my heart started doing that shit again. I drank a fuckload of water and ate and it eventually subsided. What is with my heart?

No. 862465

>>862464
I'm scared I can't drink again

No. 862533

>>862464
Might be Holiday Heart Syndrome. Fast, irregular heartbeats after a binge drinking session. I had a co-worker who drank alot talked about it at one point. It seems like it seems like resolves after some time.

No. 869835

Knowing I have a turkey sandwich to eat at the end of the night is better than this buzz

No. 869848

>>869835
I know that feel, love having a good snack planned for after drinks

No. 869853

I started out just drinking straight vodka for years, until I discovered the yummy beauty of icy alcoholic margaritas. Why did I used to torture myself when I could get wasted on frozen limeade?

No. 877452

i have to get up and work in 4 hours and i'm just sitting here getting drunk on beers, smoking cigs and being on my phone like the sexy, dumb bitch that i am

No. 877515

>>877452
Hope you got some sleep nonnie

No. 881155

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paid a stupid amount for fish n chips delivery for the second night in a row, living my best life uwu

No. 881929

>>881155
oh no its happening again(https://lolcow.farm/rules)

No. 883176

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No. 888667

i'm so drunk trying to have a conversation with my boyfriends family who i'm very close to talking about her thirteen year olds susters friend problems and trying to coach her through it. o had vodka and grapefruit juice and my eyes are very blurry . sage for retardation i know this is gonna have so many typos . does anyone wanna be best friends?

No. 888669

by lolcow standards i am the biggest idiot for that last post please forgive me girls (samefag)

No. 888671

The entire room is spinning

No. 889172

>>881929
Which rule did I break?????

No. 889181

>>889172
KEKKKKK sorry nonny, you got pwned

No. 889182

>>889172
Did you use an emoji?

No. 889188

>>889182
nta but yes they did

No. 889193


No. 889205

>>889193
uwu isn't an emoji, it's a word and it's read oowoo. fact

No. 889516

>>889172
You used an emoji, it was a beer and something else, can't remember what.

No. 890435

I went to my local Renaissance Faire and got some delicious wine which I'm enjoying now

No. 890493

>>890435
jelly af, anon, thinking of going to the ren faire next month! did you dress up as anything??

No. 890523

do you guys shit green or brown after a lot of red wine? I do
I call it black water syndrome

No. 891007

>>889516(emoji)

No. 891012

>>890523
Yeah it like dyes your insides

No. 892164

I got $100 gift certificate from my parents to a winery. Great, right? Well I went there today with my bf and when I walked in this boomer male shouted "HI DO YOU WANT A TASTING" and I went um I don't know and my boyfriend said no. We had some awkward convo with the guy and then we went to look at wine. I felt flustered and just grabbed some that looked good, and I was happy to find mead. We rung our stuff up, and the lady said I was $5 short and I had to spend the entire certificate at once. I was like um, ok? I grabbed a bag of popcorn that was like 4.50 and she was still being bitchy with me and said some cents were left. OK????? So I threw a bottle stopper from the counter on there and I was over the amount, so I had to pay extra. What the fuck? It's a gift receipt, it is already paid for. Why do they care if I get enough stuff to make it even? The entire time the boomer male was yammering useless shit, gushing at us about how young me and my bf look and talking about his hair and I wanted to literally murder him. I am never going back to that hellhole. Also I am drunk on the wine I got. It's FINE

No. 892263

>>892164
O geez this made me cringe because I know your frustrations. Hi I work at a small business like this and the reason you have to spend the whole amount is because they're probably using QuickBooks POS or something similar which will draw the till negative and dick up the books if the whole amount isn't used as recorded. Did they hand type your sales in? It's stupid af but a lot of small/medium businesses don't have the luxury of tracking gift receipt totals so it's usually a "spend it all" unspoken but enforced policy. Sorry that was such an awkward experience for you tho!! Enjoy your drink!

No. 892276

bnna die alone but its cool,

No. 893857

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i'm drunk out of my mind right now but like i made an autistic piefce of fanart for one of the threads in /snow/ i'm boutta get sat on by a janny i hope she enjoys it

No. 894126

Sometimes, when drinking, I get an accent. So last night while I was gaming, I had to declare “I’m not British, just drunk” because one guy thought I sounded foreign. I get lazy with my tongue and I think I do it to keep from sounding like I’m slurring lol

(Tbf, I do wish I was from terf island instead of burger land but whatever)

No. 899139

im out of alcohol

No. 900665

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I used almond milk as a mixer tonight….. lolcow what are your personal lows

No. 900729

>>900665
When I was 17 and retarded I tried mixing white wine and mountain dew.

No. 905098

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Haven't drunk in a week because was taking meds + had to fix my sleeping pattern but now that it's more or less normalized I'm drinking away my sorrow over my closest male friend transitioning

>>900665
Gin and water. Literally just water

No. 905111

>>900665
Some years ago I was house sitting for my uncle and felt like having a few drinks. Well they only had Captain Morgan ( spiced rum) and some cans of Dr Pepper so I used that as a mixer. After finished my first glass I got so nauseous I puked like 3 times. Never AGAIN. ( as a side note I've never puked while drinking so this was a first, and the last time. I'm sure it's because of that nasty combination).

No. 905117

>>905111
that's weird, when I was a teenager I mixed brandy and Dr Pepper once and it wasn't really bad. I can't imagine it would be much different than the capt Morgan

No. 905129

>>900665
I'm morbidly curious anon, how did it taste?

No. 905251

>>905111
That’s weird that it made you sick. Was it the sweetness of the DP maybe? I can’t do sugared soft drinks because they make me feel awful… but diet/zeros are fair game lol

>>905117
Have you tried mixing Disaronno and DP? Diet Dr Pepper and that blend well. But since Disaronno isn’t that high in ABV, I’ll add a splash of rum or whiskey to if.

No. 905742

tried gin and tonic for the first time and of all the things i thought it would taste like why in the everloving fuck does it taste like grapefruit. i fucking hate grapefuit

No. 906770

Nonnas, sometimes life isn't as bad as it seems. I'm fucking wasted right now but thankfully it's a content wasted rather than a self harm wasted.
I do wish I had pizza rn, but it's probably better I'm not eating anything. Aside from being drunk-chan I also enjoy having stupid ana-chan behaviors.

No. 912150

Should I drink this entire bottle of Korbel or nahhh?

No. 912157

>>912150
drink like 2/3 of it at most. last time i drank a bottle of bubbly i had the worst hangover ever and i rarely get them as it is.

No. 912167

>>912157
Ugh I'm already there. But you have a good point.
On the other hand, a song called 'Champagne' just came on my super random shuffle radio, so it may be a sign I should have more…

No. 912220

Decided to drink for the first time in a bit while I go through my closets and organize some things. I found a bunch of paintings an ex-friend did while we were hanging out together and now I'm sad. She was a crazy bpd-chan but she could be so funny and thoughtful.

No. 912228

>>912150
Honestly depends, if it's one of the big fat bottles then no. If it's a normal one maybe but take ibuprofen before bed because those champagne headaches are killer. Happy drinking

No. 922498

Sup fellow anons, what’s your poison tonight?

I’ve had too many but I’m currently drinking a salted caramel vodka liqueur from hotl chocolat and it is devine

No. 934211

i just finished the beer in my fridge and all i have left is half a bottle of apple soju. i could stop drinking but i think i'll finish the rest of this soju with my chips and hope it doesn't wreck my stomach tomorrow. if any other farmers are also drinking hope you guys have a comfy drunk night. god i really hope my stomach isn't fucked tomorrow.

No. 934260

>>934211
I feel u anon. I started with hard ciders, ran out and bought some IPAs. Those ran out and now I'm drinking rum and coke. My tummy is wondering what the hell this fuckery is.

No. 935305

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>maple pear
Tastes like beer with sugar free syrup poured in it, makes me wanna puke
>Toasted marshmallow
Evil substance
>Apple crisp
The ghost of a hard cider back for revenge, terrible
>Pumpkin spice
Actually good I would buy a 12 pack of it

No. 935307

>>935305
I fucking LOVE pumpkin beers

No. 935348

>>935305
Maple Pear was gross. Everything else was pretty good though. I actually enjoyed the toasted marshmallow.
They all taste pretty similar to me though, except for shitty maple pear.

No. 943555

I think I'm going to take a day off and buy some beer. What's everyone's favorite activities to do while drunk?

No. 943640

>>943555
Listen to music, mostly

No. 943881

drfinkinf always makes me feel so like…. carefree and happy, like back to the basics/ true essence of my true self, if thiat makes any sense???? like ok, i am a "lightweight" like i rarely drink just because 90% of time i do it socially and well, i just moved to a new city so… antisocial atm, and my bf doesn't drink at all. but every now and then i'll like make a litttle drink for myself as a treat and it's like the night-time version of…. idk…. taking my antidepressant/ ADHD med/ having that with my morning coffee? like fuck i wish it wasn't addictive nd bad for you and all that jazz, because it's such a nice sunny little fleeting feeling for me. my moods when i drink are never bad, it's either fun party karaoke hype girl friend, super romantic, or like reminiscent self-indulgent nostalgia but sweet instead of sad, ORrrr it's what i am right now which is. distinctly like… extremely creative and seeing all my ideas and projects more clearly and freely and feeling like i actually almost have the energy to actyually get them done for once. i hve one little vodka/ bubly soda mix and all of the sudden after a whloe day of feeling fatigued, i want to relearn guitar and clean the entire house and dance around to fun music and exercise more often and pull out oldcanvases and make art and call up all my girlfriends who are far away that i miss to say i miss them, like all at once. the only thing that ever sucks for me is the comedown/ hangover so i hope i don't get that, i took some charcoal to counteract it cuz i haven't had a drink in like. three months lol. and i do want to actually feel decent tomorrow.

idk if ANY of tht makes any sense but like idk does anyone GET what i mean kind of???? i wish i could feel this like, free of inhibitions and wistful and hopeful and goofy and young and energetic ALL THE TIME without being on a fucking substance. sign me tf up for whatever medication emulates that successfully in a non-addictive way because that shit will be the future

No. 943883

>>943881
You should take mushrooms anon, take the right dose and it's just like being drunk but without all the bad shit that comes with drinking alcohol. I don't know what country you live in, but in Canada you can have them delivered right to your door. They even do little capsules for microdosing. Because I totally do get exactly what you mean.

No. 943890

>>943883
woah it's crazy that you mention that, I was just reminded of that option the other day. like a year ago I was sent articles on studies that microdosing mushrooms can help with depression and other mental illnesses/ executive function which i particularl;y struggle wth, i hear pretty much nothing but good things but i've never tried them before and the last time i was on a drug substance that wasn't alcohol was super scary and traumatic for me because i felt out of my own body/ out of control of the situation, so i'm a little hesitant. but since they're natural and i know you can research like, what the right type and dosage would work best for you, it seems more controllable. thanks! i'm in the states so i doubt you can get it easily here, but i'm sure it's nothing a little research can't solve. kinda want to convnce my bf to do it with me, since we both struggle with like the same exact mental health issues.

if you don't mind me asking, do you take them regularly ordid you just do them a few times/ what were your experiences like?

No. 943897

>>943890
I've used them about six times, I put a couple months in between bigger doses. You kind of have to put a good amount of time between large doses because your tolerance goes up even after only one use, so if you were to use large doses in succession they would be less effective. The most I've done is 3 grams and I always make them into a tea because it's easier to consume. You may or may not feel a slight nausea after first taking them but it will for sure go away in a short time. I've never had any crazy hallucinations (don't wanna either) but it does make colors brighter and it does fun things with shadows. I have star and moon stickers on my wall and when I take shrooms they wiggle back and forth.

I know it sounds a little dumb but I've never felt more free than when I'm high on shrooms other than when I was a kid. I feel very creative and expressive and excited to be alive. I feel powerful, but not in a delusional way, more like "I'm in control of me and I love me". Always do them when you're with someone, I do them with my husband. And only take a large dose if you're both feeling in good spirits to avoid any anxiety. If I feel a little off, I don't take any and save them for another week.

Microdosing is a lot different and my mother has experience with that. She used to have panic attacks at work because we worked at this super busy little cafe making the food, but after she started microdosing she seemed so much more calm and confident.

Absolutely do lots of independent research. I bet there are states where it's legal/decriminalized where you can get yourself some. Hope this helps anon!

No. 943913

>>943897
thank you, that does help a lot! that feeling you're describing is literally my goal, and it's similar to how i felt tonight/ how i feel when i've had a drink with friends, that sort of released inhibitions, confident but also pure/ almost innocent form of happiness. my swiss cheese brain doesn't allow me to feel that on a regular enough basis so this might be a viable solution for me if i can figure out how to do it. which is completely new to me, because i've never been one to like "source" weed and other drugs like some of my friends do, i've always been the friend that literally doesn't seek out or take anything unless i'm with a friend who smokes. plus weed is fifty fifty between semi-okay good vibes and making me have borderline panic attacks, so i'd rather not fuck with that as a solution either

but anyway, i'll look into it, ive found a couple of interesting threads on mushroom subreddits already. one random thing that comes to mind is that i am pretty sensitive to certain allergen families (like mold/pollen), but i mean i'm sure if i can handle fermented stuff like kombucha and a few muchrooms in my salad without breaking out, i should be fine if i'm careful. it's funny though, i almost deleted my first comment out of embarrassment but i'm glad i didn't. who knew that shitposting to lolcow at 3am would end up being so helpful!

No. 943925

>>943913
Yaaay I love being helpful, and I'm glad you had such a fun night anon. Rest well!

No. 949008

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i'm drunk for the first time in like 6 months… feels nice and silly rn but i know i'll feel shitty in the morning. i made a promise to myself to only drink w ppl i trust (family, bff) and my bff and i went to a halloween event so we got shwasted. honestly i dislike the feeling of being drunk or tipsy while alone mostly bcus i get horny . i need funny videos rn

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sister dropped off a pitcher of sangria so i'm having me a grand ole tuesday night

>>949008
really the worst part of being drunk alone is the horniness

No. 950514

Will that drunk anon come back to post her no0dz again?

No. 950539

>>950514
maybe she will on new years

No. 954192

my tolerance is so low rn im halfway smashed off one beer and its kinda annoying actually

No. 954839

>>954192
Same, nonna, I'm currently smashed off one beer and for some reason am sketching my beer bottle on a piece of paper. I just felt sad and lonely so I figured I'd rather just be drunk, even though it's probably the worst coping mechanism. It also helps that it killed my horniness for at least a while as me being untouched for years + being on my period means I just constantly feel the need to share how horny I am (only in online spaces, obviously)

No. 954850

I'm about to order a supreme pizza and open some bottled beer. I love them cold!

No. 954890

>>854762
Was supposed to go 2 my sisters Halloween party but my ride flaked and I have no friends so I am getting drunk in my house and my bf is gonna come get me later. I'm going to an amusement park 2morrow which should b exciting and I will simply not be hungover and I will simply not barf on the rollercoasters. I'm excited !

No. 954892

>>954192
I'm three coolers in and having a fabulous time just ride the wave nonnie <3

No. 955004

I'm drunk off my ass and have work tomorrow but i don't care cause i met a cute guy today

No. 955079

Is the suicidal ideation strong for anyone else tonight? Having some tasty cider to go along with it since it's Fall.

No. 955816

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what the FUCK is up!!! I know there's at least one other eurofag drunk at a Halloween party rn come on

No. 955925

>>955816
ahhhh come on someone talk to me im surrounded by normies and a koreaboo quasi gender special

No. 955927

>>955925
samefag btw

No. 955929


No. 955968

>>955929
hi queen happy halloween
the gender koreaboo is actually nice I feel bad for calling her that
anyway I'm wearing a corset that's uncomfortable as fuck, all you fashion history and cosplay bitches lied to me, they ARE painful smh

No. 956070

>>955968
It's not made for your exact mesurments

No. 956077

>>956070
you don't know that

No. 956160

>tfw sit back down with a fresh beer and already have a full beer
Ok I'm done. Happy Halloween ladies

No. 956163

>>956160
Hah, hope you had a good night, nonnie.

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drank three bottles of sapporo. do i go for four? lolcow decides

No. 961789

>>961787
Drink a glass of water

No. 961872

I've never used this thread before but now I can because I am properly inebriated! I am watching It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World with my husband and having an awesome time. I fucking love Phil Silvers stupid face and how awful his character is. This movie is fucking hilarious. I love this website and I love all my nonas. I wish I found you sooner. Thanks for just existing, all of you, even the ones that I argue with sometimes. You all know you're queens.

No. 962049

>>961872
This is so cute anon

No. 962082

Having gin+tonic with a little lemon and sprite zero to top it off. Gin is so nostalgic for me lol it was my first drink of choice and I feel really giddy after not having it for years.

No. 962122

I'm sober as of 2 weeks and will be for another 2. I haven't been sober longer than a couple of days for 3 years. Please have a drink for me anons.

No. 962123

>>962122
you da best

No. 963749

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i'm an alchemist. i'm the universe. i am god and she has been let out of the hamster cage. i'm kidding of course, until i'm not, i'm just combining alcohol, kratom, and nicotine together until i can feel an emotion. this is harm reduction.

No. 968459

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i bought myself a fuckton o breadsticks and theyre on their way and i skipped work today so im actually not falling asleep in the middle of netflix and im alone and that feels good

No. 971032

>>963749
How do you drink on kratom without getting nauseous? That's pretty impressive, the combination never worked for me

No. 979515

i made a drink: chocolate cherry baileys, vodka, chocolate milk and garnished with cherries. and i have named it The Period Shit because it's brown with red chunks.

No. 979524

>>979515
>i have named it The Period Shit because it's brown with red chunks
appetizing

No. 979525

>>979524
ty so much thats what i was going for

No. 979530

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i just want to kiss somebody

No. 979763

I hope I don't throw up nonas, all that's in my tums besides alcohol is almonds and chips and I don't feel so good

No. 979801

Tasty tunes

No. 980591

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Remember to drink enough when drinking, please take care anons.I love you.

No. 985846

just mixed :

midori
kinky vodka
gin
vodka

No. 986488

I am sipping japanese whiskey thinking about how I am so cute and everyone loves me even if sober me is too anxiety to realize and accept it

No. 986496

quick question for everyone; how do you not be a drunken mess everynigt. like how do you have the inherent drive to not fail and screw up the few responsibilities you have. I have friends who drink and do drugs and still maintain jobs and good grades meanwhile I'm about to drop out of school because I can't docyhec the bare minimum

No. 990422

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I’m at my first party in monthssssssss and couldn’t be happier to be here. Last time I got drunk was in front of my coworkers at our Xmas party so I still had to restrain myself and it feels so good to cut loose with my friends again. Can’t fucking wait to go clubbing after this.
Unrelated meme picrel to show love to my fellow wino nonnies

No. 992165

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>>854762
21st birthday tomorrow, may a nona get your best recommendations for a nice buzz? Something sweet and fruity? Chocolatey? Should I try liquor chocolates?

No. 992167

>>992165
Happy birthday, anon. The chocolate flavor is a lot of chocolate liquors is ass. Just very cheap tasting. Rumchata is my favorite every time, personally.

No. 992169

>>992165

I was obsessed with Malibu + pineapple and peach juice at that age. I didn't really like deeper flavors like dry wine and whiskey until I was like 24… then again I didn't drink until I was 21.

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY NONNA

No. 992189

>>992165
Anything with malibuuuuuuu

No. 992240

i was drinking hoping to feel better but nonas im a sad drunk, ive been trying to save up enough money to travel out of my country at least once before i die but life always happens andi have to spend the money on important adult stuff anchea and im just so tired of never having enouh money and this cheap ron its fucking terrible

No. 992276

>>992165
Ask for a chocolate cake shot!!! So yummy and if anything it’s super easy to make yourself.
Def look up some drinks before hand but some good basics to try would be like a Moscow mule, French 75 (ehh that one has champagne so use discretion), Cosmopolitan or White Russian (kind of hard to get at bars bc it involves milk). Majority of the time your bartender should be skilled enough that if you give them just “fruity” and “sweet” they should be able to make you something good.
Happy birfday btw!!

No. 994857

I made my own hot spiced wine since I am not allowed to go to Christmas markets without getting the jab. Very much recommend.

No. 994972

>>994857
>getting the jab. Very much recommend.
Sorry, I had to.

No. 995055

i hate it here

No. 995074

>>994857
youre doing amazing anon, all power to you!

No. 998057

At the bar in lolita by myself browsing lolcow. Based?? Or…???

No. 998935

>>998057
Based.

No. 1004291

MERRY CHRISTMAS NONNERS

No. 1004293

watchjng family vacation and cousin eddy is so hot sorry everyone. MERRY HO HO

No. 1004295

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>>1004291
nonners gang rise up

No. 1004360

>>1004291
MERRY CRISIS

No. 1004369

>>1004360
HAPPY CHRISTMAS HARRY

No. 1004696

>>1004360
MERRY CHRYSLER

No. 1004716

>>1004360
MERRY CRISPY CHICKEN

No. 1004720

>>1004360
MERRY CHRIMBUS KEEP IT TRIMMED AND WET

No. 1004744

>>1004720
MERRY CRINGEMAS

No. 1004778

I wish I could get drunk without becoming 200% horny. I'd be a ho if I was sociable & wasn't grossed out by semen.

No. 1004786

>>1004778
thar shit do be gross stinky egg white on ur hand

No. 1004816

>>1004786
Idk of it was just the dude I was with but it literally tastes like dusty death and smells no matter how much you wash it off. Like it feels like he just peed on you. Nasty.

No. 1004858

>>1004720
I ate my fair share of hair so I got my gift from Winterman
>>1004778
I only get like that with bacardi superior everything else gives me whiskey clit

No. 1004863

>>1004858
Proud of you

No. 1004911

>>1004816
What's worse, dusty or battery acid?

No. 1010505

Anons I'm so drunk. And high. I hope all you nonnies are doing WELL and GOOD and WRLL. I LOVE YOU ALLL.

No. 1011407

happy new years to my gmt+3 nonnies

No. 1011423

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Havent had a drink since the summer, I'm drinking beer alone on new years and I have no tolerence for it anymore, woop

No. 1011428

happy new years to my gmt+2 nonnies

No. 1011429

>>1011423
samefag, happy new years to you too queen

No. 1011440

I'm drunk, I still have rosé champagne but potentially getting some coke as well would really put a cherry on top of the night lol

No. 1011443

>>1011440
fuck i wish i had coke rn

No. 1011446

All alone, drunk, listening to music and imagining my crush showing up at midnight and declaring his feelings for me.. it won't happen but I can dream and.. drinking helps me dream

No. 1011449

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THe state of my skelly ass after 6 champagne glasses letsgooo, happy new year tw toxic abuse valid triggered nonny victim

No. 1011452

>>1011449
samefag, I fucked it up with abuse. I want a list of redtexted words

No. 1011456

>>1011452
triggered, nonnie. oof

No. 1011460

>>1011443
Me too nona, me too

No. 1011469

Drinking some wine alone in my new apartment… I hate new years eve. It's too noisy lol my partner is away visiting family, I kind of like the freedom

No. 1011510

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO MY FELLOW GMT+1 NONNIES ok I'm done

No. 1011512

>>1011510
CLINK CLINK NONNERS

No. 1011575

Happy new year gmt nonas!! Listening to depeche mode rn lol

No. 1011576

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No. 1011578

>>1011575
Baaased

No. 1011582

>>1011578
'Shake the Disease' to be precise!

No. 1011584

Averting the youtube sperging jannies I feel so good you can't touch me

No. 1011589

>>1011582
cheers nonnie! i listened to this song this morning while at work as well as sweetest perfection and enjoy the silence

No. 1011593

>>1011589
Based. Hope you have a great new years day, fellow depeche mode appreciator

No. 1011635

I didnt pay for a single drink tonight and people say stacies cant be on lolcow i beg to differ

No. 1011637

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>>1011635
based stacy

No. 1011638

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>>1011637
The slayification of an anonnita

No. 1011640

Cheers fir another shitry year anons

No. 1011658

>>1011640
cheers luv clink clink

No. 1011716

i tried to get drunk to feel better but now im just closer to calling everyone who fucked me over a cunt and im closer to killing myself. thank god i live near a bridge

No. 1011756

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Nona from >>992165 reporting back in. Didn't get to enjoy my b-day how I wanted to but today was finally the day. Had a glass of Strawberry Malibu with sparkling water, a 1/4 of cup of orange sangria and 1/4th of a Margarita. All I got was a headache, warm cheeks and tingly legs even 4 hours later. Am I that powerful? I must go stronger.

No. 1011804

I'm drunk and I'm high rn. Happy New Year nonnas!!

No. 1013250

sisters is noon and I'md runk as fuck. might this new year be everything you wished for!! i'm feeling rather emotional so i just want to wish everyone an amazingly good 2022, really hoping you get out of that toxis relationship and terrible work, yall deserve so much more you beautiful creatures

No. 1013496

Waiting to catch a good buzz before I start making dinner. Just went grocery shopping so idk what to make. Options I'm thinking of are gyoza and rice, burger and fries, or some pasta with salad and bread.

No. 1013509

Aww damn, drunk naked anon never came back… I wanted to laff.

No. 1019833

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I just had an unexpected shit day so I treated myself a beer and im feeling so glee while also having to decide whether I can drive to the store drunk right now. Ah. Fuck my life. I just want to restock my snacks. Can I just order snacks instead. Whew. Fuck my life. Fuck coping.

No. 1019870

>>1019833
heueue im back and putting cucumbers on my eyes bc theyre so puffy from excessive crying from both my internal sadness and from the movie I was watching while drunk.
I needed this so bad wheeew cucumbers feel good on my face rn

No. 1021724

I feel very depressed and drank a whole bottle of Stella rose and I want to drink the tequila my sister and brother-in-law got me but now I feel numb should I do it??????

No. 1021730

>>1019870
I drank with spaghetti dinner but i have low tolerance oopsie

I wish i could stop you crying non non
I hope you wake up and feel better
Sleeping after a good cry is always top quality

No. 1030110

hello nonas i am drunk and retarded tonight

No. 1030161

Getting dwunk tonight and hoping it won’t trigger a bender ~

No. 1030923

>>1030161
Samefag, it’s almost 4pm and I’m getting drunk agaaaaaain hello bender! I have hours before my bf gets home from work so I will be posting in many threads and I’m sorry in advance.

No. 1037799

My bf said he'd drive me to McDonald's tonight so I am drinking to get the perfect amount of drunk to two enjoy two cheeseburgers and a 6 piece nuggets with hot mustard

No. 1037821

Got drunk Saturday night out, now I have a bump on my forehead.

No. 1037971

drunk off like 3 vodka shots, thinking ab how even though I'm in a wheelchair I'm cute and pretty and horny for girls to sit in my fragile little lap

No. 1037985

>>1037799
this didn't end up happening :(

No. 1038414

I haven't been drunk in like a month and I miss it. Maybe today's the day. I just got some ashwaganda supplements and apparently ash + alcohol gets you looped. Wanna try it.

No. 1038442

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>>1037799

That's too bad. Drunken fast food really is the best. I was probably partying the most when I lived in the Netherlands, and they had these outdoor walls of fried food with little doors. These were like an oasis when your wandering down the street at 3am, drunk and hungry after leaving the clubs.

No. 1039313

Fuck my life. Lying in bed sobered up and anxious after blackish red wine dump only to start drinking again soon and not thinking about every time I fucked up. Funny that I am not even getting drunk most of the time, it makes everything even dumber.

sorry if the wrong thread, I am just depressed dumb bitch. Plz don’t hate me, I am not planning to continue shitposting lol. Just feel very sad. Hope you ladies are in a better place.

No. 1040241

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Im a little tipsy ayyyy waking up early for work tmoz but ugh It feels good, I just wanna marinate in the buzz.

No. 1040245

I need to wake up early as hell tomorrow and do schoolwork so idk why I'm 3 drinks in kek

No. 1042287

mmmm just had a quadruple vodka tonic on an empty stomach… almost feels like proper drugs

No. 1042399

>>1038442
this is amazing I've never seen or heard of this shit in my life

No. 1042404

I'm openinng a small cafe and everythtings going fuckinng wrong.. fuck my life.. I'm spending my entire life savings. It's not open yet but soooo much trouble. good god. Like above average for a business owner. aaaaaaaaaaa

No. 1042425

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>>1042404
Aw anon, I wish I could visit and support your cafe. You can do it!! This anon believes in you!

No. 1046294

If there's no safe amount of alcohol then I don't care. A few drinks wouldn't feel this good if it wasn't worth it in the end. Mental health issues? Don't know her.

No. 1051014

Uni has turned me into an alcoholic, & not even in the fun way. I just drink alone to deal with the stress. Just 1 more month then my dissertation will be submitted the relief is gonna be insaneeee

No. 1051021

>>1042404
I pray things will look up and be as smooth sailing as possible after opening!! I hope you'll get lots of business and live your best cafe owning life nonnie

No. 1063453

>>1030161
Update: it triggered a relapse kek been drunk almost every day since this post & am hiccuping drunk at 5pm right now

No. 1066987

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No. 1066990

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No. 1072038

hey you little piss baby huh you think you're so fucking cool huh you think you're so fucking tough you talk a lot of big game for someone with such a small truck

No. 1072042

samefag sorry but I miss my online friend I used to dm every time I got drunk to tell her I love her. I stopped talking to her in 2020 basically when I stopped talking to everyone. wow I wish I could go back

No. 1072055

>>1072038
No tranny music allowed

No. 1072087

>>1072042
I've reached out to my online friend after something like 3 years of not talking, and we're chatting on a daily basis again; don't abandon this friendship anon, reach out to her!

No. 1072163

>>1072042
I feel this, anon. Recently I have been reminiscing on old internet friendships so much, ones I let go of without thinking of how much I would miss them in the longterm

No. 1077028

what is your favorite alcohol??? also does anyone have any reccomendations if I like makgeolli?? I just had it 3 weeks ago and I think it's my fav drink ever? so much better than Sochu or soju and it tastes like rice cake, I love rice

No. 1077197

>>1077028
Mine is Garibaldi cocktail (campari+orange juice). Perfect balance between bitter, sweet, and sour.
I never tried makgeolli, sounds delicious

No. 1077489

>>1077028
I genuinely really like the taste of gin, especially if it's super cold, sometimes I crave the flavor even when I don't feel like drinking. Bourbon also tastes good in my opinion but I don't really like the smell when it's plain so I prefer it as an old fashioned so the citrus peel offsets it a bit.

No. 1077634

>>1077028
I'm addicted to soju, lately, it's super sweet like wine but small and easy to drink. My other favorite alcohol are: mojitos, bacardi limon and cokes, white cherry white claws, coors light, bud light lime, most hard ciders (woodchuck, blake's, & strongbow have the best flavor), and fireball if I'm feeling frisky

No. 1077656

>>1077028
Vanilla vodka (Absolut or Stoli) and Coke. Simple, but vanilla and caramel compliment each other so well. Excellent with a salty snack.

No. 1078677

>>1077656
That takes me back, vanilla vodka and coke zero was my go-to drink when I was in college

No. 1078953

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im drunk either im gonna post a lot and be annoying or pass out good luck everyone

No. 1079017

drunken rigbt now became the government let me out of the house. I LOVE lolcow.farm and all u girlie$

No. 1079027

>>1077028
vodka and coke or rum and coke, moscato or pinot wine, chocolate martini, wine coolers because I'm still a basic college bitch, i found out I also like sake and soju, the fruitier the better… I like redbull and vodka but it sometimes gives me really bad effects

No. 1080763

Suck on a Costco hotdog instead of a dick, it tastes better and is still bigger than your man

No. 1080764

>>1080763
and whoever was last at this Costco got banned for cowtipping kek

No. 1087044

I'M DRUUUUUUUNK HUEHUHEUUHEUHUE

AND I will DANCE TO COMEDIAN'S GALLOP (classical song and it's in flcl) I LOOOOOOOOOOVE LOLCOW thoguh it's hard to drunk post because the site (or is it my vpn???) always goes so SLOOOOWWWWWW


I LOVE YOU NONNIEA!!!!!!

No. 1087046


No. 1087049

>>1078953
GOOD LUCK!!!! I WISH EVERYONE WSAS ONLINE TO POST BUT I HOPE YOU'RE OUT AND ABOUT DOING GOOD TUSFF, I LOVE YOU NONNIES!!!! SORRY FOR BEING RETARd!!!!

No. 1095855

nonnies…

No. 1095878

nonnies my beloved

No. 1095883

>>1095855
yeeees?

No. 1095911

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Drinking in the tub y/n?

No. 1095913

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No. 1096006

>>1095913
anon, i love you.

No. 1096039

having a couple beers and I'm in a pretty good mood! hardest decision I need to make tonight is deciding if I want to make rice or chowmein with my dinner (tofu stirfry with lots of ginger)

No. 1096062

>>1096039
I went with rice heh heh

No. 1097970

I'm drunk, eating chocolate (fuck my diet) and dancing to theme hospital music.
Fuck everything, I should do shit but I want to dance and drink. Fuck, I want to dance and sweat with someone.

No. 1098137

Gin and tonic time babey

No. 1098141

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having just a little mango vodka w a touch of passionfruit juice before the gym, hoping i'll start feeling good enough to actually want to go tbh

No. 1098191

heuhuehueu im tipsy and drawing in the LC draw/art board while blasting a yt playlist of music i've curated over the years. Bless this site sometimes I gegt to enjoy my nuns with guns without shame and moids

No. 1099163

thank god im a NEET and hate leaving the house..otherwise i'd be buying wine everyday

No. 1099193

>>1098191
Let us do this together sometime bonnie!

No. 1099228

weeeeeeeeee

No. 1099251

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No. 1099382

I FUCKING LOVE WHITE WINE

No. 1099399

>>1099382
Based anon
White or Rose wine>>>red

No. 1099405

I didnt know we had a drunk thread but I guess I have my plans set for Friday now kek

enjoy drunk nonnies, ily and have a shot for me

No. 1099434

>>1099399
baste. red gives me such bad headaaches.

No. 1106226

white wine anon back again to say i legit think that wine is like a cure for everything bad in the world i was so depressed and now im just tipsy

No. 1109957

Why eat your calories when you can drink them?
I can't wait to not be bloated from binge eating!!!!

No. 1112781

u guys, i'm drunkkkkkkkkkk let's go play yugioh

No. 1112785

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>>1112781
same but idk how to play? i wish i could fulfill your wishes fellow drunk anon

No. 1112791

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is this strong or am i too weak nonitas? cheers anyway

No. 1112819

>>1112791
did you eat and how many did you drink?

No. 1113458

>>1112791
I mean 12% per can is pretty strong, yeah. I would consider a can that is 10% fairly strong, average is anywhere from 4% to 8% imo. So you are drinking something that's like 2x as strong as a lot of other canned beverages

No. 1125982

I'm at the club but would rather be at home on lolcow. I miss you nonnies.

No. 1127521

at home having VBs, any aussies awake? having to pre-cook some food for my boyfriends sister going to have a chill one.
Hows everyone going?

No. 1127529

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sweet tea vodka mixed with more tea in the literal morning, planning on being tipsy all day while working (from home). fuck it all nonnies

No. 1127538

>>1127529
nice, I'm celebrating friday by day drinking

No. 1127541

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I had one of these yesterday. Planning to get another one today

No. 1127543

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>>1127538
good for you, anon. enjoy your friday! what are you having?

No. 1127546

>>1127541
that sounds good. mojito anything usually improves it. i typically like to cut to the chase and just drink mojitos though and add more lime, water, mint, etc, so i get the best bang for my buck and don't have to deal with the beer aspect. looks yummy and convenient tho

No. 1127547

>>1127543
thank you nona, you too! I'm drinking an alcoholic seltzer atm, but I also have some white wine ready

No. 1133846

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THANK YOU to the anon who recommended these, I made a stop on the walk home to get one because I knew I had seen them before and you are so right, they're delicious and strong

No. 1134061

>>1133846
kek, you're welcome, anon! i think it was in the vent thread but yesss these are so good and SO CHEAP. glad someone else can enjoy them! feels like everyone passes them up because they're cheap and look like they won't taste delicious

No. 1138066

noniiiiiis ily

No. 1138120

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No. 1141818

I took a personal day off work cuz I hate it but also need to finish moving into mt new apartment so now I'm doing beers and putting together furniture sup ladies

No. 1141914

I'm kind of tipsy and feel like talking to friends but nobody is free right now another night of drinking and vidya I guess ?

No. 1141996

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watermelon vodka and melon juice, bitches!!! hope you guys are all having a lovely time. i'm supposed to call my friends but i'm not feeling it and just want to bask in my buzz

No. 1142370

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My job recently went from 8am-4pm to 11pm-7am recently so it screws up my dinner/drinking plans. Or just weekends in general. Like now I can't invite friends over to chill and cook, nor spend time with my bunnies like usual.

So what is my crazy ass gonna do? Stop?! Nah. Having some rum with pineapple juice, then a small bowl as a "nightcap". Get a decent buzz, then hopefully sleep through the sun and heat.

I will still enjoy my life to the fullest! We all just gotta adapt, stay responsible, mind your business (for the most part – we are on this website after all lmao).

Anyway yeah, a tad tipsy. Love you guys. Be safe out there, especially when drinking!

PS A photo of the neighbourhood sky

No. 1177629

Drunk. Just left a bar. Sometimes I feel sad when moids don't hit on me or want to take me home. But right now I am at home in my night gown and eating some boxed mac and cheese. Life is okay

No. 1180430

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I'm about to drop out of university and none of my friends are responding to my texts. Who want to be my girl best friend now I'm all alone and have zero career prospects

No. 1180510

I love beer. I hate mixed drinks and hard liquor, I can always taste the alcohol. I just want my summer shandy with the smooth lemon finish.

No. 1180527

>>1180430
Yeah okay

No. 1190508

im drinking white peach vodkak and soon i'm gonna move on to cheap scotch mixxed with orange juice yowza yowza yowza

No. 1190566


No. 1190707

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drank a few el topo chicos and I just wanna say even when nonnys act autistically or tell me to kill myself I still love this site and every LADY on it (lurking scrotes die)

No. 1192874

>>1180527
I hope its not too late to say I do nonnie

No. 1192899

>>1190707
i love you anon mwah mwah

No. 1193091

Took my cat out to sit on the stoop and drink some beers. People beside my apartment are partying so she's getting pets every time someone comes out for a smoke (they are also giving her space and smoking away from her lol.) The weather is really nice and I have a bunch of gyoza to look forward to when I'm buzzed.

No. 1196793

>>1193091
that sounds amazing

No. 1196921

>>1190707
wait, they make spiked topo chico now?

No. 1208837

>>1196921
HEEEEEEYYYUYY



TRULLYYYSSS r the worst but they r SO good


My bfs mom loves to get me drunk bc I love on her for what a great son she produced

Weird shit


Still good


Let's love and vibes anon

No. 1239483

sorry to necro but im currently resisting drunk texting my ex by shitposting and looking at pics of my anime husbando and im happy to report that it’s working. Love you nonnies thanks for being a distraction

No. 1239505

I am drinking after working a 15 hour day and getting home to see what fucking women's health rights have become. I aborted a baby when I was 26 because the timing and my mental health wasn't right, and I am still with that man 7 years later. It that instance it was our decision, and he he supported me no matter what i chose. I'm drinking for my sadness for all the women in fucked up states who have to deal with risking their personal health, I wish Earth would implode and just kill humanity because somehow it never gets better and there is very little light left worth celebrating I honestly started sobbing and I've only had 3 drinks kek
Love you nonnas, next one is for you!

No. 1239520

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>>1239505
I love you too anon, things are scary right now but we’ll make it through it all even if it has to be through sheer spite. we’re in it together, this truly (the drink) is for you too

No. 1239553

>>1239520
I'm the one you replied too

I don't have friends or literally any social media
so when I get real drunk sometimes I'll be like "I'm gonna take a selfish and delete ot because nobody cares'
No joke I have hair loss now
Or the Grey's idk
I'm so mad

No. 1240651

in defense of the vodka cranberry:
-vodka is low calorie.
-cranberry is yummy.
-I think cranberry might be good for UTIs.
-it's easy to make.
-it is aggressively feminine.
I wanna kiss a farmer!

No. 1240655

>>1240651
Nona i typically don't like vodka cran but I think i will now, for you. Kisses!

No. 1240669

>>1240651
You know, it always gets written off as the 22 yr old girl drink, but how much of that is really just minor misogyny? Vodka + cran all the way!

No. 1240672

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Having a few beers even though I'm broke and probably shouldn't have spent any money of them.

The world is shit if you're a woman but all I want is to fall asleep and be held in a cute girls arms.

Pic related is for every girl on this whole board

No. 1240677

>>1240672
I love this pic, I looked left first and Im still sober. Ill cuddle you nonna!
Slainte to any irish anons drinking 3am whiskey!!

No. 1240679

>>1240677
samefag just to say I'm glad this thread was necroed as its a personal favourite to read your drunk bullshit anons, I love you all so much

No. 1247131

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>>1239483
drunk again i still love my fictional best boy. i need to dl tinder again or something I can’t keep doing this kek

>>1240679
and i’ll do it again too, ilu anon! your next drinks on me~

No. 1247199

Do not drink absinthe, it's just Jagermeister but horrible, plus it ruined redbull for me. I wish I could go back in time and undrink it

No. 1253553

My fav 6 pack now comes as an 8 pack so that's cool

No. 1253554

Trying to stay sober until Friday or Saturday so drinking can be fun again grrrr

No. 1253672

I made a bunch if stupid posts last night probably shit up a thread or 2 but it was /ot/ so whatever I had fun, and I'm glad I turned off my phone because a scrote I know was flirting with me and I liked it because I was still drunk, god I'm glad I barely responded kek.

>>1247199
>absinthe
The only thing this makes me think of is that that stuff was banned in my country for a century because it made people trip and now that it's legal they changed the formula.

No. 1254720

my boyfriend is making steak !!!!! I'm so excited he makes it so well I love him !!! I'm so happy

No. 1254732

>>1254720
hope it's good! om nom nom

No. 1254733

>>1253554
godspeed drunk/sober nonnie

No. 1256360

I drink in your honor, nonitas. May you thrive forever

No. 1256397

I fucking hate hiccups shit experience 8/1

No. 1257808

HOT SHOTS HOT SHOTS HOT SHOTS

No. 1257810

>>1257808
yummy vanilla coffee deliciousness

No. 1277504

live from the ritz!!!

No. 1280881

Just drank a liter of cocktails feeling great nonnas life is good

No. 1291471

Had some cocktails with friends! It was so fun (but expensive). Feeling pleasantly tipsy, but not uncomfortably drunk. Felt confident enough to give a guy my number. It'll probably end up being awful, but I still want my hot girl summer.

No. 1299175

Gin and sprite zero is delicious, gin and ginger ale is fucking shit. Like a bad Christmas drink.

No. 1312861

Having the shittiest strawberry margarita tonight, cheers anons!! I missed browsing LC while drunk.

No. 1319826

I am drunk in a bar and I just wanna say fuck mixed bathroom. Man piss everywhere ffs.

No. 1319830

>>1319826
Maybe to end mixed bathrooms we should start graffitiing the 'men commit 90% of violent crimes' pic.

No. 1319876

>>1319830
I wish I had a sharpie in my purse. There was a man waiting when I got out and I was so uncomfortable. It's dumb because they are still two separate bathroom and they are both mixed. The restaurant I went to before had mixed bathrooms too, which also smelled like piss obviously. I am never going back to both of these places. I was in the gay village so it is not a surprise that probably most establishments in the neighborhood are now like that. I don't know how anyone can think that having mixed bathroom in a place where they serve alcohol is a good idea. You are so much more vulnerable when you drink. Someone could put something your drink. You go to the bathroom because you don't feel good, the man can just follow you there and nobody will ask questions. I can't wait for this to stop.

No. 1360477

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I wish I was dead. I hate this town, there are no good ways to make friends and I felt like a fool coming to an event and being the only person alone there. I'm not a stranger to feeling lonely and I tried to cope and just have fun by myself but it's just not fun enough to do stuff by myself. I miss my actual friends and I wish that this town wasn't such a clique-y shithole. Do people here not move alone?? How the hell do others make friends!? Where are all the hobby clubs and meet-ups!? I'm so angry and disappointed in myself.

Anyway, drunk to cope and because I've apparently lost the ability to cry my feelings out. Nothing is going right but at least the haze from being drunk keeps things numb. Sorry to shit up the thread, it's nice to read posts here that are fun-drunk.

No. 1367427

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ducks geese and swans are so beautiful I can't even stand it and I want to be around ducks and geese and swans every single second of the day

No. 1367444

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this shit is deeeecnt, I'm 3 in at that wobbly stage

No. 1367484

Didn’t drink for a few weeks due to being sick as fuck then had literally one beer tonight and it made me so horny and slutty that I ended up having really great sex with a lot of foreplay and now I’m sober and fantasizing about some of the hottest moments. It’s like I can’t really be uninhibited unless I have a bit of alcohol and then I can just relax and feel more pleasure.

No. 1374923

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Lmfaooooooo that sounds gay as FUCK

No. 1384469

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Where all my nonnies at? I know I’m not the only drunk one on here. Get to posting bitches!!

No. 1384505

>>1374923
This is gay and retarded. It made me laugh. Or did I?

No. 1385130

>>1384505
nonnies how do you feel about IPAs? I'm an IPA bitch.

No. 1385169

>>1384505
Checked his history and its full of posts about him jerking it to tranny males KEK
>>1385130
IPAs are the best nonna. What’s even the point of normal beer?

No. 1385416

I like drinking generic brand sparkling water without ice and vodka, I don't know. I feel like I get more drunk when I cut out the ice. Just cool my drink and sip. I haven't even drank a lot and i'm drunk. Usually i need to drink a lot to get here, I'm a binge drinker I black out and drink, sadly. Been a while since I've felt legit drunk. Feels nice but i'm broke and a NEET and know i need to get on my diet and know I won't know when I can drink again. Love ya nonnies

No. 1386361

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hahaaaa I'm being annoying af rn. Or at least it feels that way. I made a promise to myself to not behave in such annoying ways in public so i have sectioned myself off to lolcow. LOL. i feel like there's poetry in this.

despite being shitfaced rn I want to say that I am doing pretty good in my life overall. I just didnt want to do anything after work. I exercised and worked pretty hard 2day and did some extra curricular research and then it just kinda all fell apartt. I felt the pressure. That's what it was. I had a therapy appt with my SUD counselor this morning and almost in a reactionary way I drank 4 shots tonight. I do not care but I do? I don't even know what my emotions are half the time. Oh shit I gotta write this down to tell her.

She's pretty cool. Doesn't make me feel like an asshole for using substances.
This is embarrassing even for the drunk thread. I hope all anons have a good night. Here is a reaction image i literally never get to use

No. 1386383

>>1385130
No thank you

No. 1390145

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I am soo effing drunk

No. 1393904

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what are your favorite things to do while drinking alone? I like to listen to oldies and play vidya. or have a good cry, but I need to do something less depressing right now.
I’m having vodka and diet coke tonight, cheers nonnies

No. 1394025

>>1393904
I got white girl wasted listening to records and playing vidya last night nona! have fun (feel better!)

No. 1394259

gonna have some Smirnoff black ices tonight and read LC had an evil evil day!

No. 1394970

Sterniliebe

No. 1395528

>>1394259
this reads as very aussie to me, and if it isn't I'm glad we share this culturally haha

I'm drinking goon with an empty uterus feeling good on a wednesday sparkling thoughts

No. 1399573

I've been drinking by myself tonight and messaging my friends. I really hope I'm not annoying them or being a burden

No. 1399588

Tonight I'm having a Kentucky coffee and painting my nails.

No. 1401093

get drunk and shitpost in youtubers DMs and see who replies

spoiler: most of them cause they are narcs kek

No. 1402968

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>>1247131
drunk again and unfortunately i'm still here and still love my fictional boy. my friend is taking me bar hopping for my bday this weekend pls pray for me sisters

No. 1407089

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im gonna get as drunk as i can off $15 and make bad choices bcus i need distraction to keep me from offing myself preemptively

No. 1407117

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it's saturday ladies, who's drinking. I am (I'm trying to learn about sake/relearning japanese so I can succeed in this job at a sake bar. 清酒が勉強している lmao. or fuck, is it を??? は??? anyway)

No. 1407136

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>>1407117
watashi wa remedial math class-chan. konichiwa. gomen ne.

No. 1407154

>>1407136
NTA but me too nonnie….me too…

No. 1407171

>>1407117
Weeb who wasted my years getting a japanese degree incoming. It is: を

No. 1407934

>>1407117
>>1407136
>>1407171
watsashi wa tipsy desu, ogenki desu ka

No. 1407959

I just wanna say i looove my dogs sooo sooo mich. I have 3 all girls. All dogs are cool but i think female dogs are more loving and sweet. I have a big chow chow ans i couldn’t stop smiling at her cute droopy face. She is like a lion teddy bear come to life. I am going on vacation next month and worried for my dogs but overall life is so good right now

No. 1431391

Got the best grocery store wine ever, it's from Chile, dirt cheap and damn good. Cheers nonna's!

No. 1438417

I had some drinks with coworkers and managed not to embarrass myself, so as a reward I'm home drinking alone and posting about it on lolcow

No. 1448971

like how warm alcohol makes me feel. will never become a drinker/heavy drinker but it's cold as shit my dad's asleep on the couch (don't want to wake him up so i can't get to the kitchen) and i feel nice and warm despite no warm drink

No. 1448989

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I WISH I WAS DRUNK RIGHT NOW BUT I HAVE NOTHING HERE TO DRINK AND NO WAY TO GET IT. I haven't drank for a week and would love a little something if I could get it.

No. 1449876

>>1448989
thanks for reminding me to listen to more KATE this winter. hoping a little something comes your way nona

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No. 1474845

just watched the first episode of the last of us show and the last few episodes of kaleidoscope on netflix with my dad and we got very wine drunk lol now i’m gonna play some cyberpunk

No. 1474848


No. 1474923

I’d like to experience being drunk but I’ve got a fatty liver

No. 1474967

>>1474923
you’ve never been drunk before? not judgemental at all i’m just from a country that’s basically unheard of lol

No. 1477894

drinking white claws and chilling with my cat watching Down The Rabbit Hole videos. still waiting on that EVE online video plz fredrik im begging yuo… i think i will make dinner soon. happy friday nonnios

No. 1477906

I'm drunk I'm making ube jello

No. 1477911

>>1474845
having just watched Kaleidoscope drunk over hte last few nights it's not a great show for drunk watching lol I got really confused and it's also a bad show so it already didn't make great sense

No. 1477912

Do you guys drink even if you're on some brain pills it doesn't mix well with? Not judging, I definitely have done that because I like a drink sometimes and I take a brain medicine sometimes (never found one that did much). Zoloft and some other stuff never really had any interaction I noticed so it was fine. Drinking on Wellbutrin was too crazy, I actually stopped drinking while I was on it because I became too powerful (manic) and acted like a reckless psycho.

No. 1481044

I'm drunk and I have to go to work tomorrow and I don't want to!! Talk to me instead nonas.

No. 1481155

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I went to a rap show, the guys name is JID. I'm into hardcore and metal but my moid likes rap. It was cool I think. I just drank a lot. I came home, finished my ramen and got dicked. I'm pretty drunk. Fuck I love being this drunk.

No. 1483022

Watching wrath of khan for the first time in years with my boyfriend (it’s his first time watching) and I started to shout “oh shit!” when khan took off his shirt. Them tiddies. Luckily I stopped myself before I finished kek

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No. 1483029

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>>1477912
I drank on Wellbutrin and had a fucking seizure kek. Little one, but fuck that. Turns out I was already having a shit reaction to Wellbutrin because I wasn't fucking depressed, I had RA and my docs were too fucking lazy to listen to me. In terms of the thread I don't drink much anymore (fucking inflammatory response) but tonight I'm getting a little wild with some dry red OOOOHHHHH. I LOVE CHIANTI. Sangiovese and Rioja is also based and I love Beaujolais. Cab Sauv is foine. Fuck I'm a wino now I used to drink speyside scotch and smoke cigars AAAHHHHHH

No. 1483031

>>1481155
i really like JID! happy to hear you enjoyed yourself nonaa

No. 1483084


No. 1483273

trying to get turnt

No. 1483928

no money for weed (a tragedy) so I'm getting drunk tonight, who's joining me nonnies

No. 1483930

>>1483928
hell yeah nonnie

i just ordered chinese and im about to have a few beers and watch hockey

No. 1483938

>>1483930
I had some vegetarian chili and I'm drinking vodka+tangerine juice and watching an old Undertale playthrough

No. 1484065

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>>1483938
samefag it's four hours later and I'm drunk and crying about a video game

No. 1484084

I'm drunk and listening to metal, I originally planned to go to bed like an hour ago but I haven't stayed up this late in a while, feels good nonnies.

No. 1484100

>>1483938
tangerine juice exists? I didn't know that. sounds good. I want to try it now. What vodka is it?

No. 1484128

>>1484065
Me after the walking dead game

No. 1484129

>>1484100
tangerine juice is so good, sweeter and less acidic-tasting than orange juice. just really nice. I buy organic cold pressed from the big supermarket near me, you can also find it at trader joe's if you're a burger.

also it is shitty smirnoff vodka because I have no money

No. 1485051

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i just watched the first few episodes of star trek the next generation after drinking a bottle of wine and jesus christ i have such a crush on yar i want to cry i want a girlfriend

No. 1485196

>>1484128
why are letsplays so cosy though…nonnies can we go back to 2015? i want to be a bebe again.
>>1485051 man nonnnie i know that feel…i literally play the same videogames just because my rugged waifu is in it

No. 1485609

>>1485051
Sadly she is just trauma wank fodder for rape and data’s retarded romance I pretend it never happened.

No. 1485699

>>1485196
oh god i know what you mean i still haven’t gotten over the last of us 2 mainly due to ellie. she’s the reason i found out i was a lesbian instead of bisexual lmao.

also the walking dead game season 4 made me realise i liked women in general at 16 after growing up with the games and clem so it felt extra special to me. you can always trust zombie games for the cute wlw romances.

>>1485609
jesus episode 3 was so out of the blue i was so weirded out with yar and data’s fling i’m not looking forward to any more of that ugh

No. 1486454

i can’t stop pissing.

No. 1506977

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I love you Nonas. If lolcow went down permanently I genuinely don’t know what I’d do. Where the fuck do you go to find women that don’t boot lick? You all are incredible and I wish you all safety, happiness, and freedom. Good night.

No. 1507624

My favorite part about getting drunk is shitposting on lolcow. I expect to see some of you bitches in here tomorrow!

No. 1507643

>>1506977
Honestly does anyone have recommendations for internet spaces like lolcow, like I'm thinking of using giggle(though I'm 99% sure it would be banned in my country)

No. 1507700

>>1507643
What is giggle?

No. 1508639

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So, what are we having tonight? I’m starting off with picrel and moving to lime and whiskey cocktails.

No. 1512161

just finished a bottle of wine and i’m so inspired to continue sewing a cosplay i’m making but it took me 10 mins to thread a needle. pray i don’t sew my hand and ruin my fabric nonnies

No. 1512303

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>>1507700
picrel article is 3 years old so not sure if it still works this way but LOL

No. 1515114

Fuck my stupid worthless loser fucking boyfriend. I get drunk as fuck just to function around his batshit insane crazy family that I don’t even like. And we get home and he just leaves my drunk ass on the bed to play video games. I just cry and lay in his bed. How worthless am I to him he just leaves when I beg him to stay that I feel sick and need him. Fuck him. I’m done,

No. 1515126

>>900665
>bored on a lame ass cruise when I was 18
>couldn’t buy drinks
>scour the ship for abandoned half drank alcoholic drinks
>gulp down any and all I can find then book it away from the crime scene
>somehow don’t get sick from this
>arrive at port and binge drink legally in Cozumel
>dumbass me probably drank ice or methanol-containing bootleg liquor or both
>black out for a few hours
>come to while back on the ship and start freaking out asking how I got there
>I had just been shouting I LOVE MEXICOOOOO but otherwise being pretty pleasant until that point
>spend the rest of the two nights vomiting and feeling like I was gonna die

Also
>be 15-16 year old me
>use birthday money to get randos to buy me gigantic mega bottles of Smirnoff vodka
>keep it under my bed, regularly do shots of it using the cap
>rarely use chasers, maybe some Coca Cola, usually just water
>go for walks afterwards
>often puke behind the green box
>no big deal
>keep on walkin’

Honestly it’s insane that I’ve never been kidnapped, maybe I just give off super crazy bitch who will bite a mfer and vomit in their face kinda vibes

No. 1515133

Watching Youtube Poops by myself and drinking IPAs. I want to write but idk

No. 1515151

>>1515133
Lucy! Lucy! Lucy!

No. 1515157

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>>1515133
Now I’m gonna need to watch my fave

No. 1520115

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Getting drunk before I go party with my bestie later, eating doritos and watching Tales of Vesperia: First Strike. God Flynn and Yuri are so gay!!! This is some sweet relief since I've been starving myself and just laying in bed the past week. Wishing all nonas a nice weekend.

No. 1520626

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RUN, don’t walk, and buy this deliciously light a crisp fucking mead that’s only $12 for a 750ml bottle. I have hated most meads I’ve tried but this is amazing. No syrupy feeling or weird aftertaste. I sound like an ad, sorry just drunk with a tinge of the tism

>>1520115
What’s getting you drunk nonny!!

No. 1520686

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was happy drunk now sad drunk
can see the detritus at the bottom of the glass
I didn't even realize wine had detritus

No. 1520690

>>1520686
same yo. the wine remants like an occult star, looks kind of like tea leaves

No. 1520713

>>1520115
Thank you for posting a cute pic of my husbands

No. 1520716

>>1520690
mine wasn't that pretty it was just flaky!

No. 1520857

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>>1520626
Tbh i dunno much about booze so I just got this red wine cuz it had a cat on the label. It was really sweet and easy to drink! Also i wanna try that mead you posted!! Hope they sell it here. The only time I ever had mead ever was in some viking restaurant in Stockholm kek

>>1520115
They're too adorable!!!

No. 1523095

>>1402968
been a while but i’m still here and still drunk on a monday nigh, ilu nonnas, hope 2023 has been kind to you so far. love, yumeanon who needs a better hobby and job

No. 1532329

My nonnas my nonnas im heeeeeeere

No. 1532354

I'm gonna try to get drunk later nonnas but I'm also really sad because the tax for alcohol is going up significantly again fuck this fuckin hippie

No. 1532355

>>1532354
City. I meant city. I was looking at a hippie walking by when I typed that. Fuck I need to get drunk.

No. 1533563

Not drunk like I wish I was, because the restaurant I went out to refused to serve me. They said I was underage because my ID has a red box that says “under 21 until” even tho I’m 25 years old lol. What a joke of a restaurant my boyfriend just ordered a drink for me. Then the waitress came back to our table and said “I heard who this drink is really for. I’m going to give it to you anyway” like wtf

No. 1533576

>>1533563
She knew she was wrong she just wanted the conversational upper hand. Bad idea on her part because she lost money on the tip.

No. 1533783

feeling silly rn

No. 1544101

My bf brother having a wedding where groomsmen have to wear all black and it’s sexy af I’m worried I won’t be able to stop myself from objectifying the men in front of my boyfie I was already doing it in the suit store and then we went to a nice brewery and there were hot guys and I ogled them hard too

No. 1553038

I’m very inebriated, and had to type drunk in the obnoxious iphone mobile search query in /ot/ (which didn’t work so I had into fucking google it). Why the hell would UI designers put ‘Find’ on the same mobile menu as sharing a page by text ?!? One of the these days I’m going to launch some troon thread or weird rubbernecking blog to my family and live in horror. Well now that I typed this, I recall the time when my parents caught me trying to delete the zip file of badly scanslated yuri manga from Lilicious in middle school. Wasn’t even explicit; they probably thought it was far worse. My worst crime was talking to adults on oekaki boards. By the time my siblings used the interwebs they gave up caring; my sister wrote warrior cats roleplay on forums with other 11 year olds and my brother voice chatted with a 60 year old architect on WoW every day. Ok the soju is leaving my brain, good night

No. 1579629

FUCK sad 80s jams the real existential angst soundtrak is the adagio sostenuto from hammerklavier
Performzd by ichter

No. 1579632

>>1579629. *richter. Fuck

No. 1588857

Why are junebugs the most retarded bug in existence I just watched one slam itself into the ground and get stuck on its back like 10 times in a row and have to flip back over they are too stupid to even land on the normal ass ground hahaha fukkin speds

No. 1588893

>>1588857
They’re lottele dumb angels, they don’t know what they’re doing. I have to try so hard not to squish the poor souls this time of year.
Drinking Voodoo Ranger beers because they’re just for getting drunk

No. 1588922

>>1588893
What is your genuine favorite tasting beer nonny

No. 1588926

>>1588922
Lager of the Lakes (Bells) when it’s hot. They have grown exponentially as a company in the last few years and I haven’t hat it since 2020 but I assume they still make it? Otherwise I like all Belgian triples.

No. 1588933

>>1588922
What’s yours?

No. 1588935

Literally don’t even like lagers it’s just that Lager of the Lakes is so good. God I hope they didn’t change the formula I want to enjoy it again once again now that they distribute to my region, but I haven’t seen Lager of the Lakes for sale near me yet

No. 1588943

>>1588933
Oh shit I can’t remember what it’s called. It might have been ia local version called white oak or something? But it was German? I don’t fuckin know. But I drink voodoo ranger a lot KEK

No. 1588956

I fickin love tal girls I went to a gay bar and fell on the dance floor (common loser moment for me) but these two tall girls helped me up n asked if I was ok I fuckin cried when one held me close I never got held by anyone like that n she let me sit with her n her friends untik my mom got me I’ll text thyme when I’m sober tho

No. 1589637

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Men are temporary, nonnies are eternal

No. 1589660

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No. 1589783

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Like many anonitas I have work tomorrow, am sitting on the porch drinking though. Today I'm glad for old live albums with good recording quality. Being friendless is ok when you can get lost in and with music.

No. 1589825

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they changed the usual dj of my local pub and it makes me homicidal that he will not take song requests where as the previous one would always play my shitty eurotrash

No. 1589828

>>1589825
Link me your favourite song to hear! What are you drinking?

No. 1589829

>>1589828
my final czech beer, this is my current home alone karaoke song

No. 1589831

>>1589829
Kek I love the guy's deadpan voice set to the super nostalic eurobeat, thank you nonna. I'm having a beer too, cheers to us.

No. 1589834

>>1589831
I wish we could dance around together (autistically ofc) because lately drinking has been so fucking boring and even my schizo ass cannot entertain myself

No. 1589840

>>1589834
I would definitely thrash around and make you look like queen of the dancefloor, it would be great. Do you go out to the pub often, or stay at home? Going out here is a pain thanks to the moids, it's nice to have people to talk to even if just online.

No. 1589843

>>1589840
I am a regular at my two local bars so I usually get left alone since people know I am there only to drink and dance if that. Occasionally some moid tries to hit on me but thankfully the bartenders are women so we can just talk smack about those losers. I think the local pubs are the only place I socialize at as a neet and I know it is sad but it is what it is.

No. 1589853

>>1589843
Wish there was a playlist thread cos your recommendations are very fun, I'm not too adventurous with music and it's nice to find new stuff. That sounds like a really cosy bar and I'm glad you are getting out of the house for a change of scenery, even for a bit. Hopefully your old DJ comes back or you can bully the new one off kek.

No. 1589854

>>1589853
lmao, maybe it is your turn to share something. Thank you for acknowledging my existence tonight

No. 1589859

>>1589854
Holy shit you actually sent me back into the early 2000s with TATU, goofy song and good times. Here's one for you, not quite the same genre but very nostalgic. Thanks for existing, anon.

No. 1589861

>>1589859
holy fuck I love agata kristi lmao, let us get married right now

No. 1589866

>>1589861
LOL no fucking way, what are the odds? I love you, let's elope…
This is my favourite song to listen to when I'm drunk and down, I hope you listen to it and feel powerful too.

No. 1589867

>>1589866
thank you for sharing, I only know the normiest songs from russian music scene but I love the language and the depressive themes

No. 1589868

>>1589867
Victor Tsoi, you're so based, anon stop I'm so depressed we can't drink vodka together and badly sing Soviet rock. Something in east euro blood just makes us melancholy bitches it seems. I have to go but you know, come post again when you're drinking. Love you.

No. 1589870

>>1589868
I will always remember this night and cherish you my sweet babushka

No. 1594250

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drinking by myself hating life no one to talk to

No. 1596443

Bro I went bowling and the drinks there were so nasty it gave me a weird cramp and I feel like barfing. Luckily I had a good drink before and after but I still feel like shit from that one gross cocktail wtf.

No. 1596511

>>1596443
what was the drink? lmao

No. 1596833

drank absinth, it was good but now my head feels very heavy

No. 1597005

I listen to this song every time I'm drunk and now you have to listen to it, too.

No. 1597008

>>1594250
Poor sweet nona

No. 1605628

Getting drunk as we speak. Life is shite.

No. 1609632

Have to post here to prevent massive typos in other threads. Having a nice time listening to Australian podcasts and browsing LC
Hello I have wine

No. 1609773

>>1609632
what podcast babes?

No. 1615066

This cover absolutely slaps, I don't get drunk often so it's always like a whole experience kek
>>1605628
Love Iggy, great taste nonna!

No. 1615068

>>1615066
Have you ever listened to the Dolly Parton’s America podcast? It’s short but i got wrapped up in it. Good drunk listening

No. 1615082

>>1615068
Thanks nonna, I'll check it out!

No. 1615231

>>1615068
drunk and watching now nonnie

No. 1621844

I’m drunk and sleep deprived and shitting up all threads I can possibly post in. I’m not lonely, you’re lonely! How many years have I been a shut in NEET and how will I ever escape?! I’m cackling but also filled with dread and I’ve never actually read this thread before so I don’t know what you drinkies normally post and this is probably incoherent bullshit but I have no
Social interaction aside from insane parents occasionally contacting me and lolcow and my cats and it’s starting to get difficult. I’ve never been a sad drunk and everything is hilarious my life is pathetic I should be more embarrassed but I’m not I just am and I don’t think I’m a bad person but I don’t think anyone is a bad person. Sometimes I wish I had anyone to talk to but I feel so guilt inflicting my existence upon real humans. Cheers!

No. 1624950

Idk if this is the current thread or not sorry if neceo bit I've been dri king for the fourth and I love you all! How is everybody doing tonight

No. 1624958

>>1624950
Hello anon. I’m fine, starting my 4th beer. How are you'! Do you have any cool music recommendations ? What are you listening to right now girl!

No. 1624977

>>1624958
Knight fork by "Feed me jack" is so good! I really like the instrumentation . But recently I've been listening to nostalgic songs from the 2010s and below for fun. I'm doing good! Feeling good and happy to be alive

No. 1624998

>>1624977
aww I'm happy you're alive too anon. Thank you for responding back to me.

No. 1625004

>>1624950
Love you nonna! drinking some PBR for the fourth. I checked out Feed Me Jack too. Absolutely beautiful taste, and now you got me feeling nostalgic as well. I think you would like Green Aisles by Real Estate

No. 1625216

>>1624998
I'm happy you're alive anon!

>>1625004
I'm glad you like it! I'm listening to Green Aisles now. I like it, thanks for the rec

It's morning so I'm no longer drunk but I wanted to respond to you ladies

No. 1625221

Drunk all night now I'm hung over and depressed

No. 1625229

>>1625221
do you have any hungover remedies? I like ginger-ale and a multivitamin

No. 1628620

Im so drunk im about to do karaoke in a bar, pour one out for me nonnies

No. 1628622

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>>1628620
Forgot to attach this

No. 1628652

>>1628622
it better have been down with the sickness or im hitting the dislike button

No. 1628817

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>>1628652
It was barbie girl pls dont hit me

No. 1629013

Nonnas I drank too much sparkling and I have work in the morning. What's your best hangover cure for before you go to bed? Just lots of water?

No. 1629015

>>1629013
lots of water and if you have an electrolyte drink or a powder like people mix into their water after exercise it helps

No. 1629194

I think I have to stop drinking beer it makes me feel slightly allergic, I thought it was citra hops for a while but but my reaction to them is inconsistent so it must be something else… can’t decide if I want to become a casual brewer to figure it out or just drink wine and liquor and forget about beer

No. 1633056

Just powerwalked home through my not-so-safe neighborhood

No. 1639151

Chugged two overpriced beers on a concert so not quite that drunk yet but I was surprised how disassoaciated I was from the concert I was at with an old friend.

No. 1639417

>>1629013
water with extra trace minerals added and bentonite clay or charcoal tablets.

No. 1647814

Omg, I found the drunk thread wooooo. Hi Nonnies, your Ricky gif drunk nonita here. Well, I was drunk but I’m more high now. Where all my drunken uk anons at???
(I can’t wait to read and cringe at this in a few hours)

No. 1647983

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Meow

No. 1652053

SUPER DRUNK RIGHT NOW ALL I WANT IS A CUTE GIRL TO LOVE IN MY ARMS while I pretend I'm an intellectual as I sperg to her about stupid shit and that she gets it while she touches me and leans against me as if I wasn't being way too serious and stupid as fuck

I am so fucking lonely but goddamn this crippling pain of loneliness is the worst. I have never had a gf and I am not sure about ever having one because of my scrote interests. I love hugs and say it openly and whenever, so scotes take it up which is whatever to me but they're fucking weird as fuck. It's impossible for moids to give a hug in a non-platonic context to the opposite sex. But fuck, right now I say no to women unlike them, and it's honestly because any girl that has ever hugged me made me feel uncomfortable. Cause goddamn, when their boobs press against mine it ignites some… feelings that I know I shouldn't feeling. I feel so conflicted about this so it makes me want to run kek. I'm way too drunk don't take me seriously lmao

No. 1658708

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i think i need him…

No. 1658751

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oh my god his side profile

No. 1662173

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Fairly drunk and high as fuck on shrooms. I feel good. I feel great. I want instant noodles

No. 1683605

i’m listening to love live songs and feeling super nostalgic tn!! i’m also thinking back to when i had like black butler fan pages on tumblr when i was like 15 did anyone else have an obsession with bb or an other anime at that age :))(:)))))))

No. 1688963

>>1523095
here again drinking celebratory shitty wine because i got a better job at least temporarily yaho <333 still a yume though but officially a ~professional~ now

No. 1699291

Nonnies I’m here and I’m drunk on stupid fancy microbrew beer

No. 1702439

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armagnac feels like whiskey going down but it smells so flowery i wish they made perfume out of it. i want to wear this smell every day. if anyone else is drinking on a weekday more power to you wish i didn't have work tomorrow

No. 1702692

drinking by myself
I just wanna say I hate men so much its unreal trannies INCLUDED
good night nonnies

No. 1702699

>>1702692
kek. i hate them too. good night

No. 1702707

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No. 1704899

free wine event im having a good time and am now sleepy at home; the sweet risling coulda been sweeter tho. guess i like high alcohol thats somehow super sweeet tho.

No. 1706198

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loook at her go haha

No. 1706356

Drunk thought: Remember “orz”? I thought that was next level emoji shit when I was 15 or so. I always heard it phonetically in my head even though I see the little kneeling figure. Pls no ban for emoji posting, used for conversational reference only

No. 1706357

>>1706198
Look at her fucking go she’s a trooper

No. 1708028

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I spent so much time looking for this picture LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE PONGO

No. 1708041

>>1708028
Lol this is hilarious

No. 1708056

>>1706198
I'm so happy people like this banner so much, I had my doubts when making it but I'm glad people loved it in the end

No. 1708063

>>1708056
youre an artist nonna

No. 1708065

>>1708056
Easily my favorite banner well done

No. 1711782

I get drunk like one a month now, makes it so much better. Every time I'm like 'damn' you know?

No. 1717550

I just got back from a work event and its so much fun getting low with your coworkers.

No. 1718340

My nonnies my nonnies wazzaaaaaaap

No. 1718344

>>1718340
What’s your drunk tard song?

No. 1718420

>>1718344
NTA but Tiffany Trump - Like A Bird

No. 1718486

>>1718420
Nonnie WHAT

No. 1718838

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I'm in the very last stage of recovering from a cold and soooo bored, wanna get drunk but I took a lyrica earlier and don't wanna double up on CNS depressants… bought a bunch of beers for tomorrow tho hehe. Also bought a picrel and had a few sips before remembering I shouldn't be drinking & pouring it down the sink. But it was rank anyway.

No. 1721561

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hello, nonnies! i love you all so much. i've lurked on here since i was twelve but started posting when i was 19, and funnily enough, lolcow and fem-imageboard experiences were formative experiences in my life. i found lolcow through an art salt thread, and since then looking at other fem-centered imageboards, i've found a lot of women who shared both different and polar-opposite views of mine, and i feel it's helped me become a far more well-rounded person. currently, i'm double-majoring, solo-minoring, working, vp of my southern mid-tier sorority, and i'm not enjoying the responsibilities. anyway, i love you all so much, and for eleven dollars, you can feel as i do now! it's fall break, so i'm not just getting randomly drunk on a monday. i love you all so much! if you're reading this, please tell me about your days.

No. 1721596

>>1718838
Those balls are so rank I bought one out of curiosity and it was not too offensive at first but by the end I could see why the balls are all over the street I wonder if even alcoholics can stomach this shit GOD DAMN

No. 1721602

>>1721561
I was homeschooled in a “school is evil” kind of environment so I’m so jealous you get to experience school even though I know it’s stressful as fuck from what everyone tells me — basically like a job where you pay to be there? I hope it serves you well in the end!

No. 1733912

>>1721561
>Lurking since 12
Same nonna, glad you're well!

No. 1736524

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I'm drunk and posting shit on the AI ​​thread compulsively, my dad is buying me a house I'm the luckiest neet and I love you all on lolcow, your my favorite place on earth

No. 1738181

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Hello! What are we drinking tonight? I'm having a gin and lemonwater beverage. It does not look as fancy as this image and it does not have lavender, but it's close.

No. 1738215

Stella-induced sad thoughts n shenanigans rn
>>1736524
Congrats!

No. 1738218

>>1736524
yeah that's about how I picture aifags, skilless neets with rich parents who never had to work for anything.

No. 1738235

>>1736524
Ahh, that’s cool anon!! I hope you love your new house!

No. 1742719

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Real life is so fucking dispapointing nonnies. I'm done with this shit. I'm tired of boring friends who can't even go to a bar that plays good music and then makes mewalk an extra 3 blocks to a bar just to then uber home while I have to walk SEVEN blocks home in the rain, heels, and below 0 temperature. And then pay more cover charges. Nah. I just went home and cried and then cleaned. Imy imagination is the only place where I can pretend that I life is exciting and I dance with cute guys in my halloween costume. No regrets. I can live my whole life in my head because then real life is not so unbearable,. i wish I was anyone but me

No. 1744014

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sitting in the shower with the lights off and listening to music is great when you're a little tipsy. just hang out for an hour until the water heater goes cold. red wine is superior to white wine btw.

No. 1744021

>>1742719
Life facts
>>1744014
Wine facts

No. 1744024

>>1744021
thanks for the support don't understand why someone wants to drink grape adjacent flavor water when thick grape juice is right there

No. 1744028

>>1744014
But if I turn the lights off, I'll be fearful that a demon will snatch me up and drag me out of my shower

No. 1744049

>>1744024
Oh is it a thickness thing? You should try white Niagara grape wine, the flavor is… round and thick and juicy like a grape, not sure how else to describe it (might have been the place I got it from though.) Catawba is also “thicker”.

No. 1744082

Just saw the shadow of my hand and couldn’t figure out why I had so many fingers. Focused my eyes and realized I was seeing one extra. Harmless typical drunk issue but damn I think it’s time to go to bed.

No. 1776057

girll u a lesbian? me tooooo

No. 1794232

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hi nonnieeees, god i am so grateful for a lot of you. despite the mess this place can sometimes be there are some legitimately amazing women on this website and i am lucky as fuck that i've gotten to not only chat with you but in some cases become very close friends. it could be you nonnie, you don't know for sure! this is anonymous, silly! you could be the awesome ones, and if you think you are, you probably are. i love you, you fucking goof balls. you know i've posted in the graduation thread like five times and i keep coming back after a few months?? and that's because of you silly biscuits. never stop being who you are, please be cringe queens, silly stacys. i know youre doing your best and that's all anyone can ask for nonny, i don't need nothin more. shout out to the nonnie who uses picrel as her email avatar, pretty sick nona, i dig it

No. 1827585

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Bumping for the holidays!

No. 1827587

>>1827585
Do people get drunk on Christmas? I didn’t know that

No. 1827593

Sweeney Todd or fat tits sweeney can't remember her name is a butter face, possibly currently the most famous butter face. I wouldn't wish that on anybody

No. 1827626

>>1827593
You have been consuming way too much online media. Like 90 percent of famous men are butterfaces but they're never shit on the way I see Sydney Sweeney

No. 1827679

>>1827626
I don't care about men in the media they're all psyops

No. 1827683

i woin at beeer ponmg!!!

No. 1827723

>>1827683
Lmao good job

No. 1827725

>>1827626
Sydney is cute I won’t let the angry scrotes or Nona’s tell me otherwise sorry. She’s not like an angelic beauty Hepburn or something but she’s really pretty people are crazy. Cheers to her on drunkmas

No. 1828510

Man, some shots of tequila and vodka and I'm already tipsy. My tolerance was so high when I first turned twenty one. What Happened? Kek

No. 1828589

Hungover and woke up from being drunk as hell last night. Looked at my search history and it was just animals with Down syndrome?

No. 1828591

>>1828589
At Christmas time we let in light and we banish shade

No. 1828868

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Just woke up and getting into a bottle of fancy merlot I got for Christmas. I love the holidays. I wish the shops would open sooner. I'm dying for a cigarette
>>1827683
Congrats!!!

No. 1828870


No. 1828972

Last two Christmases I had to work and do night shift this year I got to stay with my family and get drunk. I got so drunk I don't remember the end of the night but I was surrounded by loved ones and was safe. Such a merry happy good time. I am absolutely paying for it this morning it's very touch and go on whether I will throw up everywhere

No. 1829574

love you all

No. 1829758

Finally getting around to drinking my holiday fav - whiskey, diet ginger ale and cranberry juice with tons of ice. Feeling very fuzzy, it was a nice couple days hanging out with my bf's family, I like them a lot. I hope you guys had some good happen for you this Christmas, pls drink water if you're drinking!

No. 1830098

>>1829758
Tha's an unsual mix. I really want to try it though

No. 1830260

I hate living abroad. No one does Christmas here. I'm on PTO but no one is around. Drinking by myself, enjoying my own companyy

No. 1831120

Every time I get drunk I fantasize about living in America or Brazil and partying my ass off, reminds me of when I was a teen and I thought once I turned 18 I could just go around and do anything kek. I used to not understand why people got nostalgic for their teenage years but I totally get it now.

No. 1837369

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Self medicating MS with alcohol

No. 1838132

i will never ucking drink agian fick meeee i hateee ittttt pl

No. 1838136

>>1838132
Im fonna be so ducking sober lime next ywat yeah likw its happening mods dont ban me pls i fickin lobe this place like the besg one on ghe inynwrnet im aleo gonnw wtop being a fuicojg druggie likeeee

No. 1838138

>>1838136
but like maybe i would do some meth again idkkk

No. 1838149

>>1838
Feeeklinf super yoee super sucidial watswd yeaes wedebt yount menag to be beauriful??!

No. 1838156

>>1838138
Meth is good I won't lie

No. 1838493

Pleasantly crossed right now… but I have a bone to pick about the alcoholic Monsters. The green flavor doesn't have the same kick as the energy drink. Like, it doesn't taste enough like battery acid and I'm mildly uncomfortable. That's all. It's pretty good though.

No. 1840004

I tried one of those morning recovery drink before you get drunk things to prevent a hangover and it actually lowkey worked I have basically 0 hangover despite drinking a lot

No. 1840014

>>1837369
>>1837369
lmao my bf's sister has MS aaaand thyroid cancer, everyone's been noticing her drinking more because of her shit lot inn life lately. In my imaginationland this post was by her

No. 1846363

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yooooooo sims 2 goes hard, the soundtrack gives me the motivation to get the fuck up u I guess. Love you all ♥

No. 1846390

>>1846363
the fuck is that thing?

No. 1846535

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Finished all my tickets for the week, last MS Teams call done and I've got a bottle of gin. Gonna be a good day.

No. 1846636

the sound of crickets, ice cubes cracking, cat purring, waiting for the rain. the wine is cheap but the vibes are unbuyable.

No. 1847392

>>1846535
LLove you all and ggin. Gim the bests

No. 1847447

>>1846390
A dog I made in the sims 2 while on my 3rd whiskey sour

No. 1847549

>>1847447
true art

No. 1848299

my boss accidentally screwed me over, after she fixed it she mailed me an expensive as fuck bottle of gin to say sorry. drinks on her tonight!

No. 1848304

>>1846535
I got some Gin too. Might as well have a glass. Cheers, anon

No. 1848317

>>1848304
I'm sober now but it was a pretty good day. What do you mix it with? I do Indian Tonic Water with a load of mixed frozen berries.

No. 1848322

Does anyone have experience with smoking alcohol? I'm deep in the alcoholism so I'm trying to find ways where I can drink but not get fat. I've seen some stuff online where they wrap a balloon around the top of a kettle and the kettle is full of vodka. I just want to know how much I should put in. I don't want to die.

No. 1848323

>>1848317
I have tonic water and fresh blueberries.

No. 1848324

>>1848323
Sounds sweet. Cheers nona

No. 1848493

>>1848322
Girl sometimes it’s just better to accept our limitations. Alcoholism + disordered eating = very easy to overdo it. Smoking alcohol is MUCH more intense and comes on quicker than drinking. You won’t want to drink anymore if you successfully do it because it won’t live up to inhaling it. But because it’s inhaled, it goes directly into the bloodstream. It doesn’t irritate your stomach so the warning signs of alcohol poisoning like vomiting won’t be present.
I know you know it’s dangerous, and idk what to tell you to convince you to care about that. It’s not worth it. It would only be a good idea if you’re actively suicidal or you want to make it 10x harder to ever get out of this hole. Good luck. If you do decide to do it, please make sure someone is with you.

No. 1848639

>>1848493
Oh my god. I had no idea that's what happened. >>1848322 Nonnie don't do it. Just drink a vodka soda with a lime twist. That's my low-cal binge drink.

No. 1849391

>>1848322
Jfc this insanely dangerous. If your worried about getting fat start taking coke or something. Heck Fentanyl is probably safer than that.

No. 1850936

>>1848322
Welll uh jeez nona please don’t do that, if you’re not trying to gain weight but dealing with alcoholism. Stick to vodka and sparkling water and some chicken broth/pickle juice.

No. 1858775

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I'm 28 and never had a hangover. If I'm boozing until the wee hours of the night I will feel a bit tired. I'm not trying to start shit but just wondering what it's like?

No. 1858938

>>1858775
It is hell. Like your whole body is revolting against you. You can feel your inner organs in a way you should never experience. You hate sunlight and laughter. You might vomit several times. It might come out your nose. When there’s nothing left to come up, you might start vomiting literal stomach bile. You are simultaneously nauseous and starving. Your skin might break out in red patches. You might feel offing yourself or a severe sense of anxiety and doom. The hangover can last for days if you truly over did it. You will swear off alcohol, but somehow you end up back in the same place wondering how you got there.

No. 1859137

>>1858938
Jesus Christ that sound terrible. Is that alcoholic withdraws or just a regular hangover? Either way it it sounds horrific. I'm sorry I can't give my blood or whatever to you.

No. 1859168

>>1859137
That anon is fucking nuts, the worst you'll likely get is a headache, some nausea, irritability, dehydration, and you might be depressed and anxious. You'll have to spend the day drinking gatorade and eating some salty fat foods but you'll be alright. I've had a few hangovers and it's never any worse than what I've mentioned lmao that anon must be an alcoholic.

No. 1859199

>>1858938
Nonna I think you’re an alcoholic

No. 1859207

>>1858938
This is what mine are like too but I drink till I'm wasted

No. 1859330

>>1858938
>>1858938
that's not a normal hangover… regular hangovers are basically nausea + headache and feeling very tired.

No. 1859599

nonnas i love you. im so comfy in bed after getting pleasantly tipsy and binge reading shays thread for the first time. tell me about your days!

No. 1859630

>>1859599
I am comfortable in bed but I need to go get some water because I have to wake up early and I stayed up too late.

No. 1859894

>>1859599
I hope you had a blessed night.
I'm in meetings all day and my manager is getting onto me about not completely work. Like bitch your stupid meetings are why I can't do work.

No. 1859897

I don't drink alcohol and don't plan to it gives me explosive diarrhea anyway when it's an ingredient in food I eat but I always wondered what it feels like to be drunk.

No. 1859903

>>1859897
It kinda feels like you're a little dizzy and warm. Makes my anxiety slow really down so that's good. Releases some happy chemicals.
Also makes you need to pee a lot and feel super bloated if you're drinking beer.

No. 1859905

>>1859903
Furthermore it lowers my filter and once I'm really drunk I have the urge to ramble on about whatever thing I'm obsessed with at the moment

No. 1859969

had some fun last night, bought some drinks for my roommate and we talked for a while about bullshit. It felt good because even though I'm a bit of a homebody I really appreciated having someone to talk to

No. 1860893

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> be me
> extremely autistic
> woman ive been very into invites me out to club
> awesome, perfect
> pre-game in my sorority house before going to her sorority house
> her sisters are with her
> whatiftheyrehomophobic.jpeg
> obviously not, have convos with all of them before going to the club
> still autistic
> get tipsy enough to make heart eyes at her but not enough to do anything
> just awkwardly dance to saltburn tracks the DJ is remixing
> fuckihatesaltburn.jpeg
> eventually go home
> she goes with me
> her house is one door over, we run over in the snow and she says bye running home with her sisters
> the sinking reality of my complete and utter ineptitude of communicating with others sinks in
> binge drink and eat taco bell
> browse lolcow as i do every morning, afternoon, and night
what is wrong with me

No. 1861968

Not drunk anymore but very hungover and sick. What are your remedies anons

No. 1862104

>>1861968
Probably too late for this, but here’s what I do for hangovers. Glass of water first thing in the morning (or afternoon kek) plus pain killer of choice and some pepto. Then I make a fruit smoothie with bananas and berries. Potassium and antioxidants are good for recovery. Coconut water is a plus both in the smoothie and throughout the day for replenishing electrolytes. If I’m not super hungover, I’ll have a vegan breakfast sandwich later on. It’s my comfort food and making it vegan is easier on the stomach ime. Indica edibles take the edge off, if that’s your thing. Then I take it easy all day. Getting some light excersise, like yoga or walking, and a shower or bath helps. Feel better, nonnie!

No. 1872573

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nonnas I just wanted to say ily and I’m glad this site exists like even when stupid shit happens I am so glad to have a space like this still running online and to talk to you nonnas about dumbass shit

No. 1872612

>>1872573
We love you too nonnie

No. 1876389

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Walked up the offo and the bitch behind the counter asked me if I wanted the usual. Yeah I do but at least play pretend with me that I'm not a complete degen. Gonna wash that shame down with fags and wine.
Fags and wine always fine.

No. 1879756

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Legit cannot handle being around people right now, had to leave work early because I couldn't handle trying to do customer service when I'm like 5 minutes from a mental breakdown. Went to the liquor store right after and just got drunk am eating pizza


i'm thinking about that woman knitting who saw me crying in public and just like, put her hand on my shoulder and looked at me in the eyes with tears in HER eyes and said something really beautiful and sweet and profound to me that made me want to cry more and I just never loved anyone more in that moment (or felt more loved weirdly)

No. 1883298

>>1879756
had a lovely older lady do this to me too, about 2 years ago, nona. it really gave me a reason to live, so i feel you here.

her and i actually ended up talking for about 3 hours until she left with my number and never called (for help to her, she's older and has no kids so i wanted to look after her) kek.

i miss her and hope she's ok

No. 1884310

Does anyone else get really drunk and read the bible and cry? I always get super religious when I'm drunk and I'm not sure why. I don't cry in a sad way either it's more like "oh this is soooo beautiful" kind of way. Also I always get drunk on Vodka when this happens.

No. 1909870

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Was gonna off myself but now I’m just drunk and stoned and xanned out and vibing with my cats

No. 1909872

>>1884310
Currently drunk off Tito’s and the Bible pisses me off

No. 1909881

>>1909870
your cats appreciated you

No. 1911288

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It's 9 AM on a Monday morning… you know what that means, girls! Time to mix my Monster energy drink with a Vodka and get lit! Garfield doesn't have shit on me.

No. 1913535

Been on a multiple day binge, but I sustained a work injury and can't go back yet, can't take prescription pills without getting violently ill/allergic to most of them. Lost function of an entire arm and it's the only thing to take away the pain, unfortunately. I miss cooking and being a reckless shite who can climb walls and kick ass. Hope everything goes back to normal soon before I become a short-term alchy and any physical progress I've made goes in the bin.

No. 1927089

I went to a fancy italian dinner with lost count of how many glasses of wine I drank because the waiter kept refilling it KEK, glad I lived close enough to walk hoome. I love you nonas wish the board was less dead ♥

No. 1927090

>>1927089
Don't worry nona I'm here with you drunk as well, I walked across a dark and foreboding field to purchase vodka and now I'm sipping on it trying to work through analysis

No. 1927213

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Drunk sad and giggly on cheap Taaka because quality doesn’t matter when you’re just mixing it with Coke Zero. It’s really not bad and I don’t see the point in paying more for vodka unless I’m getting potato vodka. Wish I had a nice girl who’d take me out for gin and tonics though ugh

No. 1927611

>>1927090
Woke up to half the vodka bottle still here now I drank another half of the remaining half with my monster energy drinkI'm living life living la vida loca as they say in French I'm balling

No. 1927624

>>1927213
> I don’t see the point in paying more for vodka unless I’m getting potato vodka.
I'm kind of retarded and drunk but is vodka made with anything other than potato?? I tried to drink gin a few times but I thought it was too strong for my taste. Also I love mixing drinks with Coke. Coca Cola is literally so good for mixing drinks. I use Diet Coke because I'm addicted to aspartame though but I think the aspartame helps me get drunker by contributing to liver attack.

No. 1927782

>>1927624
Most vodka is made from grains like wheat. IME potato vodka is way smoother and has very little alcohol-y bite.

Gin is super strong but i actually love the heavy juniper taste. Tastes like Christmas trees! There’s all sorts of gins with different flavor profiles so you might actually find something you like. If you like floral tastes there’s definitely tons of interesting floral gins.

No. 1928068

Decided to get pissed tonight, listening to a buttrock playlist life is pretty good. Hope I won't be too hungover tomorrow.

No. 1928075

>>1928068
What's buttrock

No. 1928103

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I'm drunk and gonna airfry some chicken wings

No. 1928520

Has anyone ever tried an apple pie flavored hard cider? Currently having one because there’s like no food in the house and I need calories kek. Feeling like some ye olden times person. It’s not what I want this early in the morning but I am hungry, maybe it will knock me out until my bf wakes up and can buy me food.

No. 1928574

I blacked tf out while bar hopping for st. patty’s. The shame is unreal. I hope my friends still invite me out for drinks after this…

No. 1928577

>>1928574
Last time I blacked out in public I vomited on a barstool and it splashed on all my friends. Then I got kicked out of the bar for the puking. Really glad I don’t remember a damn thing.

No. 1928607

>>1928520
Damn you guys need some emergency oatmeal packets or some shit
I woke up still kind of drunk

No. 1928611

>>1928574
>St patty's

No. 1929221

>>1928611
Once Ireland starts call him St Pádraig I think it's fair to give other countries a pass on that

No. 1929228

Not drunk, but trying not to drink. Boy do I love a good sloshing. A good drank. I drank cough syrup today for no reason other than hoping it gave me energy (the dayquil kind) and now I'm worried about drinking because of the nsaid, and I'm also worried that I'm so much of an addict I can't go one day without drinking knowing it will be good for my liver

No. 1929423

>>1928103
What flavour, if you don't mind me asking
>>1929228
Just don't mix the two. That's when your liver and other organs suffer the most (especially going to the bathroom or vomiting). Also get some help, I know I need it kek

Save the livers!

No. 1929948

>>1929423
That night I'd shaken them up with a spicy sweet bbq dry rub but next time I'm gonna shake them up with ranch seasoning

No. 1930147

>>1928103
That gif is stupid relatable

No. 1930571

I love getting drank before subset

No. 1931097

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Mixing cheap wine and fizzy water so my weekday drinking feels proper fancy
Also it is proper hard to find images that aren't AI. Wtf happened?

No. 1931099

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>>193109
Love a fizzy wine moment - picrel is my favourite lately.

No. 1931102

>>1931097
wine and fizzy water is the most elite combonation

No. 1932947

Drinking some 151 proof rum and wtf. Like I know the high alcohol content is the point but damnnn. I'm about to ask out a girl I like it's so strong. Only $6 too..

No. 1932949

oh my god bumped right as i'm drunk too. we're getting crunk nonnies

No. 1932951

>>1932949
Love you nona. We are telepathically communicating

No. 1932955

>>1932951
bought a bottle of like 15% chardonnay its soo appley and minty feeling so chill

No. 1932957

I wonder what it would be like if there was a LC frat party

No. 1932963

>>1932947
Be careful, I used to buy Haitian run like that but it snuck up and bit me in the ass one too many times and I had to swear off it forever. So dangerous lol please don’t give yourself a blackout hangover

No. 1932965

Drinking red wine and making pasta sauce

No. 1932971

>>1932963
Lmao this is Puerto Rican rum. Wonder what it is about Caribbean rum that makes it so crazy? I only had two shots and I'm already woozy as fuck. Thanks for the warning nona, I'm not shocked Barcardi discontinued their 151 line.

No. 1932977

>>1930147
Yolo Crystal Fantasy is such a good show I relate to Sarah a lot I just want me garden

No. 1932978

i just drank a whole bottle of chardonnay now im eating jalapeno poppers love you noonas

No. 1932981

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No. 1932985

justn lost all my tabs when my computer died fuck you google chrome

No. 1933171

>>1932981
thank you for reminding me of this anon

No. 1933282

just vomited everyqwhere

No. 1933423

Can't wait till it's evening and I can have a drink kek

No. 1935633

drunk me always starts conversations sober me doesn't want to finish (spoilers: I am drunk and making these convos now)

No. 1935686

>>1935633
what convos nonna? I wanna hear it :((:()

No. 1935688

what kind of dumb music do you guys listen to when drunk? I feel like I just revert to being a teenager again

No. 1935691

>>1932971
No idea, their rum technology is too powerful for me. It’s a shame because it tastes so good.

No. 1935699

>>1935686
It's mainlyvme DM'ing or texting people I haven't talked to in forever and seeing they actually responded the next day.

but the current one is good though. nothing regrettable yet

No. 1935863

I’m drink on cheap vodka in a giant diet cherry vanilla Coke Zero from Sonic. Just got to the always perfect alphorn theme in the last movement of Brahms 1 what do I listen to next?

No. 1935870

>>1935863
Waltz of Flowers from the Nutcracker

No. 1935919

>>1935688
shoegaze so yeah, music I listened to when I was a teenager as well

No. 1935943

good buzz right now.

No. 1936428

Nonnas, I ain't drunk but I found a stand of tea liquor at my local Comic Con and tasted their Earl Grey Tea liquor, as is and with tonic soda, and I had to buy a bottle. You don't know how excited I am to try some badass cocktails at home, it's supposed to work well with Bailey's (which I have in the fridge). I can't wait to treat myself to a drink with pizazz.

No. 1936987

I don't hbderstand why men out their arms around me when I'm at parties. I have a boyfriend and he's literally here h it every time men talk to me they feel the need to put thor arm arising me whydo they of it hy?

No. 1936990

I'm last anon. Gwen I get on here I feel so happy. 8
love all of you so much it's unreal. I'm so happy you women e it's. I
love all of you so much z And you and your opinions mean the world to me. You've changed who I am as a woman. Thank you som much nonniez. I'm so happy and I love you!

No. 1936993

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>>1936990
We love you too Nona. Drink some water before bed <3

No. 1936994

>>1936993
I will! I am drinking water right now. Thank you for caring. I hope you have a wonderful night nonna <3

No. 1937579

>>1936428
That sounds good how was it

No. 1937648

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Drunk off kinda cheapish ice champagne with chopped local strawberries in it good times nonnies . They’re laying fresh concrete sidewalk near me soon I wanna write my name in it at night Huehuehue. The champagne with strawberry bits is like alcohol boba mmmm

No. 1937757

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>>1937648
I drank the whole bottle and my Nigel is concerned
>nigel: did you drink the whole bottle
>me: yes
>nigel: are you okay???
>me: I’m vibin
Later I make a franken cocktail and offer it to him and he asks in all sincerity if I pissed in it (I didn’t but it was gross)

Send help

No. 1937759

>>1936994
NTA but you're the best. Happy for you, love you too. Take care of yourself

No. 1938612

Feel like I'll never have true companionship nonas…
I'm too inhibited and charmless to attract anyone I love
Just. cried to this song
Drinking white wine

Sage for embarrassment

No. 1939946

>>1937757
Love this gif
Treat yourself nona. You ain't hurting nobody

No. 1939948

>>1937648
Alcohol boba sounds fun lol

No. 1941322

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I’m 11 days sober and my anxiety has been terrible. Has anyone else experienced this after they stopped drinking? How long does it last??

No. 1941345

>>1941322

Yes, and it’s normal for most. It took me about 2-3 weeks of being real anxious and maybe 3 months to feel detoxed. Been sober a long time now and it’s worth it.

No. 1941355

>>1941345
Thank you, nonna. I’ll try to stay strong

No. 1941364

i wanna thank all the nonnies who were active during tunesdays in 2021 that was a very lonely time in my life but knowing there were women chilling on the same site at the same time as me listening to music was very comforting <3

No. 1942120

drinking wine at 2pm should be acceptable

No. 1942174

>>1942120
Well, I accept it kek. Just drink white or rose. Those are the day wines.

No. 1942191


No. 1942229

>>1939946
Unfortunately I ended up in the ED with acute pancreatitis

No. 1942249

>>1942229
Fuck. Nona I'm sorry. I shouldn't be acting like an authority. I'm useless.
Hope you get better. I'm so fucking sorry.

No. 1942308

getting drunk and then sobering up via a nice long hike in the gorgeous wilderness is the American dream

No. 1942335

>>1942308
Sounds like the Bobcat or Grizzly Bear dream to find a drunk person stumbling through the wilderness… be safe nona please carry bear mace

No. 1942362

Red red wine you make me feel so fine

No. 1942512

Cheap vodka and Coke Zero woo hoo I’m so lonely

No. 1942580

>>1942512
Hey it's me with coke instead of pepsi

No. 1942725

at my nigels flat (he has no flatmates) (he has a lucrative tech job) watching time team on the tv with wine while he works from home in the office. done with all my marathon training for the week and have drank my full 2 litres of waterfor the day already. my life is awesome this evening specifically

No. 1942728

>>1942725
oh and i also am vaping. i quit cigarettes and hate vapes but it feels so nice. when you are drunk

No. 1942739

I don’t know if I wanna drink old fashioneds or some wine…

No. 1942770

i drank a nice big can of stout and this morning my ykw was black and i thought i was dying

No. 1942811

Drunk or soon-to-be-drunk nonnies… what should I drink tonight? I have a bottle of red wine, but I'm craving a negroni. However, that would mean going to a bar alone as everyone is busy tonight and I don't have the ingredients to make one at home.

No. 1942830

hey idk how this website works, but be safe !

No. 1942831

>>1942811
Cozy movie at home with wine, nonnie

No. 1942862

>>1942249
It’s okay nonna, it wasn’t bad enough for me to need to be admitted, thankfully. It was likely brought on by something else stupid I did in regards to a health issue I have and the alcohol was just the straw that broke my pancreas. Apparently most people need opioid type painkillers to manage the pain but I didn’t need anything other than anti nausea meds.

I don’t even drink often but I’m really craving like one single cider right now, but I need to wait a long long time before I drink alcohol again. Sucks.

No. 1942887

>>1942831
That's what I was leaning toward, so that settles it. Cheers, nonnie! Wishing you all a fun tipsy weekend.

No. 1942912

>>1942811
>>1942831
i agree with this nonnie, i always go for white wines personally!

No. 1942946

On my third glass of local red wine and carbonated mineral water mix with a slice of lemon from my own lemon tree, it tastes like seawater but it feels so smooth

No. 1942972

>>1942946
spritzer queen

No. 1942976

throwing back an old fashioned and chasing it with a nice rice lager! name a drink that you cant resist? for me it's an oregon style old fashioned

No. 1943286

>>1942976
Damn, an old fashioned sounds really nice right now. What makes it Oregon style? I haven’t been to a bar in years and am drunk on my favorite cheap vodka (Taaka!) and Coke Zero yet again.

No. 1943289

>>1943286
lots of douglas fir bitters instead of angostura bitters is what makes it an oregon old fashioned! i highly recommend it

No. 1943303

>>1943289
I didn’t know Douglas fir bitters were a thing! That sounds amazing.

No. 1948017

Any tips for mixers with Baileys? I got four bottles on sales. I want to try make ice cream with them but I'm open to ideas.

No. 1948151

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impulsively said yes to meeting up with a friend after work at a brewery, i dont want to go to work tomorrow nonnies dont ask how i got home

No. 1948447

>>1948017
I’ve only had it with coffee, on the rocks (not great imo), or as part of an Irish car bomb (surprisingly delicious) but there’s loads of recipes on their website. I almost always just have it in coffee because I don’t have a full bar at home and like caffeine.

No. 1949074

Why is it the world feels more 'real' when I'm drunk. This is fucking weird, genuinely. I feel so disconnected from other human beings and the world at large. I've literally spent most of my life online, to the point I'm not even connected to myself on a physical level. I feel as though I am not a human being. Like I'm something that should've never existed. My existence was a mistake.

No. 1949273

>>1949074
i can relate! the only time i feel like a human being with normal, natural thoughts/behaviour is when i'm drunk. my friend also feels this way, you aren't alone.

No. 1949399

literally at the bar for trivia night drinking a mocktail because I’m in my sober era. I can’t wait until this month is over so I can resume my alcoholism

No. 1949660

drunk rn havent been drunk in like over a week im about to watch happy wheels playthroughs from 10 years ago cheers

No. 1952684

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I’m drunk in a work call at 8:30 pm and it took every ounce of my being not to unmute myself to make fun of my boss kek. Been downing some gin and tonic with lemon sorbet, mint, and cucumber

No. 1952820

>>1952684
Wtf nonnas it’s Friday I know you bitches out there

No. 1952825

>>1952820
i wish i could have a mojito but alcohol has been making me vomit so bad lately, i had to stop

No. 1954846

Went out for boozie brunch and came back. My BF put on Dune and the second one leaked too and I'm so confused and I want to go to bed but I love him so I will endure.
Zendaya looking pretty with blue eyes though.

No. 1957337

DRINKIN a brew (on my meds i get drunk off one) because an asshole yoga studio charged me for membership for 7 months before I noticed, despite me not signing up for membership,, now they say i signed a contract online dafuq theres no way i would pay that much for a membershup an not use it?? fuck you sue

and fuck your classes, everyone was a yoga snob there anyway

No. 1960020

I HATE BITCHES WHO SAY “omg that man is so babygurl” FUCK YOU MY CAT IS BABYGIRL SHES THE MOST BABY TO EVER GIRL. THE BABIEST GIRL!!!!MY LITTLEST BABY!!!!

No. 1960025

>>1960020
Sorry nonna but my cat is actually the littlest babiest girl she’s 6.7lbs full grown

No. 1960026

>>1960025
That does not matter my car is 10 pounds and 8 years old but she is still baby girl. All cat is baby girl

No. 1961309

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>saw what i thought was a nice stylish skinny metalhead girl at the bar
>turns out to be a long-haired moid
i need new glasses but the moscow mules didint help
die scrote

No. 1961353

>>1961309
sorry babe hope you still had a good time at the bar (was it a lesbobar?)

No. 1961481

>>1961353
nah just one of the few bars open late in my neck of the woods orz
first thibg i looked at was the sweatshirt bc it had a cool print and im weak for an obnoxious graphuc tee. more the fool me i guess
man i wish i could shoot lightning out of my hands. i would have deep fried him for the two crimes of being a moid and having a septum piercing

No. 1968286

Sobered up and can't stop cringing at myself for acting like an extrovert, being friendly and voicing my honest thoughts. There shouldn't be anything to regret, but i regret. Perhaps now that i'm alone, another glass will make this feeling go away.

No. 1968398

>>1941355
Ayrt how you doin sis?

No. 1971882

Drunk as fuck. Why does reality feel more 'real' under the influence? I feel so disconnected in my day to day life. I feel like I uncover some secret knowledge when I'm drunk or on drugs. Is it just the feeling of being on something? Low self esteem in my sober life? idk. Shame I just realize how pathetic my waking life is and futile life is in general and fall asleep afterwards.

No. 1971940

>>1971882
its ur brain working less hard. ur dumbing yourself down because its easier

No. 1972728

i think i'm buzzed, but not drunk. wondering what's the point of feeling like this, it's bad but it's warm and floaty. when i move out i'll work drinking a little fruity thing into every saturday, this is pretty great.

No. 1972730

i genuinely feel like a poet, like my words are better than they normally are. i feel no regret for the things i've done wrong, i'm justified, i WILL be justified, everyone who's ever fucked with me can go and kill themselves, i am better. i will be better. everyone who's ever laughed at me will choke on their shit.

No. 1977372

I'm a happy drunk, and talkative. I'm currently 7 beers deep, I'd so love to get talking to someone. Could be surface level or deep.

No. 1977446

>>1977372
Hows your day going nonnie?

No. 1977637

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>>1977446
Pretty ok. It's my first day ambulating from back pain - woke up feeling alright, been able to do the main care of my animals and then fed the birds outside. I always feel like I have a massive creative load to further when I'm drunk - sometimes it works, right now it's fizzling. Although I did manage to complete an applique thing for a family member

Going a bit insane as I think I was the only one who had this VHS as a kid.

No. 1978043

beer 8 rn and my nigel was like "wyd"" n i told him, im saving to my pinterest boards. he wantS ME TO SHOW HI MY PINTEREST IM SO embarrassed. i have an allarming amount of fujoshit, postal dude and horrorshit saved aehehe im so embarrassed

No. 1982923

I had 3 vodka crans and danced tonight!! im already dreading tomorrow's hangover though because I usually drink like 1 glass of wine max

No. 1987552

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Would it be fucked up to go to an AA group with the sole intention of meeting people to go on a bender with?
My modus opperandi is getting drunk, doing the dishes, running around the village half-nakedly and then taking a shower to avoid smelling like booze when I show up to my fucking minimum wage job. I'm mentally dependant but not physically, kinda really wanna stop or at least get a drinking buddy cause I crave attention
Repost cause I fucked up spoilering some parts so fuck it I guess

No. 1991461

>>1987552
Yeah, that's pretty messed up. Even if you find a friend there she's probably going to be a sad drunk.
Just use Bumble to find a drinking buddy. They have a thing for finding friends. I used that when I moved cities

No. 1991917

I feel like a real adult now, I can finally drink without a chaser lol

No. 1991927

>>1987552
why not just go to a bar and find some likeminded retards there

No. 1991951

>>1987552
I really wouldn't reccommend that nonna. Maybe just go to the bar and find some friends there? Pulling someone out of their sobriety doesn't sound super fun

No. 1992024

in three hours i'm gonna go scoopy doopy on some rum

No. 1992203

i vomited up all my wine i'm so disappointed in myself

No. 2000654

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It's my birthday and my job has put me in the middle of nowhere until June so I'm getting wasted and watching dumb shit to ease the pain

No. 2000687

>>2000654
happy bday…what's your job

No. 2000713

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>>2000687
Sorry if I'm vague here but I really don't want to dox myself. I know at least two other girls I'm pretty sure are lolcows in the office. Basically I'm part of a big company and sometimes they sponsor small companies. As part of the sponsorship I'm part of a team that basically goes out to them and tries to get them to align to how we do things.
I signed up to the team because it's sounded kinda cool. Travel the world and all. This is my fourth deployment and I'm stuck in a not so great country. The other person just left and I'm on my own. It's just go into the office, show my PPT slides, look at a room full of men completely ignore me. When I call them out on doing really stupid shit they just brush me off then I have to call up my manager to tell them "yes you have to do it this way" and it looks bad on me because I can't manage this. It's shit. They also put me up in a small town 40 mins away from the office.
The previous trip was worse I got set up in India and I barely left the hotel. I'm sure parts of India are lovely but that place was hell. Once I get mortgage approval back home I'm quitting.
Sorry for the mega vent

No. 2000717

>>2000713
This isn’t your fault obviously but if an overseas rando came into my work telling me how to do things I’d probably be pretty pissed too

No. 2000728

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>>2000717
Yeah I get that. Most of this is just boring office stuff like telling them how to switch from Slack to MS Teams or how to log their days off. The only really bad stuff that gets heated is when security reviews their stuff and it's basically hacker central.
I'm not trying to interfere with their process, the company wouldn't have sponsored them if it didn't work.
Also it's not some buy and gut the company operation. We haven't fired anyone from any of the companies I've been with.
Jfc I sound really corpo don't I? Ughh I want out. I need more rum

No. 2000730

got a grigio spritz to eat my massive cookie with, happy mothers day nonnas!

No. 2000734

>>2000728
The little stuff like that is exactly why I’d be pisssssed at upper management lol. I had to switch from google’s office stuff to outlook years ago and I’m still pissed over it. If it ain’t broke why fix it, I say. Obviously you aren’t my boss but I can feel the resentment from the office workers across the world lmao. Management and Human Resources is a disease

No. 2000761

>>2000734
Yeah even more reason to get out of my job. Fuck being Ms Bad News and having to spend months away from home. I'm quitting once this is over. All MS products suck, except Azure. That's alright.
Like I'm turning 2X and instead of having fun I'm drinking rum alone in shitty apartment and bitching on lolcow. This isn't life.

No. 2001748

My college bestie was back in town so we spent today catching up and getting wasted. I am way too drunk to do work tomorrow. What should I send in as a sick day excuse? I'm thinking send an email at like 5AM saying I have food poisoning and just work off that. I'm kinda worried that I'm being overly specific. Maybe I should be vague.

No. 2001780

Got a green chartreuse spritz and some mint chocolates to keep me company while i watch the clouds

No. 2001825

>>2000654
Woke up in the shower with a pool of vomit. I'm sorry to any nonas I was bitchy to. I'm quitting this job once I get back home. Also quitting rum. It's like 0-90. Just simple cider from now on

No. 2001846

>>2001825
Hope your hangover ain’t too bad Nona, get some takeout and get lots of sleep!

No. 2001859

>>2001846
Thanks nona. I am so grateful for drunk me deciding to send in a day off request last night. Drunk me is a sassy bitch but she's alright sometimes. I'm currently in water, cheap noodles and trashy shows mode.

No. 2002938

lambrusco and chicken wings affecting me like steroids right now

No. 2007089

ouuuu shit facedn andb mvcdddd

yyyeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaa

No. 2007172

I wish I had a farmer gf go get drynk with. I’m tired of drinking with my parents and hearing stories about his my dad fucked a midget

No. 2007177

>>2007172
I’m about to go out for drinks, nonna. Let’s pretend we’re drinking together kek
>my dad fucked a midget
Huh?

No. 2007192

>>2007177
Pretty much ecactky as is, phone lady with sexy voice, met her irl and she’s a midget, said fukkit why not. I don’t think I’d fuck a midget tho even if I was drink. I d be afraid of breaking her or something. No iffense to midget anons I’m sure you’re very durable

No. 2007196

>>2007192
I would. There was one on tinder in the city I used to live in but she was a they/them

No. 2007212

>>2007196
Damn, a midget and a they/them. That must be one interesting struggle

No. 2007220

>>2007192
Ayrt, back and drunk. Kek, I didn’t realize the “phone lady” trope happened outside of fanfic

No. 2007222

>>2007192
Am I supposed to pretend you're a woman

No. 2007232

>>2007222
Kek genuinely why do you think anon is a moid

No. 2007234

>>2007222
nonna nonnys drinking with her parents and her dad talks about fucking midgets in front of her. idk why you expect ladylike social skills here

No. 2008033

i'm thinking about drinking tonight but i dont know what i wanna buy does anyone have suggestions kek

No. 2008185

>>2008033
Some stores carry canned moscow mules which are pretty good

No. 2008452

red wine and pizza mmmmmmmmmm

No. 2011075

Is this annoying fag ever going away orrrt

No. 2012605

>>2011075
>Surprised that drunk people in a drunk thread are annoying
Have you ever been in a pub nonnie? If you don't like the vibe leave.

No. 2012609

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>>2012605
Here, I even drew you a door

No. 2012757

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>>2012609
Sorry that was pretty bitchy. I drew you a door so you can come back in

No. 2012772


No. 2012905

Welcome to lolcow bar, where we make drinks based off your favorfie cows. Do you wanna hear tonight’s specials? Tonight we have Unpopular Opinions, The Pixy System, and The Big Shay!

No. 2012965

>>2012905
Fcuk I sent too early but here’s the recipes

Unpopular Opinions
>2 oz vodka as base
>4 is lemonade (for the sour bitches)
>few dashes of hot sauce (for the flaming infights)
>ice (cause you bitches need to chill)
>salt rim (for the salty anons)

The Pixy System
>1 oz Sprite as base (cause she’s basic as hell)
>shot of pink gin (Jillian, cause she’s starded off kawaii)
>make it a slushy (Jerrik is supposed to be her but cool)
>dash of chili pepper (Veronica is spicy)
>pump of strawberry syrup (berry is a fuckin berry)
>shot of bourbon (cliffe cause bourbon is an old man drink)
>pump of Sakura syrup (flora is a cherry blossom)
>shot of absinthe (jax cause green)
>one shot that one drink that comes in a cat bottle (for the meow alter)
>edible glitter (for the one that’s a star)
>top with whip cream (for the coloud)

The Big Shay
>2 oz of bubblegum liquor (for the Barbie pink)
>shot of cheap tequilla (cause she’s a cheap bitch)
>1 oz crush cream soda (Barbie pink)
>edible glitter (so sparkly)
>squirt of lemon (cause she’s probably sour asf)
>ice (for her sore cooch)
>sugar rim (for her fat ass)

No. 2012987

>>2012965
The Pixy and the Big Shay are lookin mighty fine, right now.

No. 2013270

Which cow(s) should I base my next cocktail on? I’m thinking
>Venus
>Momokun
>ProAna Scumbags

No. 2013357

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Girlss moid are fuckin stupid dont listen to them
they dont ever listen to anything you have to say theyre just commited to being fucking retards
none of their ideas or opinions matter they're just objects choosing to stay on the most retarded trajectory on collision course with total retard death
never put stock in anything thy have to say it's just their retard y chomosome talking. they cant even appreciate bach

No. 2014116

>>2013270
>ProAna Scumbags
It's just ice

No. 2014199

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My sister came back from Spain and gifted me a bottle of Absinthe. It's 90%. I did a shot of it and almost puked.
Does any nonnie know a cocktail to make this palatable? I saw a video on Youtube where they drip water over a sugar cube but that doesn't sound nice at all.

No. 2014220

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>>2014199
Actually you put the absinthe in the glass and then pour water over a sugar cube. It’s fun and tastes different you should try it

No. 2014221

>>2014220
Yeah I've seen that but I'm worried that water and a sugar cube isn't great for covering up the super alcohol taste. The Youtube video I watched made it sound like a fun lunch drink like a Mojito but I'm iffy.
I'll give it a try anyway and report back if I'm alive.

No. 2014228

>>2014221
KEK it’s not remotely like a mojito it still just tastes like absinthe but softer when you add the sugar water and make it cloudy.
If you want fun absinthe cocktails try Necromancer or Death in the Afternoon.
A couple that only use an absinthe rinse but that’s a fun technique to learn and the drinks are good:
Sazerac
Corpse Reviver No. 2

No. 2014400

>>2014228
Thanks for the recs! I'll give them a go. I love how spooky themed they are.

No. 2014407

>>2014220
I fucking hate anise so much the only reason I wanted to try absinthe was cause I thought it was psychedelic alcohol

No. 2014516

>>2014407
It's a myth. Absinthe is just really strong alcohol, so if you don't like the taste, you might as well have a long island iced tea

No. 2018752

What's your favourite cocktail? Mine is a white freezie; it's one serving of 7UP (diet 7UP if you're thin), one serving of raspberry liqueur, and one serving of banana liqueur. It tastes just like a white freezie! I'm right now currently drunk on Monster: Pacific Punch and vodka, another one of my favourite combos.

No. 2018875

>>2018752
I love cocktails. Usually, I'm a margarita girl but tequila has been irritating my tummy so I got for anything fruit. Used to love red bull vodkas too. Drinking a buzzball rn

No. 2018991

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I love drinking alone. Not excessively but once a week or every second week I have a few drinks and go dancing in my bedroom and or kitchen and it's bliss. I can listen to whatever music I want and I don't have to babysit other drunk people and make sure they're having a good time and that I'm not being too autistic (worst part of drinking with other people, makes the experience not even fun.). I like to listen to my whatever music I want and not have to worry about picking music other people like. And I love dancing so much, I can't dance around other people because I dance like a retarded person.
>>2018752
Pomegranate juice with gin and a bit of lime. And a little ice. Anything with gin is tasty, it's very versatile. Gin and tonic (or sprite if tonic is too bitter) with frozen berries instead of ice cubes. Gin with Perrier and lots of ice and sliced citrus, maybe mint leaves if you have them. I like drinks with fresh fruit. Gin was the first thing I ever got drunk on, maybe I imprinted on it because it's still my soul liquor. And gin never makes me sick, I like whiskey but it hurts my tummy sometimes. I wish it didn't because I feel like whiskey is much more sophisticated kek.

No. 2019143

I lovveee drinking

No. 2020405

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>>2018752
Moscow Mule! I even got the copper cup. Cleaning it is a pain in the ass though. Copper rusts which tbh is a really bad idea to make a container of liquids from.
>>2018991
This so much I love enjoying my own company. You can just let go you know?
Probably TMI but I always loved coming back from a night out hopping in the shower and blasting music with pic related. Felt like a mini rave. Best part of the night. I can't do that anymore because I live in apartment and I'll annoy the neighbours.

No. 2020406

>>2020405
How is that TMI. You should change the light to yellow and pretend it's pee next time you use it

No. 2020409

>>2020406
It switches colour every couple of seconds so no pee stream. I'd pay a lot of money for one that syncs with the beat

No. 2020410

I'm barely tipsy (had like 5 gins and 4 whiskies lol) but I'm pissed the hell off bc the moid who was feelin me up the other day is suddenly too busy revising for uni exams to see me. Die.

No. 2020413

>>2020406
TMI because shower

No. 2020415

>>2018752
Old fashioned, but instead of the angostura bitters, douglas fir and hazelnut bitters! And sometimes I make one with green chartreuse, prosecco, and lemonade.

No. 2020449

>>2020413
the fact you take a shower isn't TMI. what kind of uptight upbringing did you have where mentioning showering crosses a line?

No. 2020462

>>2020449
I'm not that uptight, everyone showers, I just thought saying that I enjoyed getting wasted and shower raving was weird. Being naked doing stuff I feel is kinda weird to mention. I wouldn't tell my irl friends about it.
If I'm being honest getting zonked on 2CB and showering after a EDM show was one of the most happiest I've every felt. Still feels weird to say it though.

No. 2020475

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>>2019143
Yeeeeeee

No. 2020626

>>2020462
>I wouldn't tell my irl friends about it
What do you talk about with them then? Genuine question, no snark intended

No. 2020650

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>>2020626
[[Warning Warning Blog Incoming]]
Normal stuff I guess after a night out. Like I was so messed up last night you doing ok? I can't believe so and so was hooking up with x and I hope y got home safe.
I am probably the most drug positive user nonna out of my friend group that isn't one of the boys. I'll admit I'm a little self conscious about it but saying I super enjoy being high by myself sounds like druggo behaviour.
There's definitely a double standard with men and women with drug use. I feel like I have to have a reason to get high meanwhile the guys can just do whatever. Sometimes if I talk too much about how much I enjoyed taking whatever I can feel judgemental and concerned stares from the girls. Even then talking about enjoying chemicals in a solo setting feels weird.
I wouldn't admit it, but I wouldn't condemn it if someone mentioned it to me. Maybe my friends are just judgemental. Idk. I'd like to have a nice quiet night in with some of the gals and get a bit ketty but I know they won't go for it.

No. 2020653

>>2020650
I'm pretty drunk, so I kinda word vomited that. Hope it made sense

No. 2020660

>>2020650
I probably could've picked a better image. My messed up folder is small kek

No. 2020662

>>2020650
I am also a woman who enjoys being solo high/drunk/whatever. If it was safe to travel and be intoxicated, I would do that as well. There's always a point where I'm hanging out with people and I wish that I was alone when I'm drunk/high/whatever. I do have a lot of friends that do drugs/drink pretty regularly, but I can also say that these are not friends that I made solely partying so it's a little more stable than that.. Some of my favorite experiences with friends of the past have been tripping on hallucinogens in nature or doing art or something.
For now, I'm finishing up my late shift (out at 11), pounding 710 mL of miller light and smoking weed until I pass out. I've been "tapering" off liquor since last week because I loathe the anxiety that comes the morning after an initial sober day. Yay justifications for alcohol abuse! But all joking aside. I took a walk in the sun yesterday (my day off) and drank a tall boy out of a paper bag and walked around town. Listened to emo music. It was awesome. Why have I never done that?

No. 2020679

going to have more drinks soon hehe love drinking. probably lowkey an alcoholic but idrc

No. 2020705

>>2020679
Me too nonna

No. 2020716

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>>2020679
Lets goooooo

No. 2022250

I just got home from a wedding which was super fun but I'm pretty sloppy and took a good 10 minutes to unzipper my dress,
I wish my moid were here with me but I'm all alone. I have a whole box of sweets I took home with me but it's not as good as snuggling with someone who loves you
>I luv my hairy bearded Nigel and I want the world to know it

No. 2022333

i wanna get drunk with my husband so bad right now

No. 2024188

moids are such sluts it’s incredible and fairly disgusting. never fucking any of them again i swear

No. 2025582

Just got drunk by myself and skipped home (easier on the joints than running, faster than walking) and now I’m playing sims 3. Life is so good nonnies, I drank 2 glasses of wine and a martini

No. 2025632

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Fuck me man. I literally drank like 5 shots and a cup of vodka in like 20 minutes or something. I had such a nasty headache but I'll be ready to keep going at it in like 2 minutes.

Sorry I love soyjaks this one is so cute!(no soyjaks)

No. 2025638

>>2025582
never considered skipping before

No. 2025682

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>>2025632
This is so fucked up!!! How did I get red text!! Im hurt! DICTATORSHIP!(ban evading)

No. 2025897

>>2025638
ntayrt but I love skipping, plus you can jump so high sometimes its fun

No. 2025898

now I've tried grey goose and I don't think I'll ever go back to smirnoff. wtf is in grey goose?? its so good

No. 2030045

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Nonnas I’m drunk at the bar and this fucking sucks. Moids are ugly, alcohol is expensive, and I can barely hear what my girl friends are saying. Picunrelated

No. 2030046

I'm so sleepy.

No. 2030053

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I'm watching Hamilton. My friends are trying to explain it to me but I can't stop thinking about the tik tok that goes " If I can prove that i didn't touch my balls"

No. 2030185

>>2030045
Is it one of those places that thinks loud music is a replacement for atmosphere? I hate that so much. My favorite local bar even started pumping music into the smoking area. Just let me relax, this isn't a rave.

No. 2030415

i want a bloody mary so bad right now and its 9am so its the perfect time to have one but i don’t have any of the ingredients. ugh

No. 2030682

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Shoutout to my weekend drinker nonnies and all the fujostacies surviving out there, we live in tough times.
Gonna drink and cook up the finest dead doves, have a good night.

No. 2030687

>>2030682
enjoy your dinner nonny

No. 2032113

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I broke my foot so I'm just sitting here drinking wine, watching dumb stuff and looking at my friends on Insta having fun at the festival I was looking forward to. I hate my luck. This happens so often I think the universe is conspiring against me.

No. 2032187

I went to a party last night, drank a few light beers, a ton of caffeine and water, drove two hours home after the end of the show. Went to a 24 hr gas station and although they can't sell alcohol after 1 AM, the cashier was new and said he was surprised that the register let him scan it in. So, he let me have it. I sped home and arrived at 2 AM. Chugged a white claw as fast as I could, smoked several bowls, curled up in bed, played a water sorting game until I passed out. T-minus 30 more minutes until I have to work.

No. 2032192

>>2032187
You're a piece of shit if you drink and drive. Don't reply saying "oh but I'm a really good driver" or "I didn't drink that much". I'm an alcoholic and I don't do that. Get an uber next time ffs.

No. 2032333

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>>2032192
I was sober bitch. Thanks for your concern though, I agree.

No. 2032338

>>2032192
ntayrt but light beer is non-alcoholic so its okay nonny

No. 2032354

>>2032338
nta but today I learned

No. 2032366

>>2032333
Just think what you're going to say when you plow into a house at 4AM and the police are questioning you and then think if I should still drive.
When you're drunk you can't judge how sober you are. Thats why I stopped driving. I'm going to drink myself to death and not bring anyone with me thank you very much
>>2032338
Is it? It's 4-5% here

No. 2033557

Going to build some furniture, listen to good music, clean the bathroom, then make breakfast and pass out. I hate how alcohol makes me a little bit more productive than usual, but what else to do, y'know? Being responsible every other time of the week makes me not want to do basic tasks anymore since it's so repetitive. Time to have fun and make the home more palatable!

No. 2033736

>>2020405
are you 2cb anon from the drug thread? i think about you sometimes.

No. 2034184

>>2033736
No comment
yes

No. 2034998

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2 bottles of wine down. Its almost 8am. Life is funny

No. 2034999

>>2034998
Love this pic

No. 2035184

Any tips on personal hygiene to get the drunk stank out?

No. 2035189

>>2035184
stand in front of a heater to evaporate the alcohol through your skin

No. 2035430

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>>2032366
I get where you're coming from, and yeah, the beers were 4%, but I consumed my last beer at 8 PM and didn't leave the event until 1 AM. You can't tell me it takes more than 4 hours to work off 3 Modellos at a dance party

No. 2035433

>>2032366
second anon, i did not realize that kek…i always thought normal beers were 4-5% and light beer was basically ginger beer LMAO

No. 2035818

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It’s a tuesday at 2pm, you know what that means!!

No. 2035982

>>2035818
Ranch water is the best. Cheers to a nonnie with taste

No. 2038896

If I were a sentient passenger airplane it would be 9/11 all over the place because they look like 2 benis

No. 2038898

>>2038896
Like towers are just benis

No. 2040142

Girlie's I hate men. Can I just DIE

No. 2040147

>>2025632
>this one is so cute!
I love you guys sometimes

No. 2040256

I wish I could get drunk without drinking so much because I always have to pee so much. like at a concert, I wanna have a few drinks to loosen up but then i'll have to leave for the toilet halfway through and that's not fun.

No. 2040268

went to a lolcow bar and had 2 moscow mules but i had to stop myself halfway through the second one because i remembered that i had to walk home and i didn’t want to get myself hit by a car KEKZ

No. 2040294

>>2040268
>lolcow bar
Huh?

No. 2040307

>>2040268
Bitches have like 2 units and turn up in the drunk thread like they belong

No. 2040309

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>>2040268
>lolcow bar

No. 2040314

>>2040309
Damn remember the Lolcow Inn thread? Classic

No. 2040317

Had plans to hit the bars with the girls tonight and those plans just got cancelled so now I’m just drinking alone rethinking life decisions

No. 2040710

>>2040309
I kinda wanna try it. I'm imagining it tastes like less minty Baileys

No. 2040722

>>2040314
I just realised if someone tried to make that in current year it would be banned for shitposting. Man…

No. 2040729

I have no friends, so I drink wine on my own and watch sad TV all night with my cat next to me. Found out I have high feritin, getting more blood tests to confirm why but I'm pretty sure its because of the alcohol. I am having another weekend drunk before my GP inevitably tells me to stop.
Thanks lolcow for always being the background friends, I love knowing there is a nice autistic site of women just there in the background. Without you all I would feel so much more alone.

No. 2041915

Just back home from the taxi after drinking all day and someone else left fancy Raybans in the cab and cab driver said keep them. Degen life pays off

No. 2041918

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>>2041915
The glasses look like this but signed. Living my best life. Love you all

No. 2041920

>>2040729
we love you too nonny, i’m glad you continue to rejoin us

No. 2043069

screwdrivers made with freshly squeezed oj and a little bit of lime are god tier.

No. 2043709

Had a few and am enjoying my time at relatives house before I inevitably have to return home. So close to calling off more time at work.

No. 2044019

roomie is watching their carbs so we're on the corona light train

No. 2044055

>>2044019
The superior light beer. Please tell me you have limes

No. 2044471

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Eating a big bowl of crab and drinking some chilled wine with empress in the sun. Happy summer nonnitas!

No. 2044829

>>2038896
what did you mean by this? benis = penis?? wot

No. 2044960

>>2044829
I'm pretty invested in this too. What did you mean nonna?

No. 2048792

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It's FRIDAYYYYY
Whatcha all
>Drinking
>Watching
>Playing
>Doing
I'm drinking pineapple monster and vodka. Currently waiting for my friends to finish work so we can go out and get messy

No. 2048848

>>2048792
It’s 9 am here and I can’t wait to drink the white wine in my fridge. Cheers nonnie

No. 2049512

Why oh why do I still daily think about my ex? I do not miss her, fuck her. But she was sooooo shitty and stole almost 13 years of my life and her mother is a lunatic lmao. Like I get irrationally angry thinking about her and her mother. I need a way to stop my thoughts when I start to think of them. They are not worthy of me or my thoughts. I hope they get itchy.

No. 2050852

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>>2049512
Samefag. I'm drunk again, but not angry anymore. I'm laughing my ass off she trooned out and mutilated herself to became a lame smelly fat "man" even though she was sure she will be a muscular yaoi MC. Sad that she used to be a cute GNC lesbian. Now she's a living fedora wearing m'lady meme.
Gonna open another beer. Cheers nonnas! Thank you for peaking me, that was one of the reasons I escaped that nightmare. Fucking hell lolcow dot farm maked me see the light and run away towards greener pastures.

No. 2054968

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I get so fucking affectionate when I'm drunk. There is a certain subsection of nonnies that I just adore, and I'm so happy we get to interact every day. I'm sorry anons but if you're not engaging in the movie room, you're just missing out. That's where the premium nonnies chill, the kindest, chillest, most intelligent and funniest anons go to the movie room and building friendships with them over the last nearly 3 years has been fucking magic. I LOVE YOU MOVIE ROOM NONNIES!

No. 2055176

I LOVE MUSIC SO MUCH what a fucking gift

No. 2057729

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Going to Glastonbury next weekend so I'm spending this one experimenting with new mixers.
Tonight - preworkout, gin, and sodawater.
Tomorrow - see if my jagerbomb jelloshots taste nice (it's food so doesn't count towards alcohol limit)
Saturday - see if warm white wine can be made in any way palatable

No. 2057916

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>>2054968
Love you too nona

No. 2078188

Ahahahahahaha I've gotten ficking wasted off of a bottle of soju that was tasty and more alcohol % than I'm used to. feels weird

No. 2078213

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I'm so weak to fernet I love it so much, I finished my bottle and now I'm sad I have no more

No. 2078498

>said I wasnt gonna drink tonight
>drinks anyway
>can't finish full episode of tv show or fully watch Independence day the movie and instead gets distracted by the internet

No. 2079360

Does anyone else here get horny while drin@. My sex drive is crazy h but it’s even worse when I’m drunk. Anyone else

No. 2079948

>>854762
>>854762
>>854762
i feel sick. my lifr amounts to nothing and drinking makes me see that. how should i kill myslef

No. 2091842

>>2079360
I get sooo horny omg- on that note I tried hooking up with a moid while drinking and he got whiskey dick fuckkk lol

No. 2091913

>>2091842
Around booze or drugs don't expect anything from men. I've had one encounter that didn't end in disappointment. Despite their bravdo the penis is an organ that doesn't work well under anything but perfect conditions kek

No. 2097760

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I'm on the taxi back home and
Drunk me said some things she shouldn't saaad
Sober me tomorrow is going to be so maaaad
Fuck them we need better friends anyways sober me needs to work on our life. Fuck you sober bitch make better friends and better smug pics

No. 2097768

>>2097760
what’d you have for drink tonight nonnie

No. 2097769

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whenever this thread gets bumped it makes me want a cosmo

No. 2097796

>>2097768
Gunpowder and pink gin. We might be drunk but we're still righteous and justified

No. 2098438

>>2097760
>>2097796
God fucking damn it I'm such a retard when I'm drunk. I can't keep doing this. I'm quitting drinking. Sayonara nonnas.

No. 2104541

sometimes i feel like the only way i can achieve warmth and peace is with getting drunk or high. a single light beer for me tonight. I will chug it within 2 minutes of me clocking out of work, smoke a joint, and spin around in my computer chair

No. 2106134

getting drunk with some shitty cup noodles and watching mean girls
PEAK friday night xoxoxo

No. 2108069

bloop bloop bloop

No. 2108095

>>2098438
see you tomorrow

No. 2108945

shift ends: 11 PM
when I'll be drunk: 11:01 PM

No. 2116103

>>2040307
some of us are lightweights, matilda

No. 2127417

I'm just dropped at a festival this weekend. Nonnas give me your best drunk wake up tunes. I need to get the gang gooooooing

No. 2127424

>>2127417
Natasha is love.
Naatasha is life

No. 2127951

>>2127424
I'm not a violent person but I'd kill for Natasha

No. 2128867

French women look so classy when they're drinking

No. 2128871

>>2128867
Whoops forgot the pic. I can't find the pic because my phone is being dumb but imagine what was like what I said ♥.

No. 2128951

God drinking after a long time feels so good
I am at peace finally

No. 2145528

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I've been drinking nonstop after being traumatized by a hypsersexual ex-friend. on god how do women fuck everything that walks and has a penis without wanting to kill themselves. idk I really don't think I'm a lesbian but at the same time when a man looks at me with desire I always feel such intense revulsion that I have to push dowm. But It's okay in fantasy because I'm there but I'm not really there. I just wish I could be a normal girl on god but the idea of being with men actually makes me want to kill myself I don't even like being friends with them unless we're very casual and the older I get the more I feel like I'm delaying the inevitable or else should kill myself because there's no way a woman is going to want some neet old woman loser with mental problems like me she deserves better than that FUCK

No. 2145533

>>2145528
>there's no way a woman is going to want some neet old woman loser with mental problems like me she deserves better than that
Anon I have known two older women who suddenly came out as same sex attracted and they left their husband and boyfriend respectively and got into relationships with women within at least four months after all that happened. One of those women has slight brain damage from getting jumped by her boyfriend's rival gang. Crazy shit but there is always hope.

No. 2145568

>>2145528
On god, women care way less about age than men. And how old are you anyways, 24? It's gonna be okay

No. 2146074

I’M GONE OFF ONE 40 OZ AND GIGGLING MANICALLY TO MYSELF

BOUT TO BE A COMPLETE FUCKING MENACE ON /ot/

No. 2146078

>>2146074
Please use your drunken state to spread love and positivity, not hate and evil.

No. 2146101

>>2146078
I CHOOSE CHAOS

No. 2146456

Sugar, are WE going down swinging??

No. 2146495

>>2146456
Yes. Get in, loser

No. 2146603

>>2146078
They will learn love and positivity by force!
>>2146101
Let positive chaos take the world kekk

No. 2146722

I quit my job today. Last week I went to some managers about how I can't handle the guy I work with's yelling for no reason (not at me, just yelling and angry at everything else though) and they told him what I said and he basically cornered me and was like "oh you didn't think you could come to me first? That's so strange, I thought we were on good terms." I even said to the managers I don't want him to know I came forward because I know I am not the only one who hears him screaming. In an environment with only 2 women I ultimately just felt very looked over and not taken seriously in my role even though I did more work than the guy who is always screaming. I just walked out, bought booze and came home lol.

Manager has called me 4 times today and left two messages. They want me to come in an talk and maybe resolve things. Maybe I will, maybe I won't but all I know is I don't have to get up for shit tomorrow so I'm opening another beer.

No. 2155310

i hear your voice…it’s like an angel, sighing

No. 2155312

I drank 2 espresso martinis and an old fashioned and I don’t even feel a gentle buzz. Could it being 10 am have something to do with that?

No. 2155319

>>2155312
Sorry babe, I think that just means your tolerance is high. Are you an alchy?

No. 2155335

Fuck I hate alcohol don't know how I developed a liking for it daily. I love my nigel but I think my type are jesus looking dudes either scrawny with glasses or fucking hagrid its 5pm somewjhere

No. 2155350

>>2155319
Wellll yeah I do like to indulge kekek but I was on a two month dry period before I knocked these back

No. 2155352

>>2155312
>espresso martinis
reading the shayna thread made me want to try one but i have a very low tolerance for alcohol

No. 2155353

>>2155352
It was hazelnut espresso vodka (24%) and mixed it with five farms irish cream which is only 17%, definitely good if you’re not a fan of heavy hitters

No. 2155360

Have you ever got a DUI/DWI/OVI? Driving under the influence

No. 2155364

>>2155360
nope! best part of being unlicensed is drunk walks home

No. 2155367

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No. 2155368

>>2155360
No. I'm careful to drive home if I'm intoxicated. Depends on the type of alcohol or drug but some of it actually makes me more focused on the road. It scares me actually

No. 2155376

>>2155360
I got into a fight with my ex moid and went driving drunk and totaled my car. I thank Goddess everyday I didn’t kill someone and won’t be done paying for the consequences for 5 more years. Worst decision I ever made. Please please please never ever ever ever drive drunk.

No. 2155407

>>2155360
Not once. I'm a mess but I ain't taking anybody down with me. I do spend a fortune on taxis though.

No. 2155696

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Sorry if this is the wrong place but I figure this is the best thread to ask. I saw some videos about borgs so I made one for a BBQ party last weekend. Yeah late to that trend but I'm the other side of the Atlantic, internet takes a long time to get here kek. I mixed vodka, local equivalent of pedialyte, a squash satchel, a scoop of preworkout and some limes for aesthetics. Puked after about two hours. It was a pretty messy affair so I slipped out unnoticed. However is there something I'm missing here? Water, even flavored, seems like a dumb mixer.

No. 2157173

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scrolled thru catalog just to vocalize i love lolcow.farm; i love the nearly generational misandry (including all AMABS) users have maintained throughout the years on this board. i love how anons can have such dissenting and polarizing views that contest with one another and yet we maintain relative order and don't doxx and murder eachother and just keep to relevaant threads with our autistic sperging. i love the logical 'genuine girl best friend' advice you can find if you ask in appropriate threads. i love what this board did for me as a full on young NEET female back when i struggled. i remember when the board went down so bad we had a temp board and crystal.cafe with all the tr00ns. rambling now sry but i want this amazonian haven to last 4ever.

No. 2164015

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Gatorwine my beloveded

No. 2164225

>>2155696
Late but you messed up with the pre workout. That shit dehydrates the body like none other and will fuck up your kidneys even without alcohol mixed in. You should go for hydration booster products if you really wanna make some concoction like that kek liquid IV and similar work well as a drink mixer

No. 2164477

>>2164015
you mix them?

No. 2164570

>>2164477
Yep it makes it really sweet. Tastes kinda like sangria

No. 2164572

whenever this thread gets bumped i start craving a cosmo kekk

No. 2164594

Listening to Eurovision songs and drinking dry white wine. Life is good for the next couple of hours I hope. Any other Eurovisiononnies out here? I'm blasting Buranovskiye Babushki now. PARTY FOR EVERYBODY DANCE COME ON AND DANCE COME ON AND DANCE COME ON AND BOOM BOOM I'm still mad they finished second place and it's been 12 years. None of my favs ever win, it's bullshit

No. 2165247

Striving to become an alcoholic, but no matter how many years i force myself to drink, it just doesn't stick. Don't get me wrong, i'm not about to give up, just need to find a different approach.

No. 2165252

>>2165247
Don't give up nonnie! It took me years before I got into my crying in the shower drinking pinot grigio morning mode. Alternatively have you tried other substances? I hear fentanyl is very user friendly.

No. 2165390

>>2165252
>in the shower drinking
That's crazy, what if your alcohol gets diluted.

No. 2165411

>>2165390
Nonplers plz. I have an angled wine poorer cork so no water gets in and my happy grape juice never goes bad. I used to recycle my tears to drink but I cry so much now it doesn't seem worth it.
Living my best life ♥

No. 2171764

>>2146722
They're still looking for a replacement for me, get fuckeddd

No. 2172685

>>2171764
You should flood their applications with fake resumes kekk.

No. 2172866

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Tastes like eating a the roach of a smoked blunt

No. 2172888

>>2172866
Now I want alcohol…craving a cosmo

No. 2173001

real bitches pick their own scabs

No. 2174817

Wild Turkey American Honey: 10/10 would recommend.

No. 2175369

Spiced rum with ginger/coconut or other complimentary fruit chaser is always the winner. Everything else gives consequences.

Does anyone else have a certain liquor that just works for you without any reprecussions? Vodka makes me cry, whiskey activates these hands, gin ends in a coma, tequila starts the dancing, etc. Beer and wine fucks up my stomach. I just like hearing everyone's opinions! Also I'm drunk so my curiosity is piqued.

No. 2176559

>>2175369
my worst hangovers have come from whisky and rum. I am partial to 2 - 6 light beers.

No. 2176740

in the bar. no skinny twinks to make out with. sad!

No. 2176741

>>2176740
i look rlly good though ngl

No. 2176791

my boyfriend said I'm drinking too much (tbf; friday saturday and sometimes wednesday) but i'm 23 and love drinking (i don't care if i'm an alcoholic rn i don't want to drink everyday, just 3 days out of the week because i'm young and like having fun when drunk, i'm a fun drunk too not even a bad drunk) soooo kinda pissed but thats ok (i'll get drunk again soon, one day)

No. 2178164

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I love Edelmeister Radler, both lemon and grapefruit. They're by far the tastiest radlers on the local market, and my go-to drinks when I don't want to get too smashed (when I want to get smashed I drink Garibaldi cocktails).
The problem is everyone seems to love them too, and they always get sold out in every store by the time I go to buy drinks. Plus the stores take too long to replenish their stock and can be out of it for days, even weeks.
Come on retailers/producers, don't you see there is high demand? Order/send more!

No. 2178188

my dishes stacked up so badly I am afraid of them. I'm so close to just calling over a fling to do them but can't be bothered to be socially entertaining and can't cum with whiskey clit so it'd be more trouble than worth. All I want to do is get shitfaced and read manga. I wish I could get isekaid to another world where I could be a drunk monk character but somehow have a harem of scrotes take care of me as I get us into messed up situations (thief tsundere, eager warrior, and prettyboy healer). We get 12 episodes and it gets a 3 on mal

No. 2178211

ooooh oooooh it's time for a beer or two or three and maybe a little joint or two or three, maybe also a little trolling or two or three

No. 2179397

alcohol tolerance rising! been drinkimg from 4 pm and it’s fine. a few drinks here and now a beer and i’m so fineee

No. 2179456

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i googled jerma and dying laughing, drunk off of cheap liqour

No. 2179806

>>2179397
chuckles into my fifth light beer it doesn't count as light beer anymore at this point

No. 2179908

I’m drinking tequila in Coke Zero and it’s weird. I should stop drinking because it’s making me gain weight reeeeee. I don’t normally drink frequently but this year has been a miserable shit show and I’m pretty sure I’ve consumed more alcohol this year than I have in the rest of of life combined.

No. 2180179

>>2179908
I'm in the same boat anon. Woke up this morning thinking damn, I'm not going to stay at a normal weight if I keep chugging beers all year long

No. 2181550

T hey should make junk food out of radium si all the fat people get radiation poisoning

No. 2181583

>>2181550
but then you’d fuck everyone over whether they ate junk food or not. radiation, anon.

No. 2181618

Holding the baby is illegal in 48 states

No. 2181644

>>2181583
Nuh uh

No. 2181855

grey goose doesn't taste all that good and I prefer smirnoff

No. 2181918

>>2181855
Absolut vodka is best vodka, but I'll happily chug Smirnoff.

No. 2182698

>>2181855
Try cheap shit like Taaka (the one with the blue label is my go to vodka) or McCormick if you just mix it into soda and aren’t making cocktails. Honestly they’re probably totally fine for cocktails too. You won’t notice a difference and will save a lot of money. They’re both $12-$15 for 1.75 L depending on where you buy it from. Spending over $20 on a bottle is only worth it if it’s potato vodka.

No. 2182718

What nonny is drinking Aperol Spritz tonight??????

No. 2182727

time to show my liver who's boss

No. 2184047

> be me
> from a lower class family
> fafsa thinks we have more money than we do bc my dad gets good paychecks, but spends them on medical bills or bipolar needs-but-are-only-wants (nutrition drinks, running shoes, etc)
> i'm stupid so i think whatever i'll earn it back, i am going to be a lawyer
> then my card gets declined for an uber to work
> what the fuck
> check and all but thirteen dollars got transferred to my dad
> have helicopter parents who worry i'm gonna be like a relative who went to college and OD'd
> but also like
> i know drinking is also an addiction but like i've only done so on weekends and keep my spending to tuition and my dog's groceries
> what the fuck x2
> genuinely what the actual fuck
> can i take legal action
> asking "why did you take this amount from my bank account" is awkward bc we have a really volatile relationship based on his addiction
> he's not like a mob boss who can hunt me down, he's too broke to go on a 20 hr drive KEK, but the possibility is still scary to me
> i have a suspicion it was for his medical treatment
> but also ask me first? maybe? i probably wouldve taken a few days to decide but jfc i would've said yes if you gave me time to figure out a time
> am on my 5th monaco cranberry to get the confidence to ask why tf

No. 2185131

>>2184047
Sounds like you should’ve gone to community college tbh. Taking out tons of student loans not only for tuition but for living expenses is straight up retarded. Law school isn’t some guarantee to make loads of money just in case you’re unaware.

Open a new account at a different bank and use that so your parents don’t have access to it.

No. 2185655

Double post oops am drunk oops. Drinking ok topamax is dumb and I will feel like absolute trash tomorrow amen.

No. 2185656

>>2185131
i got a full ride but cannot possibly maintain the gpa i have while paying for my apartment costs even though theyre low kek

No. 2185659

>>2185656
Ah okay that’s better then. The people who go to expensive schools with no scholarships are absolutely retarded. Definitely look into opening a new bank account for your important finances (like fafsa) so your parents can’t access it but leave your old one open so they’re not suspicious / so you still have a long standing account. Definitely confront your dad but do it as casually as possible as to not cause a huge blowout. If you’re desperate for cash right now and are in decent health, check to se if there are plasma donation clinics around you. They compensate for your time and tend to be located around universities and other n low income areas. I fucking hated university which was devastation because I tioift id love it so best luck to you. You’ve got this.

No. 2185666

>>2185659
samefaggig fml sorry I hope that post made sense I can’t type right now

No. 2186064

been on lc in some capacity for 10 ish years and never saw cp until yesterday. csa victim so I immediately spiraled and drank a fuck ton of vodka to cope nearly blacked out. didn't sleep puked every hour still happening stomach wont settle for a fukin second so I can rest
gonna do it again tonight so I barely remember anything

No. 2187428

>>2186064
not sure how effective this would be after a day since viewing the content, but ive heard that playing tetris after seeing something disturbing helps block off the traumatic emotion. i tried doing it after scrolling through the offended page in ed and the stuff i saw has been mostly blocked off.

No. 2187967

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This has been a horrible week. I'm getting drunk

No. 2192874

>>2185659
tysm nonna, i've been trying to figure out what to do since while my dad wouldn't have the money to come ask me about anything and instead just would find ways to make my life a living hell more than he already has KEK, so that helps and i am currently contacting banks in my area since i'm from out-of-state.
>>2186064
i'm so sorry, nonna. nothing i can say can erase what you saw, and that sucks. however, as a fellow csa victim who saw that content on here, you can't ignore that these things happen, only realize that you can advocate for people, but not stop them from happening. what helped me was reaching out to CSA groups in my area and volunteeriing with them. i didn't always have the $ or the time, but i did have the passion, and it helped me realize that this sort of care from fellow CSA victims is what really keeps these orgs going. moids are evil, and despite our best attempts, we can't stop them. however, as women, we can a) make sure the survivors are supported and warm and b) make sure nothing like this ever happens to a girl or woman again through our own actions.
>>2187967
KEK i'm so late but yeah

No. 2192882

>>2186064
samefagging to say that i def stated the obvious and im sorry, i just wish you the best nonna, i hope you have beautiful smells in your home and beautiful foods and comfy blanket

No. 2193605

I'm at a crossdross. I am very drunk from day drinking with friends and then coming home and doing evening drinking. There's only one key to our house. I have the key. I need to let my housemate in. Do I
>Mix the preworkout into my vodka and stay awake to let her in
>Sleep now in glorious sleeps and leave the door oopen for anybody to come in and murder us.
I think option one is the good option but I'm also a little high so I dont think that's going to work well. Bitch answer your phone so I can sleep.

No. 2193609

>>2193605
Stay up a bit and you can avoid the hangover, two birds one stone. Or hide the key under the mat and take a well deserved snooze cruise.

No. 2193617

I am drinkin’ and snackin’. I have salty chips and that tasty fucking korean wine (mango flavor) life is good nonas

No. 2193642

>>2193609
>hide the key under the mat
I actually hadn't considered it. I'm a capital goober. I get so tunnel visiony when I drink.
Ah well live and learn. Preworkout is done and drank. Might as well use the energy for something positive and productive (spoilers) she fucked about in lolcow minecraft server for 4 hours, nonna did not learn anything, everyone said her avatar was cute af tho

No. 2193659

>>2193642
kek sounds fun nona post the avatar?

No. 2193663

>>2193659
I'm sorry but I'm trying to larp as a not mess as long as I can

No. 2197025

If drink bad why feel good

No. 2197684

GIMME GIMME MAN AFTER MIDNIGHT
IS THERE A SOUL OUT THERE
CHASING THE SHADOWSSSS

No. 2197690

if I have any money left you know I'm carrying my handful of dimes down to the convenience store and buying a shooter. I'm going to relish that better days are coming soon and use my liquor powers to download many free PDFs of books I want to read at once. If I was inspector gadget, I'd say go-go liquor-balls, and that would be the phrase that phases a bottle of liquor into my hand. It wouldn't have anything to do with balls, but I want to still be able to say, go-go liquor balls. I'm dead sober at my job right now fuuuuuuck I only have two hours left. Go go liquor balls….

No. 2197718

>>2197690
yasss queen i support you

No. 2198128

>>2197718
go go liquor balls x 3, thanks for your support

No. 2200719

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People who turn their noses up at nigori are fucking annoying hispters. Nigori is unfiltered sake, so it's naturally a bit sweeter and cloudier. But I've never had one that's anywhere as many mainstream cocktails or dessert wines. It's rich, but that doesn't mean it's syrupy, and it has a layered flavor profile. Gud

No. 2200741

>>2200719
It’s the most delicious sake.

No. 2202113

I confessed to ber drink ad fuck and she likes me back but lives gar away holy shot i love her so much she's so nice and sweet and loving and God she'd pretty so prettt

No. 2202124

>>2202113
Yay. Happy for you nonnie

No. 2203385

Slay

No. 2203793

IM NEVER DDRINKUN AGAIN!!!!! I THOUGHT THAT I WAS TALKING TO A KINDA DUMPY GRIL BUT IT WAS A FUCKI TRANNY !!!!!! I DODN KNKW UNTIL I SAW ITS DHE/HER TROON PRONOUN PIN EW EW EW EW EW EW IM GONNA POUE ALL MG LIQUOR DOWN THE DRAIN I NEED TO SHOWER I ALMOST FLIDTED WITH IT BUT NG SOBER FRIEND PROTECTED ME I FUCKING LOVE YOU CLAUDIA

No. 2204718

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Embarrassed myself pretty bad today. Taking my juice and watching spooky videos to shock myself out of this cringe spiral.

No. 2206421

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I'm very wine drunk right now

No. 2206426

Ooogghhh I ate so much salt today (went to the movies and split a popcorn with my bf) and then we got Italian food so even more salt, and the waitress gave me a HUGE glass of wine and then I came home and took two shots of rum and I fear my blood pressure will never recover. I’m like a puffy bloated corpse full of salt and alcohol

No. 2206438

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>>2206426
You'll be okay, sounds fun actually. Just drink water

No. 2206441

>>2206438
bunnies be like ugh i ate sooo much carrots today

No. 2206445

>>2206438
Aww cute reply pic nonnie. I’m drinking water now and going to bed and hopefully in the morning I won’t feel like I’m 99% salt kek I feel so dried out

No. 2208461

>My friend walks up to the bar to get order another round of drinks
>!!Critical Decision Ahead!!
>A) Stay out and have fun. Call in sick to work tomorrow
>B) Go home early and have a terrible day at work tomorrow
The willpower to work is weak and the choice for joy is obvious. Can I actualize my own self joy?
Yes
I should probably keep my head out of my phone. I'm being anti social. I also had a really good image for this but i cant find it

No. 2208828

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I'm drinking alone because my rapist ex's birthday is coming up and I'm writing a fanfic that basically serves as having Boobs Ninja from a certain videogame kill her since I can't and I KNOW THE FUCKER WILL SEE IT BECAUSE LIKE SIXTEEN ENGLISH SPEAKING PEOPLE STILL POST ABOUT TALES OF SYMPHONIAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA god fuck my life.

No. 2213047

Drunk was at a concert…. Don’t fucking come at me make fun of me for being sad about liam payne dying… im extremely sad for his son, i lost my father at 15 and i know what it’s like to not have a father figure in ur life, god it fucks u up so fucking hard, to know everywhere on the internet that ur dad threw himself off a fucking balcony so his brain splattered on concrete must be fucking terrible for his son when he has access to internet. Awful. So my brother fucking shows me a picture cheryl cole posted of his son and him together, fuck bc i was drunk im not an emotional person at all and keep my sorrow to myself but i couldn’t help but start crying. It’s so sad i dont give a fuck, i feel so fucking sorry for his son. The course of his life has changed forever, he will forever be fucked up, permanently , like me, every day of his life until he dies. He will see pictures of his father’s dead body. I hate it here. The world is too cruel. My heart breaks for the poor child, so fucked. So fucked

No. 2213168

File: 1729299967547.jpg (62.16 KB, 626x435, blub.jpg)

blub blub blub

No. 2213246

There is a fact acting anti depresen it's. Alled alcohol

No. 2213252

I love eating potato salad

No. 2213276

>>2213252
I've never had potato salad but it sounds nice. Live your best potato live nonnie

No. 2225745

had a nice night for halloween at a goth club tonight. makes me think that everything will be OK actually

No. 2225748

>>2225745
also eating some delicious popcorn…!!!!!!



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