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Cheers!
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Time to make mojitos with mint from the garden
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Hi I’m drunk anon who always posts gifs of Ricky
Enjoy
No. 856060
>>855759bless u
nonnie i am here for the Ricky gifs
No. 862073
You guys also have shows that
trigger your alcoholism?? I was rewatching Sharp Objects tonight and holy shit does it make me want to drink because Amy Adams is constantly drinking and they direct it so enticingly, the sound editing for the swish of liquid and the clink of ice, setting everything in a dim luxurious house, etc. Not trying to take the blame off myself mind, just studying what
triggers me. Kind of like how bad Mad Men was for people trying to quit smoking
>>861825For what it’s worth I’m glad you didn’t hurt yourself tonight
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>>861825Be safe and please don't hurt yourself, anonita.
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Drinking gin and ignoring commissions even though I really need the money. How are you doing fellow anons?
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paid a stupid amount for fish n chips delivery for the second night in a row, living my best life uwu
No. 889181
>>889172KEKKKKK sorry
nonny, you got pwned
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i'm drunk out of my mind right now but like i made an autistic piefce of fanart for one of the threads in /snow/ i'm boutta get sat on by a janny i hope she enjoys it
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I used almond milk as a mixer tonight….. lolcow what are your personal lows
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Haven't drunk in a week because was taking meds + had to fix my sleeping pattern but now that it's more or less normalized I'm drinking away my sorrow over my closest male friend transitioning
>>900665Gin and water. Literally just water
No. 905251
>>905111That’s weird that it made you sick. Was it the sweetness of the DP maybe? I can’t do sugared soft drinks because they make me feel awful… but diet/zeros are fair game lol
>>905117Have you tried mixing Disaronno and DP? Diet Dr Pepper and that blend well. But since Disaronno isn’t that high in ABV, I’ll add a splash of rum or whiskey to if.
No. 912167
>>912157Ugh I'm already there. But you have a good point.
On the other hand, a song called 'Champagne' just came on my super random shuffle radio, so it may be a sign I should have more…
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>maple pear
Tastes like beer with sugar free syrup poured in it, makes me wanna puke
>Toasted marshmallow
Evil substance
>Apple crisp
The ghost of a hard cider back for revenge, terrible
>Pumpkin spice
Actually good I would buy a 12 pack of it
No. 935348
>>935305Maple Pear was gross. Everything else was pretty good though. I actually enjoyed the toasted marshmallow.
They all taste pretty similar to me though, except for shitty maple pear.
No. 943881
drfinkinf always makes me feel so like…. carefree and happy, like back to the basics/ true essence of my true self, if thiat makes any sense???? like ok, i am a "lightweight" like i rarely drink just because 90% of time i do it socially and well, i just moved to a new city so… antisocial atm, and my bf doesn't drink at all. but every now and then i'll like make a litttle drink for myself as a treat and it's like the night-time version of…. idk…. taking my antidepressant/ ADHD med/ having that with my morning coffee? like fuck i wish it wasn't addictive nd bad for you and all that jazz, because it's such a nice sunny little fleeting feeling for me. my moods when i drink are never bad, it's either fun party karaoke hype girl friend, super romantic, or like reminiscent self-indulgent nostalgia but sweet instead of sad, ORrrr it's what i am right now which is. distinctly like… extremely creative and seeing all my ideas and projects more clearly and freely and feeling like i actually almost have the energy to actyually get them done for once. i hve one little vodka/ bubly soda mix and all of the sudden after a whloe day of feeling fatigued, i want to relearn guitar and clean the entire house and dance around to fun music and exercise more often and pull out oldcanvases and make art and call up all my girlfriends who are far away that i miss to say i miss them, like all at once. the only thing that ever sucks for me is the comedown/ hangover so i hope i don't get that, i took some charcoal to counteract it cuz i haven't had a drink in like. three months lol. and i do want to actually feel decent tomorrow.
idk if ANY of tht makes any sense but like idk does anyone GET what i mean kind of???? i wish i could feel this like, free of inhibitions and wistful and hopeful and goofy and young and energetic ALL THE TIME without being on a fucking substance. sign me tf up for whatever medication emulates that successfully in a non-addictive way because that shit will be the future
No. 943890
>>943883woah it's crazy that you mention that, I was just reminded of that option the other day. like a year ago I was sent articles on studies that microdosing mushrooms can help with depression and other mental illnesses/ executive function which i particularl;y struggle wth, i hear pretty much nothing but good things but i've never tried them before and the last time i was on a drug substance that wasn't alcohol was super scary and traumatic for me because i felt out of my own body/ out of control of the situation, so i'm a little hesitant. but since they're natural and i know you can research like, what the right type and dosage would work best for you, it seems more controllable. thanks! i'm in the states so i doubt you can get it easily here, but i'm sure it's nothing a little research can't solve. kinda want to convnce my bf to do it with me, since we both struggle with like the same exact mental health issues.
if you don't mind me asking, do you take them regularly ordid you just do them a few times/ what were your experiences like?
No. 943897
>>943890I've used them about six times, I put a couple months in between bigger doses. You kind of have to put a good amount of time between large doses because your tolerance goes up even after only one use, so if you were to use large doses in succession they would be less effective. The most I've done is 3 grams and I always make them into a tea because it's easier to consume. You may or may not feel a slight nausea after first taking them but it will for sure go away in a short time. I've never had any crazy hallucinations (don't wanna either) but it does make colors brighter and it does fun things with shadows. I have star and moon stickers on my wall and when I take shrooms they wiggle back and forth.
I know it sounds a little dumb but I've never felt more free than when I'm high on shrooms other than when I was a kid. I feel very creative and expressive and excited to be alive. I feel powerful, but not in a delusional way, more like "I'm in control of me and I love me". Always do them when you're with someone, I do them with my husband. And only take a large dose if you're both feeling in good spirits to avoid any anxiety. If I feel a little off, I don't take any and save them for another week.
Microdosing is a lot different and my mother has experience with that. She used to have panic attacks at work because we worked at this super busy little cafe making the food, but after she started microdosing she seemed so much more calm and confident.
Absolutely do lots of independent research. I bet there are states where it's legal/decriminalized where you can get yourself some. Hope this helps anon!
No. 943913
>>943897thank you, that does help a lot! that feeling you're describing is literally my goal, and it's similar to how i felt tonight/ how i feel when i've had a drink with friends, that sort of released inhibitions, confident but also pure/ almost innocent form of happiness. my swiss cheese brain doesn't allow me to feel that on a regular enough basis so this might be a viable solution for me if i can figure out how to do it. which is completely new to me, because i've never been one to like "source" weed and other drugs like some of my friends do, i've always been the friend that literally doesn't seek out or take anything unless i'm with a friend who smokes. plus weed is fifty fifty between semi-okay good vibes and making me have borderline panic attacks, so i'd rather not fuck with that as a solution either
but anyway, i'll look into it, ive found a couple of interesting threads on mushroom subreddits already. one random thing that comes to mind is that i am pretty sensitive to certain allergen families (like mold/pollen), but i mean i'm sure if i can handle fermented stuff like kombucha and a few muchrooms in my salad without breaking out, i should be fine if i'm careful. it's funny though, i almost deleted my first comment out of embarrassment but i'm glad i didn't. who knew that shitposting to lolcow at 3am would end up being so helpful!
No. 949008
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i'm drunk for the first time in like 6 months… feels nice and silly rn but i know i'll feel shitty in the morning. i made a promise to myself to only drink w ppl i trust (family, bff) and my bff and i went to a halloween event so we got shwasted. honestly i dislike the feeling of being drunk or tipsy while alone mostly bcus i get horny . i need funny videos rn
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sister dropped off a pitcher of sangria so i'm having me a grand ole tuesday night
>>949008really the worst part of being drunk alone is the horniness
No. 954892
>>954192I'm three coolers in and having a fabulous time just ride the wave
nonnie <3
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what the FUCK is up!!! I know there's at least one other eurofag drunk at a Halloween party rn come on
No. 955968
>>955929hi queen happy halloween
the gender koreaboo is actually nice I feel bad for calling her that
anyway I'm wearing a corset that's uncomfortable as fuck, all you fashion history and cosplay bitches lied to me, they ARE painful smh
No. 956163
>>956160Hah, hope you had a good night,
nonnie.
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drank three bottles of sapporo. do i go for four? lolcow decides
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i'm an alchemist. i'm the universe. i am god and she has been let out of the hamster cage. i'm kidding of course, until i'm not, i'm just combining alcohol, kratom, and nicotine together until i can feel an emotion. this is harm reduction.
No. 968459
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i bought myself a fuckton o breadsticks and theyre on their way and i skipped work today so im actually not falling asleep in the middle of netflix and im alone and that feels good
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i just want to kiss somebody
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Remember to drink enough when drinking, please take care anons.I love you.
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I’m at my first party in monthssssssss and couldn’t be happier to be here. Last time I got drunk was in front of my coworkers at our Xmas party so I still had to restrain myself and it feels so good to cut loose with my friends again. Can’t fucking wait to go clubbing after this.
Unrelated meme picrel to show love to my fellow wino nonnies
No. 992165
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>>85476221st birthday tomorrow, may a nona get your best recommendations for a nice buzz? Something sweet and fruity? Chocolatey? Should I try liquor chocolates?
No. 992169
>>992165I was obsessed with Malibu + pineapple and peach juice at that age. I didn't really like deeper flavors like dry wine and whiskey until I was like 24… then again I didn't drink until I was 21.
HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY NONNA
No. 992276
>>992165Ask for a chocolate cake shot!!! So yummy and if anything it’s super easy to make yourself.
Def look up some drinks before hand but some good basics to try would be like a Moscow mule, French 75 (ehh that one has champagne so use discretion), Cosmopolitan or White Russian (kind of hard to get at bars bc it involves milk). Majority of the time your bartender should be skilled enough that if you give them just “fruity” and “sweet” they should be able to make you something good.
Happy birfday btw!!
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>>1004291nonners gang rise up
No. 1004858
>>1004720I ate my fair share of hair so I got my gift from Winterman
>>1004778I only get like that with bacardi superior everything else gives me whiskey clit
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Havent had a drink since the summer, I'm drinking beer alone on new years and I have no tolerence for it anymore, woop
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THe state of my skelly ass after 6 champagne glasses letsgooo, happy new year tw toxic abuse valid triggered nonny victim
No. 1011456
>>1011452triggered,
nonnie.
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No. 1011589
>>1011582cheers
nonnie! i listened to this song this morning while at work as well as sweetest perfection and enjoy the silence
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>>1011637The slayification of an anonnita
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Nona from
>>992165 reporting back in. Didn't get to enjoy my b-day how I wanted to but today was finally the day. Had a glass of Strawberry Malibu with sparkling water, a 1/4 of cup of orange sangria and 1/4th of a Margarita. All I got was a headache, warm cheeks and tingly legs even 4 hours later. Am I that powerful? I must go stronger.
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I just had an unexpected shit day so I treated myself a beer and im feeling so glee while also having to decide whether I can drive to the store drunk right now. Ah. Fuck my life. I just want to restock my snacks. Can I just order snacks instead. Whew. Fuck my life. Fuck coping.
No. 1019870
>>1019833heueue im back and putting cucumbers on my eyes bc theyre so puffy from excessive crying from both my internal sadness and from the movie I was watching while drunk.
I needed this so bad wheeew cucumbers feel good on my face rn
No. 1021730
>>1019870I drank with spaghetti dinner but i have low tolerance oopsie
I wish i could stop you crying non non
I hope you wake up and feel better
Sleeping after a good cry is always top quality
No. 1030923
>>1030161Samefag, it’s almost 4pm and I’m getting drunk agaaaaaain hello bender! I have hours before my bf gets home from work so I will be posting in
many threads and I’m sorry in advance.
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>>1037799That's too bad. Drunken fast food really is the best. I was probably partying the most when I lived in the Netherlands, and they had these outdoor walls of fried food with little doors. These were like an oasis when your wandering down the street at 3am, drunk and hungry after leaving the clubs.
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Im a little tipsy ayyyy waking up early for work tmoz but ugh It feels good, I just wanna marinate in the buzz.
No. 1042399
>>1038442this is
amazing I've never seen or heard of this shit in my life
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>>1042404Aw anon, I wish I could visit and support your cafe. You can do it!! This anon believes in you!
No. 1063453
>>1030161Update: it
triggered a relapse kek been drunk almost every day since this post & am hiccuping drunk at 5pm right now
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No. 1077197
>>1077028Mine is Garibaldi cocktail (campari+orange juice). Perfect balance between bitter, sweet, and sour.
I never tried makgeolli, sounds delicious
No. 1077634
>>1077028I'm addicted to soju, lately, it's super sweet like wine but small and easy to drink. My other favorite alcohol are: mojitos, bacardi limon and cokes, white cherry white claws, coors light, bud light lime, most hard ciders (woodchuck, blake's, & strongbow have the best flavor), and fireball if I'm feeling frisky
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im drunk either im gonna post a lot and be annoying or pass out good luck everyone
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Drinking in the tub y/n?
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having just a little mango vodka w a touch of passionfruit juice before the gym, hoping i'll start feeling good enough to actually want to go tbh
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No. 1099399
>>1099382Based anon
White or Rose wine>>>red
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>>1112781same but idk how to play? i wish i could fulfill your wishes fellow drunk anon
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is this strong or am i too weak nonitas? cheers anyway
No. 1127529
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sweet tea vodka mixed with more tea in the literal morning, planning on being tipsy all day while working (from home). fuck it all nonnies
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I had one of these yesterday. Planning to get another one today
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>>1127538good for you, anon. enjoy your friday! what are you having?
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THANK YOU to the anon who recommended these, I made a stop on the walk home to get one because I knew I had seen them before and you are so right, they're delicious and strong
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watermelon vodka and melon juice, bitches!!! hope you guys are all having a lovely time. i'm supposed to call my friends but i'm not feeling it and just want to bask in my buzz
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My job recently went from 8am-4pm to 11pm-7am recently so it screws up my dinner/drinking plans. Or just weekends in general. Like now I can't invite friends over to chill and cook, nor spend time with my bunnies like usual.
So what is my crazy ass gonna do? Stop?! Nah. Having some rum with pineapple juice, then a small bowl as a "nightcap". Get a decent buzz, then hopefully sleep through the sun and heat.
I will still enjoy my life to the fullest! We all just gotta adapt, stay responsible, mind your business (for the most part – we are on this website after all lmao).
Anyway yeah, a tad tipsy. Love you guys. Be safe out there, especially when drinking!
PS A photo of the neighbourhood sky
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I'm about to drop out of university and none of my friends are responding to my texts. Who want to be my girl best friend now I'm all alone and have zero career prospects
No. 1190707
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drank a few el topo chicos and I just wanna say even when nonnys act autistically or tell me to kill myself I still love this site and every LADY on it (lurking scrotes die)
No. 1208837
>>1196921HEEEEEEYYYUYY
TRULLYYYSSS r the worst but they r SO good
My bfs mom loves to get me drunk bc I love on her for what a great son she produced
Weird shit
Still good
Let's love and vibes anon
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>>1239505I love you too anon, things are scary right now but we’ll make it through it all even if it has to be through sheer spite. we’re in it together, this truly (the drink) is for you too
No. 1239553
>>1239520I'm the one you replied too
I don't have friends or literally any social media
so when I get real drunk sometimes I'll be like "I'm gonna take a selfish and delete ot because nobody cares'
No joke I have hair loss now
Or the Grey's idk
I'm so mad
No. 1240672
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Having a few beers even though I'm broke and probably shouldn't have spent any money of them.
The world is shit if you're a woman but all I want is to fall asleep and be held in a cute girls arms.
Pic related is for every girl on this whole board
No. 1240677
>>1240672I love this pic, I looked left first and Im still sober. Ill cuddle you nonna!
Slainte to any irish anons drinking 3am whiskey!!
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>>1239483drunk again i still love my fictional best boy. i need to dl tinder again or something I can’t keep doing this kek
>>1240679and i’ll do it again too, ilu anon! your next drinks on me~
No. 1253672
I made a bunch if stupid posts last night probably shit up a thread or 2 but it was /ot/ so whatever I had fun, and I'm glad I turned off my phone because a scrote I know was flirting with me and I liked it because I was still drunk, god I'm glad I barely responded kek.
>>1247199>absintheThe only thing this makes me think of is that that stuff was banned in my country for a century because it made people trip and now that it's legal they changed the formula.
No. 1360477
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I wish I was dead. I hate this town, there are no good ways to make friends and I felt like a fool coming to an event and being the only person alone there. I'm not a stranger to feeling lonely and I tried to cope and just have fun by myself but it's just not fun enough to do stuff by myself. I miss my actual friends and I wish that this town wasn't such a clique-y shithole. Do people here not move alone?? How the hell do others make friends!? Where are all the hobby clubs and meet-ups!? I'm so angry and disappointed in myself.
Anyway, drunk to cope and because I've apparently lost the ability to cry my feelings out. Nothing is going right but at least the haze from being drunk keeps things numb. Sorry to shit up the thread, it's nice to read posts here that are fun-drunk.
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ducks geese and swans are so beautiful I can't even stand it and I want to be around ducks and geese and swans every single second of the day
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this shit is deeeecnt, I'm 3 in at that wobbly stage
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Lmfaooooooo that sounds gay as FUCK
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Where all my nonnies at? I know I’m not the only drunk one on here. Get to posting bitches!!
No. 1385169
>>1384505Checked his history and its full of posts about him jerking it to tranny males KEK
>>1385130IPAs are the best nonna. What’s even the point of normal beer?
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hahaaaa I'm being annoying af rn. Or at least it feels that way. I made a promise to myself to not behave in such annoying ways in public so i have sectioned myself off to lolcow. LOL. i feel like there's poetry in this.
despite being shitfaced rn I want to say that I am doing pretty good in my life overall. I just didnt want to do anything after work. I exercised and worked pretty hard 2day and did some extra curricular research and then it just kinda all fell apartt. I felt the pressure. That's what it was. I had a therapy appt with my SUD counselor this morning and almost in a reactionary way I drank 4 shots tonight. I do not care but I do? I don't even know what my emotions are half the time. Oh shit I gotta write this down to tell her.
She's pretty cool. Doesn't make me feel like an asshole for using substances.
This is embarrassing even for the drunk thread. I hope all anons have a good night. Here is a reaction image i literally never get to use
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I am soo effing drunk
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what are your favorite things to do while drinking alone? I like to listen to oldies and play vidya. or have a good cry, but I need to do something less depressing right now.
I’m having vodka and diet coke tonight, cheers nonnies
No. 1395528
>>1394259this reads as very aussie to me, and if it isn't I'm glad we share this culturally haha
I'm drinking goon with an empty uterus feeling good on a wednesday sparkling thoughts
No. 1402968
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>>1247131drunk again and unfortunately i'm still here and still love my fictional boy. my friend is taking me bar hopping for my bday this weekend pls pray for me sisters
No. 1407089
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im gonna get as drunk as i can off $15 and make bad choices bcus i need distraction to keep me from offing myself preemptively
No. 1407117
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it's saturday ladies, who's drinking. I am (I'm trying to learn about sake/relearning japanese so I can succeed in this job at a sake bar. 清酒が勉強している lmao. or fuck, is it を??? は??? anyway)
No. 1407136
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>>1407117watashi wa remedial math class-chan. konichiwa. gomen ne.
No. 1407154
>>1407136NTA but me too
nonnie….me too…
No. 1448989
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I WISH I WAS DRUNK RIGHT NOW BUT I HAVE NOTHING HERE TO DRINK AND NO WAY TO GET IT. I haven't drank for a week and would love a little something if I could get it.
No. 1481155
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I went to a rap show, the guys name is JID. I'm into hardcore and metal but my moid likes rap. It was cool I think. I just drank a lot. I came home, finished my ramen and got dicked. I'm pretty drunk. Fuck I love being this drunk.
No. 1483029
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>>1477912I drank on Wellbutrin and had a fucking seizure kek. Little one, but fuck that. Turns out I was already having a shit reaction to Wellbutrin because I wasn't fucking depressed, I had RA and my docs were too fucking lazy to listen to me. In terms of the thread I don't drink much anymore (fucking inflammatory response) but tonight I'm getting a little wild with some dry red OOOOHHHHH. I LOVE CHIANTI. Sangiovese and Rioja is also based and I love Beaujolais. Cab Sauv is foine. Fuck I'm a wino now I used to drink speyside scotch and smoke cigars AAAHHHHHH
No. 1483930
>>1483928hell yeah
nonniei just ordered chinese and im about to have a few beers and watch hockey
No. 1484065
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>>1483938samefag it's four hours later and I'm drunk and crying about a video game
No. 1484129
>>1484100tangerine juice is so good, sweeter and less acidic-tasting than orange juice. just really nice. I buy organic cold pressed from the big supermarket near me, you can also find it at trader joe's if you're a burger.
also it is shitty smirnoff vodka because I have no money
No. 1485051
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i just watched the first few episodes of star trek the next generation after drinking a bottle of wine and jesus christ i have such a crush on yar i want to cry i want a girlfriend
No. 1485196
>>1484128why are letsplays so cosy though…nonnies can we go back to 2015? i want to be a bebe again.
>>1485051 man nonnnie i know that feel…i literally play the same videogames just because my rugged waifu is in it
No. 1485609
>>1485051Sadly she is just trauma wank fodder
for rape and data’s retarded romance I pretend it never happened.
No. 1485699
>>1485196oh god i know what you mean i still haven’t gotten over the last of us 2 mainly due to ellie. she’s the reason i found out i was a lesbian instead of bisexual lmao.
also the walking dead game season 4 made me realise i liked women in general at 16 after growing up with the games and clem so it felt extra special to me. you can always trust zombie games for the cute wlw romances.
>>1485609jesus episode 3 was so out of the blue i was so weirded out with yar and data’s fling i’m not looking forward to any more of that ugh
No. 1506977
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I love you Nonas. If lolcow went down permanently I genuinely don’t know what I’d do. Where the fuck do you go to find women that don’t boot lick? You all are incredible and I wish you all safety, happiness, and freedom. Good night.
No. 1508639
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So, what are we having tonight? I’m starting off with picrel and moving to lime and whiskey cocktails.
No. 1512303
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>>1507700picrel article is 3 years old so not sure if it still works this way but LOL
No. 1515126
>>900665>bored on a lame ass cruise when I was 18>couldn’t buy drinks>scour the ship for abandoned half drank alcoholic drinks >gulp down any and all I can find then book it away from the crime scene >somehow don’t get sick from this >arrive at port and binge drink legally in Cozumel>dumbass me probably drank ice or methanol-containing bootleg liquor or both>black out for a few hours >come to while back on the ship and start freaking out asking how I got there >I had just been shouting I LOVE MEXICOOOOO but otherwise being pretty pleasant until that point>spend the rest of the two nights vomiting and feeling like I was gonna die Also
>be 15-16 year old me>use birthday money to get randos to buy me gigantic mega bottles of Smirnoff vodka>keep it under my bed, regularly do shots of it using the cap>rarely use chasers, maybe some Coca Cola, usually just water>go for walks afterwards>often puke behind the green box >no big deal>keep on walkin’Honestly it’s insane that I’ve never been kidnapped, maybe I just give off super crazy bitch who will bite a mfer and vomit in their face kinda vibes
No. 1515157
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>>1515133Now I’m gonna need to watch my fave
No. 1520115
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Getting drunk before I go party with my bestie later, eating doritos and watching Tales of Vesperia: First Strike. God Flynn and Yuri are so gay!!! This is some sweet relief since I've been starving myself and just laying in bed the past week. Wishing all nonas a nice weekend.
No. 1520626
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RUN, don’t walk, and buy this deliciously light a crisp fucking mead that’s only $12 for a 750ml bottle. I have hated most meads I’ve tried but this is amazing. No syrupy feeling or weird aftertaste. I sound like an ad, sorry just drunk with a tinge of the tism
>>1520115What’s getting you drunk
nonny!!
No. 1520686
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was happy drunk now sad drunk
can see the detritus at the bottom of the glass
I didn't even realize wine had detritus
No. 1520857
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>>1520626Tbh i dunno much about booze so I just got this red wine cuz it had a cat on the label. It was really sweet and easy to drink! Also i wanna try that mead you posted!! Hope they sell it here. The only time I ever had mead ever was in some viking restaurant in Stockholm kek
>>1520115They're too adorable!!!
No. 1588893
>>1588857They’re lottele dumb angels, they don’t know what they’re doing. I have to try so hard not to squish the poor souls this time of year.
Drinking Voodoo Ranger beers because they’re just for getting drunk
No. 1589637
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Men are temporary, nonnies are eternal
No. 1589783
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Like many anonitas I have work tomorrow, am sitting on the porch drinking though. Today I'm glad for old live albums with good recording quality. Being friendless is ok when you can get lost in and with music.
No. 1589825
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they changed the usual dj of my local pub and it makes me homicidal that he will not take song requests where as the previous one would always play my shitty eurotrash
No. 1589866
>>1589861LOL no fucking way, what are the odds? I love you, let's elope…
This is my favourite song to listen to when I'm drunk and down, I hope you listen to it and feel powerful too.
No. 1594250
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drinking by myself hating life no one to talk to
No. 1615066
This cover absolutely slaps, I don't get drunk often so it's always like a whole experience kek
>>1605628Love Iggy, great taste nonna!
No. 1625216
>>1624998I'm happy you're alive anon!
>>1625004I'm glad you like it! I'm listening to Green Aisles now. I like it, thanks for the rec
It's morning so I'm no longer drunk but I wanted to respond to you ladies
No. 1628622
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>>1628620Forgot to attach this
No. 1628817
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>>1628652It was barbie girl pls dont hit me
No. 1647983
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Meow
No. 1658708
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i think i need him…
No. 1658751
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oh my god his side profile
No. 1662173
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Fairly drunk and high as fuck on shrooms. I feel good. I feel great. I want instant noodles
No. 1702439
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armagnac feels like whiskey going down but it smells so flowery i wish they made perfume out of it. i want to wear this smell every day. if anyone else is drinking on a weekday more power to you wish i didn't have work tomorrow
No. 1706198
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loook at her go haha
No. 1708028
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I spent so much time looking for this picture LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE PONGO
No. 1718838
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I'm in the very last stage of recovering from a cold and soooo bored, wanna get drunk but I took a lyrica earlier and don't wanna double up on CNS depressants… bought a bunch of beers for tomorrow tho hehe. Also bought a picrel and had a few sips before remembering I shouldn't be drinking & pouring it down the sink. But it was rank anyway.
No. 1721561
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hello, nonnies! i love you all so much. i've lurked on here since i was twelve but started posting when i was 19, and funnily enough, lolcow and fem-imageboard experiences were formative experiences in my life. i found lolcow through an art salt thread, and since then looking at other fem-centered imageboards, i've found a lot of women who shared both different and polar-opposite views of mine, and i feel it's helped me become a far more well-rounded person. currently, i'm double-majoring, solo-minoring, working, vp of my southern mid-tier sorority, and i'm not enjoying the responsibilities. anyway, i love you all so much, and for eleven dollars, you can feel as i do now! it's fall break, so i'm not just getting randomly drunk on a monday. i love you all so much! if you're reading this, please tell me about your days.
No. 1736524
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I'm drunk and posting shit on the AI thread compulsively, my dad is buying me a house I'm the luckiest neet and I love you all on lolcow, your my favorite place on earth
No. 1738181
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Hello! What are we drinking tonight? I'm having a gin and lemonwater beverage. It does not look as fancy as this image and it does not have lavender, but it's close.
No. 1738215
Stella-induced sad thoughts n shenanigans rn
>>1736524Congrats!
No. 1742719
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Real life is so fucking dispapointing nonnies. I'm done with this shit. I'm tired of boring friends who can't even go to a bar that plays good music and then makes mewalk an extra 3 blocks to a bar just to then uber home while I have to walk SEVEN blocks home in the rain, heels, and below 0 temperature. And then pay more cover charges. Nah. I just went home and cried and then cleaned. Imy imagination is the only place where I can pretend that I life is exciting and I dance with cute guys in my halloween costume. No regrets. I can live my whole life in my head because then real life is not so unbearable,. i wish I was anyone but me
No. 1744014
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sitting in the shower with the lights off and listening to music is great when you're a little tipsy. just hang out for an hour until the water heater goes cold. red wine is superior to white wine btw.
No. 1744021
>>1742719Life facts
>>1744014Wine facts
No. 1794232
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hi nonnieeees, god i am so grateful for a lot of you. despite the mess this place can sometimes be there are some legitimately amazing women on this website and i am lucky as fuck that i've gotten to not only chat with you but in some cases become very close friends. it could be you nonnie, you don't know for sure! this is anonymous, silly! you could be the awesome ones, and if you think you are, you probably are. i love you, you fucking goof balls. you know i've posted in the graduation thread like five times and i keep coming back after a few months?? and that's because of you silly biscuits. never stop being who you are, please be cringe queens, silly stacys. i know youre doing your best and that's all anyone can ask for nonny, i don't need nothin more. shout out to the nonnie who uses picrel as her email avatar, pretty sick nona, i dig it
No. 1827585
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Bumping for the holidays!
No. 1828868
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Just woke up and getting into a bottle of fancy merlot I got for Christmas. I love the holidays. I wish the shops would open sooner. I'm dying for a cigarette
>>1827683Congrats!!!
No. 1837369
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Self medicating MS with alcohol
No. 1846363
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yooooooo sims 2 goes hard, the soundtrack gives me the motivation to get the fuck up u I guess. Love you all ♥
No. 1846535
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Finished all my tickets for the week, last MS Teams call done and I've got a bottle of gin. Gonna be a good day.
No. 1848493
>>1848322Girl sometimes it’s just better to accept our limitations. Alcoholism + disordered eating = very easy to overdo it. Smoking alcohol is MUCH more intense and comes on quicker than drinking. You won’t want to drink anymore if you successfully do it because it won’t live up to inhaling it. But because it’s inhaled, it goes directly into the bloodstream. It doesn’t irritate your stomach so the warning signs of alcohol poisoning like vomiting won’t be present.
I know you know it’s dangerous, and idk what to tell you to convince you to care about that. It’s not worth it. It would only be a good idea if you’re actively suicidal or you want to make it 10x harder to ever get out of this hole. Good luck. If you do decide to do it, please make sure someone is with you.
No. 1848639
>>1848493Oh my god. I had no idea that's what happened.
>>1848322 Nonnie don't do it. Just drink a vodka soda with a lime twist. That's my low-cal binge drink.
No. 1858775
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I'm 28 and never had a hangover. If I'm boozing until the wee hours of the night I will feel a bit tired. I'm not trying to start shit but just wondering what it's like?
No. 1859894
>>1859599I hope you had a blessed night.
I'm in meetings all day and my manager is getting onto me about not completely work. Like bitch your stupid meetings are why I can't do work.
No. 1859903
>>1859897It kinda feels like you're a little dizzy and warm. Makes my anxiety slow really down so that's good. Releases some happy chemicals.
Also makes you need to pee a lot and feel super bloated if you're drinking beer.
No. 1860893
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> be me
> extremely autistic
> woman ive been very into invites me out to club
> awesome, perfect
> pre-game in my sorority house before going to her sorority house
> her sisters are with her
> whatiftheyrehomophobic.jpeg
> obviously not, have convos with all of them before going to the club
> still autistic
> get tipsy enough to make heart eyes at her but not enough to do anything
> just awkwardly dance to saltburn tracks the DJ is remixing
> fuckihatesaltburn.jpeg
> eventually go home
> she goes with me
> her house is one door over, we run over in the snow and she says bye running home with her sisters
> the sinking reality of my complete and utter ineptitude of communicating with others sinks in
> binge drink and eat taco bell
> browse lolcow as i do every morning, afternoon, and night
what is wrong with me
No. 1862104
>>1861968Probably too late for this, but here’s what I do for hangovers. Glass of water first thing in the morning (or afternoon kek) plus pain killer of choice and some pepto. Then I make a fruit smoothie with bananas and berries. Potassium and antioxidants are good for recovery. Coconut water is a plus both in the smoothie and throughout the day for replenishing electrolytes. If I’m not super hungover, I’ll have a vegan breakfast sandwich later on. It’s my comfort food and making it vegan is easier on the stomach ime. Indica edibles take the edge off, if that’s your thing. Then I take it easy all day. Getting some light excersise, like yoga or walking, and a shower or bath helps. Feel better,
nonnie!
No. 1872573
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nonnas I just wanted to say ily and I’m glad this site exists like even when stupid shit happens I am so glad to have a space like this still running online and to talk to you nonnas about dumbass shit
No. 1876389
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Walked up the offo and the bitch behind the counter asked me if I wanted the usual. Yeah I do but at least play pretend with me that I'm not a complete degen. Gonna wash that shame down with fags and wine.
Fags and wine always fine.
No. 1879756
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Legit cannot handle being around people right now, had to leave work early because I couldn't handle trying to do customer service when I'm like 5 minutes from a mental breakdown. Went to the liquor store right after and just got drunk am eating pizza
i'm thinking about that woman knitting who saw me crying in public and just like, put her hand on my shoulder and looked at me in the eyes with tears in HER eyes and said something really beautiful and sweet and profound to me that made me want to cry more and I just never loved anyone more in that moment (or felt more loved weirdly)
No. 1883298
>>1879756had a lovely older lady do this to me too, about 2 years ago, nona. it really gave me a reason to live, so i feel you here.
her and i actually ended up talking for about 3 hours until she left with my number and never called (for help to her, she's older and has no kids so i wanted to look after her) kek.
i miss her and hope she's ok
No. 1909870
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Was gonna off myself but now I’m just drunk and stoned and xanned out and vibing with my cats
No. 1911288
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It's 9 AM on a Monday morning… you know what that means, girls! Time to mix my Monster energy drink with a Vodka and get lit! Garfield doesn't have shit on me.
No. 1927213
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Drunk sad and giggly on cheap Taaka because quality doesn’t matter when you’re just mixing it with Coke Zero. It’s really not bad and I don’t see the point in paying more for vodka unless I’m getting potato vodka. Wish I had a nice girl who’d take me out for gin and tonics though ugh
No. 1927782
>>1927624Most vodka is made from grains like wheat. IME potato vodka is way smoother and has very little alcohol-y bite.
Gin is super strong but i actually love the heavy juniper taste. Tastes like Christmas trees! There’s all sorts of gins with different flavor profiles so you might actually find something you like. If you like floral tastes there’s definitely tons of interesting floral gins.
No. 1928103
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I'm drunk and gonna airfry some chicken wings
No. 1928607
>>1928520Damn you guys need some emergency oatmeal packets or some shit
I woke up still kind of drunk
No. 1929423
>>1928103What flavour, if you don't mind me asking
>>1929228Just don't mix the two. That's when your liver and other organs suffer the most (especially going to the bathroom or vomiting). Also get some help, I know I need it kek
Save the livers!
No. 1931097
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Mixing cheap wine and fizzy water so my weekday drinking feels proper fancy
Also it is proper hard to find images that aren't AI. Wtf happened?
No. 1931099
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>>193109Love a fizzy wine moment - picrel is my favourite lately.
No. 1932981
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No. 1935699
>>1935686It's mainlyvme DM'ing or texting people I haven't talked to in forever and seeing they actually responded the next day.
but the current one is good though. nothing regrettable yet
No. 1936993
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>>1936990We love you too Nona. Drink some water before bed <3
No. 1937648
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Drunk off kinda cheapish ice champagne with chopped local strawberries in it good times nonnies . They’re laying fresh concrete sidewalk near me soon I wanna write my name in it at night Huehuehue. The champagne with strawberry bits is like alcohol boba mmmm
No. 1937757
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>>1937648I drank the whole bottle and my Nigel is concerned
>nigel: did you drink the whole bottle>me: yes >nigel: are you okay???>me: I’m vibinLater I make a franken cocktail and offer it to him and he asks in all sincerity if I pissed in it (I didn’t but it was gross)
Send help
No. 1939946
>>1937757Love this gif
Treat yourself nona. You ain't hurting nobody
No. 1941322
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I’m 11 days sober and my anxiety has been terrible. Has anyone else experienced this after they stopped drinking? How long does it last??
No. 1942249
>>1942229Fuck. Nona I'm sorry. I shouldn't be acting like an authority. I'm useless.
Hope you get better. I'm so fucking sorry.
No. 1942862
>>1942249It’s okay nonna, it wasn’t bad enough for me to need to be admitted, thankfully. It was likely brought on by something else stupid I did in regards to a health issue I have and the alcohol was just the straw that broke my pancreas. Apparently most people need opioid type painkillers to manage the pain but I didn’t need anything other than anti nausea meds.
I don’t even drink often but I’m really craving like one single cider right now, but I need to wait a long long time before I drink alcohol again. Sucks.
No. 1942887
>>1942831That's what I was leaning toward, so that settles it. Cheers,
nonnie! Wishing you all a fun tipsy weekend.
No. 1942912
>>1942811>>1942831i agree with this
nonnie, i always go for white wines personally!
No. 1948151
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impulsively said yes to meeting up with a friend after work at a brewery, i dont want to go to work tomorrow nonnies dont ask how i got home
No. 1952684
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I’m drunk in a work call at 8:30 pm and it took every ounce of my being not to unmute myself to make fun of my boss kek. Been downing some gin and tonic with lemon sorbet, mint, and cucumber
No. 1961309
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>saw what i thought was a nice stylish skinny metalhead girl at the bar
>turns out to be a long-haired moid
i need new glasses but the moscow mules didint help
die scrote
No. 1961481
>>1961353nah just one of the few bars open late in my neck of the woods orz
first thibg i looked at was the sweatshirt bc it had a cool print and im weak for an obnoxious graphuc tee. more the fool me i guess
man i wish i could shoot lightning out of my hands. i would have deep fried him for the two crimes of being a moid and having a septum piercing
No. 1977446
>>1977372Hows your day going
nonnie?
No. 1977637
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>>1977446Pretty ok. It's my first day ambulating from back pain - woke up feeling alright, been able to do the main care of my animals and then fed the birds outside. I always feel like I have a massive creative load to further when I'm drunk - sometimes it works, right now it's fizzling. Although I did manage to complete an applique thing for a family member
Going a bit insane as I think I was the only one who had this VHS as a kid.
No. 1987552
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Would it be fucked up to go to an AA group with the sole intention of meeting people to go on a bender with?
My modus opperandi is getting drunk, doing the dishes, running around the village half-nakedly and then taking a shower to avoid smelling like booze when I show up to my fucking minimum wage job. I'm mentally dependant but not physically, kinda really wanna stop or at least get a drinking buddy cause I crave attention
Repost cause I fucked up spoilering some parts so fuck it I guess
No. 1991461
>>1987552Yeah, that's pretty messed up. Even if you find a friend there she's probably going to be a sad drunk.
Just use Bumble to find a drinking buddy. They have a thing for finding friends. I used that when I moved cities
No. 2000654
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It's my birthday and my job has put me in the middle of nowhere until June so I'm getting wasted and watching dumb shit to ease the pain
No. 2000713
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>>2000687Sorry if I'm vague here but I really don't want to dox myself. I know at least two other girls I'm pretty sure are lolcows in the office. Basically I'm part of a big company and sometimes they sponsor small companies. As part of the sponsorship I'm part of a team that basically goes out to them and tries to get them to align to how we do things.
I signed up to the team because it's sounded kinda cool. Travel the world and all. This is my fourth deployment and I'm stuck in a not so great country. The other person just left and I'm on my own. It's just go into the office, show my PPT slides, look at a room full of men completely ignore me. When I call them out on doing really stupid shit they just brush me off then I have to call up my manager to tell them "yes you have to do it this way" and it looks bad on me because I can't manage this. It's shit. They also put me up in a small town 40 mins away from the office.
The previous trip was worse I got set up in India and I barely left the hotel. I'm sure parts of India are lovely but that place was hell. Once I get mortgage approval back home I'm quitting.
Sorry for the mega vent
No. 2000728
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>>2000717Yeah I get that. Most of this is just boring office stuff like telling them how to switch from Slack to MS Teams or how to log their days off. The only really bad stuff that gets heated is when security reviews their stuff and it's basically hacker central.
I'm not trying to interfere with their process, the company wouldn't have sponsored them if it didn't work.
Also it's not some buy and gut the company operation. We haven't fired anyone from any of the companies I've been with.
Jfc I sound really corpo don't I? Ughh I want out. I need more rum
No. 2000761
>>2000734Yeah even more reason to get out of my job. Fuck being Ms Bad News and having to spend months away from home. I'm quitting once this is over. All MS products suck, except Azure. That's alright.
Like I'm turning 2X and instead of having fun I'm drinking rum alone in shitty apartment and bitching on lolcow. This isn't life.
No. 2007177
>>2007172I’m about to go out for drinks, nonna. Let’s pretend we’re drinking together kek
>my dad fucked a midgetHuh?
No. 2012605
>>2011075>Surprised that drunk people in a drunk thread are annoyingHave you ever been in a pub
nonnie? If you don't like the vibe leave.
No. 2012609
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>>2012605Here, I even drew you a door
No. 2012757
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>>2012609Sorry that was pretty bitchy. I drew you a door so you can come back in
No. 2012965
>>2012905Fcuk I sent too early but here’s the recipes
Unpopular Opinions
>2 oz vodka as base>4 is lemonade (for the sour bitches)>few dashes of hot sauce (for the flaming infights)>ice (cause you bitches need to chill) >salt rim (for the salty anons)The Pixy System
>1 oz Sprite as base (cause she’s basic as hell)>shot of pink gin (Jillian, cause she’s starded off kawaii)>make it a slushy (Jerrik is supposed to be her but cool)>dash of chili pepper (Veronica is spicy)>pump of strawberry syrup (berry is a fuckin berry)>shot of bourbon (cliffe cause bourbon is an old man drink)>pump of Sakura syrup (flora is a cherry blossom)>shot of absinthe (jax cause green)>one shot that one drink that comes in a cat bottle (for the meow alter)>edible glitter (for the one that’s a star)>top with whip cream (for the coloud)The Big Shay
>2 oz of bubblegum liquor (for the Barbie pink)>shot of cheap tequilla (cause she’s a cheap bitch)>1 oz crush cream soda (Barbie pink) >edible glitter (so sparkly)>squirt of lemon (cause she’s probably sour asf)>ice (for her sore cooch)>sugar rim (for her fat ass) No. 2013357
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Girlss moid are fuckin stupid dont listen to them
they dont ever listen to anything you have to say theyre just commited to being fucking retards
none of their ideas or opinions matter they're just objects choosing to stay on the most retarded trajectory on collision course with total retard death
never put stock in anything thy have to say it's just their retard y chomosome talking. they cant even appreciate bach
No. 2014199
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My sister came back from Spain and gifted me a bottle of Absinthe. It's 90%. I did a shot of it and almost puked.
Does any nonnie know a cocktail to make this palatable? I saw a video on Youtube where they drip water over a sugar cube but that doesn't sound nice at all.
No. 2014220
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>>2014199Actually you put the absinthe in the glass and then pour water over a sugar cube. It’s fun and tastes different you should try it
No. 2014221
>>2014220Yeah I've seen that but I'm worried that water and a sugar cube isn't great for covering up the super alcohol taste. The Youtube video I watched made it sound like a fun lunch drink like a Mojito but I'm iffy.
I'll give it a try anyway and report back if I'm alive.
No. 2014228
>>2014221KEK it’s not remotely like a mojito it still just tastes like absinthe but softer when you add the sugar water and make it cloudy.
If you want fun absinthe cocktails try Necromancer or Death in the Afternoon.
A couple that only use an absinthe rinse but that’s a fun technique to learn and the drinks are good:
Sazerac
Corpse Reviver No. 2
No. 2018991
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I love drinking alone. Not excessively but once a week or every second week I have a few drinks and go dancing in my bedroom and or kitchen and it's bliss. I can listen to whatever music I want and I don't have to babysit other drunk people and make sure they're having a good time and that I'm not being too autistic (worst part of drinking with other people, makes the experience not even fun.). I like to listen to my whatever music I want and not have to worry about picking music other people like. And I love dancing so much, I can't dance around other people because I dance like a retarded person.
>>2018752Pomegranate juice with gin and a bit of lime. And a little ice. Anything with gin is tasty, it's very versatile. Gin and tonic (or sprite if tonic is too bitter) with frozen berries instead of ice cubes. Gin with Perrier and lots of ice and sliced citrus, maybe mint leaves if you have them. I like drinks with fresh fruit. Gin was the first thing I ever got drunk on, maybe I imprinted on it because it's still my soul liquor. And gin never makes me sick, I like whiskey but it hurts my tummy sometimes. I wish it didn't because I feel like whiskey is much more sophisticated kek.
No. 2020405
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>>2018752Moscow Mule! I even got the copper cup. Cleaning it is a pain in the ass though. Copper rusts which tbh is a really bad idea to make a container of liquids from.
>>2018991This so much I love enjoying my own company. You can just let go you know?
Probably TMI but I always loved coming back from a night out hopping in the shower and blasting music with pic related. Felt like a mini rave. Best part of the night. I can't do that anymore because I live in apartment and I'll annoy the neighbours.
No. 2020462
>>2020449I'm not that uptight, everyone showers, I just thought saying that I enjoyed getting wasted and shower raving was weird. Being naked doing stuff I feel is kinda weird to mention. I wouldn't tell my irl friends about it.
If I'm being honest getting zonked on 2CB and showering after a EDM show was one of the most happiest I've every felt. Still feels weird to say it though.
No. 2020650
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>>2020626[[Warning Warning Blog Incoming]]
Normal stuff I guess after a night out. Like I was so messed up last night you doing ok? I can't believe so and so was hooking up with x and I hope y got home safe.
I am probably the most drug positive user nonna out of my friend group that isn't one of the boys. I'll admit I'm a little self conscious about it but saying I super enjoy being high by myself sounds like druggo behaviour.
There's definitely a double standard with men and women with drug use. I feel like I have to have a reason to get high meanwhile the guys can just do whatever. Sometimes if I talk too much about how much I enjoyed taking whatever I can feel judgemental and concerned stares from the girls. Even then talking about enjoying chemicals in a solo setting feels weird.
I wouldn't admit it, but I wouldn't condemn it if someone mentioned it to me. Maybe my friends are just judgemental. Idk. I'd like to have a nice quiet night in with some of the gals and get a bit ketty but I know they won't go for it.
No. 2020662
>>2020650I am also a woman who enjoys being solo high/drunk/whatever. If it was safe to travel and be intoxicated, I would do that as well. There's always a point where I'm hanging out with people and I wish that I was alone when I'm drunk/high/whatever. I do have a lot of friends that do drugs/drink pretty regularly, but I can also say that these are not friends that I made solely partying so it's a little more stable than that.. Some of my favorite experiences with friends of the past have been tripping on hallucinogens in nature or doing art or something.
For now, I'm finishing up my late shift (out at 11), pounding 710 mL of miller light and smoking weed until I pass out. I've been "tapering" off liquor since last week because I loathe the anxiety that comes the morning after an initial sober day. Yay justifications for alcohol abuse! But all joking aside. I took a walk in the sun yesterday (my day off) and drank a tall boy out of a paper bag and walked around town. Listened to emo music. It was awesome. Why have I never done that?
No. 2025632
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Fuck me man. I literally drank like 5 shots and a cup of vodka in like 20 minutes or something. I had such a nasty headache but I'll be ready to keep going at it in like 2 minutes.
Sorry I love soyjaks this one is so cute!(no soyjaks)
No. 2025682
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>>2025632This is so fucked up!!! How did I get red text!! Im hurt! DICTATORSHIP!
(ban evading) No. 2030045
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Nonnas I’m drunk at the bar and this fucking sucks. Moids are ugly, alcohol is expensive, and I can barely hear what my girl friends are saying. Picunrelated
No. 2030053
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I'm watching Hamilton. My friends are trying to explain it to me but I can't stop thinking about the tik tok that goes " If I can prove that i didn't touch my balls"
No. 2030682
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Shoutout to my weekend drinker nonnies and all the fujostacies surviving out there, we live in tough times.
Gonna drink and cook up the finest dead doves, have a good night.
No. 2030687
>>2030682enjoy your dinner
nonny ♥
No. 2032113
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I broke my foot so I'm just sitting here drinking wine, watching dumb stuff and looking at my friends on Insta having fun at the festival I was looking forward to. I hate my luck. This happens so often I think the universe is conspiring against me.
No. 2032333
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>>2032192I was sober bitch. Thanks for your concern though, I agree.
No. 2032366
>>2032333Just think what you're going to say when you plow into a house at 4AM and the police are questioning you and then think if I should still drive.
When you're drunk you can't judge how sober you are. Thats why I stopped driving. I'm going to drink myself to death and not bring anyone with me thank you very much
>>2032338Is it? It's 4-5% here
No. 2034998
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2 bottles of wine down. Its almost 8am. Life is funny
No. 2035430
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>>2032366I get where you're coming from, and yeah, the beers were 4%, but I consumed my last beer at 8 PM and didn't leave the event until 1 AM. You can't tell me it takes more than 4 hours to work off 3 Modellos at a dance party
No. 2035818
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It’s a tuesday at 2pm, you know what that means!!
No. 2035982
>>2035818Ranch water is the best. Cheers to a
nonnie with taste
No. 2041918
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>>2041915The glasses look like this but signed. Living my best life. Love you all
No. 2041920
>>2040729we love you too
nonny, i’m glad you continue to rejoin us
No. 2044471
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Eating a big bowl of crab and drinking some chilled wine with empress in the sun. Happy summer nonnitas!
No. 2048792
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It's FRIDAYYYYY
Whatcha all
>Drinking
>Watching
>Playing
>Doing
I'm drinking pineapple monster and vodka. Currently waiting for my friends to finish work so we can go out and get messy
No. 2050852
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>>2049512Samefag. I'm drunk again, but not angry anymore. I'm laughing my ass off she trooned out and mutilated herself to became a lame smelly fat "man" even though she was sure she will be a muscular yaoi MC. Sad that she used to be a cute GNC lesbian. Now she's a living fedora wearing m'lady meme.
Gonna open another beer. Cheers nonnas! Thank you for peaking me, that was one of the reasons I escaped that nightmare. Fucking hell lolcow dot farm maked me see the light and run away towards greener pastures.
No. 2054968
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I get so fucking affectionate when I'm drunk. There is a certain subsection of nonnies that I just adore, and I'm so happy we get to interact every day. I'm sorry anons but if you're not engaging in the movie room, you're just missing out. That's where the premium nonnies chill, the kindest, chillest, most intelligent and funniest anons go to the movie room and building friendships with them over the last nearly 3 years has been fucking magic. I LOVE YOU MOVIE ROOM NONNIES!
No. 2057729
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Going to Glastonbury next weekend so I'm spending this one experimenting with new mixers.
Tonight - preworkout, gin, and sodawater.
Tomorrow - see if my jagerbomb jelloshots taste nice (it's food so doesn't count towards alcohol limit)
Saturday - see if warm white wine can be made in any way palatable
No. 2057916
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>>2054968Love you too nona
No. 2078213
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I'm so weak to fernet I love it so much, I finished my bottle and now I'm sad I have no more
No. 2097760
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I'm on the taxi back home and
Drunk me said some things she shouldn't saaad
Sober me tomorrow is going to be so maaaad
Fuck them we need better friends anyways sober me needs to work on our life. Fuck you sober bitch make better friends and better smug pics
No. 2097769
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whenever this thread gets bumped it makes me want a cosmo
No. 2127424
>>2127417Natasha is love.
Naatasha is life
No. 2145528
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I've been drinking nonstop after being traumatized by a hypsersexual ex-friend. on god how do women fuck everything that walks and has a penis without wanting to kill themselves. idk I really don't think I'm a lesbian but at the same time when a man looks at me with desire I always feel such intense revulsion that I have to push dowm. But It's okay in fantasy because I'm there but I'm not really there. I just wish I could be a normal girl on god but the idea of being with men actually makes me want to kill myself I don't even like being friends with them unless we're very casual and the older I get the more I feel like I'm delaying the inevitable or else should kill myself because there's no way a woman is going to want some neet old woman loser with mental problems like me she deserves better than that FUCK
No. 2146603
>>2146078They will learn love and positivity by force!
>>2146101Let positive chaos take the world kekk
No. 2155696
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Sorry if this is the wrong place but I figure this is the best thread to ask. I saw some videos about borgs so I made one for a BBQ party last weekend. Yeah late to that trend but I'm the other side of the Atlantic, internet takes a long time to get here kek. I mixed vodka, local equivalent of pedialyte, a squash satchel, a scoop of preworkout and some limes for aesthetics. Puked after about two hours. It was a pretty messy affair so I slipped out unnoticed. However is there something I'm missing here? Water, even flavored, seems like a dumb mixer.
No. 2157173
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scrolled thru catalog just to vocalize i love lolcow.farm; i love the nearly generational misandry (including all AMABS) users have maintained throughout the years on this board. i love how anons can have such dissenting and polarizing views that contest with one another and yet we maintain relative order and don't doxx and murder eachother and just keep to relevaant threads with our autistic sperging. i love the logical 'genuine girl best friend' advice you can find if you ask in appropriate threads. i love what this board did for me as a full on young NEET female back when i struggled. i remember when the board went down so bad we had a temp board and crystal.cafe with all the tr00ns. rambling now sry but i want this amazonian haven to last 4ever.
No. 2164015
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Gatorwine my beloveded
No. 2165252
>>2165247Don't give up
nonnie! It took me years before I got into my crying in the shower drinking pinot grigio morning mode. Alternatively have you tried other substances? I hear fentanyl is very user friendly.
No. 2165411
>>2165390Nonplers plz. I have an angled wine poorer cork so no water gets in and my happy grape juice never goes bad. I used to recycle my tears to drink but I cry so much now it doesn't seem worth it.
Living my best life ♥
No. 2172866
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Tastes like eating a the roach of a smoked blunt
No. 2178164
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I love Edelmeister Radler, both lemon and grapefruit. They're by far the tastiest radlers on the local market, and my go-to drinks when I don't want to get too smashed (when I want to get smashed I drink Garibaldi cocktails).
The problem is everyone seems to love them too, and they always get sold out in every store by the time I go to buy drinks. Plus the stores take too long to replenish their stock and can be out of it for days, even weeks.
Come on retailers/producers, don't you see there is high demand? Order/send more!
No. 2179456
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i googled jerma and dying laughing, drunk off of cheap liqour
No. 2185131
>>2184047Sounds like you should’ve gone to community college tbh. Taking out tons of student loans not only for tuition but for living expenses is straight up retarded. Law school isn’t some guarantee to make loads of money just in case you’re unaware.
Open a new account at a different bank and use that so your parents don’t have access to it.
No. 2187967
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This has been a horrible week. I'm getting drunk
No. 2192874
>>2185659tysm nonna, i've been trying to figure out what to do since while my dad wouldn't have the money to come ask me about anything and instead just would find ways to make my life a living hell more than he already has KEK, so that helps and i am currently contacting banks in my area since i'm from out-of-state.
>>2186064i'm so sorry, nonna. nothing i can say can erase what you saw, and that sucks. however,
as a fellow csa victim who saw that content on here, you can't ignore that these things happen, only realize that you can advocate for people, but not stop them from happening. what helped me was reaching out to CSA groups in my area and volunteeriing with them. i didn't always have the $ or the time, but i did have the passion, and it helped me realize that this sort of care from fellow
CSA victims is what really keeps these orgs going. moids are evil, and despite our best attempts, we can't stop them. however, as women, we can a) make sure the survivors are supported and warm and b) make sure nothing like this ever happens to a girl or woman again through our own actions.
>>2187967KEK i'm so late but yeah
No. 2193642
>>2193609>hide the key under the mat I actually hadn't considered it. I'm a capital goober. I get so tunnel visiony when I drink.
Ah well live and learn. Preworkout is done and drank. Might as well use the energy for something positive and productive (spoilers) she fucked about in lolcow minecraft server for 4 hours, nonna did not learn anything, everyone said her avatar was cute af tho
No. 2200719
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People who turn their noses up at nigori are fucking annoying hispters. Nigori is unfiltered sake, so it's naturally a bit sweeter and cloudier. But I've never had one that's anywhere as many mainstream cocktails or dessert wines. It's rich, but that doesn't mean it's syrupy, and it has a layered flavor profile. Gud
No. 2204718
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Embarrassed myself pretty bad today. Taking my juice and watching spooky videos to shock myself out of this cringe spiral.
No. 2206421
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I'm very wine drunk right now
No. 2206438
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>>2206426You'll be okay, sounds fun actually. Just drink water
No. 2206445
>>2206438Aww cute reply pic
nonnie. I’m drinking water now and going to bed and hopefully in the morning I won’t feel like I’m 99% salt kek I feel so dried out
No. 2208828
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I'm drinking alone because my rapist ex's birthday is coming up and I'm writing a fanfic that basically serves as having Boobs Ninja from a certain videogame kill her since I can't and I KNOW THE FUCKER WILL SEE IT BECAUSE LIKE SIXTEEN ENGLISH SPEAKING PEOPLE STILL POST ABOUT TALES OF SYMPHONIAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA god fuck my life.
No. 2213047
Drunk was at a concert…. Don’t fucking come at me make fun of me for being sad about liam payne dying… im extremely sad for his son, i lost my father at 15 and i know what it’s like to not have a father figure in ur life, god it fucks u up so fucking hard, to know everywhere on the internet that ur dad threw himself off a fucking balcony so his brain splattered on concrete must be fucking terrible for his son when he has access to internet. Awful. So my brother fucking shows me a picture cheryl cole posted of his son and him together, fuck bc i was drunk im not an emotional person at all and keep my sorrow to myself but i couldn’t help but start crying. It’s so sad i dont give a fuck, i feel so fucking sorry for his son. The course of his life has changed forever, he will forever be fucked up, permanently , like me, every day of his life until he dies. He will see pictures of his father’s dead body. I hate it here. The world is too cruel. My heart breaks for the poor child, so fucked. So fucked
No. 2213168
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blub blub blub
No. 2234480
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Took today off because I knew I would be hungover and I am but I have nothing to do tomorrow so booze and watching the rest of my spooky movie playlist.
>>2225745Jealous af. I would love to go to one
No. 2275109
Drinking wine from a pint glass with a bunch of ice in it. I don't care if I'm not doing it right, I wanna get messy
>>2275038Have a good shift nonna! Two pints of rum is a lot. I hope you can handle it
No. 2290182
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I am 100% drunk and that’s why this convo is happening so don’t ban me. I spoiled one of my bf Christmas present ideas its the only gift I didn’t already get and wanted to double check the style Why do I want to dump my bf for telling me that he would rather have his racist and probably misogynist dead grandfather’s jackets tailored than me buy one I think he would look cute in? It annoyed the hell out of me when I asked why he wants them and he said he feels like he needs to and he wasn’t even close to him at all. PS the jackets he wants to tailor are uglier than the one in the pic
Anyway I’m drunk on a weird ass mix of gin, sparkling white wine, and pomegranate juice. Idk it’s a retarded cocktail he came up with
No. 2318848
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i love alcohol my one true love how did i ever exist before alcohol mwah before you ask yes i am an alcoholic here is a picture of moistcritical in an apron
No. 2318977
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>>2318848Hard to believe this isn't shooped and this revolting moid looks like this now. Never forget he bragged and laughed about pissing on a woman's mouth without her consent.
No. 2320937
>>2320016kekekeekekekkk i've been calld a MOID too
nonny, i love you all you pieces of shit happy merry christmass !!!!!!!!! moo moo moo
No. 2327083
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Gonna drink enough tonight to black out the last year
No. 2327623
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hoping for a delightul 2025 for everynonny out there, i'm going to bed now
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Interested if any nonnies are watching Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen s new year special because omfg Whitney Cummings just ruinedy buzz with her desperate rapid fire of bad comedy. Also cheers to all my nonnies drinking the night away
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Happy new years nonnies!!! I'm ringing in the new years with a Simpsons marathon. I love that I'm not the only one drinking away the final hours of the year. My sister called earlier, apparently there's some heavy family drama and I cannot handle it, I just got off of work a few hours ago. I can't handle this, I'm already so stressed, let's save it for tomorrow. Anyway cheers, let's have a bubbly, ditsy couple of hours until the years ends. Cheers!
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Happy New yeeearr nonitass
Not drunk yet, but I'm enjoying a pint
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I've gotten silly stoned/and drunk and watching barbie movies Have a good one nonas.
No. 2327815
>>2327811Love you too anon ♥
Best wishes for 2025
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I'm drinking my New Year's Eve leftover alcohol and feeling nice. Why does music from the 80s hit so good when you're drunk?
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Oooh baby I love your ways. Every day, every fuckin day.
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It's not fair that I can't buy this anymore.
No. 2374830
>>2370425i love your energy nona
>>2371562sorry to hear it
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anynonnies tipsy? what music should I listen to?
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i'm wine drunk rewatching survivor: heroes vs villains and i forgot amanda kimmel was one of the hottest people on earth
No. 2401983
>>2401760>Drunk texcted everyone i ever wroned am I gonna regret this prollyYou should never regret trying to make amends nonna
Though if 'wroned' is a drunken misspelling of drowned rather than wronged, this post is quite dark
>>2401965>Narrow hips>Basically a man>Yes I'm fat and 45 but it's absolutely okay for me to relentlessly nitpick women that are so much better looking than I am that we pretty much could not be considered the same species No. 2405864
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getting drank on a tuesdayyy
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2pm neet activities
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These taste like a jolly rancher and are more dangerous than 4lokos
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>>2434964I love you too
nonny. Make sure to drink some water before you go to bed
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I want McDonalds fries but they don't delivery and I'm too drunk to drive. Fucking bawling. Why is life so cruel? They aren't even that nice.
I tried looking up how to make them on Youtube and I need to let the potatos soak for 10 hours. Uggh fuck that.
No. 2443071
I love you all so much. I wish we could be a big friendgroup and gossip and shit. I feel so lonely when I'm not browsing this place. Everyone deserves a smooch. Even those who troonfoil me because I know their behaviour is a reflex of idiot moids
reiterative I know online.
Everyone here deserves to be happy in their own conditions because I know that in the end, we all just want to laugh at online cryptids.
I'm drunk at 3:30 pm on cheap beer lol>>2440689I would hold you from your shoulders and discreetly point at people who remind me of cows in the dancefloor. As discreet as I can be.
No. 2451923
>>2446253The short answer is yes. The long answer is that maybe you don't really get along with them and while you're drunk you let their shit slide. Or maybe you are just shy. Idk I don't know you, but there are various reasons of why someone wouldn't be that talkative.
Today's day drinking excuse is that I've finished an entry course for uni. So I only have to study for an exam and have plenty of free days. Also I want to have a drunk nap. Drunk naps are objectively superior because we don't rest properly, so we half recharge and we can still sleep early at night lol. Also if I think a lot about my crush before I fall asleep there are high chances I dream about her and I really need to hug her right now.
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Mfw I no longer get liver or pancreatic pain after consuming alcohol anymore. Cheers, ladies!
No. 2493276
sitting sideways with a drink while I think…
>>2484857mojito is my fav
No. 2498493
Had half a bottle of sparkling wine in an olive grove with my partner. Feeling great!
>>2466328 same nona!
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I finished an absolute behemoth of an essay and now I'm drinking in the middle of the week
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I just woke up and I'm having a super secret beer in the shower. I love weddings. Be quiet though.
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i got crazy drunk pregaming with friends to the point where i didn't even need to drink at the club. i barely remember anything from tonight other than kissing one of my friends that i went out with. twas a fun night. goodnight lolcow.farm…. may ur crops be proserpous on this farm.
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It is me again.
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bought alcohol for the first time i'm 26 feeling sleepy tasted amazing, thinking about drinking second beer
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I can't drive since I've drank, but I want to get more beverages to drink more. I know I can take 2-3 more drinks (which I don't have right now) before getting into the "silly" territory, where I do dumb shit and laugh. I really want to have more alcohol, but ordering it is humiliating. I can afford both, but would I rather have delivered trash-food or more alcohol? I must decide. I like to level-out my hedonism.
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Having some white wine while browsing lolcor on a tuesday afternoon
No. 2584527
>>2584472None of you bitches wished me luck, fuck you
The riot police came in full force and broke our barricades
Didn't even get to drink the second beer
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Life is sooooo good omg broke up with moid, tried on some outfits for the upcoming days and now I'm drinking cogniac mmmm it's kinda gross but i don't want beer I want it. Can't wait up on my friends to meet up and drink i wanna naw. Cheers I finished my bachlors and i need someone nice to make out with (not a man please god not a man)
>>2584527The riot what did huh? Nona where are you? Did you go to get a beer in a high risk country? I'm sure there were stores closer to you.
No. 2592405
>>2592317I wish this feeling could last forever omg it feels soo good being single, I'm not chained to a lazy mf who can't even handle me. This should prob be in vent but man I wish I felt something. I'm soo sick of disociateing and not feeling anyhting. Ok I see why I was an alcoholich in highschool.
Is it fucked up if i really wanna kiss a friend of mine? Idk she kissed me randolmy while givving me a haircut, i wish I was more aware. It felt nice thoug.