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No. 813802

cringe compilation #48

previous thread >>>/ot/806718

No. 813803

First

No. 813804

>>813803
this is not youchewbe

No. 813846

gatekeep this thread we cannot have another unfunny and ugly thread pic that looks like a tampon package I can’t allow it anymore

No. 813860

>>813846
>unfunny and ugly thread pic that looks like a tampon package
wat?
Deleted the other thread though, didn't see that there was one already up
Truly dumbass

No. 813861

Boo

No. 813867

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No. 813871

>>813867
yes this is the FREE PALESTINE theme saga. someone gets it

No. 813886

I was thinking my 10kg gain through lockdown didn't affect my appearance much because all my big black band tshirts I've been wearing on colder days fit me, but today I put on a cheap standard tshirt from some forever 21-type shop and it's bunching at my armpits, highlighting my tits but not in a cute way, and when I'm slouching I'm feeling like 1cm of my belly exposed at the bottom like a fat lard.

Hmm. I mean they didn't fit GREAT in the first place because I'm an F cup, but I look like an ugly fat marshmallow in them now.

Anons, when you're in this situation do you just wait it out and hope you get skinnier, or throw the lot out with the promise of buying new tshirts? Or do you just look like shit with pride?

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Nominating this as the next op ic pic for Dumbass Shit Thread #49

No. 813899

>>813886
If they didn’t fit great before then best case scenario is they still won’t fit great if you manage to lose weight (unless you go overboard and lose more than the 10kg - how likely is that?). So I think you should buy a larger size regardless of whether you will lose weight.

No. 813915

Thierry Mugler femdom with 70's bobcut-wearing male subs anon, you've got such eclectic taste that kinda makes it hard for you to stay completely anonymous on lolcow dot farm.

No. 813919

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The Richard Ramirez hybristofag anon in /g/ reminded me of when someone on Reddit uploaded a bunch of pictures that Ramirez drew in prison during his recreation time. I really don't know what other thread this could go in, but I hope she sees this and knows that her husbando drew shitty how-to-draw-manga style art in his free time. It was definitely a revelation to me.

No. 813921

one of the biggest milestones of becoming an adult for me was accepting that fantano was right about twenty one pilots

No. 813923

Tried to trim my hair and it looks like utter shit. Weep for me ladies.

No. 813925

>>813921
What did he say? Their last 2 albums were stinky garbage and I am angry.

No. 813926

>>813925
That they're mediocre basically. He liked Trench though

No. 813940

I don't know if I should gain or lose weight, on one hand I can see my ribs and I have almost no fat on my stomach and I can see the muscles when I flex, on the other hand my legs look weird and lumpy and my arms are jiggly and I have a belly even though it's not from fat. But also I can see the muscles in my legs. I think I am muscular enough to have a weird shape but not lean enough so my muscles show but also not fat enough to have nice curves over the muscles.
Why am I even getting bothered over this? I'm not a model and I have no boyfriend or wish to have a boyfriend. So it doesn't matter, yet I want to not feel like an incomplete, unfinished flesh sculpture. I think I will start sprinting in the summer

No. 813943

>>813940
Start training for strength? It involves eating more anyway, so you'd put on some weight, but it'd also be extra muscle. And it's the only real way to "sculpt" the body anyway, if you want to target a specific look.

No. 813947

>>813926
He right, he right

No. 813956

I bought Keith from Try Guy's hot sauce and it's really good

No. 813977

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>be me
>take a nice cold shower
>put on my rosary like usual
>the cross is upside down
>pick rosary
>use the power of god and fire to fix it
Demons think they can fuck with me, but bitches don’t know that I’m stronger than their asses.
That better be a hot incubus that will give me super powers or some shit, because if that’s not the case, some motherfuckers will get a whole ass mass in this house.

No. 813979

nonny = lawful good
nonnie = neutral good
nonette = chaotic good

nona = lawful neutral
anon = true neutral
nonna = chaotic neutral

nonita = lawful evil
nonner = neutral evil
nonatella = chaotic evil

thoughts

No. 813985

Ladies, as a person that was used and abused by an addict I have a lot of my own theories about certain party cultures and male behaviours. As an anonymous person online sometimes I will vent such frustrations when something prompts me to be triggered. Henceforth I have found that on straight male coke tiktok when they make jokes about the regrets from nights out and failed attempts at pulling they will 7/10 delete comments that allude to men being gay on drugs when they otherwise wouldn't due to lack of girls. Now I know boys jerk off together when young but I am absolutely convinced they'll fuck each other as adults and the fact they can't handle these comments encourages these theories.

No. 813988

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I have a bed frame like picrel and I forgot that I’d hung my dressing gown on one of the bedknobs near the pillow. I just rolled over to face that side and nearly shat myself because I thought there was a person crouched down beside the bed.

No. 814003

>>813979
Sat with this a little while and honestly I think it's pretty accurate. Well done. (t. nonny)

No. 814005

>>813985
I think most "straight" men are bi in denial due to extreme homophobia. I have two exes that were former military and so I saw even more "lolol I'd suck u bro jk no homo" and just… I don't believe the no homo part. I really don't. Men love other men, they just like fucking women, but considering they have little to no standards about what they stick their dick in, I think they'd be all for fucking each other if they wouldn't be ostracized by their peers afterwards.

No. 814008

>>814004
I think they fuck each other because they think women have too high of standards because we consider other aspects of society and how to conduct ourselves. I have been around too many coke heads and I do not take coke I habitually smoke weed so I can get away with smoking like normal being completely aware of my surroundings and people letting loose and their guard down in front of me. The shit I have witnessed coupled with my ex and a plethora of his acquaintances etc etc, I agree that most men are bi. The ones most likely are the ones that treat getting wiped out at the weekend as an intrinsic part of their personality are desperados

No. 814009

>>813979
lmao I use all of them except nonatella

No. 814010

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I think my depression is back for another season. Did barely anything today and felt like nothing. This is usually how it starts.

No. 814011

>>813979
All but "anon" fall into the undeniably cringe category.

No. 814018

>>814005
It's the same thing with the roided out gymbros. Went with my ex to one of his friend's places once, who in turn had his gym friends over that nobody else really knew. The whole time they were just shoving and grabbing each other and talk about each other's cocks CONSTANTLY, then when it'd get quiet would go on Tinder rating girls in silence. You can say oh they're just being ironic, but when you're ironic all the time does it really mean anything…

No. 814020

>>814018
Knew a dude like that. Always feeling up other guys, talking about their physique. His gf found grindr on his phone lol

No. 814022

>>814020
Samefag. Shit forgot she also found tranny escort numbers on his call list. She googled them and found their websites. Photos and all.

No. 814029

>>814011
We still love you, nonette.

No. 814033

>>813979
what about anonita

No. 814041

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>>813979
I use nonnu

No. 814047

How do Cree people cook mashed potatoes? You kokum and you mushum

Kokum and mushum mean grandma and grandpa in Cree and I've always founds this joke/pun very cute

No. 814048

I like kinning characters because it makes me feel strong like the character, if I only "liked them" then I would feel weak

No. 814050

>>813988
kek hope u r k

No. 814052

I wish award shows would livestream on Youtube.

No. 814056

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i’m scared of starting work my anxiety is going to screw me up i just know it

No. 814058

>>814056
That turkey looks nice, I want some for my breakfast bagel.

No. 814062

>>814058
it looks so roided up anon i don’t know what you’re talking about lol

No. 814066

>>814056
I hate the pictures from this series of work, they always make me feel so nauseated

No. 814067

gatekeeping is good and I love being a gatekeeper

No. 814069

>>814067
based, what are you gatekeeping today?

No. 814073

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I think I'm turning retarded or have a brain tumor or some shit because when I have to read a block of text I fucking panic and have to reread the same shit 8 times to comprehend it

No. 814075

>>814069
Today? sports because I'm channeling my inner scrot and it irks me when people only follow them because they find the athletes hot
Yesterday I gatekept music because the dudes that won eurovision struck me a posers, specially with that whole ~rock and roll never dies~ bs
are you gatekeeping as well, anons?

No. 814078

>>814073
kek that picture
Might be dislexia or ADHD, get checked gorl

No. 814079

Today is funny girl sunday on lolcow

No. 814081

>>814075
I'm always and forever gatekeeping the goth subculture. Listen to the music ya fucking posers

No. 814082

wish my mother would stop buying off brand choccy milk because this is disgusting and tastes nothing like chocolate

No. 814083

>>814081
Feel ya, and I'm not even goth myself (I'm more on the black/death metal scene), but anytime I see someone say they're goth because they wear black clothes once a week I feel like throwing a chair at them.

No. 814087

One of the girls I went to high school went has been dating an actual 50-something year old man for like a year and a half now. (She's like 19 or 20) and she posts photos of them together and it's so disgusting

No. 814093

>>814087
Is no one shaming those men irl?

No. 814116

>>813979
what about anona, anonni and nonni

No. 814119

>>814093
they're viewed as successful if anything. one of the more popular girls I knew in high school ended up marrying a guy in his mid-30s with two kids from another marriage when she was 20, from all accounts she completely dropped off the face of the earth afterwards.

No. 814128

>>814093
>>814119
nta but I know a lot of normies who'd find that trashy and uncomfortable. the thing with most people is they confine their true opinions to gossip rather than be the one to speak to their face.

No. 814130

>>813979
well done nonacita

No. 814132

The annoyingly woke WOC dating the boringist blandest white guy, is such a weird phenomen

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No. 814142

so much delicious art and rarepairs of my husbando and no where to dump them…even if i put them in the appropriate threads anononnies will get angry

No. 814144

>>814142
whomst

No. 814149

>>814142
>rarepairs
>not becoming a goddess of cringe and making a SI
free your inner cringerina

No. 814153

>>814144
it's a secret
>>814149
i like both tbh. but i'm not posting my SI for obvious reasons

No. 814160

>>814142
just do it

No. 814164

I was taking a nap yesterday and then i dreamed that an anon posted about a band she liked in the music thread and someone replied that said band had a "major ass feeling" whatever the fuck that means, op got angry and stated infighting and then someone started spaming 100+ ass pictures.

No. 814171

>>814160
nah i'm gonna get bullied for it

No. 814177

>>814171
The husbando threads have seen some weird things, go ahead

No. 814209

File: 1621829380905.png (17.04 KB, 673x212, shit bell.PNG)

Taco Bell will do this stupid shit but won't give us the nacho fries and 7 layer burrito back. I've never seen a fast food restaurant be as flip-floppy with their menu as them

No. 814213

Scrolled past the Attractive Lads thread with my eyes closed.

No. 814221

I would never choose to be a vegetarian but if they had imitation meat that tasted like actual beef, I think I'd be okay.

No. 814235

File: 1621834808497.jpeg (122.45 KB, 1584x956, 8CF57C67-E483-4651-B684-99EC9C…)

>>814209
one of my favorite Taco Bell guilty pleasure items they'll never get back was the nacho shaped fried chicken, I wonder if they'll ever bring it back

No. 814269

File: 1621840299968.jpg (56.89 KB, 583x438, IMG_5176.JPG)

As a kid, did you ever do any stupid shit of your own accord because you overheard your parents talk about money problems? I'm just thinking of this time when I was like 8 and thought we were broke, so I spent a week depriving myself of electronics to lower our electricity bill. No switching on the TV myself, no electric fan, not even lights except for the bathroom. My mom found me sitting in the dark in my room and I think it kinda messed her up to know her 8-year-old kid was worried about our finances kek so she made sure not to talk with my dad about money around me for like the next ten years.

No. 814282

I cant believe I know the full lyrics of this shit even so many years later (the short tv version tho)

No. 814283

>>814282
Oh god. I hated this series so fucking much

No. 814286

File: 1621843905699.png (7.25 KB, 46x84, dimp.png)

im going to start shooting lasers out of my mouth if my prof doesn't grade 1/3 of my total points for the semester before the final.

No. 814287

I'm a loner because people are so fucking rude to me even when I go out of my way for them and I think at lot of it actually does stem from jealousy.

No. 814290

>>814269
ah gosh yes, i used to be like this too. i remember we used to have water problems so i would hold my poo as to not waste water and wouldnt drink water all day, i think its made me a very frugal adult but i dont really mind.

No. 814292

>>814140
me for at least a week.also

MA MA MA MA MA MA MA
MAMAMAMATA HARIIIIIIIIIIIIII

No. 814293

>>813979
nonna is just italian anons calling me old

No. 814295

>>814293
Would you prefer nonnina?

No. 814298

Who remembers this 00's ultrabop

No. 814299

>>813979
Anything that isn't anon needs to be eradicated from all of your dictionaries

No. 814318


No. 814323

>>814318
Imagine a sad face then

No. 814328

>>814299
Why tho.

No. 814348

Anons please tell me why I keep wasting my time going on GuruGossip. Everyone is so infuriating on there. "Well I've had adhd for 20 years and I'm homeless and got cancer and I've nevveerrr acted the way she does!11!!" Nobody gives a flying fuck honeybitch

No. 814350

>>814348
It might be a different strain of whatever causes anons here to take all reddit and Twitter screencaps as fact and fly off the handle at small disagreements
The internet is an illness

No. 814352

>>814348
What's up with gg at the moment? It's finally back up but I went to check on a thread and it only shows posts up until novemeber of last year. It wasn't down that long was it?

No. 814353

>>814350
Some really weird take getting massive upvotes can be weird at least, especially when news outlets handle trending tweets as a news source. I'm more annoyed when anons fall for obvious trolling or satire.

No. 814354

File: 1621856395513.jpeg (52.76 KB, 566x570, santelia01.jpeg)

>>813943
Thanks you're right have this picture I like as your reward

No. 814372

>>814348
The best rule on lc is no blogposting, it absolutely ruins other gossip sites. PULL was the same.

No. 814373

>>814292
im like ADRENALINA

No. 814381

There's a thread on a lesbian subreddit where someone asked how someone can identify as non-binary and lesbian at the same time and I went into the comments section thinking there'd be a huge shitstorm going on in there, but turns out everyone was like "yeah lesbians are women who love women, fuck all that non-men loving non-men and nonbinary crap." I wrote a couple of quite terfy comments and got upvoted a ton while all comments from enbies got downvoted. Fucking based, my day is made and faith in humanity restored.

No. 814384

File: 1621859462438.jpeg (180.28 KB, 1242x1242, 3D733537-4B59-44B0-9A1B-0A3324…)

>>814381
I’m glad, nonnie.

No. 814397


No. 814410

>>814381
send screenshots anon don't be shy

No. 814414

File: 1621862672915.jpg (40.64 KB, 640x360, 905606eb-bfe2-47b2-9c01-a32408…)

It's raining hard all day, and I'm wondering if I should just order food or still go to a grocery store… waah

No. 814416

File: 1621863013220.png (1.87 MB, 1263x1395, 75815368_p0.png)

If a man watches asian teen rape porn, it's ~fantasy~ but if I told him I like BBC NTR suddenly it's too real and cheating KEK
Men are fucking weak.

No. 814420

File: 1621863203995.jpg (149.29 KB, 1080x1920, 20210423_141329.jpg)

Leave it to farmers to banish kiwifags from where they came i love all of you so much. It's like getting your older sister to beat the shit out of annoying boys on the playground.

No. 814421

Ageing is natural and inevitable and if you think about it it's fucked that there's a whole industry that profits off making women feel ashamed about it

No. 814426

Idk how I'm supposed to get a decent bf when there are so many beautiful young women who are also desperate as fuck. I'm screwed.

No. 814428

>>814426
The decent guys aren't gonna necessarily be grabbed up by those desperate hot women tbh. Sometimes you have to step outside of your comfort zone to get a decent guy and even be willing to accept a flaw. Even if you are hoping for a perfect guy "for you" he's not going to be 100% everything you want.

No. 814430

>>814420
Kek I feel pride!
>>814421
Every woman should think about this every day.

No. 814431

>>814426
Don't worry, most women have terrible taste in men

No. 814438

My sister has 3 kids. 2 girls and a boy. All her social media bios say Boy Mom
???????

No. 814442

>>814438
Better check up on your nieces, nonny

No. 814443

>>814438
Call cps

No. 814447

>>814438
How long has it been since you've seen your nieces or your sister? Pop over to their house randomly and see what's going on

No. 814449

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>>814010
Please nonnie go talk to a friend (or a therapist would be the best )about it ! I'm wishing you the best, take care of yourself!

>>814438
you should talk to her about it, that's awful!

No. 814464

>>814410
There's too much to screenshot so here's a link to the entire thread (hope this works, I'm on mobile)

https://www.reddit.com/r/Actuallylesbian/comments/nj35ql/are_most_lesbians_nonbinary

I especially like how multiple people bring up the word terf being a meaningless slur used to silence women at this point.

No. 814473

My libido is weird in the sense that I can go 2 years without having sex (like I've gone before) and I wouldn't really care other than just craving having a boyfriend in general, but then as soon as I get a boyfriend I could have sex at any given moment, there's no "not in the mood" or "in the mood", it's just always a neutral slate where I could have sex if I think ok I'm gonna have sex or he initiates it.

Basically I've been torturing myself reading /r/deadbedrooms for no reason other than to pry into what goes on in peoples fucked up relationships and I see "high libido" "low libido" throw around a lot and I realized I'm not either, if my boyfriend wanted I could have sex every single day if and if you asked me I would want that to but I'd also be okay with once a week. Maybe I fit into the "high libido" category without actually getting horny randomly.

No. 814477

>>814464
nta but holy shit my faith in humanity restored a bit from the comments

No. 814482

>>814473
Mostly dead bed rooms happen because their husband is awful at sex or incompetent in other ways that turns their wife off

No. 814488

>>814473
I think a lot of people are like that, deadbedrooms, not surprisingly, often happens after kids get into the picture, and the woman is in a completely different state of mind than she was as a college student who could party until dawn while the husband doesn't want to adjust to being a father, and bitches about his wife changing and being tired/in pain/devoting attention to their children instead of him.

No. 814489

>>814473
i'm never horny unless i'm starving or don't sleep

No. 814492

>>814473
I have a pattern where 2 years into seeing someone I start to want sex much less often. Worse than just the honeymoon die off. If my relationships actually lasted I could see myself being bitched about on deadbedrooms lol. I don't know how people have sex with the same person for 20 odd years and still want it several times a week. Maybe I sound scrote-like but I just get tired of sex with the same person.

Last time I checked db it was full of men with 6 week old babies talking about how they were on the brink of cheating if their wife didn't hurry up and put out more.. after her traumatic birth and stitches. Some stay sexless for years before reaching that stage and others in weeks. It's interesting. Who can't go a month or 2 without sex when its literally just a side effect of birthing your baby?

No. 814501

>>814464
>"Non-binary" is an overwhelmingly female phenomenon across all sexualities.
Fucking yes, if I see an nb dude, I’m a little more sympathetic. Nb girls though, I just assume they have sexual trauma and internalized misogyny.

No. 814502

>>814501
Maybe I'm reading it wrong but why would you be more sympathetic towards males if you know the females were likely sexually abused?

No. 814503

>>814501
why would you be sympathetic they just want they/them dumb college girl pussy

No. 814505

>>814501
>sympathy for males
lol weird

No. 814511

>>813988
My roommate said she woke up one morning and felt like a woman was holding her down and she couldn't move. Then later when it passed she saw my dress hanging on the wall. I feel bad for causing her a nightmare

No. 814515

>>814511
Yeah you should feel bad for pinning her down like that..

No. 814516

browsing /g/ when my family is around feels dangerous

No. 814517

>>814501
Lol most of the time male enbies just want a way to claim victimhood status and evade criticism for having male privilege.

No. 814522

>>814501
Anon are you okay? Did you hit your head?

No. 814535

File: 1621874135387.png (214.37 KB, 480x257, IMG_20210524_183508.png)

making fun of trannies on lolcow dot farm vs kiwi farms

No. 814559

When I wash my hair, the shedding from my head gets tangled in my pubes sometimes and its like kind of insane how these giant head hair/pube hair hairballs can form and get tangled in my bush. My hair is really long and curly and I don't wash it too often so there's a lot of hair to get stuck

No. 814560

>>814535
My fucking sides anon

No. 814569

In the past few weeks I've had contact with both my exes. Pretty much just proved that I'm still crazy to one of them but had a normal convo without any left over feelings for the other one. It's weirdly enough the older relationship that I'm still hung up on.

Well 1 out of 2 ain't bad.

No. 814582

File: 1621875466489.png (156.49 KB, 500x291, 6zbuanog54i41.png)

>>814535
For me it's more like this

No. 814594

>>814535
True
>>814582
The medfags and lawfags actively make me homicidal

No. 814618

File: 1621877019865.jpg (33.16 KB, 640x640, transmin r min.jpg)

i was hanging out with normies a few days ago and there was this man-looking person (facial hair, hairy arms, shorter hair, masculine clothing) drinking with a group of people. one thing i noticed was that "he" had very large hips and a large butt despite not being fat, and "his" fat distribution was female, aside from having no breasts.
one of the guys commented on "his huge ass" and they all discussed how confusing "he" looked and how they'd still "tap that ass".
i eventually told them that was probably a trans person but, damn. so much for transitioning, you still have people clock you and straight men talk about fucking you, kek.

No. 814620

>>814582
I follow two different deathfats on there and they've both had hystos. Any time someone (a woman) corrects them for some stupid shit they said about hystos..and gives them some accurate info (I mean they love long info posts on there) they throw a hissy fit and suddenly want to change the subject away from yucky hytos.. even though they bring it up non stop.

You don't know female anatomy guys! you can't be fucked to learn about it but you'll spend hours talking out your arse about it anyway.

No. 814625

>>814618
I have no hips, bit of a waste for me not to transition..

No. 814656

>>814582
kek true the larger threads always have an abundance of improvised experts ready to sperg about every tangentially related topic. it's like edgy reddit sometimes

No. 814684

>>814656
I can't stand those tractates, makes the threads unreadable. The best rules we have here are against armchairing, medfagging and blogposting. Kf could use all of those plus rules against lawyerfagging and any other "expert"fagging. Then I might consider making an account.

No. 814708

File: 1621881154310.jpg (9.02 KB, 800x800, DGh0YNsXoAAKYQr.jpg)

>>814010
mfw this is how I feel all day

No. 814734

Pretty fucked that most of these zoomers growing up with TikTok/social media selfies as self expression are basically providin free fodder for either some AI or their schoolmates to create deepfake porn of them. I'm so glad even sharing images - not to mention full videos - of yourself wasn't a common thing when I was a young person.

No. 814745

Something that's not discussed enough about kpop is how it parrot's Korean state propaganda
The image of Korea it sells, I mean Korea has one of the highest corruption rates of any developed nation, sweeping away the sexism, xenophobia, Christian fundamentalism, colorism, sexism and just curating this image of south Korea that's not even close to reality

No. 814758

Does anyone else feel like their music library has a strong effect on their mood? I noticed that whenever my music library gets stale that’s when I also start to feel generally shitty.

>>814734
I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed this, all those front-facing camera videos are perfect input for facial recognition training.

No. 814759

File: 1621884661071.png (176.98 KB, 453x501, Snimka zaslona (545).png)

>>813802
got greeted by this

No. 814763

File: 1621885025247.jpg (43.49 KB, 415x441, Screenshot_9.jpg)

I watch Todd Grande's videos
and noticed that he pronounces 'return' as 'rechurn'

No. 814764

>>814745
Pls further elaborate nona. I'm interested in this discussion since 99% of kpop fans aren't very critical at all.

No. 814775

File: 1621885658536.jpg (57.34 KB, 620x670, 1564206915296.jpg)

>>814759
she has her phone language set to her local language, how cringe

No. 814777

>>814759
Me when I arrive to the party I was invited to out of pity

No. 814780

File: 1621885878407.jpg (99.21 KB, 677x585, Screenshot_13.jpg)

>>814745
South-Korea has some interesting state propaganda then

No. 814797

>>814764
Up until 30 years ago, Korea was a right wing nationalist military dictatorship, it had a GDP lower then most Sub Saharan African countries and it Industrilized Thanks to basically forcing the people to the states whims
In such an environment corruption and black markets began to form

Even now the Korean state has aspects of that period, Corruption rates are high and state nationalist state institutions are still strong
One of the big factors that helped kpop explode was that it was shaped and influenced by the Korean Ministry of Culture, Sports and Tourism, whose job was to basically spread pro-South Korea rhetoric during the cold war

No. 814805

>>814745
It's not that deep, anon. It's funded by the Korean cultural ministry, that's a fact, and the idols are treated like shit in the industry, but it's just a money churning machine, not some massive propaganda brainwashing psyop. I agree with the sentiment that SK is full of corruption and open sexism and racism but K-pop is just an exported product and nothing more. They're not exactly talking about Korea that much.

No. 814818

>>814745
Im just mad koreans are responsible for g dragon thinking he's a legitimate rapper

No. 814826

I work at a medical training center and today is the first time I had to confiscate someone's exam for blatantly cheating. I had confronting people and I know I seemed lame because my voice was kinda shaky and I could feel like something was getting caught in my throat. Sigh, whatever.

No. 814841

I started watching kurtis's new video and immediately remembered why I don't watch him anymore. The moustache… also has his voice changed? I could have sworn it was higher.

No. 814849

aw man. i forgot to put my leftover soup away last night. i went to bed excited for these leftovers. i woke up excited for these leftovers! rip bean soup

No. 814868

>>814745
Hallyu is no different than Cool Japan, City of Love, and Land of the Free. It’s all the same thing.

No. 814871

File: 1621891913922.jpg (165.26 KB, 1024x730, D_P0gMtU0AAVyDu.jpg)

>lasagna instructions say to heat it up for 10-12 minutes on microwave at maximum potence
>been triying to heat it up for almost an hour
>still luke warm to the touch and weird mushy texture

I hate it here

No. 814892

>>814871
anon try to mess around with the potence

No. 814904

sometimes i have no filter and i just cringed thinking about the time i randomly told my boyfriend while we were out that i was having boob sweat. i wonder if i genuinely turn him off and make him wonder why tf he is with me in those moments

No. 814907

File: 1621894670231.jpg (24.55 KB, 494x494, 1581134881730.jpg)

I just want and need to take a shit, curse you my treacherous bowels

No. 814909

>>814904
Uh, how is that cringy? That's a normal thing to say to your boyfriend, do you guys act like you don't have bodily functions or something?

No. 814911

Out of desperation, I cooked and ate some chinese sausage that was left out of the fridge for like two days. It’s been a few hours and I’m okay, guess it was fine?

No. 814912

>>814909
Nta but today I showed my special someone my double chin and my unshaved legs and some dry patches on my hand and I wanted to die

No. 814916

>>814907
Thank the lord, I did it

No. 814921

>>814909
kek he was just kinda like "uhhh okay" when i told him so yeah it wasn't the best moment.

No. 814925

Anons unironically calling someone a transphobe and caping for pansexuality in /w/ makes me want to never exit /ot/ again. I wish my fellow terfsisters a very pleasant keep being based

No. 814927

I say I want a bf sometimes but I'm not sure if I actually do or if I just feel like I should? I'm not lonely and I don't feel the need to have sex with anyone. Though tbf I've been really depressed lately and don't really want anything in general so maybe it's a symptom of that. I'm not sure I've ever wanted a relationship though, ik this sounds autistic but I feel like I'm so introverted and in my head all the time that I don't really ever feel lonely even when I'm very alone. Im afraid if I don't form meaningful connections with people now eventually my maladaptive daydreaming or whatever will stop being enough emotional fulfillment and I'll start feeling devastatingly lonely out of the blue

No. 814930

Samefag but once a nonnie here said that she wasn't able to truly open up and be honest with other people because her parents had never done so with her and it was like a breakthrough for me, I'd never thought about it but that's exactly what happened with me

No. 814931

>>814927
I totally understand you. After my first relationship (which lasted a mere 5 months) I was alone for 2 and a half YEARS after that.

No. 814936

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>>814925
KEK you were in there too? I’m pretty sure there’s 1 or 2 genderspecials/full on troons itt that came after googling “mostflogged problematic” after her tweets the other day. One’s a regular retard reposting milk from a decade ago, while the other’s got a massive hate boner for her and he keeps screeching “cunt”. Men are totally sane!

No. 814937

File: 1621897090520.jpeg (51.25 KB, 398x371, A8736C54-A558-4171-B068-526CD7…)

>>814925
>>814936
Samefag, but I once again feel sorry for bisexual women. Not even on lolcow can they be free from bad faith actors sperging on behalf of chasers in their “defense.”

No. 814938

I hate when people online can't have a serious conversation without resorting to meme formats. Like greentexts, soyjaks, "me when" and such. It just screams terminally online brainrot

No. 814939

File: 1621897174829.jpeg (82.54 KB, 475x541, 65AA1D2D-E305-4060-8421-2D66B7…)

i totally forgot that this place existed today

No. 814944

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How the fuck are people who remember Friendship is Magic from childhood already old enough to post on lolcow… I feel super old

No. 814948

what's with the spike in unsaged malarkey today

No. 814954

>>814937
Kek I love AI dungeon

No. 814962

I have a smallish or maybe average sized haemorrhoid (idk what the size scale is on these fucking things) basically in between my asshole and vagina that hasn't gone away in like over 3 years ever since my ex boyfriend did anorectal violence to me. Will this thing ever fucking go away… I'm so embarrassed of my boyfriend seeing it, he probably doesn't wanna rim me because of it.

No. 814963

>>814939
pic source?

No. 814965

>>814962
Between…girl, you sure that it's a hemorrhoid? How tf can it be in your taint?

No. 814966

>>814965
Oh I mean it's definitely on the outer edge of my asshole but in terms of the location of the circumference of the asshole it's toward the taint.

No. 814967

>>814927
I never had a crush in my whole life, not even when I was happy. the most positive feelings I've had towards a male is indifference. unless you count cartoons
>>814931
>2 and a half YEARS after that.
is that supposed to be a long time idgi

No. 814972

>>814967
Yeah I'd say that's a long time to not be with a guy for a relatively normal okayish looking 23 year old

No. 814975

>>814966
Oh gotchu, I was worried there. I assume you have tried the salves and all that? Sometimes people's asshole just stays that way because it's the veins that makes the roids in the first place.

No. 814977

>>814975
I haven't tried anything tbh. Honestly I didn't even know it was still there until recently. Lo and behold it is, years later. Do I just ask for something at a pharmacy or do I need to go to a doctor?

No. 814980

>>814977
I am pretty sure you can find some rectal cream or suppositories on pharmacy shelves, they usually are kinda numbing for the throbbing and itchiness but if you didn't even notice it there, that may just feel kinda weird for you. I'm not too sure if the cream thing will shrink them by itself, but for me mine have always gone away and I always used a cream so maybe? If not, go to a doctor, say it causes you issues and play it up a little so maybe they zap it off.

No. 814983

File: 1621900481971.jpg (1.06 MB, 1242x2208, MAKEUP_2021052502441637.jpg)

I'm not gonna necro the cow fanart for this

No. 814984

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This is such a scrote, male-gazey drawing but it turns me on so much. I hate it. Especially because the guy on the left looks like my boyfriend minus the outfit and I look like the girl. Maybe I should send it to him lmao.

No. 814985

>>814944
Anon it came out around 2010-2011 lol, you’re not that old

No. 814986

>>814984
It makes me irrationally angry. It's so "Nice guys finish last", I can imagine it prefacing a long-ass incel blog post about how women only like assholes.

No. 814991

>>814983
aw why does she kind of look cute in this?

No. 814992

>>814991
Because meitu

No. 814994

>>814985
I still don't compute how that anon was less than 10 when she was watching FiM and now she's at least 18… how does time work

No. 814999

>>814986
Kek. Totally understandable. I think if the appearance of the couple didn't associate me I would also be more angry over it. It's so stupid, it's actually obviously meant to be a "nice guys finish last" thing but I think I'm interpreting it more as a "soyboys don't finish last" type of deal and that makes it better

No. 815004

>>814992
so what? you wouldn’t use meitu for your ugly ass face too? lmao

No. 815005

>>814986
>>814999
I wouldn't have thought that. Looks like a girl getting raped and her bf getting shot.

No. 815006

>>814984
Your bf is ugly
>>814985
I think it's more of the idea that someone who was that young when the show came out could even be posting here.

No. 815007

>>814938
The meme format is a superior form of rhetoric.

No. 815011

>>815004
How dense are you, I edited shatna's selfie on meitu and posted it here, keep tf up, anon.

No. 815013

>>814938
I agree with you and I find it incredibly annoying, but don't you feel like "brainrot" is kind of one of the words? Or at least, the Twitter equivalent of overused chanspeak words like that?

No. 815027

Blink 182 were the biigest band for me growing up and Mark Hoppus responded to me in twitch chat several times tonight excuse me while I just die

No. 815047

File: 1621905913641.jpeg (30.08 KB, 332x360, 6AB6742D-2D88-4CC5-944A-FD8FE8…)

>>815011
shayna is seggsy and hot unlike you. step off hater she’s best cow

No. 815053

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No. 815086

File: 1621909688951.gif (95.98 KB, 220x220, 5092B63C-8F45-4CF7-ABFD-74720C…)

I think I love posting here once I figured out how to get the most entertainment out of it for me

No. 815102

Kermit the Frog is just a little guy!

No. 815106

File: 1621912436710.gif (1.56 MB, 366x274, MILK.gif)

>when a dead thread is revived with new milk

No. 815109

>>815106
You mean Mostflogged? I remember following her thread 5 years ago. Holy fuck I need to get a life.

No. 815115

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The Ruby Mae and Maeve thread has always smelled of self-post to me, and it seems like only teens seem to give a fuck about those two because they're not really cows. How annoying.

No. 815143

>>815115
>it seems like only teens seem to give a fuck about those two because they're not really cows.
isn't that 90% of /snow/

No. 815146

tfw looking up fan art of a character with his beloved pet and finding furry porn… fucking coomers. then again they've also always sexualised incest so why am i even surprised

No. 815153

>>815146
I wanna know who. can't make a guess because I only know one character with a pet and kinda incest ship which I unfortunately like

No. 815154

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Daydreaming is so nice, especially just right before falling asleep.

No. 815157

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No. 815160

>>815153
also i did not mean that the character himself is also shipped incestually but rather that coomers in general sexualise incest so sexualising pet love shouldn't be that surprising

No. 815161

>>815157
oh what the fuck, don't recognize them but there is something seriously wrong with furries

No. 815167

>>815157
btw this pic is hecking cute.
>>815160
got chu. you can put nothing past those types.

No. 815180

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I can't stop thinking about the nazi fetish anon from a while ago in /g/ who said her bf roleplayed it with her and got this response. I want to hear from her again, my sides have yet to recover

No. 815184

Self defense tip, while males are stronger then women their still fragile bags of bones that can be beat and crippled, you just need the right mentality and know how to to use the resources around you

No. 815209

I've been seeing more men doing photoshoots where they're covered in blood lately. Very nice. Very neat to me.

No. 815235

Do you think that some guys are just naturally better at eating pussy then others ?
Like my ex, he was a virgin and claimed that he had never gone down a girl but the first time he did it he was perfect at it 12/10, I should also point out that his tounge was weirdly shaped, not too freaky or anything, but it was long and thin(he could just about reach the tip of his nose)

Honestly he was good at sex overall

No. 815236

>>815235
There's actually a whole trend about that going around tik tok rn. The set up is "I never thought I'd cum" and then the next scene is usually followed up with the plot twist that the creator met their virgin partner who was able to do so.

No. 815238

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>>815236
Same anon but I found an example. You might be on to something, nonny!

No. 815239

>>815236
Maybe the virginity made then wanna try better

No. 815247

AAAAAAAAAA FUCK BETHESDA AND THEIR GAY ASS LAUNCHER AND THEIR GAY ASS POORLY CODED WEBSITE I CAN'T RESET MY PASSWORD OR EVEN REACH SUPPORT FUCK IT I JUST WANTED TO PLAY DOOM ETERNAL TONIGHT REEEEE FUCK YOU TODD HOWARD I KNOW HE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS BUT I STILL FELT LIKE SAYING FUCK YOU TODD HOWARD ALSO FUCK MY GAY RETARDED ASS FOR BUYING IT ON BETHESDA INSTEAD OF STEAM BECAUSE THE RETAIL KEY WAS CHEAPER

No. 815249

>>815238
I read
>I thought I'd never be able to fish with a partner
and saw the bikes in the background and thought, oh we're sporty huh??

No. 815256

>>815235
When I was younger I went through a stupid phase of sleeping with older men. Experience doesn't automatically make men good in bed. I quickly learnt that. The ones that bragged about making all their exes come so hard sure couldn't get me even half way there.

It's sad but it appears some are so bad that gfs will just lie to appease them. Then they become so cocksure of themselves that they'll argue with you if you admit what they're doing is.. not it.

No. 815260

>>814937
It's stupid beyond belief. She never once bashed bisexuality or said that only lesbians are valid or anything like that, what she was going for was that lesbians should be allowed to be attracted to women without having to include troons in their preferences and that bisexuals need to stop pressuring lesbians to suck girldick. Granted her nuclear bomb of crytyping was hard to read but that was the gist of it. And of course the whole community came down hard on her accusing her of muh biphobia and through some retarded mental gymnastics implying that she was being some weird lesbian incel forcing bisexuals to date her because the predatory lesbian stereotype sits tight and secure within them. Really makes me think about that pie chart of the majority of LGBT communities (over 50%) being bi and lesbians in the minority (like 17%), no wonder they get steamrolled every given chance. This is exactly why some lesbians don't want to date bisexuals, they just can't bond over their experiences and understand each other.

Years ago I thought Mostflogged was being an obnoxious SJW for vaguetweeting about Nigri's "everyone's a little gay" Tracer cosplay pride month post but after pinkpilling hard I found out she was absolutely in the right. If all sexuality was fluid then gay people wouldn't be persecuted against around the world and have their sexuality invalidated constantly and saying "Everyone's a bit gay, teehee!" only belittles their struggles and, like she said, has the same tone deafness as "I don't see skin color, I only see people". Who would've known, one of my most hated tripfags turned out to be based as fuck.

No. 815261

I discovered today on Instagram that people with TWO HEADS exist. Why?? I mean is that just a person with two heads or two people with one body? What do they do if the heads want to get married to different people? Do they always have to pay for two tickets bc they are two people? Or do they just count the bodies? Is it sexual assault if one head want to masturbate but the other head doesn't want to?

No. 815268

>>815261
Am I getting something wrong or are you really talking about conjoined twins, which you have not heard about before?

No. 815270

>>815268
yes i always thought that this wasn't possible and that most of them would either get surgically seprated or would die. I've never seen a rl example of it before.

No. 815273

kids these days will never know what it's like to not have to wonder if their favorite youtube guy will troon out
internet good, social media bad
chatrooms and message boards were probably fine, but the second we moved past those, we were fucked

No. 815289

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No. 815295

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I wanna play skyrim but I know I'll just waste the entire day. I used to live in the alchemist's shack and visit Ivarstead to talk to the people. I liked Temba widearm particularly, I'd chop wood and sell it to her and sometimes I operated the wood saw. And I liked Lynly too. I would shoot arrows to confuse the bear at the honey cave if I was bored. And then I'd visit the imperial camp and smith some armor and listen to the soldiers talking in Noel Kreiss' voice. And then I'd use healing hands on the wounded soldier and look at their pretty colorful horses. Then once in I while I would go to Solitude by foot, no fast travel and shoot the hawks there and take the free arrows the training soldiers shot at their targets. Damn, somehow remembering it feels more real than reality. Maybe I shouldn't have played so many games in my formative years.
Anyway here is a pic of normal skyrim and skyrim when I turned on the enb.

No. 815303

>>815295
I literally JUST pried myself off Skyrim and you're making me want to go back. Damn it, nonny!

No. 815333

>>815303
Damn it, sorry, but I feel better knowing I am not alone in my plight, we will persevere together

No. 815356

>>815270
You truly are a dumbass, anon

No. 815359

>>815289
It’s always
>uwu I’m edgy and cool and I want to dress like the people murdering innocents because I’m sexy
Never
>uwu I’m about to graduate from my second career because I’m edgy and cool, and I will pursue my PhD, i want to graduate with honors because I’m sexy!

No. 815360

>>815333
I'm already brainstorming my next character on my work break lol. I'm thinking a Stormcloak werewolf this time. Axe and shield and maybe heavy armour, idk about the armor tbh as I'm usually a stealth archer so I'll have to look at the pros and cons for each.

No. 815363

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>>815359
Well she's not cosplaying

No. 815387

non jews converting to judaism for no reason is the weirdest shit to me. I see it on social media a lot, why would anyone do that?? It's usually super woke lefty people so maybe they just want a new special opressed identity? I'll never understand it

No. 815390

>>815295
My soul sister! I have been fighting with myself on whether or not to redownload Skyrim and I finally caved lol. I have wasted an embarrassing amount of time downloading mods, but I'm so excited to frolic around the forests of Riften as a wood elf again.

No. 815396

>>815289
>tiktok
What did you expect

No. 815398

File: 1621946336453.bmp (3.34 MB, 1440x810, ScreenShot19.bmp)

>>815360
I am your opposite, I love heavy armor and melee weapons. The hammers especially make me feel powerful. I tried to make a sneaky thief once but I felt bad…
>>815390
I stayed up until 6 am also downloading mods once, I never used mods before that so finding which ones will work and getting it right was such a chore but I got what I always wanted in skyrim: to have a party of followers instead of just one. It's so much more fun that way

No. 815409

>>815387
Converts to Islam is even more baffling, especially if they're women and/or LGBT, but pretty much yes, new oppressed identity, just like with Islam too for a certain crowd

No. 815410

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My self esteem gets so low I really have days where I want to kill myself because my body does not look like this

No. 815415

>>815410
>tiktok
again, why are you bakas even on there

No. 815418

>>815415
it's an instagram reel

No. 815421

>>815410
girl she dont even have a body like that. YOu know they use filters in those china fashion videos right?

No. 815422

>>815410
yes i know it's a meme at this point but abandon social media please

No. 815428

>>815410

lowkey though this is how im shaped. its not all its cracked up to be anon. I cant wear cute short dresses without being looked at as a harlot. Just last week i was called a conceited bitch because i didnt acknowledge a balding old man calling me gorgeous within 2.3 secs of him saying it. i wish i had no shape so i can dress cutely in peace

No. 815430

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>>815428
boo fucking hoo nonny wow life sucks for you doesn't it

No. 815431

>>815430
anon im not trying to brag im trying to warn you!! you dont want this. Do you want to be yelled obscenities in public and have old ladies look at you like you failed them? Or have people randomly grope you??? I think not!!

No. 815433

>>815431
i would take that over being literally nonexistent to people or them diverting their gaze

No. 815434

>>815387
It's purely about being even more oppressed. Bumped into a few in UK synagogues and they're so fucking annoying they even made me anti-semitic. They're also the first to lecture you about things even if you're born and raised Jewish and they don't actually know what they're talking about. They just regurgitate tired social media "talking points" from Jews who only attend synagogue on the holidays. Had some white Aiden tell me that Mizrahim Jews "appropriate" Arabic elements, despite the fact that I am literally half Persian and I've never met a white Mizrahim in my life. Clueless little shits.

No. 815435

>>815431
>>815410
Anon enough with the "humblebrag". Anyways, that body is not natural plus shes asian. They tend to be built like bricks. Surgery, angles, shapewear, and filters exist. She's nothing to fawn over.

No. 815436

>>815410
I'm gonna be judgemental as fuck, but I don't get how people can be so insecure over looks and desiring to be a barbie doll for people to look at. There are things like professional accomplishment, intelligence or communication skills to feel bad about, and you choose to cry about not having an hourglass figure.

No. 815437

>>815433
Isn't this the kind of post that draws vitriol in the mtf thread?

I think we can all agree that all bodies suck and we would all get to become beams of light

No. 815440

>>815437
not everything is about trannies, i know it's hard to imagine but you CAN be an actual woman and people won't give a shit about you because the standard isn't so low where i live that you need to be at least better looking than obese or a tranny to be considered attractive. but yes i would rather just not have a body at this point

No. 815441

>>815398
I only play stealth archer because it's super easy to be over powered with the perks and the Faendal exploit to get archery to 50 in Riverwood. Playing melee made me realise I kinda suck at the game lmao. I was considering an orc with heavy armour and a hammer too, kinda 50-50 between that and the Stormcloak werewolf now. But I've never actually used hammers so it would be something new for me.

No. 815442

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>>815437
>tfw not shiny enough
>tfw born the wrong wavelength
>tfw can't decide if I'm a particle or a wave

No. 815443

>>815410
Omg even the Chinese are black fishing….I just want to talk to whoever styled the wig

No. 815444

>>815430
>>815433
nta but not all attention is good, esp if it's sexual harassment. some people want to be treated as human. i got called a slut often at fucking 11 years old and leered at by old men despite covering up for supposedly being "curvy" (even though it wasn't an exaggerated type of "curvy"). i almost trooned out over it and still want to tbh because it feels like it's the only way to have the slightest respect.

No. 815447

>>815436
>you choose to cry about not having an hourglass figure
having a career does not interest me so outside of having social skills and intelligence about the only thing that will effect my self esteem is my body

No. 815449

>>815441
Oh if you're an orc you can pretend to live in their strongholds. I mean sure they mostly act indifferent towards you but in your head you can pretend lol

No. 815450

>>815442
top kek

No. 815453

>>815433
Sexual harassment is sexy, totally amazing and something that literally every woman desires. Specially when it comes from large groups of men, so hot, oh my, pure bliss.

No. 815454

I had a dream that I was shoplifting and it made me really horny what does this mean??

No. 815457

>>815410
guys it’s alright since it’s a Chinese person larping as an african american

No. 815464

>>815415
>bakas

No. 815466

File: 1621950336083.jpg (25.16 KB, 191x353, staare.JPG)

I hid something I bought in the back fridge I hope nobody will take them

No. 815472

>>815464
just admit you're too weak and afraid, baka

No. 815486

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>>815466
Thanks for the intel, nonnie.

No. 815497

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>>815457
its bizarre whoever does it but im over getting outraged over it. i think it makes people want to do it more to get attention. Just ignore the mental illness and smile.

No. 815607

CoralFish12 is so fucking hot and if he had longer hair and more of a beard I would be having a crush on him

No. 815612

>>815607
he looks like that kid from disney channel who died from seizures

No. 815618

Anons responding to scrote thread on /g/ are so cringey, why is it even still active, are all mods retired?

No. 815624

>>815618
I had a pic of an exploding sausage and I didn't know where else to put it

No. 815629

I kind get were the "invisible man was supposed to be hot" posts come from. Something about his voice and glasses just make you think he's decent looking or at least high class. I think it was less people wanting him to be hot, but more hating the ugly design.

No. 815631

Earlier i saw a picture of a cat food bag that had a sad looking kitty in it, i looked at his little face and i just wanted to hug him. I even got sad over the work of all the people who made the cat food if it didn't sell well even though i have no idea

No. 815634

Kind of funny seeing the controversy over the "They made mental illness people and are shipping them" when it's a pretty common thing medical students do. Remembering the exact neurotransmitters that cause an obscure brain disease becomes a lot more easier when you have a visual menmotic with it, so you get videos like this were a life threatening disease is represented with a night club. Entire companies are dedicated to videos like this.

Kind of sad because I wanted to draw something like this, but I don't wanna be lumped as a crazy shipper

No. 815635

>>815631
Are you me? I have cried in the pet food aisle before because one brand of food had a vaguely similar looking cat to one of mine who died. There's also this one brand with a really badly drawn cat on the logo and that just makes me irrationally mad. I shouldn't be this bothered, it's silly, but they're misrepresenting cats by making them look ugly, goddamnit.

No. 815637

>>815624
Fair enough

No. 815669

>>815618
being cringe is based
sorry you hate fun

No. 815681

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>>815618
it started off shitty tbf, but now it's good. from madness to miracle, it's now an even more based version of the shitpost thread, which is already based as is

No. 815703

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Whenever I find a content producer I like and check their twitter it's always weird shit like this. From comic artists to celebrities It's always asinine shit like this. It's not even cancellable shit, just surreal rambles

Sucks cause I love their art

No. 815731

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I know I shouldn't be talking shop with other conspiracy theorists and diving into gematria again because it'll flare up my schizophrenia but on the other hand I am a master pattern observer and a weapons grade autist and I see through everything going on in this world.
My hearts not really in it, I'm just being a dumbass and playing with fire.

No. 815749

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AO3 kinksters are a whole nother breed

No. 815753

>>815749
who is Jesse? Pinkman?

No. 815754

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>>815749
look at it

No. 815759

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This might be a dumb comparison but sometimes when people talk about their identity/pronouns it makes me think of that scene in Big Daddy (lol) when the kid decides to change his name to Frankenstein just because he can. It's like social media told people "hey, call yourself whatever you want" and the response was "oh cool I'm actually a demisexual he/they translesbian now" or something just as ridiculous, and the world has to just humor them and pretend it isn't stupid. There's something very naïve and juvenile about it, it reminds of my nephew insisting that he's genuinely spider-man while I just nod along and agree. Sure bud, of course you are.

No. 815772

>>815731
I keep seeing repeating numbers and I have random intrusive thoughts saying "hail satan" or "heil hitler", am I going schizo?

No. 815775

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I'm trying to do my dissertation but I'm ovulating so my internal monologue sounds like picrel

No. 815800

The internet seems so boring now. I feel like nothing funny has happened on the internet since tumblr, idk if maybe i'm just older but that felt like the last place you would see truly unhinged people and get actual entertaining drama out of it. I get there are mentally ill people on twitter but they aren't really funny or entertaining in the same way and I thought tiktok seemed promising very early on but it seems to have become extremely sterile and corporate very quickly.

No. 815802

>>815775
What's it about? I know you can't be specific probably but like the general subject area

No. 815834

I think it would be interesting to do a lolcow census/demographic survey of sorts. The admin change could be a good opportunity for this. In particular I'm curious about:
-how many anons consider themselves radical feminists, and how many gender critical but not radical feminists
-how many only use the off topic boards
-how long have anons been on lolcow
-how many individual driverfags there are (there's just no way it's more than 3)

No. 815840

Twitterfags and the way they treat their stupid ass phrases like it's the height of comedy are so fucking annoying. You need to go back.

No. 815845

>>815834
We already had one of those. Are you new?

No. 815846

>>815834
Same, I'd love some data on this place more than any other really.

No. 815850

>>815834
I feel like because it would have to be self report opposed to the usual way this is done (data from people's accounts) it would be easy to manipulate and people could just lie

No. 815855

>>815845
I stared posting regularly last year so yes
>>815850
Eh true, but why would people lie? It's all anonymous

No. 815858

>>815855
because people love to go on the internet and lie, even if there's no reason and it's anonymous. it's just a fact of life.

No. 815860

I find it weird the way with people like Kylie Jenner etc. if they like ever just show even any extremely mild emotion or personality at all people are all in the comments falling over themselves like "Wait omg?? Kylie is actually so funny!!?!? it's such a shame she has been hiding her amazing personality!!" like I don't get why people do it, do they think she's going to see it and be their friend or are people really this easily impressed?

No. 815864

>>815834
I was always curios about race/ethnicity because it seems to be the most divisive issue on this site. Not to racebait, but ever convo on race on this site has the insight of a 17 year old saying "rap? More like (c)rap" and I'm always surprised by how people with such radical takes on mean can be so conservative on race. If I had to guess demographics white american> swedish>UK> European> Indian>POC/BAME> African diaspora> Asian. Missed a lot of races, but I don't think those other ones post on here.
>how many anons consider themselves radical feminists, and how many gender critical but not radical feminists
That question will have to be broken down more. "Rad fem" can still mean anything to the point you can have multiple contradictory views. List the traits of what you think a radfem is? Are you pink pilled or do you believe in reformation for men? Do you think LC nitpicky nature toward woman is against radfems? (most divisive issue because thats when being a radfem forces you to grow and not just virtue signal on this site). Pro or anti porn, even if its made for woman?

No. 815865

"30s are the new 20s" is pure cope to deal with lowering standards of life. The flip side of it is that you'll be working into your 70s. Yes, your life doesn't end when you turn 30, but have fun suffering and being told "no actually this decade sucks now but it's alright, we've moved the carrot on a stick further out"

No. 815866

>>815864
Yes I'm curious about race too, imo it used to be way worse where it didn't seem much different to 4chan to me. I think it's slightly better now but that's not really saying much.

No. 815867

>>815864
>swedish is a race

No. 815868

>>815865
Yeah, I always wonder why extending the life expectancy is just accepted as an inherently good thing in and of itself.

No. 815872

>>815865
I always thought 30s are the new 20s is because of how shit the economy had been, not as many 20 year olds can get financially freedom and assets like the past generations that had decent house prices and wages.

No. 815875

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>>815865
30s as the new 20s is still better than "life begins at 40" which was trying to become a thing for a while. Although I hate the expectation that fun things are only for youngsters.

No. 815881

>>815872
That's my point, it's trying to positively spin the first reduction in quality of life in decades. It's not like its strictly due to societal change either, just taking home ownership as an example, that industry's becoming seriously impacted by investors gobbling up empty homes and jacking up the prices.

No. 815885

>>815864
The Swedes and UK people are not Europeans then?

No. 815890

Not in a judgemental way at all, I don't think it's morally bad or anything but I just don't understand how women can find getting attention from men validating. Men would fuck a McChicken. The ugliest woman in the world would have some simp desperate to sleep with her and probably willing to pay for the honour. They will say anything if they think it will get you to sleep with them. I just don't get how it can mean anything to people.

No. 815895

>>815890
Attention from ugly men doesn't do much, personally, but I can't even look attractive men in the eyes because of monkey brain

No. 815898

>>815890
They just haven't awakened to men's real nature. I made the mistake of assuming scrotes had standards for who/what they fucked and wanted as a partner, which is what they want us to believe so we further cater to them, but after several relationships and seeing both myself and other objectively valuable/attractive/industrious women used and shat on, I know better now.

No. 815899

>>815881
I mean that's what investors and venture capitalists do. They buy up capital others can't afford to turn a profit. A lot of people overlook the costs governments put into the media and warfare.

No. 815901

>>815895
Idk I feel this way about attention from attractive men too, like I just don't think the standard for what would attract attention from even attractive men is very high. I do understand feeling good about feeling pretty and attractive generally but specifically attention from men just does nothing for me because I don't think it's reflective of very much.

No. 815936

>>815800
Same, I really want to stop using the internet because there's nothing left for me on here. But I don't feel strong enough to go through those 1-2 weeks of pure boredom/withdrawl without the internet, especially when all the places where I live are still shut down so I'm stuck at home.

No. 815965

I hope whoever keeps reposting shit on the LC caps thread falls down a well.

No. 816017

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Anons, I want to download Tinder but I know I will hate swipe all the dudes on it and will never be productive with it. TELL ME NOT TO DO IT!

No. 816020

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>>816017
don't do it

No. 816022

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I suddenly developed a crush on the old man sports anchor who's been on my local news for decades and I don't know if I'm covid horny or my tastes are just changing for the worse as I age

No. 816028

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>>816017
Find something more interesting to do with your life

No. 816032

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I visit /hm/ for nude reference and I'm sometime snot prepared for what I see. This is the most bizarre thing kink followed by the Logan paul hate thread and buff midget thread

No. 816033

>>815834
I wish there were a way to collect this information accurately, you know our resident scrotes/bored anons would fuck up the results for fun

No. 816035

I get the runs every time I am cooking dinner and I feel so guilty about it like, I don't want to cook shit and then cook. My bf says he doesn't care since I'm washing my hands but still. ughh

Am I just nervous?

No. 816040

The inside of my shirt smells like a very nostalgic smell from my childhood. Waiting in my aunt's hair salon, smelling the burning hair and fragrant styling products. Mmmm

No. 816041

>>816035
samefag
*Cook, shit and then cook

No. 816045

File: 1621988941545.jpg (13.21 KB, 400x400, scaryexcite.jpg)

I got fucking PERFUME IN MY EYES FUUUUCCKKKKKKKKK

No. 816046

File: 1621988967409.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 32.34 KB, 401x367, 44110B4C-71C3-46D1-9ABB-EEB8BC…)


No. 816052

File: 1621989601046.jpeg (36.82 KB, 340x438, DADC2F03-4A8E-42D3-A2E6-60D8A6…)

I really spent my afternoon on ccc and /ot/ like a fucking goofball

No. 816058

>>815865
I don't mind that it's a cope. What are we supposed to do, give up at that point? Why should anyone feel bad and resign themselves to a negative outlook when they can keep living their best?

No. 816060

https://youtu.be/oqv35UZepIM
Streets by Doja Cat fills me with so many endorphins when I listen to it jesus christ…. it's such a vibe, the kind of thing to listen to while the sun is going down and you're on your way to your boyfriend house about to get the dicking of your life(embed)

No. 816064

File: 1621991000909.jpg (50.82 KB, 564x564, 1617939065336.jpg)

>>816028
>>816020
Thank you, beautiful ladies. I will not. I have too many productive, moneymaking things to do <3

No. 816072

>>816032
is that cheap lace? does not seem like it would be comfy on a dick.

No. 816074

>>816046
Fuck you I had repressed this image

No. 816077

>>815875
Life begins at 40 actually made sense when people where having kids at 18, because their 40s would be when they finally got their home and lives back
If you don't have kids in your 30s then it's still good, your life is yours, but you probably don't appreciate it the same as someone who's lost the past 18 years to kids

No. 816190

File: 1622007194672.jpg (1.08 MB, 2400x1350, 77ac98a59a0f0a.jpg)

earlier today i dreamt i was on my period and the bathroom looked like an absolute massacre, big blood splats all over the place from ceiling to floor like someone committed a real murder, also my toilet and sink had a tiny hole on the lower side for some reason so every time i used it to piss tons of blood spluttered out from the hole. and then when i used the toilet later my blood would fall slowly into these perfect circles across in a row of 4, but at the same time they also kind of looked like uterus eggs? then they swam away like sperm (literally growing some squiggly lines attached to them out of nowhere) and faded in the water/back of the bowl. for some reason this scared me more than any other part of the dream, and it's not the first time i dreamed about my blood doing this.

No. 816194

at work today a guy gave me a $20 tip and said "you can put it in your kitty". I don't know what he meant, like kitty can mean pussy, but he seemed like a wholesome old dude so I don't know if he meant that? but if he meant literal cat or "kiddie" wouldn't make sense either so Idk

No. 816199

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>>816194
maybe something to do with this? no idea

No. 816201

>>816199
I've literally never heard that before, but yeah that's probably what he meant (thank god)

No. 816202

>>816201
>never heard of that before
me neither, probably a good sign because old men are likely to use weird unpopular terms

No. 816207

just saw the nicest place, with cheap rent (for the location), an amazingly comfy looking living room, large bedrooms and i felt so jealous that i didn't find a place like this to live in….then i saw the person looking for a flatmate was a troon. nevermind, i'm fine with what i have

No. 816212

someone replied to my post "samefag…" and then went on adding to my post as if they were me

No. 816213

>>816207
god you never know with them, it may be unlikely but I've seen enough stolen tampon pics and other evidence of their living conditions to know that that place might not be better than a pig pen if a troon's living there

regardless, good for you protecting your safety

No. 816214

>>816212
One time someone did this to me in the funniest way that I told them they can take my place

No. 816217

>>816212
she's just kinning you, anon

No. 816219

>>816214
>>816217
I just found it kind of weird because they weren't even making a joke or anything though it was like a semi serious topic and they were just adding more info to what I said, so I didn't get why they didn't just make their own post? idk who knows, maybe they were kidding

No. 816221

It's kinda funny when you see someone post bait, and then delete their post a couple minutes afterward. I wonder what makes them delete.

No. 816224

>>816219
Maybe they didn't know what "samefag" meant. Like, they thought it just meant "same".

No. 816226

>>816221
I delete posts sometimes because I didn't like my wording or stopped caring after I typed it out. I don't think most would come off as bait but now I'm self-conscious lol. maybe those anons are the same way though

No. 816227

>>816226
Ohhh I didn't think of that but that actually would make a lot more sense in the context

No. 816230

>>816227
sorry I meant to reply to this anon! >>816224

No. 816231

>>816226
Nah, I mean posts that come off as obvious bait. Just a couple minutes ago someone posted "Palestine isn't a country. Fuck Muslims." in the celeb thread and then deleted it. Maybe jannies got rid of it though.

No. 816233

>>816221
Same as other anon, I delete stuff frequently because I realise it's going to cause a fight and I don't actually care, or if I wrote something really unclearly

No. 816235

>>816231
Maybe realized they would catch a ban, I don't know really. It's funny to think they chickened out but then why even try then

No. 816241

Can any Sinead OConnor heads explain to me what the fuck has been going on with her for the last few years? I only ever had a baseline knowledge about her but I fell down a bit of a rabbithole about her recently. I saw a few years back she had some sort of BPD meltdown on facebook live about how she has no one in her life aside from her psychiatrist. And now within the last few years she’s converted to islam and wears hijabs. How did she go from seemingly being a devout catholic (I don’t know if i’m getting a wrong read on this. I know she is extremely critical of the church and the pope) to converting to Islam?

No. 816244

>>816241
Mental illness luv x

No. 816248

Either I'm missing the point of what a Stacy is or I just don't want to be one. I want to be a self sufficient weird old lady, I want to be healthy enough to live an independent life but I don't want to care about having a hot figure or if my haircut is flattering or whatever. I like wasting time watching tv and complaining about stuff.

No. 816276

>>816248
I think Stacy is just a concept

No. 816280

>>815772
Yes. Now come with me and I'll tell you which celebrities are closet troons, which ones are MK Ultra subjects and which ones are Freemasons. I can also show you numerical patterns that definitely mean something, I just don't know what.

I'm autistic and not entirely sure if you're joking, if you're not: no I don't think that's schizo. Seeing patterns in numbers is a common phenomenon and those thoughts aren't bad until they start telling you other stuff like you're being watched, people are after you, etc.

No. 816292

I just wrote up a neg review and the word count is exactly 420 kek

No. 816298

I hate how some series I enjoy are stupid or immature. Absolute chuuni tier trash. But that's why I like them. It's just that some nerds are very no fun allowed and think that a certain medium should strictly be "mature" and reflect the real modern world with character studies 24/7. Little do they know I actually start to dislike some characters/shows if they seem to "real" or remind me too much of someone I know. Why else do they think I watch this shit. Idk where I'm going with this, just hate how I can only shitpost things I like with either teenagers or tumblr users cuz everyone else is 2keewl for fun fighting cartoons.

No. 816301

>>816248
A Stacy is a stereotype of what image board dwellers imagines a popular young woman is like. It's not real life.

No. 816318

I've been trying to find this specific post on here for a while now and it's driving me insane.

No. 816321

I think it is funny how people in the northern countries in Europe always shill the "mediterranean diet" as this glorified way of eating that will magically cure all of your health problems. But the reality is that the people here get diabetes from their stupid oh so healthy diet bc they just drown everything in olive oil.

No. 816323

File: 1622027760255.jpeg (2.15 KB, 246x205, images (2).jpeg)

Stop reading lolcow and go look at the moon.

No. 816328

>>816323
Ma'am, we have 1pm, what moon

No. 816330

>>816323
Bitch it's lunchtime

No. 816332

>>816323
It's 7:26 am

No. 816334

>>816323
it's 13:30

No. 816335

>>816323
Me when I'm trying to find a werewolf gf.

No. 816336

It's 12:31 and I'm attracted to Jim Lahey

No. 816338

reading the stacy thread and eating shredded parmesan cheese with a fork

No. 816339

>>816338
peak stacy behavior

No. 816358

>>814282
hahaha this is such a dramatic introduction even by anime standards. I remember ashamedly rewatching this a few years ago and being paranoid my flatmates would hear and judge me.

No. 816411

>>816336
my ex would watch that show all the time and i secretly pined for him instead

No. 816422

when i was still learning bonglish i thought that “kidney” was a word for uterus because you know, “kid”ney, kek.

No. 816535

i don't recognize 1/3 of the people discussed in celebricows, am i old?

No. 816537

>>816535
*one third

No. 816542

File: 1622049952327.jpeg (77.38 KB, 750x401, B7DB3263-ECCA-4A28-8392-D8D419…)

Bts meal dropped today you know what I’m eating

No. 816557

>>816542
i knew the meals were gonna be basic but they didn't even try ! They could at least make the packaging purple or shit. I hate BTS, I hate McDo, i hate corporations !!

No. 816580

File: 1622051292852.jpeg (380.88 KB, 1200x1200, 318066E4-4A8E-4028-B2B0-06B7C0…)

>>816542
The fact that it’s just chicken nuggets and a coke pisses me off. I’m eating it on the way to my grandma’s wake tomorrow though. One of my biggest memories of her was sitting in her lap and eating mcdonalds in a limo as we left a different funeral, well over a decade ago.

No. 816597

File: 1622052350330.gif (138.77 KB, 480x480, giphy (1).gif)

Do any of you here still read blogs? How do you find new ones that still update to follow? The Bloglovin search feature is garbage.

No. 816599

>>816542
What a great marketing scheme

No. 816601

>>816542
Where's that anon who posted the fanmade mock-ups not too long ago? I'm mourning what we could have had.

No. 816603

>>816542
I don't get people buying into this shit, it's literally just fries, nuggets and cola. I wouldn't get it if it had special custom packaging either, but I especially don't get this and why you're voluntarily buying into such a transparant marketing scheme. They couldn't do a cool limited hamburger/meal customised by the BTS members or some shit?

No. 816607

>>816597
Reading blogs has become just another niche hobby for 30 somethings. But it was good while it was at its peak.

No. 816608

>>816603
>thinking they would eat mcdonalds

No. 816618

File: 1622053283738.jpeg (28.86 KB, 375x500, 97CE4777-F680-4B34-AD7B-A512A4…)

>>816601
Still here, and just as disappointed as you are.

>>816608
They literally have, on cam multiple times. They eat the shittiest chain food everywhere they go. But that’s enough kpopfagging for one day.

No. 816620

whew, just broke the news to my parents I broke up with my bf.

I put it off for months because I knew it would make mom sad and it did. Felt worse than the actual breakup kek, she liked him a lot. It was the best possible breakup, we're still friends and yet, she still cried.

No. 816650

>>816597
I do, there are some economy blogs I like to read and I only found them by googling something I wanted to look up.

No. 816655

>me, normally: I don't want to go out
>me, after two sips of beer: woo, let's go and party all night with strangers, let's have an adventure, pour me vodka
I remembered why I stopped drinking socially

No. 816678

I still like watching the MK11 CGI trailer cause it's kinda hot but goddamn that mumble rap was a horrible choice
especially compared to the OG MK theme

No. 816785

I hope my jaw click gets better once I’m not so stressed any more because fuuuuck I keep thinking I’m about to snap it apart when I bite a carrot

No. 816828

Have you ever (unintentionally) started a fight on LC?
I was the anon who asked about exercise and steroids unintentionally starting the small vs big clit fight. I'm really sorry

No. 816834

>>816828
Sometimes I have to cross my fingers before I post something I know could be considered unpopular here.

No. 816835

Today I was on the subway approaching my station, and from the corner of my eyes I've seen two chicks stan next to me. I noticed one had some really childish keyholders hanging from her pink backpack with the pricetags still on. Suddenly one asked something, and the backpack one replied in the deepest manly voice I ever heard. My reflection looked like I've just seen a ghost, so I tried to just look at my phone. It's wild living in 2021.

No. 816837

File: 1622063051801.jpg (54.14 KB, 862x428, 20210526_170254.jpg)

Everytime I go on tinder I feel queasy lol do women actually agree to hook up with these scrotes?

No. 816838

>>816828
yes. multiple times

No. 816839

>>816837
If they're really hot, probably yes. They could probably get laid by just posting 123. There are some really horny women out there.

No. 816840

File: 1622063301258.jpg (363.43 KB, 2048x1536, disastergirl.jpg)

>>816828
Yes. It's annoying at first but then I stop posting and just enjoy watching the chaos like picrel.

No. 816841

>>816839
Damn no wonder men are so pathetic now if they actually have women sleeping with them with messages like that…

No. 816851

>>816840
Me too, nonnie.

No. 816852

>>816840
I do the same, but I'm kind of worried when anons think it's still me posting. Although it shouldn't matter since it's all anon, and both me and shitflinging-chan can show up tomorrow like nothing happened.

No. 816866

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>>816828
Yep, never intentionally. I sometimes reply a few times to try to calm down the flames but eventually I just slink into the background and abandon lc for a day or two

No. 816954

Would love to have a romantic interest. Would love to even be invited on a night out.

No. 816983

Why do crotch goblins seem to randomly scream more than anytime in history? Seriously I swear I can't do anything without hearing several random screams. Ontop of that I live in an urban area and like once an hour some brat will scream for no reason

No. 816984

I can't get over how my friend wanted to me stop using AFAB. Alright bitch calm down you still have your pussy and boobs.

No. 816987

>>816828
By accident and unintentionally. Some anon got her panties in a wedgie because I used the term "East Coast" to refer to the general location I was living when I wasn't by a literal coast. What a time.

No. 816994

>>816983
It's because modern children's media is full of non-stop screaming, and post gen-x parents stopped giving a shit about how their kids behave in public. Mine (boomers) told me to never scream and shriek unless I was being murdered or something.

No. 817004


No. 817010

>>816828
I implied that someone's style of dress was weird/unconventional (it was definitely weird) and I did it out of pure curiosity cause I wanted to know why they would dress in such a completely very weird way.
Apparently that's a cardinal sin around here.
I didn't expect the reaction I got.
I thought I could be frank, but apparently not.

No. 817013

File: 1622080019088.jpeg (591.24 KB, 1280x720, potato.jpeg)

Just pimped out my ride. What do you guys think?

No. 817028

I'll sometimes try to find an anon when they accidentally dox themselves. I don't do anything with the info or even pry into their profiles. I usually find a social media page and move on. I feel creepy as fuck tho

No. 817030

>>817028
I've seen a couple anons say this before, but how the fuck do you even find someone's social media pages from a tiny profile pic.

No. 817031

>>816994
There's a family behind me and all their kids do is scream and then when the dad comes home from work he likes to scream with them too and let the street know what a cool fun dude he is but I swear tf he sounds like he's groaning half the time and I hate when the weather gets good because they live in their garden. Their child is currently screaming now and it's 3:15 in the morning

No. 817033

>>817010
was it that one time in one of the fashion threads over at /g/?

No. 817036

>>817030

you go through the followers list of whoever theyre trying to cowtip/expose until you find their pfp/profile

No. 817041

>>817036
Peak autism kek

No. 817045

>>817030
I only go digging if there's an email or more info to go by in their post or screenshot.

No. 817096

Never though I'd spend hours researching water bottles to find one that is eco friendly, a bit cheaper but also pretty.

No. 817150

The mtf thread tranny meltdown yesterday was the most entertained I've been on the internet for years. Everything is so boring now but that took me back to ye olde days.

No. 817181

my stomach and the part under my tiddies won't stop itching AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and for some reason there's creases/lines there? i don't even wear a bra wtf

No. 817184

>I hope they make a mod to hide forehead creases, it looks so ugly!!

My fucking god, why would you want that kind of mod for a game? I doubt the person has a smooth forehead 24/7

No. 817210

>>817181
did it just appear there? maybe you rolled onto something when you were sleeping? sometimes wake up with random indentations or bruises from rolling over onto something on my bed

No. 817213

hey nonnies I need a new phone wallpaper, post suggestions if you have any pls

No. 817217

File: 1622107952319.jpg (80 KB, 512x512, 11412-v5.jpg)

>>817213
What sort or color do you like? Here are some of mine

No. 817218

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No. 817219

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No. 817225

>>817217
I'm open to anything tbh, and thank you!!+

No. 817229

File: 1622109020023.jpg (236.87 KB, 500x1024, mj0001.jpg)

>>817225
Ok then here are some light colored ones

No. 817230

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No. 817231

File: 1622109122329.jpg (136.55 KB, 710x1136, IMG_20200202_225606_282.jpg)

I don't know a thing about my melody but she is cute

No. 817234

it’s 5 AM, i walked into my craft room and my curtain rod fell down right as I did

so i got on top of a stool to prop it back up again, but as i was fixing it the top of the stool came off and i was sent flying backwards lmao. i landed on my back and my elbows and now i’m just here licking my wounds and hurting a shit ton

can one of y’all pass me an ice pack please

No. 817235

>>816837
i feel you, anon. today someone messaged me on a different app saying "roses are red, the sky is blue. the fbi wants to steal my dick, can i hide it inside you?" expect he spelled roses wrong. checked his profile as i was typing this and it was cumbrained as hell. ew

No. 817236

File: 1622109751041.gif (Spoiler Image, 733.67 KB, 250x250, BrownAnguishedAmazonparrot-siz…)

>>817234
Sounds like some paranormal shit

No. 817246

I was gonna go write my paper but I made a cup of camomille and ginger tea and I imagined two best friends called camomille and ginger and now I'm loading the sims to add them to my game

No. 817255

Ok so maybe my GP was right to suggest diazepam before I go out. Maybe wanting to fight random people in the supermarket because they were rude or inconsiderate isn't normal.
I still think people who don't say "excuse me" or "thank you" deserve to get punched though. Manners cost nothing.

No. 817260

File: 1622113249296.jpg (26.6 KB, 500x281, Diazepam.jpg)

>>817255
Diazepam is absolutely based

No. 817264

>>817260
Based anon. I love to think "Wow, I'm just like Solid Snake!" every time I take it kek. I also had the codec sound as my ringtone for a long time.

No. 817269

>>817264
Kek anon I love you and I'm glad you got medication to help you

No. 817271

>>817264
>I love to think "Wow, I'm just like Solid Snake!" every time I take it kek. I also had the codec sound as my ringtone for a long time.
We are literally the same person lmfao

No. 817274

>>817255
I noticed that strangers don't ever say excuse me or thank you to me so I stopped saying it instead of feeling like a cuck pollyanna

No. 817282

>>817210
it's been there for several years since my early 20's. also i usually sleep on my side, i don't think i move around that much to have deep titty + stomach creases plus they never leave even after sitting up/awake for the whole day or showering

No. 817302

>>817031
At that point it's public indecency

No. 817323

Reject anti-competitive market, return to piracy.

No. 817326


No. 817327

I never bothered trying to understand the imperial measurements, so when I was some anons talking about being near 100 pounds or wanting it to be two digits in the past, I didn't realize they were fucking anachans (or they must be extremely short). Only realize because I went to check out my weight in pounds for curiosity.

No. 817328

File: 1622123537978.jpeg (439.79 KB, 750x611, 0F34A5F6-2675-49D7-A203-0F0D25…)

this is what we have to choose when it comes to men. you might think they’re normal but one day you’ll go through their phone and find a bunch of loli porn on it. i hate this world

No. 817331

File: 1622124078211.jpeg (27.96 KB, 253x275, 425C6DE8-55F7-4840-9F06-680AA7…)

The anons that bothered looking up and posting photos and info of that chijo degen in the mtf thread are very sexy and cool. I love when that happens.

No. 817334

>>817255
Every time I go to the supermarket I leave filled with rage. It’s like a centralized location for people to act like assholes and disregard each other. I’m always so envious of people who are able to stop in at a grocery store and maintain a light, happy mood.

No. 817335


No. 817342

>>817323
Based
>>817331
I had a good laugh at his threads, the mento illness

No. 817353

File: 1622127678121.png (Spoiler Image, 912.73 KB, 953x1440, IMG_20210527_095633.png)

imagine asking chris evans to sign this

No. 817356

>>817328
I don't even get this image, STEM is dominted by men anyway.

No. 817365

>>817356
It summarizes perpetually online men. More or less they’re all like that.
>>817328
By the time he checks off 3 of those things you’re better off leaving.

No. 817374

>>817353
I would after telling him that i am disappointed because of his leaked dick pick, I expected something huge for some reason.

No. 817409

File: 1622131992689.jpg (58.08 KB, 360x324, EoLLCGyVQAAfGLM.jpg)

When I was a kid I watched an Agent Oso Christmas special that had the mc visit 3 kids. One celebrating Christmas, the other Hanukkah, and the other Kwanzaa.
Now, I'm a europoor, so I don't have a really deep knowledge about African American culture. Little me saw the cartoon and thought "well, one is a Christian, the other a Jew, so the other one must be…"

Only maybe a year ago I found out that Kwanzaa was not, in fact, "Muslim Christmas". I felt completely derped.

No. 817414

At this point I check the Jujutsu thread solely for the pics

No. 817423

When I'm happier in myself I'm way less critical of others

No. 817426

File: 1622133767197.png (498.91 KB, 318x800, df23d419a18b68d2fca8a183b2c855…)

These are so good. I kicked my energy drink habit for a while but these motherfuckers are gonna make me start again

No. 817433

>>817426
What do they taste like?

No. 817436

>>817426
I usually hate the zero sugar ones. Flavor?

No. 817442

>>817433
>>817436
Pineapple! Surprisingly it's not super sweet but it also doesn't taste as weird as the white one. And it doesn't make my teeth feel weird like with other fruity drinks

No. 817458

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>>817426
ah, the Art Deco Aztec Monster. Have you tried the Papillon flavor, nonnie? it's my favorite right now

No. 817464

>>817328
Hands off KKB and Tomo-chan you fucking trannies

No. 817477

>>817458
That one's a bit too sweet for my tastes but I really like the butterfly art and the peach color of the can. I feel like the can is way too pretty to be an energy drink kek

No. 817489

File: 1622138393421.jpeg (28.66 KB, 600x459, CybuEaUVIAAF_HV.jpeg)

>>814282
SONO TE HANASANAIDE! HANASANAIDE!

No. 817491

>>817464
Right, what does Tomo-chan have to do with trannies? She's the opposite of a tranny

No. 817497

>>817335
because it's FREE BITCH

No. 817503

>>817323
I can't believe people nowadays are scared to pirate nowadays… I talked about a series with some classmate about a year or two ago, and they said it was taken down from whatever platform they were watching, so they never finished it. When I asked why they won't just watch it on website, especially since they wouldn't even have to pay for it this way, either, they looked at me as if I just shot someone and told me "Anon, that's illegal!". Jaywalking is too, and I saw you go over red just the other day, you hypocrite.

No. 817505

File: 1622139635946.jpeg (184.42 KB, 647x950, Face_Removals_Scarfolk_Blogspo…)

>>816597
just Scarfolk Council

No. 817506

>>817503
I'm dumb and don't understand torrents but I used to use a service called cloudload, it'd make the process easy and then store your downloads for you.

The card that I used to pay the lil fee every month expired and I never renewed my account. Looked into it again lately and the service was down but people were still getting charged every month for ages afterwards. Felt bad for them but relieved for me lol

No. 817511

>>817503
lol I torrent occasionally but i'm paranoid that i'll get caught somehow, I use a vpn of course but I always think i'm going to blow my cover or something. i'm not tech literate at all. I did get a bigger xhd and im going to set up a permanent plex server on my old laptop though

No. 817520

>>817506
pirating isn't just downloading torrents. direct downloading is good as well, and even safer.
i probably save my poorfag ass $600 a year avoiding subscriptions alone by downloading cracks of apps and programs. doesn't count towards the music and games i dl and the shows i stream elsewhere.

No. 817524

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>>817503
I can't believe they manage to scam a generation into believing that refusing to accept anti-consumerist practices is somehow a moral failing. Zoomers genuinely believe not paying for 20 shitty streaming services and """"exclusives"""" is hurting content creators themselves. There are so many pieces of media that I would have never looked at and never became direct paying supporter of if not for piracy.
Wise man once said "Piracy is almost always a service problem".
>>817506
Just google "how to torrent safely" anon.

No. 817525

>>817524
I disagree. I think zoomers are just lazy and don't want to put the research into pirating or other things because they've had everything handed to them on a platter since most stuff is easily accessible for them. Privileged zoomers will never understand waiting 48 hours for 2 gb torrent to finish up. But there's already a thread for the generational discussion.

No. 817526

>>817503
I stopped torrenting because the obscure shit I liked never had any seeds so I would hope and pray to find one with a decent seed count that meant I wouldn't be downloading for 70 hours at a time, but this was also dinosaur times

No. 817534

File: 1622141516668.jpg (34.63 KB, 852x480, 3.jpg)

>>817503
I have some younger friends and they have actual Netflix subscriptions when they barely speak enligsh, most shit doesn't even get subs in our language, if they even appear in our country's distribution's catalogue. I have no idea why the fuck you'd pay for any streaming service in any little european country.

No. 817543

>>817323
Kek glad my SEA country still has great piracy culture because we're poor and we don't give a fuck about giving burgers or the nips money when we can use that money on local businesses. It makes me nostalgic for early 2000s internet to be in sekrit g**gle drive groups.

No. 817549

>>817491
Something something Tomo-chan wants to be seen as a woman something something a tomboy is literally same as a non-passing AGP

No. 817559

File: 1622143795418.jpeg (316.9 KB, 746x611, D1790509-3A8B-44E4-BBE7-F49D14…)

beware ladies we are leaking out into the mainstream

No. 817560

>>817526
i'm into obscure cinema too and the amount of stuff you can find on torrent sites now is amazing. criterion releases for classic movies, shit from thailand or germany, hongkong flicks from the golden age, auteur shit, it's all there. try kickass torrents or even tpb (also i always shill libgen for books)

i've been pirating since the LimeWire days and shit has never been easier, plus all entertainment has been swallowed by megacorporations now so i feel even less guilty
yo ho ho bitch

No. 817566

>>817559
what website is this lol

No. 817569

>>817559
>The dark corners of the world
>Wanton cruelty
Idk if I'm just edgy but I think lolcow is pretty damn tame.

No. 817571

>>817559
Imagine thinking this little board is anything close to the dark corners of the internet. The /ot/ boards are full of loving advice from anons about constipation and the cow boards are just basic tier nitpicking about photoshopping and weight gain
We're probably more ad friendly than daytime news

No. 817573

>>817571
Agreed, the comments I see under articles from major news sites are 100x more vitriolic, unhinged and shit flingy than anything I've read here. People say lc anons are crazy but frankly I think most of the people here are more put together than supposed "normies" who fly off the handle at the mere mention of politics or discovering their favorite celeb is some kiddie diddler

No. 817579

>>817566
reddit kek

>>817573
I used to be a dailymail regular in high school who'd troll the site for fun and their commenters are vile. even backreading articles there looking for pics of actors that no other sites have I have to resist reading the comments knowing they're going to be inflammatory.

dailymail commenters tend to mingle with the notoriously reviled gossip blind site crazy days and nights, where the qanon spawn and boomer stupidity runs free

I'm surprised the poster didn't mention lipstick alley, they're objectively more unhinged than lc

No. 817586

>>817571
Normies only ever hear of our dramu boards. Which honestly attract the worst of them, eeeuugh.

No. 817588

>>817560
Beyond what anon said, I recommend checking out
https://www.reddit.com/r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH/wiki/index
whenever you need (or want) to download something. More sources than you need are listed, including regional ones.

No. 817590

>>817571
They think LC is kiwifarms meets /r9k/, because they literally can't imagine how different an imageboard is without males

No. 817592

>>817573
I think the Yahoo News comments section was the worst I've ever seen. I understand why they shut it down.
>>817503
They just don't know how to do it and are too lazy or scared to learn, a lot of the younger people are actually becoming more technologically illiterate.

No. 817604

>>817524
Most guides just say to use a VPN, and I don't know anything about them and don't wanna pay for that either

No. 817605

I get really uncomfortable when people cry and eat at the same time

No. 817609

File: 1622147056710.png (7.14 KB, 1501x98, sexism.png)

>>817579
Whenever I see lolcow mentioned on reddit, I expectantly await redditors posting on here, but immediately outing themselves when they try to defend certain groups of people kek

No. 817620

>>817604
It's worth it though anon

No. 817622

>>817609
Kek where was this

No. 817623

>>817622
meta if I remember right

No. 817625

It's so funny when people assume this site is full of males. The 180 they do when they realize gets me every time

No. 817639

>>817625
they don't even read the rules kek

No. 817641

File: 1622149035874.jpeg (77.88 KB, 750x749, 41AF968F-8602-4F7B-AEE7-576B26…)

wake up
dread life
post on /ot/
be ignored
post on /ot/ with intentionally inflammatory opinions
gets attention
play genshin
want to sleep forever
have mini rat appetite
be screeched at by deliberately avoiding ghetto banshee because I don’t know what to do
constantly dehydrated in love with water still

No. 817642


No. 817650

stop using persona 5 music as bg music for your videos

No. 817660

>>817650
You just unlocked a memory buried under two inches of dirt but buried nonetheless. If any of you ever have an orgy don't let them play persona 5 music in the background as atmosphere.

No. 817661

>>817559
So basically this guy is like us but ashamed of himself.

also
>dark corners of the world
this is so faggy kek

No. 817662

I always forget cherries exist until they're in season again then I nearly make myself sick eating them because they're so good

No. 817664

>>817662
I miss having a cherry tree in my backyard so much! I take a 2 hour trek for my fav cherries a few times a summer.

No. 817666

>>817660
Deets…? This sounds like a nightmarish fever dream kek

No. 817668

>>817660
Please say syke

>>817650
This is bugging me who this is, izyzz?

No. 817670

>>817668
>>817660
>>817666
what's wrong with Peesona 5 music?

No. 817673

>>817641
I feel okay when I see other bitches suffering. Is that bad?

No. 817681

>>817673
Not very empathetic, but if you're at least not reveling in it or anything it's not really out of the norm. Many people don't care about those who don't directly affect them.

No. 817683

schizo tranny is back in the mtf thread, proceed with caution

No. 817685

>>817609
At least he fits in at /meta/ where everyone would like to speak to the manager.

No. 817690

>>817683
Thanks for the headsup. Reported, I’ll go post on cc thread for now kek

No. 817693

>>817673
lmao anon I’m the samefag who made that post and you almost made me laugh. ily

No. 817696

My friend gave me some kimchi she made and I didn't know you can make it out of watermelon rinds. Good shit.

No. 817701

>>817693
Ly too anon we’ll get through this ♥

No. 817715

Every time I bake brownies I enjoy it for one bite then I feel sick. Too rich for me.

No. 817722

File: 1622155701306.jpeg (378.07 KB, 750x588, B139616E-31DD-42C0-AD09-83C6B6…)

Kek @ Jesus caring about gay rocks.

No. 817729

>>817715
This is me with pancakes. I love the idea of a huge stack on em but then one bite is usually enough before I'm sick of them again

No. 817744

>>817729
what do pancakes taste like? i know there are hard and fluffy ones but i never ate them

No. 817754

>>817744
Warm and thin sponge/chiffon cake. So good

No. 817775

>>817666
I'm sorry to disappoint but it's genuinely not interesting. Me, two friends, and two others fucked each other while high as balls and one of my friends felt the mood for it all should be a four hour loop of persona music from youtube. Even hearing the title persona makes me a bit bashful because of it all

No. 817777

>>817775
Personally I would die.

No. 817779

>>817744
Like shit. Pancakes suck, waffles are superior.

No. 817780

why does EVERY fucking character need an origin story now. even fucking willy wonka's getting one and is gonna be played by timothy bicycleseatface whatshisname. didn't he already get a backstory in the remake anyway?

No. 817791

>>817780
Did this happen because of the dancing tiktok Wonka guy? The inclusion of current teen heartthrob Timothee Faceyface really makes me think so

No. 817798

>be me
>Be called racist Asian slurs as kid despite being wonder bread white
>Never happens again after a certain age, must have been baseless
>Become weeb
>Witness other weebs try to pass as Asian and learn how fucked up and stupid that is
>Unbecome weeb
>Never bring up the Asian slurs thing to any friends ever in case it seems like I'm making it up like those weird weebs
>Today a man who has known me for years says that people think I'm part Asian
Bitch no I don't, what the hell?

No. 817809

>>817780
because cucks keep paying for it

it's basically an economic imperative on the part of movie studios etc. if they can make something that will make money, they do. it's that simple

so the answer to your question is because normies are piggies who like slop

No. 817845

is GERD the hot new trend for scrotes to get attention with? Isn't it just a frequent form of acid reflux caused mostly by obesity or poor diet that you maybe sometimes have to get some prescribed version of antacids for? I don't doubt it sucks, it just seems weird to fish for sympathy using a condition that essentially tells on how badly you take care of yourself. Maybe there's something I'm missing kek

No. 817848

>>817845
I suspect it has something to do with Corpse Husband faggot ass

No. 817856

I wonder if the tranny sperg is esl or something. he always uses the exact same insult like a broken record, like a 2 year old that just learned a new word for the first time (and I'm talking outside the spam, when he attempts at forming sentences). He can't come up with anything remotely different or creative. Even for trolling purposes it's so dull.

No. 817862

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I'm not like others girls, in the same way no girl is like any other girl. We're all unique from each other in big & little ways and that's beautiful.

No. 817863

>>817862
wholesome

No. 817876

>>817856
trannies are just low iq, they all have some form of mild retardation

No. 817905

File: 1622185131302.png (43.86 KB, 526x306, 20210528_084956.png)

An anon replying confirmed that this is a serious debate.
How is this a debate?! There's no debate here, putting cream first is obviously the right way. It makes sense to put cream first because it's denser. If you put cream first them jam all spreads out nicely and separately. If you put jam first and try spread the cream it mixes and spreads uneven.
I have a very low opinion of Cornwall now.

No. 817909

>>817798
this you

No. 817950

The exterminators came today. Please pray for me so the stuff works and my blood won't get sucked tonight

No. 817977

A woman on instagram I really liked bc she posted fun little misandry memes and was always really relatable now goes by they/she and is talking about starting an onlyfans. I know it’s dumb but it makes me sad that everyone is slowly succumbing to the libfem brain rot.

No. 818014

>>817426
i need to try this so bad because i think the pineapple flavor could work really well on a monster but its not available in my country … guess i'll have to stick to mango loco or >>817458

No. 818055

I want to be based and pinkpilled and stop wearing makeup but do eyeliner take pretty selfie make happy chemical

No. 818179

File: 1622216924783.jpg (129.54 KB, 640x872, 1607606660129.jpg)

I've had this picture on my computer idk how long, but I always keep forgetting about it until I get around to sorting out the pictures on my desktop and losing my shit whenever I come to this one and end up keeping it. Kawaii neko maid Mads is absolutely sacrilegious but I can't bring myself to delete him.

No. 818185

This is just a silly tiny rant. So, I live in a conservative, right leaning country that doesn't have a long history of immigration and I was watching this foodie TV show where a reporter did an interview with a Chinese chef who's somewhat famous in this country. Most of the people here treat people from other cultures as a sort of curiosity and as 'others'. I could tell that he was trying real hard to be open minded but still some of the stuff he said to the chef was so cringy to me
>'You have a samurai tattoo?? Isn't that like, Japanese though haha?'
>'Ahh, so all the people working in the kitchen are Chinese? That makes sense, haha, I guess they must be better at making Chinese dishes than locals'
>'I've been told to say 'ni hao' when I go to places like this. NI HAOOO!!!'
>Comments under the video are full of racist shit like 'You ate dog or catmeat and you don't even know it' or 'Chinese should go back to China' or 'Bat soup recipe when?' or they are just making fun of the chef's accent
I hate living in a country where people lack empathy ffs

No. 818210

>>818185
Which country?

No. 818214

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I randomly remembered how much I loved this toothpaste when I was a kid. Tasted sooo good. Like strawberry bubblegum

No. 818217

>>818185
>>818210
nta but I remember there being 2 south-east Asian (who I think was maybe Chinese?), with one of them being a woman and the other being a man, who was being interviewed and I remember the female presenter constantly saying 'Why are Chinese people so good at maths?' and other stereotypical stuff about Chinese people. Idk if anon and I watched the same interview but it was extremely cringy

No. 818224

>>818214
Shit I remember it too! It was so nice but I only had it at sleepovers because it was too boujee for my broke ass family

No. 818228

File: 1622221877198.png (268.33 KB, 468x468, gi9jpsjyivl21.png)

sometimes I start writing a post or a reply to someone else and just quit halfway through bc I realize it's not worth my energy

especially when it's something that could potentially devolve into a stupid argument

No. 818230

>>818228
I wish I had your empathy and restraint. I post dumbass hot takes in the unpopular opinions thread that I regret 2 seconds later when 50 anons respond with good points, and the thread devolves into infighting

No. 818245

>>818214
not related to your post much but it kinda feels like one of my wisdom teeth is growing back in. fucked up if you ask me

No. 818247

>>818185
This sounds like Poland / shit that happens in "breakfast-time broadcast" in polish tv

No. 818259

>>818247
My thoughts exactly. Remember tho when they triggered the kpopfags and had to apologize to calm their wrath? That was fucking hilarious, and I say that as someone who cannot tell Jimincel from Jungcuck or whatever

No. 818260

>>818230
nah fam. i do the same shit. it's not restraint it's depression.

No. 818262

>>818259
The funniest / cringest is that it's the tv branding itself as the "progressive" one. The backlash and apology were pretty entertaining to watch

No. 818284

>>818185
>Bat soup recipe when
that's kinda funny ngl

No. 818285

File: 1622226348242.jpg (326.49 KB, 960x1280, 1482862354668.jpg)

>Goes into manga shop
>There are a group of teenagers
>'yeah this manga is really old, it's still super good though'
>What 80s manga are teenagers reading-
>They're talking about death note
Am I getting old already nonnies?

No. 818289

>>818285
I'm a zoomer and death note ain't that old. Lions don't concern themselves with the opinion of sheep

No. 818293

>>818285
Anything that's been around for over a year is "old" to teenagers.

No. 818299

>>818210
Hungary

No. 818323

File: 1622230277120.gif (47.66 KB, 100x100, 321a1b6ad_c9049002_100.gif)

>>818285
Death note was made in 2003, 18 years ago. So I'd say yes.
Still have very fond memories of it when it got popular here back in '06. Especially on deviant art.

No. 818326

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>>818323
I'm so old

No. 818329

I downloaded Osomatsu-san because of those 2 hornyposters. I honestly thought the show would have more virgin rage or something. I need to set my horniness straight.

No. 818333

>>818326
>I'm so old
You and me, nona. You and me

No. 818340

wallpaper anons give me something for a laptop screen. preferably in dark tones, or a mix of dark and light. thanks in advance

No. 818363

File: 1622235188162.png (3.85 MB, 1920x1080, corridor of chameleons.png)

>>818340
We have a wallpaper thread… somewhere. Here is one I made

No. 818399

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>tfw no rich foreign bf to bring most of the money while u do ur dumb art projects

No. 818402

>>818399
isn’t this marza maria malaria

No. 818410

>>818055
Bitch me too. Not to sound libfem but I feel cute when I do a nice lil eyeshadow look.

No. 818423

I could lie and bullshit to you all and say yeah I've been in love. Maybe even twice, three or four times, TOP. but have I ever felt safe enough to sing in front of anyone apart from that one year in the choir. No. Have I ever been in love then? Evidently fucking not.

No. 818425

>>818423
And I love to sing. Would love to share the activity with someone I love some day. I'll keep the faith. Shout out to everyone but my exes.

No. 818428

>>818399
kind of an icon tbh

No. 818431

>>818425
I love singing too but the thought of doing it in front anyone makes me wanna barf. I've posted anonymous recordings for feedback but I was too chicken shit to go back and read the comments kek

No. 818447

>>818425
I still dream about singing cheesy duets with someone, specially if we do a dumbass choreography together.

No. 818456

I can't help but smile when I notice the girls who made my life shit growing up taking their selfies closer and closer to their face because they're getting so fat

No. 818465

People should call pick mes "smegmaids" more often

No. 818466

There's a fly in my apartment and this fucker is so fast it's nearly impossible to kill. This motherfucker is a Stacy fly

No. 818468

One day my grandma just came to collect most of my toys, took them to the storage and told me I didn't need them anymore. Weird.

No. 818472

File: 1622252200335.gif (83.08 KB, 640x480, Windows XP.gif)

>>818326
I feel you. But I'm happy I got to experience 2006-2009 anime/internet culture.

No. 818497

>>818456
love watching shitty people get fat! one of life's greatest pleasures

No. 818509

>>818465
That's brilliant

No. 818511

>>818285
Damn it, that hurts.

>>818289
based

No. 818547

I'm not the biggest Doja fan but this is so sick

No. 818565

File: 1622265279224.jpg (80.05 KB, 827x827, 1621827230321.jpg)

I JUST MADE AN ENTIRE WEBSITE OF RADFEM ARGUMENTS AND RESOURCES SO I CAN PEAK MY FRIEND ITS 1 AM I HAVE NO REGRETSS AHAHHA

No. 818569

I'm trying to watch Nightcrawler but it's so disturbing. Idk if I can finish it.

No. 818572

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I think that if I had sex dreams every night, or at least more often, I'd wake up way more energized everyday

No. 818573

>>818565
Hope your peaking endeavors are successful, queen!

No. 818579

>>818565
Interested, link??

No. 818588

>>818579
https://sites.google.com/view/radicalfeministcollection/home
had to repost to make a bit of changes, but im super afraid of being doxxed but I think I'll be fine.

No. 818593

File: 1622270151078.gif (2.96 MB, 540x450, original.gif)

>>818588
nta but this is beautiful anon

No. 818602

>>818588
stay safe anon and good luck peaking. collecting resources is good but if your friend is deep into gender shit the cult-like nature may make logic useless.

No. 818603

armchair diagnosis is just real person headcanons. those who do it are no better than fandom kids who insist jotaro kujo has autism or something

No. 818605

>>818588
Thank you so much, I'm using it in the future too for myself and others so please never delete it. You'll be 100% fine, dont worry about doxing, you did a good job!!!

No. 818612

I have books so bad I'm actually burning them

No. 818614

>>818612
Which ones?

No. 818615

>>818614
Simon Hanselmann's work. I don't even want to sell them

No. 818618

File: 1622273880507.jpg (243.5 KB, 499x750, original (3).jpg)

If you wanna know if a remote control's working or not, look at the lightbulb in the front through the camera on your phone, if you can see a light blink when you push the buttons, it works. If it doesn't, it's broken or out of batteries.

No. 818619

>>818615
Recycle it
Or turn it into paper clay/papier mache
Or use it to do other crafts, like to tearing its pages and making collages in journals or other stuff

No. 818622

>>818615
Why not just dump them off for free at a thriftstore

No. 818623

>>818615
use it as tp. best use tbh

No. 818624

god i wish i was a baka gaijin-san spending $50 on some sweatshop quality pokemon plushies whilst yelling indoors

No. 818637

>>818622
The less they are read the better. They are bonfire fuel for this weekend

No. 818711

File: 1622284993212.png (73.25 KB, 254x154, oooo my new tank.png)

thanks to the celebrities that look like you thread i was able to find a woman who looks exactly like me. i have confirmed that i look like an inbred medieval peasant. god bless. would anyone like some gruel? stale bread perhaps?

No. 818729

>>818711
I'd hire you as my lady in waiting anon

No. 818733

I got a fb notification for a recommended friend I have no mutuals of but I knew some of his mates back in the day. He's from my hometown, I use to see him in town. He's very cute imo and his photo caused a reaction that felt so foreign to me. Desire. Please lord, let us connect!

No. 818737

I have two-step verification for Instagram after mysterious things happened on my account, and I just now got a notification that someone living in a completely different city requested to log in 5 days ago. I also now remember that Instagram asked me to change my password 5 days ago. Fuck.

No. 818738

It's so creepy to me that as soon as you enter a new phone number in your phone, Facebook recommends that person as someone you might know

No. 818739

>>818729
thank you nonnie. may we survive the plague

No. 818741

Read one of the articles from based radfem-website-nonnies resources, and now I learned fucking 16 year-olds are already buying anti-aging shit and scan themselves for wrinkles daily, and it's so insane to me. They're scared to even touch their faces when it's not oiled up because of "pulling the skin" and causing premature wrinkles.

No. 818746

File: 1622290843552.jpg (51.68 KB, 500x571, IMG_20190811_040033.jpg)

I've been holding on to this picture for years and have never gotten a chance to use it. I'm not close enough to anyone to respond to a selfie with it. Someday..

No. 818748

>>818746
Stealing this picture for the same purposes even though I'll probably have the same problem with not getting an opportunity to use it.

No. 818750

File: 1622291256803.jpg (56.24 KB, 626x668, cartoon-smiling-officer-police…)

>>818748
Just because anon shared it, does not mean you get to steal it, criminal scum

No. 818752

>>818746
prolly use this later on today. juststacythings…

No. 818754

>>818752
god bless, i will live vicariously through you, staceychan

No. 818756

File: 1622291879102.gif (646.9 KB, 1334x2000, 1615774541226.gif)

>>818750
You'll never catch me alive

No. 818777

Love listening to ancient languges

No. 818791

been on this place for years and i just turned 18 so imma leave this shithole cus im too old for this kind of behavior anymore

bye bitches :p

No. 818793

>>818791
Thank fuck.

No. 818795

>>818793
why are you so glad i turned 18. . .
very suspicious behavior

No. 818796

>>818795
Thought U were fucking off.

No. 818797

>>818791
you should still get banned for posting while under 18
Also:
>bye bitches :p
imagine still using emojis like a newfag bitch. Hope it's a shitty bait

No. 818798

File: 1622296451217.gif (Spoiler Image, 898.48 KB, 487x560, 03C36CC7-9CEC-4467-9322-0FE9FB…)

>>818795
I’m glad you’re 18 years old because that means you’re legally responsible of everything you do, so you better act like a good citizen unless you want to sing the happy birthday song in jail.

No. 818803

>>818798
Wow a whole 18 years old. Truly a remarkable feat. I remember waking up on 18th birthday suddenly with the knowledge of every adult on the planet. Truly very big brained. Shit's insane when you get to 21 and get handed an island to govern with due to all your experience.

No. 818811

>>818803
Okay nonnie, then let’s hope for the majority of age to get moved to 25 so you can act like a child for longer.

No. 818814

>>818791
jesus christ I'm not saying I'm an icon of maturity but at least I wasn't this cringe at 18

No. 818824

i lurked here since i was like 15 but didn't post at all until i turned 18 because i was so paranoid about my age somehow being known

No. 818835

>>818824
At least you lurked, I didn’t even get into any page that said it was for 18+ years old people until I was actually 18 years old, I just didn’t want to break the rules.

No. 818843

>>818824
I remember finding 4chan when I was a clueless 11 year old in 2008. I made my first post in a thread with a prompt like ">your age, >your favorite x", while being truthful about my age of course. I subsequently got banned for being underage, but I didn't make the connection between the post and the ban right away, so I was super paranoid thinking they somehow knew who I was.
Unfortunately this didn't stop me from wasting the rest of my formative years there.

No. 818862

one thing that I always find dumb is when people, even farmers, say 'oh men's standards are so low, they'll fuck anything, even a hotpocket' because in my mind, if a guy did stick his dick in a hotpocket he wouldn't be fucking it, he'd just be using it to masturbate

like, I've masturbated with things like pens and hairbrush handles over the years before I ever got a dildo but I don't say 'I fucked' a pen or a hairbrush, you know and I don't count using my dildo as 'fucking' it? there was that one anon who handcrafted her own dildo from tape and various other household supplies but I wouldn't use that at evidence that 'women will fuck anything' cause it was just a tool to masturbate with

people will say 'men will fuck [random object]' as an extension of the fact that for a lot of men a woman's looks or personality don't come into play when they just want to make their dick feel good. but a man being willing to sleep with literally anyone with a vagina or a man willing to put his dick into a foregin object are vastly different things. one is sex and one is just masturbation

No. 818867

I don't feel that my views on feminism are compatible with any existing branch of feminism. Libfems think I'm an evil terven ovary-worshipping sex-hating radfem and radfems think I'm a porn-loving genderist handmaid libfem, but there are aspects of both liberal feminism and radical feminism that I heavily agree with and heavily disagree with. The aggressive vocal minorities who have come to represent both sides don't want there to be any room for discussion or nuance. I feel isolated.

No. 818869

i hate how people in tv dramas always breathe so heavily and the other half the time they sound like they're moaning

No. 818872

>>818862
Most of the complains about how bed lovers men are exactly because they treat sex (especially casual sex) like masturbation, and women like high grade sex dolls that will perform all kinds of shit whether it's enjoyable for them or not. So I don't see how that doesn't fit. The exact problem is that men treat sex like assisted masturbation.

No. 818892

>>818791
That explains the low quality of many of the posts on here recently.

No. 818896

>>818872
I totally agree with you on this point, I know a lot of men treat women as little more than masturbation tools.

if I was uncontrollably horny there are plently of things I'd stick in my vagina but under no circumstances would I have sex with a man I had no connection with. for me, willingness to masturbate with random objects has nothing to do with willingness to have sex with literally anyone. maybe it really is different for men

do you think the line between masturbation and sex is a lot thinner for men since a lot of them genuinely do just see women as a way to get off?

No. 818899

At this point I believe that PT will either be homeless or ends up in a closed mental institution.

No. 818905

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I LOVE MOE TRASH I REFUSE TO FEEL BAD ABOUT IT ANY LONGER
FUCK TRANNIES FUCK JANNIES FUCK SCROTES
ALL YOUR WAIFUS ARE BELONG TO ME

No. 818910

>>818905
Moe trash is only acceptable when there are no males whatsoever.

This is a fact even scrotes would agree with.

No. 818915

>>818905
I always thought this dude was a butch lesbian.

No. 818922

>>818905
Based anonette

No. 818935

>>818915
Not to brag but I literally look like that. Io is a lesbian headcanonically.

No. 818936

Why do dog owners with really filthy homes allow their dogs to shit on newspaper…it's such a specific brand of filth/trashiness and it's weirdly common among dirty ass dog owners

No. 818976

Who thought it would be a good idea to put 100% cocoa bars among still dark chocolate but edible ones???? I hate wasting food but it's so bitter it makes me want to cry. Also everytime I think I can manage eating a full one but I haven't made it yet.

No. 818982

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>haven't talked to bf entire day
>he doesn't call or write
>I didn't call or write because he's not doing it either
>see if he'll do anything the whole day
>he doesn't
>in the end call him
>ask him "why didn't you call or write"
>he asks me the same thing
>says he more often does the initiating even though it's not true and i regularly call him
there was no possible way to win this was there? he could've just called lmao, i refuse to believe we were BOTH being petty and seeing if the other would call first

No. 818983

>>818976
Maybe use it to make delicious handmade chocolate ganache?

No. 818985

it's cold today i wish i had a moid to snuggle with

No. 818989

>>818976
Just save it for when you can use it to bake something with it. You can save pure dark chocolate for a long ass time when it's unopened and stored properly.

No. 819012

damn and just when i thought the site was going down for good and i could finally get a life

No. 819025

>>819012
samefagging cause i got nothing better to do but does anyone else get dizzy from drinking iced tea

No. 819029

>>818983
>>818989
Yes that's probably what I'll be doing from now on. Even though cooking is a whole other beast lol

No. 819032

I don't feel well anons, I think I'm gonna go sleep now
Good night!

No. 819053

My family thinks sexist means sexual. So they will say stuff like "I don't to watch this movie, it seems so sexist" because there's an implied sex scene, or "This music is so sexist, turn it off!" when it's your run of the mill pop (though sexist wouldn't always be wrong in this case I guess kek). I won't explain the difference to them.

No. 819054

>>819032
Get better, I'm also going to bed, smooches.

No. 819090

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I’m editing some dumbass matching profile pictures for me and my best friend, I hope it cheers her up.

No. 819125

>>819090
This is so cute!

No. 819131

I can only talk to men for longer than 5 minutes when drunk but I'm discovering this when I'm 30 instead of 19 this is so dumb I'm home now I'm blasting Guilty Gear music they don't even know they don't even know how to sage

No. 819133

>>819053
haha you'd think someone else would eventually hear it and correct them, but you're right it's too hilarious

No. 819134

Anybody watched Cruella? I want to know if it's worth it

No. 819136

>>819134
Not yet, but instead of paying extra for it you can always find it on pirate sites. Moment I heard it supposedly costs extra money and realized I can't buy it (leeching off someone else's d+) I decided I'll probably end up pirating kek

No. 819142

>>819136
That's what I was going to do, I just wanted to know if it's worth my time kek

No. 819146

File: 1622347846453.png (1.4 MB, 1080x1485, Screenshot_20210529-200442(1).…)

….i dont get it

No. 819152

>>819146
it's just a shitpost anon

No. 819160

>>818746
This is crazy, I deleted this picture the other day because I also had it saved but never used it

No. 819183

>obnoxious white gay I know irl bc of university is on twitter, he becomes my personal cow
>dude became a recruiter because of connections and admitted to hiring his now bf for an internship just because he's hot, won't stop bitching about his coworkers and candidates even though it's easy as fuck to find these people online and tell them
> sometimes posts official, confidential documents with stupid captions like "I hate working :(", doesn't realize this could get him in trouble
>poor guy started following me at some point and wouldnt stop replying to my tweets and trying to befriend me because he didn't recognize me
>he follows his bff (I also know him from uni) on twitter who has his own small company for publishing
>I'm surprised he seems so serious here as he gives sound writing advice and give updates about his VN project
>suddenly, he posts some slutty selfies showing his abs with his ugly fave croped out or with several filters, on his professional page that he shows to potential clients and investors
>mfw remembered all these girls in uni who complained about this ugly manlet sending them weird as fuck half naked pics or pumping and dumping them
I'm wondering how all of this will backfire on them.

No. 819265

>>819160
we are sisters

No. 819269

>>819146
Joke about mens poor grasp on female anatomy

No. 819279

File: 1622370323305.jpg (45.33 KB, 720x1040, FB_IMG_1622269964731.jpg)

>Getting ready for a job exam even though I slept like 2 hours this night at best
>Doesn't matter cause I'm still gonna get it
I believe in myself nonnas

No. 819299

>>819279
Break a leg!

No. 819331

File: 1622378138684.jpeg (122.01 KB, 749x1200, 1613440360836.jpeg)

What kind of face are you supposed to make when your friend tells you the guy she was seeing dumped her because he's going on the bachelorette?

No. 819347

I'm 30 now and idk why but I enjoy wearing revealing/tight clothes more than ever. It makes just throwing on an outfit so easy.

No. 819357

>>819146
Men aren’t funny

No. 819359

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>>819146
Hahaha man so ignorant much funny

No. 819363

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These are the superior cheetos

No. 819374

>>819363
I live in a country where we don't usually have cheetos but a local store started stocking some…and they're these variations like 'kethchup spirals' ffs I want to try some of the good ones

No. 819390

why do "muh gossip site, muh GOSSIP SITE!!1" bitches spend so much time on non-gossip boards if they hate it so much

No. 819394

>>819053
KEK
I assume they speak english, is it their first language and they're just dumb sorry or are they ESL

No. 819395

>>819390
Because there’s a bunch of retards being
>why r u so meen 2 theh cows?!
Specially if the cow is a piece of shit waste of space kind of person.
>thy needs to has lives bcuz it’s 5 peelpol talking about random cow
When a thread is clearly full of random people talking about the cow

No. 819411

>>819363
>CROQUANT
kek idk why but this is funny to me

No. 819427

I was playing podcasts the other day while painting. One was about jonbonet ramsey. A woman was hosting it but she had several men call in and one of them talked about jonbonet having signs of sexual abuse with a small object… he went on to say something like
> Well, as a man can I just point out that if I were there I wouldn't be using an object to penetrate her, as a man (he kept saying 'as a man') I would want to put my penis in her! That's what men want. Men don't wnat to put objects in partners, they want to fuck them!

..I was wearing paint covered gloves while listening to this and I had the option to either sit through this guys take or ruin my laptop by quickly closing it while covered in paint. I had to sadly just listen to this guy and now I can't get those 2 lines out of my head.

No. 819431

>>819427
Wtf, this is making me feel sick. What podcast was it? Did the host react at all?

No. 819436

>>819427
He was talking about a 6-year old murder victim right?
FBI should check his harddrive.

No. 819440

>>819427
jfc. what podcast?

No. 819443

>>819427
Ay I'm curious if he tried to cover it up after with "just a joke just my dark sense of humor haha" as if that's not always the excuse when men accidentally let slip how they view the world and women

No. 819444

People say it's better to get married and serious relationships young but I dont agree. If you get married 30+ at least you know hes not a youth digger or he should be established which means hes not going to dump you for "better" women when he gets his shit together.

No. 819459

Some bug bit the absolute shit out of my leg and elbow. It's literally a dark blue/green bruise and a fuckton of little red raised spots around it.

Funnily enough I didn't feel anything at all.

No. 819464

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I know this looks like a painting of Jesus, but its actually Hussein ibn Ali, Grandson of Muhammad who was betrayed, had all his loved ones killed before him and his head sliced off

No. 819474

Earlier I was drawing and put off going to the kitchen to reheat soup until I was extremely hungry. But when I finally stood up to do it I stopped and sat back down to take out my phone because I wanted to put on a youtube video so walking there wouldn't be so boring. Mental illness

No. 819478

Don't go to the front page, the gore spammer is back

No. 819480

>>819478
Only newfags use the front page anyway lol

No. 819481

was jesus a pimp

No. 819485

>>819464
he kinda cute tho

No. 819491

Randomly thought about a spongebob episode where Patrick said "the pressure's finally setting in" or something like that, and it was generally a creepy episode from my memory but I can't remember what the episode was called and I wanna find it so bad

No. 819497

>>819427
She was 6 at the time of her murder… What the fuck?? What podcast was that?

No. 819514

Found out ataxia is a real illness today, I thought it was just a made up one for Skyrim. I am 30 years old.

No. 819521

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>>819464
>>819485
Muhammad was also canonically a pretty boy, He was said to have a well formed face and posses the most beautiful eyes, In fact he was so looking that he got the attention of an experienced successful tradeswoman khadijah and became her trophy husband

Also he was a ginger weirdly enough

No. 819525

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>>819521
A 34th grandson of muhammad also has blue eyes and light/orange blond hair. He’s Syrian. This weirded me out too.

No. 819529

>>819525
Scrolled by too fast and thought this was Joe Biden.

No. 819533

File: 1622405321250.jpg (8.7 KB, 256x256, 1596225361884.jpg)

Did not remember my friend's bday is tomorrow aka in a few hours, speed drawing it is.

No. 819541

Interstitial Cystitis gets worse right before your period, I didn't even know that was a thing before now. Thanks for explaining all my random suffering google.

No. 819543

File: 1622406064067.jpg (31.68 KB, 464x351, henna.jpg)

>>819521
Is it possible that he wasn't ginger, but dyed his hair using henna?

No. 819560

File: 1622407506931.gif (3.07 MB, 714x402, decapitation-omni-man-invincib…)

Continuation of this
>>810221
And this
>>813163
So I've been living in this fucking house for 2 weeks now and it's been hell; parties, loud obnoxious people, lack of hygiene, people constantly invading my privacy and asking why I don't want to join them in their beer and bong rituals, me and my aunt being basically the only people who always clean after themselves etc.
There's this one divorced guy who's like 42, he has a drinking problem that he's desperately trying to hide from others and he calls his wife a "whore" on the phone because she doesn't want allow him to see his kids or something. He's been staring and smiling at me since the day fucking one and trying to small talk me and asking "Why are you like this? Why are you so shy?" when I didn't want to engage in conversations, but I always responded to "hi" or "good morning" when someone said it, including him. Today I didn't respond to him because I was fucking pissed and now I just apologised because I wanted to be polite and I said to him that if I ignore people it's not because I don't respect them or something but because I didn't get used to live among so many strange people. I had my typical autistic burnout but I just put it into neurotypical words. I would say the same thing if I ignored a female housemate like this because I want to be civil. But saying this to him was a fucking mistake. He leaned over the kitchen worktop right next to me when I was making myself a dinner and started saying some dumb shit. He asked about my age. I asked how much does he think I am. He said I look 19 at most. I got super creeped out because why would you hit on someone you think is 19 at most when you're over 40, divorced and an alcoholic. I stopped responding to him and he started saying I'm fascinating as a woman and bullshit like that. Then he finally asked if I give him my phone number. I said no. I said to him that he should find a partner his own age. He, of course, gave me the good 'ol age is just a number line. And I said no, it's not just a number, we are at a vastly different places in our lives, our experiences are different and we have different expectations and needs. Holy shit, if you could see the absolute BETRAYAL in his eyes. Like he couldn't believe I rejected him. He said "thanks" with a sad hurt little boy piss pants voice, I said "good night" and left the kitchen. Dude has been waiting 2 weeks for this moment and I knew it will come and I'm glad it's done. I'm 100% sure he will stop being so (fake) nice and helpful now and he won't say a word to me. Fuck scrotes.

No. 819567

>>819525
Muhammad probably mixed with the greeks or Romans or the other whites that were roaming about the Mediterranean

No. 819577

>>813802
The Free Palestine donk is incredibly based though

No. 819578

I rarely order from amazon but I bought 3 things (threw the last one in to get free delivery) and now they're arriving in 3 parcels across 3 days.. I forgot they do that.

No. 819581

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Stuff like this makes me feel weird. It makes me feel like I need to make sure I'm buried alone. Like, dying together with someone feels oddly embarrassing. Like I don't want anyone to watch me fucking croak lmfao

No. 819589

>>819581
dying alone is easy, dying together is the problem. you're gonna be fine

No. 819595

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>>819543
Yes. But I don’t think it was popularized until after him.
>>819567
Yeah, it’s not impossible. But 34 generations down the line in a single state (Syria) to carry a specific and juxtaposed phenotype is still strange looking for me. Red hair is honored for the muhammad connection but given the multiple wives and offspring it’s not necessarily surprising that within even 1 generation the gene expression could be found to follow a specific set of traits that don’t follow what one could expect or visibly see in the rest of this very large family. I think what would be most bizarre is the method that would have been put into practice in order to reach the pathway of lineage that led to this specific line of heritage within such an obscenely large family in one (arguably) small area. Of course religion and other social class and expectational elements are involved, so I think it’d be unfair to evaluate it as merely “they fell in love and this happened”. I’m sure there are examples of this in different important families around the world, so now I’m really interest in it. It does seem like it’d be a more modern (around last 600 years?) development, though.

pic unrelated I don’t wanna get married but I want to dress beautifully like this for the sake of wearing it

No. 819596

I still can't believe this was posted in 2014. It's been 7 years…

No. 819597

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This has to be the most pathetic youtube channel

No. 819598

>>819597
Kek he looks even more cringe in the 2nd pic

No. 819600

>>819597
He looks like a dirty rat either way

No. 819606

>>819597
honestly as far as men's channels his is pretty harmless. if you want to see some really pathetic men look up richard cooper ("entrepreneurs in cars") or myron gaines

No. 819608

The first time I started using LC and saw that momo has a cow thread was a trip. In 2015 I was dating some fuckboy who used to interact with her on Twitter a lot before she became e-famous and was still thin. She had twitter beef with some other e-thot who posted pictures of her ass. Funny how things turned out.

No. 819610

>>819597
I want the good girl vs bad girl version of this

No. 819616

File: 1622412575326.jpeg (154.59 KB, 1280x720, B63DD8D0-4596-44A8-A62F-F04125…)

>>819610
There’s this one.

No. 819617

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>>819616
And samefag with also this one.

No. 819625

>>819597
I've watched quite a few of this dorks vids myself (I'm butch and got no curves so mens clothes work better for me) and tbh he gives out pretty solid advice about fashion. Like the other anon said, as far as mens channels go, he is actually pretty harmless. Dangerously high levels of cringe but he strikes me as an overcompensating manlet rather than a future rapist like other similar channels. He's big on grooming too so if he gets more men to practice basic fucking hygiene then he's doing the lords work.

No. 819631

>>819533
It turned out great and it also turns out it's 2 days away hehehe

No. 819634

I miss the time period when this was on the radio, those times were legitimately the calm before the storm
Anyone feeling this?

No. 819635

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>>819617
That is a top quality image anon, love it.

No. 819647

>>819635
No YOU have a high quality pic related

No. 819662

Pepper jack cheese is the best shit

No. 819665

I tried to date some Indian dudes in hopes that they would make me Indian food.

That did not happen at all.

No. 819682

>>819665
One time an Indian guy was giving me a tour of his house and showed me the curry room as he called it and then tried to finger in me in there

No. 819689

>>819665
you thought the moids would cook? nah the culture is also sexist, you have to date the women for the treatment bc the moids are all babied by their mommies.

No. 819711

I had suuch a cool dream that would be sick as a climax scene in a film or maybe an anime but I'm untalented and worthless so I'll die with it.
Also it's been a few hours so I most likely forgot most details

No. 819713

>>819682
Haha what if we kissed in the curry room

No. 819738

Wow this is literally me

No. 819739

Oh my god my dad might finally stop being a stupid fucking idiot about fighting our building’s management about our bedbug situation and might just let me pay for an exterminator I’ve found and really liked. Oh my god after two fucking years of this hell and 6 months of wearing the same 5 shirts and 3 pairs of pants we might finally be seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. Please fucking pray for me anons, I’m so tired of living like this and living in fear of my dad getting us into a huge financial mess (that even I will not be able to cover) and still being with these fucking bugs. PLEASE I just want to be free!!!!!

No. 819740

>>819662
well aint that the truth

No. 819744

>>816542
It’s fucking dumb but tasty.

No. 819745

Sometimes I think about how much someone could know about me based solely on all the posts I've made on lc over the years. I reckon it's seriously a lot. It's kind of a scary idea actually.

No. 819753

>>819738
That was me in high school. Everyone thought I was gay, even my family, and they constantly let me know that it wasn't ok, and because my sexuality hadn't developed yet I thought it must be true and dreaded the day I would wake up a lesbian, absolutely feared it. Didn't help that it was an all girls school so I was hardly ever around boys.

When I eventually realised I was hideously and unrelentingly hetero, I also realised that everyone around me was a homophobic moron, and I spent the rest of my adolescence with no one to trust in.

I do feel bad for the actual closeted lesbians and bi girls at school hearing me be called a dyke just for being weird and unpopular. Probably put them off coming out for years.

No. 819756

>>819745
Yeah but now think about all the people who've overshared just as much on social media that isn't anonymous like this. Like with their photo and real name.

No. 819763

god fuck the one time i miss a jerma livestream and it's the stream he dresses up as fucking catboy and is in a hot tub.

No. 819766

>>819744
it's literally the exact same bland shit mcdonald's always sells how is this different

No. 819767

>>819763
I was pretty neutral about Catboy before today but after seeing him emerging from a hot tub soaking wet with a skirt and eyeliner on I think I’ve had something awoken in me.

No. 819768

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>>819763
god I fucking hate him. why do 3d scrotes even try to compete with 2d?

No. 819770

>>816542
cajun? how is that related to bts? they couldv'e at least made it kimchi flavored

No. 819778

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>>819763
post a pic so I can decide how to feel about this

No. 819787

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No. 819788

>>819787
this pic managed to make him uglier than I had already considered him

No. 819789

>>819787
No offense anon, but there's nothing sexy about this.

No. 819790

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No. 819791

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>>819789
Kek I know it’s terrible but thats why I’m attracted to him in the first place

No. 819792

>>819778
>>819790
the best boys

No. 819795

>>819770
Anon just because BTS is a Korean boy band doesn’t mean everything has to be Korean

No. 819796

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>>819787
I'm sorry I asked anon both because I had to see this and because of the flack you are receiving for it, rip

>>819791
I admire this sentiment though lol. from what I know about jerma, I like how unhinged and unashamed he is to be dumb and weird without seeming delusional that it is actually him being great

>>819790
bitch I love FEELICKS

No. 819799

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>>819796
It’s okay anon people seem to fall into two staunch categories of either wanting to fuck him so bad he can’t stand for a week or anyone attracted to Jerma needs a lobotomy and while I am the former I find it very funny.

No. 819802

who else braps in their pets’ faces?

No. 819803

>>819787
oh anon he is so horrible i love it. regular catboys don't do it for me, but a wet 35-year-old manlet in an ill-fitting costume and shit hot tub is perfect. i guess i'm broken. so sad that i missed out but i gusess i'll watch a stream recap tomorrow.

No. 819805

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>>819803
I can't believe he's 35, I thought he was college aged the fuck

No. 819809

>>819787
>>819791
>>819799
How does such a mediocre man become so popular

No. 819810

when i see someones ig account or whatever and see that all they post is pictures of themselves it just weirds me out, like, i don't think that's appealing at all. for both men and women, like, just posting pictures of yourself looking good and not just once in a while but every single picture is just you alone posed infront of a wall or whatever. maybe because i've never posted myself online or don't take pictures of myself. but it just seems very self-absorbed. maybe i'm being a boomer.

No. 819812

>>819803
We can be broken together while simping over some white dude that’s a decade other than us.

No. 819814

>>819689
legit. i'm south asian and my male family members… i can't believe how much they're coddled, literally i don't think they even know how to fold their own clothes. i don't have brothers but my cousins and my friend's brothers are all such lazy fucks and a lot of it is their mother's faults tbh, my aunt literally fed her sons by hand till they were like 12, imagine that!

No. 819816

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>>819792
I like them together

No. 819817

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>>819809
He's funny and seems like a nice person. Genuinely looks like he's having fun being entertaining, even if he's usually the butt of the joke, and not doing it for clout, money, or female attention. Unfortunately for a scrote that's already a lot to ask for.

No. 819820

>>819803
>>819812
>>819817
Honesty I find him okay looking, a solid 6 out of 10, I guess his personality and humor increase his attractiveness for me

No. 819822

>>819753
What country did you go to school in?

No. 819831

>>819817
i love jerma

No. 819833

>>819802
My stupid scrote ex

No. 819868

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>>819822
Australia

This was in the 90s.

No. 819871

>>819753
I had a similar experience but in burgerland during the late 2000s and the accusations started around the later years of elementary school.

No. 819872

I noticed I tend to get sweaty especially in my crotch area when I'm nervous. I hate my body

No. 819880

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Non American anons is their an equivalent of a "western" film genre in your country, by western I mean set in a semi-lawless regions and specific time periods of your country with the familiar tropes of the the outlaw, bandits, frontiersmen, gunslingers and native tribals

I'd say westerns do exist in Pakistan, though these films are much cheaper they do roughly follow the outlines of western films but they replaced the Wild West setting with by the more Pakistani setting in the northern Punjab or Baluchistan. Western stock characters, such as "cowboys and Indians", were also replaced by Pakistani stock characters, such as Jatt Pakistani Lawman and the Baloch Tribesman.

No. 819890

>>819871
samefag but I honestly still can't get over how weirdly paranoid a bunch of 11-12 year olds were over another person's sexuality to the point where I lost a former best friend over it. Just constant discussion over who's gay/straight on top of sexual harassment from male students and shitty sex jokes. The ex-friend in particular kept quizzing me on random shit to see if I was really straight or not, which I thought she was joking at first but it went on way too long and she gradually started spending less time with me then told everyone at school I was lesbian and stopped being my friend for good (and of course other kids used this as yet another reason to bully). That and the amount of times she would bring up the idea of me being a lesbian out of absolutely nowhere felt like she was overcompensating tbh. She also kept trying to get me to dress more feminine even though I already dressed girly at that time?
She used to be the opposite of this all the other years I knew her up until the 5th and 6th grade, we even promised to live together as roommates. Literally the only "evidence" she and other people had of me supposedly being gay was that I didn't talk to boys and wasn't interested in dating. That's it lol

No. 819899

>>819890
What were her quiz questions? lol

No. 819930

>>819817
He looks like Onision in the better timeline, but he’s funny as fuck tbh

No. 819931

>>819899
I'm almost scared of the chance of her seeing this with how specific some of it was, but one was like
>"do you x the y" (some reference/saying to smoking i didn't get at the time)
>"well I do cause I'm not a lesbian"
>say yes to the question anyway so I can seem 'normal'
>"haha anon does X"
and variations like that, or asking if I owned things like lipgloss, earrings, etc. and making a huge deal if I didn't

No. 819939

>>819880
No, but that makes sense because my country is small so it makes sense such a niche genre with a tiny market doesn't really exist here.

No. 819941

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My little cousin was talking about her math teacher today and based on what she was saying, I knew who it was because I went to the same hs years ago. Asked her and this bitch asked me if when did I even go to high school, she hasn't ever seen me there. She fucking thinks we are roughly the same age, I graduated almost 6 years ago, this kid is so fucking dumb.

No. 819944

>>819880
Kinda similar but at the same not: mini series and movies set around 1930-1940s because war and espionage, usually set in either the capitol or up up up north where it's was even more lawless back then

No. 819954

>>819753
Me too, nonnie, even though I did express my interest in guys, every once and then there would be a rumor about me being a lesbian.
I was actually quite homophobic for a long time, because I used to think that the fact that everyone thought I was gay was the reason why I never had a boyfriend or at least I didn’t have the boyfriend I wanted, I did reject a few guys, I just always had high standards
Over the time I even had friends trying to get advice from me about relationships with other girls, I would always tell them to not get involved in gay relationships because I used to think that it was a terrible idea, like, i was always told by my parents that lesbians had terrible relationships and that gay people in general had a really sad life because society hated them, and because I mostly had younger friends, I would advice them not to get a girlfriend because I felt like they were my little sisters or something like that, so i wanted to protect them from having a shitty live and ending up in gay jail or something.
Even during the time I went to uni, I had people saying I was a lesbian and shipping me with my best friend, and yeah, I didn’t really look straight while kissing my friend’s neck or having her sitting on my lap while I hugged her, but that’s just regular affection, it’s really not a big deal, but hell, in my country, two women holding hands or crossing their arms together is seem like something suspicious, people will start pitying you for doing such things and it’s so fucking retarded.
I just want to be able to walk with my friend without getting lost or feeling insecure because of the crowds and potentially dangerous men but holding hands with someone is just like making out in the middle of the street, I guess.

No. 819997

>>819954
I can relate anon, like real lesbians do face many hardships in life and I don't think I dealt with even half the shit they go through but it does suck when your straight and everyone thinks you're gay and also when they "insist" you're gay
It pissed me off and made me hostile towards gay and lesbian people for a period of my life, I just like wearing comfortable clothing alright and jokes about how I'm gonna leave my husband from my so called friends just piss me off

No. 820045

There was this movie with Jackie Chan on tv and there was some other character who was his brother. I asked my mom how come they're brothers when the other guy is japanese? And she says how do you know he's japanese? Well he looks japanese, but also his name is kenji and he said something in japanese. Am I a weeb for being able to tell that? I hope not

No. 820051

I wonder how many people my age are koreaboos… I don't know anyone personally but my friend's classmate has a bts backpack and another one is giving a zoom presentation right now and talking about korean idols. I shudder at the thought

No. 820052

Jesus fucking Christ who thinks this shit is entertaining, this bastard gets million of views based on basically disturbing rape porn of cartoon characters

No. 820061

Felt like shit today but I'm back at being normal but not functional.

No. 820063

>>820052
The one he did of J* was pretty funny imo but yeah…this one is literally just rape fantasy. There's zero merit, only serves to disturb normal people and provide fap fodder to degens.
Shocks me that this scrote got married to an attractive woman.

No. 820064

>>820045
Being able to tell is not weeb but asking your mom how come that fictional character is a brother of another fictional character clearly just to show you were able to tell he's japanese sounds pretty weeb too me.

No. 820068

>>820064
hm I didn't think of it like that I thought she'd figured he was japanese too. I guess I am a weeb no matter how hard I try not to deny

No. 820070

>>820052
>Uploaded 2 weeks ago
I thought this style of humor died in 2012. It's so unoriginal at this point.

No. 820080

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>try to clean the inside of the fridge because it's fucking disgusting
>Dad decides that this is the best time to cut open a watermelon
>he sticks it in the fridge I'm cleaning, and it's underneath a filthy shelf I haven't cleaned yet
>have to stop cleaning because of this

I just hope the watermelon doesn't get its juices all over the shelf

No. 820100

>>820052
Even though the animation can be appreciated I guess and I doubt that there are people who get off to this shit, the humour is pretty unoriginal, even though I found his Mr Beast video kinda funny

No. 820104

>>820063
>Shocks me that this scrote got married to an attractive woman.
I know right
>>820100
There was some genuine humor in his earlier stuff, but now it looks like he's trying to be as "triggering" as possible, its not even edgyness Its just made to make people uncomfortable

No. 820106

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>>820104
Forget to post pic

No. 820107

>>819997
>when they "insist" you're gay
nta but omg this happened to me as well and it's so fucking annoying. I have Avpd and intimacy issues and it made my friends assume that I'm gay but just too shy to come out or something. One of them tried to get my attention by constantly pointing out how 'hot' certain actresses were whenever we'd be watching a movie and most of the movies that she recommended to me would always had lesbian characters in it. She also made comments about 'how hard I stared at a girl' when we were somewhere, which is especially funny to me as I'm usually stuck in my thoughts and completely oblivious to whatever supposedly hot person I might be around. When we'd talk about sexual topics, they all seemed to ignore my (positive) feelings about my sexual experiences with men. And the funniest thing about this all - I only noticed these things retrospectively lmao. At the time I just went along and watched whatever movie they wanted me to watch and laughed it off when they told me that I should 'explore my options' or when they tried to flirt with me. I also recently realized that one friend was constantly using 'they/them' pronouns instead of 'he/him' whenever she'd talk about dating with me. The stupid thing about this all is that I was really insecure at the time and had low self-esteem and since I always assumed that other people are smarter than me and might know better I seriously considered that I might be gay in spite of the fact that I literally never had sexual fantasies or thoughts about women lmao

No. 820112

>>820107
Nta Your friends might be all wrong and questioning your sexuality like that must be annoying for sure but honestly the whole time I was reading I was thinking your friends sure are wholesome and supportive kek

No. 820116

>>820045
lol I might be a weeb as well but it pisses me off when people don't have at least a basic understanding of Asian cultures and for example confuse Japanese writing for Korean or think that the Triad and the Yakuza are one and the same thing and so on and so forth

No. 820120

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I have the elvis penguin courtship song stuck in my head

why did they give the female penguins titty markings ugh

No. 820121

>>820116
Samefag. Or when someone thinks that a language sounds 'funny'. It's a declaration of their own retardation

No. 820122

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I'll try to leave Lolcow wish me luck.

No. 820125

>>820122
see you in a week!

No. 820131

>>819809
he's funny, nice, creative and seems to genuinely love what he does. He has a lot of health issues but still comes through with special dumb ass streams like this. He's one of the few streamers I think is actually a good person and loves his job.

No. 820134

was watching a documentary about a high-profile true crime case and realized me and my siblings are named exactly like the victim and her siblings, were all older than them and the case so obviously not named after them (that would actually be even more weird kek)

No. 820163

I think I accidentally threw my can opener out? I can't find that bitch anywhere

No. 820169

it's such a whiplash seeing a somewhat violent psa commercial about wearing seatbelts on daytime cartoon network that then immediately afterwards jumps to some cutesy toy commercial. and also seeing a commercial with testicle jokes minutes later.

No. 820180

>>820163
Did you find it? Don't leave us hanging

No. 820184

>i don't date trannies
ok
>i don't date bisexuals
ok
>i don't date fatties
ok
>i don't date non-whites
OMG RAYSIIIIIST KILL YOURSELF NAHTZEE!!!!!

Why the hypocrisy?

No. 820188

>>820184
You'll be attacked for each and every one of these statements anon

No. 820189

>>820188
Yet the last one is always the most controversial.

No. 820194

>>820184
If you’re white and you purposely avoid dating other white people and gravitate towards a specific race it’s weird tho

No. 820196

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Posing and using a Snapchat filter isn't a "glow up". If without makeup, filters and lighting you still look like a crackhead you're still ugly but with talent

No. 820197

>>820194
Those are also the same people who will call you bigoted for only wanting to date other white people

No. 820200

>>820196
Shit like this is stupid because the majority of girls in school were either called ugly or at least felt like they were at some point. It's no unique experience, and posting a 'I'll show you!' tier one up when you're in your 20s just broadcasts to people that your present life is so boring and fragile that you're still wound up by some juvie comment from over a decade ago.

No. 820206

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>saying "retard" around a zoomer

No. 820207

>>820197
What if your black woman whose willing to date any race other then black males, does that make me some how racist ?

No. 820209

>>820207
Of course it doesn't, just like me only wanting other white women doesn't make me racist either.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 820212

>>820206
lmao this made me laugh much harder than I thought it would

No. 820213

>>820207
It’s kind of weird that you’re disgusted by your own race

No. 820216

aggravates me that whenever some fictional female cartoon character or fictional character played by an irl woman drops, people think it’s time to sexualize them and it’s always the nasty ass minors and zoomers doing it god I fucking hate this world

No. 820220

>>820213
Nta but What do you mean?

No. 820226

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have any of you guys tried freeze dried candy? I got freeze dried hi chews and holy shit I am obsessed

No. 820227

>>820226
They look threatening to me but I would try one. What’s the texture like?

No. 820230

>>820227
it's super crispy and airy, not chewy at all. if you put one in your mouth it almost melts, it's really satisfying. I got freeze dry skittles too and they're also delicious

No. 820231

>>820184
There are valid reasons for not dating groups like aesthetic/sexual imprinting, misogyny, religious fanaticism, social dynamics, political differences. But there’s no need to pretend that exclusion based on muh race supremacy isn’t a thing. >>820213
It’s weirder to pretend to not be disgusted by your own group’s overt misogyny and hatred against you for the sake of racial purity.

No. 820232

>>820200
>tfw still have nightmares about middle and highschool almost 20 years later

No. 820236

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>>820226

My local grocery store sells freeze-dried skittles (they call them Frittles) but I’ve never tried them because I hate skittles. I would absolutely demolish some freeze-dried Hi-Chew though.

No. 820240

>>820231
No one rebels their own group’s overt misogyny and hatred by magically becoming attracted to everything else but their own race. I think it’s internalized racism and hatred towards themselves, if anything. It’s not about arguing to keep anything “pure” it’s just peculiar to see someone not attracted to their own race, which is usually the product of perpetuation of false stereotypes and disgust for their own. Dating interracial isn’t any less natural than dating within your race, because race is just a social concept, it’s not genetic at all. I think it’s more to do with someone’s psychology, why they prefer to avoid someone that resembles themselves or someone as familiar as a family member. I’ve only ever seen women who don’t like men of their own race because they thought of them as violent or not as masculine as another race. It’s prominent in Asian and black communities, where women get it wrong that a specific group of men are a certain way. That in itself is racism.

No. 820241

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thank you mods for cleaning up all of the gore <3
heres some eye bleach for the jannies and any poor anons who had to witness the gore

No. 820242

>>820236
Wow, where do you live? If those were local to me I'd have my own episode of My 600lbs Life

No. 820243

>>820241
Oh god not again. Where was it? I thankfully didn't see it

No. 820244

>>820241
Oh I love Siamese cats. I love cats in general.

Anyone else here who is a filthy cat lady like I?

No. 820247

>>820240
>because they thought of them as violent or not as masculine as another race.
or maybe because men of their own race shit on them nonstop and act like they're not interested

No. 820249

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>>820243
it was in the mtf general that leaked onto the homepage. I'm pretty sure it was done by the same guy who raided it last time.
>>820244
I literally think i've been infected with the disease that makes people worship cats because i can never see myself getting a dog.

No. 820251

>>820244
Me! My cat growing up was half Siamese, she had the cutest meow that sounded like a wail and was such a princess. I hope when I move into a house I can get a Siamese from a shelter, they’re so sweet.

No. 820255

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I wish I was buff

No. 820256

>>820255
Steroids

No. 820260

I'm a lesbian in a relationship with a man who has really bad gynecomastia (he's skinny with like a full B cup). I like small boobs on girls. He doesn't know I'm full les but I play with his boobs and pretend he's a girl

No. 820266

>>820260
>in a relationship with a man
for what purpose

No. 820270

>>820266
Been together for several years before I realized I was gay

No. 820275

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>>820255
Me too, that’s why I’m working out, this could be us, nonnie.

No. 820277

>>820275
nta but sign me in

No. 820279

test

No. 820293

>>820275
I like how the smaller one isn't uwu so smol bean to be (wo)manhandled but she is ripped too. Based

No. 820307

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>>820241
I use a Chrome extension called Images ON/OFF if I think I might encounter gore anywhere. I just flip it and image boards become text boards instantly. Maybe this will help more sensitive nonitas. Also leave my jannies alone.

No. 820312

My life is completely falling apart and I have no idea how to wiggle my way out of this mess without suiciding or becoming homeless but instead of trying to salvage something and create a plan (lol maybe it's not possible) I've been refreshing a few sites and scrolling. Maybe it's better that way because my situation is very hopeless.

No. 820323

>>820260
Ma’am get help. Not for being gay, but for lying to a man with boobs

No. 820334

>>820312
Just learn how to save and maybe sell some stuff on the side. Don’t ever give up anon. Easier said than done, yeah, but you need to know that you’re the one you can depend on.

No. 820337

>>820334
> learn how to save
I really would but you can't save when there's nothing to save. Really 0. The few extra I would pocket for rainy days would melt away as soon as an extraordinary cost occured (hint: it happens once or twice per year)
I'm poor and with no one to rely on. My parents have raised the rent and I can't pay them anymore, I can't even find a place near where I work that would allow me to move and I don't have money to move to another city where jobs are less scarce. I already eat every second or third day but that's the least of my bothers. I don't have a will to live. I don't see the point because no matter how much I try it goes to shit. I did everything "right", got a degree, worked hard and I'm still struggling. My parents told me that they would help me out if I needed to move for a job but that offer is off the table as of latest. Sorry for the blogpost but that's just how it is atm. I feel like laughing, it's kind of funny in hindsight, haha.

No. 820342

>>820337
How old are you, anon? Did you go to college/trade school?

No. 820346

>>820342
I'm soon to be 25. And I went to college to study economy and finished it all on time with good grades.

No. 820352

When did Luna become such a popular cat name? My cat is called Luna because I wanted to push fate into the right direction and skip the step of searching for the magical cat that will eventually make me to Sailor Mars by choosing to have her right beside me already, but that sure as hell isn't the case for everyone, is it??

No. 820354

>>820346
Maybe try and apply to jobs even out of state (I’m assuming u live in the US, but correct me if I’m wrong) like as some kind of manager or sales rep. If your parents are willing to help you move that can be a great opportunity

No. 820359

>>820352
My cat is called Luna cus I like the moon and she has a moon shaped face kek

No. 820360

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It's my 18th birthday today! Somehow everyone seems to have forgotten, but it's okay! My dog is next to me and my grandparents called. Celebrate life!! ♡♡

No. 820361


No. 820362

scar voice I am surrounded by children

No. 820363

>>820362
You're more cringe than the 18yo

No. 820367

>>820360
so you freaking posted here when you were underage? modsssss!

No. 820380

>>820360
Happy birthday anon!

No. 820387

>>820367
>pretending like this site wasn't mostly underage people when it first begin

No. 820388

>>820323
Men deserve it

No. 820390

The walk date or coffee date being a way for men to be cheap/low effort for easy sex is real. I was just on tinder and a guy asked me if I wanted to go on a walk, I replied with "theres a resturant near me we can check out too", he immediately unmatched me. If you dont think scrotes know what they're doing, they do kek

No. 820401

>>820387
>not understanding a very obvious joke

No. 820402

>>820390
Walk dates, honestly… the fucking audacity. Coffee dates are already the upper limit on cheap, but I'll tolerate them because it's advantageous for women too (as in, short/low committment/easy to escape if the guy ends up being horrible).

One time I ghosted a guy because he suggested a coffee date 5 mins from where he lives, which is nearly 50 minutes from where I live. He kept texting me trying to get me to talk to him and I never explained why I ghosted kek. Should've put a little more thought into your date suggestions if you were genuinely interested, dumbass.

No. 820408

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>>820402
speaking of acceptable dates, I've recently been thinking that going on a date to a museum is the ideal date. very easy to extend the time you're spending together by having coffee or something at the museum cafe after looking at the exhibits, but also easy to get out of early if you're not feeling it. you can chat but you don't have to talk the whole time so there's no pressure to constantly keep the conversation going. the things you see are natural conversation fodder but also give you good insight into their personality. plus, it weeds out guys who are just looking to fuck on the first date and totally uncultured guys who don't care about art/history/etc.

No. 820412

>>820360
Happy Birthday anon. 18 feels fun but I miss being a kid tho kek I got to play Nick Jr games and buying stuffed animals WASNT as frowned upon, I also wasn’t as self conscious about my body because I was just enjoying being a little girl. I even miss being just 14

No. 820414

>>820408
True if you live somewhere near a museum but I'd have to travel an hour by train to get to any decent ones.

I like figure skating for a first date. If you're getting along, you can hold hands. If not, you can literally skate away from him lmao. I do it as a hobby so I can be like 'oh I'm just gonna go into the middle and practice some stuff now, see you later'. Rude as hell but he can't catch me so what's he gonna do?? I had a skating date an extremely dull, socially retarded dude and that's exactly what I did to escape him.

No. 820415

>>820390
>hey I want to get to know this chick
>walking date sounds like it'd be fine
>'oh there's a restaurant where you can buy me food'
>damn bitches know what they're doing(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 820417

>>820390
Idk, I'm ok with coffee dates because I don't drink alcohol. No man is ever getting fucked on the first date with me anyway. As someone with social anxiety I also find going for coffee with someone is less intimidating than going out for meal. If I don't like the person I'm with it's easier to get up and walk out of a cafe and leave half cup of coffee than it is to leave in the middle of eating a meal in a restaurant.

No. 820419

>>820414
yeah, sorry sometimes I forget people dont live close to museums haha
I like any dates that involve some effort and aren't just drinks/dinner/coffee. Dinner for a first date is awful

No. 820420

>>820415
>oh here's this total stranger
>let me ask her to go for a walk at 7pm. Nothing suspicious about that!

No. 820421

>>820414
>Rude as hell but he can't catch me so what's he gonna do??
Based and hilarious, dating is off the table for me for a while so I can't emulate you so instead I'll just say I wish the female leads in the dramas I watch were more like you
I just hope you don't accidentally date an asshole who can also skate really well kek

No. 820432

>>820421
now I'm imagining anon slipping away to avoid awkwardness and her date aggressively skating after her with flourishes and skill

No. 820448

>>820415
This anon is so cool. Thank goodness she's making herself easy and available for all the low effort scrotes out there, they need a chance too! That will totally not backfire on her at all.

No. 820457

Who the fuck weed-whacks at sunset?? My neighbor apparently

No. 820462

>>820457
Damn we have the same neighbor?

No. 820465

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Damn, anons would rather be an actress in the 40s-60 or in the 70s-80s

No. 820471

Do you think being a woman is a gift or a punishment?

No. 820472

i don't know shit about dating 3d but if my husbando was real we'd go to a cat cafe or arcade or make a pillowfort at home the end

No. 820475

>>820472
same, if my husbando was real id marry him in a blink of an eye and go on our honeymoon asap.

No. 820476

>>820471
If I were born in a country where I'd have been sold off as a child bride to an old man who'd repeatedly rape me until I bore him xx amount of children and I was then forced to slave away maintaining his household until the end of my days, I'd say it was a curse. (That, and any number of even worse potential outcomes such as being forced into prostitution to finance my family or simply being killed due to being unwanted.) As a woman born in a more liberal country, I'm not so sure. To me it goes back to the phrase, "Ignorance is bliss." On one hand I'm grateful for my freedoms and proud of the strength it takes to follow my own path even amid sexism that is (sometimes) more subtle. On the other, sometimes I think it'd be great to lead a life with as much ease, idiocy and entitlement that men do. So in a way it's a blessing to be "better" than that, but sometimes pride and even maturity is a cold comfort.

No. 820477

>>820472
I want to go to a fancy restaurant with my husbando, then we can visit an art gallery or museum and we could take lots of dumb selfies with silly filters that we could put in a cute album.

No. 820479

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Female bullies in girl movies from the 80's were fucking lit

No. 820482

I tried eating meat again (after being vegan/vegetarian for 6-7 years) because of covid boredom and I really couldn't get back into it. I thought I missed the taste and would devour everything because I still salivate at the smell of grilling meat but nothing was the same except chicken mcnuggets

No. 820483

>>820213
nta. I'm black and I find blacks, including myself, ugly. It's not weird for me to be disgusted by my own race if my race is ugly. Even ugly people can have an appreciation of beauty and can distinguish it from ugliness.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 820484

>>820483
Woah, that's just racist self hating thinking, I'm black and the reason I don't date most(I can make exceptions) Is cause of the extreme misogyny, colorism, homophobia, disgusting behavior and lack of job prospects that's sadly common with black males
Its not cause I their ugly from the outside

No. 820485

>>820477
i feel like i'm too retarded and trashy for fancy artsy dates tbh. i'd probably get bored in 5 minutes unless it's one of those interactive museums

No. 820486

>>820484
Tbh, if that anon is being serious, that is just sad lmao. I agree with this though.
>the extreme misogyny, colorism, homophobia, disgusting behavior and lack of job prospects that's sadly common with black males
I think acknowledging this is different from hating/being disgusted by your own race. I still love being black and other black people despite how black men can be.

No. 820497

>>820484
NTA, but in my opinion, other black women are beautiful. I'm just not into black men. The two aren't interchangeable to me just because it’s the same race, that’d almost be like saying Kelly Rowland and Jay-Z are looks-matched. Femininity >>>>.
The misogyny, violence and general male shittiness don't help, either. Anons like that annoy me because they add to the idea that it's a self-hate thing. I just like pretty people, and most of the black men I've met were typically very masculine. I know some women like that sort of thing, but it's not for me.

No. 820513

>>820497
I don't have see that, to me its just the general shittyness, wanna be machismo and materialism, I'm sure you know what peacocking is

I've never known men who were as obsessed with their material possessions

No. 820548

I've been doing intermittent fasting for 4 days and I've already lost 1 kgs!!!! So happy

No. 820549

>>820548
That's foodweight

No. 820554

>>820549
Don't rain on anon's parade you bobo ass bitch

No. 820565

Oh for fuck's sake who bumped the food thread while I'm trying to fast

No. 820567

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I had a stressful time getting ready for an exam, but fortunately I was able to let some steam out by infighting, and I aced it. Many thanks for the spergy gendercriticals for being so easy to bait and helping me get through such a hard time.

No. 820568

How does my mother have perfect skin even tho she washes her face like, once a day, never wears sunscreen and spends most of her days outside in the sun. A genetic freak. Why didn't she bless me like this.

No. 820570

>>820568
samefag but I forgot to mention she has light af periods with no symptoms at all and doesn't know what cramps feel like. I'm so jealous of her…

No. 820571

>>820570
>I'm so jealous of her…
me too

No. 820577

>>820554
If I didn't do it the unrealistic expectations and disappointment would have done it soon enough

No. 820603

I heard from someone that “luck of the irish” doesn’t actually mean good luck, but very bad luck since Irish people have apparently always had shit luck? But last night my dream brain had the idea of a story that would be titled “luck of the irish” and the main character would be an irish person who has to go on this grand adventure but they have shit luck the entire time and nothing goes the way it’s supposed to, but in the end it turns out that everything he had shit luck over worked out in his favor and he wins in the end. I just think it’d be funny to play on the phrase.

No. 820605

Someone bumped Haku's thread a few days ago in /snow/ because one of her acquaintances detransed and now I'm wondering how many of the fellow aiden anons following the drama (including the beef with Kaden, the half Korean fakeboi who eventually detransed and removed her whole online existence) in 2015 later turned GC lmao. I remember being in my early 20's and seething so hard over them being ~not real troons~.

No. 820621

>>820603
I would read the shit out of the story

No. 820651

>>820567
this post was written by the scrote shitting up the mtf thread

No. 820657

>>820603
yeah, this is a great idea. pitch it to someone pls

No. 820673

wish I could fucking draw hhhhhh
got so many cool ideas in mind

No. 820678

It's so funny how trans women will lose their absolute shit over women who could care less and allocate their time to more productive tasks. All that stalking should've told you to check in to a nut house but yeah ok sperg out you don't fit in on girlchan like it's helping your case
>>820673
Aww don't put yourself down your work is probably more lovely than you think

No. 820713

I took a picture of my cat where he looks particularly rectangular, and I had the thought “built like a fridge” cross my mind

No. 820714

>>820465
who's this woman?

No. 820719

>>820714
pretty sure it's Shirley MacLaine

No. 820739

I've mostly seen this with zoomers but why the fuck do they keep bringing their crotch spawns into clearly adult areas? Pubs, sports bars, hooters, motorcycle ralleys, festivals that are known for having lots of people get naked and drunk. Like are you too caught up in showing off to everyone that you can produce a crotch spawn like billions of other people that you don't care about your child's well being and are willing to risk them getting trampled, raped, and everything else for that? If you can't afford a sitter you have no business spending hundreds on drinks either. On top of that they refuse to raise their children because they brought them into broken relationships and let them scream and run around and bother everyone. Even worse the parents who expect the place or thing to immediately drop whatever their business is and cater to children like "ooo why is there tits that's so inappropriate, people need to watch out,etc"

No. 820741

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No. 820744

>>820479
What movie is this from? They look like the hot girls I’d wanna be bullied by

No. 820747

>>820739
>hooters
>getting trampled, raped, and everything else
>tits
Pissed that there's no hooters in my country.

No. 820750

>>820739
It’s the truth and it should be said.

No. 820753

>>820465
>Stanwyck, Hepburn, and Crawford
>40s and 50s
kek she means the 30s and 40s. The 50s were rancid garbage when it came to roles for women. I love Shirley Maclain but this clip has always bothered the shit out of me for that reason.

No. 820754

>>820741
but she's right?

No. 820758

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>You will never get trampled while buttchugging Fireball during the yearly corporate-sponsored Hooters orgy

No. 820765

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>>820758
Lay down, It's trample time

No. 820771

>>820765
I've never seen hooters before, other than in 90s/2000s movies, and I've heard that they just employ women with large breasts and pretty faces, but these girls seem to have average-sized, or even small-sized, breasts and average to above-average faces, even if you take into consideration they're mid-run (still def pretty though, just not enough to be employed based on looks alone). Does Hooter not hire based on appearance? Did Hollywood lie to me? I still find the idea of making a restaurant specifically to oogle the waitresses and any male eating there sounds like a scrote, especially if they bring their kids along

No. 820772

>>820121
Wow, I almost forgot how retarded Piers was

No. 820775

>>820771
I mean it's hard to look pretty while running but I still wouldn't say no any them… as in I'd gladly let them trample me. As is tradition in hooters.

No. 820778

>>820771
I worked at hooters before, they care more about overall body and would take a fit flat girl over a fat girl with big tits, yeah it's kinda ironic, most hooters girls are just like small town pretty or college pretty, actual model beautiful women are actually being models, strippers, playmates etc, you don't really make lots of money at hooters

No. 820783

>>820605
Not sure if part of the fellowship per say (maybe more on the outskirts of it) but Ash, who never transitioned to begin with, no longer uses he/him pronouns or presents remotely masculine anymore, only uses they/them and presents feminine as fuck on instagram now lol.

No. 820786

>>820621
>>820657
I wish I had the writing skills to write it out but maybe I’ll just save up and commission someone for it one day lol. Usually the things I think of in a dream make no sense when I wake up but I think this story would be so fun and is probably one of the best things I’ve ever come up with lol

No. 820806

I've watched a few vids now on big ed from 90 day fiance. A couple of them showed some really worrying controlling patterns of behavior where it's not a joke anymore. He's not some harmless fool. He's small and goofy looking but as emotionally absusive as anyones worst ex is and that shit can mess you up

There's so many male tubers making light hearted vids about him still… while others (women and gay men) are covering it in a much more serious way. Love the divide. Speaks volumes

No. 820808

>>820806
I hate him becoming a meme and minor celebrity because he is truly disgusting person inside and out. The way he treated Rose was awful and alarming to put it lightly; I can't believe he got his own show to abuse another woman.

No. 820813

>>820739
my parents took me to hooters when i was like 14 kek

>>820744
did some research and its probably switchblade sisters but that was released in 1975 and anon said its from the 80's so idk

No. 820818

>>820813
14 is awkward but not too bad unless it was during a game with drunks everywhere

No. 820821

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For the last 2 weeks I've been picking up a plastic smell in my apartment on and off. I've been terrified I had a natural gas leak and was slowly being poisoned because my place uses older radiators. Since it's summer I had them fully turned off and I didn't smell anything when I got near them, but it was the only thing I could think of. Today I leaned down near a chair to grab a piece of paper I dropped and got a big whiff of the plastic smell for the first time after I'd been constantly sniffing around my apartment trying to figure it out. It was a pair of these new fucking knee pads I bought. I never imagined they would smell at all much less be so potent, but clearly whatever chemicals they used in the material and foam lining are noxious. I tossed them in the closet and sure enough, no more plastic scent. So I was still being slowly poisoned, but at least it was an easy fix.

No. 820827

>>820813
>my parents took me to hooters when i was like 14
no offence anon, but I'm judging your parents. Sounds like your dad is a scrote and your mother's a handmaiden kek

No. 820829

I wanted to persuade my friend into making a costume too so I showed her some league of legends characters and she said one looks just like me I don't remember which one. Absolutely nothing about me looks like a generic pretty lol female character but I'm glad she thinks I'm pretty

No. 820844

>>820813
i'd be pissed if my parents did that tbh

No. 820848

>>820813
My dad and brother used to take me to hooters a lot when I was like 6-8. I even had an oversized hooters t-shirt which I wore all the time because I thought it was a harmless restaurant like mcdonalds or something. They thought it was so funny too. Fucking cringe ass moids.

No. 820851

>>820848
That's honestly disgusting. They should be deleted for that shit.

No. 820900

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>>820851
yes, deleted from existence

No. 820909

>>820417
I also like coffee/walk dates but I've only ever dated men that I'd known for a year or more and was at least casual friends with first. If I had to spend time with a potentially boring or dangerous stranger I'd probably want to get more out of it lol.

No. 820932

>>820909
Coffee / walk / fast food dates are dumb to me. At least they should take you to a cool ramen place or something, and then do something fun

No. 820944

>>820932
I think talking to someone you like is fun, if you're doing something you're more focused on that instead of on them and you can't get to know them what's the point

No. 820947

Told my therapist about being unable to stop myself from arguing people online sometimes and I've never felt more embarrassed despite confessing some real cringy bpd shit before; stay safe out there anons

No. 820949

hardcore thirsting over a fakeboi… its because i love masculine women

No. 820957

I've never understood being a fan of someone in the entertainment/musicindustry but I especially don't get k-pop fans. They'll be blatantly talking about this or that new concept from whatever group they stan. Like you know those are stategically created concepts to drain you of as much money as possible right? How can people talk about about that so shamelessly and casually, how is it not embarassing to be so upfront about falling for such blatant marketing?

No. 820968

>>820957
I'm obsessed with kpop on and off since nearly a decade and I haven't spent a single cent on it. And I'm sure there are many like me.
You can understand that something is dumb, bad, whatever, while still enjoying it.
Fast food, tv, the internet, nearly everything fun is bad for us, and all adults know that, but most nevertheless don't stay away from it.

No. 820978

>>820957
I think it's a matter of whether you're self aware or not. As the anon before me mentions there's plenty of people who appreciate the concepts and marketing but don't spend a ton of money. A lot of artistic effort can be put into good marketing, people can appreciate that. Much as I hate ugly, cheap advertising, the designer in me swallows up visuals I like, even if they're marketing based

>>820968
I understand this. Capitalistic gain isn't the only way to support the things you love, nor are you obligated to spend excess amounts to like them in the first place.

No. 820982

>>820957
>stategically created concepts to drain you of as much money as possible right?
You mean like everything we consume on a daily basis?

No. 820992

>>820739
where the fuck do you live that people do this?

No. 821001

I can't play persona 5 rn cause it's giving me PTSD

No. 821004

Apparently people think my bf and I have no chemistry??? I mean I know we don't do a lot of PDA but stiff and awkward together??? I feel offended even though that might all be true lol though it's not indicative of how we are alone.

No. 821012

>>821004
People are such gossips, fuck em. Not everybody needs to put on a show, I hate pda

No. 821028

>>820992
I lived in 5 different and diverse areas and each one was like this, where do you live where this doesn't happen so I can move there?

No. 821029

>>821004
You are normal and it's okay. I believe that relationships are meant to be a private matter and no one should tell you otherwise; after all it's only your own business. Some people just like throwing drama into everything.

I honestly think when people show PDA 24 /7 (at least on social media) it shows that one of them is insecure.

No. 821033

>>821004
Since we're on the topic already, how much PDA do you guys think is appropriate?

No. 821034

>>821001
how so?

No. 821039

>>821033
Exchanging bodily fluids and/or squeezing and fondling shit is too much for me. Hand holding and quick pecks are not something I wanna see but mostly inoffensive.

No. 821040

>>821004
People just bitch to bitch sometimes. If you were all over each other, they'd probably say you make the whole room uncomfortable and try too hard. Don't even worry about it.

No. 821043

>>821033
I'm British and anything beyond hand holding and the occasional cheek peck just looks like you're trying to be territorial. If they are over the age of 19 and one of them is fully draped over the other like a scarf without even being drunk then something is obviously very wrong.
It's acceptable if a couple tries to sneak in a quick kiss when they fall behind the group etc, but there has to at least be the pretence of modesty

No. 821044

>>820957
>>820982
>stategically created concepts
>You mean like everything we consume on a daily basis?
i feel like with kpop this is even more obvious than with everything else, even to teens. when kpop gets brought up, the toxity and brainwashing aspect about it are one of the most talked about things, while nobody questions the light versions of brainwashing everybody goes through on a daily based just by switching on the tv or whatever
my sister buys kpop albums, my friend bought justin bieber albums. my friends go to some pop singers concert, my dad goes to a rock concert or a football game. is one thing really so different than the other? superior or inferior? i don't think so, at the end of the day they're all just hobbies, that can be dumb to one person and the most fun thing on earth to another. as long as you don't go broke because of it all is fine

No. 821057

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Turns out the big ass aircraft I saw in the sky as a kid, the one my mom told me to be a military training craft? Mentioned it to her today and she told me she has no fucking clue what that thing was but I was so hysterical that she just lied to me.

No. 821065

>>821057
Spooky

No. 821072

>>821065
Life has been so boring lately that I find this kind of exhilarating even though absolutely horrifying

No. 821075

I love stumbling over old RPG forums that had their peak between 2004 and 2009. I then go through the posts and sometimes read the RPGs they did, or all the fanfiction and forum games, or just normal chitchat. I never really look at the art threads, since most pics were uploaded on tinypic and similar, and the URLs have expired since. I just found some forum about dragons, and it still got like eight new posts this year alone. They display the next ten user birthdays on the front page, and all of them turn thirty-something, and you just know they all created their accounts back when they were like 16. I also once found an anime RPG forum and read through some of the plays, and realized halfway through that I used to participate in that one too. I just didn't realize because the forum had a generic-ass name, and apparently underwent a design change at some point after I already went inactive, so I had the joy of being able to go through tween-me's old cringy forum posts. I pray to god they never nuke these sites.

No. 821121

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I’m havin really bad Cheetos withdrawals rn but I need to quit because they make me feel like shit after eating them. Cheetos are like crack and I’m an addict…..

No. 821128

boxer scrote:
>rapes a woman and be a general shithead for several years
everyone else:
>boooooo hoooooooo what a tragic baby he had it so rough poor guy boohoo BOO HOO here's a 2 part multi hour special decades later that no one asked for

No. 821135

I just remembered that one of my twitter interactions with a cow was posted on here years ago. I remember scrolling through the thread that day to catch up and seeing my twitter icon and going “oh”

No. 821136

>>821121
I hate most processed vending machine-type food but damned if I don't get cravings for Cheetos. There's a brand called Barbara's that has like a 1/3 less calories and doesn't use artificial colorants, maybe that'd be a good compromise for you too?

No. 821142

I wish you could block fics or certain writers on ao3. Fucking sick of seeing so many people write my husbando ooc in canon settings

No. 821145

>>821136
Ooh I’ll check it out and see if I have any in my area! Thanks nonnie

No. 821146

I’m not much of a talker but damn I wish I had friends to talk to rn

No. 821152

>>821034
Last time I played it something bad happened suddenly. I wanted to get back into it cause it was a good unwinding game for me but the music and art just brought back bad memories. Maybe I can get back into it someday.

No. 821156

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can’t stop reading incredibly cringe RPF about early 2000s celebrities
Am I really going to read a fanfic involving JC Chasez? yes

No. 821160

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>>821156
you should read this anon

No. 821171

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I admire Betty Suarez and remind myself to be optimistic and hardworking just like her when I'm feeling down on myself kek

No. 821179

I know somebody who got the top of their ear bitten off by a horse just walking through a stable so now I am scared of horses

No. 821205

>>821160
This isn't quite wholesome but there is something so harmless about this kinda meme that I love. Ty for sharing, nonners.

No. 821209

>>821179
Thanks nona now I'm scared of horses too

No. 821245

this is what you see when you enter the afterlife (positive) (very fun and cool)

No. 821248

Is steam the new twitter when it comes to reviews7 Theres a dark horror yandere visual novel that has negative reviews only because the mc is a yandere and vn is messed up, which you would obviously expect in that case. But instead of turning their heads away n picking something else, people bitch and moan over how 'bad this game is for your mental health'. Go grow a spine ffs. jesus

No. 821253

>>821248
what's the name of the visual novel? curious

No. 821261

>>821253
i second this! sounds like a must play

No. 821264

>>821253
>>821261
Sutekina kanojo no tsukurikata

No. 821272

>>821264
Thank you! It sounds absolutely amazing from the plot description. Kinda wish it was a het romance, but on the other hand yuri fans deserve their yanderes, so good for them. I hope that the romance will be less cliche since it has 2 female protagonists.

No. 821283

>>821272
>yuri
>less cliche
lmao

No. 821287

>>821283
It's not a fluffy yuri though. I think those are the most cliche. Do you know more modern yuris with yandere heroines? I would dig that. I loved the 70's yuri manga with psycho love interests.

No. 821288

>>821287
tvtropes has a list on their "psycho lesbian" page but i haven't read/watched all the works listed

No. 821289

Runner's world added a subscription to their site. You can't view articles unless you pay. I'm too lazy to mess with the site source to disable the blurr they added but honestly fuck them. Or any site that wants you to pay to view their content.

No. 821290

>>821288
Hm, I will check. I imagine half of works listed are homophobic bullshit rather than a romanticized or sympathetic portrayal of a lesbian with extreme bpd, so they don't count

No. 821307

>>821248
Steam cant be fully trusted with reviews but given people have to actually play the game to review it, you can get a pretty accurate overview of what is it if you read a few positive and few negative reviews. I've looked up the game you're talking about and the criticizm that is not sjw-sounding focuses on how short it is and how try-hard. If you like try-hard edgy story that you can finish in 1h then you'll probably like it, but I can see why people would not enjoy it for non-sjw reasons.

No. 821317

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>crime rates and shootings near my city start sky rocketing
>laws against violent criminals becoming more lax because "muh mental health"
>people still want to travel here anyway
well it can't be helped

No. 821321

>>821171
She's the best I wish I have access to good quality episodes of this show

No. 821323

Why are there so few video games with attractive male characters that aren't skinny babyfaced twinks? No offence to those who like this type, it's just that I feel like I've outgrown (most of) them myself. While there is much more variety in male characters than in female characters overall, the vast majority of male characters are profoundly unappealing. Why are decently muscled male characters who don't look like roided-up freakshows so hard to find?

No. 821326

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sigh

wake up to go to work and goes on social media just to see the shit loads of fetish porn of the samsung assistant posted by scrote-ran accounts. i’m so freaking tired of everything ughhhh

No. 821327

>>821245
I hate being a nostalgiafag but oh, to be a dumb little kid again who actually enjoys stuff like ruffruff man

No. 821340

I have around 5 email adresses and can't delete a single one because some of them are linked to important accounts that won't let me change the email address and it makes me so mad. I just want to have everything in one place but nope, can't do.

No. 821348

>>821323
What kind of muscles are we talking about here, like the Naraku from Inuyasha or Rubeus from Sailor Moon type?

No. 821358

>>821326
God I want to bully Damon Albarn so bad.

No. 821363

I'm so glad my girlfriend is older than me and that we're both in our late 20's, it seems to be the trend of today to accuse lesbian influencers of grooming their girlfriends because of a 3-5 year old age gap. It's been happening a lot lately. Like a 24-year old woman dating a 19-year old woman (or even a 30-year old and a 25-year old) is considered ~literal pedophilia~ and some weird tranny went on a tirade about how 22-year olds shouldn't hang around 19-year olds because it's "sketchy" if not straight out grooming. I can't help but see this as some sort of a push for the homophobic predatory lesbian trope.

No. 821367

>>821358
t. noel gallagher

No. 821371

>>821363
>it seems to be the trend of today to accuse lesbian influencers of grooming their girlfriends because of a 3-5 year old age gap
>Like a 24-year old woman dating a 19-year old woman (or even a 30-year old and a 25-year old) is considered ~literal pedophilia~
That's been a fairly common opinion, at least on social media, for the past few years now. Any age gap of more than a year (not even more than a year if it's between a 17-year-old and an 18-year-old, because apparently there's a huge difference?) in a relationship is considered instantly predatory, pedophilic, and abusive by the current mainstream discourse around relationships and age. It's strange. A majority of the people directing this discourse are shut-in teenagers on social media, as if they have any kind of significant experience with relationships, romantic connections, intimacy, sex, so on. 90% of them have no real-world experience regarding those topics and everything they've learned about it they learned from internet discourse also directed by teenagers who no real-world experience, trying to dictate what's socially acceptable and what's "problematic" using Tumblr-tier reasoning.

I agree, it's just a not-so-subtle revival of the "predatory homosexual pedophile" trope. Most of the teenagers espousing those views are part of or fully supportive of the LGBT community (or would like to think they are) yet they don't see the irony of supporting the LGBT community while also propagating homophobic propaganda recycled from the 1950s.

No. 821378

>>821179
this reminded me of a cringe youtuber that got half of his finger bitten off by a horse

No. 821388

>>821371
At the same time there are countless of male youtubers aged 25 and up exploiting their underage groupies and extorting them for nudes/sexting yet people always direct their anger towards a gay person dating someone with an age gap with mutual consent and both being over 18. It's so bizarre and people seem to love pointing out how "Women can be predators too" as their wokest of takes. No shit they can, but the chances of this happening is marginal compared to a man taking advantage of kids almost half his age. There are discord servers busting at the seams with older men using minors (both male and female) as their personal sex dispensers but it always feels like everyone lets it slip and instead grabs the pitchforks when a woman over 25 breathes the same air as a tiny baby 20-year old. Maybe it's just a perspective error and exists in the online space I hang around in but you never see posts with 25k retweets talking about all the predatory roach daddies forcing illegal estrogen on young gay boys or ERPing with teenage girls since that's apparently anti-queer slut shaming swerf rhetoric or some stupid crap like so.

No. 821401

>>821388
The near constant exposure of the predatory and dishonest behavior of male internet personalities has unfortunately Stockholmed kids into thinking "well, MY favorite personality is one of the good ones" (up until he isn't). The cyclical nature of the boys will be boys defense is that people circle the wagons more and more as it becomes obvious how universal the problem is. The attempt to offload half the blame onto women is a distraction tactic, they have to magnify every real or perceiced wrongdoing to make up for how disproportionately men abuse.

No. 821405

How do i let the aliens know I’m down to clown

No. 821406

>>821371
When I removed myself completely from most fansites/communities is when this retarded shit gets applied to actual fictional characters. Like a 20 year old drawn man liking a 26 year old drawn men is "glorifying" abuse. I'm glad teenagers are aware of the dangers of adult predators that date down in age, but it's way overblown. They are terrified of sexuality and relationships, and are usually socially maladjusted and think 22 year olds are still literal children.

No. 821407

>>821405
Seconded, I want an alien boyfriend.

No. 821411

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What the hell is this ad. Is the guy coming in his pants or what

No. 821416

>>821411
He's exhilarated by the bargain rates they're telling him about

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No. 821420

Do men actual ever have any personal preferences of their own? It seems like almost all men only like what they're told to like by groups they're involved in or the media, very rare to ever see any men with unique tastes

No. 821421

I wanna go to Canada, I like Canada

No. 821426

>>821420
You could say the same about women who haven't broken out of the media programming that tells them wrinkly old Hollywood men are sexy silver foxes. People are easily led

No. 821429

>>821426
Depends on personal experience, I haven't met a single woman who actually liked older men outside of older women. Men are all the same though, they all like gaming, lifting, YouTube, drinking, etc. Literally you'll only see an uncommon interest once in a blue moon but most women usually have at least one uncommon interest.

As far as attraction is men like whatever their group tells them to like. If their group likes chubs they'll like chubs, if their group likes Asians they'll like Asians, if their group likes blondes they'll like blondes, just no form of individuality at all, they're all just carbon copies of who they surround themselves by. I also feel like this is why they get so defensive and fight so hard if they find out other men find things attractive that they don't or find things unattractive that they like, it confuses them and angers them because they don't know what to be attracted to in order to show off their partner. Men who truly like something and aren't sheep would just accept people like different things

No. 821449

>>821135
I've had this happen too, just with tumblr interactions kek

No. 821473

I feel bad when I'm hanging with my friend and she constantly justifies her food choices to me. She's pretty obese and eats a lot and I wish she would change that for her health. She bought and ate two ice sandwiches and a bag of chips in a sitting but constantly had to say she was only eating them because they're new and limited time and this is not something she would normally do. Like bitch I see you eat poorly all the time, I'm not judging you and you look pathetic trying to convince me or maybe yourself that it's ok for you to eat what you're eating.

No. 821474

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I just fell asleep during a video conference and woke up 2 hours after it should have ended, and was still seemingly logged on there, as the only person left in the call. This is so embarrassing, this was a small class and people stay longer to ask questions, I hope the teacher didn't say anything only to be "ignored" by me. It must have been 30 minutes before it ended that I fell asleep so deeply. What the fuck is wrong with me, I even overslept in the morning why am I like this

No. 821517

Internet users always get predictably triggered by the same topics and respond in the same ways every time. the internet manages to homogenize masses of people faster than marrying into a culture for generations can

No. 821528

ryu ga gotoku studio BLATANTLY LIES. men with abs are incapable of kindness. you're more likely to met a talking blue hedgehog in your lifetime than a buff man who cares about you

No. 821562

Wild. My aunt's husband randomly disappeared until she got an email from him saying he went back to his home country for cheaper medical treatment and he didn't want to worry her. Well that's already complete bullshit anyone can smell from a mile away. But then todayyyy omg I get a text from a family friend with a video confronting him because they saw him downtown. I feel so bad for my aunt but I'm happy someone confronted that asshole. He was too much of a pussy to ask for a divorce apparently. I feel guilty for enjoying some family milk.

No. 821566

>>821562
Holy shit, I feel so bad for your aunt. Insane someone would make up such a ridiculous lie instead just being a respectful adult.

No. 821569

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>>821528
Sad and true

No. 821571

>>821517
it's true, in real life you really see it when a topic comes up and one person gets more aggressive than everyone else with their internet-prescribed take, while the rest of the group is like "wtf chill we never heard of this before let's agree to disagree"

No. 821612

I miss last summer, when nobody had stupid ass loud garden parties with at least one chick that laughs too loud whenever somebody says something. I guess I have to sleep with my windows closed in this warm summer night.

No. 821637

I forgot that I shoved some (empty ofc) dog poo bags in my bra because I wasn’t wearing anything with pockets when I took my dog out earlier. Only remembered a second ago when I had to peel them off my tit. Real hot girl shit.

No. 821697

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just started watching 90210 and the woman playing naomi's mom looks as young (if not younger than) naomi. I hate hollywood

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