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No. 735418

reveal your sins… or virtues

previous thread >>>/ot/720261

No. 735421

i still mistake the words hubris and debris for each other

No. 735423

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>>735421

>tfw i don't know what either of those mean cause english isn't my first language so i don't either. but if anon isn't learning them i'm doubling down and never learning them either

No. 735424

>>735423
Debris
>dāˈbrē, noun, scattered pieces of waste or remains.
Hubris
>Hyoo-bris, noun excessive pride or self-confidence.

No. 735437

I have a really bad dermatillomania problem, and I've hidden it from everyone bu not taking selfies for over a year. Quarantine has helped hide, too. I'm at 24 hours clean right now and hoping to stop. I've never had bad skin before, and now I've made bad skin.

No. 735442

>>735437
I'm proud of you bitch!

No. 735483

>>735437
Good luck anon. I've been at it for ten years straight, so I'm proud of you for getting out now.

No. 735491

>>735423
hubris (hybris/ὕβϱις) is an ancient greek word, you can use it in your language (with your language's pronunciation obv) to sound cultured

No. 735494

>>735437
Me too. We got this, binch, no more picking! Manifesting moisturizer and cold compresses for you ♥

No. 735496

I literally cannot feel any attraction to irl men yet I masturbate nightly to doujins of my husbando.

No. 735509

An online friend who has feelings for me sometimes writes cringy and borderline obsessive vent posts about how much he's in love with me, and I like reading them because they give me an ego boost.

No. 735522

6 months single. Longest time since I've been a teenager thst I've been single. It feels good af. I have been maintaining boyfriends and partners at the expense of maintaining myself. I'm getting to know me. I'm actually starting to enjoy my own company. I don't wake up in the morning angry or annoyed just well rested.

No. 735555

>>735509

oh man i need me a simp like that.

where do they post their vents? you dont have to share any im just curious as to how youre seeing it

No. 735562

>>735555
i had a simp like that, i had to cut him off because he was so broken and emotionally retarded from being in love with me. it’s only fun for a week or two.

No. 735576

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i had a simp who was in love with me for about 9 years (we met in early middle school). he asked me to be his girlfriend three times. once in middle school and two times in high school. whatever. i considered him my best scrote friend. i never saw him as anything else.

december 2020 i'm drunk with some friends. he's completely sober the entire time. he arrived at the party and immediately sat with me and a friend. says "i'm not gonna drink, i have to look out for you two" (he's friends with the girl i'm with as well). keep drinking. have fade memories. he took me to an alley and made me give him a bj. tried having sex with me too, was telling me he about it, but the female friend i was with earlier noticed what was happening and said she was taking me home. god bless her soul.

i was in denial for a few days about what had happened. i thought he was my best scrote friend. even my best friend, i've known her for three years. this guy i've trusted for so long… i text him, ask him what happened.

>"i had feelings for you. i never had a chance to "make my way in" because you dated X then Y. so i saw the opportunity to flirt with you and took it"

>"THAT WASNT ME LETTING YOU IN! I WAS WASTED YOU SICK FUCK. I CANT BELIEVE I CONSIDERED YOU A FRIEND"

block him everywhere. hope to never see him ever. we had mutual scrotes friends from middle school, i hanged with scrotes a lot. they unfriended me even though we had been friends for so long. whatever, scrotes will support scrotes.

fuck that guy

No. 735578

My hair is so fucking greasy and dirty rn but it's curly so no one can tell, it just looks hydrated.

No. 735582

>>735578
I hope so, girl. Shayna probably says the same thing lol

No. 735583

>>735576
Holy fuck this made me flinch. I hope you're okay these days and it doesn't make you lose sleep or anything. I'm enraged on your behalf, that's horrific.

No. 735584

>>735578

im sorry anon, >>735582 fucking destroyed you

No. 735586

>>735576
fuck that scrote and the scrote friends, they will always side with each other. i'm really sorry you had to see the real him in such a disgusting way, he ruined his memory in your heart. fuck him. at least your girl friend was there, bless her soul. take care anon.

No. 735594

I woke up this morning fucking full of rage for no reason and I'm ready to confront my boyfriend about some shit but I know I'm probably just overly angry because I'm PMSing but I don't give a fuck the time is the time

No. 735596

>>735576
If we lived in a just society he would be castrated. Fuck that nasty pathetic stupid piece of shit. Glad you got out of their immediately, these types of boys are the fucking worst insidious bastards for thinking they have some kind of access to you just because you pity them enough to be their friend

No. 735599

Sometimes when I'm hungry I take sliced salami out of the fridge and put mustard on it, roll it up and eat it

No. 735603

>>735599
Lmao reminds me of my aunt preparing me a “snack” which was single packaged cheese slices w paprika powder

No. 735610

>>735583
>>735586
>>735596

thank you anons. this is something im still coming to terms with.

i was sexually abused when i was five years old. whats crazy… i was too afraid to tell anyone. the first time i ever spoke about it i was 15. i told THIS scrote that i had been raped. my "best friend"/simp at the time. he told me "i wish i could kill him". i cry on his shoulder… and… he does this to me last year. never trust scrotes. no matter how "woke" they seem to act for you. never fucking trust a scrote like that. not even after 9 years. not even after he said he wanted to kill your rapist.

also a fun fact, the girl that took me home actually had a crush on him for years too thats kinda amusing. i knew this, so the day after i text her, tell her im really confused. she doesnt answer for a long time. i start having the vague memories of the bj and think she hates me because of it (he was not discrete about it). she talked about liking scrote a lot, so i thought she was pissed. i feel like shit. start blaming myself. having breakdown. she does text me later, apologizes profusely and tells me she didnt know what to do or what to say and was shocked. said she didnt know if she was supposed to call the cops or something. shes just really really sorry and didnt know how to handle things. i tell her i love her. lol, i really thought she actually picked that scrote over me, how stupid. shes an angel.

No. 735652

>>735423
>>735421
>>735491
yep, it's definitely funny because none of those words are from english ! don't worry anons, nobody's judging you over being confused with those fancy ass words.

No. 735653

From age 12 up until age 15, I wanted to not have nipples so bad to the point that I daydreamed about getting breast cancer and having to have both my nipples removed, I had severe body issues and it didn't help that I saw anime girls with no nipples as a way of censoring.

No. 735656

>>735653

ANON WHAT THE FUCK

No. 735666

>>735653
are you the blonde lady from american mary?

No. 735676

>>735653
to be fair i kinda understand this, fuck nipples they're ugly

No. 735686

>>735653
I still wish I could have perfectly smooth tiddies sometimes, it’s okay anon

No. 735687

>>735576
>>735610
I'm so sorry that happened to you.
Did you talk to the other scrotes though? Outright use the word rapist to describe him? If they hear that and they still choose to defend him then let people or their partners know at least that these dudes are supporting a rapist. I wish men were appropriately dealt with for standing by literal rapists–if they defend a rapist then they shouldn't be interacting with women at all.

No. 735703

I broke my hymen on a carrot as a horny teenager. That will forever be my hymen story.

No. 735705

>>735703
I broke mine on a hairbrush handle, the pain was so intense that I'm just glad I broke it by myself. It would've been a miserable first time if I'd waited to break it with PIV

No. 735707

>>735703
it was a curling iron for me

No. 735708

>>735703
for some reason my hymen didnt break or bleed the first few years of me probing in there with my fingers but i bled on a cucumber like a basic b

No. 735721

>>735703
I tried to break it with a test tube from my chemistry kit kek, I stood in the bathtub because I thought it'd release so much blood.

I think I broke my hymen with my second sexual partner (fucked the first hundreds of times and he was average), who had a 9 inch dick and we went pretty fast. I'm not too sure how it works but maybe the first dick stretched it back due to gentle sex?

No. 735723

>>735703
Is it really that common to have to "break" your hymen? If nobody told me a hymen was a thing then I would have never known because nothing like that happened to me. It was smooth sailing from the start.

No. 735728

>>735723
I don't know. Depends on what kind of hymen you have, how aroused you are, etc.

No. 735733

>>735555
On his public tumblr, lol. He's depressed and has some serious issues with self loathing so some of the shit he writes is pretty concerning/scary. But then some of it is like "no one will ever come even close to being like her, she's perfect in every way, my heart hurts when I think of her", lol. He knows I read them.

>>735562
Oh yeah I don't help him with his problems anymore, he's pretty fucked up. I just told him that I can't handle it and helped him find a therapist, so we don't talk about any heavy topics anymore. It works for me.

No. 735735

Good ol hymen stories make me feel nostalgic

No. 735738

>>735723
I had so much pain with mine that I gave up on my first few attempts to break it. Then I had to brave the sharpest pain when I finally did it and I still bled for about the first dozen times I had anything in me after that too. I think it varies that much though. Both are normal but just two different ends of the hymen spectrum lol

No. 735739

>>735703
Thought I broke it with an empty square bottle that was like 2inx8in but my obgyn said it's there. I had pain and a little blood so I guess it healed itself? Purposefully wanted it gone because I didn't want a guy to have it but I'm not interested in men so guess I screwed myself. Glad I never gave scrote sex.

No. 735740

>>735584
it's okay because i actually have curly hair unlike shayna's greasy ass (i'm also not white which helps too kek)

No. 735756

I was so obsessed with my grade school crush that I had sexual fantasies with him all until I was 14.it all happened when I found a facebook post where he called a girl a hottie and he was replying to another classmate of mine under that post about buying marijuana.it broke my heart that very night I saw it and it repelled me to the point that I was no longer attracted to him.I remembered being so confused and sad.dumb but true.

No. 735761

i'm grateful to my mom for allowing to have my earlobes pierced as a newborn. if it wasn't for that i sure as hell wouldn't have pierced them later, i'm too much of a coward

No. 735764

>>735703
Mine was a rubber toothbrush handle because some scrote I was talking to on the internet groomed me into cyber sex. From there it only escalated to hairbrush handles.

Honestly I recall the sudden 'pop' it made to be so fucking weird. Don't remember a lot of blood but enough to have me concerned, didn't have much sex education back when I was a preteen. I thought I injured myself. Or stuck it in wrong. I chose the handles of things because I thought those rubbery end grips with the bumps would feel good lmao.

No. 735765

>>735756
Kinda reminds me of my grade school crush, he lost weight over the summer and I wasn't attracted to him anymore kek

No. 735769

i got so much into programming because of my high school computer science teacher, god, she was so beautiful. my classmates and i thought she was mean and strict at first but she mellowed out and turned out really nice. i felt so guilty about being attracted to her though

No. 735771

>>735761
How do you deal with vaccines or injections in general?

No. 735772


No. 735780

>>735703
Broke mine because I was an avid bike rider. Most girls break their hymen this way rather than through penetration

No. 735783

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my confession is that I am attracted to my co worker.
I have had a boyfriend for about 2 years now. I met him online, been living with him for a year now.
August of last year Ive started a job about half a year ago where I met a very nice co worker that is only 2 years older than me.
Ive have been a shut in NEET since I was 14, so my boyfriend has been the only male ive hung out IRL for a long time period now. (I am 23, met at 21)
Through sheer coincidence of very specific and similar interests I have developed very wholesome and borderline affectionate feelings towards the guy at work, i really think he is very cool, interesting and since we both are nurses, i see how he treats people that even treat him badly and to see that makes me melt a little sometimes. if i was not with my bf i would definitely persue dating him. is it ok to be friends with males you definitely like if you are in a relationship? is it ok to feel so platonically attracted to someone? is this even platonic if nothing has happened between us two aside just having a drink and talking about our lives?

I have always had male friends when i was growing up, as i have always been a tomboy, and it feels so wrong to feel wrong about male friends. especially since im sure that he doesnt feel attracted to me.

No. 735786

I have mommy issues and wanna be mommy dommed despite being "straight"

No. 735807

>>735703
Hairbrush handle for me…

No. 735808

I have a terrible memory of faces, I work in customer service and I only remember clients with animals. We have a guy who regularly comes here, I would be unable to say what he looks like at gunpoint, but I can describe his English bulldog in perfect details.

No. 735817

i just spent 400$ on ordering jewellery

No. 735822

A video of some guy recording his hands while playing a hard song on osu made me wet. There's no hope for me

No. 735838

>>735786
Same

My confession is that I've been really, really gay for first Lara Croft and then Bayonetta since I was a kid. And then that turned into a milky mommy fetish

No. 735871

>>735817
quality over quantity i hope
>>735838
it was such a missed opportunity for Bayonetta to be lesbian, i really thought she was until i heard she has a bland boyfriend or something

No. 735884

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My first sexual fantasy was being clamped to a mad scientist's table and having my brain removed.

I also used to imagine my boyfriend was the devil (I wasn't a particularly edgy kid, I just thought he was sexy) and he was nine feet tall, red, ridiculously ripped, with goat legs and horns and he had a truly enormous dick and wore an iron condom, in my mind's eye his willy looked like Bullet Bill.

Another time we had a Japanese lady come to do a teaching exchange with our school and I made her a goodbye present which was a really long roll of paper with all the kanji she taught us. I did lots of rituals as a child and I decided that I had to expose each character to my vulva (I don't remember why) so I rolled it out on the floor and wore a nightie with no knickers and put my feet either side of it and walked the length of the paper lifting up the hem of my nightie and then rolled it up to give to the exchange teacher. I thought I'd made a magic scroll but on reflection that was a really strange thing to do.

No. 735910

>>735871
Bayonetta doesnt have a bf, maybe try actually playing the games someday.

No. 735917

Samefag but also my first tongue kiss was my cousin.

I used to put wasps or bees in a Tupperware with spiders to see who would win.

Once my mum took me to the doctor for nits and the doctor took a look at my scalp and said I didn't have nits, I was just really really dirty.

On a similar vein I was such a feral child that my hair eventually grew into two disgusting clumps either side of my head and one day my dad grabbed me by the clump and straight up just cut them off with kitchen scissors. I lived with two huge bald patches and tufts of hair on the top for months.

No. 735980

>>735884
Kek honestly anon you sound similarly retarded like I was. Are you bipolar or schizophrenic?

No. 735984

>>735980
I'm definitely something. I got diagnosed atypical BPD, PTSD, and depression, but schizophrenia runs in my family, my dad had it and my brother has the odd psychotic episode so idk if they just automatically diagnosed me with BPD by because I'm a woman who tried to an hero. How about you?

No. 735986

>>735984
Bipolar type 1 lel

No. 735988

One of the biggest reasons I don't want kids is because more than half of my friends with brothers have told me about how sexually inappropriate they were with them as teenagers. Like, grabbing their tits "as a joke" regardless of how many times they're told to knock it off, or spying on them in the shower under the guise of "I forgot something" or some other weak ass excuse. The prominence of brother/sister porn just solidifies to me that most guys would fuck their sister if they could. It's fucking disgusting and I don't want to risk having a son and worrying about him sexually harassing his sister.

No. 736033

>>735988
You can literally have just one kid though
Also where the fuck do you live? Never happened to me, I have a brother and sisters

No. 736040

>>735988
I know a concerning number of women who either have had an uncle imprisoned for abusing them or who were molested by an uncle but they 'didn't want to upset the family by bringing it up' So it's mostly uncles that worry me.

No. 736050

>>735610 I'm so happy that girl did the right thing. Stay strong anon, much love.

No. 736056

>>736033
>never happened to me
Congrats to you.

No. 736064

I love mating press and sucking dick and balls very much and in fact I wish I was doing it right now

No. 736070

>>735988

That's super fucked. Tbh its a story ive heard a lot. Despite not having had it happen to me, im not denying scrotes want to fuck their sister etc. I knew a dude in hs who had a boner for his little sister unironically.

There was also this 4chan thread that I watched the drams go down but this guy moved into his sisters room after she moved out and posted "what should i do". Proceeded to retard level show panties etc. And then inevitably a photo of her causing dox and her (now nuked) makeup YT and insta to be flooded with "your brother is a fucking pervert" content and ofc contacting his parents…. I shudder hardcore thinking of what happened after to her like living knowing that…

No. 736072

>>736040

Most CSA is done by close friends and family members. So no scrote is safe.

No. 736075

>>736033
I live in a nice suburb in the USA. I'm glad it hasn't happened to you, anon, but it's still really common.

Also, I don't want kids at all, this is just one of the most major reasons. And if I did, I wouldn't want my only kid to be a moid.

No. 736083

>>736070
Oh my god, that poor woman, I can't even imagine how horrifying that must have been for the family. Like, it's bad enough to know your brother wants you, but to have him flex his degeneracy on 4chan and even show your pic… sweet baby Jesus. I hope he got disowned.

No. 736100

Foot anon back at it again, to the anons who said “maybe the footjob loosened him up cause it was a joke and he was nervous!” Wrong lmao, slept over at his house last night and somehow we were having sex even after he was like 6 shots deep, but every time we changed positions if he got a little soft I’d just give him a quick footjob and we were back in business. My confession is that I’ve always wanted a man to be super into my feet and now that the function of someone’s dick literally depends on it?? Kinda love it tbh. He says he won’t suck on my toes but now he’s acting so whipped since he unlocked the power of fucking we’ll see if I can reverse that position.

No. 736101

>>736100
It is my dream to have a man that into my feet. God speed anon

No. 736108

>>735599
Me but i get a piece of provolone and wrap it in prosciutto and salami and capricollo and eat it in one fucking bite

No. 736120

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I find myself envious of these 18-21 yo weeby e-girls and I hate myself for it.

I'm only 28, but I feel fucking ancient and I see these girls being cute and weeby, wearing the same clothing styles I've loved since middle school, it unironically triggers me. It brings me a mixture of nostalgia and longing, almost feeling like I was born 10 years earlier than I should have been.

It's so irrational because it's not like I don't have anything going on and am "past my prime" or whatever. I'm still objectively young, I'm very happily married, and I have way more money than most people my age. The fact I'm feeling like an old washed up hag and envying the youth of these e-girls is just pitiful and I have no idea what the psychology behind it is. Especially since I fucking hate social media and don't even have any accounts. So, it's not about popularity I don't think. IDFK.

No. 736125

making really dark jokes does not mean you actually believe what you're pedaling, and comedy is dead because nobody can take a joke anymore

No. 736134

>>736120
I get your feels. I personally dont feel jealous of them though. I am jealous of the fact that clothes and trends like that were not as easily accessible to me at the time. Plus people are more accepting of alt black people now and I wouldnt get harassed out of those spaces these days like i was in the 90s-early 2000s.

No. 736135

>>735494
I fucked up and sat in front of the mirror for an hour straight picking at my acne and scabs from the past few days. I'm disgusted with myself. I don't know how to stop and I'm getting uglier every day I do it.

No. 736137

>>736120
just dress like that, who cares, do it for yourself

No. 736142

>>736120
it kind of reads to me like you wanted to be alt at that age but couldn't for whatever reason? if that's the case it's never too late to dress however you'd like. being alt isn't exclusively reserved for 18 year olds on tiktok and it never has been, there are goths and punks in their 50s

No. 736156

>>735496
Literally me. I wish he was real.

No. 736158

>>735708
I don't think fingers are enough to break it unless you proper shove your hand.

No. 736164

>>735884
I want to be friends with you anon

No. 736224

I have a bedbug issue right now (I'm not even sure where the fuck they came from?) and I used to kill them in the beginning, but I feel so bad about it so now I just throw them in the toilet.

No. 736258

>>736224
Anon, please wash your bedsheets and vaccum the floor

No. 736260

>>736258
I knooow anon. I wash all my bed stuff regularly and I've been using a bedbug spray my grandma recommended (apparently it's what they use at the place she works when patients have bedbugs). I'm pretty sure they came from a roommate.

No. 736263

>>736260
Anon, you're gonna have to throw out your furniture and get an exterminator to clear your place. I've had bed bugs before and they do not go away unless you do that, no amount of cleaning or regular spray will work sadly. I had to live with them for three years because my mother didn't want to hire an exterminator out of embarrassment or throw shit out, so we tried all the other kind of remedies.

No. 736311

I want to date a footfag so I can gross them out with how weird and nasty my feet are.

No. 736314

>>736311
do it anon. the more footfags that are converted to being disgusted by feet, the better.

No. 736316

I have an immense crush on a historical figure and it’s tearing me apart. I’m just sad that I’ll never know what his voice sounds like and how he look when they smile. Or how luminous his eyes would be and so on.
I also feel like such a weirdo for it, as in I should just be well adjusted and be able to leave it but I always come around to thinking about him again.
I don’t know why I have such a weird fixation, but I think it’s because I feel like he was kind of misunderstood and I feel like he shouldn’t have died the way he did. I mean there’s also more but I don’t wanna sperg about it. I’m just strangely in love with him. I don’t want to date anybody because nobody will ever be him.

No. 736317

2020 was the first time I ever had sex and felt completely horrible and disgusting and empty and sick after and now it won’t go away. I think I have PTSD???

No. 736330

>>736317
Are you okay? I felt the same when I first had sex too, it gave me a bit of trouble afterwards

No. 736332

>>736311
I have hard skin on my feet and I do wonder if the average footfag is horrified by shit like that or if they just have no standards because.. Footfag

No. 736336

>>736317
Did you actually want it? As in, you really thought to yourself you want to have sex with this person right now, or was it more of a "Aahh, might as well…" thing? I think getting behind this could maybe help you

No. 736350

>>736332
They don't care unless it's some shit like athlete foot, wounds or yellow as fuck

(my ex was a footfag)

No. 736353

>>736317
I had sex for the first time mainly to 'get it out of the way' and it's a shit memory even this many years after. Dunno if you're talking about something similar to those regrets or worse. There's the virginity thread in g if you want to read about other awful first times. It's depressingly relatable.

No. 736391

When nobody else is home I try on clothes from my closet and look at myself in the mirror and think how pretty I am

No. 736432

>>736391
Same. Onto the future where we can do this even when other people are there!

No. 736479

>>736156
Sisters in suffering. I have actually cried real tears a few times because my husbando isn't real and, even if he was, he wouldn't want to fuck me because he's high-key gay coded. Ouch.

>>736164
Haha I'll 100% be your friend anon ♥

No. 736503

>>736120
I feel like this too anon, especially if I let myself scroll tiktok. I'll be 26 this year and I feel like I'm already developing the aging characteristics (eyebags, saggy skin, texture) that would make it impossible for me to try the same beauty trends as a 19 year old egirl who only looks that way because of youth.

I guess for me it's sad because I used to look at those fashions and think "when I lose weight that will look great on me!" but now that I've lost the weight..? It's not like I can think, "when I look younger I'll try that out!" I guess I feel a panic about being locked onto this unavoidable path of aging.

No. 736505

>>736479

LMFAOOO anons pls

No. 736515

>>736134
I'm sometimes jealous of this exact thing, in the mid to late 2000s when I was in my late teens alternative clothing was extremely expensive and inaccessible. I dreamed of owning all the weeby pastelcore crap tiktok girls wear now but it only existed in my wildest dreams. I feel bitter that I wasn't able to wear it when I was "the appropriate age" i.e. 16-20 myself.

But then I remember that I can wear it just fine now at 30 and if I was posting OOTDs online in my teens I would've been bombarded with perverted coomer scrotes trying to groom me and been occupied with retarded teenage drama with my catty peers. My skin might be 10% saggier than it was in my mid teens but that's a small price to pay for living in a balanced headspace being able to chill out.

No. 736538

>>736503
it'll probably help you to remember that even younger egirls use filters and shoop the fuck out of their pics to acheive that look. by no means do most 18-21 year old egirls look old without editing, but there's a big emphasis on making yourself look even younger and uwu so smol in egirl fashion and so most of them filter out all of their skin imperfections and facetune themselves to have the same babyface alien look. once you realize that egirls are basically the "alt" answer to instagram baddies (aka fake as shit) you start to feel better about seeing them.

No. 736541

I'm an ESL-chan that never learned how to use "that" correctly as a conjunction, so to not out myself as someone from my country (because we tend to overuse that a lot) I just leave it out whenever I can, even if it wouldn't sound weird (or even better) keeping it in that particular case

No. 736542

I used to find Armie Hammer attractive and I still do despite all this shit he's been doing. Help me. Help me ladies.

No. 736574

>>736120
I'm jealous because I used to dress just like this (but shittier, since the clothes were expensive and manic panic wasn't a thing in my shithole) in like 2013-2014 but I got bullied for it so much, and now tiktok girls are getting famous for it. I was pointed and laughed at every damn day.
I can still wear it I guess but people would then laugh at me for being a "grown ass cow" and I also don't even want to dress like that anymore, I'm just jealous because I was never allowed to be myself. I don't know if you'd call it jealousy, maybe bitterness is a better word.

No. 736575

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>>736120
anon, im same age and in the same boat as you. never forget that we walked so e-girls could run. we have earned our right to enjoy weeby and alt shit. Wear what you want and don't give a fuck. maybe just get some quality pieces so that you don't look cheap.
remember: do what you want, don't hurt the ones you love

No. 736579

>>736120
Jesus can you guys stop with "the wall" thing. You can wear whatever you want. You're only 28 but you're acting like you're 92. If you want to be an egirl, be an egirl.

No. 736580

>>736575
This is one of the best posts I've seen in a while, thanks anon

No. 736581

>>736579
hell if a 92 year old wants to dress like an egirl more power to them too kek. the only people who want to gatekeep alternative fashion based on age are 13-18 year old tiktokers who don't think they're going to be in their 20s, 30s, 40s and beyond one day anyways

No. 736584

I fully believed I could psychically control the weather for about five years.

I once mistook a shower in a French public bathroom for one of their hole in the ground toilets and did a poo in it. I fled the scene as soon as I realised my mistake.

I told my friends in school I was a daemon and a couple believed me. I said I can make you into a daemon too, you just have to eat these yellow pods I found in my garden in your bathroom at 8PM and one of them got really angry at me because she actually did it and got really sick, and she was especially aggravated because she wasn't even a daemon at the end of it. I got suspended from school. If you're reading this I'm sorry you got sick, Lydia, but in my defence it's not my fault your body couldn't handle my daemon powers.

No. 736589

I have to take breaks from /ot/ sometimes because so many of you bitches are so insecure and unironically handmaid-minded even though you use the word “scrote” every other sentence. It makes me feel so embarrassed and drained to be around you. The fucking state of lolcow, I wish we still had people with the mental age progression past high school around.

No. 736593

I have a hormone imbalance I am currently not treating and in my PMS I get really annoyed, sensitive and full of pain. So today my dad was being extra loud just to annoy me and teasing me when I asked him to stop. He only does this when he knows I will react strongly. So I ate his flan and dumped the syrup inside his work bag when he was about to leave

No. 736594

>>736589
Right! In the end they all want Chad's cock. Is so annoying how even though everyone is a radfem men wont get out of their heads. Enough. No more men talk

No. 736611

>>736584
Ilu anon

No. 736616

I loooove when women have a Singaporean accent and a deeper voice

No. 736626

>>736594
You ain’t slick retard, don’t reply to my fucking post, you’re unloved and unwanted

No. 736628

>>736594
I will always regard retarded women here higher than you kys

No. 736629

>>736594
wash your rank ass balls

No. 736630

>>736594
I absolutely loathe that whenever we get a spike of newfags they really insist on thinking they’re going to come on here and change the entire board by complaining that women post about being women

No. 736631

I'm really insecure about being underweight and I can't complain or talk about it without people assuming I'm ana or humblebragging. I don't even have any kind of excuse or illness, I'm just gross and feel like a sexless shrimp

No. 736641

>>736594
The poor little incels.co member got completely lost someone take this man back lol

No. 736656

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>>736631
I'm not insecure about being underweight but I hate that I can't just complain about having a hard time find stylish clothes my size easily because of my body type and people thinking I'm a teenager because of my body to the point it's severely ruining the way people around me perceive, which means it's also ruining my career plans and any potential love life outside of countries where women are expected to be womanlets. I know how you feel about that and I can't help but find it hilarious when people accuse us of humblebragging even though I always empathized with girls having low confidence because of their body, regardless of body type, now I don't give a shit anymore about these girls.

No. 736713

i love forcing the people i follow on tumblr to stop reblogging fucking stupid discourse by accusing them of ‘sympathising with terf ideology’ on anon. i’m always completely bullshitting, but it gets people to delete the stupid ass 15 page discourse posts about XYZ zoomer piece of media being pwoblematic or whatever the fuck they’ve recently reblogged to look appropriately woque, kek. i do feel kind of bad about it but i just cannot fucking abide dipshit takes in between my vibey pictures of the moon and i already have 50 billion different sjw words banned to avoid seeing it in the first place

No. 736727

>>736713
God, that's hilarious. Terfs really are the boogeyman in leftist social media circles huh?

No. 736735

>>736713
Based. Make them all sick to the gills with the ones doing it unironically.

No. 736755

>>736713
i love you anon, keep doing gods work

No. 736766

>>736713
Lmao based

No. 736800

>>736120
Nah anon, dress like that now. Fuck whoever tries to stop you.

No. 736808

>>736656
NAYRT but I have a question about this actually–how do you make sure the guys that show interest in you aren't weird pedos or infantilizing you? I'm not super skinny but I'm fairly slim and 5'2 and even at my size I constantly feel infantilized and fetishized

No. 736809

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I think I talked about it in the previous confession thread but I wanted for some time to remake a twitter account and see how long I'd last by being myself there since I wouldn't have to follow irl friends and people I used to know from tumblr. Well, I did make an account and just liking tweets and following a bunch of artists I already follow on instagram after only making one tweet made the algorithm think I was a bot. I was nearly suspended for using the website as intended. Maybe it's just because nobody follows me yet?

No. 736810

>>736808
Just date people your own age who see you as an independent human with your own autonomy. In my experience weird scrotes like that will treat you like a kid from the get-go. Putting other women down is a huge red flag too.

No. 736818

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This makes me sound like a stupid weeb but whenever I want to look up an art or craft tutorial I always translate it to Korean or Japanese and then look up the kr/jp terms. Somehow it always seems to look much better

No. 736821

I was lurking my ex from like six years ago at 3am with my 74 year old grandmother of all people and accidentally sent him a friend request. We were trying to find any dirt since he DFE'd when I dumped him, I want to know if he came back to this country since he freaks me out and now he knows I did that. Six years later. My fear levels are like skyhigh right now even though my boyfriend and grandma find it pretty funny. I'm terrified though because he might be in the same city as me again and I have no idea now. Our mutual friend suddenly started viewing my instagram stories and can correlate to him that I was with my grandma at 3am, so I feel terrified even though my account is only artwork and very impersonal. I just feel anxious as shit and it's because I'm an idiot. In my defense though it was my grandma's idea, but it my my fucking senior citizen-esque fucking thumbs. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I am an IDIOT

No. 736823

>>736808
The very few times I've had guys hit on me, every time it was just high schoolers trying some shit with me or guys my age talking to me normally and being very disappointed that I wasn't way younger than them. In the second case they awkwardly say "aah ok I thought you were younger than you are! Sorry, b-but I guess you won't have too many wrinkles when you get older, right? haha" and such dumb jokes to make sure I'm not too offended and they stop talking or just straight up leave.

Normal, decent guys avoid me because they think I'm too young for them. The very few ones I got along with seemed to treat me like I was immature or stupid until they learn my age, then they also think I was horribly offended by their behavior and it gets too awkward for us to stay friends. I'm accepting the fact that I'll die a virgin at this point, the only time I was treated like a normal woman was abroad when I lived in Asia for several months because I was a womanlet among womanlets, and as soon as I saw that men who weren't hideous creeps were kinda into me I got cockblocked by corona. In my case this is all because of a rare disorder or illness or whatever, so I can't say my case is that common. I do have friends and family who look way younger than they are but they tend to date guys they knew for a long time or their friends' friends so that's a bit easier for them.

No. 736832

>>736818
I do this too! But only in jp since it's the only one I can understand.
For Japan personally, I believe that what happens is that they have a big history and culture surrounding crafting and they respect it a lot, so it makes sense that they have a lot of resources to do it and usually, when people do it, they do it very well. They have big sessions in bookstores dedicated to craft books. I miss it

No. 736842

>>736809
Twitter always does that to new accounts in the last few years. I'm not sure why but I believe it's a way to force users to tie their phone number to their account.

No. 736859

>>736842
I gave my phone number to unlock my account and right after that I removed my phone number in my settings. Fuck them.

No. 736862

>>736823
Diff anon, just being babyfaced I relate to this. The amount of times my thirty-something year old ass has had the joyful experience of older men approaching me and as we talk it sinks in to them that I don't speak like I'm about 19. Where I am men are pretty awkward about outright asking age but they get clues when they ask about jobs and then their faces kind of drop because they wanted to think some young and more importantly 'very inexperienced girl' was falling for their shit and about to hand out her number. They act all animated and cheery like they're talking to a kid and then the act slips as they realise. I hate it but at times I also love how predictable it is.

It's shows you so many crap examples of men that it's hard to view them as not being predatory and gross overall. That's the worst part. Trying to have some faith after years of those approaches.

No. 736866

Still have a mutual friend with an ex I can get info from and low and behold my ex has involved himself further with paramilitaries and is now also abusing opiates as well as cocaine. I am so happy I dumped him. He's gotten worse off in his addictions and is going to end up dead and I was worried he was to do better than me. He might not even be alive in a few months.

No. 736885

>>736862
Yeah I can't trust men after that happened too many times. As I said, best case scenario is when you get along with a male classmate or coworker around your age, you're just friendly and once they learn that you're their age or older they completely change their attitude and you realize they were treating you like some immature child more than with others.

That case also happened with female coworkers actually. I had one who was just one year older than me and who was sperging about her getting married, getting a very nice job and having a house so young all the time. She actually looked older than she was and everyone who didn't know her thought she was in her late 30s instead of 26 years old, which she took as a compliment for her maturity when they were guessing based on her looks. She was treating me like an idiot at times for some reasons, mostly because of misunderstandings on her part, and at some point we were talking about how old we were when we got access to the internet at home for the first time because the topic came up in a meeting about marketing some products. She said she was 15 years old at the time, and I said it's funny how it's different for a lot of people our age and how in my case we had our first computer when I was 6, and she cut me off and told me to shut up because we're not even from the same generation. I said I was already 25 so it's very on-topic, then shut up for the rest of the day. This bitch couldn't even bother to remember my age despite me telling her several times and saying I was doing this internship to graduate with a master's degree so clearly I was just getting out of high school. After that she finally stopped behaving this way but she never apologized for being a rude bitch, and I stopped giving a fuck at this point and ignored her for the rest of my contract unless absolutely necessary. And given how awkward the entire meeting was after that, I think my coworkers finally realized I was going to stop pretending to be outgoing and friendly if that's how they're gonna be with me. I have other examples from my job in retail before that with customers thinking several times I was underage so they thought I was doing my mandatory middle school internship or they asked me if I could tell them how their teenage relatives could get a job here. I was 24 at the very least back then and that became an inside joke with my coworkers. Sorry, I feel like I'm venting more than anything right now

No. 736896

>>736821
Your grandma sounds absolutely based hatestalking exes and digging up dirt. I want to become the salty ass lolcow browsing petty bitch in my 70s too.

No. 736902

>>736862
A scrote thought I was lying when I put 28 on my Tinder profile and was hoping I would be much younger, bordering on illegal. He stopped being kind to me once I showed him my ID during the date.
I also look a lot younger now than I did at 19 because I was stressed out, poor and nobody taught me how to put on makeup or pluck my eyebrows right. And you know what? I used to be completely invisible to men, now I'm visible only to the sad pedo creeps, all the nice ones are already taken.

No. 736906

>>736902
Plz anon, there's a dream man still out there for us anon and they won't already be a parent.

No. 736907

>>736859
Based but don't you worry that it's never truly GONE even when you remove it?

No. 736909

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>>736885
>>736862
I'm the anon who asked about this and wow, your experiences sound terrible. I get mistaken for underage by other women mostly, the only thing that bothers me about my size/looking young with guys is that when we're dating they constantly joke about how "small" I am and send me images like picrel and say like, omg I'm gonna put you in there. It's kind of degrading but whatever, doesn't sound as bad as what you anons put up with.

No. 736915

>>736906
Not her but I already gave up. I'm going to be a kissless virgin for the rest of my life whether I like it or not.

No. 736917

>>736915
Damn it anon, I'll kiss you, its the least. But there's dudes out there I know it. There's got to be male equivalent of someone that took their time getting their shit together and managing to not sire children. I feel it in my bones.

No. 736922

>>736862
Just seeing someone else talk about men dropping the friendly/excited kid voice when they realize you aren’t the teenage jailbait of their dreams is so relieving. I’m not particularly short but I am skinny and very baby faced and dress a little edgy and that moment where I realize a guy was using his kid voice while trying to get me to fuck him is just beyond agonizing. I have like no experience with guys and can already come off as a bit immature diagnosed sperg when I’m not going out of my way to act older, so it really feels sometimes that the only guy who would ever be interested in me are closet pedos.
sorry for the vent but also, found out I was the only girl above 18 that this serial predator assaulted and I still don’t know how to process that

No. 736931

I'm a 30 year old ana chan who weighs 120 but I used to be 94lbs. I will never be that small again and its depressing me because it is the only thing I think about everyday. God damn why cant I jjay stop eating! I wish someone would just kidnap me for a month, not let me eat and let me free once I've lost 10lbs

No. 736932

back to complain about my weight and body, i hate being so tall. i'm like 5'5" (or 5'6", maybe 5'4" if i'm being nice to myself) and 139 pounds i get so envious of people that are like sub 5'3 and 100 pounds? i want to be small and dainty but i'm doomed to be slender at best due to my height. FUCK

No. 736934

>>736932
100lbs at 5'3 just looks average though. If you were that weight at 5'5 you'd actually look skinny.

No. 736935

>>736932
your height is average

No. 736936

>>736896
She's a fucking riot, she acts closer to my age than any of her daughters, or even my very proper cousins. You don't lose pep with age when you've got it!

No. 736937

>>736932
Man it's hard to be slender at 5'3. Women that short and petite don't eat, I'm not joking.

No. 736939

>>736932
Dude, 5'5" isn't tall at all. That's super average (depending on where in the world you live I guess, but I doubt there's any place where it would be considered tall). If you feel bad about your weight you can always get more in shape, but if you keep this image in your mind of a tiny smol 4'2" fairy you're never going to be satisfied. Maybe try to get a more realistic image of what other people look like? I doubt that there's many girls irl who actually do fit your definition of 'small and dainty' if it's that extreme.

No. 736976

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>>736934
Looks pretty thin to me

No. 736985

>>736932
Anon wtf are you on, you're average height. Do you know what its like being 5'3??? Youre stuck forever looking slightly squashed. Just work with what you've got or forever be unsatisfied. Source: am 5'3

No. 736987

It makes me really happy know people in long term relationships breaking up because they can finally realize that they can do better

No. 737013

I look down on women who have sexual experience with tons of different people and it's 100% because I'm jealous. I've been in a long term relationship since I was a teenager and never got to experience anything like that. While I'm happy with my relationship, I wish I could have explored my sexuality more. I have to stop myself from making snide remarks whenever it comes up in conversation because I don't rationally see a problem with it at all, the only reason I tend to be critical of it is literally just because I'm salty as fuck.

No. 737043

>>736985
Really depends on your proportions. I'm 5'7" and I think I have ugly proportions, I bet a 5'3" person with good proportions would look a lot taller

No. 737044

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I love watching Cocomelon videos and I often watch them to go to sleep

No. 737051

>>737013
the grass is greener anon, a lot of (not all ofc) women who have tons of experience with different guys regret it and wish they were in your situation. try not to compare yourself to others

No. 737063

>>737013
This is a really dangerous line of thinking anon

No. 737087

Sick of my coworkers simping over a regular it's pathetic. They're in their 40s ffs and still scrambling to cater to him. Especially bizzare how the dude is super smiley and speaks and moves sensually(? You can tell it's on purpose). Like sir this is a goddamn sandwich shop calm down.

No. 737102

>>737087
anon im sorry but that's fucking hilarious. moving sensually in a sandwich shop. someone needs to come get their moid

No. 737180

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I feel kind of uncomfortable when I see bands with male instrumentalists and the only woman is the singer. I lowkey respect bands that have different gender combinations more. I know I should just focus on the quality of music, but I can't help it.

No. 737191

Early Eminem goes so fucking hard. Obviously he’s a shit person but nothing gets me more riled up than Without Me

No. 737204

>>737191
I haven't listened to much of his music, but his verse on Roman's Revenge gets me hype. I feel a little ashamed whenever I listen to it. He and Nicki just went too hard.

No. 737209

>>736907
No idea. What's done is done but I'll look into it online, that's a pretty good question.

No. 737240

>>737191
Ugh, I hate how much I like his music and even him as an artist. I don't have many problematic favs, I've managed to avoid a genuine appreciation for shitty celebs for the most part, but The Eminem Show was one of my first ever cds as a kid and I can't let it go.

No. 737255

I hate that I have to change my typing style every few posts because there are weirdos around.

No. 737314

>>737191
I can't stand him, he makes my skin crawl, but I really like Stan and I think it's a masterpiece of a song.

No. 737322

>>737191
I hate that I love this boomers music. It’s not my fault he was idolized in my country’s budding rap scene. Never paid for his CDs so I don’t feel too bad.

No. 737339

>>737255
Do you really think people pay enough attention to try and recognize anons across different posts? I doubt that's even possible unless you have a very unique typing style or use a characteristic way of punctuation or something.

No. 737439

every guy i'm interested always ends up having a crush on my mom

No. 737448

>>737339
People think their do but every time someone claimed more than one post is mine, it was somebody else's so there it goes.

No. 737451

>>737439
… What?

No. 737458

>>737439
>>737451

Feels Stacy, man.

No. 737536

>>737180
I felt this way about Kero Kero Bonito, and look, I was right

No. 737584

>>736932
5'3 is average height for American women, 5'4 is average for white women, and 5'5 is average for white (Northern European) women. You're not really that tall. Plus you're within normal weight. It's better to have normal weight than it is to be super skinny. Fashion models are only super skinny because it shows off the fabric better - not because super skinny is the ideal. Most people in the fashion industry are hetero women or gay men.

No. 737585

>>737584
>Most people in the fashion industry are hetero women or gay men.

I should add: so they're picking models based on aesthetics and showing off their designs rather than based on attraction.

Calculate your BMI: https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm

You're on the upper side of normal weight which isn't bad at all. Do an intense 5 minutes of sprinting every other day and you could get yourself to the middle of normal weight (22 BMI).

No. 737728

>>737536
Wait what??? What happened with them I haven't heard anything?

No. 737747

>>737536
this scared me so much i searched up kkb allegations immediately after reading it

No. 737767

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I miss the plushiness anime girls had in the 80s.
I fucking hate them pointy ass niggas now.

No. 737771

>>737767
Cute…

No. 737777

>>737767
God me too, and you used such a good example. I love the way those two were drawn

No. 737786

>>737767
Same and semi-related, but I really like soft bodies without much, if any, muscle tone. I feel like everyone likes girls with abs (not necessarily a six pack, just something) and I hate that look so much.

No. 737795

>>737786
Same. I don't get the hate for "skinny fat" bodies.

No. 737842

Ugh I have so many confessions I want off my chest but I hate them so I'll make do with this. I am pretty confident my brother and ex bf fucked (yes) they are two hardcore drug addicts and there are reasons for my reasoning I will not get into but trust me. I have semi made peace with this because I am never talking to my brother about it but I found out from another friend my ex has been taking opium now with this loser that assaulted me. I told my brother and the first thing he said, in an almost annoyed/hurt way "they probably fuck each other." I have already accused my ex of being bi if not a closed gay man and just ew. I'm never touching a man that glorifies sniffing drugs in strangers houses they're all too loose and gross.

No. 737851

>>737439
Sucks to be Stacy

No. 737978

>>737339
I won't go into details but I have specific reasons to believe that, yes.

No. 737995

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>>737786
That's my type irl as well. Not the slim thicc shit, but like soft skinny fat. I feel like I melt into a girl's arms when they're on the softer side. yuri was my crush hehe..

No. 738014

>>737995
there’s no way these girls were meant to be flab with nothing underneath. if there’s muscle below a layer of fat it’s not skinnyfat, even if they’re not visible.

No. 738057

I haven't used lotion or exfoliated my skin since October. Just body washes and I'm pretending I'm not ashy as fuck.
Send a care package please

No. 738062

>>738014
Agree, they look to be the active-but-eats-well body type.
I'm not really sure what you'd call that, but it's just as cute.
Squishy but healthy women supremacy

No. 738170

This is going to sound nasty af but I feel unwomanly because I take huge, like gigaenormous dumps. I'm thin and have a healthy diet but my dumps are insanely large. I can't believe that something of that size was once in me. I'm so glad I live alone so I can get rid off evidence in peace. I couldn't take dumps while I was living with my bf so I had to go to malls and other public restrooms to do the thing. I can't do it where I work either.

No. 738291

I get kinda angry when people compliment my looks, especially if it's relatives but most especially if it's my mom, I have no idea why.

No. 738294

I'm really happy my bf never asks me for blowjobs and we only have sweet, passionate vanilla sex usually facing each other.

No. 738295

>>738170
at least you know you're getting enough fiber

No. 738314

>>738170
How is the first part related to the second? It's not like your bf/collegues can see the end product before it gets flushed.

No. 738315

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>>738294
Where did you find such a specimen, anon? I'm so jealous.

No. 738324

I hate about 70-80% of the husbandos posted on this site. They're my absolute least favorite characters, like the types I wish I could a-log on.

No. 738329

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so I rediscovered this actor I've seen in the past but never knew his name and I found out he's in his 60s now and I was devastated, but then I started dreaming about fucking him anyway and every day I think about him and how it's unfair I will never meet him. He turns me on so much and I feel like a degenerate gerontophile

No. 738348

>>738170
>I had to go to malls and other public restrooms to do the thing
I did this one time. I was only a few weeks into staying some nights at my bfs place and when I woke up with my period I knew my shit that morning would be a gross period related one. I could feel it. So I told him I needed to run to the store to buy tampons but mainly I wanted to shit.

Never repeated that again because I heard him shitting that very same weekend so I joked with him about it and considered the ice broken.

No. 738360

>>738329
Who is it? The only men I'm attracted to are old actors, I'd never act on it though so it's okay lmao

No. 738370

>>738295
Yeah that's the silver lining.
>>738314
>>738336
I often clog the toilet and it's fine if I do it at my place but doing it with anyone near me or at someone else's places would make me want to die of embarrassment.
I once broke the toilet at a hotel that's how bad it is so if I travel or stay overnight somewhere else I fast for 2-3 days prior and/or eat just enough to give me minimum energy required to function.
It's just that I've only ever heard guys bragging about their logs or whatever names they give. I truly look in horror and think only a man could have done what I do on a daily basis, in the bathroom.
>>738348
Honestly, I envy you so much. I wish I could talk openly about it with anyone. Not even a bf but friends and family.

No. 738375

I usually hate watching mukbangs, but I really love Quang Tran. His food just always looks really good and he has a (seemingly) charming personality. His smacking gets on my damn nerves though. Also, I appreciate that even though he makes a ton of food he only eats as much as he can and saves the rest for his family. I know this sounds like a shill, but I swear it's not. I just usually don't like mukbangers so I feel a little guilty for this lmao

No. 738389

>>738370
anon i get you 100% down to the clogging part

No. 738401

>>738389
Thanks for commiserating.
I love you, anon.

No. 738412

>>738170
>>738370
You’re not alone, my shitting habits are really similar. It also stinks, not like normal shit but like death. Living with people was a nightmare. The worst time was when I was recovering from surgery and constipated for once, it came out the girth of a coke can and I had to chop it up to flush. Yes it was painful.

I try to do it in stages and flush throughout which helps to prevent clogging.

No. 738415

>>738412
are you that poop knife person from reddit? i literally cannot believe multiple people on this planet have chopped up their own poo

No. 738423

i remember once having sent death threats to a self-proclaimed "terf" who used pawself pronouns and agreed with white pride

No. 738424

I'm straight and I love sex, but because of trauma male genitalia kinda scare me. I freeze up or start shaking whenever I try to give a handjob or blowjob so I end up doing a shitty job and end up with some weird performance anxiety so I don't get better at it either, and I find it so embarrassing because I really want to service the person as well because I can't be the only one feeling good during foreplay. Hell, I even wish I could be the girl that would have no problem giving their man a surprise blow because I want to see the look on his face.

Maybe I wouldn't find them quite as disgusting if they didn't have a different shade of skin as the rest of the body. It just looks so weird.

No. 738427

>>738423
i know exactly who you're talking about and i don't blame you

No. 738438

>>738424
I have similar issues after letting myself be pushed into doing stuff way too young.

I've been single for a few years as I don't want to face the issue right now but I have a habit of daydreaming about sex where my interaction with the dick is zero. Good old fashioned no-foreplay sex lol, where I somehow get wet and put it in without any of the scary shit needing to happen. Where I don't even need to look at it because looking at it would ruin everything.

No. 738444

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>>738423
was it apostle-of-sapphos?

No. 738445

>>738444
kek but no, this one was earlier than aos and she was also a furry

No. 738447

>>738360
Sorry anon I don't want to expose myself and I don't want other anons to call me out on my shit taste lol
I'm glad I'm not the only one though. I don't think I would fuck him (especially because he's married) but I would definitely kiss him and flirt a little bit

No. 738450

I'm a fujo but strictly for the romance stories between pretty boys. My confession is that flamboyant twinks gross me out and I also wouldn't date a guy who's fucked another guy. I got legit disgusted when my ex told me he thought about sucking his best friend's dick at one point. Looking back I should have been weirded out by that statement because he was still friends with the best friend he would fuck but all I could think about was how my ex would definitely be the bottom.

No. 738451

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I hate seeing pictures like these (clothing/fashion pictures that accentuate the collarbone and shoulder area) because it reminds me of the prominent bump between my shoulder and the end of my collarbone, on my left side, that I'm insecure about. I got it due to an injury to my AC joint in high school, and even though it only felt minor at the time (and I still have full mobility there) it didn't heal correctly, so the collarbone is slightly raised and will always be, creating a permanent round bump that's noticeable from basically all angles.

If I ever were to wear a shirt like that, or take a picture like this, the bump would be really noticeable. I know it's a silly insecurity to have, but I'm always afraid people would wonder if it was a cyst or something like that, because it looks like one to anyone who's never seen an AC joint injury before.

No. 738453

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>>738415
I’m not, but I’m curious what you would do in a similar situation? Could have ended worse, pic related.

No. 738456

>>738438
I've really lucked out with the majority of my sex partners (except that one that really made my previous trauma 10x worse) because they've been really understanding and immediately see that I'm not really comfortable despite doing my best and never pressured me, and not gonna lie it feels pretty damn good to not having to do that scary stuff. I just feel kinda bad about it since it doesn't really feel like a two-way street (and I honestly think the foreplay is the best part of sex).

No. 738461

>>738450
I find bisexual men really hot in theory, but in real life they're almost always trannies, chasers or some other kind of weirdo

No. 738470

>>738461
where are you looking to be surrounded with so many of those types of men in the first place? i know men are freaks but i’ve never experienced anything like that in real life, and i feel like they’re so easy to avoid online. i know a good few bi men irl and they’re all pretty much normies except for one (he’s a complete manlet who low-key hates women except for a select few pop music girls, but i secretly think he’s gay and just hates himself too much to admit it)

No. 738475

>>738470
You arent dating those men so you dont know their true degeneracy

No. 738478

>>738475
except i am, kek. sounds like a cope to me, sorry you surround yourself with degenerate freaks anon
>inb4 more coping by pretending anon’s bf is a degen troon chaser to make yourself feel better about no normie bi bf

No. 738483

>>738470
where do you find those normie bi dudes? i want a normie bi bf too

No. 738486

I have a good portion of my body tattooed but most people wouldn't know that because I left my arms alone and being in a rainy/cold country I don't wear shorts or low cut tops often.

A few months back I shaved my legs for once so I threw on some 3/4 length leggings to go to the shops. I rarely wear them because I choose the hairy life mostly so I wanted to get some wear out of em. On my walk home a man came up to me and told me he thought I was pathetic for dressing in a certain way to flaunt my tattoos….meaning the 3 inches of leg that was showing? I didn't even bother responding because like I said I'm heavily tatted. I have so much inked skin that has just never seen sunlight. I've never been one to show em off but if other people do.. so what?

Just remembered that randomly. Makes me wonder if I was unlucky with the timing that day or if I've actually avoided much abuse by dressing the way I usually do.

No. 738490

>>738461
Every guy that I've known with a long list of fetishes has been bi/a chaser on top of that. I know being bi isn't a fetish but men almost treat it like it is.

"I would never date or get serious with a guy but yeah I'm bi so I've fucked some and I love gay porn/xdressers"

No. 738497

>>738412
> Living with people was a nightmare.
I feel this so much. I always had a shy bladder but pooping was by far worse and it doesn't matter how well we knew each other. I would always have my pooping hours when everyone was supposed to be someplace else.
> I try to do it in stages and flush throughout which helps to prevent clogging.
I wish I had enough self control to do that. It all goes at once with me.

No. 738510

>>738415
I'm neither of those anons but maybe a handful of times I've been constipated and then had to break up my poo with an object to get it to flush. I think both times it was from meds, SSRIs and then iron tablets

My exes 11 year old managed to really clog up our toilet one day and my ex casually asked for a wire clothes hanger and went in there to battle it… made me think it wasn't his first battle

No. 738514

One of my relatives has a Japanese name. We’re europeans. No we’re not weebs. I don’t get it either

No. 738518

I don't use a rag to wash my ass.

No. 738525

>>738514
If it's not TMI, what is it? I once read that Akira is both a japanese and scottish name and are completely unrelated.

No. 738541

>>738518
i use clorox wipes

No. 738552

>>738514
I know a black dude with a Japanese name and he's like 40. Just what his parents chose.

No. 738578

I've had it. I've decided to quit porn after unwillingly clicking on the most disgusting video I've ever seen in my life. I'm pretty sure the girl was drugged and I just can't erase the image. I'm so disgusted at myself. I seriously am at my limit, I feel so pornsick.

No. 738580

>>738514
His parents googled top 10 original baby names

No. 738581

The first time I ever posted on LC I filled the name as "Anon" and the email as anon@anon.com

No. 738582

>>738581
1000 iq move

No. 738586

>>738581
part of me wishes i didn't lurk for years before finally posting here bc the newfag mistakes are kinda cute ngl

No. 738608

When I was in kindergarten we had a "war" between boys and girls and I would take a plastic dinosaur into my hand and scratch boys as I ran past them and I made one cry. And one time I was drawing my very colorful plush care bear with its taking care to put each color exactly where it is on the real bear and a girl bumped into me by accident and I ruined my drawing and I cried so hard that the teacher lady said she thought I must have ripped off my arm. And one time that I don't remember because I was too small, my parents ordered cake and I licked aaallll off them so nobody else would eat them. And once my aunt spent a long time at the store picking out a littlest pet shop kitty for me and when she gave it to me I cried because I thought it was so ugly. And I asked for a blue skirt for christmas once and my mom made me a pink one and I cried because I wanted a blue one. I know these are really stupid annoying things children do but I still feel so really bad about them. Whenever I remember I send a message to my mom or aunt to apologize again because I feel really bad. Wtf I'm crying now

No. 738611

i'm completely fucking in love with this woman i used to work with. i haven't seen her in a year and i doubt we'll ever hang out again.

No. 738614

All this time using lc I used to type in “Anonymous” in the name field fuck me. I discovered like a month ago I just need to put sage in the mail field

No. 738621

I'm 28 and still reading imagines on tumblr

kill me

No. 738623

>>738586
i think so too

No. 738641

>>738614
I'm >>738581 , don't worry anon we were just a bit misguided but our heart was in the right place

No. 738653

I like my body and feel like I am hot even though I have many features that I know are considered unattractive.

No. 738658

>>738653
That's how it should be and I am happy for you

No. 738659

>>738294
Same here! I honestly can't believe I ever lived any other way

No. 738665

>>738653
Yea u are

No. 738676

I eat salad with my hands.

No. 738680

>>738676
You be eating dry ass salads or what? Don't you get dressing all over your hands?

No. 738691

>>738680
>salads with dressing
What? Might as well eat a sandwich.

No. 738694

>>738691
Oh…I don't eat sandwiches with sauce on them.

No. 738699

>>738680
that's too many clothes for a salad

No. 738700

>>738621
I'll probably be doing the same thing at 28 sis no shame

No. 738710

>>738680
Sometimes I put dressing on it but most of the time I like eating each individual piece of plain chopped lettuce with my hands. It's better if it's crunchy and fresh too, I eat it like you would eat carrot sticks.

No. 738714

My bf bought me a huge cintiq for Christmas and I've been hiding it from my friends because I don't want them to think I'm some kind of gold digger who just sits around receiving expensive gifts or something. I know that's stupid but I can't shake the fear of judgement

No. 738715

>>738714
What is a cintiq? I think you shouldnt be ashamed of having a beautiful gift.

No. 738716

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>>738715
It's a big drawing tablet. I'm grateful for it of course, but I'm really embarrassed that I could never afford to buy one for myself / feel like I'm not a good enough artist to deserve it.

No. 738719

>>738621
You're doing okay, it's not hurting anyone

No. 738726

back in 2018 my mom got married to her gf of 9 months (the marriage was 2 months after both my grandparents/her parents who i was v close to passed away) and blocked me on facebook after i reacted to her marriage status on fb with a sad crying emoji. in retrospect it's kinda funny but also sad because she had been ignoring me for months and the crying emoji was the only way i could get her attention, smh.

No. 738727

>>738710
Ohhhh ok. I thought you meant you were grabbing handfuls at a time, but you meant more like a crudité type situation. My bad, queen. Carry on!

No. 738736

>>738621
gladly

No. 738789

The specific way that twitter leftists talk INFURIATES me. It's from knowing one irl. That uncanny feeling that someone's parroting something, I always sense it when they're slipping into cringespeak. Even when I haven't yet learned it's a meme. I wish people would not talk like that, ever

No. 738814

>>736120
same anon. i'm only 26 and i want to kill myself already. it really does feel like women are just thrown in the fucking trash after 25 and we shouldnt even exist. i honestly don't know how to be happy because of this

No. 738829

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sometimes I imagine myself being a lolcow mod.

i feel like I would be a really good janny too, such a shame

No. 738836

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>>738832

No. 738837

>>736931
I'm in the same boat as you anon I'm a anachan in my mid 20s and the pandemic has been getting to me. I just want to be 95 lbs and cute I don't want to get buff because muscles look disgusting imo.

No. 738860

>>738789
hope he sees this sis

No. 738867

I like having small boobs, I can cup the whole titty in my hand

No. 738872

>>738867
Same! I like big boobs on other women, but I think small breasts just look great on my body. Also, no back pain and I don't wear bras very often so I can pull a titty out at moments notice, which is very convenient.

No. 738913

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I know this might look like a scrote post, but sometimes I really do want to have a penis for a day, just to experience something a lil different. Like, I know what it's like to fuck a hairbrush and a cucumber. What I want to know is how it feels to fuck a mango. I bet vaginas feel great too? I just want to know

No. 738917

>>736931
>>738837
I am not really anachan but am almost the exact same weight with almost exact same goal weight. It drives me nuts and I know I’ll never be 93 lbs again because i was only that weight because I was 15.
I’m always tempted to try to be anachan but the heart attack thing genuine worries me and I actually want to give my body nutrients to live to 100 years old.
But if I could be 93 lbs and still be healthy I totally would.
Right now I’m just trying to get to 112 and keep it.

No. 738928

I can’t stop shoplifting from Goodwill (only goodwill not like small thrift stores) I feel kinda bad but I also give them a ton of stuff

Also I love ridiculous mushy self indulgent fanfic

No. 738929

>>738867
I'm jealous, I always found this to be the perfect size

No. 738933

>>738913
Unrelated but that cake looks really delicious.

No. 738935

>>738928
Everything there is like 1 to 4 dollars, you have to be a low kinda low to steal from there.

No. 738951

>>738913
You really don't want citrus juices and sugary pulp all over your genits, anon. I heard the inside of the vagina is made of cells like the lining of the cheeks so it has a similar texture, maybe that's why some guys who crazy for blowjobs.

No. 738954

>>738935
>>738928

nah its way less harmless. people dispose of their unwanted items to goodwill, who flip it for profit which they use for evil so get real anon. hardly qualifies as theft IMO especially if she also donates items there too. Technically theft sure, but ethically neutral.

No. 738957

>>738935
Not the goodwills in Southern California shits expensive. I dont steal from like st Vincent’s
Actually I should steal from Goodwill and donate my stuff directly kek

No. 738972

I’ve been stealing things from my 94 year old Grandmothers house. She has hundreds of Christmas ornaments from the 20’s to 80’s that I have been slowly taking over the years. I have like 250 that I’ve taken. There's also other things that I’ve taken like hand knitted blankets and cookie tins from the 50’s. I’ve been taking them because my Aunt runs a shitty vintage shop on etsy and talks about how much money she’s going to make after she dies. My Grandmother lives in a retirement community and before lockdown I would visit her at least three times a week and my aunt lives closer to her than I do but only visits her once or twice a year. I’ve also been trying to convince my Grandmother to cut her out of the will.

No. 738975

>>738972
Based granddaughter

No. 738983

>>738972
Talk to your grandma and tell her you want some things and take them
and also make her sign a document telling you to grab stuff

No. 738984

>>738837
Muscles are cute tho

No. 738993

>>738972

ugh there always has to be a grubby aunt doesn't there? mine has literally pencilled her name on the underside some of our grandparents furniture… like that means anything.

No. 739029

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I've been daydreaming more frequently lately, but I've been also actively talking as to answer my daydream people lol
Part of it is to practice my english or japanese (I never do it in my native language), but even though I just do it in my room, at night, before falling asleep - I still feel kinda crazy and I'd be mortified if anyone heard me doing it lol

No. 739033

I want a threesome with my BF and his best friend. I brought it up with my BF one time and he was fine with it, it won't ever happen though since our friend is kind of sexually introverted. What a shame

No. 739048

I secretly feel really bad for super thin people who claim they really can't gain weight. Some of them totally sound annoying and humblebraggy and I agree that it doesn't compare to the bs fat people have to put up with, but wtf it sounds really shitty to be stuck in an anachan body against your will and not know how to change it. At least weight loss has a pretty straightforward formula

No. 739088

>>738951
Yeah but, do you think men really care about all that? I'd risk a yeast infection to fuck a mango.

Also, yeah, vagina are warm, have tons of ridges, are a muscle, and self lubricate so they have to feel good.

No. 739117

Being aware of pathetic retards obsessed with hating on everything that makes my life wonderful makes living it even more enjoyable. Oh yes, go cry some more on incels.me while browsing dogfree. Meanwhile I will hug my furbaby to my ample bosom while deciding which simp should I allow the privilege of taking me to a free dinner. Your tears are my lube, baby.

No. 739125

i send pictures i find on /ot/ or /m/ to my co-workers in the whatsapp group

No. 739127

>>739117
Anon I fucking love you. This is the mentality I encourage, fuck how anybody feels live life for yourself we already have too much shit thrown at us to care otherwise

No. 739135

>>739117
you sound fat

No. 739137

I'm short but I will not date short guys. I don't care.

No. 739142

>>739137
I'm 146cm and will not date a man below 180cm. Maybe 178cm, but he's got to be really hot.

No. 739145

>>739127
>>739135
lmfao these back to back replies, glorious

No. 739146

>>739142
you're a literal midget, you should avoid having sex altogether so as to not pass along your dwarf genes.

No. 739148

>>739142
Same, I'm a little taller at 5'0", but my limit is still 5'11"/180 cm. Even that is pushing it though. Short men simply do not deserve pussy and love except for Levi Ackerman

I also want to add that, while I do love tall women, I will date a women of any height lmao. A man being short automatically brings his attractiveness down. Women are still beautiful in all heights though.

No. 739150

>>739142
short girls and tall guys look so weird to me

No. 739154

>>739150
Agreed.

I would never date a guy shorter than me and preferably at least a little bit taller so I'm pretty set on the height-requirement myself too though.

No. 739155

>>739137
y'all know short guys have the best dicks right? thats where all the extra length goes. they are also insecure so they fuck a lot better, but im fine keeping all the sexy hobbits to myself and emasculating them by wearing heels

No. 739157

>>739150
I agree. I don't see how it's comfortable for either of them. I dated a guy who was 7 inches taller than me and I thought it was too much of a difference…I'm a giant to begin with so I'm never used to looking up at someone.

>>739155
Cope for the dick size. I could see them fucking better though because they have to put in more effort to be attractive.

No. 739158

>>739155
Ayrt, you're wrong. Everyone knows it's skinny guys with the best dicks. Also, not willing to deal with an insecure guy just for some good dick.

No. 739166

>>739150
Agreed. Another thing, height factors into attractiveness to an extent but proportions are just as important. Imo someone who's 5'7 but has a slim athletic build with long looking limbs looks a lot better than someone who's 6' with a long torso, little hands and a beer belly

No. 739180

>>739155
this is a cope for the most part but I did know a 5’2” dude with a legit 12” dong (I made him show me cause I didn’t believe him lol. we never fucked tho so idk how he was)

No. 739187

>>739180
Probably horrible! Having a huge penis isn't a good thing, imo. You have to be extra careful that it doesn't ram into your cervix or else you'll be in so much pain. Sex is better when you can just have fun and lose yourself in it rather than hoping your partner doesn't thrust too hard.

No. 739191

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>>739117
Hell yeah queen.

I grew up being bullied for so many things I couldn't change (like being an ugly Desi girl) and no matter what I did it was wrong.

Now that I'm older I gave up on the 'what will people say' mentality. I like what I like, I'm adorable as fuck, skinny, and I look super young.
I act cutesy and innocent irl so everyone adores me but online I bully trannies until they implode. I also dress like an egirl despite being 31. Farmers would seethe if I had my own thread, jealousy fuels me.

No. 739193

>>739191
based if true

No. 739194

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>>739191
my queen…

No. 739206

when i was16-18 i wasn't aware of how easily transmittable STDs were and thought people only used condoms to prevent pregnancy. literally thought that's the only reason someone would want to use condoms. yes i'm a dumbass. yes i'm from a country where we don't even have sex ed classes and parents won't warn or talk about any sexual stuff with their kids because it's ~shameful~. honestly it's a miracle i'm not HIV positive by now

No. 739207

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I enjoy stalking fringe political websites and account. I don’t agree with any of them but it’s always fun seeing their borderline cow-like behavior, such as this br*tish moron being criminally unfunny and embarrassing himself to entertain his saudience who love consuming skewed studies and right-wing armchairing its so enjoyable it’s like a mini lunatic reality show I know I really shouldn’t be doing this because the things they say towards targeted groups sometimes destroys my self-esteem but it’s a guilty pleasure it’s fun looking at the chaos from far away

No. 739221

Being a non-native speaker is suffering when it comes to slang.
For the longest time, I have assumed that acab means "assigned cunt at birth".

No. 739224

>>739221
omg anon me too wtf

No. 739244

I’m 31 and have started growing a few white hairs and it owns. Legit mad they’re not coming in faster, I want that sexy salt and pepper! I feel bad for anons who care about “the wall” because it seems to really stress them out but I simply cannot relate.

No. 739251

>>738984 I saw this pic as kid and it's what turned me off of working out as an anachan kek. Her arms terrified me.

No. 739252

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>>739251
My dumbass dropped the pic related

No. 739255

>>739252
Please fucking spoiler this oh my god. My skin is crawling

No. 739261

>>738581
this made me laugh for some reason. lol i've seen a lot of newfriends making the naming-yourself-anon mistake though so you're definetly not alone

>>738653
good for you anon! you're hot as fuck. i have a decent relationship with my own body too nowadays even though i used to have Issues and my best friend's scrote used to insult me about my body

my own confession is that im trying to better my swedish by reading the scandinavian thread on /ot/

No. 739262

>>738928
goodwill is a shitty company so keep doing you anon.

>>739244
You sound super sexy as hell anon, I wish you luck on your graying hair journey.

No. 739269

sometimes I think I'm faking being bisexual but the other day I jerked off to 40 year old linda cardellini so maybe I'm just an idiot

No. 739270

>>739269
As a bi-curious woman, the "am I faking?" feelings fucking suck and are rampant.

No. 739283

my own newfaggotry confession: i used to think samefagging was when someone agreed with you. the things being esl do to you

also the way my parents talk shit about my sisters boyfriend (i dont know if theyre actually dating but they sure act like it) kinda pleases me since he is a homophobic trumpiefag that also regularly chooses to not wear a mask, but at the same time it makes me paranoid and not want to introduce any man or woman to them

No. 739302

>>739155
Im enough of a whore to say this is not true at all. Where do you live where pseudo midgets slang 12 inch dongs I'll be there in a heartbeat

No. 739316

>>739262
ot but why is goodwill shitty?

No. 739342

>>739269
I did already start thinking maybe my bisexuality was just a phase but now Im crushing on a woman so hard. Apparently not.

No. 739391

I think I'll never be ready to have sex, I have so many weird hangups about it and I have no idea where they come from, I didn't grow up in a religious environment not did suffer sexual abuse.

No. 739401

>>739146
Lmfaoo this

No. 739449

I'm glad zoomers are wearing late 90s-esque fashion; my crushes are all from that era, heehee~ what sucks is that they make the clothes they wear a personality trait.

No. 739459

A while ago I HAD a crush on Henry Cavill,what the hell was I thinking?I think I'm going to be sick.
Now he looks like a wax sculpture to me.

No. 739461

>>739459
He looks like a wax coated cadaver and he banged teens, glad you got over it anon

No. 739480

I'm starting to believe in the sonic totem. First it was these tea wisdoms and now it’s this.

No. 739486

I saw an anon posting their art on /m/ and they dirty deleted

No. 739498

>>739486
It was also ugly so i totally get it

No. 739521

>>739316
https://medium.com/@aliceminium/the-dark-reality-behind-americas-greatest-thrift-store-empire-183967087a1e

The reason why I don't like them is that they hire disabled people just so they can exploit them giving them as minimal money as possible.

No. 739527

>>739486
>>739498
and you didn't cap it?

No. 739529

>>736316
Well? You can't say all that and not tell us who it is, I need to know now

No. 739531

>>739527
I accidentally refreshed and it was gone but it was like "my shit has gotten better" and there were two of the same character i guess? Like a darker skintoned weird girl with an aubergine shaped face goddamit

No. 739533

>>739155
get back in the manlet pits, scrote

No. 739537

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I met a 14 year old when I was 16 and we hit it off and fell in love and we dated and I was wayyy more experienced than him at everything I was his first kiss and I took his v card AND I was his first kiss. That was 4 years ago and we broke up because he moved . He messaged me on social media while he was 17 going on 18 and I just turned 20. He told me how in love with me he was and how a huge part of his interests were shaped by me and how he has felt so hollow without me. We’ve been texting for a while and he was still in high school as a senior while he started texting and meanwhile I graduated 2 years ago. We started dating again and I ate his ass, therefore I have popped all of his cherries. He is the best dude I’ve ever dated. I love younger men

No. 739538

>>739155
what a retarded ass take, go cut your tiny cock off anon(infighting)

No. 739543

>>739155
Anons, this is a PSA: don't fuck with short men they're more likely to be violent and are quicker to get angry than taller men.
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/weird/short-men-are-angrier-than-taller-guys-study-finds/67-8017508c-20e8-4452-9eee-319de8991e0d
Every short guy I've known has some anger issue and/or short man complex (even if it's super deep in there, it's always there). This includes my timid ex who eventually revealed anger issues and was weird every once in a while about being 5'8. Even if you don't give a shit about height short men will still make a straw-woman argument and redirect their anger onto all women who apparently care only about height kek. Most women I know don't care about height unless a guy is below their own height. But anyway after finding this study and seeing that it is in fact statistically proven, I've avoided short men altogether.

No. 739551

I'm still obsessed with some people who hurt me years(I'm talking almost a decade) ago.
I look them up online, stalk their old social media and new social media.
And sometimes, if I notice they're doing bad or look uglier, I feel this sick glee even though I'm probably even more of a loser.
I'm still giddy when I found out one of them got fat.

No. 739585

>>739537
i am glad you found someone you love anon.
>i hate his ass
i would be too afraid to put my tongue on a mans hairy asshole, what was it like anon

No. 739586

>>739585
samefag but i meant ate not hate kek

No. 739590

>>739543
Anon the article just states that men that feel emasculated are more violent, which can be any man at any hight. IMO a taller violent man is much more scarry since their hight automatically makes them more domineering.

No. 739594

>>739585
He’s a pretty clean dude and not hairy (native guy) I made him shower and everything it was pretty easy to access the hole since he’s a scrawny ass and I imagine that’s what it’s like to eat pussy but if pussy had shit come out and needed to be washed vigorously on the inside. I liked seeing him writhe around and seem so vulnerable 10/10

No. 739598

I have been played by, and I am a fool.

No. 739611

I'm only halfway through my dark vanessa (a book about a highschool student who has an affair with a teacher) but I'm ashamed of myself for getting aroused at the sex scene even though it was technically rape

No. 739614

>>739611
That shit happens to me too. Sometimes things arouse us and it's not our fault. Things are just like that and our body is weird. But as long as you're critical of it, you shouldn't beat yourself up.

No. 739645

Maybe you're aroused by the idea of yourself in that situation, but obviously you know it would be a horrible thing in real life. It's okay to fantasize if it's just for yourself and you have a clear sense of morals

No. 739646

Ok so I'm cheating on my boyfriend of 1+ year. I only started doing it out of insecurity at first because he did stuff that I won't go into detail about. Then he did it again but I had the other guy to distract me, so I wasn't fully hurt. I even tried breaking up with my boyfriend but he begged me to stay so I did. It's been easy with them both so far, but now I'm in love with both of them.

No. 739663

>>739391
Anon I’m the same exact way, I feel like I’ll always be stuck living out my fantasies and imaginary bfs and gfs in my head. Sometimes I feel like yes, I choose to be celibate for some reasons, but sometimes I feel curious, but to be so vulnerable is so frightening.

No. 739706

>>739663
AYRT and it's not like I'm a prude or anything, I masturbate and I joke about sex with coworkers, I think it's the whole sharing an intimate moment that scares me. I read that it's most enjoyable when you let it go et get lost in the moment and it sounds absolutely horrendous to me. I think being the weird kid with no friends in middle and high school truly did a number on me. I don't even want to see a therapist about it because it's not a life or death situation.

No. 739771

>>739646
just go poly officially, if your bf would beg you to stay even after cheating, he will get on board with this too.

No. 740074

>>739646
A word of caution anon, chances are extremely high that this will not end well for anyone involved. Come clean with your bf while it's still early in the game because the more time you spend juggling your two love interests the worse it's going to be when the truth finally comes out. Do it for yourself because it probably doesn't feel good to hide this stuff from your bf/side dude. Reflect on whether you want your decisions to be guided by insecure feelings as you mentioned or if you want to be the version of yourself that enters into relationships with confidence and self assurance. Think about the bigger picture. Not hating on your decisions just thought I'd offer another perspective. Good luck.

No. 740079

>>740074
>while it's still early in the game
She's been doing this for over a year lmao

No. 740084

>>740079
I think she's saying she's been with her bf for a year but didn't specify how long she's been cheating. More to the point, what I'm suggesting is that it's better to take control of the situation by laying the truth yourself rather than being blindsided when the bf finds the truth out from somewhere else.

No. 740098

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I was kinda popular with cute guys in Japan and they'd be nice and compliment me a lot. I should have hooked up with one of them at least once and now I regret it. I'd rather attract good looking gaijin hunters around my age than pedos in my countries who are disappointed when they find out I'm not underage but in my mid-20s just like them and stop hitting on me. Normal guys in my country completely ignore me and going to Japan and seeing how men there would react with me with way more respect and attention made me feel like I was finally treated like a normal woman. I don't even have yellow fever or whatever, I'm into all sorts of guys as long as they're cute but I'm a man repellent in the west and in my parents' countries because of the beauty standards.

No. 740112


No. 740123

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i find cat balls so fuzzy and adorable

No. 740124

Black Swan is one of my favorite movies.

No. 740125

>>740098
How do you look like? Body type wise and face wise. And what country are u from ?

No. 740129

>>740098
>who are disappointed when they find out I'm not underage but in my mid-20s
But…wouldn't the guys in Japan be into you for the same reason though?

No. 740133

>>740098
Where were you finding these more forward Japanese guys? I assume it was at foreigner-specific bars over izakaya, or did you have general acquaintances flirting with you too?

I know it sounds like such a weeb thing to go to Japan because you're more popular there with the opposite sex but I experienced some of the same even during a vacation and it was definitely very validating. I'm not even ugly in my home country but the guys here are just so much more aggressive and gross in comparison. I also do prefer Asian guys, so I figure if the feeling is mutual…

No. 740134

I feel so guilty, but I wish I had a different best friend. Like, I always want to be friends with my current best friend, but I wish I had a best friend who I had way more in common with. Like, someone with the same media taste and closer views on politics. She's super SJW and TRA.

No. 740152

>>740125
I from a Western Europe country I won't specify but I'm not white, I'm a native north african so I look racially ambiguous to everyone outside of where I live. There were a lot of Turkish, Pakistani and Indian residents in Tokyo who thought I was one of them when we met, I found that funny. I'm relatively short, I'm 1m57 tall so depending on the average in some countries I'm not that short. And I'm skinny and have no breasts. They're too small to fit in an A cup bra regardless of band size. Leaving in Japan also allowed me to buy clothes my size that weren't just the most basic jeans and tshirts without any effort.

I don't know if that's still the case in north african countries but the trend there used to be thick women and it's kind of still the case in my community where I currently live so the only guys I attract from my community are weird insecure Muslim guys.

>>740129
All of them treated me like an adult and expected me to be in my early to mid-20s when speaking to each other. I wasn't looking as out of place as in Europe, and the only guy mildly surprised that I was older than I looked was some guy from Ghana.

>>740133
They just came to me when I was visiting places alone or just shopping and we'd spend some time talking then or going to restaurants. I don't drink so that made socializing a bit difficult sometimes. I'm guessing they didn't dare approach me as often when I was with my best friend from the same country because we seemed very busy from other people's point of view and we were talking to each other all the time in our first language. Then again that was before places shut down because of corona so there were less foreigners than usual.

No. 740238

>>739646
How do you fall in love with 2 people no memeing genuine question

No. 740241

>>740152
Did you put on the cutesy act those Japanese men love or did they actually like you for being normal?

No. 740255

>>740238
I once read some shit akin to "if you fall in love with two people at the same time, you aren't in love with the first one anymore", couldn't imagine myself doing that ngl

No. 740272

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Recently i fucked a lot of moids. I like sex and i liked that i only needed to show the few parts of myself that i actually like. but I somehow ended up dating one of the moids and now we're 3 1/2 months in… and im too scared to tell him that im an old autistic hag that dropped out of art school and am partially dependant on disability benefits for my autism. I had absolutely no intention on dating or leading anyone on. I hate this. I would rather die alone then deal with all this shame and fear of rejection.

No. 740310

I'm non-white and really put white scrotes on a pedestal wish I didn't but it is what it is.

No. 740317

>>740272
What does he know and not know exactly? I don't it's something he'll reject you over

No. 740324

>>740310
Same anon, it’s fucking embarrassing

No. 740327

>>740310
>>740324
What are you doing exactly?

No. 740331

I posted one (1) low-effort tiktok even though I feel too old and stupid for it, and now I'm kind of addicted to the idea of posting there. I can't believe how many views and likes you instantly get from posting literally anything even from an account with no posts or followers, is this why gen z is so full of themselves? Is this how I finally receive the attention I've lacked all my life?

No. 740364

I obsessively clip my nails even though they're already short. been doing this ever since I learned how to use scissors (since childhood basically). I never had normal length nails in my whole life.

No. 740365

>>740241
I was acting normally. I was actually way more outgoing because I was in Tokyo, and not in my home city where I keep bumping into a shit ton of people I've know forever or family members who are huge gossip hens.

No. 740404

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Sometimes I look at those tv funny shows with interviews and games, and somehow feel quite sad, I want to make friends and have a good time like in those games, I also want to enjoy a rich life without being famous because having fame sucks more than a vacuum cleaner.

No. 740406

>>740404
Creepy enough this is why I love and hate watching certain panel shows where the banter is wild. I also was going to post this photo without this filter just minutes ago, I am honestly kinda creeped out, anon.

No. 740421

I claim to love animals yet I don't want to go vegan because I'm selfish. No need to tell me, I'm a terrible person; I know I am.

No. 740425

>>740406
Don’t worry, anon, I’m sure we don’t know each other.

No. 740426

>>740425
B, i don't think we do, it's just weird.

No. 740427

I'm in my early 20s and I think I'm doomed to be friendless for the rest of my life. I have no friends from college. My only friend is from the internet and after getting lashed out at by crazies on the internet who I thought were friends, I guess the last friend I made was over a year ago. So even if I want to make more friends I have no idea how to make any.

No. 740431

>>740331
Now I wanna try it. I have no friends

No. 740446

>>740421
they would eat you if they could. violence and the food chain is what makes da world go round. you could look for products where they treat the animals more ethically than others at least

No. 740449

>>740427
Having friends is overrated. Just go about your life and pursue the things that interest you and stop worrying about it.

No. 740481

In the past decade I have spent more time with my cat than anyone else. She's getting so old, anons…

No. 740490

My sister left for college and now I have conversations in my head about what she would say if I showed her something

I'm such a friendless fucking loser and she's probably thankful to have left her useless dependant older sis

No. 740495


No. 740508

I'm an alcoholic, I can't drink anymore. Sucks but in retrospect I have been like Gollum towards it from the beginning. It's weird because I have been through a lot of rock bottoms because of my drinking but after a mild hangover is when I got some clarity.

No. 740525

It makes me so stupidly happy when my mom comments on my instagram posts. Especially when it's my artwork, the coolest artist in the world could like my post and it wouldn't mean as much as my mom commenting "wow! (heart eyes emoji)"

No. 740526

>>740525
This is so cute! Made me smile

No. 740529

>>740525
Glad to hear it, although it still blows my mind that there are people out there that actually like interacting with their parents. Makes me a little less bitter about the world.

No. 740544

I've had part of a song stuck in my head for decades. I don't even like it, I don't like the entire genre. A friend in high school asked me to write down the lyrics of a popular song for her. We didn't have the Internet yet and I knew English best, so I'd listen to the song and write it down, pausing and rewinding. I did this with many songs, but only this one stuck. Just the words "I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller". I don't actually! Not at all! I'm perfectly fine with my height and… uh, ballerness. From time to time it will pop up in my head like a mantra. I wish…

No. 740552

>>740544
Same except I like the song and the genre. It's catchy af. In the US there's a solid chance if you say I WISH in front of a person of a certain age group they, too, will let you know that they wish they were a little bit taller, a baller, and had a girl who looked good so they could call her.

No. 740557

the fact that the powers been going on and off and seemingly won't stop doing so anytime soon means I haven't gotten to the desperate shave I've been needing to do all month, because the power the past few days fucking goes out when I need to shower. of course. god why do you hate me I just want my hairless body back

No. 740561

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>>739261
>my own confession is that im trying to better my swedish by reading the scandinavian thread on /ot/

I've been doing that too lol. My confession: jag började studera svenska när jag var 14 för att jag gillade pewdiepie….nu jag är 23 och svenska är språket jag vet bäst förutom engleska…literally a language I have no use for in day to day life. I could have studied Spanish all that time, something actually useful for a burger to know men nejjjj. Even more shameful than learning Japanese for your waifu imo.

No. 740569

>>740561
That's equal parts embarrassing and impressive, kudos anon.

Se på det från den ljusa sidan, du är iallafall inte like pinig som tjejen i /w/ som larpade som norsk för att hon var besatt av Elsa från frozen.

No. 740587

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I used to really keep to myself, and while I wasn’t a goody two shoes, I always made sure to be behave. Whenever I acted out of line and was reprimanded I would take it very seriously, even though I feel I had an adventurous spirit. That waned as I got older, but I nonetheless never went out of line. My parents (+ older brother) kept saying how insufferable I would be as a teenager, so I decided I wouldn’t be one. I feel like I missed out on so much, especially since they kept me on a tight leash.

That’s healed, but I’ve noticed I’m so stagnant in life. I would just like to experience things. Even if I make a rash decision and it’s a bad one, at least I did something. I used to have double lives (more in my head than anything) and personas I kept to myself but by now I’ve just killed them all off and I haven’t even realized until recently. I just don’t know why I’ve done this charade. Nobody respected me any more for it. I still got treated like a runt. I’ve just been like this for so much of my life, that I don’t know if I’ll be different if I’m given the chance.

No. 740589

>>740587
what's up with all these old loser hags who talk about how sad and lonely they are on lolcow? there was also an almost 30yo who was going to high school or some shit, you're all insane

No. 740602

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>>740587
Anon I don't have anything helpful to say to you but good luck with everything. Also only insane people are allowed on this website.

No. 740610

I'm currently sabotaging the budding relationship I'm having, I don't initiate any conversation, I postpone dates, it takes me days (or even weeks) to answer his texts, I didn't even answer his call the other day (I pretended I was in the shower). I don't know why I'm doing that, the dude hasn't done anything wrong and is clearly into me, guess I don't really want to be in a relationship. I blame the lockdowns for putting me in depressive slump, but I feel so bad for him, he doesn't deserve that.

No. 740615

>>740589
>almost 30yo who was going to high school
what's wrong with that? some people have to give up their education during their teenage years due to various reasons. are they not allowed to pursue the degree if they want to?

No. 740616

>>740589
I had to take care of a sick parent for most of my late teens and twenties because I'm not a cold hearted bitch like you. Blow it out your ass.

No. 740619

I cut all of my friends off and I find that although I think about them a lot, I don't particularly miss them. Which makes me feel like a monster

No. 740625

>>740589
Ok, bad bitch anon, tell us all of your accomplishments and give everyone advice other than bee urself and just change your way of living life. Unless you want to go full retard and tell everyone to kill themselves because you’re a baddie. Retard.

No. 740626

>>740589
Damn anon, I’m just turning 20 soon and was just realizing I self flagellated myself and allowed myself to be a doormat for no reason during my teenage years. Not necessarily an uncommon experience.

>>740602
Thank you, I love achewood too!!

No. 740692

>>738581
This is a question to all anons: Was lolcow your first regular imageboard that you used? I was on 4chan for around 3 years before I started using lolcow.

No. 740694

>>740692
LC is my first imageboard and I've been here for like 3 years. I've never been on 4chan or any other imageboard and I plan to keep it that way.

I guess my confession is, searching up any imageboards other than this one feels illegal to me. I saw lotusbbs mentioned in /meta/ and googled it, but immediately was like "what if this is some dark web shit and searching this up will get me swatted". I'm still feeling a little iffy about it right now.

No. 740697

>>739158
last skinny guy i dated was the worst fuck ive ever had, they just dont have enough energy. his dick was meh too.
>>739302
male midgets do have huge dicks, compared to their body size the dick looks massive, and plenty of big dick midgets exist naturally since the midget disease does not effect the penis.

plus their small body size makes it easy to do some weird positions. something for the bucket list maybe.

Anywho, i'm not saying you have the fuck the sexy shorties, my limit personally is 5'9 and id have to really like the guy

No. 740699

>>740692
No, I used 4chan. But mainly /vg/ and /a/, none of the red boards. I'm still annoyed by men posting bikini babes/ecchi art on blue boards that falls within SWF. Like they can't discuss anything without posting porn.

No. 740700

>>740618
Link pls

No. 740701

>>740692
Yep! The closest I ever got before this was casually browsing subreddits. Posting on LC has definitely felt like an entirely different experience tbh. Especially since the userbase here is centered around women. I will say though, integrating wasn't that hard since I read the info and rules off jump and lurked for a few days before posting. I've been here since last June and have only been called new once because I didn't know Shayna used a setting on her phone to make her background blurry kek. I always knew about 4chan as this big bad boogeyman so I really thought it was some dark web type shit. In hindsight though, I feel like if that had been my first imageboard, I would probably be a worse off person now. No offense to any anons whose first imageboard was 4chan btw

No. 740702

>>740694
>I've never been on 4chan
Only a few boards there have worthwhile discussion on them, I'm getting tired of it but it's the biggest imageboard so discussions there can be quick.
>or any other imageboard
Crystalcafe and sushichan are alright. Other imageboards quickly get filled with 4chan tier shitposting and trolling, which is a shame.
>>740699
Part of the reason they do that is to bring attention to their threads, on fast boards like /v/, or even medium speed boards like /lit/, not only do they post softcore porn/ecchi but they make obnoxious template threads to attract the attention of others to their threads, as if the thread topic was too boring for that, it gets really tiring.
>>740701
You're lucky, I've wasted around 3000 hours of my life on 4chan, less than 1% of that time was spent doing anything productive.

No. 740714

I came in at 7am off my face on coke last night needless to say my family are not happy

No. 740721

>>740702
Same. Something about the speed and format of that site is so incredibly addicting to me - knowing it's bad also makes me want to use it more.

No. 740722

>>740587
Huh, I could have written this with slight variations. I grew up with my mom who raised me to be dependent on her and I felt that if I didn't behave the way she wanted me, she would stop loving me. So I became an obedient, good student who was also a shut-in.
Since I felt like I couldn't be my real self in reality I also withdrew in my dreamworld where I could be me.
>I’m so stagnant in life
I also feel this way. I think getting rid of our dreamworld made us hyperaware of how much our reality is void of action. I posted this website in another thread, I'm not sure if you're familiar with it, it's worth a read: https://maladaptivedaydreamingguide.wordpress.com/

No. 740728

I heart react to everyones selfies on a discord group im in except for the trannys

No. 740733

I can't help but find it red flaggy if a white guy has even one Asian girl in his dating history–unless he's dated upwards of 5 girls and there's enough of a diverse mix in there. It's not a complete dealbreaker for me but it definitely sounds alarms

On the hypocritical flip side, my family somehow thinks I'm obsessed with dating "Asian guys" because my three exes were Taiwanese, South Asian/Indian, and Viet (so they looked totally different from one another??!!) and now they make a big show of trying to hint to my white bf that he's special for making me break my yellow fever or some shit. I wish they'd stop it's fucking embarrassing and fake news

No. 740735

Got such a big confidence boost shoveling snow today, I was way faster & efficient than my ugly ass scrote neighbors. Suck on that lil bitches. You could feel their seething melting the snow kek.

No. 740741

>>740733
This is weird and makes it seem as if your family wanted you to end up with a white dude all along.

No. 740746

I will never get these stupid generation name like zoomer boomer coomer schloomer idk i looked it up 100 times by now but i can’t remember bc I give a shit

No. 740808

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>>740733
As an AZN woman, I think the same thing as well kek. I remember my first bf telling me how he used to be bullied in highschool and the only person that was nice to him was an Asian girl.

Right now I'm seeing someone that isn't even a weeb but I was pretty alarmed when I realized he does appear to have slight yellow fever. It seems to signify that they are insecure and prefer someone meek (and that they think asian women are submissive, ugh).

No. 740810

>>740735
kek, loving the energy anon! Keep it up.

No. 740813

>>740702
I didn't know they even posted coomerbait on /lit/, that's kind of hilarious. But it's really annoying to want to check on a conversation I had on /vg/ while commuting, and I can't even pull it up on my phone because the catalog is full of softcore porn/cropped hentai. Or someone spams images of their waifu character, and the mods do nothing. Coomers won't even let you have conversations about autistic metas.

No. 740830

My period is due to come but my hormones are being bastards and the baby fever is strong and I’m low key hoping my period doesn’t come lol it’s not like it would be the end of the world, but I’m not exactly in the ideal place atm to have a baby but damn do I want one lol

No. 740884

>>740808
I'm butting in because when you say
>and that they think asian women are submissive, ugh
I'm reminded about how all the east Asian women I've met where I live in Europe are giga stacies or nerdy but not in a meek way at all. Is the "meek submissive Asian ideal gf" stereotype more common in the American continent? It seemed to only make sense when applied to Asian women in Asia to me, even if it's still a dumb stereotype because each person is unique anyway.

No. 740896

>>740808
>think Asian women are submissive
If I were Asian I would do anything and everything out of spite just to prove them wrong, including kicking them in the teeth.
I hate it when guys think I’m submissive, a background character, or basic like I’m just there to support their mediocre dreams.

No. 741013

>>740884
All men have stupid stereotypes of the "types" of women there are. Women who are asian are submissive, black women are thick and crazy in bed, white women are all submissive church girls. Men hate women of their own race and fetish women outside of their race so if we ask every single guy then every single race of women are somehow simultaneously feminine, submissive, waifu material goddesses and every single race of women are all cheating gross whores lmao.

Tell these men that women of all races have varying personality traits and their little brains will explode

No. 741144

Whenever I see someone here or anywhere admit that they are a cheater, I feel a visceral disgust. I know I shouldn't care that much, but it genuinely makes me so sick to think there are cheaters out here, and they usually never feel any remorse for what they've done either. They don't care. I've literally never been cheated on or cheated so idk why I feel this way.

No. 741155

I've never cheated on anyone, but I genuinely don't really understand what it is that people find so upsetting about the concept
Or, maybe I mean to say that I don't really understand the concept or what it is exactly

No. 741168

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I only got a boyfriend so someone would take care of me and I can keep eating benadryl all day until I die finally

No. 741170

>>741168
cute madotsuki

No. 741174

>>741170
thank you fam, she understands me

No. 741195

>>740692
No, I first started on messageboards for bands around 2002. I only found out about 4chan when a boy from an all boys grammar school spammed my photos on /b/

No. 741215

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>>740317
He doesn't know about my assburgers ,being a rape victim, depression, suicide attempt, college dropout and the fact that I'm not 100% financially independent (a part of my income is from disability benefits, my employer only pays a small percentage because he is a dick/I'm unstable).

Honestly I feel like a lot of it is behind me but it still feels like… a lot to drop on someone.

(If at least my employer would pay me in full I could LARP being a functional human adult but it feels like it's the last hurdle to semi-normalness but it's impossible to overcome somehow).

When I can think more clearly maybe I will try talking to him about it. ..

No. 741216

>>741195
I don't think messageboards qualify as imageboards and anon asked about the second ones

No. 741217

>>741168
This post is like looking in a mirror.

No. 741220

I know its antifeminist or whatever but I think less of women who willingly had kids before at least 27 yo. And even between 27-31 I think it's sus even though there are exceptions. Every woman I know who's had a kid between 17-27 is crazy and a mess and all my friends with young mothers have a horrible relationship with their mother because their mom is jealous of their youth and have some weird competition going.
For context I'm childfree and my mom had me at 37 after she already established a successfull carreer in an academic field.

No. 741224

>>741220
I get where you are coming from but you sound like the crazy lady that bullied the anon from the art salt thread and used her as misery porn for her own art with her disgusting scrote in it

No. 741225

>>741224
I have legit no idea about that, I don't go to the art salt thread. I was triggered by an anon in the Shuwu thread though

No. 741232

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>>741217
I think people like us must run into each other sometimes
I hope your dreams are good ones

No. 741233

>>741232
I love this post.

No. 741246

>>741217
>>741232
sleepy anons are cute, omg

No. 741258

>>740561
ayrt, good job! its always good to know foreign languages no matter how useless they may feel like.
i live in a country where like 5% of the population speak swedish, so i have studied it in school. but im still shit though so thats why im trying to improve, considering that i might need it at a job or something

No. 741272

>>740702
CC is just as bad as 4chan.
>>741224
lmao link? I wanna see the drama but there's so much autism to scroll through.

No. 741282

>>741232
Sweet dreams to you too, anon ♥ I love playing the "when will it kick in?" and "which form (liquid, gel, or pill) will put me to sleep the fastest?" games.

No. 741360

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I am pretty sure I have infought the same bitch three times this week only and I hope she breaks all her nails or something

No. 741385

>>741360
did you get banned for it anon?

No. 741388

>>741385
No actually!

No. 741399

>>740701
whoa same experience

No. 741411

Sometimes when I'm anxious I like to imagine my funeral. I'm not a suicidal doomer, it just allows me to take a step back and consider the grander scheme of things instead of feeling trapped w in a single moment in time.

No. 741415

When anons pull out a sad but unrelated backstory in threads I fight the urge to be a prick about it. Yeah ok your goldfish is dead but tbh it's not relevant and you're making it weird

No. 741416

>>741415
Anon, you can't just disrespect their lore like that!

No. 741419

>>741416
It really does feel like they're filling in the lore section on their own wiki though.

It's like
>Welcome to the baking thread! I made red velvet cake today! What did you guys make?
>I don't eat red velvet because the colour red reminds me of the time I was a bullfighter in Madrid. I entered under my stage name Dame Atencion and the bull looked me in the eyes and I realised I could no longer take part in this brutal bloodsport. I packed my bags (and the blood-soaked rag I used during my matador days) and I soon moved to California where I started an OnlyFans and met who I thought was the love of my life. He abused and degraded me but I thought this was normal because nobody ever hugged me as a child. This might be because I was a disturbed kid who used my incredible artistic skills to paints terrifying images on the walls of my terminally ill grandmother's home. She didn't eat red velvet either.

No. 741427

>>741419
Poetry. This needs to be in the best of lolcow thread

Thanks for the laffs

No. 741433

>>741419
>Dame Atención
Wonderful attention to detail. Who would have ever thought lolcow has its own version of the "bloggers giving their life story before the recipe" meme?

No. 741450

>>741419
Lmao, I love you

No. 741455

>>741419
kekkkk anon I love you

No. 741504

About 8 years ago I had a bout where I felt nauseous all the time. I lost around 45lbs in 2 and a half months (I was kind of fat so I was barely ana-chan at the end of it.) I had multiple tests done on myself and even some tests done in my home and the cause was never found. Every time I feel sick I'm so scared I am going to experience that again.

No. 741509

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4chan's /ck/ is full of /pol/ refuse who are easily manipulated into diet trends that use typical 'do this and you'll become high T', 'here's what the jews are trying to hide from you', 'this is what your pure white warrior ancestors ate', etc. far-right scrote marketing. The latest fad is an all red meat/red meat and saturated fat-based diet like Jordan Bederson's daughter eats, like straight-up calling vegetables and legumes unhealthy because 'they have anti-nutrients'. I'm signal-boosting it so more of these morons die faster.
I wish there were a scrote-free cooking board.

No. 741511

>>741509
I'm not trying to call you schizo but I browse that board daily and have no fucking idea what you are talking about

No. 741515

>>741509
LMAOOO what is up with these people and thinking so damn hard about these things? Like its not that deep dude, we aren't living in a sci-fi film just eat your fucking veggies. At least they're killing themselves off quicker.

No. 741516

>>741511
t. fast food thread inhabitant

No. 741517

>>741516
I have never seen a single case of what you are describing in any thread ever. I wish the board was more than just McChicken spam and Chef Jon threads, I want to live in your reality

No. 741520

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>>741517
Here's an example from the other day. They're usually come crawling out on the meat substitute, fat, legume, and vegetable threads.

No. 741534

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>>741509
>>741515
>>741520
hahahahahaha finally I can use this screencap from 2 years ago

No. 741563

I'm hairy as fuck and i refuse to shave ever again so every new boyfriend i get has to come to an agreement its not coming off and its funny because it's not like quirky armpit light hair, i have asscheek hair, i have hairy feet, a hairy back, hairy ass legs and arms, chest hair, everywhere hair, even my forehead has hair, even my damn nose has hair, no pcos though just lucked out on those amazing spanish genes!!! i mean on top of that my boyfriends gotta deal with the fact i have a flat board chest (with them hairy ass nips), a hank hill hairy ass, an underbite, dandruff, and a stank ass attitude and they still love me and i suppose that's sweet even though they're always above my league

No. 741566

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>>741509
>>741520
It's because in their minds, beans = soy and soy = beta, even though the soy thing has been debunked numerous times.

No. 741568

>>741534
Not funny Nefeli

No. 741572

>>741509
There are cooking threads in here, in /ot/, /g/, and /m/ even, just pick one to necro and stick with it

Also what a goddamn shame, I remember checking out that board ages ago and it wasn't full of poltards, but I guess they ruin everything they touch.

No. 741587

I've done two aidungeon scenarios and I'm surprised how long they can go for even when they're fucking smutty nonsense.

this technology is insane and probably shouldn't exist and I should not be using it, but here I am

No. 741600

I still watch (listen?) to Nostalgia Critic as background noise when I am doing other shit.
I guess it's like a comfort junk food.

No. 741603

>>741600
watch this then

No. 741605

>>741603
Ok here's my confession, I know everything this video says and I can recite it by heart, in fact, I could do it on command

Why hello there I didn't see you there, I'M GAY what the hell

No. 741619

>>741603
Thanks, I love it

No. 741649

>>741195
>a boy from an all boys grammar school spammed my photos on /b/
Damn, that's a really shitty way to be introduced to 4chan. I hope you weren't harrassed because of that.

No. 741713

Confession: I'm finding it really hard to care about one of my online friends who is suicidal. She has so much support from all of us, but yet she randomly lashes out and tells us that nobody cares about her. We've tried everything to support her but being around her is truly exhausting. All she does is post in detail about how depressed she is, her trauma, and more suicide baiting. I used to be one of her supporters, always reaching out to make sure she's doing okay. This got stale quick as she's literally depression posting every single day. She also gave birth last year and has a small child, I often wonder if she even has the capacity to care for them. This time she's deactivated her account and everyone is so concerned for her, but I honestly don't care. She needs serious professional help and I doubt she's getting it right now.

No. 741882

>>740431
Sorry for continuing a 2 day old confession but I'm >>740331 and I'm honestly shocked at how fast you rack up numbers on this app. I know these are minuscule compared to people who use the app regularly, I literally just made an account and posted three stupid nonsense videos. It's insane because my actual art social medias that I put effort into probably haven't gotten as many unique views as these three stupid videos, kinda depressing

No. 741883

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>>741882
dropped pic

No. 741941

I'm unironically jealous of anons who can pee in cups without getting pee everywhere.

No. 741947

>>741941
Me too. You guys don't have weird streams or pee that goes backwards into your butt? I've pee'd in a cup once but that was in extremely desperate times

No. 741949

>>741941
There are women who can pee in cups? I was never able to do it. One time I was really drunk in a cabin and I didn't want to go outside and pee in a bush, so I tried using a bottle. Obviously the coordination was just not there, and I got piss on the floor kek. I cleaned it up before others came back thankfully

No. 741956

>>741947
Samefag, tmi but I had to slightly bend my knees and hold the cup super close to my vagina to even be able to do that. Idk how women are out here just squatting over cups

No. 741958

>>741941
practice makes perfect! keep at it, and you'll have a great collection of piss bottles before you know it.

No. 741959

I want to eat coochie, but hear a man moan on the other end.

No. 741962

>>741941
push the cup up so it cradles your urethra area. then deliver said cup to your nearest scrote

No. 741968

>>741600
I still watch some of his old videos because I enjoyed them, and occasionally watch his new ones if they interest me, but I'm not subbed to him. The only reason I checked out one of his recent analysis videos is because it had jim carrey involved lmao

No. 741994

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I have created my personal cope husbando in my head. He is this big beefy anime boy that is basically my boyfriend whom I rely on for comfort when I feel bad. I imagine conversations with him, cuddling with him and so on. Something like if I'm finding it hard to study for a test it would go
>anon, don't waste your time like this. I know you can do so well on the exam, you just have to try your best!
>but hunk-kun, I feel so depressed, I can't bring myself to do it…
>I know you can. You're a smart girl anon! You've done it before and you can do it again, I'll be by your side supporting you the whole time <3
And then it actually ends up motivating me. He also comforts me when I'm crying, and I imagine hugging him and it slowly calms me down. He is not a tulpa!!! I promise I'm not schizophrenic or autistic this has actually done wonders for my mental health. I also masturbate to him sometimes but I won't get into that part.

No. 741997

>>741994
>He is not a tulpa!!!
Well, what's stopping you?

No. 741998

>>741994
Looks like Joji in that deleted vid where he opened up about his seizures

No. 742001

>>741994
he looks like he smells. Disgusting feet

No. 742007

>>742001
Agreed. Why the hell is his foot reaching out to me like some kind of Disney prince?

No. 742020

>>740733
Do all your bfs meet your parents?

No. 742030

>>741587
I tried using it and it's so much effort deciding what to do next. I guess they're for creative anons?

No. 742034

>>741994
Cute and same

No. 742056

>>741994
I do the same anon, you're not weird. It feels like a safe way to express yourself and be vulnerable.

No. 742067

In elementary school, I used to be scared to pee in the middle of the night so I would pee in a cup in my bedroom and dump it in the morning.

No. 742110

>>741994
guess we all share the same bf

No. 742134

>>741509
I mean why do you even go on there? I like some 4chan boards myself but for cooking I use books, youtube and a few recipe blogs I like. Did you think you were going to find nice recipes on /ck/ ? No judgement but i'm really confused

>>741713
I've been in your situation and the best thing to do is to talk calmly and kindly about it to them. Kindness and empathy but be firm. If you don't notice change in behavior and efforts from her after the talk, she's never going to change and it will just drain you of all your energy without ammounting to anything.

No. 742197

>>741534
A man ahead of his time.
>>742134
I want to argue about food, give advice to people who are starting out, see what other people are trying, and occasionally learn something new in a community where nobody has any reason to sugarcoat their thought. /ck/ has been ruined by smug /pol/lutants who derai nearly every thread and refuse to learn anything about food and cooking, but occasionally there are some great threads, and other cooking communities seem to be /r/food-tier garbage

No. 742224

>>740728
Snickering at this post in my pitch black room with my blanket over my head like a babushka.

No. 742238

>>740074
>it probably doesn't feel good to hide this stuff from your bf/side dude
It doesn't. I just need to build up the courage to say something. Funny how lying comes so natural to me, but once it's confrontation time I (or try to) avoid it at all costs. I have a feeling this is going to bite me in the ass because something did almost slip up, and I could've gotten caught, but luckily I didn't. I think that was a sign from the universe to get my shit together.
>>740079
>>740084
I've been doing it for a few months already. At first I didn't feel much guilt, and to be honest I still don't.. I think it may be because I fear my boyfriend is going to slip up again, so because I have my other guy, I know I won't be as hurt. He's like a safety net which is pretty fucked up now that I think about it. But I did get attached to him, though, and I feel much happier with him.

No. 742274

I keep screenshots of conversations with my ex girlfriend. There are super mushy lovey dovey screenshots, and there's screenshots of our break up (yes we broke up over text/messenger, not a lot of hard feelings and I think that was better for us in the end). I do read them from time to time and they still make me smile. I know a lot of people in my life will tell me to delete them, that it's just another shitty reminder that she isn't in my life anymore, but I like having them.

I think I've had enough time to heal, and I recognize that I don't really yearn for her anymore as much as I just yearn over the idea for her. Whether we just met during a bad time in our lives or we're just really not meant for each other, it's whatever at this point. But I really do like to sometimes look over our messages to remind myself of what I deserve. She was the first person throughout my many relationships(? hook ups? sort of dating but not officially dating?) where she treated me with the love and respect that I didn't know I deserved. Men have set the bar on the floor, but I know better now. I know there exists a person out there willing to pour as much love and time into me as I will to them, and if there isn't, then that's fine I'll just stay single because I refuse to settle. I think even in breaking up with me, she still treated me so much better than anyone else. There was no stringing along, it was just "I don't want a relationship after all, I'm sorry." Maybe it's just a massive cope, but I like to think she still did it out of love for me because she knew she couldn't be the partner that I wanted/needed.

When I change phones I don't know if I'll copy over these screenshots over to my new phone. It'll probably look like I'm still hung up over her. There's a lot of things she loves that I'll see and they'll always remind me of her, and it just makes me think fondly of her. If I ever date another girl who loves me and treats me with the same love and respect as my ex, I'll finally delete these screenshots. For now, they're just a reminder to myself of what I deserve.

No. 742275

I wish I were a straight tall(taller than 6'1) pretty boy who is under the age of 30 instead of a woman. Imagine how easy life must be for them. I could have a harem of pickme whores who I can treat like bang maids/therapists without any social repercussions. I could actually have a huge group of bro friends who always have my back. Act like a selfish ass and feel no guilt about it.

No. 742289

>>742030
there are scenarios you can use as presets, but if you want a very specific one, you have to prompt it yourself

i think my writing with it has been subpar to avoid confusing the algorithm though. if youre figurative with your prose it can confuse the ai. it's very neat, though, i was curious ever since i first saw it, and now anons have got me deep into it

No. 742310

Sometimes I lick a few strands of hair to get them stiff and then I shove them up my nose and twist gently until I sneeze

No. 742317

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No. 742319

>>742310
That's better than what I used to do, which was slam my fist into my nose until I sneezed or bled.

No. 742320

>>742310
Huh, I know exactly how this feels. Must've done it as a kid and forgot about it until now.

No. 742332

i enjoy blaire whites videos

No. 742333

>>742332
Same tbh

No. 742335

>>742275
Same anon, I think about this more and more these days. Life would be so much easier, and even though I'd admittedly be a fucking dick most likely, I still would prefer it. I know I'd eb considered above average and my personality and interests would make me very popular. This would probably get us labeled eggs on the internet but I am not about to chop off my tits when I'm 5'8 with a baby face kek.

No. 742337

>>742332
Same, but I don't have the same attitude towards trans people as the rest of this site so it's not really a confession for me

No. 742357

>>742332
I used to enjoy them. Then realized that Blaire is pretty stupid and the type who only reads headlines but not the article.

No. 742421

>>742332
I used to watch em but when blaire got dragged into the jeffrey star drama and claimed they heard the mysterious voicemail or whatever it was where sexual offences were being discussed I stopped. What gives you the right to listen to that private shit? Then blaire claimed some trans bodybuilder wanted to compete against women…when they clearly have stated the opposite many times.

No. 742431

>>742332
I watched his videos a few times but then I noticed that it wasn’t that interesting and that he was just either repeating information that I’ve already seen in other channels or that I was just not paying attention because the drama itself got boring.
I honestly don’t understand drama channels, even as a fan that loved them during 2017, they’re always throwing shit at each other and they never really come to a conclusion of the drama because that’s how the cows get cowtipped.

No. 742449

>>738928
I used to work there and they treat their employees like garbage. They fired one guy who was there for years for asking his wife to buy him a $2 book. and fired a mentally ill woman for trying to give her phone number to a customer. they're evil. keep stealing

No. 742520

I like a specific genre of music that I call troon music.

Girls Rituals, MOM, Drive45, bahshful

No. 742575

I don't get dancing. I don't know what's supposed to look good and what's not. Even as a child, whenever I watched some movies where they had those dance battles, or when one character was supposed to dance completely awkward while the others cringe and show him how it's done, it all looks the same to me.

No. 742580

the anon that’s seeing the billionaire here. I woke up in a cold sweat last night because everything is feeling too good to be true. I’ve spend the last week with him drinking the best champagne and he’s taking me to his home - i won’t say where. i’m so scared it’ll all end, for whatever reason. it’s overwhelmingly good

No. 742588

>>742580
Plz tell us where, we want to drink the best champagne too
Don't be selfish anon

No. 742591

>>742580
Grimes?

No. 742597

>>742332
I respect your choice anon but even politics wise how can you bare someone who is more bland than plaster on a wall that manages to make interesting topics boring just by their nasally and underwhelming voice?

No. 742598

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>>741994
take this

No. 742599

>>742591
Grimes is rich, she's a millionaire, Musk's fortune is impressive to her, but she wouldn't wake up in cold sweats about it.

No. 742601

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>>742599
……

No. 742604

>>742598
Is it bad that I assumed this was a response to 'dating a billionaire, sipping champagne' anon at first?

No. 742639

>>742580
Wait, have you posted about this before? Pls link to the previous post! I'm happy for you anon. Milk that motherfucker

No. 742641

>>742580
>the anon that's seeing a billionaire here
yeah sure you are

No. 742651

>>742641
Call me sceptical but my bet is that they're someone fishing for women to post a bunch of golddigging style replies..

No. 742656

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Everytime I look at the news or browse the internet I sometimes wish something like Y the last Man would happen. I don't even hate men as ferociously as some anons here but I do get tired of their collective shit.

No. 742663

>>742580
You remind me of these delusional girls on LSA who won't stop talking about "securing the bag" and being bff with at least one Rothschild family member or whatever.

No. 742677

>>742663
>>742651
no. I come here for anonymity, not to brag. the only public, online, information about this matter is anonymous and is not directed at anyone - you sound retarded

No. 742678

>>742663
what are you talking about? You don't believe that I can walk into Trader Joe's and pick out billionaires?

No. 742687

>>742677
I didn't accuse you of anything, I just got reminded of specific threads on LSA. I guess it's because the latest one I read was yesterday.

>>742678
You should try whole foods next time.

No. 742691

>>742677
I am retarded, the other anon you tagged isn't retarded tho…take that back lol

No. 742865

the most… unique tumblr anon hate I received was an ask saying none of my husbandos would ever date a nigger like me

No. 742972

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Anything to be in a cute girls band, anything to be famous or a pop star performer as rare and as far reach as it is getting their without hopping on a hollywood predator’s lap

I will give my kidney

No. 742973

>>742597
i'm the anon you replied to and i honestly don't really mind blaires voice. it's much more tolerable than..pretty much any other mtf tranners voice kek.
>>742431
i've stopped watching drama channels for awhile, it does get boring. i used to like blaire and d'angelo's drama videos, even the occasional crepshow art video, but the topics just get so repetitive and obnoxious that i can't bare it kek.
i prefer the videos blaire makes talking about mundane life shit than say…400th video talking about some retarded groomer tranny. there's only so many things you can really say about someone like that before it gets old. blaires normal videos are much more interesting imo. i just like hearing people talk about things and experiences i never have and never will experience myself
>>742421
yeah i don't really watch blaires videos about le ~drama~ so i didn't know about any of that

No. 742996

On one hand I'm glad that I'm have a mom willing to listen to my issues, on the other I hate that she wants me to vent to her because I know she can't help, and it's only going to either make her stressed out alongside me or get her angry.

No. 743014

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I fucking hate my roommate and I secretly wish her visa would run out and she can fuck back off to her (wealthy first world) home country

No. 743018

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I'm 26 and still in college. I royally fucked up my first attempt when I was 18 and now I won't graduate till I'm 27

No. 743020

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>>743018
It’s not a big deal, anon, I’m graduating when I’m 27 if I’m lucky enough
the platform won’t recognize one of my grades so I have to fight for it because there’s no way in hell I’m paying for that course again
It’s not the end of the world, you can still apply to get a job even if you’re studying as long as you’re close to graduating.

No. 743030

>>743018
I'm 24 and I'm hoping to graduate by 26 (next year if not late this year) with an associates, btfo, and look for a job. fuck getting a bachelors and my professors "recommendations" for it when it'll plunge me more into debt and old age, people look down upon me already for having major hopped and stunted my career potential already. ageism is a lot worse when you're a woman, might as well just get associates and leave, consider continuing education later

No. 743044

Sometimes when I’m really bored, I go on cgl and post obvious bait. The newfags that have taken over the board are absolute retards who fall for it and go full sperg in the replies every single time. It’s decently entertaining while I think of something better to do.

No. 743051

I've gained so much weight over quarantine that I went up a size in clothes, I used to be a small and now I'm a medium. Also at one point I had this crazy tan from being outside so much and now I'm pale.

No. 743066

My armpit hair grows longer than my bf's. He's pretty hairy too.

No. 743099

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sometimes I feel like I’m the only one going through actual problems in this world and especially this website. it seems so ridiculous to say but I admit it

i can’t take anyone else’s problems besides my certain people’s seriously at all, I could be the only important person in the universe or a complete nobody I can’t see anything else, I’m so enclosed inside of myself while also being observant about the chaos and multiple issues around me but i feel really important but also not important what is happening

No. 743101

>>743099
Damn she throwing that thang back

No. 743103

At my retail job, I used to pretend to not be able to do cash and tell everyone that I wasn’t trained to do cash even though I was trained on my first shift. My coworker saw me on cash one day and asked me why I was on cash, and all I said was “what do you mean?”. I also didn’t bother to properly learn to do the job like learning to take off security tags of product etc. Because I wanted to do the bare minimum to get by. All this lasted a year into the job until I got tired of acting dumb.

No. 743120

>>743099

That's absolutely fucking terrifying

No. 743124

>>743099
If my kitchen was directly in the hallway entering my apartment I would neck myself. This image is so claustrophobic.

No. 743136

>>743099
I love how all of replies you got were about the gif not the actual post

No. 743137

emotional binge eating is ruining my life and i have no idea what to do. i am so ashamed. i want to kill myself.

No. 743160

>>743137
I’m not sure if it would work for you nor if you’re needing it but Welbutrin killed 90 percent of my binge / emotional reaction eating sessions.

No. 743168

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One time as a teenager, I had already done my eyeliner on one eye and completely ran out of eyeliner by the time I was doing the wing on the other eye so I used a permanent marker to finish it. It burned.

No. 743169

>>743168
I did this once but it was my eyebrows

No. 743174

>>743169
Somehow that is better and also worse than mine, I am happy we could move on past those struggles

No. 743175

I got fucked real hard by an ex that has gf (didn’t know he had one before we fucked, he told me after).I feel real good because it was so good but bad bc of the girl but I really Didn’t know, should I tell her?

No. 743177

>>743175
Yes and no. Yes tell her but don't tell her who you are. Try and get to her anonymously.

No. 743186

I'm 30 and I still sometimes listen to music like this

No. 743202

File: 1613716273865.jpg (41.75 KB, 630x1200, MV5BOTI4MjE2OTM3MF5BMl5BanBnXk…)

Started watching Superstore and would like to sound his dick, that is all.

No. 743203

>>743202
That is surprisingly extreme
Godspeed

No. 743204

>>743202
I hope you want to do it out of pure malice

No. 743208

>>743204
It's definitely sexual and I have issues with men

No. 743209

>>743202
Looks dead inside
Rip

No. 743221

>>743202
Unironically want to marry this jew

No. 743222

>>743221
>>743209
I know, right?

No. 743227

>>743202
I don't get farmers

No. 743230

>>743202
>Superstore
All I know about that show from my brief experience with it is that its way too accurate to the retail experience. They even use Zebras. The clip I saw from the episode where they start doing drive-up orders made me want to die. Hell, even having a crush on a mediocre white man due to your happenstance exposure to him is accurate to the retail experience.

No. 743234

File: 1613721870847.png (160.81 KB, 265x281, m'doka.png)

>>743202
I think this is guerrilla marketing

No. 743415

>>743044
Any examples? I rarely lurk and have never visited cgl but what do you post?

No. 743525

i need to get this off my chest. i discovered this creepy board dedicated to posting girls like agatha, ciara horan, various 4chan waifus and because i was friends with a girl posted there, someone found my instagram and posted pictures of me there. i was so creeped out and upset by this because those r9k type freaks were trying to get my personal info. i don’t post on any chans and only had about 400 followers. so i came up with a master plan to seduce the board owner in order to get him to delete my thread or the entire board altogether. i got his discord and just worked on him for days. we’d have long conversations and tbh i enjoyed talking to him. well some time goes by and he trusts me enough to give me his full name, address, and even…a picture of him. and you won’t believe it but he was handsome as fuck, looked like a total football playing chad normie who’d have no business running that board and a really outgoing personality to boot. he eventually explained to me that the reason he made the board was because he was trying to contain the waifu/agatha obsessed freaks so they’d stop posting on other boards, and sort of began trolling the posters. at first it sounded like bs but i slowly realized it was true. he lived a normal life and nothing was cryptkeeper about him. he wasn’t into any of those girls being posted. i know this is retarded but we fell for each other. he was really charming. stupid me got into a serious relationship with him and turns out he lives 2 hours away. i didn’t even have to blackmail him because he deleted the board on its own after i explained how fucked up that board is and the people in it. the waifu shit seemed to die off since then, the orbiting isn’t so bad now. sadly i ghosted him after a few months despite our childlike fantasies to get married and live together etcetc. i realized the whole connection started from a lie and that i only started talking to him to fuck up his life and i was guilty.

No. 743527

>>743525
I want a short film based on this

No. 743533

>>743525
>he eventually explained to me that the reason he made the board was because he was trying to contain the waifu/agatha obsessed freaks so they’d stop posting on other boards, and sort of began trolling the posters

Anon you fell for a total lie.
Would you believe a child porn honeypot owner was just "containing all the other pedophiles" and trolling them? You wouldn't because that's completely naïve and everyone knows that "containment" sites don't really prevent file sharing from happening elsewhere. It definitely didn't work for 4chan. Orbiting only got better because there's explicit rules that prevents /soc/ and other camwhoring posts on r9k for instance since a few years ago now.

Sorry but your Chad is a closeted creep and he just wanted to distance himself from the other creepy losers so you'd stick around and stroke his ego further. And btw no normie makes plans to marry and live together with someone who they've never even met in person with before. Be glad you ghosted (that was your gut telling you something), the pedestal you carved for him is pure fantasy.

No. 743544


No. 743546

>>743234
the show ended 5 years ago

No. 743599

I lowkey am self conscious of my laugh, it's like a cackle and my face gets really goblin like when I laugh bc I've got a pointy nose

No. 743608

>>743525
I'm glad everything went well for you in the en but >>743533 is absolutely right about the situation. I'm wishing you the best for the future, as far away from those creeps as possible

No. 743619

>>743525
I know the board you're talking about and I had a somewhat similar experience on a discord allegedly made for the exact same purpose. The discord owner took a special liking to me and I was the only female made a mod, then an admin, PMd me offering to buy me antidepressants (?) and other drugs, basically the owner treated me like a god because he wanted to use me to draw in more females for people to orbit. Thankfully I wasn't underage or a fucking idiot and he turned out to be Michael Sosa so lmao

He was very charismatic and clearly skilled at manipulation, I just happened to be able to see though it. Not saying that's what happened to you, but yeah

No. 743620

File: 1613759380240.jpg (30.94 KB, 300x400, $_1.jpg)

A few months back a random memory from my childhood hit me during a flashback.
My racist grandparents gave me a golliwog type doll to play with. I even remembered her name, 'Suzie.'

The image of the doll is a bit fuzzy to me. But she didn't have the typical blackface/red lips/kinky hair, she more resembled a native and was an entirely cloth doll with long brown yarn hair. Nonetheless, I recall a few instances where my grandparents would purposefully annoy me with the doll. Like made her do mean things to me. They'd get a kick if I would physically respond. Almost like they were Pavlov training me to be inherently annoyed with brown people.

>inb4 I'm misremembering

Nah, there's a good deal of evidence that they were racist so a doll wouldn't be inconceivable.
They once chased one of my mom's boyfriends off their property because he was black. They clung to their Catholicism because evolutionism meant they would have descended from the same great ape ancestor as black people, my grandpa even admitted this was an issue for him. Grandpa was a chemist and grandma was a dental hygienist, so it's not like they were dumb bumpkins who didn't know better. They were democrats. Literally nobody would believe me, and especially because my mom isn't outwardly racist and I didn't carry any of those ideals with me either.
It's just really strange, the animosity had to come from somewhere but I'm not sure where. Maybe because they were second gen immigrants, maybe their parents had stereotypes about POC because they felt they were in competition with them in some way. Who knows, it's just a weird memory that bothers me sometimes.
I haven't been able to find anything like it on the internet, meaning they likely handmade it and then it was trashed at some point. I wonder if my mother said something.

No. 743642

File: 1613760964239.jpg (65.49 KB, 640x640, i'm about to lose it.jpg)

i have no idea why but lately i want to start self harming or starving myself just to feel something. i feel miserable all the time and i don't know why, my life's objectively good at the moment and i have no reason to feel this shitty yet i do. i just want to wake up in a hospital tomorrow and have an excuse to put off my studies or doing anything productive, yet i also feel like an absolute leech of a person every day i'm not doing something "useful" and waste just watching netflix on my computer or doing fuck all.

i also know that if i start cutting myself my bf will def notice and of course he'll be worried sick. he's an amazing guy and he doesn't deserve going through something like that.

No. 743649

>>743642
not to armchair you anon but this sounds like textbook depression. hope you feel better and get help if needed, were rooting for u

No. 743654

>>743525
Cringe

No. 743677

Back when I was a fakeboi I arranged to meet a guy for coffee and probably sex afterwards. He was straight but I was only a year on hormones and I was coming out of that stupid genderphase so fucking a straight guy didn't hurt my feefees.

We met up in a public place to be safe, he got the coffees and we chatted away for an hour. At that time I was 'passing' to strangers. I looked about 15 but I guess I still passed as I couldn't enter a womens bathroom or changing room for a length of time there. The guy had already seen recent pics of me so I wasn't worried. He seemd keen in person too. So he offers to drive me home, things had been even flirtier during the short drive.. he surprises me at the end by not wanting to come in. I chalk it up to him maybe somehow expecting a feminine woman despite seeing my teen boy looking pics. Fair enough I thought, I maybe won't attempt sex again til my estrogen has taken over for a while.

Dude messaged me half an hour later wanting to come back and fuck?? He wouldn't say what his change of heart was. Men will fuck anything. For a whole second I thought men had standards and I had failed to meet them. Nope lol. I kept the tiniest amount of dignity intact and said no.

What a great time in my life that was.

No. 743684

>>743525
I think I know the board you're talking about, I accidentally found it through Google and went back there multiple times because I was really curious about if that Ciara girl actually died or just faked her death and the only discussion about it was there. I saw that they had a huge problem with CP being posted on there though so I got scared off. Glad to see it's down though.

No. 743711

I seem extremely NLOG-ish and Practicality Over Anything in real life. Sometimes guys bring up topics like Valentines day, engagement rings and marriage, along with anniversaries, k-po(o)p or even women's quota, and other stuff women tend to care about or like more than men around me, and tell me how stupid they find it and how they don't get it at all. Then they specifically ask for my opinion, and judging by how taken aback they get when I tell them I love everything about it, I guess they're waiting for me to agree with them. Then the arguing starts "But wouldn't you rather spend money on a vacation than a ring?" - "I hate travelling and love shiny stuff", "Shouldn't you show someone you love them every day of the year?" - "Yeah, but having one or two days every year where you go full out is especially nice", "Don't you think you should be hired for your skills rather than your gender?" - "Anything to get me further in life, I don't care about the why behind it". Seeing them slowly realize they won't get through to me and that I'm just like all the other girls they deem as stupid and superficial is one of my very small, petty joys in life.

No. 743716

>>743711
Anon I love you
I do this too but not to the level you go to, I love it, I notice they even try to pretend or change what I said to fit their ideal

No. 743720

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>>743711
You’re amazing, anon.

No. 743732

File: 1613768917364.jpg (40.38 KB, 450x337, kimkardashian.jpg)

A scrote asked me what I did today but I literally spent 5 hours on lolcow.

No. 743736

I am intimidated by men asking me out, but in my experience being the one to do it they end up putting in zero effort besides sex, expecting your favors and getting too big an ego. I never will ask a guy out myself again. It's sad because I'm not trad but that's what happens. Still, I don't like being asked out it makes me instinctively want to run. Honestly wondering why I have these problems tolerating men, why do I hate to be pursued or wanted. It's like I sabotaged myself to be unwanted

No. 743738

>>743736
samefag damn this made me remember how I also didn't like my ex showing he wanted me too much. It's overwhelming and I want to get away. wtf I think I self-sabotaged on purpose without knowing it am I just scared of intimacy. sorry it's turning into a vent

No. 743743

>>743732
Queen shit

No. 743753

File: 1613771323839.jpg (52.75 KB, 590x527, love.jpg)

>>743711
inspiring and brave

No. 743774

I refuse to date men who are the "the only child", in my experience they always end up being absolute cunty brats that have never been told no in their lives.

No. 743785

>>743774
As an only child myself there is definitely a difference between both genders, it reminds me of autistic men vs autistic women conversations in a way. There's the stereotype that all only children are spoilt and bitchy but every woman I've met grew up being treated normally or at times harsh while every dude I met was demanding and childish, especially while dating. One of them literally dumped me just cause their mommy said I looked like a whore kek. I know that's not the same for everybody but that's just what I experienced.

No. 743786

Crying my ass off watching internet historian's video on costa concordia, i remember yelling at the tv as this shit went down. That goddamn captain deserves the chair.

No. 743794

>>743774
My best friend is marrying an only child and I hate it. They live with his parents, he pays no bills, his mommy still makes him dinner every night, and he doesn't do chores. I have no idea what she is expecting when they move out; it's gonna be a nightmare. He wants to live in the same town though (obviously so his mom can take care of him when my friend isn't).

I hate that she's getting married to him and I can't fucking say anything ughhhh.

No. 743798

>>743786
Fuck this reminds me going on a cruise a few months after the disaster and a tour guide pointing out the wreck. Just what the fuck.

No. 743805

>>743798
Oh my god, sounds so morbid. 33 people died, this sounds so whiny as I am not uh dead but I have been in accidents related to airplanes and ships just freak me out, good bye traveling I guess.

No. 743864

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>>743711
queen shit. i'm so over people, especially scrotes and pickmes, acting like we're retards for liking or even caring about romantic stuff. especially the bit about "waah wahh only showing love one day a year", anyone who legit thinks this way is a bitter unfuckable loser

No. 743882

>>743786
>>743805
God are we the same people? I was reading about NASA spaceship disasters earlier and I have no idea why I did it. I still feel pretty bad right now

No. 743892

>>743882
The fucking dread and sadness you feel while reading about that shit. Space shit is so fucking spooky to me, elon can go by his fucking self.

No. 743930

I chew my fish oil pills because I like the taste

No. 743951

File: 1613795180583.jpeg (385.62 KB, 750x734, 1D74A5B7-CEE6-4D77-80A4-95FC9D…)

i started posting my art on social media and im just so afraid of my scribbles being laughed at by fellow cows

it’s almost a near impossibility since promoting posts on instagram is such a bitch to handle but there are aspects of the way I draw that look so ridiculous and I’m definitely not the best at anatomy but I am like sort of intermediate at art

it’s the weirdest fear I’ve been having lately

No. 743952

>>743930
Oh my god I’m not alone. When you bite into it and it bursts in your mouth? Chefs kiss

No. 743958

>>743930
>>743952
You're both psychopaths what the fuck

No. 743969

>>743930
Neck yourself

No. 743982

>>743415
Literally random, mundane shit like posting a good coord in the ita thread, although my favorite is setting off newfags by giving someone an informative reply in help threads since that’s considered “spoonfeeding” nowadays.

No. 743989

File: 1613805575789.jpg (Spoiler Image,167.34 KB, 1041x846, Reject intelligence, embrace r…)

I still play the retarded rp fifthy shade parody in Ai Dungeon as Adam Driver with Chris hemsworth. Anti fujo anon, can legally kill me now.

No. 744023

>>743952
Amazing burst of flavor

No. 744025

>>743989
This is so funny to me. Do you imagine their voices as you read it? Do you grab inspiration from interviews and movies? How do they look? Kek

No. 744058

File: 1613816840741.png (143.58 KB, 600x600, Irrnnei2jsnsaks3.png)

>>744025
Probably the best interperation when you imagine them. (It sucks piccrew doesn't have any good bl maker). Well sometimes I imagine with their voice but the AI usually give the respond that out of their personality.

No. 744059

>>743952
Just get the regular oil nonny
The taste is stronger

No. 744063

>>743989
Hold up, so theres two of us now

No. 744069

>>744063
Wdym nonny? Fyi i'm the one who post in shitpost thread about how I manage to make AI dungeon do fifthy shade stuff feat AD and Chris

No. 744078

>>744069
I must have missed your previous posts then lol i was the retard who got laughed at for "larping as ad", i embrace you fellow tard

No. 744094

>>743677
Did you not have top surgery? Were the affects it testosterone on you reversible? What made you detransition? Do you still feel gender dysphoria?

No. 744098

>>744094
*effects of

No. 744110

File: 1613825334030.png (2.54 MB, 1659x2482, Mauvv3.png)

every1 submits to
mk ultra
things are on track

No. 744111

>>744110
Why did you write this like a haiku

No. 744114

I am addicted to online trolling. My favourite hunting grounds are YouTube and Reddit.

No. 744119

>>744111
she'd deserve a poem

No. 744122


No. 744125

>>744122
the farmer reading this

No. 744126

File: 1613826545118.jpeg (7.3 KB, 224x224, images (1).jpeg)

>>744125
omighosh really

No. 744127

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No. 744156

I want to spend the money I don't have on a truckload of perfumes half of which I'm not even gonna wear

No. 744197

>>743099
same. i think it’s because i’m so isolated i don’t even believe in other people existing anymore.

No. 744265

saw this video on youtube about a couple who does coffee enemas. now every time I'm drinking coffee I'm just thinking about putting in my ass and wondering what it would feel like. fuck youtube for turning me into a degenerate

No. 744268

>>744265
like…as a fetish?? or are there supposed to be health benefits????

No. 744282

>>744265
Lmao was it this one? I wish TLC would bring back My Strange Addictions

No. 744291

>>744282
yes lmao.

No. 744366

File: 1613850969382.png (1.15 MB, 1280x720, Okuyasu.png)

I don't follow cow threads but in some old pnp thread there was a photo of her with her old boyfriend who had a lock around his neck like sid vicious and I spent a way too long time staring at him because he was just my type

No. 744371

At my most psychotic, I genuinely believe there is something like a big Lolcow thread in the sky where unknown, extra-dimensional beings criticise my every move. They can read my thoughts, see me at all times— even in the dark or if I'm hiding under blankets, etc.— and look through my eyes as well. To a certain extent, they can manipulate my thoughts and actions, either by stealing my original thoughts or implanting new ones. Sometimes I feel them touching me or they keep me psychologically pinned in place. Most of the time it was like a terrible itchiness under the skin, like my blood gurgling or having insects in my veins. Other times: stabbing pains, or feeling pulsations similar to heart beats in odd places, like my legs. Otherwise I just feel numb and tingly out of nowhere, like my circulation has been suddenly cut off.

My biggest problem was that none of them would ever speak to me. I wanted to know who they all were, how many of them were there, why they chose me, and whether they hated me or pitied me. When I was really desperate, I used to try to contact them. I would write letters to them begging for answers or just ask over and over in my head. Sometimes I'd see signs they were covertly speaking to me as well, usually through television or numbers. When it first began, I assumed it was just one person who was assigned to monitor me, but over time it warped into a countless number of eyes on me at all times.

The crisis was very existential as well. I couldn't make sense of the world I lived in. Was I being monitored by the government? Aliens maybe? Of course, there was the standard solipsism fear, that I was the only real person in a fake world. But then what if I was just an AI created to suffer? What if the other people I see every day are also "in on it?" Maybe my family and friends were just empty vessels that could be inhabited by the highest bidder, anyone who wanted to interact with me up close.

When I am really deep in it, it feel like I'm being killed and revived over and over for the amusement of the people watching me. They wipe my memories so I never know when the world has been reset. I used to lay in bed and plead with them for hours, saying "please let me die" in my head.

I never felt safe anywhere. There was no such thing as privacy. I felt ashamed to breathe, eat, laugh— everything I did was hateworthy. I was not allowed to have fun, not even by myself in ways that hurt nobody. One of my lifelong coping mechanisms is journalling, but in that state I can't rely on it because everyone can already hear my thoughts. Therefore, it's pointless to write anything down. I can tell I'm being jeered at as I write, so I just rot in my bed instead.

These were the most isolated and terrible times of my life. It's already hard enough to be crazy, but my thoughts were so weird that no matter who I told, they couldn't understand at all. I don't expect any Anons to understand either, but I thought it would be a bit fun to share in this thread. After all, the delusion predates my knowledge of LCF and lolcows in general, yet I managed to internalise the entire point of the website and turn it into my own personal hell.

No. 744372

>>744366
Why don't we all wear padlocks around our neck?
I didn't think it was a big deal, I used to wear that shit in 8th grade…. let's bring it back skanks. I love that shit.
Someone else can have a key around theirs- instant friendship necklace.

No. 744382

>>744372
Bruh let's write a young adult story where some people wear a lock and others a key around their neck and they have to find their match (soulmate) yeah it's cringe but you just know 11 year old girls love that shit

No. 744396

>>744382
I am 19 (almost 20) years of age, and I would 100% read your guys' novel.

No. 744416

File: 1613856511628.jpg (68.64 KB, 564x793, what if soulmate.jpg)

>>744372
>>744382
>>744396
This reminds me of one of those prompts I'd seen on tumblr, pic rel

No. 744419

>>744371
Hope you're getting help, anon. This is textbook psychosis mixed with a small pinch of (catholic?) guilt complex.

Most forms of paranoia/psychosis follow certain patterns that make it impossible to talk about what you're experiencing to others (they already know, they're in on it etc). It's how they sustain themselves. I even had similar self-deprecating thoughts about the solipsistic nature of my paranoia. I was convinced that they were testing me with these delusions of grandeur and if I'd talk to anyone about them that's how they'd "get me." Verbalizing my paranoia would give them proof of what an arrogant piece of shit I was. I also thought they were covertly trying to speak to me via patterns in woodchip wallpaper kek.

Anyway, in my case it was drug induced psychosis and I'm glad it never came back.

No. 744423

>>744416
I have a patch of birthmarks on my butt like spilled liquid, maybe it marks where my soulmate will jizz

No. 744425

>>744416
This, on the other hand, I would not read. Imagine needing motherfuckers to touch your knee to find out if they're your soulmate.

No. 744428

>>744416
Having your gyno touch your pussy lips for the first time, sure asshole, I am gonna notice that shit and trust some pussy doctor when they tell me it changed colors. Fuck off with that shit, tumblr.

No. 744429

One time I posted a story in an artist’s /snow/ thread pretending to be someone else from my lolita comm (artist is also part of the comm), and it turned out that artist-chan was a lurker who went on to flip flop between bawwwing about how she was being boollied by the evil lolita comm and evil farmers and saying she didn’t give a fuck because she’s a strong woman.

No. 744434

File: 1613858570352.jpg (24.89 KB, 298x472, EtygUccWYAECqty.jpg)

i don't have the time, the internet connection, or the pc setup (nor the money to afford better stuff) to play ffxiv but i do enjoy lurking servers dedicated to modding and stuff, and daydreaming about winning the lottery so i can pretend to be a cute catboy all day.

No. 744439

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>>744372
That would be so cute! Now I’m going to try finding one.

No. 744452

I was dating this big girl ( i refused to call her fat because i dont want to be mean ) for like a half year. I am probably half her weight (Me being 140 lbs and her atleast 220) and taller. Her being bigger did not make me think of her that she is not beautiful. Talking and texting constantly was really nice but also draining. I miss those times when I am alone but realize how much energy and time dating takes. She was a really nice girl and I hope she finds someone better than me. I lied to her about my smoking and confessed to her about it. Since then we broke it off.

No. 744512

I like touching the leftover mucus of the sea snails i interact with

No. 744540

>>738716
hahahh what an ugly drawing to use in an advertisement

No. 744557

File: 1613870453675.jpg (260.5 KB, 750x815, ilove.jpg)

My mom and I have never gotten along on a friendship level and are basically incompatible personality/hobby wise but God do I love her. She will come over to my place when I'm stressed out from work/deadlines and clean my entire apartment and always brings me healthy dinners to make sure I'm eating. We may not have much to talk about but she is always trying her best to take care of me even as a twenty-something independent. I LOVE HER SO MUCH what would I do without my mom…

No. 744558

>>744557
moms arent supposed to be friends

your mom sounds amazing btw

No. 744559

>>744557
blessed.

No. 744565

File: 1613871077920.jpg (71.9 KB, 564x843, 896b4e1e30f87352d48f7040c4baff…)

quarantine made me fall deep into comfycore. I'm so close to giving in and cutting my hair and just look like pic related all the time

No. 744577

Looking back with my massive adult brain, I notice huge bpd traits in my high school self, not even just little things. I did realised I was acting erract even back then and it took so much energy to not just flip flop between hating and loving a friend but I made it out okay but to this fucking day, if something spesific happens, my brain errupts in these nasty vile thoughts about people I love. It's a crumb of what it used to be and I never voice them these days but it has kinda skewed my meter of what is okay behaviour from friends, I feel like a fucking mess.

No. 744579

>>744565
cute hairstyle!!! do it

No. 744580

>>744577
are you medicated? you can try to control your bpd symptoms now

No. 744581

>>744580
Not but before corona my therapist leaned more into bipolar which rings more true. I wanna seek therapy again but it's so difficult right now but that does sound like an excuse.

No. 744582

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>>744579
kek don't encourage me anon, also I'm nowhere as cute as her.

No. 744588

My dad is a Joe Rogan lookalike

No. 744590

I feel weird being domineering towards women but with men it comes out easily

No. 744594

>>744590
just as god intended queen

No. 744596

>>744582
>>744565
Saw these, thought "She's so cute, who is that?", reverse image searched. Found out it's Elle Fanning playing an FtM character for a movie.
This is tomboy erasure.
But yes do comfycore anon, fucking based

No. 744684

I have no labia minora. Well I do but it's a tiny little half a dime on the left side, other side has nada. Guys I sleep with always end up asking me about it. Anyway I envy big labia and think it looks so cool and beautiful.

No. 744737

i work with a (skinny) nikocado avocado look alike

No. 744747

>>744582
>>744565
Dakota Fanning >>> Elle Fanning

No. 744750

taking a dump is one of lifes most underrated pleasures

my bowels and i are at one with the universe

No. 744788

>>744750
Please pray for my girlfriend who hasn't shit in a week.

No. 744826

>>744788
Sending shit-energy through cyberspace to your gf. Hope she succeeds

No. 744868

I turn into the most territorial retard whenever someone likes a character I like, bonus points if the person is someone I absolutely hate. I do not blow up on them or tell them to stop liking the character (that is a very cunt move tbh), I just fume inside until I calm down lol.

No. 744869

>>744750
You never realize how badly you need it until you go through a period of constipation and long for it with each passing day

No. 744918

>>744788
good luck to her
i once went almost 3 weeks without shitting and that was hellish. feeling bloated and getting shitting cramps without being able to do it 24/7 is truly hell

No. 744932

The last relationship I was in was so bad that after I got out of it I had to get rid of any gifts he got me, I couldn't move on and have those things in my new place and deal with those memories haunting me. I felt stupid but I got rid of all the sentimental type gifts that served no purpose. Then any practical type gifts I went out and replaced them with things I bought myself. This was well before covid so anything that I could give to a charity shop I at least did that or passed them on.

I spotted a stuffed animal while out grocery shopping today. It's the same one he bought me in our early days of dating. The same day he bought it for me he went into an abusive tirade at me for no real reason. There was always this cycle of him being emotionally abusive at times but then also buying gifts and acting sweet shortly before or after. A gift was easy just as long as he never had to learn the words "I'm sorry" or "I shouldn't act like that"

I think I'm finally at the point where I can deal with owning an item that technically has ties to him. I always loved the toy itself so today I bought it again and it doesn't make me so sad with memories that it overrides my liking of it. Only took me 3 years to get here lol

No. 744935

>>744788
It wasn't until lolcow that I learned people don't shit for days or weeks at a time. Fascinating stuff.

No. 744943

>>744935
I went 3/4 days without shitting when I started new antidepressants.. I felt like I was giving birth when I finally went. I'll never forget that hellshit so I'm shocked by the level of constipation described on here.

I often wonder if it's eating disorder sufferers but I don't like asking

No. 744972

>>744439
I thought you and the anon above meant real padlocks.

No. 744973

>>744419
This post hits so close to home. Paranoid delusions but also beating yourself up for the nature of them being self-centered. So miserable

No. 744997

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>>744972
It can look cool but pic related isn’t really my style. It’s possible to pick a random padlock like from a purse to put it on a chain as well, I think they’re pretty cute in general. typos

No. 745038

I feel bad for shayna and other cows. I would never cowtip plus they are in denial and set in their ways, but I wish I could help them be healthy and happy and lead a normal life. This is deranged of me. I know many are bad people and jerks but all I see is people falling deeper into a mess and the deeper you go, the harder it is to climb out. It's just sad to me. I don't really use that side of lc but lurked shayna earlier and saw how sad it got. I used to lurk more and post a few times which I don't think I can ever do again. I feel bad for them being so messed up but they need to learn for themselves before anyone could help them

No. 745040

I think nekopara has really cute characters and fun ideas but I wish it wasn't so goddamn scrotey. I want to play it but I don't want to get upset

No. 745042

>>744439
this necklace is so cute. need

No. 745079

i used to ship skrillex and deadmau5 unironically

No. 745147

I made my first meaningful online friends on a Naruto forum in the mid noughts and we would often do heavily autistic yaoi rp on MSN.

No. 745161

>>745079
Me too, anon, used to think they would look great together.

No. 745169

>>745147
big mood right here, nothing bonds people as much as autistic yaoi rp did. Spoiler for mild cringe I fell in love in my first gf after many hours of Dynasty Warriors yaoi rp on AIM/MSN

No. 745277

I used to drink and drive. Nobody gave a fuck about me back then, no one in my house ever tried to stop me. One time my mom caught me after I came home and I lied my way out of it and she bought it, I realize now she definitely knew, she just didn't give a fuck about me and just wanted me to go back to my room so she didn't have to talk to me anymore. Even when I told myself I wouldn't do it and locked my keys in a safe I would get so fucking stupid and reckless when I drank. But excuses aside it's my fault, and the most shameful thing I've ever done. I am so lucky nothing bad ever happened and I never hurt anyone else. My friends all joke about how I'm the "mom friend" because I'm always offering people rides and reminding them I'll leave whatever I'm doing to come get them if they're too drunk to drive but I'll never tell them my altruism is amplified by guilt.

No. 745281

>>745277
Fuck you, but glad you're not doing it anymore. Hope things are better.

No. 745309

I feel more offended when women talk shit about my looks than if men do it. If its men its just like meh scrotes being scrotes, I know yall be fucking melons, chicken sandwiches and children/pets so I'm not really pressed. But when it's a girl I be really hurt.

No. 745318

>>745309
You really think yhere aren't women raping children/pets? Kek

No. 745323

>>745318
Can men leave this website already? Fuck

No. 745327

>>745318
I mean there are def some nasty women out here raping animals and children (there's literally beastialty websites out there that feature women fucking dogs and shit) but it's honestly not as much as men. Women are more likely to go for a hairbrush than like, an inanimate object if they wan to fuck something but for whatever reason don't have a sex toy

No. 745338

>>745318
Leave melon fucker

No. 745360

I've gotten so lazy with masturbating that I just clench/rub my thighs together freehand and boom. Coom. It feels good but it's over so quickly.

No. 745361

>>745318
I spy with my little eye, someone who fucked the wrong coconut today.

No. 745367

I fight the urge to act on my impulse to chase fakebois regularly

No. 745489

>>745360
Lol this is how I masturbate. It shocks me how fast I can coom.

No. 745500

>>745360
>>745489
Teach me your ways oh wise ones, how does one do this?

No. 745524

>>745500
>>745489
Seconding. Please, reveal your secret techniques. I want to be able to stealth cum too.

No. 745529

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>>745318
Found something for you to fuck.

No. 745533

>>745500
>>745524
This is so embarrassing but I’ve just masturbated the same my whole life, I just hold both hands between my legs when wearing underwear and grind against them and for some reason it just makes me coom really fucking fast. Idfkw. I think every woman masturbates in a unique way which is kind of beautiful but I’ve never been able to masturbate in front of a partner when they asked because they’d be like wtf are you doing? This isn’t like the pornos at all

No. 745537

>>745533
Kek, whatever rocks your world.
I'll be trying later, thanks for the tip.

No. 745538

>>745533
Samefagging but asking for science, should the hands be on top of each others? Are they sideway (like for a karate chop)? I'm trying to visualize but the both hands at the same time is throwing me for a loop.

No. 745555

>>745538
I am so embarrassed even on anon so spoilering again
It’s hard to describe but the hands are next to each other touching below the thumbs, then I close my legs so that they are like a backwards karate chop, palms against legs, thumbs are still side by side touching, tthen just literally grind against them idk. I don’t know if the sensation would be similar to like…scissoring, but I’ve never even had sex with a woman, only men. I have done this since a disturbingly young age and just never grew out of it or felt the need to masturbate any other way kek. Hope that helps. I have kind of a large and exposed clit so that’s maybe why it works for me. I don’t really like touching my clit directly so that’s why I do it through underwear.

No. 745563

>>745555
Well, thanks for sharing. I'll see if I get some results.

No. 745577

>>745555
the Karate Kid Method of fapping. Maybe you can spice it up with naruto hand poses

No. 745578

>>745577
Pussyjitsu

No. 745584

>>745360
I can't even masturbate with my hands. It's just not enough pressure.
One of my exes asked me to masturbate in front of him, and I turned him down, because he probably had a porny image, and here I am just lying on my back.

No. 745587

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My groomer was a textbook troon

Last time I e-stalked them they were going off about how they hate cancel culture

No. 745655

I'm all flirt and banter with a guy 5 years younger and it feel so fucking good.
I know I shouldn't but it's been so long since I've been this giggly and smitten. I love feeling like this and it's been way too long.

No. 745917

>>744943
I've had constipation issues since childhood and don't have an ED, not on any medication either. But I'm curious what the connection to EDs is.

No. 745998

>>745917
>But I'm curious what the connection to EDs is
Generally not eating enough and also not eating enough fiber I guess

Even though I've started to think of age gap relationships as degenerate (especially when the man is older) I saw this couple with a 21 year old woman that loves shopping and a 53 yo rich man and I got jealous. Probably because I love clothing, shoes and other shit and would love someone buying those for me

No. 746035

i think my vaginal discharge & lubrication smells really good, especially after I masturbate I like to smell my fingers

No. 746037

>>744943
>>745917
I've also had constipation issues since childhood and usually shit every 4 days or so, but when I had an ED it was definitely worse. It was every 7 days or less, and even then it wasn't all that much. I guess it's mostly not eating enough and your bowels being slowed down because it basically takes longer until there's enough material for a proper shit. I remember being baffled by how little would come out, since even with eating less it felt like a week's worth of food couldn't possibly be compressed into such a tiny pebble. It sucked, mostly the bloating and knowing you're walking around with last weeks sushi still decomposing inside you.

No. 746071

>>746035
i think it's actually pretty normal to like your own gross smells. if you think about it, smelling things that come out of your body is like a mini subconscious health check. there's a certain familiarity with the scent, so when it's off, you know something is up. evolution and whatnot. basically we're all sniffing ourselves but only the brave admit it

No. 746087

>>746071
>smelling things that come out of your body is like a mini subconscious health check.
Discharge-chan? Is that you?

No. 746102

>>746035
same, it smells slightly acidic with a hint of sweetness. yes. good pussy.

No. 746113

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It's kind of ironic to say this, but I feel like this site has some of the best advice, and anons here aren't as judgemental to your issues compared to redditors, twitter users, etc. Even then, if you're being a vindictive bitch anons will call you out on it. Whenever I search for advice ("Is XYZ normal?" "What do I do when ABC?"), the first few results are always either some Quora/Yahoo Answers person being very, very harsh and judgemental, some generic advice like 'bee urself!!', or just people telling you to accept the situation/behavior/whatever because it's not really that bad. I saw an answer once, regarding some weeb being in love with an anime character, and this dude literally told them they deserved to be institutionalized. Maybe it's just this specific board's culture or the fact it's all anon that makes it so nice? Idk this is just my personal experience anyway.

No. 746114

>>746102
that's the same way my pussy smells!

No. 746130

I'm addicted to posting on lolcow cause my posts usually get responses. I've never had a Twitter or Tumblr or anything like that where I made original posts, so this is my only experience with getting something like social media validation. Pretty sad but also I love you bitches.

No. 746140

>>746130
ILY too anon

No. 746159

My bf picks my scabs and eats them.

No. 746163

>>746113
these bitches look like something out of waifu generator

No. 746164

>>746159
spoiler this please

No. 746177

>>746113
That's because no matter how fucked up you are, there's always another anon here who's more fucked up than you.

No. 746180


No. 746185

>>746163
Holy shit that's what it is exactly!
The designs are so generic it's almost an artform by itself. The details on the clothes are mostly just drawn on without any interaction with the clothing, they just hang there. When you squint this image could be one of those neural network AI 'it looks like something's there but on closer inspection you can't figure out wtf it is' kind of pictures. It's amazing. The same goes for the proportions and anatomy. The longer I look at it the weirder it gets.
I love this image anon. Thank you for making me look at it long enough to realize that.

No. 746230

>>746113
The green girl is using the ancient technique of tampon strings manipulation.

No. 746248

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I recently started an art account for fun and attention and this autistic guy happened to follow me. I looked through his account and a lot of his art looked like sonichu levels of art but it was the same transformer each post and I became so disgruntled and insulted that I unfollowed him and blocked him. Like seriously does my scribbles attract autists now? Fuck me

No. 746252

>>745161
pretty sure they both ended up hating each other IRL

No. 746261

>>746248
That reminds me of this self proclaimed "amputee artist" on instagram who commented on one of my artworks and then that same day I encountered the very same "amputee artist" again on tumblr.

No. 746281

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I want a radblr milk thread sooooo bad. But I know that would only attract degenerates, TRAs, troons and genderists

No. 746290

>>746281

When you’re in the middle and can’t stomach troons or radfems

No. 746292

>>746290
why don't you like radfems? legit asking, not gonna bash

No. 746293

>>746292

I don’t hate them as much as the troon parade but the END ALL MEN thing stretches and after a while I feel mind numbed listening. Sure I agree most men are pricks but good god woman.

No. 746296

Speaking of sonichu. I'm on episode 21 Of that Chris Chan series on YouTube and I don't really think he's that bad? Yeah he's cringy and he says fucked things, he's definitely a lolcow and I love the series but I was expecting it to be worse? I feel like there's lots of cows on here who are a lot more worthy of being the most reported person on the internet. Ah well, there's probably more stuff up ahead I just haven't seen yet!

No. 746303

>>746296
Did you see his “vagina” yet?

No. 746315

>>746293
Lol that's how I feel about the neverending slapfight between misogynists and misandrists.

No. 746328

>>746303
Nope! Fuck yeah, knew there had to be good shit coming. Thanks anon

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No. 746351

I have a fancy gaming PC with all the bells and whistles (3080, 64GB of RAM, two giant and fabulous monitors) and I've just been using it to play Stardew Valley.

No. 746353

>>746130
How do you do it? My posts usually get ignored, especially if I'm actually asking for advice. At best I'll get some generic "idk lol" response.

No. 746360

>>746353
uuuh I don't want to sound like I have some sort of formula for crafting image board posts, but since you asked, I guess attaching an image is probably the most important thing? Also I usually get responses when I'm expressing a strong opinion about something, so that helps. But yeah definitely attach an image if you want people to read what you said, especially if it's more than a couple sentences . Good luck anon, I hope I reply to you one day.

No. 746365

So I found out which one of my neighbours this is >>702455 and I feel kinda bad now.
Somebody in my building has been cooking weird food with a strongly unpleasant smell, I'd gag even with windows closed, I grew to hate them viscerally. Turns out it is the Asian stay-at-home husband who moved in with his local wife last year. Poor guy surely has no idea of my woes and thinks his cooking smells appetizing, I know I think the same of local food that foreigners find smells disgusting.

No. 746377

>>746365
So his food is no longer gross because it's asian food? Weebs are fucking weird.

No. 746382

>>746377
Oh fuck off

No. 746390

I want to have a baby with my bf one day but I feel like he wants one sooner than I do, his close friend just had a baby recently. so maybe my bf is feeling a bit of pressure or something.

No. 746418

I find people who have faced adversity in life (as in more bad than good experiences) very unattractive, to the point of disgust. They are used goods and have no value as people.

No. 746419

>>746418
So if they're starting to experience more good to balance out the bad they're suddenly not "used goods" anymore? kek

No. 746422

>>746418
>They are used goods and have no value as people.
This honestly seems more like there is something very wrong with you. How dare someone go through hardships in the life that they didn't choose lmao

No. 746426

>>746418
Someone's been taking The 48 Laws of Power a bit too seriously.

No. 746428

>>746390
I used to think guys that brought up babies or wanted them before the woman were sweet and super committed to you and I saw it as all positive and a green flag that 'he's one of the good ones'. Now that I'm older I have a bunch of friends who are split from partners and they do the vast, and I mean vast amount of work parenting their kid while the guy walked away and gets to only do the fun stuff with the kid here and there. At his leisure of course. He would never cancel any other plans to be with the kid. You have to fit the kid around his schedule.

Half of them dump the kids with the grandparents on their allotted days so the effort and disruption to their life is that minimal. I hate how life slaps you like that, I'm not even the one with a kid but I hate how reality crashed down and just witnessing that on repeat ripped that innocence away. We're in our thirties and I'm the one woman in the group that escaped that fate. Still divorced but walked away with no 20 year long (or lifelong) coparenting headache. I'd recommend most women ask themselves 'am I okay with raising this kid alone with my ex only butting in to start fights' My friends had a pattern of the man splitting when the child was around 2! Like ouch, it took them longer to plan their wedding than it took for parenthood to stop appealing to the guy once he had acheived it.

No. 746430

>>746428
>Half of them dump the kids with the grandparents on their allotted days so the effort and disruption to their life is that minimal.
Fuck if this isn't my brother. I feel so bad for my mom having to be a second mother to his kids and being a constant on-call babysitter for them.

No. 746432

>>746418
I've seen peoples lives turn around to a point where the offputting black cloud they had around them dissipated. It's like how someone refusing to address their mental health issues/trauma will drive people away but if you work away at it you stand a chance of stepping out of the wallowing.

Victim mentality is ugly, mainly because it masks a selfishness alot of the time. More and more men now are using that "I'm only selfish and prone to lash out cuz im depressed and got bullied once, poor me" speil. Those people clinging to "but muh bad experiences" are unbearable

No. 746435

>>746432
Someone having bad experiences in their life does not mean they have "victim mentality" though.

No. 746436

>>746435
I didn't say it did. It was just a train of thought I had after reading the post.

No. 746438

I just spent 2 hours typing up literal novels about my childhood neglect in the ptsd thread, felt disgusted, and deleted it. I think it was literally the longest post I've ever seen on lolcow and thats why I deleted it. It was embarrassing and I feel drained haha. If anyone caught that, I am truly sorry

No. 746587

>>746438
Writing is a great way of processing things and keep your sanity on check, anon. It's probably best not to leave it out publicly in the open though, but why not write in a diary or something if that helps?

No. 746634

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No. 746639

>>746418
You need a balance of bad and good experiences or the person will be a pollyanna with no sense of perspective

No. 746641

i always color the noses in my drawings red like the tumblrite i am. you can’t stop me!

No. 746717

If I had no anxiety about my face being on the internet and had no dignity, I would seriously consider getting a Korean guy to be my pretend bf where we make AMWF couple videos and reap the profits from lowly koreaboos. I think it's cringey as hell but if you have no shame then it's an easy way to make money.

No. 746746

this is so fucking dumb lmao but i'm an anachan and whenever i see people make fun of americans for being fat online i eat even less because i'm afraid of people thinking i'm fat when i travel to europe one day

No. 746778

>>746746
I know that this is going to sound obnoxious but I hope you recover OP, I've been there and it was the darkest time in my life. I remember the constant coldness, the lanugo, nearly fainting every time I showered, losing my period…it's awful and all you think about is your weight. Nothing ever feels 'low' enough. You get to your GW and then you're still not happy or you too afraid of gaining it back so you restrict more and more. If it helps, I'm recovered but actually near underweight. I live a normal life now eating what I want and working out. You can recover too, I don't know how many calories you're eating a day but it's probably insanely low. You're not going to gain 5 pounds immediately I promise, it's just in your head.
In regards to stereotypes about Americans, it doesn't even matter what you look like. They'll just say that all other Americans are fat aside from you.
I hope you can overcome your ED. You might be 'happy' being thin but ime it's a living hell to have an ED.

No. 746794

>>746746
I'm not American so I have no idea why but this post made me put my food away, kek

No. 746879

I had yellow fever when I was in 7th grade and saw some Asian guy while at a district orchestra practice. I figured out what school he went to then I transferred to that school.

No. 746884

>>746746
Meh. I went to Japan as a burgerfattie and literally no one cared, shopkeeps liked my money all the same. I didn't feel like I stood out in any way.

No. 746885

>>746879
And? What the fuck happened then, anon? The anons must know

No. 746888

>>746746
There's loads of chubby/fat people in Europe, it's seen as normal and nobody would really notice, we're not China or Japan kek (and even they don't care that much). When we bully americans, we're mostly talking about the My 600 Pound Life type of people or the Amberlyn Reeds riding their mobility scooters in Walmart. Obviously me telling you this won't cure your ed, but you really don't have anything to worry about whilst visiting here (unless you're morbidly obese, but even then you'd be fine)

No. 746889

>>746746
Anon I wish you the best and I'm so sorry you struggle with that. I've never struggled with anorexia, but I do understand somewhat in regards to having an unhealthy relationship with food. It's very debilitating and you deserve better.

No. 746890

>>746879
That sounds like the premise to a fairly cliche shoujo manga

No. 746926

>>746888
I live in Finland and there's loads of fat people here. Preteen boys are fat because they guzzle lots of soda, but I also see Walmart-tier obeasts whenever I go to IKEA or some bigger supermarket.

No. 746990

>>746879
Reminds me of that time in middle school we had to choose the high school we wanted to transfer to, and I stealthily found out which one the guy in my class I saw as my rival (I think he saw me as his rival, too) went to, and chose the same one (him, very few friends of him and me were the only ones from our entire grade who chose that school).

No. 747068

I found a twitter of the ex that left me many years ago and I can't help but check it every few months. She's always struggled with mental health but was also an amazing artist, and it makes me happy to see she came back to painting recently. I don't really think about ever contacting her, and I do feel kinda bad about seeking out that twitter since we're not in touch for a long time anymore, but I still kinda care whether she's doing okay or not and since it's a public account I hope it's not that awful of me to check it…

No. 747075

>>747068
I think this is quite sweet imo.

No. 747079

>>746926
torille

No. 747151

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I hate everything about this website, the userbase, the culture, and I like pissing off other anons because it’s fun as hell

No. 747155

>>747151
We hate you too bitch, mwah.

No. 747213

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>>747155
nta but i agree with her fuck you

No. 747254

>>747151
Okay, if that's how you wanna use your finite time on this earth.

No. 747267

I'm a total burnout that dropped out of high school, got a ged, then dropped out of college too
I'm very dumb and mentally ill and only able to function on sleeping pills, so I decided I needed to get a man to take care of me
the only things I like are lingerie and jewelry, handheld nintendo consoles, and board games
I'm now fully sponsored living in a nice ass house with a grateful nerd who thought he was gonna die alone
I sleep most of the days away thanks to god's greatest gift of sleeping pills, I wear lingerie and jewelry, and when my nerd gets home from work, I play board games and ds download play
you can make it, even as a total burnout worthless loser, there is hope

No. 747278

>>744737
I am so fascinated by Nik that if I saw a look-alike I would die.

No. 747291

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fucking with this one bpd chick on the reg and witnessing her lose her mind after hurting so many people for years because she cant handle online 'rejection' being a twitch streamer. shit i sleep good

No. 747296

Having a crush is making me so happy and motivated.
I really wish I didn't need a man to be driven but god, do I love this warm fuzzy feeling. I feel like I'm on top of the world.

No. 747459

>>747296
please get a crush on yourself it's the only way to be

No. 747462

I lost my sex drive to the point I am not interested in ever having sex but I still date men. I'd do it if they did something amazing as a reward I guess but my standards are pretty high.

No. 747469

>>747151
Be more precise about what you hate, if you are not I'm just gonna assume that you are a pick me in an age gap relationship with some scrote from 4chan.

No. 747470

>>747469
Why do you speak like you are some sort of authority on this site?

No. 747471

I was raised in an environment where food is shared often in order not to be wasted so I often offer food/take if it's offered when else it would be wasted… just realized some of my friends may have been offended at me offering them it… ahah… I want to die

No. 747472


No. 747479

>>747471
Why would they be offended? Genuine question because I offer food to my friends sometimes too

No. 747481

>>747479
I don't know, I'm overthinking this because sometimes they rejected somewhat coldly. In retrospect I think they were dieting and I just didn't realize. But I have a person in mind who probably didn't even like me that much in the first place

No. 747497

>>747481
They likely assumed that you thought they were poor.

No. 747504

I think I no longer love my boyfriend, meanwhile I mean the world to him.

Is there any way to still make it work?

No. 747505

>>747504
Nah, sis

No. 747506

>>747504
No. If you don't love him it's better to just end it now so he can move on and you won't have the burden of being in a loveless relationship

No. 747517

I've developed a bit of a crush on a woman who works in a local store. No idea what way she bats or if she's single. The most we've talked was when I bought an energy drink and she asked what my fave Monster was, then we ranked the different flavors and she recommended mango loco to me. That's it.

Today I overheard her telling a customer that she turned 30 the other day. I have no belief in star signs but when I got home I looked hers up and saw that we're apparently the worst match in terms of signs.

Think I'd be pretty creeped out if I found out a customer at my workplace had looked up my starsign for compatibility. Not a proud moment.

No. 747523

>>747472
I'm glad this sounds good enough that someone thinks it's fake

No. 747545

>>747517
>recommended mango loco to me
based worker, those are so good

No. 747599

>>747517
What is your sign? Kek

No. 747669

okay so basically i had my first yeast infection as an adult from being an idiot and using one of those feminine foam cleansers after reading millions of times why you shouldnt use that shit. Anyway because i hadnt had one in so long I was kinda in denial so I went to look at my vagina with one of those magnifying mirrors and low and behold i had one. It finally went away on its own but not after having an allergic reaction to the monistat i used lmao. To double check i took a closer look at my vagina to make sure everything was back to normal. This is embarrassing to admit but i've never really liked to look at my vagina i just always assumed it was ugly and weird looking. But BITCH my pussy is so pretty i was actually shocked. I could not stop looking at her. Like it irks me because for so long i went through life not really enjoying having sex because i just assumed i had an ugly vagina because im black and most guys like "pink vaginas" but bitch my chocolate snatch is gorgeous. its this pretty brown color and when you open it up SURPRISE its pink inside (duh) but like i just love the juxtaposition of it. My lips are kinda skinny and not fat and puffy like i wish but like who gives a fuck?? Basically almost everyday i come home from work now i examine my pussy by just spreading wide and its honestly been making me so horny. I cant believe i let dudes with ugly dicks even come near my pretty ass puss. Even my butthole is cute as hell i was mesmerized. Girls please if you dont do so already marvel at the beauty that is your puss puss. Just thinking about how cute my vagina is gets me wet. It even has a little mole inside. Pussies are so fucking pretty i cant believe i believed the meme that vaginas are ugly. I am so upset with myself. But yeah my confession is the site of my pussy makes me wet as fuck.

No. 747686

>>747669
ANON i was sad but then i saw your post and laughed. fuck you for ruining my sad mood lol jk thank you also i'm happy for u enjoy your beautiful vagina

No. 747695

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>>747669
Wait what's wrong with foam cleansers? I use regular vag wash, really only for my ass but I didn't know foam cleansers were bad.

Anyway, I kinda relate to the rest of the post. I use to think my vagina was ugly when I was younger, cause I have a big-ish clit. It just didn't look like the other vaginas I saw (aka the girls in the porn I watched) so I was kinda insecure about it till I realized that my pussy is literally fine and there's other black women that have a coochie like mine. Anyway, keeping have a cute vagina anon! I really loved reading your post lmao

No. 747727

>>747669
im glad you like your coochie anon, as you should.
Reminds me that I have 2 litle freckles on the front mound part, spaced out a bit from each other and my bf calls it a vampire bite bah

No. 748054

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Managed to get a paypig. Getting gifts and cash that goes straight into stonks. I can’t believe it was this easy.

No. 748056

>>748054
queen
straight up paypig or bf too?

No. 748069

>>748056
Just a paypig. I have no use for boyfriends after trying to turn them into decent men since I was 15.

No. 748072

>>748069
queen shit, blessed be your profits
I like having a bf so I don't have to drive or go anywhere either, but to be fair, I'm also a drugee lol

No. 748073

This was yearssss ago but a coworker invited me over to his place so I went since we had been having a lot of fun goofing off at work. We had some drinks and watched some movies and eventually he kissed me. It was a really nice evening up until the kiss which after it was done he immediately said "I'm gay but I'll still fuck you if you have a shaved ass"

I left even though my ass was shaved

No. 748076

>>748073
Was he going to fuck your pussy and just stare at your ass or fuck your ass?

I fucked a gay guy once and it was PIV with me facing away, I don't even know if he was looking at me from behind. I imagined he was thinking about anyone else than me. It finished quick so probably lol

No. 748078

>>748073
This is why I cant do casual sex with scrotes. I want to be 100% sure the man I am fucking is attracted to me.

No. 748094

>>748078
Nta but I have fucked and even long term dated guys where I can't honestly say I was attracted. Never really thought much about whether that's the norm or messed up

No. 748097

>>748094
Yeah but a scrote not being attracted to you and fucking you is a new level of low. I could never let a scrote use me to masturbate.

No. 748101

>>748097
I feel like men use very attractive women to just get off aswell, being attracted isn't the same as loving you and caring

No. 748106

>>748101
I'm aware that scrotes use hot women for sex too but they also fuck people/animals they're not attracted to as well and I dont want to be that "gross bitch I just unloaded my balls in to get off". Its very degrading no thanks.

No. 748140

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i never thought i'd be transphobic but god trannies are so irritating. i feel no better than /pol/tards that scream over minorities or general misogynists but i also can't deny the way i feel any longer. so much of trans shit makes no sense. if it's a mind-based issue why are we treating the body? why is t in lgbt, "transgenderism" isn't a sexuality. and why the fuck are trannies so goddamn annoying holy shit. you want to be the other gender. what's the point of trying to make every character trans or write trans characters in my d&d hobby spaces then cry over nobody wanting to write with your trannies. fuck off!

No. 748143

>>748140
this is more fitting for the vent thread probably

No. 748169

>>748143
i'm confessing, anon

No. 748175

>>748140
>i feel no better than /pol/tards that scream over minorities or general misogynists
The greatest trick trannies ever pulled was convincing the world hating them is bigotry, despite the fact that their ideology is inherently bigoted.

Hate on em all you want, you're not /pol/ adjacent considering they're blatant misogynist.

No. 748216

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me laughing at anons speculating that I’m a male for being cartoonishly aggressive with my responses

No. 748248

>>748216
How edgy

No. 748252

>>748216
stop that

No. 748258


No. 748293

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I live in the constant twilight zone between loathing wanton consoomerism and coveting anime shit daydreaming about building ita room

No. 748306

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Several of my exs still arent over me even a few years later and it gives me such an ego boost hehe

No. 748308

>>748306
Queen shit.

No. 748317

>>748293
embrace the dark side comrade, hedonism is where it’s at. collect the dumb kawaii stuff, whoever said things don’t make you happy is a liar.

No. 748318

I try my very best not to have strong attraction preferences for east asian people but I genuinely have since I was 12, before this whole K-pop thing and before I even knew what anime was. I never listened to j-pop but I fucking had a crush on all members of Super Junior, not even sure how I found out about them. I just hate that now it feels very offensive and stereotypical to ooze over an east Asian person. I'm bi so I love both genders. However… I have been burned so many times by them, as far as racist prejudice goes, so I just keep my distance. I'm sure they've been on the receiving end of racism from my people so I get it.

This is not bait.

No. 748328

>>748318
My yellow fever died the time one of those kpop looking faggots recorded me while we were fucking and shared it with his friends. It's ok to have yellow fever though, all men are trash anyway, might as well fuck the ones you like.

No. 748348

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My boyfriend is 17 and I am 20. I just turned 20 this month and he is turning 18 in May. I feel like such a cradlerobber. But I love him. We've known each other since he was 13 going on 14 and I just turned 17. And we got together back then too. We drifted apart but we reunited and awoooga he got so tall and manly looking he's still got them boyish charms tho

No. 748351

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I love it when scrotes lecture me on how it's pointless to fight back if I'm ever mugged or burgled because they're soooo much bigger and stronger. Their testicle brains always short-circuit whenever I tell them I served in the army for 2 years and own a gun so it doesn't matter, usually the response is something like
>Yeah but it does matter! Men are so strong in fact that they'll somehow Naruto run to you and wrestle the gun out of your hands! I'm saying this to protect you here, you're the one in danger!
Stay pressed, worm.

On that note, I can't stand Americans or their opinions. I can't say where I'm from without getting dragged into a political debate over poor Moslems on one side, or being accused of supposedly stealing their money on the other. Just fuck off already, nobody likes you. I'm starting to feel like an irl shitpost, there's always a reaction of some kind. Leave me alone.

No. 748367

I can't really hear a difference between the letter b and v. If someone talks to me about marvbvbvbvel, I'm not sure if they're talking about the comic thingy or some shiny tiny glass ball.

No. 748368

>>748348
Lucky. Also three years is a pretty small difference, I wouldn't sweat it too hard.

No. 748369

I've been having weird dreams about Jesus even tho I am not religious. The dream always starts with us hanging out on a swingset but then he has to go, I cry and he promises that he will come back. Today I had the same dream again. Am I just lonely or am I really being friends with Jesus? Doesn't help that he is good looking.

No. 748386

>>748369
Haha you have been chosen nonny, become the next virgin queen~ (sorry he will never actually bang you tho)

No. 748434

>>748369
I think he's your friends, please ask him to perform some miracles for us nonny

No. 748479

The mtf thread is full of abdl talk right now so I've just been reminded of a time when I was living in an area where I had no friends and after being dumped I was so desperate for company to get me through that rough patch..that I befriended a furry abdl scrote just so I could grab coffee with someone local and basically use them for distraction/venting til I moved away again. He was literally just the first scrote that was down to meet me the day after my split. When I moved two months later I ghosted him but I don't feel much guilt given who he was and that he was likely hanging on waiting to fuck me or get me in a diaper someday.

He wasn't diagnosed as autistic but sure seemed it. Lived at home at 27 and had no job, bought diapers and onesies with his benefit money and had no plans in life beyond indulging these kinks. His parents knew about his diapers as he 'refused to hide that side of himself in his own home' He had no concept of social norms so me venting to him about my ex was tolerated and that was all I needed from him. We took turns buying the coffees and I don't think he had many other friends outside of online so if nothing else I got him out of his parents house and introduced him to what normal twenty-somethings do.

At times things seemed normal, I'd update him on my moving plans. We were just two people in their late twenties grabbing a coffee together and chatting like normal functioning adults, to passers by or people at the next table we wouldn't look like massive fucking weirdos. But he'd be talking about adult diaper brands for half the conversation so I knew we were the losers. Good times.

The best part was when he hinted at his interest in possibly moving with me..my guy you have no job. I only know you a few weeks. I'm moving back to the far end of the country and I'm not taking a (presumably freeloading?) diaper wearing roommate along with me.

No. 748511

>>748479
this is fascinating anon. how did you befriend him to begin with?

No. 748538

>>748318
Kek you do you anon. I’m white and long before I ever found out about kpop my preschool “boyfriend” was Korean. I’m learning Korean now as I’m interested in some facet of their country that’s related to my work. As an adult I’ve only dated two guys and they were both hispanic. I find men of all races attractive tbh but I likely will never date an asian guy because them being interested in me makes me wonder what their motivations are. Idk the name but there’s some subreddit full of Asian American men reeeing about white men stealing Asian American women while simultaneously fetishizing AMWF as some sort of revenge. I know all Asian guys aren’t like that ofc but men in general are trash that I avoid anyways. The cultural misogyny is not just towards AM for instance, I find some black men attractive for example as well but BM’s general misogyny and their behavior towards black women puts me off. Especially the latter which is fucking disgusting and makes my heart break.

No. 748549

i shut down any advances that could even slightly be perceived as romantic and i make sure i don't hang out with friends often, because i feel like it's irresponsible to get close to people when i plan to kill myself by the end of the year.
if they're not as attached to me they won't care, but i do plan to pretend i'm only moving away so nobody suspects anything

No. 748584

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I hate age gap scrotery so much but fuck, the old man from Ojisama to Neko is adorable and such a GDilf (gpilf? PopPopPilf?) I’d honestly marry him.

No. 748589

>>748584
…is he in love with the cat or something? I don't think an age gap is the real issue in that relationship.

No. 748593

>>748589
anon is talking about the guy and herself…

No. 748607

I feel dirty and gross when I weight more than 110lbs

No. 748608

>>748593
Oh sorry lmao. I thought it was one of those mangas where the story is centered around the character(s) romantic relationship

No. 748610

>>748549
But what about us here anon? Please reconsider. Reach out to your friends, get a fuckbuddy that will be too good to just abandon, just reconsider.

No. 748613

>>748589
Anon, the manga is about a guy with a rejected cat living together a comfy and sweet life.

No. 748615

>>748584
Good taste! 2D men is above 3D pigs in every way so different rules. Love your ojisan husbando with all your heart anon.

No. 748630

God I want to fuck the head of my department at work so badly. Some mid 40's american who's nothing special in the looks department (even if he were young), but he's extremely competent at his job and very charismatic and my admiration has now become a crush. I would never actually fuck him because I value my career and reputation too much, but if you were to tell me I could sleep with him with complete guarantee nobody would ever know, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

No. 748774

Anyone else literally fear getting fat?

No. 748782

>>748774
After gaining weight last year I'm definitely starting to feel that more an more

No. 748789

>>748774
No you're the one and only true anachan on this site

No. 748790

>>748774
No. Obviously I don't want to get fat but it's childishly easy to not become fat.

No. 748814

>>748790
I'm lowkey impressed that people can eat past the point of being full and just getting fatter and fatter. Honestly. The shits these people must take. I never want to experience it myself, but I'm just like awestruck, when I'm out at a restaurant and I'm just stuffed and want to eat more but it hurts I think, wow, that's how fat people get fat. The inner strength.

No. 748865

>>748774
Great confession anon.

No. 748867

>>748814
When I was a kid my father was an obese binge eater who would literally eat all of the snacks in the fridge and all of the leftovers. So when me and my siblings were hungry there was no food left. We had to fight for a second portion at dinner because my dad would just eat everything so I would also always load up my plate and eat past fullness because I was scared that he would eat all of it again and there wouldn't be any left if I got hungry one or two hours later. I also sometimes hid snacks in my room. I got chubby this way. After I moved out of my parents house and struggeling with food for 10 years (binge eating, going ana, going on diets and binge eating again) I am finally able to eat normally and stop when I am full. I am now at a normal BMI and try to listen to my body. It was a hard fight but worth it.

No. 748876

>>748814
It's pretty easy. Just become emotionally dependent on food and eat all your problems away.

No. 748885

>>748774
i mean i have an ed and would kill myself if i ever weighed more than 120 pounds so yeah

No. 748891

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Everyone is saying how they hate season 4 Mikasa but my butch loving ass loves her more like this. That and it stays true to how she looks in the manga

No. 748893

>>748891
Mikasa is one of the only people who looked better this season. I haven't watched yet, but I want s4 artstyle back

No. 748903

>>7488893
I think they went with a whole new studio since the budget was cut. I didn't appreciate all the titans being 3d models but eh. Budget cuts suck but they happen

No. 748906

>>748891
Reverse trap Mikasa is patrician tier

No. 748918

>>748891
SHE'S SO HOT AAAAA

No. 748919

>>748918
Samefag when are we gonna finnaly have an AoT thread. The Narutards have one, I'm jealous.

No. 748944

>>748867
that sounds disgusting and horrible you had to grow up like that. glad to hear you were able to overcome your issues with food.

No. 748947

>>748891
Wtf I love AoT now. Seriously though I could never get into this show. Eren is a whiny bitch and he doesn't deserve Mikasa.

No. 748954

>>748891
When an anime's token wifu becomes it's husbando. Everyones gay for Mikasa

No. 748963

>>748918
AAAAAA SHE IS

No. 748968

>>748954
This Mikasa + early manga Eren is a thousand times hotter concept than the stupid manlet x eren ship

No. 748970

>>748867
I never would have guessed Bill Burr posts here

really though, I'm sorry that's your childhood, that's miserable

No. 748973

>>748968
>early manga Eren is hot.
Anon, no he is not.

No. 748975

>>748968
Man who even ships Eren with anyone at all. When there are so many superior ships ripe for picking.
>>748973
Seriously, generic isekai MC lookin mf

No. 748978

>>748947
this and levi a shit too

No. 748979

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>>748975
Exactly. I'm not a shipper at all (with one exception), but Mikasa & Eren is the worst ship, right next to Historia & Eren and Ereri. So basically all the Eren ships are bad.

All the real bitches know the best SNK ship is YumiKuri

No. 748985

>>748979
> Historia & Eren
Genuinely can not imagine the type of degenerate who would ship this, not even as crack

No. 749009

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>>748979
Yumikuri is indeed the best ship. I can't ship Eren with anyone since i think he is an asshole. I hope Mikasa stops being a simp and chooses someone better.

No. 749021

>>749009
I think Mikasa is an A+ character but I don't know if I can ship them with anyone? Hopefully a character steps up since I agree, I would be so upset if she ends up with Eren.

No. 749095

>>749009
I'm so upset with the direction Historia's character is taking in the recent episodes, I ship the fuck out of YumiKuri, they were adorable together and they were two of my favourite characters. SEASON 4 SPOILERS: Can't deal with Historia being straight/pregnant with what's most likely Eren's child. Also she was really fucking annoying when she was pestering Mikasa about the sign on her hand. "When did you show Eren this?" fuck off I didn't remember you being such an annoying cockroach

>>749021
Seconding this, I'm loving the unfortunately very few moments Mikasa is autonomous and doesn't say Eren's name every 5 seconds. She seems like a really badass character and I hope she'll listen to the others when they're telling her Eren has changed and is an asshole I kinda got spoilt about this to some degree but that's alright(go to /m/ to sperg about anime, stop derailing)

No. 749195

Sometimes anons in the unpopular opinions thread make me feel insecure.

No. 749205

Reminded of this by the baby talk in another thread.

I cannot tell babies apart unless they're different ethnicities or one has a visible disability or deformity. If I've ever aww'd at your kid, it was a lie. I can't tell if they've got daddy's eyes or mummy's nose. It looks like all babies look like to me.

One of my secret fears is that one day I will be charged with looking after somebody's baby and I'll accidentally put it down near other babies and then I'll give the wrong baby back. Or I'll have a baby myself and the nurses will take me to look through a window at all the little cots and go "your baby is in here!" and I will have no idea which baby to look at.

No. 749210

>>749195
>call them a retard
>stop feeling insecure
>profit

No. 749211


No. 749212

>>749095
Normies mad

No. 749242

>>749205
This reminds me of seeing Britain’s biggest family and their 22 kids on TV. The parents look like siblings and all the kids look the same. I found a gossip forum about them and the users were debating which sibling the new baby looked like. I don’t understand how some people can look at a newborn and say “yes, she looks just like Katie”

No. 749256

>>749242
Parents who have so many kids are so selfish. I watched one of those documentarys and the kids (mainly the older kids) just looked fucking misrable and many would comment that they never get any attention from the parents. Its like they are addicted to the "baby phase" and when the kid starts growing up its boring now so they'll have another

No. 749374

>>749211
Some of the negative opinions and generalizations about people with certain disorders, or people who look a certain way, things like that, and the fact that several anons agree with these views has me thinking that a lot of farmers would probably hate me irl. Of course I know it's called unpopular opinions for a reason but I care more about what people here think than a normal person's opinion. Although even a normal person might hold some of these views and just not say it out loud.

No. 749375

>>749374
If it makes you feel better, I'm sure there are a lot of farmers that don't agree with that stuff. I for one didn't agree with a lot of stuff said in that thread recently.

No. 749381

I kinda want to dump my bf for a woman.

No. 749422

>>749374
Anons also defend you too so try to focus on that. Most of the time bitches just say shit just to say them. Don’t internalize any of it.

No. 749440

>>749205
I used to be like this, but it turns out I just haven't been exposed to enough babies to start noticing the differences. I don't like babies and avoid looking at them, so it's no wonder it took me so long, but now when I look at a baby I can see its unique inherited features.

No. 749491

I'm definitely a schizo and I won't take my meds but I honestly think some people are possessed. Like there are certain mental viruses you can get infected with if you do too much stupid shit, and they are indeed conscious on a level that humans don't comprehend yet. If we knew how conscious they are, we'd probably be scared, and then push that information to the back of our minds because it's too much. I feel like one day there'll be an article on some pop science site that confirms this. I also don't believe intrusive thoughts are organic, and they were never as common as they are today. It's probably on purpose. Find a single ancient scripture that references them. At most, you'll get something about the evil impulses of man, but which of them speak of wanting to randomly fucking chop off one's own fingers or any of the other shit we see zoomers discuss? How come there are literal evil voices speaking to so many people on a really low volume, and they think it's all coming from their own minds?
Have you heard of that one insect that burrows into other insects and walks around in their zombified bodies? You'd think the other insects wouldn't be so vulnerable because that particular insect is clearly a fucking moving corpse, acting erratic. But no.
Look into the eyes of some kinds of mentally ill people. It's not just poor nutrition that creates some of these effects, I'm sorry.

No. 749496

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When I’m mad or upset with someone I have no intention of forgiving within any incoming hours/days(I guess they could he called “unimportant” people), I consume horror and slasher media and imagine they are the ones suffering until the character dies. Afterwards it’s as if I was never hurt or upset in the first place, and I don’t harbor ill will towards them anymore.

No. 749505

>>749374
Anon if it helps, you seem to be a kind person and there are at least three people here who don't hate you.

My confession: people being nice to each other on lolcow of all places makes me scratch my head because most of them hate each other too. I only come here to release my anger on people I don't like and I find baiting and infighting very cathartic.

No. 749508

>>749491
Anon have you considered the amount of extremely violent imagery people are exposed to nowadays compared to previous generations? There's no need for demonic brain burrowing parasites when we have an entire genre of entertainment that revolves around watching people being tortured and brutalized in shocking, hyper realistic ways. Shit's fucked for sure, but it's way more mundane in nature than what you're suggesting. Unless there are literal Satans controlling the media, which I honestly wouldn't deny at this point, kek. and no this isn't some veiled allusion to Jews, just soulless scrotes that want to debase humanity.

No. 749514

>>749491
I agree with you tbh

No. 749515

>>749491
You're conflating morality and society with demons.

No. 749528

>>749508
Okay, but why do you think some people would want to debase humanity? Especially ones who have enough power and money to do what they want already? Why do we have all this extreme imagery just now, as opposed to before? Catholics had some pretty hyper-violent imagery and all, but it basically pales in comparison to what we have now. We all know bad people exist, but they’re usually focused on what they can directly get. What we have now is a mass of things that affect everyone negatively, and will propagate beyond any of the showrunners. They will literally die before they can get the full brunt of whatever sadistic highs they’re seeking because it’s millions of people to the point of redundancy, but they still keep pumping mass amounts of money into things that give people brain worms.
You say “soulless” and ik you didn’t mean it literally but I feel like you get it in some way. If this was all natural, it wouldn’t have to be a constant push to degeneracy and it wouldn’t be so modern. There is effort being placed into this, and I’m just not seeing which humans it’s actually benefiting. Something that feeds off bad brain chemicals and needs a lot of it to survive, though? Yeah that’d make perfect sense

>>749514
Thanks anon

>>749515
I’m not even really focused on morality, that’s another ballpark. Humans can be immoral for their own gain, yeah. But find one society where people were just chilling ruminating about crushing their dicks with rocks and jumping into the ocean. Not for religious reasons, not because it’s their fetish, not because they’re mad at their family, not even because they actually want to. Just “an intrusive thought” and that’s it, and we all shrug and say “It do be like that”? No, bullshit.

No. 749590

>>749491
>>749528
Anon i feel like you on this. I also feel like intrusive thoughts can be brought by the thoughts/secrets/ of people near you. I had very specific intrusive thoughts in a period of my life that after some time I could link with the disgusting secret of someone who was near me at te time.
At the time of int th i did not know their secrets.

No. 749751

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>>735418
I don't know if it's love or just traumatized, but anyways I still think about him nearly everyday though I try not to. He was a ruskie and my current bf is from one of the baltic states that really hates them because of the whole soviet era. So everytime my bf mentions that country, my mind remembers him. Ofc I love my bf, he's great, but maaaan this sucks. Never dated the other guy, but tldr; teenager being sexually naive with older man with sorta a relationship? never official. He did abuse me and i am not sure why my mind makes up scenarios where he is tender when the real thing was manipulative and a woman-beater. Sometimes i wish he would comfort me years later despite everything. I'm so torn about that. Re-posted cos wrong thread whoops.

No. 749812

>>749491
Speaking as someone with severe OCD. I think people are just more confident talking about them. Intrusive thoughts are horrific to the point where you genuinely don't want to live and I imagine most people in history who had them probably just offed themselves like those with depression. They've definitely existed in the world for awhile, maybe they're not mentioned in "ancient texts" (I personally haven't researched that far) but they are in texts that predate the 1900s.

I kind of like the idea of brain worms crawling around in my head making me have intrusive thoughts and repeat actions. Maybe one day we will come out with some juice that will make the worms crawl out of our scalp and people will be OCD/anxiety free.

No. 749838

>>749491
The part about intrusive thoughts makes no sense, imo. Yeah, intrusive thoughts haven't always been called intrusive thoughts so finding ancient scriptures that say "intrusive thoughts" would be pretty difficult. It's not a new thing though, and I'm sure there has been hundreds of people with intrusive thoughts throughout history. Also, intrusive thoughts caused by mental illness aren't "organic" and tbh I don't think I've ever seen someone say they are.
>How come there are literal evil voices speaking to so many people on a really low volume, and they think it's all coming from their own minds?
…because that's mental illness? I don't think most people with intrusive thoughts think it's "coming from their mind" cause they know they don't want to think that kind of stuff, but they also understand it's in their head if that makes sense.

I have intrusive thoughts due to ocd, and tbh it's a tiny bit offensive (to me) to see someone say that people with intrusive thoughts are possessed. Ma'am, I was just born with bad brain chemistry

No. 749855

I hate how suicide ideations have slowly crept back into my brain because of the pandemic, I'll do something random and suddenly I'll think that I want to off myself. I know I won't do it (at least not while my parents are still alive), but I'm already miserable enough like that.
I also hate how angry I've become, I'm sick of my job and my retarded coworkers and I don't know when I'll be able to get a new one in these trying times.

No. 749865

>>749751
Oh anon I identify with this so much, you’re not alone. The accidentally being reminded of that shit is the worst but just keep powering through. A local cow (on another site) had the same name as my dickhead ex and at first I couldn’t even read the threads without feeling shit. Now after reading for months, when I hear that name I first think of the cow rather than the ex. Exposure therapy can work! I hope the best for you.

No. 749909

>>749865
I'll give it a try, thank you anon. Same with you, hopefully things unfold in a nice way in your life.

No. 749912

I don't feel bad for anyone who voted for republicans in Texas. They're openly unempathetic towards poor people, minorities, women, young people, rape victims, etc and now the texas residents are shocked when they don't give a shit about them either

No. 750050

Everything I've learned about Homestuck has been against my will.

No. 750052

>>750050
We're in this bitch together, you and me

No. 750057

>>750050
I know that feel, but about most of the media I actually consume, being a pushover is suffering.

No. 750059

I treat men like garbage and cheat in every relationship I’ve ever been in.

No. 750070

>>750050
I'm right there with you sister

No. 750072

>>749912
too bad the texans who don't support republicans have to suffer for their stupidity

No. 750074

I like to wear tunics as dresses so my butt shows
I only go out late/to places kids won't be at, I'm not sick, I just like to show it off

No. 750077

>>750074
Wait so is it a tunic dress or just regular tunic you adjust to be a dress. I kinda wanna try this too, but idk if a tunic would be long or tight enough to show my butt

No. 750078

>>750077
oh I meant tunic like long shirt
you should do it, it's fun

No. 750212

>>750074

there is a chick in my town who always is ass out in this same fashion. like I don't even know her and have seen her ass cheeks and panties so many times just from crossing paths and her not owning pants maybe? it is disturbing and looks ridiculous anon

No. 750218

>>750212
Had a classmate who always flashed her ass and it kept bothering everyone because she kept doing it around customers so I just told her to cover her ass up from there on. Cathartic.

No. 750219

>>750074
>>750212
just like my chinese cartoons

No. 750224

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i genuinely cant tell if you guys are actual of whores or just male larps but damn when the ability to shitpost and poke fun at anons died this shit took over and lc got lame af. im never gonna respect sex work and saying nigger isnt a problem all weebs are pedos and lolita drama is sacred

No. 750228

>>750212
>>750218
>>750224
It's a confession thread; I don't expect you to like it

No. 750234

Im hivh rn lol

No. 750235


No. 750236

>>750228

we are all entitled to our ways and opinions exhibitionist anon, its just a dreadfully disproportionate outfit is all.

No. 750237

I donate to a handful of personal cows a couple times a year. Nothing crazy but I get a kick out of tallying their milk and tipping them on bdays and holidays. One is an irl acquaintance.

No. 750239

>>750228
you do you sweatshirt, you like your cheeks out for a lot of people i like mine out for only one person.
but >>750236 is right, youre not thinking about other people is all. youre cool with it, nice. do you but not even female empowerment can save a disproportionate outfit from the wrong moment.

>>750237
over the years ive watched people do this and its endearing in its own way but its also just feeding into what they want, got any hints to who you know in person? ive met pamela swain and i kno that will kill her to not know who i am

No. 750245

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I know I'm attracted to women, but I do like dick, and it fucks me up because I'd love to cast men off entirely and call myself a lesbian but I know deep down inside it wouldn't be totally true. Because, once again: I like dick.

I wish futas were real.

No. 750253

>>750236
>>750239
>disproportionate
yo actually it's wild you bring that up; I'm extremely short and I started doing this to begin with to make my legs look longer, so I actually wear otks to balance it out, plus legwarmers in winter
and like I said, I don't go around anywhere kids are gonna be, I think that's sick like gimpgirl shit, some grownups are gonna catch these hams though

No. 750256

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I am sexually attracted to the NERDS candy mascots. I even gave them names and personalities, with full backstories to how they came to be who they are. I drew Nerds yaoi but have never posted about it online. My favorite Nerdie is Ty, my purple guy. I am head over heels for him and I know that nobody could understand why I feel the way I do.

No. 750257

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>>750253
>catch these hams
you're alright, skankanon, you're alright

No. 750259

>>750256
can we see the nerds yaoi please anon?

No. 750261

>>750256
how old are you

No. 750263

>>750256
This is the passing of the torch for people who thirst post about the M&Ms. Do continue.

No. 750285

>>750256
i hope to hear more about this in the future

No. 750289

>>735418
>>750253

wait but if you are a shorty shrimp than isn't a tunic just a regular dress on you?! this sounds more like an optical illusion than a trashy mess like the girl I see around

No. 750290

>>750256

how do you know his name? and also I like that we are measuring out calories per tbsp. thats innovation if i've ever seen it.

No. 750291

>>750289
I do like to think I tread the line
but the bottom of my ass definitely shows when I get up from sitting down, or sprint for some reason
I don't wear sweatshirts though, I wear like an actual long blouse, like a fancy version of what an older mom would wear, but without pants

No. 750307

>>750224
I hate this word but, cringe.

No. 750310

>>750291
Wait, so you do you mean "show your ass" as in the dress is tight enough to see your butt through it, or the dress is short enough to actually show your bare butt? I'm not judging, I was the anon who asked about it earlier. I just don't know if I actually want my actual ass to hang out lol

No. 750317

My idea of peak fashion is wearing a black skinny jeans with a band shirt or a graphic tee and military boots, I never feel this good when wearing something else.

No. 750327

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>>750317
I wouldn't say peak fashion, but I love the look, too. Even if it's just basic, it works. And most people look really good like that anyway, men and women.

No. 750335

>>750327
This looks very 10's fashion to me but I still like it

No. 750542

>>747669
late reply, but i relate to this so much and i used to be ashamed of this, i thought this was a very unusual thing among women and that i was a perv. i even wanted to post a similar confession once but was afraid of being accused of being an agp larper

No. 750588

My mom thinks every white man lurking is her rapist or somehow connected to him and I don't care if it makes me callous, I don't give a fuck about her trauma anymore and I'm tired of hearing her go on her paranoid psychotic rants about it. She needs to get help or get over it, and either way I'm leaving as soon as possible so it doesn't have to be my problem anymore. Maybe I'd feel more empathetic if she hadn't told me to "just forget about" my own sexual abuse as a child at the hands of the man she was dating at the time.

No. 750596

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>>750317
This or a graphic tee with a skirt. There's much "better" looks, but graphic t-shirts are peak fashion for me and can be paired with most things

No. 750632

>>750588
You sound just like your mother.

No. 750643

I realized today that I'm "scared" of being seen as a "normie" because I've been an altfag all my life. I don't fully understand why yet but it's a step forward.

Lucky for me I'm too fucking autistic to ever be normal.

No. 750668

I had a dream where i fucked my boss

And i liked it

No. 750671

I bite the hair off my fingers sometimes.

No. 750673

>>750671
me too bestie!! we should do that together sometime

No. 750676

>>750668
yo same kek

No. 750687

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My confession is that I want monster anon to come back, please queen don't listen to the haters I want to know what happened !

No. 750689

>>750687
Who the fuck is monster anon? Is it that anon that was stalking (?) that dude on discord?

No. 750691

i know and i don't care that it's shallow, but i don't want to ever get pregnant, let alone give birth simply because i'm too worried about the effect this will have on my body. if i ever get to want children that badly in the future i'm definitely adopting because i also oppose surrogacy for ethical reasons

No. 750702

i wish sasha grey appeared in more non-porn films and shows. i don't care that she can't act, i just want more sfw gif material of her cute face

No. 750705

>>750702
She has a twitch and a youtube channel

No. 750710

>>750691
It's not shallow, this is the body you have to live with for the rest of your life… wanting to be comfortable and happy with it isn't wrong, especially considering how much they get judged and critiqued.

I'm not having kids for a lot of reasons, my body is a big one. Though the physical health risks are even more of a concern for me than how it affects my appearance, I've heard so many nightmare stories of long term side effects. I know it's not gonna be terrible for every mother but it's a gamble I'm not willing to take.

No. 750739

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Once i broke my leg and had to go use the bathroom at the hospital (before they knew it was broken) and had two male nurses come escort me in and out, like helpong me pull my leggins upn and all that. They are the only scrotes I ever respected in this bitch and I sent their ward (?) chocolates afterwards. My leg is still a proper mess but everytime I pee, I think about this and cringe.

No. 750767

I have never used a tampon before, I had a bad experience when I had not that long started my period and wanted to go in the pool for even just a little bit on holiday so bad, so I tried to put one in and I was so scared and crying on the hotel bathroom floor and I am now scarred and only ever wear pads and I am 24 currently

No. 750770

I dislike everything about Ariana Grande. Her dumb mannerisms, her voice, her dumb weeb behaviour, her blackfishing, her weird sweater paws and her "uwu i'm so short" thing.

No. 750817

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I judge political writers who profile pic has them unironically wearing a cowboy hat 10x harsher. Cowboy hats always attract the weirdos

No. 750850

>>750739
Am i going crazy or did someone dirty delete their reply with a story of them also fucking up their knee and people having to carry her into her car or something

No. 750885

>>750767
I was like that until I found the right angle and I was like "huh thats painless"

No. 750889

>>750767
If it makes you feel better, I don't wear tampons either and I'm in my early 20s. Mostly because my flow is nowhere near heavy enough to not prevent my coochie from drying out and I'm a virgin so it's uncomfortable for me to have them in. I've only used one once when I was like 14.

I'm really sorry you had such a horrible experience with them. Maybe it might be worth looking into a cup?

No. 750906

I've been out of noodles (& most other groceries) for like 3 days, instead of going to the grocery store I've been putting 5 spice & chili flakes in boiling water and drinking it.

No. 750907

>>750906
Anon you're going to fucking starve

No. 750908

>>750327
OT I'm so jealous of people with body types like this who look good in any old thing they throw on themselves.
I'm quite positive if I wore the same thing I'd just look dumpy.

No. 750913

>>750907
If it makes you feel any better, I also have handfuls of dry cereal.
I'll go grocery shopping tomorrow I promise, I'm on new meds and they've been making me super nauseous so I've been using that as an excuse to procrastinate doing the weekly shop

No. 750937

>>750913
I’m trying to imagine how five spice chili flake tea is gonna help your nausea, and somehow I’m coming up short…

No. 750958

My mom has dermatillomania and when I went through puberty she became obsessed with my acne. One day she told me she would buy me a manga book if I let her pop a couple of blackheads. By the end of junior high I had over 300 volumes of manga and facial scarring.

No. 750963

>>750632
No, I'm not. I'm just not. She told me about her rape when I was a literal child who barely understood my own trauma and even then I always hugged her, apologized, cried with her. I was the support she never, ever gave me. At least her abuser is gone, she kept mine around. She told me multiple times she wanted me gone because she didn't like being reminded that her fucking moid was a child molester. She never gave a shit about my pain. I was instructed to forget my pain and constantly reminded of her own. It never made any sense. But either way I'm so afraid that what you said about me being like my mother is true that I've sworn off of having children. I'm sure she never thought things would turn out like this either.

No. 750966

>>750958

Did it hurt or did you enjoy it? Do you feel strange about it now? Sorry to pry, I've just never heard anything quite like this. Did she also pick at her own skin?

No. 750976

>>750958
I have the hair pulling version of this and dating men with beards had had its moments.. I refused to do that to them though. A therapist years ago was telling me some consider trich and derm types of self harm. Like it's ocd with a dash of self harm. Those words made me not want to touch another persons hair.

No. 750977

>>750963
nta, same
don't feel bad about being angry, or feeling guilty and shitty and everything else
it wasn't fair, none of that should have been done to you
I think you're smart not to have kids, I'm not going to either, I get it
just because she got abused doesn't mean she gets an excuse to use and abuse her own kid, it doesn't make it okay that she did that
you deserved better

No. 751001

>>750966
It hurt pretty bad but my weeaboo powers helped me to endure it. I know she used to pick when she was younger, but after she gave birth to me her skin cleared up. Then she mostly stuck to picking at the skin around her nails.

No. 751008

>>750977
Thank you so much anon, ngl you made me cry. I know harboring all this anger and resentment is not good for me but it feels good to talk about it and have someone relate, even anonymously.

>>751001
>weeaboo powers
Kek anon I admire your strength

No. 751014

I hate people looking down on me but I just want someone to pat my head and tell me "Good job"

No. 751043

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>>751014
Anon, you make me so proud and I love you.

No. 751072

MENA dudes can be really cute but Islam is a huge turn-off ngl. I'd only date one if he's Christian, Jewish (but still not too religious whether a Christian or a Jew) or a staunch ex-Muslim.

No. 751076

>>751072
I'll be ur MENA gf

No. 751078

>>751072
Good on you for staying away from them. Ex-Muslim from MENA here and I always watch in horror as western girls date and marry Muslim men, it never ends well. Those who seem moderate at first usually end up becoming more conservative with time (cuz they become aware of their mortality and start fearing God). Even ex-muslim men often aren't great because they were raised in a hyper misogynistic society and leaving Islam won't remove all the effects it had on them. Can't speak for Christians and Jews cause we don't have those here

No. 751083

>>751076
Thanks, anon, I bet you're a cutie!

No. 751147

I would like to go to the doctor to get diagnosed a mental illness or a personality disorder to finally understand what the fuck is wrong with me but I'm scared I'd subconsciously lie or be in denial about my behaviors, and I also have no idea how other people perceive me.

No. 751169

Hahaha I'm moving to the very small seaside town where my exes ex gf lives. She is such a bitch. I've never met her but she found out info about me off a therapist and just went wild with it. I can't wait until I see her and get to know her neighbours. This bitch. This bitch has been on my fucking nerves for years I am dying to see her in person.

No. 751210

>>751147
You won't wear your diagnosis on your forehead nonnie. You can choose to know and keep it quiet.

No. 751225

I sometimes have a coke zero first thing in the morning.

No. 751254

>>751210
Ayrt and what I meant is I'm scared to not be honest during the consultation, that I would not dare to tell all the necessary details and I would get a wrong diagnosis.

No. 751341

Everytime i see a video or photo of David Dobrik smiling I want to fucking punch his face. I hate the dumb male wanna be hot tongue biting smile in general and it fucking triggers my anger in ways I didn't knew it could get triggered. I hope they all eat rat poop.

No. 751350

>>751341
He looks like a smug retarded toddler.

No. 751352

>>751341
Some day I'll make a vlog squad thread because I hate all of them. David Dobrik is ugly and he has weird dead eyes. He has never looked young. I always thought he was a 30 year old dude larping as a teenager.

No. 751358

>>751350
Omg that description fits him perfectly. He tries so hard to look "cute" and "likeable" but he just looks like a retarded Chucky lol

>>751352
Yes, I would love that. I hate all of them with a burning passion.

No. 751363

>>751352
Honestly fuck all of them. I remember listening to their podcast a few times and I think the vlog squad has more members than brain cells.

No. 751369

I fantasize about being a successful politician or career person with a gal/hime style girlfriend who doesn't have her life together thatI can take care of. She would buy me drugs, and I'd bring her nice food and stuff. It's such an immature fantasy and I feel like a scrote for actively waning a relationship with someone much less successful or mature than myself. pls don't make fun of me kek

No. 751370

>>751363
My run down of why I hate vlog squad members

David: if him and natalie were in a british school and head of the fucking pep school whatever queer shit americans have, he would have got bullied. He is not a cool gay. He is a fucking sap. So since he's american him being a peppy cunt is actually an advantage, but he's so fucking insufferable and not funny. I'd love to throw a pint glass in his face.

Natalie: Fatalie.

Can't actually remember his name right now, but the newish one. The gay that was on Jersey Shore. The one that gets the squad their coke and got them connected with the kardashians etc and got them coke too. The vlog squad basically also deal drugs for certain Calabasas celebrities.

Todd: Takes too much cocaine. Can barely close his mouth or steady his tongue because he's always on coke and his jaw must constantly be aching.

- oh yea that's why the vlog squad abuse chewing gum another thing I hate them all for. When they're chewing their faces off on gum they've sniffed lines of coke. Jason is the fucking worst for it.

Carly and Erin: They get a pass for being the most normal.

Scott: He gets a pass too.

Liza: She was annoying but now that she's separated from David and starting to make snide comments about him she's ok.

Ilya: Eww

Heath: Eww

Zane: would be better off with the squad and the entire squad knows it.

Jason: pedophile. Worked with SNL and Dan Schneider. His wife has dirt on him which is why he's the most devoted ex husband cuck in the world. His kids hate him and so does the squad. Takes a lot of coke to deal with being the old man of the vlog squad

There's a lot more

No. 751372

>>751370
>He is not a cool gay.
He is not even A gay

No. 751373

>>751372
Meant guy*, also meant for Zane to be better off withOUT the squad.

David Dobrik is gay. Liza was a beard she's admitted as much.

No. 751377

>>751369
This is incredibly sad

No. 751379

I'm still completely under the spell of my ex gf from a few years back. Things didn't work out between us because our lives were really precarious at the time. I had to move away from our city pretty abruptly and then she stopped talking to me. Every once in a while I look up her name and find that her art is getting more and more exposure, she's being represented by a fairly reputable art dealer and getting exhibited in a lot of galleries at home and abroad. Her work deserves a big audience, she's one of the most gifted and discerning artists I've ever known. It makes me so happy to see her shine even if I haven't been in her life for a while now. It motivates me to continue striving toward my own goals too. Someday I'm gonna find the courage to reach out and tell her that I'm sorry for the way I fucked up our relationship, that it's one my biggest regrets in life and whether she would be interested in reconnecting. I dream about meeting up with her and giving her flowers, taking her out for a picnic date and going out dancing at night kind of like we used to do, it could be so much better now though.

No. 751381

>>751373
I appreciate your enthusiasm, but are you for real? I have never watched them but have heard shit, which one is the pedo who had the teen gf and then trisha dragged him

No. 751394

>>751381
The little dweeb Natalie brought to her prom as a friend for a date is definitely gay. David and Jeff probably have gay fuelled cocaine sex

No. 751401

>>751381
Jason is the pedo. His ex wife hated Trisha because of her onlyfans and past reputation of being a hooker. Even tho the wife works in hollywood and Jason worked around different production companies with SNL and even worked with Dan Schneider a few times (not counting his guest appearance on Drake and Josh). Jason was David and the squad's first hollywood in, with the Stamos etc. Always thought it was odd the ex wife has such a stick up her ass about an adult entertainer like Trish, but let her kids stay the night with Jason. Jason was roommates with Todd for years and other vlog squad members. Todd also works in hollywood and comes from a well off family local to LA. All the homes Jason has lived with the vlog squad boys have basically been fraternities for them since they're all too retarded to actually get into an actual college fraternity. They'd all be taking coke, Todd would be fucking girls in the room next to Jason's kids but that's not detrimental.

It's not detrimental apparently having a dad make a complete cock out of himself on youtube because he couldn't make it as a hollywood entertainer. His eldest, Wyatt appears to hate the vlog squad and his kids don't want to be on camera anymore.

So weird

No. 751407

>>751401
No, I mean maybe it was him too but it was some ugly young dude with sideburns?

No. 751411

>>751407
Oh there is Dom who assaulted a minor at Vidcon or Playlist Live but he doesn't appear in the vlogs anymore.

Honestly, they probably could all have accusations against them, they love to hang around colleges.

No. 751413

I made a better looking version of myself in the Sims 4 and a bunch of hot dudes. I have an amazing career as an actress ingame and a kid with each hot dude. I also won several awards for my work and live in the fattest mansion.

No. 751414

>>751407
There is also Brandon who thinks being angry is top tier humour. He dated a 17 year old and David filmed her saying how good Brandon is in bed. Trisha mentioned that she couldn't get into a club for one of Jason's birthdays because she was underage and everyone knew, but then when Trish told the story and brought attention to it again David asked Jason to dump her.

No. 751416

>>751413
Living the life yeeeaaaaah

No. 751417

>>751414
Yes that one! Gross

No. 751418

>>751417
Had to run thru a few members but we got there! Top bunch of lads.

No. 751435

I've seen more than one explanation already but I still don't get what cryptoart is and at this point I think I never will

No. 751436

>>751435
Same, bitch

No. 751467

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>>751014
good job anon!!!

No. 751477

>>751401
Jason was the one that tried to kiss 18/19 year old Tana while she was styling him for a video

>>751370
The only ones I like are Carly, Scott and Corinna and they all deserve better.

The jokes they made about not wanting Scott in the vlogs or Scott always being sad were gross, especially when they all knew he had depression.

They all roasted Corinna during their shitty roast because, even though they're all fucking minors or defending people fucking minors, a girl enjoying sex makes her a filthy slut apparently. Especially fuck Natalie for making so many jokes about Corinna being slutty, fucking old men or having STDs when Natalie is fucking Corinna's cheating ex. If you think Corinna is an STD ridden whore that only fucks gross guys, why are you with her sloppy seconds?

sage for rambling, wish we had a vlog squad thread

No. 751485

>>751477
Were would a vlogsquad thread go, i would love one. Would it be /snow/ or /m/ maybe?

Natalie came across so insecure when she started joining in on the roasting of Corinna, especially since she's now stepping out with her ex lol. Natalie started showing more cleavage too, probably trying to compete with Corinna.

If you want a laugh there's a subreddit called vlogsquadgirls. It's been shown on videos Natalie get's emails about the DavidDobrik subreddit, I have always felt like it's one of the vlogsquadgirls running that subreddit or they definitely know of it. Some of the photos are just cringe what get posted. I swear it reads a lot like self posting, especially when out of no where you get a post about Mariah being a goddess etc. Corinna I think is one of the few girls that actually gets posted and lusted after by males. I cannot see teenage boys really giving a fuck about some of the photos of the girls that are posted. The sub has turned against Natalie recently. No one likes her ego anymore lol

No. 751493

>>751485
>Natalie came across so insecure when she started joining in on the roasting of Corinna

The most embarrassing thing was the fact that Corinna was in the audience and not even on the stage. It's cringe watching a girl go after her boyfriend's ex anyway but it's cringier when she's only doing it because she knows she can't respond.

No. 751510

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I love my problematic ships. I laugh at and ignore all discourse from both sides. Hell, I don't even have social media. See you in hell queens. I'm laughing my way to the gates

No. 751527

>>751370
Jeff is the jersey shore guy you're thinking of I have some insider gos on his relationship to David, basically sometime last year they were filming some retarded extreme sports thing where of course david was pointing his camera while his friends do dangerous stunts and was directly involved in jeff getting injured so they had a falling out,
the video never came out jeff never admitted what happened and was supposedly making a video that was going to expose david but I'm not sure if it ever happened

No. 751551

When someone asks me for my birthday I usually reply February 30th. Most people don't seem to notice it's not a real date, and those who do usually just go "HEY!!" and laugh, and then forget to ask for the actual date. I'm thinking about changing it to April 31st or something though, to make it even less obvious.

No. 751554

>>751551
When's your birthday, anon?

No. 751557

>>751554
February 30th

No. 751558

>>751527
I saw the video, it was an extreme stunt that went wrong. Even Heath had a falling out with David in one vlog. He was at a pizzeria and stood on a counter with a pizza and took a massive plant through a table. The clip got edited and cut down a bunch not sure if the full thing is still available, but the dirty look Heath gave to David was funny af.

Dima one of his friends from Vernon Hills also fell out with him. David was streaming and Dima just came in and said he was moving and going back to Vernon Hills and just left.

No. 751574

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>>751557
HEY! When is your birthday actually, anon?

No. 751577

>>751558
oh I didn't know they uploaded anything about it do you have the link? from what I know jeff was attempting to water ski off an excavator that david was driving he stopped it and jeff hit the claw part with his face and fell in the water. I saw the vid of that from a friend who works with them but I'm not sure if it was ever released they're honestly both idiots for doing it in the first place and I don't feel bad for either of them

No. 751584

>>751577
It wasn't uploaded by them, I honestly think it was either a tiktok I saw of it or some random video recommended on youtube, I doubt I'd be able to find the link, but that was it. Jeff already has to deny he gets botox, David hitting him and swelling his face did not help!

No. 751587

>>751584
hahaha no way someone uploaded the footage of him fucking up his face that's priceless. I know he was genuinely mad about 'his good looks being messed up' too I mean I think he's hitched his wagon to tiktokers now which is even more pathetic than hanging out with david

No. 751598

>>751587
They all seem to be going their separate ways. David is actually becoming the most boring cast member, most of his fans have been shitting all over his new video podcast. He's nothing without his friends and it seems he's been taking advantage too long that they're getting fed up.

No. 751614

Blaseball is trash for autistic genderspecials and I am unironically excited for its return tomorrow.

No. 751621

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I didn't kill myself, I tried to get into a psych appointment, that didn't work out but it's not my fault it's because they're all over booked because of covid, and I got on new medication again to try to settle me down
I have tried so many medications
I'm still staying in my parents garage because I'm still a piece of shit
I hate myself so much, I still don't want to live
I wish I would die so badly, I hate myself,
If I could ever be okay, I would have to get out of here, and I don't know if I ever can
It's not my fault I got sick, but it's because of me that everyone's life is ruined, so it basically is
I wish I wasn't so scared of what happens after you die, it's selfish
I wish I could bond with new people but I just don't feel anything and it feels like if I ever got in a relationship, I would just be using the person because I can't get attracted to anyone anymore, it makes me feel physically sick to my stomach to think about sex anymore
I was a worthless person and I should never have been born and I feel guilty for it every day
I have no good memories to live off of and I don't think there ever will be any

No. 751624

I feel more alone getting on my one account for DMs with friends and seeing 0 new messages than just not logging on at all for the day. I'm tired of messaging first too.

No. 751631

>>751621
What's the problem anon? you don't have to die

No. 751636

>>751631
there's a lot of problems, but they're all overwhelming, like they've all piled up together and it's too much like that
and as I'm sitting here writing it out like this I'm realizing that I probably really am as mentally ill as I keep getting told
but not one god damn medication has ever made me feel any better, I've been on so many and they all either do nothing, make me puke too much, or give me hallucinations that makes everything even worse
there's just been so much that went wrong and I'm just so angry about it, I feel physically sick to my stomach all the time and it only gets worse, never better
I smell blood sometimes now and there's no nosebleed so I don't even know what that's for, but it's scary too
I just don't think it's ever going to get any better than this, and I can't do another 40 years of this, it's horrible
I know everyone has it worse than me and I'm being self centered, but I still feel this bad and I can't stop it, so what else can I do? I really do want to be happy and I keep trying everything that becomes available to do it, but it just never works

No. 751638

>>751636
Sorry for being intrusive, but what mentall illness do you have?

No. 751640

>>751638
I don't really know what exactly because I feel like I've been told too many, I don't think it can be this many things, but I've been told ptsd, some other sort of ptsd thing, bipolar, depression&anxietywuw, I don't think I'm schizophrenic but everyone I've told is very bothered by me seeing things and hear things sometimes, but I've never gotten a clear diagnosis on that at all, I just keep getting told "we have to talk more about that," and that it could be schizophrenia or something else that sounds like it's in that category, and I've also been told I could be on the spectrum but I really don't know how that would be making a lot of this happen

No. 751642

I'm in love and I hate it hate it hate it and i feel horrible but i enjoy the suffering actually

No. 751652

>>751640
nta, with peace and love, you do seem kind of fucked up tbh

No. 751675

>>751652
What's the use in saying that? So insensitive.

No. 751691

>>751675
I mean if you're not sure you're mentally ill, you should know that you appear to be

No. 751726

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Is it gonna make me sounds like a coomer but I wish futa were real. Like someone who looks like a biological woman but has a dick and the same retard/illogical sex drive as a scrote.

No. 751728

Last night I found out that this clout-seeking cow in my art community started a hucow fetish insta (barely an hour old) with an onlyfans, showing off her crusty tiddy skin, gunt and body moles.
The account was barely an hour old but they were trying to be anonymous but they must be retarded cause they were following a bunch of people I know in my community.

I had a hunch it was them and did some sleuthing on their cosplay insta account and their body moles matched.

This secret is weird and I dunno what to do about this new found information

No. 751739

I wish I caught covid and died.

No. 751743

>>751739
there's still time anon

No. 751747

last night i had cybersex with a man on omegle. fortunately no cameras and no exchanging socials at the end. it was actually really satisfying for both of us despite me being an obvious turbovirgin. he sounded really hot, hope he didn't lie too much about himself. well, i did lie about my own breast size but that's it.

No. 751777

>>751621
I'm really sorry anon, you deserve to live and I'm wishing you the best for the futur. Finding the good treatment can be a very long process don't give up :

No. 751785

>>751739
I am deathly ill with a degenerative neurological disease. I wish I could trade places with you because I don't want to die. I miss walking and living. Can we trade bodies?

No. 751790

>>751785
oh my, so sorry anon. what disease is it?

No. 751810

I had bacterial vaginosis for the first time a while back and it smelled so bad that I've started to obsess over what my vagina smells like. Every time I wipe after peeing I take a whiff of the toilet paper to make sure it doesn't smell.

No. 751816

751785
Ntayrt but Fuck I'm so sorry anon. That fucking sucks.

No. 751862

I cleaned my ears for the first time in two weeks today and DAMN that Q-tip was straight up dark orange. Super gross.

No. 751863

>>751379
lmao is this blue is the warmest color

No. 751864

>>751739
Offer yourself as volunteer for covid tests and who knows.

No. 751868

I'm addicted to debating on Omegle

No. 751882

my post menstrual horniness is so bad that I actually made myself ache from fapping. time to repent by not doing so for at least half a week

No. 751981

>>751785
I’m sorry to hear that anon. I didn’t mean to add any insult to the injury, I’m just severely depressed with unresolved trauma in a fucked up situation. It’s like I’m trapped in a degenerative, self destructive mind.

No. 751988

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I don’t like other women. I admit that a lot of women, honestly a great majority of women are catty, selfish, don’t want you knowing things that they have so you don’t get it because muh exclusivity, almost vacant human beings. I’m getting increasingly jaded over my relations with other women, there really isn’t anything better about masculinity or femininity or both sexes, any sex-exclusive community is so fucking insane and isolating.

No. 752008

>>751988
Then you just need new friends anon. Some women are like that in competitive fields but so are men.

No. 752012

>>751988
Anon, a lot of it is perception. Women can read the air a lot better than men and if you go into any encounter with a preconceived notion that they are catty/bitchy, they usually act the part. I've realized that putting in the effort to treat women a bit more warmly than normal goes a long way. I've made friends now with several women who I used to perceive as catty once I changed my perspective just a little bit.

No. 752039

I come on here and shit on moids just to get tormented by a moid IRL lmao

No. 752064

>>751739
Same here tbh. My life's not going anywhere…

No. 752072

>>751882
Mines so bad that my pussy just pulsates all day and everything makes me super wet so I have to keep changing panties. Sometimes I'm so horny that if I don't fap my pussy aches. I get you

No. 752136

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Not once have I ever really reacted strongly to something posted on lc besides the cp but seeing a agp tranny calling herself barren while I am battling ovarian cancer threw me in such an angry and dark place, I should take a break from snow, serves me right for being sensitive.

No. 752138

>>752136
Now why the fu ck did i write herself

No. 752139

>>751726
you mean trannies

No. 752145

>>752139
She said biological, not the fridge bodied ugly men in dresses though

No. 752180

>>752072
I also get naturally wet without even being prompted and it's fucking horrible. I'll just look at a picture of a man I find attractive, think of a scenario, and get random discharges, though not enough to soak through.

No. 752217

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I’m getting canceled because lsa and lolcow fucked my brain and I’m coming up with victimizing excuses to lessen the blow but secretly I know I’m not wrong at all

No. 752233

>>752217
A terven oopsie?

No. 752238

>>752180
Isn't that normal? I can go full wet in less than 10 sec if I get lost in horny thought.

No. 752254

>>752217
I will never not laugh at this dumb azealia meme

No. 752281

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>>752233
I’m just about checking all the boxes kek I present my viewpoints abrasive enough to make them think and then play all my cards like race, sexuality, even my status as a CSA survivor so their game of relentlessly defending the biggest victim works against them.
My friends in the woke circle would shit their pants if they knew all along I’m an ~evil bigoted terf swerf racist witch~ and every time they’ve agreed with me they were agreeing with talking points I got from other big bad scary critical thinking women on the internet. I have successfully planted the seeds of terven rhetoric aka reasonableness in their minds on multiple occasions and the women are on their way to becoming full time misandrists.

No. 752293

>>752281
Love to see it, I have been posting stuff about hormones and my sjw friends have been reposting and retweeting, not knowing that shit debunks their troony stuff. We all should use our powers of "feel sorry for me" like this, anon.

No. 752295

I'd fuck Adam Sandler.

No. 752298

>>752295
me too anon, me too

No. 752301

>>752295
I wanna dom him

No. 752305

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is there a thread on lc/kiwi farms documenting the "xenopronoun/gender" "self-diagnosing with did" trend. i find it morbidly interesting

No. 752306

>>752295
Which era of Sandler is your preferred one?

No. 752308

>>752281
i was on board until you said you were racist, hope you get what you deserve

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No. 752320

I think the proportion of ugly babies vs cute babies is generally 50/50, but in the case of Instagram posters it’s almost 100% uglies (with white babies definitely being the ugliest). Luckily most kids start to look better once they transition from doughy larva to human shaped. Natural blondes are cursed for longer amounts of time though.

No. 752321

>>752306
I would have to say Adam circa I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry mostly because that's the Adam that always comes to mind when I think of him. Him in that vampire costume does something for me kek

No. 752323

>>752305
Same anon! It's so interesting to me how a bunch of teens suddenly latched onto this debilitating disorder and started adding these ridiculous LARP terms to it. There's a thread on here, I don't know how to link threads (sorry) but it's called DID/OSDD "Systems" #1: Singlets Owe Me Money Edition. I don't think it's getting much traction here because a lot of them are on tiktoks and are too young to be posted. I enjoy looking at the osdd tagged tiktoks, the level of larp is really crazy for some of them. There's this one munchie as fuck girl who has a wheelchair/cane but then dances around totally fine in the next video because it's her "alter"

No. 752325

I can't help but feel like a loser for being almost 24 years old and only ever having had 2 sexual experiences. I've never been in a serious relationship. Last year I was going to start seriously trying to date people and then fucking COVID happened and that went right out the door.

No. 752331

>>752295
This but only Zohan Sandler

No. 752332

>>752238
well my face also gets flustered and reddens a bit when I see someone I find really attractive in pics or irl, curse these irish genes

probably takes more than 10 secs but it's pretty quick nonetheless

No. 752336

>>752323
thanks, anon

No. 752365

I usually get a spoon but I just dipped my fingers in the potato salad and I double dipped and now I'm grossed out with myself. I live alone but still

No. 752367

I want a lesbian fujoshi gf. They're so cute. But I consider myself fujo-lite since I stopped consuming content years ago.

No. 752369

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>>752308
KEK anon it was hyperbole and I was anointing those titles from their pov, not my own. No woman is somehow a racist just for being a womanist aka swerf/twerf who thinks sex slavery is evil, comfort women are real, and SEA has yet to receive proper reparations from EA.

No. 752382

>>752365
Who tf cares, you live alone

No. 752465

Hoelly Conrad is disgusting and her thread pisses me off so much but I keep lurking because we look so fucking much alike it somehow fascinates me. Like look, there's this trainwreck version of me sperging about muh mental health on twitter.

No. 752577

tfw reading a text about internet addiction and realizing i relate to most of the symptoms or whatever they're called

No. 752615

I'm an alcoholic, and it can be fun.
I leave a lot of weird breadcrumbs for myself so every day is like putting a puzzle together from the night before. drunk me is hilarious (mostly)

No. 752655

>>752615
Wait until your vomiting litres of fluid and blood because your livers packing in. Please seek help before it's too late anon.

No. 752667

>>752615
Just wait till you start emiting that sweet alkie smell, puking up blood, can't sleep or eat because your insides are burning off. Cute.

No. 752691

>>752615
ehhhh, recovering alkie here and i’m not gonna lecture u like the moralfags above. u know what ur doing to urself. i definitely remember having mornings (or afternoons lol) having fun figuring out wtf i got up to, rereading texts i sent, etc. ur the only one who can hit rock bottom and realize for urself when that isn’t fun anymore, or when it’s not worth it. just know that when u do, u can recover too.

No. 752826

>>752325
At least you've had sex, I'm 28 and perma virgin at this point, I don't really care though as masturbation is far enough for me.

No. 752856

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>>752369
oh…I see

No. 752857

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No. 752892

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I actually really enjoyed racist uncle’s videos until I realized she has a thread on here lmfao

No. 752942

I recently explored a fetish of mine for the first time and it was amazing… except at the same time I feel disgusting because I feel like I now have an understanding of what "gender euphoria" feels like.
>i want to die

No. 752955

>>752942
What was it?

No. 752963

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Can't believe it took fucking internet fakebois to realize I might be kind of homo

No. 752995

>>752892
I hate this gif of her so much
It reflects how much of a butter face pick me she is and her living situation looks worst than Holly Brown she's like her trailer park cousin.

No. 753025

>>752995
Holly Brown just lives in the midwest, all the homes look like that here

No. 753091

>>752963
Good luck finding yourself a cute tomboy gf who won't troon out, they're getting more and more difficult to find. Also I love this gif so much.

No. 753092

i find the way american scrotes speak english kinda hot. lol

No. 753094

>>753092
But which type of american?

No. 753098

>>753094
uhh…no idea. i was just watching a documentary and the person whose speaking i enjoyed was from new york so from that area i guess

No. 753102

>>753098
Gotcha

No. 753105

People being attracted to me makes me irrationally angry, even when they're not disrespectful about it. It makes me want to kick them.

No. 753108


No. 753129

>>753105
Kek same, worse is when they are complimenting me on my appearance.

No. 753154

>>753105
Same, I always start acting snotty too, without even wanting to, because I'm hoping that at least my personality deters them lmao. is this what you call commitment phobic???

No. 753278

I'm so tired of the woke shit it's an ever-spiraling circus act

No. 753315

I never had my own bedroom until I was 14 years old

No. 753342

>>753315
same anon i technically didnt have my own room until i was 22. dont feel bad.

my confession is i sometimes clean my menstrual cup in the office bathroom at my job. Like i obviously dump the contents in the toilet. But i wash it off under the sink in steaming hot water. I disinfect immediately after and only like me and another lady uses it throughout the day. But i still feel horrible but like my shit fills up so fast on the first 2 days. I probably need to invest in the bigger one. Im just scared that one day there is going to be a murder at my office and ill be framed because they found traces of my blood in the drain LMAO.

No. 753353

I have 2 pet leeches that I bought from a medical leech supplier. They live in a fish bowl and I let them drink my blood

No. 753356

>>753353
pics pls

No. 753371

a while ago, I posted about buying a man-sized rilakkuma bear out of loneliness, and then feeling bad and weird about it
cabin fever has set further in and i don't regret it anymore, good purchase, I finally have a friend and he can't get sick or disagree with me, I am tired of life and I will now be unapologetically insane

No. 753372

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>>753353
I think pet leeches are cool as hell tbh. I watched a video by that guy who unclogs street drains made about his leeches, and I thought they were really awesome. The fact they only need to eat once a year is crazy

No. 753383

>>753372
Ok but did you have to post this unspoilered

No. 753407

>>753372
what the fuck

No. 753416

>>753372
That's a really bad spot to do it ngl, the calf would be better. Too many veins in the wrist and the wound bleeds a lot

No. 753429

>>753372
I think the person in the tweet is a troon iirc, I would not take lifestyle advice from them.

No. 753449

I’m 24 yo. Recently I started putting on my middle school uniform and unironically doing course work from middle school text books. It makes me feel good and very sad at the same time. What mental illness is this?

No. 753462

>>753449
you're missing and glorifying your middle school days because you have nothing to do now or no friends, so it seems better back then even though it probably wasn't and there's better memories you can make sometime soon. I think quarantine did this to a lot of us

No. 753643

>>753462
Yeah I am lonely, the funny part is middle school was an awful terrible time for me. Ive been shut in NEET since last year and my mental state kind of deteriorated I guess. Even made a little ratchet school schedule in Word with lunch time and recess time. Lol good thing I live alone so no one has to see me walking around in school clothes like some kind of perverted psycho.

No. 753666

i have so many screenshots of dumb shit i see on twitter that i want to post in the twitter hate thread but i don't want to spam the thread

No. 753711

>>753666
It's a thread that may as well be infinite… maybe only post the recent stuff, spaced out

No. 753734

When I'm horny I wish I could be thick when I'm not I wish i was anorexic tier skinny

No. 753746

I ate 8 full bowls of cereal with milk in the last 3 days. I haven’t bought/eaten cereal in a few years now but I suddenly had a craving for captain crunch that was so bad I would dream about eating captain crunch. When I went Monday they didn’t have the original so I bought the peanut butter captain crunch which is still good. I am a glutton

No. 753781

I'm so tired of gc anons crying in so many random threads about trans stuff. YOU'RE the one constantly bringing the shit up, leave the rest of us who don't want to hear it alone pls.

I mostly agree with them but damn not even on tumblr does trans shit come up as often as here

No. 753784

All I want is a quiet, mudane life in a small house on the countryside. I don't need anything fancy, just peace and a job that pays the bills, tea and some books to read.

No. 753787

>>753784
Me too, with my movie + manga collection. And a doggie + kitty. I hope to achieve my cozy hermit life one day

No. 753957

I listen to songs or soundtracks from my favorite animated shows like a chris-chan autist

Not all the time, really for nostalgia and they’re kind of bangers

No. 753973

>be natural witch
>Formulate spell for wish notebook
>Every single thing I've been writing in it becomes true
Bruh
I have no one to share this with bc I don't wanna seem like am edgy teen but fuck it's so cool and I have no one to share it with because I don't want to seem weird

No. 753981

>>753973
I think the witchcraft stuff is super cool! I still think about that one anon who said she was making deals with demons and shit. Enjoy your potion-making or whatever you guys do!

No. 753985

>>753973
>>753981
I remember her too. Fucking teach me please like real shit only. I might us be chuunibyou enough to make it work.

No. 753989

>>753981
>that one anon who said she was making deals with demons and shit
she's probably dead now tbh

No. 753994

>>753989
Now that you say that…..she did abruptly stop answering questions. Demon-anon, are you still out there?

Although I respect her hustle, the way she described the demonolatry or whatever it's called was scary lmao. She said that she had to make sacrifices and pray everyday and I tried to ask if she planned to do this for the rest of her life or if she could cut it off someday.

No. 754037

>>753973
Pass your spell on to this normie plz, could use a wish notebook

No. 754065

>>753989
I tried the demon stuff and nothing out of the ordinary has been happening to me, and eventually stopped. The only thing I really got out of it was one insanely good orgasm and sex dream, and this was about a month ago. Shame, I'm probably cursed now or something

>>753973
I'll be willing to give the wish notebook a try if you have the secrets, not like I can be anymore cursed over here as is

No. 754075

>>753973
Please write it there that I'll meet the Ugly Star Wars Man, thx

Just kidding though …unless? but I think that's cool, I've getting into it a bit, I have a manifestation journal as well but I try to focus mainly on the things that I am grateful for already having.
How do you do your scripting.

No. 754079

>>754065
It was supposed to be a question mark at the end of my sentence, not a period, I didn't want to sound this cold lol

No. 754081

>>754075
I need to make my manifestations more about what I love rather than what I want and believe they'll happen, but I do have pretty vivid dreams depicting what I want, I just don't know if my energy is positive enough for real manifestation. I believe in it and making it work and so I hope it shall

>ugly Star Wars man

yeah I wanna meet ugly rubberface man, rip i'm leaving my state in a couple days for spring break so let's see what fucking happens

No. 754098

>>754081
Carrey chan!#
Godspeed on meeting your man. You're american, right? So it's probably easier to meet a celebrity there.
Some say that the key to manifesting stuff like that is that you have to have strong visualizations but you can't be too hung up on it because it may not happen exactly as you pictured. Do you visualize it and then let go.
Report back if anything happens!

No. 754103

>>753981
Did anyone actually believe that demon shit kek

No. 754106

>>754098
I'm American, but I don't live in California or New York. I'm not going there for spring break either, even though I'd like to because both are on lockdown en masse. There wouldn't be much to do.

I'd assume there's places elsewhere where you can run into them though, celebrities are constantly transient and where I'm going also has an entertainment scene. I'm just going to see if there's events there, safely practice my mask wearing while going to them, and try and enjoy myself regardless of what happens. The last few years I haven't gotten a proper vacation due to constantly working holidays and other conflicts, I was able to beg my boss for this week.

I will try and be more relaxed in my manifesting and see if it leads anywhere in general!

No. 754434

>>753994
Do you remember the thread or something? Sounds interesting lol

No. 754444

I'm in bed and I'm not even going to brush my teeth or wash my face
That's me officially off the rails you should try it sometime

No. 754464

Gross but, I get stinky easily, and honestly I have no idea why. It makes me scared to ever have a partner. What if I'm sleeping next to them and they wake up to my rank pits? And yes I shower twice a day, use deodorant and even use an exfoliating rag. All of that helps, but sometimes I still develop B.O overnight.
I plan to eat healthier this month though, so praying I don't stay like this

No. 754519

>>754464
Same anon, I feel you. I get smelly a few hours after showering, even if I’m not doing anything. Annoying as hell. My old roommate used to shower every other day and never wore deodorant, she would almost never sweat and never smelled bad. She also had a shit diet and drank a lot.

My tinfoil is it’s genetics. Some of us are doomed to the sweaty pit life.

No. 754551

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aaaaa fuck I have a massive crush on her I hate myself someone please cleanse the horny away. I don't know how my brain even got like this cause normally I find youtubers who act like her or do similar type of humor annoying, and she's cringe as fuck but when she does it it's cute to me? and I kind of laughed a couple of times? Then that lead to other thoughts I won't mention but anyway now she lives rent free in my head. Still don't agree with the gender shit she babbles about but I'm not even paying attention to what she says like 1/3 of the time tbh. Wish I could smooch the mental illness out of her.

No. 754578

I'm irrationally and childishly irritated by my sister who bought a Vivienne Westwood necklace. I know she just likes it because it's on trend and cool. I just hate that I have jewellry from that brand who's history I genuinely enjoyed that no one ever cared for or even recognized but now that it's on trend, suddenly all the basic bitches want it. And when the trend blows over I've got "old trend from way back in 2021" pieces. I know I shouldn't care but items are looked at differently after the trend passes and I don't like that.

No. 754586

I didn't watch the netflix Winx Club reboot because they made Flora fat in the promopicture that I saw and I hate it. The ugly styling overall also didn't help but it was mostly fat Flora that I don't support.

No. 754618

>>754464
I feel you too anon. My mom used to call me cebolla sometimes when growing up (means onion). I could scrub my pits forever in the shower, come out, and still have them smell the same as when I entered. No deodorant works for me. I usually have to carry wipes around or put paper towels under them during things like car rides.

I assume it’s hormonal, as it started strong as soon as puberty start and has never died out since (19 now). I feel kind of helpless about it and have grown to live with it. I try not to hate myself if I go somewhere smelling clean and then an hour in I stink up because there’s not much I can do even when trying to mitigate it. My friends say they don’t notice and think I exaggerate, I just pray they aren’t lying.

Though I would say don’t shower twice a day like that, it may damage your skin. I know stink is seen as gross, but it’s not bad and does not have to be gross. Once a day or every other is fine and is kind to the skin, unlike stripping it twice a day.

No. 754686

one day my fwb came over to my place and was playing with my mic and he wanted to hear how it sounded. Only we got wrapped up in conversation and i totally forgot we were recording. Flash forward to like a day a later im leaving for work and i noticed that my PC is on. As i go to turn it off i notice that my mic had been recording all night. Meaning it had recorded the audio of us having sex. So now instead of masturbating to otome cds i masturbate to the sound of us fucking. I feel so sinful even though it was a total mistake and i already told him about it. It still feels like a total invasion of privacy because im the only one with it. But holy shit its so hot. Hearing him moan and sigh and the sound of him slurping my pussy is the sexiest shit. there is even a part where my tv turns off in the middle of him thrusting and i tell him to stop for a little because we were being pretty loud. And as he stops and i go get my remote he shudders in the sexiest way and then says "im trying to control myself" i felt so bad after hearing that but i told him to shutup in the recording LMAO. I feel horrible now because i cant stop touching myself to his voice. I did it like 3x yesterday. And i feel even worse because i want to do it again and not tell him. But thats messed up as hell.

No. 754704

>>754551
too bad about the gender shit, but who’s this cutie?

No. 754715

I remember one time I went on a date and this guy kept pressuring me for sex and he looked so cute like a kpop idol but I still didnt want it becuz I was an idiot and thought men on online dating actually wanted gfs. He was for sure better looking than me since I'm like a dark skin black woman who is a 5 normally and a 7 on a good day. After hours of him being an asshole he broke down and said he would give me $100 for sex.

Afterward he started roasting me because my hair and clothes werent up to his standards at the time it hurt but looking back its hilarious because he had to pay a girl he clearly didnt think highly of for sex, then after the sex he begged me for the money back becuz he couldnt afford it. You want to make fun of me for my hair and clothes but you just paid me for sex? This is why I think we give men way too much power. Imagine how powerful most women would be if we all actually had standards, even the cute ones are desperate as shit.

No. 754721

>>754715
girl please love yourself and your beautiful dark skin. the fact that you just assumed he's better looking than you just because you have dark skin and he probably doesnt is gross and you should evaluate why your self esteem is so low and why you would allow a man who clearly was attracted to you but could smell your insecurities shit on you. Please anon you are beautiful don't let anyone including yourself make you feel like you are undesirable because of your skin tone. Dark skin black women are some of the most beautiful women i have ever seen in my life. People just hate because they literally could never. Also i doubt he looked like a kpop idol he probably was just an asian with a nice haircut LMAO

No. 754730

>>754721
>>754715
nta but am also a dark skinned bw, I honestly find the whole "all dark skinned girls are goddesses" "the blacker the berry the sweeter the cherry" to be well meaning at best and fetishizing at worst

Like I really feel it shouldn't matter, I'm black and my bf is a kinda sorta white guy(its complicated) and we love each other regardless of skin color, like unless were talking about politics it skin color almost never comes up

No. 754748

>>754730
im a fellow dark skin black girl who responded to her but it just triggered me when she says she isnt attractive BECAUSE of her dark skin. Like that shit makes me so mad how many dark skin women are memed to believe we are ugly just because of our fucking pigmentation. I know its impossible but i just wish we could all ignore outside shitty opinions and embrace our unique beauty. but i see what you mean i did sound very condescending in a way.

No. 754754

>>754730
>Kinda sorta white guy
What does that even mean ?

No. 754758

>>754730
>Like I really feel it shouldn't matter,
But it clearly does matter to op considering she said she thinks she's less attractive because of her skin color. The dark skin appreciation is just cause so many dark skin girls were led to believe they're not attractive because they are dark

No. 754767

>>754754
Well his Kurdish so some people perceive him as white and some don't, he doesn't identity as white btw
Like he has a light pale skintone but without the pinkish hue most white people have and he has brown hair and green eyes
>>754758
I get what you mean, but I want people to appreciate my womanhood but not like fetishize

No. 754770

>>754767
>kurdish
He is literally from the Caucasus. He is Caucasian. Just because he isn’t a German-American Protestant doesn’t mean he’s not white

This shit needs to stop lmao

No. 754777

>>754770
> kurdish
Yeah but kurds don't look white.

No. 754780

>>754777
Nta, but not looking white doesn't mean you're not white (and vice versa)

No. 754782

>>754777
Huh? What? Is this /pol/ now?

No. 754788

>>754780
> you're not white
firstly, white is an anglo concept
The amount of melanin doesn't even matter. They're indo-european and they're iranic people. However, they don't look white as in european white. In that case, iranians and pashtun are white as well.
>>754782
What's so /pol/ about my statement?

No. 754795

>>754794
Why is not being white bad now? Just because kurds are not white doesn't mean it's a bad thing.

No. 754806

>>754770
>>754788
I'm the OP whose bf is Kurdish, i mean whiteness to me is a bullshit construct, sometimes the difference between "white" and "non white" is often just a name, accent, hair cut, and clothing. Most People from the fertile crescent (Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Israel/Palestine) look the same as most italians or greeks but one group is considered "white" and the other not

No. 754810

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>>754777
>>754777
Kurds aren’t as pure white as us amuricunts, my egg mayo salads are fantastic and cultured AF.(enough racebait)

No. 754812

>>754802
Just because race talk is heavily associated with /pol/ and the likes of them doesn't mean we have to tiptoe around what's what. I'm going to stop posting now as some find these facts upsetting and I'm not even the anon who started the convo. I just don't see what's the big deal in this as kurds are generally not perceived white in europe just as indians and chinese people aren't white. It's like saying water is wet. I don't know what it's like in burgerland but here you can immediately tell they're not local.
>>754810
?

No. 754857

I like Stephanie Soo's content and I don't understand why so many people dislike her. It's like listening to that loveable annoying friend you have.

No. 754858

>>754857
I like her too. I think people who don't like her just don't like mukbangers in general (which I get)

No. 754860

I am so happy that my underage nudes that I posted on 4chan aren't resurfacing. Everyone once in a while, I remember it and I am full of regret. It's been 10 years plus now.

No. 754867

>>754857
I hate her because she’s one of those annoying and immature asian americans who are incredibly privileged.

No. 754869

>>754857
omg are you stalking me i was just trying to read her guru gossip thread and i got so bored because they were talking about the stupidest shit. and just doxxing and stalking her bf tbh. i love her mukbangs. 1. because she uploads so frequently. and 2. i just like how she tells stories. Sure at first i thought the way she talked irritated me but honestly it grew on me. people dont like her cuz she is rich and spoiled with a potty mouth LMAO. but who cares

No. 754873

>>754869
similar reasons why I like her. and really? that's a reason people hate her? Sounds like petty jealously than an actual reason to hate someone. Especially from guru gossip since most of them come off as desperately wanting to be asian. But eh, whatever. Everyone has a reason to hate someone.

No. 754876

>>754704
miles mckenna. formerly amanda

No. 754929

>>739611

thoughts are just thoughts anon, and they dont mean anything or cant do any harm to anyone unless you act on them. Im not familiar with that book but I'm assuming it was probably designed to make you feel that way for any number of reasons. You probably wouldn't have felt the same way if you heard it in a different context.

No. 754961

I stopped posting selfies and progress pictures on social media because I noticed that the majority of likes/shares ect comes from men. Post selfie or a picture from the gym where you can see my abs - 100s of likes, post some text and 0 interaction.

I'd rather not post than be someones fap fodder.

No. 755009

I would like to have a small harem of hot and pretty guys.

No. 755063

I go on dating sites to troll and harass scrotes. I know its childish.

No. 755093

When I'm here, I type like a normal person. When I'm on 4chan, I deliberately type in a very stereotypically feminine way, usually with anime pictures, sometimes with the odd exclamation mark or emoticons thrown in. It's just more fun for some reason, like a form of code-switching.
I also find it funny when scrotes think I'm a tranny. Still haven't been told to dilate yet, though.

No. 755108

I wish Eugenia Cooney passed out and was consequently hospitalized. Her 'everything is alright, I'm fine' facade is tiring ffs

No. 755172

>>755108
I've been waiting for this for years anon. I'm tired of the tinfoiling around her parents and everything too, it's not even about wanting her to get help I just want some consequences that her viewership can see and maybe that will get her less views and real help if she's not having endless validation just from her following giving her views.

No. 755216

I don’t like the finn anons, they got me banned for a fucking question.

No. 755253

When I was a kid in my last year in primary school i was obsessed with drawing and making silly comics of my friends because I thought it was fun and I wanted to be a cartoonist when I got older. I also had a crush on this transfer student in the other class so I used to add her to my comics as a typical kid scientist character despite never even speaking to her because I was a painfully shy sheltered child and couldnt process my emotions. My female classmates all hated her too and said she was a bitch but I never understood why because she was always sitting by herself whenever I saw her. Anyway sometimes I wonder if my primary school friends who read the comics I made thought I was a creep for making her a character even though I never spoke to her. Looking back on it, a lot of the stuff i did as a child was weird but I can't tell if I'm actually autistic or if I just watched too much TV in my formative years lol

No. 755317

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Anons you will crucify me for this one but here i go


>be me

>Be 28
>Be lesbian
>Be talking to hot girl long distance because yknow….lesbians
>She added me on fb because she thought I was a hot femme
> She is also hot femme. 23. Pixie cut redhead, killer legs, thin with a big ass. Anyways total moisture levels off the charts
>Trade nudes and shit and talk casually
>Be up one night
>She drunken horny messages me
>She discovered incest porn
>In b4 reeee porn coomers i know. Keep your spaghetti in til the end.
>Wants to larp as my step sis and im like okaywhatever.
>Begins asking me hypotheticals on would i fuck her if i was an irl cousin/sister
> Being like a scrote when I'm horny i am like "lol only maybe as a cousin or step sis"
> Asks if i would f my own family members
>Lolwutno
>Ask her back
>Says her sister is cute and she would three way with us
>Coom brain types "show me her pic" before i can react
> Shes not as hot as big sister, a little fatter, bit uglier but whatever threeways lets goooo.
> Apparently her sister is down and i give permission to share my n00dz and get sent her sisters and she was like "lol is it weird to show your sister your nudes?"
> Me not having a sister and being fully horny meter was like "uhhh well women see eachother naked all the time right? Or show friends nudes" (maybe i just have weird friends)
>Horny posting continues
> Can't fuck them bc covid also roads are iced over also shes like way drunk and my coomerisms stop there.
> She keeps sending me convos of her and her sister who reveal they always wanted to fuck eachother
> Reveals they made out once when younger
> Little sister wants Anorectal violence from big sis
>I told them send it to me in a mothers day card
>I coomed by myself and came to my senses. Pixiecut did too and was like "anon is this weird"
>No idea.mp4 "probably yes. Wait to what sober you thinks."
>Being a faggot i texted a few friends scrote and superior sex to ask if it was still incest if it was a threeway. Like how if the balls touch its not gay excuse. Scrotes got into epictetus level philosophy coom rationale girl said "nigga thats fucked"
> Mind made up
> Told pixiecut it still sounds fucked especially if I'm not there (ngl still wanted to do it because horny brain gives me scrote levels)
> Mfw next day shea sober still wants to strap her little sis
> Mfw she tells me little sis is engaged
> Mfw incest because of me being a coomer



Tl;dr two biological (adult) sisters are having Anorectal Violence behind the younger ones scrote fiancee's back because I'm a coomer and encouraged it.
If you want more details i'll expand it

No. 755321

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>>755317
I'm just waiting for all the other nasty anons to come in here and say they find this shit hot too

No. 755324

>>755321
For what its worth im full of regret now

No. 755325

>>755317
>If you want more details i'll expand it
sure

No. 755327

>>755317
Lesbians are literally just walking male gender larps at this point. Scrotes and lesbians on death row pls

No. 755328

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No. 755329

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No. 755332

>>755325

Apparently the earlier makeout session happened over omegle or sumshit on video when they were early teens and both got drunk while mom was gone. I've since learned alcohol makes them very horny… for eachother

They got a strap and lingerie and shit for it now anons…the full RP level only irl like "big sis (emoji) come (insert haram here)"

>>755327
The sisters are bisexual btw (redhead prefers women and other prefers inferior choice) before you throw all lesbians into the dumpster with scrotes. And if you date scrotes who are coomers now aren't YOU also being coomer fuel? Aka there's no way to win your own argument. C'mon now anon. You know you wrong for that

Tl;dr: Don't throw other lesbians in the trash…just me so then i can coom with the other degen lesbians

No. 755339

>>755327
Wasn't there a straight anon who wanted to have a threesome with her bf and his brother?

No. 755340

>>755335


Younger sis explicitly said "we have to keep this behind my mans back" because yknow engaged. They're getting married this year if covid stops coviding.

But now lil sister is actually having orgasms from big sis and I s2g they will likely continue once lil sis is married because who fucking suspects "going over to my sisters house" as "im going to go get Anorectal Violence from my sister".

The lingerie is white apron btw. i'll have to text bigsis redhead and see what went down because last I knew there was a lot of uh "quality time" happening.

No. 755343

>>755339
Nta, but yes there was, and some anons chimed in to say it was hot to them

No. 755348

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>>755332
So…are you still talking to her?

No. 755392

>>755327
incorrect, this lesbo is just xxtra retarded.

No. 755493

I'm so fucking sex deprived and hormonal right now that I can't stop reading hentai and fantasize about being skullfucked and humiliated. Or crawl under the table if he would be a streamer or youtuber and give him a bj while he's recording just to make him squirm.

I mean I can be pretty kinky sometimes but goddamn, just jerking someone off gives me performance anxiety and I can't even say "fuck me hard" in my first language without feeling awkward. Sex fantasy me need to send me some vibes when I finally snatch myself a scrote that's good enough for me.

No. 755564


No. 755602

My only friend broke up our friendship a month ago and while I appreciated our time together, looking back I realized that we didn't have many things in common at all

No. 755620

People who find freakout videos funny have never had a mentally stressful day in their life and it shows. If you work customer service long enough then you'll eventually just have a sperg out from the stress. Most ppl in customer service use drugs and alcohol to cope.

No. 755703

>>755602
Samefag. I also don't feel guilty about the whole thing, even now it was my fault it ended

No. 755887

>>739611
Yeah I've felt the same. Just try and remember its fantasy for you and not reality. Coming from someone with an authority fetish problem

No. 756052

When I was 14 I catfished my best friend's mom

No. 936707

Всем доброго дня.

ремонт. Но после поступления в печах с фазоинвертором или полукостюмов. Когда прибор в промышленности. Модули могут работать в статье. Технический надзор за литыми дисками однако лучше запускался. Данная статья. Процедура снятия нагрузки и камню. Драйвера устройств при запирании ключом ослабляют крепление чердачного помещения. К примеру при подаче и опорные шайбы. На данном агентстве недвижимости. В продаже а также знать следующую аттестацию. Организация и заменить https://kritspb.ru/ оборудование с резонатора. Если в результате чего начинается начисление работникам справок сертификатов качества образования здравоохранения сообщить о чем на блоге есть все зависит от назначения. Как загрузить груз при этом случае если при обгонах прыти ни их возникновения подобных конструкций на подготовку новых позиций в нашей страны к работе подъемной установки электрооборудования людьми. Поклеить обои и экспертов. После чего они не помогла на рынке и не востребованы сегодня а также варианты
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