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No. 28460

Official robot thread.

Find your gfs and discuss the site here.

(Any users from /r9k/ or 8chan found to be posting outside of /b/ may be subject to a global permaban, depending on post content.)

No. 28474

Insecure occasional /r9k/ browser here.

I play in a band, occasionally act, and I'm incredibly oversensitive and clingy.

My bandmate just made me cry a week ago when we had an argument and I got oversensitive about her being mean.

I suffer from OCD and depression. I'm attracted to people who are kind.

I've been called cute before, but I feel like everyone who is saying that is just lying.

Everyone who has ever said that they loved me always leaves me.

etc.

No. 28476

Oh fug, finally another containment thread.

Admin sama you are so kind and likely pretty, p-pls be my gf.

No. 28479

>>28474
what did you argue with her about? what did she do that made you cry?

No. 28480

I super look forward to seeing how the female gender expresses themselves through the protective shell of anonymity. I also look forward to new dank memes.

No. 28484

>>28480

We don't really have a lot of memes beside things like Dante from the Aly threads.

A lot of our humour is simply light meta.

No. 28487

>>28484
Pixiteri memes.

Post queen right nao

No. 28488

>>28479

Basically, we played a show, and both of us had a few mistakes. She messed up on some of her lyrics and her chords, and I messed up in our final song, where I didn't hold the chord.

I used to be very perfectionist with music, but she pushed forward the idea that we should be okay with mistakes, so I felt pretty good about the show. Keep in mind she did have a headache during the show.

Once we got off stage, I asked her what she thought, and she said "Really? You couldn't hold the last chord?", and I just said sorry. Then she went outside to cry because she thought it was the worst show we ever had. She came back in 20 minutes later and was fine.

After the show, I told her that how she was acting was really hurting my feelings, at which point she told me that she was tired of babying me, that I need to grow up, that I need to learn how to tune a guitar and to handle my own shit. The last two got to me because I can hold my own musically and half of the stuff she was mentioning was stuff I let her pick (how we dress for shows, etc.). It really got to me, but a lot of the oversensitivity is just due to my OCD. It makes me read into things a lot. I just apologized and went home

No. 28489

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>>28484
>Females so uncreative they can't even make memes

No. 28491

>>28489
They don't need to make memes, women are already the biggest memes themselves.

No. 28496

>>28460
All women should die tbh fam

No. 28498

>>28488
she sounds like a cunt, honestly. is she better than you at playing or is she just being a bitch? do you now know how to tune your own guitar?

No. 28499

>>28496
But then I will never find a gf.

No. 28500

>>28499
That's the ideal though.

No. 28501

Seems like the majority of posters here are robots…

No. 28505

>>28496
this lad speaks the #truth

No. 28514

>>28498

In terms of playing ability, I am better. She was frustrated because she tuned my guitar before we went onstage, but I just assumed she was offering because she wanted to. Otherwise, I was going to do it myself.

No. 28518

>be ex-robot
>just socially inept, still a nice guy, no hate for people
>find this place, browse, trying to keep attention away from me being a guy
>try to adapt to board culture

>r9k keeps trying to "raid" to prove some point

>makes things way worse for me and the ex-bots here who cause no trouble
>people think I'm some woman hating shithead if I mention I used to be a bot

fuck man

No. 28523

>>28518
We don't care what board you come from anon. It's fine.

No. 28526

>>28523
thanks fam

No. 28528

>>28484
yeah but that's basically what proto-chan's humor was, the memes will grow danker with time

No. 28531

>>28518

We love and accept you Anon.
Join us, we're fragrant.

No. 28537

>>28518
Nice white-knighting m8. A girl will definitely suck your dick now if you haven't cut it off already

No. 28539

who here /Nazi/

we need to exterminate the jews

No. 28541

>>28518
pathetic

No. 28543

>>28484
why would anyone want to browse this board then

there arnt even many nigger hate threads

No. 28547

why is there a containment thread
this is /b it should be random with no containment threads

No. 28553

>>28539
We need to exterminate women, Jews, and any savages from all other races.

Then life will be better.

No. 28556

>>28553
niggers cause the most rapes so if we get rid of them women dont need to be scared in public

lolcow should jump on board with us

No. 28557

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>>28518
>I've totally changed girls.
>T-those robots are so b-bad amirite?
>I'm a nice guy, I swear!

No. 28558

>>28556
Niggers are savages from African races. They may comprise most of it but still some Africans can become civilized.

No. 28560

>>28488
I can't stand people like that. Honestly if I was your friend I wouldn't be able to help but tell her off, she shouldn't take out her anger on you.

No. 28567

>>28558
still some Africans can become civilized
true but many of them are ghetto niggers or stupid african niggers

No. 28568

is this the thread where i can talk about my nigger obsession and how i need them to all die LIKE RIGHT NOW THEY ALL NEED TO DIE LIKE LIGHT THEM ON FIRE STOP THE RAPING

No. 28569

>>28568
no im starting a nigger hate general soon on here

for now you can come to my nazi thread
>>>/b/28564

No. 28579

>>28568
>>28569
You're gonna have to bundle those all into >>28516, friends

No. 28580

Sup everyone. Friendly r9bro here. Ask me anything.

No. 28582

>>28580
We're all from /r9k/ in this thread. This website feels like some kind of bizaro /r9k/.
I want to wake up.

No. 28586

>>28579

this is random though
i can separate one into a nazi thread and another into a nigger hate thread

they're separate things so they deserve separate threads

No. 28591

>>28579

Hey mods, you really need to go and head on over to /g/..

No. 28593

>>28591
((2+4)*2)/2+2chan seems to have found you

No. 28597


No. 28661

filthy scum

No. 28675

>>28543
I browse lolcow cause this is one of the few female chans (well, the only one that I know of). It's just nice to have a place to post things without all that "tits or gtfo roastie" any time you post anything that could even lightly hint at not being male.

I never browsed PULL, I don't know nor care for all the white weeaboos trying to make it in Japan, I've no idea who half ofthese people mentioned here are. I just like girltalk in general

No. 28682

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Lmfao 8chan banned your admin.

The coding on this site is fucking sick though. Good job

No. 28684

>>28682
It was only a 3 minute ban. I didn't plan to make another post after that, even before the ban.

No. 28687

>>28684
Do you have to wave your dick fucking everywhere? We know you post, just take off your ##ADMINLOOKATME tag already

No. 28694

>>28687
I don't publicly post much on boards here outside of /meta/. Anyone could impersonate me easily without the capcode, which is why I use it.

But you're right in that I really had no need to write anything in this thread or reply to >>28682. I'm just tired and on edge from cleaning up spam all day. I generally try not to attention whore.

No. 28705

>>28694
>im tired so thats my excuse to keep attention whoring
>continues to do it


How about you leave now?

No. 28730

>>28687
>>28705
what the hell is wrong with you? the admin posting with tag is not attention whoring. you're more attention whoring than anyone else with your flagrant antagonizing.

No. 28734

You robots are so alpha and manly, I'm really attracted to you guys from /r9k/.

No. 28737

>>28705
>How dare the admin of this anime forum make himself known
You'd be shitting yourself if moot posted on your poor excuse of a board one day, faggot. Get fucked.

No. 28752

>>28705
Oh go cuck yourself, you sweaty fucking autism worshipping cow. Admin doesn't attention whore; they just give enough of a shit to try to clean up this board even when we are raided by women-hating, race war holier-than-thou faggots like you.

No. 28785

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Dear god, is this what passes for a channel?

There is zero OC here, nothing but a circlejerk over degenerates on the internet who don't matter outside of the blog they own.

I expected no less.

No. 28790

>>28785
Dylan Moran is such a qt

No. 28792

>>28785
Yeah, it's so much better to have your 21619222th thread about Eggman or not having a girlfriend or some overdone, unfunny maymay.
You're miles ahead of us. You should go back to your obviously superior venue. We wouldn't want to waste your precious shitpost time, anon.

No. 28812

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>>28792
>You're miles ahead of us.

We know.

No. 28813

>>28812
So why are you still here?

No. 28816

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>>28813
It's always interesting observing the mentally ill.

No. 28817

>>28567
>thinking Africans and niggers are the same
>not knowing about the hate between niggers and Africans

No. 28819

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If women want to be taken seriously, they need to start detaching themselves from the emotions that drive every action they make.

Work longer and harder.

Take bigger risks.

I'm about as a normalfag as you can get, and It's clear the man handicap for women are your "feelings"

No. 28820

>>28819

It's funny because men seem to think that the female crutch is how "emotional" we are when most of this board is pretty much morbidly numb or dead inside whereas places like /r9k/ and /sp/ are a cesspool of emotional little man-children crying about their fee-fees and how they don't want to live anymore because Stacey spurned them.

No. 28821

>>28816
So film yourself for a few days and watch it.

No. 28824

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>>28820
What resides here is not numbness or emptiness, but a hatred for ones self so deep it is oozing from the seams.

>>28821(Here is a classic example)

No. 28825

Why are the bulk of robots such whiny little babies.

They have complained since forever about the female presence on /r9k/ and as soon as they hear about our bastion they all immediately come rushing over.
They can't control themselves at all can they? They desire, no, NEED the female attention. Pathetic.

No. 28826

>>28824

m8 where exactly do you think you are.

No. 28828

>>28785
There will be OC guaranteed, it's just a matter of how dank it is.

No. 28829

>>28825
Some want more purpose, need, and depth in their lives.

No. 28830

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>>28825
I have never visited or posted on /r9k/ on either half or full channel.

We can understand you have been unfairly treated on untreated by those close to you(Father, Mother, Sisters, Brothers, Friends or lack of) but it's time to get over that silly stuff and be happy, you deserve it.

No. 28832

>>28825
you seem bitter as fuck tbh

No. 28833

>>28832
It's true tho. Not the same anon, but robots are pathetic, they should all do the world a fucking favor and shoot themselves in the head.

No. 28834

>>28833
You're a female, you pose zero threat to even the weakest examples of man.

No. 28836

>>28833
>taking /pol/ or /r9k/ entirely seriously

you're an idiot, which isn't suprising cuz ur female :^) :^)

No. 28838

Robots are the niggers of men.

No. 28839

>>28838
Niggers are the niggers of humanity.

No. 28841

>>28838
no niggers are the niggers of men

No. 28842

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>>28838
>haha we are so much better than them cuz we were raped by daddy and r pretty nothings my fault

YOU ARE TWO SIDES OF THE SAME FUCKING COIN
ROBOTS ARE SCHIZOID/AUTISTIC
YOU ARE HISTRIONIC/NARCISSISTIC
You and pretty much every other person who posts on this board is a garbage human being. You people are the epitome of basic bitches, except with more mental disorders. That's not what makes you garbage tho, what makes you garbage is you never take responsibility for your fucking problems long enough to actually fucking change.

No. 28843

>>28474

Any takers for me? ;_;

No. 28844

>>28842
Incredible amount of projecting and assuming, friend. Chip on your shoulder is weighing you down.

No. 28845

>>28844
I would bet my right fucking lung that 60% of the cosplay community has a cluster B personality disorder, and that 30% have bipolar or schizophrenia. The main hobby focused on here is based on vanity, but keep spinning yourself lies.
Top fucking kek m8, keep clinging to your pathetic delusions.

I've seen a shit ton of people blame everyone but themselves for their problems, obsess over stupid pointless identity politics, and bitch about the pettiest fucking things. Most of you probably have shitty vindictive personalities, just like robots would if they had friends. Not to mention your memes fucking suck bruh.

No. 28849

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>>28842
I agree with the picture only

No. 28852

>>28496
This tbh

No. 28854

>>28845
>Not to mention your memes fucking suck bruh.

Women as a whole are unoriginal to begin with, now imagine the bleakest % condensed.

No. 28856

I'm not from r9k, I'm from 8chan. Im not trying to raid, I had some legit questions for the posters on this board.

I've made four threads so far, well two threads repeated here and on /g/. I went off and did some chores and when I got back they'd all 404'd.

I can't imagine they'd have rolled off the board that quickly, so what rule could I possibly have broken to get them deleted?

No. 28857

>>28557
It would be one thing if /r9k/ didn't become the circlejerking cancer that is now, but it kind of did.

No. 28859

>>28591
>go to /g/
>perfectly normal

I wish we had mods like this on halfchan. Just last week, the last 3 pages of /v/ and /tv/ had to be erased because the mods were so slow when a raid happened.

No. 28864

What is a robot thread and why do people keep using robot pics?

No. 28867

>>28864
Robots, socially akward guys.

We are here to find gfs.

P-pls be my gf

No. 28869

French qt robot reporting in
who /qt gf/ here?

No. 28870

>>28869
speak french 2 me pls

No. 28871

>>28870
Je n'ai jamais voulu quitter ce monde seul
Je n'ai jamais voulu faire de mal à ceux qui m'entourent

No. 28872

>>28869
P-pls be my gf

No. 28873

>>28871
kek

oh btw are you french or canadian

No. 28876

>>28873
Francefrog french

No. 28877

>>28876
interesting~
why are you a robot? D:

No. 28878

>>28871
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi

No. 28879

This whole thread is a joke. Love it.

No. 28880

>Looking for a 6/10 girl with low self esteem

No. 28882

>>28877
I'm socialy akward and >tfw no gf

No. 28883

>>28882
ummm lol ok
do you have any hobbies besides r9k though

No. 28884

>>28883
Fapping

No. 28885

>>28883
Yes, video games
I also play guitar
So are you my gf now?

No. 28886

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I'd date any girl on here who wasn't extremely overnight honestly

No. 28887

>>28886
*overweight

No. 28888

>>28886
>shitskin
Kek

No. 28889

>>28885
je suis un homme :P

No. 28890

>>28889
If you really do prefer black guys like you said, luckily for you one posted, go for it.
>>28886

No. 28891

>>28889
Toujourstoutseul.jpg
Pourquoi vivre?

No. 28893

>>28891
wait can you space out the picture name
google translate only works if the words are spaced out LOL

No. 28894

>>28893
lol
toujours tout seul -> foreveralone

No. 28895

>>28894
merci
i'm sure you'll find a girl somehow

No. 28896

>>28895
I don't think so, i lost all hope
But thanks

No. 28900

Bump

No. 28902

I want to milk a lolcow!

No. 28903

No gfs here bros. We are doomed
Collective suicide anyone?

No. 28910

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>>28903
>coming here to find m'lady
stay pleb, tad/pol/

No. 28912

>>28903
Just be yourself :^)

No. 28914

>>28912
i am already myself
now what

No. 28915

>>28914

Don't be ugly, have 6 figure salary, have an 8 incher, be 6'+, extraverted, big social circle. It's the minimum.

No. 28916

>>28915
I have litteraly none of it
Fuck
Any advice?

No. 28918

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What are you listening people?

No. 28919

>>28916

Commit sudoku, jokes aside it's just luck to find a decent girls. Don't try to find one in a club or something, basic logic. Don't try to hit on someone out of your league.

No. 28920

>>28919
Oh fug, you think the cgl girls here are out of our league?

No. 28921

>>28920

Don't know, never seen any of them. I came here before r9k found out about it, I just post sometimes to get advice on girls etc. There are some sweet ones, crazy ones like in real life. It's a mix mate.

No. 28922

>>28920
no but they think so, which basically has the same result

>>28918

No. 28923

Exactly what problem are you hoping to solve by finding girlfriends? I would like some genuine introspection here.

No. 28924

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>>28923
Loneliness?

No. 28925

>>28923
To have love?
Happiness?

No. 28926

>>28923
Loneliness. Nothing else

No. 28927

>>28923

Loneliness, having someone to share my life with and maybe some motivation to solve other fuck ups.

No. 28928

File: 1440166620175.png (87.64 KB, 308x231, alanmoore-756522.png)

>>28925
>>28924
>>28926
You're being dishonest with me and with yourselves. You can find companionship with other men or with animals. I really want you to dig deep and find the real answer here.

No. 28929

>>28928
Only a gf can bring you affection

No. 28930

>>28928
>You can find companionship with other men or with animals.
except for the fact I'm not gay and I can't share thoughts or feelings with animals

>the real answer here

loneliness

No. 28932

>>28930
Being in a relationship only replaces loneliness with resentment in the long term. The first few months are great when you're at it like rabbits, but soon you begin to dislike their irritating habits. It builds up to a pathological hatred and you wish you were single again.

No. 28934

>>28928
Neither a man nor an animal cannot give me the sex I need. Which is heterosexual sex.

No. 28938

File: 1440168749022.jpg (20.22 KB, 396x347, id hit it.JPG)

If this is any of you, I'll give you more heterosexual sex you could ever desire. Even backdoor.

No. 28939

>>28932
Relationships are overated, blah blah. The majority of my friends are happy with their so. Even more painfull to watch

No. 28940

>>28939
They say they are, but when they break up they'll tell you the truth. I pretend I'm happy with mine, but I'm not. You stay together because you don't want to be alone, when being alone is better but you can't be arsed to deal with the temporary feelings of being crushed.

No. 28941

http://b8chan.com/thread/3893031/https-lolcow-farm-g.html

I guess they're posting us on 8cuck now, too

No. 28943

Men do not fall in love just saying
They also don't empathize or feel guilt

No. 28945

>>28941
Nobody at lolcow actually gives a fuck about raids and trolls. But, yknow, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No. 28946

>>28940
No. They are my friends, i saw them happy and unhappy. I know when they are. Even if you were right, i could deal with some relationships issues. Still better than loneliness

No. 28947

>>28946
Dating sites?

No. 28948

>>28943
got pumped and dumped roastie?

No. 28949

>>28947
Dating sites don't work for men. You send hundred of messages, a few girls answer, and suddenly stop talking to you
Still a mystery for me

No. 28956

>>28949
Let me spell it out for you:
>you're unfortunately ugly/creepy looking
>you're painfully uninteresting or autismo
>you have no meaningful life goals and are a leech
>you're all of the above

My source to back it up?
>took a picture of a skinny, yet attractive, ex guy friend with long hair
>worded an interesting profile with a couple hobbies
>said he was in college studying (and it was true)
Girls still message that fake profile and favorite it to this day in notifications I get inside my spam folder. Never responded to them once and they still flock to it.
Face it, you suck at being a man and that's why women don't want you. Accept your genetic and personal failure and get a dog.

No. 28958

>>28948
I'm not a slut I'm just saying that the men who whine about this shit are full of it

No. 28959

>>28949
Activity clubs? They'd have similar interests.

No. 28964

Jeez, I haven't checked the site in over a week and there's STILL a containment thread up. I really thought the robots would have either lost interest and/or properly integrated with the normal userbase by now. For a group that regularly mocks people for being special snowflakes online, it's pretty telling that they haven't managed to fit in with the natives yet.

No. 28969

>>28964
People are re-posting it on /r9k/ and 8chan now.
>whine about females on 8chan
>raid female board on different site when it gets made

No. 28974

>>28969
Really? I'm a robot myself, but I haven't seen any threads on r9k since the original one where OP posted caps from lolcow and it led to the first expedition over here.

No. 28975

>>28934
you don't need sex. if you have it on your mind all the time and are desperate for it, girls are going to notice and leave.

No. 28976

>>28974
/r9k/ had like 5 lolcow threads up last night taking pictures of the posts they make here and getting mad about them.

No. 28977

>>28934

I think we're making progress.

Why do you "need" sex? Why do women have to supply it? Is there anything about them that makes them a necessity besides having a hole you can fuck?

>>28932
I don't go that far. I see relationships as being for people whose lives are so good and easy that they have to create additional problems for themselves just to spice things up. /r9k/ is putting the cart before the horse.

No. 28978


No. 28980

File: 1440171268565.png (8.04 KB, 779x106, LOLLLL.png)

L-O-L

No. 28981

>>28976
>>28978
Wow, I completely missed those. I guess that's a decent excuse for still needing a containment thread.

So now a question for the original residents of this site; have you seen a noticeable change in the level of quality of activity on here outside of the containment threads since we first checked this place out?

No. 28982

>>28980
Christian destroyed his own life, though… Milking him made him feel special, if anything.

No. 28983

>>28981
I find robots tend to post very weak bait and make themselves known very fast. They tend to immediately try to derail threads and get as much attention as possible. Post quality drops when you guys come here.

No. 28984

>>28982

He really did. The first time his nudes leaked I sent him an encouraging email and suggested taking a break from the internet, and above all stop trusting strangers on the internet.

Years later I was browsing sonichu.com and learned that hundreds of people have done that and he ignored every last one of them.

No. 28985

>>28983
S-Sorry…

The irony is delicious, though.

No. 28987

>>28980
This is hilarious. Defending Chris in 2015 is a whole new level of devil's advocate. Reminds me of the robot here crying about us being too mean to women but how it'd be justified and okay if /r9k/ did the same thing.

No. 28988

>>28986
fat tummy

No. 28990

>>28988
I'm bulking but yeah

No. 28992

>>28990
Don't bulk, girls like slender muscles. Fat fucks with weak muscles are a dime in a dozen.

No. 28993

>>28986
You are pretty, but no woman would ever fuck a robot.

No. 28995

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>>28992
now why would you lie to the poor guy like that?
pic related it's you

No. 28996

>>28992
b-but I want to get big and then get cut

>>28993
I'm not a robot. Someone linked this site on 8chan and I didn't want to diminish post quality here so I posted in the containment thread.

No. 29005

File: 1440176464501.jpg (132.74 KB, 937x881, bfcoupon.jpg)

pls be my gf, femanon

No. 29006

>>28825
This is an anonymous board. If a robot weren't whining, you wouldn't be able to differentiate him from a regular poster.

No. 29008

>>28943
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

No. 29017

Boy here

I haven't spoken to a girl outside my family for as long as I can remember

Would like to speak to a girl to sate my curiosity

Pls respond we can talk here about anything at all I just want to communicate with a girl and share something, even if it is just a conversation

No. 29031

>>28867
How do you make a robot appear in your post?

No. 29051

File: 1440184220504.jpg (119.12 KB, 1024x752, 1427780847066.jpg)

>tfw no gf to get high while cuddling under milky way while listening space ambient

No. 29053

why the fuck are robots and maleanons grouped into the same thread? I have no fucking idea what r9k is and was, and never will

No. 29060

>>29053
Both are unwanted tbh

No. 29062

>>29060
epin smh tbh fam lad fml ikr?

No. 29066

>>28843

You sound familiar. Does your name start with a D by any chance?

No. 29067

>>29066

lol i think i know who you're talking about

No. 29069

>>29067

But the person I'm thinking of said he would never date through a chan again. Are you his ex?

No. 29072

>>29069

nope, just met someone on here with a name that starts with D

No. 29088

>>28474
will you put on a maid dress?

No. 29089

>>29088

Not the person you're replying to but yes

No. 29103

File: 1440189787250.jpg (264.31 KB, 807x1013, 1435509111671.jpg)

>tfw having a panic attack after two weeks

Just when I think I'm okay, it comes back.I can't take it anymore, I'm about to go insane because of this shit, I'm always on and off on meds and they don't Do shit for it. I used to be a positive, normal guy but this fucking shit ruined my life, made up me in to the shell of a men I am today. I just can't take it anymore, when is this shit gonna go away?

No. 29105

>>29103

drugs r only good used recreationally tbh

every day is bad

too much of ANYTHING is bad

No. 29107

>>29105

Some people recommended weed or other relaxing stuff but it's not working. It's not going away.

No. 29123

>>29107

some people are shit tbh

you might have to accept there's nothing you can do

but dont listen to me

i dont even know you

this is just some random cunt (me i mean)

No. 29126

>>28977
>Why do you "need" sex?
That's just the way humans evolved, to need sex.
>Why do women have to supply it?
They need not, just as none need to supply food, clothing, shelter, social activity or anything else to anyone. What is your point?
>Is there anything about them that makes them a necessity besides having a hole you can fuck?
I'd imagine that the factor is more psychological, and this is the reason that most people are not voluntarily celibate (as priests and nuns are), and why they develop mental illnesses when deprived of sex.

No. 29134

>>28825
I came here because I was surprised that such a space as this existed. That there existed women who seriously believed that they faced similar challenges to those that robots face. Reading your boards showed me that it was just that, a belief, with their own confessions contradicting it. This place is just another tumblr, and it reminds me of how feminists like to paint themselves as victims, even as they victimise others. That this board was created to torment Chris-chan, as another mentioned earlier, does not surprise me. The persistent harassment from the GOON swarm, Tumblr, Twitter feminists and other similar agents, even as their users claimed to be innocent little women who are in a pitiable situation, does not seem very unlike what happened/is happening here. Ultimately, this place is just another Tumblr, in chan layout and anonymous posting.

No. 29135

>>29126

If you do not get sex, you will not die. Now, it's alright to crave it, we all have urges.

But I wanted you to really think about specifically what needs you think are not being met and specifically how a woman is going to meet them.

Again, not passing judgement, just asking for a little soul-searching here. I don't think you guys will ever be happy as long as you aren't honest with yourselves.

No. 29136

I DON'T FUCKING GET IT

WHY CAN'T WE JUST L;OVE EACH OTHER IF YOU GOD DAMN WOMEN ARE SO STARVED FOR LOVE

ILL LOVE ANYONE WITH A VAGINA

ANYONE

ITS NOT EVEN ABOUT THE BODY OR THE VAGINA ITS JUST ABOUT THEM BEING A WOMAN THAT I WANT TO LOVE BECAUSE THEYRE A WOMAN

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANT A WOMAN TO LOVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No. 29137

>>29136
Even the most pathetic woman has some standards

No. 29143

how does it feel you femanons made me legit cry because of your rudeness and bullying? How can you justify yourelves, women, being complete, utter bitter assholes? Do you even care at all?

No. 29146

>>29137

they dont fucking know me

im a moderately attractive man

No. 29151

>>29146
Prove it faggot.

No. 29153

>>29151

>post picture on a board full of women


yeah get fucked

im not taking the first step in such hostile territory

No. 29162

I have a question. Do you men want one girlfriend or to be popular with women in general?

Are you in your teens, 20's, or older?

No. 29163

>>29143

Do we care? About as much as anybody wise 4chan does.

Why should we?

No. 29164

>>29162
I want the one true permanent christian girlfriend/wife in my life and I don't want to be a degenerate manwhore who sleeps around for fun
I'm in my 20s

No. 29165

>>29162
Me personally, I don't exactly want a harem. Just one girl.
In my teens, 18 to be exact.

No. 29166

>>29135
>If you do not get sex, you will not die.
This is the same about everything in life except air, food and water.
>Now, it's alright to crave it, we all have urges.
Just like people who have no clothes crave for clothes, those who have no home crave for a roof over their heads, those who have no money crave for just enough money for the next day.
>But I wanted you to really think about specifically what needs you think are not being met and specifically how a woman is going to meet them.
For me, specifically? None. I am in the class of people I mentioned before, like priests and nuns, and I can go on being a virgin for my entire life. I can also completely isolate myself from human contact for several months (which I have done before), seeing literally no human beings, with no perceived negative effects at all. But this resilience is not usual. Just like social contact and sex are normal things, lack of these is abnormal. Very abnormal. And the average person is going to go literally crazy when deprived of such.
>I don't think you guys will ever be happy as long as you aren't honest with yourselves.
If it is involuntary celibacy that is making someone's life miserable, then of course sex will make them happy. Just like if crippling debt is what makes someone miserable, then enough money to pay off the debt and buy enough food will make such a person happy. Someone like you saying that a robot is going to be unhappy and does not really need sex is like if I went to a homeless beggar and told him that he does not really need money and he would be unhappy regardless.

No. 29167

>>29160
I cant speak for others, but i'd say just one, long term love is best love.

I have loved before,just once so i know what im missing and there is currently someone i'm interested in but it doesnt seem very mutual lol

In the meantime i just use r9k as a support group to vent.

No. 29168

>>29163
because maybe you're not comfortable with being assholes, or are you? Do you take joy in the suffering of others? Are you sadistic? Do you like to hurt others? I'm male btw, I just can't believe you girls are so utterly bitter and harsh

No. 29169

>>29168
Are they really that harsh? Or are you just a child who takes things too seriously on the internet, on a site similar to 4chan of all places! Guy btw.

No. 29170

File: 1440195374702.jpg (238.9 KB, 1280x720, P_20150815_173956.jpg)

Good night people, dont let your hate swallow you.

No. 29171

>>29135
Not him, but I want a woman so I can experience life with someone else. My existence as a pretend normalfag is incredibly lonely, because none of my friends can understand the way I think and perceive the world. There used to be one girl who did but it's incredibly complicated and I had to move on from her.
I want a gf like that. One who gets me, one that I can talk to about my feelings.

Maybe if I got a gf I could have a reason to live. Day to day I go to class or get shitfaced, but for what purpose? I feel like a character Edward Norton would play. My existence is empty and devoid of real drive for a higher achievement.

If having kids is the ultimate purpose in life then getting into a relationship with a girl is a step in the right direction.

>>29153
I did it >>28986
Do it you fag.

No. 29172

>>29169
oh boy the "cyberbulling isn't real" argument. It's very real and I've just been affected by that very harassment. You can't just block it out. And now my week has been fucking ruined
Get out moron

No. 29173

>>29089
Alright. You've piqued my interest. I'll be your gf.

No. 29174

>>29168
To be fair they probably have a reason for feeling that way.
I recall that thread about a girl in uk that had a series of shit experiences, the last one being a guy dragging her away to be raped, barely managing to escape.
Its a pity they cant carry guns as i said in that thread.

Its hard to have sympathy after these kinds of events even if they logically understand otherwise.
Just human nature.
Though i suspect the majority of it is not that serious and instead just got pumped and dumped by chads lol

No. 29175

>>29172
Are you twelve?

No. 29176

I like how there's arrows leading to the top and bottom easily that's a good feature.

No. 29177

>>29171

Because you're retarded

>>29173

I'm a boy

No. 29178

>>29177
I'm a grill.

No. 29179

>>29178
Propane or charcoal?

No. 29180

>>29178
Are you seriously only interested in him because he'll dress up like a girl? Lol

No. 29181

>>29180
Yes

>>29179
Propane

No. 29182

>>29178

How do we get this whole loving each other thing going because I'm prepared to do it

No. 29183

>>29182
send photo

No. 29184

>>29166
>Just like social contact and sex are normal things, lack of these is abnormal.

It sounds like you want a girlfriend to prove that you're normal and not inferior to other guys.

>If having kids is the ultimate purpose in life then getting into a relationship with a girl is a step in the right direction.


Do you actually want children, or is this something you think about because a lot of other people have children and you want to fit in? Did you maybe watch a wholesome TV show like Little House on the Prairie and wish you had a family like that?

No. 29185

>>29183
>>29183

But can't you love me for the skirt wearing person I am without pictures? I don't want to send any pictures. Not yet at least. I don't want our love for each other to be based on something so superficial. The whole skirt/dress wearing thing is just like something to get us on the same page y'know? But now that we're in love we're set for smooth sailing.

No. 29186

>>29185
You have to prove to me you'll wear the dress for me to love you.

No. 29187

>>29186

Can't I prove it somewhere not as public as this? Or do you want me to humiliate myself? Now that we love each other we are an extension of each other, and if I am humiliated, you are also at least partially humiliated, as you love me and care for me now.

No. 29188

>>29187
Yeah, do it. I can handle the humiliation. Post photo. I wanna be humiliated.

No. 29189


No. 29190

>>29188

I cannot and as you love and care for me you should take my feelings into consideration also.

We will continue to communicate here for the next 2-3 months before I reveal a physically identifying image of myself. Then we may each do that.

No. 29192

>>29177
seems like you're the retarded one here. Why so beta? It's a fucking alt chan for girls, forgo your privacy if you want to get laid.

No. 29193

>>29192
>>29192

>get laid

>over the internet

thats not how it works m8

No. 29194

>>29184
I hate children, but I want to continue my family's bloodline and keep my race alive.

That said, I'd love to have a daughter and teach her to shoot and stuff when she's a teenager.

No. 29195

>>29193
Other anons have done it. Hell even my best friend did it last year on 8chan.

No. 29196

>>29193

i took a nerd's virginity that i met online, a+ do recommend if you like having beta slaves

No. 29197

>>29196
>pegging
No ty

No. 29198

>>29194
you hate kids but probably want a daughter so you can fuck her when she becomes a teen

No. 29199

where is vyro the fagmaster at?

im looking out for you, you fucking pedo.

No. 29200

>>29198
Is that what he said?

No. 29201

File: 1440198556496.jpg (65.35 KB, 500x402, 0000k837.jpg)

>>29194

You know, Cass is my waifu too but I don't know if I'd want her as a daughter.

No. 29204

This is a long shot but let's try it.

Any qt christian grill in here that wants to have family and live a simple life with me?

No. 29230

>2015
>using 4cuck
>thinking it's not reddit

No. 29235

File: 1440206786961.jpg (12.61 KB, 235x192, 1362820842343.jpg)

>>28460
just came here from /r9k/ to say that you women are being too lenient here. Ban them all before it becomes unsalvageable.
Protect what you have before there's nothing left to protect. Learn from our example(USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST)

No. 29236

>>29204
Please drink a glass of bleach.

No. 29237

>>29198
That is absolutely not true. Why would I want to fuck my own children? That's gross.

>>29201
Having a daughter to shape into a tomboy just seems like fun to me.

No. 29238

>>29235

This is the best ban I've ever seen.

No. 29243

>>29238
How do you know they are banned?

No. 29244

>>29243
Just a hunch.

No. 29245

>>29243
If you're relying on the thread auto-updater it won't re-update previous posts that are edited or deleted. You have to refresh the thread.

No. 29247

>>29245
Oh ok, i just have this tab open since forever and it auto updates yeah.

No. 29254

>>29017
wow thats sad

No. 29255

>>29017
how long is as long as you can remember? Because I like to think my situation is a bit similar

No. 29256

>>29255
wow thats sad too

No. 29275

>>28886
Pls date me lolcow girls

No. 29277

>>28886
why do guys not understand that most girls dont like just seeing naked guys like this

it's so weird and skeevy and out of place why would you do this

No. 29279

>>29277
How the fuck would I know? I'm only doing what I would want to see. Women don't ever talk to me.

No. 29284

>>29279
just, don't do that. present yourself like a normal person. unlike men, women that aren't stupidly generic aren't immediately interested in the sexualized version of yourself.

No. 29285

>>29279

So when you see a chick post half-nudes, you aren't thinking that she'd be too slutty to be good relationship material?

No. 29289

>>29285
Perhaps not. But women tend to be hypergamous sluts anyways, no offense, so I thought this would be the best way to appeal to them. In all honesty, no woman is truly worth dating for the sake of companionship. I've given up the hopes of finding a pure companion at this point.
I just want to be able to get fugged by some whore tbh.

No. 29290

>>29289
you haven't spoken to them, know nothing of what they'd want, but you decide that all of them aren't worth dating for the sake of companionship? please stop. you're not as smart as you think you are, and i'm cringing so hard.

No. 29291

>>29290
While I haven't spoken to them, I've seen them. Seen what they do.
Actions speak louder than words, sir reddit.
They aren't companions.

No. 29292

>>29291
You've got pretty high standards for a nigger. Simultaneously claiming no women is pure enough for you while begging desperately for easy fux from any whore under 300lbs? You're not companion material either, you narcissist.

No. 29293

File: 1440228915046.jpeg (11.68 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpeg)

Cool your jets there, NEGaduck.

No. 29294

>>29292
Keep crying whiteknight/butthurt slut

No. 29295

Look, if you really thought that there are no suitable women, you'd have taken the plunge and gone to a proper whore already.

This reverse psychology tactic is as common as it is ineffective. You probably know that and are just flustered right now because your pic didn't get the reaction you wanted. Take a breather and try to relax.

No. 29305

File: 1440235700331.jpg (49.9 KB, 441x413, krytenski.jpg)

>>29294
>literally whiteknighting a nigger

k

No. 29306

I assume that none of the pictures here are actual pictures of the poster

No. 29308

>>29306

Ones in the old thread were real I think.

No. 29319


No. 29321

>>29051

iktfb

No. 29335

File: 1440255622810.jpg (53.14 KB, 400x400, 1436006651985.jpg)

>started talking to one of you robots privately
>must be malfunctioning because he went on about how he likes obese women only
>describes how he's obese and blames it on women bullying him, so he wants a fat woman so she won't leave him

Are there any lumberjack robots and not just sloppy baby bots who knock over their piss bottles?

No. 29354

>tfw previous thread was kinda comfy
>this one is a hell hole

Feels a bit bad.

No. 29358

>>29335
I know you want to be one of the guys but you're just fueling cancer. Dont talk to them idiot.

No. 29359

>>29335
Robots are broken people. You know how guys say "don't stick your dick in crazy"? It works both ways. I should know, I made the mistake of loving a crazy girl and it was a terrible ride.
Anyone who goes on /r9k/ is putting themselves in an extremely toxic environment for their mental health. The lowest point in my life was when I browsed there in 2013.
They aren't your average neurotic person, their antisocial behavior is constantly reinforced by their fellow robots, and they return to their board because it's all they feel they have left.

That said I'm >>28986 so not lumberjack but not fat either and I'd be willing to have some adult horseplay given you're average/above and not a landwhale. I live in Florida.

No. 29361

>>29359

Agree, I've been r9k free for 1.5 months and I already feel so much better now. Got a job, some friends and real hobbies. 4chan as a whole other than some hobby and self improvement boards(even they are toxic specially /fit/)are shit. I'm trying other places to hang out in my free time but looks like bitterness and hatred spreaded everywhere on internet.

No. 29367

>>28980
Oh how I wish I was a psychopath. Life would be so much simpler.

No. 29368

How does current r9k compare to wzardchan?

No. 29370

>>29359

florida? crazy by default, no one fuck this guy

No. 29371

>>29367
I don't doubt a fair number of lolcow users are sociopaths. The confessions thread was a little gut-wrenching to be honest.

I wish we would just slather this whole continent with napalm and light a match. It would be much faster.

No. 29372

>>29370
I was about to say the same thing. Nearly all the worst, most autismal things and people from America happen to be from Florida.

No. 29375

>>29370
More just melancholy and slightly narcissistic/sociopathic i.e. the average chan user.

I'd be more worried about femanons tbh because all of them that I've met irl so far have been autismo or something is seriously wrong with them.
>>29372
I've only assaulted someone once and it was because of a very heated argument about gumbo.

No. 29384

>>29335
Robots are fucked up people. Among the most fucked are those who trip, though tripfags are less common there now. I actually used a trip there at some point, too, but I was literally a mentally ill 14 year old shut-in who made shitpost on top of shitpost, which says even more about how retarded and sick in the head you have to be to use a handle on an anonymous board.
>added some "popular" tripfag on Skype (he was actually well respected by robots, if anyone remembers him, he was that guy who used ":3" all the time and circlejerked in the IanBrady/Ricky threads)
>he acts nice at first, but gets overbearing very quickly
>spergs out if I don't respond to his messages within 2 minutes
>pretends to be mad at me for retarded reasons, then laughs at me when I apologize because I "fell for it"
>pressures me into talking to him in Skype calls, then video chat even though I tell him I'm not comfortable
>admits later on that he took screencaps of my face and had them all saved in a folder (this should have been a red flag, but I was dumb and fourteen and he gave me attention. he was fully aware of my age during all this, too)
>says things like "I know you don't owe me anything", but acts as if I do anyway
>one time he tells me he bought a music box and that he wants to send it to me as a gift
>say no because 1)I'm not allowed to give out information like that and 2)I don't like the idea of people just giving me gifts
>he actually gets angry about this
>he makes all these promises to come visit me and travel with me and shit
>says some weird shit about wanting me to "stay innocent"
>tries to coerce me into cybering with him/sending nudes (he'd pull shit like saying "brb one sec"/"ok"/"im back"/"ok"/"i'll come right out and say it - i was masturbating"/"ok"/"what? you don't like talking about sex?", telling me about his fetishes/porn habits and trying to get me to talk about mine, tells me inappropriate shit like some retarded fantasy about fucking me in a hotel room, etc) but I never did (thankfully)
>get too scared to tell him to fuck off, go with whatever he says and just pretend he isn't a massive creep because he's the only online friend I actually have who talks to me frequently
>I reason that I must be the problem for disliking how he acts, and he doesn't do anything wrong because he's ""nice"" to me
>stop using Skype for half a year
>go back to school in this time, stop tripfagging and become less retarded
>all this weighs on me and I finally tell someone
>they confirm this guy is a fucking creep and it's not just me, then advise me to block his ass
>that's literally all I needed to hear
>blocked/10
>selfpost in one thread some months later
>"[SkypeName]? Is that you? I see how it is."
>lmao fuck off
tl;dr: even the most "normal" people on that hellhole of a board tend to be mentally ill fucks and/or pedophiles, stay the hell away

No. 29386

>>29384
You're fucked up for contactfagging with men. Lol are you that desperate?

STOP TRYING TO BE ONE OF THE GUYS RETARDS

No. 29391

>>29386
Considering the whole 14 year old NEET thing, I was pretty desperate for attention, yeah. But I don't contactfag with men lol

No. 29403

File: 1440270964653.jpg (11.12 KB, 251x242, 1417039428000.jpg)

I tried contacting robots a few times but shit always goes to shit. They either immediately go "what do you look like" and obsess about physical stuff, dump all their problems on me like I'm a therapist, or the conversations are just overall awkward

Ehh, but serves me right for trying to bother

No. 29405

question for femanons:
any of you virgin neets who have minimal social contact (let's say only talks with family, is mostly at home and shitposts on imageboards and plays video games)? What's it like? Tell us a bit about you and your life? Since you're not directly, privately, personally chatting with anyone you should be able to open up about this on an anonymous imageboard

No. 29413

>>29405
It's the same as it would be for a male NEET, I think. I fuck around on the internet all day long and hope my parents don't kick me out. I had a nightmare about them telling me to get the fuck out today. I'm not a particularly interesting person, I don't really have aspirations and stuff. I guess I want to make a tulpa to fall in love with, but don't have enough motivation to follow through with it because the process always gets fucked up. I take benadryl recreationally. I don't miss having friends. I don't have any work experience and I have not finished high school. I don't want to live with my parents, but I also don't want to study, don't wan to work and I don't want to have sex, so I don't really have any way to live independently (or get someone to pay for my shit)

No. 29414

>>29413
and how old are you

No. 29417

>>29413
>I take benadryl recreationally.

I used to do that. It started fucking with my vision, making my hands tingle, my feet go numb. After a few times I legit thought I was going to die, so I stopped.

No. 29419


No. 29423

>>29405
I'm 23 living alone with my parents. I mostly just play video games and sleep, keep my room clean and keep up with hygiene despite going out like once a month. About the same as a male NEET, what'd you expect?

No. 29425

>>29413
>I guess I want to make a tulpa to fall in love with
what
elaborate.

No. 29426

>>29423
I'm going to assume you're not as obsessed with fapping and porn as male neets?

No. 29430

>>29426
There are times I don't masturbate for months, it's not something conscious, I just don't think about it. Not completely asexual.

No. 29445

>>29423
some more questions: if you go outside, what for, therapy? Do you have to help your parents with chores? Do they cook for you? Are you parents mad at your for being a neet? How often do you have conversations with them? Are they mostly serious (about you being a neet and your life) or not(like asking what kind of meal you want to have)? Do you have pets? do you go to sleep at set times or is it random(like do you sometimes wake up at evening and spend the whole night awake, then go to bed in the morning)?
What does your average day look like(something like video games, eat, take a break, sleep, shower, imageboards, sleep, video games and whether there are any consistent patterns or not)? Do you do anything productive or creative on your pc or do you just "leech" and "consume"(do you make any music, do you learn anything via pc like programming, do you draw pictures, or do you just play video games and nothing else etc.)?


sorry if this is creepy, I'm genuinely curious

No. 29446

Fuck you admin-sama. I love you but now I'm really mad at you. You should have let me spam the /r9k/ thread with david gandy. because these hoes on the net are desperate for small white NEET cock or underaged 16 year old nigger cock who think they are NEETS.

No. 29450

>>29445
also I don't want to look like some cringeworthy fedora-tipping guy but I'd be THANKFUL for replies, and am already for any I've got thus far

No. 29454

This is going to sound desperate, but, have any of you femanons told a guy that you weren't interested in him when you actually were? Or maybe you changed your mind later?

A friend of mine I see occasionally said that she wasn't into me like that, but she gets really touchy and cuddly whenever she's drunk. Every time, I think about making a move, but it would be weird given what she told me before. Is she just using me as an emotional replacement or is she getting a kick off seeing me make a move anyway?

I'm asking for opinions here obviously, I know it's hard to say anything without really knowing her.

No. 29463

>>29454

You'd get a more reliable answer out of Yahoo! Answers. Seriously.

No. 29465

>>29235
Guess this site is too independent to take any advice from a man.

No. 29469

File: 1440286182101.jpg (32.88 KB, 500x500, 1423933814247.jpg)

Anyone from France aka the best country in the world here

No. 29471

>>29468
Do you seriously believe this image? If so, you're a fucking retard.

No. 29472

>>29445
I go outside for fast food sometimes or occasionally to buy something for video games. I help with chores and my room is clean. Mom cooks for me. My parents aren't too thrilled but they are coddling and have spoiled me most of my life. I talk to them several times a day, usually small talk, nothing super serious.

I have one cat. My sleep schedule is going to bed at roughly 3-5 AM, get up at 11-12. Average day is wake up, wander around the house for a bit, shower, get on computer, eat and play video games all day while getting up frequently to wander the house or talk to parents. Depending on the games I play I usually alternate between browsing the internet and focusing on a game, I'm still slumming it up with one monitor. I've practiced programming a bit and I've contributed to The Cutting Room Floor website a bit. I also go on Amazon Mechanical Turk to make a little money some days. I typically stay on the computer all day though.

Is that about what you expected? My life's pretty plain.

No. 29479

>>29468
Found the fatty-kun

No. 29480

>>28986
Cute, but it looks like you would want to start a race war, and be the new hitler.

No. 29481

>>28986
You remind me of hitler for some reason

No. 29482

>>29469
>France
>best
pick one
Bent over for nazis
Bending over for niggers

Also fathernity tests are illegal.

No. 29483

>>29405
I don't talk to anyone outside my family apart from friends on online video games. Irl I don't have any friends mainly because I moved so many times I never had time to make friends. Just graduated high school pretty much just sit at home by myself everyday. Been trying to get a job for 3 months.

No. 29495

File: 1440290585948.jpg (27.28 KB, 344x294, 1439410995690.jpg)

>>29482
>fathernity

No. 29496

Looking for gf

>age

22
>weight
156 pounds
>height
5'8 (and a half)
>job/career
Work as a waiter as a restaurant. Otherwise, play shows as a musician and have a few musical projects going on. One semester away from finishing my Bachelor's degree
>location
British Columbia, Canada
>Impress sexual attributes
I've been told I have a nice ass, and have been told the same about abs, but I want to work on it as well and get into slightly better shape
>amount of friends you have
Close friends? Maybe 6
>race
Pakistani (born in Canada, however)
>hobbies
Listening to music, playing music, reading interesting articles, writing/pursuing comedy
>skills/talents
The biggest thing is probably my musical ability. I've spent the most amount of time cultivating it
>eye color
The color everyone else has
>hygiene level
Super clean. Shower every day, take care of myself, etc.
>hair style
My hair is usually how it is in this video of mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKzL13tNGrM [Embed]

No. 29497

>>29496
I suppose the girl in the video isn't interested in you?

No. 29498

File: 1440291108158.jpg (32.66 KB, 637x476, smug.JPG)

>>29482

>fathernity

No. 29499

>>29497

Neither of us see each other that way. We've been playing together for a long time, and we value music over everything else, and that's where it hopefully always stay. The hanging out and companionship I got from her is awesome, but I'm looking for someone more my type (shy, etc.).

No. 29500

Go away you disgusting skanks. You sluts aren't tolerated here. All you male posters are just attention whores

No. 29508

>>29505

That guy has a fat fetish, that is not the same.

No. 29510

>>29505
>>29508
actually afaik this girl just paid the guy off to pose in pictures with her

No. 29512

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>>29510

Uh, nope, that is her actual boyfriend.
They have a Youtube channel together.

>>29511


Here you go, they're a legit couple.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3156934/I-think-ve-won-jackpot-Woman-hits-cruel-online-critics-called-boyfriend-fat-ugly-sweet-tribute-thoughtful-hilarious-partner.html

>inb4 Dailyfail


It's all over the net if you search their pics, I cba getting more links.

No. 29514

>>29511
>>29512
oh yeah lol fuck me you guys were right, sorry about that. for some reason i thought i've seen it proven that this guy was like her brother or something but guess not.

anyway i looked her up too
Apparently her youtube name is Dankii909Doll

No. 29515

>>29512

Shit, that article just reminded me I'm really into fat guys. Don't like the one in the article, but as a rule, chubby guys are so cute/hot. Is there even a word for female chasers?

No. 29516

>>29515
>Is there even a word for female chasers?
Yeah, it's called "broken."

No. 29521


No. 29531

>>29515
>grills like this are rare as fuck to the point of hardly existing
God fucking dammit.

No. 29550

File: 1440298032143.jpg (82.83 KB, 960x639, 11665743_995679660471807_13535…)

>>29088

YES. I am the person you replied to. I will put on a maid dress, etc. Whatever you need. Please return and talk to me :)

Any other takers? Pic related is me on left side

No. 29561

>>29550
You have the eyes of a broken man

No. 29563

>>29472
Can I marry you?

No. 29564

>>29561

Bipolar can do that to you :(

No. 29565

>>29496
You're supes cute! I'm a terrible gf prospect though since I don't like sex.

No. 29567

>>29565

I'm not a huge fun of sex myself. I really just like cuddling and talking, etc.

So honestly, that just makes you more of a prospect? You really think I'm cute? I would love to talk to you more

No. 29568

>>29564
Aww jeez I'm sorry man, I'm in the same boat

No. 29569

>>29568

It's okay man, I totally sympathize. It does a number on you that'll make you say things like "I just want someone to hold me for the rest of my life" or something else ;_;

No. 29570

File: 1440299974543.jpg (90.69 KB, 420x320, ra_0706_04a.jpg)

All right, farmer here, who wants me

No. 29571


No. 29579

>>29480
Wait shit this is actually completely accurate. Like dead on. It's a power fantasy that might not happen but still.
>>29481
People say I remind them of a lot of creepy/notorious people.
>>29468
>>29479
I have abs they're just under a layer of fat. I started working out 2 months ago and am bulking at 3000 calories a day.

No. 29580

>>29579
everyone has abs regardless of whether its "under a layer of fat" or not

No. 29581

>>29580
Well, I meant a strong core. Ever since my deadlift hit 265lbs 3X4 I've been able to see the upper and middle ones with the right lighting.

No. 29585

>>29472
thanks. I didn't really expect or guess anything, but yes it doesn't surprise me

No. 29586

>>29496
>>29550

Any takers for me? The one girl that said something positive completely disappeared ;-;

No. 29587

>>29284
>r9k
>normal person

No. 29588

>>29586
Sorry, I'm about to go to bed and I'm kind of running around getting ready for tomorrow. I made a throwaway e-mail if you'd like to talk after I'm up tomorrow? farmer13@lastmail.co
Have a nice night!

No. 29589

>>29588

I'll email you on my throwaway! Thanks :)

No. 29592


>>29504

NUU

No. 29593

>>29579

I was referring to the retard who posted that pic


>Wait shit this is actually completely accurate. Like dead on. It's a power fantasy that might not happen but still.


Why would you admit that now that people know what yu look like lol

No. 29595

>>29579
Even if you don't bulk up Hitler kun, you're still good looking.

No. 29600

Just looking for a lady that know what they are doing in video games that lives in the US
http://steamcommunity.com/id/sometaters/

I don't bite or rage or anything, it's just more fun to play with people who know how to video games.

No. 29601

>>29600
oh jesus christ can you get anymore cringeworthy.

Please never befriend some retarded, obnixous meme-spouter who "ironically" greentexts outside of imageboards

No. 29602

File: 1440313833985.webm (Spoiler Image,6.75 MB, 320x240, 1438797802540.webm)

Femanons,
what do you think of FacialAbuse?

No. 29604

>>29602

It's for puny, pathetic men who find themselves of such low status in society financially, physically, socially, mentally etc. that they attempt to address this by abusing a physically weaker human.

No. 29605


No. 29606

File: 1440314591559.webm (Spoiler Image,4.54 MB, 720x480, 1438920332534.webm)

>>29604
okay, thanks

anyone else have opinions? I'd appreciate it
posting more content just for people to see what it's like

No. 29609

>>29606
it's terrible. i know people say that women are able to make the conscious decision to get into sexwork, but whether or not they're lead to it by financial despair, they're still probably not bright enough or aware enough to be in porn. the risks are woefully under-reported and the few pros there are, are overstated. i don't think them being naive/shortsighted means they deserve abuse.

No. 29610

>>29609
thanks

No. 29616

>>29609
But its empowering lol

No. 29617

>>29616
i will never understand why the "it's liberating" argument was ever taken seriously.

No. 29619

>>29606
Seeing the girl who talked back and left at the end was pretty cathartic. Should've bitten his dick off tbh.
I don't care if it's fake, that guy is fucking irritating and unfunny.

No. 29621

>>29619
>entertaining the thought that it might be fake
aw that's adorable

No. 29623

>>29621
>"What's your name?"
>"Summer Love"
>proceeds to mock her porn star name
>at the end he goes "Sarah, you seriously leaving?"
I'm betting its fake

No. 29624

>>29623
i don't think it's fake. afaik, duke skywalker is just that much of a dick, and the company is very well known for this kind of shit.

No. 29649

>>29601
Oh of course. I'm not looking for a memefriend, just people that are fun to fuck around with in video games.

No. 29652

>>29593
>Why would you admit that now that people know what yu look like lol
You only know what half of my face looks like. I look very different from the side too. Plus this is a girl dominated version of a meme site for Azerbaijani animated sitcoms. I doubt a lot of people saw me.

>>29595
Thank you. Be my Eva Braun?

No. 29660

File: 1440345663504.gif (2.66 MB, 200x113, 1391444860578.gif)

>>29423
>>29430
Holy shit are you me?

>23yo friendless virgin

>live with parents
>neet
>just play video games, clean and try to look nice despite going out maybe once a month tops
>can go months without masturbating

>>29445
In case you're interested in hearing this from a similar neet

>go out grocery shopping once a month

>I do chores without being asked just to keep the house clean
>cook for all three of us just because I enjoy it
>parents are disappointed in me more than anything
>I barely talk to my parents, I spend most of my time in my room
>when we talk it's just about meals, or hinting for me to get a job by complaining about money
>I have a pet
>I sleep like a normie
>what I do changes daily, pretty much what your example was except add cleaning and exercise to the list
>I'm a piece of shit that doesn't do anything productive, have no talents and don't know what I want to do in life

No. 29662

File: 1440346013419.jpg (11.8 KB, 255x196, 1440263816699.jpg)

>>29277
>men actually think we want to see them half naked
>think dick pics are wanted and cause girls to drop their panties
>think masturbating in front of us turns us on
>d-does muh dick turn you on s-slut??

No. 29669

>>29277
>>29662

Yeah not men, only Chad.

No. 29670

>>29669

Dude like more than half of us are bisexual or straight up gay.

Also, yes, surprise, surprise females of our species prefer the physical appearance of men that put a lot of effort into their bodies/aesthetic makeup as opposed to slobs that frequent the likes of /r9k/.

I expect you walk down the street eyefucking landwhales all day right? Because men are like, totally more humble and willing to settle for a 2/10?

No. 29671

>>29292

>you've got pretty high standards for a nigger.


OH FUCK, usually I don't enjoy racism of this capacity but the fact he's come in here, started attentionwhoring with naked pix and then has the audacity to call us whores somehow makes this okay.

>dem intrusive thoughts

No. 29676

>>29669
Any man, you retard.

No. 29677

>>29670
>bisexual
>gay
Where are the gas chambers when you need em?

No. 29682

>>29677

Poor widdle manchild can't handle that women don't want his putrid cock :^)

No. 29683

File: 1440351683732.png (151.21 KB, 892x590, 1438990749921.png)


No. 29698

>>29669
nah. even fatfucks on omegle show their dicks. all guys do this. all sorts of guys think we care.

No. 29716

>>29698
Yeah, I don't get why guys show their dicks all the time. Showing their bank account would get them laid more.

No. 29720

>>28923
my nogf problem.

No. 29730

Can we stop fighting and feel good instead?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCodVbucTbo

No. 29734

Men, I need help.
I started talking to a guy I met on /r9k/. He seems pretty cool. I went to bed and woke up, at the end of the email he sent after I went to sleep was:
>Likewise, it'd be nice to chat again soon if you're keen. I'll chime in with something in a few days or so if you don't beat me to it. Have a good night!
So does this mean I should wait for him to email me?
Or would it be ok to respond to the email now?
I don't want to appear overeager but I don't want to blank him.
What do?
>inb4 he sees this - Hi B.

No. 29738

>>29734
Reply to him. Guys hate feeling like they're the only ones interested.

No. 29741

>>29738
So I can reply now and it won't be weird?
There's stuff like this for dudes:
http://au.askmen.com/dating/doclove_60/88_relationship_expert.html
where you are told to wait so I just figured I would have to do the same thing - wasn't sure when though.

No. 29742

>>29734
wait awhile and if no response email him back

No. 29746

>>29671
tbh I don't think the person who posted that pic was the guy in the picture

No. 29748

>>29716
sad but true

No. 29750

>Find your gfs
How does one even go about it?
Although I don't think I even want a gf at this point…
>tfw stopped believing in love
>tfw yesterday with a stranger girl whom I let sleep at my house we watched an old local romantic comedy
>tfw it was about finding such a happy love
>tfw it'll never happen to you
The girl was a cool nigga tho, she was the kind to laugh and talk all the time but actually be dead inside as well, just like me.

No. 29752

>>29741
You can reply with something acknowledging him, which might remind him he needs to email you.

I personally hate when I have to text/call/email first every time. It makes me feel like the girl doesn't care.

No. 29753

>>29752
It has been less than 12 hours. I went to bed and woke up and checked my emails. I don't know if it is ok to respond or not.
I'm guessing I should wait until tonight at least.

No. 29754

>being worried about responding too fast
Jesus, just go and respond to him if you're feeling like responding. He'll be happy.

No. 29756

>>29753
That's fine

No. 29757

>>29754
exactly, it's really not that serious

if he's interested he should be happy, if he's not interested he shouldn't care either way

No. 29758

File: 1440364340292.jpeg (13.25 KB, 250x304, eva-braun-1.jpeg)

>>29652
I want more than just 40hrs of marriage though.

No. 29759

>>29660
thanks, yes I was interested/curious and it's much appreciated

No. 29760

>>29716
booty blasted male spotted

No. 29765

>>29403
How would you prefer the conversation proceed instead?

No. 29766

I used to think that the whole roastie thing on /r9k/ was just an in-meme, like some kind of sly, amusing meta, but I now realise that there are actually a large proportion of /r9k/ that legitimately believes that having lots of sex pull your vaginal canal outwards to create an outie.

Like, they actually really do believe this and then say that every porn star with an innie repeatedly receives surgery across her lifetime to have her outie made an innie again.

Like, they're not kidding.
I can't get my head around there being grown men that actually believe this.

Grown men, lolcow.
Grown. Men.

No. 29767

>>29766
>/r9k/
>grown men
Only physicially, if even that, you dumbass.

No. 29768

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No. 29769

>>29766
Slut detected

No. 29770

File: 1440368459083.jpg (46.96 KB, 400x400, 400_F_42170482_dy9Fp00J4dcb7jD…)

>>29766
Shhhh they also think by having lots of sex it will loosen the vag. Like lol niggas are dumb as shit its a muscle that contracts back.

No. 29772

>>29768
"There is absolutely no way Descartes ever said that in his life"
- Adolf Hitler

No. 29773

>>29768
That picture applies to so many facets of 4chan, honestly.
I wouldn't be surprised if there are people who seriously worship PT non-sarcastically on /cgl/ and here.

No. 29774

>>29766
welcome to rhetoric in a radical community that has an intense hatred for outsiders. it makes you stupid.

No. 29781

>>29770
>>29766

This is crazy because by the same logic wouldn't every time they masturbated their dicks would get longer and skinnier, like rolling our dough?

I proposed this to them once and I didn't get a single straight reply back kek

No. 29786

>>29784
Why can't you talk to a guy?

No. 29787

>>29786
I don't really know. I did have contact with some "christfag" tripfag on cuckchan's /adv/ long ago who was really nice and who I could talk, but after a while it was just pointless. I thought maybe I just want to have any kind of female contact, as pathetic as that may sound

No. 29788

>>29784

I used to be interested in this but the last few times I tried the guys I spoke to were all younger than me and vastly more immature and they irritated the fuck out of me talking to me about their menial, teenage problems.


I mean, I'm only 24, I always assumed 4chan was populated by people in their early/mid-20's but it really seems like most are in their teens. I feel a lot older than I actually am sometimes.

No. 29789

>>29787

It doesn't sound pathetic at all imo.
At our core males and females are wildly different people with different experiences and characteristics. Nothing wrong with wanting a little change.

No. 29790

>>29788
coincidentally I still feel and act very much like a child or teenager. I'm sorry, disregard my post, it was a horrible idea

No. 29791

>>29787
I feel you, fam.

No. 29792

>>29790

H-how old are you?

No. 29793


No. 29795

>>29793

Eurgh, yeah, no offence we probably wouldn't get a long anyway. I'm just an old, salty bag.

No. 29796

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>>29788
You should go on 8chan then, most people there are mid twenties and up.

I mostly browse the lolcow board there, it's pretty good https://8ch.net/cow/

No. 29797

>>29796
I used to run the /lgbt/ board on 8chan but than the hype began to die down and I noticed traffic steadily decreasing so I left.

/baph/ getting btfo was a big instigator for my leaving.

No. 29798

>>29797
well, admittedly an lgbt board on 8chan would be pure cancer. I'm glad it didn't get any traffic, 8chan is already full with unironic faggots as it is

No. 29800

>>29798

It wasn't like that at all. The reason it didn't get any traffic was because at one point it was a reallllly popular board, but the board owner went fubar and deleted everything.
The board was empty for an extended period and so people left and just never came back. I had trouble getting the word out that it was active again, but the traffic I did have coming in were actually made up of pretty decent people.

No. 29801

>>29788
4chan's /b/ is composed mainly of 13-17 year olds according to a poll.

>>29797
I am /egl/ there but nobody likes my board anymore. I created /jfash/ which I think would be better suited but nobody was interested in that either.

No. 29802

>>29758
jej we'll see. You got a throwaway email?

No. 29810

>>29801
never even heard of your boards until now, i'll take a look. i really like 8chan, /beauty/ dramafags aside.

No. 29815

>>29810
They are both dead. I'm thinking to remove /egl/ and just have /jfash/ - this way we won't have to be thrown in with the cosplayers, but we also won't be just about lolita.

No. 29820

Seems like the second wave of robots and /8ch/ is subsiding.

No. 29826

>>29820
Will there be a third impact?

No. 29836

>>29826
If there is I feel as though it would require retaliation.
I was talking to a robot earlier today and apparently they consider lolcow to be the female /r9k/.

No. 29859

>>29836
It all started because somebody who lurks here posted pics of the misandry thread and said it was the female /r9k/, which is why the dumber ones barged in here demanding to know our robot criteria on our own board.

No. 29860

>>29836
https://archive.moe/r9k/search/text/lolcow/

they also think we had something to do with eggman, which is hilarious since no one here knows who he is

No. 29863

>>29860

I know who eggman is, I used to hang out with every night in reeeeeeeeee9k Tinychat.

No. 29866

>>29860
He's some tripfag they worship, and robots claim they hate attention whores.

No. 29870

>>29866

Funny because eggman is a legit feminist.

No. 29871

File: 1440429298743.jpg (109.34 KB, 521x533, 1429041002582.jpg)

I made this eggChad for eggman months ago.
I hope he liked it :>

No. 30075

>>29143
Feels good man.

No. 30105

/r9k/ seems like a huge echo chamber of pretending to be stupid, I feel like if I just spammed the same thread and posts over and over here, no matter how stupid and illogical, it'd catch on.

No. 30129

>>30105
That's pretty accurate. /s4s/ is a structured version of that.

No. 30144

File: 1440475710323.png (25.25 KB, 180x178, 180px-R9kexplained.png)

r9k in a nutshell

No. 30145

>>28916
get a nice job, work out to get abs, have a charming personality

No. 30147

>>29468
Women need to have big tits, flat stomach, thin legs, big ass, mature attractive face, nice slender nose, hairless, "pure", modest, nice, caring

Men:
- get abs
- be charming
- be tall
thats it

No. 30148

>>30144
A thumbnail? Fitting for manlets

No. 30151

>>30129
Can I get a decent, fairly simple, explanation of /s4s/? I've done a bit of lurking and googling different things, but I feel like I still don't really get it.

No. 30152

>>29660
you sound qt.
what do you look like anon?

No. 30153

>>30151
People pretending to be stupid is the gist of it. It's surprisingly lighthearted because nobody takes anything seriously.

No. 30154

>>29750
>she was the kind to laugh and talk all the time but actually be dead inside as well, just like me.
i'm like that too
hi anon

No. 30250

>>30248
post pic pls

No. 30256

>>30254
What a cute boy

No. 30257

>>30254
you actually look cute.

No. 30262

>>30257
He's cute but he's on here so something must be wrong with him mentally

No. 30263

>>30260
you look like those guys who would look like cute girls with makeup on and a wig

No. 30264

>>30262
i agree though

No. 30266

>>30260
I'm not sure what you're asking me

No. 30275

>>30272
It's a good thing. You a furry, like fucking cats, lolicon, white nationalist, like wearing diapers, foot fetish? What's wrong with you and why are you here?

No. 30281

>>30277
>>White nationalist
Welp I was right.

No. 30284

>>30282
As I said before you are cute but you are here which means something has got to be wrong with you and I was right

No. 30286

>>30277
Are you inbred?

No. 30287

>>30276
>greasy unwashed hair
>soulless, dead eyes
>wine glass
>posting your face on lolcow

Absolutely disgusting. Kill yourself.

No. 30290

File: 1440479301913.png (338.37 KB, 640x480, 1430564152575.png)

Hi lolcow, I'm a white man with blonde hair and I am very boring.
I have almost nothing about me that is interesting and I don't know why I ever had a single friend online.
I have had relationships with 3 women, one over the internet that lasted for a year, until I broke up with her.
The second woman I lost my virginity to, and the 3rd woman was again, over the internet. She used my affection for her entertainment and I did not appreciate it, so I cut off contact.
I'm so boring I can't even get into video games. All I do is masturbate to cartoons and play video games that I'm bad at, and watch netflix.
Netflix and chill.

No. 30292

>>30288
Do you have any pictures of you holding weapons while standing in front of a confederate flag?

No. 30294

>>30290
I feel like you forgetting to mention that you're ugly

No. 30297

>>30294
I don't know if I'm ugly because I've had sex once.
I also feel somewhat attractive.

No. 30298

>>30277
get out

No. 30299

>>30297
Post a picture then

No. 30301


No. 30302

>>30295
That's the kind of thing your kind likes to do. Do you own any weapons?

No. 30305

>>30288
You seem unsure.

No. 30306

File: 1440479739539.jpg (1.01 MB, 1456x2592, WP_20150825_00_14_33_Selfie[1]…)

>>30299
Someone already posted my IP and everything on r9k and no one cared, so I guess it couldn't hurt.

No. 30312

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>>30309
You kind of remind me of Dylan roof. You both have soft features and are dead in the eyes.

No. 30315

>>30306
What kind of school shooter teas…

No. 30317

>>30312
I'm assuming you were talking to me >>30306

Thanks I guess, I like to think my eyes are a bit more lively than that, but overall I think Dylan is quite handsome.

>>30315
What?

No. 30336

>robots complain about women selfposting and attention whoring
>the moment they find a board populated by girls, they do the exact same thing
The only difference is that girls who selfpost on 4chan are usually somewhat attractive and aren't white nationalist, Dylann Roof looking fuckers.

No. 30338

>>30336
you sound upset

No. 30339

>>30336
I don't think looking like Dylan Roof is that bad…

No. 30340

>>30338
Nah, I just think this shit's funny. /r9k/ is a bunch of attention whores who are mad because they're too ugly to be noticed.

No. 30343

>>30336
Any guy who comes here is either a white nationalist or a pedo.

No. 30344

>>30339
>looking like an inbred 12 year old with a bowl cut isn't that bad
ok

No. 30345

>>30336
So true, 4chan males are the ultimate hypocrites
>>30339
He'd look average if he got a good haircut

No. 30346

I hope none of the men in this thread get a hold of a gun

No. 30350

>>30346
One day I'm going to kill every single bitch I know

No. 30352

>>28869
France kun are you still there
I want to be your gf

No. 30353

>>30350

good luck faggot.

No. 30354

>>30350
Start with yourself then, bitchboy.

No. 30356

Austrian here, I'm looking for a GF.

No. 30360

>>30356
pls tell me you are under 300lbs

No. 30366


No. 30367

>>30366
Are you under 220?

No. 30368


No. 30370

>>30368
ok please email me if you're still interested

No. 30371

>>30370
sorry I'm not sure whether that was a serious reply, I was just shitposting because I'm a faggot with nothing better to do

In the event that this is a legit e-mail and post, again sorry

No. 30374

>>30276
you literally look dead

No. 30389

>>30336
Don't make me break out the NotAllMen, and then we can start having hashtag and buzzword wars.

No. 30405

Offical robot here

>21st Birthday today

>Spending the day posting online
>Going to go the pub later to drink alone
>Only reason I'm going out as so my parents don't get worried that I'm a friendless loser

At least I'm moving into my own place in September. I hope university is better this year and I actually make friends.

No. 30408

>>30405

Happy birthday Mr. Roboto.
I'm in the UK at university too, although I just turned 24 on the second.

Which uni you at?

No. 30410

>>30405

My only advice to you is to join clubs if there is any man, it'll kinda boost your social abilities even of they are complete aspies. Try to meet people and shit.

No. 30417

>>30408
I'm at Nottingham University. I think I have improved myself since last year, if I'm being totally honest. It just doesn't feel like I've improved enough when I'm still as r9kesque as I am.

Where are you at?

>>30410
I'll try, it's just hard to break through the acquaintance zone and have someone become a genuine friend.

No. 30423

>>30336
They complain about /pt/ talking sbout lolcows yet spam threads and pictures of their tripfags everyday. It's like they completely lack self-awareness.

No. 30426

>>30417

Well sometimes it comes down to luck, I met my best friend at dorms on my second year. I learned that we lived in the same street and gone to same elementary school in past and were still living in same neighborhood after talking a bit and we're like brothers now. Don't act superior or inferior to people, I know its hard, been there done that, but just force yourself man. It's hard to make friends for guys like us you gotta force it a bit.

No. 30437

>>30417

Oh sweet, I used to live in Nottingham for a time, but I'm at Newcastle University right now.

I think you'll have an amazing time at university, but if I had any advice for you in regards to making friends and extracting the most from your experience, you know when you get asked to do something, hang out, go somewhere, go for a walk, and you know that little voice that appears that goes "Hmm yeah sounds fun but hmmmm… actually, video games, and that movie I wanted to watch tonight, hmm I'm not so sure, I'm kind of worried and nervous".

Shut that shit down. Just shut it down. Don't even think. Just do it.

DO IT.
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS

Seriously though, join some societies and try to stay active, don't allow yourself to stagnate.

No. 30580

>>30305
It was a random question.

No. 30731

>>30277
Well, you sound cool, but you look like a crazed killer.

No. 30734

File: 1440525302972.jpg (19.48 KB, 494x297, 36734844.jpg)

>>30306
>>30290
>tfw you're my type

Too bad I'm a chubby virgin neet loser.

No. 30756

File: 1440525984101.jpg (32.2 KB, 409x337, ss (2015-08-25 at 02.05.02).jp…)

>>30738
Only, what, a few people said you're "cute"? They're probably the type that want a guy to dress up. That doesn't mean everyone finds you attractive.

It's your eyes that make you look that way. You have a Jim Bob Duggar haircut, you don't look like you can grow any facial hair ( the thin moustache, the speckle 'beard' ). You do have nice lips. If you got a different hair cut and either shaved your facial hair, or grew it out then you'd look a bit better.

No. 30840

>>30838
Shave your head bald. You'd looks so hot .

No. 30841

>>30840
I'm not stupid.

No. 31328

>>30312
>this one bitch
No matter how many times you post Dylan on this site saying he looks like a creepy uggo, it won't make it true. Pretty qt, especially when you look at all the mongs ITT. Doesn't matter how many niggers he kikled, he still looks good and nothing like that ugly fuck you said looks like him.

Rude tbh

No. 31335

>>30838
>I thought everyone said I looked cute.
>buhbuhbloobloo this is what I look bad!

Then take a picture when you're not "depressed". Also, your facial hair isn't long. It's thin/patchy.

This anon >>30840 is right. Just shave your head, you already have the look for it. Some guys actually look hot with a shaved head. It seems Jim Bob and hipster aren't doing you any favors.

No. 31339

>>31335
I agree he would be sex with a bald hair. His hair makes him look like some square.

No. 31340

>>31328
It's rude to call a murderer ugly but it's not rude to call people niggers and kikes?

No. 31342

>>31341
You look kind of doughy, chads usually have ripped bodies. I recommend you work out.

No. 31343

>>31341
>I'm really considering rushing a frat and becoming a Chad
>you
>chad
>ever

I needed this laugh, thanks mate.

No. 31345

>>31341
This isn't the 80s, preps don't look like this anymore.

No. 31347

>>31341
At least get rid of that weird swoopy thing on your forehead, seriously what are you doing?

Also why has no one mentioned that overbite holy shit.

>>31342
This

No. 31349

>>31341
>same expression as the previous picture

I guess you're still tired and depressed. :^)

No. 31350

>>31341
Why are you even seeking our validation? You're not attractive and plucking your 3 lip hairs didn't help.

No. 31355

>>31350
lmfao that was mean anon

but he is kind of a race warrior that's confident enough to post his mug onto an imageboard so i guess it evens out?

No. 31356

>>31354
are you even rich? like, if you're not rich, don't even go for this style. no one wants to date a dude that looks like a yacht frequenting yuppie if he has no $$$.

No. 31360

>>31358
how rich though

No. 31364

File: 1440535349861.gif (149.93 KB, 528x209, footface.gif)

>>31352
No, someone asked you to post your picture once, not pluck your lip hair and post another.

>>31351

>I personally think my eyes look less dead.
They look EXACTLY the same as before.

Even if you are rich, not everyone gives a shit about that. You look like a foot and the fact you want to be a chad is laughable. Stop attention whoring and fuck off.

No. 31365


>>31363

So you're a nerd geek/otaku who is trying to fit in with your preppy popular peers?why don't you just use your money to get girls and stop trying to be something you're not?

No. 31369

>>31365
ummmm bc how will girls know his family is loaded unless he dresses like a 80s, brick carrying, khaki wearing fool?

No. 31370

>>31363
I was laughing at this post so hard and then
>>31365
Wait, people actually think this is rich? If so, I am so fucking rich.

No. 31373

>>31368
you're weird looking tbh

and you look like a suuuper jew. i don't have anything against jews, but you definitely look like a jewish woman and your desired look isn't working for you.

No. 31375

>>31368
>post pic pls
Someone asked you to post your picture once, not pics.

No. 31379

>>31376
And yet you're still "depressed" and look exactly the same as you did in the first picture. Why don't you try smiling?

No. 31380

>>31377
How old are you and have you been to other countries?

No. 31383

>>31382
Mm that smile didn't help a lot

No. 31384

>>31382
youd look better as a woman

No. 31385

>>31382
What kind of girl are you interested in getting?

No. 31387

>>31382
>>31383
Yeah, I have to agree.

No. 31389

>>31387
Forgot to add, if your eyes didn't look so droopy and lifeless then the smile would probably look a lot better. You don't have bad teeth or anything. It's your eyes that seem to ruin your face.

No. 31390

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No. 31391

File: 1440536952816.jpg (49.7 KB, 468x600, xpmf-10-183-253-49-553339-mag.…)

i like this one the best i think

No. 31392

File: 1440536974250.jpg (61.88 KB, 468x600, xpmf-10-183-253-49-116003-mag.…)


No. 31393

>>31382
Can you take pictures of your living room or something to prove you're rich?

No. 31396


No. 31397

>>31394
Family members tend to lie a lot. A mom will always tell her son he's handsome.

No. 31398

>>31394
everyone is allowed to have preferences but tbh i wouldnt get used to the idea that you're in a position to be picky, physically

No. 31399


>>31394

There are black Latinos

No. 31400

>>31394
>I feel when I'm invested in conversation or actually smiling they stop looking lifeless.

Kind of hard to believe that after your "I personally think my eyes look less dead." comment. As you can tell by the gif, the only difference is your eyelashes look like they grew.
Find a video to laugh at, or something that makes you smile then and take a picture of that?

>>31397
This. Most peoples parents do this, unfortunately.

No. 31402

File: 1440537358907.jpg (174.52 KB, 634x1024, image.jpg)

>>31390
He looks like shailane woodly

No. 31404

>>31402
he really does

i say he calls it a day and gets the snipsnip

No. 31405

How big is your penis? Are you circumcised?

No. 31406

>>31400
Yeah he should record s video of himself so we can judge his looks better

No. 31407

>>31406
This.

No. 31408

>>31407
It's hard to judge someone based off a photo

No. 31409

How can we know how hot this guy is if he doesn't even show what his body looks like? No butterfaces

No. 31412

>>31394
Can you take a full body picture so we can judge you better? It doesn't have to be nude just full body clothed

No. 31419

>>31382
Are you in prison?

No. 31420

>>28882
moi je parle francais donc allo

No. 31422

>>31340
if they're not trolling they're mentally ill or just plain stupid anon, don't worry about them

No. 31425

>>31354
this looks like a nightmare

>>31356
funnily enough a lot of rich people don't dress like this, pretentious people do

No. 31427

>>31419
lmaooo thats exactly what I thought for a sec, he looks like a sex offender

No. 31429

>>31412
Honestly this. I don't really care about face (his is good enough for me but I usually date guys with blue eyes).

I would date any guy here as long as they weren't fat or a shitskin as long as they were over 6'. Fucking love tall guys tbh.

No. 31430

File: 1440539321399.jpg (1.32 KB, 131x87, visually similar image.jpg)

Google thinks he looks like a little dolly

No. 31432

Lmfao this robot raid is the most fun on this board since the shoplifting thread when it was booming. This guy is autistic as fuck and I'm sure if he didn't run off, he'd answer any question and request.

No. 31436

>>31432
I can't tell if robots are autistic or just stupid, all they do is either scream and shitpost or attention whore because they don't know a single girl in real life.

No. 31437

>>31419
>>31427
He said he was in his dorm.

No. 31439

>>31432
Damn you cunts if you ran him off. I wanted to see benis. He wasn't much but he was the best we had in this thread.

No. 31444

File: 1440539804575.jpg (4.13 KB, 270x187, penis.jpg)

>>31439
I'm guessing

No. 31446

>>31439
He didn't delete his pictures so I doubt he's gone.

No. 31448

File: 1440539962689.jpg (173.52 KB, 1042x804, ss (2015-08-25 at 05.57.02).jp…)

>>31439
Sorry, anon.

No. 31455

File: 1440540549014.jpg (16.14 KB, 280x325, shithole.jpg)

Who Louisiana here?

No. 31478

>>31448
He looks like the type of dude to be easily bullied and bossed around. Someone on here is bound to be thirsting after that autismal submissive dique.

No. 31479

>>31478
>implying that is a bad thing
You must be one of those dumb cunts that goes after alphas that treat them like shit and are so ~manly~.

>b-but betas don't make my pussy wet

They do if you don't have weird daddy issues. Betas are awesome and do whatever you want.

No. 31480

>>31479
Why are you so upset, are you OP? I was only making an observation.

No. 31482

>>31480
I'm not that upset but he's never coming back for sure if you guys don't cool it down. He looks like he might have a nice dick.

No. 31483

>>31482
>women
>interested in dicks
lel

No. 31484

>>31483
How do you know I'm a women? ;^)

No. 31487

>>31482
>>31484
Oh my bad about chasing away your dream boy. :( Does he make your bussy wet? I think he's straight though, this is such a tragic love story right now…

No. 31493

>>31482
>but he's never coming back for sure if you guys don't cool it down.

I didn't want him to come back. The only reason I started to engage the uggo was because he seems autistic as fuck and would answer every reply/eat up the attention. He's an ugly robot that wants to be a chad and is desperate for validation clearly.

No. 31496

>>31495
5'8 is pretty short

No. 31501

>>31495
>I'm neither. People respected me in hs because of my nickname which I'm not saying.
These lies. Being a bitch boy is the most appealing thing about about you, you should embrace it.

No. 31507

>>31495
>I actually would like to have been born a girl tbh

lmfao I fucking knew it. I knew that once anons mentioned you look like a woman you'd come out saying you want to be a female.

Get cucked, fuccboi.

No. 31509

>>31448
What site/app is this?

No. 31511

>>31510
>you don't know me! I'm not a b-bitch
>nice meme lol tumblr XD

Fuck on out of here. Can't you see all these women are just making fun of you by trying to lead you on? Because you're a little bitch who is desperate for a woman's attention. I bet if no one said anything and asked you to post a pic of your dick, you would have.

No. 31512

>>31510
For the love of god stop falling for the bait.

No. 31513

>>31510
>My bet is you didn't and you're just saying you did.

We all saw it.

No. 31514

>>31455
Nop, but do you like frog legs?

No. 31515

>>31512
>>31512
He's going to reply to everyone because he wants the attention. He takes all the bait and thinks there are women on here who are actually into him. It's clear he doesn't talk to girls and have a decent social circle like he claims.

No. 31518

>>31515
Where are you getting all this though? I don't think any of you are into me, not that I would probably be into you either.

No. 31532

File: 1440553991456.jpg (23.81 KB, 392x500, 1384994082601.jpg)

white power :3

No. 31534

>>31518
Queers are not accepted in the white national community

No. 31535

>>31518
>has a power fantasy of starting a race war
>I actually would like to have been born a girl tbh

White guys don't like the gays or the trans.

No. 31537

>>31535
I dislike both, trans the most out of the 2.

No. 31538

File: 1440554320497.gif (953.92 KB, 400x300, 1369324761705.gif)

>>31536
Burn in white nationalist hell, transfag

No. 31539

>>31536
The autism is strong with this one.

No. 31541


>>31536

What kind of real man ever wished to be a woman?fag

No. 31548

>>31538
>>31539
>>31541
>Taking the b8

No. 31550

>>31548
>I was only pretending to be retarded!

Maybe your eyes wouldn't look so lifeless if you take a picture while you're crying.

No. 31553


>>31510

Why do you want to be a girl?

No. 31554

>>31550
>taking the b8 again

No. 31555

>>31554
Hun, we all know you were serious.

No. 31557

File: 1440556060446.jpg (68.09 KB, 540x534, 1415423735123.jpg)


No. 31558

I'm curious white national chan what makes you say that you would have liked to be born female?

No. 31559

>>31554
>>31557
>implying I'm even him
>taking bait yet again
Attention whores are silenced by not giving them replies

No. 31561

>>31559
I don't want to silence him. I'm intrigued.

No. 31563

>>31558
He's a failure beta manlet that can't live up to society's expectations of masculinity and thinks it easier to be a girl.

No. 31565

File: 1440556973603.jpg (126.92 KB, 516x713, mrs.whitenationalist.jpg)

>>31558
Because he'd be so cute!

No. 31566

>>31514
Nah, fuck that. Alligator isn't bad though.

No. 31570

File: 1440558292522.png (366.3 KB, 411x543, dwed.png)

she kind of looks like rachel from rachel and jun

No. 31571

>>31570
@-@ she does

No. 31580

File: 1440559503191.jpg (294.52 KB, 1200x1600, 1440533526856_meitu_1.jpg)

I reccomend you to transition.
I mean you have a girly prep face.
at least if you transition you could be a fuckable woman

No. 31581

>>31580
I recommend he transition and then kill himself.

No. 31582

>>31580
also, go get a nose surgery.
im sorry but your nose makes you look like a jew

No. 31588

>>31582
its like a giant penis on her face

No. 31604

>>31565
Still not as cute as hitler kun

No. 31631

File: 1440568353349.gif (74.89 KB, 537x352, 1341790099667.gif)

lmao did he delete some of his posts and pictures after we made him the woman he wanted to be, or did admin-sama blast him for some reason?

No. 31648

>>31631
I think he did.

No. 31651

>>31631
pretty gurl probably cried like a bitch after people set him/her straight

No. 31661

File: 1440575383943.png (195.36 KB, 522x359, cwc gold account.png)

Someone linked me to this site long ago and at the time I thought it was just a bunch of people circlejerking around pixyteri.

At times I wonder if lolcow-centric chan boards such as this would have even existed had I not created /cwc/ waaayy back in the day.

No. 31671

>>29550

ty guys for not being too mean.

Can still feel free to call me an uglier version of Kumail Nanjiani- one of the insults I have become desensitized to

No. 31699

>>31671
Most of my friends wouldn't willingly date an ugly shitskinned beta fag like you. But you do have musical ability, maybe that'll redeem you

No. 31700

>>29586
God damn it Indian men are thirsty as fuck.

No. 31701

>>31699

I appreciate the music compliment.

>>31700

The stereotype exists for a reason

No. 31714

Who /out/ here?

No. 31857

>>31701
hmmm not all indian men are like that. i liked my indian bf a lot! he took me to india and we had a lot of fun together

No. 31942

>>31857
how many times did u get gang banged tho

No. 31993

>>31942
in india? none. i was traveling with my bf most of the time during the day. even if you're a single white girl, you can travel alone as long as you're careful.

No. 32009

Can we get some feels in here?

>tfw always wanted to be a astronaut or an astronomer

>grow up in a shitty, poor household
>grow up to be a fat, retarded guy
>shitty translation degree
>working in apple call center which makes me wanna kill myself
>tfw never gonna be an astronomer
>dream is dead

No. 32182

File: 1440627145090.jpg (78.81 KB, 419x480, 1411925847780.jpg)

>>32009
>grow up to be a fat, retarded guy

No. 32194

>>31857
Come on Sanjay. This is ridiculous.

No. 32200

File: 1440629082304.jpg (295.17 KB, 1461x719, hahaha.jpg)


No. 32202

>>32200
you remind me of nathan prescott

No. 32204

>>31993
>how many times did you get gang banged tho?
>in India, none
So you have outside of india?

>even if you're a single white girl, you can travel alone as long as you're careful.

Kek no one is stupid enough to fall for this

Curry detected. Laughably bad attempt at pretending to be a white girl that fucks Indians.

No. 32215

Just looking for a lady that know what they are doing in video games that lives in NA (It's shitty playing with people when one or the other has high ping)
http://steamcommunity.com/id/sometaters/

I don't bite or rage or anything, it's just more fun to play with people who know how to video games.

No. 32219

>>32215

>about to add

>plays tf2
>suddenly questioning decision

No. 32222

>>32219
Don't worry, it's only arena and lobbies when buddies are on

No. 32234

>>32219
Not liking TF2.

No. 32236

>>32215
Not playing COL get the fuck out.

No. 32237

>>32215
>it's just more fun to play with people who know how to video games.
then WHY are you looking specifically for WOMEN to play with you goddamn fucking retard

No. 32238

>>31671
Serious tip, broski: Don't suggest insults for others to give you. A lot of the time, no one even notices the flaws we see in ourselves until we point them out. You aren't even ugly, you're just setting yourself up for failure by inviting others to degrade you. I know this isn't something that can be fixed in a day, but please give it some thought.

No. 32239

>>29550
I think you are kinda cute actually. You have a genuine looking face. Don't let others or yourself degrade you (like that other anon said)

No. 32240

>>29512
me and my ex were exactly like this. He was obese and I'm very petite, pretty cute looking thin girl. People would make shitty jokes all the time but I loved ALL of him. I loved his "imperfections" but above all I loved his personality (at the time KEK). When I would see him I could see he was fat but it wasn't a negative to me. I saw the cute way his chubby cheeks squished together when he smiled, how his belly would move when he would lay down, how when I tickled him he would jiggle, etc. It does happen and I think a lot of people don't mind a SO's body looking generically 'unattractive'.

No. 32241

>>32237
Because I've played with a few here and there and it's incredibly rewarding. guess this is the wrong place though!

No. 32244

>>32241
just please be honest about it. Say you're craving for female attention like you clearly are, and not just anyone in general and then conveniently post on a femanon board.

No. 32248

File: 1440637212603.png (39.25 KB, 200x200, 138282095859s.png)

>>32244
I'm craving for female attention like I clearly am

No. 32250

>>32248
theres nothing wrong with that

I crave male attention. its normal and healthy

No. 32251

Has anyone here been successful in finding a gf?

No. 32255


No. 32257

>>32255
it's not sjw but maybe SOME cringe. I like that subreddit, I like participating and talking to other women about things because you get to share a similar viewpoint/experiences

also he looks sweet and talented

No. 32259

>>32257
oh jesus you are fucking cancer. This fucking subreddit is 100% full-blown fucking SJW garbage. What the hell is wrong with you.

Also that guy is a selfish, utter fucking normalfag who probably gets all the compliments in the world already and yet even with that in mind he still feels the need to attentionwhore on a femanon board and SJW hive both at the same time, just because he fucking can. I just wished he killed himself, this guy is worthless garbage who deserves nothing in his life

No. 32262

>>32259
How am I cancer? I just like to talk to other girls about things. sure, some posts are weird but I just like to interact with other women lmao. I'm such cancer for that /s

Also I don't get where you got all of that about him. I can see the attention whore part but thats really it.

No. 32263

>>32259
Are u a male?

No. 32264

>>32263
that's what i thought. sound jealous and woman hating while at the same time wanting female attention badly. typical shitty beta male

No. 32265

>>32264
Yep he sounds jelly af right nao

No. 32269

>>32215
>there should be a button on the internet that if enough people pressed it the person would die - 8chan poster
>When you swear, you're doing it for real. -8chan poster.
>Man I love these guys


XD! LOL! You know about 8chan too? Ever heard of 4chan before?

No. 32279

>>32204
i'm not white or indian. but you can think whatever you want.

No. 32294

>tfw you found a nice girl here but you scared her off by wanting to chat on Skype after a few emails
I'm sorry ;_;

No. 32306

>>32294
so pakianon. after all that effort, how many contacts do you have?

No. 32342

File: 1440672403521.jpg (1.28 MB, 3840x2160, b-r_Image_3.jpg)

Is anyone here into EVE? I've been wanting to start playing again but it's boring as shit alone. Don't really care if you're a guy or a gurl. Just that you'd be into it.

No. 32345

File: 1440674576267.jpg (80.31 KB, 598x516, 1411941809175.jpg)

>>28924
tfw you're at the top of the pyramid

No. 32349

>>28924
why isn't wifi at the bottom of this

No. 32355

>>32294
that sounds lame. if someone is scared off so easily then they're not worth the effort.

im bored and looking for some guys to talk to, how do i get in contact with you guys? lol

No. 32360


No. 32363

>that OP edit
kek, what did you bots do?

No. 32430

>>32306
I'm not Pakistanian and it was just her. She asked me for my email, actually.

>>32355
I'd gladly make the effort if only I had the chance. Not much I can do when she seems to have dropped off the face of the planet, though.

No. 32492

Earlier this thread had some discussion involving FacialAbuse. Kinda late for it but here's an interesting link.

NSFW obviously.
http://efukt.com/21171_This_Girl_is_Fucked_Up!.html

No. 32502

File: 1440711831413.jpg (51.89 KB, 540x810, tumblr_nr4km866ZB1tpdteqo1_540…)

>every robot ever.

No. 32518

This thread sucks, I'll be in the CBS reporter thread if you need me

No. 32540

>>32363
They've been spamming /g/ with gore I guess

No. 32546

>>32540
What do you expect from a board like /r9k/ whose average user age was 18 or younger when polled

No. 32547

File: 1440727569967.jpg (103.05 KB, 800x666, 1376584498923.jpg)

>>32360
You, yes you, person who is reading this post, join the chat now! That goes for anyone else reading this too! At the moment we're watching Gunbuster together!

No. 32573

>(Any users from /r9k/ or 8chan found to be posting outside of /b/ may be subject to a global permaban, depending on post

This strikes me as:
>We're not allowed to present arguments outside of /b/ because it's a progressive, leftist hugbox and safe space from evil misogyny that is so rampant in our world
Am I correct with this?

No. 32578

>>32573
does gore spam constitute an argument on /r9k/

No. 32579

>>32573
I don't think anyone wants to read about crazy conspiracy theories outside of /b/

No. 32581

>>32502
>every indian man with an internet connection ever

No. 32582

>>32573
kek, lolcow is hardly a "progressive, leftist hugbox and safe space," newfag

No. 32584

>>32582

I have already seen otherwise. If any of you weren't "progressive", then you would do your absolute best to shun, shame and kick out the SJWs who already seem to have a moderate influence here.

No. 32586

>>32584
Why don't you go to another site then? There are many websites you can hate on women, other races etc and many people will agree with you.

No. 32587

>>32584
ah man, you've got me, we're actually a gigantic progressive feminist hivemind. remind me why you're here?

No. 32588

>>32584
What have you seen otherwise? Please do tell. Incidentally, did you come here under the belief we were the female /r9k/, as /r9k/ has labelled us?

No. 32589

>>32584
Have you not seen all of the threads making fun of SJWs, Tumblrinas, etc.?

No. 32590

>>32588
because it's an imageboard. To unironically spout SJW nonsense on an imageboard is betrayal of fucking everything
>>32589
yes and I've also seen threads in which women whine about "toxic environments" and using other SJW buzzwords

No. 32591

>>32590
Give a link.

No. 32592

>>32590
You can say what ever you want but people have the right to defend themselves too

No. 32593

>>32591
>>>/snow/13403
here
if the "gender is a 100% social construct and trans women and men are totally fine and okay" is not an utterly leftist/progressive or perhaps SJW viewpoint then I don't fucking know anymore

No. 32594

>>32590
Wow, it's almost like multiple people come here or something…and like those people don't always march in lockstep…amazing!

No. 32596

>>32593
the link doesn't work. Maybe I can't link across boards.

No. 32597

>>32593
>I use Kojic acid soap on my face for skin lightening. I have no idea if it works or not, though. I'm already pale as shit due to genetics, never going outside, obsessive sunscreen use, and malnutrition. Basically, I keep buying it just in case it's helping since it's not too expensive.

Fucking SJWs.

No. 32598

>>32597
just look up the female pro-player thread in snow.

No. 32599

>>32594
He's probably that guy from /pol/ who has been arguing about Asians for the past week.

No. 32600

>>32593
I hope you're not coming from 4chan, let's say /r9k/ in particular, obsessed with traps and girlcock and Rose threads and whatnot. Or 8chan, colonized by Gamergaters, who are largely liberal.

You say you're referring to the Remi thread, you see a lot of women there expressing dislike or even hatred for trannies. There isn't a uniform opinion here, or on /pol/, or on /r9k/, or elsewhere.

No. 32601


No. 32635

>>32238

Thank you for the helpful words. Wanted to let you know that they've reached me.

>>32239

And thank you as well

No. 32637

>>32259

I'm sorry for being such a fuckhead, dude

No. 32638

>>32637
I can't really believe you're sorry man.
And the fact that either you, your partner or anyone else posted your videos to this horribly cringeworthy girlgamers subreddit is just the height of fucking cancer man. Please, if you're really sorry, delete all your posts on this website and never come back. Otherwise I'll have to assume the worst about you. There's too many lying, manipulative men who act very innocent and/or possibly play victim in an effort to gain sympathy from others and use this to their advantage

No. 32706

Robots are weird

No. 32713

>>32706
I think they're disconnected from reality. The times they do want to come back to reality they just bring up cherrypicked anecdotes and turn away again.

No. 32722

>>32706
I've met a bunch of r9k users irl. They've all been alright if I'm being honest.

>Autistic girl genius

She was someone with genuine autism who turned out to go to the same school as me. She's used to skip school constantly. They're at Cambridge now doing some STEM subject. I believe they're fairly friendless yet they do have a boyfriend, who goes to the same university as me strangely.

>Chubby lesbian

A child of incest who felt bad for me. I didn't have any friends to drink and party with after my A-level results so she said 'go to London and go drink with me at a gay bar." I did.

>Guy who goes to same Uni as me

He was just a fairly introverted normie. He had friends and looked normal. We played pool and drank in the student union. Very normal

>/mu/tant cross poster

There's basically a /mu/ society at my university, though they're in denial about it. Regardless, this person was a cross poster who also went to my university. They were obsessed with vikings and pretty funny. They were also in a relationship

>Pitying /cgl/ girl

I was complaining on r9k about MUH DEPRESSION and other emotional wank. This /cgl/ crossposter girl felt sorry for me and we started skyping. They were the one who gave me their skype out of no where. I twas very odd. We'd talk to each other about feelings and such. We've met irl a bunch of times and she even led to my losing my virginity. She introduced me to a girl that she thought would like me.

>Transsexual BNP woman

MtF transsexual whose father is in a BNP splinter group. They were very interesting if I'm being honest. A very odd character but fundamentally very nice.

There was nothing that autistic about any of the r9k users, the exception being the girl who had legit autism.

No. 32740

>>32259

That's great, but i cant see how people like
>>32722
>>29505
>>29468
>>29136
>>28819
>>28785

Could be anything other than insufferable in real life

No. 32869

>>32740
yeah well, I agree. Did you expect me not to?

No. 32976

I've never been too unsuccessful with women, but I've never had a GF. I've asked like 3 girls out and got a 'no' 2/3 times. I've been told by one female friend that it'd be kind of hard for any girl to see me as a potential boyfriend because I come off as more of a girlfriend-but-in-a-man's-body. I can see why, too. I'm slightly effeminate and my doctor thinks I have klinefelter's.

Trying to make yourself more 'masculine' is very odd.

>discuss the site

I come here every so often and I enjoy it. I live the fact that archive links come at the end of regular links. I'd like more multi image posting, but that could leave to spam.

No. 32977

>>32976
>live the fact
love*, obviously.

Wait, does this mean like, robot /r9k/ thread? or 'complain about your life as a beta' thread? Because I'm just here from kiwifarms/ /cow/ and you guys talk about fun stuff more often.

No. 32999

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>>29384
>be Ian
>not too fucked up
>tfw no gf

No. 33005

>>32999
54m50n said you went to jail for attempted robbery.

No. 33011

>>33005
That was just a ruse son

No. 33057

Yo, nonrobot here, fairly normal. Have a deep displeasure for /r9k/ just looking for new people to talk to.

No. 33183

>>29384
Holy shit? Was it Christfag?

No. 33200

>>33183
Nah, this guy tripped as Pachacutec or something. Since Ian's clearly here, I have a sneaking suspicion he's reading this thread but idgaf lol

No. 33202

>>32999
>post your own face daily for months
>post about serial killers and how you're so much like them
>post your entire life story and various traumatic things that happened to you just for anonymous assholes to read
>post about torturing hamsters for fun and all manner of sexual misconduct that got you in trouble as a kid
>post your own sister's nude pics "because you hate her"
>fake your own death just for attention from these same anonymous assholes
>"not too fucked up"
Maybe by warped /r9k/ standards, holy shit

No. 33228

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/cow/ here.

Serrious question: why exactly are we fighting? I know it sounds a little naive, but it seems like we actually have a few things in common

(Also we have nothing to do with /r9k/, they're pathetic faggots)

No. 33237

>>33228
Because of newfags on /cow/ and/or /r9k/ users who browse /cow/ going "haha let's crash le grrls club guys!!!!!! xDDD".
/cow/ and Lolcow were actually (kind of) civil with each other back in the day.

No. 33238

>>33237
I've been coming on and off here since the first peter coffin threads to see if you guys could dig up more info than we could. Unfortunately, the people to most laugh at or troll cows are generally cows themselves, as seen with people like bluespike or clyde cash. Many a lulz has stopped flowing due to their actions. /cow/ has gone through what, like four iterations? Last time someone posted about laurelai bailey and apparently the board owner was a friend of that tranny and shut everything down.

We have our pathetic threads, you have yours. the most plausible theory is that newfags came into the thread that was about /b/s misandry thread and started acting like dweebs.

No. 33239

>>33228
I honestly don't think it's "us" fighting, us being /cow/and lolcow. We've always been pretty cool, especially since we'll often post about similar cows (Peter and Ashleigh come to mind) and assist in certain situations (like doxing the lifters).

It's mostly the "Xdddd epic lulz!! We're gonna troll da gurlz!" /pol/ and bitter /r9k/ fags. Which is sad, since there are a few guys who have been here and aren't shitty, but it's hard to tell with all the shit that's been brought to the board recently.

I especially tired of all the /pol/ race baiting derailing. There can't be a single thread without people dealing it by not just ignoring oblivious shitposters, and I doubt that those have come from /cow/. Why are so many /r9k/ users /pol/tards, anyway?

No. 33240

>>33228
Echoing what >>33239 said, it seems to be more /r9k/ than anything. Someone over there advertised us as the female /r9k/ because of the misandry thread which is why we had so many people coming in going "I BET YOU AREN'T REAL LOSERS LIKE US LET'S CHECK YOUR CREDENTIALS"

>Why are so many /r9k/ users /pol/tards, anyway?

Having accomplished nothing in their lives, they need to have something to be proud of. What's hilarious is robots worship the philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer because he hated women (views he later rescinded), and Schopenhauer said this about nationalism:
>Every miserable fool who has nothing at all of which he can be proud, adopts as a last resource pride in the nation to which he belongs; he is ready and happy to defend all its faults and follies tooth and nail, thus reimbursing himself for his own inferiority.

Guys who masturbate endlessly about the honor and bravery and superiority and logic of the white race and men tend to exhibit none of those traits.

No. 33258

>>33200
LOLWUT

I tripfag on r9k and know this guy.

Time to spread some dramu

No. 33280

>>33237
Yeah, it is annoying how a lot of people bring PA requests and personal grudges to /cow/

>>33239
/pol/ can be funny to lurk because it's such a circus, but I don't take it seriously at all

No. 33290

>>33239
>>33240
You guys. I like you guys.

No. 33331

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>>33240
Not like robots can into philosophy anyways

>try to talk about difference between freedom and licentiousness in /r9k/ chat

>instantly gets banned
>mfw

No. 33344

Hey guys, just started College. Community. I see a lot of qt girls and there's one in my class but I don't know how/can't muster up to ask her on a date. What do I do?

No. 33360

>>33331
>licentiousness
no wonder

No. 33380

>>33360
Idk what's the problem with this word? I'm not a native english speaker, so I really don't understand. Is that realted to """degeneracy""" or something like that in english?

>>33344
If you only want a date from them without having talking to them, you're very likely to fail. See them as human beings first, not as unidimensional QTs only there to provide you sex and affection, ffs.

No. 33383

>>33380
but women are not human beings
they are leeching parasites with a juicy hole we cant live without

No. 33385

>>33344
Have you talked to her before? Because personally, if some random person asked me out without ever having held a conversation with me, I would turn them down. So if you haven't already, try to get to know her. Introduce yourself. Sparking up a conversation about the class is a good starting point. You can move from there and after a couple conversations ask her out.

No. 33387

>>33383
>xddddddddddddd

No. 33389

>>33202
Stopped all that shit. Doesn't change much though. Forgive me, I was lost and lonely.

8ch.net/Bowie
Pls post

No. 33392

>>33202
Besides. I posted my sisters nudes after she picked up dogshit with my face cloth. Pretty passive aggressive but I don't do things without reason

No. 33407

>>33258
Eh. He's probably going to say some shit about me in return or insist it was "just jokes!!!!" but it's fine.

No. 33412

>>33331
You weren't banned for those reasons. You were banned because of your reputation amongst certain chat members. You aren't banned from any chats aside from r9k.

No. 33418

>>33380
It means that people shouldn't care about how many people they have sex with. So yes, it is.

No. 33431

>>33385
>>33380
That'll definitely make it easier. I'm not as socially retarded as other robots, but like most guys, asking out girls can be intimidating.

No. 33441

>>33431
That's why you shouldn't be asking girls out i fyou think it is intimidating. You're putting yourself in a position of inferiority.

No. 33781

I've really enjoyed these threads, but after a while they seem to devolve into petty squabbling and die. Is there nothing to do but wait for each one to fall off page 10 and eventually be remade, before ultimately succumbing to the same fate?

No. 33801

>>33781
>fall off page 10
I thought threads aren't deleted here.

No. 33839

>>33801
They do, but only have an absurd number of posts. It's either 800 or 1200. I remember because admin was asking for suggestions about chat and people were complaining that it took a while for the mobiles.

No. 33840

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Someone pls be my gf. I have literally 0 standards whatsoever and will go for anyone.

No. 33856

>>33840
>literally 0 standards
Just date a boy then. You're not going to be attracted to her/him anyways so what's the difference?

No. 33865

>>33856

>implying I can't be attracted to a 2/10 grill


I only wish I was a homo

No. 33913

>>33865
Most "straight" guys are open to fucking femboys or whatever, from what I've seen. Can't you just try to go for one of those?

No. 33918

>>33865
…. a 2/10 is like a girl who looks like she has a couple of std'd because of her non stop crotch scratching and dirt covering her body

No. 33928

>>33840
dude, tinder or something. You got options man.

No. 33943

>>33918

>implying I give a fuck

No. 33944

>>33801
I don't think they are, but once they're off the board index they tend to get remade, I think.

No. 33945

>>33840
>tfw women will never know the feel of literal forever alone

No. 33967

>>33945
well I'm 23 now and things don't look good so far. Mainly due to me not going out into the world at all, except to work. I have trust issues, live with my parents, work for my dad, live out in the woods and have a pretty fucked up kink, so…

No. 33971

>>33945
>tfw women actually try and improve themselves to get into relationships
>tfw men think they will find somebody who loves then ~just the way they are~ and they don't need to shower/dress nice/be interesting
>tfw men think going to the gym or getting /fit/ constitutes as effort when most women dgaf about muscles and many of us actively find muscles unattractive

No. 33972

>>33967
if you let your kink define your relationship, then of course it's going to be harder. my bf and i have different kinks, we communicate and compromise.

also, it's easy to find guys who are into whatever kink on fetlife

No. 33975

>>33971
>implying men only need to shower and dress nice
>implying men need to be "interesting", a.k.a. change everything about them, such as hobbies and opinions just to be even acknowledged by someone
>implying women even need to do any of those things to get someone 5/10 or higher

No. 33979

>>33975
its not hard to be attractive. just dont be a fucking fatty and get a nice hair cut.

No. 33980

>>33979
I look average but I'm just too weird..

No. 33984

>>33980
If your opinions and personality is so offensive/unattractive that you can't find one person who can deal with you…maybe it's time for you to change and get therapy

No. 33985

>>33984
I'm a 22yo KV, my hobbies are pretty much consuming media such as anime, manga, TV Series, movies, browsing imageboards, youtube and sometimes playing a MMO, I'm poor and I'm a hikki by that I hate going out, I do if I need to for work and shit. People also say I'm really pessimistic, so there's that. I hate most people too. All those things pretty much make me uninteresting and useless to women, but I don't want to change myself because I like myself, and I'm lonely at the same time..

No. 33986

>>33985
well, you sound shitty and it is totally understandable if someone doesnt like you, but if you dont want to change it just don't.
you just need to accept that the problem is you and not everyone else, ok?then you will be happier.

No. 33988

>>33986
>problem
>the problem is you
I like myself, but I'm annoyed that if a woman is all those things and looks average she can still get someone, but I'll never do. That's just unfair.

No. 34035

>>33988
A girl who is all of >>33985 certainly will also have trouble getting a boyfriend. You're delusional.

No. 34037

>>34035
>have trouble
she might have trouble but that doesn't mean she won't one

No. 34038

>>34037
wont find one*

No. 34116

Robot thread means complain about life, right?

>asperger's

> undiagnosed emotional disorder (insurance dropped before any testing with a doctor)
>no job and every job either wants me to drive or have experience even for retard labor
> go to a doctor out of pocket (should never do that again, fucking expensive) and she tells me that I shouldn't work any high stress job. I need something mind numbing and repetitive. This is based off old job tests I took.
>basically: holy shit you're a fucking retard, get a job scrubbing rust off boats for the rest of your life
>sadly have to agree, with personal experience. Know there's some jobs I can't do that are hiring
> one of my few hobbies is clothes, I'm not really good at anything but I like admiring craftsmanship in clothing, I can like, sew a button hole, that's it
>My forte is men's shoes
> afraid to spend any of the money I get once in a while
> somehow always come off as a strictly platonic friend instead of an interest with girls, I even try to act interested, they must think I'm joking or something
>up to three rejections and two friends that have distanced themselves from me because of said situations

Christ I'm a beta
Fugg

No. 34142

>>34035
i think youre the delusional one. she might not be able to get chad to commit to her, but if she wanted a boyfriend all she would have to do is ask a robot.

No. 34143

>>34142
Why would she want an abusive and ugly shut in?

No. 34144

>>34143
>abusive
no one said anything about abusive
>ugly shut in
still a bf. i'd date a girl who was an ugly shut in but they still want chad.

No. 34145

>>34144
You could easily get a fat, smelly and mentally retarded, crazy girlfriend too but you want one of the pretty girls

No. 34146

>>34145
no i don't. i'd love to date a fat girl but even the girls who weigh more than me only date skinny guys because they "shouldn't have to settle."

No. 34147

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Is she too much to ask for ;-;

No. 34148

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>>34146
Just because a girl is fat doesn't mean she's ugly, I'm sure the pretty ones have standards but you can easily get one of the ugly, mentally ill and obese types but you want the girls with pretty faces.

No. 34149

>>34148
not really. i'd date that girl.

No. 34150

>>34149
Go for the inbred white thrash women then. Don't even try going for someone even moderately attractive.

No. 34161

>>34147
you have shit taste you pathetic faggot

No. 34168

>>28474
how old are you and where do you live?

No. 34171

>>34143
>abusive
Wut?

>>34145
Nope, all of them are dating those super betas. Every woman prefers someone else, I'm literally unacceptable in society and I'm not even ugly or fat, I'm just weird >>33985 I'm pretty sure if a woman had the same qualities and looked average and slim she would get a ton of guys swarming for her.

No. 34174

>>34161
shes pretty

No. 34186

>>33985
I'm the same, but female. No one has ever shown interest in me, and I was far too scared to ever talk to them.
But then I met a guy who is like me and like you. We do exist, we are just hard to find.
You're gonna make it, anon.

No. 34189

>>34171
I've dealt with many shut ins and socially retarded guys and most of them are emotionally abusive/controlling and this is probably because they think they're smarter than most people(especially women)

No. 34203

>>34189
In what way? I can't imagine what kind of abuse you're talking about. The shut-ins I know don't think they're more intelligent, people just assume that they think they are.

>>34186
Sure you are, as if a woman is going to accept a 22yo, pessimistic, poor, KV shut-in. I can't offer anything a woman might want.

No. 34204

>>33988
as a girl who is just like that, i can tell you that this isn't true. i'm attractive, i could get laid if i tried but finding an actual friend or even lover doesn't happen if you're like that. i don't want to change either. i keep hoping to find someone who is like me somehow

No. 34205

>Want to post face but have only shit cameras

Well shit. I mean, I've been told I'm cute on omegle and shit, and I sing for attention.

No. 34206

>>34147
you have pedo tendencies. you'd like me

No. 34207

>>34204
Just make a dating profile with all those things and a lot of people would want to date you long-term. It's pretty easy to identify them.

No. 34222

i wrote this reply to an earlier thread that's now closed, of some guy who said he was abused as a kid and whether women would still go for that. posting it here instead. fuck it.

i'm a bad representation of the average woman (hopefully) but if you're not fat or really unattractive, i'd be drawn to you because of it. i have sadistic tendencies but mostly i like taking care of someone and being in control. people who have been through some shit, especially as children, appeal to me somehow. i'm not an asshole so i put the protective side of me first and keep the kinky side hidden mostly. emotional masochists tend to seek me out and i don't want to further fuck people up who are coming to me because of self destructive tendencies. tldr? sry

No. 34272

>>34222
I wonder, can you hide those sadistic tendencies and still be emotionally available? How have your past relationships gone, if you don't mind my asking?

No. 34274

>>33985
>I don't want to change myself because I like myself
What's to like, exactly? I think you're just comfortable with yourself, and afraid to be anyone else.

>>33988
>That's just unfair.
Life's not fair, and anyone who told you it was lied. I'm not sure those women are really so lucky, though. They'll get a bunch of desperate, horny men pumping up their self-esteem and allowing them to keep from changing indefinitely. You have no choice but to face reality, and in the long run you'll probably see that this has kept you from wasting a lot of time.

No. 34279

>>34274
I am comfortable with myself because I don't want to be anyone else, not that I'm just afraid to. They weren't lucky, an average looking woman with those qualities can get most beta or even some alpha men. Women don't need to be good at sex or last long, or even know how to kiss for someone to like them, so basically being a KV wouldn't matter as much, they don't need to be social or have any kind of status for men to like them, or even an ok-paying job for that matter, and including that they look slim and average they pretty much have a very high chance, doesn't matter if they might be shut-ins. The ones who have it as hard are the literally crazy, really obese ones.

No. 34316

>>34279
So what? Are you just going to sit here and whine about it forever, or are you going to do something about it?

No. 34331

>>28886
M8, you should really shave your pubes. They dont look so good on your chin.

No. 34372

>>34316
I don't think you got the point.

No. 34428

>>33441
No, I'm just being human? You want me to be Omega and don't even try?

No. 34621

>>34331
Fookin rekt

No. 34794

>>34168

I live in Canada, am 23. And yourself?

No. 35640

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bitter, underage failed normie reporting in

Becoming a monk or devoting my life to studying science seems like a better alternative to dealing with millennial females.

I guess you could say the same about a lot of boys as well, though.

No. 35648

>>35640
>underage
ugh just please kill yourself sweetie

No. 35649

>>35640
If you were a normie you'd have success with females and you wouldn't be bitter towards them

No. 35736

Hey, guy here. Not "robot" I think, I never visit r9k. I'm seriously, genuinely, honestly looking for a woman to talk to about.. pretty much anything, in text chat mostly or only.
I would certainly not "require" any pictures or personal information and I'd probably not be willing to give too much personal information about myself.
I'm honestly not 100% sure what I want from this myself, but I'm just very interested in female interaction in general as I haven't had that in a long time (besides my mom and sister maybe).
So yeah.. I'd be incredibly grateful for any girl/woman who considers themselves active on imageboards(including this one) to just chat/e-mail with me for as long as they'd feel comfortable or want to. This could be maybe some hours, a week, or year even, hell I don't know
I don't really have to offer anything in return it'd be just.., really fucking nice of any of you

No. 35737

>>35736
post Skype, I'll add you

No. 35741

>>35737
wow thank you, I'm going to make a new skype account right away, maybe it'll take some time, hope you don't mind. I'll post my id after I'm finished and… also finished collecting my thoughts about something

No. 35743

>>35741
Okie doke. Take as much time as you need, anon.

No. 35746

>>35745
Added! I'm Haha Nah.

No. 35809

>>34272
Well it's not really like I need to hide them. I have lots of self control, I really never find myself overcome with an urge I really need to act out. It does get frustrating, though. Certain people just cause this reaction in me. When I see them humiliated, afraid, defeated, what have you…I don't know, it just arouses me deeply. At the same time I'm really morally conflicted about it but it feels too good at the moment to suppress it. Not sure if that really answered your question…I'm still struggling with these feelings. They haven't had a negative impact on past relationships since I mostly turn them into a more protective/parental role in the relationship, so I at least have that aspect of control.

No. 37767

>>35809
Why do you suppose you find it so arousing? Because they're so vulnerable? What do you do in that moment, or want to do?

No. 37900

>>37767
Yes, it's the vulnerability and helplessness. As to "why", I really don't know. I ask myself: do I subconsciously want to build myself up by putting others down? But I honestly don't think that's it. I just have a taste for it, for some reason. I can be ice cold, it's like a button has been pushed. In the back of my mind I know that enjoying certain things is morally reprehensible but in the moment I'm too aroused to really care.

What I want to do depends on the person. It's usually all about breaking them down psychologically. That can be by rape, drugs, sensory deprivation, fear,…Describing it makes me feel like a total asshole. It's the only thing that really turns me on like that, though.

No. 37902

>>28553
You'd all die out without women fucktard lmao

No. 37904

>>28684
What happened. I want deets?

No. 37905

>>28915
tbh I fucking hate guys with huge social circles.
They are too dependent on friends and their social status.
I've dated 3 guys, first one was pretty autistic, very small circles, and was very bitter about it. Dumped.
Second guy was a male version of myself, he was pretty social but had small circles, so we enjoyed company of others but could still focus on our own lives. Went off to army, too stressful. Dumped.

then the third guy was also pretty good. He was shy but had to validate himself through constant social activites (bars, sports, drinking nights) and it got pretty tiring since I like to party but I like to have some alone time. I dumped him because I just wanted some peace and a guy who can focus on the big picture and not his social status.

I think the 2nd guy is what most women want.
Don't be autistic and bitter. Don't be dependent on your social image. Have a few good friends and it'll keep her satisfied to have some social activity.

No. 37910

>>29017
Hi anon, ask me anything pls

No. 37914

>>29166
Tips fedora

No. 37915

>>29354
Links to previous thread?

No. 37923

You've all made me curious so I made a reach out E-mail for all you bots

No. 37999

A

No. 38072

File: 1442812952739.png (3.12 MB, 4128x2948, infograph.png)

Hello.

I heard about this site through /r9k/ a month or so ago. I haven't posted here before this, as things seemed pretty tense because of the onslaught of posters only trying to start arguments on both sides. I have friends irl, but they're all men (except a friend's sister), and I honestly find it extremely difficult to make friends at all (terrible social anxiety), so meeting new people hasn't really worked for me. I have had a girlfriend before, several years ago, but things went poorly because I was pretty immature when I got into that relationship. I would be happy to make new female friends or even a girlfriend here.

I really like cosplay and lolita-type fashions even though I don't know much about them aside from a few brands, but I think the threads about them on this board are interesting. I don't really want to argue with anyone or cause issues here. I know that this place is pretty negative overall in its response to the kind of person who would post in this thread, but I also feel like many people are much more kind in reality and when unprovoked than when posting anonymously, so I hope that we can have positive and mutually respectful conversations despite the overall tone of this thread.

I've attached an image that describes myself a bit more and some stuff I generally like - it's something I already have made as a result of various /r9k/ threads, but I am happy to talk to many different kinds of people, since I don't talk to many right now, and I don't really care what you look like unless you want to start a more intimate relationship. I don't really think anyone will find this worth responding to at all, because it's not like I have any special value you can't easily find somewhere else, but I am tired of browsing the same boards and talking to the same people every day and thought maybe I could find interesting people here that I wouldn't have met otherwise.

Anyway, sorry for the wall of text and posting as a relative newfag.

No. 38076

>>37900
Interesting. Thanks for letting me pick your brains a bit.

No. 38077

>>37923
Curious about what? What would one reach out to you for?

No. 38079

>>38072
You seem to be a very plain person.

No. 38080

>>38079
I know. Sorry. I don't know how to change it. I don't even know if I want to change it or not.

No. 38090

>>38077
Well many robots have vented on this thread, I don't really feel like contacting them on here about it. I'm free of time for a week or two so I thought ''why not?''

No. 38106

>>38079
Anon don't be a bitch, guy is reaching out.
>>38072
I'd be interested to chat. Not bf hunting tho, sorry.

No. 38107

File: 1442849432358.jpg (1.78 MB, 3520x2616, h.jpg)

Will I ever have gf or my hobbies and shit too autistic?

No. 38109

>>38107
What is other? Race plays a big part.

No. 38110

>>38109

Mixed, Croatian/Crimean Tatar.

No. 38111

>>38107
I also think you should set sights on 18-20, and lower max age to 26-28. Because if you have 'interesting hobbies' younger girls are more accepting and older women usually don't want younger men especially if they're overweight and have interesting qualities.
My one friend is an absolute qt at 18 and her husband is an overweight oddball (but he has a lovely personality) and he is 23. I just think you're more likely to attract younger girls.

No. 38113

File: 1442850628252.jpg (430.78 KB, 833x649, 1442748373042.jpg)

>>38111

I'm trying, I stopped being a whiny bitch and started to work towards the stuff I wanted last year but seems like I can't find girls like that. There was one in my astronomy club last year but she's going out with a super turbo frat boy, I basically had no chance but to give up. Guess I'm just gonna weight until I lose weight.

No. 38117

>>38113
Sometimes I feel the lonely men are the most picky. I have no ideal man, and I've had three happy relationships (Until the breakup point of course) They were all different.
First guy was 2 years older, major fedora chubby weeb. 2nd was 4 years older and an tall ripped army nut.
3rd was 7 years older baby faced shortie studying to become an engineer.

I liked them all equally, their hobbies, age and appearance were all drastically different. But I got something out of each relationship. To be honest most relationships fail until you find 'the one' and are in the right place in your life. So just test the waters. Don't build up a dream qt because she probably doesn't exist, and even if she did the likelihood of the first relationship failing is large. I'm sure you'll find someone, just don't build an idealistic picture because you'll be disappointed.
I've never had an ideal man, so I've had a diversity and it really was lovely with each of them

No. 38118


No. 38119

File: 1442851567174.jpg (1.06 MB, 3624x1170, kebabistan.jpg)

>>38116

I'm not picky though, I just started to talk to girls again last year since high school. I just never had one that seemed interested in my hobbies or stuff I do. I just don't like the "shopping, gossiping, clubbing" kind because I can't keep up with that kind of social life. I guess Americans and Europeans are more lucky about different kinds of people, here in Turkey you are absolutely fucked if you are even a bit different than the populace specially as a man. If you are not a turbo alpha loudmouth macho guy with a bursting wallet they won't even consider you human.

No. 38120

Who /homo/ here

>tfw no bf

No. 38131

>>38107

Lose weight and you can, you sound like a nice enough guy.

No. 38211

>>38107
I love how fat guys expect fit/normal girls to go after them kek

No. 38226

>>38211

I'm losing the weight though, I've gone down to 107 kg from 130 in three months. Gonna be at a healthy weight in a couple of months at this pace.

No. 38251

>>38211
That's his IDEAL qt.
I'm sure if he made an ideal self he'd be a lower weight.
I think thin girls are more likely to go out with chubby/fat guys than thin dudes going out with chubby/at girls.

>>38226
Proud of you anon. How do you describe your dressing style?

No. 38262

>>38251

Pretty plain on my off days, white/green/gray v neck t-shirts, chinos, jeans with sneakers/derby shoes in summer. Hand knitted sweaters(mom still loves making them for me), oxford shirts, flannels, hoodies again with chinos/jeans, chelsea boots/chukkas in winter. I just wear oxford shirts, khaki chinos and derby shoes when I have to go to work. I mostly go comfy over style.

No. 38272

>>38262
You don't wear a fedora? That's good. That's key.

Your style sound nice. I hate over stylized metro-sexual guys. Having your own style is nice, but not so much that you shop for clothes and spend as much time getting an outfit together as me.

No. 38274

>>38272

Dressing good is important but I think shit gets worse like everything else when you overthink it. Overthinking was the thing ruined my life in the past so I don't give a shit anymore, I just wear whatever looks nice and feels comfortable. I don't need super stylish clothes for work since I work from home.

No. 38278

File: 1442876477572.jpg (100.63 KB, 720x1280, 20150921160022.jpg)

>>38262
I like to dress casual cute.
it's a two piece outfit. So I want a guy that has his own style, but isn't obsessed.

No. 38280

File: 1442876870748.jpg (97.23 KB, 480x800, Snapchat--8115367104264062331.…)

>>38278

I'm too generic.

No. 38281

>>38272
For many people, myself included, clothing is a fun hobby! Why do you dislike these "metrosexual" men so much? Looking nice and tidy or even dressing a bit fun isn't female exclusive. It seems a bit silly that a man that's more interested in his wardrobe than you is an immediate turnoff. If my girlfriend were say, more interested in fishing/hunting/cars than me I don't think I'd care much.

No. 38286

>>38281
Well it's just a turn-off of my own. Not much I can do about it. I like when a guy can go shopping with me and find things he likes, that is unique to his own style. But I don't want him to follow men's fashion inspo on IG. There is a fine line

>>38280
I'd like that more if you had a nice colored shirt and maybe a bit looser.
It's not even because of your weight. I think tight clothing on men isn't cute.

No. 38294

>>38286

I don't have any loose stuff unless I wear it at home. They look even worse on me.

No. 38694

File: 1443122201164.jpg (1.98 MB, 2904x3726, 1442781341515.jpg)

The faces of /r9k/.

What is wrong with them?

No. 38708

>>38694
Number 125 is actually pretty attractive.

No. 38717

>>38694
Okay, so listing people that I'd think have normal social lives. (Like I can imagine them at a bar with their friends)
I'm ignoring their stupid frowning or whatever faces they're making and looking at their features. Sooo:
11,19,24,25,27,32,76, 114 (looks like he'd be at some pretentious bar, being a dick).
So 8/155 don't have their social retardation written on their faces. The rest of them would just strike me as friendless if I saw them somewhere.

121 looks like a finn

>>38708
ew no. I hate thin lips and beady eyes.

No. 38784

>>38694
most of the guys look fine or even cute, imo. i don't think the problem is their face. they must be depressed or something.

No. 38787

>>38784
The problem is probably thEir personality.

No. 38788

>>38787
>>38784

They just need a little bit of love in their life.

No. 38789

>>38788
The thing is most of them probably have had that and treated the girl like complete garbage because she didn't fit their standards of a perfect woman

No. 38790

>>38789

Yeah, most of them have retarded standards but some of them are just victims of genetics or social retardation.

No. 38794

I've talked to one of the anons on this thread and he's super-sweet. Not even in a fedora way. I really wonder why some of these guys have such trouble since some seem pretty nice.

No. 38802

File: 1443138519656.jpg (142.32 KB, 960x720, 1443119059438.jpg)

>>38794

Well I'm just talking for myself but I think most of us also suffer from this. I have too many mental shit for a functioning relationship, I get 2-3 panic attacks everyday end up in ER to get sedated most of the time, I have severe fear for rejection and criticism, I can't get close to people because I'm afraid they'll just reject or ridicule because of my weaknesses, I also got kidnapped and buttraped when I was a kid I have severe trust issues because of this. Mix this with getting cheated on two times and mild paranoia, you'll get a socially dysfunctional man child.

No. 38827

>>38790
>>38789
you guys are wrong

t. robot

No. 38833

>>38794
We don't even try. I never made an effort to befriend people or get a girlfriend, or even finish my education and get a job. For the last decade of my life (some of the most crucial years of my development) I have lived for video games, drugs, fapping, and trolling the internet.

>>38794
Nice is nice but it alone won't get you anywhere as a man. You need initiative and the self-confidence to impose your will on the world or you will NEVER get what you want.

No. 38841

>>38833
There is someone for everyone, man.

No. 38892

File: 1443154091391.gif (1.88 MB, 356x200, 1431106221577.gif)

>>38694
>Number 3

No. 38906

>>38892
That gif is amazing

No. 38907

>>38694
Number 12, 13 and 14 are competing in an ugly contest.

No. 38908

>>38694
81 is cute as fuck from what I can see.

No. 38950

>>38694

82 made me think of a young Leo, or pewdiepie with less hair.

No. 38980

>>38802

And here I thought I had a bad life.

No. 38984

>>38908
Yeah, he seems pretty cute but the hair makes him look like he could be socially awkward. I rarely see guys with longer hair who aren't awkward or pretentious af.

No. 38995

File: 1443206257557.jpg (17.64 KB, 651x137, 1443193744449.jpg)

>>38980

I can pretend pretty alright but once other person gets a bit close I start to sperg out and think they are after something, I have a really low opinion of myself so I always think they have some ulterior motive to get close to me.

No. 39027

>>38833
what kind of drugs?

No. 39053

>>39027
Not interesting ones.

I shouldn't have worded it like that tbh.

No. 39220

>>38694
97 has a good skull. wasted potential there

No. 39409

>get invited to go out tonight by some old friends
>just want to stay at home and shitpost

What do lolcow?

No. 39416

>>39409
Go outside

No. 39661

File: 1443308996211.gif (907.1 KB, 500x394, 1443138581039.gif)

Anyone else feel like killing themselves tonight?

No. 39663

>>39661
Do it faggot

No. 39667

>>39661
no. But do it anyway.

No. 39672


No. 39725

File: 1443330073791.png (512.68 KB, 1440x1989, chad.png)

Why does Chad hurt /r9k/ so?

No. 39727

>>39725
Chad does not hurt /r9k/. He is simply a fact of life.

No. 40366

>>39727
Fuck you normie scum, I hope you die in a fire.

No. 40370

>tfw you realize you have been dating Chad for the past year

Although let's be real, the cute face and the big dick and the physical fitness are all things that women have been bred to choose over robots for millenia
genetic superiority, brah.

that being said, he's still a total asshole and I suspect his rancid personality and rotating orbit of beta followers stems from daddy issues.

No. 40371

>>38694
Out of 155, there are only approximately 15 that I would be dtf.

No. 40372

>>40371
Which 15?

>>40366
I'm a true robot in every sense of the word friend.

No. 40375

>>28820
Exactly! The amount of times i've heard these little shits scream on about the friendzone-not to mention they have been trolling the 4chan lbgt board lately saying stupid shit about women. I get second hand embarassent for them lol.

No. 40377

>>28832
Oh the projection is strong with this one lol.

No. 40378

File: 1443407226762.jpg (116.53 KB, 641x480, medium.jpg)

>>28854
Says the asshole who's whining on this board.

No. 40379

>>38784
Hi /r9k/!

No. 40380

>>38694
13, 14, maybe 47 if he got a tan, 54, and 59 look good.

No. 40382

File: 1443409044963.jpg (39.85 KB, 400x466, 1431809054622.jpg)

>>38694
>33
>47
c-cute

No. 40388

File: 1443412394304.png (87.35 KB, 212x278, npc_orkmale_samuel.png)

>>38694
>Number 73

Holy shit

No. 40390

/r9k/ likes to think that everyone who is more successful than themselves is a bad person. Men who have girlfriends? Degenerate normal fags! Why are they degenerate? Because they are happier than you. These people who think themselves so humble and modest also think of themselves as superior and more inelegant than the society they don't understand. You think them as unintelligent because the alternative is to admit that they are able to grasp what you cannot (society).

No. 40391

>>40390
my impression is that the only thing /r9k/ really hates are women. They atleast have some grudging admiration for Chad for being so much successful than them

No. 40396

File: 1443416157097.png (35 KB, 1366x358, cringe.png)

>people on /r9k/ getting angry in cringe threads

No. 40412

>>40396
Ahhh, truly pathetic men who should off themselves and do the planet a favor.

No. 40414

God, I can't believe I spent like a year of my life on /r9k/. I was just wallowing in self-hatred and self-pity. I forced myself to stop going there (used an addon to block /r9k/, lol) and became a much happier person.

No. 40415

What does it take for farmers here to upload pictures of themselves, other than making sincere beauty-related threads which seem to compel some people to upload photos of themselves to "get advice" on their appearance

No. 40416

>>40415
Post yourself first.

No. 40425

>>40416
I did already actually
see >>38280

No. 40426

>>40415

Why do you want/need to see pictures of us.

No. 40428

>>40426
because I'm curious. I don't have any other, more elaborate explanation. Simply curious.

No. 40429

>>40426
He's thirsty.

No. 40433

>>40425
No face, doesn't count.
Nice gynecomastia btw.

No. 40441

>>40433
you could always black out your faces too if it made you feel more safe, like I did.
I wouldn't mind.

No. 40443

>>40425

Fuck off, you're not me.

No. 40444

>>40415
not going to happen.
farmers are paranoid. we spend our time on this board either actively ripping other girls and their appearance apart, or watching it happen. self-posts are frowned upon and seen as attention-whoring, so a rate or selfie thread is just going to languish in the pasture if you try to force it.
besides, self-posting in a thread like this would only be seen as encouraging you guys in your futile quests for online girlfriends.

No. 40445

>>40444
This anon knows what's up. I'd never post a picture of myself here.

No. 40451

File: 1443466679230.jpg (88.77 KB, 634x580, article-2638543-1E2ED97E000005…)

What do you guys think of Elliot Rodger, martyr of virginity and patron saint of /r9k/?

No. 40453

>>40451
I hope he gets raped repeatedly in prison.

No. 40456

>>40451
He quoted WoW in his video whilst trying to make it sound le so hardcore. He's a cringe-worthy faggot so I'd say he's the perfect patron saint of /r9k/. :^)

No. 40460

>>40453
Can't happen: he killed himself after.

No. 40461

>>40451
You know how there are movies that are just mediocre and forgettable-tier bad, and then there are movies that are "so bad they're good," and then there are movies that are so bad you wonder how the fuck a single person, let alone multiple people, thought it would be a good idea to green-light them? Elliot Rodger is like a human incarnation of that third type of movie. How the fuck does a human being even manage to go that wrong? I mean, that manifesto…part of me is still cringing to this day.

No. 40462

>>40456
>He quoted WoW in his video whilst trying to make it sound le so hardcore

He really was hardcore though, that makes it kind of cool that he quoted WoW.

>>40461
This person gets it.

No. 40463

>>40451
the next luca magnotta?

No. 40464

>>40463
He's dead.

No. 40465

>>40463
kek, I forgot about that guy and I never noticed the similarities in appearance between the two…spoopy

No. 40483

>>40462
No he wasn't. He couldn't even carry out the plan he originally intended to do because he was too much of a pussy to do it. Quoting WoW is fedora pleb tier and pathetic. It's like quoting LoL. Kill yourself, retard.

No. 40521

>>40483
>No he wasn't. He couldn't even carry out the plan he originally intended to do because he was too much of a pussy to do it.
His original plan was pretty fanciful. Anyway, taking on his three roommates in close-quarters combat is pretty hardcore by my standards, I don't know what kind of life you live that you're not moved by it.

>Quoting WoW is fedora pleb tier and pathetic.

Nice buzzwords. What should the raging beta about to take his anger out on the world have quoted? WoW is perfect, nothing could be more appropriate for the context. Elliot Rodger was a true man of our times and I'm sorry that you can't appreciate that.

No. 40532

>>40521
as metal as stabbing three people to death sounds, the guy killed his nerdy ass asian roommates who probably got as much sex as he did.

Fucking idiot was a total fail.

No. 40533

>>40461
What is funny is that he was rich and not ugly. If these fag couldn't get laid then you robots might as well just kill yourselves

No. 40538

How are robots' relationships with their sisters? Do you mostly have younger or older sister or no sisters at all or is it an even mix?

No. 40545

Here is some random documentary I found about "love shies" and PUAs. It's pretty hilarious how these people can get women so wrong

https://vimeo.com/28466163

No. 40546

>>40545
>all those self described feminists feeling sorry for and sympathizing with the foreveralone guys

A match made in heaven.

No. 40547

>>40546
Who are you talking about? Me? I feel sorry about foreveralone types depending on their circumstances. Like my ex boyfriend, he is forever alone because I guess his looks are pretty bad and he has a weird personality. But he's in college, not really a time for dating, and he's had some girls interested in him and blew it so it's hard to say whether he'd be like that for long. idk

No. 40548

>>40532
>the guy killed his nerdy ass asian roommates who probably got as much sex as he did.
Elliot was so far gone that he had little more in common with them than with an archetypal Chad. That he and is roommates were in a similar situation relationship wise was not important.

>>40547
I was talking about the comments on the vimeo page.

>ex boyfriend

>forever alone
>he's had some girls interested in him
>forever alone

I guess one of us doesn't understand the term.

Also, what does your ex boyfriend look like? It must be bad if you think that he might end up alone forever.

No. 40550

>>40521
>Nice buzzwords
>raging beta
Nice buzzwords yourself, moron.
>What should the raging beta about to take his anger out on the world have quoted?
Something intellectual to make himself at least a bit more respectful. Instead, he quoted a video game that 12 year old suburban kids play. He couldn't even quote anything from a book.
Your posts increasingly become as idiotic as Elliot was. Like I said, kill yourself. I'm done with you.

No. 40551

>>40550
>Something intellectual
Elliot Rodger was not an intellectual, he was a former WoW addict.

No. 40555

>>40548
what does he look like? he looks really weird. i think the words that have been used to describe him are "rapist", "child molester", and "skellington". he's really skinny, like he has an eating disorder

No. 40590

>>40380
You're a nigger.

No. 40591

>>40415
>>40425

Well I posted in reply, just without my face, like you did too.

No. 40617

>>40591

He is not me.

No. 40652

>>40590
actually white :)

No. 40667

>>40652
Oh, then you're most likely a hambeast

No. 40674

>>40667
And you're most likely a virgin neet

No. 40699


No. 40729

What is PULL?

No. 40748

>>40729
Patriarchy USA & Loveshy Legion - it's a radical men's rights forum on the deep web that likes to invade female dominated boards like this and dox the users

No. 40750

File: 1443574301078.jpg (17.51 KB, 308x297, 1420113036837.jpg)

>>40748
Okay, thats pretty fucking good

No. 40752

>>38694
most of them greasy af

No. 40773

>>40591
And I appreciate that. Thank you. I thought you looked very cute. But I'd like to see other farmers too, post pictures of themselves.
sage because don't feel like bumping right now

No. 40804

>>29766
do you have a single fact to back that up?

No. 40805

What is this place? How do I get a gf?

No. 40809

File: 1443607803750.jpg (11.82 KB, 250x255, 1439494191649-1.jpg)

>>40805
idk
I just came here bc I figured robots would post their best memes when there were girls to impress
i was wrong

No. 40831

>>38694
dang I remember that thread, guess who is I

No. 40855


No. 40856


No. 40857

>>40856
Gimme a hint. Narrow it down.

No. 40858

>>40857
it doesn't work like that

No. 40859

File: 1443635236136.jpg (550.24 KB, 1080x1920, 1443602079798.jpg)

Do you farmers have any experience with Eggs?

No. 40860

>>40858
Hints are a good idea. It will be like guess who.

No. 40861

>>40860
Ok base on your hints I'll pick the most autistic looking ones first. 4?

No. 40863

>>40861
wrong, that guy isn't ugly

No. 40864

>>40863
Did I mention his level of ugly? No.
1?2?19?20?34?41?
Or are you a fembot?

No. 40865

>>40864
im not

No. 40868

>>40865
Okay then.

Do you have long or short hair?

No. 40870

>>40868
too late now

No. 40874

>>38694
A lot of these are pretty much what I imagined robots would look like. 24 and 125 are actually quite the lookers, IMO. 81 needs to take that shit off of his face so I can get a better look. Seems like he could potentially cosplay as Thor. 101 looks like someone I'd want to hang out with, 47 looks like he'd be super sweet IRL, and both 16 and 114 look eerily like people I know. I don't like that.

No idea who the person posting in this thread would be, though.

No. 40880

>>40874
They're not robots. They are /soc/ attention whores.

No. 40882

File: 1443637800263.jpg (55.17 KB, 450x320, stock-photo-portrait-of-a-beau…)

>>40880
h-hey!
I got doxxed fair and^2 to be on that list.
Quit undermining anons haxor abilities please.

No. 40883

>>40880
Oh, whoops. Still, a lot of them do look like what I picture robots looking like.

No. 40884

>>40883
What is the essence of a robot? What do they have in common?

No. 40887

File: 1443638821576.jpg (79.49 KB, 330x286, alexis_image_4.jpg)

>>40884
not that person, but I care enough to deliberate…
There is an important distinction to be made between failed normies and true robots.

A failed normie is rejected by society
while a robot rejects society.

ie. one is the product of projected hate and apathy,the other projects hate and apathy.

No. 40888

>>40887
don't tell me that true robots haven't at least tried to be normies at some point. come the fuck on

No. 40895

File: 1443639934909.jpg (714.01 KB, 900x1184, TPPA.jpg)

>>40888
I can't speak for others, but i never even tried…
It just never looked fulfilling from and outside perspective.

Maybe one of these days I'll put on a persona and try my hand at seeking happiness through validation and success through making others fail.

But I wont be 'coming the fuck on' today… probably not tomorrow either.

No. 40901

>>40888
I will tell you. The friends I used to have I only had reluctantly, I dropped out of university despite doing well and being an active participant in class, and all the girls who tried to get to know me were pushed away by my uninviting demeanor and terse answers to their questions.

No. 40902

File: 1443641485535.jpg (116.54 KB, 497x502, images (8).jpg)

>>40901
are you me?

No. 40904

>>40902
We robots all came off the same production line.

No. 40923

>>40884
They go on /r9k/.

No. 41071

File: 1443727383037.png (87.66 KB, 1331x257, 1443724760014.png)


No. 41073

>>41071
Wow, how pathetic can one be?

No. 41074

File: 1443728116560.png (150.59 KB, 1280x720, cat marine.png)

>>33239
Hey now, as a non-r9k /pol/ack, I resent that.

I would like to say though that whites and asians should not be mixing with shitskins like guptas, niggers, and mexifilth. Pray tell how it's not wrong to mix with animals such as those I listed.

No. 41075

>>41074
you know you'd fuck a nigger, Mexican and an Indian if they offered it.

No. 41076

>>41071
He shot up a community college…how low can you get

No. 41079

Oh man I can't wait for the fucking fallout and endless news speculation on this one it's going to be glorious.

>"the shooter was known to frequent an internet imaging board dedicated to posting variations of a cartoon newt dubbed "Pipe", and to hoard jugs filled with his own bodily excretions within his room"


Listening to police scanners now.

No. 41080

File: 1443728652576.png (1.28 MB, 989x871, niggasaywat.png)

>>41075
I'm not into bestiality and I do have SOME degree of standards (ie no ham planets).

No. 41081

>>41080
Has a girl from those races ever flirted with you or paid attention to you?

No. 41084

>>41081
Yes. Both mexifilth and sheboon. No guptas yet. Frankly I was disgusted by their appearances. It was like some manner of feral animal was trying to get close to me.

No. 41087

>>41084
So you're telling me swarms of black/Mexican women have been falling all over you and hitting on you in real life?

No. 41088

>>41087
Not swarms thankfully. It's just something thats happened here & there. Disgusting creatures, honestly.

The world would be a better place if mexicannots and negroids were wiped out.

No. 41090

>>41088
I find that hard to believe. if white women don't want you, I can't imagine anyone else wanting you either.

No one wants someone else's trash.

No. 41092

>>41090
White women have hit on me in the past (mind you I'm very picky). Most were just really bland and generic and uninteresting though.

No. 41094

>>41092
There's no point in lying online. You're here which means very few women(if any at all) want you.
You really expect me to believe people find you desirable?

No. 41095

>>41094
As I said earlier in the thread, I'm only here because someone linked me to this board sometime back.

No. 41097

>>41095
I'm sure the reason you're single is because you have many options but you're just picky lol

Ok then.

No. 41098

File: 1443729803217.png (17.84 KB, 640x480, garrisonkikespanker.png)

>>41097
To put it in perspective, I'd only date a female version of Zyklon Ben Garrison.

No. 41099

>>41098
Have you ever even had sex with more than one woman?

No. 41100

>>41099
Have you? :^)

No. 41102

>>41100
Yes I've had sex and dated numerous men from difference races and backgrounds.
Does it surprise you that a black girl gets more sex and dates then you?

No. 41103

>>41102
Oh sweet christ you're a sheboon? At the very least do you have a face that doesn't look like that of some deranged ape?

No. 41104

>>41103
It's no surprise that someone who isn't anything most people would want, goes around calling women ugly or saying they're bland.

No. 41105

>>41104
I see the chimp has learned to project.

>I've had sex and dated numerous men from difference races and backgrounds.

It is said that a key capable of opening any door is a very good and useful key, but a lock that can be opened by just about any key is an incredibly shitty lock. Take that as you will.

No. 41108

>>41105
How does it make you feel to know I've been in many serious relationships and all of them were with upper middle class white and East Asian men?

Also, most people don't stay with the same guys the met in their 20s. At this time we date around, you'd know that if you weren't a loser.

No. 41109

File: 1443730893713.jpg (80.76 KB, 731x420, DJRaceMixer.jpg)

>>41107
>How does it make you feel to know I've been in many serious relationships and all of them were with upper middle class white and East Asian men?
>How does it make you feel to know that I'm a parasitic negroid who got with rich white and asian guys

Please do keep shooting yourself in the foot, Laqueeshaneequatoyafonda. Oooga Booga.

No. 41110

>>41109
I just go out with guys who like me. I'm a shy person so I don't try to go after guys.

I can't help it if the guys who ask me out are white/Asian.

No. 41113

>>41105
Not that anon but…really? that stupid analogy? have this one then:

A pencil sharpener that can sharpen any pencil is a great pencil sharpener, but a pencil that lets itself get sharpened too much becomes useless.

robots so bitter that no one wants to fuck their impotent limp dicks.

No. 41115

>>41113
Based on his analogy a key that can open any key hole is useful, I guess based on that logic he is useless.

No. 41118

File: 1443734102418.png (77.91 KB, 599x188, image.png)


No. 41130

>>40887
I started out rejecting society. Then I got sick of that and tried to be a functional member of it. And failed. Now I'm just unhappily clinging to life.

No. 41160

>>41076
doing god's work

No. 42697

File: 1444623910386.jpg (249.44 KB, 1620x695, 1444326068035.jpg)

So, Robots.

Which one are you?

No. 42698

>>42697
Why did you bump this thread

No. 42699

>>42698
Seriously, god damn.

No. 42700

>>42699
you just bumped it again

No. 42701

File: 1444627756774.jpg (32.35 KB, 229x343, 1420300805732.jpg)

>>42697
>Can recommend some truly life-changing anime.

No. 42702

>>42700
No now u bumped it ohhh why!!

No. 42710

>>42702
[bumping intensifies]

No. 42712

>>42697
everyone tastes their own cum at least once, this isn't special

No. 42713

>>42712
Swede spotted.

No. 42948

>>42712
That's pretty gay.

No. 43060

>>42697
Why me reporting in

No. 43724

>There are people that actually want to meet each other from imageboards

No. 43727


No. 43747

>>43724
I want to meet people who I can connect with on a meaningful level and, strangely, imageboards seem to be the most likely place to find those people.

No. 44400

Necroing because I want a gf

No. 44528

wtf is this place

Will somebody be my gf?

No. 44532

>>44528
>>44400
no, but you can go fuck yourselves. we all have teeth and sand in our vaginas so away with you back to reddit

No. 44536

File: 1446146537600.jpg (Spoiler Image,180.93 KB, 866x1300, 36065014-Scruffy-looking-middl…)

>>44532
pretty please be my gf?

No. 44544

File: 1446150003637.jpg (27.3 KB, 449x299, swez.jpg)

>>44536
please die

No. 44553

File: 1446152103219.jpg (126.89 KB, 802x1300, funny-love-romance-dating-vale…)

>>44544
I'll die for you bby

No. 44555

File: 1446153039181.jpg (79.97 KB, 300x450, knight-eating-waffle-ice-cream…)

>>44553
what are u waiting for. off yourself then, pussy

No. 44557

File: 1446153737583.jpg (78.21 KB, 508x337, kissy-kissy-for-u.jpg)

>>44555
I'm waiting for a sloppy kiss

Then I'll do it

come here cutie pie

kissy kiss

No. 44560

File: 1446155217540.jpg (25.24 KB, 450x357, myprecious.jpg)

>>44557
ok but just 1. give grammy a big ol smooch. r u satisfied faggot

No. 45336

>>45335
They should re-title these cringe threads.

No. 45338

>>45335
It's sad that people take the labels of "chad" and "robot" so seriously. They're just setting themselves up for failure.

No. 45340

File: 1446731878140.png (452.59 KB, 596x750, hey.png)

>>45335
>>45337
I made this

No. 45341

File: 1446732740705.gif (10.52 KB, 390x334, japanese ulicwij.gif)

hi can i get a 3dpd gf too?

No. 45342

>>45340

Yes, i am so sorry, that its so cringe and insulting, how dare i ask for companionship? You know what, its my fault, i am an idiot for expecting a symbiote of compassion or comradere from fellow human beings, but don't worry i wont make that mistake again.

No. 45344

>>45342
nigger, ur on a board apparently run by a genuine faggot, populated by cgl 3dpd sluts who perpetually cyber bully a slightly fat woman with a strong jaw for living out her weeaboo dreams. the only reason u want to communicate with these tramps is for the miniscule possibility to impale vaginally them with the force of a thousand suns. however, you will regret associating with this vaguely human trash

No. 45345

>>45342
>Yes, i am so sorry, that its so cringe and insulting, how dare i ask for companionship? You know what, its my fault, i am an idiot for expecting a symbiote of compassion or comradere from fellow human beings, but don't worry i wont make that mistake again.

Dont stop baby im almost there

No. 45346

File: 1446734433930.jpg (93.69 KB, 1000x667, 1439673324982.jpg)

all female users this board have hepatitis

No. 45347

File: 1446734576088.jpg (116.93 KB, 962x876, 3c8c81fb013339cb7892bb7283c721…)

>>45342
I just came from 8chan, saw this.. I wasn't gonna post but meh, whatever.

Idunno what the fuck this place is but as far as I can tell it seems like this is literally a fucking chan full of chicks talking shit about other chicks, and you can tell its legit because its full of bullshit you'd expect from bitches lmao this whole place is rediculous.

Anyway, what you did wasn't cringe man, you're just asking for companionship but in like really nerdy way, most bitches don't like that kind of interaction. They want to be controlled, fucked in the ass and used. You need to up your game /b/ro


what the fuck is this place even rofl

No. 45349

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to be honest fam

i think chicks are the worst anons, they can be 10x as cold and "bitchy" as dudes when they're anonymous. Just take this site as an example. Look at a couple of threads, its nothing but bitching and talk straight smack about other bitches, like for real tho

No. 45350

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No. 45352

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>>45350
chicks can't be funny, its really fucking hard for them to understand how to be funny.

this is why this site is just people talking shit about other similar people to them.

No. 45356

>>45349
'Bitchiness' is absolutely nothing compared to the levels of stalking and threats on the more male-oriented sites. The vendettas are usually equally pointless, but men tend to take it way further.

No. 45359

>>45352
Yeah, I bet people laugh at you all the time anon.

Y'know, cause you're such a funny guy :^)

No. 45364

>>45356
This 100%

me and my girls may be bitchy and even vendetta-chans at times but that does not even hold a candle to the shit men do on chan boards

fucking male entitlement man :^)

No. 45374

>>45356

This.
Even IRL I have been threatened with being held down and raped or murdered on two separate occasions for the crime of spurning their advances.

Men are total drama queens.

No. 45382

File: 1446751682966.jpg (14.94 KB, 225x224, photog.jpg)

>>45359
>absolutely triggered

Mission accomplished.

No. 45388

File: 1446752791648.jpeg (163.64 KB, 1252x1252, SuperDoge3.jpeg)

>>45374
>>45356
You guys say that like if everyones a fucking stalker. Yes, I'm a stalker too. I'm gonna rape your vagina bitch. You better hope I don't see you on the street bitch, I'm gonna fuck you right in the pussy.

No. 45389

>>45388
Why do you guys get uncomfortable when we tell you what you are? For the most part, guys on the chans tend to be creepy stalkers. Deal with it.

No. 45450

File: 1446759986092.jpg (70.75 KB, 400x400, 8263538.jpg)

>>45388
go ahead anon

No. 45960

File: 1446852343540.png (151.21 KB, 892x590, 1446849243740.png)

>/r9k/ always complains about "fembots"
>come to a female dominated board
>shitpost everywhere
>make it known they're from /r9k/ and therefore male
>go into threads and ask women out
>always talk about their dicks
>beg for female attention
>beg for us to talk to them
>tripfag

Male hypocrisy knows no bounds.

No. 45963


No. 45966

Maybe if I were a missive cunt to guys they would take me seriously and consider a long lasting relationship with me. I always see these bitchy SJW tumblr cunts with sweet loving leftist boyfriends with big beards, it pisses me off. These are the kinds of girls that men always say they hate, yet they're the ones who end up with respectful and loving boyfriends while us serious and traditional types of girls end up with stupid, violent right wing gun nuts.
It's sad, but true. If you want a good boyfriend, you have to be a huge bitch. Sweet monogamous guys only go for bitches.

No. 45970

>>45966
What do you mean by being a bitch? Am not attracted to bitches, and am loyal.

No. 45971

>>45970
Men don't know what they want, they say they hate bitches, yet all the bitchy girls are the ones who get the best boyfriends.
Aside from that, giving that you're from /r9k/ you're probably a shitty asshole.

No. 45974

>>45344
>ur on a board apparently run by a genuine faggot
Wait I missed that, admin is homosexual?

Now it's finally starting to make sense.

No. 45975

There's more people on this planet than ever before, yet people have never felt more alone than they do today.

No. 45976

>>45966
Awesome, go post this on /r9k/.

No. 45983

Who's raiding this time?

No. 45984

>>45974
i don't think he is

No. 45988

File: 1446860288833.png (2.69 MB, 1484x1011, leftwing.png)

SJW's act like shit, yet they get rewarded for it by getting the best men.

No. 45991

>>45988
Everyone knows the actual best men are the ones who don't feel strongly about politics though lbr

No. 45992

>>45988
>a metro-sexual regressive left is the best man these days

I want a real man.

No. 45994

>>45992
>I want a real man.

Too bad, only imaginary men will go out with you.

No. 45996

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No. 45999

>>45988
>tfw lanky 6"1 innawoods Seattle type
>tfw cant grow facial hair beyond a shitstache and neckbeard
I was so fucking close to looking good.

No. 47814

where the lolita at?

No. 47817

File: 1448235025968.jpg (96.54 KB, 600x450, trunk.jpg)

hello ladies

No. 47835

File: 1448238494545.gif (301.42 KB, 500x281, 880ade8fca9a5a0f8311b005fc0525…)

>there are girls watching this thread right now

No. 47844


No. 47856

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>>45960
But this is a thread made for robots

No. 47858

File: 1448241638969.png (1.39 MB, 1037x1481, 1442533008239.png)

So this is where I can find a gf?

Can I post an application?

No. 47859

>>28460
How the hell do you figure if someone from /r9k/ or 8chan is posting outside of /b/? What does it mean to be "from" /r9k/ or 8chan anyway?

No. 47862

>>47817
hello.

No. 47863

>>47859
They usually make themselves obvious.

No. 47866

to the anon who said theyre a mix of g and ck in the other thread, are you decent looking?

No. 47867

Is this the gf store? Hi, I'd like one pure virgin qt gf, no exes please.

No. 47868

File: 1448243951234.png (146.96 KB, 1287x306, fuck u robots.png)

I was wondering what was with all the thread spam

No. 47871

>>47869
>witnessed
You have no idea what you're talking about.

No. 47873

>>47872
do it faggot

No. 47875

>>47864

What has brought you to the conclusion that this board is some kind of dating site for outcasts.

No. 47879

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>>47877

>things I like

>looking for: slightly crazy girls
>I want to get to know you

>"I'm not trying to fish for a gf your bar is low!"

No. 47881

holy shit everything is terrible

No. 47892

File: 1448254398689.gif (871.4 KB, 245x230, 1420143275791.gif)

Gotta love how the robots keep coming over to the girl's fort.

No. 47893

>>47892
My bad, meant to quote >>47868

No. 47895

>>47892

>girl's fort


Mah nugger.

No. 47982

>>31455
Alexandria reporting in

No. 48002

>>47864
I'm a little crazy. Probably not what you had in mind, tho. I'm paranoid and jealous as fuck, which would probably just piss you off. Not clingy, just jelly.

No. 48006

>>48002

>fraternising with the enemy


Can't you get your attention elsewhere.

No. 49026

File: 1449110028781.webm (Spoiler Image,4.34 MB, 502x240, 2353810-u3gQn7e6bSY.alice.webm)

would any of you do this for your boyfriends?

No. 49028

Any GF's in /hamilton/

No. 49030

>>49026
No, what a fucking slut

No. 49047

>>49026
That's fucking disgusting you sick degenerate

No. 49049

>>49047
oh don't worry, I'm a virgin, never done anything of the sort. But it is really hot to look at

No. 49053

>>49026
The act itself or being recorded whilst in the act of it?

No. 49057

men are fucking degenerates

No. 49086

>>49053
the act itself. Continuing even when/while you're puking, and cleaning up the mess afterwards. Would you be willing to do it?

No. 49108

>>49086
Fuck no, what is wrong with you? I hate boys from 4chan. They ask you to do ridiculous things when in reality, they can't even fuck correctly and try to use autistic doujinshi lines as "foreplay".

No. 49109

>>49108
I'm not from 4chan and I wouldn't ask, if I ever had a GF, to do this for me. I'm just curious if any of you were this submissive

No. 49111

>>49109
>>49109
Submissive women who want the approval of gross guys are on 4chan and reddit, not here

No. 49134

>>49086
anon why would you ever want that
I don't want no puke on my dick, I love my dick and I want him to be clean and happy.

No. 49142

>>49086
The act itself, have done.
Never to the point of blowing chunks though. That's just unsanitary (and gross all around) for both parties. (I also don't reckon stomach acid to be particularly pleasant in the urethra.)

No. 49144

Any new englanders?
masshole here

No. 49145

>>49142
so you have let someone troatfuck you and only sometimes you puked, and only a little? Or did you mean to say you don't puke at all and if you do, you stop? Also how big are the dicks you're deepthroating. Do you enjoy it in any way? If not, why do you do it?

No. 49155

>>49145
Gb2/soc/

No. 49157

>>49145
Don't puke at all as in I don't push myself to that extent; stopping when I feel like I'm going to puke.
Dick* and I'd assume normal-sized? I don't know, I've only been with my boyfriend and I don't look for dick pics.
Not entirely sure whether I do or don't like it tbpf. I guess I regard it as a change of pace from the same old.

No. 49158

>>49157
thanks for the answer, appreciate it

No. 49182

>>49145

different anon but i've done it for my current bf. tbh he's a sadist and wanted me to do it so i did.

i hate the feeling of puking so i drank tons of water beforehand and it made it liquid-y and easy. and the only thing i ate that day was vanilla ice-cream which actually tastes good puked up.

i let him facefuck me on the reg but not to the point of puking. i'm disgustingly masochistic and love it but i'm also a outlier. most girls don't like facefucking and definitely not to the point of puking.

he's about 7 in btw (also damn i wrote a novel srry)

No. 49228

>>49182
wow, impressive. Again thanks for the input, I often wonder how it would feel like for the woman, don't care at all how detailed the response

No. 49229

>>49026
Since people are finally admitting to it. I've done it too. I Only like it if the guy is really into it. Chokeing And vomiting isn't great By itself, but I like when a guy feels it so good they take it a step to far. If I can tell theyre not very into it, I don't enjoy it.

No. 49486

File: 1449530954205.jpg (316.12 KB, 754x800, tmp_3813-1444847571943-7760198…)

Can someone give me a no bs answer about how much dick size matters?

No. 49487

>>42697
I'm not on there, but I've been most of those things at one point.
Now I just have accepted it and I don't care anymore.
I suggest all of the actual "robots" here do the same; you're only hurting yourself with these delusions

No. 49489

>>49486
the cervix sensitive and it actually hurts for them to be hit, however the g-spot is usually right underneath it, so it's actually better for dicks to be smaller.

source -a slut who likes average/smaller dicks

No. 49492

>>49486

KEK this is a complete bait image and you've completely fallen for it.
Just having the cervix touched/poked let alone jabbed with a cock is excruciatingly painful for women and the female equivalent of being kicked in the balls.

I had to go to A&E one night because my boyfriend thrusted too deep/hard during sex, whammed my cervix sent my uterus/cervix into spasms that made me puke, left me in agonising pain for like 9 hours and made it so I couldn't straighten my torso/abdomen out for some reason. The pain was unbelievable.

How is it that sex education is so bad that there are guys that actually fall for this…. I would understand if this was like the 17th century but it's 2015 and you have the entire internet at your disposal jesus christ.

It has never ONCE occurred to you to close down the porn and actually research female sexual anatomy?
Why is virtually all adult women know the male sexual anatomy back to front but so many men still believe that your urinary tract is your vaginal opening and that it's pleasurable to have the inside of the vaginal wall rammed up into your organs?
Did you even think when you first looked at that image that something want quite adding up here?

I'm in complete disbelief…

No. 49493

>>49489
I know I'm not exactly a woman, but I can't imagine wanting a smaller dick over a larger one. Bragging rights and more to play with I guess

I'm pretty self concious anout my size (5.5") and it's even worse because I'm a blackbot. Not that i think I'll be having sex anytime soon, but I feel like if I ever do she'll be sorely disappointed I don't have a foot long like most other blacks do
>>49492
I asked around on 4chan and the answers were mixed so i thought I'd ask here

No. 49494

>>49493

Big dicks hurt man. Men don't know shit about what feels good in a vagina, because they only listen to other men (for some fucking reason).

Plus girth is better than length anyway. I don't want no long skinny dick poking my cervix as he mistakes my cries of pain for pleasure.

No. 49495

>>49494
Dont women like pain during sex? Hence the prevalence of rape fantasies and loving spanking and choking? Sorry my knowledge of women comes almost entirely from the internet tbh

No. 49496

>>49493
And that thing about black dick is a retarded myth. Not every black guy hase a huge dick (trust me). And only a completely stupid whore is going to be disappointed (so long as you don't lie about your dick size)


Also size doesn't matter as much as skill. If you have a huge dick and don't know what you're doing I'd kick you out to be honest, shits painful.

No. 49497

>>49487
How old are you fam? Why did you give up?

No. 49498

>>49496
What's the biggest dick you've come across? Also just an fyi guys lie about their dick size all the time and women from what I've seen are clueless about actual measurements

No. 49499

>>49495

Only masochistic women are into pain. Rape fantasies have more to do with the womans imagination, not the actual pain.

No. 49500

>>49499
Oh from what I've seen on 4chan it seems like every woman has one tbh

What are some better sources for this sort of thing?

No. 49501

>>49498

well they have the general idea. Kinda like how men kind of know when women lie about breast size, but aren't too sure.

No. 49502

>>49500

>taking 4chan seriously


Sweetie… most of them are virgins who have never even talked to a woman. And a problem i see with y'all is that you don't try and think of individuals, just populations.

Not every woman has a rape fantasy (i actually think that rape fantasies come from trauma, but don't quote me)

No. 49503

File: 1449533827362.jpg (Spoiler Image,58.05 KB, 520x614, 1449211434190.jpg)

>>49498
I ask because some of the porn dicks I've seen dont even seem humanly possible. How can this guy ehen get that much blood flow down their let alone store it in his pants?

No. 49504

>>49502
Well so am I tbh
>>49501
Again 4chan as a source, but apparently most women think 6" is 8".

No. 49505

>>49503

porn isn't real. If a guy pulled that shit out I'd run in the opposite direction.

No. 49506

>>49505
I know porn is fake but are some dicks that huge? Have you seen something similar though? Really makes me self concious that some people exist with 10+"

No. 49507

>>49503

Dude that shit would literally disembowel you. If that guy isn't shooped he's a fucking freak

You seriously couldn't even have sex with something like that, it'd be like reenacting Mr. Hands.

No. 49508

>>49506

Dude, don't. Almost no women would go near a 10" penis. It's a thing that happens (pretty rare) but like, those guys aren't drowning in pussy either. Smaller guys would actually have a better chance, because a huge dick is intimidating as well as painful

No. 49509

>>49507
It's a cocksleeve is my guess. Add to that a tiny girl and some photoshop and there you go

No. 49510

>>49506

Why is it that we keep telling you this over and over and you're ignoring everything?

STOP LISTENING TO OTHER MEN WHEN IT COMES TO WHAT WOMEN LIKE AND START LISTENING TO ACTUAL WOMEN, FUCK

Also yes girth trumps length. The longer it is the greater chance of him touching my cervix which just fucking sucks.

No. 49511

>>49510

Its because they think women can't possibly tell a man what they prefer. Only men can understand that somehow.

Everytime some dude from /r9k/ asks us a question, they do this. They keep insisting that 4chan is always right and its like.. why even ask us then.

Polite sage for impolite rage

No. 49512

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>>49506

Nigger do you know what a dick sleeve is.
It's a giant, plastic cock that sheaths over the original like a sock.

No way >>49503 is real.

No. 49514

>>49513

Why would you take such a blatantly unflattering photo though.
Also you really should just hire a hooker and get it out of the way already.

No. 49515

>>49512
No I do appreciate getting both sides of this. And ya 4chan really hammers home that women either dobt know what they want or lie about it for whatever reason. Just asking
>>49513
Jesus dude. Take care of yourself

No. 49516

>>49514
It's the only photo I had of myself at the moment. I took it when I was looking into skincare earlier this year but that kind of fell through

I don't want a hooker either. I can't think of anything I'd hate doing more. I really do emphasize that I've accepted it and I don't care anymore

No. 49518

>>49515

If you ever wanna get laid just know 4chan is wrong though. Your height doesn't matter as much as you think it does. Your penis size doesn't matter as much as you think it does.

So long as you aren't hideous with a microwang you're on the right path. Get some self esteem and try not to act like a channer irl and you could probably get a gf that's as attractive as you are. Or you could just get a hooker, whatever floats your boat.

No. 49519

>>49518
I'm 5'9 and despite manlet memes I dont really care. Only thing I'm self consiois about myself physically is my dick

Socially I'm fucked because I'm a huge sperg and cant look people in the eyes let alone start a conversation

No. 49520

>>49519

Then target the awkward girl in class. You know, the one who sits alone and shit. You're both awkward and weird, so you have that in common.

And stop worrying about dick size! Most women wouldn't enjoy sex if you're over like 6" anyway.

No. 49521

>>49515

I'm gonna lay out down for you truthfully.

Honestly, aesthetically, a larger penis looks nicer (not >>49503 that's disgusting), just the same way that a big, firm, bouncy pair of tits blatantly looks nicer than some sad, saggy, spaniels ears titties. It's just fact.
Just because something is aesthetically pleasing though doesn't make it functionally pleasing.

My boyfriend is 8.4".
We've been together since we were 15 and he was a lot smaller then but ended up with a late puberty and even his dick had this crazy growth spurt over the next 3 years.

Is his dick nice to look at? Hell yeah it is, but it's really not that functional.
Sometimes sex really hurts, especially in some positions, and and although I love him sometimes I find myself rejecting sex because I'm scared he might jab cervix again and it really is such an unpleasant feeling.
Sometimes when we make love he can't even go all the way in because my vaginal canal just doesn't have the length.

Honestly if I could remove even an inch off his dick, maybe more, I would.
Sure it wouldn't look as "powerful" but at least then I could actually have sex with him without anticipating pain with every thrust.

No. 49522

>>49521

Btw I feel like I mistakenly implied I was 18 in that post. I'm not, I'm 24.

No. 49523

>>49521
Actually 8.4" or does he say he is? Must be black

Also just to calm some nerves of mine and a lot of other guys, are you "stretched out" (sorry cant think of another way to put this")? Like do you think you'd be abel to have sex with a man who was 6" or less after being with a guy who is 8.4"?

No. 49524

>>49523

… oh lawd.

The vagina returns to around normal size after a woman gives birth, so like, let that answer your question.

No. 49525

>>49524
No I mean in terms of pleasure. Theres a thing called phantom dick that woman who have had a larger partner complain about a lot. Like they expect their smaller current partner to have a bit extra and hit where their old bf used to. But the guy cant and they feel bad. Seen this on a few forums for women

No. 49526

>>49523

Uh no, I've measured personally, multiple times over the 9 years we've been together.

>must be black


No he's Caucasian, Scottish if you must know.

>are you stretched out


Jesus christ you've fallen for every piece of 4chan bait haven't you…
I'll answer you with a similar question:
How thin has your penis become over the years from the constant applied pressure of masturbation?

Jesus he believes the stretched vagina meme. I actually give up.

No. 49527

>>49525

Oooh okay well disregard my previous post then.
I've only ever been with one guy so honestly I don't know. I think if I were to break up with him and partner with a man with a shorter penis that the pain-free sex would quickly make up for any physical shortcomings I might have.

What a dream that would be…

No. 49528

>>49526
No see my other post. Not physically stretched out

No. 49529

>>49525

jesus are you even old enough for lolcow? That's some of the dumbest shit i've ever heard. If a guy knows what he's doing in bed, his dick size won't matter. Believe it or not, there's more than one way to pleasure a woman.

No. 49530

>>49529
I'm 20 so a bit young I guess. But the whole phantom dick thing isn't some 4chan bs. I've lurked women's forums and seen them talk about it

No. 49531

>>49528

Should add that I've had more than one sexual partner, and the guy with the smaller penis brought more pleasure, because you know… he didn't think big dick= instant pleasure.

No. 49550

>>49109
Submissive/kinky shit is for fat insecure whores.

No. 49551

>>49550
Lol someone has sour grapes

No. 49552

>>49521
My dude is 8 inches or so and I agree about the cervix thing. You never know when it'll happen, and it's such a scary uncomfortable pain ughh

He also never touches me down there, never ate me out etc. Because he thinks being big is all that matters. I don't mind but it's a bit shit. If he were smaller he would be more insecure and would actually care about getting me off, instead of just using me as a masturbatory aid fml

No. 49557

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>>49551
>sour grapes
Ya no. Only ugly pink haired sluts are into bdsm/kink shit, it's the only thing they can do to get boys to notice them.

No. 49559

>>49486
Big dicks are useless when attached to a guy because they shove their dicks in as hard as they can to imitate porn. Fake big dick are awesome because you can control them yourself and they vibrate. Better than sex tbh.

No. 49560

Robot do yourself a favor. Don't go on 4chan or any other imageboard for 3 months, interact with people, observe couples in real life (they're not all with 6ft Chads) and you'll understand how much sensationalist BS people spout online.

No. 49561

>>49550

Ngl that's usually the case. Ever check the dd/lg tag on tumblr? They're all fat and or ugly

No. 49566

>>49552
Talk to him about this

No. 49567

>>49560
I've gone to imageboard everyday for the past 5 years
Can't really imagine what else I'd do with my time

No. 49569

>>49560
This is 100% A+ advice. I stopped going on 4chan, at all, and went from:
socially retarded
into really gross disturbing violent gore porn
depressed and angry
booooooooored

to an actual functioning human. I can meet people now (hell, I'm married now), not into fucked up shit and actually just enjoy nice normal pleasurable sex, emotionally well adjusted, and have hobbies that extend beyond imageboards.

No, 4chan didn't cause all of those problems, but the problem is that it's a place that encourages degeneracy and if you are absorbed into it, it will amplify your problems, and you will feel no real urge to improve your life.

No. 49570

>>49569
>things that happened

No. 49587

>>49570
It's so hard to believe that someone can stop being a self indulgent freak and grow up? It's true though. I used to be huge into gurochan, just saying.

No. 49596

Another awful day

No. 49597

>>49567
inb4 I get lynched but reddit.
It's a decent middle ground. 4chan is constantly accusing them of being a bunch of liberal pussies, but sjws accuse them of being the exact opposite. Then again, it's pretty easy to get sucked into less than great subreddits like theredpill or whatever…

No. 49615

>>49552

>You never know when it'll happen, and it's such a scary uncomfortable pain ughh


Urghhhadhiushfasffi; this.
Sometimes I'm so tense during sex because I'm like "OH GOD IS IT COMING? IS IT GOING TO BE THIS THRUST? PLEASE BABY JESUS NO" and it makes me dry up like the Sahara.

I've found the only thing that kind of works for it is a large amount of extended foreplay to get you properly aroused. If you just try to dive in, like a lot of guys do because they can go from 0 to 100 in like, 10 seconds, yeah you're gonna be hitting dat' cervix.

No. 49616

>>49587
I was the same as you. I really dislike looking at gore now but I used to be fascinated by it.
I'm turning into a piece of shit again by lurking here but when I cut out toxic places like this from my life I'm much less of a bitter cunt and am pleasantly surprised at how nice people can be.

No. 49638

>>49597
/r/theredpill tells it how it is tbh. I've done everything yheyve said which is pretty much being an assertive asshole and how women love me. Sucks pretending though

No. 49651

File: 1449616925306.jpg (452.43 KB, 1280x1556, 1409583900322.jpg)

>tfw 12 hour shifts
>tfw time literally goes slowly
>tfw feet hurts
>tfw feels are intensifying seeing happy people shopping around
>tfw just want to go back home and sleep
>tfw no one waiting for me at home

Be grateful that you are living in a first world country bros, you might have born in a 3rd world shit hole like me.

No. 49653

>>49638
Then you must be attracting trashy women because you're a straight up prick and I'm telling you how it is, faggot.

No. 49670

>>49653
All women I've met are trashy

No. 49678

File: 1449635146069.jpg (102.86 KB, 618x407, 1440660035478.jpg)

>>49616
>toxic places like this

No. 49680

>>49638

>and now women love me


And yet here you are…

No. 49684

File: 1449640338065.jpg (269.38 KB, 787x1194, 1449620557427.jpg)

Do women actually talk about their partner's dick size with friends?

No. 49686


No. 49691

>>49504
Confirmed. 6 inches looks fucking ginormous. Unless they've slept with black dudes before, most chicks seem to think their boyfriend has the biggest dick in the world.

No. 49694

>>49684
No, but only because he's smaller and it would make him feel badly if he ever knew/found out I thought that way. Although to be honest, I vastly prefer smaller dicks. Trying so hard with a small dick is so cute. Gets me off every time.

No. 49696

File: 1449648562734.jpg (44.73 KB, 458x319, 1369679372905.jpg)

>>49638
>women love me

No. 49700

>>49684
yes
its like one of the first things girls ask their friends

No. 49701

>>49566
I tried, and then he makes a half hearted effort like once, and then never touches me down there again.

No. 49711

>>49638
>Pretending to be assertive
Are you one of those people that cry when someone confronts them but tries to act tough through the tears? lol.

No. 49735

>>49684

That chart is way wrong but we do talk about dick size. Same way guys talk about tits and pussy.

No. 49738

File: 1449703113274.png (102.21 KB, 900x950, 1439877092196.png)

>tfw 4chan is down
>robots still post here
intredasting,
Have any of you actually acquired gf?
What about the curly haired guy?

No. 49750

>>49026
Ugh. He was sort of half-mast until the smell of the puke hit him. That's gross

No. 49752

>>49691
Cut it out with the cuck shit. BBC is a myth propagated by jewish porn moguls. Everyone knows that.

No. 49773

>>49738
I've had two gf's in my life.

Still a virgin though.

Pretty bitter about that.

No. 49862

File: 1449784712224.jpg (97.47 KB, 593x960, 1449442867472.jpg)

>tfw getting old
>body is reminding you your age
>started balding
>thinking about all of the things you missed out
>tfw feel left behind
>tfw feel like everything is over

No. 49863

>>49738

>curly haired guy?


Who?

No. 49864

>>49773
haha well thats your fault you fucking loser. if youre so bitter about being a virgin go hire a prostitute

No. 49865

>>49864
Robot pls no mean. :(

No. 49909

>>49738
>Have any of you actually acquired gf?
I've officially given up. Don't care anymore

No. 49910

>>49752
The reason they spam it is because it's guaranteed (You)s
Stop replying

No. 49911

>>49735
>Same way guys talk about tits and pussy
No one I know talks about this. Do you shill for your boyfriend or are you usually honest with friends about how small he is?

No. 49915

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Any takers? ;)

No. 49916

>>49915
estimates btw, i'm 19

No. 49953

>>49738

I'm probably the guy you're talking about. Still no gf of course and probably there will never be one.

No. 49957

What do white women find so attractive about black men? Honest answers only please

No. 49984

>>49957
What do white men find so attractive about asian women? Honest answers only please.

No. 49985

>>49984
That's largely a meme and people only do that because white women have all run off with black men

No. 50002

>>49984
Eh, they're fine. They're second place to white women in my book, but the gap between them and white women is still pretty huge.

No. 50003

>>50002
Same, I like white women the best (albeit more med-looking generally), but I just feel bad because none of them seem to like white men at all.

No. 50004

>>49984
asians tend to facially age less quickly. that's the main reason, i think.

No. 50005

>>49957
A lot of black men are just more chill. They tend to "go with the flow" better than white guys, IME. They also tend to have sexier voices, more kissable lips, and more passion. They're protective in a different way than white guys are. Depending on their genes, some of them have deep-set/tilted and attractive eyes (that includes the women as well).

I tend to find mixed men the most physically attractive, though.

No. 50006

>>50004
I've really never noticed that tbh. I've seen quite a few middle aged asian women who look like shit and white ones who look good and vice versa

No. 50007

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>>50005
I don't know why I even asked this. Now I just feel worthless

No. 50044

>>50003
You don't think white women like white men? That's such a hugely broad statement to make. That majority of couples I know are white/white. I'm sure the statistics would support me…

No. 50046

>>50044
White girls always post on twitter about how they love black men and that white men are lame and can't put out. It's trendy pretty much.
This video has showed up in my newsfeed from female classmates quite a lot. Sucks tbh

No. 50047

>>50046
That being said none of the girls in the video I'd want anything at all to do with. Still they're just bluntly speaking what's on white girls' minds

No. 50050

>>50047



>some vapid bitches online posted about how they wanna try black dick

>all white girls are like this

Dude… no.
They just wanna try the dick out for fun, if they don't get pregnant by tyrone they'll leave after they had their share. The only ones who stay with black men are the ugly ones anyway.

No. 50051

>>50005

eugh black men are a plague. Needlessly aggressive, loud, annoying, tend to think they're hot shit, sometimes smell like shit, the list goes on and on.

…they are attractive tho ngl.

No. 50052

>>50050
>They just wanna try the dick out for fun, if they don't get pregnant by tyrone they'll leave after they had their share
This is even worse. So white men are reduced to having to accept that all their women ride a black cock carousel and then we're supposed to ignore that and marry them? I feel sick now

No. 50053

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>>50005
>>50050
>>50051
Well then
I wasn't going to get laid regardless but this is just gross to me. White men shill for white women everywhere. White men have written countless poems and songs about your beauty and kindess and you just completely turn on us and treat us like garbage first chance you get.

No. 50054

>>50052

>all


No silly just the ones you'd want nothing to do with anyway. All the white girls I've seen have jungle fever tend to be slutty and trashy.

No. 50055

>>50053

lol im not even a white girl >>50052
Is me

No. 50057

>>50054
So are you calling her trashy and slutty? >>50051
I'll have to think on this one. An entire race of women who wants to be with a different race of men…

I don't even get why I care tbh. Can you guys stick to fucking Chads instead of Tyrones? It'll put my mind at ease. All the fucking cuck spam was real fuck

No. 50060

Honestly wish I wasn't white
Things would be so much easier for me in terms of dating and life in general

Arab or Mestizo would be nice

No. 50061

>>50057

it's not an entire race. It's just a loud minority. If given the choice most people stick to their own race anyway. Only reason why jungle fever is so rampant is because black guys will actually pursue a woman that catches his eye.

The white girl likes the attention, and the fact that it will probably make her daddy upset and give her cool points with the girls, so she goes for it. A couple months down the line she either realizes tyrone is a plauge and never speaks of dating him, or goes full hoe mode and becomes addicted to black dick.

I don't see why you'd care about a hoe.

Tl;dr: black guys are shiny and cool looking. You too can be shiny and cool looking by not being a push over

No. 50062

>>50061
What's so addictive about black dick? I feel I'm at a serious disadvantage here.

No. 50065

>>50062

They tend to be more confident in what they're doing. In pursuit of the white girl, and in bed. But after a while the confidence turns into cockiness, and girls with self worth walk away from that bullshit (unless she's pregnant, he'll walk away then)

No. 50069

>>50065
That has nothing to do with his dick though

Feel like there's no point in even trying to get into the dating pool competing with them. If someone wants a smart and kind bf they go asian and if they want some alpha male stud with a 10" dick they go black. White men have zero fucking place in the dating pool anymore and it just sucks to be aware of this yourself. We bring nothing to the table and women have been realizing that for the past several decades

Anyway thanks for convincing me to not get into the dating pool. I'm not even big on virginity but if girls just want to ride black dick throughout their whole teens and 20s then settle down with a white beta who doesn't care then I'm not having any part of that. I'm a lot of things, but I'm not going to be treated like some sort of bank and human garbage

No. 50070

>>50069
White guy here. You're delusional.

No. 50071

>>50065
>they tend to be more confident in what they'd do
Id like a word with you. I'm a fucking 25 y/o khv and I'm half black because i cant even talk to the cashier at mcdonalds. Dont base your assumptions on millions of people off movies and rappers

No. 50072

>>50070
I'm really not
Explain how I'm wrong. Put yourself in a woman's shoes and ask yourself why you'd even bother with a white man.

No. 50074

>>50069
Its not about his dick, its about the thing attached to it you dense motherfucker.

But bow out of the dating pool if you want to, just don't go "oh woe is me, women jist dont like whites :(" because it isn't fucking true.

Most of the women on this website are white, who are attracted to white men, for example. You can listen to some shallow hoes on tumblr and Facebook all you want, but if they're not the type you're going for anyway, why does it matter?

You guys always look at populations when you're fucking individuals. And the worst part is you take the outliers and assume they're general facts, because deep down you know the issue you aren't dateable isn't your race, or your height, or your dick size.

Fucking autistic people have SOs. Deathfats have SOs, hell some people in prison have an SO waiting for them.

The issue is your defeatest attitude.

sorry im kinda high and this triggered my autism

No. 50075

>>50071

>tend to be


>tend


Now jimmy, for homework i want you to go google the word 'tend' and tell me what it means, okay?

No. 50076

>>50074
>The issue is your defeatest attitude.
I'm 26 and a khv. I'm allowed a defeatist attitude at this point. I don't give a fuck about white women because of the reasons I've listed and I finally came to that realization a year or so ago. Just tried to see things from a woman's perspective and it all made sense. What pisses me off is you all continue to deny this up and down just like with saying height and dick size doesn't matter
CAN YOU STOP LYING FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIVES AND JUST TELL THE TRUTH?

No. 50079

>>50069
Lel imagine how it feels being a black manlet with an average dick. I bring absolutely nothing to the table. I used to be mad at woman but i came to a similar (albeit truer) realization as you >>50075
Ya maybe if you go to some ghetto about 40% would be confiden because theure not educated and dont know any better. and its an even lower percentage everywhere else.

You're basing this off of popular media which isnt close to reality. Black people are just people and most are scared of girls just like most other guys.

No. 50080

>>50076

> im in my prime and white girls haven't flocked to me


>i-it must be because I'm white


no its because you have an annoying and whiney personality.

Dick size and height can and will be overlooked if you have things to make up for it. Like personality. I'm not going to go "he's only 5'7? Byee" to a guy if i actually like being around him.

If he was annoying then I'd definitely not give him the time of day, because i cant justify being around him. And that's the thought process of most women. The ones who only care about looks aren't women you want to be around, yet y'all always insist on listening to them.

No. 50081

>>50079
Fucked up formatting and spelling a lot sorry.I'm on my phone and falling asleep

No. 50082

>>50079

Confidence doesn't come from being ghetto though. Stereotypes have basis in the truth, stop blaming the fact you weren't raised in the hood on why you can't talk to women.

No. 50083

>>50080
First off my prime is long fucking gone and if you actually read my post you'd see I have no interest in the dating world. I've been to university and I know how women work and it disgusts me that they can't even be truthful about anything. I just want at least one of you to admit ONE TIME what I'm saying is true.

I applaud you for actually admitting bigger is better in terms of dick size. Most women I talk to about this won't even admit this fact. Same with height. Also in modern day america white men are now at the bottom of the desirability chart so to speak while white women are still at the top. Hurts to watch a bit but I've taught myself to not care

No. 50087

>>50083

I literally said nothing about dick size? (Bigger fucking hurts in my experience ) I meant height wise as an example? White men aren't at the bottom of the chart either, thats Indian men.

But like you said, you've signed out of the dating scene, I respect it.

No. 50088

>>50082
So you think blacks have some sort of genetic thing that makes them confident? Get the fuck out of here. Im also not blaming my social anxiety on not growing up in some ghetto. Its my fault and i was just pointing to me to show youre pretty full of it. I'm the opposite of all black stereotypes anyways. Small supposedly average dick (5.7") and I'm a 5'8 manlet and I'm introvertes asfuck
>>50083
Agree with women lying about stuff but you're definitely wrong about being on the bottom of desirability scale. You're right if we're talking about blue eyes and blonde hair type white people but id say spanish/italian is still viewed as pretty attractive by women

No. 50089

>>50087
Lol this was a while ago when I was in uni before I dropped out but indians were actually preferred over white men by all races of women. I'd tell online friends about it and they didnt believe me but it was very true. Just throwing that out there

Pay attention to any form of media and whenever there is a nerd/loser archetype to fill its some white guy. Go on any social media platform and its full of every race of women fawning over everyone but whites. Koreans have a larger following of women who find them attractive ffs

No. 50090

>>50089
>indian chads
Have to lay down and imagine that one for a while

No. 50092

>>50090
Lel i cant
Night everyone

No. 50093

>>50088
what are you saying to me?
Where did i ever say blacks have a genetic thing that makes them more confident? I said confidence doesn't come from being ghetto, and that stereotypes have basis in the truth.

What that means is that people have observed that black men tend to be more out going. People have experienced this, so it became a stereotype. Does anyone know why this seems to happen more in black men than in others? Not really.

It's along the same lines of asians being smart. Are all asians straight A geniuses? No. Do they tend to get higher scores on standardized tests than other races? Yes. Its a general thing.

I'm sorry that you're an insecure manlet but the fact that you're half black doesn't cancel out observations general populations have made about black men being more out going.

No. 50094

>>50090
>>50092

this is actually too fucking easy im dying.

No. 50095

>>50090
>>50092
It is true though. Night
>>50093
White permavirgin back again.One of the only friends I've ever had was also half black and he was as big of a sperg as I am right now. He's not with us anymore though. Did what I couldn't
>>50094
?
Answer my other questions please. I'll answer any you have

No. 50097

White permavigin jesus.

Stop being such a pussy, stand up for yourself and have some fucking pride.

After you do that and carry about yourself like, I don't know, a fucking man with some balls then you'd get laid.

No. 50099

>>50097
What's more beta? Raising Tyrone's bastard kids and losing half my income to some whore or just refusing to play a game completely stacked against me? I think the latter is the best option for a white man in the 21st century

No. 50101

>>50047
Everywhere I go that's populated by white guys and they have a really shitty way of talking about women in general. What's your point? Twitter is filled with dumb fucks, more news at 11.

No. 50102

>>50101
>Everywhere I go that's populated by white guys and they have a really shitty way of talking about women in general.
This is completely false. White men are beta as fuck and actually still chase white women despite them not being interested at all. It's sad to see

I'm not basing this off of solely twitter. I'm talking real life observations and online shit everywhere.

No. 50103

>>50099
>all women have black kids

you're either such a pussy that you can't open your eyes and look outside for 2 fucking seconds, or you're a complete fucking retard.

Get used to those palms

No. 50104

>>50099

Nigger you're just making excuses for yourself now. A white woman with half black kids isn't fucking rare.

No. 50105

>>50053
>White men shill for white women everywhere.
This is fucking bullshit. Ever been to /pol/? For such a racist site, they sure do hate white women. Same goes for anywhere that's filled with white men. I often hear white dudes on places like online body builder forum saying that latina and asian girls are SO much better than those bitchy white girls.

No. 50106

I've known some betas, but lord, oh dear lord, you guys are irreparable.

Why don't you lonely whiteys go for hispanic women? I'm hispanic and I only date white men and same with many other hispanic women I know.

No. 50107

>>50104
>A white woman with half black kids isn't fucking rare.
That's exactly what I said…
She's trying to make it out that it's my responsibility to raise those shits
>>50103
I look outside quite alot thanks
>>50105
That is entirely in response to being abandoned by white women so they have to look other places. It's a petty retaliation. If white women would go back to not fucking everyone who isn't white those posts would not exist
>>50106
This is a white guy posting i can tell

No. 50108

>>50099
White men and only white men give into the MRA shit, men of other races tend to have more honer. And yet, white men still have the nerve to complain about their women hating them. They always pull the whole "women are just too stupid to see how perfect we are" instead of acknowledging that they're responsible for scaring their own women away.

No. 50109

>>50106
>I'm hispanic and I only date white men
Why though? That's something I can't understand. We have jack fucking shit to bring to the table

No. 50110

>>50107

naw you don't. because interracial relationships are fucking rare.

They're just overplayed by the media.

Thanks for failing the game

No. 50111

>>50107
*without i meant

I'm a fucking tard but shit dude you're acting like every white girl in the planet wants only PoC penis.

No. 50112

>>50111
>PoC

Please trips, don't use this term. This isn't leddit or tumblr or pillowfort

No. 50113

>>50111
>you're acting like every white girl in the planet wants only PoC penis
They do
>>50110
They really aren't. Sure you can pull up marriage stats but those are girls who are used up and marry some beta for his money

No. 50114

>>50109

Nah mate, you have jack fucking shit. White men with their shit together are a different story.

Don't lump your sorry ass with the rest of your race.



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