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No. 2564342

Previous thread: >>>/ot/2550225

No. 2564345

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he has an aunt that looks like pt

No. 2564348

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>>>/ot/2564333
Here's what "he" said to me.

No. 2564352

>>2564348
that's the longest description so far kek congrats I guess?

No. 2564354

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>>2564352
I put it in Technical Novel mode. I'm not sure what I expected. Anyway, Nagito doesn't pass.

No. 2564357

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More Alfredo sauce for me, I guess

No. 2564360

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No. 2564367

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No. 2564370

>>2564354
This scene was so based honestly

No. 2564373

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No. 2564375

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>>2564373
Last one. Mods, please ban me for 24h if possible.(ok)

No. 2564376

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>>2564375
wtf happened to Seb? Also AI has no taste clearly

No. 2564380

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Ha, Arias for life.

No. 2564384

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No. 2564388

>>2564380
When I put her in with glasses it said no, I guess the bot just hates glasses

No. 2564392

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>>2564348
…at least it liked you, I guess?

No. 2564403

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He's doesn't like the thread. It's over for lolcor.

No. 2564405

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>>2564348
I severely regret trying that novel mode with a picture of me jfc

No. 2564406

>>2564405
What did yours say?

No. 2564407

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why can't this bot make up its mind

No. 2564408

>>2564406
Long story short it liked my hair a little bit too much and described an act which sounds like it would rip it all out of my head

No. 2564419

>>2564357
I wonder if anyone ever actually has cried during sex

No. 2564421

>>2564419
The thought of a moid crying during it is hawt

No. 2564422

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AI putting the anal in analyse

No. 2564426

>>2564419
tmi but sometimes when i masturbate a few tears may come out of my eyes but it's just from closing them tightly rather than me being sad or something. i've never had actual sex though so idk if the same thing could possibly happen during that or not.

No. 2564450

dr mundo.

No. 2564453

Anons this AI fuckability stuff it's bonkers, I'm laughing my ass off over here LMAO

No. 2564469

>>2564422
This is what's going through ugly men's heads when they are insulting cute guys

No. 2564477

>>2564469
Jealousy because they know they will no woman will ever desire them sexually.

No. 2564479

I checked in on a personal cow for the first time in a few months and I forgot how unhinged she is kek
>Moved in with her mom, mom’s boyfriend, and younger brothers after selling her condo
>Lives in the living room at her mom’s house
>Gets annoyed at her mom’s boyfriend complaining she doesn’t sort the recycling
>She hired a private investigator to report him to another state where his previous wife and children live
>He hasn’t paid child support to his previous wife in over 10 years, doesn’t have a job or ID to escape detection
>The cow wants him to be arrested and asks what the likelihood of him getting arrested for this is
>Keep in mind this started because he just complained about her not sorting recycling
>Cow is autistically fixated on Backstreet Boys, Crumbl cookies, and GTA
>Posts about her meet and greet with the Backstreet Boys in between her attempting to get her stepfather arrested
I keep thinking I should make a write up about her in the personal cow thread but I worry no one would find her as interesting as I do. I also worry some of her greatest hits including harassing her neighbors and having them evicted are lost to time

No. 2564541

>>2564419
I have, not because sadness but because of the intensity of it made me tear up. Masturbating as well. It's kinda like when you tear up after yawning a lot, I guess? But tbf I'm really sensitive

No. 2564548

>>2564419
It's actually biologically impossible to cry during sex because arousal inhibits your tear glands. Anything that mentions crying during sex is a red flag for a clueless virgin writer.

No. 2564553


No. 2564554

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The bot. It clocked the tranny. I forgot that AIs can clock males. Also, kek at even a bot not wanting to fuck a man in a dress.

No. 2564566

I took a 1 week break from my hobby and i've been having "negative" dreams i wonder if they relate…

No. 2564569

work is a humiliation ritual

No. 2564584

I really think the fact that none of us are millionaires so we can't built a female utopia is a work of the devil.

No. 2564589

>>2564373
Nonnas don't submit your own images to it, I think this bot/website was made by a dude on 4chan's /vg/.

No. 2564604

been watching home cooking videos on youtube and every time an american comes up, 9/10 times they will use the word "easy". why do americand love "easy" cooking so much as opposed to these adjectives: quality, delicious, competent, skilled…

No. 2564609

>>2564604
Because most cooks (it's assumed) are moms who have to squeeze cooking for their kids and useless moids in between housekeeping, work, and childcare.

No. 2564611

>>2564604
Who's gonna click on a video titled "competent meals for your family" kek

No. 2564616

>>2564604
Maybe NEETs have the time to perfect their cooking skills with meals described as 'competent' (?) but average people cook because they need to eat. It's not a competitive sport…

No. 2564647

The father figure in the show I'm watching died a horrible death. I cried like a donkey. The next episode is probably a funeral or something and I will cry again. But I kinda need it to cry tbh so I can have more oxygen in my body. So thank you dead fictional character.
>>2564604
I get what you mean but I think it's to make cooking seem less intimidating to people who are new to it and that video is their first recipe ever. Or just a marketing thing to get people to watch the video. The other anons have a point as well, but as a sickly NEET, easy meals attract me because I can't stand up for too long to cook so I need something quick and easy, and because the more complicated recipes need ingredients I can neither afford nor find in the grocery stores, so it just puts me off cooking the recipe.

No. 2564652

Seeing CGI models printed on paper feels wrong

No. 2564656

>>2564604
You don't work 40 hours a week do you

No. 2564659

>>2564554
it couldn't clock these for some reason
>>2564295
>>2564075

No. 2564671

>>2564604
The interest in fast n easy cooking that still passes as ok cooking isn't all that american. Before online vids there was a million and one best selling cookbooks with the words fast, easy or simple in the title. They sold all over and had authors from all over. Nothing new or US specific

No. 2564697

Damn I love summer so much. Being able to spend my morning relaxing on the balcony with a cup of coffee and a book is a luxury I wish I could have all year. But alas, I live in scandinavia and only get this luxury 2-3 months a year

No. 2564729

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No. 2564732

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>>2564313
Ai doesn't like Lynn as well

No. 2564733

>>2564697
Feel you. I've been on midnight walks every day this week. The air is the perfect temperature and the smell of the jasmine trees actually makes me euphoric.

No. 2564734

>>2564733
You guys are so lucky. It's 45° C here, the air is boiling hot It's sophisticating to the point where I actually miss humidity, it's so dry and there are tons of sandstorms you can't see shit or breathe properly or open the window. There's no nature either, nothing can survive this heat. I just saw a bird in my window hyperventilating so I gave it some cold water. Can't wait until I move out of this desert and go to somewhere with normal weather.

No. 2564739

ever since I found out the ai scrapes data off horny reddit posts I've been thinking if it got data from the moids that commented on kaijuno's nudes…….

No. 2564744

>>2564734
What the fuck where do you live? I thought we had it bad in the middle of the day at 20

No. 2564753

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Some of these 2000s slideshow edits made by tiktok zoom zooms are a guilty pleasure of mine, like I think vidrel is cute and relaxing and chances are OP probably grew up with the papas games anyways

No. 2564756

>>2564348
wow that made me horny???

No. 2564759

whats the link to the smash or pass bot

No. 2564761

>>2564753
I’m a young millennial and I like them too. I was way too young to be allowed to wear and do any of those things so this feels like getting a peek into my older sister’s room.

No. 2564762

>>2564744
20° is the temperature we get in winter and thank god for it lmao. I was born for the cold weather, I'm spiritually a white person, please take me into your icy lands.

No. 2564763


No. 2564765

>>2564697
My Scandinavian ass is already longing for winter. I hate the heat, I hate the bugs, I hate how nature is so overgrown you can't go anywhere until fall or you'll have five billion ticks sucking you dry of blood, I hate constantly sweating.

No. 2564766

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Women will earnestly share things like this and still not get it. You're so close to getting it. (the $500 you spend in Sephora is acting making your skin and hair worse)

No. 2564770

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>>2564766
No offense to bald guinea pigs but this is more accurate

No. 2564775

>>2564766
exactly! You also don't need a 10-step skin care routine at all. There are also a ton of hair products pushed these days that are more harmful than helpful.

No. 2564783

>>2564766
About skin maybe. Ever seen a man who grows his hair out to normal female length? 95% of the time it’s ratty and unkept looking and I can only assume it’s because they barely treat it differently than they treated the cropped hair they grew up with.

No. 2564785

>>2564450
he goes where he pleases

No. 2564791

>>2564766
Ime, it's always people with clear skin who don't deal with any skin problems saying skincare doesn't do anything/makes skin worse kek. Of course you don't need it. Meanwhile, I had acne and terrible scarring when I wasn't doing anything with my skin and my skin is wayy better now that I have a routine.

No. 2564798

>>2564791
I agree. Spending 500$ on products for a daily routine is retarded, but it's stupid to act like everyone's skin is the same and should be equally neglected. Nah, man. Some people need that maximum strength acne cream and sunlight.

No. 2564819

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Dave Mustaine might be the most ginger to ever ginger with a truly unmistakably orange red hair. Not light brown passing, not blond passing, not that weird hue of lime green either, no, actual red orange hair. Unless this is edited it than my bad.

No. 2564824

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Are you coming to my birthday party nonnies? You are all invited but if you were mean to me in an infight then you can't have any cake (it's a cookie cake). We'll play pin the horns on the cow soon.

No. 2564825

>roommate: "how long do you think it would take from here to x?"
>idk, maybe an hour?
>roommate: "wanna take a walk and find out?"
>hell yeah, I need to get my steps in anyway
>scorching heat
>no wind
>open road the entire way
>get lost a couple of times because roomie's gps didn't take any roadwork into account
>almost 2 hours later we reach our destination and take the train home
>14k steps under a cloudless sky but somehow we're just as pale as when we started

No. 2564828

>>2564819
Gorgeous. I really don’t mind ginger men. I mean a lot of them are ugly and freakish looking, but when they’re not? Damn.

No. 2564829

>>2564819
It's because he's a day-walker, not a true ginger.

No. 2564831

>>2564783
Yeears ago I dated a guy who told me he used to have long hair. Att I was dating him it was short and always clean. Socials or having lots of pictures of yourself was less of a thing then so when I finally saw some old pics of him I wanted to unsee it.

Grease in every pic where it was long. Clean hair in every pic where it was short. He rarely washed it during the long hair phase cos drying it was too much hassle? Still told me he got non stop compliments when he had it long though..

No. 2564833

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>>2564819
Dave was such a hottie back in the day. Absolutly adore him in his glasses era that he had going in the early 90s.

No. 2564835

>>2564825
kek i love this, sounds like something me and my bestie in uni would do. but we'd get starbucks or share one of those 20 piece mcnuggets on the way back.

No. 2564837


>Everytime I look into the mirror

>See his recessed face staring back
>Showing signs of being just like him as I get older
>Seeing myself making the same slew of bad decisions
>Seeing myself dying the same way in the same country
>Seeing myself with his autism, his tard rage, his Cluster A personality, and his addiction to faggot porn
>Fml
>At least I won't be retarded enough to procreate
I hate having daddy issues so much it hurts.

No. 2564839

>>2564824
i wouldn't miss a dumbass shit nonna's birthday for the world. happy birthday nonny!!

No. 2564842

>>2564835
We did take a slight detour from the train station to get soft serves, ice cream have never tasted better kek and the shower afterwards was heavenly

No. 2564851

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>>2564828
Exactly. You get it. I need more hot truly ginger males with orange hair in my life. I'm tired of the rest of them who are either ugly or have hair that isn't really orange-red.
>>2564829
Sorry for being retarded but what does that mean? I'm too melaninated to understand how light hair interacts with the sun.
>>2564833
Ikr? I don't even give a shit about his band or the music because it almost sounds like parody to me. But he was so adorable and kinda slutty. Look at those insanely pink lips, damn.

No. 2564852

>>2564851
Samefag, I forgot to say he actually kinda aged well. Still recognizable as himself and even cancer couldn't axe his hair. Metal fashion nowadays sucks but I'm grateful for the long hair tradition, the being fit standard, and the leatehr wearing.

No. 2564858

>takes stimulant hoping it'll help me concentrate, make me more productive, and generally mitigate my audhd
>it just makes me hyperfocus on shitposting on lolcow all day
Pottery.

No. 2564859

>>2564851
Aww he is kinda cute

No. 2564860

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>>2564851
>I don't even give a shit about his band or the music because it almost sounds like parody to me.
KEK same I mean he wrote some really good riffs and is def a talented guitar player but megadeth was def something I couldn't be assed to get into. Met in the heyday were def the superior band compared to deth imo.

No. 2564863

>>2564860
I honestly can't take any of the 80s metal bands seriously. Except maybe Black Sabbath. I understand how the others shaped the genre, but 90s onwards is where it is at for me. Venom seems interesting as an early death metal band though. But Death, Judas Priest and similar faggy fantasy bands with the annoying shrieky high screams are just not for me at all. Both Megadeth and Metallica suffer from the same thing to me: awful vocals. Would've been better as instrumental bands but then nobody would've listened to them lmao. Anthrax are nobodies, and Slayer are too tryhard.

No. 2564865

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>>2564824
Happy birthday! I brought cookies.

No. 2564867

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>>2564863
I must say that 80s Black Sabbath was something I couldn't get into. That band only exits for me as a late 60s/early 70s band. Dio era never did if for, just like Ozzy's solo era. I really love Sarcofago tho, idk about Venom. Yeah slayer are super tryhard to the point that they appear super cheesy, but I won't lie that really love some of their albums tho kek Never really listened to Anthrax as well.

No. 2564871

>>2564609
>>2564616
>>2564656
you fat bastards will make up any excuse won't you? it's either you can't make a decent meal because you work 40 hours a week (like the rest of the world) or because you're a mother (like the rest of the world). except the rest of the world is still able to produce normal food compared to amerilard. why is lolcow so US-centric and patriotic. the communists were right when they said there's nobody more blindly patriotic than a woman.

No. 2564872

>>2564871
Easy doesn't mean it's not a good meal, wtf are you talking about.

No. 2564875

>>2564871
>listening to communists
Opinion discarded.

No. 2564876

>>2564867
I'm mega retarded and forgot Black Sabbath's early career was in the 70s, my bad. And yeah, Ozzy's solo was lame. Crazy Train is a banger though. Dio is cool if you're a vocals nerd because he has an almost operatic singing style so he's intriguing, and his music is kinda pretty, but I'll admit I don't listen to tons of it, just the hit stuff.

No. 2564884

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>>2564824
i brought you another cake anyway if you don't mind. happy birthday!!!

No. 2564901

>>2564872
easy means bad 90% of the time, because easy in this case means no thought or skill whatsoever. no need to know how to chop something properly, order of operations, quality ingredients, nothing. just dump a bunch of shit together in a pot and there's your average "easy 20 minute meal" lmao

No. 2564903

>>2564901
Anon, are you seriously trying to convince everyone that non-americans are just regularly cooking Michelin star meals like we don't all know that every country has simple meals.

No. 2564907

>>2564901
Present examples of what you're complaining about and what you want different instead of vaguely calling things good or bad

No. 2564914

>>2564871
Would you be opposed to the same video if it just wasn't labeled 'easy'? Also kek at implying that people across the world don't also just want simple and quick meals, only 'lazy' burgers, because they've somehow mastered the space time continuum and are master chefs simply by being born across an arbitrary border.

No. 2564928

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>>2564901
I had to read this a second time just so I could read it in gordan ramsays voice

No. 2564931

>>2564871
Ayrt I'm not American you fucking retard. I work 40 hours, I make meals that are good, healthy AND quick enough to put on the table so I still have time for other responsibilities and relaxation in my evenings. Skill issue if you can't comprehend good but easy meals.

No. 2564932

tbh I just eat shit like steamed broccoli and raw carrots for 70% of my meals.

No. 2564933

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No. 2564935

>>2564819
Gorgeous. I really don’t mind ginger men. I mean a lot of them are ugly and freakish looking, but when they’re not? Damn.

No. 2564963

File: 1750001472954.gif (4.15 MB, 428x496, 1000056491.gif)

I fucking love the pomodoro technique. I'm gonna smash the shit out of my finals. This is the only thing that works for my absolutely destroyed zoomer attention span. Based tomato muah

No. 2564968

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>>2564357
nonnie which chicken arufredo chefs do you follow on titter, the pic you uploaded is very yummy, picrel is my fav, why don't 3d pigs irl have this cleavage? fag behaviour

No. 2564970

>>2564963
Ffffuuuuuuck this gif hahahaha

No. 2564974

>>2564766
the other thing they're not getting is quality of life, moids are retarded and don't care about anything leaving you to care about it and leading more relaxed stressfree lives, hence clear skin and hair because he's leeching off the women in his life.

No. 2564989

>>2564783
your assumption is correct, short hair is easier to care for because the ends of it don't split or get worn out as often, when you have long hair, think about how often it gets in the way or gets stuck, like when you toss in your sleep, you hair endures the friction and heat between your back and the bed similar to when your hair in stuck between your back and backpack, or when it gets caught under your tote bag strap, you also have to brush your hair to style it or make it presentable often. and to maintain short hair , you have to cut it more often, especially for moids that keep short hair to look masculine. women also put in the effort to style their hair with heat, product, and accessories more often including hair dyes and bleaching too.

No. 2565006

My mom made vegetable, cheese, and sausage breakfast biscuits this morning yippee

No. 2565009

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Currently sick as fuck and coughing up blood but i am eating nuggies and watching a documentary on Prussia. Everything will be fine.

No. 2565024

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>>2564554
It clocked Stewie Griffin in drag but not any of the troons in >>2564659 kek

No. 2565033

>>2565024
It even called those troons "sexy". As funny as the text can be, this isn't a good bot. A farmer should make one and send it in this thread instead.

No. 2565048

>>2565024
Well yes, he's a well known character instead of a nobody online. It also identified celebrities when I posted them and specified it would only fuck the young versions

No. 2565099

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Fucking KEK, I posted the dude who groped me and gave some soy excuse
>Anon, I was just trying to give you a hug
EAT SHIT AND DIE

No. 2565166

>>2564932
Are you me? I love fiber

No. 2565175

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>>2564968
Potatoserver404 and zhongerweiyuan are my absolute favourites. You're right nona, ugly 3D faggots can never compare to my sweet Alfredo.

No. 2565192

>>2564989
When I had short hair I was some emo faggot and I’d spend ages every day straightening my hair into the right position and hair spraying it. Now I have long hair all I do is put it in a braid. It really depends on what style and how difficult that is to maintain. If I didn’t style my hair every day it would have looked retarded

No. 2565271

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i am so disgustingly drool-y after my surgery i need to keep a towel under my face at all times or else risk slobbering on something

No. 2565305

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How the hell is he being dominant, he's literally just standing there. You can't just assume people's seme/uke status, you never know these days.
I cheated by using https://websim.com/@youtuberocks76/smash-or-pass-ai and setting the ai's fetish to glasses

No. 2565311

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>>2565305
It doesn't hate my nerdbando anymore if I set the fetish to glasses either. It's hardly cheating considering the original bot, for whatever reason, fucking hates glasses

No. 2565360

pash or smass

No. 2565378

I tried axe throwing today and I managed to hit myself in the face with one, nothing bad, I just have a small cut and it'll probably turn yellow for a few days but I feel like a mega retard.

No. 2565404

>>2565360
smass dat ass!

No. 2565457

Isn’t fishing just gacha for dads

No. 2565473

File: 1750019809434.gif (4.02 MB, 220x140, 1000003090.gif)

>>2565457
>fish dads as they get yet another B rank bass

No. 2565475

>>2564884
This is so cute and adorable

No. 2565510

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Picrel is me whenever I can't internalize shit anymore and need to crash out for a bit

No. 2565531

File: 1750023420237.webp (2.86 MB, 150x150, whatever.gif)

>trying to focus on not having my loins constantly clenched because I've noticed it seems to be linked with feeling scared and awful all the time
>a few weeks later, start to notice a lighter mood, less worried and a more positive outlook
>actually able to do some chores I had been putting off
Unlclench, nonna

No. 2565540

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>>2565531
Is that like female shrinkage nona?

No. 2565545

>>2565540
I'd describe it as the muscles being tensed like you're bracing for something unpleasant. I'd compare it more to clenching the jaw.

No. 2565548

>>2565545
Sounds like you cured vaginismus anon. One of my exes had this

No. 2565583

>>2565548
I wondered if it had to do with that but all the information on it only had to do with intercourse/penetration. I think I'm just tense and it manifests in an embarrassing way.

No. 2565600

>>2565457
Why are dads into fishing anyway

No. 2565601

File: 1750026353139.jpg (Spoiler Image,417.49 KB, 1080x3389, graphicgaysex.jpg)

Ai goes gay for Sebastian, of course it does. Spoiler because its graphic

No. 2565616

>>2564839
>>2564865
>>2564884
Thank you so much, the extra goodies are much appreciated!

No. 2565655

File: 1750029298255.jpeg (99.52 KB, 735x723, e2764fhu5fg.jpeg)

when i came to lc to make fun of cows but became the cow along the way…

No. 2565657

>>2565601
>Ai goes gay for Sebastian
As it should

No. 2565661

I asked the troon budtenders at my dispensary if it was busy today with fathers day and everything and both of them were like
>I don’t talk to my parents
and it’s like kek you didn’t answer my fucking question first of all and I didn’t ask to hear about your trauma. Truly beyond retarded shit…and yep, they were women with the helium T voices and hairy chins and everything

No. 2565663

>>2565655
laughing at a cow only to realize had I been 0.5% more schizo and had a social media presence I would've been on the same spot as the cow im lurking

No. 2565665

>>2565655
Lc made me get paranoid and delete all my social media

No. 2565691

File: 1750031460713.jpg (164.73 KB, 2048x2048, Gp091gqaYAEx7Dt.jpg)

shoutout to the nona/nonas? who humour my ultrakill obsessoin. One day I might find my personality again.

>>2565665
based, don't you feel much better though?

No. 2565703

>>2565665
You’re better off in the long run. Each time I have to spend more than a minute on any social media site a general sense of malaise overtakes me. I think most people are too lost in the sauce to realize how negatively it is impacting them.

No. 2565704

>>2565665
Same nona, I stopped posting myself and about my life on social media after sharing myself on it for 8 full years (2013-2021). and now I’m almost 4 years free from it!

No. 2565728

>>2565691
I do, I just miss a lot of my mutuals. I try to keep up with people on messaging programs but I've noticed if someone already posts about their life publicly, they don't really want to retell the same stories in private conversation.

No. 2565731

>>2565665
all of my cow tendencies are here, i don't know if that's better or worse but probably why some threads suddenly go silent

No. 2565732

File: 1750033831122.webp (89.35 KB, 640x853, tep46heyxt891.webp)

>>2565731
A lot of the time the last post is picrel and doesn't need anything else added to the discussion. People respond to bait all the time or retarded ideas, it's not a fictional hs cafeteria table and everyone clears out when you sit down, anon. Unless your post was boring, then that might be the case

No. 2565734

>>2565728
That sounds kinda stupid. Why would it be a bother to retell someone something that happened in their life?

No. 2565773

File: 1750037401977.gif (1.32 MB, 220x154, 1000006423.gif)

hiccups every day gang! guess my life is just naturally bumpin

No. 2565792

>>2565773
I want to hire these guys to carry my coffin.

No. 2565797

File: 1750039211857.jpg (8.46 KB, 168x300, images.jpg)

not wearing sunscreen outside bc i want wrinkles on my face so men approach me less

No. 2565800

>>2565797
Frownmaxxing my anger lines

No. 2565803

>>2565797
genuinely i look forward to becoming an old hag so that the idea of the male gaze isn't even a thought that crosses my mind. i try not to think about it much anyway, but i feel like as a young woman it's hard to totally rid yourself of the idea.

No. 2565806

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>>2565803
we were taught our entire lives to care about how men perceive us. once we hit puberty we were told to put on makeup and start shaving. once we emerged from teenhood we were told to bite aging in the bud before it got bad, because once we hit 25 it was all downhill from there. every single woman has had this beaten into her head. we can't blame ourselves

No. 2565814

File: 1750040958815.jpeg (63.66 KB, 480x470, AF73603A-F515-4441-8B72-D480F1…)

scrolling through lolcow cronk, oh yes baby I’m definitely living the life! Hope anons are experiencing abundance and joy.

No. 2565817

>>2565814
yung scheldon

No. 2565824

>>2565817
There is nothing young about this photo.
>Oh anon what about–
The plush? The shadows on the cave wall? We're told it's youthful and we accept it? We live in material world made even more false through this consumption. There is no story, the story is not there. A character stripped from it's parable, only given notoriety through the context it was created in, the story you accepted is not real. This actor is holding polyester and cotton, the young sheldon is not real. The actor was a conduit for the story teller, thereby effectively creating the shadows on the wall more plausible. An individual chasing a life of illusions accepts an even crueler job for the sake of material gain. That being said, I did watch the movie and I did cry when I saw the little purple alien get run over by the spike machine. Sorry for rambling and seeming super duper pretentious, what else is there to do?

No. 2565829

>>2565824
You definitely watch the big bang theory and are a fan of his

No. 2565834

i fucking love the Surfragettes so much. My kingdom for a cool group of girls to play surf rock with, my god

No. 2565839

>>2565824
Others may judge you, but i value you and your existence. Keep going on, be yourself always, you are quirky and endearing.

No. 2565840

>>2565731
Actually being a cow gets you a lot of attention here, talking on my experience. I saw things i think are true and when i see the whole thread is humiliating me.

No. 2565841

>>2565840
Meant "say"

No. 2565842

i want to learn to draw but i have zero executive function so my entire brain is just mspaint mush

No. 2565849

>>2565829
I wish I did anon, but sadly I do not. I am a dweeb though who likes science and stuff so maybe I should get around to watching it. I did like the actor and his performance in hidden figures, great film. I tend to struggle watching TV.
>>2565839
Genuinely thank you anon, normally I tend to be more reserved but I found a nice cocktail combination that makes my soju taste like skittles so I have been sipping it and relaxing right now. You're incredibly sweet. Keep being yourself too, hopefully things are going well on your end. If not, I know brighter days come soon.

No. 2565854

>>2565842
Forcing yourself to do things is an option you have.

No. 2565891

>>2565803
i look forward to it so i don't care about being put in prison anymore and i just start killing moids in minecraft

No. 2565901

File: 1750050082024.jpg (44.03 KB, 471x700, 2bd5c3d818d49015974c3fb9426f86…)

>how it feels to see the weegee thread still active

No. 2565915

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No. 2565932

File: 1750053607265.gif (1.6 MB, 498x348, YIq34mw.gif)

the artist that made the cute fanart of most of the disney princes got dogpiled on for not including Prince Naveen, see this is why we can't have nice things

No. 2565937

why do my fingers smell like cheese after washing my hands

No. 2565941

I just realized
dweeb is one letter from weeb

No. 2565964

File: 1750058037761.gif (1.12 MB, 279x174, 1000037736.gif)

>>2565901
he's not even hot wtf is the weegeefags problem

No. 2565979

>>2565964
He is ugly as fuck it's like a visual attack
>Huge nostrils
>Brocolli shitty haircut
>Ugly brows

No. 2566057

File: 1750065191863.png (664.32 KB, 703x516, sneaky-tom.png)

>"anon, you have grown so much as a person these past few years. It's aspirational!"
>they don't know it's because I use lolcow's vent thread for my meltdowns instead

No. 2566067

File: 1750066585417.webp (72.29 KB, 640x754, god-fo-rule-give-me-art-by-kan…)

do i clean my desk or do i masturbate? decisions decisions

No. 2566072

>>2566057
Proud of u nonnie

No. 2566075

>>2566067
i hope picrel isn’t what you’re planning on schlicking to

No. 2566087

>>2566075
Leave nonna alone she ain't doin nothin wrong

No. 2566097

>>2565773
a spoon of peanut butter or honey can fix that

No. 2566142

>>2566067
clean your desk

No. 2566146


No. 2566195

I love the way chinese lesbian artists ruthlessly sexualise their favourite characters, it's the closest thing to fujo derangement but done with women and it's great

No. 2566200

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i love artnonas so much i could cry ( i am crying)

No. 2566202

>>2566195
Please show an example I think this would heal me. Everything I hear about chinese lesbians always sounds so based

No. 2566210

>>2566202
Seconding

No. 2566246

>>2566210
Thirding

No. 2566329

File: 1750088057454.jpg (305.18 KB, 2301x1577, 1000078601.jpg)

>>2566246
Fourthing

No. 2566338

>>2566200
i thought the robot boy was saying omomomomo over and over KEK

No. 2566340

>>2566195
don't people already do that, how's it special?

No. 2566349

Called a state hospital number to ask about something and the automatic reply telling me which numbers to press and stuff said "for people missing in the state hospitals, press 2." Brother what? This shit is so grim. Is this about crazy people or like a general thing if someone loses their kid or something? Kinda creepy to think about.

No. 2566365

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I had my first monster today, and it tasted like guava candy. Not too bad, but not very impressive either

No. 2566374

I'm eating chocolate again for the first time in over a year

No. 2566381

File: 1750090217911.png (3.08 MB, 1545x901, ancient sluts.png)

Were ancient libyan moids walking around with their schlongs out? i dont understand how this is supposed to work, i dont think gravity works like that.

No. 2566388

File: 1750090498820.jpg (113.51 KB, 585x585, 20250616_111324.jpg)

there was a penis in my newly bought cookies last night

No. 2566390

File: 1750090527178.jpg (76.16 KB, 736x747, 1000078151.jpg)

>>2566340
Nta in my >10 years experience of online western spaces I've observed it like this:
First of all the red herrings
>Artist ISN'T lesbian at all and just clogs up lesbian tags with troonshit/hetshit
>Artist ISN'T lesbian but draws male-gaze "lesbians for men" for male-approval internet points and to avoid being called out for her homophobia she calls herself a lesbian.
Then there's
>Artist IS lesbian and draws sexy characters but gets noticed by trannies/handmaidens and then sexually harassed for being a TERF until she deletes because trannies hate lesbians who don't appeal to men, and self-hating tifs hate any sexual image of a female body (some ex-tifs on this site have even admitted to doing this)
>Artist IS lesbian but she's in radblr spaces and doesn't want to upset the blackpillers (who have suffered sexual abuse) by drawing a sexy woman because the blackpillers will accuse her of degrading women and being a threat, because blackpillers see any sexual interest in women as a threat of abuse because that's how they have been treated in their lives by males to make them blackpillers in the first place.
>Artist IS lesbian but is so repressed she can't will herself to draw a sensual female character or couple
>Artist IS lesbian but she's also blackpilled and doesn't want men enjoying the same image so she uglifies the character
In comparison Chinese lesbians must look like free spirits for being able to draw sexy women despite being under the CCP threat of imprisonment for promoting homosexuality if they are reported for drawing couples kissing.

No. 2566391

>>2566388
samfagging to add that there was another pair of cookie balls that i placed on top of this cookie penis and it made me think, what if guys had false balls? like we wear false eyelashes to look prettier so why wouldn't guys put on false balls to be more attractive too?

No. 2566409

>>2566381
Now that's distracting and not osha approved.

No. 2566413

>>2565901
I thought they locked that shit thread.

No. 2566420

>>2566388
COOKIE COCK

No. 2566428

>>2566390
do chinese men not bother chinese female communities around lesbian content the way they do in the west?

No. 2566433

>>2565932
I wish western fandom would die off because it has become so bad. The artists should block and ignore people like that.

No. 2566439

File: 1750092553917.jpg (Spoiler Image,56.07 KB, 728x652, putiton.JPG)

>>2566381
I think those are supposed to be loincloths, albeit very decorative ones. If worn right, the penis is secured in the fabric underneath, and when you pull it through, it sort of "aprons" out in front of the groin like your pic. Sorry for creepy wikihow picrel.

No. 2566442

>>2566433
poor girl didn't even watch the Princess and The Frog, how could she have drawn fanart for it? Also, just because something's popular and liked in the West doesn't mean it has to be the same in the East, the LADS valentine event was received so differently see. i like Naveen, he's so hot but such a hoe, maybe even if she watched it she wouldn't like him.

No. 2566446

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>>2566439
>Ancient Egyptian sources describe Libyan men with long hair, braided and bearded, neatly parted from different sides and decorated with feathers attached to leather bands around the crown of the head while wearing thin robes of antelope hide, dyed and printed, crossing the shoulder and coming down until mid calf length to make a robe
Seems like it was some kind of slutty robe. I wish they had loomis in ancient egypt some of these engravings are indecipherable.

No. 2566447

>>2565901
What's worse? Letting them have their containment zone or locking it and spilling it onto the rest of the site
I miss when the husbandofags had self awareness or were funny

No. 2566449

>>2566442
If she didnt even watch it, why would she feel bad about it? People need to grow a spine and stand up to these people. Also, blocking them helps because dont even give them the time of day.

No. 2566456

>>2566446
>I wish they had loomis in ancient egypt some of these engravings are indecipherable.
Kek thats what i'm thinking, historical costume design would be so much more accurate if they'd just learn realism so we'd have more to work with ke

No. 2566461

>>2566390
Nta but as a straight woman, I've always been curious yet unsure as to what distinguishes the kind of porn/sexual content of women that actually appeals to lesbians versus what appeals to straight men. I know that there is a distinction between the two, but what specifically is different kind of alludes me. If anyone is willing to spoonfeed me about the difference I would be very interested in reading on it.

>>2566447
Imo I think the thread should be locked. While initially the Luigispergs will get assmad and run around lc trying to shit up the place, I think most will quickly get bored after a while and will just ditch the site. Keeping the thread up only risks possibly drawing in more edgy Twitter and Reddit fags who will try and eventually leak into other threads and fuck up site culture with their unintegrated and annoying posting.
Sadly though knowing that the farmhands are also likely fans of luigi, the chances of the thread ever being locked are very low.

No. 2566467

>>2566456
The aliens should have brought the knowledge of anatomy and 3D space instead of the pyramids.

No. 2566468

File: 1750094325784.jpg (9.59 KB, 175x288, images (3).jpg)

>>2566467
they knew but they liked the stylistic approach better

No. 2566470

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>>2566468
samefag the brushstrokes remind me of leyendecker

No. 2566473

>>2566468
>>2566470
I love how you can tell the roman influence. The jump in style is both funny and tragic, the older art had more sovl.

No. 2566474

Nonnas, i put 2 of my exes on that smash or pass ai, and the first one the ai said that it would rather smash the bread bowl he was eating and the second one the bot said he looked like a dick (true but how did it know?). What does that said about me nonnas?

No. 2566479

>>2566473
>tfw you'll never be as good of a artist who drew those mummy burial masks
why live? present graves are so fucking boring just a fucking wooden casket i want my grave to be adorned with gold

No. 2566481

>>2566390
God I hate the moralfagging and hand-wringing over what's okay to find attractive in women. If you are a woman that likes women with big breasts then you're just a pornsick bihet, if you like women with small breasts you're a pornsick bihet in the opposite direction. If you make it known you find woman ass, boobs, and legs attractive then you're not attracted to women because that's just pornsickness. If you find a specific type of feminine woman attractive then you have to keep quiet about it because you are only allowed to platonically lust over extremely plain, milquetoast women or if you do experience an actual libido you can only find TIF-adjacent art of unrealistically hairy women drawn with the hips of an 8 year old boy attractive. If you talk about wanting to eat pussy you're a loser virgin who's probably just bihet. If you don't talk about eating pussy you're a cock carousel bihet. Women do so much to keep other women down in some retarded OCD purity Olympics spirals over sexual attraction.

No. 2566482

>>2566479
You know the fancy graves were only for royals right?

No. 2566485

>>2566474
the bot wanted to smash Dylan Mulvaney and didn't clock him so idk

No. 2566490

File: 1750095414634.png (196.58 KB, 720x658, trash taste.png)

>>2566485
That bot has inexcusably trash taste.

No. 2566494

>>2566490
It doesn't even know if it's male or female, it said it had a pussy and dick when I tried it

No. 2566504

>>2566200
OMG so you did see it.

It was soo fun drawing this with you, thank you for humouring my ultrakill obsession. Sorry it ended with filth.

>>2566338
says "would"

No. 2566506

>>2566479
Dont let your dreams just be dreams nonny.

No. 2566510

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>>2566468
Oh I love the mummy portraits. They were a thing in Roman-Egyptian funerary practices and were from 1 BC to 1 AD roughly. So who knows if they could paint like this in ancient Egypt. I always found them to be really inspiring, the Leyendecker comparison is very apt.

No. 2566524

>>2566482
yeah? so?

No. 2566525

File: 1750096931624.png (213.73 KB, 707x838, Screenshot_23.png)

>>2565305
thanks for this nona. found out how to make it wholesome

No. 2566529

>>2566468
Historical uggos

No. 2566530

>>2566470
Ancient broccoli hair and beard psyop, tragic.

No. 2566535

>>2566481
Nta, I wanted to post about this somewhere one day but you put it so much better than I ever could. On LC, you're only allowed to like ugly fat butch women or you're not a real lesbian or bisexual. It's almost as if the anons saying this shit are said ugly fat butch woman and they're upset no one finds them attractive so they have to shame people to be attracted to them or something. It's so weird.

No. 2566536

(Just as a forewarning this is boring/ rambly and doesn’t come to any kind of actual point) But I work as an AI engineer and it’s a long story of how I got into it but in short I basically just fell into the job. I was working as a fashion writer in my job before this. My SOLE reason for remaining in the role is that it pays like 3x more than I ever made in my old field and I find the work relatively easy it’s just repetitive. I’ve developed this sort of insecurity about my job because I don’t care at all about AI or ever had any person interest or passion about it I just view it as a paycheck. I feel just ambivalent maybe leaning slightly like vague negative outlook towards AI but I feel this is an odd perspective to have in this specific role. It feels that there is a disproportionate degree compared to other jobs that people both within the field and outside are expecting or assuming i have some kind of zealous sentiment about the technology and the application and news about it etc etc but I just truly do not have any interest whatsoever beyond whatever I have to know for work. And so I feel like it is causing some sense of disconnection or imposterish feeling maybe that I am not sure what the root cause of is, like if maybe I feel I should have always some personal interest or like maybe o feel I actually have some degree of responsibility to force myself to care as it has a lot of wider implications I guess (but I feel very detached from this as I only engage with the specific thing im working on). Or another thing I think possibly it could be a thing of feeling that maybe my attitude toward it is an indicator I am in the wrong field and I will be unhappy in the long run which is making me anxious and maybe I should pursue something more “fulfilling” even though I truly do believe I don’t care about whatever my job is outside of having a source of income and I don’t want anything from it other than that, like any kind of personal meaning or whatever. But then I think it’s giving me this worry that maybe I should or I’ll wake up like 20 years down the line so depressed or something, but I can’t tell if I actually think this or I feel some kind of pressure that I “should” feel that way, so it’s more just the disconnect with the fact I think I should but actually genuinely don’t that is causing me to feel unsettled. But anyway whatever my issue is it’s making me have some kind of background conflicted/fragmented feeling

No. 2566539

>>2566535
as much as people complain on LC about unfair scrutiny of women's sexuality while moids get to consume the most monstrous shit known to man, it seems like it's pervasive everywhere. even here.

No. 2566546

>>2566097
nonna every day tho? ive trained myself to be self conscious enough of my daily hiccups they almost always go away once a random tells me "you have hiccups"
>>2566525
>8/10 for cuteness
>still smart enough to pass on a literal animal
ai has advanced past the intelligence of your average internet furry

No. 2566549

>>2566536
I work on hardware and kinda don't give a fuck, but a lot of the people in the industry are autism tier interested. so I definitely feel like I'm the odd one out.

but my hobbies and real life give me fulfillment and meaning, and my job gives me income. it doesn't matter as long as I do my job.

No. 2566569

>>2566536
I'm a software engineer just because it's what I'm good at. But I actually hate it. I'm literally better than the professors who taught me and managed to grasp all the shit they studied for years in mere days because I had to. But I hate it so I'd never dig deeper or learn willingly at all. I want to be a singer instead. But the pay is why I'll stay in this field, it could help me fulfill my interests and hobbies much better, and I can always do my hobbies as a side hustle rather than a main income source, because the music industry is messy and not as guaranteed, it almost feels like it's not a real job and it would be stupid to rely on it as the sole income source. That's a recipe for poverty. It can't be helped, it's how things have manifested. We have to accept it and move on. It's not a big deal tbh, could've been worse.

No. 2566582

>>2566569
>>2566549
Thank you both for your responses, I find it reassuring that it’s not really that unusual to feel that way. I think bc it can seem like a lot of people in those fields literally eat sleep breathe AI/tech whatever it’s given me a skewed perception

No. 2566601

>>2566582
No worries. I get your worry though because obviously the autists would be hard working and better at it than I ever would. And they're more knowledgeable because they like the topic. So I do feel out of place amongst them. But when it's time for work, we're sort of at the same level regardless of everything. I'm also a bigger picture kind of thinker while they're all one track minded and focusing too much on details they lose track of the job at hand. So my normalfaggotry balances their autism out, lol.

No. 2566604

>>2566569
Similar story for me. Had a career in entertainment, worked a creative job people dream of having, left it all to work as a software engineer purely for the pay and job security. I don’t find any higher meaning or fulfillment in my current work which I think many people in this field expect you to, as well as having all of your hobbies center around it in some way. I couldn’t care less, I go home and watch art films with my cat while I knit. It doesn’t make me a bad engineer or worker and I refuse to spend more time on it than I have to.

No. 2566607

Currently so fucking bored at work
>Then work
NO

No. 2566614

>>2566536
I think most people don't feel passionate about or genuinely fulfilled by their jobs, that's just a lucky few. Like what kid dreams about being a marketing specialist or data analyst or whatever right? We're all just working to put a roof above our heads and food on the table. I'd gladly trade my okay job I don't particularly care about for okay pay for an okay job I don't particularly care about with great pay, just my two cents.

No. 2566616

File: 1750101215628.jpg (Spoiler Image,3.55 MB, 4096x4096, GridArt_20250616_220130984.jpg)

>get your dick flipped inside out so you can live as a true and honest woman
>ai still sees it as a weird deformed penis
GEG
link for those who are too lazy to look for it https://smash-or-pass-ai--gorgonzolagary45665823.on.websim.com/

No. 2566620

>>2566539
Exactly honestly. I personally try to be as understanding as possible when it comes to a nonna's particular sexual interests or taste so long as it stems from their actual desire and not just trying to be pandering towards moids or just wanting to be wacky and subversive. I think for some others though, distinguishing between actual attraction versus catering towards society's desired roles and expectations is difficult.
I think in an effort to try to be more understanding about women's sexuality, lc has gone too far the other way to the point where if you're straight and like things other than perfect animu bishies you're a pickme, and if you're a lesbian who just likes conventionally pretty female celebrities then you're a fakebian or whatever.
I think people are just generally too hostile about the matter and need to understand that yes while it's fucked that there definitely is unfair beauty standards for women to meet especially when compared to men's, it's still fine to be attracted to or unattracted to depictions of conventional beauty. There's natural human variation in what is considered appealing, and we just need to accept that.

No. 2566623

>>2566546
>still smart enough to pass on a literal animal
Nah it wanted to fuck a snake, lion, and a dog made out of ice cream in the previous thread

No. 2566626

>>2566616
Fucking crying holy shit. The way he has such a nice torso and then is completely dickless with his crotch looking like it's slowly absorbing his balls.

No. 2566629

File: 1750101918364.jpg (738.63 KB, 2752x2802, GswkKJSb0AA-y8U.jpg)

>>2566390
>Artist ISN'T lesbian but draws male-gaze "lesbians for men" for male-approval internet points and to avoid being called out for her homophobia she calls herself a lesbian.
Literally this pickme bitch centurii

No. 2566635

>>2566629
Centurii is a woman?

No. 2566637

File: 1750102250305.jpg (3.33 MB, 4096x4096, GridArt_20250616_222730802.jpg)

KEKKKKK i put in a bunch of pictures of haus of decline and it called every single one a tranny

>pickme bitch centurii

centurii is a woman????

No. 2566639

I support Alexandrix Ocasix Cortex because she/her is Latinx Communist like me

Thanks for reading have a good one

No. 2566640

File: 1750102644227.jpg (92.44 KB, 181x206, cat standing.jpg)

ffxiv is on maintenance in 20 minutes, what do I do in the meantime…

No. 2566645

>>2566635
They claim to be a woman, but its probably a troon.

No. 2566648

>>2566637
I'm scared to know, who genuinely finds Faus attractive?

No. 2566651

File: 1750103146584.jpg (408.72 KB, 960x1675, Screenshot_20250616_200623_Chr…)

ok this thing is a freak

>>2566648
his tranny followers always gas him up in the replies but i doubt they really mean it. he often talks about fucking scrotes from grindr so there's that

No. 2566657

>>2566629
i know people (moids) will fetishize anything but jesus christ they fucking genocided and enslaved the native americans and caribbeans can we have some class?

No. 2566666

>>2566629
is this a cookierunfag? something about the retarded face with the snaggletooth below reminds of the stupid looking cookies in cookie run

No. 2566670

File: 1750103808242.jpg (Spoiler Image,396.1 KB, 2048x1463, 1820076796512993290.jpg)

>>2566202
>>2566210
>>2566246
>>2566329
Sorry for the delay nonas, here's a tamer example. I wish more women would draw their favourites a la yaoi uke being passed around like a blunt. I don't want to post actual not safe for work content but twitter users like lxychristina (artist of picrel), hakson777, runhorserunnsfw post the kind of stuff I enjoy.
>>2566461
>I've always been curious yet unsure as to what distinguishes the kind of porn/sexual content of women that actually appeals to lesbians versus what appeals to straight men. I know that there is a distinction between the two, but what specifically is different kind of alludes me. If anyone is willing to spoonfeed me about the difference I would be very interested in reading on it.
From what I've noticed, moids tend to be far more into extremes and very elaborate things because they get fixated on specifics in a very autistic way. That's not to say women can't be like that but I've noticed it far less with lesbians and far more with straight women–they're usually the ones into very specific ideas of men and scenarios. I might be biased because the sexual content made by and for straight women has never been arousing to me, so I pick up on those things instead of the part that's supposed to turn you on.
>>2566535
kek yeah, you'd think that lesbians would be safe from this because we don't need to force ourselves to like certain things (because we're not conforming as much as hetero women have to) but the amount of women I've seen memeing themselves into getting off to the most random and weird shit because it was/is the big thing in fandom is wild. Strapons, degradation, ftms, mastectomy, etc. Gross.

No. 2566674

>>2566623
the trick is to put in the sexuality prompt that the ai is a biological woman kek

No. 2566677

>>2566670
>memeing themselves into getting off to weird shit
>like strapons
Yeah straps are not as weird as gooning to testosterone poisoned women with self-harm inflicted mastectomies.

No. 2566695

>>2566677
NTA but I sort of get it. Strap-ons aren't as weird as the others but it's annoying that there are some artists who draw f/f content and feel the need to have such emphasis on strapons or faux penis analogues. You can tell how much of an f/f artist likes f/f by the amount of clitoral focus in her art.

No. 2566710

>>2566670
Thanks for the recs. I enjoyed browsing their galleries. I haven't watched Arcane but Vi alone is a reason to do so. The artist with the tomboyish OCs(?) she makes merch of is so based, lol. That's so cute.

No. 2566743

File: 1750107670804.jpeg (2.26 MB, 4096x2731, Turducken.jpeg)

Have you ever eaten a turducken? How did it taste?

No. 2566760

>>2566743
Extremely dry after taste from both the turkey and duck, kinda grassy, overall didn't like it. meme food

No. 2566761

scary that if i was born like 3 years later i probably wouldve been one of those nonbinary tiktok kids who obsess over roblox and object shows

No. 2566763

>>2566616
Wait what?? This is soo strange. You'd think that if you're going to get bottom surgery you'd already take hrt. Why would he get the (very expensive and risky) surgery and not hormone?
There are like 5-6 steps missing from this. Unless he wanted to go from finish to start.

I feel bad for him tho. All things considered, I've seen worse surgeries.

No. 2566792

>>2566763
I’ll go hunt down screencaps if you’re interested, but I do know of at least one case of a guy getting just bottom surgery and nothing else. He is the submissive in some sort of weird, extreme daddy dom relationship with another guy, the surgery was a punishment or something but played into their fetish roleplaying. So it’s not unheard of

No. 2566806

>>2566761
Anon how old are you? You are aware autistic troon kids into autismo media has existed since like Livejournal, right?

No. 2566819

Fanny is a funny cow because bdsm weirdo retards are always so stunted and autismo. Nooo sex isn't about making each other feel good and bonding it's about performing like a theater kid and getting off to things that aren't even sexual or sensual at all! It's the biggest cope for fugly autistic idiots kek. Like they're too ugly for real sex so they opt for what is the sexual equivalent of a faggy, over-acted tiktok cosplay hand dance.

No. 2566821

File: 1750113270396.jpg (27.02 KB, 681x545, 20241010_134654.jpg)

I bought something from a second hand site and now I realized that the listing said pick up only. Fuck my stupid retard life.

No. 2566831

Im eating a swiss roll cake that smells exactly like Play-Dough, this is fun!

No. 2566832

neither my bra nor my shirt are structured enough today, im bouncing all over the place. i keep thinking of that one post "she breasted boobily down the stairs"

No. 2566849

>>2566806
idk what about my post implied im not aware of that i just think roblox and object show are expectionally retarded media to be obsessed over

No. 2566870

Browsing DA for ship fan art and I saw some autistic shit that reminded me of a nonna saying autists have their own memes that circulate around in their communities that they created and only they understand. It's so funny to see examples of that.

No. 2566872

>>2566832
KEK I have a specific pyjama T-shirt which does this to me, it's so comfortable but I honestly might as well just be topless

No. 2566873

My sister is transzoomer and it pisses me off

No. 2566874

>>2566832
Kekkk, I know those days, anon.

No. 2566877

>>2566873
same, we're in it together. lets manifest a hopeful detransition soon

No. 2566878

>>2566870
Autistic memes are bizarre but it's oddly wholesome, I understand the appeal of putting their favourite characters in random absurd situations because it's funny

No. 2566887

File: 1750117562226.png (228.75 KB, 640x744, Gg3mJU1WwAAdMh5.png)

>>2566819
Makes me think of picrel

No. 2566888

>>2566873
Do you mean she is a zoomer who is trans, or that she is not part of gen z but acts like she is anyways, and may or may not be trans as part of that. My favorite cow is transboomer as an example of the latter scenario despite being in her early 30’s.

No. 2566892

>>2566819
>>2566887
NTA but kek, I think the funniest part is how they believe everyone else is jealous. Nobody except ugly, pornsick men with 50 mental illnesses would ever think "damn, I wish I could chain somebody upside-down in my broom cupboard"

No. 2566896

File: 1750118148358.jpg (181.25 KB, 1284x1267, 1709397543767.jpg)

i love having a rich husband please anons never settle for a work in progress, you deserve better

No. 2566903

>>2566887
This doesn't even work because so little slap stick comedy involves women, for a reason

No. 2566905

File: 1750118587475.webp (37.75 KB, 640x406, IMG_9894.webp)

I do 52 Weeks of Cooking with my retired, elderly mom in an effort to give her something else to think about and have a hobby. Each week there’s a theme and you cook a dish in accordance with the theme. This week’s theme was “Pride” and my mom is so pissed kek
>It’s just rainbows! The hell is that! I don’t want to eat this shit
We’re going to do something else for the theme but seeing my out of touch mother incensed about rainbow food is really funny

No. 2566910

>>2566896
I only date men who make six figures or above. For some reason this makes people uncomfortable when I mention it as part of my standards

No. 2566914

>>2566536
"ai engineer" sounds like it should be some job that requires like a masters in software engineering and not just a fall in job for an email job fashion girlie. So im guessing what you are actually doing is something like training it on data?
if it's any consolation you probably won't have this job for long, this kind of story is what is known as a top indicator

No. 2566915

>>2566910
Based nona, it's about survival. I love it when men get all pissy and seethe about us having standards

No. 2566916

>>2566910
op and i support. i did the "build a broke man" thing for 6 years and it yielded no results

No. 2566920

>>2566896
I married a lawyer who makes six figures, but since we live in a fucking expensive-ass state it's solidly "middle class" here. I don't want to fucking work anymore. I'm tired. Oh well, at least he's good-looking and kind. I want a rich husband though, I'm envious nona. Damn. Maybe I should get a divorce

No. 2566921

Damn the repressed memory talk in the GIH thread just made me remember top cow Soren Daniel Hayes. I had to do some digging because I just remembered that her mom allowed her to get top surgery when she was like 16. Her thread is so crazy because this was before the strict calling troons by their actual pronouns thing we have going on now, so everyone was calling Soren a "he". We were so focused on the insane pedo baby satanic snuff ring fanfiction that we neglected to highlight how fucking crazy her mother had to have been. She allowed Soren to get a pointless aesthetic mastectomy as a literal child and allowed her to go on HRT around the same time too (this is why Soren blew up in size; whatever amount of T she was taking made her gain weight), and she also sent her to a prolific quack satanic abuse therapist. I was two years younger than Soren reading everything as it happened. Now that I'm an adult I sometimes can't stop thinking about her and her thread. It's retarded, I know, but there is something so obviously wrong with her looking back, I absolutely believe Soren has to have been preyed upon at some point as a child and perhaps it was more or less swept under the rug, or perhaps she wasn't given the proper care and attention after it, and she just grew up into a spiral of a human who believed whatever happened to her wasn't that bad at all, and so she went and decided to create the ultimate fictional reality where she is the most abused victim in the world. This point calls to mind a post she made wherein she spoke in a deragotry way about women who were "only coerced into sex" or groped for thinking they were victims, when SHE was raped and beaten and forced to eat human remains and had it all filmed and posted online as a literal child. This feels like projection now.
The extreme self harm, the way she would drag people in her real life into these fucked up baby torture snuff porn fanfics, the clinging to mother, the NEET lifestyle, the refusal to get offline for her own family's safety and reputation, the lack of restraint when it came to posting her face and sending letters to tumblr mutuals and showing off what we are meant to believe are hard drugs… she was fucked up. For real. I also can't get over how she has no headstone. I just feels like this communicates a single truth: she really wasn't all that loved. Her status as an adopted foreign child cannot go unmentioned. It feels like her old-ass parents fumbled things really badly but instead of investing in real help or discipline they just said fuck it, sure you can be a boy and cut your tits off and go to some satanic panic therapist. Sure. And you can have a phalloplasty too. Why not, we are a rich, old Californian couple. And then Soren never gets better, mysteriously, and these people are confused as to why she's like this and utterly demented. The no headstone thing communicates to me that ultimately she was like some kind of expensive designer breed teacup dog with a shit ton of health issues. They eventually got tired of her shitting on the kitchen floor and pissing on the family heirloom quilt, but look at that she ended up killing herself by chewing on some random charging cable and thank God for that, now we can dump her in a hole and forget about her.

No. 2566922

>>2566821
I'll pick it up for you nona, just let me know if you want it delivered by dove or brick.

No. 2566927

>>2566896
Im so jealous (assuming he doesnt look like the hunchback of notre dame). You must be pretty to have a rich husband.

No. 2566937

>>2566920
nta but move if you can, sounds like it's the location that's the problem and not the husband. Mine makes 90k but we live in a cheap area so we're super comfy even though I don't work. Plus we're young and he's still really new in his career so it'll only get better over time

No. 2566942

>>2566937
If you dont work what do you do all day

No. 2566943

>>2566910
This isn't meant to be a snipe or a challenge.
How exactly do you go about figuring out what they make, do you just ask them? Do you ask what they do for a living and look up the income of their profession in your area?

No. 2566945

>>2566942
She sells seashells on the seashore.

No. 2566946

>>2566910
Based. Nothing to be ashamed of. It's the only thing men are good for. I thought they wanted to be providers?

No. 2566947

>>2566896
does this apply if my boyfriend just graduated uni? he is so wonderful (i don’t plan to ever find a boyfriend if we don’t work out one day because i don’t think i’ll luck out like this again) but not well off financially right now. he plans to go to law school in a year and i feel foolish for ever thinking i should ditch him for some pornsick scrote that makes more (i wouldn’t, an intrusive thought really), like i am selfish and materialistic. i don’t even have a proper career myself so curious what other nonas think about this.

No. 2566951

>>2566947
Gee anon, I don't know, should you dump your recently post-grad boyfriend because he doesn't make 6 figures when you don't even have a career yourself? It's hard to tell.

No. 2566958

Nigeltards have the rest of the website to talk about their diseased obsession with scrotes and they choose to bring it to the dumbass shit thread

No. 2566959

>>2566958
cant get banned for blackpill outside of containment if the containment zone is locked kek

No. 2566960

>>2566958
Please cry about it, maybe that would solve the issue.

No. 2566962

File: 1750122054168.jpeg (126.21 KB, 1170x503, IMG_1243.jpeg)


No. 2566963

>>2566958
If you think that discussing relations with scrotes is retarded, is the Dumbass Shit Thread not an appropriate place to discuss them?

No. 2566964

>>2566951
no, i don’t wish to and i believe i shouldn’t—i’m just very naive and unconfident so i never trust that i am doing the right thing, even if logically and internally i know i am. thank you for being sensical nonnie kek. i always hear women saying to only be with rich men, so i worry that i’m doing something wrong. i wish i wasn’t so gullible and uncertain

No. 2566966

Was anyone here for the year of CP spamgeddon? I feel like the anons who were here for that experienced a level of trauma bonding. Shout out bunker threads! I wonder where that tranny faggot is now.

No. 2566967

>>2566964
This is pure cowardice, you should make all of your life's greatest decisions based on inputs from anonymous image board users.

No. 2566968

>>2566964
I mean this with the best intentions but if that's who you are maybe you need to stay off of social media.

No. 2566970

>>2566943
I do that occasionally if I am not familiar with their field. There are subtle tells too if someone is use to or expects to have access to money. I suppose I could be dismissing the possibility of a guy who beat the odds and is now majorly successful in his career despite coming from nothing this way, but I’ve dated types like that in the past and they’re very resentful and have a complex about it. Better to just write them off entirely in my experience.

No. 2566971

>>2566968
i don’t use social media as i am aware of this issue

No. 2566973

>>2566971
Yeah I didn't want to come out and say it directly but what I really meant was anonymous image boards.

No. 2566976

>>2566966
Hopefully hanging from a rope somewhere.

No. 2566984

>>2566966
I've been here since 2017 regrettably but the bunker threads are a good memory.

No. 2566994

File: 1750124141383.gif (341.45 KB, 328x400, nuKul3M.gif)

they only want you when you're seventeen
when you're twenty one
you're no fun
they take a polaroid and let you go
say they'll let you know
so come on

No. 2567000

File: 1750124354541.jpg (55.66 KB, 736x736, 1687376443670.jpg)

Told my dad who fucks with ChatGPT that AI has been causing psychosis in people and he said it sounded ridiculous and now I hear him saying AI can replace psychiatrists

No. 2567009

>>2566966
Yeah I literally had to use a browser extension to turn images off here, you just made me realize that I've havent had to use it for years now

No. 2567010

File: 1750124884368.jpg (89.19 KB, 968x799, GcZpYlMWIAAqkPb.jpg)

my mouth hurts so bad i'm gonna murder everyone

No. 2567037

>>2566963
Nta but isn't this thread for off-topic posts that don't belong in any existing thread? Nigelwhoring belongs in the Nigel thread on /g/ and the such, but they feel the need to post here because nobody would give them attention otherwise and that's not what they want.

No. 2567039

File: 1750128237033.webp (104.39 KB, 1080x1536, 1000013120.jpg)


No. 2567040

>>2567039
Ok Nigeltard. Enjoy going homeless when he gets bored of you and you don't have a job or your own money.

No. 2567041

File: 1750128427122.jpg (164.52 KB, 1157x1462, 1000013102.jpg)

>>2567040
>picrel

No. 2567043

File: 1750128531591.jpg (6.28 KB, 310x163, 428dre.jpg)

>>2567041
You say that but you're replying, lmao. You wouldn't have replied from the start if it didn't make you upset. You're not a real part of society and have to rely on a man to survive.

No. 2567046

File: 1750128648601.jpg (42.85 KB, 680x454, 1673292521647.jpg)

>>2567043
Very interesting.

No. 2567053

>>2567040
even though this anon might be trying to stir shit, this is a legit concern tbh. some men who get in this sort of dynamic where they're the only ones working end up resenting their wife and treating her like shit as a result, or engaging in financial abuse. and if he's going out of his way to date a neet instead of someone on his level there's a higher chance he might be predatory. i mean generally speaking, regular rich people tend to date other rich people

No. 2567057

>>2567043
who is that moid in the picture hes so ugly

No. 2567062

File: 1750130113595.jpeg (42.81 KB, 480x478, 1685026231504.jpeg)

>>2566896
my brag is that my family is borderline rich and its very likely ill never need to rely on a nigel for anything in my life

No. 2567063

>>2567053
Honestly she'll get what she deserves for being an idiot and believing she can live life on "easy mode" by relying on a male. She's stupid enough to think it's a flex and not see what's wrong with an arrangement like that. Might as well live in Saudi Arabia if she thinks that's normal.
>>2567057
Kek it's CGI. It's from the movie The Polar Express (2004)

No. 2567065

>>2567062
Now that's actually living on easy mode. I salute you. You have won the lottery.

No. 2567066

>>2567062
Same, relying on any moid other than my father for either money or love is an absurd thought to me

No. 2567068

>>2566914
Basically what happened was in uni I was studying linguistics and took a course on computational linguistics, I ended up doing extremely well in it like better than all my other modules so the lecturer suggested I take this other module in natural language processing next but it wasn’t part of my programme as it was offered by the computer science school. she suggested speaking to the programme director of the arts and languages school to see if I could get permission for them to make an exception for me to use one of my elective credits for the semester to study a module outside of the school which ended up being approved. Then after I graduated I really just wanted to get a job asap and didn’t think too much about the long term outlook. The first “good” job I got offered was this fashion writing job so I accepted it a couple of weeks before graduating and worked there about 18 months but then had to leave as I was relocating. After that I wasn’t sure what to do so was looking into doing a masters and contacted my previous lecturer about any courses with an NLP focus at my old uni as it was the subject I had done by far the most well at and it seemed better paid than my previous field. She said the course offered at the uni was more focused on the linguistics side and she thought I may be practically better off looking into something like an internship and she would write me a reference. I shortly after found an internship at a legal tech start up as a AI solutions engineering intern and ended up getting the job, I worked there for about 6 months and ended up doing really well there so I was approached by a large fintech company who offered me the current position I have. I think because I had some practical experience and good feedback from both my lecturer and internship but honestly idk. I thought the whole trajectory seemed odd too. I didn’t include my previous fashion writing work in my resume to them as it didn’t seem relevant and I thought would be off putting

No. 2567072

>>2567053
Why do anons think dating a guy with money means you must be solely relying on his income? You can work and still make him pay for everything. You can also save his money if you really need to. Don't be small-minded, men are easy. Every smart woman knows to have a degree and some money to fall back on.

No. 2567077

>>2567072
That's because anyone into dating isn't smart lmao. They're probably combining finances like retards.

No. 2567083

>>2567063
kek i must be retarded i didnt realize it was cgi

No. 2567098

>>2567072
Fr, my guy makes 6 figures but I’m almost there myself. Another year or two and I’ll be pulling in 100k a year. If we ever break up I’ll be fine. It’s not tradwifey to want a partner that has his financial shit together.

No. 2567115

I ate too many mini m&ms and now my tummy hurts

No. 2567116

>>2566942
Mostly just try to care for myself and do whatever random stuff lol. Sleep, write, do puzzles, read, imagine things, play games, etc.
I was born with various conditions and got worse bc I got abused badly (by someone outside the family) at some point so I'm too disabled to work or do many things. It's not so bad since I'm not in like awful pain most of the time, just physically weak and mentally eccentric and have random misc issues like a rare eye condition that makes my vision all screwed up.
people take pity on me all the time but tbh I am very happy nowadays. I'm too autistic to understand why I should care that I can't do the same things as other people and I have people who love and support me, plus I will never have to worry about money since my family is well off and somehow married into an even wealthier family. Husband adores me because he is also autistic and only I understand him where normies can't, he works hard to support me and all the people I know now are kind. I will probably die early but the rest of my life will be spent chilling. also the guy who abused me was shunned by everyone he knows and lost his job and literally all his money lol

No. 2567130

>>2566905
This is such a cute idea I love it

No. 2567134

File: 1750136032583.png (44.1 KB, 216x254, IMG_1273.png)

Just remembered the time I had a flirty thing going on with a screenwriter that I had a crush on at the time. One day we had planned to have a zoom/facetime chat and I had a hit of weed beforehand because I was a little bit nervous. A few minutes in, we’re laughing and joking around and he asks me what my favorite movie is. Oh god my mind completely blanked, um, uh,
>I actually love Zoolander, I don’t care what anyone says, it’s still funny

And he just goes
>Oh

No. 2567148

For some reason I thought Rachel Ray retired, but she still makes cooking videos on youtube.

No. 2567150

>>2567148
Whoa she looks different

No. 2567153

>>2567150
It’s because she’s an alcoholic tbh

No. 2567155

>>2566887
the roleplay kind is even funnier, the name of the roles they give each other and themselves is too funny kekkkkk

No. 2567159

>>2567148
Woah she looks so inflamed

No. 2567161

>>2566976
i'm hoping his skeleton and shattered skull were donated to a bone museum, where forever until the end of time the guide explains "now here you can see the point of impact of the bullet on his skull"

No. 2567162

>>2567046
haven't seen this one in a while, saving rn kekk

No. 2567166

>>2567134
moids will say shit like Irreversible or Martyrs with a straight face, why are you feeling humiliated for enjoying an actually satirical movie, who cares if it was funny as it was satirical

No. 2567168

>>2567166
I didn’t know the fire extinguisher scene was meant to be satirical. damn

No. 2567170

>>2567168
yes, it's all satire

No. 2567171

I dreamed I finally got to go to a Gorillaz concert at a small venue, I got front row seats and everything. But when Damon got up on stage some pranksters started throwing beach balls and basket balls at the stage and started firing flare guns both at the stage and the roof so everyone had to evacuate. And of course, the band was so angry and offended at this they didn't want to go back, so the concert got cancelled.
I know it was just a dream, but I just woke up and I'm still upset at the imaginary pranksters. How the fuck do you even sneak in a bazillion basket balls anyway???

No. 2567179

>>2567171
How'd they get all that, especially flare guns, past security? Sorry that happened to you though anon, hope you get a refund. Maybe you'll get to see them again.

No. 2567180

>>2566792
Excuse me fucking what did you just type?

No. 2567196

File: 1750142756477.jpg (84.46 KB, 736x736, 40f24d15af5956d1d4bf30ee96769a…)

Do you nonnas have any favorite female youtubers who have vlog/chatting/makeup videos? I am going through a rough time right now and I've been itching to watch some vlogs of confident and awesome women as a background again. I've also been really into asian makeup lately. Of course, i wont take every picrel word she says as the gospel truth, but I simply miss having a cool friend to cheer me up and I miss being as confident and inspiring as her.

No. 2567218

Nonas I can't decide what I want for breakfast:
- Sandwich and a cup of coffee
- Yogurt with fruit and a cup of tea

No. 2567220

File: 1750145718342.jpg (23.88 KB, 720x706, tumblr_16349aa77c9bf0602257242…)

very gross i open shitter and first thing i see is a pregnant xavier under the "ladsmpregweek" hashtag, who the fuck is asking for this, i should've unfollowed and blocked that tardbitch when she made that tweet about learning to enjoy xavier's farts in elaborate detail, i realize i only followed her bc she made some cute fanart ONCE, and even that was weird bc it had feet in it but it was mild and in the back, never again nonners

No. 2567221

>>2567218
the first one, the second one doesn't make sense to me somehow

No. 2567225

>>2567218
>>2567221
samefag, i feel like yogurt with fruit should go with a smoothie or juice

No. 2567226

>>2567220
Channeling your pain. Except I am actively hate-stalking who I thought was a fellow yumejoshi for my husbando. Thought she was a TIF. Might actually be a gay moid with a fat fetish. Watching them dig their own grave so I can time when to be the first to piss on it.

No. 2567227

>>2567225
Adding a smoothie on top of the yogurt would be way too heavy, and juice together with the already sweet yogurt and fruit would be a bit too sweet

No. 2567241

>>2567225
personally I love adding yogurt to fruit when it comes to smoothie concoctions, for texture and increased bioavailability of the fruit’s vitamins

No. 2567242

>>2566761
>3 years
you have to be over 18 to use this website

No. 2567254

>>2567227
you are right, just that tea doesn't seem to go with yogurt or fruit, maybe coconut water i guess



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