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No. 2550225

Previous Thread: >>2530368

No. 2550230

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yay new thread

No. 2550244

Threadpic is so good, I love lolcor

No. 2550257

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Youtube blocking ublock origin on Firefox again. when will this madness end I'm going to kill myself if I have to sit through ads on youtube

No. 2550260

>>2550230
I really want something like this but with Elsie posing and an hyperrealistic cow walking next to her.

No. 2550264

>>2550260
Oh someone make that please I'm begging.

No. 2550266

>>2550264
working on it right now

No. 2550269

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>>2550266
I love you.

No. 2550274

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I'm still sated from my first meal of the day. How the fuck did this moid end up this way, and how does he even maintain it? No food is ever that serious

No. 2550276

>>2550274
A lot of people end up this fat by eating high calories, low nutrition food. They dont eat fruits or vegetables. Always microwaved trash and snacks from the 7-11

No. 2550279

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Me when I’m locking eyes with the cute male nurse as I shit my pants so he’ll undress me

No. 2550284

I am a menace to little creatures. Couple of weeks ago I discovered a weakened bumblebee on the ground in the heat. Google told me to bring it to a shady place and give it some water, so I picked it up and attempted to bring it over to a nice and shady flower bed only to drop it several times becauce it crawled about in my hand like a drunkard. Found a snail last week in the middle of a pavement. Brought it to a grassy area in the opposite direction of where it was going because I'm dumb. Saw a beetle toppled over on a walkpath today. All I did was give it a little nudge to help it turn over and it just did a double-roll and fucking died. I try to be a Disney princess and I'm just Beetle Killer Barb.

No. 2550287

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>my mother's bulbous nose gene and my father's thin upper lip and widow's peak genes coming to together to give me a face for drag kinging

No. 2550297


No. 2550304

>>2550279
I hope my retirement home nurses are hot so I can do this.

No. 2550305

>>2550102
I meant the whole Semi- and Final steams on cytube, including the chats. I wasn't sure about sharing them since nonnas voiced some worries last year but I'd say dumbass nonnies are pretty save kek. It was really fun and frustrating.

>i hate male quirkmeisters, and the moids seem like quirkmeisters, maybe ESC should stop sending males older than 25 to begin with

based and very true

No. 2550310

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>>2550284
come over here nonnie, I'll tell you about the rabbits and the farm

No. 2550312

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No. 2550314


No. 2550315

>>2550312
Hell yes nonna, god bless.

No. 2550316

>>2550284
beetle killer barb i love your pure heart.

No. 2550317

>>2550312
CUTE. Post this in the Elsie thread too!

No. 2550318

>>2550312
NTAYRT, but this looks so cute nona! I love seeing all the different art styles people draw Elsie in. Love the dancing Russian cow in the back.

No. 2550329

>>2550312
life is worth living again

No. 2550330

>>2550312
This is even better than what I thought about, I love you, nonna.

No. 2550351

why are musk and trump having a messy breakup on social media rn

No. 2550355

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I was this chair to get high in with my girls.

No. 2550364

>>2550305
>maybe ESC should stop sending males older than 25 to begin with
Can we make an exception for him?

No. 2550371

>>2550351
The showrunners are just injecting a bit of drama and uncertainty into the story to keep the audience's attention. Musk-kun and Trump-senpai are otp, have faith true believer love wins.

No. 2550389

>>2550312
Yess I love threadpic and this edit! So cute and so much energy

No. 2550392

>>2550364
his white hair and the reflection of the light on his balding forehead looked like a blond mullet with microbangs i thought it was Jeast Klein kek, but ok i'll make an exception.

No. 2550407

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>>2550392
KEKKKK Jeast Klein wishes he was as hot and talented as Tudor Bumbac is.

No. 2550417

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could a baby that makes inverted sanpaku eyes too often turn out evil?

No. 2550422

>>2550417
If you start putting the baby in the freezer for extremely short bursts of time really often, ie. for 30 seconds every 20 minutes, you can actually "freeze" the evil from happening. You'll notice the eyes stop advertising the evil innards after a few months but you have to be consistent.

No. 2550425

>>2550422
i thought the opposite and put it in the microwave, nonnies what to do, everytime it wakes up it makes this face >>2550417

No. 2550434

there was some nonnie that said lolcor's nitpicking made her care about her nasolabial folds and she got rid of them through some way and i intended to do the same but i forgot. tragic.

No. 2550450

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>>2550425
Whenever it starts feeling particularly bloodthirsty, rattle two baby toys on different sides of its face, its eyes will cross like picrel which will curb its instinctual craving for human sacrifices

No. 2550467

>>2550351
toxic yaoi hits again

No. 2550475

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I think being a mod for several shit has ruined me,I want to post troll replies but then the faggot ass voice in my head tells me "you could get redtexted/time out for that you would've banned that user if you saw it" and I stop myself and move on or report the post to admins, never become mods/admins it will ruin the joy of trolling and make you a wuss ass good anon

No. 2550495

>>2550475
just make a different account, no one will know

No. 2550513

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This show is my personal, private place

No. 2550522

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>Saw a beetle toppled over on a walkpath today
if it makes you feel better boy do I have the video for you

No. 2550565

>>2550522
This is very soothing to watch

No. 2550602

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No. 2550604

“Light. Do you want to have sex?”

Light almost choked on his sip of coffee. Think. He had to play this strategically.

If I immediately say no, he’ll definitely think I’m Kira. It's too obvious. Would Kira have gay sex? Kira would never let himself be in a position so vulnerable, nevermind gay or not. Though… would he? Kira, albeit drawn from me, is a concept who exists in a divorced state. While I may not jump at the oppourtunity for sex, someone such as Kira may see it as a show of power.
so if I declined here, L might suspect that I don’t want to come off as too power hungry, and accuse me of being kira.

I have to go through with it. I don't have a good enough reason to reject him.

But if I say yes, that still points towards Kira, who could use the argument that a "hole is a hole" and therefore top. No, if I suggest topping, he'll definitely think I'm Kira. But wait. That's it.

I’ll take his dick up my ass, proving that I am neither homophobic nor kira.

L, in the meantime, ate his cake without so much giving it a second thought. His trap was well laid and well prepared.

If Light asks me to top, he's definitely Kira.

No. 2550636

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>>2550604
L is for Lula

No. 2550670

Love thread pic and name

No. 2550721

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in a moment of comedic irony, like how i get carried away doing tasks in DOL, I've managed to stay up till 5:30 am, now the thing is, i have an online meeting to attend 10-11 am, do i stay up at the risk of my sanity or do i sleep and just pray i wake up in 4 hours.

No. 2550724

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No. 2550726

>>2550724
but nonnie the meetings with my college professors and class to get briefing on a college trip

No. 2550738

>>2550721
Set alarms

No. 2550748

>>2550726
we'll wake you up nonnie

No. 2550759

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to the nona who also misread my post and deleted after realizing. we are kindred spirits

No. 2550821

>>2550636
Não acredito que meu post atraiu outra anã brasileira

No. 2550916

Apparently YouTube has auto subs now? I know a lot of people hate that but I'm personally happy about it if it's good enough because it means I can watch my obscure shows that exist only in their original languages. Random Argentinian soap opera, French cartoon, and Korean cartoon here I come.

No. 2550921

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Saw this on Facebook. It's the gift that keeps giving.

No. 2550924

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Relatable

No. 2550929

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I can tell i've hit rock bottom because i started feeling jealous of shayna being able to make money from flaunting her gunt online. God, just smite me already.

No. 2550968

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>>2549717
I WONDER IF THAT GUY EVER WIPED HIS ASS WITH THE WRONG HAAAAAAAAAAND!

No. 2550971

>>2550929
I don't judge how people make money anymore. I just judge those who buy it

No. 2550981

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I should be looking for a job but instead i am daydreaming about becoming a famous vtubing and making vtuber models on dress up games.

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No. 2550996

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>>2550981
Took me 40 mins to come up with kawiwi angel nurse of the apocalypse chan

No. 2551023

Calling men "sluts" instead of "mansluts" or "fuckboys" is so liberating. I'm glad lc has shown me the light.

No. 2551060

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>>2551023
yessss nonnie, on another note, must be nice for English to not be an inherently gendered language, i looked up the french word for a (male) whore, closest thing i found was "saluad"?(as an equivalent to salope?) but even that just meant something like a bastard/whore's son(?).
i also tried looking up if the word for whore in my native language too is gendered, but all the results were in my language's script, and genuinely i cannot read it, i truly am illiterate

No. 2551065

>>2551060
God I love not being French.

No. 2551111

Whenever moids learn their ESL girlfriends' first/mother languages to impress them I find it weird. Sometimes they do it so they finally understand their girlfriend's parents shit talking them for rightful reasons. If a moid tried learning my mother tongue and started pulling terms he learnt from Duolingo I'd start getting a shovel

No. 2551138

>>2551111
right, it should be the bare minimum, it's so nauseating when they give this shit eating grin for stumbling their way through the language. "white boy impresses Chinese restaurant by ordering in perfect Mandarin" and it's just because they're shocked a moid rubbed together enough braincells to say ni hao.
not quite related, but i don't trust moids that weirdly want to learn to speak German, not if it's their mother tongue, or if they're doing it for their girl or bc of work, but when it's just random, 9 times out of 10 they're doing it for edgy WW2 retardation reasons, you can tell because they're fixated on specific fancy German words that they say with exaggerated aggressive delivery, my brother wanted to learn German so bad but when his retarded edgy phase went away, so did that desire.

No. 2551141

>>2551138
Kek unrelated but this is the dumbass shit thread so as a child I wanted to learn French so bad because it was the cool romantic love language and now everyone's shitting on it with the "ew fr*nch" memes and honestly I agree and dodged a bullet.
Agreed with German though. Or Russian. In moids of course, they just want to become poopoo Hitler or blast Soviet music in the back of the school bus. Women who learn those sound cool.

No. 2551147

>>2551060
>spoiler
One of the few reasons I like english. Sure, you can say slut and whore have connotations associated with women but at least they're not directly linguistically and etymologically gendered to be female.

No. 2551151

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Do they ever watch reality TV on moovie nights? I really want to watch stupid reality slop with nonnies.

No. 2551152

>>2551141
i want to learn Russian sometimes just because Russian women tend to have that tough bitch reputation that i seriously envy, and sure people also consider them to be submissive, but i think people tend to associate them more with the stereotype of a scary trophy wife that accepts nothing less than princess treatment, which is a step above tradthottery i suppose.

No. 2551154

>>2551152
I want to learn Russian but nothing can make me roll my Rs the way they do. I can only do it in the back of my throat and not the middle or front and it makes me very sad

No. 2551158

>>2551154
Nta but how the hell you rolling your r's in the back of your throat? Are you Perry the Platypus? I'm trying to roll my r's in the back of my throat and I can't lmao.

No. 2551160

>>2551158
Maybe try like croaking and the sounds kind of roll? I'm not sure. Let's switch voices nonny and achieve our dreams

No. 2551162

>>2551154
i can, tee hee

No. 2551163

>>2551158
if you put your tongue to the back of your mouth, you can make this eerrrrrr sound, maybe that's what nonnie means.

No. 2551165

>>2551162
Mom?
Kek seriously though my mom can do it while I can't and if she can't teach me when she taught me everything I needed to be a good person then it's joever

No. 2551169

I have some weird metabolism for real. It's like I can't lose or gain weight no matter what I do. Permanently stuck at an equilibrium

No. 2551171

>>2551169
It's the exact same way for me, I think once I reach a certain weight I start feeling too gross and stop eating as much, and then when I start losing weight I binge again.

No. 2551175

>>2551165
it's never joever daughter, the rolling r sound is produced by vibrating your tongue at the spot behind your upper teeth, not directly behind at, just a lil behind it, and just vibrate your tongue ig, i can do it, i don't know how i do it, maybe exhaling does it or the muscles do it. try it, maybe it'll work.

No. 2551178

>>2551175
Heard this so many times but still appreciated lol. Maybe I just can't do it in the same way some people can't roll their tongue or something

No. 2551184

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>>2551151
plenty, a couple of months ago we watched pic related and years ago we watched flavor of love charm school.

No. 2551196

>>2551184
Damn I can't believe I've been missing this.

No. 2551201

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anisa looks so much like the turkish guy that groomed me online when i was 14 here i was actually shocked when i saw this pic. it gave me flashbacks

No. 2551202

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just found out im 5'3 not 5'4

No. 2551206

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>>2551202
>Laughs in 5'6

No. 2551207

>>2551202
Teeny tiny.

No. 2551209

wait no, my bad guys, i measured wrong, still 5'4. crisis averted, go home everyone.

No. 2551210

>>2551202
When rounded up what is it? I'm like technically 5'3.8 or something but eh

No. 2551211

>>2551202
haha shortie i'm 5'3.5"

No. 2551214

>>2551209
ah fuck i didn't see this. now i'm the shortie, kms

No. 2551221

>>2551209
everyone point and laugh at this womanlet

No. 2551222

>>2551211
haha midget im 5'4'6'7'900.3 say hi to your ant colony from me

No. 2551224

>>2551221
i'm a certified average height stacy now, i'm invincible, your words mean nothing to me

No. 2551226

Has anyone noticed an uptick in what seems to be underage posters that have literally zero experience in life? I saw some anon in the TIF thread ask if TIFs are into Radiohead and it's like if you know what a TIF is and what Radiohead is how do you not know they're like the prime NLOG band kek.

No. 2551231

>>2551226
summerfags are here, it happens every year

No. 2551232

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how do you clock whether an artist is a gay male or a woman

No. 2551235

>>2551232
I've never known a gay artist that drew pretty anime boys, it's only been fugly baras and art ala Keith Haring. I'm going with woman on this one.

No. 2551237

>>2551232
If they draw men with beautiful faces it’s a woman. If they draw disgusting cock and balls and grotesquely huge muscles it’s a man. Your picture is obviously a female artist because there’s no cock involved.

No. 2551242

I feel like anons used to do way more "elaborate" shitposts back in the day. Remember hamster-chan? I can't ever believe that the DAS threads tanked the site's quality. Anons used to actually have fun on here, and other anons would join in to keep the joke going. It literally just feels like twitter now. The era of elaborate /ot/ shitposts is over because so many anons were lost with the shit moderation, the half-assed site migration and bunker threads, and now I think many people have realized the most attention you'll get is by baiting the UO threads like a retarded sped. The /ot/ culture is such shit right now.

No. 2551243

I don't understand why the gym gets such a bad rep, I just started going there and the people are so friendly it's actually insane. Not just the trainers but the people that go there.

No. 2551245

>>2551235
>>2551237
well dead wrong, it's actually a straight black male who draws thirsty pinups
https://www.instagram.com/arekushisu_11

No. 2551248

i want to shove something in my pussy but not in a horny way

No. 2551251

>>2551245
if you'd shown the art with the lady with 3 pairs of ribs removed and a broken waist, nonas would've clocked it faster kek

No. 2551254

>>2551245
…Okay. Am I supposed to be shocked that a straight man posts boring art.

No. 2551257

>>2551232
>>2551245
>Roidpig neck and body under the animu head
Of course it is kek

No. 2551258

>>2551232
This looks ai generated

No. 2551260

Anons I genuinely think I'm aging out of lolcow. I've been here for ten years and for the past few months I've been asking myself why I even come here anymore. I feel like a lot of the magic is gone.

No. 2551261

>>2551226
its sucks too because i like radiohead and british punk i dont know why tiffes need to pretend its their whole personality no wonder yorke hates his fans now kek

No. 2551267

>>2551258
I agree that was my first thought after seeing his insta, if not completely ai generated then they look painted over. The “sketches” don’t make any sense. Maybe he really is that boring, though. He’s secretly a straight man after all and male artists can only draw 1 thing

No. 2551269

>>2551261
I think Thom York has hated his fans well before the tranny craze. Tifs are just NLOGs and are often attracted to "male-centered" media that women are framed as "not getting" by retarded males who like it.

No. 2551270

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why did no one make a new celebricows thread yet

No. 2551275

>>2551270
why don't YOU make one

No. 2551279

>>2551275
i'm too retarded for that

No. 2551326

My rare CIB game still has a $10 GameStop sticker on it and I'm considering listing it with the sticker still stuck on it just to laugh at all the stupid nerds who are willing to pay hundreds for it.

No. 2551380

It's crazy how I know literally 0 women who use astrology to dictate their every move in life and yet every male and pickme in a hundred mile radius gets so performatively enraged by astrology and women who like it for harmless fun. Literally frothing at the mouth irl because astrology was mentioned and they read too many fake AITA posts about horrible astrology loving harpy hags kek.

No. 2551385

>>2551380
I only know people who reference it jokingly. Even the one girl I know who does tarot readings for fun doesn’t actually believe in it, but it makes some people really mad for no reason. They like to say it’s “dangerous” and “anti-science” but don’t get nearly as butthurt about whatever it is that Joe Rogan does on his podcast which is ironic.

No. 2551392

>>2551380
KEK I literally just made a natal chart for my unborn child as a joke for fun and posted it like "wow is my daughter going to be a nerd? Libra sun, cap moon. I don't want a nerd daughter." I think that's pretty clearly a joke, maybe I'm retarded. Maybe everyone else in the world is just too autistic to understand my sense of humor. But people got really mad and defensive, suggesting I give my child up for adoption because, due to my harmless joke about astrology, I was not fit to be a mother. I love spergouts like that though, they're so funny. Life is so funny.

>>2551326
Wow, please do. It's what they deserve.

No. 2551452

>>2551380
100% agree. Ngl I fell for the astrology bad stereotype as a teen and cringe so hard thinking about it.
>Astrology girls be like haha sorry for abusing you I'm a Libra
>Astrology girls be like haha oops I hit the mailbox I'm a saggydicktits
I've NEVER met a woman into astrology who's been like this, genuinely. It's all strawman bullshit. And once you get into further advanced physics it basically proves it's real or at least somewhat real anyway

No. 2551454

>>2551380
>>2551452
The only exception are bippies who mention every 5 seconds that they're a Scorpio kek, they're rare but they do fit the stereotype

No. 2551457

>>2551454
Even those ones do it mostly as a joke anyway

No. 2551491

>>2551452
>physics proves astrology is real
care to elaborate?

No. 2551505

>>2550287
You have a beautiful face and being androgynous makes TIFs seethe, rejoice in your untold power

No. 2551511

>>2551491
astrology is based on the movement of plants in space and astronomy (study of space) is like an application of physics

so when they say mercury is in retrograde that is true, the planet mercury would be in retrograde orbit

No. 2551554

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I was about to do a very insightful post in the vent thread, then I looked at my cat that is lying next to me and purring loudly as he's staring at me lovingly. Now everything is fine

No. 2551564

forgot what thread i was in a reported a post for fujosperging in the fujo thread. just take me out back and shoot me, mods i apologize.

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do you nonnies ever feel like your armpits smell different from each other?

No. 2551605

>>2551111
Why? I’m working on learning my bf’s mother tongue. I feel like you should at least make a bare minimum effort to learn some phrases if you’re dating someone who’s ESL.

No. 2551606

>>2550312
ryukishi elsie my beloved

No. 2551612

Stopped at an absolutely great diner out in the middle of nowhere during my 7 hour road trip, decided on a whim that I wanted to try their milkshakes and it's been like 10 hours since and I'm still thinking about it. It was the creamiest and most flavorful milkshake I've ever had, it was like I had ascended to heaven, and I have no clue how they managed to make it taste like that. And I'll probably never have it again since the diner is 4 fucking hours away.

No. 2551614

>>2551605
ntayrt , but nonnie read the post,
>moids learn their ESL girlfriends' first/mother languages to impress them
it's not about doing the bare minimum, it's about doing the bare minimum poorly and then acting like people should suck their dick for it. the difference between a moid trying to learn his girlfriend's native language to be closer to her and prove to her parents that they're compatible because it's the normal thing to do versus a moid saying Bayerische Motoren Werke in a hideous hardly trying accent and then waiting for people to say "oh wow you sound totally German bro"

No. 2551615

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>>2551564
I report scrote posts often only to see I was in the post like a moid thread….

No. 2551618

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>>2550996
That was actually a thing during ww2 kek I love this photo btw

No. 2551628

>>2551626
Can you repost your "this is me" image I want to save it also I agree with you

No. 2551630

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Not to get all astrological, but I think taurus mars has to be the worst placement to have. Literally the definition of sloth.

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>>2551628
Here you go anon.

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>>2551632
Thank you ily nonnie

No. 2551651

>>2551630
Okay but a Libra Mars though? Like congrats on never accomplishing anything in life because you can never pick an option kek.

No. 2551661

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>>2551202
I converted my height from cm to inches and it turns out this whole time I was 5'4" not 5'5"

No. 2551663

I love my air conditioner she makes my room nice and cold and smells weirdly good

No. 2551677

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i'm seeing why people are so into Hans Landa as a villain, he's so zesty it's kekilicious, and the scene with him negotiating is so funny, like this guy is crazy crazy, a theatre is going to blow up with Hitler in it and he's ordering himself an American passport, a new jazzy house on island, a harem of all murican boys, 50 medals, a blowjob from the president, and maybe 1 medal for each of the bastards and then rewriting history too KEKK

No. 2551681

>>2551661
WHO THE FUCK IS MARIO JUDAH

No. 2551699

>>2551202
>>2551661
If you're not doing it correctly, you won't get the right height. For example, if I google "160cm to feet," it'll give me "5.24 feet," and since we're used to the metric system we'd assume that that means "5 foot 2 and a half inches," but that's not correct.

You'd need to do "160cm to inches," which would give me 62.9 inches, then subtract 12 from 63 (rounded up from 62.9) until I'm left with a remainder.
>63 - 12 = 51
>51 - 12 = 39
>39 - 12 = 27
>27 - 12 = 15
>15 - 12 = 3
So that's 5 feet 3 inches (1 foot = 12 inches). I.e., 5.24 feet = 5 foot 3 inches. This discrepancy is why so many countries adopted the metric system.

No. 2551747

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The subtitles for I Know What You Did Last Summer that i downloaded are in Finnish, but the movie's in English so i guess it's time to learn Finnish

No. 2551749

>>2551747
katsokaa means "look at her"?

No. 2551751

>>2551749
suuret means "ample" or big?

No. 2551752

I think it's funny how every country has their own version of cooked meat wrapped in dough

No. 2551753

>>2551751
hej jatkat means hey guys?

No. 2551754

>>2551753
idk what kotimaatani means but it sounds like a place in South India kek

No. 2551756

>>2551754
anna menna kultsi "work it babe"?

No. 2551758

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Let's all learn Finnish together

No. 2551759

>>2551756
taa on mun tytto "thats my girl"?

No. 2551763

>>2551758
yes nonni! i wish i had the motivation to learn any other language really, but it never seems like i have time, i have just the month of June free, what do i even learn in this time

No. 2551766

>>2551759
samefag, of all the phrases i know it's "tapa itsesi moidi" kek

No. 2551772

>>2551766
hiuksi means hair?

No. 2551776

>>2551772
ymmarretty "got it"?

No. 2551781

Postung frim work

No. 2551783

Anons please tell me a story about someone you personally knew was a pick me or otherwise a bad person but nobody else believed you or saw it. I have to deal with this grown ass woman making sly remarks about me but everyone loves her for some reason. I keep trying to connect with her but she's been so hostile for no reason. I need to read stories to cope kek.

No. 2551784

>>2551781
I'm telling your boss.

No. 2551788

>>2551783
Yeah there's a lady at work with a fake strawberry allergy and she faked a miscarriage after our boss died, but everyone thinks she's a nice lady. But I can't run my mouth like "a miscarriage at 4 weeks, you mean a period? Kind of convenient that it happens right after our boss dies innit". Or "strawberry allergies aren't airborne, you have to eat the strawberry." Bc then people will also know that I am a bad person as well. Shhhh.

No. 2551789

>>2551788
She sounds fucking insufferable, I would talk so much shit to her if I had a coworker like that

No. 2551799

>>2551661
I'm somewhere between 5'9" and 5'10"
I must say that I envy your ability to squeeze into tight spaces and avoid knocking your head off of low ceilings in basements.
>>2551781
Same, if they don't want me to shit post on the company dime they should give me something to do.

No. 2551802

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I’m guessing we’re all collectively too lazy to start a new celebricows thread, and I am also part of the problem kek

No. 2551803

>>2551788
That's fucking annoying as hell. If I were you I'd mention the strawberry thing but pose it as a question kek. My weird pick me has made 3 sly comments about my weight (I'm thinner than her) and 2 about how I have no tits, and both have been in front of males. I feel like I'm going crazy because everyone loves her.

No. 2551806

>>2551802
I started typing up a new recap but I stopped because the milk was so boring and I also cant think of a good title for it kek

No. 2551809

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>>2551776
>en means no?
>malja meille is how you give a toast?
>Alas jatka laputtaa is how you tell someone to fuck off or take a hike ig
>rauha = chill out
>kiiti = thanks, kaveri = bro
>paa kiinni = shut up
>urbaani legenda
>ohjaavana valona = guiding light
>koukku either means penis or phallic
>city names end in "iin" ig, like New Yorkiin or Bostoniin
>alkoholisti
>varo = watch out
>mika se oli = what was that
>kuka han on = who is he
>tuo ei ole totta = that's not true
it's so distracting how hot Julie is in this movie, her boobs are so perfect
>voinko auttaa = what can i do for you
this was a great exercise in getting me sleepy kek, i finish the rest in the morning.

No. 2551822

Damn I so badly want to visit a Scandinavian country some day.

No. 2551838

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>>2551783
One of my old friends (more like an acquaintance I couldn't get rid of) wasn't even sneaky with her pickmeism kek. She was the kind of person that everyone pitied because she was fat and insecure about it, so people thought that anyone who spoke against her was just being mean. I don't know how they believed that when she never had anything nice to say about her female friends and would make backhanded comments about us in front of moids. She was also a pathological liar who made wild claims, the worst was probably when she cried about losing a friend in the Ariana Grande concert bombing, but when I brought that same friend up just a few weeks later, she was like "who?" She would also (apparently) get harassed by a "creepy guy" every single day, but whenever someone offered to help her or report him, she'd just giggle and say it was flattering as someone will sexual trauma that really pissed me off. I'm so glad I don't have to deal with her or her ugly scrote orbiters anymore. I know everyone says this but I feel like I genuinely have a gift for seeing through people's bullshit, because there's been SO many cases of me hating a person everyone else loves and then I always turn out to be right kek. I HATE MAKING TYPOS REEEEEE THIS IS MY THIRD ATTEMPT AT MAKING THIS SHITTY BLOGPOST

No. 2551840

>>2551803
God how irritating. Women who put others down for male attention are so pathetic. Moids will fuck anything from coconuts to monitor lizards to other moids. What's there to compete for?

No. 2551842

>>2551840
I'm amazed that women who haven't figured this out still exist kek

No. 2551870

>>2551783
Not really a pickme story but there was a 'bisexual' coomer moid who attached himself to a couple of my work mates and briefly dated one of them and in spite of him being a walking, talking, flashing red flag who sucked all of the air out of the room and fucked people over constantly, nobody would ever say a bad word about him and they all treated him like a figure who demanded respect and admiration. I can't even rationalize the deference he received by saying he was attractive; he was short, lisping and round but people would just hang off of his every word even when he'd be talking utter shite. He was completely ambitious and self serving, would undermine friends of his at work to pursue promotions and was an egregious two-faced suck up to anyone in authority over him.
I'd feel like I was going completely crazy any time anyone I knew would talk about this toxic tard, they all had stories about him screwing them over, cheating on one of them, and they'd all just laugh it off and finish the story with "he's a great guy though" Absolutely bizarre, I've heard about some people having "reality distortion fields" and this is the closest I've come to witnessing the phenomenon, to this day the only other person I know who couldn't stand him was the manager who gave him the boot after he completely pooched a major job: naturally she is still resented by coom-tard's meat puppets for ejecting their sacred climber.

No. 2551871

>>2551838
Holy shit anon if there's any more details I urge you to post about her in the personal cows thread kek, she sounds crazy. I hate how some people can get away with shit just because they're someone we are supposed to pity.

No. 2551880

>>2551870
Holy shit, I feel like we had the same experience with the same type of person. I knew a good-for-nothing narc whose biggest dream was to be on SNL kek, and he had a raging porn addiction that made his girlfriends go insane because he was constantly hounding them for sex and when he got bored he'd demand to open the relationship. He'd do this entire thing where he pretended to cheat on them just to make them jealous. When he would be in a group of men and he was driving he'd make his least favorite friend get out of his car late at night in deserted parking lots or country roads and drive off and leave them there for, at times, up to two hours. As a "joke". Then he'd come back and force these dudes to run after his car. This faggot was literally 5'6" and had major gay face and yet every single person fell madly in love with him and defended him, even though he was a raging misogynist narc. No idea how or why.

No. 2551885

>>2551781
postung
postang
posteng
postong
postyng

No. 2551888

>>2551880
Good lord, they're the exact same person. Are some manlets able to develop psychic manipulation powers through the sheer power of their seethe at being short? Is the purple man based on some writer's personal experience with one of these malevolent dwarves?

No. 2551889

>>2551880
>>2551870
Do they make these coomer faggots in a factory or something?? I swear all they have to do is tell one okayish joke, and suddenly everyone else falls over themselves to defend their unwashed asses because they're "the light of the party"
>>2551871
I haven't seen her in YEARS but I'll make a list of everything I remember kek

No. 2551907

anyone else find ginger moids hot? i feel like everyone rags on them unfairly

No. 2551910

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>>2551783
this girl in hs who literally tried to regina george everyone and it worked because everybody but me was retarded, some girls found out about her shitty behavior and started disliking her but that was after it all. From what i remember she'd mostly hang out with guys outside of school and had already dated most of them kek every time she found out a girl had a crush on some guy she inmediatly went to flirt with them and made nasty comments especifically about the girl who had a crush on wichever guy she was talking to
Worst thing she did imo is she and her friend teamed up and while she went to her friends ex to talk shit about his new girlfriend, pick mes friend tried to befriend the new girlfriend and convince her to break up with him. After they failed on breaking them up, they completely isolated her from the group they had included her in and started "privately" making fun of her for self harming
she was also weird to me and tried to touch me and sit on my lap and later talked shit about me when i said i disliked her
>>2551838
>One of my old friends (more like an acquaintance I couldn't get rid of)
>wasn't even sneaky with her pickmeism kek
>She was the kind of person that everyone pitied because she was fat and insecure about it, so people thought that anyone who spoke against her was just being mean.
> also a pathological liar who made wild claims
kekkk i also met a girl like this but shed try to get pity by trying to act cute and like a little girl but also calling herself fat and this one time someone told her
>ok yeah you're fat, what are we supposed to do about it??
and she didnt talk for the rest of the day kekkk, she even made up a story about how her middle school teachers would command and force each and every single one of her classmates to bully her kekkk we believed her at first but she'd only bring it up when questioned about literally anything so we stopped caring, she did the same thing as the previous girl but instead of anyone's crush, it was the crushes of her closest friends
Also had some weird fake friendship with the other pick me

No. 2551916

>>2550748
Do you think she's still asleep?

No. 2551927

>>2551907
can't think of a single one

No. 2551945

>>2551907
kek can you show us an example of one you think is hot

No. 2551950

>>2551907
Think strategically nonnie, it's in your best interests that ginger moids remain unpopular. If they become popular it means you face stiffer competition and there will be less palid freckly manflesh available to you.
I can't think of any famous gingers I'd consider attractive but I'll admit to meeting one or two irl who I'd admit were sort of cute if you twisted my arm.

No. 2551954

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Ever had a question that you don't know if it should go on this thread or the mental disorder one?

No. 2551956

I slept on fashion for about 10 years and now what I know is back. I care again

No. 2551960

Amy poehler type humor makes me vomit through my nostrils

No. 2551961

i had a rather nonsensical dream last night about meeting these girls who were a fan of this european y2k girl group and i was all like, “oh, i’ve been getting into them recently, i’m a fan, too!”, and basically there was this giant ass pink bunny plush who i was talking it’s ear off and, i swear to god, could move it’s limbs and mouth on some toy story shit, but it’s movements were always so slight and i could never hear what the bunny plush was saying. so, at some point afterwords, i pass by the other girls and go into my childhood bedroom, which looks just like it did when i was a young’un, and i get a glimpse of these hand mirrors with triple decker i wanna say wedding cakes on them - very kawaii desu ne - and walked back into the og room and what do i find but one of the girls shooting the shit and feeding chocolate cake to giant pink bunny plush whose moving their limbs openly! this makes me jealous as fuck, i asked the girl why the bunny plush is so goddamn open with you and not me and she looked irritated while saying it’s the bunny plush’s decision how open to be with others and that i wasn’t (blank) enough to get giant pink bunny plush’s trust anyways idk i woke up, but the word was probably gonna be either charming or whimsical - which is total bullshit, i’m literally an aries, i’m absolutely filled with charm by default! but then again, i’m also a boring ass virgo moon, so who knows?? anyways, i’m gonna increase my whimsy by buying the flower knows cupid cake hand mirror, which i was initially gonna buy, but wound up buying something slightly different instead - no regrets on that purchase, but still. i have no fucking idea how to increase my charm, i guess by being more myself maybe? does anynonny know how to become more charming pls help a delightful young lady out

No. 2551980

>>2551910
>she was also weird to me and tried to touch me and sit on my lap and later talked shit about me when i said i disliked her
This is taking me out because I have also had experience with a weirdo pickme woman that loved to act like some dark triad machiavellian Hannibal lecter despite being incredibly obvious make physical moves on me. She tried to break up me and my boyfriend at the time, and later I found out it was because like a year or so earlier he had rejected her romantic advances. Her friend hit me up a loooong time later after they had an explosive BPD split breakup and told me that her awkward-ass feeling me up was because she genuinely thought that I was attracted to her and she could pull me and break up me and my boyfriend. I just want this phenomenon of woman studied so bad.

No. 2551989

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>>2550513
i still love saying oh frittata kek

No. 2552022

Is there a new celebricows thread yet?

No. 2552039

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I love watching this one crating youtuber because she is so bad at crafts. And has the worst taste imaginable. I don't mean any of this in a mean way, I'm happy she gets joy out of her hobbies, it's just that it is so entertaining to watch someone with no artistic eye try to reason their way through an art project because the choices are always so hilarious.

No. 2552040

>>2550513
Xavier is my husbando

No. 2552043

>>2552039
link me that shit

No. 2552046

>>2552039
kek, I think I get you. I have an art friend with has commercial aspirations, she's absolutely hopeless but puts so much effort and love into her paintings. I wish I could share some of her creatures, they're delightful, but I'd never be able to forgive myself.
It's nice you can enjoy that kind of content without being a jackass about it.

No. 2552052

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No. 2552062

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>>2552043
The channel is
https://www.youtube.com/@RoseRequinCrafts
Picrel is her attempt at nesting dolls. I legit think the green one has reaction image potential.

She's also unsettlingly obsessed with desserts and sweets. I'd say 85% of her art is either a donut, or a popsicle, or ice cream. And even though she does those themes endlessly, she never improves at even drawing a donut. I love her.

No. 2552064

>>2552062
samefag, and no, she's not mentally disabled. She is actually very intelligent sounding and has a sense of humor. Her being a seemingly normal functioning adult woman adds to the mystique of the channel.

No. 2552070

Gonna beat the shit out of my motherboard manufacturer and AMD as well. I'm on a mission to destroy.
>>2552062
These go hard kek

No. 2552071

>>2552022
there is now >>2552067

No. 2552081

>>2552062
These are actually very cute kek. I would buy one.

No. 2552090

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No. 2552127

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I am NOT getting a switch2, it is not otome gaming safe, your labia WILL get caught in it.

No. 2552135

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>>2552039
>>2552062
Omg I'm surprised to find someone else who also loves Rose Requin's videos like I do. She's not very talented, but her stuff is still comfy and enjoyable for me in a way. She's a elementary school principal which I think is a big reason why a lot of her art leans towards being very childish with practically all her subjects either being some kind of dessert or chibi animal. It's also why a lot of her video topics seem to be the kind of thing a kid's content creator would make, but she produces them more like a general audiences kind of way. They're usually pretty low-key and can still be enjoyed by an adult (I think her audience is mostly made of fellow grown women and maybe some of their children).
I think she said that she's only been doing art as a hobby for about four or five years now, and while she has improved (see picrel, left is before and right is after), she's still far from being skilled. She has a good attitude about it all though and admits to being an amateur, but she just seems to be having fun with arts and crafts which I can really appreciate. She seems like a nice lady too, I just wish the best for her and her channel.

>>2552127
Kek wtf this guy sounds insane, why did he keep his finger there for so long

No. 2552140

Watching some show and the voice actor for a main character changed and they explained it in universe with "he damaged his voice box" which is whatever, but the VA is so bad at acting he sounds like he's reading a script only and his voice is too off and sounds out of place with the other more suitable VAs for the other characters and their acting style. It's like he's from another show entirely or something.

No. 2552144

>>2552127
I know he’s playing it up for the camera but it’s hilarious how moids react to mild pain kek

No. 2552190

>>2552140
Kek is it Solar Opposites, when they replaced Justin Roiland?

No. 2552204

>>2552190
No, it's 2012 TMNT Leonardo. He went from a 15 yo teenager to a 30 yo man.
The before
https://youtu.be/RZ1gaRPbbC0?si=oFDfeswJ_4fi1EeU
The after, hearing the others talk compared to him sounds so uncanny lmao. I'm still taken aback by it tons of episodes later. He just stands out too much to me.
https://youtu.be/DTGGcEsknPY?si=hDdZckSgXK2XcEyI

No. 2552224

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>>2551880
>When he would be in a group of men and he was driving he'd make his least favorite friend get out of his car late at night in deserted parking lots or country roads and drive off and leave them there for, at times, up to two hours. As a "joke". Then he'd come back and force these dudes to run after his car.
>This faggot was literally 5'6"
how do moids actually let this happen to themselves and live without shame? and by a moidlet nonetheless, i'd make him eat thumbtack soup omg

No. 2552228

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>>2551916
i did the scummy thing and asked a friend to wake me up with a phone call in time for the meeting kek, along with setting up one of those puzzle alarms, my friend forgot to call me but i managed to wake up just in time!! too bad the meeting was a nothingburger and could've been a fucking email.

No. 2552239

>>2552127
is this like the moid's audition tape for a malesub JAV? why'd his retarded sushi ass keep his finger stuck there for so long, and acting like it's going to bite off an entire digit. and the part where he shows how much skin has been caught is fucking hilarious, you can clip off that much skin off with a cuticle clipper with no pain KEK. the voice is hideous too, like a teenage choir boy castrated a bit too late and raspy like wood on concrete, maybe he wasn't auditioning but he's REJECTED anyways.

No. 2552240

drunk eating burger

No. 2552241

Testing shapes with sewing and made a strange round creature that's sitting on my bed. He is my son now. I will not be a boymom though at least

No. 2552285

went to a fancy event at my former workplace and one of the bartenders who recognized me gave a free to the guy in line in front of me b/c he thought we were together. lowkey offended b/c that dude was ugly but ig im happy for him for getting a free drink. i did go back later and paid for one more drink and got a second one on the house so ill forgive the bartender, its cool that he was giving out free drinks regardless of the reason

No. 2552310

>>2551618
>That was actually a thing during ww2
Yeah i know about it, it's awesome. Even horses wore gas masks. Fuck WWIIfags that claim the great war was boring because ''muh trench warfare, soldiers walking, shit machinery'' it was freaking cool.



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