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No. 2397894

Mundanity is in the air edition

ITT: share uneventful, mundane, or just downright ordinary events from your everyday life.

Previous thread: >>2381717

No. 2397900

kek you beat me, yours was posted at 1:10:55 mine was 1:11:22

No. 2397908

>>2397900
Kek I wanted to honor the nona who tried to make the last thread but was late, as she wanted to make this one and I assumed she wasn't online. I didn't have time to edit the text to be like hers soon enough though unfortunately.

No. 2397910

I never buy CDs or music, or anything that isn't necessary, really. I hate spending money. I just download them. But I just dropped 50 euro on a CD of my favourite album ever. It's the one album I've never gotten bored of and I listen to it daily. It was really hard to find though, and I had to order it off Discogs from Japan. Which is why it was so expensive. I'm really excited for when it arrives.

No. 2397918

Sometimes I mix flour, water, and salt and put it in the microwave to get a pancake bread thing. It's crispy but also soft and I love it so much.

No. 2397921

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Listening to ABBA, playing strategy games, sigh, i miss this being my every day. I hate school and i dont want to go back tomorrow.

No. 2398022

>>2397910
thats really cool

No. 2398044

Kind of sad because I took my fluoxetine 2 hours late today and didn't have any interesting dreams like I usually do. In fact, I don't think I had any dreams at all.

No. 2398093

>>2397910
If you ever decide to buy another Japanese CD, try looking on suruga-ya.jp first. If they have it, it will likely be much cheaper there than it is on Discogs.

No. 2398100

>>2397908
That’s so nice of you OP. I really liked that nona’s pic so I am glad we could honor her vision

No. 2398119

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Today I'm gonna have an everything shower. I sweat so much in my sleep and my hair gets so greasy that it's practically not even worth keeping up with my hygiene… Right?

No. 2398121

>>2398119
Is that like an everything bagel where you sprinkle assorted seeds over yourself?

No. 2398150

>>2398119
bruh wash your head… don't make my mistake. took me 2 months of being extremely meticulous about my scalp every day to fix what happened from not washing it…

No. 2398166

My left wrist and stomach are sore for some reason

No. 2398258

>>2398119
If you go outside, then it is definitely worth keeping up with. If you don't though then I can understand, as I also often neglect my hygiene (though I know I shouldn't regardless).

No. 2398285

I ate too much bbq for dinner and now my tummy hurts but I have to work. Life is cruel sometimes nonnies

No. 2398315

>>2397918
i might have to try that out since im too broke to doordash rn

No. 2398368

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>scrolling through Tumblr looking for 3dpd photos I can use as references for drawing male characters
>come across a blog with a bunch of photos of wrestlers
>A couple pages in, there's a photo of someone wearing a uniform with my old high school's name/logo on it
>Mfw I realize this Tumblr user is perving on kids that go to my old high school

No. 2398380

I have so many ideas of things I can do with the rest of my evening, but I feel content, eager even, to just get to bed. I hope it’s just my period coming. I don’t know how people get bored, I get so many ideas of things to do or to keep up with it overwhelms me. I need to prioritize and be bored more often. It stresses me out.

No. 2398382

>>2398368
wrestlers are so gay

No. 2398383

>>2398380
I feel like this literally every day because of my stupid SSRI. I can't get anything done because all I do when I get home from work is fucking sleep. Kms.

No. 2398386

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Kekk

No. 2398399

>>2398383
i hope you will find a solution one day nonnie. i remember when i worked full time at a factory all i did was sleep when i was home because of the labor.

No. 2398423

I can't stop drinking tea. I love trying new flavours of tea. I wandered into one of those kooky spiritual stores today out of curiosity and they had so many tea blends and herbs I'd never heard the name of before.

No. 2398598

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I had to start completely over on my assignment because it got to a point I could no longer track what was happening. At least I’ll understand the program better now and can do it right from the beginning. Wish me luck anons

No. 2398781

It's almost 5AM. I haven't been able to go back to sleep so I'm dancing to Just Dance videos on youtube.

No. 2398786

My siblings and I have this tradition of wishing a happy Valentine's Day with funny images in the group chat, and this year my brother made a collage with my three main husbandos wishing me a good day (on my sister's suggestion), this is the most attention I ever got on V-day lol.

No. 2398789

>>2394650
both are average, my father's 5'11 and my mother is 5'6

No. 2398855

I'm so fucking tired of annoying ass business wear always riding up or down or something. I don't want to get fucking sock/shirt garters and suspenders

No. 2399002

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I gave the solitaire autist a kitkat and asked him out and he said yes. See ya later, virgins.

No. 2399006

>button down shirt isnt fitting right
>lapel lays weird
>cut the button off and sew it to the reverse side of the lapel
>shirt fits great
perhaps i am goated with the sauce?

No. 2399007

>>2399002
I am so weirdly excited for your date after having read your posts for a couple days kekk

No. 2399010

>>2399002
Stacy.

No. 2399023

>>2399002
You better keep updating us

No. 2399035

>>2399002
Go get him nonny!

No. 2399128

I accidentally sprayed perfume in my eye, I hope I don't go blind

No. 2399136

>>2399128
rinse it out and maybe you can buy saline solution or hydrating eye drops to flush it out further. it will be red for a day, you will be fine

No. 2399159

I was panicking because I smelt burnt toast and thought we had some electrical issue. No…it was the coffee I forgot I brewed. Anyway today I plan to do my hair, assignments, crafts, exercise, and take my puppy to the pet store! I probably can’t get all of it done, so I’ll just prioritize three! What are other nonnies doing today?

No. 2399167

It’s my cat’s birthday today, I’m making him a little kitty cake of tuna and roasted chicken.

No. 2399171

>>2399167
Nonnie! I love that! Can you show us when it’s done? Or maybe a photo of a similar one? I want to make my puppy something for valentine’s day but I think she’ll like the experience of getting out to a new place more.

No. 2399178

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>>>/ot/2393755 update, i could only finish the cards in time but not the "boyfriends", but my friends really liked it! i gave most of my friends their cards(some didn't come to college today) and gave them some Hersey's Kisses, and they're willing to wait till Monday! picrel is one such card i made that doesn't have a name on the front for a friend that just really likes pink, each card also had these small individual letters inside for each friend. I know it's actually for Galentine's Day but i wrote Valentine's on all the fronts bc Valentine's just looks nicer to write kek.

No. 2399184

>>2399178
omg anon this is so cute! You're such a good friend

No. 2399186

i'm having the worse ever allergies, it's like Niagra Falls in my nose and eyes

No. 2399226

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Trying to edit something for a new thread pic and it looks hideous… I respect the nonas who regularly do this shit. I'm so bad.

No. 2399274

>>2399167
todays the day i rescued my cat! we celebrate instead of his birthday. He doesnt like human food so i got him a scratching post. How old's your cat?

No. 2399314


No. 2399335

Gonna make a button pin for my mother since she saw the ones I made on my bag and wanted to have some for herself. I'll do orchids maybe since they're her favourite flower, and some victorian imagery

No. 2399345

>>2399226
What are you trying to do

No. 2399347

Someone left a bouquet inside my building at my apartment door with no name or note. They weren't here earlier and the post man has already been and as far as I know aside from residents is the only other person with a key to the building.

No. 2399350

>caught up to everything my current fave game has to offer
>bored as shit
>dont want to play or read or watch anything else
If it wasnt so dark I would just go on a really long walk and blast some music in my headphones but now I'm just bored out of my mind

No. 2399353

These stupid headaches I've been having for days aren't leaving me alone anytime soon. I want to do so many things but the headaches makes it impossible to focus or see anything. I hate my life. I'm having some instant coffee in hope the caffeine will elevate the headaches. I want to make cute Valentine's day stuff for my husbando. Work on my CV for a career fair in my university. Take a shower. And try to go to sleep early because it's the lack of sleep mixed with oversleeping that are causing these stupid headaches. I also want to practice singing and dancing some songs but I'm too dizzy for that and I'm also still a bit sick with the flu so my nose is clogged and I sound very nasal. There's some pressure/tension building up in my ears and temples as if I needed more issues to worry about. Why can't I be a normal human being for once.

No. 2399363

>>2399186
i took medicine and still i get no relief, how am i in such agony without pain, my nose is going to be peeled raw by tomorrow

No. 2399379

>>2399347
>with no name or note
literally whats the point of doing this

No. 2399382

>>2399353
Have you gone to the doctor Nona? You could have a sinus infection or something

No. 2399384

I think a moid is interested in me for the first time ever. No, I won't act on it. I kinda want my femcel status back 15 minutes out of it.

No. 2399387

>>2399384
Femcels don't exist

No. 2399394

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>>2399171
It’s nothing too extravagant, just finely chopped up chicken and human grade canned tuna that is getting shaped similar to picrel with a sprinkling of dry food. He rarely gets tuna and dry food so that’s the treat part kek
>>2399274
Happy adoption day to your cat! Give them an extra pet for me please, I’ll do the same for mine. He’s turning 14 today, I adopted him eight years ago after he was abandoned because his previous owners wanted a dog instead. He’s a great cat and still acts super young. I love him.

No. 2399396

>>2399394
my heart….this is so sweet nonnita

No. 2399399

>>2399387
i only remember the ones who had a subreddit, some of them were relatively cool (the purposely celibate ones) but others would cry all day about stacy stealing their men. they would switch up and offer to sext whenever a moid commented to them kek

No. 2399402

>>2399387
Nta but yes they do.

No. 2399403

>>2399382
It's complicated and I can't go to a doctor because of some stupid circumstances. But maybe you're right, I've had sinus infections before. I'll try going to the university hospital and see what happens.

No. 2399404

>>2399387
Apparently not. Like I said, I, the last one, just lost my status.

No. 2399408

>>2399404
Sorry I didn’t really know what your post meant. I apologize for the loss.

No. 2399427

>>2399387
You're right, and incels don't either. There's always someone out there who would be willing to at least have sex, regardless of if you are male or female, or how disgusting and hideous you are. The problem lies in whether the so called femcel/incel would be willing to be with that person or not.

No. 2399465

Today I got my first uber guy who used a fake woman as a profile pic

No. 2399470

>>2399465
Hopefully you reported him nona

No. 2399476

>>2399427
the only tru-cels are eunuchs

No. 2399485

Nonas I'm craving garlic parmesan fries so, so badly but I don't have any potatoes at home and it's 9:30pm

No. 2399514

>fandom thread is dead on a valentines friday night
There’s no way those losers have plans today…

No. 2399548

>>2399514
They are celebrating with their husbandos

No. 2399570

>>2399514
Don't worry, it's still the middle of the day for most. They'll be here.

No. 2399624

I wish I had another excuse to binge chocolate, but my country doesn't give a fuck about valentine's day

No. 2399652

Gonna go out tonight and get tipssyyyyyy

No. 2399660

>>2399652
I'm gonna get tipsy at home. Cheers nona!

No. 2399671

Celebrating Valentine's dinner with Grandma tonight and doing the typical wait until the last minute to figure out my outfit. I've got a dress and… that's it.

No. 2399725

Last night I stored a tomato I cut open in some aluminum foil since I had to plastic bags, but I just remembered tomatoes are acidic and might have made the foil rust or something. Darn it…

No. 2399733

i straight up do not have enough work to do to fill the day but i keep being praised for being the only one here today in finance. like, yea…. cause im hourly unlike the rest of them, i need my monies

No. 2399783

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No. 2399796

If there is one thing those wannabe instagram tradwives are actually right about, it’s bone broth being amazing for your skin and getting rid of wrinkles kek. I’ve only been drinking homemade broth for two weeks now and my forehead fine lines and nasolabial folds are gone? What sorcery is this?

No. 2399802

>>2399796
Hydration.

No. 2399803

>>2399796
The broth has probably just introduced more liquids into your diet therefore your skin has become more hydrated as a result.

No. 2399810

Read some old news about an artist I like collaborating with Wiz Khalifa years ago to perform that Fast and Furious song, I forgot the title, the one about friends and family that was a tribute to an actor who died mid filming, and something happened, some misunderstanding of some sort, and this artist I like didn't come out early enough on stage. So Wiz got angry and flamed them up on Twitter even though it wasn't their fault. Watched the rehearsal of the performance because if I understand this correctly, he bailed on them and the performance got canceled or something like that. And now the song is stuck in my head but I don't even like it.
>>2399796
Collagen.

No. 2399817

I'm listening to Mother Mother to try and curb my anxiety but I think it's making it worse.

No. 2399832

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>>2399810
Whenever someone brings up wiz khalifa it reminds me of The Wiz

No. 2399835

>>2399832
I love this movie! It's one of my favorite childhood films, and the soundtrack makes me so happy. I even love that creepy subway scene.

No. 2399836

>have nice cozy fantasies about 3DPD character
>immediately start crying afterwards when the fantasy is over because I'll never have him
oh i'm in that stage again

No. 2399848

I love my mum's airfryer I am going to someday get one of my own. I just hate washing it

No. 2399858

Oh god my neighbor came back home with her date, I'm going to hear them have loud heterosexual sex.

No. 2399864

>>2399858
Put rock music or fry some fish with the windows open. I’d even throw it onto her porch.

No. 2399866

>>2399858
Maybe when she moans his name you can start jokingly moaning it too until they shut up. I don't know.

No. 2399875

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>>2399848
Get a ninja foodi multi-cooker. They're much more useful than a regular air fryer, and easy to clean. I barely even use my oven anymore because of it.

No. 2399883

>>2399864
I live with my brother and I have neighbors downstairs so I'm not going to bother any of them, and the smell of cooked fish makes me gag.
>>2399866
She's upstairs so she's not going to hear me, and I'd rather die than moan a moid's name kek.

No. 2399885

>>2399858
play this. no one can out-moan donna

No. 2399908

Today i snuck into one of the labs in my college because i needed to check the computer for some readings i forgot to document. Thankfully, they were not deleted, but i felt like i did something illegal because normally the lab is closed for that day, but since i know the pin i could get in.

No. 2399915

>>2399875
Looks good for my portion control and the 6L is actually pretty reasonable in price too. I'll look more into this then, thank you nonna

No. 2399923

>>2399883
Fair, you didn't have to 'moan' it just maybe say it in a scary voice but that sucks if she won't hear you. Can't you throw pebbles at her window?

No. 2399930

I cut an apple because it's easier to eat

No. 2399932

>>2399883
Use the broom and knock on the ceiling.

No. 2399936

>>2399930
Apples are so much better in general when they're cut imo.

No. 2399942

I can hear them giggling, it's going to start very soon gdi.
>>2399923
I'm on the second floor, and I'm not going to openly rage at people having sex in their own home lmao.
>>2399932
The ceiling is not hollow, the sound will not travel, and they wouldn't hear me either with the bed creaking.

No. 2399949

>>2399942
>I'm on the second floor, and I'm not going to openly rage at people having sex in their own home lmao.
a real hater would

No. 2399951

>>2399949
I'm not unhinged enough for that, and it's 1am where I live, too late to do stupid shit.

No. 2399956

>>2399384
calling yourself a femcel should be a bannable offense

No. 2399965

Overate and now I can't breathe. Classic me.

No. 2399976

>>2399965
Is this a recurring thing

No. 2399980

>>2399976
Yes. I ate like 4 portions of food. But I'm gonna be ok, I'm used to it.

No. 2399981

I've absolutely figured out what I want my future daughters names to be, and now I'm shopping for them even though I'm nowhere near close to having children.

No. 2399984

>>2399980
I hope you get better…

No. 2399987

Vent thread if full and I don't feel like making a new one, so I'm putting this here.
I'm about to burst into tears. I met a guy on an app on tuesday who lives a state away. He was so sweet and seemingly caring, and on wednesday he asked if I was free tomorrow because he wanted to drive 4 hours to see me, spend the day with me, then drive back. I told him if this is some booty call I am literally not giving him anything and to not bother coming. He said that wasn't what this was and so I said I'll cancel my saturday plans and we continued to speak. All of thursday he didn't text me, but texted me saying he's on his way home. We texted for maybe 30 minutes and he kept saying he was so excited to see me, then he disappeared. I tried to ft him and no one picked up. This morning I texted him good morning and he hasn't responded at all. I just texted him now asking if he was alive and no response. A considerate person who is actually interested in me would at the very least respond to my good morning text and also confirm plans for the weekend so that I know what the fuck I'm doing tomorrow. I texted him just now and said that I hope he's okay, but that if he is that I'm cutting him off because his behavior isn't okay. Still waiting on a response. I know he's going to blame it on work, but I've spoken to engineers and truck drivers who texted me all day long. He works in cybersecurity, so there's no way he has no time to pick up his phone and respond to a good morning text. This is supposed to be the honeymoon stage and he only wants to text at the end of the day. The two times he facetimed me, he hung up after 15 minutes because he had to go to sleep. Who does that with someone they're "crazy" about. Why does no one give a fucking shit about me.(wrong thread)

No. 2399989

>>2399987
Put this garbage in the GIOYC thread or relationship thread on /g/ if you’re too lazy to make a new vent thread. This is the mundane shit thread. Fuck off.

No. 2399995

>>2399989
Relax cunt.(infighting)

No. 2399996

>>2399995
You're not being very mundane right now.

No. 2400000


No. 2400003

>>2399989
NTA but you don’t need to be mean ab it anon

No. 2400012

>>2399987
Another proof that caring about this shit and letting it have so much effect on your life to the point of crying over a 3 days chatting with some rando is a mental illness. I hope you get normal one day.

No. 2400015

Nona, will you be my valentine? ♥

No. 2400018

>>2400015
No, u ugly.

No. 2400022

>>2400015
If you pay for everything

No. 2400027

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I just found out that Attack On Titan: The Last Attack was only in US theaters for like 2 days.

No. 2400028

>>2400027
You wouldnt want to watch that sloppa finale anyway

No. 2400031

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>>2400028
Don't act like you know what I would want! It would've been life-changing to see my husbando on the big screen and to hear his voice all around me!!!! You don't know what's good for me!

No. 2400035

>>2400031
rivai sis… actually now that I think about it, the fact that it wasnt advertised much or had few showings really proves how different things are now. A few years ago it would have been advertised everywhere.

No. 2400037

I just had to put down $700 more than I budgeted for vet bills but it is more than a reasonable price for my cat daughter to be happy and pain-free again. I just hope she knows how much I love her while I'm eating rice & beans for dinner for the next month lel. call this her Valentine's Day present.

No. 2400038

>>2400027
Didn't Attack on Titan end like two years ago?

No. 2400069

>>2400038
It did. But Cuckyama and Crappa want to milk it as much as possible for his onsen project expenses. So they compiled the last few episodes into one big snoozefest movie and added extra scenes of alternate universe EMA where they're normal high-schoolers in a normal world and watching the show as a movie in cinema, then Armin and Mikasa fight over if the ending was good or bad. Armin says it's bad, Mikasa says it's good, so they ask Eren what he thinks, and he says it's ok and if there's another movie, the only thing that matters to him is watching it with these two and having fun together. Haters are speculating maybe this AU is gonna get exploited next for money.

No. 2400072

I was wondering why this anon was so annoying and then she listed out her husbandos and it made sense. Some farmers are just annoying people.

No. 2400076

I love off-brand cereal names. Right now I'm eating apple zings.

No. 2400092

>>2400072
which anon

No. 2400101

>>2400072
better yet what husbandos

No. 2400102

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I'm so retarded, I can't tell what kind of eyes I have even with the manual.

No. 2400104

>>2400102
It's crazy how recognizable eyes are, I can tell who most of these images are

No. 2400105

>>2400069
Oh so like the compilation movies? Does it have better animation at least? The new footage doesn't really interest me but as a titanfag I'd be interested in it being better animated. It looks like it's playing here near the end of the month. Two days only same as America.

No. 2400107

>>2400102
Where's my downturned representation

No. 2400108

>>2400102
This guide image isn't great.

No. 2400111

>>2400102
Anna Hathaway? Almond eyes???

No. 2400113

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>>2400107
Right here queen

No. 2400114

>>2400107
The "almond" eyes are downtuned

No. 2400116

>>2400102
Where my permanently angry eyes at?

No. 2400118

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No. 2400120

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>>2400114
Downturned is considered separate from almond. Depending on the guide

No. 2400121

>>2400105
Nope, it's the same exact episodes stringed together. Here's the extra scene to save your time and money.

No. 2400122

>>2400121
Ty nonna

No. 2400123

>>2400120
I've had crushes on guys with round, downturned, and hooded eyes. Hmm.

No. 2400124

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No. 2400125

>>2400123
Wait, three different guys or one guy?

No. 2400127

>>2400123
>round eyes
Prey eyes ewww

No. 2400128

>>2400120
She meant in the pic, the almond eyes example are also downturned eyes.

No. 2400129

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>>2400102
I hate having hooded eyes so much, i want to be able to wear eye makeup

No. 2400134

>>2400127
Big pathetic watery round eyes on a moid are cute

No. 2400135

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>>2400120
They're downturned almond eyes. Everyone has either upturned, downturned, or neutral eyes regardless of actual eye shape, it's called the canthal tilt. You can have almond eyes that are downturned, round eyes that are upturned, hooded eyes that are neutral, etc.

No. 2400140

>>2400127
>she fell for the psyop

No. 2400142

>>2400122
Samefag. Ugghh I hate what they did with Mikasa in this

No. 2400145

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>>2400134
Big pathetic watery round eyes on a moid are cute!

No. 2400147

I'm tired and randomly have this urge to take bites out of my legs

No. 2400149

I wonder how many anons I annoyed with my husbando posting. Probably a lot

No. 2400152

i love tuna sushi but it makes my breathe smell so bad

No. 2400153

>>2400149
I only get annoyed at the ugly ones

No. 2400157

>>2400145
Yes on handsome males they are or are you insinuating that male would be hot with small squinty puckered ass eyes?

No. 2400161

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>>2400127
Sorry but predator vs prey eyes are determined by position not shape. Look at Anya Taylor-Joy, she survives the predator rich movie scene by having an almost 270 degree field of vision.

No. 2400162

>>2400161
They're called prey eyes because they resemble a hares, you're getting too autistic with it babes. Also it only applies for men.

No. 2400164

>>2400157
Can you give some examples of "attractive men with big watery eyes"?

No. 2400165


No. 2400168

>>2400164
Just look at the last threadpic for ugly male psyop thread or the attractive males thread and you can see cuties with big eyes

No. 2400171

>>2400161
i would rather be a predator than a prey. you're stupid if you'd choose the former. life goals.

No. 2400172

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No. 2400173

>>2400171
>you're stupid if you choose the former
I mean for men, definitely. I think women obviously look fine with them and that's why it's exclusive to men and its never been used in context of women.

No. 2400174

>>2400172
A fucking CARTOON?!

No. 2400175

File: 1739587032101.jpg (69.23 KB, 467x562, 10976554322.jpg)

>>2400127
some of us just want a man who opens his eyes normally and not whatever this is

No. 2400176

>>2400161
Also there is not a single person with "prey eyes" the way that described them. If a person had eyes on either side of their head that would be one ugly motherfucker

No. 2400178

>>2400172
NTA but that’s not a real man nona lmfao

No. 2400179

>>2400176
Yeah it’s like prey eyes versus predator eyes isn’t real

No. 2400180

>>2400172
That's tareme vs tsurime nonna, not really the same thing. Tsurime are better though.

No. 2400181

File: 1739587166734.jpg (92.21 KB, 565x624, 1000000615.jpg)

>>2400175
Opening your eyes normally isn't the same as
>big, watery eyes
like this though

No. 2400183

File: 1739587249347.jpg (56.77 KB, 474x710, OIP.jpg)

>>2400173
Is there really even a woman with prey eyes the way you describe them. They would have to look like this. I thank god we dont look this dumb lmao

No. 2400184

>>2400181
I mean if that eye shape were on a normal looking moid would it really look bad though

No. 2400185

>>2400179
If you mean in the metaphorical sense i get it

No. 2400186

>>2400183
Is that rabbit single…

No. 2400187

>>2400153
Same. That or the obviously trying to outquirk everyone with ~weird unconventional~ husbandos. Though the truly autistic anons who are serious are easy to distinguish from the fakers. I get annoyed by super popular husbandos with 0 substances but I feel irrational about it because I'm of the opinion that liking someone for looks and sexual attraction only is fine, so I feel silly and hypocritical when I get annoyed by anons liking FOTM husbandos for looks and fan art abundance. Although these FOTM husbandos can be written in that one archetype I can't stand, so it adds to my annoyance. I'm so autistic about it it's stupid.

No. 2400189

File: 1739587385291.jpg (512 KB, 1920x1080, 1000000616.jpg)

>>2400184
I'm waiting for applicable examples that don't look ugly

No. 2400190

>>2400183
I’ve seen a man with prey eyes like basically on the side of his head he has FAS, should I post him? He’s not famous

No. 2400193

>>2400179
You're being too autistic about it. It refers to having almond eyes vs having bulging eyes, as bulging eyes (on men) are almost always accompanied by a restricted airway and smaller palate. For example, Matt Rife chadified himself and got veneers but he looks strange because he has that huge ridiculous jaw but bulging eyes.

No. 2400194

>>2400175
It's not his eyes that are the issue, it's his brow ridge bone being too projected forward it's covering his eyes. His eye shape, color and eyelashes are quite nice on their own. Nice nose and lips, too. But the weird cheeks and the eyebrows ruin everything.

No. 2400195

>>2400193
No actually sorting eyes between prey versus predator is autistic, it’s some looksmaxxing fag shit. I don’t give a fuck if a male doesn’t have alpha chad predator rape eyes.

No. 2400196

>>2400189
You won't see any because that type of eyes is accompanied by an array of genetic issues and other ugly features all the time. They're a sign of mental retardation and physical genetic deficits.

No. 2400199

>>2400181
>that image
Did Phoebe Tickner troon out?

No. 2400200

File: 1739587829884.png (369.25 KB, 883x628, 1000000617.png)

>>2400196
Exactly. I think people are taking it too literally (including looksmaxxers). Like, men don't have to have squinty itty bitty foldless eyes or anything. That's silly. Buy having eyes like on the right is a sign of facial dysharmony or something idk

No. 2400202

>>2400195
Why are you so defensive? It isn't autistic to compare having nice eyes vs having butthole eyes, I'm sorry you have eyes the size of dinner plates or whatever but no one is attacking you. Simple as

No. 2400203

>>2400200
Both sides are hideous, males should have their eyes removed and given to poor eyeless women or just simply blindfolded forever. Permanent iron blindfold.

No. 2400205

>>2400200
Moids with left are terrifying

No. 2400207

>>2400189
>>2400200
i'll probaby get booed for this but what about al pacino (only in the 1980s though) pacino's is like the right side and doesn't look disharmonious

No. 2400208

>>2400203
If all moids looked like that twink from nier automata maybe I wouldn't throw up in my mouth nearly as much when looking at one

No. 2400209

>>2400205
Both sides are rape eyes.

No. 2400210

File: 1739588308346.jpg (18.68 KB, 320x397, IMG_20250215_035641_357.jpg)

>>2400205
This. Or they just look chinese or as if a bee stung them. A moid can also definitely look good with downturned eyes

No. 2400211

>>2400200
the pictures on the left look to be taken from more professional shoots and use lenses with longer focal lengths while the right side looks like a collection of blurry /soc/ mirror selfies. the person who compiled this image clearly has an agenda to push. this image should not be admissible as evidence and anyone who uses it as such should be ashamed.

No. 2400213

>>2400200
Almost all of the examples on the left are staring into direct lighting and squinting kek

No. 2400214

>>2400210
Rapist gaze
>>2400211
Males should have eyes in between aka the eyes of the average woman and in my humble opinion neutral canthal tilt is preferable

No. 2400216

>>2400187
Oh my god same, sometimes it feels they just want to be the next kirbychan with the random shit they pick. I dont care about the fotm nonas though, that part doesnt bother me.

No. 2400217

File: 1739588451150.jpg (151.78 KB, 707x944, 1000020207.jpg)

>>2400207
Like this?

No. 2400220

>>2400217
See those are nice eyes

No. 2400224

>>2400220
but it looks the same as the prey eye examples no?

No. 2400225

>>2400217
Sanpaku

No. 2400227

>>2400210
>posts a pic of a man moids would say have hunter eyes

No. 2400228

>>2400224
Dividing eyes into two categories is giga autism

No. 2400229


No. 2400230

>>2400228
Not really. It's literally just a superfluous way to say ugly vs cute. Most people say it jokingly anyways.

No. 2400232

>>2400230
Okay then I like cute eyes

No. 2400233

>>2400213
Oh for sure, ayrt and that's why I mentioned looksmaxxers get too body dysmorhic about it–they choose super generic examples. But I attached picrel because the eyes on the **right are a far better showcase of what it means. I think most of them would use hunter eyes to describe most well proportioned, attractive male faces in reality.

No. 2400235

>>2400232
Yeah like it's a meme for the most part. Hunter eyes can mean a lot of things and prey eyes are just dysgenic eyes like you'd see with a small palate

No. 2400236

File: 1739589032280.png (1016.4 KB, 1112x626, 1000021804.png)

>>2400228
this entire discussion is autistic tbh
>>2400229
it's certainly not hunter eyes though, and not almond either

No. 2400238

What do you guys think of the elon musk new baby mama milk(wrong thread)

No. 2400242

>>2400238
Not the thread for this, we literally have an Elon musk and celebricows thread

No. 2400244

>>2400238
Probably hired a surrogate which is becoming a bleak trend in society

No. 2400245

>>2400242
I know we have an elon thread, I’m asking what anons think because I feel like it

No. 2400247

>>2400244
I’m thinking that she either did that or there’s no real baby at all

No. 2400250

>>2400242
nta but sounds pretty mundane to me considering its like muskrats 15th child, also there’s no rules saying that it has to be mundane conversation about our personal lives so

No. 2400251

>>2400245
So go ask in one of those threads or the stupid questions thread.

No. 2400253

>>2400251
Let me think about it…nah, I’m good

No. 2400254

Have to set up a time for a job interview and I don't know what to say. It's like every new job I get is my first job and I learn nothing from the last job.

No. 2400259

love how all the threadpics are slowly becoming kitties

No. 2400260

>>2400259
I dont. Get a personality

No. 2400262


No. 2400263


No. 2400265

>>2400260
>liking kitties = no personality

No. 2400269

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No. 2400285

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No. 2400287

>>2400125
Several different guys, all belonging to one of those three categories. Idk if it's just a coincidence.

No. 2400288

What I wouldn't give to experience boa's discography for the first time all over again

No. 2400296

watching shit like this makes me feel like an actual tard

No. 2400301

File: 1739591971891.png (810.02 KB, 677x900, IMG_4555.png)

Sometimes I miss being unemployed, it was nice being able to stay up late, sleep in as long as I liked and do whatever I wanted all day. On the other hand I do love having money, currently I’m saving up for a trip overseas which I haven’t done in years.

No. 2400302

>>2400260
You have a cold, dark hollow where your heart should be and I pity you

No. 2400305

>>2400301
All i do all day is play the sims 2. nothing hits like it

No. 2400306

>>2400296
6 mins in and i've gotten 2 of the questions they didn't…am I smart?

No. 2400310

>>2400301
keekek i’m stealing this picture

No. 2400314

File: 1739592725223.jpg (23.66 KB, 300x168, best fiends.jpg)

Been playing picrel and I'm annoyed cause they've stopped giving me new fiends. It's been like 50 levels since I've unlocked a fiend.

No. 2400327

File: 1739593737089.webp (54.93 KB, 505x441, Eleanor_big.webp)

>>2400314
Samefag, right after making this post I unlocked this cutie!

No. 2400331

>>2399363
i fell asleep and missed a moovie night because of my allergies reeeeeeeeeee

No. 2400333

omfg. hate it when i remember something i forgot to do or realize i sent an email with a mistake hours after i get home from work.

No. 2400341

>>2400333
Once I messaged a poshmark seller about a listing and somehow managed to type “shirt” as “shit” multiple times in like three sentences. They never replied back.

No. 2400349

I splurged on the expensive-er tomatos and I'm never going back.

No. 2400351

>>2400349
How different are they?

No. 2400353

>>2400341
a coworker sent an email with "shit lead" instead of "shift lead". there was also a time i almost wrote poop room instead of pop room also lol thank god i reread before sending.

No. 2400362

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No. 2400369

>>2400349
yeah well that was me and you ruined my week, you bitch.

No. 2400371

my sushi restaurant is super generous and gives you a little slime to play with with your meal

No. 2400372

File: 1739597005330.png (75.95 KB, 492x273, LasagnaJon-L.png)

The other night it was raining and from the ceiling of my living room there were water drops leaking through and dripping down because above me is the neighbour's balcony. I sent an email to the building managers and I feel super embarrassed and like being dramatic for doing that and was wondering if I was being too spoiled for expecting the place I pay almost 700 euros to rent to be actually dry always kek

No. 2400373

I get dizzy from scrolling too much or moving my head too fast. I don't know if my eyes or my brain is broken.

No. 2400374

File: 1739597076705.jpg (1.83 MB, 2136x2848, Tobiko.jpg)

>>2400371
Nonna please those are fish eggs

No. 2400378

my timezone is so annoying i just want to shitpost and msg people online but theyre all SLEEPING. anyways i’m so bored so i’m going to buy a strawberry milk to pass the time

No. 2400382

>>2400288
I'm finally listening to Twilight in full after years because of this post.

No. 2400384

>>2400374
noo kek its a little ball of fluffy matcha slime, i love tobiko eggs though

No. 2400439

>>2400296
Why do they all look so inbred? If this is the price of intelligence, then I'd rather be retarded because wtf they're so ugly.

No. 2400447

>>2400301
Can't relate. Living with family while being unemployment and they're driving me insane I might snap and kill myself for real. And I already got bored of the bad flipped sleeping schedule and got too depressed to do anything of what I want to do. I miss going to university and having a strict schedule to follow, I can't live without that external pressure and threat putting me in check.

No. 2400454

>>2400382
I feel like I just spread gospel

No. 2400460

Dorohedoro getting a second season this year, God is real

No. 2400479

>>2400288
You should've added the accent on the A because I really thought you were talking about the kpop solo artist kek

No. 2400488

>>2400479
This feels like the time I wore my kylie minogue shirt and someone thought it was for Kylie Jenner

No. 2400495

File: 1739602945822.png (2.16 MB, 968x948, IMG_7027.png)

i think i accidently cut through nail when i was using my cuticle clippers because they don't cut as smoothly anymore

No. 2400502

>>2400495
Why do women intentionally remove their cuticles? I known it's often for nail painting reasons, but I've painted my nails neatly plenty of times without. The one time I lost my cuticle the eponychium ended up moving considerably further down my nail than where it should be, it was fucking painful and I thought it was going to get infected.

No. 2400503

>>2400502
I don't have cuticles so I never know what any of you are talking about but it sounds painful

No. 2400506

>>2400503
>I don't have cuticles so I never know what any of you are talking about
Are you an amputee?

No. 2400509

>>2400506
Nope I just don't have them

No. 2400512

>>2400502
i remove my cuticles and some excess skin around my toenails bc i have skin picking habit kek, i end up picking the skin around my toenails and while i don't pick at my fingernails, i like to do my nails and the cuticle can make the paintjob look messy, also i end up picking and chipping the nail paint off when it starts to lift
>>2400503
everyone has cuticles nonnie, they're the dead excess skin that grow around your nails kek

No. 2400513

File: 1739603833133.png (688.49 KB, 1000x1000, cuticle-proximal-fold.png)

>>2400509
Everyone has cuticles, they just might not be visible on your fingers. Mine usually aren't either unless I scratch at the area, then they reveal themselves.

No. 2400516

>>2400513
You seem knowledgeable. Do you know why my proximal nail fold stays attached to my nail for too long, at times resulting in eventual tearing along the sides?

No. 2400519

>>2400516
What do you mean for too long? It is supposed to stay attached to your nail as it serves as a protective barrier.

No. 2400520

>>2400513
I don't have that shit

No. 2400522

>>2400520
You do but it's probably just well-moisturized or young anon

No. 2400524

>>2400519
It stays attached to my nail and they are three times as long as the folds in your pic, and translucent. And then eventually they stretch so far from my nail growing, they tend to tear along the sides if I don't push them back every now and then.

No. 2400528

>>2400524
>three times as long as the folds in your pic, and translucent
Are you sure that isn't just your cuticle? Can you post a photo of it or find an image online that looks similar?

No. 2400529

>>2400522
Nah that shit not there doc

No. 2400536

File: 1739604791325.webp (140.95 KB, 2500x2500, IMG_1260.webp)

>>2400520
You do have it kek. Mines are like pictel but black. I still have the cuticle line , it’s just not overly broken or dry and it’s thin.
I don’t do my nails other than cutting them and applying moisturizer. I did them once , they were cute, but I hated the sensation and I hated when they cut my cuticle because it stinged.

No. 2400537

>>2400524
I know what you're talking about anon. I've heard about this and it's what these weird little tools are for in those gift set nail kits. You should try one of these and pushing them down after a bath or long shower when the skin is softer

No. 2400539

File: 1739604864058.jpeg (25.59 KB, 600x500, IMG_1261.jpeg)

>>2400536
This picrel is better

No. 2400541

File: 1739604923244.jpg (27.91 KB, 500x567, 28058247eecbdb825ac6b82bf1b7d6…)

>>2400539
kek this looks my hand

No. 2400543

File: 1739605049445.jpg (Spoiler Image,11.55 KB, 408x612, 1000000622.jpg)

>>2400536
No way, why don't you inspect my nails then doctor gaslighter

No. 2400549

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>>2400528
I'm pretty sure because when I put my nail on the edge of it and gently pull, it tugs on my actual skin!
Picrel is ugly and stolen from a reddit post. Mine are sometimes a little longer, but much less obvious. Also still more translucent, so you can't see them unless you're really looking.
>>2400537
Ohhh okay, thank you, anon! I thought maybe I was doing something wrong. I don't really understand skin care beyond "wash your face with soap, use lotion on the rest of you" kek

No. 2400550

File: 1739605187933.jpg (Spoiler Image,40.29 KB, 600x400, anons_nails.jpg)

>>2400543
Anon is right, she doesn't have cuticles that I can see

No. 2400551

File: 1739605194718.jpg (446.18 KB, 1080x1202, 828274882.jpg)

>>2400537
That tool is called a cuticle pusher, which is why I suspect she is getting confused between her cuticle and proximal nail fold.

No. 2400554

>>2400551
Awh, but I'm not. I can actually see my cuticles when I shine a bright light directly onto my nails.

No. 2400556

>>2400549
Omg I see it anon that is very unusual. You should try sleeping with gloves and cocoa butter, see if that helps

No. 2400557

>>2400550
Woah monkeyshaming me?

No. 2400561

>>2400549
Wait, like vertical splits? Is that possibly from having weak or brittle nails?

No. 2400563

File: 1739605547885.png (388.84 KB, 408x612, 87654321.png)

>>2400557
You shame yourself with your lack of manners and shit-flinging, monkey-anon

No. 2400565

>>2400563
Someone is jelouse of me for not having any cutiecles

No. 2400567

File: 1739605720532.jpg (48.25 KB, 460x305, 7721428a.jpg)

>>2400565
This will be you in 5 years if you don't slow down on the drunk shitposting nona

No. 2400569

>>2400567
I'm not! And medfag anon is right, mine must just be hard to see but I'm going to keep saying they aren't there. Who can stop me

No. 2400571

File: 1739605877461.jpeg (28.83 KB, 500x334, IMG_8241.jpeg)

monkey-nona right now

No. 2400577

File: 1739606004713.jpg (200.86 KB, 1080x656, 82848388289.jpg)

>>2400549
Oh maybe it is your proximal nail fold then, that is unusual, I'm unsure what to suggest other than trying to moisturise more frequently to see if it helps prevent the tearing. If you do decide to use a cuticle pusher, just make sure not to push it too far down or entirely remove it, as it serves as an important barrier. It'll cause a painful gap that'll be open to infection otherwise.

No. 2400579

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>>2400569
You've got me there anon, I can't. Only you will know you aren't telling the whole truth

No. 2400584

File: 1739606125217.jpg (56.61 KB, 480x800, 1000000176.jpg)

>>2400579
Thank you for your understanding. We're in this together.

No. 2400587

>>2400584
Reconnecting with family is a great first step. Your sister is lovely anon, I wish you both the best at your new job at Olive Garden

No. 2400594

File: 1739606563342.jpg (26.56 KB, 324x542, part-of-nails-2349998776.jpg)

>>2400556
Alright, I'll try this! Thank you, nonna, mwah
>>2400561
No, I actually have nice thick nails! The fold grows out until a tear forms between the proximal fold and where my finger is to the side of my nail (the lateral nail fold?), vertically.
I tried to highlight the area it happens in picrel, sorry for retarded edit, am mobilefag.
>>2400577
I did accidentally open a gap once when trying to soothe one of the tears I had. Thank you for the warning, will try to moisturize following other nonna's advice and gently push them down a bit after a warm shower.

No. 2400668

I just woke up, I slept from 1:01 AM to 3:49 AM! This is a huge achievement! Now I just need to stay up today without sleeping throughout the day. I think I can do it with caffeine pills but i took a pill yesterday and felt like I was on the verge of a panic attack all day.

No. 2400671

>>2400668
Why don’t you want to sleep nona?

No. 2400677

>>2400671
I do want to sleep actually haha. I haven't been able to sleep through the night. I've been sleeping starting around 7-9 AM all the way to 4-5 pm. My sleep cycle is completely messed up.

No. 2400679

>>2400677
Ahh I see. I hope you make some progress on fixing it today, good luck!

No. 2400684

>>2400677
Mine is exactly the same right now… about to go to sleep.

No. 2400694

>>2400684
That's too bad anon. All the fun and exciting stuff was just about to begin

No. 2400699

File: 1739611310476.gif (6.09 MB, 498x284, IMG_8244.gif)

>>2400694
she clearly didn’t get the RSVP

No. 2400705

I'm trying to help someone figure out how to make a post to find a new owner for their pet, but this person honestly seems a bit slow (or maybe stubborn. Or maybe both) and won't listen to anything I tell them. I'm about to just give up kek.

No. 2400706

>>2400684
Good luck anon! With sheer willpower we can get through this.

No. 2400757

>sister has henry cavill as one of her 3dpd husbando
Unsurprised but still disappointed

No. 2400777

File: 1739618763423.jpg (46.92 KB, 506x458, be7b4dca5ee7266708e97f30cd3b8f…)

Finally almost recovered from my cold, so I've spent most of my morning dusting shelves, washing clothes and sheets, meal prepping, doing dishes, clean the kitchen and now taking a break before cleaning the litter box and vacuum cleaning. It's almost 12:30 so I hope to be done within an hour so I can spend the rest of the day with either a good book or playing some vidya. Or I'll go down to the store and buy ingredients I need for baking. Who knows!

No. 2400780

I stayed on my phone super late yesterday night despite working today and now everyone believes I had a Valentine date because I look tired, I'm a bot offended, do I look like someone who has dating opportunities?

No. 2400800

>>2400121
Of course they made mikasa a goff girl. Armin looks so annoying, I can't even finish this. This scene doesn't exist to me.

No. 2400819

>>2400594
I have this as well with my folds. I thought it was pretty common tbh, I've seen it on multiple people. I never get my nails done so they never get pushed, maybe it's that. I try to put moisturizers on my folds when I moisturize my hands, but maybe some sort of oil or a nail specific moisurizer is better. Sometimes I rip mine off, it's a bad habit. I try to cut them off if I get the urge to rip at them.

No. 2400849

My favorite Korean YouTuber started putting subtitles again. Turns out that she’s now pregnant too kek.
She’s so funny, check her out if you want nonnas, her name is “hongsi”, which means persimmon. It’s not diet or healthy oriented , she loves food kek.

No. 2400864

i would love to stop using my phone so much but it is difficult. id have to buy a new device for GPS, for music! i’d have to drop out of my classes and be unable to communicate or keep up for my job. no doctor appointments! and no more films? my community uses an app to unlock the gates, so now i would even be locked out from home! i love to borrow library books, but googling a quick recipe when i havent had food all day is so much easier! i guess i will just have to be more mindful with my technology usage, somehow

No. 2400876

>>2397298
I have a dynamic ip and this happens to me from time to time, happened today again.
There is some chronically angry anon sharing the same provider as me kek
Luckily the bans are usually expired

No. 2400892

Why do I sometimes (three times a year maybe) have dreams where I am fucking or trying to fuck and dominate this guy I crushed on throughout elementary to high school-ish? He is an adult in my dreams obviously. But I never crushed that hard on him and still he shows up in my dreams sometimes. He is really really ugly now and I haven’t seen him in years. Anyone else have weird semi recurring dreams about random people like this?

No. 2400905

Made an off-the-shoulder dress with big bell sleeves after years of being told that broad shoulder ladies should stick to fitted sleeves and avoid wide necklines. Wish I disregarded that advice sooner because this thing is so cute and tying up the long sleeves makes them puffy and gives off ancient Greek chiton vibes.

No. 2400935

File: 1739632562733.jpg (431.18 KB, 1080x1411, 1000003910.jpg)

Lolcow kitty takeover

No. 2401005

>>2400200
right eyes look good on twinks between the ages of 18-21, it makes them look all sleepy and cute. A shame men wall so early on.

No. 2401012

File: 1739635886458.png (40.96 KB, 500x397, 1637377843355.png)

>>2400935
cats are so cute

No. 2401066

>>2401012
This is my favorite banner! But I rarely ever see it

No. 2401099

File: 1739639610300.jpg (18.25 KB, 544x544, korres-lip-balm-balsam-do-ust-…)

I got this lip balm purely because I thought the packaging was pretty, though maybe I should've gotten the yogurt flavored one instead kek but I still really like it

No. 2401126

i just ruined a putty eraser being stupid, ffs

No. 2401133

>>2401126
it smells so bad, like rotten food or an open gutter, and even when i tried washing it with antiseptic, it smells like a homeless person at a hospital

No. 2401134

>>2401126
You can reconstitute it by washing it with soap and warm water and kneading it repeatedly

No. 2401135

>>2401126
Did you eat it

No. 2401147

>>2401133
Kekk I'm sorry, what did you even do to it to make it that way?

No. 2401153

>>2401134
that's what i did, many times, still smells foul
>>2401135
wouldn't eating a putty eraser ruin me more than the putty eraser?
>>2401147
i think it started when i kneaded it too much and it was really really sticky, and i washed it, and then i started noticing a bad smell from it and then on i kept washing it but the smell never went away, today i tried washing it for longer till it started to fall apart and then dried it and it still stinks, i think i won't throw it away but this thing is never meeting the eyes of other people.

No. 2401168

>>2401153
I had a putty eraser that I'd play with mindlessly for hours every day while studying and it got sticky and started smelling absolutely rancid. Like old cheesy chili dog feet kek.

No. 2401174

Today I learned I also have no cuticles? I thought I did but >>2400513 has opened my eyes that I only have the proximal nail fold. How bizarre.
I understand the logic of people pushing the proximal nail fold down but I think it looks marred and painful to do that, it's like circumcision of your fingertips

No. 2401252

>reply to poster about topic being discussed
>Immediately post another short reply to different anon, as can't be bothered to delete my original post to compile both responses into one post
>An anon responds to my second post in disagreement and then quotes my first post as an example of someone else who also disagrees
Mildly funny but I can see how her opinion could be projected into my first post. Our written language is such an imperfect tool

No. 2401258

>>2400935
keek I’m loving this. We need more!

Also idk how mundane this is but instagram keeps suggesting me people who I went to elementary school with? How do they know that…

No. 2401265

>>2401258
They know because of the location

No. 2401269

>>2401265
I don’t know if my location results in the algorithm suggesting these specific people nona because they all live in different states now lol, sometimes I wonder do they suggest people as a way of telling you that they’ve searched you?

No. 2401297

I had this thread open throughout the night and had a dream about peeling my fingernails off in multiple layers, then I wake up and read the posts I missed and they're all about nails and cuticles.

No. 2401305

>>2401269
I don't know then, probably through a chain of who follows who.

No. 2401319

File: 1739648990595.webp (64.45 KB, 680x383, IMG_0380.webp)

A woman I sometimes watch on youtube who I was hoping was crypto just said something "in favor" of trannies. Time to close her video and draw in silence.

No. 2401329

>>2401269
maybe you've linked your phone number to your account? if not maybe this is what our sold personal data is counting towards.

No. 2401397

Just washed my hair, now it's nice and clean. I bet your scalp isn't cleaner than mine's right now.

No. 2401405

>>2401397
It's always cleaner stop being delusional you'll never be me

No. 2401419

>>2401397
Now only is my hair cleaner, it is shinier. Take the L nona.

No. 2401438

>>2401397
Alright

No. 2401439

>>2401397
You're right nonna. I need to get on your level.

No. 2401464

Can we make „popping his pimple“ a more humiliating euphemism for cumming? It’s fucking hilarious. „Did you pop your pimple?“ also implies a disgusting tiny dick so that’s a plus.

No. 2401473

>>2401464
Kekk I love this

No. 2401474

>>2401464
Well this is what I'm gonna be using from now on.

No. 2401475

File: 1739655256864.png (941.83 KB, 910x732, purchases.png)

I've been hopping on the foreign body, skin and hair care trend. About to purchase this stuff, pretty excited. Most of it will be new to me besides one of the sunscreens

No. 2401484

I'm going to lose weight and my life is going to be perfect afterwards.

No. 2401486

>>2401475
I thought this was a very avant garde way of making custom desktop icons for a Windows XP virtual machine

No. 2401511

>>2401475
what's the top right product??

No. 2401514

>>2401511
It's from a brand called grn+, supplements made with garcinia combogia (appetite suppressant) and a bunch of other vitamins.

No. 2401518

>>2401514
it looked familiar but couldn't figure out what it was kek thanks nonna

No. 2401552

I'm feeling weirdly hungry today for some reason and craving so many foods at once, but too lazy to cook anything.

No. 2401562

File: 1739661285376.jpg (41.2 KB, 405x539, 9e7f49ee7e5c2cfe81c466c08c88cb…)

I want to develop a fashion sense and buy cute clothes but i dont know where to start. I just know i like cute girly clothes. I also like really masculine clothes but i am too curvv and short to pull it off.

No. 2401581

>>2401562
Just buy whatever you like the look of and can envision yourself wearing and pulling off.

No. 2401584

>>2401562
Ask for advice in the fashion thread

No. 2401585

>>2401562
>i dont know where to start
Find out your body shape and how to dress for it (kibbe is for schizophrenics), color theory and how to identify quality clothing (fabrics, stitching, etc)

No. 2401643

>>2401562
The fact that you can appreciate a style and yet know it's not for you is a good start. Maybe pay attention when you see an outfit that really works on someone whether they have the same shape and colouring as you, and you'll start to get a sense of what you should wear vs what you can just enjoy looking at.

No. 2401990

just saw "pocnonnas" written in a thread and read it as pocahontas

No. 2402073

My mom recently started getting into lolcow content on YouTube, and she unsurprisingly wound up on Amberlynn Reid. Amberlynn is like the only cow I’ve ever actively followed for years when I was losing weight, and I still sometimes keep up with her…but it’s whiplash suddenly hearing my mom tell me about her. I went in sperging power-level style and told her all about lore and stuff and now she loves watching Zachary Michael and Michael Be Petty. What have I done?

No. 2402090

>>2402073
Um, that's the best? I love sharing hamberlynns molments with my mom.

No. 2402160

>>2402073
I wish my mom and aunt knew english they would be super into lolcows like Chantal. My aunt especially because she's a military wife and got nothing better to do.

No. 2402182

>>2402090
Oh no it’s great we’ve been bonding more through the Queen of Moderation and I caught her up to current lore. She thinks she’s boring as fuck herself but loves reaction channels kek. Is your mom the same way?
>>2402160
I was thinking about getting her into Chantal because she’s way more “entertaining” at a base level. Maybe you can try with the auto translate feature on YT? It’s not perfect but they might be able to fill in the gaps.

No. 2402218

I accidentally nicked my index finger with a razor while shaving like 3 weeks ago and for some weird reason it hasn't healed yet. There's no way something like that would scar, but it's still a weird little line and I'm confused.

No. 2402220

i want to keep this kitty so badly but my mom wont let me. Shes literally so sweet and refuses to sleep anywhere but on my chest. I love her.

No. 2402280

>>2402218
maybe bc of the spot it's in it's being fiddled with too much to heal? did you put a bandaid on it? or use a cream that helps heal wounds quicker like Soframycin?

No. 2402282

>>2402280
samefag, maybe your circulation is just bad, good blood circulation makes wounds heal faster, so bad circulation would do the opposite.

No. 2402376

Whenever I interact with an ESL artist on twitter, I'll reply in slightly broken English because i think it translates better, or if they speak some English, I'll change the syntax a bit that I think is less complicated for them to understand, like instead of saying something like "your art is so yummyyy!!" i'll just reply like "tasty, delicious" and have a horny reaction meme with it, whatever gets my point across

No. 2402402

Nothing will remind you that anime is gay as fuck and you should be ashamed for watching it quite like making the mistake of watching an English dub instead of subs

No. 2402405

>>2402402
So many english dubs sound like they were voiced by random people in a Discord voice call or something like the VAs definitely were not in the same room

No. 2402409

>>2402402
That's interesting. It's the complete opposite for me. I cannot stand original Japanese dub because of the weird babied voices for female characters. It's either the uguu voice or that sultry older woman voice that they do. Both are so tragic for my ears. Maybe I should take this to unpopular opinions or smth…

No. 2402412

>>2402409
but don't they attempt the same in English VAs? or do you listen to a different language dubbing that doesn't do those voices?

No. 2402413

>>2402409
maybe you should watch better anime

No. 2402418

i love my bed so much. my sheets aren’t even that clean but i would be happy even if there was poop everywhere, that’s not true but you get it

No. 2402438

I've realized that what I want out of social media is basically a magazine. Maybe I should subscribe to magazines again. I want the content I receive to be in a nicely prepared format that's fast and easy to flip through at a glance so I can then dive into what interests me and get exposed to something new that I wouldn't have otherwise sought out. Modern SM doesn't actually work all that well for that because of the modern focus on mobile scroll-feed formats.

No. 2402443

>>2402405
Male English VAs in a lot of anime try way too hard to sound sultry and the breathiness is too cringe

No. 2402447

>>2402402
Wrong and gay.

No. 2402452

>>2402447
Be cringe but don't be in denial about it, please.

No. 2402554

>>2402438
I will never stop missing stumbleupon

No. 2402611

I just tore out a chunk of hair bigger than I meant too. Realistically, I should stop being so rough on my hair before I cause permanent damage to the follicules.

No. 2402621

>>2402611
you really should, why are your tearing your hair out nonnie?

No. 2402622

>>2402621
I just have some small (by some i mean a lot) knots im detangling and it's faster to just pull them out

No. 2402624

>>2402622
Descendant of Alexander the Great

No. 2402625

>>2402624
KEK ok that was funny anon

No. 2402629

>>2402622
then get some oil for detangling your hair, is having some oily hair for a while worse than bald patches? cmon nonnie

No. 2402707

File: 1739716793546.jpg (167.53 KB, 736x965, 7f75d1033272b183e1a7131f5492b0…)

I've realized I spend so much time using my cellphone or computer. I hate it. So I want to try to learn something, preferably something that keeps me away from screens. I like crochet and knitting but I would like something different, something that makes me move more and it's engaging. I'm tired of just consuming (videos, movies, books, music) I want to create something.

No. 2402794

Went to Target and saw they had vinyl records so decided to ask them if they had any turntables for sale. They looked at me in disbelief as if I was asking a super weird question. I had to clarify I was looking for a vinyl record player and they told me they thought I was looking for DJ equipment which is why they were weirded out. Dumbasses.

No. 2402816

I burnt dinner like a tard

No. 2402820

>>2402622
i do this too

No. 2402827

File: 1739726686545.gif (461.9 KB, 127x139, tumblr_inline_n0lc04P8kU1qdtk1…)

I'm still cracking up over the fact that my coworkers of 8+ years told me this week that they genuinely thought that I was a lesbian bc I never talked about my private love life with them. It's a small company (with family members of mine working there) so once you tell somebody something, everybody knows it, so I kept information about everything as small as possible because I've witnessed there too many relationship dramas unfold because some people couldn't keep their mouths shut and love to overshare for whatever reason. And no, I'm not a lesbian kek.

No. 2402835

>>2402827
Why do people equate being a lesbian with having zero love life?

No. 2402836

>>2402827
That's so weird. Ime coworkers love telling the people they work with about the messiest nastiest bullshit involving dating and hookups. I wish more people kept that shit to themselves

No. 2402868

File: 1739728079218.png (3.33 MB, 1277x1890, jirujirudiary_trans.enjoynekoj…)

A part of me wants to make a twitter where I release bite-sized parts of my inner thoughts, secrets and traumas in a comic style similar to Nekojiru's dairy pages. Like, I just want to open my chest and get some of that shit out there even if nobody would read it. Just scream into the void without anything tracking back to me, but if somebody reads it I hope it's a moment of comforting the disturbed and disturbing the comfortable. Idk, it's a weird sensation to explain in wanting to do it.

No. 2402901

>>2402868
Go for it, maybe you can be like Dogisaga.

No. 2402927

>>2402901
Except unlike Dogisaga I will never troon out and will continue to hate troons until the day I die kek! but fuck, I had completely forgotten about her. I had already designed my icon as a bunny because it felt like it fit an anxious and paranoid person like me. Oh well, at least it doesn't look even close to hers.

No. 2402941

>>2402927
I think that's just a rumor, becouse none of her comics had tranny themes.

No. 2402980

I'm always feeling lonely on Sundays its so weird

No. 2402985

File: 1739732384396.jpg (180.31 KB, 1011x752, trans_women_are_women_by_antir…)

>>2402941
Dogisaga has unfortunately drank the tranny kool-aid nona

No. 2402991

Trying to sing some songs in a language I can't fathom the reading rules of. Most frustrating combination ever.

No. 2402996


No. 2403001

File: 1739732875914.jpeg (275.16 KB, 823x1200, 70FF776B-89F5-4F96-9221-355B6D…)

>>2402868
>>2402927
I hope you do, I love little slice of life comics like that. It scratches the part of my brain that likes people watching except this time it’s from the comfort of my own home.

No. 2403022

>>2403001
I honestly miss the late-2000's/early 2010's dairy comics that were so popular. I loved to take a little peek into people's every day life and the relatability that comes with it. I joined a forum connected to one of them and I'm still friends with the comic creator today.

No. 2403030

The webcomic I was reading had a 10 chapter kidnapping arc, but thankfully I was 11 chapters behind

No. 2403043

File: 1739734271176.jpg (164.89 KB, 1080x1062, 1000008128.jpg)

>>2401319
I hate when that happens. But aslo me with any youtuber guy who's effeminate I come across I assume he's just GNC androgynous but it's never that, I really aught to learn by now

No. 2403069

File: 1739735096566.jpg (207.21 KB, 735x556, luannelolita.jpg)

when i wasn't around, my mother put my retainer in boiling water to clean it and it shrunk KEK, it still somehow fits, just tighter and now i can't remove it with my tongue, and ig the lower one fits better than the upper one, but it doesn't really hurt, but i'll remove the upper one bc once the dentist tightened my braces and my teeth ended up going back to their fucked place so maybe it'll happen again?

No. 2403106

It’s so cute how the grocery stores are already pulling out the easter stuff even though it’s more than 2 months away kek

No. 2403136

>>2403106
Capitalism isnt cute

No. 2403145

I have "workout lines" as PT called them even though I'm scrawny. I think it's from slouching.

No. 2403181

I cant take the word ethereal seriously after fandoms on tumblr beat it to death years ago

No. 2403186

I now have 2 days to write 5 essays because I've more been retarded and lazy than usual since February started.

No. 2403195

I think my cat can tell when I'm going back to the office after having a few days off due to holidays, or being sick kek. Even though I keep the majority of my routines the same even during weekends he'll turn into a HUGE momma's boy the evening before and the morning I'm going back to work. Otherwise he's somewhat aloof.

No. 2403271

>>2402868
I have this fear of sharing anything about myself but I think this fear holds me back creatively. Maybe I should do this too.

No. 2403310

Omg, a beggar just stopped me and said “nice hair”…I must be having a really good hair day

No. 2403328

>>2403310
Or he must have wanted money kekk

No. 2403520

File: 1739750009029.jpeg (50.77 KB, 500x473, 5C1E1D33-00A1-4169-8975-A57078…)

>>2403186
I have lots of work too nonny, it’s okay. I believe in us and I know we’ll get it done!!

No. 2403542

File: 1739750773724.png (329.42 KB, 424x341, 2024-09-25 12_59_01-Window.png)

this is so stupid but sometimes i have a really specific vibe when i'm alone and i wish i could get like 20 random people from the world that feel the same way i do in that moment so we can just vibe

No. 2403572

My friend told me he was coming over today and its already 10PM. I am going to beat him with a rolled up newspaper if he shows up after 11PM. I am hungry and wanted to eat pizza with him and watch killbill.

No. 2403577

>>2402622
i do this shit kek i have always been told my hair is nice tho

No. 2403598

ah fuck! i knew that my uni was starting soon but they didn't give me my schedule until today. i was meant to be at classes today (how would i have gone? i didn't get the timetable until midday) but i have classes tomorrow. i thought i had more time to prepare!

No. 2403658

I'm watching the boondocks

No. 2403679

>>2403598
Mine started 3 weeks ago and I havent gone yet

No. 2403691

Life is boring I have no one to stalk digitally nowadays and the algorithm is dogshit

No. 2403720

>>2403598
I have nightmares about situations like this happening to me frequently

No. 2403731

>>2403598
>>2403720
This does sound like a literal repeating nightmare I've had. So stressful.

No. 2403782

File: 1739762260199.jpeg (131.46 KB, 1200x798, IMG_4088.jpeg)

I passed my exam yippie

No. 2403784

I want to listen to my asmr audio before sleeping but i just can’t be bothered to get my earbuds

No. 2403798

File: 1739763308596.jpg (152.62 KB, 736x980, t1gs060ggw6gw.jpg)

Linux was working on my laptop for the past month with zero issues and as soon as somebody asked me how well it was working for me, the universe decided to make my laptop suddenly unfucking usable now. This reminds me how every time I am happy about things, the world decides to ruin it in order to humble me. Anyways I like this picture and I wanted to share it.

No. 2403826

>>2403798
i hate this picture and i think the guy looks like a faggot

No. 2403832

File: 1739766076359.jpg (53.99 KB, 500x628, Ok.jpg)


No. 2403834

>>2403826
Anons need to chill tf out and stop being so aggro all the time. Idk what's gotten into you all lately, but you guys need to get a grip and stop lashing out constantly for no reason

No. 2403837

>>2403834
i agree but what a stupid post to reply and make that comment on, there's way worse to use as an example

No. 2403839

>>2403542
I think there's something wrong with me, because I'm jealous of Shaynus's bangs in that pic. I can never get mine to look that full and even, they always part and fray, showing slivers of my forehead.

No. 2403840

>>2403839
she just uses products to keep it in place nona, if you look into it theres a lot of options. i personally have the same problem but i'm too lazy to style my hair everyday so i don't mind kek

No. 2403845

Can't sleep reeee

No. 2403848


No. 2403849

>>2402868
Don't do it on twitter. Twitter has changed to an algorithm style feed so your post can get a lot more visibility and part of how twitter functions to engage people is by showing people content they dislike. There's people on twitter who really hate self reflective comics like this (especially made by women) and you don't want your comics being promoted to them, they'll make it go viral just to fuck with you. I've seen it happen countless times in the past year alone.

No. 2403852

>>2403839
It's funny because mine default to this and I hate it because I see shayna in my reflection.

No. 2403856

I was very hot earlier, so I sat on the patio and drank a beer. It's close to freezing and cooled me down. The cold concrete was burning my feet like in that swimming pool song.

No. 2403881

Every time an anon accidentally deletes a digit in a post reply and you click it, it transports you to some random thread from 8 years ago like you were sucked into a time machine against your will

No. 2403882


No. 2403885

>>2403882
Very predictable. Expected, really.

No. 2403894

>>2403882
Omg I see my post in that thread

No. 2403906

>>2403885
kekk
>>2403894
Will you share the post nona or is too embarrassing?

No. 2403908

>>2403882
aww i wonder what ended up happening to this anon

No. 2403916

File: 1739773482617.jpg (9.5 KB, 249x296, dda8ee6208e5dc1f38d16eb78c5966…)

been fasting and eating healthy for months, fuck it im buying a whole pizza for myself

No. 2403931

Found some stuff from when I was in the 8th grade cleaning out the house today. It's a homemade ducttape tote (neon green/pink with invader Zim stickers/quotes) with my favorite black/white striped beanie, a zebra stripe hair extension clip, and a copy of the princess bride on DVD in it. There's also a little notebook with a dinosaur on it filled with my live journal passwords. I feel like an archeologist kek

No. 2403933

>>2403931
This is really cute. I don’t know you but I feel like I also just traveled back in time as I read your post, we could have been friends kek

No. 2403942

>>2403916
you should indulge nonnie, pizza ain’t even that unhealthy

No. 2403953

I have this newfound predicament of wanting to watch things when I eat only, but if I watch something in another language and need subtitles, I can't focus on reading the subtitles while eating, so I try to watch things in English instead to solve this issue. But sometimes, I really want to watch an anime or a Korean reality show, and I'm so frustrated that I need to read subtitles. I want to know the language automatically.

No. 2403958

>>2403953
I have the same predicament but I only watch tv when working, so most of the shows I listen to are for dumb people and explain what is happening all the time. Imdb has lots of lists like this of english dubbed things
https://www.imdb.com/list/ls546942255/

No. 2403963

>>2403958
Thanks. I unfortunately enjoy watching things with a plot and characters I can invest in, so that makes things more complicated.

No. 2403980

>>2403942
thank u anon, got diarrhea bc my body is not used to it, but it was worth it

No. 2403981

>>2403980
wtf anon that quickly?

No. 2404007

>>2403980
Are you sure you are not intolerant to gluten kek?

No. 2404025

>>2403981
>>2404007
tbh, i have been avoiding bread and i am starting to think i have a gluten intolerance. there's a lot of normal food that upsets my stomach these days. even broccoli, which was one of my fave vegetables, gives me that

No. 2404033

>>2404025
Your gut flora is out of whack, it happens when you drastically change your diet
Try some probiotics see if they help

No. 2404034

>>2404033
i eat yogurt a lot, does that help?

No. 2404037

>>2404034
Well it can't hurt but there are many different types of bacteria in the gut, and yogurt typically only contains those that feed on milk components, but that doesn't sound like the ones you're lacking.
Pharmacy probiotics have multiple different strains of bacteria in them, to cover all you might be missing.

No. 2404072

File: 1739795211957.png (234.77 KB, 467x313, 739773482612.png)

>See funny react on lolcow
>Next day friend uses same image on Whatsapp
You're here aren't you?

No. 2404078

>>2404072
I am, I will message you later about it

No. 2404086

>>2404078
If you are who I think you are looking forward to it. Also please keep it quiet, I'm trying really hard to not seem like a degen. Don't tell C.

No. 2404090

>>2404072
I am so jealous that some anons have friends in real life who also browse.

No. 2404094

File: 1739797234326.jpg (5.15 MB, 4080x3072, IMG_20250217_135253.jpg)

Someone filled a hole in the sidewalk with mosaic tiles

No. 2404099

File: 1739797314833.jpg (5.89 MB, 3072x4080, IMG_20250217_135159.jpg)

>>2404094
It's so random and pretty, irl it's very shiny

No. 2404102

>>2404099
That's so nice. It reminds me of that thing where they repair cracks in pots and mugs with gold glue

No. 2404132

Lying on the couch with my cat on my lap and a warm tea in my stomach, I'm this close to falling asleep but I unfortunately have chores to do, I'm just enjoying the moment for now.

No. 2404137

File: 1739799975838.jpg (148.2 KB, 632x748, 88avrsmcw8461.jpg)

i cut my finger on a sewing machine needle and had to get a tetanus shot in the butt

No. 2404148

File: 1739800992420.gif (Spoiler Image,5.87 MB, 374x374, homelander-smiling.gif)

i posted a "theory" as a complete joke in another thread and it lead into a genuine discussion that partially proves me right, i'm actually baffled, i was completely talking out of my ass when posting it, maybe im not as retarded as i think i am, gifrel is literally me, but i've spoilered it bc i think nonnies will find this man's ranine face terribly upsetting

No. 2404159

Had my green smoothie and it was delicious. My stomach is moving about but I know thats just the kefir doing its magic to my unhealthy body

No. 2404192

>>2404148
Make out anon?

No. 2404242

>>2404137
kek it’s important to get your booster anon. How’s your butt doing? Can you sit down okay?

No. 2404343

File: 1739810665900.jpg (59.51 KB, 978x1010, ELo8VSWW4AAU83f.jpg)

Today is my birthday….

No. 2404366

>>2404343
Happy Birthday!

No. 2404398

File: 1739812689844.gif (15.58 KB, 220x186, 1730135873664.gif)

>>2404366
thank you nona

No. 2404497

File: 1739815520349.jpg (75.89 KB, 750x1000, y.jpg)

>>2403782
Yay congratulations nona

No. 2404509

>>2404148
>Imagine your face being considered so disturbing anons gotta spoiler it
Kek, lmao even

No. 2404556

>>2404148
I think I'm right about a lot of my theories and thus far everything I've learnt has proven me right.

No. 2404559

File: 1739817965434.png (233.55 KB, 360x360, 2cute.png)

Had all of my favorites today
>fruit sourdough bread roll with cheese and tomatoes for breakfast, and a perfect cup of coffee
>mom's creamy chicken stew with rice for lunch
>soy yogurt mixed with a little bit of chocolate cake protein powder, granola and blueberries as a snack before leaving work
>finishing the day with half an apple I pan fried in honey together with shredded coconut, some banana and topped with vanilla quark. Had a small piece of my sugar free banana bread on the side.
>office had also stocked up on my favorite tea flavors so I was chugging those all day
Also zero stress all day today, just setting up stuff for a new project I'm gonna join in on. I hope you nonas also had/are having a good start of the week!(ai outside of containment)

No. 2404584

I want to get new rings, the ones I have are a bit too fancy looking for my days off so I want some more simple, I'm going to wait for spring so my fingers are at their normal size, I'll let the anticipation build that way.

No. 2404601

>>2404343
Happy birthday nonnita!!

No. 2404610

I went with a friend to university to get our certificates. We had a fun car ride. Slightly elevated my depression. I'm having omuraisu for dinner while watching a nice cartoon. Hopefully I'll have some tea, fold the laundry, browse a Tumblr tag for a show I like for fan art and theories, maybe redo my phone charm to find a better way to tie it into my phone and make it shorter, rewrite my CV to be more up to date, sign up into some NEETbux program just in case I take too long to get a job, maybe work on some artsy stuff and listen to music, and watch my current favorite reality show or an anime.

No. 2404726

File: 1739822450943.gif (366.21 KB, 484x500, picmix.com_12429425.gif)

>>2404343
happy birthday nonnie!

No. 2404807

>>2404726
KEK i love this, thank you so much

>>2404601
ty! im gonna watch a movie with my online friends today, and later on this week ill go to a brazilian restaurant with my family

No. 2404808

>>2404726
ntayrt but this is so sweet…

No. 2404847

>>2404343
Happy birthday anon

No. 2404872

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just completed archiving 11k twitter likes in a panic in case artists start DFE. the current state of my browser tabs

No. 2404960

Just read one of the horrowcow threads and now I’m uncomfortable
Some people are truly severely mentally ill and I wish they got the help they needed before it was too late

No. 2404961

I'm tired and energyless. I'm watching the Adventure time stream on youtube and just laying in bed.

No. 2404970

>>2404960
Who was it?

No. 2404975

>>2404872
how do you not have the X rebrand

No. 2405010

Listening to a video essay analysing the human centipede and I'm pretty sure she's playing one of the themes from bugsnax in the background while talking about it, I could be wrong and it's just my imagination but I kinda went "that…kinda checks out?" when I started to figure out where I recognized the music kek

No. 2405082

>>2404975
Control panel for twitter should restore the twitter logo, you can see the X try to sneak out in some of the tabs kek

No. 2405236

Grandfather is dead now

No. 2405238


No. 2405279

I love walking at night but I’m always on the verge of a panic attack thinking a swamp or. forest creature is going to jump out and attack me

No. 2405286

I can't stop listening to Les Mis…George was so right

No. 2405288

>>2404872
Is there an extension or something I can use to mass download twitter art?

No. 2405293

The viral game about digging a hole is pretty addictive actually I just lost an hour and a half to it

No. 2405297

>>2405288
ayrt, Hitomi downloader allows you to download the media of a person's public account in bulk (unfortunately does not download all of the content, itll cut off to a certain point) however im not sure if it can bulk download twitter likes because of the privacy changes hence why I had to manually save everything

No. 2405356

>>2405293
What game

No. 2405468


No. 2405481

>>2405468
Thanks, nonna! Is it actually fun, or is it a time sink because of addictive game elements?

No. 2405589

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I'm posting from university currently, can you believe that?

No. 2405602

>>2405589
Absolutely not.

No. 2405608

>loli posted in one thread
>claims women need plastic surgery in another at the same time
Smells like ballsweat and dorito dust up in here(scrotefoiling)

No. 2405622

>>2405608
Careful, you might get banned

No. 2405627

My tumbler smells mildew so it's definitely time to clean it again but ughhhhhh I don't want to.

No. 2405631

>>2405622
That post will but the loli won't! Kek

No. 2405656

>>2405631
Nahh the loli are the mods' favourite thing, that's why they're not banned

No. 2405662

Surgery monsters with Homer Simpson mustache rings full of lip filler around their mouth want everyone else to be as unhappy as they are. Shoo, demon. I'll chase you wit a syringe full of hyaluronidase.

No. 2405699

The train was packed today. Now the office has people talking in every room. I wasn't even alone in the elevator. When I get home I won't be alone either. I can't do this anymore. And no one has made a new vent thread yet

No. 2405703

>>2405699
Anybody can make a new vent thread, it doesn't need a recap or anything, just pic a picture copy the op and go.

No. 2405720

>>2405286
look down, look down

No. 2405727

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I gotta spend the entire day studying, i want to cry. I gotta read 300 pages and watch a movie. I dont even care about my career i had to pick it up because my mom told me she would kick me out if i didnt go to college.

No. 2405769

>>2404242
its like it never even happened even, no seriously, my butt doesn't hurt at all, it's likely bc of where they gave the shot, which is the upper part of my butt, but(kek) i'm glad i got it, bc i hurt myself again, same hand, same finger, same spot and same damn sewing needle today.

No. 2405772

>>2404192
…yes

No. 2405773

>>2405589
i can, i do that all the time, you're literally not special

No. 2405778

>>2404509
i hate his face so much, he's like if Tom Holland walled a 4th time and got the role of a Nazi in a movie

No. 2405782

>>2405631
>>2405656
Called it. Oof

No. 2405805

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i love when you can tell a nonna has posted a photo she's taken herself bc when you hover your mouse over the image and it shows a bigger preview but it's squished somehow.

No. 2405823

>>2405805
That isn't how it works. It just does that to any large images.

No. 2405835

>>2405805
Lol you little investigator

No. 2405846

>>2405805
It'll also be 4000x3000 px or something insane like that kek

No. 2405850

>>2405823
no it doesn't, large images of screenshots or photos from online show up proportionate, if it's a photo that a nonnie posted directly from her phone then its squished.
>>2405846
omg kek you're right

No. 2405866

a while ago i read an IG comment that said that your breath smells bad when you're hungry and i didn't really buy it at best i thought it would be really subtle but today we had this company come over and we were all together in a small room to see their presentation and i was sitting with my friend really close and she was talking about how she was really hungry and how this company's presentation was delaying our lunch break and she turned towards me and her breath did really stink. kek.

No. 2405888

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>neck hurts when I sleep with only one pillow
>neck still hurts when I sleep with more pillows
What the fuck am I supposed to do, then?

No. 2405891

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I got a laptop in October and I already broke it

No. 2405893

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just remembered how my older sister “accidentally” recorded a horse race over my Tarzan VHS more than 20 years ago. I was like, 5, and really worried I’d miss the TV showing because my parents said we had to go to a boring dinner thing. my brother knew how much it meant to me, so he set the VCR to record it.
my lame older sister is long forgiven, but I never believed it was really an accident. I think she was tired of me watching Tarzan every day.

No. 2405898

There was almost a meter of snowfall in my city in the past days and I love not hearing cars and people screaming outside cause everyone is staying inside. I have seen kids walking around with shovels helping people dig out their cars, it's very cute.

No. 2405899

>>2405888
I'm having exactly the same nonna

No. 2405902

>>2405888
buy a memory foam pillow

No. 2405921


No. 2405927

I thought I’d gain weight after my period was over since I wasnt watching my diet as closely but I’m still losing fortunately. Still a fat shit though, its hard to tell the difference until I lose something like 20kg

No. 2405929

>>2405891
If it makes you feel better, a while ago I got a MacBook as a gift and broke it in less than a year.

No. 2405932

im never sick and i never call out but goddammit im calling out today. the text is already sent!

No. 2405936

Turns out, there’s a difference between adding frozen bananas and normal bananas to a smoothie

No. 2405948

>>2405936
I never use non frozen bananas for this reason.

No. 2405956

I've lost some weight so I'm kind of happy.

No. 2405970

Watching a show where the challenge is to hear part of a song, guess the lyrics, and write it down, and the team with the correct lyrics wins and gets to eat some desserts and have some milk tea. The songs are supposed to be popular and well known, yet the teams can't guess the lyrics at all and keep guessing lots of words wrong. It's in a language other than English, and it's a language I've been struggling with learning for ages, so seeing literal native speakers struggle with their own language in song lyrics soothes me a bit. I don't have that issue with my own first language or with English or some of the other languages I learned down the line, so it turned out this specific language is just that difficult and hard to hear, it's not me. Yeay.

No. 2405972

>>2405948
why not

No. 2405978

>>2405972
Texture is gross otherwise

No. 2406007

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Two weeks ago, I started feeding the crows everyday on my way home or when doing groceries and now they became my stalkers kek. They're so clever, if one of them spots me at the train station, it follows me all the way to the usual feeding spot in my home street, flying from tree to tree. And when I'm standing on the traffic light a few meters from the feeding spot, it caws out a few times and its friends come flying by, waiting patiently on the surrounding trees and watching until I pull out the birdfood. At first it was just one crow, then two for a while, and now it's always at least 4. I kinda wanna talk to them, but I'm too shy to do it in public.

No. 2406026

>>2406007
That's so cute! They are super smart and they have essentially families that they pass on information to from generation to generation. If you stay in the area long enough they will teach their kids that you're the human that will bring treats. The first crow probably brought its mate after confirming it was safe. They are silly little guys and will probably love you talking to them.

No. 2406075

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I'm skipping class today to go hang out with horses

No. 2406112

>>2406075
Hell yeah nona, what kind?

No. 2406115

I’m eating spaghetti and meatballs right now

No. 2406122

>>2406007
awww nona this is so cute. My grandma used to feed the crows as well, she'd bring them all the scraps from dinner when she came to our house. There were always so many crows in her yard all the time they really are smart and know who feeds them. Maybe soon they'll start bringing you little gifts in exchange for treats

No. 2406139

>>2406075
Nice. I hope you get to give them a carrot or apple as a treat.

No. 2406144

>>2406112
I don't know yet! My friend is bringing me along to some stables that she volunteers at. I'll update later with the kinds of horses I saw

No. 2406153

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Today I decided to clean my floor fan cause it's full of my and my cat's hair. It has this really stupid design though and I didn't have a screwdriver long or thin enough to open it, so I got a really long crochet hook and pulled out as much as I could. While I was doing this, I got the unique impression of a monkey using sticks to get the food out of nuts or bug shells. I guess my primate ancestors are smiling upon me today.

No. 2406157

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>>2406153
the more things change the more the remain the same…

No. 2406158

I can't decide if I want to call this recruiter back for a job interview. I need the job, I need the money. I just don't know. I missed a call from him this morning, is that a sign? Or am I just trying to look for reasons to not do the interview?

No. 2406168

>>2406158
call him back and do the interview

No. 2406180

what can you buy from Hims & Hers that comes in a huge box and needs to be immediately refrigerated? My neighbors got such a package and I'm feeling a bit nosy.

I see they sell Ozempic now kek, she is kinda fat. But her moid is balding and looks impotent so maybe it's dick pills or hair loss pills.

No. 2406182

My cold symptoms are finally fully gone and I can sing again, yuppie. I tried a relatively hard song and my voice didn't fall apart like the past few days. Gonna attempt another one that has some truly challenging notes.

No. 2406190

The guy in the unit below me got a new car and unknown to him I have also ordered the same car but in black. I'm raging.

No. 2406200

>>2406182
Samefag, I did it! I hit an ok E5 and F#5. I can rest in peace now knowing my voice isn't that bad and it's just the cold standing in my way the previous times I tried to sing it.

No. 2406216

Been phasing in weighting and using chatgpt to help me count macros, and holy fuck they didn't lie about what an eye opener it is even when you think you are doing things "right"! It wouldn't be too bad if I still had the time to go to the gym and burn the surplus off but fuuuuck… gotta see if I can squeeze in some home cardio before bed or something.

No. 2406220

>>2406216
Maybe buy weights and do lifting and squatting with a weight at home?

No. 2406347

Having a nice passion fruit and berries fresh juice from one of my favorite local restaurants after eating a brisket sandwich from there. It's so good and obviously fresh, it has seeds in it. I was hesitant to try it out because of the price, but eventually caved in and bought one out of curiosity. I thought it would be much bigger though.

No. 2406465

I keep seeing 41% everywhere like Jim Carey in that schizo movie

No. 2406539

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I find it quite sweet how protective nonas ITT are about keeping it mundane and chill. I appreciate you all and hope you had a perfectly average day.

No. 2406572

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>>2405602
Well I'm actually doing it again. Thoughts?
>>2405773
Yeah, sure, buddy.

No. 2406602

I want to get a gym membership for a mont until my work starts and got almpst everything I needed but the sneakers that arrived today were too small and I have to wait until Monday for new delivery or painstakingly go hunting in person for ones in my price range grrr. Nonnas, is it weird to work out in crocs? I will be wearing a skirt with leggins built in bc I hate the panties outline on my ass so don't wanna seem even more weird as one of the goals is socializing with normies

No. 2406615

>>2406602
What's so hard about shopping for shoes in person? It's better that way so you can see how they fit and feel. Don't work out in Crocs, it's not good for your health and you might end up injuring your feet or legs.

No. 2406620

>>2406602
Please do not work out in crocs. It's also a much better idea to buy your work out sneakers in person like other anon said so you're sure of the fit. +

No. 2406630

>>2406615
Mostly prices tbh, all the cheap chinese garbage has that disgustingly narrow toebox so I'm limited to second-hand or dead stock outlets (I don't wear sneakers normally so don't wanna splurge on something I'll be using for a month more or less)

No. 2406631

>>2406620
Thanks for the input nonnas, seems like I'll have to go shopping tomorrow (again)

No. 2406645

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I feel suicidal, i am going to make burgers and watch family man. I want to watch something good that isnt contributing to my mento illness but i already finished watching every show i was super into and now i got nothing else to watch while i eat.(wrong thread)

No. 2406672

I just smashed a bag of sour gummy worms on an empty stomach and now I feel kind of sick.

No. 2406718

Thinking of getting a bunch of bug stationary. so so excited

No. 2406735

I just checked on my insects for the first time in a while, and surprisingly a lot of them are dead. I mean, I haven't fed them in over a week BUT they bunch of oats so idk why they just didn't eat that. Oh well, survival of the fittest I guess. They're eating potato and bell peppers now

No. 2406784

My upper back has been so itchy lately

No. 2406806

File: 1739939815844.jpeg (33.26 KB, 640x583, 0974C612-2C13-402B-8FC0-50D48A…)

>When someone with “transphobes dni!!!” In their bio follows me
I made the account to follow and interact with literally one fandom and nothing else. This will never come up and it makes me laugh each time I see it.

No. 2406899

I'm going to pick up my weeb doujins package from the post office in a couple hours, very excited. I should write a blog post about my impressions about the doujins but being a wage slave I'll probably have to prepare for tomorrow's work instead orz

No. 2407071

I'm feeling my eyeballs through my elids, and I think one is b8gger than the other

No. 2407117

>>2406645
What kind of shows are you in to nona? Maybe we can find you new ones.

No. 2407118

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Can you nonnies wish me luck on my exam today? i studied so much but i dont feel confident i will pass anyways since the exam is related to my deepest insecurity.

No. 2407122

>>2407118
Even if you somehow don't pass, these tests are just to make sure you are good at regurgitating information and making you a better cog in humanities ever industrializing machine.
In a way, no matter how you do you win, it's just one victory comes with the bittersweet realization that you aren't cut out to sacrifice your autonomy to the state,which means trying to wake up from this horrific system that preys on our soul and the fleeting resources of our natural enviornment.
Good luck!

No. 2407123

>>2407118
Good luck hopefully you pass and can avoid ending up being a loser like me

No. 2407124

>>2407122
i wish i was rich nonnie i am only going to college so my mom doesnt kick me out and i can keep drawing husbandos, i fucking hate being a poorfag
>>2407123
thanks nonny, i am already a loser i just dont want to get the chancla

No. 2407129

>>2407071
Most people's actually have one eyeball bigger than the other, it's really funny looking at Ct scans.

No. 2407168

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>>2405769
i spoke too soon

No. 2407418

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Travel protip: if you're like me and 1) fly the cheapest airline possible and 2) refuse to pay extra for a carry on, I advise you to have a long preferably thick jacket with ripped lining to fill with items that expand your backpack once you clear TSA. I carry a lot of handheld consoles with me amongst other bullshit that wont allow my backpack to fit in those gay metal bins at the Frontier waiting areas, so I just shove all that literally into my jacket and hold it as I walk on and they're none the wiser. I've also seen a video of a woman who took the stuffing out of her neckpillow and refilled it with clothes and etc. I keep forgetting to try that when I'm traveling but I'm drilling it into my brain to do so next time.

No. 2407424

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my friend keeps telling me i'm so funny and she always laughs when she's with me, and lots of people talk to me, i can't believe it, i now know how to act normal!
but it all comes at a price, that being my work sometimes, its a super retarded comparison but it reminds me of school skills vs school status in DoL where if you prioritize your subject learning you miss out on "endearing yourself to your peers" versus if you decide to socialize you miss out on learning the subjects, and if you decide to study and then socialize with people after school, you miss out on earning money and could end up in danger, and its like, i can't win, can i?

No. 2407446

I just have to get through 75000 more seconds of work. I cannot wait.

No. 2407461

I'm seriously considering getting an imaginary friend

No. 2407506

I can see our new dog snuggling up to my 16 year old dog for the first time on the ring cam while I'm at work, theyre too precious

No. 2407601

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Casually getting an outlet for my generational trauma by berating chatgpt whenever it gives me substandard results

No. 2407604

Have a zoom meeting in an hour to talk about an internship I really want ahhh I'm nervous

No. 2407755

>>2406602
Samefag, I got new sneakers for 19 bucks (idk if it's cheap in the US but it is here) in the men's section in a brand shop, feelsgood

No. 2407808

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was hoping to replace my old ass iphone 12 with the new iphone se (sorry, 16e) but $600 for the basic option?? and what does the ‘e’ even stand for?

No. 2407821

>>2407808
e for expensive

No. 2408161

>>2407808
>iphone 12
>old ass
applecucks stay losing

No. 2408232

File: 1740006683108.gif (21 KB, 200x172, 200w.gif)

This means nothing to most people, but I've been trying to breed mealworms for about 1-1/2 or 2 months, and today I finally found little teeny tiny mealworm babies! They're actually super small and cute, and I'm happy to see that breeding them actually worked.

No. 2408265

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>>2397908
> I didn't have time to edit the text to be like hers
you already did the extra mile by fulfilling my vision kek, thank you so much i owe you my soul. i hope this suffices

No. 2408288

>>2408161
I’ve had my iPhone 6s since 2018 and everyone keeps telling me I have to upgrade every year. So fucking annoying

No. 2408304

>>2408161
What do you use? Just curious

No. 2408307

>>2407461
I was thinking about creating a friend on AI chat. (Pls no bully)

No. 2408330

>>2408288
Same I had my 6s for years. I only upgraded recently because it wouldn’t charge anymore. I hate tech waste so much.

No. 2408335

>>2408232
Ohhh, this took me back to the 3rd grade!! Mine never had babies, but I did raise them to the beetle stage!
What are you using your mealworms for?

No. 2408361

I'm confused because my period is basically nonexistent this month with almost no blood (it's like a light brown color) when usually I bleed insanely to the point it drips everywhere and my usual length is 2 weeks. No idea what's going on. Hopefully it skipped or something which would be amazing.

No. 2408375

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I found these paintbrushes I’ve never seen before, I think they’re so pretty. They’re hard to find in America though and I wouldn’t pay that much for synthetic bristles without knowing how they perform. I’m considering the Escoda Ultimo series though.

No. 2408421

The radfem thread is killing me kekk. The stupid mods keeps deleting everything and redtexting them like why are you trying to ruin our fun?(take it to /meta/)

No. 2408434

>>2408421
The redtexts make it even funnier because she keeps coming back. best freakout of all time, other people seeing their threads always try to blend in (but fail). This is just a freakout lol

No. 2408440

>>2408434
The reddit-spacing makes it even funnier, it’s like she’s spent so much of her time typing with the twitter word count restriction and it clearly shows kek

No. 2408459

>>2408440
I didn't expect the worst thread meltdown I've ever seen to come from her either lolol.. and the fact she keeps going at it

No. 2408495

I don’t like football but I must admit, the NFL theme has always been a banger.

No. 2408501

>>2408495
you just reminded me of vidrel

No. 2408508

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No. 2408589

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I’m going to eat papa johns tonight

No. 2408590

>>2408335
They're just feeder insects. It's take a long ass time for the beetles to reproduce honestly. I was starting to think it wasn't gonna happen.

No. 2408637

>>2408589
Do you get a dipping sauce for it too nonny?

No. 2408650

I've been craving a bolognese pasta for a while now, and had all the ingredients laying down, just not the energy and motivation to make it. Today, I finally made it for dinner and it was so nice. I just wish I had some wine or beer to chug along with it.

No. 2408669

>>2408589
This makes me want to go to wingstop and buy 50 wings

No. 2408692

>>2408669
Wing stop is nasty. I have no idea why everyone keeps talking about it lately. Don't you guys have better fried chicken chains near you?

No. 2408737

I just made an egg, cheddar and maple breakfast sausage burrito. It was a lot more delicious than I expected. Now I will watch shows and drink powerade and water.

No. 2408825

File: 1740022283982.webp (32.31 KB, 452x206, cookie clicker.webp)

I'm playing cookie clicker

No. 2408880

>>2408825
Can anyone tell me how to progress to this? I'm retarded and I literally cannot progress past the gradma-pocalypse or whatever. Like I don't know what to buy or do.

No. 2408905

I got a makeup product sent to me for review today. I forgot I was even getting it, and now I don't feel like even doing the review lol.

No. 2408930

>>2408590
Neat! Can I ask what you're feeding them to?
My beetles never had a chance to breed because my dad had me release them outside the moment they emerged kek. I think he was unnerved to have them in the house and didn't like me holding them. He was displeased the teacher sent them home with me, to say the least, but he saw how much I liked them so he tried to hide it from me.

No. 2408953

File: 1740024591858.jpg (82.41 KB, 640x853, terrarium.jpg)

>>2408930
They're for my gecko, he doesn't eat worms very often but they're still good to have.
Sorry about your old beetles anon. If it interests you, you could totally start a little beetle terrarium to make up for the ones you lost. They're all types of cool beetles available for purchase online and they're super low effort. It's pretty cool to watch them just go about their little beetle lives.

No. 2408962

>>2407168
Hope your butt feels better and you’re on the mend anon

No. 2408989

>>2408421
She’s still going.

No. 2408997

I wish I was a shapeshifter, I could live so much more comfortably without getting noticed for something. Even a limited version of a shapeshifter e.g. only height or weight or hair color would be great at confusing people.

No. 2409002

File: 1740026009321.jpeg (62.98 KB, 559x680, 07BB94A6-9FB1-4400-A591-DD4956…)

I’m going to have a late night working on my presentation for tomorrow. Partly my own fault for reading too many light novels this past week. I’ll see you on the other side nonnies

No. 2409066

>>2408495
I miss the Monday Night Football theme I hate that companies have stopped trying.

No. 2409099

I'm going go try to be done doing my hair within the next 5 hours. Mt hair has been a WIP for the past 5 days

No. 2409220

>>2408421
i'm calling myself a 'heteroterroist' from now on kek

No. 2409259

I gave the ghost in the shell live action a chance and I don't think I would care what race they made Major (it's irrelevant, and in the anime she/her predecessor specifically had a more westernized look for whatever aesthetic reason, I'm guessing for emphasis on her being different) but choosing Scarlet Johanson was so funny and out of place. She was too short and awkward for the role.

No. 2409289

>>2408304
samsung galaxy a32
>>2408288
i'd still use my iphone 4 if the apps i use supported ios 7. i tried jailbreaking it and installing old versions of apps from some weird chinese website but they just kept crashing

No. 2409294

I have to listen to my music at a low-normal volume because having the volume completely up is hurting my head. This sucks.

No. 2409332

>>2409294
Your body is trying to save you from tinnitus.

No. 2409409

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My friend is coming over this weekend. I have been having a shit ass month and its probably going to become even worse tomorrow. So we are going to buy a pizza, a cone of fries and a coke and wolf it down while watching the Trailer Park Boys movie.

No. 2409426

I finally lugged my lazy butt to university to get some work done. Semester just started and I’m already behind. I really need to “lock in” as the kids say these days

No. 2409515

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>hates lolcor
>in super bad mood
>lolcor actually makes me laugh and smile when i’m not infighting and being retarded
>feels a little better
Maybe this website isn’t so bad (sometimes). Also I miss gus-chan and boyega-chan so much…

No. 2409517

I don't know what the fuck the cerb in cerbim means and at this point i'm too afraid to ask

No. 2409518

>>2409409
What a coincidence, I'm going to my best friend and his girlfriend's place this weekend, we are going to see an exhibition about knights and try a new ramen restaurant in his town.

No. 2409535

>>2409517
Idk anything about the admins. I wish I did, it sounds fun, but I don't have the patience to go through meta and I'm not in the discord (is there even a discord?). I rarely even come to ot so I don't catch any of the interesting conversations.

No. 2409537

Going to the gyno today.

No. 2409544

>>2409537
i'm going in march for the first time

No. 2409552

>>2409544
Wow, for the first time? You didn't go as a child?

No. 2409553

>>2409426
I did one lecture. Think its time to pack it up and go home now

No. 2409556

>>2409552
Why would a child go to a gynecologist unless there was a problem?

No. 2409557

>>2408637
Yes, I love the cheese sauce

No. 2409558

>>2409556
I started going after my menarch at 11. I didn't go yearly until I had sex for the first time but I did go every two or so years. My mom wanted to make sure everything was ok and catch problems at the start. I didn't have any thankfully but it's important to go to the doctor before things go to shit. I'm not american so it wasn't prohibitively expensive.

No. 2409559

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>>2409537
I went on Tuesday and it was all okay, I just have something kind of weird in one of my ovaries but I should be able to purge it next cycle.
Today I had a hard time waking up because I felt so relaxed, I was laying like pic related and trying really hard to wake up, I usually just sleep on my side, I don't know why I felt so peaceful while sleeping like this, it was so amazing that I feel sleepy just thinking about it.

No. 2409564

File: 1740071958546.mp4 (4.19 MB, 1920x1080, Brainrot.mp4)

i have no where else to post about this because i nuked my socials but im deciding to give those ads that i keep getting for these badly made short drama romance videos with eastern european craiglist-tier actors a chance so i will be checking it out. Will report back once i reach the free video limit.

No. 2409566

>>2409564
Looking forward to hearing back

No. 2409571

>>2409564
this might be one of the few decent looking slavicfag men I’ve seen. also
>watching shorts on your laptop
kekkk ily

No. 2409591

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>>2409564
Update…so i am currently on episode 8 and this is..well terrible. If you have ever read wattpadd stories, fifty shades of grey or bl manhwas then you know what i mean. The plot is very typical the female lead is in debt with a sick relative who i think she has to pay bills for and is applying for a job and the male lead is a playboy douchebag.

The dialogue/plot is so bad but surprisingly the actors acting skill are not that bad.

The episodes are so short like one minute each chapter, up till episode 8 all i understood is female lead is in debt, goes to this fashion company (i think??) to apply for a job when she walks in the male lead is in the room with another shirtless woman, then the shirtless woman walk out crying how the male lead is a asshole, then the female lead walks into the room and he randomly tells her to take off her panties LMAO so she calls him a jerk and throws water at him and walks out of the interview, then she goes to the hospital and they said they will have to do surgery on her sick relative who has cancer and is now in a coma, so she goes back to that interview again and says fine so she takes of her panties and she throws them at the male leads desk (she still has panties on even after taking her panties off, what sorcery is this) the male lead says no and that he already has hired someone else and she says she really needs this job and he says ''prove it'' so she takes of her pants too and then they stare at each other and then he hires her. Then he throws his keys at her and tells her to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners and take it to his house. She objects but he makes some snarky comment so she goes to pick it up.


Wall that's it up to episode 8. i will keep updating until i hit my free video quota. Also KEK at the american names.

No. 2409605

>>2409564
I went down a rabbit hole about these before. I'm really fascinated by trashy romance stories and their absurd storylines even though I've never really been sincerely into them.
These kinds of drama apps started in china, I think the companies making them are still all chinese and they're making english language originals to appeal more to western markets.

No. 2409612

Class is cancelled today! Yippee.

No. 2409619

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>>2409591
Lats Update: So when she goes to his house she ends up finding a secret lair that leads to a bdsm room (LOL), then the male lead sneaks up and grabs her while she is still looking at that room and gives her a very non-enthusiastic ''geeyyt out''. Then when he kicks her out of the house he fixes his hair….KEK.
Then she goes to the bar with her friend ''Kendra'' who has such a thick slav accent i can barely tell what she is saying. She complains to her friend there about him. Then she sends him a drunk text message ''burn in hell pervert''. Then after that she falls asleep while drunk and the male lead shows up at the bar and takes her to the house.
Then she wakes up in a bedroom of that house and there is a bodygards standing there looking at here who hands her clothes and tells her ''the boss doesn't like it to be late''.

This is up to episode 12. I think these are enough updates from me for this site so i will be stopping now since the we all get the plot is corny and i don't think anons care about these updates. (Will be privately watching until ep 22 tho)

>>2409605
Yes i think these companies and stories are made by chinese people and the actors they hire are typically from eastern europe or somewhere similiar, they do the same thing for other advertisements too where they need non-asians, they always hire east.europeans, im guessing they are cheaper?
Also the ratings for this app/site are in the 1-2 star negative review range, that's not good.

No. 2409732

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When will my husband return from the war? (Read: when is Nigel getting home for lunch)

No. 2409743

The body never ceases to amaze me. I've been a bit more meticulous about portion control for barely a week, I can already tell how quickly my body has adapted to it and how much better I feel. My office held a small after work today, so they bought some pizza. I took two (albeit pretty big) slices and I've been feeling so full I feel like it's like my stomach is going to explode. I wasn't all that hungry after drinking my one bottle of cider to begin with but I wasn't sure if I was going to last all night on only one slice of pizza for dinner. Guess I was wrong kek

No. 2409757

Gyno thinks I keep having recurrent yeast infections due to my diet. She told me to see a nutritionist but that it's probably from too many carbs. Bye bye pizzas…

No. 2409769

>>2409002
Samefag. My presentation went incredibly well, I got compliments from multiple people including the professor. I’m so proud of myself

No. 2409798

>>2409769
congratulations, nonna! That's so great to hear!

No. 2409803

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I hate AI

No. 2409813


No. 2409975

Watching a video on the Kendrick/Drake beef and the guy doesn't like Drake but keeps saying he had talent and that xy was a good song but xyz was his best and I just don't hear it. I don't even like rap or hip hop but literally every time he plays a clip from someone else it sounds so much better. I've seen so many memes making fun of his music and thought it was an exaggeration, I didn't expect it to sound exactly like that kek

No. 2410126

>>2409619
Shout-out to the mydrama nonny, because of you I'm now 5 episodes into a weird vampire story

No. 2410174

Does anyone else feel paranoid this site could shut down any minute? That fact that its survived for about 10 years feels like a miracle considering it makes no money and has more or less than 100 daily users. I no the site is a shitty gossiping site but it’s the only site i know of that lets me hate moids without getting dogpilled or banned.

No. 2410187

>>2410174
Definitely. considering the state of CC, its a sheer miracle we even have active jannies that manually file through reports… yes the bar is in hell.
For all the shit I give LC, I agree that its one of the only places where I can openly sperge without scrutiny, plus there are the interactions with nonnies that are genuine and make my day. A shame imageboards are ass awful to maintain and startup, I wouldve started one of my own at this point.

No. 2410193

>>2410174
You fool by questioning the structural integrity of this board you have damned it the prophecy will be fulfilled

No. 2410217

Wanna read a fanfic, or better yet, write my own, but I'm too sleepy and tired to do it. My eyes are too heavy for me to focus.

No. 2410220

>>2410174
It's survived longer than 10 years

No. 2410241

>>2410217
let sleep take you because otherwise once a good fanfic hooks you, you wont be able to sleep until you finish the damn fic kek

No. 2410250

>>2410174
I would actually be nothing without lc. I regained my love for the farms recently after some time away.

No. 2410256

>>2410250
Me too nonny. I got sick of it during covid but I’m happy to be back

No. 2410269

>>2410174
>it’s the only site i know of that lets me hate moids without getting dogpilled or banned.
I am so fucking sick and tired of moids being the most protected class.

No. 2410273

>>2410174
The fact it’s lasted this long proves to me that there’s more than just the administration keeping it up, there’s definitely secret backing behind this website (possibly for surveillance, data harvesting, etc.)

No. 2410280

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>>2410187
I hope CC doesn't die. Everyone on LC acts like a turbo-Stacy (cringe), while CC is for virgin Beckies (based).

No. 2410282

>>2410174
I love LC so much. It has its problems but it’s the only website where I feel like I can be myself with other women like me. Even if there are only ~100 active users that’s a hundred more women than I would meet normally with so many overlapping interests and opinions to my own. It’s so refreshing.

No. 2410283

>>2410280
It's full of troons, even more so than LC

No. 2410292

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>>2410193
wise ass monkeys paw ass psychic ass spiritual ass foreseeing ass fortune teller ass sagacious ass philosophical ass sapient ass metaphysical ass scholarly ass esoteric ass tarot reading ass delphic ass cryptic ass magical ass crystal ball ass predicting ass mystic ass post

No. 2410298

My dad did some mind reading trick and Im baffled how the fuck he got my favourite vacation spot (Tahiti) and my favourite animal (Bear) spot on. The arrow he can just change wherever but how the fuck did he guess tahiti. I tried looking up online for trick questions like this but nothing is showing up. How the fuck did he guess it, can he genuinely read my mind, i hope he doesnt see the graphic Y/N husbando visuals in my head what the fuck

No. 2410303

>>2410280
CC is practically already dead

No. 2410305

>>2410298
You're his daughter and he loves you kek

No. 2410308

>>2410298
samefag never mind I just got it, he made me say the answer out loud before proceeding with the next question then shuffled the notepads to give the illusion that he guessed the answers correctly. the arrow is a red herring

>>2410305
if he truly loves me i hope he reads my mind completely and gets me tickets to tahiti lmao

No. 2410361

>>2410308
Using my psychic powers to influence him, nonna. Let's try and get you to Tahiti.

No. 2410396

I forgot I bought crunchy peanut butter, and I was about to lose it because I was feeling cartilage-like texture in my PB&J

No. 2410401

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>>2410396
>cartilage-like texture in my PB&J
God this is accurate. My favourite is picrel. I could have selected a new image but I chose this one, in the darkness with the visible finger scoops

No. 2410405

>>2410401
This is such a bizarrely menacing image

No. 2410407

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>>2410405
What about this one

No. 2410411

>>2410407
Susan B.A had good taste but this kinda looks like a crime scene photo kek, is there a subgenre for odd pictures of peanut butter?

No. 2410416

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>>2410411
>subgenre
Something like that. We aren't really supposed to talk about it

No. 2410417

>>2410411
sounds like a wonderful site idea. Would love to make an ominous gallery of odd pictures of peanut butter.
reminds me of this taxonomic classification of bread clips website https://www.horg.com/horg/

No. 2410423

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>>2410417
I like these bread tags

No. 2410440

Earlier, I was at a restaurant with my family and we were seated near a large family with three toddler-aged children. Every one of them had their eyes glued to a phone or iPad screen. Those kids are going to grow up extremely mentally ill.

No. 2410446

>>2410423
wonder if this would be the equivalent to the uncanny valley in the horgverse. must be horrifying

No. 2410492

It's 1:40 AM, technically the morning, so I'm having cinnamon coffee and a breakfast burrito. Yummy.

No. 2410499

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>>2410446
I want to complain about this topic but it's really good for the thread

No. 2410590

I feel a burst of love and whimsy, it will probably disappear in a minute.

No. 2410604

I had low expectations for nosferatu remake and yet still I was disappointed. Why does every movie LRD stars in seem like a humiliation ritual

No. 2410610

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I work remotely for a company, and I’m currently on an offsite trip with my coworkers who I only see in person a few times a year. Over the last year I’ve kinda become friends with one of our developers, a girl from another country who seemed pretty based and we had bonded over obscure internet shit and video games. I’ve kinda wondered for a while if she was a farmer, but today at one point the topic of drag shows came up and she mentioned watching RuPaul’s Drag Race and referred to one of the drag queens by name and called them “she”.

No. 2410615

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>>2410604
Oh I misread that. I don't know anything about this movie and thought it contained a failed hobbit. My search engine considers this one "failed"

No. 2410618

>>2410604
Why are all these new movies seen as amazing and genius like I was bored to death during that movie. Also that shitty substance movie that was definitely written by AI.

No. 2410622

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>>2410618
I think people don't expect very much from movies as long as there is a nostalgia pay off somewhere

No. 2410629

>>2410622
Most young people had never seen any of the art films referencing vampires from the 60s-80s, so I'm not sure what they expected to gain from this. Original had a better impact on me when I was a kid and it was fluff

>>2410618
Gen Z haven't been put on properly and instead of having a genuine period of discovery to explore a lot of classic films, they've been exposed to a neverending binge of crap. They're also too focused on aesthetics in a rather dysmorphic way so the only ones willing to watch old films only do so to take screenshots of the designated eye candy ingenues. It'd be cooler if they went through pseudointellectual phases of thinking the old cult b movies were the greatest thing ever but instead they're writing lame essays about remakes. I saw so many stupid, elaborate Nosferatu essays from letterboxd and after seeing it… someone nuke the iPhone

No. 2410640

Just had this memory of a based lady. I used to work at a nursing home and one woman was ridiculed by other staff as the man-hater, but basically she was fucking based and told it like it was. She would tell men that all wars were their fault and they would agree. She hated male carers. She worked and made her own money when women were supposed to be housewives. She would be proud of the LC rule of no moids.

No. 2410652

>>2410629
>pseudointellectual phases of thinking the old cult b movies were the greatest thing ever
Kek, this was me in college

No. 2410774

The actual taste of the frozen berries in oats is not good because they’re sour, but they do make the bowl sweeter without needing to add sugar. Pros and cons.

No. 2410779

>>2410604
That movie was so whack, there was no story either, it was literally just a vehicle for Lily rose Depp to get her breasts out for the director. I don't know why people fawn over it so much, even the aesthetic is mostly green screen

No. 2410790

i’ve been getting really into apples lately

No. 2410792

>>2410790
What's your favourite cultivar?

No. 2410797

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my ass got 2cm wider

No. 2410800

>>2410792
honeycrisp, i like fuji too but i only recently started eating more apples so i haven’t eaten that many different varieties. i want to try a sweetango but they’re hard to find where i live. any recommendations nona?

No. 2410808

My mom drove me to my wisdom teeth removal appointment, I'm out of there for 2 seconds and she starts making fun of the doctor being a manlet kek
>Was the little one quick at least nona?

No. 2410812

>>2410808
>the little one
KEKK

No. 2410814

>>2410610
Is RuPaul's Drag Race actually entertaining? I always hear so many people talking about it on the internet, but I couldn't think of anything more boring than a show about fags in womanface.

No. 2410816

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I added Spring decor, flowers, and aromatherapy to my place trying to will the season into existence. I reject the winter reality outside.

No. 2410825

>>2409099
Samefag, it's been over 24 hours, but I've finally finished my hair! Hip hip, hurray!

No. 2410829

>>2410800
>any recommendations nona
Unfortunately no, I was asking you because I got bored of the standard varieties and am looking for recommendations myself lol

No. 2410844

I've been really trying to get into kibbe typing because as I'm getting older I'm starting to look silly in some cuts and silhouettes and I want to look a bit more professional but man it's a bit difficult. Also I think there should be a kibbe cow thread, it's so woo woo and crazy sometimes and there is a very clear unspoken hierarchy of the types even though it's only meant to be a guide on how to style yourself. Romantic, gamine, and classic are clearly what everyone wishes they were and natural is disliked for being "mannish" even though a natural is the most common type of body. And even classics get the short end of the stick sometimes because they aren't as comical/theatrical as romantics and gamines, literally look up any "classic" type of fashion inspiration and it's all grainy pngs of fugly mid 2010's twee fashion.

No. 2410847

>>2410604
Isn’t it just necrophilic porn

No. 2410873

>>2410825
what did you do?

No. 2410877

>>2410873
My hair

No. 2410898

>>2410844
seconding cows thread it's so nuts

No. 2410933

>>2410829
i like applerankings.com for finding new varieties to try. good luck nona

No. 2410944

>see a tall person wearing a skirt in the street
>not sure if it's a TIM or just a gangly woman
>security agent says unprompted "that's a man"
To my defense I saw him from the back but damn I really suck at clocking troons, must be autism.

No. 2410947

>>2410814
I used to find it entertaining years ago, the petty faggy drama and hideous outfits/makeup/hair were funny to watch. This was before they allowed trannies on the show though

No. 2410953

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>>2410944
i have also had this before, nona, don't worry. the one i saw was incredibly anorexic and i genuinely could not tell from a distance with them walking away if it was a man or a woman with a genetic disorder like picrel. the voice always gives it away though.

No. 2410971

>>2410610
To be fair, that's normal for drag queens isn't it? It's not like troons who think they're transforming into women, the drag "persona" with female pronouns is just the character the man plays, and everyone knows it. Everyone refers to him as "she" while he's wearing the costume and "he" when he's not.

No. 2410977

>>2410829
>>2410800
Cosmic crisp is a cheaper version of honey crisp. Pink lady has a subtle sweetness. Green apples are good paired with date-peanutbutter caramel.

No. 2410985

>Be me, an optimist who loves life
>Walking down the street and listening to the birds sing
>I'm smiling
>Two people walk by me and I hear:
>"What the fuck is she smiling about?"

Why do some people get so offended by others' happiness? I never understood it. I can't wait until I move out of this shithole.

No. 2411137

Went to the dentist today. Made friends with my hygienist and the receptionist, got a free whitening treatment, no issues with my teeth. Got chick fil a afterwards. It’s been a pretty good day.

No. 2411150

Im so chilly I wish I could snuggle in my bed and conk out but I have 2 more hours of class until then and I dont have enough time in my break to take a power nap… drawing shrimps in different angles on the breakroom whiteboard in the meantime

No. 2411296

>>2410985
What joyless shirtlords. Sorry that happened to you nonna.

No. 2411301

I'm so mad at myself! Job interview person tried to call me again, and for the second time I missed it!

No. 2411307

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>>2410985
my species, baring teeth when can sign of threat(autism)

No. 2411335

I’m posting from a plane and wondering if I should say some unhinged shit so Delta’s wifi gets permabanned

No. 2411470

My mom was being a bitch to me today and my cat went and bit her out of nowhere topkek. Its the second time my cat bits her after she makes me cry.

No. 2411477

going to ikea, need to get a shelf innard thing and a new trash can. wonder what else I could need.

No. 2411481

2 more hours left in the work day w/ no work to do i have signed into my personal google drive so i can add to my fanfic. im the only person here in my entire department so there are no prying eyes to ask me what im working on. in my defense at least its more productive than browsing lolcow from the bathroom the rest of the afternoon

No. 2411485

>>2410985
People are so beige. I've given people polite smiles after making eye contact before and they full-on stared back as if they wanted to skin me alive kek

No. 2411494

>>2411470
That's a good cat. One time my dad pretended he was going to "get" me (he tickled me), and when I screamed my cowardly ass cat ran out of my room kek. He had to jump around us to do it, too.

No. 2411522

>>2410947
as someone who still watched it, the trannies never succeed kek it's really funny how they think they are "cunt" and end up embarrassing themselves.

No. 2411574

There’s a pair of mourning doves that always visits my windowsill, I love them so much. They look so soft and pettable.

No. 2411712

My younger brother and sister decided to collaborate and make a dessert today. It turned out nicely, just a bit too sweet. I'm proud of them starting their cooking journey.

No. 2411726

Yesterday I was at a cafe and I reallyyy wanted an overcomplicated girly drink but the barista was a 50 year old straight man so I just got a pre-made sahlep. I only trust women and fags to do those kinda drinks right…

No. 2411785

I hate how ugly colors are the only colors that look good on me and I'll always look like garbage in pink unless it's so dark it's bordering on red or some shitty orange pink
t. deep autumn stuck wearing puke green

No. 2411815

>>2411574
i looooove doves, what a treat to have them! i am glad you appreciate them!

No. 2411838

>>2410844
>Romantic, gamine, and classic are clearly what everyone wishes they were
so damn true, any resources about Kibbe don't help either, the postergirl for Romantic is always Marilyn Monroe and Romantic and Gamine are dubbed "Yin" so it's like, would you like to have the body type of the most infamous sex symbol and icon of femininity or a TRANNY, MAN? you little male chi MALE height MALE body type having you?

No. 2411841

>>2410977
>>2410829
>>2410933
i have found my nonnies
>>2410977
>Green apples are good paired with date-peanutbutter caramel.
i'd never heard of that, too bad it'll probably impossible for me to find kek.

No. 2411844

>>2410985
tbh it's all about perspective, bc the story is told from a nonna's point of view i feel bad for you, but if it was some nonna talking about some man or even a woman randomly smiling to themselves i'd probably feel inclined to call them freaks too.
but i'd probably be in your position bc i have to stop myself from smiling in public sometimes bc i told myself a joke or just thought of something funny happening kek

No. 2411853

>>2411726
What kind of drink was it? If it was actually overly complicated, just want to say baristas probably hate you.

No. 2411894

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i just got off the phone with my best friend and i'm thinking about how grateful i am for her. we don't hang out in person super often but we do text/call a lot because we both are pretty introverted people, but i know she'll always be there for me. idk i haven't had close friends in a really long time but this is nice

No. 2411933

I finally found a perfect way to store my 9,001 knitting needles! I bought a makeup holder from the dollar store and organized them by size and length. They look amazing, I'm so happy now! Goddamn

No. 2411941

>>2411933
That is so goddamn smart, nonna. Thanks for sharing, that's my next step in organizing my supplies. I always tell myself I'll figure out how to sew a custom pouch, but do we ever really get around to doing that…

No. 2411942

>>2411894
Attached pic top tier

No. 2411955

the side of my tummy was aching yesterday and i didn't have dinner last night and today i was ate spicy noodles and a spicy omlette and i shat my guts out almost immediately after and my abdomen feels weird and i keep regurgitating foam, and i lost like 2 kg even tho i did nothing to try to, nonnies what's happening to me? is it a stomach bug?

No. 2411958

>>2411955
Press on the area where it's hurting and then let go. If it hurts more after you release pressure, then it's your appendix, go to urgent care ASAP.
Otherwise, you should schedule a doctor's appointment because spitting up foam sounds a little insane. How quickly did you lose the 2kg?

No. 2411959

>>2411955
It's lupus

No. 2411962

>>2411941
I feel you, I always intended to do something cooler but for $3.25 and zero assembly, it was literally brainless and took less than a half hour. It was basically three attached cups stuck to the back wall of a tray, so I have my stitch markers and shit all in the bottom portion. You'll thank yourself once you do it! The only downsides are that this method is a tad eyesore-ish, and it can't be laid flat and stored in a drawer like the sewn one you mentioned could. But in the closet, it's great.

No. 2411966

>>2411959
Its never lupus

No. 2411981

>>2411958
it doesn't hurt, so it's not my appendix but i lost 2 kg in a week, which when i look it up it's not a drastic weight loss, so maybe it's just stress, i've had assignments due nearly everyday this week and i have more to submit the next. And the foam is weird, but google says it's bile and its probably bc of the noodles. it's probably a shit diet and stress but i still feel terrible.

No. 2411985

Everytine I see a cat I go:"THE CAT!!" I'm still not sure why cats trigger that type of response in me

No. 2411986

>>2411981
Get yourself some saltines and Gatorade/some other electrolyte drink. Get yourself rehydrated. If you can, make yourself some fresh rice, preferably white, and try to eat that. That should let your stomach recover without stressing it. The spice definitely could have agitated you if you're already stressed out. Try to destress and relax so your body isn't getting so beat up. If your symptoms don't resolve in another 24hrs, I would look into medical attention.

No. 2411999

>>2411986
any mildly salty crackers should work right? and for electrolyte drink, can i make it at home?

No. 2412005

>>2411999
Yeah, most people use saltines because they're slightly salted and plain, so your stomach won't turn at the cheese or butter on flavored crackers.
You can look up homemade electrolyte drink recipes online, it's usually some measure of water + fruit juice + salt. But if you have pickle juice, that's better, drink that.

No. 2412029

I'm so fucking tired of charging my dumbass headphones. It's starting to fail for whatever reason so it stops at under 10% or doesn't charge at all. Why can't these fucking things just have a cable. I'm also so tired of switching the connection from my laptop to phone, especially because it always resets the volume on my laptop. I tried but I can't fucking do this anymore. It's so inconvenient

No. 2412175

I'm browsing a FTM dick subreddit right now, and it really is the most intriguing and mindboggling thing I've seen in a minute. I'm not even a penis hater, but it's crazy how they want these super ugly Denise's.

No. 2412200

I ran out of my usual bar soap, so I used my facial cleanser. Somehow I actually feel cleaner than usual, although it's darn near $20 so I'm not making a habit of this.

No. 2412205

>>2411853
I actually hate baristas back and intentionally enjoy torturing them. Hope this helps!

No. 2412217

File: 1740227726500.webp (44.13 KB, 728x361, pionono-principal-1-728x361.we…)

This month has been hell. Finally things seem to be going back to normal so today i wolfed down 2 hamburgers and half of this thing. I should be losing weigth tho….I swear i am going to excercise later today. At least i am not ordering mcd no more.

No. 2412218

>>2412200
Yeah you don't actually need one billion seperate products to wash yourself, mild cleansers are all basically the same.

No. 2412235

>>2412218
Easy for you to say, but I have a strong natural B.O so I have certain soaps that completely/nearly completely get rid of smells on my pits. Plus I use a different type of soap for my genitals. I wish I could just use one product for my entire body, but unfortunately I'm not a moid so I don't like terrorizing the world with bad hygiene habits kek.
>>2412217
Is that a savory swiss roll?

No. 2412236

>>2411494
Nta but this reminded me that my cat gets violent with me when I cry. I don't know if he's confused and doesn't know how to act, but it's upsetting in the moment kek. I don't know what he'd do to "protect" me, but I do know he used to always bite the ankles of my old housemate who I hated.

No. 2412238

>>2412235
>savory swiss roll
yep, its tasty as hell i love savory-sweet things

No. 2412239

>>2411494
He's actually a massy faggot most of the time. He runs away when random people came home and it takes him hours to get out of his hidey hole to come greet guest. That being said he absolutely adores me, we have to lock the backyard door or else he's always bringing me dead lizards as a gift.

No. 2412252

Eating a small bowl of oatmeal instead of the donut I wanted to buy and it sucks so bad. It basically has the same amount of calories anyway. I'm so close to just eating whatever I want again

No. 2412263

I had a super genius idea while I was dreaming a few hours ago. Today when I get super tired and I need some energy to stay up, I can just mix a lot of instant coffee with water and drink it like an espresso shot.

No. 2412285

My friend is going to hold a D&D campaign because she needs inspiration for her GimlixLegolas fanfic. And I'm fucking stuck with what direction I want to take my character's personalty and quirks, I got the basic idea of him down but I'm so fucking stuck I draw a blank whenever I try to come up with something.

No. 2412287


No. 2412289

>>2412285
>My friend is going to hold a D&D campaign because she needs inspiration for her GimlixLegolas fanfic
Absolute queen.

No. 2412290

>>2412263
Isn't this how you drink instant coffee

No. 2412297

>>2412290
I think she means she concentrated in a very small volume of water. I used to do that when I didn't like coffee.

No. 2412298

>>2412297
Yes… isn't that how you drink it?

No. 2412301

Accidentally just dropped a whole coffee on my globe, it looks like there's a gigantic oil spill in the Indian ocean

No. 2412305

>>2412301
Hoping you're not that voodoo anon.

No. 2412319

>>2412305
Kek my first thought was really "I hope this is not a sign"

No. 2412387

>>2412289
Her passion for the art of fanfiction is unrivaled and I absolutely adore her for that

No. 2412401

File: 1740240755997.png (399.98 KB, 739x886, nicks.png)

My throat felt sore so I caved in to my cravings and bought picrel home to feel sorry for myself. I was going to just have a little bit but it felt so fucking good and smooth in my throat that I ended up eating the whole entire pint

No. 2412413

I stg I eat way healthier and way less than some of you nonas with fat souls and you're still probably skinnier than me. Fuck this gay earth.

No. 2412418

Had random CPTSD nightmares come up and started falling asleep, crying and stuttering more than usual. It was only two days. Thought I was needing a vitamin, turned out that vitamin was my medicine I missed twice. Woopsie daisy!

No. 2412422

File: 1740241967327.jpeg (37.89 KB, 475x475, IMG_2415.jpeg)

>>2412413
they binge on pizza and ice cream meanwhile if i don’t carefully limit myself with either i might get sick or balloon up…sometimes i just down these motherfuckers (NOT ANA)

No. 2412426

>>2412422
Have you noticed any improvement in your brain development

No. 2412432

>>2412426
She's posting here, so definitely still retarded.

No. 2412436

>>2412432
>>2412426
well its clearly not going to work on me because im not a crawler. i walk on two legs.

No. 2412446


No. 2412450

File: 1740243436290.jpg (25.85 KB, 369x365, wtf.JPG)

wtf is this shit dawg i'm laughing

No. 2412466

File: 1740244231353.jpg (37.46 KB, 700x692, cronch.jpg)

I just filled a reusable silicone travel-sized lotion tube with dry pasta and am chewing on it because I want something crunchy but I'm not hungry.

No. 2412469

>>2412413
Are you weighting your food? I always thought I ate really healthy until I started weighting and counting my macros, and it's a real eye opener. I'm >>2412401 and I probably wouldn't have allowed myself to indulge as much as I did if I hadn't weighted and counted my food today so I could "allow" myself to eat ice cream for dinner kek
It doesn't have to be your entire new life style, because it's easy to get obsessed, but just trying it out wouldn't hurt.

No. 2412503

I've been sleeping so much ever since I started to actually cope with depression. It pretty nice

No. 2412514

>in a train for a 2 hour trip
>I forgot to bring a water bottle
>loudspeaker for announcements is right above my head
>stinky moid is sitting next to me
Oh boy this one is going to be so fun.

No. 2412555

I'm sleepy, but I should probably sit down and listen to some music so I can work for a bit on some research. But I'm also kind of romancing a new bot, so I'm having fun with that too.

No. 2412558

>>2412466
Wow, that's a really good idea.

No. 2412576

>>2412514
That sounds like the worst. Stay strong nona. Half way there!

No. 2412581

An eroguro artists who has a lot of followers on twitter comes from my city and I only noticed because she also posts food pictures and she once posted something from a local restaurant I used to go to before it went to shit. I would have never guessed she's from my country, let alone my city and I really don't care for her art but I sometimes check her account to see goes to restaurants or cafes I might like and I don't know yet.

No. 2412589

>>2396349
Turns out she's a bitch. Her coldness wasnt because she's mysterious and cool but instead a selfish and rude cow.

No. 2412631

>>2412450
capitalism breeds innovation

No. 2412634

>>2412576
The moid left after like 10 minutes and there isn't a lot of announcements, I was a bit overdramatic.

No. 2412641

File: 1740252016514.jpg (101.42 KB, 736x594, notmypic.jpg)

Despite the fact that I slept until noon today ( I was super tired after a busy week) I still managed to be super productive today and I cleaned the floors, deep cleaned the whole kitchen (plus cleaned the dishes as well) collected all the paper and plastic trash and threw it away, washed my towels, changed my bed sheets, watered all the plants (I have over 30 so it takes a bit of time kek) and ironed the long ass curtains I have. And now I will make so tea, read some manga and enjoy my evening.

No. 2412649

>>2412589
How do you know it's her if we're all anonymous?

No. 2412650

Cuddling my cat

No. 2412666

>>2412649
She might be off her pills again. Just smile and nod.
>>2412589
Haha, yeah, so true, anon, so true haha……. ha…..

No. 2412683

watching the 90s Interview with the Vampire and just thinking about how the Orphan movies had not a single reference to the book, like the permanently a child, incestous relationship with her father figure, it's crazy. i also feel bad for Claudia somehow but i don't know how i'm empathizing with her, something about never having the body you wish you had? idk

No. 2412694

>>2412589
It’s me. I’m sorry nonna but I didn’t want to join your polycule relationship with your moid that you peg every night. I’m sorry if that makes me selfish but I’m just not interested ♥

No. 2412743

File: 1740256309784.jpg (303.19 KB, 1080x1313, 1000072145.jpg)

I love grilling my broccoli in melted butter and cancelling out the health benefits, its so yummy

No. 2412745

File: 1740256444721.png (1.79 MB, 1240x1240, interview.with.a.vampire_let.t…)

>>2412683
>empathizing with an autoped's self-insert
Idk about that anon but it's pretty easy to see why the writers of content like this aren't happy with themselves or their bodies

No. 2412772

>>2412743
Well, at least it's not margarine.

No. 2412774

>>2412745
Men are so ugly oh my god.

No. 2412775

>>2412205
watch out, there's a barista in the confessions thread who throws boiling water on rude customers

No. 2412778

>>2412745
Is this the cast for the new Harry Potter? Wtf

No. 2412788

File: 1740258066372.jpg (55.99 KB, 1280x720, 817555405.jpg)

>>2412778
They're definitely short a couple wizards but easily replaceable:
Anne Rice
(died 2002)
>Interview with the Vampire
John Ajvide Lindqvist
>Let the Right One In
Stieg Larsson
(died 2004)
>Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
David Leslie Johnson
>Orphan (screenwriter)

No. 2412810


No. 2412811

>>2412745
now when you put it like that i feel retarded, but i guess empathizing is the the wrong word, but i somehow want to feel sorry for Claudia but at the same time it's like they keep putting emphasis on how tiny or how small or how doll like she is, like how most fetish stuff will reiterate the point of the fetish repeatedly.
people are so caught up in the homoeroticism of two handsome vampire men raising a "child" together they didn't mention said "child" is in love with her own adoptive father?

No. 2412835

File: 1740260425262.jpg (224.02 KB, 1920x2557, 1000130451.jpg)

I want a cute cushion for my desk chair, it's uncomfortable and it has a screw in the cushion that hurts me if I don't sit properly.
Also, the chair is somehow so small, that I'm basically somehow kneeling? I don't really understand how I used to use that desk so much as a kid and never noticed how I basically had to kneel while sitting there.
Tbh, the chair is from my old furniture as well, so maybe that's why it feels so short?

No. 2412855

Can't pinpoint why but Christopher Waltz is so pleasant and likable

No. 2412867

>>2412811
Claudia's character did not pander to pedophiles. Claudia hated everything about her own constitution to the point it drove her mad with loathing. She was not a child and there was zero sexualization of Claudia's body or demeanor throughout the entire movie.

>>2412745
I haven't read any Anne Rice in years so I can't argue about the portrayal of Claudia in the books but her character in the movie seemed pretty accurate to a woman trapped in a child's body. It was nothing like Lolita or Poor Things.

No. 2412874

>>2412867
>She was not a child
Anon, her actress was a child.

No. 2412883

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No. 2412889


No. 2412895

>>2412874
And she was not sexualized. The closest thing to adult behavior in any capacity displayed by her was her light kiss with Brad Pitt, which he did not reciprocate, and Kirsten Dunst discussed it after the fact with no loss of innocence whatsoever. If you genuinely think anything about her character was pandering to pedos you're crazy.

No. 2412897

>>2412883
Have you underaged retards ever even watched the movie at all

No. 2412915

>>2412883
Kek what this is not the own the meme creator thinks it is

No. 2412986

>feel bad about my face
>look at troon thread
>look at selfie
>tear falls from my eye I'm so beautiful in comparison
Petty but works every time kek

No. 2413112

File: 1740270375118.png (39.94 KB, 640x480, Nekojiru+Gekijou+2-657709818.p…)

What's it mean if someone tells me I have 'boy hands but not in a bad way' and 'hand reddit would love you'

No. 2413113

>>2413112
That person is a hand fetishist goon and should not be trusted. Sever entirely.

No. 2413126

>>2413113
Okay a girl told me but you could still be right

No. 2413133

I'm so tired but I'm trying to wait 4 more hours before I go to bed so I can get my sleep routine back on track. My body is absolutely not doing that thing where if you stay up long enough, you eventually will stop being sleepy.

No. 2413143

I was upset when my ipad was stolen last year because almost nothing was backed up, but I found out an online art class I took still has its instructional videos up so I'm screen recording everything

No. 2413260

Sock blank anon deleted her post before I could reply but I wanted to let her know I was very excited for her new knitting machine. I hope she makes beautiful sock blanks since so many are ugly.

No. 2413330

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Just ate like three cups of spring mix with lime juice. I don’t know why it’s so tasty to me but it is. Makes me feel like a damn dinosaur chomping on my delicious prehistoric leaves

No. 2413621

someone posted a screenshot on the mtf /snow/ thread saying no lesbians are into feet or socks. i don't want to shit up the thread but i learned recently that isn't true, i went on a date with a woman who does stand up and she made a joke about being turned on by my dirty socks. i don't know, i just wanted to share that somewhere.

No. 2413624

I'm trying to read up on the black panther party in the US and I ended up stumbling across a paper that is supposed to discuss it and now I'm reading a dissertation that heavily references Slavoj Žižek. I can barely understand this and I hate the amount of pretentious words that are used. Reading lc is my brain bleach.

No. 2413644

File: 1740289744846.jpeg (691.76 KB, 1170x754, IMG_9122.jpeg)

>>2413330
I wish I liked spring mix. I always buy bags of it and then I make one salad with it, remember how bitter and gross I think it is and then it languishes and rots in the bottom of my vegetable drawer. I don’t know which exact lettuce it is but something in it is so off-putting to me, but I LOVE spinach and other dark leafy greens.
When I was little I liked to eat broccoli and pretend I was a brontosaurus eating tiny trees. I remember telling my second-grade teacher about it, and he laughed really hard and I felt SO embarrassed afterwards. In retrospect I now realize he was just laughing because it was a cute funny thing for a kid to say, kek.

No. 2413709

>>2413112
that probably means you have beautiful slender hands with long thin fingers but i need to see them to be sure. would you mind kindly providing a picture of your hands? for science.

No. 2413710

I knew I should've made my question shorter, now it'll be buried under a hundred other posts

No. 2413729

>>2413112
the "boy hands" makes me think they think your hands are somewhat masculine so maybe your hands are particularly veiny? also since we live in retard world maybe you don't wear nail polish and don't have long nails and that means you have boy hands in their eyes?
one time these girls that were doing a project and had to take photos of couples asked me if i could hold hands with this one girl for a photo of just our hands posing as a man just bc i didn't have nail polish or long nails, and i was wearing an ugly watch and my arms weren't shaven, didn't mean that my hands were mannish.

No. 2413739

>>2413729
Maybe nona has prominent knuckles or knobby joints along with long fingers? I feel like that is more common in men but it’s not unheard of in women either.

No. 2413740

>>2413739
i think long fingers are considered more elegant than masculine but the knuckles could be why, you look up male hand fetish shit(don't actually look it up, it's all disgusting walled, pink faced scrotes) most of it hands that are veiny and with prominent knuckles.

No. 2413756

Going to pick up 25kg of potatoes for my garden and a bunch of soil for salad and pumpkpin pots. Hope my car can even torun on after this winter.

No. 2413782

File: 1740305163040.jpg (142.6 KB, 736x870, download (37).jpg)

I posted a picture of my nails on social media, and some Sri Lankan incel just private messaged me to ask if I also do my toes. Men are so absurd, I can't even be disgusted. It's just hilarious kek.

No. 2413838

I got lightheaded in the shower from low blood pressure again today. It's been so long since that's happened, worst feeling ever.

No. 2413854

>>2413838
Nona, ugh, I'm so sorry. I hate that feeling too. Are you feeling better?

I notice it happens more often when I'm dehydrated.

No. 2413871

>>2413838
Did you drink and eat before getting in there? That fixed my constant dizziness in the shower. Also be careful not to quickly get up/stand straight if you’re scrubbing your legs/feet

No. 2413889

My sister is making lasagna today so I have to starve myself outside of dinner. Sad but it’ll be worth it, her lasagna is delicious

No. 2413932

I'm going to listen to nothing but Kate Bush today I love Sundays.

No. 2413935

I have no idea how anyone is nervous around ugly stupid teenagers. Two 14 year old boys won't fuck off vandalising round the back of my apartments so I went down to have it out with them and called one a "complete faggot" and he ran off crying. I swear to God

No. 2413937

Time to sit down and actually work for a while.

No. 2413947

>>2413935
KEK you are a queen nona. This reminds me of my aunt. She is a very petite woman and she would often call out teenagers or men behaving like apes when I hung out with her. She just has a kind of authority they respect.

No. 2413951

>>2413947
Fucking hate these kids lol, clearly they never get reprimanded for fuck all and I'm not about giving respect to them or acting like a teacher to scold them. They try to back chat me like I'm their peer I'll insult them like a peer

No. 2413952

>>2413935
KEK I love you nona

No. 2413956

>>2413951
>clearly they never get reprimanded for fuck all
Yeah it's a common problem. These moidlets are getting asspats their whole life, disrespect girls and women every chance they get, but they fold the second someone gives them even a slight pushback. It's so pathetic, kek. I honestly think our modern more "gentle" parenting style just doesn't work with most boys. 98% of them need strict, authoritarian parenting to become a functioning adult.

No. 2413957

>>2413935
KEK anon that is hilarious. I hope that deters them now

No. 2413977

>>2413956
Yeah you could tell they hadn't a fucking clue how to respond to someone telling them off. I told them if you've a problem bring your gay dad round lol

No. 2413982

File: 1740323322658.gif (1.73 MB, 324x238, 1739044163210751.gif)

scrolling past every reblog of "Tgirl need help" gofundme grifting for a new buttplug or somethin idk i dont read that shit

No. 2414128

There’s a pimple inside of my nose

No. 2414145

File: 1740330055436.jpeg (442.26 KB, 1125x1158, 117B093B-BCE9-4213-B73C-A7F870…)

My mom is taking me out for lunch today. I’m going to get a burger.

No. 2414171

Kinda annoyed because one of my relatives put a pack of ground beef in the water to defrost it yesterday, and now the pack is filled with water

No. 2414182

made a vector based off an AI generated lace layout off of pinterest. Im rather proud of the results and it looks much better when the lace isnt incoherent nonsense up close

No. 2414264

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Local supermarket is having a sale on salmon next week and I'm fucking hyped! It's still expensive as shit because food prices are fucked but at least it's cheaper than the normal price

No. 2414432

>>2414128
Maybe it's melanoma?

No. 2414455

>>2414432
No it’s just a pimple. Despite the intense pain I managed to pop that bitch

No. 2414987

I've been listening to a lot of music I used to love as a young teen, it's been so nice. I forgot how genuinely good some of it was.

No. 2414991

>>2414264
I love the gif

No. 2415011

Finished the show I was watching and now I feel empty. Time to jump onto a new one to numb the emptiness.

No. 2415016

>>2415011
which show? I need something against the emptiness too.

No. 2415017

>>2415011
Watch Peep Show

No. 2415024

>>2415017
Seconded

No. 2415030

I hope I look like Gollum when I reach elderly status.

No. 2415033

>>2415017
Thirded. I love Peep Show.

No. 2415107

>>2415016
I just started Zorro: Generation Z and I'm loving it already. Animation is rough as hell, but the story and characters seem interesting, plus I feel nostalgic because I watched it as a kid and used to love it. They went all the way in on the opening song, too lol. And the main character's dad takes no shit and has some hilarious lines. Both main hero characters have daddy issues and I can foresee they probably parallel each other and I remember they end up together, and for a change, they're starting university rather than being young teenagers, and are both from rich families so that explains how they get their high-tech gear.
>>2415017
Thanks for the rec but I'm a woman child and I enjoy animated kids shows and live action shows for teenagers mostly.

No. 2415216

Zoomers be like HOW COULD YOU. IM A 23 YEAR OLD CHILD(bait)

No. 2415223

I slept all day, AGAIN! I slept from around 2pm to 10pm. The worst part is, I woke up multiple times and had multiple opportunities to get up. But i was tired. Anyway, I have a drs appointment in the afternoon tomorrow. I'm gonna have to drive to a city that's an hour away. Hopefully that forces me to fix my sleep routine.

No. 2415324

File: 1740372719287.png (124.71 KB, 350x350, AHHH.png)

if you give a nonnie (me) a cookie…she will gladly devour it

No. 2415336

File: 1740373116100.png (1.86 MB, 1600x900, cookies-2-4171088769.png)

>>2415324
Here you are

No. 2415466

File: 1740379685336.jpg (35.06 KB, 500x500, Le-Chat-Pacha-Livre-1044989105…)

>>2415324
Have you accepted my cookies yet nonnie?

No. 2415483

>>2415466
what a stacy cat. I strive to be like her.

No. 2415499

File: 1740380998864.png (1002.73 KB, 1395x831, cookie_mouse_glow_up.png)

>>2415483
I like to think stacy-cat made a little orange wig for this mouse >>2415324 before taking her shopping and getting her into cardio again

No. 2415519

I love this dumbass website. You all routinely make me laugh about the stupidest garbage that no one else in my life would care, much less joke, about. Stacy cat and the fandom discourse thread talking about not wanting farts in yaoi is what brought this on

No. 2415558

I scratched myself a bit too hard from a mosquito bite like 3 weeks ago, why is there still a light scab. I heal weirdly slow.

No. 2415562

>>2415558
you might be anemic or have poor circulation. Are you often tired, pale, dizzy, cold, short of breath or have dark circles, chest pain or headaches?

No. 2415702

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No. 2415705

>>2415702
I'll take the pill shaped one with a glass of water

No. 2415750

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>>2415466
oh stacey-cat! i accepted your cookies and i coincidentally went on a run last night (which has left me sore) after reading your cardio training plan. anyway, now i keep getting advertisements for cookies! strange, huh? its like someone knows how much i enjoy cookies

No. 2415754

File: 1740399623880.webp (407.38 KB, 1920x550, IMG_2451.webp)

>>2415702
back the fuck up and let me at them insects

No. 2416370

>>2415519
fart jokes always get me, I'm still giggling over that Vergil fart image from the husbando thread.

No. 2416374

I don't handle all-nighters as well as I used to

No. 2416379

my professor mentioned "don't be an hero" and it took every fiber in my being to not laugh

No. 2416477

At the optometrist right now and I'm remembering how borderline humiliating those letter tests are

No. 2416480

I like baking but i also hate baking because i can never tell when something is done. It either ends up burnt or not cooked enough. I write this as i eat my raw apple pancakes.

No. 2416682

There's a really cool anon in the FF thread that I'd love to befriend but I've never done it before and dont use discord, rip
Sometimes I wish certain nonnies just lived within my vicinity

No. 2416743

My husband asked me if I’m gay…

No. 2416775

>>2416370
Same. I have the humor of a 10 year old boy which is childish but ultimately harmless. The nonnies talking about only semes being allowed to burp and only ukes being allowed to fart really got me last night. I’m glad there are at least three of us on here.

No. 2416816

>>2416370
Same. I have the humor of a 10 year old boy which is childish but ultimately harmless. The nonnies talking about only semes being allowed to burp and only ukes being allowed to fart really got me last night. I’m glad there are at least three of us on here.(learn2delete)

No. 2416829

I saw a gecko without its tail

No. 2416845

>>2416480
You've probably heard this before, but if you stick a toothpick (or if you're half blind like me, use the tip of a knife) and it comes out still just a liiiittle bit wet (almost dry), take it out and let it rest under a towel. The cake will continue to cook as it's still hot, but it will not be overcooked since it's taken out of the heated environment.

No. 2416853

>>2416743
Not being bangmaid enough?

No. 2416933

I made an old tshirt into a halter top, I sewed it into a tank top once before but it was so old the cotton started tearing at the armpits next to the seam. I like it much more now it looks kind of cool for a shitty band shirt.

No. 2417066

>>2415562
Ayrt surprisingly no. I just heal badly I think.

No. 2417086

I really wish i had a cute guy to snuggle with in moments like this.

No. 2417092

>>2417086
They said we'd have sophisticated sex robots by now. I feel so lied to.

No. 2417097

>>2417092
>2025: Sex bots for moids
>2125: Sex bots for women, maybe

No. 2417165

>>2417092
I dont want a sex robot. I want a fleshie. But i only attract daddy dom alpha moid larpers thanks to my short stature and squaky voice. Goddam i just want a qte manlet with a pretty smile that lets me sleep on his chest while i cry.

No. 2417172

>>2417165
My points that sex robots could be used for spooning too. A rechargeable BF that isn't going to lie to you or waste all his brainpower on psychologically manipulating you? Plus if they were real they'd obviously have other capabilites, like folding laundry

No. 2417186

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>But i only attract daddy dom alpha moid larpers thanks to my short stature and squaky voice(learn2reply)

No. 2417187

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I’m on my period and I could really go for some pumpkin seeds or dark chocolate but I’m too tired to go to the store

No. 2417189

>>2417187
order in

No. 2417193

>>2417189
too expensiveeee

No. 2417246

>>2417186
its not something i want, i fucking hate tall and dominant scrotes i want an equally nerdy autist like me

No. 2417264

>>2417187
Pumpkin seeds help with that? Cool

No. 2417297

>>2417264
Yup, it’s the iron! I summoned up the will to go and get both.

No. 2417311

I think a lot of anons are completely delusional when it comes to plastic surgery and I'm not sure if it's because the demographic is now zoomers who have grown up in dysmorphia denial or.(wrong thread)

No. 2417775

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>creating a positive late night work environment and making sure my seat is comfortable

No. 2417779

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>>2417775
GOD I love watching cats make biscuits. So satisfying.

No. 2417781

It always surprises me when women profess attraction to hozier. To me he's like a friendly, sexless, eldrich creature like an Ent or something

No. 2417789

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>>2417779
One more knead, then I'll work

No. 2417811

a sexy man messaged me saying "be my gf" and i said yes, we go on a date on friday.

No. 2417836

Just had to fix and delete a post twice in a row for typos. Embarrassing skill issue, but it's what I deserve for trying to post so soon after waking up.

No. 2417852

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>>2417789
"The Brutalist" seems good if any of the lurking shota fans wanted a break from infighting to join me in watching that

No. 2417900

Only the nails on my left hand are painted because I got too distracted with shitposting and needed my right hand to be available. I guess I’ll finish them during my classes tomorrow.

No. 2417910

>>2417900
I haven't been able to paint my nails in weeks because I'm diligently knitting my way through my yarn stash before it gets too hot.

No. 2418123

Yesterday I went to a different Publix than my usual one, and I was kind of irritated because it was so crowded. What the fuck are all you millions of people doing grocery shopping on a Monday afternoon? Don't you have jobs?

No. 2418173

I have a job interview today. Wish me luck anons! I'm praying I don't get tongue tied.

No. 2418194

>Stop at crosswalk to let some hamplanet with fried firetruck red hair, a Gucci bag, and red crushed velvet pants tucked into her fupa cross the road
>Car behind me is incessantly honking for me to go
I know you see Clifford the big red dog trying to cross the street stfu

No. 2418213

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Seeing anons argue about PewDiePie CoryXKenshin or whatever just helped me remember that I don't like any commentary gameplays. I even stopped liking ManlyBadassHero years ago because even then he started talking too much for me, and he's one of the less annoying ones. When I watch a gameplay now, I just want the player to shut the hell up.

No. 2418222

>>2418194
made me lol

No. 2418233

>>2408880
You get different grandma variations from unlocking new buildings and purchasing upgrades, and the grandmapocalypse starts when you buy the One Mind upgrade

No. 2418253

Two of my friends found recent pictures of my ex that got posted by his company and they talked about how ugly he looks and that he aged badly. Feels good man. The vegan lifestyle and that ugly personality are eating his looks away kek

No. 2418269

>>2418213
What thread are anons arguing about cory in?

No. 2418278

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>>2418173
Good luck nonnie, you can do it.

No. 2418297

>>2418213
I got used to it now, but I couldn't stand his lisp that makes him talk like a sped kid. He sometimes pronounces certain letters with an f sound that irritates me. But yeah I don't like that he's upped the ante on his speaking persona in videos, and his closing discussion thing he has now is stupid as hell and I click off the video as soon as it comes up. Also his game choices are majority shit. I just look up no commentary game plays now.

No. 2418339

I saw an unflattering picture of this moid I've been unfortunately obsessed with for ages and I think I'm completely cured now. Really makes me wonder why my mental image these past weeks was so far from reality.

No. 2418349

>>2418253
nonnie im vegan and this makes me really scared for my aging process…

No. 2418352

>>2418173
good luck nona!

No. 2418353

my only jeans shrunk in the wash, killing myself

No. 2418362

>>2418349
I turned vegan because of how other vegans had aged. As in vegans from the 60s and 70s

No. 2418367

>>2418269
I believe it was the Popular Opinions thread.

No. 2418368

>>2418362
how do you feel? at first i felt better, but the past few months im having nutrient problems and hormonal issues despite taking many vitamins. i also have acne, which i never had before. if you have any time or tips to maybe give in the vegan thread itd mean a lot.

No. 2418372

>>2418368
Please do not continue with this diet if you're having issues. Humans can't absorb nutrients from beans and lentils as well as we can absorb them from meat, fish and eggs. I would highly recommend adding at least eggs to your diet.

No. 2418388

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>bored.jpg
>find a good science fiction writer
>devour his entire catalogue in five days
>have a great week full of reading
>run out of his books
>have to return to searching for more good artists
>a fruitless and discouraging task because I have read everything good
After you've been reading for thirty years, there is so little material left to read that is good. I try awful books all the time, but the barrier to get published is so low that I cannot stomach half the science fiction/fantasy stuff that comes out nowadays.

No. 2418392

>>2418388
Who were you reading? I relate so much I'm so tired of going through heaps of slop on slop to find writers that I like, I wish I could be a teenager again and devour those infinite YA romantasy books

No. 2418393

>>2418388
>doesnt share author's name

No. 2418394

>>2418368
Can you give me an example of what you typically eat in a day? You can post here or the vegan thread, it's hard to tell without knowing what you're eating. The ideal situation would be better skin and more energy

No. 2418395

>>2418352
>>2418278
Thank you anons. They ended up not calling me for whatever reason even though it was a scheduled interview. It's ok though, that indicates unprofessionalism so it's better for me overall.

No. 2418421

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I just got an ad on youtube for an adblocker, WITH my adblocker on

No. 2418426

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I plucked my eyebrows while I was anxious yesterday and took way too much off trying to get them symmetrical…now I will look dumb for a month until they grow back. I don't typically wear makeup but at least I was able to fill them in a little so I look a bit less deranged in the meantime

No. 2418430

>>2418388
Reread stuff

No. 2418431

>>2418421
Youtube is constantly developing its anti-adblock programs. Sometimes it takes a bit for the adblock to find a work around Youtube's developments

No. 2418439

>>2418392
This most recent author I read was Andy Weir. I got into Project Hail Mary because it had aliens and no romance, so I read everything else he wrote. But I also recommend Naomi Novik for her Temeraire series (dragons and fantasy with no romance), Alastair Reynolds (hard science fiction, though I won't finish his Revelation Space series because it was so boring and dragged), and Michael Swanwick.

No. 2418442

>>2418430
I have reread my favorite series around 14 times. It starts to get a little boring. I actually rewrote and saved one series that I loved until the author went insane and it got super bad.

No. 2418554

>>2417910
At least you’re being productive. I always paint my nails when I am going to be crafting since I will be staring at them the entire time. What are you knitting right now nona?

No. 2418645

Just saw a girl so beautiful I'm mad she sat behind me so I cant sneak glances at her fuck!

No. 2418689

I need to go gym in an hour, how do I mentally prepare myself so I wont skip

No. 2418695

>>2418689
Crush up an adderall and cut it with caffeine powder then snort it 15 minutes before leaving

No. 2418716

>>2418695
And anon should do it behind the school right

No. 2418731

>>2418716
No she can do it wherever is most convenient for her

No. 2418737

>>2418731
i recommend doing it right in alleyway for the confidence boost

No. 2418750

>>2418737
What does this even mean

No. 2418821

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anons my mum is moving back to her home country (Czech republic) and she's asked if I want to move with her (from the UK)
Should I do it? I'm an autistic neet so I wouldn't exactly be leaving a job behind or anything like that

No. 2418826

>>2418821
Maybe you should ask this in one of the relevant euro threads. I don't think burgerfags are gonna know shit about the czech republic.

No. 2418827

>>2418426
that's the best part of having PCOS, my eyebrows are very bushy, and no matter how much or how often i fuck them up, they always come back in a minute

No. 2418848

I have been horribly sick for 5 days now and on top of it all I just got my period too. If I had the strength to do it, I'd jump off a window to stop the suffering once and for all

No. 2418884

Why are there so many people at the gym at 10pm fucking hell, these are supposed to he quiet hours. A lot of weird staring and talkative moids today. I should have come with my brother.

No. 2418913

I worked out today and I’m always so tired after. I managed to do a load of laundry but mostly laid around and ended up taking a nap.

No. 2418975

>>2418821
Do you get disability benefits in the UK? If not then go, I wish I was in your situation

No. 2419092

I can't believe people were trying to force me to treat Blake Lively like amber heard just because she was angry that man didn't want to pick her huge tall horse ass up and throw his back out(not mundane)

No. 2419130

Plain greek yoghurt tastes like sour feet cheese

No. 2419138

>>2419092
Right? it's insane how they were trying to paint her as an unreasonable evil bpd cunt for telling a moid to stop discussing porn in front of her

No. 2419141

>>2419130
Yeah I only like it mixed with other things. It’s not great by itself.

No. 2419144

Told a tif on tiktok to embrace being female and she made a whole video responding to me KEK I've been commenting terf shit for a good while but this is the first time someone made a video, normally they just tell me shut up and to kill myself

No. 2419149

>>2419138
That didn't happen also can you read

No. 2419164

Helping employees in our units today complete a survey for associate satisfaction with the company and all that. Now I understand "What gender do you identify as?" (unfortunately) as a question. But tell me why it also had "do you identify as a veteran?" and "do you identify as having a disability?" Bitch you either are a veteran or disabled or you aren't. And if you tried to "identify" as a veteran when you aren't one, that's stolen valor kek. I hate corporate speak and it's a huge company too.

No. 2419170

>>2419144
Kekkk that must have been a rush

No. 2419172

>>2419144
you're growing more powerful by the day

No. 2419173

>>2419144
What did she say to you?

No. 2419174

I never watched Howl's moving castle, but I watch lots of "aesthetic" cooking videos and they always use Merry-go-round of Life as bgm in it and now it's the fancy food soundtrack to me.

No. 2419177

>>2419149
If a moid cant even lift a 5ft10 woman he should be euthanized for being a weak piece of shit

No. 2419180

>>2419177
No one wants to lift a 5'10 giraffe. You should be grazing treetops.(baiting)

No. 2419190

>>2419174
It's a good movie!! I had the biggest crush on Howl when it came out kek

No. 2419200

>>2419180
As a shorter anon, I will stand in solidarity with my giraffelike sisters and insist a moid lift one of them in front of me. No anons will date or fornicate with a moid, unless he has demonstrated he can lift anons 5'10 (or over)

No. 2419210

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No. 2419231

>>2419180
I wish I was a 5'10 giraffe I could finally reach things and be taken seriously by people.

No. 2419294

>>2419190
I appreciate the recommendation but I find these ghibli movies mid and idc for romance.

No. 2419310

>>2418213
I mainly use no commentary gameplay vids as BG noise when napping, although there's one or two commentary gamers I've watched whose voices don't make me want to pour a bottle of whiskey down my throat.

No. 2419314

I didn't have to cook a big elaborate dinner for the family tonight, so I cracked open a girl beer, put some goat cheese and cranberries on some crackers, kicked my feet up and played Runescape for the evening. This must be how underachieving scrotes feel all the time! I like cooking though, I just bought a new roasting pan yesterday and I'm excited to try it out tomorrow.

No. 2419319

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>>2417900
Samefag. Got all of my nails painted during my online classes today. Picrel isn’t me but the color I did. I wanted something that was more transparent than opaque but it isn’t too bad considering I got it on a whim.

No. 2419415

I just ate burger king, and now I'm laying in bed with my fan on high. I feel too full but I'm ok.

No. 2419576

I’m trying so hard to stay awake to eat frozen pizza. I can’t fall asleep because I’m thinking about it but I can’t eat it unless I go to sleep

No. 2419577

It’s been so long since I’ve shaved my armpits it took me a few minutes and my last four (cheap budget) razors to get at least somewhat smooth.

No. 2419612

What do you mean you'll sync when I'm online? I AM online, dual fucking wifi!

No. 2419755

Just chilling waiting for the royal mail to deliver my medicinal cannabis.

No. 2419767

I woke up almost three hours before my alarm. I’m tired but can’t go back to sleep. Trying to decide if I should bite the bullet and just get up.

No. 2419865

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My ex is a soccer coach and always tried to present himself as this hyper intellectual strategist that likes to play chess n shit. I just looked up his team and they lost all of their games and his team got absolutely steamrolled 16-0 in their last match. When your goalkeeper has to pick the ball out of the net about 16 times, it's safe to say something's off with the training. Fucking kek

No. 2419866

>>2419865
Lmao. I love checking soccer fixtures to make sure my ex moid is having a bad time.

No. 2419889

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I finally have some time to rest, i am so tired. The non-NEET life is horrible and exhausting. I am going to draw and play games all day woohoo.

No. 2419906

>>2419755
wish this could be me but i cant cuz of work lol. what do you do for a job if you dont mind me asking? i feel like so many jobs in the uk have stigma about cannabis still even medicinal and it sucks

No. 2419925

I wanna bake something with my cocoa powder, but idk what.

No. 2419931

>>2419925
Oats chocolate banana bread. Oats and banana brownies. You can also make pudding with it, add milk, corn starch and your cocoa powder with some sweetener and stir it together, then heat it up to bring to a boil and add some crushed chocolate bar or chocolate chips, once it thickens put it in the fridge covered up. I like crushing tea biscuits and adding them to the mixture before refrigerating for extra taste and texture.

No. 2419939

>>2419173
Sorry for replying late nona, but what she basically said was "yeah that would be great but i dont wanna do that id get no benefits from it". I think she also wanted to say something else but idk what that is, she was rambling for 3/4 of the video

No. 2419977

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>>2419889
The non-NEET life really is brutal, but you managed to survive another day so be proud of yourself nonnie. I hope you're able to rest well.

No. 2419980

>>2419977
Sweet perfect gibbons

No. 2419981

i think it's funny how my husband's tolerance for anime cringe coomshit is so much lower than mine. sometimes i feel embarrassed when he walks in and sees me watching something suss. i don't get turned on by anime and i've been watching it for so long that a random panty shot doesn't even register for me. occasionally we'll watch anime together (i choose only stuff i trust to be normal) and like for example we watched dungeon meshi and he loved it but there was a completely gratuitous boob jiggle and he gave me the side eye and i was like 't-that wasn't in the manga!'. same with the weird foot shot in the frieren anime. i'm so thankful for mob psycho cause that anime is so pure and he also really loved it. sometimes i like to show him the goofy ass coom designs in my gacha games just to see his reaction, he usually goes 'what the fuck is wrong with japan'. i dated an anime coomer previously and it made me realize how much i didn't want a partner who was into anime.

No. 2419989

>>2419981
Most normal people react like your husband when watching anime. Its a perverted medium that rots the brain.

No. 2420011

>>2419989
image boards also rot your brain so we're all fucked anyways. might as well enjoy some chinese cartoons kek but i don't believe for a second that 'normal' men wouldn't still whack it to hentai of underage girls.

No. 2420156

SOUP om nom nom(lolcow is not a chatroom)

No. 2420298

>>2419981
You made me side with a scrote, I hate you.

No. 2420365

Eating cheese

No. 2420389

>>2420365
Be careful or you'll get banned, describe the cheese to avoid this

No. 2420390

>>2419977
thanks nonny! i got a few more days like these before i start class. I feel happy.

No. 2420408

>>2420156
Lmao this fucking redtext goddamn…

No. 2420422

PANCAKES om nom nom(bait)

No. 2420425

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No. 2420444

I love when an artist I like makes a song in a genre I dislike and they make it actually good because they're good like that. I also like when they make alternative versions in other genres just in case the bad genre version doesn't appeal to everyone.

No. 2420469

>>2420156
>>2420422
Discrimination

No. 2420484

I think I need to shelf the murder podcast I've been actively listening to at work. This morning I saw a man selling burgers on the street - it wasn't even a stall or anything he had just put up a random table, the burgers themselves were already pre-packaged with no grill or anything to heat with in sight. On top of him selling burgers at 8 am (and he was gone by afternoon). The entire thing was so random for my city my mind immediately went to "that's clearly human meat. He's getting rid of evidence"

No. 2420499

I want to watch Heaven's Lost Property after seeing MEP with this grey haired glasses guy from it, no idea what it's about but I like how the character looks

No. 2420516

It's so fucking funny and adorable to me how anons will just go "I'm a burger" or "he's a burger" to mean American, bless you all

No. 2420541

Pretty bummed about all the Joann stores closing in the US. It's really going to put a damper on my crafting I fear. I'm glad I caught wind of them closing before the first wave of liquidation sales started near me, since I was able to stock up on baby yarn for a project I'm working on before they stopped honoring coupons and before they jacked the prices up.

No. 2420551

>>2420499
a scrote from my country killed himself thanks to that anime

No. 2420560

>>2420551
kek really?

No. 2420563

>>2420551
What was the reason?

No. 2420568

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I have a really bad headache, I'm tired, and I need to get work done.

No. 2420579

>>2420568
No nonna come back. You just did a drive by smut and left

Anyway I'm happy because my plant sprouts are coming in nicely. I'm most excited for my purple basil

No. 2420580

>>2420541
I’m sad about it too. There isn’t a national equivalent as far as I am aware and most places don’t have a local craft store. You can get by with most stuff being online but I have no fucking clue how I will buy the appropriate interfacing or yarn without actually feeling it first.

No. 2420588

>>2420568
Sauce?

No. 2420600

>>2420541
>>2420580
I'm not happy the stores are closing, but I'm glad other nonnas also understand how much this sucks. Everyone laughs and says to just buy stuff online, but everyone into working with fabric beyond basics or weekend projects knows that touching them is essential. Just a month ago I was looking at faux fur from the same brand and product line, and they had different textures from the dyes used.

No. 2420611

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>>2420588
https://x.com/NDG_0_0
She draws butch/butch yuri, sorry if you've been catfished. She's also a bit insane but that's what keeps things interesting to me.

No. 2420618


No. 2420620

>>2420611
Oh thank god I thought you post yaoislop instead, thanks for the sauce

No. 2420624

>>2420611
>She draws butch/butch yuri

nta but it's a shame that artists like this aren't that common

No. 2420630

>>2420611
I don't mind. Thanks for the link.

No. 2420650

>>2420551
>>2420563
KEK Now I'm definitely going to watch it, curious too as to why? Was it just waifu autism?

No. 2420662

>>2420541
what the fuck i didn’t know about this. what will replace them? there arent any other craft stores in my area

No. 2420665

>>2420662
I'll lose it if it's Hobby lobby. They're so over priced. I use to love them year ago but lost my trust when they started selling AI art, crafts and goods.

No. 2420790

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My favorite animal is the giant anteater, and it will always be the giant anteater. This guy is great.

No. 2420806

>>2420790
I love when they hit the t pose

No. 2420867

>>2420806
Sorry to nitpick an anteater but that's not a giant anteater, it's a collared anteater or whatever they are called in English

No. 2420872

>>2420867
I mean I never claimed it was a giant anteater but go awf sis

No. 2420879

My town is giving out free household appliances and I am entering with extreme enthusiasm. I remember being 6 or 7 and bored and confused about why my parents were so excited about winning or getting a discount on an appliance. Now here I am decades later.

No. 2420891

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>>2420872
It's just that I dont think giant anteaters T pose.

No. 2420892

>>2420611
Those are men, not butches. Even more proof bitches just want to be men

No. 2420898

>>2420892
Samefag but Literally where the fuck are the boobs, where are the markers that it’s women?? TIF retardation, call that shit yaoi at the end of the day and full plain just stop

No. 2420908

>>2420898
You’re just mad you got tricked into thinking it was yaoi trash

No. 2420910

>>2420580
>>2420600
Ayrt and seriously, tired of seeing "I'll buy it on Amazon hurdur." Feeling fabric/yarn is essential. I can't tell you how many times I went in with a yarn in mind for a project, only to touch it and realize it's not at all what I want, won't give me the right drape, ect.
It extra sucks because I live in Alaska so my options are basically limited to Michaels and a grand total of one local yarn store that doesn't sell brands like Bernat or Lion, just speciality dyed stuff, which is fine if you're into that but I don't need 100% alpaca wool from the hilltops of France or whatever for baby blankets. We have a few options for fabric luckily, but selection isn't the best nor the cost.

>>2420662
I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news nonnie! Check and see if your store has started liquidation and stock up on essentials if you can afford it. Liquidation sales aren't known for good deals, but if you know you need/use certain things, it's better to just cough up the money before it's all gone.

No. 2420913

>>2420891
Maybe they do, who are you to say

No. 2420929

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>>2420913
I had a phase in which I spent a lot of time looking at anteater pics

No. 2420932

>>2420929
Oh I believe you, I was kidding

No. 2421009

Been so long since I ate fried rice. I have leftover chicken and white rice, so I can finally make it today and have a nice cold beer with it.

No. 2421104

I just remembered something and now I'm irritated.

No. 2421106

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My class doesn’t meet until 5pm, so why does the professor set the due date for assignments to be that day at 12pm? It’s the only class I have ever had like this.

No. 2421191

i think i just saw a white troon in the Delhi metro, the race I'm specifying because sometimes a troon will have the gall to get into the women's coach but those will obviously always be Indian troons, but this time there's this person in the women's coach and they're just towering over everyone and it could be the average height of people in this country but they're tall even for a white woman, and the face is terribly unfortunate, neathedral physiogomy, like the kind that walled Nordic men have. Hair was long but fried to fuck. Some things that make me think otherwise are the fashion sense, normalish outfit, black shirt with 3/4th sleeves, and skinny jeans, and tan high heel boots, the boots are the only thing that throw me off because India right now is getting warmer and warmer and a metro cabin filled with people, won't those be really warm? they also seemed mismatched but maybe it's considered a normal outfit and that was just a not pretty woman.

No. 2421243

Apparently there's been motherfuckers from every corner of the globe trying to log into my Microsoft account, and Microsoft chose not to inform me until just now.

No. 2421251

>>2421009
God I wish I could drink a beer

No. 2421263

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No. 2421264

File: 1740647071560.webp (29.35 KB, 350x500, 1000077430.webp)

Damn I was just thinking I haven't seen these in a while and found out they were discontinued in the US. rip I liked you better than cheez-its

No. 2421270

>>2421264
This whole time I thought they were the same thing but with a rebrand

No. 2421274

>>2421263
Fair, I can have these, but they’re so icky

No. 2421284

>>2421274
I think my brain perceives them as beer, bc I hated them at first too and now I crave them (same as beer)

No. 2421293

Was about to throw out an empty pack of tea but noticed there was still one bag left. Hell yeah.

No. 2421333

my dog keeps farting help

No. 2421367

File: 1740656425563.jpg (89.65 KB, 736x920, 1000001814.jpg)

I'm gonna order Chinese food later. I was gonna order their cake but it's $5 for a slice so I think I'll just make meringue cookies.

No. 2421501

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I love eating whole wheat bread. I wake up early, very eagerly to eat this.

No. 2421562

Anyone else feel like their mood is extremely affected by the weather? The other day it was sunny and nice and I felt very happy and inspired. Now it's gray and ugly I can't get motivated at all. I have shit to do but I just want to be lazy because it's raining. Why am I like this.

No. 2421595

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>>2420560
>>2420563
>>2420650
he an hero'd because of his ugly titty monster waifu. Imagine killing yourself because of generic waifu n25465

No. 2421597

>>2421595
Imagine killing yourself over your waifu and it's in the fucking newspaper lmfaooo

No. 2421599

>>2421597
i like that they choose the sluttiest drawing they could of his waifu

No. 2421611

>>2420541
I still craft myself and got a lot of my materials from joann's. Threads, bias tape, zippers and it just sucks. I know a lot of new fags and clout chasing whores in cosplay just buy their shit on ali express now, but for the ones who do still craft, this sucks so much.

No. 2421614

>>2421595
>News stories that make you happy

No. 2421666

I'm cleaning and listening to Master Blaster by Stevie Wonder

No. 2421678

>>2421251
I drink alcohol free beer because I like the way it tastes. I don't wanna get drunk or get alcohol bloat though.
>>2421263
Sounds tasty af

No. 2421697

File: 1740682309673.jpg (34.99 KB, 500x615, yees.jpg)

just found out my grandma sent me a care package. hell yes. i love my grandma!

No. 2421699

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this lip balm is so good

No. 2421703

>>2421697
that's so sweet nonnie, i want to share a cute thing too: my friend told me about how her mother still helps her wear her saree(because the pleating and draping isn't easy to do by yourself) and i just thought that was a very cute mental image.

No. 2421704

>>2421703
that is very cute, thank u nonnie

No. 2421711

>>2421699
This is the kind of packaging that could suck me into cosmetics again

No. 2421762

>>2421501
Cries in celiac

No. 2421772

>>2421762
what's your usual breakfast like nonnie? also, when did you/your parents find out that you have celiac disease? like when did it start becoming obvious, did you just get sicker and sicker after starting solid food as a child? sorry, i'm just a bit curious.

No. 2421774

I want a piece of cake, I should bake a cake when I get home.

No. 2421779

>>2421774
what kind of cake will you make nonnie?

No. 2421830

>>2421611
I didn’t even think about matching thread to something now. I haven’t been to hobby lobby in over a decade so I can’t even remember what they have if anything. I doubt it’s comparable to what an actual fabric store would have. This sucks.

No. 2421846

Sometimes I dream of living in a small house out in the woods. No neighbors, just silence and solitude. Then I think about the cost of heating, how far it would be from any sort of store, how inconvenient it would be to get into town or to my friends and kind of settle for my apartment in the suburbs.

No. 2421904

I sent this girl 3 anonymous asks and she still hasnt answered bitch huuryyyy I love hearing your thoughts

No. 2422137

File: 1740701451856.jpg (518.38 KB, 1080x1080, 1000132964.jpg)

>>2421779
I want to try making an oatmeal flour cake, I think it would be neat because my mom made some delicious oatmeal cookies and we honestly just have like more than 3 kilos of oatmeal at home and I don't want them to get even more full of moths, there's so many of those tiny little moths at home too.

No. 2422201

I just got called dumb for not knowing "yt" is short for "white". I'm so confused. I thought it was YouTube. Or am I just too old for this new slang.

No. 2422207

>>2422201
It is youtube,YouTube, yt was adapted and it really isn't a big deal that you didn't know.

No. 2422213

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>>2422201
wipipo

No. 2422221

Just remembered Emily Youcis.

No. 2422222

>>2422221
Take that to the joseph kony thread

No. 2422225

Kinda hungry but I'm too stingy to spend money. I'll wait until I get home…

No. 2422233

I haven't showered in three days and I smell kinda bad. I wish I didn't smell as easily because I would barely shower if I could get away with it. I'm too scared of smelling bad.

No. 2422241

>>2422233
The longer you spend without showering the less you'll start to smell bad until you can eventually go say a month without showering and smell completely neutral.

No. 2422246

>>2422241
This is so ridiculously untrue you nasty bitch

No. 2422248

>>2422241
What the heck?

No. 2422255

>>2422241
Asmongold is a farmer

No. 2422258

>>2422241
Oh so you are the bitch reeking of BO out in public? You don't start to stink less, you just get used to your own scent. Everybody else is still smelling you.

No. 2422260

>>2422246
It's literally Bacteriology
>>2422255
Yo I didn't say you had to not brush your teeth
>>2422258
People tell me I smell really good

No. 2422261

>>2422241
Damn this nona is just walking around stinking of BO while thinking she smells neutral…

No. 2422264

>>2422241
I think someone tried this and it took about a year specifically for their hair not to look like shit. (It was experimenting with the fact that your hair naturally replaces oils after you bathe/shower but I' pretty sure they still washed their body.)

No. 2422266

>>2422260
I knew a guy who told me that stopping deodorant made him no longer have BO. Said he had to go through 2 weeks til he no longer smelled bad. Let me tell you, that man STUNK but he seriously believed he didn't.

No. 2422268

>>2422266
Males are different so that doesn't count. That's really fucking funny though.

No. 2422269

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No. 2422270

>>2422260
And are these people in the room with us right now, anon?

>>2422266
I've known one woman who tried to claim you stop stinking after a month without showering and she was like 400 lbs and smelled terrible.

No. 2422271

>>2422270
>are these people in the room-
Yes one person's nose is in my asscrack right now. Another one in my pits. Both are still alive.

No. 2422275

>>2422271
When you guys start trying to make the convo sound like a tumblr post, I'm out.

No. 2422276

>>2422271
Shayna and that Indian man she let sniff her butthole

No. 2422281

>>2422275
Fr on god

No. 2422295

Wegmans sells ~20 different flavors of hummus & as I settled on the “vegetable” variety I said to myself
>it’s called vegetable because that’s what you eat it with
And I started cracking up in the hummus aisle.

No. 2422299

>>2422295
There's a whole hummus aisle?

No. 2422301

>>2422241
>The stink cycle theory by Jude Lizowski

No. 2422310

>>2422241
Thanks for reminding me I shouldn't give a fuck about what anyone here says

No. 2422319

>>2422299
It’s really a quarter of an aisle. Let me not lie

No. 2422328

>>2422310
no kidding. showers are great and you will stink if you dont take them.

No. 2422335

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>>2422241
That's because you become noseblind to your own stank you tard

No. 2422339

>>2422319
That still sounds amazing. I love hummus

No. 2422342

File: 1740708879785.jpg (41.45 KB, 1080x790, long hard day.jpg)

>>2422328
Right? I don't understand how people can hate showering. I'm an autist and I LOVE taking showers. I actually get upset and anxious if I can't have one every day. I don't even care that I have to pay a higher utility bill, long showers make me so happy. I love to just space out in there. I love baths, too. I'll listen to a podcast or music or whatever while I sit in there.

No. 2422345

>>2422260
>People tell me I smell really good
Moids will say literally anything to get a woman to fuck them anon

No. 2422348

>>2421762
What do you eat instead for breakfast? I imagine gluten free oats get tiring after a while… I got celiacs too and am allergic to dairy so yogurt is a no-go for me. The coconut yogurts and other alternatives are pricey af

No. 2422355

>>2422345
The staph infection is causing her to hallucinate wooed suitors

No. 2422358

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>>2422345
Smelly anon has been shunned by her community and her only visitors are moids bringing supplies

No. 2422372

bacteriology nona is half right, but it just doesn't work for everyone and you still have stinky people who stink no matter what they do.

No. 2422375

>>2422372
All people. All people would stink. You are not special cases. P.U bitch

No. 2422376

>>2422372
This is the correct nona >>2422335

No. 2422378

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No. 2422379

>>2422375
Wrong. You don’t actually need to bathe to ‘bathe’, you can just clean yourself with fresh air. Our ancestors did it, you can too.

No. 2422380

>>2422342
I was so overwhelmed and stressed as a teenager, my only respite were my 2hr daily showers kek. It would drive my dad insane and he would threaten to ground me and break the door down kek. He even popped the lock to yell directly into the bathroom one time. The crazy part is we lived in an apartment, so we didn't have to pay the water bill?
Now whenever I'm in the shower I can't stop thinking about how long I've been in there. I hate his retarded ass for ruining my peaceful shower sessions.
Enjoy your long showers for me, nona…

No. 2422383

File: 1740710313514.jpeg (48.71 KB, 580x580, m_65a58e027dfcc264cf334b2c-136…)

>>2422378
Is this country where the phrase "whore bath" came from?

No. 2422384

>>2422379
Our ancestors also shat on the streets

No. 2422385

>>2422378
Look, it's Napoleon but let's get one thing straight. He took showers, he just didn't want his wife to shower for three days because he was bricked up and on his way home. Not my preference, but I can't deny true love in whatever form it takes.

No. 2422388

>>2422384
Not mine

No. 2422390

>>2422375
oh not me, I can't do that. I like showers and soap. but are you telling me you've never met a single person who didn't shower often or maybe showered with just water but no soap, and they just didn't have any perceptible b.o.? I've met one person like that, so it's possible.

No. 2422392

>>2422379
Our ancestors also died of polio and small pox. Let's not take every page out of their book.
My ancestors were also smart enough to find a stream to wash in or stick to scrape with when they had too much dirt on them.

No. 2422394

File: 1740710544658.png (806 KB, 1000x664, stinky_cheese_man.png)

>>2422385
>Not my preference
Considering so many french moids are uncircumcised and unwashed, is the pleasure of french sex enhanced when each have the smelliest/most pungent genitals possible? I find other cultures interesting

No. 2422399

>>2422342
i hate being naked, i get too cold and the water is even colder

No. 2422404

File: 1740711177155.jpg (95.76 KB, 675x900, FB_IMG_1740619147050.jpg)

I bought a fatty zoo cat and I'll never recover finically kek

No. 2422418

I have so much stuff to do but instead of doing it I'm on lolcow

No. 2422424

>>2422404
They are so stupid cute but that's way too much money for me, I'm just gonna make one myself. I hope your fatty brings you so much joy anon.

No. 2422435

>>2422418
The story of my life.

No. 2422455

I just realized I have a bruise on my leg. I think I got it from hitting my bedframe but I'm not sure. I don't bruise easily due to my complexion so I must've hit myself a lot harder than I remember.

No. 2422474

My little brother is hitting his major growth spurt and I know it’s expected but it still astounds me the amount of food he can put away and still be so scrawny and stringy looking I took him out to Cheesecake Factory (massive portions) and he ate a massive hole in my wallet but somehow still has the room for a late night Taco Bell run with his friends. He’s like Kirby

No. 2422475

>>2422455
I keep bumping into my bedframe's sharp corners and have bruises all over the sides of my hips. I should just sleep on a mattress on the floor at this point.

No. 2422502

>>2422404
Looked that up and damn makes me feel a little better about spending too much on an obscure character plushie. That's just the economy of stuffed toys these days?

No. 2422510

My brother and I ended up doing a YouTube short-off comparison to see what we get in our algorithms and it turns out we are both pretty boring lol.

No. 2422529

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I am tired of being alone so i made a vtuber model and i am going to start streaming. I hate my life i just want someone to love me even if it means i have to turn myself into an animu grill.

No. 2422533

>>2422474
This reminds me of when it was my brother's 18th birthday and my mum decided to buy him and his friends pizza… Let's just say it was like observing rottweilers fucking up a pile of meat after having being starved for days.

No. 2422538

>>2422529
It's good to have hobbies, anon! The streaming schedule will help lend some more structure to your week, as well. Good luck!

No. 2422557

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i barely slept last night and my shift starts at 8 am… good thing it's just 4 hours long. i fucking hate morning shifts

No. 2422603

>>2422557
I love you, wagie. I would give you some of my tendies if I could. Hoping your morning shift goes well, you get home safe, and then you have a good long sleep ♥

No. 2422611

>>2422603
thank you nonnie

No. 2422673

Was given a La Mer set as a gift and I’m grateful for the thought but damn this shit sucks ass. Wish they’d put the money into a Trader Joe’s gift card

No. 2422676

>>2422673
Please tell us more. La mer is supposed to be the best facecream ever, isn't it? Why does it suck?

No. 2422704

>>2422676
Is it supposed to be the best? I feel like it’s just rich old lady stuff like Elizabeth Arden, perfectly fine but nothing special. It has that powdery old lady smell and does absolutely nothing even though it’s advertised for dry skin, easily mogged by products barely a quarter of the price. Literally the only nice-ish thing I could say about it is that it wears very well under makeup no matter how much you slap on.

No. 2422714

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>>2422704
It has been marketed that way. Thanks for confirming my suspicions. I heard Nivea's cheap cream in the blue container is a great dupe for it.

No. 2422734

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I love the astringent smell of noxema. I want to buy a bunch of containers and make a cream suit of noxema

No. 2422736

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>>2422734
samefag I knew amazon would come through with the gratuitous texture picrels

No. 2422745

>>2422714
I have this and its nice, too thick for a face cream imo though I use it on my body

No. 2422760

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I don't know if this is mundane but I was talking to a girl a couple of years ago and had a picture of her face saved to my computer (feel free to judge lol) and then accidentally posted her, a real irl person, attached to a personal post INSTEAD OF an actual reaction image. I deleted it soon after but it was definitely on the log…sorry Mia…

No. 2422764

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All but two of my team have taken today off or called in sick. What's going on here?

No. 2422767

i had to buy toilet paper… i work as a cleaner so i always take some from work but now i forgot and had to buy it, this is horrible… (i do room cleaning and we have to always switch toilet paper rolls to new ones if they're not full and the rolls would just go to trash anyway so i take them home because it's nothing but waste to throw away sometimes almost full rolls)

No. 2422780

whenever I see someone say "nigga" on lc I always assume they are white kek

No. 2422782

>>2422760
This probably should have gone in the confessions thread kek

No. 2422788

>>2422764
Bird flu mutated, zombie pandemic has begun. Barricade all doors and windows.

No. 2422804

>>2422137
sounds delicious! did you make up your mind on making it? i love oatmeal cookies already but homemade fresh ones sound heavenly, but the moths are concerning kek.

No. 2422808

I just remembered I thought about how I had this epic idea for a story that I would totally remember in the morning and of course I forgot it, and I even got up to write so many other things because it was too hot to sleep. Maybe I was so close to sleeping it was all delirious thoughts kek.

No. 2422810

>>2422764
is there something they want to attend? like a concert nearby or movie showing? or maybe one didn't want to come in today and their excuse inspired the others kek, it's how it happens in my college, people consider if they want to attend the second half of classes bc they have another subject to finish the work for and then one brave person leaves and before you know it, there's half the class gone. or maybe they all got each other sick.
>>2422788
if there really was a zombie apocalypse, how do you think you'll manage nonnies? i think it'd be screwed since the population is so damn high in my country but the actual place i live in is somehow serene, maybe i'd have a chance. it also really bothers me when in the Telltale's Walking Dead(which is the only zombie post-apocalypse media i've seen), they don't try to get rid of walkers when the plot isn't happening, even the hardened tough characters don't, like not bashing in zombie skulls with bricks or bats, or a retarded idea i've always had was to lure in walkers into a hole in the ground with a speaker and fill it in(obviously wouldn't work bc how would they have the time with the ever present threat of walkers), the way i saw it always was that every walker you kill there's one less to deal with later.

No. 2422834

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i've been listening to the same music I had on repeat a year ago when I was really fucking miserable mental health wise, really doesn't hit the same way now that i'm doing better. maybe that's good but I also kinda miss when Lou Reed's Berlin would give me tears
also a random client manager at work called me out of the blue today just to congratulate me on doing a good job with one task and to ask if I wanted to be his first line contact for similar stuff in the future. and like, that's cool, but i wish he'd given me some early warning instead of spiking my blood pressure to the moon by randomly calling like that

No. 2422841

If you had a birthday coming up, what gifts would you appreciate from a close friend?

No. 2422859

>>2422841
i think books are always a nice gift

No. 2422900

My cat is a major factor in preventing me from getting fitter. I have a walking treadmill for when I'm just playing on the internet, but my elderly cat with cancer wants to sit in my lap and be pet all the time. And of course I want to make her last year a happy one, so I skip being active so that she can sit on my lap and purr. Annoying, but that's life for you.

No. 2422902

>>2422841
I would like an experience. Like a museum or a hands on event. Yoga together? Painting together? etc etc.

No. 2422905

>>2422780
really nigga?

No. 2422908

>>2422841
gunpla

No. 2422974

File: 1740756988041.jpg (45.59 KB, 540x540, epico.jpg)

me and a friend are going to a cafe and then the mall in a little bit. time to consoom

No. 2422979

>>2422974
I'm so jelly that sounds like fun

No. 2422994

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>>2422841
Cute pens, cute notebooks, hair accessories, socks with cute things, pencilcases, trinket tray, maybe a phone stand.
And this month a friend of mine has her birthday so I want to gift her a small eyeshadow palette, a bag of chips, some pretty earrings and a bracelet made by me.
I really want to try doing something like pic related, I think baskets are really cute.

No. 2423000

>>2422994
A friend who gets you any of these things are trying to kill you.

No. 2423003

>>2422974
sounds cozy! make sure to walk into spencers, do an entire lap around the store, and buy absolutely nothing.

No. 2423009

>>2423000
yeah, cute idea for trinket appreciators, but if someone gets me a pile of trinkets i'm gonna seriously reconsider our friendship bc obviously they know nothing about me if they think i'd want that. bleh.

No. 2423015

>>2423009
But those aren't "trinkets", they are consumables…?

No. 2423018

>>2423009
Anon, do you understand what a trinket is?

No. 2423027

I usually abstain, but I was gonna buy liquor today until I realized I'm on SSRIs. Aw, poop.

No. 2423032

i said hello to some woman walking her baby with her husband and she gave me a dirty look and stared at her husband then back at me…you know i know nobody is obligated to say hello back but i went out of my way as a socially anxious person to acknowledge you as a fellow human on this lovely day and you have to give me a stinky look! your lip fillers need to be popped and your baby probably hates you

No. 2423034

>>2423000
>>2423009
What do you mean?

No. 2423038

>>2423018
>>2423015
i'll be honest with you two, i saw that poster use the word "trinket" and then my brain did a flip and i automatically assumed that was what was in the pic as well. yeah actually looking at it, those items are fine, i wouldn't hate getting them.

No. 2423040

>>2423009
Kek ikr, I want something cute goddamn it. What happened to gifting nice clothing and jewelry?
>>2423034
Lead, microplastic, red40, high fructose corn syrup gift basket. That friend is trying to kill her other friend kek

No. 2423047

>>2423032
Anon if this makes u feel any better but babies who have mothers with lip fillers and Botox are prone to not being able to read facial expressions and emotions compared to mothers (and fathers because men get PS too) who don’t get work done.
That was incredibly rude of her, I relate to you and have been trying to get rid of my social anxiety too but no one wants to acknowledge others anymore because we’re all addicted to our screens…

No. 2423056

>>2423040
Anon, are you serious?

No. 2423058

>>2423032
You should fuck her husband in retaliation

No. 2423061


No. 2423074

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>>2423061
Are you seriously nitpicking random gifts to the point of naming fucking red40 and high fructose corn syrup?

No. 2423082

>>2422994
I want those slippers…

No. 2423104

>>2423047
i appreciate your understanding! it seems the only people who are eager to say hello are old people most of the time. i dont take offense if someone is busy or would rather not say hello, but its when they make dirty looks or stare straight at you silently! maybe its because i just woke up and looked disheveled while she had her workout attire and makeup on. maybe she didnt deem me worthy of a hello kek

No. 2423119

File: 1740763067754.jpeg (29.77 KB, 313x319, IMG_4767.jpeg)

>day off
>smoking weed
>watching youtube
>playing video games
>house is clean
>gonna do art later
life is good

No. 2423121

File: 1740763106916.jpeg (509.44 KB, 1179x1287, IMG_2494.jpeg)

red40 lead HFCS and microplastic free gift basket

No. 2423140

>>2423082
Which ones? The ugg ones or the ones with a face on them? I like the ugg ones.

No. 2423149

File: 1740763950136.jpg (217.08 KB, 1200x964, metmuseum.jpg)

Guys, do you think this gift basket is lead microplastic red40 high fructose corn syrup free enough for my insufferable friend?

No. 2423153

>>2423149
that the shit they put mummified babies in?

No. 2423158

>>2422841
Something handmade or food related

No. 2423159

>>2423149
Moses!

No. 2423162

File: 1740764314580.jpg (65.6 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault-3979227012.jpg)

>>2423153
I'm kekking so hard right now. Opening up a birthday present from your best friend and there's a dried out fetus inside

No. 2423163

>>2423149
if snakes can live in it so can your friend

No. 2423164

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No. 2423168

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>>2422994
Didn't gift a lot of candy cause I'm not trying to make you fat bae, ily.

No. 2423169

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No. 2423170

>>2423162
>seeing half of it already eaten because your fatass friend couldn't resist "sharing" your beef jerky

No. 2423174

>>2423170
Ok? you werent going to eat it all anyway honey. I just had my share a bit early

No. 2423175

>>2423170
OKAY but you don't need to call me out like that sheesh

No. 2423176

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>>2423170
>THAT FATASS BITCH STOLE MY ADRENOCHROMES



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