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No. 2311562
Autistic frog nona edition
ITT: share uneventful, mundane, or just downright ordinary thoughts or events from your life.
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I didn't get training at work because my boss fell into a drug habit shortly after hiring me, and now "mistakes" that she trained me to do have cost the company thousands right before Christmas while it was already in debt. She made me do a digital sale for pretty much 50% off everything and then the day after the sale ends, realized she meant to say "Wait I didn't mean everything, I meant a small component." I really don't care though, it's such a fake job. She reminds me of the boss from the mattress store in Mission Hill, but as a petite woman. I can't believe I don't really care that much, but I think the other staff are starting to hate me because I'm added weight they have to carry but that also really isn't "my fault" unless the solution is me quitting. I essentially got trained to use the machinery over the phone. It's like the plotline for a fucking bad cartoon. I just don't feel responsible and then I will quit because I'm not on the line. Everything is so odd. My boss has been experiencing newfound delusions, like being stalked by private investigators so part of my job includes sometimes leaving the shopfront to take pictures of license plates of all the "white, silver and black SUVs". Do you understand that that is pretty much every single SUV? Damn, I just do it. She says "jump" and I don't even ask "How high?" I just do the smallest jump ever. She lost her kids about a week ago and in one of her ramblings, I think I understood that she can't worm her way out of an inevitable 45 day jail stint for a DUI. I just can't glean when that's to happen. Another tidbit is that she lost her children because the house was in such awful conditions, and then when she called me once I heard her instructing my shop coworker - who was at home with her - to hold the garbage bag open while she shovels the cat poop off the floor into it. It's like the many episodes of Steve Wilkos I've watched in the past were my training for this exact scenario.
Very strange. I just spent the past 8 years being a NEET and my first foray into reality isn't what I expected. My last job was corporate and at a hospital.
No. 2311705
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i'm sick and my throat hurts
No. 2311754
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I was thinking about how I need to play any instruments with my left hand, I may be ambidextrous somehow because I turn the instruments around and it feels natural when I do so.
I wonder if I could learn how to play the bass even though I have small (not in an uwu so smol) hands, I'm unironically still seething because I've been told all of my life that my hands are too small to play instruments.
I also kind of want to learn how to sing with screams from time to time, which is funny because I'm not exactly the biggest metal/rock fan in the world, but I think it must be quite cool when you can actually sing those cool parts with metal screams, they always sound so powerful.
And it's funny because I actually tend to use a gutural voice to make emphasis sometimes, it's nice kek, but I need to practice more so I can sing a few songs that has those shrill screams that some singers use.
No. 2311896
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I think I've finally figured out my cookie menu for this Christmas
>Hot chocolate cookies
>Soft gingerbread cookies
>Dried cranberry sugar cookies (maybe with orange zest? Most cranberry cookie recipes I see have orange)
>Millionaires shortbread
I hope they all come out good! I'm really excited now that I have a clear view of what I'll be making
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>>2311896Samefag, I also want to make those powdered sugar cranberries I see trending. I think it's so cute they look like they're covered in snow.
No. 2311965
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I finished watching the entire series of Kim Possible and I have come to the conclusion that perfectly matches my opinion from childhood: Ron and Rufus are so annoying, that they're the worst part of the show. The last season is Ron and Rufus at their obnoxious, which is shit when you realize that this is the same season that ends the series with Kim and Ron romantically going to college together.
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i love finding songs that are either so new or so obscure that i'm either the first listener or the only listener.
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Here’s a picture of my lunch today. Ate alone and watched everyone else laugh with their friends. Not sure why I struggle to do normal things, but at least the food was good.
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>>2312182Nonna no need to state the obvious. To be fair I bought the tea and the ramen for dinner tonight.
No. 2312248
>>2312238Yes! You can get one dish and one drink for 10 dollars on certain days. It’s called afternoon tea.
>>2312234Do it! I actually have no anxiety doing things alone. I just don’t like thinking about the fact that I sometimes have no choice to do it alone, if that makes sense.
No. 2312273
>>2312176This looks so fucking good
nonny. What is on the right plate, is it a dessert?
When I eat out alone I like to chat with nonnys itt for company No. 2312384
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i am so excited for christmas and new year! i havent been this excited since i was a kid. I am going to
>play the legend of zelda
>paint model kits
>fish
>pull for my husbando's banner i have been waiting for all year
>swim at a lake
its going to be so fucking fun i literally cant wait
No. 2312396
>>2312387what happened
nonny… if it helps you cope i used like 110k gems(110 pulls i think) on last's banner and i didnt get him KEK i had to get it from the pity coin system…
No. 2312402
>>2312400oh shit sorry
nonny, dont worry it also hit me like a brick to see another forum die and move to discord. I miss the kenna thread like you wouldnt belive, i wonder whats shes up to now.
No. 2312406
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>>2312402i checked the pull discord just for you. most people lost interest in her, the pull discord is mostly about kpop now. kenna came out with a new book, she's still arguing with randos on tiktok about anorexia, still body checks in every videos, just more of the same lame stuff she's always done.
No. 2312408
>>2312406there is nothing sadder than cows becoming milkless but not because they improved their life, but rather because their antics became old and repetitive. I remember when she made the poem apology, dunno how you can ever top that. Also thanks
nonny for checking that kpoop cesspit for me, who was your fav cow?
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Wtf?
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>>2313311Out of context this is really funny
No. 2313423
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Reconnected with a moid I haven’t spoken to for 2 years. He’s super cute. He’s 4 years younger than me and utterly obsessed with me. Never date a moid the same age or older, when you date a younger moid they view you as some kind of God kek. Anyway he’s gorgeous and I love him very much
No. 2313441
>>2313427I think a therapist should be the first step
nonnie.
No. 2313442
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>>2313423>when you date a younger moid they view you as some kind of Godso true. we will not fall for the older fugly moid psyop
No. 2313443
>>2313435KEKKK
nonnie thats not what happened i overheard the department store staff discussing the situation after he left
No. 2313448
>>2313435Nonna the reviews of this place are super mixed on yelp. Some are saying it was peaceful while some are saying it was a hell hole. I really think you should go with an outpatient program. They’ll ask you to come for a few hours a day, and you are free to leave afterwards. They treat you better because the nurses and staff are not as burnt out, because everyone is mostly stable. I haven’t been to one but I’ve heard good things.
>>2313421No Evanston sucks. Bahai temple is cool though!
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>>2313470You’re making caramel yet trying to be health conscious? Kek. But good luck anyways nonna
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>>2313461i always report them for being unintegrated newfags
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I've learned through extraofficial means that my boss is getting demoted and I have to keep reminding myself that I totally don't know that and shouldn't blurt out anything about it
No. 2313498
>>2313460doing this with you guys instead of inpatient
>>2313459that’s a really good idea i think i will also try that maybe before the cinder block thing
No. 2313514
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If i say to a guy ''haha why do you even like me i am sooo ugly'' and he doesnt respond and chuckles instead does that mean he thinks i am ugly or are men incapable of understand what pity compliments mean? i am trying to figure out why this rich fag wants to date my ugly hunchback autistic ass, i dont have anything he cannot get from a normal, prettier woman
No. 2313523
>>2313516i think hes already in love he keeps buying me expensive shit even thought i havent even kissed him. Its making me so fucking insecure.
>>2313519ngl i am trying to show him red flags to see what he does and he refuses to leave me despite my
toxic traits. I have been called
toxic like 3 times by moids. Funnily enough its the opposite with women, they either tell me they want a daughter like me or write me heartfelt letters. I think i might definetly be giving him the ick lately, but its honestly starting to make me uncomfortable that he wastes so much money on me for no reason. Men are weird.
No. 2313532
>>2313528thanks
nonny, its just that no man ever has shown his love to me this way. They either try to forcefully kiss me, just ask me if they can kiss me or just try to be closer to me, i dont think i have ever been told i am prety by any of the scrotes who tried to date me. Not a single time has a moid shown his love to me by actually using his hard earned money on me and cooking for me wtf.
No. 2313544
>>2313460I'm literally down to die while holding hands with you, cinder blocks and all. If you know a private area where no one will call paramedics, even better.
>>2313458Lol yes
nonnie come to Chitown and join us
No. 2313553
>>2313542We’re not talking about the same sugar baby. This one lived in the UK and had a union j fan page.
>>2313546Yes, well at the time they definitely were. If the age gap is big enough people will just think you’re hanging out with your dad. The girl I’m referring to claimed they never would even leave his car. They would just get food from a drive thru and spend time together. I’m like 100% sure this man is an exception because he was a fucking predator and didn’t want to catch a charge.
No. 2313558
>>2313553there is no statute of limitations on sex crimes when the
victim is underage. tell her to go to court and get the rest of his money.
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Speaking of death
No. 2313646
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>>2313616>stoic-stacy risking two fag friendships at once by doubling down on flop joke turned based observationkek I support you anon. I would send a quick text to let them know you'll be waiting to support them when they finally come to terms with it
No. 2313686
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I live in a state where weed is legal and it absolutely blows my mind when I think about it. If I went back in time and told my teenage self from 2002 that in 2024, we can just walk into an actual storefront and buy marijuana over the counter while we’re out shopping, and soccer moms and old people were regular customers, I wouldn’t have believed it. I love living in the future.
No. 2313736
>>2313659I'm making these
>>2311896I'm using the Broma Bakery double chocolate chip recipes for the hot cocoa cookies, and the Pinch of Yum gingerbread recipe (if anyone even cares)
>>2313663When I'm done baking, I will post a pic of my amazing cookies just to rub it in your face.
No. 2313743
>>2313740I do anon, come sit on my face.
Speaking of, so many anons have been confessing their love for me recently, weird.
No. 2313809
>>2313799That sucks
nonnie but for christ's sake please use some form of punctuation
No. 2313813
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>trying to find short hair inspiration on pintrest
>save a few
>happy with selection
>get suggested "dyke haircut" on board right after
pintrest has opinions about my haircut
No. 2313814
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ate a small carrot cake square and it was incredibly yummy. i might just make a full cake and decorate it all cute. i look forward to piping out the little carrots
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>>2313814i don't know why it took me a while to get around to the idea of carrots used in a cake(like the idea of a "savoury ingredient" used in dessert) even though carrot halva exists kek.
No. 2313912
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I went down the rabbit hole on the “cruising” culture of gay men only to discover there’s a website where you can see a live map of your area where gay men are meeting up looking for public sex. They even have places marked as hot spots for these kind of hookups. I’m not anti-gay but I have to admit my pearls are clutched knowing that so many of the parks in my area are having gay orgies hidden in the woods. Or that the local Walmart parking lot is somewhere dudes go for random car hookups. I live in the middle of nowhere too, not some big city. I realize I probably sound like an old woman who watches too much Fox News but it’s all out in the open for literally anyone to see. I’ll share the site if anyone else is morbidly curious, but be warned you will be bombarded by dick and bussy pics.
No. 2313925
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Got the weirdest ad while scrolling down Snapchat spotlight, picrel. I was sleepy af and they added spooky music to it which weirded me out even more. I took the quiz and they asked for a dollar at least to give me my results, I clicked off. What did Snapchat mean by showing me this? Meta is concerned about the absurd time I spend on it? Mind your own business Mark Fuckersperg.
No. 2313936
>>2313925That's just marketing. Standard lead generations sequence:
1) Define the Pain Point
2) Agitate the Pain
3) Provide a Solution
4) Show how much the prospect stands to gain
5) offer a (partial) solution
Then get them to engage with the sales funnel, collect first party data for customer profiles and analytics, etc.
If you signed up I'd be willing to bet you'd receive a follow up of some sort offering further arguments/"proof" to support the value proposition, then a time-limited offer to leverage fomo, probably in a series of increasing urgency.
No. 2313937
>>2313927>>2313932It’s called
sniffies, just Google it it will come up. If I remember correctly you dont need to put in any info to make an anonymous account. Just a word of warning- it will show your user marker close to to your current location. But please tell me how it is in your areas because I was shocked kek
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>>2313937its been blocked in india, American gays bigoted against indian fags, sigh
No. 2314015
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>>2314010Not at all anon. Without this third rate Disney movie, BPDs would be forced to rely on Cinderella or The Little Mermaid exclusively for their introductory victimhood narrative. You should probably look up this hot take on yt though, you'll find an essay or two on the topic. I also find Belle's relationship with her dad covertly incestual and he seems like he has an intellectual disability.
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i clicked on some twitter take i saw on the homepage thinking it was somewhat based, only to find out it's that infamous tranny and that every nona itt has crowned him King Stupid of Trannies
No. 2314056
>>2313912I've snooped with grindr before because it told you exaactly how close people are. When I was living in a built up area it was trannies, piss lovers and 'discreet married men' all round. Surrounded by it.
Checked again when I moved to a tiny ass town and didn't expect much but was wrong. The ones showing their face are nuts for that. I think their mentality is that everyone is depraved and cheating if they're on there so nobody will judge em but the worst is how common it is to see
>My wife/gf is away for a few days for.. a family funeral/family emergency so I have a free house to accomodate you!Why do they need to tell their hook ups their partner is going through some shit?
No. 2314057
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thinking about how i was autismically into DOL for a while and then stopping playing for the sake for college and then i had a really good semester after, is degeneracy the key?? was my retarded obsession with conquering Sydney's ass during the sem break the special ingredient to a higher CGPA? i want to beli
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I've grown closer to this one friend, but she's back home for the holidays so obviously so some rando retard she knows is her last priority at the moment so she doesn't reply to my messages anymore and it's driving me nuts. Fuck.
No. 2314074
>>2314071sorry
nonnie, i don't reveal this retardation to people i want to keep having as friends, so i hope my friend isn't exhausted by me yet, i don't know about the people bothering you tho
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I'm starting to feel like this new moisturizer might not fix me as a person after all