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No. 2311562

Autistic frog nona edition

ITT: share uneventful, mundane, or just downright ordinary thoughts or events from your life.

Previous thread: >>>/ot/2285513(wait until the old thread reaches 1200 posts)

No. 2311641

I’m clearing up my folders and some of the shit I had saved from when I was trying to be a cool girl sicken me… why the fuck was I even playing Azur Lane? What did I get out of it? I barely spoke to scrotes so I dont think it was pickmeism… I’m glad I snapped out of it but damn its just pathetic looking back

No. 2311650

>>2311641
what's so bad about azur lane? i love my battleship waifus

No. 2311657

I didn't get training at work because my boss fell into a drug habit shortly after hiring me, and now "mistakes" that she trained me to do have cost the company thousands right before Christmas while it was already in debt. She made me do a digital sale for pretty much 50% off everything and then the day after the sale ends, realized she meant to say "Wait I didn't mean everything, I meant a small component." I really don't care though, it's such a fake job. She reminds me of the boss from the mattress store in Mission Hill, but as a petite woman. I can't believe I don't really care that much, but I think the other staff are starting to hate me because I'm added weight they have to carry but that also really isn't "my fault" unless the solution is me quitting. I essentially got trained to use the machinery over the phone. It's like the plotline for a fucking bad cartoon. I just don't feel responsible and then I will quit because I'm not on the line. Everything is so odd. My boss has been experiencing newfound delusions, like being stalked by private investigators so part of my job includes sometimes leaving the shopfront to take pictures of license plates of all the "white, silver and black SUVs". Do you understand that that is pretty much every single SUV? Damn, I just do it. She says "jump" and I don't even ask "How high?" I just do the smallest jump ever. She lost her kids about a week ago and in one of her ramblings, I think I understood that she can't worm her way out of an inevitable 45 day jail stint for a DUI. I just can't glean when that's to happen. Another tidbit is that she lost her children because the house was in such awful conditions, and then when she called me once I heard her instructing my shop coworker - who was at home with her - to hold the garbage bag open while she shovels the cat poop off the floor into it. It's like the many episodes of Steve Wilkos I've watched in the past were my training for this exact scenario.
Very strange. I just spent the past 8 years being a NEET and my first foray into reality isn't what I expected. My last job was corporate and at a hospital.

No. 2311664

>>2311650
I’m a straight woman so I got no gratification from the coom aspect, so I have to wonder why I was even playing it considering the story was shit and I didnt enjoy the gameplay that much. I got a bit sad deleting my Unicorn pics though, I genuinely did like her.

No. 2311681

This morning I put on a perfume I hadn't used in a while because I loved it so much I didn't want it to run out (it got discontinued), but for reason the smell is making me dizzy and I hate it so much now. It's such a strong scent too, it hasn't even faded a little bit since I sprayed it and it clung to my clothes.

No. 2311705

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i'm sick and my throat hurts

No. 2311754

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I was thinking about how I need to play any instruments with my left hand, I may be ambidextrous somehow because I turn the instruments around and it feels natural when I do so.
I wonder if I could learn how to play the bass even though I have small (not in an uwu so smol) hands, I'm unironically still seething because I've been told all of my life that my hands are too small to play instruments.
I also kind of want to learn how to sing with screams from time to time, which is funny because I'm not exactly the biggest metal/rock fan in the world, but I think it must be quite cool when you can actually sing those cool parts with metal screams, they always sound so powerful.
And it's funny because I actually tend to use a gutural voice to make emphasis sometimes, it's nice kek, but I need to practice more so I can sing a few songs that has those shrill screams that some singers use.

No. 2311755

>>2311657
Wow, that is insane. Hope you're sending out resumes because that ship is sinking.

No. 2311766

i had a dream i accidentally leaked my address on here and the next day i woke up to tons of nonas surrounding my house and egging it

No. 2311807

My left ear feels almost numb, weird.

No. 2311815

>>2311755
It's like being in a sinking ship but knowing a small boat is waiting for me anyways, it's just so bizarre to watch. It feels like something out of a TV show. I'm kind of treating it like a summer job, just out of season. It'll be nice to just close such a huge gap on my resume though!

No. 2311826

My work is doing a Christmas gift draw. There's 3 meat smokers, a yeti cooler, an outdoor heating lamp and a gravity chair up for the draw. Watch me win a set of jumper cables or a beer sleeve or something again kek. I have the worst luck

No. 2311853

I want to make fish cakes but there are no eggs in the house. Everytime I want to make a certain dish, I find out I'm missing at least one ingredient.

No. 2311867

>>2311826
Sending meat smoker energy your way nona

No. 2311873

I've been thinking about getting my tongue split but there's literally like no one in my state that does it. I could travel, but what a big inconvenience to get a major procedure and then not even be able to go straight to the comfort of my home.

No. 2311875

>>2311754
go for it, bass is easier for small hands in my experience. careful with the screaming and other unclean vocal techniques, it can damage your vocal chords.

No. 2311887

I'm obsessed with the thread pic. I love those kinds of home decors and fun snow globes. I have a really intricate aquaman snowglobe that's almost over 20 years old and it love it.

No. 2311888

>>2311887
Same. There's no other vibe like vintage kitschy goodness

No. 2311889

my therapy session was so scary i sweated through my pants and now they’re wet kek

No. 2311896

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I think I've finally figured out my cookie menu for this Christmas
>Hot chocolate cookies
>Soft gingerbread cookies
>Dried cranberry sugar cookies (maybe with orange zest? Most cranberry cookie recipes I see have orange)
>Millionaires shortbread
I hope they all come out good! I'm really excited now that I have a clear view of what I'll be making

No. 2311900

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>>2311896
Samefag, I also want to make those powdered sugar cranberries I see trending. I think it's so cute they look like they're covered in snow.

No. 2311908

>>2311853
I thought you meant you needed fish eggs for a second.

No. 2311910

>>2311887
>>2311888
I think the farmhand is afraid of frogs or something, because she redtexted this for being made when there were 1195 posts on the old thread and that's pretty unusual for them to throw a fit over five posts.

No. 2311965

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I finished watching the entire series of Kim Possible and I have come to the conclusion that perfectly matches my opinion from childhood: Ron and Rufus are so annoying, that they're the worst part of the show. The last season is Ron and Rufus at their obnoxious, which is shit when you realize that this is the same season that ends the series with Kim and Ron romantically going to college together.

No. 2312012

I actually can't believe how many nonas have dads. Can I get one

No. 2312018

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i love finding songs that are either so new or so obscure that i'm either the first listener or the only listener.

No. 2312021

I just found a tiktok account of a tranny who dumpster dives and, not gonna lie, it brings me a little sick satisfaction to see a troon eating literally garbage food. They don't deserve anything better.

No. 2312032

worked today but got off early woohoo

No. 2312124

I love to make triggering discussions in my regional subreddit that makes men seethe and then deleting it when I get enough karma from the ladies

No. 2312176

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Here’s a picture of my lunch today. Ate alone and watched everyone else laugh with their friends. Not sure why I struggle to do normal things, but at least the food was good.

No. 2312182


No. 2312184

>>2312176
That egg looks yummy

No. 2312185

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>>2312182
Nonna no need to state the obvious. To be fair I bought the tea and the ramen for dinner tonight.

No. 2312189

One time I got too high and ate an entire bunch of bananas. Idk I just couldn't help myself

No. 2312191

>>2312176
ooh a hk restaurant, yum. wish i had one near me

No. 2312192

>>2312189
I eat 4 bananas a day. Occasionally I’ll put a scoop of peanut butter on top.

No. 2312210

>>2312176
In the future, try to censor the names of the restaurants that you go to to avoid unwanted attention for your own benefit. It took me like 5 seconds to figure out the exact address of this place.

No. 2312213

>>2312176
This looks so fucking good

No. 2312229

>>2312210
You’re right nonna. To be fair I don’t live here. Just here for work.

No. 2312234

>>2312176
there's a restaurant i've been really dying to try near my place but i was always so worried about going alone. you've inspired me, nona! i hope your lunch and leftovers were good!

No. 2312238

>>2312176
omg is this in Chinatown in Chicago? I had some amazing tangerine jasmine tea there over the summer.

No. 2312248

>>2312238
Yes! You can get one dish and one drink for 10 dollars on certain days. It’s called afternoon tea.
>>2312234
Do it! I actually have no anxiety doing things alone. I just don’t like thinking about the fact that I sometimes have no choice to do it alone, if that makes sense.

No. 2312249

>>2312176
The food looks delicious!

No. 2312273

>>2312176
This looks so fucking good nonny. What is on the right plate, is it a dessert? When I eat out alone I like to chat with nonnys itt for company

No. 2312286

>>2312273
It’s toast with ovaltine hot chocolate on top and it’s filled with condensed milk mixed with cream or something. Delicious. The two drinks or iced tea with some type of flower, and the other is milk tea mixed with coffee. The ramen is beef. I couldn’t understand a fucking word my server was saying so you know it was good lol.

No. 2312287

I hate when someone owes you an apology and they come at you with “I forgive you. Let’s just move past this” NOOOOO MAAM. Go back to not talking to me I can live just fine without you.

No. 2312290

I get assumed to be a little kid sometimes on the internet because I'm so out of the loop with news, celebrities, and other shit.

No. 2312294

I wish I didn't need to eat or shower and just be a photosynthesising shedding thing. I could save so much money and time so I can do other useless shit.

No. 2312301

I got an encounter report from the GP receptionist so I can send it to the weed doctor and thought it wasn't going to be enough because I need two failed medications stated on my notes and one of my medications was given by another doctor, but I had a mental breakdown in August and my doctor wrote my entire history basically in her notes and it might be enough! I've another form to fill out if it isn't but it'll take like 28 days to process and this is like my 17th night in a row of insomnia lol. I hate my depression it makes me put off anything and everything if I would have just properly read this yesterday I could have sent it off already. I'm doing it now though. I miss sleeping. I napped through a callback for an interview today, but I didn't like the sound of the guy on the voicemail anyway so I'm ghosting lol.

No. 2312307

Sea salt caramel NOM NOM NOM

No. 2312310

>>2312307
so good but so bad for your teeth ugh

No. 2312326

Bless my dad’s heart. I wrote a nasty evil message to him because I was so mad at him for something that happened when I was young that I felt he could have prevented , and he just responded “this was so well written” kek.

No. 2312353

i am feeling very sad and uninspired lately. i hope its just my upcoming period. so much brain fog, apathy, sensitivity. i have less days where im overjoyed and not anxious or exhibiting ocd tendencies these days. i miss being happy and creative nonas

No. 2312384

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i am so excited for christmas and new year! i havent been this excited since i was a kid. I am going to
>play the legend of zelda
>paint model kits
>fish
>pull for my husbando's banner i have been waiting for all year
>swim at a lake
its going to be so fucking fun i literally cant wait

No. 2312387

>>2312384
>pull my husbandos banner
>pull
don't remind me of my greatest loss…. not during Christmas i beg…
kek but seriously i'm glad your excited for the holidays, your plans sound fun

No. 2312396

>>2312387
what happened nonny… if it helps you cope i used like 110k gems(110 pulls i think) on last's banner and i didnt get him KEK i had to get it from the pity coin system…

No. 2312400

>>2312396
KEK thank you for the kind offer but i mean pull like pretty ugly little liars, that old gossip board for nitpicking weebs. either way i hope you get your husbando on this pull.

No. 2312402

>>2312400
oh shit sorry nonny, dont worry it also hit me like a brick to see another forum die and move to discord. I miss the kenna thread like you wouldnt belive, i wonder whats shes up to now.

No. 2312406

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>>2312402
i checked the pull discord just for you. most people lost interest in her, the pull discord is mostly about kpop now. kenna came out with a new book, she's still arguing with randos on tiktok about anorexia, still body checks in every videos, just more of the same lame stuff she's always done.

No. 2312408

>>2312406
there is nothing sadder than cows becoming milkless but not because they improved their life, but rather because their antics became old and repetitive. I remember when she made the poem apology, dunno how you can ever top that. Also thanks nonny for checking that kpoop cesspit for me, who was your fav cow?

No. 2312411

>>2312408
kanadajin was my favourite. i used to read her thread first to last page almost every month or two. she was so fucking crazy.

No. 2312464

Vocaloid lost media freaks me the fuck out, specially this one. I hope they find it though, the music is so eerie.

No. 2312594

>>2312176
That looks amazing and I'm so jealous. I will be your friend if you'll let me eat with you.

No. 2312596

>>2312353
You're lacking vitamin D and B. You need more sunshine.

No. 2312600

>>2312596
Nta but this is probably me too. Time to eat more vitamin B and sit in the sun for me.

No. 2312623

>>2312301
I got accepted!! Legal weed in January is coming my way. I'm in shock lol

No. 2312724

I found a badger skull today, it's only missing one canine and a few front teeth but is otherwise intact. I'm so happy!

No. 2312728

>>2312623
Congratulations! Happy for you and hope your insomnia gets better.

No. 2312776

I rewrite my history when dating a new moid depending on if he knows anyone from my life mutually or not. For instance the last guy I dated was a rebound from another guy, but I just completely erased that part of my history cause who's going to fucking tell him, no one lol. I lie about my body count. For the past 8 years I've told every man I've only ever slept with 4 people and always make them the 5th lol. I just fucking lie a lot since men lie about wanking off to Snapchat girls or IG girls or Twitch girls or Twitter girls or Reddit girls or porn stars. I also never ask men about their body counts cause I don't actually care I ask about their sexual health though because that actually does matter.

No. 2312883

I want to cuddle a rabbit and kith it.

No. 2312918

I was just googling ‘barron trump reviewbrah’ to see if others also think that they have the same vibe kek

No. 2313305

I was super worried because I haven't witnessed my gecko cone out of his hide in 2 days, but today I saw he poopied which means he came out at some point! He may have even moved hides, I didn't check.
I'm thinking about getting a hermit crab, I think it's just so cute that they can switch shells. Plus, I can make a cute enclosure that looks like a nice tropical beach.

No. 2313309

I went to sleep at 6 am and woke up at 5pm

No. 2313311

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Wtf?

No. 2313313

>>2313311
Read the rules of the thread before you post in it. Why do newfags never read rules?

No. 2313316

>>2313311
You can't reply to anons in that thread lmfao, read the rules.

No. 2313319

>>2313311
aw nona i was the person you were responding to and i felt so bad seeing that. you aren’t supposed to reply to other peoples posts in that thread and they call it vain bitching cos people have the tendency to reply as if it’s to them when it’s not. which wasn’t what you did but that’s just what the ban reason is called. i appreciated you.

No. 2313320

>>2313313
>>2313316
My bad. I’m not even new I just forget shit at 3am while I’m half asleep kek.. the explanation just made me laugh.

No. 2313321

>>2313319
Well, why were you scared and why do you need help?

No. 2313322

If I stare at my wallpaper of my husbando long enough, it looks like he's breathing. This makes my heart go doki doki

No. 2313324

>>2312918
What the girls get up to on wednesday night

No. 2313326

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>>2313311
Out of context this is really funny

No. 2313328

>>2313322
I miss having a husbando

No. 2313330

>>2313328
What happened nona? You can always find a new one.

No. 2313340

>>2313330
Honestly I just havent found someone that clicks in a long while. I feel like I'm always window shopping now kek

No. 2313368

>>2313321
i’ve been struggling a lot with ptsd and being able to get to sleep. i was freaking out over hearing a noise on my balcony. and it scared me so badly i could feel my heart beat in my ears and hear my blood. and there was nothing there. and that freaked me out even more than i was getting that scared over nothing. i probably need to do some sort of inpatient ptsd treatment and it sucks because i don’t know how to afford that and make it happen. there’s not really a way anyone can help me besides me just figuring out how to do that so i don’t have to freak out all night instead of sleeping anymore.

No. 2313380

My 2025 resolution is to learn to accept the average lolcow user cant read and will misinterpret my post

No. 2313381

They aren't from my era but I still think this is one the most fun music videos ever

No. 2313385

>>2313368
I have ptsd too. Don't bother with inpatient anything. If you need a therapist just so you don't bother everyone in your life, then do that. Otherwise nothing really works. It's all a cash grab. What happened to us simply just shouldn't have happened. Period.

No. 2313386

The line in the beauty and the beast song that goes “barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly” always sounded sexual to me. Even as a child. Favorite Disney movie though.

No. 2313392

>>2313385
god that’s entirely how i feel. like something unacceptable happened i’m not going to just accept it lol. fuck i was hoping a crazy inpatient program would fix me though.

No. 2313405

>>2313392
Don't let me stop you from trying inpatient therapy but I have been in a hospital ward and it really was just sitting around chatting and eating. The workers are mainly worried about getting through the day and going home like any other job and the hospital wants you/your family's money for the bill. Idk what happened to you but I was held captive for a very long time and there's nothing in this world that will fix the way those memories shaped my brain. I'm honestly just waiting for death kek

No. 2313419

>>2313405
No nonna you’re right, she shouldn’t go to inpatient. I’ve been to two and the first was hell, and the second was plain silly and honestly served as a mini vacation. If you’re just in there for depression and suicidal thoughts/actions, they don’t keep you in there anywhere near long enough to change your perspective on life or to even see if your meds are working. Medicine takes weeks to work and they’ll never keep you that long unless you are literally insane. I’m the nonna who jumped in a lake and they kept me for 3 days. In what world is that long enough for meds to start working? The first time I was in there for 7 and the medicine they put me on actually fucked me up so bad that when I got home I was physically shaking and crying in my mom’s arms repeatedly saying that I was scared. I had a girl put her hands around my throat in the first ward and there was piss everywhere all the damn time. Don’t do it. Psych wards are for people who are seeing things and are a threat to themselves or others. Anyone who is just depressed or even suicidal will not benefit from it at all unless you’re willing to admit you’re still suicidal, in which case they’ll keep you. I was in there for suicidal thoughts the first time and it was so unbearable that I kept saying I was cured and they believed me kek. The only benefit a psych ward can serve is seeing people who are soooo mentally ill that you gain a new perspective on your problems and how they’re not so bad.

No. 2313421

>>2313419
Please hang out with me in evanston

No. 2313423

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Reconnected with a moid I haven’t spoken to for 2 years. He’s super cute. He’s 4 years younger than me and utterly obsessed with me. Never date a moid the same age or older, when you date a younger moid they view you as some kind of God kek. Anyway he’s gorgeous and I love him very much

No. 2313426

i know the response im going to get to this from you guys but i was out at a store today and this man maybe in his late 40s early 50s was speed walking away from someone shouting throughout the whole department store telling this other guy to stop following him because hes dealing with too much and nobody knows what the fuck hes dealing with. his voice kept cracking and he starting crying and ran off and security let him go kek. i was first scared because people were running away or gawking then i started to cry a little because i felt so bad for him. i have no clue what hes going through and maybe he has nobody and just wanted someone to listen. my boyfriend said the man needs professional help and would probably kill me or someone else if he cant control his temper in public but i cant help but feel that empathy because maybe hes at his breaking point or dealing with a mental break and male or not i just think down to the core of a human nobody should hurt or feel alone or suffer. okay nonnies let me have it i guess…

No. 2313427

>>2313405
>>2313419
i’ve been in a psych ward after a suicide attempt but i think the program i am looking at is a bit different from that which is meant to only get you stable enough to not be a danger to yourself. i was looking at doing this but it’s insanely expensive. they have a million types of therapies there and it looks really nice there. they let you do equine therapy even.

https://www.sierratucson.com/ptsd/

No. 2313435

>>2313426
he was being confronted for being a pedophile. that’s literally exactly what happens when those youtubers who catfish and trick a pedo into meeting with them confront one in public. they always do it in stores because there’s people around it they try to attack them.

No. 2313438

>>2313435
Nta WHAT

No. 2313441

>>2313427
I think a therapist should be the first step nonnie.

No. 2313442

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>>2313423
>when you date a younger moid they view you as some kind of God
so true. we will not fall for the older fugly moid psyop

No. 2313443

>>2313435
KEKKK nonnie thats not what happened i overheard the department store staff discussing the situation after he left

No. 2313445

>>2313441
i feel like i’ve gotten as far as talk therapy with my old therapist was going to get me and i just haven’t found one i could relax around since. i started to develop a rapport with a counselor at school but covid happened and i don’t go there anymore. it’s also hard to make myself go and then to focus on the trauma itself i can barely talk about it in therapy. it’s weird. i used to go to friends and stopped but i could talk to them. in therapy i just start bawling the second they show me concern it makes it too real. i never really felt like my friends really cared so maybe that was it idk. i feel like i need to be locked up and forced to talk about it and do therapies and not smoke weed all day about it.

No. 2313447

>>2313427
Equine therapy may do you good. I think it's worth it if you really love animals, being around them can be incredibly healing. That's probably the best thing you can do is get in touch with animals/nature. I used to do horseback riding and I really loved it but yeah anything involving horses is expensive as hell. It took my mind off my ptsd though

No. 2313448

>>2313435
Nonna the reviews of this place are super mixed on yelp. Some are saying it was peaceful while some are saying it was a hell hole. I really think you should go with an outpatient program. They’ll ask you to come for a few hours a day, and you are free to leave afterwards. They treat you better because the nurses and staff are not as burnt out, because everyone is mostly stable. I haven’t been to one but I’ve heard good things.
>>2313421
No Evanston sucks. Bahai temple is cool though!

No. 2313450

>>2313443
OKAY BUT YOU KNOW THE VIDEOS IM TALKING ABOUT RIGHT i read that and was like ohhhh nooooo…. now i feel bad cos i definitely would have wondered that if i saw it happen.

No. 2313452

>>2313447
i used to ride dressage for a few years as a kid but my parents couldn’t afford the lessons and my grandparents thought it was only going to be for a few times and didn’t want to help pay for it anymore. i worked at a farm for a bit and honestly just having to keep your emotions in check so you don’t spook the horse you’re working with worked wonders on my mental state plus the physical labor. i’ve never tried equine therapy but i really really want to. i have two healthy coping mechanisms and they are stardew valley and hiking. i feel like getting up one of the tough mountains on the east coast just kicks your ass so bad you get crazy endorphins besides how good for you it is to be out in nature already.

No. 2313454

>>2313448
Meet me in Bahai we can do some prayers or we can take a dip in the lake together

No. 2313458

>>2313454
im doing this with you guys instead of going inpatient

No. 2313459

>>2313452
i volunteer at a farm when i have free time which is unfortunately only a couple times a month but if you could get yourself to do that and find one i think it'd help!

No. 2313460

>>2313454
If you’re not willing to tie a cinder block to both of our ankles and hold hands before jumping , I’m not interested.

No. 2313461

Whenever I see an anon apologize for dropping an image or forgetting something in their post I say in my head or outloud: "Aw nonnie its okay!" What the fuck?

No. 2313470

The caramel recipe I'm using calls for corn syrup but I'm not gonna use it cause I saw someone else say they didn't use corn syrup and it still came out good. Please pray for me anons!!

No. 2313472

>>2313461
That's adorable anon

No. 2313473

>>2313467
Depending on how attractive he is, that would've made me wet.

No. 2313474

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>>2313470
You’re making caramel yet trying to be health conscious? Kek. But good luck anyways nonna

No. 2313477

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>>2313461
i always report them for being unintegrated newfags

No. 2313479

>>2313474
Not really, I just forgot to buy corn syrup lmao. Thanks anon!

No. 2313481

Nonnas, I’m really not a big fan of garlic. I can do garlic bread but I had when I can taste garlic in my pasta or on my chicken. My family and friends bully me about this but I’m the least picky eater out of all of them and the least picky eater on the planet. Why can’t a girl just not like a lot of garlic in her meals?

No. 2313484

>>2313477
NtA when I saw machiavellian I was like "those crazy fucks from vampire the masquerade?" but those are actually called malkavian

No. 2313488

>>2313467
A man licking his gay lips would just give me the ick and most men in offices have disgusting dry breath I'd simply die

No. 2313490

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I've learned through extraofficial means that my boss is getting demoted and I have to keep reminding myself that I totally don't know that and shouldn't blurt out anything about it

No. 2313496

Just saw a girl on TikTok sobbing because she was meant to go take her dad with cancer to see ribbon candy making because it was on his bucket list, and instead she woke up and her dad had died and now she has to go to his funeral instead. My day is ruined.

No. 2313498

>>2313460
doing this with you guys instead of inpatient
>>2313459
that’s a really good idea i think i will also try that maybe before the cinder block thing

No. 2313505

>>2313496
If it's any consolation, he most likely died in peace because he was able to spend his last night with his daughter.

No. 2313514

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If i say to a guy ''haha why do you even like me i am sooo ugly'' and he doesnt respond and chuckles instead does that mean he thinks i am ugly or are men incapable of understand what pity compliments mean? i am trying to figure out why this rich fag wants to date my ugly hunchback autistic ass, i dont have anything he cannot get from a normal, prettier woman

No. 2313516

>>2313514
Girl dont fuck up bagging the rich guy by exposing your own low self esteem, just go with the flow until he shows his true colors or actually falls in love

No. 2313518

>>2313496
I heard that dying while still needing something to do is a good way to go. I don't know where I heard that but generally that's how you know they were healthy in "spirit".

No. 2313519

>>2313514
Nonna I’m dying. This reminds me of when I told my friend, “how am I meant to make a man love me when I can’t even manage to make friends who would only have to see me once a week.” And she just chuckled. Maybe he thought you were just being self deprecating in a funny way? Maybe he thought you were fishing for compliments and it gave him the ick? I doubt you’re ugly nonna. Men are shallow and no amount of body would make them date a butterface. He wouldn’t want to be seen with you.

No. 2313523

>>2313516
i think hes already in love he keeps buying me expensive shit even thought i havent even kissed him. Its making me so fucking insecure.
>>2313519
ngl i am trying to show him red flags to see what he does and he refuses to leave me despite my toxic traits. I have been called toxic like 3 times by moids. Funnily enough its the opposite with women, they either tell me they want a daughter like me or write me heartfelt letters. I think i might definetly be giving him the ick lately, but its honestly starting to make me uncomfortable that he wastes so much money on me for no reason. Men are weird.

No. 2313524

When I get my legal weed in the good year of 2025 the music is going to hit so much better again. I'm going to blackout my apartment, light some candles and play the Donda album and have a religious experience.

No. 2313528

>>2313523
You need to figure out his background. I’m a fellow “I hate myself and anyone who likes me must have something wrong with them.” woman. The only way I can snap out of that is to confirm that he’s not a fucking weirdo. Don’t overdo it though, you eventually need to realize that there is probably something about you that you don’t even recognize that is worthy of love and admiration. Also, you might have some facial dysmorphia going on. Last night I cried my eyes at because I watched a video I filmed on my laptop that I once thought I was hideous in, and last night I realized how beautiful I looked and realized I need to just not trust my own self perception. Don’t become a self fulfilling prophecy, you deserve love and I’m sure you’re very pretty.

No. 2313531

>>2313523
Rich people live on a completely different plane to us, the expensive stuff is probably nothing to him. Or he's just splashing on a girl he likes. Enjoy it.

No. 2313532

>>2313528
thanks nonny, its just that no man ever has shown his love to me this way. They either try to forcefully kiss me, just ask me if they can kiss me or just try to be closer to me, i dont think i have ever been told i am prety by any of the scrotes who tried to date me. Not a single time has a moid shown his love to me by actually using his hard earned money on me and cooking for me wtf.

No. 2313533

>>2313532
He might just have a sugar daddy kink. I knew a guy like this and he never wanted sex. It kind of reminds me of feeders.

No. 2313534

>>2313533
God I wish I could meet a man that just wants to give me money

No. 2313536

Just spent 2 hours holding a concert in my own head. Amazing crowd

No. 2313537

>>2313533
kek i can believe this, he finds a woman into his niche autismo hobby and wants to get her more into it. I am into painting tank models and he's bought me tons of plastic models to paint plus he's trying to get me into miniatures too even thought i tell him they are too expensive for me too afford. Maybe thats the appeal? a nerdy guy who just wants a retarded nerdy woman too. Would be cute if so.

No. 2313539

>>2313534
When I was in high school a 14 year old girl I followed on tumblr would post photos of herself with a 50 year old sugar daddy that she found on a sugar daddy website. He never tried to fuck her, only kiss her, and she would get 2000 a week from him. We all told her he was a predator and she said she didn’t care because she was making bank. Her parents found out eventually and took all her electronics. Maybe figure out which website that is kek.

No. 2313542

>>2313539
I remember her, she was one of the og coquettes. I also remember Mikan Mandaring trying to get into findom KEK

No. 2313544

>>2313460
I'm literally down to die while holding hands with you, cinder blocks and all. If you know a private area where no one will call paramedics, even better.

>>2313458
Lol yes nonnie come to Chitown and join us

No. 2313546

>>2313539
Are these sugar daddy websites real I'd be down for it but then I think I'd also kms if someone saw me in public with an ugly old man. I should just probably be content with my actual dad who bought me a place to live and pays my heating bill but it would be nice to have another man give me fun money without me having to do anything

No. 2313553

>>2313542
We’re not talking about the same sugar baby. This one lived in the UK and had a union j fan page.
>>2313546
Yes, well at the time they definitely were. If the age gap is big enough people will just think you’re hanging out with your dad. The girl I’m referring to claimed they never would even leave his car. They would just get food from a drive thru and spend time together. I’m like 100% sure this man is an exception because he was a fucking predator and didn’t want to catch a charge.

No. 2313554

>>2313546
become a vtuber and hang with nerd scrotes through a screen. If my english was better i would become a vtuber and grift from moids, but sadly hispanic moids dont pay and my english is shit.

No. 2313555

>>2313553
>We’re not talking about the same sugar baby.
its really not the one larping irl lolita? i cant believe there are two underage girls who fell for that shit then, sick

No. 2313556


No. 2313558

>>2313553
there is no statute of limitations on sex crimes when the victim is underage. tell her to go to court and get the rest of his money.

No. 2313560

>>2313537
Omg I'm jealous nonna I need a man who will buy me my plamo and listen to me sperg about it

No. 2313584

Isn’t it crazy that we could just die at any moment.

No. 2313594

>>2313584
Be thankful. Imagine living here for eternity with no escape.

No. 2313597

>>2313584
isn’t it crazy how we don’t though isn’t it crazy to be aliiive i wish it wasn’t winter cos i would natasha bedingfield in the rain right now isn’t it so crazy how we are alive

No. 2313598

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Speaking of death

No. 2313601

>>2313584
That's why you should utilize every second you get, time is very finite.

No. 2313605

>>2313601
We are all utilizing it wisely right now by farming

No. 2313616

I called my friend’s friend a faggot jokingly and now they both won’t talk to me. We’re all fags tho.

No. 2313620

I go through nights where every little thing makes me laugh my ass off, but then the next day I go to watch whatever it was and it’s not even remotely humorous. Am I okay?

No. 2313621

If everyone is not special maybe you can be what you want to be

No. 2313625

>>2311965
I started the series a few weeks ago, I'm still on season 1 and taking it slowly, 2-3 episodes a day. I don't mind Rufus, he's just some rat. But Ron….he can be funny sometimes, insufferable in others, and whenever I remember he ends up with Kim at the end, I seethe so much. He doesn't deserve her at all. Not a single hot guy in that show tbh because of the super round art style, but literally Señor Senior Junior would've been a better match than Ron. Even better, Ron comes off as gay so he and Señor Senior Junior can smooch and leave Kim alone.

No. 2313633

>>2313442
I love these stickers so much

No. 2313640

I just made 1 out of 4 cookie recipes and I'm already feeling frustrated and suicidal

No. 2313646

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>>2313616
>stoic-stacy risking two fag friendships at once by doubling down on flop joke turned based observation
kek I support you anon. I would send a quick text to let them know you'll be waiting to support them when they finally come to terms with it

No. 2313647

>>2313640
I don't get why people struggle with baking. You just have to follow the recipe. Unless it's just exhausting or something.

No. 2313657

>>2313647
Oooh look guys we have Betty Crocker over here!

No. 2313659

>>2313657
get her ass! what kind of cookies are you making please

No. 2313663

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No. 2313670

I used to be scared that everyone knew how retarded and weird I was and only spoke to me to make me feel good, but now I'm scared that everyone thinks I'm normal and has high expectations for me that I will in no way be able to fulfill. Being normal passing is exhausting because it's only a matter of time before people find out and I'm trying my hardest to prevent that, but I also kind of want people to know I don't have my shit together and to lower their expectations.

No. 2313681

I think I'm developing dementia. I keep forgetting what I'm meant to be doing. I went to the kitchen and completely forgot why.

No. 2313686

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I live in a state where weed is legal and it absolutely blows my mind when I think about it. If I went back in time and told my teenage self from 2002 that in 2024, we can just walk into an actual storefront and buy marijuana over the counter while we’re out shopping, and soccer moms and old people were regular customers, I wouldn’t have believed it. I love living in the future.

No. 2313692

How is it that I believe everyone here including myself is a dumb fuck, yet I don't respect anyone's opinion outside of farmers?

No. 2313694

>>2313692
Right there with you, nona.

No. 2313695


No. 2313700

>>2313692
You are my specialz too nona

No. 2313703

I cannot be bothered and am slightly scared of building any type of profile online so I just have a blank pfp and nothing in my bio/display name on the internet. But then I can't view stuff I like because the accounts think I'm a hacker bot or some shit and block me…

No. 2313710

Super random but if any of you nonnas are considering getting a parrot, please don't. I work in an animal shelter and the amount of depressed parrots I've dealt with is so unbelievably depressing. Parrots live up to 80 years, meaning there is a super high chance you WILL NOT outlive them. It doesn't matter if your kids or grandkids take over, they will miss YOU. Most people don't have someone to even take over watching it so the parrot just ends up in a shelter and is in so much distress from its whole life being flipped over that they start to pull their own feathers out and become violent because of so much pent up stress and distrust. Putting any bird in a cage is plain evil anyways, but in case that alone isn't enough to deter you, what I just explained should.

No. 2313712

Thinking of writing a fanfiction about my current OTP… I can't write but I have tons of free time so maybe I'll do it. Emptying the ideas somewhere could make it more "real" to me. Since existing fanfics just don't cut it.

No. 2313714

A real hood classic

No. 2313717

What the FUCK. I bought a 100 dollar perfume 6 months ago and it smells like shit now. It smells so foul and it hasn't been that long. I have perfumes that are 5 years old and smell amazing still. What the FUCK.

No. 2313726

>>2313712
Oooh nonna I do this too. I can't write (well) but I copy sentences from books I read and just reword them. Like copying from your friend's homework kek. If training artists can copy sculptures then I can copy literature. Anything for my OTP especially since the fandom have collectively transed one of the characters in my OTP since 2016 and even harassed older fic writers into changing his pronouns RIP it's up to me now

No. 2313730

>>2313717
That sucks out loud. Which perfume?

No. 2313731

>>2313726
I usually write them and keep them to myself or end up deleting them altogether lol. My OTP thankfully hasn't been trooned out, but they're from capeshit, I only care about the specific series their from, and 99% of the fics available are multiverse bullshit with other characters and plots of movies and other shows intertwined which doesn't interest me at all. And they all end up butchering the characters' personalities and interactions anyways. I only managed to find 3 sort of satisfying fics that had similar interpretations to mine, but they either jump to action (fucking) from the get go, have a slow burn that goes nowhere, or just nothing big happens and they never get together. Accurate to canon tbh but not what I'm looking for. I want a long detailed story about their relationship from start to finish include canon and headcanons that make it happen, is that too much to ask for? And the fic writers have so much potential to build on that they just decide to ignore for some reason. But as they say, if you want something done right do it yourself.

No. 2313736

>>2313659
I'm making these >>2311896
I'm using the Broma Bakery double chocolate chip recipes for the hot cocoa cookies, and the Pinch of Yum gingerbread recipe (if anyone even cares)
>>2313663
When I'm done baking, I will post a pic of my amazing cookies just to rub it in your face.

No. 2313740

>>2313736
do you like girls cos i want you more than the luigi’s want him

No. 2313743

>>2313740
I do anon, come sit on my face.
Speaking of, so many anons have been confessing their love for me recently, weird.

No. 2313746

>>2313743
Are you the anon who was invited to shave another nonnies bush in the TMI thread?

No. 2313747

>>2313746
Nope not me

No. 2313751

One of my artist friends loves drawing everything on one layer. If she makes a mistake she says she just deals with it. She says there's some kind of "control" with one layer. I think I have a psychopath for a friend

No. 2313792

I wonder how many people on here have children. kek

No. 2313799

>>2313792
i have an ex friend with bpd who would be on here all day pretending she was doing online classes and she made her mom watch her son downstairs while she complained to me and the guy she was basically e dating besides a weekly dick appointment her parents were abusing her.

No. 2313805

>>2312182
meanie

No. 2313809

>>2313799
That sucks nonnie but for christ's sake please use some form of punctuation

No. 2313813

File: 1734588989134.jpg (103.6 KB, 1179x798, 1000003577.jpg)

>trying to find short hair inspiration on pintrest
>save a few
>happy with selection
>get suggested "dyke haircut" on board right after
pintrest has opinions about my haircut

No. 2313814

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ate a small carrot cake square and it was incredibly yummy. i might just make a full cake and decorate it all cute. i look forward to piping out the little carrots

No. 2313824

>>2313809
i put a period at the end. love you. sorry.

No. 2313860

>>2313814
Those homo little decorative icing carrots make me happy for some reason

No. 2313874

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>>2313814
i don't know why it took me a while to get around to the idea of carrots used in a cake(like the idea of a "savoury ingredient" used in dessert) even though carrot halva exists kek.

No. 2313912

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I went down the rabbit hole on the “cruising” culture of gay men only to discover there’s a website where you can see a live map of your area where gay men are meeting up looking for public sex. They even have places marked as hot spots for these kind of hookups. I’m not anti-gay but I have to admit my pearls are clutched knowing that so many of the parks in my area are having gay orgies hidden in the woods. Or that the local Walmart parking lot is somewhere dudes go for random car hookups. I live in the middle of nowhere too, not some big city. I realize I probably sound like an old woman who watches too much Fox News but it’s all out in the open for literally anyone to see. I’ll share the site if anyone else is morbidly curious, but be warned you will be bombarded by dick and bussy pics.

No. 2313925

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Got the weirdest ad while scrolling down Snapchat spotlight, picrel. I was sleepy af and they added spooky music to it which weirded me out even more. I took the quiz and they asked for a dollar at least to give me my results, I clicked off. What did Snapchat mean by showing me this? Meta is concerned about the absurd time I spend on it? Mind your own business Mark Fuckersperg.

No. 2313927

>>2313912
Men are sex pests, and they know this about each other so they drop all pretenses around other men. Gays are the same. What's the site? Reposted to edit

No. 2313930

>>2313792
probably a lot more than you think kek, i’ve seen a lot of preganons and anons who claim to have already walking talking children which is hard for me to grasp

No. 2313932

>>2313912
I live in a small town I need to know please.

No. 2313936

>>2313925
That's just marketing. Standard lead generations sequence:
1) Define the Pain Point
2) Agitate the Pain
3) Provide a Solution
4) Show how much the prospect stands to gain
5) offer a (partial) solution

Then get them to engage with the sales funnel, collect first party data for customer profiles and analytics, etc.

If you signed up I'd be willing to bet you'd receive a follow up of some sort offering further arguments/"proof" to support the value proposition, then a time-limited offer to leverage fomo, probably in a series of increasing urgency.

No. 2313937

>>2313927
>>2313932
It’s called sniffies, just Google it it will come up. If I remember correctly you dont need to put in any info to make an anonymous account. Just a word of warning- it will show your user marker close to to your current location. But please tell me how it is in your areas because I was shocked kek

No. 2313941

>>2313937
They are mainly at a big gas station, one gym, family parks, and a… porta-potty..?

No. 2313943

>>2313941
I found in my research some of them enjoy the gross aspect of hooking up in portapotties and nasty bathrooms. Also I saw by me at least 2 dudes that set up public glory holes. I wish I never saw this kek but I couldn’t stop looking once I found out about it

No. 2313944

>>2313930
Spawning-anons are probably less likely to discuss that here because they're self aware and realize it's usually annoying

No. 2313945

>>2313421
I would but I’m moving to Rockford soon for work

No. 2313948

It's almost 4 am and I can't to back to sleep. Despite taking melatonin I only got 2 hours if sleep and I need to be up at 6, so if I somehow manage to sleep that'll only be 4 hours instead of the 6 I wanted. Ugh.

No. 2313960

>>2313943
Thank you for this.

No. 2313982

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>>2313937
its been blocked in india, American gays bigoted against indian fags, sigh

No. 2313989

>>2313937
There's a diaperfag near me

No. 2313998

Kek what the hell, why is everyone I match with on dating apps working in one specific branch of engineering? My ex was an engineer in that field and now a fourth guy told me he works as one too, wtf. It's not a very common branch either.

No. 2314000

>>2313912
oh my god there is a swarm of them next to me

No. 2314003

Wanted to get my car cleaned today but it's gonna be raining all week. Guess I'll just have to put up with the dirt for a while longer.

No. 2314005

>>2313937
>moids full on giving away their house address with faces, dicks, asses and creepy sadomaso bondage pictures attached
If I'd have the energy, I'd stalk for their information and blackmail them kek. Why are they so retarded

No. 2314010

Doesn't beauty and the beast kind of send a horrible message to young girls? The story's lesson is to stick around when someone hurts you, because they're hurting too and need love, and that love will fix them. Basically, if a moid is abusing you, you should stick around because he's broken and if you don't he'll be even worse off. Or, if a moid is abusing you, you can fix him with your love and time. The only thing I like about BATB is how much belle loves her father and how authentic she is.

No. 2314014

>>2313937
I can't believe it. I live in a tiny town and I thought there would be no one but there is a singular dude, who is into acting like a puppy and wearing one of those freakish puppy masks during sex. The city where I go to college at is wall to wall gays (and one female catfish), some posting their whole faces alongside that they're into watersports etc. One guy claimed he had a 7.5in penis and it just was not that long in the picture. Several labeled themselves as "geeks" or "looking for geeks". What a journey

No. 2314015

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>>2314010
Not at all anon. Without this third rate Disney movie, BPDs would be forced to rely on Cinderella or The Little Mermaid exclusively for their introductory victimhood narrative. You should probably look up this hot take on yt though, you'll find an essay or two on the topic. I also find Belle's relationship with her dad covertly incestual and he seems like he has an intellectual disability.

No. 2314025

>>2314010
beauty and the beast was written as arrange marriage propaganda

No. 2314028

>>2314010
Their target audience was originally young girls who were married to hulking disgusting older men against their wills. Make of that what you will.

No. 2314033

>>2314005
I can only imagine how many of these men have wives and kids at home. At one of the “cruising places” by me, someone posted a warning saying the cops were patrolling and that it’s “not worth risking your job or you family”…..but you bet people were still visiting after

No. 2314047

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i clicked on some twitter take i saw on the homepage thinking it was somewhat based, only to find out it's that infamous tranny and that every nona itt has crowned him King Stupid of Trannies

No. 2314052

i love watermelon so much i wish i could eat it every day

No. 2314056

>>2313912
I've snooped with grindr before because it told you exaactly how close people are. When I was living in a built up area it was trannies, piss lovers and 'discreet married men' all round. Surrounded by it.

Checked again when I moved to a tiny ass town and didn't expect much but was wrong. The ones showing their face are nuts for that. I think their mentality is that everyone is depraved and cheating if they're on there so nobody will judge em but the worst is how common it is to see
>My wife/gf is away for a few days for.. a family funeral/family emergency so I have a free house to accomodate you!
Why do they need to tell their hook ups their partner is going through some shit?

No. 2314057

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thinking about how i was autismically into DOL for a while and then stopping playing for the sake for college and then i had a really good semester after, is degeneracy the key?? was my retarded obsession with conquering Sydney's ass during the sem break the special ingredient to a higher CGPA? i want to beli

No. 2314063

>>2314010
Pickmes love to defend this by saying that ackshually Belle was distant to the Beast when he was mean to her and only talked to him when he treated her with respect hence it's a feminist movie kek. Like no, women aren't expected to fix the man regardless

No. 2314064

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I've grown closer to this one friend, but she's back home for the holidays so obviously so some rando retard she knows is her last priority at the moment so she doesn't reply to my messages anymore and it's driving me nuts. Fuck.

No. 2314071

>>2314064
This is why I try to no longer get attached to friends. Sounds edgy and all but stuff like this is so exhausting.

No. 2314074

>>2314071
sorry nonnie, i don't reveal this retardation to people i want to keep having as friends, so i hope my friend isn't exhausted by me yet, i don't know about the people bothering you tho

No. 2314078

Should I doordash 6 krispy kreme donuts and eat all of them? I don't know.

No. 2314080

>>2314078
no wtf love yourself

No. 2314084

>>2314078
No, make it just 2

No. 2314085

>>2314078
if you live with other people, then yeah sure ig, if you don't, then don't, if you eat one donut per day, then you get to distribute your happiness across 6 days instead of diminishing it all in one.

No. 2314086


No. 2314101

My tastebuds are changing dramatically with age. I just ate jerky and I want to barf. I also hate garlic and mushrooms now Don't these things happen oppositely? Tf is happening.

No. 2314110

>>2314101
Maybe it's covid

No. 2314117

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I'm starting to feel like this new moisturizer might not fix me as a person after all

No. 2314210

I wish my mother country had some urban legends or more folk tales. We're boring compared to neighbouring countries with millions of mythological creatures and stories.

No. 2314296

>be me, sitting on the sofa at home
>feel an itch down there
>thinking: oh no I hope I don't have a yeast infection
>my youtube recommended videos: how to make cinnamon rolls with your yeast infection
>WHY

No. 2314300

Is salt and pepper enough seasoning for broccoli and cauliflower? Im trying to get over my distaste of them so I’m roasting them today

No. 2314302

>>2314296
What's with the weird yt recommendations today? I got recommended a couple of modern song covers in Classical Latin. Like, why. Go home algorithm, you're drunk

No. 2314308

>>2314300
Put some cheese on them

No. 2314312

>>2314302
Anon you can't just say something like that and not share the videos with us.

No. 2314316

Playing Balatro and have been stuck on black deck gold stake for days

No. 2314319


No. 2314323

>>2314300
They are best with salt, pepper, cheese and egg.

No. 2314330

I found out that i can still premium service without paying a monthly fee if i just delete my debit card from the app. They only charge you if you link a debit card again but i can pay in cash.

No. 2314335

>>2314319
Aww, the 20 seconds of thanking everyone who worked with them complete with gratuitous exdees and less-than-threes made my morning. Thank you nonna.

No. 2314526

>>2314308
>>2314323
Ok i stuck with simple salt and pepper for now but i’ll try cheese/egg next time
I think i burnt my broccoli though? Or do the bushes usually turn dark after roasting them

No. 2314530

I finally went to the local Asian shop, the lady was so lovely and she even gifted me a sponge mini cake!
I bought gyozas and rice noodles, but there were so many things that I’ll try next time, especially the Chinese chili paste. I’m going back home for the holidays tomorrow anyways.

No. 2314560

>>2314530
The gyozas were delicious , I am almost tempted to cook more

No. 2314630

I played this song on repeat back in 2020 christ, i was cringe but i was free, sad

No. 2314638

If I was a farmhand I'd be playing detective with all regular posters to find as much about their lives as I could. I wouldn't be surprised if farmhands already do this given the nature of the site.

No. 2314646

>>2314638
We know you've been doing it all week

No. 2314662

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>>2314638
Farmhands, am I one of your favorites?

No. 2314666

>>2314638
Blushing at this… Getting playfully teased about all of my cringeposting irl while kissing.

No. 2314691

>>2314638
The farmhands are spending their time monitoring me online, the glowies are spending their time monitoring me online
This must mean I am very important and special and my life has meaning right? … right?

No. 2314694

>>2314638
If true, they are aware I'm a trainwreck.

No. 2314696

>>2314691
Yes nonnie, very special

No. 2314707

Rolling my eyes at the zoomer in the celebrity thread saying Blink 182 isn't even that big kek. I mean I'm happy for more traffic here but so many are retards it makes it worse. It's like the caramelldansen anon.

No. 2314742

I saw that McDonald's has Shadow the hedgehog happy meals. I instantly thought of that anon who has him as her husbando.

No. 2314755

>>2314742
I like that personalityfagging is frowned upon, but collectively everybody has decided that shadow-chan gets a pass. At least that's my headcanon and I'm sticking with it

No. 2314761

>>2314707
KEK that’s so embarrassing. The zoomer users have been nothing but a plague tbh. I’m so tired of them

No. 2314765

>>2314755
I have a soft spot for unintentional personalityfags who are only notorious by virtue of having an outlandish husbando.

No. 2314784

>>2314766
i honestly bet you aren’t even younger than her

No. 2314879

Got my car up the icy hill my house sits on after 3 days of trying!!!! I need a 4wd if I'm gonna keep living here, no amount of spiked tires and chains are a match for this bitch of a season apparently.

No. 2314976

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>>2313663
>>2313647
Bitches didn't believe in me I haven't finished making the other two cookie flavors yet

No. 2314981

>>2314976
except I DID believe in you. If anything I said why wouldn't you be able to do it, it's a recipe. They look good nonna.

No. 2314982

Feeling good about myself because I baked some snacks today and people really seemed to enjoy them
This evening my daughter had her 'christmas dinner' at school. Each kid brings a dish, as do the parents who have drinks and snacks in the auditorium while the kids have their dinner in the classroom. I made some sausage rolls, filled with mince that I seasoned with a Indonesia inspired spice mix. I was quite proud of how they turned out but unsure whether people would like them, so seeing people come back for seconds was a great feeling

No. 2314983

I just pictured a lc meetup and burst out laughing.

No. 2314990

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Wada Mizna is closing her DIY website tomorrow but my wayback machine account isn't working to archive pages. I hate when artists do this but at least she gave a month of warning and some stuff is already saved as far as I can see

No. 2314992

>>2314983
How would it look?

No. 2315004

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>>2314992
Well for one I died laughing at just the thought of it. A bunch of shit talking, infighting, tmi farmers agreeing to meet somewhere. Most of us claim we're pretty, so I'm laughing at the idea of us all being fuggos. Would be cute but silmultaneously hilarious if we all gathered for afternoon tea.

No. 2315006

>>2314992
Everyone would bury their head in their phone

No. 2315007

>>2314981
Tbh I just needed something to go with the post. Thank you anon ♥

No. 2315010

>>2314992
It would smell bad probably.

No. 2315016

It takes a lot for me to audibly laugh and I'm laughing my ass off reading the lolcow's own caps thread.

No. 2315017

>>2315016
I rarely laugh in that thread tbh

No. 2315020

>>2315004
I want to see the anachans and fat anons duke it out in real life tbh

No. 2315024

>>2315020
As they both leap out of their chairs to fight the anachan faints and the fatty is already out of breath

No. 2315029


No. 2315043

>>2315004
I feel like the only ones who would show up are the ones who plan to dox the rest, so they'll all end up posting each other on here and it'd be a huge milky mess.

No. 2315048

Always resisted buying vinyl records because growing up the other young people who were into them were waaayyy to into them, and sounded pretentious. But I just got a turntable and by dumb luck came into possessing large box of free records, and it's awesome. Wouldn't say it "sounds better" than cds or streaming, but I think I can hear more parts (i.e. you can hear piano and organ in some rock songs that aren't as easey to hear in other media). Also a lot of album art is cool to look at. Some of them have posters folded into them. Sorry hipsters for doubting you, it's actually kinda sweet.

No. 2315052

>>2315048
Well it actually would sound better because when music is digitised it does lose sound because computers can't draw perfect curves and music is sound waves so the record player is capable of actually playing the music as intended

No. 2315053

>>2315052
Nta, do CD players play as good as record players?

No. 2315055

>>2315053
No because cds are digital. The record player is analogue and the needle follows the actual sound waves etched into the record. Sound is vibration

No. 2315056

>>2315055
Tapes also are analog. It's also why tv and film shot on actual physical film looks better than shit shot digitally. If you ever wondered why the earlier seasons of friends looks better than the "empty" looking sets of the later seasons it's because they switched from film to digital

No. 2315074

I just saw that my thermometer gun thing has a warning on the side saying that radiation is emitted from it and to not stare at the beam, meanwhile I think I literally pointed it at my eye when I first got it

No. 2315095

>>2315074
eyeball cancer inc, rip Nonnie

No. 2315097

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>>2315055
>>2315053
>>2315048
>>2315052
If something is recorded digitally with majority-digital equipment, it will objectively sound better if heard on CD with a good sound system or headphones with a tube amp. If something is recorded with analog equipment (the vast majority of music predating the 90s), it will sound better if heard either on good speakers with a good turntable, needle, and audio interface, or ripped in FLAC. Today, the vast majority of music (and literally all popular music) is recorded digitally, so you are much better off listening to contemporary music either through streaming, downloading FLAC, or listening to CDs.

Unless you're listening to predominantly older, rarer music, collecting records specifically for the sound is not only not worth it, but the inferior choice. People who fetishize "vinyl" are one of two options: people obsessed with older music, or reddit hipsters who buy horrible quality wax from Barnes & Noble sales so they can feel cooler for listening to Tyler the Creator with slightly more effort put into it.

With that said, records are still fun and don't let anything I've said deter you from them. I think, regardless of quality, listening to records as opposed to streaming inherently makes the act of listening more intentive, with less distractions, at least for most people. You focus more on the music itself instead of passively consuming it like ambient sound as part of the background of whatever environment you're in.
sorry for the autismo ramble, hopefully something is of worth here to someone

No. 2315105

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I love mint waxed floss holy shit

No. 2315107

>>2315105
Wtf u can post webp images now?

No. 2315116

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>>2313937
>check it out bc morbid curiosity
>there's an active orgy in my neighborhood

No. 2315128

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I thought I was terminally online but damn the fandom discourse thread makes me feel like I'm the normal one for once

No. 2315129

>>2315116
Well? Are you going or not? You don't wanna miss out, do you?
>>2315128
Just being here qualifies you as terminally online, sorry you can't beat the allegations.

No. 2315132

I have such insane face debuffs. I got senpuku eyes and strong nasolabial folds. Makes me laugh because i look like droopy if he was on antipsychotic meds.

No. 2315140

>>2315128
Nona I'm right there with you, I'll read the thread's latest comments and I'm just like wtf are they on about.

No. 2315159

>>2313937
I'm not completely shocked at just how many users popped up in my city (well over 100) but I had a hearty laugh at one of the three public hook up spots on the map being a homeless encampment. Is there really nowhere else for them to do this shit? Not even behind the gas station kek? Disgusting

No. 2315161

>>2315128
i'm still bitter that that thread and all the other retarded infight threads are allowed but dumbass shit got shut down. those threads damage the board culture way more than the dumbass shit thread ever did, the posters spam fujo/antifujo/yuri infight bait in unrelated threads because a massive containment thread just isn't enough i guess.

No. 2315168

>>2315161
Stopped using the site for a couple years for a few different reasons–what led to the dumbass shit threads getting banned? Those were so fucking comfy. No wonder /ot/ felt different.

No. 2315170

>>2315168
I wasn't very active at the time so my memory's shaky but it was due to it attracting newfags/twitter users iirc, which doesn't make sense because all the discourse threads attract so many more twitterfags than the dumbass shit threads ever did

No. 2315193

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I really want this jacket but I already bought myself a Christmas present and I can't afford to spend money on fun things right now

No. 2315196

>>2315097
Nah digital music is shite

No. 2315206

I have to poo

No. 2315209

>>2315170
That's pretty weird considering the entirety of snow has always been the main draw for newfags from reddit and twitter, but I guess the cow-centric boards are pretty insular and separated from ot and g. Just don't know how the dumbass shit threads in particular would have any role in drawing in newfags lmao.

No. 2315212

>>2315196
For music recorded with majority-analog equipment, yes it does. If it was recorded digitally, it sounds better listened to through digital means, as you're getting the most accurate sound without any added (and completely uneccesary) interference. If that interference is your preference, that's different though.

No. 2315213

>>2315209
There were users that just camped in the thread all day, treated it like a chatroom and generally shit up the entire of /ot/ and wouldn't integrate with the rest of the site. It's been like years and you still get the same dumbass fags talking about bringing it back even though it's just on autosage to stop the attention seeking behaviour no one else wanted. The users sounded underage. The content wasn't funny it was like the equivalent of posting a sponge bob meme over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

No. 2315214

>>2315212
Nah digital music is shite and lowered the bar on quality and standards that pop music is fucking terrible these days

No. 2315218

>>2315214
Also a sound wave will always be a wave. Digital can't ever replicate a complete sound wave because of its limitations of being binary and not able to formulate a true wave. Every noise is made by vibrations and a wave. It's harmonics. Digital will never sound as good as actual music

No. 2315246

Tried a new recipe for dinner and it went okay. Definitely a do-again. Gonna get my required honk shoe mimimis in now; peace out and sleep tight my nonnas.

No. 2315248

>>2315214
>>2315218
I agree for the most part, but for the average person listening to pop music made in the past two decades, it's just not worth getting a turntable setup with a new diamond needle and the right cartridge with an audio interface and new speakers just to listen to Lana Del Rey or whatever. It wasn't meant to be listened to on vinyl, It was recorded digitally and is already compressed to hell and back and will sound even worse pressed into wax.

No. 2315252

>>2315248
You don't need a diamond needle i have a record player that was like £50 and get a new steepletone needle like once a year if even, you can also sellotape a penny on to it if its a bit worn so it digs in heavier it's literally physics. Artists in the past 2 decades still use real instruments to make music and the ones that don't aren't worth the listen

No. 2315255

>>2315252
I obviously still stream music and don't have a pocket record player i can carry around but literally vinyl does sound better even charli xcx sounds better on vinyl however I won't be purchasing brat because that record sucks in general

No. 2315265

>>2315055
>>2315097
Thank you for your answers! I really appreciate it. I do rip my CDs as FLAC, and I personally can hear the difference between MP3s and FLACs of songs, glad I'm to know I'm not being delusional.

No. 2315285

I had an energy drink with caffine for the first time today, and holy shit, I've never felt worse in my entire life. I couldn't stop shaking, there was a deep throbbing in my leg, and it felt like my brain was one of those tiktok brainrot compilations with subway surfers and soap cutting playing. It finally wore off, i am never drinking that again. At least I know I might not get addicted to drugs, since something as small as caffine beat the shit out of me.

No. 2315300

Don’t get me wrong I’m still ugly as fuck, but my face looks so much better now at 26 than it did when I was 16, 18, 20, 22. At late age 24 my facial baby fat melted off and my face went from looking like a doughy, lumpy potato (despite being normal weight) to now, just a regular potato. I laughed because today I realized my iPhone created two entirely separate automatic albums and categorized under-24-me as a completely different person than over-24-me. Meanwhile, by younger brother hit the wall at 16, weirdly.

No. 2315311

finally defeated a ds2 boss thats been giving me trouble and im pretty sure the fight wouldve been easier had i sucked it up and grinded out the souls to lvl up my character more. i thugged it out and did a no hit run like a champ

No. 2315332

>>2315265
There's definitely a difference, especially with older music. Mp3s sound the way YouTube videos look. In both cases, older things are more grainy and get ruined by compression.

No. 2315350

I’m hyperventilating and panicking on the toilet right now because my asshole burns so much. This is what I get for eating Nashville hot chicken when I was supposed to be dieting. God if you’re out there

No. 2315358

>>2315116
Holy shit there was one the town over from me tonight too kek

No. 2315362

>>2314117
Might I suggest an expensive perfume instead?

No. 2315363

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No. 2315442

I tried the viral Dubai chocolate just a moment ago and it's literally nothing special. I feel deceived now

No. 2315488

i made some toast with strawberry jam and i wondered if i could use it in my iced green tea as a sort of syrup alternative so i put some in and its so good

No. 2315540

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>>2315252
This is going to destroy your records. What record player do you have? Please tell me it isn't a Crosley. You don't have to use garbage just because it's cheap, I got an extremely high quality Sony turntable from the 80s for free from Craigslist. You shouldn't have to be weighing your cartridge and needle down with a penny to make the needle "dig in heavier." Your turntable should be of decent enough quality to have a weighted arm that can be adjusted as needed. Without this, and forcing it down with weighted objects, you are digging the needle in far deeper than it should be and scratching your records and destroying them with every spin.
>Artists in the past 2 decades still use real instruments
Yes, but they're recorded digitally.

>>2315255
>even charli xcx sounds better on vinyl
If your definition of better is "warmer sound with a lot of interference that suits my preference," sure. But to most people, better means more accurate to as it was actually recorded and meant to be heard, and in that case, digital to vinyl then most likely back to digital with whatever setup you have would be absolutely inferior. Our disagreement seems to be rooted in your not understanding the actual differences between analog and digital and the actual physical mechanical differences involved.

Compare a spectrogram of a clean FLAC file of audio recorded entirely digitally to a spectrogram of a vinyl rip of the same album. They are vastly different, with the vinyl rip showing massive amounts of "noise," and far less fine detail in the sounds themselves, muddying everything. That's not inherently a bad thing, but what you're enjoying more about the vinyl is the "fuzz," which is not intended by the musician or producer or engineers but can be a pleasant side effect if that's your taste.

Analog and digital listening both have their place. Saying one ALWAYS sounds better than the other is just ignoring actual differences in recording, production, monitoring, compression, and more. The fact that you have a penny taped to your turntable like a 2013 Urban Outfitters hipster who got a Crosley for Christmas only proves this. I pray for your records.

No. 2315548

>>2315442
Dubai is a tourist trap built with slave labor and they have to use literal cloud seeding to make it rain since the area was never meant to host millions of people coming and going for leisurely shopping. A completely heartless, soulless place on this planet. The chocolate they use is extremely low quality milk chocolate that you can find the equivalent to in any grocery store, and the filling is just dough, tahini, and pistachio. You could actually easily make it yourself at home and it'd be even better.

I'm biased because I love chocolate and have tried a lot of single-origin dark chocolate though and I just can't stand the existence of Dubai in general.

No. 2315702

Spending my free morning being lazy but submitting to class action lawsuits and clipping coupons and signing up for freebies. Can this technically count as work? Its fun!

No. 2315717

>>2315442
Similar, I bought a small jar of pistachio spread for £5 and I'm so disappointed that it just tasted like white chocolate
Pistachio products are almost always a scam, like saffron

No. 2315828

i have a code for a $5 sonic movie ticket how do i give this to the nonnie with a shadow the hedgehog husbando? should i just post it here if any nonnie wants it

No. 2315847

sitting across this couple at a pizza place and the guy has such an ugly ratty facial hair + overgrown bangs + weird glasses combo it offends my eyes. he's acting all "soft" towards this girl too, leaning on her, bumping his head against her shoulder, looking into her eyes. ew ew ew when will my pizza be done so i can leave

No. 2315900

>>2315847
hope your pizza is good nonnie, idk why but waiting for pizza specifically always makes me feel vulnerable kek. unrelated but im chilling with my hair in a towel and i like how the breeze from my box fan in the winter feels when im just out of the shower. its a good day even if its boring

No. 2315971

Dad was Christmas shopping for "a nice ornament" for his girlfriend's house and picked up one of those gua sha rocks and asked me if it was pretty enough kek

No. 2315993

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Today is 15 years without Brittany Murphy. I remember that I was at home, I was 12, and my mom and dad were out Christmas shopping. So of course I had the E! channel on when the news of her death broke. My mom heard it on the radio and called me immediately, we both loved her. RIP Brittany. Weird memory but yeah.. Making gingerbread cookies today, gonna read, and hopefully watch an old Christmas special. Hope all you nonas have a good day

No. 2316026

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I have One Short Day from Wicked stuck in my head. Ooooohhhh, wizn't he wonderful? The wonderful wizard!

No. 2316048

>>2315993
She was so beautiful. Enjoy your day nona

No. 2316067

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Thoughts on this? Was he a predator who groomed her as his victim? Or are they a sweet teenage couple that are soulmates or some shit like that?

No. 2316068

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Every time someone in the celebricows thread refers to ethan slater as spongebob it makes me think of Evan Peters character in the movie Sleepover because that was his nickname. Such a good and classic movie, I think I will watch it tonight

No. 2316072

>>2316067
Wtf am I looking at why does he look like slommy this is wrong on so many levels

No. 2316088

>>2316067
whichever one of them posted this is the person trying to show off how big she's gotten. if it wasnt their fetish they would have posted a more recent shot from the shoulders up to protect the girls feelings

No. 2316089

Accidentally scared my lizard and he ran away so fucking fast kek. I don't think I've ever seen a reptile move that fast. I feel bad for spooking him, but I'm trying not to let myself linger on it since he's at an age where it's normal for them to be skittish. I'm sure he's already gone back to sleep by now.

No. 2316091

I'm very excited for the new superman movie!!

No. 2316103

>>2316091
Same!! I thought the trailer was really cool

No. 2316109

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>>2315993
Such a horrific, tragic loss. Love her so much.

No. 2316112

>>2316068
Oh my god nonnie when I was a kid I watched this movie so many times and fantasized about the day I would finally be in high school and able to have as much crazy fun as they did. Little did I know I'd be spending all my teen years with freaky autistic people into philosophy and fringe political theory kek sometimes I mourn what could have been even if I wouldn't change anything.

No. 2316191

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I'm really into what I see people calling "maximalist nails" I love the cluttered look. I've realized recently that nails are my jewelry, I don't wear necklaces or earrings but I love eye-catching nails.

No. 2316230

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I am pulling for my husbando in 30 mins nonnies. Wish me luck, i called my bestie for emotional support.

No. 2316232

>>2316191
I would literally kill for these nails fuck I love them

No. 2316236

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>hate make up
>hate doing my hair
>hate nail polish
>hate perfume
>the only beauty thing i like is earrings
>turns out i am allergic
god is so cruel wtf, i went to pierce my ears last week for christmas and i had to take out my earrings today because they were getting infected.

No. 2316237

>>2316236
Were your earrings gold/silver or some other type of metal?

No. 2316239

>>2316237
Silver, which makes me sadder because i spent my savings on them.

No. 2316243

>>2316236
maybe surgical steel would be less harmful?

No. 2316245

>>2316239
You should try other metals, because I am able to wear only gold jewelry and nothing else. See if something else works before you give up.

No. 2316247

>>2316245
thanks, i will try.

No. 2316250

I've been on fluoxetine for 3(?) months and although I'm on a pretty low dosage at 40mg, I'm scared as fuck for when I eventually have a brain zap

No. 2316265

>>2316250
The chances you'll experience brain zaps are very low. People usually only really get brain zaps in a sudden withdrawal period from psychiatric drugs, not when introducing them slowly at a low dose. I was on and off many psych meds as a kid and the only time I ever had brain zaps was when I quit a high dose of something completely cold turkey, but even then, they're really not painful. Just weird. Feels like a magnet is in your head and someone is putting another magnet near your head and moving it around, kind of. Or if you can rumble your inner ear, it's somewhat like that but more physical, disorienting, and involuntary. Nothing to fear, just make sure to pay attention and listen to your body as you adjust to the medication and please tell your doctor the second you start feeling worse than usual or if it doesn't seem to be helping anything (don't get tricked by the whole "maybe it's working and i don't realize it yet, maybe it'll work soon" thing).

No. 2316276

>>2316230
This is gonna be me next week. I hope you got him nonnie

No. 2316300

>>2316230
How did it go?

No. 2316330

>>2316250
Brain zaps are the least of your worries, its the random moments of emptiness you get in your chest that I experienced when I was on fluoxetine. not to dissuade you from using it though, it just didnt work out for me and if it happens its likely easy to work around with proper coping mechanisms.

No. 2316341

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>>2316276
>>2316300
I got him on the first try nonnies! i literally cried. I am so, so happy. I saved 103k gems just for him and he blessed me with the free tickets pull!!! now i can use all the other gems to pull on his birthday banner!!!! good luck on you too nonnies

No. 2316349

>>2316230
Kek my farmer friend sent me your post earlier saying "this is gonna be us soon" (her husbando's birthday event is coming uppp)

>>2316341
Omg just noticed this, congrats!!

No. 2316356

Had instant coffee yesterday (different one from what I used to having daily) and my piss still smells like coffee this morning. What kind of radioactive substance did they mix in

No. 2316361

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Randomly watching the IGN review for that shit game The Day Before and this made me remember that other shit game ValiDate. Kek

No. 2316379

I'm fighting with my ex because I've got insomnia and he's taking the bait lol

No. 2316404

I'm not an AKA, but I've been practicing their strolls in my room today because I think they're so cute kek

No. 2316443

I really want to download a ROM but it doesnt let me log into the page, it says my code is invalid wtf

No. 2316452

this older asian man gave me $100 at the casino today. he kept cheering me on when i was winning and told me my little fish bets will get me eaten alive by the sharks. i witnessed him win $1000 three separate times. he was so kind and i dont ever want to spend the cash he gave me, i took it home and will stash it somewhere. its my lucky $100.

No. 2316455

>>2316452
i bet if you wish him well every time you see it, it’ll work and be a charm for both of you.

No. 2316481

That meme that you look like your childhood plush toy is correct. I definitely look like this rabbit plushie I had as a child, something about the eyes. My friend sent me this strange found blob creature and it absolutely looks like her with the soft cheeks and bright round eyes. There's also the idea that you look like your pet, or pets look like their owners, which I have yet to personally explore.

No. 2316486

I miss my old lego collection I had so much

No. 2316493

>>2316481
This must be why I have the fat face and tiny features of a Carebear

No. 2316494

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>>2316481
Oh so I look like this motherfucker?

No. 2316496

>>2316481
What if I've never owned plushs, toys, or pets…what do I look like? Actually scratch that, I raised 2 cats but only have pics of one but I raised her in my adult age. Does this still apply?

No. 2316497

File: 1734772039478.jpeg (1.77 MB, 1125x1502, 8E1AB6F4-0AEB-4C26-949E-CACB58…)

I do a lot of crafty things but have never made friendship bracelets before. My current project has me making one and it’s very relaxing.

No. 2316502

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>>2316481
I'm not sure about the toy lol. But I 100% look like my pet cat. We both have a small head and one eye bigger than the other

No. 2316512

My roommate gave me a brand new video game as an early christmas gift since he's going to his hometown during the holidays, and I'm stumped. We haven't talked about christmas gifts so I was a bit shocked. I know him well enough to know he doesn't expect anything back (when I tried to ask him what he wants for birthday earlier he just shook his head saying "don't worry about it") but I'm still gonna see if I can find anything he enjoys. Probably just gonna pick up some magic boosters and some homemade candy

No. 2316514

>>2316494
Yes
>>2316493
Cute.
>>2316496
Apparently all owners look like their pets, somewhat

No. 2316578

I thought my roommate being on vacation would be fun but so far I've just really wanted to be alone, especially since I'm the only one ever cooking. At least I don't have to clean as much.

No. 2316582

Man, the scalping on depop for anything even slightly jfashion related is insane. They're really out here selling cheap Taobao clothes framed as Japanese for 5 times the original price while tagging it with Liz Lisa.

No. 2316583

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>turns drawings made by children into plushies IRL
but WAS this made by a child? was it really, though?

No. 2316586

>>2316583
I've seen kids my sisters age (10) Draw similar things

No. 2316598

>>2316583
I love that they did the shade of blue differently

No. 2316621

I find it funny when men think they have a comeback with "liberal bad your argument is wrong because you probably have dyed hair and a septum piercing" like idc if those are seen as some bad woke gendie thing, I want dyed hair. Too bad I'd have to destroy it with bleaching beforehand…

No. 2316631

I'm so glad my brother has the same sense of humor as me, he finally watched a stupid video I've been obsessing over for the past year and now he can't stop quoting it with me, and it's the kind of dumb internet shit I can't share with anybody else around me.

No. 2316679

I had a butter cookie today with chocolate chips and pecan walnuts and even a tiny piece of white chocolate shaped and colored like a gingerbread cookie above it. It was too good

No. 2316680

>>2316679
envious

No. 2316684

I just spent 3+ hours working on my very first video edit. It's probably not good, but I had so much fun, it's such a great creative outlet. But now my eyes and neck hurt kek

No. 2316690

After having a productive week I'm having a cosy weekend in with my hobbies before I travel down to my mum and brothers for Christmas. My period finally came. I got my medications sorted for the new year and hopefully will hear back about various jobs I applied for too. It's stormy and I have all my laundry and dishes done and settling into a cosy little gaming session. I'm also looking forward to Christmas and enjoying music and board games with the two people who get me the most.

No. 2316712

I hate that I feel like spending a lot of money on my (4-9 yr old) nieces and nephews for christmas will make them happy. They're so spoiled and bratty. I've made them homemade gifts each year, and they always get destroyed. So this year I decided to buy stuff, but shit is so expensive and I'm poor, and not about to blow my meager "savings" on their ungrateful asses. But still, I feel a bit obligated to get them nice gifts. I hate this part of christmas. I wish they were nicer kids, or I had more money. Really all I wish Christmas was, was a nice time with my parents.

No. 2316713

>>2316684
What program do you use nonnie? I want to try video editing too but I don't know how to start, maybe I should search for an introdution on yt.
>>2316690
I aspire to be you somday anon, you seem to have your life under control and find pleasure in the little things.
>>2316712
If they're spoiled and bratty they won't appreciate expensive nice gifts anon, don't spend the money on them. Maybe buy them a small box of good quality sweets or chocolates? You can't go wrong with milk chocolate.

No. 2316718

>>2316713
I had no idea where to start so I got the trial version of Final Cut Pro. I liked it, it was easy to work with, though of course I had to google some stuff. I'd recommend it

No. 2316778

I just saw that one of my medical records has obesity on it. Wooooooowwwwwww.

No. 2316800

I wish I could drive but I always freak out when I'm behind the wheel trying to learn

No. 2316840

I'm at an ice skating rink for the first time an I'm not having fun at all, I can't figure out at all how to skate and the unatural movements have made my backache worse, also all my friends know how to do it decently so I'm just stuck at the barrier trying not to cry, I just want to go home lol.

No. 2316853

>>2316840
I'm sorry anon. I feel your pain.

No. 2316854

>>2316840
go get the crates. you’re probably not leaning forward enough. start by like shuffling your feet and then when you get more confident you have to start pushing off with each step. just use the crates until you get a feel for ten minutes and then once you get past the nerves without them you’ll do fine.

No. 2316864

>>2316853
I feel so retarded, I just argued with my friends because I don't want to move and I said I was a useless load, they were fake complimenting me to try to hype me up and there's nothing I hate more than that.
>>2316854
I don't think there are crates (unless I'm too ESL to understand what that means), anytime I think I've figured it out I manage to fuck it up.

No. 2316866

>>2316864
Just try to control your breath and ground yourself. It's horrible to be bad at something at a social event.

No. 2316872

>>2316713
Ty nona, I did decide to go with getting them sweets!

No. 2316877

>>2316800
Nonna I’m learning with my mom right now kek. I have just started. This shit is hard as fuck. She’s telling me to switch gears in the middle as if I am capable of doing two things at once kek.
But I managed to start the car and go around while using the first gear at least and I stopped the car.
Don’t be discouraged, we’ll learn. There are dumbasses who are driving, I don’t see why we can’t.

No. 2316883

>>2316866
It's making me feel even more ugly and stupid than I usually feel like, my friend wanted to drag me to some stand where they put sparkles on your face but I felt like I didn't deserve it lol.

No. 2316915

>>2316877
Haah that's actually awesome nonna, I hope you get the hold of it and that it goes well for you. I was doing the same thing with my nan's car last month under her supervision and the amount of multitasking is fucking wicked, hands sweaty as all hell. Guess it's all down to time and confidence as well. We'll learn yeah! Best of luck!!

No. 2316949

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Why does Twitter keep showing me ads with these sporty twinks in it? I kept getting annoyed but then decided to click on the vid to see what it was even about, but then a blank popout comes up. I get rid of it, then the whole fucking vid closes. Stop teasing me with these twinks, Elon you cuck.
>inb4 dont say twink!
What's the acceptable woke, straight equivalent, then? Young boul? No way

No. 2316955

Sad today, but crocheted 2 gifts.

No. 2316962

>>2316949
Anon I don't think anyone here will be offended at you saying twink.

No. 2316986

>>2316949
It's always some random football player I've never heard of. Why am I being shown ads of a 5'6 Romanian man with a little waist and pouty lips kicking a soccer ball?

No. 2316990

>>2316949
I keep getting adverts about fwb and women pretending to have sex with a camera I think it's cause I made elon Musk my profile photo but I just don't want doxxed lol

No. 2316992

>>2316990
>>2316986
Oh now of coooourse when I'm searching for the ad to see if it's really a slutty Romanian it's showing me different shit. I hate this stupid spyware

No. 2317005

>>2316949
strapping young man and cutie patootie

No. 2317007

>>2317005
Those are too kind and not objectifying enough

No. 2317010

>>2316949
I wish I got ads with hot twinks in them, all I get is crypto shit.

No. 2317027

I like scrolling by the fandom discourse thread bc they argue about everything, so it looks like the indignant horse in threadpic always has something to say

No. 2317059

>>2317027
I can't imagine being an adult woman and still caring about this shit and seething over what teenaged zoomers are saying on twitter. I guess some women here never outgrew their tumblr phases

No. 2317112

File: 1734830921592.jpg (365.15 KB, 750x902, leave me alone.jpg)

The twink came back

No. 2317116

>>2317112
Is that the viral hockey guy or is this someone else

No. 2317146


No. 2317155

Going to try to finish doing my nails on my non-dominant hand. If I haven't finished in an hour, you guys have permission to beat me up.

No. 2317175

Its supposed to be low forties tonight in my typically hot as fuck state, putting this video on while I sleep so i can pretend to experience winter kek

No. 2317178

>>2317175
Damn bitch you from FL too…

No. 2317181

>>2317155
Same fag, just finished my nails! Yippee!

No. 2317183

>>2317181
Congrats nonnie, what color did you go with?

No. 2317186

>>2317178
>>2317175
FL bitches unite! It’s so goddamn cold……

No. 2317196

I wouldn't care if they banned tiktok. I want it to happen not because I hate the app but just because it would be funny and I want to see what happens next.

No. 2317201

File: 1734841186408.jpg (137.71 KB, 736x736, Cat Eye Magnetic Gel Glitter N…)

>>2317183
I did a nice purple cateye polish. Magnetic polishes are my current obsession

No. 2317205

kek oh NAHHHHH i just walked in on my brother in the bathroom and screamed bc i thought i left the light on there
why didnt this retard close the damn door im cryinnn lmfao

No. 2317212

>>2317205
Was he pooping or showering

No. 2317217

Underrated Christmas song imo

No. 2317233

There is this girl on tiktok who is claiming she has terminal cancer, is homeless, and is an orphan. She begs people to donate to her go fund me in each video. I have absolutely no proof, but I think she’s lying about all of it.

No. 2317241

>>2317233
How much $$ is the GoFundMe asking for and how much has she received so far? I didn't think TT would be good for scamming, I always thought Tumblr was the best platform for it.

No. 2317244

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No. 2317246

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>>2317244
Samefag but I’m sooooo suspicious and even the videos of her crying and getting her matted hair cut seem very manipulative.

No. 2317248

Was about to do a solo version of the devil's tango, but I just thought about something that made me a little upset so now I'm turned off.

No. 2317258

I saw this video this morning, which is weird bc I don't play games. I ordered a rainbow set of wool and new needles thirty minutes later. I wasn't good at needle felting the first time I tried but I love stop motion and how weirdly cute the creations look, I'm going to practice more this time round.

No. 2317271

I think I need to delete Infinity Nikki because I'm getting too addicted it's pathetic nonnies I'd rather work on hobbies or learn something

No. 2317276

>>2317244
>>2317246
Wait so their names are Dina & Dana in the organizer profile, but in the fundraiser blurb it's listed as Dina and Donna?

I checked out their YT channel (which is creepy as fuck, check the vidrel kek), and there it's listed as Dina and Dana, so I'm not sure why they'd choose to list it as Doona?

No. 2317298

i made my friend a cute press on nail set for her birthday but she didn't seem very excited about them and they fell off because she didn't put them on correctly.

No. 2317315

>>2317258
I love needle felting weird little creatures. I can’t crochet or knit but needle felting feels so much simpler and so relaxing. I hope you have fun Nona.

No. 2317333

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No. 2317336

The urge to become a stingy miser who steals because why pay money when I can just not?

No. 2317341

>>2317333
AI or they are just freaky like that

No. 2317354

Why the fuck is it so dead on here

No. 2317366

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I've been eating a lot of fruit lately and it made me remember that nonny not too long ago who sperged out in unpopular opinions (i think) about people replacing sweets addiction with fruit addiction. I wish she was correct, the socirty really could benefit from more people having fruit addictions.

No. 2317376

>>2317336
same, but i always get this urge for shit i don't need, like cute keychains, cute erasers, washi tape, i guess i'm just retarded like that

No. 2317386

>>2317376
Steal that shit lol

No. 2317405

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i love remembering i have the free will to pull up ms paint and scribble retarded shit with my mouse

No. 2317408

>>2317405
would swipe right on all of them.

No. 2317410

Retarded male at my grandma's house won't go away. How do i explode him with my mind

No. 2317412

>>2317405
Half Life mentioned… this would go hard in the /m/ ms paint thread

No. 2317414

I'm a broke student this christmas so I'm focusing on making some homemade stuff for mom.
>salted caramel toffees
>white chocolate saffron fudge
>lemoncurd with saffron
>garlic confit
If christmas wasn't the only time of year where she makes a shitton of bread I would have made her some cranberry bread too. Maybe I should think of something more to add to the bag, but idk what.

No. 2317426

That's it, I finally got bitten in the ass for using a completely outdated system (Win7/Firefox56) and caught something, right? I got a Adobe Flashplayer Update Availble! pop-up in the mighty year of 2024 after starting up my laptop lmao.

No. 2317428

>>2317410
Use the raw power of you mind's visuospatial processes to locate acetone, hydrogen peroxide, and an acidic catalyst then use you psychic powers to send signals to your muscles to mix them together and then recruit your mental abilities to instruct the moid to take the resulting crystallize material outside and holding it in his hands with a battery and some foil touch both ends of the battery together with the foil….with your miiiiiind

No. 2317432

>>2317354
People are busy with family I assume. Good morning nonnies.

No. 2317533

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There's something causing a random array of tapping or ticking noises every few seconds in my room and it's been doing this for hours. Maybe some bug or cockroach hiding somewhere drumming its legs on metal. I want all household pest bugs DEAD ughhh

No. 2317537

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Saw this video of Pete burns while scrolling today and told my boyfriend it looked like his ex. He eventually agreed.

Truth is I'm a bit insecure because she's the Stacey I could never be but the resemblance made me chuckle.

No. 2317539

>>2317537
>>2317538
Why are you posting literal randoms here for the crime of having fucked the same chimp as you

No. 2317540

>>2317538
she doesn't look like pete burns, you are embarrassing yourself.

No. 2317544

>>2317539
I don't know I was amused by the resemblance. Its a mundane shit thread. Whatever though I can still delete I suppose

No. 2317545

>>2317540
The filler certainly does. He just doesn't have a heavy filter on

No. 2317547

>>2317537
>>2317545
>>2317544
Yeah, it's obvious you're insecure.

No. 2317555

>>2317544
>I can still delete
Good. Posting your Nigel's ex on the infamous ebil gossip site so anons will soothe your ego by telling you she's ugly and botched (in the same way you apparently do with the scrote) is Becky behaviour. Learn to love yourself and stop being childish.

No. 2317575

>>2317537
Glad you deleted the pic of his ex, no need to hate a woman for having fucked the guy you're with, and especially no reason to try to humiliate her here. She didn't do anything wrong. If it actually mattered (which it doesn't) it would make more sense to resent him and not her anyway.

Don't make hating women into something you share with men. The ones you can turn against other women will just as easily turn against you. I sincerely hope you realize this.

No. 2317578

>>2317575
Tbf to that anon, the woman she posted had really bad filler and women would do better if it was encouraged to not look like a blow up sex doll

No. 2317580

>>2317578
She's gonna completely ignore all the other posts and focus solely on this kek

No. 2317599

>>2317178
>>2317186
Ayrt i love it when it gets freezing because i know i only have to deal with it for a day. I also refuse to turn my heater on and it is currently 63 degrees in my apt

No. 2317669

I was swishing and was going to post "Rainforest Mint is such a mid flavour of Therabreath and this is coming from someone who uses the jungle theme on lolcor" but now I'm thinking the aftertaste is not so bad. Second time trying this flavour.

No. 2317675

Twatter kept showing me Digital Circus slop for some reason and I decided to watch part of it, and the voice acting is so ass. The little clown girl goes "but… it's gummy goo" and I closed out of it so fast and blocked the poster.

No. 2317715

we need a word like schadenfreude but referring to the scenario of when you dislike someone for no particular reason then are later vindicated when they turn out to be a grifter/groomer/whatevr

No. 2317758

I just added roasted chickpeas to my salads and for the first time ever I inhaled that huge ass bowl of vegetables instead of needing to force myself to finish it, it was SO delicious. It's even better than when I put meat in my salads. The chickpeas are small so they are in every bite, so crunchy, savory, and flavorful. It's almost like that burst of flavor and texture you get when eating chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, and biting into a big chunk of cookie dough, kek.

No. 2317763

>>2317758
love that for you nonny

No. 2317764

File: 1734889489222.jpg (78.45 KB, 540x526, cookie dough.jpg)

>>2317758
It's funny you make that comparison because chickpeas are commonly used to made edible vegan cookie dough! I used to do it all the time and it was insanely good. Still have the recipe I used seven years ago if anyone wants it kek

No. 2317797

>>2317758
What salad did you put them in, ive been getting sick of the usual curries and roast chick peas I've been making out of my chick pea stock and I'd like to include more vegetables into my diet as well

No. 2317799

>>2317764
Share that recipe now plz nonnie

No. 2317805

they shouldnt have used such a cute thread pic for the latest unpopular opinions wtf… i almost clicked on it

No. 2317811

I'm getting sushi but I don't know if I should get a side of gyoza or rangoons.

No. 2317812

>>2317811
gyoza.

No. 2317814

>>2317812
Gyoza it is!

No. 2317821

My Japanese CD I ordered off Mercari via Buyee is on its way with the local mail! I'm so happy. Good things have been happening to me recently. This must be Christmas magic or something.

No. 2317823

>>2317821
>Good things have been happening to me recently
it'll continue into 2025, btw

No. 2317826

>>2317823
Hell yeah

No. 2317865

I had a dream. I don't remember what it was though.

No. 2317945

>>2317865
i had a dream two planes caught on fire and crashed 500 feet away from me. i have a flight next week and i really hope none of us die. i still have no clue if the passengers in my dream survived and i doubt sequel dreams have any news coverage

No. 2317948

>>2317799
The recipe is just the attached image, works like a charm.

No. 2317953

>>2317948
But how much is exactly a can of chick peas?? I have cans in two sizes

No. 2318032

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>be me
>trying to watch my calories
>offered wine at dinner
>nothanks.jpeg
>but I like drinking and being tipsy
>I usually don't like weed but maybe I can smoke now to have a similar effect but sparing the calories
>I'm so smart
>smoke with friends, disappointed as expected
>whatever I tried
>go back inside a little high
>dinner host brings dessert
>
>
>
>eat half a pandoro (picrel for size reference, it's a huge cake)

at least I avoided the calories from a few glasses of wine!

No. 2318069

dear nonny posting homicipher art in /m/: I love you

No. 2318099

just got an autism dating app ad on insta. this is how the algorithm sees me

No. 2318114

>>2317298
That's a bummer. I'm sorry she didn't appreciate your present.

No. 2318116

>>2317821
>tfw my Buyee order was sent back to the warehouse
Bruh

No. 2318120

>>2318032
You did it! Kek though, I have done very similar things.

No. 2318149

>>2318116
That's weird. Buyee bought my CD from the seller for me then I chose the shipping method and paid for the lowest plan, then they shipped it to my country and gave it to the local post. Maybe your local post refused the package?

No. 2318153

>>2318099
Mine is showing me videos that flash with grandma nudes

No. 2318154

I just blew out a candle before going to the bathroom for 20 mins to get ready for bed and when I came back to the living room the Wick was still smoking and glowing as if it had just been extinguished

No. 2318190

The other day, I saw the most gorgeous woman sitting inside neiman marcus and straight up slamming a pellegrino while staring into the distance. She had the most beautiful aquiline nose. I wanted to ask her out kek

No. 2318302

the stupid question thread attracts the nicest of anons compared to other threads

No. 2318309

Drinking and watching VODs, while finally found a phone that will pick up the local cell tower until I can get into my phone provider's store and get a replacement SIM.

No. 2318342

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just remembered the time i left a moovie because the male lead was hideous, i consider if i look retarded to any nonnie that doesn't frequent the psyop thread

No. 2318357

>>2318342
Kek who is he

No. 2318359

>>2318309
Samefag, also DLed another Android browser to post cause the main browser I'm using atm lags out and sends me to the post error page.

No. 2318364

File: 1734941995238.png (3.94 MB, 1170x2532, IMG_2901.png)

She looks like pt

No. 2318376

>>2318364
was about to say…damn, our Queen looks good!

No. 2318395

>>2318357
that actor who played Jack in the Shining in another movie about witches, tolerating him wouldn't have been as bad if the movie didn't expect us to believe that this slimy greasy balding wurstie has the capability to enamour 3 different women.

No. 2318404

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I was going to complain about my TiM brother in the vent thread but I realized that he’s beyond parody and it sounds like I am just making up shit about the most stereotypical AGP troon I could imagine. It was so on the nose no one would think what I said is real, which is a joke in itself. Anyways happy holidays nonnys I hope it’s been a pleasant few days for you all.

No. 2318432

Just remembered the time I was 12 and a girl complimented my coat. I said "thanks, it's sheep's wool!" And she recoiled. I was like ???? And then it clicked that she might think you have to kill a sheep for its wool. So I said "it's fake." And she breathed a sigh of relief. Kekkkkk.

No. 2318434

>>2318432
Kek wouldn't it have been simpler to explain you just shave the sheeps?

No. 2318438

>>2318432
Lmao was she retarded

No. 2318440

>>2318434
Kekkk, you're right, I should've, however at the time we were at our lockers and were about to go home, so I had to say something quick and that was the first thing that came to mind roflmao even though as soon as I said it I thought "now that doesn't make sense…"

>>2318438
LMFAO I wish I knew cuz I never saw her again after that. Forever a mystery.

No. 2318468

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I've invented a new game with my dog where I throw balls up the stairs for her to chase and it's ridiculously entertaining.

No. 2318475

>>2318468
Sounds adorable! Just be careful not to strain her too much because stairs are a bit hard on their backs and legs.

No. 2318479

Just trying to be more chill and think before I speak/type

No. 2318481

how does my normie irl friend know what a gigastacy is? kek

No. 2318486

I'm so tired of still being sleepy throughout the day even when I sleep 6+ hours

No. 2318489

Wtf is with people lining their top lip to look like Kim Possible? Because it looks shitty af

No. 2318491

>>2318481
tiktok

No. 2318500

>>2318475
Yeah, we only played for like 10-15 minutes kek

No. 2318509

OCD will literally have you doing shit like putting rubbing alcohol on your vagina. Worst burn ever btw.

No. 2318511

All I need to do now is to gather the energy to deep clean my apartment and bake some scones, then I won't have to bother getting my ass up from my couch the next few days after christmas celebrations. But I'm just so exhausted.

No. 2318515

My new phone's RAM is so bad despite its storage that I can't play music while doing anything else. Is it even RAM because my outdated iPad that can't even update due to hardware now with a much lower RAM is stronger.

No. 2318520

>>2318515
My Spotify spazzed out as I read this because I had too much open kek.

No. 2318548

My little voiced her opinion about Gypsy Rose when my mom brought it up. Yup, my sister's a retard.

No. 2318560

File: 1734970126996.jpg (Spoiler Image,4.69 MB, 4000x3000, 20241223_185541.jpg)

My CD arrived! Yeay! Happy Christmas to me.

No. 2318562

I look like a girl version of wigi

No. 2318563

>>2318509
having OCD makes me feel like I'm mr bean half the time kek i understand your pain

No. 2318578

my cd player scratched three of my cds and now they skip. fml

No. 2318604

>>2318509
There was a period of time where I would put surface cleaning spray on my ass/legs after sitting on the toilet to clean myself. Fuck me.

No. 2318610

>>2318604
might as well just not sit lmao

No. 2318624

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Christmaterest is in two days!!! I'm so excited! Today I have to go to grandmas house and clean the fridge and oven. Tonight i might make oxtail for dinner.

No. 2318659

i used to have vidrel as my alarm for a while, so when it came up again in my Youtube mix, my heart just sank

No. 2318661

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>>2318659
had my face like this kek

No. 2318668

Went to /tttt/ first time in years and holy shit it's sad. I don't know if I was too young to realise that before or if it's just gotten worse now, but something is different. I'm glad I outgrew my tif phase.

No. 2318669

Lol my mum is a wee sweetheart and bought my ex vouchers for a department store I love so I'm getting them now since he's a massive faggot and we're going to make the most of the sales. I'm also getting a new washing machine cause mine basically exploded and I had a mental breakdown about it so my Dad is ordering a new one and paying the men extra so they take my shite one away along with this old tv I cannot physically move. Seasons blessings to all

No. 2318679

>>2318668
Congrats on making it out nona, let's hope other women do too before it's too late

No. 2318682

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my brothers want to learn German for edgelard reasons and it's killing me

No. 2318683

Anyone used the META AI in WhatsApp? I tried it and it's actually quite nice, better than chatgpt tbh.

No. 2318695

I'm incredibly paranoid in regards to online banking and online shopping, so I want to buy a cheap laptop or tablet that I'd use for absolutely nothing but that when looking up online if this is common, it pretty much unanimously got called overkill but I don't care. I went to look for some today and there's a surprising amount of laptops for under $299, the maximum I'd be willing to spend, and even still quite a few for under $199. They probably suck hardware wise, but I'm hoping it's enough to have them do what I want them to do. Just displaying a few numbers and receiving invoices per mail shouldn't be all too demanding, right?

No. 2318708

>>2318695
have you never shopped online before? i’m bewildered what is so risky about it

No. 2318710

>>2318708
I have, but only in ways I don't have to give my bank details to anyone else, so either through gift cards or by paying upon receiving in the shop. I'm just forever paranoid the sketchy websites I used to download music and cracked games from when I was like fourteen installed some keylogger on my computer that hibernated until the very moment I decide to trust online banking and then take all my savings lol.

No. 2318762

>>2318695
As long as the laptop has at least 8GB of RAM it should be fine for your purposes. Just don't forget to install an adblocker.

No. 2318778

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My stupid "high-tech" laptop doesn't have a CD drive, so I borrowed my brother's older laptop which has one, but forgot to ask for the password because he already gave me it before and I thought it was still the same. He went to sleep a while ago and when I opened his laptop, the password didn't work. CD burning night ruined.

No. 2318808

>>2318710
i mean what kinds of websites are you buying from? most work through a system that does not allow them to see your credit or debit card number. if you use a card at their physical store you’re more at risk since technically scammers can install physical devices that steal your card info. and if they get hacked their insurance pays you. you don’t just lose your money. i’ve shopped almost exclusively online for 15 years and i’ve never been scammed. the worst that’s happened is i get a refund for an item they can’t send me or a package gets lost and they send me a new one. i’ve gotten the stuff i wanted and sometimes vouchers everytime there’s a mistake.

No. 2318821

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Just had ramen with eggs a while ago I’m so mad I didn’t try them together before.Made me feel way less crappy about myself than if were to just have plain cheap ramen.

No. 2318842

I wish I was a gibbon not a stupid person.

No. 2318844

>>2318560
Good for you that it arrived before Christmas! I'll take your post as a sign to finally finish this anime after almost a decade

No. 2318875

I'm peeling taters and when I was taking the eye of out one, potato juice squirted on my forehead

No. 2318892

>>2318875
Same fag but my potatoes are a little green. Oh well, I'm gonna mash them anyway and hope I don't get diarrhea

No. 2318898

>>2318844
I ordered it in early December. I got lucky indeed. Hopefully my CDs I bought from Luxembourg off eBay will arrive soon, too. The shipping is untracked but it says "shipped". Shipped to where though…it's a mystery.
>finish this anime
Don't take it seriously and you'll be able to. It's so soap opera in a way and it's kinda funny and silly. But I admit there were some emotional moments that moved me with Eriko's mom my mom got sick by the time I started the show, and a while after I finished it she passed away, so ever since whenever I listened to the opening I cry. My mom and I used to watch this anime on TV when I was a kid and would sing the opening together, and it got me into singing and music, so it means a lot to me and I'm so autistic about it, I had to have the something physical from it for the memories. Even trying to sing the opening makes me tear up because of the lyrics "I hope you're used to your new life now./ give me half of your tears/pain/smile for me" and some other lines. I posted about Rei's song Gloria a while ago, it moves me a lot but it turned out it's just some prayer lmao, but thinking about how she sort of dedicated it to her father makes me tear up. The whole family thing just hits for me., and with Rei's entire arc/plotline. The plot twist was both hilarious and fucked up.

No. 2318904

Think I’ve truly understood how badly men age from my time on dating apps,I should go after teenagers more

No. 2318913

File: 1735002355303.jpg (3.9 MB, 3200x3200, 1000101135.jpg)

Doing what the woman of the picture is doing.

No. 2318915

>>2318913
Beating now presents??????

No. 2318933

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monochichis are so damn cute

No. 2318964

>>2318933
They’re so much cuter than those fugly creepy Sonny Angels that zoomers are obsessed with

No. 2318969

I keep watching theme park accidents, crying, feeling sick, then going back to watch more. Rinse and repeat. Why am i like this, they fuck me up more than true crime

No. 2318971

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just stress-cleaned every lightswitch in the house

No. 2318983

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Just finished cooking some bomb ass shepherd's pie. I'm eating it with a chai latte.

No. 2318990

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>>2318933
I use to really like them, but then a cow I follow got a boyfriend that looks weirdly similar to them. Now whenever I see them I just think of him unfortunately. Picrel is spoilered just because he’s hideous.

No. 2318995

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here’s my recenlty viewed movies on Google, what have you recently looked at nonnies?

No. 2318996

>>2318995
What the fuck is pumping iron, sounds like a gay porno

No. 2318998

>>2318983
It's so good

No. 2319010

>>2318996
one of schwarzeneggars first movies keeek

No. 2319013

About to brush my teeth and play Harry potter game until I get tired enough to sleep. I need to remember to feed me roaches before I go to sleep, they need more carrots.

No. 2319120

Nonnas wtf? I had really porous, acne ridden, dry skin for the past few months. I’ve been in a depressive episode and I’ve been eating like pure shit. Tell me why I noticed today that almost all my acne is gone, my pores are completely gone, and my skin looks super healthy??? Is the solution to eat like shit?

No. 2319167

>>2318915
Boxing presents, which are gifts.

No. 2319240

Can't sleep, but also haven't smoked in almost a week.

No. 2319250

I got a new phone. Now I can look at lolcor in HD bright colored OLED.

No. 2319252

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She spent 400 dollars on this singular shot glass from Hermes (that she admitted was very thin and fragile, but that if it breaks she’ll just buy another). She also spent 100 dollars on a bottle of hand soap from Hermes.

No. 2319260

>>2318990
This is the only kind of moids I attract.

No. 2319262

>>2318990
Of course he’s reading Stephen king

No. 2319265

>>2319120
Maybe it was one specific food that you always eat but stopped eating it while you were consuming junk. Maybe your hormones were just weird at that time unrelated to what you are eating
.>>2319252
I am pretty sure this was a lady who furiously bought three of the same Manolo Blahnik heels in different colours, then made a video saying that she regrets buying them because they became a trend and therefore became trashy. There's a special place in hell for rich people who are like this.
>>2319260
Tragic anon. This is why i also stay celibate because i'd hate for such a man to even look my way even though people will try to say we are lookmatched. It's rough.

No. 2319266

>>2319260
Hey 12 yr olds shouldn't be on this site

No. 2319269

>>2319252
she looks ghoulish. hyper consoomers have no souls

No. 2319271

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>>2319266
Oh anon…

No. 2319272

>>2319120
Maybe you were having an allergic reaction to something in your life?

No. 2319281

>>2318486
6 hours is not enough most adults need 7 - 9 hours of sleep

No. 2319282

I really want to make a true crime channel in english translating cases from my country, but i cant speak english and i have a speech impediment to top it of. I was thinking of using an AI voice but writing the script.

No. 2319294

>>2319282
Why don't you just start off by making a blog? Websites are super easy to make nowadays with the amount of website building tools that are available.

No. 2319355

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Sometimes youtube will recommend these random videos to me that will only have a handful of views. This morning I got recommended a video of women with long bangs which lead me to this channel. Men have the weirdest, most specific fetishes, I swear to god

No. 2319405

Merry Christmas nonnas I love you all

No. 2319413

I've never had an energy drink in my life. I want to try it and my friends urge me to but a part of me wants to remain an energy drink mouth virgin just for laughs. I just drink extremely concentrated black coffee instead and my friends call me a psychopath

No. 2319419

>>2319355
Dutch scrote moment. reminds me of a reel that i got of a woman with an under cut and someone in the comments said that the act of her flipping her hair to reveal the undercut in particular is very arousing to the men with that fetish and now i can't stop replaying the memory of that shit video with the mental sound effect of males cooming to it. also, in general, i feel like i'm coming across more fetish accounts on my FYP, for native americans, or for waterbeds, its weird.

No. 2319420

>>2319355
I wonder how these fetishes come to be. Childhood experiences?

No. 2319423

>>2318971
I had such a big crush on her when I watched this show kek

No. 2319431

>>2319355
Reminds me of my husbando with long bangs kek

No. 2319432

>>2319419
I love coming across super niche YouTube channels/playlists and immediately being able to tell whether it's an autistic special interest or a fetish.

No. 2319433

Why why WHY are all the new models of laptops losing their ports? Laptops back then had 4+ USB ports and little Internet cables and audio jacks and CD drives and lots of other little ports for specific things and now the new laptops I see only have one USB port for a wired mouse (or maybe not even that, if you don't have Bluetooth then you're a loser and fucked to them) and a charging hole and that's it.

No. 2319454

>>2318990
it's too bad there isn't much interest in kailyn on lolcow

No. 2319493

I'm on a train and lolcow identifies its wifi hotspot as a VPN, guess I'm going on rehab for the next three hours.

No. 2319494

File: 1735048071900.gif (2.04 MB, 268x204, 8920fd29fdd765e45b74f33bc2aa7f…)

Sometimes i feel self-conscious about being an ugly mentally unbalanced terf bc it probably doesn't help to convince troons into untrooning, but then these retards openly claim jessica yaniv and chrissy boy bc "they might be bad people but they're still women", or support some artist with henious allegations but "at least they support the dolls", or claim a shitton of troons with other mental illnesses and grew up in an abusive environment as a child, so it's like, what am i even worried about?

No. 2319503

>>2319433
YES I’m so fucking mad they got rid of the CD ROM it’s so stupid. My laptop only has 2 usb c ports, 1 hdmi port, and only 1 usb port. It sucks because the charger of course needs the usb c port so i only have 1 port each! We used to be a proper country. I also hate touchpads

No. 2319505

>>2319503
Same kek my touchpad keeps spazzing out and two finger scroll sometimes doesn't work and everyone I talk to says "just go to settings and turn it back on" like they don't get that the bug literally makes touchpad settings disappear from settings and device manager

No. 2319520

I'm using chatgpt to help beta my first fanfiction because I cannot expose a sentient human to this shit before it's more legible. Works quite well. Having fun. I am horrible at writing though. Exciting

No. 2319531

>>2319520
Exciting.

No. 2319535

>>2319520
That's awesome anon, I hope it helps you improve with your writing as well

No. 2319539

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Anybody else having kinda shit christmas

No. 2319541

>>2319539
yeah nowadays I don't feel the holiday spirit for any holiday really

No. 2319543

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>>2319405
Merry Christmas, nona. Love you!!

No. 2319560

Sugar gave me brainfog. Fucking holidays…

No. 2319566

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>>2319539
My mom is bipolar narcissistic and always splits on Christmas so I'm always having a shit Christmas. I've given up on the holiday a long time ago and now just observe it from the outside like if it was a pagan celebration of a foreign culture. I loathe the consumerist aspect of it too and giving and receiving Christmas gifts. My dream is to spend Christmas all by my lonesome with a bottle of wine and a delicious dinner, but alas I yet cannot. I don't even set up Christmas trees or any decoration related to Christmas.

No. 2319570

>>2319566
I'm really sorry to hear that nona. My mom is currently getting progressively more wine drunk and, because she's fighting with my brother, (in all fairness my brother is in the wrong in this situation) she's reminiscing of all the times we (her kids) have ever wronged her.

No. 2319575

>>2319570
Thank you nonna. Hope you can get a break from the situation that's brewing between them, remove yourself from the room for some air if you can. Angry drunks usually crash after a while.

No. 2319589

I found the gluten free pressed grains bread I like so much and am about to it them in my comfy bed by myself. Best Christmass.

No. 2319616

I usually hate Christmas because I always put effort into my gifts, wrapping, cards, etc. I'm used to getting last-minute gifts or nothing at all from previous moid partners.

Was in a shit relationship for 9 years, finally left him last year, promised myself I'd never date anyone that thoughtless again. Have started casually seeing a guy I went to college with, and in typical me fashion I got him a nice, thoughtful gift revolving around one of his interests + a really pretty handmade card. Was expecting to get, like, a candle in return.

Go over to his place, we exchange gifts. He got me a full-size bottle of my favorite perfume (shit's $95 a bottle) and I legit almost cried. Not just because it was an expensive gift/something I needed (I'd run out of my last bottle), but because I think I mentioned the name of this shit ONCE in passing, and he not only paid attention but immediately made a note of it in his phone so he'd get the right kind. I'm so touched. We watched my favorite Christmas movie, he gave me a footrub, and it was all just… very sweet. IDK, just had to tell someone about this because I have nobody to tell IRL.

No. 2319647

>>2319616
I'm so happy you're having a nice Christmas nona, there's something really special when someone actually pays attention to what you'd like and acts thoughtfully. Glad your situation's improved!

No. 2319648

>>2319294
I really like editing. I used to make amvs when i was younger and i want to get back to it.

No. 2319653

>>2319355
There is actually an anime waifu that has bangs like that and became incredibly popular this year

No. 2319658

>>2319566
Wow, we must be long-lost sisters. I have the exact same kind of mother, except she's autistic and narcissistic. So it's a really great combination as you can imagine. Over the years my visits for the holidays have gotten shorter and shorter, I'm down to a week this year but I'm thinking about giving it up all together next year. It's just way too much stress for me to handle these days. I've been at my family's house for 2 days now and my mother has already fake-cried 8 times and threatened to kill herself twice. It's like I step into the Twilight Zone whenever I enter this house. The rest of the year I'm very low contact, but I had a soft spot for Christmas for the longest time because I have this juvenile wish to have a happy holiday. That's never going to come true and it's taken over 20 years to realize that. I hope one day you and I can have our silent, relaxing, lonesome Christmas without the interference of speds and free from drama. I think for me, that's next year. I hope that you can find a way to get where you want to be too.

No. 2319710

>>2319355
I had a coworker with hair down to her knees and men used to message her on social media asking for videos

No. 2319780

i am going day by day trying to move on from unrequited "love"
today i made myself a cocktail - winter spiced tea - it's pretty good so i am sharing it here

https://teelingdistillery.com/news/teeling-winter-spiced-tea/

No. 2319837

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I just realized that the animals I think are cutest all share the traits i like in humans. I love gibbons and borzois because i love lanky long faced people.

No. 2319849

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I went to a local soap and lotion shop for Christmas presents and got myself a sugar scrub as well. Usually I can’t use stuff like this because of my eczema but the sugar scrub doesn’t bother me at all. It smells like wildflowers which is a neutral and pleasant scent with a floral note. I’m so pleased.

No. 2319850

>>2319653
Which one?

No. 2319917

thinking about that time the cops came to my house as a kid just 'cause there were 3 black SUVs in the yard.

No. 2319942

One of my worms finally turned into a beetle!! Although, it does look kina weird so it may not live long.

No. 2319960

>>2319942
Real life pokemon evolution

No. 2319962

>>2319917
I realized the other day the only times I have interacted with cops is because anime was involved.

No. 2320002

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I always thought she was a man, and I guess it was confirmed in November, but how exactly does a medical report work? How did they confirm this? Did they look into her medical history or do the Olympics require a medical examination that revealed that she had some type of operation?

No. 2320006

>>2320002
Just realized I called he a she multiple times. Just force of habit because everyone I’ve spoken to about it when he was in the Olympics was super “it’s a she” and I just played along cause I didn’t really feel like debating.

No. 2320014

Normally I like grapefruit but I just ate some candy that tastes exactly like grapefruit and I came to the realisation that anything tasting like grapefruit that's not grapefruit is disgusting.

No. 2320028

>lolcow noticeably slower during the holidays
Damn all of you are just normies

No. 2320039

>>2320028
Well wtf anon I spend the other 364 days here, can't I just have a day off??

No. 2320041

>>2320039
DA No. Back to work, Farmer.

No. 2320057

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>>2320041
visualized your post with vidrel

No. 2320061

Watching jim carrey's the grinch

No. 2320066

I've been eating nothing but desserts recently, the holidays are evil.

No. 2320084

Got my deposit 3 days early! Yippee!!!!!

No. 2320096

There's literally nothing wrong with the way she sang this?

No. 2320105

This dumb bitch on TikTok has a moid 15 year old brother who keeps wrecking havoc on her household (her parents died, so she takes care of her brother and special needs sister who has cerebral palsy, seizures, and a mild mental disability. She’s married and has two kids) the brother brings drugs into the house, skips school, steals back things she takes away as a punishment, and PURPOSELY DOES THINGS TO MAKE HER SISTER HAVE SEIZURES. She keeps asking for advice and everyone in her fucking comments besides a few dumbasses are telling her he needs to be sent away, at least temporarily until he realizes how good he has it. He’s not even her biological brother, her parents adopted him when he was 10. Even worse, he had a brother that was also adopted who at one point cut the special needs sister on her stomach and legs. He was sent away, but this dumbass is staying because he “has a good heart.” Well let him go to a shitty group home and reflect on being a cunt for a while. Also, maybe you should literally remove all of his items from the house and tell him if he wants shit that he’s going to have to pay for it himself. Dumb fuck.

No. 2320109

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Watching a 2000s cartoon and a character showed this as an example of teen slang at the time. Can any millennial nonna confirm if these are real expressions and meanings?
>>2320096
See: cursive singing. I personally hate this specific style of what I think is showoffy singing. And I think she did round the vowels too much and may have skipped the r but I'm not entirely sure.

No. 2320115

>>2320109
Beef is still relevant, i've heard caddy used in rap songs, the rest are incredibly burger-centric so i've never heard them before but also i've never heard my burger family members say it.

No. 2320152

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For some reason in recent years my face gets super round and eyes slanted when smiling. Since it's the holidays of course photos are to be expected but fuck, I gotta learn how to do a new smile that looks less squished and ugly. Any tips on how to smile?

No. 2320154

>>2320152
Your smile sounds cute Nona. Nothing’s weirder than a forced or unnatural smile.

No. 2320188

>>2320152
Smile when you want to, the way your body naturally does. Practice appreciating the true happiness displayed in photographs of you instead of dissecting your appearance. I hate my smile but I've come to recognize those are moments I am truly happy, and I remember the memories surrounding the photograph and the smile.

No. 2320201

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my retard brothers were at it all trying to troll people on discord voice chat, and they stumbled upon a somehow civilized conversation about women's rights in regards to different culture, and some male Eurofags were talking about how it is in Europe and how misogyny isn't something that India has evolved into, just has to evolve out of, and the entire convo was so normal, i almost believed that Euro males aren't completely sexually abhorrent

No. 2320205

Came across another nonnie using "inch resting" again, i have GOT to use that sometime kek

No. 2320206

>>2320201
it's actually making me feel disgusted, i'd use the Elsie vomiting image here if i could

No. 2320208

>>2320154
>>2320188
Well thank you I appreciate the reassurance! Was definitely having a negative spell but my family thought the photos were great, and ultimately that's all that matters

No. 2320230

I'm now starting to realize that every single time a man has ever talked about or mentioned divorce to me, they always made it seem like this incredibly painful, almost traumatic point in their life. Even if he deserved to be divorced. While any woman who ever mentioned her divorce to me had talked about like how a person would talk about their errands.

No. 2320248

>>2320230
Well, of course it's traumatic for the men, they don't get free pussy anymore, the poor babies. Women om the other hand don't have to deal with caring for another unwashed and ungrateful prick.

No. 2320256

My family is a fucking mess. I'm alone this holiday and reflecting. I miss them though.

No. 2320258

I just bought the new Whirr album on Bandcamp. It will probably be on Spotify soon but I couldn’t wait

No. 2320264

I started doing Duolingo again and have been having a pretty good time, but this moid clearly wanted to take the top spot away from me. He didn't start studying a ton until I got the top spot, but I'm retarded so I got myself duo max for Christmas after trying out the trial. Spent five hours straight on there yesterday and I will do it again. If it was a woman I wouldn't care, but I can't let a moid beat me like that. He doesn't even know the levels of retard he has triggered out of me. The truth is I was already spending six hours a day doing lessons, but I did those hours with making my score so high he'd stop trying to catch up in mind kek. I am a neet shut-in so I have endless free time for this.

No. 2320299

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My Christmas gift from myself to me has arrived. 2 are still on the way. I'm happy this eBay purchase didn't end up a scam or lost lol. Listening to it right now, then I'll rip it and edit the tag info. Can't wait until the other two arrive.

No. 2320306

I'm hoping the corner stores are open because I wanted to buy flowers today lol

No. 2320325

My sisters moid teased me about still collecting CD's (from very few specific artists) but he collects records… bitch it's the same thing. Let me like stuff.

No. 2320453

Sometimes my mom gets bursts of nostalgia from when I was a baby and will grab me when I'm laying on bed and hug me with a bit of baby talk.

No. 2320462

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I got my new year's outfit as a gift from my family and I love it so much, it's the best color that has ever existed (Yellow) and my family liked the gifts I got for them, since this is my first Christmas giving gifts it makes me happy, but I hope that next year I have more money to buy better stuff, I want to genuinely surprise them all.

No. 2320470

I was reading some reddit threads about dating and as a lifelong celibate I'm mystified by the world of dating, like you're expected to have sex on the third date? In your 30s you should have settled down at least once or else it's a red flag??? I know I'm a bit too old to have my first everythings but if this is what I'm expecting I'll just remain single for my entire life, it's not like I'm missing on intimacy or romance.
>inb4 reddit is not representative of the real world

No. 2320496

>>2320299
what do you mean rip it and edit the tag info? so you have access to it on pc without the CD? did it not exist online beforehand? sorry havent really gotten into cds but im interested if it means i can discover new music not on the internet. do you need a cd player attached to pc?

No. 2320499

>>2320470
no i feel the same, i feel like a different species than these people (i know im not, its just how i feel) atp i think ill die a virgin and i dont even care

No. 2320517

>>2320470
you don't need to pay attention to that stuff, if you don't want to. don't read reddit for insight into relationships.

for a lot of people, dating is a numbers game, which means dating a whole bunch of people you may not actually like or are not compatible with. so some people play dumb social engineering games to try to figure out quickly if this person is a potential match, and/or engineer situations to help them see different aspects of a person, quickly.

they're just ways to make a quick judgement about someone, instead of spending time to observe/learn these things. you can't spend 5 years with each person, so people make up short cuts to try to find a person for them. most of the people who follow this stuff are dating for marriage (or it was in the past), so they have a short deadline relative to their life to find someone.

No. 2320548

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I typically don't use purses, I'm more of a tote bag or backpack user. But I've been obsessing over this one from Braccialini for a couple of days now, it's being sold at a second hand online store for 10 bucks so it's not much of a dent in my bank account if I don't end up using it, but it would still feel like such a waste…but god, I love it so fucking much. Should I go for it anyway, nonas?

No. 2320558

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My older sister has discovered AO3…

No. 2320560

>>2320558
Down she goes!

No. 2320563

I have the ability to Pavlov my brain into finding anything funny. I should pick some random gen alpha slang term next and start laughing like a maniac at it. Or maybe I should pick out some random household object.

No. 2320565

>>2320558
i was kinda retarded when i was younger and i always called ao3 verbatim archive of our own and got made fun of by my classmates for it all the time

No. 2320566

>>2320563
Skibidi Ohio Rizz!!!

No. 2320568

>>2320566
Nah that'll never make me laugh.

No. 2320618

Cooking fir Christmas dinner. Pot roast, ribs, banana pudding and apple muffins down. Now it's just the lasagna (I think). I was gonna make gingerbread cookies too but idk.

No. 2320651

I strangely don't find cat images cute and reaction pics make me cringe. I thought I hated them as a child but nope, I love them to death irl. Something about them stilled on images just doesn't do it for me. I have to meet them in person and say hello and pat and cuddle them.

No. 2320676

I added too much ground cloves to my ginger cookies and they’re shit but my mom is still pretending to like them

No. 2320703

>>2320651
I feel the same way and I don't know why. I love cats they're one of my favorite animals, but I hate seeing most cat pictures. Especially if it's my friends' or family's cats, but I actually LOVE them in person.

No. 2320704

>>2320548
Go for it!

No. 2320706

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It's almost 11pm and I'm super tired, but I can tell that I have some underlying anxiety going on inside of me so if I go to bed as I am atm I'm going to spiral hardcore. I have some pills for my anxiety, but they're pretty strong so if I take them now I'm gonna be barely awake for half the day tomorrow and I got some stuff I need to get done. I don't know what to do.

No. 2320723

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My prescription for sertraline is 100mg, but i decided to take 2 tablets because my anxiety is through the roof and i have never felt so calm and at peace. My mind is so quiet and i can focus on things i actually want to do. I'll let my psychiatrist know this asap. Picrel i felt like a lot of nonnies need this reaction pic in their arsenal. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

No. 2320736

my tummy hurts a bit but it's ok. it's christmas and i can eat as much tiramisú and mantecol as i want

No. 2320739

>>2320706
clinically studied lavender oil (silexan) is good for anxiety and doesn't have much in side effects (except lavender flavored burps)

No. 2320771

There's so many (5) things I want to do and the choice is overwhelming me, so instead I've just been switching between lolcow, tumblr and reddit for the past two hours. It's not too bad because I still have two more weeks of my leave left, but like… I'd like to do something lol.

No. 2320774

>>2320771
use an online RNG or wheel to select for you. go enjoy your leave!

No. 2320776

>>2320453
Mine too

No. 2320779

>>2320774
Kek, NTAYRT, but I love rolling a virtual die online to make silly decisions. Especially when I feel like gaming and can't decide what to play.

No. 2320780

Scrapbooking is actually so much fun, I've basically spent the whole afternoon cutting (badly) and pasting random stuff that reminds me of anything that I've done, I'm glad I was hoarding all of those seemingly insignificant but memory relevant things like tickets to places and boxes of stuff that I can cut and paste in my planner.

No. 2320793

Im getting dogpiled on reddit right now because they read something I said as mean and bitchy kek. I actually really like reddit, but the people there are so sensitive and eager to jump down your throat that it's hilarious

No. 2320794

Since the horny thread was appropriated by exclusive husbandofags, I think we should make a horny posting general again. Like just random horny.

No. 2320805

>>2320794
There's already two fantasies threads and a masturbation thread, not to mention multiple thirsting threads. Not sure what else you need.

No. 2320854

>>2320805
I need everything

No. 2320867

File: 1735179008117.jpeg (14.3 KB, 225x225, sockers.jpeg)

i got gifted some really cute thick and warm house socks for christmas and they are so nice i don't know why i didn't buy them for myself any sooner. who says socks cant be good gifts!

No. 2320871

>>2320496
There's a torrent of it but it's in low quality, so I decided to buy it and rip it in FLAC for the highest quality. I put the CD into the laptop then use EAC (exact audio copy) to extract the files. Before doinf that, the tracks aren't titled proper and there's no album cover, so I edit it using EAC, I scan the album cover and add it to the album, and I enter the track titles and artists' names. Once the extraction is done, I can have the tracks on my laptop and move them to my phone as well. Hope this is helpful to you! I do this to archive rare music not found on streaming so I can access it any time I want and not worry about the YouTube videos getting taken down for what's reason.

No. 2320880

A part of me miss my best friend and I's old tradition of watching Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights each christmas season, but I'm also relieved we grew out of it. I think I still know each scene and line by heart kek

No. 2320886

>>2320867
Now I'm just wondering if you're my sister although I think she's asleep and she's too normie for lc I think

No. 2321000

I'm in my bed trying to take off my pajamas and eat lasagna at the same time

No. 2321001

I hate taking showers, but I've discovered my new past time. Once I'm done washing my hair, I lay down on the shower floor and let the boiling hot water hit my body. I laid there for like 30 minutes and transported to another universe. Then the water was getting cold, so I got up and washed my body and got out. My eyes were bloodshot red after and the water and electric bill are going to sky rocket if I keep this up, but I kind of don't care teehee.

No. 2321024

Sleeping in my childhood bed for my Christmas stay and how the hell did I survive in that thing past my teens??? It's so tiny, I have no space to do anything.

No. 2321045

>>2321000
Living the dream

No. 2321046

>>2321001
Have you ever considered taking a hot bath?

No. 2321054

>>2321046
I hate baths. They get warm and then cold too quickly. My body gets used to the temperature whereas with a shower I can just keep making it hotter. It's boring; I need to be molested by the pressure of the water.

No. 2321056

One time a moid said he couldn't date me because my feet weren't cute. Also, it's crazy that women get stuck on men for weeks and even months after a relationship/situationship ends, and moids will literally be stroking their dicks and hanging out with their friends and not once think about you.

No. 2321204

I like laying in bed and occasionally putting my arm all the way up for some reason

No. 2321245

Since ninth grade my friends and I have been saying "Merry New Year" every NYE and it's so dumb that it's funny.

No. 2321294

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>>2320774
anon what do i do I ended up playing Harvest Moon, thank you for this idea lol

No. 2321307

wearing an oversized shirt and not wearing any bra. best feeling

No. 2321316

I told my mom my experiences with taking shrooms (which are illegal in my country) and she sounded interested, I'm tempted to bring some for her to try next time I go to the Netherlands, I'm sure she would love it and it would do her some good.

No. 2321319

>>2321316
I'd do this but customs are really harsh where I'm from and they'd yoink everything from me the moment I return.

No. 2321329

>>2321319
I was one train ride away from the Netherlands and they barely checked my ticket, and even if I'd been caught they would have just taken the shrooms and told me to move on, they are not going to bother to arrest me over singular use of mostly harmless drugs.

No. 2321331

>>2320793
I've just said this somewhere else, but Redditors can never decide if they're desensitized honorary 'channers who are sooo jaded by the internet or whiney PC fags. It's so funny how they perpetuate groupthink and mass paranoia at the same time.

No. 2321338

>>2321331
This was me as a teen and I grew out of it and seeing adults do it is odd to me.

No. 2321349

>>2321054
same, I love the constant stream. a bath doesn’t give the same thing

No. 2321357

>>2321054
>>2321349
Don't baths also not clean you as well as showers? Showers are running while baths are still, not rocket science, that thing. I hated them as a child because I felt like I was sitting in a pool of my own filth

No. 2321372

>>2321357
I always rinsed before drawing a bath and still shower afterward. It's a huge waste of water, so I don't do it hardly ever

No. 2321679

Love ending the year with the flu, feeling amazing right now.

No. 2321722

I have a personal website and I keep being clocked as a farmer, which is hilarious but I also have to wonder why since there's no clear indicators on my site.

No. 2321990

A friend of mine was showing me pics of random troons and wow I look like a supermodel in comparison kek.

No. 2321996

>feel sick recently
>oversleeping and still feeling sleepy after 10+ hours of sleep waking up
>feel dizzy and lose balance
>getting constant headaches
>stinky
>no focus at all and brain fog
>open period calendar app
>period in 10 days
Ofcourse.

No. 2321997

>>2321996
Samefag, forgot to add the worst one
>violent diarrhea after eating

No. 2322003

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I'm still a bit at odds with how LOK handled Toph's life after ATLA. She just never struck me as the type to have multiple kids by different fathers.

No. 2322004

>>2322003
I can kind of see it happen to be honest.

No. 2322005

>>2322004
How come?

No. 2322007

>>2322005
She has a fiery spirit, she doesn't seem the type to really need a man to hang around her. It would make sense for her to realize she needed to move on from one man, and may have ended up pregnant years later perhaps on accident. I don't think this tarnishes her character at all to be honest.

No. 2322008

>>2322003
Hold on she has what now lmfao

No. 2322020

File: 1735266841716.jpeg (4.12 MB, 5712x4284, IMG_3525.jpeg)

My passive aggressive gingerbread cookie with self harm marks and wandering through an ocean of piss and shit

No. 2322028

>>2322020
it looks racist

No. 2322030

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>>2319850
really late but this ugly creature from Nikke

No. 2322070

I'm gonna be starting a meal plan next month. I'm really excited but nervous.

No. 2322073

I was so clumsy this week. I cut myself while I was cracking a crab leg on my right hand and now 2 more little cuts were created on my left hand because the lime peel was too tough so I've cut 2 of my fingers off…fuck it hurts.

No. 2322074

>>2319355
Oh god I used to wear bangs like this as an emo kid, it was so retarded. I wish someone would've bullied me out of if but my best friend said it's super cool.

No. 2322077

>>2322030
I hate everything about this character design.

No. 2322079

>>2322077
the small feet are funny as fuck

No. 2322080

After getting a massage earlier, I'm now knitting a sock, drinking a hot tea and I just ate a whole pomegranate. I feel like the exact same as when a shitty author tries desperately to depict what early heroin use feels like.

No. 2322125

>>2322030
Why is anime still drawn in this kim k 2010s style? I thought japanese moids didn't like fat women? If they saw a woman irl that looked like this, they would call her fat

No. 2322128

>>2322125
No woman looks like this irl without heavy photoshop.

No. 2322132

>>2322128
I mainly meant the "thicc" thighs moids seem to be obsessed with right now. I'm just wondering how this became global enough to affect anime since those legs would be considered fat to japanese moids

No. 2322133

>>2322132
there are a lot of ''fat'' JAV actresses like hitomi tanaka that are insanely popular and have been for years

No. 2322135

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>>2322125
Tbf that game is specifically aiming towards fat ass fetish.
The gameplay is seeing them shoot robots from behind, arcade style.

No. 2322155

>>2322133
So Japanese moids are just hypocrites?

No. 2322164

>>2322155
All men are.

No. 2322166

Online shopping is so fucking stressful

No. 2322167

>>2322133
>>2322155
I know no one asked but there are many Asian men out there who liked thicc women (me being asian myself). That being said society would frown upon them if they voice out their type because Asian society prefers skinny anachan bodies more than being "fat" (in the right places). Just like all men who never dates women their type but still go out and pursue women who arent their type. True cowards.

No. 2322179

>>2322133
Hitomi is a typical tiny slim Asian woman who just has massive boobs. Unsurprising that scrotes love big tits/ass.

No. 2322190

Aliexpress just sent me like 10 "your order is being processed" notifications for one order. I fucking get it leave me alone.

No. 2322191

>>2322179
nah she got fat at some point

No. 2322200

I see so many TiMs irl lately it's crazy. And they're always like 6'2". Nobody believes you're a woman dude

No. 2322325

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I've been getting into knitting of all things. I need to figure out how to knit colors without bumps

No. 2322347

>>2322028
it literally looks like a Pollywog kek

No. 2322561

File: 1735316966593.jpeg (1.07 MB, 3024x4032, F61E8B91-38D3-4770-9451-1FC269…)

>>2322325
Try knitting inside out like picrel, it helps people a lot with tension in colorwork.

No. 2322575

File: 1735317340833.png (37.09 KB, 1838x255, 1111.PNG)

ligifags have gone full schizo

No. 2322656

Sometimes I boot up lolcow.farm and within 5 minutes I realize it's a shit day on the farms and that it'd be best to just leave and come back tomorrow

No. 2322671

I went to my grandma's funeral today. She was always hostile to my father (her son) and my family, for years she would never contact us and when my father went to visit he would always come home angry with us too.
December 8th was my father's birthday and he was so angry because she didn't call him. He said she had forgotten him alone and that a mother would never forget her child if she loved them.
So I was waiting for the funeral to start and all her relatives were at her house. Me and my brother went to the kitchen for a bit to make space, and then he turns to me and says something about the calendar. I look at it and there it is, my father's name on the right date written on the calendar. He thought she had forgotten him, but she didn't. It gave me such a weird indescribable feeling.

No. 2322676

I feel so bad for asscrack pimple nona

No. 2322858

I saw the tiniest little baby gecko today. I would've bought him/hher but I don't have space for another pet.

No. 2322911

Everything feels weird today

No. 2322959

There's a retirement home right next to the café i work at and the sweetest old lady comes by almost every day. She's 94 but you literally cannot tell unless she tells you, she's so agile for her age. Up until this year she was living on her own, but she broke her hip and that's why she was taken to the retirement home. I've grown quite fond of her and she's always joking about how she's gonna adopt me kek she even gave me 10€ on my birthday.
Unfortunately we live in buttfuck nowhere, and we're closing the café for vacation for almost two months, so there's literally nothing to do here except go take walks. The next town is not far away, only 10 minutes by foot, but still, the sidewalk is really shitty and even though she's so agile and literally walks more than me in a day than I do all week, it's not really the best place to walk, specially in winter when everything is frozen.
She doesn't really have a family either, just a nephew. She's been a widow since the 90s and never got to have children, so I don't think she gets many visits. Even this week for Christmas I think she was all by her own, she told me she spent three days in bed with an UTI, didn't mention anyone coming to see her. I'm a bit worried she's gonna start declining health wise the next few months because of isolation, old people's homes are super depressing and once they start to get sick, they just go downhill really quickly.
I think she has a phone, so I think I'll give her my phone number so she can contact me if she needs anything. I live in the building next to the retirement home, so I see her quite often even when I'm not working because she's always outside going on walks.
I do really hope she is fine, lately she's been complaining about her blood pressure being low and having a hard time getting out of bed, it makes me so sad.

No. 2322966

>>2322959
Start visiting her. You're so blessed and the whole world is guiding you towards your soul path.

No. 2322974

>>2322966
My idea is to go on walks with her from time to time (I don't spend much time at home when I don't have work). We bonded over our loves for animals and I always give her scraps of food so she can feed the stray cats, dogs, donkeys and horses around here.

No. 2322986

>>2320061
I hate that it makes me laugh so much, kek. I'm such a pleb

No. 2322994

>send money to an e-begger online, this is the second time I've done this
(Yeah yeah I know, but I have a bleeding heart and their story hit me hard)
>leave them a dm and a comment so I can make sure they got it
>they ignore both despite actively posting
Am I wrong for feeling a lil salty?

No. 2323017

>>2322994
why would you be wrong for feeling salty? i'd cancel the money transfer or send a request for them to send it back.

No. 2323029

>>2323017
I guess because I don't believe in doing acts of kindness for recognition or to make yourself feel good, but damn a "thank you" and just letting ne know you received it would be nice kek.

No. 2323044

>>2322994
Now anon, why would you expect anything else?

No. 2323047

File: 1735336978233.gif (556.81 KB, 498x280, 1239285711.gif)

It's 10pm. Everyone is in bed. The house is clean. It's time to put on Netflix and knit for the next few hours. awww motherfuckiiin' yiiiis

No. 2323063

>>2322561
Interesting! Thank you for telling me about this technique. I'll definitely try it out if I ever make an attempt at socks or jumpers.

No. 2323092

i changed my LC theme to girltalk and just having pink light shot into my eyes has improved my mood
what are your favorite themes, nonas?

No. 2323094

I got into an argument with my father and he put my husbando's death scene on the TV right afterwards how could he do this to me?

No. 2323098

>>2323092
I like keekweek and Luna.

No. 2323104

>>2323098
keekweek brings me back to 2014 in the best way, and i love the sparkles hehe

No. 2323113

>>2323094
He sounds petty af but I kinda wish my dad was this fun

No. 2323154

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>>2323063
Of course happy to help! It’s a game changer for people who have tighter tension. Happy knitting nona!

No. 2323155

>>2323094
KEKKK I would be flabbergasted

No. 2323185

File: 1735343005898.jpg (3.26 MB, 2465x2323, buttons.jpg)

I got a button machine for christmas and went about making some crypto buttons (and other goofy shit) to hang on my purse! If any nonas have some suggestions on what buttons I should make feel free to send some pics

No. 2323187

>>2323185
what about one that says ''i dont identify as, i am''

No. 2323189

But a bit of gin into my juice, hopefully it wasn't too little cause I wanna feel a bit buzzy

No. 2323220

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Was at a pet store today. Sad cause the rats were all in a little itty bitty tank, and they were all trying to use the wheel at the same time though. Two of the enclosures were like this. I don't really know why the rats were trying to use it at the same time if it was obviously crowded though.

No. 2323221

>>2323094
God damn I wish I had a dad so bad

No. 2323224

File: 1735345385413.png (348 KB, 366x490, more rats.png)

>>2323220
Samefag, here are some more i saw. I won't lie though, I did think it was cute to see them all huddled up although they probably don't enjoy it. I don't know why these big pet stores stock stuff like rats and ferrets, they're so unpopular amongst exotic pets and it's so unlikely for them to get bought (except for rats because some psycho's use them as live food)

No. 2323228

>>2323187
Hm I tried looking it up and all I got was gendie shit (maybe pushback on the original saying possibly?) I should find another louis wain pic to match with it and cobble something up, contemplating if I should pick his more psychedelic ones

No. 2323230

>>2323228
ntayrt but you should check out the TERF merch thread in 2X for more ideas if you haven’t already
>>>/2X/7214

No. 2323233

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Was eating italian cookies when my family decided to bring out a surprise belated birthday cake, and despite saying I didn't want it right that second they insisted. So now I'm the asshole for getting nauseous and not finishing my slice

No. 2323236

>>2323224
I hope they find good homes, mice and rats are so sweet.
I also want to a-log anyone who uses live food of any kind. It's not just unnecessarily cruel to the food, it's unnecessarily dangerous to the predator. Mice and rats absolutely do scratch and bite predators, they can and have killed predators- especially ones that were bred in captivity and have no goddamn clue what to do with food that isn't already dead. I know nature is cruel but there's no need to make it more cruel, reptiles and birds are 100% OK with their frozen rat meals and giving them an already dead animal means that nobody gets hurt.
Live food is just so shitty for everyone involved.

No. 2323241

>>2323233
Italian cookies > birthday cake

No. 2323242

>>2323233
what flavor was the cake?

No. 2323243

File: 1735346318627.png (35.24 KB, 176x148, elise fix.png)

>>2323230
Yes! The louis wain pin actually came from that thread kek. Though as wonderful as the posts are, some of them are too straight forward/recognizable to hang up in public.
I might make Elise pins instead though would it be retarded and considered a namedrop to the site? (picrel is an example of a drawing id like to make a pin out of)

No. 2323247

>>2322325
these colors look nice together

No. 2323248

File: 1735346599601.webp (26.77 KB, 500x500, 0001626400786.webp)

>>2323242
One of those Carvel ice cream cakes. Normally a fan but I knew it'd put me over

No. 2323250

>>2323248
These make me so happy and nostalgic.

No. 2323260

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>>2323243
I noticed that after I linked it! You could do something with a swallowtail. They’re becoming symbols within the LGB movement because of the swallowtail pride flag removing the tranny flag.

No. 2323267

Am I a loser for liking the default lolcow theme the best

No. 2323269

>>2323267
No. Unpopular opinion but girltalk is FUCKING ugly.

No. 2323274

>>2323267
No, you're a classic citizen, the OG, the best.

No. 2323280

>>2323269
I wish we had the 4chan photon theme so bad

No. 2323285

>>2323248
oh lorde. my grandparents used to order these for holidays/birthdays. they were big ones though, so it'd sit in the freezer for a week while we cut off slices for breakfast. for whatever reason they always made me feel sick even if they tasted ok.

No. 2323300

>>2322671
That's so painful and sad. Sorry for your loss, anon. My condolences to you and your family. I hope you'd forgive her and remember her for her more positive traits and memories. But it's your business and it's up to you. She probably didn't mean to be that way and it's just old people stuff.

No. 2323310

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Sometimes I miss working at a grocery store because in the summer handsome boys would come in wearing 'shirts' (rags that did not cover their breasts) so there'd be shirtless sluts walking around and I'd make eye contact with their big erect nipples. Their nipples would always get so pointy in the frozen section.

No. 2323313

>>2323310
Big nipples on men look horrendous

No. 2323315

>>2323313
They weren't big, just hard.

No. 2323316

>>2323310
Kek where do you live? When I worked floral at my grocery store, I only got creep harrassment calls from moids, watch them try to run out of the store stealing liquor, and once saw a mentally ill scrote wearing a clown mask and staring at everyone when it wasn't even halloween or near it

No. 2323320

>>2323316
They weren't at least half-dressed? Damn

No. 2323322

>>2323320
No they were all fat and ugly so even if I saw them run out of the store wearing nothing, I wouldn't get to see crisp luscious young nipples, I'd get flashed by jiggling moobs. Don't come to the midwest this shit's scary

No. 2323323

>>2323313
I hate men’s nipples. Anime at least got that right by removing them entirely.

No. 2323325

>>2323322
>midwest
Ew, I'm on the east coast. There were some really juicy nice breasts and nipples but if it makes you feel better these males weren't very tall (made it easier to almost poke my eyes out with the nipples)
>>2323323
You just haven't met any that were pink enough

No. 2323328

>>2323310
based nippy enjoyer, they are so cute

No. 2323331

Took some medication that fucked up my stomach real bad. Earlier today I threw up around 10 mins after eating so it was pretty much all still solid and the effort made my whole head hurt. Now the left side of my face is full of red spots. It looks like acne but the skin is smooth. My guess is that some blood vessels popped.

No. 2323340

I am going to start swimming classes to help with my back problems. I wonder if swimming is good for losing weight too.

No. 2323348

My gynecologist decided to give me some medicine to see if it could bring back my period after nearly half a year of not having it. It was supposed to be experimental and would normally be rotated with a few other types of medicine but this worked so effectively large chunks of old uterine lining the size of my hand is escaping my body as we speak. It's not even painful, my body must be so relieved she can function normally.

No. 2323351

>>2323348
Why haven't you been menstruating?

No. 2323358

Anime styles I hate:
- One Piece
- Yu-Gi-Oh!
- Dragonball

No. 2323359

>>2323358
As in art styles or do you mean writing/arcs wise with quests and fights etc.?

No. 2323363

File: 1735354932306.gif (883.02 KB, 250x250, Buggin Out.gif)

I got some little caesars tonight and holy shit, that was tasty

No. 2323365

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>>2323358
Toriyama's style before dragon ball Z was so soulful. His creature, background and car design are amazing, but his humans are horrid.

No. 2323368

>>2323358
I like the fujo artists inspired by yugioh so I can't ever hate it.

No. 2323372

File: 1735355431187.jpeg (191.15 KB, 1400x700, IMG_7522.jpeg)

>>2323359
Oops, I meant art styles/purely aesthetic. I just think One Piece is so ugly that I’ve never gotten into the show

No. 2323374

>>2323372
Fair enough. I think Yu-Gi-Oh! looks cool because I'm a sucker for sharp looking "edgy" anime.

No. 2323379

>>2323358
For me it's
>Golden Kamuy
>SAO
>junjou romantica/sekaiichi

No. 2323384

MTV is having a 20 Greates Albums Of The Century countdown right now and 80% of all songs are Thursday Evening at 5PM and Mom Dragged You to New Yorker for a New Pair of Jeans After Doing Grocery Shopping Together-kei.

No. 2323386

File: 1735356212498.gif (226.12 KB, 500x500, picmix.com_12296524.gif)

>>2323384
I actually searched the names of these tinking they were real songs

No. 2323421

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>>2323047
i am so pleased i'm finding so many nonnies that also knit, even tho other nonnies are likely doing it as a hobby and for me it's my damn degree kek. now if i could find fellow nonnies from my country that could help me find supplies kek

No. 2323423

>>2323248
it's been 12 years since i last lived in the US but i can still taste those sprinkles omg

No. 2323427

have not had a drink or a cigarette in a week. i feel so powerful

No. 2323434

Pre-90s music makes me feel so good. In general pre-90s everything just makes me feel so happy, for some reason. Most of my favourite things are from the 60s/70s. Kinda makes me sad to live in such a dull, eerie era compared to before, but i am glad i am able to easily access all the movies and music from the past thanks to the internet. I dont know what i would do if i couldnt easily watch '9 to 5' on the TV when i am having a rough day. Thanks, pirates.

No. 2323446

>>2323421
how do you knit for a degree?

No. 2323453

Got nails done. They are pretty. Didn't take 1000 hours too which is always a plus. Two hours tops.

No. 2323456

I was gonna buy some decent jewelry but my pet left me destitute after spending over $300 on her today, so I just bought jewelry from temu kek. I'm not a huge jewelry person anyway so it doesn't have to be fancy

No. 2323458

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It took me four years to finish Karekano. My dad and me talked about anime, and apparently it's something genetic because he's been sitting on it for the past sixteen years, too lol. We both like it, but that one really isn't bingeable.

No. 2323467

>>2323386
I did go out of my way to capitalize them like that, after all.

No. 2323468

>>2323458
fuck i thought i was the only one. I watched it when i was obsessed with hideaki anno and i had to take a break between each episodes

No. 2323470

My mom is so effortlessly hilarious I am genuinely scared that if/when she ever passes away i will never laugh that hard again. Like literally nothing else on earth is as funny as her jokes and storytelling and impressions, i went literal months without a good laugh and then as soon as I got back home for a visit she had me crying and holding my belly in pain from laughing so hard that same night. I tell her all the time that she missed her calling as a stand up comedian and she thinks i'm delusional but it's 100% true, she is literally funnier just on a normal ass day than any stand up comedian i have ever watched

No. 2323471

>>2323351
I lack progesterone in my body which helps trigger the function to shed my uterine lining. It's not too bad in the short term but in the long term I would have had a higher risk of cancer.

No. 2323525

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What are your favourite movies/tv shows/anime/manga/games for when you are feeling down? when i was feeling suicidal i used to watch KOH and it used to put me in such i good mood i stopped wanting to self harm. It carried me hard when i was off meds kek

No. 2323531

>gave gf wool socks for Christmas
>"why do they say 100 meters, are they for running?"
>look
>she is reading "wool" upside down

No. 2323532

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>>2323525
Unironically Winx Club. The feminine pink glittery shiny friendship and saving the world brings me joy. The soundtracks from the show feed my soul. Idc what anyone says or thinks, butterflix and s7 are heaven on earth. also my husbando's show but thats too identifiable out of containment.

No. 2323534

>>2323525
I read Ganbare, Nakamura-kun when I'm down. There's just something about cutesy romance in a pseudo-80s/Rumiko Takahashi style that warms my heart.

No. 2323535

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>>2323525
Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, hosted by Jonathan Frakes

No. 2323538

posting here because I dont want to bump out the doodle board post, but doodlemin you are the fucking best and have breathed life into the threads as it stands on its last legs. I always look forward to your doodle edits and they never fail to bring a smile on my face. thank you for the good work!

No. 2323539

>>2323535
This image just unlocked a bunch of memories from when I was a kid. Thanks nonny

No. 2323540

>>2323531
marry her or i will

No. 2323541

>>2323525
>Trailer park boys
>Magical girl anime
>LOTR (especially Fellowship)
>Asobi Asobase
>Various horror movies, for some reason they're so cozy to put on when I'm feeling down kek

No. 2323542

>>2323541
Oh and also ghost hunting shows

No. 2323543

>>2323541
>trailer park boys
same! i need to finish it actually i dropped it when they introduced snoop dog for no reason

No. 2323544

>>2323525
Saiki k

No. 2323546

>>2323525
>ojamajo doremi
>angelina ballerina
>barbie movies
>osomatsu-san
>my little pony friendship is magic

No. 2323548

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>>2323525
>Hoarders
>My 600lb Life

No. 2323551

>>2323044
Maybe I'm just gullible, their story tugged at my heartstrings though. I will say, I did just notice that their bio says something about some comments not showing for them, so genuinely it could just be that the app is fucking up and not putting my messages or comments through. Either way, I'm not gonna bother trying to get the transaction refunded.

No. 2323552

>>2323548
me with history channel and its white trash shows about duck hunting and buying crap

No. 2323556

>>2323546
>Barbie movies
Nice one, what's your favourite? Mine is princess and the pauper

No. 2323560

>>2323525
The Simpsons (early seasons), Bob's Burgers, Xena Warrior Princess

No. 2323562

>>2323525
chrono trigger

No. 2323564

>>2323525
The Inbetweeners always makes me laugh

No. 2323638

I am straight and I usually don't give a shit when I look at good looking men or when they take their shirt off. It is just a guy with his shirt off nothing more. But I watched the Acolyte yesterday and the dude that plays Qimir just makes me blush. Somehow I really like his bone structure and he just looks really sexy with the beard and long hair. I probably wouldn't have looked twice if he had short hair though.

No. 2323641

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>>2323525
Dark souls 2, I like to hang around Majula or the Shrine of Amana, and listen to the sounds of water and music.

No. 2323661

I have no idea what the appropriate thread for this would be, but it just occurred to me that between all the nonas posting arms, ears, bush, and whatever other miscellaneous body parts over the years we probably have enough to craft a Frankenonnie by now. I know there must be at least 3 users psychopathic enough to have saved and catalogued all of them, and certainly enough skilled photoshop sorceresses.

No. 2323773

>>2323525
The zennes of The young pope always makes me feel better mentally.

No. 2323774

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>>2323446
in the fashion industry, there's different sectors, in certain colleges there may be degrees for each of these sectors. for instance, someone that works well with fabric may not work with leather as well(they might be more interested in shoes and purses as well) so you get Leather Design, someone that works well with fashion marketing, styling, and photography may not be good with actual garment construction, so you get Fashion Communication, also see picrel in FIT New York, they have this sort of degree.

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i can't tell if i get sad after my ovulation period because it's PMS, or if i get sad because it's my brain cutting my ego down to size bc i've been acting retardedly horny for 3 days straight.

No. 2323778

>>2323564
So many golden lines from that show kek

No. 2323828

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>introduce nigel to Undertale
>watching him play
>fucks up some of the ruins puzzles
>keeps quoting the same 3 lines from Vinland saga while playing
>can't hit on beat (he's LV1)
>I had to tell him not to use the pie during the Toriel fight twice
>stuck at fucking Snowdrake

No. 2323869

i made an order specifically for a shirt and the shirt just got refunded. the other 2 things i only added for free shipping.

No. 2323880

>>2323828
Why do you date him if you despise him?

No. 2323882

>>2323869
Are you going to cancel the order then?

No. 2323922

>>2323776
after ovulation, progesterone increases. negative mood changes after increased progesterone suggests PMDD or similar

No. 2323928

I have this obnoxious tendency to get super intensely into something for three days and then I lose interest.

No. 2323934

I've stayed at the same height and weight since I was 13. I can't lose weight, can't gain weight, never grew any further. Am I just cursed to be in this form?

No. 2323935

>>2323934
How old are you? I was the same until I turned 25 or 26, then I gained enough weight to look healthier. My weight haven't changed since then.

No. 2323943

>>2323934
I stopped growing taller at 14, but I still grew wider lol.
Maybe a metabolism issue, bring it up at the doctors if you're really worried.

No. 2323945

>>2323943
Nah it's just something I wonder about once in a while with interest. I think my metabolism is just balanced right in the middle that I absorb just enough for the day every day.

No. 2324021

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Every year around the holiday season I think about this dress.

No. 2324022

>>2323934
Moids aren't allowed here, Benjamin Button.

No. 2324040

>>2324022
Kek this is mean

No. 2324126

>Ask dr (different from my usual) for a 40 to 60mg increase
>he prescribes me 20mg instead of 60mg
Is this guy fucking retarded? Please kick men out of healthcare.

No. 2324128

>>2324126
Samefag, I actually just read the perscription wrong kekkk. Its 20mg, but the dose is 3 pills. Sorry for calling you retarded Mr. Dr

No. 2324130

>>2324128
Dont worry I'm sure he's still retarded in a different way

No. 2324178

I've only been up 5 hours and i already need a nap. Ugggghhhhh

No. 2324193

it's my first time on here in months after a really long break. it kind of still sucks here with how bad the infighting is all the time the fact the bihet/bislut posters got a mention on worst posters in the awards says it all but wow. though my previous regular threads are all boring as fuck now (luna and shay especially) i've been really enjoying the sinnabunny and fanny threads. heather is a surprisingly entertaining cow as well. also i came back cos i wondered what was going on with venus since she hasn't posted on insta in months and seeing her have that insane schizo meltdown for DAYS was absolutely crazy?!!
i think i've really almost graduated this site for good as a poster but here's to more milk in da future for lurkers and posters alike clink clink

No. 2324212

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When will tarot nonitas return from war?

No. 2324218

>>2324212
Which one is your request? I'll do it now if you link it cuz I'm bored.

No. 2324230

>>2324212
what happened?

No. 2324238

>>2324230
The Inquisition finally caught up to them and they were tried for apostasy and witchcraft. The monthly news letter Francis sends out mentioned it in passing.

No. 2324248

my friend got me a trombone for christmas kek it's such a fundamentally unserious instrument but i'm having fun. toot toot bitches

No. 2324282

>>2324218
Believe your intuition, nona! saying this so others maybe have a chance as well

No. 2324287

>>2324282
No, I don't wanna do others' requests, I wanna do yours. So if you want me to do it, then link it. If not, that's fine too.

No. 2324299

>>2324287
I'm a bit shy
Thanks, anon!
>>>/g/457796

No. 2324308

>>2324299
Check the thread.

No. 2324350

Watching a video about a website called EmoBucket, and apparently, even in 2007, people used to type "ppl". I'm dying.

No. 2324358

>>2324350
You weren't using the internet in 2007?

No. 2324364

>>2324358
No, I only had black and white aerial TV at the time. Later on, I had a colored satellite TV. And I had a PC with no internet connection for school work only. Dad was retired and addicted to TV so he saw no use of having internet until I got bullied for not using the internet at school back in 2012 and begged him to get us Wi-Fi so we can be normal, and my first exposure to the internet was flash dress up and cooking games, emails, and Google+. Later on I got WhatsApp and Instagram because of my "friends" at school convincing me to do so, and went on SnapChat, Twitter, Tumblr and other stuff I can't bother to remember. Eventually deleted all my accounts and was even gonna quit YouTube because the internet is too overwhelming for me since I was introduced to it way later and I'm not as addicted, but I have nothing better to do at home and can't really go out because controlling parents so I just use LC, Reddit and YouTube. I still have so much internet lore to catch on, so that's why I watch videos about what it used to be back in the day, it's kinda fun to learn about its history.

No. 2324375

Some days lately I really fucking miss snorting heroin

No. 2324426

every single time i actually want a specific banner to show up on my page, its like the site shuffles through everything except the fucking banner. and when I give up and forget about it, it'll pop up when I least expect it. FUCK!
if any nona happens to have the pt scarfing down rolos screenshot i will be eternally grateful

No. 2324443

>>2324426
https://lolcow.farm/banners/
pretty sure they're all on there

No. 2324448

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>>2324443
fascinating page! It certainly helped speed up the search process and sorted out repeat banners. For anyone also looking for the rolos post its banner 228 posted on 11-Dec-2016

No. 2324466

>>2323880
I love him, he just sucks at games

No. 2324470

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I have to wear very high waisted pants with everything because I have short legs, so I always have to wear a belt to hold the pants up at the level they’re supposed to sit (waist) but it’s so uncomfortable because gravity wants to pull the belt down due to the weight of the pants but it can’t because it’s set at waist circumference so it just digs into my hips all day. Then I also have the problem of the belt tail not quite reaching the closest belt loop so it just sticks out stupidly, I clip it down with a miniature binder clip. I hate wearing belts. But I always have to wear belts. My cursed fucjing life

No. 2324476

All day I've been feeling a vein or something in my eye twitching

No. 2324505

>>2324476
Your eyelid or your actual eye?

No. 2324508

I got too excited while dancing during my daily "pretending I'm a popstar on a world tour" LARP and now my chest hurts. Its 1am so I'm gonna eat a sweet potato and go to bed.
>>2324505
Eyelid

No. 2324526

I've been seeing lots of Elphaba x Glenda fan art on Twitter and I honestly think they're so cute together, even though I haven't watched the movie or musical.

No. 2324527

>>2324476
It's the small muscles near your eye twitching. I have this shit with my neck. Just lay off coffee if you drink it a lot and make sure to have your electrolytes and enough water, then this shit will pass.

No. 2324547

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>LolCow…LC…L See…Elsie

I just got it

No. 2324555

>>2324547
It took me a while to figure that out when I first joined. I'm not very bright

No. 2324559


No. 2324573

I want to try learning that Russian meme kick dance just so I can build my lower body strength

No. 2324577

This website dead af the last 5 years but way more the last year

No. 2324592

I looked up if Shamu was still alive only to find out there it's just the stage name SeaWorld uses for its orcas and there really is no one Shamu the whale the myth the legend

No. 2324597

Just made a list of things I want in a man. They're all too perfect and unrealistic, especially looking at the state of moids these days kek. I can only dream

No. 2324602

>>2324470
Why don't you just get the pants hemmed?

No. 2324604

I don't spend on in app purchases anymore but I'm glad I still earn Play Points from dumb game purchases I did as a teenager. Free little bits and pieces I can save up

No. 2324606

>>2324597
time to get into chatbot making kek

No. 2324618

I recently discovered that Spotify have free audiobooks (both professional and amateur narration) of some classics I've been meaning to get into for a really long time, but haven't gotten around to sit down and read. Currently listening to the King in Yellow and figured it's just fitting, with the current Nosferatu hype and all, that I start listening to Dracula. And afterwards I'm gonna aim for Hunchback of Notre Dame.
But sometimes I wonder if I come off as pretentious, I just want to experience old works (books and movies) so I can see newer works inspired by them from a different angle. I just wish I had the type of mind that can dissect and analyse some of them, but I'll have to settle for blogs and videos made by people way more intelligent than me.

No. 2324624

>>2324618
How would reading books make you look pretentious?? Retarded braindead normies will say anything above their caliber is pretentious because it shields their ego, don't fall for their faggy psyop.

No. 2324646

Fuuuuck, I have to cook again. I'm thinking of instant curry and some classed-up chicken nugget "stir fry". I hate the clean up though… and I'm out of eggs

No. 2324662

Finally fell for the makeup psyop due to pressure from my mother. She got me a travel makeup bag for Christmas to guilt me into it and it worked cause I got shit smeared on my face now.

No. 2324699

Teaching myself how to sew by trying plushies and just made a strange little round creature. He's my son now. I won't be a boymom though if he is.

No. 2324724

To the nonna who was also learning to drive, I practiced with my mom in a parking lot this week and once I knew how to switch gears and maneuver the car I was ready to go, she is kind of pushy in that way but it helps giving me confidence so I’m quite grateful kek, I wouldn’t have gone out of the parking lot for another month otherwise.
Anyway today I managed to go on a pretty big road , with intersections , stop signs and other cars too (it wasn’t busy though).
It was fun and I did well, although my car stopped twice kek, but I didn’t panic and just started it again. It just takes patience.
I hope your driving lessons are proceeding well too, regards!

No. 2324729

>>2324375
what was it like? idk why but i'm really fascinated by anons who do hard drugs, like i'd never expect a heroin user to post here kek

No. 2324734

>post some character designs i made to a game dev discord
>but why does he have elf ears if he's a robot?
>why is he wearing a bunny suit outfit if he's supposed to be a soldier?
>why dont they look more like robots, why do they look like anime boys and not tin cans that go beep boop?
holy shit how insufferable, no wonder western media is so boring and dull if retards are incapable of excercising some mild suspension of disbelief.

No. 2324745

I wanna buy a laminator and I've gone to three different stores and they're all fucking out of stock. Why.

No. 2324746

>>2324734
Should have made your characters lolis or skimpy clothed women, then they would probably have praised your designs to high heavens

No. 2324747

>>2324745
It's because the whole world is fucked up and nothing works right anymore because major corporations and big business decided that people were sheep-brained retards in 2019 and decided that their new modus operandi was to shit on consumers and now we all have to pay the price and get shat on every day constantly everywhere by capital God I hate this fucking country

No. 2324749

>>2324747
I'm probably not from your country, but condolences anon.

No. 2324751

What is the fucking point of wiping down dust in my room I swear to god literally a day later it's caked in dust just from opening a window to get fresh air or maybe I'm just lazy to clean.

No. 2324753

>>2324749
It's the whole world all of it is ruined by retarded retards with no souls because they sold their souls to the Devil for dog shit I hate these fuckers Why cant we have good things why can't we have normal things Why can't we have laminators why does the World have to be horse shit why does everything have to be bad why does everything have to be wrong I hate money I hate the world I want to be picked up by Haileys comet and never come back Burn it all down

No. 2324754

>>2324746
they unironically believe ugly troon shit like helltaker is the peak of character design so you arent wrong

No. 2324755

>>2324753
Okay nonnie you need a nap and some tea

No. 2324756

I dont understand why pretty women become pickmes. If i was a drop dead gorgeous woman i would post misandrist ragebait for moids to make them seethe.

No. 2324786

>>2324756
Some people had shit families and are desperate for love and comfort

No. 2324794

This week has been pretty garbage. I can't wait for everything to be normal again.

No. 2324799

>>2324729
Lmao I loved reading lc and nodding out, it’s been 7 years I think since I last did it. It feels warm and fuzzy like an orgasm but it lasts for hours, you don’t care about shit and I’m normally a big worrier. Of course it doesn’t last like that after 10+ times of doing it, you don’t really get high but you’re addicted to the first time feeling.

No. 2324801

>>2324753
I’m with you nonnie fuck these bug motherfuckers

No. 2324843

>>2324754
>helltaker
>peak of character design
every character looks like a scrapped variant of the same damn character omg scrotes cannot be for real ffs

No. 2324931

Thanks to my brother for kicking my ass at the moment I needed it the most.

No. 2324932

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>>2324754
Are these actually different characters or the same character in different outfits..? I genuinely can't tell.

No. 2324949

In past month or so, I haven't gotten anymore serious acne cysts on my jawline. They all have migrated onto my neck and back. It's still not great but I much prefer this new distribution pattern compared to the old one. I am hoping it stays that way and my face is free from the curse.

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No. 2325045

Anyone else sick right now? Usually I can find things to entertain myself with, but the fever I'm having is making me feel like my mind is being fried, so nothing is enjoyable. I would smoke a bowl (again) but I actually want to get better. I'm not sleepy either.

No. 2325054

Waiting for the bus next to a highway on a rainy day with groceries is so humiliating lol. Cars are zooming by me and I’m afraid some asshole is going to throw something at me

No. 2325081

>>2325054
Why don’t you get a driver’s license

No. 2325082

>currently in a phase where I'm basically never hungry
>somehow decides that this is a great time to do a bunch of meal prep
>fridge is now full of lunchboxes of food that I'm barely touching
What am I like this, like half of these aren't even food that are freezer friendly..

No. 2325089

>>2325081
Can’t afford driving lessons atm

No. 2325104

I bought microwave rice cups and the rice was literally repulsive. Peoppe actually eat this? It didn't even smell like food and the "white" rice was weirdly brown. I tossed it immediately. I usually make rice the normal way but I've been sick recently and I got microwave ones because I was completely sapped of energy

No. 2325166

Somehow my bag of sweet potatoes had one of those yellow sweet potatoes in it! So cool, I'm guessing it was harvested too early because it's a little less sweet than the orange ones.

No. 2325313

whenever my sister spergs about andy warhol i always wanna bring up valerie solanas but i bite my tongue

No. 2325339

I'm so bored. Think I'm gonna force myself to finish an otome since I have nothing else to do

No. 2325342

I have no food in my house so I'm making a pasta bake

No. 2325351

>Sees a troon online
>Cannot for the life of me tell if it's a TIM or a TIF

99% of the time I can clock it right away, but there's 1% of the time when I actually struggle to tell if what I'm looking at is a moid or a woman. I can always tell that they're troons, but damn sometimes it's hard to tell if they're a really ugly woman or a really ugly moid. I'm never satisfied until I can tell either.

No. 2325363

I fucking can't stop eating soda bread with a bit of butter and jam. It's better than any cake. I've eaten half a loaf in one sitting…

No. 2325407

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Finished my ingame event and exchanged my tokens for goodies.

No. 2325435

>>2325363
Do you make it yourself or get it at a bakery? I I only see it at the bakeries/grocery stores around saint patricks day. so good

No. 2325509

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I’ve sewn in this lapped zipper three times and might have to do it again. I’m losing my touch…

No. 2325525

I love watching videos about abandoned theme parks. Naraland is probably the most scary, the super cute japanese aesthetic mixed with the creepy abandoned look makes up for some extremely eerie scenarios.

No. 2325542

I hate when I see a guy that has a potential pretty face but he's fat. All I can do is pray that he gets on ozempic soon and learns to love a sport.

No. 2325579

I wish demihumans were real. I want a castrated feline-human bf.

No. 2325593

>>2325579
>feline-human bf
Now can reach the topmost shelves to knock stuff over

No. 2325597

I want to watch stand by me but i just feel its going to be sad

No. 2325598


No. 2325600

I kind of want to study maths at home for no other reason than that I want to prove to myself that I can grasp the fundamentals, I have no purpose for it.

No. 2325639

With the uprising trend of transvestigation I'm tempted to post my entire body and face online just to see if they can come up with schizo theories on me.

No. 2325653

>>2325597
I watched it and its nothing special, why does japan like it so much? i dont get it.

No. 2325680

I couldn't sleep so I'm at the gym hours earlier than normal. It's much quieter. I like it.

No. 2325833

I'm in my Britney Spears phase again.

No. 2325836

>>2325833
Oops you did it againnnn

No. 2325848

>>2325833
All the eyes on you in the centre of the ring

No. 2325901

I think I'm gonna start wearing everything black just so I don't have to worry about stains. Then again dust and hair are very visible, but also people don't seem to stare like they do if I wear a light colour with a tiny drop of stain.

No. 2325903

I'll never stop saying it. I miss 2016

No. 2325906

I had some pretty awful dreams tonight. Ive always had a lot of nightmares and strange dreams but these past few days I've been noticing that when I take my fluoxetine and go back to sleep, I always have multiple nightmares.

No. 2325907

>>2325903
I miss the memes of 2016. I miss kids and adults alike dabbing and whipping and nae-naeing and deez nuts and pointing at each other's shoes with what are those. They were so dumb but so good.

No. 2325913

>>2325903
Mid 10s was the last time things were okay

No. 2325916

>>2325903
I miss sarah baska's 2016 videos

No. 2325933

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My final batch of CDs arrived! Another Christmas gift to myself hehehe. Winx on Ice is fitting for this weather, as well. I had songs from both albums stuck in my head so it's like a miracle they arrived today. Can't wait to rip them and listen to them and scan them!

No. 2325951

There's a massive queue at my gym to sign up atm, they're mostly middle aged women so hopefully they only come to the scheduled classes and don't bother to use the weight lifting area. I'm all for people bettering themselves, but watching 54 year old women try to do leg day wearing running shoes… that's painful, I can feel my sciatica flaring up just by standing near them.

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1111 and 555 number of replies on the catalоg!!!

No. 2326000

>>2325933
Ow that's so nice anon

No. 2326016

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Maybe very niche and maybe most nonnies don't know what i'm talking about but there's this French jewellery(?) brand Aprizo on IG that got on my FYP and they did the same method of using memes for advertisements, but i thought the lady doing most of them was so pretty and funny that i followed just for her, and i recently just checked the acc again and i guess they're trying to take themselves more seriously as a brand now that they've just nuked all older videos and now all that's left are just these stills from the news on their highlights. i'm actually kind of mildly devastated.

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Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww(dumbass anon)

No. 2326049

>>2325313
Love you nona. She’s featured in his museum in PA, I made sure to show my friends when we went kek.

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>>2326027
Now they won't even let us meow in peace, damn dogs.

No. 2326058

>>2326027
She's not a dumbass leave her alone???

No. 2326066

>>2326027
Anon is clearly annoyed while working on her PC because she has something important to do but she wants to take a break. Can't you all speak catneeese?

No. 2326081

>>2326027
KEKK what the fuck, that red text

No. 2326086

>>2326027
so cruel and mean, did a cat shit in your eggnog this unjolly hellmas you damn dogs…

No. 2326111

I just impulse bought a molcajete because I'm too sick to talk myself out of it. Never had a mortar and pestle growing up, so I'm excited to grind up some spices and garlic-ginger paste. Is it true that all you need to do to season it is grind up rice and wash it off several times? That's so much simpler than seasoning cast iron!

No. 2326120

Got a new washing and as soon as the men lifted my old one the drum fell out the back off it and basically disintegrated. Really happy with my purchase

No. 2326139

I spent the whole day too invested in my little hobby to eat and drink, I feel like a raisin

No. 2326172

Had such a good dream about an idol. He came and performed at the local fair, kek. I went to see him with old friends I had a weird fallout with, and we had such a good time that it kind of healed that experience. In the dream, I looked so pretty and skinny that I legit might start working out again because of it. I guess my dreams are really vivid, and I probably put way too much importance on them, kek. Spent the whole afternoon watching videos of him after that. Just yesterday, I was feeling proud for not being an idolfag anymore since I'm approaching my thirties… but I guess God had other plans. KEK. Honestly, I don’t care. I've been so miserable these past few weeks, and this genuinely made me happy.

No. 2326184

>>2326111
what even is half of these words

No. 2326186

>>2326184
>anon doesn't know what spices, garlic and ginger is
I'm sorry for your tastebuds

No. 2326236

>>2326186
funniest freudian slip ever KEK

No. 2326247

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>>2326184
picrel is a molcajete. you use it like a mortar and pestle to grind stuff up, but you can also make salsa and guac in them too.

No. 2326253

>>2326111
It may seem that way until you have to continuously grind the rice again and again… it really does a number on your hands but its worth for the yummy products you can make out of it.
At least with a cast iron you can just oil it up, stick it in the oven, then forget about it (not including clean up or rust removal)

No. 2326262

>>2326247
You know the guac is going to be good when the waiter walks out with one of these on a tray

No. 2326298

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>>2319960
Funnily enough, Kakuna looks exactly like beetle pupae

No. 2326335

>>2320002
I'm pretty sure he has a penis. The report wasn't done for the olympics, i am pretty sure some boxing organisation made him have a test and he was consequently barred from entering their competitions. The olympics literally doesn't care about troons making things unfair for women, there's been so many blatant men snuck in and stolen medals, Khalif is not the first or the most egregious example.

No. 2326376

>>2326335
well yeah, the report and the one from the original french article literally said he has a micro dick kek

No. 2326389

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>>2323525
>Peep Show
>The Mighty Boosh
>Maxmoefoegames/pokemon
>Sips_
>Cold Ones
>LOTRO
>Decorating pets on CS
>Browsing lolcor
Am I retarded

No. 2326393

Tried to listen to drakengard ost growing wings on some busted earbuds that only work on one ear and the song sounds completely jank… oh if only my new earbuds could arrive sooner

No. 2326394

>>2326389
Peep Show is one of my favourites too. Every Christmas I watch this clip.

No. 2326398

>>2326394
It's a must for Christmas.

No. 2326401

Man United are such a shit football team but they've probably got the worst fans in the world too. If you're a fan back your fav. Want to know the hebrew word for hater? It's Satan. Man united fans lower the entire teams frequency. The universe picks up on that shit. They don't need constant new managers they need most of their fans to kill themselves.

No. 2326402

>>2326394
Probably my favorite episode. I’m in love with Dobby, I hate Mark

No. 2326408

>>2326402
I actually hate Dobby. She was such a cunt to Mark at all times when she was suppose to like him. At least Sophie liked Mark she only became a bitch after he jilted her.

No. 2326412

>>2326408
Mark was such an asshole to Sophie, but the few times Mark tried to be nice Sophie was such an asshole to him. And fuck Jeff. The real villain of the series is Gerard.

No. 2326423

>>2326412
Mark and Gerard were so weird with their Dobby Club shit. It felt like they both liked her only because she liked the same nerdy stuff, what with Mark calling her the “acceptable face of woman” and a “shit sandwich”

No. 2326425

>>2326423
The real hero of the show might be Super Hans

No. 2326426

>>2326425
This is undisputed.

No. 2326427

>>2326425
Father Spliffmas was the most normal and only one to settle down truly

No. 2326433

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So damn bored waiting for my game to finish maintenance

No. 2326447

>>2326393
samefag, speak of the devil my package arrived just this moment what the hell! Not that im complaining, now i can listen to vidya ost to it's full potential

No. 2326454

>>2326447
What headphones?

No. 2326460

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>>2326454
Just some generic skull candies that were on sale so I could buy 2. One for the pc, one for my phone/laptop/whatever device that isnt my pc.
I think I couldve extended the earbud's life a little longer had I glued the loose socket shut before the cables inside got all mangled, I ended up procrastinating that and only tried to glue it when it was too late, which broke the cord hanging on by a thin strand and rendered the left earbud broken…
I dont really like headphones since they clamp on my head too hard and Im afraid of getting the dent on my head kek, my ears always ache whenever I use them so Im an earbud elitist for life
sorry for this unprompted sperge I didn't expect to ramble this much over earbuds

No. 2326477

>>2326460
Its ok I like when anons randomly ramble

No. 2326485

I randomly started watching Jujutsu Kaisen and I hate how much i'm enjoying it. Idk if it's because my brain has been craving a stupid shonen but it's fun

No. 2326492

I think my mom might be autistic?

No. 2326493

>>2326485
Its a fun junk food show

No. 2326504

>>2326492
Like mother, like daughter.

No. 2326508

>>2326504
Aww. That sounds kind of sweet.

No. 2326525

i didn’t open lolcow as soon as i woke up this morning!

No. 2326526

>>2326525
Why not??? Are you sick or something? This is a really bad sign, you should consider seeing a physician.

No. 2326528

>>2326525
I love immediately opening lolcow when I wake up and seeing some retarded bullshit that fries my brain first thing in the morning and makes me feel worse

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No. 2326561

35 years ago my dad married an 18 year old and now has to deal with having a womanchild wife and womanchild children kek. Have fun cooking dinner and doing taxes for us for the rest of your life dude

No. 2326563

>>2326525
You're recovering. That's unacceptable. Get back into the hivemind RIGHT NOW.

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No. 2326579

>>2326574
Im gay for you lets kiss and hivemind together

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No. 2326584

I want to sleep because I have to get up to work early but I can't because I can't stop peeing every 10 minutes and it's been like this for 3 HOURS REEEEE. Why did I have to be born with a shitty bladder

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opening the pantry and eyeing the box of seaweed but I already eaten my 4 packets of the day and cannot overindulge in any more…

No. 2326601

Electric toothbrushes are a gift. How did it take so long for me to find you? my beloved. I no longer dread my dental health routine.

No. 2326604

>>2326601
Are they really that good? For cleanliness or just general QoL?

No. 2326606

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Can somenonny please encourage me to write my essay? It was due three weeks ago. I have been trying so hard to finish and trying very very hard to feel and act better over all, but just thinking about this essay makes me cry. I wonder if some encouragement would help. I promise to say thank you and I can encourage you to do something you're trying hard at as well

No. 2326608

>>2326604
NTA but both. Electric toothbrushes are better at cleaning and generally more convenient. I have a midrange model and it buzzes to let me know 30 seconds have passed and stops after 2 minutes which I find very helpful.

No. 2326609

>>2326604
They really scrub down onto your teeth in half the effort it takes to do on a manual toothbrush. It makes your teeth feel smooth like if you were to get a cleaning from the dentist. Pair it with an electric water flosser and your teeth are golden.

No. 2326610

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>>2326606
Think about how happy those precious little chao will be when you finish your essay. Can you hear it? They're cheering you on right now because they want you to finish up and be happy with yourself so you can join them in the garden again. You can do it nonny!

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>>2326606
Finish it ASAP nonny so you can start the new year fresh and with no anxiety over past-due projects! If you clean the slate before it’ll be easier to maintain through the year.

No. 2326617

>>2326610
>>2326613
You two are so amazing to me, thank you. I'm going to get started now and instead of crying too hard to continue, I'll reread your replies.

No. 2326619

>>2326606
>>2326610
These posts brought back so many good memories! I love chaos, they're so cute. I never knew about Sonic until I was around 12 years old, when an older cousin moved into the house. He was obsessed with Sonic even though he was 19, and he'd always spend all his cash on video games. He was such an asshole, and nobody liked him. He only ever let me watch him play Sonic, but after a while my mom forced him to let me spend 30 minutes every day on the console he bought, and I'd always use the 30 minutes to play with chaos in the chao garden. He used to bully me and my chaos though, and he'd never let me play the full 30 minutes he'd always cut me off after 20 minutes. Thankfully he ended up dying in a car accident after a few months of living with us, so my mom let me keep all his video game stuff and after that I'd play on the chao garden for hours every day without anyone bullying my chao babies. Looking back, I don't how I used to spend so much time with them, it really is such basic game play, but I guess I always just liked taking care of virtual pets. I was also super addicted to Tamagotchis around that age, and even when Neko Atsume got popular I got addicted to that too.

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>>2326617
We're rooting for you! Excited to hear about it when you're done

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i walked to the store for 15 whole minutes in freezing cold just to find out they stopped selling my favourite pastries i'm so mad

No. 2326628

I have so many lolcow tabs open I had to move them to a separate browser so I could actually navigate through my tabs on the main one

No. 2326630

>>2326628
I never understood anons who dont close tabs, is it so you dont miss deleted posts too?

No. 2326635

>>2326630
>is it so you dont miss deleted posts too?
Nta but for me yes.

No. 2326640

>>2326630
Ntayrt, but I usually have 5-10 tabs open to a variety of threads that I frequent. If you check the same threads often, it's easier just to have them already open so you don't have to keep navigating to them from the catalog.

No. 2326644

>>2326635
what’s the best secret you’ve uncovered

No. 2326648

>>2326644
ntayrt but once shaymin posted something and she fucked up the tripcode, deleted it in 1 second, and reposted, but i had already seen it the entire tripcode save 1 last digit or whatever caused her to fuck it up, and i felt so powerful. i could have taken down the entire website

No. 2326683

>>2326644
NTA but its a bit entertaining to see nonas repost and delete posts multiple times because of typos or something they forgot to add, I remember one nona taking around 3 times to get her post right only to give up and scrap it entirely at the last minute kek

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>>2326620
I didn't finish yet but I wrote 8-9 paragraphs! I'm halfway done! Thank you nonnies for all your help. I feel so much better and very, very proud of myself. I'm so grateful… I will save your posts forever and continue to reference them as I work. Thank you again for your kindness.
>>2326619
Kek this post is crazy from start to finish. I'm glad you got to enjoy your Chao garden nona. If you're still here, do you remember which variant was your favorite? Post pics if any exist

No. 2326876

>>2326606
you can do it nonnie, try to finish as best as you can, just imagine how relaxed you'll be when you're done and you can sleep better

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this garlic hummus tastes like the mashed potatoes i used to have in the cafeteria of the school i used to attend when i still lived in the US, huh, not half bad

No. 2326965

>>2326683
Not sure if you were there for it but at one point LC was live where you could see what everyone was typing as they were typing.

No. 2327007

>>2326965
Oh god this freaks me out a bit kek. Sometimes I type out posts as a vent and delete because I think "this should just go in my journal"

No. 2327017

>>2326965
Am I just tripping or wasn't the age limit on here like 15 or something a decade ago

No. 2327027

i love music

No. 2327029

This is like really fucked up, but I want something major to happen again like Covid. I’m bored.

No. 2327032

The grass always seems greener on the other side. People taller than me wish they were shorter; I, shorter, wish I was taller. I also wish I could whistle and roll my Rs at the front of my mouth but I have tried and all I get is blubbering nonsense sounds.

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>>2327029
You might be in luck!

No. 2327037

>>2327033
They've been saying this since 1951. They always lie and try to get our hopes up because they love disappointing us.

No. 2327039

>>2327029
Why can't you just find a new hobby?

No. 2327041

>>2327029
You don't. I haven't lived in a normal feeling country since 2019. I need a fucking break. Just get a hobby.

No. 2327044

>>2327033
Yay!!!!

No. 2327051

Nosferatu was such a good movie wtf

No. 2327107

got my new milk frother/steamer and it only took me 2 tries to arrive at a fucking delicious knock off chai golden eagle. i love you dutch bros, but this is goodbye.

No. 2327111

I am currently reading a book about productivity, hoping it will help me draw more. I hope next year is good, this year was so ass.

No. 2327118

Sometimes I think about this woman I followed on ig years ago who was an autist for tanks, seals, and a certain anime character. I wish I took note of her username before I deleted my accounts. She seemed nice.

No. 2327126

All I want to do right now is play fvii (original ver) (for pc) but I have to ‘work’

No. 2327129

I miss playing LittleBigPlanet with random stranger friends back when I was a teen. Making our own shitty levels and stickering each other.

No. 2327135

i'm a little tipsy from drinking liquor i'm going to go play tf2 now

No. 2327142

>>2327135
Jealous

No. 2327153

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My hairnis so greasy lately that I could fry two of these tunas with only the grease of my hair, wtf it wasn't like this before.
It even feels gross in the shower, but I've been washing my hair like, idk every 2 to 3 days a week, what else does it wants?

No. 2327205

i measured by hands and they're 7" wrist to the tip of my middle finger… i feel like i have large hands for a woman. i don't mind the actual appearance of my hands, i think they look pretty, but i wish they were smaller. i feel like in almost every book i read there's mention of a female character having small hands and it's given me brain worms.

No. 2327264

>>2327205
if you have hands that are long and still look pretty then it's a good thing, because if they were any shorter they'd just be pudgy lookin.

No. 2327290

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when i made a reddit account it forced me to join some subreddits so i picked random ones like aviation. i don't go on reddit often and all the options looked boring anyway. i never unfollowed it because the posts were pretty interesting. i still don't know anything about planes but i lowkey love them now, they're really cool. i'm going through their plane themed movie recommendations now.

>>2327205
mine are the same length and they never in my life seemed disproportionate or big to me. i'm not even tall. why do you think that's long?

No. 2327310

my boyfriend made us a protein smoothie and cinnamon rolls for brunch! it was all so delicious (i had to save the rest of my smoothie) but i didnt realize its about 800 calories! i never eat cinnamon rolls so i didnt recognize how caloric they are and im short so now i have to take care to have a low calorie dinner…im currently sick (so i dont know that we will walk it off later) and have been ravenous lately! i think its just so funny how much can be scarfed down in one sitting. are nonnies doing anything nice for NYE? i dont drink but im debating on trying some weed with a film if i feel okay later!

No. 2327326

>>2327205
How tall are you nona? I just measured mine and they are the same length, I'm 5'9 though

No. 2327343

2024 was so boring. I see people talking about how in a few years it’ll all be so nostalgic but in a few years i’ll probably look back and think about how much of a boring year it was

No. 2327364

Just showered. No better feeling than a clean ass.

No. 2327379

alright i had acupuncture for the first time today. it was alright, relaxing but not some transcendent experience like some ppl act. i do feel pretty good physically, its been about an hour. wouldnt do it again unless it was still free for some reason.

No. 2327386

How am I supposed to react when people call me some fearless trendsetter for my literal slap-on-whatever's-available outfits. I was poor as a child and my parents just taught me that if it fits and keeps you warm then it's good. I was wearing floral shirts with thrifted leather jackets with socks over my leggings with bathroom type sandals and other shit that looked like it belonged in a video game character outfit randomiser. I looked stupid as hell, that's what. Now I've been told I'm cool since everything becomes trendy nowadays and I'm so weirded out

No. 2327414

>>2327386
You are not weirded out by being called cool kek, just accept the compliments and quit humble bragging.

No. 2327416

>>2327386
They probably think you’re poor larping like all the other fashionistas

No. 2327419

sometimes i really miss playing genshit impact but then i lost my account a couple years ago and every time i've tried to start again, i just can't stick! starting genshin over is like gouging your eyes out

No. 2327467

I’ve been here for years and still don’t know how the questions in the totem thread get answered.

No. 2327472

>>2327467
look at the OP pic. the last digit of your post # gives the answer

No. 2327473

>>2327386
I can understand how you feel. Are you skinny? Unfashionable people think anything out of the ordinary worn by a skinny person is stylish as heck!

No. 2327478

2025… here we go…
Happy 2025 to all nonnas in my time zone

No. 2327490

I don't know what to eat for New Year's dinner, I'm not really planning to eat out and I only have some homemade spaghetti from my mom in the fridge

No. 2327504

>>2327490
I love leftover spaghetti when it has a chance to sit and the sauce gets absorbed by the pasta. Warm it up and have it with a nice drink with it, you dont have to go all out with the food for new years, just make a nice atmosphere to commemorate the moment

No. 2327516

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happy new year nonas

No. 2327520

>>2327516
europoors…happy new years to you

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>>2327516
>>2327520
yayyyy happy new year to you too nonas

No. 2327541

>>2327534
This is my favourite gif of the whole year. fuck it up miffy, fuck it up

No. 2327542

Happy new year nonas!
Currently dealing with the only working 4G phone I have wanting a bajillion Android updates, then download a T9 keyboard app and maybe go out later and buy a rugged case.

No. 2327547

>>2327534
cuuuutte!!

No. 2327548

>>2327516
>>2327520
>>2327534
>>2327542

happy new year my dear nonnas!

No. 2327555

Every year without fail, I get paranoid from hearing fireworks in my neighborhood thinking it's gunshots, and then I remember that it's new years.
Anyway, today I binged ate a whole bag of sour strips and then a whole bag of sour worms. Tomorrow I'll actually spend new years helping my grandma build a swing. We tried to do it today but it was confusing as fuck and it was getting dark.

No. 2327558

>>2313381
I remember being obsessed with this music video when I was 6 when it came out. Backstreet Boys always had the superior discography

No. 2327561

>>2327520
Happy new year!

No. 2327567

>>2327555
Is it for decoration or do you plan to use them. Personally I get dizzy when I swing on one for too long but I love the rickety wood ones that feel like they'll snap at any moment.

No. 2327578

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>Interest in trying to read western esoteric charts because I find them on my pinterest feed
>Fall into rabbit hole of phenomenology, esotericism, and gnosticism. Do a basic study to do diligence
>Read the charts that are used in memes
>The person making it has zero idea what they mean
>Realize the entire sphere is just filled with drooling retards who just like looking at complicated things pretending they understand

No. 2327579

Spending new years with my mom in the hospital. Will probably be sleeping on the floor when the year switches over (for me) kek

No. 2327634

since I’m used to pronouncing the letter “x” as a “sh” sound whenever people write “xitter” it always just reads as “shitter” to me lol

No. 2327640

>>2327558
I'm old enough but I was never into these boy bands when I was little.
But because of Warframe's silly fake band in the new update I wanna listen to all the albums and see how many of these songs I already know because of pop culture osmosis.

No. 2327670

>>2327579
I hope your mom gets better soon.

No. 2327684

>>2327670
Ty nonnie, me too.

No. 2327737

Kind of wish we had a thread for Muslims. Just want to hear about other Muslims’ thoughts without it being from extremists redditors or men. Doesn’t even have to be positive thoughts, it could be anything related to the religion besides being an ex Muslim. Could be skepticism, frustrations, etc. don’t know how many of us are on here to warrant a thread though.

No. 2327742

>>2327737
Try the mena girl thread on /g/

No. 2327747

Does anyone else get really horny after showering???

No. 2327749

Only 5 minutes away from 2025! Woohoo!!!

No. 2327751

>>2327737
There's like 3 threads like that that I can think of off the top of my head. Lurk more.

No. 2327752

>>2327749
GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE. I STILL HAVE 62 MINUTES TO GO

No. 2327756

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>>2327752
Haha anon is literally stuck in the past. See ya 2024let!

No. 2327758

>>2327752
its okay we can be 2024lets together…

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>>2327756
Leave me alone I didn’t ask for my parents to immigrate to the Midwest

No. 2327760

>>2327737
based lolcor islamophobia

No. 2327765

>>2327737
There's a thread on the hidden board 2X that's dencently active.

No. 2327777

It's almost half past midnight, my neighbors need to give up with this fireworks shit. We're not in a city, we're in a nice quiet neighborhood and they keep pooping fireworks since 6pm like they're going out of style. People have work in the morning dangnabbit! Not me, but people.
Anyway, I probably won't be able to sleep until 2am so I'm gonna start my first crochet project of the year. It'll be a sweater.

No. 2327795

Chomping on pizza patiently waiting for the west coast to finally enter 2024

No. 2327796

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There’s a woman on tiktok who found out she’s related to Jamie Lee Curtis. She wants to meet her and has no way of contacting her, so she’s trying to get her attention by eating a photo of her every day. To make it go down better, she puts it in a cup of activia yogurt. It’s my favorite series at the moment

No. 2327799

I started the new year in an outdoor jacuzzi, watching the snow fall and enjoying the fireworks together with three of my closest friends. I think it’s a sign this is going to be a good year!
I hope the one friend in the group who had a breakdown during the evening because she found out the guy she thought she was dating actually is a fuckboy that’s been lying to her face for weeks started the year with good vibes and a smile, she looked like she was enjoying herself at least

No. 2327800

Me: I hate technology and I'm only getting a software engineering degree because it's something I'm good at and makes good money.
Also me: omg this video about some technology from the 90s is so intriguing.

No. 2327801

>>2327796
you cant just drop this and not embed a tiktok of it kek i refuse to make a tiktok account to look

No. 2327804

>>2327800
Me but with web development kek I think with IT is that even if you don’t openly love it, there is still a geek in you that pushed you in that direction one way or another
Me: why did I choose this as a career? I’m such a weak programmer and I’m not the least bit passionate about it
Also me: dang I found out a new way to streamline this function, this is so cool!!

No. 2327812

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>>2327800
>>2327804
Nonas we share a kindred spirit. I regularly tell myself I only went into cs because job prospects and salaries were better. But I also find it interesting and have a knack for it. Especially compared to my scrote classmates that only chose this because of vidya

No. 2327813

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No. 2327818

>>2327804
>>2327812
Yeah, whenever I find a solution to a problem I'm facing, I feel like a genius and I'm so proud of myself. Some of my classmates go the cheating route and pay someone to do it for them, so I feel better about myself finding the solution on my own. Even with exams, I study the slides only and get high grades, my classmates study the test bank and memorize the questions and their answers without understanding the method or checking if it's even relevant to what we study, and they end up with bad grades. Here to us getting the best jobs possible and becoming rich in no time.

No. 2327857

>>2327812
>>2327818
Personally, I feel like I'm actually too dumb for my chosen career but what drives me is the prospect of a high salary and the sense of accomplishment when something actually works kek. I'm average at best and will probably mainly be a diversity hire once I'm done with my studies (at least the first couple of years until I get more experience), but I can live with that as long as I can work remotely.

No. 2327875

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Gonna tell everyone that misbehaves that Boruto's dad would be SO disappointed in them rn from now on

No. 2327882

>>2327875
Saying "Goku would hate you" can reduce Hispanic men who cheat into a fine red mist (they can't handle the truth)

No. 2327887

I'm thinking about this interview with the woman who had a child with Hunter Biden (the one he claims isn't his), and she said that the first time she met him, he was in his boxer doing crack or something. Then she added, "I just thought at the time he was so intelligent and had a good heart" and I’m like, oh come on, lady! kek

No. 2327896

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Just recently I've been thinking about that Lilo & Stitch movie with that one electricity pokemon and now I'm seeing it's on Disney Channel right now. Great way to start into the year lol.

No. 2327921

nta who made the thread, but getting called an idiot by the jannies feels worse than being called a retard…

No. 2327923

>>2327921
KEK we throw around the word "retard" so much it probably has lost its meaning

No. 2327926

>>2327923
Well once you use something too much it loses its power. That's why I propose we bring back kindergarten schoolyard insults. I would probably feel more insulted by "poopypants dumb dumb" than "retarded idiot" at this point.

No. 2328037

i think my favourite banner is the one of nagito reading scum manifesto i always smile when i see it

No. 2328045

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>closes door gently because it’s early af
>door manages to not creak or squeak
>yes yes yes for once I won’t wake my partner
>immediately lets out huge loud fart that woke the house up
why is my ass like this

No. 2328047

i don't know what's gotten into me but i'm super horny i have masturbated 5 times today

No. 2328108

we bought this air dried noodles that were on sale because the box was holiday themed and they are tasty while not being so many calories, i want to get more like that in the future.

No. 2328172

I haven't scrapbooked or crafted since I was in primary school. I feel like 8yo me is alive again. It's fun.

No. 2328262

To cut my hair or to hold onto the potential delusion that it'll grow further than this length… Hmmmm.

No. 2328265

>NYE party at college friend's place
>talking about being invisible, never being approached and wondering wtf is wrong with me
>friend tells that actually two guys approached her to know if I was single
>they never asked me out for some reason
I'm honestly shocked, I would have probably rejected them because I had no idea who they were but that would have probably helped my self-esteem and not feel like an undesirable ogre back then.

No. 2328323

I started using AI to help me with work, or to generate funny looking images I wanted to see, or I'd manipulate a chatbot LLM to write in third person narrative so I'd get better at writing cohesive storylines, but I started to feel like my brain was rotting. I felt like I was slowly brainwashing myself to be fed everything with a silver spoon. Anons who call AIfags low IQ are correct. No more, I will do everything alone now.

No. 2328327

>>2328045
Do your farts just slip out of your ass? Once in a while I have one fall out, but they're small enough to slip through the cracks (pun not intended). How does a fart that large just come out unintentionally?
Or were you expecting it to be silent?
Usually for me I'm doing well with being quiet, but my bag's keychain will wack against something at the last second.

No. 2328404

My hair looks nice today. Not sure what I did differently but it was a pleasant surprise when I woke up.

No. 2328407

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Black men are their own worse enemy istg, they instantly repel any white women willing to give them a passing glance because of their insistence on calling them "snowbunnies".

No. 2328412

>>2328407
This term gives me the creeps and idk why.

No. 2328415

>>2328412
bc the bunny part is infantile and very weird to use for a grown woman and too, also is meant to reference sex i think, and weird sexual racial fixation that just cheapens a woman being attracted to a man disregarding his race, in the same realm as "coalburner".

No. 2328425

Getting nostalgia over when I was 6 or 7 and my mom would be sewing as a hobby from evening to night and I'd be falling asleep to the sound of the machine.

No. 2328464

I have been lacking with my skin care lately and I went from a clear, hydrated skin, to really dry and full of pimples. I have been bowing my nose too so the skin around it is so irritated and rwd I lool like Rudolph kek at least it's fitting for the time.

No. 2328480

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just found out
rip olivia

No. 2328482

>>2328480
i liked her in black christmas

No. 2328488

>>2328482
what do you like about it?

No. 2328512

>>2328464
whats your skin routine? i have dry acne prone skin as well

No. 2328531

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I liked a thirst trap from an obviously gay moid that was making a joke and my crush saw it and I think he got jealous kek.

No. 2328581

I'm watching Evil Lives Here and crocheting. I don't usually like true crime but this show is piqueing my morbid curiosity.

No. 2328585

Nicole Kidman is insufferable. I hate her face I hate everything about her. Funnily enough I also hate her ex Tom cruise.

No. 2328593

My body dysmorphia improves tenfold every time I stop scrolling the shayna thread

No. 2328595

>>2328581
What’cha crocheting nonny?

No. 2328634

>>2328512
At night I do a double cleanse with the skin 1004 centella cleansing oil and Shiseido's perfect whip, then put on centella ampoule and the probo-cica moisturiser from Skin 1004 as well (My fave moisturiser btw specially if your skin barrier is fucked like mine is), and if my skin is very dry, a few drops of rosehip oil. In the morning I just put on vitamin c, moisturiser and a sunscreen. So far this has been the best routine for me, I do really notice the difference when I stick to it versus when I just use micellar water kek

No. 2328635

i talk like i'm annoyed by you? BECAUSE I AM. always asking questions about every little thing and never shutting the fuck up.

No. 2328663

Whats your favorite meme of all time? Honestly I would have to go with "Number 15, Burger King Foot Lettuce". So many memes have come and gone throughout my life, but none were as memorable as BKFL. I sometimes find myself giggling as I quote it to myself, bringing back to my carefree preteen years, even for a moment. I hate how memes have become like fast fashion. They can no longer have the layers and sentimentality to them.

No. 2328683

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>>2328663
born to die world is a fuck

No. 2328685

They’re not joking when they say you develop eyebrow blindness when you thin them out. Every day I think, “I need to thin them out more they’re looking thick.”

No. 2328687

>>2328685
The other way around is true, too.

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No. 2328865

I don't fuck with my mom but she cooked for New Years and unfortunately she throws down in the kitchen but never cooks anymore so I had to visit my family to get a plate Or two…. She made ham, turkey wings, peach cobbler, white rice, yellow rice, cabbage, pasta salad, and mac and cheese. And probably some other stuff I can't recall off the top of my head. Yum.

No. 2328877

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i follow a girl who i was friends with in middle school who moved away, and when we were in high school she trooned out (first went by they, then xe, then back to they). she also was going by a masculine name for a couple years. just checked her page again and she's going by her actual name again and doesn't have any pronouns in her bio. i'm going to assume she detransitioned and i'm really, really happy for her if that's the case

No. 2328882

>>2328663
This is going to sound like the dumbest pick, but for me it's the classic Rick Roll. Specifically this original upload: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&pp=ygUXbmV2ZXIgZ29ubmEgZ2l2ZSB5b3UgdXA%3D

Just the fact that it managed to have such an enduring life, multiple resurgences, through multiple eras of different styles of meme, and the whole time it's just been so wholesome. It never got co-opted by incels, rick astley never groomed anybody, it's just good fun. What really tops it off for me though is the fact that it DID come to an end, and in such a poetic way too. That original video now has been struck down on copyright grounds, if you go to the link it just says it's been removed. The fact that this meme that in part defined early YouTube and internet when we had unparalleled freedom before corporate interests clamped down on content sharing, was ultimately killed by the same platform it helped popularize, it's pottery.

No. 2328886

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i didn't respond to a wall of text someone i used to be friends with sent me a month ago because i couldn't be arsed to point out every instance of (attempted) manipulation by playing victim in her message and now i kind of regret it. i wish i could rub it in her face but it's probably too late now. i'm also not sure if she's even worth the effort. i just want her to finally see what a celf-centered bitch she really is. too bad everyone around her is too busy indulging her victim mindset. makes me feel glad we're not friends anymore, good riddance

No. 2328888

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I'm gna get healthy fr. Sick of feeling chronicly kaka.(integrate)

No. 2328895

>>2328425
That is such a comforting sound nonnie, I remember my mom sewing late into the night too and even now, when I use my own sewing machine, I think of her in the yellow glow from the lamp at her sewing table when I was a child.

No. 2328961

I feel like such a sped for showing the game i was playing to my therapist. At least she seemed to like it.

No. 2329012

>>2328585
Oh nonnie you're just mad because she's hot

No. 2329130

I gotta say that Threads is a little bit better than Bluesky. I see less troons on Threads than on Bluesky. Though some of the posts are just as retarded. I'm not even doing anything on Bluesky and some random trannies follow me there fml

No. 2329140

>>2329012
she has an evil boy face. that anon is valid

No. 2329209

I have new teeth still growing in the back of my mouth which my tongue can't reach and food gets stuck in them the easiest so I'm cursed to carry toothpicks with me forever

No. 2329239

I think I'm in love with a plush toy. It's so cute, I love it like a child and like to cuddle it like a baby. I look crazy to people but it's better than loving irl people with the drama.

No. 2329258

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>>2328327
I was still half asleep so it just came out. I have IBS so I’m unfortunately one of those people that has a tuba attached to her ass. I hold it in when I’m in public and fart in the parking lot. Sometimes they slip out though like when I’m bending over and I just have to accept my fate. At least I can fart on my husband as punishment or if I want him to go away I guess kek

No. 2329342

I keep seeing sound effects of evil/scary-sounding laughs pop up on my YouTube feed after searching up one for a video. None of them are scary to me. So either they're objectively not scary or my own laugh is just ridiculous and I'm used to it.

No. 2329359

>>2328685
real, everytime i see them in photos i'm like "damn, they're really thin now" but in the mirror they look bushy asf

No. 2329361

It happened again, I listened to ggrks again even though I knew I'd get it stuck in my head for the coming sixteen weeks again, like it always does. I always tell myself This time it won't happen but then it does, as it always does, I swear no song on this earth is as sticky as this one is. I lamented the very same thing like a year ago, too, but I just feel like ggrks shouldn't be an annual treat, only. You search it with this Google…

No. 2329412

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I tried to find a new threadpic for the next thread since we’re almost at 1200. Do nonnies like picrel? I accept feedback.

No. 2329417

>>2329412
could we switch up the amphibians this new years and have lizards this time around

No. 2329426

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>>2329417
Lizards are a little more challenging but I will see what I can do.

No. 2329435

>>2329426
I love you noni muah

No. 2329526

I never ever look at boards' front pages and exclusively use the catalog so whenever an anon says "hide a thread" I just mindblank

No. 2329528

>>2329426
This pic is so cute and perfect for the winter weather ♥

No. 2329529

>>2329526
I'm the same, I never use the front page. I didn't think anybody did.

No. 2329538

I just turned a really scary age.

No. 2329539

>>2329526
I see anons constantly say "I saw this pic on the front page" and it eludes me, browsing the catalog is way more practical I should stop doing it on /g/ not to be subjected to Luigi's ugly mug every time I go there

No. 2329541


No. 2329543

>>2329526
The catalog runs really slowly on my end so I just gave up and go on the front page these days. I also enjoy the hide thread feature and it has greatly improved my /ot/ experience even after the VPN ban was removed. its always a jumpscare to see threads Ive hidden appear on the catalog like the luigi thread whenever I go on /g/ KEK

No. 2329545

>>2329539
Kek as other anons said you can see his soul and brain through his big ass nostrils

No. 2329549

>>2329538
When I turned 13 I was terrified because I thought it was the end of the world, don't ask why. Then I turned 16 and same thing. Then 18… and it continued. I'm sure it will be fine

No. 2329552

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>>2329528
I liked it for that reason too! I’m undecided between it and picrel for a New Years theme.

No. 2329556

>>2329552
I like the new years theme! the cozy winter one should be after since january is usually one of the chillier months

No. 2329562

Coming up with layout ideas for scrapbooking is very hard. Time to steal some ideas off Pinterest then…

No. 2329635

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I don’t do art as much as I use to, but I always include a little painting or drawing when I send my friends cards. I try to do it a couple times a year, but I would like to send them a card with a doodle or something more often this year. People so rarely send mail nowadays that I think it’s a treat to get something from someone you care about, the paintings just make it more fun. picrel is not my art but an example

No. 2329740

>Be me, walking into post office
>There's one person in front of me being served by the clerk
>"Sir, do you know the address of the recipient of this package?"
>"NO! I ALREADY SAID NO!"
>"Do you have their phone number?"
>"I'M TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT NOW!"
>"Okay, well I'm gonna help the next customer in line while you figure it out."
>Clerk serves me
>Moid is yelling on his phone the entire time
>I leave and he's still yelling

How did he expect the send a package without knowing the address? How do these people think the world works? How are you 40 years old and you don't know how to send a package? Do you think you can just show up, and tell them the name of the person you want to send something to, and then the post office pulls up a list of every person on Earth with their address listed? I hate knowing that these people can vote. I wish democracy was dead. I wish that I could live in a place where people weren't mentally challenged.

No. 2329756

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I know this might not be the biggest thing to be proud of, but I decided to apply for a course that caught my attention last year. I haven't been accepted, but the fact that I dared to apply makes me feel good.
Usually, my perfectionism holds me back and paralyze me, even when it’s something simple kek.

No. 2329783

>>2329756
wish you the best nonna

No. 2329863

My friend who is gluten intolerant came over today, and since the gluten-free cookies sold in stores leaves a lot to wish for in regards to taste I baked some based on rice flour.
I don't think I've ever seen her eat as many cookies as she did today, I'm so happy she loved them!

No. 2329952

>>2329258
Ayrt kek, never change nona

No. 2329958

>talked with my friend and explored the city
>went home and took a 2 hour nap
Today was pretty good

No. 2330009

I know my ass is getting old because I make phone calls to places just to ask a simple question and don't feel embarrassed about it anymore.

No. 2330039

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I napped the whole day and now it's like 2 in the morning and I can't sleep

No. 2330164

I used to have a serious crush on Danisnotonfire and I'm so ashamed of it now. He's ugly and extremely self deprecating.

No. 2330172

Left a fucking dildo out on my bed and my mom saw it. I’ve never made that mistake before and I’ll never make it again.

No. 2330223

>>2330164
not related to anything you said but I love it when men hate themselves

No. 2330226

>>2330223
Same nonna but he did it in a really annoying way. It wasn't just "I hate myself.", it was every other sentence in an effort to be humorous.

No. 2330241

>>2330164
I had a crush on him too in middle school. I think it was the fringe and the accent

No. 2330263

>>2330172
I stand in solidarity with you anon, my dad found my vibrator once and told my sister about it.

No. 2330265

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Rewatched 'The Chipmunk Adventure' yesterday, and it made me realize how much I dislike fat characters like Theodore. Eleanor is chubby too, but she feels like more of a character, and she's actually adorable. The whole time, Theodore was just a running fat joke. Hate this trope.

No. 2330279

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warning: braindead yapping
i'm a massive chismosa who loves collecting data on other people and groups. i don't spread anyone's business, if necessary then all confidants remain anonymous guaranteed since my autism makes me immune to giving a straight answer and falling for peer pressure
recently i've made a lot of lesbian friends this year who discuss the lgbt chisme and it's so fascinating kek
this year in gay school i learned..
>learned the difference between a stud and a butch
>lesbian friend tells me they avoid bisexual girls because they're usually psycho (her words)
>didn't know this was a thing, realized all the bi chicks i've met are unstable although data pool may be tainted because my city is notoriously retarded and i'm a magnet for the mentally ill
>find out one friend is a troon hater (epic)
>i still don't know what OSA means and googling it showed some tranny from a video game
>another lesbian friend finally changed their bio from she/they to she/her (as the ru paul men say…slay!)
>learned about the phenomenon of gay white people thinking they're black as soon as they come out of the closet
>noticed discussion of misogyny in gay men has increased
>noticed lesbians have better intuition than the avg straight female and male in regards to expert level suspicious males
we got a new boss and although i am hetewosmexual i have been getting a weird gut feeling about him. when everyone was saying he's nice, all the lesbians at my work agreed with my weird feeling and that they don't like him. i have also recently learned my moon is in pisces, and that means that i have one foot in the "spiritual realm". i am thinking that foot is in some realm with lesbian spirits since i've been gifted the same intuition as my lesbian co-workers. anyways, the new boss is weird and loves hugging female workers only. he has not hugged me, thankfully
that is the story of how i am allymaxxing in 2024 (pic related)

No. 2330282

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Im tired of being sick

No. 2330401

my cat is sitting on my legs and purring. I love her. I have acid reflux and no will to live. Just took my meds. My room is quite chilly. My ex best friend who used to cover from head to toe and shame me for not memorizing as many chapters of the quran as her just posted a photo of her in a bikini with a martini in her hand. Very interesting night I say.

No. 2330403

>>2330279
You are a fascinating individual, if not brainrotted.

No. 2330476

>>2330401
Pet your cat for me nona

No. 2330477

>>2330279
OSA probably stands for Opposite Sex Attracted (bi and straight)

No. 2330591

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I got my first belt and I can't stop replicating this gif…It's so funny for me to do.

No. 2330624

I miss the internet without third-worlders and their backwards issues.(racebait)

No. 2330677

I have a flu and my crush is coming over and making me sushi for dinner and keeping me company.
I took medicine and I'm about to clean this place down to every cranny. I want to scream!

No. 2330709

I replaced my phone case with a new one and it feels like I've a brand new phone. Feels amazing tbh. I also have an interview later that I cba with so I'm going to take myself shopping after it so today feels fun. I'm all about making myself feel good.

No. 2330710

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No. 2330724

Knitting channels by middle-aged or older women are always so sweet and earnest, and i think it's so cute when they decorate and arrange their workroom to look like a set for TV shows.

No. 2332151

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My brother's trying to convince our cousin that he used to be fat but got "fit". the utter cope. but hey, it's women that are the fake friends amirite.

No. 2332788

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This semester we'll be choosing our specialization, turns out our college admin is retarded and doesn't have anything updated so we only have two to pick from, Lingerie and Sportswear.
Personally, i want to choose sportswear bc i'm just fed up with how the world is now where women get prettier, kinder, and more docile and men just get uglier, crueler, and more violent and i'd just rather not contribute to this, but then when it comes to ideation and concepts, there's more concepts that able to be brought to fruition in lingerie i think, but maybe i'm narrow-minded to what can be done in sportswear so i think i'll have to spend more time researching.

No. 2332798

>>2330279
>because my city is notoriously retarded and i'm a magnet for the mentally ill
Kek where do you live? You do indeed seem interesting, well meaning and nice ofc but still interesting

No. 2333204

>>2332798
thanks! I am definitely not telling but will say my city regularly makes it on the top 10 of "dumbest" cities lists, has the highest rate of drunk driving, ranks one of the lowest in health and living quality, above average illiteracy rate (avg in the US is around 21%)
honestly some foreign power could nuke us off the map and nothing of value would be lost.
there's also a drug abuse epidemic and it's normal to see tweakers on every corner. not even the "nicer" areas are safe because the tweakers take busses over there to panhandle LMFAOOO
so yeah, we're pretty advanced. our mentally ill and drug addicted homeless population actually travels. there is one guy that is famous in a certain zipcode because he's really mean to men but loves ranting to women about how "females are bitches" and he's a disciple of Jesus. he's gotten banned from multiple nearby grocery stores already.
also for the mentally ill idk I notice the self diagnosed adhd/autism poly/bi type of people love me because I seem non judgemental but they are wrong!



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