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No. 1980098

ITT: post uneventful and mundane as fuck events in your life

Previous Thread: >>>/ot/1922358

No. 1980101

every few hours ihave a strong sensation to pee and i’m dehydrated. am I dying?

No. 1980106

Obligatory
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE AI THREADPIC

No. 1980114

>>1980106
Eventually all threads will have a pics with this fake as fuck texture

No. 1980117

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>>1980114
Not on my IB!!!
>>1980098
Picrel

No. 1980133

>>1980106
>>1980114
Yeah the messed up keyboard is a pretty dead giveaway, sorry about that.

No. 1980138

>>1980101
You might have a UTI

No. 1980142

>>1980138
ugh noooo. my discharge is fine and there’s no smell though, oh well

No. 1980151

>>1980142
Drink lots of water! That can sometimes flush out the bacteria if it’s mild

No. 1980173

On the bus right now and someone left a half eaten piece of pizza in their seat… why

No. 1980176

>>1980173
It's a sign nonna, EAT IT!

No. 1980182

>>1980098
Every time you make a stupid AI threadpic I'm going to go into MS Paint to make a far better and cuter one you scourge. I will find you wherever you are.

No. 1980189


No. 1980210

>>1980151
thank you nonny for the advice

No. 1980220

>>1980101
you have diabeetus

No. 1980246

I like the ducky

No. 1980251

>>1980173
Eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it

No. 1980254

Got a piece of paper that said draw how you feel with like happy, sad, and then autistic, apparently means something different in Chinese but I was confused all the same.

No. 1980257

File: 1714084399070.png (303.47 KB, 1025x753, cosmooopoltian cow and her d'u…)

>>1980182
Winter is coming in my area and I adore the way the fog wraps around my home like a duvet in the morning, the clean, crisp cold air that's tinged with the scent of woodfire, the robins and wagtails that talk among themselves on the wire fences and the wallabies that bounce around outside my house. I've been reading Platonov recently and am feeling a deep sense of content clearly not enough to not do shit like picrel and continue browsing lolcow

No. 1980259

AI pics again? Fuck off

No. 1980260

>>1980257
This is lovely, is this your artwork?

No. 1980266

>>1980260
Yes, I'm counteracting the bad karma of the threadpic by drawing cute cows

No. 1980268

>>1980257
>>1980266
I love you, nona. Next threadpic or I kill someone

No. 1980283

>>1980259
Yeah I miss the vibe of the first mundane threads a lot.

No. 1980285

>>1980106
It's shit

No. 1980289

>>1980257
I love drawnonas, this is so nice

No. 1980340

>>1980257
lovely art nona

No. 1980420

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Things seem slower here today

No. 1980426

>>1980420
I have more work than I thought I had, nonna.

No. 1980432

>>1980420
It’s strangely… peaceful though?

No. 1980705

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I scheduled a fast food delivery for 3 hours from now. Need to buy a yeast infection test.

No. 1980722

>>1980705
For the food?

No. 1980761

>>1980722
Yeah, I might have to get some cranberry pills for my chicken sandwich.

No. 1980763

File: 1714139441232.jpg (247.62 KB, 736x981, 4538f43f6b5e0465e411e57b548764…)

I'm currently doing a tour of Singapore of google street view.

No. 1980777

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>>1980106
>>1980182
>>1980259
>>1980266
i actually had 2 AI thread pics made ready one for this one and one for other threads that reached limit almost at the same time, but someone else made that thread earlier so i only made this one because i had it ready, i only needed to hit "POST" so i did.(ai baiting)

No. 1980782

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>>1980777
ha! I made the other one ai free. I had one ready to go for this thread too, but you beat me to it. kys, aifag

No. 1980798

>>1980777
Why, though? Anons don't want your AI trash threads and you're not getting anything from being the thread's creator. So why do it?

No. 1980807

>>1980268
>>1980289
>>1980340
Thank you so much!
>>1980777
Every thread you make AIfaggotard, I'll make a better threadpic for the real nonas

No. 1980814


No. 1980816

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No. 1980835

i got braces on yesterday and my teeth feel bruised. i tried to have some of my bfs mcdonalds fries and i couldnt chew them, felt so weird. i'm going to be eating strictly liquids for the next little while, hopefully maybe i'll lose the weight i recently gained since i wont be able to snack the way i have been lately.

No. 1980840

>>1980835
The pain when you get them is the worst, maintenance can hurt too but not as badly. Drinking something warm helps sooth it for me.

No. 1980850

>>1980840
Seconding this, when I got my braces the only thing that helped for the first few days was several cups of warm tea and soup

No. 1980856

>>1980840
>>1980850
i'm drinking tea right now! it definitely is helping sooth the discomfort. i dont know what i was expecting but i didn't think they would feel this weird kek

No. 1980866

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>>1980777
AIFAG GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
DO YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF CONDITION? ARE YOU MENTALLY CHALLENGED?
I am really NOT in a mundane state today. I'm going to break your AI shitart through my fucking computer screen

No. 1980898

we should make a new thread with a proper threadpic

No. 1980960

Have a slightly swollen lymph node on my jaw. I think I might have something going on in my throat and it's causing me a little ear pain when I swallow, but idk.

No. 1980980

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>>1980432
B-b-but I have nothing better to do than scroll some IB, nonna.. This is brutal.

No. 1980987

>>1980960
Could be thyroid issues if it hurts to swallow or drink water it could be tonsillitis, hope it recovers!

No. 1981024

Caramel popcorn > Butter popcorn

No. 1981155

Google relationship advice is so funny, you can look up 'my moid does blank' and have 80 results every single time. Almost like a relationship isn't worth the investment.

No. 1981273

I found out that my emotionally immature, lying ex gained about 60lbs after I left him. Meanwhile I've embraced my inner stacy and have only been going upwards in life. All I can say is that karma really can come back to bite someone in the ass

No. 1981290

>>1981273
You go Nona!!

No. 1981293

I bought Eucerin lotion for my chronically dry hands and it works so good… I was previously skeptical and I also hate buying things if I already have something that will work (value pack of Aveeno from Costco) so I held off on buying it. Idk why I haven’t tried this sooner. god bless eucerin my hands feel brand new

No. 1981347

>>1981293
i randomly got a sample of eucerin from some website online and i've been buying it ever since, it really is a holy grail

No. 1981434

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My favourite and only tumblr mutual came back and I thought she was dead for months

No. 1981441

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>>1981434
Is that orie?

No. 1981464

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i'm out drinking with friends for the first time in a really long time and I thought I would feel more anxious. Everything seems. . . fine? Strange

No. 1981560

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So according to chinese mole reading apparently I'm "prone to have troubles during childbirth, such as dystocia and uterine disease, or die of illness" and have bad luck with superiors. Thanks for nothing, China. But which of you has the coolest of all moles?

No. 1981565

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I made homemade chicken nuggets but they came out tasting like fish patties because I used chicken liver.
Webm unrelated.

No. 1981568

>>1981441
thinking of reporting this for no spoiler tbh

No. 1981576

>>1981560
>Kill husband mole
lmao is that really how one of them is labelled?
I don't have a single mole on my face, ears or neck. Does that mean anything?

No. 1981589

>>1981464
Experiencing the inverse, I’ve been socializing more with friends sober recently. Normally, I use alcohol to ease my anxiety. Cheers, nonna!

No. 1981631

Does even THIS thread's threadpic have to be AI? The serial /ot/ AIfag thread creator is getting seriously insufferable, they're creating basically all the new threads and inserting their uncanny AIslop as the threadpics. So obnoxious.

No. 1981821

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Good morning and happy weekend you guys. Im listening to Mother Mother right now. I have frozen chicken and rice and I've been craving both super bad so maybe I'll make one pot chicken rice. I might also boil some chicken so I can get broth to make gravy.

No. 1981839

>>1981631
It isn't even a particular cute or nice image either

No. 1981877

I got my very first tattoo and I can't stop looking at it, it's so beautiful, I can't wait for the final result.

No. 1981879

>>1981821
Recipe please

No. 1981880

>>1981877
What is it?

No. 1981886

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I keep on working and working but I still haven't finished this shit and the deadline is this Tuesday I won't get hired at this point.

No. 1981901

>>1981880
An octopus wrapped around a skull, I waited years to find the perfect artist and I couldn't be happier with what he drew for me.

No. 1981929

I'm considering buying shelves at ikea because I have a lot of books and video games. I already know which one I want, but I don't have a car to bring it home.

No. 1981943

Working today and I come back home at 3am so I dont know if I should buy something easy to make for when I come back or just go straight to bed

No. 1981996

>>1981929
Do they not have delivery slots that suit you? Also, get some actual tools to use when you're putting them together. The ones they give you are useless.

No. 1982011

>>1981996
Delivery is crazy expensive for some reason, delivery fees would cost more than the actual shelves I'd like to buy. I'll ask if a family member can bring me there with their car, if we could buy things at the same time.

No. 1982086

>>1981879
I don't have a recipe 'non. I'm just winging it this is my first time making one pot chicken and rice. So far I've done
>Season chicken with onion, garlic, salt, smoked paprika, pepper and mustard (just as a binder)
>Baked chicken to make it soft throughout first since it was completely frozen
>take out of oven and sear one side of the skin on stovetop
>Put butter and chicken bouillon powder in pan
>Add rice and let it toast in the butter bouillon mixture
>Add water and chicken.
It's cooking right now, hopefully it's yummy. Btw, rice smells soooo good when it's toasting.

No. 1982130

>>1982086
I'm back to say it was a little under seasoned but delish

No. 1982450

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AIfag this one's for you baby(derailing/baiting)

No. 1982452

I found a pair of earrings I thought I lost!

No. 1982523

now that the weather is warming up i've been dressing dumb as fuck again and my favorite genre of youth has really had it out for me, which are the teenagers who find out that i'm 30 and emphatically declare "there's NO WAY you're THAT OLD" as if i was supposed to be a pile of dust and ash by now kek

bless their little hearts, honestly

No. 1982534

>>1982450
Kek this gave me a good chuckle

No. 1982582

I’m watching season four of The Circle on Netflix (it’s garbage, but it’s easily digestible garbage) and I can’t stand one of the contestants simply because the way she talks reminds me of Pixielocks. Sorry, Yu Ling

No. 1982649

Finished reading One Hundred Years of Solitude and now I'm eating chicken pasta and drinking a hard lemonade. If it wasn't so tense and overcast outside, I'd say it was an excellent day.

No. 1982655

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I'm so sleepy, I wanted to go shopping with my best friend, I miss her, I will see her tomorrow though, so that makes me happy, tbh I want to go out so I can buy a jacket for my closet cosplay for this August, I'm surely going to look like shit but whatever.
I'm so sleepy too, I want to daydream of my husbandos hugging me and groping me, but I should get back to work.

No. 1982828

>>1982649
That sounds like such a vibe nona

No. 1982887

>>1981441
>>1981434
What kind of Creepypasta have i stumbled upon?

No. 1983021

You don’t understand how much I love this album, been listening to this all week

No. 1983026

>>1982649
Did you like the book?

No. 1983028

>>1982887
It's not a creepypasta it was just a weird schizo woman from Facebook lol

No. 1983041

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I think I have finally figured out what's causing my bruxism. I'm actually really confused as to why it's not mentioned when discussing its possibles causes because it all seems so obvious now. I was born with a tongue tie and had it corrected at around 4 years old, I also corrected a speech impediment at around the same age. Because of the tongue tie I've had a narrow palate since early childhood, had to get braces later in life. So, only now that I'm in my 20s I'm realizing I've had an improper tongue posture my entire life. Nobody ever noticed it because I don't mouth breathe and my jaw doesn't look underdeveloped, I have a square jawline, my chin is receding a little bit but not overly so, I never even noticed it.
So, the obvious solution to my bruxism problem should be to change my tongue posture but I find it really difficult and uncomfortable because of my narrow palate. I also feel like I'm only tensing my jaw more when I try to do it. I can't do the suction hold thing. Is it even worth it to try and change my tongue posture as an adult? If it's not going to bring any benefits it probably won't help with bruxism either. God, I feel like I've had all sorts of ortho problems my entire life, scoliosis, knock knees, flat feet, ribs sticking out in unnatural ways… At least all of those are moderate and not very noticeable, I've only had physiotherapists and doctors take notice.

No. 1983042

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Cake nonna where you at

No. 1983054

Guy I'm kickin it off with jokingly called my interest corny and I'm not.good witj banter omgggg i feel like Im gonna explode

No. 1983167

One of my Bluetooth earbuds randomly stopped working yesterday, but it's working again now. I'll buy a new pair just in case.

No. 1983196

>>1983041
Bruxism can lead to TMJ dysfunction so please do everything in your power to prevent it. It sucks and it can be life ruining if it's severe. Good luck changing your tongue posture anon, it'll be worth it. You'll notice how much easier it is to breathe right away.

No. 1983238

>>1983196
Thank you nonnie. I didn't know it could lead to TMJ, glad I posted about it here.

No. 1983283

>>1983021
Oh I love this genre of music. It would be so nice if stores played this kind of stuff again instead of top 40 on repeat.

No. 1983290

>>1983021
Should i be concerned that this music just reminds me of japanese visual novels or some nintendo games?

No. 1983377

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Saving all my calories today so I can have lots of pizza and wings for dinner. It's gonna be so delicious.

No. 1983412

You'd think more immortal characters would be pretty bigoted.
Or maybe they'd think the world is so degenerate that it wraps around to just not caring anymore.
You can make a running gag out of that.

No. 1983879

Currently at my parents' house and I can hear some owl outside, as a city dweller I'm amazed.

No. 1983951

jittering on coffee rn

No. 1984070

I wonder if they'll ever make a v/h/s like horror anthology but for youtube/internet videos.

No. 1984549

File: 1714401940074.gif (1.71 MB, 275x155, 1708395449682.gif)

Man, I spend way too much time on lc kek. It's where I come to relax and talk to my nonnies (because social media is crap). But today my friend sent me a funny video and I found myself typing out 'KEKKK'. What the hell. Obviously, I realised before I sent it, and typed out 'lol' instead. But wow. Even when something funny happens in real life, I find the voice in my head screaming 'KEK', kek.

No. 1984560

>>1984549
I use kek with my friends because I have no friends I only ever speak to imageboard users unfortunately

No. 1984565

>>1984549
pretty sure kek is considered millenial speak, back in my day it was like the spanish speakers said kekekeke and we said lolololol around the msn/myspace days. I know it 100% is a board thing but also a lot of normies will associate it with early internet. I know turbo normie women (like live laugh love beige milennials) who type kekekekeke which idk is a bit cute actually honestly
don't overthink it, just don't say gyatt or rizz or zoomer shit you'll be fine.

No. 1984574

>>1984560
Imageboard users are the best friends
>>1984565
Don't worry nona, I'm a zoomer myself (an older zoomer though), and I wouldn't even dream of saying shit like gyatt and rizz and all that retarded shit

No. 1984580

>>1984549
I have to stop myself from typing it out sometimes too. "lol" and "lmao" don't hold a candle to a nice, solid "kek"

No. 1984586

>>1984580
I say we bring back ROFL

No. 1984592

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Whenever I try the mewing thing, it makes me look retarded. I normally just put the front part of my tongue on the x area, but whenever I try to put my whole tongue to the roof on my mouth it just kinda makes me look like I'm hiding something in my mouth. I'm getting a mandibular osteotomy anyway so whatever

No. 1984597

>>1984574
Reminds me of vidrel "the first gen alpha song" or whatever

No. 1984604

>>1984592
eh you're not supposed to look great doing it, it's alright for helping bruxism (if you have it) but I don't think it does much. I get a gullet buldge like I'm a pelican with a big catch lmao. I always thought it was funny men latched onto it as a looksmax thing when it was supposed to be like, corrective?
don't be self concious though nona, especially if it's helping. I looked up mandibular osteotomy and fuck I think I need it??? holy shit thank you
I hope you're not in pain, do you feel the mewing helps any at all? I feel like as soon as I go to sleep all the work gets undone and I grind my massater muscles into an even more buff state, I'm gonna end up looking like fucking zac efron rip

No. 1984641

>>1984604
Ntayrt but mewing helps bruxism? I already have a gigachad jawline so I kinda avoided it because my jaw is already so prominent. Do you feel like it is making your jawline more angular?

No. 1984661

>>1984641
yeah in a bad way, it's already so angular I'm all jaw no like…face? I have a fringe cause my forehead is tiny kek
it helps me not grind my teeth during the day but it takes concious effort. stress completely ruins all the work I put in and it's back to grinding and making it worse lol. I honestly learned about mewing for underbite and jaw problems, why are these men doing it for looks? I mean it can marginally maybe shape your face but like, so can diet and exercise and quicker
yes fellow gigachad jawline nona! I used to feel really insecure until apparently fucken buccal fat removal is all the craze and now everyone in hollywood is on my level ayooo
also I bet your jawline is beautiful nona. I feel like we're all tripping about our own looks when actually it's the moids who are ugly and need to try harder.

No. 1984713

My mom is simping for chinese tiktok eboy cosplayers kekkkkkkkkk

No. 1984715

>>1984713
Mom deserves treat herself to young pre-wall eye candy too

No. 1984774

I finally watched the Puss in Boots movie and I was pleasantly surprised, the segments with the wolf were kino.

No. 1984800

>>1984713
Girl let her live

No. 1984803

>>1984713
What are they cosplaying as? Link please.

No. 1984804

>>1984713
I love that for your mom

No. 1984819

>>1984713
based mom I'm happy for her

No. 1984822

The scroll wheel on my mouse came loose and I was sad since it's new, but I was able to fix it. Reddit saved the day for me once again.

No. 1984848

Just showered. Ain't nothing better than a clean ass.

No. 1984871

>>1984848
Aymen sister

No. 1984961

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I really would like to do my nails but I'm waiting for new supplies to come in so I'll just make press ons. Today is such a nice start to the week.

No. 1984973

I just made warm croissants and some tea. Time to watch something cozy

No. 1984976

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Today i found out that there is the official japanese server for some new (?) idolmaster game and it weirded me out

No. 1984984

Trying so hard to get my screen time down to less than 2.5 hrs a day, and quitting drinking. Going to get really into swimming & hiking to fill my time instead, my Nigel and I did a 4.5 mile hike yesterday unplanned and had a great time. The hardest part is staying off my phone at work but I’m about to have someone in the cubicle opposite mine so I’m gonna be embarrassed if someone sees me fucking around on my phone all day anyway.

No. 1985274

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claire's has a coquette section now

No. 1985283

>>1985274
Kek as if they haven't sold bows and dinky jewelry since forever, it's just marketing for the zoomies

No. 1985285

>>1985274
A coqeutte section even kek

No. 1985463

>>1984592
>>1984604
>>1984661
mewing doesn't actually change anything in my experience. there was literally no difference

No. 1985481

>>1985463
Omg me too. I thought I was the only one who doesn't have any difference doing it kek I was beginning to think I'm broken because of how many memes there are about it

No. 1985487

>>1985274
>coqeutte
they didn't even try

No. 1985509

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Last month I bought myself 2 packs of the white rabbit sweets, and it's actually insane how delicious yet long lasting they are. Feels like I've been eating them daily, yet I still have a couple left.
Got the base and azuki flavours, but I'd like to try coffee and yogurt as well.

No. 1985546

>>1985509
These are so good! I haven’t bought them in a long time because I always binge eat until I’m hurting

No. 1985550

>>1985509
I love them, so creamy. Too bad they are bit tough to chew and they keep sticking onto my teeth.

No. 1985570

>>1985509
I really like the strawberry flavor

No. 1985646

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I ordered something on Amazon and it said it would come tomorrow (which is now today) but the order got delayed now it's coming tomorrow. REEEEEEEEEEEEE. Im convinced Amazon did this as revenge because I have my prime subscription linked to a card with no money on it do it just keeps declining while I get the benefits.
My anger is exacerbated by the fact that google now plays gifs in the search results which makes the page run like shit which made it take like 5 minutes for me to get this gif

Anyway, hopefully the rest of today will be good. I plan on being very productive.

No. 1985650

>>1985646
Was it something you really needed on time?

No. 1985655

>>1985650
New headphones, I cannot live without them so yes. My current pair aren't completely dead though so they're holding me out until tomorrow.

No. 1985658

>>1985655
Riiip I get how you feel now

No. 1985669

I'm bored as hell

No. 1985680

>>1985669
Me too. Hang in there anon.

No. 1985901

>>1985646
>I have my prime subscription linked to a card with no money on it do it just keeps declining while I get the benefits.
wait, you can do that?

No. 1985906

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>be me
>have a close knit group of girl friends
>discover the term girlboss
>think it's hilarious
>start referring to all hive insects as girlbosses
>becomes strong in-joke to us
>respect for bees, wasps, and ants skyrockets
>one of the girls gets a boyfriend
>annoyingandgross.jpg
>he can't hide his terminal case of male behavior
>starts talking about bugmen with a smarmy smirk one day
>all five of us are confused about how that can be an insult
>bugmen = insect = girlboss = good
>his defeated face when five autistic spergs all start shouting hive insect facts and arguing with him about how much better the world would be if we were ruled by only women
>she dumped him the next day

No. 1985943

>>1985906
this belongs in positivity thread

No. 1985955


No. 1986236

I want a fantasy movie starring Mia Goth and Matt Smith in which they're on an epic quest to find eyebrows

No. 1986239

I'm sometimes reminded of an anon in /ot/ who was really venting hard about how much she hates it when kids from immigrant families use familial terms from their parents' language like "omma" for Korean or "morfar" for Swedish etc and I'm still so perplexed over how anyone would be so personally offended over something so menial. Like she really went to town ranting about it, some anons on this site have such weird tantrums over the most random things.

No. 1986334

My laundry room is outside. I opened the door to put my stuff in the dryer and there was a giant australian looking spider there wtf. It's literally the biggest and thickest spider I've seen in my life. I'm not brave enough for this

No. 1986553

>>1986334
Use Fire

No. 1986560

I just cut my hair and it looks so good! I love it, it looks so much healthier now.

No. 1986571

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The corner shop next to my flat got those strong zero lemon cans in and I bought 5, was only planning on having one ended up having all 5 because they are too damn good. Only issue now is I’m tipsy af.

No. 1986587

i wonder if moving to the uk within the next few years is feasible.

No. 1986602

>>1986587
We’re already full thx

No. 1986607

>>1986587
I’ve wondered this too. I have a fetish for retarded britbong accents unfortunately

No. 1986616

>>1986587
not a ukfag but no housing crisis is being solved in 5 years

No. 1986622

Pretty sure I just flunked my calc test. I just hope it doesn't affect my scholarship too much.

No. 1986631

>>1986587
no stay hear

No. 1986647

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I like to eat very bland, tasteless carbs all the time, like oats, peanuts, crackers and tons of bread. I love bread goddamn. I eat a combination of these daily, I'm very ignorant about nutritional stuff so thought I was starving because despite my obsession with carbs I stayed the same exact weight, turns out my thyroid was literal burning everything yet again, and regular people gain a lot weight on a similar diet?? kek never thought I would see the day were I could eat tons of literal filler and still look the same. Really crazy shit

No. 1986844

I think I'm gonna watch Baby Reindeer later today so I can get into the /snow/ thread about it. I also need to find out why it's called Baby Reindeer

No. 1987138

>>1986587
Feel free to move here once you're a millionaire and can afford to spend your entire fortune on buying a shitty one-bed flat with black mold on the walls.

No. 1987146

>>1986844
did you watch it nona? i also started watching it last night after seeing the snow thread kek

No. 1987150

I have acquired a decent camera, lighting, and a few other things, and I'm just so ready to begin filming. Hoping that by starting with my own original stories and working my ass off, other people will trust me to help them create their dream indie films. Scared, honestly.. But I want it more.

No. 1987200

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I gotta wait 2 hours until this dumb video premieres. I hate premiers so fucking much! just upload the fucking video already.

No. 1987352

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I am sick as a dog and tucked in bed.. Hot coffee beside me and my cat is giving herself a bath at my feet. I honestly don't remember the last time I was sick. It's kinda nice because I'm being waited on and someone else is cooking my lunch and dinner. I asked for tom kha gai for dinner, soo excited. Watching Babylon until I fall asleep.

No. 1987434

I'm at the "sunburned" phase of the healing process of my tattoo and I just want to scratch myself frantically, this is unbearable.

No. 1987448

something simple i just figured out about myself is it makes it a lot easier to do things if theyre cuteified. i used to get overwhelmed when cleaning but now that i actually enjoy my space i can clean no problem and actually enjoy it. same thing with cute memo pads

No. 1987490

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i can't wait to go home today. i'm going to go for just a short walk after work because i took a longer walk yesterday and then when i finally get home i'm going to smoke some weed, make some tea and get extra cozy to watch the dance moms reunion and the new episodes of the circle.

No. 1987494

tough project at work all the tougher because nobody here has ever done it before and documentation is spotty. also dataverse is ass, all this could be easy if i could interact with the database directly instead of having to leap through ten million hoops

No. 1987495

>>1987352
Wishing you a speedy recovery, nonna!

No. 1987566

File: 1714603008857.jpeg (28.35 KB, 342x352, IMG_0858.jpeg)

>my professor let us vote on an extra argumentative topic for our essay
>The topic that won: Should transgender athletes compete in women’s sports?
>mfw I’m going to fucking clobber this fucking essay

No. 1987567

>>1987566
I salute you, brave soldier!

No. 1987579

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I’m so drunk and all I want is a fucking cigarette. I quit just over a month ago and it’s only made me more miserable lmaooooo.

No. 1987580

>>1987579
Idk why that had a spoiler soz nonnas my drunk ass is off to bed x

No. 1987597

I can't believe no one answered the Hall & Oates question on Jeopardy today…

No. 1987650

>>1987597
They lost on Jeopardy, baby!
ooooooh ooooooh oooh

No. 1987653

>>1987495
Thank you sweet nonna. I hope you have a great day/week/weekend

No. 1987659

>>1983026
Sorry for the late response but yes I did very much. I really like the author's prose, though he's a creep. I will say the last hundred pages or so we're the weakest. But I like sprawling family epics like that.

No. 1987821

>>1987579
Kek that pic. I feel you, I quit nicotine 2 years ago and I still crave it when I have coffee in the morning or whenever I get drunk

No. 1988091

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One of my nails broke, time to rest, I won't get any more gel nail polish on my nails for a while. I want to get something like this next time, I wonder if anyone can still do something similar to this with regular nail polish, I feel like everyone just forgot completely about it because gel nail polish is just too practical.

No. 1988104

>>1988091
This is so pretty. I think I saw a video on how to do this type of nail polish using regular polish and a sponge.
also I'm so jealous, I wish I could wear this but it wouldn't suit my skin colour kek

No. 1988108

>>1987566
Well done, sweet nonny. You have chosen the path of violence.

No. 1988121

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>>1988104
Why? Tbh, my skin color is dark, but this style actually suits me, you could try with some nail polish with other undertones, warm or cold depending on how your skin behaves.
I will tell the nail technician I will see to try and make that style for me in normal nail polish! Maybe she will know, otherwise I may just get something simple like a regular pink color, idk, I've been really into this dainty style lately.

No. 1988128

>>1988091
nail tech here. gel polish isn't causing your nails to break, a bad nail tech with poor skills is. make sure they are soaking it off, not sanding it off completely(some sanding is needed at the beginning). and don't let them use "magic gel remover, it's turpentine that will 100% destroy your nail, magic remover is painted on and busts up the polish. swap techs next time. it's hard to do gradient with polishes. and go to a place that does a dry manicure and doesn't clip the cuticles.

No. 1988138

>>1988104
It's sheer, it would probably would for dark skin tones. Whenever a nail polish color doesn't fit me, I just turn it to a "jelly" polish by mixing it with some clear and it works most of the time. And you can also always just tweek the colors to get the same effect in a more flattering way. Like a light pink to pink, instead of white to pink.

No. 1988153

>>1988121
I love pink but it's hard to find a shade that doesn't look gaudy on me.
Good luck though nona, I hope you get the nails you want! That style is just so pretty.
>>1988138
The jelly thing is a good idea. I might try it out soon

No. 1988256

>>1988091
oh, I love that colour combination, now I have to find two pink nail polishes that work with my skin colour. If you want to recreate it with normal nail polish I found this tutorial very helpful and it's really easy to do something like that at home.

No. 1988286

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I saw the weirdest troon today in the forest of all places. Apart from the dress he looked like the most regular middle aged office employee ever, how do these people not realize how ridiculous they look?

No. 1988323

I participated in a survey a while ago and completely forgot I was supposed to receive compensation for it but they just sent me a gift card. It's not much but unexpected money is the best.

No. 1988354

Summer hasn't even started yet and i've already got a massive swollen mosquito bite on my ass cheek. of all places…

No. 1988374

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I accidentally found a drink that tastes just like my favorite toothpaste, i'm so happy because that toothpaste was so good that i almost wanted to eat it the first time i tried it

No. 1988375

>>1988374
Which one?

No. 1988376

>>1988286
Kek same nona, any time I've seen a TIM irl they were instantly clockable, I guess they're just used to the hug boxing in online trans communities so they think they look really good and pass. It goes to show how delusional they are that they think people can't tell they're trans. I'm sure deep down most normies and libfem types think this as well and only use their desired pronouns to be respectful, not because they think the hulking 6'3 gigahon in front of them with with greasy sidebangs and a stretched out pink dress is actually a woman

No. 1988381

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>>1988375
This one, i don't remember what's inside that toothpaste but i don't think lemon was part of it

No. 1988382

Praying my bus is on time today, wanna stop by the dispensary and get a new cart and a couple of gummies to bring to a convention I'm going to later this month. I can only go tonight if it's running on time otherwise my parents will question why I got home later than usual. Living at home in your 20's because you were born in HCOL area sucks nonnies, can't be a stoner in peace kek

No. 1988386

I want to read the MTF thread but I'm about to eat so Im gonna read Alice Llani's thread instead. I've been slowly regaining interest in /snow/ threads.

No. 1988428

>>1988382
Samefag here, my bus came on time but I'm pretty sure there's one of those older women with a green card husband on here KEK

No. 1988604

My friend got me miku fit boxxing while he was in Japan. I am sweaty and tired after 45 minutes of playing on hard modes/routines and i cant tell if its because im more out of shape than i thought or if its actually a good cardio workout kek

No. 1988609

I feel like I'm slightly dumber than my cat. I cleaned my mirror for probably the second time in the years I've had it, and I've had it for over 15 years now, and it's so clean, whenever I'm walking past I freak out thinking there's another person in the room. My cat recognizes herself in the mirror.

No. 1988610

The cluster B thread really brings out the annoyingly combative cluster B anons jtfc

No. 1988643

>>1986622
Update, I got a D, which is better than an F and means I've still got a passing grade in the class. I'm genuinely surprised because I was sure the percentage was gonna come out at like 25/60 or something.

No. 1988681

testing unbanime. i have to retake 2 tests next week. time to get wasted!!

No. 1988690

>>1988604
That's such a random thing to make kek, it must be fun.

No. 1989137

I bought some glass straws, soon I'll finally be able to enjoy iced water, coffee and soda without hurting my teeth. And also drink water more quickly and efficiently.

No. 1989145

>>1988643
Congrats on passing! I had so many math classes where I was sure I was going to fail yet somehow managed to eek out a passing grade.

No. 1989337

Love the dress up games thread on /m/—no infighting, just nonas making cute pictures and chilling. Mwah, love you girls

No. 1989384

My cat is always there for me, I love her so much
>>1989337
I love that thread, feels like a separate peaceful realm of lc kek

No. 1989529

File: 1714765128250.gif (1.96 MB, 498x373, tumblr_b82ef9c390d66b6c7c572f6…)

Been gardening. I've got two climbing rose bushes in the front garden, I just need to get a trellis. Some pretty purple flowers came up that were part of a wild flower mix I used last year.

Planted some grape hyacinths in the back planters, and a shady flower mix, too. I have a lot of weeding and leveling out to do still, it's quite a big backyard and very rocky, but I'm trying to do it in small sections so I don't get too overwhelmed. Also saw a hummingbird this morning so gotta make some sugar water for them. Considering some raised beds for herbs, strawberries, tomatoes. Oh and gotta plant my marigolds and zinnias. Anyway, it's still my day off, so I'm gonna watch some youtube gardeners and drink more coffee.

No. 1989530

>>1989529
Love this gif

No. 1989597

>>1987494
i made good headway on the project. but the issue with programming is that when you fix one thing and go to test you make a million more problems to fix. it’s 3:30 on a friday though i am fucking checked out. going to get nachos hopefully

No. 1989642

>>1989529
Nice, that sounds cozy anon

No. 1989921

>>1987138
>>1986616
>housing crisis
it can't be any worse than the us. also i wouldn't live in london, i'd be somewhere else. i just want rainy, cold weather and close proximity to a ton of beautiful european states. even though i'm black kek

No. 1989939

>>1989529
That sounds amazing. Happy for you.

No. 1990093

Just had to go out with a metal pipe and chase off a fox. Dastardly little creature was trying to eat a chicken. This is why chicken coops and inside cats are good things.

No. 1990231

I feel so self-conscious anytime I buy a shirt where the highest sizes are sold out, I'm scared of buying neckbeard apparel.

No. 1990548

Youtube recommendations gave me this gem just a couple of minutes ago. Kek this is amazing, finally the algorythm is doing something good.

No. 1990560

>>1990093
One time a young fox attacked my hens in the middle of the day so I ran outside with my dogs and yelled for them to get him. The dogs took off after him like a bullet, and the fox took one look at them and immediately rolled over onto his back. My dogs ran up, sniffed him, looked at me like "Can't attack a guy while he's surrendering boss", and strolled away. The fox took the opportunity to quickly slink away.
He never attacked my chickens again, so I'm glad he learned his lesson.

No. 1990564

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Dumbass shit thread needs to come back. all the retardation seeped through this entire board. not a single thread is safe from it. bring back the containment chambers.

No. 1990566

>>1990548
Omg playing underwater makes his flute sound like one of those slidey things. Amazing.

No. 1990573

>>1990564
if not that then at least the weekend threads. even just a crumb. the last time it got this bad oldmin temporarily closed down the whole board, now we let it fester.

No. 1990582

Lolcow ugly man psyop thread tab just burned into my computer screen. I hope it'll go away.

No. 1990585

Nonnie who avoided being groomed multiple times because you were just too autistic, I think about your story and chuckle at least once a week. I hope you're thriving.

No. 1990593

I just sneezed ten times in a row and am not sure it's stopped yet. fml.

No. 1990597

>>1989137
I finally got my straws! Im gonna have the craziest iced Pepsi tonight you guys.

No. 1990602

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I found this Youtuber while learning German and I swear she looks like Kandajin to me. I can't get it out of my brain.

https://www.youtube.com/@eleoscorner/videos

No. 1990622

>>1990585
Kek I happened to remember that anon like yesterday too.

No. 1990627

>>1990602
I can see it lol

No. 1990629

Wanna explore my abandoned mineshaft? (Flirtatious minecraft)

No. 1990630

I got a new mouse and it feels so nice. It has a wavy shape so it's more ergonomic and it has a big fat hump. Fuck those flat apple mouses.

No. 1990646

>>1990602
she has a nice voice tho

No. 1990668

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I FINALLY booked the train ticket and hotel for my concert trip this month. It will be my very first solo trip but I'm so hype because it's for a concert and I really hope that it will be great weather on the day of the concert (since it's open air) and that I won't have my period. Anyways, I'm very excited because I haven't traveled since the rona and def need to see something different.

No. 1990809

I just saw a picture of Lana Del Rey performing live a few months ago and she was wearing a pair of cowboy boots my dad designed.

No. 1990821

>>1990810
I tried, but I hit a dead end. I suspect nona's father designed the Dan Post pair she wore a couple of months ago, but Dan Post is a huge company and it doesn't list the individual who designed that particular design.

No. 1990839

My frozen pizza has brown pepperonis on it. It was an ultimate meat pizza, I think it may have been the salami? Anyway hopefully doesn't make me sick.

No. 1990916

I thought a dead/injured animal was lying on its back in my yard and it turned out to be a wild cottontail that was flopped out. It got up a few minutes later and was mowing down all the dandelion plants, it was cute

No. 1990982

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I'm at a bar crawl with girls I barely know, sitting alone, watching fancams of my husbando and drinking beer. Not the way I thought I'd spend my weekend but more interesting than watching husbando fancams at home I guess.

No. 1991234

>>1990982
Samefag I almost beat some faggot's ass, never go out with zoomers. I wluld kil to drink with fellow husbandofags, love you guys. I want to piss in his mouth btw.

No. 1991795

>>1990821
Holy shit you actually guessed it. I’m surprised because she wears a lot of boots. He idiotically left them like last year and isn’t a public person so it’s not like you could easily figure out his name.

No. 1991833

>>1991234
You almost had to beat some faggot's ass? Anon what happened?

No. 1991851

>>1991234
u sound drunk

No. 1991931

>>1991795
I am simply the greatest. Thanks for letting me know my guess was correct.

No. 1991935

>>1991931
You really are. I felt obligated to let you know lol

No. 1991949

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I collected some shells at the beach today and I’m going to decorate them like picrel. They’re soaking in bleach water right now to clean them first

No. 1991957

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>>1991949
super cute. i have seen people make candles and solid perfumes using sea shells too.

No. 1991971

i doodled my husbando and im excited to eat leftover rice and grind away at this rpg

No. 1991972

>>1991957
That’s such a good idea!! I’ve been making candles with pressed wildflowers lately, I might try do one in a shell next! Thanks for the idea nonny

No. 1991976

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Can’t tell if these two girls I know are dating or just reallllly platonically intimate. Pretty sure one is bisexual but the other I can’t pin. She used to be super Christian but has gone full alternative the past few years.
>Post pics of each other way more than anyone else.
>Dyed their hair the same shade of pink.
>Almost every pic they have together they’re touching - faces pressed together, hugging, kissing too just not in the lips
>Most recent photos one of them has a hickey.
They’re coworkers and the religion thing make me think they’re together but can’t go public. I can’t ask directly either. None of this affects me I’m just extremely nosy.

No. 1991977

>>1991949
>>1991957
How fun! I love these ideas. Hope you make some amazing shell art

No. 1992022

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I found owl pellets in my yard this afternoon while I was gardening. So exciting, I love that owls are hanging out in my yard. I've seen them in the park nearby, but I didn't think they came so close to the houses.

No. 1992028

>>1991976
Either way sounds nice, kinda jelly.

No. 1992066

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Be forced to listen to this entire conversation, or get stuck in the forest with a bear?

No. 1992082

>>1992066
Forest with bear.

No. 1992098

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>>1992066
You didn't specify what kind of bear, so I'm gonna hang out in the forest with Djungelskog

No. 1992132

This will come off as super desensitized, it's also because i've never experienced or had anything like that happening close to me but lately i've been getting kind of irritated when i hear about certain crimes on the news.
I've started to not be able to ignore the stupidity of the premeditated murderers, even the most cruel cases, like how can you pay a killer just because you don't want to give child support, as if no one would ever found out that you were the one behind it, how can you kill your family because you want to be single and have a new life with some other woman, and so on.
There is literally no chance to get away with it and these selfish psychos should do better instead of stealing someone's life like that, how can they not realize it, even the coldest ones that think they can fool the entire world, you've just sentenced yourself to prison when you could have just walked away.

No. 1992147

>>1992066
I'd happily be breakfast to some bear omfg.

No. 1992149

I regret not becoming invested in the drake vs kendrick drama sooner because kendricks most recent comeback feels like the celebricow thread and lipstick alley as a song. Plus it's catchy lmao.

No. 1992232

>>1992149
I love that I have no idea what the fuck this is. Drake Bell or the Degrassi guy? Kendrick Lamar or someone else? Who knows!

No. 1992234

>>1992149
They've definitely had sex imo

No. 1992236

I really want to find out Internet Historian's identity. Does ANYONE know?

No. 1992247

>>1992234
excited to see some rapper yaoi

No. 1992274

>>1991949
So pretty… I wish I lived near the sea. All i have here is a stinking sulfur spring pond full of frogs.

No. 1992319

I remember how peers in my day laughed at me for liking office wear and utilizing that in fashion and nowadays you got teenagers romanticizing it calling it "office siren" I'm so proud of them…

No. 1992342

>>1992236
socially engineer your way into Sumitomedia's or one of his other collab friends trust circle that's the only way I can think of. He's notoriously private. If only he put so much care into his videos actually containing original content!

No. 1992376

I browsed lorcow all fucking weekend and tonight dreamt of it. I dreamt I uploaded a nude of myself for some reason and got redtexted for it for 'nitpicking sperg' and 'saged ban milk'

No. 1992378

>>1992376
Dream mods only dream banned because they are dream jealous



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