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No. 1980098

ITT: post uneventful and mundane as fuck events in your life

Previous Thread: >>>/ot/1922358

No. 1980101

every few hours ihave a strong sensation to pee and i’m dehydrated. am I dying?

No. 1980106

Obligatory
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE AI THREADPIC

No. 1980114

>>1980106
Eventually all threads will have a pics with this fake as fuck texture

No. 1980117

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>>1980114
Not on my IB!!!
>>1980098
Picrel

No. 1980133

>>1980106
>>1980114
Yeah the messed up keyboard is a pretty dead giveaway, sorry about that.

No. 1980138

>>1980101
You might have a UTI

No. 1980142

>>1980138
ugh noooo. my discharge is fine and there’s no smell though, oh well

No. 1980151

>>1980142
Drink lots of water! That can sometimes flush out the bacteria if it’s mild

No. 1980173

On the bus right now and someone left a half eaten piece of pizza in their seat… why

No. 1980176

>>1980173
It's a sign nonna, EAT IT!

No. 1980182

>>1980098
Every time you make a stupid AI threadpic I'm going to go into MS Paint to make a far better and cuter one you scourge. I will find you wherever you are.

No. 1980189


No. 1980210

>>1980151
thank you nonny for the advice

No. 1980220

>>1980101
you have diabeetus

No. 1980246

I like the ducky

No. 1980251

>>1980173
Eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it

No. 1980254

Got a piece of paper that said draw how you feel with like happy, sad, and then autistic, apparently means something different in Chinese but I was confused all the same.

No. 1980257

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>>1980182
Winter is coming in my area and I adore the way the fog wraps around my home like a duvet in the morning, the clean, crisp cold air that's tinged with the scent of woodfire, the robins and wagtails that talk among themselves on the wire fences and the wallabies that bounce around outside my house. I've been reading Platonov recently and am feeling a deep sense of content clearly not enough to not do shit like picrel and continue browsing lolcow

No. 1980259

AI pics again? Fuck off

No. 1980260

>>1980257
This is lovely, is this your artwork?

No. 1980266

>>1980260
Yes, I'm counteracting the bad karma of the threadpic by drawing cute cows

No. 1980268

>>1980257
>>1980266
I love you, nona. Next threadpic or I kill someone

No. 1980283

>>1980259
Yeah I miss the vibe of the first mundane threads a lot.

No. 1980285

>>1980106
It's shit

No. 1980289

>>1980257
I love drawnonas, this is so nice

No. 1980340

>>1980257
lovely art nona

No. 1980420

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Things seem slower here today

No. 1980426

>>1980420
I have more work than I thought I had, nonna.

No. 1980432

>>1980420
It’s strangely… peaceful though?

No. 1980705

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I scheduled a fast food delivery for 3 hours from now. Need to buy a yeast infection test.

No. 1980722

>>1980705
For the food?

No. 1980761

>>1980722
Yeah, I might have to get some cranberry pills for my chicken sandwich.

No. 1980763

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I'm currently doing a tour of Singapore of google street view.

No. 1980777

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>>1980106
>>1980182
>>1980259
>>1980266
i actually had 2 AI thread pics made ready one for this one and one for other threads that reached limit almost at the same time, but someone else made that thread earlier so i only made this one because i had it ready, i only needed to hit "POST" so i did.(ai baiting)

No. 1980782

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>>1980777
ha! I made the other one ai free. I had one ready to go for this thread too, but you beat me to it. kys, aifag

No. 1980798

>>1980777
Why, though? Anons don't want your AI trash threads and you're not getting anything from being the thread's creator. So why do it?

No. 1980807

>>1980268
>>1980289
>>1980340
Thank you so much!
>>1980777
Every thread you make AIfaggotard, I'll make a better threadpic for the real nonas

No. 1980814


No. 1980816

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No. 1980835

i got braces on yesterday and my teeth feel bruised. i tried to have some of my bfs mcdonalds fries and i couldnt chew them, felt so weird. i'm going to be eating strictly liquids for the next little while, hopefully maybe i'll lose the weight i recently gained since i wont be able to snack the way i have been lately.

No. 1980840

>>1980835
The pain when you get them is the worst, maintenance can hurt too but not as badly. Drinking something warm helps sooth it for me.

No. 1980850

>>1980840
Seconding this, when I got my braces the only thing that helped for the first few days was several cups of warm tea and soup

No. 1980856

>>1980840
>>1980850
i'm drinking tea right now! it definitely is helping sooth the discomfort. i dont know what i was expecting but i didn't think they would feel this weird kek

No. 1980866

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>>1980777
AIFAG GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
DO YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF CONDITION? ARE YOU MENTALLY CHALLENGED?
I am really NOT in a mundane state today. I'm going to break your AI shitart through my fucking computer screen

No. 1980898

we should make a new thread with a proper threadpic

No. 1980960

Have a slightly swollen lymph node on my jaw. I think I might have something going on in my throat and it's causing me a little ear pain when I swallow, but idk.

No. 1980980

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>>1980432
B-b-but I have nothing better to do than scroll some IB, nonna.. This is brutal.

No. 1980987

>>1980960
Could be thyroid issues if it hurts to swallow or drink water it could be tonsillitis, hope it recovers!

No. 1981024

Caramel popcorn > Butter popcorn

No. 1981155

Google relationship advice is so funny, you can look up 'my moid does blank' and have 80 results every single time. Almost like a relationship isn't worth the investment.

No. 1981273

I found out that my emotionally immature, lying ex gained about 60lbs after I left him. Meanwhile I've embraced my inner stacy and have only been going upwards in life. All I can say is that karma really can come back to bite someone in the ass

No. 1981290

>>1981273
You go Nona!!

No. 1981293

I bought Eucerin lotion for my chronically dry hands and it works so good… I was previously skeptical and I also hate buying things if I already have something that will work (value pack of Aveeno from Costco) so I held off on buying it. Idk why I haven’t tried this sooner. god bless eucerin my hands feel brand new

No. 1981347

>>1981293
i randomly got a sample of eucerin from some website online and i've been buying it ever since, it really is a holy grail

No. 1981434

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My favourite and only tumblr mutual came back and I thought she was dead for months

No. 1981441

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>>1981434
Is that orie?

No. 1981464

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i'm out drinking with friends for the first time in a really long time and I thought I would feel more anxious. Everything seems. . . fine? Strange

No. 1981560

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So according to chinese mole reading apparently I'm "prone to have troubles during childbirth, such as dystocia and uterine disease, or die of illness" and have bad luck with superiors. Thanks for nothing, China. But which of you has the coolest of all moles?

No. 1981565

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I made homemade chicken nuggets but they came out tasting like fish patties because I used chicken liver.
Webm unrelated.

No. 1981568

>>1981441
thinking of reporting this for no spoiler tbh

No. 1981576

>>1981560
>Kill husband mole
lmao is that really how one of them is labelled?
I don't have a single mole on my face, ears or neck. Does that mean anything?

No. 1981589

>>1981464
Experiencing the inverse, I’ve been socializing more with friends sober recently. Normally, I use alcohol to ease my anxiety. Cheers, nonna!

No. 1981631

Does even THIS thread's threadpic have to be AI? The serial /ot/ AIfag thread creator is getting seriously insufferable, they're creating basically all the new threads and inserting their uncanny AIslop as the threadpics. So obnoxious.

No. 1981821

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Good morning and happy weekend you guys. Im listening to Mother Mother right now. I have frozen chicken and rice and I've been craving both super bad so maybe I'll make one pot chicken rice. I might also boil some chicken so I can get broth to make gravy.

No. 1981839

>>1981631
It isn't even a particular cute or nice image either

No. 1981877

I got my very first tattoo and I can't stop looking at it, it's so beautiful, I can't wait for the final result.

No. 1981879

>>1981821
Recipe please

No. 1981880

>>1981877
What is it?

No. 1981886

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I keep on working and working but I still haven't finished this shit and the deadline is this Tuesday I won't get hired at this point.

No. 1981901

>>1981880
An octopus wrapped around a skull, I waited years to find the perfect artist and I couldn't be happier with what he drew for me.

No. 1981929

I'm considering buying shelves at ikea because I have a lot of books and video games. I already know which one I want, but I don't have a car to bring it home.

No. 1981943

Working today and I come back home at 3am so I dont know if I should buy something easy to make for when I come back or just go straight to bed

No. 1981996

>>1981929
Do they not have delivery slots that suit you? Also, get some actual tools to use when you're putting them together. The ones they give you are useless.

No. 1982011

>>1981996
Delivery is crazy expensive for some reason, delivery fees would cost more than the actual shelves I'd like to buy. I'll ask if a family member can bring me there with their car, if we could buy things at the same time.

No. 1982086

>>1981879
I don't have a recipe 'non. I'm just winging it this is my first time making one pot chicken and rice. So far I've done
>Season chicken with onion, garlic, salt, smoked paprika, pepper and mustard (just as a binder)
>Baked chicken to make it soft throughout first since it was completely frozen
>take out of oven and sear one side of the skin on stovetop
>Put butter and chicken bouillon powder in pan
>Add rice and let it toast in the butter bouillon mixture
>Add water and chicken.
It's cooking right now, hopefully it's yummy. Btw, rice smells soooo good when it's toasting.

No. 1982130

>>1982086
I'm back to say it was a little under seasoned but delish

No. 1982450

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AIfag this one's for you baby(derailing/baiting)

No. 1982452

I found a pair of earrings I thought I lost!

No. 1982523

now that the weather is warming up i've been dressing dumb as fuck again and my favorite genre of youth has really had it out for me, which are the teenagers who find out that i'm 30 and emphatically declare "there's NO WAY you're THAT OLD" as if i was supposed to be a pile of dust and ash by now kek

bless their little hearts, honestly

No. 1982534

>>1982450
Kek this gave me a good chuckle

No. 1982582

I’m watching season four of The Circle on Netflix (it’s garbage, but it’s easily digestible garbage) and I can’t stand one of the contestants simply because the way she talks reminds me of Pixielocks. Sorry, Yu Ling

No. 1982649

Finished reading One Hundred Years of Solitude and now I'm eating chicken pasta and drinking a hard lemonade. If it wasn't so tense and overcast outside, I'd say it was an excellent day.

No. 1982655

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I'm so sleepy, I wanted to go shopping with my best friend, I miss her, I will see her tomorrow though, so that makes me happy, tbh I want to go out so I can buy a jacket for my closet cosplay for this August, I'm surely going to look like shit but whatever.
I'm so sleepy too, I want to daydream of my husbandos hugging me and groping me, but I should get back to work.

No. 1982828

>>1982649
That sounds like such a vibe nona

No. 1982887

>>1981441
>>1981434
What kind of Creepypasta have i stumbled upon?

No. 1983021

You don’t understand how much I love this album, been listening to this all week

No. 1983026

>>1982649
Did you like the book?

No. 1983028

>>1982887
It's not a creepypasta it was just a weird schizo woman from Facebook lol

No. 1983041

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I think I have finally figured out what's causing my bruxism. I'm actually really confused as to why it's not mentioned when discussing its possibles causes because it all seems so obvious now. I was born with a tongue tie and had it corrected at around 4 years old, I also corrected a speech impediment at around the same age. Because of the tongue tie I've had a narrow palate since early childhood, had to get braces later in life. So, only now that I'm in my 20s I'm realizing I've had an improper tongue posture my entire life. Nobody ever noticed it because I don't mouth breathe and my jaw doesn't look underdeveloped, I have a square jawline, my chin is receding a little bit but not overly so, I never even noticed it.
So, the obvious solution to my bruxism problem should be to change my tongue posture but I find it really difficult and uncomfortable because of my narrow palate. I also feel like I'm only tensing my jaw more when I try to do it. I can't do the suction hold thing. Is it even worth it to try and change my tongue posture as an adult? If it's not going to bring any benefits it probably won't help with bruxism either. God, I feel like I've had all sorts of ortho problems my entire life, scoliosis, knock knees, flat feet, ribs sticking out in unnatural ways… At least all of those are moderate and not very noticeable, I've only had physiotherapists and doctors take notice.

No. 1983042

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Cake nonna where you at

No. 1983054

Guy I'm kickin it off with jokingly called my interest corny and I'm not.good witj banter omgggg i feel like Im gonna explode

No. 1983167

One of my Bluetooth earbuds randomly stopped working yesterday, but it's working again now. I'll buy a new pair just in case.

No. 1983196

>>1983041
Bruxism can lead to TMJ dysfunction so please do everything in your power to prevent it. It sucks and it can be life ruining if it's severe. Good luck changing your tongue posture anon, it'll be worth it. You'll notice how much easier it is to breathe right away.

No. 1983238

>>1983196
Thank you nonnie. I didn't know it could lead to TMJ, glad I posted about it here.

No. 1983283

>>1983021
Oh I love this genre of music. It would be so nice if stores played this kind of stuff again instead of top 40 on repeat.

No. 1983290

>>1983021
Should i be concerned that this music just reminds me of japanese visual novels or some nintendo games?

No. 1983377

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Saving all my calories today so I can have lots of pizza and wings for dinner. It's gonna be so delicious.

No. 1983412

You'd think more immortal characters would be pretty bigoted.
Or maybe they'd think the world is so degenerate that it wraps around to just not caring anymore.
You can make a running gag out of that.

No. 1983879

Currently at my parents' house and I can hear some owl outside, as a city dweller I'm amazed.

No. 1983951

jittering on coffee rn

No. 1984070

I wonder if they'll ever make a v/h/s like horror anthology but for youtube/internet videos.

No. 1984549

File: 1714401940074.gif (1.71 MB, 275x155, 1708395449682.gif)

Man, I spend way too much time on lc kek. It's where I come to relax and talk to my nonnies (because social media is crap). But today my friend sent me a funny video and I found myself typing out 'KEKKK'. What the hell. Obviously, I realised before I sent it, and typed out 'lol' instead. But wow. Even when something funny happens in real life, I find the voice in my head screaming 'KEK', kek.

No. 1984560

>>1984549
I use kek with my friends because I have no friends I only ever speak to imageboard users unfortunately

No. 1984565

>>1984549
pretty sure kek is considered millenial speak, back in my day it was like the spanish speakers said kekekeke and we said lolololol around the msn/myspace days. I know it 100% is a board thing but also a lot of normies will associate it with early internet. I know turbo normie women (like live laugh love beige milennials) who type kekekekeke which idk is a bit cute actually honestly
don't overthink it, just don't say gyatt or rizz or zoomer shit you'll be fine.

No. 1984574

>>1984560
Imageboard users are the best friends
>>1984565
Don't worry nona, I'm a zoomer myself (an older zoomer though), and I wouldn't even dream of saying shit like gyatt and rizz and all that retarded shit

No. 1984580

>>1984549
I have to stop myself from typing it out sometimes too. "lol" and "lmao" don't hold a candle to a nice, solid "kek"

No. 1984586

>>1984580
I say we bring back ROFL

No. 1984592

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Whenever I try the mewing thing, it makes me look retarded. I normally just put the front part of my tongue on the x area, but whenever I try to put my whole tongue to the roof on my mouth it just kinda makes me look like I'm hiding something in my mouth. I'm getting a mandibular osteotomy anyway so whatever

No. 1984597

>>1984574
Reminds me of vidrel "the first gen alpha song" or whatever

No. 1984604

>>1984592
eh you're not supposed to look great doing it, it's alright for helping bruxism (if you have it) but I don't think it does much. I get a gullet buldge like I'm a pelican with a big catch lmao. I always thought it was funny men latched onto it as a looksmax thing when it was supposed to be like, corrective?
don't be self concious though nona, especially if it's helping. I looked up mandibular osteotomy and fuck I think I need it??? holy shit thank you
I hope you're not in pain, do you feel the mewing helps any at all? I feel like as soon as I go to sleep all the work gets undone and I grind my massater muscles into an even more buff state, I'm gonna end up looking like fucking zac efron rip

No. 1984641

>>1984604
Ntayrt but mewing helps bruxism? I already have a gigachad jawline so I kinda avoided it because my jaw is already so prominent. Do you feel like it is making your jawline more angular?

No. 1984661

>>1984641
yeah in a bad way, it's already so angular I'm all jaw no like…face? I have a fringe cause my forehead is tiny kek
it helps me not grind my teeth during the day but it takes concious effort. stress completely ruins all the work I put in and it's back to grinding and making it worse lol. I honestly learned about mewing for underbite and jaw problems, why are these men doing it for looks? I mean it can marginally maybe shape your face but like, so can diet and exercise and quicker
yes fellow gigachad jawline nona! I used to feel really insecure until apparently fucken buccal fat removal is all the craze and now everyone in hollywood is on my level ayooo
also I bet your jawline is beautiful nona. I feel like we're all tripping about our own looks when actually it's the moids who are ugly and need to try harder.

No. 1984713

My mom is simping for chinese tiktok eboy cosplayers kekkkkkkkkk

No. 1984715

>>1984713
Mom deserves treat herself to young pre-wall eye candy too

No. 1984774

I finally watched the Puss in Boots movie and I was pleasantly surprised, the segments with the wolf were kino.

No. 1984800

>>1984713
Girl let her live

No. 1984803

>>1984713
What are they cosplaying as? Link please.

No. 1984804

>>1984713
I love that for your mom

No. 1984819

>>1984713
based mom I'm happy for her

No. 1984822

The scroll wheel on my mouse came loose and I was sad since it's new, but I was able to fix it. Reddit saved the day for me once again.

No. 1984848

Just showered. Ain't nothing better than a clean ass.

No. 1984871

>>1984848
Aymen sister

No. 1984961

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I really would like to do my nails but I'm waiting for new supplies to come in so I'll just make press ons. Today is such a nice start to the week.

No. 1984973

I just made warm croissants and some tea. Time to watch something cozy

No. 1984976

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Today i found out that there is the official japanese server for some new (?) idolmaster game and it weirded me out

No. 1984984

Trying so hard to get my screen time down to less than 2.5 hrs a day, and quitting drinking. Going to get really into swimming & hiking to fill my time instead, my Nigel and I did a 4.5 mile hike yesterday unplanned and had a great time. The hardest part is staying off my phone at work but I’m about to have someone in the cubicle opposite mine so I’m gonna be embarrassed if someone sees me fucking around on my phone all day anyway.

No. 1985274

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claire's has a coquette section now

No. 1985283

>>1985274
Kek as if they haven't sold bows and dinky jewelry since forever, it's just marketing for the zoomies

No. 1985285

>>1985274
A coqeutte section even kek

No. 1985463

>>1984592
>>1984604
>>1984661
mewing doesn't actually change anything in my experience. there was literally no difference

No. 1985481

>>1985463
Omg me too. I thought I was the only one who doesn't have any difference doing it kek I was beginning to think I'm broken because of how many memes there are about it

No. 1985487

>>1985274
>coqeutte
they didn't even try

No. 1985509

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Last month I bought myself 2 packs of the white rabbit sweets, and it's actually insane how delicious yet long lasting they are. Feels like I've been eating them daily, yet I still have a couple left.
Got the base and azuki flavours, but I'd like to try coffee and yogurt as well.

No. 1985546

>>1985509
These are so good! I haven’t bought them in a long time because I always binge eat until I’m hurting

No. 1985550

>>1985509
I love them, so creamy. Too bad they are bit tough to chew and they keep sticking onto my teeth.

No. 1985570

>>1985509
I really like the strawberry flavor

No. 1985646

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I ordered something on Amazon and it said it would come tomorrow (which is now today) but the order got delayed now it's coming tomorrow. REEEEEEEEEEEEE. Im convinced Amazon did this as revenge because I have my prime subscription linked to a card with no money on it do it just keeps declining while I get the benefits.
My anger is exacerbated by the fact that google now plays gifs in the search results which makes the page run like shit which made it take like 5 minutes for me to get this gif

Anyway, hopefully the rest of today will be good. I plan on being very productive.

No. 1985650

>>1985646
Was it something you really needed on time?

No. 1985655

>>1985650
New headphones, I cannot live without them so yes. My current pair aren't completely dead though so they're holding me out until tomorrow.

No. 1985658

>>1985655
Riiip I get how you feel now

No. 1985669

I'm bored as hell

No. 1985680

>>1985669
Me too. Hang in there anon.

No. 1985901

>>1985646
>I have my prime subscription linked to a card with no money on it do it just keeps declining while I get the benefits.
wait, you can do that?

No. 1985906

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>be me
>have a close knit group of girl friends
>discover the term girlboss
>think it's hilarious
>start referring to all hive insects as girlbosses
>becomes strong in-joke to us
>respect for bees, wasps, and ants skyrockets
>one of the girls gets a boyfriend
>annoyingandgross.jpg
>he can't hide his terminal case of male behavior
>starts talking about bugmen with a smarmy smirk one day
>all five of us are confused about how that can be an insult
>bugmen = insect = girlboss = good
>his defeated face when five autistic spergs all start shouting hive insect facts and arguing with him about how much better the world would be if we were ruled by only women
>she dumped him the next day

No. 1985943

>>1985906
this belongs in positivity thread

No. 1985955


No. 1986236

I want a fantasy movie starring Mia Goth and Matt Smith in which they're on an epic quest to find eyebrows

No. 1986239

I'm sometimes reminded of an anon in /ot/ who was really venting hard about how much she hates it when kids from immigrant families use familial terms from their parents' language like "omma" for Korean or "morfar" for Swedish etc and I'm still so perplexed over how anyone would be so personally offended over something so menial. Like she really went to town ranting about it, some anons on this site have such weird tantrums over the most random things.

No. 1986334

My laundry room is outside. I opened the door to put my stuff in the dryer and there was a giant australian looking spider there wtf. It's literally the biggest and thickest spider I've seen in my life. I'm not brave enough for this

No. 1986553

>>1986334
Use Fire

No. 1986560

I just cut my hair and it looks so good! I love it, it looks so much healthier now.

No. 1986571

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The corner shop next to my flat got those strong zero lemon cans in and I bought 5, was only planning on having one ended up having all 5 because they are too damn good. Only issue now is I’m tipsy af.

No. 1986587

i wonder if moving to the uk within the next few years is feasible.

No. 1986602

>>1986587
We’re already full thx

No. 1986607

>>1986587
I’ve wondered this too. I have a fetish for retarded britbong accents unfortunately

No. 1986616

>>1986587
not a ukfag but no housing crisis is being solved in 5 years

No. 1986622

Pretty sure I just flunked my calc test. I just hope it doesn't affect my scholarship too much.

No. 1986631

>>1986587
no stay hear

No. 1986647

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I like to eat very bland, tasteless carbs all the time, like oats, peanuts, crackers and tons of bread. I love bread goddamn. I eat a combination of these daily, I'm very ignorant about nutritional stuff so thought I was starving because despite my obsession with carbs I stayed the same exact weight, turns out my thyroid was literal burning everything yet again, and regular people gain a lot weight on a similar diet?? kek never thought I would see the day were I could eat tons of literal filler and still look the same. Really crazy shit

No. 1986844

I think I'm gonna watch Baby Reindeer later today so I can get into the /snow/ thread about it. I also need to find out why it's called Baby Reindeer

No. 1987138

>>1986587
Feel free to move here once you're a millionaire and can afford to spend your entire fortune on buying a shitty one-bed flat with black mold on the walls.

No. 1987146

>>1986844
did you watch it nona? i also started watching it last night after seeing the snow thread kek

No. 1987150

I have acquired a decent camera, lighting, and a few other things, and I'm just so ready to begin filming. Hoping that by starting with my own original stories and working my ass off, other people will trust me to help them create their dream indie films. Scared, honestly.. But I want it more.

No. 1987200

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I gotta wait 2 hours until this dumb video premieres. I hate premiers so fucking much! just upload the fucking video already.

No. 1987352

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I am sick as a dog and tucked in bed.. Hot coffee beside me and my cat is giving herself a bath at my feet. I honestly don't remember the last time I was sick. It's kinda nice because I'm being waited on and someone else is cooking my lunch and dinner. I asked for tom kha gai for dinner, soo excited. Watching Babylon until I fall asleep.

No. 1987434

I'm at the "sunburned" phase of the healing process of my tattoo and I just want to scratch myself frantically, this is unbearable.

No. 1987448

something simple i just figured out about myself is it makes it a lot easier to do things if theyre cuteified. i used to get overwhelmed when cleaning but now that i actually enjoy my space i can clean no problem and actually enjoy it. same thing with cute memo pads

No. 1987490

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i can't wait to go home today. i'm going to go for just a short walk after work because i took a longer walk yesterday and then when i finally get home i'm going to smoke some weed, make some tea and get extra cozy to watch the dance moms reunion and the new episodes of the circle.

No. 1987494

tough project at work all the tougher because nobody here has ever done it before and documentation is spotty. also dataverse is ass, all this could be easy if i could interact with the database directly instead of having to leap through ten million hoops

No. 1987495

>>1987352
Wishing you a speedy recovery, nonna!

No. 1987566

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>my professor let us vote on an extra argumentative topic for our essay
>The topic that won: Should transgender athletes compete in women’s sports?
>mfw I’m going to fucking clobber this fucking essay

No. 1987567

>>1987566
I salute you, brave soldier!

No. 1987579

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I’m so drunk and all I want is a fucking cigarette. I quit just over a month ago and it’s only made me more miserable lmaooooo.

No. 1987580

>>1987579
Idk why that had a spoiler soz nonnas my drunk ass is off to bed x

No. 1987597

I can't believe no one answered the Hall & Oates question on Jeopardy today…

No. 1987650

>>1987597
They lost on Jeopardy, baby!
ooooooh ooooooh oooh

No. 1987653

>>1987495
Thank you sweet nonna. I hope you have a great day/week/weekend

No. 1987659

>>1983026
Sorry for the late response but yes I did very much. I really like the author's prose, though he's a creep. I will say the last hundred pages or so we're the weakest. But I like sprawling family epics like that.

No. 1987821

>>1987579
Kek that pic. I feel you, I quit nicotine 2 years ago and I still crave it when I have coffee in the morning or whenever I get drunk

No. 1988091

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One of my nails broke, time to rest, I won't get any more gel nail polish on my nails for a while. I want to get something like this next time, I wonder if anyone can still do something similar to this with regular nail polish, I feel like everyone just forgot completely about it because gel nail polish is just too practical.

No. 1988104

>>1988091
This is so pretty. I think I saw a video on how to do this type of nail polish using regular polish and a sponge.
also I'm so jealous, I wish I could wear this but it wouldn't suit my skin colour kek

No. 1988108

>>1987566
Well done, sweet nonny. You have chosen the path of violence.

No. 1988121

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>>1988104
Why? Tbh, my skin color is dark, but this style actually suits me, you could try with some nail polish with other undertones, warm or cold depending on how your skin behaves.
I will tell the nail technician I will see to try and make that style for me in normal nail polish! Maybe she will know, otherwise I may just get something simple like a regular pink color, idk, I've been really into this dainty style lately.

No. 1988128

>>1988091
nail tech here. gel polish isn't causing your nails to break, a bad nail tech with poor skills is. make sure they are soaking it off, not sanding it off completely(some sanding is needed at the beginning). and don't let them use "magic gel remover, it's turpentine that will 100% destroy your nail, magic remover is painted on and busts up the polish. swap techs next time. it's hard to do gradient with polishes. and go to a place that does a dry manicure and doesn't clip the cuticles.

No. 1988138

>>1988104
It's sheer, it would probably would for dark skin tones. Whenever a nail polish color doesn't fit me, I just turn it to a "jelly" polish by mixing it with some clear and it works most of the time. And you can also always just tweek the colors to get the same effect in a more flattering way. Like a light pink to pink, instead of white to pink.

No. 1988153

>>1988121
I love pink but it's hard to find a shade that doesn't look gaudy on me.
Good luck though nona, I hope you get the nails you want! That style is just so pretty.
>>1988138
The jelly thing is a good idea. I might try it out soon

No. 1988256

>>1988091
oh, I love that colour combination, now I have to find two pink nail polishes that work with my skin colour. If you want to recreate it with normal nail polish I found this tutorial very helpful and it's really easy to do something like that at home.

No. 1988286

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I saw the weirdest troon today in the forest of all places. Apart from the dress he looked like the most regular middle aged office employee ever, how do these people not realize how ridiculous they look?

No. 1988323

I participated in a survey a while ago and completely forgot I was supposed to receive compensation for it but they just sent me a gift card. It's not much but unexpected money is the best.

No. 1988354

Summer hasn't even started yet and i've already got a massive swollen mosquito bite on my ass cheek. of all places…

No. 1988374

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I accidentally found a drink that tastes just like my favorite toothpaste, i'm so happy because that toothpaste was so good that i almost wanted to eat it the first time i tried it

No. 1988375

>>1988374
Which one?

No. 1988376

>>1988286
Kek same nona, any time I've seen a TIM irl they were instantly clockable, I guess they're just used to the hug boxing in online trans communities so they think they look really good and pass. It goes to show how delusional they are that they think people can't tell they're trans. I'm sure deep down most normies and libfem types think this as well and only use their desired pronouns to be respectful, not because they think the hulking 6'3 gigahon in front of them with with greasy sidebangs and a stretched out pink dress is actually a woman

No. 1988381

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>>1988375
This one, i don't remember what's inside that toothpaste but i don't think lemon was part of it

No. 1988382

Praying my bus is on time today, wanna stop by the dispensary and get a new cart and a couple of gummies to bring to a convention I'm going to later this month. I can only go tonight if it's running on time otherwise my parents will question why I got home later than usual. Living at home in your 20's because you were born in HCOL area sucks nonnies, can't be a stoner in peace kek

No. 1988386

I want to read the MTF thread but I'm about to eat so Im gonna read Alice Llani's thread instead. I've been slowly regaining interest in /snow/ threads.

No. 1988428

>>1988382
Samefag here, my bus came on time but I'm pretty sure there's one of those older women with a green card husband on here KEK

No. 1988604

My friend got me miku fit boxxing while he was in Japan. I am sweaty and tired after 45 minutes of playing on hard modes/routines and i cant tell if its because im more out of shape than i thought or if its actually a good cardio workout kek

No. 1988609

I feel like I'm slightly dumber than my cat. I cleaned my mirror for probably the second time in the years I've had it, and I've had it for over 15 years now, and it's so clean, whenever I'm walking past I freak out thinking there's another person in the room. My cat recognizes herself in the mirror.

No. 1988610

The cluster B thread really brings out the annoyingly combative cluster B anons jtfc

No. 1988643

>>1986622
Update, I got a D, which is better than an F and means I've still got a passing grade in the class. I'm genuinely surprised because I was sure the percentage was gonna come out at like 25/60 or something.

No. 1988681

testing unbanime. i have to retake 2 tests next week. time to get wasted!!

No. 1988690

>>1988604
That's such a random thing to make kek, it must be fun.

No. 1989137

I bought some glass straws, soon I'll finally be able to enjoy iced water, coffee and soda without hurting my teeth. And also drink water more quickly and efficiently.

No. 1989145

>>1988643
Congrats on passing! I had so many math classes where I was sure I was going to fail yet somehow managed to eek out a passing grade.

No. 1989337

Love the dress up games thread on /m/—no infighting, just nonas making cute pictures and chilling. Mwah, love you girls

No. 1989384

My cat is always there for me, I love her so much
>>1989337
I love that thread, feels like a separate peaceful realm of lc kek

No. 1989529

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Been gardening. I've got two climbing rose bushes in the front garden, I just need to get a trellis. Some pretty purple flowers came up that were part of a wild flower mix I used last year.

Planted some grape hyacinths in the back planters, and a shady flower mix, too. I have a lot of weeding and leveling out to do still, it's quite a big backyard and very rocky, but I'm trying to do it in small sections so I don't get too overwhelmed. Also saw a hummingbird this morning so gotta make some sugar water for them. Considering some raised beds for herbs, strawberries, tomatoes. Oh and gotta plant my marigolds and zinnias. Anyway, it's still my day off, so I'm gonna watch some youtube gardeners and drink more coffee.

No. 1989530

>>1989529
Love this gif

No. 1989597

>>1987494
i made good headway on the project. but the issue with programming is that when you fix one thing and go to test you make a million more problems to fix. it’s 3:30 on a friday though i am fucking checked out. going to get nachos hopefully

No. 1989642

>>1989529
Nice, that sounds cozy anon

No. 1989921

>>1987138
>>1986616
>housing crisis
it can't be any worse than the us. also i wouldn't live in london, i'd be somewhere else. i just want rainy, cold weather and close proximity to a ton of beautiful european states. even though i'm black kek

No. 1989939

>>1989529
That sounds amazing. Happy for you.

No. 1990093

Just had to go out with a metal pipe and chase off a fox. Dastardly little creature was trying to eat a chicken. This is why chicken coops and inside cats are good things.

No. 1990231

I feel so self-conscious anytime I buy a shirt where the highest sizes are sold out, I'm scared of buying neckbeard apparel.

No. 1990548

Youtube recommendations gave me this gem just a couple of minutes ago. Kek this is amazing, finally the algorythm is doing something good.

No. 1990560

>>1990093
One time a young fox attacked my hens in the middle of the day so I ran outside with my dogs and yelled for them to get him. The dogs took off after him like a bullet, and the fox took one look at them and immediately rolled over onto his back. My dogs ran up, sniffed him, looked at me like "Can't attack a guy while he's surrendering boss", and strolled away. The fox took the opportunity to quickly slink away.
He never attacked my chickens again, so I'm glad he learned his lesson.

No. 1990564

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Dumbass shit thread needs to come back. all the retardation seeped through this entire board. not a single thread is safe from it. bring back the containment chambers.

No. 1990566

>>1990548
Omg playing underwater makes his flute sound like one of those slidey things. Amazing.

No. 1990573

>>1990564
if not that then at least the weekend threads. even just a crumb. the last time it got this bad oldmin temporarily closed down the whole board, now we let it fester.

No. 1990582

Lolcow ugly man psyop thread tab just burned into my computer screen. I hope it'll go away.

No. 1990585

Nonnie who avoided being groomed multiple times because you were just too autistic, I think about your story and chuckle at least once a week. I hope you're thriving.

No. 1990593

I just sneezed ten times in a row and am not sure it's stopped yet. fml.

No. 1990597

>>1989137
I finally got my straws! Im gonna have the craziest iced Pepsi tonight you guys.

No. 1990602

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I found this Youtuber while learning German and I swear she looks like Kandajin to me. I can't get it out of my brain.

https://www.youtube.com/@eleoscorner/videos

No. 1990622

>>1990585
Kek I happened to remember that anon like yesterday too.

No. 1990627

>>1990602
I can see it lol

No. 1990629

Wanna explore my abandoned mineshaft? (Flirtatious minecraft)

No. 1990630

I got a new mouse and it feels so nice. It has a wavy shape so it's more ergonomic and it has a big fat hump. Fuck those flat apple mouses.

No. 1990646

>>1990602
she has a nice voice tho

No. 1990668

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I FINALLY booked the train ticket and hotel for my concert trip this month. It will be my very first solo trip but I'm so hype because it's for a concert and I really hope that it will be great weather on the day of the concert (since it's open air) and that I won't have my period. Anyways, I'm very excited because I haven't traveled since the rona and def need to see something different.

No. 1990809

I just saw a picture of Lana Del Rey performing live a few months ago and she was wearing a pair of cowboy boots my dad designed.

No. 1990821

>>1990810
I tried, but I hit a dead end. I suspect nona's father designed the Dan Post pair she wore a couple of months ago, but Dan Post is a huge company and it doesn't list the individual who designed that particular design.

No. 1990839

My frozen pizza has brown pepperonis on it. It was an ultimate meat pizza, I think it may have been the salami? Anyway hopefully doesn't make me sick.

No. 1990916

I thought a dead/injured animal was lying on its back in my yard and it turned out to be a wild cottontail that was flopped out. It got up a few minutes later and was mowing down all the dandelion plants, it was cute

No. 1990982

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I'm at a bar crawl with girls I barely know, sitting alone, watching fancams of my husbando and drinking beer. Not the way I thought I'd spend my weekend but more interesting than watching husbando fancams at home I guess.

No. 1991234

>>1990982
Samefag I almost beat some faggot's ass, never go out with zoomers. I wluld kil to drink with fellow husbandofags, love you guys. I want to piss in his mouth btw.

No. 1991795

>>1990821
Holy shit you actually guessed it. I’m surprised because she wears a lot of boots. He idiotically left them like last year and isn’t a public person so it’s not like you could easily figure out his name.

No. 1991833

>>1991234
You almost had to beat some faggot's ass? Anon what happened?

No. 1991851

>>1991234
u sound drunk

No. 1991931

>>1991795
I am simply the greatest. Thanks for letting me know my guess was correct.

No. 1991935

>>1991931
You really are. I felt obligated to let you know lol

No. 1991949

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I collected some shells at the beach today and I’m going to decorate them like picrel. They’re soaking in bleach water right now to clean them first

No. 1991957

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>>1991949
super cute. i have seen people make candles and solid perfumes using sea shells too.

No. 1991971

i doodled my husbando and im excited to eat leftover rice and grind away at this rpg

No. 1991972

>>1991957
That’s such a good idea!! I’ve been making candles with pressed wildflowers lately, I might try do one in a shell next! Thanks for the idea nonny

No. 1991976

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Can’t tell if these two girls I know are dating or just reallllly platonically intimate. Pretty sure one is bisexual but the other I can’t pin. She used to be super Christian but has gone full alternative the past few years.
>Post pics of each other way more than anyone else.
>Dyed their hair the same shade of pink.
>Almost every pic they have together they’re touching - faces pressed together, hugging, kissing too just not in the lips
>Most recent photos one of them has a hickey.
They’re coworkers and the religion thing make me think they’re together but can’t go public. I can’t ask directly either. None of this affects me I’m just extremely nosy.

No. 1991977

>>1991949
>>1991957
How fun! I love these ideas. Hope you make some amazing shell art

No. 1992022

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I found owl pellets in my yard this afternoon while I was gardening. So exciting, I love that owls are hanging out in my yard. I've seen them in the park nearby, but I didn't think they came so close to the houses.

No. 1992028

>>1991976
Either way sounds nice, kinda jelly.

No. 1992066

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Be forced to listen to this entire conversation, or get stuck in the forest with a bear?

No. 1992082

>>1992066
Forest with bear.

No. 1992098

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>>1992066
You didn't specify what kind of bear, so I'm gonna hang out in the forest with Djungelskog

No. 1992132

This will come off as super desensitized, it's also because i've never experienced or had anything like that happening close to me but lately i've been getting kind of irritated when i hear about certain crimes on the news.
I've started to not be able to ignore the stupidity of the premeditated murderers, even the most cruel cases, like how can you pay a killer just because you don't want to give child support, as if no one would ever found out that you were the one behind it, how can you kill your family because you want to be single and have a new life with some other woman, and so on.
There is literally no chance to get away with it and these selfish psychos should do better instead of stealing someone's life like that, how can they not realize it, even the coldest ones that think they can fool the entire world, you've just sentenced yourself to prison when you could have just walked away.

No. 1992147

>>1992066
I'd happily be breakfast to some bear omfg.

No. 1992149

I regret not becoming invested in the drake vs kendrick drama sooner because kendricks most recent comeback feels like the celebricow thread and lipstick alley as a song. Plus it's catchy lmao.

No. 1992232

>>1992149
I love that I have no idea what the fuck this is. Drake Bell or the Degrassi guy? Kendrick Lamar or someone else? Who knows!

No. 1992234

>>1992149
They've definitely had sex imo

No. 1992236

I really want to find out Internet Historian's identity. Does ANYONE know?

No. 1992247

>>1992234
excited to see some rapper yaoi

No. 1992274

>>1991949
So pretty… I wish I lived near the sea. All i have here is a stinking sulfur spring pond full of frogs.

No. 1992319

I remember how peers in my day laughed at me for liking office wear and utilizing that in fashion and nowadays you got teenagers romanticizing it calling it "office siren" I'm so proud of them…

No. 1992342

>>1992236
socially engineer your way into Sumitomedia's or one of his other collab friends trust circle that's the only way I can think of. He's notoriously private. If only he put so much care into his videos actually containing original content!

No. 1992376

I browsed lorcow all fucking weekend and tonight dreamt of it. I dreamt I uploaded a nude of myself for some reason and got redtexted for it for 'nitpicking sperg' and 'saged ban milk'

No. 1992378

>>1992376
Dream mods only dream banned because they are dream jealous

No. 1992448

>>1992376
I always think it's funny when I have a lolcow dream. it happens if I browse really late at night and basically fall asleep reading something on here. one time I dreamt I uploaded a picture of my credit card and I couldn't delete the post.

No. 1992473

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Tommorow is Eurovision

No. 1992489

my curiosity got the better of me and i watched the 4chan documentary on netflix and i just want to say how grateful i am for lolcow to be a safe haven from the bullshit that comes from image board culture. i always look back fondly on 2006-2008 4chan shit posts and actively block out the nasty shit people did irl because of the board. i know lolcow has its fair share of retards but its nothing compared to the scrotes of 4chan

No. 1992539

>sits down and gets comfy
>…
>Immediately has to pee
REEEEEEEEE

No. 1992573

>>1992376
Not as related as yours but i just dreamt about winning a swimming competition (i can't swim) and the prize for some reason was wearing a cow swimsuit and my old school crush had to see me in that. I'm leaving lolcow for some days because it must have been all that cow imagery getting into my brain, what the fuck.

No. 1992576

We made homemade pizza today and it was pretty good. I made tasty caramelised onions.

No. 1992697

A few months ago I saw some cute guys at the gas station while I was bummy and my wig was fucked up and for some reason it's coming back to haunt me in my thoughts right now.

No. 1992739

>>1992697
Don't even sweat it. 100% chance those same guys haven't washed their sheets since they bought them and have never made a dentist appointment in their lives, their moms always had to be the one to call.

No. 1992750

I finally got a chance to listen to Beyonce's country album today. It was very beautiful.

No. 1992820

>goes on a few dates with moid
>everything goes well
>kiss and go back to his place to make out
>fuck yeah
>he leaves the room for a few minutes
>play random game on my phone, maybe he needs to poop idk
>comes back eventually and we make out again
>tastes minty
>asks if he ate candy and if i can have some bc i'm starting to get hungry
>he says he brushed his teeth

Wtf

No. 1992838

reading jeanette mccurdy’s book and it reminds me so much of a typical blogpost that would be posted here. i wonder if she’s a farmer, she reminds me so much of /ot/ posters kek

No. 1992861

I was woken up by some heavy construction across the street and I could literally feel it rumbling in my bones

No. 1992914

>>1992820
That’s a good thing, means he was thinking of your comfort in regards to making out and was potentially hoping to get in your pants with his mouth.

No. 1993105

scrolls through Facebook
"Who the hell are you people"

No. 1993108

>>1992820
He wanted to freshen his breath for you, that's awesome

No. 1993147

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Personal lolcow did something insane that I wanna post about so bad but I can't risk the cowtipping

No. 1993256

>>1992820
That's legitimately green flag behavior. Good find, nona.

No. 1993487

>>1993147
Can you retell it but file off the serial numbers?

No. 1993650

My mom asked me if I wanted to watch Oppenheimer and I got Vietnam flashbacks to the endless infights about Cillian Murphy and Florence Pugh.

No. 1993702

Going on a date tonight with someone who reminds of the person who brutally broke my heart multiple times.
I am the dumbest of all. Let's go.

No. 1993877

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I've been playing League of Legends in the morning to give myself energy. Type of shit you have to do when caffeine/coffee has 0 effect on you. My routine is literally wake up, shower, drink water and then play League while I air dry.

Also, sleeping early and waking up super early in the morning (like barely past the middle of the night) truly is the way of life. Boomers definitely got that correct.

No. 1993879

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i go through a pack of gum every 2 days. i have a bad oral fixation. i'll never put my hands on cigarettes or vapes because i know that shit'll get out of hand quickly. i thank god everyday for giving me a gum addiction and not a smoking one. though i do get sores on my tounge from chewing so much. picrel is my fav

No. 1993904

>>1993877
Waking up on the dark side of dawn truly is an invigorating start to the day, have you tried it coupled with a cold shower? I’m envious of your morning routine. I hope I can go back to waking up before the sun and getting everything done before the rest of the world wakes up, feels good, feels like winning.

No. 1993989

Made another man block me on the Internet. Feeling accomplished.

No. 1993998

I've been really into the Martha Stewart Living episodes from the early 90s, they're just hitting right lately.

No. 1994038

>>1993879
Does it affect your stomach? Idk if it's only certain brands but some gums (some chewy mints too) have that weird warning on them that overconsumption can cause stomach upset. I always thought it was an overly cautious thing til I ate a pack of mints that had the same warning on em..

No. 1994083

I got up from my chair, there was static electricity sparks on my clothes and the PC next to me turned off

No. 1994111

What I was supposed to do:
>Finish my school assignment
What I've done today since I wok up at 7 (in no specific order):
>Gone to the gym
>Showered
>Grocery shopping
>Cooked enough food for an entire week
>Cleaned
>Vacuum cleaned
>Washed my clothes
>Washed the dishes
>Trimmed my cat's claws
>Took a power nap
>Taken out the trash and recycling
What I still haven't done:
>FINISH THE FUCKING ASSIGNMENT
There isn't much left and I have until sunday but I kinda want it over and done with

No. 1994116

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I’ve been severely depressed for almost two years straight now but in the last week I’ve had a manic compulsion to dig holes in the ground with a shovel. I dug one hole to plant a tree and it was the best, but I can’t just keep digging holes everywhere, it’s a hazard and my parents wouldn’t let me do it all over the yard and there’s utilities under the ground I can’t risk hitting. I’m restless all day because I just want to dig holes. I’d like to dig small ones and deep ones, I’d like to see how big and deep I could go in a day, or a week, a month. I bet I could dig a bigger hole than people would expect. Holes are satisfying because you can see the layers in the dirt like a big cake and it’s fun to jump on the shovel and the sound it makes as it cuts through the dirt is so satisfying like ASMR. My arm muscles feel great from digging the tree hole last weekend, but I have no other places or excuses to dig holes. Fuck.

No. 1994119

would be cute if every country had their own version of elsie, like a hatsune miku costume version, you know what i mean?

No. 1994123

>>1993879
you must have killer jaw muscles at this point nona

No. 1994135

>>1994116
You could make a career out of it. Tree hole digger, eventually with some know how you could dig holes for ponds and some artful landscaping. Don’t let your hole digging fervor die! Go into the woods and plant some natives or something. You could just get a high vis vest, no one will question your hole digging then.

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No. 1994140

>>1990560
Once, when I was getting out of the shower before school, I heard my goats going crazy and without even hesitating, ran outside naked with a bat. (Lived in the middle of nowhere) Damn coyote was going after the goats and alpacas. My guard llama stepped in before I got too far. He was such a boss at taking care of the herd! He must have kicked the coyote because it ran off with a bit of a limp.

No. 1994151

>>1994140
>guard llama
This made me smile nonna, never heard of a guard llama but now I imagine one with a police uniform

No. 1994165

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>>1994116
I have a great idea. Tell your parents that you want to increase their property value by installing a fish pond/water feature. You'll dig and install it, they only have to buy the liner (pic related). You can pick them up at almost any big store like Walmart or Home Depot, or you can order them online.
Then, decide where to put it so it's not too cold or hot, call the digging number (which is 811 in USA), check that you can dig there without hitting anything, and then start digging. Install your pond liner, fill it up with your hose, throw in a couple of plants, and boom, your digging has led to a beautiful pond that you can look at and enjoy.
Another option is if you have a nearby arboretum, hit them up because they definitely need volunteers. Or, put up a poster in your local churches saying that if anyone elderly needs a tree planted in their yard, they provide the tree and you'll dig the hole and install the tree for free to help your community. They will eat that up.

No. 1994166

>>1994140
Not to be disrespectful but desire you carnally

No. 1994189

Nonnas does anyone go through phases where they stop enjoying tv, music, or any other media all together? Please I just want to enjoy music again
>>1994138
Kek

No. 1994192

>>1994189
BOOKS. I'll read 3 or 4 in one or two weeks and let it consume my every spare second and more, get tired and not touch a book again for another 5 months.

No. 1994195

I really wanna walk a small friendly dog but I don't know anyone with a dog and I can't have a dog of my own because of my lovely felines. There's no shelter in my village either.

No. 1994199

>>1994195
maybe put up a flyer in a rec center or offer on facebook if you have like a neighbourhood or community group? I see people offer to walk dogs in my community group a lot and a lot of older people usually respond

No. 1994204

>>1994195
I know there are some dog walking apps out there where you can get paid to walk dogs. Maybe try downloading one and seeing if there's anyone in your area looking for someone to take their dog out?

No. 1994205

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I know it's not that good to feed birds outside of winter but a sweet little picrel walked around on my balcony looking for food. I couldn't help but put some bird feed out there. Hope the billions of birds in my neighborhood enjoy it

No. 1994210

>>1994205
>I know it's not that good to feed birds outside of winter
That's a myth, especially if you live in a city or otherwise area where greenery (food) is scarce. Birds would very much benefit from extra food when they're raising their young. Garden birds populations have been declining in most places for a reason unfortunately.

No. 1994214

>>1994210
I've heard it's because they might spread diseases

No. 1994218

>>1994214
Oh that might be true, idk. I was reffering to the common believe that it makes birds "lazy" if you feed them in spring/summer lol.

No. 1994223

>>1994218
Nah, I know that's not true. But I googled the disease thing and apparently it's fine to feed them during the summer as long as you regularly clean the dishes. I'm going to fatten these birds tf up

No. 1994286

I love cleaning but i love cleaning when listening to this so much more, almost wish no one lived in my apartment or city so i could continue cleaning while listening to it.
I thought it would pass but it's still my cleaning banger.

No. 1994289

Watching What a Girl Wants, young(er) Colin Firth was so handsome

No. 1994402

Drawing while drinking zero sugar sweet tea. It's good!

No. 1994406

>>1994402
Enjoy your sweet tea, nonna!

No. 1994549

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I’m crying my eyes out about misogyny rn. I’m crying my eyes out looking at the girl beaten to death in Iran for not wearing a hijab. Why does the world hate women so much? Why? That little girl beaten to fucking death just because she refused to let men control her. Just because she refused to cover her HAIR. I feel sick it fucking infuriates me. Her life gone in the 21st century for refusing go cover her hair. What kind of fucking world to we live in. Fuck hijabs fuck islam and fuck moids. Fuck all of them. I’m sick to my stomach. Genuinely why are women oppressed? Where did it all stem from? Why us? When we are the ones capable of creating humanity, and they don’t even respect us? Ban me for a-logging but I wish I could just kill a bunch of scrotes. I hate them. I hate them so fucking much. Fuck islam defenders fuck moid defenders. Why are we so hated?

No. 1994553

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I really fucking hate how lazy is everyone even though Artificial Intelligence isn't that refined yet. I'm going to do some extra work to fix a graduation discourse because the coordinator is too fucking lazy to do some introspection and think
>I'm actually kind of happy to see these retards graduating
Is that so difficult that she needed to pretend she could use a retarded AI discourse?
Emotions, creativity and genuine discourse are so fucking dead.
Anyways, after this I'm going to draw for a while. I want to do this silly challenge that my best friend sent to me.

No. 1994572

>>1994549
>Why us? When we are the ones capable of creating humanity
That's exactly the reason. I've a small schizo theory around the fact because I also didn't understand why people hate us. Most humans hate life because life is suffering, so it makes sense they would resent whoever brought them here to begin with, wether it be consciously or not. Every time someone suffers, they could've avoid that fate by simply never being born, so all this negativity is indirectly directed towards women despite us doing anything to deserve it. It's such a deep, constant hatred for that reason, humanity is self hating and admires the way males destroy everything related to it

No. 1994588

>>1994572
Close. It is our reproductive capacity and its value as commodity plus our biological disadvantages, but I dunno about subconscious resentment of their mothers.

No. 1994598

>>1994588
I think the empathy gap is an underrated reason. Lots of animals beat animals that are physically stronger than them because of their unique adaptations and survival instinct. Women have too much empathy that moids exploit since day one. We’re also the only female animal that’s sold something most female animals avoid vehemently as a positive. It’s a mindfuck really.

No. 1994648

i have resistance bands. i should start using them, i feel so tired all the time now that i've started working a desk job. getting a little pudgy around the middle too. fuck. exercising without a gym in a small space with another person around feels impossible though

No. 1994654

>>1994598
>We’re also the only female animal that’s sold something most female animals avoid vehemently as a positive.
What do you mean?

No. 1994694

why tf is it soooooo slowwwwww on /ot/ is there some holiday going on or something?

No. 1994697

>>1994694
We're all growing up and at big girl jobs or toddler wrangling

No. 1994702

>>1994694
too tired to post i'm just lurking today, sorry anon

No. 1994708

>>1994694
I'm starting to lose interest in most threads here to be honest, but also this >>1994702 I can't stay awake for more than a few hours

No. 1994716

>>1994708
be the change, we just have to stir up good conversation in interesting threads. have to find the brainpower for that but slow is still better than a shitstorm of infighting. i hope you mean staying awake after school/work and not like you can't stay awake for more than a few hours per day, take care of yourself

No. 1994730

>>1994694
It's probably related the the fact that the neet thread is significantly less active nowadays.
>>1994708
>I can't stay awake for more than a few hours
I literally do not use the internet at all when i go to work tbh, i just want to lie down. But I agree with anon about being the change you want to see, the psyop thread and the trans propaganda thread granted it's not a new thread, just brought back to clean up snow are examples that prove we need to shake it up a bit to get people more active.

No. 1994732

>>1994116
I also had this happen to me, just dug holes for multiple hours because there was nothing else to do. I had to stop because the hole was getting too deep

No. 1994738

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>>1994730
yes, even using general threads when you're feeling bored like this one or bechdel, the food threads, who cares. posting deep analyses about cows and scrotes is fun but even mundane threads keep the board alive

No. 1994746

my isopod terrarium was having an explosion of springtails (small bugs that are good for the terrarium but unsightly at high population) so I cut back on how much supplemental food like veggie scraps I was giving. but then the isopods started eating all the moss and plants out of spite even though they had perfectly good leaves UGHH I spoiled them too much and now they're picky eaters!! so I gave them some zucchini as a peace offering and they've mostly left my plants alone. although good news I see some tiny baby isopods in there too and that's exciting

No. 1994778

I really need to brush my teeth before bed because I was drinking coffee earlier and I can literally feel the sugar on my teeth, but I'm just so sleepy

No. 1994782

>>1994778
Just force yourself to become paranoid about your teeth rotting off and remind yourself of how menial of a task brush your teeth is. It works.

No. 1994893

do NOT eat spicy soup when sick. Tears are literally dripping down my face and I can barely breathe through my nose. Huge mistake

No. 1994896

>>1994893
Your sinuses are going to be so clean in about 30 minutes though.

No. 1994904

I'm defrosting a freezer and then i'm gonna be cleaning another large freezer to put my cherries in. I hope at least some of the cherries make it and that they aren't all rotten inside because they started to grow too early and they got frostbite.

No. 1994918

>>1994893
if you suffer through this you get healthy fast

No. 1994926

I'm going to sleep at 10 am because i had a headache but i'm so fucking scared right now , i started hearing A HORDE of people. What the fuck, as if someone just spawned 40 npcs talking to each others under my apartment, never heard so many people here. They're gone now but i still feel scared, what was that?!?!

No. 1994928

I'm about to do some groceries and eat outside so I don't have to cook for lunch, then I'll play a video game to pass time I think.

No. 1994939

Something I like is getting adapted and I can't believe my first thought was "I hope nobody notices it" rather than hoping it gets popular.
Seeing a series getting ripped apart and fed into stupid and shat out as garbage is so disheartening.

No. 1994944

>>1994926
the drunk teens scare the hikki

No. 1994957

>>1994939
Me right now with Kowloon Generic Romance.

No. 1994964

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I've never really been much of a fan of tablets, have never really seen much of a point of having them in my own personal life. But now that I got into a summer course that's about analysing horror media and got access to the book list I figured I could get ahead by downloading them and start reading a couple of them early, which also required me to borrow my mom's old 2013 android tablet so I could read them on the go. The tablet is a buggy mess, but at least I can get my reading done (as long as I don't update it) so it's fine but I expected it to be a bit of a bother to read on it in general since I've always been a fan of reading physical books, even though I don't really get much reading done nowadays.
Honestly? I'm pleasantly surprised by how nice it actually is to read on it! I've gotten more reading done these past four days than I've had in a long time, I feel myself finally getting back into my old book worm form and read between 60-70 pages in the evening when I go to bed. I'm already done with reading Ring by Koji Suzuki and can hopefully pick up Haunting of Hill House before the end of the week.

No. 1994976

I downloaded the duolicious app and i am having fun. Met a scrote who's insanely good at drawing and he's been giving me tips and stuff. I think if you arent from america it's actually kinda fun to make weebish friends. Too bad its coded like ass. I actually like the idea of a dating app for terminally online nerdy people, as cringe as it sounds.

No. 1994982

>>1994964
Glad to hear a review from someone who is a fan of physical copies.
I'm not a fan of tablets either, but I've come to the realization that I can't buy any more books than I already have. I have literally no space anymore to keep physical books, I have to get a cupboard or storage with doors built in my cellar so I can finally get the books my Mom sent me with the mail from home stored elsewhere than in their cardboard boxes (I have like six boxes sitting in my cellar, not counting what I've gotten in my house since). So I will have to bite the bullet after having read all the physical books I've got on my "to read" pile, and buy a tablet or eReader of sorts to read digitized books.

No. 1994990

>>1994694
zoomers don't know what image boards are I fear
yeah sure there are some on here but the corporate internet made them basically techologically ignorant so no one really uses pc and browsers anymore.

No. 1994994

>>1994982
It could also be that Ring is an unexpectedly exciting read that pulled me in, I could perhaps give a better review once I've read a couple of more books. It's still a screen, so it's not great to read right before bed and you don't get the same satisfaction by turning the pages or the nice book smell. But it is indeed a pretty good option if you want to save space. Just like you I'm a bit of a book hoarder so I understand the pain of having to get rid of parts of your collection when you run out of space, physical copies are always the best (same with movies and games imo) but sometimes it's easier to just accept that we're living in a digital age…

No. 1994997

>>1994990
>they don't really use pc and browsers anymore
Anon… not even going to try to correct you this is a very funny belief to have. I wish I was as confident that zoomers weren't "using browsers" but alas… they are.

No. 1995004

Please god I'm begging you guys to post your battlestations in the /m/ thread

No. 1995007

Goddammit! I think I’m getting sick because my mucus has that sour smelling quality too it and is showing up in ever larger quantities!
I am not going to get sick! I refuse, flat up, flat out! No sickness!!! Gonna eat a bag of oranges and drink some orange juice and take some vitamin C. This isn’t the time.

No. 1995012

>>1995004
all i have is a laptop on a mini lapdesk thing on my bed so there's not much of a station

No. 1995020

>>1995012
That's a station nona, post eet

No. 1995033

>>1995004
its boring and dusty i cannot consoom because i am a third worlder

No. 1995052

I found a super cute hoodie with an 80s beach like illustration on it but the drwing is on the back, why? whats the point of it.

No. 1995072

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i just impulsively bought $80 worth of ps2 games

No. 1995076

>>1995072
Excellent

No. 1995087

>>1995072
Proud of you nonna! I'm jealous

No. 1995091

>>1995087
kek thank you anon. i've realized i really like older games because they're more…slow? if that makes sense. much more relaxing to play after work imo. but while browsing i realized how much crap was released in the early 00s and how i forgot how many movie tie in games there were. got some good shit tho

No. 1995204

>>1995072
nice, what did you get? any reccs?

No. 1995404

>>1995091
I honestly love the ps2 era of video games, there is a lot of entertaining gold and classics but it was also a time where companies just threw whatever to the wall to see what would stick kek which also led to a lot of interesting concepts that barely even indie developers can dream up today. You are going to have a lot of fun nona, and it will most likely just be a matter of time until you join us retro game collecting nerds.

No. 1995511

coworker in the office next to me isnt here so i can take huge bites and crunch as much as i want without fear she’ll hear me kek

No. 1995522

Got the courage to reach out to others attending a con this year to see if anyone else going by themselves would want to meet up. Praying I get some responses from other women who are going solo and not a bunch of moids looking for hook up opportunities. I just wanna hang out with some other weeb girls and have fun, I haven't had a friend to do stuff like this with since high school kek

No. 1995562

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>>1995204
I got FFX and FFX-2, Devil may cry, onimusha, rogue galaxy, and metal gear solid 2. originally was just getting a copy of MGS2 because i wanted to play the original version (i've only ever played the HD collection) and i figured screw it.

>>1995404
right? I feel like devs had more freedom to make games that weren't 100% serious. i was halfway there to being a retro collector but had a time justifying buying physical copies since it's so easy to emulate, but i replayed dark cloud and forgot how nice it is to completely tune out and play a game on a console not connected to the internet so i think i'm on that path now kek

No. 1995564

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i bought 2 tins of almonds a few weeks ago and forgot about them. i had braces put on 2 weeks ago and now i cant eat my tins of almonds. i really want some honey roasted ones right now but i've read that it's really not a good idea to even try. sighhhhhhhh

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Time to take a shower and play degrees of lewdity while also playing gacha games and trying to draw.

No. 1995942

>>1995564
Crush them up with a rolling pin and use your back molars to chew, brush your teeth after and use the floss pick!

No. 1996211

>>1995564
could you just suck on them for the flavoring

No. 1996225

Got laid off so rn I'm thinking of ways to make a buck… laptop doesnt work so I cant do commissions… too fat n ugly to be a sugarbaby and too awkward+easy to guilt to catfish for money I'm thinkin fuck it lets just sign up to a feeder website to get money out of the creeps. But I dont wanna eat for money… ugh, fourth wagie round it is

No. 1996358

I kept forgetting the lore of my pen name during interviews, so I had to type it all up.

No. 1996364

I had to do some labs at urgent care for my endocrinologist appointment (I'm diabetic) and I just found out I could have kidney disease. I have to wait 9 hours to find out if I'm in the early stages of kidney disease. I'm so scared anons it's been eating at me all since yesterday. The nurse called me back to reassure me that it is moat likely nothing to immediately worry about but I have been experiencing kidney discomfort for a few months at least. Very scared. Very Very scared.

No. 1996398

>>1996364
I think it's actually quite common for people with diabetes (like me) to have kidney issues because we have too much blood sugar, so we need to drink more water than the average person. So, have you been drinking plenty of water? I usually try to have 3 to 4 liters of water daily, specially because I workout.

No. 1996415

Managed to finish my uni assignment early, so I've been doing chores I've been putting off because I've been so busy. Now I've had a couple of pretty calm days but I feel awful whenever I sit down to relax or read because in the back of my head I keep thinking I have shit to do. Do any nonnies know how to turn it off???

No. 1996530

>>1995522
Update: out of 7 replies, one woman responded and the rest are scrotes
>one is 35 and divorced, has posts about balding
>one is university age and has comments on femdom profiles and a post looking for legal advice because he claims a woman "raped him"
>found ones instagram, literally looks like an autist
KEK guess I'll reach out to the woman and see how it goes

No. 1996566

>>1996530
That freak has a femdom rape fetish I know it. I hope you find cool con friends!

No. 1996597

Spring cleaning is tedious but I love throwing stuff away especially old plastic packaging.

No. 1996613

>>1996415
Good job on your assignment! I always write a list of the things I need to do, no matter how small. Then I can do them and cross them off, but I don't scribble them out so I can still read what I wrote and remind myself that it's done. I like to write it on paper because it feels more permanent.

No. 1996639

I am watching the idea of you, and god anne hathaway is just so beautiful. I will literally watch every movie this woman is in. Never thought I could be attracted to someone who is almost 2 decades older then me, but she is just so hot

No. 1996648

I keep walking to the gas station every day to buy candy and I'm embarrassed to do it for the fourth day in a row. I'm afraid they think I'm a gluttonous loser.

No. 1996718

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Im making sausage grits. I wish I had eggs.

No. 1997644

Dressed up for the first time in ages yesterday and it made me feel so good. I forgot how much I loved fashion, it hasn't been important to me in ages but it felt good to dress up again.
>>1996648
Lol anon when I worked retail I liked the people who came back a lot, can't remember for the life of me what they ever bought. You'll be fine.

No. 1997834

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it's a beautiful sunny warm day, the first one of the year! i think i'm going to go paddle boarding after work. i wish i had a dog to take with me though

No. 1997850

I need to stop eating nothing but carbs but my plan for this weekend was to make a lasagna tomorrow!!

No. 1997858

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>>1997850
Make it with eggplants, nonnie, it tastes as good but it's slightly healthier. Look how delicious it looks, you can eat the pasta lasagna another day.

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>>1997850
Don't listen to the anon above, I used to make eggplant lasagna all the time when I first went vegetarian and it's not the same as an obese carby lasagna. Eat the carbs anon, eat them.

No. 1997889

>>1997871
I’m making vegetarian lasagna but with pasta and carbs haha, the filling is mushrooms and red peppers

No. 1998037

My dad's physical therapist he's been semi friends with for years is coming over tomorrow I feel like I'm about to meet a celebrity kek
>>1997850
I just had lasagna give into your cravings nonnie its delicious

No. 1998042

>>1997871
But eggplant lasagna is super delicious, same with zucchini.

No. 1998071

>>1998042
I love eggplant parmigiana when the eggplant is very thinly sliced and layered with homemade sauce like a lasagna

damn you nona, I just went to the store

No. 1998197

Watching Valley of the Dolls and Sharon Tate's character just said "you know how bitchy fags can be." Also I'm having a ham n cheese sandwich for lunch.

No. 1998200

i am going out to eat today. Should i get borger or schnitzel?

No. 1998209

>>1998200
Borger

No. 1998249

I stopped watching shows and now I started watching breaking bad again (hadn't finished season 5) and I'm so happy
Idk.. Feels really nice when you've dropped a simple pleasure a while and get back at it, it's like you need to miss things to enjoy them

No. 1998252

Im making some sweet potato in syrup right now. I love sweet potatoes so much, it will be so delicious.

No. 1998385

i've been scrolling 23andme subreddit for a few hours and there are so many 'i've ruined my family' posts, like is your family just hanging on a thread in the first place that it falls apart so easily? why are there so many secrets in particular families? those threads all look the same to me so i just scroll past

No. 1998430

When I was in school there was a huge autist in my class and it came out he apparently had a girlfriend with down syndrome, kind of cute honestly thinking back. I hope they're happy together.

No. 1998444

>>1998385
I've considered trying one of those because my family are very "black sheep, little contact" with the rest of the family but giving some company my DNA worries me.

No. 1998463

I want crunchy cat bumper stickers but the owner of crunchy cat only sells t-shirts. I shouldn't give my money to some random opportunist but damn it I'm obsessed with meme cats, especially crunchy.

No. 1998465

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I’m watching De Palma’s Carrie rn and this girl looks so much like Sydney Sweeney.

No. 1998468

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>>1998465
And this one is Brittany Venti.

No. 1998478

>>1997834
I finally went out and it was so nice!! Very relaxing aside from obnoxious people blasting shitty music on their boats, but once I got away from them it was beautiful. I did a lap around an island on the lake and smoked a joint. I still wish I had a dog to go out with me though

No. 1998482

I had my first kiss last night at age 24. Somehow the perfect man just fell into my lap, when I thought I'd be alone forever.

No. 1998512

>>1998482
Aw, that’s sweet. Happy you found someone

No. 1998554

Damn I need to get up and feed myself but I’m stunlocked scrolling
>>1998482
What! That’s so cute, was it like you imagined? I can’t remember who my first kiss is but I remember how nervous I was. Hope he’s everything you could want anon.

No. 1998630

>>1998385
I guess a lot of incest cases get discovered.

No. 1998730

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I just want to give a big virtual smooch to the nonna who recommended The Journal 8 a few threads ago. It's so simple and polished and the design makes me all nostalgic, like I'm preparing an entry for a geocities blog.

No. 1998739

>>1998730
what is it? I find a lot of different results on google

No. 1998750

I wish I was a morning person, I've been trying to get up earlier but I just make tea and sit in bed for 2 more hours kek

No. 1998754

>>1998739
It's a program by davidrm to write documents with, primarily centered around writing journal/diary entries with very simple formatting. I like it because everything about it really feels like writing in a journal, just digitally.

No. 1998755

>>1998754
is it free? I see "45 day trial" on the website

No. 1998761

>>1998755
I think the previous versions are free? I tried the trial and bought it, but the nonna who originally posted about it pirated it. >>1920891
Probably from here
https://forum.dirtywarez.com/threads/the-journal-8-0-0-1341-multilingual.6097610/

No. 1998770

I've just ordered some lower-rise jeans for the first time since like 2008. I'm 5ft with high hip bones and high-waisted jeans make me look like a cardboard box and they're so uncomfortable on me so idk how I managed to wear them for so long. Idgaf if I have a bit of chub poking out of the low-rise jeans, imo that is much better than looking like my torso is 2 inches long or something. I might decorate them with some little diamonds or something because I'm feeling extremely tacky like that.

No. 1998789

>>1998770
Enjoy the constant looming threat of buttcrack, nona.

No. 1998796

So what are everyone's plans on this lovely Saturday? The weather is so nice where I am

No. 1998816

>>1998789
Kek dw nonna It's not like the super low-rise jeans of the early 2000s where your entire puss is on show. It's a bit more covered than that fortunately.

No. 1998823

>>1998770
I've never stopped wearing low rise skinny jeans since 2005, I know they are reviled but this is what fits me best and I'm happy they are making a comeback because they've been so hard to find.

No. 1998830

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>>1998796
I think I will laze around and work for a bit, my parents are buying me breakfast because I had a mayor craving I'm not pregnant, just spoiled I will also do chores like usual and then I will play DnD online with friends.
I kind of miss playing with them irl, if only it wasn't ridiculously expensive to have people in the house, we could probably play more often. Right now I'm a tabaxi.

No. 1998837

>>1998823
ayrt, I'm very happy that they're coming back too. I remember just a few years ago you couldn't even find anything mid-rise or low-rise unless you were looking in a more expensive brand of jeans. Everything was super high-waisted super tight jeans that would cut off circulation if you sat down and it was hell on earth. The high-waisted stuff also generally looks like shit if you're short or have high hip bones.
I'm also happy that looser-fit jeans are easier to find now too. I still cringe thinking back to 2016 with the light blue skinny jeans and drag queen makeup in the summer. So uncomfortable.

No. 1998888

I take online IQ tests occasionally and sometimes I score really high and sometimes I score really low kek.

No. 1998896

>>1998512
>>1998554
Thank you nonas, it still seems kind of surreal. Idk what I imagined kissing would be like, but it was not as gross as I thought. Idk what I did to deserve this beautiful boy, he's like a big sunshiney golden retriever.

No. 1999045

>tried to take a selfie because I liked my ootd
>i looked like a fat TIF who has a harem of tumblr sexymen
At least I looked like a TIF and not a TIM for once.

No. 1999060

Whenever I take my meds on an empty stomach I sneeze. I feel like I should dry heave but the signal gets crossed and I sneeze instead lol.

No. 1999090

I cooked some sweet potato patties and they tasted kind of off, but I love sweet potatoes so I'll probably eat more later.

No. 1999226

>want to start exercising
>small space with no real privacy (so things like jumping jacks and jogging in place won't be possible)
>what do
>remember i have a bag of resistance bands i bought a lonnnng time ago
>get them out
>"this is bullshit"
>30 minutes later into squats and lunges
>sweating and huffing
>heart rate up
>come out of it feeling energized and good
i think this might actually work kek

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>>1999226
Nona this is the way. Far lower risk of injury than weights, the wobbliness of using bands means you engage more underused minor muscle groups to stabilize, lightweight and easy to travel with, takes up no space in your apartment, easily allows you to make virtually any exercise more challenging, and you can also use them to stretch. I've been using them for a few months or so, it's the best way to work out at home imo.

No. 1999278

this song goes so hard

No. 1999924

I wonder if >>2000000 is gonna be something funny or stupid lol

No. 1999931

>>1999924
probably retarded and unfunny and its going to get a redtext

No. 1999936

>>1999924
Considering there's a sh*rty thread up for it, you can already guess.

No. 1999938

>>1999936
Shorty thread? Sharty thread? Shirty thread?

No. 1999940

>>1999938
soyjak.party

No. 1999942

>>1999940
Ooohh. I have faith that a farmer will take it though.

No. 1999970

My sternum has been hurting since tonight, even to the point of waking up from it but I can't get it to crack.

No. 1999975

>>1999924
I didn't even notice we were so close. The chase for the million on the other hand was so exciting.

No. 1999980

>>1999931
I hope it’s a sperg of some kind

No. 2000012

>>1999986
Isn't dashi Japanese pickled radish? Never would've imagined it as sweet

No. 2000015

>>1999980
Did anyone even get it? I don't see it anywhere
>>1999975
I didn't notice either, I was actually thinking a couple weeks ago about when our next "big number" will be but it seemed so far away.

No. 2000023

>>2000015
Probably some botting raider, who cares tbh.

No. 2000069

>>1998837
I'm short-waisted with a large chest (which I hate) and narrow hips (also not a good feature). I never liked skinny jeans, but love low-rise. High-rise just isn't meant for me. I like straight or flare low-rise, fitted bootcut is also good but I haven't really seen this in forever except in thrift shops. Maybe it's coming back, I haven't been shopping in a couple years.

I think jeans are so individual that I'll never understand people reeing about how one style is ugly and outdated and horrible. It was a problem in the earlier years because there wasn't as much variety, well, and back then we were all wearing clothes our moms bought. But thank god for adding a tiny amount of stretch to jeans and for low-rise. The handmedowns from my aunt were so stiff and high-waisted that they would cut into my waist with this extra fabric around my hips. The addition of a small amount of stretch probably annoys jean purists but it really made denim less of a bitch to wear. I only started wearing jeans as a kid when I started getting made fun of for my clothes. I did dress like a huge nerd so it wasn't by any means the worst thing I ever got mocked/bullied for. It was one of those rare things where you look back and think, ok, it was mean bullying and classist, but it made me change, and I did need to change a bit.

No. 2000075

>>1999226
doubleposting but: good for you, nona! I got into working out at home. Bands are great. I always wonder how well they are working for my upper body, then the next day all the right muscles are sore.

No. 2000156

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I glued some chunky crystals to my nails and now I can't find my good cutters to remove them

No. 2000203

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>>1994654
I guess that in some species the male has to chase down and overpower the female to ensure that only the genes of the strongest and most powerful males succeed in reproducing. In nature a lot of times the female is avoiding mating at all costs.

No. 2000218

>>1994598
I genuinely think the average woman is brainwashed to the point of insanity. Maleness exists because it's a form of parasitism. Making others gestate for you and forcing yourself inside them is an inherently parasitic act. Males are literally nothing more than ticks attaching themselves to us. The vast majority of intercourse is harmful to women and we only enjoy it because the hormones associated with it brainwashes you. I'm a virgin and the amount of "sex positivity" from society disgusts me. It's literally sexual enslavement and how it came to be seen as "wholesome" by other WOMEN will never shock me. Also the sex/rape dichotomy is basically the "no true scotsman" fallacy. Most intercourse has some aspect of coercion to it but by creating said dichotomy they can avoid addressing it's nature.

No. 2000234

I gave myself short square nails and now my thumb looks like a big toe wtf. I'm gonna have to add length to them. This is why I hate doing short nails, they're just so easy to mess up.

No. 2000250

>>2000218
but sex does feel good for women..

No. 2000252

>>2000250
Yeah the same way picking your nose does.

No. 2000256

>>2000252
If you're a virgin how would you even know?
Anyway, can you guys take this somewhere else? This is the mundane shit thread.

No. 2000261

>>2000218
>>2000252
>I'm a virgin
Opinion discarded. You literally don't know anything.

No. 2000264

>>2000203
Such behaviour isn’t intended to ensure anything. Male on female violence in mating also does not increase male strength as they only need to be stronger than the female. Male on male violence with nonchalant mating is what passes on “stronger” male genes in animals.

No. 2000265

>>2000256
People can masturbate anon. I know what penetration feels like. At best it's kinda calming. If you've been with males before you've been hormonal about it and it blurred your judgement. Pregnancy makes you release hormones that make you forget about the pain, and women who have given birth often become unreliable narrators after some time. The mundane part about this is how much y'all love to talk about servicing your men. It's everywhere and inescapable.

No. 2000267

>>2000265
But that's not sex, and if you're not managing to pleasure yourself while masturbating…KEK.

No. 2000268

>>2000218
Damn women can't have anything. Sorry I enjoy making love to my handsome husband who I love nona, I didn't mean to disappoint you and fail all of womankind.

No. 2000270

>>2000267
I tried it years ago and haven't done it since. I really wanted to like it but couldn't. There's no "gotcha" here miss Reddit

No. 2000271

>>2000268
She's a virgin who's already admitted she's bad at masturbating, it's pretty clear she doesn't have any idea what she's talking about.

No. 2000272

>>2000267
Samefaf, I'll stop after this cause again this is OT but also,
>thinking penetration is the only part of sex
lol

No. 2000278

>>2000270
Your experience doesn't dictate every woman's, we're all completely different. You don't have to have sex if you don't want to anon, but it's a woman's choice. You don't get to have an opinion on how sex feels to another woman.

No. 2000287

>>2000278
We all have the same anatomy. I'm allowed to complain about "sex positivity" surrounding me without getting hounded for it. Anyway this is ot and you're shitting up the thread trying to defend your promiscuity

No. 2000294

>>2000287
I've only ever had one sexual partner in my whole life, but you keep spouting off, oh wise one.

No. 2000296

>>2000287
>>2000265
>Anyway this is ot and you're shitting up the thread trying to defend your promiscuity
>The mundane part about this is how much y'all love to talk about servicing your men.
So is it on topic or not?

No. 2000298

>>2000294
Servicing 1 man for non reproductive purposes is still promiscuity. It's just as degrading as multiple men

No. 2000300

>>2000298
Kek this level of delusion would be endearing if you weren't a cunt.

No. 2000302

>>2000287
You can't seriously think that all women have identical sensory receptors. We all have the same parts sure, but sensitivity and preference differences exist.

No. 2000306

I'm gonna watch some Sex and the City and cheer on my gorls and their sexual conquests

No. 2000309

>>2000306
>sexual conquests
Of who? Balding middle aged ogres?

No. 2000311

>>2000309
There's a whole episode about having sex with 20 somethings, have you never watched it?

No. 2000313

>>2000309
Of the four main characters? They have a lot of sexy, that's why it's called Sex and The City

No. 2000320

>>2000313
OH that's what's she's asking!
>>2000309
Nah nonnies of four women in their 30s.

No. 2000321

>>2000311
>>2000313
I've been exposed to all the guys they fucked and none of them are attractive. The women preen themselves like peacocks for their attention and get cheated on constantly. They're betas.

No. 2000326

>>2000321
Oh anon kek

No. 2000327

>>2000321
A lot of sitcom characters are losers lol. They're not supposed to be perfect. Everyone knows Carrie is a dumbo and a bad friend, it's part of the show.

No. 2000328

>>2000326
Show me 1 attractive male from the sex and the city premise, hoe

No. 2000329

>>2000218
>brainwashed by hormones
Into what? You don’t understand arousal and hormones at all. Women are not actually overwhelmed by lust into painful acts. Oxytocin doesn’t literally make you forget things either.
>>200287
And completely varied nerves and sensitivity. Masturbating/= penetration and you could not cover your entire capacity of genital stimulation in that past attempt at masturbation. Believing that you have the exact mappings of stimulation as all other women is unrealistic and anti-science. You are allowed to complain and others are equally allowed to respond and correct your ignorance.

No. 2000332

>>2000329
You have too much confidence for someone who sucks dick(infight bait)

No. 2000335

>>2000332
There are multiple anons disagreeing with you.

No. 2000336

>>2000332
You have too much confidence for someone that can't please herself.

No. 2000337

>>2000335
And they're all cocksuckers so their opinions don't matter

No. 2000340

>>2000337
ayrt and nope. But I'm sorry that you feel the need to tell yourself that just to feel secure in your own argument.

No. 2000341

>>2000336
I can cum perfectly well just not by transforming myself into a fleshlight

No. 2000343

>>2000332
Except I don’t. I’m just smarter than you and understand you better than you do yourself (because you’re unintelligent).

No. 2000351

>>1999265
>>1999226
Hey I have some bands layin around I want to join your elastic exercise joruney nonnas. What should I do? Where do I begin?

No. 2000354

Checking because I was sleeping when we hit it >>2000000

No. 2000356

>>2000354
No fucking way

No. 2000365

>>2000356
>>2000354
Yeah it got deleted and no one screenshotted it

No. 2000369

I'm gonna go outside today.

No. 2000372

>>2000369
It's a really good touching grass motivation video.

No. 2000375

>>2000356
It's probably on a different board

No. 2000378

>>2000375
Each board has it's own post numbers, it can't be.

No. 2000379

>>2000378
Samefag but now that I think aout it, how the hell did /ot/ get 2mil posts before /snow/?

No. 2000384

>>2000379
probably because cows are ultra fucking boring in 2024. The best days of lolcows are behind us.

No but seriously there's a good part of the userbase who nearly exclusively uses the off-topic boards.

No. 2000391

>>2000250
If it feels so good why can't most women orgasm from it alone?

No. 2000396

I got to see a note handwritten by Jeanne D'Arc today, I got so emotional.

No. 2000404

>>2000391
There's nothing that can make you orgasm besides sexual stimulation so this doesn't really make sense, but also something can feel good without actually making you cum. That's like saying nipple stimulation doesn't actually feel good because it can't make you orgasm. I swear it's like you guys just learned about sex and masturbation last week.

No. 2000408

>>2000391
nta but things can feel good sexually without you having to orgasm from them. while orgasms are important it's entirely possible to enjoy things without trying to achieve orgasm from it

No. 2000412

>>2000404
>I swear it's like you guys just learned about sex and masturbation last week.
For real.

No. 2000443

stop shitting up the thread with non mundane posts. If you need to vent, go to the vent thread, if you need to talk about meta stuff go to /meta/. Please use the relevant threads.

No. 2000463

>>2000443
bring back dumbass shit(take it to meta)

No. 2000468

>>2000463
I will make this into the dumbass shit retardposting thread. With no survivors.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 2000478

I stopped drinking Simply Orange like a year ago when all of that stuff about the drinks giving people some terrible health complications came out, but I had the Simply Peach earlier drink and it was delish. A little bland but I do feel like that's realistic to what peach juice would actually taste like. It was good with my breakfast.

Also, I'm kegeling

No. 2000480

>>2000443
why not just take dumbass shit off autosage(take it to meta)

No. 2000490

>>2000480
Yeah it is so annoying(take it to meta)

No. 2000500

I was annoyed when my neighbors were drilling every day for half a year, turns out they were putting (sound) insulation. They got a kid months ago and I just heard her cry for the first time ever, the ends justify the means now!
>>2000443
Bring back the dumbass shit thread, it was a containment zone for every stupid random post. Idk what's the big deal about it anyway.

No. 2000502

>>2000500
Nice. Neighbor of the year award right there.

No. 2000513

>>2000468
Blessed soldier of light

No. 2000517

>>2000500
My neighbours downstairs had a baby 2 months ago and I only learned it recently when I saw it for the first time, I never heard it scream, I guess the walls in my building are thicker than I thought.

No. 2000644

>>2000502
Totally! They're super friendly too.
>>2000517
Good for you! Kids are so cute but not when you hear them 24/7

No. 2000835

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In spite of the manure that calls itself "man", life prevails.

No. 2000917

Ate orzo with chicken for lunch. Was gud.

No. 2000920

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Woke up at 6pm and don't know what to do with myself now.

No. 2001081

>>1994746
Are you the anon that posted about your isopods before in the dumbass shit thread? I want a pic of the buggies

No. 2001082

i've got so much work to do but i'm so sleepy

No. 2001083

>>2000920
go get fried chicken before stores close and have a movie marathon

No. 2001084

>>2000517
Good for you nonna. Some babies are quiet screamers kek. I just met my niece and she cries so quietly i can't even really hear it when i'm a bit further away. Oppose to my little cousin who yelled like an opera singer.

No. 2001111

I hope I can come back home from work soon so I can get some actual sleep, I hate naps but I will take a nap this afternoon.

No. 2001113

This is my last day of break before going back to my shit job so I'll eat taiwanese food and chill at home. I don't want it to end…

No. 2001246

I've bought soy meat one month ago and I haven't eat it yet because I'm too afraid of it tasting bad

No. 2001251

>>2001246
Most imitation meats are made with soy/tofu meat. It shouldn't really taste like much, just whatever seasonings and flavors are on it.

No. 2001261

Finally got the time to start going to the gym again, and decided to also push myself a bit more instead of making excuses. Not only did I enjoy my time there more but it seems to also do the trick for my sugar addiction, I'm usually a huge slave for my cravings but I haven't really felt it lately. I even bought an ice cream on my way to a friend yesterday and while I enjoyed it fine I felt kinda done with it by the time I had eaten half of it. I hope this sticks.

No. 2001265

>>2001246
you really should wait until it's rotting so you can complain it was shit and the other meat eaters will clap and say yass sis say it like it is.

No. 2001279

>>2001261
I decided to start running again today and this motivated me even harder, congrats nona on the hard work you’ve put in so far!! Im hoping even just a 5-10 minute run and then building up from there will help curb my appetite for alcohol & regulate my sleep schedule a little bit more.

No. 2001319

i blinked and now it’s 10:00am. love it when the workday flies by

No. 2001351

A bunch of my favorite albums got re-released and I ordered them as fast as I could, can't wait to get them.

No. 2001362

>>2001261
this has motivated me to start going again. last summer I was big about going and had so much fun, but haven’t had the time at all since. I am excited to start back up, thank you nonita

No. 2001419

I want boiled eggs and ribs sooo bad. I think that's what I'll make for dinner tonight.

No. 2001497

like i said in the other threads, my ex broke up with me and so tonight i'm going clubbing by myself and right now i'm at work. i've exhausted my bumble likes for now too so thats that. wish i could just party and forget it all. i'll update once i start clubbing kek. i also have work at 7am tomorrow but i don't really care.

No. 2001510

>>2001497
are clubs usually busy on monday nights where you are? the ones i've been to are usually only open on weekends

No. 2001513

>>2001510
Ntayrt but in most big cities you can party litterally all nights if you want to. Clubs, discos, parties etc. Monday means nothing (at least in Europe)

No. 2001519

I have a stress induced migraine and i'm struggling with not giving into my sugar cravings.

No. 2001553

>>2001510
>>2001513
yess, there's like one or two clubs open. i'm in vancouver, BC, so our night life is known for being shit but clubs are open. have never been on a monday but should be decent. they advertise themselves as a "monday club night" kinda deal so should be good.

No. 2001561

>>2001553
aw nona i'm a ferry ride away. i would go clubbing with you if i could! i didnt know the clubs were open on weekdays though kek you'll have to report back what it's like

No. 2001582

>>2001561
awh thanks nonnie, bet clubbing with you would be the best! my aunt used to go clubbing on mondays and sundays bc those were the days she had off and she said its good/same so we'll see. since I have work the next day and will be alone probably I won't get super fucked, just gonna have a drink and dance. hoping the bouncer just lets me in so I don't have to wait.

No. 2001601

>>2001582
i haven't been clubbing in a few years since i moved to the island and there is 0 nightlife here, i always liked going out to the smoke pit and talking to random people kek. i hope you have a good time! fingers crossed the bouncer doesn't make you wait!

No. 2001618

My skin was really gross and filled with little black spots all over my nose and acne everywhere because of dirt in my pores due to generally terrible hygiene and not washing my face. I decided to do the most bare bones skin routine of washing and exfoliating my face, applying salicylic acid, then moisturizing every day and literally in 2 weeks my skin is fucking perfect. kek I'm so retarded to not do this sooner

No. 2001638

My allergies are killing me, I hate this, I can barely breathe or even talk, I feel like how I feel whenever I end up with a pneumonia and my right butt cheek won't stop twitching.

No. 2001645

I have to pee again and I only sipped like less than a cup of water. I hate my life I deserve to be killed

No. 2001685

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Just found out my estranged online friend lurks on here, which is weird because she's one of those sjw gendie types

No. 2001738

>>2001685
same but she's a massive handmaiden and goes by he

No. 2001743

>>2001738
I find it so bizarre, she's slowly getting edgier and edgier but she still posts about social justice idpol topics and has her pronouns in bio

No. 2001746

>>2001738
>>2001685
Have either of you gathered what draws them to this site? you'd think that gendies would see the mtf and ftm thread and run away or at least fear getting cancelled for being on this site.

No. 2001774

>>2001746
there's lots of threads for weeb fandom stuff, which is probably what attracts them here. it also gets mentioned on tiktok a lot. they probably either ignore the troon threads or mindblock it as silly terf lies.

No. 2001781

>>2001746
She's always been obsessed with retarded internet drama and lolcows so i think naturally she'd be drawn to this site

No. 2001798

>>2001618
tone it down now or youll ruin your skin barrier

No. 2001808

>>2001746
Anon have you seen the state of the fandom or fujo threads, they obviously stick to specific containment threads and the twitterfagottry is noticeable.

No. 2001813

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I am itching to buy megaton musashi on my switch but fuck, I have like 3 other uncompleted games that I still need to finish first… plus my purchased backlog…

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No. 2001828

I wanna go back to dress like a nerdy librarian cause that was my whole style back in highschool but now i feel like that will only get me unwanted attention, hate mainstream media has fetishized my sense of fashion.

No. 2001832

>>2001798
NTA but seriously? I've been doing basically nonas exact routine since high school except I wear sunscreen

No. 2001839

>>2001828
Just do it, don't care about mfs

No. 2001840

>>2001685
Will you talk to her?

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I've started to get more strawberries lately and i love to make a smoothie each time i wake up, i'm also looking forward to summertime for the first time in my life, i didn't think that this would ever be possible because i'm sure that summers get worse each year on this earth, but i have a good feeling this time, i'm even planning to go to the beach with my relatives for the evenings.

>>2001808
Nta, i've always kept those threads around just for curiousity but i've hidden them because it really sounds like twitter took over there.

No. 2001842

I only have 7 chapters of this manga left and I just cant be bothered to finish it

No. 2001871

>>2001746
first ayrt, she knew someone IRL who was mentioned in a thread + the creepshowart drama

No. 2001874

really enjoying the man on man violence in this one

No. 2001880

>>2001874
Not one looker in the thumbnail

No. 2001887

>>2001880
wait till they start talking about who they women are more attracted to, the levels of insecurity are insane

No. 2001932

Im making instant mashed taters right now, and for some reason it has a sort of stinky sweet smell. So weird

No. 2001937

>>2001932
Should try making it with chicken broth, really helps the falvor

No. 2001944

>>2001937
Ooohh that sounds really good actually! I think I have some bouillon somewhere, thanks anon.

No. 2002028

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I made (i believe pork) ribs and the meat near the bone was black and the bone kinda smelled like raw meat. The meat was super tender, but idk maybe I didn't cook it long enough. This is why I never eat pork like a Muslim. Anyway, hope I don't have a stomach bug tomorrow.

No. 2002054

>>2001601
its now almost time to go to the club and I got all ready but i'm so nervous to go alone kek will go friday for sure but i'm nervous rn lol

No. 2002059

>>2002028
Report back if you can nonna

No. 2002060

>>2001874
Insanely curious but I hate men so I'm not gonna watch kek

No. 2002062

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I used to go to sleep laying like the prince in Barbie swan lake after I first watched it and I don’t know why

No. 2002084

>>2002062
As kids we all tried to mimic cartoons

No. 2002131

Actual tears fell thinking about how we will never get another album from Amy winehouse

No. 2002255

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That’s two days in a row now that I’ve pulled my ass out of bed early and had productive mornings. Right now I’m devouring this greek yoghurt bowl after returning from the gym. Please please please keep this up

No. 2002259

>>2002255
Damn you're the bitch they talk about in the "how to be That Girl" videos now.

No. 2002262

>>2002259
Give me 28 more days nonny and I’ll be personally hosting a lolcor seminar on how to be That Girl

No. 2002346

>>2002255
congrats anon, keep it up!! also, where's that gif from?

No. 2002426

>>2002054
did you end up going? friday would be very fun since it's a long weekend i'm sure it will be packed and busy!

No. 2002430

>>2002059
I feel fine, not sick at all.

No. 2002451

>>2002346
TY nona and its from an anime called paripi koumei/ya boy kongming. Silly but decent show

No. 2002486

>>2002426
I forgot its the long weekend! Thanks nonnie- I'll be going this friday instead! With some gfs this time so should be fun!!

No. 2002533

JKR uses lolcow. Say hi to her.

No. 2002540

>>2002533
How do you know that? Hi, you are based, thanks for creating Draco Malfoy.

No. 2002546

>>2002533
I wish, I would tell her that my mom loves her books and that I whiteknight the fuck out of her creations and messages in general.
She's like, an inspiration to me as well, because she did something incredibly remarkable that people can't live with, I want to do the same.

No. 2002547

>>2002533
hi qween, give me money pls

No. 2002561

>>2002533
Hello Ms. Rowling. Sorry the Harry and Hermione actors turned out to be dicks, you literally made their entire careers. They would be nothing without you. Though I disagree with your decision on Hermione being a British actor, she was American in the books and so should have been played by an American. Hope you're having a good day.

No. 2002562

>>2002533
i would love that but i don‘t think she hates troons as much as the average farmer. it doesn‘t add up with her general moral compass and she only criticized the 100% valid points where safety for women and troon rights clash and everyone with a few brain cells left would understand. i bet she wouldn‘t care about hideous faggots in skirts mutilating their bodies otherwise. i think she hates fat retards more.

No. 2002564

I've rediscovered a love for reading.

No. 2002567

>>2002564
How did you spark it? I got mine back by reading short sci-fi stories.

No. 2002607

>>2002562
Her actual opinions on it are really so tame it’s not worth the hate she gets. She’s not even against people transitioning.

No. 2002613

>>2001746
I don't think it's that weird to be honest. There's a certain type of person (autists I guess) who are drawn to niche communities, the ideology is secondary to the exclusive feeling the community has. Terminally online gendies and radfems are closer to each other than they are to normies with similar political views and tbh they are often literally the same people give or take a few years, I've known of people who have gone from one to the other both ways.
In general I think that when it comes to online communities with an assumed default culture or viewpoint everyone is supposed to hold, a lot of people will self censor or even outright lie about themselves or their views to fit in better with the community they're posting in, even if it's anonymous. I'm sure a lot of users of this site will have used 4chan and had the experience of pretending to be a man or at least letting other anons assume they were one, there is almost certainly many users doing the same here. Gendie types or supporters who still want to visit somewhere they can talk about their more problematic interests, women who are racist right wingers but want somewhere to complain about trannies from a female perspective, women who don't care about politics at all and just like internet gossip, etc.

No. 2002618

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I was researching hotels for a trip and I cracked up at this picture in a review. He looks like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys

No. 2002642

>best friend back home is having a baby
>im an autist who has never wanted kids
>ask awkward questions about what its like to be pregnant when the subject comes up
>she sends me a picture of the ultrasound
>no idea wtf im supposed to be seeing
>text back "crikey there 'e is!" since idk what else to say
its been 2 days with no response

No. 2002652

>>2002642
>text back "crikey there 'e is!" since idk what else to say
>hasn't responded in days
KEKKK actually laughed out loud at this nona that's hilarious—I would hope she just busy and forgot to reply, I can't see someone taking offense to that

No. 2002659

>>2002652
i doubt shes offended b/c she knows me well enough, ive just said enough dumb things regarding the pregnancy already lmao

No. 2002663

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Im going to make picrel but with just eggs and shrimp. I'm also going to try to cut an onion with just a metal fork I stole from my grandma's house because I forgot to buy cutlery.

No. 2002665

>>2002663
Samefag, or I could be like those "mouth cooking" videos that were going viral a few years ago and chew the onion up kek.

No. 2002668

>>2002642
>crikey there 'e is!
please show a screenshot if you literally sent that in those words kekkkkk

No. 2002669

>>2002663
What is this? Looks amazing, I wanna cook this!

No. 2002677

I transform into an Indian uncle when exposed to instathots. Beautiful cock outline mister may we see testicle bulge and hole from backside. Mister I want behind photo of ba- (I’m instantly blocked)

No. 2002680

>>2002669
It's just a seafood boil. It's seafood, corn, sausage, eggs, and potatoes in a sauce of butter, garlic, lemon juice, onion and various seasonings. It's really super easy to make, definitely try it anon!

No. 2002684

>>2002665
Has to be fetish shit. Also
>Avocado comes from the spanish word for testicle
This is a satire video.

No. 2002693

>>2002684
It's not from Spanish, it's Nahuatl, that person is retarded

No. 2002704

>>2002663
I love the way it looks, the spices butter and seafood are a heavenly throuple

No. 2002718

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>>2002668
the ultrasound isnt previewing unless i open the pic but here you go

No. 2002723

>>2002718
Tte fucking cowboy emoji kekkk this is hilarious anon

No. 2002728

>>2002693
It's intentional, anon, it's satirical.

No. 2002736

>>2002718
that's too funny, I wouldn't really know what to say either as a fellow autist with no interest in children so I can't judge you tried your best kek

No. 2002738

>>2002718
The cowboy smiley makes this so much better

No. 2002746

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Oh hell yeah I got a fucking job and I'm going to defend this shit with my teeth and claws, I even got paid! Oh my God I can't believe I got paid like for real and not in a "here's some 10 dollars that I had in my purse" way but in a, going to an office and signing something that says that I legally literally seriously got paid like for real this is so cool. And it was 100 dollars, I've never been paid this much before! I'm so happy.
But I need to get back to work and make reasons why I should stay and why they should promote my stuff more, so I can get more classes to do, I will make a nice PowerPoint presentation with a nice color palette like light pink and cream.
I feel like I'm beginning to shine.

No. 2002766

>>2002564
Me too, my younger cousin came to my house last weekend and get told me how much he loved knowing about random superhero/comic book facts and i told him I had some comica from way back when the spider verse thing was just becoming a thing on the comics, i showed them to him, i read them and i realized how much i love reading all those silly stories and then he read them and i felt so happy, i know i shouldn't because we are family and stuff but it's just so great to feel "not alone"

No. 2002770

>>2002738
>>2002736
>>2002723
thank you nonnas, if she didnt laugh im gald you all did

No. 2002771

>>2002746
i‘m happy for you anon, it sounded like you had it rough and i hope it will keep getting better.

No. 2002954

I work in a job that entails like 8 hours of walking a day and I've only just now started developing noticeable (to me) muscle on my thighs and calves and I've been at this place a little over a year. It's crazy how I don't look totally skinny fat anymore, like you can tell I'm kind of active. So far it's my favorite development of the year at the moment.

No. 2002989

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>>2002954
walking even a little every day is exponentially better than being completely sedentary. doing it for your job is a game changer, even if visual results arent too obvious.

No. 2003006

i worked today and i need to clean my house but i don't feel like it, but i will.

No. 2003050

I told my cat that if she chews through the charging cord for my guberment laptop then that's destruction of guberment property and that I will go to jail so she better not. That's not true but she's a cat so she doesn't know that and it's okay to lie for the greater good.

No. 2003059


No. 2003214

I recently started sewing and I made a bunch of pillows, then a tote with unfinished edges on the inside, and now a finished edges tote. I fucked up on the pattern though but I made it work, will try following the pattern next time. My lines are getting straighter

No. 2003651

I was watching a youtube video about Around the World in 80 Days, only ever saw the Jackie Chan version, but I didn't know Aouda was a character and it's kinda shitty that most modern adaptations cut her character because of "white savior nonsense" but ignore the fact that the white man litteraly helped end the real life vile practice that people were still doing/attempting at the time, and SHE proposed to Fogg at the end!
Like damn, modern versions won't let girlie have her hot gentleman husbando!
The 1956 film cast a much older actor for Fogg but 1989 miniseries knew what was up at least.
The practice was Sati, widows being burned onntheir dead husband'sfuneral pyre, which the prevention act for was made the year the serial version of the novel was published/took place but of course it's somehow still a thing…

No. 2003728

>>2002954
what do you do for work?

No. 2003742

In front of me in public transport sits a stinky, fat literal neckbeard who reads yuri manwha. Now he's standing up and his boxers are visible kek.

No. 2003743

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god when will this phase out already? it’s already been two weeks, just let it die and move on to another topic already.(then stop posting stuff like this to bait the conversation)

No. 2003746

>>2003743
Kek. It's either men or fandom shit nowadays nonna

No. 2003747

>>2003743
/ot/ has been a wasteland since the fujochan tourists found lc

No. 2003753

>>2003743
you have the bechdel thread and you can hide threads. I dont understand anons that get pissed anons talk about things they dislike. Also, why dont you make those threads yourself?

No. 2003755

>>2002954
Nice! If you up your protein intake even a little, you'll get even faster gains. Walking is such good exercise, it even decreases your risk of osteoporosis.

No. 2003756

>>2003747
DA I remember a friend who used fjc told me it suffered several setbacks
>malware deleted an entire board's images
>raided once and archives got deleted
>owner got covid and was in the hospital for over a month
>raided again and months of archives deleted
That poor site has suffered so much kek.

No. 2003759

>>2003756
I understand why they’d prefer moving here when that ib is such a failure but I wish they would at least integrate better

No. 2003762

>>2003747
fujochan has like 5 active users, I don't think anyone is discovering lolcow from an ib that popped up 2 years ago and gets 2 new posts a day

No. 2003773

>>2003756
>>2003762
i stopped going there when they shut down the shota board. so fucking lame(baiting)

No. 2003779

>>2003747
it's always been a wasteland.
>inb4newfag
Been here since the beginning

No. 2003782

>>2003779
>it's always been a wasteland
No it hasnt

No. 2003784

>>2003743
Wrong thread, also learn to hide retard.

No. 2003786

>>2003782
nta but yes it has. Do you not remember when the personalityfags used to roam freely and rancefag posted her nudes? it used to be worse. Some anons are just angry anons want to talk about things they dislike because they feel entitled over what is posted.

No. 2003790

>>2003786
Rancefag only cropped up in the last few years, is that really as far back as your time on /ot/ goes?

No. 2003793

I just dreamt that i was a twitch streamer and had an infight with someone in my internet provider company because her husbando was Lord Farquaad and she was was upset i called him ugly. This is such a random dream, makes me sound like i don't have a life outside lolcow kek.

No. 2003804

>>2003790
i have been here since 2018. I dont miss old lolcow, i think it's better now honestly.

No. 2003808

>>2003743
Off-topic for this thread, but I agree with you nonna

No. 2003809

>>2003773
Kys pedo(alogging)

No. 2003814

>>2003786
The rancefag thing happened like a year ago, that's not even old lolcow

No. 2003815

>>2003782
Anyone was allowed to post during the early years so please.

No. 2003817

>>2003814
anons were complaining about the new threads they dislike that were made after that though

No. 2003818

>>2003743
This is OT and better suited for the vent thread. I do agree though, LC has been like this for a few years, cause of course a women only spaces still has to be about men. Anons get super triggered when you say you're not interested in talking about men though. Unironically I do find that even social media sites are less male focused and it's pushing me away from lolcow.

No. 2003820

>>2003817
No? No particular threads were mentioned.

No. 2003822

>>2003820
its very obvious anon is complaining about the ugly man psyop thread. That same anon also goes on meta to ask for it to be closed down.
>inb4 how do you know its her
she spergs about the same thing over and over like a broken clock

No. 2003826

>>2003822
So this is just you making assumptions to start an infight. K.

No. 2003829

>>2003743
Men and their dicks ain't THAT interesting, like I get they're infuriating but holy shit there HAS to be another topic besides men! I would feel embarrassed to let them ruminate my mind for that long
>>2003822
That thread is boring as hell

No. 2003830

>>2003753
I don't get it either. There are plenty of non moid focused threads. I will say the infighting has been worse but it's literally over anything an everything.

No. 2003831

>>2003743
I admit that i have almost anything i'm not interested in hidden but even it's kinda dead here i don't get people like you who complain about this. Moids are horrible yeah but we are social creatures it's normal to have stuff about them specially when they are at least 50% of a woman's problems, also doesn't help that the retarded baiting moid whines about it too. The other threads are always up anyway.(stop derailing mundane about moids just because you think it's dead)

No. 2003833

>>2003809
Seethe(infighting)

No. 2003835

>>2003804
>since 2018
No one believes you.

No. 2003836

>>2003830
But men usually get talked about even if the thread topic itself isn't about men. It's not about threads but about the discussions in threads. Even in the bechdel thread anons have mentioned men, which kinda just shows that anons will always find a way to insert men into something.

No. 2003838

>>2003804
2018 is not old lolcow kek

No. 2003840

>>2003822
Nah, you're forgetting that there are other active retards.

No. 2003841

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>>2003820
OP was talking about the ugly man psyop thread, hence the "two weeks".
Funny how these "you talk too much about men" posts always pop up when anons make fun about pathetic moids or talk about their violence. Never when it's about stupid nigel talk, then it's fine. Also funny how these anons never bump the threads they like or older threads and just complain instead.

No. 2003842

>>2003762
They all moved here kek

No. 2003844

>>2003833
Second anon telling you to kys(alogging)

No. 2003845

>>2003841
>Never when it's about stupid nigel talk, then it's fine.
Nta I actually do see people complaining about this all the time as well

No. 2003848

>>2003830
i feel like anons who complain about other anons talking about stuff they dislike are boring as fuck themselves and are just angry no one wants to respond to their boring posts. If she was interesting she would make the /ot/ threads she wants. You can tell they are newfags too because lolcow has a history of lusting after ugly scrotes like the borzoi guy and paul dano, it's nothing new, the only difference is that now anons are raising their standards.

No. 2003850

>>2003773
Liking that makes you a cow

No. 2003852

>>2003836
Rip the anon who mentioned Jesus by mistake

No. 2003853

>>2003831
>erm actually men are 50% of the world we shouldnt ignore them!
You are obnoxious(infighting)

No. 2003854

>>2003853
why are you here and not the bechdel test thread nonny, you are talking about moids when you could be talking about ermm ummm food i guess

No. 2003855

>>2003850
Boohoo cry about it, i can freely talk about it in the fujo threads so I dont care what you twitterfags have to say about it

No. 2003856

>>2003833
Third anon telling you to kys(alogging)

No. 2003861

>>2003848
>You can tell they are newfags too because lolcow has a history of lusting after ugly scrotes like the borzoi guy and paul dano,
That only happened during the pandemic though, lots of people complained about anons that lusted over these mofos even back then. The "we talk about men too much" thing has been a thing everyone repeats once a month, I just ignore it all tbh

No. 2003862

>>2003743
Even you're still indirectly complaining about men. get a hobby pls

No. 2003864

>>2003848
Danotards and other ugly scrote worshippers were always mocked here especially when you retards would spam them all over /ot/ when no one wanted it

No. 2003865

>>2003855
Why are you so annoyed at being called a cow? Lol

No. 2003867


No. 2003870

>>2003848
>If she was interesting she would make the /ot/ threads she wants.
The threads that do get bumped get quickly buried down by fandom threads

No. 2003872

>>2003853
You're a retard. I'm not mentioning they're 50% of the world but the fact that they have a lot of bad influence on a woman's life no matter how much one tries to avoid them at some point too. Go fight somewhere else.

No. 2003876

>>2003867
You can't publicly and openly say you like that shit and then not take the heat for it when people find it gross

No. 2003878

>>2003833
Fourth anon telling you to kys(alogging)

No. 2003880

>>2003867
Aww… look at how the poor disgusting pedo freak is camping here to reply to the anons laughing at her for being a cow, kek

No. 2003884

>>2003841
Anons literally say they don't like Nigel talk all the time. Like a week ago a thread about good men was made and everyone called OP a retard.

No. 2003885

>>2003878
See >>2003833(derailing)

No. 2003886

>>2003845
Yeah and it's the manhate anons themselves kek.

No. 2003887

>>2003864
dont bump me with those fags i would never simp for an ugly post wall scrote

No. 2003890

Report the shota personalityfag so they can stop being retarded please

No. 2003891

>>2003885
Based fujostacy dont listen to these twitterfags(derailing)

No. 2003894

>>2003887
Some posts simple are not about you

No. 2003895

Guys …this is mundane shit

No. 2003896

>>2003891
>anti-fujo psyop to lump pedos with us sane fujos
We don’t want her either

No. 2003897

>>2003891
Cringe

No. 2003901

Fujos and shotastacies run LC whether you like it or not(derailing)

No. 2003903

What I just don't get is how anons can't fathom the idea that some farmers don't like men and so they're not interested in making them a topic. Like even saying that you're not interested in discussing men and that you wish there were more topics (not that you're waiting for other anons to stop talking about them) will get people mad here I know because it's literally happened to me it's so fucking weird. Some of us have simply decentered men.

No. 2003904

>>2003743
am OP, didn’t expect to get any responses and was expecting to get shat on just because i didn’t like a thread KEK. just want dumbass shit thread back so bad it aches in my bones

No. 2003905

>>2003901
What about lolicons? They're your brothers after all.

No. 2003907

>>2003903
but you have an entire thread for that

No. 2003909

>>2003905
nta and i dont like shota but men commit 98% of rapes they will never be on the same level as women with shit taste

No. 2003910

>>2003907
And anons have multiple threads about men but even the threads not about men frequently have discussions about men.

No. 2003912

>>2003905
kek
>>2003909
shotafags still deserve to get bullied here for being degenerate freaks

No. 2003913

>>2003910
thats how freedom of speech works, yeah.

No. 2003914

>>2003912
sure, but they arent on the same level as men and never will

No. 2003915

>>2003913
Freedom of speech doesn't protect you from people disagreeing with you.

No. 2003918

>>2003909
Obviously not. But online both shotacons and lolicons share the same circles together, They should be fine with each other

No. 2003920

This is why I hate them freaks, every time fujos get in numbers pedo shit comes next, rotten individuals(fujosperging outside containment)

No. 2003921

>>2003915
you can disagree with it, and i can call you entitled if i want to, thats how it works. I think you are being entitled.

No. 2003922

>>2003904
I don't get everyone complaining about dumbass shit being gone when they can just use the bechdel thread. It's like dumbass shit with the bonus of being the least phallocentric thread on /ot/

No. 2003923

>>2003918
>But online both shotacons and lolicons share the same circles together
they really dont.

No. 2003924

>>2003915
Samefag but it's just like, at least have consistent logic about it if you're going to keep using the "but there's the bechdel thread!" argument.

No. 2003925

>>2003912
That will never put them on the same level as men

No. 2003926

>>2003920
N-nonnie, don’t fall for the anti-fujo psyop. I masturbate to grown anime men anally fucking each other only!

No. 2003929

>>2003927
what do you like to talk about nonny, food? tell me your interesting thoughts instead of complaining

No. 2003930

>>2003903
>>2003904
they basically resort to these 5 copes every time
>ummm just go to your containment zone despite a majority of male whorship being relegated to containment zones first because husbandofags never shut the fuck up about men
>you want women to talk about something beyond their sexual tastes in men 70% of the time? thats misogynistic you must be a troon, WE'RE ACTUALLY TALKING ABT MALE VIOLENCE 20% OF THE TIME TOO!
>you must be a MALE if you dont want to talk abt sexualizing men a majority of the time, ILL SCARE AWAY MEN BY POSTING THEIR WORST FEAR, PORN posts a yaoi doujin cover abt a trap being raped that gay men love
>you dont want a rare female exclusive space to be treated like a therapy clinic for heterosexual women? YOU WANT WOMEN TO BE ISOLATED AND ABUSED!
>your threads not about men arent popular sweaty EVER WONDER WHY IT MUST BE BECAUSE YOUR A LAME AND NOT BECAUSE NEWER ANONS ONLY BUMP AND ENGAGE WITH MOID CENTERED THREADS? camps and posts 40 posts in all the fandom threads about their gacha husbandos and infights with literally everyone that tries to talk about something that isnt yaoi or husbandos

No. 2003931

i dont like how this site is so cow centric(take it to meta)

No. 2003932

>>2003903
It's probably because there are people who are weirdly obsessed with it. You shouldn't feel attacked at all by some anons that don't share that idea and as someone who avoids men i don't get how you get feel annoyed by anyone mentioning them, it's just life, hide the threads, continue talking about your interests, make new threads, no issue.
The only real issue i can understand is when anons mention men in the bechedel thread even if sometimes it's stupid, that's it, but i don't blame them too much because some feel like they're just nostalgic about the dumbass shit thread and try to use it as such. I'm stopping here for the derail though.

No. 2003934

>>2003930
Kek too accurate

No. 2003938

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>>2003784
Ratio’d like fucking hell, cockfag. There are many anons who are tired of those threads that are still male-centered even if they are critical of them. There’s a difference of hiding threads and a few threads basically ruining the entire entire board making the rest of it unusable. It wasn’t like this a few years ago, jfc what happened? Just make a /fujo/ for the fujos and move the fujo threads to that board and then move ugly man psyop to /2X/. Problem solved, but they will never listen because the jannies have created all of those threads. They never listen. Fuck the tranjans

No. 2003940

>>2003938
make your own imageboard simple as

No. 2003941

>>2003923
>>2003773
Every thread you come in, talk about shotas unprompted, and then get pissed when other people don't agree with this shit. You really are a personality fag

No. 2003942

>>2003931
Then don’t visit lolcow.farm? The fuck did you expect? Lol

No. 2003943

>>2003931
Go back to crystal cafe then

No. 2003944

>>2003941
i am not the shotafag i just dont think its fair to compare women with shit taste to rapist scrotes. Women tend to be into fucked up shit like abusive husbandos anyways, i think most women just have bottom tier taste.

No. 2003945

>>2003940
>stop suggesting and demanding things you want for things to change!!

people like you shouldn’t vote or have rights, srsly

No. 2003947

>>2003942
>>2003943
no, i want this site to be only about what i want to talk about. No cow talk.(derailing)

No. 2003948

At this point the shota shit should be regarded as bait and should be banned off the site. It always makes anons infight for hours.

No. 2003949

>>2003930
>you dont want a rare female exclusive space to be treated like a therapy clinic for heterosexual women?
Heterosexual are the majority, you fake dyke. If you don't like us talking about stuff 90% of women talk about you might as well go back

No. 2003950

>>2003947
When did you first start using this site? Out of curiosity

No. 2003952

>>2003947
Ok retard

No. 2003954

>>2003950
i was obviously making fun of >>2003938

No. 2003955

>>2003922
bechdel test is boring and doesn’t have the magic that dumbass shit thread had. dumbass shit thread was the place that made your dreams come true, bechdel test is like your parents saying them taking you to the park is the same as taking you to disney world.

No. 2003956

>>2003941
>unprompted
You are retarded.

No. 2003957

>>2003954
>I was pretending to be retarded

No. 2003959

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Anyway to get this thread back on topic, I've been dedicating more time to engaging in hobby spaces and it's really nice. If you have female hobbies it's pretty easy to make virtual connections (even if you may have to interact with a gendie, but I'm not super disgusted by them and I can tolerate the female ones. I can typically avoid gender convos). Even if you have a male hobby (e.g coding) you can usually find little pockets of female communities. I took a pottery class a few months ago and I really desperately need to schedule another because i really loved all the people I met there. I may buy some clay myself and practice at home in the meantime

No. 2003963

>>2003956
You literally bring it up here out of nowhere though >>2003773

No. 2003964

>>2003959
stop deleting and reposting, no1currs right now we’re busy infighting

No. 2003967

>>2003955
Bechdel is one lame ass thread and I don't even like talking about moids neither, it's just lame. The fall of dumbass shit will forever haunt this board

No. 2003968

>>2003959
i envy you, all my hobbies are scrote shit so its hard to find female friends

No. 2003970

>>2003959
Pottery is so relaxing and having a practical and beautiful end product at the end is always so rewarding…I wish I had more free time to get back into hobbies

No. 2003974

>wah wah you guys talk too much about men
>redirect them to thread where its forbiden to talk about moids
>that thread is lame and boring anyways
you guys are just whiny babies, go take a nap

No. 2003975

>>2003963
In relation to the conversation about fujochan. I wonder how you manage to eat and shit properly when your mentally deficient that you cant follow a basic conversation.

No. 2003978

>>2003964
I reposted it once to add something. You sound like a newfag.

No. 2003983

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>>2003968
I feel like it's easier if you have creative hobbies. I'm not sure why but I find that creative hobbies are super female dominated, and the one if the ones I'm into (crochet) even say that they get annoyed with men posting their work to get asspats for being dudes that crochet kek.

No. 2003986

>>2003959
These are really cute, I want to do some clay crafts now! Would varnish etc work for decorative craft clay pieces to make them shiny? The ones in the pic are probably ceramics right?

No. 2003989

>>2003967
>”no talking about scrotes tehee here’s our rule!! ermm no talking about that even though the topic you mentioned just happens to mention someone male by coincidence
>cringey redtext banhammer
>meanwhile most of the threads being centered around trannies and what scrotes are fuckable like its /g/ 2.0 electric boogaloo

it’s such a slap to the face to people who enjoyed that thread and kept it alive, it was pretty much an /ot/ classic which makes it even more retarded to let it go to waste. i’m telling you they want to kill this website soon

No. 2003992

>>2003954
It was hilarious to see how anons can't connect the dots.
>>2003983
Nta but crotchet is so cute, i hope i can get into it this year even if i fear wasting money.

No. 2003996

>>2003975
You don't need to post about your fetish every time fujochan is mentioned. You shouldn't talk about at all actually, it's a retarded one and it doesn't make you look as "based" as you think you look. Keep popping those veins over your shota shit being bashed around by other anons though, it's such a good look

No. 2004002

>>2003996
can you shut up too? go take it to the fujosperging thread we were moving out of the infighting already. just report and move on.

No. 2004003

>>2003986
Idk honestly, I'm not familiar with varnish. I know in pottery there's clear glaze and when I used to make polymer clay charms when I was young I would use an air-dry clear glaze from Sculpey.
>>2003992
Depending on wear you live, you might be able to get yarn and a hook for pretty cheap. I'm in the US and the first ball of yarn I got was from Walmart, it was like a dollar and some change.

No. 2004011

>>2003922
I don't use it because it was born from a massive infighting antifujo sperg. The fact that admins decided to let this open but banish the dumbass/retarded shit threads speak more than any words could.

No. 2004014

>>2003996
No one said anything about being “based”, stop projecting onto me you antifujo sperg and fuck off back to the containment

No. 2004016

>>2004011
>They won't pander to my yaoi antics
Ok? Then don't use it

No. 2004018

>>2004014
I'm not even an antifujo, I despise shotafags and their retarded bait every single thread where they open their mouth. This shit happens constantly.

No. 2004021

>>2004016
They cater to derailers and infighters who literally admitted that they made it their mission to shit up the dumbass shit thread and they succeeded.

No. 2004025

>>2004022
Literally no1currs

No. 2004027

Shotas are cute(baiting)

No. 2004028

I just Draven for the time in like a week in League ARAM. Like time I played him I got a quadrakill. League gods blessing me.

No. 2004032

>>2004021
Am I being gaslighted? The bechdel test thread is so literally whatever, might as well be the grandma zone. Good for them for having a place to talk without even Jesus being able to be mentioned though

No. 2004034

drawing and driking coffee, the small pleasures of life

No. 2004037

>>2003938
You are recognizable by your filenames. It's actually funny how bad you keep trying to blend in.

No. 2004040

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>>2004027
>>2004022
Why do you keep deleting?

No. 2004043

>>2004037
>Filename is literally just IMG_123
NTA stop being schizo

No. 2004044

>>2004037
nta but I’m curious who you think that anon is. that’s just the automatic iphone file name

No. 2004049

>>2004032
The bechdel thread split off from the dumbass shit thread after they had a massive shitfit over nonnas posting things they didn't like, and then they didn't even use it and continued to use dumbass shit after the split because they weren't getting enough attention in their special thread. Despite whining about other anons, they themselves had nothing interesting to say. It only got a bump of activity now because the other thread was autosaged

No. 2004050

>>2004040
It’s a relentless baiter so farmhands are probably deleting their baits. Stop giving them attention

No. 2004056

>>2004040
Probably posted with the wrong vpn ip kek.

No. 2004057

>>2004032
The thread was made just because for months anons were saying they didn't like all the discussions about men for months. It just happened to be made during a fujo fight so now some anons feel personally targeted by it and have a hateboner

No. 2004070

MUNDANE SHIT UP THIS THREAD NOW
Yesterday I was reading through a book I haven't read since high school and I found the typo "qickly" underlined in my own pen. It made me chuckle a little.

No. 2004075

>>2004057
This is just straight up a lie. The day long sperging over fujos/3d moids being posted was the start of serious complaints on meta.

No. 2004078

>>2004075
Anons has been saying they were tired of talking about men for a long time.

No. 2004080

>>2004078
repeating the lie won't make it true

No. 2004086

>>2004057
This is the actual version of what I remember too. Sucks that fujos will not integrate with the rest of the other women in /ot/ and have a hateboner for such a silly dumb thread like the bechdel test one just because it doesn't include anime men. Like come on don't be an nlog, you'll always be welcomed to join whenever you like the thread or not. I don't hate fujos.

No. 2004093

>>2004080
Lmao ok. That thread is less than a year old and I know for a fact tgat anons have said they're tired of male discussions for moooonnths before that.

No. 2004099

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I'm trying to do this online course about farming but it's so fucking boring. It also has lots of questions about your own farm and I don't have one so I just look up stuff online from some farms website (which is made really badly btw lmao).

No. 2004100

>>2004070
I'm watching sewing vlogs after a big cup of tea. S'cozy.

No. 2004122

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I want to finish my book but I can’t focus.

No. 2004126

>>2004122
Are you writing or reading?

No. 2004338

yesterday I discovered that you can make garlic sauce from sour cream and garlic (stonks)

and today I cleaned a window with one of these magnet window cleaning tools and fuck, the fastest window cleaning in my life 10/10

No. 2004340

>>2003992
Crochet is so cheap and easy. Hell, if you're really broke, you can even whittle/carve a crochet hook out of a stick with no experience. It's that easy. But also, a crochet hook and a bundle of the cheapest yarn is like $4.

No. 2004386

Continued derailing about meta comments/moids will result in very long bans/deleted posts. This is the MUNDANE thread, post MUNDANE things.

No. 2004397

i will be avoiding all bans and making my posts after mods finish their power trip(not mundane)

No. 2004406

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>>2004397
Not as funny as the original(not mundane)

No. 2004408

Had a fly land on me and wash her hands, glad it was me, lil fly.

No. 2004411

>>2004340
Nta but yarn really adds up quickly in a project. You can't do much with 1 skein and once you get the hang of it you can go through projects pretty quickly (and acrylic yarn isn't always the best choice for project you want to wear imo).

No. 2004428

I booked an appointment at a hairdresser I've never been to before, I'm scared.

No. 2004429

I'm so sleepy after work, it was too hot again and it's not going to rain any sooner I'm summoning rain by saying that it definitely won't rain so I'm proven wrong because nature loves being contrarian

No. 2004490

I'm having such an amazing day for some reason
Sometimes I'll get bursts of happiness and fkin love life

No. 2004500

>>2004411
For someone that's just starting though, they don't need a bunch of yarn.

No. 2004511

>>2004428
Just talk about exactly what you want. I had a hair dresser cut my hair too long when i wanted it above my ears. i made him give me an undercut and keep the sides long. You gotta speak up sometimes. i wasnt paying $50 to not get the cut I wanted.

No. 2004566

>>2004408
I find flys gross and annoying but it is p cute when they groom themselves

No. 2004568

so what qualifies as mundane

No. 2004705

This song from my cows has unironically been stuck in my head all day. Bitches hating on me, I just wanna be a wiiife….

No. 2004732

Saw a very pretty person at Publix. It made my day better

No. 2004747

>>2004411
I'm going to be frank here, by responding to me, you're teaching your grandmother to suck eggs. She's a beginner who's never even tried crochet. Starting out with cheap Walmart acrylic yarn so she can practice making a scarf shouldn't break the bank, it's an introduction so if she decides she hates it and gives up, she's only spent $10. If she likes it, then she can decide to make a sweater from hand dyed cashmere.

No. 2004758

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I'm so bored and lonely. But everyone pisses me off so I hate socializing. But I'm still lonely. How paradoxical

No. 2004762

I don't believe in ghosts.

No. 2004764

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kind of annoying when people repost my edits/translations without credit on twitter but at the same time I don't want to act like someone else's art I'm editing is my own, so I don't do anything about it

No. 2004766

>>2004758
Not to make it awkward but, are you a porn addict by any chance?(baiting)

No. 2004767

>>2004766
nta but what the fuck kind of out of left field response is that? how is porn even related…

No. 2004771

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I just found out that Steve Jobs wasn't gay. I feel like I've been flipped into a Berenstein bears/Berenstain bears type parallel universe. I have a vivid memory of being in 7th grade English class (shortly after Steve Jobs died) and the teacher having us watch some sort of Ted talk thing about his life with an associated print out worksheet, and learning about him being one of the first "out" gay entrepreneurs of that level, the difficulties he had hiding his sexuality for so long as he built his career, etc. Ever since then, for 13 years, I have believed Steve Jobs was homosexual. I was always like, "it's kind of nice so many people idolize him even though he was gay, maybe times really are different now." and somehow gave me a little faith in humanity.

Today I saw an article mention his wife, and I was like "what? I didn't know he was in a beard/lavender marriage" which eventually led to me googling "steve jobs gay?" and only coming up with 16 year old reddit shitposts from Microsoft fanboys trying to dunk on him.

I'm not ready to give up Gay Steve Jobs. Gay Steve Jobs made the world seem a little kinder. I also realized I had thought he died of colon cancer… it was pancreatic.

No. 2004792

>>2004771
Tim Cook is the gay one

No. 2004816

>>2000351
late but i've just been watching random "exercise with me" videos. i try to follow along with the ones that don't require you lay down, because i can't lay down on the floor either kek

No. 2004915

>>2004771
Did you seriously memory holed the fact that he named the apple Liza after his daughter?

No. 2004975

>>2004915
Nta but I didn't know about that either, maybe it's not very common knowledge.

No. 2004990

I have a project to work on but I'm too braindead and lazy to do it. I ruined my sleep schedule and I sleep at day and wake up at night, which is usually whatever, but recently it started giving me horrible headaches and nausea that even pandol, that usually works for it, doesn't help. And I feel tired and sleepy all day and unable to do anything. I tried caffeine and moving around but it only helps temporarily. I also started getting these headaches, nausea and gas when I'm hungry for some reason, and it goes away after I eat. I at least achieved something by applying to some companies for my internship/coop summer training. I still have some more to apply to and the project I didn't work on. I want to have a shower as well but I'm too braindead to find motivation for it. I don't want to disappoint my teammates by not doing my part of the project though, they were nice and worked on the majority of another one when I couldn't help because I was busy with my senior project, and they excused me and didn't give me a hard time for not working as much as them. Now I'm done with my senior project, I want to work on this other project and pull my weight in it, but my body and brain decided to go against me I guess. Gonna brush my teeth, look at my husbando, and sleep for 10 hours and hope for the best.

No. 2005053

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>A nest of kittens get dumped in our neighbourhood
>Dad finds one in front of our home, wants to keep it
>Now we have a cat we didn't ask for
>Cat dragged in a dead bird for the first time today
>Mom says she wishes it caught mice instead
>I tell my mom it's pretty common for people to keep cats exclusively indoors because they kill a lot of garden birds
You know what she said kek
>"I'll never understand that people care more about cats killing birds than doctors killing unborn babies and the elderly"
Absurdist Christian mom thought patterns 101

No. 2005067

>>2005053
She’s a poet!!

No. 2005071

>>2005053
I mean I agree w her. Its okay to value Human life over animal life and if you claim you don't, but still eat meat then you're a hypocrite.

No. 2005078

>>2005071
Not only do I eat meat, I don't think it's immoral to eat a human infant.

No. 2005082

>>2005071
She was talking about abortion and euthanasia anon, not human life in general. I don't know about you but I'm pro-choice (my mom is staunchly pro-life and thinks it shoudn't be allowed in any scenario, no exceptions) and euthanasia is already extremely restricted.

But I moreso meant the absurd jump from a mundane conversation about a dead bird to talking about the ethics of abortion and euthanasia, it's not an either/or thing.

No. 2005086

>>2005071
That's not the point. The conversation is about the dangers cats bring to wild birds. Abortion or doctors has absolutely nothing to do with that conversation. You can't just randomly bring it up like an autist with no social skills or a low iq tard.

No. 2005087

>>2005053
Reminds of that one conversation here where picky eaters were being discussed and somebody brought up fujos for absolutely no reason at all.

No. 2005127

I'm stuck at my job not doing anything because of IT issues, I almost regret deleting my gacha game apps because I'm bored.

No. 2005341

Sometimes I remember I have one follicle on my chin that grows thicker and longer than the others. Friends may come and go, but single long chin hair always grows back. It's a strangely comforting thought.

No. 2005342

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>wow, finally a free day after weeks of nothing but working, studying and sleeping! Time to do all those tasks I wanted to finish for a long time
>end up sleeping half of the day and lazying around the rest
Rip, I will never be a girlboss like this.

No. 2005343

>>2005341
I have the opposite I'm brown with an albino hair on my leg

No. 2005386

Do you ever just lay on your bed with your arms down, just for a few minutes? I can feel my elbows thanking me for letting them rest.

No. 2005392

I overate and now I'm very uncomfortable ouchhh my stomach

No. 2005435

Somebody tried to scam me by phone and mail and I wanted to report it since it looked convincing enough for tech illiterate people to fall for it, but apparently you can only report this kind of stuff if you're a victim.

No. 2005446

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They made men (from gay porn) a thing in real life(autism)

No. 2005453

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>>2005446
There's another one? It's fucking bald

No. 2005475

>>2005446
>They made men (from gay porn) a thing in real life
>images a serial killer or a schizo would take
>cant see shit
??? huh?

No. 2005525

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I'm gonna take a one hour nap, but you guys need to pinky promise you'll wake me up

No. 2005540

>>2005525
I pinky promise, nonette

No. 2005612

>>2005525
wakey wakey nona

No. 2005619

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>>2005525
Wake up anon! You need to wake up already!

No. 2005684

>>2005612
>>2005619
I'm up niw
>1 hour ago
Well jeez how long did I sleep

No. 2005963

>>2005053
Kek, she's describing me. I care more about the safety of the kitties and birds

No. 2005978

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Tried to post something on LC and got a banned page from a post I made months ago. The ban has now expired but I guess I never got it till now because I'm posting with a dynamic IP on my router. It was for a stupid reason too, basically posting in all caps in the vent thread because I was angry at something. I saw the appeal text box was still open so I told the mods to stop being such uptight faggots. I hope they receive it and read my angry message. FUCK THEM MODS.

No. 2006030

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Does anyone else get stared at by mtf trannies? This happened three times already. I live in a very liberal, progressive city so I’ve been seeing them pop up everyday now.
I can’t tell if they’re into me or if they’re just trying to take notes on how to larp as women better. I don’t care that much, but it’s kind of odd to get this kind of attention from a group that I shit talk all the time online.

No. 2006036

>>2006030
They sense that you're a terf

No. 2006536

I maxed out the number of tabs you can have on Safari 1000 total, 500 private and normal, if you’re wondering and had to download another browser for my tabs to spill over into. Usually I can’t take it anymore at around 600 tabs and take a week to comb through them deciding what to archive, read once and toss, or skip. I have to get this shit under control, but it’s taking me like 2 weeks now and I keep making more tabs kek. Anyone have this struggle?

>>2006030
Twice now I have seen trannies in stores watching me and following me between aisles. I avoid eye contact with them and casually try to move to another area and I think they notice and desperately want to be either validated or to pick a fight

No. 2006540

>>2006536
Why don't you use bookmarks? Isn't that literally what bookmarks are for? To find things later if you decide you want to read it. Some browsers even let you sort bookmarks into different categories and folders.

No. 2006550

>>2006540
Because if I can’t immediately see it it doesn’t exist reeeee

No. 2006568

>>2006536
KEK I do this albeit to a smaller extent on my phone browser. I have 46 tabs open right now

No. 2006578

>>2006568
Oh those are just the ones on my phone. I probably have another 100-200 on my laptop. I like to live life on the edge. A few times the browser has crashed and not been able to retrieve the tab history. I am absolutely devastated for like 10 mins and then feel such a huge relief from the lightened burden.

Sometimes when I’m going through the tabs and I reach the older ones, the links or videos had gotten taken down at some point. That makes me really sad.

No. 2006602

my dad keeps pressuring me to change my name for a really stupid reason, but honestly i might actually do it because my full name is extremely uncommon and i dont like that. i dont know how to pick a new name though…

No. 2006623

>>2006550
Readwise reader

No. 2006625

just had to relocate a giant spider in my office sink. it was terrifying, a huge fucker but no one else was in the office and i needed the sink. he was too big to go down the drain and honestly i felt bad and didnt want to kill it (and i dont want to risk making it rain tomorrow because i have outdoor plans) so i trapped it in a cup and used a piece of thick cardboard underneath and just threw the entire thing into a bush

No. 2006756

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>>2006030
Happened to me just earlier:
>rare day where I wore a sundress that emphasises my hourglass figure
>waiting at bus stop
>a wild bonerattler tranny appears, wearing this type of outfit, sporting a bulge and giant adam's apple
>he keeps glancing over at me and then crosses his arms
>keeps arms crossed and gaze to the ground even after we get into the bus 10 minutes later
Fucking kek, I love giving trannies dysphoria

No. 2006780

I am staying at my brother's for the weekend. He is currently out with his friends. A guy rang the doorbell, he was younger than me and a bit cute. I thought he was lost but he told me he was moving out of the building and he's got eggs and a bell pepper that he hasn't used so he's going around to see if anyone wants them. I took them because I am an idiot. After I closed the door, I noticed the top two buttons of my pants were undone. I am really embarrassed, but I'm never going to see him again so it's fine I guess. Also, my brother hates bell pepper.

>>2006602
I hate how small the world is but I can't just move far away so I wanted to cut ties with my past by changing my name to my mother's maiden name. But one of my relatives on that side had the brilliant idea of becoming famous and it's a very specific regional name that few people have, so people would immediately wonder. I don't want to be threatened so I have to stick with my father's name and all the cringy shit I did under it. Well at least it spares me the effort of having to spell my name all the time and having to change my name on all my official documents.

No. 2006785

I'm so annoyed because I put too much bleach in my laundry and now my panties smell like bleach, so I'm attempting to rewash them. And my towels that I already dried also smell strongly of each, but fuck it I need to shower so I'm using one.

No. 2006788

>>2006030
I'm so glad trannies don't exist in my country during daytime, I haven't seen the first tranny outside while doing the usual stuff like going to the groceries store or whatever.
At night I know there's tranny prostitutes because moids love to throw water at them or paint, but otherwise they're basically non-existent.

No. 2006815

>>2006756
> I wore a sundress that emphasises my hourglass figure
Why does this remind me of that I boobily walked around meme

No. 2006821

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>>2006756
>Sundress
Agp moids are obsessed with them because they want to look like an anime like picrel. Points if it was white kek. I'm also guessing he got the wearing short overalls idea from some anime as well.

No. 2006825

>>2006756
>bone rattling tranny
So they starve themselves because they want a "petite" frame, but even then their pole bodies tell on their male pelvises. So when they look at normal and healthy women, they seethe because they had to starve themselves to look more "feminine" and STILL can't get the sexual dimorphic trait of having a broader pelvis. Crazy how hips alone seems to trigger them.

No. 2006840

>>2006815
Kek I know, it felt incredibly cringe to type out but was relevant to the story

>>2006825
It just makes them look more male because having a chicken neck make their adam's apple poke out even more

No. 2006879

>>2006536
I used to do this with my tabs but in recent years anything more than 100 eats away my computer's memory and crashes.

No. 2006968

I usually get mistaked for being 18-20 and I was sitting next to this kid that was maybe 17 and I gave my seat up for an old man (I was on the outer seat) and the old man asked the kid "is that your mom? are you his mom?" and I was like "no sir you can sit" and he asked it again "are you his mom" and I said "damn sir I'm only 23 I hope I'm not anyones mom" and yep, some people on the train chuckled amusingly but idk lmaoo maybe he really thought I was a mom

No. 2006980

>>2006968
Kekkk this has happened to me when I was babysitting my baby cousin I was shopping in the mall and the cashier gave me a special mother's day discount kek. Got a nice 60$ discount though

No. 2007010

>>2006968
I always assume that sort of thing is negging

No. 2007059

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I made a cardboard cutout of gangsta peter griffin to put on my wall but I took it down because I think it harbours some sort of evil energy. It makes me very uneasy. I tried to write a positive “keep in gangsta” affirmation next to it to spin its connotation but I think I may burn it tomorrow because that didn’t work.

No. 2007063

>>2007059
you just arent ready for gansta peetah yet, you are but a mere nuisance in his presence

No. 2007117

>>2007059
That thing just fuckin looks like Stonetoss.

No. 2007149

>>2006968
Old men love being openly crazy towards women because it’s socially acceptable. He’s negging you to make you feel bad. It’s intentional bullying. I bet you looked better than him.

No. 2007243

>>2007059
Prime example of doing something solely so you can tell other people about it

No. 2007413

Cooking a fatty food after a long day feels nice. I did half of the things i was supposed to do today, and i have energy to finish my schedule too. I am going to relax and watch trailer park boys then get back to work.

No. 2007430

Dave Rowntree, the drummer from blur, liked my comment today after 9 years since it was posted lol

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No. 2007446

>>2007430
CONGRATS!!!

No. 2007507

Damn band shirt quality has really gone down, I compare shit I bought in 2012 and now and the difference is night and day, the most recent I got looks almost transparent, I'm afraid it won't last long.

No. 2007551

Suddenly I have:

>found little kids cute

>found teenagers to be annoying and physically weird looking (mostly the boys)
>senior citizens to be wholesome

Which I have never felt like a year ago. Guess I am officially an adult.

No. 2007570

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I have the house all to myself all weekend. What should I do? I've never been so alone before.

No. 2007581

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>>2007570
I'd do self care stuff and blast music while at it, maybe watch one of my favourite movies, get some healthy snacks… Idk, just be comfy at home enjoying my peaceful solitude.

No. 2007589

>>2007581
God that screenshot takes me back to simpler times

No. 2007655

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A foxglove with a large flower on top like picrel appeared in my garden, apparantly it's called a mutation called pelorism

No. 2007658

>>2007581
OH MY I remember this I even had a myscene Barbie to get along with it

No. 2007717

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>>2007570
I second anon's idea, self-care while home alone is the best while blasting some music and singing/dancing, I love making silly choreographies for songs when I'm home alone, I also sing loudly and spend most of the day cooking simple stuff and washing my hair properly.
Also taking a nap hits differently when you're home alone.

No. 2007744

I'm a crochet designer and I've been struggling sooo hard with coming up with new designs, but I just had an idea strike me and now I'm so excited! Right in time for the weekend, so I have time too!

No. 2007750

>>2007744
Fellow crochet nonita, what's your next design gonna be? I'm excited for you too!

No. 2007751

>>2007717
This pic is the cutest

No. 2007881

Laying in bed listening to my old playlist and reading old threads, I feel like a teenager again kek. Just the therapy I needed tho, might watch some documentaries and interviews I used to watch later tonight.

No. 2007898

I graduate from high school tomorrow (I'm 18 farmhands) and I've been lurking this website since I was 12. Doesn't feel right

No. 2007900

>>2007898
newfag

No. 2007903

>>2007898
Who is your favorite cow

No. 2007904

>>2007898
I've been active since I was 15. I know how you feel.

No. 2007911

>>2007903
Todokaras, watching her shit unfold in real time was priceless and something under no circumstance I should be nostalgic for

No. 2007914


No. 2007919

Wearing a wig because I got a bad haircut but now I’m just wear my normal hair out because this shit hurts
I can feel my head pulsing
The hair feels heavy too
How do people do this everyday?

No. 2007922

>>2007919
Some people just don't feel the pressure so much. Did you loosen out the elastic part around the temples (if there is any on your wig?)Adjusting that can help.

No. 2007925

I about to make sausage and rice. J have no frozen veggies unfortunately except for cauliflower rice, but I don't really want that right now.

No. 2007933

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>>2007922
I forgot to mention it’s not a normal lace front kind of wig, it’s like pic rel. is that why it hurts more?

No. 2007937

>>2007898
>>2007904
Holy shit that explains a lot..

No. 2007960

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Now why the hell did they do that

No. 2007964

If I took every single mento illness test online what would come out of it? I've had multiple people 'test' themselves online for whatever and then come up to me telling me 'I have so and so because psychcentral told me I do from this 8 question quiz'. I don't have shit to do right now I'm considering it kek.

No. 2007969

>>2007900
newfag at life?

No. 2007971

>>2006788
What country?

No. 2007985

I went out with my mother for lunch, we stared and laughed at people coming in and out of a Total Wine and made up dialogue for said people. We then went inside the Total Wine to see what it was like. Afterwards we shopped at the mall and I bought myself a drip coffee maker.

No. 2007990

>>2007985
that sounds so fun nonna. miss when i could do shit like that with my mom, people watching can a great entertainment

No. 2007998

I fucking love rice with eggs

No. 2008017

saw some sparrows make a nest in my roof and it was just so healing watching birds just do their thing is just nice to watch

No. 2008018

>>2007971
Venezuela, I literally have never seen a tranny irl over here. The first and hopefully only time I've seen a tranny irl was when I was on a trip at the USA, in Texas, at some random mall, it was weird tbh. I thought Texans in particular hated trannies the most?

No. 2008020

>>2006030
>>2006756
>>2006821
Has anyone else ever met a Reddit-tier tranny irl but didn’t have the guts to actually be based and terfpilled to them
My old coworker would say things like “I’m wearing my hair down today so I’m going to be a woman” and bruh it made me seethe so bad, he’d also talk shit about women who would get mad at him when they’d see him in the lady’s room

No. 2008036

>>2008018
Every US state that is known for hating something also has a lot of that thing somewhere. Free country and all that. You can pretty much be a huge freak or whatever here and no one is actually gonna stop you especially if you’re male. Also Texas has Austin which is one of the most liberal cities in the country so if you were there it’s not like the rest of Texas.

No. 2008042

>>2008018
Wish I could say troonism is just a first world country problem but I live in LATAM as well (a small insignificant city at that) and I've seen them pop up from time to time as well

No. 2008053

There was a wind storm and everyone lost electricity, hate that our power grid is held together with duct tape. I was lucky and got it back after only 1 day so I've had friends and coworkers coming over to to charge their phones and sit in the ac. it's kind of fun kek. hopefully they fix it for everyone else here soon
>>2008018
the entire USA is like ground zero for trannies, you will find them even in the most conservative places. Not sure how true it is but I've heard most trannies in LatAm are the abused gay prostitute types, so maybe that's why you haven't run into them. Those exist here too but it's mostly mid/upper class white guys with IT jobs who just watched too much anime

No. 2008062

>>2008053
yeah I don’t like trannies at all but I wish ours were at least the gay ladyboy variety and not the “lesbian” chris chan types

No. 2008160

>>2006030
They're having their illusions shattered by seeing a normal woman existing in public. They can't understand that women aren't porn caricatures. It's a shocking twist to them, because their lives revolve around their fetishes.
>>2008020
Kek I always egg them on endlessly and applaud them so much they feel miserable and incredibly self conscious. Call them 'hon' and 'babe' every time you address them and talk about how they're totally unclockable and nobody would ever mistake them for anything but a true and honest gender of their choice. Assure them endlessly that nobody would ever think their stubble came from a beard, talk about women with beards, confirm that he is a woman who does not have a beard. Set them up with other gendered moids when they beg for a lesbian to date them. Give them really big pronoun pins. Confirm endlessly that nobody sees them as less of a woman/themby just because of their specific masculine features.

No. 2008462

been listening to ldr's breaking my heart (unreleased).mp3 on 0.9x speed

No. 2008466

>>2008462
I'm listening to DRACULO by OTTO VAN SCHIRACH! I'm eating POTATO CHIPS.

No. 2008470

>Cat falls asleep next to me in bed
>Hmmmm… good idea….
>We nap together for 2 hours
Ugh I love her she is my best friend she is my best advisor she is everything to me

No. 2008476

>>2006550
Are you a baby

No. 2008506

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>>2008466
>potato chip

No. 2008510

I just found out trailer park boys is canadian and i feel so dissapointed

No. 2008511

>>2008506
You can have one if you give him a listen (it's objectively horrible)

No. 2008512

>>2008510
It's Nova Scotian actually

No. 2008521

>>2008512
thats still canada isnt it?

No. 2008531

>>2008510
americans finding out they dont own a monopoly on white trash

No. 2008533

>>2008521
Listen I'm not gonna debate the cultural imperialism of the Laurentian elite post 1812 on LC re: former Acadia / unique British dominions but I suggest you do some reading on the material because Ricky would never say he was Canadian proudly

No. 2008587

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just used all my unused covid masks to cover up my face so i could clean out the rotting meat that got left in the fridge at 1am

No. 2008595

>>2008587
That's kind of what masks are used for.

No. 2008611

I was at the farmer’s market looking at plants, when suddenly I hear a shrill yet guttural, alien-sounding voice behind me yell “let me know if you need any help!” And I jumped out of my damn skin because it sounded like a chainsmoking child on crack or something. I turn around very slowly while still gripping a purple basil plant to catch a glimpse of a very small, rotund, purple-wearing TIF with a beard, covered either with lots of little tattoos of cystic body acne, I couldn’t tell which because I didn’t want to hold my gaze long enough to make out details. I nervously laughed (?) and escaped the plant maze as fast as I could. She had really scary energy I can’t describe it

No. 2008616

>>2008595
I feel like some people actually forget people wore masks long before 2020. kek

No. 2008618

>>2008611
tifs are so creepy. I had a TIF uber driver who kept trying to cut me off when I was just confirming my identity to them when getting inside the uber. She was like 'did you choose ride share? cuz this is ride share' I was like "Yes.. I did. " It was so weird. then she went on about how she fixed up some old car that was abandoned in a lake?? Okay

No. 2008672

>>2008616
Seriously, some people are acting like masks didn't exist before the pandemic kek. It shows how there's barely any people allergic to dust out there it seems.

No. 2008683

i can afford the thing but i want it to go on sale because i'm a cheap cheap cheap

No. 2008714

>>2008672
There's countries where outside of a hospital setting you'd never see them. I wondered if they might stick around as an allergy thing afterwards in countries that didn't use them before but now you're just likely to be attacked over it because it became a political thing.

No. 2008760

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I think the most important life lesson I’ve learned to date is from this one time I was in a room with some lady I think at school. I can’t even remember who she was honestly maybe a teacher or vice principle, but she was talking about something informing me and some other people about some kinda important thing, and in the middle of it she ripped a massive loud fart. But you know what she did? She just kept on with her sentence and speech without stuttering or hesitating. Not so much as a slight change of pitch or pause. I sat there trying to focus on her words, feeling gaslighted as I fumbled to try to grasp whether she really just farted or I was hallucinating. Apparently the others in the room felt the same, maybe. To this day I still don’t actually know if she farted. So yeah, needless to say I apply this knowledge to my life in a literal and figurative way every single day.

No. 2008767

Gonna watch Madame web again but on ketamine if I cam type the website

No. 2008815

>>2008760
My fiancé's brother does this and it never fails to confuse the fuck out of me. Like dude it literally sounded like you just shit your pants, why are you continuing talking? Go to the fucking bathroom

No. 2008893

I threw all the ice in my fridges ice tray out so I could wash it, and I'm just now realizing how heartbreaking it is. It's been hours and it's barely made anymore ice, I barely had any for my water. Plus my fridge dispenses two different types of ice, it's gonna take days to remake it all.

No. 2008928

i want popeyes i want it i want it but every time i eat it i get the meat sweats so bad and feel like i'm about to drop dead from sodium overdose.

No. 2008930

>eating while reading
>come across the word "teratoma"
>oh, what's a teratoma
>guess i'd better look it up
Huh.

No. 2008941

>>2008760
Did it smell? Are you sure it wasn't just her chair or something?

No. 2009153

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I just found out there an entire country that won against Disney and now owns mickey mouse. Another piece of useless information to add to my mind.

No. 2009163

>>2009153
thanks for the new fun fact. too bad they can only use it for food, wish paraguay was able to wrestle the copyright away totally to really rub it in disney's face.

No. 2009171

drinking coffee doing my work now but i can't stop thinking about the conversation i had the other day with an old guy at my work. he was asking if i had any dreams and i said i grew out of them long time ago. now i only wish for my mom to love me and for myself to have a wife and even those seem impossible kek. honestly if my mom were to say that she loves me just one time i wouldn't mind repressing and marrying a man just for her. i am turning 27 soon.

No. 2009175

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>>2009163
it must be wild going to the supermarket and buying mickey salt. I am glad you enjoyed the useless fact.

No. 2009198

>>2008760
I grew up in a house with one parent who I never heard fart once. And then one who always farted like I wasn't right next to them.. obnoxious farts that you were expected to pretend just hadn't happened. Can't laugh, can't acknowledge it at all or a foul mood would ensue. Guess which one hit the roof when I just accidentally farted in their presence one time. 2 decades later and I can still remember the wrath that one slip of a fart caused from someone who farted around me nonstop

No. 2009478

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I don't know what's up with my computer that the only games I can play on it are TS2 and TS3 on high settings with minimal lags and no pink soup, but other than that no games more demanding than a VN. I can't even play Minecraft on lowest settings without everything crashing.

No. 2009496

>>2004511
Good news, the hairdressers were very competent with curly hair, for once. We actually talked about how it was a pain in the ass to find tips and correct products for curly hair in here until recently and I got out with exactly what I wanted. The previous hairdresser I went to also did a good job but I couldn't book an appointment with her, she's too busy.

No. 2009665

I counted how many of my mangas are unread and the amount is embarrassing…

No. 2009682

>>2009478
Sounds like your graphic card is fried

No. 2009835

I fucking LOVE cornflakes. They taste like cardboard. What's wrong with me

No. 2009858

>>2009835
I love them too! They taste so corn-y and I love them with sliced bananas!!!

No. 2009863

I'm so sleepy because of the flu, but instead of having husbando dreams I had a dream about the cow song.

No. 2009895

I'm so bored, but I don't wanna do anything cause I'm tired both mentally and physically

No. 2009947

forgot about memorial day. i'm trying to find good games to play for the upcoming 3 day weekend

No. 2010285

Some months ago i was going through a thread i don't normally check and i noticed that a nona shared a shitpost i made years ago out of LC, it made me happy.

No. 2010352

It’s snowing in fucking may

No. 2010527

>>2010352
I dreamt about being shocked that it was snowing in May… I'm sorry for manifesting this for you nona

No. 2010555

i don’t want to go to work but i want to earn money

No. 2010562

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I should start meditating again.

No. 2010564

Dunno if it's in other countries too but the new coke bottles where you can't take the cap off are annoying to drink from.

No. 2010571

>>2010564
They missed the mark with the design. The cap should hang more loose at least.

No. 2010574

>>2010564
It's EU recommendation for all drinks in plastic bottles

No. 2010582

>>2010564
Good idea, poor execution.

No. 2010584

>>2010564
They did it for me, i used to always lose the caps around.

No. 2010589

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I'm making my list for my very first solo trip that starts tomorrow and I'm nervous and excited at the same time. I haven't traveled since 2018.

No. 2010594

>>2010564
FUCK YES I HATE THAT SHIT

No. 2010601

>>2010564
I hate that. Not only is it poorly designed, I hate how it's just another example of bussinesses getting away with being filthy environment destroyers.
>it prevents the caps from ending up in landfil!!!
my ass, that's still a whole ass plastic bottle that can't be recycled more than a few times (if it even ends up in recycling at all)

No. 2010619

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the revair is like 457 usd but i want it so bad. i feel like i should just get it and pay 35 usd a month for a year or pay for it in installments or something but i don’t know if that’s something only retarded people do. technically i can afford it i’m just so fucking cheap i don’t want to see such a large dent in my savings until i stack more paper. but i want it before i have to go to this fancy work convention too kek

No. 2010636

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I really love garlic bread but I’m too lazy to prepare it so I almost never have it. Fml

No. 2010639

>>2010619
I’m having the same problem, I want it so bad but I can’t justify spending so much.

No. 2010648

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Finally finished the thing that I was procrastinating on. Only took me a few hours.

No. 2010713

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>staying over at dad's
>need to wash my hair
> thought i had some shampoo left over from last visit but turns out i'm all out
>only available shampoo is some old folks' blue tinged shit bc dad has white hair
>what the hell, i'll use it
>hair is the nicest and shiniest it's ever been
the fuck

No. 2010761

>>2010636
Interesting picture

No. 2010778

I made a comment on reddit saying that gender shit is trendy and used as a selling point by artists but saying so is illegal on that subreddit AND THEY PERMABANNED MY IP KEK. I thought they might ban me for a few days but the fact they're this butthurt over such a mild opinion is hilarious to me.

No. 2010782

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I think I've been influenced to finally start going to the gym. I just need to figure out what I exercises I want to do, I don't want to embarrass myself at the gym. I can't wait to be toned though.

No. 2010786

>>2010639
there are open box listings on ebay for like half price. very tempted to just snag one of those but i don’t yet know the meta on refurbished hair dryers

No. 2010792

>>2010713
what’s the shampoo name

No. 2010999

I have a song stuck in my head but I don't remember anything about it other than its langauge. Can't even remember if it's sung by a man or woman. Technically I can find it easily, I download every song I like because I refuse going through the pain of apparently forever losing a song on the internet more than twice, in actuality it won't be all that easy because I mean downloading every song I like, so I'm sitting on +4k songs to go through right now.

No. 2011013

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>>2010792
picrel. it's suposed to keep fair, grey or white hair drom yellowing

No. 2011033

Did great on the treadmill the other day (trying to get my stamina up so I alternate between jogging and speed walking for an hour) so I was gonna push myself a bit today. I managed 16 minutes before I somehow hurt my ankle like a retard, probably because I pushed myself too hard since I'm still not used to this. Oh well, guess I'll just add another rest day and try again once my ankle feels better!

No. 2011043

Found my first gray hair today. Don't like this, but i wont use dyes.

No. 2011056

>>2011043
Congrats nonna. How old are you? I found my first at 15.

No. 2011068

>>2011056
32. 15 seems really early.

No. 2011086

>>2011043
>>2011056
I got 3 at 27

No. 2011094

>>2011068
Early graying runs in my family and then I was really stressed at 15 from undiagnosed depression.

No. 2011103

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22 and just enrolled in a foundation and bridging course after I left highchool 6 years ago and have been a hikineet since. Kinda nervous, kind of excited- realized that it's not over and I really want to be productive. Gotten a bit bigger due to the dormant lifestyle and overeating and I feel like withdrawing from society during more developmental years fucked how I'm able to socialize, not like I was any good at it while in school… 2 more months to prepare for it, maybe I should go to the gym in the meantime and get used to activity because the place was massive.

No. 2011127

>>2011103
>"Withdrawing from society during more developmental years"
>Is 22
Nona this may surprise you but every year that you're alive on this Earth is a developmental year. You will be fine and you will learn a lot this year. It sounds exciting.

No. 2011133

>>2011068
Stress plays a large part of it. I had more grey hairs at 15 than I do now at 29 all because of school stress. Same thing happened to my sister. I also got a lot of grey hairs after a break up.

No. 2011146

I just spent the greatesr amount of money I've ever spent on shoes. I'm kinda trying not to think about all the other things I could have bought, cause this brand is one of the few around here that could be called ergonomic and I know they last long.

No. 2011173

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Really want to order food but it will cost $60+ and I cannot justify spending that much on food right now.

No. 2011204

>>2011173
Learn to make some easy cheap comfort food on your own. Food delivery is a scam all around. It costs way more, has smaller serving sizes than if you were to get it yourself, and most times it gets to you cold. Meanwhile home cooking is always hot, always fresh, and fun. I used to go to Popeyes every week for fried chicken but now I just make fried chicken on my own and it's way cheaper and I can make it however I'd like. It's better to have 1 or 2 comfort recipes you can make quickly and cheaply when you don't feel like cooking or when you feel like takeout.

No. 2011230

>>2011127
Ahah I guess I just had this anxiety and weird notion that at this age I should be more.. knowledgable? Sounds stupid now that I'm trying to word it out
And yeah it's really exciting, I'm stoked! I'm just hoping it goes well and that I can pick up where I left off in school

No. 2011233

>>2010782
Nonna what do you want to achieve? I'll help you out with your program.

No. 2011239

>>2011173
Me too… decided delivery service is ass and I'll just make my instant noodles and eat it with bread to fill. Not as satisfying as a döner kebab I was looking at but worth it as I still got the money lol
Got anything on you right now to make something quick with?

No. 2011242

>>2011239
Learn to do rose tteokbokki, pretty affordable and fast to make.

Also something i love to make, sliced potatoes, olive oil, different spices, shake it directly in the oven 270 degrees, 15-20min later you have slightly crispy on the outside and mushy in the inside "fries". Have any side with it, egg, steak, nuggets, you can top it with onions and some yogurt, just delicious.

No. 2011249

im sharing a hotel room with my mom and aunt and theyre both snoring so loudly I dont know if I will be able to sleep

No. 2011255

>>2011204
I cook pretty often, I've just been really busy today so I didn't want to cook. I was also just gonna order online, not get delivery. Thank you though anon, I appreciate it.

No. 2011261

>>2011249
Take some anti-allergics or melatonin.

No. 2011269

>>2011249

Practice thought swapping, jump from not too meaningful ideas to " ideas whithout fixating on one.

No. 2011271

>>2011249
If pinching their noses doesn't work, go sleep in the bathtub

No. 2011389

>>2011271
>>2011269
>>2011261
Thanks nonnies! I doubt i can do anything tho, I will probably sleep for a short hour once they wake up and go get breakfast.
I tried everything: soft music, guided meditation, sleeping on the floor far away from them and trying to sleep sitting on the toilet but its impossible.
I hope they take pity of me and let me return to the hotel so I can take a nap in the afternoon

No. 2011423

I just realized the reason why my brother invited me on his bro trip to Las Vegas was because otherwise it'd be too gay with just him and his male friend.
I'm the no homo third wheel.

No. 2011715

I was still tired after getting a normal amount of sleep, so I took a nap for a few hours and now have a massive explosive headache that won't go away (yes I drank water, took meds, etc.)

No. 2011719

>>2011715
It could be a stress headache, but the more likely reason is that this headache is most likely a sign of paranormal activity. Have you heard any dull noises at night, or seen any shadow-like movements in the corner of your eye? A spirit, or poltergeist specifically, might be trying to haunt you and can be causing barometric anomalies in your home. I would consider getting a spirit expert or psychic medium to further investigate to make sure that you're safe in your home while the supernatural experiences are going on. Hope it works out.

No. 2011724

>>2011719
Thank you nona I will call my local priest right away

No. 2011991

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I keep on taking naps because im exhuasted but then I stay up late at night causing me to be exhausted in the day so I take naps and…! Let me die at this point, I’m so sleepy

No. 2012295

After rawdogging it with my no case, no screen protector phone for 4 years and constantly dropping it and chucking it across the room with minimal damage, I dropped it today while on a walk and the phone screen finally cracked. It's pretty big but I can't feel it all when I touch it and can only see it with certain angles so I guess I'll get to keep it a little longer.

No. 2012298

>>2012295
For a while I had no case because the Apple Store wouldn’t carry them for my model, and I would drop it all the time. Now I got a case and haven’t dropped it once in over two years.

No. 2012356

>>2012298
>>2012295
i once had an otterbox case on for years and never dropped my phone, but the second i took the case off to put a new case on i dropped my phone and cracked the screen.

No. 2012418

I just choked on some food and jfc I thought it was over, I ended up spitting it out after instinctively trying to swallow it. My heart is racing so fast

No. 2012463

>>2012295
If it's an android it's fairy easy and cost effective to order a new screen online and just replace it at home

No. 2012571

>>2012295
careful anon, I kept a cracked no case phone for a few months because I'm a cheap ass and one day it got totally fucked from just putting it in my pants pocket

No. 2012705

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The only difference between human beings and robots/machines is that we can fart

No. 2012716

>>2012705
No, they don't have skin and brains and stuff.

No. 2012743

>>2012418
Glad you're okay!

No. 2013318

I'm genuinely so fascinated by how french people speak. They talk so fast and yet never trip on their words or miss a beat. It's like listening to someone talk at 2x.

No. 2013340

>>2012705
wrong, it's that robot males are hotter

No. 2013342

>>2013318
And they have so many different phonetics that sound exactly the same.

No. 2013521

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Im meant to go to an all you can eat korean bbq place in 4 hours but ive eaten like 3 bowls of rice and meat today and im not sure if ill be hungry

No. 2013553

>>2013521
Bro reschedule and fast

No. 2013580

I got a diary today bc I'm tired of harrassing nonnies with my unhinged thoughts.

No. 2013581

>>2013580
No stop I love reading your unhinged thoughts please throw that piece of shit diary in the trash and keep using LC as a diary please!!

No. 2013588

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Oh fuck, I shouldn't have told the academy I could make a whole ass test in less than 12 hours. Maybe I did bite more than I can chew.

No. 2013598

>>2013588
Love this picture! Stealing it immediately! Thanks.

No. 2013612

>>2013581
TRUST ME. you don't want to know.

No. 2014010

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I decided to log onto an old game again after 5 years, i cant believe its still alive. I dont remember why i stopped playing, but its a great game and definetly better in terms of free stuff than most gachas. Welp, now i have another game i can waste my time on. They also forgot to stop sending gifts to dead accounts so i came back to a shit ton of free stuff. Please ignore i am level 154 on a game called dream girlfriend. Also, the game is super outdated so all my old pngs are now pixelated, sadly.

No. 2014075

I hate how difficult it is to find quality clothing. I tried buying dresspants but in stores they only had wide ones made out of polyester. They felt nice, but the fabric was so thin that it showed everything. I don't want the lines of my underwear to be visible through pants. There is no way they were actually worth the 40-60$ pricetags. The available button-ups and blouses were also terrible. Everything's either skintight or see-through or has an ugly pattern or too low a neckline. I just wanted to buy clothes for job interviews. It's insane how much quality of clothing has degraded while prices stay the same or go up

No. 2014081

>>2014010
Oh shit I used to play this! I loved dressing my girls up. Thanks for reminding me that it's still up, I've been looking for something fun and mindless to play, this is perfect.

No. 2014121

>>2014075
Yeah, even brands formerly considered to be good quality suck now.

No. 2014142

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>>2014081
i feel like only women play/played that game. Its so stupid to target a dressing game to moids. I am looking at all the cute stuff i missed and sobbing. 17yo me would have stayed until very late to rank for this outfit for my waifu.

No. 2014147

>>2014075
If you go on Zalando, one of the biggest websites selling clothes in Europe, and ask it to only show clothes made out of 100% linen or cotton, 95% of the clothes are gone. And if you walk around in any store with someone who knows how to make clothes, everything is made cheaply and badly to them.

No. 2014161

>>2014075
uniqlo sometimes got good quality items but the only large solution to this is going for vintage thrifting. Literally impossible to find new stuff, they dont do anything that isnt shit polyester with bad seams that rip anymore. Theres this girl on youtube that does reviews on some items and exposes how trash most things are. And how expensive luxury tier unaffordable the alternatives to this are if you want to buy it brandnew.

No. 2014192

>>2014010
I loved this game, I'm a narc so I would dress myself up and random OCs, I also tried to make a husbando because their husbando games suck ass and are dead, but it's tough.

No. 2014239

I just realised that I need to make 2 CVs. One for part-time that says I'm in education, and a full-time one that says that I'm not. I just got on a call interview for a full-time position, and they immediately rejected me because I mentioned I will be heading back to uni in September. Honestly kicking myself for not just lying

No. 2014260

>>2014075
Thrifting high quality clothes and getting it fitted by a seamstress is the only way to go nowadays.

No. 2014288

>>2014075
It's so hard. I only wear high quality natural materials only, and over the past five years it's just become literally impossible to find what I want. Even my old fall back of buying men's clothes and then altering them is failing, as even men's clothing is becoming overly thin now. I'm seriously considering sourcing my own cloth and then sewing all my own clothes, but even that has seen a major decrease in quality. You just can't find the good stuff anymore, even if you're willing to pay.

No. 2014417

>>2014075
I was just thinking the same thing. The bait-and-switching is so rampant now if you shop online. I bought a graphic T-shirt online foolishly thinking it was going to be decent quality after seeing it on the model. Wrong! They photoshopped her bra out and made it look so much thicker than it actually is. This was the flimsiest, threadbare, paper-thin, see-through cotton shirt I've ever seen. Not only could you see my bra, but it clung to every nook and cranny of my body as I moved and the neckline was so saggy and stretched that it looked like an ancient pajama shirt.
I bought linen pants from a different store, same story. Paper thin, visibly terrible quality and you could not only see my panties but my whole ass crack right through them. These clothes weren't even that cheap, it's straight up offensive. Moids still get to have their thick cotton shirts that never lose shape for 4 dollars, though.
>>2014288
>>2014260
Yep. Sadly I live in bumfuck nowhere, Europe and all thrifting options are online which makes trying on and sizing a pain in the ass. Luckily I can sew so tailoring is easy but even so, if the fabric itself is garbage there ain't much I can do.

No. 2014566

A few days ago my father brought me a female canary bird, she's very cute and light red but somehow she's missing all her tail feathers and the outer wing feathers, so she doesn't fly. We have a big outdoor birdcage but it's the rainy season and she can't stay on the ground or she'll get wet. She doesn't climb the little bird stairs. I made her a little plastic shelter but so far she hasn't used it. But she loves pine tree branches so I've been attacching a bunch of pine branches to the cage to make her a little house, it's not waterproof but I guess it's better than nothing. She does sleep under those at night. She's very cute so I hope she survives. She's made friends with the other canary in the cage that's an orange male, he can fly but he spends more time on the ground with her now.

No. 2014707

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I'm >>1994964 and since I made this post I've finished three more books. Granted, two of them were just under 200 pages so not exactly long reads but I'm still kinda impressed by myself.

No. 2014839

>>1994964
>>2014707
Consider getting a used kindle or kobo if you want to replace that buggy tablet, they're pretty cheap and older models are still really good. Bonus points the screen is easier on the eyes.

No. 2014855

Can't stop crying at a VN I just finished, definitely have to play something upbeat and happy next

No. 2014908

>>2014855
What VN?

No. 2014915

>>2014839
I probably will get one later, just gonna use this one for a while longer in case I'm not just in a phase. Though, it would probably be a pretty good long-term investment for once I enter a similar phase again…

No. 2014997

I’m staying in New York for a bit and I thought the people would be hotter ngl.

No. 2015022

>>2014997
Kek. Most people are below average anywhere.

No. 2015248

I feel like such a jaded oldfag.

No. 2015595

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Just saw someone use the term "on point" for the first time in like five years at least

No. 2015598

>>2015595
Shouldn't the gif be reversed, then?

No. 2015624

>>2015598
Shut the fuck up

No. 2015870

I've lost a little bit of weight despite not being in my normal workout routine since I went on holidays. I only noticed because my friend say I looked slimmer. It's mostly to do with the fact that I'm so poor and all I can afford regularly is instant noodles, eggs and rice. I get some veggies here and there but it's mostly just those 3 things. Ive probably constantly hit just at or below 1000 calories per day (I'm 5'2 so I don't need as much). So thanks inflation, I guess.

No. 2016029

>doujinshis of my OTP are finally coming back in stock on second hand shops
>they are expensive
I can afford them but I feel so bad for the original artists even though they've haven't drawn the shops in years (or have disappeared online)

No. 2016103

I saw Emilie Autumn posted in the get it off your chest thread, is that you crap chan?

No. 2016109

What is it like in your shoes nona? Is the grass greener on the other side?

No. 2016124

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I found out my account from an old game has a shit ton of valuable and looked for items and since i am a hoarder i have like 3 copies of each hell yeah, being a hoarder isnt so bad after all

No. 2016146

>>2016109
44EU. What’s yours?

No. 2016322

I have metamorphosed into a gym teacher sometime in the last three years. Nowadays I unironically have this train of logic:
>oh no, I'm sick
>I feel like shit
>fuck me
>well
>better go exercise so I can feel better!
I've caught myself almost giving this 'advice' to my friends too. fml.

No. 2016361

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i wish i could go shopping to make myself feel better but im too broke. i could spend my yearly salary at lululemon right now with all the clothes and bags i want.

No. 2016373

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pov: you posted a mildly asymmetrical male specimen in the attractive men thread (I'm going to kill you)

No. 2016424

Sometimes I lose things and when I’m looking for them I check the usual spots only for them not to be there. Then I’ll come back to check the spot again and it’s just sitting there out in the open. Maybe I have brain damage or am more visually impaired than I think but I like to pretend that for a brief moment what I lost fell through the cracks and was found by someone else who was also looking for the same object only for them to lose it and the item to return to me.

No. 2016452

I made cherry syrup today.. all that work for 3 and a half bottles. It wasn't worth it, it tastes great tho.

No. 2016463

Another day of working my ass off and being sad about Sharon Tate. Kinda wanna get more into 60s style makeup and fashion but I never do but we'll see.

No. 2016485

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I'm playing that dumb dream girlfriend game again and it's so weird, specially while being high on flu medication, it's like I'm looking at myself through an anime guy's mind, she says stuff I would/have say/said irl.
It's also something that I don't get, why are moid games so cute? Why do they need cute characters at all when then they Google sonic inflation foot fetish porn??
I'm forever seething because there's never going to be a mindless anime dress up husbando game with cute anime boys that move and say dumb shit like "omg pls rest for a while!!!".
Like seriously some of the outfits are so criminally cute that it doesn't even make any sense. I kind of understand now why some girls are into /some/ coomer characters/merch, they're made to be cute, that's it, and then it's some slippery slope in which you just want to keep seeing your favorite character that has a personality that's so basic that it kind of makes you like her.
Aand I just saw the weird Instagram thing on the game and moids ruined my perception of the game. Seriously they just make everything shit.

No. 2016490

>>2016485
i will never understand who this game is targetted too, men dont care about dressing up their waifus they should rebrand it as dress up for more weebish women who arent into the chinese slop thats love nikki

No. 2016491

>>2016424
I had a friend who jokingly claimed that tiny portals to other dimensions existed, but the portals were always rigid unchanging shapes. So that's why something you lost would fall through them, and then later the dimensions would shift and the same object would fall through the same hole into the place you'd already looked.

No. 2016506

I got upgraded to business class on my flight. My god, the absolute luxury. It's so good, I'm honestly considering doing it on purpose next time. No one spilled into my seat and I could stretch my legs the whole way out and not touch the seat in front of me.

No. 2016520

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>>2016485
I miss Dream Girlfriend, I left my girls to rot and die by accident and I don't have the login info anymore…
Theres another game made by the same devs (or published under the same publisher?) with kemono husbandos. There was an English version but I don't know if it's still up.

No. 2016543

>>2016520
i tried it and its ugly as fuck

No. 2016687

My coworker asked me if I was on the spectrum, kek, no I am not.

No. 2016755

>>2016543
It's seems more difficult to make a game with cute guys than it does cute girls because what makes a anime girl and the outfits cute is basically an agreed upon given among moids.

No. 2016889

>>2016687
I hate that TikTok pop psych. has made people completely braindead in the sense that they have no idea what is inappropriate. You should go to HR about that because your coworker basically just said "Hey you seem retarded," which shouldn't have even been a topic of conversation. Something similar happened to me at an old job, a coworker brought in some "stim toys" and when I asked why he said it was because another coworker seemed "to be on the spectrum." I gave him the dirtiest look and said that it was inappropriate for the workplace and he never brought them in again.

No. 2016892

>>2016520
I tried this game when it was released and it was honestly hard to make the boy look cute, I think the issue was that they also didn't know somehow how to animate the boys, so they look like rigid puppets while the girls were smooth as fuck even during the beginning of the dream girlfriend game. Plus the boy's poses were always like he was hunched over you or like he's standing straight perfectly.
I wonder why is is that it's somehow more difficult to make cute anime boys? I wish they could remake this game and unironically use Nu:Carnival as inspiration because the guys look like guys, wear cool clothes that can be cute without looking straight up like women's clothes on the body of a woman with the face of a man slapped on it and the live 2d animations are smooth, as in they move properly and not like puppets.
I don't even mind having to sacrifice a good plot or game gimmicks as long as I could play a husbando dress up game.

No. 2017071

My favourite colour is green

No. 2017246

I need to clean, so I'm cleaning.. but very VERY slowly

No. 2017253

>>2017071
Mine too!

No. 2017274

I haven't been able to find the remote to change the color of my bedroom ceiling light and I can't sleep in the dark, so every night for the past few weeks I've been sleeping in pure white light. Today I found the remote though, yay! I need to get a night light though, having my lights on for so long is very bad.

No. 2017310

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>>2017274
I can’t even imagine that, I’m incapable of sleeping soundly under bright lights. Must have been really annoying even if you don’t like total dark. If you get a nightlight I suggest you get one that looks like a mushroom.

No. 2017666

>>2017274
Couldn't you just have temporarily removed the light bulb instead of suffering through sleeping in a lit room for a week?

No. 2017669

>>2017666
She said she can't sleep in the dark nona

No. 2017710

Recently I started roleplaying as a European faggot around the house. I'll say "Jaaaaaaaas" when something is pretty good for example. But so far this is it, I couldn't come up with any other catchphrases.

No. 2017723


No. 2017728

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>>2016755
its not hard imo, dg even has a lot of cute tomboy outfits. Otherwise you can just take cute outfits and give it pants and it works the same. I dont know why most otomes refuse to make cute males unless they are sissified and turned into trapshit. pic rel with pants would be equally cute.

No. 2017889

I hate when I haven't slept enough, my brain feels like it's full of cotton balls.

No. 2017904

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I'm excited! To get a haircut tomorrow morning. At first I set an appointment with the woman I've been going to for the last 3ish years, and it was set for a month out, and she wasn't available to do both services I wanted, just the haircut. I called this other lady who has been in business for 10+ years, has a solid 5.0 rating with hundreds of reviews, and she says "ok hun, how about this Saturday?" Honestly I feel a little bad, like I'm cheating on my other hair lady, and I'm glad that her business is doing so well, but I'm happy I don't have to wait 3 months to get what I want done

No. 2017923

>>2017666
I could turn the light on and off, I just couldn't change the color of it.

No. 2017941

>>2017310
It was a little annoying tbh. It was hard to completely relax, but at least I never had the issue of waking up and needing to adjust my eyes to the light. Those are really cute, thanks!

No. 2017992

My sleep has been so good lately, I feel like a teenager again. Just one long deep sleep with tons of weird dreams, can’t explain how good it feels after being an insomniac for half a year.

No. 2018074

I'm trying to break the disconnect from reality I get when I get really really into a game (like turbo autism levels of into) by spending less time on the internet and going out more but then I feel like i'm missing out on something by not constantly thinking about said game series.

No. 2018232

Where are nonnas? I’m bored at work

No. 2018233

>>2018232
This sites been dead for years

No. 2018236

>>2018233
And yet here we are, you and me

No. 2018241

>>2018236
Just you and me…
lets make out

No. 2018249

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>>2018241
N-nonna…

No. 2018251

>>2018249
smooch I love you nonny

No. 2018370

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Eating sorrel right now

No. 2018378

Just watched episode of Sex in the City where Samantha finds out some moid she slept with 5 years ago trooned out, started skinwalking her and is using her name.

No. 2018381

>>2018378
>apocaylptic moment where this has become reality

No. 2018476

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I'm starting to wonder if I have too little kittens after building 400 more ships and expanding my storage through that, because currently it's taking me between fifteen and thirty minutes to reach the catnip, wood or mineral caps, even when I set almost all of my kittens to working on the same thing. It's very likely not the most efficient strategy, but I want to finish a research branch before I start a new one, so I'm sitting here waiting for oil to reach 20k, so right now it'd be ideal to farm for wood and mineral (and titanium, I gues…) to cap lodging, but I actually don't even want any more kittens until I've researched Electricity to get Broadcast Towers, because otherwise they will get sad, and sad kittens make me sad.

No. 2018515

My nose is clogged and it's so annoying.

No. 2018562

>>2018378
Wtf I love Sex and the City now.

No. 2018628

>>2018378
What episode was that?

No. 2018718

My sister got a nose job. I'm happy I have my moms nose.

No. 2018721

>>2018515
>How to unclog your nose
1. Breath in deeply, cover your nose and your mouth and stop breathing.
2. Walk around for 30-40 seconds without breathing.
3. Sit down with your back straight.
4. Take your hand away from your nose and mouth and rapidly breath in deep breaths through your nostrils.
5. Your nose should now be unclogged.

No. 2019365

Oh god I saw the weirdest bathroom graffiti today that said something along the lines of "what he says now ultimately doesn't matter because he will have a baseball sized hole in his head regardless" (?!) sooo ominous like what do you mean

No. 2019428

>>2019365
as subtle as a shotgun to the face

No. 2019471

>>2019365
What's up with europe and having graffiti and spray paint in their restrooms? Shithole.

No. 2019489

>>2019471
says the one in the actual shithole kek

No. 2019497

>>2019471
why are you using public restrooms? I only ever use them if I really can't hold it in anymore.

No. 2019509

>>2019471
Don't know about you but I like to read something when I'm in the toilet. Better than hold a book, I can just look around and read some jokes.

No. 2019516

>>2019365
Sounds like it's implying maybe suicide or murder?

No. 2019554

>>2019471
I'm a burger so I cannot confirm nor deny, but in Europe do you guys have to pay to use public bathrooms? It's just something I heard. Shit, if I had to pay to use a bathroom I'd graffiti it too.

No. 2019557

>>2019497
Shut the fuck up omg

No. 2019571

>>2019554
Europe isn't one big country where everyone does the same thing so idk about other European countries but yes we pay for public restrooms in my corner of Europe. I don't mind paying for a properly cleaned and stocked (and graffiti free) restroom though on the rare occasion I need it.

No. 2019686

>>2019554
I've seen both free and paid toilets in my country. the paid ones are like negligible prices like 50c just to make sure people don't loiter in it.

No. 2019904

the moon is massive tonight

No. 2020207

>>2019554
Really depends on the toilet itself and the area. Most countries I've been to have both, but the more obvious ones are paid because of higher traffic. When you live in a city for a while you learn to spot them and tell which ones are clean or dirty and free or paid. Tourists similarly complain about paying for water in restaurants in cities where there are drinking water fountains all over, they just don't know how to find them. Being a tourist really isn't the same as living in a place for many years.

No. 2020255

>>2018721
Huh, it works. Also, I didn't know I could hold my breath for a minute while walking.

No. 2020259

>>2019554
Germany has paid bathrooms. It's bullshit. Plus, in two of them, there was an attendant in there who just sat on a little chair, and she had a tip jar beside her. Like, what exactly am I tipping you for?

No. 2020263

>>2020259
I guess for having to huff doodoo fumes all day. I feel sad for German bathroom attendant.

No. 2020393

I've noticed that I've started basically calling things with youthful spirit/pure passion "cute" even when it's not meant to be by the normal definition.

No. 2020399

they/them tif i know tried to organize an event out of spite to show the cissies or whatever, it flopped, and she's now blaming everyone who said they'd come for it flopping. it's satisfying to read her whiny pity posts but i also know this behavior won't actually drive anyone away from her

No. 2020557

>>2020259
>>2020263
The bathroom attendants are the cleaners. If you want to pee for free in germany, you'll have to seek out a church, a library or a furniture warehouse/store.

No. 2020574

>watching kids show because relatives
>"if there isn't a comic book hero that looks like you, make your own!
It feels weird that that the thing now. Back in the day I remember that superheros were characters a kid's show mc would meet, an idealization that isn't meant to be them or have their background but someone they could grow into through hard work, or someone who shockingly has weaknesses that they can find relatable.
I think I'm getting too old, maybe this is better for creativity?

No. 2020611

>>2018628
season 2 episode 9, they are at some drag queen bar

No. 2020697

I got two cheap ass mango lime candles today, and it smelled sooo good like mango candy but then when I lit it, it was smelled like plastic. I usually don't have that expert with cheap candles so that sucked, but this was a different brand from what I typically buy. Anyway, I got a new mop, the o-cedar spin mop! My kitchen floor is so warm and toasty and smells like pinesol.

No. 2020699

>>2020697
Samefag, but I also sprayed disinfectant spray near the candle while it was lit. That was ditsy of me.

No. 2020729

I used a stick to dig aimlessly outside in the mud today. I found some worms and let them crawl on my hand for a little bit. They were actually pretty cute. I imagine it was so weird from the worms point of view though. Like you're chilling underground and then some giant hairless ape digs you up and exposes you to sunlight and instead of eating you it just watches you crawl and puts you back.

No. 2020764

>>2020729
I love this. Such a childlike sense of wonder. I should try this soon.

No. 2020857

>>2020729
anon I love being outside and admiring all the life around us. Another fun thing is to flip rocks or logs and see what's hiding underneath. you'd be surprised at the level of biodiversity even in the middle of relatively developed areas like suburbs and parks. if you've got a body of water nearby you'll find some really cool stuff. I've found snakes, frogs, millipedes, salamanders and so many different kinds of bugs.
Also isopods/roly polys are EVERYWHERE and so cute! Anywhere with a bit of moisture and dead leaves you can dig around and find a few. They're fun to hold and don't bite. Plus their color variance in the wild is pretty cool- the ones in my local park are gray and fast, the ones in my garden are black, slow and huge. I went to a forest once and almost all the isopods had yellow spots.

No. 2020903

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i was friends on snapchat with this celebrity when i was 15 or so before he and his group became very popular. i would reply to his snapchat stories almost constantly telling him his new haircut looked great and asking him what city the group was currently in. sometimes he replied with “thanks :)” or “Haha” but mostly he completely ignored me because i was obviously a retarded young girl. i look back at my messages with him and laugh because they are utterly one sided. i also met him once during a greet and he must have recognized my name when i stammered it out but he did not care and was just chatting calmly with me and his group while i was fucking shitting and shaking. when people blame female victims for getting involved with older male celebrities i just shake my head. these people don’t get what it’s like, being young and having no reference for romantic love other than what they parasocially feel for some artistic / musical “god on earth”. there is next to nothing that anyone could do to stop my fixation with him and it’s just cool, i guess, in this day and horrid age of many evil stories that are true, he did not take advantage of me. and i wasn’t fugly either. some men are not pedophiles / epehpebophiles however you spell that crud. and this is the only proof i have of that statement. and even this proof is flimsy. because who knows.

No. 2020912

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This mfer definitely thinks little girls are kinky and their "supposed purity remains stagnant"

No. 2021022

>>2020912
He for sure makes a point of saying there's a difference between a pedophile (which he is) and a hebephile (which he also is, but more publically).

No. 2021046

>>2021022
If you hand him a fruit, he will emphasize that your daughters are not as straight and narrow as you think

No. 2021080

I haven't been in my apartment since march, I'm kind of scared that there will be insects and dust when I come back today. Usually there are only one or two spiders and sometimes dead small ones, but I'm afraid the silverfish might have taken over while I was gone. I am bringing a bug spray but I'm not excited about having to clean up dead ones if anything. They are so gross

No. 2021081

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No. 2021167

I went to the gym recently and noticed that a lot of young guys do this thing where they lift a few times, then wander around the gym for a while staring at their phones or themselves in the mirror for like 15 minutes, they go back, do a few reps for a few minutes, then loiter for 20 mins, etc. And I bet they tell everyone how they spend hours in the gym kek

No. 2021250

I really want a shake and fries, and I have doordash credits and a promo code so I'm getting McDonald's delivered today even though I think their burgers are dry.

No. 2021276

>>2020393
I like that. It feels right, ya know? Cute isn't how it looks, it's how it feels.

No. 2021317

>>2021080
It's all okay! Some dead bugs and two living spiders but that's nothing. I don't mind spiders as long as they aren't near the toilet or bed so it's all good. Sprayed some other areas just to be safe. I'm happy to be back.

No. 2021375

>tfw following +700 art accounts on twitter
I wish there was an easier way to organize and search for one, especially since most of them are in other languages.
I can't remember that many names, I just go by artstyles.

No. 2021377

>>2021250
Samefag, I got my food but I'm kinda sad cause I was craving a shake really bad and I got a caramel frappe instead. I think it may have been because I ordered at 11AM on the dot, maybe they didn't really have all their lunch shit ready yet. The caramel frappe is really good though, this is my first time having it and it's super icy and cold.

No. 2021397

I love American High videos, Grace is supremely talented and I think Ryan is kinda hot.

No. 2021410

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How did you spend you sunday nonnie? I discovered some new music and chilled in bed with my cat.

No. 2021422

>>2021410
I had a brunch with my siblings, I then went to walk in the woods on my own, and I finally came back home to spend the rest of the afternoon with my siblings again.

No. 2021434

>>2020259
My dad has a press card and he uses expensive museums whenever he can Sometimes multiple times a day, adding up to hundreds of dollars in tickets he doesn't have to pay for. He says they're spotless.

No. 2021445

>>2021410
Played a visual novel all day and now I’m cooking. Not looking forward to when everyone comes back home soon, I love being home alone too much

No. 2021461

>>2021397
Grace is so funny, I love her.

No. 2021464

Sad day ladies: I got invited to a party for the first time in a decade, but due to circumstances out of my control, I was immediately uninvited three minutes later. Even sadder, when the host's husband's college roommate caught me quietly crying alone about it, he went and called the host's husband and a few minutes later I got a call from the host with a last second pity invite. It was so insincere from her that I knew immediately what the guy had done even though he had left the room five minutes ago.
I deeply desire human connection, but none of my close friends consider me their close friend. I am an outer circle friend.

No. 2021475

>>2021410
I finished a VN, did some housework, chilled in bed with my cat and will probably start a video game before going to sleep. I didn't go outside even though I was considering it because of the nice weather but I heard a guy got stabbed by a schizophrenic druggie in the subway I would have taken so I'm glad I stayed home.

No. 2021494

>>2021410
homework and cooked pasta but it was not that good.

No. 2021560

I think I’m autistic and my special interest is blonde guys with big tits. I sometimes hyperfixate on masturbating to them and stim by trying to touch their willy’s.

No. 2021562

>>2021560
Don't say that again

No. 2021565

I realized I never read the Bible from front to back so now I’m doing that and I’m at the part where Cain kills Abel and I gotta say I know what thats like ngl

No. 2021587

>>2021560
i'm revoking your autism diagnosis

No. 2021627

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Charging the kindle that's been sitting in my bag for months to try reading anything besides manga

No. 2021683

went to ayce sushi and kbqq yum

No. 2021731

>>2021464
That's sucks. Did you go to the party/planning to go?

No. 2021763

>>2021464
Nonna I’m so sorry. Thats not how people should behave. Why would they uninvite you? That’s so shitty..

No. 2021769

About to play a League game. I hope I got into a long game soon, most of my matches are >30 mins and i miss when I first joined and i would get 1 hour long games.

No. 2021876

Going through the old plastic surgery threads and seeing glimpses of anons faces makes me feel weird because sometimes I forget there are actually real women typing which I know sounds stupid but anons are really pretty with cute features

No. 2021908

>>2021464
Fuck those assholes. Tell the host that something upsetting had happened to you recently and you thought you'd be able to relax and forget about it at the party but you understand that it won't work out. If they ask what happened just say it's personal and you're trying to forget about it. Feel free to cry when they ask you more about it. Guilt trip them to hell. Thank the college roommate for being nice, then fuck off and let them stew in the awkwardness. You're not being invited to parties because you hang around shitstains who treat you like an expendable decoration. Ditch them the same way they ditched you and go find other people who actually enjoy your company and don't make you third wheel in your friend group.
>>2020399
KEK everyone's sick of the gendie cult, I hope she peaks soon even if it's only out of embarrassment.

No. 2021911

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>>2021410
Hung out in bed reading, watching videos, and crocheting. Went out long enough to pick up food from my favorite vegan restaurant for today and tomorrow.

No. 2021914

I thought Frieren and Dungeon Meshi were one in the same. I thought Frieren was the name of a character in Meshi

No. 2021939

>>2021914
I didn't watch anime since Naruto days but decided to see what's hot nowadays. Started with Frieren since it was hyped like no tomorrow and honestly if it's considered a good anime I don't even want to know what is mid.
First like 6 episodes were genuinely superb and I was so invested in it but then the quality took a nosedive and become some cookie cutter action.

No. 2022009

>>2021731
No. It would have been a two hour drive there, and then a two hour drive at night back, and the woman who I had planned to drive with was uninvited as well, so I didn't want to make it alone when I knew the host had preferred that neither of us come.
>>2021763
The host's immunosuppressed mother was going to be there, and my roommate, the woman who I was going to go with, had started sneezing the day of the party because of her allergies, and so the host uninvited her of out of fear that she was sick and me out of fear that I was already contaminated.
>>2021908
No, the host deserves a better conclusion to our friendship than that. It's one of those things where the friendship dies with a whimper, and not a bang. When I was starting out in my career, there was an incident where the company needed a fall guy and the accusations were serious enough that my entire degree would have been worthless and I would have been blackballed from the field, and she put her career on the line to stop them from using me as the scapegoat. And we were close at the time, and then over the years the effort has become more one sided due to time and distance, but I still appreciate everything she risked for me enough to quietly fade out.
I appreciate your rage on my behalf though, because she should get her germophobia under control enough to let me visit and it's kinda a dick move to do what she did to a person.

No. 2022024

This website feels so small that I’m starting to recognize users by how they type/interests/etc, so far it’s 2 and they aren’t even personalityfags. I’m an ex personalityfag myself and even though it doesn’t show in any of my posts anymore I always have this schizophrenic fear of some detective nonnie connecting the dots and making a called out post or some shit.

No. 2022030

>>2022024
call out post for what, i hope you didn't post pics of yourself or something? for a fact i'm starting to tell some users apart too, it's funny and/or comforting for the most part tho.

No. 2022037

>>2022024
This is one of the reasons why I don't want to post anymore and won't discuss my interests until someone else brings it up.

No. 2022081

>>2022024
half of this "i recognize x" shit turns out to be wrong anyway. like someone thought there was only one anon using something as common as ellipses, another time someone thought every pic with default iphone file names were all by one anon.

No. 2022107

>>2022024
I think it could also be possible that a lot of us do behave and similarly

No. 2022114

>>2022081
They out themselves as newfags by saying that shit. Obsessive, tiktok transplant types that think they have just this unmatchable keen ability to pinpoint any user. They also will tag like six posts claiming they're the same person and only 2 posts will belong to the "personalityfag" they made up in their head.

No. 2022138

Disco elysium is such a special game to me. I love it so much.

No. 2022144

>>2022024
No you don’t. I’ve been accused of being X or Y anon in a couple of occasions and I had no idea what they were talking about. Plenty of ESL anons will type similarly, plus there are just so many ways to type an anon post; typing styles will overlap. Unless it’s an anon discussing a very specific husbando or someone avatarfagging, compulsively trying to find patterns on every post (even if subconsciously) should be an indicator to go outside.

No. 2022155

>>2022144
And the posting style is meant to overlap. you aren't supposed to be easily distinguishable. Newfags are so fixated on identity and this faux idea of being unique that they project it onto everyone else and create problems that wouldn't be there if they weren't so insistent that they're right.

No. 2022214

>>2022155
>Posting styles is meant to overlap
I think most people change their typing style between posts anyway. If the anon I'm replying to is using proper punctuation marks I'll follow suit, likewise if they're typing in all lowercase. I was under the impression most anons did the same. I guess there's a subconcious typing style that we all have, but we're just too unaware of it to change it up.

No. 2022217

>>2022214
It's also pretty standard when you're chatting to not need a scholarly approach to how you're typing, so a lot of people have random uncapitalized sentence starters mixed with random capitalization, etc. It comes with typing quickly and casually. I don't understand how young you have to be to not be able to grasp that you aren't so special that the way you type is a unique footprint unless you're posting in actual zodiac killer code.

No. 2022257

>>2022214
Your typing style IS supposed to blend in with everyone else, however
>If the anon I'm replying to is using proper punctuation marks I'll follow suit, likewise if they're typing in all lowercase
I think this may just be autism.

No. 2022258

>>2022257
Yeah probably a little bit I guess I just like fitting in

No. 2022274

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No. 2022304

>>2022024
Holy shit nona I recognise you! You're that one anon who blinks and breathes!

No. 2022320

>>2022274
So did you buy it

No. 2022326

It's almost 3 am and I need to wake up at 9, and I'm 100% fully awake. Caved in and took an Ambien. I don't like it and I hope I just fall asleep instead of making a fool of myself. If you see someone posting absolute nonsense please report me so I can get banned and save me from further embarrassment.

No. 2022349

>>2022024
Am i one of them?

No. 2022369

>>2022214
I do this a lot. Sometimes I'll add typos (e.g. a lot), type on all lower case, use reddit spacing, etc.
I also think it's a newfag thing to think everyone is the same anon. They're used to twitter/insta where everyone has a name, so everyone who isn't them is sort of the same person. They don't fully understand anonymity yet.

No. 2022372

i never know what drinks to order because i don't drink alcohol and i'm not into soda. juice is cool but it's very sugary and i feel so lame ordering juice. should i just get a water, will people think i'm cool for drinking water

No. 2022384

>>1980098
I put Vaseline body oil on myself out of the shower and I’m so soft now. I’m laying in bed molesting my own arm because it’s so soft, I can’t stop touching it. Also the oil smells really yummy and now I smell yummy. I feel like a soft coconut cookie.

No. 2022534

Tasted normal Coke first time in 10 years. So underwhelming, now I know I definitely prefer the chemicals.

No. 2022562

just ate the possibly worst and most driest croissant ever

No. 2022682

>>2013340
based androidfag

No. 2022686

>>2022534
Same. For some reason I just prefer the taste of diet over the original.

No. 2022690

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I had a dream where I was the only one posting on lolcow. I was talking to myself on all boards and all the threads. I remember I was chatting with myself in the husbando thread and all of the sudden I got redirected to the landing page where a dubious threatening message made by cerbmin kept flickering on the right in the latest comments section. Then I woke up sweating. Guys what does this mean

No. 2022692

>>2021769
How can you play that game after the big update from approx 2 years ago?

No. 2022723

My entire body hurts. My legs weren't moving the way they are supposed to and I tripped and fell, scraping my knees. Then I decided to get some groceries, so now my back hurts from carrying them. It's like rotting at home for the last few weeks made my body rust

No. 2022728

>>2021375
It would make sense to make a doc with handles and styles, at least for the favorites that you'll want to go back to. Maybe too much work though

No. 2022745

>>2022326
Failure. I woke up at 10:30. At least I didn't Ambien post

No. 2023144

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>Going to library to work
>Doesn't want to pay for parking so parks illegally
>Can't get any work done because all I'm thinking about is what if I get a parking ticket
>mfw
I'm not paying $1.10/h for parking but I might have to pay $75 for the parking ticket fml

No. 2023544

free him from customs….. free him pleaee

No. 2023552

i miss having sex

No. 2023554

I want to get shitfaced but all my good drinking buddies have scattered. Would take a chance to drink with anons, at least half of you would probably be pretty funny if you were piss drunk. (Even the typically unfunny posters, I have faith in you)

No. 2023558


No. 2023561

>>2021560
This sounds like it was written by a 50 year old man. Gross

No. 2023625

I think I'm gonna play the demo of Fear and Hunger tomorrow. I don't much about it besides moonscorching, I believe it's a forest/camping type game but I've been looking for something good to play.

No. 2023628

>>2022692
Which update do you mean, the one wear they removed country servers? Tbh I go through long periods of not playing the game so there's always something new to me. I'm still seeing new champs kek.

No. 2023687

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This is her world and we are all just living in it

No. 2023791

You know those random, zero-engagement vids you get spliced in the middle of your doomscroll? Like they'll be completely unrelated to you and are weird asf. Mine want me to be a monk now

No. 2023794

>>2023791
These AI sugma male edits are getting out of hand. I watch no content that would ever lead me here.

No. 2023867

My Nigel is running a marathon in his sleep, so I’m up playing ori and the will of the wisps until he wins.

No. 2024161

I'm eating hash hash paste with cream cheese and bread.

No. 2024205

I saw a pic of a room I’ve been in before posted on here. So exciting

No. 2024226

>>2024205
The Tavistock clinic is at the edge of my neighbourhood. Needless to say I think about lolcow whenever I pass it

No. 2024377

>get up to go make breakfast sandwich
>BIG ASS bug crawling on my bedroom curtain
>Freak out, grab disinfect spray and broom
>bug has crawled up to the rod by time I get back to the room
>Spray it with disinfectant spray, nothing happens
>to scared to spray it again in case it jumps on me
>grab broom, start smashing
>Half of the curtain rod comes down
>Bug still alive so I keep smashing it with the broom
>bug guts on my curtain. rod broken in half.
I don't wanna wash the curtain because that would mean removing the bug body, so I'm just throwing everything away. Whatever, I need new curtains and blinds anyway.

No. 2024381

i hate doctors but my husband is one. what do you think that means?(not mundane)

No. 2024401

>>2024377
instead of all that you could have simply removed the bug with a jar and stiff paper. good job, nonny.

No. 2024421

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I just bought battle academia Lux because she was discounted in my shop. This is my first time in like 7 years of playing league that I've bought a skin. If I do purchase another skin I might get her Star Gaurdian skin cause I love how those look in game and I'm typically picky about how skins look in game. I do like that skins with different voice lines make you feel like you're playing a different champ without having to actually learn a different champ.

No. 2024426

>>2024401
It was huge nonna, there was no way I was gonna be able to get near it. Plus it was on top of the curtain rod and once the rod was on the floor it was basically half dead

No. 2024429

going to pick up spider spray and other bug sprays today inshallah

No. 2024433

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>>2024421
Samefag but I also got Psyops Sona from a chest, I haven't got to play with it yet but I think it looks awesome. Gorgeous and so dystopian.

No. 2024554

Today I asked a grocery store employee where the olives were and he stared at me like I was asking for a nuclear device lol, I kind of get it stocking makes you feel so disoriented.

No. 2024759

I've been becoming such a frenchaboo lately and I don't know why

No. 2024771

>>2024759
it’s called ouiboo, nonette

No. 2024840

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Partyless nona here, I decided to just crochet as much as I could these last couple of days instead of moping. Here's my whales. I also organized my yarn.

No. 2024853

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>>2023625
Samefag, the demo won't work for me. Curses! Ill just watch someone play it.

No. 2024965

>>2024840
Those are super cute, anon. Good job!

No. 2024978

Last night I kept hearing really weird noises in my room. At first they sounded like skittering or sniffling, so I checked to make sure it wasn't my dog or cat but they were both in a different room. Then it began to sound like something "squelching", and also somewhat like a small creature swimming/splashing around in a body of water. I don't have any water in my room but the noises were super clear and loud, sounded like they were coming from right at the foot of my bed. Everytime I investigated with my flashlight they stopped and I couldn't find anything, but they would start up again at intervals and become more and more incomprehensible, to the point I can't describe what they sounded like besides being vaguely "wet". I fell asleep around 12:30. I investigated this morning too but there was nothing out of the ordinary.

No. 2025008

>>2024978
a lady ghost was masturbating by your bed

No. 2025021

>>2024840
Love them!

No. 2025074

>>2024978
That's crazy. The only two explanations I can offer is that one, your room has a window and a downspout/gutter by that window, so some small creature was splashing around in it. Or two, you have a bathroom directly under you or beside you, or a drain pipe from an upstairs bathroom runs through your wall, and that either an animal or an air bubble was moving through the pipes.

No. 2025252

>>2024978
Rats in the plumbing

No. 2025546

I’m bored and want a cookie. Can someone buy me a cookie pls

No. 2025548

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>>2025546
here you go, don't worry about paying me back

No. 2025566

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>>2025546
ok I'm at the mall, which one you want?

No. 2025596

>>2025548
thank you queen
>>2025566
all of them god i want those red velvet woopie ones so bad

No. 2025655

>>2025074
>>2025252
I think it's rats too, even though it sounded so much more clear than when rats were last in my walls. Told my dad about it and he said he'd only check if I hear it again tonight so we'll see.
>>2025008
If only I should be so lucky

No. 2025760

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No. 2025763

>>2025760
New thread:
>>>/ot/2025758
I used another animal in bathroom picture to keep up with the trend.

No. 2025989

Yay I’m best friends on Snapchat with a friend. I’m autistic and she’s cool so this is big for me

No. 2026222

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>>2023628
This one! They made the matchmaking so unfair after this update where they also changed the UI



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