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No. 1797040

prev thread:>>>/ot/1792489
let's get retarded HAH

No. 1797041

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i'm coping by masturbating so hard that my knees locked and almost gave out trying to walk downstairs.

No. 1797042

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made this thread the first time with the subject in the email field, on that real dumbass retard shit

No. 1797043

>>1795705
based and megaliapilled

No. 1797046

if shayna wins best cow there will be consequences(not really)

No. 1797048

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>>1797042
still a good thread nona! real dumbass retard shit hours lets just enjoy them

No. 1797050

>>1797046
i HATE shayna

No. 1797053

>>1797050
i hope she gets better and stops posting only so we can finally get rid of shaynafags, by far the worst posters

No. 1797076

Listen to music at an all high volume and sleep deprivationg are finally catching onto me, i feel so retarded. I used to be able to write long english paragraphs without much trouble, but now i struggle writing a simple response.

No. 1797078

I remember my ex boyfriend knew that I frequented here and always said that I could get posted here. His reasoning was that if I added to the gossip it would catch up with me eventually. I tried explaining to him that someone like me with 0 media presence probably will never be posted here but hes stupid as fuck and couldn't understand the concept of a gossip site discussing online ecelebs. This was a common argument we had. That guy sucked.

No. 1797080

>>1797078
He sounds so mean anon, I’m glad he’s your ex

No. 1797082

>>1797078
sounds like he was mad about it for some reason. the female centric-community? the liberal use of the word moid? the fact you found joy outside something other than him? regardless, very glad he's your ex too.
hate to be sappy but nonas will be here post moid. got me through a fucky breakup and have been vibing since. unironically based advice on here if you know where to look for it. bless the farms amen
hope you're having a lovely day knowing you're well shot of a dead weight and are appreciated my beautiful nona

No. 1797092

>>1797078
I've heard this sentiment of "stay away or they'll go after you next!" from people towards different sites they don't like multiple times, like 4chan or KF, it's so silly. People are unable to grasp that nobody is interested in ganging up on some random nobody or playing personal army, only in laughing at cows who actively create milk.
nonas with current nigels, does he know about your site usage? I've honestly wondered for a while
mine knows I used to be active on 4chan and female IBs, but I don't bring it up nowadays. He hates 4chan and rants about how stupid and degen the retards there are, so it bothers him, and tbh his criticisms are completely right. but I don't use 4chan much anymore anyway

No. 1797095

>>1797092
Don't have a nigel but my friend introduced me to this site. She loved the Elon Musk and Grimes, TIM, TIF, anachans and Shayna thread. We thought it was very funny and sometimes we make posts together on it.

No. 1797099

>>1797092
I hate to admit but yeah. it's hard to hide tbh but at least he hasn't used 4chan since he was a teen and thought it was too gorey and porny, same reason I dipped out at the same age. I only read the good posts to him about troons usually, he doesn't hover/creep/even ask. 99% of the time if I read something aloud (rarely, usually about elon musk) he'll be like fuck…thats tru though. if I'm reading the tinfoil thread and tell him he'll ask, otherwise he's schizo in his own right looking at clouds and shit kek
I found a good nigel nonas, you would like him like actually believe me

No. 1797100

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Just saw this. Moids really think they're funny
Here's a correction:
BPD man: Abusive wife beater
Autistic man: Rapes his mother
Depressed man: Whines about how nobody will fuck him
BPD woman: Probably sexy, love her
Autistic woman: Empathetic and altruistic, love her
Depressed woman: She's trying her hardest, love her

No. 1797101

>>1797095
I also showed her some of the most shitty Wattpad fanfiction in the planet and we copy pasted it changing a few names and sent it to her ex on the mail who kept bothering her, he stopped talking to her forever after that

No. 1797104

>>1797101
this sounds like a cool as fuck friend. she still farm?

No. 1797107

>>1797104
Yes she will probably read this at some point tomorrow too

No. 1797109

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>>1797107
I love this. hello nona's friend. you were based for tripping your ex out with nona's wattpad. you both were.
picrel you stacies trying to fuck with said moid

No. 1797112

>>1797109
they look like they have hershey's kisses on their heads kekekekkek

No. 1797113

>>1797095
ayrt I showed the site to an irl friend and she thought you guys were so mean so I had to backtrack and pretend it's just some weirdo site I stumbled across kek. She now understands it as "the lesbian cyberbullying website" (as in a site for lesbians who bully)
She is lesbian and has genuinely rarely interacted with men in her life, and she's very sensitive so words like fag and retard really upset her

No. 1797119

>>1797112
they do hersheys tinfoil kisses u on forehead

No. 1797128

>>1797100
Love you too nonna

No. 1797133

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the boys are back and they are drunk but funny

No. 1797147

>>1797113
Are you sure she doesn't post here anyways? She sounds like the minimodding newfags we have here often.

No. 1797159

>>1797133
nvm they're trying to rationalize fucking "young looking" aka women they can't tell the age of
another pinkpill down the hatch

No. 1797161


No. 1797165

>>1797133
Damn is this the story where she notices eyes peeking through a hole in the wall and at her and she jabs something through the hole and the new day the dad/brother have an eyepatch.

No. 1797169

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>>1797165
Never 4get

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No. 1797186

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>>1797092
Same anon you replied to, my current bf actually does know I lurk/post here but he has no idea what internet board culture is like. He didn't even know what 4chan was until I explained it to him lol. He didn't spend a lot of time on the internet as a kid so he never ended up in weird places like the rest of us here.. He doesn't care I do this stuff.

On another note since I see others discussing it, I found this website by randomly finding Ashley (ghostinmypocket) and being so amazed that she was still alive. I love gossip so I couldn't get away from here. I've grown more fond of this board over the years and moved away from pt and the like. Felt like such a different place when we were voting on board tan.. pic related was my submission lel

No. 1797192

>>1797092
He knows I look in /g/ and threads like the bad art thread but he doesn't know I frequent and actively post on /snow/w/ and /2x/ and I'd rather he won't as we both hang out in leftist spaces.
>>1797184
me irl in real life right now

No. 1797195

On the side of the flex discs I bought it says
>Made for menstruators by menstruators
Who is this for? TIFs that are sensitive about being called women but crunchy enough to use menstrual discs, but not crunchy enough to buy the reusable ones…. so maybe 3 people? Is this a big enough demographic to alienate normal women? I hate being called a menstruator wtf

No. 1797210

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>>1797092
>nonas with current nigels, does he know about your site usage?
He does (bonding over old internet culture and imageboards is one of the reasons he's my nigel in the first place) but I always refer to this site as the "femanon imageboard" I never link it to him directly. I think he respects that this is a site I can be on without him to talk about things he isn't necessarily interested in.

No. 1797213

I've finally come to the conclusion that my sleep paralysis is caused by stress, but I can't control that so can my body just co-operate and not send me into a nightmare everytime I go to sleep? And it doesn't make sense anyway, if I'm stressed why would you make me paralyzed and stress me out more?

No. 1797218

>>1797195
The menstruator sounds like what a fetishist serial killer who likes to make women slowly bleed to death would sign as in his letters taunting the police.

No. 1797221

>>1797100
Depressed men are absolutely not "soulful lovers", especially in a relationship. They are self-centered, exhausting and will suck the life out of you. They'll suicide bait over the smallest shit, the amount of times I've seen depressed moids announce "btw I'll kill myself next week, don't try to talk me out of it I've already made my decision" only to not do shit, it's almost like they enjoy stressing people out and revel in the attention they get when people are scrambling to talk them off the ledge. And of course they'll never get therapy because they think their depression makes them deep, misunderstood artists, "soulful lovers" or some shit. Never date moids with depression, they'll just drag you down into the hole with them

No. 1797222

>>1797100
Didn't you already post this

No. 1797226

>>1797100
every moid comes with mild to moderate NPD and Dunning-Kruger pre installed.

>>1797221
literally couldn’t have put it better myself

No. 1797247

>>1797213
you should ask your doctor about the possibility of taking an alpha blocker like prazosin. I used to have constant sleep paralysis episodes but since taking it I haven't had any. It's normally used to lower blood pressure and isn't psychoactive so there aren't any nasty side effects except that you might wake up feeling somewhat lightheaded if you naturally tend to have lower blood pressure.

No. 1797258

Do you ever finger yourself and think
>damn, moids are lucky to get to put their dicks in pussy. I bet it feels so good.
And get actually jealous kek

No. 1797260

>>1797258
I don't finger myself often, but I think about how pussy must feel all the time. If I could have a dick for a day I would just try to have sex.

No. 1797261

>>1797258
Yes, and wondering what it must feel like for them is one of the greatest mysteries of my life. Inb4 we get piled on for being TIF-adjacent

No. 1797264

>>1797261
ehh not that mysterious. probably feels like your clit being enveloped by something warm and fleshy (if it was larger).

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I am gonna scream

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No. 1797268

>>1797261
Ok imagine how good it feels when someone licks your clit. I figure the soft wet texture of the inside of a vagina isn’t that different, so picture if your clit was long enough to go inside? Holy fuck. I want one of those TOF monster clit just so I could press it into the opening of a vagina but even if I groomed out it wouldn’t work since my clit is microscopic to start with

No. 1797273

>>1797258
No I hate the feeling of the inside of my vagina, there's weird ridges and a drop off.
I hate being able to feel both my fingers in my vagina and my vagina around my fingers

No. 1797274

>>1797092
my bf likes some of the youtube cows that get mocked here so although he knows I used to go on this site all the time I havent mentioned it to him in years and I dont think he knows what its like here

No. 1797276

>>1797092
Met my husband via 4chan.
I talk to him about the bans I get here because it happens alot

No. 1797277

Oh god I was trying to find the name of some flash games I played as a kid, and ended up digging up some of those weirdly sexual flash games I also played. It’s a whole damn series. Jfc I was playing this on the family computer. It’s really creepy that these games were made in hindsight

No. 1797279

What do you do if you have a child with someone and realize that you don’t love them and don’t want there to be more people like them in the world? Do you just get rid of the child?

No. 1797281

>>1797279
Are you asking if you can murder your child?

No. 1797282

>>1797279
nonny…. that's a crime.

No. 1797283

God some of the posts I write here make me feel like a modern day philosopher.
>>1797279
…What exactly are you implying anon? This is just hypothetical right? Right?

No. 1797285

>>1797267
felt this

No. 1797288

>>1797279
late term abortion should work just fine

No. 1797297

>>1797273
nonna I am the same way and I thought I was alone holy shit. Is there a term for women like us?

No. 1797299

I miss the personal cringe thread, did it get deleted during the bunker? I can't find it.

No. 1797302

Pizza with sour cream is so good. I usually do ranch but ranch makes me sick if I eat too much, but I can eat however much sour cream I want.

No. 1797304

>>1797302
Same nona, I also enjoy pizza with mayo.

No. 1797305

>>1797279
except that child has like half your dna and if you just get rid of the moid in the kid's life, there's no way it can turn out like him.

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No. 1797312

>>1797273
I understand you nona.

No. 1797313

>>1797273
Me too. It's about as appealing as touching raw meat. I can only get off via an object and not internally. No I don't have any trauma

No. 1797319

>>1797313
this is like the polar opposite of autogynephilia lmao (if that was a word that applied to women and not just troons). it's like… autogynephobia. autogyne-ick.

No. 1797338

>>1797313
I don't have trauma either, it just makes me feel gross feeling it. I don't like putting dildos in there either, they feel too hard and the ridged feel like they clunk over what I assume is my pelvic bone.
>>1797297
Yay I'm not alone. Idk autistic??
>>1797312

No. 1797344

>>1797338
I like internal stimulation, I just don't like the texture when I touch the vag myself.

No. 1797351

A sigh of relief overcoming me when I see that no one has posted my favourite character in the "characters you hate thread" … I would be silently seething otherwise

No. 1797352

>>1797344
I like the feeling of my partner in there but not anything fake or myself

No. 1797368

Is it just me or does “shut the fuck up” not really hit as hard anymore? Maybe I’m on lolcow too much but an older anon said “zip your lips” to another Nona and that shit made me stop in my tracks. I wasn’t even the anon she was replying to but I felt like I was watching a mom scold a misbehaving kid KEK

No. 1797371

>>1797273
I'm fucking losing it at "a drop off." what a fun objection to have

No. 1797372

i really wish moids weren't such creeps. saw a video of this chubby guy cooking and he was so happy trying it and he did a dumb dance and i thought "aw that's cute i want to hug him" but then i remembered how often they get weird thoughts about things like that. it's so fucking annoying i wish they could be normal

No. 1797378

>>1797371
There's like a part that widens and it makes me feel sick feeling it. That's what I meant by drop off. I assume I'm feeling my pelvic bone

No. 1797380

>>1797372
Don't wanna rain on your parade or be a pickme or something, but these are assumptions you're making about a stranger you don't know anything about because you consumed too much social media content with batshit crazy men, so now you think every man ever is like that even when they're not doing anything. I know this is lolcow and it's the nature of this place since it's the only place where women can truly vent about men, but you gotta separate that from your every day life, it's unhealthy to live with that mentality 24/7 imo. Just my two cents, don't booly me please.

No. 1797382

What do you think of the name Harley Quinn? Today I saw a little girl with that name.

No. 1797383

>>1797380
Shut up stupid bitch

No. 1797384

>>1797313
Weird… it’s just soft, warm, and wet? Like was said above I really wish I had a dick for a day just to experience it as nature intended. I bet it’s so amazing. I’ve actually had dreams about having a dick kek it felt so realistic, I wonder how accurate it was?
>>1797382
Oh no. It’s not that it’s a bad name by itself but anyone who would name their kid after that character is guaranteed to be a wack job parent

No. 1797387

The fact that we have an older anon browsing here makes me so embarrassed of when I see anons fighting about stupid shit. It's like seeing your cousins act up in front of your grandmother.

No. 1797391

>>1797380
Not gonna bully you but these are fair assumptions to make if you live in a country that kills women everyday. I dunno about op but every time I see someone with the same opinion as you I think you must live in a nice place

No. 1797392

>>1797387
I'm sure grandma is more worried with the kids that think Hall is hot

No. 1797393

>>1797391
nta I've always grown up with very positive relationships (as in any relation, not romantic) with men and didn't "get" the way women viewed men at all, it seemed borderline schizo. In fact I often had nicer interactions with males and felt safer around them.
But then I experienced domestic violence and it singlehandedly sort of reconfigurated my whole worldview. I still have very positive connections with men in my life but its underlined by a sense of specific awareness of "maleness" and I find myself having paranoid thoughts and feeling at least a little guarded all the time. And now I "get" how sometimes women can feel so overwhelmed and make hyperbolic statements (e.g., saying they hate men when they clearly have men in their lives whom they love), sometimes I just want to say that I hate them too. Sometimes I miss when I didn't know. Ofc I always knew that logically men are more dangerous but I didn't understand it on a personal emotional level

No. 1797397

>>1797387
Always remember when you post nonas: your moms, your aunts and your grandmas are watching.

No. 1797399

BAD TYPO SORRY

No. 1797401

Does anyone ever get days where you can’t concentrate on anything because you want to put something in your pussy so bad. I was pretty much the only one in the office yesterday and I could NOT focus on my spreadsheets no matter how hard I tried it was insane. i did wind up fingering my self under my desk but it was not enough. I need to penetrate myself with something bigger ASAP but REEEEEEE I’m busy all day again. I woke up this morning soaking wet from violent wet dreams, it was like the saw movies but with orgies and masturbation. I think it was my brain rattling the bars of its cage and frothing at the mouth. I’m going crazy

No. 1797407

>>1797391
I live in saudi arabia but sure, I have a nice life because I don't think a fat man enjoying food is secretly a serial killer. Literally just got beat up a few moments ago and now my lips are bleeding while I'm doing some retarded university assignment so I can geta job and escape this hellhole.

No. 1797408

>>1797407
Then you are retarded

No. 1797410

>>1797380
i'm happier this way than i was when i was more naive about the way men think. not implying that you're naive but i lose a lot less by assuming men are creepy than i do if i assume they're not. i also just assumed it was possible he might get weird thoughts about me if i hugged him? >>1797407 weird hyperbole. you clearly have a lot more to worry about than fat guys eating online so i get where you're coming from i guess

No. 1797442

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I feel like most of the time DJs are just pretending to do shit. They turn a few knobs while the songs are playing so they can look busy.

No. 1797445

chugging a massive glass of champagne just helped me get my period thank you Lord

No. 1797446

ITS 3 PM AND FEELS LIKE 8 PM. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No. 1797449

>>1797445
just pounded a fat glass of wine

No. 1797450

>>1797372
>>1797380
>>1797391
all of this and all i have to say is id never want to hug a random man wtf

No. 1797451

>>1797401
no. i used to sometimes feel that way? then i learned to become based and i ascended. my powers are stronger than ever mbefore, maybe even more powerfel than all of humanity combined. expending time and energy thinking about getting off, wanting to get off, getting off = biggest waste of your time, energy, power.

No. 1797455

>>1797382
So embarrassing she’s gonna get bullied

No. 1797456

>>1797372
>i wanna hug him
Girl

No. 1797458

>>1797451
It is always based for a woman to get off, I feel sorry for you

No. 1797459

>>1797458
ahahahahahha. FEED. FEED. FEEEEEEEEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!! NEED FUCK! NEEEEEED FUCK! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

No. 1797460

>>1797459
cringe

No. 1797461

>>1797459
Unhinged… I guess this is what happens when you deny yourself any orgasms.

No. 1797462

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I fucking hate sudoku wtf am I supposed to do here but guess???? Fuck!!

No. 1797463

>>1797459
Feed what? Your fish?

No. 1797464

>>1797462
maybe click the 4? how does it work

No. 1797465

u fuckin animels, trash goons

No. 1797467

Now that I think about it, I should have gone to law school and become a criminal defense lawyer, so I could defend those women who scam men they meet on dating apps. I always chuckle whenever I see these cases on the news.

No. 1797473

>>1797462
It's 6? Are the little numbers the possible answers?

No. 1797477

>>1797473
Oh my god I'm retarded, that box is a 6! I wasn't even looking at that box in particular honestly, it's just what was selected when I was taking the screenshot. And yes the tiny numbers are candidates.

No. 1797483

i wonder what sudokuo stands fore

No. 1797498

>>1797467
As someone in law school right now thank you nona for giving me a potential aspiration rn
I'm only in second year and have barely gone through any of the fields of law but maybe I'll do this kek

No. 1797501

I have a YouTube channel where I make piano covers that I arrange myself but I'm blowing up a little recently and people are now requesting me, which has been deteriorating my motivation for some reason? Maybe it's because I feel obligated to, or like I'm being demanded, turning the hobby into a job, and hence ruining it?

No. 1797504

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I think this is as accurate as it's gonna get

No. 1797509

>>1797504
They're all beautiful and I love them and their lovers

No. 1797510

>>1797504
My favourite was always chococat back when I was a sanrio girlie in the 00s, glad to see he's still remembered

No. 1797512

>>1797509
I like most sanrios but there's also a fair portion that I don't like, mainly the food ones.

No. 1797515

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>>1797504
I want to eat all the Keroppi-themed food I find on the internet, I wish Keroppi was real

No. 1797517

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Keroppi is cute and tastes like green tea

No. 1797518

>>1797512
The egg one annoys me I want to puncture him

No. 1797521

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>>1797518
I hate kirimi chan more

No. 1797522

>>1797521
This looks like that ninja tuna sample song from windows 7 album art kek

No. 1797523

>>1797504
i'll always hate that butthole dog even beyond death

No. 1797525

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No. 1797526

I saw a video about diary of a wimpy kid so I went looking for my old books and when I opened one the first thing I saw was a message from my grandma
>For my dearest anon ♥
I love her so much, made me tear up lol

No. 1797527

>>1797526
Aww that's so sweet anon

No. 1797529

>>1797525
why does he need a hole

No. 1797530

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>>1797529
Food needs to leave from somewhere.

No. 1797531

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fat jello bastard

No. 1797538

I'll never understand how sanrio is popular with adult women you bitches need to grow up. They aren't even cute

No. 1797539

>>1797538
>They aren't even cute
What do you consider cute then bitch?

No. 1797540

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>>1797538
I bought the hello kitty gummy advent calender and I regret it the gummies are tasteless and fossilized felt like it was gonna rip out my fillings. I hope I get kerropi

No. 1797541

>>1797538
How is keroppi not cute if he is literally a frog?

No. 1797542

>>1797540
My mom bought me a hello kitty advent calendar, the chocolate's pretty nasty which we both expected but I thought the thought was really cute.
Thanks mom!

No. 1797544

>>1797538
watch out we got a badass over here

No. 1797546

>>1797538
What franchises do you like then nona? I’m curious to see what others like

No. 1797548

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Sanrio for autistic men

No. 1797551

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>>1797538
me reading this from my bed full of plushies

No. 1797552

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>>1797401
fingering yourself at your desk? moid post and moid behavior

No. 1797554

>>1797548
those and Funko Pops.

No. 1797556

>>1797401
at least go to the bathroom if you’re that heated up? goodness

No. 1797557

>>1797554
Funko pops aren't plushies though.

No. 1797558

>>1797462
Top left quadrant, middle bottom row is a 2. You can tell because the 2s are already in the sides of the quadrants below, and it can't be even with the 2 in the quadrant to the right.

No. 1797561

>>1797401
I don't like stuff to go up my vagina honestly.

No. 1797562

>>1797515
>>1797517
Based Keroppi appreciator. He needs more love

No. 1797565

>>1797561
ntayrt but I don’t think the G spot is a real thing

No. 1797567

>>1797565
Is female orgasm even a real thing? People always talk about it but I've never gone through it.
I pretty rarely masturbate as it is though.

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No. 1797571

>>1797570
>Asking a question is bait now
What?

No. 1797573

>>1797567
I think I’ve experienced it before, but I also don’t know shit

No. 1797574

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>>1797548
I will not accept fumo slander.

No. 1797577

>>1797571
Well, anon, if your really must ask: yeah it's a thing. You'll realise if you ever have one, I really hope someday you and >>1797573 experience it because it really makes you feel great.

No. 1797583

>>1797548
i only like the top left bunny one. can some anon tell me who she is?

No. 1797587


No. 1797590

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>>1797574
I like touhou but fumos aren't really my thing, I like these more recent plushies more.

No. 1797594

>>1797590
Aww, they're cute! I collect fumos though, I recently pre-ordered the PC-98 Reimu and Marisa.

No. 1797595

File: 1701561695143.png (544.04 KB, 619x750, reisen.png)

>>1797590
i just found those and this one thanks to anons telling its reisen. its really cute i would have ordered her.

No. 1797602

>>1797548
What is touhou even about? Like What's the plot? Why are there people autistically obsessed with it as sonic spergs are?

No. 1797603

>>1797538
i hate the women that make sanrio their whole personality, even if i like sanrio

No. 1797604

>>1797504
i like keroppi and i am definetly not chill

No. 1797608

>>1797602
it's got a shit ton of lore, but it's basically about yokais and humans coexisting and the main character, reimu, having to solve problems related to it. It's really fun if you like shmups, but it attracts a lot of low iq normies and trannies because it has cute girls.

No. 1797612

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>>1797548
sorry I know some nonnies love touhou, I still love it too but every fumo moid is irredeemable to the point it's kinda ruined touhou for me. Especially if they're a military/nazi sperg or a tranny too. Idk if it's something in the water but that trifecta has an insane amount of overlap and they're all the worst people you've ever met. Makes me sad tbh the girls aren't even sexualized in the games why are moids like that

No. 1797617

>>1797612
letting moids ruin something for you is a mistake, it only gives power to these moids.

No. 1797625

>>1797617
Exactly. All of my interests are moid and tranny magnets but I still enjoy them regardless. I don't give a shit about what others think.

No. 1797626

I don’t remember his name but in elementary school I remember seeing a documentary about some spergy blind musician and there was a scene where he screams out SEE YOU ON FRIDAY KELLAY!! Like no, you won’t actually

No. 1797628

>>1797625
we need to reclaim our hobbies back. I will reclaim transformers as the female hobby it is.

No. 1797634

>>1797628
And I will reclaim arcade rhythm games and linux.

No. 1797644

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>>1797612
I especially hate when alt righters use touhou characters.
Only touhou that should be sexualized is Rinnosuke.

No. 1797648

i wish there was a male touhou. i need more husbando games

No. 1797652

>>1797644
I know what my next daki cover purchase is going to be.

No. 1797663

>>1797648
Male touhou is DragonBall kek

No. 1797673

File: 1701567309766.jpg (1.36 MB, 3003x3000, 1587235240079.jpg)

I can beli

No. 1797675

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QUIT DODGING DURING QUEUE I just one to play one fucking round but I have been sent back to the queue because of people leaving like 6 times in a row

No. 1797677

having a heart attack

No. 1797678

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No. 1797682

>>1797677
Level up your heart defense

No. 1797683

Why are there so many posts about stalking and doxxing lately

No. 1797684

>>1797663
no, its not

No. 1797686

my 21 yo cousin had a baby and the guy that used to sex pest me and attempted to kill me is getting married at 24, what the actual fuck is going on did i go back to the 50s

No. 1797687

>>1797683
Theyre fishing for info. I bet it's a man

No. 1797691

File: 1701568747090.png (1.25 MB, 1600x1157, fart.png)

how i feel while analizing anime girl hentai because the artist is extremely good at anatomy

No. 1797698

>>1797691
Male coomer artists are such a complicated matter. If they are talented, they are wasting their potential on coom, if they aren't, then why do they dare to try drawing erotic stuff of all things?

No. 1797702

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>>1797698
i am grinding fundies only so i can draw degenerate husbando coom so i cant cast the firt stone. I honestly hate the pedos and gendies more than the regular anime coom artists, the gendies specially since the ones that are talented always end up glorifying self harm(tit scars) or develop ugly stylies just to be quirky and NLOA(not like other artists)

No. 1797707

>>1797691
hate to admit some hentai artists are really creative with their perspectives while still getting the body correct. found one artist a while ago who drew pretty couples fucking but also monsters fucking women, i think the artist is a woman.

No. 1797713

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I love introducing my male fren to all of my hobbies. He sits and listens to me talk about TMNT/Godzilla/Kamen Rider and lets me pick the movies we watch.

No. 1797715

hey nonas, ive been gone for a few days. how have you all been?

No. 1797725

it seems like every anon in the twitter fandom thread is an underage twitard clawing and reaching for any reason to be outraged from mundane tweets

No. 1797730

>>1797725
i dont think they are getting outraged at tweets, they are just using them as example of the state of fandom. I feel that anon who was venting about trannies and handmaidens trying to shame women into drawing yuri for troons, it feels like we cant have anything anymore.

No. 1797736

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I'm eagerly awaiting Pantone's 2024 color of the year, hoping it doesn't suck. The last good one was 2013 Emerald, maybe 2016 Serenity but they had to do two colors that year for whatever dumb reason. All the other colors in the past decade have been ugly or boring. If it's good this year I'll buy an overpriced Pantone mug with the color.

No. 1797742

>>1797736
I don't even remember which colour was this year. Was it magenta or was it classic blue (or whatever it's called)?

No. 1797744

While I don't think surrogacy is good, I honestly don't understand the whole "they need to be reunited! the babies don't have their real mothers!" thing. Not being with your biological mother isn't necessarily a bad thing (even though some surrogates use the buyer's eggs/sperm so sometimes the baby is not biologically theirs, but still). People being raised by people who are not their biologically parents is not a new or bad thing.

No. 1797745

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No. 1797746

>>1797744
I hate the term gestational carrier

No. 1797747

>>1797736
you didn’t like the magenta?

No. 1797749

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>>1797736
Honestly I think Pantone are some of the biggest scammers in life. They charge over $100 for color swatches that you can get from any home improvement store for free.

No. 1797751

>>1797744
I'm not an expert but I've heard that for very young babies, having time to bond with the mother who they were just born from can have important psychological/physiological effects? Can anyone confirm?
In general I think people are just not being precise about expressing disgust at the kid being taken away intentionally and unnecessarily. Like if a child loses their parents I don't think people will whine about loving adoptive parents, it's just gross when it's planned out for a kid to be split off from mom immediately for reasons that aren't in the kid's interest.
>>1797745
I can't be the only one who can't see this as magenta, right? I'd understand vermillion or scarlet or crimson, because it's obviously red to me. To me magenta is a specific very saturated pink and not a shade of red, like how cyan is a particular saturated blue and not just a light blue.

No. 1797753

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>>1797751
> it's just gross when it's planned out for a kid to be split off from mom immediately for reasons that aren't in the kid's interest.
That's reasonable actually, I can agree with that
Re the magenta: it's pinker in the actual swatch pic. In some photos it looks much brighter than this though, like neon.

No. 1797754

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>>1797753
Samefag, this is the fabric swatch

No. 1797763

my wrists hurt but I'm only half done with my homework

No. 1797764

>>1797745
I am retarded and I thought they had picked actual, real magenta as color of the year, of course that would make no sense cause it wouldn't be profitable for them.

No. 1797766

>>1797764
i fucking love kamen rider and spergy japanese acting

No. 1797767

who did you vote for best/worst cow? i voted shayna for worst, contino for best

No. 1797769

>>1797767
Lucinda for best because I have a soft spot for her, I don’t remember who I voted for worst kek

No. 1797772

i wish i was born earlier so i could be there for the /cgl/ pixy threads, they seemed fun

No. 1797777

>>1797747
Nope, I don't like magenta. It's just my personal taste. I might like a reddish purple though.

>>1797751
I think of magenta as the CMYK version of the color, which makes Viva Magenta looks red.

No. 1797799

I hate not being able to tell if a girl is gay

No. 1797804

>>1797799
you tell a girl is gay if she's smiling

No. 1797810

>>1797799
got mama a crib and a brand new wagon now she at the grocery shop looking lavish

No. 1797816

>>1797673
i don’t beli

No. 1797827

>>1797767
shayna worst, pixy best, lucinda horrorcow

No. 1797830

every time i use the elevator at work (at least 4 times a day) i picture myself getting decapitated or otherwise sliced in half by it as i enter or exit and wonder if i am ready for this to be my last moment alive and how my family will react

No. 1797832

>>1797799
I thought I probably come across as gay but then someone assumed "you're a taylor swift fan, right?" so I guess I look extremely normie. somehow.

No. 1797835

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I want to archive all the old art I liked on DeviantART 13 years ago. So many artists don't post anymore and I wish I knew what happened to all of them. I hate the current art scene and I want to go back

No. 1797839

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>>1797832
I can’t tell if she’s a pick me or gay cause it doesn’t seem like she’s dating anyone, is a ballerina, hangs out mostly with lesbian and gay men, retweeted a super sexual twerking video, follows the Dolan twins and unfunny white men, and has picrel on her water bottle.

No. 1797842

>>1797839
based on the sticker alone she is straight pickme

No. 1797845

noo i forgot to vote in the cow of the year thread

No. 1797847

>>1797832
Are you blonde? I feel like people assume I'm a normie way more now I'm blonde than when I had brown hair. Someone at work overheard me listening to some rock music, not anything heavy or obscure, and said he was surprised because he assumed I just listened to Taylor Swift. I do like her but it's still kind of offensive kek.

No. 1797848

>>1797835
same anon, same. Thanks to ai a lot of soulful artists i used to followed nuked their accounts in fear of their art being scrapped.

No. 1797851

>>1797847
Hm, no, light brown. maybe it's because i am ugly?

No. 1797871

ACHYOO

No. 1797872

>>1797871
Sneezing symptom unlocked!

No. 1797874

>>1797872
no, she was talking about the American Civil Humanities Youth Organization Office

No. 1797884

i hate marvel

No. 1797893

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>>1797273
>there's a drop off

No. 1797895

>>1797893
There is!!

No. 1797910

So I have a username that has "lolly" in it (as in the synonym for candy/sweet/whatever you call it) and this random troon just went into my dms telling me to kill myself and I'm a rapist because I liked lolicon. Ah yes because those two words totally look the same and ah yes the illiterate moid totally isn't projecting, kek.

No. 1797913

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No. 1797924

>>1797910
someone hide all the grandmas named dolores from this troon

No. 1797925

>>1797462
top left square, middle row centre mini-square, is 6. other nonna is also right, top left square, middle bottom row mini-square is 2. bottom centre square, top row centre mini-square is 7. give it some more thought nonnie, you're also noting the possible answers/notes wrong as well, like in bottom centre square, there's only one place for 7 to be.

No. 1797927

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self indulging and doing some gacha pulls with the excuse of ''needing stronger cards'' i got a really good card and i got like a year to save for my husbando's sexo card, so i am not complaining

No. 1797928

>>1797504
i'd say pompo is also normie bc he's like one of the most popular sanrio characters

No. 1797929

>>1797928
agreed, he has his own themed cafe in Japan

No. 1797930

>>1797538
fuck you bitch

No. 1797938

File: 1701594689210.png (101.37 KB, 790x757, giga stacy.png)

>found out japan released a training app to train alongside husbandos
i am so making it now nonnies, this is the beggining of my stacy journey

No. 1797940

>>1797938
Name of the app please nonita

No. 1797942

>>1797940
ensemble stars training. here's some fatty moid trying it, looks pretty fun.

No. 1797947

>>1797938
Feeling sorry for the girls who have Saitama as a husbando rn

No. 1797948

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>>1797942
Oh I wish it was more muscular husbandos actually working out.
I would buy an "excercise with Leon" or similar app.

No. 1797949

>>1797947
no one does, dont worry

No. 1797952

>>1797948
Nona you read my mind… if there was such a thing (bonus point if Leon calls you a fatty) I’d lose weight so fast. Fuck

No. 1797953

>>1797952
>>1797948
damn hope you get your dream training app roidpig nonnies, ganbare.

No. 1797958

>>1797952
There should be an option to choose his response style, like if being called fatty works for you you choose it, but there is also an option for him cheering you on and flirting instead (I want that)
>>1797953
Thanks kek

No. 1797980

i wish my favourite niche cow's milk didnt become stale, he was so funny to follow when he was fighting with other trannies and every small autistic commentary youtuber. I should have made a thread when he was active.

No. 1797984

Saw a guy with pretty long ass hair (big like), tall, out with (presumably) his mother and grandmother (also like), too bad I didn't get to see his face (but he probably wasn't facially attractive anyway knowing my luck)

No. 1797985

FUCK SANRIO! that shit for womanchildren and BPD-chans, who's your favourite 00s ringtone mascot?

No. 1797986

>>1797458
Well, not at her work desk tho.

No. 1798025

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When he got a cute face, nice body and interesting personality but his hair is thinner than my patience

No. 1798028

>>1797948
>>1797952
You nonnies gave me and a friend and idea with this. What would you like to see in this kind of app? Would you like to collect points by keeping up with your workouts for more conversations with the character, as a semi-dating-game experience? How would the ideal husbando workout app look like for you?

No. 1798036

>>1798028
A semi dating game with a point system would be cool. If you miss a workout he’ll scold you or if you reach your final milestone he’ll marry you or something lol. Personally, I’d just be content with a shirtless Leon guiding you through exercises, but I guess you’d have to have some sort of license for that fffuck my dream is crushed

No. 1798039

>>1798036
Yeaah, unless the app gets popular enough to start any collaborations it would have to be some offbrand versions of popular husbandos at best. But it could at least be a start to see where it leads, starting with a small rooster of characters with different types of approaches as your personal trainer (some meaning more demeaning and others being more sweet and supportive) and then build upon that.

No. 1798055

If I can't have my husbando irl, I guess I'll become like him somehow. I've started wearing my hair in a braid because he has one. Who knows, maybe sooner or later I'll probably become one of those delusional online psychotics who thinks they're an irl character. That'll be fun

No. 1798067

>>1798055
This is so hilarious because my husbando is the literal opposite of me looks wise. Opposite skin color, hair color, eye color, height, build, and ofcourse sex. I'd never be able to dress like him lmao. But I never thought of doing that though. Maybe I can't have him irl but I can always fuck someone who looks like him or close enough.

No. 1798068

I really love the idea of the childhood crushes thread on /g/, I wish more anons would post in it and share their crushes. It's super cute.

No. 1798144

>>1798028
It's super cool that you are thinking about this.
I'd be interested in a point system too. As for characters it would be super easy to make a Leon who is not Leon, just give him the same haircut but change the RPD vest to a NYPD vest kek

No. 1798159

i woke up this morning and had a random permanent with no explanation but when i refreshed the page it was gone? mom dad am i in trouble

No. 1798160

>>1798159
sorry for being retarded permaban* but then it just went away? Does that happen?

No. 1798167

>>1798160
Are you on mobile? I thinks that’s called having a Dynamic IP

No. 1798168

Voting in the LC awards was really difficult, too much good user generated content. Reminds me how far we've come since 2022 as well!

No. 1798169

>>1798167
Ohh. Well damn, thanks Steve Jobs!!

No. 1798170

>>1798168
It was really hard for me to not vote for myself as worst troll but may the best nonnie win!

No. 1798172

>>1798117
> I have to find out what women find attractive.
Why

No. 1798179

I don’t understand how when you marry someone their siblings become your siblings? Is marrying someone just becoming siblings, by that logic?

No. 1798187

>>1798179
I guess it's to prevent the spouse of seeking their spouse's siblings? So it would be incest if they cheat with the sibling. I came up with this though.

No. 1798193

>>1797387
I am one of the grandma anons and honestly I just imagine the fights as toddlers yelling at each other. I browse snow (specifically the eating disorder thread)and when the girls fight, I just picture one four year old yelling “SHUT UP FATTY IM SKINNY SO IM RIGHT” and the other one going “YOURE SKINNIER BUT YOURE ALSO STUPIDER” it reminds me of when my granddaughters want to watch different movies hehe

No. 1798197

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Wondering if it’s worth it to start learning the piano at 23. I mean I’ll never be a virtuoso (virtuosa?) but maybe it’d give some meaning to my piece of shit life.

No. 1798205

>>1798197
If you think you'll enjoy playing piano for yourself, sure why not. I played as a kid and didn't start with the idea to become some grand master or something, most kids who play an instrument or sport don't. You can be like them, play for the joy of learning and playing, at any age. If anything learning new stuff is good for your brain.

No. 1798206

>>1798197
Do it nonna!

No. 1798210

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I genuinely think she’s a very beautiful woman but like the self hatred leaks out onto her face and ruins her beauty. I really think she’d be happier as a libtard.

No. 1798222

>>1798205
I know that ship sailed long ago so I’d be doing it for fun too. But I’d like to become somewhat decent eventually, because the idea of pouring months (years?) of time and effort into something to still suck at it, it’s a bit bleak

>>1798206
Thanks nonna I’d really like to

No. 1798232

>>1798222
>the idea of pouring months (years?) of time and effort into something to still suck at it
That seems very unlikely as long as you're consistent (and take lessons)

No. 1798237

>>1798210
who is that

No. 1798282

>>1798237
nayrt but that's Brittany Venti or however she spells her name. I don't know much about her but I agree she's pretty at surface level

No. 1798298

>>1797092
my boyfriend draws cows and udders on all my birthday and valentines day cards in reference to this place because it's kept me bursting out in laughter for nearly a decade now…

No. 1798319

>>1798210
shes changed a lot since lurking here. And I know she does

No. 1798320

>>1798025
its even worse when you know hair retention/regrowth cream really works and they're just too lazy and ambivalent to look better

No. 1798321

>>1798028
integrate it with a step counter app like the apple/samsung watches and hide the next portion of the VN until nonnies get __ steps in one day

No. 1798323

>>1798320
Using that stuff gives them erectile dysfunction though

No. 1798324

>>1798319
For the better or worse?

No. 1798332

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dorcelessness

No. 1798336

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>>1798323
the pills do sometimes but the topicals not really. either way its not any worse than BC pills are on women and they dont care about those side effects on us

No. 1798352

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I can't help but think of this image whenever an infight starts on here

No. 1798372

>>1798352
She looks much cooler than me, so no

No. 1798377

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>>1798352
I think of this one everytime someone posts ultra retarded bait

No. 1798378

why am i banned

No. 1798387

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>>1798377
Me when I make a post expecting to get dogpiled for it

No. 1798395

sometimes I love bait because it really wakes up the website and brings everyone out of the woodwork

No. 1798411

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me every time my phone is at 41%

No. 1798413

>>1798411
your post is at 41% too

No. 1798416

File: 1701639597972.png (322.37 KB, 507x369, two retards fighting.png)

>>1798352
mine is this one

No. 1798447

I had body image issues for a long time like 12-28) and I hated seeing myself so decided to reframe it in my mind like “if you saw someone else who looked like this would you honestly think they looked ugly” and it fucking worked. Brains are retarded.

No. 1798503

Should I splurge on 25 euro conditioner? It was the best conditioner I ever had until I ran out and the ones I've tried leave my hair feeling like I washed it with dish soap.

No. 1798504

I think a lot of people are still wearing masks because they feel ugly

No. 1798510

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good night nonnies, trying to get an early night and fix my sleep schedule

No. 1798512

>>1798503
If you can afford it, why not? It's worth paying extra for the higher end brands if there's actually a notable improvement in performance. Although I'm a cheapskate so I'd probably still make sure there wasn't a dupe first.

No. 1798518

File: 1701647198099.gif (1.23 MB, 1300x1450, Eleven Australia.GIF)

>>1798503
I would, a conditioner that works lasts longer. May I ask which conditioner, Nona? Also, were you recently on the vent thread discussing conditioners? I’m always looking for recommendations.

No. 1798523

>>1798504
Or they have autoimmune deficiencies. Or cancer. Or other health conditions. Or they don't like being on surveillance. Or they hate their job and interacting with customers and having to smile at them. Or a host of other reasons.

No. 1798528

>>1798518
Yeah that was me, deleted it because it was kind of dramatic kek. It's the L'Occitane repairing conditioner and it's amazing but expensive. Lasts a long time though, a 250ml bottle lasted me like half a year and the smell is so good. And thanks nonnies, I think I'll buy myself an early Christmas present!

No. 1798540

>>1798504
it's because i don't want people talking to me

No. 1798543

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I would have this in the bag. Mr Beast would lose a sizable amount of his fortune. I would be blasting music on the loudspeakers and going full Home Alone. I'd be cooking Mac n cheese on a hot plate and making the most scrumptious elevated jail food youve ever seen. I would come out that bitch a millionaire.

No. 1798548

>>1798543
What's the scenario here? You can consume whatever you want? The worst things I can think of is there being no shower and being used by a youtuber. Other than that seems alright.

No. 1798567

>>1798548
There were small challenges, like each day the guy in the store had to find exactly $10,000 worth of material and put it in shopping carts by the door, but yeah it was extraordinarily easy. The guy stayed there for 45 days.

No. 1798571

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i thought the PROPHECY spam on the front page was a moovie announcement and we were watching prophecy 1995. oh well.

No. 1798572

>>1798543
Never thought I'd say this but god I wish that were me.

No. 1798574

>>1798567
Only 45? Put me in there I promise I'll come out with $1m.

No. 1798575

>>1798571
I don’t even disagree with the thread but the way that it’s made is just retard alert

No. 1798576

>>1798575
schizo spammers just aren't fun to me anymore now that chatgpt can come up with something more insane in two seconds.

No. 1798578

>>1798543
i hate mr beast shitty videos

No. 1798579

>>1798574
I bet the coward purposefully didn't pick up a hiki NEET, but some weakling who misses the outside world.

No. 1798582

>>1798543
Same. What the actual fuck that’s easy mode

No. 1798586

>>1798582
Like at that point I know im saving for lifelong unemployment you'd never see me for a cool year.

No. 1798587

>>1798571
You could play it, sounds fun

No. 1798588

>>1798320
>>1798336
which cream? I need one for my bf. He has ugly thinning hair. Please respond.

No. 1798589

>>1798586
Was there a catch? Like the grocery store not getting restocked or something? Like I guess after a year or two I would want to go outside if the grocery store didn’t have big windows but 120k per year is kinda worth some monk shit like being alone

No. 1798591

>>1798589
>120k per year
isn't it 365k per year if it's 10k a day? keks

No. 1798593

>>1798591
Wouldn't it be a about 3 million a year?

No. 1798597

>>1798579
45 is a pretty round numberbto happen to stop on… he probably wrote that as the max to the contract kek

No. 1798602

>>1798591
That's 1k a day nonny

No. 1798603

I am so rusty. I cant beli i used to be able to get easy full combos in expert songs when i played SIF but now i cant even play a low tier hard song without losing.

No. 1798611

chilling with my hydrocolloid patches on, in my slowpoke onesie, drinking wine, browsing LC

No. 1798616

File: 1701655382433.jpg (247.29 KB, 1024x1024, red and yellow frog happily sq…)

>>1798611
Sounds incredibly comfy.

No. 1798617

>>1798543
people are selling themselves to scrape by yet he gets money for being in a store? wtf

No. 1798623

>>1798611
drinking wine makes my back hurt idk why

No. 1798630

Ok 30+ anons I need your attention listen up, in real life does anyone actually care about things that happened in high school? Millennials and older zoomers tend to hold grudges and continue talking about things that happened in high school, but they’re also not old yet.

No. 1798632

>>1798623
Like where your kidneys are? Because if so, you're either not drinking enough water, you have a kidney issue, or your stomach lining is shot.

No. 1798633

i relate to that anon in the vent thread that feels more retarded. I feel more retarded now that when i was 15, like i can't form coherent sentences in english anymore and i forget words.

No. 1798635

the scene in the a team music video where sped sheeran buys a magazine from the fake homeless woman to make himself look good is making me laugh too hard rn

No. 1798636

>>1798630
maybe i dont understand your post but 30 isnt old and most millennials are 30+ by now

No. 1798637

>>1798633
It’s the damn chemtrails an dchemicnals in the water we’re all in this together

No. 1798638

jock itch

No. 1798639

>>1798636
im just asking does anyone care about anything that happened in high school when you’re an adult. as long as it’s not something bad like a shooting

No. 1798644

>>1798639
I didn't care about things that happened in high school even when I was in high school, I don't think any of my classmates did either

No. 1798651

>>1798504
I wear masks when I feel ugly lol

No. 1798659

>>1798638
Jock bitch

No. 1798660

File: 1701658841598.jpg (23.18 KB, 640x632, 1697046710314.jpg)

making a cowfefe then back to work

No. 1798664

File: 1701659106433.png (2.9 MB, 998x1012, c4f1d9ec-690c-4937-a6fc-2c2143…)

>>1798659
That's Miss Jock, bitch

No. 1798665

>>1798664
Fix your fungus

No. 1798666

File: 1701659237960.jpg (28.95 KB, 500x387, ff46e441d6ea9b5a0218fdb0b3b1fe…)

You can have a bite of the corner but only if you kiss me on the temple afterwards while I look forward stoically, mafia style

No. 1798669


No. 1798670

File: 1701659391127.jpg (71.28 KB, 916x665, 20231130_010740.jpg)

The youtube hate thread is autosaged but I want to talk shit about loser weeb men who move to Japan to make youtube videos

No. 1798677

>>1798670
why is it autosaged? wtf

No. 1798679

Why do so many anons beat me to posting an opinion or topic I wanted to post about. And sometimes they go about it in a retarded way so I don’t want to post about it incase i’m accused of being them.
>>1798670
Post it here

No. 1798681

File: 1701660603002.png (214.76 KB, 762x763, 1693523496420828.png)

pacing around my room while listening to anime openings and thinking about all the cool shit i want to draw instead of drawing

No. 1798683


No. 1798684

>>1798644
maybe im only scared because zoomers are completely psychotic creatures who are incapable of moving on and I’ve met some freaks who save screenshots of every mildly ‘cancellable’ occurrence.

No. 1798686

>>1798681
this sounds like me but i do it in my bathroom

No. 1798688

>>1798588
Minoxidil Foam

No. 1798693

i have accepted the final form of my fetish. i am incredibly based and no man can shame me

No. 1798696

>>1798693
spill it out for us to judge

No. 1798697

>>1798693
we can shame you though… confess

No. 1798700

>>1798693
based anon i'm ashamed of how much further i can sink before i hit final form. give me your strength.

No. 1798705

>>1798700
>>1798697
>>1798696
i need to see hot men be gaslighted into thinking they deserve/enjoy being smacked around. ive beat around this bush for too long

No. 1798706

>>1798705
im sure this is more mild than what youve imagined, but im getting hot under the collar just thinking about collaring some himbo

No. 1798711

>>1798705
this is a common fetish here, personally, i prefeer if they dont enjoy it

No. 1798712

>>1798711
thats what the gaslighting is for. they don't need to enjoy it, but they should think its what they deserve

No. 1798724

I am glad more women are getting into military husbandos, but my god, i hate tacticool shit. By far the ugliest and less attractive military uniforms.

No. 1798725

>>1798684
It's nearly psychosexual the way they get a thrill from sharing the dumbest shit

No. 1798729

one time i called a girl fat in college i feel like she still victimizes herself over it kek

No. 1798735

>>1798729
Congratulations?

No. 1798744

whenever i draw abs i get hungry they remind me of ravioli

No. 1798750

>>1798729
You keeping tabs on her?

No. 1798764


No. 1798765

>>1798729
you will never be regina

No. 1798766

>>1798735
>>1798750
>>1798764
>>1798765
The best part is that what I said isn’t even true

No. 1798768

there’s a woman I know who has a face that looks like a beautiful man and her face is so handsome I would definitely make out with her even though I know she’s really a woman and I sometimes fantasize about it kek. Just making out though, unfortunately not attracted to female bodies. But I would make out with her for hours. Thinking about it makes me horny, but then my brain is like
>ok what next
and there is nothing to do next kekkkk I feel like a simple animal being fooled by an optical illusion
I feel like this situation would have made a good basis for some edgy song in the 90s

No. 1798770

>>1798766
wow what a troll ecksdee

No. 1798771

>>1798770
shut up random faggot you probably have back rolls larger than my calves.(infighting)

No. 1798773

>>1798771
yes and they are nice to hold my phone when i am peeing and need to wipe

No. 1798774

>>1798773
do you ever get crusts of dead skin in between them

No. 1798776

men looked their best in the 70s

No. 1798777

>>1798774
yeah they are super cool i like to think i am that rock guy from fantastic 4

No. 1798778

>>1798777
can we see

No. 1798781

>>1798778
subcribe to my onlyfans, i need to afford the mcnuggets

No. 1798783

are any of you like horribly ugly?

No. 1798785

>>1798776
show me one 70 year old that looks good

No. 1798788

>>1798783
no im really hot

No. 1798789

File: 1701668008471.jpg (30.14 KB, 612x407, istockphoto-625782068-612x612.…)


No. 1798790

>>1798783
Nah, I'm cute.

No. 1798791

File: 1701668079498.png (213.61 KB, 720x800, 1675383830223.png)

>>1798785
nonna learn to read

No. 1798792

>>1798785
anon………..

No. 1798793

>>1798783
yes but it's like one of those infinity loops that twists back in on itself some days i look so ugly i actually start to think i'm interestingly attractive.

No. 1798795


No. 1798797

>>1798768
samefag she’s straight though so I feel bad for her. She’ll have to find a bisexual moid. She has the face of a male model and the body of a female runway model. Fascinating specimen to look at

No. 1798799

>>1798791
>>1798792
didn't get it
>>1798795
gets it

No. 1798804

File: 1701669314951.jpg (55.49 KB, 657x527, 1699382833341.jpg)

i showed my friend a drawing i did and he told me i improved a lot. Normally i dont show my drawing to my friends because they always nitpick them and i end up discouraged, so i am happy and motivated now.

No. 1798805

File: 1701669333174.jpg (113.38 KB, 634x791, f24fb89a728e381832ac2e49304dc1…)

I don't know why she's posing with a skeleton it made me laugh

No. 1798806

>>1798805
me and my scrawny anime husbando

No. 1798807

>>1798805
Her boyfriend is taking her to the Bone Zone.

No. 1798808

File: 1701669449219.jpg (77.06 KB, 640x640, 3c5351e7c45dae3d549272418ba8ba…)

>>1798805
The skeleton has a fucking beard!!

No. 1798811

File: 1701669861051.png (212.67 KB, 595x577, skelly haircut.png)

I love art that is just all the things the artist thinks is cool.

No. 1798812

>>1798811
boycore outfit

No. 1798814

File: 1701670058832.png (1.14 MB, 796x1142, a26.png)


No. 1798816

why do men dress all the same nowadays?

No. 1798823

>>1798816
because they have no style and they’re all autistically mirroring each other in hopes of appealing to each other to make friends

No. 1798826

>>1798823
they used to dress good though what happened

No. 1798827

>>1798826
the aliexpressment of society

No. 1798832

>>1798826
gays took all the slutty styles so now straight men don't want to be associated with it

No. 1798844

File: 1701674690891.jpg (63.61 KB, 560x793, 1701113279335.jpg)

>>1798832
Fags ruin everything i will never forgive them

No. 1798845

I need to read 5 more books to complete my goal of 50 books for this year. Most books on my reading list are really long.

Do you have any recommendation for books that are up to 200 pages long?

No. 1798850

>>1798844
>>1798832
The spirt of Anna Slatz is washing over me.

No. 1798853

>>1798844
Who is this?

No. 1798860

>>1798447
This won't work for me because my answer would be yes oops

No. 1798863

>>1798853
literally no one, just an average 80s moid we got so robbed nonnies

No. 1798864

>>1798853
Google Lens says he's Swedish model Marcus Schenkenberg. Please zoomies it's not difficult to do this stuff for yourself.

No. 1798868

File: 1701677736159.jpg (115.62 KB, 1280x720, 57fh6879.jpg)

>>1798844
Something very wrong happened to men.

No. 1798869

File: 1701677868579.png (10.35 KB, 610x531, 1690508849853798.png)

>>1798868
videogames, porn and not being deployed for wars anymore did irreparable damage to men

No. 1798882

File: 1701678787215.jpeg (119.47 KB, 500x748, tumblr_px87p2twIx1r90m4vo1_500…)

>>1798864
I'm old and don't have Google lens but thank you.

No. 1798887

>>1798845
idk exactly how long these were but rules of attraction and i know why the caged bird sings were both quick reads for me i would recommend

No. 1798899

>>1798210
she's so pretty. in the purest most unique way she's so beautiful imo. she has a very pretty voice too and I like her fashion advice even if she usually comes off as 100% bitter she does have a dry sense of humour I really respect. idk maybe I have a soft spot cause she was orphaned so young and has been trying to make it as a woman on the internet since.
and she's been right about a lot of people before anyone else talked about it.
hate her moid though. hope she's happy and she talks about how loved and respected she is but like, love yourself girl please.

No. 1798908

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No. 1798913

>>1798908
Keeping his legs shut when he is older as he should

No. 1798920

The anime boy from this game is calling me commander and telling me he's going to walk with me at night so he can protect me, and it's making me blush like a retard. Why can't more anime boys be like this. I always have to quit otomes/shojos because the boys threaten to put me into cages or telling me if i was their little sister they will take creep shoots of me and other cringe shit. Fuck, this game wants to drain me off all my money and it's making me consider spending money.

No. 1798923

>>1798920
Which game nona?

No. 1798927

File: 1701685576617.webp (Spoiler Image,125.46 KB, 640x800, need this card.webp)

>>1798923
ensemble stars i have been addicted to it for the past week, it fits all the spots i though would never be fulfilled with the absolute state of yume media. I normally either dislike all the boys or only like the designated ''cute'' boy, but this time i like so many i am already crying over all the money i am going to spend, kek. I wish there was an otome that had a feeling similar to this, i need anime boys to lift my spirit i have been drawing like crazy since i downloaded this game.

No. 1798929

File: 1701685794161.png (338.64 KB, 964x598, icantbelieve.png)

WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR ME TO START A PROJECT?! I have made notes, some psuedo-code and sketches on what I wanna make, but I've been sitting in front of my school laptop for an hour now not able to bring myself to open up vs code. I hate that I'm so slow at starting things when I know I will be completely engulfed when I finally start and absolutely love the experience.

No. 1798935

File: 1701686056695.jpg (415.71 KB, 1920x1080, Harry-Styles-Pleasing.jpg)

I just found out that Harry Styles has a fragrance line. That man looks like the epitome of must, who in their right mind would purchase a perfume from him

No. 1798938

>>1798935
0 originality in the design, they look like the game of life pegs

No. 1798946

>>1798927
Kek the regular ass pants and belt with the whore fit.
>>1798935
I have the original One Direction perfume still it’s all brown now.

No. 1798949

>>1798946
He is trying to keep it classy.

No. 1798954

>>1798927
The style is not my thing but I'm glad the anime boys knows who is in charge. There is too little of that out there.

No. 1798966

File: 1701689140404.jpg (Spoiler Image,208.67 KB, 850x547, deresute mio.jpg)

>>1798946
>Kek the regular ass pants and belt with the whore fit.
its fucking sex to me even if it looks retarded to you, no booly. I never get cattered to please andastand. He has another card where he's literally wearing BDSM get-up lmao.
>>1798954
I like the style a lot. I normally hate the fujo/yume husbando muppet visual kei style like utapri, so i am really glad there is a game out there that has a more moe style. I am not a huge fan of the card's art quality, though. The art isn't fantastic, and the outfits are mostly ugly, but i am used to female waifu bait idolshit, and those games normally have insanely high art quality. I hope the art quality improves, SS cards used to be butt-ugly but now they look like this, so i have high hopes.

No. 1798968

>>1798864
Ofcourse he's swedish. I'm developing a race preference for them nowadays. Every swed celebrity who's famous for his looks is actually hot. Except mad max, he's ugly and horrifying.

No. 1798969

>>1798966
I think you posted the wrong pic anon…

No. 1798973

File: 1701689449960.jpg (1.86 MB, 4928x3280, mad-max-fury-road-tom-hardy-wa…)


No. 1798974

File: 1701689481602.jpg (137.32 KB, 1920x1080, old deresute card.jpg)

>>1798969
The cards used to look like this when the game just started. It's definetly an improvement. You just had to be there to witness it growing…i wish i hadnt sold my old account.

No. 1798977

>>1798974
I thought the spoiler pic was going to be of the boy in BDSM gear, and got anime girls instead.

No. 1798980

File: 1701689846183.png (857.05 KB, 640x800, flambe outfit.png)

>>1798977
oh, my bad. This is the bdsm outfit. I like the high amount of tummy shots this game has too. Too bad idolshit games aren't allowed to be lewd, but at least it forces me to pick up the stylus and draw them myself.

No. 1798981

>>1798968
most men across the world have turned ugly, so there's no point to have a specific, the only hope is a big event happens which damages the current global world order.

No. 1798991

>>1798980
he looks like he would troon out

No. 1798992

>>1798991
not true because he isnt a disgusting 3DPD and therefore incapable of developing porn addiction

No. 1798993

>>1798980
I'm so curious as to why this is attractive. but give me pierce brosnan but anime and I think I'd get it. not judging, just kind of envious and fascinated. enjoy your husbandos my nonas, I love how much they mean to you all genuinely. nice to see

No. 1798995

>>1798973
I don't know how to spell his name but the mad maxsksimilan guy who plays mysterious detective characters

No. 1798998

>>1798993
If you like 3DPD it obviously wont make sense to you, lol. Anime boys are about all the good things about men without the bad ones. Even if a 3DPD plays a good male character, he's still 3DPD moid and impure. Anime boys dont watch porn or are pedos/rapist/weirdos/gross.

No. 1798999

>>1798980
I would give him a wedgie

No. 1799000

>>1798729
treating others poorly is a reflection on your bad character

No. 1799001

>>1798995
If you mean Mads Mikkelsen then he is danish.

No. 1799002

>>1798766
Uh good for you?

No. 1799003

>>1798998
I see. so you're saying husbandos and their nona lovers are based and pinkpilled

No. 1799004

>>1798998
also samefag what does the PD in 3DPD mean?

No. 1799005

>>1799004
poo dick

No. 1799006

>>1799004
Pig Disgusting

No. 1799007

>>1799004
pig disgusting

No. 1799008

>>1799004
Penisdick

No. 1799023

One time, at my work, a customer went into a really bad asthma attack and it got to the point where she was fainting and she was making a thin high whistling noise with each breath so my coworker ran and got her personal inhaler and brought the woman back with it. And after the paramedics came and loaded her into the ambulance and left, my coworker realized they took her inhaler. And she was bummed out because inhalers in America are $75. Our boss overheard and then yelled at my coworker for giving medicine to someone without a prescription and wrote her up for it.

No. 1799024

File: 1701693815369.jpg (363.57 KB, 2282x1521, a821250b2053d423_a.jpg)

>>1798968
He was born in Sweden to Dutch parents. Average Swede looks like Skarsgard nona.

No. 1799026

>>1799024
why do i like this

No. 1799028

File: 1701694006610.jpg (628.81 KB, 1490x2048, licensed-image.jpg)

>>1799024
samefag he's obviously part Indonesian or something too.

No. 1799033

>>1799024
He needs to some fat.

No. 1799045

>>1799024
>>1799028
so ugly please spoiler these monsters next time

No. 1799046

File: 1701695430030.png (797.2 KB, 480x854, image-35.png)

>>1798974
I'm gonna massively sperg on you but this art is actually older than you think because deresute's early SR cards were taken verbatim from the older, browser-based Mobage game from 2011 that derewsute ended up replacing, you're definitely right that the art improved over the years.

I tried playing the older game years ago but my Japanese wasn't good enough to get very far and it heavily relied on you spending real money, you were also limited in what you could do without verifying with a Japanese phone number. But it shut down earlier this year, so rip.

No. 1799051

I will never fucking understand when moids get angry or surprised to see that their wives/girlfriends are pregnant. Like, did you somehow miss the fact that you nutted inside her vagina?? Did you expect nothing to happen? Mayybe you shouldn't have done it raw if you didn't want a child? I swear males are mentally retarded by default.

No. 1799054

>>1799023
your boss is a fucking asshole. $75 is nothing. if that woman had suffocated to death in the store, her family would have sued you guys for hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars. you might even be accused of manslaughter or something like criminal negligence for standing around letting her die if a court found out that you had an inhaler and could have helped her. seriously, fuck your boss.

No. 1799056

File: 1701696050130.png (961.85 KB, 687x502, brownie kiss.png)


No. 1799057

>>1799046
i didnt know that nonny, thanks for the explaination. It's amazing how anime mobile gacha games evolved. I think the very first one was SIF, which was just static cards and a pretty simple gameplay, then Starlight stage came out and that was the first one to introduce 3D models. I am so glad we are a point where we can get good quality gacha rhythm for free. I remember playing SIF from the start and it's amazing how mobile games went from static cards, to 3Dmodels, to Live2D models+3D models. I really like how Ensemble Stars gives you so much to collect, kinda make up for how money thristy it is. I fucking love being able to unlock a Live2D model and a 3D outfit for my husbando lol. The new Love Live game looks amazing too but i grew out of the franchise. I am glad they made a new game, SIF was becoming outdated and boring.

No. 1799058

>>1799001
Oh yeah him, didn't know he is denish kek, my bad.

No. 1799061

>>1799024
Aw man, that sucks. What about Dolph Lundgren? He was mega hot when he was young before abusing hormones to gain muscles in 5 seconds. Is he also not actually Swedish?

No. 1799064

>>1799024
Can't help but associate being wall eyed with psychopathy

No. 1799068

File: 1701696850984.png (46.01 KB, 144x357, tired banana.png)

has anyone ever suffered from impostor syndrome? i have no idea how to overcome it, i feel like such a failure

No. 1799071

>>1799068
Not imposter syndrome, but crippling self worth issues that can skill over to that sort of thing.
Idk how to overcome, maybe therapy?
I'm not getting therapy though but maybe it could help you?

No. 1799072

>>1799068
No never. You're probably the only person in the world who has it.

No. 1799073

>>1799071
i am too poor to afford therapy, fuck. Once i get a proper stable job i will invest in therapy because i have some serious issues i have no idea how to overcome.

No. 1799074

>>1799072
kek i was feeling terrible but your comment brightened up my day and made me laugh, thanks nonny. I need to work on my english and proof reading.

No. 1799080

>>1799068
Yes, but what are you going to do? Not work and become a NEET? You just keep doing your thing and it goes away as you gain more experience and confidence.

No. 1799085

File: 1701697622647.jpg (158.53 KB, 1024x1024, chibi style animation, woman t…)

>>1799074
Your English and grammar were perfect, I was just being a smartass. I'm glad I made you laugh though.

No. 1799086

>>1799080
i am already a neet i am feeling like this over dumb internet stuff and not being good enough at my skills

No. 1799089

>>1799046
Idk what i’m looking at but it reminds me of games on flip phones.

No. 1799090

>>1799068
something that cures this is surveying people you know personally as utterly retarded presenting themselves as successful and knowledgable on LinkedIn. Everyone fakes it, at least initially.

No. 1799102

>>1799068
>>1799071
you don't always need therapy. you just have to change your mindset and not listen to negative internal thoughts. talk to yourself everyday. be kind of yourself, remind yourself that you deserve everything you have, that sort of thing. i used to be afraid people would find out i was a 'fraud', but i started to realize how stupid i was being when i actually met people who were legit frauds. i had really low self esteem, but i wasn't doing anything wrong. i just had to work on my confidence and belief in myself and remind myself of that everyday.

it also helped that i knew someone who boldly lied to my face about everything in her life. turned out she was blowing smoke up everyone's asses and it all came out eventually. her reputation was ruined in the end as she couldn't deal with the stress of lying constantly and people started asking too many questions because her stories were not matching up with reality. as long as you are not fabricating stories about yourself, being arrogant, shitting on others for no reason or talking yourself up more than necessary, you are fine.

No. 1799104

>>1799089
That's the era these early mobile games emerged from, there were whole gaming services for Japanese flip phones in the 00s, most of it is lost to time now.

No. 1799134

>>1799104
Oh interesting, were there animu gacha games on those at the time?

No. 1799135

I'm all home alone for the first time in a long time, for a while the first thing I would have done was masturbate but i don't know, i pretty much do it even if people are home with me, it no longer feels special.

No. 1799149

>>1799134
Gacha wasn't a thing yet, that only happened once in-app purchases on smartphones became a thing. But I think a lot of the popular anime back then had flip phone games, don't quote me on that though because as I said most of it has been lost.

No. 1799170

When I was sixteen, I was babysitting my neighbor's kids who were nine, seven, and four years old. It was early morning (for a teenager) because her regular babysitter had called out so I had been woken up at last minute and asked to come over. So I was drowsing on the couch but trying to keep an eye on the kids, so I rolled over onto my stomach, gave them a bunch of gel pens, and told them they could "tattoo" whatever they wanted on my back. It kept them occupied for over an hour and they ended up giving me the most hilariously generic and redneck tattoos. Like a giant pair of angel wings on my shoulders, feathers blowing in the wind, a big heart that said mom, a curly black tramp stamp ("Just like mommy has!"), and hands praying. Good memory.

No. 1799178

>>1798637
turnin the friggin frogs gay

No. 1799186

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I was going through my old IG messages last night, and I ended up stumbling upon a message from a woman who basically bullied me when I was a young teen and when she tried to befriend me again 10 years later, claiming she's changed. she told me I wasnt good for not supporting sex work and drag queens/gay men. We ended up having a huge blow up and I unfollowed her on IG. she told me I wasn't good enough to be her friend anyway and now the same woman who called me fat as 16 years old is three times the weight I was. It was shocked she didnt private her IG, but I was morbidly curious and went through all her recent photos. She is enormous, and she does drag stuff for a 'living.'
I'm pretty happy about someone who bullied me for my body type becoming this way.

No. 1799189

Tfw I have some naturally acquired during the time troll face shirts I wear around the house but I feel like the retard #internetcore Y2K posers in vidrel wearing them.
>>1799149
I was just wondering if some poor bastards out there lost their husbandos/waifus they sunk real money in. I would not mind lost media autists looking into those, sounds interesting.

No. 1799191

>>1799170
kek this sounds hilarious and reminds me of when we did an all-night movie marathon with our girl scouts group and the "sibling" boy scouts group when we were 14-ish, a friend of mine fell asleep and we wrote "DUMBASS" on his forehead with a pen

No. 1799221

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>>1799186
Sweet sweet karma. May she suffer as much as you did and then a little extra as interest.

No. 1799224

>>1799189
That video is so cringe. Have bullies gone completely extinct to allow this behavior to go unchecked?

No. 1799247

Idk how people drive on mountains where there are CLIFFS, it's too much. I'd rather drag my clit over concrete than drive by a cliff.

No. 1799249

>>1799221
Appreciate your kind words, nonnie.

No. 1799250

>>1799247
Samefag, I'm aware that there are typically rails on those roads. I don't care though.

No. 1799255

Pretty privilege is getting to fart next to the fat girl and be presumed innocent

No. 1799272


No. 1799273

>>1799255
Kekk the pretty women crimes no one talks about

No. 1799280

>>1799247
It's crazy, but you get used to it. I just follow the speed limit and don't care if people get mad I'm "going slow." I grew up in a mountainous area, so my dreams used to involve a car I'm in going off a cliff and slowly floating through the air to crash into the water.

No. 1799283

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>>1799255
SHE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

No. 1799313

why do credit card companies charge twice. I just paid my minimum payment why are they asking for it again

No. 1799318

I've read or watched and loved every single series by Rumiko Takahashi, except for Urusei Yatsura. I wanna watch it someday, too, but Ataru is so ugly, and I don't think I can take it for 194 episodes. Somebody please tell me Lum and that brownhaired girl are worth it, they're so cute.

No. 1799322

>>1799318
Never read it but some coomer guys in a discord server I'm in are obsessed with it. And there's lots of weird suggestive situations between lum and the main guy, involving underwear and swim suits and the like. But she's naive and doesn't understand it's considered sexual or romantic, and he's shy and doesn't know how to act around her. That's what I understood observing from afar though so I may be wrong.

No. 1799355

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I was halfway through writing the new celebcow thread and I closed out the tab. Fuck this, I'm going to do something else.

No. 1799361

>>1799355
I’ve been there nonnie. That is why I always write it in the notes and then just copy and paste from there when I make the new thread

No. 1799380

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My mom has had cats before, but for some reason she finds even the most mundane and typical things my cat does "quirky". I was talking to her on the phone about how he's been obsessing over candy wrappers lately and always carries it to bed to play whenever he gets his paws on one and she went off like picrel

No. 1799383

>>1799380
Lmao thats really cute I love mom energy

No. 1799403

another one of those days where i want to beat up and spit on my celebrimoid crush. remember, never fall for those cinnamonroll babygurl acts, that's why it's called acting. they all need to be beaten. i hlovate him.

No. 1799420

>>1799380
honestly that's how i talk about my dog, your mom and i can't help but be amused at literally everything our pets do kek. i love it

No. 1799430

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My neopets stocks are crashing and I'm broke

No. 1799432

>>1799430
I started checking mine everyday recently and thinking about what a retard I am not for monitering actual stocks.

No. 1799440

South park is so based for making my childhood OTP true and canon

No. 1799442

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>>1799430
>>1799432
if only real stocks worked like neopets stocks, I'd be swimming in cash rn

No. 1799443

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I unironically think I may buy the Zara Hello Kitty perfume and empty the bottle to make a new perfume myself. I just want the bottle but I doubt the actual scent is good or lasts long.

No. 1799454

>>1799440
which one

No. 1799459

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Is it true the twitch tranny Finnster an hero'd? please tell me it's true

No. 1799469

>>1799459
nevermind it was another tranny who commited, i wanted it to be true so badly

No. 1799472

>>1799459
>>1799469
Don't mess with my heart like that I genuinely got excited

No. 1799485

I think I'm a pretty off-putting person but people love to come up to me and open up to me randomly so I guess I actually have a nice aura.

No. 1799497

>>1799443
do it. I buy things for the container sometimes, or am tempted to. I was really tempted to buy a drink mix around Halloween because it came in a big glass bottle shaped like a human head. man I love containers. you ever think about how reality is a bunch of containers? like our bodies are containers for organs. we put our organ containers into cars, which are another small form of containers. they're containers for organs, containers which are our consciousness is currently residing in. we drive the organ-container container to the drive through window of another container to pick up our Jimmy John's order, which is handed to us in another container, which is the bag they put your sandwich in, and that in itself is inherently is a container, because a sandwiches are containers. then drive back to your work container. maybe you sit in a cubicle container there. then drive your organ-container container back to your living container which contain your sleeping container and you put the organ container in the sleeping container which is in the living container then you wake up and eat your nutrient container and do it all over again

No. 1799498

>>1799454
tweek x craig

No. 1799499

>>1799497
god i love containers. do you love organizing things? you sound like me

No. 1799513

>>1799485
Kek resting friendly face?

No. 1799521

Is there something like so bad its good christmas movies? like horror b movies but for christmas

No. 1799533

>>1799521
Hallmark movies would probably be your best bet kek

No. 1799544

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I order some contact lenses for my next cosplay from Pinky paradise and my bank contacted me to ask if someone else used my credit card for fraud. kek. The order was only $35, but I appreciate my bank being so diligent.

No. 1799547

Sometimes I like to pretend I'm weak to others, but then I carry two full sized SUV tires from my car to my house with ease.

No. 1799549

GTA has twerking in the new trailer… its surreal to even see a new GTA tbh

No. 1799552

I still use a victoria's secret lotion I got like over 5 years ago. It still smells good and it hasn't separated so I'm still gonna use it.

No. 1799553

Getting real tired of people getting mad at me for not reply immediately or taking time to rearrange my thoughts after they were the one who started the fight. Like fuck off.

No. 1799572

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blow dried cow picture

No. 1799573

>>1799572
thank you.

No. 1799574

>>1799544
what contacts are you getting, nonka?

No. 1799577

They better release GTA6 earlier so I can watch my nigel play it because I can’t be bothered even though it looks pretty

No. 1799581

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>>1799572
She is absolutely perfect.

No. 1799582

>>1799552
I use old toiletries and makeup if it needs using up. As long as it doesn't smell funky or has turned to weird goop I don't care.

No. 1799584

I absolutely have to locate my collection of plastic cockroaches and rubber spiders

No. 1799589

>>1799572
warm baby

No. 1799600

>>1799584
I found the biggest fucking cockroach I've ever seen in my life on the bathroom mirror the other day. It was so fucking huge it looked like a fake rubber one. I've lived all over this state, and I've never had cockroaches until I moved to this fucking apartment.

No. 1799601

>>1799577
Is it true that there's trannyshit in it

No. 1799603

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>get this retarded crush on a random moid celebrity from a tv show
>instantly feel the urge to flirt with a guy i'm acquaintaces with online
>i don't even know anything about him
Why am I like this.

No. 1799615

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I didn't realize Daryl Hall and John Oates were in a legal battle, and Daryl got a temporary restraining order on John. Sounds like a dumpster fire. Here's the rest of the article: https://variety.com/2023/music/news/hall-and-oates-lawsuit-restraining-order-1235805425/

No. 1799618

>>1799615
the boys are fightinnggg

No. 1799624


No. 1799626

>>1799615
Thats hilarious I love old ass decrepit musicians fighting. also just saw their pics and they both looking like neanderthals these days kek

No. 1799638

>>1799626
I wish the case wasn't sealed, I wanna see the details badly. I laughed hard at that picture

No. 1799646

The internet service guys named our wifi after our tenant lol

No. 1799660

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I've been watching videos of parents meeting their babies for the first time and now I'm crying. One day it will be me!

No. 1799665

>>1799615
My dad is so sad about this
i was named after one of their songs

No. 1799666

i spent 2 days pondering if i should post my crush in the current unconventional attractions thread or just wait for the next one since it's almost full. i still can't decide. i'm so fucking scared of annoying someone since he was already posted last thread kek

No. 1799667

>>1799665
Bet you're lovely, Maneater

No. 1799671

>>1799667
nona I'm cackling

No. 1799672

>>1799660
It will be you someday anon!!

No. 1799677

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>>1799667
why thank you

No. 1799688

Idk how to break it to my Nigel that it’s kuromi not kurumi but he’s really excited about my Christmas present that he’s already told me it’s “kurumi”… I just keep thinking about a cannibalistic Sanrio character called kurumi who’s kuromi’s distant cousin twice removed who foams at the mouth, laughs a lot for no reason, vaguely looks like a kangaroo, is pink and wrinkly and has a hood that looks like a lion or smthin. Sanrio, hire me. I am your gal.

No. 1799693

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i had a long day so i think i will cover my face with vaporub and put on some white noise and imagine him planking on me like a weighted blanket.

No. 1799694

>>1799660
Your bebe will love you nonnie

No. 1799695

i think it's insane how scrambled eggs are so tasty but so easy to make. maybe the world isn't such a bad place afterall.

No. 1799697

>>1799695
they go cold so fucking fast though

No. 1799699

>>1799695
they smell like farts

No. 1799703

Annoying autistic gen z student in the flat below me is singing off key. I hate his weird robotic autistic voice so much

No. 1799705

had such horny feral thoughts while i was getting ready for work but now that im home again i cant muster the same excitement from earlier. trying to be flirty with my moid but he's also at work rn so im getting boring responses

No. 1799706

>>1799703
sing badly back at him, he'll probably realize

No. 1799708

>>1799706
I'm too tired to engage he's absolutely starved for attention and its 4am

No. 1799711

>>1799708
leave a letter on his door/mail box saying hes a stupid cunt for singing so poorly and he should be embarrassed

No. 1799717

>>1799703
If you recognize any of the songs tell him that the artist of the song would be embarrassed or something. Ear plugs may be in ur future…

No. 1799722

kill him . not sure who needs to see this but do it

No. 1799724

help me decide nonnies. Should i
>start working on a project now and release it during december
>get my shit together during december , start working on it during december but release it on january
>start working on it on january, release it on january

No. 1799725

>>1799724
may as well get it out of the way and do it now so you can either chill or focus on other responsibilities later

No. 1799730

>>1799513
That's the thing, I have little lifeless eyes and I don't really smile so I don't understand it. I do have round and soft features though, perhaps that makes me have a kind impression.

No. 1799732

>>1799724
if you want to do something why wait? procrastinating is for things you dont want to do.

No. 1799735

>>1797799
how many rescue dogs does she currently own. if it's more than 3 she's definitely a lesbian

No. 1799736

>>1799725
>>1799732
forgot to add i am working on something right now. I wish i was better at time management.

No. 1799748

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No. 1799749

>>1799748
So true kween

No. 1799750

>>1799748
Me too….

No. 1799751

>>1799748
finally someone said it

No. 1799752

I have to drive two and a half hours to work every day, and I only get 3 (unpaid!) days off a year and I only have one left until May. Can someone please tell me I’m such a brave and special girl who doesn’t deserve this? That my courage and endurance are unmatched even by active soldiers?

No. 1799755

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i feel so confused when someone makes a spongebob reference since i hated that show as a kid and never watched it, same for fairly odd parents

No. 1799756

>>1799755
i loved spongebob idk why he just resonated he was like a brother to me

No. 1799757

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Sarah Michelle Gellar is yelling at Roblox on Instagram because her son’s account was hacked, kek. This is so fucking funny to me, where’s the celebricows thread when we need it!

No. 1799758

>>1799756
fucking hated the faggot, not only was he annoying but also fucking ugly as shit and didnt inspire me to draw.

No. 1799759

>>1799757
why was her credit card attached to it when she could’ve just sent him gift cards ? she needs a financial advisor to help her avoid things like this

No. 1799763

>>1799755
Spongebob had that episode where he learns how to tie his shoes and it taught me how to tie my shoes since my parents tried explaining but it was too confusing. Spongebob is a great teacher… or maybe whoever taught him was, I don't remember who was it but I remember that song.

No. 1799764

>>1799759
I bet her kid stole her card and ran up a huge bill, kek

No. 1799765

I AM AUTISTIC AND I DONT CARE I FUCKING LOVE MYSELF. ♥

No. 1799768

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No. 1799769

chilling with my hydrocolloid patches on again, drinking wine again, watching winx club eatin taco bell

No. 1799770

>>1799757
buffy and roblox crossover???

No. 1799772

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>tfw will never be a moid and experience bromances
why live being tomboy is pain

No. 1799773

>>1799768
KEK This post will never not be funny to me and I hope with all my heart it is sincere and truthful and not a larp. I want to believe

No. 1799774

>>1799769
Love the feelin of kickin back and letting hydrocolloid bandages soak up the day’s goop. Ahhhhh.

No. 1799776

>>1799774
they work hardcore overtime for me while i sleep, amazing

No. 1799777

>>1799773
umm hey babe? you mind roleplaying squidward brat taming spongebob? please? for me?

No. 1799778

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>>1799768
Fucking kek, that one and picrel kill me every time

No. 1799781

massive blood clots getting stuck in my pubes is going to be the end of my life

No. 1799782

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>>1799768
>(though I’d let him be a SpongeBob top).

No. 1799784

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are you getting something for yourself this christmas? i am getting a basic at-home excercising kit

No. 1799786

>>1799784
don't wear the wrong shoes

No. 1799788

>>1798783
not me, i'm so purdy that males get intimidated talking to me so i'm always by myself, i'm so cool

No. 1799789

>>1799786
does it matter if i am at home, do i even have to wear shoes

No. 1799790

>>1798845
are children's books ok? i like Haunting of Hiram and Platform 13, both by Eva Ibbotson.

No. 1799793

>>1798935
>when there's a vanity table in the background of a picture i'm drawing but it's too far away to add detailing

No. 1799795

jesus christ this is so ugly imagine paying 1300 for this

No. 1799796

>>1799784
I got myself a nice-ass hair straightener brush.

No. 1799805

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>"i love winter, summer is so annoying and sweaty and gross, and i get to cover my body as much as i want"
>have headache, day old still going
>stuffy nose
>back to my mouthbreathing habit
>dizzy
>mild but irritating pain all over the body
>eyes feel like my tears were replaced with spiced water
>want to sleep but have assignment tomorrow whose work i was planning to start and finish today
>random tummy pain?
i am so not having a good time, girls

No. 1799806

>>1799795
“I saur et” I fucking hate this accent so much

No. 1799807

>>1799806
what accent is it? i though she was just british

No. 1799813

>>1799784
I asked to get only money this year so I can get myself an ipad pro, probably the 2018 one because it's the oldest with a 120hz screen. It's ostensibly to use procreate and take notes but it's mostly going to get used for gaming

No. 1799817

>>1799795
Not gonna lie I'm annoyed she literally broke one of the ornaments by dropping another one on it and then exclaimed that it came broken. Girl, I just watched you drop a heavier ornament on it and it made a crunch noise breaking off.

No. 1799819

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Bellesa sucks why am i surprised

No. 1799824

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Naur I did NOT mean Kuromi fuk that overrated emo bitch.

No. 1799826

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Why does an animatronic with a dead child inside have to be sexy

No. 1799828

>>1799826
Because men (derogatory) are incapable of staying engaged with media unless it makes their dick hard. Subhumans.

No. 1799833

>>1799826
I've wondered this ever since they changed her in the 2nd game. Like… why does she need a thin waist when none of the other animatronics had changes like that

No. 1799836

>>1799795
1. ugly
2. ugly
3. ugly
4. LOL stickers
5. gross
6. ugly
7. ugly
8. ugly good job breaking it and claiming it came broken
9. ugly
10. ok thats kind of cute
11. ugly
12. ugly lmao
13. ugly
14. ugly
15. its ok but still kind of ugly
16. lmao fucking ugly
17. its ok, the red dot is meh
18. its cuteish
19. this is the nicest one of that type but still ugly
20. ugly, all of those flat crystals with the cheap printed faces look awful, especially as she said the colours arent consistent
21. ugly
22. I like the glitter stuff on the top but not the red
23. ugly
24. ugly
25. the best in terms of theme and I understand if you like micky mouse but still…bit ugly

No. 1799837

>>1799826
The first one is so much better and legitimately terrifying the other is just retarded coomer shit

No. 1799844

>>1799837
Its also so much cuter, I want to hug them all

No. 1799847

>>1799844
Why was most of the movie just the animatronics being boring and nice kek they built a damn table fort at one point. I thought they were scary and evil from my very limited knowledge.

No. 1799850

>>1799847
I would build a fort with Freddy Fazbear and dance with them too, they're adorable

No. 1799851

>>1799847
because the franchise became some cocomelon entertainment for special need adults and children. It's a shame because it had so much potential to be actually scary.

No. 1799852

>>1799851
Kek it was never that scary to begin with, it's just some dumb animatronics that jumpscare people and some of the look more rundown than others, only 15 year olds found them scary.

No. 1799853

>>1799851
I'm pretty sure the anons who keep insisting on cocomelon shit are the ones who watched cocomelon themselves because I can't believe it lives so rent free in their heads. Like I literally forget it is a thing because I'm an adult with responsibilities and not a terminally online child

No. 1799855

>>1799853
nta but it's a pretty consistent meme I've seen on social media to essentially call someone a retarded child

No. 1799857

>>1799855
Makes sense because only retarded children use social media, and I'm sure it's the same children who came up with the insult. Like millennials mocking Barney or the Teletubbies

No. 1799859

>>1799853
you seem painfully unfun to be around

No. 1799860

>>1799859
Go to bed, kid, it's past your bedtime

No. 1799861

>>1799860
mumsnet is the other way grandma(infighting)

No. 1799862

>>1799859
>Get called out
>waaa was you're so unfun to be around!
You have to be 18+ to post here.

No. 1799864

>>1799861
go cry about not being able to buy a house, not retiring ever or not living in an era where anything original ever happens elsewhere, zoomie.(infighting)

No. 1799867

are youse all really fighting over a meme

No. 1799870

why do infighters always come shit up this thread

No. 1799871

>>1799857
Err… what? Cocomelon is mocked for being essentially garbage to let your child watch. It's been said to cause speech delays and delaying milestones in young children and makes them sort of addicted to watching it. Children throwing tantrums when parents turn the show off. It's nothing like Barney kek. The people who made the meme are parents

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No. 1799878

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as much as a i dislike all the changes to original april o'neil, i am glad moids are getting their og waifu ruined. If i cant have croptop wearing cassey jones moids dont deserve their big titty ginger waifus.

No. 1799879

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it's lolcor hours baybee

No. 1799880

turning the ac even though its not even hot-hot is my god given human right

No. 1799881

>>1799878
what does casey look like now?

No. 1799883

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>>1799881
they turned him into a generic npc male from the 2003 series and onwards

No. 1799884

>>1799880
fellow ausfag? this heat is shit and the storms last like 10 mins and make it muggier and even more humid and sticky reee

No. 1799886

>>1799883
the '03 was one of my first crushes.

No. 1799887

>>1799884
nah, hispanic. Fuck this gay humid hot christmas.

No. 1799903

This moid whose art i really like has the weirdest fetish ever. He likes to draw assholes with hair, which wouldnt be so weird if he didnt draw them in such a fucking specific way. He always draws two, and only two, long hairs that stick out like a sore thumb and always draws a single mole on the asshole. It's so fucking specific and distracting. I just want to focus on his incredible anatomy but i keep getting distracted by his weird autistic fetish.

No. 1799906

>>1799887
do you guys eat mostly cold stuff for christmas lunch/dinner too? usually we have cold cuts/meats, coleslaw etc, prawns and white wine. too hot to cook all day or eat hot food.
also I saw ugly xmas sweaters on sale today…it's 30+ degrees celcius and it's the start of december. so braidead following american trends when our season is the literal opposite of their christmas weather. has bothered me since I was a kid, seeing that fake snow in summer heat.

No. 1799917

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I like the fluffy white dog disses. They are usually as dumb as a bag of rocks with weird human eyes. But they are sweet.

No. 1799918

>>1799873
1 2 3 and to the 4

No. 1799921

>>1799906
The ugly christmas sweater trend in aus is so fucking ridiculous, I'd die if I tried to wear a sweater right now and I don't want to follow American trends anyway. xmas tshirts will do me just fine.

No. 1799936

>>1799906
Not that nona but also an ausfag, dad cooks a glazed ham on the bbq and we have roast veg/ salad and prawns and lychees. The ham is good cold too though yummy

No. 1799980

>>1799322
That's okay, Ranma is one of my favorites of hers, I just can't stand Ataru being ugly. If I'm being honest, I don't even know if I'm actually looking for a real response or if I should've just posted this in the vent thread instead, but the fact that Ataru apparently doesn't know how to act around Lum is nice, thanks for that.

No. 1800053

>>1799878
What if I like both April and Cassey….

No. 1800068

>>1799879
and I always miss them, fuck euro time

No. 1800073

>>1800068
I feel you. Being european on the american internet is so difficult

No. 1800082

I'm trying to rotate my cupboards to ensure that nothing expires and goes to waste, and I haven't been shopping since, but this is resulting in the stupidest meals possible.
I'm baking and eating a lot of bread because I have to use up my flour and yeast, and because I've accumulated a lot of spreads. So yesterday's breakfast was bread and cinnamon bun spread, lunch was bread and whipped butter, and dinner was fried rice with canned peas and carrots. This morning was bread and jelly, and a giant cup of peach and ginger tea sweetened with canned milk. I'm pretty sure I bought the tea bags for that tea in 2018.

No. 1800083

>>1799864
>not being able to buy a house, not retiring ever
Since when has this been a zoomer thing

No. 1800088

>>1800073
absolutely, I've been very aware of this since I started going on the internet in the first place, fuck americans

No. 1800091

File: 1701784664079.jpg (174 KB, 600x621, Savage-garden.jpg)

>>1800068
>>1800073
>>1800088

southern hemisphereians rise up

No. 1800094

>>1799936
samefag but babes, ausfagyrt we did ham too! usually the big ole pre-wrapped and tied cold ones from woolies or whatever. it would be in like a cold wet sack in the fridge for a week or two after. goodest of the good shit.
I hope you have a lovely spread this xmas and it isn't too hot, they are cloud seeding and absolutely rooting the atmosphere atm so slip slop slap etc.

No. 1800098

I’m awake now sorry for leaving you hanging girls

No. 1800110

>>1799807
nta and i have NAUR idea but Britain has different regional accents, like burgers

No. 1800117

File: 1701786275568.png (1.42 MB, 718x683, otp.png)

>>1800098
welcome back

No. 1800119

>>1800117
my favorite lawlcow couple

No. 1800124

>>1800094
Is it true the Australian government controls the clouds there?

No. 1800127

File: 1701786617705.gif (11.24 MB, 640x636, cat-shaking.gif)

must resist the urge to start infighting

No. 1800128

>>1800094
as a britbong, whenever aussies mention woolies I get a bit sad (showing my age here)

No. 1800132

>>1800098
goodmorning beautiful.

No. 1800150

File: 1701787637880.jpg (152.59 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (1).jpg)

Large perfume collections stress me out so bad. I understand that the pretty bottles are half of what makes perfumes so appealing, but at a certain point you need to just buy minis, samples and travel sizes. but I know if I won a million dollars today at least 10k would go to fragrances kek

No. 1800153

>>1800128
Don't worry, I'm pretty sure they have sheep in Britain, you can make your own woolies.

No. 1800184

File: 1701789504339.jpeg (139.45 KB, 1200x1283, IMG_9064.jpeg)

>>1800127
fite me then you coward

No. 1800189

>>1800128
anon same I used to love getting a pick n mix from there

No. 1800207

>>1800117
>>1800132
hello babies

No. 1800208

I think dasha is a lesbian. That has to be the only reason she added that like hourlong sex scene into her movie that had nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein

No. 1800215

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I want to start reading something I just don’t know what

No. 1800228

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I unironically wish my life was like a cute girls doing cute things anime—I want to be part of a tight-knit group of girl buddies in a world where men don't exist like picrel.

No. 1800229

>>1799660
It will be super special once it's you. No one can replace that moment.

No. 1800230

>>1799826
I remember when the first game came out and I didnt even know Chika was supposed to be a lady bot until half way through the game. her design on the left is so much better. this looks gross

No. 1800231

I haven't got any christmas presents for my dad and my brother yet.
What do you even buy for moids other than underwear and socks?

No. 1800233

>>1799847
The movie could have been good, but it added a random subplot with that useless female cop. The whole fort building thing was cringe. I wanted to see them kill people or have more scares, but nothing happened. It was so disappointing.

No. 1800236

My heartbeat has been fast for days now and causing me trouble breathing and a cough, how can I stop it?

No. 1800238

>>1800231
My dad is a manly man, so I bought him a beer bottle opener in the shape of a bear head and a rock with a trout painted on it. What does your father/brother do for hobbies?

No. 1800241

>>1800053
Based, and same. I always had a crush on April and her yellow jumpsuit.

No. 1800244

>>1800231
Tools. Really, my dad is crazy about that stuff. Men should be fixing stuff around the house anyway.

No. 1800247

>>1800231
my dads not getting anything cause christmas is every day for him

No. 1800249

File: 1701793339448.jpeg (3.56 MB, 3024x4032, 1701731105637.jpeg)

>>1799524
Fixed.

No. 1800261

>>1800244
My dad is a diy person but he already has enough tools and related random crap to fill up three sheds, so I don't think there's anything he doesn't have already.

No. 1800269

>>1800261
Does he likes miniature stuff? Maybe you could give something like that so he can build his own car/plane/whatever.

No. 1800280

>>1800269
He would like that sort of thing but due to our circumstances he'd never find the time to actually work on it. That's an idea though, thanks nonny

No. 1800299

>>1800249
Beautiful work. Subtle. Clean.

No. 1800345

I only go the hairdressers once or twice a year. When I tell them I haven’t been in six months they freak out and insist on cutting off three inches of “clearly damaged” split ends, but when I don’t say anything they only cut off one inch max. I just went for the first time in a year, explicitly asked them to cut off all the damage and they cut off like 5/8”. Are they just bullshitting me when they say they can see damaged hair?

No. 1800364

>>1800345
I lowkey hate having my hair cut. I've been trying to grow my hair longer for a long time and I understand you have to cut off the damaged hair to make it grow, but I always feel like I'm back to square one when it gets cut.

No. 1800376

A clementine was found to have recently appeared on the floor in my art class. I took it before leaving and ate it because I was really hungry. Obviously eating mysterious food from the floor is ridiculous but it's protected by the peel so it's not that weird right? It was really sweet and good.
What do you think, unhinged or thrifty

No. 1800381

>>1800376
Pretty unhinged but shine on you beautiful diamond.

No. 1800389

Pitch: a Jodi Arias movie but it’s a dark comedy and the soundtrack is all bubblegum pop girlboss anthems.

No. 1800391

>>1800389
I’m so sorry the first actress to play Jodi that popped in my head was Arianna Grande

No. 1800399


No. 1800402

>>1800376
Unhinged from others point of view, but only because we live in a weird society that requires everything not perfect be thrown away. Having worked picking fruit for a summer, I would have done the absolute same. Those fruits drop on the processing plant floor so many times and we just pick them up and throw them back into the boxing machines.

No. 1800404

File: 1701800631900.jpeg (966.07 KB, 1801x1078, IMG_1888.jpeg)

>>1800391
I feel like Rachel McAdams could really kill it lol but she might be too old at this point.

No. 1800412

>>1800376
was it good tho was it juicy or dry

No. 1800414

>>1800389
Jodi makes me laugh but I saw a recent mugshot of hers and she looked so sad. I really dont think she’s someone who intended to become a notable figure through exterminating that pedo

No. 1800421

File: 1701801304945.png (1.79 MB, 798x1000, ySUpS9L.png)

IN NEW YOOOOOOOOOOORK
CONCRETEJUNGLEWHEREDREAMSARE MAAADE OF
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN'T DooOOoOOooO
NOW YOU'RE IN NEW YOOOOOOOOORK

No. 1800425

>>1800412
super juicy and sweet!

No. 1800439

>>1800402
Nta but that's pretty different since anon just found the clementine on a art class floor, not a processing plant or an orchard kek

No. 1800442

elon tries so hard to be like some special monarch but he’s just a trust fund baby.

No. 1800468

>>1800402
an art class floor is way worse anon. half the people there probably have colds/flu and/or stepped by a used needle.

No. 1800473

>>1800468
I promise you that the type of people working in an agriculture processing plant are not the type to be able to afford medical care. That's how we get hepatitis outbreaks. Johnny Hepatitis, rather than take the pay cut to walk to the bathrooms (which depending on the size of the fields can be a half hour away), will instead squat and shit right on the plants that produce your peppers. These unwashed peppers are shipped to a restaurant where some line cook who's breakfast was a red bull and two cigarettes fourteen hours ago forgets to wash it before serving it to you.
The whole process is gross. Wash all your fruit and vegetables, even if they say pre-washed.

No. 1800474

>>1800231
i was thinking yesterday moids should be banned from xmas because they are so fucking impossible to buy gifts for. and no matter what you get them the reaction is the same "thanks" where you don't know it's genuine or fake

No. 1800478

>>1800068
>>1800073
i'm a burger and relate too, because threads here only pop off at like 3 am or other bedtimes kek. even during >>1799879

No. 1800483

I feel like a cow buying commissions of my OCs when I'm struggling to pay my bills kek. at least I don't e-beg

No. 1800484

>>1800345
>>1800364
i've been growing my hair out for a few years now and i stopped going to get my hair done last summer. i trim my bangs and ends when needed, color my hair black when needed, and use Kerastase and Amika products. I wrap it sometimes overnight in a microfiber towel to protect it and use a silk pillowcase. I blow dry my hair a couple times a week, but I use a heat protectant. I liked my hairdresser but I don't think I'm going back to pay ever again when I've gotten pretty good at my hair care routine and styling. Just trim using the "search and destroy" method. Mine's just shy of 24 in, looks healthy, and I think i'm going to keep growing it out until it's just over 30 in

No. 1800485

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I'm playing rollercoaster tycoon multiplayer with my moid friend and this just came up

No. 1800492

>>1800485
Grats on your toilet award nona!

No. 1800494

>>1800484
I’ve never got the need for a hairdresser. Maybe only for specific cuts like layered hair but other than that they are annoying and the suck, especially current hairdressers since all they do is some generic twist on beach waves that I can do myself and do better. Only few hairdressers know how to do 60s/70s volume and the rest just take your money to give you a flat and unflattering head of waves with no consideration for structure. Last time I went to the hairdresser (for the second time in my entire life) he kept making knock knock jokes while I painfully smiled then kept asking me why I look so depressed and upset, and then he asked me if I hate him. I wanted to kill myself. I am never going again.

No. 1800496

I love her

No. 1800499

>>1800496
I know right, she's a very aesthetically perfect kitty.

No. 1800500

>>1800494
>he kept making knock knock jokes while I painfully smiled then kept asking me why I look so depressed and upset, and then he asked me if I hate him
sounds like a faggot wtf.
yes it seems like half the time the cut wasn't what i asked for (even with a reference pic) or the color didn't match the swatch i picked in her swatch book. she also would often curl my hair without me asking for it, she didn't charge me, but i don't like how my hair looks curled and i would sit there like why are you doing that though???
also there's youtube tutorials, we can do our own research on what products to use for our hair. my hairdresser would upcharge me for stuff.

No. 1800502

fighting the urge to buy chips

No. 1800506

there aren’t 24 hours there’s 26

No. 1800508

Watching your kids grow up to have children of their own must be so insane.

No. 1800513

>>1800508
What if the parents suddenly have kids that are younger than their kids' children? That would be weird.

No. 1800519

>>1800513
My aunt was a child.

No. 1800520

File: 1701806823139.mp4 (1.67 MB, 720x1280, gym.mp4)

Why do gymrats do stupid, dangerous shit like this just to flex

No. 1800522

>>1800513
I've actually seen stuff like this happen before, where someone and their mom get pregnant at the same time. There was actually a lesbian youtuber who was pregnant at the same time as her mom, I think.

No. 1800523

File: 1701806943137.gif (1.62 MB, 500x522, 93ec09a54a96735ddc9f811ef6dc6c…)

>>1800506
Wait, YOU have a Persona? Tch.

No. 1800524

>>1800513
My aunt is younger than me kek

No. 1800525

>>1800522
Samefag but I do kind of feel like it's unnecessary to have more babies if your children are adults kek. I personally wouldn't do it, but more power to them. Some of my relatives did it and they're good parents.

No. 1800527

>>1800520
The irony being that this same type of dude would probably call a woman attention-seeking just for posting a cute selfie.

No. 1800528

>>1799826
Even the cupcake got blepharoplasty

No. 1800530

My family picked up a stray kitten a while ago and while it's grown decently, I'm afraid it's too thin? It's spine feels pronounced when I pet it, is that normal? The cat is about 3 months old. My parents have always let our cats free feed so my idea of a healthy cat weight is probably skewed but I'm not sure by how much

No. 1800533

>>1800530
>It's spine feels pronounced when I pet it, is that normal?
No, it isn't. You need to fatten that kitten up.

No. 1800539

>>1800530
Leave the food bowl out 24/7, as God intended

No. 1800542

>>1800530
It's very, very hard to overfeed a kitten under 20 weeks, they're growing rapidly and can be allowed to graze. Or you can feed them 4 times a day

No. 1800550

see the life i've had really could turn a lot of you nonas bad…

No. 1800551

>>1800533
>>1800539
>>1800542
Thanks anons, I'll make sure it'll get more to eat then

No. 1800552

I didn’t like edie but now that she’s dead I’m sad. Poor queen

No. 1800561

Having long lashes fucking sucks. It always feels like they're sticking together and god forbid they get wet. The worst is when it feels like I have an eye booger but I can't get it out cause it's just my lash.

No. 1800582

I’m trying to exercise here but the bike seat hurts like a motherfucker. Cmon it’s like god is trying to keep me fat for fucks sake

No. 1800584

>>1800561
same im constantly getting stray lashes in my eye

No. 1800586

>>1800520
for our amusement. Men's only job is getting deployed, being fit and doing stupid shit i can laugh at.

No. 1800587

bored and suicidal what should i do besides rope

No. 1800589

>>1800561
>>1800584
real, it fucking hurts

No. 1800591

>>1800587
noooo nonny dont rope. First give me all your money and valuable items, then you can rope.

No. 1800596

File: 1701813580010.jpg (108.52 KB, 612x612, Princess_Leia-displayed.jpg)

>>1800587
>download fun lineart off of deviantart or steal from pinterest and colour it in. Even using ms paint might be fun
>download a short visual novel
>emulate ps2 games (can run on dogshit laptops too)
>play terra nil, dredge, dave the diver, or mini metro/motorways
>download cool snowflake designs and cut some out. I like these (picrel) https://www.anthonyherreradesigns.com/starwarssnowflakes
if those recommendations aren't up to your tastes let me know I've got countless things I'm trying to motivate myself not to be too depressed to do kek

No. 1800597

>>1800587
This post makes me wonder how many suicidal people have killed themselves because they were bored at the time and didn't have anything else to do

No. 1800599

>>1800597
people kill themselves because of boredom?

No. 1800603

File: 1701813888048.png (16.78 KB, 128x128, 1696388266016.png)

i wish i was good at drawing so i could expend all day drawing my husbandos getting abused

No. 1800604

>>1800596
I love that princess Leia cutout. tis the season and I really want to decorate my room with SW stuff.

No. 1800611

>>1800603
This is my dream and it is being denied to me

No. 1800613

>>1800611
i know right? i know there were more husbando artists that drew how i like, but i gotta subject myself to waifu shit to learn how to draw how i want.

No. 1800617

File: 1701814719215.jpg (122.32 KB, 612x612, R2-D2-displayed_2012.jpg)

>>1800604
I do them every year they come out and try and save my old ones when I take them down for the next year. They're all super cute and if you have a paper cutter it's so satisfying to get the spaces just right. Once I was anxious for a chem exam and in an ocd panic did the entire 2012-15 collections through the afternoon and the night exam kek. good times. Glad the university never noticed how scratched up the desk got my years there

No. 1800619

File: 1701814750712.jpg (40.85 KB, 526x583, strong but sensitive.jpg)

>>1800603
Me too. When I was a teen and used to draw lots I remember my scrote friend asking me what kind of art I'd be doing when I get good and I linked him some semi realistic drawings of men getting abused and he was horrified. It wasn't even that bad, just half naked guys with black eyes or crying or whatever and when they were naked it didn't show genitals but it was so damn hot to me. But he said I was sick, I kid you not, the man who'd sent me unprompted incest porn and paintings of males giving birth from their anus told me I was sick for wanting to draw bruised men crying. Men are fucking weak and my biggest regret in life was stop drawing cus now I'm stuck in teen level art, you know, some understanding of anatomy but still stiff type of shit, and I can't make men seethe while women like me appreciate peak masculine beauty which is when they're on their knees crying all bruised.

No. 1800621

>>1800603
I've took the courage to do this a couple of times but then i always delete everything no matter how much effort i've put into it because i start to regret my actions.
It started also because there is so little content of my husbando, i wish i could share it so other people who like him can find something new, but i get the terrible fear of being recognized and i'm unable to develop a new drawing style kek.

No. 1800624

>>1800619
You can pick up drawing at any time, you know. Just start again!

No. 1800628

>>1800613
ayrt and instead I've been trying to write a fanfic where I get to rape my husbando, but my writing is so bad stilted and autistic. I think I've got some good parts but it's trying to make the events flow as a narrative that I struggle with.

No. 1800630

>>1800617
These are literally so cute!! You have inspired me to try to do some and decorate my door. R2 is adorable.

No. 1800633

>>1800619
Queen shit. Start drawing again. You deserve to draw crying, bruised men.

No. 1800638

File: 1701815638450.jpg (Spoiler Image,314.85 KB, 2048x1431, 1653895546932-4.jpg)

>>1800603
>>1800619
>>1800628
>>1800621
i hate how theres barely any male ryona artists smh, you are all doing something good for the world

No. 1800642

File: 1701816005752.gif (232.88 KB, 400x300, 1688843694014084.gif)

>>1800638
there need to be more degenerate cute male artists overall. i need more feet art of my husbando

No. 1800646


No. 1800647

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>>1800642
agreed, im tired of every female nsfw artist pandering to male coomers also im not a footfag but good for you kekk

No. 1800656

File: 1701816387352.jpeg (562.57 KB, 1170x1114, saagelius.jpeg)

>>1800647
holy shit yes, its either pickmes drawing waifu shit for moids or genderspecials drawing ''cuntboys(women)''

No. 1800660

File: 1701816545941.jpg (113.41 KB, 564x772, 1650728913762.jpg)

>>1800647
I don't know what I'd do without Sachiko's artwork.

No. 1800669

>>1800647
Sachiko seems to be the only artist i know now drawing this kind of genre. Even people who I was friends with 10+ years ago is pandering to trannies and twt bullshit.

No. 1800675

>>1800638
>>1800647
yknow i decided to stop being a degen years ago for my own sanity, but this kind of stuff and "whump" still has a chokehold on me when i see it.

No. 1800678

>>1799755
same. spongebob was so annoying and i hated how he bullied squidward. Even if squidward was a prick i still felt bad for him

No. 1800705

reminiscing about playing with toys as a kid and thinking about how I decided one toy was a depressed widower because i lost the toy who was his wife

No. 1800714

>>1799755
I never watched much spongebob but I did watch a lot of fairly odd parents as a kid and loved it, it was always on when I came home from school

No. 1800720

>>1800660
It's a shame that the way she draws eyes is too Steve Buscemi coded.

No. 1800733

>>1800720
cant unsee, extremely cursed, have a nice day

No. 1800748

>>1800720
dont compare cute anime boys to 3DPD ever again

No. 1800774

>>1800748
They aren't cute her stylistic choices are horrendous

No. 1800779

File: 1701823460232.jpg (164.46 KB, 660x914, 1650727776994.jpg)

>>1800774
Depends on the image, I think this one is pretty nice.
>ywn have a moid you can just take the batteries out of when you don't want to deal with him anymore

No. 1800784

>>1800779
nta but i always wanna take a liquify tool and pinch the bug eyes to be smaller it drives me nuts

No. 1800786

>>1800779
This looks like an ugly man with prey eyes, no chin, and dirt stack. She draws incels. This is Kip from Napolean dynamite.

No. 1800791

File: 1701824054544.png (888.7 KB, 650x910, __original_drawn_by_kaneoya_sa…)

>>1800774
I think the boys she draws are cute, then again, I just love anime boys bleeding sexily.

No. 1800796

>Manga purely about handsome dog-boys updates
>Chapter features busty dog-girl oneeshota bullshit
>Unfollow and rate 1-star
I know it is petty and retarded and it will do nothing but I now feel like I've lost all the respect I had for the mangaka.

No. 1800797

File: 1701824458635.jpeg (22.97 KB, 548x540, A8DB1168-E965-4120-8B5D-4BF7AE…)

they didn't let me try on the sick shoes at the sick shoe store because they didn't think i'd buy them (which was true, i was gonna buy some online later when they got discounted or something). "they're delicate" THEY ARE JORDANS. aren't they supposed to be indestructible or something. fuck you.

No. 1800809

>>1800797
maybe they thought your feet smelled

No. 1800811

>>1800720
>>1800774
>>1800786
I like her art but I do find it weird that she is the most popular internet artist that makes sensual art targeted at women where only men are sexualized. Yet her males are "unconventional attractive". Its hard to find artist that draws ikemens or bishouns in vulnerable or "objectifying" positions. Not saying that art like that doesn't exist but it rarely goes viral. It just sucks if you are a man you can easily find art of every type of woman in any sort of situationcatering to every fetishes meanwhile if you are a woman and wanna look at sexy het art that doesn't feature sexualized women then you're out of luck unless you like oddball men. She is free to draw whatever she wants and im not saying she should make her men more appealing to me. What i am saying though is that I need female artists to get more degenerate and shameless

No. 1800813

File: 1701826504862.png (586.88 KB, 822x665, 1697710410786.png)

>>1800786
i don't understand this 'prey eyes' vs 'hunter eyes' thing, i thought nonnas made fun of that shit

No. 1800814

>>1800813
all these dudes look like a bald eagle could swipe them up and eat them alive

No. 1800824

>>1800813
Whats doc Suresh doing amidst these ugly fags

No. 1800837

>>1800811
ive loved her for years and now i feel special for liking unconventionally attractive men because the male character she typically draws is a QT. i hope more artists out there draw what you want to see nona

No. 1800838

>>1800813
a man made this. men are so fucking gay (and none of them are hot imo)

No. 1800841

>>1800814
This. I don’t want a man a bird could btfo

No. 1800843

>>1800813
i think all of these guys are uggo but on the other hand I constantly get accused of being les and people say my bf looks like a woman so idk

No. 1800845

File: 1701829120662.jpeg (80.72 KB, 1024x768, d6b64c70a393ec7ea8bd7285666428…)

>>1800813
Atsushi Sakurai mogs them all

No. 1800846

>>1800845
why are his eyes so close together

No. 1800850

>>1800846
So he can see you better

No. 1800851

>>1800813
Some faggot made this with one hand. The only one I find even mildly attractive is the Mukasa guy. Ian Somerhalder hurts to look at, he only has female fans because he was the bad boy in the vampire diaries.

No. 1800852

>>1800813
fags ruin everything

No. 1800853

File: 1701829957294.gif (903.2 KB, 498x284, atsushi-sakurai.gif)

>>1800846
Hmmm they kinda are but he still mogs every single ai generated looking man in that shitty chart

No. 1800858

>>1800846
hes got them very high cheekbones, cover em with your finger and he looks less eyes close together

No. 1800865

>>1800858
it's so weird that this worked, sorry mr sakurai

No. 1800896

File: 1701835064994.jpg (23.92 KB, 618x618, 1681522870700.jpg)

young ben shapiro was so cute. he needs to get his brows fixed if he ever wants to look like this again

No. 1800900

>>1800896
KEK nonnie

No. 1800902

>>1800896
that is NOT Ben Shapiro

No. 1800905

>>1800902
i believe he sometimes prefers to use the name bayden since attending stanford

No. 1800911

Hope this is the correct thread for when I need to announce I'm high as fuck, because I'm high as fuck. Hope you all were here to talk shit with.

No. 1800914

>>1800911
Hi high-as-fuck, I'm nonnie.

No. 1800915

File: 1701836048993.jpg (47.91 KB, 620x487, hymkr.jpg)

>>1800911
What is up girl I'm listening

No. 1800916

>>1800911
wheres minimod chan to direct you to the stoney baloney thread and afterwards run to meta to howl in angst

No. 1800917

>>1800911
We have a high thread I think, like the drunk thread. It's somewhere in the catalogue.

No. 1800923

I GOTTTT MY LICENSE IM FUCKING FREEEEEE

No. 1800926

>>1800923
YEAAAHHHH CONGRATULATIONS ANON!
It's the best feeling ever, isn't it?

No. 1800938

>1800916
>1800917
So sorry, m'ladies. I'll be on my way.

No. 1800940

>>1800938
>>1800916
>>1800917
you know what I meant.

No. 1800947

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>>1800813
They look like they got run through a "chad" filter, maybe two of them are ok looking but like, what the fuck and also, ew.

No. 1800958

>>1800850
I laughed so hard, my lip split open.

No. 1800961

>>1797673
this can't be

No. 1800965

File: 1701840563928.png (61.35 KB, 328x328, assstarion.png)

>>1800774
opinions are like assholes, anon. I find asstarion and the spiderverse richard ramirez guy repugnant looking but they are extremely popular amongst women

No. 1800966

im really scared of being remembered by others…what if my old school still has records of me? what if some of my old teachers still read retarded things i wrote as a child? that frightens me a lot. I truly hope I’ve been completely forgotten about and everyone has moved past me. Someone please call me a loser and remind me of how meaningless and unimportant I am so I can stop being paranoid. Seriously don’t be afraid to be mean I need a heavy dose of reality like immediately

No. 1800967

>>1800796
huh, what manga?

No. 1800975

>>1800966
i wish i could say that but..a year ago 2 girls from my highschool laughed and called me 'bald headed' when they saw me even though we're all in our late 20s now

No. 1800976

>>1800966
>insult me i need it right now
>no one takes the opportunity

No. 1800977

>>1800975
woah what the fuck. thats repugnant I’m so sorry nonita.

No. 1800994

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No. 1800996

>>1800994
i love this retard !

No. 1800998

if you were rich but the catch is that you can only spend it on useless , dumb, frivolous stuff what would you spend your money on?

No. 1801003

>>1800998
Commission a Pompompurin plush as big as me.

No. 1801004

>>1801003
with asshole included?

No. 1801006

>>1800966
Nonna you're not on their minds, people mostly think about their self, I remember all the embarrassing shit I did as a kid and teen but only remember a couple things other kids did, and we all did stupid shit back then. I don't even remember classmates I wasn't friends with. Whatever you did, you're an adult now and have grown. If someone today judges you for that now they're the weird one. I don't know what happens to school records but no one is going to look for those, teachers are all busy as fuck and dealing with a new generation that is going to be far cringier than you ever were.

>>1801004
Fingerable like the /co/ anon's Wally Darling sex doll demands….

No. 1801007

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>>1801003
Are you not intimidated by this?

No. 1801008

>>1800091
My god those graphics…gonna go listen to this song 10 times

No. 1801011

>>1801006
Im mostly worried because of how social media has allowed everyone to keep screenshots of even the most mildly embarrassing things for decades and decades, if they really want to. I watch too much fictional television and sometimes frighten myself into thinking that there could really be peoole who just keep tabs on everyone they know and store it in some kind of harddrive, and that’s not even that far fetched.

No. 1801017

>>1800975
i hope u clapped back, let some bitch call me bald headed

No. 1801025

>>1801011
There's nothing any of us can do about it all so don't get too stressed nonna. Someone being able to keep and remember that they have screenshots of you for decades and decades is just a scary thought.

Most you can do is scrub any accounts and posts you made and get any archived saves removed. Things are also saved somewhere on some server too where there's no way for us to know what will happen with it. We all have to deal with this, we can't change any of it and caring about it too much will just lead you down a paranoid rabbithole and trying to hide it all just leads to the Streisand effect.

People also lose devices and data all the time, accidentally or on purpose to save some space or even hide the embarrassing of themselves they have saved. Sites go defunct all the time, I don't think Twitter and Tumblr will be with us much longer. Accounts get deleted, usernames get reused, library of babel shit, someone out there is going to type some of these same sentences somewhere else in the future.
It's a general rule that things may live forever digitally, but that doesn't mean anyone cares about it all. The world could end in 5 days from some huge disaster, don't spend your precious time worrying the past.

No. 1801030

File: 1701846104995.jpg (226.7 KB, 1495x1000, 17_midi.jpg)

i invited my friends over to watch godzilla, i am so happy i finally have friends i can introduce to my favourite stuff. We are watching objectivelly the best godzilla movie(1954) followed by the goofiest(1967)

No. 1801036

File: 1701847659688.jpg (Spoiler Image,83.38 KB, 640x640, ad52db05f31ceb3f404da6f10a8a22…)

where 2 cop these booty shorts?

No. 1801043

>>1801030
God I wish that was me. Lucky friends, I hope they enjoy!

No. 1801141

>>1801036
Literally anywhere because these corny shorts are a millennial trend

No. 1801174

>>1800966
I've fortunately never had the displeasure of meeting anyone I went to school with in later life but I can't help thinking that if they knew how I turned out, they wouldn't be surprised in the slightest

No. 1801176

I love sunny winter days

No. 1801177

>>1801036
That's a Magnus Archives quote btw. Though I haven't seen anyone talk about it recently which feels weird. Another tumblr sexyman media that made social media unbearable but had zero actual impact

No. 1801179

>>1801177
i have never heard of it what even is that, it looks like shit

No. 1801197

File: 1701869793160.jpeg (38.18 KB, 589x255, yeaaaah motherfucker.jpeg)

fuckkk time to do my drawing reps, those horny husbandos aint gonna draw themselves

No. 1801215

>>1800774
Agreed. I'm not into this genre in general but if I ever was in the mood for it, I want the men to he hot and strong and masculine but weak for me (or the self insert pov character in this case) and I can do whatever to them and they can't say anything about it. I don't care if they enjoy it or not as much as I get the specific reactions I want from them. And I want the self insert character to be a hot successful and smart woman, not some sparkledog furry.
>inb4 make it yourself
Don't wanna, can't draw, not willing to learn, don't actually need that in my life, just giving my two cents on the topic for discussion purposes.

No. 1801219

>>1801215
>not even into it
>stills gives her two cents as if anyone asked
some women just like rat looking men. Most people like kaneoya because, choice of moid aside, her art is very interesting and creative, and it's the only female artist that makes fetish artwork that isnt just stale generic anime bishie coom. I got her artwork and it's pretty good, she's really creative and somehow manages to make eyebleeding colors mesh together and look good.

No. 1801222


No. 1801224

>>1801219
Sachiko is extremelly talented and anyone who disagress is an ignorant swine who should be ostracized. By the way, I keep writing "sachiko" instead of sashiko whenever I'm looking up the embroidery, I'm retarded.

No. 1801227

>>1800966
i'm 25 and feel embarrassed of my past self still, so bad. i've often wished i could just erase selected people's memories of me altogether. i genuinely like who i am now, hate who i was back then though

No. 1801229

>>1801219
I'm so sorry but it reminds me of nemu's art. But to each their own.

No. 1801230

>>1801179
How did you manage to avoid it… It was literally Nightvale 2.0 with the stupid eye motif and gay main characters

No. 1801234

>>1801224
You dont have to glaze someone just because they make art with a fetish you like. She's mid.

No. 1801240


No. 1801243

>>1801234
what do you consider a good artist then?

No. 1801244

>>1801230
not a tumblr user, thankfully

No. 1801246

File: 1701873066217.jpg (145.13 KB, 564x1128, 1fb919a79dac764dd16c33cf228876…)

This frozen berry color from Porsche is so pretty. Ban white cars, replace them with this color instead.

No. 1801249

>>1801246
ugh no thats fucking ugly aswell. Like something a generic influencer who's a sugar baby would rent to appear cool and wealthy on her insta.

No. 1801254

>>1801246
I think this is pretty. I don't look good on bright white myself so I prefer paler shades of gray and off white in general.

No. 1801277

>>1801243
Kek your attempt to rate an anonymous users personal scale on talent means nothing when the artist you're worshiping is genuinely just not that great. It's so disappointing when some of you gush about someone and tout how talented they are and then you post them and they are barely scraping the bar of average, youre just obsessed with the topics she draws

No. 1801292

>>1801246
I love pink cars so much nonas

No. 1801297

my most moid-brained trait is my predilection for (non-sexualized) art of anime girls in military uniforms

No. 1801303

>>1800603
I support you nona, live your dream!

No. 1801321

>>1801297
If they aren't sexualized then it isn't moid-brained

No. 1801322

File: 1701879130143.jpeg (327.8 KB, 1165x758, IMG_1896.jpeg)

All I want for Christmaaaaas iiis DEATH

No. 1801346

Hermes customer service sucks wtf. I e-mailed them twice weeks ago and they have yet to respond

No. 1801360

>>1801346
Why even give them your money? They bank on exclusivity and fake scarceness.

No. 1801367

It’s so butch to have an Australian accent

No. 1801372

HEY. TEACHER. LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE!!

No. 1801379

File: 1701883192332.jpg (20.69 KB, 468x351, 059d71add64a7d3ab7bc9f72a9d799…)

Käärijä at Finland bday party

No. 1801381

>>1801379
it tickles in my tummy he’s so yummy yummy heyy

No. 1801382

>>1801367
damn… i ogree

No. 1801390

TIL if you get dehydrated enough your HR spikes and you get shortness of breath

No. 1801393

>>1801390
Human resources?

No. 1801395

>>1801360
I was asking them about samples

No. 1801412

nonnas i am so sad, please post videos that make you laugh

No. 1801424

>>1801412
This is stupid, but always manages a chuckle out of me. Please feel better soon, anon

No. 1801428

>>1801393
kek heart rate

No. 1801432


No. 1801440

>>1801412
The actual original mummy video is the best though

No. 1801441

My university fees were all waived because I dropped out! I hope you’re all blessed in your own way nonnies

No. 1801443

>>1801441
Congrats(?)!

No. 1801444

And speaking of the recreation of ancient voices…

No. 1801446

how much do you have to hate your spawn to name it dusty

No. 1801448

>>1801443
Thank you queen

No. 1801459


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No. 1801538

After varying between extreme hair colors for a few years I decided to dye it brown this fall both to let it rest and because I went back to school so I won't have time/money for the upkeep for a while. But F U C K do I hate it, I don't feel like myself unless my hair is in an unnatural color. Can't wait until I can afford to go to a hair stylist and tell them to just go bananas.

No. 1801568

the sonic totem pole makes me anxious sometimes because why does it always say no when i ask if im safe

No. 1801629

it's kind of wild seeing pixy going off again and now i've gone down memory lane looking at all the stupid shit she got up to years ago. admittedly i never really paid much attention to her when i was younger, when she and chris chan were constantly doing something crazy. i would read about it afterward just lurking on message boards and such but i never was actively involved in the drama. i feel like i missed out on a lot of good milk and drama but i honestly just couldn't keep up with them and all the weird stuff they did.

No. 1801645

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>>1801568
I think he's just fucking with you

No. 1801646

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I’m really crying over a fictional man………I know I get hyper fixated and obsessive over things that’s just how I am but this feels like a new level of mental illness. I kinda wish I would die in a freak accident just to get this over with

No. 1801649

>>1801432
Lmaoooo

No. 1801681

It feels impossible for me to take a phone call without my headphones in

No. 1801703

>>1801646
welcome to husbandofagging, enjoy your stay

No. 1801708

i wish i could make those fan edits with after effects or capcut or whatever because i have so many ideas kek but i know nothing about that and i would suck major ass. i would listen to a song and think of a character or storyline and the transitions i would put but i get angry enough just trying to crop normal static clips at the right times to edit together into one video and syncing the audio let alone anything else. the result of being a formerly huge AMV fan. i only have some of the creativity, not the skills.

No. 1801711

>>1801390
That explains so much

No. 1801714

>>1801708
You can always learn nona, just don't give up. The start is always the hardest, but I'm sure there are many tutorials and if 12 year olds can do it you can too

No. 1801720

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>>1800998
How useless and frivolous? What about an OTT moidmobile?

No. 1801729

>>1801646
Don’t be shy, who is the lucky guy?

No. 1801733

no i’m not sorry for patty rocking

No. 1801740

>wholewheat tortilla
>spread half of one side with peanut butter
>spread the other half with miso paste
>fold in half and eat like a sandwich
try my recipe women

No. 1801751

>>1801740
what kind of miso? i've made noodle sauce with peanut butter and white miso before

No. 1801753

File: 1701903422816.jpg (17 KB, 400x400, mikey-way-sidekick.jpg)

I'm ignoring a moid on one of my discords. I don't mind the main one, but he DMed me and it was okay for like the first 2 months, then he started going off about being a TRA/pronouns matter and he disowned his past friends for disagreeing with his political viewpoints. lmao men are so pathetic. I am enjoying looking at his messages, asking if I'm ignoring him on purpose since he sees my main posts in the discord we're both in.
He also claims to be a male feminist who only writes women in his stories because they feel more 'natural.'

No. 1801761

>>1801751
white miso

it doesn’t taste good
but the macros? also not good.
but the aesthetic? terrible.
but is it satisfying? no.
is it at least low salt? haha

i eat things like this to reassert control in my life. fuck you recipepilled flavourcels, i’m not participating in your macronutrient psyops

No. 1801763

decided to be a hero and go to work despite being lowkey under the weather. no coughing or runny nose, just feeling a bit inflamed. i have a fever now and there are still 8 hours left of my solitary night shift. regrets.

No. 1801790

>>1801761
My only problem with this is the texture, flavour wise it seems sensible

No. 1801796

>>1801740
>slowly bring water with some kombu to boil
>before it boils take the kombu out
>add katsuobushi flakes and let it boil for a minute then turn off the heat, let fish flakes steep for 15 min
>strain out fish flakes
>now you have dashi
>boil dashi with veggies of choice
>lower heat and use a strainer to mix in miso paste (1/3 white 2/3 red)

Now you have miso soup

No. 1801801

>>1801753
He's either trying to impress you or is on his way to troon out

No. 1801809

>>1801801
You're probably right about both. I don't trust men in general, but male feminists are always the biggest red flag in the world.

No. 1801821


No. 1801833

File: 1701906749633.gif (503.22 KB, 200x153, IMG_1363.gif)

You ever get lazy and don’t brush your teeth

No. 1801838

>>1801833
no i need to clean my mouth out or else i feel gross

No. 1801877

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6 hours and uBlock still hasn't updated… Fuck youtube I need my slop NOW

No. 1801879

Ability to reason is useless, if you have it you still can't reach those who don't have it, but if they have it, they don't need to be reached in the first place. What even is intellect or wisdom to a mortal being? Nothing at all, its futile. There is no way to go right or wrong when you're like a spark flying into the night. Being stripped of illusory shackles of moral responsibility feels liberating, i admit and yet there also was comfort in servitude to some higher purpose! I'm conflicted.

No. 1801908

>>1801877
ghostery seems to work on youtube (for now)

No. 1801917

>>1801877
Are you sure? I had this error earlier and I was able to update.

No. 1801925

>>1801833
Yeah sometimes. I come back from university exhausted but have tons of work to do then sleep after dinner involuntarily like some old person who falls asleep mid conversation. Then wake up regretting not brushing my teeth so I brush them when I wake up in the morning to compensate. I take too long because of my rigid routine to prevent gingivitis since I'm too prone to it, and I end up getting fed up with brushing my teeth and skipping it sometimes.

No. 1801929

In the subreddits (don't judge pls Reddit is the biggest communities) for my hobbies there's always new people coming in and asking for help and then get answered with the worst fucking resources and incorrect bullshit. And those people are also new to the hobbies but answer like experts. I believe in gatekeeping sometimes.

No. 1801954

>>1801929
What hobby?

No. 1801967

>>1801954
Some tech and textile crafts. So I go back and forth of being annoyed by basement dwelling moids and zoomers shoving politics and gendie stuff into everything.

No. 1802004

why is dumbas shit so slow everyone wake up

No. 1802013

is there any redemptive board on 4chan or does the entire site need a nuke?

No. 1802015

>>1802013
4chan does need to be nuked. I feel like image boards and social media as a whole need to be abominized so that we can all get back to a baseline of normal behavior

No. 1802018

>>1802004
its 6pm on a wednesday ………….

No. 1802023

>>1802018
>6pm on a wednesday
Imagine living on the west coast KEK

No. 1802024

>>1802013
No /pol/tards and /int/fags have proliferated onto every board now. Click on any random board like /sci/ and you'll be guaranteed to come across a thread with a bunch of (((Jew)))-sperging

No. 1802025

>>1802015
If it were up to me, I'd delete all form of social media and imageboards and have it all redirect to a free website-hosting service.

No. 1802031

y'know before LC started talking about cilian murphy i did not know who he was did not know what he looked like and did not need to know. now when i see that mfer his eyes creepily pierce my soul and i feel pure rage somehow

No. 1802033

File: 1701915835392.jpeg (292.83 KB, 1200x852, FPGiR0OXwAI9_NK.jpeg)

>>1802015
My boring daydream fantasies go even further into just apocalyptic events. My entire family getting eaten by zombies > increasing worldwide dependence on using the internet and social media. Technology is the work of the devil.

No. 1802037

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No. 1802039

I would 100% be a tradthot for my husbando, so in a way i'm glad he isn't real

No. 1802041

>>1802039
what if he loved you so much he wanted you to be whatever you wanted and you didn't have to go tradthot

No. 1802044

>>1802018
exactly! what could they be doing.

No. 1802046

>>1802039
Same, most of my fantasies about him are domestic scenarios where im his housewife making dinner and lunch for him. I don't talk about this in the husbando thread very much cause I'm always worried anons will judge me kek

No. 1802047

>>1802037
Problematic fav!

No. 1802048

I regret coloring my hair red sometimes because my crush is kinda chubby and occasionally wears alt clothes. It sets off my basic pattern recognition sometimes and it grosses me out. Because I used to ship a thing when I was 14 that had a dynamic like that but the ship itself was really odd. No I will not explain further. I literally will not it’s too embarrassing.

No. 1802050

>>1802046
I’m this anon >>1802048 and I suddenly feel better about myself. Thank you.

No. 1802053

>>1802047
ayrt, same

No. 1802055

>>1801277
so you dont know any artists and are just angry women enjoy an artist that makes femgaze content, gotcha

No. 1802062

>>1802050
My husbando is fake, you're into a real, fat, probably stinky, fag.

No. 1802063

>>1802013
hobby boards are fun. I mostly use /m/ and /toy/ now. Hobbies that requiere high contentrated autism normally filter politispergs.

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No. 1802069

>>1802062
KEK get her ass

No. 1802085

File: 1701918296786.png (126.5 KB, 427x344, 1694892338203.png)

just took a big sip out of a lemonade with worms on it

No. 1802089

>>1802085
Ew. What kind of worms?

No. 1802090

>>1802089
Pinworms

No. 1802091

>>1802013
I think /x/ has a fair number of women, there's astrology threads often. There's always misogynyposting but it often gets ignored entirely because its off topic for whatever thread

No. 1802094

>>1802090
how does this happen

No. 1802097

>>1802091
Nonny I hate to break it to you but I've recently met a fair amount of men who have gotten into astrology as a way to talk to women. Asking me what my sign is and then saying stupid "it's so obvious you're a ___ I just wanted to make sure!"

No. 1802101

shame on you my husbando is REAL

No. 1802109

suffering better not await

No. 1802110

>>1802089
i have no idea
>>1802090
please fuck i beg you god dont let it be pinworms

No. 1802112

File: 1701920101298.jpg (38.47 KB, 735x616, 1698286329546.jpg)

all of this because my mom is too cheap to buy pre-made lemonade and makes me make it out of real lemons in our yard

No. 1802114

>>1802112
that sounds amazing you better be enjoying yourself or i swear to god

No. 1802115

>>1802114
my ass is itching there is nothing to enjoy about this

No. 1802121

>>1802115
congrats now you have ass worms

No. 1802123

If anyone knew what I just ate I would be locked up.

No. 1802124

>>1802123
human meat cheeseburger?

No. 1802125

>>1802123
ok jeffrey dahmer

No. 1802129

did you know cars also get facelifts

No. 1802133

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>>1802004
I’m here mamasita whats up

No. 1802143

>>1802115
why’s your ass itchy from throwing lemons in the juicer what’s going on over there

No. 1802145

>>1802129
yes, as do buildings and businesses, it’s fascinating to see how assets can looksmax

No. 1802190

I’m not a stan but H. Pearl Davis is a cool sounding name

No. 1802195

I hate that I am not a robot test on linkedin that makes you point an object in the same direction as a hand

No. 1802196

Can I have a dedicated mod babysitter who bans me for 12 hours after 11:30pm eastern time on week nights? Thanks

No. 1802200

Thanks to everyone that shared funny videos, I laughed so much I tired myself out and slept (most) of the sad away

No. 1802206

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>>1802195
what the hell, i'd never heard of this kek

No. 1802209

>>1802206
>>1802195
Yeah but that one is better than the 4chan letter sliding one.

No. 1802234

i wish i was a fly in creepshowart/cosmodore/boyinaband/cryaotic's wall i need to know what these retards are up to

No. 1802252

>>1802195
what the heck, i find it relaxing

No. 1802264

File: 1701937051310.jpeg (164.45 KB, 750x930, IMG_1917.jpeg)

Real asf

No. 1802278

>>1802013
I still go on 4chan’s /g/ because I can’t really get computer talk from lolcor and if you have appropriate expectations it’s decent

No. 1802279

>>1802013
I occasionally (like once a week or less) browse a handful of specific /x/ boards that tend to stay on-topic but even those could be nuked for all I care.

No. 1802284

having a munchie mom is the worst thing ever

No. 1802293

>>1802264
me when nonnys reply to my silly little posts

No. 1802315

I just remembered when people were finding the clown from live action one piece hot

No. 1802336

>>1800647
>>1800660
samee, i considered using her work in an assignment but decided against it since the pieces of hers that i liked the most were…yk.

No. 1802337

>>1802315
He was hot

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No. 1802344

>>1801412
i don't actually know if his impression is accurate but it's funny anyways

No. 1802350

File: 1701950481458.jpg (185.63 KB, 828x1276, IMG_1383.jpg)

>>1802344
This made me look up young Aries Spears and EHAT THE FUCK he actually used to look normal??? Somewhat cute?? Was he cursed by a gypsy what the fuck happened

No. 1802351

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No. 1802352

>>1802344
wait holy shit. i just realize

No. 1802354

File: 1701950677159.mp4 (15.5 MB, 576x1024, Snapinsta.app_video_10000000_7…)

>>1801412
Funny and creative and actually catchy

No. 1802357

>>1802200
i love love love this bideo, it's hysterical, amazing, i like the way he shouts like Tom, best kind of scream

No. 1802358

>>1801412
excellent video, even has captions, this was the video that made me realize that Jean Marie Lepen and Marie Lepen are different people.

No. 1802362

>>1802358
>some old guy accusing jews of causing whatever "awful situation"
>video shows Eric Zemmour right after that part
kek this was done on purpose wasn't it

No. 1802363

>>1802097
Huh, you must be a lot younger than I am, never experienced this. What I will say though is if he knows his birth time, he's a whore

No. 1802378

sometimes i read an old thread and i come across one post and either think "this person is stupid lol" or "wow this person gets it, i agree with this completely" and then i realise it was me

No. 1802383

I’m at a shopping mall for christmas shopping and they have an old fashioned merry go round
Should I ride it nonnas

No. 1802386


No. 1802388

>>1802383
Please do that’s adorable

No. 1802396

>>1802383
do it do it do it

No. 1802417

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i forgot how old i am

No. 1802425

File: 1701958957470.png (1.88 MB, 1722x1204, Screenshot 2023-12-07 at 09.10…)

>Items sold by Etsy sellers, such as masks, aren't medical-grade. Etsy sellers cannot make medical or health claims. When selecting a mask, consult official guidance to make the right choice for you. More info.
>the mask

No. 1802426

>>1802425
that's probably stronger than the covid masks anyways

No. 1802429

>>1802425
Imma keep it real witchu, G. That mask is cursed as fuck.

No. 1802444

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when i was 14 i wanted to be like shuwu so bad so i started working on a script to make a video like her shitting on the evil feminazis!!!1! i am so fucking glad my adhd/anxiety ridden cocomelon brain stopped me from ever making that shit. I have nightmares of an alternate universe where i became shoe2.0

No. 1802446

>>1802429
that would make a good story ngl

No. 1802450

>>1802425
well for fuck sake nonnie that won't stop you catching covid and dying what are you thinking

No. 1802451

>>1802444
you're adorable but yea it's better that didn't happen

No. 1802453

>>1800599
Not BECAUSE of boredom, but imagine you're already suicidal and bored with nothing to do. What will you do besides suicide?

No. 1802457

>>1802451
kek thanks anon, now i make cringy videos about movies which is miles more innocent. I cannot imagine having to carry the baggage of being an edgelord while being 14 or being 30 and having to keep making videos like shuwu

No. 1802458

>>1802453
daydream about a better life as i do everyday

No. 1802463

>>1802457
ayrt, i made yt vids briefly when i was 17, they were cringe but it was nothing political and im glad

No. 1802479

>>1802463
i am glad i never doxxed myself and waited until being old to make vids lol my adhd has its benefits

No. 1802483

>>1802463
reminds me that my brother and my cousin brother both wanted to be lets play youtubers so badly kek, they made videos recording their mobile minecraft gameplay but before they'd just record their faces and their gameplay on a phone just with the camera, and uploaded a video like that kek, i was in it too, with my eargrating wannabe-Valley Girl accent(influenced by GamingwithJen?). this phase of my brother pissed me off so much bc of the fake personality he'd put on of this kweel guy with a tired voice and laidback attitude and he'd be like that to me when i knew he's a 9 yr old that flapped his hands when he got excited.

No. 1802499

>>1802479
>>1802483
LMAO at their way of recording. i used a decent Canon camera with my best friend at the time (now an enby i no longer talk to, RIP) and we just had fun doing silly shit. i loved editing. during my senior year of hs random normies would come up to me periodically and say they thought my videos were hilarious and i never knew if they were trolling me or not. i think a stoner kid i was friends with was showing normies my videos while they smoked weed together or something.

No. 1802505

>>1802463
I remember that girl Stell Bell who made political videos at 16. I felt bad for her.

No. 1802506

>>1801412
i'm surprised that one minimod isn't here to cry about spam replies kek

No. 1802508

>>1802505
there was also the 12yo who got drawn by shadman. Men are vile

No. 1802510

>>1802508
was that the cringepanda girl? she freaked me out- well i should clarify, her parents freaked me out. like they were peddling her to be some underaged /ourgirl/ for pedos

No. 1802518

>>1802510
her name was seph i think

No. 1802520

but if you like causing trouble up in hotel rooms…

No. 1802530

>>1802518
oh ltcorbis/corbis/soph

No. 1802533

>unattainable man
no such thing all men are whores

No. 1802542

>>1802533
what if he's dead, gay, or lives in hollywood, how would I obtain him

No. 1802544

>>1802444
It could be worse, for me it was cracky-chan. Thank fucking god I never did any of that.

No. 1802549

>>1802542
>die 2
>drug him
>becom famos

No. 1802572

Youtube recommendations have been really wack lately. Just now it recommended me a livestream of a magistrate in a random city in Florida. I'm not in that city, not in Florida, not even on that continent. The stream has 5 viewers. Literally why.

No. 1802601

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I got the job but can still NEET out until the new year, feels good man

No. 1802604

>>1802542
1. Corpse rape
2. Drugged out rape
3. literally just be a groupie

No. 1802619

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Don’t wana see your face you’d better disappear!!

No. 1802622

the next time i see a troon i’m pepper spraying him. you wanna be a woman so badly good fucking luck kekkk

No. 1802623

>>1802601
beautiful nonna.

No. 1802636

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I like catfishing moids on discord. We met through some niche moid-ridden hobbie, we become friends, chat, they assume i am a moid, and then when its time to vc i surpise them with my super squeaky squirrel voice, kek.

No. 1802640

>>1802636
I used to do this when I got really into debating. It's weird to see a server that was agreeing with my side flip-flop onto the scrotes side once it's shown I'm a woman. Pretty pathetic honestly.

No. 1802657

Ugh imagine timothee chalamet being your stepdad… Kylie’s kids better be ready to get pushed in front of a car or some shit because God knows he’s not going to make any effort to protect them KEK

No. 1802662

>>1802640
this happens to me in primarily moid spaces. everyone likes you and thinks you're smart until it's found out you're female. and the ones that stick around are just hoping to have sex. for years in some mmos i just had a male character and pretended to be a scrote because it was so blackpilling.

No. 1802676

>>1802636
I would only catfish moids if I can take money for them. Honestly, you're still based.

No. 1802687

>>1802676
i know its cringe but i like larping as some old 40yo boomer and then revealing i am some 20yo girl into some niche autistic hobby, makes me feel like i am the protagonist of some retarded anime. I talk with moids anyways since all my hobbies are moid ridden, it's just a more fun way to meet them and they always end up treating me better than if i said i was a woman from the start.

No. 1802699

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The XY chromosome truly is evil in all species

No. 1802700

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im fucking dying scrolling through my old husbando fanart acc give me strength nonnies im cringing too hard i was too fucking horny and autistic god

No. 1802704

>>1802700
It's nothing to be ashamed of nonnie

No. 1802707

>>1802699
I think male dolphins are up there as some of the worst y chromosoid animals, my sister calls them the frat bros of the sea

No. 1802718

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>>1802700
reading this as I’m making my own horny husbando art. Sometimes I look back at the horny shit I posted and think “wtf was wrong with me” but also I just can’t stop, and there’s not a lot of fan art of him out there so even if it makes me cringe I feel like it’s nice to share

No. 1802748

>>1802700
if i had skills i would be loud and proud with the horny art. there's at least 1 other person that's into whatever you draw, guaranteed. no shame.

No. 1802778

>>1802748
nta, i should be happy about having friends and having a recognizable artstyle but the reason why i don't post anything like that even if i know someone would appreciate it is because i don't want anyone to recognize me and i always feel DREAD over it because there's almost no horny art of my husbandos, or it's gross gay moid/gernderswap/genderspecial content
this thing demotivates me so hard

No. 1802784

Sometimes kiwis make my mouth bleed a little. Bastards.

No. 1802790

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>>1802748
same, i wish i could be one of those very autistic but very talented artists so i could draw my degeneracy while the angry twitter mobs seethes at me ''wasting'' my talent, like pic rel

No. 1802798

>>1802784
PINE APPLEs

No. 1802809

Girls I’m so fucking happy right now. My last living enemy has officially trooned out. He’s 100% gonna die on the operating table or from neovagina necrosis. Celebration time cmonnnnn

No. 1802812

>>1802809
why should we celebrate your enemy is now allowed into women's restrooms you retard. You better start a-logging him so he commits.

No. 1802814

>>1802790
Is that what we’re considering talent these days?

No. 1802816

>>1802809
Now women have to deal with another troon in their bathrooms and workspaces. Ugh. Wouldnt the news be better if he killed himself?

No. 1802817

>>1802812
>>1802816
Oh my fucking lord. Buy some pepper spray and use it. How dare I be glad that he’s about to die right?

No. 1802819

>>1802817
most troons keep their dicks retard. especially the straight ones. your best bet is him killing himself and pray he doesn't take a woman with him when he does it

No. 1802825

Is everyone here peri-menopausal what is wrong today

No. 1802826

>>1802817
you sound like an insufferable asshole now your troon friend is getting easy access to little girls but you are happy because…? what does he lose really? he's going to get more asspats than ever now and women are going to be witness of his degeneracy

No. 1802827

>>1802817
You are a fucking retard. Just admit it. More troons is never a good thing, especially for women.

No. 1802830

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No. 1802833

>>1802830
I fucking love going for a cheeky Nandos

No. 1802840

>>1802826
>my last living enemy
Also, here’s a thought; don’t let your kids around troons and you won’t have that problem, assuming that you are a mother. Hands-on parenting is a virtue. We believe in you!
>>1802827
>someone dying is never a good thing
A lot of you are being a little too generous
>>1802819
Sweetheart do you think I’d make that statement if he wasn’t already publicly bragging about how he’s already found a surgeon? Was there some kind of issue here today why is everyone so on edge

No. 1802848

>>1802827
>>1802819
>>1802826
You guys talk like it's her fault this retarded man trooned out. Hope he cuts his dick though, always fun to see their disappointment

No. 1802851

>>1802013
I go on /tv/ but it's a 50/50 chance of pedos and tranny shilling on every thread

No. 1802852

>>1802826
Not trying to make any assumptions here but at least around the United States it’s starting to become less acceptable to be some troon. Yeah there are companies and random people who work with famous troons like Dylan Mulvaney or Laverne Cox but if you’re a random transvestite male in a regular sized town and you apply to work as a teacher at a girls or boys private, or even public, school; you’re going to be laughed out the door kek. Adults know what other trannies are, and many of them aren’t willing to expose children to them.

No. 1802853

>>1802814
what do you consider talent?

No. 1802870

>>1802840
nta but i support you

No. 1802872

>>1802809
Why is everyone so mad at this kek

No. 1802873

>>1802840
>Also, here’s a thought; don’t let your kids around troons and you won’t have that problem
true anon we should lock all children in cages until they turn 18 to keep them away from pedos, you are a genius

No. 1802876

>>1802840
>Also, here’s a thought; don’t let your kids around troons and you won’t have that problem, assuming that you are a mother. Hands-on parenting is a virtue. We believe in you!

You are a moron. Yikes. You really think women choose to be around troons? If more men troon out or find it acceptable to, they will. Women can only not support them. I've seen a few in women's restrooms already in local targets.

No. 1802878

>>1802873
This may shock you but you don’t have to lock your child up in a cage to protect them. I don’t understand how a child would even get access to a troon? Anyone under the age of 18 has no reason to have social media, and I can’t think of any scenario they’d be in where they’d end up talking to a tranny, especially because they’re extremely clockable, not just by their physical appearance but also with their voices that are horribly uncomfortable to hear.

No. 1802881

>>1802878
you are allowing them free access to minors, c'mon you have to be baiting you cant be this fucking retarded

No. 1802882

>>1802876
If you see a man in the woman’s bathroom, you have the right to defend yourself and tell him to leave. I live in trooncentral and I’ve never had an issue getting them to leave. But we’re talking about children specifically; so why would your child be alone in a public bathroom with grown men? Why would you not be with your child?

No. 1802884

>>1802881
>I don’t understand how a child would even get access to a troon?
>you are giving them free access to minors
…who is? Are you talking about careless parents

No. 1802889

>>1802833
This meme even spread onto american social media, what a weird time

No. 1802891

>>1802884
are you that anon that always defends troons and tells little girls to bring guns to bathrooms? you are insane

No. 1802895

>>1802878
sometimes people's family members become and/or date trannies. i stuck by my niece for 100% of a party playing with her because i didn't want the tranny (MtF) to approach her. some people have TRA family members and it's not really a choice if it's not their own child

No. 1802896

>>1802891
why would I defend troons. When I see one in the bathroom it’s easy to just say “ew get out of here” and they run away crying. I don’t understand how a little girl would be able to get a gun either because you need a gun card.

No. 1802898

>>1802895
It is always a good choice to cut off that part of your family entirely, unless you have some reason (trust fund/inheritance/other financial support) then I understand why you’d feel forced to be cordial; and if that’s the case I am so sorry. I’m glad you’re able to be diligent and protect the girls in your family.

No. 1802900

>>1802896
yeah, you are that anon. You defend troons while larping as le ebin edgelord cool woman troondestroyer online.

No. 1802901

>>1802878
It's not only social media, video games have a lot of social interaction and those in turn end up forcing you to use discord.
And if all the kids at school are playing Minecraft, your kid will want to play it too.

No. 1802902

>>1802898
it was my bf's family but thankfully his cousin is not dating the troon anymore. i will scream if he ends up dating another one. thankfully her parents are also anti troon

No. 1802908

>>1802901
Good thing you’re able to take a firm stance and say no. Just because your child wants something doesn’t mean they need it, if anything I’m certain that once that child grows into a full adult they’ll thank you very deeply for not exposing them to shit that would’ve certainly rotted their braincells away.

No. 1802911

>are you this one person
>no that doesn’t make any sense
>ugh it must be her even though she’s saying the opposite of what they did
Sherlock Holmes is alive and in this thread

No. 1802912

Would you kiss him

No. 1802916

>>1802912
Of course, I'm so jealous of the moid

No. 1802926

>>1802911
it's you, you always defends troons instead of women. Any sane person would think ''ban men from female bathrooms'' but you are fucked in the head or something so you want women to be armed and ready to attack even in spaces where we should feel safe.

No. 1802943

>>1802926
>you’re defending troons because you want them dead and actively put in the effort to protect your family from them

No. 1802949

>>1802926
ntayrt but nobody said anything about carrying a guns, telling them to leave is usually enough to get them to do so but I’m not understanding why would you allow your child to be alone in a public bathroom to begin with

No. 1802950

…anyways…
what the fuck does BTS stand for? Big Time Stank? back in my day it was Big Time Rush.

No. 1802951

>>1802949
you know child isnt just 6 years old, right? 14yo+ girls get attacked in bathrooms by troons too

No. 1802952

>>1802926
usership on this website is low but i think there are more than one anons who want troons dead

No. 1802957

>>1802950
Bangtan sonyeodan which means bulletproof boys

No. 1802959

>>1802952
i wasnt refeering to the ''wanting troons dead'' part retard

No. 1802961

>>1802951
Exactly, again, I don’t see what reason your 14 year old child would have to be out alone in public? It’s not like someone’s gonna look down upon you for going places with them to protect their own children, especially considering that 14 is still extremely young. I’m not even saying that your mom should stop going places with you as soon as you turn 18, I think it’s important for people to put in the effort to protect each other. I wouldn’t want my mom to be completely alone and forced to just defend herself.

No. 1802962

>>1802958
again blaming women, when the simple solution would be just to, you know, ban moids from bathrooms. Your mental gymanastics to defend troons are insane, you deserve a gold medal.

No. 1802963

>>1802957
no it means Bust That Sauce. oppa kendall!!! James 동성애자

No. 1802964

>>1802959
if you wanna tinfoil please use the appropriate thread. no one else cares.

No. 1802965

>>1802964
go defend troons somewhere else, no one wants you here

No. 1802966

>>1802962
Men already are banned from female restrooms though. If you decide to let him waltz in there and take over your space, that’s up to you. I’ve already said hundreds of times that I’ve been in that exact circumstance and telling them to leave is enough on its own. It’s still wise to carry pepper spray in case they attempt to challenge you, however making them uncomfortable is enough to get them to leave. I don’t understand why you’re not reading the previous posts in their entirety.

No. 1802968

>>1802950
FUCK MY AZZ MAKE ME KUM DONT LOOK BACK DONT HESITATE

No. 1802971

>she’s defending troons by being capable of telling them to leave female spaces and wanting them dead
if anyones doing some mental gymnastics it looks like it’s yall…

No. 1802973

>>1802966
yeah sure anon you are totes badass and so intimidating a hulking troon who are known to rage and beat women who even look at them wrong are going to be intimidated of you and leave kek not like there arent numerous reports of troons entering bathrooms and the police not being able to do anything because ''they are women''

No. 1802974

>>1802965
When has anyone defended troons once in this thread. I think you missed your meds today

No. 1802978

the samefagging is dead obvious

No. 1802980

>>1802973
>you are totes badass
Never said that, but it really doesn’t take anything more than “get out of here” in my city and usually they’re gone. I’ve never had an issue with spraying troons in the face and leaving, either, because yes they do try to challenge women but usually blinding him with spices incapacitates him within few moments. I’ve said that multiple times. What is with all the spite in response to my post.

No. 1802981

>>1802978
at this point i feel like she’s just talking to herself on both sides

No. 1802983

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baby cows are so sweet…cow hybrid carlos w the prettiest big eyes that tear up when his soft tamales are milked and his voice pitching up high when someone reaches down to touch his cute little burrito bc he doesn't deserve it but it takes the edge off

No. 1802984

>>1802980
no1currs you are super badass not afraid of shrek in drag, 14yo girls shouldnt be subjected to that and you being happy your troon friend now has access to female restrooms and girls is creepy and derranged

No. 1802987

Vapes sound scary breathing in oil from cotton and oil has to be way worse than just herbal smoke

No. 1802988

>>1802984
shhh calm down. calm down. we know it’s you. stop.

No. 1802990


No. 1802993

>>1802990
Thank you for participating

No. 1802995

>>1802790
I don't know nonna, your picrel artist is one of the very few instances where the degeneracy made me nope the fuck out. I love their sfw terminator art but the pedo shit is disgusting.

No. 1803001

File: 1701985404951.jpg (116.6 KB, 735x1187, runway.jpg)

Does anyone ever wonder why they had to be born into their family? Or the place they were raised in (although I'm American and wasn't raised in a bad area so I don't think this too often, I just hate my state kek). I like to think everything has to happen for a reason, but I do wonder why the universe had to align to put my soul into my mother's womb where I was born into a dysfunctional family. Like, was it truly necessary? Couldn't it have at least been an extremely wealthy dysfunctional family to numb the pain? At the same time, I love some of my relatives so much that even if I had a chance to start my entire life over with a new family I wouldn't take it.

Pic unrelated.

No. 1803002

the little face mao makes meeting kissingers wife is so cute lmfaoo

No. 1803003

>>1803001
I've thought about this a lot, especially because I grew up as a glass child to my severely disabled younger sibling.

No. 1803007

>>1803003
We have people made of glass posting on lolcow?

No. 1803012

>>1803001
just stopping by to say i luv your galliano pic

No. 1803018

The FBI can probably see way more than we think

No. 1803019

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No. 1803024

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>why the fuck are you riding around playgrounds naked on a bike
>uh…the environment?
>oh ok, sorry to bother you

No. 1803026

>>1803018
true. I wonder how much of their surveillance is automated now.

No. 1803027

>>1803019
Kek, based

No. 1803028

>>1803007
It's a figure of speech.

No. 1803030

>>1803019
A lot of goths stared at Paris. She put her middle finger up at them.

No. 1803033

>>1803030
Sounds like the goth put up her middlefinger at the prep

No. 1803034

>>1803018
FBI I know you’re reading this, can I get a job? I want to scare schizophrenic people all day.
>>1803001
Yes but I wonder why I couldn’t have been born in a different time, I could’ve have the time of my life in the 70s. Or I could have been born a whale living a peaceful life of just swimming around the ocean. Hate it here let me reincarnate.

No. 1803035

>>1803018
Double posting just to add on a serious note that yes, they can, vidrel.

No. 1803037

>>1803018
Perverts.

No. 1803040

>>1803001
Yeah I do wonder but more in frustration rather than in some sort of faith. I'll never get anywhere and nothing will ever change so it's not like my situation would be an 'inspirational story' once I'm successful, because I'll never succeed in anything. I'll probably never be truly happy or free and I'll end up offing myself

No. 1803043

>>1803033
A lot of moids stared at nonnie. She put her middle finger up at them.

No. 1803044

i've been around for some years by now and usually i don't like it when nonas are rude to other nonas but no one has ever replied to me in a rude way, i feel so empty…

No. 1803045

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No. 1803046

>>1803035
>>1803034
>>1803018
Take this shit to the tinfoil thread.

No. 1803048

>>1803046
>t. FBI agent
very subtle

No. 1803050

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No. 1803054

I think there are benefits to menstrual seclusion. I hate being outside or in public when I’m actively bleeding kek. I really can’t stand it when I am walking and can feel blood coming out of me as I’m moving, sorry I’m a sperg

No. 1803056

>>1803050
would hoping he's not supposed to be some specific celebrity/character, i am so uncultured

No. 1803059

>>1803050
Husbando
>>1803046
Yeah sorry let’s go back to arguing about trannies, sorry 3 posts derails the thread and it’s all tinfoil even though that information is very real.

No. 1803060

>>1803044
hey fuck you

No. 1803062

File: 1701988753135.png (1.02 MB, 1383x1030, IMG_8505.png)

>>1803050
makes me think of when david duchovny played a troon all because david lynch asked him to kek

No. 1803063

>>1803044
Bitch if you don't

No. 1803064

>>1803062
I can’t call this one husbando…

No. 1803065

>>1803056
It's Mulder from X-files.

No. 1803068

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>>1803060
thank you!!

No. 1803070

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>>1803068
The hell is that, reminds me of picrel

No. 1803071

damon albarn is the pioneering OC obsessed tumblr ‘artist’

No. 1803073

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anon what hole have you sent me down

No. 1803074

>>1803070
She looks so kind.

No. 1803075

>>1803073
fucking hot, wife me up heart eye emoji

No. 1803076

>>1803070
She fuckin it

No. 1803077

File: 1701989401062.jpg (2.74 MB, 2000x2499, emotional-support-human-sized-…)

>>1803073
>>1803068
i'm sorry but don't worry, he's there for you too

No. 1803079

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>>1803073
Swear to God if they make him built like this it will be my lifelong onahole

No. 1803080

>>1803071
Except hes talented and has output something worth a damn

No. 1803081

>>1803077
>>1803073
Fuck I need me one of these

No. 1803082

>>1803079
>onahole
wait…. um…

No. 1803084

>>1803080
the music is good but we could’ve enjoyed it without the whole chuck e. cheese animatronic band vibe

No. 1803085

>>1803079
what in the hell is an onahole

No. 1803089

>>1803084
the way they drew a black guy into it but don’t include their black vocalist who’s worked with them for almost 20 years in any of the photo shoots or interviews makes me kek

No. 1803090

>>1803084
wtf no it's fun u elbow face

>>1803085
its like a fleshlight that's why im confused as well

No. 1803091

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>>1803079
You want to peg the emotional support teddy bear or what

No. 1803093

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>>1803077
But Puffy is a fucking manlet at 5'7" and only weighs 7 pounds. I need him to be tall and to weigh as much as a real man, i'll take the Sally Acorn technique with human bones if that's needed. Moids get their Hazbin Hotel furry dolls to be over 6 feet, it's not fair. I mean at least he's not 3 feet tall like that /co/ anon's dream Wally Darling plush.

No. 1803097

>>1803090
I read this as wtf no it’s fun elbows u in the face

No. 1803101

I'd say I want the husband teddy if it looked like my husbando instead but it would probably look really bad because he's an anime bishie

No. 1803102

>>1803097
moments before i declare this person to be my new meow meow

No. 1803106

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>>1803093
Samefag, my bad I forgot about her.

No. 1803107

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>>1803073
they're made for each others

No. 1803112

>>1803093
did you reference sally.exe woah

No. 1803113

>>1803106
>anatomically correct
…?

No. 1803118

>>1803113
he is canonically dickless

No. 1803123

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>>1803112
I've never heard of that lmao, it's not whatever creepypasta that must be. A furry made a life sized doll of Sally Acorn but for some reason he needed it be as anatomically correct as a human so he created a skeleton for it that looked like a real human skeleton. She probably weighs the same as a small woman. My husbando doll will have metal made bones because he's strong and badass.

No. 1803124

Just learned that the population of Asia is 4.5 billion. That makes up for half of the world’s population. Yeah, they need to be locked in chastity cages for a few generations. I’m glad that birth rate is sinking.

No. 1803125

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>>1803024
just when i thought i couldn't hate bicyclists even more

No. 1803126

>>1803123
oh my lord. jesus protect me from this creature

No. 1803128

File: 1701991275250.mp4 (7.78 MB, 630x700, 09.mp4)

>>1803123
based to the point of being foundation, unbreakable husbando

No. 1803129

>>1803107
The only life size doll I’ve seen that wears an actual cute and non coomer outfit wtf

No. 1803131

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>>1803129
do you think that the swimsuit is part of her or it's just something you can remove?

No. 1803135

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I have hip length hair that I have been growing out for nearly 10 years- I was pondering over cutting maybe 4-5 inches to freshen the ends a bit and I made the mistake of asking my boyfriend what he thinks- he suggested doing a massive chop and going over my shoulders. I feel strangely betrayed for some reason lmao I am kind of nuts over my hair so it really took me aback. Am I crazy y’all

No. 1803139

>>1803135
You took it like he was insulting you and he was just treating hair like hair ignoring that it's obviously a thing with you

No. 1803143

>>1803135
I've always felt pangs of regret from significant haircuts and never met a guy who liked them either, not that I cared much. Get the trim you were thinking of and ignore him. He might have had one of those male moments where they don't wanna agree with you but must provide an alternative opinion instead

No. 1803144

>>1803139
I will admit it is def a thing with me lol but I’m more surprised that he wants something that is the total opposite of what I have (and have had since he first met me.)

No. 1803147

>>1803135
don’t do it just maybe cut some dead ends off but i feel like cutting all your hair off is not a phase every single woman on the planet needs to go through kek

No. 1803150

>>1803143
totally agree here, i don't know how your relationship is like but if you are thinking to change something in your looks be sure you are doing it for yourself, it's not like moids understand much about things like that anyway but yeah if he knows you care about having long hair and he replied like that it's not really the best sensation

No. 1803152

>>1803150
You girls get me, thank you

No. 1803154

My Youtube Music recap is so fucking embarrasing. I can't believe SexyyRed is my most listened artist.

No. 1803158

>>1803131
this thing is incredibly creepy to me

No. 1803160

>>1803131
I saw some weird shit like this on etsy and kept reading horror reviews from coomers for rubber anime masks and before I knew it my whole homepage was full of it. If you have someone you don't like, send them embarrassing coomer links on etsy or Amazon so that they have to do damage control to their account kek.

No. 1803165

>>1803154
Did you listen to pound town on repeat? Do you need a lobotomy?

No. 1803166

>>1803165
she might not but I sure do

No. 1803167

>>1803165
The pound town goth remix slaps

No. 1803170

the easiest way to potty train a child is by making fun of them for pissing the pants

No. 1803174

>>1803093
Wait theyre making eight bands off of these? I'm going to make them for like half that to undercut them wtf those plushies are easy builds

No. 1803175

I'm lowkey envious who are careless about their budget/debt. I personally wouldn't be able to live in debt like that just for the sake of overseas vacations and doordash

No. 1803177

>>1803175
ironic that you’re posting this right after my student debt was randomly dropped. Maybe yours will be forgiven too, nonnie! I’d love to see that happen for everyone even people I hate

No. 1803178

at least 100% of youtube drama is staged especially if the channels involved have been on the decline

No. 1803179

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That missmangobutt woman on YouTube is a psycho and the way she narrates the emotions, thoughts, and feelings of victims of brutal tragedies as if she knew them is so creepy and weird

No. 1803180

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No. 1803181

>>1803170
Weird post

No. 1803183

>>1803167
holy shit kek

No. 1803184

>>1803178
Whenever I think of staged drama I remember the horrible acting in the idubbbz vs tana mongeau battle kek. Also apparently he’s so famous that when you type out his name it autocorrects manually if you don’t add enough B’s. I guess the apple staff are fans.

No. 1803186

>>1803181
Don’t take this the wrong way but surprisingly this does work, cause little kids will cling super hard onto not wanting to be a baby so they’ll toilet train themselves if they have to kek. That was the case with myself and my sister, and that was almost 30 years ago. Also I’ve noticed a big influx of mums and pregnant nonnas so I felt as though this could be good advice!

No. 1803188

>>1803186
Kek I just meant out of place

No. 1803189

I am not gonna pick a fight in the celebricows thread, I am not…

No. 1803190

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Blocks your path

No. 1803192

>>1803179
i hate a lot of "true crime" youtubers. a lot of it seems so disrespectful

>doing makeup while talking about horrific crimes and profiting off of it

>eating while talking about horrific crimes and profiting off of it
>any channels/podcasts that have a "spooky uwu" theme or background seems very ham-fisted and inappropriate
>saying things they couldn't have possibly known, things that were never reported
>honestly most of the time their commentary on stuff is stupid, uninformed, unnecessary

list goes on. i like some channels especially if they're cases that haven't been covered by 100 fucking people

No. 1803193

>>1803186
>little kids will cling super hard onto not wanting to be a baby
very true

No. 1803195

>>1803165
Not Pound Town. I like Born By The River and I have it on my shower playlist.

No. 1803199

>>1803192
Oh I definitely hate them all, but I've specifically noticed she regularly talks as if she knows the people who died and how they felt or what they saw, like she's describing an OC and not a real person who was brutalized and murdered. I tried to like her but its so gross lol. My last straw was that she gatekeeped the real name of a murder victim she made a video about because she knew it wasn't in American news thus forcing her video to be the only source of any English coverage of the story. Opportunistic shitbags, all of them

No. 1803200

>>1803186
this is true, according to my mom i just went cold turkey on the diapys and started using the toilet one day, i hated being "the baby"

No. 1803202

>>1803199
>like she's describing an OC
this is a really good way to put it. a lot of the moids covering true crime come off like they get off on it and a lot of women who cover true crime always come off phony to me, like they're pretending to care sooooper hard about the victim and have this faked empathy in their voice and i feel like it's all to look like "omg i am such a caring person"

No. 1803203

>>1803192
The people who watch True Crime as entertainment as weirdos to me. Same as the people who watch Soft White Underbelly type channels.

No. 1803204

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>>1803190
>evasive maneuvers

No. 1803205

>>1803192
coffehouse crimes empathizes with murderers over their victims

No. 1803206

>>1803203
AYRT, i mean i do, but most of the popular channels rub me the wrong way. there's being informative (it is related to my field of study and the career field i am trying to enter), then there's being blase or overdramatic. i especially hate gimmick channels. mukbangs or doing your fucking makeup while talking about this topic shouldn't be a thing, let alone as popular as it is

No. 1803207

>>1803202
I noticed that there is a new trend of content farm channels making true crime videos and I find it really gross because they get so much information wrong and in general are commodifying people's pain as content. Not that regular true crime channels don't do it, but content farming true crime is an added layer of repulsiveness. One of those channels is anna solves from the same network anna oop comes from.

No. 1803208

>>1803205
i've seen this before but can't find any info on it, do you have any links?

No. 1803209

>>1803192
>>>youtube hate thread

No. 1803211


No. 1803212

>>1803207
Yes i have noticed this too and it's appalling

No. 1803213

>>1803209
i forgot about that thread it's a good idea to post there

No. 1803220

>>1803203
I really don't get it either, true crime or any other kind of content about crime has 0 appeal to me

No. 1803222

>>1803204
Me when I see some guy just walking down the street

No. 1803223

j never understood the lyrics “now my neck is open wide begging for a fist around it” like you mean your neck is exposed or what

No. 1803228

>>1803223
you fucking fuckhead now i have halsey stuck in my head

>>1803209
it's full idiat. i am making a new one

No. 1803236

>>1803203
Same. The victims are always 90 percent women. it's extremely uncomfortable

No. 1803239

>>1803203
I really obsessed over it for a time. It blackpilled me on moids and how horrific they really are. They always have these stupid excuses about how their moms weren't supportive or something and that this warrants torturing and killing every random woman they can find. Of course not very moid acts out this way, but if all it needs is their Mommy being a big meanie and wanting to have a girl instead (which is the experience for like 50% of all girls with their Dads) then it might aswell be every moid. I stopped watching this stuff after a while, it's easier to not think about the depths of the human psyche. I am trying to get into more healthy hobbies, but all are troon infested except maybe the hp ffs and this depresses me even more. I need content to consume on the side but podcasts just suck and music doesn't do it for me.

No. 1803243

>>1803239
I've always hated true crime ytbers but I do read about tragedies. I think they're all evil people who exploit the rape, murder, assault etc of others for clicks. If I see a shocking headline I try to Google it for context because im not watching that shit. Like just read the articles dont give them views.

No. 1803251

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I open twitter for 2 seconds and this is the first thing I see how thrilling. Baby hoarders need to be investigated by the FBI.

No. 1803255

>>1803251
lmao, moids will praise this though. "my ideal waifu!!!"

when we die out as a species it will be their fault and i dont even care

No. 1803258

>>1803251
I'm an only child from a rural Bible Belt-type place in my country. From experience, everything over 3 kids is guaranteeing your kids will hate you and have crazy issues in the future. There's at least one future serial killer in that photo but I can promise all of them will go NC with their parents eventually.

No. 1803259

>>1803251
idgi, what's the point if she doesn't even want to spend time with them. like what's her endgame?

No. 1803260

>>1803259
maybe they are getting govt $$?

No. 1803261

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No. 1803262

>>1803259
Muh genes for the scrotoid and attention for her, I'm guessing.

No. 1803274

>>1803251
Pick me women like this will be the end of us all. I hope she dies in childbirth

No. 1803281


No. 1803286

>>1803274
>I hope she dies in childbirth
uh… they're all surrogate babies she's not giving birth to them

No. 1803289

>>1803286
Oh damn, that's extra horrible

No. 1803291

>>1803274
they’re all babies she bought unfortunately



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