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No. 1779837

Anything goes here.

No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc

>How is this thread different from the dumbass shit thread?

The dumbass thread is for coherent dumbass thoughts, while this one is for yelling, shitting, and pissing into the void

Previous thread >>>/ot/1616622

No. 1779840

I love my lolcow homies

No. 1779953

I miss when you cared

No. 1779955

Sun kissed skin so hot we’ll melt your popsicle

No. 1779971

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Pinguiino posting

No. 1779973

The Zaza got me speaking Esperanto

No. 1780035

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Op pic has more mundane energy and not retard energy, ptu ptu

No. 1780039

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Should I make an Absolutely intelligent shitposting thread

No. 1780040

I need to be retarded to have a good day

No. 1780043

thats just the dumbass posting thread

No. 1780044

Sure go ahead

No. 1780051

What a beautiful answer.

No. 1780220

Am i going insane or did celebricows go from 500 posts to 400 posts

No. 1780223

Link one intelligent post from there

No. 1780225

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It's disgusting that we eat penguins in this day and age

No. 1780227

say sike

No. 1780281

LOL i remember a bunch of guys in my highschool were obsessed with J cole. but no one gives a shit about him now ..

No. 1780353

File: 1700514243189.gif (1.25 MB, 498x205, happy-feet-dancing.gif)

Welcome back, Retarded Shitposting!!!

No. 1780451

File: 1700517674660.gif (3.55 MB, 328x498, IMG_9734.gif)


No. 1780628

File: 1700525396863.png (946.68 KB, 1080x1920, QEPCgLP.png)

Sorry nonny I was at the store getting tampons!!! Time for retarded shitposting is NOW

No. 1780945

File: 1700543870074.jpeg (115.46 KB, 1024x1024, OIG.Kb87g87.jpeg)

oh dear

No. 1780948

Wow so many babies you have there

No. 1780949

I want you to be the godmother

No. 1780954

File: 1700544172170.png (160.55 KB, 356x356, IMG_7874.png)

That’s a huge honor I feel so blessed thank you Sylvanian mothercat

No. 1781037

File: 1700551681262.jpg (159.65 KB, 1024x1024, OIG (12).jpg)

this nona got a smokable beverage?! what she dronking though

No. 1781038

Looks like a giant sperm cup or something

No. 1781098

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No. 1781099

File: 1700556558694.jpg (136.14 KB, 1024x1024, tinfoil8.jpg)

this you?

No. 1781101

File: 1700556712192.mp4 (5.78 MB, 1280x720, tumblr_rhvievKY7v1sjcnrz.mp4)

i wishe i had a tinfoil witch hat and little tinfoils around my computer but reality is boring and its someone else's out of context gif and not the work of a grand schizo

No. 1781103

that's what a true schizo stacy would say, props

No. 1781569

you can make one nonna, and then you can be a popular tinfoil youtuber with this epic hat

No. 1781604

who wants to dance

No. 1781764

File: 1700592876134.gif (2.76 MB, 285x281, index.gif)

No. 1781847

File: 1700594836443.gif (965.09 KB, 320x204, xHNb08.gif)

No. 1782690

File: 1700635179305.png (1.08 MB, 1243x1190, IMG_9698.png)

Fite me nonny

No. 1782691

File: 1700635592187.gif (1.39 MB, 201x275, 1676853564123.gif)

No. 1782695

this gif cracks me up every time kekkkkk he's so violent

No. 1783321

File: 1700682453071.png (473.1 KB, 1170x733, image.png)

Literally me

No. 1783330


No. 1783877

File: 1700704990230.jpg (99.3 KB, 700x500, woe is me psychedelic.jpg)

Sorry nonny, I can't hear you, I'm too busy tripping on shrooms

No. 1783889

File: 1700705667066.jpg (153.81 KB, 1024x1024, 1700691469679.jpg)

love ice coffee

No. 1783892

File: 1700705913169.jpg (5.35 MB, 4032x3024, 20231123_131747.jpg)

Do you nonnas like my stick

No. 1783895

Yes, it's a nice stick!

No. 1783902

File: 1700706405894.jpg (5.74 MB, 4032x3024, 20231123_132335.jpg)

What about this stick?

No. 1783905

this might be controversial but i actually like this stick more than the first stick, i just think it has more personality

No. 1783906

File: 1700706644660.jpg (4.54 MB, 4032x3024, 20231123_133120.jpg)

What about this one?

No. 1783908

I like this stick better but good sticks, 10/10 nonnie great finds

No. 1783910


No. 1783914

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I like this one because it's little and cute. Good colour. Good branching off. I bet it had nice leaves

No. 1783916

That's an even cooler stick!

No. 1783918

It's like a fork in the road

No. 1783919

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No. 1783922

Aaaaaaaaaaaah where's the eyes!

No. 1783930

Someone should photoshop eyes in

No. 1783977

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No. 1783999

muy aesthetic!1!

No. 1784027

Oh my god only one of these is a real cat

No. 1784053

Whose freaking eyes are those

No. 1785446


No. 1787038

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No. 1787547

take your medication and shut off the computer for a week please

No. 1787549


No. 1788080

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No. 1788089

File: 1700927098195.gif (680.36 KB, 220x209, danse-garfield.gif)

only with mens incineration
will we find true liberation
crush all nuts mass castration
every male in every nation
reform gaia in womens creation
prosperity peace and elation

No. 1788102

Where is this from, it slaps

No. 1788106

my brain

No. 1788320

probably the best thing i've read all year, thank you for sharing and i'd love to read more

No. 1788324

did you write this to a song, I swear I read this to a tune but I can't pinpoint where it's from

No. 1788326


No. 1788329

Read it to the tune of the beginning of this song

No. 1788336

where nuthin ever grows
no rain nor rivers flow
do they know it's christmas time at all ??

No. 1788979

File: 1700974794654.png (1.34 MB, 1366x768, p.png)

Me on my period

No. 1788984

File: 1700975291164.png (1.45 MB, 2138x1198, DEARSTUFFEDSHIRTS.png)

DEAR STUFFED SHIRTS AT RITZ CRACKERS, A chain is only as strong as its weakest link. Just as a box of crackers is only as appealing as its least intact sleeve. I am paying for fully formed crackers, not butter crumbles! I don't buy your product with broken quarters; don't stick me with broken pieces of cracker, you miserable DICKS!

Mort Goldman again.

No. 1788985

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Got you covered

No. 1789183

File: 1700995189982.png (3.77 MB, 1500x1886, shoiseiz.png)

i want to be 12 again, drawing in ms paint, posting on deviantart, playing maplestory and not giving a fuck abou responsibilities because school was easy

No. 1789188

samfag but i am going to download maplestory!!!!

No. 1789191

99% chance the person who drew this is a TIF now.

No. 1789196

File: 1700996917185.gif (6.88 MB, 548x640, Let's dance.gif)

This is pure perfection. I'm vibing right now.

No. 1789201

It goes ok with gypsy bard melody

No. 1789204

"only with mens incineration
will we find true liberation
crush all nuts mass castration
every male you ever see"

The rest would need more change to fit the melody.

No. 1789213

why do i need to get up and face the day when i can simply snooze

No. 1789243

Mcdonalds Mcdonalds Mcdonalds!!!

No. 1789326

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No. 1789336

No. 1789360

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I love this fish so much she's so full of love and not being able to kiss her back kills me

No. 1789559

I saw this for the first time when I was stoned off my ass and I lost my mind laughing

No. 1789562


No. 1791087

The carcass of god sometimes involuntarily spasms an act of good onto our world.

No. 1791097

you've broken my brai

No. 1791114

Real shit.

No. 1791252

I usually hate the shitles but this song is so cute

No. 1791913

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My momma used to say that if you tell a man to kill himself, he will only kill one man but if you teach a man to kill other men, many men will die.

No. 1793108

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In the vast and intricate tapestry of culinary preferences that grace the palates of humankind, one might find themselves perplexed by a peculiar phenomenon: the seemingly unanimous aversion to the humble dried grape, known colloquially as a raisin. The enigma surrounding the widespread perception of raisins as, dare I say it, somewhat distasteful, prompts a contemplative exploration into the labyrinthine corridors of gastronomic subjectivity.

As we delve into the convoluted labyrinth of gustatory discernment, one could postulate that the crinkled exterior and altered texture of raisins, a result of their dehydration process, elicits a cognitive dissonance within the gustatory senses. Could it be that the transformation from plump grape to desiccated morsel triggers an unexpected cognitive disjuncture, leaving the consumer yearning for the succulence of its former, juicier self?

Moreover, one might ponder the juxtaposition of raisins in various culinary contexts, from salads to baked goods, where their presence is often met with skepticism. Could it be that the integration of these diminutive dried fruits into dishes disrupts the expected flavor profile, introducing a discordant note that, for some, proves less harmonious than the symphony of other ingredients?

The raisin's paradoxical status as a contentious culinary component invites contemplation on the subjective nature of taste, a kaleidoscopic interplay of cultural influences, personal experiences, and, quite possibly, a deeply ingrained collective memory of that one ill-fated encounter with a shriveled grape during childhood.

So, in the intricate mosaic of culinary appreciation, one is left to ponder: Is the aversion to raisins an amalgamation of sensory dissonance, contextual incongruity, or a whimsical dance of individual taste buds? The answer, it seems, remains an elusive enigma, tucked away in the annals of gastronomic idiosyncrasy.


No. 1793117

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raisins gud

No. 1793118

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No. 1793126

Their cutest song is the love song Paul wrote about his dog

No. 1793131

File: 1701239976443.jpg (3.16 MB, 3216x2136, Taste of Amish.jpg)

Raisins in chocolate and baking goods are great. They're superiour to dull and sour underdone grapes.
Raisin GUD!11

No. 1793132

chocolate covered raisins are god tier

No. 1793134

please is this real kek I almost choked on my water

No. 1793135

I will never truly understand why it was such a meme to hate raisin oat cookies, they are an elite status cookie

No. 1793136

It's because they fool you into thinking they're choc chips, it's the disappointment that makes people hate them rather than them being that bad

No. 1793138

ngl i would eat chocolate covered grapes kek

No. 1793142

No I DON’T ever get the flu shot because VACCINES cause AUTISM and yes I do get hit with the flu every single year but it’s because GOD gives his strongest warriors the fattest asses!!!!!

No. 1793347

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And dodging bullets on my bike
I'm going over to my dealer's to get my dope
He's got that good shit
Whenever I smoke it I end up Chinese

And when I go out I'm on alert
Because all those fat faggots are always hiding
The pigs follow me because I smoke weed
And I tell them, ah

No. 1793771

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Happy birthday to me and to everyone else who had the audacity to be born on my birthday.

No. 1793779

Happy birthday Anon! I hope you have a great day and have fun on it.

No. 1793780

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Found this gif for you, happy birthday anon.

No. 1793783

We love you too

No. 1795497

And now,


No. 1797624

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>there is snow on lolcow

No. 1797735

Knew what this was before I hit play kek

No. 1798382

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I'm not afraid to be different.

No. 1798386

You look like you got a bottle of whiteout dumped on your head, idiot.

No. 1798391

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Me when I smell Mac and cheese

No. 1798431

File: 1701640757637.gif (1.02 MB, 498x280, DEATH.gif)


No. 1798553

I'm sorry, it was me. I farted.

No. 1801144

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awant-guard awocado

No. 1801153

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I keep on coughing I'm dying lol lmao ah kill me already.

No. 1801157


No. 1801166

File: 1701866272841.jpg (60.72 KB, 590x350, santa-claus1-888736.jpg)

Happy Santa Claus day!!!

No. 1801319

File: 1701879021854.jpg (31.4 KB, 724x708, df70cbedabaa475d3c5ab2e572329a…)

Nooooo!! I need to poop soon but I have to go to class! I'll be late!! And I don't wanna poop at school! Bowels, why do you do thiiiiiiiiissss

No. 1801392

did you get to class okay?

No. 1801396

poop at home and be late. it's always worth it

No. 1801401

File: 1701884317768.jpg (3.76 KB, 302x167, download.jpg)

Witch skull post

No. 1801403

I'm going to fuck your father and him a daughter he actually loves

No. 1801407

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No. 1801411

Dear God do I have to pee, but I'm on my lunch break and it will take ten minutes each way just to walk to the bathroom.

No. 1801413

File: 1701885023248.jpg (237.5 KB, 1080x629, IMG_20231206_205118.jpg)

No. 1801415

there's a word missing from this sentence that makes this sound very unfortunate

No. 1801419

Im going to fuck his daughter too.

No. 1801422

Do after while clocked in. There aint no way I am using the bathroom on my unpaid break.

No. 1801454

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No. 1801457

i love the idea of this young shizo level conspiracy theorist who gives herself an absolutely salon perfect gorgeous blowout every single morning before plopping a tin foil hat on it and then tapping away on lolcow all day

No. 1801464


No. 1804811

File: 1702107727648.jpg (71.52 KB, 1080x608, tumblr_0b5b5a531c42b59d8133c4a…)

would you ally with him? serious answers only

No. 1806912

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No. 1808159

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No. 1808187

That does sound like something she would do…. if we apply the principle of occam's razor then the only remaining conclusion is this is true. Psychics of lolcor please chime in

No. 1808241

he acts like an agp tbh

No. 1808502

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No. 1808544

File: 1702367072755.jpg (101.46 KB, 736x1051, 1000012565.jpg)

No. 1809143

File: 1702405056455.jpg (137.44 KB, 1080x859, Tumblr_l_48711219043312.jpg)

No. 1809928

File: 1702428919270.gif (76.96 KB, 445x498, IMG_4025.gif)

this nigga be jerkin an air dick

No. 1809935

File: 1702429179482.gif (190.21 KB, 300x167, 1000012598.gif)

No. 1809962

He's going with it for half an hour by now, what the hell

No. 1809965

lmao nonnie, you're the best

No. 1810350

PT's hero

No. 1810430

File: 1702474431858.jpeg (31.22 KB, 480x360, IMG_7738.jpeg)


No. 1811246

File: 1702504983945.jpg (288.92 KB, 1080x630, Screenshot_20231212_155705_Ins…)

literally me

No. 1811492

File: 1702522455866.webm (503.57 KB, 640x360, 1695992848207.webm)

i love this and the anon who shared it

No. 1811605

fucking lmao

No. 1812432

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No. 1812437

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No. 1812438

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No. 1812583

File: 1702597562900.jpg (24.46 KB, 1150x315, 4cc.jpg)

omg this is amazing

No. 1812635

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No. 1813141


No. 1813903

File: 1702673138838.jpg (37.55 KB, 517x640, Tumblr_l_29062747316806.jpg)

Go piss girl

No. 1814003

saw this post while holding in my pee because im too lazy to get out of bed. this must be a sign

No. 1814124

weezer pussy

No. 1815682

File: 1702772651321.jpg (1.03 MB, 1536x2048, Tumblr_l_127463919194278.jpg)

Serving cunt today

No. 1816967

nona nona nona nona
nona nona nona nona
nona nona nona nona

nona nona nona nona
nona nona nona nona
nona nona nona nona

Bait! Bait!
Baaaiiit! It's bait!
Oooh! It's bait!

nona nona nona nona

No. 1816983

File: 1702844163562.gif (164.5 KB, 400x400, wfw.gif)

No. 1816984

they better STOP fighting about men getting raped in the unpopular opinion thread. its making me too horny

No. 1816989

thanks for saying it out loud cos same

No. 1818385

illegal emojiposting😀👮‍♀️🚓

No. 1818387

File: 1702928527328.jpeg (183.07 KB, 734x386, IMG_0008.jpeg)


No. 1818398

new naah nee nah anon you are under arrest 🚓🚨👮👮🏻👮🏼👮🏽👮🏾👮🏿💂‍♀️

No. 1819812


No. 1819855

File: 1703019764411.png (14.8 KB, 1322x419, Lucy.png)


No. 1819873

damn, did anyone download it

No. 1820132


No. 1820253

Yeah that's me
Sorry negropost("negropost")

No. 1820710

Where the fuck is my lesbian Modern Talking???

No. 1820713

nice typo

No. 1820739

wAIT… you're onto something here

No. 1820823

Right? Right??

No. 1823675

File: 1703212163938.png (234.15 KB, 998x1313, death note.png)

No. 1823683

File: 1703213130271.png (61.13 KB, 376x664, IMG_2858.png)

No. 1823689

Saw that in the front page and thought my screen was dirty

No. 1823690

File: 1703213583330.gif (3.68 MB, 380x286, GIF.gif)


No. 1823723

File: 1703214837050.gif (633.03 KB, 320x240, aham-cass.gif)

Googer gieger?

No. 1823757

File: 1703216980265.gif (938.36 KB, 300x300, H30lsc8.gif)

No. 1823838

Holycrap. I gotta rewatch Mission Hill.

No. 1827078

File: 1703429691730.png (629.84 KB, 854x655, IMG_5187.png)

Which one of you fuckass cunts has been posting skibidi toilet? On Christmas EVE of all days.

No. 1827080

Ummm, if that helps, does that make sense??? I'm a woman so I have to end everything with a question I'm so unsure of myself I have no confidence hehehe

No. 1827118

I'm asian, this day has no significance for me.

No. 1827139

File: 1703433597152.png (1.06 MB, 1107x784, 899.png)

plenty of asians celebrate christmas. which kind are you?

No. 1827253

East Asians do, doesn't happen in the rest of Asia.

No. 1827259

merry christmas

No. 1827375

Drank for the first time in a while (not very much) and my whole face is flushed. I swear this has never happened when I've drank before.

No. 1830948

File: 1703723671733.png (243.06 KB, 400x300, Mello.png)

Mello had the n word pass and he could have ended Death Note with it if they weren't so afraid to let him use it

No. 1830961

File: 1703724382651.jpg (224.23 KB, 1920x1080, aUhUI27.jpg)

You mean "N" as in the character, right?

No. 1830965

Someone I used to be friends with fucked her cousin and I've never told anyone. Kind of surreal looking back, I wonder if they ever acted normal around each other again.

No. 1830983

File: 1703725344099.png (161.48 KB, 500x500, 152828801660861269.png)

that too but also just have him casually say nigga and let him swear more, japanese socialization nerfed him

No. 1833248

On accident or? Give me the deets nona

No. 1834450

There was a farmer had a scrote
And Nigel was its name-o
And Nigel was its name-o

No. 1834461

File: 1703962626275.jpeg (589.07 KB, 1920x1080, FhdmccWWIAA-A2T.jpeg)

Hi. Um, I'm just wondering, have you got any kind of like sort of punky electronica kind of grime, kind of like new-wave-grime, but kind of maybe like more broken beats, like kind of dubby broken beats, but a little bit kind of soulful, but kind of drum-and-bassy, but kind of more broken drum-and-bass, like kind of broken beats, like break beat kind of broken drum-and-bass, kind of—Do you know what I mean? No?

No. 1834637

e e

No. 1835405

Latereply but she sent me a text about it, they were on a camping site with family and it just.. Happened. In a public bathroom stall. They were both like 15. I feel sorry for her but at the same time what the hell kek, she never mentioned it again after a year or so though so idk.

No. 1835505

File: 1704062003544.png (1.12 MB, 1080x1075, 1000012827.png)

Sean Paul

No. 1835525

File: 1704062726095.jpeg (57.66 KB, 306x564, article-1017558-0041BB35000002…)

my irl waifu

No. 1835690

File: 1704073106387.jpeg (227.37 KB, 1024x685, IMG_8286.jpeg)

Australia-Hungry, the country where Österreiches live

No. 1835763

I fucking hate these obnoxious videos, I had my volume turned up

No. 1835850

Jesus christ

No. 1835925

File: 1704101293457.png (865.47 KB, 1576x815, flowering financial.png)

i wanna maje the 212 plush

No. 1836091

I have this one and her name is Marshmallow

No. 1836114

damn make sure you never tell her any important secrets because if she can't keep that one she sure can't keep yours lmao

No. 1836117

I bought soap from that bitch she never sent it

No. 1836273

File: 1704143566172.png (540.74 KB, 667x515, wow.PNG)

love this guy

No. 1836321

File: 1704146066124.jpeg (41.04 KB, 304x330, IMG_9201.jpeg)

this guy looks like if a great white shark were human. no i will not elaborate

No. 1837895

File: 1704308717133.jpeg (94.09 KB, 800x450, IMG_4348.jpeg)

I really wish there was more merch and media of the twin comets. They're such wasted potential

No. 1837905

File: 1704309370978.png (230.03 KB, 640x360, IMG_4427.png)

I just want more goth characters Sanrio is that too much to ask

No. 1838882

File: 1704384306973.jpg (221.07 KB, 1200x1600, 5eced7718c5d81f0bfbbb337b1cfe8…)

free will is an illusion

No. 1839217

up and down the sidewalk……take a doo doo pie…………………….

No. 1839731

I love tweaking hobos, i love watching them do their dances, screaming at people, getting into fights, etc. But only irl and at a distance, such fascinating beings devoid of inhibitions, truly free.

No. 1839787

There used to be an old psychotic bag lady in my hometown who’d stand outside McDonald’s and scream abuse at anyone who walked by. I miss her, she was so funny.

No. 1839792

File: 1704444244342.jpeg (159.76 KB, 995x550, 2882857B-0ABD-47C2-B660-4E72CC…)

I wish we had the Internet the cyberpunk lovers thought we would have

No. 1839938

All the dystopian surveillance, none of the cool pew pew lasers or flying cars

No. 1839960

…or robo-husbandos, disappointing

No. 1839993

if I gaslight my robo husband and beat the crap out of him, is it domestic violence or is it like kicking your old radiator that isn’t working or banging your fist against the tv

No. 1840874

File: 1704513252930.jpeg (129.38 KB, 640x422, IMG_0193.jpeg)

No. 1841528

File: 1704570680426.jpeg (396.98 KB, 700x627, IMG_5215.jpeg)

The fact that Milky Way and the Galaxy Girls was thrown out and has never been picked back up is proof there is no god

What a waste of great concepts and design

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No. 1841544

damn theyre all so cute i need this..

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No. 1842114

( ^◡^)っ✂╰⋃╯

No. 1842124

Someone created an amateur hour unofficial version of it on YouTube but it doesn't compare to the original preview

No. 1842125

Original preview

No. 1842380

Dale, dale, dale!

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No. 1843311

File: 1704682961063.png (712.15 KB, 728x720, Mr.Nutz.GBC.png)

This is my husbando.

No. 1843986

im posting to you all from a kum & go on a road trip on edibles and that Blue Rhino IS grilling…

No. 1847444

File: 1704938988780.gif (2.11 MB, 500x500, 10395575_60323.gif)

I know it's too early to start celebrating, but I'm so excited for Mardi Gras this year!! We already bought a king cake. One year I hope to be invited to the mythical rich peoples' Mardi Gras Ball

No. 1847526

kill me i'm fucking constipated as hell

No. 1847528

Kill yourself.

No. 1847532

so aggressive

No. 1847535

You asked.

No. 1847541

She asked you to kill her nonna. Why would you betray her like this?

No. 1847543

She's asking for free labor. She should kill herself instead.

No. 1847555

She can't even shit, you could at least give her a hand

No. 1847592

that wasn’t me im just coming to nonnie’s defense

No. 1847833

File: 1704959705668.jpeg (67.86 KB, 680x680, FtDNuNUWcAUWDPo.jpeg)

Should i say the N word? I might just do it

No. 1848066

File: 1704988006123.png (520.1 KB, 534x533, S20567che24re01812ant39sh38ao8…)

this is the only shirt that matters

No. 1848093

File: 1704990930655.jpeg (24.18 KB, 409x419, 61b8a927edd63.jpeg)

this really says a lot about society

Good thing my Snapchat is coffee and rainy days because i am not like other girls (i am severely mentally ill)

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No. 1848345

kek I'm reminded of when I used to have a snapchat back in high school and I'd take photos of the books I bought. That was it.

No. 1848354

NONNY NONNY NONNY don't play this unless you want the N-word blasted at high volume from your speakers

No. 1848541

zoom zoom haha

No. 1848870

File: 1705021049602.jpeg (27.54 KB, 236x217, IMG_8376.jpeg)

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No. 1848940

born to shit forever

No. 1848949

Well retarded is definitely the key word here.

No. 1848957

born 2 shit, forced 2 wipe :((emoji)

No. 1849473

File: 1705067039012.jpeg (1.46 MB, 3000x3000, IMG_7584.jpeg)

hey check this out brownie head

No. 1849828

Glad to see that anons are back to shitposting, that is, posting about their literal shit

No. 1849832

File: 1705081519562.png (221.78 KB, 700x383, 6ij800.png)

so your severely mentally ill too

No. 1849858

File: 1705082648984.jpg (98.95 KB, 1024x1024, 5e647f88664cf_f850fc37_1280.jp…)

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No. 1856963

My idea of hell is going to the wedding of a childless millennial couple: they’re both overweight and B.O smelling, the woman has pink hair, their French bulldog is the ring bearer and they have 4 pitbulls in flower crowns as the bridesmaids because women are too much drama. The groomsmen all dress as different marvel superheroes and the cake is either marvel, anime, Rick and morty or Disney themed with a funko pop bride and groom on top. For their first dance they both memorise the choreography from Shrek 2. Their wedding vows are full of sexually suggestive puns and the phrases “blowing my back out” and “rearranging my insides” are used multiple times, and they both sign off with using a phrase from some shitty tv show, either “you’re my lobster” or “I wolf you”. The food is all pure junk, burgers and pizza rolls because they’re so quirky and adorkable and healthy meals are fatphobic. Perhaps it’s vegan, perhaps not. Then they will honeymoon at Disney world but spend the entire time bitterly lamenting the presence of pesky children.

No. 1856977

i absolutely hate how real and terrifying this is. however, i dislike the lack of them being poly and their third being part of the ceremony/vows/wedding cake. otherwise very solid nightmare fuel. B+

No. 1856987

the wife will then regularly post on reddit about how she doesn't get bridezillas (other girls) because HER wedding was BEAUTIFUL and it only cost $100!!!!!

No. 1857007

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

No. 1857013

File: 1705423782279.jpeg (503.58 KB, 2048x2048, 009292517_4c888g0P7.jpeg)

Daigo Dojima was once lost…
…but now, He is found in Jesus Christ.

No. 1857034

I was going to add a polyamorous arc during the sequel Millenial Wedding 2: The Throupling. The scrote asks to open his marriage because he (35m) has a giant crush on his coworker (18f) except she declines to join the relationship because duh, and instead the wife gets 5 or more boyfriends. At least one of these boyfriends acts as a wolf full time. He tries to act like he’s totally fine with it while being cuckholded relentlessly. Massive trigger warning though because the ending will be extremely violent (he annihilates the whole fucked up family and then kills himself. I decided to add a happy ending)

No. 1857057

to be realisiic the polyculle also needs to double as an equaly dysfunctional ttrpg group

No. 1857165

And they also both come out as "queer" the wife dyes her hair purple and starts identifying as a pansexual she/they (who conveniently, has never touched a pussy other than her own), the husband comes out as "sex positive", starts painting his nails, and eventually troons out all the way which leads the wife to begin identifying as a "lesbian" because "my husband was a woman all along, yall! even before i knew she was!". they both make a big show of destroying all their harry potter merch that they already spent hundreds on because jk rowling is a "heckin terf". the money is still wasted, and it still went to jk rowling's pockets, but it's ok because the 300 updoots they got on r/witchesvspatriarchy was more than enough to make up for it !

No. 1857175

You gals won't mind if I grunt and sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee -

No. 1857200

They’ll never escape JK Rowling though because they both have their hogwarts house coat of arms tattooed on their pasty flabby biceps.

No. 1857205

which is why they open a gofundme to get money to have them removed!

No. 1857249

File: 1705439218254.jpg (62.15 KB, 960x490, EQVqMsWWAAEKU3v.jpg)

Instead of the traditional "newly married" the back of their vehicle says "support ukraine"

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No. 1857279

They don’t have a vehicle because r/FuckCars.

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No. 1857710

File: 1705454228698.jpeg (69.15 KB, 851x708, IMG_6378.jpeg)

please make me stop having to suck drool from the bottom of my mouth my gums are reeeeeeling

No. 1858902

I just freestyled an acapella remix of murder on the dance floor by sophie Ellis bexter for my cat. It goes;
there’s a kitty in my sea -heat
whys she always in my seat?
get out the way!
there’s a kitty in my sea -heat
and she better fuckin move
gotta move this goddamn kitty now!

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No. 1861947

File: 1705739318965.jpg (14.72 KB, 320x252, 8743221111111.jpg)

threadpic text makes me kek because in the most well-known Finnish version of this meme the text says
>mm, this looks and tastes like shit!

No. 1861983

kek i love finns, you guys rock

No. 1862164

File: 1705770301674.png (895.92 KB, 1280x1206, tumblr_ebacafbee8e71df9b1c734c…)

I would go to America if this was the America

No. 1862168

File: 1705770660628.jpg (29.26 KB, 600x600, gtdr,x1500,front,black-c,216,3…)

i luv the metal and spurdo

No. 1862349

He is fat(*bones rattling*)

No. 1862373

rattle rattle!!!!!

No. 1862376

jiggle jiggle!!!!!

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No. 1862402

you didnt deserve to get banned you were so right

No. 1862407

kek mods are fat burgerfags confirmed

No. 1862420

File: 1705787973282.png (238.93 KB, 447x447, 20240120230018.png)

No. 1862605

I was referencing a joke in Hetalia of him being called fat

No. 1862627

File: 1705801456804.jpg (80.4 KB, 600x853, United.States.full.875596.jpg)

I wanna pinch his tummy and take his fat ass to the gym

No. 1862672

i would love to illegaly penetrates him

No. 1862681

File: 1705804802490.gif (4.47 MB, 498x273, sushichaeng-jake-enhypen-dog-1…)

how does he sleep knowing he did this on national tv ?

No. 1862723

He probably doesn't. Would YOU be able to sleep at night knowing you've humilated yourself in such a way on live national TV?

No. 1862745

Snug in his fat dicked bfs arms

No. 1862907

Why did he do this?

No. 1862913

this gif and the one of that cringe guy in a suit whipping something with a belt while keeping his hand in his pocket are my worst nightmares
fuck i just remembered that i saw them both combined before

No. 1862918

File: 1705821750757.gif (1006.91 KB, 500x199, tumblr_366c5e1b6e06ca930bebb85…)

Daddy disapproves. Beg daddy for forgiveness

No. 1862924

File: 1705822089812.jpg (42.05 KB, 736x716, 6b74c99b89c17a6e86bcf0de89782a…)


No. 1862938

File: 1705823374259.jpeg (26.52 KB, 554x554, 1636877377025.jpeg)

Someone in the projared thread said he had this energy and I now I can't unsee it

No. 1862940

This was projareds alt

No. 1862945

File: 1705824246565.jpg (Spoiler Image, 86.29 KB, 696x723, 743768b676f4705d1a01579b377161…)

I found this picture because someone here reminded me of him and wanted to reverse image search it…the search lead me to a very unhinged thread of a lolcow nearly a decade ago with some random avatarfagging as him while no one bats an eye about it like wtf kek

No. 1862946

File: 1705824262606.gif (5.89 MB, 600x450, 1607732577686.gif)

superior version

No. 1862947

File: 1705824294016.jpg (Spoiler Image, 18.99 KB, 271x275, 1433886618850.jpg)

this is probably among one of the weirdest things I've seen…

No. 1862951

i don't know anon, i would give your lolcow a lot of likes to be honest, emojis even

No. 1863369

I remember that gif being posted CONSTANTLY at one point and I saw him so much that when I closed my eyes to go to sleep I saw this gif

No. 1863424

File: 1705862133364.gif (1.38 MB, 320x245, N_qdX4.gif)

from now on we'll be using the metric timezone in this land

10 seconds in a minute
10 minutes in an hour
10 hours in a day
10 days in a week
10 weeks in a month
10 months in a year
10 years in a decade

it all adds up, it all multiplies and divides by 10, it is simply a superior system.

No. 1863473

File: 1705864435207.jpeg (29.73 KB, 275x227, IMG_1291.jpeg)

i have not laughed this hard in a long time, tears were coming out. bless you binch for this indeed is the superior version

No. 1863493

I know people IRL who had their officiant do the "MAWWAIGE IS WHAT BWINGS US TOGETHEWR" bit from The Princess Bride and I can't think of a more Reddit moment if I tried

No. 1863516

File: 1705865709433.jpg (73.1 KB, 706x814, 1000002281.jpg)

Autistic person at the function

No. 1863522

File: 1705865830610.jpeg (166.43 KB, 1536x2048, EBFCD47B-B496-4733-821D-39EFAB…)

Bro went

No. 1863529

Autism stare

No. 1863788

Based, but you also forgot, 60 decades in a century because why not

No. 1863810

Will September, October, November and December be the 7th, 8th, 9th respectively 10th months under this system?

No. 1863816

Who tf would bring a cat to a bar??? That’s so fucking irresponsible wtf

No. 1863817

Why not? The cat just wants to party and have fun like everyone else. Don't be discriminatory.

No. 1863820

I know it’s le funni posting thread but loud noises and drunk people is not a good environment for an animal to be in

No. 1864017

im gonna kill

No. 1864019


No. 1864020

We are all aware of this bitch respond to the tweet and move on idc

No. 1864025

augh fuck

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No. 1864139

Middle aged humor

No. 1864327

This thread is temporarily locked while Hellweek is in effect. See the Hellweek thread for more info: >>>/meta/67909

No. 1878548

Welcome back?

No. 1878609

We are so back

No. 1878615

File: 1707172885443.gif (961.23 KB, 500x281, IMG_0088.GIF)

aw fuck yeah i missed retardposting

No. 1878619

Missed you retards ♥

No. 1878623

swinging in the backyard pull up in your fast car whistling my name

No. 1878628


No. 1878694

Can you at least go outside to do that so you don't stink up the thread with your farts, it's impolite.

No. 1878720

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No. 1878731

i dont understand the theory that eating chocolate can make your cramps worse i can feel like theres a screwdriver in my cervix and feel immediately better if i eat a spoonful of nutella

No. 1878750

damm girl are you single, i like the way your socks defy the laws of physix

No. 1879056

File: 1707197152544.png (110.46 KB, 210x242, beatrice.png)

No. 1879074

File: 1707200747612.png (588.27 KB, 750x850, IMG_2279.png)


No. 1880124

File: 1707275670412.png (347.63 KB, 1081x720, 134D8394-8CAE-41B1-B08E-2E16B1…)

Started wheezing seeing these pics in the ugly bf/hot gf thread because I am a gym nonna with an asian bf who is skinny (but pretty and he touches grass so he has some tone/definition) and couldn’t stop cackling bc this could 100% be us at a formal photoshoot. idk where else to post this bc its certified dumbassery but I am still laughing at this, it hit way too close to home kekkekekeke

No. 1880581

File: 1707312211959.png (495.31 KB, 856x478, weeeee.png)

anti brainwashing network: re-wash your brain put all the shit back in
what would we call it? I'll shout you out in my album I'll be a prolific shitpost backpack rapper one day…the only female of our kind alas

No. 1880607

Gigastacy nonnie, you sound amazing.

No. 1882595

beer in hand, foot in my moid's mouth does it get any better ladies

No. 1887949

I miss the old lolcow

No. 1906564

File: 1709225107132.gif (218.27 KB, 450x338, 170609369238.gif)

Let's get retarded in here

And the bass keeps runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and

In this context, there's no disrespect
So when I bust my rhyme, you break ya necks
We got five minutes for us to disconnect
From all intellect collect the rhythm effect
Obstacles are inefficient, follow your intuition
Free your inner soul and break away from tradition
'Cause when we be out, girlies pull they weave out
You wouldn't believe how we wow shit out
Burn it 'til it's burned out, turn it 'til it's turned out
Act up from north, west, east, south

[The Black Eyed Peas:]
Everybody, everybody, just get into it, get stupid
Get retarded, get retarded, get retarded

Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here), yeah

Lose control, of body and soul
Don't move too fast, people, just take it slow
Don't get ahead, just jump into it
Y'all hear about it, the Peas will do it
Get started, get stupid
Don't worry about it, people will walk you through it
Step by step like an infant new kid
Inch by inch with the new solution
Transmit hits with no delusion
The feeling's irresistible and that's how we movin'

[The Black Eyed Peas:]
Everybody, everybody, just get into it, get stupid
Get retarded, get retarded, get retarded

Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here), yeah

Runnin' runnin' and runnin' runnin' and runnin' runnin'
C'mon y'all, let's get (Coo-koo), c'mon, let's get (Coo-koo) in here
C'mon y'all, let's get (Coo-koo), c'mon, let's get (Coo-koo) in here
C'mon y'all, let's get (Coo-koo), c'mon, let's get (Coo-koo) in here
Ohh ohh ohh, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya

Let's get ill, that's the deal
Ap the gate, and Will bring the thugged out drill (Just)
Lose your mind, this is the time
Y'all can't stand still, trust and bang your spine (Just)
Bob your head like epilepsy
Up inside the club or in your Bentley
Get messy, loud and sick
You mind pass normal on another head trip
So, come them now, do not correct it
Let's get ignorant, let's get hectic

[The Black Eyed Peas:]
Everybody, everybody, just get into it, get stupid
Get retarded, get retarded, get retarded

Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here), yeah
(Whoa, coo-koo, coo-koo, r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d)

Ohh ohh ohh, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
And runnin' runnin' and runnin' runnin' and runnin' runnin' and

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