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Lolcow Inn Thread Anonymous 10/18/23 (Wed) 11:25:07 PM No. 1730714

> >>616821 hasn’t been used in over a year. Thought I’d make a new one instead of necro
>RP your Lolcow Inn getaway. Feel free to larp as cows or just chill as a farmer

Hello! Welcome to Lolcow Inn.

How may we help you today?

Anonymous 10/18/23 (Wed) 11:52:00 PM No. 1730748

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>>1730714
Hello, Miss Farmer. Are there any chiropractors at this inn? My neck is really killing me

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 12:19:23 AM No. 1730761

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>>1730748

Absolutely! We have a wide variety of pressure setting based on what you need!

The Euginia is as light as we can go, we treat your neck like it’s about to break. The Momokun is a deeper, intramuscular massage, named after the heavy pressure. Generally, people prefer something around the 2020 Shay, a bit heavy but not to the point of pain!

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 12:20:21 AM No. 1730763

I think someone took a shit in the pool

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 12:23:34 AM No. 1730764

>>1730763
My apologies nona, I will page an engineer right away.

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 12:31:47 AM No. 1730770

>>1730764
I am the engineer you paged.
>>1730763
It was my shit. I quit.

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 12:49:22 AM No. 1730774

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Hello, I need to book a room with lots of clean, extra sheets. I need it soundproof as well, there's gonna be a party with my best friend, Paul Allen and a few ladies we met. Do you have an exceptionally good drycleaning service in this inn? And is Dorsia nearby and currently accepting reservations?

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 12:51:18 AM No. 1730775

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>Kanye west walks into the Lolcow Inn
He walks up to the desk, looks at you and speaks
> "-Once again I wake up, and I’m a monster. I walk through the hotel, or I walk down the street, and people look at me like I’m fucking insane—like I’m Hitler-"
>"sir? I'm very confused…Is there a issue can I check you in-
>"Yo… Ms.Nonna I’m really happy for you, I’m going to let you finish, b-but Kiwifarms has one of the best inns of all time…so before you speak think about the greatness that's showing up to this gay shit-"
>"Sir…I have no idea what you are talking about but if Kiwifarms Inn is more your speed you are free to go be with your fellow autistic moids-"
>oh..oh yeah?
>*Kanye stares at poor Mrs. Nona
>"Lolcow Inn doesn't care about Kanye"
> "Sir If you need directions to Kiwifarms In-"
>Nah what I need is for you to be stronger better, faster-
>"Sir-"
>No because you not listening! You see this chain? These stripes on my shirt? I am MR. KANYE CHRIST WEST YE PRIME! And when this Merge happen I'm going go Deathcon 3 on you motherfuckers-

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 12:57:05 AM No. 1730778

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I think my room is haunted, I see a super scary ghost!!!!

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 01:08:51 AM No. 1730784

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>>1730778
did someone say ghost?

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 01:10:18 AM No. 1730786

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"Can I get a room under "Audraya"?

>You answer as you always do. However as you look at her you notice she looks familiar and you say so.

"Ha ha I look familiar? Nah I get told that all the time… Everybody say I look like a mixture of Bey and Riri..with a touch of Nicki. Ha ha." Audraya jokes anxiously waiting on your reply. Secretly hoping that you do say that she looks like those beautiful women. She always looked up to them. She was always jealous of them.

>You smile and look up from your computer, you respond watching her eyes widen as you do. You say she looks like she could be related to rapper/singer Drake. You hate Drake but tell her she's a pretty version of him.

"DRAKE? Y-you think i look like Drake? Wow that's a new one…"

Audraya pauses.. her yellow painted finger nails going to the owl pendant on the necklace around her neck
You watch her.
She's shaking.
"You know, I knew him very well…once…I heard he's living his truth now."
Audraya stares off into he distance with a sad but small smile. She's Free"

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 01:46:00 AM No. 1730798

>>1730778
can i be honest? i dont know who this lady is so i thought a moid was posting porn or something, kek

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 01:51:11 AM No. 1730802

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Hello? I've been waiting in the lobby for ages. I made a reservation.

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 01:51:42 AM No. 1730803

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>>1730798
>Hello my name is Dick McBallscrote, why aren’t you, a whore, this cute

>sir you need to leave

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 01:54:10 AM No. 1730809

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>>1730802
I got your reservation in the 11th floor. Meet me upstairs.

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 01:59:35 AM No. 1730812

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>>1730809

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 02:00:26 AM No. 1730814

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>>1730812

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 02:07:48 AM No. 1730819

File: 1697681268495.jpg (102 KB, 864x1308, young-woman-with-a-glass-of-re…)

Hey. Checking in. Room for one. Any idea when the new Celebricow magazine is going to be on stands?
I like to read and write in while sipping my box wine, ignoring my tiktok kids and watching fox news.

I saved a few Daily Mail clippings I'd like to speak about, I know the girls will love it. Did you hear about Justin Beiber? Geez, that news blew my mind. Unbelievable.

Anyway give me a ring if you get any news on the new mag. They love me there. I'm the only damn one writing anything worth reading.

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 02:15:07 AM No. 1730824

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Hey! Hey room service! What type of room phone is this?

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 02:15:53 AM No. 1730825

>>1730803
kak

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 02:22:28 AM No. 1730828

File: 1697682148432.jpeg (183.02 KB, 1000x919, IMG_4715.jpeg)

Hello! Haha oh, no, I’m not a guest. I’m here to see if you’re hiring?

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 02:25:39 AM No. 1730829

Why, there's a roach in my room service french onion soup!

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 02:28:36 AM No. 1730832

>>1730828
unfortunately i'd love to hire you nona but everything on this page is blank! fill out your name, email, and the subject next time!

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 02:34:35 AM No. 1730834

File: 1697682869881.gif (4.11 MB, 211x374, odetari-ugly.gif)

>ring ring

I'm the tiktok fuckboy artist and I'm asking for the room with the most good loyal thots

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 02:42:06 AM No. 1730845

Do you happen to have any off-menu theme rooms for "special times" with my husbando?

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 02:45:46 AM No. 1730848

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>>1730845
Will the beetle suite do?

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 02:47:57 AM No. 1730852

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>>1730845
Or is this more your speed?

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 02:48:05 AM No. 1730853

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>>1730848
Nice FUCKIN' model!

honk honk

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 02:50:08 AM No. 1730855

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>>1730853
uh… room 666, sir…

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 02:58:09 AM No. 1730857

File: 1697684287453.gif (4.63 MB, 446x296, betelgeuse-beetlejuice.gif)

>>1730855
Turn on the juice and see what shakes loose!

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 03:00:01 AM No. 1730858

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this is beyond unacceptable.

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 03:04:48 AM No. 1730859

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>>1730858
sssorry, miss. I made it to my very top sstandardss

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 03:08:15 AM No. 1730862

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>>1730858

What’s wrong, I’m the manager. Our chef worked very hard and I taste tested myself

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 04:24:29 AM No. 1730888

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Excuse me?! I demand assistance! What in Paris is Adrien doing in the room right inbetween Kagami and Marinette?! Adrien deserves better than some low life pastry weirdo and a stone faced freak! I, Chloe Bourgeois, DEMANDA that Adrien be moved right next to the room I'M in! Or else my daddy will have you fired AND kicked out of France!

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 04:41:47 AM No. 1730890

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Anybody know why they call him Bullwinkel?

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 04:45:37 AM No. 1730893

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>>1730778
I see the ghosts too, buddy

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 10:14:37 AM No. 1731038

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>dials the number for the lolcow Inn
>heavy breathing

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 11:08:16 AM No. 1731049

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>>1730888
Hello, thank you for your enquiry!
Adrien is nowhere to be found, and it seems Paris is experiencing a disturbance right now, so we'll take a while to get back to this!
However, we can situate you next to our new guest 'Sabrina', who seems eager to meet you, and play dress up!
We ask that you do stay within the building during this disturbance, and hope that it consoles you that someone has delivered a little bear shaped package to your room!

Anonymous 10/19/23 (Thu) 11:48:22 AM No. 1731060

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>>1731038
Oh, hi Mikey! I’ll be ready in an hour, you can come stab me some more hehe

Anonymous 10/21/23 (Sat) 11:02:25 PM No. 1733679

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do you do room service here?

Anonymous 03/04/24 (Mon) 04:03:52 AM No. 1910818

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wow the coffee lounge's machine is fricking filthy

Anonymous 03/04/24 (Mon) 04:42:59 AM No. 1910835

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ZZZzzzzzzzzz…..zzzz

Anonymous 03/04/24 (Mon) 04:48:33 AM No. 1910839

File: 1709527709810.gif (8.97 MB, 720x540, jumpinontheelsieinnbed.gif)

These beds are so bouncy! Hope no one's trying to sleep.

Anonymous 03/04/24 (Mon) 04:58:50 AM No. 1910845

Can management please address the Christian Christmas music that has been playing over my room's loudspeakers since 4am? I've called three times and Cindy keeps telling me she's sending someone up. I'M STILL WAITING CINDY.

Anonymous 03/04/24 (Mon) 06:47:40 AM No. 1910943

File: 1709534860683.jpg (146.58 KB, 1000x1268, bd.jpg)

Uh ummmm how about a hotel room for meeeee?

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 09:30:34 AM No. 2067012

File: 1719480634123.png (132.84 KB, 364x262, payment.png)

Can I please get a smoking room with one bed? Preferably with a balcony

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 09:43:07 AM No. 2067023

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>>2067012
I keep seeing fog like a ghost outside my window coming from below. I'm not dead, right?!?! Is this Hell?!?! I shouldn't be seeing smoke I'm alive, right?!?!

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 05:17:28 PM No. 2067335

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What time do you serve breakfast here?

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 05:57:59 PM No. 2067384

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>>2067335
Brefast is servd at 3 pm.

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 08:03:33 PM No. 2067544

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Hold on fuck I didn't know we were still taking guests? Where's my staff!? I don't know what happened to the rat family, but I believe they're in the walls now.

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 08:10:03 PM No. 2067553

>>2067544
Mrs.Nona, there are two anons requesting a room change each but the only available rooms are in a floor that is being cleaned right now. Should we keep their luggage and send them to the bar and get them some free drinks? Or should we just let them wait at the lounge? Also we're out of humus. I repeat: out of HUMUS.

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 08:10:52 PM No. 2067555

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I was minding my own business, perched on the faucet and this happened. I demand a full refund

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 08:20:45 PM No. 2067567

>>2067384
This is the funniest picture of Shayna I've ever seen, no nudity needed kek.

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 08:22:54 PM No. 2067572

>>2067555
knock knock Maintenance! We received a call from this room, a broken faucet. Let me see the problem… Mmmmm… What happened here? Did you try to fuck the faucet? reaching the room's telephone and marking the hotel's switchboard number. Hey, it's Nonak here, we have a 224 situation, yep, already twice today.

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 08:27:00 PM No. 2067575

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I’m gonna need reception to bring me some paper towel for all this oil

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 08:47:49 PM No. 2067602

File: 1719521269216.png (541.47 KB, 661x743, heyy.png)

>>2067575
Front desk here!

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 09:09:45 PM No. 2067636

>>2067602
you’d really let me use real towels to clean up all this oil?

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 09:13:31 PM No. 2067642

File: 1719522811585.webp (30.36 KB, 648x365, checking-in.webp)

Yoo, you got any king size bed rooms available?

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 09:23:05 PM No. 2067653

File: 1719523385481.jpg (164.02 KB, 667x1000, 1000_F_62826860_dHlM6xgKGGgQ1m…)

>>2067642
Sir, this hotel is only for women and their pets, you've been warned now leave

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 10:02:17 PM No. 2067704

File: 1719525736939.jpg (218.61 KB, 715x1072, 1000036581.jpg)

>>2067653
Hey girl, can I enter with my boyfriend if he's in my pocket? He lives in my phone.

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 10:13:28 PM No. 2067720

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>"Hellow"
>left one shakes its tail
>right one leans over the desk and pretends to be sniffing
>"this hotel is reserved for Pawcon, right?"

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 10:33:51 PM No. 2067743

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>>1910839
Front desk? Excuse me, but there is a goat jumping on my bed right now, i don't know how it got in.

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 10:38:03 PM No. 2067750

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>>2067743
I'm so sorry about this, is it just the one goat? I see. Apologies again, I'll get room service to bring up the complimentary second goat immediately. Is there anything else I can do for you today?

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 10:41:25 PM No. 2067752

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Can reception send the furries to me?

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 10:49:27 PM No. 2067761

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>>2067752
So what you're saying is that after the furries got sent in, she destroyed them? How bad was it? Blood even on the ceiling? We're gonna have to call forensics… I'm gonna send out the alert that we have a killer on the loose…. Stay calm.

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 10:58:39 PM No. 2067773

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I love using the phone

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 11:03:24 PM No. 2067779

File: 1719529402413.gif (1.89 MB, 350x246, qnymaTz.gif)

Staff? There appears to be a problem with the elevator

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 11:05:34 PM No. 2067782

>>2067779
So sorry about that, Nemu just finished up in there.

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 11:17:47 PM No. 2067802

File: 1719530267713.jpg (34.37 KB, 540x360, 360_F_579818850_iqScM7EPob5Ywy…)

Anybody else pissed off with the cleaners not respecting the sign on the door?

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 11:21:20 PM No. 2067808

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>>2067761
The police will never catch me alive lol.

Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 12:19:54 AM No. 2067918

File: 1719533994017.jpg (178 KB, 644x768, heyy.JPG)

Ahh the villa is so serene.

Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 12:24:01 AM No. 2067923

>>2067918
Um, excuse me? The WiFi is out and I was in the middle of a live stream. I literally cannot afford this place if I’m not able to go live

Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 12:26:56 AM No. 2067925

File: 1719534416767.jpg (134.71 KB, 644x768, villa.jpg)

>>2067923
Hey sorry do you have some weed? I haven't smoked in 15 minutes and I'm starting to twitch and shake I need my fix.

Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 12:26:57 AM No. 2067926

File: 1719534416592.png (1.12 MB, 872x695, handy manny.png)

>>2067923
Thank you for letting us know nonny! We’ll get our handymen on that right now

Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 12:40:32 AM No. 2067950

File: 1719535232558.webp (12.61 KB, 600x400, karen.webp)

>Lolcow Inn
I have seen exactly one cow and it was not loling or laughing or even keking. I demand to see the manager.

Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 12:47:02 AM No. 2067965

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>>2067950
Nice to meet you, I'm the manager and here's a cow for you to observe while we speak.

Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 12:48:32 AM No. 2067971

File: 1719535712178.jpg (263.11 KB, 1024x693, Д_9-2.jpg)

(This review was paid for by Lolcow Inn.)

Absolutely stunning views, up-to-date facilities, handsomely-appointed accommodations. Everyone was so friendly and kind. 10/10, can't wait to come back again.

Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 02:02:54 AM No. 2068124

File: 1719540173784.png (1.41 MB, 892x726, let’s have some.png)

Who wants to join me for a drink?

Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 02:06:43 AM No. 2068127

File: 1719540403687.jpg (88.2 KB, 1500x2250, gradientcocktail.jpg)

>>2068124
Do you want something pretty, something strong, or something pretty strong?

Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 02:08:27 AM No. 2068134

>>2068124
I will anon. Non-alcoholic, though. Maybe a cup of milk…

Waitress!

Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 02:18:55 AM No. 2068158

File: 1719541134339.webp (53.13 KB, 490x686, clown royal .WEBP)

>>2068127
I’d love something strong, you have anything with crown royal?

Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 02:49:21 AM No. 2068210

File: 1719542961549.png (1.03 MB, 991x444, let’s get ripped .png)

>>2068124
Shotski!! I can’t do this alone nonnies

Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 02:49:32 AM No. 2068211

File: 1719542972100.jpg (172.58 KB, 1400x875, crown-caramel-apple-.jpg)

>>2068158
How's about a crown royal caramel apple cider? Hot or on the rocks, up to you.
>>2068134
One cup of milk coming right up ma'am! Would you like it warmed up or spiced?

Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 03:02:00 AM No. 2068232

File: 1719543720000.png (953.57 KB, 810x729, tips.png)

>>2068211
Oooh on the rocks please, thank you tendynon

Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 04:18:18 AM No. 2068319

File: 1719548298500.png (1.37 MB, 850x708, dhdhd.png)

Woah these beds are so comfy, I had no idea we could control the temperature!

Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 12:53:59 PM No. 2068705

File: 1719579239330.jpg (686.54 KB, 1280x960, Yukon4221-1287204890.jpg)

H-hello ma'am have you seen my fwiends? I went to buy diap… I mean snacks, and they seem to have disappeared. A fox, green rabbit and german shephard/dragon hybrid?

Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 06:12:06 PM No. 2069233

File: 1719598325804.png (482.02 KB, 840x698, RightAway.png)

>>2068705
No worries anon, I'll call right away for other staff in different areas in the Inn to be on the look out. In the meantime, please stay here in the lobby while you wait for more information. I'll have another worker bring you a water, if you like.

Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 06:26:41 PM No. 2069262

File: 1719599201088.jpg (26.16 KB, 407x612, 54008839.jpg)

>>2068705
>>2069233
I received a call about some suspicious looking degenerates. What seems to be the problem here?

Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 07:07:55 PM No. 2069327

File: 1719601675518.jpeg (190.62 KB, 1280x1026, IMG_4429.jpeg)

>>2069233
you rang?

Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 09:48:27 PM No. 2069629

File: 1719611307238.mp4 (6.45 MB, 480x800, tik_video_91392.mp4)

I love being the upstairs hotel neighbor!!! Here’s a live music performance at 3 AM!!!

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 03:49:26 AM No. 2070159

File: 1719632966057.png (1001.9 KB, 819x630, heyy!!.png)

Room service! What can I get you nonnie

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 03:58:46 AM No. 2070179

>>2070159
Strawberry milkshake with an extra cherry on top please and thank you

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 04:13:21 AM No. 2070202

File: 1719634401328.jpg (44.31 KB, 348x348, chrawye.JPG)

>>2070179
Here you go toots

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 09:10:39 PM No. 2071090

File: 1719695439802.jpg (40.56 KB, 463x308, ht.JPG)

Hello there, I need a room to practice my spooks in.

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 09:15:34 PM No. 2071104

>>2070159
can i have pancakes with star shaped butter on top. please and thank you

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 09:17:04 PM No. 2071106

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>>2071090
Good evening, welcome to Lolcow Inn. We've been expecting you miss Ghost. Here, your keys for room 237.

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 09:19:22 PM No. 2071108

File: 1719695962681.jpg (401.23 KB, 1125x1600, stock-photo-star-shaped-butter…)

>>2071104
There you have. Enjoy your meal!

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 09:24:17 PM No. 2071111

File: 1719696257075.jpg (12.93 KB, 655x366, spooks.JPG)

>>2071106
Thank you so much! Let me know if any guests are bothered by the noise, I will try to rehearse quietly. Ooooo-oooo-oooooOOooo

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 09:40:58 PM No. 2071127

>>2071108
oh thank you , they were delicious ! wait , i hear a strange , spooky sound from room 237 … it goes like .. oo-ooo-ooo..

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 09:43:05 PM No. 2071134

File: 1719697384727.png (1.07 MB, 801x798, Screen Shot 2024-06-29 at 5.42…)

>>2071127
Sorry that's just me, my spurred heel is really hurting so you're hearing the sounds of my pain, and just like all the others you don't care about me. Nobody cares about me. Why doesn't anyone love me? I just want love.

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 09:47:14 PM No. 2071140

>>2071111
Sorry miss, but there have been some complaints about the noise. Although we are not sure if it's entirely your fault, there seems to be another guest making oo-oooo-ooo.

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 09:57:05 PM No. 2071148

File: 1719698225187.jpg (25.02 KB, 429x443, ok.JPG)

>>2071140
Oh goodness I am so sorry for the disturbance. I will proceed to rehearse in the closet to muffle the noise!

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 09:57:37 PM No. 2071150

File: 1719698256741.jpg (666.32 KB, 1536x2048, 1000047265.jpg)

so i was jus minding my own business n unpacking my things when the bell boy walked in n said i looked like a beautiful pink princess. hehe then this old man in the room next to me stared at me on the way to the pool. i luv being the most bimbo adorable girl here

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 10:17:01 PM No. 2071175

File: 1719699421779.jpg (60.26 KB, 736x981, 1000003782.jpg)

>>2071148
its okay miss ghost , you have a lovely voice !! i have brought you some cookies , lets pratice together .. for i too am a ghost ! i was looking for fellow ghost friends !

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 10:26:05 PM No. 2071182

File: 1719699964924.jpg (23.95 KB, 568x320, this place is fucking haunted.…)

This hotel is scary as hell.

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 10:46:38 PM No. 2071202

File: 1719701198490.jpg (13.47 KB, 538x353, htr.JPG)

>>2071175
Omg hi ghost friend! Let's eat cookies and party!

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 10:57:15 PM No. 2071208

File: 1719701834671.png (27.1 KB, 960x960, IMG_5546.png)

>>2071182
I-I’m sorry for scaring you nonna…I wasn’t trying to be scary with my ghostly moans, it’s the only way I know how to express myself… I just wish I had a non ghost friend. All you living people seem so happy with each other, while all us ghosts do is bother you with our oooooo’s. I’m sorry I’m like this, I just wanted to be friends….

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 11:05:09 PM No. 2071213

File: 1719702308707.png (647.32 KB, 739x565, gawk.png)

>>2071150
Knock knock, hotel management here! A gentleman has arrived at the front desk claiming he’s here to see you?

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 11:09:11 PM No. 2071214

File: 1719702551215.png (592.2 KB, 768x533, 1000003652.png)

anybody here do meth

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 11:29:30 PM No. 2071239

File: 1719703770366.jpeg (24.17 KB, 446x687, images - 2024-06-30T092824.943…)

Does this Inn have a vacant mouse hole anywhere?

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 11:35:26 PM No. 2071245

File: 1719704126282.jpeg (837.47 KB, 1046x985, shayna.jpeg)

>>2071239
Mmm that was delicious… I wonder if there's more rats around here? I'm so hungry.

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 11:37:31 PM No. 2071246

File: 1719704251202.jpg (57.6 KB, 286x378, Screenshot_20240630-093704_Chr…)

>>2071245
MAMA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat) 11:38:31 PM No. 2071250

>>2071245
Why is this kinda cute

Anonymous 06/30/24 (Sun) 12:53:17 AM No. 2071314

Was this place built on an ancient burial ground or something? Half the residents here are ghosts or some other spooky nonsense.

Anonymous 06/30/24 (Sun) 12:55:04 AM No. 2071315

>>2067965
Audibly kek'd at this

Anonymous 06/30/24 (Sun) 05:46:50 AM No. 2071742

File: 1719726409975.jpg (51.22 KB, 440x550, 1000037424.jpg)

Is the lolita community meeting here?

Anonymous 06/30/24 (Sun) 05:50:33 AM No. 2071747

File: 1719726633639.jpeg (29.37 KB, 175x175, IMG_4248.jpeg)

>>2071314
haunts you some more

Anonymous 06/30/24 (Sun) 10:08:12 AM No. 2071898

File: 1719742091336.gif (470 KB, 280x242, 82db29d25091b8d6c3c33e5478a0e7…)

Can management do anything about these big flies? They're very rudely interrupting my free time. Also has anyone happened to see my sister and niece? They were supposed to be arriving but I haven't heard hair or whisker from them.
Oh well, I think I'll chew on some electrical wires while I wait.

Anonymous 07/01/24 (Mon) 01:48:15 PM No. 2073592

File: 1719841695527.jpeg (104.67 KB, 378x364, gtt.jpeg)

i smell …. sniff sniff ……….. a little mouse ……… somewhere …. sniff sniff … so hungry …

Anonymous 07/01/24 (Mon) 10:25:03 PM No. 2074153

File: 1719872702852.jpg (137.2 KB, 1280x720, 1656932446957.jpg)

They'll let anyone in here nowadays. I thought this was a hotel for cows

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 02:12:57 AM No. 2074399

>>2071742
It certainly smells like it

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 02:17:57 AM No. 2074403

>>2074153
There are other cows here. See >>2073592

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 10:19:51 AM No. 2074674

File: 1719915591764.jpeg (52.83 KB, 275x260, sxsx.jpeg)

>>2074403
watch your mouth! im a cute bimbo doll , not a cow !!!

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 06:30:49 PM No. 2075102

File: 1719945049906.jpg (8.01 KB, 201x251, cow-convention.jpg)

>>2074153
I know my fellow female cow. This is ridiculous.

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 06:43:19 PM No. 2075127

File: 1719945799414.jpg (39.26 KB, 1063x598, 1000004369.jpg)

Dear manager-chan, I got hired as a security guard 2 days ago and picrel keeps appearing on the cameras outside the kitchen. I've tried offering her milk but she just stands there and speaks in languages I can't understand. Is this normal?

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 06:48:16 PM No. 2075131

File: 1719946095953.webp (71.3 KB, 800x600, cow-52.webp)

>>2075127
That's it I'm sick of this scary shit. I'm going to the Crystal Condos. That place is always empty.

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 06:51:41 PM No. 2075135

File: 1719946300960.jpeg (48.12 KB, 626x417, IMG_5580.jpeg)

>>2075127
Fear not, valued guest. These aren’t ghosts, but a more cryptic creature. Don’t worry, our terf nun will take care of it. In the meantime, may I interest you in a free massage from lolcow spa?

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 06:56:50 PM No. 2075139

File: 1719946610248.jpg (35.39 KB, 526x402, 1000004620.jpg)

I don't remember booking this suite.

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 07:03:21 PM No. 2075154

File: 1719947001290.webp (63.07 KB, 600x400, dungeon.webp)

>>2075139
I'd be willing to swap

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 07:04:17 PM No. 2075157

File: 1719947056639.jpg (41.99 KB, 600x900, 6b16dcc93e9f92e9f4a31d3c20494a…)

Hello?
I'm the Health Inspector. We've been getting some complaints about this hotel. I'm sure it's nothing, but I need to take a little look around

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 07:05:25 PM No. 2075158

File: 1719947125040.jpg (69.58 KB, 792x749, 1000004612.jpg)

>>2075157
Do you have a scheduled appointment?

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 07:13:22 PM No. 2075166

File: 1719947602139.jpg (83.54 KB, 605x454, 1000004622.jpg)

>>2075135
Thank you, based nun. I rate this spa a 5/5.

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 07:29:14 PM No. 2075190

File: 1719948554283.jpg (83.48 KB, 682x1024, 1900283-female-inspector.jpg)

>>2075158
I'm from the government. I don't need one.
Now can you explain why there is blood leaking from the roof? We've gotten multiple complaints from several Ms Nonnas about it

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 08:38:29 PM No. 2075248

File: 1719952709541.jpg (16.3 KB, 612x408, gettyimages-98187690-612x612.j…)

>>2071213
I'm not expecting any visitors. What does he want?

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 08:45:34 PM No. 2075253

File: 1719953133488.gif (808.59 KB, 220x220, 1000004625.gif)

>>2075190
Which one of you snitches complained about the Blood Floor?!

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 08:47:00 PM No. 2075254

File: 1719953220416.jpg (411.06 KB, 2048x2048, 1718802847084.jpg)

hello could we get a booking? me n my punk band are on tour

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 09:02:14 PM No. 2075264

File: 1719954134444.webp (24.43 KB, 390x280, smiling-female-receptionist-sh…)

>>2075254
Your IDs, please?

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 09:02:54 PM No. 2075265

File: 1719954173895.jpg (34.89 KB, 720x474, -2u1urk.jpg)

>>2075254
OMG I AM A BIG FAN!! CAN YOU SIGN MY FOREHEAD??

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 09:25:13 PM No. 2075282

File: 1719955512879.png (1.62 MB, 828x892, FnVeV7ZXEB8dV93.png)

is there a casino in this establishment?

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 10:38:57 PM No. 2075374

File: 1719959936977.jpg (25.1 KB, 381x250, 194_azumarill_pokedex_entry_by…)

>>2075264
here you go ma'am

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 12:34:25 AM No. 2075532

>>2075374
Cute

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 12:36:25 AM No. 2075534

File: 1719966985481.webp (41.77 KB, 640x640, 2upm96e06oe91.webp)

>>2075253
I got this

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 12:49:15 AM No. 2075554

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>>2075264

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 12:53:28 AM No. 2075560

File: 1719968008698.jpg (29.91 KB, 772x720, 2i1zwr.jpg)

>>2075534
Hey ehh, things kinda went south with the Health Inspector. I thought I'd intimate her with my knife skills but hotel things happened and she's pretty messed up. She did a very weird pose. Shes look like a reverse shrimp but our doctors and nurses are on the case!.

In the mean time I'm just gonna pop out. You should gather your thoughts for a bit. I really need this to go well so I pass my intership…

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 04:40:56 PM No. 2076443

File: 1720024855795.png (216.54 KB, 441x290, green-street.png)

The lads and me are looking for some rooms. Heard there was some vacancies here. What you need to get us sorted?

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 04:45:22 PM No. 2076447

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>>2076445
Immigrants? We're ex-pats love. Now be a nice hen, prep the rooms and get the lads some lager. The footy's starting

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 04:54:07 PM No. 2076450

>>2076447
I don’t think there are any rooms in the inn mate, the immigrants have taken up the rooms.(baiting)

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 05:02:21 PM No. 2076456

File: 1720026141139.png (352.2 KB, 640x384, vlammenwerper_800h.png)

>>2076443
>>2076447
The Inn's full

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 05:21:26 PM No. 2076472

File: 1720027286253.jpg (32.49 KB, 564x705, dude.jpg)

Hello I'm Zac Bagans, lead investigator of the ghost adventures crew. We've received numerous reports about hauntings at the Lolcow Inn. My team and I were wondering if we'd be able to investigate these claims. Can you tell me about any strange incidents?

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 05:29:13 PM No. 2076478

File: 1720027753377.jpeg (85.42 KB, 735x716, IMG_1983.jpeg)

Hello room service id like two more of these sent up to my room please.

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 05:30:20 PM No. 2076482

File: 1720027820263.jpg (118.51 KB, 1566x880, 1000004658.jpg)

>>2076472
Wdym? I've been looking all day and I can't see any ghosts here.

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 05:52:24 PM No. 2076506

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>>2075282
Depends…. Who's asking?

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 06:12:50 PM No. 2076534

File: 1720030370329.png (191.1 KB, 457x394, MikanoftheMiddleWest.png)

hello, i'd like your most kawaii suite please.

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 06:35:04 PM No. 2076555

File: 1720031704242.jpg (15.68 KB, 400x365, 215646464952524.jpg)

>>2076482
DUDE! DID YOU HEAR THAT BRO!? I think I heard a spirit! Can you come next to me, if you're female? I connect better with female spirits, in hotel rooms. . .

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 06:59:16 PM No. 2076580

File: 1720033156268.gif (541.08 KB, 500x281, giphy-1.gif)

>>2076555
GET OUT

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 06:59:50 PM No. 2076581

File: 1720033190529.jpg (21.06 KB, 678x452, waitin.jpg)

Been waiting ages in the lobby and not a single soul came to ask me what I need. This right here ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when we let the new generation run things. A shame to this entire cowntry.

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 07:40:32 PM No. 2076634

File: 1720035632257.png (75.9 KB, 400x224, 400.png)

>>2076555
Haha yeah Zak you're such a ladies man I can't even compete with you.

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 08:22:26 PM No. 2076686

File: 1720038145995.jpg (5.24 KB, 300x168, 94524134545461256566.jpg)

>>2076581
C'mon man, you are out of your mind! That's because you are a criminal! No joke! Not kidding around here… W-w-what you did was terrible. You gotta understand, back when, when, when I was a little boy in Pennsylvania, my dad used to say, 'Hey Joey, never let a man give you garlic bread!' You know, America is founded on American soil. Look, look… we gotta, we gotta get together, jumpsuits for all men. Liberty! No joke! I'm not kidding around here. You know the deal, Scranton, New Jersey. In 1997, I burnt my foot.. I lost all my marbles that day. Poor people smell funny. Bipoty bopoty boo.

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 08:26:51 PM No. 2076695

MORE CHEESE DANISHES AT THE CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST STATION PLEASE CAN YOU HEAR ME hold on, I'll call the front desk too UHHHH YEAH IM AT THE BREAKFAST AREA AND YOU'RE -yeah okay I'll be waiting. Click.

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 08:36:25 PM No. 2076710

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>>2076686
Joe, you did such a great job! You answered every question. You knew all the facts. And what did Trump do? LIE!!!

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 08:37:48 PM No. 2076714

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>>2076634
Dude, stop fucking around. I am just assessing the situation….loud bang WOAH DUDE WHAT WAS THAAAATTT…. Ok, Aaron I want you to go in that creepy room alone….

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 08:48:00 PM No. 2076730

File: 1720039679827.png (340.51 KB, 616x462, 1652805498456.png)

>>2076714
Oh, um, okay… (walks into the scariest room) whoa haha is that Joe Biden? (random sound offcamera) DUDE! SOMETHING TOUCHED ME!

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 08:50:59 PM No. 2076733

File: 1720039859722.jpg (29.37 KB, 512x396, 1000004655.jpg)

Time for daily room service, ladies.

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 08:58:04 PM No. 2076750

File: 1720040284412.jpg (411.13 KB, 1080x1080, 1000038670.jpg)

>>2076730
Shut the FUCK up I'm trying to get some SLEEP GODDAMMIT!

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 09:02:21 PM No. 2076759

File: 1720040541190.jpg (100.78 KB, 660x660, 545646424564564546345245.jpg)

>>2076730
Turns around HOLY SHITT DUDE, IT WAS THE COWS! WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE? WHY ARE THEY LOOKING AT US? ARE THEY POSSESED? Dude…we need to get to the bottom of this… I think I'm getting hungry.

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 09:03:59 PM No. 2076763

File: 1720040639732.jpg (64.95 KB, 640x483, 1000004666.jpg)

>>2076759
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 09:08:10 PM No. 2076770

File: 1720040890491.jpg (76.54 KB, 1366x768, MV5BNDhlYThmNjEtODg1NS00Zjc3LW…)

>>2076750
WHOA!!! (camera shakes wildly and the viewers can't see what's going on) WHAT WAS THAT!
>>2076759
>>2076763
Duuuuude! How are we supposed to communicate with them? (turns on the EVP recorder) Umm… moooo? Haha?

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 09:12:12 PM No. 2076775

File: 1720041131953.jpg (60.79 KB, 1200x675, death to bald.jpg)

>>2076770
Prepare to die you bald fugly scrote.

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 09:15:53 PM No. 2076780

File: 1720041353480.jpg (19.51 KB, 554x312, pjgzrrm6kpo61.jpg)

>>2076775
AAHHH! THIS IS WORSE THAN WHEN MY WIFE LEFT ME BECAUSE OF A GHOST!
(gets shot)

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 09:16:38 PM No. 2076783

File: 1720041398829.jpeg (42.7 KB, 379x379, IMG_5295.jpeg)

What is going on? I’m trying to sleep here?

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 09:19:52 PM No. 2076785

File: 1720041591937.gif (338.67 KB, 220x212, cute-kitten.gif)

>>2076783
nothing to worry about, miss

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 09:21:54 PM No. 2076786

File: 1720041714211.jpg (3.25 KB, 225x225, 16546546546756.jpg)

>>2076780
Holy shit dude! Is that a succubus who just shot you!? Heh, That's hot… But we're not here for beauty, we're here for darkness!

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 09:22:51 PM No. 2076787

File: 1720041771532.webp (168.24 KB, 1920x1080, cows-ufo.webp)

>>2076785
That's it, everyone go back to bed. We all know cows are just prone to being loud and dramatic when there's nothing to worry about

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 09:25:48 PM No. 2076791

File: 1720041948706.jpeg (187.08 KB, 1200x1189, IMG_5296.jpeg)

>>2076785
Thank you miss!

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 09:37:55 PM No. 2076807

File: 1720042674897.png (755.28 KB, 510x890, instamoo-profiler.png)

Just chilling in my bed, don't get all the negative comments. Might go to Mooovie night later one.
Not being racist but every biped I have met is negative af. Just saying it how it is. If you're offended maybe think about why you're so mad. Maybe two legs isn't enough for all the bullshit you carry. Just joking lol.

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 09:40:30 PM No. 2076811

File: 1720042830638.webp (7.54 KB, 480x253, grey.webp)

We've got all these ghost hunters staying atm but not one alien hunter, typical

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 09:44:43 PM No. 2076819

File: 1720043083154.jpg (47.27 KB, 463x612, 1000004670.jpg)

>>2076807
Ngl as a biped I think you are completely right.

Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 12:25:08 AM No. 2076954

File: 1720052708026.jpg (166.15 KB, 1024x1024, _4fdaeec9-9590-48fa-a078-08b99…)

>>2076807
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING COW?!?!?!
You're coming with us, we'll need to do a full body inspection

Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 12:28:11 AM No. 2076956

File: 1720052890985.jpg (14.26 KB, 288x216, 1000004671.jpg)

>>2076954
There's no parking here how am I supposed to beam up the cows

Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 12:35:51 AM No. 2076962

File: 1720053351403.jpg (517.61 KB, 998x1600, stock-photo-confused-green-ali…)

>>2076956
oh shit, we're gonna need to call Mike for help.
Try to see if you can get in by the back

Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 12:38:10 AM No. 2076964

File: 1720053490222.jpg (179.06 KB, 850x958, 1000038765.jpg)

>>2076954
Wait, are you talking about me?

Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 01:01:23 AM No. 2076979

File: 1720054883095.jpg (252.73 KB, 1052x744, 1000011200.jpg)

>>2076964
Matterhorn, please note that being abducted by aliens is forbidden until you've finished making dinner for me, my bird, and every nonny in this hotel. Please remember your duties as my personal bodyguard and sexy cow manservant. Thank you.

Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 01:04:04 AM No. 2076982

File: 1720055044025.jpg (255.56 KB, 1080x1080, hubba hubba.jpg)

>>2076964
Wow the staff here are real eye candy!

Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 01:43:20 AM No. 2077016

File: 1720057400011.jpg (103.49 KB, 736x981, 2cd67733cb24d3057124b19fce877e…)

>>2076686
What are you even talking about old man, go take a nap, it's time for the bad boys come out to party. My friends and I are going to the cassino. I am expecting a bubble bath when I come back, hopefully this is a simple enough task you people can easily provide.
>>2076962
Boy, bring my car. Watch it, I don't wanna see a scratch anywhere.

Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 01:44:55 AM No. 2077019

>free bleeds on the lolcow.farm branded hotel sheets
oops sorry

Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 01:48:51 AM No. 2077021

File: 1720057731280.png (332.29 KB, 562x1000, 1000038770.png)

>>2076979
Yes master! But wait… I can't seem to find my usual clothes, all I can find is whatever I just put on.

Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 02:14:30 AM No. 2077044

>>2077021
>pulls down your undies
haha whoops sorry sir just passing by

Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 03:08:09 AM No. 2077081

>>2077044
thank god he had his anti underwear pulling buttplug on or that would have been a dissaster

Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 12:14:36 PM No. 2077511

File: 1720095275359.gif (1.22 MB, 220x220, peep-the-cat-rave-cat.gif)

Party in my room! Got lots of booze and catnip. Don't tell the staff.

Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 01:55:37 PM No. 2077564

File: 1720101336895.jpg (28.55 KB, 453x612, dog-wearing-cat-costume.jpg)

>>2077511
Jiji… Haiii!! Fellow nekos!!!!
Aren't we all so kawaii? I feel so sexy when I rub my two kitty legs together!

Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 02:11:55 PM No. 2077578

File: 1720102315074.jpg (68.35 KB, 612x612, 7c08d942944a320ccfd84e9781b495…)

>>2077511
Is this space just for cats or can mushrooms join too..? Im such a smol shroom.

Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 02:19:57 PM No. 2077585

File: 1720102796933.jpg (49.08 KB, 700x463, cat-002.jpg)

>>2077578
Mushrooms are ok just keep the fungi off the beds but no dogs. I'm a worried we might've ben infiltrated.

Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 03:07:15 PM No. 2077632

File: 1720105635040.png (246.54 KB, 512x512, 71G3nUIywuL.png)

>>2077511
is there a size limit or…..

Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 03:11:43 PM No. 2077637

File: 1720105903594.jpeg (3.11 KB, 225x225, images.jpeg)

>>2077632 not at all join the pit!

Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 04:44:39 PM No. 2077723

File: 1720111479285.gif (377.22 KB, 220x220, real-footage.gif)

>>2077511
Lets goooo

Anonymous 07/09/24 (Tue) 02:08:44 AM No. 2082431

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I got lost

Anonymous 07/09/24 (Tue) 02:12:03 AM No. 2082435

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I need to fart

Anonymous 07/09/24 (Tue) 07:23:01 AM No. 2082594

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At last…. mouseception…. enjoy poo in your soap and your food…

Anonymous 07/09/24 (Tue) 08:10:42 AM No. 2082620

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i couldnt find a parking spot. can i book a room for me and my car?

Anonymous 07/09/24 (Tue) 03:13:51 PM No. 2082922

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>>2082431
cheesed to meet you nonna! i left a crumb trail of cheese for you to follow, it leads to a comfortable room. squeaky clean thanks to me and me brushes!

Anonymous 07/09/24 (Tue) 10:27:02 PM No. 2083377

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Cocktail hour in the lounge, what can we get you nonners?

Anonymous 07/09/24 (Tue) 10:40:22 PM No. 2083387

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>>2083377
J&B straight and a Corona

Anonymous 07/09/24 (Tue) 11:07:42 PM No. 2083408

>>2082620
A room for your car is called a garage ma'am, and garage parking is only for platinum members.

Anonymous 07/09/24 (Tue) 11:10:37 PM No. 2083410

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>>2083377
Shirley Temple please! I've got my party bow on and am keen to cut a rug!

Anonymous 07/10/24 (Wed) 12:34:14 AM No. 2083480

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Room service? I found this cat standing on my bed when I entered my room and I don't know who it belongs to…

Anonymous 07/10/24 (Wed) 10:41:58 PM No. 2084513

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I pull into the driveway in my sweet ride Hey nonnies, anyone interested in sharing a room

Anonymous 07/10/24 (Wed) 11:24:42 PM No. 2084601

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>>2084513
Sleepover time, nonners

Anonymous 07/16/24 (Tue) 11:17:33 PM No. 2093357

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Could we please get a room? Single bed

Anonymous 07/16/24 (Tue) 11:31:06 PM No. 2093373

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>>2093357
Here you go

Anonymous 07/16/24 (Tue) 11:36:17 PM No. 2093383

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>>209337
(Kicks filthy temu cat bed away)
>>2093357
Right this way my dears
I'll escort you. Best room in the house

Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 01:01:56 AM No. 2093492

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>>2093383

Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 05:06:23 AM No. 2093768

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Hey is there parking?

Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 01:27:42 PM No. 2093980

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>>2093768
women park free, moids can park over that bottomless pit out back

Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 01:35:33 PM No. 2093992

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Ahhh the pool is so relaxing here

Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 04:51:13 PM No. 2094233

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wow the hallway is so spacious and big, which one is my room nonnie?

Anonymous 07/17/24 (Wed) 04:55:02 PM No. 2094235

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My Fruitger Aero room isnt Fruitiger Aero enough, doesn't even have an aquarium. I'm gonna clog the toilet and leave.

Anonymous 07/19/24 (Fri) 10:20:01 PM No. 2096716

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What a nice spa

Anonymous 07/19/24 (Fri) 11:26:47 PM No. 2096784

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>>2094233
right this way!

Anonymous 07/19/24 (Fri) 11:29:36 PM No. 2096786

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Can anyone tell me where I'm supposed to hang this painting?

Anonymous 07/28/24 (Sun) 05:28:24 PM No. 2108953

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>>2096786
Follow me anon and I'll show you! I'm the resident boytoy of the Lolcow Inn™, so trust me! creepy kubrick stare face

Anonymous 07/28/24 (Sun) 08:04:07 PM No. 2109164

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>hangs do not disturb sign on door

Anonymous 07/28/24 (Sun) 08:06:51 PM No. 2109166

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>>2109164
opens door Harold! How could you!

Anonymous 07/28/24 (Sun) 08:12:17 PM No. 2109172

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Um, police? I keep hearing weird metallic sheet sounds.

Anonymous 07/28/24 (Sun) 08:30:19 PM No. 2109182

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>>2109172
Help is on the way! We’ve traced your location to the Turtle Club, is that correct?

Anonymous 11/03/24 (Sun) 01:02:59 AM No. 2236560

Knock knock
Is this place still open?
I had a reservation

Anonymous 11/03/24 (Sun) 01:04:06 AM No. 2236561

>>2236560
lolcow inn is forever

Anonymous 11/03/24 (Sun) 01:11:41 AM No. 2236574

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>>2236561
Oh good some staff. I don't mean to be a bitch but the way to my room looks like this. I've paid top money to be here and I expect similar treatment. Very little milk too

Anonymous 11/03/24 (Sun) 01:18:13 AM No. 2236581

>>2236574
That is called ambiance, I don't think you've ever been exposed to it so you're just unfamiliar with it.

Anonymous 11/03/24 (Sun) 01:27:36 AM No. 2236593

>>2236581
Nonna there is at least a poltergeist and a banshee in my room. I don't mind them , let them haunt as they please, but I expect appropriate rates. Half my luggage is covered in blood.

Anonymous 11/03/24 (Sun) 01:32:55 AM No. 2236598

>>2236593
You know what fuck it, I'm heading to the Silent Hill village down the road. They have good reviews

Anonymous 11/03/24 (Sun) 01:38:30 AM No. 2236605

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Welcome to the Lolcow All-Night Diner! Please wait to be seated, our server will be right with you.

Anonymous 11/03/24 (Sun) 01:47:00 AM No. 2236631

>>2236605
Hi Nonna, I'm a blow in from outta state. You didn't hear some rumours about bad things happening here in cow town?

Anonymous 11/03/24 (Sun) 01:49:36 AM No. 2236640

>>2236598
uh IDK about that one, if you really don't want to stay here have you considered Hotel California instead?

Anonymous 11/03/24 (Sun) 01:52:34 AM No. 2236646

>>2236605
I think he might have the juiciest ass of all the staff WTF

Anonymous 11/03/24 (Sun) 01:55:56 AM No. 2236655

>>2236640
I'll take this spooky shit over going to calli kekk

Anonymous 11/03/24 (Sun) 02:19:56 AM No. 2236707

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>>2236646

"Thank you, Ma'am! Now right this way, we have a booth that's just opened up. Can I start you with off with a drink?"