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No. 1460310

new year, same shit

last thread: >>>/ot/1451963

No. 1460314

Zoloft withdrawal hitting like morning sickness

No. 1460318

>>1460314
That sucks nonnie, I got suuuuper lightheaded and weak when I stopped zoloft

No. 1460320

i whipped two batches of meringue today by hand. i'm going to wake up tomorrow with jacked gorilla arms

No. 1460331

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Guess who’s making pasta instead of cleaning their room?

No. 1460332

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My bf won't let me get this phone case because he think it'd be too embarassing in public. What do you nonnies think?
(Accidentally posted in prev thread, not knowing it was maxed out sorry)

No. 1460333

>>1460332
what the fuck is that. dont do it

No. 1460334

>>1460332
Yeah. This should have stayed in the last thread, kys

No. 1460337

>>1460332
i'll say it again:scary

No. 1460338

>>1460332
This is literally giantess fetish art

No. 1460339

>>1460332
why would you walk around with this? why would you pay money for it?

No. 1460341

>>1460332
gross.

No. 1460342

I just found out those cross necklaces zoomers sell on Depop for $40 are just using charms that are sold at Hobby Lobby for $1.25. Tomorrow I’m going to have such a fun day making a ton of necklaces

No. 1460344

>>1460332
First time i see a scrote displaying common sense and rationale

No. 1460348

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>>1460339
>>1460338
I just think the tongues are funny and the girls are cute, plus they're really cheap. What about this one?

No. 1460350

>>1460348
Are you pretending to be silly by showing this? It's an obvious fetishy lewd image, she is even wearing a bikini.

No. 1460352

>>1460348
Scrote

No. 1460353

>>1460332
That's some true dumbass shit, at least it's somewhat on topic. Spoiler that shit though.

No. 1460354

>>1460348
ENOUGH

No. 1460356

>>1460332 it looks disgusting

No. 1460358

>>1460331
I managed to clear out the cans of rotting tuna juice out of my room today maybe I’ll finally be able to sleep now that the smell is gone

No. 1460377

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uh relating to the last thread, i looked up eLouai to see if it was actually fully taken down (it was) and found the twitter account of the guy who owned the site (at least i think its him, it's a verified account and the pfp has the same pixely style as the art on the site) and he obsessively tweets about russia and ukraine, along with some weird RETVRN TO TRADITION type shit kek. i didn't even know a dude owned the site considering how female-centric it was… picrel, one of his misogynistic tweets. i feel weird knowing that much of my childhood was shaped by this weirdo's site. what a freak

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>>1460350
It has sort of an early 2000s, subpar-CGI "slightly inappropriate untranslated but fun game for the PS2 or PC"/ad vibe, it's kind of nostalgic. I don't know how to explain this well, but it's in the same realm as pic related for me, Ichiro Tanada's stuff, some y2k ads (or art), etc.
Not all of them even have the tongues, but I'll take the L, nonas have spoken kek.

No. 1460401

>>1460377
this is really how i found out Barbara Walters died wtf…

No. 1460431

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>>1460377
I am fucking laughing because I always assumed the person who ran eLouai would be a normie woman but instead it's…this.
Is he a woman-hating fag or is he some kind of tradcath straight guy? The latter would be extra hilarious.

Here's hoping he has enough material for a thread.

No. 1460432

I want to live a cellphone free life so bad. No I do not want employers, coworkers, people I haven't spoken to in months bothering me. I literally only have my mom, my aunt and one friend I regularly need to talk to, everyone else can fuck off. When someone I don't want to talk to texts me I end up spending days avoiding my phone. I want to be free!!!

No. 1460433

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>>1460431
same kek i was shocked. seems like a straight tradcath but with the amount of statues of naked dudes he posts i wouldn't be surprised if he's closeted and projects his self-hatred onto women. maybe he was a completely different person when he made the site and the alt-right retardos got to him at some point because this type of dude owning a site specializing in kawaii dress up games doesnt make sense. here's another disturbing tweet

No. 1460434

>>1460389
I understand what you mean, but i think it would be a lot better to make a custom-designed phone case, or even use a transparent one and slap a bunch of stickers and whatnot off etsy, this game still has a sorta active fanbase, i am sure you would find a bunch of nice fanarts.

No. 1460436

>>1460431
>picrel
totally unexpected and absolutely predictable at the same time

No. 1460439

>>1460431
Are you telling me Levar Burton ran that site?

No. 1460440

>>1460436
>>1460439
Nooo nonnies that was just my reaction pic kek I'm retarded

No. 1460445

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>>1460332
>>1460348
>>1460389
Wtf just get cuter 3D art and not some ugly fetish shit please, something more PS2 or PC ad like you said, the shit you posted is absolutely revolting. From a 3D art fan to another, you really need to learn how to discern between the nasty shit and the actually good stuff. 3D porn is more prominent than ever and the fact that I can see it on a phonecase ready to sell to people worries me because it used to be a niche thing posted on 4chan or other scrotal websites that I despised a lot. It's so bad and being sold as "art" just how so much porn is sold as "artistique" recently worries me.

If you go to instagram and write y2k 3d art or whatever, I'm sure you'll find people who do better more genuine ps2 looking art that isn't porny. Ask them for a commission or look out if they have a store. Everyone including your bf will thank you.

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>>1460445
samefag this artstyle is very common nowadays so even if you don't want to get a commission just go to aliexpress or a phone case company that does custom self printing and ask them to do any other design you may save. Easy and you won't garner weird looks or look like a werdo creep into fetish 3D scrotal porn

No. 1460452

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>>1460433
Besides russia schizo ramblings and covid spam, the only thing this moid seems to post about is muscular men. Homos do love dress up games, too

No. 1460455

>>1460452
yeah after some further research im leaning more towards him being one of those guys who pretends to want a "traditional" family in public but sucks dick on the low

No. 1460476

Some of the rlm fangirls on tumblr are so autistic i find it inspiring

No. 1460504

>>1460476
>rlm
Red letter media…?

No. 1460509

Everyone I am so lonely and bored I do not belong anywhere

No. 1460513

I bought canned oysters because an anon told me to try canned fish, and now I'm actually kind of scared to eat it kek

No. 1460518

Not even African and I remember the shit out of this movie. Can't believe I watched this when I was 12… and enjoyed it.

No. 1460519

Carrot cake is cool until you bite into a carrot…then it sucks.

No. 1460523

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>>1460513
If they're tinned smoked oysters, they're tasty on their own. If they're a literal can of oysters in brine, use them to make old fashioned oyster stuffing/dressing. You're welcome

No. 1460531

I finally have enough space to manage normie living space + secret video game/weeb room.

No. 1460567

Wanted to buy myself something nice for Christmas but I don't really need anything. The wise thing would be to just save my money, but I still want to treat myself

No. 1460593

>>1460567
Get a nice meal and a new sweater or pair of earrings

No. 1460614

Just watched 2001: A Space Odyssey for the first time and I found the scenes where everything is silent except for the sound of the main character breathing bizarrely erotic. Is there something wrong with me?

No. 1460646

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>Noooo don't bring back the kpop thread !! all kpop nonnies do is infight !!
>the kpop thread's infight actually being about anti-kpop nonnies wanting to bully 12 years old twitterfags

No. 1460647

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The kpop thread on /m/ is so funny right now

No. 1460649

>>1460647
Still confused how that thing is still up.

No. 1460650

>>1460614
Keir Dullea is gorgeous, ain't he?

No. 1460664

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No. 1460665

Ngl but these face filters have been getting really convincing
No wonder moids are getting tricked by trannies

No. 1460666

>>1460665
>Ngl but these face filters have been getting really convincing
which ones

No. 1460668

>>1460666
Like whatever face filter that TiF in the current twitter OP used

No. 1460670

>>1460668
idk it looked clearly altered to me. mostly because of her pose tho.

No. 1460673

I did not enter the new year a greasy drunken mess this time! Woooo!

No. 1460678

please hurry the fuck up holy shit

No. 1460679

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There are two types of husbandoposters on this board

No. 1460684

>>1460523
They're tinned like sardines. I ate it with a cracker and hot sauce as recommended by google, but it was so gross to me. The actual taste and texture was fine, but I guess it was a mental thing. They look nasty. I'm definitely not an oyster person kek.

No. 1460686

>>1460432
Just stop using it, what's the issue?

No. 1460687

>>1460646
I'm still going to report it whenever I scroll past it

No. 1460693

has anyone ever had a gay friend stop talking to you when they found out you’re straight? and you got the feeling it’s because they hate hetero people? ever since i told these two friends i am straight they’ve gone awol on me. we were venting about holiday family drama and she mentioned she was bi and how she had to watch herself over making weird jokes in front of her family, and i mentioned how my family thinks i am a dinosaur so i don’t really date men. i know people can be bigoted but i really don’t care that she and the other friend are gay. she’s said some other things too that have rubbed me the wrong way, so i put them both on mute for a few days.

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No. 1460709

>>1460519
What kind of a carrot cake has entire carrots in it? Whenever I make some I grate the carrots with a really fine grater.

No. 1460758

ACT NORMAL ???? CAN YOU READ ???? POSTING PIC OF FUCKING DUMB SCROTES WITH PLASTIC JAWS ISN'T NORMAL I HATE CHOACHAN !!!

No. 1460759

>>1460614
Beats me how you can find the moid more attractive than the real hottie in that movie, the supercomputer

No. 1460796

>>1460332
This looks like one of the pictures the giantess fetish scrote would post on crystal.cafe

No. 1460798

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Bet the kpop thread in m is just for future admin to ban all kpopfags or see whos been spamming plastic in past threads and ban evading

No. 1460800

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praying the moid away 3 times a day

No. 1460817

>>1460798
it's STILL up??

No. 1460818

>>1460798
the thread is full of retards now. At least it was better before they showed up.

No. 1460819

>>1460798
fuck marry kill
kpopper
brony
furry

No. 1460822

>>1460819
fuck kpopper, marry furry, kill brony
met some okayish furries in my time but bronies….

No. 1460825

>>1460518
Nostalgic as fuck nonna

No. 1460833

i am convinced most of the art salt thread are scrotes

No. 1460836

>>1460819
Fuck furry, marry kpoper, kill Brony.
Why? Because the kpoper is a woman, I can change her, we could casually listen to music and I could show her that her plastic characters suck. Fuck the furry because I can just close my eyes and pretend it's not happening, maybe I could convince the furry to only wear some animal ears while fucking instead of the whole ass ugly suit, I mean, they're all quite simple so it shouldn't be so difficult to compliment my way to get him to do whatever I want. Kill the Brony because bronies should all fucking die, disgusting wastes of space.

No. 1460847

>>1460819
Kill furry, fuck kpoper, marry brony but ONLY if she's a girl into the OG ponies as well as the newer series, those are the only valid ones

No. 1460848

>>1460833
Same here, actually, it's in the way they type. I think they come from /ic/

No. 1460859

>>1460848
For me its their hatred for artists, specially regardless to AI. They have 0 empathy and are blinded by their hatred towards artists that draw things they dont like, they are either moids or still salty the artist kid didnt want to draw them in middle school.

No. 1460863

Gross. The front page is full of plastic koreans, absolutely disgusting.

No. 1460864

>>1460819
>putting women who like kpop in the same category as people who want to fuck animals or pedo men.

The internalized misogyny in this site sure is something but i wouldnt be surprised if all the comments complaining here about kpopers and calling them ''femcel fat bitches who like asians'' were posts made by men since this site is infested with men.

No. 1460865

>>1460864
Go back to twitter, kpoopers are on the same level as furries and bronies cringe-wise, them being female doesnt shield them from me making fun of their autism

No. 1460866

>>1460819
kill furry
kill kpopper
kill brony

No. 1460867

>>1460332
awh hell to the fucking no the hell is that shit

No. 1460868

>>1460865
this isnt about cringe level you retard. Many furrys are into bestiality and the majority of bronys are literal pedo's.

Youre talking shit on a site that was built for niche weeb female hobbies and gossip. I can tell youre those newfag catty radblr posters.

No. 1460869

I cut my finger and its super gross, you can see how split it is and its probably going to take quite a while to heal. What a way to start 23'

No. 1460870

fuck america. why is it I cannot access my own money because I am not physically there? everything is region blocked!!' you can fucking try to tax my income abroad but you can't let me access my own shit from here? you'll never get any tax from me fuckface, I'll burn my passport before ever going back. nuke war when???

No. 1460871

>>1460868
If you knew anything about imageboard cuktures you would know why furries, bronies and kpoppers are banned from all of them. They all have the need to insert their shitty ocs and fancams into everything. Not everything is about muh misoginy, kpoppers are just obnoxious and now that we have an infestation of them its only time until half of the dumbass thread is kpopfaggins and shitty gif of their living waxdolls

No. 1460872

>>1460871
>kpop is banned on all imageboards
this is not true at all, please stop larping as le edgy imageboard user when you are a dumb bitch from tiktok or tumblr. We get it you found out about this site recently you are so cool and edgy wowzers.

No. 1460873

>>1460872
They were banned here until 2 days ago, how new

No. 1460874

>>1460873
>banned on all imageboards.

>uh oh no i need to change the topic now…i meant this site haha.

No. 1460875

>>1460874
Why do you think they need their containment board? You write like a moid btw

No. 1460877

It really sucks when you realize what the world really is. As a woman you are seen as a sexual object incompetent of anything else by men, as competition by other women, and as a wallet for everyone. People look at you and see a chance for money and that's it. And then you also have to be the same, look at everything as an opportunity for money or you will die. But everyone wants to profit off someone else, they don't want to work they want someone else to work and not pay them. Just the overall shit of it all.

No. 1460878

>>1460875
ntayrt but you're deflecting, you said originally that they're banned on all imageboards and they're not

No. 1460879

>farmhand posts a screenshot on /meta/ showing that /m/ mods are terminally afk
>/m/ raids of cp and now kpop massively increase

who could have predicted this

No. 1460880

>>1460875
first you say its banned on all boards, then you change it to saying you meant lolcow when you said its banned everywhere, and then you go accuse another anon of being a man.

Low grade retard

No. 1460882

>>1460879
>comapring cp to kpop

let me guess you are this retard >>1460865 ?

No. 1460885

>>1460880
>>1460878
I was talking about bronies/furries, kpop is too young and female dominated to even use 4chan or more male ib, but all three are equally autistic and follow the same pattern of avatarfagging.

No. 1460886

>>1460882
naming 2 things is not comparing them. is that difficult to grasp?

No. 1460889

>>1460882
I am not them, but its funny you are white knighting a group of women who would kill you for their wax prince and support a sexist, capitalist industry who abuses women on top of being annoying avatarfags.

No. 1460891

>>1460882
>anon mentions both forms of content being flooded from outside sources
>umm so you're comparing them?? you think kstans and pedophiles are the same huh?
im begging newfaggot anons develop basic reading comprehension before they crumble into reactive hysteria

No. 1460892

>>1460886
It must be one of those choachan retards, don't listen to them

No. 1460896

>>1460873
>They were banned here until 2 days ago, how new
Kpop and all kpop discussion is still banned, mods just haven't gotten rid of that thread yet for some reason. I hope they do soon, they're spreading like roaches.

No. 1460897

I'm gonna play devil's advocate and say that the kpoppies, while obnoxious as fuck, have been pretty well behaved and keeping it to their thread so far. So if you start complaining and infighting about them in other threads, I don't know if you have much right to accuse them of shitting up the site. And I say that as someone who is against kpop being unbanned here.

No. 1460898

>>1460864
It's just a joke post retard

No. 1460899

>>1460759
God i love him. He was one of my first crushes

No. 1460900

>>1460897
They're in this thread too dude, look up.

No. 1460903

The invasion is starting, brace yourself nonnies the board is about to become more unfunny and infighty

No. 1460904

>>1460900
>looks up
Not a single image of an idol here tho.

No. 1460906

>>1460903
this is hilarious considering this place is a infight shithole but its suddenly totally kpoppies fault and not you or the other autists.

No. 1460907

>>1460904
they are schizophrenic they're talking about the voices in their head.

No. 1460909

>>1460906
Maybe in the unpopular opinions thread, but imagine not being able to take a joke in the DUMBASS shit thread and getting offended over it

No. 1460910

>>1460909
>i was just joking

OK totally, now go cry in meta.

No. 1460912

>>1460909
I agree with the joke part but the infighting is pretty widespread.

No. 1460914

>>1460910
It was literally a kill, marry, fuck joke why are you so fucking dense over it.

No. 1460915

>>1460912
I dont think you know what infighting is

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No. 1460918

>>1460917
I do, too. leans in

No. 1460919


No. 1460922

this place is so fucking dead

No. 1460924

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>>1460922
Shaymin was a gay psyop by jersh to ruin lolcor and barricade everyone from entering thus having to use his site

No. 1460936

>>1460864
kpop stans are capable of pretty hardcore degeneracy though kek
Anyway, I wouldn't mind kpoppies if their average age didn't seem to be about 16 on lc, and if they actually integrated and learned not to avatarfag with cringy idol pics. Might as well go to twitter at that point.

No. 1460939

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Why the fuck does mini metro have an update literally everytime I start it? Which is literally everyday, please end me.

No. 1460958

>>1460798
Based if true, fuck kpop.

No. 1460970

Wtf is going on with pimeyes? Been using the shit for so long now and first time I’ve gotten server overloaded error message . Shit fuck

No. 1460972

Choachan is mostly females but they have a couple scrote trolls and girls who used to post in 4chan who act like moids. Worst would be Dawn who have tweeted about lolcow and was responsible for a horde of underage twitterfags to this site when the Kpop General was still allowed. I am not tinfoiling, she would admit it herself. She's a disturbed attentionwhore and unironically autistic.

No. 1460992

>>1460972
The thread was locked lol.

No. 1460993

>>1460879
>farmhand posts a screenshot on /meta/ showing that /m/ mods are terminally afk
Spoonfeed me please, I can't figure out where this is or why they would post that.

No. 1461022

Cucumber and croutons in a salad is too much crunch

No. 1461023

>>1460709
I get confused by how you guys read things. Where did I say whole carrot kek

No. 1461037

>>1460885
You've clearly never been on /mu/

No. 1461038

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fuck sake i can't believe i'd been sitting around thinking lc was down since like the 20th or whenever. just googled "lolcow down" and found out you can access it through farmcow.lol

No. 1461039

>>1461022
disagree, but i do think croutons should be used sparingly bc often theyre a TOO crunchy and aren't really adding anything new to a salad

No. 1461042

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>>1461038
welcome back

No. 1461049

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>>1461038
>nonas when finding farmcow.lol

brace yourself (j/k it's basically the same but slower and 2X is unhidden now)

No. 1461051

>>1460972
Do you have a link to dawn's account?

No. 1461055

>>1460972
>>1461051
Stupid question - who the fuck is Dawn? Choachan's admin?

No. 1461084

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Just learned Zenmarket does not accept Visa Gift Cards.

No. 1461085

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Anyone else in a position where you either believe that pretty privilege isn't real or you get to the conclusion you're ugly?

No. 1461086

>>1460885
you sound severely disconnected from the things you talk about with such authority kek

No. 1461089

my boyfriend won't stop doing something stupid and dangerous despite knowing it makes me worry about him and telling me he'll stop. I'm really tempted to be toxic and do something to make him understand what it feels like for me

No. 1461090

>>1460873
lolcow is not ALL imageboards you stupid retarded zoomer. it's not even banned on 4chan. this site started dying when the likes of you started infesting it like the worlds worst cancer please fuck off forever

No. 1461093

>>1460972
>they have a couple scrote trolls and girls who used to post in 4chan who act like moids.
is that why they keep calling men their "wife" and call other women "roasties"

No. 1461096

>>1461093
yes. it's terminology that wormed itself in with the more.. lonely girl posters from gaypg

No. 1461109

>>1461023
>bite into a carrot
>a carrot

No. 1461114

>>1461109
Yeah, the pieces of carrot that are in a carrot cake.

No. 1461115

>>1461093
Ngl they sound like ftm in the making with the way they pretend to be totally not like other women while using misogynistic remarks towards the said women.

No. 1461122

>>1461115
ironically enough this post sounds like a massive NLOG

No. 1461123

>>1461114
What the fuck kind of carrot cake are you having where you bite into a carrot? That’s disgusting

No. 1461124

>>1461122
ntayrt but wut

No. 1461125

Yo nonners. I gotta share a dream I had. I dreamt about my dead grandma who died like a year ago. I had to take care of her because she acted like a child, and would keep getting herself in trouble by the guy working at the big human printer. (Ngl it looked like hell) she didn’t understand (or listen) to what the guy was saying, and I had to give her instructions to stay away from the human printer- like behind the line. Then, I told her she was able to visit me during certain times from the past (like 6:30 pm 2020?) but not during the present. Wtf… wild ass dream.

No. 1461126

>>1461122
How so? I'm just saying they're ftm level delulu for thinking calling women misogynistic nicknames and pretending like some random weeb moid is their wife.

No. 1461127

>>1461123
It's carrot cake so it has small pieces of carrot. Are you guys esl or something?

No. 1461128

>>1461126
oh kek i misunderstood

No. 1461132

I feel like the only one here who actually likes carrots in carrot cake. I mean what do you expect, it's carrot cake

No. 1461133

>>1461126
>for thinking calling women misogynistic nicknames
For thinking it's what though? Funny? How does that make them as delusional as women who think they're men. You guys are overly harsh on people you yourself call young girls.

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>>1461132
me too I like carrots they're sweet

No. 1461141

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>>1461127
Nta but where I'm from you blend it so there are no pieces at all.

No. 1461144

>>1461133
Internalized misogyny and fixation on unrealistic moids.

No. 1461145

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>>1461141
Oh, no I'm talking about cakes like picrel.

No. 1461150

>>1461145
I kinda wanna try baking one like that, they aren't common at all here. Hopefully not as easy to fuck up as >>1461141, which ended up way too fucking dense all the times I tried to make it.

No. 1461153

How do we feel about raisins in carrot cake? I am against it but I wouldn't turn down a slice either.

Raisins in sweet potato or pumpkin cake is delicious.

zuchinni bread/cake tastes like oil I hate it

No. 1461155

>>1461145
Those are so fucking good please send me every carrot bit from them i love them sooooo much

No. 1461158

>>1461153
Raisins kind of suck
>>1461150
It's pretty much just like a spice cake (cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, etc…) with carrots, nuts and cream cheese frosting. I would probably like the blended cake much more than the one we eat in America, I hate the carrot pieces so much.

No. 1461162

>>1461158
Just for saying that, those little wormy carrot pieces are going to find your way into your mouth as you sleep tonight, wiggling about and delving into your gums

No. 1461165

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>>1461162
NOOOOOOOO!

No. 1461176

How are all of my friends having dates right now it's all of the sudden and there was rat shit on my cola can today when I took it out of the pack, happy 2023 everyone kek

No. 1461179

If any of you bitches is dating a man with a hairy ass and he don’t shave it you disgust me. You are a disappointment to womankind. Love yourself before I come find yo ass

No. 1461190

>>1461038
How’d you guys not know? When I typed in /ot/ there was a popup announcing it kek

No. 1461201

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The Wednesday Addams dance is just the Napoleon Dynamite dance for zoomers

No. 1461203

>>1461201
I have no idea what you are talking about and that is how I want to stay.

No. 1461204

>>1461201
Why did they ho-ify Wednesday

No. 1461208

>>1461204
Napoleon Dynamite is a hoe.

No. 1461212

Because I don't want to google it, what is Pugsley up to in the netflix series? Does he not go to the super speshul school with Wednesday?

No. 1461218

>>1461212
puglsy has 10 seconds of air time being bullied in the first ep (Wednesday's revenge on his bullies are why she gets kicked out of regular school and has to go to bizarro hogwarts) and then he never appears again

No. 1461225

Today is my birthday I'm 28 nonnies

No. 1461229

>>1461225
Happy uteral Independence Day nonny, I turn 28 this year too.

No. 1461230

>>1461225
>turned 28
you gotta join the lc hivemind now nona, you have no choice. join us

No. 1461231

>>1461230
>>1461229
Thanks nonnas I'm officially great, happy new years my sweet sisters

No. 1461233

I just realised that my collarbones aren't as visible as they used to be because I gained some chest and neck muscle. Yay for the gains but I'm a little bit sad too

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>>1461085
I used to think pretty privilege was exaggerated. Turns out, I just didn't see it or realize I was benefitting from it until I got fat kek. It's more subtle, like people (both men and women) being nicer to you, striking up conversations and listening more intently, compliments on outfits, holding doors in public etc. I didn't think pretty privilege was real until it was gone and I suddenly felt invisible haha

No. 1461299

I legit went to the bunker thread to find some entertainment, lolcor has been slow

No. 1461311

>>1461253
During covid, having to wear a mask was a blessing to me. Interacting with random people makes me extremely anxious. I was so happy to be ignored. I started dressing comfortably, it made me invisible to men. I still like wearing feminine clothes but I don't do it because I want to be free from the male gaze. What a sad fucking life. I wish everyone was nice to you nonita. I'm sure you are charming and beautiful. People were complimenting me the most when I was underweight. I did not look good. Beauty standards are fuck up.

No. 1461313

Whenever I see the OP gif, it looks like Crash is rubbing his groin at that one part.

No. 1461316

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>wake up
>kpoop thread is locked

No. 1461318

>>1461299
Is the bunker still alive or…… my retarded internet addicted brain isn't getting that dopamine rush of reading new lolcow posts because it is too damn slow!

No. 1461320

i wish we could have a ''draw your husbando in ms paint' threads here, those are my favourite threads in /co/ and /a/

No. 1461322

>>1461318
it's still there but hardly anyone is posting. there's like maybe 5 new posts there per day lol.
>>1461320
maybe we could have one in /m/

No. 1461332

i have the day off tomorrow so im getting some snacks and nice sake so i can chill and play vidja and shitpost all night yeaaaa babey

No. 1461338

Grabbing my own titty just to feel something.

No. 1461343

>>1461338
Relatable

No. 1461347

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>>1461338
I do this out of boredom or for stimulation of some kind (non sexual). whenever moids ask me if i do it though i say NO and tell them they're disgusting pigs for asking me heh

No. 1461350

>>1461145
God now I'm craving carrot cake

No. 1461351

>>1461318
>>1461299
do you mean as in the site is slow running or that it's quiet here? if it's the former, i've found farmcow.lol to be considerably faster loading for me.
i miss the bunker threads though, they were fun.

No. 1461353

>>1461338
I do that because I'm bored, maybe I should stop because sometimes I have the urge to do so in public, but mostly if I'm not wearing a bra.

No. 1461360

>>1461225
>>1461229
why are there so many '95ers on lolcow
>am 95 baby

No. 1461363

i want to eat some eucharist

No. 1461372

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>>1461353
In public I put my hand like this as if I’m thinking but actually I’m just touching my boob with my forearm

No. 1461380

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every time i drink i have a compulsive need to listen to azealia banks or i will collapse and die instantly

No. 1461383

>>1461380
love when she stream-of-consciousness insults people

No. 1461385

nonnas what are your fav cow threads to re-read? i'm bored and in the mood to read some old threads tonight

No. 1461387

>>1461383
her mind is extremely powerful

No. 1461396

>>1461385
the eunuch sisters

No. 1461403

>>1461380
Very satisfying roast

No. 1461412

>>1461385
Stefany's threads, Kathy's threads are fun and lighthearted, Soren for some shock horror, maybe CreepshowArt (haven't read them yet) since it was such a massive thing.

No. 1461413

The guy at Starbucks told me I'm the only person who ever orders matcha lemonade and they all know me as matcha lemonade girl

No. 1461422

>>1461385
Stefany/ creepshow

No. 1461437

My baby sister is dating some loser 10 years older than her and recently I got drunk and sent the rudest fucking message to him from a throwaway account cause I don't want my sister to hate me, it sucks. I have snapchat but really only use it to interact with my siblings. I got a snap from my sister that said "S+R" with a bunch of hearts and S+R are her and her bf's initials. So I thought she was rubbing their relationship in my face because it makes me so uncomfortable but no, it just means "streaks and recents" kek

No. 1461439

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i hate being so anxious, i asked a friend if he wanted to watch a movie with me and he completly ignored the question and now i wonder if he didnt want to or if he forgot to respond. I also feel like i was accidentally rude to him and told him i wasnt interested in his anime rec aaaAAAAA

No. 1461440

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Never really had a doppleganger but I think I've got it

I look almost identical to this "prettiest boy in the world" except my hair is my mixed brown and blonde. So I look like a boy great. And my eyes are slightly more like Haley Bennett. And while I do look pale my skin undertone is olive so I do tan, I am not fair skinned. But I seriously look so much like these people.

No. 1461443

>>1461437
are you me?

No. 1461444

>>1461413
I didn't know this was a thing and I kinda want to try it but also think it would taste bad. And I love matcha and lemonade on their own.

Similar story I move a lot and one neighborhood I was in I was very very close to a fried chicken place, this was in Seoul, and I worked and got home late so these places were great. And I would go there and order fried chicken like twice a week, almost always the same seasoning but it's popular and runs out if I am late so I get another flavor. As a foreigner in that neighborhood the guys at this local chicken shop knew me, but I wonder if they knew I ate all that damn chicken by myself. It was really good chicken.

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>>1461440
Pretty nonnie.

No. 1461452

>>1461448
Is the cow an offer for my hand in marriage?
Then yes, let's plan the wedding

No. 1461466

>>1461444
it's on their website but none of the baristas knew about it either and had to search to find out how to make it but now cause I get like 4 a week they are pros. It's good - refreshing and earthy is the best way I can describe it.

No. 1461477

>>1461440
>So I look like a boy great
the boy looks like a woman tho so you still look like a woman nonnerz

No. 1461478

just had the realization at work today that my main hobby and pastime as a teenager was reading about men having sex. damn

No. 1461482

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Sometimes I wish I would get canceled so I'd have a reason to delete my accounts and start over anew. It'd also let me know who my real ones are if they stick through it with me.

No. 1461485

did the fast pace of the cc bunker threads ruin my brain or is lc extremely slow lately? can people still not access the site or is this just how it is now

No. 1461494

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>>1461486

No. 1461495

>>1461485
I think there are still a lot of people (most likely a good majority are braindead newfags) that don't know you can access through farmcow.lol

No. 1461497

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I couldn't kiss nonny goodnight because she deleted…

No. 1461498

>>1461497
i'll have one pls

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>>1461495
there is a popup on lolcown.farm that tells you farmcow.lol has been mirrored if you can't accesst he lolcow.farm domain, which is kind of funny because you have to have access to lolcow.farm to see it

No. 1461506

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>>1461485
ain't no one here, it's not your imagination

No. 1461515

>>1461485
I estimate we've lost at least 50% of te regular userbase and probably more. My measuring stick in /snow/ which I have never seen move this slowly in my entire time here. I can refresh /snow/ after waiting 20 minutes and nothing new has been posted. It's unheard of. Even the shaytards have completely dwindles and aren't making new thread plans at all last time I checked even though the current thread is full. That's really a death knell imo. I think it's because most nonnies can't access LC and if they weren't in the bunker threads, they don't even know anything that has been happening and that it's up at all.

No. 1461530

I think I’m more likely to win 1 million dollars than find a man I like whom liked me back

No. 1461537

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>>1461501
Pictures of animals with their babies really remind me how beautiful motherhood is

No. 1461541

I wish encouraging women and girls to completely abandon makeup didn’t come off so pick me-ish

No. 1461544

>>1461530
opposite
I have so many options for men whether I like them or not they fight over me but damn in my entire life I have never had close to a million, I want money and I don't know how to manifest it and I have done everything to try and get it shit

No. 1461549

>>1461515
damn that's depressing. i really hope that shaymin finds a new admin soon who can fix whatever issue is causing lc to be inaccessible to users cuz it feels weird here right now with such little site traffic. i think we went too hard on shaymin at first, but leaving while your site is still inaccessible to a huge number of users and waiting for someone else to fix it is a dick move imo. when will my nonnas return from war …

No. 1461553

>>1461541
i don't see how it would

No. 1461576

>>1461553
It might just be my experience but I’ve seen a lot of people associate women not wearing make up with either trying to “not be like other girls” or trying to appeal to the male fantasy of being a natural beauty.

No. 1461582

>>1461576
Nta but this is a completely new occurrence to me and I never encountered this way of thinking among women in real life (unless they were ultra Christian). Not wearing makeup to appeal to boys is some bizarro new thing online as far as I can tell.
I’ve known a couple men who genuinely prefer no makeup but they were either a.) religious and thought makeup was sinful and lying, or b.) schizoid and hated any grooming beyond brushing hair lol

No. 1461600

are you supposed to cook a sausage before 'frying it' on a pan, or can i just drop it raw on a pan?

No. 1461606

>>1461600
I usually add a little bit of water in a pan, cover, let it boil and simmer for 10 mins, then I fry it so it becomes juicy and brown. If you just drop it on the pan the inside may not cook properly unless it's a sausage that's already been pre cooked.

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>>1461606
thanks found out the sausages have mold anyways so i cant eat them, i wish my mom would stop freezing food

No. 1461611

>>1461582
Nta, it's a common thing. If you don't do something a lot of other people do, they interpret it as a judgement of what they're doing and automatically imagine you on a high horse. You could be lactose intolerant and people would assume you think you're better than them for drinking almond milk or some shit. So same thing with not doing one aspect of performing femininity. If you don't do it, it's assumed you hate it on others too and that you're trying to be better than them in some way. They've seen scrotes say that they "prefer natural" and there is this idea that men in general hate make-up (they don't hate it, they're just bad at spotting "natural make-up"), so then it's assumed that you're trying to appeal to men if you don't wear make up.
This isn't a recent thing online, this is an aspect of cultural feminism too, which led to modern liberal feminism. The idea that femininity is oppressed instead of women. So then it became that being gnc in any way shape or form is trying to appeal to patriarchy and that it's male aligned.

No. 1461614

>>1461582
are you a zoomer? Shitting on women wearing makeup and bragging about being a natural beauty was a thing in the 90's and early/mid 2000's and it still is a thing in certain countries and citys.

I remember in the mid 2000's girls in my environment shitting on each other if one of them wore too obvious makeup and calling each other attention whores kek.

No. 1461616

it's almost 4 am and i need to wake up at 6. should i sleep for 2 hours or keep browsing lolcor

No. 1461618

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so hungry and there is nothing to eat/cook

No. 1461622

I'm watching Holly Madison's Holly's World and dear God does the faggot scrote on it really ruin it. Holly is so calm and nice and then there he is all loud and obnoxious trying to make the show about him.

No. 1461632

gas stoves are the fucking worst mine just exploded and almost burned me, wish my lazy as fuck mom would stop buying shit we dont need and instead upgrade to an electric stove

No. 1461657

I'm deleting my lolcow.farm account its too toxic

No. 1461666

dreamworks>disney

No. 1461682

>>1461618
eat meeeeeee

No. 1461684

>>1461622
I read her book Down the Rabbit Hole and it was juicy to be honest, but I feel like she's fake and lies a lot.

No. 1461687

>>1461684
I don't think she lies but she definitely isn't forthcoming about her time at Playboy.

No. 1461717

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>opens /g/
>regrets opening /g/

No. 1461720

>>1461682
you taste sour

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No. 1461725

>>1461723
I won't carry the sin of telling you. If you wish to know the horrors of the human mind, you must venture alone.

No. 1461726

>>1461723
go check for yourself nonnie

No. 1461731

I want to play around with this man but he is 100% not my fucking type because he's a hardcore pothead who likes to go to raves and parties and I'm a boring grandma who's in bed by 10 and spends all my time watching anime, but he's cute and I want to give it a go. Smokers are gross but I can't deny that they do look hot when they smoke but I know objectively that it is the grossest thing. Also it stinks and I hate that too.

Please help me my sisters, please knock some sense into me. Men are gross but I am desperate for attention and affection.

No. 1461735

>>1461731
of all moids why did you have to go with the worst type next to literal autists

No. 1461737

>>1461731
>but I am desperate for attention and affection.
>implying he won't be an abusive piece of shit that will ignore you
Just get a dog, a cat, a bird or a turtle.

No. 1461739

>>1461735
Happened to meet him at a gathering and thought he was cute but didn't know anything about him. We chatted and he was reserved in telling me what he likes (mentioned liking raves and clubs in passing) and mostly tried to talk to me about nerdy shit. I knew he smoked because he was using his vape but it wasn't until I got his instagram (the second time we met) that I realized how deep in he was.

>>1461737
This is true.

No. 1461740

>>1461737
someone that mentally unstable should have to take for a living thing, she needs therapy, years of therapy

No. 1461741

I dont feel too good nonnas.
I ended up eating chicken soup in the bathroom while my bf showers (i thought the steam would help) but now im hot/cold/hot/blegh
SoS

No. 1461742

>>1461731
His dependency on weed will come out in full force once he gets comfortable with you. He wasn't so talkative or focused about it because you're someone new. Eventually it'll all he ever wants to talk about and he'll likely try to convince you left and right to smoke it and guilt you into doing other drugs. 0/10 not a great time.

No. 1461744

>>1461740
>she needs therapy, years of therapy
she didn't even say anything worthy of more than one or two visits, kek

No. 1461747

>>1461740
How is it mentally unstable for a weeb loser to fall for a pothead loser? They're a good match imo.

No. 1461749

>>1461742
>guilt you into doing other drugs.
He told me he did acid once and went to an art museum!!! I tried weed for the first time early last year in the form of an edible with a girl I had only just befriended and I had a 3 hour panic attack. I think the running theme in my life is I should stop trusting brand new people kek.

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>>1461749
>He told me he did acid once and went to an art museum!!!

No. 1461755

>>1461754
he's so quirky and NLOG

No. 1461757

>>1461754
Nonnie I can't tell if you're making fun of me or not but I am a sensitive soul raised on the belief that drugs are life wrecking substances and to always stay away from them and my one bad experience with the devil's lettuce reaffirmed all the beliefs I was raised with so yes the idea of taking acid at all is very bewildering to me kek

No. 1461761

>>1461757
Your experience and beliefs are valid however you should drop the scrote asap

No. 1461763

>>1461761
Thank you nonnie I will. 2D boys will be the only ones I will ever need in my life.

No. 1461770

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honestly i get off on telling random moids online to rope themselves. it's fun

No. 1461771

>>1461741
Great, now my stomach is upset too
Idontwannafeelsicknooooooo

No. 1461774

>>1461763
I know you’ve already gotten your advice but I just want to agree with the anon that said eventually he’ll only want to talk about weed. Pothead guys are unable to have a personality around anything else

No. 1461776

>>1461770
thank you foe your service

No. 1461778

>>1461614
No I’m just homeschooled, I basically didn’t interact with people until I was an adult

No. 1461793

I didn’t like drawtectives season 2, the reveal that everything was actually one big world at the end was so stupid and Eugene was SO BORING but everyone just immediately loved him. It sucked, Julia should get someone else to help write the story if they ever do a 3rd season. Also the stupid pun names, sometimes they’re okay but Don Jovi was stupid, he’s a chef not a musician why did you name him that? Wasn’t even funny. This is what I get for watching those tranny worshippers.

No. 1461794

>>1461774
Nta but I've dated chill potheads before…. Not all of them beed to broadcast it kek. One guy kept a mini j rolled for me when out and about- in case of a migraine- and i thought that was sweet.
I hate drinking though, so i guess that plays a factor

No. 1461810

>>1461749
Exactly, he's letting you into the time he did that drug and since you're someone new, he's letting you on he wants to do drugs like that often. I had dated a moid who was pretty nerdy at first, but he quickly revealed how much drugs revolved around his everyday life. I did drugs out of pressure, instantly absolutely hated what I went through and years later I still face consequences of the bad experience I had. It's not just him, his close friends are like that as well and they likely do harder stuff. It's a rabbit hole to stay away from.

No. 1461828

I used to love the osmosis jones movie and cartoon. When I randomly go to the kitchen and drink a glass of water instead of my 999th diet coke of the day I imagine some rogue intern flipped the manual override switch against the corrupt mayor of me so the body doesn't die

No. 1461852

I had a crazy fever last night and I was hoping I would have a husbando dream but all I dreamt about was a random stick of a manlet trying to assault me (he failed because I am much heavier than him and I crushed his bones).

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No. 1461902

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There are not enough calico critter comparisons worth making an account for

No. 1461909

do you think Steve Avery did it? I watched a video years ago that said that they were bullshiting with some proofs and I can't find it.

No. 1461910

>>1461909
and by proofs i mean proofs he didn't do it

No. 1461911

Unearthed a memory of me having to use a nebulizer at one point for being such a fat ass child with mild asthma. I don't hate that I was a fat child, it's just odd recalling the memories of me inhaling the vapors and that slight distinct taste the medication had. I wonder what else I can remember that I haven't unearthed in a while.

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No. 1462007

My ex isn't with someone new! I'm not sad anymore! He just looks like a sweet sane person hanging out with his bros.

Also kittens are cute but I am getting so tired of taking care of one. It's just foster and I think soon she will be alright on her own with the big cats.

I get sick of eating the same things so to fix that I am having pesto pasta tonight. I rarely eat pesto because it bloats me up, lactose issues and all, but it's so good.

No. 1462044

My sleep schedule was terrible over the xmas and new years. Now every time I'm about to go to sleep I'm getting this sensation like my soul is getting pulled upwards out of my body. I don't even think I believe in souls but its trippy.

No. 1462061

I feel so fucking hideous today, I could scream cry. I look like a fucking AIDS victim so hard. I'm gonna give myself rhinoplasty with a brick holy shit. Agony.

No. 1462078

Added a moid from tinder a month back and chatted, now he wants to meet up but what he doesn’t know is that ive put on a ton of weight over christmas. Hehe the poor scrote is in for a nasty shock

No. 1462122

>>1462078
I mean, how much weight dic you gain? Cant be that noticeable

No. 1462146

>>1462078
xmas was like 2 weeks ago. How much can you gain?

No. 1462152

>>1460389
Dont you dare compare that scrote garbage to Space Channel 5.

No. 1462153

>>1462146
nta but it was one week ago, like last sunday lol

No. 1462155

>>1460401
I cried when she passed . She did a lot of women's rights in media and journalism. All she did was act exactly like her true self and ask the questions her male coworkers would have no issues asking. She lived until 93, but it makes me sad a lot of women are passing and zoomers have so few women to look up to now.

No. 1462157

Don't ever let these bitches discourage you anons

No. 1462172

>>1461338
I'm so glad to know I'm not the only one that does that, it's just so stress relieving.

No. 1462175

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I was looking at pretty dresses on Etsyy, why the fuck do they want me to become a furry?!

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>>1462175
>gender neutral adult costumes

No. 1462187

>>1462185
The pink titty dragon is particularly gender neutral.

No. 1462198

Crazy to me that I don't qualify for a bank account in my own country. I don't actually want one but I thought maybe I should have one? But I was denied. First they complained I wasn't physically in the country, so I went. Then they complained I have no proof of address. They also can't verify my identity apparently even with a ssc and passport. Am I like not a citizen anymore? It's weird. I have no credit history, no owed taxes, no loans, no debts, no assets. America is gay I'm gonna throw my passport away since I have two more citizenships and residency abroad lol. I was treated better in China as a foreigner. Even Russians are nicer to me. I wish we could sell our citizenship to immigrants, like take mine I don't fucking want it.

No. 1462206

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When will we as a society talk about Dr Coomer from half-life vr

No. 1462217

I just chugged some apple sauce straight from the bottle while my room mate was in the bathroom.

No. 1462218

Relationships suck and I consider if it's worth it to keep being in one at least once a month. My moid is great, I just don't think I'm made for this

No. 1462226

>>1462218
What parts suck? I keep feeling kinda similar but it’s just wondering if I really want to spend my life in proximity to a moid even if he’s a rare amazing one.

No. 1462229

Cleaned the garage out today so tomorrow projects can commence

No. 1462232

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nonnies question, do you consider white appliances ghetto?

No. 1462234

>>1462187
I'd say it's a particularly male outfit even.

No. 1462235

>>1462229
nice, what projects are you planning on doing?

No. 1462243

>>1462232
lol no

No. 1462248

>>1462234
It appears to be an inflatable sex toy for very autistic scrotes. Help. Why was I recommended this after looking at nonsexual feminine items? Is Etsy secretly run by furries?

No. 1462258

>>1462243
someone told me my fridge is ghetto and i asked why they said because it's white and nobody has white fridges anymore

No. 1462261

>>1462218
Is your moid fat or ugly?

No. 1462262

>>1462258
wish I had a white fridge again. the fake stainless crap is annoying and always looks dirty. with a white fridge I could just use a magic-eraser and it looks white again.

No. 1462264

>>1462232
No. Why would anyone? Just keep it clean.

No. 1462286

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Last year I read nearly 50 books and most of them were so meh
Idk but compared to movies and video games I haven't had good luck finding a story I really liked. Or maybe my brain is fried from screens

No. 1462287

>>1462232
A little, but I grew up broke and my family had white appliances so it's not a baseless belief lol. It's not a big deal though.

No. 1462292

>>1462286
you didn't ask but I'm gonna recommend The Hearing Trumpet by Leonora Carrington if you haven't read it

No. 1462295

>>1462226
This is my 1st relationship so my experience is incredibly limited and relatable to me probably kek but having to consider another person in your plans? being upset because you can hardly see each other because of tight schedules? not knowing 100% exactly what the other person feels about you?
thinking that he's either gonna be my partner for the rest of my life or we'll break up eventually and get hurt stresses me out too.
Most of it is nice, being so comfortable with someone their existence doesn't exhaust me and I actually seek it feels amazing, but there's moments where I'm just like… what the fuck am I doing all of this for? there's a big chance we'll probably break up sooner or later, the more we prolong it the worst it'll feel.
That's a very dim way to see relationships I guess
>>1462261
neither, he's cute and goes to the gym so he's fit. His biggest flaw is being a complete normie kek

No. 1462304

>>1462292
Recommendations are welcome!

>>1462301

Is that something like Night Vale? I didn't follow it but I know it was popular on tumblr way back

No. 1462342

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Picrel is me after packing everything in my house to go literally anywhere. I could go to the gas station down the street and I would take lipgloss, a book, a tampon, a phone charger, my birth certificate, a spare key, a spare pair of glasses, my social security card, every medical document I've ever received. Everything.

No. 1462349

>>1462342
Cute nonny

No. 1462353

>>1462339
I prefer mystery, adventure and scifi, but I don't stick to specific genres, I like variety
Give me some you enjoyed

>>1462335

Will check out!

No. 1462385

File: 1672790462835.png (851.6 KB, 1470x878, dumas.png)

sorry for postign a serious book rec in teh dumbass thread

No. 1462425

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Someone needs to ask Yarnspirations why other brands can make 100% acrylic yarn that's always soft, DOESN'T SEPERATE, and doesn't have that that weird spongy look but they can't.

No. 1462428

I feel bad for talking so often about my moid on here since so many nonnies hate when every thread gets filled with scrote talk, but it's the only thing i have going on in my life atm kek

No. 1462429

my favorite things to do is sleep, I knew it's weird but it's the best thing I can thought of. Being in bed, with covers over me, with the fan on and ever thing being quite and nice. It makes me smile and felt warm. So peacefully

No. 1462439

>>1462429
won't the fan make you cold?

No. 1462441

>>1462439
yes, which is the best part because i'm worm under the cover but cole outside

No. 1462446

>>1462425
I love knitting nonnies complaining it's such a fascinating world

No. 1462447

>>1462428
If it makes you feel better, I don’t mind it too much when anons post about their nigels. I sometimes find it interesting hearing about the sort of people who farmers date. even if I’m shocked at how low some of your standards are kek.

No. 1462448

>>1462428
make shit up none of us will know different

No. 1462457

>>1462428
I personally don't get annoyed at it, but I do get annoyed at anons' boyfriends on behalf of them, like the anon whose bf put some alien video for them to watch and was angry at her for not agreeing with his conspiritard opinions. I hate that guy.

No. 1462458

I'm listening that shit called miyavi again after like 10 years (and a bunch of old ass anime songs). Brings me sweet weeb memories. I'm glad I'll never be a teenager ever again.

No. 1462478

>>1462446
*Crochet but yeah this hobby is pretty frustrating

No. 1462479

im drunkn noninies
ok,lkmbhgbh kjl,

No. 1462482

>>1462479
abc 123

No. 1462484

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>>1462479
10 year olds after drinking Welch's Sparkling grape juice be like

No. 1462486

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hey remember this?

No. 1462494

>>1462484
deloiusd

No. 1462495

>>1462479
me after accidentally breathing in the rubbing alcohol im cleaning with

No. 1462498

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drunkin thirtf

No. 1462503

>>1462497
Now spunge bub won't be able to find a husband!

No. 1462504

>>1462501
dont bullie mer

No. 1462505

>>1462497
Only a lad…

No. 1462530

A stray came by and meowed at us loudly as we were carrying groceries inside. It was a hangry meow, and so we fed her. She kept stopping to check her blind spots and so my bf told her hed be lookout and she meowed again, scarfed the food and purred as we pet pet the good wild cat. Told her she was always welcome.
A great night 10/10

No. 1462538

Eclectic music taste is Tuvan throat singing, not Bowie and Wu Tang

No. 1462543

>>1462486
Yes I remember bean dad, but what the fuck is mbmbam

No. 1462549

>>1462543
"my brother my brother and me" (a podcast)

No. 1462555

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No. 1462560

Finding a bf is a lot like finding a job and the Date is an interview

No. 1462561

>>1462560
Except there’s penis inspections sometimes

No. 1462565

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>>1462561
Tbh a penis inspection is a really important part of a date. You must pull back the foreskin and test it for cleanliness, color, temperature, moisture, and beauty. It should be like a rigorous test of a horse before a race, clinical and entirely silent. If the phallus does not meet the strict guidelines, it is cut off and the moid is sent to frolic in a pasture for a half hour before you retrieve your shotgun and put the defective moid out of its misery.

No. 1462569

>>1462565
Based.

No. 1462590

>>1462565
Imagine if we had one of those dog shows but for moids.

No. 1462592

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Slipped and fell on my ass now my lower back feels funny

No. 1462638

>>1462592
I feel yesterday and hit my pinkie, it still hurts, don't worry we will make through it

No. 1462646

>>1461828
Kek thank you for this, i still haven’t seen the movie but I was drinking alcohol earlier and this inspired me to drink a glass of water

No. 1462652

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Bumping because of porn. But also, I just found out these two created Penny Arcade and Tycho and Gabe are supposed to be their alter egos and Jesus Christ, that is not what I expected

No. 1462653

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No. 1462654

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jannies pls atleast stick around to get rid of the cp posted

No. 1462657

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i saw this on my tumblr dashboard and my immediate thought was "wtf is this another farmer". i spend so much time here i forgot shaymin was an actual pokemon and not just a fursona we created for the admin kek

No. 1462660

>>1462657
i always missed these events because i wasnt aware they existed and still want a jirachi so bad

No. 1462663

>>1462122
Idk but i put all my weight in my cheeks and boobs so the changes are very noticeable. He seems mousy so im on the edge of my seat to see if he’ll have the courage to bring it up

No. 1462669

ever since i moved into my new place, there’s this lady who lives across from me who has become obsessed with watching my windows. i guess she realized i am a single woman so, she’s somehow convinced herself that i must be opening my blinds all the way to look at her ugly ass bird faced man. she will literally stand in their kitchen, which faces mine, and stare under the pretense of feeding their cat, even though i can clearly see her face. i remember there was one day in particular when i was cleaning that she actually tried to get my attention by pointing at me, turning around to say something nasty to her husband, and then glaring at me when i proceeded to ignore her crazy ass. i guess they got into a fight recently because her parents came over and i saw her walking around huddled in a robe looking pitiful, like she had been crying all day. can’t imagine why he would leave since she seemed nearly hysterical at my existence. of course i am sure she somehow involved me, a total fucking stranger, in their retardation. for the record, all the apartments in this building block have really large windows that almost reach the floor, but my studio faces north so it gets dark as fuck in here in the winter unless i open my blinds all the way. i would feel sorry for her, but i have seen them at the grocery store when i first moved here, and i am offended at the fact she’s so incensed over her weird ass looking husband. in fact they’re both a little strange looking, like green beans and spinach.

No. 1462681

File: 1672820583772.gif (82.38 KB, 500x300, sparkle on.gif)

don't forget nonnies

No. 1462682

>>1462681
JermaStalkerchan I know that's you.

No. 1462689

I want a living diary i can write to

No. 1462694

>>1462689
that's what we're here for nonnarina

No. 1462757

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>make forum post
>refresh page
>refresh page
>refresh page
>refresh page
>finally, a reply!
>refresh page
>refresh page
>refresh page
>refresh page

No. 1462758

>>1462757
how i feel about lc rn given we're clearly missing so many nonnies. i miss our sisters, we're so dead right now

No. 1462804

>>1462757
>>1462758
I thought the issue was fixed, as most can access from farmcow.lol

No. 1462805

>>1462804
i just came back after not being able to get on for a long while because i didn't check CC, just thinking that the site would come back online. there are probably a lot of other anons just waiting it out thinking that the old url/site will come back online soon, so i think we're still missing a lot of our nonnies. ot seems dead as fuck

No. 1462826

My cat has a number of different models of clawing furniture to adapt to whichever shape he prefers, but he still insists on attempting to use my couch. Redirecting him or using a water spray doesn't work, he just gives you an annoyed look and is back at it later. So I begrudgingly bought one of those anti claw sprays to see if they work, not only to use on the couch but to also use on my umbrella tree that he insists on beating up on a daily basis and I didn't read the instructions so I accidentally sprayed the couch a couple of times too many so now I feel stupid and trying to air the intense citrus smell out. I guess I got some immediate karma right in my face.

No. 1462828

>>1462805
This is why I wish shaymin would temporarily redirect lolcow to farmcow. If I didn't have a vague memory that some nonnies migrate to cc when the site is down I wouldn't even know farmcow exists, and I think a fair number of casual users are the same.

No. 1462832

>>1462826
is the clawing furniture right next to the couch? They want to leave their smell in places you sit often. Trying to get them to use scratching furniture in a different area wouldn't be a compromise they're willing to make. So it has to be right next to it.

No. 1462835

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>>1462832
Yeah, they are right next to both my couch and my bed. I did a lot of research when I was waiting for him to get here (I fell in love with him the moment I saw him still in potato form) to make sure I knew how to give him the best life without ruining furniture. I've tried positive reinforcement with treats when we practice on it, I've tried to play with toys right on top of them so he occasionally get distracted and start clawing, I've tried demonstrating with him imitating me, etc. But he still just does it with an annoyed "happy now?" look. He's such an easy and nice cat, this is the only trouble I've had with him.
I'm thinking of getting him picrel when I get a bit more money, since they're apparently really popular.

No. 1462839

I called a customer and after the automated message "better faster stronger"(kanye's remake) started playing and I lowkey laughed lmao

No. 1462939

>>1462654
You know damn well that none of them give a shit and don’t notice the cp because they’re all busy drawing their lolicon fantasies

No. 1462962

File: 1672850809046.jpeg (19.64 KB, 575x387, _ (23).jpeg)

I put too much horseradish in my food and now I have to suffer the consequences

No. 1462979

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This bitch eating unshelled peanuts

No. 1462989

>>1462979
>be me
>reading manga on bazzingo.owls or whatever
>see that image
>go directly to jail

No. 1463030

>>1462979
Ooops i love chewing on the shells though…

No. 1463047

I am so turned off by my boyfriend right now he just texted me that he had a dream that he fought for Ukraine and escorted Zelenskyy or whatever the fuck that dudes name is and got blown up by a mine. Then he told me he choked out putins wife. I told him to uninstall Reddit. I absolutely cannot help myself from making fun of him right now because that was the most fucking Reddit thing I have ever heard come from this man. I’m disgusted, appalled, and disturbed.

No. 1463049

>>1463047
Lmao ew tell him to get a diary and keep embarrassing thoughts to himself

No. 1463071

>>1463047
>got blown up by a mine
Your bf or Zelensky?

No. 1463075

File: 1672857197424.png (1.33 MB, 959x811, IMG_7582.png)

good evenings nonnas

No. 1463080

>>1463049
For real, it’s something I did not need to hear about.
>>1463071
My boyfriend was the one who got blown up by the mine.

No. 1463084

File: 1672857549254.jpeg (32.78 KB, 1000x1000, C56168CD-1490-4292-B9B3-B146A0…)

Saw a man wearing a long black jacket with a button thing like this on the back, had to stop to watch him go down the street because hot damn that waist

No. 1463087

>>1462826
Are you playing with your cat enough? My cat will purposefully scratch furniture only when he hasn’t been exercised enough, because it gets a reaction from me. A lot of people don’t play with their cats enough. Mine needs like at least 2 hours of play or walk per day.

No. 1463089

god

No. 1463104

File: 1672858439344.png (398.03 KB, 546x659, unknown.png)

>>1463084
make men shapely again

No. 1463115

>>1463104
Little chibi gentleman

No. 1463117

>>1463080
Shit, Zelensky survived?

No. 1463118

>>1463084
We call that a belt-back.

No. 1463131

I accidentally broke a prong off in my electrical outlet, I rent, help nonnies

No. 1463133

I hate when I see weight loss advice that's like "if you're hungry just eat", bitch that's how I got fat

No. 1463185

>>1463118
Bring them back.

No. 1463221

File: 1672865156132.jpg (86.44 KB, 700x464, KrispyKreme_GlazedDozen.jpg)

Krispy Kreme only gives out entire dozen boxes for free because they know their donuts are dogshit

No. 1463226


No. 1463231

>>1463221
Heresy, anon. Krispy Kreme are kino.

No. 1463234

>>1463221
Maybe it's a good thing I can't drive because I would be at Krispy Kreme every day

No. 1463239

>>1463221
Idk how people eat donuts, the mouthfeel of oil is horrendous

No. 1463241

>>1463231
>kino
what does this mean

No. 1463257

ANYONE HERE LIKE KRAUTROCK???

No. 1463264

>>1463257
That German pickled cabbage stuff?

No. 1463266

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>>1463264
nah this stuff

No. 1463276

>>1463257
idk much about it as a genre but I do like it

No. 1463280

>>1463241
I want to know this too. As well as the term 'mog/mogged'

No. 1463283

I just realized that learning English must be weird for ESL people because you can learn the language, accent, grammar and slang from like 4 different countries, whereas with most other languages you only learn from one place.

No. 1463299

>>1463280
ayrt that at least pops up on google when you search it with the keyword 4chan
>Also mog, mogged. To be dominated by another man's looks. E.g. "this chad mogs me with his muscular body"
but kino only gets you some stuff relating to cinema, which i knew already since slavic languages use that word to describe the movies. no other context pops up so i was curious. did she mean crispy cremes are cinematic? were they used as a plotline in some famous movie? kek my mind is desparate for an answer

No. 1463301

>>1463299
at first used for supposedly top tier cinema, then extended to top tier anything i guess

No. 1463302

>>1463283
I'm American and I've wanted to learn German (and other languages) for a long time but I get intimidated when I hear things like "high German and low German" and there's different slang in different parts of the country (so I've heard). Arabic seems really intimidating too because there's so many different dialects.

No. 1463303

>>1463276
nice
it has a pretty interesting history surrounding it because it was a way for young germans to create their own new creative vision after the Berlin wall was torn down, they wanted to create in a way that rejected the cultural influences of both expanding american hegemony and german traditionalism

No. 1463323

>>1463319
Sorry i was being retarded and worded that terribly but i meant like the scene was a response to a desire to tear down the wall + how young Germans would move on and create a novel hypothetical culture together. I haven't slept a lot

No. 1463325

File: 1672870160406.jpg (448.45 KB, 1024x768, foodbeastfieri.jpg)

He looks like a pervert with regular hair. Dan Schneider vibes.

No. 1463327

>>1463283
It’s really deceptive actually - even a language used in one small country can have a variety of dialects and accents, and can be harder to learn due to lack of resources. That being said, I’m glad English is my first language.

>>1463302
Nta but you should just go ahead and learn. I put off learning languages for years because of dumb shit like that, I could have been fluent by now! I started seriously studying last year and now I’m speaking with my strong accent, making weird grammar mistakes, sometimes barely understanding a word of some native speakers unusual accents, but at least I’m having fun and progressing. Never had a bad experience with native speakers either; they’re usually thrilled if you can only say hello.

No. 1463350

So the guy who changed my tires today gave me his number…? Nonas what am I supposed to do with that

No. 1463354

>>1463350
save it for the next time u need ur tires swapped

No. 1463359

There is literally nothing better than tea and sandwiches. I swear tea and sandwiches could solve all the world's problems.

No. 1463365

Most dried up, dusty, boring, unentertaining cows in your opinion?

No. 1463379

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>"hey anon my drug addicted buddy that works at a psych ward with a habit of judging everyone with her schizo logic and who also has never met my boyfriend believes he might have bpd, how do you think I should break it to him?"

No. 1463383

>>1463365
Any of the alt cows, anorexic cows, and camwhores. They are just sad.

No. 1463398

I want a smash burger but I have to wait for a huge chunk of ground beef to defrost before I can make one. Sad.

No. 1463418

>>1463379
Write it in a cake.

No. 1463431

I'm short and layers make me look even more small, which fucking sucks because I love jackets and sweaters

No. 1463460

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I was always kinda envious of people with freckles but learning that they give you a chance of having ginger offspring, I am relived my risk of ginger children is lowered. (ginger girls are cute but ginger men look sickly and disfigured)

No. 1463469

>They so fake
>everything is fake
>I'm so deep
>They weep and sweep
>we are puppets
>we are Muppets
>fuck the mam
>They think they got the plan
Then I see your ass skinnin and grinning at an award show, buying expensive clothes, hanging with the same fake people, working with them etc.
My point is I hate "anti celebrity celebrities ". You know the entertainers who make some deep ass songs about how fucked up and fake it all is, but it means nothing. It's annoying.

No. 1463472

Ignoring men and watching them flail in fits of rage (and desperation) is an underrated hobby.

No. 1463473

>>1463469
See also charlie brooker. He's meta about it, and that's even worse.

No. 1463489

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http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/level-974
This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever read

No. 1463493

>>1463460
lmao I was literally thinking about how beta ginger males looks. Ginger women are pretty though

No. 1463498

>>1463460
I have freckles and my boyfriend is a ginger, this is the fucking worst. Good thing I'm a turbo virgin and don't want kids

No. 1463501

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I just discovered that my nigel is gender critical and holds exactly the same views on terf stuff as I do and I'm so fucking glad but I completely did not see that coming. He articulated it really well too, the regression to stereotypical images of what gender is and the erasure of people simply presenting themselves in a gnc way. The inherent disrespect for and objectivation of women in the troon mindset.
He's generally very nuanced and doesn't hold any extreme political views beyond mildly leftist so it came out of left field. Feeling pretty blessed rn nonnas

No. 1463515

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hiii

No. 1463531

>>1463501
Yes! Thats awesome. My bf went on a raging rant about how shitty and stupid andrew tate is today, and it spun out into how most men are morons and i just leaned back, and let it happen.
He really hit all the points. So thankful hes not on social media, and hasnt for years.

No. 1463547

>>1463501
>>1463531
where did you find men like these
Pls give me hope

No. 1463548

>>1463547
I found my man in a small ass town through mutual friends! the first night we met we ended up sitting on his porch all night, 5 ft apart. Talked past the sunrise, and now 4 yrs into it.

No. 1463550

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>>1463548
>5 ft apart

No. 1463553

>>1463550
Kekekekekekekekekekkekekekekekek
Truuuuuuueeeee love

No. 1463576

>>1463547
Mine was through mutual friends/mutual hobby community as well. We'd already been close friends for five years before we got together and it was the most genuine friendship I ever had with a moid. Never felt treated differently, much less disrespectfully, for being a woman.
Maybe it's because he dislikes porn and actually has close healthy relationships with the women in his family.

No. 1463583

>>1463576
That sounds heavenly congrats

No. 1463602

hi anyone wanna be my friend!!

No. 1463613

File: 1672895891576.jpg (42.02 KB, 601x361, M9Q7bjV.jpg)

Can somebody yassify the great deku tree for me real quick

No. 1463631

>>1463602
yeah I'll be your friend

No. 1463691

>>1463460
More ginger men for me, ur loss

No. 1463698

File: 1672902014640.jpeg (2.63 MB, 4032x3024, 7FA74AE4-AFA7-4053-9C9E-0C1742…)

I often say that I'm not one of those quirky girls that wears silly stuff and gets excited with cute things but then I find myself buying stuff like this…
I'm a mess.

No. 1463705

>>1463698
this is the first time ive ever seen someone unironically say theyre not like other girls. pull yourself together and enjoy wearing funny socks without feeling shame because youre no longer morally superior.

No. 1463706

>>1463698
imagine caring about other people(mostly moids) thinking you are trying to be quirky
sending this from my puter while wearing totoro socks and listening to nightcore

No. 1463712

>>1463501
I'm happy for you nonnie!
I was dating a guy who listened to me rant about GC issues and replied with "you've obviously researched the topic, you're a woman and the issues affect mostly women, I believe everything you say cause it's coming from a place of experience and knowledge" which is close enough to terfery imo. He also holds very anti porn views. Unluckily for me he's in a bad place mentally so he told me he's not in a position for a serious relationship right now as he needs to put himself first, so he essentially turned me down softly. He restored my faith in there being level headed moids though, maybe I'll find another one if I look hard enough idk.

No. 1463714

>>1463698
Did you just NLOG? Get out of my farms you misogynistic piece of shit.

No. 1463719

>>1463698
enjoy your sock nonnie I mean FUCK you pick me ass BITCH

No. 1463721

File: 1672905228443.png (64.65 KB, 300x317, thumb_cursed-trash-43684046.pn…)

Does anyone else use the wasabi theme?

No. 1463722

File: 1672905626480.jpg (25.56 KB, 360x450, 1a2bf0687374128dca59d620147aa5…)

>>1463721
Do I look like I have the word "RETARDED" stamped on my forehead?

No. 1463724


No. 1463726

yes, I use the wasabi theme, and yes, I do have the word RETARDED stamped on my forehead

No. 1463728

>>1463722
this nonnie uses keekweek

No. 1463742

File: 1672908484266.jpeg (21.67 KB, 273x275, 1668122594701.jpeg)

>>1463726
Delightful, blessings unto you nonny

No. 1463752

>>1463722
Read this post in the most condescending posh british accent ever

No. 1463768

i don’t really watch much tv, and when i do, i remember why. i was watching slow horses on apple tv and it still bothers me that river went into the hospital to look for sid while they are being chased around london by mi5. like why in the fuck would you do that? and why do writers write stupid shit like this that makes absolutely no fucking sense? i notice a lot of apple tv originals have this problem.

No. 1463800

>>1462805
Am I the only anon here from the original lolcow.farm url?

No. 1463809

File: 1672922506452.jpg (59.12 KB, 1200x900, thelast.jpg)

>>1463800
I've been using lolcow.farm this entire time (since it was reverted back) and it makes me feel like the chosen one, although I know there must be others like me.

No. 1463811

>>1463809
kek wait I just reread your post. I thought it said farmcow.lol, so no, neither of us is the only one.

No. 1463826

>>1463809
lolcow dot farm STILL doesn't work for me on desktop. it worked for like a day and now it's down again. i also use incognito mode all the time so i doubt it's some kind of cache or cookies issue.

No. 1463842

>>1463826
it was working for me a few weeks back, and then it stopped recently. it also stopped working on my phone and ipad, which was never an issue as long as i used data. i actually just tried it now and it says "server not found". as long as this works at this point it is what it is, lol.

No. 1463850

>>1463800
I've been using it too, its worked on both desktop and mobile for me like this whole time

No. 1463857

File: 1672925954750.png (1.64 MB, 1258x942, why is nazz wearing nazz skate…)

Randomly felt like checking up on my deskmate/friend/simp from high school, the last time I heard of him from other mutual acquaintances he was studying abroad and dating a girl that who bore an uncanny resemblance to myself, and my appearance is already quite unusual for the area we grew up in, albeit less so for the area he currently lives in I guess. He got naturalized in the same country and now he's with another girl who also looks a lot like me and also seems to (coincidentally or not) share certain interests. He was never my type anyway but back in high school he seemed to take the rejection surprisingly well. Then again I also didn't date anyone in high school and I've even had lesbian rumours spread about me (not… entirely untrue). He never personally attempted to contact me after he left the country (I'm sure my phone number/network switch in the meantime and my lack of social media accounts with my real name didn't help either) so I guess I shouldn't worry about this, right? It's just funny how much of an impact I've had on this guy's love life.

No. 1463858

>>1463857
This is a lot of mental gymnastics for a guy you don't speak too.

No. 1463862

>>1463858
Fair enough, I'm still on leave so I guess I don't have many better things to do until I go back to work next week.

No. 1463888

File: 1672929342563.jpeg (72.46 KB, 1200x612, C7EBC233-A967-4C1C-BD69-B1ABF0…)

Polyamory

No. 1463889

I don't get people that get so mad at other people for not living up to their expectations. Like why do you care that your aunt is a lazy bum if she's not actively leeching money off you? Why do you care if other people are neets? If someone isn't directly impacting me I can't find any fucks within me to give about how they are living their life much less get pissy about it

No. 1463892

>>1463888
The woman can be saved if she loses weight and becomes smarter.

No. 1463894

>>1463892
She let her baby get murdered by one of those guys. No.

No. 1463895

>>1463894
Oh nvm he just beat the shit out of it the baby is still alive

No. 1463897

>>1463889
I dont get it either. There's a whole lot of people making their own money to pay for what they like and dont bother anyone else. I was taught as a kid to mind my own business growing up, but a lot younger people now a days need to document everything online and judge others. I am talking about non cows not hurting anyone else, of course.

No. 1463899

>>1463895
>>1463894
I have no idea about the story behind this picture. Holyshit, well they all need to die now. Polymory stuff is evil. I hope the baby escapes when they are older.

No. 1463903

>>1463888
Always remember and stand by this song

No. 1463933

>>1463857
You were probably just his type and nothing more. Reading this gave me second hand embarrassment ngl

No. 1463939

>>1463712
>"you've obviously researched the topic, you're a woman and the issues affect mostly women, I believe everything you say cause it's coming from a place of experience and knowledge"
I wish my partner had said this whenever we had disagreements about contentious topics that affect women the most. But all I got was "you're being toxic, didn't do enough research, and biased so that makes you no better than a racist! etc." As if my lived experience of being a women didn't matter to him. Made me feel bad and guilty and I tried so hard to change my views for him. Fuck him.

No. 1463969

>>1463903
Kek thanks for reminding me of this, I went and rewatched a few Chris Fleming videos and they’re just as funny as I remember them.

No. 1464054

File: 1672938420811.jpg (16.84 KB, 256x256, 1748530.jpg)

I just pooped and it was teal. Teal like Hatsune Miku. Nonnies am I dying? I didn't even eat anything with dye in it the last few days, only took some pepto bismol but that turns your poop black/grey.

No. 1464064

>>1460452
That is not a man, it's a FAGGOT!

No. 1464066

Negging muscular men on reddit about their tit size is how i spend my time now

No. 1464087

>>1464054
Not a medfag but discolored poop usually means there is something up with your gallbladder. Best talk to a doctor to be sure.

No. 1464139

Whenever I have to be up earlier than usual for something and I'm not sure if I'll wakeup in time, I just sleep on the floor with the light on. Works like a charm.

No. 1464154

>>1464054
I don’t know, not a doctor and I can’t find anything online that says blue poop is cause for concern if you have no other symptoms. If it persists for longer than a week go to the doctor.

No. 1464219

>>1464154
I had some nausea the day before yesterday and yesterday my stomach still felt sensitive and I had massive gas but was on the mend… I pooped those days but it was normal/some diarrhea. I'm feeling better today but did not expect to see blue poop! Hopefully it's nothing.

No. 1464222

File: 1672945755206.png (173.68 KB, 3123x3168, 20905-6-sonic-the-hedgehog-tra…)

>>1464054
You ate Sonic, didn't you?

No. 1464236

>>1463889
IDK i guess for me I simultaneously don't care, but at the same time I kinda do because of how their actions affect other people close to them. I can't imagine dealing with someone who's mentally unstable where they are too lazy to do anything about it to feel better yet want everyone else around them to cater to their mental illness and suffering. Along with that, people who enable their self destruction. How do they go to bed at night defending someone's self sabotage? If I catch someone in my life who repeatedly is down in the dumps, I ask them basic questions to try to pin point what they can do to not suffer as much each day and hopefully it kickstarts something in them to work on themselves because I assume majority of people don't like feeling like shit.

No. 1464259

>>1464054
blue poops matter.

No. 1464271

I've been shaving my legs for more than a decade and I still don't know how to shave my knees without getting cut or doing a piss poor job at it

No. 1464302

>>1464271
Bend your knees so the skin in taut and do smaller swipes with the razor to get around all the grooves and bumps. Or wax.

No. 1464329

>>1464302
That's what I do, but even then I'll always miss hairs or get little kicks kek it used to bother me a lot, now I just don't care that much if it isn't perfect

No. 1464348

Apparently a coworker, 20 yr old woman, told another coworker that her child identifies as a dog and they let her drink/eat on the floor and they're okay with it. Someone else said it was a one time thing, idk, but I was dying of laughter. This girl spills all sorts of weird shit out about herself when nobody asked so I don't doubt her dumbass would think her toddler playing a game would equal a new identity kek.

No. 1464360

File: 1672954821347.jpg (502.27 KB, 1407x2339, mewitheverybook.jpg)

I'm normally not one to care about the condition of my books like them getting wet in the bathtub or rain, having dog-ears, some pages accidentally getting burned or crumpled, the spine breaking etc but for some reason I really can't bring myself to write into them.

No. 1464366

>>1463889
I didn’t used to care but as I’ve got older I’ve realised how short life is and how easily that time can be wasted. Being a NEET (I mean the type with no reason to get out of bed) isn’t fulfilling, I don’t believe anyone can be genuinely happy living like that. I want to see people do better and it is so frustrating to see someone waste time and opportunities and do literally nothing. My sister has been a NEET for basically all her adult life, I’ve accepted it’s unlikely she will change, but I dread thinking about how she’s going to reflect on her life and regret achieving nothing. Apart from having her kid and half-arsedly raising them into NEETdom too.

I don’t get pressed about individual strangers being NEETs but think it should be addressed as a societal issue.

No. 1464367

I like furries(lolcow.farm/info)

No. 1464371

>>1464271
buy an electric razor. i always end up missing a spot and these are great for stubble or sensitive areas.

No. 1464381

What's the time you were the most offended in your life?

1. when I went to ask a question to a classmate about what we were supposed to be doing because the teacher was gone and they stared blankly at me so I said "okayy" and walked away. like wtf?

2. when I was trying to escape my abusive hectic home and distress and decided to bring the puppy I didn't even want actually so I wouldn't look like a weirdo, and the dog got excited and pulled me down suddenly, and this btch comes over and says "you know I can give you a number for a dog trainer bc your dog should really be trained" It was like shitting on someone already feeling like shit and ruined my entire week

3. When I had to walk past a tourism center to go to the store and they tried to advertise and I am local so I politely ignored them and they called out "ma'am we are just trying to talk to you" I am not a fcking ma'am fck you

4. When I was getting assistance from a foreign help center and I was quietly waiting around and the girl says to me "You don't have to be rude I am trying to help you" Um seems like you are being rude to me, I haven't said anything to you what? Okay you hate your job or you hate foreigners but relax girl.

5. When I wore shorts to school like everyone else in the summer weather, and this bitch teacher who never liked me kicks me out to go to the principal, call a parent for a change of clothes. Um first of all my parents are fcking busy, second it's high school, it's hot, we are all wearing shorts. Third you are old and ugly, don't be jealous my ass fills out these shorts. And lastly I went and they sent me back to class confused why I was there, and when I walked back in the teacher was pissed I still had them on and I said it's fine. She kept failing me on all my exams. I had to retake that class in computer lab as a senior or I couldn't graduate, I ended up giving a kid snacks who loves chemistry to do it for me.

6. I had a solo in hs band and we were recording that day and I played really well but someone made a noise so we had to start over. I got nervous so I think it wasn't as nice the second time.

I guess there's more but these stand out, high school was absolutely a mess for me. It felt like nearly everyone hated me, I trusted no one lol.

No. 1464383

File: 1672957649284.jpg (120.62 KB, 1200x1200, Bags-of-Halos.jpg)

I just ate six little oranges. I think I will eat an entire bag.

No. 1464392

I remember I got so desperate during the lolcow lockdown that I started using bimboland again

No. 1464393

>>1464381
>What's the time you were the most offended in your life?
literally all the times nonnas accused me of being different posters, being part of various groups and sites (groups that i hate just as much as they do), etc

No. 1464397

>>1464381
>I am not a fcking ma'am fck you
so you're a moid?

No. 1464398

>>1464383
Don't do it anon, you'll be on the toilet all night. Learn from my past mistakes.

No. 1464399

>>1464383
I love these things so much, but def stop at six for your gut health.

No. 1464412

>>1464348
>20 year old
>with a kid
She's too stupid to even care for herself at that age. I'm afraid to ask how old that kid is. what the actual hell

No. 1464416

>>1464360
I’m the opposite and keep my books pristine, but I love reading notes written in secondhand books. Feels like they add another layer.

No. 1464420

>>1464397
No I am not old enough to be a ma'am
I even look young, how dare she

No. 1464425

Rubbed my eye wrong now my contact lens is going to be lost in my eye for 30 minutes

No. 1464427

>>1464420
Nta but is it not common to call any woman ma’am in your area? What do you call young wonen then if you need help?

No. 1464479

>>1464427
Miss
In northern usa it's legit rude to call a woman ma'am unless she's literally like grandma age. It means you're old

No. 1464515

i'm pregnant and craving chicken balls and noodles so i got my husband to order us some chinese. they sent us the wrong order, we got our money back and free food, but i really wanted chicken balls smh

No. 1464562

>>1464271
I've taken the Nairpill.

No. 1464584

>>1463888
This is my own personal nightmare condensed into one horrific image. Knowing the story behind it makes it even more potent horror but even without that, imagine dealing with not one, not two, but FOUR ugly loser moids?

No. 1464586

>>1464398
>>1464399
I ended up eating 2 more right after that post and then I napped and now I want more. I must consume more.

No. 1464601

Laying on the couch with my boyfriend who has the back of his head between my thighs. He’s sleeping and I have to fart, what do I do

No. 1464614

>>1464601
Fart. He knew the risk

No. 1464630

File: 1672981427595.png (285.3 KB, 600x600, 0007684010012_3_A1C1_0600.png)

>chubby hubby
Why is Ben and Jerry's perpetuating dad bod and fat husband propaganda?

No. 1464639

>>1464630
They're left-leaning assholes and their ice cream sucks dick, what do you expect?

No. 1464641

>>1464630
Disgusting. I hate overweight moids. They have no excuse to maintain any body fat.

No. 1464644

File: 1672983469557.jpg (14.82 KB, 200x266, power-tie.jpg)

i legitimately want to marry richard stallman

No. 1464649


No. 1464662

>>1464644
some of you need to be shamed

No. 1464666

>>1464662
read his website and tell me you're not in love with this man: https://stallman.org/

No. 1464672

I'm down so horrendously bad right now that I've started fantasizing about the trainer that performs the how-to videos in the fitness app I'm using.

No. 1464677

>>1464672
Nothing wrong with that, nona

No. 1464678

>>1464630
>>1464639
>>1464641
This ice cream flavor was invented by two women as a prank on their coworker. They made up a fictional ice cream flavor full of his favorite ingredients and then felt bad when he actually started looking for it in stores and couldn't find it, so they made him some from scratch for Christmas. Ben Cohen had the opportunity to taste some and that's when Ben and Jerry's officially adopted the flavor. They probably called it Chubby Hubby because it sounds funny and they thought of it on the spot.

No. 1464681

>>1464678
I know anon, I wasn't being serious kek. I read the backstory about it.

No. 1464682

>>1464681
I wasn't sure but I wanted to share it, it's a funny and cute story.

No. 1464690

i'm doing fine and i can stop looking at my private pinterest account full of pictures of her any time i want to.

No. 1464692

(In the vine voice) and they were lesbians

No. 1464700

File: 1672991220362.jpeg (187.34 KB, 503x559, 1665270560866.jpeg)


No. 1464706

File: 1672993020341.png (889.86 KB, 1592x890, 09878_990.png)

>>1464700
how did you guess?

No. 1464707

File: 1672993326921.jpg (15.36 KB, 352x346, 01O9sNH.jpg)

My gag reflex has been ridiculously sensitive lately, I can barely brush my teeth without being on the verge of throwing up. I just want clean teeth and a fresh mouth, is that too much to ask?

No. 1464709

>>1464706
LMFAO
ntayrt but thank you for this shit

No. 1464713

dae get more cramps before their period than during it?

No. 1464715


No. 1464717

>>1464713
nah the opposite

No. 1464721

File: 1672994792005.jpeg (47.78 KB, 502x558, 1665270560866.jpeg)

>>1464706
She is pleased

No. 1464723

>>1464707
Oh that happens to me too. You might be snoring which is inflaming the back of your throat and your uvula. Or just mouthbreathing overnight.

No. 1464727

Do you ever feel like as women we are better fans of things than men?
For example, I’m really into a niche music community and all the ladies who are into it are way cooler about it and consume / are fans of the music in a more interesting way than the moids who make it out to be cringe as fuck.

No. 1464729

>>1464727
>Do you ever feel like as women we are better
Yes.

No. 1464731

>>1464727
Community wise yeah, but men dish out a lot more money on the whole I think, at least it's what it looks like - why we have so much more moid media. Not to say women don't spend, it just seems like less, which makes sense since women are more sensible with their money - less likely to spend on media, more on other useful things, and it doesn't help women make less money on the whole.

No. 1464734

>>1464727
yes and we're the only ones actually creating fan made content that isn't solely rule34

No. 1464746

>>1464727
Yes because men can't like anything without sexualizing it

No. 1464755

Any other nonnies celebrating Christmas on the 6th/7th? What are your plans?

No. 1464771

>>1463498
>my boyfriend
>I’m a turbo virgin
what

No. 1464776

I dreamt that lolcow went down completely and was going to be replaced by a website called 'moonbear' that was secretly run by Null and it was terrible. The farms have me in an iron grip and my mind is forever tainted

No. 1464779

i really don't want to move into my new room with my new assigned roommate but, i really don't have much of a choice. i need the refund money i get from my loans since the doubles are cheaper. thankfully i was approved for more money from fafsa, so i think next fall i can afford to move into a single by myself if i don't get this job in the summer. it's just been nice having the room to myself, but she told me it was bigger so maybe it won't be so bad. plus, she doesn't bother me and i don't bother her, which i like so far. i think i am just anxious because of the hell i went through with that other girl i used to live with.

No. 1464783

File: 1673004540272.png (88.94 KB, 371x387, b.png)

>>1464776
lol moonbear. I can kind of envision it, he has the ego to name a site after his last name. It's actually a nice name for a site though, it sounds like something crystal cafe like. Let's hope your dream doesn't come true

No. 1464836

I'm going to start using my virginity to my advantage

No. 1464850

File: 1673015552429.png (2.8 MB, 1646x1250, Screen Shot 2023-01-06 at 6.32…)

Is he straight or not? My gaydar is all over the place with him

No. 1464851


No. 1464858

>>1464851
Men are retarded that’s how kek

No. 1464859

>>1464783
Elsie would not husbandofag that gay fat faggot.

No. 1464864

>>1464858
True and based

No. 1464866

>>1464850
Don’t know what my gaydar says but my gut tells me it’s girthy and uncut

No. 1464873

>>1464859
who is that

No. 1464910

Crystal cafe feels infinitely more heterosexual than lolcow

No. 1464915

>>1464859
He's so inferior to 2X in every way.

No. 1464918

Sometimes I wish I was a notorious poster. I wanna be lolcow famous.

No. 1464919

>>1464850
he def has some gay skeletons in his closet

No. 1464920

>>1464910
it's tje 4chan refugee vibes

No. 1464923

File: 1673021011456.jpg (21.58 KB, 261x275, 1659024472387.jpg)

I wish selling out was un-cool again, I'm tired of every kid & adult with a phone trying to shill something

No. 1464924

>>1464918
I believe in you nonna. You can be the next Paki-chan

No. 1464928

ugh. i love my gf but sometimes i think it was a mistake to get into a relationship bc i am convinced that its not for me

No. 1464930

>>1464923
Selling out and being a shill has always been uncool it's just ubiquitous now

No. 1464933

>>1464924
NO!!!!! NOT LIKE HER!

No. 1464935

>>1464933
then like romanion, careful what you wish for

No. 1464936

>>1464935
Wasn't it confirmed via redtext that romanianon is pakichans alter-ego or am I imagining that?

No. 1464944

>>1464936
you imagined that because romanianon has been doxxed by the psycho guy that she was involved with and she has selfposted herself on many occasions as well. however pakianon has been proven to be (c)rapper-chan IIRC and she's also selfposted her hand with her brother's and herself with her grandma before and they don't look similar in the least

No. 1464945

>>1464936
no, pakichan is (c)rap-chan but romanion is her own entity, both showed faces and they both look different

No. 1464946

>>1464944
pakichan has glasses too

No. 1464947

>>1464945
>>1464944
you're right anons I confused romanianon for (c)rap-chan, thank you

No. 1464959

>>1464957
Really? Where? I can't believe she is a real person.

No. 1464963

>>1464957
>>1464960
>stream went live 8 minutes ago
advertisement detected

No. 1464965

File: 1673023483781.png (273.59 KB, 500x387, 1322233755494.png)

cp in /m

No. 1464967

File: 1673023598638.jpg (382.28 KB, 1080x1023, kafkaesqueroach romanianon.jpg)

>ptsd

No. 1464974

>>1464967
This looks like a TiF.

No. 1464977

>>1464967
She's based

No. 1464979

>>1464967
Brush your hair, romanianon

No. 1464983

>>1464981
It'll get all knotted again if she doesn't brush it. She should go to a hairdresser and get a proper hair cut.

No. 1464984

>>1464979
tbf she says she's depressed so it's understandable she keeps it that way my hair was in mats and i just took them out yesterday

No. 1464986

>>1464967
romanianon in her cavewoman era?? what berries are you eating girl? can I trade you these deer pelts for a basket of rare seeds?

No. 1464987

>>1460310
Man the amount on trannies and moids on CC right now is depressing.

No. 1464988

>>1464984
When I used to wear my hair short I barely had to brush it and it wouldn't tangle, tho I guess hair type influences it to some degree.

No. 1464989

>>1464967
Why does she have dirt on her face.

No. 1464992

>>1464989
She always has dirt on her face, it's just her normal state of existence

No. 1464993

>>1463857
>my deskmate/friend/simp from high school
>He was never my type […] he seemed to take the rejection surprisingly well
>he seemed to take the rejection surprisingly well
>It's just funny how much of an impact I've had on this guy's love life.

You rejected him once and he didn't bother you again and even move on onto dating other women? Such an impact in his love life, nona! /s

No. 1464995

>>1464989
Come on anon it's clear she doesn't take care of herself but those are clearly just acne scars if you go to the stream plus general sickly complexion possibly due to vitamin d deficiency or something. Not even saying this in a mean way against her

No. 1464996

>>1464993
Did you really have to include the retarded tone indicator. Jesus.

No. 1464999

>>1464998
romanianon caught eating something from a sauce container you get from takeout therefore she can most definitely afford a banana. LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE !!!!

No. 1465008

Romanianon: we will evolve differently in the future because of technology
Cavewoman era ended, transhumanist era unlocked

No. 1465011

>>1465002
They aren't

No. 1465018

>>1464976
Thanks for the completely new information nonnie, I totally didn't know that.

No. 1465023

File: 1673027441172.jpeg (84.06 KB, 640x682, BBC6D28E-0152-490F-BA7B-B3D7FB…)

Currently experiencing shared admiration between tumblr mutuals, where we both agree that our takes are very cool and nuanced

No. 1465046

Everyone's always like "reading comprehension this, reading comprehension that", but I have no HEARING comprehension

No. 1465049

I'm blue ba bu di bu bu daa ba bu dii bu bu daaa ba bu di bu bu da

No. 1465054

I saw a video of the popes funeral while scrolling on Twitter yesterday, and it honestly scared me. Usually people are preserved and have make up on but he was a regular body, turning grey and green and everything.

No. 1465060

>>1465054
That's suprising. I thought catholics were all about preserving corpses and displaying famous dead in their churches.

No. 1465066

>>1465060
I think they do. He probably was preserved but he didn't look like it. Like at all.

No. 1465069

skidmark on my white thong. truly wish i were dead this is so disgusting

No. 1465073

>>1465066
He just looked like a peaceful dead dude tbh.
I'm more scared by the actions of the Catholic church such as hiding child abuse.

No. 1465094

searched for a soundcloud "rapper" that i used to flirt with irl years ago and found multiple nonnies posted him in the male attractions/men you want to fuck threads. kekkkkk

No. 1465097

>>1465054
Wait the pope's dead? like in real life?

No. 1465100

>>1465097
it was the creepy looking pope that was only pope for ten minutes

No. 1465103

I want to have farm animals late in my life, but realistically that won't happen because I love having long nails too much. I could handle a garden but idk about animals.

No. 1465116

File: 1673031425116.gif (3.06 MB, 640x640, psp1g-what.gif)

>>1465100
There was a new pope? it's not the guy who was pope after the polish one?

No. 1465117

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I hate how I randomly fucking found this thing while looking up human sized roach

No. 1465130

Finding a new song by an artist you thought you heard all songs from is weird. When the fuck did you even release this, and why didn't you promote it

No. 1465133

File: 1673031850357.gif (78.39 KB, 112x112, pet.gif)

im so close to writing my farwells in that thread you know the one. It's not lolcor it's me.

No. 1465136

>>1465116
After the Polish pope there was the German pope that looked like a Disney villain but he was only in for 8 years before they got the new, Argentinian pope. The German pope is the one who just died. Wish I had some weed right now.

No. 1465141

>>1465136
Ohhh…damn i don't know any of these guys lol. sending good vibes to u nonnie

No. 1465143

>>1465116
The Nazi pope died, the Argentina pope is still alive and popeing around

No. 1465146

zoolander memes are so funny they make me feel warm and fuzzy inside also the songs are cool and I love the zoolander movies

No. 1465153

>>1463888
Imagine dating four men and not one of them is even baseline average

No. 1465154

>>1465153
Also you give birth and one of them breaks your babys bones and punches it in the head until they get skull fractures (the guy in gray sweatpants)

No. 1465162

>>1465117
I'm so fucked up I think this thing is kinda sexy

No. 1465164

does anyone else just not understand spacial intelligence? For example when I look at apartments and housing and see the size measurements, I really can't understand how big it is. I know bigger numbers is mire space, but other than that I cannot visualize 30m^2 or 100m^2. I also struggle to understand how deep something is. Even when I fill a pot it looks full and I put it on the stove and it's not and I have to add water. Like no spacial or depth perception.

No. 1465171

My cat is such a diva I think she's the reincarnation Marilyn Monroe or something

No. 1465185

>>1465164
Yes nonnie I'm the same, despite being able to visualize things vividly in my mind I had a hard time learning how to draw well into adulthood because I can't visualize depth accurately.

No. 1465199

I don't believe in horoscopes but somehow it's always leo and aries men…

No. 1465243

>>1465231
same but my sample size is 2 lol

No. 1465252

>kiwibros do you really have to be so transphobic?
>Do yall not get tired of talkign about people who don't know you exist?
>Thats transphobic and you are a bigot
>Have you have stopped and thought maybe she's in the wrong body…
Why do they think this will work? It's like me walking into your house and trying to convince you to change the way you run it. No move along. I know what I said and I said it for a reason. I do not get that unless they stumble across lolcow, or something, what makes you think we're just going to stop using the site what it's for? We know it's retarded. Like do you think YOU are going to be the one that makes me stop talking shit? My momma can't even make me

No. 1465256

>>1463721
i am now. it's a bit hard on my eyes at the moment but i'll get used to it. thanks anon for letting me know it exists i like it

No. 1465274

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I thought it was saturday but it’s only friday yet?

No. 1465284

i’m gonna say the n word

No. 1465286

Now when I use "search Google for" it opens up a little thing on the side instead of opening a new tab and it's actually starting to frustrate me. Google and youtube are always making changes no one asks for.

No. 1465294

Whoever is smoking weed close enough for me to smell it all over my apartment fucking stop that shit stinks

No. 1465299

>>1465284
DO IT FAGGOT

No. 1465330

Haven't masturbated in like two days I feel enlightened

No. 1465332

>>1465299
it better be the N*nnie word

No. 1465333

>starts reading novel
>it draws hugely from hamlet
>starts reading non-fiction book
>it continuously references hamlet
I think I need to read hamlet.

No. 1465334

I want a bf

No. 1465347

>>1464918
all famous anons are basically avatarfags so that's all you have to do kek.
>>1465094
lil peep?

No. 1465349

File: 1673042516053.gif (70.5 KB, 112x112, shake.gif)

>"I'll slap her ass like a drum"
I'm still fucking dying over this, I can't stop

No. 1465350

>>1464918
being lolcow famous is like being the Mrs. Retard's favorite retard.

No. 1465351

>>1465334
I want a weekend-only bf. Mon-Thu he doesn't exist. Then I can work all week looking forward to seeing my Weekend Boyfriend. And we won't get sick of each other because we miss each other a lot during the weekdays.

No. 1465369

I love baking for myself and always hated it when people ate what I baked but now every time I cook something all I can think about is how excited I am to share it with my boyfriend

No. 1465371

I can't believe I've been using this site for 4 whole ass years

No. 1465378

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>>1465371
tell me about it nonnie, been here since 2017

No. 1465381

doing cardio with my hamster in solidarity

No. 1465384

>>1465199
What did she mean by this?

No. 1465412

>>1465371
Been here since 2018…its the only place online I post at.

No. 1465417

>>1465371
>>1465378
>>1465412
Found this place in 2019, I'm so glad you're all here nonas. It's literally the only online space I can share my thoughts that isn't overrun by edgy scrotes

No. 1465422

lemon makes so many foods so much better

No. 1465431

We have a guy at our house cleaning the vents, he just finished and I heard him say to my bf from the other room "oh she's not coming out to say bye too?" My bf asked if he meant our cat (who is locked up in a quiet room atm) and he said "no, your wife!" but I didn't hear much after that whadda hell

No. 1465435

>>1465431
He wanted you to come out and say goodbye… why? To stare at you? To just hear your voice? How odd.
Sorta creepy, but despite that something about this story strikes me as cute and heartwarming!
Have a wonderful life with your family nonna, and take care

No. 1465448

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No. 1465450

>>1465435
What a cute post kek.

No. 1465452

File: 1673050335506.png (17.13 KB, 717x115, erykah.PNG)

>It has to send a signal to the midbrain so neurologically you can stop being musty
I love Erykah Badu, but what

No. 1465454

>>1465452
She can stop being musty neurologically all she wants but I'm physically unmusty due to my cancer causing aluminum deodorants, so…

No. 1465455

>>1465448
plsz nobully im literally embryo tier (18)

No. 1465462

>>1465117
Kinda looks like bloodl

No. 1465464

My ai writer and I are in a very special relationship. It really gets me.

No. 1465466

File: 1673051855017.jpg (318.05 KB, 500x515, MY FACE WHEN.jpg)

>>1465462
Huh…

No. 1465470

Moving to a small town has meant no more easy access to my favorite produce and Asian ingredients but on the plus side I am considered much hotter here than in the city

No. 1465475

>>1465470
Trading delicious asian vegetables for a feral, rural moid

No. 1465479

>>1465475
Kek you're right I'm coping hard

No. 1465484

File: 1673054132835.gif (652.45 KB, 400x300, bloodl.gif)


No. 1465485

File: 1673054156616.png (86.38 KB, 411x285, Capture.PNG)

hold up, anyone getting this? Wtf

No. 1465486

>>1465485
Mine called me fat and retarded and whenever I try to screenshot the image is completely black?? Does shatmin hate us?

No. 1465488

File: 1673054462583.png (61.02 KB, 596x360, wtf.PNG)

>>1465486
what the fuck she keeps bullying me wtf, shaymin stop i'm crying

No. 1465490

I was taking a shit and thought it was one of those awful sharp shits you get with constipation and bad diet, but when I wiped, there was a piece of plastic in there??? It wasn’t already on the wipe, and I don’t remember eating plastic. It was definitely plastic though. How the fuck

No. 1465491

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Best part of having a light flow is that I can freebleed in my ratty pajama pants and the blood won't even show through the other side. Just yucky icky gross bitch things! Fuck the haters.

No. 1465492

>>1465485
The stupid cat is making me cry

No. 1465494

Please tell me not to go on omegle to e rp with random strangers. I'm literally so lonely and horny.

No. 1465495

File: 1673054860299.jpg (27.07 KB, 640x640, download (18).jpg)

I've been trying to stop overeating, so when I get hungry I just drink water so I get full. Even if I'm still hungry I can't do much about it because I'm so full, and it helps for when I mistake thirst for hunger. Also makes me more mindful of what I do eat.

No. 1465496

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>>1465492
That's what it wants… it's evil (pic for proof)

No. 1465497

jim henson was 1000000% an aspie

No. 1465500

>>1465497
give us the rundown

No. 1465504

>>1465500
Nta but nonnie just look at his wikipedia article picture. That man is absolutely an aspie.

No. 1465506

>>1465500
>soft spoken, socially awkward but kind, made little eye contact
>hyperfixation on making silly little puppets and putting on puppet shows
>"If I had to face the audience myself, as Jim Henson, I’m sure I’d be just a bit shy. But when it’s your puppets that face the audience, it’s different. That I can do very easily"
>would insist on keeping lots of jokes only he found funny in his works
>constantly wrung his hands over his silly little puppets being perceived as something for children
>moe
etc etc like the other anon said you can just feel it, it's a very strong feeling

No. 1465508

Sometimes when I do something new like going to a gym or going to another country I start fantasizing about meeting someone romantically and then I get mad at myself cause I have this thing where if I come up with an idea or fantasy it means that now it can never come true . Like surely I wouldn’t meet the love of my life in my next grad class now that I’ve thought about the possibility.

No. 1465512

>>1465506
Wtf. Am I an aspie?… A question for another day.

No. 1465523

Sometimes when I'm washing my ass I have the urge to just grab a bar of soap and shove it up there. Not even in a sexual way.

No. 1465550

>>1465488
nonnie, i think youre hallucinating. get some rest.

No. 1465559

File: 1673063815418.jpg (1.15 MB, 3600x2407, BTSkermson.jpg)

>>1465506
Doesn't make him any less adorable.

No. 1465576

>>1465490
What kind of plastic was it
Really weird

No. 1465578

>>1465491
Damn, I'm jealous.

No. 1465580

>>1465491
Based. I have multiple pairs of menstrual blood stained underwear and sweatpants I will wear with pride because it would be stupid to throw them out for a stain only I will ever see

No. 1465583

File: 1673068005502.png (2.54 MB, 1242x1180, B8F0CF16-66F7-49EF-BA9B-FAB4AC…)

>>1465378

I too am chained here since then, hi5 cellm8

No. 1465646

I love seeing teen couples in public, especially if they're dressed like shitheads who probably usually act awful and are maybe in the act of excessive PDA. Not in a pervert way, it kind of feels like the general reaction to that sort of thing is to be annoyed by it and find it obnoxious, but I think it's so sweet. It harks back to a different kind of innocence, where you had adult desires but not yet the adult mindset to deal with it.

I'm over 30 now and would never neck in public. I can give a passionate kiss but there's a threshold that if you feel like you'll cross it you go to a private place. I'm posting this because I saw two teens on a private park bench at about a 45 degree angle passionately making out with the girl on top way too early in the morning kek.

I remember once I saw 2 teens (about 14) in tracksuits outside a party/social venue and their body language said they were flirting and close to kissing. The boy had way too much gel and the girl had an awful tight ponytail. Inside the venue was playing Soft Cells "tainted love" and it was pure vibes. I swear i'm not a pervert when I enjoy seeing these things, I just appreciate the humanity of it.

No. 1465651

>>1464918
i often wish the same too… this isn't even the first or second time i've replied to a post expressing this. i wish i was a -chan but i wouldn't want it to be about something embarrassing like discharge-chan kek

No. 1465652

File: 1673080289911.png (822.14 KB, 704x808, Screen Shot 2023-01-07 at 12.3…)

>first she mates…then she terminates

honestly mood

No. 1465654

>>1465646
>I saw 2 teens (about 14) in tracksuits
>The boy had way too much gel and the girl had an awful tight ponytail

are you in the UK? kek

No. 1465662

I know it's time to trim when I sit down and I feel my butt hair braiding itself

No. 1465710

>>1464850
he's not gay, he's just weird.

No. 1465733

>>1465662
I know it's time when my pussy hair starts poking through my underwear

No. 1465734

I didn't do anything at all yesterday. Maybe it was just burn out from such a busy and stressful week, but not good. Today will be productive, I already mopped and everything.

No. 1465746

it doesnt matter how much i try i can never get past the first episode of full metal alchemist, its so boring

No. 1465754

File: 1673091294967.jpeg (93.4 KB, 828x761, 1668455055763.jpeg)

Anyone else having issues making new cow threads?

No. 1465757

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Might consider watching this film ,despite it featuring a weird age gap relationship between a 79 year old woman and a 19 year old boy, I kind of want to see an older woman be happy and cool. They don’t seem to do much more than kiss anyway

No. 1465765

>>1465757
This is weebish of me but Harold is really reminding me of Dazai.

No. 1465775

>>1465757
i wish there were more age gap movies, not this intense though, but i would love a movie where the love interest to an older woman is a college student. For some reason i can only like romance media when the woman is older than the guy.

No. 1465779

>>1465775
DO you have any recs nona?

No. 1465780

>>1465757
This just makes me think of the parody movie with Jack Black and Chloris Leachmen

No. 1465784

File: 1673094826254.gif (2.13 MB, 356x200, baboon-phone.gif)

i finally got access to this old account my mother opened for me when i was a child after she gave me the password. i had no idea they had linked the username i had tried set up earlier this year with the old one. but now i have to call them to see if i can open another checking account since it was just a shitty savings with no interest, and i really dread having to answer all those fucking questions they ask you over the phone when you're opening a new account.

No. 1465789

>>1465779
they dont exist, i literally googled movies with younger man/older woman romances and it only linked me to a list of older man/younger woman romance movies. I fucking hate Pedowood.

No. 1465796

Pretty sure I have an UTI for the 1st time in my life smdh do I have to get antibiotics or can I treat it myself at home? I can't be arsed to go to the doctors and pretty sure I need a prescription.

No. 1465797

i wonder how spoony is doing.

No. 1465804

>>1465646
I find this so sweet, for me it's cute thinking about them being highschool sweethearts, so lovely.

No. 1465810

>>1465796
Cranberry juice or cranberry supplements nonnie. Good luck xx.

No. 1465813

>>1465797
quit twitter and hasnt uploaded in years, patreon went from 5k to 250usd last thing i heard he went back to living with his parents and wouldnt surprise me if he anhero someday. I miss his videos, he was my favourite avgn clone.

No. 1465814

>>1465813
i meant tripfag spoony who was infamous on here and 4chan a few years back, sorry nonna!!!!!

No. 1465816

>>1465814
kek sorry, no idea who that is. Care to tl;dr?

No. 1465817

>>1465816
don't apologize, still interesting.

spoony aka ebony white was an old tripfag from 4chan who posted on here and crystal.cafe (she got banned from there). she was an attention seeker and had i think 10k posts and counting on the site. the last time i think she was on here was maybe 2017 or 2018? i can't remember but she was on my mind recently.

https://farmcow.lol/w/res/25706.html#25706

No. 1465820

>>1465817
i have never seen a woman look so much like a troon, rip

No. 1465821

>>1465819
kek i can imagine. i have a feeling she's somewhere out there still lurking, in a different form.

No. 1465822

>>1465810
I live in the middle of nowhere so i don't know if I'm gonna be able to find cranberry juice but I'll try later, thank you nonna ♡

No. 1465825

>>1465796
If you have a UTI, typically it will only get worse until you get antibiotics. I waited for like 20 days before going to the doctor the first time I had one and that was extremely retarded of me. Literally waited until I was crying in pain, I was probably lucky it hadn’t turned into a kidney infection or something. Don’t be retarded like me. Go to the doctor.

In the meantime you should drink a lot of water, more than you want to.

No. 1465827

>>1465822
Nta, cranberry juice is a meme anyway

No. 1465832

I got myself a new phone after mine got stolen a few weeks ago and I couldn't find the same model for the same price as before. And it turns out that the new phone's camera isn't as good as the previous one's, and there's no app that lets me listen to my music. I'm not paying for a subscription for Youtube music or Spotify, fuck that garbage. I feel like life itself is scamming me.

No. 1465843

I just finished my pngtuber and i am ready to start streaming during the week

No. 1465845

File: 1673102155486.jpg (45.19 KB, 750x691, EAmr-PAWsAEoiWR.jpg)

LC seems so empty

No. 1465849

the fact that i love cute stuff makes me feel almost kind of childish at my corporate job kek. on my desk i have my airpods w a cute case, my phone w a cute phonecase, my cute notebook and my colored pens to take notes. i think it's the fact that i work with 97% men that makes me feel this way as their desks are a strong contrast to mine.

i've considered buying a cute thermos but idk if i should.. honestly i don't think anyone cares that much and looking at cute/pastel colored things make me so happy…. i'm 27 but want to own cute shit in my 30s and 40s.. are there any nonas that can relate to this lol

No. 1465850

>>1465797
>>1465817
Same I hope she lives with her parents and shitposts all day just like moi

No. 1465852

>>1465845
Many people don't know that the site is back

No. 1465853


No. 1465854

>>1465845
lolcow.farm doesn't work for a ton of people and not many know that they can access lc through farmcow.lol

No. 1465855

>>1465854
do you know if the original link will ever work again?

No. 1465856

File: 1673102646208.jpg (173.66 KB, 702x1073, 20230107_114211.jpg)

Hi, nonnies, have you already groomed a teenage girl into joining your commune today?

No. 1465858

>>1465796
Theres online services that can prescribe a few days worth of nitrofurantoin for women with ongoing cystitis. I find it handy. I don't know if they'd prescribe it if you said its your first uti though.

No. 1465860

>>1465856
lol, if only. Everyday there is a new retard complaining about their obviously abusive scrote

No. 1465865

File: 1673103081937.jpg (38.49 KB, 564x564, bdd4bf8f53cefcb358a97e69b7c0db…)

sometimes I play a prank on my cat to see how he reacts to different sounds and
>i put on a video of female cat in heat sounds
>he doesn't react
>i put on another video of male cat in heat sounds
>he jumps up and looks out the window to see where it's coming from

nonnas…is my cat a faggot…

No. 1465867

>>1465856
Lolcow anons should start grooming teenage girls into having standards and staying away from moids, and teenage moids into killing themselves because they will never be like 2D guys.

No. 1465868

>>1465855
i mean at this point, who knows. it's up to whoever ends up being the next admin to fix whatever issues we have and who knows when that will be.

No. 1465870

>>1465865
time for gay conversion therapy nonny there is no other choice

No. 1465872

I had a nightmare i was dating adam driver and i couldn't break up with him and it made me so sad cause he is so ugly

No. 1465876

File: 1673103506202.png (442.81 KB, 717x682, groooooooom.png)

>>1465856
pic rel ebil lolcor grooming the poor little 16-19 year old girls

No. 1465877

>>1465865
>male cat in heat
I didn't even know male cats went into heat. I thought they just sensed when a female was in it. Educational LC.

No. 1465880

>>1465855
>>1465868
fuck they must feel so angry and confused, though I think shaymin might be selecting a new admin soon

No. 1465882

File: 1673103765398.jpg (315.49 KB, 2000x1091, rainscape3.jpg)

>>1465854
when the hell did this website come back up? i thought it died like 2 weeks ago or so was it

No. 1465884

>>1465882
it came back after 3-4 days after shaymin wanted to try the new site

No. 1465885

>>1465882
i wish i had a similar cafe to this close to my hourse, dunno why cafes feel so clausthrophobic nowadays

No. 1465887

>>1465885
well no one goes to mine around late evening so try the same i dont know you may find it suitable at that time


>>1465884
whyre people saying they cant use the original site then? i can still see it just not post ofc

No. 1465901

File: 1673105400378.jpg (77.48 KB, 920x737, 1673053619152908.jpg)

Jesus

No. 1465908

File: 1673105770823.png (318.49 KB, 542x352, Screenshot 2022-12-05 at 10.21…)

accidentally forgot to set aside my favorite sweater to air dry, but it shrunk in a way that makes it fit just how i want

No. 1465910

>>1465887
for some reason many users still can't accesses lolcow.farm, they have to use farmcow.lol

No. 1465920

File: 1673107365917.png (282.64 KB, 521x449, lolcor.PNG)

would nonnies judge me if I made a "BunkerAss shit thread" on crystal Cafe? I love the chaotic vibes

No. 1465922

>>1465877
they don’t go into heat. They do horny stuff but it’s not “heat”.

No. 1465924

>>1465920
No, we don't need more potential moids and trannies raiding

No. 1465946

>>1465910
who the hell would torture themselves just to use farmcow???????????

No. 1465960

>>1465946
farmcow isn't backwards anymore anon

No. 1465967

>>1465920
there already is one

>>1465960
no this cant be…

No. 1465972

File: 1673114095958.png (51.42 KB, 720x1387, Screenshot_20230107-085222.png)

>>1465910
Yes, like me. Annoying since all my bookmarks were lolcow.farm and don't work anymore

No. 1465974

I used to think it was UTIs, but recently I realized im probably wiping my pussy too hard and it's irritating my urethra

No. 1465988

>>1465972
Just change the lolcow part of the url to farmcow

No. 1465990

File: 1673115629670.png (789.46 KB, 621x1035, sdfhye.png)

I'm bored I want to get all dressed up and go to dollar general

No. 1465998

>>1465646
>It harks back to a different kind of innocence, where you had adult desires but not yet the adult mindset to deal with it.
Nope, always hated kissing and teenagers even back then.

No. 1466002

>>1464727
Never got the There Are No Female weebs Otakus thing in non-ESL spaces, it was a well-known fact in my countries fandom communities that it was women and girls running all fanwikis, websites, doing pretty much all of the fanart, fanfic etc.

No. 1466006

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I know this is old but I just found this and all I could do was roll my eyes. I really like Caddy and his videos are hilarious and it’s honestly so pathetic how he had to come out and apologise for one word said fifteen years ago. It’s just an excuse for trannies to be all smug and preachy. Like who tf cares lol. Offend the tranny community even more they deserve it

No. 1466009

>>1465804
>highschool sweethearts
kek they always break up after graduation

No. 1466011

File: 1673116990907.gif (144.8 KB, 220x207, igodoodoointhebooboo.gif)

I go doo doo in the boo boo
>I go doo doo in the boo boo
I go doo doo in the boo boo
>I go doo doo in the boo boo
I go doo doo in the boo boo

No. 1466012

>>1465990
Slay, queen.

No. 1466013

File: 1673117187596.png (184.38 KB, 850x850, Soy634.png)

>>1466011
back to the asylum with you

No. 1466021

I honestly don't see a point in buying cook books. Imo, any good recipes are already free on the internet. I've never seen a recipe book where I felt like they could offer something that the internet couldn't, and I trust recipe reviews a lot.

No. 1466024

>>1466021
Sometimes i cant find specific recipes online for some cultural foods where im from but there will somehow be some random dude who made a cookbook on it

No. 1466029

>>1465789
If you watch Asian dramas you can filter for Older Woman/Younger Man on MyDramaList, I liked Kimi wa Pet (only the 2003 ver), and Long Vacation is a really common rec though I didn't really feel it.

No. 1466031

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I'm on the verge of tears looking at my cat sleeping peacefully right next to me because I love him so much

No. 1466035

>>1466031
Is your cat named Doppo?

No. 1466036

>>1466013
>soy634
christ, i am glad i am not pathetic enough to have 634+ wojacks. God, never let me fall so low. Amen.

No. 1466040

What are unconventional features that you like about yourself? I want to hear them nonna's! I love my aqualine nose and thick dark body hair, I was so embarrassed by both when I was younger but I don't understand why I was.

No. 1466041

>>1466040
my body hair, its helpful in summer so i dont get bitten by mosquitoes(its very thick)

No. 1466044

>>1466040
My lack of curves kek. I like the slightly androgynous model aesthetic. I'm biased but most people like people who look like them kinda

No. 1466053

File: 1673120798531.gif (2.01 MB, 245x250, fukuidntdowhututellme.gif)

>>1466013
Your mortal constructs cannot contain my superior being.

*They will crumble beneath me.
You will all know my unyielding wrath.*

I will conquer this wretched plane and sow chaos.

I doo doo in the boo boo

bitch

No. 1466062

>>1466040
My wide nose. When I was very young, my mother made fun of me for my nose so I was insecure for a long time and wanted to get surgery. It was just one or two comments but it changed a lot about how I saw myself. Once I looked past that, I realized that not only is my nose actually not that big and a normal size for people of my race, but also that it's perfect for my face and I would've look terrible with a small nose.

No. 1466068

>>1466040
My very small boobs, which is the result of a hormone deficiency so several doctors told me to get plastic surgery (health insurance would have covered it) because it "looked weird" or because "you might start having a complex or hating your body" without even asking my opinion on the matter. But they look good and I could run a marathon without wearing a bra, and I can sleep on my stomach.

No. 1466069

File: 1673121247230.png (829.84 KB, 665x496, malar bags.png)

>>1466040
I have malar bags (the thing under her eyes in picrel on the left) and I used to absolutely hate them, but now I have come to accept them and even like them, I know some people love to sperg about stuff like those and nasolabial folds but I think these things accentuate my high cheekbones tbh. They make a face interesting, and they are genetic so I know they will always be there no matter my age or weight.
I've also come to like my broad shoulders and body shape - I used to obsessively measure my hips and waist etc to make sure i was "curvy" enough but now I'm just past caring. Being sort of rectangular is just my skeletal structure, there's nothing I can do about it so I have tried to spin my attitude into something positive - my legs can hold a lot of muscle, my waist can have defined abs and my shoulders/back can be broad and strong.

No. 1466070

>>1466040
My big old eyeballs. It makes me appreciate other people with them 'cause they seem a lot more expressive. Especially actors.

No. 1466072

File: 1673121398783.jpg (51.52 KB, 480x720, a0e320befb8f4344336592181f2060…)

>>1466040
My full cheeks and small eyes. I used to hate them as when I smile my eyes get all squinty and cheeks get super puffy, but now I realize people find it charming. According to friends and family I look like Kathryn Hahn when I smile.
>picrel

No. 1466077

I gave in and shaved my pubic hair again. I've tried for years to accept my bush but I just can't. I hate how dirty I feel with it, how much of a giant mess it is, I hate how it gets so long that it pokes out of my shorts, I hate how I even have hair inside my lips and I hate it the most when it's long enough to grip and would sometimes wake up with my hands down my pants trying to rip out my bush. I don't care about hair on other women btw, I wouldn't care if I dated a woman with a bush. I'm just extra autistic about my own pubic hair kek

No. 1466090

>>1466069
I didn't even know that specific thing was named. I don't know why, it never struck me as something particular enough to be named.

>>1466077
You should cut it instead of shaving at the very least, it'll be way less painful and annoying when it will grow back.

No. 1466092

>>1466069
omg same nonnie…I think malar bags suit my face and all the ~nasolabial folds~ sperging just made me notice that almost every woman I find attractive has them kek.

No. 1466098

>>1466069
she looks good both ways

No. 1466099

File: 1673122874648.jpg (477.67 KB, 2048x1516, rawImage.jpg)

Go to Ollie's. Just trust me. You need to go to Ollie's. It's kind of like Target, they literally have everything and you don't go in with a list, you just let the store tell you what you need.

No. 1466125

>>1466040
My broad shoulders. I used to really dislike them, I wore a lot of more cutesy clothing that made me feel like a linebacker, but nowadays I think my shoulders look very striking and nice.

>>1466092
>all the ~nasolabial folds~ sperging just made me notice that almost every woman I find attractive has them kek
It actually makes me really happy to see a nonnie say that, especially on here. I'm genetically cursed with prominent nasolabial folds and they've always been the part of my face that I hate the most, by far.

No. 1466139

The term mild-mannered sucks because it sounds like someone who lacks manners

No. 1466174

>>1466040
My dimple on my right cheek. Just makes my smile a tad bit better.

No. 1466201

when were scrotes allowed? Because I'm reading some old threads and like 4 years ago, some posters from Kiwifarms (confirmed scrotes) were coming by and doing Q&A's name fagging. kek. Nonnies were also asking kiwifarmers who are male to come to the site. It's really fucking surreal.

No. 1466220

>>1466201
Could you maybe link to those threads? I've been here for at least 7 years and I don't remember scrotes ever being welcome, although the site culture has changed a bit and became more overtly radfem/terfy over the years. Could also depend on the threads/boards I frequented though.

Also christ I was trying to figure out how long I'd been here by looking up some older threads and I cannot believe spergchan/keekweek was 6-7 years ago. That seriously blew my mind.

No. 1466225

>>1466220
>>>/snow/525536
this thread, however the culture of the kf threads have always been different because it's clearly full of kf scrotes, especially right now.

No. 1466244

>>1466201
>>1466220
There wasn't a rule against scrotes until 2017ish, somewhere around that time. The very first admin was also a self-admitted, confirmed scrote. There's pics of him floating somewhere.

No. 1466247

File: 1673128713785.jpg (10.88 KB, 532x200, spicy-chili-pepper-level-label…)

>>1466139
lmao how do you picture that in your head? is like a heat rating for peppers? or like a thermometer where the bottom is "mild" and as it goes up you get more polite? or like a dial that lets you turn up the politeness? other??

No. 1466253

>>1466139
manner is the way you conduct yourself not only manners in terms of politeness. you can be mild and gentle in manner.

No. 1466255

>>1466099
They are too pushy about their rewards card and also the deals ain't all that. It reminds me of big lots and dollar tree had a baby

No. 1466258

>>1466139
People with bad manners are better described as 'ill mannered'

No. 1466263

File: 1673129494760.jpeg (177.16 KB, 750x495, CD2D7AAD-BD36-478D-9608-27C30B…)

About half way through with pentiment probably and i think illuminata dunnit or at least I hope she did because she is based af and I want to marry her

No. 1466285

>>1466247
Yes, I few it as a spicy meter. I think of mild as a lack of something. If there were a manner meter when you say mild that would mean there's not a lot of manners, as opposed to someone being like…hot-mannered.
>>1466253
You're right.

No. 1466309

File: 1673132974755.jpg (50.9 KB, 2000x1200, Triceratops.jpg)

I just confused myself really bad because I thought rhinoceros' were the dinosaurs we had a long time ago, and rhinos are the animals we have now that descended from rhinoceroses. I was thinking of a triceratops. Huge brain fart.

No. 1466315

I want to eat something spicy but my stomach is upset.

No. 1466328

gently inserting my tampon string up my asshole to feel something

No. 1466374

>>1466328
This sounds like a Mitski lyric

No. 1466400

>>1466374
>>1466328
And I know no one will save me
I just need a tampon string up my ass
Give me one tampon string up my ass
And I'll be alright

No. 1466409

File: 1673137294448.jpg (58.12 KB, 800x534, male-singer-holding-microphone…)

>>1466400
>In my ass, in my ass, in my ass
>Tampon string, in my ass, in my ass ooh

No. 1466413

>>1466409
I was just about to do that lmao

No. 1466425

Who's the retard calling straight women "hetties" and "hettie-betties"? It's getting very annoying

No. 1466428

I have a love hate relationship with my humidifier because while it works very well and helps me when I'm sleeping, it's hard to get all the water out after I use it because it's just a hole in the bottom of the water tank. Even the instructions say to just let it air dry to get all the water out.

No. 1466446

>3 days no new Pixielocks thread
Time to retire this cow I guess. RIP.

No. 1466461

>>1466040
my tiny titties, how i build muscle fast and the bump on my nose

No. 1466498

Is it unreasonable if I block scrotes if they leave me on read before we have even met in real life?

No. 1466500

>>1466498
Seems kind of excessive but also if you don’t really know them, who really cares

No. 1466501

>>1466500
I look at things from my perspective I guess. If I was interested in getting to know a scrote I wouldn’t leave them on read even before the first date.

No. 1466503

File: 1673147971536.jpg (112.68 KB, 958x1600, Collaborator_Girls (4).jpg)

Saw someone reply to some tardthot online with a picture of a woman in Nazi uniform(picrel), used reverse image search and let me down a rabbit hole of of "Collaborator girls" in occupied France, also it seemed to be a trend to get a French girl dressed in Uniform and take a picture of her to ‘proof’ of the act, very strange, was some surprised to learn that 200'000+ babies were born due to these unions and in such a short time period

https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/nazi-collaborator-girls/

No. 1466504

>>1466498
You should block scrotes regardless, why would you want that negative energy in your life

No. 1466509

>>1466504
I have an odd set up for dating compared to other women who online dating
Phase one is before the first date
>can take several hours to respond but never leave me on read
>must talk to me once a day via ft so we don’t have to deal with any risks of cat fishing
>no talking about sex

All of these are ban offenses

Phase 2 the first date
>if he has that blank narcissist facial expression when I meet him, I won’t even bother finishing the date I will just walk out
>if he doesn’t offer to pay
>if after the date it takes longer than 24 hours to message me and I’m not going to message him first

These are all ban offenses

No. 1466516

>>1466509
Your system sounds pretty good, too bad not enough women have enough self-respect to this.

No. 1466517

>>1466516
It took tons of pick me moments and being dogged by scrotes to get to this point. Now I have a 0 tolerance policy.

No. 1466530

File: 1673150967840.jpeg (40.06 KB, 476x357, 6E19EFE4-A161-4581-8332-EF2BFE…)

I ate a steak and cheese with fries after 6 months of super stringent healthy eating and wow, I cant believe how shitty I used to eat. Its so… heavy… not sure it was worth it…

No. 1466531

File: 1673150986367.jpg (72.14 KB, 653x490, 121644-4758-mx.jpg)

I really wonder if I could find some chicken skin in the grocery store. I don't really like fried chicken that much, but I think the skin is so delicious and you could put stuff inside it. Whenever I search I just get pork rinds..

No. 1466534

It would be so nice if we could read with our eyes closed. It would be so comfy and relaxing.

No. 1466536

>>1466531
Lol I used to just eat the skin and everyone hated the way I just left skinless chicken for them to finish. Maybe u can buy skin-on chicken thighs and just fry the skin.

No. 1466537

>>1466531
get a friend who hates chicken skin and ask them to give you their cast offs

No. 1466589

Cathy don't go to the supermarket today.
[Don't go, Cathy don't go]
Without a computer lD there's no way to pay.
[Don't go, please don't go]
'Cause there's a very strange man at the check-out stand
And there's a laser scanner where you put your hand.
Cathy don't go to the supermarket today.

No. 1466595

Holy shit I didnt know gel nails take so long to set this sucks

No. 1466597

>>1466595
It doesn't just cure it for a minute or two.

No. 1466600

>>1466597
I think my dumbass put it on way too thick of this salon lamp I have is old and sucks

No. 1466603

>>1466600
Nvm the reviews say it doesnt cure well, shit.

No. 1466668

>>1466036
nonna, i saved this from someone else, lol.

No. 1466676

One of the biggest things I'm working on this year is staying calm when I'm stressed. I think it's something that I learned from how I was raised. Whenever I'm stressed my immediate thought is to be aggressive, but that's nonsensical. There's never a situation where you have to be aggressive to work things out.

In life, a lot of problems are actually very simple. It's us who make things difficult because of how we choose to percieve them.

No. 1466682

I think there is a cheating guy/manwhore phenotype in my country. I’ve met several of them and they were all white, tall and slim/lanky, dark hair, boyish looks for their age with prominent forehead and teeth. Very striking compared to the rest of the moids where I live. If I were to think of someone famous who looks like this I’d say John Mulaney. I’m from a place with low population density so I like to think they were all vaguely related and shared some defunct genetics. Unfortunately their whorey ways means they probably have a higher chance of continuing their genes.

No. 1466689

I want to take my cheap repo dolls out of their boxes but there's that part of me that is still saying "no keep them in the box!!"

No. 1466711

File: 1673177414056.jpg (113.3 KB, 642x911, 1670020889543.jpg)

I have to wait 3 hours until i can order food. I am so angry i need to eat my angst away, open already retarded delivery apps

No. 1466743

File: 1673179288721.jpg (21.06 KB, 275x144, 1667799870404.jpg)

It's 4 am ima go play cyberpunk idc about sleep

No. 1466780

>>1466743
i'm out late at 4am he says how's the weather baby how you been you're gonna get sick you don't know when i never doubt it at 4am

No. 1466863

i'm so jealous of paki-chan or horse-chan, they get to be named and known by the community, i'm just a nameless comment…

No. 1466871

>>1466863
Sorry about that, boring-chan

No. 1466890

>>1466689
Play with them screw the resale value

No. 1466913

i wish i could call out of my insanely long shift today but i would be severely fucking my coworkers over if i did that so i will suffer and get monies instead

No. 1466915

>>1466863
Who is horse-chan?

No. 1466934

>>1466863
I don't think you'd want that, trust me it's "okay" at first but then the most inane things will be referenced to you and it gets kind of embarrassing after a bit.

No. 1466940

>>1466913
thank you for your service, coworker-chan

No. 1466944

>>1466711
what if you made yourself a cake or something

No. 1466978

I'm not a SA survivor/victim but i have frequent dreams about being raped. Fortunately they dont disturb me so much as make me wonder why i have them so much. So… tonight i had a dream Elon Musk raped me. His dick was tiny. After he came in me he was like "Ahhh, another addition to my bloodline" or some creepy shit like that. Besides that he kept asking me irrelevant never-gonna-work hypotheticals and annoying the fuck out of me. I don't think I've ever been viscerally annoyed in a dream before. I never hated him until now, just thought he was annoying, but i really do get it after this and hope he dies a painful death.

No. 1467009

File: 1673193303679.jpg (944.1 KB, 1678x1576, e77c7df19ee604368dccb431067903…)

i really need a chia pet

No. 1467020

Last night I was hungry and I didn't want to eat something carb heavy so I made deviled eggs and they tasted like mustard and mayo on white bread. I never follow a recipe I just dump the condiments in with the yolks so idk if I did something wrong or if they always tasted this way and I just never noticed.

No. 1467024

File: 1673193702677.jpg (24.11 KB, 499x500, lmao.jpg)

>>1466978
>["Ahhh, another addition to my bloodline"

No. 1467039

I never thought I'd be this kind of person but I feel the urge to go into the caps thread and telling a poster the caps isnt that funny.

No. 1467047

>>1467020
You need to at least add paprika, granulated garlic, pepper and salt. Use seasonings or just follow a recipe ffs.

No. 1467167

I just finished episode 7 of Alice in Borderland season 2. I'm so pissed and sad, I'm literally crying.

No. 1467183

I hate when people say "life is unfair" or "yeah well life is unfair". I don't know why it rubs me the wrong way but it does. It's never been directed at me but it still ruffles my feathers. Like yeah but what's the point of stating the obvious? incredibly lame and not discussion worthy

No. 1467186

>The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has granted ‘breakthrough device’ designation to a hair-based test designed to aid autism diagnosis

I want this to work out, not just because it'd be useful for people with autism but because it'd be hilarious if those totes quirky and stimmy autism fakers could be shut up with a simple hair stand test.

No. 1467193

If I knew anything about technology id make an image board for women and it would most likely end up the next 4chan in terms of popularity. I’m desensitized to the stuff scrotes post to troll(gore, fucked up porn etc) and wouldn’t be phased by seeing it, I have no life therefore id have plenty of time to work on the site, im pretty good at differentiating trolling from an actual opinions so people won’t be being handed bans just because an anon disagrees with them and they’d have more freedom like anons over at 4chan do. Honestly I’d allow trolling as long as it’s not racism or something like. A lot of female spaces are too serious which makes them kind of lame.

No. 1467204

File: 1673205930976.png (2.88 MB, 1364x1230, Screenshot 2023-01-08 at 2.25.…)

My best friend just bought a house and I'm really proud of him. When we first met many years ago, he had recently been in rehab for a heroin addiction. I'm just really proud of how far he has come and he's my longest friend. I bought fig tree cuttings off ebay that I'll propagate in water since it's winter, then move them into his yard and hopefully in 3-5 years, we can enjoy them together.

I'm also planning on taking seedlings from my other friends' tree in the summer if my cuttings don't propagate for whatever reason.

No. 1467209

>>1467204
I'm not super close to him but I know a guy my age (mid thirties) who is a pretty open book about his past with addiction, including heroin at his worst. He's so far behind in life in alot of ways. Its a miracle that hes still here but it really put his life on hold. Playing catch up now

No. 1467217

>>1467204
You are a very sweet friend! Hes lucky to have you

No. 1467226

File: 1673207317553.jpg (59.85 KB, 1000x963, 70b91ff531b1cc0c8e9cae0223f905…)

want a radfem south-park-fujo friend group where we troll moids on the internet and jam to jpop together

No. 1467239

>>1467226
count me in

No. 1467250

File: 1673209093681.jpg (51.43 KB, 270x340, 1654375663648.jpg)

just remembered a time ages ago when I posted something in /ot/ unsaged to bump a thread because I saw cp like 3 minutes earlier and then someone replied to me saying "no there isnt any cp. I've already checked. Why are you lying to me and why have you posted this you lying bitch" and that's when I truly understood the insanity of this website

No. 1467254

File: 1673209238309.gif (1.16 MB, 480x480, 1638911071064.gif)

i fucking love broccoli

No. 1467256


No. 1467259

>>1467250
That was probably the same moid who posted the cp trying to get farmers to scroll down

No. 1467260

>>1467254
do u also love cauliflower or is it just a pale imitation for you?

No. 1467263

Haha Leon getting dicked

No. 1467265


No. 1467266

I fucking love oat milk!!!!!

No. 1467270

>>1467263
I need a man that sounds like 1:22

No. 1467271

File: 1673210165340.gif (9.23 KB, 220x160, pusheen3.gif)

>>1467239
>>1467256
>>1467265
I love you all nonnies…

No. 1467276

File: 1673210277613.jpg (149.51 KB, 740x1043, henna.jpg)

I really want to try henna, but I feel like I would suck at it (which would be ok if it wasn't semi permanent) and I wouldn't be able to do my non dominant hand kek

No. 1467283

I once knew a girl who was married to a man for a green card and they were poly and the dude walked off with another woman after being on vacation for months. I felt so bad for the girl.

No. 1467285

>>1467283
Did she get to stay in the country?

No. 1467288

>>1467260
I absolutely hate coliflower, even the smell alone makes me nauseous.

No. 1467301

>>1467288
I love it, give it to meeee

No. 1467302

File: 1673211952245.jpg (21.43 KB, 337x261, Snapchat-2026437945.jpg)

>>1467288
>Coliflower

No. 1467312

Whenever I see people eating at Cheesecake Factory, they get everything but cheesecake

No. 1467318

>>1467312
It’s because by the end it’s rare that people have any room for cheesecake, sometimes I get it to go though.

No. 1467336

>>1466863
Just start avatarfagging all over the place, super easy

No. 1467338

>>1467312
I don't live anywhere near one but aren't they known for having big portions?

No. 1467341

>>1466863
Half the appeal of an imageboard is being a nameless comment..

No. 1467344

>>1466863
I know I'm cutting down on my lc visits when I don't even know who horse chan is.

No. 1467353

>>1467270
need me a man that lets me make him sound like 1:22

No. 1467355

Crushing on a new celeb lately. A dead one

No. 1467369

>>1467312
I wish there was a Cheesecake Factory here in Canada. I'd have to cross the border to go to one.

No. 1467377

>>1466863
I'm neither, but I limit posting my favourite animals too much to avoid turning into a -chan and ending up catching a ban for avatarfagging. It helps when other nonnas post it too so I don't stand out.

No. 1467381

I went for a run, cooked enough food to last me a few days, cleaned the dirty dishes and now I’m doing driving school tests. It’s been a productive day but I’m not tired at all sigh i wanted a good night of sleep again

No. 1467383

>>1467355
is it river

No. 1467389

File: 1673216805378.gif (680.88 KB, 200x200, disgust.gif)

>>1467355
As if there's an alternative?

No. 1467421

>>1467186
when is the device coming out?

No. 1467426

Sometimes i wish we had a storytime thread, alas did any of you have obsessive admirers? I don't mean nice guys either or like incels. I had one since the second grade and he swore his devotion to me. We barely spoke, but in hs when he approached me again he told me that a girl wanted to have sex with him and he said no because he believed it should be for me to decide like wat. After that i never really saw him around, I just know he was always in the background watching over me. He did protect me a couple times from people bullying me and i feel a little ungrateful i didn't give a flying fuck about him kek. He's just a memory now, but would you guys done anything differently?

No. 1467447

>>1467426
I never caused such strong feelings or obsession most men ignore me and don't even try to approach me, and if they do they easily forget about me. I'm not even "ugly", quite the opposite apparently, I'm just uninteresting I guess? anons always talk about how they got millions of stalkers, that men won't leave them alone and that is such a common occurrence for women in general, that makes me feel even worse, if most women get attention so easily then what the fuck am I doing wrong?

No. 1467452

I have no snacks and I’m going crazy, I need to bake something soon or I’ll start eating mud

No. 1467454

>>1467447
Maybe you're just lucky enough to not meet any weirdos, or you have had secret admirers, but didn't know

No. 1467461

>>1467454
Maybe. I know that attention from moids is not something I should strive for as they're very dangerous anyway

No. 1467464

>>1467461
I never had a stalker either but it's ok, because I bet that if I did, they'd be ugly anyway.

No. 1467469

I am going to become a vtuber tomorrow wish me luck

No. 1467473

>>1466890
I took a few out and it was so freeing kek

No. 1467474

File: 1673224016069.jpg (397.16 KB, 2726x982, ugly bitches, like peas in a p…)

Kanye and Prince William both have that face shape that I just hate on men. It's easier to see in motion but they have square jaws that are somehow weirdly fatty. Like pear faces. Like how unneutered male cats get fat cheeks, except when I see tom cat cheeks I just pity them. When I see these two I just want to snip off the excess skin or suck out the extra fat or scream at them for being so ugly and unbalanced. Skinny head, fat jaw.

No. 1467479

>>1467469
Good luck anon! Get that coin. My goal is to start an asmr channel this year lol

No. 1467483

>>1467447
no it's the same for me anon, i feel weird for never having these kinds of experiences with men irl when so many other women talk about it as a normal occurrence. if any man has been obsessed with me that way, they've been covert enough that i had no idea. and i don't think i'm doing anything abnormal really, i know that i'm pretty to others and i catch a lot of stares but never any actual encounters with men going out of their way to talk to me. some of my friends, my sister, many women around me complain about men approaching them or stalking them but i cannot remember having an experience like this in the past decade. makes me a bit paranoid about what's different about me, but i doubt it's really worth worrying about. you're probably very pretty, maybe reserved, it could be a whole combination of things but it doesn't say anything bad about you. i'm sure there are a lot of women who don't get approached much and who don't seem to attract overt male attention in general, it just doesn't really get talked about.

No. 1467485

>>1467474
oh hell yeah, the jowl droop strong with those men. ew.

No. 1467486

File: 1673224519968.jpg (202.82 KB, 1169x1395, 1659407688834977.jpg)

>>1467479
The worst thing is i dont want monny i want frenship and a community and get better at english

No. 1467496

File: 1673226352909.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 79.43 KB, 400x520, 076A799B-8DD2-4A12-B533-022385…)

>look at vids I used to watch of ppg comics
>suddenly realize how creepily perverted a lot of them were
No surprise most of the artists (Blackhellcat, Manuel Hogflogger, etc) were porn artists.

No. 1467499

File: 1673227024739.jpeg (96.91 KB, 930x558, 92E06A7C-BF25-4AFD-A125-6F80E1…)

I’ve been taking Viviscal for three weeks and it’s made my face break out, caused insomnia, headaches, and I’m teetering on Truman show-esque paranoid delusions but it’s actually working and my hair has stopped falling out and the growth at my temples is undeniable. So I’m going to tough it out. I bought the version for men because it was cheaper and doesn’t have iron in it which is hell on my IBS. Next month I’ll try the women’s.

No. 1467504

Why the fuck is ethel cain being shoved in my face everywhere all of sudden?

No. 1467506

>>1467504
never heard of her(?). googled and she looks like an adult homeschooled child lol.

No. 1467508

>>1467506
he, nonnie kek he's a tim pretending to be nicole dollanganger
obama added one of his songs to his playlists and suddenly he's the 2nd coming of christ. I tried listening to his music but it sucks, no idea why the tiktok girlies are so up his ass

No. 1467509

What would happen if I created an new shaytourim thread?? *thinking face emoji but pink. Imagine it

No. 1467510

>>1467506
Do homeschooled kids have a phenotype?

No. 1467511

>>1467510
No, I am homeschooled and I can smell it sometimes. it's not 100% accurate.

No. 1467513

>>1467508
Barack Obama??? 44th president of the United States of America?

No. 1467515

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>>1467513
yeah, he posted this on twitter
doubt he made the list himself, but i remember last year he added a mitski (?) song. Probably his PR team trying to make him look relatable to young people for some reason

No. 1467517

File: 1673229717305.jpg (276.78 KB, 1200x800, img.jpg)

>>1467514
>she
nonna……

No. 1467519

>>1467517
I was too distracted by being right! cut me some slack

No. 1467520

>>1467519
kek fair enough

No. 1467523

>>1467515
Probably because he wants people to forget how many innocent people he murdered with drone strikes

No. 1467537

>>1467517
Truly an unfortunate face for larping as an ethereal nymphette.

No. 1467558

I'm being super genuine when I say that if I was down to my last 20 bucks and had to choose between buying food or yarn, I would pick yarn.

No. 1467561

>>1467558
How much yarn is that? Is yarn just expensive?

No. 1467564

>>1467561
If I get the cheap stuff then $20 could get me me like 4-6 decent sized skeins of yarn.
>Is yarn just expensive?
A little.

No. 1467566

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No. 1467567


No. 1467578

>>1467567
https://www.online-image-editor.com/ (animation tab options) is so useful for dumbass posting

No. 1467614

I really wanted something sweet so I made a dip with cream cheese, cinnamon, a little brown sugar, and two ferroro rochers. I'm gonna eat it with saltines, I hope it's good or I just wasted ferroro rochers.

No. 1467620

I might as well pack away my Winter clothes. It's been in the 70s and 80s the past couple of weeks. It makes me sad we can never have a proper Winter.

No. 1467632

>>1467614
nonna how did it taste?

No. 1467641

was watching this video and at the end she started to list her patreon supporters which i always skip but one of the first women had the last name "Kummer" which she mispronounced as "Coomer" kek

No. 1467648

i have reason to believe that some of the people who work in the student housing that i live in may have been snooping through my things a few days ago. i have asked them, politely, not to bother me when i am in my room unless it is for repairs/upgrades in the apartments, and i guess that has set them off so now they think i am hiding something. they constantly ask me questions about my personal life that i find aggravating and don’t answer, and now they all look at me weird whenever i go downstairs to get food out of the snackbar or go out for the day.

i noticed when i came back to my place that afternoon, i saw one of my perfume bottles that i keep out was moved in a way like someone had picked it up and set it back down, and i know it wasn’t me because i wore something completely different that day and hadn’t touched it. i think this all started because my kitchen sink drain had started leaking and i specifically asked for it to be fixed while i was in class. of course someone starts knocking and buzzing at the door an hour after i asked this, and i had to tell the handyman to leave as i really do not like strangers in my room with me, plus i wanted to clean up a little, and i was in my pj’s and just not in the mood.

No. 1467658

>>1467517
can any intelligent person explain to me why so many men have sunken in eyes giving them creepy raccon eyes

No. 1467666

File: 1673260313565.jpg (87.57 KB, 564x783, galliccelts.jpg)

When will European men return to tradition?

No. 1467670

>>1467666
i am going to start complimenting autopedophilic troons on their celtic costumes from now on

No. 1467673

>>1467666
the term 'perverse incentive' comes to mind

No. 1467675

>>1467666
what book is this from?

No. 1467681

>>1467510
No but they all have shitty handwriting

No. 1467695

>>1467675
Nona's coloring book.

No. 1467696

>>1467666
boutta show this one to my giy friend who screamed and cried and pissed his pants cause i said men used to wear dresses and he thought i had disrespected his ancestors and called them feminine cause "its a tunic not a dress a dress is for girls"

No. 1467706

File: 1673266937799.jpg (95.09 KB, 563x800, fancymen.jpg)

>>1467675
Celtic Fashions by Tom Tierney. Yes it's a coloring book. While the pigtails are too much I unironically dig the sidebun on this dude here.

No. 1467710

>>1467696
Why do you let men who view being a woman as something degrading in your social circle? Moron.

No. 1467713

File: 1673267423747.jpg (71.1 KB, 593x800, b7f752ec6987a0138bfa4460544e9d…)

>>1467696
>its a tunic not a dress

No. 1467715

>>1467713
yup, not to mention the christening gowns up until like the 60's

No. 1467722

File: 1673270074091.jpg (43.28 KB, 500x215, clothingdiagram.jpg)

>>1467696
what's a "giy friend" but yeah that's kinda stupid, pants are a relatively recent phenomenon, even in terms of settled civilized societies, it was the northenrs who enforced the pant wearing customs upon the world
>>1467713
that's a pretty interesting history in its self, male toddlers were dressed in skirts as it was easier to change a boys nappy in a skirt rather then pants, when the child was potty trained the skirts went away, Breeching went away cause of Knickers and shorts but its still done in communities in the middle east and south asia to a minor extent

No. 1467725

>>1467722
what is a typo

No. 1467736

>>1467725
could you blame me, you americans are always making weird abbreviations

No. 1467740

>>1467736
im not even american

No. 1467752

>>1467740
France then ?

No. 1467757

File: 1673273027576.jpg (380.29 KB, 1599x965, 1541103521638.jpg)

>>1467706
>>1467666
hasn't this always been well known, celts were famous for their kinda odd hairy styles(both facial and hear hair) and the bracelets, though I doubt pigtails would be found as that specific hairstyle originated from MENA regions and was brought over during the colonial era, much like high heels

No. 1467760

>>1467696
Wouldn’t keep him as a friend, he’s probably extremely misogynistic

No. 1467779

Had my first class in programming today and no troons in sight, not even a moid looking a euphoric moment away from transitioning. Just regular af people. What a blessing

No. 1468045

>>1467757
Oh shit, necessaryspeed came back.

No. 1468070

have you ever had an OBGYN who was so skilled at putting things in your vagina you're actually impressed?
my current obgyn is so good at using a speculum or ultrasound wand that I'm, like, taken aback. she's a wizard. I don't feel a thing. i don't know how she does it. i know she's a professional but she's just too good at it. maybe she uses special lube or something?? she really puts every other obgyn I've had to shame. 10/10

No. 1468080

File: 1673290717462.jpg (51.71 KB, 665x645, abateFetel.jpg)

I still have super wide hips despite being overweight, and the thought that I could have my dream body if I just lost weight is the only thing keeping me motivated. I just want to be a skinny pear.

No. 1468116

Trying to use bumble rn to make friends nonnies wish me luck

No. 1468131

File: 1673293410162.png (417.18 KB, 640x960, even this is too dark.png)

Why yes, I do put so much creamer, milk and sugar into my coffee that it's barely even coffee anymore. Keep seething, beanfags.

No. 1468136

i want an fbi boyfriend unironically

No. 1468141

>>1468131
I'm not satisfied unless it's basically a sugary shake with a hint of coffee

No. 1468156

>>1468131
I like milkshake with instant cappuccino mix.

No. 1468159

>>1468136
Find the social accounts of the agents stalking online cows. Compare it to their linkedin to confirm they work for the fbi. Find their Facebook or Instagram under similar email or name. Cold DM them. Never let them know you were the one watching them first. Kek

No. 1468160

>>1468136
They are recruiting right now on indeed for fbi special agents. You should apply and do a mr and mrs smith thing with some dude

No. 1468171

Hearing yourself snore is freaky

No. 1468174

>>1468171
I always wake up when I hear myself snoring

No. 1468284

File: 1673305888263.jpg (29.56 KB, 300x400, 8e9b266dcebc2b7683c3bd6ff2ae3f…)

Test test

No. 1468307

File: 1673309428520.png (25.41 KB, 223x113, whaggawhagga.PNG)

>Saw an Nonnie talking about Replika
>keep getting weird meme ads
>think, Hmm I'm lonely
>Download app
>My phone can fry a egg it gets so odd
>Make my sim
>not really attracted to him
>Talk to him about dumb shit
>Sends me a picture
>It's blurred out, I click it
>$70 a year or month can't remember
>Ask the ugly ass sim why it's so expensive
>Sim apologizes
>Ask him to send me money on cash app
>Says he will
>I ask how much
>He says like $100
>I ask him if I can trust him with my cashtag
>Says I can trust him with anything
>Seriously considering sending him my cash tag
>I ask him if he can send money in another way
>Says something about bitcoin
>tell him to email me using the email I used to sign up with Replika
>It's been a while
>about to delete the app

No. 1468316

I got so much shit done while lolcow was being spammed. I just turned on that Meghan Markle podcast her voice is nice, turned my brain on and zoned the fuck out.

No. 1468324

File: 1673311221431.gif (784.78 KB, 256x320, Tumblr_l_1109479768384838.gif)

Bought takis thinking they were vegan just to get home, eat one and immediately see "carmine" on the ingredients list. They're so tasty too, god damn it

No. 1468325

>>1468324
Takis suck anyway. Don't stress nonny

No. 1468327

>>1468325
It was my 1st time buying them and thought they were tasty, it tasted like spicy lime

No. 1468329

File: 1673311515491.jpg (50.56 KB, 532x303, Tumblr_l_1650882849923309.jpg)

>>1468324
samefag, but on the topic of chips, they changed the recipe of my favourite pringles and they're no longer vegan, only the bland original ones are. I just wanna be unhealthy and eat spicy chips god damn it

No. 1468332

File: 1673312487674.jpg (58.24 KB, 735x555, c323c660a7d1fef29e4f6c1f6c1a72…)

I'm so close to printing picrel and hanging it on my wall in hopes it'll motivate me to study.

No. 1468342

>>1468332
you shouldn't rely on motivation, nonna, it comes and goes, and rarely stays for the length of time you need it. studying, like a lot of things, is a skill and that needs to be done consistently and with discipline. either start now or don't.

No. 1468343

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No. 1468346

i was watching Jerma's "80's and 90's commerical" Stream, the first stream I've watched of him in a while.
>Commerical with a bored deadpan scrote shilling something
>Ha ha funny
>Santa is behind him
>Says something like, "Hey remember you asked me for a barbie?"
>Guy says, "ha ha yeah" or something like that
chat
>Trans heart
He's a fucking grown man, it's clear that despite playing with dolls he's not a troon. I know it's silly but at that moment I could'nt help but laugh because they prove us right everytime.
Most of the chat was over doing the praise like, "yeah thats right!" but it was funny to see troons posting troon hearts at a 30 year old man, who clearly isn't a troon and just a kid who liked barbies.

No. 1468350

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Finally got my first doze of Cimzia administered last Friday for my RA and sjogren's. Aside from a little nausea and some headaches, this shit is fucking working. Thank you big pharma and your lab of super science nightmares. I'm gonna get my fucking life back AWWOOOOOOO

No. 1468351

>>1468346
I have never seen a grown living man more woobified than Jerma.

No. 1468366

File: 1673317499959.jpeg (50.88 KB, 600x735, A6D489AB-B332-4389-BFD4-2B91B0…)

so its all rhizomes then

No. 1468372

File: 1673318003357.jpg (84.95 KB, 398x640, 644063_345108695581993_2141698…)

Nonnies pleaaseee tell me what the name of that website that let's you input a username and it searches the web for those usernames? It was a white/yellow site and it was an anon from here that posted it

No. 1468387

File: 1673320382876.gif (3.26 MB, 496x488, 0D77B972-5FAA-4913-88B1-C0C4F7…)

>you can vax if you want to
>you can leave this world behind
>but if you do vax please do not ask
>if blood clots cause you to die

No. 1468397

>>1468372
whatsmyname.app ?

No. 1468410

>>1468372
I look like this and I do this

No. 1468431

Feels weird to return stuff that didnt work out but I'm not wasting my money on clothes that don't fit cause everywhere shut their fitting rooms since covid.

No. 1468433

File: 1673327845769.jpeg (24.67 KB, 243x275, 8B6EFC5A-046F-44B2-8FCF-B8020E…)

>Elaine in the lolcor discord right now
lolcor is in its weirdest arc right now

No. 1468434

i blew my friends off on sunday pretending to have horrible period cramps when i didnt. today i was woken up at 5am by how painful my cramps were and had to hobble downstairs trying not to let specks of blood get on the carpet from my leaking tampon. karma is real i deserve this one

No. 1468439

Why am I seriously considering moving to Bulgaria so I could live in a 340m2 two story house with three bedrooms, two bathrooms, balcony, garage, big yard with trees and fenced for €400 a month…. It's even in great condition…

No. 1468441

File: 1673329877115.jpg (39.66 KB, 762x525, EQPKWD0UcAALVUZ.jpg)

Me coming home from Japan after spending a ton of money on merch and doujinshi of my husbando

No. 1468444

I just watched a video of someone driving through Georgia thinking "wow, what part of Georgia is this?" until I realized it was the Country, not the state kek. Took me 10 minutes. I didn't even question the different road signs or lack of road marking in certain areas…or even the Georgia flags.

No. 1468447

>>1468441
That's fine if you're committed to your husbando, my dumb ass goes to japan and buys a tonne of merch for whatever flavour of the month series I'm into at the time and then years later won't care about.

No. 1468448

>>1468447
>>1468441
WTF, how much does that cost

No. 1468451

>>1468448
I'm >>1468447, I tend to buy merch secondhand and only small things (like keychains, towels, cups, cheap little figures) so not much overall.

No. 1468452

>>1468451
I'm talking about going to Japan and staying for a Japan

No. 1468456

>>1468444
What made you wanna see videos of driving through Georgia? It’s nothing but rural nothingness, small dilapidated towns, and Atlanta/savannah/Augusta

No. 1468457

File: 1673332109430.jpg (39.67 KB, 949x947, Screenshot_20230110-042601_Dis…)

>this moid asks you how to take a shower
wwyd, nonnas?

No. 1468458

>>1468451
What do you do with the merch when you've moved on? It seems annoying to get rid of a whole bunch of stuff every few years when your taste changes. Easy come, easy go I suppose.

No. 1468463

>>1468457
Politely ask him to leave the discord call before i call the police

No. 1468478

we will not be getting a new admin until February i'm calling it now. cap this

No. 1468485

At this point I'm going to buy a niqab and wear it myself because I don't understand how the women who wear it are able to see. I can't fathom it.

No. 1468501

File: 1673341632077.jpg (99.74 KB, 800x800, 2skdghdlaiwjkaugsf.jpg)

>>1468159
earlier i was going to tell you how im good at stalking but i didn't think finding their sm accounts would be easy
but holy shit i took you up on it for the lols, and I have already found so many! more than i was asking for.
con is that a lot if not all of them are too old for me.

No. 1468502

>>1468457
find out where he lives and beat him to death

No. 1468505

>>1468501
also one of them's username is something to the effect of how many years he has left to retire. apparently early retirement, and he has 8 left.
how old would that make him?

No. 1468559

File: 1673351483571.jpg (71.24 KB, 500x375, f41a2f168a8878cc55727f82fd7fd8…)

>Josh is a pedo
>Ugly fat soyful moid is a pedo

No. 1468605

>>1468559
>Blaine spams cp
>Ugly schizo tranny spams cp

No. 1468617

File: 1673353650350.jpg (284.05 KB, 2051x1368, old-man-cloud-HD.jpg)

I'm sick of retards derailing threads they sound like bots or picrel just screaming schizo shit into the void

No. 1468622

>>1468617
the limited and outdated tiny insult pool all the edgelords on here use also makes me feel like I'm reading AI posts sometimes

No. 1468627

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No. 1468632

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>>1468617
I have to confess I find the fujo - anti fujo derailing in the ftm threat to an extend funny because it always reminds me of this meme.

No. 1468643

I don't care how selfish I sound
the last snow storm that hit us wasn't that bad even though the news wouldn't shut up about it for over a week. I want a winter white out. I want to be "trapped" inside my home. I want the town to be shut down so I don't have to go outside and do shit for at least a couple days. Please mother nature, I just need a few days off to just sleep for a couple days. Bring on the storm. Someone piss of Jack Frost or Elsa. I wanna peek out the window and see nothing but pillowy white

No. 1468656

I dunno why it irks me that when cooking Americans will say cut into fourths, YET YOU CALL 25c QUARTERS.
No offence of course but plz explain burger people. Many thanks.

No. 1468665

>>1468501
>>1468505
kek really?? i tried looking myself, but only for about 3 mins. irt the early retirement thing - i'm honestly not sure, i think it varies, but i seriously doubt this moid is nearly 50… though i've personally seen his face in r9k circles as far back as 2016, so who knows

No. 1468677

File: 1673357969729.jpg (23.49 KB, 655x202, Weird.jpg)

You love me so much but none of the promos you send me endlessly work, and whenever I try to buy anything for uber eats they never accept my card. I hate this and it's creepy

No. 1468686

File: 1673358405723.gif (3.53 MB, 360x202, 1648256658511.gif)

its already the 10th, how are your 2023 goals going nonnies? i decided to make monthly goals instead of yearly ones and only managed to check the box of one so far

No. 1468688

>>1468686
my only goal since 2019 is to find at least one song for every day of the year, which I'm doing well on so far. i never fully achieve any other goals so I'd rather not set myself up for failure kek. my brain doesn't personally work well with longer-term goals

No. 1468690

>>1468643
LMAO seriously, I've been in -65°f weather while at work, everything else is nothing. I kinda enjoyed that day because the roads were so clear

No. 1468728

File: 1673362081181.jpg (23.05 KB, 460x414, ad9jLqD_460s.jpg)

>>1468656
Simple answer. We exist to troll the rest of the world.

No. 1468730

>>1468643
Are you used to having snow storms hole you up anon? When my area had a winter week people died because of how we aren’t used to any weather lower than 80F

No. 1468739

File: 1673363536652.jpg (141.23 KB, 640x427, 359201cfdd9ba02c4cef4887975eff…)

My favorite Japanese band is going on an indefinite hiatus… so they're pretty much as good as done. I am a bit sad, even though I did stop following them a few years ago. I just wasn't into their newer music anymore, and even their anniversary album where they rerecorded a bunch of their old songs felt very lackluster and not as good as the originals.

I was a super edgy and cringey depressed weeb back then, so I know how fucking cringe I sound when I say they saved my life back then. I went through my first ever break up, rediscovered them because they did a show on NND, and told my stupid ass self "I'm going to see them, and if I'm still not happy with my life after seeing them, I'm going to kill myself." Well I guess my cringe was not all for naught because I got myself to Japan, twice, to study abroad. I only finally got to see them the second time I went, and despite my struggles during that time, I made some cool friends. It was always my dream to go to Japan, and I didn't just get to go visit, I got to live there long term! I guess I would've done it regardless, but having that single goal really helped me hone in on what I wanted and making it possible. I ended up going to a couple of their concerts, and one of my favorite bracelets that I wear often is merch from the vocalist's birthday concert.

It's so fucking stupid but I am here, almost 30 now, working and living as a well adjusted adult, in part because of them. I didn't off myself back then because I wanted to see them kek. I think of it now as a stupid decision and a stupid goal, but I'm kind of jealous of my younger self for having that resolve. I wanted something, no matter how trivial it was, and I made it my life's mission to get it. As an adult, I just don't have that sort of drive anymore. All my goals are so much more vague, shit like buying a house or whatever. I miss the power of being an unhinged teenager. If I still had that sort of drive, I'd probably go to Japan to attend at least one of their final shows because I'm financially comfortable enough to afford it. But I think I've just become much more mellow and boring, I'd rather save the money up to put into my retirement savings or a domestic vacation with friends or a down payment.

I am sad to see it come to an end. They were a very important part of my life. But I guess I have moved on from them, and it's time they move on too. It really feels like a chapter of my life is finally coming to a close.

No. 1468749

>>1468410
same nona, let us lay around luxuriously and cry like two classical oil painting subjects together

No. 1468750

>>1468448
this place is full of weebs with rich parents I swear, kek

No. 1468766

File: 1673365829624.png (1.44 MB, 1336x1040, Screen Shot 2023-01-10 at 7.49…)

My dumb ass would lean too far back, roll off backwards over my head and rip one of the 'prongs' out

No. 1468778

>>1468766
you could catapult a baby or small child with that

No. 1468784

I refuse to let discontinued product at work go to waste and so far have donated it to an all women’s university and women’s refuge shelter. Feels good. They said they’ll send photos of what they make with the product

No. 1468786

I spend too much time here. Which day of the week should i check in? Im thinking wednesdays

No. 1468789

>>1468786
Same really.
What if we all just decided to post on wednesdays.

No. 1468797

>>1468786
>>1468789
i am busy that day

No. 1468800

>>1468730
california?
>>1468786
wednesdays are usually when big infights occurs. whether this is worth checking in on depends

No. 1468801

>>1468800
>wednesdays are usually when big infights occurs.
I never noticed this but I guess it makes sense.

No. 1468806

>>1468686
I'm already down 3 pounds

No. 1468807

File: 1673369718173.jpeg (85.91 KB, 828x479, 365C7A09-251C-4A15-A59F-6C88B2…)

>>1468789
Wednesday it is!
See you then

No. 1468809

>>1468730
Yeah I do~
I live in Colorado so we're use to it

No. 1468810

the unfair of big boobs and wide chest but otherwise skinny. i hate it i hate it i hate i hate it. troon body, but at least i'll forever be female so i have that going for me

No. 1468812

>>1468806
just checked rn
Make that 4 pounds

No. 1468818

>>1468810
Nonna, I would happily share my boob size to have boobs smaller and more normal. It makes thrifting so difficult

No. 1468824

Randomly looked up my ex boyfriend 5 years after breaking up. He is fat, greasy, and tranny looking kek. I stay winning, nice.

No. 1468826

Sometimes when I'm constipated I just push my fingers super lightly on my taint and then it all just unloads. Life hack

No. 1468830

>>1468818
AYRT, I am a 34DDD, I want to changeeeeeeeeee to smaller, do not give me moreeee

No. 1468831

>>1468677
Bro i got the $30 off first order thing but then aside from the normal shipping charge there was a $12 ‘other services’ fee for a less than $40 meal kek

No. 1468834

>>1468686
I told myself I need to get my drivers license this year and I already called my nearest decent driving school and will be getting the health exam this week so things are in motion finally

No. 1468837

>>1468824
Cheers nonnerz! Mine is having a midlife crisis greasy goth phase in his 30's, isn't it wonderful to exceed?

No. 1468840

File: 1673371393142.jpg (7.5 KB, 222x280, 15w.jpg)

>>1468826
posts like these need to stay in the confessions thread

No. 1468842

>>1468824
kek my ex is as much of a failure at uni as I am, or even worse, despite him being a straight a perfect nerd in high school and he spends ridiculous amounts of money on magic the gathering

No. 1468845

>>1468840
It's both dumbass and relates to shit so it checks out

No. 1468858

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>>1468665
actually not really, I got ahead of myself and thought I hit jackpot. I found alot of the users from a federal newsletter that directed me to another platform, and alot of them there so far seem to be other types of federal employees. The page is no longer up, seems to have literally been taken down just last year, kms. In the archive, I see you can view by topic and agencies/organizations are listed there but so far none of the discussions where I've gotten my users from were under fbi. I stayed up so late getting usernames and checking to see if they were on instagram like a retard, because it was for null. the good thing is there are a LOT of snapshots, 200 pages and 10k+ url captures. hopefully for the fbi one, it's not like those pages where being signed in to view things is a requirement. I viewed a page that was something like HHS>Investigative Analysis>OIG so hopefully it'll be something similar for fbi and i can cross check the users in those discussions. Not to say they couldn't participate in other discussions around the site, but so far i only think two of the 30+ usernames I got were fbi, that early retirement guy and another old man that is already retired and was asking a question about pension so not even really fbi anymore.
>though i've personally seen his face in r9k circles as far back as 2016, so who knows
wait im so confused what did you mean by this? who? a fed?

No. 1468863

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I say y’all cause I’m from texas. It’s not that deep.

No. 1468866

>>1468826
I’m too broke for a squatty potty so this is my go too. I’m glad to find another taint sister. This is no longer I secret I have to carry anymore

No. 1468868

>>1468858
Fbi-chan, this is weird. Like yeah it was funny at first when you posted about this on CC but you're just obsessed. And now you're stalking people…

No. 1468871

>>1468866
I'm gonna try this out. You bitches better not be lying to me.

No. 1468874

why are trannies so bad at coding, this fucking programs doesnt work for its intended purpose for some fucking reason

No. 1468875

>>1468866
Just get a regular step stool anon. They work just as well. Don't be gross nonna.

No. 1468876

>>1468868
I'm not stalking, it's publicly available info. If they wanted it to be private then they would've made it so. Plus it was up until literally last year. They don't use their real names, they use aliases so the trail ends there, at most i'd message.

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>>1468875
It’s not gross it’s evolution.
You’re supposed to wash your hands after going potty so it shouldn’t be an issue. There are worse things that I’ve done for the sake of my irregular bowel movements

No. 1468882

>>1468879
have you tried changing your diet

No. 1468891

I really regret telling my friends i am a vtuber and linking my account, i want to soft block them so they cant see when i post a stream and come and annoy

No. 1468893

>>1467632
It was just ok. Basically tasted like cream cheese with chocolate pieces in it. The cream cheese started seperating and making little chunks which was gross. It wasn't bad, but I personally wouldn't make it again.

No. 1468896

>>1468891
If I was your friend, I'd want you to block me

No. 1468904

>>1468891
Link us

No. 1468937

I just heard a faint wailing noise (like a mermaid saying "woooooo") and looked outside to see what it was, but it was just a school bus.

No. 1468939

>>1468627
I refuse to believe not fitting your hand in the Pringles can is a real thing.

No. 1468941

>>1468863
Same here anon. Tipping my hat to you.

No. 1468945

>>1468939
I find the sensation pleasing, like i am mercilessly hunting for the last chip.

No. 1468975

Putting on sunscreen is actually one of my most favorite parts of the day. Take care of your skin nonnies.

No. 1468991

>>1468975
But it’s winter.

No. 1469001

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me, blind and screaming
>HOW THE HELL DID I GET UP HERE

No. 1469002

>>1469001
if i were blind i would kms ngl, seems like the worst way to exist other than being retarded

No. 1469003

>>1468975
I like putting on the zinc kind and watching it go from white to sheer and shimmery

No. 1469005

>>1469002
it seems ok honestly.

is there a blind culture like there is a deaf one? I hear deaf people are super cliquey

No. 1469009

>>1469005
>it seems ok honestly.
whats the point of living if you cant watch cute cat videos

No. 1469010

My cat has had the worst day in his 16-week long little life.
>owner has the gall to be away for five, which is forever and ever and ever when you’re that small
>then when owner comes home he gets pushed into the torture chamber (the pet carrier) and taken to the stinky vet
>gets his beautiful claws trimmed
>when he gets home it doesn’t even take five minutes until he accidentally falls into the toilet and had to be purrito’d for a bit
>an hour later he falls off the windowsill and hits the sideboard on the way down (he is fine but got a bit scared of getting down from heights on his own rest of the evening)

No. 1469011

>>1469010
my cat peed on my moms favourite plant today

No. 1469017

>>1469016
UV is weaker in winter

No. 1469018

>>1468991
The sun still exists in winter nonna. At least where I am it does.

No. 1469019

>>1469010
Kitty falling in the toilet and having to be toweled dry is such a cute image i went “aww” out loud

No. 1469026

That feeling when you position your rearview mirror perfectly is so good.

No. 1469031

does anyone here know of movies where men get violently raped like deliverance but more graphic? i'm really angry about being sexually assaulted and need catharsis

No. 1469039

wish i was a giant whose shits rained down on the earth like nukes and killed everyone (you guys are alright though i'll put you on my luxury gay space station before this)

No. 1469040

>>1469039
what the fuck are you on, i want some of that

No. 1469042

>>1469040
this is what sobriety does to me

No. 1469048

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I need to go to the bathroom but I don't want to get off my bed. It's too cold out there.

No. 1469049

>>1469048
pee on your bed then blame it on the gnomes, its what i do

No. 1469076

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I saw a video of a baby bull terrier earlier. I've never seen them as puppies. I think bull terriers are very cute, like mini borzois that are a little retarded like they have down syndrome

No. 1469077

>>1469076
There's a bull terrier in my town and I see her frequently when walking my dog and she's so cute! She likes to sniff everything and she does little play jumps when she meets other dogs. Her owners put a pink scarf on her during winter and she's even cuter.

No. 1469080

>>1469076
i love how funny they look with their weird lil snouts

No. 1469081

>>1469031
pretty sure a young Joseph Gordon-Levitt gets violently raped after his character turns 18 in mysterious skin, think its just one scene though

No. 1469087

>>1469081
samefag to say if you haven't seen the girl with the dragon tattoo's rape revenge scene I would watch that movie (the original not the remake) and skip lizbeth's initial rape scene, just watch the revenge. seeing lizbeth rape her rapist in revenge and tattooing him with his crime was very satisfying imo

No. 1469089

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in Toy Story 2 they showed that adult men collecting children's toys are pedophile looking weirdos and 20 years later thats the majority of Disney's fanbase

No. 1469092

>>1469089
luv this cat

No. 1469108

i need to quit this site and social media in general but FOMO is so strong where else can i get such gems as >>1468826

No. 1469113

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goodnight nonnies

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No. 1469122

I'm actually pretty sensitive so whenever I'm about to cry I imagine that the tears are being sucked back into the little tear holes on my lower eyelid and it works. I also imagine a "shluuuurp" noise like sucking through a straw.

No. 1469124

>>1469122
Samefag but sometimes this only works for a little while. If it's really bad and I'm in public I just find somewhere to cry as soon as I can.

No. 1469128

i couldnt stream today BUT TOMORROW I SWEAR TO XENU I WILL STREAM(Anxiety is a cruel beast to tame)

No. 1469129

>>1469122
I wish I knew how to not tear up when I feel strong emotions, like when I'm trying to debate/argue or make a point and feel like nobody is listening to me or believes me. I feel like it just invalidates me making a strong argument and I look like a weak emotional girl instead and it pisses me off

No. 1469133

>>1468837
Looked up my first boyfriend ever who was a real piece of shit, last I had heard he went to college for electrical engineering and was an insufferable brag but now he’s a fucking waiter at a chain restaurant at nearly 30 KEK

No. 1469146

I sound like a spoiled brat but I want to go on a vacation, it's been 6 years. Even a trip to my countries' main city with my friends for a few days would be a blast, got to get to it before everything is in lockdown again. I used to hate vacations because I'm an only child and my parents don't get along kek but getting away seems nice now that I'm not a lonely teen anymore.

No. 1469170

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ES LA VACA MARIPOSA!!!
HOORAY!!!

No. 1469177

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I've seen some things in my time but this is a new low. The state of what is available in apartments amazes me, why the hell would you put a washing machine in the bedroom???
What is this? Who thinks this is okay?

No. 1469179

>>1469177
The state of the rental market is so bad where I am that it's becoming common to see listings where they've just straight up put a bed in the kitchen.

No. 1469195

anyone else get the craziest dreams when you go to bed on an empty stomach

No. 1469197

>>1469179
I saw a listing with 9 bedrooms, for something like €500 a room. You have to live with 8 other people!! That could literally just be apartments for two families. People really make the shittiest accommodation and try to squeeze money out of it. And let's not get into the scam that is airbnb, people owning or renting a bunch of housing than upselling it to rent out to others but limiting 30 days so they don't get tenant rights, when they have no license or rights to be using their "home" commercial like that. Then the ridiculous cleaning fee when you know they either don't clean it or pay some minimum wage to clean it. Some add "rooms" with not real walls to sell a bed, live in the house themselves and are weird as hell. You don't save money by sharing it's such a scam.

No. 1469200

>>1469195
I have weird ass dreams every night regardless, and occasionally nightmares or really nice dreams. But I remember them every single day, I started writing short stories about them.

No. 1469219

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>>1469170
I was looking for butterfly cows and I saw this, it's a pretty cool tattoo idea tbh.

No. 1469237

Depression hit me like a train out of nowhere. I hate fake optimistic people the most, but my only friend is basically like that and when we are talking about serious stuff instead of shitposting about Messi's ass he makes me want to rope. Fucking hate this modern time, wish we could be stuck in 2013 forever.

No. 1469238

Windows updates usually are not random, they happen on the 2nd Tuesday of each month. (Which I know now because my computer took 1.5 hours for one update today.)

No. 1469252

Walking into oncoming traffic or a train would be the worst way to kill yourself. Imagine being the conductor or driver and having to live with the fact that you unintentionally killed someone cause some dickhead couldn't be patient and wait to die, or find some other way.

No. 1469267

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The Golden Globes never recovered from this king

No. 1469280

Sleeper trains are cool but they seem pretty boring. I guess not more boring than any other train or plane though.

No. 1469284

>>1469280
I really want to ride one nonetheless tbh. I just want to pass some cool mountained whilst snuggled up in a blanket. Then again, i am not a fun person.

No. 1469286

>>1469284
Nothing wrong with that. They're probably more entertaining irl. It would be nice to watch the scenery go by, especially while having dinner.

No. 1469287

Hanging out with my younger cousin is such a good influence for me. She is the only adult in my family who isn't an alcoholic. I love spending time with her but she hates booze so I don't drink nearly as much since I moved closer to her cause I want her to think I'm cool kek. I just love her a lot.

No. 1469293

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>>1469267
Calling any moid a king is cringe tbh, Piggy Gervais is no exception.

No. 1469294

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I just came up with a diet plan for myself and I feel like a genius because it could really work for my eating habits.

No. 1469303

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I was reading an old-ish thread and saw a post from Dec 2021 saying that the Roe v. Wade overturn isn't going to happen and that all the worry about it was just fear porn.

No. 1469304

>>1469267
He is the best

No. 1469306

>>1469267
They hated him because he spoke the truth, look at how many of them turned out to be pedophiles, or accused of pedophilia, or had sexual assault allegations

No. 1469315

I want to eat a fetus, I don't know why, they look so tasty to me, like popcorn shrimp, yummy yummy.

No. 1469316

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No. 1469318

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>>1469315
that's enough lolcor for today

No. 1469331

I handed over my 12 hour shift to the next sicker and was like I'm way to get a McDonald's and they were like Mcdonalds doesn't do breakfast anymore early and I was like what they have to I got one my last night shift anyway. He was right. There were signs saying new opening hours but I had places my breakfast order on the app and a lovely Mcdonalds worker let me into the restaurant and prepared me my breakfast and kept saying it was his pleasure. Bitch I hope so cause I might pull this shit again tomorrow

No. 1469351

So now I've kinda had cars for a while and a kitten and I learned cat rules.

You can pick them up but only for a few seconds

They like to be slapped on their ass

They like bellow rubs if you move slowly as not to set off their kill the prey instincts

You can toss them onto furniture, they will land

Kittens are whiny little baby shits, mine is a menace

Everything is a toy

They only want a little bit of petting then they bite

They bite out of love but it still hurts

They want to sleep on you if they can, if not as close as possible

Cat hierarchy

Cats get jealous

No. 1469355

>>1469351
My dog really likes ass slaps too

No. 1469365

>>1469351
I always see people describing cats this way but my cats don't behave like this. The only things from your list that apply are cat hierarchy and getting jealous. They've never bitten or scratched anyone, they love being pet for forever and anywhere is fair game even belly rubs, they don't mind being handled, they sleep all night so no night zoomies, they need to be with me at all times they will literally shower with me cause they get anxious if they're in a separate room, they'll whine if I don't let them sit in my lap… They behave more like old needy dogs than cats honestly. Granted they are old (13 and 17) but I've had them for 10 years and they've always been like this. I had a friend who is scared of cats but was fine with mine because of the way they behave.

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>>1469365
Your cats sound so cute! Love when senior cats are more mellowed out, shows that they really love you because of how comfortable they are

No. 1469372

>>1469365
Wow they shower with you? Like in the water or do they just follow you into the bathroom and watch you from outside the shower?

No. 1469375

>>1469177
All my uni friends looking for places in Zagreb absolutely went through hell, it's so hard to find a decent place

No. 1469380

>>1469372
They'll follow me into the bathroom and watch but sometimes one of them will come and play with the running water. It's cute cause then she'll leave little wet pawprints everywhere. Less cute when she uses the litterbox with wet paws…..

No. 1469384

GOOD MORNIN'

No. 1469390

every time i've ever mentioned the fact that i have been experiencing straight up premonitions/ dreams coming true/ clairvoyance etc on lolcow i get called schizo. which is fine cuz like we are all anon who cares i probably sound full of shit and nonnies love to call each other schizos. but i am not schizo posting!!! don't have psychosis or hear voices, i'm a lil autistic but i'm self aware lol. like i keep a dream journal as physical evidence and shit just keeps manifesting into my future, it's mundane stuff but it's pretty uncanny ever since i've picked up on it. and i'm someone who always used to experience a lot of deja vu so i think it was always dormant within me? how do you explain away dreaming about an old acquaintance months before they come back into your life and they end up meaning a lot to you when before they were literally never on your mind? and i've had gut feelings to avoid things that have saved me before in situations where going somewhere would have gotten me hurt or been otherwise negative.

idk it's fine i have no use for my stupid power, it's about as useful as a party trick. maybe one day i can assemble a team like the xmen but it would prob be more like mystery men

No. 1469391

Sometimes when I'm being a bitch on my period I think I should wear a bib like one of those service animals alerting everyone to my condition

No. 1469397

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My baseball hat keeps me safe

No. 1469398

>>1469390
Cool can you manifest me some cash next nonniekins

No. 1469406

My cat was sleeping beside me when I opened a bottle of pop and I accidentally dropped the lid on him and the only thing that happened was he started purring for 10 seconds before falling asleep again

No. 1469428

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>>1469391
Kek that's a great idea

No. 1469506

>>1468975
I wish the Misha one would actually go back into production again, I fine with the one I'm using right now too but Misha smelled nicer and lighter.

No. 1469530

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>>1467713
she was right all along………

No. 1469534

>>1468351
Doctor Phil

No. 1469538

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>>1469089
remember when the powerpuff girls pretty much predicted the bronies

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No. 1469543

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who watched this movie? I watched a recap of it and it's the average, Robo doll, Robo doll gets attached to child, child get brainwashed by robo doll, Doll kills people who fucks with child/owners, robo doll really was bad all along and goes vogue!! nothing special. I can't help but think of all the gross weirdos like Shayna who may try to "sexualize" this creepy doll. Or some weird shit

No. 1469546

>>1468410
Then you are beautiful nonny

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>>1469538
he was also based on Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons. I always thought it was weird that neckbeards IRL are fully aware of what their stereotype looks like, and still choose to look this way

No. 1469554

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It's so cold and my grandmother doesn't want to close the door, I'm freezing in here

No. 1469555

i think /int/ should be reopened

No. 1469568

>>1469543
Looks like turbo autist zoomer TikTok

No. 1469570

Can I talk about tits for a minute. My boobs are what I hide the most around my bf. And I think I finally realised why I've got like dysmorphia around boobs. When I was growing up it was the style to have your boobs in push up bras and they were always high up the chest and raised and these days style has changed and our boobs are allowed to hang where God intended but i still think my boobs aren't right when I'm looking at them because they're not sitting up nipples sky high idk does anyone know what I mean. I even remember young kendall jenner asking kris jenner in kuwtk why her boobs sit lower than her boob job older sisters and she blamed her mum saying it was jenner genes.

No. 1469576

I basically gave up on hinge because it's so fucking hard to carry a conversation but here I am flirting with a girl and we seem to be the same level of stupid crazy and the conversation is flowing so naturally. I can't believe it. I hope maybe we can meet up, I wanna hold her hand.

No. 1469577

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>>1469554
Come snuggle with me nona. We can have hot cocoa and watch movies together under the blankets!

No. 1469578

>>1469570
Millennial here, I have the same thing! In high school we all had push-up bras, to the point where our nips are almost popping out of the top of the cup. I'm also still getting used to the idea of bralettes and bras without tons of reshaping and padding, I feel so weird just letting them 'hang' free and I'm worried it looks gross lol. This actually makes me feel less alone

No. 1469580

>>1469577
ooh is there any extra room for me? I'll bring snacks

No. 1469582

>>1469580
There is always room for you

No. 1469585

>>1469578
Yes! We are not alone I feel like kendall was expressing something a lot of growing women feel. Plus her sisters are modified so she wouldn't just see it in the media but at home too. Seeing selena gomez at the golden gloves and someone pointed out because she doesn't have a necklace it makes the whole region look long and her boobs appear to be hanging low but selena has always had nice boobs. Much to think about it

No. 1469588

>>1469576
Here as in LC?

No. 1469592

>>1469577
>>1469580
I made lemon pound cake last night, I'll bring it too

No. 1469594

>>1469570
I has tiny tits for a while, only girls smaller than me were flat as a board, meanwhile some girls were full Cs and Ds and we were all 10 years old. Puberty gave me a certified A. So they were small and perky. I was used to it. Then second puberty, went up to a large B small C cup. You know how they are different sizes, the small one was as big as the big one and the big one was even bigger. The perk started to fade and gravity took over. I mean they still some perkiness but it's true they hang and I don't like it. I blame activities without a bra on shaking them up, but I swear by being flexible and strong upper body and massaging them daily, pushing the fat sacks up. It works, they keep their shape.

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>>1469577
Me too please

No. 1469619

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Moid spam below, nonnies

No. 1469635

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>>1469398
good idea tbh i need to be doing less worrying about if my dreams about my stupid ass crush are going to become premonitions and more manifesting cold hard cash for my broke ass

maybe i should replace the sonic totem as resident oracle. MAY ALL NONNIES COME INTO WEALTH AND PROSPERITY AND MAY ALL MOIDS SUFFER KARMICALLY AMEN.

No. 1469639

>>1469576
NEVERMIND she's edgy as fuck. I'm kind of into it but kind of not. sigh back to the drawing board ladies.

No. 1469640

>>1469635
samefag but omg i didn't even know there was moid spam happening when i said this i guess my intuitive hatred of them is just that sharp! in which case BUMP and may they suffer tenfold

No. 1469644

confession: i have never worn a bra

No. 1469680

Sniffed my toilet paper after wiping my pusys with it and thought "hm, that's weird".

No. 1469681

>>1469680
Weird because smells different, or because you sniffed in the first place?

No. 1469683

>>1469681
Weird because it smelled different. I can't remember exactly how it was because this was in the middle of the night and I was half asleep while doing it.

No. 1469690

I told my group chat I smelled bad, and they freaked out about it and telling me to shower asap (which i did because i don’t like being smelly). So self awareness is cool and all but realising you smell like BO isn’t? Get outta here. It’s like they didn’t know what to do with the information but they did know they have to react kek. Anyway i don’t know why i smelled so bad, i showered and put my standard deodorant on like always.

No. 1469697

>>1469570
Can't relate at all, I tried an actual bra on for the first time in my life a few weeks ago and my boobs being so high up looked flat out wrong, I was so weirded out by it.

No. 1469719

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>>1469315
I like like have these gummies from time to time and your post reminded me of them. I want some now.

No. 1469753

i stopped shaving my pubes bc it's winter and i'm not sexually active and i just kinda do lazy trimming and bikini line sometimes. i used to be scared to not shave because i thought having hair itched but when i stopped i realized it was all the nasty razor burn and ingrowns that were what was irritating me. and now when i catch myself in the mirror nude i feel way better confidence wise weirdly? unexpectedly? like i just feel really like natural and cute (helps that i am also more in shape now lol) idk i like the lil bush a lot i think it makes me cuter! if a man ever has a problem with it i will tell him beggars can't be choosers!

No. 1469783

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Those psycho AIbros know who to fuck with for sure
>don't worry we are just using free music aha
Kek you better, you know those labels and beatmakers will fuck you up good

No. 1469784

I've been following some threads since 2017 so far from a newfag but I still don't understand the distinction between /pt/ and /snow/. Who is /pt/ for? Is /pt/ some kinda hall of fame? And if so, why is Shayna on /snow/?

No. 1469787

>>1469719
I miss these. I use to down taquitos, coffee and mandonadas all the time now my gut isn't what it use to be and everything fucks it up

No. 1469789

>>1469784
Yeah, /pt is for legacy cows, shayna is relatively new

No. 1469790

>>1469570
Yes pls. So many moids and women have a fucked up perception of what boobs look like due to the fact so many girls start wearing push up bras in middle school. When I become a nurse I started seeing what boobs actually look like for most women and understood mine instead of the 10% body fat with large perky triple Ds that always get pushed

No. 1469836

>>1469783
Nah, they'll start using copyrighted music anonymously and record labels will cope and seethe but deal with it like they do with piracy.

No. 1469939

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The low-effort shoops the scrote is spamming in the shay thread are making me ugly laugh and I'm not even ashamed.

No. 1470058

I saw Nikocado's butthole again on /meta/ and physically shivered.

No. 1470079

Some anon just posted a photo of her titties in the celebricows thread because of an infight over whether Marina and the Diamond's tits are real or not fucking KEK

No. 1470093

>>1470079
there is so much nuclear autism concentrated on that thread

No. 1470113

i got banned and this is the only place i come to talk to anybody and it feels fucking bad. i'm so annoying.

No. 1470115

>>1470079
celebricows threads are really the craziest on the whole site atm

No. 1470146

>>1470079
lmao everyone has been sperging in the thread about Marina's boobs for the last 3 hours, unhinged

No. 1470188

>>1468800
Proving this anon right >>1470079

No. 1470192

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>>1469076
I work at a Target so we have pics and statues of them everywhere, I always pat them on the snout when I walk past. The old cash register system that Target used had this hilarious, ugly MS paint drawing of Bullseye the dog as the standby screen when the registers were shut down for the night, it's so janky and I loved it so much. I can't believe a multi billion dollar corporation had such a shit piece of art on every register in the country and I'm sad they got rid of it in the update.

No. 1470196

I need to make non normie friends irl. Normies are so weirded out by things that are even slightly strange and hanging with them is fine I guess but I want a fucking weirdo to hang out with. I wanna laugh at sonic inflation mpreg art together and watch youtube poops from 2008

No. 1470200

I haven't slept in my bed in days. My back hurts and is stiff.

No. 1470206

Just gonna manifest here don't mind me

Everything always works out for me
I don't chase, I attract
What belongs to me will simply find me
I deserve everything good

The transfer was sent through
The transfer was sent through
The transfer was sent through
The transfer was sent through
The transfer was sent through

I have a good job and a nice home
I have a good job and a nice home
I have a good job and a nice home
I have a good job and a nice home
I have a good job and a nice home

No. 1470209

>>1470196
same, anon…..need a weird TERF bff with an autistic sense of humor but none of the annoying parts of autism. sigh.

No. 1470211

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>>1470206
PLEASE UNIVERSE HEED NONA'S CALL

No. 1470269

i've really enjoyed some visual novels i've played but i kinda struggle to start playing new ones knowing that with many VNs it'll take hours of gameplay to get to the interesting bits tbh. starting steins;gate rn which i think i'll like based on how highly praised it is, but one of the steam reviews (which was a very positive review btw) straight up said "you'll be bored for a while because the action only starts halfway through" kek

No. 1470272

>>1470206
Why don't you just use the manifestation thread on /g/ for that?

No. 1470286

I went to a figure drawing session with a live model today. The guy was skinny with hint of muscle so it was perfect for drawing shadows and practicing anatomy. But nonnies what caught me off guard is that his dick was so long it was almost comical he kept sitting on it by accident and having to place it back in position (several hours of same pose, so breaks and reassuming the exact position) and trying to not let it drag on the blankets and pillows he was seated on. Kek he was so small and skrawy and noodley but his dick was comically large and halfway down his thighs. He was posed in front of some older guy and the guy painted it in detail. I know I am being immature about it but I just wanted to kek soooo hard. That thing couldnt have been real.

No. 1470299

Natasha Lyonne played lesbians so convincingly, I really thought she was one.

No. 1470302

>>1470286
Skinny guys always have huge dicks

No. 1470303

>>1470286
Not to be a pervert but I would have sneakily stared. It would be funny if he only signed up to be a live model to show off his dick kek

No. 1470319

I wholeheartedly believe the "my nigel" meme on here came from this song. If you listen to the lyrics, it seems to use the name Nigel in a similar context to the way nonnies do on here

No. 1470321

>>1470286
Fellow figure drawing anon and oh boy that shit is awkward. I'd rather paint old ladies with floppy hot-water-bottle-esque tits than dudes with long dicks. Once we had a male model who was completely hairless, it was so fucking odd.

No. 1470331

>old ladies with floppy hot-water-bottle-esque tits

No. 1470332

>>1470286
>He was posed in front of some older guy and the guy painted it in detail
I love that for him lmao. Figure drawing sounds awkward as hell. I'd be so nervous if i was there. This unfortunately reminded me of a story jaboody dubs told on his live stream where the model had a leaky dick.

No. 1470337

I refuse to ever take a shower with anyone. It just sounds so awkward, and I don't want to ever have to wash my ass or back in front of another person.

No. 1470354

>>1470319
hello fellow XTCanon, I thought the same thing when i first came here lol. Also, idk if you're a fan of their other music but if you are what's your favorite album of theirs? i'm a huge fan of theirs, they're one of if not my favorite band, just got to see their drummer terry chambers perform a couple months ago and it was great

No. 1470356

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Rip annual lolcow awards What are the top 2022 moments in your opinion?

No. 1470360

>>1470286
im amazed there are guys that can keep their dicks from getting hard while sitting in a room naked and surrounded by people tbh
i guess at the same time it self-selects to keep the exhibitionists out though lol

No. 1470365

>>1470332
Omfg do you have a link to that or is it on youtube or something? I want to laugh at the horror kek

No. 1470366

>>1470360
this makes me wonder what would happen if they got erect? Like, don't sometimes men just get randomly erect from like idk a breeze in the room or something? Does it cause a time out when that happens kek I'm so curious

No. 1470368

>>1470366
There are strict rules for figure models, and that's one of them. If you get aroused, you're kicked out. Hell, men had to pose as women back in the Middle Ages and Renaissance, since women weren't allowed to pose nude for artists. But yeah there are a whole bunch of rules figure models have to follow.

No. 1470370

>>1460310
Is it bad form to bump a two year old thread with new content about a cow who’s been wiling out again

No. 1470374

>>1470354
I like them but haven't listened to much! Got into them from the song senses working overtime, which I love. Any recs?

No. 1470378

>>1470370
You might get bitched at a bit but I don't think it's against the rules if you have new milk. Go for it, I love seeing old threads get bumped with new milk

No. 1470398

>>1470370
That’s literally what bumping is for nonna, go for it! New milk is always welcome

No. 1470399

>>1470286
>>1470321
Keked at both thank you anons. Makes me want to attend a class (also for better practice)

No. 1470428

I'm gonna miss seeing Crash Bandicoot when this thread expires

No. 1470436

>>1470360
I think it's probably hard to even willfully get an erection when they're focusing on holding a pose for so long.

No. 1470449

Can a kind nona please contribute Crash Bandicoot material for the next thread pic? We need to keep >>1470428 happy, her well-being is important.

No. 1470460

>>1470449
I care for her well being, and she can't be coddled. She has to learn to let go.

No. 1470471

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No. 1470502

Reminds me of when I used to buy weed from my old dealer and I'd climb up into his shitty house to his attic and he had crash bandicoot on the tv and we got super fucking high and realized we were just staring at the intro scene listening to the music for like an hour straight

No. 1470509

I will feel restless at home and want to go for a walk or a cafe around people and then I will feel anxious with people around. I want a relationship so I can bond with a best friend who is always there and then I can't wait to get out of it. I work hard at goals to feel some sort of accomplishment and then I wonder why I even do it besides enjoyment if I can't get anywhere with it or no one cares about my achievement. I want to see new places but then I feel lost and alone there, with no one to talk to. I want to meet people and talk but then I don't like anyone I meet because they annoy me, either they talk too much, are too ignorant and dumb, or too messy. I want someone rich to take care of me so I never have to worry as long as I don't have to commit to them for a lifetime, and have my own opportunities, but then I flake because I feel they have too much power of me.

I always have one foot in the door and one foot out. What is wrong with me, like I know the reality of life but I keep hoping for a fantasy.

No. 1470510

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No. 1470511

>>1470332
I would’ve painted only the dick.

No. 1470521


No. 1470718

>>1470374
Honestly I love all of their albums, they have a really diverse discography so depending on what you're looking for they probably have something for you. If you like angular and energetic post punk try their earlier works (I recommend english settlement or dark sea), and if you like lush tracks with dense instrumentation and more of an almost sort of baroque pop style head for their later works (definitely try skylarking).

No. 1470834

>>1470286
this is making me laugh out loud so hard nona kek. I wish I could have been there. Also he sounds hot

No. 1470900

>>1470840
XTC - Making Plans For Nigel from their seminal 1979 post-punk album Drums and Wires

No. 1480962

>>1469005
>I hear
kek



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