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No. 1414378

A confession, whether it is insignificant or not. We'll be there for you. Barring trannies and their ilk, of course.
Previous sins: >>>/ot/1387246

No. 1414399

i just picked my nose

No. 1414409


No. 1414437

Today I pulled the "my mom just died" card to get out of going to church with my in-laws.

No. 1414440

>>1414437
you can actually use this multiple times. you just have to claim you're manifesting if anyone calls you on it

No. 1414485

I really enjoy baiting pompous, pseudointellectual moids into internet arguments by using everything in the "bad faith argument" playbook. It doesn't matter how stupid I look; by responding to me they have already lost.

No. 1414488

>>1414485
how does it work?

No. 1414492

When I eat some basic ass meal like oatmeal or bread, I start pretending that I'm a poor peasant girl. But when I eat a hearty stew I'm a queen feasting while the people of my country starve and freeze to death. I like to imagine things.

No. 1414501

I generally find that a majority of younger kids are really adorable but whenever I see male children I can't help but to think about how likely it is that he's going to be a horrendous piece of shit when he gets older

No. 1414508

>>1414488
Depends on my mood. Sometimes I point out logic or factual errors they've made, sometimes I quibble about semantics, sometimes I sarcastically agree with them but totally misquote their argument to imply something even stupider for shits and giggles. The thing is, they're so high on their own farts that anything other than reverent agreement will piss them off - you don't even have to be particularly coherent as long as you don't directly agree with them or give them an easy target to take down. I used to waste time writing thoughtful counterarguments only to get dogpiled by other, insecure scrotes who invariably flock to these types like flies to shit for daring to disagree with their idols. Eventually I gave up on arguing 'correctly' and decided to just grief them instead and it is so much more rewarding.

No. 1414509

>>1414501
>me when i hangout with my 9yr old brother
I try so hard but hes no doubt a rich lacrosse Chad in the making.

No. 1414553

I judge friends who date “bisexual” men so hard. Why are you HAVING CHILDREN with a man who openly declares he thinks every hole is a goal? “That’s not what bisexuality is” yeah, for women.
SHITDICK’ISM is a type of terrorism targeting the women of the world. Loving mothers on respirators, dying of aids all alone, no blooming flowers or gifts beside their lone beds. All because her husband wanted to dunk his dick in the prolapsed asshole of a barely legal manwhore who feeds himself exclusively on a diet of gas station sushi. Are you going to let the same dick that touched MALE FEACES in your vagina, your literal life-giving holy temple? You’re going to be digging squirming maggots out of there in two weeks.
Dignity is a war you wage, a path you walk. It’s the decisions you make. Winning the hearts of people doesn’t mean anything when they don’t respect you- we love lambs and slaughter them at the same time. Staying clear from SHITDICKS and their VILE FILTH is a stepping stone in that path as an eligible bachelorette in the modern age.

No. 1414572

>>1414553
I agree completely, bisexual men are just gay men but slimier and trickier. It's not bigotry to avoid them it's just common sense

No. 1414576

>>1414553
I only know a couple of bisexual men but I can see why they get girls. They're disarming at first because they seem gay/effeminate, so if they have confidence and charm it's super easy for them to get friendly with women. I'm awkward and wary of men in general but I was way more comfortable around them (mutual lack of interest but still I saw the appeal).

No. 1414583

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No. 1414588

>>1414553
When I was 18 I didn't yet realize why everybody should stay away from bi moids since I'm bi too. But let me just say, NEVER date them. My ex would write fanfic about me having a penis. Shit is traumatizing to find out your man constantly thinks about you growing a fucking penis

No. 1414596

I get way too horny during the week that I’m fertile. Just smelling my husbands sweat makes my right ovary cringe

No. 1414597

Noone in my family is on any social media except our countries equivalent of facebook, so I pass jokes I read online off as my own. My mom likes tumblr humour the best.

No. 1414667

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the male body interests me more so then it turns me on. I'm not going to lie, when I see an attractive scrote whose PEAK to my attraction this is how I see him (not the outfit). Fat or super buff.

No. 1414679

>>1414553
Nonna you're so right.

No. 1414691

>>1414667
i fully agree. i am very attracted to the male body but i dont want to have sex with it. idk what this sexuality is.

No. 1414717

I acknowledge this is incredibly petty of me but I can't help but cringe at furry artists drawing their fursonas insanely good proportioned and athletic, basically opposite of their real life bodies. Yeah I get it's just a roleplay and shit and if you can make yourself look good in your imagination then go for it I guess. It just bothers me. What I imagined to be a fit cool androgynous person turned out to be the world's most doughy plain girl you've ever seen. Double sad that her fursona has flat chest and some variation of a dick, while the artist is of course a lesbian.

No. 1414718

>>1414667
>>1414691
You just sound like straight women with intimacy issues and/or problems with men.

No. 1414764

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I don't play genshin impact and I would never start that game (even as a degenerate weeb myself), but I think this stupid dog looking bitch is so cute. Honestly I am already pretty cringe all around so I'm not gonna admit to likin this weird little freak on any of my social media but man… I think I'm a furfag or somethin. Should probably go to the shrink…

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>>1414764
i normally hate female gazey male characters but damn, the genshit guys are so goddam hot. I love the tummy on this slut.

No. 1414802

>>1414775
There's a lot to unpack here

No. 1414810

>>1414802
go ahead, try

No. 1414825


No. 1414861

>>1414825
he literally has pecs kek

No. 1414888

>>1414887
its a cartoon

No. 1414903

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>>1414899
that guy is not a shota though. I am sorry i am not into disgusting roided manwha guys who look like pic rel, i just prefeer twinks.

No. 1414908

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I want to fuck my Sim so bad, every time I play with him I get the heartbeat in my cooch sensation.

No. 1414910

>>1414718
idk about other anon but im attracted to womens bodies and have sex with them too. i dont enjoy typical sex with men, but i dont feel like i am a lesbian.

No. 1414912

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No. 1414914

>>1414912
Him too

No. 1414915

>>1414911
Whatever you say insecure-chan

No. 1414917

>>1414915
strange response to someone saying it's weird to want to fuck a 16-year-old cartoon

No. 1414918

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I only recently learned that sage comes from sageru/下げる despite using image boards for more than 10 years. All this time I've read it as seij and have never questioned the origins before.

>>1414887

Go back to twitter

No. 1414923

>>1414918
>that leash
No way people can own capybaras as pets? Where do i get one, i want 20 please

No. 1414925

>>1414908
>>1414912
Kek they both have the same hair my crush had a year ago. It's a hot hairstyle

No. 1414929

>>1414553
Kek everyone here has agreed with this for years. Bi men are absolute sex addict degenerates

>>1414588
I remember you writing this the other day or so in another thread lmao

No. 1414932

>>1414918
I had no idea either. Thanks for bringing sageru to our attention!

No. 1414991

>>1414888
>>1414918
still condoning cp, whether real or fictional. you're no better than moids who do

No. 1415028

>>1414912
Kek anon

No. 1415037

>>1414887
so are half the husbandos on this site kek
>>1414991
who said anything about porn?

No. 1415085

I think Kanel Joseph is hot but he's probably misogynistic as fuck.

No. 1415113

since reading feminist literature i almost became asexual and don't like wearing tight fit or short clothes in public anymore. i know it's just clothes but scrotes' stare and sexuality disgusts me.

No. 1415135

>>1415113
Same, except it was since I started puberty

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>>1414775
superior underage husbando

No. 1415160

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having greasy hair will ruin my mood for the entirety of however long it lasts while having freshly washed hair feels like picrel

No. 1415162

>>1414553
You are not only completely right but a poet as well

No. 1415165

>>1415160
My nappy headed ass will never know what this feels like

No. 1415170

>>1414553
Can I hug you

No. 1415196

>>1414553
>SHITDICK’ISM is a type of terrorism targeting the women of the world
kek

No. 1415219

>>1415165
apply a bucket of conditioner and shine nonna

No. 1415236

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I love my bf deeply and he's genuinely the sweetest guy I know, but I just cannot help thinking a guy I used to work with and fantasizing about being in a relationship with him. Pic unrelated, I just love vintage Japanese ads

No. 1415252

>>1415236
I'm in the same position anon, I love my boyfriend so much but sometimes think about a guy I nearly had a relationship with. We don't talk anymore and being with him would've been awful but he looked like a hotter young Julian Casablancas. I mainly wonder what it would've been like to be intimate with him

No. 1415264

>>1413605
why don't you talk to them in spanish or portuguese?

No. 1415300

i think everyone else is as obsessed with the us as i am, im just the only one that admits it

No. 1415312

>>1415300
the US is fascinating to me too, how the fuck do you manage to have 3000+ serial killers in such a short span of time. England has like 200.

No. 1415321

I'm confused about my sexuality. I like the male body, I think I could be attracted to the type of attractive men you see in classical paitings. But real life moids are so fucking ugly. The beard, the fat, the weird body hair, the stink, the dope expression most of them have… plus they act like apes. Apes that also kinda look like frogs. I literally cringe at the thought of me having sex with someone that looks like that. I like the male body but I have never been sexually attracted by anyone.
I'm neutral when it comes to girls. I'm not sexually attracted to them but I can tell when a woman is beautiful (to my tastes at least).
So I don't know. Maybe I'm just deluded and I want too much. But I also feel wrong somehow.

No. 1415323

>>1415321
I just realized some other anons said the same things above… sorry

No. 1415327

>>1415321
I feel the same but i have felt attraction towards men in movies/some youtubers. But every single moid i have encountered in the wild has been ugly.

No. 1415432

>>1415321
I'm not inexperienced, I slept around when I was younger and then I've had 2 long term relationships but I've been single for a while now and I'm feeling like this. Looking back I wasn't attracted to my partners. I've a healthy sex drive which helped but I can't say they sparked much in me. I was using people as an outlet without really feeling true attraction in the moment. But I never questioned it. I thought it was normal att. Its strange to be years into being sexually active and have that realisation hit you. That something was always missing.

The older I get the less I'm able to just have sex without that genuine attraction. I'm getting older.. so my dating pool of men is getting older. The average man my age looks like shit. I developed a crush on a celeb in the last couple years and I feel dumb but I'm like.. oh this is attraction. Finding that in person seems unlikely. Its like this one in a million thing. I know alot of younger women are adding labels to that sort of thing now, treating it like a form of asexuality-lite but I really think men just don't look after themselves and then we're taught to overlook attraction because 'but hes nice' As if there's something wrong with a woman wanting and expecting both in a partner.

Overlooking attraction was my default before.. never worked out well long term. No matter what high drive I have.. you end up up having some uggo scrote take it out on you that you don't go nuts for him anymore. My guy, I never went nuts for you in the first place if I'm being honest.

No. 1415718

I haven't seen a doctor or done anything medical other than my vaccines in over 15 years. I'm almost 30 and I've never seen a gyno. I don't have health insurance and I don't really have any desire to see a doctor. If I'm sick I will just accept death.

No. 1415748

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I would wear this shirt. And I hate because it's shameful to put on make up like DV victim. Esp when you're doing it at a concert for moid artists

No. 1415789

I was badly constipated and had to dig poop out of my ass. My asshole hurts and my finger wont stop smelling no matter how much I wash. I need to stop eating junk food.

No. 1415812

>>1415748
It’s been like 10 years since I’ve seen this image, thank you.

No. 1415834

Andrew Tate gave me baldphobia. Now I get triggered when I see bald men and have to get them out of my sight.

No. 1415839

>>1415834
women go bald and they become bad bitches, men go bald and they develop and inferiority complex.

No. 1415845

I played Sengoku Rance for like 200h and enjoyed it.

>>1415718
That too. I didn't have any colds the last 15 or so years and no pains though so I never saw the point of going. But I got the covid vaccines as well.

No. 1415854

>>1415748
Me and WHO

No. 1415868

My best friend's younger brother picked me up and drove me home when I was hours away from town for work, one thing lead to another mid conversation on the journey and I ended up having some of the best sex of my life in his car. I don't know how to tell my best friend or even face her properly. I'm never visiting her house again unless I know he's not home.

No. 1415870

>>1414775
Based and same

No. 1415872

>>1415845
>Sengoku Rance
Truly braindamaged

No. 1415876

>>1414553
I read all of this in Chris Fleming's voice

No. 1415877

>>1415868
na fuck that, I think you’d be cute together.

No. 1415880

>>1415834
I’m like 99% sure he’s autistic, his cadence is so strange and inhuman like he’s been hit on the head as a child or has some sort of acute brain abnormality. It’s not just because he’s some ungodly amalgamation of bonglish and Romanian, he triggers my innate biological instinct to detect retards.

No. 1415893

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She's cute and interesting in a dumb way, I don't hate her I used to dislike her but can't remember why. Regardless I think she's cute as well as the black girl whose name I can't remember from /w/ you all know the one. Yes she's chubby and badly dressed. But not ugly

No. 1415895

I once threw my back out whilst doing a very big poo.

>>1415789
I mean, who hasn’t been there in the year of our lord, 2022

No. 1415896

>>1415789
i once shat so badly (after not doing so for 8 days) i very nearly fainted. It's okay, we've been there

No. 1415899

My sun sign is a Gemini but if I'm honest, I don't really like other people with my sign and usually find them annoying. I'm not saying I'm not annoying myself, just that I haven't clicked too well with people who share my sun sign. This is so retarded kek I know

No. 1415904

>>1415877
I don’t know, I just don’t want this to affect my friendship with her.

No. 1415934

>>1415899
I'm a gemini and I love all geminis. I love you

No. 1415945

I framed my mum’s dog for eating the last of the crumpets by putting the empty packaging on the floor and letting him carry it off to sniff and lick. It worked perfectly.

No. 1415961

I constantly have intrusive thoughts that i'll get banned and it'll say something like-
>You need to take a mental health break
as the reasoning

No. 1415970

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>>1415934
You are so sweet anon! I'm sure we'd get along well.

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No. 1416004

>>1415961
I like it when the one on /ot/ calls me a retard. tbh I kind of have a crush on her.

No. 1416010

>>1416004
sometimes I feel shadowbanned from lolcow and life tbh

No. 1416017

I told my boyfriend I'm working on my portfolio but I've been playing disco elysium in the dark for 2 hours

No. 1416036

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i went on an hour long walk back from the city. i did not eat or drink anything because i wanted to save money and eat healthy. got really hungry around halfway back and saw somebody's uber eats order. the bag looked worn and i went to check it. the date was last night. it was the next morning. i went through it quickly and picked out the donuts. walked away fast and ate them on the way back home.

No. 1416076

>>1416036
>saw somebody's uber eats order
was it just lying on the bench or what

No. 1416079

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i took a long nap last night after a drive from the city. I did not eat or drink anything because I've been saving money and want to eat healthy. Got really tired as soon as I got into the house but I ordered Uber Eats.I fell asleep and woke up the next morning. I ran downstairs and I saw the bag it looked worn and I check it. I quickly saw that 5 of my donuts were gone and I'm still crying and depressed about it.
>>1416036

No. 1416084


No. 1416103

>>1416076
>>1416079
lmao it was left on their porch and the house's porch was one step away from the sidewalk.

No. 1416107

>>1415748
These shirts are so cool actually I love them.

>>1415854
Me and you.

No. 1416120

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I think my ex’s ex is a closeted BPDchan and the craziness he experienced with her ruined our relationship because I wasn’t pulling insane shit on him and it ironically freaked him out

No. 1416216

I really dislike how autism, especially in women, is now defined by liking squishmallows and being a fat genderqueer. I'm a "normal" girl with "normal" interests, I just am extremely sensitive and have a bunch of other autism traits. I was diagnosed, but I really dislike the diagnosis. I don't have it all of the time. It mainly becomes noticeable when I didn't sleep or eat right. I have IBS but I can go weeks without symptoms. Then it can be triggered when I don't sleep enough or get very stressed, which causes me to act really autistic due to not meeting my body's needs. I use my diagnosis sometimes to explain to the people close to me what I'm going through,but I always feel like explaining that it isn't something constant and it is triggered by particular things. I feel like this clashes with the notion that autism is something permanent you are born with. But it's just reality. My sensitivity isn't permanent. I grew up in an abusive household which has left me with a lot of trauma. My "autism" is most severe when at home, but it basically disappears when I'm in a safe environment and again only flares up when triggered. The diagnosis honestly made me feel ignored. I got treatment but it always ignored my household and mainly focused on what was wrong with me. My behaviour was simply a response to my environment. They're symptoms of extreme stress and sensitivity due to being forced to be overly aware.

No. 1416225

>>1416216
doctors make mistakes sometimes.

No. 1416243

>>1416120
Anytime men claim their ex was a certain way it's 90% of a time a lie, it's usually either to manipulate you, be controlling, beg for sympathy or neg you by claiming their ex was a model with a hentai body or something stupid and unrealistic

No. 1416245

>>1416216
You might just have CPTSD. There’s a surprising amount of overlap especially if you haven’t gotten actual trauma focused treatment. If it was the ‘tism you would still see a lot of symptoms even when you’re not triggered.

No. 1416252

>>1416243
He never said anything bad about her though. He just talked about certain experiences like they were normal when they definitely weren’t. There were other behaviors that weirded me out too.

No. 1416290

>>1416245
I was always pretty sure of it, but it was so difficult to get help with it…

No. 1416292

>>1416245
You have no idea what C-PTSD is.

No. 1416295

>>1416292
Then explain it to me cunt

No. 1416296

>>1416292
Here we go again, the resident psychology autist is here to correct us all

No. 1416304

>>1416292
What is it if it's not something caused by traumatic situations

No. 1416308

>>1416296
You have the wrong nona. Maybe you should log off and take a break.

>>1416304
What do sensitivities have to do with trauma and PTSD of any sort?

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No. 1416367

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I'm tired of denying my love for 2000s kawaii goffik emo styles. I'm nearing 30 and finally dressing how my 12 year old weeb poorfag self wished she could have dressed, if only she had the money and confidence to do so. I REFUSE TO DENY HER ANY LONGER!!!

No. 1416395

I had an injury that coincided with really good news. The injury is similar to something that happened to my youngest sister while she was under my care when I was about 11. I panicked for my own sake and put off saying anything and my hesitation led to her not healing properly. It's not anything that would impact her life but I always felt guilty for it because I've never confessed this to anyone. It has shaken me up in a weird way.

No. 1416400

>>1416395
What happened to your sister, anon?

No. 1416426

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>>1416367
same nonnie, every word you said is true for myself as well. live your emo dream!!!

No. 1416448

I'm Australian and while I get the importance of Aboriginal cultural and language (what we have left at least) especially as so much is lost but honestly so many of the words just sounds, for lack of a better word bogan.

Even the slang like "Mob"(family,clan ect) and "deadly".

No. 1416455

My husbando is canonically 14 and i love him regardless of that, moralfags can suck my toes.

No. 1416628

>>1416367
I like dressing emo too, sometimes I get scared I look too juvenile but I do not, I look cool

No. 1416633

>>1416367
This is one of the greatest part of adulthood, I've been indulging in all the goth and edgy shit I wouldn't even dare to fantasize having as a teen.

No. 1416647

It’s repulsive when males do baby talk. It always comes across as ingenuine and forced. It seems almost ideological, like the Try Guys/John Mulaney type of guy. Pretending to be soft and liberal leaning to disarm women. It’s just riveting to me, like larvae. Physically repulsive. We get it, you’re not like other guys. Im still not going to let you hit though.
Seriously, there must be a different tolerable way for a male to show he likes children and small animals. Just gift the expecting parents diapers, no need to goo-goo ga-ga like a fucking queer. It’s not cute, you’re getting voice cracks. The voice is quite spooky actually, ironically ends up
making the babies cry.
Tldr faux maternality is a major turn-off. Go get a fucking job, scrote. Posting this in the confessions thread because people get irrationally mad when you voice this. No, I don’t hate love and family values and everything sugary sweet in life. You’re just fucking repulsive.

No. 1416683

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No. 1416689

My BF is in a game group chat and he showed me a meme, and it was one of those shitty grainy Nicki Minaj gay meme and peaches or something and sure enough I look at the profile of who sent it (in front of him i wasnt being a sneaky psycho) its some bitch with her boobs out the only girl in the group and she's jzut sitting in it probably sucking in all that male attention but like why am I blaming her? I don't like her I'm jealous of her and I hope she dies I'm not gonna tell my BF to leave that group but I hope he does. Thot!!!

No. 1416690

>>1416689
Samefag Ugh I know I've got internalized misogyny from hell.

No. 1416700

>>1416689
I hope your boyfriend gets in a tramway accident and spends the rest of his life as a quadruple amputee(calm down spaz)

No. 1416752

I posted an anonymous review of the now-deceased owner of a dance studio who gave me severe body image issues and made me give up dance altogether because she ruined it for me. So many other girls who she traumatized have saved face over the years and posted social media posts about what an "amazing woman" she was but I sincerely hope she burns in hell and has her carcass devoured by worms or whatever. She was a total witch (which is an insult to witches honestly) and I'm just one of hundreds of girls who she gave extreme complexes to and made dance a chore for. If it wasn't for that piece of shit I would have danced professionally but she had to do her best to ruin my life which I've never fucking understood because I was like 8 years old when I met her wrinkly ass and was the best among the girls there. I will never understand why the fuck she hated me so much.

No. 1416757

>>1416752
Samefag but I really struggled to hold it in regarding the truth about how she treated us. All of the girls I danced with speak fondly about her publicly and I don't fucking understand why they need to lie. Just don't say anything at all!!!! She was an evil narcissistic freak who was lucky she was born in the 1920s or else she never would have become a professional ballerina if she was held to today's standards.

No. 1416759

I don't like it when sims sometimes just randomly make eye contact with the camera in the sims 2 so every time I see a sim doing that I use the smite interaction on the FFS lot debugger to get that sim struck by lightning as a punishment for its insolence towards its Goddess.

No. 1416771

>>1416764
No I'm 22

No. 1416772

>>1416771
embarrassing.

No. 1416782

My confession is I don't give a flying fuck about my bf's family. I wish he was an orphan. I know his mom wants to be friends with me (she doesn't have a daughter and I'm her only son's gf) but she rubs me the wrong way. She's very high strung and she makes me uncomfortable. Again, I wish he were an orphan

No. 1416785

>>1416752
>>1416757
Oh nona, I feel you. She probably was utterly bitter herself. I admire your honesty. If you showed any incipient talent back then no doubt she mistreated you. Some people should never be around kids/be teachers.
>>1416759
Kek

No. 1416790

>>1416782
You sound mean I bet his mom is cool

No. 1416807

i just got to my college campus a bit ago and i was already running about 10 minutes late and then when i was turning a corner i accidentally clipped another car and i panicked and paused for a moment then kept driving and parked my car like 2 floors up on the roof and now i'm sitting in class panicking that i'll get in some sort of trouble because the parking garages definitely have cameras killlll me i'm so scared to go back to my car now kek i'm imagining a campus police car parked next to my car and them being like "anon we need to talk to you"…. i should've left a note but i was already in a rush and there weren't any parking spots for me to just casually pull over and write a note… i didn't see any damage on my car so i'm hoping i didn't leave any damage on theirs

No. 1416809

>>1416785
Thanks anon, I really appreciate the response. I think the old hag was bitter but she was also mad that my parents didn't have extreme wealth to donate to the studio. I knew so many girls who were not that good but treated pretty well by her generally because their parents were filthy rich and would donate a lot to the dance company. My parents were upper middle class before they got divorced but we didn't have that much to donate.
>>1416782
I can't relate to you at all anon, my family is dysfunctional as hell and my mom is MIA with severe narcissistic personality disorder so I love when I get a boyfriend and his mom is a semi-normal (non-narcissistic) person.

No. 1416812

>>1416790
You are correct on both counts

No. 1416815

>>1416807
Go back as soon as class is over and check the other car.

No. 1416816

>>1416815
i have to pass by the other car on my way out so i'm gonna check it and i guess leave a note if i see notable damage. i feel like this has to happen pretty often on college campuses but i'm still freaked out about it and nervous about getting in trouble, especially for not doing anything initially

No. 1416821

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>>1416700
lmao since when are posts like these bannable on /ot/? i hope the farmhands get in a tramway accident and spend the rest of their lives as quadruple amputees

No. 1416829

>>1416821
Alogging isn’t allowed even on OT

No. 1416832

>>1416829
it was before

No. 1416837

i hope jannie makes a yuky doody

No. 1416839

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I dont consume ''male porn'', but I enjoy the aesthetic of old porn magazines and i think the models used to be really pretty in comparison to modern porn actress

No. 1416844

>>1416832
No it wasn't. It hasn't been allowed since at least 2017, which is when /ot/ came about iirc.
>>1416839
There's no such thing as male porn or female porn, anon. It's all for males and so were the old porn magazines.

No. 1416848

>>1416844
>There's no such thing as male porn or female porn, anon. It's all for males and so were the old porn magazines.
yaoi is for women

No. 1416849

>>1416848
This is about irl porn. Stop inserting yaoi into everything.

No. 1416859

>>1416849
i wasnt refering to irl porn but to all porn, but whatever. I dont consume porn anyways i just think betty page is pretty.

No. 1416887

My favorite streamer did an unplanned stream on his alt account and it was significantly less high energy/more chill than his usual streams and I got horny listening to his "soft voice" kek

No. 1416900

>>1416887
was it Jerma

No. 1416914

>>1416900
No kek. Whenever I mention my favorite streamer, nonas always ask if it's Jerma but it never is hahaha. Maybe I'll check him out though. I know he's popular but I've just never watched him

No. 1416927

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I think I’m a recovering BPDchan but the Quiet/Discouraged subtype so no one ever fully noticed

No. 1416941

I love midday naps. I wish they were normalized for adults, too.

No. 1416954

>>1416816
when i passed the car i hit on my way out of the parking garage, the car looked like it had some slight damage tbh.
i kept driving and now i'm wracked with guilt but i've decided to take the risk and not say or do anything, mostly because i'm a non-confrontational pussy. i didn't get a long look at the damage because i panicked as soon as i saw that there was any damage at all, but i'm hoping their car was already dinged…idk… there are definitely cameras so if the person wanted to report it they could and i'd probably get caught. i guess we'll see.

No. 1416977

I secretly fantasize about charming and marrying a streamer I enjoy because I memed myself into falling for the parasocial relationship trap. But I know it will never happen because I am plain and awkward, but in my mind I want to imagine I am this sexy, mysterious femme fatale.

No. 1416994

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I would like to listen to a BL drama CD with Makoto Furukawa playing the seme just to hear him moaning like a slut in my earphones before going to bed, I'm not doing it only because I don't know which one to pick and where. On top of that I know just enough Japanese to keep up with stories but not enough to fully understand everything and that and the sometimes ridiculous and annoying music would ruin it anyway.

No. 1416999

>>1415113
>since reading feminist literature i almost became asexual
You fell for the psyop, it's nothing to be happy about. Feminism is just inceldom for women, or to be accurate women who are feminist are just the female version of the male incel. They are not your friends, they just want to drag you down to their low level.(male)

No. 1417002

>>1414553
>vagina, your literal life-giving holy temple
More people die in it than are born nowadays though.(male)

No. 1417003

>>1416999
begone scrote women cant be incels and will never be incels, a men cant be laid and he commits a shooting a woman realizes all men are shit and then just lives happily with her pets and shitposts on the lolcor.

No. 1417010

>>1416994
Based.
>memories of back in the day when Hikaru midorikawa and Jun Fukuyama had some roles in BL.
What a blessed time it was.

No. 1417011

>>1417003
You are so bitter kek.(male)

No. 1417018

>>1417010
God I remember finding that shit so easily on youtube a bit more than a decade ago. I feel like an old fart now.

No. 1417026

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>>1416999
>>1417002
nonnies come on

No. 1417027

>>1417026
i love this gif, consider it stolen

No. 1417048

i wish if my parents are determined to let their lives fall apart the least they could do is let me cut all ties. they make me feel guilty for not calling them but whenever i do its just more depressing non-updates about how theyre still both not working, still losing weight because booze aint food, and still not getting my grandmother into a program for people with dementia even tho her pension would absolutely cover it. at least my husband's dead-beat dad has the decency to not be a burden on our lives. i hate when i talk to them and they say they miss me and i have to say it back b/c you cant just ask your parents why your expected to miss 2 jobless alcoholics

No. 1417051

I really shouldn't have fucked it up so bad with my ex. It sucks that I don't get another chance, since this was already our second try. Why am I so crazy and insane. I just want to return to how it was before

No. 1417082

>>1417051
Same except I had four chances with my ex and still fucked up each time. Some people just aren't meant to be no matter how much they try.

No. 1417093

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The other day i stumbled accidentally on porn of some cute nerdy twink and an older woman(who didnt look like a hot milf, she looked super old) larping as son/mother and it turned me on. I fell down a rabbit hole of this specific twink actor who mostly makes porn with older women were he gets femdomed and i am really enjoying it. My non-porn streak is over and i fear my newly found coomer self, help.

No. 1417103

>>1417051
If you messed up a second time then try to figure out where you went wrong and focus on yourself first before getting into a relationship. Sometimes you can address a specific issue but this is due to an underlying problem which might be something deeper. So while you may not repeat the exact same mistake again that led to the conflict with your ex you still end up repeating the same kind of mistake again.

No. 1417139

I honestly resent my sister and hate how my parents consider her the golden child. My parents spent probably close to $500k on her education (six years of undergrad on a useless liberal arts degree because she is a dumbass and a masters) and probably another six figures to help her start her psychotherapy practice. How much of it has she paid back? $0 Meanwhile she is a huge pickme bitch. All of her friends are scrotes, most of her clients are scrotes, and she's married to an ugly hapa moid from a poor family.

I hate how my parents let her and her scrote are draining our family of money. And I feel like it's so embarrassing to have someone so poor in the family. They think she is amazing just because she got some braindead easy degrees anyone can complete but they think I'm not worth shit because I decided not to go to school. I'm definitely better read and more educated than my sister despite not wasting tons of money kek

No. 1417142

>>1417139
someone wasn’t chosen by mommy and daddy and no they’re angry. are you gonna rob the bitch or keep complaining??

No. 1417202

>>1417142
gagged her a bit

No. 1417205

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The man who raped me is now in active danger.
I cannot wait to see his face.

No. 1417210

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>>1417205
Lol this reminds me of when I had my ex's Facebook login still and immediately started antagonizing all the local gangsters and drug dealers I could find

No. 1417212

>>1417142
If you knew her you would absolutely know she's insufferable. She has literally no female friends because she is too much of a pickme to have one and it's literally her life's mission to "rescuing" scrotes. It makes me sick

>>1417202
lol wtf are you talking about?

No. 1417308

>>1417210
Why did I literally start dying at this comment kek I wish I had done some unhinged shit like this ily anon

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No. 1417399

>>1416994
It turns out that I truly couldn't find anything at all, everything is gone from soundcloud except some songs. I couldn't listen to anything and now I woke up sad and disappointed.

No. 1417462

>>1416759
Maybe that's what I should've done when a Sim of mine wouldn't die for story purpses, so he just stood there in the flames, everyone else dead and everything around him in flames or ashes, just blankly starring at me, God.

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No. 1417540

I mostly don't mind "furry bait" designs but I hate anything sexual done with them. I just think anthropomorphic animal designs are cute, I wish furries didn't exist so I could enjoy them more

No. 1417625

Sometimes I want to type out a list of my old female friends' names to see if any of them would respond kek. I want to know if they're here too, but I highly doubt they would just out themselves like that. Sigh.

No. 1417671

>>1417625
I get what you mean and I'd also love to know if anyone I (used to) know irl posts here, but how would you even do that by typing names? Either you only post first names which isn't enough information to identify yourself by, or you post full names which obviously means doxxing your friends

No. 1417681

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I just found out that kakashi nenpo got remade this year, which made me nostalgic about the old site. I checked it out and was a bit disappointed with myself for not being very excited about it and I ended up browsing some of the old threads here on the farm and I saw picrel that made me realize how far the site has gone on. I'm sad that I can't find staminarose any-more on the archive and look back on that too. I have changed a lot for the better since then and I know that there aren't always happy memories there. However, I just can't help but miss it.

No. 1417694

>>1417671
by saying their name/nickname and a detail specific to them. or initials. for example a thing that they were really interested in/looking forwards to etc

No. 1417782

I get super weirded out when women in the Nigel brag thread say their boyfriend don't want them to work and they list it as a positive.

No. 1417784

I've been crushing on a guy who takes the same bus as me every morning. Haven't seen him the last few days though. I know its a dumb crush but it kinda makes me feel alive. My days are so monotonous.

No. 1417802

>>1417782
Been there (without the bragging) Its nice til you suddenly break up and then you're in crisis mode with no plans of your own. It was one of my lowest points. I didn't see it coming and didn't have family to fall back on so I was legit going to just kill myself in a panic. It wasn't just a break up.. it was like my life fell apart. Felt like the end of the world. All while he was nudging me to move out quicker. I'm falling apart and hes like.. yeah can you leave already lol. I didn't see the skewed power dynamic that it had created til I was out of there and thinking straight again. On reflection things were never as rosy as I thought att. He had the power to make me homeless at any time so when we argued I was the one generally giving in to him because that was in the back of my mind. That's not power that I ever want to give a guy over me again. That's just my shitty experience with it. Tough lesson learnt. I clearly wasn't thinking far ahead. I hitched all my bets on us lasting. Meanwhile he'd planned the break up for a while and let me think otherwise.

He got a new gf who is totally reliant on him, met her suspiciously soon afterwards too. I just cringe thinking back to that period of my life. The rose tinted glasses had me blinded.

No. 1417807

>>1417681
Heh I used to post there too.

No. 1417828

I looked at someone's facebook messages. They were actually boring. I still feel awful though

No. 1417840

>>1417093
Haha wow anon that's so weird and gross you should tell me his name so I can avoid him

No. 1417842

>>1417625
Would I get banned if I did this because if not I'm going to

No. 1417843

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>>1417840
archie stone

No. 1417870

The anons in holly’s thread recently skeeve me out. They have a weird parasocial hate boner for her that comes off too personal and kills the threads vibe. Can’t discuss Ross and the shit he’s said and the company he keeps without people thinking we’re defending Holly. If you’re not writing seething paragraphs about how you think she is or isn’t lying about rape
>>you’re totally on her side!!!
Or we have multiple threads of her lying and being mentally ill. You repeating it like a hateful little parrot is cluttering the thread. Add to the discussion or blog post on Twitter.
Sorry Holly reminds you off your bpd sister or the girl your boyfriend cheated on you with, but you honestly come off as toxic and mentally ill as her.

No. 1417923

Zoomers' views on adulthood concern me, and even annoys me those times I see zoomer anons push the same weird beliefs in the forums. They genuinely seem to think that once you're 25+ you're no longer allowed to dye your hair, dress the way you want, nor indulging in hobbies you've had all your life, etc. Just throw away everything that makes you an individual. Just work, pay taxes and start a family. Where do they even get these ideas from?

No. 1418057

i have had the unique experience of having my post history revealed on here before. it wasn’t as embarrassing as i thought it’d be.

No. 1418065

>>1417093
literally me with this one video of these girls tribbing. im addicted to it i cant stop watching it but there's some stupid scrote thats there with them shoving his cock in the video like fuck off goddamn. its the most perfect video example of what i want to see i can only wish to have that irl and it was homemade (i really hate studio or professionally shot looking ones) from a phone. it was so hot but then im hit with the reality of things and ive never even coomed/been able to anyway so i get like post-porn clarity or whatever. wish they were actually real lesbians it would be even hotter. i haven't watched that video in a week and am aiming to never again watch porn because i was quite literally addicted to it like i watched it all day everytime i would distract myself i would go back to it like some sick freak pervert which i am or was in that moment. im such a hypocrite but at least i caught myself and stopped im satisfied with only my imagination again kek

No. 1418070

>>1418065
You want to… trib?

No. 1418073

>>1418057
What did you do to earn that?

No. 1418082

>>1417923
i think theyre jealous of oldfags because we were a part of things that were new and all they can do is copy previous generations and follow homogeneous internet trends. once they hit 25 and realize what a short period of time to live that is their mind will swiftly change lol

No. 1418085

>>1415312
It’s fascinating and to watch as an outsider, definitely cured me from seeing America as great or whatever soft power bs imagine they’re trying to project

No. 1418087

>>1418073
kinda trolled and attentionfagged on a thread. most anons were weirded out that it was revealed because i didn’t really do anything. i have done more cowish things on here and faced no consequences so

No. 1418090

>>1418065
i need to go draw some smut after reading this, we all struggling in here kek

No. 1418093

>>1415312
>how
CIA

No. 1418095

>>1418087
Are you the drunk anon who posted a selfie then deleted it like back in 2016 or something

No. 1418097

>>1418087
veronica anon?

No. 1418110

>>1417139
>and she's married to an ugly hapa moid from a poor family.
>I hate how my parents let her and her scrote are draining our family of money. And I feel like it's so embarrassing to have someone so poor in the family.
i know this isnt about me but this is such an eerily similar description of my brother im scared this is what they think of him even though im just as jealous as you are of your sister that he got to enjoy life and such etc. he's a hapa moid from a (newly) extremely poor family kek we literally can't help it, but he can because he has well paying jobs he just spends it on his car (well our dad's but he's not with us anymore) and expensive clothes that don't last and that you could literally find for a tenth of the price just not in a prestigious area. i cant safely go to uni because he doesn't want to drive me because "gas is expensive" and he literally turns into a demonic zombie if anyone wakes him up… but he can drive just fine to another city to meet his gf and stay with her family who is currently studying to be a psychotherapist… feel like im looking into his near future as his gf's family is asking him to get engaged.
mostly im pissed because for his graduation he got a whole PC setup that he built himself so crazy expensive, that he still uses to this day meanwhile for mine i got poverty and starvation. and tears kek. i literally had to eat only zucchini and eggplants for months on end meanwhile he was with his gf or ordering something online. he spends 0 on my sick mom and i and everything on himself and his gf it literally makes me want to rip my hair out but i don't even hate her at all i just feel envious that she's provided with things she doesn't even need or asked for and neither of us ( my mom and i ) will ever have anytime soon or he has a literal suicidal breakdown because it's "too much responsibility" and we're "always talking about money" like duh you're not the one eating scraps for days on end so you can enjoy yourself wtf but whatever as long as someone is happy honestly she's so sweet and does deserve that treatment im just envious.

No. 1418130

I love my Nigel to death. Absolute soulmates but I wish he never had kids.
I do love them and will always be there for them but, fuck, kids are horrible little monsters.

Fucking sick and tired of his 9 year old constantly beating on his little brother and refusing to have an ounce of self control or regret. He's been messing with my products (shampoos and stuff) and just washing it all down the drain. Now I have to hide most of my shit because he is worse than a toddler. jfc

No. 1418143

>>1418093
Lots of failed government too. Police departments for a long time didn’t communicate across state lines and still don’t all the time. Serial killers like Bundy just popped over state lines.

No. 1418161

i ship Mac/Charlie and i am angry than in later seasons they almost have no screentime together. Shipping dany devito with charlie isnt as hot.

No. 1418163

My friend told me her tumblr url casually in conversation ages ago and although I don’t follow her, I read her blog every other day. She has excellent taste in art and poetry so I love seeing the kinds of things she reblogs. I sometimes think she would find it weird if she knew I read everything she posted, but she doesn’t post anything super personal so I don’t think I’m invading her privacy. She’s just cool.

No. 1418185

i use the twitter hate thread to find shit to report. I get satisfaction from it

No. 1418211

>>1418185
Kek, i hope you reported Lauren Chen.

No. 1418256

>>1418070
yeah. rub pussies with a woman if you meant the meaning of what i said

No. 1418718

I thought the harm reduction thread on /g/ was about working on mental health to become a more positive person, I didn't get why all the first posts were saying that the thread would get deleted.

No. 1418730

I’m horny all the fucking time, I haven’t had sex in 9+ months, I literally think about sex all the time and I wanna fuck 90% of the people I meet, it’s frustrating. I neeed to fuck

No. 1418736

>>1418730
same anon and it’s been much longer for me. i could fuck if i wanted but body issues won’t let me that i had to stop drinking and shaving to avoid losing control and just doing it.

my therapist is a moid and even if he wasn’t, i could not tell what a coomer i have become, i am too ashamed. i wish i had someone to talk about it.

No. 1418740

>>1418130
Little boys are sent straight from hell

No. 1418744

>>1418130
Why are you being an unpaid nanny for children you hate because their father was too incompetent to keep the mother of the children around? Women don't just leave men they had kids with for fun, and the brats must have had to learn scrote-typical behavior from somewhere.

No. 1418754

>>1418718
What was it supposed to be? I understand it the same way you did

No. 1418815

>>1418130
Your moid would never raise children that are not his, yet you are here being a literal slave to these little male demons who refuse to behave and changing your lifestyle to accomodate them. You shouldn't hide your shit, you should leave it where it is and discipline the kids. They are fully capable of understanding to not touch things that are not theirs. Also get their father to be an actual father, they're his children, not yours.

No. 1418882

I often blame myself for not chosing 'female' degree. I regret choosing STEM.

No. 1418890

>>1418754
No idea, I went there once and it was mostly used by anachans, so I guess it has something to do with eating disorders. Reminds me when I heard about FDS for the first time here and I thought it was dating tips for lesbian/bi women because of the title and the butch looking woman on the thread pic kek.

No. 1418908

>>1418815
Diff anon but I once dated a guy with a son from a previous relationship. I never imagined I would go near anyone with a kid. But I was at a low point and he seemed like a good option otherwise. I told myself that the kid is entering his teens and is only a 'weekend kid' so I rationalized it not being such a bad deal. I didn't rush to meet him either because I didn't want to be some fleeting presence in a childs life. I made great efforts to get to know him and click with him before we made any big moves like me moving in. If the guy had his way he would've rushed it immediately. Insta-family. That was the first red flag. Seemed off to me.

It wasn't ok. Him entering his teens was not a good thing. It was a nightmare. I was nice as can be. I was understanding of the fact that it must be hard to have split parents. I was mindful of that. I was patient. He started acting out in passive aggresive ways… every time he acted out and I even took it well.. I still got it in the neck from the dad. I was the bad guy no matter what. It wore me down. Nothing was good enough. I was miserable living there. Dude didn't give a fuck because he just wanted to be seen as a cool dad. His cool dad approach did more harm to his son than anything. He was lacking in alot of areas that actually matter to a childs wellbeing. It was all about appearances for him. He liked winning the kid over in superficial ways while doing fuck all. Behind the scenes he was STILL fighting with the kids mother. The same woman who provided most of his care. I wish I'd never bothered. That kid is going to grow up and treat women like shit most likely too. All that give, the compromises, the understanding of their struggle and you get totally taken for granted. You're the bottom of the totem pole because women are expected to be ever patient, loving and caring and to take on all the burden with a smile. After we split he immediately shacked up with someone else and the kid lost his shit at the very sudden upheaval. I felt for him. Taking a step back it was gross to me.

Men are so vocal about how they hate single mothers and how undatable they are.. at least mothers actually raise their kids and put the emotional work in. I felt like I was responsible for everyones emotions while I lived there. It was all on me while the guy sat back and left me to it. Never had my back when a teenager as big as me was acting out. We weren't a team. That kid would have a more stable life without the back and forth. His mom was doing a decent job and then the dad was teaching him bad ways and in the long rin introducing him to a string of new gfs who he chewed up and shat back out after a while. What a role model to a young boy. I hope the stability of his other home (with mom) cancels that out. That he doesn't become this woman user.

No. 1418934

Sometimes my boyfriend is just sitting there breathing and I want to violently beat him to death. It probably stems from the days I had to pick up after my brothers while they sat down and did nothing all day.

No. 1418956

I dream of getting a job that has a office both in my country and one in NY, simply because I hope of having an opportunity to temporarily work in the NY for like 1-2 months on a project or whatever. Experience the life of NY, but knowing I'll be going home pretty soon and still have the security of my job in my home country. This is probably something that is never going to happen even if I do get a job at the company I'm staring at once I'm done studying, but a girl can dream. Wouldn't mind Tokyo or Kyoto either. Just something very different from Scandinavia for a bit while still getting a paycheck.

No. 1419106

Ever since I discovered lolcow I've been trying my best to appreciate myself and the fact that I am a woman and I think I'm doing pretty good. But the truth is that I just want to escape womanhood. I want to escape my body. I know women are better and superior to men, I know that being a man would be awful. But I genuinely don't like being a woman, for reasons that come from both the outside and from within me. I hate breasts, I hate that I have big thighs that always look fat. I hate everything related to pregnancy and the "natural role" a woman would have. I know creating life and having children is a grand and noble thing, but I couldn't care less about it. I hate having to "receive" sex. I hate this body that hurts, that's tiny and I hate that I have periods that make me dirty and sweaty and unable to sleep and do shit. I hate my ugly features and annoying high pitched voice that no one takes seriously.
I know this comes from mental illness and insecurity but it's just so hard to come to like something that just doesn't work for me.

No. 1419387

scratching the inside of my ear feels almost erotic but not quite. like paralyzingly pleasurable so much so that i cant stop doing it and it does make my toes curl kek but not in a weird perverted way.like i feel nothing erotic in nature it just feels soooo good probably like if i were a dog and somebody scratched behind my ears. i keep going until i bleed sometimes. my ears are squeaky clean because im always cleaning it by scratching everything off of it constantly because it feels so good to me even if it means having raw ear holes.

No. 1419412

>>1419387
I understand the feeling!! I looove cleaning my ears with an ear pick. I have some bamboo ones but I bought a plastic one in Japan and I swear the little scoop at the end is smaller and so much more comfortable than my other ones.

I also like watching ear cleaning asmr videos too but I'm a bit picky about them. It really feels so good and comforting, and it's like an extra fun prize when you pull out a bit of earwax. Unfortunately I clean my ears everyday (or really it's just a quick scratch) so my ears never have any earwax sigh.

I want a girlfriend who will let me clean her ears kek. I do it for my mom sometimes and it feels like something between a massage and trust exercise. I swear someone else cleaning your ears makes it feel 100x better, but my mom complains my ears are too clean so she doesn't do it for me anymore.

No. 1419416

>>1418740
Yes. Absolutely.
>>1418744
lol I don't even watch them. He left her. She is super emotionally abusive and most of the shit he (the kiddo) does is most likely from her. But nice try!
>>1418815
>>a literal slave
please touch grass

No. 1419418

>>1419412
>I want a girlfriend who will let me clean her ears kek.
I am here hello

No. 1419422

>>1419416
nta but the dad should still be raising and watching them

No. 1419437

I'm going to cuddle with a moid tonight but I wish he was a woman so fucking badly. I hate being a retarded virgin I want to eat pussy so FUCKING badly I just want to have my face between a woman's legs I want her to hold my head down I want her to try and suffocate me god fucking damn it. I know I shouldn't use a moid as a woman stand-in but as of right now I am not talking to any women romantically. I need to. This post is a cry for help. Sorry anons. I can't tell anyone about this irl because they'd be grossed out and also think I'm a freak.
Another confession: I don't feel bad for using that guy. It's whatever.

No. 1419456

Goddamn sometimes I feel such a yearning to be a slut online, just look a little sexy for the pigs. I'd never do it, I dress like a boring nun. But goddamn every few months I get this feeling like "post about sex" even though that would disgust and embarrass me as soon as I snapped out of it. I'm feeling it so hard right now so I'm just having a tea and trying to understand how I broke my brain, like when the last time I fell was. It obviously created a swiss-cheese-like pattern

No. 1419466

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i've cow tippied in the paste

No. 1419663


No. 1419667

I am not well liked, I don’t talk to anyone and like those who I’m forced to talk to ie my family don’t like me so I keep telling myself they’re jealous of me and so is everyone else, it’s stupid because there are people prettier than me who have friends, the only reason I have no friends is cause I’m socially retarded!

No. 1419711

I genuinely hope that people who bullied me at school get cancer. You are one of the main reasons I still have night terrors and nightmares about being abused and treated like trash at school. I have these nightmares a few nights a week. Every fucking week. I've been having them for YEARS and therapy never helped me. I hope you fucking die. And if I ever get some kind of a public platform, like a youtube or twitch channel, I will name every single one of you. I don't give a fuck.

No. 1419713

>>1419416
>She is super emotionally abusive
Scrotes always say that you fucking mug. Wake up. soon you’ll have to be dealing with teenage scrotes and let me tell you that’s even worse. Only you’re doing it by choice.

No. 1419714

>>1419667
you and me both sis

No. 1419716

>>1419416
>please touch grass!!!
She can touch grass whenever she wants because she isn’t a slave to a 9 year old Scrote kek. Have fun hiding your shampoo for the rest of your life, soon enough it will be your dirty underwear.

No. 1419730

>>1419416
The way you defend him and believe his "my ex was emotionally abusive!!" bullshit kek good luck with the little scrotes, be sure to beat them nicely
>most of the shit he (the kiddo) does is most likely from her. But nice try!
As if scrotes don't literally beat, rape and muder their mothers even if they're kind and supportive all their lives. Nope, his issues are a woman's fault!! Poor little scrote

No. 1419731

>>1419730
If I ever end up birthing a scroteling, I’m literally going to the store for milk and never coming back.

No. 1419762

i say shit i dont really mean and pick fights with anons when im bored. im mean only to rude ones though if theyre being nice i leave them alone.

No. 1419829

A couple days ago I noticed there's a beautiful fully lighted attic downtown and I think that today I'm going to bring my camera, the one with a scary amount of zoom, and take some pictures from the distance. The attic has a huge living room in the corner of the building with a christmas tree. The whole apartment oozes warm light from the top and it's almost impossible not to unrealistically picture myself owning something like that someday. I'm going to pretend I'm taking pictures at the cathedral near by. I'm only a bit ashamed.

No. 1419835

I admitted to one of my coworkers I'm a husbandofag and weirdly enough she didn't judge me, she didn't even make fun of me despite being a turbo normie.

No. 1419852

I want to hook up with this scrote bc there are so few guys I find attractive physically and mentally stimulating, but I'm too prideful to give into a no strings attached situationship since he's not showing me as much interest as he should since I'm told I'm out of his league
If he was being sweet and trying to date me I wouldn't care about that, but since he's acting like he's too good for me I am becoming repulsed by the idea of hooking up with him, simultaneously still horny since I haven't had sex in a year (was in a ldr) but I'm trying my best to stay strong. I know I'll regret it after, giving myself to a dude who didn't earn it always makes me feel cheap. I wish I could turn that part of my brain off and just be progressive and fuck around guilt free.

No. 1419867

i always say kurwa it started off as a joke but now it just comes naturally. i’m not polish not even close

No. 1419869

>>1419867
It's just a really useful word, understandable. You have polish friends I assume?

No. 1419882

>>1419869
yup. it is top most useful word along with the egyptian a7a

No. 1419885

Going to work every day is starting to make me feel really suicidal. I’ve been working an early morning shift bread making job for the last month and I really enjoyed it at first, but all the scrote faggots and stupid overweight they/them “managers” who feel the need to constantly change the schedule without alerting you that it’s changed are making it too difficult. I also hate having to get up at 3 am, I hate having to look people in the eye, I hate having to carry 50 lb bags of flour, I hate that my parents had me without the intention of ever taking care of me, I hate that my hands are stiffening and filling up with stagnant fluid, I hate having to work 5 days a week just to get 2 days off. It makes me want to bite myself and pull my hair and bang my head on the wall and cut my face. It seriously makes me want to swallow all my anticonvulsants. I don’t want to do this for the rest of my life. I don’t want to do anything. I wish it was over. I hope I get fired so my family can get mad at me and I can have a reason to kill myself and then just be a martyr who they feel bad about being mean to before she died

No. 1419899

I'm with my current friend group out of convenience. My original girl friend group separated and all of them (even me) were a bunch of dramatic and hypocritical retards, it just so happens one of them is more convenient when it comes to making school assignments and socializing out of school.
I don't feel about this, uni will be over soon, so no point in looking for new friends.

No. 1419911

>>1419885
Sorry for samefagging but I find it funny how everytime I tell my parents how I’m feeling they’re like
>don’t you understand you’d make my life worse if something were to happen to you
Ah yes, of course. It’s about how you feel. I said I want to end my life because you’ve made every second of it insufferable (which could’ve been avoided if you’d simply not been reproducing), and of course it’s about you and how you feel. Right. My mistake, for thinking that how I feel would mean anything!

No. 1419912

>I want to kill myself violently because I’ve lost every other option
>WHAT ABOUT ME?

No. 1419929

>>1419885
>>1419911
>>1419912
Bread making anon please don't kill yourself. If you do you'd only be doing it for the people who don't actually care about you. Your parents making it about themselves is so that when you die they can take credit for "trying to stop you". Live to tell your tale its more than likely that you'll surpass those who make you so miserable. Even if no else is there for you now, know that I care ILY

No. 1420067

>>1414492
Yes, yes my queen, let them eat cake!

No. 1420198

I've secretly looked up my mother's post history on the forums she used when I was a child. There's nothing especially shocking, just some details about my parents divorce I didn't know and such, but I always have to remind myself of the things I'm not supposed to know when talking to other family.

No. 1420245

>>1420198
I would read my mom's yahoo answer profile it's incredible the dirty laundry she aired

No. 1420254

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I hope the government of my shit country closes everything due to an outbreak of covid so my parents can stay here for longer, I missed them so much, and they missed us as well, but everyone has been too busy (including myself) and we haven't had any time to actually sit down and talk about other important shit that matters.
We just want them to stay here for a month, but mom needs to go back to work in another continent.
>inb4 wow what a bitch lots of people died
I know, most of my family members died during the pandemic, I don't care anymore tbh.

No. 1420402

I've been trying to establish a relationship with my dad for 5 years now and a few days ago I was reminded of what goes on in prison. Considering how long he was in there, it's likely he did gay shit and now I don't wanna see him again. Hate fags

No. 1420412

No one knows I love christmas, or actually I love giving and wrapping presents. I already wrapped some and am on the look out for some last christmas presents, hoping some will go on sale tomorrow or on monday, I really do not give off that vibe and I have a really shitty family background yet here I am. Sucking in the atmosphere.

No. 1420443

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I wouldn't mind having a house husband, provided he really did all of the cooking, cleaning and whatever else there is left to do in a household and is attractive. Too bad men tend to grow resentful if their wife or girlfriend makes more money or is more successful than them and are more likely to cheat the happier they are lol.

No. 1420520

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Western christians all register as retarded woman-hating cultists to me. How are you in a 99% atheist country believing in a man turning into wine or something. There’s gotta be something wrong with your brain. Introverted neurons that won’t co-operate with the others. I’m fine with Christians normally, but there’s just something inherently demonic and PLASTICCC about western ones. Like they learned about god from a Walmart storybook for children and got really into it because they always secretly wanted to stone gays. It never reads as genuine love, they ALWAYS have cia psy-op vibes.

No. 1420521

>>1419416
Cranky because you know it’s true.

No. 1420539

>>1420520
i agree but
>99% atheist country
huh. i know atheists are more common in modern times but i don't think they're the majority

No. 1420544

>>1420520
American Christians are weird as fuck, always having to insert religion everywhere and thanking the Lord in completely unrelated conversations.

No. 1420557

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It pisses me off an unnecessary amount whenever someone tries to trash on Violet Evergarden while claiming Clannad is a masterpiece. Yes, Violet Evergarden has it's issues (such as the age gap between a couple of characters) but it has such a good balance of a post-war world about people facing their grief and learning to move on with a sense of hope without hitting you over the head with WAR BAD and because of the slow start where they set up Violet's character and the world around her, the emotional moments feel well-earned because it helps you see her grow. While Clannad just feels very manipulative in how they try to push these forced, over the top sad scenes. On top of them looking like bug-eyed kids while pregnant.

No. 1420558

>>1420557
never got past the first 2 episodes, what a snore fest

No. 1420559

>>1420558
As I said, the start is very slow and I would have dropped it myself after 3 episodes if I wasn't watching it with my boyfriend at the time that was a big fan. Again, that is why it's such a payoff because it gives you a throughout understanding of Violet and how hard she's working to reach her goals before showing off the rest of the story. If you don't like slower stories it's definitely not for you, and neither are the posts I made.

No. 1420603

>>1420557
I watched it over time and nicknamed it white noise the anime because it felt like not much was happening. Also I have no clue why they felt the need to make her 14 when she looks 18-25 for anime standards.

No. 1420628

>>1420557
I think both are bad, Clannad is worse mostly because of the art style and the school setting but Violet Evergarden isn't particularly good either.

No. 1420639

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i have a new hobby and it makes me feel like such a nerd to be one of the first people in my country to get into it, some of my friends find the results of my hobby pretty fascinating and "mind-blowing" but im sure that if i went on to explain the whole technical side of it they'll just instantly get bored and stop talking to me for a while.

No. 1420642

I wish someone would reply to my posts

No. 1420644

I thought this guy was cute (objectively I guess he is) and liked how shy he seemed and then I found out he likes anime and now all I can think when I see him is "how pathetic"

No. 1420645

>>1420642
Your wish is granted.

No. 1420661

>>1420656
>effeminate
whats effeminate about masturbating to weird cartoon porn? are you a moid?

No. 1420662

>>1420661
>masturbating to weird cartoon porn
that's pretty moid behavior

No. 1420664

>>1420662
i know, thats why i dont understand why they are calling that behaviour 'effeminate', unless they are some moid failing really hard to larp as a woman.

No. 1420897

My leg hair is so cute I don't even want to shave it I love (almost) winter

No. 1420902

I'm disgusted by the idea of guys finding me attractive and desirable.

No. 1420907

>>1420902
that's wild cause I was about to come on here and say that I'm hyper obsessed with being desirable to men. The male gaze has me in a chokehold and I'm ashamed of it.

No. 1420909

>>1420902
>>1420907
i feel both of these at the same time

No. 1420913

>>1420902
same. im glad i've always been underweight and therefore very only slightly developed any boobs or hips. leave me alone and dont look at me. it makes me feel bad sometimes that i look so sexless but its worth it in the end if i make people feel disgust rather than anything close to lust. just dont look at me

No. 1420914

>>1420897
>>1420907
>>1420907
You talk like a Twitterfag or tiktok tard

No. 1420918

>>1420902
i wholly feel the same way. men disgust me and when i walk by one i'm always worried he's eyeing me up like a piece of fucking meat and it's actually nauseating to think about. i wish i could do something horrible to them when they look at me. maybe i'm just paranoid, but my experiences with men have proven to me that i should absolutely be disgusted when i'm close to one.

i'd say this is why i'm glad to be fat and ugly but since men are willing to fuck a literal hole in the ground it isn't very reassuring.

No. 1420925

>>1420914
thank you for pointing this out, i feel a little less crazy now. where tf are all these twitterfags coming from?

No. 1420926

>>1420907
It's good that you recognize it nonna

No. 1420928

i wish i could go back 5 years. i feel like such a failure now despite doing everything on my own and everyone being proud that i support myself. i miss those days of going to college, sleeping in on off days, and living rent free in an entire house. where my biggest concern was passing a test not making rent. i worked so much harder on my hobbies then. i like who i became but im just so tired getting by.

No. 1420931

>>1420925
They are so retarded and annoying, they need to go back.

No. 1420934

>>1420925
probably tiktok. people on tiktok talk about lolcow a lot so they're visiting here now more.

No. 1420944

>>1420897
>>1420907
go back to twittard

No. 1420959

I fucking hate that this scrote I know bought a whole cintiq tablet and barely used it to doodle. He doesn't even draw normally, what told him to buy a tablet to draw digitally? Obviously I'm jealous because I could never afford one, but isn't it normal to start out traditionally, then with a screenless tablet and THEN you get the big professional thing? He literally doesn't draw now, says it's not his thing. What a waste.

No. 1420990

reconnected with an old friend from highschool who i always had a slight crush on but nothing crazy. we had a great time, got drunk and fell asleep in bed together. nothing happened but we were just like, super close the whole night and im just down bad abt it. ya girl didnt need this. also hes super hot now. someone slap me.

No. 1421031

I was a bit racist back when I was a kid but I have matured and now I only hate troons.

No. 1421044

>>1420959
I feel you. I know a guy who invested in a huge screen tablet just to create mockups from other people's art in photoshop. Now he's moved on to posting AI generated art, kek. Screen tablets are overrated. I bought one in the end after years of working on my intous. The screen needed constant cleaning to prevent dust particles being dragged across the surface causing streaks and scratches. My posture suffered and the amount of cords just feel clunky unless you have a proper setup. I sold the tablet to a friend and returned to my intous. Much more comfortable and you don't have to treat it as if it's a fragile piece of glass.

No. 1421046

>>1420959
Ask if you could buy it from him, shit kiss him if you have to

No. 1421189

>>1421046
I would never kiss a moid over a tablet, are you fucking insane?

No. 1421236

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I find myself only attracted to Caucasoid man(not just white but also mena and afghan) and other then Caucasoid men, like I don't find myself attracted to east asian, african or dravadian men at all

No. 1421239

>>1421236
How many times are you gonna post this pic kek

No. 1421240

>>1421236
We know.

No. 1421242

I'm really prissy and controlling but am unwilling to change. For example my bf isn't allowed to fart in my presence. Or pee if I'm in the shower. Or if he cuts his nails it has to be in the bathroom with the exhaust fan on or water running so I can't hear it. He adheres to everything I say which shows he truly respects me and loves me so I don't feel any guilt.

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No. 1421250

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>>1418130
>she's actually dating a single dad
You bitches never learn

No. 1421255

>>1421250
I can't even say anything because I did the same thing when I was younger. Some stuff you have to go through yourself

No. 1421275

>>1421250
shitty reaction image

No. 1421304

>>1421242
this is really cringy, are you 14? grow up. you're literally that women shit roses and don't fart meme incarnate.

No. 1421313

>>1421304
nta but she never said that she couldn't do it, just her bf. i doubt most women in general wants a guy (or anyone else) who farts in front of them tbh, didn't even know that was considered prissy

No. 1421321

>>1421250
Kek, it will be the same bitches who think they are better than yumes and shit up the vent thread with their bullshit.

No. 1421324

>>1421304
I'm based you can be too if you want nobody is stopping you

No. 1421343

I want to dedicate myself to a story, I just want to disassociate for a while, live in a world I create.

No. 1421352

I like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet. I can't swim, I can't dance, and I don't know karate.

No. 1421371

I love this channel and Moriah Elizabeth. I am over 20.

No. 1421403

>>1421371
Moriah's videos are so wholesome and comfy. She's so real

No. 1421510

>>1421403
she seems so sweet, and despite her art not being my cup of tea i like how she's always trying new stuff and having fun. I also like how she doesnt use social media and values the privacy of her daughter. She's probably the only person over 18 into cute/pastel stuff that's actually a decent adult.

No. 1421584

I went with my parents to a Thanksgiving gathering at their friends house and met their son who I've never seen before and I was like 'fuck this man is really attractive' and now I can't stop thinking horny thoughts but I was too pussy to ask him for his socials and another part of me doesn't even want to think about flirting because he's the son of a family friend and I think that's just weird and not something I want to get into. I have no idea if he has a girlfriend but damn I would be lying if I didn't steal a look at his hands and think more horny shit. Tried to stalk him on the internet but I don't know his last name (asked my mom and his mom didn't take on her husband's last name and she doesn't know the husband's last name) and inputting his name + other info I gathered about him (school and job) came up with nothing ugh. He did say he grew up in my neighborhood/where I live now so I could possibly run into him lol.

I think I'm just pent up. It's fun to daydream but in reality I don't want to be with a man at all.

No. 1421669

>>1421371
I used to binge her craft kit reviews all the time. She’s a very comforting type of autism to me

No. 1421748

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When i was a teen i was obssesed with Brenda Spencer and i though she was the coolest girl ever and wanted to look like her. I even had an edgy donut steel that was inspired by her.

No. 1421758


No. 1421787

>>1419852
try limiting yourself to non-physical sexual activities, like sexting, or phone sex, and see how that works. just don't send nudes. it might help with the horny without making you feel bad afterwards, since you wouldn't be doing anything for real.

No. 1421810

Man I am so weird I used to skinwalk someone and it was so cringy, I'd be like "nooo you think I look like them?" trying to look like them AAA how do I escape the urge to kms in embarassment

No. 1421811

>>1421810
Samefag I remember I had a friend who I really liked so I copied the way she laughed, dressed and talked. I am so hollow.

No. 1421812

>>1421811
Sorry for repeatedly samefagging but sometimes I'd get/feel competitive with her.

No. 1421815

>>1417205
I wish him all the worst nonna. May he rot in hell and may his hell begin on Earth.

No. 1421838

A few years ago a friend of a friend killed himself and obviously my friend was devastated, but having met the guy once I couldn't help but think it was better for him. Dude was awkward as fuck, typical functional nerdy autist who's always making lame jokes, and according to my friend he was unlucky in love, which made him extremely depressed. I don't even know why she was friends with him,the guy was absolutely pathetic, and while I offered her my condolences I was thinking "he's in a better place now".

No. 1421862

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I actually don't care if my mom dies and tbh I can't wait for it to happen, it will be a massive closure and the end of an abusive era for me. Fortunately I don't live with her anymore and haven't for 3 years but she is the cause of so much suffering in my life and partially why I'm held back in so many areas today - mentally and emotionally, that is. I try my best to work on things myself and improve my life but it can become annoying sometimes when I remember that she's still on this earth when she doesn't deserve to be, in my opinion.
She is a huge narcissist, and I also know for a fact that I won't get any apology or acknowledgement of her wrongs before she dies. She just doesn't see anything wrong, and because she was the victim of abuse once in her life she has now permanently adopted herself as a constant victim and a sweet old woman who can do no wrong.

The nail in the coffin for me was a few years back when I told her I would take her shopping at 8pm, because my car was fucked so I only drove when the traffic was nonexistent. She said okay we'll go at 8 - and then before 6pm she starts literally throwing a tantrum and raging because she wanted to go now and I told her no, and gave her a valid reason for it (my car and the fact I said we will go at 8). Instead of understanding me and coming to my level, she actually kicked me out and told me to fuck off - she locked the door behind me.
I wasn't even allowed back into the house until I apologised to her - even though I didn't need to as I did nothing wrong. I still had to say sorry as I had nowhere else to go, and I feel like a fucking mug for it. She is a horrible, horrible woman who has caused me to have 0 self-esteem and such a negative image of myself as a woman, and I know that she hates it that I'm nothing like her. I try and use that to motivate myself because I know I'm a kind human and I can accept and admit when I've done something wrong even if I can be stubborn sometimes.

I hate her so much, nonnas. She wouldn't even pay £40 to get her cat vaccinated for an entire year - yet she demands my brothers to drive her shopping or to the airport to see her perverted scrote boyfriend who isn't even allowed to see his own grandchildren. Why would you be with a man like that? She doesn't even work and spends all her money on pointless material shit but she can't even vaccinate her cat - that's why I stole the fucking cat and now he's on PetPlan, he gets yearly vaccines and good quality wet food, and he is so loved and looked after even if we don't have a lot of money. I don't like kids so he is like my baby to me kek I would go without food to feed that cat. It's not hard to be a nice person and improve yourself, I just don't understand why she is like this. Her scrote boyfriend even shouted at her son(my brother) in the street for absolutely no reason and she didn't even stick up for her own fucking son. She is spineless and will do anything and ignore anything as long as she gets her trashy spain holidays and stupid clothes for her obese body.

Sorry, guess I went on a vent but tldr I can't wait for her to disappear off the face of this earth. I felt bad about feeling this way at first but the more I look back on my life, the more I acknowledge that I was a victim of a narcissist and so were my brothers. It hurts me more, because you'd think a woman would care for her own daughter in a special way, but nah. She kicked me out for the simple reason that I dared to assert a boundary and just say no - I want her off this planet the same as I want my male abuser off this planet. When she is gone, a weight will be lifted - and you know what maybe people will call me a heartless bitch like they always have, but they didn't live with her for 18 years, they didn't know what it was like, and for that I'm not sorry. Go to hell!

No. 1421874

>>1421862
same, I won't be happy but I know I won't be sad

No. 1421885

>>1421862
I had a dad who ordered all his kids to move out at 18. Fair enough. I knew his feelings on that so I made plans and I struggled at first but managed. Fast forward a bit and I had a bf who would make a scene and act likes hes throwing me out of our place over the dumbest petty shit. Just like that, on the spot. Knowing I had no fall back. I moved in with him short notice and I wasn't on the lease so it fucked me up that he had this threat to dangle over me over any little disagreement. He was the one who wanted me to move in. I gave up my own lease to join his, then he never added my name to it. My nerves were in bits while I lived there. Walking on eggshells. We'd have a phase where we'd get on well.. and then it'd repeat again. At least I could eventually get out of there and be 'fuck scrotes and their shit' I can't imagine what its like to have a parent be so petty as to pull that get out on the spot shit.

I hope you have a chill home life now. Trying to rip away someones home security to win an argument is such a low blow.

No. 1421895

On the subjects of moms. I gaslighted myself that I forgave my mother. But I did not. I hate her. She should’ve cared for me when I was a baby not partying and fucking around. Yes my mom went through terrible abuse in her childhood but why on earth is that a reason to leave your baby alone at home to go to parties?

No. 1421936

>>1421895
Only reason I purposely brainwashed myself into forgetting everything mom did it's because otherwise I would try to kill her

No. 1421954

I resent my sister for making me worry about the dangerous lifestyle she puts herself in. She always rags on me for not having friends. However, all of her friends are scrotes. She said that she is taking a trip to Seattle next summer and there are going to be almost no women in the AirBNB she is staying that. Isn't that super dangerous? I'm not going to say it's going to happen but if she gets raped, it's no one's fault but her own. Damn, my sister's life is a trainwreck but she can't see it.

No. 1421981

>>1421954
How many times are you going to post this

No. 1421984

>>1421895
Ones trauma can explain the poor choices a person makes but it never excuses the action

No. 1422001

>>1421984
Nta but what if you simply don't want to forgive? Too bad, so sad, dwell on it I guess? I don't have to live my life the correct way for anybody if I'm not feeling it where that is concerned.

No. 1422010

>>1421895
A few years ago I was pretending to not be mad at my dad. I barely talk to him. We live far apart but even in posts on here while venting.. I was bending over backwards to mention his childhood being rough and that playing a role. Thats true but it doesn't mean I have to push myself to forgive him while I'm still struggling with the effects of it. Faking forgiveness isn't the answer. I was walking on eggshells as if hes going to read what I write on here, why? lol. Even in places where he'll never hear me I was afraid to be frank about my anger. I was the same way in therapy talking about him. Full of excuses on his behalf. Stockholm syndrome. His feelings trump mine.

I don't want kids so I know I won't keep the cycle going in that respect but even in my first relationship I caught myself negatively affecting my partner. I was like a bpder. Didn't recognise myself. And I knew it was because I was mirroring my messed up upbringing in a way. That was a wake up call. I don't know how people have kids and still blissfully ignore the fact that they're feeding into a cycle of misery that will still be there after their own death. Thats the mark you left on the world. Multiplied trauma. How do people live with that and not try to change? My dad was abusive for 2 decades and one single time in his life (at 70) he said that maybe he was too harsh on me growing up. That was it. That's as much reflection as I've ever seen in him.

I know forgiveness can be great for lifting the burden off your own shoulders but you can't fake it. If you're not there then its better to not try and fake it. One of my main pet peeves with alot of religious types is the push for insta forgiveness. I think they really believe its that simple. Its not. That's faking it. Pushing your own feelings down, the lasst thing that will help anyone. And with my family that's the root of it. People staying in denial, staying quiet. Putting on a forced smile. Abuse thrives in that environment. This got long kek

No. 1422027

>>1421954
Her life is a trainwreck because she’s mostly friends with scrotes, but you admitted you don’t have any friends at all? Sounds like you have a great view from your glass house.

No. 1422043

>>1422027
How am I in a glass house? It's better to have no friends than to be friends with scrotes

No. 1422044

>>1421954
Aren't you tired of posting about how you want your sister to be raped? Gtfo.

No. 1422067

>>1421954
Imagine being a successful, normal young woman with a career you worked hard at and a loving fiance, and having to cope with this seething autist NEET who wants you to die so she can get your share of the inheritance and posts about you getting raped online.

No. 1422084

>>1422067
Kek is it the same anon >>>/ot/1415750 >>>/ot/1415821 >>1417139

No. 1422099

>>1421954
>ummm my terrible sister is going to travel with moids and if she gets raped it's only her fault
You've posted the exact same story multiple times before over the past months. Get creative with your bait.

No. 1422100

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My Nigel is out hiking and being fit all day and I'm still in bed with my cat.

No. 1422109

>>1422100
that pic is so cuteee, the two best aminals in a picture

No. 1422287

My ultimate dream is to be a rapster and have no job outside of it but I don't have the talent or connections to get beats and even if I did it'd never be successful. I just want to bring some crazy new shit to the crappy rap scene in my country.

No. 1422315

I accidentally killed a lot of small animals when I was very young due to not knowing how to properly care for them (or maybe bad breeding considering where they were from. I don't know but it doesn't matter) and now that I understand the likely reason (bad food, bad enclosures, not enough enrichment) why so many died, I'm afraid of ever having kids or pets again.

No. 1422365

I'm thinking about illegally buying a gun as you can't legally own one here. My stepdad trained me with weapons since I was 12, so I know how to use one and how to respect it. The world is getting crazier and I would feel safer having it as a final form of defence.

No. 1422519

I find parasocial relationship with my fav streamer more satisfying than real-life relationships with my friends.

No. 1422528

A neighbor I never met accidentally sent some amazon stuff to my place with only a first name as an addressee. After chatting with amazon days ago about wtf was going on, they told me to throw it away keep or whatever. So I took some hair clips and accidentally left them at someone's house yesterday. Today the neighbor came by looking for the mistaken packages and I pinned the missing hair clips on my sister. I feel bad but it was her fault for not putting the right house number.

No. 1422534

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Sometimes I express opinions here that I don't actually hold, kek

No. 1422551

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when i was a teen there was a guy that really liked me (never liked him back) and i used to incite him to do homosexual stuff because i was a fujoshit. He sent me several ahegao faces while he was wearing his friends glasses(i only like guys with glasses), he stuck a finger up his ass and also he sucked his friend's cock. Now he's larping as a chad tradtoth but i know what he did.

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>>1422551
You are so mean lol kudos to you

No. 1422577

I am so glad Ezra Miller sabotaged the DCCU, i hate his ugly supreme gentleman mug and i hate marvelfags with a burning passion. I dont want more normalfag gendies in the DC fandom.

No. 1422624

I want to dedicate my life to Big Boss

No. 1422651

>>1422551
Lmfaoo I made some weird fake goth emo skater dude cross dress I still have pics of it on my my eyes only.

No. 1422661

>>1422551
>>1422651
Man I wish I had done stuff like this instead of spending my teen years being a retarded pickme

No. 1422668

>>1422551
>>1422651
That is some prime extortion blackmail material, you have my respect.

No. 1422800

I wish I could sniff lysol wipes all day but I shouldn't but I want to.

No. 1422815

>>1422800
Girl what

No. 1422829

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No. 1422834

>>1422815
They smell so fucking good. But the chemicals will kill me.

No. 1422865

I’m sorry for infighting on here sometimes

No. 1422871

I eat all of the nuts and dried fruit out of my housemate’s muesli

No. 1422874

I formed a shopping addiction for a short period in my life because for a while, sales people were the only ones who were nice to me and buying things meant I received validation

No. 1422914

>>1422865
It’s ok me too

No. 1422951

>>1416448
I'm an immigrant to Australia and I find a lot of the way people interact with the indigenous here performative. Constantly acknowledging traditional owners (when none are present, and that acknowledgement does nothing). Warnings on the news when there are images of dead people (seems to be only Aboriginal dead, though, which is weird because if it's about respecting the dead so as not to anger a spirit, surely that extends to all dead?).
In the city the other day some blue-haired libfem screaming about Iran or whatever said that she acknowledged that the land she was standing on was stolen and colonisation continues. Well if her POV is that colonisation continues and the land is stolen, how come she doesn't move? If Aboriginal people came together and said unianimously that they want everyone in this country to leave, would the lefties leave? No, they wouldn't, so what's the point of saying such things? "We acknowledge we are mean nasty colonists, let's all feel guilty about it, but we're still never going to leave". If Aussies want to help the 3% of aboriginals left here, give them their own self-governing state or something, let them live how they want to in their state and be done with it.

No. 1423058

I just ate four cherry pop tarts I toasted in my oven and washed it down with a tall, frosty glass of whole milk. My menstrual cycle is a cunt kek.

No. 1423060

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bumping for porn

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No. 1423201

I've been thinking about breaking up with my LTR Boyfriend but I don't think I will because I know it'll benefit us in the long run. I'm just confused right now. Feels unfair. But men don't have feelings anyways so they don't consider these things. Kek. Not going to worry anymore.

No. 1423207

>>1422951
The only reason they wouldn't leave is because Europe isn't being forced to repatriate its colonists. Anyone with any European ancestry should be allowed to go back to Europe and live there whenever they want imo

No. 1423501

I stole from my work and I was high when I did it. I'm pretty sure they're gonna fire me over it next shift but do I care that much? Not really considering the pay. Whaddaya gonna do.

No. 1423512

I think nonnies posting in dog hate/cat hate threads are as retarded as stupid moids.

Not liking an animal is ok, but hating it to the degree you actually post abotu it online? Moid behaviour. Insane. Disgusting.

No. 1423518


No. 1423535

>>1423512
i agree. but we don't have a cat hate thread. i mean, one was made but it flopped hard

No. 1423570

>>1423512
i post in the dog hate thread bc i hate dog owners. most of the ppl there just hate dogfags.

No. 1423595

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People have been mistaking me for Grimes on like fucking 4chan and other anonymous types of social media since 2014, i don't know why, I was just some underage idiot posting my dumb autistic opinions on /mu/ and people would say oh yeah that's clearly Claire.
Even nowadays I get >hi grimes ' ed
sometimes, i don't know if i laugh about it or be pissed off, hell, maybe Grimes hasn't even ever been on fucking 4chan maybe it always me, that'd be pretty fucking hilarious.

No. 1423638

>>1423595
Why would they mistake you for her? Just shit takes?

No. 1423644

My online boyfriend’s paraplegic cat died suddenly of old age after a long happy life a week or two ago and while I’m sad that kitty passed away, I’m struggling to take his grieving very seriously. Bro if you’re lonely let me come over and visit you, it’s been ten years and you’re still acting shady

No. 1423646

>>1423535
>one was made but it flopped hard
based and cat pilled

No. 1423649

>>1423644
>having an online boyfriend of 10 years
Why

No. 1423650

>>1423512
I think your reddit spacing is pretty bad too.

No. 1423655

>>1423644
Am I just missing the joke or something because why the fuck do you have an online boyfriend for 10 years

No. 1423665

>>1423512
You're right, those people are fucked.

No. 1423681

>>1423570
yeah I was gonna say that it's mostly people seething over people that love pets. Usually the more that people love something, the more angry the backlash is.

No. 1423686

>>1423644
nonna i think you have been groomed by a 50yo married men for the past 10 years and you didnt realize it

No. 1423693

>>1423644
>Online
>Has ill cat
>Strings along an online relationship for years with no visit or plans too
Where is he from? He sounds like the streamer that has been known to groom girls and dates farmers

No. 1423721

Whenever I see people on social media asking for money (especially if it's for pets or medical expenses) I always really, really want to send them something, but I'm super wary of scams so I never do. IRL charity is better for me.

No. 1423775

>>1423693
He won’t tell me, I feel like he’s from a major city but which one? Idk.

>>1423686
>>1423655
>>1423649
I know, it’s bad. At this point I’m milking it a little for the gifts. But nobody irl wants to be with me or around me, so some of us just have to take what we’re given. Inb4 “it’s more dignified to be alone” yes it is, but dignity < having any kind of support over the last ten years

No. 1423786

>>1423775
Nona, I have no words. Love yourself. You deserve a proper relationship, not some discord boyfriend.

No. 1423787

>>1423775
>He won’t tell me, I feel like he’s from a major city but which one? Idk.
Nonna…

No. 1423804

>>1414440
old post but kek

No. 1423818

>>1423775
I was in your situation a while ago and if they don't want to meet up with you it's a red flag. I was stupid and made excuses for her, she was a cheater. Just tell him to meet up, and if he doesn't want to then break it off with him and date the person irl better.

No. 1423858

>>1423681
ntayrt but people who don't train their pets don't really love them imo

No. 1423926

>>1423775
Is he from UK?

No. 1423931

>>1415321
>>1415327
For the love of god, whatever you do, don't call yourself lesbians

No. 1423943

>>1423775
10 years? How old are you? There's no way he wasn't talking to you when he was underage. Also he has a girlfriend irl

No. 1424041

>>1423775
Your "relationship" is non-existent and also retarded. Why not just have friends if you're more in it for the emotional support?

No. 1424055

I miss that cow that cosplayed as tifa. I don't know if someone cowtipped her or she was obsessed with searching herself, but I loved the insane fiction she would create about herself, the shoops and the obsession with being ff7 character. It was all so entertaining, but she know about her thread, even if someone finds her out now she will just wipe everything. I remember reading her twitter and laughing so hard, god I miss that.

No. 1424065

>>1423786
>>1423787
>>1424041
Don’t worry, I’m well aware it’s not a real relationship. I would just get friends or a proper relationship but as I said before, nobody likes being around me. I really try to get on with people too.

>>1423926
He says so

>>1423943
I’m 30, he’s 31.

>>1423818
I’ve tried to do that but he is the only person I can talk to. I’ve come to accept that it is what it is.

No. 1424170

>>1424055
I loved that cow and that thread, I'm finnish so her finn larp was not only interesting but it was hilarious, the last language you can fake to know.

No. 1424194

I've been with my boyfriend for a pretty long time. I'm happy with my relationship and he treats me well, otherwise we wouldn't be together, but there was one point in time I thought about breaking up with him simply because I had no other dating experience and I never got to date any women due to crushing on him and my mom being terribly homophobic to me in high school because she suspected I was gay. These impulses were never acted on but I still feel ashamed I felt them at all.

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>>1415748
For some reason the I never interpreted these shirts as them trying to dress up as DV victims. I just thought it was supposed to be the scars/bruises from everything they’ve ‘killed’

No. 1424255

>>1424065
What's the most you know about him? What's he do for work? What's he like?

No. 1424295

>>1424255
I don’t know what he does. He is gentle now, after my suicide attempt, but he never used to be. I think he feels guilty, because before that we used to get into cycles of him sending me horrible messages and then apologising and being very kind every couple of days. I remember crying a lot and apologising constantly for whatever he’d decided he hated me for that day.
I’ve not seen a picture of him. He says he has black hair and brown eyes. I don’t know much about him at all. He bought me an expensive gaming laptop and all kinds of things for Christmas and birthdays. I don’t get him anything because I don’t know where to send it. He bought me a Nintendo Switch when I got out of hospital. I get Switch games and sweets mostly, and when Danganronpa Deluxe came out he sent me the collector’s edition. I don’t send nudes or anything anymore but I used to, years ago when we’d sext.

No. 1424310

>>1424295
>Danganronpa Deluxe
………….

No. 1424311

>>1424310
Everything makes sense now

No. 1424403

>>1424065
>>1424295
>Don’t worry, I’m well aware it’s not a real relationship. I would just get friends or a proper relationship but as I said before, nobody likes being around me. I really try to get on with people too.
You need to figure out what this issue is because…

>I think he feels guilty, because before that we used to get into cycles of him sending me horrible messages and then apologising and being very kind every couple of days. I remember crying a lot and apologising constantly for whatever he’d decided he hated me for that day.

…he is absolutely going to start doing this again. And you won't be able to drop him, just like you weren't before.

Seriously, try therapy, online therapy, track down any old friend you had and is willing to talk to ask them if they would tell you what's going on with you, whatever.

Also, seriously, if you are willing to sext and send nudes to a guy in exchange for emotional support, you can absolutely find a guy is willing to just be nice to you and not emotionally abuse you in exchange for nudes. It's not that hard. Sign up for Tinder et al, swipe right on anyone who doesn't disgust you, and what you are looking for is guys who love to text with you, but always come up with a reason they can't meet in person. There you go, that's your guy. And these guys just love to be text boyfriends so you it's highly likely you won't need to send nudes. If he turns emotionally abusive, drop him and go back to Tinder.

No. 1424419

>>1424295
This sounds weirdly close to the guy who is serial dating farmers… You should set up a burner email so we can exchange more info

No. 1424508

>>1424419
Shut the fuck up, there’s no guy dating “farmers” stop memeing in every thread fucking discord pedo

No. 1424965

I'm just going to embrace i have scrote humor, like the humor of a teenage edgy boy. I'm not talking rape jokes, just goofy random retard like humor.
I'm very childish for my age and some of things I believe people think i'm joking but i'm dead serious.

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>>1424965
Me too nonnie!! I love stupid humor so much

No. 1425125

>>1424508
There's literally a thread about him in snow kek. Even if you don't think it's true it's sus you try to stop farmers from revealing shitty moids

No. 1425138

My life may be bad at times but at least it has never been “decade long internet bf I never even seen a picture of” bad.

No. 1425157

>>1425138
Glad I could help you in some way anon

No. 1425164

>>1425138
kek. At least she's getting gifts out of it.

No. 1425240

I almost shared that Instafest Spotify wrap-up thing on social media (where it shows your most-listened to artists and makes a fake music festival lineup from it), until at the last second I realized my ex’s band is on there. Almost called myself out to all of our mutual friends that I still listen to his music, that was a close one kek

No. 1425274

lol the nona earlier reminded me of the e-bf i met on a random free to play mmo who groomed me from ages 13 to 20. a lot of it is fuzzy because repression but he told me he was 2 years older than me then revealed when i was 17 that he was actually 11 years older than me. he also sent me expensive gifts but i never saw his face or knew anything about his life at all until i started distancing myself once i started college. he finally sent me pictures and told me about what he did for work (he was extraordinarily ugly and worked a minimum wage food service job) in order to try to keep me around but i ended up breaking up with him later
so anyways online bf nona, just start distancing yourself and he'll probably panic and open up

No. 1425343

>>1425240
It's not out yet nonna… Unless you're recalling some distant memory now then sorry

No. 1425344

I'm so glad I'm autistic and female socialization didn't work on me because the way some women bend over backwards for obnoxious moids, holy shit.

No. 1425356

>>1425344
that doesn't always work like that. the most autistic woman i know is also the biggest pick me you've ever seen in your life. you lucked out.

No. 1425359

>>1425343
Nta, I don't use Spotify but maybe it's different in different countries or something

No. 1425367

>>1425359
Nope, it's scheduled to come this friday for everyone. Maybe OP saw one of these reminders of wrapped from 2021 spotify sends out right now and misinterpreted it as the current one? In which case hopefully in her 2022 wrapped the ex's band won't be there anymore

No. 1425370

I have lost all will to live. I only live to spite people i hate and make them angry at my mere existence. Also to draw my husbando.

No. 1425376

>>1425356
No idea where I got it then, my mom has always been a people pleaser (the kind that sews costumes for a school play for free), maybe I subconsciously didn't want to turn out like her and went the opposite way.

No. 1425423

In like a decade, from a point of being a naive "let's go dutch on dates" type who believed I had to put down serious professional and other achievements to even be good enough for men, I really just became someone who only considers "getting" a guy for economic reasons, since it'd effectively just double my income, while thinking about how could I interact with him the least, since I find most of their humour and their sexual advances tiring. So in the end, yes, men are just a walking paycheck.

No. 1425443

I think Jill is adorable and I wish she was my gf. I don't believe in DID but I'd ignore it because love is blind to retardation

No. 1425779

I care way too much about achieving a flat stomach while knowing full well I'm not disciplined enough to stick to a diet that would let me achieve it, and also most of my wardrobe is loose and flowing clothing where my stomach never sees the light of day. Flat stomachs and thigh gaps are a stupid fucking meme but I've fallen for them and I hate what it does to my body image.

No. 1425959

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After peaking, I've found it really difficult to have any empathy for males such as when I see a news article of a man being murdered or assaulted. Like I just don't care, I'm aware that's probably not a controversial thing to say on here kek but it's like my brain or heart doesn't produce any sort of emotion to it anymore. If it's a young boy it's different but for grown men I'm just like…eh whatever, who cares? I see a lot of responses that gush over a male victim and I just don't understand it. The male in questioned statistically would have watched porn and got off to videos of exploited women. Almost every male does that these days, so why should I have empathy for them?

It's completely opposite when it's a woman or girl though, and I do know that they are often targeted because they are female which breaks my heart. Men are often just killed or attacked because they're all violent chimps with no self-control or empathy for others. I fear that if I discuss this anywhere else on the internet that I will get a bunch of comments calling me an evil femcel bitch or amber heard or whatever they're calling women with standards these days.

No. 1426110

>>1425343
It’s not officially through Spotify, it’s a separate one through instafest.app

No. 1426234

In my fantasies, society collapses, and I go hunting male tech workers.

No. 1426352

I find moids so much easier to talk to than women. You can start a conversation with a stupid joke, I have no idea how to start a conversation with a women. Women make way better friends in the long run but casual talk with men is so much easier imo.

No. 1426361

>>1425959
This is me too. I was a bleeding heart softie until I retardedly spent a significant amount of time in manosphere spaces. They hate us so fucking much, being wary of them and disregarding males is really just self preservation.

No. 1426365

>>1418161
late but I salute you anon, they're so cute together.

No. 1426370

>>1425959
>>1426361
Same. Sometimes I even catch myself thinking "ha ha, good." when I read about a male victim. Except for children, if something happens to a little boy I still feel very upset. But once they go through puberty all males turn into evil misogynists so my empathy is gone.

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No. 1426375

>>1426352
thats bc they will do anything to have sex with you

No. 1426379

>>1426352
If i tried to talk to a moid like that they would usually become irate or feel awkward so i'd say that's just you.

No. 1426380

>>1426352
You can start a conversation with just about any woman by venting about something relatable

No. 1426386

i hung out with people who genuinely made me uncomfortable and were engaging in something that is completely against my morals and i feel bad for having morals i literally just want to be a good person i don’t want to be a bad person who does bad things and weird sex drugs with weird people like if i sit back and think about it i’m literally like not ok and making horrible choices

No. 1426424

>>1426352
I kinda agree but I think its because I'm ugly and incapable of socializing properly so moids don't want to fuck me when we speak about random shit meanwhile I fear scaring off potential female friends, so its just harder for me to speak to women

No. 1426449

>>1426352
Same holy shit

No. 1426475

When I was a kid I'd beat the shit out of neighborhood boys with jump ropes and hula hoops as a "game" and I would hide boiled eggs in the shed and trick them into smelling the eggs after they'd started to smell rotten and I also made a boy lick an old flyswatter one time. They kept coming around to play even after I did all of this and I never got in trouble for it. Anyways I still have the desire to hurt moids.

No. 1426480

>>1426424
You can't be that ugly if they aren't that annoyed by your existence from my own experience men hate it when ugly women talk to them.

No. 1426483

>>1426475
Violent little girls really empower my inner child who was bullied by baby scrotes

No. 1426488

>>1426352
Yeah I feel that, I’m afraid of getting rejected by normie women. I don’t see men as humans so I’m not intimidated.

No. 1426500

>>1426475
I threw moids into the town canals (was way taller than them up until age 14 or so). I used to grab them from under their arms and swing them around like a cartoon then let them go tumbling down into the muck. Usually they deserved it in one way or another.

No. 1426518

i want to take my boyfriend's virginity.

we haven't had sex because we agreed to take things slow, we want to be careful etc. but goddamnit, i wanna ride him.

No. 1426533

>>1426386
Anon you know what the right thing to do is. That's why you feel bad right? Distance yourself from people who don't have the same standards as you do. Simple.

No. 1426590

I can't stop perceiving women as watered down moids but more pathetic. I mean solely our physicality. Our faces are like that of those soy-boys I hate. Maybe it's because I'm homophobic, but women look like literal faggots to me. And don't get me started on female bodies. It's cool we can bring life into the world but like, THEY use our bodies. It's fucking gross. And most of us are weaker, there's nothing good about this body at all. literally null. We may live longer but at what cost? We're technically "better" than men, but only so they can more easily and readily abuse us, so we can twist things in ways that perpetuates the cycle. We're better so we're dumber, reproduction requires this from us. Hate(what)

No. 1426594

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>>1426590
>not using that hatred as a motivation to get shredded as fuck and crush moids with your bare hands
you are, indeed, a weak faggot.

No. 1426601

>>1426594
I have a spine deformity that I'm afraid of making worse. Also pretty sure she used steroids.

No. 1426608

>>1426590
pooning out incoming kek

No. 1426615

>>1426601
you dont have to use steroids to be fit and stronger than the modern soy moid

No. 1426620

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>>1426590
Do you spend a lot of time on moid-infested imageboards? If so, stop it. When I frequently browsed 4chan in high school my internalized misogyny was at an all time high, and I knew that I had to stop looking at that shit if I ever wanted to respect myself or fellow women. Stop looking at that shit and stop spending time with moids who talk that way, you are being brainwashed.

No. 1426621

>>1426590
male hands typed this post

No. 1426629

My grandmother is a derraged bordeline with an pinch of Munchausen (by proxy and regular) and overall a very exausting person. Now between her bpd mania and just old people's things she's missing the mark so fucking hard in basically everything that's it's almost funny. Today i was talking with my mom and i said "You know, my grandma is insane but you know something about she's always right? Her family from her home country" and my mom just looked at me like i just punched her in the gut. I tried to explain that i was referring to the times that some distant relatives tried to mooch off her and ect but she just mumbled "you're right i guess" while muttering to herself. Now a few hours later i understand her reaction: My grandma ALWAYS tried to push my mom away from her
family. Never teached her the language or the traditions of her country, barely saw them a few times on her life, she never likes her mentioning them or her hometown in general. I basically said that my grandmother was right to push her away from her family.
And you know what? I'M RIGHT. My grandmother was doing the right thing, possibly the only right thing she did in her life. My grandmother ran away from her village (a rural wasteland devasted by a recent war) at 15yrs old because a neighbor raped her and she feared that if she stayed here he would keep doing it. Or that her family would force her to marry her rapist she was also forced to work in the field with hypothermia, and an animal broke her leg as a child and they did nothing half of them are alcoholics and they're all notoriously misogynistic too even by local standards. No, they weren't good people and still not good people. Those things don't change from one generation to the next. Just because they now have pavement and a hotel doesn't mean that the town has changed too. If anything the the last news we had is that now there are drugs in the town and those who werent alcoholics are now coke addicts. They're not my moms's fantasy of a happy rural family that loves each other and eats fresh products everyday. I'm glad that i accidentally popped her bubble before she did something retarded like trying to aproach them. No doubt they would try to get money, accommodation in our house or just spit on her because she's the daughter of a whore who ran away.

No. 1426630

>>1426620
Nope actually, I could never bare frequenting such for more than 1 day at a time. It's just from looking at women. We look like men, just… effeminate and ugly and weak and pathetic

No. 1426645

>>1426630
It must suck thinking like this, for me men have always looked like weird ape versions of women

No. 1426650

>>1426630
Well, that good, but you must be getting heavily dosed with the misogyny from somewhere. Family? Your culture/religion? You need to stop seeing men as the default human. Women are not deficient men. We are our own beings.

No. 1426661

>>1426645
Tbh I rather look like that.
>>1426650
I don't know, I think it's just me. One day I just looked at a woman and thought "huh, looks like a gay man" and I haven't been able to unsee it since. Like an intrusive thought. I know we're the default but I can't help it

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>>1426661
Huh, so it does sound more intrusive/automatic and not like you necessarily believe it 100%. Look into thought-stopping techniques like this one. Good luck!

No. 1426682

i find american men extremely disgusting. not based on their actions or anything, just the thought of an average middle america fat soy mutt retard makes me feel so i’ll. don’t feel the same about american women, i like a lot of you. but american men feel like an abomination created by shaitan himself

No. 1426690

>>1426682
Same, i moved to the US recently and I would never date an american man. I don't like how aggressive they are on top of it.

No. 1426707

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I feel like I'm watching myself flush my life down the drain again despite my ample opportunities and supports at the moment (including therapy and medication), and I don't know why I can't stop it. I always have things to talk about in therapy and my meds have leveled me out a lot. I feel like I'm about to make a huge mistake. It is just so easy to do what you've always done and settle for what comes naturally rather than fighting it. I'm too scared I will not be able to recover from the potential pain and consequences from failing at functional change. I let other people erode my self esteem my whole life and now I am in cognitive dissonance purgatory, unable to trust myself to survive in challenging new circumstances despite all the appalling and humiliating things I have survived (and done to survive) to get to this point. I guess I'm just tired. I don't want to keep going if I inadvertently condemn myself to irrevocable, permanent failure to thrive status because my resources, energy, and will to live simply run out in tandem. I guess it's good I care how things turn out.

No. 1426764

I DO NOT FUCKING CARE NOR GIVE A SINGLE SHIT about the male suicide rate and in fact i think the rate is too low. We should be doing everything in our power to emotionally break them down into doing it more often. They don't give a shit about us or how we feel. They can't even be bothered to do less than the bare fucking minimum and not rape or want to rape every living (and non living) creature that vaguely may have something to put their unwashed dick inside. I don't care about these whiny shitbags who think their penises are the center of the universe and can't even fathom why loneliness and that not having a girlfriend/bangmommy is not a completely valid reason to shoot up a school. I don't give a fuck about men's 'loneliness' when they are incapable of doing the tiniest bit of reflection and realize that yes, women get lonely too, we are expected to put up with it (god forbid you express emotions and be the emotionally manipulative clingy girl) and still somehow we do not kill people en masse, and no, women are not the reason your unsocialized, skid-marked cum-boxers wearing ass can't keep friends. Also, no, gaming and watching YouTube is not a personality. I just don't fucking care about any problems men may have and i hope they continue to run into worse problems and struggle mentally and emotionally more and more, until they show a basic demonstration of seeing women as human beings (impossible)

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No. 1426827

>>1426764
incredibly true and based. I hate when men play the victim, they always use the ''suicide rate'' and 'alimony' excuses, which is their own fault.

No. 1426926

>>1426764
I just hate how many of them have to take out a bunch of innocent people with them. I watched a video lately about a pilot who took 155 innocent people down with him because 'he was depressed' Seeing so many men in the comments sympathising with him and being like… yo lets not judge him… I guarantee they'd judge the fuck out of any woman who dared pulled that shit. There'd be no using depression as an excuse. She'd be vilified. But of course men have this special form of depression thats soo super serious compared to any mental shit a woman goes through. We wouldn't get it. I'm sick of seeing this 'one rule for us and another for you' in response to mens depression or mens acts of violence when they're depressed. They love the victim status. Only a man can go on a killing spree and still somehow be the biggest victim of it because his feelings were hurt and thats the only reason he lashed out, poor guy just needed a friend!

Imagine the collective pain that the murder of 155 people creates. The knock on effect of that. People likely losing multiple family members all at once. The loss of parents, parents burying their kids. People who've fought illnesses or maybe survived their own suicidal thoughts only to have their lives taken from them. Like go overdose in a room by yourself. The theatrics of male suicide are whats most telling to me. Even men who don't murder others often do it in a fashion where they fantasize about their loved ones finding their body and them being riddled with guilt for any thing they ever did to them. Its not depression. Its like a sick game of emotional punishment directed at others.

No. 1426931

>>1426926
It's very telling that whenever gendered differences regarding suicide come up, men tend to fucking mock female suicidal behaviour for being less effective, because women don't want to leave a disfigured body in their family's house or don't want to throw themselves into the open street. They make it a question of vanity, like "ooooh, women don't want to be ugly even it death", while it has more to do with women not wanting to upset or burden their environment even when they're at their lowest.

No. 1426938

>>1426764
may I take you out for a coffee or a boba

No. 1426940

>>1426931
This, when I have attempted, I once even boxed up all my belongings and listen all the stuff worth selling and how much they were worth. I have made a fucking will, gotten tarps and shit and phone numbers for special cleaners ready so the burden would be minimal for the people who know me. All the men who I've known to kill themselves either did it with kids in the fucking house, made a mess or made it so that their own kid had to see their rotting ass body on a fucking winter break and now winters freak somenonny out that's me, I'm the nonny

No. 1426953

>>1426940
are u doing better now nonny?

No. 1427027

I associate ring skinny with being rich and high class. This is why I have such a hard time being fat because I feel like I’m giving off poor vibes.

No. 1427037

>>1426953
In a way yeah, not feeling like attempting but I feel like it's always gonna loom in the corner and that's just how it is, very sweet of you to ask.

No. 1427102

>>1426764
It really angers me whenever we have a discussion about women's mental health, women feeling lonely, beauty standards some moid HAS to chime in with "b-but male suicide rates!!"… I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!!

No. 1427130

>>1427037
I do understand. I felt that way all summer. I kept working and travelling, hoping that I could run away from that feeling. We're all dying one day, I hope you live for something, even something as small as seeing what happens next. Every experience is collecting xp, you know? Is it a lack of community, of direction? A feeling of constant draining in every action?

No. 1427154

>>1426518
Ugh I’m so jealous

No. 1427281

I crave intimacy and being desired but I'm not mentally strong enough to fool around with someone and not develop feelings for them. It took me years to get to my current point, where I am content with myself and perfectly happy being single and don't desire a relationship at all. Actually I think I'm at a point right now where I don't have space in my heart for a relationship because I'm still grieving the loss of a loved one, so I really don't want one. But I still crave the feeling of being desired.

One of my friends, who was super gorgeous and just had such a radiant personality that you couldn't help but be drawn to her, constantly used men for sex then dumped them without regard. I wish I could be her, but I'm stupid and catch feelings too easily and immediately want to settle down. That's how my dumb bitch ass got hurt before.

No. 1427404

One of the reasons I'm gonna start studying programming is because I find women into programming really sexy for some reason so maybe I can feel more confident, on top of having a future in the job market, if I aim for that.

No. 1427511

I was seeing this moid and we were hanging together in public and he was telling me this story about how a future teller approached him and looked at his hand and said he was a dog in past lives. I was entertaining his bullshit and he kept asking me to touch his neck because he said it felt like there was a collar if you touched it, I kept refusing but finally did it and then he fucking bit my hand and barked in the middle of the night in public as loud as he could. Not even a fucking WOOF but a chihuahua YAP. I swear to god I got so embarassed to even be hanging out with him, imagine being seen in a date with him, my god, I just wanted to crawl under a rock and die right there. Why oh why did I give him a chance for starters.

>>1427404
>choosing a profession because she wants to be seen as sexy by other people
Take off the programing stripey socks queen, time for the horse piss injection.

No. 1427527

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>>1427511
>finally did it and then he fucking bit my hand and barked in the middle of the night in public as loud as he could
>chihuahua YAP
I'm sorry nonna this man sounds so unhinged but I'm creasing at the way you described this, i had such a clear mental image of him going YAP and birds flying off in the distance or a stock sound effect of a cat yowling KEK

No. 1427571

>>1427527
miss nonna didn't go on a date she fookin volunteered to be a tard wrangler for the night

No. 1427584

>>1426352
They are easy to talk to but after a while they try flirting with you I'm not even pretty they just see you as a warm willing(?) hole. So what if it's easier to talk to them, I unfriended almost every man on my social media except family and SOME friends. I hate men.

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>>1427527
>>1427571
You two would be glad to know we ended up making out that night. He jizzed his pants while we were kissing, I grabbed my things and left.
Never talked to him again, seeing him in college between classes feels like a fever dream. No, he was not handsome.

No. 1427601

>>1427597
>You two would be glad to know we ended up making out that night.
please don't tell me this was after he tried to bite you and yap.

No. 1427606

I wish I could meet other celibate women, the older I get the less I relate to women in relationships.

No. 1427618

>>1427597
This just keeps getting worse

No. 1427630

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No. 1427648

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>>1427630
My fucking sides. It's okay nona, say three Hail Dworkin and all will be forgiven.
But seriously, we need to imbue little girls with higher self esteem or else many more girls will fall to the trap of being bit by a dogkin and then still giving him enough rope to witness the horror of him jizzing his pants.

No. 1427652

>>1427648
Yes. I love you.

No. 1427672

>>1427511
H…how did you read my post as I want to be sexy to other people? I wrote that because _I_ think women that program are sexy, so I want to be like that on top of the future a programming education gives me since there is a severe lack of programmers, at least in my country. Claiming I'm doing it for other people to find me attractive is to claim the reason someone goes to the gym to feel achieve a goal they find attractive is actually doing it for someone else.

No. 1427716

>>1427597
Omg, nonnie, I literally cannot right now this is fucking gold. You did okay. Although you totally missed out on hissing at him during passing.

No. 1427741

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>>1427511
>>1427597
>>1427630
>An anon had her very own dogboy

No. 1427747

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>>1427741
this gif will never get old

No. 1427759

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A friend from highschool reconnected with me, and she's telling me that she remembers my advices dearly, but I seriously can't remember a single advice that I could've told her back then.
Oh my god, I was such a pickme, I hope it wasn't anything bad, I seriously can't remember a single thing, like I can remember some nice memories and even some bad ones, but I can't remember every single waking minute of my school days.

No. 1427767

>>1427759
Hopefully you told her to not have sex until she was married and saved her from a world of scrote agony

>>1427630
Oh, sweet nonita..

No. 1427775

i had a psychotic break due to a moid. he didn’t even really do anything wrong, i just think the relationship unmasked my mental problems. anyway i’m really suicidal now and i’ve been ruining my life for a year now. all because i went crazy because of a man. like he’s unbothered and fine and i’m killing myself because he triggered me hard, it all started when i was 18 and i’m 20 now. it’s really embarrassing to admit but it’s not all as it seems really.

No. 1427791

I base my self steem in how many times i appear in the screecap thread(7 so far)

No. 1427796

>>1427791
Does your self-worth increase or decrease depending on the amount?

No. 1427802

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I hurt my hand some months ago and now I'm receiving therapy and have a thumb splint and the only thing I'm worried about rn is "ahora como me voy a hacer la paja?"

No. 1427806

>>1427154
i am his first girlfriend, i was his first kiss. it's strange, because he can be equally as lewd as i am. he is very curious and wants to figure out what makes me feel good, what makes him feel good. tbh, he's better than my previous partners who were experienced.

i can't wait to have sex with him when he's ready. i don't think it will be full of lust, but love. god i love him im such a cringey fucker

No. 1427818

I want to do some small, easy suff but my laziness won't let me. I want to write more in my journal but I haven't touched it since writing a lot in one go in February desoite wanting to. I want to buy cute rings and get my ears pierced where the holes have fully healed when I was a kid and my parents decided to prevent me from wearing earrings after piercing them when I was 3yo. But staying in my bed all day long feels so good.

No. 1427823

>>1427796
Increases but if someone comments "cringe" or "not funny" its a critical hit and it takes 3 SSP(selfsteempoints)

No. 1427837

never had a real relationship where i genuinely cared about the person. found this one guy and was enamoured and didnt immediately cut him off or get sick of him and he ended up being so distant and not replying to me all week, sent me home at 5am bcs his ‘mums strict’ despite him being 22 and going home with all of his friends whenever they wanted (because theyre all popular artists). broke up bcs of the lack of communication and not even a month later he was posting a 15 year old girl on his story in the same way he posted me. i unblocked him after a while and raged at him and he continued to deny everything so i publically posted that he was a creep and made some of his industry connections cut ties w him. i feel sorta bad but also feel justified. never gonna trust a moid again

No. 1427849

just moved into a new house cause my parents split and i’m a NEET. previous family who lived here moved out of state to be closer to their daughter’s university. cue a bath and body works package on my front door with their last name on it.
i’m gonna open it after a little bit of time passes nonnas. merry christmas to me

No. 1427851

>>1427837
don’t ever feel pity for a cradle-robbing moid. you did the people in his sphere a solid

No. 1427864

I don’t want to be friends with people who are much more prettier than me. Like if I knew someone who looked like a Victoria secret model I wouldn’t be her friend.

No. 1427876

>>1427864
tbh same, i have absolutely nothing in common with a woman who lives the stacy lifestyle. Most of them do not accept that their life experiences are not considered the universal female experience and have really low empathy for other women but want everyone to feel bad for them when a scrote does them wrong when they make stupid decisions. I am glad they don't want to be my friend. I literally might as well befriend a stinky moid.

No. 1427885

>>1427876
Exactly. I never want to be the duff again.

No. 1427921

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I’ve begun to try to get out of my shell lately, and try to be a go getter. I don’t fail miserably, but there’s always so many hiccups every time. I just have accepted that this is who I am because I have put so much effort into acting normal and still having it be a facsimile. Sisyphus’ rock type shit. Anyways
>at this art event today compiling info on booths for some work I have to do
>see this gallery from Tokyo that has some artists I like
>decide to ask the gallery attendants there for any details
>one of the guys there is extremely handsome
>I am nervous but intrigued
>there’s 3 gallery attendants and I make eye contact with one of guys standing around so I decide to ask him questions (the art comes first)
>he tells me his english is bad and that I’ll have to talk to hiroshi (changing his name)
>vaguely points to 2 guys sitting
>”who is hiroshi?”
>my autism is activated as we go back forth 3 times with me asking who hiroshi is and him vaguely pointing again
>hiroshi waves his hands around I guess he heard us
>cute guy is across from him scarfing down fries
>he’s tipping the carton back to get the crumbs and this makes me swoon for some godforsaken reason
>say hello and ask hiroshi if there are any highlights he wants me to talk about (I give tours)
>he proceeds to talk about some of the works
>his english is good but I feel like I’m torturing him
>I’m so nervous that half my focus is on not combusting and on what he’s saying
>he starts flipping his sentence structures like in japanese grammar
>solving puzzles in my head because it sounds so weird in english
>you could probably cook an omelette on my back at this point
>the first gallery attendant is now near us to check up on things
>on the verge of evaporating
>start to wrap it up to be considerate of hiroshi’s time and thank him because he did give me a lot of valuable info
>I can’t even bear to look over at the cute guy because I’m still embarrassed anyways
Fucking hate being a weaboo

No. 1427931

>>1427864
>>1427876
I've been the duff to a Stacy for 24 years and it actually makes me feel better about my looks. Men have behaved in terrifying ways around her ever since we were in high school together. I've had occasional run-ins with men but the way they lose their minds around her is non-stop bullshit. I'm sure she pities me for being fugly but I'll take the power of invisibility over being a perpetual target any day.

No. 1427942

>>1427931
Probably the best part of being ugly. i've been accused of lying for saying i don't get harassed by men though. I hate it when they try to ask me for advice to avoid moids because i am sure they actually enjoy the attention they get to some extent or would probably crumble to dust at the idea of not being validated every day.

No. 1427975

>>1427931
>the way they lose their minds around her is non-stop bullshit.
Elaborate further?

No. 1428136

it's been said in this thread alone, but i also could not give a fuck less about men's mental health. they created all their own problems. they wrote the laws that put the shovels into their own hands, conditioned and repressed themselves into digging those graves, and now all they wanna do is hem and haw about how they have to lie in them.

go to war about it, retard. i don't fucking care!!!

also a sidenote but i hope women keep little meow-meowing call of duty characters. in fact, i hope passionate and invested women infect every inch of their retarded army sim gaming spheres and draw all of their favorite soldiers having gay sex, just to light a fire under their asses.

tl;dr men are crybabies and if i see any more of their whinging i'm gonna draw soap and ghost kissing with tongue.

No. 1428205

>>1427876
Fuck I kinda feel this. I was close friend with a gorgeous woman and I didn't realize I was one of her duffs until we went on a trip together. I'm not all that ugly, just don't stand out a lot but next to her I looked like a fat giant because I'm 5"10 and normal weight while she was very petite, so wherever we went during the trip guys would come up to her to chat while ignoring me no matter how much I tried to take part in the conversation and she didn't seem to understand why I got upset. This went on for a couple of times a day during our 15 day trip, she would also translate whenever she overheard people talking about how pretty she was and if she was a model and attempt pretending to not be smug about it. This was years ago but my confidence is still fucked up since then.

No. 1428208

>>1428205
I want to add in that I wasn't upset that I was ignored by the scrotes, but it's upsetting to be left out of conversations several times or have people roll their eyes or shrug you off when you try to say anything.

No. 1428260

I'm jealous of people who are close to their grand parents, my maternal grand parents got old very fast and they were already geriatric at 70, we visited them once a year and it was always the most boring time ever, nothing to do in their tiny village and my mom and them were mostly talking in their local dialect so we never really felt included. When they died I felt more sad for my mom than anything else. As for my paternal grandma she probably didn't want children in the first place so her relationship with my dad was strained so it was always strange to go there, I didn't feel anything either when she died.

No. 1428307

my boyfriend eats me out a lot but it makes me embarrassed so I tend to forget about it but sometimes I remember and it makes me embarrassed but I like it when he does it and he does it frequently. he looks cute doing it too

No. 1428319

I love when blood clots come out while on my period. It feels so satisfying when a clump slips out maybe because I feel like my body is getting rid of all the stuff it's trying to successfully
It's probably the same reason I love pimple popping videos especially when you can see a crater left behind by all the gunk that was removed
So therapeutic

No. 1428320

Since there has been some discussion about beautiful/unattractive women: are there Nonna's with experience as somebody who went all of their life being the ugly one, only to suddenly become extremely attractive after high school? It was a really weird shift for me personally and I feel like I'm in a strange world where I still relate so much to "ugly" people due to growing up being the invisible unattractive one all my life, whilst simultaneously experiencing what it is like to be very pretty. I accept now that I'm pretty, but it's also really difficult. I can see it now, finally, but I also have spent so much of my life being invisible and unwanted, that I can't let go of those experiences despite life being so different now. It feels so strange for people to not understand what I mean when I say I can relate or I know where they're coming from, when they talk about their experiences getting rejected/ignored/ridiculed/feeling like they're unlovable.

No. 1428349

>>1428307
don’t mean to pick on you in particular but how is i have sex with my boyfriend a confession

No. 1428351

Sometimes I'll leave blood on my face after heavy nosebleeds. I won't smear it on my face or anything but I'll "forget" to wash it off until I go outside or shower. It makes me feel badass, like an ancient barbarian or something equally cringe, plz no bully.

No. 1428364

>>1428320
I've had a similar experience. Personally I've had some sort of self-confidence despite everything so I never viewed my natural self as ugly but my previous awkwardness, lack of good proper styling, and being a late bloomer definitely made me a target for bullying and for others to see me as "ugly". I got myself right about two years ago and people no longer view me that way. At the beginning, I shared the same feeling of being in a strange world and having a hard time getting people who were in my old situation understand that I understood what they were going through. Eventually it got to the point where I just said "fuck it" when it came to them; either they connect with me about it or they don't. Some people truly just like to wallow in their misery and the ones that don't want to connect over it usually fall into this category so I let it be. That's on them, no one else.

No. 1428374

>>1427802
yo quiero taco bell

No. 1428375

>>1428349
I tend to push away the memory of him eating me out specifically because it embarrasses me a lot, but I happened to remember it and wanted to savour this moment by sharing it anonymously. I also just needed an outlet for it because this act specifically makes me feel overwhelmed

No. 1428606

I hate that trannies are actually so disgusting inside and out in real life but someone who looks and acts exactly like a woman but has a penis would be the ultimate straight woman choice really. Everyone agrees women usually have better personalities and even straight women are more sexually aroused by the female form, but since those people would have real functional penises they would still be men but actually hot and likeable. I wish trannies and other male coomers hadn't ruined the concept to most women.

No. 1428662

I often feel a strong urge to end my posts or messages with "owo" and I'm not sure why. Of course I don't do it because I'm civilized, but I'm not sure why the urge is there in the first place, like this sort of itch.

No. 1428776

i've bought a few essays for university; i don't regret it at all. if anything i'm glad i did it, because i got my degree and i have a job now and that final week of university wasn't me crying over all the shit i had to do

No. 1428789

>>1428776
that's actually brilliant, where did you buy them from? like online or is that a service somewhere or just from someone you know

No. 1428794

>>1428776
Are you working in a field related to your degree? I work in a stem field and I swear some of my coworkers must have bought their degrees because they haven't a fucking clue how to do their jobs. I should be getting more money than them imo.

No. 1428799

>>1428789
i used fiverr.

>>1428794
yeah, but the classes had nothing to do with my degree. i just didn't want to write a ten page essay on something that wasn't relevant to what i would be doing in the field

No. 1428804

>>1428799
don't tell them it's an essay by the way, i lied and said i needed it for a blogpost. i wouldn't recommend just turning it in either, definitely give it a read through and spruce it up. i might've gotten lucky with my seller but i've read some horror stories of the bought essays being total nonsense

No. 1428859

I'm not attracted to women or men who look too much like me and feel bad about it sometimes. They're pretty, but it's like a part of my brain goes "Eww don't go there" at the thought of dating them. I tried to stomach it once and dated a moid with a similar phenotype, but every time he got near me I almost vommed.

No. 1428903

i want an irl farmer friend. i feel so lonely because i can only half unmask in my liberal retard town. if i tried to peak any of my handmaiden girlfriends they’d think i’m cruel and unusual

No. 1428910

>>1428606
>straight women are more sexually aroused by the female form
A straight woman can objectify the female form sure like the way straight women get turned on by women in porn but it’s not real sexual attraction. She would have to be a bisexual.
What you’re looking for is basically a futanari, it’s a woman who has a dick (and pussy). Because she’s a woman, she has every mannerism, personality and socialization of one, only she has a dick. A true and honest girl dick. She’s also a fantasy creature that doesn’t exist irl.
I know troons call themselves futa and dick girls referencing the hentai concept but they are fundamentally different. They are men, possessing male dick, failing to imitate female appearance and personality. They unfortunately can’t give you what you’re looking for.

No. 1428916

>>1427864
Honest to God I think this is why girls have fallen out with me when I swear to god I never did them wrong I just got more male attention

No. 1428919

>>1428910
I didn't get this post as a straight woman I can't say I'm more turned on by the female form. Objectively that's now how it works.

No. 1428923

>>1428903
I wonder about this sometimes, how many women out there mask as liberal re: TRA stuff because of social pressure but secretly are gender critical internally. For all you know, you could have covert farmer friends already but no sane woman would ever admit irl that they browse this site.

No. 1428946

>>1428923
It’s so true. I have had multiple instances of friends and associates (not even close) whom I assumed to be full TRA status. But only in one-on-one conversations that they start saying things like “sometimes I feel like women are getting spoken over” and “it’s not fair (in regard to sports, scholarships, diversity hires)”. They’d share some unpleasant experiences with troons even if using the PC language. Idk maybe I subconsciously give off terf vibe that some women tune into.
But one thing I know for sure ain’t nobody in my life uses this stupid site kek

No. 1428998

I relate to vegan anon that posted how bad eating meat makes them feel. I've been vegetarian, pescatarian, and now occasional meat eating at the end of the 3 years of commitment. I've only ever done a year hear and there in the past. I have so many feelings. I'm sick of nothing abouty behavior based around my values actually accomplishes anything. If I dont eat that meat it would go to waste, whether it's someone tossing it in the trash when it expires or the store throwing it out when it's unpurchased because God forbid poor people eat and anyone who has worked with food in America knows the insane waste involved… I'm going to buy bacon next shopping trip.

Ive been slowly reassessing all my values and priorities, most notably from being a militant sjw to pretty much textbook radical feminist. But a lot of times I feel I am just giving up on trying to make the world a better place by focusing on my own selfish happiness/pleasure. I feel like it's women's forced socialized burden to mitigate all harm, when men are in charge and just ruining everything constantly. I'm sick of caring so much and feeling guilty and shameful for not being morally airtight or being able to influence positive change. But then again I'm afraid of being more like men.

No. 1429009

>>1427864
I've been friends with some, but they all end up joking about my appearance unprovoked like I'm a punching bag and were sometimes cruel to me. Like dumping me at a library by myself when we were supposed to hang out all because her faggot boyfriend she would cheat on anyway came to town. They see you as a pet when you see them as their world and even if they were ugly I still would've done anything for them, but I still got treated like shit. Now they're online with their libfem girls support girls bs.

No. 1429013

>>1428998
>women's forced socialized burden to mitigate all harm, when men are in charge and just ruining everything constantly
It’s true and it’s not fair. You shouldn’t feel bad about choosing to be selfish sometimes. Women shouldn’t have to devote to making perfect ethnical choices every moment of every day. It doesn’t have to be all or nothing. Eat your bacon, feel better and keep doing what you can anon ♥

No. 1429073

I relapsed and it didn't even feel good.

No. 1429090

>>1429009
>but they all end up joking about my appearance unprovoked like I'm a punching bag and were sometimes cruel to me
I've experienced the same. It's like more attractive women keep you around to vent or make themselves look more beautiful with moids but in reality they have this deep hate and disgust for ugly women for no reason. They can't help making random jokes and casually insult you. I've had "friends" that would suddenly tell me "haha you're becoming even uglier" or "anon are you a man or a woman?? I can't tell haha" while chatting about completely unrelated stuff.
Either that or they'll insult other ugly people (with similar features to mine) in my presence and then they'll go "omg no you're soooo prettyy" in the fakest voice ever.
Tbh I've given up on having female friends because they're all prettier kek. Moids are awful too so I'll just be alone I guess.

No. 1429099

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I just tried eating my dog’s treats. It was okay. Kind of like a savoury digestive biscuit/cracker. The problem is that my mother saw me do it when I thought I was alone. Jesus Christ. I haven’t heard the end of it. My retarded little brother keeps barking at me (the barking is not a symptom of his retardation, he is making fun of me). My mum keeps calling me a greedy bitch and laughing at her own joke because teehee anon, get it? Bitch? Well, let this greedy fucking bitch eat her dog treats in peace.
I can’t imagine what it’s like to have so little curiosity for the world around you. How can you be so literally averse to learning, to be so wilfully ignorant that you cannot comprehend seeking out a new sensory experience firsthand? Even plants spread their roots and search for heat and light in the void, so what does that make you if doing so seems like a ridiculous idea? Intellectually you are plankton. You are moss. You are stupid little microbes under my microscope.
This is exactly like the time I pressed a strange light switch under the desk at work. I told my supervisor and she said very seriously, “I have worked at this petrol station for twenty years and I have no idea what that switch does.”
Well, it turned out it switched off all the fuel pumps off and called the fire brigade. I got fired from that job, but to this day I still occasionally think, “Linda, how did you do it? Twenty years and you never even asked anybody about it? You weren’t tempted to give it a little flick at any point? What is your life like? What happened to you?”

Anyway, I ate dog biscuits but so fucking what? I eat worse things all the time. Eat whatever you want nonnies, God is dead.

No. 1429109

>>1429103
Eat shit, Linda

No. 1429110

>>1429073
Never does.

No. 1429112

>>1429099
Girl what the fuck

No. 1429118

>>1429112
Sorry that your IQ is too low to comprehend the ways of the intellectually curious.

No. 1429122

I can't trill even though that's the only kind of r in my language, I can only flap.

No. 1429130

>>1429109
>using random womans name every time you get a reply you don’t like
Peak 2016 twitta humor you got there

No. 1429134

>>1429130
Did you even read the post

No. 1429168

>>1429099
Don't listen to anyone else who is going to reply to you - you're based.
First of all, everyone has tried their cat's/dog's treats at least once, out of curiosity at least. They're just to scared to admit it.
Second of all, you did Linda a favor by actually finding out where the switch to turn off the pumps/call the fire department at a fucking gas station is. It was dumb of you to flip the switch without asking anyone first but ultimately the blame is on her.
Third, people are too closed minded about food these days. Sure i technically eat baby food, but its just the fruit varieties which makes it into a pleasant applesauce-type snack, just with other fruits so it has more variety. I get shit on for this all the time jus because its labelled baby food, but its just blended fruit. Dog food can be eaten, it just doesn't taste good, but some survival experts say it good to have in places where you might get stranded, since you will only eat it when you really have to.
Yeah, people really lack curiosity imo.

No. 1429190

>>1429099
Your mom is mean. I said I wanted to eat a dog biscuit when I was a little kid and my mom read the ingredients and gave me one. You're right, it tastes like a very dry biscuit.
My coworkers ate cat food the other day. Hilarious as hell, I was going to get in on it because they were hesitating and being pussy but both almost threw up after the first bite so I'm glad I didn't.

No. 1429192

>>1429099
I probably would have curiously pressed the button too anon. but seriously why were you not told about what it does if it switches of all the pumps AND calls the fire brigade? isn't that kinda important to know? that is bad on them anon

No. 1429274

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I did it you guys. I don't know how I did, because I'm a huge NEET; I've been a FUCKING NEET for years now. for so long, A NEET. but I spontaneously walked into a really fancy bar and expressed interest and fast forward several weeks here I am, with ZERO experience, ZERO connections, MINIMAL resume with MANY YEARS EMPTY… simply by walking in and acting like I knew what I was doing… I got this job, at a fancy fucking cocktail bar that talks about notes, the nose, rice polishing percentages, etc. I have no GODDAMNED idea what I'm doing. no experience. I repeat: none. my first shift is tomorrow, I'm barbacking. please. send help

No. 1429279

>>1429274
dont worry, you dont have to know too much to barback. think of it as an apprenticeship where you learn as you go. just be really nice and professional.

No. 1429281

>>1429099
I cant stop laughing it hurts

No. 1429317

>>1429099
I ate some yogurt covered hamster treats, yummy

No. 1429319

>>1429274
You’ll do great. Remember don’t have sex with anyone there. Don’t try too hard and burn yourself out. And convince them to let you make drinks whenever possible.

No. 1429323

>>1429099
nonna you have a beautiful mind and brilliant soul. Never stop being curious. You should start a youtube channel centered around tasting pet treats. Make it a very classy affair with sophisticated breakdowns.

No. 1429326

>>1429274
barbacks in those kinds of places are just like backwaiters. you weren't hired to get into being a proper bartender. it's basically a no skill job but it has no opportunity for growth. all you'll be doing is fetching things for the bartenders.

No. 1429355

>>1429130
Seriously who let John Oliver on lolcow

No. 1429384

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>>1429099
i used to eat dry cat food because my parents barely fed me lol. i actually began to kind of like it, probably a starvation induced trick idk. my fave was Purina one. salty!

sad part is if my parents ever caught me I'd def be in trouble for "stealing cat food" instead of them being concerned and asking themselves "why does my emaciated child feel they need to steal handfuls of kibble"

No. 1429507

whenever i find a thread i dislike on 4chan i start baiting and samefagging until the shits catches on and derrails the thread.

No. 1429510

>>1429384
Oh my god, I'm sorry nonna. I would've brought you to my house when I was growing up and given you whatever food and drinks you wanted. I used to do that with other friends growing up. I'm so sorry you went through that. Parents like that deserve to be tortured.

No. 1429565

>be horny
>be with sexy man in my head
>start thinking about having sex with him
>it's good
>imagine more backstory
>we're happy
>he cheats on me
>am heartbroken
>sometimes in my fantasy he comes grovelling back to me sometimes he doesn't
>now I'm hurt and upset over a man who doesn't exist

Why. Why does it always go in that direction istg

No. 1429572

>>1429565
If you’re going to upset yourself over made up scenarios in your head, maybe you should write them down and turn them into stories. Just a thought.

No. 1429638

>>1429384
I would give you an apple perhaps some Kraft cheese if I met you as a child

No. 1429641

>>1427975
Late reply sorry; men visibly leer at her all the time. I know personally they don't have standards because they'll have a crack at whatever woman they can find but when it comes to Stacies they seem to want to telegraph to everyone that they are eye fucking them. Some of them wait until she has walked past to crane their neck or make gross faces but none of them seem to give any fucks about who else sees them and seem almost obsessed with performing creepiness as obviously as possible. She could be wearing trackpants and a hoodie, I don't even get what there is to look at sometimes.

Walk down the street… men yelling out of cars.
Go to a club… can see them staring in the mirror behind the bar.
Hire a plumber… he grabs her on the arse in her own home.
Church? Even the pastor made a pass at her when she went to him about her mum having cancer and now she can't bring herself to go back.

I've been under the illusion that certain male friends/acquaintances were fairly normal and civilised only to find out through Stacy that they are mega creeps.

Her dating stories are just as bad. My theory is that they resent that her looks have a hold on her, plus she is actually intelligent and professionally successful, so they feel like they constantly have to bring her down a peg. I've watched even the most ordinary of men neg her. The more insecure they are, the more abusive they get. All the shit on the internet bagging on "simping" is just making scrotes worse.

It's not like I just hang out with a bunch of troglodytes and then one Stacy. Lots of my friends are attractive at a Becky level and men have been creeps to us all but as we got older it dropped off noticeably. Next year Stacy turns 40 and they still don't leave her alone.

Anyway that's my long fucking book report on how Stacies show us the horrifying true nature of moids underneath their thin veil of civility. Remember this when any man tries to make you think their subpar behaviour is your fault. You could be everything they say you should be and they'd only treat you worse.

No. 1429790

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I thought that saying that someone was “navel-gazing” was synonymous with “cock-sucking” (because who is staring at anybody’s navel for any amount of time unless they’re in that position?)
Turns out it refers to picrel and and means something quite different.

No. 1429807

Getting accused of being a newfag despite being here for years hurt me more than getting called a moid.

No. 1429813

>>1429790
it can work for that meaning too. A self obsessed pseudo intellectual is pretty much sucking their own cock (and acting enlightened about it)

No. 1429814

>>1429807
>tfw anons who were 11 when this site launched call you a newfag

No. 1429909

>>1429807
One time my ban message said I was newfag and it made me seethe for a whole day

No. 1429922

Looking at how the 4yr old daughter of my nigel acts when sick.. I just realized how our relationship works so well. Patience of a Saint, no wonder he can deal with my emotional disregulation so well.

I'm apparently a fucking toddler. Or at least have the emotional range of one at times. Just put me out of my misery..

No. 1429923

>>1429909
They once banned me for being a supposed moid. Because I'd posted how I got banned from a subreddit for "mansplaining". That was.. The joke I was trying to make…

No. 1429928

>>1429807
There’s been a lot of these types or posts recently, what’s going on

No. 1429945

>>1429909
Interesting, next time someone annoys me I'm reporting them as a newfag

No. 1429988

>>1429922
>I'm apparently a fucking toddler
I've dated someone with a kid. Muh mentalz werent great at the time we met so part of me felt like it was a fair trade off of us both having baggage.. Never again lol. He eventually started treating me like a second child. A bold child whenever I was dealing with depression or grief. Fucked up dynamic. Took time to get to that point (he was sweeter at the start and it shifted over time) but I rememeber in the early days thinking that a man with the patience for a kid would be great at dealing with me on ones of my bad days? I cringe at that thought process now.

No. 1430030

>>1429988
I think I understand, even if I hadn't had that experience so far. Thank you, I'll keep an eye out for it. I'm very sorry you had to go through that. Being patronised ever again, I'd go full emotional disregulation right there. For more than my usual 2 minutes.. I get grumpy for a minute or two and am over it.. My exes used to use that time to pick fights, instead of just letting me go and go do my thing for a bit to gather thoughts and emotions.. Then I was the unhinged one for being even more irritated and pissed. This one checks in, then let's me go, does his own thing, does the laundry and dishwasher in the meantime, blergh. "don't want a relationship, don't want kids" now I'm making tea for the crotch goblin and heating up our fire place

No. 1430129

I censor myself on lc because I'm kind of afraid some cp/gore posting psycho is going to dox and murder me for mild misandry posting lol (yes I took my meds today)

No. 1430133

>>1430129
Well take comfort that the chances of that happening irl unrelated to lc is probably higher lol

No. 1430152

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I never watched Love Live because I had an idea pretty similar to it when I was like 13 and felt betrayed when I found out it already exists. I've been working on the universe recently again, and it's fun.

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Last night I stayed awake til 2am cleaning up a forum I used to moderate in 2008. No one's posted since 2011, but it was overrun with spam, and I wanted to make it nice again. It was a sweet, husbando-based community for girls and I loved it. (Before "husbandos" were even a thing.)

No. 1430194

>>1430169
sounds fun, was it for husbandos of an specific franchise or husbandos as whole?

No. 1430202

>>1430169
that sounds so cool! I miss niche forums so much

No. 1430214

>>1430030
I'm fucking lying, his kid is a fucking monster.. I've never met anyone at that age be that stuck up, strangely egotistical, and also absolutely down to hurt my animals. Will keep on doing it. Will sit on them, throw herself on them no matter how often I say "no! this would hurt you too." and its always, always a "no I don't think so"
Don't care what you think you little shit, a no is a no. Don't sit on my dogs, don't strangle them, don't keep on pestering them. The amount of time it took to tell my partner that while it might be his child's fault, my dog would end up dead.
How do you politely say "you're raising your child to be a psychopath, not to exclude the possibility she already is"

I'll go feral the next time she smacks or sits on my dogs again.

No. 1430228

I realized that some of my personal difficulties with befriending women probably stem from an abusive female relative (not my mom) that I was actively afraid of for about 2/3s of my life. I’m getting better now and unlearning a lot of NLOG-y habits I developed in response to living with her but man. That bitch really messed me up.

No. 1430246

I always fear that someone is watching me, bugging my phone, hacked and observing my computer, etc. I have no idea what is wrong with me but I think it's due to extreme anxiety around men. I was briefly stalked by some guy who didn't go that far to tap all my devices or come to my house but it's made me so wary of it possibly happening again. I fear attracting men so much and mind my business and yet I still get flashed by homeless males and have males in my class taking pictures of me without my permission and offering to send them. I feel like the last bit isn't helping my severe paranoia about being watched by some male. And strangely whenever I have a crush on someone I kind of wish it would be them.

No. 1430289

>>1430214
>and its always, always a "no I don't think so"
That kid is old enough to do time-out for backtalk or whatever other discipline your nigel does. (He does reprimand her when she behaves like this, right?) You're the adult, it's not appropriate for her to talk back when you set boundaries.

No. 1430327

When/if I'm ready to have children, I'm immediately aborting it if it's male. Don't even think I'd tell my husband about it, just let him know I miscarried or something. I'm not going to bother raising a male because even with good parenting they're still more likely to rape/murder people or even myself. I don't understand why any woman would want a baby boy knowing what they grow up into 99.9% of the time.

No. 1430339

>>1430327
so you want to subject a girl to this shit? that's almost worse than trying to properly raise a boy.

No. 1430354

>>1430327
Same. You could be the best mom in the world to a boy and he could still turn around and kill you, or rape a woman, or get caught with cp or become a tranny. Not even worth the risk. Plus girls are more intelligent, kind and funnier anyway.

No. 1430356


No. 1430357

>>1430339

I didn't really think about it that way. Overall I've been lucky to have a good life, so I guess I assumed I'd raise a girl to have a good life too. I know that's naive now that I have it down in writing though… I'm not anywhere near the point of trying for kids since I'm still pretty young, so I haven't really thought of this all that deeply, I just didn't want to raise a boy. But you've given me something to think about

No. 1430361

>>1430327
that's your choice but you could just adopt a girl instead of going through all that

No. 1430362

>>1430361

Oh, duh. Idk why I didn't think of that. If I have the means to do so in the future I might just try to do that instead. I've heard it can be hard though.

No. 1430368

>>1430356
how is it bait? i don't want to waste time on raising a girl who will end up killed by useless moids.

No. 1430378

>>1430368
so the future of young girls should be molded by shitty misogynistic people instead of people who might give them a fighting chance to be a strong powerful independent woman? also “wasting time” is such a gross way to refer to the act of raising a woman who ends up killed by a moid. overall you suck.

No. 1430387

>>1430378
Ignore the retard nonnie it's so obviously bait kek

No. 1430402

I hate men

No. 1430438

>>1430289
I know shit about kids, but I do separate and tell her she can't be with my pets, if she can't treat them right. There's a lot of fits. I'm just lucky my one dog is so damn calm. Big, protective oaf. The other takes off and can't be bothered. My old dog would've just gone and bit everyone, we all miss her. An inspiration.

No. 1430443

>>1430368
Some people seem to think just stating a different opinion is bait.

No. 1430454

>>1430438
Good you're separating them and setting boundaries with her, now what is your partner doing about any of this? She's his daughter, but from the last few posts it seems like you're the only one who is correcting her? If that's true, he needs to step up and be firm on boundaries or her behavior will get worse.

No. 1430458

>>1430194
It was for the Mystery Science Theater 3000 hosts, kek. Kill me now. But we loved them and had been kicked out of the regular forum for being too horny.

No. 1430467

christ i just remembered how i used to use the "ugly bitches" thread on here as motivation for myself to understand i look average/good. i feel ashamed about it now. what a weird place this used to be

No. 1430503

>>1430454
He does thankfully correct her when he sees, he's starting to realize that she seems a bit callous. It's on me to learn to step up, clearly and precisely, without hurting her. I have no idea, even my chickens understand no, ffs, I always knew I couldn't do this.

No. 1430532

>>1422067
ngl her sister sounds like an unhinged pickme and they always get raped or cheated on. I don't make the rules

No. 1430538

>>1430532
Here you go again.

No. 1430548

>>1430538
How does the sister not sound unhinged? Spending 6 years in undergrad is a huge red flag. I bet she had serious drug issues with the way she parties with scrotes or something like that(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

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No. 1430560

>>1430532
INCEL LOL

No. 1430568

>>1430562
>genderqueer

Shit bait.

No. 1430569

>>1430551
>>1430548
>>1430562
Yawn. I hope your sister cuts you off.

No. 1430573

>>1430560
Have you never met a pickme that got raped before? You sound super sheltered

No. 1430574

>>1430569
They are just projecting their inability to get laid lol imagine, as a man, incelposting on a woman’s gossip forum. Homosexual behavior.

No. 1430608

>>1417139
Damn I thought you were a scrote but your sister and BIL really sound like a waste of space. I hope things go better for you soon

No. 1430614

>>1430458
nayrt but this is genuinely adorable, especially you going back to tend to it like you did. thank you for sharing.

No. 1430646

I love pretending to be a gloomy mysterious 19th century book protagonist whenever I go on long walks

No. 1430675

I matched with a dude on tinder who likes to get pegged so we followed each other on ig so we could hang out when he's back in my city but he posted his spotify wrapped and his #1 artist was Kanye and now I can't hook up with him because I'll only be able to think about fingers in his ass sunday

No. 1430727

>>1430675
So are you really not going to do it or are you just saying this because it sounds like an Online thing to say

No. 1430759

I hate seeing homeless people begging on corners because it reminds me that I was close to being homeless this year. Now I work a lot to make sure that won't be me some month. I also feel hatred towards the begging moids because no one was going to help me and I ended up crying in sadness/joy while picking up a food donation bag. I hate so much that men and women would donate money to druggy fucked up men who ruined their life while mine was a terrible life event not caused by my actions. Men would probably just tell me to become a prostitute or porn actor getting raped for piss money.

No. 1430762

I miss the scrote I was hanging out with this summer. He was probably my best friend of the summer. We would sit on my stoop and smoke weed and talk and laugh for hours. I'm sad it didn't work out and I still miss him but it's for the bets it didn't wprk out.

No. 1430819

>>1430327
You're still married to a moid though.

No. 1430851

been keeping this secret inside for weeks and need to let it out desperately or at the rate i'm going i'll give myself a brain tumor from the pressure of it all so here goes: I can feel myself falling for someone. but I already have a boyfriend, who i love more than anything and have lived with for years. like we share a life and have a big future with plans and everything. what I have with this new person isn't "love" because i don't know him well enough and it may very well even be a delusional "limerence" of sorts if that even is a valid concept, but I can't deny anymore and pretend it's just his little crush rubbing off on me and making me feel validated from the attention… like, it's real. it's bad. haven't felt this strong about someone, especially on like an emotional chemistry level, since i first fell for my bf all those years ago and had that "love at first sight" instant crush. this feels similar, but also very distinctly different.

i have to mention the situation with my bf though. which is that we have not had sex or even done ANYTHING beyond lightly making out and snuggling in almost three years. maybe more. like literally cannot remember needing to fish out a condom or even doing any kind of oral or foreplay since fucking god damn COVID. and i'm someone who has wondered if i'm asexual, because of how much lazier and more vanilla and emotional romance-based with sex than my other friends, but damn even I have my limits and my needs. i straight up feel like i'm in heat or some shit. and i'm the girl!!!! like, isn't it usually supposed to be the brainrot overly horny moids who ruin shit from wanting too much sex? I don't even want a TON of sex! just, like, we're humans and we love each other and i'd like to cum every once in a while and make him feel good too. and i have been open and honest with him about this, to the point where i am sobbing and begging for him to get therapy or help for the issues that are stopping him from being romantic with me (it's not like an ED type of thing, but it would be TMI to go into full detail but it's not an issue with the sex lol it's mainly just a combo of us being super super busy and stressed financially, his insecurities, and him being hyperfixated on his work and his art and projects and just straight up forgetting he can fuck his gf i guess.) because i am terrified to lose him to us drifting apart for no good reason as a couple. we can't survive like this, it's like we're bestie roommates that kiss. kiss SOMETIMES. not even often.

i only mention all of this to give you an idea of how like, sexually deprived, weakened and malleable i probably am emotionally to where i am finding myself turning to this new guy and confiding in him more and more.

the new guy hasn't like officially confessed anything yet but it is SO obvious, and i've got a touch of the 'tism so that's really saying something that even I picked up on that. I always hear that saying that's like if you as a woman even slightly suspect that a man is into you, it means he's 1000% into you. I believe it. and it's not helping to know that even if he never makes a move he clearly thinks i'm extremely attractive and also appears to very genuinely care about me emotionally, my opinion on things, and when our opinions differ it's still fun to talk about and he doesn't have super cringe moid opinions too often, is fairly self-aware, which is rare and good. he's so much fun to talk to and i don't feel that way about men ever, unless they're gay or, again, my boyfriend. the trouble is that I don't know his true intentions if he WERE to pursue something. then there is the obvious problem of I'm in a fucking relationship already with someone I care for deeply and cannot lose over stupid boredom, AND THE REAL KICKER!!!! is that he is my best friend's ex. like my veryyyy very best friend of over a decade who does not like this guy and would even possibly view me even continuing to be FRIENDS with him as a betrayal. i love her but she can be very intense and severe and I just know if she finds out, even if she forgives me and we talk it out, we will never be as close and she won't feel like she can trust me as fully and that would really break me I think just as much as if I were to lose my boyfriend forever. even more maybe, i've known her for longer.

oh, AND my bf knows this guy too. he's not really "new", we all went to the same high school and they're old friends who drifted apart and moved away. so now you see the tangled complicated web i've trapped my dumb bitch ass inside of. and you see why i can't tell anyone who is involved, anything, about how i am feeling. because every person i'd usually confide in is directly fucking involved.


god idk. has this happened to any other nonnies before? what did you do? what would you do if you were me? is it possible to have strong, but very different from each other, but true, feelings for two people at once? does that make me poly??? (fuck that cringe bullshit tho lol poly people are always the weirdest weirdos) or am i just bored and dopamine-deprived and autistically mistaking my newfound platonic fondness for a more exciting romance? i don't want to lose any of these people but it feels like i am destined to have to lose at least one and i don't think i can handle that, it'd kill me. seriously though I feel really strange about this. there's a massive guilt, obviously, given all the circumstances. but I also have this feeling of being very annoyed that I am made to feel "guilt" over a natural emotion that I can't control, especially when the circumstances weren't very fair to me either (hi no sex for years), so no wonder I ended up having these feelings for someone who FINALLY shows that they're interested in me as both a person and as a woman.

I'm already imagining impossible retarded fantasy scenarios where I leave and go back to our hometown to be with family for the holidays (this is true, and the bf is likely not going to be able to come because of work, another broken promise that is upsetting me lately…) and somewhere along the line give my bf an ultimatum, like, break up with him and tell him he needs to change if he wants me back and i'm going to extend my stay with family until you sort your shit out. and then of course because this is my imagination, i end up meeting up with the new guy while newly single and he's hotter than he is irl and so am i and i'm better with my words cuz this is MY fantasy scenario, and a newfound exciting fun holiday hallmark channel fling of sorts blossoms. but i have gotttt to snap out of it. because why would i wish a difficult drama-filled scenario upon myself? why would i not want to be there for the one i love most during his time of need when he's been there for my struggles through the years? but then again, it's like, there's only so many years of cycling through the same conversations over and over without him ever making good on his promises to be better for both of us.


I feel so powerless. I get depressed and then I get insanely bubbly and happy and then sad again over the course of a day, every day now, and idk how much more of it I can take. I don't recognize myself right now, I feel like I'm watching some dumb character in a melodramatic YA show on like the fucking CW make horrible choices and like i'm yelling at the tv stupidly, knowing that she can't hear me and that the script was already finalized long ago and now i just have to sit here and watch it unfold. I am so, so totally fucked.

No. 1430863

>>1430851
You ha e an intimacy issue with your bf you need to address if he won't make an effort in that department you are basically roommates. You're wanting to run off with a mutual friend to get fucked but you're aware of all the complications. Most people will get over a crush on a friend because of the inevitable mess. You're prob fixating on this dude because you're touch starved and he's familiar so it'll seem easy for your needs to be met. If you value your friendship with your friend prob best not to fuck her ex. Tho k your main issue is you and your boyfriend aren't intimate and you're just staying with him out of habit and you feel obligated because you've made plans but sis, he won't even make you cum, you get one life. Why are you pushing for a future of a dead bedroom

No. 1430864

I hope the cat I’m taking to the vet this afternoon gets put to sleep. She’s not mine, she lives around my street and nobody cares for her. She’s 23 years old and emaciated, and we’ve tried to bring her in but she’s so set in her ways that she insists on going back outside after she’s eaten and napped. It’s not that I want her to be gone, but I’m scared she’s in pain and nobody else is doing anything and I can’t stand the thought of her dying alone outside in the cold in some alley or behind someone’s bin. She deserves peace and warmth and if that means being put to sleep, I’ll pay to give her that release.

No. 1430866

>>1430851
Not completely the same (the guy I fell for was in a foreign country I was living in at the time) but the stuff about your boyfriend all lines up. I was vulnerable and this person love bombed me VERY sneakily like looking back he did so very well, let me come to him, etc. I ended up moving in with him and staying in foreign country and after the first night of me living with him, the insults and gaslighting began. Me in like, instagram fitbess model level of fit and he started calling me fat, picking on my thigh muscle as though it was unsightly, talking about the many beautiful women he had been with or who wanted him. I stayed with him for about six months before things got so bad (sexual abuse and purposeful mental/physical weakening by making me spend hours a day of my free time walking in the brutal summer sun and then not letting me eat til nightfall.) he tried to isolate me from my friends and family. He bled me dry financially. I escaped literally in secret with help from my mom in the form of a plane ticket. It took me years to even process what happened to me, and my self-esteem was completely shattered. I still struggle.

I know this is like a horror story and your guy is prob not an evil legitimate narcissist waiting to ambush you, but just be wary. End things with your partner, but don’t jump into things with the new guy until he has shown you his true colors. I also think dating a friend’s ex (why does she think he’s a bad person btw?) is not super kosher but that’s just me. How good of friends are you also? Just don’t make the mistake I did, it can cost you so much more than you think. (Sorry for yuck blogging)

No. 1430885

>>1430851
It's hard to not project myself into this story because it matches something I experienced right down to him being the friend's ex part. Like the other anon that replied, it ended badly.

I think your feelings come from being starved for intimacy and noticing the other guy's interest has piqued yours. There are a few red flags over him though. The emotional roller coaster you're on, the fact that he is your friend's ex and would know that's a little taboo, and if he knows you have a boyfriend too… I don't think this has just randomly happened tbh. I think he has picked up on signs of vulnerability and the challenge of snagging you despite the obstacles is what he's really attracted to. He might even believe he really has a crush on you but once the challenge is over he will lose interest. Be very wary of big statements or promises for the future designed to win you over.

It doesn't sound like you've talked much to your nigel about your relationship issue. You really should. If you can't sort it out with your nigel, you should stay single for a while before moving on and maybe try to not hang out with the vulture circling around the carcass of your old relationship.

No. 1430892

>>1430851
> it's mainly just a combo of us being super super busy and stressed financially, his insecurities, and him being hyperfixated on his work and his art and projects and just straight up forgetting he can fuck his gf i guess
There has to be more to it than this. This would maybe explain a few months or a slow down in sex but nothing as extreme as what you're describing. There's another reason thats just not being openly discussed between you. There's plenty of people out there raising a bunch of kids, working long hours, stressed from work and everything else and they still have a sex life. I'm just stressed/busy doesn't cut it after 3 solid years of not having any type of sex at all. You need to find out what the real reason is.

No. 1430906

>>1430864
Can you not just contact a local rescue and let them know where the cat usually sleeps/eats?

No. 1430933

As an ESL I have a tendency to assume some word's meaning based on some part, like for example I thought a "cornucopia" was some kind of ironic utopia, or "idiosyncratic" is something that's inherently stupid because of the system/society.

No. 1430991

>>1430727
It’s half just me doing a bit and half not being able to un-think it tbh

But also wow a chronically online person on lolcow what a concept

No. 1431011

>>1430933
I too used to think the word idiosyncratic was related to idiocy. Might have mistaken it for the movie Idiocracy?

No. 1431044

>>1430851
most of the time when moids don't want to have sex with their gf/wives it's because they are addicted to porn. ask if your boyfriend does it and if he denies, go through his internet history.

No. 1431084

>>1430675
Maybe fingers in his ass sunday would be the perfect soundtrack to your frantic lovemaking?

No. 1431093

>>1431011
Ayrt and I hadn't heard of this movie back then (I think there's a Green Day album with that name though?), the worst thing is that the word also exists in my language but is pretty rare. To this day I still have to check what idiosyncratic means everytime I come across the word because my brain refuses to register its true meaning and defaults back to the stupidity stuff.

No. 1431124

>>1431044
Files too. My porn addict ex scrote had a whole entire catalogue of women's nudes saved on a "my bitches" folder on his laptop

No. 1431130

>>1430851
Been in a similar situation (his libido was killed from medical problems) and he refused to deal with it to the point he demonized sex and accused me of only feeling lust after him and not love when I would beg for any sexual contact after 6 years, destroyed my self esteem and made me feel like I was rapey for even asking (and we wouldn't do anything anyway and I would never force myself on him)
Unless he's willing to work with you anon it's not worth staying in the long run. He has to compromise.

No. 1431156

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my boyfriend has a cuck and “small penis humiliation” fetish (despite him having an average-sized dick), but i love him too much to break up with him for it

No. 1431166

>>1431156
just tell him to stop watching porn or get another vanilla adjacent fetish, otherwise he'll troon out

No. 1431170

>>1431156
Anon…

No. 1431193

>>1431156
nonnie please love yourself more than you love some pervert

No. 1431221

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Even after getting hurt a bunch I still want to find a nice Nigel to build a life with but the moids I connected deeply with always seemed to freak out over the intimacy and drop me as soon as things got real and the ones I kept at arm’s length because it was obvious they didn’t actually care about me as a person would have definitely married me even though they treated me like shit.

No. 1431225

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I'm dealing with severe limerence towards a married coworker that was probably triggered by some stressful events + my anger at my own failing marriage. I feel like I can't think straight and there's literally no way I can avoid contact. tf I do? I don't mind tanking my marriage tbh but this could sabotage my job- even if I don't embarrass myself by making a move (I can't even say that I won't because I feel manic and like my brain has been hijacked), I can't think straight and have probably been acting weird. How do I break this horrible spell? Someone please advise

No. 1431226

>>1431156
You do know those fetishes aren't harmless, right?

No. 1431231

I broke my nigel's Brita pitcher today. I'm going to tell him it slipped out of my hand, but what really happened was I couldn't fit the stupid clunky thing into the fridge for the umpteenth time so I hurled it in a fit of rage and it fucking shattered on the floor. It was already broken and vomited water everywhere when you tried to pour it, plus we have another one so good riddance.

No. 1431238

>>1431156
You realize those fetishes are not naturally acquired and are symptoms of porn brainrot right?

No. 1431268

wheneber someone starts talking about anything anime or weeb adjacent my eyes just gloss over and i stop paying attention. i don't get the appeal and part of me feels like i'm being unfair by not giving anime more chances and trying to be interested but it just does absolutely nothing for me and the way people talk about it is just so offputting, idk

No. 1431272

>>1431268
You’re not being unfair kek it is mostly garbage

No. 1431276

>>1430675
This is fucking hilarious kekekek

No. 1431278

>>1431225
Do. Not. Do it. I don’t care what you have to tell yourself to snap out of it but do it ASAP. If you were my friend IRL I would sit you down with a drink and shake your shoulders and have a serious talk with you. Being manic is not an excuse to blow up your career. The failing marriage is another thing altogether and we aren’t addressing that. The coworker thing tho…babe don’t do it.

No. 1431297

>>1431278
Thanks nonnie, I wish you were here to dump ice water over me so I'd come to my senses. The problem is that there are some upcoming social events and I can't rub enough brain cells together to remember why making a move is a bad idea even now as I try to snap out of it and am afraid of how I'll act even with self-restraint. It's like someone swapped my libido with the world's most pornsick scrote's

No. 1431300

>>1431268
Genuine question, how do people who have absolutely no connection to weeb media even find ibs?

No. 1431306

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I somehow know 2 different guys who trooned out and know each other. I used to date one of them (years ago, pre-trooning) and last night I drunkenly messaged him talking shit about the other one, deadnaming him and said he looks like crap and doesn’t look feminine at all and this morning I woke up to a huge long message about how trans people are “literally being killed when they just want to live and exist, and society unfairly calls them groomers and pedophiles, and he already lost family, his last relationship and friends because of it” and he no longer wants to be my friend because I’m an awful person.
I felt like an asshole this morning but kinda don’t care. I’m only worried if he decides to tell everyone I’m a terf or twAnSpHoBiC because I’ll lose a lot of friends but I also don’t give a fuck. Kek

No. 1431309

>>1431300
irritable bowel syndrome?

No. 1431310


No. 1431317

>>1431297
be strong nonny, let's count some ways it could go horribly wrong together
>you make a move, it works out and you both ruin your marriages together, the trust is never there because your relationship started out on bad grounds, what's stopping him from doing the same to you?
>you ruin your marriage but he wants to make things work with his wife. You become a mistress, just a secret to a cheating scrote
>you get together but he's different outside of work than you expect. Things end terribly and you're stuck seeing and being around your ex every day unless one or both of you transfer or leave
>your coworkers find out and you become the center of work gossip, people never treat you the same
>HR finds out and one or both of you gets fired/moved to different departments, coworkers find out again and you, again, become the center of work gossip
>etc, etc etc.
The list goes on and on and on! It will affect your career in every aspect in the future if you go through with this, don't do it.

No. 1431337

>>1431317
Thanks again anon, I'm unironically going to remember this post and use it to try and ground myself if I'm tempted to do anything stupid. Wish me luck!

No. 1431345

2 guys in my friend group trooned out and are now pestering me for ~makeovers~ since I like to do my girl friends' makeup and let them borrow my clothes. I told one of them my clothes wouldn't fit him and he started crying

No. 1431350

>>1431345
Good, keep your clothes safe.

No. 1431357

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my husband takes care of our kid more than I do and I kinda feel bad, but not too much because I take chronic pain meds while still cleaning and cooking.

No. 1431365

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I know the general consensus is that you attract what vibe you give off and I think it may be true. Most guys who approach me are creepy looking and I can only conclude that maybe I am too.

No. 1431382

I hate being vegan. I have been for years and never want to go back (I only ever did it for the animals), but there are so many recipes I would love to try out but just don't work with vegan replacements. I can't ever eat over at people's houses, can't find shoes that aren't plastic, can't enjoy local foods on vacations and the holidays are a damn nightmare because you can only eat potatoes and lettuce. You save so many lives but it sucks the life out of you, especially if you like cooking and trying new things. No I'm never going back to eating animals, a cow or pigs' life is worth more than a 10 minute meal to me. I should just get backyard chickens so I can eat a fried egg every once in a while.

No. 1431388

I go to the tinfoil thread for laughs, at least once a week. I love reading schizo ramblings.

No. 1431393

>>1431388
that miles male was the cherry on top kek. I think he got banned though lol.

No. 1431397

>>1431357
>having kids when you have chronic pain so bad you rely on pain meds every day

No. 1431414

>>1431382
chickens are a lot to care for but they make lovely little friends. my family had some when I was a teenager and my little sister trained them to do tricks. backyard eggs are the last thing I gave up before going vegan because, well, I knew the eggs came from the happiest little poop machines ever.
anyway, I've been feeling similarly anon. I love cooking and trying new recipes but can't see myself going back unless it's like lab grown meat or freeganism or something. tbh I'm really close to taking up dumpster diving with the way food prices have shot up. already eating a diet of rice, potatoes, and beans, so there's not a lot of room for further penny pinching.
anyway, wishing you luck with any future chickens.

No. 1431415

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i yelled at two people today and i'd do it again

No. 1431417

>>1431382
I was vegan for four years and I just eventually couldn't do it anymore. At family gatherings they'd stress about what to make so I could eat, I was dating a nonvegan which felt burdening, etc. Regarding clothing, idk how you feel about it but everything I owned was secondhand so I didn't worry about what it was made out of.

No. 1431448

>>1431382
Just be a vegetarian then. Eating will be way easier that way at least, I can't speak for how you choose your clothes though.

No. 1431457

>>1431414
That's super cute actually, a friend of mine has chickens and they are indeed so cute and soft, I love them. I don't miss meat or fish at all honestly, I actually enjoy vegan meatballs and such more on their own (probably because they taste exactly like the ikea ones lol) but in dishes it almost never works (like trying to make filling or something). I mostly just miss cheese and eggs, so delicious but oh well..

>>1431417
I have this so much, my grandmother never cooks anymore because she knows I don't eat anything. She always feels guilty about not having any food to offer, I'm thinking of being 'vegan' except for eating eggs and dairy at family events. I don't mind saying no thank you when visiting friends but I can tell my grandma really feels bad about it, she thinks it's an eating disorder because my cousin went vegan when she had one (she's okay now luckily).

>>1431448
I would but so many male chickens are gassed, ground up alive etc. on the day they're born because they're seen as 'waste'. So many cows are sitting in one space all day, they chase and scream for their calves because they are taken away from them the day they are born. I know I'm just one person but I don't want to contribute to that. I have some second hand leather boots for when it's cold out and no desire to wear suede, real fur etc. It's the least of problems but still annoying when you want to buy something and it's wool or silk or something.

>>1431415
Absolutely based.

No. 1431463

>>1431382
So many of our daily choices bring tremendous suffering to actual human beings. I don't have a problem with vegans and I'm aware that being the perfect most ethical consumer is impossible, but you aren't agonizing and actively making your life miserable over thousands of children working in factories but over the cows and chickens. That will always be a bit ridiculous to me with vegans.

No. 1431469

>>1431457
I get what you mean about how animals are treated in farms. Are there anyway for you to check if you can maybe buy animal products from more ethical farms? It depends a lot on where you live I supposed, personally I don't care too much about avoid animal products because my health doesn't allow me to but I try to buy locally sourced products whenever it's possible, like if I want to buy yogurt and I have the choice between a huge brand that sells everywhere and a local brand that uses the milk of cows from a very specific family owned farm in my region I'll pick the later. Some supermarkets might put a label on this type of product so you know it's a more ethical product either because the animals are treated better, or because the production is done nearby so you're not encourage pollution by avoiding buying stuff imported from far away, etc.

No. 1431483

Surprisingly fast update to >>1431225:
I took some ashwagandha and it totally calmed me down and cleared my mind, holy shit. I'm still thinking about my coworker but I'm not in overdrive anymore. Would highly recommend to anyone who's suffering from limerence, hopefully if I take this for the next few weeks I won't sperg out and ruin my life.

No. 1431486

The smell of unwashed greasy hair is nostalgic for me apparently, I walked past a greasy ass classmate and the scent of his gross hair reminded me of one of my childhood best friends and the time we spent hanging out together with me having to breathe in the smell of her stringy hair

No. 1431487

>>1431486
Mild BO reminds me of my late uncle

No. 1431494

>>1431486
>Bisexuality is a war men wage against women
It's women who vote for LGBT rights. Men actually want Handmaid's Tale

No. 1431517

>>1419730
>As if scrotes don't literally beat, rape and muder their mothers even if they're kind and supportive all their lives
What percentage of mothers do you think get raped or murdered by their own sons? Do you think it's higher than 1%?

No. 1431536

>>1431517
10 days

No. 1431539

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>>1431517
Not to be that person but yesterday a ten year old boy shot and killed his 44 year old mom in the face over her not buying him a vr headset. After he killed her, he ordered it online and asked when the package was coming instead of worrying about his mom. So yes its getting higher than 1% now
https://www.wisn.com/amp/article/wisconsin-boy-charged-shooting-killing-mom-vr-headset/42110537

No. 1431543

>>1431539
Horrible

No. 1431544

>>1431539
I read he is getting tried as an adult, if so his name should be open to the public by then

No. 1431545

>>1431397
>not realizing it could have happened after the birth like in my case

No. 1431547

>>1431539
I'm absolutely terrified to have a male child

No. 1431550

>>1431539
Holy shit that's messed up. I saw in the article that the big sister is 26 years old, so I'm gonna bet his parents were too old to have another kid and he was born legit fucked in the head because of his geriatric parents. According to another article I saw that, just as the sister said, his therapists were very concerned about the boy and the family put several cameras in their house to look after him and check whenever he'd lose his shit all by himself.

>>1431547
Same, no way I'm taking that risk, I'd rather die a virgin.

No. 1431560

my nigel invited a couple of his friends over yesterday and they went swimming, and his moid friends used our shower to clean up afterwards. I hid my body wash and hair products because I've seen so many examples of men cumming in stuff they know a woman will eat/use as a fetish. My bf called me paranoid but idc I would've thrown out my shampoo if it was in the bathroom while they were showering

No. 1431563

>>1431463
Ayrt, I get what you mean but there are many people working in meat factories as well, some have to go to therapy after because of what they see every day. Of course big clothing factories with children working in them for 3 ct per month is awful. I personally thrift most of my clothing but some vegans are only in it for weight loss reasons and buy 5k worth of shein every year. Like you said, it's impossible to be completely ethical but trying to be as ethical as possible is still something I want to do.

>>1431469
Thanks nonna, I just can't get over the fact that I'm contributing to animal suffering (in my mind even if the animals were raised in good conditions, they're still either killed or exploited). I'm not sure about farmers in my region, I know there used to be a farm that sold backyard eggs but that one is long gone. It's whatever, the only reason I posted this as a confession is because a lot of vegans go nuts if you tell them you don't feel 5 million times better and it's mildly inconvenient. They're most of the time completely unwilling to talk about the downsides of it and blame the rest of the world for 'participating in animal abuse', like people think about it when they cook/eat meat or cheese or whatever. I can honestly see why people think it's culty.

No. 1431575

>>1431550
>murderer is 10 years old
>big sister is 26 years old
If my parents brought home a scroteling when I was sixteen, I think I would be an only child again very soon.

No. 1431576

>join discord server for niche hobby.
>tell server owner that someone else is going to be a problem, if not nipped in the bud – i can see the red flags from miles away.
>"they're my friend, stop being dramatic nona! you don't even know them."
>don't press it.
>server owner and their friend form a grudge against me for my complaint; bite my tongue because i enjoy the hobby, and some other people i enjoy are there.
>fastforward to now.
>everything falling the fuck apart because of the person i warned them about.
>slow trickle of people leaving, getting into fights, drama out the ass – all of this happening after months of nonsense everyone just kind of tap-danced around
i feel SO good about this kek. like i literally told you they were gonna fuck up, and now look at what's happening. you let a they/them moid ruin your shit. i'm leaving too btw i just want to watch it all go down

No. 1431581

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>>1431550
>Having a kid at 34 is old
>44 with 10 year old is a geriatric parent
Do not blame all moid failures on mothers, they find a way to fuck their own lives up anyway.

No. 1431590

>>1418130
>dating another woman's leftovers
someone already bred with that loser and decided he sucked so much she couldn't even keep him for the sake of her own children, why would you pick that trash up? get out of there

No. 1431594

>>1431576
Like he was instigating fights and causing drama?

No. 1431613

Thousands of gingers die every single year to make gingerbread houses for Christmas so you need to warn the ones you care about and sacrifice the ones you dont so we can save sadie sink.

No. 1431617

>>1431539
In my country some time ago a 12 year old boy tied up, sexually assaulted and murdered a 9 year old autistic girl who was his friend after luring her to the woods. Moids have no limits, they'll start inflicting violence on girls and women as soon as their ages hit double digits and even younger in certain cases.

No. 1431620

>>1431581
I'm not blaming the mother, but I'm assuming her AND the father were too old to have a kid with their geriatric genes. Which would explain why the big sister isn't killing people in pure tard rage. Not sure if you're mentioning your own age compared to your own kid and feel targeted, but it's very unlikely the mother is just 44 if she has a 26 years old bio daughter on top of having a 10 years old son.

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>>1431594
kind of. he does a LOT of stupid shit that people either let slide or work with/around. i have no idea why. however, he is very manipulative and pushy. he will also claim someone's concerns are "totally their own fault and they're just misunderstanding what's going on lol ~ x3"

anyway what's happening currently is ultimately happening because nobody told him to fuck off earlier…so like, their shit is wrecked (or in the process of getting wrecked) and they're attacking one another instead of him – the retard that suggested it to start with.

>what kind of hobby is this


think of it as collaborative storytelling. he thinks up some uh, extremely autistic and contrived things. i'm like the only one who's gone "wow that's kind of retarded" instead of "oooo wow that's so unique!"

No. 1431629

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I love it when other women are unapologetically really into something–in fact, if it's a bit cringey, even better. I find it very endearing and cool. It feels like we're taught to feel shame over what we're into and seeing the ones that completely defy the system are heroes, I don't give a fuck if I'm dumb for saying so, kek.

No. 1431630

>>1431300
onision discussion brought me here years ago personally

No. 1431632

>>1431550
His mom had him at 34, that literally isn't considered geriatric. Jfc anon. My mom had me at 34 too and I never once thought about shooting anybody. Fuck off with that shit.

No. 1431634

>>1431629
agreed nona.
whenever i express my interests and get passionate as a woman i feel like people see it as a farce or some performance. as if women are only capable of liking things for moid approval. i wanna unapologetically rant about german cinema and not have a guy feel like he just needs to add his two cents

No. 1431636

>>1431300
they want to talk about things anonymously. also: lolcow is a gossip imageboard, not an anime imageboard.

No. 1431638

>>1431620
What do you mean it's unlikely she is just 44? Like are you implying the article is lying about her age? That doesn't make any sense.

No. 1431640

>>1431632
I just checked and yeah you're right, the mother was 44. And it's funny how some of you have no reading comprehension. I made that guess about both parents, not just her, we all know how old men like to have kids in their 50s and are then surprised their kids are slow as fuck, come one now.

>>1431638
I just checked and you're right about her age. I didn't see the mother's age. And I said it's unlikely because women are less and less likely to have kids at 18yo, given the daughter's age.

No. 1431641

i've been going through a silent mental break irl, online though people can see it. I will get better

No. 1431657

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>>1431641
I'm sorry you're having a hard time, nona. Do whatever you need to do to take good care of yourself and let any other people that you trust to help you out. I know it's scary to be vulnerable, but even telling one person irl will take the pressure off of you. An old saying is "if it's mentionable, it's manageable". I hope you feel better soon.

No. 1431697

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I am so tired of living. not cuz i’m depressed but bc i’m lazy & hate having to be an adult. hate my parents for forcing me into this shit. credit scores, rent, dating, bills, working.. it’s just all so ANNOYING. I don’t want to die necessarily but i’m not as afraid or running away from death as other people are lol. maybe i just want to be a tradwife living in the forest frolicking in the flower fields with my bffs.

No. 1431726

>>1431345
BASED. Continue negging them.

No. 1431732

>>1431547
Just so you know, you can always send them away if they become a threat to your life upon displaying violent behaviour towards you. Not enough mothers are open to doing this because it makes them look like horrible people, but it's completely valid and it needs to be normalised.

No. 1431733

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I'm sad Kevin Samuels is dead because I used his videos to learn how to manipulate rich scrotes

No. 1431735

>>1431733
Give a tutorial blease.

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No. 1431762

>>1431457
You know you can eat meat from animals who aren't tortured, right? And you can drink their milk and wear their fur or skin. Just find a local farmer. Most small, local farmers will be able to explain to you why they decide to slaughter and eat their cattle despite taking such good care of it.

No. 1431772

>>1431735
#1 Get comfortable with talking less. (This is good life advice overall, not just in securing the moid's bag.) This makes the moid think you're what they would call "humble." More importantly, it gives you time to observe and listen to the moid unfettered, learn what he wants, likes, fears, etc, all things that you can use as leverage. The less you talk, the less he knows about you. The less he knows about you, the more room you have to work in. Imagine how much easier it is to manipulate a person if they know nothing about you but you know everything about them. Men love talking about themselves, all you have to do is ask them questions. If a man doesn't answer questions, do not waste your time, he is hiding something dire. Make eye-contact, ask simple questions, give simple, positive responses.
#2 Scrotes are visual entities. Tying back into talking less, they will assume your personality based on what you look like, if you stay quiet (read: give them a reason not to,) they will continue to. Look up "Liz Lisa 2012" and dress like that. Wear short dresses, tights, ballet flats or block heels with round toes (never pointy toes, never stiletto heels, never sneakers), a little bit of modest gold jewelry, small purses, headbands, """""""natural""""""" makeup, and your hair down. To a moid, this reads as feminine, respectable, modest, and well-to-do.
#3 Get comfortable being a yesman. Don't argue with moids; you wouldn't argue with a child. If your moid critiques some stupid ass movie you don't give a shit about, you say, "Ohhh, clever." Once again, the less you say, the better. Men don't talk like we do, if you keep your shit simple, they will take you at face value.
#4 Relax your face. They think they can read you by your face alone. Keep a soft, friendly face and smile whenever they look at you. A "real" smile makes you squint your eyes. This will also play into what they think your personality is.
Bonus points: Live at home (they think no boys are coming over), mention that your parents were always over-protective but that you understand because having a daughter must be scary, don't have cats or large dogs, straight up lie and say you've only had two boyfriends before (they will not believe it if you say one), straight up lie and say your parents wouldn't allow you to date until you were 20, do not straighten your hair.
I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to be silent around scrotes, it gives you all of the leverage. The less you say, the less they will make shit up in their head about you. It will make them think you don't have a complicated internal dialogue. Men genuinely think that you say everything you think, because that's what they do.

No. 1431776

>>1431772
Also, highly recommend watching Kevin Samuels talk to women. Use it as an exercise to learn to keep a poker face when he's a cunt to them, figure out what you would say to him to make him like you. You literally do not have to argue with males, it does not matter what they think. What would Kevin Samuels want to hear? Figure that out, and keep that shit in your arsenal. Always talk to men like that, it literally does not matter what they think, all you have to do is make them like you. It doesn't even matter if they think you're stupid, they're fine with that, all that matters is "friendly."

No. 1431780

>>1431772
>>1431776
Also if you do want to argue, don't state anything definitely, and say that you're "scared." Men respond positively to that. Not "worried" they think that's bitchy.

No. 1431785

>>1431772
>>1431776
>>1431780
why the fuck would you want to live like this? are you retarded? do you live in some third world country where women are treated like ornaments? this advice is just "cater to scrotes". letting them think you're docile so they see you as something worth fucking is not impressive or admirable…get help you brainless little monkey

No. 1431788

here is my advice: go get a fucking JOB instead of sucking scrote dick for money.

No. 1431789

>>1431785
I don't give a shit what some stupid fucking scrote thinks of me, I want his money. Anon asked what you do to get money, not to get married. Eat shit.

No. 1431790

>>1431785
Nta but what she describes is more or less what I did with my ex and I got him to drop thousands on me before I left him, kek

No. 1431791

>>1431785
>monkey
it's chimpanzee-anon again, just ignore her, she's literally going through a break up rn

No. 1431796

>>1431788
If you don't like sucking dick, do a really bad job but do it earnestly. Then you never have to again and they'll still drop loot.

No. 1431807

i love my bf of four years so much and have no plans of leaving him at all or being with anyone else as long as he’s around but he has health issues that will likely cause him to die earlier than i will so part of me has been preparing for that and emotionally preparing for our time together to be limited which means unless i also encounter health issues in the future (i’ve always been healthy but you never know) i will likely have a decent period of time after his death where i will be alone before i die. as in, unless we die in some sort of accident, we’re unlikely to die around the same time.
i feel bad because part of me feels/hopes that when he dies one day, i will have the chance at a fulfilling relationship with a woman later in life and end up possibly dying with a wife, which honestly sounds nice as i always pictured myself marrying a woman before i ended up meeting my bf. i feel guilty for being able to imagine a life after him & i’m definitely hoping we get a good long time together, but the idea of grieving him and then finding love again with a woman honestly does not sound like the worst ending for me. i don’t know. maybe it’s good that i can imagine a life without the person i’m dating because it means i’m not codependent.

No. 1431824

>>1431807
might be fake, but do you ever plan to have children by him, so when you start a relationship with a new gf, you still have a piece of him

No. 1431843

>>1431824
definitely real, & nah i’m freaked out by the concept of birth. way too medical and too many risks. i wouldn’t mind adopting and raising a kid but it isn’t in the cards any time soon. the idea of having a piece of him like that is nice, though. looking at his baby pictures is the only time i ever end up feeling any bit of yearning to have biological kids

No. 1431852

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Going through almost empty streets and malls in those magic morning hours between 8am and 10am makes me a teny-tiny bit less worried about the depopulation our rich overlords seem to be focused on.

No. 1431917

I have a femdom fetish. I come from a very conservative family, especially in regards to anything sexual, who would seriously seriously judge me if they knew.

No. 1431942

I need newfags that get into anime to stop giving their opinions on it. If you only started watching anime for some popular show, if you have only been watching anime for the past three years (and even then, all you watch is popular shit an algorithm feeds you) you have GOT to shut the fuck up and stop acting as if you know anything about it. You don't. I wish I could gatekeep this hobby harder but it's fucking impossible

No. 1431943

I dig my nose and flick the booger at your post whenever one of you makes me mad.

No. 1431946

>>1431942
Quoting myself. But whenever I see a retard go "ugh! why isn't more anime about ADULTS :(" or "omg! why isn't this female character in a manga aimed towards YOUNG BOYS fleshed out and well-written? animanga is SO problematic" I get irritated. Stop watching it! Stop reading it! Go back to whatever dumb shit you came from, please. Stop funking up discussions with your biased, uninformed nonsense. Stop twisting JP culture to fit your dumbass western norms (e.g. calling okama characters trannies), stop mistranslating shit so normalfags can understand it better, just take a moment to do some research before you share your stupid ass thoughts.

Oh man and the fucking retards who only recently found out what yaoi/yuri are. I hate, hate, HATE them the most. Yurifags especially because they're always that weird subset of moralfag wuluwuhs. I could slide the good shit into their DM's or whatever whenever I see them whine about all yuri being ""uguuu moelolishit"" but they're so pretentious and whiny with their complaining that I can only pray they kill themselves.

No. 1431996

Bf told me he wants to gift me sexy stuff for Christmas (lingerie, a schoolgirl uniform he found online and a vibrator) and I don't dare to tell him that I'm not interested in these, I want art books

No. 1432001

I hate children because they remind me of my own loveless and insufficient childhood when I couldn't connect with my peers. I'm not one of the spergy child-free redditors calling kids "crotchfruit" because I would like to have kids of my own, but other peoples' children just evoke some deep resentment in my brain turning me back into a child myself. It's embarrassing to admit but I also feel like it's the real deep-rooted reason for a lot of people who don't like kids.

No. 1432003

>>1431996
two thirds of that is a gift for himself js

No. 1432004

>>1431996
>>1432003
this, it's a gift for himself not for you, anon. tell his coomer ass to give you something you actually want.

No. 1432005

>>1432001
Same nonnie. My childhood was sad, lonely and overall not a great time and I definitely get jealous when I see young girls with good moms and good hobbies/having lots of friends to do stuff with. It's one of those things that you can't really admit to people irl unless they've gone through the same thing as you because otherwise you just look really bitter and weird to harbour some resentment towards children.

No. 1432007

>>1431996
nonnie if you don't dare tell him, i will. he's being coomer af. are your gifts to him as self-centered and self-serving?

No. 1432009

>>1432001
>I hate children because they remind me of my own loveless and insufficient childhood when I couldn't connect with my peers
i had a severely abusive childhood, and i haven't felt like this. but seeing untraumatized autistic kids in a healthy and supportive environment makes me feel like it's actually something worth protecting

No. 1432025

>>1431996
Besides the selfish gifts, are you okay with your bf wanting you to act out schoolgirl porn?

No. 1432027

>>1432025
>>1431996
>selfish gifts
this. is he getting these for you or for himself? it seems like the latter to me. i don't think gifts like these are bad all the time, but pretending like he's doing it for you is just not true

No. 1432040

>>1432025
>>1432027
I sure fucking hope anon won't come back to continue the story by revealing that her "boyfriend" is actually 10 years older than her, in his 30's and an online relationship.

No. 1432055

I used to open my eyes wide for photos like trannies do, because I have super hooded eyes and hoped to look less automatically tired or bored, but it just made me look autistic.

No. 1432060

>>1431629
Sadly online a lot of the times I see these women they declare themselves TIFs or enbies.

No. 1432114

>>1432055
I don't allow anybody to take pics of me because I have a somewhat big forehead which looks like balding and I have the classic autistic smile/gaze nerdy women have, all these combined and I really look troonish, especially since I don't know my angles. I know it's not real since I look great in the mirror but it's a bit disheartening not to have any decent pic of yourself.

No. 1432146

>>1432114
Not to be a downer but it's a known phenomenon that people judge themselves to be more attractive in mirrors, because you know your mirror image so well and subtly adjust your angles and facial expression to make yourself look best. A good model knows how to do this in front of a camera as well. On the bright side it's also a known phenomenon that people perceive themselves to be less attractive in photos, so the truth is probably somewhere in between. If you get someone to take a candid video of you it'll best reflect how other people see you.

No. 1432154

I want to look feminine but I am afraid of reassuring comments. I am not afraid of people harassing me but I am afraid of compliments, even if they are genuine.

No. 1432181

>>1432114
ayrt I thought I look troonish too, I have all the 'bad' bodily traits except my hands and feet are tiny. Then I buzzed my hair off and dressed gnc again, suddenly everything looked right and just obvious woman. The more I do the opposite of what is considered feminine, the less troonish I look. Even got compliments on photos that I look like a model.

No. 1432344

A close friend ran into a former friend of ours and apparently she has gotten incredibly fat and we are feeling so much schadenfreude over it. We more or less grew up with her and she has caused so much harm towards people around her with how mean she is and the way she gets under people's skin to make them feel like shit about themselves (one of the reasons I am struggling with my confidence is because of her), and she has always struggled a bit with her weight but refused to change her habits or lifestyle except for the occasional fad diet and would lash out towards anyone that would try to help her when she would complain about being overweight. She is the kind of person that always needs to have someone insecure enough at hand to bully to feel superior and would spend a lot of time trying to be "the best" at any hobby by having the most of anything relevant said hobby and all the more expensive items connected to it to flaunt. So knowing that she is now what she used to fear to become the most is just hilarious to us and it feels great.

No. 1432378

Sometimes when i am bored i like to read the co comments on allkpop because the commenters all sound retarded, unhinged, delusional and ESL.

The comments on this particular one too are milky.
https://www.allkpop.com/article/2022/12/netizens-notice-blackpink-jennie-updating-ig-with-model-lee-joo-hyung-a-close-friend-of-bts-vs

No. 1432384

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>>1432378
I've been reading through some kpop critical threads since yesterday lol

No. 1432388

>>1432384
yeah i hope we get the kpop threads back considering it was the old admin who decided to get rid of them and now she is gone after giving the site to shayming. So maybe we can ask, Hope the lolcor gods give us our threads back because they were so entertaining and this site needs the activity (the celenbricows threads are just as autistic and zoomery so its a double standard to allow celebricow to stay up when the posters on both the kpop threads and celebricows are the SAME people).

No. 1432391

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>>1432378
>this article hurts my feelings so im going to report it to hybe or the police

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

No. 1432393

>>1432388
I'm actually quite glad the kpop threads got banned, the twitterfags it lured in were unbearable and I barely even know anyone from 4th gen, so it's going to be uninteresting for me anyways lol. But I'm also thinking the celebricow threads should be banned, so maybe I'm not one to talk.

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>>1432393
tbf i want the threads to stay up so when 3rd gen men start getting caught up with hookers just like 2nd gen men did we can post about it here nd discuss it.
>the celebricow threads should be banned
atleast you are fair lol.

No. 1432405

>>1432388
>>1432391
please admins i just want to make fun of delusionals ratmies!!

No. 1432426

I live in a somewhat minimalist home that I'm trying to fill with plants despite barely knowing wtf I'm doing because I want to fool visitors into thinking I got my shit together but sometimes I secretly search for "kawaii" home trinkets and stuff on amazon because I'm somewhat mesmerized by the aesthetics of some of the pinterest style homes I see online sometimes but I'm also a 30 year old woman that hates the amount of dust unnecessary trinkets gather so I just stare at them, sigh, and close the tab.

No. 1432474

>>1432388
You have an entire fucking imageboard dedicated to the deranged k-pop posting those threads were about, what the hell do you need a thread for here?

No. 1432478

>>1432426
Just get a display case/cabinet for your trinkets to protect them from dust, that's what I do.

No. 1432482

>>1432474

Yeah but that board is literally worthless, it's just a stan forum now

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No. 1432582

>>1432555
Going by that logic if a woman in a relationship is getting used for her body either way she might as well get money out of it.

Not that I think this doormat shit >>1431772 is worth talking proudly of.

No. 1432585

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I like to cyberstalk my ex gf and old friends from school just to see how much they've changed (usually for the worse) over time. Turns out the nerdy fakeboi cosplayer I used to be friends with in middleschool is now a wannabe insta baddie currently in rehab for addiction, and my ex is now a terminally online genderspecial. Whew…

No. 1432587

>>1432482
That is your problem. Lobby for critical/hate threads to be allowed there.

No. 1432599

>>1432582
A relationship. a true relationship is different then,
>I'm fucking this guy and doing everything I'd do in a relationship but only for money
I agree, you aren't getting over on a man using sex in exchange for anything. He's getting what he wants, you are getting what you want. It's purely transactional. Now i think things change in a relationship, but women who think letting men fuck them for money or whatever are "getting over on him" or "Using him" are wrong. both sides are getting something out of it. True manipulation is not even showing a nipple and getting what you want from a scrote.

No. 1432600

>>1432585
I did that too but I think she got a new insta etc bc she knew I stalked her. Also it just made me feel bad, I have not done it in over a year now

No. 1432602

Whenever I see videos of people torturing (cutting off legs, etc, in preparation to cook) crabs and lobsters and boiling them and stuff all while they’re still alive and feel viscerally upset, I wonder if that’s the feelings vegetarians/vegans who don’t eat meat for moral reasons feel towards all animals

No. 1432611

>>1432602
Not a vegetarian (anymore, was for a few years until very recently) but yes those videos where people are cooking animals alive make me very sick and made me rethink eating meat again. There's no reason to make them suffer by fucking airfrying them or whatever, kill them as fast as possible if you must.

No. 1432626

>>1432600
>she knew I stalked her
How did she find out?

No. 1432702

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I understand why people ship real human beings now. I want to see them kiss, sudden urge to read a gay football romance, reccomendations would be appreciated please and thank you.

No. 1432705

>>1432702
Mbappé is about to become an international gay icon if this keeps up.

No. 1432737

>>1432602
why do you watch this type of video

No. 1432742

It's 1:30 and I should be asleep but I cant. I dread going back to work after being on sick leave for nearly two weeks at a period where I was really needed.

No. 1432750

>>1432702
>I understand why people ship real human beings now.
but they're not even cute. bleh. at least the drawings make sense.

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>>1432702
They went crazy today

No. 1432752

>>1432750
it’s about the passion nona…

No. 1432754

>>1432750
t. lesbian

No. 1432756

>>1432602
this is why the "just buy organic!" or "make sure where it comes from" copes don't work. Whether they were treated well or not, they all end up at the same slaughterhouses with an inspector shortage, overworked workers who have to act too fast etc. So it does happen a lot that the animals are electrocuted or boiled alive due to shoddy job. I have family members who worked at slaughterhouses and who couldn't eat the type of animal being processed for years afterwards. It doesn't matter how good their lives were before, their deaths are slow and torturous due to aforementioned problems

No. 1432764

>>1432754
beards and shaved sides hair are a terrible look nona

No. 1432801

I really like lolcow and I appreciate all the boards on here even if some are more autistic than the others. It feels good to have a place to be retarded and talk about hobbies or interests or gossip. Lolcow is really great for that. I might not use lolcow forever but i learned a lot from here and had many laughs from here

No. 1432846

>>1432754
3d men are gross and dont wipe or wash their ass.

No. 1432880

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I suddenly started getting "positive" male attention at work which has made me more confident to my dismay. Because I'm more confident I guess I feel more comfortable being myself and boy, am I an unbearable person. I didn't know I was like this. Or maybe I'm not and it's an outcome of scrotoid attention? point is, lately I've lacked tact, been disrespectful, rude, just outright gross. To me at least, the moids are still orbiting. I had my first experience at white woman jealousy and felt good instead of sad. I'm really ashamed of my attitude and left the work groupchat at an attempt at some damage control. I don't want to say something low-brow again. I want to be more lowkey like before. I don't talk much in person and I want to keep it that way. The groupchat was my downfall. I hope everyone forgets in a few weeks with me being my usual friendly irl self.

No. 1432908

>>1432880
This is going to end poorly for you. Bitches like you are so annoying

No. 1432909

>>1432908
Yeah I know, thankfully I've started toning things down. You think it's too late?

No. 1432910

>>1432880
Moid attention will dry up and your self-esteem will go with it if you rely on it for validation.
Also, moids stop orbiting real quick as soon as they get pussy. Don't be that person and reel it in.

No. 1432913

>>1432910
That's a good point. It's just I'd never gotten attention solely because of looks before. These guys don't know me well, wouldn't even say I'm acquainted with them.
>Also, moids stop orbiting real quick as soon as they get pussy. Don't be that person and reel it in.
Absolutely not. I don't like any of them. Though I wouldn't be surprised if people there think that of me at this point while I'm still a KHHV kek.

No. 1432916

>>1432909
> lately I've lacked tact, been disrespectful, rude, just outright gross.
Sounds fun to me but considering you have connected it to moid attention in your story I guess it could be bad. If you just made some bad jokes in the groupchat it's probably fine. I dunno. Might depend on wether you threw anyone under the bus or joined in on bullying or something fucked up like harassing a fellow female coworker with your moids.

No. 1432917

I just graduated from college, it's cool to not think of school anymore but I gotta confess that I have no idea where to go next, I guess I now understand why my older cousin began dating rich guys at my age.

No. 1432918

>>1431772
Your prostitution is pathetic

No. 1432923

>>1432918
literally any sex you have with a man is prostitution, you better get paid well for it

No. 1432926

>>1431772
>mfw this is all how i already am, no larping needed
lmao
anyway wasting this much thought and effort on moids is straight up retarded. money hungry people who will stoop to this for a handbag or whatever are absolute weirdos.

No. 1432927

>>1432926
>mfw this is all how i already am, no larping needed
See now that's gross. You actually believe in acting like that? You aren't doing it for money or cars or anything?
Anon asked, I explained. I genuinely feel really bad for women who just let moids fuck them and get literally nothign out of it.

No. 1432929

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please the progression, i'm going to start watching football more.
>>1432750
it's the chemistry and the eye contact like >>1432752 said.

No. 1432930

>>1432916
snappy passive aggressive "jokes" toward moids and butting-in to disagree with female coworkers when I never had before in the past. I think the latter were respectfully but their replies to me were often off which made my orbiters reply back sarcastically. They don't try to make it less obvious at all. I was singled out from the chat by my boss insinuating I was instigating things. I thought about it and I could see a bit how my replies (to scrotes) may have paved the way to the unprofessional air the groupchat had I last saw it so I left. It's hard to explain what exactly was going on but I just know I felt guilty

No. 1432937

>>1432927
i mean dressing modest/feminine, letting the other person talk, being a sad doormat yesman, and having overprotective parents who didn't let me date until i was 18. i don't choose to act that way, that's just how i am.
>I genuinely feel really bad for women who just let moids fuck them and get literally nothign out of it.
i'm not having sex with random moids. i've had 1 boyfriend lol. but i imagine what women who do that get out of it, is.. sex. do you think women don't enjoy sex too?

No. 1432943

>>1432937
I also have one boyfriend.
Do you genuinely believe you don't deserve anything for letting a moid fuck you just because you're "together?" What do you think that means to a moid? Do you think males are capable of emotions on the level we are?
You should wring everything you can out of any scrote. They are not worth any amount of you. I don't know why anyone would waste their time on one that can't provide you with whatever you want. If you only want sex, I imagine you must have some sort of disorder.

No. 1432948

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No. 1432949

>>1432943
>I imagine you must have some sort of disorder.
from the obvious sociopath kek.
i don't have a desire for anything but companionship. that is what one gets out of a relationship. your view of sex as some sort of product is bizarre. i don't want to spend my time around scrotes i don't even like for material things i don't care about.

No. 1432950

>>1432948
It's football. The other one is American football, it should be called handball though, it barely gets kicked.

No. 1432951

>>1432949
>i don't have a desire for anything but companionship
You should have friends for that, not a moid.
I'm sorry but your view of sex, relationships, and males sounds like what a teenaged American might believe.

No. 1432957

>>1432949
I don’t support women getting into emotionless relationships for handbags but anon you should absolutely desire more from a relationship than “companionship”, seeing that most men have zero EQ, humor or charisma.

No. 1432960

>>1432957
>handbags
You can literally get cars, guns, years of rent; clothing is barely a gift, you should be expecting that type of thing.

No. 1432964

>>1432951
idk what you do with your friends but a friendship and a romantic relationship are typically not the same.
>>1432957
>seeing that most men have zero EQ, humor or charisma
i get along great with my bf, we have a lot in common. but i agree 98% of moids i've met were boring and unlikeable and repulsive in their unbridled misogyny.
now imagine spending all of your time around that and getting used sexually by that because you don't want to get a job.

No. 1432970

>>1432964
>not MY nigel, just almost 100% of the others
You're so god damn close to waking up, come on Nona.

No. 1432972

>>1432950
You should call it what it is futbal it’s not football and handball is already a game

No. 1433096

>>1432705
He's already there, he fucks trannies.
>>1432752
Meh. All i feel from that photos is a faint testosterone sweat smell. Drawings are prettier.

No. 1433665

I'm addicted to reading r/regretfulparents and other types of subs as someone who considered having children heavily for the past 3 years (ultimately I decided not to, even before reading these stories)… God I think I would kill myself if I had a kid with low functioning 'tism or mentally impaired. I don't care how this makes me sound. Reading actual testimonies of parents and the honest truth of being a caregiver make it sound like PURE HELL. So many of them are actually contemplating suicide and I feel so bad specially as most of them are divorced or single women. I think so far out of 20 posts only one is of a single dad or a male relative is the main caregiver.

No. 1433737

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i actually have a paralyzing debilitating fear of bugs. i put a front to it in front of my friend not because she would make fun of me but because she's also really afraid of them and i'll just scare her even further. its worked somehow as exposure therapy with bees and wasps im not afraid of them at all anymore, but if i see a cockroach or beetle or centipede spider etc i genuinely feel chills in my bones and like my legs are about to give out on me.
right now i cant go to the bathroom because there was a giant thick spider, not those dust looking ones, running about in there which my cat was trying to play with like a toy, bless her. don't know whats happened after i just let them to it now im in bed trying to sleep it off until tomorrow. hopefully both the spider and this memory is gone from my mind by then. i shook like a cartoon character when i saw it kek
that said my second confession is that i love tormenting my friend with photos of disgusting bugs or bugs on people to scare and disgust her because i find her reactions hilarious.

No. 1433742

>>1433665
same here nonna, pursuing sterilization because of it. there are little to no resources for people who do have disabled kids anyway because they expect the mother to drop her career and future prospects to hang out with their veggie kid. it’s an awful catch-22 you roll the dice on by having kids

No. 1433753

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Until I was like 14, I thought that the only way lesbians could have sex was through scissoring/tribbing. also ot but I remember watching 'sex education' on Netflix years ago and found it weird that the show acted like the only way lesbians could get off was through scissoring iirc. Like they don't even consider oral or fingering or anything

No. 1433766

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Last year I had a massive crush on someone despite being with my bf. I didn't act on it, physically or verbally, but it almost felt like limerence with the way I was obsessed with this scrote for months before it suddenly dropped off. I don't know if he liked me back but I wasn't even interested in that, I feel like my brain just attached to the idea of someone and it was very self-deprecating in the way that I considered myself too ugly for him.
I don't even know why it started and I felt guilty the entire time - I still loved my bf, but it was like most of the space in my brain was occupied by this scrote who came into my life.
I still think it was a "test" of sorts - at the time, I hadn't found lc or hadn't peaked and was still a bit of a pickme, so I had a very rose-tinted view of males in general. As soon as I found stuff like this, my "crush" on this moid soon disappeared and my head felt normal again. I think the entire thing was a manifestation of my low self-esteem and BDD as I felt very insecure just thinking about how this moid would never fancy me back anyway - idk, I don't know wtf happened. I'm happy about that actually, as looking back he was a massive degenerate kek.

I've never told anyone about it, and the other day I found an old notebook of when I would write stuff about my crush and this moid in particular. It was unhinged, and just not like myself at all. I couldn't ever tell anyone irl about this as they'd take it in a completely wrong way, like I was unfaithful to my bf. Perhaps I was in a way, but I never even flirted with this guy. It was really weird, and it almost doesn't feel real looking back on it, because now whenever I think about said moid I cringe in disgust both at him and myself. Overall, I do feel like a massive nobhead for it, even though I don't think I'll ever truly understand why it happened.

No. 1433768

I never fix my bras when they get twisted.

No. 1433785

>>1433766
If it makes you feel better, I’ve done this before too and also while being with moids I loved. It’s fucked and makes you feel like a bad person when it’s happening but it’s a trauma response. I’ve done it before in relationships where I was unfulfilled and I’m denial and relationships where I was super happy but subconsciously afraid of getting close to the other person. Glad you’re out of it now though it fucking sucks living in your own head like that.

No. 1433786

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depressed and about to drink a whole box of these in one sitting. It's zero calories so it won't make me fat.

No. 1433811

>>1433786
Girl just do it. I'm about to crack open a cold seltzer for myself too. Clink clink bitch

No. 1433833

>>1433811
Im on my 6th one, everytime i burp some comes back up but I'm going to finish it

No. 1433838

I really think I'm being stalked but it's entirely remote. I have no idea how you could hack an iphone but I'm assuming it's possible.

deleted thousand of photos, storage consuming apps, replaced my battery, and it hasn't stopped my phone from behaving badly. I have a valid reason for my fears but I'm too poor to afford a new device and too afraid to tell anyone I think I'm hacked without sounding schizo. god I hate my fucking life that I can't even feel safe on the internet anymore

No. 1433842

>>1433838
Have you tried a factory reset?

No. 1433856

>>1433842
this might be a good idea. I'm afraid there might be some kind of spy app embedded into my system that'll pull down if I reset and download from backup.

the phone will fluctuate gigabytes when it's not in update mode, which is extremely suspicious

it only started behaving abnormally early this year when it was about maybe a year and a couple months old, and that's not normal

held out and said it's a weird coincidence and it's only acted stranger and stranger. you know if someone's watching me I wish they'd just say something already. this is so stupid

No. 1433886

>>1433838
Not to be that person but who would want to target you anon? Sad to say I’ve known literal schizos in my life and had my fair share of schizo moments but spy shit in phones always takes me out. Unless someone physically has been in your device while repairing it or you downloaded a virus which usually has a big impact on your phone and would brick it, you have no reason to worry and its probably your phone bring old. I have had the same problems and usually its due to the lithium battery fucking up the phone and overheating, just delete some apps and clear your cache.

No. 1433894

>>1433838
What is exactly happening? I dabbled in mobile forensics and as the other anon said, there is no way of getting spyware on your phone via cloud, viruses etc. Someone would have to take your phone and install the app.

No. 1433905

>>1433856
>>1433894
Samefag, but you could try analyzing the files with something like Autopsy. If there is/was spyware/malware on your phone it would leave some traces, impossible not to.

No. 1433975

I hate that I'm basically the perfect little corporate bitch, I have no family to take care of (and I have no intention of starting one), I'm never sick, my social life is very mid so I never have any big imprrative like weddings… I feel I could be asked pretty much anything and I wouldn't be able to refuse because I'd have no real reason.

No. 1433983

>>1433975
You can still refuse to do certain things even with no reason. Doesn’t matter if you have a family or not. You don’t owe a corporation any more than what you’re getting paid for.

No. 1433998

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some of my grandest infight moments were when i was sick with a fever unable to sleep for days. good times.

No. 1434018

I just masturbated to a hard math problem, and it helped me solve it.

No. 1434059

>>1433905
Hmm I might try it

>>1433886
I did delete some apps and replace the battery recently, it's still being weird

>>1433894
Battery sucking sucking down very fast, restarting, sometimes when I was discussing very private stuff, the location and camera badges would randomly turn on even when they weren't supposed to, and its made a startling beeping sound when I was not watching or streaming anything. The storage space will also fluctuate gigabytes at a time. I replaced the battery a few days ago and it's still having space issues and sucking down fast despite everything. fucking weird

I'm starting to sound like a plain schizo tbh but it is weird that I replaced the battery all of a few days ago and it's still behaving this way.

No. 1434222

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I don't wanna be a virgin prude anymore, I wanna be slutty! I'm considering transitioning into a tease first just to play it safe and test it out. I'm aware of how this makes me sound

No. 1434225

>>1434222
This sounds like a sexual assault waiting to happen.

No. 1434226

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No. 1434231

>>1433838
>>1434059
>>1434059
Is it an apple phone? iphones are so fucking retarded. Granted, I have a 5se that is 9 years old now but I have been dealing with my phone doing the same for a while now. I feel like updates really change the phone and add the to battery drain. When I had my battery replaced it never fixed the issue (at all, literally a nothing procedure), leading me to assume that the phone just is not battery efficient anymore. Storage also acts all weird with me, and I’m not sure why. If I go to my settings and try to look at my storage, it crashes and boots my out of settings. Always. The only thing that doesn't happen to me are restarts while having private convos, but I do have my phone restart at dumb moments, or falsely die. Like it dies, but I just hold the buttons as to restart and it comes back with a way higher battery charge. I wouldn’t say it’s a coincidence, but that’s just because I don’t believe in coincidences. The convos situation could also depend on what you’re using to message with. Whatsapp is not safe at all. I am pretty tech illiterate, so I’m not sure how someone can fully get into a phone. I’ve done a hard reset on my phone recently, starting from scratch, and that hasn’t done anything (it restarts way less though. And as it restarted my phone would glitch out into these brown, red, and green lines and dots. It still falsely dies though). I bet your phone is not as geriatric as mine, but if it’s apple they do like to shit directly into a phone and sell it, so. I’m sorry if that doesn’t help though nonna. I don’t have any real solutions.

No. 1434235

>>1434222
Are you a troon?

No. 1434237

>>1434231
Samefag, but I had to reset my phone because I had to update it from ios11 or something as whatsapp wasn’t supporting that ios anymore and I unfortunately need it for school, etc. Also, it would always kick me out of the music app. I could never update because I didn’t have the storage space. After the reset it let me update to whatever the current one is. Honestly I don’t know what this all means, but I thought maybe the context would make things clearer. I do expect my phone to work like new even after all these years. I don’t know if that’s stupid and arrogant of me. But my butterfingers drop that shit all the time, it’s overheated, and I’ve done stupid shit with it. I don’t think you’re a schizo, and it’s ok to be healthily suspicious of odd and off things. I actually feel kinda stupid for just accepting this weird behavior from my phone now.

No. 1434242

Being sick so often is ruining my relationships. It's insane. I hate it. I'm just meant to be alone. I'm sorry.

No. 1434249

I like to read breakup posts on here and Reddit. I was an awful person to my partner, and I relate to the shitty ex that so often appears in these stories. So when people are calling out the shitty ex, warning the OP to run, pointing out red flags, etc I imagine that they are talking about me. It's to remind myself that my breakup was for the best. I feel immense guilt over the hurt that I have caused but at least not being in each other's lives anymore means I wouldn't be able to cause further hurt to my ex anymore.

No. 1434277

I'm staying home to work instead of going to the office out of sheer laziness. I'll use my surgery as a pretext even though I've mostly healed if my manager asks, she's very nice and will understand. I feel bad for it but no way I'm going outside when I'm so tired and the weather is so shit.

No. 1434300

>>1434249
i feel understand and really relate even if it was a situationship rather than an actual relationship in my case. i was really insane and manipulative with her i would constantly threaten to kill myself that i think her telling me that she loves me and convincing me to move in with her to europe was just a way to get me to not kill myself. i lied about a lot but i really was constantly threatening suicide and draining her of all life, for attention because she was all i had as if she was in any way responsible for that. i dont blame her at all and im happy she left me the way she did because it was the best for her and for me in the end as well even if i dont deserve it. i was responsible for so much of her torment and i was constantly worrying her sick every single day for so long that she was perpetually tired. i also fully supported her aidenry

No. 1434313

>>1434237
Kek that just sounds like normal iphone bullshit. Mine is like that too.

No. 1434314

>>1434249
Ngl everytime I read about exes who were emotionally unavailable, postponed dates, barely answered texts… I can't help but think it could be me, this is exactly how I would behave in a relationship, this is why I don't date.

No. 1434358

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>>1434314
avoidant attachment style. its there for a reason nona, lets keep protecting ourselves from pain and scrotes

No. 1434368

>>1434358
Basically, I feel like by not dating I live life on easy mode as I avoid so much stress and difficult decisions and all that jazz. I still feel somewhat guilty when anons say "men never do even 1% of what women do in relationships" because I would never either lol.

No. 1434389

>>1434368
yeah from the very few and brief relationships ive had with men i seriously wasn’t attentive and i’m even like that with my friendships. nothing to beat yourself up about, honestly it should be more expected from women considering we’re the ones who take most of the shit

No. 1434511

I hate my coworkers so much. They're all so damn stupid. I leave for a week and a half to get surgery, ask one of them to just do a few short but VERY important things that cannot be reported and she doesn't do shit. Why? "Because I'm pregnant uwu" bitch you've been pregnant for one month at most, meanwhile my surgeon removed a fucked 5 cm tumor out of my breast to prevent it for becoming cancerous. You stupid fuck.

No. 1434538

>>1434511
Ugh, so frustrating. I hope your recovery goes well, despite stupid bitches!

No. 1434540

>>1434222
People lie about not having STDs, sooo.. good luck with that.

No. 1434549

>>1434249
I haven't been the shitty ex but on the other side of this I feel like one of the main lessons I needed to learn in dating is to grow a backbone and leave sooner. I used to cling to memories of back when things were good (those magical first couple months lol) and then I'd end up stuck in the sunk cost fallacy later on. I always had some bs excuse to stay.

It takes two to drag out the misery, even if one partner is the bigger asshole.

No. 1434551

>>1434222
Just buy a fucking dildo. Men are nasty and riddled with diseases both mentally and physically. They are actually stinky doo doo people. Also besides STDS, getting UTIs suck ass.

No. 1434573

>>1434231
it's an 11 and I've only had it since late 2020. I tend to update my phone every few years. my 7 bugged out towards the end of its life, but not like this and not this early

>>1434313
maybe it is. my prior models lasted me years before they bricked and the only weird one was the 7

i'm sure it's just schizo behavior and maybe this model is more erroneous than the others? it's due for a replacement when I graduate next year anyway

No. 1434576

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I’m 9 years older than my bf .

i cannot wait to take his virginity

No. 1434580

>>1434551
i was sleeping with a guy a few years ago and i was under the impression it was exclusive. one night walked in on him at my friends house cuddling a girl we knew and he eventually admitted that he was house hopping because he was homeless but only at womens houses, and sleeping with every girl. he had slept with like 20+ girls in the time we had been sleeping together (2weeks) i contracted chlamydia and gonorrea. he never got tested and i had to publicly post he had it because he didnt tell any of them. if you didnt know, both of them left untreated in women can lead to infertility (not in men luckily for him!)
ALWAYS USE PROTECTION NONNIES

No. 1434586

>>1434576
>tfw 10 years older than mine and had the same experience
it's pretty sweet.

No. 1434608

>>1434580
I am so sorry nona. I never had to deal with anything as terrible as that, but the first time I ever had sex with a guy, I basically was pressured into doing it without a condom. I did convince him to use one at first but he pulled the "it doesn't feel as good" and "i'll pull out, it's okay" and I bought it. It's a miracle I didn't get pregnant or contract anything since I wasn't on birth control at the time. He was very cute and I was young, naive, and desperate for a crumb of attention.

I think about it a lot, the fact that he really didn't want to use a condom. There was a lot of stuff after that, mostly him getting upset at me because I was upset at him from a combination of being depressed but also upset at feeling like I was used.

I can't see myself ever settling down long term with a man. I'm bisexual but I'll never admit it, because men take it as a sign to weasel their way in, that they'll be "the one who changed me." They are disgusting creatures, God's mistake.

No. 1434681

>>1434540
Do you think someone would get tested for a slut? Or does it kill the fun for them?

No. 1434721

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>>1434580
Was he also a 15 year old Swedish bass player/prostitot in the Black Stones in Japan?

No. 1434724

>>1434576
>>1434586
I'm 2 years older than mine and we were together in high school I was also his first kiss.

No. 1434734

Nonnies, I have not done anything at work today. It's okay because my coworker is in the same spot as me, and I feel no anxiety or sense of dread. Only tiredness.

No. 1434742

>>1434724
You all are so gross. Pedos(weak bait)

No. 1434750

>>1434742
back to twitter

No. 1434877

I spent the first 20 years of my life almost entirely surrounded by women. The only relatives I have in this country are women, I went to all girls schools for most of my school life, and I only had female family friends too. Even in university I ended up in all female friend groups made of autistic virgins. My only interactions with men were through imageboards.
Because of this I tend to avoid men. It's not a malicious thing, really. When they're in the room I tend to not look at them and instinctively act like they're not there. I just don't like them, I don't know. I feel similarly towards dogs.

No. 1434881

>>1434877
Based tbh.

No. 1434889

>>1434877
Out of curiosity do you feel any romantic feelings toward men? Also based.

No. 1434892

>>1434877
i do this too nonna, i feel instinctively uncomfortable around men outside of my immediate family. i've only been in one relationship with a man and it ended badly, so now i basically pretend they aren't there. it freaks me out a bit when men talk to me because i don't know how to be normal around them.

No. 1434909

>>1434877
How could self-preservation (avoiding men) ever be malicious?

No. 1434920

>>1434889
Yes but rarely. I don't really interact with men enough for it to happen. Mostly it manifests as parasocial relationships I have towards celebrities or obsessions with fictional chracters. I like 2D guys as well.

No. 1434935

>>1434742
Yep I'm totally a pedo just as bad as the moids who follow Belle Delphine and get off to her weird Vanellope shoving candy up her coochie and following actual 17 year olds along with the pedo pandering whores despite graduating 3 years ago.

No. 1434939

>>1434877
I love this for u nonna. The average XY isn't worth interacting with, probably makes them silently seethe.

No. 1435134

>>1435065
My school was a secular girls selective state school, they're still around in my country, mostly just really old schools that never integrated or adapted to the new systems. I was an awful student but I had a good time there.
I did go to a catholic school when I was really young for a little while though, a full on one with nuns and such. I don't think my mother was too happy with the catholic guilt stuff, I remember her complaining about it. The uniforms were insanely cute though, instead of blazers the primary school girls all wore red duffel coats over pinafores.

No. 1435147

I say kek out loud in real life after every sentence I say.

No. 1435381

I wish my cat's nose was black instead of pink

No. 1435394

I wish I could drink out of a sippy cup. Like laying on my bed drinking. I think it'd be so comfy. But my mom walks into my room all the time and would think it's weird if she found it.

No. 1435415

>>1435381
Brave of you to admit
I think about plucking my dogs 6 cowlick hairs that stand out from his forehead. I won't cuz it's dumb to cause my dog pain for aesthetics

No. 1435435

I have a text app on my computer, I wanted to send someone a picture of something I had copied . Forgetting that I also copied a post I made to merge into one post.
So I went to post the message not thinking and clicking fast, I ended up sending someone a screenshot of a post of me on lolcow shitting on a cow. The person was like, "Oh wow, what did Shayna do to you?" I made up a lie quickly about me not knowing what that was and it being a glitch or something. Thankfully they didn't question further and I sent the correct post right after. I still shiver with disgust about it

No. 1435436

>>1435435
BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHH

AHAHAHA HAHAHAHH

No. 1435441

>>1435436
Thankfully it wasn't anything too graphic just the average, "Shayna aint shit, she crusty, she need to do better etc. etc" type of post.

No. 1435456

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i want friends too, i lied. i hate being alone. i'm just too scared of being hated and used again. and i don't have anything to offer but years of unprocessed avpd. not self-dx'ing, but avpd best describes the pain of my social life.

No. 1435465

>>1435456
Hey, just so you know, you’re not alone. I feel the same way

No. 1435527

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>>1435435
Why did you have a screenie of your own post? One of the selfposters in the caps thread HMMM? Repent, now.

No. 1435604

>>1435527
Who is that? Tell me now.

No. 1435608

>>1435456
>>1435465

Same here, i used to be friends with horrible people who made fun of me now it's impossible to befriend anyone without fear.

No. 1435615

>>1435456
>>1435465
>>1435608
Same. Always wanted to have close friends, am a friendly person despite everything, I get along well with the (not very close) friends/classmates I do have.
I got bullied a lot for basically existing wrong, then moved abroad and had the misfortune of dealing with racism/xenophobia for a few years, then got diagnosed with mild tism. Complained about it on lolcow once and got called an NLOG for saying I wish I could be like normal girls. Now I just assume people either find me annoying or talk to me out of pity.

No. 1435616

>>1435527
NTA but I always fear my caps are read as self posts when I cap them right after they are posted on the front page of /ot/ etc. I just live on this site and see the funny posts often ok

My confession is that like 1/3 of the caps thread is my caps. I even try to change up my theme in the caps sometimes to not be as obvious

No. 1435698

Last night I watched a Vice video on a young woman dying from a rare cancer. She was rich, travelled the world, worked her dream job and met her soulmate all by 23 and I had a hard time feeling sorry for her. I think I reached a new low.

No. 1435710

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Idk if this is too bland for this thread, but when I crochet, I like listening to (and occasionally watching) children's shows as background noise. It honestly makes me feel dumb in a way cause why am I more entertained with Blue's clues (one with steve and joe in it) more than shows appropriate for my age, (mid 20s)? I also occasionally listen/watch little bear, charlie & lola, Max & Ruby, and Arthur etc. cause I like to larp that I am living a stress free life in these shows dimensions lol. I also watch other stuff but its mostly kids shows that put me in a calm mood. I kind of think it's cringy in a way since i dont want it to be labeled as ~regressing~ or something. I just like mindlessly wholesome shit. does anyone else do the same?

No. 1435725

Every single day since I was like 4 I get the urge to spin in a circle (like in one spot) while listening to music. Most of the time I don't even dance I just spin. If I can't do this at least once a day I feel strange. When I'd have people over I'd wait till they were asleep then go to another room and just spin. I have no idea why I do this

No. 1435727

>>1435710
Arthur is fucking great honestly. I had every single episode up until they changed the animation and I watched all of them like 20 times

No. 1435730

I have the same name as a porn star and its so fucking hard getting a job but at least when people google me they just get some random porn star and not my personal information

No. 1435732

I wipe my boogers on the slats under my bed

No. 1435801

>>1435710
We are the same, sometimes I watch Bluey comps on youtube to relax, even though that's way after my time and I can't even pretend it's nostalgic to me. It's very cute

No. 1435860

I love Sansfags, I love Reigenfags, I love Ghostfags, I love it when non-femboy male characters get sexyman meme status and I wish we get even more and bigger characters.

No. 1435865

>>1435381
My cat having a black nose is how I was able to tell her apart from her brother when we went to see the two of them for the first time.

No. 1435867

>>1435730
That sucks, anon! I'm always afraid this is going to get worse with more women getting into sex work openly and OF stuff. I'm sorry you have to deal with that.

No. 1435873

>>1435730
This makes me grateful for my granny name. When you google me, all you get is obituaries for 80something women.

No. 1435892

I hate my boyfriend I keep telling him I don't like having sex while I'm asleep but he ignores me

No. 1435895

>>1435892
Why do women keep doing this shit to themselves

No. 1435896

>>1435892
Make better relationship choices

No. 1435899

>>1435892
Are you aware this categorizes as rape?

No. 1435946

>>1435892
You tell him you don't like when he rapes you, he ignores it (of course) and you still stay with him?

No. 1435964

My new job is a call center night shift job and we barely have any calls or e-mails. To cure my boredom I've been spreading fake info and causing drama against my coworkers all while pretending to hate drama.
Yesterday even my supervisor said I was the only one who wasn't contributing to a toxic work environment lmao, if only she knew.
My coworkers are mostly twittard libfems and brain-dead gay men so its super easy to get them fighting.

No. 1435974

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I think I watched too much cartoons as a kid and my brain modeled itself after them, like for example when I read a book and a hill is mentioned I immediately picture something like picrel, even if it's from a realistic setting.

No. 1435976

I once gained a husbando, not because I liked him, but because I hated his canon love interest so much. This is the most pathetic way I've come into a 2D crush yet.

No. 1436096

>>1435964
based. hopefully you could share what type of drama you spread

No. 1436384

There was a tiny dried dead bug in my honey pot that got into my tea, I just picked it out and I'm drinking the tea anyway

No. 1436490

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Today, I joined in with nonnies in accusing a poster of being a scrote, but I was also accused of being a scrote in a different thread.

No. 1436494

>>1436490
that ai art anon certainly is a scrote.

No. 1436501

>>1436494
You're adding to the problem.

No. 1436504

>>1436501
chill the hell out

No. 1436505

I want to break up with my boyfriend because I hate his friends. I was so in love a month ago and ready to risk it all for him but suddenly I feel so put off. His 2 closest friends are annoying twitterfags and I can't stand to be around them, I feel so bad because I know he loves them but they are just so stupid and childish even though one of them is over 30. I wish he would reach out to his other friends more because I actually really like literally anyone else in his circle, I don't understand why he lowers himself to the level of his actual worst friends.

No. 1436509

>>1436494
im glad I'm not the only one who feels like that
>>1436501
She is right and she should say it.
>>1436505
He's friends with them because he has similar viewpoints as them and relates to them.What's so annoying about them? What subcategory of Twitterfag do they fall under? Since they're scrotes I have very low hopes.

No. 1436513

>>1436509
Unless someone's posting misogynistic bullshit or tranny shit, it's honestly just a pointless cop-out.

No. 1436517

>>1436494
which poster is that

No. 1436520

>>1436509
I guess by annoying twitterfags I just mean they are those super online type of people. The younger friend is basically an egirl but with designer clothes instead of cringe tiktok fashion, and the older friend is a nonbinary sjw but doesn't look like one. They both have rich parents and it's super obvious in how they live (they just party a lot and dont have jobs or skills or talents) and their conversations revolve around regurgitating twitter memes or talking about who they want to sleep with.

My bf is not at all like that when he's apart from them, but when he's with them he falls into that type of humor and it gives me the ick. His other friends are all fairly successful, intelligent, interesting people with cool careers, but he never hangs out with these friends.

No. 1436526

>>1435892
I would want to take revenge, but it's better to just dump him. Since he can't respect that one simple boundary, he cannot respect you.

No. 1436535

>>1435710
>Charlie and Lola
Based. I don't think there's anything wrong with that, those shows seem to be made to be relaxing. I think they're made that way so both parents and kids can enjoy them. Daydreaming is fine, no need to label it any cringe shit. I wish I could get into them the way you do, but they just put me to sleep.

No. 1436552

>>1435892
If you can't love yourself nobody will.

No. 1436576

>>1436552
Retarded saying, though OP needs more self respect

No. 1436628

a girl i hooked up with a few years ago just came up on my tiktok fyp telling the story of us hooking up, which i’d completely blocked out until seeing the vid.
she mentioned the fact that i couldn’t get her off because i didn’t know what i was doing (i thought she was just taking forever to finish) and mentioned a few things about my personality that idk how i feel about.
it was so weird to see a story about myself from another perspective, and really creepy that it popped up on my fyp literally 2 hours after she posted it. i blocked her but i’m still reeling and sort of going back and forth between thinking it’s funny and being bothered

No. 1436661

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i actually do this btw

No. 1436672

I follow American politics way more than my own country's. Like 90% of the time is reading about burgers and 10% about my own country.

No. 1436675

>>1436672
Same, my country is a lost cause, might as well check on a more interesting country

No. 1436676

I love my fiancé very much. But I really miss the thrill of having a crush on someone, and the excitement of sexual tension and flirting with someone new

No. 1436691

the site seems to be so slow lately sometimes I think it's broken because the posts are so far apart in time. I wonder if Nonna's are jumping ship or if it's because I'm a NEET and they have lives & are doing shit.
I feel alone

No. 1436708

>>1436672
>>1436675
i live in the us and check my homecountry's news more

No. 1436710

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i am finally gonna indulge myself in lesbian sex. i will once and for all do it. first woman to make the move on me on tinder is getting it. im going for it. lesbianons dont hate im just visiting. little vacation. pussy vacation.

No. 1436716

>>1436691
Maybe the jannies quietly banned a lot of the super disruptive users? So, it's now more peaceful but people haven't acclimated to there being less excitement. I've been avoiding ot though so I wouldn't know.

No. 1436720

>>1436710
based azaelia poster

No. 1436724

I trooned out a bit a few months ago and made the mistake of telling my parents about it… Oh god I have to go back home soon for december break, how do I unfuck this? I didn't even go on hormones or anything, I just told them I was thinking about it because they asked me what was wrong cause I was depressed while staying over at their house this summer. But then again I wonder if staying there actually does give me dysphoria because every time I go home I get the urge to take my binder out of the closet. I'm their only daughter, so they always want me to be girly as possible and I hate it. Worst part is that mom seemingly told everyone she knows that I am transitioning and my name is michael… Now I have to tell everyone I knew before going to college that I'm a retard who couldn't figure out if she's a boy or a girl…

No. 1436730

>>1436724
Just be upfront with them, they must be aware that being trans is a huge thing in the culture now and a lot of people are getting caught up in it who don’t stick with it

No. 1436733

>>1436720
i love you and i pray that god blesses you to the full extent of god-law

No. 1436737

>>1436716
>Maybe the jannies quietly banned a lot of the super disruptive users?
considering the infighting last night i doubt it kek

No. 1436746

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>>1436737
I dream of peace still.

No. 1436768

>>1435725
You should do some research on this because I've heard of other people doing it. I remember a documentary about several people who spin. One was a woman who did it so much over a long period that she wore a spot into her floor.

It's odd, but I hope you continue to make your brain happy with i.

No. 1436785

I've mostly stopped thinking about trannies except this irl one my internal monologue calls the trannoid and catalogs his behaviors like national geographic

No. 1436790

>>1436785
Kek what behaviours

No. 1436793

>>1436517
they were in the unpopular opinions thread. it's a big mess. they misunderstood some text about how ai art works and referred to anyone saying their art was stolen as a twitterfag. they also think digital art is easier to draw.

No. 1436796

>>1436691
I think a lot of us did jump ship. I did, I check this site every 3 weeks or more

No. 1436812

>>1436790
Actually he acts pretty normal (hsts) so it makes me feel psychotic. Save for the possibility that he intentionally pissed all over the women's toilet but I have no proof it was him

No. 1436825

>>1435730
Same except I think she did porn movies, d listed boobs and killer movies, also stripping. I couldn't claim emails or anything with my actual spelling because she took it.

No. 1436833

>>1436724
Lmao just pretend none of it happened. Glad you stopped being retarded.

No. 1436943

>>1435730
I just share my name with several doctors and my ex (even middle names) lel

No. 1436976

>>1436793
the way you described this wasn't accurate at all kek, L

No. 1437090

i start fights with anons sometimes because i think it's funny when they take bait and get invested in something i don't care about. i often send caps to my friends and we laugh about it, and if i'm with someone we sometimes both send replies. i'm just a spoiled bitch neet with too much free time. i'm also really nice and helpful sometimes, but sometimes i just like to really make anons mad.

No. 1437099

>>1437090
I said something OT in the celeb thread and anons took the bait. I'm assuming some of them are the same posters that get mad about Anokfags.

No. 1437101

>>1437099
lmao that thread is the easiest one to bait.

No. 1437107

Oh noooo I forgot I moved my bf's grandpa's ashes to the nightstand by my bed while I was sorting things and packing and then I had sex with them 5 inches from my head

No. 1437137

>>1437090
So you're basically a blaine type poster, congrats I guess

No. 1437191

>>1437090
>Haha look at these people on lolcow calling me out for being retarded
You're that annoying friend who everyone knows gets too invested in online fights

No. 1437194

I make good money now and can easily afford nice things but always resort to doing things like use torn up towels, sleep on the flat yellow pillow, etc just because it's so comforting to me

No. 1437195

>>1437090
I bet your friends make fun of you behind your back.

No. 1437202

>>1437090
Bait, well played anon.

No. 1437208

>>1437090
Is that why multiple threads, including this one, had autism and shit-stirring from all-lowercase posters today? Please get a hobby.

No. 1437227

I yearn for the love of a man but I don't think ill ever allow myself to indulge. All my life I've never found any man worth pursuing whether it be their looks, personality, who they hang out with, actions they took, ect. My harsh standards have saved me so much regret and troubles. The thought of allowing someone who is capable of causing immense physical harm to women to being the gender raised to think emotionally neglecting themselves is the best thing to do is insane. I thank god that celibacy is possible and that I have kept my most sacred physical and spiritual self away from the sullied hands of men. I cannot fathom how entitled they can be when it comes to women despite all the harm they cause us. I don't care if your father took care of you when you had no one else or that your nigel buys you flowers every day, the typical male behaviour has most definitely leaked out in your presence before, there is for sure a switch in his head that can trigger him, you may not be the one to flip it but the chance that you or another person does, hell is what they will give, no matter the consequences.

If I ever convince myself that I found the "perfect man", I pray that I wake up to reality before its too late or, that I at least can make it out out unscathed.

No. 1437278

>>1437227
I'm glad that you decided to save yourself. Women who sleep with men tend to be gross and v impure

No. 1437291

I am truly becoming misandric (is this how you say you hate men?).
I never liked them very much, but it seems I may be hyper-focused or something.
I like to hear podcasts about people's stories. It's often about how much men con.

They marry solely for pessoal benefits. Actually I truly am starting to think men are unable to express any unrelated sentiment to self ones.

They explore and abuse, mentally, physically and financially ANY person they can (that includes their own friends, parents, SOs, kids). ANYONE.

At work place, as I raised through hardwork, I noticed how much low effort, lazy and barely competent they are with extremely few exceptions.

I feel like I've been blinded my whole life, and my contempt for man, even the ones who never did anything directly to me, raises every day.

I feel disgusted most of the time with my coworkers for no reason, just because they are in the same room as me.

Idk, maybe I should get some help?

No. 1437396

>>1437227
The only thing I’ve gotten from scrotes is bv so I’m done with em

No. 1437401

>>1437208
you can always tell, then it branches off into semi-serious indepth conversation with someone going-
>but pee pee is poo poo, so why don't you pee? Just do Poo poo, it's not hard to poo instead of pee. Just saying
it's making it obnoxious in this bitch

No. 1437411

there is something that viscerally disgusts me about men wearing nail polish. i don't like nail polish much in general but i think it can be cute/pretty, and sometimes i like to wear black nail polish myself. but seeing men, particularly straight men, wear it causes sirens to go off in my head and i immediately assume the worst about them. if this was a decade ago i'd think it was kind of cool, but these days my brain just goes straight to thinking they're some kind of pathetic degenerate who will do anything to convince women they're cool and safe to be around (they are not). it doesn't matter if they apply it well or half-assed, either way it gives me horrendous vibes. it doesn't help that so many men have such ugly hands and fingers and the nail polish is even more of an eyesore, but even if they had attractive hands i would feel like the nail polish ruins them. i might be way too online, i don't know

No. 1437453

Markiplier is very very cringe but I really do want to see Markipoo nudes.

No. 1437468

Told my crush to go on Tinder because I know it'll crush his self-esteem even further.

No. 1437476

I'm going to sound like a boomer but I like to lurk the celebricows thread only to stay up to date on famous people and what is currently trending, I live in my curated bubble of media and without LCF I would never know any current singers or actors. Like a few days ago everybody started sperging about Ice Spice for some reason despite never being mentioned before in any of those threads.

No. 1437483

>>1437476
Top fucking kek, same.

No. 1437502

>>1437476
I'm weird, I used to lurk Lipstick Alley fucking heavy. Then I started to only get my news from Celebricow.
Now I only get my laughs and random news on people I don't know on Lolcow, while lurking LSA for urban news. Then going to Kiwifarms for retard idiotic scrote news.
Strangely I think I'm outgrowing them all. The more I look into the void, I realize we are all just cattles and cows, laughing at other cows. I like no one really

No. 1437507

For like 30 days I had the urge and detailed fantises of becoming the one black girl in a male (majority white male) space. Then I woke up realizing the truth of the matter now I hate everything and i'm very bitter. Being the one female in a male space never works out. They all hate you or want to hate fuck you. Even the ones where they pretend to be all cutesy and caring. I think i'm undoing some of my more retarded programming and waking up to things.

No. 1437510

>>1437502
All the world's a farm, and all the men and women merely cows, they have their milkings and their calvings, and one cow in its time gives many laughs.

No. 1437513

>>1437510
I want a website to embrace me in it's warmth, I want to put into the pasture with cows of all colors and sizes. I want to smile and be happy. I want to be sucked into the void where no bad things may enter; if they do we shall all laugh and squirt milk, be happy.
Instead I'm sitting in warm piss I wish was the milk of my sisters.

No. 1437516

>>1434573
Nonna you're not being stalked it's the phone. I know because the same thing happened to me and mine was also an iPhone 11. IPhones are just shit but especially 11 for whatever reason.

No. 1437518

Gonna starve myself to death bc I got fired. Any recommendation for things I should do before I’m dead (it’s only gonna take like 3 days)

No. 1437551

I'm finding it really hard to move on from my ex even though I ended it. I cry every day and I write long letters to him on a text based website that I know he has access to/might be checking regularly. It's been three months and I think I'm never going to feel better

No. 1437571

>>1437090
I only fight when I'm either sick or on my period because it makes me feel better

No. 1437607

I am developing an unfortunate crush on my colleague. he's not even hot. he's old. what is wrong with me. is this the latent daddy issues coming home to roost? i wish he was more unkind, more disagreeable. he's neither of those things and the fact he's not entirely unflirty is driving me nuts. It needs to be more platonic but I'm not sure what more I can do to make it that way. i'm not even doing anything. shut it down dude. we're both otherwise engaged. he's a great coworker too, which is weirdly the worst part. like if he sucked at his job that'd probably give me the ick. i'm trying to put myself off him but it's more of a challenge than i anticipated. thank god most of the work is remote and not in the office. that would be a nightmare

No. 1437626

I have a work crush and I have a boyfriend, am I gross? I'm not actively flirting with him at all

No. 1437627

>>1437607
He's old flirting with a young woman, while engaged, probably to a woman closer to his age. That alone should put you off, what a disgusting creepy fuck.

No. 1437629

>>1437411
Completely reasonable I get it, there are some men who perform femininity and wear cutesy stuff but are super vile

No. 1437633

>>1437607
He's agreeable because that is the least he can do for fantasiing about fucking his young coworker. He's not special, he's like 99.9% of men. He's even more pathetic for being an old sad fart and only engaged. Says alot

No. 1437661

The hot/cold approach works uncomfortably well on my love starved ass and I hate it. It's embarrassing but I fall for it every time, even though I KNOW it's bad and it's clear as day.

No. 1437693

>>1437607
women love yourself challenge

No. 1437694

>>1437626
If you're not pursuing your crush and it's just eyecandy, I don't see anything wrong with it.

No. 1437818

>>1437411
Nail polish on a guy is like poisonous frogs being brightly colored. It’s a warning sign, run, do not interact.

No. 1437822

>>1437818
that's what scrotes say about women with bright colored dyed hair though, nonny

No. 1437824

>>1437822
nta and they're scrotes, no one cares wtf they think or say

No. 1437828

>>1437822
yeah, males projecting as usual

No. 1437835

>>1437822
Women with dyed hair: literally just expressing themselves and having fun n scrotes demonize them bc they hate anything that doesn’t cater to their dicks
Straight men with painted nails: trying to lull women into a false sense of security that they’re not like other guys! They’re sensitive and cool and understanding! Except they totally aren’t and just like all other scrotes are just saying and doing whatever they think will get them the most chances for sex

No. 1437840

>>1437835
literally how though? i live in one of the world's largest cities and never see men with painted nails.

No. 1437857

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Just having some unhinged fantasies. I wrote it all out but deleted because too much cringe.

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>>1437822
Scrotes assessment on women are retarded while women’s are on point. A male wearing nail polish is attempting to signal that he’s not like other males, he’s in touch with his feeeelings, totes smashing toxic masculinity, he’s artistic and alt. He’s performative, a slut and gaslighter.

No. 1437920

>>1437840
I do too plus I'm middle eastern but I came across sex pests with red nails in the right social circles before. A man going out of his way to signal he's unique is guaranteed to be mentally ill.

No. 1438104

I love flirting but I hate when it becomes something. Romantic relationships are so awkward to me I don't know, I'm just shooting myself in the foot by flirting but I can't help myself.

No. 1438120

i’m obsessed with my ex to a very unhealthy degree where i’ve contemplated doing some pretty awful things but i always manage to snap out of it. i did freak out on him and scare him away but i am capable of much much worse

No. 1438165

>>1438120
Find a husbando similiar to your ex and pour all of your current obsession to said husbando, kek.

No. 1438274

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I used to hard and fast cut people off because I felt like I was such a bad person and was doing them a favor before things “got worse” but now that I’m on the receiving end of it I am devastated. I really hated myself so much that I truly believed that these people would barely blink an eye if I was extremely friendly one day and then completely avoiding them forever the next. It’s a really sad way to live and I feel really bad about all of the good people I hurt doing this.

No. 1438278

>>1438120
What awful things

No. 1438360

>>1426475
This is hilarious, kinda reminds me of my cousin. She put my (male) cousin under a blanket and started throwing random hard plastic toys at him while he scrambled around on all fours trying to avoid getting hit.

No. 1438475

The last day of my period is always free bleed day. I don't even care how the flow is, my pussy needs to breathe and I reach my discomfort limit by the end of the week.

No. 1438530

I have a crush on a co-worker (a straight woman ofc) but I couldn't help but feel disappointed when I learned she did botox injections. I know she can do whatever she wants but knowing what her moid looks like it makes me feel sad for her.

No. 1438574

>>1438475
I freebleed too, but on the first day of my period. My flow isnt really goin yet but the cramps are fucking killer.

No. 1438606

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No. 1438631

>>1438475
>>1438574
>>1438606
I’m free bleeding right now <3

No. 1438638

I had the opportunity to sleep with my coworker and didn't take it thanks in part to the anon who set me straight the other day. I'm kinda regretting it now tho

No. 1438644

>>1438638
Damn what an update, wasn't he engaged? You probably made the right decision

No. 1438650

i cringe when peopel talk about how pretty they are. It's weird to me, it's such a weird concept to a ugly person, to announce how attractive you think you are. I love the confidence and it's great, but it's more so me then them. Like me going, "Damn"

No. 1438658

>>1438644
We're both married but my marriage is on the rocks and he seems checked out. He actually made the move but he came on too strong and it happened in public so I didn't want to be the person who slept with a coworker at a work event. Though I'm positive there's going to be a shit ton of gossip about it. Oh well!

No. 1438663

>>1438658
Whats with the rush? I'm sure you'll still have plenty of chances.

No. 1438673

>>1438658
Just because he’s appearing checked out doesn’t mean his wife wouldn’t be heartbroken. He sounds like a sleazebag and you made the right decision not sleeping with him.

No. 1438686

>>1438663
It's hard since we both live with someone, plus the situation has the potential to get extremely awkward because we both know that we have unresolved feelings for each other (and so does everyone else now i guess).
>>1438673
In that case, I'm a sleezebag too- we're mutually acting like pieces of shit. I was always one of those people who was adamantly anti-cheating but it's hard to be in a situation like this when your actual partner hasn't been pulling their weight and you've stopped having romantic feelings for them.

No. 1438697

>>1438686
>it's hard to be in a situation like this when your actual partner hasn't been pulling their weight and you've stopped having romantic feelings for them.
So where's the difficulty? Just break up and at least part of your conscience will be clean. I do agree with the other anon, he sounds like more of a sleazebag in this because at least you've managed to do the right choice and not proceed with it, and he's the one who initiated, and what's even worse he did it in public. You know it's a bad idea anon so I believe you'll do what's morally right in the future

No. 1438703

>>1438686
Dump the beta cuck.

No. 1438735

>>1438697
>>1438703
Breaking up with someone who's dependent on you and who you've built a life with is way easier said than done. I also understand why so many people coast in shitty marriages now.
>he sounds like more of a sleazebag in this because at least you've managed to do the right choice and not proceed with it, and he's the one who initiated, and what's even worse he did it in public
tbf he didn't explicitly proposition me but it was all but implied. It was pretty shocking but we were also all drunk.

No. 1438738

>>1438735
sounds like you're content to stay in your shitty Marriage then. You shouldn't even continue to speak to the moid if it's "too hard" for you to dump the one you're married too. Hell, even if you do drop him, you shouldn't give the other moid play either. You should be distancing yourself from both of them but you probably won't. Enjoy

No. 1438742

>>1438738
You hit the nail on the head- ultimately I'm probably not going to make the decisions that will allow me to be happy and/or not cause work drama and that's all on me.

No. 1438750

>>1438735
>no real attraction
>dependent on you
There are so many levels of wrong here. So many. How do you all even manage to get yourselves into these situations long-term.

No. 1438759

>>1438742
Don't worry, then. Your ugly beta moid will either blow the relationship up so completely you won't be able to turn back or dump you. And you'll be left life-broken carrying all this heavy baggage. If everything else wasn't enough, hey resent being in this state of free coddling they put themselves in.

No. 1438763

>>1438742
I know it’s hard but if you feel like you’re at a dead end with your husband then you will be much better off divorcing. Yes you’ve built a life together but it’s not one you want. Have you told him how you’ve felt at all?
Getting involved with your coworker is a terrible idea too. The excitement of an affair is probably causing your judgment and the fact that this guy is pulling hardcore moves on you while you’re both married, coworkers, and IN PUBLIC says a lot about his character. Honestly sounds like if you leave your current husband for this guy you’ll eventually end up in the exact same place as you are now just with a different scrote.

No. 1438764

>>1438735
It's easier said than done but you sound like you have some ethical standards so unlike other anons I'll believe that you'll make this hard choice, nonna. It's for the best.

No. 1438767

>>1438750
Love is the world's shittiest drug, nonnie. Next to PCP of course.
>>1438759
>>1438763
>>1438764
The problem is that I recently told all of this to him and he's had a come-to-jesus moment where he appears to be making tangible changes. If this weren't the case then I probably would have slept with the work scrote. Might be too little too late though.

No. 1438831

>>1438767
He isn’t anon. He’s pretending to. People can’t change. The second it’s comfortable and you’re not leaving he will go right back to the easy shit he was doing before. I hope for your sake I’m wrong, but don’t stay on the hope he really “gets it now”.
Don’t sleep with your coworker. Don’t shit where you eat. Etc though

No. 1438899

>>1438831
I'll give him a few months, it's not like I have anything else going on if I'm not going to screw the office scrote. Dating sounds like its own sort of hell tbh.

No. 1438943

I have soft spot for pregnancy kink fanfiction since the ones that I had read the female protagonist had wide hips and thick thighs meaning they didn't have a thighgap and the love interest really liked them and it was conveyed in such a sensual way that it made me love myself since the trend at the time was heroin chic and I hated myself as while I was slim I couldn't seem lose weight in those areas.

No. 1439008

>>1438899
I hope things turn out okay for you, but the bottomline of everything we have been saying is that dating convenienced fat loser moids isn't a thing you can just suffer through at the intensity you are right now. Things are bound to get much worse, and the more the sunk cost…

No. 1439009

>>1438943
scrotes into it are also 9/10 times non-monogamous

No. 1439011

>>1439009
Well this isn’t about them it’s about her getting off to fanfics.

No. 1439013

I couldn't remember if I took my meds today so I tried to do the math (I take multiple of one pill) to make sure I don't double dose. Well, I checked the date on my prescription and realized I should be out tomorrow for the total number listed on the bottle. But I have five more days left. I swear to God I have never missed a dose, just been late a few times? And I immediately feel it when it leaves my system completely so it's not like it would be easy to forget entirely. I'm feeling paranoid and confused. And now I for sure don't know if I already took them. Fml.

No. 1439022

I look at the world and shrug and then I drink too much, or smoke too much. So often I work on my little house and all.. Every month, every week a bit. But in the end.. For what kek? You're blind if you don't see how our world is doing. Like call me pessimistic and a drunk, but I'm dragging that little crotch goblin that isn't mine into the woods and showing her bugs and animals and plants as long as there's still that much to show around.

No. 1439025

>>1439013
I'm feeling quite emotionally sensitive and depressed which is rare since I started these, probably because I started my period… So I'm tempted to just take a potential double dose because it won't hurt me. I took one so far because my calculations (done several times) came to the conclusion there was one extra as well which means I forgot one pill one time lol. I guess I should get a pill organizer thing because my memory is so bad. I also know for sure it should be out yesterday (I'm scatterbrained, prev post I said tomorrow for some reason) because I got a refill reminder notice from pharmacy yesterday or the day before (lol memory) and thought oh weird I have a bunch left.

No. 1439041

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I think my ex was a male pick me and me calling him out on it takes one to know one killed our relationship. I still miss him though

No. 1439043

>>1439041
What is a male pickme?

No. 1439047

>>1439043
guys who go ''im not like other guys/men''

No. 1439053

I feel really satisfied in life right now. I am 28 and only make like $2000/month in America, which really isn't that much. However I don't have to pay rent and I feel like I have quite a bit of spending money for once in my life even after saving like $400/month. I don't think I'll be able to take any nice vacations soon but I feel pretty content with life right now. I feel like there's something wrong with me

No. 1439056

>>1439053
then make some donation for the people in need if you think that you make too much money

No. 1439059

>>1439056
I do donate though? It’s not a ton but I probably donate like $50/month. I feel like it’s a lot to give in my current career and income

No. 1439078

i am an introvert, I really like being alone in my free time (I work with people otherwise) but I’ve noticed that when I’m drunk, I crave company. It’s the only time I experience this. Like when I get drunk, I get this longing feeling for people, to the point I want to contact my ex or friends I haven’t been in contact with for a long time. And I know that if I was sober I wouldn’t contact them at all or spare a thought about them even. And I don’t know if it’s just my avoidant personality or the alcohol.

No. 1439082

>>1439056
nta but 50k/yr is not exactly philanthropist level income, nonny.
I'm kinda confused by how her post is a confession or what exactly is wrong.

No. 1439086

>>1439082
Oh my god, sorry, shit math. 24k per year. Definitely not in a position to change the world with her money.

No. 1439087

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I have strange feelings for my manager that aren't exactly romantic or sexual, but really strong nonetheless. I really hate it, but at least I've pinpointed that I don't want to fuck him. I think we just have similar kinds of autism that make me want to befriend him really bad. Nearly all of the people I'm close with were from mutual friendships, so having to befriend someone from scratch is completely out of my comfort zone. I wish he wasn't a moid.

No. 1439098

>>1439078
Definitely the alcohol, I'm also a very introverted, not very talkative person and alcohol makes me social and happy. Maybe avoid drinking if you don't like the way it feels. Otherwise, clink clink anon!

No. 1439128

>>1439087
You could just toy with his emotions, not in a sexual way like more of a controlling thing. Although I guess that opens the door to them being more creepy though

No. 1439144

>>1439098
Clink! Yeah, I’m drunk right now. But already in my bed , all feelings for connection with other human beings shunned successfully. I know I’d regretted it when sobering up tomorrow.

No. 1439154

>>1439144
Good night anon! Please drink some water before bed.

No. 1439182

>>1439154
Good night to you too! I usually drink a lot of water mixed with a bit of an orange juice after getting drunk, but as I age, the hangovers are brutal nonetheless. And the fluids only makes me wake up during the night to piss lol.
Thank god i don’t have to go to work until Monday.

No. 1439263

Cackling so hard since the tranny who tried to cancel me for calling him Buffalo Bill and pointing out his groomer tendecies only got $35 on his wrecthed "rent" gofundme.

No. 1439265

I wish I had a talent. I like to write but i'm bad at it
>gets called ESL on here all the time
I like to cook but not really good at it
>Nona shat on my food recipe
I play sims but I can't stick to a family and my computer sucks
I can't dance, I can't sing, I can't do anything "Well". Nonas with talents be blessed be happy

No. 1439280

I have the lesbian version of gay voice I guess. I use a customer service voice that is higher pitched than my natural voice, at a lower volume to come across as less threatening as a GNC woman. If you met me like that and got to know me better, you'd probably think my natural lower pitched voice, at a higher volume with a more direct speech pattern is the unnatural one and forced. People actually complain I change the way I talk and see my natural voice as an insult, instead of a sign I feel more comfortable with them. I can't go back to customer service straight pleasing voice after becoming comfortable with someone.

No. 1439304

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I go to the shelter to adopt the oldest, dyingest dog they have about twice per year. Depeneds on how long the dog lives after I adopt it, I only keep one at a time.
I feed them cheeseburgeers and take them on walks and we go to the park and the ocean and shit.
My last dog just died a coupkle days ago and I'm just gonna drink until I can go be wit hthem all again.
I've been a drunk since highschool, I never wanted to be here at all.
I'm tired of everything and the only pople who could ever love me are the ones who were already abandoned by everyone else.
Dogs are better than us. I can't keep taking care of them though,
I hope I did right by the people who love me and I'm sorry.

No. 1439319

>>1439304
and nonnie i hope things get better for you

No. 1439356

Jerma’s new girlfriend weirds me out. Their age gap isn’t the problem for me but she seems like a super fan that got an in and took it. Ever since they started dating her entire twitter has been about him. It’s creepy

No. 1439364

I cried watching someone explain HEy Arnold episodes and how deep they are

No. 1439377

>>1439364
You're my kind of lady.

No. 1439379

>>1439356
Christ I had no idea how wide the age gap was but I get the same vibe

No. 1439381

>>1439379
how wide is it? I forget, how old is jerma

No. 1439384

>>1439356
i dont think internet personalities should be allowed to date their fans honestly. back when i was naive and a lot younger i was always confused by these scandals about internet personalities getting caught messaging minors and being gross and shit, bc i always just assumed that these people would have a degree of separation between their personal lives and their fanbase? but scrotes will be scrotes i guess. i think if you meet a fan of yours specifically online and start dating them its a red flag, bc theres just an inherent power balance no matter how you look at it

No. 1439385

>>1439381
Nine years, she’s 28 and he’s 37 (not as wide a gap as I thought but still cringeworthy)

No. 1439386

Damn I thought jerma was 34 for years, he looks decent for his age to be almost 40

No. 1439388

>>1439356
tbh i would've done the same (not with jerma but with a different famous man)

No. 1439392

>>1439304
i hope you're still with us, and i hope your days get brighter soon.

No. 1439422

I was feeling insecure and wanted attention and compliments (would get it at work but I'm a neet rn) and posted some selfies to reddit and now they made a freaking subreddit with my pictures and just today was reading about deepfakes and I'm now scared of this happening to me when I didn't post thirst traps at all or even one single sultry expression. At least my name and identity is not attached so I have that much going for me at least but I'm panicking because reddit scrotes are the worst of the worst and I don't even know why I wanted their gross attention

No. 1439439

my husband came out as gay last week. we have two daughters. i noticed we had suffered intimacy problems in the past but i just thought he had a low libido. he has a high paying salary and doesn't want a divorce so i'm staying with him

No. 1439441

>>1439422
it's ok anon, it's human to want to be seen sometimes. like you said no identifying info it'll be fine, the dumbass who made it will get bored and forget all about very soon

No. 1439447

>>1439422
Reminds me of the nonnas that post selfies here and then scrotes on 4chan save it. You’re better off never posting yourself online because some scrotes can also find data attached to photos which can reveal how you took the photo and such.

No. 1439463

>>1439439
Can you get a lover too? Or do you still love your husband?

No. 1439476

>>1439463
>>1439444
i still love my husband but it hurts to know he's been having casual sex with strangers. we havent been intimate in years so i'm not worried about STDs but what will my daughters think…

No. 1439479

>>1439304
I hope you're alive, nona. Sounds to me like you're in need of someone to take care of you - you've given so much to others.

No. 1439490

>>1439476
>>1439439
This is a really shitty situation, but if you both are determined you both could probably make it work. It would be super weird for your kids though (I've heard a lot of people say they wish their parents got a divorce, or got one sooner), and even if he doesn't want a divorce right now he might in the future if you two are having separate relationships.

No. 1439502

I've been on this website pretty much daily for the past 4 years. I discovered it while I was on vacation abroad kek. Not sure if I should laugh or cry

No. 1439503

>>1439439
Divorce his ass and get child support nonna. He cheated on you so you’re going to be in the right when it comes to the divorce courts. Also make sure to prove that he makes more money than you and pays for everything so you can get good housing and alimony. Use that money to buy an acre or a small house somewhere as a good investment, I hope you get through this without that nasty scrote!

No. 1439506

>>1439503
Based. He fucking lied to OP. She should get him for all that he's worth. Especially when I'm 99% sure she does the majority of the parenting and child caretaking.

No. 1439508

>>1439502
I was on a thread from 7 years ago. I've feel like a veteran retard on this site.

No. 1439542

>>1439439
Why do gay moids do this? Or is it just the tendency of moids to marry a woman he's not attracted to and use her to keep up an image. I agree with the other anon to divorce his lying cheating ass

No. 1439546

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>>1439043
Basically picrel but the genders reversed. He didn’t NLOGuys me but he loved doing these big romantic gestures for me but got insanely uncomfortable when I reciprocated. He gave me flowers and paid for everything and was constantly saying ‘yes’ to everything I asked of him even when it was super obvious to me he wasn’t being genuine.

No. 1439547

i joined this random woman's stream. i wasn't really invested in it, but someone gifted me a free 1 month sub, so they obviously saw me join… i felt awkward about leaving, so i just kept the stream open, but put the tab it was in on mute.

No. 1439548

>>1439547
i just checked back in on the stream, and now she's crying. WHEN DO I LEAVE

No. 1439549

>>1439548
Why is she crying? Send a heart emoji then bail kek

No. 1439553

>>1439549
something about some industry being harmful to her mental health, and all these jobs in between being horrible, and how lucky she is to be a streamer, and a whole bunch of other stuff.

feels awkward

No. 1439554

>>1439041
>takes one to know one
Huh?

No. 1439556

>>1439542
Status, shame, believing you can fake it til you make it and become magically straight if you try hard enough, internalized homophobia, family pressure, feeling like it's too late anyway etc. Doesn't mean it's okay or doesn't waste a woman's time, unless she's in on it. My step grandfather is gay and hates other gay men too much to be with them and has too much shame. My grandma knows about it though and she's fine with it, she has a husbando.

No. 1439558

>>1439265
If it helps I've read really interesting stories that've meant a lot to me with absolute horrible spelling and grammar. It's not that big of a deal if you're just writing for fun and if you plan to post your writings publicly it's not really that hard to make writer friends who will beta read your work if I wasn't shit at English I'd do it happily.

No. 1439571

>>1439304
Nonna, you have a huge heart and have given those dogs so much love and happiness. You deserve just as much. I hope you're still here and know you aren't alone in how you feel. You are a kind soul.

No. 1439614

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>>1422551
>>1422651
Its true, both those men were and my name was Albert Einstein

No. 1439704

>>1439614
>I was a chick fil a drive thru driver

No. 1439719

>>1422551
Sounds like exactly what I would have done if I were mentally ill. I like cute guys with glasses and I'm a fujoshit but never gave a fuck about actual irl gay shit.

No. 1439720

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No. 1439721

>>1439719

>if I were mentally ill

>posted on an imageboard

I got some bad news for you nona

No. 1439733

>>1439721
The only mental issue I have is that I'm mildly depressed, that's not enough to make me ask guys to suck dicks while wearing glasses.

No. 1439738

>>1439733
you need to get more mentally ill and live your dreams. buy a firearm and force bespectacled men to kiss at gunpoint.

No. 1439759

>>1439738
I can't get a gun just like that, I'm European. I'll just stick to watching Mbappé and Giroud looking at each other with as much lust and passion as a young married couple on their honeymoon.

No. 1439764

Sometimes I get this feeling that originality has died a while ago and every game, film and book is just the rehashing of existing stuff. And this makes me sad

No. 1439771

>>1439764
Artists were always inspired by their peers and by previous, influential artists, but I have the same feeling too. We're either noticing this ourselves as we grew older and got to discover more games and movies and books, or maybe it's because of that trend of reusing a bunch of already established IPs for easy money and less risks, especially when it comes to video games and movies since production costs are getting higher and higher and generations that discovered a lot of successful series and games and books as kids and teens now have disposable incomes and nostalgia.

No. 1439817

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>>1439614
I mean I'd say the second story is a little believable(though we can never know) but the first is a mix of a fujocoomer fantasy and early tumblr era "bigot got humiliated and everyone clapped" energy

No. 1439839

i have to be super sly about it at work, but i refuse to let our discontinued products go to waste lol. i'm responsible for getting rid of what has been discontinued, and my bosses and corporations we shill want us to just throw it away but i never do. i put it in duffel bags and donate it to high schools, womens refugee centers, random people, etc. i use them for myself too. i have to keep a low profile because this shit is worth thousands.

No. 1439883

>>1439839
thank you anon

No. 1439932

Maybe it's post pandemic life but I realized I don't really enjoy having a social life. When I get messages from friends asking me to hang out or they miss me, I feel bad that I don't want to hang out at all (and I don't understand why they like my company because I think I am a boring person). Going out takes too much energy, I don't have a car so traveling is a pain, inflation made everything stupid expensive and food and events are no longer worth the cost and I'm hardly in the mood to dress up and put on make-up anymore. It's all such a hassle to me and not worth bothering. I'd much rather have a hangout with online friends watching a movie or playing a game.

No. 1439947

I'm malingering a bit even though I'm recovering nicely because I like how much my bf sucks up to me

No. 1439951

Just had an extremely autistic fit for about 20 minutes straigiht where I just loudly mumbled random, retarded shit to myself and laughed at my own crappy jokes. I have not spent time with any IRL friends in over three years now.

No. 1439953

>>1439951
I haven’t had any friends since high school ended, I just go to work and home, my brain is rotting, and I was basically a neet for 2 years. I’m barely functioning.

No. 1440778

I get really happy when I hear that a tranny died

No. 1440784

I made a collage of a side by side of a girl I think is ugly and me, so I can look at it whenever I’m feeling bad about myself

No. 1440870

I'm so so so happy that my old bully got fat. He is a male with a kid his babymomma is chubby but like she squeezed a kid out so it's understandable, this man just ballooned up from cheemsburgers and munchies or alcoholism. He's fat now! I know very well he is fat but sometimes I click on his profile to look at pictures he's tagged in to remind myself again. His gf is like "omg I love YouTube heres to 3 years" and posts a picture of this ugly lardass dipshit just sitting there looking all puffy fuck you dude. Can't believe he had a kid, I hope she leaves him and the kid has a step-dad who isn't a piece of shit bully.

No. 1440878

my only reason to live its because i want to draw my super autistic fetishes and hyperfixations

No. 1440879

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No. 1440884

>>1440870
Samefag me lurking devolved into me lurking on random girls and comparing myself to them. Beautiful beautiful girls and I just feel huge and dirty and unfeminine, I Uninstalled Facebook and Instagram I'm gonna avoid looking in the mirror for a while. God I hate myself .

No. 1440915

>>1440878
May the autism be with you

No. 1440935

>>1440870
Same. I love lurking people I use to butt heads with in high school to see how much they failed at life

No. 1441023

I’m a stay at home mom but I want a career

No. 1441053

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i used to save pictures of boobs on the family computer as a teenager

No. 1441060

>>1441053
Me looking up “girls kissing” on YouTube when I was like 10 haha

No. 1441062

>>1441053
This reminded me of being a little kid and looking at the fashion magazines in the bathroom and talking about how much I want to "take off their bikinis to see their boobies". My parents probably heard that shit too. Cringe.

No. 1441066

>>1441053
I used to say things when I was small that would throw people off and now I realize because I grew up lesbian. I was a little girl who wore princess dresses and wore little crowns so I guess it shocked everyone. I said 'my wife' instead of husband and no one bothered to correct me when I'd talk about a married life and I'd think about a 'tall lady' who'd protect me. Wierd how kids just know.

No. 1441067

>>1441053
When I was a teen I bought tattoo magazines and would cut out the pictures of the female models and stick them on my closet doors. Ironic. I'm also pretty sure years before that, when I was a little kid and was invited to play at another girl's house, I made her barbies and Bratz "have sex" (made them lay on top of each other while kissing).

No. 1441080

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I want everyone I have beef with to explode and die

No. 1441296

>>1441053
>>1441060
I did these things too but I’m straight……..

No. 1441298

>>1441067
also the dolls simulating sex thing

No. 1441429

I have a wonderful boyfriend and I would never cheat on him. But I still love my ex and he gained 30 pounds of muscle weight. He asked if we can just be friends recently and I had to decline because of the guilt. The shame

No. 1441521

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I'm desperate for online attention but I'm ugly and camera shy so I can't post thirst traps. I'm also talentless so I have no art or writing to post. I also hate people and I refuse to butter myself up for the most active/popular people in my fandoms… sigh I know it's for the better because if I where more active online I would end up as a cow which I don't want to. but I want to just once try to get any form for online attention. Just to see what it's like

No. 1441559

I love looking gaunt and sinister, kinda like a grave digger from a shitty horror movie.

No. 1441561

>>1441559
under the right circumstances that's really hot honestly

No. 1441591

I couldn't care less about the personality of my crush. It is decent on the outside but I don't care about his 'real' personality. I don't care about his interests. I only want the physical aspect of a relationship with him.

No. 1441664

Canc someone make a new thread already

No. 1441669

>>1441664
? It's not full yet wdym

No. 1441704

I date confident, blow-hard mysoginists because I don't have to talk to them. I hate talking to people. I prefer to be unknown, that's why I post on lolcow and not Facebook.
I hate myself, I know anyone who replies to me is just going to tell me I'm disgusting for not having self-esteem, but I already hate myself so you may as well save it.
I hate everything and everyone. If I was braver, I would kill myself, but I'm not. It's easier to just pack up my backpack with all my consoles and some clean panties and go sit at a man's house gaming while he takes care of me. I don't care what my mom thinks about it, I took care of her my whole life, now it's my turn. I appreciate her letting me keep some of my shit in her garage and letting me sleep there when I'm not dating anyone, but at the same time, I earned that privilege at the cost of my childhood, pubescence, and young adulthood.
How are you supposed to be normal when all the money you made until you were 25 went directly into her bank account? When you dropped out of college because she kept telling you how expensive it was and that the family was collapsing? When you gave up every relationship since middle school because it "scared" her?
I'm done, I quit, I give up. I don't want to work anymore or talk anymore or see anyone.
Why shouldn't I do the easiest thing now? For whom? Not me, I don't care anymore, it never mattered.
It's so easy to just disappear into games while someone else handles life for me. I put in my time, I'm ruined now. I have no willpower left.

No. 1441726

>>1441704
nona keep making an effort. i’m in a pretty similar situation at the moment and have been for a while. i understand how easy it is to coast and forget about things and become wrapped up in surface level pleasures like games and comfort from a man. theres so much more to be found, although it might not feel like it. you have infinite potential if you just push yourself that little tiny bit harder, go out of your box. all it takes is one person, event or thing that you can be excited or wait for and it will give you that kick to keep doing it. good luck.

No. 1441772

>>1441726
What could there possibly be? I've already seen around the curtain, there's no point.
The purpose of success is to benefit others, if you already know that no one actually cares about anyone, then why try? I think a good life is for someone else. I just want to sleep all of this off like a bad dream, it'll be over eventually

No. 1441834

I've stopped putting effort into my appearance. I'm the type who wear pjs to the grocery now as opposed to spending 3 hours getting ready.

No. 1441852


No. 1441861

I’m not attracted to moids, I just want to hurt the ones that are fuck ups, the ones that deserve it. The bigger the fuck up the more pain they would feel but not in any way that they could enjoy it, just want them to be accountable for their fuck ups and face reality. I hate that i feel this way tbh it’s just there

No. 1441863

I enjoy the art of some male hentai artists. One of them draws solo 1st pov, so I don't have to see women having sex with men and imagine they're about to get eaten out by me instead. What type of nsfw content are lesbians even supposed to enjoy anyway. I welcome recommendations about female artists who draw lesbian art.

No. 1441874

>>1441863
Same but with ecchi artists, back when I was a weeb I used to like super sonico and pochaco cause they were kinda chunky like me, I wish they weren't so sexualized tho

No. 1441877

>>1441863
same, the femdom ones are pretty good and sadly women dont seem that interested in drawing femdom.

No. 1441892

>>1436628
Old but I wanted to say I'm really sorry this happened to you, that's awful. I think it sucks when people refuse to communicate their wants and desires in intimate settings and then blame the failure of intimacy on the other party. (Everyone is different and unless you magically click 100% some shepherding on what you enjoy will probably be necessary.)

No. 1442390

>>1431807
woah i'm in a similar boat with the bf situation nonna, what health problems does he have? i wouldn't plan to be with anyone else after he dies, but i can imagine living a peaceful happy single life afterwards. i think its something worth coming to terms with, and he's glad to have someone he knows can cope without him.

No. 1442707

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Since gaining my grown woman body I noticed I do pick me shit like wearing clothes like like pic related i front of my friends bf. Why am I like this.

No. 1442711

>>1442710
No I’m not trying to attract their moids but I’m just trying to looks good because I look fat in anything loose

No. 1442721

>>1442707
If you always wear that sort of outfit you're not a pick me but if you're only doing so in front of your friends boyfriend, you're a really bad friend.

No. 1442723

>>1441863
>What type of nsfw content are lesbians even supposed to enjoy anyway
I just rely on my imagination and still feel like the biggest coomer on the planet, so I assume many others feel too ashamed too to create any content. I used to draw some stuff for DA, but then I gained too much self awareness. I wish I could be a wholesome asexual sometimes, which I know is more abnormal to want.

No. 1442964

I found the tumblr of an anon who browses here and it's pretty obvious that she lives her life on here. She also has other anon friends on her tumblr who act edgy and post screenshots of lc while talking shit about certain posters on here. She made it known that she (and probably her kewl mean gorl friends) were the ones victim blaming the anon who got raped in the gen z hate thread, is the one derailing threads with her autistic hate for europeans, and her and her friends say other edgy shit like mentally ill people and neets are totes inferior to them despite browsing here themselves. Total cringe overall. Some of you need some self awareness I swear lmfao

No. 1442974

>>1442964
omg spill i need the chisme. i follow a farmer on tumblr who has other farmer friends/mutuals but i dont think she's the type ofnperson that does this

No. 1442975

>>1442964
Wonder if you sent it to the farmhands and admin if they could grab IPs off their old posts and perma ban them, if they’re too dumb to use a vpn

No. 1442983

>>1442974
it's the one from texas who spergposts about europeans. that's as specific as i'll go

No. 1443001

>>1442964
She's probably the anon who claimed she shitposts here on purpose with her friends upthread.

No. 1443002

>>1442983
>>1442964
God I hate people who can’t just keep their shit anonymous. Why post on lolcow only to go on tumblr and snitch on yourself for asspats? I hope you did send the posts to admin because I’m sure it also brings others like her.

No. 1443013

>>1443002
Farmers who post about lolcow on other sites are the worst posters. It's why we have such an influx of people unfamiliar with imageboards every year. I don't know why some nonas think that it's acceptable or cool to do this. It gets rid of the anonymity aspect and it's really not hard to keep posting here a secret.

No. 1443017

>>1443002
It's the type of people who found lolcow through it being mentioned on tiktok or twitter or something. You can really tell the userbase has been diluted with a lot of users who don't have an imageboard past and don't know the origins of lolcow. It was inevitable with the internet going mainstream.

No. 1443054

Recently I left my partner, I took my daughter with me and haven't contacted him. He isn't her dad but here was there when she was born. Her real dad OD'd in September and I've been having a really hard time with it and my current bf wasn't being supportive at all and not a good father figure. I don't know what I'm doing anymore and I don't have a family support system. I'm staying with an ex now he's 12 years older than me, and has some emotional issues but he says he wants to marry me and gave me an engagement ring and he's really been helping me out. I don't know how my life got so fucked up in a couple months.

No. 1443055

>>1443002
>>1443017
Search "lolcow" or "lolcow.farm" on twitter or tumblr and get disgusted by the amount of people who post about the site

No. 1443065

Euthanasia is such a pretty name and I wish it didn't mean what it meant. I'd love to name my daughter that

No. 1443076

>>1443054
I wish you the best, anon. You're rightfully sorrowful over the past events, you should've been able to grieve in peace.

No. 1443098

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No. 1443123

>>1443065
Maybe name her youth in asia instead? Youth or in for short

No. 1443136

>>1443054
with an age difference like that and pressure to wed you better watch out for your daughter as you hop from man to man. get your shit together and stop doing drugs

No. 1443188

>>1443054
Look into women's shelters in your area and apply for every form of welfare you can. Not sure if you're in the US or not though. All I know is you can't stay with that scrote ex for much longer and he's not to be trusted alone with your daughter. Even if you're not religious, churches can help you find a safe space/food and shelter.

No. 1443191

>>1443136
No need to be harsh, her ex was the druggy, she never mentioned she was on anything. You have a point but she's not in a position where she can change much right now.

No. 1443203

Back when I was 14 or so I browsed a forum for teen girls. On there there was a popular user who got cancer. She was deeply religious and she said she had a lot left to live for so she asked all forum members to please pray for her. She'd regularly post again, claiming how much she loved god and how great he was, posting quotes from the bible etc. After two years or so she passed away at only 18 or so. I was raised religious as well but that was the thing that ultimately convinced me god either wasn't real or was real but very cruel. If she'd been around today she would've been almost 30 I think, I still occasionally think of her.

No. 1443229

>>1414553
Every hole is a goal and I'm proud (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1443254

>>1414597
This is really adorable kek

No. 1443393

>>1442964
>She made it known that she (and probably her kewl mean gorl friends) were the ones victim blaming the anon who got raped in the gen z hate thread
is she the prolife anon who thinks sex is only for reproduction and thinks gay sex isn't 'meaningful' or the one against that poster, i can't tell what's going on there anymore

No. 1443435

i fucking hate my job. it makes me cry every single day. the money are not even worth it and i can’t leave cause i have no savings whatsoever. ugh

No. 1443497

I don't like couples and yes I am lonely and bitter about it.

No. 1443515

>>1443229
Never forget how that janny used an emote in a red text.

No. 1443585

>>1443435
lol I'm on my fifth year and I didn't used to hate this job and now it's finally beginning to wear at me

No. 1443604

im super down bad for my ex its embarrassing

No. 1443627

>>1443604
fucking same, and he finally broke up with his gf that he's had forever and we're seeing each other for the first time in six years this week. i'm mildly freaking my noggin.

No. 1443652

>>1436724
Tell them that there's nothing wrong with being a woman who's not super girly and to respect your preferences. Maybe blame them a little for your dysphoria if you think that's part of what made you troon out

No. 1443682

I feel like I'm letting my inner child down by becoming one of those adults that dread the Christmas season and it makes me so incredibly sad. Christmas used to be so much fun when I was younger because of the gifts and the food and the family gatherings. Now a good chunk of my family is dead including my mother, half of my cousins migrated and think they're too good for us, and I'm single and lonely with next to no social life. All the holiday is to me now is a reminder that everything I loved has left me, and what hasn't left as yet will leave eventually. I hate it so much.

No. 1443687

Idk how to say this, but i practically don't feel empathy at all. I feel bad because i understand when something is bad or i know i don't want to be in that situation myself, but I am not equipped to do emotional labour of any kind or even help my friends when they going through something rough and it makes me feel like an evil person.

No. 1443694

>>1443687
Do you remember ever having felt it in the past?

No. 1443697

I eat paper.

I have done so ever since I was a child, with my first taste of it being toilet paper. Now, toilet paper (unused, of course) has such an incredible taste—the melt-in-your-mouth, sweet, candy floss kind. It really is one of a kind. When I chew on paper, I ascend to a second realm of existence—a higher plane of sublimity—upon which the colours are lurid beyond the spectrum of the Babylonian plane (yes, our normal plane; the plane in which I wrote and submitted this post and in which you have read it), the sounds far richer and euphonious, the inhabitants more transcendent and connected than on our plane. Indeed, this phenomenon is more often summoned by toilet paper, though it is not my favourite. I prefer paper towels, particularly the brown ones that my school offers. I have a hard time describing the taste without just saying that it tastes papery, but it tastes exactly as you might think; in effect, it tastes how it smells. The closest comparison I could make for anyone who has never tried paper is that it is quite savoury, like a meat. On the other hand, the second kind of paper towel—the ultra-absorbent kind from the grocery shop—can be a hit or miss. I had a taste of Bounty paper towel, and it was an absolutely exquisite sensation; it disintegrated well in my mouth and tasted very fragrant, like a fruit. Printer paper is a no go for me—far too rough and unpleasant in texture, and the flavour does not compensate much for it.

I don't know why I continue to eat paper, but whenever I come across it—say, after washing my hands—I can barely resist the urge to inhale the aroma, and once I have caught a whiff, the inclination to shove the damned thing into my mouth is far too great for my willpower, and I resort to chewing until the whole thing has been swallowed up. If you want to call it pica, go right for it—but the experience one receives out of masticating on a piece of paper, and the wisdom granted through the endeavor to the second realm and self-reflection, is more worthy than a thousand medicines and 'professionals' alone.

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No. 1443703

>>1443697
>I prefer paper towels, particularly the brown ones that my school offers.
>it tastes exactly as you might think; in effect, it tastes how it smells.
So like toilet?

No. 1443714

>>1443699
'Pica'—nonsense, neu-psychiatry drivel!

>>1443703
No, of course not. It tastes and smells like paper.

No. 1443723

>>1415264 nta and also late but she probably doesn’t speak those languages… Hence why complains about the language barrier…

No. 1443744

>>1423207
> The only reason they wouldn't leave is because Europe isn't being forced to repatriate its colonists. Anyone with any European ancestry should be allowed to go back to Europe and live there whenever they want imo
Yeah cause Europe totally has room to accommodate tens of millions of extra people no problem just cause they have european ancestry.

No. 1443778

>>1443744
We also kicked some people out for being too annoyingly conservative even for those times. From the looks of it the descendents are still unhinged conservatives. I don't want them back.

No. 1443862

I once posted my photo on lc and I regret it deeply

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No. 1443883

>>1443862
>>1443864
What made it seem like a good idea and why you ended up regretting it?

No. 1443884

>>1443862
im "not a troon" nude lady who spazzed out because I was having a ppp episode

No. 1443889

>>1443884
Lol girl honestly I feel you, the troon accusations really piss me off too sometimes

No. 1443922

thinking about my mom dying gives me pleasure

No. 1443932

I ordered more books even though I promised I wouldn't. I do actually read them though.

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No. 1443997

>>1443862
i dont

No. 1444000

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Still love my ex, still want to be with him, I think he broke up with me because he got afraid of getting too close emotionally and just snapped. I’ve done all of the emotional heavy lifting post breakup and while he was very receptive to what I’ve had to say, he said he’d reach out once he was ready but couldn’t even be fucked to wish me happy birthday. Not even just a ‘hey I’m not fully ready right now but Hapoy Birthday still’ so I’m going on a date with another moid even though I said I’d be alone for awhile too. He’s probably found some broken bpdchan he can focus on instead of his own problems anyway

No. 1444043

I don't think a guy has ever liked me more than I liked them. And ya some of my exes were literally ugly

No. 1444050

>>1444000
posted a v similar vent with that same gif, weird. a moid saying he can’t be vulnerable or let himself get close to you is a massive red flag, he’s just going to suck the life and energy out of you, whether it is his intention or not. he knows he’ll always have you on standby waiting patiently whilst he does nothing and feels nothing, probably screwing other girls. hope you see the light

No. 1444051

>>1443862
posted my tits on lc once and the lesbians loved it

No. 1444057

>>1444051
was that when you wanted a boobjob?

No. 1444060

>>1444057
no it was in a thread on /ot/ some anon was saying fake boobs are better than real ones so i decided to put forward some evidence to the contrary

No. 1444062

>>1444060
I'm glad you're happy with your boobs, I hope the nonna I was thinking about didn't go through with the surgery.

No. 1444064

I drunk and did too much coke at the office party last week and embarrassed myself. Urgh, worst feeling.

No. 1444066

>>1444064
i don't get office parties tbh. unless you're being paid to be there, why would you want to party with people from work?

No. 1444076

>>1444066
To network. It's also free booze, food and a nice night. But i fucked up i should have stayed home.

No. 1444078

The Reddit hate thread OP pic spooks the fuck out of me, I hate it

No. 1444081

>>1444076
what did you do nonny

No. 1444085

I called out of work but my manager isnt replying. Hes a shitty manager but you could at least read the text im not opening.
Ps im not even sick, just not in the mood kek. Lets see how long it takes them to find a replacement today or will they close.
So tired of working for idiots. This man thinks hes a manager, but never shows up for any shifts. Name one restaurant like that.
Im gonna apply for a new job after christmas and drop this one.

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No. 1444103

>>1444076
Not to network but to be a bootlicker.

No. 1444107

I hate my fucking friends and I hate that they're in a relationship. I hate that they're leaving. I just can't bear the fact that I'm a lonely unwanted loser and I can't even pretend to be fine with it anymore! I'm incredibly touch starved. I have no one, literally no friends anymore. I hang out with no one. I just stay in my room and think about hurting myself or sleeping.
For the longest time I thought I wasn't deserving of love because my parents weren't emotionally available and everyone bullied me for being weird and ugly. I truly believed I was meant to die at 19 and self-harmed often. I thought of suicide a lot. Then I managed to get two friends and I thought that I was just very unlucky and that I did deserve to be loved in some way. For some time I thought that I was out of my depression. Then school ended, I got sick, I got hospitalized, I got even more depressed and no one was there for me. My "best friend" hung out with me 5 times in 5 years. She got a boyfriend and of course once a moid is there she doesn't give a shit anymore. So after all I'm not meant to be alone. No matter how hard I try I can't be loved. I'm alone and I'm pretty sure even my parents resent me. I chat and play games with my brother sometimes and that's fun, but he sexually harassed me when I was young. Idk I just feel like I'm going mad.

No. 1444114

>>1443862
Are you that nona from the ugly thread?

No. 1444210

>>1443065
take inspiration from the sims 2, name the kid Hugh Thanasia, Earl E. Demise, or Tim Lee Demise are nice too…

No. 1444221

Kinda want to go back to conversion therapy

No. 1444261

>>1443723
I thought that anon was just being sassy, asking her why they should speak her language if OP, what I think she assumed, doesn't speak it herself

No. 1444267

>>1444078
I'm made the thread and I regret it too, sorry lmao

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