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No. 1366720

for all your stoney baloney needs

previous thread >>>/ot/542085
smoker salt goes here >>>/ot/1307162

No. 1366722

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Stoner tips:
-If you get headaches from smoking with a butane lighter, try smoking with hemp wick as an alternative.

-If you're sensitive to irritants in your lungs, buy a mouthpiece filter or place a piece of gauze over the end of your bong or hookah to capture part of the tar from smoking.

-For avoiding puking after a bong hit, take several short controlled coughs until you can catch a breath, and then take a powerful cough to relieve tension. Try not to cough heavily in succession.

(reply to this post if you have any stoner tips as well!)

No. 1366723

>>1366720
>ywn get zooted with andrea dworkins
why even live nonnies

No. 1366726

fuckyea one of my favorite electropop bands released a bunch of music tonight and i found this awesome game i'm gonna get blasted and take 2 days off for this shit

No. 1366734

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>>1366723
Wonder what her preferred strain was
>tfw will never become enlightened by her presence while we smoke a dank fat afghani joint

No. 1366923

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What's something unusual you like to watch high?

I love interviews/podcasts. Whether it be celebrities or random people, but it's gotta be at least two people conversating. Something about overanalyzing every word they say, the way they communicate with each other, flow together as a duo

No. 1366958

Thread pic goes hard, can i screenshot?

No. 1366959

>>1366958
it is not illegal to save an image nonnikins

No. 1366965

>>1366923
i like to watch videos about space and space travel. used to make me existential when high but now I can chill and listen to people talk about planets while I look at space for hours

No. 1367313

>>1366923
I watch war strategy games on youtube even though I don't play them. Hearts of Iron, Civilization, Crusader Kings, those are my shit.

No. 1367912

>>1366958
I'm stoned and it's so cute you are asking for consent to screenshot nonnie

No. 1368870

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Stonernonnies, whats your setup like? I don't bother keeping a cute bong because they're more trouble then they are worth, but I have a couple very pretty rolling trays I bought from etsy that are witchy themed. It matches very nice with my glass jars of weed and I can move everything ez when its on a tray.
pic isn't mine, just thought it was super cute

No. 1368874

>>1368870
I love just carrying my joints in the dispensary boxes and keeping them on my dresser. I always store my wax pens upright because if you lay them on their side it’s way easier for them to clog/harden like that and the next hit will be worse

No. 1369344

>>1366722
nonita i love you, i was getting headaches when smoking too much and it's getting so annoying. i didn't know butane lighters could cause that.

No. 1369767

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>>1369344
i think it makes a big difference if you're hitting several bowls in one session, hope it works for you like it does for me!

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Anyone else get migraines? I swear the devils lettuce is the only cure for my bad ones. I have prescription migraine meds but weed helps me power through it without puking.

No. 1369903

>>1369902
Couldn’t the weed be causing them in the first place?

No. 1369905

>>1369903
Ive detoxed before and actually have them more frequently. I have tried several methods to reduce them, but weed seems to be the one that works

No. 1369988

>>1369902
I use edibles and acupuncture. I found a very good acupuncturist (trained for years by a Korean doctor, not some online bullshit course) who has me down to maybe one migraine per year. He also had a custom herbal formula made up for me which worked wonders. Normally I'm an extremely skeptical person but when I reached the end of my rope, I went ahead and tried the acupuncture. In conjunction with Marijuana it's worked beautifully.

No. 1370398

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Mmm hittin the pen

Hope everyone had a good day today

No. 1370653

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>mfw I found out my good friend was stealing my weed because he bragged about it to a mutual
Also funny thing is this is from the guy that was super stingy with his weed and once shamed me for taking two hits to clear the bong because I was "double dipping"

No. 1371270

i remember reading in an introduction for one of dworkin's books (think it might have been life and death?) about how one of her favorite things to do was sit on the porch steps watchin the sunset and thinkin about life… i wanna spark up on the porch steps and think about life with the girls.
tonight though it's a fat vape hit for all the real ones out there. let's get toasted.

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>>1371270
hell yeah

No. 1375574

So I got a job offer yay!! but they also piss test for da weedz and I'm so angry!!! Not only do I have to stop smoking indefinitely but I'm just sitting here sipping on this nasty ass cranberry juice to help flush my system! It's crazy to me that testing for marijuanna is still a huge thing, even though I'll only be working at a grocery store. What's up with that?!?

No. 1376519

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i learned the nearby dispensary I get my weed from every month has all my favorite strains year round because they get high priority from a private farm. guess i can never move? or maybe I should buy a pound of weed over a year and then move lolol

No. 1376625

Should I get stoned before I hit the gym

No. 1376627

>>1366722
She is so cute

No. 1376853

>>1376625
ofc, getting blazed before exercising is the best

No. 1377384

>>1375574
It is so weird to me how in the US you can get drug tested for any kind of job, even retail. Why does your employer care about you smoking weed in your free time? Teachers don't even get drug tested here. The only time I've heard about people being drug tested are for dangerous jobs like lineworkers.

No. 1378056

>>1375574
>>1377384
Depending on the place they may not care and just test for appearance's sake. I've straight up told my hiring manager I wouldn't clear for weed and never had an issue, the response I get is usually "oh we only care about meth".
>>1368870
My gf buys me really cute accessories for holidays/bdays otherwise I'd probs have the lamest setup… I've got a cute metal tray that looks like a grandma would own it, a bong with flowers and butterflies, and a dollhouse rug to use as a coaster. She also got me an airtight ceramic jar shaped like a beehive to keep my weed in and a smiley face grinder. It's all very cute and just my taste, I know I wouldn't have been able to justify these purchases to myself so I'm very grateful.

No. 1379816

>>1377384
It's because they get cheaper insurance if they drug test

No. 1379817

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i need a new bong but its gonna take ages to find one thats easy to clean, wont shatter when I drop it, and has a thin enough mouthpiece that I can purse my lips so I dont shotgun a bunch of tar in my lungs erry time. i haaaate bong shopping I always fuck it up

(spoiler for movie monster face, meme made me laugh)

No. 1379824

>>1366722
Great tips, especially the hemp wick. It really works!
Also based queen

No. 1381309

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my town has "trick or treating" each year by stamping a punchcard card at dispensaries (dont even gotta make a purchase) ima hit all the dispensaries up at the end of the month and swim in the free merch. and the event is a benefit for abortion access funds, how much more based can you get

No. 1382121

If any stoned nonna's are around this song is magical to listen to, I especially love the solo. If you need some good stoner music listen to Sublime!

No. 1382130

>>1379824
So my job does "random drug tests". But we get two weeks to comply. Kek

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No. 1382868

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took an extra bite of weed muffin and now i'm so fucked up. nothing i cant handle but i sure do miss my faculties

No. 1382905

>>1382868
Ah, yes, the "just too far". Settle in nonna and enjoy some snacks.

No. 1383154

Aww yes I've got a clean bowl and a cold can of sparkling ice. I'm ready to get stoned and look at pics of my husbando on this beautiful Saturday afternoon. God bless this gay earth.

No. 1390578

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Listening to Indian ambient music while I get high is really nice. If my cat wasn't snuggled up next to me I'd go full basic bitch and light some incense too.

No. 1390579

>>1390578
We used to be a country

No. 1390646

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>>1382868
nona how do i permanently remove my faculties? is a lobotomy the only answer?

No. 1391049

I haven’t smoked in two week bc the job I got said that they would do a drug testing. Well I start Monday and they never made an appointment for my testing so it’s time to blaze I guess???

No. 1393312

I'm thinking of getting high right before the halloween parade today

No. 1393808

I can't afford weed anymore and it's one of my biggest joys in life. But keeping my car is more important. Get high for me! I hate how expensive dispensaries are and I don't have a connect.

No. 1393826

>>1391049
tbh i would give it a few more weeks at least if you really care about keeping the job

No. 1393830

>>1393808
Damn, I’m sorry! I wish I could share a bowl with you. I live right next to a state that just legalized rec but the taxes are insane on top of the already high prices. I have a medical card for the said state (yay loopholes) and have been stocking up whenever dispensaries have good sales in anticipation of loosing my med card at the end of the year.

No. 1393979

>>1393808
Oh no, can u find a friend to smoke you out?

No. 1394482

>>1393830
>>1393979
Thanks nonnies. I did! She gave me a pre-roll to go too, because she's a sweetie. Now I need to save, first I need to buy gas, pay the phone and my car. I'm still looking for a temp job too. I've been doordashing to make money while studying to take the certified medical coding exam and life has been poor and stressful. Happy smoking!

No. 1394484

>like two dozen dispensaries were given 1g rso to distribute to customers for free for breast cancer awareness
>see the deal online and go to get it
>the budtender acts weird about it and brings over the manager
>he asks if I'm a cancer patient
>uh, no?
>manager gets shitty with me and eventually walks away
>budtender gives it to me anyways
I re-read the promotion like a dozen times afterwards because they made me doubt myself. Nope it says for anybody. I bet you they are trying to keep them all for themselves. I find that shady and fucked up. They get that stuff for free they should be giving it to their customers without any grief

No. 1394506

>>1394484
That is fucked up! The whole point of the sale is for awareness, anyone should be able to get it without grief. How fucking awkward would it be to have to tell the cashier you have cancer, just to get a sale. Ludicrous

No. 1394520

>>1394506
I riled myself up and I called and complained, the woman just sputtered to me "well my manager told us-" I'm like I don't care that was weird as shit

No. 1394565

>>1394520
If you feel like it call the people giving the samples to your shop to give out and mention the weird shit.

No. 1394976

>>1394482
No shit, I’m currently a NEET and looking into medical coding too! Did you take a course on it or is it possible to self-study and take the exam? I don’t know a lot about the various certifications or what makes it easier to get a job. I’m practically agoraphobic so the ability to work from home and job stability is the main reason I’m interested.

No. 1395004

>>1394520
seconding this. >>1394565 i'd be calling up their supplier asap to let them know they're being greaseballs.

No. 1395379

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not preggo, i'm gonna blaze the fuck up tonight in celebration

No. 1399098

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hi stonerfags. i'm having a bit of a rough go so I'm getting high asf fuck right now.

No. 1399565

Today was WACK somebody roll one

No. 1400354

>>1399565
I got u sis I got the blazy Susan rolling kit so it will at least look pretty. i can't roll for shit tho

No. 1400420

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Just got a fresh gram of lilac diesel distillate. Cheers!

No. 1400474

>>1400420
>lilac
Wtf I want twee floral cart flavors too I can only get fruit ones or "candy" ones that actually taste like car exhaust.

No. 1400483

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>>1399565
>>1400354
aw don't worry nonnies I will roll for you

>>1400420
sounds good. enjoy!!!

No. 1400625

>>1400474
>>1400483
I feel lucky to have pa medical but there are a lot of duds and the cost is (usually) outrageous. this one is by far my favorite and only comes around 1-2x a year here.

No. 1401235

I got tonsillitis a couple of months ago and it’s had me totally fucked up for weeks so I haven’t smoked. Just started to feel better and was considering picking up but now I have a chest infection. I hate this so much nonnas please spark your next one on my behalf because I feel like it’s going to be 2023 until I can blaze again at this rate.

No. 1405390

I tried thc syrup that shit is so good. I grip it and I sip it. I mixed the cherry syrup with ginger ale with a ton of ice, also did grape with sprite of course

No. 1405424

>>1405390
sounds delish

No. 1405611

if i put coffee ice cubes in my bong will i get a headache? i want a chilled hit right now and all we got is coffee cubes. im 5 seconds away from hittin that java

No. 1405615

>>1405611
okay well it was actually pretty good it was just 1% earthier and tastier than plain water and my head doesnt hurt so thats a win in my book

No. 1405655

Wish I could puff puff pass with y'all

No. 1405794

>>1405655
i'm more of a puff puff puff pass lady myself, am i a bad stoner now

No. 1405913

I just smoked a joint with little to no tolerance (I usually don't smoke) and I listened to jazz while half passed out in my chair, weed can be so magical when you don't smoke it often. The music sounded so magical and fit perfectly with the mood, best experience I've had in a while lol.

No. 1406040

Smoke and painting a my melody figure I got from five below to look like a kawaii mall goth. Life is good.

No. 1406076

>>1406040
god i wish that was me right now

No. 1418505

My weed tastes like pretzels

No. 1418540

Just restocked and got baked, eating popcorn

No. 1418563

all i have are edibles and i wish there was some way to potentiate them shits so they'd hit faster. they're nice but i don't always feel like making it an all-day event yaknow

No. 1418616

>>1418505
Is it peanut butter breath strain?

No. 1419448

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i'm having vegan nutella on rice cake and damn that's my shit. I'm vibing with Marley

No. 1419451

I just ate my fave protein bar and now its time for the gym and my reward is a J and a hot shower.

No. 1419494

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I was reading Jill's head a little stoned and this made me laugh and then stop and then laugh again. I was thinking about how funny it is that we live in an age where if you are known well enough on the internet and gain enough negative attention you will have your life permanently documented online for years with people nitpicking the everloving fuck out of you. Years of people pointing out your cellulite or weight gain or how mentally challenged you look smiling or how you look like a filthy, disgusting, diseased, flea-infested, worthless rat when you are caught laughing candidly in a friend's insta story and oh my god doesn't she realize how fucking UGLY and DISGUSTING and HIDEOUS and WORTHLESS she is she's so annoying AND UGLY and RETARDED I just cannot stand it. And there WILL be people at the ready to screenshot your dingy couch with a mysterious stain on it and point it out and go like "I bet her cats shit on it" and it's like, oh most definitely because didn't you see her poop splattered kitchen wall? She keeps her cats' litter box in the kitchen isn't that fucked up? Like genuinely? And then it's funny because at the same time, like, maybe you should make sure your fucking couch doesn't look like your cats shit on it before having it in the background of your shot. Maybe you should scrub the shit off your kitchen walls. You definitely should. And why don't you? Because the current generation is a bunch of fucking twitterfag soys.

No. 1419592

I tried microdosing on some gummies I previously had a bad reaction to. The only terrible thing is how my heart suddenly starts pounding when it kicks in but other than that I feel pretty nice. I guess they will last me a while then.

No. 1420719

nonnies Im still on coke and I have work in 4 hours. do i stay up or try to sleep

No. 1422249

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Had a drink and smoked a joint with my boyfriend for my birthday last night. Had the best sex and the best high of my life and i dont even know what strain it was

No. 1422530

>>1422249
I wish I were you nonna

No. 1423675

Does anyone self medicate on pot and using it to dull emotion?

I realized I did after I noticed I was super depressed after spending time in a place I wasn't smoking. It just makes things feel so much better.
>help i'm an addict. i want to do drugs and drink all the time because it makes things more fun

No. 1423699

>>1423675
Was thinking about that just today. Had a depressive episode and today I smoked and I just feel good. Everything is just nice. Why isn’t it always like that? When I smoke everyday it isn’t so nice anymore so I don’t smoken often. Why is it so nice to be high I want it to be like that alway feels like this is how it should be. Sorry I’m still high

No. 1423710

>>1423675
I do medicate for my ADHD. It helps me to hyperfocus on something I am doing, be it chores or work, I blast some music and get everything done in a fourth of time I’d do it regularly if I even manage to get something done.

No. 1423712

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Just got Covid for the first time, during semester finals. Really grateful I went to the dispo before this happened; I’m gonna be making out with my bong to cope with the anxiety.
On a good note, they were selling my favorite strain that I haven’t been able to buy in a few years. Do you guys have a favorite strain, or do they all mostly affect you the same way?

No. 1423742

>>1423675
yeah i do that. i feel embarrassed about my weed addiction because it's such a stupid thing to get addicted to. it's weird in that i can definitely go without it if i'm doing something interesting and i can't smoke. but if i have "nothing to do" i will just smoke all the time. and smoking leads me to having nothing to do because i'm not motivated to start anything.

No. 1425230

>>1423742
smoke and drink a monster/redbull/espresso/whatever! It helps me get out of bed even with crazy couchlock strains… or if you do want to stay in bed, maybe do something like crochet or play games or watch shitty movies or something. best of luck nonna

No. 1426597

I love weed

No. 1429441

>>1423712
I've tried at least a hundred or more strains so far, I love being able to pick and chose different strains that work best for sleep, muh period, socializing and relaxing. weed is miraculous I cant take it. my all time favorite strain I will go across town to buy because it's just so chefs kiss

No. 1432037

>>1429441
blog but what's the best strain for being functional but still buzzed? I know it's a meme to say "weed makes me feel normal" but I've had depression for like 15 or something years now and it's the only thing that makes me feel like I was pre-depression, but it always makes me want to just nap or listen to music until I'm sober again (which isn't necessarily a bad thing LOL just not for every day use)

No. 1437604

I'm so miserable I have a sinus perforation so I can't smoke or vape and can barely eat or drink. I'm buying some 200mg THC syup today I'm just gonna chug it

No. 1437611

>>1437604
I hope you feel better soon, nonnie

No. 1437919

>>1432037
sorry for the late reply noni! some good functional strains id suggest are lemon meringue, deadhead og, green crack, durban posion, cinex, jack herer, chemdog, sour og, triangle mints, blue city diesel. if you can't find those strains you can also look up related strains online, or look for any diesel based strain as it will give you a good energy boost. the weed strains I've listed first also help with focus and motivation, they are really great for focusing my adhd and waking and baking

No. 1438103

>>1437919
Fellow Adhd anon! Diesel strands are amazing.

No. 1438199

I was thinking of posting to a vent thread or something but theres all too much to say and really it will just be read by some strangers and forgotten. I think ill just smoke some weed alone and cry about it instead. That sounds lke it would help more.

No. 1439567

>>1437919
AYRT i'll definitely try them out! I've noticed a lot of strains that have a lot of limonene or [whatever the terpene that makes diesel smell that they haven't actually discovered yet apparently, thanks google] tend to give me headaches, but i'll see if maybe an edible or something will finally work well for me, thank you!

No. 1447264

What piece do you guys use? I have a one hitter that's color change glass, some random spoon pipes, a bubbler I use with a titanium nail for dabs and a big american made glass bong with a silicone downstem. I used to have a normal downstem in it but it kept breaking so I opted for one that wouldn't. AMG is such a good brand I've dropped that bong like 100x and it hasn't broken like I said only the downstems did inside. But before I bought that bong I smashed so many others. There is nothing worse than having a clean bong with ice cubes and water ready to go and it slips out of your hands and shatters all over the kitchen tile

No. 1455798

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>be me
>wonder "how high can i get"

>lose lighter for 5 minutes, it's in my hand the whole time

>lights the downstem with no bowl in it
>puts the bowl in and then lights it and blows instead of sucks
>clean up ensuing mess, takes 20 minutes
>try again. lights bowl forgets to suck
>sucks forgets to light
>loses lighter again
>drops bowl spilling weed on carpet
>clean my fucking carpet again
>lights bowl and fucking blows out of it again, fire and bongwater goes everywhere
>give up and clean up bongwater with blow dryer instead of washing bedsheets like a normal fucking person
>ok my breath sucks now i need a mint
>takes mint like a pill and chokes on it
>takes mint like a pill and chokes on it
>takes mint like a pill and chokes on it
>i need my fucking sleeping meds
>chews meds like a mint and chokes on it

don't do drugs kids

No. 1459244

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Saw is legit one of my favorite movie franchises, I'll sperg about it some other time though. Currently trippin on acid planning on a Saw marathon, wish me luck ladies!

No. 1459528

>>1447264
I got a new bong that looks like a lava lamp and its sooo cute but I am not looking forward to cleaning it ugh. i never use glass because I break all my shit too, but this one was so cute I had to buy it

No. 1460838

>>1459528
That sound so cool I'm jelly

No. 1460887

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without sounding like a fed, how do you find a new weed hookup when you move to a new medical only state? i could acquire my card, but i dont really like the medical prices here. i had the luxury of buying from friends I made in high school then eventually when i became of age, was able to partake in the recreational scene from dispensaries. now i'm in a new state, a complete social introvert and have no friends

No. 1461535

>>1460887
Always see tons of people advertising as plugs on dating apps like Tinder, with an emoji in the bio or something. Never actually hit one up so take this with a grain of salt and sus it out first but they are bountiful so I'm sure some are legit.

No. 1461543

>>1460887
I know everyone says not to do this and you really need to be able to read the room but I’ve had success asking in head shops/vape shops

No. 1461564

>>1460887
Fucked up but true just talk to your new neighbors. Everyone smokes.

No. 1462666

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hittin dat biscotti tonight. dunno if im just wrecked but dis shit straight up tastes like cookies

No. 1462671

I finally am at a place in my life where I have my own porch to smoke on. Life is good nonnies

No. 1462727

Crossed with shrooms. Wanted to say hi nonnies

No. 1462731

>>1461564
this. basically just try to make friends with your young neighbors and they should have a hookup. would be useless to do with older neighbors most likely.

No. 1464421

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For the nonitas that vape: save your vaporized weed! Since it's already decarbed it will work like an edible. A teaspoon of it on an emptyish stomach is enough to send me to outer space even though I vape everyday. Cons: it tastes like shit and it need at least an hour to kick in but once it does it lasts for hours and you kinda "reactivate it" when you eat something. Sometimes it feels similar to lsd (not the visuals but the mental part). Also be careful because it makes your poop smell like weed and the next day you still feel kinda high and dehydrated. That's it nonitas I just wanted to share my wisdom because not enough people know #frugal

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>>1462666
nona biscotti is my favourite strain but the only dealer who had that got arrested. free my homie

No. 1464528

>>1464430
RIP nonny. hittin it for our fallen soldiers

No. 1464547

Just used Monkey Whizz to pass a drug screening for a new job (non-medical data entry). I've been off weed for about a month since I genuinely wanted to take a break from it, but even to this day I still have THC in my system after doing a home test on myself. I was so incredibly nervous and skeptical the entire time inside in the clinic but I did it. I'll be sure to provide an update with results, since I'm sure other people will be in my position wondering if this shit even works. Worst outcome is that I don't get the job and that I wasted $54. Stay tuned….

No. 1464588

>>1464547
Apparently that's the best fake piss on the market so fingers crossed for you

No. 1464616

>>1464588
That eases my suspense just a tiny bit, though I’ll still be on my guard. Thank you kind nonnie!

No. 1464659

>>1464421
You should try mixing it into something anon, I usually choose something fatty bc it intensifies the high. I never notice a weird texture either, I can even put it on salad. Sometimes it gives my food kind of a weird nutty smell? But I don't really mind. Exercising reactivates it too, I went to my mom's house and took her dog for a walk and came back high as fuck and she definitely noticed lol.

No. 1464726

>>1464547
Why does a data entry job need a piss test?

No. 1464742

>>1464726
I think since recruiters have the power to demand it, they will. Power corrupts

No. 1464818

>>1464547
Keep us posted.
I just had to test for a job that I didn't know I needed a drug test for. I tested with my actual pee and a week later they said I tested positive for marijuana (duh). My employer said I had to retest so I got Quick Fix.
Turns out my employee "discussed the issue internally" and said I wouldn't need to get retested after all. Life is good living in a legal state.

No. 1464968

Any advice on how to mitigate getting too high for too long? I'll eat a 10mg edible and still be high for twp days straight off of that. Would love to be able to use weed regularly to get sleep without signing off multiple days of my life.

No. 1464994

>>1464968
Are you not able to smoke? It usually way easier to get the desired high by smoking, at least in my opinion

No. 1465022

>>1464742
Companies get discounts on their workers' compensation insurance if they test for pot and it's not always rationally applied

No. 1465025

>>1464968
Either your tolerance is insanely low or the source of your edibles doesn't have consistent thc testing which is a huge problem. Have you tried stuff like

No. 1465275

>>1464968
Try a one hitter instead. You can also do smaller edibles… if you buy the gummies you can just portion them up with a razor blade.

No. 1465423

>>1464421
Thanks for the reminder nonnie, I've been saving up my avb. I tried it once, but a teaspoon was way too much for me and my low tolerance, I had to stay in bed for 2-3 hours as I was physically (and mentally) so uncomfortable. But I want to try again with like 1/2 a teaspoon soon!

No. 1466444

Where do you get weed from?

No. 1466499

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Zooted on a teaspoon of avb since anon posted how much she takes and I figured I was brave enough to move past 1/2 tsp. I feel so good rn. I'm gonna catch up on celebricows now, I love that stupid dumpster fire thread.
>>1466444
I found a plug through my friend who smokes. It's usually really easy to meet someone who does through work, but you could try a dating app if you're desperate. Idk where you are but I used to road trip to legal states if I was feeling antisocial.

No. 1467219

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Goin' back to Honolulu just to get that
That Maui Wowie, that Maui Wowie
Goin' back to Honolulu just to get that
That Maui Wowie, that Maui Wowie
And I'm so high and I'm so high

No. 1467346

Accidentally told my dealer "take off" instead of "take it easy" as he was leaving last night. He seemed kind of hurt lmao. Whatever, I meant it - give me the weed and get the fuck out of here!!

No. 1467565

I had a handful of goldfish crackers after taking 20mg in sativa oil spray. Tasted pretty good.

No. 1467583

>>1464994
I'm unable to smoke or vape due to respiratory issues, unfortunately.
Pretty sad about it because I think that one-hitters are cute.
I usually cut gummies down to a fraction of their size but I still wind up way, way too high.
Anybody tried tinctures? I've been reading up more and it sounds like it might be a better route for me.

No. 1467592

>>1467583
tinctures work pretty good and its dead easy to make with some ground flower, tho in my experience tincture highs dont last as long as an edible. its still easy to mess up the dose like with edibles but you can dose it a bit more accurately

No. 1468273

gonna pick up some of my favorite strain today. i gotta clean up my whole house before I can enjoy it because it'll make me pass the fuck out, but it will all be worth it

No. 1469201

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>>1464547
Update: I passed and got the job! I honestly can't believe it, I didn't think it would be that easy. I kinda feel like I'm jinxing it by celebrating lol. Anyway, thank you Monkey Whizz! I highly recommend it to any nonnies in a pinch!

No. 1469215

>>1469201
Congratulations nona! Good luck on your new job!

No. 1469259

>>1469201
Yay! I remember seeing your post and was wondering lol. Enjoy the new job!

No. 1469338

high rn i got high yesterday too and almost went psychotci and took a shower it was a vibe for asho

No. 1469339

>>1469338
I'm just off night-shift and about to get super high to forget about the short ugly moid today that asked me if I had a problem at work because I made a face when he was acting like a prick. I fucking love how easily mens egos are brushed literally roll your eyes and there world shatters. Is this female objective judging me a man??! Oh my god!!! And I'm taller than him too. Eat shit Martin

No. 1469340

>>1469339
Bruised not brushed

No. 1470677

Don’t ask how, but I got 22g of very old weed. I tried smoking it, but didn’t get any effect. I just tried making some butter out of it and waiting for the mixture to settle so I can try it.
Pray for me nonnies I get some decent high and didn’t waste hours of my day away.

No. 1470685

>>1470677
praying 4 you Nona.

I've been smoking shake for the last two weeks because I ran out of bud and got a free ounce with my order and it's decent, nice buzz but today I'm gonna smoke a joint and in excited. My tolerance hasn't had a bud break in awhile so should be a good stone.

No. 1470966

Is it bad to smoke an almost empty vape pen? The leftover oil is barely covering one of the holes, but it's all I got. It just makes a crackling sound when I do it. Am I ruining my vape pen?

No. 1470994

>>1470966
I once read some guy say that when you smoke it when it's even like less than 1/3 full you are starting to inhale bad shit so I kind of go by that as a rule of thumb. I notice the taste is better the more full it is too. If you are truly dankrupt I'd only do it a lil

No. 1471058

>>1470966
>>1470994
I've always smoked them until the coil burnt, didn't know that wasn't the norm. Oops. Lol.

No. 1471930

>hit vape cart that is 90% thc like 4 or 5 times
>barely get high
>take a big bong hit of kiefy flower directly to my face once (most flower is only like 25% thc at most and idk what kief is)
>feel high as fuck, lids heavy, feeling like a bobblehead
What did weed mean by this

No. 1471941

>>1471930
vaping is inferior. I tried it and my chest started hurting. I went back to grass and the chest pains went away. I feel like natural grass is where its at. I dont do vapes with their metal bits and heated coils.

No. 1471945

>>1471930
Flower has cbd and thc most of the time. Gets you higher and processes different. High potency carts only have thc normally. No cbd. Probably something to do with that.

No. 1472386

does anyone else legitimately develop some level of psychosis every time they smoke but keep doing it every day anyway lol
i am a diagnosed schizo and weed can be extraordinarily unpleasant and demonic for me yet i'd rather have some interesting bad shit happen to me than just be bored, similar to why some people take benadryl and other deliriants.

No. 1472553

Anyone else notice weed changing their eating habits? I usually smoke daily and only really eat when I'm high but I'm on day 3 of no weed and I've barely eaten. I'm just too fucking nauseous when I try to eat sober

No. 1472573

>>1472553
Yah I am at the point where I straight up can't eat unless i've at least vaped, and I don't even vape real weed, just legal alt-cannabinoid blends. They're honestly about as potent as regular vapes if not more sometimes, the market is getting crazy

No. 1472627

>>1472386
Not schizophrenic, but one time I heard a neurologist talk about weed and schizophrenia. She said if you have the gene for schizophrenia, even if that gene isn't presenting the schizophrenia, once you start using weed it will basically activate your schizophrenia gene. Anyway, I'm a retard so pardon if this comes off as wack. The neurologist lady was really interesting but I saw her speak in person so I can't link you with anything. But that lady was a legit neurologist at a medical college, so I hope what I said might explain some things for you.

No. 1472633

>>1472627
Yeah that is essentially true, weed can affect people's genome on an epigenetic level and alter gene expression, though there is fierce debate over which genes are associated with schizophrenia-spectrum disorders. That's also why it's not the greatest idea to smoke a lot while your brain is still developing, i mean, if you want to be in tune with normie consensus reality…but fuck that noise…my brain is custom

No. 1473681

I found some truck/army tank model sets at a garage sale and grabbed them for a family friend since I know he collects that specific brand and he rewarded me with a big bag of homegrown shit.

No. 1481234

It's not fair I feel like the cool weed events never happen near me. They have puff and paint like painting with a twist but with weed. And a craft fair and it's an adult only event with tons of other stuff. NOPE on the other side of the fucking world basically I'd have to drive so long it wouldn't be worth it. It's like my area got a bunch of dispensaries but only the huge city areas hours away get any real events worth going to

No. 1481641

I'm going under full anesthesia tomorrow so I really shouldn't be smoking but I am cus I am anxious as hell and then I get even more anxious because I know it's stupid to be smoking before anesthesia and I really should have quit days ago aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

No. 1481645

>>1481641
Just let them know and they can be wary. Let them know you don't want to wake up during. Trust me it's a very scary experience

No. 1481650

>>1481645
Did that happen to you? If so, I'm sorry to hear that. I will let them know, for sure. I went through the same surgery 12 years ago and I was a lot more tough as a teenager apparantly. Right now I just want to cry and bail lol

No. 1481713

>>1481646
That would be so fun I want that too.. I've done some of my best crafts/scrapbooking/sketches while stoned I feel like with paints it'd be even better with how it flows and the satisfying feeling of putting a brush to canvas
>>1481650
Yeah it was just wisdoms so it wasn't like the worst but I was not happy. I'm sorry you're having a rough time I hopefully it'll all just go routine especially if it's a common thing

No. 1489463

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you know you're too familiar with weed when you can recognize a strain by the appearance of the bud alone

No. 1489493

I'm jealous how you guys experiment with different strains.
Weed is illegal here and I don't even know how to get hands on the better stuff. I'm not really a party person (nor are my friends) and small social circle. So the only thing I've ever really had is just some random weed I had the opportunity to get.

No. 1492114

>>1489493
kek same when I did it I mooched off my friends and I have no connections to dealers to obtain it myself

I hate this christian hellhole state

No. 1492136

>>1492114
in covid lockdowns my friend found leafedout (.com) which is a US based site around finding pot dealers! it worked for him in australia which def wasn't the target market, but options are out there anons. good luck and fun blazing.

No. 1492152

>>1492136
thank you devious weed nona

No. 1501112

I'm gonna smoke anon, should I watch midsommar for a second time? First time I wasn't high.

No. 1501162

>>1501112
i feel like watching midsommar would sober me up immediately from the tension alone. if you're brave enough then godspeed noni

No. 1501165

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I am high I am drunk I drew a lady that feels what I thunk
I'm based I feel I want a man to know what's real
I'm gay I'm bi I'm straight you're the li……. ar
I'm based I'm bored your mom has a hooooard of old tea pots that aren't worth shit
I want life I want love I want some secret cola flavored gummies from above
KILL ALL MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 1501187

>>1501112
don't horror movies make you more scared and sad? They do that to me when i'm high, it's always too fucked up for me, while sober it's fine.

No. 1501347

Smoking shake, it's actually not all that bad.

No. 1501366

>>1501347
i love smoking shake tbh it burns real easy

No. 1501505

high as hell cleaning my house listening to the gone girl audiobook for the 50th time, drinking green tea
wake and bake was a fantastic choice today

No. 1501590

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>>1366720
Baked and going to attempt to finish a commission!!! One last hit tho!!

No. 1501676

>>1501162
>>1501187
I never really thought of it as a horror. There are some scary moments but I watched it high last night and it was good. I don't think I could handle actual horror though, I do want to try one time just out of curiosity of how I'll react. Might be the worst trip if my life though kek.

No. 1507722

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recently got into edibles anons and omg, the morning afterglow is one of the best feelings ever. must keep them to weekends. must…

No. 1507723

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can't believe i saged my legitimate bump, here we go

No. 1507798

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Day off from school / work, started my morning with a smoke

No. 1507802

>>1507798
Girl I finished a 12 hour night shift at 6am and its 0835 and I'm on my third joint I've got a bath run ,I've brushed and mopped my floors. I'm so goddamn satisfied

No. 1507804

>>1507802
Holy shit, you deserve it nonny

No. 1508835

>>1507722
Talking about edibles I love them but the only thing I hate is every single time I get this sudden drop of extreme anxiety, I've asked a few friends if they get it and they said they don't feel a drop at all. I can get myself out of it pretty easily though.

Hope you enjoy your edibles!

No. 1508846

I want to make myself some weed butter for edibles in the future, but I'm vegan. What would you recommend infusing as an alternative, coconut butter?

No. 1508911

Holy shit I got a vape, I tested it couple times on 170-180 C, I tested on 205C now and holy SHIT the diff man. Now I’m mad I wasted weed for that testing (since it’s hard to get)

No. 1509238

>>1508846
coconut butter is the best alternative yeah!
>>1508911
cut it with other stuff (mint, lavender, mugwort, catnip…) to make it last longer

No. 1509731

eating cheesecake with my bare hands in the shower. Warm.

No. 1509733

>>1509731
god i wish that was me. noni living in nirvana rn

No. 1510118

>>1508911
if you saved it, see: >>1464421 for still putting it to use!

No. 1512084

I haven't been high in so long I am so fucking stupid right now and thought I knew Tom Lip IRL. I missed feeling like a dumbass

No. 1514422

investing in an arizer v-tower was the smartest thing i’ve ever done. i hope everyone is having a nice night

No. 1514430

>>1514422
having a lovely night nona

No. 1514818

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Have you noticed toes look kinda like Among Us characters

No. 1514840

>>1514818
stoned anons making me see things I'll never be unable to unsee again

No. 1514853

Can you vape the same weed multiple times? Or just once?

No. 1514856


No. 1514865

>>1514856
OH, I’ve been putting it into a little bag after vaping it for only 5mins

No. 1514885

>>1376625
late reply but the best is after, since your muscles are tense and sore and weed relaxes them. A joint and then a warm shower is my rec

No. 1515175

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Just bought a full box of picrel, hope I don’t end up hating them. They sound really nice though and Blazy Susan papers are the best papers out there (I’d say that even if they didn’t come in my favorite colors) so I have high (heh) hopes!

Also I wish Jillian would stop larping as 20 diff people and just do cutesy stoner gworl content, since she clearly spends all day everyday stoned.

No. 1515188

>>1515175
let us know how they are because im highly intrigued

No. 1515527

God I have the worst muchies when I smoke. Yesterday I ate four cans of mushrooms, asparagus and fruits. WHY

No. 1515848

Who here smokes cbd flower? Asking for a me.

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>>1515527
>cans of mushrooms, asparagus, and fruit
>cans

Nonnie what the fuck who eats canned mushrooms and canned asparagus? I guess I can understand the canned fruit but still yuck. Did you eat 4 cans of mushrooms, 4 cans of asparagus, and 4 cans of fruit? Do you have 4 cans of some monstrous mushrooms-asparagus-fruit salad? Also are you an ana-chan? cause, while disgusting, your “zomg big binge such munchies” feast seems extremely low cal and you’re venting like you just scarfed down a dozen Big Macs

No. 1515876

>>1515874
Thank you for asking all the questions I was too stoned and polite to ask.

No. 1515883

>>1515874
nta but canned mushrooms are really tasty

No. 1515947

>>1515874
Kekkk no I ate one can of mushrooms, one can of asparagus, one can of peaches and one can of pineapple, all separately. And I’m also a fatass not an anachan, but I figured eating relatively low cal food would be better than stuffing my face with pizza etc while high because I want to stuff my face with ungodly amounts of food while high

No. 1516040

>>1515848
I do, I smoke it when I can't find the regular kind. What's up?

No. 1516737

>>1516040

Thanks for responding! Curious if you get high from it I guess

No. 1517252

>see disposable thc vapes at smoke shop and buy one
>look it up before i try to use it
>read about fake weed cartridges and vape related deaths
>realize none of the carts being sold anywhere are clean and most have pesticides, heavy metals and could also have weird synthetic shit
Wtf nonnies I regret moving out of a state that legalized recreational sale. Considering trying to get a med card

No. 1517266

>>1517252
Dunno what state you’re in but Florida is basically just pay to play medical program making it like a tax free rec state. Great place to be a stoner. Definitely don’t buy those carts you see at smoke shops if you’re not in a legal state that shit will fuck you up.

No. 1517396

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i need to quit smoking or at least cut down but every time im laying in bed doing fuck all i just feel like spongebob looking at the vase full of water

No. 1519732

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>decide to smoke weed outside right before picking up food
>food takes an extra 15 minutes to come out
>really feeling it by the time i can start walking back
>notice a trilling sound coming from the direction of my small apartment complex
>ohshit.jpg
>walk faster towards apartment
>it's definitely coming coming from my complex
>images of my bong in flames flash through my mind
>start jogging a little
>it's definitely coming from my building
>start running, anxiously trying to get across the streets
>wonder how far the fire has spread
>think of my poor cat
>think of how fucked i am
>start planning what i'm gonna tell the complex owner, wondering if i would get kicked out
>dreading having to tell the firefighters what caused the fire
>finally get to building, out of breath
>a bunch of people standing around outside, including the complex owner
>preparing to confess to my crimes
>dude from the crowd approaches me
>says he left some hamburger buns in the oven

No. 1519797

>>1516737
Shit sorry to leave you hanging. Not high really, I just feel relaxed and kind of drowsy.
>>1517396
I always finish the last of my stash before I take a break so I'm not tempted.

No. 1520395

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>feel disconected from my enviroment, dont know what to do, how spend my time
>smoke a little of weed
>now im full dissociated
>still dont know what to do

No. 1520998

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I bought these to eat while high it’s awesome

No. 1521072

it’s time hell yea hell yea

No. 1521159

I'm going to make some fruity pebbles cereal treats with some abv infused coconut oil and marshmallows
Hides the flavor better than gummies and isn't as heavy as brownies

No. 1521470

>>1521159
you. YOU are going places. that sounds amazing

No. 1524058

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Good morning

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>>1515188
>>1515175
Update, the rose wraps are fantastic! They burn unbelievably slow and even. They smell really strong coming out of the package but don’t have nearly that strong of a taste when smoking them. Great for sharing. Blazy Susan also has these new ceramic capped filter tips with activated charcoal encapsulated inside that I got a jar of, they’re really great too. I’ll be buying more of both the fancy filter tips and the rose wraps. I feel fancy smoking these kek

No. 1526786

>chillin playing genshin
>bf pops in to drop me nugs on his way to work
>blazed and vibing so hard I'm so excited to just do nothing
>doing nothing but shitposting
>ascending

yes

No. 1529555

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Made some abv + nutella sandwich for breakfast and now I'm floating.

Would making cannabutter be more efficient in regards to THC amount than just eating it straight?

No. 1529652

>>1529555
It would be significantly less gnarly that’s for sure

No. 1529744

>>1529652
It was really good tho

No. 1529751

>>1529555
How much abv did you use? I tried some recently, I had 3g and felt nothing (I don't use weed very often and would be pretty susceptible to the effects). I wonder was it too old? (It probably was more than a year old)

No. 1529754

>>1529751
Not a lot at all, like a small pinch. I’m still high. Mine was pretty fresh and not very strongly vaped though.

No. 1529759

I'm out of weed so I just mixed crumble with abv and I'm doing bong rips of it

No. 1530207

>>1529754
Damn maybe I torched mine too much… I did an abv edible, used 1.5 tsp, didn't feel anything. Usually that's enough to knock me on my ass and I know my tolerance can't be THAT bad.
>>1529759
How'd that work for you? I've considered trying it before when I'm dry but I save mine for edibles and they're usually pretty reliable so I didn't want to potentially waste it.

No. 1530209

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smorkin' dworkin

No. 1530223

>>1530207
It makes sense though, THC evaporates over time. I tried doing that a while ago with really old crusty ABV and it only make me feel sick lol. My friend advised me to put the weed in the freezer to make it last longer but idk.

No. 1530244

>>1530209
blessed rare dworkin

No. 1533086

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oh my god nona i just spend like 20 mintues tryingt to find this threat in the catalog…. ive been trying to post in this thread for so lon that i dont remember why i wanted to post here so badly now.
but you know what that doesnt make me a bad person or like racist or soething. im still just a farmer with a dream and much else. things you couldn't imagine. so even if i loose here ive actually already won. so yeah thats all have a nice weekend everyone and have a lot of fun and stuff like uh maybe play fortnite? its actually a really good game but we need to keep making fun off it because if we dont the whole universe is going to just prefer to play fortnite everyday allday instead of like you know having jobs and stuff and also whose gonna be the driver in the van if we are all in battle royale mode like who is driving the truck when eveyrone wants to play in battle royal (NO BUILT MODE, obviously!) instead of doing literally anything else. how can the driver be a driver if he too says ok cool and jumps from the van. yes im one of those millenials that get into things too late thats its kinda emberrrasing like uh okay chinthia yeah obvlivion by grimes was good hahaah whatever girl whatever. anyways, im just saying like you know the type of girl to say "hipster" AFTER 1/3 of the population had already had a "hipster" phase and now found it VERY cringy.

No. 1533154

>>1533086
i used to be a fortnite hater until that chug jug cover song came out and now im cool with it. enjoy your fork knife noni. also is that a madoka mod for mario kart because i need it

No. 1533171

>>1533086
I love this post kek

No. 1541739

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I went on a date with a guy who was my weed dealer's dealer. It didn't work out romantically but he was willing to sell so I shortened my supply chain and can save sooo much money.
Anyway I decided to get premium flower and it is WORTH it. I haven't been this high in a long time. The bud is actually beautiful and it smells delicious. I'm sniffing it right now and it's so fragrant. God I am stoned. I recommend all you nonnies to try top shelf bud if you haven't. It's bliss.

No. 1541848

>>1533086
I love you.

No. 1542267

Cannabis Hyperemesis Syndrome isn't fucking real and even if it was just stop smoking weed? It's not crack. Also if you look into the cases of people "dying" of this supposedly they were using other substances like alcohol or weird drug cocktails. It's bullshit

No. 1542287

>>1542267
Is that what Shayna has?

No. 1542317

>>1541739
I married my dealer and we've been together 12 years kek free weed for life

No. 1542339

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i'm high as fuck and just finding this thread for the first time. you're all hilarious and i love you

No. 1542343

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I am dreaming about the moment I can get off of work and eat dinner with a friend and then get high af in my apartment and watch something stupid

No. 1542539

>>1541848
>>1542339
>>1542358
Bunch of silly beans! Love y'all.

No. 1542768

>>1542343
I just had a gummy and SHOUT OUT TO CHRISTINA APPLEGATE

No. 1544214

Hey nonnies. I gave myself some intrusive thought last time I've smoked (I won't get into too much detail because I don't want to give it to any of you).
I was able to distract myself and didn't fall down the anxiety hole, but it definitely inconvenienced my high. And I still think about it even now I'm sober. How do I break this pattern and get rid of this?
I only smoke once a month instead of alcohol and I don't want it to get ruined. I've never really had anything negative happen from weed before.

No. 1544246

>>1544214
I had something like that. What I did was addressing these thoughts sober. I discovered it was actually a very deep rooted problem I had, that I was not conscious of at all. So this is maybe even something very positive because it could be your unconsciousness trying to tell you something.

No. 1544424

File: 1681050312623.jpg (27.32 KB, 564x564, lettuce.jpg)

oh my god!!! i totally thought i had smoked all my stash months ago, maybe even a year. i haven't had access to new stuff for a long time too, but just decided to empty out the booze shelf that i'm never going to drink, and i climb to reach it and I see not ONE but TWO little joints on there… one is really short, but whatever, my day is made. i'll save it for another time but just had to share this joyous moment. pun intended in my language we also call em joyuses

No. 1544553

File: 1681060318336.jpeg (77.02 KB, 825x724, 6C54D83D-D3BA-495F-AB0A-365E1D…)

Anyone wants to smoke an eastern skinny with me. On the bed with open window and just laugh and have a good time

No. 1544617

>>1544553
I’ll roll one for you, nona. Hope you feel better

No. 1544669

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>>1544553
Sounds lovely anon. You inspired me to open my windows and roll up some of this Mr. E Pupil

No. 1544873

File: 1681079326388.png (416.94 KB, 685x592, nice.png)

ive been only using concentrates for the last two years but today i bought some top shelf flower, picrel. what a goddamn good idea that was. im high as balls and about to go smoke another bowl. hope everyone is having a good sunday!!

No. 1548281

i CANNOT play anything competitive other than yugioh while im high. istg in shit like quake champions i cant even see the enemy i become literally DISABLED
>high asf rn
>yugioh.exe

No. 1548365

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No. 1548384

>>1548365
Simply epic
This reminds me of when I was at my friends house and we had nothing to smoke out of so we dug a sweet potato out of the cupboard and carved it into a pipe and the only weed we had was damp homegrown bud most janky high of my fuckin life

No. 1548419

>>1548365
>>1548384
Omg. Once at my best friends house, we had a bong but she had broken the bowl. I carved us a bowl out of a carrot. Man I miss sleepovers

No. 1548621

>>1544873
Oh my god, that looks so freakin beautiful. It's pretty better to save up for high shelf and high quality flower myself. I bought a good amount for $30 but it takes a few bowls to get me really high.

No. 1550223

High eating canned food again

No. 1550354

>>1550305
did you fucking deep fry this and then drop it in dirt?

No. 1551666

File: 1681700641194.jpeg (35.53 KB, 700x700, 626f4055aa82b-0.jpeg)

got a black cherry cannabis drink and omg it's super tasty. Wasn't the strongest but I'm pretty high tolerance right now. Gonna hit the vape on top and enjoying the movie night

No. 1554629

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Happy 4/20 nonnies!!! Share your 4/20 activities with us! I’m stocking tf up cause my favorite dispo only has a few good sales a year and today is one of ‘em.

No. 1554907

File: 1681993024475.jpeg (75.56 KB, 1200x673, AA5FC680-5B14-4FEA-BE31-D7AF37…)

wassup pendejas its 420 lets get blasted

No. 1554931

I'm so busy today so no smoking for me until probably after midnight but I've decided I'll partake if someone offers (highly likely today kek)

No. 1554942

File: 1681997637549.jpg (186.67 KB, 828x1472, FX6NOHvUcAEAWoN.jpg)

Happy 420 nonnies!

No. 1555260

File: 1682016551077.jpg (7.61 KB, 236x227, 1674648336603.jpg)

What does it mean if smoking weed normally makes me feel pretty awful (nauseous and have to lie down for the first half an hour after smoking, after that I perk up a little but I still feel pretty anxious and paranoid, and find it very difficult to understand things so I can't even watch TV or relax by any form of media) but I still have a huge desire to smoke it? I never smoke very much at a time but I smoked daily for 10+ years with these effects. Are there other people who are/were daily smokers who mostly only get negative effects like this?

No. 1555630

Today marks a week long t-break! Going to pick up tomorrow and settle in for a long weekend. I've got some cool snacks waiting for me but idk what to watch! Usually I just listen to music. Any suggestions anons?
>>1555260
Hmm I'm not sure but it sounds like your body/brain telling you to stop. When I smoke every day I get extremely tired and apathetic but nothing like this. Maybe try switching to cbd to curb the cravings and aim towards quitting or at least a break, come back and see how you feel? I'm surprised you've dealt with it for this long, it sounds very stressful.

No. 1555633

>>1555260
It means that weed is an addictive drug.

No. 1555646

>>1555630
sublime is peak stoner music imo

No. 1555667

>>1555260
Why are you self harming yourself like this? Cannabis is a medicine. You probably have a habit of smoking but because you don't need the medicinal benefits of weed your body rejects it and makes you sick instead. Maybe just smoke herbal cigarettes?

No. 1555872

>>1555260
Girl I think you should NOT be smoking, that sounds awful.

No. 1555954

>>1555260
omg no anon i understand you, i also experience mostly negative effects like it worsens my ocd symptoms x100. it does help me when im taking tolerance breaks from my meds and helps me sleep somehow so thats why i basically smoke daily during those periods even though i hate the effects. if u have no reason to take it then just quit pls kek

No. 1555955

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The dispensary didn't even have good deals yesterday I was bummed. I got 14 carts for 100 because I needed to reup anyways but the other deals weren't all that. Like picrel for instance am I retarded or does it make no sense..

No. 1555957

>>1555955
There are 28 grams in an ounce so one bag of 28 1g prerolls should be like an ounce why are they calling it 2oz does the paper make it weigh more also they have $79 ounces so why the fuck would you buy that or even consider that a deal

No. 1555966

>>1555955
Lol I'm in Northern Ireland and a half is 130 here.

No. 1555969

>>1555957
a $79 ounce is likely to be shit weed though. wait i just realized youre talking in USD yeah nevermind im stoned. carry on.

No. 1555979

>>1555969
It would've been like a year ago but I live in a legal state and prices have become insanely cheap here even for good shit

No. 1559238

>>1555955
Where do you live? Do you ever splurge on top shelf?

No. 1559272

File: 1682436501540.jpg (13.94 KB, 275x275, 1674364994113.jpg)

>>1555957
An oz costs 350 euros ($380) where I am from KEK.

No. 1559279

>>1559272
Samefag and if you can't spend all that money at once it costs 50 for anywhere between 2 and 3g normally. RIP.

No. 1559282

>>1559272
You’ll pay about $255-320 an ounce for the best stuff on the market where I’m from, unless it’s on sale which happens a decent amount of time.

No. 1559299

>>1559282
I'm not an expert but I think the stuff we get at this price is probably the same as your lower quality. You also have no idea what type of weed you are getting here either eg different strains or amounts of THC etc, it's take what you can get. The only "discount" you can ever get is if you buy a huge quantity at once (like an oz) which puts you into serious criminal territory if you are caught with it as you will be charged as a drug dealer. Alas.

No. 1559311

>>1559299
Yeah that makes sense. When stuff wasn’t legal I was paying $40 an 8th for stuff I could easily find for $10-15 and 8th now that it’s medical. One of the dispos in my state was selling $8 ounces for 4/20 - not good shit but definitely better than some of the cheap weed I smoked before it was legal, and definitely fine for making butter.

No. 1559348

>>1559311
NTA but you reminded me of getting actual brick weed from my old pot dealer back in college, shit was brown and reminded me of hamster litter. The coconut oil I made with it tasted so disgusting the terp profile was like lawn clippings
I honestly don't think you can even find that anymore with how weed has improved so much

No. 1559749

>>1559348
A family member of mine is a dealer who exclusively sells brick weed KEK I used to pick up from her often. So many seeds so many sticks it was so dry and brown and disgusting.

No. 1559916

>>1559272
Here 1 oz would be like 560€ and you have no guarantees of it’s quality or what it even is… god I want it legalized here so I could know what I was getting

No. 1559920

File: 1682495119545.jpg (63.86 KB, 720x509, osaka.jpg)

My vape is like 1 inch tall it's so tiny like zoolanders cell phone I hope it doesn't explode in my face and kill me

No. 1560694

>>1559920
A friend of mine did exactly picrel first time I handed him a bong KEK

No. 1563584

File: 1682880240011.png (28.58 KB, 442x286, chickenstriplet.png)

dogs can't possibly conceptualize the process of manufacturing a chicken strip
I bet when Maisy dreams of chasing little animals, she dreams of chicken tenders running away just as often as chipmunks

No. 1563594

>>1563584
Idk why this is killing me, kek

No. 1564039

File: 1682898795939.png (Spoiler Image, 60.75 KB, 561x375, IMG_2274-removebg-preview.png)

in a pre-emptive strike against god, i decided to buy an enail just in case my puffco decided to shit the bed.

No. 1566735

>>1563584
Hmmm. I considered your theory. However My dog doesn’t bark at chicken strips and hyper fixate on them from 15 yards away the way she does squirrels so idk

No. 1566736

>>1563584
Hmmm. I considered your theory. However My dog doesn’t bark at chicken strips and hyper fixate on them from 15 yards away the way she does squirrels so idk

No. 1567148

>>1566735
>My dog doesn’t bark at chicken strips and hyper fixate on them from 15 yards away the way she does squirrels
really? mine sure does kek

No. 1570394

Prolly not the right thread, but without necroing what I could find…
I have a whole bunch of MD and I kinda want to take some solo. Has anyone ever done this? In my mind all I want to do is listen to good music and melt into my sofa, I don’t want to take a lot!

No. 1572760

>>1563584
i'm so late to this but i love you

No. 1572762

samefagging. Anyone ever been absentmindedly reading threads on here, see a post, and then completely forget you wrote it a week ago and think, wow! She really hit the nail on the head!

No. 1572845

>>1570394
I’ve never heard of MD in my life nonnie. All I think is medical doctor.

No. 1572960

>>1572762
This happens to me all the time and I even caught myself replying to my owns posts high maybe once or twice and be like "yeah, agreed 100%"

No. 1572966

File: 1683708973811.png (152.36 KB, 572x588, 1681279968714.png)

Had some edibles and I'm listening to EDM

No. 1573048

File: 1683723294369.gif (4.86 MB, 896x500, soul-eater-dancing-skull-zvw6c…)

has anyone ever smoked THCa flower? I did some investigating due to inconsistent communication with former supplier and being in medical only state, and bought small batches from a few companies online. I'll admit I was unsure at first, but it's the real deal.

No. 1573444

>>1572845
Ha, I was drunk when I posted this. I meant MDMA… this is the wrong thread.

No. 1574328

This song on edibles is unreal
>>1572966
Edibles are the shit every once in a while. It's kind of psychedelic, instead of just chilling you out like a joint it's a whole ass experience

No. 1574730

I heard this track on my local NPR station like 5 years ago and just rediscovered it in my likes. Hope you nonnas enjoy it as much as I do.

No. 1575920

Anyone use a dry herb vape? Mine is hard to clean because the filters get annoying resin (?) build up that prevents air flow. I’ve cleaned them with warm water and dish soap but that doesn’t get rid of all the build up, and new gunk gets stuck on the filter very quickly, like within a few inhales

No. 1576330

>>1575920
I do, honestly every other day I just toss all the parts except for the battery in a little plastic baggie filled with 97% alcohol and leave it while I'm at work, then I'll clean everything out with q-tips. It is starting to annoy me though, I might just buy more filters and dosing capsule to rotate through

No. 1578836

Mushrooms freak me out. Sometimes when I get high I watch mushroom videos online. It’s what I’m doing right now.

No. 1580036

>>1576330
Out of curiosity, what brand is your vape?
My other half has one and cleans the parts with isopropyl alcohol. After about 1.5 years he says there is a taste he can’t get rid of, wondered if you had a similar problem?
He has a Storz & Bickel mighty.

No. 1580389

>>1575920
I used to use them regularly but kind of forgot about it. I had an expensive ass Firefly before it randomly died and I forgot to mail it back before the warranty expired and currently have a Flowermate. I wipe my Flowemate screens down with alcohol prep pads (I use 97% iso for glass but am afraid I’ll corrode something using that on metal but that’s probably just me being dumb) as needed but I never found them to get too gunked up. You might be grinding your flower too fine and/or vaping at too high a temperature.
>>1576330
Having extra filters is definitely really convenient. I can’t stand smoking out of anything dirty so I have extra shit for my vape and numerous extra bowls for my bong lol

No. 1583776

I've had an edible and I'm going to watch Pixie's new video, oh my god I feel like I'm in for a ride. Haven't checked the replies yet. My god.

No. 1583789

>>1583776
I've never watched a video of hers, what a strange woman. When you imagine she's talking about her child it's really cute though.

No. 1586848

File: 1685012798194.png (363.03 KB, 451x794, MEGAVAPE.png)

I want this so bad. It is.. the mega vape

No. 1587260

>>1586848
Vapes will never be as good as a glass pipe or bong. Those metal coils suck.

No. 1595631

File: 1685774469182.png (209.63 KB, 421x362, me when the nona derails and n…)

>when im high its like ill text my bestiee "i feel like i could do better than lea michele i really do"
>other day i made a delicious salsa and then got high and i threw my delicious salsa on the floor and i got all my sleep clothes salsa'd and it was awful but i just completely dropped. it without meaning to it was so bad
>but then ill be stoned out of my mind lurking lolcow and ill be like "okay wait… let me report this.. S -A G-E… yesss yesss this should be saged… SEND" like what does that say about me?

No. 1596019

File: 1685818483818.jpg (4.33 KB, 224x224, images (1).jpg)

Putting kids of puberty blockers is like making bonsai trees out of people

No. 1596052

>>1595631
>>1596019
Literally the same face

No. 1596092

>>1586848
Have fun inhaling metal coil residue and other chemicals.

No. 1603140

File: 1686429323572.gif (1.56 MB, 375x375, tumblr_72ab6dacc6e09aa94091537…)

>>1596092
You are harshing my mellow man

No. 1609677

File: 1686975911428.gif (996.74 KB, 400x247, IMG_0217.gif)

I’m stoned and watching workaholics, happy friday

No. 1617224

I get the worst fucking munchies when I smoke, I’m like a pig at a trough. Has anyone found a way to fight the urge to consume everything in sight while high?

No. 1617252

>>1617224

carbonated drinks help. big fan of seltzer waters.

No. 1617257

>>1617224
Having a tasty drink helps. I like to have a smoothie or a big ice cold bottle of gatorade.

No. 1621486

File: 1688164518526.jpg (858.26 KB, 3024x4032, b6slaa5ph5g31.jpg)

Im baked and found this on plebbit it's so pretty I want to copy it

No. 1621490

>>1609677
This is hilarious. Where is this from?

No. 1625257

File: 1688573728036.jpg (6.81 MB, 4330x5413, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…)

I need a new dab torch mine broke

No. 1625292

>>1625257
This image is so sweet nona, thank you for sharing it

No. 1631909

has anyone itt tried damiana and skullcap? either alone or mixed with there mj?

No. 1632015

File: 1689191833600.gif (102.42 KB, 324x333, IMG_2673.GIF)

>>1631909
Ooh I haven't tried skullcap but I got some damiana recently and have been mixing it with pretty good results. It definitely gets the blood flowing. also got some mullein and it lives up to the decongestant hype I think. I'd also recommend butterfly pea flower, like the one used for tea. Both the butterfly pea and damiana contribute a more "euphoric" feeling or however it's said.
My only problem is now the resin is incredibly difficult to clean out of my little dry vape and it's getting a bit clogged.

No. 1632482

>>1632015
Ty nonna. I'm gonna get some butterfly pea flower and try it soon. I 100% recommend you try skullcap. You will absolutely love it. Mixing it with damiana and mullein is top tier and might be even more top tier if you mix with your weed.
So far I like how I feel with I smoke my damiana-mullein-skullcap blend. I won't say it gets me super high like cannabis but I do get a similar buzz and euphoric-like feelings that puts me in a great mood and headspace. The only drawback is that it doesnt last as long as a regular weed high but for me personally that's okay since I'm weening myself off of weed to break a bad dependency. I might try mixing with dispensary hemp or some cbd to see if the affects can be prolonged though.
I'm also looking at blue lotus flower only because the research I did said it's good for insomnia and (because I'm spiritual) astral projection/lucid dreaming/shifting. Have you hand any experience with blue lotus?

No. 1634423

Where do you smoke? Inside, outside? Especially looking for responses from nonas who live in places where weed is illegal.

I smoke on the balcony but I’m paranoid a neighbor will smell something and report me. I could smoke outside in a foresty spot near my house but that’s full of hard drug users I don’t want to deal with kekk

No. 1634536

>>1634423
I live in an apartment in an area where weed is illegal. I usually just smoke inside with a vape. I go outside on my balcony to smoke at night, and I've smelled my neighbors doing the same. I wouldn't be worried about getting reported by neighbors unless they're assholes.
Also even though it's illegal here everyone smokes outside of clubs and bars so that's an option if you like going out. The forest is by far my favorite place, if you have any parks with trails or hiking near you it's easy to find secluded spots. I'd stay away from druggie forest though kek

No. 1634784

File: 1689464411557.jpeg (135.72 KB, 780x520, 66A9A6F6-4656-47E9-BD82-425DB7…)

Added some organic Egyptian blue lotus to my joint nonnas hope I don’t hallucinate

No. 1634785

>>1632482
Samefag but I forgot to read/reply to this before posting >>1634784 - I’ll let you know how it goes, I only added a little. I wanna try Damiana if this goes over well. I’m also growing some organic lavender I hope to add to joints soon.

No. 1637336

I made an edible apple pie and I was feeling like it was a waste of good weed but I am starting to feel the funny jiggles. Eheh.

No. 1637801

>>1637336
Wish I knew how to make edibles that worked, I always make them way too mild and I don’t feel anything kek

No. 1637822

>>1637801
30g of weed cooked in 250g butter makes you 200g of weed butter. 275g of flour, 60g of sugar and coco. You bake that for 10-15 minutes and you have cookies that will 100% make you high andlast you a long time, i take one, you can take 3 if you smoke every day and that's it.
And i even use just leaves and trash weed and it still makes me high just as good. Come on there's nothing to get wrong about it.

No. 1639062

>>1637822
>30g
That would cost me 600€, theres no way in hell kek

No. 1639068

>>1639062
You can also use sticks and stems to make butter and personally I’d use the absolute cheapest weed imaginable, quality really isn’t a big factor when making edibles kek. A dispo near me was selling $8 ounces and an ounce is just under 30 grams, heard they made for amazing edibles.

No. 1639072

>>1639062
NTAYRT but sometimes I forget there's places where you can't just.. buy weed (canadianfag)

No. 1639088

>>1639072
That’s most of the world lol

No. 1639127

>>1639068
Some places call this “shake”

No. 1639715

File: 1689952219293.jpg (6.19 KB, 250x203, 1dhf6d.jpg)

>>1639088
most of the worlds grows their own at home/grandma's anyway

No. 1656628

File: 1691385936532.jpg (50.88 KB, 691x629, Tumblr_l_133057754915855.jpg)

Got high and realized how sexy I am, god damn. If I saw me walking down the street I'd be looking twice wtf. I'd get so nervous around me. Wtf. I am so crazy in the head right now.

No. 1656737

My neighbor saw me smoke my bong on the balcony I’m so going to get evicted for being a braindead idiot

No. 1656742

My neighbor saw me smoke my bong on the balcony I’m so going to get evicted for being a braindead idiot

No. 1657424

>>1656742
Just deny it! What bong…

No. 1661261

File: 1691783862838.jpg (50.26 KB, 640x501, ba0708cb2e284a712f42e82e1ce951…)

I had a weed induced panic attack when I went to watch Barbie lol. I don't smoke as much as I used to and had way too much + I haven't been high in public for a while. I was freaking the fuck out when we went back inside to get popcorn and almost left. I'm glad I rode it out though cus it was a good time as soon as I calmed down. Laughed everytime Ryan Gosling was on screen

No. 1661270

>>1661261
I ripped my pen so hard before barbie and i almost left during cuz the bitch next to me wouldn't stop farting

No. 1663841

was scrolling through the catalog to try to find this thread and then mistook dworkin for like lady frankenstein and forgot what i was gonna say anyway

No. 1663843

>>1663841
safefagging, sorry. what do you think that little fold on the cat's ear is for?

No. 1663854

>>1663843
Acoustics!

No. 1663857

>>1663854
they can't hear with the rest of the ear?

No. 1663862

>>1663857
It's the same reason our ears are shaped the way they are

No. 1663863

File: 1691980675496.jpeg (63.61 KB, 591x697, Caroll Borland.jpeg)

Picked up some ice cream cake earlier. Thought it would be a mild indica so I ended up milking the entire bowl. I can feel my legs turning into mush as I type this. I feel safe here, nonnas.

No. 1663877

>>1663863
wish i was you. currently rationing what i have because i have to drive like three hours to the nearest dispensary once i run out

No. 1663934

>>1663877
Have you looked into growing your own, nonna? I've been thinking about it for a bit but I've been too busy to try

No. 1669523

got way way way too stoned last night drinking weed hot chocolate. thought i was having a heart attack and dying but paralyzed and couldn't call an ambulance. my nigel was in a feral position on the floor and also couldn't move. i'm sobering up but still not completely. oh my god drugs are so scary

No. 1669657

Rainy day!!! Everything is perfect and slow and I’m stoned in bed have a nice day nonitas

No. 1670520

File: 1692531414505.jpeg (249.3 KB, 1920x1920, IMG_5447.jpeg)

I’m swirling like this

No. 1672788

anyone else having stock issues regarding maui wowie by ga? i'm so sad. not sure if i should stock up because its going out of stock or if its just a shortage issue.

No. 1672896

Weed.

No. 1672898


No. 1672901

File: 1692717325320.jpg (57.19 KB, 689x889, 69d08544dd1c4c16f53d624c2e24b4…)

>>1672898
You know how it be baby oh ho ho yeaaaah

No. 1672903

>>1672901
Yeh, it sure be, yeh

No. 1673029

just waiting for work to be done so i can smoke.. something like.. 4 hours

No. 1673093

>>1673029
You're almost there nonnie

No. 1687885

its so cute how some nonas end their sentences with periods and other's don't. Or when sometimes they get used and then its not at the very end like she wants to be more casual. love you guys

No. 1687887

File: 1693876926686.gif (667.41 KB, 500x281, 10213239_fc126.gif)

>>1687885
Luv you too nonnynoo

No. 1687907

File: 1693878565793.gif (230.9 KB, 450x389, IMG_2821.gif)

>>1687885
You’re cute too

No. 1687957

File: 1693884637178.jpg (119.17 KB, 1280x720, summerforest.jpg)

>>1634785
how did it go with the blue lotus? hope it was enjoyable!! I still haven't gotten around to getting the skullcap but I'm really enjoying the damiana mullein pea flower added into my usual bowl. did you ever end up trying the lavender?

No. 1701549

I’m thinking of trying edibles for the first time, never done any recreational drugs ever. Can someone recommend me a brand of thc gummies with a small dosage? Some of the ones I see have delta 8 and 9 together in one and the total is around 30mg per gummy? It’s confusing

No. 1701554

I smoked earlier to celebrate passing the written exam of my drivers license! I haven’t done this in a while

No. 1701563

>>1701549
Yeah idk about the delta 8 and 9 mix cause the dosing is different. A good starter dose of delta 8 is like 50 mg, a good starter dose of 9 is 5 mg.

No. 1701832

>>1687907
Cutest doobie ever

No. 1703420

How much do you all spend on weed a month? I live somewhere it isn’t legal so know I pay a premium but I’m feeling so guilty about my spending to the point that I’ve actually given up smoking (for now, at least). Hoping if some anons care to share their spending habits I might feel a bit less shit about my decisions, I don’t know.

No. 1705841

File: 1695531957003.png (277.19 KB, 204x619, kodona-ouji-lolita-boystyle-2.…)

Sitting here high and remembered seeing a prince themed/ouji fashion faux host cafe in Japan that closed in like 2012 or 2013 when I was a broke teenage weeaboo. So now I will never get to have tea and cake with an irl bifauxnen who will call me ohimesama

CAN'T HAVE SHIT IN THIS WORLD

No. 1705842

>>1705841
Oh you guys are weebs foreal

No. 1705843

>>1705842
go back to wherever you came from

No. 1705845

>>1705841
i would have tea with you noni, but your tea etiquette must be impeccable to teaparty on my level

No. 1705849

>>1703420
Probably like 100 every four months or so, but more to drive to the neighboring legal state

No. 1705883

>>1705841
I'm gonna make it even worse for you nonnie: I remembered that model, her name is Akira and looking her up, turns out she's now married and a boymom. Her wedding announcement even contained stuff like uwu I'm gonna wear dresses for him… bleak
I only got into weeb shit like visual kei and lolita in 2014 and back then everything was already dying out and everybody was mourning the good old days but now that I'd actually have enough money to do what I want, basically nothing exists anymore.
Thanks to googling that I also found out that Issay died and now I'm sad…

No. 1705886

>>1705883
nta but god fucking damn it god fucking damn itttttttttttttttt why does knowing that information hurt me on a soul level

No. 1705904

>>1705886
You mean Akira, the scene or Issay?

No. 1708000

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KEK

No. 1708539

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Any daily stoner nonnas ITT? Whether you're looking to cut down or happy with your intake I'm super interested to hear about your routine! Actually also if you're a non-daily stoner or a periodic stoner. I just wanna connect thru the ether

>am WFH postgrad researcher hitting the bong just a little less often than she's hitting the books but not missing any deadlines…. yet

No. 1708571

>>1705883
>basically nothing exists anymore.
This truly bums me out. Even if I didn't wear trends, it still made me happy to see that various fashions existed. Now, it's all just lowest common denominator sweatshop shit from Walmart. Everythig in every country is just Walmart shit.

No. 1708759

>>1708571
Same for me, I only own one lolita dress but I kind of lived through them? (or hoped this would be me in the future), so it really hurts me to see it gone
I couldn't stop thinking about this the past few days…

No. 1714719

>>1708539
I’m a 30 year old STEM student and I speedrunned myself into daily smoking. I’m doing the high school weed gorl larp but at fucking thirty.

No. 1714726

>>1714719
Kek, if it helps nonnie me too - except I did have a high school stoner arc and it's returned this past year when I'm 28
>>1708539
I'm a full-time WFH tech nerd and I have my first joint midday, helps make the afternoon fly by then I usually have one after work and another before bed. I need to start cutting back because I know smoking is bad for you, but the entire routine of rolling a joint I love, so haven't swapped to a vape or something yet. Whatever, I'm so much calmer when I smoke at least

No. 1714931

Nonnies, look up cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrone. Keep it in mind if you start to get any of the symptoms. I was smoking since early adolescence and I didn’t know what the hell was wrong with me. It will save you a few trips to the doctors and lots of research.

No. 1714941

Was at the dispensary and some guy in front of me tried to make small talk with the cute woman working at the counter.

>"what's your name?"

>"Tara"
>"sick, like mother earth?"
>"nope"
>"Oh…"

She just continued to dead stare and told him the price and he left without saying anything else after paying. She was super nice to me though lol

No. 1715040

>>1708539

I was a daily stoner for many years until a few weeks ago (decided to quit). Usually I’d have a spliff in the morning with a coffee and a couple at the end of the day, but this year in particular my use crept up and up and was getting really silly so I’ve had to can it entirely as I clearly can’t do moderation any more.

No. 1715788

Wtf I smoked CBD but I feel like I'm high- I wonder if my grinder just had THC weed bits left or does the CBD weed contain THC

No. 1715821

>>1714941
Kek. Girlboss.

No. 1717355

>>1715788
I think CBD gets converted to THC in our tummies.

No. 1722677

>>1705883
I had the biggest crush on Akira. Knowing she is married and a boymom now hurts like none other. I was super hoping she was secretly a lesbian. Oh well. 2012.. time flies so much. I used to buy every Kera magazine with her in it, and that other blonde model.

No. 1723522

I just smoked a bowl after work and it's hitting harder today

No. 1723564

The other day I got high and watched family guy and I was like not really paying attention but here and there the random jokes made me laugh

No. 1724531

harvested my weed too late. you think it'll still be good to smoke?

No. 1724592

>>1724531
Yeah, it's fine

No. 1728555

>>1714719
>>1714726
It's so cool that there are so many STEM women on here! Being a massive stoner is my least-worst bad habit so as long as the thesis is getting written I don't feel too compelled to stop altogether, but after a year of heavy use the novelty of being able to be wizard level high whenever I feel like has worn off.

Also I keep buying expensive glassware bongs then accidentally breaking them… I just can't resist a 110cm tall space-age looking beaft, smoking joints is inefficient as shit and tiny bongs lack gravitas

No. 1748681

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Fuuuck, how far do you think dry herb vape smell carries? I didn't see my landlord outside while I was smoking in my balcony. I live in the 4th floor.

No. 1748683

>>1748681

You’ll be fine, nonny. If they were the balcony above you, I’d say you’d be right to be concerned, but 4 floors below is fine.

No. 1751864

Im sorry if this has already been asked before, but what music do you put on when you're in the high?
And are edible eaters allowed to be in this thread?

No. 1754757

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I'm doing so much stuff tonight I'm so high I'm dehydrating oregano and my house smells like pizza and it's giving me the mu7nchies
>>1751864
I'll allow you I love weed seltzer or homemade weed oil edibles
My favorite music when I'm high is anime, reggae or pop I have multiple playlists for my moods

No. 1763692

The dabs I just bought taste like mint? Terpenes are amazing kek

No. 1763697

>>1751864
'course they're allowed. They're better, in my opinion. I have patience to wait a bit and there's no smell to linger in my apartment or irritate my cat

No. 1763729

this weed I'm smoking is so weird… It tastes fine but the smoke smells exactly like cat piss. Like I got up to make sure my cat didn't go outside his box kek. This sucks!!

No. 1763763

>>1763729
Oh my god a joint I got fucking tasted like pee recently too

No. 1763806

>>1748683
I was fine, you were right nonny

No. 1764688

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>>1763806
NTA but I am glad you were not caught. Packing a bowl for you!

What does your favourite/current piece look like? Mine is similar to picrel but without the leaf shapes. I wish I had pretty pipes though.

No. 1764694

>>1764688
ooo cute! I prefer smoking from joints but I love seeing gorgeous smoking pieces!!

No. 1765608

Nonnas have any tips for dealing with withdrawals after daily smoking for a loooong time?

No. 1765771

>>1765608
Using nicotine helps

No. 1765882

>>1765771
I tried to take up smoking cigarettes in the summer but I just cannot handle nicotine so that's sadly not an option

No. 1765908

>>1765608

CBD drops and Prozac in my experience.
I’m just over two months sober after smoking heavily for years and it’s still awful tbh.

No. 1766001

Quitting anon here again, I didn't quit after all. I couldn't bear the thought of going cold turkey like that. I've done it before and it feels horrible. Even just waking up to this day felt horrible because I knew I was out. I was on the edge of tears all day until I got another gram. I haven't even smoked yet but it has lifted my spirits. (It's quite sad actually to realize just how addicted you are to a fucking plant.) I'll try not to smoke until I feel like I'm going to lose it or right before bed so I can actually get some sleep. I got a couple drinks to keep me busy until the night. What do you all think, will weaning off work better than cold turkey?

No. 1766445

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Should I watch a thriller, comedy or horror? I'll probably fall asleepnjalfeay through anyway

No. 1766451

>>1766445
Comedy. Maybe like Bernie (2011)

No. 1767364

You make me wanna SMOKE

No. 1767524

>>1766445
Horror. There's something really trippy yet comfy about falling asleep to horror imo. The suspenseful scenes with drawn-out quiet moments become relaxing. And if it's a goofy/simple horror movie you won't need to pay attention too hard or feel so bad about missing parts.

No. 1767580

My tolerance is nuts; some days I can only get high in the morning and then after that I can smoke and eat edibles like normal food/candy and feel nothing until I take a t break

No. 1768786

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Does anyone else smoke before they do schoolwork?
I find that it helps my brain quiet down a little and allows me to actually relax my body while my brain can actually turn its hamster wheels.
Pic unrelated. I just didn't feel like scrolling through my files.

No. 1768833

>>1768786
Hell no, weed makes my thoughts jump all over the place yet unable to do anything productive at the same time. Might be the strains I smoke though (which is whatever my plug has at the moment, idk what they even are lol).

No. 1768972

>>1768786
yeah I do that, otherwise my brain just cant focus without a bunch of coaxing

No. 1768981

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got a few baggies of mystery weed as a treat. time to have some regrets

No. 1769428

>>1768786
i couldn't do schoolwork high, it's way too boring but i draw and paint high and that helps me focus.

No. 1769452

Just read the news about cops arresting 3 generations of a family who had a massive business with weed in my town, they had 60kg of weed on them. Didn't know them but it's sad, they get more jailtime than killers and rapists ever do here…. are we're supposed to legalize weed in two years of whatever, what a joke

No. 1770749

What’s everyone’s sign that they need to go on a tolerance break? And how long do you usually go for?
Feel like maybe I should just because the highs aren’t as strong…but other than that smoking‘s been a nice post work treat of mine and it gives me energy to draw for a bit so I’m not sure

No. 1770878

>>1770749
I smoke daily and buy a set amount of weed per month so when I start running out early because I'm smoking heavier, it's time for a t break. I finish the rest of my stash and stop for at least 2 weeks (this is long enough to "reset" my tolerance), usually a month or longer. Also it helps if you have an a special occasion to look forward to- for me that's mainly stuff like music festivals, playing new video game releases, etc where it will be fun to smoke for the first time after a long break kek

No. 1774207

>>1769452
Half the time the dealers are rapists and murderers on the side too. So many dealers in my country are part of grooming gangs that I can't feel bad when any of them get arrested.
Weed should be legalized and cheap enough to drive these disgusting pedo fuckers out of business.

No. 1776961

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So to all the depressed anons who smoke weed or take edibles and such; did you ever have a bad "trip" before? Like, instead of finding yourself relaxed and drifting along calm thoughts and memories, nothing but traumatic memories you wanted to forget and self depreciating opinions occupy your mind?
If so, what do you do when the "trip" feels like it's turning against you like that? Do you just take a nap or go to sleep? Do you put on some music, or a show to distract yourself? Do you flip through good memories to make the bad trip into a good one?

No. 1776989

>>1770749
When the highs aren't high anymore, it just feels slightly different. That's when I'll use up my current supply but not get anymore. I took a two year break and when I smoked weed again, it was so strong that I got visuals.

No. 1777048

Gonna post some reviews of what I smoke if y'all don't mind. I am a every-other/daily person so my tolerance is decently there.

Brand: General Admission
Bought: Blinker (only used for GA carts) + Essentials pack (sampler, 0.28g x 4 = 1.12gr)
5 LOCO (sativa), a smooth-cherry taste with a hint of sweet lime, not very citrusy but a hint of cherry-candy. The vape cart has more flavour profile than the preroll by-far, the preroll was pugent and had a burn taste which I disliked actually and did not want to purchase again, but the vape cart is subtle and joyus. Upbeat high that's not anxiety provocking. Good for music and creative outlet.
PEACH RINGZ (sativa), a very sweet cart that captures the unique taste of the fuzzy peach candy, sugar-taste, uplifting and fun, can cause slight anxiety if you keep puffing past your peak, not as artificial tasting as the preroll which I found was tasty but overwhelming besides the quick puff or two.
MANGO CHEW (indica)- Tastes like the candy and has nearly no taste of plant, very surprising depth of flavour without tasting 'sugary' and more mango. Relaxing, calming, I enjoy it before bed and it gives me an appetite. Have not tried the preroll.
BLUE ROCKET (indica) - it is supposed to represent those blue/red/white popsicles as a child but I find it carries more of the blue raspberry taste than strawberries + blueberries as advertised, it's refreshing and smooth without being overbearing, not sweet. Relaxing. Have not tried the preroll.
CRITIQUE: I did notice one of the pods caps was not pushed down properly so when inserted, there is not a complete seal from mouth to pod, there is no leakage though as it seems to be an aesthetical error. I also do not like how the 0.28grs do not appear full and are only 1/4th if maybe 1/3rd of the pod, I like the cart appearing full upon buying. Also in the multipack they are not labeled, so you must be aware of which is which you are using.
PROS: The flavour profile is a lot nicer using GA's own blinker pen compared to the original 510 carts, the pen adapts to the carts and is able to personalize the tempature for flavour experience compared to my 510 where I am constantly adjusting (which can be nice for low carts and the interchangeablity- again the blinker is only for GA's pods). It is also nice at the discretness, it hides the THC label inside so you do not have to peel the sticker off. And for the flavours and option of SAT/IND it is a nice choice- largest choice of flavours I've seen for 1 package. Usually its two .5grs in 1 pack.

Although I wish they had maui wowie again and I will never stop emailing them until I get it back!! Anyways hope you enjoyed my lil review. I do not work for them or anything btw, if you want me to review any products just lmk and I'll try my best!

No. 1781592

>>1776961
I had like a bad obsessive high one time, reading scary news on the internet it was horrible, but i don't usually think about memories when i'm high i always try to either make little feast with a lof small portion of different foods, or watch interresting videos or, what i do the most, do something creative. My brain doesn't wonder when i do these things. But if i'm feeling a bad high, i usually just try to not be high - get a cold shower and drink a lot of lemonade to flush the weed out.

No. 1781804

Anyone else feel like store bought vapes are garbage these last two years? The oil (I don't know what the technically term for the fluid containing the THC inside the cartridge is, so correct me if I'm wrong) is much thinner, it gives a worse high, and it's vaped much faster than the old ones. It used to take me a year to smoke a cartridge, now they don't last three months. It's the same company too, so it's not like it's different companies.

No. 1781810

>>1781804
I switched to vaping cause I heard it’s marginally better for the throat, lungs, and skin than smoking, but honestly I feel like I cough more from this shitty disposable vape than from when I used to smoke joints. Edibles are the real way to go.

No. 1793578

>>1781810
I bought a dry herb vape and it feels much better on my throat than joints or disposable vapes.
It also automatically produces edibles in the form of AVB (as described here >>1464421)
>>1776961
I usually scroll tiktok when I get paranoid (or completely couchlocked) to distract myself from the bad thoughts/feeling like I'm dying. + having a cold sugary drink.

No. 1793808

My cat gets excited when she hears my grinder because that means we are about to go chill outside. Sucks that all the leaves are gone and I lose a bit of privacy but seeing Christmas lights everywhere kind of makes up for it. It's cold and I kind of want to go inside but my cat is still having a good time so I'll wait a little longer.

No. 1793823

>>1781804
I don't know if I'm just pulling too hard or for too long, but the disposables I've tried keep popping leaks and spitting juice everywhere and then get clogged up so they're unusable. Also, apparently they're just as bad for your lungs and teeth as smoking, so what's the point anyway kek
>>1793578
My dry vape is such a pain to clean and I constantly have to charge it, but I do like it a lot despite that. What kind did you get? I've been thinking about upgrading…
>>1793808
That's really sweet, I'm glad you and your cat are having fun!

Vid not related, just some festive stoner tunes

No. 1793894

I got an ounce of shake for $24 bucks and it's unlike any shake I've bought from the dispo before it's like almost preground and has tons of KIEF NUGS in it. As in entire big nugs of pure kief. I'm loving this shit what the hell usually bulk shake is all leafy and stemy. What's with this goldmine

No. 1793941

>>1793894
I got an ounce of shake for free once from one of my weed delivery sites and that shit BANGS tf, bong hits were sooo good. A lil rough but good

No. 1795096

>>1793823
My dry herb vape is such a pain too oh my god. I should get a new one but this one technically works so I would feel bad producing e-waste.

No. 1809028

I have a urinalysis in 6 days and I'm still pissing dirty. Halp

No. 1812062

Recently went to work at a dispensary. thought they'd be accepting of me being a huge stoner but nope. If you sell the stuff you gotta pretend you don't smoke it for some reason.

No. 1818217

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I broke my baby bong. Dropped on the floor, glycerin everywhere. Crine.

No. 1819056

Does anyone else read when they're high? For some reason it's magical. It is also a good way to stay away from getting locked into scrolling through social media for hours.

No. 1819097

>>1819056
I wish I could, I have to read a sentence like 5 times to even understand it when I'm high

No. 1819544

>>1819056
i couldn't you must have a sickpack on your eyes

No. 1821676

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Anyone else get a grouchy attitude when the high passes at first? Like, when I remember things that piss me off, I shake it off more easily when I'm in the clouds. But when I wake up "sober" in the morning, my brain feels vindictive, seethey and petty. Should I stop taking edibles?

No. 1821686

>>1821676
Yes. Stop it.

No. 1821690

>>1821686
Thanks nonna, I'll find another cope.

No. 1825412

Does anyone have experience with Ooze Slim clear cart batteries? I hit it so much and only twice have I ever got actual vapor. I have tried everything, I am going to cry!! It has burned through SO MUCH of my cart!!

No. 1828880

Does anyone here prefer more "active" activities than more relaxed ones while they're high? Even with strains that are meant to relax you, I always seem to want to take walks, cook, clean, socialize etc. I don't gain as much sensory satisfaction from activities that you engage with only visually like movies.
My bf is the opposite, he gets much more relaxed, and always wants to 'chill' and watch movies/vids.
I'm high right now (at home alone) and tbh its much better than with him, I took a walk, bought junk food, played video games. It's amazing.

No. 1828903

>>1828880
I prefer to be productive and actually do things too. I usually can't sit still when high lol. I at least have to have a conversation with someone

No. 1834836

I was just smoking outside (it's night here) and I couldn't get the key to move once I had to lock the door, nearly had a heart attack kek. Apparently it helps to put your key in hot water, god bless the internet because it didn't budge before.

No. 1836682

i dont know where else to ask this. i smoked last friday and got extremely high .. i will admit i had definetely too much and i def went too fast. it was rather strong stuff , apparently. it was also my 3rd ever time smoking , and it was after a LOOONG time. so anyway , i got extremely high, hated it and went to bed to hopefully sleep it off. nonnas i havent felt the same since , i dont feel exactly high anymore but i still feel so dizzy even today. lightheaded , mildy nauseated even. its tuesday , its been several days since i smoked. have i fucked myself over permanently? i feel 10x dumber

No. 1836887

>>1836682
Not speaking from expertise, I figured I'd just mention my theories, one is the possibility that you smoked so much that you might not actually have cleared it all from your system. It's out of the bloodstream within 2-5 days (longer for fat) from what I'm reading on a single dose so maybe you have some left. And on that topic, it might be silly but it's possible you're someone prone to withdrawal effects and smoked so much your body is actually just complaining about the lack of thc right now. I once smoked two cigs in a night with a friend to try out nicotine and spent the next three days in cold sweats and nausea kek.
On the other hand, is there a chance you're sick? either a sensitivity to weed or actually getting brain fog from a cold or flu? I ask because brain fog and residual high are pretty similar feelings (I get brain fog when sick super bad since catching covid my first time). Another reason I mention it is because I find weed weakens my immune system and have pretty much always gotten sick when smoking with others so I would give it some time. If weed is legal in your country maybe try calling a nurse's hotline

No. 1840589

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Normally I don't taste the flavors when smoking but I did for these guys. Hit nice and strong too. Not locking me to the couch or making me too squirrel brained either which is a plus. Just generally happy and relaxed. Gonna go out for food later, hope I catch a double decker bus, it's fun to sit up top watching the night lights while high and listening to music. It'll also make the wait easier cause my new favorite spot is busy literally every day of the week even for single eaters at the bar

No. 1840617

>>1836682
Maybe you unlocked an epiphany you can't remember. I've puked a few times when I've smoked way too much but usually a good sleep fixes it. Are you staying hydrated? Take vitamin c

No. 1847010

Told myself I wouldn't smoke but I want weed sooo bad ughhHHhh my tolerance is too high tho to get any good stone anymore

No. 1847012

>>1836682
You could have a cannabis disorder or allergy, I worked at a dispensary and I heard from ppl before having allergies and intolerances, it IS a plant. Hope you're ok. Weed stays in the bloodstream and fat so exercise/sweating will help detox.

No. 1847015

>>1840589
I miss just sitting with friends after work, smoking a joint. I hope you have the best time ever. happy new year

No. 1854125

I went for an assessment for anxiety counselling and lack of friends/bipolar dx and the nurse asked me if I used substances and I said I like to smoke a bit of weed when I'm feeling blue its legal btw and she reffered me to the substance abuse center and told me smoking weed hurts my medication and myself. And that she hopes its at least goverment because they have "horse tranquelizers and pesticides in them" it was only slightly in sufferable. I told her I worked at a goverment dispensary before and yes it is and she kind of just shut up. My assessment before this was completely different. Annoying af. Time to smoke more weed.

No. 1854311

>>1854125
>horse tranquelizers and pesticides in them
That’s coke, not weed kek. She sounds hysterical but yeah if you do have bipolar you may want to be careful with the weed.

No. 1854390

>>1854311
She even asked me if I knew how to use a naxolone kit (I do from previous counselling) and how to call 911 in an emergency. I honestly have no clue what kind of nurse they gave me but it was either her first day on the job or she was from the pedeatric ward because her responses were so bizzare and thanks nonnie, my bipolar is ok with weed as long as I don't take edibles. (Too stoned)

No. 1854466

>>1854125
Exactly why I'm never honest about smoking weed when I talk with my doctor. I live in a legal state but they'd still mark me down as abusing substances and then that's on your record forever. It's happened to friends of mine. Really fucked up that we have to lie, but I guess doctors are still stuck in the "evil devil grass" era.

No. 1854630

>>1854466
Yeah I'm not even going to mention it when I go for counselling and I'll tell them straight up that I've seen the positives of people using it for insomnia, appetite, cancer pain reduction, etc. If they give me hell over saying I smoked ONE joint over the past few days because I'm blue. (Obvi I've smoked a little more but not gonna say that) and that the fear mongering of saying there is horse tranq and pesticides in weed is manipulation and why people don't seek access when they're feeling down and might even file a complaint depending on how they push it. I am not very happy.

No. 1861551

>>1847015
I didn't see this until now but aw, thanks nonna. I hope you're having a good new year and the same to everyone itt. Maybe we should do a stoner and chill night in the movie room (or make our own one).

No. 1865741

me and my vape pen vs the world.

I am too depressed for this crap

No. 1865742

I’ve been smoking daily for the last 4 years but I’ve never once felt high. I wonder what this means for me

No. 1865783

>>1809028
Nonnie did you pass though?

No. 1865789

>>1865742
Why do you smoke and did you not when you first started? Interesting

No. 1866358

>>1865742
Your tolerance is probably too high, take a t break.
Although it wouldn't explain why you've never felt high. Not to sound condescending, but are you smoking correctly? You have to get all of the smoke in your lungs. Asking because it took me literally 10+ times until someone else pointed it out to me kek.

No. 1867239

>>1865742
Means you are probably a crazy person. Why would you smoke FOR 4 YEARS for nothing?

No. 1875959

After smoking multiple times a day for years and increasing my intake since the pandemic started, I quit cold turkey at the start of September. I have a big exam to sit in June so I’m going to stay off it until then, but after that I’m absolutely going back. I just need to stick to some boundaries for myself like only smoking at the end of the day and no more than two joints. The days of wake and bakes and staying zooted all day have to be behind me for the sake of my dopamine receptors and my personal finances. If I was able to grow my own supply I would perhaps be more lenient, but it isn’t even legal where I live. 5 months down, 4 to go!

No. 1877578

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I am smoking weed right now I got a good cart and crappy shake

No. 1877599

>>1877578
Ay I got a crappy cart and infused preroll rn, happy stoning nonnie

No. 1882230

getting stoned and making kandi

No. 1882794

Any of you nonnies know a strain that doesnt smell like dead rotting skunk carcass

No. 1882813

>>1882794
IC by Tenzo
MAUI WOWIE (strong smell though)

Check the terpenes/smell profile of what strain you want amd stay away from anything gassy/musky

No. 1883866

I bought a bad vape cart from the dispensary and they told me it tasted like shit but I wasn't expecting it to be THAT bad and I'm too broke to buy a new one for another week ugh

No. 1883921

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>>1875959
best of luck on your exam and the break nona! may that first high after the break be exceptional

No. 1884320

I wanna get high so fucking bad but I can’t since I just had an interview and might get the job

No. 1884384

i swear hitting a bong feels like a hug and a kiss on the lips after a big good cry

No. 1884897

>>1883866
Start smoking real grass and not vapes. vapes are shit

No. 1885201

>>1884897
Even a dry herb vape leaves a lot to be desired. The high just isn't the same.

No. 1886008

i was applying to a new job but they didn't tell me that they were going to drug test me as part of the application. in my experience they drug test once you've been accepted as a last step thing. here, they wanted to swab me after i had filled out some forms. i almost wanted to back out but i felt like i should see it to the end even tho i was high less than 20 hours ago. the swab was fucking awful, it took like 15 minutes for it to fill up but somehow i PASSED! they were testing for THC (among a million other things) so im pretty amazed. anyone have experience with these shitty tests?

No. 1887579

>>1886008
congrats nonnie on the new job! I've heard they make rapid tests so they can measure your thc levels right there (for accidents and emergencies/work) and I'm guessing your levels were low enough!! thats great nonna.

No. 1887582

My vape cart taste like pure chai and I hate it, I hate spicy weed

No. 1887584

do you think tums make the high (with edibles) stronger?

No. 1887587

>>1887584
How would this work

No. 1887593

>>1887584
I know you're only saying this because you just saw that orange juice calms your high down since its acidic.

No. 1887595

>>1887593
i'm saying it because a stoner friend told me it was true

No. 1887599

>>1887595
Your stoner friend must really desperate for a good high because I've never needed tums or even heard of it making edibles stronger and everyone in my family smokes. Maybe you need better edibles nonnie.

No. 1887608

>>1887599
I'm fine with what i've got, thanks. And this time i have tried it, (the tums) but while i think perhaps it kicked in faster than usual, it isn't "stronger"

No. 1887619

>>1887608
Reminds me about lemon tekking with mushrooms, it makes it stronger but only for a short while and you lose the rest of the trip. My mind is so bizzared at the thought of tums before edibles.. they are a heartburn/stomach acid drug me.

No. 1887625

>>1887619
something something about "coating the line of your stomach so it disloves faster"

No. 1887694

>>1887625
Personally I think instead of listening to some weedhead ramble about maximizing your high you should just enjoy your edible as is

No. 1887697

>>1887694
'twas a simple experiment. i'm happy to have discussed my findings here and also happy to have weed at the moment. gotta find things to be thankful for

No. 1887704

>>1887697
Yeah im not being shady I just think it sounds kind of silly unless you're a weedhead.

No. 1887713

>>1887704
is weedhead regional? I've only ever heard pothead irl

No. 1888746

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I started going to a therapist last year who's pro cannabis and helped me to slowly get rid of the meds I was taking so I could try a more natural route. I'm really glad to say it's working wonders! And to top it off, last visit she diagnosed me with Asperger's (lel) and after a few weeks she let me knew that the papers and legal shit I needed to have my own plants were authorized. So I'll be bringing my girls next visit, I'm really excited kek

No. 1888750

>>1888746
you can receive medical marijuana for aspergers kek? wow

No. 1888759

>>1888750
Yeah apparently. I didn't knew it could work to be honest.

No. 1888765

>>1888759
It goes two ways: they go mute (thank god) or they spend hours every day rambling entirely too much about their delusions of grandeur until everyone hates them. I know of one of the former, and unfortunately can think of 3 of the latter and theyre all insufferable

No. 1888809

Set up some privacy lattice and got a new table and chairs for the corner of my patio where I smoke. I also bought some lights to put up too. It's lookin pretty cute. Also I left a pillow on a chair out there last night and woke up to see a neighborhood cat sleeping on it.

No. 1889063

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>>1888809
That's so lovely nonna

No. 1889353

Weed really helps my mental health, i know i need a break from working, i know i need to stop thinking about what i'm gonna do next and deadlines…. and it's the only thing that helps me with that right now because i can't go out into the woods in this terrible weather. But the thing is for the last 2 years edibles don't make me feel the best, my throart and my back feels weird when i'm high…the bodily sensations are just so uncomfortable now. I don't want to smoke it because i promised myself i wont smoke untill DMT appears before me one day, and i haven't been smoking for 4 years now. I'm really proud of that.. i wish i could get high like when i was young, nothing hurt and everything was funny.

No. 1890017

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>worked
>cleaned house
>showered
>pjs
>lit a candle
>smoking a joint
>gonna eat sushi and scroll lc while watching netflix
life is good nonnies and it gets better I swear.

No. 1896100

going to the dispo & the library after work is what’s getting me through the day. Gonna get stoned & clean my room, make pesto pasta, and read

No. 1896214

got a job at my fav dispensary again woohoo

No. 1896300

>>1896214
Is it hard getting a job at a dispensary? What's it like?

No. 1896358

I hate living in a country where weed is super illegal. When i have been in countries where it's legal my anxiety is basically gone, and I can do shit like cleaning without getting side-tracked but as soon as I'm back home I become an anxious, paranoid mess. Doesn't help that like 70% of our weed is probably more likely spice lmao

No. 1896437

>>1890017
Happy for you, anon

>>1896214
I want a job at a dispensary so badly.

No. 1896926

>>1896300
No not too bad at all, when I was hired intially the questions were like "how much do you smoke, why do you love weed, why do you want to work for us, describe a situatiob with a difficult customer" the last was the hardest question i think but they were bubbly and more about the vibe, like do you work good on a team and can carry conversation? people love chatting at the dispensary and having small chat so thats part of the daily routine when im working there. a lot of my job duties are organizing the back when its super slow, organizing the fronts joints in the display bins, wiping the display case down, sweeping. its good money usually starts around $19CAD at the ones here in BC, Canada. its super chill and you get an employee discount, a lot of brands will come in too and offer tours of their farms and factories. its really great and I'm excited to work again because I didn't do any of those last time even though I was offered idk why (young and stupid) but I'm super excited to be an active member of the community and try. I'll share reviews as I can. we do get really bad customers as in theyre rude or do not carry ID but we must have it presented in store for the goverment or returning empty and completely used product. but any questions please ask- all I did was get my selling it right which is the license and you can do online, it just is a test about how much weed can you sell legally and how much is in a package and who can you sell to (don't select the child lol)

No. 1896928

>>1896926
also the brands and factories are all legal goverment facilities too which is really neat. we do not associate at all with black market.

No. 1896952

How often do y'all smoke? I'm a heavy daily smoker, just wanna see where everyone's at!

No. 1896967

>>1896952
I’m a heavy daily smoker too. I usually smoke a few bowls later in the day, but if I have a pen I smoke throughout the day. I might take a t break soon tho

No. 1896988

>>1896952
I hit my vape pen like 5 times every 15-45mins to 2hrs when I'm really stoned and am home all day. If I have weed I'll smoke every hour or two. when I'm at work I smoke after work every hour or so vape pen and once before I sleep.

No. 1897091

im so bad at spelling when stoned. my keyboard doesn't have autocorrect and i don't care for it but yea oops lol.

No. 1898312

worked my first shift today, was pretty fun, its nice to deal with people who aren't super grumpy all the time. even saw some dogs. I have a bad cough though sometimes idk why

No. 1898392

>>1896952
An edible every couple days. Anyways I’m back without having had a tums this time and my thoughts are that the tums make the edible kick in faster but the high doesn’t last as long. It doesn’t make it “stronger”.

No. 1898396

>>1898392
I’m retarded and said the exact same thing last time apparently. Mods forgive me for samefagging just this once.

No. 1898432

>>1896952
I hit a concentrate vape (3-10 hits, usually on the high end) every few awake hours. I'm medical though so sometimes it's more if I can't shut up the spasms.

No. 1898493

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>>1896952
Every 1-2 hrs with my dry herb vape pen, it has a 5 min timer so I just hit the vape until it shuts down. I use temperatues from 180 to 230 celsius. I had no idea people just take 2-3 hits out of these things too, I started from 5 mins so I wonder if I fucked up my tolerance for no reason.

No. 1898509

>>1896952
I smoke a bit after work on the weekdays, I either have a few hits of my vape pen (which is strong) or have maybe half a bowl/a bowl of flower throughout a night. I like to wake and bake on Saturdays with my morning coffee, it makes me feel motivated to do my chores and it helps me focus on my tasks kek

No. 1899770

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Im having a fat day after work, gonna smoke and eat mac n cheese everyone I live with is driving me crazy

No. 1899787

>>1896952
I’m trying to cut back from smoking everyday for years, lately I’ve been smoking less than every other day- I’ll hit a pen or a dab if it’s offered to me (usually 1x a week) and smoke two of my own joints in a week.

No. 1899790

>>1896952
I was a heavy daily smoker for years. I tried in a pretty half-assed way to cut back a few times but resolved that the only way I could do it was with a proper reset, not just a week off every couple of months and telling myself it was a sufficient “tolerance break”, so at the moment I’m 5 months into an 8 month break. I’m looking forward to going back to it in the summer, but only in the evenings and not basically chain smoking like I used to.

No. 1899796

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These filters are super tasty. You pop a little bead and it releases the flavour. The filters are proper good too, don't block your breathing and better than my usual folded cardboard

No. 1899797

>>1899787
Samefag but I forgot to mention the reason I’m cutting back to smoking 3 days a week is because I got into law school and I think I’m reaching the point in my life where being a stoner is unfashionable, even tho it just became legal in my state kek.

No. 1899799

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germany is about to legalise, other european countries have no excuse now

No. 1899906

Why aren't orchestras considered Mozart tribute bands ?

No. 1899908

>>1899906
like why aren't violinists like "yeah i mostly do covers of beethoven" ?

No. 1899913

>>1899906
>>1899908
It's because they're insanely big on huffing their own farts so it's "different" even though anyone with a brain can see they're autistic little fanboys content with performing covers and never creating their own shit.

No. 1899967

>>1899906
You just blew my fucking mind
>>1899913
Damn girl calm down t. former orchestrafag

No. 1901268

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Doing a 1 1/2 month long t break before my birthday, im like almost a month in and man, I've been really itching to smoke sometimes. I didn't think it would be very hard to resist, even if i only smoked twice a week max on the holidays and even if im keeping busy with a hobby and schoolwork, but here i am. But I know I'll get through it! I hope my very first self-made edibles (and first edibles in general) just send me. I feel i'd like them more than just smoking, since I always thought a smoke high lasts a bit too short for me.

No. 1901576

I went to an all you can eat chinese & sushi buffet high and not having eaten anything the whole day. Heaven is real.

No. 1901581

>>1896952
I used to have anywhere from 10mg-20mg of edibles every day for maybe a few years, then graduated to smoking pretty heavily every day for the next few years (maybe 1 bowl every 4-ish hours?), then moved somewhere it's illegal and so I'm on an 8 month involuntary T break. Sad.

No. 1903091

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I am 4 pages into a 15 page paper due tomorrow evening but I want to smoke so fucking bad nonnies. I want to keep my brain on full-power mode but the stress would go away instantly. Advice? Should I just open a bottle of wine?

No. 1903092

>>1903091
Why not smoke a sativa strain? Ot helps focus and creativity, alcohol will make you sleepy and incoherent. Its how I graduated and did my essays- stoned.

No. 1903104

I love smoking, I feel so carefree right now, things are good

No. 1903129

it’s redfoo with the big ass fro, it like bruce lee bro rock the club

No. 1904789

i hate it when i'm smoking and my vape pen is dead but not super dead so it doesn't blink but i can't get a good rip off of it ugh

No. 1907083

Trying to stop smoking ugh, I have my chai flavoured really terrible vape cart that I am puffing but it tastes so bad I don't wanna smoke but also I don't wanna buy a new one because it was like $30cad and it should work out but I don't really wanna quit smoking doctor needs me to for some meds to see how they work

No. 1907812

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My budtender this morning was so sweet and nice and she kept complimenting my nails and then asked to take a picture of them for reference. Then we bonded over not liking big dogs and preferring cats. I wish I was more awake so I could have contributed more to our conversation but I had just gotten out of bed and my boyfriend forgot to give me his PIN so I was frantically calling and texting him because the card was canceled after I tried running as debit. She was so cool and it makes me smile.
Sidenote, those terpenes do not lie this shit truly relaxes.

No. 1907819

>>1907812
Aw nona that sounds sweet. I was always curious about how much the terpenes affect things. I always went for above 30% THC but they'd start insisting on terpenes beibg more important and I didn't get it kek. Moved somewhere weed is illegal so I won't get to know the truth until I go back to visit.

No. 1907821

>>1907812
This weed is massaging all the anxious knots from my brain this is dope. I love getting high and "ackchyually [nerd emoji]" my anxiety. I love life.

No. 1907834

>>1907819
Ayrt, in my experience the terpenes really do matter. I have noticed linalool and limonene to be present in my favorite weed strains. The one I'm smoking rn is TK91 and has both of those terpenes as well as caryophyllene which is supposed to relieve pain and elevate mood and boy howdy I'm pain relieved and emotionally elevated as fuuuuck rn!!! Good weed.

No. 1907877

>>1907812
>>1907834
God I wish 1. lived somewhere where this shit is legal or 2. knew someone who actually grows specific strains (which I can't do myself due to living in an apartment), I would love to know tf I'm smoking

No. 1908081

one thing I love about edibles is the convenience, how you can take them so discreetly, there's no paraphanalia to deal with, you can just use some eyedrops and no one will even have to know you're high.
the only issue is getting the right dose and timing can be tricky. but figure that out and it's great

No. 1908110

i got high and put the SAG awards on to laugh at the charade but the speeches are actually making me feel inspired. Barbara streisand got a life time achievement award and the actors in the audience were all crying over her speech and all I could think was how do you know they're genuinely emoting? because they can all cry on command since they're…actors lol

No. 1908135

Being paid to take hits off your dab pen while drunk at 2 pm is the real American dream

No. 1908136

>>1908110
do you think clowns are always clowning it up because thats their job kek?

No. 1908188


No. 1908190

>>1908136
No definitely not but they kept showing Anne Hathaway and she was doing this quivering lip thing that looked overly dramatic lol

No. 1908196

>>1908188
I'm on disability KEK

No. 1908296

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wanted to share a pic of my dabs right now. clockwise from the left its violet vixen cured badder, pink pony live badder, and a mixed strain cured resin down at the bottom. which one would you wanna try? i've been getting super stoned off the resin which i got today. i bought an oz of the pink pony for 200 (legal state), this is just about a gram, i have like about 10 grams left in the baller jar. its like my favorite strain i have ever tried in both weed and dab. anyone else dabbing tonight?

No. 1908309

>>1908296
what kind of rig do you use to smoke it? i’ve only tried dab once and it didn’t really hit all that well, but i used a dedicated vape pen. not sure if it’s something that should be smoked in a specific way. i’m high, sorry if i worded anything weird.

No. 1908334

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>>1908309
its like a little tiny bong!! i have a one piece rig + nail one like this and its quartz glass so very durable. you basically just heat it up wait 30 seconds and then inhale and put the dab in there and cap it.

No. 1908349

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>>1908296
I'd try the violet vixen cause I love jet fuel gelato and it's a daughter strain using it
I've never dabbed before but I wanna try cause it would definitely be better than vape cart "live resins" I've used and my tolerance is rather high. But I feel like I'd need to try it at someone's place to learn how it's done before buying stuff for a rig. Though if a Honey Dabber goes on sale I'll probably bite the bullet cause they're supposed to be an all-in-one dab pen which might be easier?

No. 1908522

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I swear the stuff they sell at dispensaries is weapons-grade strength for no reason and I don't like it. I used to get some nice, cheap shitty weed from my dealer but now all the stuff sold around here is from california and insanely strong. Sometimes I just wanna puff on a joint without entering another dimension you know? I'll be on vacation in a legal state for 4/20, my friends are excited but I know I'll probably get too high and feel like shit

No. 1908572

>>1908522
I work at a dispensary and this is a common complaint, and it just keeps getting stronger tbh. I agree with you, chill is best.

No. 1908597

currently smoking fuego cherry blossom og vape cart, it pulls really nicely and has a floral taste, its not overly sweet and is quite smooth. would recommend. the high is nice, uplifting, relaxing, calming.

No. 1909056

>>1908522
Could you mix THC flower with CBD flower so it’s not as strong?



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