File: 1664411329433.jpg (67.97 KB, 600x674, wa9gieb3bsq81.jpg)
No. 1356465
Main Celebricow thread:
>>1347983Because quite a few people requested this.
Containment thread for any members of emo/pop punk bands such as My Chemical Romance, Panic! At the Disco, or Mindless Self Indulgence.
Notable Cows:
Gerard Way
>Singer for My Chemical Romance. Notable for crossdressing on stage with genitals visible through clothing, trooning out imminent. >Most notable example: >>1348047Lyn-Z
>Gerard Way's wife, also a part of the band Mindless Self Indulgence. A horrible person. Lore can be found here: >>1355647Dallon Weekes
>Formerly of Panic! At the Disco, has his own band now called I DON'T KNOW BUT THEY FOUND ME. Has a bunch of drama surrounding him, most of it coming from his wife. Can't find the milk from the previous Celebricow threads so if someone knows it please don't be afraid to post it.Minor Cows:
Brendon Urie
>Frontman from Panic! At the Disco. Said some stupid shit when he was younger, moved on from it. Fans cancelled him as hard as they could. Made a "Queen-inspired album" that got panned hard. >>1352617Frank Iero
>Guitarist from My Chemical Romance. Sells chest binders to minors. >>1488521OP's Personal Minor Cow:
Adam Lazzara
>Frontman from Taking Back Sunday. Former "emo" twink turned hippie/hick with a pastor persona. Never bothered to train his voice and with his drinking and smoking he sounds even shittier now and can't be bothered to do anything about it. Doesn't have a major social media prescence but his basic bitch wife does. He is definitely a closeted bisexual. >>1317971If there are any more Emo Cows you want to discuss here, go ahead!
(redundant (>>>/ot/1062349)) No. 1356473
This is my first time starting a thread, please be kind.
Link for Frank selling chest binders is here:
>>>/snow/1488521 No. 1356492
>>1356475Not OP but it is some pretty interesting stuff that has been buried with time and is now obsolete. I would say I was only emo-lite, but I was really into music and two of my friends at the time were hardcore about the guys/their personal lives and had computers in their rooms so I still have recollections of some pretty interesting drama, both emo and scene. I was surrounded by
a lot of insufferable indie adults as a kid and teen. I wouldn’t say we really need a place to relieve these years, but it’s funny to recollect.
No. 1356494
What do you all think of the whole Petekey thing? What was the explanation? I'm somehow hesitant to believe those druggies were actually doing homo shit. It was probably some drug fueled sexuality crisis on Wentz's end.
Link to the proof:
https://petekeyinfo.carrd.co/ No. 1356593
>>1356465op, good idea but bad execution, it would have been better if you could summarize each person's major dramas instead of just calling them horrible people or w/e because that tells us nothing
im excited for this thread though! this whole scene of 30-something washed up former emo icons trying to relive their glory days has so much cow potential
No. 1356599
>>1356593If anyone wants to redo the OP then by all means, go ahead. Like I said, I'm new to posting OPs here (I've been a lurker and barely for a year) so it's definitely not perfect.
And yes, it definitely is kek. Although Adam is trying to distance himself as far away from that as possible (as evidenced by the "cool biker hick whatever" dude look he's been pushing for a decade now).
No. 1356677
File: 1664423238631.jpg (31.81 KB, 528x680, Fa5NCUFWYAEFXYs.jpg)
>>1356599ayrt and i tried to summarize the milk i could find! if i missed anything, anyone feel free to add on!
Gerard Way
>of MCR lead vocalist fame and also created the umbrella academy>now middle aged, greasy and trying to regain his former relevancy>used to masturbate on stage>has longtime been vaguely troon-adjacent, made vague statements about his gender identity for years. even said he "feels like a trans woman" at some point but has never officially come out. masterpost of troon comments: https://archive.ph/XPgvp>a large portion of his fanbase are "frerardies" who ship Gerard and his bandmate Frank Iero (of selling chest binders to minors fame >>1356473 ) make conspiracy theories about how they're secretly gay and cheating on their wives with each other. Gerard encourages this shipping by intentionally being ambiguous about their relationship, basically leading these stalker fans on for marketing, even though he is married and he admitted that him and Frank only used to kiss on stage to shock hardcore homophobes >now crossdresses on stage in ugly dresses (picrel) or wears costumes with silhouette of his cock visible >>1348047 >constantly defends and deflects criticism of his megalolcow wife Lyn-Z (Lindsey Way)
>Gerard's wife and a member of Mindless Self Indulgence>defends her pedo bandmate jimmy urine >created the "nowaymikeyway" blog on tumblr posing as a MCR fangirl in order to cancel her husband's brother and bandmate Mikey Way for allegedly cheating on someone, promptly got caught and bullied out of the fandom >used to be friends with Jessicka from the band Jack Off Jill, but then Jessicka exposed Lindsey for having an affair with her married guitarist and bandmate>Lindsey publicly bullies and makes fun of her mom, sister (Amy), and former friends; when her ex-friend was allegedly raped Lindsey defended and stayed friends with the rapist >constantly fights with teenage MCR, MSI fans on social media, blocks fans when they ask her to talk about social issues >plagiarized art by copying ‘Magical Contamination’ mold art by Antoine Bridier-Nahmias, passing it off as her own original painting. the copied painting was for the single cover for Gerard's song Getting Down The Germs >buys numerous expensive purebred animals such as bulldogs and siamese cats, posts them a lot and then they suddenly disappear, then she gets new ones months later and acts like nothing happened - what happened to her cats/dogs? is she abandoning her pets when the novelty wears off and she gets bored of them? >may or may not have cheated on Gerard with a Russian MSI stan>Lindsey claimed that she was of Indian descent and faked knowing Sanskrit. she used to reply to fans in (google translated) Sanskrit, saying she had studied it for years, but later she didn't understand when someone replied a simple hello in Sanskrit to her and said she wasn't familiar with the language>her lie kept going and she went as far as to name specific places in India her family was from and that she has been studying traditional Indian meditation practices>eventually Lindsey's sister Amy came out and confirmed that their family is white of French Canadian, Scottish, and Romanian descent, not Indian at all >claimed to be black at some point too apparently but i couldnt find reciepts on this just posts talking about it kek? >Lindsey also has claimed she was adopted at birth and/or was sitting in an orphanage somewhere, which Amy has denied too as Lindsey and Amy both grew up with their birth mother massive tumblr callout blog with receipts:
https://lynzuglyliar.tumblr.com/Brendon Urie
>from Panic At The Disco>got cancelled for singing the N-word, weird drunken stage banter joking about raping the audience, said a bunch of stuff about LGBT that is outdated by today's standards >>1352617>came out as pansexual in the same cringe interview he compared people protesting police brutality to roseanne barr calling a black woman an ape>has mostly fallen out of favor with his former emo-kid stanbase as they have cancelled him hard >latest album flopped and he does twitch streaming now in an attempt to stay relevant Dallon Weekes
>a former member of Panic At The Disco, left because he couldn't stand Brendon>currently in the band I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME>panders heavily to super sjw zoomer fanbase>plays up a squeaky-clean straight-edge mormon guy image trying to avoid getting cancelled and sharing Brendon's fate>still has a lot of drama surrounding him, might be in previous threads but i couldn't find No. 1357228
>>1356677Brendon’s last album flopped hard, it debuted at around #15 and dropped off the billboard 200 after 1 week. It was extremely bad, so much high pitched shrieking and the lyrics are horrific. This song is a war crime
http://genius.com/Panic-at-the-disco-star-spangled-banger-lyricsThe tour is selling poorly and having problems. Him or someone in the touring band caught Covid and had to cancel several USA dates, Canada was cancelled for “logistics” aka bad sales, and upcoming stops are all in the hurricane path so those might get cancelled too. He plays the entire new album, in order, in the middle of the set list. The alcohol bloat is also catching up to him and he’s looking rough.
No. 1357928
>>1357228Holy shit I knew it was bad but not THAT bad.
That's what happens when your band is essentially a zombie kek.
No. 1359126
File: 1664593514012.jpg (448.14 KB, 2048x1536, Fd8CbArXEAIvSUh.jpg)
>>1357298Thanks for cursing this thread lol.
Not milk but that parody Tiger Beat shirt has to be one of the more interesting shirt designs I've seen, especially for an emo band.
No. 1359148
File: 1664595536040.jpg (312.18 KB, 1080x1483, Screenshot_20220930-233706_Ins…)
Mikey Way was so fucking hot when he was younger… literally ideal looks-wise. Why does he have to look like a rat now? Why do men have to age like milk, especially men in bands?
No. 1359158
>>1359148drug abuse and bad diet will make anyone ugly and age so much faster. both mikey and gerard had issues with drugs, and gerard also had an eating disorder for most of his life. and it has aged them badly as you can see. wasnt mikey using heroin with the groupie she cheated on alicia with at some point? heroin is like the worst. also booze fucks you up look wise a lot too, and gerard and mikey also had drinking issues.
basically anything that will destroy your body are things that the Way brothers have tried
No. 1360924
>>1356465 >>1356487
There's a lot of screencaps here
https://wehatejulietsimms.tumblr.com/ but I'm too lazy to summarize
No. 1362140
>>1361210i believe it bc he was fat all through his teens/early adulthood, then very skinny during Black Parade era and then got fat again. he very clearly is not naturally skinny and wasn't leading a healthy lifestyle when he was skinny so bulimia doesn't sound too far fetched.
re: Dallon Weekes what's the drama? i don't remember much of him other than his annoying wife
No. 1362595
File: 1664826893293.jpg (10.11 KB, 262x194, ronnieradkeshitbag.jpg)
Ronnie Radke is definitely cow material.
>involved in the killing of an teenager
>druggie
>wife beater
>cheater
>threw a microphone stand at a teenage girl
>got arrested at six flags
>rapist
No. 1362629
File: 1664828572013.jpg (1.21 MB, 1363x2048, 2020.jpg)
>>1362608>>1362595he looks really crusty nowadays too. Bizarrely I knew so many girls who had a crush on him in high school.
No. 1362665
File: 1664830470793.png (487.35 KB, 720x858, tumblr_c02208fd53c5c9b084bda8c…)
was frerard real? i think it was have you guys read the poems frank wrote and posted on his blog
No. 1363696
>>1362665veeeeery interesting
this reminds me of a blog post from… i think it was ryan ross while he was still in patd, where he described some lake/camping trip where idk some weird feelings came out or something. does anyone else know what im talking about who could post it.
i have my doubts about ferard but since brendon urie claims to be bisexual part of me believes theres a shred of truth behind ryden being at least a one-sided thing
No. 1365691
File: 1665041505494.png (26.98 KB, 534x503, ryryr.PNG)
>>1363696is it this one, i remember this being a famous one
there is a masterpost on tumblr here of his whiny emo livejournal posts, i used to be obsessed with these when i was a teen lol
https://bodiespossessedbylight.tumblr.com/post/106037547155/sugarpills-ryan-ross-livejournal-master-post/embed No. 1371758
File: 1665562596675.jpeg (470.81 KB, 640x1324, 3C447B32-7B43-462E-8AD8-664558…)
Remember that When We Were Young Festival nonnas? They announced another date… for 2023. They haven't even done their first show and they're doing presales this Friday for a show they're already planning for next year. If I recall correctly, they don't do refunds either. This seems off.
No. 1372438
>>1372025>>1372314The way they planned their shows and announce their news to the public seem awful imo. Iirc:
>they didn't even tell people how many stages there were at first>then 60+ artists in 13 hours on 3 stages is what I hear they're doing>set times for 2022 shows haven't been released still>somehow the organizers didn't expect all the popularity they would get by grouping people's beloved bands together at one fest… so they kept dropping more surprise dates with the exact same lineups?>their social media accounts just keep posting memes and making sudden and unexpected announcements for new datesI wasn't able to go for Warped Tour but surely they planned their shit better than this?
No. 1372617
File: 1665625049782.png (2.99 MB, 410x579, Oinya 13.png)
>>1372438Can't wait to see shit go down in two weeks lol. Getting my popcorn ready.
No. 1372694
>>1371758This isn't unusual for festivals to do at all.
A lot of people seem to want this to be an actual scam. Either way, we'll get a shitshow or some serious sour grapes kek it will be fun either way.
No. 1383192
File: 1666461864356.png (610.2 KB, 745x748, kek.png)
https://www.instagram.com/p/CkBg00VJyGL/ Bumping because as predicted, something went awry with the When We Were Young Festival. Can't wait to see what goes down tomorrow.
No. 1383759
File: 1666514756529.jpg (83.12 KB, 564x900, 20221023_104439.jpg)
No. 1385932
File: 1666714900429.png (212.74 KB, 932x952, 1.png)
Bumping with some screenshots of Bob Bryar's 3 AM meltdown on Twitter because it looks like he's deleted all of them now.
No. 1385940
File: 1666715113060.png (65.57 KB, 928x230, 2.png)
No. 1385941
File: 1666715159033.png (228.95 KB, 934x990, 3.png)
No. 1385945
File: 1666715195086.png (225.72 KB, 932x990, 4.png)
No. 1387269
>>1386624late samefagging to add this article about it
https://www.vice.com/en/article/evv4an/conor-obersts-long-few-yearsI miss the hellhole that was xoJane!
No. 1391517
>>1385955>>1388452Absolutely 100% based.
And it’s sad to hear that this new gen / batch of posers (or idk forever posers from the past) are getting a spotlight or time of day, and spreading misinformation.
No. 1391861
>>1386154He did it again ya, apparently he thinks it’s very charming to trip all over the place and insult the crowd. Is this the usual experience?
Istg WWWY is full of newfags and normies or something. Nobody knows how to open a mosh pit or crowd surf properly. They all just stood around recording on the phone. In other news, is it me Gerard looked skinnier than he did last week?
No. 1391953
>>1388452Emo was big starting around 2000. I peaked in 2004 and by 2007 had moved on. I saw so many actual emo bands back then but I was also lucky I lived in an area with a big local emo scene.
Senses Fail formed my freshman year of highschool, but we all hated them because they were rude to their female fans back then. They were super cringy teenage boys and were aggressively trying to hook up with the hot girls who would go to their shows. It's so funny to me they are back again and playing WWWY because we all thought they were losers in highschool.
No. 1392035
File: 1667139691331.png (1.61 MB, 1920x1080, LN Adum 44.png)
>>1391781>The perfect twinkYOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN
I've been listening to their albums lately and have found that his voice really started changing on New Again. By their 2011 self-titled he already sounded like a forty-something year-old chainsmoker. (Bizarrely enough though on "El Paso" he hit some really clean falsetto in the background). He also adapted that weird vibrato thing that does not salvage his voice whatsoever.
Adam is a broken man.
I could not fix him, even though I simp for his younger twink self. No. 1392777
File: 1667178401111.jpg (128.51 KB, 827x1278, 20221030_181634.jpg)
the fact that lynz isn't in this picture is hilarious to me, kind of confirms that no one really likes her except for her husband.
No. 1392914
>>1392777Exactly. And what sane person would like a racist, paedo apologist, lying, manipulative, vindictive, women-hating, bullying, poser pos? I think it’s pretty disturbing to even be standing with her in the same room knowing fully well what she’s done to Mikey. Frank too, to an extend, but the Mikey thing was brutal. I can’t imagine having to put up with the fact she’s your SIL and maintaining a civil facade for the sake of keeping whichever fragile ties still left between the brothers and the family. Kristin has a heart of gold and deserves a trophy.
Also, lynz would’ve totally been @ed even if she hadn’t made it into the shot for some reason, but was still present during the "memories they all got to make together" throughout the year. Which, again, confirms what you said, Anon – no one wishes to put up with her, even "for the press", kek. Or lynz simply considers herself superior to them. Or both.
No. 1393310
>>1385932bob might be insane, but mcr did him dirty after he got third degree burns on his leg during Famous Last Words from shitty pyrotecnics.
Also, he was one of the few people to call out Mikey Way for being a cheating scumbag and sleeping with his fans.
No. 1394279
>>1393310this happened so long ago that i don't remember the details, but iirc mikey was already separated from alicia when he started dating the junkie one. his ex said that lynz knew about her and allegedly wanted to meet her. i don't have the screenshots but lynz tweeted an address (fake) where she would spend the day together with her friends and family for christmas or something like that (why would you even do that if you're famous). she tagged mikey and alicia pretending they were still together then right after the blog nowaymikeyway (supposedly made by lynz, dunno about that one) was being spread between the fans she started tweeting alicia saying "she was going to be part of the family no matter what". and that was the set up, he never cheated. oh and that's when bob tweeted two emojis to mikey, the infamous family breakfast, and the story got so twisted that nowadays everyone thinks bob was bullying mikey lmao.
>>1393261she also tweeted about drugs and being a heroin addict around that time when mikey was struggling.
she's a troll and she does the same to frank. they all act like children tbh, and when frank takes the bait he also shitpost on instagram sometimes.
No. 1396487
Wow first Jimmy Urine and now Lindsey Way. I had no idea she was so horrible and crazy. I never cared for her in MSI as I thought she was the most remarkably basic and boring band member. Maybe she knows this and that would explain her behaviors and insecurities. I'm not a fan of mcr but wtf does Gerard see in her? Or is he a shitbag too? Hilarious that Jessicka Addams helped expose her, Jimmy, and Chantal. I was wondering why the hell him and Chantal were hiding out in New Zealand.
>>1362595He was in a feud with Axel Rose on Twitter a few weeks ago. They were fighting about backtracking vocals and instruments. It started when Ronnie refused to play a Falling in Reverse show without his laptop and people made fun of the band for not being able to do a live show without a computer. They play his garbage music on one of my local radio stations and he sings about being a sadboi and calls himself a lost boy but isn't he like 40 something….
I also met him in 2011 or 2012 and he was an asshole.
No. 1396500
>>1396487He calls himself a lost boy AND sad boi in Voices in my Head
>I'm a lost boy, you know better>I'm a sad boy, you know betterHe's a joke, a cow and too old for these things, but I do like (edgy angsty) Cluster B songs sometimes. Would never spend a cent on FiR though.