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No. 1352024
Last thread
>>1324877Since lolcow seems deader on weekends (everyone has a social life I guess), use this thread to communicate. You can ask questions, vent, be funny, post milk, anything. You can only use this thread on the weekend fri-sat-sun. you might call it a weekend bunker if you will
(Thread is locked during the weekdays and gets unlocked during the weekend at saturday-sunday)
No. 1352025
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hola
No. 1352037
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got my pc set up again, i wanna stream game nights with friends
No. 1352053
>>1352049i mean there was a whole scandal last year when that moid steven was contacting multiple anons from that thread and then he had some drama with romanianon.
I advise anons to not use that thread.
No. 1352057
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my mom found my vibrator and she told my dad
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No. 1352117
>>1352085how could you post this and then hold out on us
nonny pls
No. 1352249
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reading your posts is funny. when my friend got me a vibrator i took a pic to show it to my mom.
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would you
No. 1352308
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I'm tired of being depressed. I can't kill myself so I have to do what I can to make every day bearable. Tonight I'm going to watch a movie, read my book, and do some preparation for work tomorrow. I don't care if I have another exhausting week ahead of me. I am going to focus on my well-being and the tiny, mundane things I do outside of work and stop worrying about things I can't control. I am tired of always feeling bad about myself and comparing myself to other people. No more, I say!
No. 1352349
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Well? Are you getting yours?
No. 1352423
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>>1352384nonnie that is so scary, proud of you for surviving
No. 1352425
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this thread will soon be closed, how are you all feeling? what was your favorite part of last thread?
No. 1352458
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have a beautiful week, nonnies
No. 1352478
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>>1352377Hm, I guess I like the strong and brooding part of his character. I also like that, while being a "badass" chracter, he still has some sensitivity to him. His story, fight scenes and dialogue are nice. If you didn't like him in the first season I can't say if you would like him now though lol.
Yes I'm getting in some husbando posting before the thread locks. Have a good week nonnas!
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Last for bee cat
No. 1352656
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See you nonnies next week. This is your last chance to give each other a kiss goodnight
No. 1352657
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>>1352656Awww, i give each of them a small kiss. See you all next week!
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>>1352656Good night kiss for every
nonny. For nonas who are full-time wagies like me, hope you kick ass at work this week. I believe in you. Talk to you again soon!
No. 1352681
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>>1352675believe in you too
nonny! stay strong this week <33
No. 1358937
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Weekend nonnies assembly squad
No. 1358941
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thoughts?
No. 1358947
>>1358941I can't stand sideburns
remove them immediately
No. 1358960
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I'll try to get breakfast and go shopping in the morning downtown before it turns into a crowded shithole. Apparently a semi popular clothing store will be closed for good after declaring bankruptcy because of some huge cybersecurity issue and covid right after that, so there's going to be a huge sale all over the country for the entire brand. Fuck them, the only time I bought a pair of jeans there it was too big and I still somehow managed to tear it up with my butt by just walking and wearing it twice. In public. I just know retarded middle-aged women will kill each other there just to buy shitty quality clothes they won't even wear and clog the subway stations nearby.
No. 1358973
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just wanna stabby stab men with a meat cleaver, im sick and tired of em
No. 1358979
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>>1358967>personally i find music too distractingSame, its not whimsical enough
No. 1358991
>>1358975i don't watch anime but this is my impression too.
>>1358979lol right, the music will always be dramatic or theatrical. i think fairies would listen to like celtic themed brian eno or something. i don't think it would sound like human music so getting the music right is probably impossible.
No. 1359002
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Happy weekend nonnies!!!
No. 1359003
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he's so hot
No. 1359009
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BIG LEO ENERGY glad that there are lionesses out there currently digesting isis moids and converting them to poop.
No. 1359013
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i bought 2 packs of pineapple white claws and they don't taste very good. the only way i can make them taste alright is by eating very spicy food so the only sensation i get from drinking it is cold.
No. 1359015
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WASSUP NONNIES
No. 1359019
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Happy weekend nonnies! I just moved to a new city for uni and havent made any friends yet, so my weekend is going to be boring af
No. 1359020
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I'm free this weekend! Anyone in Ottawa area willing to go on a coffee meetup?
No. 1359043
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Lolcoo dead as FUCK this very lame Friday! COME BACK TO LIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!
No. 1359044
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koban wa watashi wa gakusei desu, gohan to ocha to mizu to sushi kudasai. kakoii sensei to yasashi isha desu.
No. 1359047
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It's not the weekend yet where I live, so I wonder what's the timezone for this thread
No. 1359049
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Smoochies to all my nonnies
No. 1359102
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Hocus Pocus 2 was good, not great. It felt soulless with the modern "sarcastic one liner" protagonist standard and some unfunny jokes (candy apple guy). You'd expect more after almost 30 years. I give it a 5/10, would still watch, but drunk and/or high. All in all was a great way to start off before the 1st day of October
No. 1359171
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since it’s already saturday for some let me jumpstart this thread with a lovely picture I found while browsing board-tan pics on google to make an edit
No. 1359245
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>>1359104
MANY. At this point I find it funny, aside from the predatory ones which are horrifying, it's like being part of a prank show idk how to describe this chaotic feeling
No. 1359361
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There is some shit going on in my household and I'm not involved but I AM high and paranoid so I'm gonna hang out here to calm down.
No. 1359372
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>>1359369Forgot to sage, whoops. I'm battle-ready, bring it on!
No. 1359379
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>>1359374Forgot that too, apparently, lol. I appreciate the reminder.
No. 1359400
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good morning anons!
No. 1359403
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>>1359400Whats so good about mornings?
No. 1359408
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Which one is your soulmate nonners
>>1359405>>1359406Valid No. 1359409
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Hey…
No. 1359412
>>1359400Good noon. I'm eating lunch.
And I'm really wanting this now
>>1359379 No. 1359414
>>1359408Crazy cutie
also gm nonnas
No. 1359415
>>1359183shaytan
(jannies pls pin thus thread btw)
No. 1359436
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There is a couple of pidgeons that every few days will start mating over my AC and i have to listen to pidgeon sex for 2 hours until they leave because i find them disgusting and scary and i dont know how to tell them to leave me alone
No. 1359454
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I miss the stupid horse girl stuff here in europe, we had a ton of cartoons and magazines, especially in Germany
No. 1359469
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I just wanna live in the middle of the woods nonnas why is society trying to keep me prisoner
No. 1359494
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>>1359481>>1359469nonnies I feel you. We had to sell our land during the pandemic and never have I shed more bitter tears. Slowly working our way back to the woods… I hate the stink, noise and people of town. Why do people feel entitled to your lawn and residence when living in town?? I swear it's like living in the twilight zone more often than not. To distract myself from in-town living I've been planning out our future duck coop, pond and flock.
>pic related, I want Anconas. No. 1359556
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>>1359481I lived in the woods with my mom until recently as well. I moved to a different country and live in the city and immigration won’t let me go back home for two years. I always thought living rural is shitty but I miss my daily forest walks with the dogs.
No. 1359828
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Amen
No. 1359841
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My shopping session went very well today and I tried a nice asian restaurant that did dishes from different countries in their menu. I'd like to go back another time, soon hopefully, so I can try other dishes. Now I'm tired in my nice, warm bed, so I'll spend the next few hours posting here and reading keffals' thread on kf.
No. 1359941
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Can our silly lizard overlords finally decide if they want to start the apocalypse or not? I need to know if I should bother planning a future or if we're out of time anyway and can just yolo
No. 1359981
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Ngl but I think about this tweet every time I read you straight anons experience with moids.
No. 1360031
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We're in the cyberpunk era now and it's fucking shit. We're being manipulated by the media, politicians and corporations and technology is making it way worse than it already was and now I'm fighting the system by pirating movies and blocking ads on my web browser on my laptop, it's lame.
No. 1360056
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I WANT TO KAY EM ESS I won’t tho I just hate being a bpd bitch
No. 1360066
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Behold her, I love this design
Also can't believe Jill is trying to pull a keffals with lolcow, kek
No. 1360125
>>1360124Yeah, pixielocks
She made some video how we're alt-right stalkers
No. 1360343
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Anyone else remember the Simpson's burger king Halloween toys from years ago. Used to have all of them.
No. 1360346
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>>1360343I had the Flanders one but my brother stole it. Kek. Hamtaro Halloween ones were cute too.
No. 1360349
>>1360152I don't like Jill either but calling responding to someone bullying is kinda dumb
>>1360346These are SO CUTE
No. 1360352
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>>1360343Yes I still have two of them! The kang/kodos one and Maggie. Always wanted milhouse but no luck
No. 1360369
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No. 1360393
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nonnies I got to look at geese today and I feel so blessed. They are like beautiful renaissance angels except you can feed them lettuce and corn.
No. 1360397
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I went to a funfair today and had this huge bubble waffle sundae! I'm not going to eat for the rest of the day now because it was so much sugar despite sharing it.
No. 1360405
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I have an absolute monster plate of nachos all nachos should be 20% nachos, 80% toppings btw, a nice tall glass of freezing water, and I'm ready to watch the GOT spinoff. It's taking everything in me to not take a bite of these nachos before I start the show.
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>>1360400
>she doesn't know our candlejack equivalent
No. 1360452
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I put on sunscreen today but I didn’t reapply and I can feel the pinkening.
No. 1360455
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>I'm sorry I can't be her
No. 1360467
>>1360405Samefag, I know no one cares but I'm only 20 minutes into the first episode of House of The Dragon and
Daemon is already annoying the shit out of me, plus I know I'm at some point going to have to watch ugly ass Matt Smith have a sex scene with Rhaenyra (his niece). Praying Daemon dies soon. I'm already watching another show where Matt Smith is a part of the main cast and I don't know if I can take it anymore..
No. 1360566
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Who unhuman here
No. 1360588
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the constant racebait and other suspicious posts lately are getting on my fucking nerves so i'm gonna sleep for the next 2 days until mods finally clean it up goodbye
No. 1360601
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Chicken nugget Halloween dress up toys from McDonald's. They make me laugh.
>>1360349Ayrt, she twisted a narrative of someone suggesting cbd instead of thc. The girl never said she didn't believe Jill's "diagnosis". Add in Jill mocking her age and what she looked like ("This you?!"), I do believe she was looking for someone to take her anger out on since it looks like her mom did call her out on her weed usage. Jill also unblocked the girl so Jill could let her anger out on the girl. Maybe a better word choice is picking a fight instead of bullying. Either way I still think it was gross behavior on Jill's part.
No. 1360616
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>>1360601Why can I smell the plastic in this photo?
Also i see your spooky nuggets and raise you a spooky bucket
No. 1360645
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>>1360637>before i could smashYou want to fuck a spider?
No. 1360649
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I miss the imaginary friends in sims 3. They're not gone or anything, I just haven't played with them in a long time.
No. 1360651
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>>1360645Who wouldn't? Sorry Kurapika
No. 1360745
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>>1360739are you the fabled 65+ yo grandnonna?
No. 1360854
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>>1360618me stealing the cute box cat, no one saw anything, he is now mine
No. 1360858
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I took my vyvanse at the wrong time this morning nonnies, and now my morning routine is not how it should be
No. 1360883
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No. 1360885
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NONNY NONNY NONNY
Bump, beware
No. 1360887
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I'm sorting my pictures and emails on my laptop and phone and saving them right after doing some housework, life is good. I'm going to play video games after I'm done.
No. 1360893
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>>1360885Thanks for the bunny pic btw, I needed some eye cleansing.
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>>13600660/10 not stinky enough and no dark eyelids
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>>1361099where’s the black woman one, i’m sad wahhh
No. 1361104
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>>1361087i'm 24 and i wet the bed
No. 1361184
It's so crazy how many antifeminist men there are and coming out…like this tweet of a RW moid claiming not berating single women and letting them choose a male-free or wine aunt life is bad
https://mobile.twitter.com/wokal_distance/status/1575771695914176512 Its so funny how fugly men online like to pretend to be all tradcon and neg women for not having kids and "youre gonna be 35 with only wine and cats if you dont please men" bullshit, when they themselves are only out to be playboys and use women for sex and dont want to settle until 40 or 50 with a virgin girl 3 decades younger than him.
They just hate messages that encourage women to focus and work on themselves and go to sperm bank once in a while instead of wasting 10 years trying to "keep a man" only for him to cheat and leave for a barely 18 stripper he just met anyway, or suddenly becoming a deadbeat dad when the pregnancy test turns positive and leaving her a single mom along the way.
Almost all of these men are not really tradcon, they are just angry that feminist messages cockblocks their predatory advances and hinders "rapemaxx maxxreap" plans to use on women from their Andrew Tate wet dreams. It's abt time these incels stupid secret intentions got read back & thrown back in their faces.
What is it about the true nature of males that so many of them have 1st step to the rightwing is because of hating feminism or equality for women?
No. 1361200
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this thread needs more BUNKER energy and less sperging
No. 1361201
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Anyone who is older than me is a grandma and anyone who is younger than me is an infant.
No. 1361214
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I'm working from home tomorrow, my manager will most likely be too busy to check up on me and call me to ask if I need anything or whatever, should I slack off and catch up on my work the next day?
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>>1361200same thing tbh. actually i remember way more sperging in the bunker threads and a lot of infighting after the first 3 days
No. 1361289
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>>136110227 is a millenial. Stop giving 95 babies an identity crisis.
No. 1361318
>>1361289nta but just a couple days ago i saw the biggest news station in my country call everybody born in 95 and later a zooomer
making 96 or 97 the cut off is not practical, most people consider generations start from either X0 or X5
No. 1361351
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I was reminiscing and I remember how 10 years ago I was a young tumblrina, freshly became an adult and saw SJW shit on my dashboard all the time despite being here just for fandom shit, and I was so nice at the time I was basically a doormat and has such low confidence from being treated like garbage over and over again by everyone around me that I believed almost everything I saw online as long as it looked like it was sourced correctly (which is better than average but still). Now, a decade later, I hate fat people, I hate trannies, I hate fakebois, my patience has run thin for gay and bi men, I can't bring myself to ever give a shit about American news after a lifetime of having American soft power shoved down my throat, I'm way more confident in my skills, my knowledge of the world, my looks, I don't feel like I should force myself to find Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston or whatever British eyebrowless actors attractive, and I sure as fuck don't feel like I should ever be embarrassed for being a weeb after I noticed the fuckers who think this is a bad thing only speak English and aren't even fluent in their own first language. I don't feel like I should hide how much I hate all religions, especially Islam and how much I love tonkotsu ramen and thick, juicy bacon. I'm also not poor anymore so I can do whatever the fuck I want whenever I want. It feels nice.
No. 1361367
>>1361353I enjoy talking with people who have common sense and I will always respect women way more than men unless maybe they're actually dangerous criminals. I love my friends and my mom and sisters. I love and support ex-muslim women.
And I love you all, you're all my friends. When I talk to my friends about online shit but don't want them to find this place because they're lowkey TRAs I just say I go to a forum and talk with online friends.>>1361361Thanks! If you told me that this would have been the case when I was a teenager I would have laughed at you and then cried in despair. Now I'm saving money to move out of my parents' place soon and I can still treat myself from time to time with nice clothes, trips, restaurants, video games, books, etc. without panicking anymore.
No. 1361408
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I want a burger. A big, thick, juicy burger.
No. 1361414
>>1361371>>1361353>I hate fat people, I hate trannies, I hate fakebois, my patience has run thin for gay and bi menThat doesn't even cover 25% of people
>>1361318Usually generations are defined by what they have in common, not some arbitrary cutoff year, which is probably why people have such a hard time deciding when gen z begins
No. 1361438
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>>1361424Maybe you were right but tbh I hate that lesbians now need to be paranoid that our voices are being analysed. Pic is me
No. 1361466
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Me on the bottom left
No. 1361470
>>1361466Bottom middle!
This cutie is an ancient meme of my countrys internet. Missing me some good cat memes.
No. 1361504
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I really wanna watch Parasite again
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hewwoooooooo?
No. 1367869
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No. 1367888
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Weekend activity, nonnies.
My phone will be named 7.7, white hair, black dots on her hair, her eyes are black, her dress is transparent, her undershirt and leggings are pastel colors, and her sneakers are rose gold.
No. 1367894
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gonna go to the mall and drink boba yeaaa woohoo
No. 1367905
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>>1367867>farmhands….you were late today.AND they were too early on sunday. i stg i'm gonna unleash hell here if they lock the thread early again
No. 1367944
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>>1367888I don't have a phone case so I made her dress white. She's mad because I never charge her.
No. 1367998
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>>1367888shes just like me fr
No. 1368023
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>>1367888I'm sorry that you have to see my horrible paint art
No. 1368030
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>>1367888i can't draw but i dare have a drawing tablet
No. 1368033
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>>1367888Her hair is bricks and my case is clear the suit and bracelets are stickers
No. 1368034
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i know she could fuck up alt tiktok
No. 1368046
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>>1367888I wish I were her
No. 1368051
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>>1367888i got my home and lock screens mixed up, oops
No. 1368058
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>>1367888I got a grubby as shit phone case
No. 1368071
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>>1367888No case, no whatsapp, so no clothes
No. 1368081
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>>1367888HAIR IS CARE BEARS! NOT TRANNY COLORS
No. 1368087
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I'm trying to build a playlist of good music but I'm not really a music person so I don't know much about music beyond my parent's taste which is mostly paul simon. What bands/artists do you recommend I listen to nonnies?
No. 1368090
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>>1367888nooooooo i blinked for one second and now all these cool ass artnonas posted their designs. and my phonekinnie is ugly as SHIT. im spoilering her. i have a gliterry phone case and i dont draw i am so sorry fuck.
No. 1368112
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>>1368102I'm good with both, but I prefer calmer stuff usually. I don't have any particular music genre preference
No. 1368123
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>>1367888Had to attach the phone charms to the shorts, everything you're thinking about me is probably right
nonnie No. 1368134
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hi nonnies I hope you have good sleep tonight
No. 1368148
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>>1367888My lockscreen is jellyfish so I tried to add that to her hair
No. 1368172
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She’s an iPhone 8 I refuse to update to keep it running until it physically explodes kek
No. 1368192
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>>1367888This made me feel awful ngl. I'm sorry for dropping you so often, Mi-chan.
No. 1368194
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>>1367888Dang you nonas are talented!
No. 1368195
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No. 1368209
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Who here /boiling/? Perhaps tea, perhaps hot chocolate, plain old hot water, juice if you're getting a little crazy. Add some honey? Maybe agave, maple syrup, homemade fruit syrup(orange and raspberry are two of the best), some sugar cubes or not at all? In a nice printed thermos, a funky little mug. A splendid cup… glass or ceramic? Fine bone china? Clear crystal? Don't even think of saying plastic…
No. 1368225
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>>1367888too lazy to draw shoes
No. 1368305
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Weekend gang rise up
No. 1368343
>>1368305I am h
>>1368340Jfc this thing
No. 1368383
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Borzoi brings fish for the weekenders.
No. 1368387
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>>1367888Samefag, I ended up drawing her after all. She's one special girl, a bit slow but she's alive and that's all that matters.
No. 1368427
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Careful scrolling anons
No. 1368503
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>>1367888this was a fun morning activity thanks
No. 1368654
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why is the bunker dead GET UR ASSES IN HERE
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>>1368654June update!
Sorry we missed the thread last week!
She is learning from the best mentor around and is zooming and playing (and sleeping) like a pro.
Her litter box is black, so sometimes she will use other black boxes/ trays by accident. (Like trays for plants and such. Its not a big deal, but its funny.
Also June bites all the male hands to play, but is always so gentle with me. Love 2 see it.
Hope everyone is well!
No. 1368701
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I just realized why I had some deja vu when I met my now former coworker a year ago. She looks like Tess Holiday if she were thin, had a horrible chain smoker voice and didn't have a chin. I feel so stupid for not realizing it earlier because they look so much like each other it's uncanny.
No. 1368738
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>>1368704tryin to make this myself rn cus im experienced with costuming. wishing i had a gf that would be mothman and make my bathag costume a cryptid couples costume….
No. 1368743
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good sunday timezone, all my nonnas ♥
No. 1368832
>>1368741ilu
nonny you will find your lady too
>>1368767i first saw the costume on cgl a few years ago and saved an image from google, I've seen a few nonnies post it before and you all are my kin
No. 1368909
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>>1368704I kind of want to get a witch hat and be a modern witch, you know, those knit witch hats that are always getting sold around this date.
But I don't know if I should get it or buy something else.
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Can any anons hype me up to go running? I need to run but it's chilly out and I'm feeling lazy but I know once I start running I'll warm up but I feel very lazy. Thank you
No. 1369047
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i think about picrel a lot and hope to god it was really her
No. 1369063
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>>1369044>>1369017>>1368986>>1368957Thanks cute anons! I went and ran. Was pretty good!
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>>1369096from december 2020, it's here
>>>/ot/689876 No. 1369714
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hehe still unlocked. making up for your last mistake i see
No. 1369729
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THE WEEKEND STILL LIVES IF ONLY FOR A MOMENT MORE
No. 1375169
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thank you based mods. THE LOONY BIN IS OPEN FOR FUCKERY ONCE MORE
No. 1375174
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YESS GET IN HERE MY FELLOW BUNKER DWELLERS
No. 1375177
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yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo
No. 1375181
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hi in gonna go back to sleep honk shoo honk shoo mimimimimimimi
No. 1375204
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How old are nonnas using this thread? Please confess
I'm 30
No. 1375207
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Weekend at 5am on LOLCOR… bout to get some tea and play video games in bed
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>>137520424, but with the decomposing body of king philip before he died
No. 1375215
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should i order borger king or KFC or Wcdonalds
>>137520420
No. 1375229
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>>135202427
>>1375215KFC. Because their creamy mash is my comfort food.
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I wish I wasn't so retarded and would get faster at learning coding. I have so many ideas I wanna realize.
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June and Cash are saying WELCOME TO THE WEEKEND NONNAS!
June is a long string bean these days. She loves sleeping upstairs in a pile of blankets, and is getting more graceful. These two are best friends.
All the love! Enjoy your weekend!
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Nonnies there's a goth night at a local pub near the end of this month. Should I go and enjoy both some darkwave and passive company of those around me, perhaps going outside to smoke and socialize–or should I stay home and be an asocial retard on the internet?
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>>1375295Go have fun. We'll still be here when you return.
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using every ounce of self control to not turn back and pick up a big branch of lichen i saw while sending mail
No. 1375506
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>>1367888I missed it last weekend because I was busy, here's mine
No. 1375540
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>>1367888I also missed this last weekend and wanted to contribute! Sometimes I feel like she's not all there…
>>137520427 No. 1375554
>>1375542The whole kpop thing being banned is truly the only reason stopping me
nonnieBut, to answer yet keep it vague, the majority of my reasons relate to pizza, if you know what I mean
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thoughts?
No. 1375740
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>>1375732Based solidarity
No. 1375862
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dance
No. 1375866
>>1375604God I feel this. I slept in dostr today and I didn't mean to. I hope you feel better soon
Nonnie.
No. 1375935
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Omfg I love rice crispies cereal so much
No. 1375949
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hey nonny, whats up!
i stayed up all night playing OW2 ranked but i can't seem to be able to sleep.
No. 1375998
>>1375992hi
nonny! discovering /ot/ is like a milestone for farmers i swear, or thats how it felt like for me anyway. i love the community here too, hope you don't get too much grief from fellow anons
No. 1376012
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>>1375992WE areNT nice in fact I am virtually pooping on this post
No. 1376015
>>1376014my scrote friends are libs and either begrudgingly tolerate or don't know (the mtf) how much i enjoy reading about cows.
i also personally know a 4chan refugee who browses the board casually (for like one cow)
last friend (the one i keep posting about kek) knows of the site only because i was autistically filling her in on the kiwifarms drama so i pray she never visits kek. i may be annnoying but am taking care to keep that annoying presence on the site limited to me!
No. 1376040
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Hey ladies lets get littyyyy drinks on me
No. 1376043
>>1376039its okay anon. i posted there ages ago but i think most people itt have come to accept that most of the convos you have with people there fizzle out super quick or they just straight up ghost you. i hope you feel better and hopefully can have a meaningful convo or two when you're feeling more up to it.
im also sorry to the various people i ended up ghosting from there, even if the quality of conversation wasn't always great cause im boring asf
No. 1376045
>>1376042Yeah, I'm not sure, I clearly have some cognitive dissonance going on. I was actually browsing
terf sites years before i befriended them, so I can't quite tell you why!
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hi nonnie im having tea right now i think im going to get stoned off my ass and watch a movie soon
i dont know what to watch though…
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>>1376096>>1376097me toasty too, about to smoke some more throw on my noise cancelling headphones and vibe
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>>1376104ive just been terminally online since 1997 so my humor is shit
No. 1376112
>>1376104i thought we were all larpers according to
>>1361087. what do you consider a good sense of humor?
No. 1376125
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UK nonnies how the fuck do you drink this shit it tastes like root beer flavored dentist fluoride
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>>1376105Hell Yeah
nonny noise cancelling headphones are the pinnacle of human engineering – are you listening to music?
>>1376097early cgi stuff freaks me out for some reason
i think if i saw the toy story dog right now i would shit my pants
No. 1376147
>>1376104Weird take,
nonnie. I'm glad there's a place online that can still make me laugh since everywhere else is just filled with children.
No. 1376174
>>1376154>We went out and she proclaimed to her friends we are on a date and tried to kiss meGIWTWM
>then i totally blew it by getting a flashback to being beaten because of suspected homoness.Iktf
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>>1376125What this? I woke up to the raining scottish sunday morning and met with irnbru slander on lolcor.farm. we'll not take this assault on our national treasure lightly.
I'm not a fan of them myself tbh. I think it was created by a pharmacist, so you may have a point there kek.
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I'm gonna chill and post here, and play video games at the same time. Love you anons!
No. 1376250
>>1376174what does GIWTWM mean?
i was tripping after this, went out for air, then they told me to leave. we went out once more with another friend of hers while they were trying to get me to apologize. i was still tripping balls about this and had no idea what just happened. i was blocking out voices and shit, while she was yelling at me for being pathetic and ruining her party. i said something shitty. felt bad to be objectified but still that was not the part freaking me out but the fucking crowd. i remember she was more mad at me having lied, and called me a pathetic virgin who needs therapy before roping self
No. 1376258
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>>1376129you know what i mean, the internet used to be for adults until big corporations started seeing profit into catering every single website to minors. I miss when there was a time in your life where you graduated from Club Penguin, to Habbo to then the big boy internet. Now even if you use twitter and take all the precautions, you still know there is a 98% chance some minor is looking at your yaoi drawings, and if they decide to complain it's your fault.
No. 1376263
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>>1376240What are you playing?
I'm currently playing sims for the first time after the werewolf patch. I'm actually pleasantly surprised by how fleshed out werewolves are.
No. 1376268
>>1376258let me translate this
>is insecure about genuine feelings, afraid of people so tries to sound edgy>only example of jokes throughout life has been her father, all others avoided her>has an eating disorder>wear something now commonly associated with promiscuityhm yes seems similar
No. 1376272
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>>1376266Pirating is the only way (unless you have 800$ to throw away), since most of the content that fleshes out the game is not in the basegame sadly.
And mods as well… I'm sitting at 40gbs of mods right now, but I think the majority of it is build and buy that I never use so I should clean it up.
>>1376269How is the fifth smt? I only played nocturne, and it remains one of my favourite games ever but I have to admit I haven't played anything SMT related past the ps2 era kek
>How the sims nowadays?For me sims is a game I come back to every couple of months, get my fix, get bored and move on. For a life sim, sims 4 is really lacking in depth and randomness so after a while everything becomes predictable and uninteresting. Sim creation and building is the best in the 4th game though.
No. 1376275
>>1376272The level scaling is a bit annoying and the nahobino's design looks stupid imo but that aside it's fine. I wish the story was a bit more developed, like SMT4, with more NPCs explaining stuff and a bit more cutscenes besides the ones that indicate you're about to have a boss fight. But that's my personal preference. I'll need to continue Nocturne someday, I stopped playing it after the first Thor boss fight because I was interested in other games more.
>Sim creation and building is the best in the 4th game though.Maybe I should give it a try. I got it for free once and never touched it because my laptop is weak.
No. 1376288
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>when you trigger a scrote janny elsewhere so they give a short ban that can't be appealed even though you did nothing wrong
They do it for free
No. 1376301
>>1376295Build mode is the strongest part of TS4 imo. Just pirate it so you get more stuff for it
Should I update my TS4 or download TS2 again, hmm…
No. 1376318
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>>1376302You can make sims look any way you like, including pretty. The customization options are pretty great with custom sliders and face/body presets. Browse through the sims 4 tumblr tag and I'm sure you'll find something you like in the sea of zoomer genderspecial sims kek. With gshade/reshade you can also apply filters to your game and make it look different as well. Part of the sims experience is modifying your game in a lot of ways and I can see why that would be annoying and tiresome though.
It's a life sim, if that doesn't appeal to you then it makes sense if it's not interesting.
I never played animal crossing so I don't know what the exact differences are sorry
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>>1376292what a weird book lmao. i was told about the screws and bolts… i remember my first crush was a girl and i asked my mom if i could marry her because she was so pretty. she then looked horrified and told me that is impossible, girls can't marry girls, and that i don't know what i'm talking about because i am a child. then i repressed it and thought of myself as a monster. i made out with women at parties and fantasized about them but that was about it. i was bi so it was difficult to find out. i thought i could be myself if i went out with her but i still lied (that i have been with women and came out already) and that ruined it. she would not have wanted to date me anyway because i was way in the closet and she was more educated. i came out since and they said i am just confused. crowds ruin shit i swear.
No. 1376373
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Writing is hard nonnas, specially when trying to be funny. How do i know if my jokes are cringy and i am just not made for the funny business? for references of my humor, i have been laughing at pic related for a minute
No. 1376443
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Long nails, pros:
>can scratch somebody pretty badly in defense (unless you have glued on fake nails, they'll break)
>can style them
Cons:
>using a keyboard is more annoying
>same with various tools
>masturbating with fingers becomes more uncomfortable and unhygienic
What's your opinion?
No. 1376490
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I've just weighed myself. It's official. I'm coming out as fattie.
No. 1376505
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>>1376502
No. 1376506
>>1376500I feel you nona, my last pms bloat was so incredibly bad.
Every fart made my stomach hurt like I have diarrhea.I was so miserable kek
>>1376432Yes you can be both and I think it adds quite a bit of fun and potentially mischief to the gameplay.
No. 1376534
>>1376443I was always in the top 3 of efficiency when I worked my data entry job with nails like that. the almond shape is very different than square for maneuvering around keys. If the keyboard is one of the shitty flat ones then yes you'll have trouble but the normal raised keys, or even better mechanical, didnt cause any issues. and tbh the average person is ass at typing so if youve ever even played pc games youre already faster than them even with long nails and one hand
as for masturbating, always hated direct contact with fingers or insertion anyway
No. 1376536
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Would anyone like a thread for draw memes* like
>>1367888 ? It was really fun, I usually have a hard time drawing but that was an inspiring silly little thing. Idk what would be a good board, /ot/ or /m/?
*they were called memes in 2010s DeviantArt, idk what they are called these days
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>>137520431 get FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED
No. 1376548
>>1376443I love having long nails! I usually wear mine longer than the pic though. The other anon was correct about some shapes being easier to type with, but personally I've been wearing them long enough that I can type with any shape.
I'm actually worse at typing on phones though kek. I can't talk about how difficult it is to use certain "tools" without knowing what they are, but I find most aspects of my life are fine with long nails.
>(unless you have glued on fake nails, they'll break)If you apply press-ons properly and they're not thin, they can be good for a nice scratch
No. 1376565
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>>1375285I always love June updates! They look like total besties!
No. 1376601
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>>1376590Do it
and let me have some No. 1376603
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>>1376301I downloaded TS2 again, opened it up, and there was my ex's old sims greeting me… they are all named like Fagface or something stupid like that but they still made me sad
No. 1376621
File: 1665943177000.jpg (44.89 KB, 682x1023, averageguy.jpg)
>statically, he thinks he's better than 99% of the female population
No. 1376623
>>1376590i did my first meal prep in my life today! i made 6 burritos. i had one already for lunch and they turned out great. i will have burritos everyday for dinner or lunch this week wohooo you should do it go
nonny go!!!
No. 1376640
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weeks ago i made a post in one of these treads. cause it was my bday but i was unemployed and sad. i didnt reply to anyone cause i was still very upset.
well tomorrow its my first day in my super cool new job and im so happy!!!
No. 1376642
File: 1665944539719.gif (2.38 MB, 268x390, <3.gif)
Hi, first time posting in this thread just wanted to say that I'm skipping my lecture tomorrow because I don't want to see a friend who I had a fight with, will chill in a park with my laptop instead and pretend it doesn't bother me
No. 1376657
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I'm about to make feta pasta with sesame oil because I don't have any olive oil (and I don't particularly like olive oil either). I think it will be ok because I'm only using enough oil to coat the tomatoes.
No. 1376705
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Artfag here. I've been wanting to draw all day today, but I have major art block. Everything is coming out like shit. Anyways, pardon me while I scream. (Pic unrelated)
No. 1376721
>>1376670I thought people were lying when they said you’re basically not human until you’re over 31 but it’s all true.
OT but: How do people fuck 24 year olds their whole life? the thought turns my stomach. Everyone in the early/mid-20s is a cute little baby to me! And some people go even younger?? A person my age who says an 18/19 year old is hot seems like a craven lunatic and a danger to children, I just cannot put myself in the mindset — you can see how young and stupid they are immediately!
No. 1376723
>>1376705Draw a simple shape that’s fun like a Halloween pumpkin. Do a little curly-q vine by the stem if you’re feeling fancy
Gets the arty juices flowing
No. 1376738
>>1376666Same, I made an olive oil cake once and it's been hard for me to stomach olive oil since.
Anyway the pasta came out good. It's very overhyped though, of course.
No. 1376742
File: 1665950537958.jpg (338.39 KB, 700x380, Garbage-Pail-Kids4.jpg)
I want to watch the Garbage Pail Kids movie again
No. 1376775
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You guys convinced me.
No. 1376782
>>1376778It's the full game including all DLCs.
>>1376779It doesn't have all the DLCs, no? Plus I don't want to have to use EA's shitty Origin software.
No. 1376823
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>>1376670zoomers think they're beginning to look like grannies right after they turn 18. the corpo needed someone to shill the 3000 daily skincare products to. i'm 4 months shy of 26 and people still regularly think i'm in highschool. trust me teeners, scrotes aren't going to mass murder us when we dare to become older than 21. hollyweird is full or child predators, that is why we are lead to think that we are too old unless we look like a CGI rendition of a 10 year old. in the real world people are considered young until 40.
No. 1376829
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>>1376779Base game being free means literally nothing kek
>>1376775I hope you have fun
nonnie No. 1376839
>>1376775I think this repack has a method that lets you use the online gallery like normal too. Have fun
nonnie!
No. 1376847
>>1376842it fucks up the collagen so the skin doesn't stick to the muscles as much?
>>1376830ah yes, loooks, that's why they like the "looks" of small town, uneducated and virgin.
No. 1376848
>>1376842it's not that you're fatter, it's that the collagen in your skin breaks down faster and that results in a saggy appearance which makes jowls and double chins looks worse wether you are skinny or fat
from what I understand anyway
No. 1376855
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me picking new friends after realizing how shitty most of my friends were, for going bpd shutout rage over the stupidest shit or no effort autismo no contact right before 2 years of lockdowns. well, i should have prepared better, i knew it was partying that kept us together after all & it didn't help that 2 guys there had a thing for me they were apparently still salty over.
No. 1376864
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>>1376856I haven't played her yet because I just made her before going to bed, but I imagine it wouldn't look too horrible ingame since you're never that zoomed in. Pose wise it seemed fine though!
No. 1376911
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>>1376304>what do you even do in AC after you are done with your town?talk to the villagers duh
No. 1376926
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i wonder what it would be like if nothing held me back. i met some very inspiring women lately. they have achieved so much yet they are not that much older than i am. got their doctorate level diploma, doing multiple extreme sports in their free time, even achieving excellence in one of those sports. they are bubbly and make friends easily. they are smart and healthy. meanwhile i am struggling to drink enough water and remember my readings at a much lower level education. legit feeling like i am so depressing that them being seen with me would be the same as getting a stain on their shirt. i should work harder again so i don't have time to think about these comparisons. for a while i am inspired, and then when i am in a slump, i feel like a failure. right now i can't afford the gym we met at anymore. i shall grind until i am safe and stable enough to pursue a passion. when women let their passions lead them, they are capable of so much. even if i am not as academically gifted, i am better at other things. picrel is a type of woman who is not afraid to pursue her passions. what women from your life are inspiring to you nonnies?
No. 1376948
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>>1376941rep them reds. i am holding off on such a hairstyle because twitter munchies think it's hateful for white people to wear them. like okay Sock, i can name more USA laws regarding locs and other natural black hairstyles, but you do you, parroting what the next trend wants to pit us against each other with. i would never claim i have invented locs or some larp about vikings which was a common misconception. it is a nice hairstyle that allows much creativity and looks great with all it's volume. i know my hair type could not naturally be this way, but it's still doable to make it look like locs.
No. 1376953
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>>1376945we're all gonna make it nona
No. 1377041
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gn and see you next weekend lolcow-ers ♥
No. 1377043
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>>1377041gewd nite don't let the bed bugs bite
>>1377042lmao
No. 1377048
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>>1376948It’s not hateful but 98% of white people dreads look terrible. You have to have coiled hair for dreadlocks to work. Most white people don’t. Without coiled hair, you really have to force the hair into these clotted mats that just look awful. Plus, it’s with non-coiled hair this is much harder to do while keeping the hair clean, so dreads on white people are more often super gross and filthy.
No. 1377054
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what are your favorite cats nonnas? i love munchkins
No. 1377060
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>>1377054Somali cats. So unreal and gorgeous.
I really think all cats are good though. I only don't like ones like Persians, they suffer because of how they are bred.
No. 1377067
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>>1376948>>1376998I feel like white people can look good in dreadlocks if they have a personality which matches them. I had a teacher in elementary with dreadlocks and she was actually fearless and badass. She had a farm and would tell us stories of her fighting off wolves and coyotes to protect her sheep and chickens. She also could knit and had wool threaded into her hair which she made herself from her sheep. She looked sort of like picrel minus the feathers
No. 1377068
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Last post of this weekend claimed for dark triad stacies
No. 1377069
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>>1377054The forest cat breeds! So beautiful and majestic. I have a Siberian myself and she has such a great personality and bunny-soft fluffy coat
No. 1377080
>>1377067IMO any hairstyle would fit a person as long as their hair are good and they've got a suitable faceshape, colors help too. i met a lot of people, even asians who pulled off dreadlocks. at the end of the day, to me its nothing but a hairstyle. people can do w/e they want with their hair as long as they don't try bothering me with them
>>1377068beautiful
No. 1377162
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nonnie nonnie is a book
No. 1377203
>>1376640Congrats, anon!
>>1376704ntayrt but like vidrel
>>1376642Welcome. ♥
No. 1377256
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have a great week nonnas ♥
No. 1382226
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Hiya, Barbie
Hi, Ken
You want to go for a ride?
Sure, Ken
Jump in
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky
You can touch
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours" (ooh, oh)
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours"
You can touch
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours"
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh)
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Oh, I'm having so much fun
Well, Barbie, we are just getting started
Oh, I love you, Ken
No. 1382248
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Happy weekend nonas, today I'm going to eat pizza and watch chess videos, then go walking with my cat.
No. 1382257
File: 1666388429123.webm (1.28 MB, 720x900, 1647748340557.webm)
I just finished my last commission and now have enough saved money to focus on making my game and learning Blender!
No. 1382297
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>>1382285>this webm makes me so happy for some reason.i am glad i am not the only one, i want a GPU costume for halloween
>i gotta start learning blender too but not for anything cool like making a gameI started learning blender because i wanted to make my husbando's hair and clothes for the sims kek, then i started to enjoy playing with the program. I still prefeer pixel art/2D but i like the idea of 3D backgrounds and 2D sprites.
No. 1382363
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>>1382297lel that's a funny coincidence then, I picked up blender to make fashion poses for my waifu in the sims, but also to try grease pencil. blender is really hard for me to learn compared to programs like sculptris, but I will have to just keep trying to stuff tutorials into my tiny brain
No. 1382397
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listening to cee lo green's fuck you cus that level of male cope warms the cockles of my heart
No. 1382401
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what are my nonis doing this weekend? i invited my friends over to watch the society movie
>>1382363me being so cheap forces me to stick with blender kek. I refuse to pay for programs honestly, i am glad that we live in the age where every big program has its free open source competitor.
No. 1382422
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Who navel-gazing tonight??? I am so interesting
No. 1382425
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CAN ANYONE HELP me find new workout headphones that wrap around the ears? Please!
No. 1382453
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Welcome back weekend nonnys! Gonna take tomorrow off work to have some sashimi and watch a comedy show
No. 1382464
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It's the freaking weekend, nonas.
No. 1382477
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>>1382401Bought a couple of these. I'm going to drink them tomorrow night and catch up on The Patient. I want to try the espresso martini one but the drugstore only carries this.
No. 1382482
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oh shit its already the weekend time to get funky
No. 1382486
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June says prrrrrr she held in a good snuggle
No. 1382493
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>>1382482I love her!!!!!!!!! What an icon for her age and doesn’t try to look younger.
No. 1382514
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I am going to try dopamine detox this weekend, nonnas. I was watching a youtuber i like talk about the new Dahmer Netflix show and he explained that the show was made for people who listen to it while on the phone, it made me genuinely worried about it because i do the same sometimes.
No. 1382523
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>>1382490Imbibe has some alcohol free drink recipes. Looks like most are coffee or tea based though
https://imbibemagazine.com/category/recipes/alcohol-free-recipes/ No. 1382536
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>vent
>social life
a smaller imageboard i browse was streaming movies. it was super fun and i was a bit depressed in the aftermath, because it's the most fun i've had with people in a long while.
wish i had irl friends to go see films with (even though me having tinnitus makes that an impossibility. listen to your shit at safe volumes etc. etc.)
No. 1382598
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>>1382536excuse me? you're canoodling with other imageboard movie streams? are you saying she's better than us?
No. 1382604
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>>1382536>attending movie nights on other imageboardsThis level of betrayal cannot be forgiven.
No. 1382627
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i cant believe i have been living in this world without a waterfountain, once i get paid i am getting one for my room
No. 1382827
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>>1382401>what are my nonis doing this weekend?Going to the gym later today and then tomorrow I am going on a date. I hope you had fun with your friends, anon. ♥
No. 1383151
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Sorry for being kinda silent on the farms this weekend, ladies. I'm busy living out my natural life with my husbando in the sims 4 then playing thorough 3 generations of our descendants to see if any of them look like our reincarnations.
No. 1383300
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Should I impulse-buy both limited figma and nendroid of my artists character? I love this exact character the most, she is so beautiful, but they won't manufacture it anymore. Maybe I will cheapen out on gifts for Christmas this year.
No. 1383302
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>>1383298I was at work today and had to help my mom buy some shoos
No. 1383375
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Why did no one ever tell me about peach yonic Hello kitty??? And why is there so little merch of her, she's practically a kitty clone
No. 1383377
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>>1382482Not related but I love really tall platform shoes like these.
No. 1383385
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>>1383317Today I was just driving through the rich area of my town and thinking I should maybe hang around and start going to church there to bag myself a decent man lmao. We can make it
nonny if we only try
No. 1383405
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>>1383300Do it!!
I got an email about being chosen from the waitlist for this fig and my dumbass waited too long to reply back since I was debating the price point (granted they had a reasonable payment plan but I’m unemployed so spending more money was a worry of mine).
No. 1383501
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I got a Helix and second set of lone piercings today and I love them, they’re so cute. I love the multiple piercing look with dainty gold jewelry, I think it’s a nice accent without being too overwhelming. Excited to get more in the future
No. 1383524
>>1383501Sounds cute! I want to get more ear piercings now!
>>1383503Just keep everything clean. A piercer told me if I could, put a fresh tee-shirt every night over my pillow when sleeping.
No. 1383584
>>1383563mooched off someones csp for years, loved it! (would not buy it)
if you poke around reddit or discord you could probably find someone to give you an activation code
No. 1383675
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In spirit of Halloween… Do you guys have any favorite horror games? I really liked the game detention when I saw it (watched a playthrough cause I'm a coward, kek).
No. 1383701
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>>1382827>Going to the gym later todayI ended up not going because I fuckin' slept the entire time fuck.
>>1383302Webkinz are so comfy.
>>1383385Be careful
nonnie, some of those "holy" men end up having some kind of fucked up fetish, or they're
abusive behind closed doors.
>>1383405>>1383505It is gorgeous.
>>1383675>Do you guys have any favorite horror games?Probably The Witch's House! I need to check out Detention.
No. 1383704
>>1383675Silent Hill 3 is my all time favourite, because it was just so relatable at the time and still is. I too would battle monsters, go to the other world, abort god and fight them. I wouldn't let some supernatural shit impregnate me without any consequences! Also Heather is just a very relatable teenager in general.
Devotion was really interesting, I think it's from the same makers as Detention?
Or Home Sweet Home, I have to say episode 2 was a bit of a letdown, but it made me go down a rabbithole and look into Thai myths and folfklore more.
Pathologic (2) tickles my brain in a way that many other games don't, because it's so absurdist in the philosophical sense. The Void is from the same studio and has also interesting themes.
No. 1384112
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lmao this thread is a flop
No. 1384141
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I wish fandoms we're normal levels of weird again!!!!!!!!!! I never knew how good pre-2010 fandom life was until they were gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. 1384147
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>>1383400wtf are cultural events? like Christmas?
No. 1384525
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took the weekend thread for granted… and now the weekend is gone…
No. 1384528
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>>1384525nonnie we still have 21 mins if youre EST. i love you. goodbye
No. 1384534
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>>1384531I wouldn't turn down a skeleton meetup next week
No. 1384539
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have a nice week let's get this bread
No. 1391368
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No. 1391504
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>>1391492yea, kitty thanks you with mutual grooming. their behaviors are so cute i love cats so much
No. 1391530
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Happy halloween nonas!!! Any halloween movies you recommend?
No. 1391537
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Welcome back weekend nonnies
No. 1391555
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>>1391541Me too, nonna, I wanted to be silly with my best friend but I couldn't go out, I still had fun with my family but I like wearing badly applied makeup and silly hats.
No. 1391665
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Why tf was this thrad so late to open HUH JANNY???
No. 1391681
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name a cuter word than ''milk'' i will wait
No. 1391731
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I'm so sad that I didn't get an invite to a party and I was too dumb to ask anyone for it. I'm so afraid that I'll be alone forever but at least I have you nonnies
No. 1391859
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Good morning, nonnies. Today I will figure out wtf is going on.
No. 1392217
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I fucking love pineapple. I love eating pineapple. I didn't know this stupid spiky little freak existed until too late in life. You mean to tell me this shit has been out here the whole time?? So good…
No. 1392270
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I'm already regretting my Halloween costume. I'm gonna go as Karen from mean girls, and I wouldn't mind looking like a slut for a day if it wasn't for the fact no one will get the costume, and will think I'm actually that retarded and tacky and won't even get the joke. FML
No. 1392381
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reaction image roulette WOOOO
No. 1392387
>>1392270seconding
>>1392278 Just say "I'm a mouse duh" then everyone who doesn't live under a rock will immediately get it
No. 1392427
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>>1392425accurate, but I'm kinda scared off from secret blends since the last Chubbyemu video, it can't be too secret
No. 1392645
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i finally finished seinfeld the other day
someone give me another sitcom to watch (britanons, is peepshow any good?) maybe ill start its always sunny over again
No. 1392651
>>1392645Aw
nonny, i am gonna finish Seinfeld soon too! Excited.
I heard Curb Your Enthusiasm is good, because it's also written by the Seinfeld creators.
Do you need specifically something exactly like Always Sunny and Seinfeld? I saw a lot of sitcoms but nothing beats Seinfeld and Sunny yet.
No. 1392811
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jesus christ the simpsons did a death note parody
No. 1392866
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>>1392811I'm sorry I didn't believe you at first…
No. 1392883
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>>1392866ntayrt
but also, it's their second time, first time in the show format but they had already made a death note parody in one of the comics
No. 1392943
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>>1391863Reporting back to say:
I still don't know. Maybe next time.
No. 1392986
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ugh i just had a kitkat from the halloween candy stash and its so bad. was it always trash or did my taste buds change?
No. 1406367
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its caturday
No. 1406451
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>>1352024Do you cows really manage to meet up irl? What are irl bovines like?
No. 1406460
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HI IM SOOOOO HUNGRY
No. 1406462
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>>1406443I will be hanging out with me friend to comic con! Wanted to leave a post though cuz I love my farmers
No. 1406502
>>1406490Going clubbing is it's whole thing, a subculture (and IMO only worth it if you are going to good clubs in major cities with major club scenes, are young, and doing good drugs), and the bouncers only letting conventionally attractive women in is a part of the "scene" so I really don't know what these bitches are on about. Is it dehumanizing and misogynist that they screen women based on looks? Sure it is but that's what clubs are about because that's the business they are in as
>>1406476 says
No. 1406545
>>1406459Aww no ur awesome! Hehe thank u nonna. Cookies are in the oven and it smells soooo good in the house. They’re my own special recipe that combines the concept of a snickerdoodle with a ginger snap, crispy outside with a lovely soft middle, and they are so good especially dunked in spice tea or coffee. Watching the Werewolf ep of MST3K because it’s one of the best!
>>1406486Have a lovely nap, and nice dreams!
>>1406462Enjoy comic con, nonette! Hopefully you don’t see any ugly troons in cosplay kek
No. 1406660
>>1406470Honestly not letting them in is really fucking retarded on the club's part because attractive women (no matter their size) will still pull men into the club.
Clubs need women to make money, hence we often get in for free/discounted rates. Bouncer was on an ego trip but to say it is "traumatizing" is really fucking embarassing.
No. 1406755
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Gosh I can't believe there's people out there having to live in small towns, it's so dystopian I don't know.
Like my cousin is retarded, 13 years old to 14 soon and is in a weird relationship with some 17 years old moid.
They get in these dumbass nothing burger dramas like, he had the balls to tell her
>don't trust anyone
>don't tell anyone about your life
>a friend of yours told me about the issue we have
She got grounded by her mom who took her phone away and told the moid to fuck off because he's fucking weird for wanting to be with my cousin who clearly still looks like a child because she kind of still fucking is one.
He got all butt hurt and was lecturing my cousin, I honestly don't talk to her but I got so annoyed that I gaslighted him like
>what's the issue? Did someone told you something bad? Did you get in trouble -you little bitch?-? Because I did -you fucking asshole- and everything is fine, so don't worry about anything-faggot-.
I don't know what he told her later, she deleted the conversation after all, who knows what they were talking about when I fell asleep (it was 3 am) and I told her to not let him get the upper hand because moids have to understand that they're worthless and useless, and that she's unique and perfect, so he better value her fucking time and not bring his dumbass baseless drama up.
Then these Y chromolets have the gall to tell us that we're dramatic when they're literally creating drama out of literally nothing, like bitch, shut the fuck up and scratch your balls with a rusty knife.
And again, this probably would've happened in a big city like where I live, but fuck, he was hiding his real intentions (he surely wants to hide the relationship because he's either yet another fuckboy, a closeted gay moid or embarrassed because he likes someone else and has nothing else to do in this tiny ass boring town) by saying that it's because all information runs around the town faster than the wind during a rainy day.
And I told her so, I told her like "okay, but why is he not okay with people knowing that you two are together?" Like, is he doing something wrong? Does he knows he's being a fucking creep because he's going to be 18 years old soon? Or because he's not even going to school anymore because he graduated this year?
In resume: fuck small towns, fuck moids, fuck not being able to talk with my mom at the hairdresser's, because everyone knows each other, and you can't gossip with your mom because then my cousin's mom will know what's going on and will get me and her in trouble for talking with a retarded moid, since my cousin is frothing at the mouth like a rabid dog for the moid.
Like she pestered me to hell and back to let her talk to him, like fuck off child, go do your homework or some shit, learn some English instead of talking to a dumbass ugly ass nasty moid.
No. 1406764
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I screamed.
No. 1406772
>>1406490It can be fun with friends (especially if there's decent music) but I always end up enjoying going for drinks beforehand more than actually being in the club. The last few times I went clubbing I ended up talking to
(really yelling at) people by the bar for most of the night instead of dancing lol.
No. 1406785
>>1406764samefag
>As more men and women publicly share their stories of how they “de-transitioned,” or reversed their gender transitions, one man is talking about how his experience led him to Christ.
>British singer and viral social media influencer Oli London credits the Bible for the new life he is living and for being able to “accept” himself for the way God made him.
>“This actually kind of saved my life. It’s brought me back to who I am as a person, finding God,” London told CNA Thursday.
>As for his future? London said he plans to use his platform to help people with no faith, particularly teens and children who struggle with gender dysphoria, to accept themselves for the way “they were intended by God.”
>“Kids from the age of 12 are being pushed onto puberty blockers and hormone replacement therapy. I don’t believe that’s right. Kids need to be children,” he said.oh.interesting. actually a nice interview, even though he turned into a religious nut now.
No. 1406793
>>1406785Why is it that people are always doing this shit? It happens to anyone that does retarded shit like getting dumbass tattoos all over their bodies, fucking people until they catch an ugly std, killing people, doing drugs and so on, then they're all like
>oh, you know what? Now that I'm considered ugly, or old, I found God lmaoThey stay batshit insane though, I kind of wish we could have some sort of thread of new Christians or the sorts.
No. 1406851
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>>1406755I know an extremely similar relationship that happened years ago from a small town in the middle of nowhere (never lived there only visited) and the ages are the same, too. From my experience they will still be together 6 years later
No. 1407349
My kitty is just a little bundle of energy, and he constantly wants to play, nonstop. He's about two years old now, very hyperactive. He gets the zoomies at around 10 pm, kinda varies, and sometimes I like to go with him because I get the zoomies too and just wanna pace through the house at night, helps my creative thinking. I love it when I play with him so much that he just gets all worn out. He's so cute when he's worn out, because I know he still wants to play but he's all tuckered out, and so he picks a comfy spot and curls up and sleeps for a while to recharge, then he's right back up and ready to play again. He loves to jump into my lap and make me hold him like a baby too. One time he wanted me to hold him while I was coding, and he's so little, I can support him with one hand and type with the other so I felt like a badass hackerman (was doing basic html lol).
What about your pets?
No. 1407417
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>>1406636I would do this too if i didn't have an exam and work, god wants me to SUFFER
No. 1407564
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Nonnies I got perfect score on 2 levels of my husbandos video game. 1st took me almost 4 hours over 3 days and 2nd was 15 minutes. I wrote a few paragraphs about his backstory and gave him a name others headcanon too based off his initials. Gonna spend tomorrow doing homework, getting bubble tea, and get back into playin and writin.
No. 1407954
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Pinterest is the best ""social media"" site!! there is no pinterest hate thread for a reason. Less that 2 percent of the user base is male, which is about what the world population should reflect if we are ever to reach utopia.
No. 1408027
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i've been on a little bit of an overall internet detox lately, but i'm back. good morning weekend farmers!
No. 1408166
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I want to draw but my cat is sitting on my notepad.
No. 1408173
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Consistently losing hope nonnies. I have no power left.
No. 1408481
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making my weekend lolcow post with my weekend poster nonas
No. 1408511
>>1408505Honestly, usually only a month before. If I see something that I think totally suits the person, and I think that item will disappear or I won't be able to get it if I don't buy it right away, I'll buy it sooner. Of course, nowadays, I mostly get all the gifts I buy on amazon, so I usually just order a month in advance.
That being said. I feel like amazon has had poorer and poorer quality? So maybe I'll go back to trying to find stuff IRL. IDK. Also, I'm quite good at baking so sometimes I'll bake something for family members really fancy instead of gifts (some of my family hates 'clutter'), so in that case, I buy the ingredients only a week before or so.
No. 1408808
Another weekend gone by…
>>1408481kek cute meme.
No. 1414028
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Playing vidya while wrapped up in my blanket this very cold weekend, nonnies. Stay safe and warm, wherever you are.
No. 1414056
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Wats up
No. 1414116
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>>1414112i like how you are ignoring the first sentence. Let her enjoy a young healthy man i truly do not see the problem, its not like she's a dating a 16yo.
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>>1414133then say that instead of infantilizing the grown ass moid and demonizing her for that. I am so fucking tired of women infantilizing 18-19 yo MEN, its the reason why so many of them get away scot-free when they commit heinous crimes, ''he's just a poor wabby little 19 yo baby who didnt know stabbing a woman 20 times was wrong, he has his whole life ahead, its just boys being boys!!'' fuck offff. Reminds me of the opening scene for better call saul where he's trying to defend his trio of 19yo moids by saying they were just joking around and having fun like all teens would and then they switch to a video of the guys raping a severed human head.
No. 1414154
>>1414148Samefag I’m
>>1414099 not OP. I apologize for my wording
No. 1414168
I'm NTA
>>1414161 but it's really weird to get infighting warning so early into a discussion, in a most casual thread on the board too. Let people fight for a bit, it is an interesting topic, why not dig into it a bit more?
No. 1414175
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im subscribed to quite a lot of youtube channels and at LEAST 25 have been sponsored by "established titles" the last 2 weeks. I know, i know, RAID and Audible have been shilled alot as well but this time it's just A LOT. It's not even spaced out, its just EVERYONE gets sponsored AT THE SAME TIME by established titles. What the fuck is up with that? Idk how sponsors work, but do they have so much money to fuck around with all of youtube? IVE HAD ENOUGH
No. 1414188
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i want to take a dump but there is a plumber in my house that's been here since 5 hours ago fixing the toilet. the poop is literally peeking out my ass am not even joking i need to have a shite NOW
No. 1414204
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hi weekenders i'm going to my boyfriends family cabin tonight and it should be fun, it's really snowy there right now and we're bringing our dog which is getting me most excited cause he loves the snow
No. 1414238
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I'm really tired and have a slight cold going on, so I'm going to spend this evening at home. Nonas do you have any suggestions for how to spend the time? Interested in knowing how you would do it.
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>tfw my show is done for the reason
No. 1414320
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just passed a man looking at me like this on my street going home what the actual hell, my brain even forgot about it once i came home but just remembered as i sat on my pc. he was legit just staring at me i could see him walking towards a few meters away, had his head tilted and eyes just dead at me and smiling with TEETH who does that. and we walked past each other and he didn't budge. i had my earbuds in but it seemed like he said something. maybe he's a neighbour i know, talked to? but none of them acted like that before. i just hope it was my mind playing tricks on me in the dark and he seemed way creepier in my head than what he normally would have. but still
No. 1414322
>>1414306Yes, but I thought it would be fun to hear farmer ideas.
>>1414308Never seen the first two, thanks!
No. 1414757
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>>1414238I rarely get the house to myself in the evenings, but when I do i like to practice my knitting, sew or play games, sometimes just relax watchinh tv with a cheese plate. If I’m really wildin’ out, I like to have a few drinks and play the Sims
No. 1415079
>>1415048That is awesome nonna I'm so happy for you!
Meanwhile here is me restarting the drawabox exercises today after a two year hiatus of not drawing. I hope I can say the same about my art in a year's time!
No. 1415161
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>>1415048Good job, anon.
>>1415079Don't give up.
No. 1415183
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Really wish we had the site updated by now…
No. 1415230
>>1415229Glad you're feeling better,
nonnie. Rest well.
No. 1415266
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Knowing that some celebrities may or may not post here kind of fucks me up. For all I know maybe I called Doja Cat a retard in another thread when replying to one of her posts months ago and the two of us don't even know.
No. 1415319
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>>1415078Joker isn't skilled enough to rape Batman. He's capable of setting off some good schemes that leave Batman unable to deal with everything at once but we're talking about penetrating Batman's anal fortress. The moment you pull those pants down you're on his turf, foreign ground.
You pull those pants down without putting your fingers in the exact specific way? Fast acting female hormone gas that lowers your testosterone, leaving you incapable of maintaining an erection for at least 24 hours.
You remember to wear a gas mask? His cheeks are held together with a trip wire that houses a specialized freezing pellet. When activated it fires with sperm-targetted precision and shoots down your urethra. Your balls are now iced over and your urethra is frozen shut.
Manage to actually get the tip inside of it after having your dick frozen? Batman's anus chomps down with the fury of Killer Croc on your cock head. Batman has implanted specialized Batgina Dentata into the inside of his rectum that clamp down upon the slightest hint of forced entry.
Somehow you arouse Batman's body enough to convince his subconscious activated Batgina Dentata to let you pass? A
trigger-activated pressurized sack of 7 month old diarrhea forces your cock out of his body the moment you hit his prostate.
Batman has been preparing for this moment his whole life. Killer Croc's gigantic reptillian shaft, Clayface's malleable shapeshifting cock, Harley Quinn's dreaded strap-on of doom. Better men than Joker have tried.
To rape The Batman you must have either kryptonian levels of strength to simply ignore the defenses of Batman's Fartress of Shittitude or have the months of planning and funding to one by one break down his rectal traps like Ra's Al Ghul or Bane.
And you may ask. "Why doesn't Joker simply take it up the ass with Batman's dick while he's unconscious?"
It's never about taking The Bat down your poop chute. For Joker it's about breaking Batman…..Buck Breaking him.
No. 1415508
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Does anyone feel like following cows has made them more empathetic? Years ago I was all about clowning on fucked up people but now I'm literally watching Gimpgirl's new video in the background and last night I caught up with Lucinda's thread and I'm genuinely upset that she might die. These people are completely fucked and I don't agree with most of the shit they say, yet now my feelings on them boils down to "haha they are so cute I love them". Maybe it's because I'm way older and more mature than when I first started browsing lolcow but idk
No. 1415546
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>>1415508are there a lot of yyc farmers? are you nonnies out there on the train with me and i don't know it?
No. 1415556
Why are the deliveroo guys so goddamn retarded? I order food for the first time in months because I'm tired, my legs hurt too much to walk and for a long time because of work and it's sunday so there's no public transport and I live in a shithole and the guy who gave me my food arrived late, spilled my drink on my food, told me he was right in front of my home but he was actually right in front one of the gates that lead to 10 different buildings including my own and I had to walk for 5min in the rain because of this because the retard didn't read the code of the gate which I fucking wrote on the app. Fuck this guy. And Burger King forgot to add the sauces I ordered with my food. I hate sundays so much.
>>1415523A lot of anons suspected Doja to post or at least lurk here way before she confirmed it on twitter, and I suspect that Azealia Banks post here and on LSA. I checked the Grimes/Elon Musk thread today because I'm interested in the whole twitter debacle going on now and it seems anons suspect Grimes to lurk here as well.
No. 1415563
>>1415546Actually I'm from yeg
nonnie, I just picked a random picture from my skyline folder lol. I think there are a lot of Albertan farmers though.
No. 1415772
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Happy Sunday, nonnies. What are you up to today? I'm going to try and take a walk, return texts/calls I've been avoiding, and maybe play Skyrim for cozy feelings.
No. 1415776
>>1415772Thank you for this cute pic!!
I hope you’re able to do everything you can today!!!
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>>1415772At work making a mental list about what I want to make for thanksgiving
No. 1417095
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janitors forgot to lock the thread again huehue
No. 1417622
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LOCK THE GATES.