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No. 1168569

ITT: post uneventful and mundane as fuck events in your life

Previous thread: >>>/ot/1098435

No. 1168574

>>1168569
I really really really like this image.

No. 1168582

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You coulda used the other pic nonna, the one with Elsie

No. 1168594

>>1168582
wasn't this pic used in another thread already?

No. 1168597

>>1168594
That thread was made too early, I think. So no, technically it hasn't been used. I think it's been deleted from the catalogue but I'm too lazy to check

No. 1168599

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i hope moomin dollhouse anon is doing great and working on her project! i'm cheering you on!

No. 1168664

By dog's ear got swollen and now she needs surgery. She's never had any kind of surgery and has never been away from her home from more than a few hours… still, I hope everything goes well and she'll be able to come back home and play as soon as possible. I'm a bit anxious.

No. 1168667

>>1168664
praying for your dog nona ! i hope she's alright

No. 1168697

I tried out embroidery for the first time last night on a whim. I've made like 200 french knots and 50 bullion stitches. It's so fun!

No. 1169304

>>1168664
I hope everything goes well and your dog gets to playing soon, nonny.
>>1168697
I’m glad you found something you enjoy, nonny. Did you know how to do them previously? I wanna try my hand at embroidery but I don’t know where to start

No. 1169577

>>1169304
Not embroidery, but I've done cross stitching before so I had materials around. There's so many tutorials for the basics out there, I do hope you try.

No. 1169827

A cheese quesadilla is just a grilled cheese sandwich, but Mexican

No. 1169828

>>1169827
Yes, and it’s delicious. I should have my own for breakfast tomorrow.

No. 1169829

>>1169827
And by that I mean both are the perfect drunk at home food(s)

No. 1170090

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>4chan circa 2011-2017
>NEETS all over /r9k/ bragging about how they eat yummy tendies, do no work and how wagecucks are stupid
>"I live on welfare and eat yummy tendies and don't have to work, u jelly"
>Average age of a 4channer increases from late teens, early twenties to late twenties
>suddenly at this age being a poor NEET is seen as a loser
>…
>"I make $120,000+ in my unspecified office job and eat tendies and only have to work 2 hours a day, u jelly.

Kinda mundane and obvious, but it finally clicked in my head that they're the same posters

No. 1170192

>>1170090
Yeah but the second part is them larping while crying in their wagecuck offices.

No. 1170281

Yesterday I went home by walking rather than take the bus because it was taking to long to arrive and the weather was nice, on my way I noticed the stadium I usually see on the other side, I felt like I was in Dark Souls when you see different perspectives of the world depending on where you are.

No. 1170646

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I went on a walk today! I moved here a year ago and have been nervous about going out alone so I am going to take walks around my neighborhood and get used to it, and today I did it! It was beautiful and sunny and only one creepy guy looked at me. My heels started bleeding from my shoes but I'll develop callouses there again!

No. 1170680

>>1170646
Sounds nice nonna, was the weather good too?

No. 1170721

>>1170680
yes but i was overdressed a bit, i need to buy some real workout clothes

No. 1170747

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breast milk anon here from prev thread
I wasn't able to get the OG milk or syringe back but I just pumped more and brought a new syringe. Buns are nice and full

No. 1170752

Saw myself in the bathroom mirror and realized that I can be an unhinged woman and live my best fucking life. I've never used make up, never shaved, never bothered to hide my acne scars. I wear ugly practical clothes. The only hygiene products I have are homemade deodorant, soap, and toothpaste. I don't care. I'm free.

No. 1170769

>>1170747
BABIES I'm happy!! Fuck whoever took the milk though

No. 1170771

>>1170752
awesome nonnaa

No. 1170778

>>1170752
ForestHagcore

No. 1170784

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>>1170778
Nothing wrong with that

No. 1170795

It feels like there's less people of moderate height around. Every day is tall tall tall and then the teeniest person imaginable.

No. 1171556

Very irritating fly with a buzz of a million decibels bothering me for the second day in a row.
The cat hasn't done anything about it yet. Do I really have to do everything here?

No. 1171681

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im almost done making the celebricow thread nonnies, it will be done in 10 mins.

No. 1171684

>>1170795
i wish i was 2 inches taller, im average for my country

No. 1171685

>>1171681
you are an angel nonna

No. 1171754

>>1171685
its done, it took more than 10 mins though kek

No. 1172345

I burnt my lip while eating pizza earlier. Not even good pizza. Cheapo frozen pizza. Life is pain.

No. 1172372

Started learning Korean just because I watch a lot of Korean pet channels on Youtube, let's see how long I keep it up.

No. 1172393

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Sitting on the balcony while it rains and listening to the wind chimes, I wish I could spend every day like this.

No. 1172431

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Sorry if this isn't the right thread or if this is just a useless blogpost, but I had the most random memory that I had completely forgot about resurface around a week ago. I haven't been able to stop thinking about it because it feels so surreal.

When I was in high school, I made the really stupid decision to stay overnight at an anime con in a room that was basically full of strangers. I think I somewhat knew the woman who was renting out the room, which is why I thought it would be safe but she ended up renting that room out to like 10 other people. There wasn't even room to sleep on the floor at night because of how crowded it was. I had to sit at a table since there was no room on the floor and I tried to sleep by putting my head down, but I just couldn't sleep because I was so uncomfortable.

In hindsight it was an absolutely idiotic decision, but I remember there was a guy who sat down to talk with me since he couldn't sleep either. We ended up talking for the rest of the night because there wasn't anything else to do. I don't remember much about him other than his first name, that he was in his 20s, and he worked at McDonalds or Walmart or something like that. He was pretty nice and I do remember I talked a bit about some body image issues I had and he was reassuring about it and cracked some jokes that made me realize (at least for a bit) that it was kind of all in my head. That memory is so surreal to me though. I almost wonder if I made it up. I mean it would have been the perfect situation for any moid (much less a moid who attends anime conventions) to have been a complete creep and there would have been nothing that I could have done about it, but he really just spoke to me like a person. Maybe if more men would have spoken to me like that when I was younger I wouldn't be so jaded today.

No. 1172433

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I am glad my mom got 2 presents today that she really liked, one from me and my dad and one from my fiance. We recently lost our grandma and it's the first mother's day she had to spent without her own mother. I can't imagine how she feels, even though I am tearing up myself with this thought. But since she's surrounded by us and got those 2 things that made her really happy, at least I think it makes it a bit easier. She also is being distract by some work stuff she had to do, which generally sucks, but it's good given the situation. I want the best for my mom, I wish I could give her the world.

No. 1172478

>>1172433
Love this pic

No. 1172668

I'm already making pasta, but I just remembered that I have sesame oil and now I want to make instant ramen just to satisfy my craving for sesame oil.

No. 1172967

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Never understood the “cold milk after hot bath” thing until today. I hit an ice cold box of Vitasoy after a bath, damn it hits difffff

No. 1173102

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bump

No. 1173282

I'm going to the store to buy shower gel and shampoo. I will open and sniff each one until my nose loses all sense of smell. Yes, I am also a bread-toucher.

No. 1173293

>>1173282
you are a menace

No. 1173306

I try to stop and smell flowers every time I see them

No. 1173308

At the train station to pick up my cousin.. Encountered cat. Not sure if it's a stray. Crossed the tracks, disappeared.. Just came back with a juicy mouse. Now it's laying beneath a car next to its dead mouse. You go kitty.

No. 1173323

>>1173308
nice kitty

No. 1173552

I'm alone for 2 days! Gonna day drink and clean the apartment.

No. 1173670

>>1173552
Sounds nice nonna, have a nice time

No. 1173805

I'm nearly down 10 lbs since I started being more serious about what I eat, so that's really exciting! I don't weigh myself often but I'm happy with the progress, and maybe I'm just seeing things but I even feel like I look a little smaller. Now if only I could make myself workout kek

No. 1173988

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I'm watching the Michel'le (80s/90s R&B singer that dated Dr. Dre, for those who don't know) documentary and this shit is making me so sad. Dr. Dre is a monster.

No. 1174138

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>>1172345
Today I have this red raw line right down the middle of my lower lip and it just looks like I got punched and busted my lip

No. 1174188

I've been waking up with terrible pain in lower back these last few days. I don't know what I'm suddenly doing wrong and I'm almost scared to sleep in my bed now. And as if that wasn't already enough, I also had a really bad headache today. It feels like someone took a hammer to my head and then my spine, I couldn't concentrate or get any work done because everything hurt so much. I hope tomorrow will be better, I don't want to struggle my way through life by taking two painkillers every day

No. 1174228

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Just got hired for a job. Feels good to be employed again
Gonna eat a bag of my favorite chips to celebrate

No. 1174260

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eating sorrel rn

No. 1174340

Judith holofernes gets posted here so often and I have a family member named after her. Weirdly, she's the most strong minded woman in my family (including me). Every time I see a picture of her I get a smile on my face. Love you, family member that I don't want to be doxxed which is why I'm being so cryptic.

No. 1174407

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Bump to hide degeneracy

No. 1174418

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I'm on my period and I am very tempted in buying the menstruation crustacean station to place my pads on like a delicacy.

No. 1174423

>>1174418
Classy

No. 1174484

>>1174418
You should. It would make me feel like a queen to get served pads like that.

No. 1174514

>>1174418
I'd rig it to make it have music play for me.

No. 1174578

I've been lying and telling myself that tiramisu isn't that good, but I keep going back in my fridge for another piece kek

No. 1175189

Ground beef went down the wrong pipe and I cant tell if I got it out. Hope I don't get sick or something.

No. 1175275

I live in a wet and windy area in general but today it was sunny, warm, bright…and still super windy with crazy unpredictable showers that kept coming out of nowhere from the clear looking sky. I felt like an autist with sensory overload as it was way too warm to zip up my coat but the rain and winds were a bastard on my walk home.

No. 1175514

I found a complete collection of Simone de Beauvoir's fiction novels at a secondhand shop for 3 euros. They're oddly enough still very relevant, I loved Les belles images

No. 1175638

Watch this cat being smart and communicate!!! It made my day

No. 1175812

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gonna try to hit up the lotte market this weekend, super excited because i've never been and the local korean store near me jacked their prices up really really high (i understand it, but i hate it)

No. 1175989

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I really need a pumice stone, my feet feel uncomfortable.

No. 1176000

>>1175989
Those are so cute! When I was in middle school I had an obsession with the lollipop motif. Owned everything from erasers to flip flops with lollipops on them kek kinda want to buy several cute stationery and pumice stones now

No. 1176012

Im homeless rn and i miss my pets lols

No. 1176073

The word racketeering is funny to me for some reason.

No. 1176082

>>1176073
I love it too. It’s such a sexy word to say. It’s a sexy crime to be convicted of.

No. 1176155

>>1176073
Sounds like a fun sport

No. 1176412

I drank three beers on an empty stomach and it made me shit my guts out. After my ordeal on the toilet, I was starving since my stomach was empty, but all I had to eat were tortilla chips and this ambiguously expired guacamole. Now I wait in fear for tomorrow to see if the guacamole will wreck my already weak insides.

No. 1176523

I hope this local veggie chorizo I'm going to make is good. I'm not sold based on the smell but I've had good products from this brand in the past. They're very vegetable forward and don't try to taste meaty.

No. 1176532

>>1176073
It makes me laugh because it reminds me of that 30 Rock scene where Liz is like "What is racketeering??" and Jack's like "no one knows Lemon". Truly, who knows?

No. 1176591

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>>1176412
You're going to end up on one of his episodes like that kek

No. 1176651

>>1176412
You coulda just had dry chips? Fingers crossed for you though nonnny. Your butt needs a rest.

No. 1176778

I think my nose piercings are finally healed after 2 years of constant keloids and I'm so glad.

No. 1177043

>>1176012
I hope it gets better soon

No. 1177073

I hate the crop top trend so fucking much, let it die

No. 1177329

Finally, I'm attempting to learn Blender. Today I tried following a tutorial and ended up making half of a rather retarded looking rabbit with boots. Tomorrow I'll give it another try and hopefully maybe complete something. So exciting to see characters coming to life in 3D! woo

No. 1177694

I used to be really into doing my nails years ago and stopped because the upkeep was too much. It takes so long to paint, for them to dry (hours!) and they chip within days no matter what combo of top coat. I didn't have a good experience with gel or dip powder either, the removal process hurt my nails.

Well I got a peel off gel kit and it is a game changer. I'm still shocked at how my nails are dry to the touch so quickly, how long they last without chipping and how easy they are to remove. And since I stopped painting my nails there are many more tools so much more accessible. My wish list has chrome powders, a design stamping tool that doubles for French tips, stamping plates and stickers and gold foil. I wish I had all this when I was younger when flashy colors and designs were less of an issue.

No. 1177700

>>1177329
This feels so satisfying! Good luck on your blender journey anon

No. 1177716

>>1177329
I've been trying for months but i give up. This made me want to go back to learning again.

No. 1177722

>>1177694
Sorry for the noob question, but what is peel off gel polish? Do you use a UV light? What brand do you recommend? I love regular gel polish but I hate the removal polish, it’s always rough on my nails. I’m glad your nails are looking good anon.

No. 1177748

>>1177722
A peel off gel polish uses a peelable base coat so you don't need to soak your nails to remove the polish or grind the polish off. It is cured under a UV/LED light and lasts much longer than traditional nail polish but arguably not as long as regular gel polish (using a regular gel base coat). How long it lasts depends on how naturally oily your nails are, over time your nail's natural oils will weaken the base coat so you can peel it off. I can get up to 2 weeks with it, which is great. Some people have really oily nails and can only get a few days but given how much faster it is to apply gel polish than regular polish I would still find that acceptable. Worth mentioning that you can't really remove it the day after because that is not enough time for your nails to weaken the base coat so if you need a change of nail polish for just a day I would moisturize the nails ahead of time so the base coat can't adhere super well.

I used the Sally Beauty ASP Make it Peelable Kit. It comes with a nail prep liquid (dehydrator), a bonder, the peelable base coat, two red nail polishes (one creme, the other with shimmer), the top coat and the LED light. I got it on sale so it was a good price but the full price is too much and I'd recommend finding a different gel kit elsewhere and buying the ASP Make it Peelable Base Coat separately. It does take a bit of practice, the first time I used the kit was a disaster and it took me months to try again but I'm glad I took the chance.

No. 1177754

>>1177748
Oh and I forgot to mention that I do everything directly on my natural nails. I know there are things like acrylics and silk wraps and all other sorts of whatsits that I'm really not at all familiar with so if you plan on getting any sort of nail fakery that isn't just color I have no idea how it would work out but its great for applying directly to the natural nail.

No. 1177755

>>1177748
Awesome advice, thank you anon. Do you just use any regular gel polish with the peelable base coat? Sounds like a great alternative to regular nail polish.

No. 1177764

>>1177716
I felt a bit blocked after weeks of basic tutorials and I feel like this one really unlocked me

No. 1177769

>>1177755
So far I have used two different brands with the kit. I've used the two red polishes that came in the kit itself and I've used a random Chinese brand I bought off Amazon (Gaoy). I will keep experimenting but I think this is what I need/wanted, I can never go back to regular nail polish, that shit takes HOURS to cure where you can't touch anything or do anything and regular gel removal is so damaging.

No. 1177786

I noticed my scalp itches if I wash my hair with anything other than Head&Shoulders

No. 1177802

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>>1177786
nonita you're better off trying something like picrel (know people who swear by it for actual dandruff/fungal conditions). Learned back when I was a hairdresser that head and shoulders gives you the problem ns charges to fix it basically. I'll drop some links about it but seriously consider changing up. Might be an awkward couple of weeks for your hair to transition but would be worth it. Apologies for the resist link in advance but explains it pretty well.

https://www.reddit.com/r/HaircareScience/comments/cd0oue/why_is_every_hairdresser_so_negative_about_head/

No. 1177821

I'm going to see an apartment and I'm really nervous about it. It looked really cute from the photos, but I'm nervous there's going to be a huge catch.

No. 1177822

i just ate half a raw green capsicum and it was so good i would have more but that's all i had and i'm legitimately upset there's none left

No. 1177834

>>1177822
did you cut it first or did you just bite into it

No. 1177841

thinking about that anon who bites into her cheese sticks again……..

No. 1177843

>>1177834
I kinda just tore apart the two segments and pulled bits off as i ate it. it was oddly satisfying

No. 1177844

>>1177841
I bite into my cheese sticks too. Never thought it was weird. Although I tend to not like the ones you can peel and eat.

No. 1177846

>>1177844
I haven't had cheese sticks in years but I want to get some now

No. 1177890

>>1177841
how else are you supposed to eat sticks of cheese, suck on them?

No. 1177931

>>1177890
I think they mean like cheesestrings where you just pull away strips and pop them into your mouth.

No. 1177932

>>1177890
Some countries have those cheese sticks they can peel pieces off from, string cheese or whatever.

No. 1177953

I don't eat red meat too often but I bought frozen beef burgers today and damn I forgot how much they shrink while cooking. Where'd my big burgers go? lol

No. 1178007

cried to lion king again
the soundtrack goes hard

No. 1178264

Dad gave me the spare car keys. I'm excited going through all my old extra keychains and trying to decide which ones to put on my keys hehe.

No. 1178343

I bought some ranch from Lidl, and it's stinky but I'm still eating it.

No. 1178361

Don’t know why I keep ordering more sushi than I can eat for one meal. Refrigerated sushi makes me throw up in my mouth.

No. 1178373

>>1177843
Thank you for answering nonnie, I was weirdly invested in this

No. 1178412

Ugh I want to wear this really nice outfit idea I had, I even wore the piece of clothing in my dream last night for some reason, and I rarely wear it, but tonight I'm going to the murder zone in my city where everyone gets shot and killed each week and it's really really bad there so I guess I'll just forego wearing anything nice.

No. 1178426

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This month I will treat myself. I will spend a shit ton of money on whatever I want because I saved a lot of money and was supposed to spend it on moving to my own apartment but it turns out that we will get a new office at the end of the year and I don't want to move to a nice place that will be to far away from the new office. No idea where it'll be located so far. So that means more money to spend on other things I really want and more money to spare for when I'll need have to buy furniture and pay more bills. I bought books recently, I think I should also look for more clothes and get diner in nice restaurants more often. I'll calm down in June.

No. 1178438

The fuck is the last word in quordle today, is it xzyqz

No. 1178441

>>1177073
I sometimes tag along with my friends when they go shopping and always find myself playing "crop top or childrens section" whenever I wait for them changing kek.

No. 1178461

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Don't Scroll

No. 1178463

I'm sad because I just got my paycheck and I was going to use it for a new patch and pin for my husbando ita bag but now the patch is sold out. The pin is the same design, just without the text but I really wanted both. I'm bummed out but it's ok, I'll get over it.

No. 1178719

Working from home today and had to sit through hours and hours and hours of boring ass conferences. I just finished taking a lil work out and yoga break and now I feel refreshed hehe. Time to go grocery shopping for dinner and some small errands.

No. 1178791

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>clean out old closet
>find a camera that our family bought but never used from years ago
>it’s a Olympus trip MD3
I’ve never done photography before and had interest in it all that much, but getting what feels like a free camera kind of makes me want to get into photography

No. 1178798

>>1178791
>Be 6yo me
>clean out old closet
>find a camera that our family bought but never used from years ago
>it’s a Olympus
>"Oh cool let's check its pics"
>Porn featuring my parents
>Please_kill_me.jpg
Sometimes I wonder how much those pics affected me

No. 1179017

>>1178798
LMAO I had this exact experience why tf do they just leave porn IN the camera. Port it to your laptop and delete it from the card you boomer fucks.

No. 1179303

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I'm trying to take my box braids down but my nails are bitten to shit so I can barely separate them.

No. 1179305

>>1179017
>Port it to your laptop
Nta but you're expecting too much of boomers kek

No. 1179309

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>>1179303
Do you have a thin comb like picrel nonnie? You could use the end of the handle!

No. 1179311

>>1179309
I do have a rat tail comb, I'm just too damn lazy to find it kek

No. 1179313

>>1179303
i used a pen for mine a few hours ago lel

No. 1179323

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It's weird for me to think that in my country, the military service is obligatory for males because I basically only knew one dude that had to go through it against his will (afaik). Everyone else never served, and are only on the military reserve force. Considering how we never participated on any war officially ever and probably never will, it's basically just a meme. I keep seeing soldiers running around because I live near a military base, I think they participate out of their own volition for housing and money.

No. 1179335

>>1179323
South Korea?

No. 1179343

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>>1179335
>South Korea
>Never participated on any wars

No. 1179345

>>1179343
sorry am stupid

No. 1179350

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>>1179345
It's okay anon, although I jester, you don't have to know everything, especially if it has nothing to do with your own country.
But as a quick rundown, South Korea is basically South Korea because it had a pretty brutal civil war (with international participation, like the US) which split the country in South and North. It actually happened twice inside Korea. Later the South Korean army also was sent to help the US in the Vietnam War.
I think korean military service is actually obligatory, and every men has to serve for at least 2 years with some exceptions (like being handicapped for example)
That's why kpoppies always cry when their faves hit the age limit for obligatory service.

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>be me (disclaimer: I am not a polfag, also I just had this happen)
>Suddenly feel really disoriented for no reason, every single muscle in my upper body is painfully cramped
>Still Decide to attend prebooked dr strange movie
>Only person in theatre at a marvel movie which I thought was weird but it was late
>Female main character was wearing the corpo pride/tranny flag throughout the whole thing,
>??
>Think I developed schizophrenia/Troon paranoia, all the characters were dressed weird and had facial deformities (I have not watched any marvel movies before this) the dialogue was so fucked up that it didn't make sense to me 70% of the time, Whatever was affecting me got worse and I was getting weird visual effects the further it went on
>Watch the whole thing, the bald guys nipples were really erect/moving/visible most of the female characters got graphically killed onscreen, male mcs hands were comically large, main character cucked by a black man
>Movie ends,
>Go home
>Period started kek
>Realise I was having the usual weird psychotic premenstrual symptoms I get once every few years
>Look up the movie
>Everything was real

No. 1179647

>>1179605
kek I haven't watched it and don't plan to, I've been told you won't understand anything if you haven't watched most mcu movies and that one tv show from disney +, now I'm super curious. Maybe I'll pirate it.

No. 1180150

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bought an iced matcha latte with coffee jelly. it was better then i expected

No. 1180162

>>1180150
That sounds amazing and I want to make one at home

No. 1180223

Manifested pizza today

No. 1180554

What a shitty friday. I'm bored af and my internet service is gone so i'm now currently conected throught my lte.

No. 1180609

I made milk bread today. It's good.

No. 1180637

I had a full sole, but you wouldn't know it by the amount I actually ate. It was the literal first fish I've ever filleted, I'd be laughed out of any fishmonger's in the world for the job I made of it. Pray I do a better job with the next two when my friend comes over…

No. 1180640

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I bumped into a porcupine on the trail today. They look exactly like they do in pictures.

No. 1180642

>>1180640
>I bumped into a porcupine
Owch

No. 1180698

>>1180640
I love these guys. Very underrated.

No. 1180821

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Was trying to decide how to unwind after deep cleaning today but then I remembered I'm going to watch the Eurovision final with nonnies in the moovie room and I am so excited!

No. 1180825

>>1180821
HOLA MI BEBEBE

No. 1180829

>>1180825
LLÁMAME LLÁMAME

No. 1180870

My grandma finally taught me how to hem my own trousers today and is going to teach me how to sew my own blouses later.

No. 1180909

>>1180821
I'm looking forward to it nona!!

No. 1181014

>>1180609
Nona, teach me your ways. Was it a milk bread like shokupan? How hard was it? Are you an experienced bread maker? I’m so intimidated by bread, despite baking heaps.

No. 1181131

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Got a new stove today.

No. 1181136

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>>1181014
I'm not an experienced bread maker at all! I actually usually suck at it. It was what I believe is called Tangzhong bread, the one where you make a paste to go in the bread dough. The recipe I used wasn't one where it looks like a super fluffy cloud, more like a very soft biscuit. It wasn't very hard at all,the part I struggled with the most was actually making the paste. I keep making it too thick and couldn't mix it with the egg. I only made one little bun last night, so hopefully I can still use the leftover dough kek. Anyway, here's the recipe if you want it.
https://www.carolinescooking.com/japanese-milk-bread/#recipe

No. 1181188

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>>1181014
>>1181136
ntayrt but I really really really recommend getting a bread maker. Before I could afford a nicer one (and by nicer I mean cbk-110 cuisinart) I would buy newish looking ones at the thrift store. I let it do all the work and then take it out before the last rise and bake it in the oven so it doesn't come out like a brick.
I've also loved the results of red star active dry yeast and saf red instant yeast. Those brands have lasted years in my freezer/fridge (I buy the 2lb block and put it in an air tight container).
One last thing during covid my toaster oven crapped out so after a lot of research I got the Zojirushi ET-ZLC30 Micom Toaster Oven and I was pleasantly surprised it had a rise and then bake option. I've never seen that before on a toaster oven.

No. 1181197

These pimple patches don't usually do much for me but I put it on a hard pimple lump right on the edge of my nose and today the lump is significantly less painful and has gone down! Wow.

No. 1181242

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Did you nonnies know that if you donate to the arbor day foundation you get 10 free trees? I'm getting white pines. Gonna make a privacy hedge thingy

No. 1181381

I've developed some appreciation for phone calls thanks to a friend who prefers calling to texting, I used to feel uncomfortable when doing it but now it feels so natural. Last night I decided to call a friend, she answered in a somewhat worried voice, wondering if something bad had happened, I replied I just wanted to talk a bit since it's been a while, it made her really happy and we ended up talking for an hour. It was so nice, it really makes me want to reconnect with people.

No. 1181386

>>1181381
reject modernity, embrace tradition, phone call supremacy text messaging a shit

No. 1181526

I was eaten out through my leggings and it was amazing

No. 1181555

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I'm thinking about creating a mundane shit vent thread, cause as other anon put it, I feel kinda bad for venting about stupid shit like waking up too early or having a sibling eat my food when the anon right above me vented about cancer, or abuse, or about a massacre

No. 1181563

Thinking of making a coffee chocolate cake with peppermint mocha frosting. Hmmm….

No. 1181572

>>1181563
Do it, the cake sounds awesome.

No. 1181628

i think dairy officially gives me gas and i never shouldve had that cheese, also the shits, my god.

No. 1181646

>>1181555
The mundane thread is just the right place for that anon

No. 1181654

>>1181628
Anon this is lactose intolerance.

No. 1181665

I love when my cat hops up on the couch to watch tv with me. Best little buddy.

No. 1181677

>>1181654
yeah i might have it but i dont see why it was only a problem maybe the past few years. the days i use fake dairy in my coffee and vegan cheese in my food there isnt stomach problems. i was trying to have some amazing aged cheddar.

No. 1181706

I have a vegan sausage that's been in my fridge for like a month, but I might use it for dinner.

No. 1181710

>>1181646
Eh, I don't think so. I feel like it's cozy here, while I would be just whining about minor shit. Or even if I was really upset like if I fought with my boyfriend. I don't think this is the thread for these complaints

No. 1181714

>>1181710
just use the vent thread nonita

No. 1181779

My neighbors have five feral kittens under their shed. Two smoky grey, two light grey tabbies, and one dark tabby. The dark tabby is the runt and tonight he ate some lunch meat out of my hand. I got like two seconds of scritches in too.

No. 1181856

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I've become so addicted to this tea

No. 1181860

>>1181779
lucky you!

No. 1181861

I've been going braless on my days off for the past months but I think I'll have to stop for summer, during the cold days my boobs are kept in place by the layers of clothing but I feel them bouncing when I'm just wearing a shirt, it's so distracting, I feel like an anime girl.

No. 1181965

I hate waking up early to go do shit, I hate having exams on Sundays, I just wanna sleep more I'm so sleepy ughh

No. 1181969

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bought a croissant from a bakery and i forgot how good they are when they're made right where i live most "croissants" shops sell are basically just rolls shaped like one and they aren't even remotely the same thing. where are the fucking layers guys

No. 1181978

I FEEL SO WRONG FOR LIKING AND THINKING ABOUT MOB IN A ROMANTIC WAY. IF I WERE 12 AGAIN, HE WOULD DEF BE MY ANIME CRUSH. GOD

No. 1182010

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i used to be a terminally online fujo but ever since i quit twitter, stopped consuming anime (i still read some manga and webtoons, but not super mainstream popular ones) and got a fulltime job, i started to think that fujos are cringe. or getting obsessed with gay ships in general is just cringe. i'm watching downton abbey right now and watching my friend go in heavy breathing mode whenever thomas (gay character) interacts with jimmy (dude who's skeeved out by thomas touching him all the time because he's obviously not interested) is just so embarrassing. there's just something really embarrassing about being so obsessed with two men fucking. it makes me think that people are only into a show because of the prospect of smut fic on ao3 and not because they legitimately enjoy a show. idk if that makes sense, it's just so weird how my perception has changed over the past few months.

No. 1182040

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Today I finished my apiculture course, I passed the test and am officially a capable enough beekeeper! I'm so happy nonnies, bzzzzzzzzzzz

No. 1182050

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>>1181969
That's horrible nonnie, I send you lucky-find-good-croissant vibes.

No. 1182075

>>1181710
to me "complaining about minor stuff" is mundane shit. Nonnie you must be a really caring person to behave this way and preoccupying about bringing the vibe of the thread down. Worry not! Complaining about your sister eating all your almond plumcakes is mundane shit , it fits and you welcome to. No bad vibes will grow from that.

No. 1182082

>>1181555
I don't really think we need one. The vent thread is for all problems regardless of "serious" they are. You're just thinking too much about it.

No. 1182101

>>1182040
When you get bees, please post pics here, nonnie, I wanna coo over their furry lil' butts

No. 1182107

>>1182040
Congratulations!

No. 1182122

I'm craving sugar again even though I already ate ice cream today

No. 1182241

>>1182010
Was the change progressive or did you have some kind of epiphany all of a sudden and stopped being a fujoshi just like that? I'm still a fujoshi, I bonded with my close friends because they're fujoshi as well, and I still ship M/M pairings from time to time but I never watch or read anything just to ship two guys together unless it's a romantic story to begin with, I'm wondering if that's why I'm still a fujo now. I barely read BL manga nowadays though for the same reasons as you, not enough time for that now, and it's been years since I stopped caring about fics too. Sometimes I wonder if I would stop being a fujoshi once I get myself a boyfriend but then I remember that it's more complicated than that because getting a boyfriend and doing anything out of wedlock with him could cost me my life if anyone from my family knew.

No. 1182254

>>1181572
I just finished making it, it is awesome. I put a little too much frosting on it, but it's still great. I also made some other stuff (that's not as exciting) but it's only the afternoon. I should have waited until dinner to cook, but I wanted the cake so bad lol.

No. 1182255

>>1182241
basically i quit twitter because i was oversharing so much, which took me away from my fujo echo chamber. then i entered a really stressful period in my life and only had normie people around me (as in, people who like nerdy things but who aren't terminally online or active in fandom spaces) and didn't have time to consoom any asian media. i started to read a lot of books which helped getting me interested in hetero romance stories too and i stopped having that kneejerk "ew hetrom ew straighties" reaction. and then a few days or weeks ago i started getting this strong secondhand embarrassment whenever i visited my twitter account, since i still use it from time to time to check in with old friends, and i saw my old friends go wild over some anime boi x boi ship… i think all in all it took like six to ten months to arrive at this point.

i still read webtoons with gay ships but at least it doesn't control my life anymore and it's not the only stuff i consume. all in all i spend more of my free time watching normal people tv shows or reading books. i guess maybe i'm too tired to exert so much energy on some enemies to friends to lovers sexual tension subtext between the lines crap when i can just read a proper book or watch a tv show that i can also bond over with my coworkers.

for me the difference between a fujo and a normal shipper is that the fujo absolutely fixates on gay ships and tries to sniff out the gay like a drug sniffing dog at airport TSA and absolutely loses her mind when two characters touch hands once. like a fujo always zooms in on the tiniest of details like she's building a conspiracy board, meanwhile a regular old shipper just sees great chemistry that actually exists on screen, but she can accept when it's not canon and doesn't ree about a character getting in the way of the yaoiz.

No. 1182264

Just had some super salty peanuts and my lips feel like a puffy butthole now.

No. 1182283

>>1182255
Congrats on leaving the fujo twitter echo chamber and engaging more with the real world and other kinds of written works. It's healthy.

No. 1182292

>>1182255
I feel this all it takes is some reality to completely repulse you of any character flaws you had in the past that you did not recognize at the time at all and it hits like a truck

No. 1182318

>>1182283
it really fucking is. i used to devour books as a kid and getting back into reading was great. like yeah there are some trashy books out there and getting published doesn't mean that something is high quality. but god, real books just don't read as autistic and retarded as fanfic.

>>1182292
yeah, especially when you're always surrounded by other fujos or whatever flavor of crazy and it all just seems so normal to you. i also used to think trans shit was normal until i went into the real world and realized that no one takes they/them pronouns and being nonbinary seriously, and that normal people don't obsess over shit like gender identities.

No. 1182323

>>1182255
That's funny, depending on context I'd call myself a fujoshi because I often like M/M pairings, but you would most likely call me a normal shipper given your explanation. I never stopped liking het pairings though despite being picky. The fujoshi I know irl are way more laid-back than the ones online since we're in our late 20s and early 30s. I'm glad I dodged that bullet I guess kek, whenever I see the ones who are obsessed with very recent series like my hero academia or whateverthefuck kaizen I want to flee.

I think I can relate to the things you've said, but for Japanese media as a whole. It was very easy to illegally read manga or watch anime but less easy to pirate tv shows and I wasn't allowed to watch tv and didn't have enough pocket money to go to the cinema at a time when my classmates were almost only into American pop culture or maybe sometimes into our culture's reality tv shows so I barely knew what people were talking about during small talk. Now I have way more opportunities to watch movies, watch series, read novels, find new singers and bands, etc. so I can do small talk easily with anyone. Ironically, tumblr from a decade ago helped with that since a lot of people there were obsessed with Sherlock BBC, the MCU when it was still a brand new thing, Supernatural, Doctor Who, various fantasy and scifi books and movies, etc.

No. 1182324

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>>1182254
Samefag, I was gonna post a pic of the cake, but it's pretty boring so just pretend it looks like picrel

No. 1182356

>>1182318
I think they/them as a concept in itself is based and pisses men off which is more based but the fact that it’s never used the way it conceptually should be and is instead a dog whistle for blue haired DID-fakers that want to argue with everyone they meet ruins it

No. 1182366

>>1182356
i started using she/her when referring to a person of unknown sex (like a hypothetical customer or reader or whatever) because it drives men crazy. using general they/them for a hypothetical person is always interpreted as the person being some enby narc with danger hair. like when in a show or book a person is referred to with they/them people assume it's about their (kek) gender identity and not because the author didn't want to give away immediately whether it's a woman or a man.

No. 1182454

The twilight sky today is so beautiful. Many colors, fluffy pink and orange clouds, giant full moon on the sky. So relaxing to look at.

No. 1182476

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>>1182454
same here anon! everytime it rains in the afternoon and clears up in the summertime the clouds are so beautiful

No. 1182569

I've been mildly annoyed at everything all afternoon, I'm going to make overnight oats and hope having a nice breakfast waiting for me in the morning will cheer me up a little

No. 1182584

i had an omelette. i had another omelette

No. 1182696

I'm tired I wanna go to bed… But I can't read the boards if I am asleep…

No. 1183045

>finally have a sex dream after god knows how long
>it's with a random dude and not my husbando
The worst thing is that I think the guy looked like Paul Dano because I showed pics of him to my brother yesterday, whereas I see my husbando anytime I look at my phone and never dream of him.

No. 1183294

I got a new shirt and it fits me perfectly and I'm really happy about it, because it's difficult to find stuff that fits that perfectly

No. 1183373

I just had a very short nap where I dreamed that Sephora become half of a home improvement store. I still believed it when I woke up and almost came here to post "When the fuck did Sephora become Lowes? Move the bikes i want lipliner".

No. 1183389

>>1183045
I want to have one good sex dream in my lifetime. I feel like I always either wake right before the sex starts or the guy in the dream isn't even hot. Why would my brain do that to me?

No. 1183425

>>1183389
watch what you wish for, my best recent sex dream was when Shane Dawson made me pee on him in a broken down car. no actual sex occurred but that was the best one. now I don't wish for them anymore

No. 1183461

It's raining out and slightly chilly on a Monday work morning, but man am I looking for a cold beer.

No. 1183473

HEALTH is playing in my city, but you need a COVID pass to attend. WHy??? Nowhere else has required having it for months. I guess they are trying to stay HEALTHy

No. 1183562

>>1183461
I'm having one too right now although it's scorching hot here, cheers!

No. 1183813

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Never thought I'd be one of those but I saw a guy reading on the bus, with a bag full with more books next to him, and I kinda had a dokidoki moment. It's like that one time in high school I developed a tiny crush on some stranger in my year because he came in during class to ask for a spare chair extremely politely.

No. 1184196

>>1183562
Drinking a cold one and watching a livestream concert of one of my favourite musicians now.

No. 1184210

>>1183813
That's how I met my husband nona

No. 1184309

I haven't had my nails done in months, but I got some fake ones today. I feel like a person again.

No. 1184734

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Don't know if I should I eat sad, but healthy leftovers and make some stir fried veggie pasta to go with them or go out for a proper meal? I've been craving chicken paprikash.

No. 1184742

>>1184734
Just get the paprikash to go and stretch it out over a few meals with rice and sauteed vegetables.

No. 1184745

>>1184734
Do the chicken!

No. 1185293

I'm not much of a believer in anything but sometimes I'll notice 'synchronicities' and I can't tell if I'm just being dumb. Probably am

No. 1185300

Retail therapy really does make you feel good or maybe it's cause I actually needed a new laptop. The weather turned crap on my day off so i didn't go exploring so I headed to go buy some wireless headphones since I want to listen to podcasts when I walk about and I figured I never actually go to the local computer/electronic shop and usually just amazon everything but I was bored and maybe a little lonely so I went out. I met the nicest sales girl and she got me an amazing deal on a laptop I've been eyeing up for weeks. I get it Friday. I never would have got round to getting a decent laptop if I didn't just go in to buy earphones on a whim. I got such a good deal too and she threw in office and mcafee for free. This is why you talk to people

No. 1185303

>>1185293
Nooo, keep believing, it's cool and can work your way

No. 1185389

>>1185293
I can't help but believe in those as well, this happens a bit too often, most of the time with my brother, like I'll start singing a theme song from a childhood cartoon I haven't thought off in 20 years and he'll reply "wtf I thought about it this morning".

No. 1185453

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Normally the only exercise I get is the daily hikes I go on. Today instead of hiking I thought I’d help my dad by chopping some wood we need to get rid of. My arms are tired, which I expected, since I do nothing to exercise them, but I’m more surprised that my legs feel like jelly. I guess swinging the axe must use very different muscle groups because even though I’ve got thunder thighs and rock solid calves they apparently couldn’t handle 45 minutes of intermittent chopping.

No. 1185458

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>>1185453
I used to love the smell of the jelly cube things you would buy, they remind me of my childhood making packet jelly with my mum

No. 1185460

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>>1185458
These things? My mom hated them because she always worried we would choke, so my dad bought them and gave them to us in secret sometimes.

No. 1185468

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>>1185460
These cubes, hartleys jelly. You would boil them in boiling water and then put it in the fridge

No. 1185473

>>1185468
Interesting, do they expand when you boil them? I’ve only ever made jello from powder.

No. 1185483

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>>1185473
You stir them in boiling water until dissolved and pour the liquid into a bowl and then put it in the fridge for it to set

No. 1185489

>>1185468
I remember making this every weekend as a kid.. and sometimes sneaking a lil bite from the unmelted block first.

No. 1185516

>>1185489
Very curious as someone who's never seen these before, what's the unmelted block like? Is the texture a bit more tough? Is it crazy sweet? I feel like if I had these as a kid I'd just straight up eat the block kek

No. 1185533

>>1185468
what do you do with this weird stuff? It looks like gummy bear candies but that's not it is it?

No. 1185534

>>1185516
It was tough to bite into, chewy and very concentrated in flavor.

No. 1185549

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I'm >>1127759 and I finally figured out what it is. My grandparents got me a microwaveable pillow some time ago, and I haven't used it yet because it's so warm already, so it's been lying unused on my sofa for the past month. It's the first time I looked closely at the packaging, and it's infused(?) with lavender scent. No idea why the smell just sporadically carried over, even when all the doors and windows were closed, though. Turns out, I don't like the smell of lavender. I might be a moth, cheers.

No. 1185912

My stomach will not shut the fuck up lately. I'm not sick or suffering but these windy sounding digestion noises are insane. Like do you mind?

No. 1186177

I was given a bunch of frozen curry dishes but none of them are marked so dinner has been a surprise until it begins to thaw. It's kind of fun. Is it paneer or tofu? Are those chunks potatoes? The one I picked tonight is either black beans or black lentils.

No. 1186237

>>1186177
So which was it?? I must know!

No. 1186254

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i was huffing about the site being slow. it is a workday i guess. and may is finals month for most. i should go study for exams instead.

No. 1186277

>>1186254
why are we here instead of studying nonnie

No. 1186285

>>1186277
my anxiety always telling me i will fail anyway

No. 1186288

Hnnn gonna have hot pot tomorrow. I’m so excited I can’t sleep.

No. 1186525

I got a haircut, was getting too long again. It always surprises me how my Muslim barber has no problem keeping my hair short, no problem with me using example pics of men, always has a fair price and calls me pretty. Meanwhile Christian hair dressers will start to cry that I'm ruining my god given feminine nature and act like I'm turning myself into an ugly beast, refusing to cut my hair. It's just so nice to not be hassled constantly and also that nobody assumes I want to be a man.

No. 1186801

I've been making microwave brownies/chocolate cake as my dessert this past week

No. 1186810

>>1186525
It's because the Muslim hairdresser is a professional who cares about his customers' requests and wants money, while the other ones you know want to do their own shit. But seriously, fuck hairdressers who do whatever they want, my hair is curly and it's unruly so I barely trust hairdressers and for once in my life I asked for a specific haircut and showed pictures, and said I never straighten my hair and never will and the bitch cut my hair way shorter than I asked so I had a grandma haircut and she had the audacity of proudly suggesting I start straightening my hair now because it's trendy.

No. 1186812

I've been listening to the same two albums over and over again for like a month help

No. 1186825

>>1186812
This but for like 8 years now, I am such a boring bitch

No. 1186829

I love having my morning coffee by the river, im so happy it's finally warm where I live

No. 1186836

>>1186812
Same but I think I've finally broken loose from the earworms, I grew so tired of listening to the same two albums despite hearing them all the time in my head, that I decided to just stop listening to them, or to anything on Spotify. Now I have a different earworm though.
>>1186825
Nah, you just really love those albums. Nothing wrong with that.
>>1186810
>>1186525
Holy shit that sounds horrible, I'm sorry that happens to you nonnies. I don't see that happening here where I live, it's so insane to me that a hairdresser would do whatever the fuck they want with your hair and ignore your request. What rude pieces of shit honestly.

No. 1186868

>>1186812
which ones anon

No. 1186894

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>>1186836
I'm tempted to delete them from my library to force myself to listen to something else

>>1186868
pic rel I'm a sucker for nu disco

No. 1187017

My significant other just went in for an interview at a new job he's excited for, so I drove over in a separate car to meet him there after as a surprise. I'm just creepily parked across from the building, browsing LC

No. 1187020

>>1187017
Kek adorable. I hope he gets it!

No. 1187242

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apparently i got some weird gunk under one of the keys on my laptop keyboard several days ago so it would stick ever so slightly whenever i pressed it and it was driving me insaaaane so after several days of hesitantly prodding at it with a toothpick trying to figure out what to do today i was just like fuck it and ripped it out and cleaned it and stuck it back in and now it feels great again

No. 1187450

I saw this group of younger girls excitedly blabbering about getting fast food while I was waiting around for someone and it kind of put me in a good mood. They all had such a distinct style (Stacey, athletic, Aiden, gothy) which was very cute but it also reminded me of the group of friends I had at that age. I'm still friends with one of them so I think I'm going to call her tomorrow.

No. 1187469

My mom is coming to visit me for a week today and I’m so excited, I can’t wait to hug her.

No. 1187808

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I just got accepted into a music school!!! I'm so happy all my practice finally paid off aaahgggh!

No. 1187906

I keep losing my sunscreen fuck

No. 1187911

File: 1652972831398.gif (3.65 MB, 480x480, dance.gif)

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No. 1187914

>>1187808
F WORD YEAH NONNERS you're a queen today!!!

>>1187450
wholesome, that's all i have to say. it's weird but we also had a friend group like that when i used to have friends. i hope you reconnect with your friend ♥

>>1187911
mashallah just remembered yaspberry yoghurt exists

No. 1187922

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>>1187808
That's amazing nonnie!!

No. 1187923

>>1187911
Yes girl get it

No. 1187983

i bought a soap dispenser for the nice packaging but turns out the actual soap smells amazing. smells just like my favorite fruit yoghurt, even though it's a different fruit, melon, not apricot

No. 1188238

I was food shopping earlier and when I was in the queue the man right ahead of me was facing my way instead of looking ahead.. He glances at me and then away and then glances again and this carries on for an uncomfortable amount of time. Nobody with normal social skills would carry on staring like that. I don't want him to talk to me. He smells. I notice that he's wearing wellies, middle aged male farmers in my area are just braindead weirdos in general so that makes sense. I grit my teeth and wait for the queue to move. He eventually turns around and I can breath again.

I spot that the woman behind me could do with more space on the conveyer belt so I move my stuff up a lil and she just throws me the dirtiest look and says nothing. I guess she's annoyed because I should've noticed it sooner. Give me a break lol

No. 1188782

There's a fucking mosquito in my room, can't wait to see tomorrow where it will have bitten me.

No. 1188851

There are so many internet celebrities these days. 10+ years ago it was easy to have some familiarity with virtually all the e-famous personalities. Now there’s too many. I’ll randomly find accounts with millions of followers who I’ve never heard about.

No. 1188884

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I'm trying to design myself a wool hat for the winter that gives me Goblin from The Toy Castle vibes, but in a very dark grey so it matches my jackets. So far I've spent like 22 hours on trial and error to have roughly an inch complete.

No. 1188928

My bidet wand ran out of battery so now I feel super unclean and gross

No. 1188931

My ape brain cannot conceptualize tbe expansion of the universe.

No. 1188940

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>>1188931
It's like a balloon blowing up and getting bigger. It used to be a tiny balloon full of solid shit (matter) and hype (energy) but as it gets bigger the poo poo pee pee gets broken up and turns into specks really far from each other and the hype is slowly dying too until the universe runs out of heat.

No. 1188943

>>1188884
Sounds neat. Post pics when you have it completed. I'm excited to see it. I love handmade items.

No. 1189039

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No. 1189176

>>1189039
I love this

No. 1189323

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>buy pedometer
>goal is to clock in 10,000 steps everyday or so
>do this for two months now
>pants feel a bit looser
>belt becomes one loop tighter
>it's now approaching another loop

Guys, I think I'm finally losing the covid weight

No. 1189330

>>1189323
proud of you nona!

No. 1189343

>>1189323
Get in nonnie!!

No. 1189367

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No. 1189395

>>1189367
Keep it up, I'm a big fan of these

No. 1189398

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I wanna kick myself for not saving that one astrology compatibility calculator, because I can't for the life of mine find it again, even when going through my history. I don't even think I looked for anything special when I first found it.

No. 1189490


No. 1189503

I just had a bagel with avocado shmushed on it with dill and everything-bagel seasoning on top. Yum.

No. 1189882

>>1189490
Nope, I definitely remember when you got your results it was simply black text on white background (the simplicity really stuck lol), and each and every aspect between person A and person B getting explained and how they play into each other. Still thanks!

No. 1189893

>>1189882
Isn’t that Co-star?

No. 1189913

>>1189893
That's not it, either, sadly. It was a website and not an app. I just remembered though, it also had a numerology name compatiblity subpage and displayed the percentage similarly to the astrotheme calculator from above. Maybe I'll comb through every numerology name compatibility calculator website I can find, too lol.

No. 1189996

>>1189882
>>1189913
Post it in the "Help Me Find" thread and see if someone can find it, I wanna know what site you're talking about now too

No. 1190052

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Today at work a friend I haven't seen in years came in. She seemed happy to see me and she's moving to the same city as me. I hope we'll become friends again, I miss her and actually was thinking about her the other day. pic unrel.

No. 1190081

>>1189996
If I can't find it by looking through numerology sites, I probably will.

No. 1190548

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I just ate these a few minutes ago. They're pretty good but I have no idea if they actually do shit I also may have ate one more gummy than I should have but don't tell anyone

No. 1190568

>>1190548
Guarana is just like coffee.

No. 1190575

>>1190052
I like this pig. Impressively big ears.

No. 1190589

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>>1190568
I see! Coffee doesn't do anything for em but apparently they (guarana) have more caffeine than a coffee bean. Anyway, I don't feel any different right now but I'm about to study so I'll see.

No. 1190710

I shaved my head and it's growing back in and it feels so fuzzy and soft. Not having hair is great tbh

No. 1190842

>>1190710
I loved having my head shaved it felt so fuzzy and free. But unfortunately when it started growing back it became frizzy and i couldn't even brush it down. Still love girls with shaved heads

No. 1190953

When I went out for my morning walk I saw a group of teen girls and it was so nice to see them wearing baggy jeans and t-shirts.

No. 1191000

I met some cats who were sisters named Jennifer and Rebecca

No. 1191006

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I was gifted an espresso machine this year and I've learned to make really nice coffee. Ground coffee beans smell so good. Let me make you all some coffee nonnas

No. 1191012

>>1191006
Yes pleaaaase!

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No. 1191024

>>1191016
THANK YOU

No. 1191031

This afternoon I'll go to a friend's place to watch a shitty Disney movie with her and other friends. One of them will go back to her country very soon and won't be able to come back here because of some legal problems with her visa and covid so I'll force myself to go for her. I'll donate clothes and books next weekend, I won't have enough free time to do that today.

We will finish our big project in a month at my job so I'll have the entire summer just slacking off at the office, I'll take books with me to kill time until we have more stuff to do.

No. 1191066

I hope I get the job I want. It's just a job at a burger joint, but I really like this place. I just need a job.

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No. 1191121

Some dude parked in front of my office like an asshole, I want to call the impounding service on his ass.

No. 1191122

>>1191121
Do it, I support you

No. 1191162

>>1191121
Make men miserable.

No. 1191193

>>1191095
thanks anon

No. 1191203

My cat just hit me.

No. 1191234

>>1168569
wish i could make an imageboard for females, something more active and less hug boxy than crystal cafe, but kinder with no lolcow or drama focus. but i guess whats the point when people already feel one just compensates for the other between lc and cc? but its a nice thought to dream of, building a community of girls where hate is not tolerated, just lots of friendship and learning things together and discussing/sharing things! guess its what g and ot are for.

No. 1191239

>>1191234
The reason why we don't have trannies is snarky anons. CC is filled with femcels who actually like men so they coddle male posters and trannies.

No. 1191243

>>1191234
Just saying, I would join this. Why not make one? Men have hundreds of imageboards for themselves, there’s really only about 2 for us.

No. 1191246

>>1191239
I don't get this "CC is full with trannies" I occasionally scroll through /b/ and /hb/ and it seems fine? Am I looking at the wrong boards?

No. 1191247

>>1191234
Do you have the skills and resources to make one?

No. 1191248

>>1191234
that would be so cute, but kinda seems impossible for many reasons.

No. 1191254

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i didn’t know so many nonnies would reply in such a short time span!!

to the anon that asked why i wouldnt do it
despite wanting to, it feels futile considering as i mentioned two female imageboards already exist and it would feel like im not bringing much to the table as just being another female image board. i especially think a new imageboard would be good considering the newfound popularity lolcow keeps getting and well, because it isnt home to being a specifically female discussion based imageboard. and cc is dead.

i dont have the resources yet but its definitely something id be willing to commit to and create with some help where needed!!

a girl can dream…

No. 1191262

>>1191122
Unfortunately he left before I could do it but the next time someone does it I'm calling them, I don't care if that makes a snitch lol.

No. 1191295

>>1191246
I don't use CC but they did a poll once and like %40 users admitted ti being male or trans, that's the ones who admitted to it.

No. 1191382

Just watered my garden then 20 minutes later this big thunderstorm rolls in.

No. 1191407

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It's a really nice day outside, and I live right near a pretty park but can't motivate myself to get off not fucking phone. I'm gonna be on my death bed thinking about all the time I wasted in my life and hate myself so much.

No. 1191413

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>>1191407
same nona, same

No. 1191506

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Can't wait to get home and watch Apocalypse Now eating roasted potatoes and onions, it's what's fueling me today through these all day long meetings

No. 1191594

WTF I just heard the loudest most pained scream come from our neighbors house behind us… It sounded like a woman but I heard no one else shouting or anything after that. My neighbors have a history of domestic violence I have heard them arguing outside but never screams. I'm trying to listen for anything else but everything is quiet now and it's like 4 pm here so other people should have heard this too right?? I don't know weather to call someone about this or see if anyone else heard anything…

No. 1191685

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The manga I buy nowadays don't smell like the ones I bought a decade ago. It's still the same book stores and publishers as back then, so maybe the publishers switched ink or paper? But even if so, all of them at once??? But considering this one triple-digits series current volumes still smell like the first one throw this theory out of the window… Anyways, not a fan of the way they smell nowadays. Can book smell fade? I think I'd cry if the older ones lost it, I grew up with it, it's so nostalgic and comforting.

No. 1191688

>>1191594
Was there any chance at all it could have been a fox? Usually they scream at night but sometimes they’re active in the day. It might make sense if you didn’t hear anything but the one scream.

No. 1191690

>>1191685
Books just keep smelling better as they age. I loved getting boxes of old books when I worked at a thrift store. Smelled so good.

No. 1191713

Youtube needs a section where you can just save channels. I don't want some people clogging up my subscription feed but I'd still like to remember their name and browse their channel from time to time.

No. 1191733

>>1191685
i love the smell of manga, it reminds me of when my mom took me to the manga store like twice a month and just let me waste my entire allowance on new stuff. it still gets me super nostalgic, even though i don't buy manga anymore. i haven't smelled it in years, even though i did visit some manga sections during the past few weeks, but i couldn't smell it through my ffp2 mask.

No. 1191735

>>1191713
That's what browser bookmarks are for.

No. 1191838

Got so fucking drunk it dropped my inhibitions, I was waving and smiling at randos in the subway, it was 2.30am and I said hi to a dude on his bike while entering my building, I wish I was this brave in my normal state.

No. 1191941

I've done it. I found a man I'm not afraid to have sex with. He's like 10-15 cm taller than me (slight manlet, but I like that actually), intelligent, sensitive, nice and just as inexperienced as me lol. I hope it will happen sometime. I was visiting him today and he randomly took his shirt off 'cause he just got home from work(???), I told him 'put a shirt on man!' and he did for 15 minutes, then took it off again. Was this some autistic hint? He's really not the type to be desperate for that shit. He's so harmless even though he's slightly older than me. I might be a little bit in love.

No. 1192029

>>1191941
>older
>manlet
>autistic
>starts taking off his clothes as soon as he bring you home
This isnt good.

No. 1192034

>>1192029
Anon sounds desperately insecure and like she's looking for a man who's too mediocre to intimidate her

No. 1192103

I recently bought a book about bicycles that made me really want one, but I'm such an autist that I never learned how to ride.

No. 1192109

>>1192103
Do it, riding a bike isn't that hard!

No. 1192111

>>1191941
anon…..

No. 1192118

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I thrifted the complete pyrex butterprint refrigerator set for 10$ last year. I never took the time to look up how much they are worth. Turns out they go for around 20-40$ each. I will never sell them cause real pyrex and they are very cute. I love it when thrift stores employees don't know what they're doing. I often see real pyrex priced the same as the shit one.

No. 1192142

Just saw an old high school friend at the store. He pretended not to see me and I don't blame him, he looked kinda busted and was buying booze at 11 am. Man, I hope he gets thorough whatever he's going through.

No. 1192160

>>1192118
Nice find. Those are my one of my favorite sets. New stuff sucks in comparison.

No. 1192163

>>1192118
Luckyyyy!

No. 1192183

>>1192118
hmm posts like these always make me wonder what to look out for when I'm at the thriftstore. I wanna get the good stuff for when I move out in a few years too but I have no idea what good brands are etc. when I'm at the thriftstore.

No. 1192212

I want an electric scooter. I also want a birkin.

>>1191941
Tf is this retarded story.

No. 1192297

>>1192029
>>1192034
>>1192111
>>1192212
I was drunk as shit this never happened. I like him though, he's not as retarded as he sounds. the shirt stuff weirded me out though kek

No. 1192485

>>1192183
I just google the things when in store. The more you thrift, the more you can identify things that are worth it. I also worked in a thrift store.

No. 1192486

I just spent 10 minutes locked in a mall toilet and had to break out of it kool-aid man style. when I got out, was a teenage moid standing with his back against the wall in front of my toilet prison. When I asked why he didn’t do anything since he had to have heard me calling for help from inside, and he went “nyeeh” and waved his phone. Fucking bewildering.

No. 1192493

I heckin love quail eggs

No. 1192494

>>1192486
Lmao what

No. 1192521

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i'm distracting myself from my mental problems by assembling a big buyee order again

>>1192118
I absolutely love vintage pyrex. Regrettably the antique sellers in my area have gotten wise to the popularity and i can rarely find even a tiny pyrex cup for <$14.

No. 1192522

>>1192521
what is this robot? looks familiar

No. 1192647

>>1192109
Ngl, I'm thinking about just going for an adult trike instead so I don't have to learn to balance. I'm just worried because some sites say using a trike makes hills easier (because you don't have to maintain a certain speed just for balance) while others say trikes make hills harder.

No. 1192697

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>>1192521
Ayrt, I tried to stop buying pyrex dishes cause I have more than I need. I had these very cute small bowls, but I broke two of them cause I am a clutz. I hope I can find them again. They were great for prep when you use a ton of ingredients. My mom gifted me her classic clear glass rectangular dishes so I am now thinking about selling my extra ones I don't need. I know have three of the really big ones and I rarely use them. I am kitchen hoarder, at least I cook and bake a lot so I do at least use everything.
Now my mission is to complete my set of Ironstone Broadhurst Autumn Glen dinnerware (picrel). I have around ten big plates and three small ones that I got for 10$ but I rarely see them. I found a bowl once but it was badly chipped.

No. 1193408

I changed scents on my laundry detergent and softener and then changed my pillowcases. I am in a purple-scented bliss. (think purple things. not grape.)

No. 1193419

>>1193408
lavender? are there any other purple smells btw?

No. 1193792

Got hit with inspo to work on my cringe smut fic. Here we go ladies.

No. 1193797

>>1193419
Violet, berry, lilac.

No. 1193870

i have some labneh straining in my fridge right now. it looks so good and i want to eat it but it still has another 6 or 30 hours before it's ready

No. 1193894

>>1193792
I was laying in bed and suddenly I got struck by inspiration to draw something naughty and it's so hot, I'm happy with my drawing so far, seriously I got up and realized my face is totally red when I saw myself in the mirror, I hope your fanfic is going well too, good luck

No. 1194026

>>1193894
Thank you nona! I'm glad you're happy with your drawing kek. I've been working on this fic on and off for about two years now. I really like the premise I came up with but have struggled a lot to write it out in a way that isn't super convoluted, I'm really happy with this iteration though!

No. 1194096

I think I ate a moldy banana.

No. 1194102

>>1194096
How you feeling

No. 1194107

>>1194102
Ok. I only ate it like 20 minutes ago.

No. 1194118

>>1194107
How didn’t you notice the mold before, sending your stomach protective vibes

No. 1194126

>>1194118
I saw the suspicious looking part and threw it away, but it still touched the rest of what I ate. I may have consumed some other parts before I could realize they were bad. This is just what I get for telling myself to suck it up and eat a banana that was a little too ripe.

No. 1194133

I took a break away from the farms for a few weeks after getting into a retarded infight because I was annoyed and disappointed in myself for getting angry on the internet. There was a big health scare with my mom going on as well during that time. But thankfully we just found out today that my mom is going to be fine! I'm so glad. Lol I missed this place so much and I'm so excited to chill and get back to talking shit!

No. 1194138

>>1194133
Welcome back babes!

No. 1194146

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>>1194138
Thank you nona!

No. 1195408

>>1194096
I still don't feel stick, so perhaps the banana wasn't moldy but just looked (and partially tasted) bad. I actually feel more sick from drinking 3 Fanta sodas in the past 24 hours.
The food poisoning goddesses have spared me.

No. 1195411

>>1195408
My vibes must’ve worked

No. 1195413

>>1195411
Thank you anon, I am forever in your debt.

No. 1195582

The store is sold out of my favorite tea. Sux.

No. 1195715

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God bless tumblr for not removing reblogged images from their server even if the original post is deleted/deactivated.

No. 1195722

>>1195582
What's the tea called, nona?

No. 1195726

>>1195722
Ito En Unsweetened Matcha Genmaicha I usually buy ten 2L bottles at a time

No. 1195729

>>1195726
>I usually buy ten 2L bottles at a time
Goddamn no wonder they're sold out

No. 1195735

>>1195726
It sounds tasty. Hope you can find some soon.

No. 1195908

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I always feel so paranoid letting food sit out for a long time. I made macaroni and cheese, and it was out for 4/5 hours because I masturbated and then fell asleep. American things. and now I feel bad even though I've probably had macaroni that sat for longer at Thanksgiving or some shit.

No. 1195913

>>1195908
>I always feel so paranoid letting food sit out for a long time
do you watch chubbyemu by any chance? ever since i came across that channel i haven't been able to leave anything sitting out for more than 5 minutes

No. 1195916

>>1195913
No I don't, I've been afraid of this for a while. I always try to put my food up when it cools down (especially rice and stuff) but it just doesn't happen sometimes.

No. 1195921

>>1195913
Nta but I watched a video from that channel weeks ago and now I'm paranoid about eating leftover rice or pasta kek

No. 1195963

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>>1195908
>>1195913
>>1195916
>>1195921

Oh no, I'm currently eating leftover rice and curry as I'm reading this. I'm so intrigued to watch the video but I think I'll choose blissfull ignorance this time.

No. 1195966

>>1195963
Leftover food isn't a problem as long as it's refrigerated properly. I won't explain it in detail, but leaving food out is a risk because of botulism. Research it if you want.

No. 1195968

>>1195963
Ditto, I prefer food poisoning to food anxiety induced anorexia

No. 1195969

>>1195966
Is it alright if I leave it out to cool for <2 hours before I put it in the fridge? Because I heard you're not supposed to refrigerate it when it's still hot.

No. 1195972

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>>1195969
Yeah, always let your food cool. I try to put rice up after an hour, I'm no food expert though and I admit that part of my fear is possibly because of an anxiety disorder.

No. 1195975

>>1195969
yeah leaving things out for 2 hours or less is perfectly fine, and then if you aren't going to eat it within a couple of days it's better to keep it in the freezer

No. 1195979

>>1195972
>>1195975
Alright, that's all I wanna know for now kek.
Thanks nonnies!

No. 1195985

>>1195972
I didn't know this… why does rice have to be tossed after two hours? Does it apply to fried rice or only white rice?

No. 1195988

>>1195985
It grows some shit, some mouldy stuff idk. Most stomachs can handle it in most circumstances though. I personally survived countless Chinese fast food takeaways.

No. 1195995

>>1195985
Botulism basically deadly food poisoning. It applies to all rice and basically all other foods (except for fermented stuff I think). How long you can wait before food becomes a risk depends on what food it is though. The bacteria that causes botulism is actually in a lot of things, it's only a risk if the food is improperly stored or canned and most other bacteria has to be killed for it to survive. Like I said, my paranoia of it is unreasonable and I don't want you anons to be scared of it either lol, just don't let your food stay out for a super long time.
Also, it's the stuff that's in botox.

No. 1195997

>>1195995
Botox is the toxin of botulism, it not the living creature itself, if that makes sense.

No. 1195998

>>1195995
>mundane shit
>dying from botulism
Goddamn, everyday life with anxiety sucks balls

No. 1195999

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>>1195998
It does.

No. 1196002

>>1195998
Well..there are worse ways to die,right?

No. 1196004

Anyway I'm going to throw the mac and cheese away. It's ok though because it's a small amount and it was a little too salty anyway.

No. 1196013

>>1195995
Speaking of botulism, don't store baked potatoes in the foil. It creates an anaerobic environment in which the botulism bacteria can thrive.

No. 1196016

>>1196013
Yep. The bacteria comes from dirt, and potatoes are literally covered in it (even if you wash them, I think).

No. 1196017

>>1190548
Samefag, these don't do a damn thing but I keep eating them because yummy sweet tea gummies

No. 1196020

>>1195995
People who ferment and can stuff at home makeup about 15% (but i swear its more from what i have seen online) of botulism cases cause the key part of avoiding botulism is how the food is stored and most people dont know how to can safely and correctly without large financial investments in proper tools.

No. 1196021

>>1196020
I thought it was really rare to get botulism from fermented food, but maybe that's store bought fermented food and not homemade.

No. 1196046

>>1196013
Did we take the safe food safety class where a whole hypothetical family at a bbq fuckin died because of their baked potatoes being left on the counter too long? There was also a part in that same class where the lady says something along the lines of "no one wants undercooked chicken" and the screen shows a live baby chicken between a bun.

No. 1196049

>>1196020
This is the one thing that keeps me from canning my food. I've canned stuff before to see if I could do it but ended up throwing it out because I was scared of botulism.

No. 1196052

>>1196013
What's the proper way to store potatoes? I'm growing my own this year and I want to be sure that they don't have any bacteria or weird shit in them. If I take them out the soil, wash them and leave them there it's fine, right? Do they need to stay in the fridge at all times?

No. 1196059

>>1196052
Depends on where you live. I live in a tropical climate so I just throw them in the fridge. Really, the only issue I've ever heard with potatoes is botulism because a lot of people store them in foil and it only proliferates in a low-oxygen/no oxygen environment

No. 1196122

I'm scared my boyfriend will die from botulism cause he's too dumb to understand that you have to put leftovers in the fridge. He will leave a lunch I made him in his bag until he eats it the next day. He once gave me hummus that had been sitting in his bag for 24h and it was disgusting and he didn't see anything wrong with it. He thinks that food safety only exist for meat so because he's vegan it doesn't apply to what he eats. I am surprised he's never even had a food intoxication. I keep sending him articles about botulism and food intoxications but he does not care and say that it's fake news. He also eats food that have been sitting in his fridge for way too long just because "no mold means it fine", not it does not. If it's been there for more than 5-7 day it's gone bad and can be dangerous. Fucking moid of a boyfriend.

No. 1196127

>>1196049
Same. Lots of respect for people who can/ferment food but it's not for me.

No. 1196130

>>1196052
The bacteria that causes botulism is found in soil, there's no real way to completely avoid it. You can store them in the fridge like the anon said above but they should also be fine on the counter (they'll just go bad faster). The botulism stuff mostly applies to cooked food. If you wanna know how to avoid it you gotta do your own research.

No. 1196141

I lost the little measuring cup that came with my rice cooker and I'm sad because it was the perfect size to just put a dip or condiments in for a little quick snack. I have a big measuring cup for my actual rice but I guess I need to finally buy something actually made for holding dips.

>>1196122
I used to work somewhere that organized camping excursions and we made and provided all the food for it, the tour guides would take some ice and stuff to preserve it but try to use all the stuff that won't keep past the first day. But inevitably the next day when they would come back some of the guides would bring this nasty old food back in bags that are all hot from the sun and they would just eat these rank leftovers. I couldn't believe it, seeing them eat it made me want to vomit. They were all super zero waste ecohippie people but I can't imagine whatever that did to their stomachs was worth it. Although they were doing it all the time, so maybe the body adjusts to all the poisoning? I dunno. They would also rinse out disposable ziploc bags that food had rotted in and rinse them with water and reuse the bags multiple times at home.

No. 1196143

>>1196122
His brain is fucked because of his vegan diet, poor dude.

No. 1196168

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>>1196122
Show em some chubbyemu vids where shit like this has nearly killed people, there's a few.

No. 1196202

>>1196141
My dad once tried to make my sister and I eat a tuna sandwich that we did not eat for lunch after it had been sitting in our backpack in a hot summer day at warped tour. We just went to bed instead. We still talk about how gross that was 20 years later.

>>1196143
Kek I keep telling him that, he does not even have a balance diet. He thinks eating a whole baguette is a meal. He's lucky that I love cooking for others.

>>1196168
I tried after finding his videos while researching the subject and he complained that it was in English.

No. 1196219

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I'm mad that I'm the shortest and most baby faced of my siblings even though I'm the oldest… People who just meet us will be like 'So that's your older sister?' even though she's a bit younger than me. Fml

No. 1196228

>>1196122
Unironically, cooked meat fares way better than vegetables after being left out for along time. I’ll admit I’m a fucking goblin who leaves food out. But I only dare to do that for less than 6 hours and only with food that can be reheated thoroughly. With salad or sandwiches that can’t be reheated, you’re truly rolling your dice on dying from E. coli.

No. 1196246

>>1196122
Some prepared veggies spoil even faster than meats, your boy is gonna die

No. 1196251

>>1196122
kek when i stopped eating meat i thought i was invincible too and got sick from tofu stir fry that had been in the fridge for a week. it wasn't as bad as food poisoning i've gotten from meat before but it was still rough, you're just gonna have to let him figure it out for himself one day

No. 1196325

>>1196251
Wtf, is this a common attitude in the plant-based community or is it just you and anon's boyfriend? I say this because I'm a vegetarian and also the anon who posted about being scared of letting food stay out in the first place. I didn't realize some people don't see non-meat food as food that can go bad but I also don't really pay attention to other vegetarians and vegans.

No. 1196331

>>1196325
I'm wondering this too nona!

No. 1196351

I made Thai style chili garlic oil beef over rice with an egg and fresh scallions from the kitchen garden this morning with a miso ginger soup for breakfast and sliced up a tomato with a little salt and it’s so good. I’m glad I committed to cooking this morning and didn’t cheap out for coffee or tea and a slice of toast.

No. 1196372

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>>1196351
Please ma'am, just a morsel that sounds fucking delicious anon

No. 1196404

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>>1196351
gimme!!!

No. 1196455

>>1196351
anon you now have THREE DAUGHTERS to feed i want some too!!

No. 1196537

Hmmmmm…. wondering if it's time to replace my laptop now that I can hear the fan running just from doing simple things like browsing multiple tabs on the internet….

No. 1196540

For yeears now the inside of my left knee has been prone to getting an itch. When I do scratch it (no matter how lightly I scratch) the whole area turns bright ass red for a while. The skin there looks normal the rest of the time so I've no idea what it is.

No. 1196657

>>1196351
Using stuff from your own kitchen garden makes cooking so much more rewarding, I put my chives and mint in anything I can

No. 1196879

>>1196537
Clean it out of dust; and if you know of a trusted IT specialist, ask them to run diagnostics - i don't know shit about this kind of thing but my laptop became pretty loud at some point, I asked a colleague to help, there were some updates installed by default that messed up RAM usage or whatever, he cleaned them up and laptop is now quiet as new. Better to always look for ways to fix, not replace.

No. 1196955

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Tried jackfruit today. I like it though it is very stringy. I'm assuming you aren't supposed to eat the white connective parts right?

No. 1196957

>>1196955
No don't eat the white parts!!!

No. 1196960

>>1196957
Kek thanks I figured it out pretty fast. I threw some to my dog and he tried chewing it with a concerned looked on his face

No. 1198258

I made a microwave chocolate cake and put some almonds and an apple on top.

No. 1198294

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Slept like shit and now my back hurts really bad and I have so many things to do today uuughhh

No. 1198690

>>1195726
Damn these are so expensive where I'm from.

No. 1198694

>>1196122
Can't believe I'm siding with a male smh

No. 1198698

I'm slacking off at the office. I have better results than most coworkers now for some reason so I shouldn't care that much if it makes me a little late compared to my deadline. I know I'll catch up.

No. 1198795

>>1198698
I wish I was you. What's your job if you don't mind me asking?

No. 1198850

>>1198795
I'm a recruiter and won't say lore because I bet some rl friends know about that place. But basically I'm just waiting for clients to confirm if they have finally met candidates I recommended to them so I don't have a lot of things to do right now.

No. 1198876

>>1198698
came here to post this. I only work like 3 hours a day max but since I make deadlines ahead of my lazy coworkers I actually get praised for my work ethic kek

No. 1198892

I had Pizza flavor pringles one time years and years ago and I'll never forget how much they just hit the spot. Idk why they stopped selling them where I live but I spotted some sort of limited edition pepperoni pizza version today and I had hoped they'd taste similar.. they don't. They purely taste like pepperoni and not the pizza taste I wanted.

Why does my country have some of the worst limited edition versions of snacks but we fail to import alot of more popular shit that is at least proven to be well liked?

No. 1198929

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Playing hypnospace outlaw because Sims 4 is broke and i love the game, even though I watched like 15 people play and i'm still finding new cool things!
It's like a soup or a Dip, we call it heat and sip!

No. 1198935

>>1198892
my sister brought a whole pack of Pringles with different mini packs. All she has left is the Pizza flavor. kek.
I also don't like the new Pringles man, he's not as cool as the old one.

No. 1199433

I've been having 1-2 desserts and a milk tea everyday for a little over the past week. Kind of paranoid that I will get diabetes, but I don't think diabetes is caused by eating too much sugar anyway.
Anyway I'm about to go have a very late breakfast. Idk what I'm making yet, but I will have a milk tea.

No. 1199437

>>1199433
you can get type 2 diabetes from eating too much sugar but unless those desserts are entire cakes then youre probably not at risk lol. enjoy your milk tea!!

No. 1199445

>>1199437
I thought the weight gain from eating too much sugar is what can cause diabetes? Idk, I honestly am not very educated on this.
Admittedly, I've had my own eating problems that I've been working to fix. This has kind of been me falling back into old habits which is probably why I'm worried about it lol. But I will go enjoy my milk tea.

No. 1199454

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Anons, I have the choice between three games, (1) an idol business simulator, (2) a political choose your own adventure type text-RPG and (3) that one visual novel where I got four out of 108 endings so far. Please tell me which one to play.

No. 1199460

>>1199454
idol business. and i'm bored. do you have a link?

No. 1199470

>>1199437
Sugar is a symptom not a cause. It’s excess fat putting stress on your organs preventing proper insulin production. Then when you consume too much sugar and don’t have the insulin to process it you get the diabetic symptoms.
Other things can play factors like fasting as women for more than 6 hours and then eating something sugar and carb heavy that’s too much for your body to process after the break.

No. 1199479

>>1199454
2nd sounds like disco elysium so go for that one

No. 1199481

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No. 1199485

>>1199479
Nope, it's Suzerain, but yours sounds interesing, maybe I'll pick it up sometime.

No. 1199493

>>1199485
Oh you totally should, it's excellent. But Suzerain is really good too, so i'm still voting for it. Out of curiosity, what is this massive visual novel?

No. 1199524

>>1199493
Whoops, I accidentally counted 12x3x3 instead of 12x3 for some reason, so it's actually only 36 and not 108 endings. With only about two hours per route, it's actually not that big. Anyways, it's Dead Wishes. I'll probably play Suzerain after I inevitably end up bankrupt in Idol Manager due to my obvious lack of math skills lol.

No. 1199525

Gonna boil these eggs. Best by date said April 26 but I cracked one open and it looks fine. It’ll probably be fine, I want some soy sauce egg on rice.

No. 1199548

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>>1199481
Where did you get that picture from?

No. 1199558

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>>1199525
Put the eggs in water, if they sink they're fine, if they float they're spoiled.

No. 1199642

There's been a fly buzzing around for the past 30 minutes and it's really irritating me

No. 1199768

>>1199642
Eat it

No. 1199867

There is nothing better than freshly washed sheets under a weighed blanket in a cool room.

No. 1199921

I have a single tomato, and I want to use it before it goes bad but I don't know what to make. Maybe I'll just make a grilled cheese and have (seasoned) tomato as a side.

No. 1199953

>>1199867
ugh, yes. it's like the wholesome version of a cigarette

No. 1199967

i was approached by a really cute guy tonight but i immediately told him i had a bf except i don't actually have a bf i'm just an autist who's very dedicated to her husbando

No. 1199971

>>1199967
Respect. You did the right thing nona

No. 1199993

>>1199921
I think that is a good choice. A single tomato should be savored.

No. 1200245

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Treated myself to a large coffee out today and the guy serving me only charged me for a small. Things are really looking up for me. Yep life is going my way. That tarot video that said 'abundance is coming my way' sure fucking is.

No. 1200256

>>1199548
Sorry, I just googled cat in tutu lol.

No. 1200257

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>>1199921
Just eat it like that.

No. 1200277

Picked out some books I'll reward myself with if I pass my final exams with straight A's.

No. 1200438

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I bought some liquid snack for my cat for the first time, hoping for gifrel, but she just sniffed it, didn't even try it, and now shows no interest at all…

No. 1200441

>>1200438
Oh well now you can have all to yourself!

No. 1200448

>>1199481
It was painted by Grace from G2andG on Etsy

No. 1200452

Sometimes I really feel like I'm about to have a heart attack. Like right now.

No. 1200453

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Achievement unlocked: Bull in China Store! Make an employees day harder by letting a glass container splatter all over the floor!

No. 1200461

My car is in the shop so they gave me a loaner and I don't want to go back to my car kek. It's brand new and heats up my butt so quick.

No. 1200515

I ate macarons for the first time and they’re not at all how I expected they would be. I thought it would be really crispy all the way through, like a cracker, but it’s just a thin layer of crispiness.

No. 1200529

I failed to solve my assignment on time again, we have to solve these problems if we want a better grade but they're hard and no matter how long I try to solve them I always manage to figure it out a little before I have to turn in the assignment and then I never have time to copy what I wrote to a nice paper. Dammit I don't even care about getting a better grade but they say the professor doesn't like it if you don't turn in at least two. This is such bullshit either make it required or don't make it required. Don't make it half required. I wasted all day for nothing



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