/m/ - Bad Writing thread #1

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Bad Writing thread #1 Anonymous 07/08/24 (Mon) 05:44:55 PM No. 398914

We have a bad art thread so why not one for bad writing?
Post and discuss
>purple prose
>cringeworthy dialogue
>retarded characters
>bizarre plots
>tryhard style
>breasts breasting boobily
and more!

see also:
book general >>>/m/351019
overrated fiction >>>/m/15093
author cows >>>/snow/1959094(use the existing thread)

Anonymous 07/08/24 (Mon) 05:47:45 PM No. 398915

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insipired by this excerpt by neil gaiman

Anonymous 07/08/24 (Mon) 05:52:41 PM No. 398919

This is a good idea for a thread OP. Since a lot of cows fancy themselves as ~artistes~ there's some serious crossover potential here kek

Anonymous 07/08/24 (Mon) 06:13:28 PM No. 398926

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This is an old /lit/ post but the writing always gives me so much second hand embarrassment

Anonymous 07/08/24 (Mon) 06:20:21 PM No. 398929

>>398926
> Lysidike
> Anaximander
> Tlexitcl
> his oily smarts
I've read this 5 times and still feel like I'm trying to decode an ancient language.

Anonymous 07/08/24 (Mon) 06:27:28 PM No. 398932

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No lolcow bad writing thread would be complete without snippets from Onion boy.

Anonymous 07/08/24 (Mon) 10:48:58 PM No. 399000

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reposting this one from the cringe thread bc the attempt at turning tryhard tumblr smol bean posts into actual writing is something

Anonymous 07/08/24 (Mon) 11:20:14 PM No. 399011

>>399000
I've read actual published novels that are written like this and I could feel my brain turning into sludge

Anonymous 07/08/24 (Mon) 11:27:05 PM No. 399017

retard
>>>/m/207965

Anonymous 07/08/24 (Mon) 11:51:22 PM No. 399036

>>398914
>>399017
JFC. What is with all these newfags with no board etiquette? How hard is it to just search the catalog for fucks sake

Anonymous 07/09/24 (Tue) 01:16:19 AM No. 399145

Can we post fanfics

Anonymous 07/09/24 (Tue) 01:34:26 AM No. 399173

>>399036
>>399017
i did a cursory catalog search but didn't notice the old dead thread, my bad. report this thread and necro the old one if it offends you that much.
>>399145
sure!

Anonymous 07/09/24 (Tue) 02:44:34 AM No. 399228

>>398926
HIS OILY SMARTS… classic kek. how would you even edit this anonsisters… genuinely wdhmbt
>>399000
this genuinely makes me suicidal