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No. 207965

Post bad lyrics, poetry, stories etc.

No. 207971

Hop in the Lambo', I'm on my way
Drew House slippers on with a smile on my face
I'm elated that you are my lady
You got the yum, yum, yum, yum
You got the yum, yum-yum, woah

No. 208035

Great thread idea nonnie ! I love bad lyrics so much, I know it's Fantano but this video cracks me up every time

No. 208038

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samefag but I will also never forget about that one drake line, jesus

No. 208054

No. 208083

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"What is free will if the will cannot be free" - Uada, 2020.

No. 208198

and this is why the yassified BBL Drake meme is so funny to me.

No. 208220

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Nice thread idea OP. I'll go ahead and post a classic

No. 208221

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Harry Styles' bandmate kek

No. 213437

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Very old "poetry" by Luna that I had saved for some reason.

No. 213442

Late but it reminds of the anon in a celebricows thread who was convinced (or trolling?) that Drake was actually FtM.

No. 213463

>not posting My Immortal
That fic was the epitome of cringe but in the most hilarious way.

No. 213497

yeah but it stopped being funny literally a decade ago

No. 213503

You must be seriously fucking gullible to still not realize My Immortal was a blatant trollfic.

No. 213514

Tbh there's no evidence it was but I'd love to believe it was due to how satirical it was. A good description of fanfics in the 00s overall.

No. 213516

It's WAY too on the nose not to be.

No. 213519

It never stopped being funny.

No. 213520

start posting those AI dungeon texts pls

No. 213633

I still believe it was written somewhat seriously in the beginning (mostly because of Raven's fanfic "I'm not okay") but she changed her mind around chapter 6.

No. 213674

i sometimes read random cow threads and I always wondered where the big areolas meme came in the Luna thread

No. 216150

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Any song by Flo Rida

No. 216178

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Honestly, this whole verse but especially the last line

No. 216179

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No comment

No. 216332

Fucking nasty. I miss when I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry was as stupid as it got regarding bi women

No. 219282

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Not sure why the band Tramp Stamps were made fun of so much, you'd think this song would be relatable to every straight she/they out there who claims to be queer

No. 219286

The implication that white men are particularly bad is what got me. SOC(scrotes of color) are just as bad if not worse.

Although the main thing they were ridiculed for was being blatant industry plants poorly copying egirl fashion and pretending to be punk while having zero street cred. If this song were written by a woc calling out men of her own race on their shit, it wouldnt have gotten as much hate(except from scrotes)

No. 219308


wtf is this shit. It's written so bad even ignoring the subject matter

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No. 220170

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No. 221666

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I'm sure it's satire but I'm posting anyway.

No. 221667

Not gonna lie, I kind of like it.

No. 221703

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Slumber Party by Ashnikko is definitely the bihet girls anthem.

No. 221941

>hentai boobies

Sounds like a coomer moid anthem

No. 222376

can someone explain the "Lifehacks in the bathroom" thing?

No. 222429

I guess it's referencing to random scribblings on a public bathroom wall that turn out to be actually pretty solid life tips? And since a lot of people use the public bathroom a lot of people will see it, thus it "going viral". Or maybe it's literally just referencing a "life hack" tiktok that was filmed inside a bathroom and went viral. I'm probably overthinking it either way as he was probably fucked up on drugs while writing it and is just saying random words that vaguely rhyme and don't make any sense

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No. 223472

That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is

sometimes these two lines show up in my head randomly and I can't help but laugh out loud

No. 224620

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idk if anons dumb sexual fantasies count but this is from the female fantasies thread i wasn't sure if i should post it but whatever it made me cringe and i kinda laughed ig

No. 224652

>bad writing
Everytime a person I know offline or online that praises themselves for their writing talent actually link me one of their stories.

I don't know why so many people are horribly over-estimating their own talent. The actual good writers I know never praise themselves for this, instead they improve and read a lot of other books to learn from them.

No. 224785

Fuck, I hope I'm not your example kek. To be fair, I feel like I'm a better writer than I was, not necessarily good though obviously I hope I'm doing okay. I wouldn't hype myself to others like that, though (and I read as much as possible). Do those "good" authors not read? Makes me think of onion

No. 225090

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My Immortal rewritings are already shitty enough but this one adds troonery to it apparently, I haven't read the thing but it looks incredibly stupid.

No. 225092

>My Immortal rewrites
Why? Can't upgrade perfection

No. 225094

Ugh, can't people leave things alone? This is why everything gets tainted.

No. 225100

No I doubt we know each other. And the ones I mean always ramble about their talent and how others told them they should make money with it and then they downtalk all other writers because they are allegedly the best and then you read it and it's some fucking shit with bad formatting, wrong grammar and elementary school tier story.
>Do those "good" authors not read?
I noticed that the worst types never or barely read themselves, either because they hate reading in general (bad start if they want to be a writer) or because they deem themselves so much better than everybody else that they consider everything not written by them trash (also a very bad start).

No. 225103

Yeah I don't get it, the whole point of My Immortal is how fucking insane it is, rewriting it to make it "good" just turns it into a boring HP fic.

No. 225494

didn't this anon made this as a joke though ?

No. 226105

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I'm glad this is a thread, only thing I have to contribute at the moment though is remembering how bad 50 Shades' writing is. Never read it but heard of all the dumb phrases.

I know it's low hanging fruit but it definitely deserves a place in the bad writing thread.

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No. 233579

This reminds me of the reddit post about how women always write men with too much emotion.

Who wrote this? I don't think it's that bad, maybe I have bad taste lol.

No. 233684

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Never give book deals to driverfags

No. 233685

Is this reylo fanfic kek?

No. 233698

>Hamilton time?
No no no no no no no no no anything but that

No. 233704

I'm offended, this isn't a driverfags thing, this is a terminally online adult YA fangirl cringe

No. 233717

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girl crush by florence given

No. 233718

>implying that isn't the average driverfag
female autists is the same

No. 234066

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The heterosexuality radiating from this exert is at dangerous, life threatening levels. Also I googled the author and she sounds absolutely insufferable.

No. 234203

It's absolutely not

No. 236009

I don't think so but she definitely seems to have some writercow-like qualities from what little I know. She wrote another nonfiction book before called Women Don't Owe You Pretty which got some very positive reviews even though it seemed like it came from 2012 tumblr

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