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No. 139588

A containment thread for us driverfags to sperg.
Post here about Adam Driver's:
>film roles and characters
>different looks
>interviews
>merch
>homemade AD memes to die for! ♥
>insane people and conspiracy theories from r/adamdriverfans
etc.
Notable happenings in last thread:
>the rise and fall of chair drama feat Lidia Franco
>Anette trailer finally gets released, the movie is coming on the 6th of July 2021
>House of Gucci (release in November 2021) is being filmed, charming photos make driverfags wish they were Lady Gaga
>Adam Driver to star as a professor in Hitler studies in another movie by Noah Bauman - "White Nose", to be released in 2022
>More upcoming AD movies: historical drama-thriller "The Last Duel" (release in October 2021), science fiction thriller "65" (TBA)
>the discovery of driverfag cow aka Sariah Wilson and her romance novel "The Seat Filler" based on meeting Adam Driver

Do not come here to talk how ugly AD is according to you, how driverfags have no taste etc. This is an Adam Driver positivity thread (though healthy criticism is okay). If you hate him, just hide the thread!
If you see hater posts, please report them as derailing and do not reply
Previous thread >>122022

No. 139947

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New thread inauguration party!

No. 139976

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>>139947
Ayyy, we made it to Thread 2.

No. 139977

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>>139976
I never noticed how he was being circled by thirsty ladies in these party pictures

No. 139988

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I hate this fucking book so much. Never expected to read about Sariah instructing Adam Driver how he should ran his charity, yet here we are.
I take screencaps whenever something infuriating or stupid happens and I have way too many by. now.

No. 140010

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>>139977
The guy on the top left is sending me kek
But yeah, understandable, all those women wanting a piece of him lol he seem to be comfortable though (drunk?)

>>139988
Oof, mang. I am still at the beginning, but I caught myself physically cringing at one part (the "you never even sniffed pizza" one lol)
I am not looking forward to the rest of it

Here's Oscar doing what we all wanna do his tiny hands!
Also I must say that I am glad that we are in a new thread now because the old one was so heavy, it would always crash on my phone lmao
I am very glad

No. 140025

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Sariah wilson allegedly a mormon. If this true big yikes.

https://twitter.com/lizzysbennett/status/1387590996444078088?s=19

>>139988
I feel I know Sariah is very controlling person in general after reading it.

Go for it Anon. I hate that the MC is bitching everytime where there is not Adam Driver self insert in present.

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I feel morally obligated to post some Adam Meaty Tiddy™ on the first 10 posts of the new thread. It's on the thread title, after all.

No. 140039

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>>140010
> I caught myself physically cringing at one part (the "you never even sniffed pizza" one lol) I am not looking forward to the rest of it
What is the opposite of a treat? Because you are in for it. Seriously, through the entire book there are so many parts when the protagonist comments on someone eating (or not) some junk food, or just scarfing something down. Not-Adam even enables her LMAO.
>Here's Oscar doing what we all wanna do
I wouldn't even notice him if you didn't say he's there!
>Also I must say that I am glad that we are in a new thread now because the old one was so heavy, it would always crash on my phone lmao
Thought I was the only one. My phone is trash and almost doesn't allow me to post on lolcow (unless I use Opera Mini or something). I hate this so much
>>140025
What does the twitter person mean? How does the knowledge that Sariah may be involved in a cult-like religion may change people's opinion on her paper-thin, trashy romance novels? This isn't Lolita so that you have to look into cultural context, references, biography of the author etc. to fully enjoy the prose. I feel like OP only wants to flex about her complicated relationship with ~Mormon culture~. I mean, Stephenie Meyer also turned out to be a Mormon. Did it bring something to our understanding of Twilight? Not much, if anything, it worsened it. Anyway Sariah kind of reminds me of Stephenie looks wise, so it would be another similarity. Didn't expect to say that, but I respect Stephenie TONS more for never writing an RPF and instead mostly inventing Edward and his family.
>Go for it Anon. I hate that the MC is bitching everytime where there is not Adam Driver self insert in present.
Thanks, I will dump screencaps along with my commentary. Hope it's not clogging the thread too much. Bitching about this novel makes me feel better.
So, about those screencaps… Sorry in advance for autism. As fan fiction writers would say, DLDR (kek).
>#1 - nice to know Sariah also has the 'man big, thing small' fetish. I found that part almost kind of cute. Could I imagine Adam Driver saying something like it? Probably not. Please correct me if I am wrong.
>#2 - how are we feeling about Star Wars being turned into a film trilogy about fae/faeries? Personally, I find it too weird. Cannot imagine something with that feminine title being as popular as SW. I mean, it would be fine if I didn't know she's truly referring to SW… but she is, so I bring my knowledge about the real life film series and it clashes with the title. Anyway fictionalized versions of real franchises are so tricky. Offtopic but I wanted to do that in my novel, but now I think I will go with straight up referencing everything. Good to not be a burgerfag and be able to do things like that. I feel like 'X thing but under a bland name' kinda weakens the impact. IDK I just don't like it, but understand it's necessary. ANYWAY back to the topic. I hate that Sariah just HAD TO include her spergout about TROS in her fucking novel. Also it never stops confusing me that she apparently forgot that without JJ Abrams (and the 2 other writers), there wouldn't be Rey and Kylo at all. This is peak spergout. Especially when you remember she pasted hashtags in the middle of her 'thanks' section. The only good thing I can say about it is that in the future, the novel will be like an unintentional period piece of both Star Wars and Adam Driver fandom (or the more unhinged parts of it).
>#3 - I hate the verb 'to swoon' thanks to Sariah and her readers. Anyway I died at Sariah once more shilling her idea of Adam Driver as Mr Darcy.
>#4 - Sariah would literally murder farmers that say that AD is ugly. LMFAO. Anyway it really feels like she's getting on her soapbox here. Kinda hard for me to imagine her character (who is kinda playing hard to get?) sperging how hot 'Noah' is. Kinda related, but Sariah often describes Noah as having primitive, animalish charm to it. Am I imagining it, or has Adam Driver expressed being uncomfortable with people talking about him like that? Not sure if that was something that happened, or I just mixed farmers' reactions to the 'he looks like a monkey' comment by an interviewer and AD being bashful when called a sex icon.
>#5 - nothing much to say, just cringe. Because I know that Sariah watched the relevant part of TFA like 100 times.
>#6 - why did you not buy the cutout??? If you are gonna be an obsessed sperg, you might as well go for it. I recently saw a guide on how to DIY a cutout of your waifu and I almost wanna send it to Sariah (disclaimer: I absolutely wouldn't. Especially since she can afford like 100 cutouts of Adam Driver). Anyway if her character is such a sperg as well as a self-insert, why there is no mention of her writing fanfics about Malek and Aliana? Kind of a missed chance here.
>#7 - there is doing your research, and then there is just lifting someone's statements from a page, rewording them a bit and pasting them in your novel. THIS IS NOT OKAY. Like if I had too much time on my hands, I could make a giant reference file of every Adam Driver interview that she used for Noah. I have shit memory, and yet I constantly catch myself recognizing his exact words in Sariah's novel (and once words of redditors at r/adamdriverfans). How the fuck is that not a basis for a lawsuit? When she made the announcement about giving AITAF 1/4 of her earnings from the first week of the novel sales, for a moment I thought they have striked some kind of a deal… but then I realized it's just her being crazy as usual (not that Adam would agree to something like that in the first place, see >>139988).

Anyway I have admitted to not being the best with romances >>139792, so maybe this book just isn't for me. I have to admit to feeling very uncomfortable with being subjected to Sariah's fantasies. Like the entire novel feels like the fanfics I would imagine (when I was a kid) about myself (sorry, my self-insert) and whatever anime/vidya guy I was crushing at the moment. The plot points, the drama, the hero literally up the ass of the protagonist… I think it would be better if the novel either stayed in Sariah's head (or diary), or at least she was more subtle about this being an RPF about Adam Driver and herself.

No. 140045

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>>140010
Thank you for pointing out the guys face, it’s hilarious. I also never noticed they’re grabbing Adam’s hand kek

>>140025
I don’t see how being Mormon is relevant to her other books, unless we’re taking about sexual repression. Maybe they’re an outlet for her fantasies, but that’s every romance novel. And I don’t pass off bad writing on religion. Seems like people are making weak excuses for her mediocrity

>>140039
>Sariah just HAD TO include her spergout about TROS in her fucking novel

I find her fixation on TROS to be the most disturbing thing about her. Asking Adam about the ending was her original premise for entering the contest to meet him (I don’t know if it’s true or just a noble cause to sell her followers). She seriously went to a red carpet event with her daughter and the help of his charity and didn’t realize it wasn’t the right place or time. Then she enters another contest and makes inappropriate comments to Daisy about JJ and wears a shirt about TROS. Not to mention her constant sperging on Twitter. It just seems really wild for a married adult with a kid to be that fixated and to not realize saying these things is socially odd. Giving me Annie Wilkes from Misery vibes

No. 140052

>>140045
>Giving me Annie Wilkes from Misery vibes
You know… kinda same. Good thing Sariah has a husband and children, cause God knows what would happen. I was under the assumption that she was divorced and that's why she became so obsessed with Adam/Reylo, but turns out it's not true.
God, your post gave me an idea for a 'novel' about Sadie Wilson who kidnaps an unnamed movie director so that she can force him to canonize her OTP. It would be hilarious if someone wrote it as both RPF and a Misery fanfiction. I hope someone wrote it in an alternate reality (cause I sure as hell wouldn't, I'm not psycho kek).

No. 140067

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>God, your post gave me an idea for a 'novel' about Sadie Wilson who kidnaps an unnamed movie director so that she can force him to canonize her OTP.
I think Sariah Wilson will not be happy for that. Can wait to have a thread about that in her twitter. Lol I kinda wish this is a movie than a novel

Currently I'm on chapter 22 and dear god, This lady doesn't understand the concept of phobia. Not Adam became her therapist to cure his kissing phobia. Adam want Not Sariah Kiss him and it described in a very horrendous. The kissphobia saga is the most cringy, and it make me most uncomfortable. After she finally kissing because you know Phobia "cured" te-he , she want to date him.

I curious , What do Book/Literature anons think what her literature taste because she seems not happy when white noise adapted into film starting him.

No. 140071

>>140067
Lol just realized I'm a dumbass, meant to type Sadie Williams. Really hope she doesn't sperg about us. I feel like she (or her agent? someone?) may have google alerts set up whenever her name is mentioned. Maybe she has a good tard wrangler though (or maybe not, judging by her twitter).
>Currently I'm on chapter 22 and dear god, This lady doesn't understand the concept of phobia. Not Adam became her therapist to cure his kissing phobia. Adam want Not Sariah Kiss him and it described in a very horrendous. The kissphobia saga is the most cringy, and it make me most uncomfortable. After she finally kissing because you know Phobia "cured" te-he , she want to date him.
I am around the same moment and the phobia/anxiety/trauma thing incredibly pisses me off. Like when she kept sperging how she has this dark secret weighting her down… ugh. Not to mention it's kinda disturbing she had to mention that she had a pillow with Not-Adam when she was 14 (obviously I know it's only the character and not the real Sariah, but still). Everything about this novel is so horrible and annoying.
BTW are the other celebrity characters based on someone? Excluding the one who's supposed to be a Daisy Ridley stand-in. I have no idea if I am unfamiliar with the references or if all other stars are just random characters she came up with for the novel.
>I curious , What do Book/Literature anons think what her literature taste because she seems not happy when white noise adapted into film starting him.
She has a goodreads authors page. She had actually added novels that are not by her to her shelf (and even rated some!), so maybe you can figure something out based on that:
https://www.goodreads.com/review/list/12022758-sariah?shelf=read
Oh, and if you click on 'with text' to the right, you can see her review/opinion on the novel. From my brief look, she seems like a hardcore fan of fluffy romances.

No. 140075

>>140067
Don Delillo is similar to David Foster Wallace and is part of lit bro culture, so I get the lack of enthusiasm. I’m jaded because I’ve had to work with Delillo scholars and they’re definitely a certain type of guy (I’m actually wondering what they’ll think of the movie). But I’m always interested to see how things are adapted, so I don’t really mind.
I also see a lot of undergrad students complain about the books she mentioned. They’re not to everyone’s taste but they’re also usually crammed into entry level lit classes. Sariah can’t really talk when she wrote a cringe masterpiece like ‘Just a Boy Friend’

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No. 140085

>>140067
I thought I couldn’t hate this bitch anymore, and now she’s talking shit on Vonnegut… the audacity of her RPF-writing-ass…

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>>140075
>I also see a lot of undergrad students complain about the books she mentioned. They’re not to everyone’s taste but they’re also usually crammed into entry level lit classes. Sariah can’t really talk when she wrote a cringe masterpiece like ‘Just a Boy Friend’
This made me more interested in reading Catch-22 and Slaughterhouse-Five. Not that I'm gonna do that soon, but someday for sure. I already wanted to give them a shot someday, especially Vonnegut's novel since he seemed like a cool guy (pinkpill me if I don't know about something).
>Sariah can’t really talk when she wrote a cringe masterpiece like ‘Just a Boy Friend’
Have you read it or is it infamous?
Sidenote, but I just discovered that The Seat Filler isn't even Sariah's first 'dating a Hollywood actor' novel. At least this one isn't RPF AFAIK.

>>140081
Based and driverpilled

No. 140092

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>>140086
>Have you read it or is it infamous?

I haven't read it, but the cover art speaks for itself. It looks like porn for mormon moms

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Why

No. 140102

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>>>140045
OT to the discussion but he looks so hot here, oof
He does look amazing in black, especially

>>140039
>nice to know Sariah also has the 'man big, thing small' fetish. I found that part almost kind of cute.
After a while it does get kinda repetitive though, albeit it is relatable ngl I chuckled at the "he's like a refrigerator turned into human" part, sounded like something some farmer would say in a negative way lol

>how are we feeling about Star Wars being turned into a film trilogy about fae/faeries? Personally, I find it too weird. Cannot imagine something with that feminine title being as popular as SW

I thought it was a bit weird as well, but it didn't bother me that much. I guess it could be turned into something more masculine easily , kinda like the series Fables or like that movie Grimms (or something like that).
The TROS spergout and TLJ praise was definitely cringy, though. I rolled my eyes when she just basically copypasted her twitter opinions onto her book like that, felt very clunky as well.

>Sariah would literally murder farmers that say that AD is ugly. LMFAO.

Man, did I cringe at that as well kek it was just "goofy looking", which is so innocuous. Here he is called a deformed rat faced bastard kek Just take the L and move on Sariah would sperg out when getting shitted on for posting him on the conventional male attractions

>I know that Sariah watched the relevant part of TFA like 100 times.

The interrogation scene? kek

>>140071
Please write your Sadie Williams novel KEK

No. 140103

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Samefagging, but to all toyanons:
Have you seen the new photos that Hot Toys released of the TROS Kylo?? Apparently they changed the head sculpt for the final release. That would also explain the delays (aside from Corona)

I personally think it looks so much better!
ngl I do want it right now. Hopefully it won't sell out before I get a proper 9/5 lel

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No. 140118

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>>140103
>>140104
>>140106
HT Kylo anon here, HOLY SHIT! I checked the website a few days ago and there were old photos. God damn, I'm so excited!! You made my day with that news. He is literally perfect. I want to scream, I feel like I won the lottery!
>>140102
>ngl I chuckled at the "he's like a refrigerator turned into human" part, sounded like something some farmer would say in a negative way lol
That part made me wanna neck myself. It was supposed to be quirky but really did sound like a triggered farmer. Kek
>I guess it could be turned into something more masculine easily, kinda like the series Fables or like that movie Grimms (or something like that).
Yes, masculine! That is the word. Thanks for expressing the idea better.
>>I know that Sariah watched the relevant part of TFA like 100 times.
I feel like she meant the fight at the end where Rey owns his poor ass. And the weird thing between them happens, kinda like between Voldemort and Harry's wands. At least that's how I remember it.
>Please write your Sadie Williams novel KEK
Totally would if I weren't a terribly slow writer. I'm forever envious of people that write 100k fics in like a week.

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>>140118
I am very happy for you, nonnie! Please review it once it reaches you!

>He is literally perfect.

Yes, it's a huge improvement. I am now seriously debating wich one I like the best.
I definitely prefer the hair on the TROS one, and I also like the fact that he looks slightly less angry, maybe I am seeing things but even looks like he has the beginning of a smirk? the fact that he's less angry would work better when dressing him up with normie clothes kek
But I like the head and nose shape of the TLJ one.

Thoughts?

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>>140148
Samefagging again, but I wish they had chosen this hair style for the TLJ because it's less flat, but it's a ridiculously specific scene/take, so I understand why they didn't

No. 140175

>>140148
Imagine rubbing this doll's head on your clit

No. 140180

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>>140175
KEK Nona you'd caught me dead before letting a 250+ dollars luxury doll like that anywhere near my pussy

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I finished the seat filler, What a trainwreck. The story was boring and flat. The character are obvious self insert (Not-Sariah and Not-Adam) and one dimensional(Allan and Shebbly). The Author herself, is really obssesed with him , she throws many AD reference as many as possible. At the point it's getting really annoying. Why only snickers is mentioned as candy/sweets. Are they live in a town that only allowed snickers is eated as candy or sweets??
>Funfact: Adam has a snickers tv commercial.
Also the conflict is really forced especially in the last arc when they tried to gets married kek.
Not Adam is really Adam Driver but he talks like he is on sets and interview everytime in this books. Every dialouge with him , is like him reading a bad movie script. I bet she never know what Adam talks in real life(When I mean in real life , like talking in daily life, Stay Mad Sariah).
The MC which is Not Sariah is really boring, zero character development. She only try to be quirky and bitches when Not-Adam around. While trying to deal le typical Evil mom.
I think I have mentioned before but the Trauma and kissphobia is make me triggered so much. First of all if you have a phobia, you must need to consult a professional when you try to get yourself a theraphy. But No, in this book let use a homemade exposure theraphy with Dr Not-Adam Driver. I laughed when Not-Adam complained that he thinks mc used him and lied to him as therapist. Why do you agree to be her personal therapist while she never consult a
Professional before.
I waiting her next sequel : Our Love Forever feat Not-Adam Driver

Nice Shoes,Cinderella kek

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>>140148
This is my wholly subjective opinion, but I would go for the new Kylo! He has so many cool accessories (the hood, the cape, the mask etc) and you can do a lot with him. When I read people's opinions, it looks like he is the most polished version. And this one is retarded, but I zoomed into both figure faces and I realized that TLJ Kylo reminds me of something… then it clicked that his expression looks like the lady from pic related. I might be going a bit crazy since TROS Kylo also has a bit of confusion in his eyes if I look really hard, but it's not as much as TROS one.
>>140153
That hair was amazing! They really should have went for this one even if he looks like this in just one scene. TFA was the best movie for Kylo's hair, IDK what happened later on.
>>140175
Anon… I know you are joking but please don't. lmfao. Seconding >>140180. Even ignoring that it's expensive AF, how would that be sexually pleasing? LOL
>>140214
>>Funfact: Adam has a snickers tv commercial.
Like in real life? Jesus christ, I never knew. I need to watch it. Not-Sariah's obsession with snickers seemed like ONE personality trait and even that it's ruined now that I know it's an AD inside joke once again.
>I waiting her next sequel : Our Love Forever feat Not-Adam Driver
Would love to see a sequel featuring mean driverfags trying to tear them apart LMFAO. It's always hilarious when cows write in their 'haters' into their wish fullfilment novels to get revenge kek.

No. 140244

>>140233
>>140175
>>140180
samefag, but does anyone have that (nongraphic) comedy comic strip where a girl gets a husbando figure and decides to shove it up her vagina (it's suggested, not shown)? I wanted to post it here but I cannot find it. Pretty sure it's been doing rounds on tumblr some time ago. It irks me I cannot find it and that post reminded me of it. Anyway sorry for the degeneracy.

No. 140250

>>140244
I know exactly which comic you're talking about and now I must find it

No. 140254

>>140250
Please do, I'm so triggered about not being able to find it!

No. 140281

>>140233
In case you haven't seen it yet, here's the snickers super bowl ad. I didn't even realise before this nonnie mentioned it. Surreal >>140214

>>140233
Kek I can definitely see what you are talking about the confused face! I still kinda like the head and nose shapes. But I guess I'll keep saving movie and then I'll just grabbed the one that is available to me more easily lol

Also, I tried my best to find the webcomic, but alas. All the results were unrelated degen shit
Guess we gotta ask for it in the dumbass thread kek

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Forgive me, nonnies, for I am horny again and I will never get over the fact that Adam was holding Jermima mid sex by one arm. One arm, nonnas
Wish Girls kept going solely for Adam's sex scenes. I think he will never do another series again and that makes me sad (hopefully I am wrong)

No. 140324

>>140309
My stupid ass clicked on the NSFW spoiler on the train thinking it was another joke about Adam’s bare chest.

I think it would be nice to see him in a series again too. Once actors transition into films they usually don’t go back to tv acting. But I think the rise in streaming has made some movie directors/actors interested again because there’s a bigger budget and they can create more “serious” stories.
I also think Adam chose to do Burn This in order to stay in New York for a while with his son, so maybe if he got an offer close to home he would do it.

And now this video is going to fuel my daydreams the rest of the day. Honestly, I haven’t met a guy who can manhandle me correctly in bed like this and it makes me sad

No. 140328

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>>140324
I feel you too anon. But I think he has a reputation in film. I'm not sure he is coming back to tv series. Because he got so many awards and nominations for his film work.

Btw,How many anons has finished the novel?

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>>140324
>My stupid ass clicked on the NSFW spoiler on the train thinking it was another joke about Adam’s bare chest.
Sorry nonny lmao I never spoiler his tiddies, personally.

>some movie directors/actors interested again because there’s a bigger budget and they can create more “serious” stories.

I think I mentioned it in the old thread but once I had a dream that he was part of a HBO series that was directed by Martin Scorsese or the likes and he was a priest against celibacy or whatever. He was not the protagonist, but he was a big secondary character.
Hopefully I have divination powers in my dreams kek Or I'll have to write the novel in less than a year sell my soul to Satan and HBO

>And now this video is going to fuel my daydreams the rest of the day. Honestly, I haven’t met a guy who can manhandle me correctly in bed like this and it makes me sad

Relatable, unfortunately. That clip has lived rent free in my mind since I first watched girls

>>140328
Big tiddies man makes brain go brrrr

>Btw,How many anons has finished the novel?

I greatly overestimated my tolerance for shitty RPF self insert novels. Really thought I'd be able to review it by tomorrow but I am literally in the middle of it still.

No. 140353

>>140352
>Or I'll have to write the novel in less than a year sell my soul to Satan and HBO
That would be so worth it, anon.
>I greatly overestimated my tolerance for shitty RPF self insert novels. Really thought I'd be able to review it by tomorrow but I am literally in the middle of it still.
Same. I suddenly want to read literally anything else from my long book list.

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>>140353
I was kidding when I said I wanted the Kylo Ren voice AI to read it for me, but honestly it would be so practical cause then I'd be able to mindless listen to not-Adam Driver reading his own lines while drawing or doing chores. I used to do it with other books, but the overtly robotic voice would get on my nerves after a while, while that AI AD voice is fairly natural.

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What the fuck. When I saw Rian Johnson's name, I had to double check. She's been substituting names of real people (AD, Daisy Ridley) with bullshit she came up with, only to mention Johnson like no problem AND somehow make him the director of the fae movie. WHY? This is infuriating and jarring as fuck since it completemy breaks what little suspension of disbelief I had. I can't. Why didn't she change his name to something like Rudy Jamestown? Everybody would know who she meant, but it wouldn't muddle Sariah Wilson's Extended Universe (>>140086 those other 2 books about dating actor happen in it as well). But I guess she HAD TO crawl up Johnson's ass one more timer. Wonder why she didn't write about Sariah and Adam Driver… oh wait, that would be a surefire way to get a lawsuit

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>>140378
fuck you sariah, I'm so glad I haven't paid for this travesty.
Too lazy to stitch that screenshot in, but even in this book she is demanding answers from AD why Ben Solo died. JFC, gatekeeping suddenly seems reasonable.

No. 140388

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>>140378
I know we've been joking about her obsession with Adam, but if I was Rian I would be equally worried. She tweeted about her conversation with him to the point that other Star Wars fans started voicing concern and now she's directly naming him in this book. It's seriously creepy.

Sariah really wants that TROS ending fixed

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>>140388
OMG your shoop killed me! Especially since I just reached pic related and all I can think about is how Sariah has zero self-awareness of how she comes across even to other women who are kinda spergy about Adam and Ben

No. 140439

>>140418
I'm done with this shit. Terrible experience, do not recommend, here is a fun twitter thread breaking down the novel (in case someone hasn't read TSF yet and doesn't want to waste time):
https://twitter.com/bensreys/status/1387474349150679040?s=21
Also apparently one of the celebrities was a riff on Joaquin Phoenix, with whom Sariah apparently has some beef???

No. 140443

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>>140439
Someone in twitter mentioned before. She dislike Parasite without watching it.
Here the reference

No. 140449

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>>140439
Isn't it the Chase character? All I could think about was Joaquin Phoenix and Joker, but then I thought it was just in my head. Guess not

>>140443
When I read this I thought she was dissing on Roma (because LATAM and also Oscar winning), but the parasite parallel is way more obvious now in hindsight.

>>140388
This gave me a hearty kek, I love it anon!

No. 140451

>>140443
>I hadn't seen it. I preferred romantic comedies and fairy tales
That's a taste of a child…
>>140449
The bizzare thing is that Chase is the prince charming of her previous novels. IDK what to make of that. I guess she abandoned him as soon as she could upgrade to Adam Driver?

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Happy May the 4th!

No. 140544

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>>140543
(That's just my excuse to post Kylo Ren)

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No. 140547

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No. 140548

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>>140547
Gotta have some Ben Swolo

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>>140544
All the gifs reminded me I've been craving a quality single player game in which you can play as Kylo. Sigh.
BTW I have finished The Rise of Kylo Ren comic and must say that the later half is less emotional (IMHO) than the first one, mostly because it focuses on characters that don't exist beyond the comic. Still glad that I read it.

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>>140543
Happy May 4th. Some of my favorite parts of the movies were his stylized combat scenes.

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>>140555
Also, is anyone else interested in going to Galaxy's Edge at Disneyland or Disney World? If you've already gone, how was it? It seems cool and I heard Kylo was in one of the rides.
None of my family or friends like theme parks, so I don't know if I'll ever go

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>>140558
I would actually love to go there, the ride looks amazing.
I would love to go and wear some campy shit like picrel while disneybouding Kylo Ren and buying some souvenirs and maybe even a lightsaber I am cringe, but I am free
Unfortunately this is not at all on my foreseeable future because my country's economy is in the gutter and we're a covid ghetto kek

No. 140562

>>140561
Here's part of the ride for those that never saw it before. The animatronics are very impressive and the voice is Adam's!

No. 140564

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Today in /ot/. Damn, nice to know that I am literally influencing Hollywood. Why the fuck does James Franco still have a career then?

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>>140564
>Makes me physically ill
Lmao "oh no le scawwy adam dwivew twiggwes me uwu"
I can't wrap my head around this one, there are literal Saville and Epstein simps on this site but for some reason a goofy looking actor is the biggest sin

Also what's weirder is that they don't know what types of women I like either? I may actually like weird looking women as well. Am I influencing Hollywood? I wonder if these nonnies are the same that complain about Anya Taylor Joy being fug (I personally think she's cute though)

Have some triggering tits

No. 140570

>>140567
This is triggering me because I know that I will never be able to rest my face on those tits.

No. 140571

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I have no words

No. 140576

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>>140570
Big same

>>140571
I fear ever laying my eyes upon its competition, then

No. 140579

>>140561
Same. I'm a little jealous seeing everyone's pictures there today for May 4th. Disney is one of the only acceptable public places to dress like an over-the-top fan (aside from conventions).
>>140562
Damn, that looks cool

>>140564
Honestly, these type of comments are just funny to me. This whole site is made up of hundreds of threads about the weirdest people and topics on the internet, yet talking about a mainstream actor is somehow controversial. Women have thirsted after weird looking men since the beginning of time (the unconventional attraction thread is wild), what's new?

>>140571
Okay Amazon editors, which one of you is the cringe driverfag?

No. 140582

>>140579
>Okay Amazon editors, which one of you is the cringe driverfag?
Kek this reminds me, I always wonder if some of the cows or even youtubers that use this site are covert driverfags. Like, I had a suspicion that maybe Jenny Nicholson or Amanda the Jedi could be farmers, they are strong candidates to be crypto-driverfags.

Vidrel, Drew Barrymore being a driverfag @ 1:20

No. 140609

I love his eyes

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So does it mean AD is okay with it? Or are they just being polite in the organization's name since she is donating profits

No. 140707

>>140703
I think it was polite to thank someone for publicly donating, even if they are an overbearing fan. The org is largely run by other staff, so I don't know if Adam is even aware or knows what the book is about. Gucci is about to finish filming so I doubt he's doing much work with AITAF right now anyway.
Also, I don't think the org gets that many substantial donations (aside from the Ben Solo fundraiser Adam made a thank you video for). It's mostly grants, so it's good to highlight a donation so others might feel inspired to contribute.
Wonder how they would feel about her snarky comment about how "Noah" runs his fictional charity

Sariah would probably die happy if he ever acknowledged her the same way, but I highly doubt the book generated that much money

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>>140707
This anon wrote exactly my thoughts down so just have a rare 30 year old Adam picture

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>>140703
>>140707
I'm on the same mind anon. I think the organization just being polite for her. Anyway I don't think Sariah will come back in twitter, even if she back again,her tweets will be disabled for reaply. She still active blocking people tho. She posts in another in social Media, facebook and Instagram.

No. 140761

>>140732
>>140707
>>140725
I've seen a lady on social media site (a random user, I think) claim that AITAF as well as AD are well aware of the novel, basically 'worked closely on it' (or something) and that AITAF received free copies (???) and therefore are okay with TSF. She didn't give any sources on that and deleted her comment later on, so I have zero proof. It made me curious if I'm missing something out. It made zero sense to me since even Sariah knows Adam doesn't want people to support AITAF based on him being the founder.

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>>140761
I'm sure they're aware of the book, but I highly doubt they "worked closely on it."
Sariah or her publishing company may have contacted AITAF beforehand to propose a donation and see how the book would be received legally (I'll donate if you don't sue me). But I'm almost positive Adam is largely uninvolved because a lot of celebrity endorsed nonprofits are inundated with similar cases of fans donating to get attention. And honestly, a lot of celebs plant the seed for an org and raise funds but aren't involved in day-to-day business. At most he may have given the green light because he doesn't plan to sue and money is money. This was probably his face when he got the phone call about a weird self-insert romance book.

I could be completely wrong and eat my words later, but that's just my perspective.

No. 140875

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>Adam Driver + #HouseofGucci security team member at wrap party May 6, 2021. “What do I do turn to the dark side?” caption -cr: just.jack.italy
Cute photo stolen from ADFiles ♥

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>>140875
I think it’s cute he also signed this for his sound tech

No. 140890

Damn, I want new quality AD content… like a good interview…or a movie…
>>140879
That's so cute! I would not be able to tell what he scribled, though!

No. 140892

>>140890
It says
>My sound guy from the dark side

No. 140896

>>140879
It kind of reminds me of how he sent Ben Affleck's son signed Kylo Ren merch for his birthday. I wonder if he stockpiles them as gifts or if his sound tech asked him to sign it for her. It's cute af

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I am currently just two chapters shy of finishing that published fanfiction, and I can post my unrequited honest review later I fucking hate the liar revealed trope

>>140770
Kek that picture is perfect. And I agree with you 100%.

>>140875
He looks kinda tired, aw. I hope he get a bit of rest before they start filming White Noise.
Which btw is my mos antecipated movie of his, I think! I really like all of Noah Bambauch's movies, especially the ones starring or co-starring Adam.

>>140879
Super cute!

>>140896
He also made a quick video for Ben's son saying he was Kylo Ren, wasn't it? I may be remembering it wrong, though.

No. 141011

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I just get Kylo Ren Nendoroid and it's on new condition with decent price.
>>141009
I hope he doesn't overwork too much. I mostly excited with 65 anon

I think he wrote his son birthday message as kylo ren, correct me if I wrong.

Btw , Do nonnies know he also involved as main cast in Yankee Comandante?

No. 141013

>>141011
Apparently he did a video too! Vidrel, Ben talks about it. Very cute.

I knew he was doing Yankee Comandante, but was it filmed already or is it yet to start? People really don't talk much about this movie. All I know is that he's supposedly blonde there lol

No. 141019

>>141011
>>141013
I think it was approved by the studio, but COVID probably delayed shooting for awhile. It might start later this year or maybe even next year. I think they probably want to film in Cuba, but I don't know what the pandemic situation is like there.

The birthday story is really cute.

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>>141013
I waited my entire life for this

No. 141030

>>141011
>I just get Kylo Ren Nendoroid and it's on new condition with decent price.
please post cute photos when you get it!!!
>>141028
what the fuck, it looks good on him though I will always love his dark hair the most

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>>141028
I do prefer his black hair as well, but this a great shoop, wow
He looks like a 90s grungy boy
I guess we also have Matt to guesstimate how it will be lol

>>140890
I also really miss his interviews. I love the SAG-AFTRA interviews with Janelle Ridley. Especially those there are one hour long, even if I hear some of the same stories sometimes.

No. 141040

>>141028
Oh my god, my heart, he's so hot!



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