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No. 66360
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i just want to be in a threesome with two other women, tbh. not to mention i have a reoccurring fantasy about being fwb with another woman.
No. 66362
>>66360Same to be honest - I want a fwb with another girl too. Just getting along, flick some music on with a glass of wine and then spend the evening kissing and eating each other out. Sounds good to me.
But the thing is whenever Ive tried to look for another girl interested (pref online) they're all dodgy or hideous :(
No. 66419
>>66358Are you me?
I just wanna be embraced and loved by an older voluptuous woman
Also I read the thing your pic comes from and could honestly relate except for some points (the whole mother thing,i never was clingy)
>tfw it probably will never happen and i'll probably die alone No. 66422
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I found les porn once where Girl 1 just sat there while Girl 2 rubbed her clit all over Girl 1's boob and it was really hot and I can't find anymore porn like that and I wanna try it.
No. 66425
Helping a drunk girl get away from some pushy guy trying to take her home with him then taking advantage of her myself except she's into it so it's not rapey.
I'm also curious as to what it's like to fuck with a strap on.
Meeting a shipwrecked busty alien chick then hiding her in my home and waking up to her trying to breast feed from me because sex-based alien culture and other shenanigans.
>>66403Grindhr
No. 66439
>>66428I never had a proper relationship with a girl before settling down with my current bf. We have threesomes every so often but I wish I had had a sweet summer fling with a pretty girl just once before I met him
This! Without the threesomes part though. I love and adore my bf and honestly think he is the one for me but I do feel like I completely missed out on a part of my sexuality.
No. 66550
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I just want her to sit on my face while I eat her out vigorously tbh
No. 66831
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>tfw you can only really get off to lesbians kissing
Like not even having sex, just watching girls kissing makes me super horny and embarrassed
I can't watch girls kiss on tv around other people because it makes me super nervous and I just have to leave the room
Honestly, I fantasize about kissing girls a lot
I just really want to try it, it seems really nice but I don't know anyone cute and gay enough to try that with
No. 66924
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>>66906>can't wait to be a successful bitch with a stunning wife and make straight males talk shit about usS a m e
No. 66945
>>66937if this ain't goals right here
I just love the fantasy of a kept partner and being the strong career woman. But in reality I'm pretty emotional fragile so I doubt I could pull of the strong, take no shit type persona I'd love to have. The next best thing would be something like these two
No. 66954
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>tfw no tall, blonde, confident gf that takes advantage of you
Why live
No. 67677
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This is the ultimate dream ! Image speaks for itself.
No. 67857
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I always have a fantasy which is having someone who is strong, genius and respected by everyone to be my dog and loyal servant for ever
No. 68099
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A fantasy I have is just making out and eating ice cream at the same time(?) with a qt girl while wearing cosplay
I literally just really want to make out with a girl, but it's hard to find other gay girls around here man
No. 68486
>>67776Ugh same for the older women part.
I just wish to be some older femme women's wife (not at all into butches) and be loved dearly and love her back. I'm lame.
I also just wish I was abducted by a tall,dominant woman,that would keep me until i can't live without her and turn me 100% lesbian by toying with me every single day until my mind breaks.
No. 68556
>>68554I-I would be your smaller breasted gf with a fixation on your tiddies anon. I'm a small B cup and not very tall (just shy of 5"3) and sometimes i can get kinda jelly/fascinated by bigger breasts.
I just wanna get in a fight with a big breasted woman about it, and have the heated debate turn into something more kinky (aka slowly submitting to her as she mercilessly teases me physically,makes me suck her breasts,.. until i admit that big breasts are good)
No. 68557
>>68554Also agreeing on the last one. Hanging out naked with other girls at some japanese bath house (i'm a weeb) seems super chill and nice.
I'm kinda insecure about my body (i'm at a totally normal weight for an european woman but i wish i was skinnier) so I probably wouldn't be 100% comfy
>tfw no woman to go behind me and catch me by surprise,pull me against her and call me cute just like in my animus No. 68565
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>>68560That last sentence made me feel all hot in the face, god.
So…how big are you?
I'm ok with having two perky handfuls but I would be lying if I said I never looked at bigger breasts with some kind of envy (and something else).
No. 68592
>>68583Oh my gosh. That's huge. I must look so puny next to you.
I don't mind sag,it's a natural thing.
>tfw i'll never squish my breasts against yours as we cuddleThis thread is starting to make me feel more hot and bothered than it should
No. 68596
>>68583I have H cup too, thought they're not that big since I am skinny they only look big on me.
They're seriously fun to play with though like not even in sexual sense I just like squeezing and wobbling them
No. 68621
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oh my god you guys.. i'm such a fucking moron.
started talking to this girl on tinder a few days ago and was kind of suspicious at first since she didn't have any info in her bio and the only three photos she had didn't look like someone who existed in my city. i did ask her jokingly if she was real but then kinda got over it until she asked me for my phone number. me, being a desperate potato, of course give her my number, albeit finding it quite dubious. and then she was all like "well i will text you when i feel like meeting up with you" and then suddenly asking me stuff about my experiences and if i was a virgin and whatnot.
at this point i'm thinking "OH BOYE I AM TOTALLY GETTING CATFISHED AM I NOT." i then reverse image searched her profile pic and OF COURSE IT'S STOYA (a pornstar).
anyway, baleeted my tinder after reporting her and now i'm traumatized forever.
No. 68644
>>68621Oh my god.
Now you know at least. Man, it could have been a gross rapist (probably was) behind it so it's good you realized.
Fuck catfishers, they're pieces of shit. Toying with someone's feelings is disgusting.
No. 68815
>>68761That's funny, I have this fantasy of having a girlfriend who dates a girl on the side. It's not the usual male fantasy of a mff threesome (I have that one too), but of my girlfriend going out alone with a friend of hers and having a date, making out, maybe even developing feelings but still loving me. The biggest difference from yours is that I imagine the other girl being more girly and being more of a close, good friend than a stranger.
Just typing this out feels very weird and I wouldn't tell this to a gf irl. I hope your bf decides to be okay with it one day anon.
No. 68887
>>68884Yeah seriously anon sounds like one of those
30+ autogynephile tranny mtf lesbians
No. 69197
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>no tall gf that wants you to sit in her lap in public
I'm mad at my life
No. 69210
>>68884>>68887ew lol no, it's just awkward typing. I can't really explain it, but me + nervousness = stupid talking.
>>68898understandable tbh, I just want to know what it feels like. then again bumping pubic bones isn't all that appealing.
No. 69306
>>69248Same
>tfw it may never happen to me everI just want to be loved and protected by an older woman (other than my mother,that is)
No. 69354
>>69308Nope. I want her to legit love me and I want to really love her.
If she's rich that's nice but I would feel bad about mooching someone unless she was ok with "taking care of me" financially (and even then i would still do some kind of work!)
No. 69649
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>>66365You wouldn't mind beating uo a smol azn girl would you
No. 69652
>>69647 >>69642
bonus points for me if she's like in her 30s or 40s. the thought of being borderline taken advantage of by a hot curvy femme, shoving her juicy titties in my face, eating each other pussies out at the same time… it's not a crazy fantasy in terms of being unrealistic so I hope it pans out one of these days.
No. 69671
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>>69655I get that. Kinda go a bit more in the sexual direction though. I actually stayed in a really shitty
abusive relationship for a long time only because the sex was so degrading and violent
No. 69783
>>69756When it comes to everything else I always fantasise about my boyfriend. It's literally just that specific fantasy: a woman going down on me. Not replaying memories of times when it's actually happened either, weirdly, just anon woman.
Sage for boyfriend-related blogpost
No. 69841
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I want a small pretty feminine girl to dominate the fuck out of me.
No. 69844
>>69841is 5'3 small enough for you bb?
>tfw can only dom in roleplay because i'm too spaghetti in real life and like to get it insteaddoesn't help i look a bit younger and have a "younger" voice which would make anything dirty i say sound cute or hilarious.
feelsbadman.jpg
No. 69847
>>69844>5'3"anything shorter than me is small enough and I'm 5'5" lel
I'm also imagining dirty talk in like a squeaky chipmunk voice now and it's killing me tbh
No. 69900
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I once talked to this girl who had a fetish for eye gouging and it did kind of get me hot when she was describing how she wanted to see me squirm in pain while she pressed her nails into my sockets and pulled my eyes out but it was such a weird thing to tell a person that I stopped talking to her since.
Personally, I like seeing videos of girls puke or dry heave. Sometimes I wish a girl would vomit peach juice (my favorite) in my mouth but that's unhealthy and people say it's gross so whatever.
Sometimes I have dreams where there's this really attractive girl and she's my best friend and she and I go around a little town beating people up and then we go on the outskirts to a motel to hide in and she locks me in it and lets me suck her and then we cuddle and eat candy.
I don't recognize her IRL and the scenario isn't from anything I've read or seen so I always assume it's me from an alternate world or something, haha.
No. 69969
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>>69900I wish I could find someone like you. It's kinda hard to find cute girls who are into weird stuff that aren't edgelords about it.
No. 69970
I like butch/semi butch lesbians who are sensitive and quiet. Tall ones have a special place in my heart. Basically the opposite of me but with the same interests. But there's this messed up part of me that likes violent women and I blame Haute Tension for that.
>>68650don't marry the other anon marry me instead
No. 69979
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I'm a simple girl I just wanna suck a thick girl's tiddies and eat her out til she cries
No. 70028
>>70017There were actually no drugs?
Fantasy ruined :(
No. 70497
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>>70465god yes. i always loved the idea of being fwb with another woman. someone who will always return your booty calls or is just down to cuddle and makeout on some nights. ….sigh
No. 70508
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Same as OP, want to be in a relationship with an older woman. Someone interesting and intellectual and just sexy. No games. Lots of wine, amazing sex, a nice house. Also it would be hot if we were in public and people confused us as niece and aunt.
No. 70702
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Tbh I crave for a small cute girl, I would love to cuddle with her, gossip, talk about everything, spoil her and shower her with attention, but at the same time I wish she had a strong personality and isn't completely passive … I just want to have someone I can unconditionally love and bake cakes with.
Problem is, most girls ,my type, who I met are straight or into butches.Even thought I'm quite tomboy at heart at the same time am quite femme looking and love cute things which doesn't exactly suit me (bit tall 5'8 )…
Off topic, but even thought I'm only into quite girly girls, P!nk somehow was my sexual awakening (pic related)
No. 70743
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>>70702I'm small, feminine and into tall, feminine looking but kinda tomboyish girls (especially if they're into sport and/or gym). I'm also sweet with my girlfriends but not in a passive way, and I like to cuddle and gossip.
Don't worry anon, we exist and you'll meet the right one for you :)
No. 70814
>>707025"3 grill into cute things as well as pretty girly. But I'm a dorkular nerd that has garbage taste in anime and game.
I wish for a taller girlfriend that would be just like you actually.
No. 70896
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>>70746Ah well anon, when you are a dominant middle aged woman looking for someone to fuck, you can call me.
Pic related, so obsessed with her recently. Just want her to wrap those legs around my face.
No. 70953
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>>70743
>I'm small, feminine and into tall, feminine looking but kinda tomboyish girls (especially if they're into sport and/or gym)>mfw that's 100% me>And that's why a lot of people thought I was a lesbian>Even though I am not>But wish I wassorry to OT, so I am saging, but so many emotions
No. 70987
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I know most people think emily is a meme and a butterface but i think she's hot and i want to be her minority sex slave having her force me to eat her out while she edges me would be a dream
No. 71002
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>>70992yeah it sucks she went off the deep end.But idk theirs still something pretty hot about her.
No. 71015
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I really love amazon, buff women I blame my preference after reading and getting into Robert Crumb's comics. I guess that i'm bisexual? Some guys are cute, but I've always thought women are alot cuter, especially butch/masculine types
No. 71021
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Older, androgynous women are absolute 10/10
Only slightly older, though. I wouldn’t mind if their personalities ranged from androgynous to feminine, but I find traditionally masculine women (and guys) kind of off putting.
I fantasize about someone taller and more mature looking than I am. Higher, sharper cheekbones, but not too harsh with a very womanly figure. Someone that’s really predatory. Suffocating me with her soft skin, teasing, biting, forcing me to get her off, forcing herself onto me, the whole shebang.
>>69671I… passively pictured midnight in the back of my mind when typing this out. I think that says more about me than I want it to.
There are also times when I just think about cuddling in a bed and getting off with in the softest, most delicate way possible. This is usually the route my gf take on the rare occasion we’re both in the mood. Barely touching our most sensitive parts and never getting close enough. It’s almost always under in literal tears and it’s amazing.
No. 71027
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i love older women so much i almost wish i was older already so i could have a chance with them
No. 71065
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>>71027Same, anon. I worry that I'll be alone until I'm at least 30 because I won't be able to meet anyone I'm attracted to.
No. 71092
>>71087tbh
>>71088same, I'm usually pretty confident but other lesbians make me feel so insecure and shitty about my entire self
No. 71370
>>68761Anon are you me?
I had a relationship with a woman a long time ago but it never got sexual. Sometimes I think I just missed the chance to be with a femme girl even tho I have the opportunity to have a fwb relationship with a girl buuuut where I live is so conservative it's hard to find a girl that would be accepting, and I don't even want to imagine the dirty looks we would get.
My only hope is that I'm going to pass this fantasy but I've been dreaming with this for a good +10 years ;_;
Also I fantasize a lot about having a long distance friend who we can talk about makeup, lowkey misandry and womanly stuff and also where we can both send nudes, do some sexting and masturbate together via skype. Is that too much to ask?
No. 71411
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All I want to do is be a prince for someone (lmao) and get fawned over
I'm a huge sucker for that rare trope in anime, it's fascinating
>>71088Same, girls scare the shit out of me
No. 71461
>>71411I'd love a gf like you anon.
I remember making the observation that bi girls prefer masculine women and bi men prefer feminine men, I'm okay with both.
A masculine woman who is like a prince is the ultimate catch. She has all the best parts of a man without losing the whole woman. Sensitive, sensual and cool, all that good stuff.
I just need to become more confident and social to meet these girls..
No. 71462
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>>71411damn anon, prince-like type girls are amazing, i wish i could get that kind of gf or to be prince for someone (but I'm too smol and too girly fuck)
No. 71467
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>>71461Bless your heart anon, I'm sure you're a qt and could be my princess anyday
I'm the same way tho, I wish I was more confident so I could talk to other girls face to face and not die from anxiety
>>71462Yesss, prince-like type girls are my weakness
>the file name thoGood to know I'm surrounded by ultra gay anons
No. 71499
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>tfw a cute friend (who's also gay) threatens to fight you with their tongue
Is my fantasy going to come true?
No. 71664
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I'm usually more into femmes but w-wouldn't mind a tall and auntie-like Moira gf.
No. 71868
>>66358I just want a big soft fat gf to spoil with baked goods and tease while I grab her belly and fuck her with my feeldo. Then we'll kiss and I'll fall asleep on top of her and smell her strawberry shampoo. I'm short and skinny so I'm really into the size difference. I also fantasize about having a girl eating me out under my petticoats while I'm standing and doing something else.
I lost my virginity to a cute girl with a big belly but she was really embarrassed about it so I didn't make it a focus or tease her. Still dream about when I put my entire head between her tits though.
I miss her…
No. 71885
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The sex scene from cable girls turned me on so much, mostly because most of the women on the show are my type
pale, feminine face,naturally curvy bodys (like actual curvy not chubby), short hair, especially if it's dark and wavy, and when they wear old fashioned dresses and skirts and such
I don't mean to sound like a splurge or anything but yeah
No. 79579
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I know this is impossible, but a big daydream of mine is being the lone heiress to a huge fortune and living alone in a giant mansion in the British countryside, spending my days drinking tea and reading books when I suddenly decide to get a live-in maid (in my daydream it is Victorian England). She's some poor orphan girl who's clumsy and bad at cleaning but is a wonderful chef. We spend our days together in my huge mansion and I teach her to read and write in my big library full of old books and we go on long walks together. And then one day she has a nightmare and asks to share my bed, and we end up kissing, and she confesses her love for me and we make love passionately throughout the night. We live together forever as a couple, no longer as a maid and mistress, and adopt a bunch of cats.
That's my dream.
No. 79580
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>>79579I'd love to be your live-in maid, anon
No. 79637
I'm a butch woman with a femme girlfriend and I sometimes fantasize about other butch women, like my ex. One day, I hope to convince my girlfriend to have a threesome.
>>79610>>79592Fingersmith is amazing.
No. 79643
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I’m in happy relationship but I can’t help but feel a little bit jealous of my ex-gf’s new relationship. She is one of my best friends though we didn’t work as a couple so that’s why I know the situation
My ex is submissive, cute girl who blushes easily. Her new partner is succesful career oriented power lesbian in her 40s. Their relationship is based on true sugarmama/sugarbaby dynamic. Mama gives her luxurious gifts like cosmetics or weekends. In return her sub helps her relax after long week in business world.
No. 79799
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Another fantasy of mine (I'm the victorian maid anon) is basically to be the girlfriend of Yagyuu Kyuubei (from Gintama). She's the ideal gf:
>super strong, could totally pick me up and throw me around
>genius swordswoman
>educated, intelligent
>loves her gf, would do anything for her
>hot butch but secretly sensitive and shy
>really rich
>female samurai
I could go on and on…
No. 79878
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>>79826I'd willingly be Otae if it means I get to date Kyuubei
No. 79932
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>>66358I'm ashamed as fuck to say this but I have a huge crush on my female physics professor, she's just so gorgeous, so mature, so smart, super nice and supportive, really passionate about the field and women in STEM. I go red in the face every time she talks to me, I don't think I've ever felt so strongly for a woman before ever. I'm a sucker for dark features on women and men, she reminds me of carmen sandiego.
I'm sure i'm just bi curious cliche college meme but I do think about her with lust she has a deep womanly voice, is confident, bodacious and tan skin unff, she's a Mrs though of course.
No. 80120
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>>79643I would kill for a relationship like that. But I don't know any power lesbians who would want to take care of a lazy 18 year old neet like me.
No. 80212
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I had a dream a few nights ago. I don't remember everything but I had a rich qt gf with long blonde hair, small boobs and slim with a good ass. We ran to each other, held each others faces and made out.
Ever since that dream i've been thinking about it everyday and jeez i want a qt gf.
mfw i woke up next to my bf and not qt gf from dream
No. 80309
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Im so tired of being a lesbo neet with all these dumb dresses, decor etc and nobody to share it with. I just want a qt gf to have fun with, i have so many vast fanfasies from drive in movies where we're wildly making out in the front seat and spend the rest of the movie fixing each others lipsticks and idk sharing a joint y'know to going to the local botanical garden for a relaxing lunch picnic with homemade everything. There is ofc the times where i think about the lingerie i can finally use and the lingerie my gf would use (and i would also love to buy for her bc dreams) and im not gonna lie aesthetics turn me on, im not even selective about style but when people are put together and look beautiful my heart screams. Being able to straddle her with no anxiety cause she adores me and i do her and just exhanching touches and kisses etc idk im a romantic at heart i guess but im also an anxious tech shut in but fuuuuuck me there are so many pretty women out there but personality and looks fuck my fag ass up some more with this thread plz
(Ngl a big fantasy is some smart authorative girl take interest in me and basically infiltrate my social life to get in with me and just capture me in her little web so i can just be an infatuated shut in)
No. 80781
>>80309holy shit, are you me? I don't think I've ever related to a post on lolcow so much.
too bad I'm ugly and can't date you. I hope you find a qt soon, anon.
No. 80943
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id be butch if I wasn't bi, used to be ftm but never transitioned
broke up with the last guy for being an idiot who didn't care about what I had to say, pretended to understand and never asked questions, and have now sworn off men
need someone I can debate feminism and thereby strengthen rhetoric with and also get swole with.. specifically an older butch or gnc bi chick like me, was actually looking to have casual sex with a butch/stud but craigslist personals is down lol
my fantasies aren't super sexual I guess
No. 93107
Any bi anons in het relationships missing pussy and being with girls in general?
I love my boyfriend but this week I had two dreams this week about two very good friends of mine. One is in a relationship and I was consoling her after some bad time she had in her job. We don't have much physical contact IRL, just some hugs when we greet or say goodbye with each other, but in this dream I kept hugging her and saying that everything is going to be ok, just being supportive. Then we went to a bar to gossip and drink so she could feel better, but then she leaned over me and put her head in my lap, smelled my crotch and then immediately get up looking into my eyes and told me "anon, let's go to my house" and then we had passionate sex. was a lot like
>>68761 describes
No. 93508
>>80943i'm in the exact same spot, anon, except i'm trying to figure out whether i'm truly bi or am mistaking trauma bonding for true attraction
used to identify as ftm, now would consider myself butch if i was sure i'm gay, settled on just calling myself gnc for now. sexual/romantic identity labels are confusing when trauma at the hands of men comes into play. i'd offer to toss you my discord handle so we could see if we'd be compatible as friends but i'm not sure if you'd be interested and this site is overrun by male larpers and lurkers anyways
No. 93512
>>80119doubleposting but have you heard of the term 'service top'? you might identify with the definition of it, in its various nuances and types. i'm definitely a service top myself, but i play it off like i'm a confident rugged butch-esque type rather than it being a matter of insecurity and low key dysphoria about my body.
a lot of gay and bi girls are probably service tops for similar reasons to you, and i'm sure if you communicated your reasons for not wanting the sex to be fully reciprocal, a decent partner would be pretty understanding
something that i feel is important to mention, though, is that for more gnc or butch tops/dominant women, things like dysphoria about genitals or our bodies, or preferring to be the one in control, or the one giving pleasure may come into play with regards to the reason we prefer to top in a sexual dynamic. so while one girl may love the role reversal aspect of you topping her for a change, another might be uncomfortable or insecure with it. not trying to discourage you at all, just stressing the importance of healthy communication if you decide to pursue this fantasy. best of luck to you, anon!
No. 93562
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Really wish I could have some badass gf in a badass situation, something like Noir, Gunsmith Cats or surviving an apocalypse together. Generally just us being some gun-toting babes, taking out any intruders and then cuddling in the fortress we made.
I guess in this currently normal world, I can find a doomsday prepper chick who loves to join me at firing ranges to practice our marksmanship and going out camping.
No. 93573
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I always imagine an older, power hungry and ruthless-to-everyone-but-me corporate agent to dom me but then she'd get attached to me and we'd have a nice and affectionate relationship with lots of love and cuddles. I'd still be sort of a social outcast and vagabond in a way, but she'd be the one that would keep from drifting away too much while I'd provide an alternative way of looking at things and reveal a softer side of her personality. We'd complement each other.
She'd still be a dom and she would be extremely possessive of me and I'd, of course, enjoy it but pretend to protest.
I guess, power struggle is my thing.
Looks aren't really important to me, as long as she's not obese.
And this is a fantasy, but in reality, I'd like a girlfriend that likes to cuddle and is a homebody & introvert. Bonus points if she's into nerdy stuff.
No. 99739
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Reviving the thread because I have an actual question. I always hear smaller lesbians saying they're into tall, muscular girls, they'd like to be crushed, handled etc. but how many tall, muscular girls have the fantasy of domming small girls? Are they even into that at all? (Trannies don't count of course)
I've always wondered that. What are tall, fit girls into?
Re-reading my post almost made me laugh, but there's no way to ask this question without sounding weird
No. 99744
>>99739I mean, I'm on the big side of average (not "tall" but taller than most women I know) and I'm a domme. I have a preference for very short chubby girls.
Not really into serious sadism, but tossing a cute girl around and tying her up and teasing her would be the dream.
No. 100037
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>tfw no punk gf to blow smoke in my face and domme me
No. 100050
>>100033What's wrong with recent posts? What makes them sound inauthentic to you?
Or are you just paranoid?
No. 100051
>>100037She's gorgeous.
I have a fantasy about my best friend and I getting high then talking about life until we end up kissing and playing with each other in the most loving and intimate way possible. No kinks, just making love to a woman I love.
No. 100075
>>100070Nta but I guess butches are more likely to be gender special and
>>100066 want to avoid them ?
No. 100102
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If this was part of a real tabletop rpg it would be called World of Dykeness
No. 100120
>>100070Butches (not the tomboys, but the full-on butches) are more likely to be pump&dumps and anon said she's looking for a relationship. Plus I find many of them to have some kind of internalized misogyny, as
>>100099 said
No. 107027
>>99739Late reply but,
I’m tall, really wouldn’t mind a cute girl to dom.
My dream is to find a tall femme though and we could show off and wear heals together and be badass. I want everyone to look so I can show off my beautiful tall wife. I wish I had someone to spoil. I can dream.
No. 107084
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My go-to fantasy:
>having a tall, cute, muscular tomboy/butch gf, bonus points if nice hips and thighs + C cup or above (so bigger and stronger than me)
>having her ravaging me - with and without a strap
>then wearing the strap myself to pound her from behind, grabbing on her hips, enjoying her flustered moans, and making her suck her own taste off the dildo when we're done
>then having her fall asleep on my chest as I gently stroke her short hair and kiss the top of her head
I'm living for the moment I'm gonna do it irl. Literal heaven.
No. 107287
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some of my favourite fantasies are super basic and non-sexual because I'm an inexperienced and insecure bitch who only dabbled in one side of her sexuality all her life. Yep, I feel the shame
one of them is just bringing my girlfriend to events for the first time proudly and outing us as girlfriends sooner or later and enjoying that "tension" leading up to it and after the reveal. I know it's not sexual but to me it is as a fantasy. Just appearing normal and casual and all the while telepathically announcing to everyone: yes, I love her and we have lots of SEX with two sets of boobies and pussies and girl butts ;) (and a relationship with two monthly periods), get on OUR level.
No. 107306
>>107287I feel you, anon
My fantasies involving women stop at making out because that’s as far as I went and I don’t have enough background info for sex stuff.
Basically because of my limited experience I can’t get detailed semi-realistic fantasy, so my half-assed shit doesn’t even matter, because I still can’t get off properly.
No. 107360
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>>100102Jesus lawfully femmes can dom me anytime.. a feminine woman yet with a big aura, assertive and dominant who pushes me to do better in life until I get to her level and I'm finally worth of her company and love. I'm just a dumb dyke who was raised as a boy in an all male household and it's still uncomfortable with femininity despite wanting to look pretty and soft but too scared of it so I end up looking and acting the only way I know: the masculine way.
I want my fantasy femme to dress me up in pretty dresses and put makeup on me, and then she takes me out in public while I feel extremely embarrassed but she showers me with love and affection, she holds my hand continuously, hugs me while I hide my face in her long and beautiful hair and reassures me that I look pretty.
Pic related is the dream gf
No. 107398
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>>107368That's nice, anon. A girl I dated used to do that, and she kept eye contact meanwhile. She had very intense green eyes, and that simple gesture alone made me melt every time.
No. 107454
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I'm really into cute butch girls. I was at autozone and this butch girl who worked there scanned my check engine light in my car and printed out a paper with codes on it and she explained to me what all the codes meant. She was so cute and flirty. I wish I had a butch gf to fix my car and treat me like a princess.
No. 107455
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>>107454Same
My behavior gets very butch around girls even though I'm visually femme. I have a pathetic fantasy where a butch girl and me try to 'out prince' each other and I make her blush.
No. 107463
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>>107454Same. I love the ones who have a shapely/feminine body and a cute face, the contrast between androgynous clothing and haircut and natural womanly features is so attractive.
No. 108110
>>100037God this is so hot.
Anyways not really a fantasy, i have zero sexual experience at all at 22, but i can only get off to mainly watching vids of camgirls masturbating, with all the focus mainly being on the clit. To answer the thread I love the idea of being all oiled up and rubbing myself against another women and being fingered till orgasm, despite the fact that i currently can't even fit a bobby pin in my vagina. Too bad i'll likely die a kissless virgin.
No. 108325
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Ah I share so many feelings with those that are in committed relationships, I have a husband and I know he's the one for me, but prior to him I've only expressed and had attraction to women.
I had a hard time dating tho because as a 4'5 tiny ass woman (not a midget btw) the only people who were ever interested in me were women who were significantly younger than myself. (usually 5+ years younger or underage) and I have 0 interest in dating with a huge age gap.
I've always wanted an older tiny (like 5'-5'5) creative punky gf with dark hair and tits to use me as she pleases (sexually) or a taller buff domme protective gf.
Had a crush on a small punky artist with dark hair in high school, but she always had an on and off again relationship with her cheating gf.
We've stayed friends and she only became single after I began dating my husband so I could never make that happen. I'm sad that I've never been with a woman but I also feel like that's something that would've never happened anyways.
No. 108348
>>108335thank you! I just wish more girls had found it cute back in the day
>>108341There are a lot of differences between a midget and just being small, it isn't as simple as just being less than 4'10.
No. 108918
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>>108832Stop shitting the thread larper
No. 108921
>>108919>I'd go vegan for herdamn anon. now
that's serious
No. 109005
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>>70003This so much. When she has night shift she would tuck me in bed before leaving, and since I won't let her go she would rip off my panties and finger me. She would be fully clothed with the uniform on and I'd be naked. I'd come in less than 5 minutes, lose my grip on her realizing I'm really tired, and she would kiss me on the forehead before leaving for work.
No. 109198
>>108835Damn… well I guess I do always come off kind of masculine? So it probably feels unnatural when I think of myself as a girl.
>>108864Whew I'm glad I admitted this anonymously then. I think I do come off creepy irl too.
>>108867KEK
>>108881Just to know her body better? I don't have a sex drive from years of antidepressants like I don't even get wet or masturbate. It's like letting me "know" her… yaeh writing this is super creepy I'm so glad this was anonymous I really thought others would agree.
>>108918I'm not larping! I think I've just been repressing my femininity all my life so when I do wear makeup or girl clothes it freaks me out. So I have fantasies about getting close to a girl. idk, lmao, this was creepy. I feel sorry for myself sometimes because it feels like I was never allowed to be a girl, cause my mom would call me a whore for wearing a dress and make me feel self conscious… so i use male pronouns online but i guess one day i'd like to have a bf to be girly for.
No. 140771
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wonder how many of the replies in this thread are ugly men larping
No. 140782
>>69969>>69900>>69972Yo, this shit is wild.
You all put the fetishes you're ashamed of/not ashamed of to shame.
How come I don't remember this thread at all? Damn
No. 144317
>>108919This fucked me up.
>>107455>out prince each otherThis also fucked me up.
No. 144369
>>144324Seconding
>>144341 , I'd love that. I'm into fashion and I've always wanted a gf to coord outfits with.
No. 144413
>>144341>>144369Aw, you both give me hope then!
May we all find gfs to be fashion icons with.
No. 145154
>>145121WTF
Why is it soft to be dominated and why can't you be romantic with a woman?
No. 145262
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I love how Mediterranean (especially Greek) women look, they age like fine wine and look more majestic and beautiful the older they get. Even if some of the richer ones get plastic surgery and start looking a bit too lizardy, they carry it a lot better than Northern Europeans or Anglos imo.
I just was an older, olive-skinned mommy gf.
No. 148919
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My best friend of years hates men but is also the kind of girls that says ‘hahaha too bad I like dick too much otherwise I’d be a lesbian :P’ and it kills me inside. I could never say that I want to spend the rest of my life with her because she’d spin it into ‘zomg rite bestiessss are soulmatessss’. But I love her anons. I’ve loved her for eight years.
No. 148950
>>148919Where did you meet?
What made you fall in love?
No. 148961
>>148959Anon…I'm so sorry.
I went through the same thing for most of college, although it wasn't as long as you. Maybe you already realize this, but you're probably going to end up heartbroken and have to get over her someday, and it's going to hurt. Let me give you my early sympathies.
You should still treasure her friendship. If you can stand to remain friends with her after what I described above, it may even outlive either of your romantic relationships, and that's incredibly valuable.
No. 149078
>>148959Shit… my thoughts are with you, Anon.
The online friend element always adds an extra dynamic stuff.
Have you ever met offline or are you too far?
It sounds like either way, you have a really deep connection towards her.
As
>>148961 says, you should value that connection but try to move on
Are you active in any lesbian/bi spaces or Discords?
No. 149093
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>>148919shit anon, are you me ? my best friend of 10 years still makes my heart race when I'm close to her. She is ridiculousely smart and beautiful and straight, and it's been just awful because I'm 99 pourcent that we could have been a really great and solid couple. My heart has been repairing slowly but I will never forget it I guess…
No. 152080
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My dream girlfriend would be tall (preferably 5'10+) and muscular, with sharp cheekbones, short dark hair and have either warm brown or hazel eyes that really pop in the sunlight. She'd have an alternative fashion sense and wear tank tops that show off her biceps and those punk-y plaid trousers. Her voice would be deep and husky and she'd play the guitar in an indie rock band.
No. 152199
>>148919anon i went through this exact thing a while ago and unfortunately i agree with
>>148961 – confessed my feelings and they weren't reciprocated. we tried to stay friends after but she started avoiding me and things fell apart from there. Haven't spoken in almost 2 years now and it still hurts like fucking crazy. My sympathies with you.
No. 153896
>>153881I brought it up to her last night after having some mind blowing morning sex that I initiated (which I usually don’t but I was illegally horny after thinking about her topping the shit out of me) and she was really into the idea. I did express how I personally was responsible for my own dissatisfaction and she also said that she would like to play a more caring/dominant roll bc it satisfies her need to take care of me.
She’s the perfect butch and I love her so much. I blame myself for being so anxious about bringing it up bc she’s always been open about her sexual needs and likes and I felt kind of shitty holding back for so long but it really did take me until now to figure out what I needed from her.
No. 155795
>>154083lmao dyke
i know it will never happen to me because of the way society is, but i can't shake the fantasy of being molested/gangfucked by somewhat older women. i was fixated on femdom for a bit yet disgusted by it until i realized i dont want to dom some horny moid, i wanna be dommed by a wealthy, power hungry female ceo startup with borderline sociopathy
id also love to "turn" a straight aiden into a lesbian while blatantly disregarding her gendie feelings. i know its fucked up but i get extremely turned on imagining eating out an aiden and calling her a good girl, she starts crying because i
triggered her dysphoria, but she doesn't want me to stop because it feels so good
No. 155799
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>>153866you sound like the woman I wouldnt mind being a slave to… I can be your short butch gf anon
No. 161704
I've been fantasizing about punk girls lately. I'd like one taller than me, side shave, leather jacket and all that jazz. We would have tons of kinky sex in her apartment, then smoke some weed. We'd basically be like the lawful femme and chaotic Butch here
>>100102 except with reversed roles. We're so different, but I always found myself to be very sexually attracted to punk girls.
No. 161732
>>161704>We're so different, but I always found myself to be very sexually attracted to punk girls.This, but with chavs.
It would never work in real life, but I fantasize about a bitchy bleach blonde girlfriend with fake tan, excessive nails and push up bras. I would get her a gold necklace with our initials in diamantes, and she would act disgusted by it, but still wear it.
No. 161851
>>161777Are you my other half? thats literally me except im too broke/cheap to buy drugs. lets smoke some chamomile out of an apple instead
btw im the anon who wrote that bathroom rape fantasy and didnt think i was bi. im 100% sure now lol
No. 161881
>>161880I relate anon, except I am the inverse. I am submissive with men but with women, I'd want to be dominant.
I love girls who wear less/no makeup. Not as a statement, but it is hugely attractive for some reason. It blurs the lines of femme and butch, since no makeup doesn't alone imply one or the other. So I also feel confused about that. I guess it is more of a femme I want, but without makeup. Or a casual neet style type girl, weird as it is, but that puts her more on the "less girly" side.
so yeah anyway… also unsure lol
No. 162470
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I'm pretty sure there was a dream gf thread, but I can't find it. So, I'm just gonna put this here …
>tall, ideally 5'10+
>short dark hair
>physically fit/skinny
>wears black
>deep voice
>minimal makeup
>likes rock music
>ENTP
No. 162604
You might be thinking of this
>>150869 anon.
No. 169454
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i’m a short-ish butch and i really want a doting femme gf who is way taller than me and thinks i’m cute and calls me stupid nicknames that i’m secretly into
No. 178317
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Jasper from Steven Universe was my bi awakening.
>tfw she's not real
>she'll never be my strong butch waifu
>why live
No. 182875
>>180366Fuck, I was just thinking this the other day. I know in the future femmes with buzzy low voices are going to absolutely
trigger me
No. 182938
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>>180366I want to suck it, pronoun-free
No. 184123
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I’ve had a werewolf gf fantasy since middle school and I can’t shake it. The older I get the stronger and more detailed it becomes, I have a whole world and lore and backstory built around it now in my head. Sometimes I think about writing erotica based on it but I’d have to kill myself if anyone from real life ever found it.
No. 185658
I love being more physically imposing than my partner. I'm 10 inches taller than my fiancée and more muscular than her too. I
could pick her up like caveman and throw her on the bed any time I like if I wanted to but I love being subdued by her simply telling me to be still and giving me commands. Physical restraints bore me, but being restrained only by my own willpower will never fail to turn me on. I'm usually only allowed to really let loose and use my strength against her after she's came a bunch of times and finally it's my turn. This all ties in to my slight praise kink too as I getting told what a well trained top I am makes my clit diamond hard.
>>184123Anon I am begging you to write the werewolf gf smut and post it somewhere.
No. 185663
>>185658Damn I need a gf, fuck you for making me think this.
>This all ties in to my slight praise kinkIt truly is the best feeling isn't it?
Fuck you!
No. 188906
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I want a tall, curvy woman with thick black hair and large breasts to kinda dom me in the bedroom, like guiding me to do whatever she wants me to do to pleasure her. She's confident and flirty and loves to tease. I kinda fantasise about her seducing me wearing black lingerie and telling me how to eat her pussy, like kinda teaching me, and pulling my hair and calling me a good girl. I wanna feel her moan and shudder as I make her cum over and over, then she rewards me with tongue kisses and ear bites as she rubs my clit.
No. 189947
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I just had a dream that I was forced to go to a male strip club for a bachelorette party but when we got there instead of men it was full of these absolutely shredded butch girls and if you tipped well you got to lick their biceps. So that's my new fantasy.
No. 189952
>>188906Hnnng…thanks for turning me on.
>>189947Haha anon that is amazing.
>tfw no shredded butch stripclub in town No. 190140
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>>66358I want to be a butch pirate going on adventures with another pirate a la Anne Bonny and seduce other women together on our adventures
No. 190373
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not very feminist, but this is my hornybrain talking, sometimes I fantasize about having a fairly typical looking butch-femme relationship, act like a prince towards her, but behind closed doors she makes me melt and bosses me around. I like something about the contrast. Even just the idea of making pancakes for her in the morning, but she has me wear only a pink frilly apron (you wouldn't catch me dead in something like that usually).
Similar reason why butch4butch is hot to me actually, it's not expected and even a bit taboo in the "community". I like how other butches get all flustered/confused when I do flirt, just bc of the unexpectedness.
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>>190402kek. Reminds me of vid rel
No. 190814
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All I want is a girlfriend so we can go out for spicy ass thai food, watch Tarantino movies, casually cuddle on the couch and then suck on her juicy tits followed by getting finger fucked while we make out hard.
I’d gift her nice candles & Sephora shopping sprees. Sigh.
No. 192474
>>192462I have something like this too, I don't know if it means that I'm not as attracted to the idea of sex with women as I think I am or just that I don't have any irl experience with women to fill in the blanks
My fantasies about women always start flirtatious but fade to black like a daytime movie kek
No. 193395
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>>192823I'd love to be a lady's weightened blanket and fall asleep with my head on her heaving bossom in post-orgasmic bliss. Preferably in a large Victorian bed.
No. 193552
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no tall dark-skinned muscular mean tomboy gf with short hair
No. 193676
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>>193552Same
nonny. The crave for a tomboy gf is so strong. I met this super cute tomboy last year but she seemed mildly homophobic. Fuck
No. 195322
I guess this can go here, so I want to live with my best friend so I can kiss her cheek and hug her a lot, I don’t know if this is gay or something, I’ve never considered myself a lesbian or even bisexual, I’ve never felt this sort of attraction for another woman in my life.
I just know that if it wasn’t considered gay I would live with my bff in a nice apartment, we could have a dog and a cat and we would cook together, cuddle a lot, watch movies and series, sperg about our favorite characters and draw and write together.
I could spend the day just giving her random kisses on her cheeks, hands, neck and such, we could hold hands and hug when we’re outside just hanging out, buying the groceries or something.
It just would be nice.
No. 195383
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>>195378forgive me if you're a lesbian farmer but does JBP's voice do anything for you?
No. 195397
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>>195383I'm a lesbian kek, it's only hot if it's a female. However I would LOVE a Kermit Aiden who's doing an anti-SJW/Jordan Peterson/manosphere thing to overcompensate and feel more masc. I'd call her a beta and make her clean her room and shave her scraggly neckbeard.
this is definitely my most degenerate kink I'm so sorry. I would never do anything like this in real life because I know it's extremely unhealthy and codependent but fuck I just wanna use the power of my pussy to fix all the genderspecials. No. 196076
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I want a goth/alternative leatherclad woman 10 years older than me to hit on me and call me pets names. Then we’d have sloppy drunk/drug induced make outs at some dingy underground club that hires shitty underground bands.Anons I’m so yearning so fucking much I need this.
No. 196733
>>66358I'm unsure why I'm posting this here as I've never been a super openly sexual person, but I suppose that the exhibitionistic quality gets me off.
I'm newly an adult and I've never been in any sort of romantic relationship; I've also always struggled with discomfort with physical affection due to general social awkwardness/sperginess.
My main sexual fantasy lately entails my entering into a romantic relationship with an older and more feminine woman. I've always been super tall, thin, and androgynous-looking (I wouldn't call myself ugly by any measure, but even with long hair people occasionally have trouble discerning my sex, especially since I'm prone to wearing baggy, boyish clothing), and I would like to take a woman out on expensive dates and spoil her, just for her to push me out of my comfort zone by forcing me to accept physical affection and praise. I especially get aroused at the thought of her exaggerating the power imbalance imbued by our respective ages by treating me like a beloved pet or object. I'd like for a woman to force me, fully clothed, to eat her out as she holds my head and praises me. Or I'd like for her to be fully clothed and for me to be entirely naked, and she makes me ride her thigh while complimenting and degrading me so much that I feel overwhelmed by the affection.
No. 197126
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>>66358i just want a tall butch gf who can cosplay sailor uranus while i can be sailor neptune … it has been my childhood dream for so long omg
No. 197641
>>185658god anon, I can't stop thinking about what you described… I'm a tiny, curvy blonde, always been confident & dominant with men but terrified of other women. I have a fantasy where a tall, strong, short haired prince in a suit & tie is trying to seduce me, but I don't realise she's a woman so I tease her & make her work for my attention like she's just another moid. Eventually I take pity on her because she's so handsome, and sex starts to play out like you described, with me in control. I suddenly realise she's actually a woman, AND she's letting me dominate her despite how strong she is because she actually wants me that much. I try and stay cool & composed, but in the end I let her overpower me and do what she wants with me because she needs to cum. Incredibly hot.
Although tbf the idea of any woman being interested in me turns me on… only ever been able to attract moids :( No. 197780
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i have a reverse praise kink where my number one fantasy is telling a girl she's being good and doing so well. literally i can get off to imagining her reactions and moans while i praise her
i so desperately wish i could touch a woman
No. 197882
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I want to fall in love with a girl over years of friendship and then slowly explore kissing and sex with her until she completely belongs to me so I can protect her. Bonus if she is small and chubby. Almost had this experience but didn't realize how fucking gay I was for her in time
No. 203987
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I get so turned on just from eating out my gf that I drip all the way down my thighs, completely untouched. It's just so exciting. I've never played sports but I imagine football players dribbling straight across the field, unassailed, know a fraction of this ecstasy. If I could go down on her all day, God knows I would… We have so much fun, and I get to try new things every time. She's both quickly bored and easily overstimulated, so I have to find a good balance between chasing her pleasure spots and easing off to let her rest. Apparently I'm excellent at toeing that line. It's always great to hear her praise me, and I really like when she pets my hair or clenches my head between her thighs. Most of all I love listening to her moans and gasps, knowing I'm the one making her feel so good, and that I could push her over the edge any time I wanted. And then once she's had enough, it's so easy for her to flip our positions and finger fuck me because I'm already so horny from doing her!!! Ugh. I wanna do it again, like now. I miss her so much.
No. 206132
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>>205535thank you
nonnie, what a great discovery! She's so funny and talented, I love her
>>203987jesus christ I'm saving this absolutely based post
No. 206182
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>>206179NTA but that's Amanda Seyfried and Megan Fox from the movie Jennifer's Body. You can watch it for free on Tubi.
No. 207237
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i think i'm going to hire a sex worker to hold my hand, most girls i know are either too shallow or straight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. 258341
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>>160840>>258340Woah
nonnie same
No. 258500
I've always had this fantasy of meeting a single mother with a young child whose father died tragically and we fall in love and raise the baby together it's so fucking stupid
>>258443I've never realized this is something people are attracted to I wear black nylons literally every day
No. 259522
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I want a tall fit handsome androgynous girlfriend to spend time with and shower me with love, affection and positivity. She would be kind, friendly, confident, helpful, open-hearted and will protect and do her best to make me feel safe, comfortable and happy. If I'm ever feeling down or insecure she'll give me hugs and kisses asking me how I'm doing and cheer me up.
Since I'm always cooped up and not getting enough exercise, she would help improve my health and boost confidence by taking us to places as dates. We'd go to cafes, walk on the beach, hike on natural areas, have at fun amusement parks and so much more maybe even travelling. Since I like nerdy stuff like anime and video games, she won't feel ashamed or find it lame. Instead, she'd be curious of what I'm into and later be interested in it. We would snuggle while watching Studio Ghibli films, play or trade in Pokemon or Animal Crossing, talk about characters we like and so on. Another hobby I like is art so if she wants to give it a try I would teach her the basics and tools. We would draw, paint and craft stuff for fun. At some point we would trade art with each other. She may think her's isn't so great but I would disagree and cherish it.
No. 259541
I want a lay on top a cool blonde rocker chick in a band who plays bass guitar & have her show me how she plays
while demonstrating on me hehe >>259522This sounds cute
nonny I wish I was taller
No. 259548
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I often fantasize about being in some sort of wild west or post-apocalypse setting or something exciting like that wherein I'm a city slicker who's had to move out to the frontier, and a local rough and tumble woman takes notice of me and my lingering glances.
She teases me for my awkwardness and clumsiness but she finds it endearing and offers to teach me how to shoot a gun and the like. She touches my arms to guide me into the right positions and one thing leads to another and she ends up railing me with a strap on under the stars on one chilly autumn evening
No. 261449
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I'm akward as fuck so I have fantasies of having a relation with a woman of a different culture/ uncommon with mine. We would speak a common language and slowly try to warm up to eachothers.
On our knee and facing, we would slowly let our finger tips travel on the gentle curves and bump of the female anatomy,never pressing deep enought to disturb the flesh. Sometime feeling the warmth of a few words echanged brushing on our delicate skin. Unknown of each other experience and knoweldge of our pleasure we would gently ask feedback on each delicate action performed as to try to minutiously adapt them. Contious of the misinterpretation possible we would sometime express our appreciation for the pleasure given by a hand resting a bit longer to keep eachother close. A discret moan would sometime melt between our breathing pattern.
That vanilla af but I'm not ashamed
No. 262701
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i'm inexperienced as fuck and too scared of anyone i know recognizing me to try tinder but i want to have a domineering girl hook up with me and ease me into having sex with her and calming me down when u get scared of too shy/bashful and just taking control, rubbing my clit gently while holding me in her lap and kissing my neck, feeling my body up all over and then allowing me to taste her even if i suck at it WAH
No. 262727
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i really like pre-everything ftms, women that are obviously female in the face&body but with boyish traits. women with droopy eyes, thick dark eyebrows, wide shoulders and sharp jaws. the ones that are a little mean and upfront with what they want. i don't care much about height as long as she's dominant. that's my fucking IDEAL girlfriend, even calling her he/him/boyfriend, i think that shits super cute.
No. 262735
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>>262727holy shit nona, you just described me to a t (even down to looking near identical to the attached pic). was even a fakeboi at one point but desisted years ago. had no idea people were into that, thanks for the confidence boost. may we cross paths someday…
No. 262813
>>262727my god this is my ideal woman too, especially with the boyfriend/man thing… except for i dont mind if they cut their hair off to larp harder as men, but no T or surgery. my first love was just like this, she larped as quietsmart anime ikemen like L
does he count as ikemen ? and that persona 5 guy even some female characters like rei ayanami and homura KEK. sounds like a zoomer but zoomers are just copying 2013-2014 tumblrites. i still think about her and miss her i really wish her well. i will literally never find somebody like her again i had it so good nonitas…
No. 262900
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>>262888>>262890>>262896You mean this artist?
>>262813Why would cutting hair be part of transitioning even? Why would the definition pre-everything have to include long hair? Not shitting on your fantasy or anything, but it just confuses me.
No. 263040
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>>263007>>263032It shouldn't even be so difficult to make some content for women, but stuff for scrotes just gets more clicks and most of the women who do (sensual) ASMR are probably straight, so not interested in doing that anyway.
No. 263945
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Seducing an older married woman and making her cum (over and over) for the first time in like 12 years. Burying my face between her legs for hours meanwhile her scrote never went down on her at all. Having her obsessed with me, blowing up my phone and acting like she's a teenager having her first crush. It's super basic but I think about it all the time.
No. 264161
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idk why but I'm starting to find fit and natural bodybuilding woman very hot, just want one to boss me around. It's getting so bad I was watching a shitpost video and one clip was a strange workout video where some dude scream "I need some weight COME OVER STRADDLE ME" to a gym model near him and I legit got horny from projecting myself in the same situation ( obv no screaming, we live in civilisation )
No. 271926
Another scenario I've been thinking about these days, it is so fucking retarded but whatver. This certain someone and I never get along well at work, she is a lot older than me and works with a different team but whenever we have to interact it's always tension and tight smiles. One day while I'm about to leave work it starts raining really hard while waiting for the rain to stop so I could get to the bus station, I see her flashy ass car approaching me and she tells me she'd drop me at my place, I get in, it's really awkward but she tries to make some small talk. During the ride she asks me why I am so tense with her, it turns out to be just a big weird misunserstanding from both of us and by the time we reach my apartment, we've become more friendlier with each other. As I exit the car, she touches my face very sweetly for a few seconds and wishes me goodbye. After a few days, we have to work together a little again, but there is no awkwardness, and she touches me very casually and I keep getting flustered, till one day she asks me out to eat and I'm esctatic, pick out my sexiest dress and get all ready for the date. She compliments me a lot during the date and it goes well, and while she is dropping me off my place I lean in to kiss her, she lightly puts her hand on my chest to push me away, I ask why and she tells me she is married, she just wanted to make it up to me for how she treated me at the beginning and she thought my flusteredness was some leftover tension, and I feel super embarrassed so I tear up and she starts cooing and hugs me close (or as close as she can in the car) and tells me she is sorry and kisses me back to console me a little…
Yeah…….. all this because of this woman at work who gets on my nerves……..
No. 271942
>>271926Damn sis you even rejected yourself in your own fanfiction, how low is your self esteem?
I’ll help you
>the women sat in the car in silence, rain drumming relentlessly on the roof. For once, their silence was comfortable>’what is it, nonnie?’ asked the rich office milf >’um…nothing. i mean there is something’>’say it then’ she laughed, earrings tinkling in laughter with her.Could
nonnie hold this moment still forever ? The moment before she had to risk their intimate silence, where the wine from that evening blurred the streetlights and car headlights into cold stars, where in that space was her beloved?
>no…im too based to back out now, nonnie thought>’ok…i know we have to be responsible, and hold back sometimes, but lately, i…’ nonnie began>’say it’ milf chan purred, leaning closer to hear. Nonnie began to tremble, milf chan’s perfume wafting in her nose like expensive tendrils, threatening to choke.>nonnie closed her eyes and went for the plunge>’i…really l-‘ >milf chan cut her off with her expensively painted lips. For a while, they stayed like that, exploring the wild territory of each other’s mouths, before milf-chan broke away, gasping…music to nonnie’s ears. she suddenly didn’t look fourty four, cut and coloured and clear minded- but a wild woman. Milf chan traced her finger along nonnie’s neck and shoulder blades, her wedding ring winking at her>’ohhh no’ stuttered nonnie, pinning her thick hair back in place>’nonnie…’ milf chan began, the words failing on her trembling lips>’no. It’s my bad. What the [f word] are we even doing here? This is the real world.’>nonnie slams the car door and runs into the rain, trying not to cry too much>’nonnie!’ milf chan yells, running out after her>milf chan takes off her expensive cream blazer and holds it over nonnie chan’s precious head ‘you’re too precious to leave. Let me keep you dry’> nonnie notices milf chan’s exposed bosom dripping with rain and tears but pushes the image away. When milf chan approaches, she pushes back with a hand, and milf chan holds it. Kisses it affectionately, and slides her ring on>’what…does this mean?’ Nonnie chan blushes>’it means what you think it means ‘ Milf chan smiled warmly, ‘let’s live for ourselves’6 months later
Nonnie chan and milf chan moved to another city and lived in a pretty townhouse together, adopting two cats and working with each other somewhere new.
Sorry if the quality is bad im in london rn and it impacts my thinking
No. 271946
>>271944Yes but we never talk about it because we're too tough and cool (back to repressing), but we also maintain a strong air of homoerotic tension which means it might happen again if we shower together at the gym, playfight or
maybe I show a brief moment of emotional vulnerability. My butch4butch fantasy is very strict,
nonny. You have to commit to being bros but also stoic and distant and totally not caring about how I feel.
tfw you repress your sexuality so hard the repression itself becomes a turn on. No. 272053
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>>271942NONNITA!!!!!!! I wish I could give you my baked cookies for this, what the fuck. You just made it so much better, fuck I want her so bad I really do, I hate the tension between us I hate how she treats me but I want her… I got rejected in my fantasy for the added angst so I can feel all sad, but this is so much better, you are a star, this is getting screenshat and going in my ahem-ahem folder
No. 272076
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i have a fantasy about strip poker kind of game between women where basically where a couple wears something like pic related and they have each other's controls, and the idea is basically pleasuring the other one enough to get a reaction out of her. and if she moans she has to strip one clothing item, and this continues until one of them loses and is naked. the winner gets to do whatever she wants to the loser. basically i imagine it would be funny game too, like couples trying to surprise each other by turning the vibrator on etc suddenly, trying to wear each other down to get them moan without touching each other until one of them loses and they get to finally touch eachother and have sex together
No. 272148
>>271946That's fine by me, as long as we can still be friends, I'm in great need of butch friends.
>>271955My first relationship was b4b, it was pretty chill. We didn't name it what it was until the end, but maybe that's also what made it so great. Things just happened naturally and happened to align that way. Probably is also what made it healthy. I don't know what it is about b4b but just that you actually get each other and having the same energy, especially if similar libido, it's lightning in a bottle. I'd really want a friendship like that again.
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Ngl if some sort of genius scientist woman were to abduct me to experiment and lock me in a secret laboratory, I really wouldn't mind it at all kek. I'm physically stopping myself right now from writing a whole 10000k post about every scenario in my head with this trope.
No. 272220
>>272053NONNIE i hope those cookies were awesome and yes i would love them but I’m already so honoured that you enjoyed it!! Also
>screenshatkek
No. 274409
>>273371Here is the original fic i was talking about:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/37673605and since then I've also enjoyed this other (incomplete) one:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/38245513which is promising but also very slowburn so far. after playing the game i've become a little obsessed with these characters' dynamic
No. 275257
>>258613I think about this every day.
nonnie please write more
No. 275954
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Was looking for pictures of Cruella De Vil with Anita Radcliffe and my embarrassing love for old women has resurfaced once again.
No. 276057
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>>275954My love never went away but this ship is always lovely to see
No. 277086
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My brain tortured me with a dream about a woman I have a (parasocial) crush on.
It was just a pleasant first date sort of thing, but I ended up meeting her family accidentally and we also ran into my best friend. The feeling of "I think we have mutual feelings but it can't be said yet" scratched my mind where I needed it. At one point in the dream while she was talking to my friend she looked over at me and I could just tell "holy shit she likes me for real somehow."
The fantasy really is having a handsome woman like me back. It's happened to me once before but twice would be pushing my luck, I think. Or maybe this defeatist mentality is what's preventing it. Gonna die alone with only little dreams to keep me company, anons.
No. 277681
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This probably isn’t the right thread for a question, but I need opinions from les/bi anons and I don’t want to insert myself in lgbt threads. First thing first, I’m genuinely straight (I could never eat pussy) but as I watched fran lebowitz talk in an interview from the early 80’s I realised just how unbelievably charismatic she is. I think she’s the hottest woman I’ve seen, more than any movie star or cover girl. I can see myself taking my shitty essays where I babble about nothing in particular to apply for a job in interview magazine and her just tearing me a second one in the classiest way possible for trying to ‘democratise art.’
Now, I’m not going to say I would go insane for her if she were a man, because her demeanour would be boring on a man. This is where my fantasies end but I definitely would go on to imagine a scenario where I try to bribe her with sexual favours into publishing me and her immediately kicking me out of the building -because she’s better than that- and after I spend the next couple of weeks being a miserable shut-in failgirl, I get a phone call one evening and it’s her telling me I can basically come over to her apartment if I promise not to touch her books or nag for a job. Then she fucks me silly with that fancy landline phone she owns.
I don’t actually want this, but I can see myself wanting it. Like I get the mindset. I can’t be the only one..?
No. 277687
>>277681i'm not really sure what to say anon… it genuinely could just be that you're so deeply attracted to her personality that your brain is just running with it anyway. i think that you might be better asking other straight women, though. maybe it's just me, but i feel it's hard for bi/les women to respond to this because we - or at least i - can't separate our innate attraction in a way that would let us imagine this (if that makes sense?). that being said, maybe it's different for lesbians who have perhaps felt this way for a man before, even if they know they could never have sex with one? either way, even if i can't be sure, i'm certain what you're experiencing is fine and normal! your fantasy sounds kinda
sexy actually
No. 277821
>>277681I know I shouldn't really be in this thread but
straight anon here to tell you that wanting something and wanting to want something is different. I think your "attraction/admiration" line is blurred. Tbh I can also understand why you'd feel this way about Fran Lebowitz, I admire her for being able to just exist as a lesbian celebrity with a strong personality who isn't conventionally attractive, that's kind of an achievement.
I know this feeling pretty well - I used to be an embarrassing b
het that would openly fawn over pics of buff women not because i was attracted to them, just because I admired how fit they were and wanted to be in shape like them. And I was never confused about my sexuality. I did perform for the male gaze and act like i was* attracted to them, though, because i felt like i had to explain my strong platonic appreciation of women with just wanting to fuck them. Which is really fucking cringe. Not saying you are, though.
No. 279087
Sometimes I want to be doted upon and showered with attention by an older woman. Like, she would buy me clothes of her own choosing and I'd wear them to our dates, I want her to show me off to her friends and attend parties with her. A specific thing is making me sit on her lap in front of people during one of these little dinners or something, I'm wearing the dress she's bought me, the dress is super short, verging on inappropriate. And while I'm on her lap, it rides up a little exposing my underwear which she just covers up with her hand on it. I'm also
>>259671 and realizing my fantasies follow certain themes kek.
No. 280003
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I want a femme girlfriend I can top and spoil and boss around to match my equally as femme and princess self
No. 280005
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i am straight EXCEPT for sporty girls with like a little summer tan and short hair or a ponytail make me insane. those little running shorts too. i was also obsessed with women in sport's swimsuits for a time. i watch women's rock climbing and diving competitions on youtube specifically to satisfy these cravings. i dont know where it comes from and i am otherwise completely straight.
No. 280018
>>262727>tfw this is literally me being described down to looks and personality and I even look like the picrel only without glasses >nonnies saying this is their ideal gfLike
>>262735 said I'm just elated to find out I'm not a completely disgusting piece of shit roach kek.
No. 280891
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I'm weirdly obsessed with this model/actress atm. I thought maybe it was just wanting to be as beautiful as her but now I'm kinda drifting into fantasies of meeting her ever since I read that she finds it difficult to date and people don't approach her because she has resting bitch face. And I totally get that. I also have that issue (legit people ask me all the time is something wrong when I'm just sat there and I'm like 'no! I'm sorry It's just my face looks kinda angry!')
We're also the same age and have similar kinda goth and magicky interests…I keep thinking about us just meeting in London by chance at a park and going for coffee and talking about weird obscure horror we like and how weird the universe just is. And then we start texting and flirting. She sends me cute selfies, I send her back not as cute selfies. I imagine kissing her taking a trip to the South of France and making love in hotel and just being in bed together for a bit before going back to the beach just to sun bathe and cuddle in the sun.
It'll never happen obvs. But. Nice to dream.
No. 285250
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>>285227patrician taste. the appeal of being bullied has grown on me a lot now that I'm not in school. in highschool a jock butch girl that was like 6 feet tall would laugh and make fun of me with her friends, for wearing accesories/dressing girly at gym class. i suppose i put her off because i dyed and styled my hair, liked to wear ribbons, wore lots of pink, ect. i also tried to be peppy and nice because i was mercilessly bullied in middleschool for being a silent autist with no friends. at the time i fucking hated her guts for bullying me when i did nothing wrong, but now i have weird gay feelings about it. all the other girls that bullied me disgust me, just for their shittiness, except her.
im trying to cope by writing a fic where my self insert goes to college with said butch and she exacts her revenge, starts a mean-girls war that leads to them fucking each other to play with the other one's feelings until it gets out of control No. 285584
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I have a tutor-student kink when it comes to women. I fantasize about meeting a woman my age in uni. She'd be well spoken, smart, sophisticated and assertive, but not show it at first. We'd become friends and she'd agree to tutor me but each lesson she'd tease me more and more, like sitting very close to me,pulling me closer to her, caressing my back and shouders, playing with my hair, kissing my neck, touching my thighs as she's whispering into my ear, leaving me wanting more each time. She'd tell me to focus and recite things as she's doing things to me and eventually we'd make out passionately and have sex hngggffff.
No. 285684
>>285266i didnt wear earrings or hairclips because that does hurt like hell and I knew better but i did wear armwarmers, long socks, scrunchies and chokers
>>285339will do
nonny No. 285805
>>285684The rest sounds fine, like you're straight from an anime but
>chokersit's kinda in the name, you don't think that could potentially be dangerous if it gets caught on anything? kek
No. 289493
the fantasy is any woman tolerating my ugly, dumpy, diseased loser leper self.
now… the -fantasy- is being absolutely bullied by a slightly taller, more preppy/polished woman in an office setting. she laughs while aggressively making fun of me and my work, sure, but it isn't high school and she doesn't have an audience to laugh with her anymore. she still bullies me a bit at work, not as often but the little things. tries to trip me when I'm too near the cubicles or in the tiny break room. "God anon! look where the fuck you're walking for once! Is the floor that interesting, yet you somehow missed my _expensive brand name nice leather shoes_?!"
"God anon, you've been working on that fucking credit card statement sheet for maintenance crew, what, all fucking day? How hard is it to punch some numbers? Its already half done when you get it! I could have been done hours ago. God."
I muster an apology, but never able to really look her in the eye or at her, really.
Maybe she escalates a bit. "accidentally" spilling water or food on my plain button up shirt. "Ugh, god," she thinks, "you really need to learn how to dress yourself anyway, that shirt was disgusting even before you got my tea on it, God anon, how did you even manage to do that? It's called walking like a fucking normal human being. Look up sometimes. God."
Just a tall, mild bully. she enjoys it but it starts to feel too childish. it's kind of silly isn't it isn't? isn't she a professional now? her paychecks say so. she's whittled that student loan almost all the way down. She can actually start living soon, the way adults are supposed to. new apartment.. maybe one day,, townhome? condo? regardless, maybe it's time to stop. isn't she too old for this stuff? we're professionals. why the focus on me? I'm just a crappy worker, not a criminal or something.
She decides to lay off, see how it feels for a few days. But walking by my desk, she can't help but scoff at how disorganized I am. "What the fuck are you working on, anon, tornado clean up? Did a typhoon blow through the perimeter of just your desk?" I give a shy, nervous laugh. Any attention is good. Any acknowledgement? Good.
She looks me over and thinks to herself, "she just looks so nerdy in those big glasses. fucking grandma aesthetic, not even in the cute cottageshit insta way. maybe cute in a gross retro way but… no, just ridiculois. too autistic for contacts. loser. fucking nerd in the oversized sweater, oh boohoo the front office is cold. get a proper blazer. or a nice down jacket, something snug. everything you wear is so boxy and loose. stop dressing like a tent challenge. I bet she'd look ok if her shirts actually fucking fit and her pant legs weren't always trying to escape.. God, trying to look professional like you dug through the racks at Goodwill. Hair all frazzled, did she even try to style? Clearly this is her first real big girl job. She has no idea how to be an adult. Pathetic".
It feels good. Fuck restraint, she decides. She needs to tease, it's just teasing right? Bullying is for kids. Time to step it up maybe?
maybe she'll just stick to the occasional name calling. or, full non-passive aggressive, just aggressive, criticism of my skills. Yeah, pointing out my mistakes is easy enough because I'm bad with numbers and can fuck up in Excel like you've never seen.
Scolding me harshly for it, really admonishing. how could I keep making this mistake? did I just slam down on the keyboard half asleep for a nap because I stayed up too late doing faggy nerd shit? was the dude from IT fucking me on this keyboard while I left Excel open? God she thinks, what kind of man would even have sex with you? Doesnt even seem fuckable to a man, for some reason. She thinks on that maybe a bit too much before walking away, disgusted. I know I think a bit too much about it too.
One day she finds out I like women. I never said it, I keep my work and my personal life separate. But someone must've leaked.
And now that puts a new thought in her mind, and she hates it. It's disgusting. God I could really use some punishment for that kind of degeneracy though. Correcing all that bad work. Payback for all the time she has had to spend correcting my mistakes, all the middleman phone calls and emails trying to explain my bigger fuck ups. Yeah, she really needs to fix that. It explains so much.
But maybe… I stop because I'm gross ha ha sorry for the cringecancer, fuck IP ban
No. 292009
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>>289493Noooooo anon come back, I would buy and read a whole book of this, please keep going !
No. 292055
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>>289493Anon I'm begging, make this an anonymous fic on ao3 and
write more hahahahahhaha PLEASE NONNIE No. 292107
I wish lesbian vampires were real. They don't have to be shaped like Dimitrescu, nor does she have to be that feminine. It just combines so many aspects, my love of women in period costumes, (theoretically) a sugar mama usually vampires only have the appearance of wealth though and their home is dilapidated af, which is fine too, a seduction period, orgasmic "neck kisses", the feeling of taboo and danger (without it being some fucked up fetish thing), having an "out" of capitalistic society and not being constrained by time. Since they aren't real though, I'd be fine with just roleplaying it. Which includes having to learn to dance for a dramatic ball scene and sending letters. Instead of killing other people together, we'd have threesomes with other women. Living with a veneer of luxury and aesthetics, which is actually pretty cheap, like drinking grape juice or wine from cheap fancy looking glasses. Dressing like you own a castle, when you don't. Enjoying the finer things in life, on a budget. We could still visit castles though and go to events where dressing up OTT is socially acceptable. And just a shit ton of neck kissing.
No. 292841
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i just want a goth/petite/curvy/radfem/doesnt shave girlfriend to eat her out with whipped cream while wearing lingerie or boss costume. or a cute butch using a strap on me while we both smoke. or even being in a sandwich with a butch and fem. then going out to nightclubs doing drugs n shit. im tired to be celibate virgin who only reads yuri im gonna break everything around me
No. 292842
>>292841Damn that’s almost exactly what I am, hope your dreams get fulfilled
nonnie.
No. 293632
i work in a pretty professional environment. most clients are seasoned, even if they're young, and can get snippy. they say things very passive aggressively. i know it's nothing personal; they just waited until the last minute to finish their project and need me for their next move. they take it out on me. plus, i don't look like i should be working there at all which plays into them being annoyed.
i have pretty andro and waifish features. dress andro, with a lot of buttons left open exposing my sternum (no cleavage, too small breasted which plays into the andro thing) and a bit of a collarbone tattoo is showing. every client we have is a feminine, straight, normal woman. i'm probably at least 5 years younger minimum. 40 max. just a young kid, 23, working in the same field as them, in a different, lower position, but they need me for their project. they get visibly annoyed that i'm not being impossibly quick to get them what they need, or of i'm not understanding what they're saying the first time around, or if they messed up with something, and i need clarification. when they get rude, i blush.
i want them to see that i enjoy how they're talking down to me and get intrigued. i want them to ask themselves, why is another girl acting like this towards me? a weird one too? is she getting satisfaction from this? nothing they say or do changes how eager i am to please them.
i know they find it totally odd how eager i am to help them and prioritize their needs, but a lot of them are intrigued that i smile when they know they're being impolite. they have begun talking to me more. a lot of the older women are entertained by me now because i do this (yes, most clients actually are super rude so i get a lot of practice), and because i'm subtly flirty. i want to do a good job for them, i love being praised by them and obviously have a bit of a kink for that. i have a few clients that will linger to talk to me more. that's kinda when i stop paying as much attention to them. i want them intrigued by how special i make them feel, then take it away so they want to come back for more. i love it lol. a lot of them are pretty big name designers.
idk if this fantasy gets anywhere actually sexual. i just like the tension and power play.
hot women can't be mean to me i'll cum
No. 294978
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ive been thinking about this since the thought of sex entered my mind but ive never typed it out nor experienced it (or anything for that matter) but i want to put my face up between a woman's legs under her skirt and just take a whiff until we both get into it so much i slowly then savagely eat her out through her panties and then maybe finger her /play with her clit with them still on, but its mostly the oral that im fixated on. i feel bad but everytime i see (intentional) upskirt imagery or videos like instathots i feel my vagina throb, it makes me feel so scrotal, and naked erotic imagery just doesnt do it for me as much. nothing makes me as wet as that. as soon as a woman's skirt is so short i can see her underwear especially when slightly bent over i feel like a primal animal. there's something about the rush and desire so strong that you dont even need to see what you're craving and just go straight for it no holding back. in an ideal situation the woman teases me so much preferrably in a semi-public envrionment like in her office until i just cant take it anymore and go straight for it. if im honest even the smell of my own vagina gets me horny sometimes but i choose to ignore it because its a bit weird kek. dont want to be discharge-chan. i want to have sex with a woman with my clothes on but she can gradually take hers off so i can play with and maybe work my way up her stomach then chest to make out with her as i play with her pussy. i want to have sex with a woman so bad anons. more exactly i want pussy in my mouth. im going crazy. sorry for being so graphic im feeling really hormonal tonight
reposting because i forgot to spoiler
No. 295585
>>294978literally same
i'd want to eat a thick girl out like that or be the one being eaten….
No. 295944
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all I want is a gnc gf with a soft, deep voice pls god it's killing me if she were easy going and confident but buckles under any amount of affection, that would be perfect. i want to kiss her softly around her tits, wrap my tongue around her nipples and gently suck on them, but only lightly to tease her. i want to hear her breathe harder and faster as I work my way down to her pussy. i want to run my tongue up and down her clit, kissing and sucking on it. I want her cum all over my lips. i wanna hear her say "Oh god, good girl. Such a good girl.." while he grabs the back of my head and pushes my mouth harder into her soft wet pussy. I want to hear her moans so bad and feel her lips pulsate knowing that I've made her cum. if she wanted to top me i wish she could spank me over her knee while whispering dirty stuff right into my ear, sometimes licking it to make me squirm. she gradually starts to softly finger me, rubbing circles around my walls, every now and then taking her finger out, making sure it makes an audible wet popping sound, before sliding it back in. I get so horny and can't take it anymore, begging her to fuck me so hard with her strap that I have bruises and fingernail marks on the back of my thighs. even if she dug her nails in so hard that I bled i'd be even happier i sound like such a typical cumbrain when i talk about this but I only recently realised I have a huge thing for really sweet, deep-voiced, princely-type women and I can't get it out of my head.
No. 296267
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>>294978yep. my go-to fantasy is me fully dressed, eating a girl out on my knees in front of her, while she stands against a wall or something naked from the waist down. ughh why even live
No. 296278
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>>296267nonna… let me be the one who gets eaten out…pleaseeee…..
No. 296322
my libido is so high rn i keep having lewd thoughts for 2 days straight i cant keep this up
i want to be with a small chubby nerdy looking gf, butch or fem or gnc idfc. i wanna be naked in bed with her and we start to kiss,and then i softly rub on her nipples, she starts getting red on her and excited, she slips her hands on my back and rub on my ass cheeks. i lick her nipple and she starts to whisper loudly and breath more and more. i kiss on her breast then cute stomach and go down on her kitty, i start rubbing it with two fingers, taking a whiff as shes laughing and feels ready to feel my tongue, i start to kiss her clitoris and lick it, she starts to breath loudly and moan more and more, i put all my mouth in her pussy until she finally cums, then i go back to kiss her and shes rubbing on my clit at the same time ugh i just wanna feel true love, i envy so much when i see a lesbian couple on social media, when is it my time to feel what is love
No. 296933
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This is retarded but I've been getting kinda intrigued by the idea of having a woman stalk me. Maybe someone working in the same place, memorizing my schedule, making sure to "accidentally" bump into me, even leaving me weird Valentine's notes. Narcissistic as fuck or maybe just me projecting hard because I tend to feel like a creep for just looking twice at an attractive woman. I'm into weirdo types as well, which definitely plays into it.
Having a male stalker would be absolutely terrifying even though I'm attracted to moids, too.
No. 296945
>>296933I WANT THIS TOO. I also would love to be the endearing weirdo stalker of a woman (WHO LIKES IT AND ENJOYS MY CREEPY ASS LEAVING HER HEARTFELT GIFTS AND RUNNING INTO HER). I understand what you mean wrt to narcissism but also I don't know.
I grew up with a mom and dad that would scream at each other for hours growing up and seemed to really dislike each other so I feel like that really fucked up my view of relationships. I'm too scared to make a move on a woman as of right now but I'm really into the idea of meeting a beautiful woman, hitting it off really well, and then looking her up online and getting her personal info and then start the weird stalkery stuff by just driving by her house sometimes. Then maybe I'd run into her again and we'd hit it off really well once more and then it amplifies my crush and I start leaving her little gifts and intentionally running into her more and more. It's creepy and fucked up and I wouldn't do it IRL but I like the idea of it. Of course like I said she'd return my feelings and she'd be okay with it in my fantasy.
No. 297065
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>>296933I was the stalker and my queen didn't like it very much. It was a teen love for me but even at my 30s I still stalk her sometimes and if I had the courage I would go and leave little presents and notes and do it all over again I'm sorry she's married to an ugly moid now god I wish we could talk again
No. 297094
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>>296933I only have stalkerish tendencies in relationship type situations, because I'm mentally ill and tend to act like a secret bodyguard. It's nothing sexual, just my weird fucked up controlling way of showing 'love' and 'care'. Which is why I choose to not get into relationships. I realized I'm not much different from Joe while watching 'You', but I don't have a bodycount like that exactly and I let go voluntarily/initiate break up myself if things don't work out. I only know how to do theatrical displays of romance, weird stalking protective behavior, somewhat controlling trying to push someone to do her hobbies, take care of her health and follow her dreams and I regularly have to retreat back to my old book fort. All to hide the core of me which I see as too monstrous to expose and I wouldn't want to be with someone who could accept someone like me.
No. 297275
>>297223i want a tif girlfriend and call her my boyfriend amongst other things and watching her get off to it kek
i say kek but it actually really does it for me i don't mind playing into her little fantasy at all as long as she's pre-everything and stays that way
my only romantic experience was with a tif and she used to say things like "if i had a cock i would shove it down your throat." if she actually did i would run away and kill myself but knowing she was female i found it really hot in all honesty. call me a chaser but i am really into them… sorry… No. 297317
>>297094Twinning, or something. I watched YOU today and realized I am equivalent or worse to Joe, just no kill count. I'm a stalker-monster for any girls I'm into, constantly looking out for them; it shames me to say if they actually knew me, they wouldn't like me at all.
>>297311I can't say I feel bad either. There's just something about it, yk?
No. 297355
>>297223Some tifs achieve a rather attractive butch/androgynous look. I talked to a tif online for a long time and we shared photos (and because of how horny I was, I respected her pronouns), but just when she told me that she was on hormones, all my interest really died. I seriously hadn't lost interest in something that fast, so I just stopped talking to her.
(I have a big clit fetish by the way, this is horrible because a lot of it comes down to horrible body troons)
No. 297363
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>>297355the mental illness aspect is a hard turn off for me, but so many tifs are also annoying, arrogant and entitled and thats like the kind of bratty bottom i want tbh… i feel embarrassed getting thirsty while browsing the tif threads, but knowing they are insufferably annoying just makes me want to top them more.
was going to post this tif from the fakeboi thread to the women you’re ashamed to say you’d fuck thread but i was too ashamed kek No. 297385
>>297363She looks handsome honestly but that association just kills it for me. I still do love alt-looking women
and men but lately I noticed myself developing a kneejerk reaction I miss crushing over alt-women.
There is this one friend who I started finding incredibly cute despite her coming out as pan (which I don't mind but for complicated reasons it made me raise an eyebrow) and genderfluid (but prefers female pronouns), she calls me nicknames and I feel so happy when I'm around her. We're still friends even after sharing my opinions on gender which made me appreciate her even more and I'm willing to overlook so much other shit.
No. 298414
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You might not like it but this is the ideal female form. Strong, beautiful, natural, energetic. She looks like she could jump off the pic
No. 298630
>>295959okay..why has no one replied to this jfc this is amazing. imo i'd like it if they were fighting to make each other cum. idk how it would fit into the story tho. you've probably seen portrait of a lady on fire, but if you haven't, it's up your alley, though not exactly.
>>296933tfw no yandere stalker.
I'd like to be the stalker though. Or maybe be mutually stalking each other.
I'm pretty good at finding info on people but would never do it to a romantic interest.
No. 298990
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I find every weird degenerate thing 4chan posts about this woman to be super hot for some reason.
>tfw you will never play a lesbian version of pin the weasel
Why even live?
No. 299140
I want to be a princess with a legion of female knights utterly devoted to me, my happiness, and my sexual satisfaction. I hope that they'd have relationships amongst themselves (for the drama) but their true loyalty is sworn only to me. I'm their first priority. I just want to be doted on, to feel protected and cherished. When I go down on them they treat it as a high honour or a blessing, and topping me is seen as the least a knight can do for her liege.
A similar fantasy is being a white mage (maybe still a princess) in a classic RPG party. The swordswoman, berserker, and black mage have a love triangle amongst themselves but again they are all obsessed with me even more. After battle when they're sweaty and injured, they look to me for healing, comfort, and guidance. My cum is some kind of all-curing ambrosia, probably gives them a buff, too. We have a foursome before confronting the final boss. I'm not really into "fuck or die" situations but that would work perfectly here.
No. 299867
I want to meet a glamorous older woman who takes interest in me as both a partner but also as her protege. Ideally she is 40+, is either single or has some kind of "arrangement" that I get to slowly learn about, like a doomed noir detective. She is very stable, but also has darker secrets than I do. She has blonde, voluminous hair, cut to her collarbone. She smells like tuberose and whiskey. Possibly, she is an old-school analyst, an art collector, or a literature professor.
She treats me like a ingenue, a little bit like a daughter in law she's very fond of, but in a sexy, flattering way, not in a condescending infantalizing way.
The actual sexual content of this fantasy is pretty tame, the real depravity as far as I'm concerned is that I just want an older woman to care about my well being ;_;
No. 300012
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This is the hottest thing I have ever seen. I need to slap around some muscular lady and then push her head between my legs and make her eat it with blood all over her face. The 80s bush makes it even hotter.
No. 302954
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I need to shove my face in the biggest, bushiest bush and stay there forever. I'm craving it. I want it so bad I'm going to cry.
No. 303015
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the wife of your husbands friend…stolen glances at dinner parties…the way she brushes your hair behind your ear while you're blushing from one of her brazen compliments…you couldn't understand why she made you feel so inferior but also so alive… maybe it was her way of commanding whatever room she was in, her way of looking at you with those eyes that made you want to spill all of your deepest secrets without a second thought. whatever it was, it lit a deep fire inside like you'd never felt before. not with him…not with anyone. you found yourself looking forward to your chance meetings, hanging around the kitchen while your men talked about business, golf, whatever. a hand on your waist, another inching up your thigh, under your skirt, her body pressed against you from behind…breath slowing and then matching. then the oven beeping and the pop of a cork, her mischievous look back as she left to pour the wine. and you'd be left insatiable, throbbing, steadying yourself against the counter top.
No. 304165
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Recently watched the new season of White Lotus and I find Valentina (the older italian woman) so fucking sexy. I love that she's so nervous and a little socially awkward. I would eat her pussy for hours.
No. 306495
One of my biggest fantasy is to know a shy butch or gnc girl at work/ college, and to tease her. I will start by doing insignificant looking actions like smiling more at her or push my hips/thigh agaist her table when she is sitting working and I wanna talk to her. the more she is blushing at something the more often I do it.
after some time we get to see eachothers in a professional/ hobbie setting outside of work, cramped place or cold make us have to be more physically close and make physical contact like tapping shoulder or grabbing arm.
Some time later we will see eachothers in private for playing video game or something.
I would wear something I would generally wear but with a discreet riské part. Compliment her on her look, and tease her more. get closer physically, rock my hips with legs spread on stools, touch her hand or leg with mine, get her to sit or stand right behind me to grind on her leg.
when the sexual tension is at it's maximum I ask her in a double entendeur if she wanna get down to business. I wait for her to fluster a bit and ask me to repeat my question, and tell her more directly by grabbing her hands and putting them on my inner thigh.
I help her undress me slowly, while she ask if she can kiss me. each time she want to initiate some thing she mutter if she can do it and I encourage her. I gently indicate her my sensitive spots, when she has her head next to mine I let myself moan lightly.
when she slide her hand in my underwear I put her other hand on my stomach so she can feel my breathing pattern. Guide her on how to get me off and encourage her, quietly spurt out her name when pleasure is spiking. I finally let eat me out when she is begging for it but can't say it outloud. I gently put my hands on the back of her head and shoulder.
Doing that or being the one being played is so hot to me. + 10 point if we dont speak the same native language
No. 306564
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>>306529I was sure it was gonna get at least a gnc nonna going !
>>306549it had a layer of confusion, in the " courting " process you sometime have to get closer to explain stuff, some normal or friendly physical contacts are very culture based. Also when you get freaky the whole communication would have to rely more on hand placing since some action are more easy to demonstrate than explain. Also women with accent are more attractive especially when speaking quietly
No. 306616
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I have a fantasy where I seduce an older woman with a husband, slowly lure her away, tease her relentlessly, make her feel young again and help her experience pleasure like she has never felt. Bonus points if she's this really uptight and professional woman in work, but gets flustered when I compliment her. I just want to make an older woman blush basically. And eat her out.
No. 306776
File: 1673111785165.jpg (Spoiler Image,107.97 KB, 497x650, alien.jpg)
>>306743I remember coming across these toys years ago and being like.. what is this. I guess I get it now.
No. 306779
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>>306653funny to hear someone who was on the other side of the fantasy. Sometime I wonder if people feel the same about my terrible accent.
now I feel like this character on time stamp
https://youtu.be/gJF76IqE3ec?t= 1480
No. 308140
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I'm a bi girlie with vaginismus + love hate relationship with my vulva and vagina. My fantasy is for an older woman to make me feel less insecure and fall back in love with my body with slow, affectionate sucking and fingerfucking until I actually have a full orgasm for the first time in years. I want an older, wiser, beautiful woman that makes me feel safe and loved.
No. 309708
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pics of our unicorn queen when she is wearing non costumy outfits make me want to have her eat me out so bad
her lanky tan frame pinning me on the ground while grabbing my thighs with her spooky hands. Seeing her black curly hair moving between my legs and her goofy smile when she crack a little joke to lighten the mood. Help me nonna
No. 309723
>>309709Kek nonna, true the only way she could put me to the ground would probably if I trip on one of her spaghettio binge can.
>>309711As long as she don't do a street fighter combo [spoiler] sorry [/sorry]
No. 309817
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>>289493nonnie, I'm still waiting for you to come back and continue your story. 3 monthes and I'm still actively thinking about it, litteraly my favorite post on this website, your writting style is everything to me you have no idea
No. 311088
>>309817shit
nonnie! i fled in cringe then got busy then the site wrecked itself for awhile. but i'll see what i can do now that it's stable, i'm glad u enjoyed it!
No. 311161
>>311088Oh my god, I'm so glad to see you back!
>but i'll see what i can do now that it's stableThank you very much, you're the best!
No. 311452
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I want to rub all over under her dress
No. 311530
>>311460This is such a cute concept
>I was thinking of maybe drawing a story based on this but I can't tell if it's too cliche of a concept You should do it, i would read it! Also don't worry about originality, a simple idea can always be beautifuly executed!
No. 311911
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Now the ultimate fatasy is to live on an island with my hermit wife and a cat. We live a peaceful quiet life together far away from civilisation. We don't have technology, so we read, draw and stay outside a lot. Because there is no one around to see us we can truly be ourself, and I can kiss and touch her as much as I want. I imagine her smart and capable so I never get tired of hearing about her ideas and we can work through any sort of conflicts. The living conditions are not easy ( no accomodations, bad insulation, food is rationned ) but we make it work. We feel extra proud in the place we have created together. Every night we fall asleep in each other arms knowing that we will spend the next day together just like the day before.
No. 311973
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wish i had a hot older woman to dote on me and spoil me and maybe even BULLY me (i am a chronic ditz, i really do hate it, and i feel i have twisted my complex about it into something sexual by imagining an attractive, highly competent woman finding it so frustrating that i keep dropping plates and asking stupid questions that she wants to fuck me haha).
also i know you guys said no dicks but whenever i go into '2d mode' i always think about being a cute femboy that gets femdom'd.
No. 312003
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I fantasize about Aubrey Plaza laughing at me while she makes me shake and beg. Her evil energy is such a turn on
No. 312017
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>>311984>cis>smol femboy shota>hot milf onee-sama>thicc mommygod where do i begin with you. it's like an AI porn bot
No. 312233
>>312223Not really though, have you seen the other threads with anons being unhinged about their fetishes, fantasies and kinks? We have a purity police around.
Some anons are fucking weird though.
No. 312462
Ooh I have a dorky one
Office worker fantasy #4189 I know, but my -The Fantasy- is dominating a handsome woman. I'm a big lipstick lesbian, super girly, all that stuff. After being put through the 6-year educational wringer I'm finally able to land my first white collar job, and it turns out my boss is my ex-friend from highschool. Super intelligent and good looking, but most of all she's a mega bitch. Chews you out in front of your coworkers, a hardass, and everyone talks shit behind her back type of deal. Our first reunion is lackluster, and she either forgot I existed or pretended not to remember me. It's a bummer, because we've always found eachother kind of attractive back then even though neither of us made a move besides "joke" flirting between girls.
Slowly, I begin to realize that she's picking on me in particular: Makes a mountain out of my small rookie mistakes and makes me feel dumb, I'm always the errand girl made to fetch coffee, and makes snide passing remarks when I hand over my work. At some point I'm over it, don't care if I get fired and confront her woman to woman in her office. I ask what her problem is and once one thing leads to another, we're furiously making out. I push her onto her desk, making her stupid papers fly everywhere, and kiss down her defined jawline to her neck before I slide my manicured hands up her shirt. After I tease her enough to make her all hot and bothered, I pull her slacks down and leave them hanging off one leg as I proceed to finger and eat her pussy. When she's hanging by a thread and I can tell she's about to cum, I pull away and hand over her panties back with a smile, getting my petty revenge. I tell her to call me after our shift ends if she wants to continue, and get back to work.
I don't actually expect her to do it, but she does, and I make her drive over to my place. She's soaked by the time I get my strap, and I fuck her on my couch until she admits she just wanted to get my attention. I pin her wrists down and she submits despite the gap of strength between us, and from then on my job gets a little less miserable. She still intentionally pisses me off, but now when she makes a unnecessarily mean comment I didn't ask for, I eat her out again in the employee bathroom while she's caught between begging me to stop or keep going.
Also idk we make it official and I find a new company so we're on an even playing field again then we move in together and adopt two cats. Okbye srry for autism
No. 312978
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I want to be hugged naked by a tall older woman i wanna take a shower with her and wash her whole body and kiss her with water running down our faces I wanna cling to her like a fucking starfish anons I’m unwell I can’t survive much longer like this as a introvert virgin I thought I could be content this way for life but I think my natural mating urges are finally hitting me in my mid 20s and now my life is hell how do I cope
No. 313061
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I’m a monster fucker and I would love to do it with a monster girl like picrel. I need to be that smaller lady you don’t understand, I am always the Butch bc I’m taller but if there was a beast lady that could dom me just once I’d beg for it
No. 313673
>>313665Oh god nona, me too. It's not sexual or fetish-y at all for me, it just makes me very emotional and warm in my heart.
I have this desire to tend to her needs while she's pregnant, keep her comfortable, and sort of protect her and the (/our???) baby. We'd be excited but very nervous first parents, so we'd be absolutely obsessed with getting her nutrition/care right, baby-proofing the house, and stocking up on supplies. During delivery I'd want to be right next to her the whole time.
In reality I don't really want children because the world is very difficult, nor would I wish to force a woman through pregnancy. I'm terrified of being pregnant myself. So it makes me feel cringe and dumb, but brings a tear to my eye all the same.
My theory is that I just have a deep appreciation for this very demanding facet of womanhood. Giving birth obviously isn't necessary or anything like that, but it's still a beautiful and powerful thing. We can just grow entire human beings inside of us and are in charge of their well-being for the first few years of life. All mothers aren't good of course, but I still appreciate and respect that we have this ability. Maybe it's similar for you?
No. 313675
>>313673>I have this desire to tend to her needs while she's pregnant, keep her comfortable, and sort of protect her and the (/our???) baby.me tooooooooo (kek at the "our??" lmfao i sometimes think about what her & my baby would look like/be like even though it's impossible, sometimes I don't even catch it, i'll be like "too bad that could never happen because she'd never be into me" instead of it literally not being able to happen biologically? kek i am retarded)
>I'm terrified of being pregnant myself, but brings a tear to my eye all the same.yup, same here!
>It's not sexual or fetish-y at all for me, it just makes me very emotional and warm in my heart.I can't lie it's a little sexual for me… her tummy and boobs would be so cute but yes it's so heartwarming to imagine. I'm glad I'm not alone
No. 313688
>>313665>>313675I also have this fantasy
except in mine, I'd magically impregnate my partner… I don't want to imagine her with some moid's child, kek. Personally I feel like I have this fantasy because the idea of being bound to your girlfriend/partner in that way is symbolic of being devoted to/deeply in love with one another, and that idea is really wholesome and comforting. To know that she trusts you enough to co-parent with her and look after her as she's pregnant is an honor. Similar to what
>>313673 said, giving birth is beautiful and powerful, like, motherhood is such an amazing experience for some, and I can't help but find it divine.
No. 313690
>>313688i hate and loathe to admit it, and I never would anywhere else, but I also
want to impregnate her, so I often wind up imagining myself as a moid. I feel like I have such moidlike drive for it, which makes me feel like a total weirdo. Sometimes I have dreams where
I've been magically turned into a moid and I have sex that way, and it's bizarre but I swear I can feel my dream penis kek. I'm lucky I have my head on straight because I know the genderspecials would tell me I should just transition if I have these thoughts. I feel like it's probably unhealthy since it's something I can never have, so I try to repress the fantasies but sometimes they sneak up on me
and they're just too good in the moment No. 313705
>>313690AYRT, are you me? I feel the exact same way. As I've grown more masculine over the years, I feel like I've become more moidlike in some of my fantasies, and it almost makes me feel guilty, kek.
I don't imagine fully becoming a moid since penis disgusts me, so I instead imagine being able to summon a nondescript strap-on that I can feel with, and using that to penetrate/impregnate my partner. If magic was real, I can't say I wouldn't jump at the opportunity to make that come true, kek. Anyways, I don't think it's necessarily unhealthy to have these thoughts as long as it doesn't give way to genuine longing. Plus, I think it's hard for anyone to blame us for these thoughts when part of pregnancy is… well, impregnation.
No. 314363
>>314356>How is it guaranteed that one egg will be hers?anon i am sorry but I don't understand your question
>You get an egg from her implanted already fertilized? anon that's how IVF works, kek i think you should just google it because I'm not sure where you're confused
But yeah, having to have it fertilized with some scrote's cell is not ideal but I don't focus on that part at all in the fantasy, I just focus on the half that's hers ♥
No. 314734
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i've never had an orgasm before and at this point i don't know if i ever will or can. so i imagine if somebody tried to do me it'd be really awkward like picrel i'd rather not kek but i'm not entirely opposed to it i just want to save the awkwardness. masturbating makes me feel absolutely nothing but maybe it's different when another person is doing you sort of like tickling is as such my fantasies have always been focused on getting off the woman and i daydream about having a pillow princess that would tell and guide me exactly on making her cum as many times as she likes whether she is verbally or physically showing me what to do and also i can't stop thinking about eating a woman on her period and making out with her. not necessarily in that order
yes i'm a clueless virgin yes i type really unsexily
No. 314851
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>>314849>spoilerreminds me of picrel. A bit too bloody maybe.
No. 314862
>>314851I love it nonna, strong energy. Also the fact
moids are so scared of period blood and and a bloody lower face is a proof of only lesbian sex could have happened make it so hot.
>>314853Glad to help, if you write lesbian stuff you are an absolut unit.
No. 314894
>>313641Nona I wish I could be that for you, I love this dynamic. Being an old-school butch is tough–there must be an old-school femme shortage happening.
My fantasy is having a (semi) sahm wife that I can fully support financially so she wouldn't have to work and can just enjoy her life and get pampered by me every day and night.
No. 316710
I was judging people who are into the guy from You but I just realized that if that character was a bookish, sociopathic, delusional woman with a rare book cage in her basement and she was obsessed with me and put me on a pedestal and killed anyone who gave me trouble, I'd be done for. Locking me up so I can finally finish writing my book? Aww, so romantic. The character Peach from s1 is kind of like a less-violent female equivalent and I'm so into her but I really wanted her to take it to a deeper level of crazy. Creep shots and manipulation are one thing but I wanted there to be a kidnapping or a blood oath or something lol. The idea of being wanted on such an obsessive level is so attractive. It makes me want to write my own version of this concept but I'd just be ripping off the show, either that or it'd be fanfic lol.
>>316610Yesss this is my favorite part of eating out.
No. 317708
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autism incoming: i have this idea for a fantasy sex toy. In concept it's similar to a double ended dildo but it's not shaped like a dick it's probably just tube shaped. But anyway the concept is when your partner's vagina contracts, it makes your side expand, and then when you contract back, it expands her side, etc. When you get it going I bet it would be super stimulating, plus it would be hot to know it's fluctuating based on your partner's contractions I can't think of any way something like this would work in real life but i need a mad scientist to design it pls.
No. 318339
>>318313It was more of a "turning other women into lesbians" fantasy rather than a bi thing though. It would be creppier to think about it with straight women because they aren't into women, but bi are into them so it's a bit more "ok".
Our hormones are wild at that age anyways, you read too much into it. Isn't like I wanted to do it anyways, a fantasy is that, a fantasy. Even now I get turned on by things I would hate if they happened to me in real life but still seem hot if its on a imaginary scenario.
No. 318439
>>318420How is it prudish to not want people to use you for flings and fantasies when they actually don't respect you? Lesbians would freak the fuck out if a bi woman posted about fetishizing lesbians that way (rightfully!). I'm tired of the double standard where bi women have to just sit and take anything or else get called "whiny" "annoying" "a prude" for pointing out how it's fucked up, sorry. Also kek, if I stayed out of this thread it would shrink in size by at least a third.
>>318381yeah, and that's absolutely shitty and wrong of them and I will always call that out as well. So please don't do the same thing back when you know it's hurtful.
No. 318488
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I love the trope of gentle giant when applied to women. I’m short but there’s nothing I want more in the world than an intimidating looking tall gf who is actually adorable and slightly girly in demeanor. It really makes my heart explode. I want to have to pull her down to kiss me and I want her to melt at my touch. And of course then I want to sleep while hugging her like a big stuffed animal. I know in reality I am not cool enough for this to come true but I can dream
No. 318495
>>318492bi women are always so self righteous and act like lesbians are little retarded children it's obvious they think that our sexuality is something more childish or if we dare actually depict in it any audult way they act like lesbians are men-lite perverts
>>318491that fantasy isn't going to harm anyone, but bi women actually have gotten lesbians raped by tricking them into meeting up with them and bringing along their boyfriends. bi women cause actual sexual harm to lesbians, you call yourself gay while fucking men and those said men go and assault lesbians because they have learned that a woman calling herself gay doesn't mean anything
No. 318500
>>318495>it's obvious they think that our sexuality is something more childish>if we dare actually depict in it any audult way they act like lesbians are men-lite pervertsWhat? Where did anyone ITT say any of that? This is literally the “female fantasies” thread, no one here is a stranger to lusting after women. All anyone said is that it feels bad to be used as fantasy fodder by people who don’t respect you. That is a basic statement that pretty much anyone would feel the same about.
>bi women are always so self righteous and act like lesbians are little retarded children Again, wtf? You were nasty as fuck, and now you’re mad I didn’t hit you back the same way? Not being cruel to you is “acting self righteous”? Telling you I care is treating you like a child? It sounds like you wanted me to lash out at you so you could mentally justify having acted like a raging asshole.
No. 318868
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i am asexual i wont ever act on sexual fantasies but i do have some fantasies, im a cocsa victim and my rapist was also a girl and ive had plenty of like ravishment fantasies specially gangbang i just wish i had some lesbiam who treated me like im just a victim and nothing more i dont wanna be loved i wanna be seen as a object
No. 319161
>>318868I used to feel similarly to you, although I feel as if you're more traumatized than asexual. I hope you heal one day, I still have fantasies that involve being abused by women too due to abuse and I find it cathartic to process that way, but I have more healthy/consensual ones towards women too.
>>318937Fantasies stay in your head, so I think if you have a fantasy that's unhealthy, it's not always a big deal as long as it isn't what you exclusively think about. But in real life, things that cause severe physical (or mental) harm I don't encourage.
No. 319245
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I've got a strong biting instinct that makes me feel like a retarded cavewoman. My biggest desire is to bite her neck when she cums. Watching a woman cumming from what I'm doing to her turns me into pacman inside, i wanna bite and hold the chomp until she's done. I'm sure this would be massively unpleasant though so I'd never do it. But in my fantasies, I am biting the shit out of people.
No. 319580
>>319574Kekkkk that's so sweet and a little weird but I respect you putting it out there
nonnie I have a fantasy that me and my [imaginary] crush would have the same taste in music and we could duet one of my favorite songs of all time together. I'd imagine we could both play the instruments for each part of the song but even one of us just strumming the chorus and finishing the lines would be cute
No. 319678
>>319593You can braid my bush
nonny. They're completely straight which is weird because my head hair is curly. I always wished I had curly pubes too, they seem prettier.
No. 319783
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I still can't bear to post my fantasies here (I know we're anonymous but what about my post history!? Lmao) but I will say that picrel changed me as a teenager.
No. 319996
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God I would absolutely go feral for her
No. 320726
>>66358I have very specific tastes in women but all the bi and lesbian women in my town are femme4femme bottoms. Like, I like butch women!! I like strong women who are athletic, not Samantha with the galaxy print leggings and schoolgirl skirt.
Good lord, let me meet someone in a leather jacket with a pompadour and intense stare. A pretty butch makes my body get all prickly (in a good way)
No. 323262
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i want to smell a woman through her pantyhose and eat her out like a wild animal, for some reason when i imagine this it's always in a fancy car at night and in public ( as in, not in a garage or driveway but parked somewhere like a restaurant etc ). also want to feel some braless boobs through clothes. i'm ovulating
No. 323325
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>>66358I want to cuddle and kiss this actress from the Mandalorian. She’s a real actual lesbian who doesn’t have “they/them” pronouns and not a single TRA post to be found on her Instagram. I’m in love
No. 323676
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i can't hold it in anymore. I want to lovingly lather her bush with lots of bubbly soap. Same with underarm hair but especially the pubic hair. I want her to let me do it for longer than is actually necessary and make little soapy twists in it and comb my fingers through it. I love the contrast of dark hair and white soap bubbles.
No. 324593
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I wanna sit behind a big masc girl spread her legs and finger her until she's stupid. Pic extremely related (I know she's not masc but she's similarly hot to me)
No. 324716
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I got two:
One is just vampires, woman in a suit who is a vampire who is a bit cruel. That's a good day dream, I can't get over how little there are of women in suits who are vampires. Anyway, biting and dominating me
Second, woman covered in blood with knife. Knife just adds more tension when kissing.
Long hair is also a bonus
No. 324720
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>>324698She look more kawaii without makeup, but she need to put down the face fillers
No. 324741
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>>324597the fact 50 years ago there was an actual out lesbian heel WITH the champion belt. She was too non compliant for the US so she got sent to Japan… I would kill to see a good pic of her when she had a mohawk.
No. 324815
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>>324720I KNEW it, I knew she was hot… I feel lucky that I can't tell when people have had ps unless it's really bad lol, thank you nona! I love those big muscles paired with her cute face, she's adorable.
>>324741Anon you've changed my life. I'm writing a little romance rn about lesbians trying to succeed in a male-dominated sports league and I'm reading up on her now feeling all kinds of inspired. Damn this woman has killer arms. She had a mohawk?? I'm on google images rn trying to find more pics of her and haven't found anything like that. I'll post it here if I do though.
No. 324927
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>>324815Rhea got some lip filler now, but I just hope she will not get breast implants. Female bodybuilders with cute face are a blessing
I went on a dig in japanese to find more stuff on Sandy. There is video of her in a shit MMA fight with devil masami where she had the mohawk :
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2hlpp2also fun fact about pic related, the tall girl behind her who was her tag team partner was also a lesbian
No. 324930
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>>324927forgot to tell you, good luck on your writting nona !
It's been a bit of time I want to make a story about a fantasy female wrestling company but I will never have time to draw it and I feel a bit out of place to make cute stories about such a cut throat industry.
No. 324931
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>>324930Ill do just a mini dump
No. 324936
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>>324935Her afro is such a beautiful iconic look
No. 324938
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>>324936end of mini dump. We need an athlete and bodybuilder women appreciation thread.
No. 324948
>>324798Glad other nonas can relate! IMO whatever a man can do, a woman can do hotter. Women being CEOs, breadwinners, fixing things up, getting super muscly, etc is dreamy.
I have another fantasy about a female CEO. She's cold and seems stand offish to others. Other people are too intimidated/scared of her and she seems like a total ice queen. However, she goes soft for me, her secretary, because I'm cheerful and I don't think she's scary. I'm the only one who knows her secret, which is that she's actually quite awkward and shy. I fantasize about moving into her penthouse and becoming her housewife and we live happily every after. I hope sfw fantasies are allowed her I know it's pretty vanilla
No. 324950
>>324948I love this fantasy so much now I want it too…
Imagine you're in apron, she comes home while you're cooking and she showers you with compliments of how she's so glad to have such a great wife waiting at home after exhausting work day. You hurry her to taste the new recipe you tried, eager to know if you did a good job…
No. 325258
>>324927>>324935Ayrt, holy shit thank you so much for this. I want to be the person who brings her spit bucket and rubs her shoulders between matches. She's so fucking cute. Do you know why she was wearing gloves and not her opponent? Like was it a costume choice?
>>325052>>325150I don't follow any sports but I would definitely participate!
No. 325296
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I want to eat out a woman with soft pubic hair so badly please god
No. 325464
>>325296The shape of pubic hair is so pretty on a woman.
>>325301Male have the most retarded, borderline pedo takes on what is desirable. I find what moid call
roasties to be so attractive, especially if the woman is more pigmented down there
No. 325686
>>325258There is like a tradition of filler match in Japan where they mix different martial art in a match during events (probably from the Inoki vs Mohammed Ali match), so I guess they gave her this gimmick for one time. Still Sandy is so attractive in a way other female wrestler were not at the time, she was fresh af.
Also in the mohawk category Aja Kong look good in this street fight style match, and them beating each others with their boots is pretty funny too imo
No. 325833
>>325825Really? Maybe my cervix is just abnormally deep. Thank you
nonny, you’ve given me hope
♥ No. 327896
>>327785I feel kinda similar as a butch where I like it when women objectify me for my masculine traits, just not in a gross "oh you're basically a man" or "step on me mommmy" way. I want a femme to know I could throw her around like a caveman if I want to, but because I'm a civilised caveman I'll only do that when she asks me nicely. I also have recurring fantasies about post workout massages. A cute masseuse oiling up my muscles appreciatively and teasing me by spending just a
little bit more time when working my thighs. Getting so close to my crotch that I end up begging for a handjob like a pathetic little animal in heat.
No. 328646
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when it comes time for the next thread, can someone use another pic from the same artist? the vibe fits so perfectly
No. 328699
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>>328694You have google anon.. It's just a pump that suctions, like a vacuum, the vagina and enlarges it.
No. 328886
>>328878Use some fucking imagination lmao. Not having enough brain power for that a very bad sign, and chronic porn use decreases the amount of gray matter in your brain. It's hard to quit porn and a long process to rewire your brain to not need it, but why would anyone want to be dependent on it to come for the rest of her life?
Also if you watch porn you're not really learning what you like, you're watching scripted content made by others and most likely nonconsensually redistributed by others of stuff they want you to teach yourself to like.
No. 328891
>>328884Home videos exist, you know, and those can be great.
I remember this one video of two girls boning outside in the woods, the taller one fucking her friend with a strap, and it was so visceral, you could tell they were crazy for each other. The bottom one was writhing, and her legs were trembling, and her pussy was flushed pink from the fucking, and she was so wet even the crappy old school phone could pick up the sound. She came so hard she almost fell over. I lost the footage but I cherish the memory.
No. 328897
>>328893Be the change you wish to see in the world. -Mahatma Ghandi
>>328891thats very nice but home videos can be stolen/leaked and you have no way of knowing whether the women in the videos are still enjoying that strangers watch them having sex or if they're going through legal/financial/social hell trying to erase it from the internet, and they're still scripted to a degree. I doubt they're all you watch considering you said "degenerate shit".
No. 328903
>>328898If that shit has 15k views, my +1 is not going to change anything. I was not the one who published or filmed it. My conscience is clear.
By the way, if I knew there would be zero repercussions down the line, I absolutely would star in a few home videos myself. I like the thought of women I don't know getting off to my body.
(derailing) No. 328933
>>328878>>328884I have a high libido in a town where finding SSA women is hard, and don't go anywhere near photo/video porn of real people (even things like amateur or solo videos) for reasons
>>328897 explained. Even when I'm out of my mind horny, I don't feel right about it. I will never understand coomers, even female ones.
No. 329223
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Something activates in my brain when I see qt women in rave outfits, any neon colored bikinis, micro bikini tops, and leotards with (and without) tights.
>>298414She was one of my top 2d crushes as a kid, lol. Her and Crystal from Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase.
No. 329584
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I've been playing Ghost Recon Wildlands lately and it's reignited my fascination with military gear. I've never been one for roleplay as it's kinda corny, but I can't stop thinking about this specific scenario. I'm dressed in something similar to picrel, while my wife is also in military gear, but something high up though, more formal like she's the big boss as opposed to me being a front line infantry grunt. We're on opposite sides and I've been kidnapped and delivered to her. She's interrogating me for information in a very repressed and homoerotic manner. Rough housing me while making fun of me and saying I'm probably enjoying it (I am). She has me tied to a chair, and eventually she straddles me, kissing me over the balaclava, gently at first but then teasing me with tongue. Even though she can only see my eyes, she knows I'm blushing hard. She gets off of me and puts her boot right on my crotch, enough pressure for it to hurt, but also enough pressure for it to feel really fucking good. As she's giving me a big monologue on how she's fighting the good fight and I'm a force of evil, I start trying to covertly move myself against her boot to get off, but she clocks this and brutally mocks me for it. With a wicked smile she tells me that she thinks we can do business together. That if I radio my squad and lead them into an ambush, she'll give me the privilege of eating her out. She pushes her boot down harder and I tell her I'll do it. After I radio my squad and send them to their inevitable deaths, (don't worry, it's a squad of moids, no women were harmed in the making of this fantasy) she unties me and marches me to the bedroom with a pistol jammed in my back. When we get there she tells me to lie down on the bed and then straddles me. The pistol now pressed firmly against my forehead as she slowly rolls the balaclava up to my nose, finally giving me the kiss I wanted so badly. As we slowly make out, I hear her click the safety off the pistol, and it only serves to turn me on even more. She breaks my reverie by grabbing my arms and handcuffing me to the bed frame. She reminds me that I'm scum in her eyes and still can't be trusted. She stands up to undress, but she leaves on her boots, an open dress shirt and her beret, she then straddles my face, puts the gun back to my forehead and tells me to get to work. She's rides my face to hell and back, berating me the whole time. Only after she's came three times does she finally soften up and compliment me on my skills. She gives me a slow, lingering kiss, then rolls my balaclava back down, undoes the handcuffs and tells me I can finish myself off if I want before she kicks me out. She lies besides me on the bed, nonchalantly smoking and watching me with a coy smile as I shove my hand down my trousers and finally get my release. It doesn't take long at all, and she has such a cocky, self-satisfied look on her face that it makes me want to do it all over again. And then we live happily ever after, idk.
No. 329977
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I wanna have sex with a new mother. I've always loved the milky and warm scent of women who are nursing. I'd start off by giving her a nice massage to relax her. I just really want to make a new mom relaxed and happy.
No. 329979
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I want to be some sort of lord or queen and slowly get close to a strong, reliable knight-type butch woman like picrel. It would just be an exceptional friendship at first, but then I'd start testing the waters with small touches, statements that imply that I think about us being Together together, etc.
Because of the deep trust between us, she'd confess to me the fire I'm stoking in her. She'd tell me to stop doing what I'm doing because she thinks she's the one who can't help misinterpreting my actually very intentional actions. And I'd tell her that I love her in a romantic manner and that she's not misinterpreting things at all.
When we're finally intimate together, I want to take her apart so slowly and carefully. Make her feel everything I feel when I look at her, her strength and her vulnerability, how much I love all of it. The sex would be completely about her. She'd probably want to reciprocate, but I'd tell her that I want to make sure she understands how mutual my feelings for her are. I want her to become used to being lavished with affection in bed.
I just really, really want to top a strong knightly butch in the most loving manner possible and see her, through trust and pleasure, become vulnerable to me.
No. 332071
>>332068Kek.
I was thinking more along the lines of forceful tribbing until she cums.
No. 332582
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I want to have sex while we are wearing Edwardian era clothing and maybe one of us is reading a love poem while she/I'm is getting eaten out
No. 332608
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My biggest fantasy for the last few months has been to eat out a butch woman in a summer dress in the country side. I have a huge thing for gap moe where someone's personality contrasts their looks vastly. A butch woman who usually dresses in a masculine, threatening style in a summer dress activates every neuron in my brain it's so toxic. Having her squirm and try to hide her embarassment even when no one's around is the dream.
despite the fact that my hayfever would have me dying kek
No. 333067
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i'm down so fucking bad i can't even pin down any individual fantasy concretely enough to make a coherent post. I don't even know how to deal with it this has never happened to me before. i'm just thrashing back and forth in bed hoping i don't wind up as a spontaneous combustion victim speculated about in a crappy unsolved mysteries documentary. If there are reports on the news then let it be known the cause of the incident was wanting to fuck a handsome woman too badly
No. 334121
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i fantasise about being a princess with a special knight who i'm particularly close with. she's a big muscular woman who's a strong, commanding leader. since she's sort of my personal bodyguard she accompanies me during my strolls through the palace gardens and visits to the markets.
she's quiet and introverted, but she listens very intently to what i have to say. she's not much of a reader, but she pays attention when i tell her about the latest novel i read. every once in a while she'll bring me a little trinket from the market, or swipe a sweet bun from the kitchen because she knows i like them.
however, i seem oblivious to all her courting attempts. she's getting exasperated. one day i ask her to lace up my dress for me. usually it's my lady in waiting who's meant to do this, but i dont want my lady in waiting, i want her. she laces up a thread or two before placing her hands on my waist. she leans in, kissing my bare neck. she says, voice low, that she wants me, very, very much.
…i want a strong protective knight gf
No. 335101
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>>335095I know that feel.
In my fantasies i'm tall.
No. 335536
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Okay, call me scrotish but it’s a fantasy of mine to fuck a girl who’s wearing this outfit, and not because “oh em gee alt mommy wojak meme tiktok gf who does all my chores!!1!!”
I really like it on women who are slightly chubby. Doesn’t necessarily have to be a goth/black one either, just has to have overlapping shirts, a miniskirt and maybe some long socks. It makes me want to slowly strip it off for some reason. Like, think about it. Imagine a girl on a day where it’s kind of hot and she’s wearing this and she asks you to take it off of her. Idk. Something about peeling back not one but two layers of shirts, loosening the super tight belt to relieve her of a bit of discomfort and slowly and sensually taking her skirt off and her thighs spilling out of her stockings and over her calves as she folds her legs on the ground so I can hold her waist just makes me horny. Please help.
No. 336882
This is very cringe so read at your own risk.
My current fantasy is that I have a weeb friend who has a whole harem of husbandos she likes and she keeps describing them to me and how much she loves them and how she wishes they were real and with her, I propose to her that I can be them, any of them she wants, she agrees. I cosplay as her husbandos and I look really ridiculous every time and she laughs at me endearingly with I'm in my getup. I even change up my voice a bit for her so she can really immerse herself within the fantasy, I research her husbandos and act like how they would when I have sex with her and she moans out the name of whatever 2d feller I'm dressed up as but she's really cheeky about it and teases me a little like, "My husbando doesn't have tits like this though…" and gently fondles mine and I gruff out some flustered reply in a retarded deep voice and she brings her hands lower and plays with my pussy being all, "I don't think this is the equipment he has either," while she starts fucking me with her fingers and I drop the character and hold onto her as my own real self but she still doesn't let go and keeps taunting me like, "He doesn't moan like this, you're doing a bad job," and I try to get myself into character again for her but she's rubbing me just right and I'm under her now and- THAT'S A WRAP.
No. 336885
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>>336882anon omg it's like you've read my mind, believe it or not i've actually been thinking of this scenario too kek
only i kind of prefer a fujo gf to a husbandofag which is why i've attached picrel drawn by the crazy amputee tif kek i'm sorry but that's what i was reminded of and it's honestly really hot to me. spoilered for nudity and moid even if you can barely see him what wouldn't i do to have this…
No. 336897
>>336848I have an embarrassing little fantasy where I go on a date with this amazingly confident tall woman. It's maybe the second or third date so we've been keeping it chaste, but this is the date where we get more daring in our flirtations. Something I do every time I go out (i.e. IRL) is put one spray of my favorite perfume on my neck, and one light puff all over so that you can only smell the notes once you get very close to me. Anyway, on this date, we get more daring and she inches down to kiss my neck. She notices the perfume that until this point has been almost imperceptible and it makes her go crazy.
And I won't go further because aaaahhh so embarrassing, this is so intimate! But it would please my little dummy heart so much if somebody noticed and appreciated the intimate touches I plan for romance, I'm such a sap.
No. 336908
>>336897Funny, my fantasy is going out with an amazingly
shy tall woman. In my mind there’s nothing cuter than the body language of a tall woman who is nervous.
No. 336968
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I've been thinking a lot about gladiators lately, one scenario is after she has won a fight I'd go down to greet her, congratulating her with handing her flowers but she's mute or too shy to talk so just nods, maybe ask her if I could admire her with my hands and call her cute and adorable when she gets embarrassed from how much I'm admiring her sun-kissed scarred body, the other scenario is just her having her way with me and it's very primal and raw, afterwards she tells me her stress and worries and I comfort her and act as the big spoon, just holding her closely.
No. 338520
>>338518my throwaway email is up in "anonymous". I dont want to talk about this publicly on here since you never know. I do plan on actually trying to publish it.
Btw, the book isn't erotica or romance or anything. It's a dark comedy with some romantic elements sprinkled in the middle, as well as some themes about jealousy.
No. 338560
>>338493honestly the just taste like skin
still great experience tho, hope you get it soon
nonnie No. 339396
>>339388I've had similar fantasies.
I love eating pussy. I often fantasize about being in an orgy and spend hours doing it.
No. 339595
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i know this comic is scrote shit but i really do feel like this right now lmao
No. 339614
Usually in all my fantasies I am the dominant one, but right now I really REALLY want to be finger fucked (hard) under a tree by the woman I have a crush on. I want her to lean over me and dirty talk in my ear while she does it. I swear to god I always thought dirty talk was corny and stupid, why do I want her to do it to me now??? What the fuck is happening to me?
>>339608kek something must be in the air I didn’t even see your post until I typed this
No. 340328
>>340318fellow selfharmer enjoyer
i've even posted about it before on /g/ several times over the years kek, my bad i get you anon, a girl in the train station once smiled at me and she had deep scars (although they were old) on her legs similar to mine and i felt something deep within me. whenever i spot them on other women it ups my attraction exponentially. i know it's bad and creepy and i wouldn't want to encourage them from a real moral standpoint but i really can't help it. i just want to take care of them, and in my case it makes me feel like we are closer in a sense
i stopped but when i used to cut there honestly was sort of an erotic aspect to it to me.. sorry normalnons reading this… No. 340340
>>340318>>340328I've never self-harmed, but the scars
trigger an insane protective instinct in my mind. Could be platonic, could be romantic, depending on the person. If it's romantic, they look sexy to me, which I know is bad because it can encourage cutting even though I don't want her to cut more.
No. 340474
>>340257>>340263As a shy masc / tomboy, both of these scenarios are really hot. It's funny how most butches I know are very outwardly dominant but totally submissive when it comes to their girlfriends (I'm guilty).
I'd love to have a bossy girlfriend that tells me what to do in bed, orders me around. I'd happily comply of course. No S/M bullshit though, we'd be total equals. But she knows I love to serve and uses that to her advantage. I'd want her to sit on my face while her hands hold a vibrator over my clit, making me cum over and over.
Afterwards I'd eat her out for as long as she wants and then make her some breakfast
No. 340718
I really want to finger her from behind and bite her cute soft but toned ass. Something about the view of a woman's
thighs ass & pussy from behind really activates instant horny brain in me. Along that line I also fantasize about getting her to pull her pants down so she's just in her panties and lean over a table so I can touch and lick her pussy. If she has dark pubic hair that is visible on either side of her white panties it would drive me wild. My face is literally a heat-seeking missile to pussy from behind. I wanna grip her by her thighs and lick her like an animal.
>>340524god anon me too
No. 341186
There’s this regular at my job that makes my brain short circuit everytime I see her. She’s super tall, like over six foot- on the thinner side, and has unkempt, very long, brown hair that looks like she doesn’t know how to brush, with nerdy bangs and glasses, and has acne (but she makes it cute somehow?). she stumbles over her words as I take her order, but there’s this conviction in her voice when she speaks that’s really attractive. She also comes in wearing a construction vest, ill fitting jeans that she drowns in and steel toe boots everyday, which also drive me more fucking insane than I already am when I see her. Her order is somehow attractive, too… she gets the same breakfast sandwich and sugary drink everyday. Her shyness yet self assuredness is so hot, I want have sex with this woman so bad you have no fucking idea… She has these really long fingers and I can’t stop staring at them whenever she comes in because I can’t stop my stupid, horny brain from imagining her fingering me. And her whiny, stuttering voice makes me want know what she sounds like if I were to eat her out until she’s crying.
I need to lay down and count to ten
No. 341573
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Guh… pussy
No. 342263
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not to sound like a scrote, but i do often fantasize about my favorite "type" of pussy. I think this shape is the absolute cutest, extra extra super bonus points if the labia minora are a sexy darker color. I want to touch and kiss and lick the parts that stick out so bad.