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i just want to be in a threesome with two other women, tbh. not to mention i have a reoccurring fantasy about being fwb with another woman.
Same to be honest - I want a fwb with another girl too. Just getting along, flick some music on with a glass of wine and then spend the evening kissing and eating each other out. Sounds good to me.
But the thing is whenever Ive tried to look for another girl interested (pref online) they're all dodgy or hideous :(
Are you me?
I just wanna be embraced and loved by an older voluptuous woman
Also I read the thing your pic comes from and could honestly relate except for some points (the whole mother thing,i never was clingy) >tfw it probably will never happen and i'll probably die alone
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I found les porn once where Girl 1 just sat there while Girl 2 rubbed her clit all over Girl 1's boob and it was really hot and I can't find anymore porn like that and I wanna try it.
Helping a drunk girl get away from some pushy guy trying to take her home with him then taking advantage of her myself except she's into it so it's not rapey.
I'm also curious as to what it's like to fuck with a strap on.
Meeting a shipwrecked busty alien chick then hiding her in my home and waking up to her trying to breast feed from me because sex-based alien culture and other shenanigans. >>66403
I never had a proper relationship with a girl before settling down with my current bf. We have threesomes every so often but I wish I had had a sweet summer fling with a pretty girl just once before I met him
This! Without the threesomes part though. I love and adore my bf and honestly think he is the one for me but I do feel like I completely missed out on a part of my sexuality.
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I just want her to sit on my face while I eat her out vigorously tbh
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>tfw you can only really get off to lesbians kissing
Like not even having sex, just watching girls kissing makes me super horny and embarrassed
I can't watch girls kiss on tv around other people because it makes me super nervous and I just have to leave the room
Honestly, I fantasize about kissing girls a lot
I just really want to try it, it seems really nice but I don't know anyone cute and gay enough to try that with
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>>66906>can't wait to be a successful bitch with a stunning wife and make straight males talk shit about us
S a m e
if this ain't goals right here
I just love the fantasy of a kept partner and being the strong career woman. But in reality I'm pretty emotional fragile so I doubt I could pull of the strong, take no shit type persona I'd love to have. The next best thing would be something like these two
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>tfw no tall, blonde, confident gf that takes advantage of you
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This is the ultimate dream ! Image speaks for itself.
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I always have a fantasy which is having someone who is strong, genius and respected by everyone to be my dog and loyal servant for ever
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A fantasy I have is just making out and eating ice cream at the same time(?) with a qt girl while wearing cosplay
I literally just really want to make out with a girl, but it's hard to find other gay girls around here man
Ugh same for the older women part.
I just wish to be some older femme women's wife (not at all into butches) and be loved dearly and love her back. I'm lame.
I also just wish I was abducted by a tall,dominant woman,that would keep me until i can't live without her and turn me 100% lesbian by toying with me every single day until my mind breaks.
I-I would be your smaller breasted gf with a fixation on your tiddies anon. I'm a small B cup and not very tall (just shy of 5"3) and sometimes i can get kinda jelly/fascinated by bigger breasts.
I just wanna get in a fight with a big breasted woman about it, and have the heated debate turn into something more kinky (aka slowly submitting to her as she mercilessly teases me physically,makes me suck her breasts,.. until i admit that big breasts are good)
Also agreeing on the last one. Hanging out naked with other girls at some japanese bath house (i'm a weeb) seems super chill and nice.
I'm kinda insecure about my body (i'm at a totally normal weight for an european woman but i wish i was skinnier) so I probably wouldn't be 100% comfy>tfw no woman to go behind me and catch me by surprise,pull me against her and call me cute just like in my animus
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That last sentence made me feel all hot in the face, god.
So…how big are you?
I'm ok with having two perky handfuls but I would be lying if I said I never looked at bigger breasts with some kind of envy (and something else).
Oh my gosh. That's huge. I must look so puny next to you.
I don't mind sag,it's a natural thing.>tfw i'll never squish my breasts against yours as we cuddle
This thread is starting to make me feel more hot and bothered than it should
I have H cup too, thought they're not that big since I am skinny they only look big on me.
They're seriously fun to play with though like not even in sexual sense I just like squeezing and wobbling them
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oh my god you guys.. i'm such a fucking moron.
started talking to this girl on tinder a few days ago and was kind of suspicious at first since she didn't have any info in her bio and the only three photos she had didn't look like someone who existed in my city. i did ask her jokingly if she was real but then kinda got over it until she asked me for my phone number. me, being a desperate potato, of course give her my number, albeit finding it quite dubious. and then she was all like "well i will text you when i feel like meeting up with you" and then suddenly asking me stuff about my experiences and if i was a virgin and whatnot.
at this point i'm thinking "OH BOYE I AM TOTALLY GETTING CATFISHED AM I NOT." i then reverse image searched her profile pic and OF COURSE IT'S STOYA (a pornstar).
anyway, baleeted my tinder after reporting her and now i'm traumatized forever.
Oh my god.
Now you know at least. Man, it could have been a gross rapist (probably was) behind it so it's good you realized.
Fuck catfishers, they're pieces of shit. Toying with someone's feelings is disgusting.
That's funny, I have this fantasy of having a girlfriend who dates a girl on the side. It's not the usual male fantasy of a mff threesome (I have that one too), but of my girlfriend going out alone with a friend of hers and having a date, making out, maybe even developing feelings but still loving me. The biggest difference from yours is that I imagine the other girl being more girly and being more of a close, good friend than a stranger.
Just typing this out feels very weird and I wouldn't tell this to a gf irl. I hope your bf decides to be okay with it one day anon.
Yeah seriously anon sounds like one of those
30+ autogynephile tranny mtf lesbians
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>no tall gf that wants you to sit in her lap in public
I'm mad at my life
ew lol no, it's just awkward typing. I can't really explain it, but me + nervousness = stupid talking. >>68898
understandable tbh, I just want to know what it feels like. then again bumping pubic bones isn't all that appealing.
Same>tfw it may never happen to me ever
I just want to be loved and protected by an older woman (other than my mother,that is)
Nope. I want her to legit love me and I want to really love her.
If she's rich that's nice but I would feel bad about mooching someone unless she was ok with "taking care of me" financially (and even then i would still do some kind of work!)
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You wouldn't mind beating uo a smol azn girl would you
bonus points for me if she's like in her 30s or 40s. the thought of being borderline taken advantage of by a hot curvy femme, shoving her juicy titties in my face, eating each other pussies out at the same time… it's not a crazy fantasy in terms of being unrealistic so I hope it pans out one of these days.
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I get that. Kinda go a bit more in the sexual direction though. I actually stayed in a really shitty abusive
relationship for a long time only because the sex was so degrading and violent
When it comes to everything else I always fantasise about my boyfriend. It's literally just that specific fantasy: a woman going down on me. Not replaying memories of times when it's actually happened either, weirdly, just anon woman.
Sage for boyfriend-related blogpost
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I want a small pretty feminine girl to dominate the fuck out of me.
is 5'3 small enough for you bb?>tfw can only dom in roleplay because i'm too spaghetti in real life and like to get it instead
doesn't help i look a bit younger and have a "younger" voice which would make anything dirty i say sound cute or hilarious.
anything shorter than me is small enough and I'm 5'5" lel
I'm also imagining dirty talk in like a squeaky chipmunk voice now and it's killing me tbh
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I once talked to this girl who had a fetish for eye gouging and it did kind of get me hot when she was describing how she wanted to see me squirm in pain while she pressed her nails into my sockets and pulled my eyes out but it was such a weird thing to tell a person that I stopped talking to her since.
Personally, I like seeing videos of girls puke or dry heave. Sometimes I wish a girl would vomit peach juice (my favorite) in my mouth but that's unhealthy and people say it's gross so whatever.
Sometimes I have dreams where there's this really attractive girl and she's my best friend and she and I go around a little town beating people up and then we go on the outskirts to a motel to hide in and she locks me in it and lets me suck her and then we cuddle and eat candy.
I don't recognize her IRL and the scenario isn't from anything I've read or seen so I always assume it's me from an alternate world or something, haha.
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I wish I could find someone like you. It's kinda hard to find cute girls who are into weird stuff that aren't edgelords about it.
I like butch/semi butch lesbians who are sensitive and quiet. Tall ones have a special place in my heart. Basically the opposite of me but with the same interests. But there's this messed up part of me that likes violent women and I blame Haute Tension for that. >>68650
don't marry the other anon marry me instead
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I'm a simple girl I just wanna suck a thick girl's tiddies and eat her out til she cries
There were actually no drugs?
Fantasy ruined :(
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god yes. i always loved the idea of being fwb with another woman. someone who will always return your booty calls or is just down to cuddle and makeout on some nights. ….sigh
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Same as OP, want to be in a relationship with an older woman. Someone interesting and intellectual and just sexy. No games. Lots of wine, amazing sex, a nice house. Also it would be hot if we were in public and people confused us as niece and aunt.
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Tbh I crave for a small cute girl, I would love to cuddle with her, gossip, talk about everything, spoil her and shower her with attention, but at the same time I wish she had a strong personality and isn't completely passive … I just want to have someone I can unconditionally love and bake cakes with.
Problem is, most girls ,my type, who I met are straight or into butches.Even thought I'm quite tomboy at heart at the same time am quite femme looking and love cute things which doesn't exactly suit me (bit tall 5'8 )…
Off topic, but even thought I'm only into quite girly girls, P!nk somehow was my sexual awakening (pic related)
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I'm small, feminine and into tall, feminine looking but kinda tomboyish girls (especially if they're into sport and/or gym). I'm also sweet with my girlfriends but not in a passive way, and I like to cuddle and gossip.
Don't worry anon, we exist and you'll meet the right one for you :)
5"3 grill into cute things as well as pretty girly. But I'm a dorkular nerd that has garbage taste in anime and game.
I wish for a taller girlfriend that would be just like you actually.
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Ah well anon, when you are a dominant middle aged woman looking for someone to fuck, you can call me.
Pic related, so obsessed with her recently. Just want her to wrap those legs around my face.
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>I'm small, feminine and into tall, feminine looking but kinda tomboyish girls (especially if they're into sport and/or gym)>mfw that's 100% me>And that's why a lot of people thought I was a lesbian>Even though I am not>But wish I was
sorry to OT, so I am saging, but so many emotions
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I know most people think emily is a meme and a butterface but i think she's hot and i want to be her minority sex slave having her force me to eat her out while she edges me would be a dream
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yeah it sucks she went off the deep end.But idk theirs still something pretty hot about her.
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I really love amazon, buff women I blame my preference after reading and getting into Robert Crumb's comics. I guess that i'm bisexual? Some guys are cute, but I've always thought women are alot cuter, especially butch/masculine types
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Older, androgynous women are absolute 10/10
Only slightly older, though. I wouldn’t mind if their personalities ranged from androgynous to feminine, but I find traditionally masculine women (and guys) kind of off putting.
I fantasize about someone taller and more mature looking than I am. Higher, sharper cheekbones, but not too harsh with a very womanly figure. Someone that’s really predatory. Suffocating me with her soft skin, teasing, biting, forcing me to get her off, forcing herself onto me, the whole shebang.>>69671
I… passively pictured midnight in the back of my mind when typing this out. I think that says more about me than I want it to.
There are also times when I just think about cuddling in a bed and getting off with in the softest, most delicate way possible. This is usually the route my gf take on the rare occasion we’re both in the mood. Barely touching our most sensitive parts and never getting close enough. It’s almost always under in literal tears and it’s amazing.
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i love older women so much i almost wish i was older already so i could have a chance with them
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Same, anon. I worry that I'll be alone until I'm at least 30 because I won't be able to meet anyone I'm attracted to.
same, I'm usually pretty confident but other lesbians make me feel so insecure and shitty about my entire self
Anon are you me?
I had a relationship with a woman a long time ago but it never got sexual. Sometimes I think I just missed the chance to be with a femme girl even tho I have the opportunity to have a fwb relationship with a girl buuuut where I live is so conservative it's hard to find a girl that would be accepting, and I don't even want to imagine the dirty looks we would get.
My only hope is that I'm going to pass this fantasy but I've been dreaming with this for a good +10 years ;_;
Also I fantasize a lot about having a long distance friend who we can talk about makeup, lowkey misandry and womanly stuff and also where we can both send nudes, do some sexting and masturbate together via skype. Is that too much to ask?
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All I want to do is be a prince for someone (lmao) and get fawned over
I'm a huge sucker for that rare trope in anime, it's fascinating >>71088
Same, girls scare the shit out of me
I'd love a gf like you anon.
I remember making the observation that bi girls prefer masculine women and bi men prefer feminine men, I'm okay with both.
A masculine woman who is like a prince is the ultimate catch. She has all the best parts of a man without losing the whole woman. Sensitive, sensual and cool, all that good stuff.
I just need to become more confident and social to meet these girls..
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damn anon, prince-like type girls are amazing, i wish i could get that kind of gf or to be prince for someone (but I'm too smol and too girly fuck)
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Bless your heart anon, I'm sure you're a qt and could be my princess anyday
I'm the same way tho, I wish I was more confident so I could talk to other girls face to face and not die from anxiety>>71462
Yesss, prince-like type girls are my weakness>the file name tho
Good to know I'm surrounded by ultra gay anons
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>tfw a cute friend (who's also gay) threatens to fight you with their tongue
Is my fantasy going to come true?
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I'm usually more into femmes but w-wouldn't mind a tall and auntie-like Moira gf.
I just want a big soft fat gf to spoil with baked goods and tease while I grab her belly and fuck her with my feeldo. Then we'll kiss and I'll fall asleep on top of her and smell her strawberry shampoo. I'm short and skinny so I'm really into the size difference. I also fantasize about having a girl eating me out under my petticoats while I'm standing and doing something else.
I lost my virginity to a cute girl with a big belly but she was really embarrassed about it so I didn't make it a focus or tease her. Still dream about when I put my entire head between her tits though.
I miss her…
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The sex scene from cable girls turned me on so much, mostly because most of the women on the show are my type
pale, feminine face,naturally curvy bodys (like actual curvy not chubby), short hair, especially if it's dark and wavy, and when they wear old fashioned dresses and skirts and such
I don't mean to sound like a splurge or anything but yeah
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I know this is impossible, but a big daydream of mine is being the lone heiress to a huge fortune and living alone in a giant mansion in the British countryside, spending my days drinking tea and reading books when I suddenly decide to get a live-in maid (in my daydream it is Victorian England). She's some poor orphan girl who's clumsy and bad at cleaning but is a wonderful chef. We spend our days together in my huge mansion and I teach her to read and write in my big library full of old books and we go on long walks together. And then one day she has a nightmare and asks to share my bed, and we end up kissing, and she confesses her love for me and we make love passionately throughout the night. We live together forever as a couple, no longer as a maid and mistress, and adopt a bunch of cats.
That's my dream.
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I'd love to be your live-in maid, anon
I'm a butch woman with a femme girlfriend and I sometimes fantasize about other butch women, like my ex. One day, I hope to convince my girlfriend to have a threesome.>>79610>>79592
Fingersmith is amazing.
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I’m in happy relationship but I can’t help but feel a little bit jealous of my ex-gf’s new relationship. She is one of my best friends though we didn’t work as a couple so that’s why I know the situation
My ex is submissive, cute girl who blushes easily. Her new partner is succesful career oriented power lesbian in her 40s. Their relationship is based on true sugarmama/sugarbaby dynamic. Mama gives her luxurious gifts like cosmetics or weekends. In return her sub helps her relax after long week in business world.
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Another fantasy of mine (I'm the victorian maid anon) is basically to be the girlfriend of Yagyuu Kyuubei (from Gintama). She's the ideal gf:
>super strong, could totally pick me up and throw me around
>loves her gf, would do anything for her
>hot butch but secretly sensitive and shy
I could go on and on…
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I'd willingly be Otae if it means I get to date Kyuubei
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I'm ashamed as fuck to say this but I have a huge crush on my female physics professor, she's just so gorgeous, so mature, so smart, super nice and supportive, really passionate about the field and women in STEM. I go red in the face every time she talks to me, I don't think I've ever felt so strongly for a woman before ever. I'm a sucker for dark features on women and men, she reminds me of carmen sandiego.
I'm sure i'm just bi curious cliche college meme but I do think about her with lust she has a deep womanly voice, is confident, bodacious and tan skin unff, she's a Mrs though of course.
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I would kill for a relationship like that. But I don't know any power lesbians who would want to take care of a lazy 18 year old neet like me.
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I had a dream a few nights ago. I don't remember everything but I had a rich qt gf with long blonde hair, small boobs and slim with a good ass. We ran to each other, held each others faces and made out.
Ever since that dream i've been thinking about it everyday and jeez i want a qt gf.
mfw i woke up next to my bf and not qt gf from dream
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Im so tired of being a lesbo neet with all these dumb dresses, decor etc and nobody to share it with. I just want a qt gf to have fun with, i have so many vast fanfasies from drive in movies where we're wildly making out in the front seat and spend the rest of the movie fixing each others lipsticks and idk sharing a joint y'know to going to the local botanical garden for a relaxing lunch picnic with homemade everything. There is ofc the times where i think about the lingerie i can finally use and the lingerie my gf would use (and i would also love to buy for her bc dreams) and im not gonna lie aesthetics turn me on, im not even selective about style but when people are put together and look beautiful my heart screams. Being able to straddle her with no anxiety cause she adores me and i do her and just exhanching touches and kisses etc idk im a romantic at heart i guess but im also an anxious tech shut in but fuuuuuck me there are so many pretty women out there but personality and looks fuck my fag ass up some more with this thread plz
(Ngl a big fantasy is some smart authorative girl take interest in me and basically infiltrate my social life to get in with me and just capture me in her little web so i can just be an infatuated shut in)
holy shit, are you me? I don't think I've ever related to a post on lolcow so much.
too bad I'm ugly and can't date you. I hope you find a qt soon, anon.
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id be butch if I wasn't bi, used to be ftm but never transitioned
broke up with the last guy for being an idiot who didn't care about what I had to say, pretended to understand and never asked questions, and have now sworn off men
need someone I can debate feminism and thereby strengthen rhetoric with and also get swole with.. specifically an older butch or gnc bi chick like me, was actually looking to have casual sex with a butch/stud but craigslist personals is down lol
my fantasies aren't super sexual I guess
Any bi anons in het relationships missing pussy and being with girls in general?
I love my boyfriend but this week I had two dreams this week about two very good friends of mine. One is in a relationship and I was consoling her after some bad time she had in her job. We don't have much physical contact IRL, just some hugs when we greet or say goodbye with each other, but in this dream I kept hugging her and saying that everything is going to be ok, just being supportive. Then we went to a bar to gossip and drink so she could feel better, but then she leaned over me and put her head in my lap, smelled my crotch and then immediately get up looking into my eyes and told me "anon, let's go to my house" and then we had passionate sex. was a lot like >>68761
i'm in the exact same spot, anon, except i'm trying to figure out whether i'm truly bi or am mistaking trauma bonding for true attraction
used to identify as ftm, now would consider myself butch if i was sure i'm gay, settled on just calling myself gnc for now. sexual/romantic identity labels are confusing when trauma at the hands of men comes into play. i'd offer to toss you my discord handle so we could see if we'd be compatible as friends but i'm not sure if you'd be interested and this site is overrun by male larpers and lurkers anyways
doubleposting but have you heard of the term 'service top'? you might identify with the definition of it, in its various nuances and types. i'm definitely a service top myself, but i play it off like i'm a confident rugged butch-esque type rather than it being a matter of insecurity and low key dysphoria about my body.
a lot of gay and bi girls are probably service tops for similar reasons to you, and i'm sure if you communicated your reasons for not wanting the sex to be fully reciprocal, a decent partner would be pretty understanding
something that i feel is important to mention, though, is that for more gnc or butch tops/dominant women, things like dysphoria about genitals or our bodies, or preferring to be the one in control, or the one giving pleasure may come into play with regards to the reason we prefer to top in a sexual dynamic. so while one girl may love the role reversal aspect of you topping her for a change, another might be uncomfortable or insecure with it. not trying to discourage you at all, just stressing the importance of healthy communication if you decide to pursue this fantasy. best of luck to you, anon!
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Really wish I could have some badass gf in a badass situation, something like Noir, Gunsmith Cats or surviving an apocalypse together. Generally just us being some gun-toting babes, taking out any intruders and then cuddling in the fortress we made.
I guess in this currently normal world, I can find a doomsday prepper chick who loves to join me at firing ranges to practice our marksmanship and going out camping.
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I always imagine an older, power hungry and ruthless-to-everyone-but-me corporate agent to dom me but then she'd get attached to me and we'd have a nice and affectionate relationship with lots of love and cuddles. I'd still be sort of a social outcast and vagabond in a way, but she'd be the one that would keep from drifting away too much while I'd provide an alternative way of looking at things and reveal a softer side of her personality. We'd complement each other.
She'd still be a dom and she would be extremely possessive of me and I'd, of course, enjoy it but pretend to protest.
I guess, power struggle is my thing.
Looks aren't really important to me, as long as she's not obese.
And this is a fantasy, but in reality, I'd like a girlfriend that likes to cuddle and is a homebody & introvert. Bonus points if she's into nerdy stuff.
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Reviving the thread because I have an actual question. I always hear smaller lesbians saying they're into tall, muscular girls, they'd like to be crushed, handled etc. but how many tall, muscular girls have the fantasy of domming small girls? Are they even into that at all? (Trannies don't count of course)
I've always wondered that. What are tall, fit girls into?
Re-reading my post almost made me laugh, but there's no way to ask this question without sounding weird
I mean, I'm on the big side of average (not "tall" but taller than most women I know) and I'm a domme. I have a preference for very short chubby girls.
Not really into serious sadism, but tossing a cute girl around and tying her up and teasing her would be the dream.
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>tfw no punk gf to blow smoke in my face and domme me
What's wrong with recent posts? What makes them sound inauthentic to you?
Or are you just paranoid?
I have a fantasy about my best friend and I getting high then talking about life until we end up kissing and playing with each other in the most loving and intimate way possible. No kinks, just making love to a woman I love.
Nta but I guess butches are more likely to be gender special and >>100066
want to avoid them ?
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If this was part of a real tabletop rpg it would be called World of Dykeness
Butches (not the tomboys, but the full-on butches) are more likely to be pump&dumps and anon said she's looking for a relationship. Plus I find many of them to have some kind of internalized misogyny, as >>100099
Late reply but,
I’m tall, really wouldn’t mind a cute girl to dom.
My dream is to find a tall femme though and we could show off and wear heals together and be badass. I want everyone to look so I can show off my beautiful tall wife. I wish I had someone to spoil. I can dream.
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My go-to fantasy:
>having a tall, cute, muscular tomboy/butch gf, bonus points if nice hips and thighs + C cup or above (so bigger and stronger than me)
>having her ravaging me - with and without a strap
>then wearing the strap myself to pound her from behind, grabbing on her hips, enjoying her flustered moans, and making her suck her own taste off the dildo when we're done
>then having her fall asleep on my chest as I gently stroke her short hair and kiss the top of her head
I'm living for the moment I'm gonna do it irl. Literal heaven.
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some of my favourite fantasies are super basic and non-sexual because I'm an inexperienced and insecure bitch who only dabbled in one side of her sexuality all her life. Yep, I feel the shame
one of them is just bringing my girlfriend to events for the first time proudly and outing us as girlfriends sooner or later and enjoying that "tension" leading up to it and after the reveal. I know it's not sexual but to me it is as a fantasy. Just appearing normal and casual and all the while telepathically announcing to everyone: yes, I love her and we have lots of SEX with two sets of boobies and pussies and girl butts ;) (and a relationship with two monthly periods), get on OUR level.
I feel you, anon
My fantasies involving women stop at making out because that’s as far as I went and I don’t have enough background info for sex stuff.
Basically because of my limited experience I can’t get detailed semi-realistic fantasy, so my half-assed shit doesn’t even matter, because I still can’t get off properly.
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Jesus lawfully femmes can dom me anytime.. a feminine woman yet with a big aura, assertive and dominant who pushes me to do better in life until I get to her level and I'm finally worth of her company and love. I'm just a dumb dyke who was raised as a boy in an all male household and it's still uncomfortable with femininity despite wanting to look pretty and soft but too scared of it so I end up looking and acting the only way I know: the masculine way.
I want my fantasy femme to dress me up in pretty dresses and put makeup on me, and then she takes me out in public while I feel extremely embarrassed but she showers me with love and affection, she holds my hand continuously, hugs me while I hide my face in her long and beautiful hair and reassures me that I look pretty.
Pic related is the dream gf
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That's nice, anon. A girl I dated used to do that, and she kept eye contact meanwhile. She had very intense green eyes, and that simple gesture alone made me melt every time.
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I'm really into cute butch girls. I was at autozone and this butch girl who worked there scanned my check engine light in my car and printed out a paper with codes on it and she explained to me what all the codes meant. She was so cute and flirty. I wish I had a butch gf to fix my car and treat me like a princess.
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My behavior gets very butch around girls even though I'm visually femme. I have a pathetic fantasy where a butch girl and me try to 'out prince' each other and I make her blush.
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Same. I love the ones who have a shapely/feminine body and a cute face, the contrast between androgynous clothing and haircut and natural womanly features is so attractive.
God this is so hot.
Anyways not really a fantasy, i have zero sexual experience at all at 22, but i can only get off to mainly watching vids of camgirls masturbating, with all the focus mainly being on the clit. To answer the thread I love the idea of being all oiled up and rubbing myself against another women and being fingered till orgasm, despite the fact that i currently can't even fit a bobby pin in my vagina. Too bad i'll likely die a kissless virgin.
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Ah I share so many feelings with those that are in committed relationships, I have a husband and I know he's the one for me, but prior to him I've only expressed and had attraction to women.
I had a hard time dating tho because as a 4'5 tiny ass woman (not a midget btw) the only people who were ever interested in me were women who were significantly younger than myself. (usually 5+ years younger or underage) and I have 0 interest in dating with a huge age gap.
I've always wanted an older tiny (like 5'-5'5) creative punky gf with dark hair and tits to use me as she pleases (sexually) or a taller buff domme protective gf.
Had a crush on a small punky artist with dark hair in high school, but she always had an on and off again relationship with her cheating gf.
We've stayed friends and she only became single after I began dating my husband so I could never make that happen. I'm sad that I've never been with a woman but I also feel like that's something that would've never happened anyways.
thank you! I just wish more girls had found it cute back in the day>>108341
There are a lot of differences between a midget and just being small, it isn't as simple as just being less than 4'10.
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Stop shitting the thread larper
>>108919>I'd go vegan for her
damn anon. now that's
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This so much. When she has night shift she would tuck me in bed before leaving, and since I won't let her go she would rip off my panties and finger me. She would be fully clothed with the uniform on and I'd be naked. I'd come in less than 5 minutes, lose my grip on her realizing I'm really tired, and she would kiss me on the forehead before leaving for work.
Damn… well I guess I do always come off kind of masculine? So it probably feels unnatural when I think of myself as a girl.>>108864
Whew I'm glad I admitted this anonymously then. I think I do come off creepy irl too. >>108867
Just to know her body better? I don't have a sex drive from years of antidepressants like I don't even get wet or masturbate. It's like letting me "know" her… yaeh writing this is super creepy I'm so glad this was anonymous I really thought others would agree.>>108918
I'm not larping! I think I've just been repressing my femininity all my life so when I do wear makeup or girl clothes it freaks me out. So I have fantasies about getting close to a girl. idk, lmao, this was creepy. I feel sorry for myself sometimes because it feels like I was never allowed to be a girl, cause my mom would call me a whore for wearing a dress and make me feel self conscious… so i use male pronouns online but i guess one day i'd like to have a bf to be girly for.
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wonder how many of the replies in this thread are ugly men larping
Yo, this shit is wild.
You all put the fetishes you're ashamed of/not ashamed of to shame.
How come I don't remember this thread at all? Damn
This fucked me up.>>107455>out prince each other
This also fucked me up.
, I'd love that. I'm into fashion and I've always wanted a gf to coord outfits with.
Aw, you both give me hope then!
May we all find gfs to be fashion icons with.
Why is it soft to be dominated and why can't you be romantic with a woman?
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I love how Mediterranean (especially Greek) women look, they age like fine wine and look more majestic and beautiful the older they get. Even if some of the richer ones get plastic surgery and start looking a bit too lizardy, they carry it a lot better than Northern Europeans or Anglos imo.
I just was an older, olive-skinned mommy gf.
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My best friend of years hates men but is also the kind of girls that says ‘hahaha too bad I like dick too much otherwise I’d be a lesbian :P’ and it kills me inside. I could never say that I want to spend the rest of my life with her because she’d spin it into ‘zomg rite bestiessss are soulmatessss’. But I love her anons. I’ve loved her for eight years.
Where did you meet?
What made you fall in love?
Anon…I'm so sorry.
I went through the same thing for most of college, although it wasn't as long as you. Maybe you already realize this, but you're probably going to end up heartbroken and have to get over her someday, and it's going to hurt. Let me give you my early sympathies.
You should still treasure her friendship. If you can stand to remain friends with her after what I described above, it may even outlive either of your romantic relationships, and that's incredibly valuable.
Shit… my thoughts are with you, Anon.
The online friend element always adds an extra dynamic stuff.
Have you ever met offline or are you too far?
It sounds like either way, you have a really deep connection towards her.
says, you should value that connection but try to move on
Are you active in any lesbian/bi spaces or Discords?
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shit anon, are you me ? my best friend of 10 years still makes my heart race when I'm close to her. She is ridiculousely smart and beautiful and straight, and it's been just awful because I'm 99 pourcent that we could have been a really great and solid couple. My heart has been repairing slowly but I will never forget it I guess…
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My dream girlfriend would be tall (preferably 5'10+) and muscular, with sharp cheekbones, short dark hair and have either warm brown or hazel eyes that really pop in the sunlight. She'd have an alternative fashion sense and wear tank tops that show off her biceps and those punk-y plaid trousers. Her voice would be deep and husky and she'd play the guitar in an indie rock band.
anon i went through this exact thing a while ago and unfortunately i agree with >>148961
– confessed my feelings and they weren't reciprocated. we tried to stay friends after but she started avoiding me and things fell apart from there. Haven't spoken in almost 2 years now and it still hurts like fucking crazy. My sympathies with you.
I brought it up to her last night after having some mind blowing morning sex that I initiated (which I usually don’t but I was illegally horny after thinking about her topping the shit out of me) and she was really into the idea. I did express how I personally was responsible for my own dissatisfaction and she also said that she would like to play a more caring/dominant roll bc it satisfies her need to take care of me.
She’s the perfect butch and I love her so much. I blame myself for being so anxious about bringing it up bc she’s always been open about her sexual needs and likes and I felt kind of shitty holding back for so long but it really did take me until now to figure out what I needed from her.
i know it will never happen to me because of the way society is, but i can't shake the fantasy of being molested/gangfucked by somewhat older women. i was fixated on femdom for a bit yet disgusted by it until i realized i dont want to dom some horny moid, i wanna be dommed by a wealthy, power hungry female ceo startup with borderline sociopathy
id also love to "turn" a straight aiden into a lesbian while blatantly disregarding her gendie feelings. i know its fucked up but i get extremely turned on imagining eating out an aiden and calling her a good girl, she starts crying because i triggered
her dysphoria, but she doesn't want me to stop because it feels so good
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you sound like the woman I wouldnt mind being a slave to… I can be your short butch gf anon
I've been fantasizing about punk girls lately. I'd like one taller than me, side shave, leather jacket and all that jazz. We would have tons of kinky sex in her apartment, then smoke some weed. We'd basically be like the lawful femme and chaotic Butch here >>100102
except with reversed roles. We're so different, but I always found myself to be very sexually attracted to punk girls.
>>161704>We're so different, but I always found myself to be very sexually attracted to punk girls.
This, but with chavs.
It would never work in real life, but I fantasize about a bitchy bleach blonde girlfriend with fake tan, excessive nails and push up bras. I would get her a gold necklace with our initials in diamantes, and she would act disgusted by it, but still wear it.
Are you my other half? thats literally me except im too broke/cheap to buy drugs. lets smoke some chamomile out of an apple instead
btw im the anon who wrote that bathroom rape fantasy and didnt think i was bi. im 100% sure now lol
I relate anon, except I am the inverse. I am submissive with men but with women, I'd want to be dominant.
I love girls who wear less/no makeup. Not as a statement, but it is hugely attractive for some reason. It blurs the lines of femme and butch, since no makeup doesn't alone imply one or the other. So I also feel confused about that. I guess it is more of a femme I want, but without makeup. Or a casual neet style type girl, weird as it is, but that puts her more on the "less girly" side.
so yeah anyway… also unsure lol
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I'm pretty sure there was a dream gf thread, but I can't find it. So, I'm just gonna put this here …
>tall, ideally 5'10+
>short dark hair
>likes rock music
You might be thinking of this >>150869
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i’m a short-ish butch and i really want a doting femme gf who is way taller than me and thinks i’m cute and calls me stupid nicknames that i’m secretly into
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Jasper from Steven Universe was my bi awakening.
>tfw she's not real
>she'll never be my strong butch waifu
Fuck, I was just thinking this the other day. I know in the future femmes with buzzy low voices are going to absolutely trigger
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I want to suck it, pronoun-free
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I’ve had a werewolf gf fantasy since middle school and I can’t shake it. The older I get the stronger and more detailed it becomes, I have a whole world and lore and backstory built around it now in my head. Sometimes I think about writing erotica based on it but I’d have to kill myself if anyone from real life ever found it.
I love being more physically imposing than my partner. I'm 10 inches taller than my fiancée and more muscular than her too. I could
pick her up like caveman and throw her on the bed any time I like if I wanted to but I love being subdued by her simply telling me to be still and giving me commands. Physical restraints bore me, but being restrained only by my own willpower will never fail to turn me on. I'm usually only allowed to really let loose and use my strength against her after she's came a bunch of times and finally it's my turn. This all ties in to my slight praise kink too as I getting told what a well trained top I am makes my clit diamond hard.>>184123
Anon I am begging you to write the werewolf gf smut and post it somewhere.
Damn I need a gf, fuck you for making me think this.>This all ties in to my slight praise kink
It truly is the best feeling isn't it?
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I want a tall, curvy woman with thick black hair and large breasts to kinda dom me in the bedroom, like guiding me to do whatever she wants me to do to pleasure her. She's confident and flirty and loves to tease. I kinda fantasise about her seducing me wearing black lingerie and telling me how to eat her pussy, like kinda teaching me, and pulling my hair and calling me a good girl. I wanna feel her moan and shudder as I make her cum over and over, then she rewards me with tongue kisses and ear bites as she rubs my clit.
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I just had a dream that I was forced to go to a male strip club for a bachelorette party but when we got there instead of men it was full of these absolutely shredded butch girls and if you tipped well you got to lick their biceps. So that's my new fantasy.
Hnnng…thanks for turning me on.>>189947
Haha anon that is amazing.>tfw no shredded butch stripclub in town
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I want to be a butch pirate going on adventures with another pirate a la Anne Bonny and seduce other women together on our adventures
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not very feminist, but this is my hornybrain talking, sometimes I fantasize about having a fairly typical looking butch-femme relationship, act like a prince towards her, but behind closed doors she makes me melt and bosses me around. I like something about the contrast. Even just the idea of making pancakes for her in the morning, but she has me wear only a pink frilly apron (you wouldn't catch me dead in something like that usually).
Similar reason why butch4butch is hot to me actually, it's not expected and even a bit taboo in the "community". I like how other butches get all flustered/confused when I do flirt, just bc of the unexpectedness.
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kek. Reminds me of vid rel
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All I want is a girlfriend so we can go out for spicy ass thai food, watch Tarantino movies, casually cuddle on the couch and then suck on her juicy tits followed by getting finger fucked while we make out hard.
I’d gift her nice candles & Sephora shopping sprees. Sigh.
I have something like this too, I don't know if it means that I'm not as attracted to the idea of sex with women as I think I am or just that I don't have any irl experience with women to fill in the blanks
My fantasies about women always start flirtatious but fade to black like a daytime movie kek
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I'd love to be a lady's weightened blanket and fall asleep with my head on her heaving bossom in post-orgasmic bliss. Preferably in a large Victorian bed.
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no tall dark-skinned muscular mean tomboy gf with short hair
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. The crave for a tomboy gf is so strong. I met this super cute tomboy last year but she seemed mildly homophobic. Fuck
I guess this can go here, so I want to live with my best friend so I can kiss her cheek and hug her a lot, I don’t know if this is gay or something, I’ve never considered myself a lesbian or even bisexual, I’ve never felt this sort of attraction for another woman in my life.
I just know that if it wasn’t considered gay I would live with my bff in a nice apartment, we could have a dog and a cat and we would cook together, cuddle a lot, watch movies and series, sperg about our favorite characters and draw and write together.
I could spend the day just giving her random kisses on her cheeks, hands, neck and such, we could hold hands and hug when we’re outside just hanging out, buying the groceries or something.
It just would be nice.
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forgive me if you're a lesbian farmer but does JBP's voice do anything for you?
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I'm a lesbian kek, it's only hot if it's a female. However I would LOVE a Kermit Aiden who's doing an anti-SJW/Jordan Peterson/manosphere thing to overcompensate and feel more masc. I'd call her a beta and make her clean her room and shave her scraggly neckbeard.this is definitely my most degenerate kink I'm so sorry. I would never do anything like this in real life because I know it's extremely unhealthy and codependent but fuck I just wanna use the power of my pussy to fix all the genderspecials.
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I want a goth/alternative leatherclad woman 10 years older than me to hit on me and call me pets names. Then we’d have sloppy drunk/drug induced make outs at some dingy underground club that hires shitty underground bands.Anons I’m so yearning so fucking much I need this.
I'm unsure why I'm posting this here as I've never been a super openly sexual person, but I suppose that the exhibitionistic quality gets me off.
I'm newly an adult and I've never been in any sort of romantic relationship; I've also always struggled with discomfort with physical affection due to general social awkwardness/sperginess.
My main sexual fantasy lately entails my entering into a romantic relationship with an older and more feminine woman. I've always been super tall, thin, and androgynous-looking (I wouldn't call myself ugly by any measure, but even with long hair people occasionally have trouble discerning my sex, especially since I'm prone to wearing baggy, boyish clothing), and I would like to take a woman out on expensive dates and spoil her, just for her to push me out of my comfort zone by forcing me to accept physical affection and praise. I especially get aroused at the thought of her exaggerating the power imbalance imbued by our respective ages by treating me like a beloved pet or object. I'd like for a woman to force me, fully clothed, to eat her out as she holds my head and praises me. Or I'd like for her to be fully clothed and for me to be entirely naked, and she makes me ride her thigh while complimenting and degrading me so much that I feel overwhelmed by the affection.
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i just want a tall butch gf who can cosplay sailor uranus while i can be sailor neptune … it has been my childhood dream for so long omg
god anon, I can't stop thinking about what you described… I'm a tiny, curvy blonde, always been confident & dominant with men but terrified of other women. I have a fantasy where a tall, strong, short haired prince in a suit & tie is trying to seduce me, but I don't realise she's a woman so I tease her & make her work for my attention like she's just another moid. Eventually I take pity on her because she's so handsome, and sex starts to play out like you described, with me in control. I suddenly realise she's actually a woman, AND she's letting me dominate her despite how strong she is because she actually wants me that much. I try and stay cool & composed, but in the end I let her overpower me and do what she wants with me because she needs to cum. Incredibly hot. Although tbf the idea of any woman being interested in me turns me on… only ever been able to attract moids :(
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i have a reverse praise kink where my number one fantasy is telling a girl she's being good and doing so well. literally i can get off to imagining her reactions and moans while i praise her
i so desperately wish i could touch a woman
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I want to fall in love with a girl over years of friendship and then slowly explore kissing and sex with her until she completely belongs to me so I can protect her. Bonus if she is small and chubby. Almost had this experience but didn't realize how fucking gay I was for her in time
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I get so turned on just from eating out my gf that I drip all the way down my thighs, completely untouched. It's just so exciting. I've never played sports but I imagine football players dribbling straight across the field, unassailed, know a fraction of this ecstasy. If I could go down on her all day, God knows I would… We have so much fun, and I get to try new things every time. She's both quickly bored and easily overstimulated, so I have to find a good balance between chasing her pleasure spots and easing off to let her rest. Apparently I'm excellent at toeing that line. It's always great to hear her praise me, and I really like when she pets my hair or clenches my head between her thighs. Most of all I love listening to her moans and gasps, knowing I'm the one making her feel so good, and that I could push her over the edge any time I wanted. And then once she's had enough, it's so easy for her to flip our positions and finger fuck me because I'm already so horny from doing her!!! Ugh. I wanna do it again, like now. I miss her so much.
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thank you nonnie
, what a great discovery! She's so funny and talented, I love her>>203987
jesus christ I'm saving this absolutely based post
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NTA but that's Amanda Seyfried and Megan Fox from the movie Jennifer's Body. You can watch it for free on Tubi.
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i think i'm going to hire a sex worker to hold my hand, most girls i know are either too shallow or straight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I've always had this fantasy of meeting a single mother with a young child whose father died tragically and we fall in love and raise the baby together it's so fucking stupid>>258443
I've never realized this is something people are attracted to I wear black nylons literally every day
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I want a tall fit handsome androgynous girlfriend to spend time with and shower me with love, affection and positivity. She would be kind, friendly, confident, helpful, open-hearted and will protect and do her best to make me feel safe, comfortable and happy. If I'm ever feeling down or insecure she'll give me hugs and kisses asking me how I'm doing and cheer me up.
Since I'm always cooped up and not getting enough exercise, she would help improve my health and boost confidence by taking us to places as dates. We'd go to cafes, walk on the beach, hike on natural areas, have at fun amusement parks and so much more maybe even travelling. Since I like nerdy stuff like anime and video games, she won't feel ashamed or find it lame. Instead, she'd be curious of what I'm into and later be interested in it. We would snuggle while watching Studio Ghibli films, play or trade in Pokemon or Animal Crossing, talk about characters we like and so on. Another hobby I like is art so if she wants to give it a try I would teach her the basics and tools. We would draw, paint and craft stuff for fun. At some point we would trade art with each other. She may think her's isn't so great but I would disagree and cherish it.
I want a lay on top a cool blonde rocker chick in a band who plays bass guitar & have her show me how she plays while demonstrating on me hehe >>259522
This sounds cute nonny
I wish I was taller
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I often fantasize about being in some sort of wild west or post-apocalypse setting or something exciting like that wherein I'm a city slicker who's had to move out to the frontier, and a local rough and tumble woman takes notice of me and my lingering glances.
She teases me for my awkwardness and clumsiness but she finds it endearing and offers to teach me how to shoot a gun and the like. She touches my arms to guide me into the right positions and one thing leads to another and she ends up railing me with a strap on under the stars on one chilly autumn evening
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I'm akward as fuck so I have fantasies of having a relation with a woman of a different culture/ uncommon with mine. We would speak a common language and slowly try to warm up to eachothers.
On our knee and facing, we would slowly let our finger tips travel on the gentle curves and bump of the female anatomy,never pressing deep enought to disturb the flesh. Sometime feeling the warmth of a few words echanged brushing on our delicate skin. Unknown of each other experience and knoweldge of our pleasure we would gently ask feedback on each delicate action performed as to try to minutiously adapt them. Contious of the misinterpretation possible we would sometime express our appreciation for the pleasure given by a hand resting a bit longer to keep eachother close. A discret moan would sometime melt between our breathing pattern.
That vanilla af but I'm not ashamed
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i'm inexperienced as fuck and too scared of anyone i know recognizing me to try tinder but i want to have a domineering girl hook up with me and ease me into having sex with her and calming me down when u get scared of too shy/bashful and just taking control, rubbing my clit gently while holding me in her lap and kissing my neck, feeling my body up all over and then allowing me to taste her even if i suck at it WAH
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i really like pre-everything ftms, women that are obviously female in the face&body but with boyish traits. women with droopy eyes, thick dark eyebrows, wide shoulders and sharp jaws. the ones that are a little mean and upfront with what they want. i don't care much about height as long as she's dominant. that's my fucking IDEAL girlfriend, even calling her he/him/boyfriend, i think that shits super cute.
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holy shit nona, you just described me to a t (even down to looking near identical to the attached pic). was even a fakeboi at one point but desisted years ago. had no idea people were into that, thanks for the confidence boost. may we cross paths someday…
my god this is my ideal woman too, especially with the boyfriend/man thing… except for i dont mind if they cut their hair off to larp harder as men, but no T or surgery. my first love was just like this, she larped as quietsmart anime ikemen like L does he count as ikemen ?
and that persona 5 guy even some female characters like rei ayanami and homura KEK. sounds like a zoomer but zoomers are just copying 2013-2014 tumblrites. i still think about her and miss her i really wish her well. i will literally never find somebody like her again i had it so good nonitas…
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You mean this artist? >>262813
Why would cutting hair be part of transitioning even? Why would the definition pre-everything have to include long hair? Not shitting on your fantasy or anything, but it just confuses me.
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It shouldn't even be so difficult to make some content for women, but stuff for scrotes just gets more clicks and most of the women who do (sensual) ASMR are probably straight, so not interested in doing that anyway.
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Seducing an older married woman and making her cum (over and over) for the first time in like 12 years. Burying my face between her legs for hours meanwhile her scrote never went down on her at all. Having her obsessed with me, blowing up my phone and acting like she's a teenager having her first crush. It's super basic but I think about it all the time.
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idk why but I'm starting to find fit and natural bodybuilding woman very hot, just want one to boss me around. It's getting so bad I was watching a shitpost video and one clip was a strange workout video where some dude scream "I need some weight COME OVER STRADDLE ME" to a gym model near him and I legit got horny from projecting myself in the same situation ( obv no screaming, we live in civilisation )
Another scenario I've been thinking about these days, it is so fucking retarded but whatver. This certain someone and I never get along well at work, she is a lot older than me and works with a different team but whenever we have to interact it's always tension and tight smiles. One day while I'm about to leave work it starts raining really hard while waiting for the rain to stop so I could get to the bus station, I see her flashy ass car approaching me and she tells me she'd drop me at my place, I get in, it's really awkward but she tries to make some small talk. During the ride she asks me why I am so tense with her, it turns out to be just a big weird misunserstanding from both of us and by the time we reach my apartment, we've become more friendlier with each other. As I exit the car, she touches my face very sweetly for a few seconds and wishes me goodbye. After a few days, we have to work together a little again, but there is no awkwardness, and she touches me very casually and I keep getting flustered, till one day she asks me out to eat and I'm esctatic, pick out my sexiest dress and get all ready for the date. She compliments me a lot during the date and it goes well, and while she is dropping me off my place I lean in to kiss her, she lightly puts her hand on my chest to push me away, I ask why and she tells me she is married, she just wanted to make it up to me for how she treated me at the beginning and she thought my flusteredness was some leftover tension, and I feel super embarrassed so I tear up and she starts cooing and hugs me close (or as close as she can in the car) and tells me she is sorry and kisses me back to console me a little…
Yeah…….. all this because of this woman at work who gets on my nerves……..
Damn sis you even rejected yourself in your own fanfiction, how low is your self esteem?
I’ll help you
>the women sat in the car in silence, rain drumming relentlessly on the roof. For once, their silence was comfortable>’what is it, nonnie?’ asked the rich office milf >’um…nothing. i mean there is something’>’say it then’ she laughed, earrings tinkling in laughter with her.
hold this moment still forever ? The moment before she had to risk their intimate silence, where the wine from that evening blurred the streetlights and car headlights into cold stars, where in that space was her beloved?>no…im too based to back out now, nonnie thought>’ok…i know we have to be responsible, and hold back sometimes, but lately, i…’ nonnie began>’say it’ milf chan purred, leaning closer to hear. Nonnie began to tremble, milf chan’s perfume wafting in her nose like expensive tendrils, threatening to choke.>nonnie closed her eyes and went for the plunge>’i…really l-‘ >milf chan cut her off with her expensively painted lips. For a while, they stayed like that, exploring the wild territory of each other’s mouths, before milf-chan broke away, gasping…music to nonnie’s ears. she suddenly didn’t look fourty four, cut and coloured and clear minded- but a wild woman. Milf chan traced her finger along nonnie’s neck and shoulder blades, her wedding ring winking at her>’ohhh no’ stuttered nonnie, pinning her thick hair back in place>’nonnie…’ milf chan began, the words failing on her trembling lips>’no. It’s my bad. What the [f word] are we even doing here? This is the real world.’>nonnie slams the car door and runs into the rain, trying not to cry too much>’nonnie!’ milf chan yells, running out after her>milf chan takes off her expensive cream blazer and holds it over nonnie chan’s precious head ‘you’re too precious to leave. Let me keep you dry’> nonnie notices milf chan’s exposed bosom dripping with rain and tears but pushes the image away. When milf chan approaches, she pushes back with a hand, and milf chan holds it. Kisses it affectionately, and slides her ring on>’what…does this mean?’ Nonnie chan blushes>’it means what you think it means ‘ Milf chan smiled warmly, ‘let’s live for ourselves’
6 months laterNonnie
chan and milf chan moved to another city and lived in a pretty townhouse together, adopting two cats and working with each other somewhere new.
Sorry if the quality is bad im in london rn and it impacts my thinking
Yes but we never talk about it because we're too tough and cool (back to repressing), but we also maintain a strong air of homoerotic tension which means it might happen again if we shower together at the gym, playfight or maybe
I show a brief moment of emotional vulnerability. My butch4butch fantasy is very strict, nonny
. You have to commit to being bros but also stoic and distant and totally not caring about how I feel.tfw you repress your sexuality so hard the repression itself becomes a turn on.
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NONNITA!!!!!!! I wish I could give you my baked cookies for this, what the fuck. You just made it so much better, fuck I want her so bad I really do, I hate the tension between us I hate how she treats me but I want her… I got rejected in my fantasy for the added angst so I can feel all sad, but this is so much better, you are a star, this is getting screenshat and going in my ahem-ahem folder
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i have a fantasy about strip poker kind of game between women where basically where a couple wears something like pic related and they have each other's controls, and the idea is basically pleasuring the other one enough to get a reaction out of her. and if she moans she has to strip one clothing item, and this continues until one of them loses and is naked. the winner gets to do whatever she wants to the loser. basically i imagine it would be funny game too, like couples trying to surprise each other by turning the vibrator on etc suddenly, trying to wear each other down to get them moan without touching each other until one of them loses and they get to finally touch eachother and have sex together
That's fine by me, as long as we can still be friends, I'm in great need of butch friends.>>271955
My first relationship was b4b, it was pretty chill. We didn't name it what it was until the end, but maybe that's also what made it so great. Things just happened naturally and happened to align that way. Probably is also what made it healthy. I don't know what it is about b4b but just that you actually get each other and having the same energy, especially if similar libido, it's lightning in a bottle. I'd really want a friendship like that again.
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Ngl if some sort of genius scientist woman were to abduct me to experiment and lock me in a secret laboratory, I really wouldn't mind it at all kek. I'm physically stopping myself right now from writing a whole 10000k post about every scenario in my head with this trope.
i hope those cookies were awesome and yes i would love them but I’m already so honoured that you enjoyed it!! Also>screenshat
Here is the original fic i was talking about: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37673605
and since then I've also enjoyed this other (incomplete) one: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38245513
which is promising but also very slowburn so far. after playing the game i've become a little obsessed with these characters' dynamic
I think about this every day. nonnie
please write more
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Was looking for pictures of Cruella De Vil with Anita Radcliffe and my embarrassing love for old women has resurfaced once again.
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My love never went away but this ship is always lovely to see
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My brain tortured me with a dream about a woman I have a (parasocial) crush on.
It was just a pleasant first date sort of thing, but I ended up meeting her family accidentally and we also ran into my best friend. The feeling of "I think we have mutual feelings but it can't be said yet" scratched my mind where I needed it. At one point in the dream while she was talking to my friend she looked over at me and I could just tell "holy shit she likes me for real somehow."
The fantasy really is having a handsome woman like me back. It's happened to me once before but twice would be pushing my luck, I think. Or maybe this defeatist mentality is what's preventing it. Gonna die alone with only little dreams to keep me company, anons.
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This probably isn’t the right thread for a question, but I need opinions from les/bi anons and I don’t want to insert myself in lgbt threads. First thing first, I’m genuinely straight (I could never eat pussy) but as I watched fran lebowitz talk in an interview from the early 80’s I realised just how unbelievably charismatic she is. I think she’s the hottest woman I’ve seen, more than any movie star or cover girl. I can see myself taking my shitty essays where I babble about nothing in particular to apply for a job in interview magazine and her just tearing me a second one in the classiest way possible for trying to ‘democratise art.’
Now, I’m not going to say I would go insane for her if she were a man, because her demeanour would be boring on a man. This is where my fantasies end but I definitely would go on to imagine a scenario where I try to bribe her with sexual favours into publishing me and her immediately kicking me out of the building -because she’s better than that- and after I spend the next couple of weeks being a miserable shut-in failgirl, I get a phone call one evening and it’s her telling me I can basically come over to her apartment if I promise not to touch her books or nag for a job. Then she fucks me silly with that fancy landline phone she owns.
I don’t actually want this, but I can see myself wanting it. Like I get the mindset. I can’t be the only one..?
i'm not really sure what to say anon… it genuinely could just be that you're so deeply attracted to her personality that your brain is just running with it anyway. i think that you might be better asking other straight women, though. maybe it's just me, but i feel it's hard for bi/les women to respond to this because we - or at least i - can't separate our innate attraction in a way that would let us imagine this (if that makes sense?). that being said, maybe it's different for lesbians who have perhaps felt this way for a man before, even if they know they could never have sex with one? either way, even if i can't be sure, i'm certain what you're experiencing is fine and normal! your fantasy sounds kinda sexy
I know I shouldn't really be in this thread but straight anon here to tell you that
wanting something and wanting to want something is different. I think your "attraction/admiration" line is blurred. Tbh I can also understand why you'd feel this way about Fran Lebowitz, I admire her for being able to just exist as a lesbian celebrity with a strong personality who isn't conventionally attractive, that's kind of an achievement.
I know this feeling pretty well - I used to be an embarrassing bhet that would openly fawn over pics of buff women not because i was attracted to them, just because I admired how fit they were and wanted to be in shape like them. And I was never confused about my sexuality. I did perform for the male gaze and act like i
was* attracted to them, though, because i felt like i had to explain my strong platonic appreciation of women with just wanting to fuck them. Which is really fucking cringe. Not saying you are, though.
Sometimes I want to be doted upon and showered with attention by an older woman. Like, she would buy me clothes of her own choosing and I'd wear them to our dates, I want her to show me off to her friends and attend parties with her. A specific thing is making me sit on her lap in front of people during one of these little dinners or something, I'm wearing the dress she's bought me, the dress is super short, verging on inappropriate. And while I'm on her lap, it rides up a little exposing my underwear which she just covers up with her hand on it. I'm also >>259671
and realizing my fantasies follow certain themes kek.
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I want a femme girlfriend I can top and spoil and boss around to match my equally as femme and princess self
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i am straight EXCEPT for sporty girls with like a little summer tan and short hair or a ponytail make me insane. those little running shorts too. i was also obsessed with women in sport's swimsuits for a time. i watch women's rock climbing and diving competitions on youtube specifically to satisfy these cravings. i dont know where it comes from and i am otherwise completely straight.
>>262727>tfw this is literally me being described down to looks and personality and I even look like the picrel only without glasses >nonnies saying this is their ideal gf
said I'm just elated to find out I'm not a completely disgusting piece of shit roach kek.
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I'm weirdly obsessed with this model/actress atm. I thought maybe it was just wanting to be as beautiful as her but now I'm kinda drifting into fantasies of meeting her ever since I read that she finds it difficult to date and people don't approach her because she has resting bitch face. And I totally get that. I also have that issue (legit people ask me all the time is something wrong when I'm just sat there and I'm like 'no! I'm sorry It's just my face looks kinda angry!')
We're also the same age and have similar kinda goth and magicky interests…I keep thinking about us just meeting in London by chance at a park and going for coffee and talking about weird obscure horror we like and how weird the universe just is. And then we start texting and flirting. She sends me cute selfies, I send her back not as cute selfies. I imagine kissing her taking a trip to the South of France and making love in hotel and just being in bed together for a bit before going back to the beach just to sun bathe and cuddle in the sun.
It'll never happen obvs. But. Nice to dream.
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patrician taste. the appeal of being bullied has grown on me a lot now that I'm not in school. in highschool a jock butch girl that was like 6 feet tall would laugh and make fun of me with her friends, for wearing accesories/dressing girly at gym class. i suppose i put her off because i dyed and styled my hair, liked to wear ribbons, wore lots of pink, ect. i also tried to be peppy and nice because i was mercilessly bullied in middleschool for being a silent autist with no friends. at the time i fucking hated her guts for bullying me when i did nothing wrong, but now i have weird gay feelings about it. all the other girls that bullied me disgust me, just for their shittiness, except her. im trying to cope by writing a fic where my self insert goes to college with said butch and she exacts her revenge, starts a mean-girls war that leads to them fucking each other to play with the other one's feelings until it gets out of control
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I have a tutor-student kink when it comes to women. I fantasize about meeting a woman my age in uni. She'd be well spoken, smart, sophisticated and assertive, but not show it at first. We'd become friends and she'd agree to tutor me but each lesson she'd tease me more and more, like sitting very close to me,pulling me closer to her, caressing my back and shouders, playing with my hair, kissing my neck, touching my thighs as she's whispering into my ear, leaving me wanting more each time. She'd tell me to focus and recite things as she's doing things to me and eventually we'd make out passionately and have sex hngggffff.
i didnt wear earrings or hairclips because that does hurt like hell and I knew better but i did wear armwarmers, long socks, scrunchies and chokers>>285339
will do nonny
The rest sounds fine, like you're straight from an anime but>chokers
it's kinda in the name, you don't think that could potentially be dangerous if it gets caught on anything? kek
the fantasy is any woman tolerating my ugly, dumpy, diseased loser leper self.
now… the -fantasy- is being absolutely bullied by a slightly taller, more preppy/polished woman in an office setting. she laughs while aggressively making fun of me and my work, sure, but it isn't high school and she doesn't have an audience to laugh with her anymore. she still bullies me a bit at work, not as often but the little things. tries to trip me when I'm too near the cubicles or in the tiny break room. "God anon! look where the fuck you're walking for once! Is the floor that interesting, yet you somehow missed my _expensive brand name nice leather shoes_?!"
"God anon, you've been working on that fucking credit card statement sheet for maintenance crew, what, all fucking day? How hard is it to punch some numbers? Its already half done when you get it! I could have been done hours ago. God."
I muster an apology, but never able to really look her in the eye or at her, really.
Maybe she escalates a bit. "accidentally" spilling water or food on my plain button up shirt. "Ugh, god," she thinks, "you really need to learn how to dress yourself anyway, that shirt was disgusting even before you got my tea on it, God anon, how did you even manage to do that? It's called walking like a fucking normal human being. Look up sometimes. God."
Just a tall, mild bully. she enjoys it but it starts to feel too childish. it's kind of silly isn't it isn't? isn't she a professional now? her paychecks say so. she's whittled that student loan almost all the way down. She can actually start living soon, the way adults are supposed to. new apartment.. maybe one day,, townhome? condo? regardless, maybe it's time to stop. isn't she too old for this stuff? we're professionals. why the focus on me? I'm just a crappy worker, not a criminal or something.
She decides to lay off, see how it feels for a few days. But walking by my desk, she can't help but scoff at how disorganized I am. "What the fuck are you working on, anon, tornado clean up? Did a typhoon blow through the perimeter of just your desk?" I give a shy, nervous laugh. Any attention is good. Any acknowledgement? Good.
She looks me over and thinks to herself, "she just looks so nerdy in those big glasses. fucking grandma aesthetic, not even in the cute cottageshit insta way. maybe cute in a gross retro way but… no, just ridiculois. too autistic for contacts. loser. fucking nerd in the oversized sweater, oh boohoo the front office is cold. get a proper blazer. or a nice down jacket, something snug. everything you wear is so boxy and loose. stop dressing like a tent challenge. I bet she'd look ok if her shirts actually fucking fit and her pant legs weren't always trying to escape.. God, trying to look professional like you dug through the racks at Goodwill. Hair all frazzled, did she even try to style? Clearly this is her first real big girl job. She has no idea how to be an adult. Pathetic".
It feels good. Fuck restraint, she decides. She needs to tease, it's just teasing right? Bullying is for kids. Time to step it up maybe?
maybe she'll just stick to the occasional name calling. or, full non-passive aggressive, just aggressive, criticism of my skills. Yeah, pointing out my mistakes is easy enough because I'm bad with numbers and can fuck up in Excel like you've never seen.
Scolding me harshly for it, really admonishing. how could I keep making this mistake? did I just slam down on the keyboard half asleep for a nap because I stayed up too late doing faggy nerd shit? was the dude from IT fucking me on this keyboard while I left Excel open? God she thinks, what kind of man would even have sex with you? Doesnt even seem fuckable to a man, for some reason. She thinks on that maybe a bit too much before walking away, disgusted. I know I think a bit too much about it too.
One day she finds out I like women. I never said it, I keep my work and my personal life separate. But someone must've leaked.
And now that puts a new thought in her mind, and she hates it. It's disgusting. God I could really use some punishment for that kind of degeneracy though. Correcing all that bad work. Payback for all the time she has had to spend correcting my mistakes, all the middleman phone calls and emails trying to explain my bigger fuck ups. Yeah, she really needs to fix that. It explains so much.
But maybe… I stop because I'm gross ha ha sorry for the cringecancer, fuck IP ban
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Noooooo anon come back, I would buy and read a whole book of this, please keep going !
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Anon I'm begging, make this an anonymous fic on ao3 and write more hahahahahhaha PLEASE NONNIE
I wish lesbian vampires were real. They don't have to be shaped like Dimitrescu, nor does she have to be that feminine. It just combines so many aspects, my love of women in period costumes, (theoretically) a sugar mama usually vampires only have the appearance of wealth though and their home is dilapidated af, which is fine too, a seduction period, orgasmic "neck kisses", the feeling of taboo and danger (without it being some fucked up fetish thing), having an "out" of capitalistic society and not being constrained by time. Since they aren't real though, I'd be fine with just roleplaying it. Which includes having to learn to dance for a dramatic ball scene and sending letters. Instead of killing other people together, we'd have threesomes with other women. Living with a veneer of luxury and aesthetics, which is actually pretty cheap, like drinking grape juice or wine from cheap fancy looking glasses. Dressing like you own a castle, when you don't. Enjoying the finer things in life, on a budget. We could still visit castles though and go to events where dressing up OTT is socially acceptable. And just a shit ton of neck kissing.
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i just want a goth/petite/curvy/radfem/doesnt shave girlfriend to eat her out with whipped cream while wearing lingerie or boss costume. or a cute butch using a strap on me while we both smoke. or even being in a sandwich with a butch and fem. then going out to nightclubs doing drugs n shit. im tired to be celibate virgin who only reads yuri im gonna break everything around me
Damn that’s almost exactly what I am, hope your dreams get fulfilled nonnie
i work in a pretty professional environment. most clients are seasoned, even if they're young, and can get snippy. they say things very passive aggressively. i know it's nothing personal; they just waited until the last minute to finish their project and need me for their next move. they take it out on me. plus, i don't look like i should be working there at all which plays into them being annoyed.
i have pretty andro and waifish features. dress andro, with a lot of buttons left open exposing my sternum (no cleavage, too small breasted which plays into the andro thing) and a bit of a collarbone tattoo is showing. every client we have is a feminine, straight, normal woman. i'm probably at least 5 years younger minimum. 40 max. just a young kid, 23, working in the same field as them, in a different, lower position, but they need me for their project. they get visibly annoyed that i'm not being impossibly quick to get them what they need, or of i'm not understanding what they're saying the first time around, or if they messed up with something, and i need clarification. when they get rude, i blush.
i want them to see that i enjoy how they're talking down to me and get intrigued. i want them to ask themselves, why is another girl acting like this towards me? a weird one too? is she getting satisfaction from this? nothing they say or do changes how eager i am to please them.
i know they find it totally odd how eager i am to help them and prioritize their needs, but a lot of them are intrigued that i smile when they know they're being impolite. they have begun talking to me more. a lot of the older women are entertained by me now because i do this (yes, most clients actually are super rude so i get a lot of practice), and because i'm subtly flirty. i want to do a good job for them, i love being praised by them and obviously have a bit of a kink for that. i have a few clients that will linger to talk to me more. that's kinda when i stop paying as much attention to them. i want them intrigued by how special i make them feel, then take it away so they want to come back for more. i love it lol. a lot of them are pretty big name designers.
idk if this fantasy gets anywhere actually sexual. i just like the tension and power play.
hot women can't be mean to me i'll cum
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ive been thinking about this since the thought of sex entered my mind but ive never typed it out nor experienced it (or anything for that matter) but i want to put my face up between a woman's legs under her skirt and just take a whiff until we both get into it so much i slowly then savagely eat her out through her panties and then maybe finger her /play with her clit with them still on, but its mostly the oral that im fixated on. i feel bad but everytime i see (intentional) upskirt imagery or videos like instathots i feel my vagina throb, it makes me feel so scrotal, and naked erotic imagery just doesnt do it for me as much. nothing makes me as wet as that. as soon as a woman's skirt is so short i can see her underwear especially when slightly bent over i feel like a primal animal. there's something about the rush and desire so strong that you dont even need to see what you're craving and just go straight for it no holding back. in an ideal situation the woman teases me so much preferrably in a semi-public envrionment like in her office until i just cant take it anymore and go straight for it. if im honest even the smell of my own vagina gets me horny sometimes but i choose to ignore it because its a bit weird kek. dont want to be discharge-chan. i want to have sex with a woman with my clothes on but she can gradually take hers off so i can play with and maybe work my way up her stomach then chest to make out with her as i play with her pussy. i want to have sex with a woman so bad anons. more exactly i want pussy in my mouth. im going crazy. sorry for being so graphic im feeling really hormonal tonight
reposting because i forgot to spoiler
i'd want to eat a thick girl out like that or be the one being eaten….
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all I want is a gnc gf with a soft, deep voice pls god it's killing me if she were easy going and confident but buckles under any amount of affection, that would be perfect. i want to kiss her softly around her tits, wrap my tongue around her nipples and gently suck on them, but only lightly to tease her. i want to hear her breathe harder and faster as I work my way down to her pussy. i want to run my tongue up and down her clit, kissing and sucking on it. I want her cum all over my lips. i wanna hear her say "Oh god, good girl. Such a good girl.." while he grabs the back of my head and pushes my mouth harder into her soft wet pussy. I want to hear her moans so bad and feel her lips pulsate knowing that I've made her cum. if she wanted to top me i wish she could spank me over her knee while whispering dirty stuff right into my ear, sometimes licking it to make me squirm. she gradually starts to softly finger me, rubbing circles around my walls, every now and then taking her finger out, making sure it makes an audible wet popping sound, before sliding it back in. I get so horny and can't take it anymore, begging her to fuck me so hard with her strap that I have bruises and fingernail marks on the back of my thighs. even if she dug her nails in so hard that I bled i'd be even happier i sound like such a typical cumbrain when i talk about this but I only recently realised I have a huge thing for really sweet, deep-voiced, princely-type women and I can't get it out of my head.
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yep. my go-to fantasy is me fully dressed, eating a girl out on my knees in front of her, while she stands against a wall or something naked from the waist down. ughh why even live
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nonna… let me be the one who gets eaten out…pleaseeee…..
my libido is so high rn i keep having lewd thoughts for 2 days straight i cant keep this up
i want to be with a small chubby nerdy looking gf, butch or fem or gnc idfc. i wanna be naked in bed with her and we start to kiss,and then i softly rub on her nipples, she starts getting red on her and excited, she slips her hands on my back and rub on my ass cheeks. i lick her nipple and she starts to whisper loudly and breath more and more. i kiss on her breast then cute stomach and go down on her kitty, i start rubbing it with two fingers, taking a whiff as shes laughing and feels ready to feel my tongue, i start to kiss her clitoris and lick it, she starts to breath loudly and moan more and more, i put all my mouth in her pussy until she finally cums, then i go back to kiss her and shes rubbing on my clit at the same time ugh i just wanna feel true love, i envy so much when i see a lesbian couple on social media, when is it my time to feel what is love
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This is retarded but I've been getting kinda intrigued by the idea of having a woman stalk me. Maybe someone working in the same place, memorizing my schedule, making sure to "accidentally" bump into me, even leaving me weird Valentine's notes. Narcissistic as fuck or maybe just me projecting hard because I tend to feel like a creep for just looking twice at an attractive woman. I'm into weirdo types as well, which definitely plays into it.
Having a male stalker would be absolutely terrifying even though I'm attracted to moids, too.
I WANT THIS TOO. I also would love to be the endearing weirdo stalker of a woman (WHO LIKES IT AND ENJOYS MY CREEPY ASS LEAVING HER HEARTFELT GIFTS AND RUNNING INTO HER). I understand what you mean wrt to narcissism but also I don't know. I grew up with a mom and dad that would scream at each other for hours growing up and seemed to really dislike each other so I feel like that really fucked up my view of relationships. I'm too scared to make a move on a woman as of right now but I'm really into the idea of meeting a beautiful woman, hitting it off really well, and then looking her up online and getting her personal info and then start the weird stalkery stuff by just driving by her house sometimes. Then maybe I'd run into her again and we'd hit it off really well once more and then it amplifies my crush and I start leaving her little gifts and intentionally running into her more and more
. It's creepy and fucked up and I wouldn't do it IRL but I like the idea of it. Of course like I said she'd return my feelings and she'd be okay with it in my fantasy.
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I was the stalker and my queen didn't like it very much. It was a teen love for me but even at my 30s I still stalk her sometimes and if I had the courage I would go and leave little presents and notes and do it all over again I'm sorry she's married to an ugly moid now god I wish we could talk again
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I only have stalkerish tendencies in relationship type situations, because I'm mentally ill and tend to act like a secret bodyguard. It's nothing sexual, just my weird fucked up controlling way of showing 'love' and 'care'. Which is why I choose to not get into relationships. I realized I'm not much different from Joe while watching 'You', but I don't have a bodycount like that exactly and I let go voluntarily/initiate break up myself if things don't work out. I only know how to do theatrical displays of romance, weird stalking protective behavior, somewhat controlling trying to push someone to do her hobbies, take care of her health and follow her dreams and I regularly have to retreat back to my old book fort. All to hide the core of me which I see as too monstrous to expose and I wouldn't want to be with someone who could accept someone like me.
i want a tif girlfriend and call her my boyfriend amongst other things and watching her get off to it kek i say kek but it actually really does it for me
i don't mind playing into her little fantasy at all as long as she's pre-everything and stays that waymy only romantic experience was with a tif and she used to say things like "if i had a cock i would shove it down your throat." if she actually did i would run away and kill myself but knowing she was female i found it really hot in all honesty. call me a chaser but i am really into them… sorry…
Twinning, or something. I watched YOU today and realized I am equivalent or worse to Joe, just no kill count. I'm a stalker-monster for any girls I'm into, constantly looking out for them; it shames me to say if they actually knew me, they wouldn't like me at all. >>297311
I can't say I feel bad either. There's just something about it, yk?
Some tifs achieve a rather attractive butch/androgynous look. I talked to a tif online for a long time and we shared photos (and because of how horny I was, I respected her pronouns), but just when she told me that she was on hormones, all my interest really died. I seriously hadn't lost interest in something that fast, so I just stopped talking to her.
(I have a big clit fetish by the way, this is horrible because a lot of it comes down to horrible body troons)
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the mental illness aspect is a hard turn off for me, but so many tifs are also annoying, arrogant and entitled and thats like the kind of bratty bottom i want tbh… i feel embarrassed getting thirsty while browsing the tif threads, but knowing they are insufferably annoying just makes me want to top them more. was going to post this tif from the fakeboi thread to the women you’re ashamed to say you’d fuck thread but i was too ashamed kek
She looks handsome honestly but that association just kills it for me. I still do love alt-looking women and men
but lately I noticed myself developing a kneejerk reaction I miss crushing over alt-women.
There is this one friend who I started finding incredibly cute despite her coming out as pan (which I don't mind but for complicated reasons it made me raise an eyebrow) and genderfluid (but prefers female pronouns), she calls me nicknames and I feel so happy when I'm around her. We're still friends even after sharing my opinions on gender which made me appreciate her even more and I'm willing to overlook so much other shit.
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You might not like it but this is the ideal female form. Strong, beautiful, natural, energetic. She looks like she could jump off the pic
okay..why has no one replied to this jfc this is amazing. imo i'd like it if they were fighting to make each other cum. idk how it would fit into the story tho. you've probably seen portrait of a lady on fire, but if you haven't, it's up your alley, though not exactly.>>296933
tfw no yandere stalker.
I'd like to be the stalker though. Or maybe be mutually stalking each other.
I'm pretty good at finding info on people but would never do it to a romantic interest.
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I find every weird degenerate thing 4chan posts about this woman to be super hot for some reason.
>tfw you will never play a lesbian version of pin the weasel
Why even live?
I want to be a princess with a legion of female knights utterly devoted to me, my happiness, and my sexual satisfaction. I hope that they'd have relationships amongst themselves (for the drama) but their true loyalty is sworn only to me. I'm their first priority. I just want to be doted on, to feel protected and cherished. When I go down on them they treat it as a high honour or a blessing, and topping me is seen as the least a knight can do for her liege.
A similar fantasy is being a white mage (maybe still a princess) in a classic RPG party. The swordswoman, berserker, and black mage have a love triangle amongst themselves but again they are all obsessed with me even more. After battle when they're sweaty and injured, they look to me for healing, comfort, and guidance. My cum is some kind of all-curing ambrosia, probably gives them a buff, too. We have a foursome before confronting the final boss. I'm not really into "fuck or die" situations but that would work perfectly here.
I want to meet a glamorous older woman who takes interest in me as both a partner but also as her protege. Ideally she is 40+, is either single or has some kind of "arrangement" that I get to slowly learn about, like a doomed noir detective. She is very stable, but also has darker secrets than I do. She has blonde, voluminous hair, cut to her collarbone. She smells like tuberose and whiskey. Possibly, she is an old-school analyst, an art collector, or a literature professor.
She treats me like a ingenue, a little bit like a daughter in law she's very fond of, but in a sexy, flattering way, not in a condescending infantalizing way.
The actual sexual content of this fantasy is pretty tame, the real depravity as far as I'm concerned is that I just want an older woman to care about my well being ;_;
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This is the hottest thing I have ever seen. I need to slap around some muscular lady and then push her head between my legs and make her eat it with blood all over her face. The 80s bush makes it even hotter.