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No. 304820

>What is this thread
By popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread /g/ edition, which of course, talks about husbandos and horny shit
>Why was this made / what is the difference
The difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D and 2D crushes so you don't clog the other retarded thread. Post memes, be frisky, whatever.
>But why
Farmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here
-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
etc.

The retarded hornyposting thread now includes pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to: >>>/g/289276
For other /g/ related shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!

Previous horny: >>>/g/293022

No. 304822

No way that goat has that many husbandos.

No. 304824

>>304822
I feel kind of sorry for the poor goat, having that many would be so expensive.

No. 304825

The op pic makes me smile, thanks anon.

No. 304828

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>>304809
Thanks for confirming that it's possible nona, this fuels my excitement!

No. 304832

File: 1671477879722.png (1.6 MB, 1850x1224, Fleur_Ascended_Mobile.png)

>>304789
No, he's implied to have the blood of what are essentially furries in the Alchemy Stars universe, demi-humans. That's why he has horns and a tail as well as an uncontrollable ability to seduce crowds (it inconveniences him, he just wants to sperg about machinery in peace).

No. 304833

File: 1671477962104.png (4.24 MB, 1936x1990, Istvan_Skin1_Mobile.png)

Speaking of Alchemy Stars, here's my husbando.

No. 304840

File: 1671480882272.jpg (143.41 KB, 735x1040, 683eef370597f07079a471d5f40dbb…)

Blessing the first 10 posts with best boy

No. 304843

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It's going to ship soon, I'm so excited! It won't be here in time for Christmas but hopefully before the year ends.

No. 304844

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>>304840
He's not my favorite but he is indeed a wonderful boy

No. 304849

>>304843
Congrats nona! I wish I had a husbando jacket too

No. 304850

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Even if he is not my favorite, this splash is so gorgeous. I totally understand why he is popular

No. 304851

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>>304840
hi gk nonnie

No. 304855

>>304820
Love the multi Goku as husbando rep and to illustrate the various forms one may choose of a Dragonball character. Love 17 and Cell is the cherry on top

Ohma representation lets go!

And thank god for hetalia, long hair richter is based.

Arthur is included so those speaking about to last thread van finally be silent

Lastly, one of Solid Snake's best attribute is shown off kek.

Hats off to the nonnies who contributed to the collage very good attention to detail

No. 304858

>>304849
Aww nona, manifesting for you! Thanks!

No. 304867

>>304850
Yone is really cute with Lillia. I ship 'em. Sorry anon, Yone belongs with Lillia. I cannot let you have him as a husbando lest my ship sink.

No. 304869

File: 1671491302556.png (1.62 MB, 1920x1080, YLAD_-_Character_Profile_-_Mas…)

he's one of the literally countable on one hand Omi Alliance blokes I do like and I want his schnoz up my vageen. hope he comes back in 8

No. 304870

>>304867
shut up, this is not the place for this.

No. 304873

>>304850
he is very handsome, good taste nonna! do you like his battle academia skin?

No. 304875

>>304850
He was so adorable in the SB event

No. 304877

File: 1671496031023.jpeg (86.86 KB, 600x744, 2F386876-A10F-48DA-A031-91C2F1…)

I want to bully him affectionately, I'm pretty sure he would do the cutest whines after I make him lift his shirt so he can show me his abs.
Are you nonnies into bullying your husbandos? Or do you prefer just doing playful teasing and such? How would you flirt with your husbandos?

No. 304886

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I am here to bless this new thread with best boi.
I love the thread pic so much, I'm jealous of that goat

No. 304887

>>304820
>Reigen plush is clearly the biggest one
based nonna

No. 304894

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>>304855
Yes, I was so happy that the amazing anon who made the image took my request and added Ohma in there! This man needs more representation because he's perfect and I love him so much, so, of course, have a first post about him to bless this beautiful new thread. seriously though, since I've been posting here I'm so happy to have seen nonas who agreed with me on how cool and hot he is and started reading the manga/watching the anime. I'm honestly surprised how my dumb sperging made some people interested and made me have really great conversations with other nonas in here, I seriously love this thread
>>304877
I'm not into bullying my husbando i mean, just looking at him I don't think he's the type that would get bullied, more so the opposite I prefer teasing but I honestly wouldn't know how to flirt with him. I'll be too flustered, so he'll be the one who flirts me more. Yeah sure, he's dense and not good with love but in multiple occasions it's shown that he can flirt when he wants too. When I read this panel I died and felt judged at the same time kek. and also there's a moment when, after his boss's segretary orders him to protect her from other fighters, he says to her in a teasy way "As you wish, I'll make sure you're protected my queen" and when I heard that phrase in the anime my heart exploded. From then on I had way too many fantasies of him calling me like that kek

No. 304896

File: 1671502784694.jpg (34.09 KB, 700x437, my sweetvboy.jpg)

I get the feeling he's a pretty popular husbando to have but Makoto… my sweet boy…

No. 304899

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Man why can't that be me in a half-Nelson

No. 304901

>>304850
This is a very beautiful man

No. 304904

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No. 304905

>>304899
"Boss… Harder!"

No. 304906

File: 1671507714424.jpeg (261.71 KB, 1536x2048, 10351126-32BE-4EDB-8CE1-10BB5D…)

Masterful thread pic anon, thank you.

No. 304908

>>304867
This is why people dislike you.

No. 304909

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>>304877
I want to bully Akutagawa till he cries and commit every type of crime against him… he awakens something dark in me

No. 304910

>>304896
He's cute, at least popular means more content

No. 304912

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No. 304913

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luv hairy men
luv bigby
simple as

No. 304914

>>304913
I missed seeing this passion

No. 304917

>>304912
pokes his tooshie

No. 304919

File: 1671818505282.jpg (60.34 KB, 467x469, 20221223_112253.jpg)

What is your husbando getting you for Christmas nonas?

No. 304929

>>304919
I haven't thought of anything I specifically want this Christmas (I'm indecisive as hell when it comes to gifts.) Even if I don't ask for anything, he'll still get me something.

Books, clothing (matching pajamas are cute), alcohol, jewelry (those crystal gemstone necklaces are also cute), console games - pretty basic stuff. I kind of have this mindset where I think I don't deserve anything special for Christmas.
It's hinted that he's really good at arts and crafts, considering he made his club members' uniforms from scratch, so something handmade would be nice! Like a sweater or a scarf.
Overall, he's my gift for Christmas and that's all I could ever want!

No. 304935

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serizawa my beloved

No. 304936

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>>304919
i could see him getting a gift only he likes (he's a little oblivious like that, but his heart is always in the right place), probably tickets to see one of his self-written plays/films or a latte machine kek. oh! or maybe a ride on his actual, literal, sentient pet train? that would be pretty exciting! i'd appreciate whatever he gifted me, though, as long as i get to spend the holiday with him ♥

No. 304937

>>304935
tbh i just love learning about reigen daily life
i wish i could smell his farts

No. 304945

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he has such a nice waist i wanna wrap my hands around it and squeeze him

No. 304956

>>304936
What character is this? He's very cute.

No. 304965

File: 1671874873741.jpg (101.32 KB, 1071x714, 3e1c3b687b5b3bca9b0d300f069fcc…)

I feel stupid, but these pictures make me jealous. I think they are cute, but at the same time they give me this painful pang of envy and possessiveness. I want to be in Sadako's place. Usually, I don't feel that way about shipping pictures.

No. 304972

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>>304956
It's Charon from Alchemy Stars, nonna^^

No. 304977

>>304919
I already decided that he got me a coat that matches his for my birthday, so nothing big for Christmas. Maybe some sweets and just him being safe and not on a mission so he has the day off to spend with me.

Just been replaying the confession and first kiss scene I came up with in my head over and over to try and imagine every little detail…

No. 304978

Merry Xmas to all husbando-nonas, thanks for many keks and hot posts in 2022!

No. 304979

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Merry Christmas fellow husbandofags, I hope you all get something husbando related (I personally won't because I'm not comfortable with that kind of shit with my parents lmao).

No. 304982

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>>304978
Merry Christmas to all nonnas in the thread!

No. 304987

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Mmm statue nipple

No. 304988

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>>304987
Nice back too.

No. 305055

>>304979
I got his games artbook! And I'm really tempted to cut up the dust cover to stick on my wall…

No. 305066

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merry christmas nonnas

No. 305067

>>305066
You dog husband doesn't look very merry.

No. 305068

>>305067
he's fat

No. 305070

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>>305067
nothing to smile about in his life

No. 305101

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christmas season is making me feel depressed nonnies…

No. 305104

>>305101
Ryuji-kun is so flashy he might as well be a holiday decoration himself

No. 305106

>>305101
I hate it too nonny. Don’t worry. It will be over in a few hours.

No. 305116

File: 1672010660861.jpg (143.34 KB, 735x926, c8db6e37a65be7ebe0d17f18f945a3…)

TsukiO is so underrated. They are sexy together. I'd love to see Tsukishima angry at Ogata for not taking the russian classes very seriously, or for not obeying higher ups enough and Ogata cynically testing and teasing him on it. Good times.

No. 305148

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Merry Belated Christmas and Happy Holidays, nonnas

No. 305150

>>305101
>>305104
You can get him to put on a green coat and pretend he's a Christmas tree and you climb him.

No. 305181

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Postal nona here. How you all have been doing?
It's been a while since I checked this thread and I missed the adorable worshipping and dedication to their husbandos from all the nonas here.

My schedule has been a nightmare, and since I don't have the cash to burn on a marketable plush of my husbando, I decided to make my own Dude doll (aka Frank), since it's way cheaper to DIY. I'm training a bit on some sewing techniques, and I'll borrow a sewing machine from a friend to make the outfit. The only thing missing will be a voice box, but I don't mind, especially that I can hug him at night and not be jumpscared when he starts talking all of the sudden.

Also, I can make him have any size I want, and the official merch is quite small. I'm thinking of making one about 30~35cm (official is 19cm). That way I can hug him during winter and be cozy during chilly nights.

No. 305190

Hi nonnas! Does your husbando have different "modes" of intimacy? I keep imagining that mine has a show-offy style that he uses when he's still learning to trust somebody: He keeps all of his clothes on and focuses on rocking their world so much that they don't realize that he's still wearing his silly shoe lifts. He's exciting and intense to bed, but not exactly soul-nourishing.
Then I like to imagine how he fucks once he's opened up a little: He takes it slower, is more cuddly and affectionate, and actually takes his damn coat off because he's vulnerable without endless pocketfuls of trinkets. Everything is soft touches and the kind of dirty-sweet talk that makes someone feel seen and loved.
Sorry for nsfl husbando rambles, I hope this made sense to everyone!

No. 305191

>>305190
what kind of husbando do you have that it's not safe for LIFE

No. 305192

>>305191
Oh no my bad, I meant the rambles were nsfl. This husbando is pretty tame compared to the usual ones I bring home

No. 305198

>>305192
those rambles themselves do not sound not safe for LIFE at ALL unless they involve a particularly disturbing husbandos. "not safe for work" is the term you might be looking for? for things that are merely suggestive or even explicit but not too concerning in nature.

No. 305199

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i bought a keychain of my trash boyfriendo to make up for how shit christmas was this year. i can't wait to convert it into a strap charm and hang it off my 3DS and look at him and grin like an idiot.

No. 305225

Some sex husbando dreams are all I'm asking of God rn

No. 305227

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i wish he would experiment on me

No. 305235

Nonnies I think I am ovulating because I can't stop thinking about getting eaten out by my husbando and him bending me over to fuck me ughhh I am so horny

No. 305295

File: 1672183791369.jpg (88.05 KB, 352x814, IMG_20221228_002104.jpg)

Happy late Christmas nonas! Hope you all had a beautiful Christmas day. What are you planning to do with your husbandos to celebrate the end of the year? For me I think we would go to one of those beautiful japanese festivals, I think they're called Matsuri, and watch the fireworks together. I want to make his first end of the year celebration special, seeing his eyes glow as he watches the fireworks in the sky would fill me with joy. Of course I would let him eat all the food he wants too.
Have Ohma wearing a pom pom hat to bless your day. seriously, he looks so precious dressed like this.
>>304919
I dunno, maybe something drawing related, like an artbook or things like that, but I wouldn't mind a bracelet too. I would always wear it and make it my lucky charm. I picture his friends helping him choose the gift but they all have different ideas so they only make him more confused, but then he sees something in a shop that makes him think that it's the right gift. Honestly, whatever he gifts me I will be happy about it.
>>305181
Glad to see you back Postal nona! Your idea sounds amazing, I really admire all your patience and dedication, I'm sure it isn't easy making a whole doll. I wish you the best of luck with making your Dude doll.

No. 305296

File: 1672184283974.jpg (164.8 KB, 1080x1349, 5f8835d55207b7e20d4ee192d85664…)

i havent posted him in a while but i still love him very dearly. he's been one of the reasons why i pushed myself into going into intensive therapy and moving on in my life. one of the reasons why i endure hard days is to live another day to get new content, as well as create it.
I've always had husbandos in the past, but never to this level of actually making moves to improve my life. I love him very dearly and I hope he knows how much he means to me.

No. 305313

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The wonky eyes make it better

No. 305326

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Omg I'm the makoto enjoyer anon amd I thought of my other husbando from a shit game, and I miss him so much… he blushes so easily and he's so teasable ough and he's tall and I am SO retarded for him

No. 305364

>>305181
I wonder how much material and work would be needed for a life-sized Dude, iirc he's over 2 meters tall? Unit of a man

No. 305365

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>>304979
Sure did

No. 305379

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cp in /m/

No. 305386

>>305313
This is so hot.

No. 305412

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>>305386
I love when Ogata smiles through his bloodiness. I love when he's amused by other's violence and the prospect of his own death. Very hot.

No. 305437

File: 1672272440848.jpg (398.63 KB, 900x523, Kiroranke.jpg)

you ladies have no idea just how often i fantasize kiroranke blowing smoke to my face

No. 305444

File: 1672279436158.jpg (23.44 KB, 558x500, FfZrXdqaEAETbXI.jpg)

I want to cuddle with him and hear his encouragement so badly.

No. 305446

File: 1672282278981.jpg (69.53 KB, 735x904, 665627c968ed6c8f5e76e573cf22be…)

I dont care that his face underneath the mask is goofy as hell. They just did him dirty with his hair and lack of a stubble. i want him. I want to see his cock and balls out in the open!!!!

No. 305454

File: 1672285005000.jpg (74.95 KB, 720x540, d0930e87-fd7d-4d0b-aa8a-d743f7…)

I finally found him for a good price and brand new. I'm so excited. That facial expression alone is worth all the money

No. 305463

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The avengers are a bunch of haters, just let my man be great smh.

No. 305486

>>304855
Thanks, Nona. I'm glad you like it, I would've responded earlier but shaymin(?) quit (?), and I couldnt access lc at all, until I used my mobile data.

No. 305522

File: 1672333232459.jpg (Spoiler Image, 343.89 KB, 850x1275, sample_ab91bcdb8c43f6cd39d5db9…)

>>305446
Mask stays on or half on

Open with your back to the wall

No. 305525

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this art of harry mason………. (comicducky on tumblr)

No. 305530

File: 1672335026985.jpg (79.02 KB, 344x601, narancia_ghirga_and_pannacotta…)

we're getting a cp spam again

No. 305531

File: 1672335519073.jpg (1.33 MB, 1200x1704, mutton-chops.jpg)

Ugh. My little sisters are victims of CP and this is not a good day. I wish moids wouldnt moid.

No. 305533

>>305531
Same fag… not a husbando. Just the only pic i had of some random guy and i quickly just picked a thread to get off the main page and away from the CP. Sorry for shitting things up.

No. 305545

File: 1672338385799.jpeg (153.23 KB, 800x1422, E111B80A-9360-47A1-88E4-571EA7…)

Goro Akechi has a fat chode and you cannot convince me otherwise.

I am absolutely crazy bananas losing my mind over him. I just reached the final twist before the battle with Maruki and I want to fucking die. I love you Goro ♥ you definitely stole my heart.

No. 305549

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>>305545
i love brown-haired detective boys

No. 305550

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>>305522
I WANT IT

No. 305552

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>>305379
Thank you Reigen

No. 305557

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>>305549
Ayrt and I cannot watch this anime because Dazai will destroy me. I see him compared to both Akechi and Komaeda and I know he’ll drive me off the deep end for real if I ever watch it. You (probably) have excellent taste.

No. 305563

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>>305557
feel free to join us over at the bungo stray dogs containment thread on /m/ if you ever change your mind (i hope you do), nona!

No. 305566

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>>305522
holy shit

No. 305571

>>305525
Harry is such an underrated DILF husbando, he gets flack for his voice but he went through hell and back all for his daughter. A+ taste nona.

No. 305574

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No. 305639

>>305326
This guy is the only reason i spent hours and money on that game lmao his power is real nona

No. 305644

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>>305295
Thanks nona, I appreciate your support. Yeah, sewing is not easy, but that's something I always wanted to learn, just never had a good chance or patience to do, but I recently got started as a sort of therapeutic hobby, and its working so far. It helps me focus a lot, and the only thing that goes through my head is my husbando's voice as he's chatting with me while I make the doll's eyes.

>>305364
I'm not planning on doing a life-sized Dude doll, but yeah, it'd be way too much to make a 2m Frank at this moment. I may attempt that when I become more skilled with sewing. He'd be so big, he wouldn't fit my bed.

Should I post the progress here and the sketches I did? I was trying to figure it out on how to do the body and so I made some poorly drawn scribbles. One of my main focus is the hair, bc I wanna make hairlocks, but I quite don't know how to achieve that…

No. 305668

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>>305644
SHOW IT! I also have dreams of making a custom plush of my husbando but I think I'd just commission it but I'm really curious about how your process goes! Maybe I'll be encouraged to make one by hand…

No. 305678

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I am not even joking around for the meme when I say that my hips, buttocks and thighs are seriously suffering from DOMS because I have been masturbating ferociously and somewhat acrobatically for hours at a time to some NASTY fanfictions of this embarrassing edgelord. I need help.

No. 305684

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No. 305690

File: 1672405025872.jpeg (118.64 KB, 600x744, 2EBB2AFB-BF52-424B-89B6-F1D1A4…)

What is something that you would never accept from an irl moid, but that you don't mind or even find attractive on your husbando?
I think Leviathan being extremely jealous (game spoilers) To the point of wanting to kill Main Character for knowing more than him about a book and possessive is cute, but if a moid irl even dared to suggest that I shouldn't talk with someone, or that it's not fair that I can do something that he can't do, I would block him everywhere and leave the country.

No. 305694

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>>305690
Murder, possible war crimes
At least Sugimoto is a bit redeemable, Ogata was doomed from the start

No. 305695

Thinking about a new years kiss…

No. 305699

>>305678
Is that you, ko-chan?

No. 305704

>>305695
Thinking about lovingly getting some snow tires on optimus prime

No. 305705

>>305690
Emotional constipation (especially romance wise) is infuriating in real men but it's cute and kind of amusing when my husbandos do it. Especially when they get caught off guard showing emotion and are embarrassed by it.

No. 305708

>>305690
Stalking and other yandere-lite antics. Cutest thing ever in a husbando but the actual worst thing in a moid. But give me a flustered yandy who wants nothing more than to sidle up to me and rest his head on my shoulder? Yum! I might even look his way if he's been particularly good and melt that precious little psycho into a happy puddle.

No. 305714

File: 1672416588661.jpg (23.16 KB, 337x516, f59a5c4b97652af979db91880d8c85…)

>>305522
I wanna love this, but the pro bodybuilder body is such a turn off. I imagine Ghost to be something closer to this Chris. Like a realistic big guy, muscular but not completely shredded. He needs a bit of fat to survive his missions, you know.

No. 305717

>>305714
I love how this artist draws the RE boys

No. 305720

>>305714
Respectfully disagree. The first one is perfect, except his pics gotta be bigger.

No. 305735

>>305522
Hot. <3

>>305714
Also hot. Por que no los dos.

No. 305742

>>305714
I want to (redacted) Chris's (redacted)

No. 305743

File: 1672432766058.jpg (34.47 KB, 500x500, artworks-000090545418-6vl3ql-t…)


No. 305748

>>305714
>Like a realistic big guy, muscular but not completely shredded.
Luv this type, it's so plush looking

No. 305754

>>305743
KEK NONA I mean yeah I'd do that too tbh

No. 305755


No. 305815

File: 1672465275686.gif (697.7 KB, 500x420, Ippo.gif)

Some ignorant nonna without taste called him ugly on the bunker and i am still mad, whats more attractive in a man than being submissive in bed and able to take a mean beating.

No. 305816

>>304965
If it makes you feel any better, I think that artist obviously drew Sadako as a proxy for the viewer

No. 305817

>>305815
He is drawn unbelievably wierd kek

No. 305818

>>305815
ignore the rude, as long as he's beautiful to you

No. 305820

>>305815
I saw this post in passing. But I have to say your post is such good taste. Ippo is best boy and I support your husbando love.

No. 305821

File: 1672466346761.jpg (472.26 KB, 2048x2048, tumblr_e5e132ce73428db83b06efd…)

>>305817
he is, but i like how it helps portraying his dorky personality, and it makes him distinctive in comparison to canonically attractive characters like Volg. I kinda miss that from older anime, new shonen protags(except saitama) look copypasted.

No. 305822

File: 1672466387425.jpg (447.89 KB, 1053x1448, tumblr_392cb04990f64124a37fd95…)

>>305818
>>305820
thanks nonies. here's some cute art i found

No. 305860

File: 1672495357390.jpg (162.08 KB, 1570x983, Handsome.jpg)

I don't typically fawn over 2D characters, so I'm not entirely sure where to share this, but my is he an attractive character… just…so…cute…

No. 305863

File: 1672497262431.png (604.28 KB, 1200x762, 8c71a5d4dda06f6a12bde6bb3c93d4…)

>>305690
cocky to the point of recklessness.
also getting mad easily and/or bottling up their emotions.

No. 305865

>>305863
he's just high on those bleach fumes all of the time

No. 305880

File: 1672504959661.jpg (271.46 KB, 1200x1703, 1613616347266.jpg)

this is my pooch his name is ichiban he likes dragon quest and his iq is below 10 he just turned 46 today (in japan because he is from japan and it's already 01:42 in japan) and he never finished middle school please be nice to him

No. 305884

File: 1672506128850.png (2.75 MB, 1012x1799, HeimdallPicture.png)

nonnas help me. he's such a goddamn prick in game and tbh he's ugly but fuck me I'm obsessed

No. 305892

File: 1672508958404.jpg (381.17 KB, 960x1280, TSA by erdtk.jpg)

>>305690
His cockiness, his pornsickness, his terrible taste in women and the way violence gets him sexually excited at times… and yet I still adore him and always will.

No. 305893

>>305815
He is super cute anon, don't worry about what others think!!

No. 305896

>>305690
the y chromosome

No. 305898

>>305892
AH CAN'T BEAHR TAH LOOK AT YER AWFUL SWARDSMANSHIP

No. 305906

File: 1672512834365.jpg (138.15 KB, 1280x720, sirhenrymf.jpg)

>>305898
THAT WAS MY KILL YA NAUGHTY BOY

No. 305907

File: 1672512889998.png (75.17 KB, 500x500, tumblr_51f9d5ea2d94e81ec8c1096…)

>>305906
Samefagging to say I wonder if there's a parallel universe out there where I husbando Henry instead of Travis.

No. 305915

File: 1672516982280.jpg (2.34 MB, 1122x2048, 6850705a95dea61f01f7af9b6d82e7…)

He's so cute gk-sisters.
I wish I had one in real life.

No. 305916

File: 1672517915358.jpg (133.25 KB, 600x765, d9e83d633f2fb8e281cce3b96ce295…)

>>305915
Sugimoto is the best boy, no contest. Can't wait for my merch to arrive.
Love to see my fellow Sugiwives

No. 305919

File: 1672520484340.jpeg (107.54 KB, 600x434, 1D1B2032-DBBE-43F1-B280-BB3298…)

me and tsukishima are on the same wavelength of autism so i treasure him deeply

No. 305922

File: 1672524008265.png (165.99 KB, 900x1112, 1668968445490.png)

>>305860
You might like Young Justice if you're enjoying some of the animated DC movies. It's unfortunately underrated despite the quality. Dick grows up over the course of the show.

No. 305933

File: 1672539804203.jpeg (1.09 MB, 2086x2304, 6D117384-136F-4F0D-9DBF-CE80DC…)

happy new year, nonnas! may your 2023 be filled with an overabundance of love! ♥

No. 305937

File: 1672553965476.jpg (1.36 MB, 922x1690, 101800282_p0.jpg)

>>305933
And bunny boys!

No. 305938

File: 1672556060976.jpg (55.41 KB, 603x688, c6f02c693c3f5797d033eeb23afd19…)

Happy new years everynonna and happy birthday to my dear husband. Usually these days are a little tough for me but all the cute fanart is making me feel all warm. Very great it's rabbit year too kek.

Thank you to the anon who made the thread picture, that lil Kamu in the corner is so cute, I love it. ♥

No. 305956

File: 1672580554265.gif (7.05 MB, 384x350, russwes.gif)

I'm a one-husbando-only type of autist but I've found myself fantasizing a lot about another character recently and I feel kinda guilty, lol.

No. 305960

>>305956
Harem of husbandos is the best thing, just embrace it nonna.

No. 305964

>>305956
This reminds me of when I opened a picrew to make me and my husbando but it saved it when I made me and my husbando from a year ago. I felt weird seeing him…watching me replace him…I told him to look away

No. 305980

sex is gross but i want to suck my husbando off so bad

No. 305982

>>305956
I actually never understood why some people rather "break up" with their husbando to choose another rather than love both. In my opinion it feels even more cruel.

No. 305985

File: 1672610601663.jpg (81.7 KB, 520x973, omg.....jpg)

>>305922
omg, thank you for the recommendations! I want to get into the comics, I have only been reading starfire-centric works, and am loving the artwork I've come across. I've been swooning behind my screen. kind of embarrassing, but woof I have never been so attracted to a character before… dick…. give me…

No. 306000

File: 1672624368513.jpg (256.32 KB, 1736x2160, arthur.jpg)

Saw this comment on youtube about Arthur Morgan and it gave me them feels:

>Arthur's story is so great because of how human, how relatable it is. Arthur Morgan has done bad things, and he knows that. And we know that, but we also see that he's a caring, kind-hearted person. He and we aren't really sure where to put him on our "morality scale," if you will. His life, like our own, is not so clear. Was he good? Was he bad? He was both and riddled with regrets. In this way, Arthur really I think carried a lot of the fears we have of our lives, our future. He was mislead and foolish in his pass, and maybe the bad things he did were more than just foolishness. But in the end, Arthur tries to do good, to show love to some people and help them escape the life he's fallen into. He does one last loving act. And whether or not we know where he is on that morality scale that we all carry, I think we all agree that he got redemption. He became a better man with courage and honesty. And that's a future we all want, redemption for what we regret. RIP Arthur.


I really feel like this too

No. 306001

>>305985
Why are you, as a man, sucking on a lollipop, huh? Whore

No. 306002


No. 306003

My sweet little mozzy

No. 306007

File: 1672628710242.jpeg (38.43 KB, 861x731, 8DA55109-EDA7-4032-B430-0E0C41…)

>>306003
NO 3DPD!!

No. 306009

>>305982
There are people for whom husbandos are a real relationship, and therefore they treat them with the same standards as a real relationship.
For me, I've only ever had a handful of husbandos and I truly fell out of love or was already falling out of love/"broken up" with the previous one when I stumbled into the next. Break ups aren't necessarily a cruel thing. If a relationship is no longer working, it's mutually better for it to end.

No. 306010

File: 1672629636349.jpg (Spoiler Image, 305.32 KB, 1080x1511, Pittman_Alchemy_Stars_Annivers…)

>>305933
Happy New Year's to you as well, fellow AS anon!

No. 306012

File: 1672631708142.jpg (359.75 KB, 591x849, 20221231_124350.jpg)

Everyone post your husbando in a bunny suit for year of the rabbit RIGHT NOW!!

No. 306020

File: 1672636008733.jpg (499.22 KB, 1200x1029, 70338056_p1_master1200.jpg)

>>306012
The hard part was picking which one.

No. 306043

File: 1672659214725.jpg (137.97 KB, 867x1184, FlX2S54XgAAiY8_.jpg)

>>306012
Happy new year nonnas! Thanks for all the fun last year!
My husbando is always bunny-themed, I love him.

No. 306045

File: 1672662536121.jpeg (99.61 KB, 470x910, 9D6E6964-2AEF-4E28-A39C-CEF8C3…)

>>306012
>Tfw you see the other bunny suit fanart of your husbando.

No. 306046

File: 1672662741038.png (88.21 KB, 612x642, DzIkL7qV4AAaNu.png)

There's something about knowing there's another nona that's super obsessed with him that activates my competitive streak. It makes me want to be the better woman. This is definitely behavior that I would never do if I found out a boyfriend had another chick on the side.

No. 306048

File: 1672664880995.jpeg (116.47 KB, 1000x1000, 61F4E4B3-B812-41F7-979C-6462A7…)

>>306012
No, too embarrassed to search for it

No. 306049

File: 1672665184191.jpeg (135.42 KB, 736x1307, a0cb8cc8-002c-4756-a862-691c08…)

>>306000
Not to mention all the what ifs that plague his story

>what if he ran away with mary

>what if he didnt do strauss' job
>what if he left micah to die
>etc

No. 306051

>>306045
This is very elegant, what was the other like?

No. 306052

File: 1672666113782.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 444.68 KB, 1242x1656, 5E7BDB2C-BFE3-4C0D-A76F-4F98D9…)

>>306051
It's Mikazuki wearing what's known as a "Reverse" bunny suit.

No. 306055

>>306052
I didn't know that was a thing, holy shit!

No. 306056

File: 1672674214234.png (298.58 KB, 825x771, DiY0xGuUEAApOTd.png)


No. 306057

File: 1672674358799.jpeg (44.19 KB, 570x538, images (4).jpeg)


No. 306058

File: 1672674625436.jpg (39.18 KB, 585x680, EUl7hgWUwAIq5u2.jpg_small.jpg)

>>306012
>>306052
I've seen this reverse bunny suits before, but it never clicked with me that that was the reasoning behind the design

No. 306059

File: 1672674751644.jpg (1.24 MB, 800x1184, bHCIguV.jpg)


No. 306060

>>306059
He's so fucking cute.

No. 306061

File: 1672676440744.png (5.77 MB, 1905x2953, c5e1d7ee3b999a086bff6cc25c088f…)

>>305916
Couldn't agree more, Sugimoto just has something about him that makes him the ultimate husband out of the golden kamuy boys. I still love the other guys though, because GK is husbando heaven.
>>306058
>The bow is the same pattern as his scarf
Truly soulful art.

No. 306068

>>306012
Pretty sure it doesn't exist and I feel it's too out of character to draw it myself.

At least I had another dream about him last night, the details weren't right but I got to rest my head on his chest~

No. 306073

File: 1672684421657.png (204.68 KB, 476x750, tumblr_og9nv5Ed4j1qgr9hfo1_r1_…)

I'm not the resident Jhin anon but I saved this forever ago, I'm glad it's relevant now.

No. 306081

File: 1672690946774.jpeg (1.01 MB, 2250x4000, 0721E1F2-14DA-4EB5-8ACA-CEE66A…)

I’m looking at this AliExpress review picture for Akechi’s lil figurine and literally getting wet thinking about how I’d fit it in my body. Look how little his waist is, oh my Christ. I’d try to angle it so that his hand hit my g-spot. I’ve never found it before but Goro is a detective and he’s got gloves on so I think we’ve got a good chance. Puncture me with your proboscis, Crow ♥

No. 306082

>>306081
komaeda-chan is that you?

No. 306085

File: 1672692062070.jpeg (39 KB, 557x457, 55DD1115-4249-4D22-87AE-40180E…)

>>306082
Kek am I that obvious? I was going to wait a bit before I told you all but yes, it’s me. Ko and I have opened up our relationship. It’s going well but things are fairly new and we’re still working out the dynamics.
But I’m happy! I love my edgy unstable bastard boyfriends. We all bond over our inferiority complexes and when I’m busy or at work, they just hang out and practice kissing on each other (or whatever it is guys do when they hang out idk)

No. 306091

>>306085
Nta but no one else here is trying to insert skinny animeboy figures into their vags so yes. It was obvious.

No. 306093

>>306085
But ko-chan, I thought you healed and got better mentally.

No. 306094

>>306081
would that not hurt your cervix

No. 306096

File: 1672698472413.png (202 KB, 459x411, bnuy.png)

>>306012
ah I don't think he has a sexy version…I'll have to draw it

No. 306099

>>306096
Do it anon

No. 306105

File: 1672701880067.jpg (53.5 KB, 242x786, IMG_20230103_000921.jpg)

>>306012
Happy (late) new year nonas!
Not to get all sentimental and stuff, but starting to post here was truly a blessing. I feel less alone knowing there are people who love fictional characters just as much, if not more, as me, and I had many small but great conversation with some of the anons here that made me very happy. for example Mammon nona and Broly nona. If you're reading this, hi! Hope you're doing well.
I love you all nonas, may all your husbando dreams come true and let's look forward to another beautiful year of sperging.

Sorry for the badly cropped pic, I couldn't find a fanart of just Ohma alone in a bunny suit.

No. 306135

>>306081
At least put a rubber or something on it first, it might save you from some injuries while protecting the figurine.

No. 306203

File: 1672763699234.png (653.88 KB, 900x635, Larry .png)

Larry

No. 306205

File: 1672764388356.png (1.12 MB, 680x979, d6d842d3c720bf5a58ecc8ee81b8ec…)

>>306203
The ojisan to the Kaneoya Sachiko oniisan

No. 306207

>>306205
I got her artbook for Christmas, so good. Her work is even more gorgeous on paper.

No. 306225

>>306052
sauce??

No. 306234


No. 306238

>>306234
Nta but you fooled me with the censors, he seemed naked…still nice though.

No. 306241

File: 1672779973932.png (1.08 MB, 575x734, image.png)

Today's the day that 8 years worth of character development and stories dies. Feeling bittersweet since some Ps set up a really thorough archive. SM has always been treated like shit by Bamco, but if anyone wants to get into a series with a lot of cute down-to-Earth men, look into it. The canon ending has Producer going to America for god knows how long. The return sex would be great. As for now, I want GS to show his thighs. Or tummy. Either is good.

No. 306267

File: 1672807503057.png (1.09 MB, 1280x1681, tumblr_pif0kjdQyo1xcsbeno1_128…)

Yeah, ain't tryna be cool like you
Wobblin' around in your high heel shoes

No. 306337

File: 1672855158462.jpg (63.28 KB, 564x752, 48a7e181b4683651762b1120ac8c5b…)

another day, another reigen to protect you from porn

No. 306394

Currently been into Makima from CSM. Something about the contrast of a very attractive but normal looking woman with the insane power and intelligence she demonstrates is bewitching to me. It’s a shame all the art for her is so male centric. Maybe I’ll have to bust out the old Google docs and get something started. Between her and Loremaster I think I just have a thing for demon ladies lol.

No. 306396

File: 1672891619151.jpg (505.13 KB, 2820x2897, FKmGAl-XMAwG20l.jpg)

Don't know if this is the right thread for this, but my girlfriend started self shipping with a character I made. I've told her about my own self ship exploits and she always respected me but affirmed that that lifestyle wasn't for her. We made a ton of original characters together though, and recently she's grown super attached to this one and like, it's just so fucking cute to me. I love hearing about her little fantasies with my oc and I'm always trying to get her to tell me more. It genuinely makes me feel a little fuzzy inside. Does that make me a cuck? (Pic not related)

No. 306406

File: 1672896913405.jpg (33.46 KB, 564x707, b015d80f6dd922fd774c007a7b4b46…)

I want to boop his nose.

No. 306407

File: 1672897277881.png (167.04 KB, 651x810, FlYcYr4aMAADUO9.png)

btw, happy new year!!!

No. 306416

Did someone remake the husbando discord server?

No. 306429

>>306416
It's still up, please drop your tag in the FF thread if you want an invite or have any inquiries. I won't be answering any further questions regarding it in this thread.

No. 306435

>>306012
There is a Yakuza 7 mod that puts the entire playable party in bunny suits but the males are disturbingly flat in the crotch area so it just sucks.

No. 306449

File: 1672932382810.jpg (215.78 KB, 1034x1289, FlgqbSoaAAEa7SA.jpg)

I want to catch this bunny.

No. 306461

File: 1672944266171.jpg (36.75 KB, 512x428, b667411ee99f8b9f369fd93a6f0274…)

Ive never had a ‘husbando’ but why he kinda…

No. 306462

>>306449
who is this?

No. 306463

>>306396
i thought you meant lee was your oc and i was so confused. maybe she sees a part of you in your ocs nonnie and thats what she gets attached to

No. 306464

File: 1672944677485.jpg (116.55 KB, 682x900, E5tIg5pUcAI63Qg.jpg)


No. 306465

File: 1672945182243.jpg (473.83 KB, 3394x2300, Ff2ZK4oXwA0gWLH.jpg)

>>306464
i think i have a husbando now

No. 306466

File: 1672945444723.jpg (520.48 KB, 911x1290, Fln8hv8aMAAznlw.jpg)

>>306462
Nikkari Aoe my beloved, year of the rabbit fanart.

No. 306468

File: 1672946312776.jpg (33.49 KB, 478x498, rMjdVgy.jpg)

heres my sickly husbando

No. 306469

File: 1672947067354.jpg (717.05 KB, 1538x2048, bastart13 l.jpg)

>>305326
Ty for posting Julian so I can post Lucio

No. 306473

>>306468
your man belongs to the government actually

No. 306475

>>306473
not anymore. he belongs to god now

No. 306476

File: 1672948662875.jpg (156.36 KB, 1262x1080, FgkGaIsWYAA1M68.jpg)


No. 306477

File: 1672948856200.jpg (41.96 KB, 540x353, QlKbH28.jpg)

>>306476
yours is joining him soon when the clown clowns and doesnt give him the antidote

No. 306479

File: 1672949054399.png (81.92 KB, 279x365, mylivereaction.png)

>>306477
you are a wench

No. 306480

File: 1672949298591.jpg (19.88 KB, 310x310, ckYHakm.jpg)

>>306468
get feet

No. 306483

File: 1672950013166.jpg (1.51 MB, 2048x2048, caramujotan ehehe.jpg)

jean. smileyface

No. 306484

>>306483
is that markiplier ?

No. 306485

>>306484
it's some guy named Jean. I think.

No. 306486

>>306485
that's markiplier real name, so it really could be him

No. 306487

>>306486
Markiplier is French?

No. 306492

>>306483
NONNY S A M E

No. 306534

File: 1672971177511.jpeg (21.01 KB, 235x334, 79b5228b24db2a8ae36b47687b84db…)

>>304894
ive been saying this!!!

No. 306540

File: 1672973608398.jpg (120.18 KB, 700x1502, Lance pkmn.jpg)

I am so normal about him

No. 306541

File: 1672974559516.jpg (93.49 KB, 716x1025, bdywtq1ct3491.jpg)

>>306484
>>306485
>>306486
seems to be jean from disco elysium

No. 306563

File: 1672990417402.gif (6.4 MB, 354x498, 2F1D4A0C-52EC-4BD8-9CA4-84FC7E…)


No. 306569

https://note.com/_ui12/n/n7223bddce719

2022's Yumejo Top 100. Pretty interesting list, Rika from Pokemon somehow came out on top. A lot of Touken Ranbu and Golden Kamuy as well.

No. 306572

>>305525
His polygons in the first game are so HOT nonas….

No. 306577

File: 1673002310444.jpg (268.65 KB, 736x1044, 64861492dc89779a413dcf88a650b9…)

>>306569
Lots of twisted wonderland too. Jolyne Kujo and Makima surprised me, good to see non straight women having their waifus on the list as well! Also
>Rika/Chiri number one
Good for her!
Battinson was also very surprising for me.
>Boutaro made the list
Explains the sudden rise in his merch.
>Sugimoto being the lowest only surpassing Boutaro and Usami
A crime, really

No. 306580

File: 1673005247811.jpg (6.35 MB, 2600x3200, 104205397_p0.jpg)

>>306569
The top 3 were surprising. Congrats to Rika though, well-deserved. Hasebe as second and top Touken Ranbu character is pretty funny to me. His fans are based for basically wanting a butler as their husbando though.
I also didn't expect the top third one.
My boy is still going strong at 33, nice!

No. 306590

File: 1673013932205.jpg (1.7 MB, 1644x2400, 605648.jpg)

>>306569
>tsukishima is 9th
proof men complaining about their height is a cope

No. 306605

>>305522
I DONT CARE I STILL WANT HIM I LIKE UNCONVENTIONAL LOOKING MEN WITH BIG DICKS LIKE THAT NONA. MASK ON OR NOT I WANT HIM

No. 306608

File: 1673022409377.jpg (230.81 KB, 833x1280, Lord_Zedd_Variant_1300__41766.…)

Looking back at stuff I watched as a kid really helps me understand my current tastes in fictional men and women. I don't remember him being so hot

No. 306609

>>306608
He looks very…squishy.

No. 306610

>>306608
Wow, never seen this guy before now, but his design is sick.

No. 306612

File: 1673023975957.jpg (1011.43 KB, 2039x1378, SCHOOL UNIFORM.jpg)

Since he has always lived in a very harsh environment, I often think about what he'd be like if he grew up in a more normal way in this world. Obviously he would still have his core personality traits, but I wonder how they would manifest?
Since he's talented with multiple weapons, he'd do great at different sports but I'm not exactly sure what kind would be his personal favorite. He'd be interested in martial arts at least. Overall I think he'd be kind of a troublemaker and clash with others. His arrogant nature would probably piss many off but I don't think he'd care about that much. He would still do well in school, he's way too ambitious to just not care about that.

I'd be his secret admirer… I want to leave cute handwritten notes into his locker and watch his reaction to them from afar. At some point he'd catch me in the act and then I'd have to confess how much I like him. I think he'd try to play it cool but still be flattered. Even though I feel like I'm not the type he'd be into, I want to think we'd get to know each other better after and things would escalate from that.

I started thinking about what our relationship would be like but then got too embarrassed to continue

No. 306617

File: 1673026723066.jpg (Spoiler Image, 125.44 KB, 850x765, sample_369a8033bf945314a911b4b…)


No. 306622

>>306608
I was always disappointed when sentais transform back

No. 306626

>>306612
>he'd do great at different sports
Not with that long-ass braid, he wouldn't.

No. 306627

File: 1673030200936.jpg (265.5 KB, 868x811, IMG_20230106_193009.jpg)

>>306534
Glad that someone agrees with me, also hello fellow Ohma enjoyer.

Unrelated but I love the moment where he meets Karura, him not being able to deal with it and running away is so funny to me. it's weird but I find the way he so effortlessly picks her up kinda hot, I love the thought of me being so small and fragile compared to him.
I don't blame her for simping so hard and wanting to marry him, I would do the same. just without the baby part kek

No. 306628

Any other nonnas think about having kids with their husbandos/waifus? What do you think they'd be like as a parent? What do you think the kids will be like?

No. 306629

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>>306622
Me with Nijino Akira from ToQger.
(Do kaijin count as IRL moids?)

No. 306643

>>306628
Hell no, that's why I don't care that with half of them it's impossible.

No. 306644

>>306643
Same. My husbando can't have kids and that's great. There are no babies in my fantasies.

No. 306645

>>306617
I love it, there's a lot of sweet art of them together

>>306626
Somehow he manages to be very agile, even with the long hair lol. Though it would be way more practical to put it on a bun, I want to see that

No. 306654

>>306628
Maybe as a fun passing thought but my fantasies are all strictly no kids. Babies are a perfect way to ruin stories for me.

No. 306660

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>>306012
For me it's Reigen but here are some other MP100 men. Happy New Year's to all you lovely nonnies!

>>306337
Very much appreciated!

No. 306678

>>306628
I'm staunchly child free to the point that implications of impregnation ruin a fic for me, so no. My husbandos tend to be villains at that, they would be horrible fathers.

No. 306692

>>306628
i have no interest in child-rearing myself, but to answer your question: i don't think my husbando would take well to a pregnancy. he's a self-proclaimed 'lonely artist' and willingly being tied down with a baby would be way too out of character–that and i don't think he's too keen on continuing his bloodline, given what i can glean from his lore and the possible link to another character that may or may not be his sister. i could see adoption being a possibility, if he or i were considering branching out in such a way, but that's as far as i'm willing to examine the idea.

No. 306694

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>>306563
so true nona. im a fan of the pathetic one

No. 306698

being a husbandofag ever since i was 13, i’m used to being younger than my husbando by at least a few years, but now that i’m in my 20s, i’m older than him (granted, not by much) and will only continue to grow older, and that feels weird

No. 306702

>>306698
When I fell in love with my main guy he was 13 years older, now he's only 5 years older even with a 2 year timeskip.
But the whole time he's been 3 years younger then me cause his game takes place in the future…
I just recently said fuck it and I'll self-insert as my older self. That's the fun with fantasy, you can pretend you're whatever age you want.

No. 306730

>>306702
>>306698
My guy is seven years older than me… He started out 4 years older than me but has been aging as the series progresses… Actually, I checked again midway through writing this and as of the latest unlocalized game, he's now 10 years older than me. I hope it keeps up for a while as I can't imagine him being younger than me. Nothing against it, just not what I'm used to as the work he comes from is 19 years old and still going strong now.

No. 306732

>>306628
My guy comes from a 1000+ old military family so having a kid is pretty much a given. Although I guess he does have a younger brother and his oldass uncle doesn't seem to have had any kids.
We get together when his family starts asking him to consider marriage, though, and then actually fall in love from there. So I think the eventual expectation of kids is on the table and I'm not against it.
He'd be a good father. He's good at taking care of people and mamages to be devoted to his family despite his many duties. It's not played up as such in the game he's from, but the level of dedication he has is almost inhuman.
IRL I'd genuinely consider having an abortion if the baby was male, so I'd want us to have a daughter, kek. There's nothing against daughters taking inheritance and making a name for themselves equal to men in the series he's from anyways.

No. 306733

>>306698
My husbando is an ageless immortal being who will always stay in his 20s. Men marry women who are 10 and 20 years younger than them all the time so why should I feel bad about fantasing with a fictional character who is younger than me?

No. 306737

>>306698
when most of the entries in the franchise take place around the current year so everyone ages in real time and they've always been and they'll always be old enough to be my dad it almost makes me feel like weeaboo Lana del Rey

No. 306747

>>306660
No hate but why do their chests look like breasts?

No. 306749

>>306747
Because the artist doesn't know how to draw

No. 306751

>>306733
Just curious, who is it? Kars?

No. 306754

>>306698
I tend to like immortals/androids/supernatural beings that are hard to age so I don't have this problem kek.

No. 306760

>>306660
I love men's tits (muscle obv, not fat) but these just look like normal boobs

No. 306764

>>306747
>>306760
The curse of drawing pecs unfortunately. I would appreciate if anyone could edit it.

No. 306765

>>306628
My husbandos already have kids so I've become a step mom, which is fine for me cause I could never imagine myself actually being pregnant. Although once I thought up a funny scenario where I told them I'm pregnant as joke and they all started fighting over who the dad was.

No. 306769

I've been husbando "hopping" for the past few years, I had the same guy for 8 years starting in late middle school, probably because I didn't consume a lot of media and I wasn't as much online as I am now, then I got into a gacha game and found a new husbando there, two years later I liked another guy from the same game better, and now two years later again I'm starting to fancy yet another guy even more (this one I've known for 18 years but started caring about him only a few months ago). I like to say I have a harem but I still feel kinda sad to change my mind so fast while I wasn't like this before. Anybody else has this "problem"?

No. 306775

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>>306628
>Any other nonnas think about having kids with their husbandos/waifus?
Sometimes. Usually due to ovulation. Men who are great with kids are a huge turn on, but I don't want kids personally or to suffer through pregnancy or birth. Surrogacy à la mentoring or being there for kids in need works just as well for me.

>What do you think they'd be like as a parent?

Probably as perfect of a father as you can reasonably get. Shizuo has the restraint and patience for kids that he lacks with adults, and it's very easy to imagine him doing ridiculous things like pretending to be bad at hide and seek or squeezing into children's seats on amusement park rides because they want him to ride too. He'd value parenthood and want to be there as much as possible, be the traditional provider and protector. I can see him being involved in everything, from cooking with us at meals to regularly going on family outings.

>What do you think the kids will be like?

Dunno, never thought about that. I just hope they'd take more after him than me, even if that means our home is destroyed a lot. Cursing his kids with his genetics would cut him deeply, but they'd have someone that understands their problems from the start and someone that they could never hurt too badly, unlike for his childhood.

No. 306788

>>306751
It's Asmodeus from Obey me. He's a demon/fallen angel.

No. 306795

>>306628
Not really, sometimes I do it just for a sweet "what-if", also because I like picturing the designs of the kids, but, as other nonas have already said, I too am child free and for me impregnation and babies ruin a story.

>What do you think they'd be like as a parent?

He'll need to get used it, with the bad childhood he had and having been an orphan I can imagine being very hard shifting into the parent mentality, but he will try his best. I picture him being very protective, both during the pregnancy and when the baby is here, but at the same time he'll be so afraid of hurting them because how small they are. He wants to protect the baby but doesn't know how to hold it kek, it's so cute.

>What do you think the kids will be like?

In my what-if I imagined us having two kids, one male and one female. First one takes the looks from the father and second one from me. While their personality traits will be a mix from the both of us, their perseverance and fighting spirit will be like their dad.

No. 306802

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Ugh, he's so cute. Look at his little smile.
>tfw no dead inside sniper with possible war crimes under his belt along with mommy and daddy issues that will open up painfully slow and show his affection by hunting for you and teaching you gun trivia for you if you show him a droplet of love and animal facts
>Might still kill you though

No. 306805

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mine, i can fix him

No. 306806

>>306805
Everyone looked so weird in GTA4 really, wish we could see him in GTA5 graphics. I'd like to think he's living a simpler life now.

No. 306811

>>306577
>Sugimoto being the lowest only surpassing Boutaro and Usami
WHY? the other guys are fine too but come on.
>>306802
>Might still kill you though
kek. been a while since I’ve visited these threads but upon seeing that there are so many ogatafags I made an extremely retarded quiz a while ago. may post it in the gk thread if anyone wants

No. 306823

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would you trust this handsome young man to safely deliver you to your destination?

No. 306824

>>306823
No, he would jump into the sea after 5 minutes.

No. 306825

>>306823
Doesn't this guy have a fursona

No. 306826

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>>306811
Please do, nona!

No. 306829

Basically everyone in the fandom despises my husbando AND it hasn't been a very popular show, so there's barely any good art featuring him + 2, maybe 3 good fics. Does anyone else have this scarcity problem? rip

No. 306831

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>>306825
he ate dog food to spite a dog once!
>>306824
it's nice of him to offer himself as food for the fish

No. 306832

>>306829
Only for tv or movie husbandos, nonna. Can you tell us who it is?

No. 306844

My husbando's birthday is coming up and I want to do something special. How should I celebrate?

No. 306845

>>306844
Art and themed baked goods

No. 306868

>>306829
Do they have a good reason to, because that's what you have to deal with if you husbando villains.

My problem is that of the art and fics he does have most of it is OOC gay stuff.

No. 306872

>>306832
Ah, I feel you on weak movie/TV fandoms. It's Rezaren from Dragon Age Absolution
>>306868
You called it lol, villain husbandos (especially when they're less redeemable). Sorry to hear that yours is shoehorned into OOC stuff by fans.

No. 306885

>>306872
That's just come out December 9th, nonna! There's still plenty of time for new fans and the existing DA fandom to watch it and make content for it. Don't give up hope quite so soon.

No. 306893

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I love my husband

No. 306897

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I'm not ashamed to admit that i've been obsessed with this big-tittied, canonically-a-fag moid for the past year and i don't intend to stop any time soon. I would sell any amount of organs necessary just to be one of his servants for the rest of eternity, that is, if he decides to spare my life to begin with. I want him to use his tall, buff frame to throw me around like a ragdoll. I would keep any fluid i have the honor of receiving in a jar for my enjoyment the rest of my life and cherishing it as if it were a sacred object - whether it be cum, sweat, blood, piss anything is more than an honor. If he kept me ass-naked in his BDSM dungeon with little more than the bare necessities, i'd be perfectly satisfied for the rest of my life. If he wanted to be nicer to me and use me as his bangmaid for whenever he feels like it, i'd be more than merrier with that as well. Wants to feed from me? He can dig his nails into me until i'm anemic. I would never take shit from a moid unless it's him and it saddens me to death i'll never be put into a mating press by him.

No. 306909

>>306829
Yes haha, my man is one of only a handful of characters that have been in every arc of his 20 year long game series and yet there is almost nothing to be found for him. Not to mention people keep insisting that he's gay (for a guy who is married) or already in a relationship (which would be reductive for the female character involved). It's a rough life!

No. 306910

>>306775
Based taste, nonna! It's been a long time since I read drrr, but I remember going nuts when he smiled and winked at Akane to reassure her despite everybody else's expectations of how he'd handle a kid.

No. 306911

>Met my first guy back in middle school in an obscure manga and didn't have the vocabulary to call him my husbando, but I consistently returned to fantasies about us being together for a decade after meeting him. Never went beyond dating, but I was definitely in love and would feel despair at knowing he wasn't real sometimes.
>Last year, met a new husbando in a game. I fall so hard for him and date him in my fantasies until it slowly escalates to marriage. I've never liked a character in this way before. I learn what husbandos are, and decide to commit myself to the husbando lifestyle for him fully. I still remember my first guy fondly, but it's more like a youthful romance compared to how serious I am about my current husbando.
Whether you're dedicated to one guy or have a harem, what are your husbando/waifu "dating histories", nonnas? No need to be specific about who they are, I'm just curious to see how others have developed over the years.

No. 306927

>>306911
Oh I could write way too much about this, I was actually going through my old diaries and drawings last month because I wanted to see how much I wrote about 'husbando' kind of stuff.
Apparently '60+ anime crushes' that I don't remember at all in middle school.
Was obsessed with Albedo from Xenosaga in high school until the 3rd game ruined it.
Got into some comic guys until retcons ruined it.
Found my current main guy in 2011 but didn't really get obsessed until his second game came out.
Other two mains 2016-17. Had some flavor of the month guys from games and watching LP's. Have some guys on my list I still like but because of how their games ended It's not a lot of current fantasizing.
I'm always on the lookout when I start something new for potential new bachelors.

No. 306940

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>>306764
I tried it out

No. 306957

>>306911
I made a chart with all of my long term husbandos over the 10+ years ive been a husbandofag, kind of eye opening to see my weird taste right in front of me

No. 306966

>>306940
Good job Nonna

No. 306968

>>306940
wow, that looks great

No. 306974

>>306927
Wow! It's neat that you have things to look back on and recall your old forgotten husbandos from.
>>306957
I'd love to see it!

No. 306979

>>306911
it always warms my heart to see anons who would marry their husbandos!

i've been obsessed with romance my entire life, so i had a bit of an early start. my first husbando was from an obscure cartoon and he was very unlike any of the others i fell for (i.e. a decent person). it never went beyond holding hands but i still consider him my first love, because my feelings were incredibly intense. i was maybe like 6. i still love him as a character, even if my heart belongs to someone else.

my second one i stumbled upon only 2 years later. he's the one my heart belongs to btw. though after the honeymoon period i did ignore his existence for quite a few years and even had many other husbandos. but then i saw all the extra content, and that was it. he was the first one i mentally went to third base with, the one that makes me love any thing or character that reminds me of him, but more importantly i feel an overwhelming desire to understand him, like he is a law of the universe. i think it's what our relationship would look like if he were real, i would resist my savior complex, try to pretend i can build a life as rich and colorful without him, but we would always come back to each other, even after years apart.

No. 306987

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>>306940
Massive improvement. Thank you nonny!

No. 306990

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>>306897
So I'm not the only one with a shameful Jjba crush?

No. 306995

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>>306910
I had already thought about Shizuo with kids, so the whole Akane arc ascended me to a new plane when I got there, nonna! I remember gushing for months at least. I actually went back to rewatch the scene and it's cute how unsettled Tom and Shinra are, expecting a blow-up at the mention of Izaya but Shizuo has some of Kasuka's acting prowess to reassure her. The immediate following scene kills me too. His hands are bloodied from furiously ringing the doorbell and shaking the door handle of one of Izaya's hideouts and then he furiously stomps down several floors of a stairwell while growling and grunting. "That's twice you've wasted my time, so I'm gonna kill you twice!" kek, Shizuo, my love.

>>306897
You'll be at risk of bi man STDs but don't let it stop you nonna, kek. Live a fun life, not a long one.

No. 307002

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4 inches soft, 7 inches erect, slightly curved to the left, bubblegum pink, no pubic hair or body hair in general, circumcised, slightly veiny on the bottom, tight round ass

No. 307006

>>307002
>4 inches soft, 7 inches erect
small

No. 307008

>>307002
Why would he be circumcised though

No. 307009

>>307008
iirc he's a brit

No. 307010

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>>307006
For sure, and i absolutely want to humiliate him for it until he's on the verge of tears.

No. 307011

>>306940
you're doing god's work ilu

No. 307012

>>307009
It's really not common in the UK or most of Europe to circumsize, especially not in the last few decades. Maybe just headcanon a phimosis-treatment

No. 307013

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>>307010
Wow, nonna, you're so cool. Keep talking. Let's bond over making our men cry from overwhelming humiliation.

No. 307015

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suicide pact with tsukishima…

No. 307018

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>>307015
Novo don't die you're so sexy haha

No. 307019

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>>307018
Nooo, not novo kek
More Tsukishima

No. 307021

>>306911
I've been an husbandofag as long as I can remember. My first fictional crush was at 6 years old, it was for a videogame character and I was obsessed. I loved talking about him to others, but nobody would understand so they just saw me as the weird girl to make fun of. I have this embarrassing memory of our elementary school teacher asking us to draw what we wish would come out of Mary Poppins's bag, for some reason, and I drew him, wishing he would come out of there and get togheter with me. We had to show it so the whole class ended up seeing it. My child-self really was a master of embarrassing herself kek
Obviously at the time I didn't knew things like this existed so I thought I was the only one, but as I discovered the internet I found that many other people had fictional crushes too, and they were writing about it, so I've started reading fics and created my own self insert, and then the rest is history.

I have this thing of getting hyper fixated on stuff for different periods of time until I switch to the next thing, so I've had some main husbandos over the years.
For my current main one I don't have a particular story yet, since I've know him for like less than 2 years.
My best friend recommended to me an anime she liked, she showed me some clips and panels of the manga with him in it and I felt the spark the moment I saw him. I binge watched the anime and fell in love, but I wanted more so I read the manga, and I fell even more in love. which was very unusual for me to do because I despise reading, I'm an anime-only in fact, but I guess that just shows how much he mattered to me
I created an au to self insert into, started drawing him, writing fics with him and thinking about him basically everyday about all kinds of stuff, from romantic scenes to just dumb stuff without any romance involved because I love the universe and it's characters. and of course, being very sad because he will never be real
It's a pretty uninteresting story, but I wish this love will continue for many, many years to come.
He's got something special that I can't quite explain, he's very dear to me and I love him very much.

No. 307034

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Can't even focus, these vampires are getting hotter and hotter. I don't want to fight em quite the opposite!!

No. 307041

Are husbandos that come from your imagination allowed? I made myself a husband to think about when I get lonely but he’s so wonderful that sometimes I just feel sadder knowing he’ll never be real. I made him a sim too kek, I can’t quite get him to look or act how my husbando would though. I hope that somewhere in another universe we’re together.

No. 307042

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obligatory hetalia post a la 2011 to complete the circle of retardation

No. 307047

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He's such a classy boy, I love him.

No. 307054

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>>306911
I've always been really lovesick throughout my whole life, ever since I was very little I would think of imaginary boyfriends and such.
So my first husbando was I think Hookocho I was more retarded and a child I fantasized a lot about changing him and making him a better person for some reason, maybe I've always had a terrible savior complex after all.
Then I fell in love with Link from the Ocarina of time game, his pixels were the prettiest ones of the whole N64 games. That was an intense love, I would larp with a friend in school that our husbandos were real and everything. But then, I grew up just a bit, and feel in love specifically with Fierce Deity link, that was just, love at first sight.
And sure, sometimes I ended up creating husbandos based on irl moids I would interact with at school, but I would always go back to Link and Fierce Deity because they were perfect.
When I got older I mostly kept thinking of Link, I would still replay Majora's Mask as much as possible just to get Fierce Deity's mask and watch how he attacked the bosses, and if I hadn't misplaced my 64 I would've replayed it nowadays like usual.
During my hetalia phase I fell in love with America, I liked him a lot, I really have a thing for blonds I guess, I even have the plushie I got of him during the first anime convention I've gone to as a teen.
For a while I thought I was in love with Hatsune Miku's genderbend version, but then I noticed that while listening to some music, I would mostly fantasize about Link.
Sometimes I would think that maybe I was supposed to "fall in love" with irl moids for a some sort of "sense of duty"? Like I "had" to get a boyfriend to "prove" I was likeable or something, I don't know, I just never truly had boyfriends irl because in the end, irl moids are trash, 2D boys will always be perfect, even if they're not perfect, they will change for you.
In highschool I fell in love with Megatron, it's funny, I will never stop misremembering a DeviantArt post talking about how every transformer's fan goes through the same "cycle" (fall in love with Bumblebee, then Optimus, the bumblebee again, then starscream, then bumblebee again, then Megatron, Optimus again, and then you actually fall in love with the robot you really like the most) it was kind of like that, I could be wrong, honestly, some of my teenage and childhood days feel like they were just memories made by my imagination.
But yeah, I spent most of my late teens in love with megatron, everyone in my close friend's circle from Uni knows me as the (autistic) robot fucker that would talk about how superior is robot sex. I kind of fell out of love though, I don't know, I guess it just happened, I was actually pretty sad and felt empty for quite a while, because I was in love with him for like 9 years.
And then, it happened, it's kind of funny, I would always end up loving Link the most, I think it's like being an old couple that just loves each other, I don't really talk much about him, but I just love my beautiful midget, he's amazing.
What happened was that I started playing more otome games again, I fell in love hard for different gacha game boys, I admit it, I guess the heart isn't wise sometimes and it makes the brain do stupid things that the soul never regrets, like falling in love.
Now I have a harem of husbandos, I love them all very, very much, I don't know what would be of my life without them.
If I could look nice and get lots of money before I don't have much energy to move around, I would love to get a photoshoot done with my husbandos, I was thinking of very well done prints or photoshop, so I can somehow make real all of the fantasies I think about. Like coffee dates, fancy dates at the multiple places I've traveled to, hanging out at home, cuddles, reading together, playing with my dog, at the beach, visiting museums, going back home from work and so much more.
Everything, I just want to be able to have some sort of "proof" of the happiness I feel when I think about them, they make everything interesting, less scary, calm, nice, sweeter, tastier, funnier. They really make my life better.

No. 307062

>>307041
i've been doing that since i was a kid, it started because some of the characters i liked were so obscure i had to come up with most of their personality myself kek. now i have an entire strain of old ocs that are an embarrassingly accurate insight into how my taste changed. did you manage to make yours long term?

No. 307066

>>307054
Not the OP who asked the question, but your story is so sweet nona. Glad I wasn't the only one who talked about her husbandos at school. but unlike me you still continued when you were older, I really admired that. Being bullied about it made me ashamed of doing it so after elementary school I kept it all to myself, so I'm glad you didn't have the same experience.
I've never been into transformers, only watched a couple of the live action movies, but for some reason I had a short period of time where I loved Megatron too. I have a thing for giant robots and he's evil and cool so I guess it did the job kek.

A photoshoot with the husbandos sounds like such a cute idea. I would love if there was some kind of technology that makes them appear in photo with us and make it seem authentic and in character, like they pose with us, change expressions and everything. I hate being photographed but for them I would do it, don't care if I'm not photogenic.

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>>307066
Thank you, nonnie! I tend to think about my love history from time to time, it's nice to organize my thoughts like this!
It's kind of funny, I got bullied for falling in love with irl moids, not for liking 2D guys. It really showed me how shitty are they from an early age
Megatron's voice is quite alluring tbh, I think that's like his main appeal, his transformers prime design is beautiful though, that's the one that made me finish making it click, and his More Than Meets The Eye personality mixed with his new design was like a nail in my heart kek.
Nonnie! I actually saw a filter yesterday that makes it seem like some hot 2D guys are hugging you and such, it was mostly on dumbass joke videos so I haven't found out the name of the filter, but I'm sure that maybe it could get commissioned if there's already like a base of actions made somewhere.
The classic would be photoshopping the husbando in a picture, I actually want to try photoshop again just so I can do something like pic related, and it's honestly quite great, nobody would notice that you're posing with your waifu/husbando if you keep the poses as natural as possible.

No. 307105

>>307047
Wow, beautiful!
>>307054
AYRT, this is so cute, nonna. I can feel the love you have for your husbandos and how much they've impacted your life.

No. 307110

>>307054
>if I hadn't misplaced my 64 I would've replayed it nowadays like usual
You know you can just download it and emulate it on your computer, right?

No. 307111

File: 1673282313509.gif (3.07 MB, 540x543, muerte.gif)

I want him

No. 307119

>>307111
Me too nonny

No. 307133

I still have 7 games with my husbando in them left to enjoy, but I already worry about what I'll do when I run out and can't look forward to playing a bit and learning more about him and his world each night…

No. 307187

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A late happy new year nonnas! I've missed contributing to this thread!

>Are you nonnies into bullying your husbandos?

>>304877
Bullying is out of the picture however teasing is a different story - having a husbando that gets flustered by the slightest misunderstanding is a huge turn-on, for example, running towards him like there's some sort of emergency but in reality I want to lift his shirt and bite him.
I have no idea how to flirt, therefore it'd be me embarrassing myself until I think I'm doing it right.

>Any other nonnas think about having kids with their husbandos/waifus?

>>306628
I find this question hilarious because just the other week I imagined months after we settled down, we tried for kids..
Due to my condition there's a high chance of me having a miscarriage and a plethora of other issues, so it's either adopting a kid or surrogacy. On the other hand he'd be a great dad! I can easily see him being the playful + dependable type since he has a younger sister. He would go above and beyond for them, even going as far as taking every step necessary to give them the best childhood, compared to his. He'd also be a stay-at-home dad, I just can't see him working at a soul-sucking job instead of one he's passionate about.

>What do you think the kids will be like?

I haven't thought about that in detail, but if we had two kids, preferably girls, one would be the adventurous type while the other would be quieter. If it's one kid, either personality could work.

>>307002
This sentence alone gave me goosebumps and made me horny. If Takakura isn't at least six inches I'll fucking crush him.

No. 307190

>>307133
is this about Kiryu or Majima

No. 307198

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My girls. My bosom friends. I have questions.

Some nonnas have written that you write fanfiction of your and your husbando. Do you share it as reader insert or whatever or keep it to yourself? How involved do your stories get? Are they just a thousand words of you and your husbando having tea or is it millions of words-long epic story with a plot somewhat?

For the nonnas who write and draw. How do you keep it secret? Do you have a password protected file or a locked safe etc lmao? I'm so embarrassed. I want to keep him to myself like a secret stash of expensive cigars or chocolate.

I'm sorry if these have been answered before. Anyway I've been fixated on this horsefaced fucker for 20 years, here he is, this is my confession

No. 307200

>>307079
Thanks for informing me nona! I didn't know this filter existed, I tried to search it but I couldn't find the name either. I think photoshop is still the best option, so I wish you good luck on creating the cutest pics of your dreams with your wonderful husbandos. I'm sure they will be very happy to be in photos with you!

>>307198
About fanfictions: I keep them to myself, only made them read to two of my friends. I have a whole au based on the story of the series, changing it slightly to fit my oc/self insert in, creating a whole backstory and other OCs related to her to make her believable and fit in with the universe, so I think I can say that I'm pretty involved in it.
Even if I have a whole arching plot I only write one shots, that still keep a continuity with each other though. Sometimes they're short, and sometimes they reach like 10+ pages kek. the doc i use for fics reached 50 pages, but I haven't wrote anything new in a while since I've been hit by an horrible writer block that just won't go away, and I hate it even more because I keep having lots of ideas for fics to write and things to change in older fics.

For drawings: I still haven't drawn any self shipping art, for now I've just done fan art, but generally, even when I did it years ago, I just kept it in a folder between all my other drawings, nothing fancy to hide it or things like that. Nobody looks into my stuff anyways.

No. 307204

>>307198
I just write a few paragraphs in a notepad file when I have an idea, not even bothering with proper grammer or keeping a consistent tense, sometimes I add little side comments. I do quick copy paste it back and forth through word to clean up the typos though. I don't share it, I don't really feel like sharing it because then I'd have to clean it up into a properly formatted thing.
I don't bother hiding the files or my physical drawings because nobody else uses my computer and I don't live with snoops who would go through my papers.

Anyway, today Mom asked what I was laughing at and I had to awkwardly stifle myself because I was thinking about my husbandos gap moe sweet tooth…

No. 307206

>>307190
No, haha, it's about a guy from a Kiseki game.

No. 307207

>>307006
>>307010
sisters…i mean no offense when i say this, but a 7 inch erect penis isn’t small at all. it’s above average

No. 307209

>>307198
if you go through the effort of writing it pls share, you can post anonymously on ao3 and you never know if there’s someone out there looking for the same things as you

No. 307211

>>307207
I'm sorry to break it to you, but it is small at worst and average at best. It's absolutely not above average. I got out my measuring tape both times for this, nonna.

No. 307214

>>307211
I hope you're just shitposting but if not you really should at least try a dildo. I'd want the guy to be able to go balls deep, but I'm pretty sure I can't take more than 6 inches.

No. 307216

>>307214
I'll admit to being a bit of a size queen but you better drop medical references if you're trying to tell me that I've been so lucky in my sex life. That's average sized, 4 inches is only the length of an index finger. Maybe you don't get horny enough, the vagina is supposed to expand upon arousal.

No. 307227

>>307062
That’s cute, anon. I’m kinda curious about the obscure characters now. Can’t relate to the change in tastes much though cause my type has been fixed since birth kek. To answer your question: my crushes on preexisting fictional characters never lasted more than a couple of years and my first boyfriend OC only a few months—though he was a sort of blueprint for my husbando—but I’ve adored my Harold since I created him 3 or 4 years ago (I think, the COVID-19 pandemic really memed my temporal perception) and I hope it’ll stay that way. I do still develop crushes on real males unfortunately, now almost only if they remind me of Harold. They fade fast though because nobody compares to him.

No. 307232

>>307216
Where the fuck do you live where ~10cm is the size of an index finger and ~18cm is small? Are you an old school yaoi uke?

No. 307235

>>307198
I write reader/character one-shot fanfics and post them on ao3. People seem to like them, I get some kudos and in my most recent fic I received my first two comments. They said they like how I write him and he's very sweet which motivated me to get better at writing. Now I'm reading books on creative writing and doing the exercises hoping to get better. I plan on writing a multi chapter fic showing how they met and fell in love.

No. 307269

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I miss drawing styles like the one we see on Hellsing Ultimate. Besides the drawing style, Alucard's demeanor is so enticing. I find him dangerously sexy.

No. 307286

>>307232
This reply has me in stitches

No. 307291

>>307269
god this. alucard is my kryptonite, i feel like a 16 yo tankie for it but idc.

No. 307294

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>>307291
Same here, nonna

No. 307299

>>307269
He's so fucking hot

No. 307304

>>307269
Damn, Solid&Etc, what a blast from the past, I used to obsessively check her website daily to see if she had updated anything new. Maybe I'll try to track some of her doujinshis, they can't be that expensive nowadays.

No. 307322

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>>307269
I liked father anderson better

No. 307340

>>307269
oh NO… new autism unlocked

No. 307342

>>307340
>new autism unlocked
You are absolutely revolting

No. 307343

>>307342
nta but what's your problem?

No. 307346

>>307342
die mad about it then i don't know

No. 307348

>>307342
Kek what even is this response?

No. 307351

I drew my husbando and I accidentally made his head too small goDDAMMIT AHHHH I'm so mad because I was so happy with it until I took a step back and realized it looks off. At least I can fix it digitally but I'm still embarrassed about my mistake.

No. 307358

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>>307002
great taste nonnie, he's so cute and he has a lovely lean build

No. 307365

>>307358
Ayrt, i am digging up my old ds and buying this game as soon as possible. Man do i want to just grab his dick and wrap my hands around his waist.

No. 307384

>>307342
Maybe don't spend time on the autist site. Or do you struggle to be tolerated elsewhere, too?

No. 307395

>>307358
what game is this

No. 307401

File: 1673437040141.png (249.01 KB, 1612x828, 69957.png)

>>307365
>>307395
it's the Code Geass Lelouch of Rebellion ds game. unfortunately it's only in Japanese but idgaf all I wanna see is Lulu's ass in that cat costume

No. 307412

>>307291
what do tankies have to do with Alucard

No. 307432

File: 1673462115484.gif (1.32 MB, 448x322, anime-vash.gif)

Roach man

No. 307435

>>307432
I love him. I LOVE HIM.

No. 307436

>>307435
Me too nona, me too. Let's love him together.

No. 307500

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>>307269
his long dark hair is what really does it for me nona

No. 307501

>>307432
LOVE AND PEACE! 60 MILLION DOUBLE DOLLARS!!!

No. 307502

>>307501
*billion, fuck

No. 307503

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>>307436
I love him so much! With a sweet smile like that, he could ask me for anything and I would comply. I bet he can't wait for spring so he can roll in the grass. I want to take him out on a picnic somewhere where it'll just be us. I wanna toss our food scraps into the air and have him gun em to bits like clay pigeons. ♥
Hope you're all well and thriving, nonnas!

No. 307541

I live for being able to play a little of the game my husbando is from each night and immerse myself in his world, but I have to be away from home for a few days soon without my console. I'm going to feel so empty and sad without him. I hate reality.

No. 307547

>>307541
>I hate reality
I feel this.

No. 307548

>>306694
I want to break my teeth on his arse

No. 307559

File: 1673554666504.jpg (172.14 KB, 735x825, 41b1d0d3ce11241f96903d6b7d9700…)

I know I'm a loser but the Sugimoto nendo announcement legit made my day. I've been waiting for it since 2021
Sugiwives we won

No. 307592

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Being on a mood lately

No. 307601

>>307592
But do you want to make him feel appreciated or do you want to make him feel worse than dirt?

No. 307602

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>>307541
Maybe you can save a few pics of him to your phone to scroll through? The official game with my husbando has one scene with him and is from 2012, I make him in the character creation in a lot of the games I play when I'm not playing as myself so I can look at him more kek

No. 307608

>>307602
I think I will! Thanks for the suggestion!

No. 307617

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>>307601
I want him to make me feel worse than the dirt he walks on and then having him pour boiling coffee on my chest

No. 307618

>>307541
Try to find a no-commentary long play or a 'game' the movie youtube video?

I'm recording all the conversations my guy has in my current playthough of his game so I can rip the good voice lines to listen to when I want to immerse.
Once I upgrade my computer I have to figure out if I can just rip all the lines from the game files directly.

No. 307624

>>307618
This is also a good idea! Thank you nonnas for helping me find ways to be with him even while I'm away… I'd never cinsidered ripping his voice lines, and that's definitely something I'd enjoy having for the long run.

No. 307646

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Literally me

No. 307829

>>306628
I'm quite tokophobic so I don't really like thinking of this but one time I stumbled upon those Instagram baby photo accounts down an Internet rabbithole and I saw this half Asian, quarter black, quarter white (those #mixedkids accounts are a trip but all Insta baby accounts are honestly) baby that reminded me of him and myself. However, he's already in his mid fifties and not getting any younger and both of us are already pretty damn autistic so the babies we'd make would be severely retarded and probably manlets too since I'm below 5'. He's already raised children before and hopefully he doesn't get the empty nest syndrome, or if he does he should just go back to the orphanage.

No. 307937

they titillate my daft punk sense

No. 308116

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I love this Sugimoto pic because it titillated even non Sugifags

No. 308121

>>307646
Who is the artist? She's literally me.

No. 308129

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Finally have the spaghetti I've been craving for over a week, immediately crave Italian dick after the last bite. Mamma mia!

No. 308153

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I just feel like he would kill anyone who even came near me and would be like a protective dog

No. 308164

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I wish there was more fanart of him

No. 308167

My husbando's birthday is on the same date as my mum's. I think it'll be a bit weird to decorate a whole venue for someone fictional so I might buy a huuge slice of cake, a bouquet or do something else. Any other ideas?

No. 308220

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Am I the only one who thinks about sad scenarios with their husbandos? I don't mean with bad arguments of breakups, but comfort scenarios regarding eachother. For example about a sad thing relating to them, a particular event related to the plot, or just related to personal problems. Them opening up to you or protecting you counts too obviously. I have such a thing for strong and protective guys, so I picture him being like my knight in shining armor. Cheesy I know, but I like it. He did teasingly call Kaede "my queen" so it fits
If so, what are your comfort scenarios nonas? I love reading all your fantasies.

For me, I've already mentioned before how bad I want to hug him, surprising him with this gesture of affection he isn't used to, being so touch starved and all. But many many times I had thoughts of him comforting me with my bad thoughts and insecurities too.
I really admire his perservance and how much he's focused on his goal, not caring about what others think or the obstacles he has to face to reach it, so I would be afraid of dissapointing him by not being strong enough. He may not be good with words, he's more a "shows affection indirectly with his gestures" kind of guy, but in various occasions he shows that even with simple words he can mean a lot. I find it very cute picturing his ways of reassuring me. he also would give me lots of headpats and I love that so much kek
>>308167
I've never celebrated my husbando birthday, but maybe on that day you can dress in ways that remind you of him. Not cosplay of course, just related to his color scheme or favorite color if he has one. Nobody would notice, it's a thing only you would know, so it will make it more special.
Doing a fan art to wish him happy birthday or a short fic is also a good option.

No. 308226

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Two cuties

No. 308243

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>>308220
Oh nonna, everything you wrote is so sweet! Don't be embarrassed for being cheesy! I think about the same things so much! I admire my love's intense and unwavering dedication towards the people he respects and his friends and found family. I would worry about not being good enough or disappointing him somehow, but we have the same ferocity for the people we care about and aren't for picking on the weak so maybe my negatives would be outweighed. I relate to him and some of his close friends a lot, I think he could understand a lot of my problems even if he doesn't always grasp the depth or nuances of some of them - he would try his hardest to and always listen to me. Of course I'd want to hear anything he wants to open up to me about too. Good or bad, anything about his mom, dad, or the traitorous friends that took advantage of him or dealing with the system or being on the streets. I want to support him in bettering himself and I want to be part of the warm home he returns to. He could be crass, fumble or use words incorrectly and I wouldn't mind, I'm the same way. His genuineness in being himself is so charming.

I'm rather ill physically and mentally so I think a lot about how he'd try to go about comforting me. I like to think that I'd be a high priority, for better or worse I might accidentally remind him too much of his ill mother. Sometimes all I need is to be held and reassured, kind murmurs in my ears and back rubs whilst in his arms, or to be taken on a midnight ride. I want to press my head against his back and hold his midsection on a scooter or bike in the fresh night air. Other times I imagine an array of things. Like him trying to cook slightly elaborate meals for me and something going awry because he doesn't understand cooking measurements, so he has to give up and get take out anyway or go with something simplistic but still perfect to the both of us like grilled fish or salad. I could listen to him tell me about whatever he's listening to lately, in general or as a much needed distraction, and he could show me a new dance move or beatbox to get a smile or laugh out of me. Dancing with him would be so nice, no matter the genre of music. I'm a flowers kind of gal as well and it wouldn't matter if they're handpicked or if he bought a bouquet, I would find it really touching and romantic even if I'm always sad to see them wither.

Maybe I've repeated myself once or twice before, sorry. ♥

No. 308274

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>>308243
Aww nona thank you, I'm glad we share the same thoughts!
Everything you wrote is so sweet and adorable, my heart is filled with serotonin, I couldn't stop smiling while reading it.
You two are such a perfect couple, the way you help and understand each other really makes you look like soulmates.
I love the thought of midnight rides so I can already picture the scene you two riding in the night. Like passing by the sea illuminated by moonlight, the road empty thanks to late hour, and just the two of you together, enjoying the silence of this beautiful atmosphere.
I'm sure he would make the perfect husband, lucky that he's Italian too, so you can eat all the many delicious dishes of Italian cuisine. as an Italian myself, I can confirm. On the same note, feels weird that Jojo made many people start simping for Italian men and get curious of the culture. I'm not complaining, Italian is a beautiful language, I just find it funny that we're represented by hot beefy men. If only there were actually men like this here kek
It's admirable how much you care about him despite his bad past and all, helping him get better and forget all the suffering he experienced, it's something I always do with Ohma too. Yeah sure, one could say he's got lots of flaws, but they're what makes him special. If he was just a normal dude who fights then it wouldn't be the same.
Btw, don't worry about repeating yourself, while writing the previous post I was about to tell a fantasy I already wrote myself. I think of the same scenarios multiple times so I end up repeating myself a lot, but hey, who cares. What matters is having fun doing it.

I'm really sorry that you have to endure all those problems nona, may he make them all dissappear with a passionate kiss and a sweet "Ti amo", so you don't have to think about them anymore ❤️

No. 308474

'Thank you for not giving up on me.'
oh Rasputin is lucky I'm not into Exo's.
But that really made me want my main guy to say that to me.

No. 308654


No. 309539

>>308654
Destiny
I almost fell for the robot again.

No. 309541

File: 1674088264308.png (474.54 KB, 827x501, Rasputins.png)

>>309539
Also
Left Rasputin the Warmind, his 'new' personality is really cute but I need hair on my androids.
Right Rasputin aka Kotomine Kirei, the asshole who didn't respond to my summons but I wonder if there's porn with him and Gudako yet.

No. 309543

File: 1674101405839.gif (5.47 MB, 536x640, B66BD7E6-FEAE-4559-948C-3C87D0…)

Finally got to watching those avatar movies

Now I’m a furry
Seriously though he is so precious

No. 309551

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>>309543

Could 1000% understand why Neytiri had 3 kids with him right after the other. The hair sex scene from the first movie absolutely changed my brain chemistry. I just know he mindsoul fucked her so good ugh

No. 309553

>>309539
Your will is too strong nonna i fell the picosecond i saw him

No. 309557

File: 1674117397125.jpg (Spoiler Image, 280.93 KB, 2650x1125, 1671505497668.jpg)

>>309543
>>309551
not with those micro dicks

No. 309558

>>309553
Well I'm already breaking my rule of only one guy per universe with both my Warlock and Crow being on my list so Ras can sit with Variks and Asher as guys I think I love too but not as much.

No. 309565

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>>309557

Idc about their dicks I want to get mindfucked by his tentacle hair thing.

No. 309580

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I love his edgy rat-boy ass. I kind of headcanon him as being one of those tactical gear enthusiasts, he gets real snobby about different brands/the fabric they use. Sometimes gives himself piercings when he gets antsy and bored. He tries to keep up his edgy appearance, mostly because he likes feeling cool, but secretly because it soothes a part of him and gives him security, it keeps people at a distance but once he feels safe enough to let you in, he shows what a big, charming softie he is. he jumps at the chance to take care of you when you're sick or injured, taking extra care to be gentle when he's cleaning your wounds and patching you up. and of course, he's expertly trained in first aid and can wrap up bandages perfectly. he always says "shh it's okay" if it stings too much or if you cry. he loves nothing more than seeing your face light up tasting the dishes he cooks; you can see the glint in his eyes and the sides of his mouth curl into a gentle smile as he brings you a fresh stack of pancakes for breakfast in bed. At first, he brushes off your attempts to take care of him and his injuries, leaving them to heal on their own, you know he doesn't like it because of his own self-hatred, but eventually he allows himself to be taken care of too little by little. He turns his face away when you clean up his wounds, not because he can’t stand the pain but because he can’t stand being vulnerable. You softly caress his bandaged-up arm and watch as his ear flick – he only does that when he really likes something, you’ve seen him do it when he’s listening to his favourite music or when you’re both watching one of his favourite movies on the couch and you run his hands through his chest fur, or when he’s trying out a new recipe and gets really into it. “Nice work.” He murmurs, hiding his embarrassment and keeping his face turned away. As much as you would like him to not hide his true emotions his bashfulness is pretty adorable. I could write about him all day nonnas I need to stop.

my brainrot has gotten so bad that I had a dream that we planned to go on a date around valentine’s day but the restaurant ended up catching on fire before he got there so we had to reschedule rip

No. 309609

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>>309557
Idc as long as I know he’s twice my height and can give me good cuddles

No. 309635

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mucho sexo tachibana

No. 309650

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He's caring, sweet, attentive, optimistic and mindful

I know he's very goofy and clumsy sometimes but he has a genuinely kind, warm soul. I would appreciate having someone as dedicated as him by my side, I know he would take care of me and show me his lil silly crafts

No. 309651

>>309650
I loved him as a kid lol

No. 309655

File: 1674182840461.png (1.14 MB, 800x800, ohoto.png)

You know how people put photo cards in these cutesie holders? Does anyone have examples of doing this with like trading cards or just 2D characters in general? I want inspo for my own kek

No. 309661

>>309580
Can I be at your wedding? Your Shadow posts make me happy, I can tell you truly love each other

No. 309680

>>309558
Wew that many? Is the game worth picking up for the husbandos?

No. 309684

File: 1674212606993.jpg (201.09 KB, 883x386, Destiny Men.jpg)

>>309680
Not really, most of them aren't really story relevant anymore, and they're mostly weird old men/aliens.
Special mention to Devrim, Mithrax and Drifter though.
Making this dumb collage I realized I like most of the male NPC's. I really want to know what Jolyon and Fenchurch look like too.
I still regret I never took some screenshots of Asher before Io went away…

No. 309685

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>>308274
Oh nonna, your reply filled me with serotonin. I've been flustered for days while trying to make time to reply. ♥ I'm such an unrepentant sperg for my man that I only have things of him, hopefully the first thing I saw on pixiv makes you happy! And thank you so much for the well wishes! Just having him nearby makes everything easier to handle. No matter my condition, I could watch him do anything and be contented.

I love Italian cuisine so much, it always has that warm homey quality and I love rustic things in general. It's probably obvious that I'm pretty old fashioned. Baking ziti or making homemade meatballs for spaghetti with him would bring me so much simplistic joy. I wouldn't even hate having to clean pizza dough off of the ceiling from Nara trying to show off. (I wonder if he can balance on Aerosmith to get it for me. I bet you could stand on Ohma's shoulders if he made a similar mess lol) I can imagine all the restaurants he could wine and dine me in too. And all the places in the restaurants we could boink while the chefs cook. That lasagna is gonna take awhile to heat up but I won't.

There's so many things to think about or think about doing with our men! You're right, we can't help it if we get stuck on our favorites. Ohma is so lucky to have your love and devotion! ♥ There's a lot Italian immigrants where I'm from, so some of the culture was always here to appreciate and join in with. I wish I picked up more Italian just for my fantasies lol. I don't want it to come off in any negative way, but I liked silly Italian American/mafia movies like Goodfellas and My Cousin Vinny before JoJo was big in my life. It's really funny to think about how JoJo is now a major representative of Italian men when Araki is just a fashionfag and weeb for other cultures. Older women like myself still think of Fabio or The Soprano men first lol

>>309655
No, but that's so cute! Looks like you only need an image to print out for it, you should do it, nonna!

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Thinking of war crime ridden dick again

No. 309729

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post songs that remind you of your husbandos, I'll start:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs

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>>309685
I'm glad you liked my reply so much nona! Don't worry, I too have my gallery filled with my man, so of course every picture of him makes me happy! Thank you❤️

Now that you're talking about it, cooking with them would be so much fun.
Sure, a big mess, but still fun.
Good thing that they have stronger arms so manual stuff will be less tiring. Would love to make Ohma taste the food as I'm cooking it and hear his opinion, I will keep an eye on him though or he will eat it all. I want to make him taste many dishes of Italian cuisine, I picture his eyes glowing realizing how good it is and eat it all until the plate is clean. He's a man of substance and I'm all for it.
that lasagna comment made me laugh, never thought of doing it in a restaurant. Sounds spicy. Who says the dessert needs to come last, am I right?

Thank you for saying he's lucky to have me. I'm a very insecure person so I don't value myself at all, that's why I always think that I would be the lucky one if I had him by my side. Makes me happy and flustered reading compliments like this❤️
no worries, I'm glad your happy to join our culture! I find it funny the way we Italians are portraied, especially when I hear people trying to imitate the heavy accent. While I can't relate to many of our portraits in media, my family isn't really a traditional one like those you see in series or movies, I can say that the meme of us gesticulating a lot is very true. It's a natural thing that I don't even notice doing, my hands just can't stay still kek

Have a pic of Narancia reading to you all the reasons you're amazing and why he loves you very much.
He probably spent hours secretly writing it for you because he didn't know how to properly explain them. Maybe with cute little drawings too!

>>309655
I searched for a bit, but the only thing I could find where the ones with picture of Kpop guys in them. I too think that printing an image would be good enough, maybe with a thicker paper though, so it doesn't break very easily.
Now I want one with Ohma very badly kek.

No. 309745

>>309729
Just letting Spotify go and finding way to many romantic/lewd dance songs.

No. 309747

>>308220
Anon, this was so sweet and really warmed my heart to read. It's wonderful that you two can grow together, you showing him the affection that is so foreign to him, soon he won't know how he ever lived without it. And I'm sure he would reassure you in his own way that you are a very valuable and important person and help you build up your confidence. I've been cheering on you and Ohma for a little while now, and it's always nice seeing all of your posts nona.

As for me, my husbando has a lot of trauma from everything he's been through and although I can't fix him, I can be his comfort and hopefully he can forget everything when he's with me even if it's for a moment. I imagine he has trouble sleeping and has a lot of night terrors and flashbacks so I want to be there to calm him down, cradle his head in my chest or lay him down on my lap, stroking his hair or his back until he falls back asleep. He's faced a lot of loss in his life that he can't accept, I have my own traumatic loss as well but nowhere near the hell he's been through. He also lost his parents right at the cusp of adulthood and had to take on responsibility for his sister and be an adult right away, so I'd like to bring a little whimsy back into his life, and also help him remember the little things he had since long forgotten, like the memories of Christmas morning with his family, or the first time he went fishing, anything but his work.

>>309655
Oh these are so cute! I love how they have iconic husbandos inside, kek. I actually have a set of Sanrio ones laying around, I was going to print out and decorate pictures with stickers to put in but haven't gotten around to it yet.

No. 309752

>>309729
Whenever I listen to this song I somehow end up thinking about Rook Hunt.

No. 309761

>>309752
Do you also play, fellow Rook anon? My favorite in that game is Blade, although it's not a husbando-tier interest.

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No. 309806

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When will he rip and tear my clothes off

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No. 309816

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i posted about this in /ot/ earlier cuz i was too scared to come here since it's the most basic husbando but i cant help it anymore nonas I CANT HELP IT AAAAA

No. 309819

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Holy fucking shit

No. 309821

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No. 309833

>>309747
Nona thank you so much, you're all too nice❤️ I'm flustered, my cheeks hurt from smiling when I read these posts. I'm very happy you like seeing my posts and cheer for me and Ohma. Never thought that my dumb spergning could amount to something kek. when I was a teen I really wished to see other people be interested in one of my husbandos and ship me with him, but then I abandoned that fantasy because of bad experiences. It warms my heart recieving so much support for something I really care about, no matter how dumb and cheesy it is

I'm really sorry for your traumatic loss and how much suffering your husbando has experienced, it's admirable how you care and look out for him, you two could slowly heal eachother together. I can understand the feeling of wanting to protect and comfort him, I'm sure he'll do the same, thinking of you as his only ray of light between all the dark thoughts in his head. Just like you said, when you will make him feel those happy memories again, he won't know how he ever lived without them. But this time those memories will be with you, so they'll become even more special!

>>309729
Dunno why, but this song makes me think of me and him together.
It's so romantic. I like to think the lyrics are what we secretly think about eachother.

No. 309837

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I think it's been over a year since I last posted here but my husband is back therefore I must return as well

He looks so miserable I love him so much

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>>309816
yes! his sociopathic and egotistical ways make me love him, even though i know he doesn't give a shit about women kek

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>>309761
I play as well! And yeah, Blade is adorable, but the coomer inside me also Quincy and Eiden specifically with his new hairstyle.
I just have a thing for certain voices to some extent, which is honestly one of the reasons why I fell in love with Rook, Rook's voice is like putting on a new pair of really fluffy earmuffs on a really cold winter or that feeling when someone gives your ears a massage, but sexy.

No. 309870

>>309833
Nice choice, I've been getting into some Alt Rock nostalgia lately and part of it was because my little brother likes this kind of music and my main is technically the same age as him so I wondered if he would be nostalgic about it too…

No. 309889

>>307322
god same here my eternal husbando

No. 309890

>>309838
thats what i'm saying!!! i'm so weak for villains/antiheroes, i want him to manipulate me so bad. although that footfag fujobait scene with L does make me think he's kinda zesty and would never pick me uwu a girl can dream

No. 309899

>>309819
Whenever I see this damage sprite I wanna pinch his little butt.

No. 309925

>>309743
It's a win-win for all of us, we get dishwashers and batter beaters and they get hot homecooked meals made with love. I hope Ohma at least saves you your portion! I'm lucky Naran knows to share so everyone gets fed, though I was thinking about how he might be territorial over packed lunches the other day. Gotta protect what's rightfully his.

>I picture his eyes glowing realizing how good it is and eat it all until the plate is clean.

Awh, I imagine the same thing with Nara. It gives me such a good feeling! Having my cooking appreciated really does it for me lol and oh the things you can get up to while waiting to be serviced, like being serviced lol

Oh nonna ♥ You sound like me, I know our men wouldn't want us to think so low of ourselves. You deserve the compliments from both Ohma and me. ♥ He probably has your picture tapped inside of his locker. I hope he does something cute for you in his downtime too. I bet Naran was writing his love notes and doodling instead of studying. The thought and that edit is so cute, I squealed! Simple touches really make his pretty violet eyes pop.No pressure but if it's something you've thought about, you should consider joining the server. We can gesticulate over our men and I can give you the smooch you deserve for being a sweetheart lol

>>309729
>post songs that remind you of your husbandos
Settling on just one is really difficult, I have a playlist that I'm always adding more to, so here's my favorite earworm one. [/spoiler]Tempting to be cliché and post Gangsta Boy or Ghetto Baby by Lana, or a fuck or rap song that I don't think other nonnas wanna hear like meme https://youtu.be/gE6MUAOdxmQ kek[/spoiler]

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a masterpiece worth ten billion yen… dazaifags, what's your favorite version of him
>>309890
good taste nona

No. 309937

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I want Big Boss to restrain me and give me a sloppy oral right. now.

No. 309943

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Jason Todd/Red Hood, My favorite Robin. My edgelord, i want all 200+ pounds of pure muscle of him 2 just lay on top of me and use him as a weighted blanket. also I just know his dick is big. He can fuck me like he hates the shit out of me.

No. 309955

>>309925
Yeah don't worry, he may eat a lot but he doesn't mind sharing. At first he wouldn't think about it because he's used to eating without a care in the world, but he'll start to remember it. I picture him taking another plate of food from the pan, going to take a bite but stopping to stare at me and ask "You want some?" with that sweet himbo-attitude of his that makes my heart melt. He also would worry that I don't eat enough and will remind me to do so.

The picture thing is so cute, I can see him do that after he finds out I have a picture of him with me. I would totally put a picture of us as my phone screen too.
He's a guy that shows his love through gestures rather than words and I have so many little headcanons regarding this and other stuff that I could make a whole list for it.

Yes, that edit is very cute! I randomly found it while searching for picture of Narancia with hearts and I thought it was very fitting. Glad it made you happy. I never used discord but I made an account just a few moments ago! I'll be very happy to chat with you❤️ I can't find the server though, I've scrolled in the previous thread because I remember there was a post about it somewhere but I couldn't find it. Maybe I'm dumb kek. As a non-english speaker, and a very anxious person, I fear that joining a whole server might be a little overwhelming for me, at least at first because you will be one of the first English-speaking person I'll have a chat with. I can post my discord info in new friend finder thread 2 with a pic of Narancia or Ohma so you know it's for you, and we can have a private chat togheter!

Your song choice is pretty fitting btw.

No. 309967

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Soo, who's the better Sasuke?

No. 309969

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I need to dream about him again…

>>304820
It makes me so happy he was included in the OP image! and I didn't have to do it myself this time

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No thoughts, head empty

No. 310001

i hate fandom memes. my husbando isn't a “babygirl”; he's a grown man. this is silly of me, but i have to say it!

No. 310003

>>310001
Mine is both

No. 310006

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This giant blue cat man is ruining my life

No. 310010

>>310003
He can be babe/baby, but definitely not 'babygirl' that's some ddlg shit.

No. 310019

Ok so i started reading some comics and how tf are you gonna tell me capeshit is intended for men? All those prime husbandos in masks and tight muscle hugging suits??

No. 310020

>>310019
It's all fun and games until your favorite gets hit by some retcons.
rip annihilation era cosmic marvel

No. 310025

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>>309955
Good! If he's the small gesture type, maybe he'll start portioning your plate for you to make sure you get enough. Then he can go back for seconds without concern too, gonna need those calories and proteins to maintain all that muscle. (I actually misread at first and thought "oh no, if he talks with his mouth full, I hope he at least pushes it into one cheek like a hamster first" kek) All this picture talk makes me think of photo booths; I want to pull Nara into one to take a string of them for his wallet. I think it'd last longer too, his phone is probably prone to getting busted.

Assuming you found the posts in the friend finder thread, I gave her a heads up so she shouldn't take too long to get a hold of you! Safer than posting your account too. It's okay to be anxious, but there's nothing to worry about. You're not the only ESL and no one is gonna be mean to you about it! Plenty of us started out shy and warmed up after lurking a bit. I'm easy to find amongst the ladies, so you can always hide in DMs with me if you want! ♥ Glad you liked it, I overplay that song for sure.

No. 310031

>>310019
For real, I never liked capeshit I thought it was too scrotish but honestly those tight suits are very revealing sometimes, it almost feels like fanservice

No. 310037

>>310019
I'm surprised you weren't put off by the sheer amount of babbling and scrote-tier writing. That's one of the reasons why I can't stand capeshit.

No. 310039

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IM SO IN LOVE WITH WOLF!!!! i've never been this stupidly in love with a FICTIONAL MAN, it's damaging my brain!!! i can't stop fantasizing about him, i need help!!!

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I'm the mammon lover just checking in to say I found Ohma-nonnie on friend finder, but I'm older than what she's comfortable with so I won't reach out and I love just bonding on this thread with horny nonnies.
Haven't played the damn game in over a month even though I know I have birthday messages from the characters and I think about him every day. Need a dating sim with him as the only option cause I've got tunnel vision and I'm not ashamed. and a R18 dlc with several options for graphic content thx

No. 310050

People who are interested in capeshit but can't stand scrotal writing need to get into tokusatsu. By nature anything too scrotal is toned down or confined to non-mainline side content.

No. 310054

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Happy belated birthday, Ogatito

No. 310068

>>310025
Nara as a hamster is so precious, imagine holding him in your hands and him being so happy about it. Now I want to see all the husbandos as cute hamsters kek just checked the friend finder thread, thank you so much Nona! You really helped me, I hope to see you soon in the server then!
>>310042
Glad to see you back Mammon-nona, hope your beautiful man is doing well. don't worry about the age thing, I didn't know what range to put because this is my first time chatting with other people online. I'll gladly make expection for people I already had a wonderful time talking with here, so feel free to contact me whenever you want❤️

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No. 310079

>>309967
Megumi would pout and sulk if you insulted him, but he'd become completely feral and bloody if you were in danger.

Aki would lose his virginity to you, and have to stop every minute or so apologizing because he doesn't want to come too fast.

At least that's how I imagine them. They're both brats in their own unique way but Aki is more appealing to me, since he seems like he'd be harder to get.

No. 310085

>>310076
nonni i'd tell u to do it if it was illustrated tbh

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>>310076
I used to be a Goro husbandofag a year ago and I made terrible financial decisions when I loved him, kek. I actually bought picrel that I'm trying to resell since I have a different fictional crush now. It's a total shot in the dark, but if you're ever in the market for this plush, maybe we could exchange emails? Would be nice to give him away to a fellow yumejoshi

No. 310099

>>310039
Tell us about him and your love for him, nonna, I love a good soulsbando and I never met anyone who was into Wolf.

No. 310123

>>310076
Price is pretty steep, though I get supporting fanfic writers. I thought it included all that merch for $40 but it's just for the book so meh. I say either splurge and get it all on a special occasion like your birthday or don't get it at all.

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>Missed all the Shadow talk last month
God damn, I need to check this place more often. He is my one and only.
>>304945
I love his tiny waist, just think, you could probably fit your hands all the way around it. You could squeeze his toned but soft belly and make your way up to that adorable little fluff on his chest and he'd look away, not able to maintain eye contact with you anymore out of embarrassment from the way you're feeling him up.
>>306628
It's really odd to come into this thread and see so many people against having kids with their husbando. Because god DAMN, I literally do not care if it's impossible on multiple levels, I want to make him a father. I'd probably be the one to bring it up, ease him into the idea. I want two beautiful hybrids with my husband.
>>309580
God Nonna I got sick the other day and all I could think about was him just caring for me. He'd be a bit more concerned than maybe he should be, since he doesn't know what it's like to be sick, and the last person he was close to was in danger of dying if she so much as got a cold. So he'd be like your angel, he'd watch over you and protect you and give you everything you need to get better even if you don't want it. Like, he's stubborn, you say you don't want the health drink to replenish electrolytes or whatever and he'd be all adamant that you at least take slow sips of it. Shadow murmuring soft words into your ear, husky breath grazing over your face. Cuddling into Shadow's adorable chest fluff and burying your nose into it, the soothing scent of lavender making you feel a bit better. And he's so strong even if he's small, he'd carry you to bed, but you wouldn't want him to unhand you. I'd personally drag him into bed with me. God he's so gorgeous, I think about him every day, I think about how much I want to be his wife, and maybe it's silly but I love that other people love him too since all he knows is manipulation and hate. He deserves all the love in the world and more and I wish every day thar I could give it to him and make him feel just a little bit happier, everything would be worth it to see the hints of a smile making its way onto that usually cold, reserved and stoic handsome face.

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>>310123
Right? Too expensive for what it is. But still…

>>310085
You’re right that illustrations would sweeten the deal. Actually she does some other merch packs and is a pretty good artist, I think she does a Goro one that is all illustrations but it’s not spicy enough for me. I wish I knew how to navigate Pixiv properly.

>>310090
Hello fellow Gorofag, I am very interested!! Yes please get in touch, my email is in the field

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>>310133
Sent an email!

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I am a simple woman. I get drunk, I post my senior citizen to the thread.

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>>310133
>>310142
Holy shit, fellow Gorofags on lolcow? Hey there! I might just email you later too!

Goro took over my life back way back when and I've been obsessed with him ever since. No other fictional man comes close to him. I love him so much.

No. 310250

>>310227
Your senior citizen have very perky and pinchable nipples.

No. 310260

Doing my latest playthough of his game and imagining where I'd be at every major story beat.
It's new game+ so I don't need all the random money and stuff scattered around, but I'm pretending he's picking it up for me.

No. 310261

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I have a huge crush on guys who wear masks, but this guy being Sweet + psycho and being morally gray is just heart emoji x1000
His normal form is also sexy, he's sweet with kids too more heart emojis

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>>310001
I take it as a silly joke

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idgaf about cod, never did but im enjoying all the sexy fanart

No. 310295

>>310001
Idk how I feel about memes in general but I've been avoiding his fan community because I'm scared of what I'll see and one of the first things I saw after dipping my toes in was an comic of him saying yas slay which is very ooc for him and now I have cancer. I think if the art was better or it was funny I might not have to die but I do now. I hate how weak minded I am…

No. 310316

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I will wait for him at the shore. Everyday I will sit down at dawn until dusk, hoping every ship is his. I will wait until I can smell the sea salt from his hair again.

No. 310323

>>310316
How do you feel about his daughter?

No. 310367

>>310323
Awful design, I love Ado, I would love to grow her with Shanks…

No. 310368

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Hes so pathetic…I love him

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caption says something like
>It's not elegant, so I'll confiscate it (The gun fits perfectly)

both of them… i love them so much……

No. 310392

>>310099
I love him so much!! I love everything about him. I love the size difference with almost any other character in the game, he's tiny and adorable!!!! I love his super obedient, loyal, and stoic personality that makes me see him as a puppy!!! (I know he's emotionally broken BUT I COULD MAKE HIM HAPPY)
I LOVE HIS VOICE, HIS NOSE, HIS EYES, HIS PERFECT JAWLINE!!!! I love that you can choose to give him some agency and you see him growing, even if just a tiny bit!
I love that he's kind in his own awkward way!!!!
I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND WANT TO EAT HIM!!!!

i just ordered his figma figure because i cannot continue living without something physical that reminds me of him

No. 310394

>>309937
Super hot anon, I used this as a pose reference and drew me and my husbando kek. I hope you get everything you want and more.

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>>310391
>Kasen
Ah, a nona of culture I see.
Please enjoy this screenshot I took of his thicc ankles.

No. 310449

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He's the only reason i'm reading that shit manga

No. 310450

I've been paying too much attention to voice lines lately and now I have completely mundane trigger words that make me think of my husbandos, like 'how' 'wait' and 'believe me'.

No. 310451

>>310449
The chapters are so short it’s unreadable now

No. 310452

>>310449
I'm kind of attached to Asa and Yoru (autistic solidarity or w/e) but holy shit the romcom slice of life direction is so mind numbing. Bring back Power and have a good fight scene already I don't give a fuck about Denji's retard ass getting a gf

No. 310453

>>310449
he better not get more action or hell die

No. 310473

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I like to listen to his theme and brood on the couch

No. 310475

I feel like shit. I just want him to hold me in his giant arms and rub my back.

No. 310495

>>310396
heheehe….. what a slut

No. 310504

>>310473
I love and respect you anon, he deserved better than most of his fates

No. 310508

>>310473
ugh i hated amnesia enough to drop it not even halfway through but i do kinda want to go back and play it just to see more of him…. anons is it worth it??????

No. 310509

>>310473
I've been playing laterxcrowd and I love his sweet personality and how he's kinda dumb. We need more cute borderline retarded anime boys

No. 310523

File: 1674878669465.png (138.32 KB, 709x1003, Fle7vKDaYAEr7zT.png)

I wanna ride him til his little plane can't lift off anymore and then drug him with viagra to keep going.

No. 310534

File: 1674884014533.jpeg (246.07 KB, 750x976, B1CAA410-224D-43B3-BD30-F496F4…)

I don't want to- I need to lick his face like a lollipop while sitting on his lap, playing with his hair and telling him that he's cute. Like this isn't a wish, this is something I need, like how I need to drink water or breathe.

No. 310538

File: 1674886995663.gif (1.46 MB, 498x281, karltwitch.gif)

My boyfriend Karl!

No. 310546


No. 310547

File: 1674906857728.jpg (209.16 KB, 1280x720, 085ef56a8479742f3665c44a3ce584…)

>>310504
Thank you anon and vice versa.
>>310508
Well, that depends on how willing you are to finish all the other routes to unlock his. His route is cool because of the context that it adds to his previous appearances and because he's the only character aside from Kent who is worthy of mc's love imo

No. 310571

File: 1674930158816.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 201.47 KB, 1106x1190, 69AC106E-05DA-4BA9-AD06-E7A361…)

me on top and my husbando on the bottom

No. 310574

>>310571
i don't like to shame in this thread, but please get help.

No. 310593

That's it, I am making a self-insert otome game about my husbando. I've already made visual novels so it won't be too hard, but so far every fan VN I've seen for this game has been harassed by weird purists/fujos/weebs who hate western players of the game and have been abandoned partly due to the hate (somehow self-insert fics/art only get a little hate but the VNs just enrage people).
I won't share it until it's done, or maybe never at all. I just need to use my obsession productively so I don't go insane.

No. 310599

>>310593
who is your husbando anon?? i think its a really cool idea

No. 310616

File: 1674971109022.png (107.26 KB, 512x512, 8123F4A5-80C3-4B26-8351-DB8574…)

He’s so adorable. Next time he nearly pisses his pants I want him to use my mouth as a urinal instead, I’d savor every drop, maybe even put some of it in a mason jar to preserve until he’ll freezes over

>>310574
Shut up normalfag

No. 310621

>>310616
please no, gross kinks get out. I'm a vanilla husbandofag.

No. 310632

>>310621
ma'am this is a hornyposting thread

No. 310633

>>310632
And I'm allowed to say a gross kink is a gross kink and keep it away from my boys by association.

No. 310638

>>310616
>>310621
Yeah, that's too gross for me too. At least spoiler it.

No. 310650

I've become obsessed with my husbando recently, to the point where I'm actively being nasty to my bf. It's almost like I'm cheating on my boyfriend (getting extremely annoyed at things he does, not finding him as attractive as my husbando, wanting to spend more time with my husbando etc.)

I don't know where this came from? I feel genuinely bad for my irl bf because he's a better partner than my husbando would be. I'm a little deranged currently, I think of my husbando every waking minute.

No. 310655

File: 1675012759991.jpg (72.76 KB, 1024x588, 2rxd5t.jpg)

>>310633
>>310638
How you look rn:

No. 310656

>>310650
You could simply be falling out of love with your boyfriend. Men are not even a flicker to the flame of their fictional counterparts; they compare worse in every imaginable aspect.
>I feel genuinely bad for my irl bf because he's a better partner than my husbando would be
Yeah, if he was real that may be true, but fictional men can't disappoint you or cheat on you or physically harm you. I don't mean to sperg but maybe your obsession with your husbando is symbolic of something a little deeper.

No. 310658

>>310571
NONNIE WTF IS THIS PICTURE KEK

No. 310661

>>310638
Pissing on him was based, being pissed on by him is cringe

No. 310664

File: 1675016567542.jpg (282.04 KB, 1280x640, 46c2acad184ddfca28be681842c0e2…)

Thinking about finally doing a disastrous things (microtransactions), I haven't been grinding much since I've been swamped with work & the banner for his most recent card ends in like 3 days… I'm 3 10 pulls away, maybe 2 if I milk everything dry. Even then I would have to spend like £30, which is money I do not have, I hate you autism.

No. 310668

>>310616
Both the kink and the guy are disgusting. Spoiler both, kek.

No. 310671

>>310661
This nonnie gets it

No. 310673

File: 1675020447486.jpg (173.38 KB, 894x894, fe82fec53e334bed4df65a4de17ec9…)

>>310668
Nonna, i can guarantee you scrotes have far worse fetishes and even some people on this very website, a little pee isn't gonna hurt anyone. When did this website become infested with sjws?

No. 310675

>>310673
Nevertheless she's right >>310668 about pissing on men even fiction ones. I do approve of him pissing himself and being humiliated by the fact but that never happens.

No. 310677

File: 1675021448469.png (1.05 MB, 1024x1326, stopstaring.png)

Anyway. This man eats pussy like a man starved and I refuse to believe anything different.

No. 310678

>>310677
Randomly seeing Jarlaxle on the site front page was a pleasant surprise lol. I bet you really liked the scenes where he had C-B tied up or where Kimmuriel walks in on him having an orgy kek.
Personally I thought Gromph was hot because of the book where he does sexy evil mind power stuff on Catti Brie.

No. 310679

File: 1675021969456.jpg (131.96 KB, 566x566, tumblr_nyw3tkPYyj1sim5sto1_128…)

>>310675
Don't mistake me, i want to see him piss himself and humiliate him over it, and it did happen in the anime IIRC the pissing part idk about the humiliation. All i want to do is humiliate and bully that pathetic little fuck.

No. 310680

>>310678
Unfortunately I haven't read his books yet and had no idea about either of those scenes, they sound great! Jarlaxle's a new crush because my friend packs our dnd campaign with husbando bait like the cringe nerdlets we are, so I'm still learning his full story.
Oh, Gromph is so hot it's scary. I'd sneak into Sorcere just to listen to him lecture. Once, because I can't imagine the consequences are worth it enough to do twice! What sort of mind power stuff would you want him to do nonna?

No. 310681

>>310679
>it did happen in the anime
Gonna need some more detail then this. I just remember this scene from the game

No. 310683

>>310681
I double checked just to be sure, and it doesn't happen, my apologies.

No. 310687

Are we allowed to gush about OC husbandos itt? I have a powerful need to be retarded and profess my love.

No. 310688

>>310687
You better, I'm getting PTSD from the pee-anon

No. 310690

>>310688
Same nonna, same. Jarlaxle didn't help so maybe yandere merman priests will do something. I'd love to hear about other nonnas OC husbandos if others want to share!
>>310687
Doublepost retardfest paragraphs incoming. I love my husbando so much from the tips of his stereotypical cotton candy hair to the webs between his toes. I love the shy breathy voice he gets when he's close to me, and how he smells like the sea but I can't sniff the salt on him until he gets really close, smelling too strong would make it harder for him to be a good (consensual) stalker. I have this running fantasy where I'm his unrequited ex-lover's protegee, and he sneaks onto our ship to visit me in secret. He's a known menace on the high seas, the priest to a ruthless ocean goddess who sinks the ships of any who forbid him board. My mentor would be displeased if he ever caught us together, so my beloved priest keeps out of sight during the day and sleeps under my hammock at night.
It's a little gross, but he has sharp teeth that constantly grow in, like a shark. So sometimes he'll collect his shed teeth and string them together to make a necklace for me. He tries to play it off as no big deal, but one look in those sparkly pleading eyes says that he hopes his gift is well-received. I don't care that I made him or how cringe it is, I just love him so much but know that his sort of love could only work in fiction because irl all of the traits I just listed would be red flag central. He also has a name that sounds like a regular word, so now I smile like an idiot every time I hear the word.

No. 310691

File: 1675029364228.gif (1.32 MB, 268x140, tumblr_o1e43jtzTV1uozhzuo6_r3_…)

I'm back, and I still think he's hot as hell

No. 310692

>>310691
Of course he is, his supersuit has flames on it

No. 310694

File: 1675030788634.gif (351.9 KB, 400x170, 2f468ccb-c6dd-42a4-925b-efeab2…)

>>310692
You get it

No. 310696

File: 1675031991329.jpg (706.02 KB, 1996x1384, fivecoursemeal.jpg)

I can't take it anymore I want Emet and Zenos to take me raw, bonus point if they're both in their psycho mode urgh

No. 310699

File: 1675036127999.jpg (36.18 KB, 564x759, 909a78520d0ca38b76a46be4dbe727…)

fuck me, NOW

No. 310703

when did so many nonnies become such prudes, piss kink ain't shit
i've gotten wet thinking about acid in my husbando's mouth, turning his tongue and bottom jaw into cherry slushie drool
live and let live, don't forget the full name of the thread
>retarded husbando hornyposting shitposting

No. 310704

>>310703
you want to play this game ? I dreamed of mine giving me flowers on a sunday afternoon while i baked cookies !

No. 310706

>>310704
Holy shit nona, that's hardcore. I don't think anyone can beat that.

No. 310709

>>310704
you're a gotdang jezebel, a floozy, i tell you huwhat
for shame

No. 310710

>>310703
Reminds when anon posted a bunch of fics recs and some of the nonnies whined that the fics were too dark, like nonny haven't you ever wanted to kidnap a man hold him prisoner in your basement??
>>310699
This might interest you. >>>/m/272288 It's Reigen

No. 310713

>>310710
kek just don't read them then, keeping your opinions to yourself is free
we're all here to be retarded, horny, and shitpost, no pissing on parades unless that's your kink

No. 310715

>>310710
i loved that fic thank you whoever posted it

No. 310718

>>310664
I'm a Luke gal but Artem is so hot and what every man should aspire to be, he gives me a wandering eye sometimes kek

No. 310726

>>310673
sjws love weird kinks, wdym
>>310703
i think the sam smith incident traumatized everyone

No. 310727

File: 1675052889108.png (79.8 KB, 600x337, EDDDA9EF-F54E-4901-9E25-C35DC2…)

>>310726
Sjws love weird kinks, unless the kink is your husbando’s pee apparently.

No. 310739

https://beta.elevenlabs.io/
better get your husbando clips now before it gets nuked nonas

No. 310740

>>310739
I'd love to feed an AI all the voice clips I've saved and see what it could do. But there's definitely copyright shit involved so I don't want to make an account on a website. Oh well, I'm getting better at imagining it in my head, just have to make sure it doesn't turn into a tulpa.

No. 310741

>>310739
Rip. I only have Japanese voice clips to work with.

No. 310763

>>310687
What if I want my husbando OC to pee himself and get really embarrassed or drink my pee and thank me afterwards

No. 310764

>>310763
just fuck off

No. 310766

>>310764
Sure. Im being serious though

No. 310770

File: 1675087289615.jpeg (58.34 KB, 450x666, 5F128A3B-BB49-4F60-A5E4-DF044D…)

>>310763
Based. Thank god all the peefags are finding this thread.

No. 310771

File: 1675088736303.jpg (323.48 KB, 600x875, illust_55812217_20200806_10352…)

>>310770
Anon tell me why you love Yusuke, I have met Adachi or Yu fangirls but it has been forever since I found a Yusuke girl, I'd really love to know why you chose him

No. 310774

File: 1675090985030.jpeg (57.38 KB, 736x552, F620E1A7-D788-46B2-8897-82F564…)

>>310771
He’s an adorable, relatable, and interesting character with a cute voice. Personality and thinking wise he’s like me if I were a man (minus the misogyny and homophobia kek) but that’s probably just projecting. I just like pretty, bottom, male characters like him.

Also I’m kinda surprised you haven’t met any yosuke fangirls. I always thought he was one of the characters that was significantly more popular with girl persona fans along with akechi. But maybe that’s just the fujo crowd, which I also am but I kinda just really fucking love yosuke.

No. 310781

File: 1675094062333.jpg (Spoiler Image, 307.95 KB, 600x850, illust_55812217_20200806_10353…)

>>310774
I'm suprised too kek the last time I saw a girl husbando'ing Yosuke was like years ago and actually thought you were her keeeek I'm sorry but her reason was different
Though I completely understand; he really is adorable and your fantasy is more than understandable and fits him ngl, talking from a person who maxxed his social link. May your love (and horny) blossom!

No. 310788

He's even yellow themed, like pee itself

No. 310796

File: 1675100042415.jpg (775.62 KB, 2205x1800, 104055322_p0.jpg)

>>310774
I'm here for your thriving, nonna. I hope you gush more about him with us. Do you prefer his JP or ENG voice, or another language?

No. 310805

File: 1675103774678.jpg (86.23 KB, 1199x1000, ce7a74debe3f120be44d503089f310…)

>>310699
This sexy silly man lives rent free in my head all day everyday.

No. 310808

>>310699
i'll just use this pic as inspo for my fic if you don't mind nonna..

No. 310813

File: 1675110496785.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 302.81 KB, 600x851, 3ebd956f18d1cd16de46c0ccc44993…)

>>310796
Definitely his english voice, i tried listening to it in japanese but i just couldn't kek. Persona 4 is probably one of the only games/anime ever where it sounds better dubbed than subbed.

No. 310816

File: 1675110997052.jpeg (603.59 KB, 1400x1920, E5-7PR8UYAExUOC.jpeg)

I started reading JJK because of this fanart and when I have a bad day I simply self insert myself into this art and I forget about all my troubles. I never found threesome attractive but I would do it with these two in a heartbeat. Too bad they're 2D, I'll try to have them in my dreams

No. 310846

File: 1675127065166.jpg (Spoiler Image, 274.19 KB, 1200x1680, 0v1ckjxx0ix61.jpg)

well damn

No. 310896

I dreamed about my husbando's voice actor instead of him, luckily my subconscious realized something was wrong and I woke up before I saw his face…

No. 310898

Just thought about 3 clones of my husbando all at three different ages he's shown as in his series and now I can't stop thinking about how nice it would be if they spoiled me and tried to clamor for my attention like puppies.

No. 310917

>>310571
are you me ?

No. 310955

File: 1675192414306.png (617.52 KB, 800x566, narancia_ghirga_and_aerosmith_…)

Your love, liftin' me higher
Than I've ever been lifted before
So keep it up, quench my desire
And I'll be at your side forevermore

No. 310957

File: 1675193341403.jpg (199.74 KB, 238x228, FLgw7bIaUAM-qtb.jpg)

He's so cute. I want him to get me pregnant.
Don't ask me how that works. It just does, okay?

No. 310981

rewatched the spongebob movie and dennis is hot

No. 311029

File: 1675257812610.jpeg (8.5 KB, 186x271, download.jpeg)

>>310957
Your lovechild

No. 311066

File: 1675291609426.png (1.12 MB, 828x1281, img.PNG)

nonnas im having absolutely despicable thoughts about him that i dont think can be shared here

No. 311081

>>311066
Share them nonnie, PLEASE.

No. 311083

I said his name out loud, not whispering or in my head, and that was just a really weird feeling…

No. 311092

>>311083
I've moaned out my husbando's name while orgasming before, I was really embarrassed afterwards kek.

No. 311093

File: 1675311529901.gif (2.97 MB, 268x360, 9c1295b0c1a395b002f182a64acec6…)

Bless my friends for watching this dumb movie with me. I'd want him to visit my hotel room too.

No. 311094

in my fantasies of him, my husbando rarely uses my name because hearing him say it always makes my heart palpitate

No. 311105

File: 1675321130407.jpeg (109.05 KB, 600x977, 7BA54887-C60F-4810-80DF-958BD8…)

this tomato haired fucker has had me in a mental chokehold for years. i used to stay up late at night because of this literal entp freak with attachment issues. there was this one phone call where he literally blueballed himself and told "you" to politely adjust your skirt because it came up and excused himself.
sub 707 is so good and fun to tease. why are entp fictional moids so hot <3

No. 311109

I just want to sit on my husbando's lap while working on my Uni projects and work stuff as he holds my boobs and tells me that he wants me to take a break.

No. 311136

Fuck nonas I'm so horny. The scenario I've been focusing on for the past few days involves being trapped in a tight space with my husbando. My ass is brushing against his dick unintentionally and he can't ignore it. I can feel his hot breath on my neck until he starts kissing it and fondling me from behind. After finishing me off with his fingers he fucks me so hard I see stars. I don't think this is too much to ask for.

No. 311157

File: 1675373036702.png (618.63 KB, 1280x499, Deus Ex_ Mankind Divided_20230…)

His palms look soft.
The things you only notice your fourth playthrough.

No. 311171

I've been having dreams about my most problematic husbando again. I haven't really had dreams in general for a while. I had taken a hiatus from reading his comics and when I read some extracts I was overfilled with the primal urge to want to be railed by him and I am typically not a very horny person at all. I feel so embarrassed about it ngl.

No. 311176

>>311081
spoiler bc this is actually degenerate and makes no sense.
i wanna be his secret marleyan gf and sneak into his office when nobodys around to see us. he'd be sitting at his desk when i come in. "you've gotta stop visiting me while im working, people are gonna figure out whats going on." obviously i dont care though because i need those man titties.
he'd undress me, push everything on his desk aside, lay me down on it, and fuck me like there's no tomorrow. he'd degrade me too. saying fucked up shit like "how does it feel, being an eldian's whore?" and "no self-respecting marleyan man is gonna want you after im done with you."
i love thinking about how he looks after all this too. his coat is thrown on the floor, his tie is loose, his armband is slipping off, and hes just a mess in general.
god i wish he was real.

No. 311178

>>311176
Kek is your husbando from aot?

No. 311179

How the fuck do I stop husbandohopping every few weeks? I've posted on this thread 3 other times with 3 different characters because i cannot decide on one. The longest one i had was edward elric for 1-2 years and that was when i was in middle school KEK

No. 311181

File: 1675392482311.jpg (71.98 KB, 750x750, IMG_0552.JPG)

>>311178
yes, he is

No. 311188

>>311179
Do you lose interest or feel like you found someone better but still like the others. It's cool to have a harem or switch who your main focus is.

No. 311205

>>311179
Idk anon, i can't stop doing it. They all have different traits that i like personally.

No. 311211

File: 1675404873199.png (20.68 KB, 120x348, Lord_of_evil.png)

This one's not my husbando, but I'm pretty sure there's no "fictional characters you find hot" thread so I'm posting him anyway.

No. 311212

>>311211
Samefag, yeah he's a fucking deadbeat but something about that voice gets me.

No. 311213

File: 1675405627400.gif (3.09 MB, 500x272, 5-a4557a13b7.gif)

I keep rewatching this and imagine being on top of him while sitting on his dick.

No. 311214

File: 1675406495559.jpg (51.15 KB, 564x724, 8d5e4aae5675c3fc0e65f2200a7451…)

god's special princess

No. 311228

>>311179
I don't see why you'd have to do that.
>>311211
This thread encompasses all fictional characters you find particularly hot, it's not exclusively for "waifu-ists".

No. 311231

File: 1675429608844.jpeg (147.51 KB, 750x416, 74F49CDE-1B04-43D3-9B5A-62A221…)

All i want is for him to spit in my face and tell me how much of a worthless bitch I am while he’s cramming his cock into my virgin hole while using blood as lube because he’s so rough and then spank me so hard there are visible bruises and welts because he thought it was a fitting punishment for how much I was crying. The thought of him facefucking me while he’s on PCP makes me so wet.

No. 311234

>>311231
Reminds me of the /ot/ thread.
>Post deranged things only a troglodyte XY defect would say.

No. 311238

>>311231
>cramming his cock into my virgin hole
kek why does this read like fanfic writing

No. 311242

>>311231
>virgin hole
i want the piss posts back

No. 311245

>>311242
Don't fall for the psy-op.

No. 311247

File: 1675437494370.png (124.28 KB, 732x703, 967D1AA4-2E9E-467C-B967-815AAA…)

>>311242
Don’t worry, I’m into pee too and want him to piss in my hair.

No. 311256

>>311231
If you're going to post something so fucking deranged at least spoiler it jfc

No. 311258

>>311105
He's so cute anon! Happy teasing. It must be really satisfying to get him all flustered. My husbando is also the ENTP type but I often worry I will be too sensitive for him as I'm INFP. But I would definitely tease and bully him too, I think he would like it. I love the thought of ruffling his feathers and then making him promptly forget about it when I show him affection.

No. 311259

>>311256
Seriously, some recent posters are very bad at integrating. Or maybe they're just baiting.

No. 311260

>>311256
you have to be at least 18 to post here
maybe avoid horny shitpost threads if youre gonna cry like this

No. 311261

>>311259
I’ve been on this website for a few years kek I just don’t think what I said was deranged enough to be spoiler-worthy, if at all.

No. 311262

>>311231
i think you should love yourself nona.

No. 311263

>>311261
>claims to have been a farmer for years
>Also claims to not understand why anons dislike misogynistic moidish posts

No. 311265

>>311263
let her fantasize and shitpost
female fantasies arent monolithic
post about what you like and ignore what you dont, simple as

No. 311266

>>311263
I know, I’m just a huge autistic and don’t care lmao. You sound like an sjw, not everyone that isn’t a vanillafag or a femdomfag is a moid

No. 311269

>>311242
Nta but sometimes I want my husbando to drink my pee when I'm sick, busy at home or I'm on my period so I don't have to get up from where I am. Get yourself a husbando who loves you enough to drink your pee, nonnie.

No. 311270

>>311266
>sjw
Damn you're very new.

No. 311271

>>311270
Insist I am a newfag all you want, it still won’t change the fact I want adachi to fuck all the holes in my body until they’re no longer usable.

No. 311273

File: 1675452054802.png (2.1 MB, 853x1275, Livio_cowboy.png)

Everyone post an underrated husbando

No. 311274

File: 1675452212269.png (923.97 KB, 931x954, LEON.png)

Leonfags stay winning

No. 311275

>>311270
>>311266
>>311263
>>311259
>>311256
If you don’t want to read retarded hornyposting, go elsewhere. Stop reporting and making me read nasty posts that are in the correct nasty thread.

No. 311276

File: 1675452521327.gif (5.39 MB, 512x288, 794.gif)

>>311273
dandy!
>>311274
he looks as if he's in a perpetual state of smelling his own farts

No. 311277

>>311247
Spoiler your gross bullshit

No. 311278

did not mean to start all of this with the joke about peeing in my husbando’s mouth. sorry, nonnas

No. 311283

File: 1675454563993.gif (1.95 MB, 245x245, Tumblr_l_2477551676843521.gif)

>>311273
we have matching husbandos

No. 311287

File: 1675457269162.gif (2.05 MB, 500x281, Kisumi.gif)

>>311273
Kisumi! What an absolute qt

No. 311297

Husbando progressively decomposing to a skeleton and then basic atoms

No. 311304

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No. 311311

File: 1675470208692.png (252.49 KB, 374x480, jin-saotome-techromancer.png)

>>311273
Tit window man

No. 311316

File: 1675472567942.png (2.16 MB, 1920x1080, Cyberpunk 2077_20210411103615.…)

>>311273
I wish his game had better endings, but everything in the middle was fun.

No. 311319

File: 1675473647290.png (308.32 KB, 628x680, FloL73TaYAEFRUb.png)

>>310127
>I love his tiny waist, just think, you could probably fit your hands all the way around it. You could squeeze his toned but soft belly and make your way up to that adorable little fluff on his chest and he'd look away, not able to maintain eye contact with you anymore out of embarrassment from the way you're feeling him up.
aaaa this is too good he would totally do that. I feel like he would be extra sensitive around his waist and chest for some reason, maybe because it's a vulnerable spot. You could easily wrap your hands around his delicate waist and pick him up. even if something lightly brushes against his waist he flinches and recoils. someone I follow on twitter actually measured the waist of their shadow figure and it's smaller than sonic's waist lol

>he'd be like your angel, he'd watch over you and protect you and give you everything you need to get better even if you don't want it. Like, he's stubborn, you say you don't want the health drink to replenish electrolytes or whatever and he'd be all adamant that you at least take slow sips of it. Shadow murmuring soft words into your ear, husky breath grazing over your face. Cuddling into Shadow's adorable chest fluff and burying your nose into it, the soothing scent of lavender making you feel a bit better.

ngl when I was sick over the holidays I thought about him taking care of me too kek. he'd whip out the thermometer as soon as he senses you might be coming down with something. he'd spoon feed you some of his homemade soup partly because he wants to make sure you're actually eating to fight off your fever but also because he loves taking any chance to dote on you. you'd apologise for looking so gross or making him slave away taking care of you and he'd bluntly insist it's fine, "I wouldn't be the ultimate lifeform if I couldn't take care of someone with a mere common cold now would I?". he sees you shivering and covers you in as many blankets he can find, making as many cups of tea as you want. he gives you one of his special heat pads he uses for his battle injuries (it's lavender scented of course) and gently wraps it around your neck, "any better, nonna?". You nod, smile and thank him. He gives you his usual short and sweet "Good." trying to resist the slight smile curling at the edges of his tan muzzle.

I kinda wish sega would release more info about how involved he was in taking care of maria's illness day to day. I headcanon that he would have a nightly routine of helping her take her medicine, hooking her up to her monitors before reading her a bedtime story and making sure she's asleep before curling up at the end of her bed and falling asleep himself. sometimes if I can't sleep I picture him sleeping at the end of my bed and it honestly helps calm me down it's so fucking embarrassing why am i like this also that part about his voice omg legit would sell my kidney for him to softly read me a story with his low husky voice.

>everything would be worth it to see the hints of a smile making its way onto that usually cold, reserved and stoic handsome face.

godddd this is so sweet nonna I feel the exact same way, he's been through so much that he never asked for I just want to see him smile and laugh. Domestic shadow would be the best like just seeing him be able to care for someone and not worry about them leaving him, he'd finally accept that he can be loved in a safe and secure way, he'd carry out his little hobbies and you'd be able to go on picnics with him in his favourite lavender field…I want it for him so bad. just thinking about him having a subtle genuine smile makes my heart swell.

>>310957
barista shadow is so based, I'm writing a coffee shop au fic atm and picturing him in a cute little uniform with an apron tied around his waist, making sure the coffee is brewed right and passes his own little smell test is too adorable.

>>309655
KEK whenever shadow is included I appreciate it to much. this is such a cute idea I really want to get one of these now

>>309661
awwww thank you that's so sweet, I feel so cringe when I talk about him like this so it's nice to hear it makes people happy lol and ofc nonna you can even officiate the wedding if you want

No. 311323

>>311273
I already post him too much

No. 311343

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he makes me feel nauseous with how much i yearn and long for him. good with kids, knows acupuncture, intelligent, kind, hygienic, strong. he destroys but he also heals. i love this man tremendously nonas

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I can give him something better than the formula

No. 311345

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An unexpected crossover but a welcome one

No. 311346

>>311105
late but his route actually made me stop playing mysme LOL

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>>310691
you've emboldened me nonna. Megamind taking his appearance was the best thing that happened because it meant more Bernard.

No. 311348

>>311347
Oh god same. He was cute I would date him even his actual self (especially his actual self, cute boring nerd to fluster)

No. 311349

>>310691
Now this is the take that should've derailed the thread, you have my support though

No. 311350

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How do you imagine your husbando's reaction to meeting you for the first time ever would be like? Do you think he would have a moment of love at first sight? Do you go from friends to lovers? Or enemies to lovers?
I think Rook would fall in love at first sight with me, because he would be interested in the way I move, I walk weirdly but some people say that I look fancy for some reason, so that would make him feel very curious about me, and he would start observing me a lot.
So I guess we would go from hunter/prey to lovers kek.

No. 311352

>>311350
I imagine I'm giving him a message from his boss that he's been ignoring so he'd be in a bad mood and barely register me, but I live in the apartment across the hall from him and it would be a slow burn thing.

And another guy, we are each others first faces we see in our new lives and I'm convinced it means we're soulmates. But it takes a while of fighting through hoards of aliens together before we get to the first kiss.

No. 311356

>>310042
Mams is also my husbando and I would throw my money at those things.

No. 311362

>>311350
aww that's so sweet nonna! For husbando to love your little quirks is the best.

For my husbando, I think it would be a slow friends to lovers dynamic. Since he's my type I'd go chat him up to be friends first. I think I'd prob try my best to hide my feelings but it'd seep out. Since we're both teasing types we'd throw jokes back and forth and just laugh everytime we talk to each other, but also have heart to heart conversations at late nights.

He'd unconsciously start to fall for me when he notices that I do little things to take care of him like sharing my lunch bento box (and him falling in love with my cooking), or handing him towels to wipe off his sweat or handing him a nice cold bottle of water after his club practice / matches. Then one day I'm out of school for a bit (bc I'm sick or something) he notices the little things are gone, but most importantly, the banters we had between us and my laughter. He then realizes that he sees me as a woman not just a friend, and starts getting flustered at normal regular things because his heart is suddenly beating too fast. So basically I'd fall for him first but he'd fall harder slowly afterwards lol

No. 311374

>>311231
Based, this but with my husbando instead. I want him to be so rough with me. In fact I want him to rape me. I want to be his plaything.

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>>311319
>I feel like he would be extra sensitive around his waist and chest for some reason, maybe because it's a vulnerable spot
Ahh, this just makes me think his tummy is sensitive too. You know how he always crosses his arms? He does that when he's feeling uncomfortable, it's a subconscious way to hide all those vulnerable weak spots on his body because he's angry or sad. If you lightly touched him there I bet he'd tense up and flinch, before slowly, slowly relaxing into your hold and your touch. Because he trusts you, and you won't hurt him.
>someone I follow on twitter actually measured the waist of their shadow figure and it's smaller than sonic's waist lol
I believe it. Look at his SA2 model, his chest is so broad, but that waist is so tiny. It's perfect.

>you'd apologise for looking so gross or making him slave away taking care of you and he'd bluntly insist it's fine, "I wouldn't be the ultimate lifeform if I couldn't take care of someone with a mere common cold now would I?". he sees you shivering and covers you in as many blankets he can find, making as many cups of tea as you want. he gives you one of his special heat pads he uses for his battle injuries (it's lavender scented of course) and gently wraps it around your neck, "any better, nonna?". You nod, smile and thank him. He gives you his usual short and sweet "Good." trying to resist the slight smile curling at the edges of his tan muzzle.

So so cute, he's so handsome, I love how blunt and bad he is at talking to people but he's still so suave. He'd go to the moon and back to make sure you're okay, even if he says he's not worried, because he doesn't want to lose you. There's nigh irrational fears tugging at the edges of his mind, worrying what if your little cold gets worse and he couldn't do a thing to help, what if you're hospitalized, what if-… You can tell he's getting caught up in his own thoughts again so a nice kiss jolts him out of it. He can't get sick after all, you can have gross snogging sessions as much as you want. I like to think about kissing him right on the forehead where that red stripe ends, or tracing his arm stripes with my finger. I want him to feed me soup he made, or maybe not and he can make me the microwaveable stuff… (You remember that latest Twitter Takeover where he says he got chewed out at the soup kitchen for being so bad at it? And here I thought he'd be a good cook. But it makes sense since he eats junk food.)

>I kinda wish sega would release more info about how involved he was in taking care of maria's illness day to day. I headcanon that he would have a nightly routine of helping her take her medicine, hooking her up to her monitors before reading her a bedtime story and making sure she's asleep before curling up at the end of her bed and falling asleep himself.

That's really really cute anon, I can imagine him cuddled at the end of her bed, curled up in a ball of black and red spikes. And yeah, I definitely want to know more about what they did, if they played games together, if he helped her with medicine, if he cuddled her to sleep. Maybe Karasuno's art will give us more insight one day. And…it's a morbid thought, but I've always wondered if he was treated badly by the scientists because they viewed him not as a person but as another creature to be experimented on, like the Biolizard or the Artificial Chaos. He wouldn't have a single objection to that either, because in his mind it's all okay and he can endure it because it's for Maria. So if he's injected with various illnesses or regeneration is tested it's all worth it. A line from Sonic X pops into my mind a lot, that she was "his only friend". He really had nobody but her so it's no wonder he's so socially maladjusted.
It makes me really feel sad for him. I just want to be there and let him know it's okay.

>sometimes if I can't sleep I picture him sleeping at the end of my bed and it honestly helps calm me down

Nah nah anon, I get it, I picture him at the other side of my bed facing away when I'm not feeling well mentally. When I'm stressed usually I don't want to be touching others, but still find comfort in knowing someone's around, so that's why. And sometimes I think about his embrace and his smell calming the terrible static in my mind.
>it's so fucking embarrassing why am i like this
You get used to it. I've long since stopped giving a fuck that being in love with a 3 foot tall edgy rat cartoon is "cringe". Like I used to get so self conscious about it as a teenager and would immediately quit out of the tab whenever I posted about how much I love him jej

>Domestic shadow would be the best like just seeing him be able to care for someone and not worry about them leaving him, he'd finally accept that he can be loved in a safe and secure way, he'd carry out his little hobbies and you'd be able to go on picnics with him in his favourite lavender field…

breh JUST…HE'S SO HANDSOME I need him to be my househusband and dote on him and do a bunch of sappy stuff like flower fields and coffee shops and ughhh why is he perfect. Imagine carrying him. Imagine him carrying you. Imagine the voice like honey and the skin like caramel auhgh why does he drive me nuts I want to see him happy

>barista shadow is so based, I'm writing a coffee shop au fic atm and picturing him in a cute little uniform with an apron tied around his waist, making sure the coffee is brewed right and passes his own little smell test is too adorable.

AHHH you better post it to ao3 so I can find and read it. Usually I'm not too into AUs, but for coffee shops I think I can make an exception. I always imagine going on dates with Shadow there~
you don't have to respond to all this btw I just like to go off

>>311345
So based, look at all those hot boys. I need to continue binging Dragon Ball, I read the whole original manga and then didn't know where to go from there.

No. 311384

>>311231
>while he's on PCP
kek nonna what

No. 311389

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Pittman-nonna!!!! your man!!!! did you see him?? omg the hair, the outfit, the faraway look in his tired eyes… holy shit

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>>311273
The hype for MGR has died a long time ago so finding any kind of content with him is hard, I miss him.

No. 311402

Had a dream I was watching some new cutscenes and he was being a happy drunk. And in dream I was thinking about how I have to tell lolcow…
Tbh, he would probably be a sad mopey drunk, but I wouldn't let him get drunk in my presence, I can't deal with drunk people.

No. 311403


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>>311403
Adam, I also made this pic my tablet wallpaper last month. Now I absolutely can't let anybody else use it.

No. 311406

I get so giddy when I think about how I have not one but TWO pieces of artwork of my husbando spilling his guts for me. I often draw fluffy artwork of us but sometimes I want to see him in pain and roughed up. He is so handsome!!

No. 311431

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Never posted here before but I’ve been very active with yumejo/otome content for nearly 12 years now and would love to talk more with some fellow yumejos. Nice to meet you all!

No. 311432

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Any other nonnie here like to imagine their husbando pushing on your bladder trying to make you piss everywhere? Not with literal piss just an omorashi thing. Because that’s me right now.

No. 311433

>>311432
Are you trying to scare off the new girl? weirdo.

No. 311434

>>311433
She’s not doing a good job if that’s the case. Who is actually scared by piss other than 17 year old twittards?

No. 311435

>>311434
you're not mature for liking gross kinks, you're just disgusting.

No. 311436

>>311435
I’m not into piss. I just know how to ignore kinks I’m not into and let people post about what they enjoy.

No. 311442

>>311435
Who's your little meowmeow?

No. 311453

>>311278
dont be sorry nonita, this is what the thread is for after all kek

No. 311468

Imagine crying because people are being horny for 2d men in the dedicated horny for 2d men thread. I won't have it. Wanna know what I fantasize about?
Edging husbando until he begs me to let him cum, voice breaking.
Sucking husbando off in a dark alleyway where there's risk of being seen.
Husbando calling me lots of rude names since he knows that makes me wet.
Husbando eating me out on my period with no qualms.
Husbando being chained to my bed, mine to touch all over.
Being husbando's pet, blindfolded and gagged for his amusement.
Pegging husbando and hearing his poorly muffled whimpers.
Being bred and knocked up all day long by desperately horny husbando.
Husbando being molested by tentacles and forced to cum until he dry orgasms.
Being forced into solitary confinement with husbando, or even handcuffed to him.
Dressing husbando up in a cute frilly dress and jerking him off through his panties.
Capturing husbando's lips with my own right when I'm about to cum.
Unbuttoning husbando's handsome suit and rubbing his abs under his undershirt.
Holding husbando's hand, looking him in the eyes and telling him I love him more than anything.

No. 311470

>>311468
It’s rare to see a switch in yume spaces— everyone tends to either be a pretty strict sub or a pretty strict dom in my experience. Nothing but respect for you sis

No. 311476

>>311274
We lost the second they decided to realistically age leon nona.

Og Re4 leon ftw

No. 311480

>>311470
I want him in every way. Nearly everything I want to do to him, I also want him to do to me, and vice versa. Thanks anon.

No. 311489

>>311431
Is Childe your Husbando? If so HIII BESTIE if not who is it?

No. 311494

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He is! He’s my #1 husbando and has been since I picked up the game in summer of 2021. I recently reorganized my Childe itabag and I’ve been considering starting a second one since I have some extra merch that didn’t quite fit into my first bag kek. So glad to see you’re a woman of culture as well!!

No. 311495

>>311432
Yes. I like it best when the wetting is inevitable and he's impatient to get it over with. Are you the one who wrote the verbal abuse omorashi Adachi fic? If so I love you so much.

No. 311497

>>311274
He does looks pretty cute, in a sad and lost way, but not cool and handsome like original Re4 Leon.

No. 311501

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I love him so much, his very existence brightens my day, but I also want to have him small and trapped in a container so I can shake him about and maybe make him fight more spiders for my amusement. Maybe see how long it would take to drown him a little in my schlick.

No. 311509

>>311495
No i'm not, sorry nonna. But i love that fic too.

No. 311517

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I'm normally not into bara-esque guys but god I wanna deepthroat his cock so bad

No. 311533

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War time Sugimoto is my sexuality.

No. 311536

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Recommend me your favorite fanfics. I haven't found any new ones that sparks my interest and I'm open to all kinds and any husbandos.

No. 311539

>>311501
This pic made me really want to pick up this anime. It awakened something in me

No. 311540

I have friends of both sexes in another city but keep in touch with them over chat, is it wrong or a bad idea if I started talking about my husbando as if he’s real and I’m dating him? I’m bored and these aren’t close friends who will ever visit me regularly so I was thinking it would be harmless fun telling them things like I’m spending time with (name).

No. 311541

>>311540
They wouldn't recognize the name as being a fictional character? That feels like going too far though, even if they're not close friends it's a little menhera.

No. 311542

>>311541
I have no idea what menhara is. And no, the character has a common name.

No. 311543

>>311542
Menhera is a Japanese shorthand for “mental health,” but in a more colloquial setting it’s used as slang for mentally ill. Think like Kangel or Riamu from im@s

No. 311544

>>311541
I don’t see that as going too far though or any more mentally ill than anyone else in this thread or more extreme ‘lifestyle’ yumes. If I was asked by one of those friends what I’m doing in an evening or whatever I’d say I’m with my husbando. It’s a LARP for me.

No. 311545

>>310650
This happened to me last year. Can't help it

No. 311556

>>310650
Women’s attraction to their own partners can go up and down with their cycle, I’m not sure how drastic it can be day-to-day but it makes sense.
https://blogs.iu.edu/kinseyinstitute/2020/03/02/how-hormonal-changes-during-the-menstrual-cycle-affect-womens-and-mens-feelings-about-their-relationships/

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>>311539
If it gets you going, do it for yourself, nonna. I don't think every scene is on YouTube for your easy viewing pleasure, but you can go hunting! The related chapters are in volume 4 into 5 and the episodes are 9 through 11. ♥ Thanks for the excuse to post about it some more. Nothing greases my baking pan quite like the terror on his gorgeous face.

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>>311382
It's all downhill after dbz so you're not really missing anything tbh. But there's still attractive characters to look at even when the story sucks so there's that. Alot of fans say gt is the worst (even though most of them never watched it), but I liked it. Not just because ssj4 is hot but that definitely helps.
>Reject 3dpd, return to monke

No. 311568

Lately I’ve been wishing badly to be in my husbando’s setting to have the self insert events I wrote unfold for me to experience. I’m just so tired of this world and his is much the same, I want to sit with him in the shade and be held by him, move through life with him, when he understands what a nightmare being alive without truly living can be. I’d be happy just eating gas station sandwiches with him, it doesn’t have to be grand. It’s not fit for hornyposting central, I know, but my mental health is getting worse in many ways but I’m done worrying about my own grip on reality when that didn’t improve things either. Sometimes I think if I lean hard into yuming at least I’ll get some delusions I actually enjoy rather than be stuck with a head full of depression and pain.

No. 311569

>>311494
Welcome. This collection is incredible. The mousepad with the boobs lol

Leon nonas I feel sad for what they did to your boy. Nothing will ever beat RE4 Leon. He is so cool and handsome. Not my husbando but i always look respectfully. Just like someone else said in another thread, they keep going for more and more realistic graphics so the male characters will look more and more fucking ugly because real men are fucking ugly jfc

No. 311570


No. 311571

>>311568
Did I just black out and post this? Girl you have no idea how much i'm there with you. I am the definition of maladaptive daydreaming these days just constantly in a cloud far away with my husbando having adventures in his world.

No. 311572

>>311568
Soft yume posts are just as important as horny yume posts imo. Nothing wrong with daydreaming about cuddling, domestic bliss, affection, all that sweet stuff especially when it helps you cope and feel better about your real life. I hope things get better for you soon nona, keep your chin up and remember your husbando loves you!
>>311569
Thank you! I originally bought it just because i love a nice set of man tits so I was pleasantly surprised to find that they genuinely support your wrist and make laptop use more comfortable kek

No. 311574

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Not a horny post, but I just realized that my precious Mayo-chan is pretty similar to my waifu. They're both obsessive, neurotic idols with a weird fixation on age who are either beloved or loathed by the fandoms of their games. I was wondering if that constituted as my type, and then that had me wondering if any of you nonnas have a type? Sorry if this has been asked before, but I'm curious.

No. 311576

>>311278
tbh I'd rather see piss kink shitpost than the disgusting pedo shit that floats around from the scrotes

No. 311578

>>311571
Let’s pretend it’s not mal if it works, it’s already way better than abusing substances and having all the control is nice.
>>311570
Tbh I think of this thread as the catch-all husbando thread, especially since it’s in the title now, the other one is a little more specific (I’m not seeking how to yume deeper).
>>311572
Thanks anon, and welcome!

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>>311536
inb4 you roast me i dont know or care about most of these characters. my favs never have any fucking fics.
silco arcane
http://archiveofourown.org/works/38303437
http://archiveofourown.org/works/38338768
hades game
http://archiveofourown.org/works/23058394
http://archiveofourown.org/works/40568946
(if you like it check out the million other fics she wrote)
discord
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35635435
hordak
https://archiveofourown.org/works/24322372
frozen
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1389925
fallout
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6953545 (i only read the first 2 chapters, the rest is probably not gonna be as good so i think you should do that too. literally the best thing i read in my entire life)
loki http://archiveofourown.org/works/420398 (no romance but i like it because there’s violence)
reigen gets assraped http://archiveofourown.org/works/31365644

No. 311583

>>311574
Let me guess, riamu?

No. 311584

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>>311574
Enstars… walk down memory lane. I used to be a big Rinne yume before I kinda fell out of the series— he’s still my fave Enstars character by far and I still fantasize about him but not nearly as much as I used to. I had written/posted a yume fic of Mayoi actually kek

No. 311585

>>311582
Currently reading the fallout fic, I fucking hated Benny and killed him at the first opportunity I got every play through but I’m really digging this. Thanks for sharing!

No. 311587

>>311583
No haha of course not that would be ridiculous…

>>311584
You wouldn't happen to still have that fanfic… would you anon? Assuming it's a genfic and no penis is involved. Also Rinne is so good, I wish I learned more about him when Enstars hadn't become unbearable to me. His antics with Niki were hilarious.

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>>311585
happy to be of service, enjoy!

No. 311598

>>311587
I don’t have it anymore, I apologize. I deleted a lot of my Enstars fics a while back because they were all NSFW (so not a genfic, sorry!) and too many TikTok underagies were interacting with them, commenting on them, and posting about them and I was feeling uncomfortable with all of that. It was also partially because I fell out of the fandom like I mentioned above— just a strange combo of factors.

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>>311494
Anon I freaking kneel, this is so fucking cool and I adore your dedication! The closest thing to loving my husbando is trying to learn drawing to draw my own spicy daki but still can't draw a stick man kek

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>>311582
THank you, thank you, I always like reading what other anons recommend since my tastes often differ from theirs. Was intrigued by the mlp fanfic and I'm glad that I gave it a try since the character study and the relationship between was quite nice and a fun read. Gonna go read it all.

No. 311678

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>>311670
Thank you so much! Though I’ve always been really into merch collecting, there’s a certain sense of elitism with some merch collectors that inclines me to remind people that there’s no right or wrong way to appreciate a husbando! Merch isn’t always easy to acquire due to both location and general earnings—international shipping usually costs twice as much as the item itself when I order from Japan kek. I feel pretty lucky that my husbando’s from a very popular franchise so he gets tons of merch— plenty of lesser-known franchises barely receive merch outside of a $300 scale figure or some random gacha badges. I’m a big fan of fanmade goods like prints and dakis as well— I shop on Etsy nearly as much as I do on AmiAmi and JP Yahoo

No. 311682

>>311676
i know right, i was pleasantly surprised to find such a cute fic! if only i had my own manic pixie dream boy discord to fix my life for me.. anyway thank you nonnies for being open minded, these things are weirdly fucking nerve racking to share especially when i actually like a character.

No. 311685

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Skeleton fuckers RISE UP!!!!!

No. 311688

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No. 311689

>>311688
kek i saw it on the front page and i knew it was this thread
i agree hes hot

No. 311690

>>311688
Beat me to it kek, was just about to post this

No. 311691

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>>311682
That's why I like being on anon boards, If somebody hates it, it won't matter, since you can just post another topic and often then not, your post is forgotten and you begin anew. Also, there is a high chance of other anons hating your guts and then loving you in another post.
>>311685
>>311688
I like both equally but since Sans been posted I'll post his cuter brother Would fuck Gaster too

No. 311692

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>>311287
all free! husbandos are top tier, i personally love makoto !

No. 311697

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>>311688
I still think about the Tumblr Sexyman competition back in September. Kek what a month that was. Congrats to funny skelly man!

No. 311700

>>311558
Thanks nonna. I had watched parts 1,2,3 and a bit of part 5. You brightened up my shitty week lmao I love how randomly these feelings develop because I never particularly cared about any of the characters until I saw your pic rtrthfg

No. 311702

I want to post my husbano so badly but I'm embarrassed and I feel like I have to justify why he's my husbendo. But I love him! I love him so much! I can't help smiling everytime I see him.

No. 311704

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I think this is my 2nd post in this thread ever in this thread ever (at least that wasn't a reply)

I have not gotten very far in DAI yet (I'm slow, I know) so please don't spoil but anyway idk what it is about Varrick, he just has such raw sexual energy, I want to ride him til his nuts fall off. He's so chonk but in a good way, he looks so sturdy. Tfw when no dwarven lover

No. 311709

>>311704
Varric is the best male in Dragon Age ever. buddy is ride or die in DA2. I hate that Hawke isn’t able to romance him.

No. 311718

>>311709
Yeah it's annoying. I remember romancing Anders at the time who is okay I guess

No. 311729

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>>311700
No problem, nonna, always happy to share my love. ♥ I tend to be mostly indifferent or just a casual enjoyer of characters until I find The One myself. I hope you consider finishing part 5 and give 4 a try too, it's one of my favorites as well.

Narancia is just so gorgeous, I never get tired of looking at him, and he's so well developed (in every possible meaning). He's such a charming little hoodlum, he's smarter than he's given credit for and he takes and shrugs off so much damage for the mission and his friends. I can't think of anything that I don't love about him!

No. 311731

>>311702
i'm shooting that thought dead right fucking now. love requires no justification in order for it to be expressed, nonna, least of all in the retarded husbando hornyposting shitposting thread kek.
don't be afraid to speak your mind! ♥

No. 311733

I really wish I could just put my face between my husbandos pecs as he plays with my hair and pets me.

No. 311735

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>>311702
>>311731

okay I'm sweating

They animated him like this on purpose, there is NO reason to draw him like this other than to show off his sensuality??? also, I'm trying to not be embarrassed. I avoid fandom because it's a migraine but also I have a feeling that having Dabi as husbando is very basic. But I can't help it. I love him!! I keep a picture of him on my nightstand so I can see him before I go to sleep. He's so cute and hot at the same time and I'm so weak for characters with fire powers.

Love is a vibration and I'm here for it

No. 311746

>>311735
lol don't be embarrassed about liking some guy from a popular shounen series. I've definitely seen lots of fanart of him just browsing /cm/.

And the picture thing, I've got the limited edition boxart of my guys game which has 3 nice pictures of him on it pasted up on the wall behind my bed and some drawings on my side table. It's nice just to be able to look at him whenever I want.

No. 311747

>>311746
Nta but tbf nonnies here on other boards used to shit themselves whenever the series was mentioned so I could see OP's point of view kek

No. 311762

>>311747
Nta but I think people were more annoyed to see retarded characters like Deku, Bakugo or Touga, this guy was posted other times and it was fine iirc.

No. 311780

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>>311697
WOOF WOOF WOOF GRRR

No. 311785

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We're married!!!

No. 311786

>>311785
congrats nonnie ! he looks cute

No. 311787

Any good fics with any Genshin husbandos? yes I'm horny for all please kill me

Also nonas your tastes are awesome thank you for posting greats pics of your husbandos. I save them all even they aren't mine keek

No. 311791


No. 311797

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Good afternoon anons. Have a great day!

No. 311799

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>>311797
You too, nonnie!!

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>>311787
*great
*even though
I was too horny I forgot to write a properly lmao

>>311791
I love and thank you so much nonna you have high tier taste and so far it's hot as fuck but I needed to pause to thank you /forgot how to do the legal heart emoji/
>>311797
>>311799
Honhonhon very fine images

No. 311805

I want to kidnap my husbando.

No. 311807

>>311805
Very based, kidnapping is good both ways— I want my husbando to kidnap me. I’ve always been in love with the idea of a sweet, gentle Stockholm Syndrome scenario where my husbando kidnaps me and treats me so very lovingly and sweetly— it’s a total night-and-day from what scared little ol’ me was expecting from a captor. I, in all my fear and anxiety, was expecting him to be brutal, punishing, and cruel— never allowing me to eat, only allowing me to sleep on the floor, etc.— but he’s the total opposite. He takes down all my favorite foods and snacks down to the number of pickle slices I like on my burgers and the exact brand of ice cream I like. He only lets me sleep in bed with him and makes sure I have the right pillows and blankets because my comfort and happiness are paramount to him. It’s a slow, sweet descent into an overwhelmingly warm Stockholm Syndrome and I begin to think that I’d rather die than leave this paradise with him. Sorry to hijack your post, I’m just always excited to talk about kidnapping kink kek

No. 311834

I know I'm down bad for my husbando because he has singlehandedly make a Bostonian accent sexy to me. Used to think they were disgusting…but now every time I hear that accent I think of his stupid sexy voice. I'm fucked.

No. 311840

i want to sniff his penis after he’s finished his training for the day

No. 311846

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>>311840
Based as hell. Sweaty armpits and pubes are my absolute favorite scents ever.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-z7y6na
'I wanna give into your dark temptation
I wanna touch you like nobody does'

Problem, dark temptation doesn't really describe Warlock, but Adam doesn't dance.

No. 311867

>>311807
Don't worry i loved reading this.
I love the thought of my life being in someone elses hands and vice versa.

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No. 311883

>>311877
>posting fujoshit art in the yume thread

No. 311884

Nonnas, what are you doing with your husbando this Valentine's? I'm hoping an artist I like is able to open commissions so I can get something done of my man

No. 311886

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>>311685
I want him to bonezone me.
and hold him tight while we have a sweet bike ride togheter

No. 311895

>>311884
I'm not talented in the arts department so I'm gonna get a nice bottle of wine and a bouquet of roses and yoom that my husbando bought them for me. Then I'll take a nice warm shower after the gym and cook up a good steak for our romantic dinner + open the wine aforementioned. At night I'll listen to the drama cd my husbando's VA did and fall into a peaceful slumber

No. 311896

>>311884
Getting all dressed up in an expensive dress he bought for me and going out for dinner would be so nice. One of those restaurants where the courses are the size of your thumb and the wine costs like $4K a bottle— wouldn’t it be so nice to be pampered like that?

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>>311884
I want to make some really stinking cute, rotting adorable cupcakes, then I will have something like hot cocoa and ice cream. If I don't pass out because I have to work that day of course, if I pass out then I will just celebrate on the weekend and will wear my cutest pajamas, I will do my hair as well (this time with care) and I will try to draw my self insert with my husbando.

No. 311902

>>311884
going to therapy

No. 311906

>>311884
Going to go hang out in the park with my husbando plush and take pretty pictures with him, eat ice cream and maybe have a picnic with him in a nice spot.

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>>311884
Holy shit I cna't believe it's been a year since last Valentine's, my biggest memeory from last year is how the site went down, /m/ died and we hung out in bunker threads. But not before a nona drew lovely pics of mine and other's husbandos and waifus.



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