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No. 304820
>What is this threadBy popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread /g/ edition, which of course, talks about husbandos and horny shit
>Why was this made / what is the differenceThe difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D and 2D crushes so you don't clog the other retarded thread. Post memes, be frisky, whatever.
>But whyFarmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
etc.
The retarded hornyposting thread now includes pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to:
>>>/g/289276For other /g/ related shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
Previous horny:
>>>/g/293022 No. 304828
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>>304809Thanks for confirming that it's possible nona, this fuels my excitement!
No. 304832
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>>304789No, he's implied to have the blood of what are essentially furries in the Alchemy Stars universe, demi-humans. That's why he has horns and a tail as well as an uncontrollable ability to seduce crowds (it inconveniences him, he just wants to sperg about machinery in peace).
No. 304833
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Speaking of Alchemy Stars, here's my husbando.
No. 304840
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Blessing the first 10 posts with best boy
No. 304843
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It's going to ship soon, I'm so excited! It won't be here in time for Christmas but hopefully before the year ends.
No. 304844
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>>304840He's not my favorite but he is indeed a wonderful boy
No. 304850
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Even if he is not my favorite, this splash is so gorgeous. I totally understand why he is popular
No. 304855
>>304820Love the multi Goku as husbando rep and to illustrate the various forms one may choose of a Dragonball character. Love 17 and Cell is the cherry on top
Ohma representation lets go!
And thank god for hetalia, long hair richter is based.
Arthur is included so those speaking about to last thread van finally be silent
Lastly, one of Solid Snake's best attribute is shown off kek.
Hats off to the nonnies who contributed to the collage very good attention to detail
No. 304869
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he's one of the literally countable on one hand Omi Alliance blokes I do like and I want his schnoz up my vageen. hope he comes back in 8
No. 304877
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I want to bully him affectionately, I'm pretty sure he would do the cutest whines after I make him lift his shirt so he can show me his abs.
Are you nonnies into bullying your husbandos? Or do you prefer just doing playful teasing and such? How would you flirt with your husbandos?
No. 304886
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I am here to bless this new thread with best boi.
I love the thread pic so much, I'm jealous of that goat
No. 304894
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>>304855Yes, I was so happy that the amazing anon who made the image took my request and added Ohma in there! This man needs more representation because he's perfect and I love him so much, so, of course, have a first post about him to bless this beautiful new thread.
seriously though, since I've been posting here I'm so happy to have seen nonas who agreed with me on how cool and hot he is and started reading the manga/watching the anime. I'm honestly surprised how my dumb sperging made some people interested and made me have really great conversations with other nonas in here, I seriously love this thread>>304877I'm not into bullying my husbando
i mean, just looking at him I don't think he's the type that would get bullied, more so the opposite I prefer teasing but I honestly wouldn't know how to flirt with him. I'll be too flustered, so he'll be the one who flirts me more. Yeah sure, he's dense and not good with love but in multiple occasions it's shown that he can flirt when he wants too. When I read this panel I died and felt judged at the same time kek.
and also there's a moment when, after his boss's segretary orders him to protect her from other fighters, he says to her in a teasy way "As you wish, I'll make sure you're protected my queen" and when I heard that phrase in the anime my heart exploded. From then on I had way too many fantasies of him calling me like that kek No. 304896
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I get the feeling he's a pretty popular husbando to have but Makoto… my sweet boy…
No. 304899
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Man why can't that be me in a half-Nelson
No. 304904
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No. 304906
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Masterful thread pic anon, thank you.
No. 304909
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>>304877I want to bully Akutagawa till he cries and commit every type of crime against him… he awakens something dark in me
No. 304912
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No. 304913
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luv hairy men
luv bigby
simple as
No. 304919
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What is your husbando getting you for Christmas nonas?
No. 304929
>>304919I haven't thought of anything I specifically want this Christmas (I'm indecisive as hell when it comes to gifts.) Even if I don't ask for anything, he'll still get me something.
Books, clothing (matching pajamas are cute),
alcohol, jewelry (those crystal gemstone necklaces are also cute), console games - pretty basic stuff.
I kind of have this mindset where I think I don't deserve anything special for Christmas.It's hinted that he's really good at arts and crafts, considering he made his club members' uniforms from scratch, so something handmade would be nice! Like a sweater or a scarf.
Overall, he's my gift for Christmas and that's all I could ever want!
No. 304935
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serizawa my beloved
No. 304936
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>>304919i could see him getting a gift only
he likes (he's a little oblivious like that, but his heart is always in the right place), probably tickets to see one of his self-written plays/films or a latte machine kek. oh! or maybe a ride on his
actual, literal, sentient pet train? that would be pretty exciting! i'd appreciate whatever he gifted me, though, as long as i get to spend the holiday with him ♥
No. 304945
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he has such a nice waist i wanna wrap my hands around it and squeeze him
No. 304965
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I feel stupid, but these pictures make me jealous. I think they are cute, but at the same time they give me this painful pang of envy and possessiveness. I want to be in Sadako's place. Usually, I don't feel that way about shipping pictures.
No. 304972
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>>304956It's Charon from Alchemy Stars, nonna
^^ No. 304977
>>304919I already decided that he got me a coat that matches his for my birthday, so nothing big for Christmas. Maybe some sweets and just him being safe and not on a mission so he has the day off to spend with me.
Just been replaying the confession and first kiss scene I came up with in my head over and over to try and imagine every little detail…
No. 304979
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Merry Christmas fellow husbandofags, I hope you all get something husbando related (I personally won't because I'm not comfortable with that kind of shit with my parents lmao).
No. 304982
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>>304978Merry Christmas to all nonnas in the thread!
No. 304987
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Mmm statue nipple
No. 305066
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merry christmas nonnas
No. 305070
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>>305067nothing to smile about in his life
No. 305101
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christmas season is making me feel depressed nonnies…
No. 305106
>>305101I hate it too
nonny. Don’t worry. It will be over in a few hours.
No. 305116
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TsukiO is so underrated. They are sexy together. I'd love to see Tsukishima angry at Ogata for not taking the russian classes very seriously, or for not obeying higher ups enough and Ogata cynically testing and teasing him on it. Good times.
No. 305148
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Merry Belated Christmas and Happy Holidays, nonnas
No. 305181
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Postal nona here. How you all have been doing?
It's been a while since I checked this thread and I missed the adorable worshipping and dedication to their husbandos from all the nonas here.
My schedule has been a nightmare, and since I don't have the cash to burn on a marketable plush of my husbando, I decided to make my own Dude doll (aka Frank), since it's way cheaper to DIY. I'm training a bit on some sewing techniques, and I'll borrow a sewing machine from a friend to make the outfit. The only thing missing will be a voice box, but I don't mind, especially that I can hug him at night and not be jumpscared when he starts talking all of the sudden.
Also, I can make him have any size I want, and the official merch is quite small. I'm thinking of making one about 30~35cm (official is 19cm). That way I can hug him during winter and be cozy during chilly nights.
No. 305199
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i bought a keychain of my trash boyfriendo to make up for how shit christmas was this year. i can't wait to convert it into a strap charm and hang it off my 3DS and look at him and grin like an idiot.
No. 305227
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i wish he would experiment on me
No. 305295
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Happy late Christmas nonas! Hope you all had a beautiful Christmas day. What are you planning to do with your husbandos to celebrate the end of the year? For me I think we would go to one of those beautiful japanese festivals, I think they're called Matsuri, and watch the fireworks together. I want to make his first end of the year celebration special, seeing his eyes glow as he watches the fireworks in the sky would fill me with joy. Of course I would let him eat all the food he wants too.
Have Ohma wearing a pom pom hat to bless your day.
seriously, he looks so precious dressed like this.>>304919I dunno, maybe something drawing related, like an artbook or things like that, but I wouldn't mind a bracelet too. I would always wear it and make it my lucky charm. I picture his friends helping him choose the gift but they all have different ideas so they only make him more confused, but then he sees something in a shop that makes him think that it's the right gift. Honestly, whatever he gifts me I will be happy about it.
>>305181Glad to see you back Postal nona! Your idea sounds amazing, I really admire all your patience and dedication, I'm sure it isn't easy making a whole doll. I wish you the best of luck with making your Dude doll.
No. 305296
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i havent posted him in a while but i still love him very dearly. he's been one of the reasons why i pushed myself into going into intensive therapy and moving on in my life. one of the reasons why i endure hard days is to live another day to get new content, as well as create it.
I've always had husbandos in the past, but never to this level of actually making moves to improve my life. I love him very dearly and I hope he knows how much he means to me.
No. 305313
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The wonky eyes make it better
No. 305326
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Omg I'm the makoto enjoyer anon amd I thought of my other husbando from a shit game, and I miss him so much… he blushes so easily and he's so teasable ough and he's tall and I am SO retarded for him
No. 305379
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cp in /m/
No. 305412
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>>305386I love when Ogata smiles through his bloodiness. I love when he's amused by other's violence and the prospect of his own death. Very hot.
No. 305437
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you ladies have no idea just how often i fantasize kiroranke blowing smoke to my face
No. 305444
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I want to cuddle with him and hear his encouragement so badly.
No. 305446
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I dont care that his face underneath the mask is goofy as hell. They just did him dirty with his hair and lack of a stubble. i want him. I want to see his cock and balls out in the open!!!!
No. 305454
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I finally found him for a good price and brand new. I'm so excited. That facial expression alone is worth all the money
No. 305463
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The avengers are a bunch of haters, just let my man be great smh.
No. 305522
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>>305446Mask stays on or half on
Open with your back to the wall
No. 305525
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this art of harry mason………. (comicducky on tumblr)
No. 305530
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we're getting a cp spam again
No. 305531
File: 1672335519073.jpg (1.33 MB, 1200x1704, mutton-chops.jpg)
Ugh. My little sisters are victims of CP and this is not a good day. I wish moids wouldnt moid.
No. 305545
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Goro Akechi has a fat chode and you cannot convince me otherwise.
I am absolutely crazy bananas losing my mind over him. I just reached the final twist before the battle with Maruki and I want to fucking die. I love you Goro ♥ you definitely stole my heart.
No. 305549
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>>305545i love brown-haired detective boys
No. 305557
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>>305549Ayrt and I cannot watch this anime because Dazai will destroy me. I see him compared to both Akechi and
Komaeda and I know he’ll drive me off the deep end for real if I ever watch it. You (probably) have excellent taste.
No. 305563
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>>305557feel free to join us over at the bungo stray dogs containment thread on /m/ if you ever change your mind (i hope you do), nona!
No. 305644
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>>305295Thanks nona, I appreciate your support. Yeah, sewing is not easy, but that's something I always wanted to learn, just never had a good chance or patience to do, but I recently got started as a sort of therapeutic hobby, and its working so far. It helps me focus a lot, and the only thing that goes through my head is my husbando's voice as he's chatting with me while I make the doll's eyes.
>>305364I'm not planning on doing a life-sized Dude doll, but yeah, it'd be way too much to make a 2m Frank at this moment. I may attempt that when I become more skilled with sewing. He'd be so big, he wouldn't fit my bed.
Should I post the progress here and the sketches I did? I was trying to figure it out on how to do the body and so I made some poorly drawn scribbles. One of my main focus is the hair, bc I wanna make hairlocks, but I quite don't know how to achieve that…
No. 305668
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>>305644SHOW IT! I also have dreams of making a custom plush of my husbando but I think I'd just commission it but I'm really curious about how your process goes! Maybe I'll be encouraged to make one by hand…
No. 305678
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I am not even joking around for the meme when I say that my hips, buttocks and thighs are seriously suffering from DOMS because I have been masturbating ferociously and somewhat acrobatically for hours at a time to some NASTY fanfictions of this embarrassing edgelord. I need help.
No. 305684
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No. 305690
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What is something that you would never accept from an irl moid, but that you don't mind or even find attractive on your husbando?
I think Leviathan being extremely jealous (game spoilers) To the point of wanting to kill Main Character for knowing more than him about a book and possessive is cute, but if a moid irl even dared to suggest that I shouldn't talk with someone, or that it's not fair that I can do something that he can't do, I would block him everywhere and leave the country.
No. 305694
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>>305690Murder, possible war crimes
At least Sugimoto is a bit redeemable, Ogata was doomed from the start
No. 305714
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>>305522I wanna love this, but the pro bodybuilder body is such a turn off. I imagine Ghost to be something closer to this Chris. Like a realistic big guy, muscular but not completely shredded. He needs a bit of fat to survive his missions, you know.
No. 305735
>>305522Hot. <3
>>305714Also hot. Por que no los dos.
No. 305815
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Some ignorant nonna without taste called him ugly on the bunker and i am still mad, whats more attractive in a man than being submissive in bed and able to take a mean beating.
No. 305821
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>>305817he is, but i like how it helps portraying his dorky personality, and it makes him distinctive in comparison to canonically attractive characters like Volg. I kinda miss that from older anime, new shonen protags(except saitama) look copypasted.
No. 305822
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>>305818>>305820thanks nonies. here's some cute art i found
No. 305860
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I don't typically fawn over 2D characters, so I'm not entirely sure where to share this, but my is he an attractive character… just…so…cute…
No. 305863
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>>305690cocky to the point of recklessness.
also getting mad easily and/or bottling up their emotions.
No. 305880
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this is my pooch his name is ichiban he likes dragon quest and his iq is below 10 he just turned 46 today (in japan because he is from japan and it's already 01:42 in japan) and he never finished middle school please be nice to him
No. 305884
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nonnas help me. he's such a goddamn prick in game and tbh he's ugly but fuck me I'm obsessed
No. 305892
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>>305690His cockiness, his pornsickness, his terrible taste in women and the way violence gets him sexually excited at times… and yet I still adore him and always will.
No. 305906
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>>305898THAT WAS MY KILL YA NAUGHTY BOY
No. 305907
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>>305906Samefagging to say I wonder if there's a parallel universe out there where I husbando Henry instead of Travis.
No. 305915
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He's so cute gk-sisters.
I wish I had one in real life.
No. 305916
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>>305915Sugimoto is the best boy, no contest. Can't wait for my merch to arrive.
Love to see my fellow Sugiwives
No. 305919
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me and tsukishima are on the same wavelength of autism so i treasure him deeply
No. 305922
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>>305860You might like Young Justice if you're enjoying some of the animated DC movies. It's unfortunately underrated despite the quality. Dick grows up over the course of the show.
No. 305933
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happy new year, nonnas! may your 2023 be filled with an overabundance of love! ♥
No. 305938
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Happy new years everynonna and happy birthday to my dear husband. Usually these days are a little tough for me but all the cute fanart is making me feel all warm. Very great it's rabbit year too kek.
Thank you to the anon who made the thread picture, that lil Kamu in the corner is so cute, I love it. ♥
No. 305956
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I'm a one-husbando-only type of autist but I've found myself fantasizing a lot about another character recently and I feel kinda guilty, lol.
No. 305985
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>>305922omg, thank you for the recommendations! I want to get into the comics, I have only been reading starfire-centric works, and am loving the artwork I've come across. I've been swooning behind my screen. kind of embarrassing, but woof I have never been so attracted to a character before… dick…. give me…
No. 306000
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Saw this comment on youtube about Arthur Morgan and it gave me them feels:
>Arthur's story is so great because of how human, how relatable it is. Arthur Morgan has done bad things, and he knows that. And we know that, but we also see that he's a caring, kind-hearted person. He and we aren't really sure where to put him on our "morality scale," if you will. His life, like our own, is not so clear. Was he good? Was he bad? He was both and riddled with regrets. In this way, Arthur really I think carried a lot of the fears we have of our lives, our future. He was mislead and foolish in his pass, and maybe the bad things he did were more than just foolishness. But in the end, Arthur tries to do good, to show love to some people and help them escape the life he's fallen into. He does one last loving act. And whether or not we know where he is on that morality scale that we all carry, I think we all agree that he got redemption. He became a better man with courage and honesty. And that's a future we all want, redemption for what we regret. RIP Arthur.
I really feel like this too
No. 306001
>>305985Why are
you, as a man, sucking on a lollipop, huh?
Whore No. 306009
>>305982There are people for whom husbandos are a real relationship, and therefore they treat them with the same standards as a real relationship.
For me, I've only ever had a handful of husbandos and I truly fell out of love or was already falling out of love/"broken up" with the previous one when I stumbled into the next. Break ups aren't necessarily a cruel thing. If a relationship is no longer working, it's mutually better for it to end.
No. 306010
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>>305933Happy New Year's to you as well, fellow AS anon!
No. 306012
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Everyone post your husbando in a bunny suit for year of the rabbit RIGHT NOW!!
No. 306043
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>>306012Happy new year nonnas! Thanks for all the fun last year!
My husbando is always bunny-themed, I love him.
No. 306046
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There's something about knowing there's another nona that's super obsessed with him that activates my competitive streak. It makes me want to be the better woman. This is definitely behavior that I would never do if I found out a boyfriend had another chick on the side.
No. 306048
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>>306012No, too embarrassed to search for it
No. 306049
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>>306000Not to mention all the what ifs that plague his story
>what if he ran away with mary>what if he didnt do strauss' job>what if he left micah to die >etc No. 306052
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>>306051It's Mikazuki wearing what's known as a "Reverse" bunny suit.
No. 306058
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>>306012>>306052I've seen this reverse bunny suits before, but it never clicked with me that that was the reasoning behind the design
No. 306059
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No. 306061
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>>305916Couldn't agree more, Sugimoto just has something about him that makes him the ultimate husband out of the golden kamuy boys. I still love the other guys though, because GK is husbando heaven.
>>306058>The bow is the same pattern as his scarfTruly soulful art.
No. 306068
>>306012Pretty sure it doesn't exist and I feel it's too out of character to draw it myself.
At least I had another dream about him last night, the details weren't right but I got to rest my head on his chest~
No. 306073
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I'm not the resident Jhin anon but I saved this forever ago, I'm glad it's relevant now.
No. 306081
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I’m looking at this AliExpress review picture for Akechi’s lil figurine and literally getting wet thinking about how I’d fit it in my body. Look how little his waist is, oh my Christ. I’d try to angle it so that his hand hit my g-spot. I’ve never found it before but Goro is a detective and he’s got gloves on so I think we’ve got a good chance. Puncture me with your proboscis, Crow ♥
No. 306085
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>>306082Kek am I that obvious? I was going to wait a bit before I told you all but yes, it’s me. Ko and I have opened up our relationship. It’s going well but things are fairly new and we’re still working out the dynamics.
But I’m happy! I love my edgy unstable bastard boyfriends. We all bond over our inferiority complexes and when I’m busy or at work, they just hang out and practice kissing on each other (or whatever it is guys do when they hang out idk)
No. 306096
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>>306012ah I don't think he has a sexy version…I'll have to draw it
No. 306105
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>>306012Happy (late) new year nonas!
Not to get all sentimental and stuff, but starting to post here was truly a blessing. I feel less alone knowing there are people who love fictional characters just as much, if not more, as me, and I had many small but great conversation with some of the anons here that made me very happy.
for example Mammon nona and Broly nona. If you're reading this, hi! Hope you're doing well.I love you all nonas, may all your husbando dreams come true and let's look forward to another beautiful year of sperging.
Sorry for the badly cropped pic, I couldn't find a fanart of just Ohma alone in a bunny suit.
No. 306203
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Larry
No. 306205
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>>306203The ojisan to the Kaneoya Sachiko oniisan
No. 306241
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Today's the day that 8 years worth of character development and stories dies. Feeling bittersweet since some Ps set up a really thorough archive. SM has always been treated like shit by Bamco, but if anyone wants to get into a series with a lot of cute down-to-Earth men, look into it. The canon ending has Producer going to America for god knows how long. The return sex would be great. As for now, I want GS to show his thighs. Or tummy. Either is good.
No. 306267
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Yeah, ain't tryna be cool like you
Wobblin' around in your high heel shoes
No. 306337
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another day, another reigen to protect you from porn
No. 306396
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Don't know if this is the right thread for this, but my girlfriend started self shipping with a character I made. I've told her about my own self ship exploits and she always respected me but affirmed that that lifestyle wasn't for her. We made a ton of original characters together though, and recently she's grown super attached to this one and like, it's just so fucking cute to me. I love hearing about her little fantasies with my oc and I'm always trying to get her to tell me more. It genuinely makes me feel a little fuzzy inside. Does that make me a cuck? (Pic not related)
No. 306406
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I want to boop his nose.
No. 306407
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btw, happy new year!!!
No. 306449
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I want to catch this bunny.
No. 306461
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Ive never had a ‘husbando’ but why he kinda…
No. 306463
>>306396i thought you meant lee was your oc and i was so confused. maybe she sees a part of you in your ocs
nonnie and thats what she gets attached to
No. 306465
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>>306464i think i have a husbando now
No. 306466
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>>306462Nikkari Aoe
my beloved, year of the rabbit fanart.
No. 306468
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heres my sickly husbando
No. 306469
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>>305326Ty for posting Julian so I can post Lucio
No. 306477
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>>306476yours is joining him soon when the clown clowns and doesnt give him the antidote
No. 306483
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jean. smileyface
No. 306534
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>>304894ive been saying this!!!
No. 306540
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I am so normal about him
No. 306541
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>>306484>>306485>>306486seems to be jean from disco elysium
No. 306563
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No. 306577
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>>306569Lots of twisted wonderland too. Jolyne Kujo and Makima surprised me, good to see non straight women having their waifus on the list as well! Also
>Rika/Chiri number oneGood for her!
Battinson was also very surprising for me.
>Boutaro made the listExplains the sudden rise in his merch.
>Sugimoto being the lowest only surpassing Boutaro and Usami A crime, really
No. 306580
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>>306569The top 3 were surprising. Congrats to Rika though, well-deserved. Hasebe as second and top Touken Ranbu character is pretty funny to me. His fans are based for basically wanting a butler as their husbando though.
I also didn't expect the top third one.
My boy is still going strong at 33, nice!
No. 306590
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>>306569>tsukishima is 9thproof men complaining about their height is a cope
No. 306608
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Looking back at stuff I watched as a kid really helps me understand my current tastes in fictional men and women. I don't remember him being so hot
No. 306612
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Since he has always lived in a very harsh environment, I often think about what he'd be like if he grew up in a more normal way in this world. Obviously he would still have his core personality traits, but I wonder how they would manifest?
Since he's talented with multiple weapons, he'd do great at different sports but I'm not exactly sure what kind would be his personal favorite. He'd be interested in martial arts at least. Overall I think he'd be kind of a troublemaker and clash with others. His arrogant nature would probably piss many off but I don't think he'd care about that much. He would still do well in school, he's way too ambitious to just not care about that.
I'd be his secret admirer… I want to leave cute handwritten notes into his locker and watch his reaction to them from afar. At some point he'd catch me in the act and then I'd have to confess how much I like him. I think he'd try to play it cool but still be flattered. Even though I feel like I'm not the type he'd be into, I want to think we'd get to know each other better after and things would escalate from that.
I started thinking about what our relationship would be like but then got too embarrassed to continue
No. 306627
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>>306534Glad that someone agrees with me, also hello fellow Ohma enjoyer.
Unrelated but I love the moment where he meets Karura, him not being able to deal with it and running away is so funny to me.
it's weird but I find the way he so effortlessly picks her up kinda hot, I love the thought of me being so small and fragile compared to him.I don't blame her for simping so hard and wanting to marry him, I would do the same.
just without the baby part kek No. 306629
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>>306622Me with Nijino Akira from ToQger.
(Do kaijin count as IRL moids?)
No. 306645
>>306617I love it, there's a lot of sweet art of them together
>>306626Somehow he manages to be very agile, even with the long hair lol. Though it would be way more practical to put it on a bun, I want to see that
No. 306660
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>>306012For me it's Reigen but here are some other MP100 men. Happy New Year's to all you lovely nonnies!
>>306337Very much appreciated!
No. 306692
>>306628i have no interest in child-rearing myself, but to answer your question: i don't think my husbando would take well to a pregnancy. he's a self-proclaimed 'lonely artist' and willingly being tied down with a baby would be way too out of character
–that and i don't think he's too keen on continuing his bloodline, given what i can glean from his lore and the possible link to another character that may or may not be his sister. i could see adoption being a possibility, if he or i were considering branching out in such a way, but that's as far as i'm willing to examine the idea.
No. 306694
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>>306563so true nona. im a fan of the pathetic one
No. 306702
>>306698When I fell in love with my main guy he was 13 years older, now he's only 5 years older even with a 2 year timeskip.
But the whole time he's been 3 years younger then me cause his game takes place in the future…
I just recently said fuck it and I'll self-insert as my older self. That's the fun with fantasy, you can pretend you're whatever age you want.
No. 306732
>>306628My guy comes from a 1000+ old military family so having a kid is pretty much a given. Although I guess he does have a younger brother and his oldass uncle doesn't seem to have had any kids.
We get together when his family starts asking him to consider marriage, though, and then actually fall in love from there. So I think the eventual expectation of kids is on the table and I'm not against it.
He'd be a good father. He's good at taking care of people and mamages to be devoted to his family despite his many duties. It's not played up as such in the game he's from, but the level of dedication he has is almost inhuman.
IRL I'd genuinely consider having an abortion if the baby was male, so I'd want us to have a daughter, kek. There's nothing against daughters taking inheritance and making a name for themselves equal to men in the series he's from anyways.
No. 306737
>>306698when most of the entries in the franchise take place around the current year so everyone ages in real time and they've always been and they'll always be old enough to be my dad it almost makes me feel like
weeaboo Lana del Rey
No. 306775
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>>306628>Any other nonnas think about having kids with their husbandos/waifus?Sometimes.
Usually due to ovulation. Men who are great with kids are a huge turn on, but I don't want kids personally or to suffer through pregnancy or birth. Surrogacy à la mentoring or being there for kids in need works just as well for me.
>What do you think they'd be like as a parent?Probably as perfect of a father as you can reasonably get. Shizuo has the restraint and patience for kids that he lacks with adults, and it's very easy to imagine him doing ridiculous things like pretending to be bad at hide and seek or squeezing into children's seats on amusement park rides because they want him to ride too. He'd value parenthood and want to be there as much as possible, be the traditional provider and protector. I can see him being involved in everything, from cooking with us at meals to regularly going on family outings.
>What do you think the kids will be like?Dunno, never thought about that. I just hope they'd take more after him than me, even if that means our home is destroyed a lot. Cursing his kids with his genetics would cut him deeply, but they'd have someone that understands their problems from the start and someone that they could never hurt too badly, unlike for his childhood.
No. 306795
>>306628Not really, sometimes I do it just for a sweet "what-if", also because I like picturing the designs of the kids, but, as other nonas have already said, I too am child free and for me impregnation and babies ruin a story.
>What do you think they'd be like as a parent?He'll need to get used it, with the bad childhood he had and having been an orphan I can imagine being very hard shifting into the parent mentality, but he will try his best. I picture him being very protective, both during the pregnancy and when the baby is here, but at the same time he'll be so afraid of hurting them because how small they are. He wants to protect the baby but doesn't know how to hold it kek, it's so cute.
>What do you think the kids will be like?In my what-if I imagined us having two kids, one male and one female. First one takes the looks from the father and second one from me. While their personality traits will be a mix from the both of us, their perseverance and fighting spirit will be like their dad.
No. 306802
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Ugh, he's so cute. Look at his little smile.
>tfw no dead inside sniper with possible war crimes under his belt along with mommy and daddy issues that will open up painfully slow and show his affection by hunting for you and teaching you gun trivia for you if you show him a droplet of love and animal facts
>Might still kill you though
No. 306805
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mine, i can fix him
No. 306811
>>306577>Sugimoto being the lowest only surpassing Boutaro and Usami WHY? the other guys are fine too but come on.
>>306802>Might still kill you thoughkek. been a while since I’ve visited these threads but upon seeing that there are so many ogatafags
I made an extremely retarded quiz a while ago. may post it in the gk thread if anyone wants No. 306823
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would you trust this handsome young man to safely deliver you to your destination?
No. 306831
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>>306825he ate dog food to spite a dog once!
>>306824it's nice of him to offer himself as food for the fish
No. 306868
>>306829Do they have a good reason to, because that's what you have to deal with if you husbando villains.
My problem is that of the art and fics he does have most of it is OOC gay stuff.
No. 306872
>>306832Ah, I feel you on weak movie/TV fandoms.
It's Rezaren from Dragon Age Absolution>>306868You called it lol, villain husbandos (especially when they're less redeemable). Sorry to hear that yours is shoehorned into OOC stuff by fans.
No. 306893
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I love my husband
No. 306897
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I'm not ashamed to admit that i've been obsessed with this big-tittied, canonically-a-fag moid for the past year and i don't intend to stop any time soon. I would sell any amount of organs necessary just to be one of his servants for the rest of eternity, that is, if he decides to spare my life to begin with. I want him to use his tall, buff frame to throw me around like a ragdoll. I would keep any fluid i have the honor of receiving in a jar for my enjoyment the rest of my life and cherishing it as if it were a sacred object - whether it be cum, sweat, blood, piss anything is more than an honor. If he kept me ass-naked in his BDSM dungeon with little more than the bare necessities, i'd be perfectly satisfied for the rest of my life. If he wanted to be nicer to me and use me as his bangmaid for whenever he feels like it, i'd be more than merrier with that as well. Wants to feed from me? He can dig his nails into me until i'm anemic. I would never take shit from a moid unless it's him and it saddens me to death i'll never be put into a mating press by him.
No. 306927
>>306911Oh I could write way too much about this, I was actually going through my old diaries and drawings last month because I wanted to see how much I wrote about 'husbando' kind of stuff.
Apparently '60+ anime crushes' that I don't remember at all in middle school.
Was obsessed with Albedo from Xenosaga in high school until the 3rd game ruined it.
Got into some comic guys until retcons ruined it.
Found my current main guy in 2011 but didn't really get obsessed until his second game came out.
Other two mains 2016-17. Had some flavor of the month guys from games and watching LP's. Have some guys on my list I still like but because of how their games ended It's not a lot of current fantasizing.
I'm always on the lookout when I start something new for potential new bachelors.
No. 306974
>>306927Wow! It's neat that you have things to look back on and recall your old forgotten husbandos from.
>>306957I'd love to see it!
No. 306979
>>306911it always warms my heart to see anons who would marry their husbandos!
i've been obsessed with romance my entire life, so i had a bit of an early start. my first husbando was from an obscure cartoon and he was very unlike any of the others i fell for (i.e. a decent person). it never went beyond holding hands but i still consider him my first love, because my feelings were incredibly intense. i was maybe like 6. i still love him as a character, even if my heart belongs to someone else.
my second one i stumbled upon only 2 years later. he's the one my heart belongs to btw. though after the honeymoon period i did ignore his existence for quite a few years and even had many other husbandos. but then i saw all the extra content, and that was it. he was the first one i mentally went to third base with, the one that makes me love any thing or character that reminds me of him, but more importantly i feel an overwhelming desire to understand him, like he is a law of the universe. i think it's what our relationship would look like if he were real, i would resist my savior complex, try to pretend i can build a life as rich and colorful without him, but we would always come back to each other, even after years apart.
No. 306987
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>>306940Massive improvement. Thank you
nonny!
No. 306990
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>>306897 So I'm not the only one with a shameful Jjba crush?
No. 306995
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>>306910I had already thought about Shizuo with kids, so the whole Akane arc ascended me to a new plane when I got there, nonna! I remember gushing for months
at least. I actually went back to rewatch the scene and it's cute how unsettled Tom and Shinra are, expecting a blow-up at the mention of Izaya but Shizuo has some of Kasuka's acting prowess to reassure her.
The immediate following scene kills me too. His hands are bloodied from furiously ringing the doorbell and shaking the door handle of one of Izaya's hideouts and then he furiously stomps down several floors of a stairwell while growling and grunting. "That's twice you've wasted my time, so I'm gonna kill you twice!" kek, Shizuo, my love.>>306897You'll be at risk of bi man STDs but don't let it stop you nonna, kek. Live a fun life, not a long one.
No. 307002
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4 inches soft, 7 inches erect, slightly curved to the left, bubblegum pink, no pubic hair or body hair in general, circumcised, slightly veiny on the bottom, tight round ass
No. 307010
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>>307006For sure, and i absolutely want to humiliate him for it until he's on the verge of tears.
No. 307013
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>>307010Wow, nonna, you're so cool. Keep talking. Let's bond over making our men cry from overwhelming humiliation.
No. 307015
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suicide pact with tsukishima…
No. 307018
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>>307015Novo don't die you're so sexy haha
No. 307019
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>>307018Nooo, not novo kek
More Tsukishima
No. 307021
>>306911I've been an husbandofag as long as I can remember. My first fictional crush was at 6 years old, it was for a videogame character and I was obsessed. I loved talking about him to others, but nobody would understand so they just saw me as the weird girl to make fun of.
I have this embarrassing memory of our elementary school teacher asking us to draw what we wish would come out of Mary Poppins's bag, for some reason, and I drew him, wishing he would come out of there and get togheter with me. We had to show it so the whole class ended up seeing it. My child-self really was a master of embarrassing herself kekObviously at the time I didn't knew things like this existed so I thought I was the only one, but as I discovered the internet I found that many other people had fictional crushes too, and they were writing about it, so I've started reading fics and created my own self insert, and then the rest is history.
I have this thing of getting hyper fixated on stuff for different periods of time until I switch to the next thing, so I've had some main husbandos over the years.
For my current main one I don't have a particular story yet, since I've know him for like less than 2 years.
My best friend recommended to me an anime she liked, she showed me some clips and panels of the manga with him in it and I felt the spark the moment I saw him. I binge watched the anime and fell in love, but I wanted more so I read the manga, and I fell even more in love.
which was very unusual for me to do because I despise reading, I'm an anime-only in fact, but I guess that just shows how much he mattered to meI created an au to self insert into, started drawing him, writing fics with him and thinking about him basically everyday about all kinds of stuff, from romantic scenes to just dumb stuff without any romance involved because I love the universe and it's characters.
and of course, being very sad because he will never be realIt's a pretty uninteresting story, but I wish this love will continue for many, many years to come.
He's got something special that I can't quite explain, he's very dear to me and I love him very much.
No. 307034
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Can't even focus, these vampires are getting hotter and hotter. I don't want to fight em quite the opposite!!
No. 307042
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obligatory hetalia post a la 2011 to complete the circle of retardation
No. 307047
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He's such a classy boy, I love him.
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>>306911I've always been really lovesick throughout my whole life, ever since I was very little I would think of imaginary boyfriends and such.
So my first husbando was I think Hookocho
I was more retarded and a child I fantasized a lot about changing him and making him a better person for some reason, maybe I've always had a terrible savior complex after all.
Then I fell in love with Link from the Ocarina of time game, his pixels were the prettiest ones of the whole N64 games. That was an intense love, I would larp with a friend in school that our husbandos were real and everything. But then, I grew up just a bit, and feel in love specifically with Fierce Deity link, that was just, love at first sight.
And sure, sometimes I ended up creating husbandos based on irl moids I would interact with at school, but I would always go back to Link and Fierce Deity because they were perfect.
When I got older I mostly kept thinking of Link, I would still replay Majora's Mask as much as possible just to get Fierce Deity's mask and watch how he attacked the bosses, and if I hadn't misplaced my 64 I would've replayed it nowadays like usual.
During my hetalia phase I fell in love with America, I liked him a lot, I really have a thing for blonds I guess, I even have the plushie I got of him during the first anime convention I've gone to as a teen.
For a while I thought I was in love with Hatsune Miku's genderbend version, but then I noticed that while listening to some music, I would mostly fantasize about Link.
Sometimes I would think that maybe I was supposed to "fall in love" with irl moids for a some sort of "sense of duty"? Like I "had" to get a boyfriend to "prove" I was likeable or something, I don't know, I just never truly had boyfriends irl because in the end, irl moids are trash, 2D boys will always be perfect, even if they're not perfect, they will change for you.
In highschool I fell in love with Megatron, it's funny, I will never stop misremembering a DeviantArt post talking about how every transformer's fan goes through the same "cycle" (fall in love with Bumblebee, then Optimus, the bumblebee again, then starscream, then bumblebee again, then Megatron, Optimus again, and then you actually fall in love with the robot you really like the most) it was kind of like that, I could be wrong, honestly, some of my teenage and childhood days feel like they were just memories made by my imagination.
But yeah, I spent most of my late teens in love with megatron, everyone in my close friend's circle from Uni knows me as the (autistic) robot fucker that would talk about how superior is robot sex. I kind of fell out of love though, I don't know, I guess it just happened, I was actually pretty sad and felt empty for quite a while, because I was in love with him for like 9 years.
And then, it happened, it's kind of funny, I would always end up loving Link the most, I think it's like being an old couple that just loves each other, I don't really talk much about him, but I just love my beautiful midget, he's amazing.
What happened was that I started playing more otome games again, I fell in love hard for different gacha game boys, I admit it, I guess the heart isn't wise sometimes and it makes the brain do stupid things that the soul never regrets, like falling in love.
Now I have a harem of husbandos, I love them all very, very much, I don't know what would be of my life without them.
If I could look nice and get lots of money before I don't have much energy to move around, I would love to get a photoshoot done with my husbandos, I was thinking of very well done prints or photoshop, so I can somehow make real all of the fantasies I think about. Like coffee dates, fancy dates at the multiple places I've traveled to, hanging out at home, cuddles, reading together, playing with my dog, at the beach, visiting museums, going back home from work and so much more.
Everything, I just want to be able to have some sort of "proof" of the happiness I feel when I think about them, they make everything interesting, less scary, calm, nice, sweeter, tastier, funnier. They really make my life better.
No. 307066
>>307054Not the OP who asked the question, but your story is so sweet nona. Glad I wasn't the only one who talked about her husbandos at school.
but unlike me you still continued when you were older, I really admired that. Being bullied about it made me ashamed of doing it so after elementary school I kept it all to myself, so I'm glad you didn't have the same experience.I've never been into transformers, only watched a couple of the live action movies, but for some reason I had a short period of time where I loved Megatron too. I have a thing for giant robots and he's evil and cool so I guess it did the job kek.
A photoshoot with the husbandos sounds like such a cute idea. I would love if there was some kind of technology that makes them appear in photo with us and make it seem authentic and in character, like they pose with us, change expressions and everything. I hate being photographed but for them I would do it, don't care if I'm not photogenic.
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>>307066Thank you,
nonnie! I tend to think about my love history from time to time, it's nice to organize my thoughts like this!
It's kind of funny, I got bullied for falling in love with irl moids, not for liking 2D guys. It really showed me how shitty are they from an early ageMegatron's voice is quite alluring tbh, I think that's like his main appeal, his transformers prime design is beautiful though, that's the one that made me finish making it click, and his More Than Meets The Eye personality mixed with his new design was like a nail in my heart kek.
Nonnie! I actually saw a filter yesterday that makes it seem like some hot 2D guys are hugging you and such, it was mostly on dumbass joke videos so I haven't found out the name of the filter, but I'm sure that maybe it could get commissioned if there's already like a base of actions made somewhere.
The classic would be photoshopping the husbando in a picture, I actually want to try photoshop again just so I can do something like pic related, and it's honestly quite great, nobody would notice that you're posing with your waifu/husbando if you keep the poses as natural as possible.
No. 307105
>>307047Wow, beautiful!
>>307054AYRT, this is so cute, nonna. I can feel the love you have for your husbandos and how much they've impacted your life.
No. 307111
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I want him
No. 307187
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A late happy new year nonnas! I've missed contributing to this thread!
>Are you nonnies into bullying your husbandos?>>304877Bullying is out of the picture however teasing is a different story - having a husbando that gets flustered by the slightest misunderstanding is a huge turn-on, for example, running towards him like there's some sort of emergency but in reality I want to lift his shirt and
bite him.I have no idea how to flirt, therefore it'd be me embarrassing myself until I think I'm doing it right.
>Any other nonnas think about having kids with their husbandos/waifus?>>306628I find this question hilarious because just the other week I imagined months after we settled down, we tried for kids..
Due to my condition there's a high chance of me having a
miscarriage and a plethora of other issues, so it's either adopting a kid or surrogacy. On the other hand he'd be a great dad! I can easily see him being the playful + dependable type since he has a younger sister. He would go above and beyond for them, even going as far as taking every step necessary to give them the best childhood, compared to his. He'd also be a stay-at-home dad, I just can't see him working at a soul-sucking job instead of one he's passionate about.
>What do you think the kids will be like?I haven't thought about that in detail, but if we had two kids, preferably girls, one would be the adventurous type while the other would be quieter. If it's one kid, either personality could work.
>>307002This sentence alone gave me goosebumps and made me horny. If Takakura isn't at least six inches I'll fucking crush him. No. 307198
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My girls. My bosom friends. I have questions.
Some nonnas have written that you write fanfiction of your and your husbando. Do you share it as reader insert or whatever or keep it to yourself? How involved do your stories get? Are they just a thousand words of you and your husbando having tea or is it millions of words-long epic story with a plot somewhat?
For the nonnas who write and draw. How do you keep it secret? Do you have a password protected file or a locked safe etc lmao? I'm so embarrassed. I want to keep him to myself like a secret stash of expensive cigars or chocolate.
I'm sorry if these have been answered before. Anyway I've been fixated on this horsefaced fucker for 20 years, here he is, this is my confession
No. 307200
>>307079Thanks for informing me nona! I didn't know this filter existed, I tried to search it but I couldn't find the name either. I think photoshop is still the best option, so I wish you good luck on creating the cutest pics of your dreams with your wonderful husbandos. I'm sure they will be very happy to be in photos with you!
>>307198About fanfictions: I keep them to myself, only made them read to two of my friends. I have a whole au based on the story of the series, changing it slightly to fit my oc/self insert in, creating a whole backstory and other OCs related to her to make her believable and fit in with the universe, so I think I can say that I'm pretty involved in it.
Even if I have a whole arching plot I only write one shots, that still keep a continuity with each other though. Sometimes they're short, and sometimes they reach like 10+ pages kek.
the doc i use for fics reached 50 pages, but I haven't wrote anything new in a while since I've been hit by an horrible writer block that just won't go away, and I hate it even more because I keep having lots of ideas for fics to write and things to change in older fics.For drawings: I still haven't drawn any self shipping art, for now I've just done fan art, but generally, even when I did it years ago, I just kept it in a folder between all my other drawings, nothing fancy to hide it or things like that. Nobody looks into my stuff anyways.
No. 307204
>>307198I just write a few paragraphs in a notepad file when I have an idea, not even bothering with proper grammer or keeping a consistent tense, sometimes I add little side comments. I do quick copy paste it back and forth through word to clean up the typos though. I don't share it, I don't really feel like sharing it because then I'd have to clean it up into a properly formatted thing.
I don't bother hiding the files or my physical drawings because nobody else uses my computer and I don't live with snoops who would go through my papers.
Anyway, today Mom asked what I was laughing at and I had to awkwardly stifle myself because I was thinking about my husbandos gap moe sweet tooth…
No. 307211
>>307207I'm sorry to break it to you, but it
is small at worst and average at best. It's absolutely not
above average. I got out my measuring tape both times for this, nonna.
No. 307269
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I miss drawing styles like the one we see on Hellsing Ultimate. Besides the drawing style, Alucard's demeanor is so enticing. I find him dangerously sexy.
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>>307269I liked father anderson better
No. 307358
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>>307002great taste
nonnie, he's so cute and he has a lovely lean build
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>>307365>>307395it's the Code Geass Lelouch of Rebellion ds game. unfortunately it's only in Japanese but idgaf all I wanna see is Lulu's ass in that cat costume
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Roach man
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>>307269his long dark hair is what really does it for me nona
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>>307436I love him so much! With a sweet smile like that, he could ask me for anything and I would comply. I bet he can't wait for spring so he can roll in the grass. I want to take him out on a picnic somewhere where it'll just be us. I wanna toss our food scraps into the air and have him gun em to bits like clay pigeons. ♥
Hope you're all well and thriving, nonnas!
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I know I'm a loser but the Sugimoto nendo announcement legit made my day. I've been waiting for it since 2021
Sugiwives we won
No. 307602
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>>307541Maybe you can save a few pics of him to your phone to scroll through? The official game with my husbando has one scene with him and is from 2012, I make him in the character creation in a lot of the games I play when I'm not playing as myself so I can look at him more kek
No. 307618
>>307541Try to find a no-commentary long play or a 'game' the movie youtube video?
I'm recording all the conversations my guy has in my current playthough of his game so I can rip the good voice lines to listen to when I want to immerse.
Once I upgrade my computer I have to figure out if I can just rip all the lines from the game files directly.
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Literally me
No. 307829
>>306628I'm quite tokophobic so I don't really like thinking of this but one time I stumbled upon those Instagram baby photo accounts down an Internet rabbithole and I saw this
half Asian, quarter black, quarter white (those #mixedkids accounts are a trip but all Insta baby accounts are honestly) baby that reminded me of him and myself. However, he's already in his mid fifties and not getting any younger and both of us are already pretty damn autistic so the babies we'd make would be severely retarded and probably manlets too since I'm below 5'. He's already raised children before and hopefully he doesn't get the empty nest syndrome, or if he does he should just go back to the orphanage.
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I love this Sugimoto pic because it titillated even non Sugifags
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Finally have the spaghetti I've been craving for over a week, immediately crave Italian dick after the last bite. Mamma mia!
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I just feel like he would kill anyone who even came near me and would be like a protective dog
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I wish there was more fanart of him
No. 308220
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Am I the only one who thinks about sad scenarios with their husbandos? I don't mean with bad arguments of breakups, but comfort scenarios regarding eachother. For example about a sad thing relating to them, a particular event related to the plot, or just related to personal problems. Them opening up to you or protecting you counts too obviously.
I have such a thing for strong and protective guys, so I picture him being like my knight in shining armor. Cheesy I know, but I like it. He did teasingly call Kaede "my queen" so it fitsIf so, what are your comfort scenarios nonas? I love reading all your fantasies.
For me, I've already mentioned before how bad I want to hug him, surprising him with this gesture of affection he isn't used to, being so touch starved and all. But many many times I had thoughts of him comforting me with my bad thoughts and insecurities too.
I really admire his perservance and how much he's focused on his goal, not caring about what others think or the obstacles he has to face to reach it, so I would be afraid of dissapointing him by not being strong enough. He may not be good with words, he's more a "shows affection indirectly with his gestures" kind of guy, but in various occasions he shows that even with simple words he can mean a lot. I find it very cute picturing his ways of reassuring me.
he also would give me lots of headpats and I love that so much kek>>308167I've never celebrated my husbando birthday, but maybe on that day you can dress in ways that remind you of him. Not cosplay of course, just related to his color scheme or favorite color if he has one. Nobody would notice, it's a thing only you would know, so it will make it more special.
Doing a fan art to wish him happy birthday or a short fic is also a good option.
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Two cuties
No. 308243
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>>308220Oh nonna, everything you wrote is so sweet! Don't be embarrassed for being cheesy! I think about the same things so much! I admire my love's intense and unwavering dedication towards the people he respects and his friends and found family. I would worry about not being good enough or disappointing him somehow, but we have the same ferocity for the people we care about and aren't for picking on the weak so maybe my negatives would be outweighed. I relate to him and some of his close friends a lot, I think he could understand a lot of my problems even if he doesn't always grasp the depth or nuances of some of them - he would try his hardest to and always listen to me. Of course I'd want to hear anything he wants to open up to me about too. Good or bad, anything about his mom, dad, or the traitorous friends that took advantage of him or dealing with the system or being on the streets. I want to support him in bettering himself and I want to be part of the warm home he returns to. He could be crass, fumble or use words incorrectly and I wouldn't mind, I'm the same way. His genuineness in being himself is so charming.
I'm rather ill
physically and mentally so I think a lot about how he'd try to go about comforting me. I like to think that I'd be a high priority, for better or worse I might accidentally remind him too much of his ill mother.
Sometimes all I need is to be held and reassured, kind murmurs in my ears and back rubs whilst in his arms, or to be taken on a midnight ride. I want to press my head against his back and hold his midsection on a scooter or bike in the fresh night air. Other times I imagine an array of things. Like him trying to cook slightly elaborate meals for me and something going awry because he doesn't understand cooking measurements, so he has to give up and get take out anyway or go with something simplistic but still perfect to the both of us like grilled fish or salad. I could listen to him tell me about whatever he's listening to lately, in general or as a much needed distraction, and he could show me a new dance move or beatbox to get a smile or laugh out of me.
Dancing with him would be so nice, no matter the genre of music. I'm a flowers kind of gal as well and it wouldn't matter if they're handpicked or if he bought a bouquet, I would find it really touching and romantic even if I'm always sad to see them wither.
Maybe I've repeated myself once or twice before, sorry. ♥
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>>308243Aww nona thank you, I'm glad we share the same thoughts!
Everything you wrote is so sweet and adorable, my heart is filled with serotonin, I couldn't stop smiling while reading it.
You two are such a perfect couple, the way you help and understand each other really makes you look like soulmates.
I love the thought of midnight rides so I can already picture the scene you two riding in the night. Like passing by the sea illuminated by moonlight, the road empty thanks to late hour, and just the two of you together, enjoying the silence of this beautiful atmosphere.
I'm sure he would make the perfect husband, lucky that he's Italian too, so you can eat all the many delicious dishes of Italian cuisine.
as an Italian myself, I can confirm. On the same note, feels weird that Jojo made many people start simping for Italian men and get curious of the culture. I'm not complaining, Italian is a beautiful language, I just find it funny that we're represented by hot beefy men. If only there were actually men like this here kekIt's admirable how much you care about him despite his bad past and all, helping him get better and forget all the suffering he experienced, it's something I always do with Ohma too. Yeah sure, one could say he's got lots of flaws, but they're what makes him special. If he was just a normal dude who fights then it wouldn't be the same.
Btw, don't worry about repeating yourself, while writing the previous post I was about to tell a fantasy I already wrote myself. I think of the same scenarios multiple times so I end up repeating myself a lot, but hey, who cares. What matters is having fun doing it.
I'm really sorry that you have to endure all those problems nona, may he make them all dissappear with a passionate kiss and a sweet "Ti amo", so you don't have to think about them anymore
❤️ No. 309539
>>308654Destiny
I almost fell for the robot again.
No. 309541
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>>309539Also
Left Rasputin the Warmind, his 'new' personality is really cute but I need hair on my androids.
Right Rasputin aka Kotomine Kirei, the asshole who didn't respond to my summons but I wonder if there's porn with him and Gudako yet.
No. 309543
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Finally got to watching those avatar movies
Now I’m a furry
Seriously though he is so precious
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>>309543Could 1000% understand why Neytiri had 3 kids with him right after the other. The hair sex scene from the first movie absolutely changed my brain chemistry. I just know he mindsoul fucked her so good ugh
No. 309557
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>>309543>>309551not with those micro dicks
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>>309557Idc about their dicks I want to get mindfucked by his tentacle hair thing.
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I love his edgy rat-boy ass. I kind of headcanon him as being one of those tactical gear enthusiasts, he gets real snobby about different brands/the fabric they use. Sometimes gives himself piercings when he gets antsy and bored. He tries to keep up his edgy appearance, mostly because he likes feeling cool, but secretly because it soothes a part of him and gives him security, it keeps people at a distance but once he feels safe enough to let you in, he shows what a big, charming softie he is. he jumps at the chance to take care of you when you're sick or injured, taking extra care to be gentle when he's cleaning your wounds and patching you up. and of course, he's expertly trained in first aid and can wrap up bandages perfectly. he always says "shh it's okay" if it stings too much or if you cry. he loves nothing more than seeing your face light up tasting the dishes he cooks; you can see the glint in his eyes and the sides of his mouth curl into a gentle smile as he brings you a fresh stack of pancakes for breakfast in bed. At first, he brushes off your attempts to take care of him and his injuries, leaving them to heal on their own, you know he doesn't like it because of his own self-hatred, but eventually he allows himself to be taken care of too little by little. He turns his face away when you clean up his wounds, not because he can’t stand the pain but because he can’t stand being vulnerable. You softly caress his bandaged-up arm and watch as his ear flick – he only does that when he really likes something, you’ve seen him do it when he’s listening to his favourite music or when you’re both watching one of his favourite movies on the couch and you run his hands through his chest fur, or when he’s trying out a new recipe and gets really into it. “Nice work.” He murmurs, hiding his embarrassment and keeping his face turned away. As much as you would like him to not hide his true emotions his bashfulness is pretty adorable. I could write about him all day nonnas I need to stop.
my brainrot has gotten so bad that I had a dream that we planned to go on a date around valentine’s day but the restaurant ended up catching on fire before he got there so we had to reschedule rip
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>>309557Idc as long as I know he’s twice my height and can give me good cuddles
No. 309635
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mucho sexo tachibana
No. 309650
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He's caring, sweet, attentive, optimistic and mindful
I know he's very goofy and clumsy sometimes but he has a genuinely kind, warm soul. I would appreciate having someone as dedicated as him by my side, I know he would take care of me and show me his lil silly crafts
No. 309655
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You know how people put photo cards in these cutesie holders? Does anyone have examples of doing this with like trading cards or just 2D characters in general? I want inspo for my own kek
No. 309684
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>>309680Not really, most of them aren't really story relevant anymore, and they're mostly weird old men/aliens.
Special mention to Devrim, Mithrax and Drifter though.
Making this dumb collage I realized I like most of the male NPC's. I really want to know what Jolyon and Fenchurch look like too.
I still regret I never took some screenshots of Asher before Io went away…
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>>308274Oh nonna,
your reply filled me with serotonin. I've been flustered for days while trying to make time to reply. ♥ I'm such an unrepentant sperg for my man that I only have things of him, hopefully the first thing I saw on pixiv makes you happy! And thank you so much for the well wishes! Just having him nearby makes everything easier to handle. No matter my condition, I could watch him do anything and be contented.
I love Italian cuisine so much, it always has that warm homey quality and I love rustic things in general. It's probably obvious that I'm pretty old fashioned. Baking ziti or making homemade meatballs for spaghetti with him would bring me so much simplistic joy. I wouldn't even hate having to clean pizza dough off of the ceiling from Nara trying to show off. (I wonder if he can balance on Aerosmith to get it for me. I bet you could stand on Ohma's shoulders if he made a similar mess lol) I can imagine all the restaurants he could wine and dine me in too.
And all the places in the restaurants we could boink while the chefs cook. That lasagna is gonna take awhile to heat up but I won't.There's so many things to think about or think about doing with our men! You're right, we can't help it if we get stuck on our favorites. Ohma is so lucky to have your love and devotion! ♥
There's a lot Italian immigrants where I'm from, so some of the culture was always here to appreciate and join in with. I wish I picked up more Italian just for my fantasies lol. I don't want it to come off in any negative way, but I liked silly Italian American/mafia movies like Goodfellas and My Cousin Vinny before JoJo was big in my life. It's really funny to think about how JoJo is now a major representative of Italian men when Araki is just a fashionfag and weeb for other cultures. Older women like myself still think of Fabio or The Soprano men first lol>>309655No, but that's so cute! Looks like you only need an image to print out for it, you should do it, nonna!
No. 309725
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Thinking of war crime ridden dick again
No. 309729
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post songs that remind you of your husbandos, I'll start:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs No. 309743
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>>309685I'm glad you liked my reply so much nona! Don't worry, I too have my gallery filled with my man, so of course every picture of him makes me happy! Thank you❤️
Now that you're talking about it, cooking with them would be so much fun.
Sure, a big mess, but still fun.
Good thing that they have stronger arms so manual stuff will be less tiring. Would love to make Ohma taste the food as I'm cooking it and hear his opinion, I will keep an eye on him though or he will eat it all. I want to make him taste many dishes of Italian cuisine, I picture his eyes glowing realizing how good it is and eat it all until the plate is clean. He's a man of substance and I'm all for it.
that lasagna comment made me laugh, never thought of doing it in a restaurant. Sounds spicy. Who says the dessert needs to come last, am I right?Thank you for saying he's lucky to have me. I'm a very insecure person so I don't value myself at all, that's why I always think that I would be the lucky one if I had him by my side. Makes me happy and flustered reading compliments like this❤️
no worries, I'm glad your happy to join our culture! I find it funny the way we Italians are portraied, especially when I hear people trying to imitate the heavy accent. While I can't relate to many of our portraits in media, my family isn't really a traditional one like those you see in series or movies, I can say that the meme of us gesticulating a lot is very true. It's a natural thing that I don't even notice doing, my hands just can't stay still kekHave a pic of Narancia reading to you all the reasons you're amazing and why he loves you very much.
He probably spent hours secretly writing it for you because he didn't know how to properly explain them. Maybe with cute little drawings too!
>>309655I searched for a bit, but the only thing I could find where the ones with picture of Kpop guys in them. I too think that printing an image would be good enough, maybe with a thicker paper though, so it doesn't break very easily.
Now I want one with Ohma very badly kek.
No. 309747
>>308220Anon, this was so sweet and really warmed my heart to read. It's wonderful that you two can grow together, you showing him the affection that is so foreign to him, soon he won't know how he ever lived without it. And I'm sure he would reassure you in his own way that you are a very valuable and important person and help you build up your confidence. I've been cheering on you and Ohma for a little while now, and it's always nice seeing all of your posts nona.
As for me, my husbando has a lot of trauma from everything he's been through and although I can't fix him, I can be his comfort and hopefully he can forget everything when he's with me even if it's for a moment. I imagine he has trouble sleeping and has a lot of night terrors and flashbacks so I want to be there to calm him down, cradle his head in my chest or lay him down on my lap, stroking his hair or his back until he falls back asleep. He's faced a lot of loss in his life that he can't accept, I have my own traumatic loss as well but nowhere near the hell he's been through. He also lost his parents right at the cusp of adulthood and had to take on responsibility for his sister and be an adult right away, so I'd like to bring a little whimsy back into his life, and also help him remember the little things he had since long forgotten, like the memories of Christmas morning with his family, or the first time he went fishing, anything but his work.
>>309655Oh these are so cute! I love how they have iconic husbandos inside, kek. I actually have a set of Sanrio ones laying around, I was going to print out and decorate pictures with stickers to put in but haven't gotten around to it yet.
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When will he rip and tear my clothes off
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i posted about this in /ot/ earlier cuz i was too scared to come here since it's the most basic husbando but i cant help it anymore nonas I CANT HELP IT AAAAA
No. 309819
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Holy fucking shit
No. 309833
>>309747Nona thank you so much, you're all too nice❤️ I'm flustered, my cheeks hurt from smiling when I read these posts. I'm very happy you like seeing my posts and cheer for me and Ohma. Never thought that my dumb spergning could amount to something kek.
when I was a teen I really wished to see other people be interested in one of my husbandos and ship me with him, but then I abandoned that fantasy because of bad experiences. It warms my heart recieving so much support for something I really care about, no matter how dumb and cheesy it isI'm really sorry for your traumatic loss and how much suffering your husbando has experienced, it's admirable how you care and look out for him, you two could slowly heal eachother together. I can understand the feeling of wanting to protect and comfort him, I'm sure he'll do the same, thinking of you as his only ray of light between all the dark thoughts in his head. Just like you said, when you will make him feel those happy memories again, he won't know how he ever lived without them. But this time those memories will be with you, so they'll become even more special!
>>309729Dunno why, but this song makes me think of me and him together.
It's so romantic. I like to think the lyrics are what we secretly think about eachother.
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I think it's been over a year since I last posted here but my husband is back therefore I must return as well
He looks so miserable I love him so much
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>>309816yes! his sociopathic and egotistical ways make me love him, even though i know he doesn't give a shit about women kek
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>>309761I play as well! And yeah, Blade is adorable, but the coomer inside me also Quincy and Eiden specifically with his new hairstyle.
I just have a thing for certain voices to some extent, which is honestly one of the reasons why I fell in love with Rook, Rook's voice is like putting on a new pair of really fluffy earmuffs on a really cold winter or that feeling when someone gives your ears a massage, but sexy.
No. 309925
>>309743It's a win-win for all of us, we get dishwashers and batter beaters and they get hot homecooked meals made with love. I hope Ohma at least saves you your portion! I'm lucky Naran knows to share so everyone gets fed, though I was thinking about how he might be territorial over packed lunches the other day. Gotta protect what's rightfully his.
>I picture his eyes glowing realizing how good it is and eat it all until the plate is clean.Awh, I imagine the same thing with Nara. It gives me such a good feeling!
Having my cooking appreciated really does it for me lol and oh the things you can get up to while waiting to be serviced, like being serviced lolOh nonna ♥ You sound like me, I know our men wouldn't want us to think so low of ourselves. You deserve the compliments from both Ohma and me. ♥ He probably has your picture tapped inside of his locker. I hope he does something cute for you in his downtime too. I bet Naran was writing his love notes and doodling instead of studying.
The thought and that edit is so cute, I squealed! Simple touches really make his pretty violet eyes pop. ♥
No pressure but if it's something you've thought about, you should consider joining the server. We can gesticulate over our men and I can give you the smooch you deserve for being a sweetheart lol>>309729>post songs that remind you of your husbandosSettling on just one is really difficult, I have a playlist that I'm always adding more to, so here's my favorite earworm one. [/spoiler]Tempting to be cliché and post Gangsta Boy or Ghetto Baby by Lana, or a fuck or rap song that I don't think other nonnas wanna hear like meme
https://youtu.be/gE6MUAOdxmQ kek[/spoiler]
No. 309931
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a masterpiece worth ten billion yen… dazaifags, what's your favorite version of him
>>309890good taste nona
No. 309937
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I want Big Boss to restrain me and give me a sloppy oral right. now.
No. 309943
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Jason Todd/Red Hood, My favorite Robin. My edgelord, i want all 200+ pounds of pure muscle of him 2 just lay on top of me and use him as a weighted blanket. also I just know his dick is big. He can fuck me like he hates the shit out of me.
No. 309955
>>309925Yeah don't worry, he may eat a lot but he doesn't mind sharing. At first he wouldn't think about it because he's used to eating without a care in the world, but he'll start to remember it. I picture him taking another plate of food from the pan, going to take a bite but stopping to stare at me and ask "You want some?" with that sweet himbo-attitude of his that makes my heart melt. He also would worry that I don't eat enough and will remind me to do so.
The picture thing is so cute, I can see him do that after he finds out I have a picture of him with me. I would totally put a picture of us as my phone screen too.
He's a guy that shows his love through gestures rather than words and I have so many little headcanons regarding this and other stuff that I could make a whole list for it.
Yes, that edit is very cute! I randomly found it while searching for picture of Narancia with hearts and I thought it was very fitting. Glad it made you happy.
I never used discord but I made an account just a few moments ago! I'll be very happy to chat with you❤️ I can't find the server though, I've scrolled in the previous thread because I remember there was a post about it somewhere but I couldn't find it. Maybe I'm dumb kek. As a non-english speaker, and a very anxious person, I fear that joining a whole server might be a little overwhelming for me, at least at first because you will be one of the first English-speaking person I'll have a chat with. I can post my discord info in new friend finder thread 2 with a pic of Narancia or Ohma so you know it's for you, and we can have a private chat togheter!Your song choice is pretty fitting btw.
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Soo, who's the better Sasuke?
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I need to dream about him again…
>>304820It makes me so happy he was included in the OP image!
and I didn't have to do it myself this time No. 309995
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No thoughts, head empty
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This giant blue cat man is ruining my life
No. 310020
>>310019It's all fun and games until your favorite gets hit by some retcons.
rip annihilation era cosmic marvel
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>>309955Good! If he's the small gesture type, maybe he'll start portioning your plate for you to make sure you get enough. Then he can go back for seconds without concern too, gonna need those calories and proteins to maintain all that muscle. (I actually misread at first and thought "oh no, if he talks with his mouth full, I hope he at least pushes it into one cheek like a hamster first" kek) All this picture talk makes me think of photo booths; I want to pull Nara into one to take a string of them for his wallet. I think it'd last longer too, his phone is probably prone to getting busted.
Assuming you found the posts in the friend finder thread, I gave her a heads up so she shouldn't take too long to get a hold of you! Safer than posting your account too. It's okay to be anxious, but there's nothing to worry about. You're not the only ESL and no one is gonna be mean to you about it! Plenty of us started out shy and warmed up after lurking a bit. I'm easy to find amongst the ladies, so you can always hide in DMs with me if you want! ♥ Glad you liked it, I overplay that song for sure.
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IM SO IN LOVE WITH WOLF!!!! i've never been this stupidly in love with a FICTIONAL MAN, it's damaging my brain!!! i can't stop fantasizing about him, i need help!!!
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I'm the mammon lover just checking in to say I found Ohma-nonnie on friend finder, but I'm older than what she's comfortable with so I won't reach out and I love just bonding on this thread with horny nonnies.
Haven't played the damn game in over a month even though I know I have birthday messages from the characters and I think about him every day. Need a dating sim with him as the only option cause I've got tunnel vision and I'm not ashamed. and a R18 dlc with several options for graphic content thx
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Happy belated birthday, Ogatito
No. 310068
>>310025Nara as a hamster is so precious, imagine holding him in your hands and him being so happy about it. Now I want to see all the husbandos as cute hamsters kek
just checked the friend finder thread, thank you so much Nona! You really helped me, I hope to see you soon in the server then!>>310042Glad to see you back Mammon-nona, hope your beautiful man is doing well.
don't worry about the age thing, I didn't know what range to put because this is my first time chatting with other people online. I'll gladly make expection for people I already had a wonderful time talking with here, so feel free to contact me whenever you want❤️ No. 310079
>>309967Megumi would pout and sulk if you insulted him, but he'd become completely feral and bloody if you were in danger.
Aki would lose his virginity to you, and have to stop every minute or so apologizing because he doesn't want to come too fast.
At least that's how I imagine them. They're both brats in their own unique way but Aki is more appealing to me, since he seems like he'd be harder to get.
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>>310076I used to be a Goro husbandofag a year ago and I made terrible financial decisions when I loved him, kek. I actually bought picrel that I'm trying to resell since I have a different fictional crush now.
It's a total shot in the dark, but if you're ever in the market for this plush, maybe we could exchange emails? Would be nice to give him away to a fellow yumejoshi No. 310127
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>Missed all the Shadow talk last month God damn, I need to check this place more often. He is my one and only.
>>304945I love his tiny waist, just think, you could probably fit your hands all the way around it. You could squeeze his toned but soft belly and make your way up to that adorable little fluff on his chest and he'd look away, not able to maintain eye contact with you anymore out of embarrassment from the way you're feeling him up.
>>306628It's really odd to come into this thread and see so many people against having kids with their husbando. Because god DAMN, I literally do not care if it's impossible on multiple levels, I want to make him a father. I'd probably be the one to bring it up, ease him into the idea. I want two beautiful hybrids with my husband.
>>309580God Nonna I got sick the other day and all I could think about was him just caring for me. He'd be a bit more concerned than maybe he should be, since he doesn't know what it's like to be sick, and the last person he was close to was in danger of dying if she so much as got a cold. So he'd be like your angel, he'd watch over you and protect you and give you everything you need to get better even if you don't want it. Like, he's stubborn, you say you don't want the health drink to replenish electrolytes or whatever and he'd be all adamant that you at least take slow sips of it. Shadow murmuring soft words into your ear, husky breath grazing over your face. Cuddling into Shadow's adorable chest fluff and burying your nose into it, the soothing scent of lavender making you feel a bit better. And he's so strong even if he's small, he'd carry you to bed, but you wouldn't want him to unhand you. I'd personally drag him into bed with me. God he's so gorgeous, I think about him every day, I think about how much I want to be his wife, and maybe it's silly but I love that other people love him too since all he knows is manipulation and hate. He deserves all the love in the world and more and I wish every day thar I could give it to him and make him feel just a little bit happier, everything would be worth it to see the hints of a smile making its way onto that usually cold, reserved and stoic handsome face.
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>>310123Right? Too expensive for what it is. But still…
>>310085You’re right that illustrations would sweeten the deal. Actually she does some other merch packs and is a pretty good artist, I think she does a Goro one that is all illustrations but it’s not spicy enough for me. I wish I knew how to navigate Pixiv properly.
>>310090Hello fellow Gorofag, I am very interested!! Yes please get in touch, my email is in the field No. 310227
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I am a simple woman. I get drunk, I post my senior citizen to the thread.
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>>310133>>310142Holy shit, fellow Gorofags on lolcow? Hey there!
I might just email you later too!Goro took over my life back way back when and I've been obsessed with him ever since. No other fictional man comes close to him. I love him so much.
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I have a huge crush on guys who wear masks, but this guy being Sweet + psycho and being morally gray is just heart emoji x1000
His normal form is also sexy, he's sweet with kids too more heart emojis
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>>310001I take it as a silly joke
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idgaf about cod, never did but im enjoying all the sexy fanart
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I will wait for him at the shore. Everyday I will sit down at dawn until dusk, hoping every ship is his. I will wait until I can smell the sea salt from his hair again.
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Hes so pathetic…I love him
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caption says something like
>It's not elegant, so I'll confiscate it (The gun fits perfectly)
both of them… i love them so much……
No. 310392
>>310099I love him so much!! I love everything about him. I love the size difference with almost any other character in the game, he's tiny and adorable!!!! I love his super obedient, loyal, and stoic personality that makes me see him as a puppy!!! (I know he's emotionally broken BUT I COULD MAKE HIM HAPPY)
I LOVE HIS VOICE, HIS NOSE, HIS EYES, HIS PERFECT JAWLINE!!!! I love that you can choose to give him some agency and you see him growing, even if just a tiny bit!
I love that he's kind in his own awkward way!!!!
I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND WANT TO EAT HIM!!!!
i just ordered his figma figure because i cannot continue living without something physical that reminds me of him
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>>310391>KasenAh, a nona of culture I see.
Please enjoy this screenshot I took of his thicc ankles.
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He's the only reason i'm reading that shit manga
No. 310473
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I like to listen to his theme and brood on the couch
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I wanna ride him til his little plane can't lift off anymore and then drug him with viagra to keep going.
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I don't want to- I need to lick his face like a lollipop while sitting on his lap, playing with his hair and telling him that he's cute. Like this isn't a wish, this is something I need, like how I need to drink water or breathe.
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My boyfriend Karl!
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>>310504Thank you anon and vice versa.
>>310508Well, that depends on how willing you are to finish all the other routes to unlock his. His route is cool because of the context that it adds to his previous appearances and because he's the only character
aside from Kent who is worthy of mc's love imo
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me on top and my husbando on the bottom
No. 310616
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He’s so adorable. Next time he nearly pisses his pants I want him to use my mouth as a urinal instead, I’d savor every drop, maybe even put some of it in a mason jar to preserve until he’ll freezes over
>>310574Shut up normalfag
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>>310633>>310638How you look rn:
No. 310656
>>310650You could simply be falling out of love with your boyfriend. Men are not even a flicker to the flame of their fictional counterparts; they compare worse in every imaginable aspect.
>I feel genuinely bad for my irl bf because he's a better partner than my husbando would beYeah, if he was real that may be true, but fictional men can't disappoint you or cheat on you or physically harm you. I don't mean to sperg but maybe your obsession with your husbando is symbolic of something a little deeper.
No. 310664
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Thinking about finally doing a disastrous things (microtransactions), I haven't been grinding much since I've been swamped with work & the banner for his most recent card ends in like 3 days… I'm 3 10 pulls away, maybe 2 if I milk everything dry. Even then I would have to spend like £30, which is money I do not have, I hate you autism.
No. 310671
>>310661This
nonnie gets it
No. 310673
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>>310668Nonna, i can guarantee you scrotes have far worse fetishes and even some people on this very website, a little pee isn't gonna hurt anyone. When did this website become infested with sjws?
No. 310675
>>310673Nevertheless she's right
>>310668 about pissing on men even fiction ones.
I do approve of him pissing himself and being humiliated by the fact but that never happens. No. 310677
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Anyway. This man eats pussy like a man starved and I refuse to believe anything different.
No. 310678
>>310677Randomly seeing Jarlaxle on the site front page was a pleasant surprise lol. I bet you really liked the scenes where he had C-B tied up or where Kimmuriel walks in on him having an orgy kek.
Personally I thought Gromph was hot because of the book where he does sexy evil mind power stuff on Catti Brie.
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>>310675Don't mistake me, i want to see him piss himself and humiliate him over it, and it did happen in the anime IIRC the pissing part idk about the humiliation. All i want to do is humiliate and bully that pathetic little fuck.
No. 310680
>>310678Unfortunately I haven't read his books yet and had no idea about either of those scenes, they sound great! Jarlaxle's a new crush because
my friend packs our dnd campaign with husbando bait like the cringe nerdlets we are, so I'm still learning his full story.
Oh, Gromph is so hot it's scary. I'd sneak into Sorcere just to listen to him lecture. Once, because I can't imagine the consequences are worth it enough to do twice! What sort of mind power stuff would you want him to do nonna?
No. 310690
>>310688Same nonna, same. Jarlaxle didn't help so maybe yandere merman priests will do something. I'd love to hear about other nonnas OC husbandos if others want to share!
>>310687Doublepost retardfest paragraphs incoming. I love my husbando so much from the tips of his stereotypical cotton candy hair to the webs between his toes. I love the shy breathy voice he gets when he's close to me, and how he smells like the sea but I can't sniff the salt on him until he gets really close, smelling too strong would make it harder for him to be a good (consensual) stalker. I have this running fantasy where I'm his unrequited ex-lover's protegee, and he sneaks onto our ship to visit me in secret. He's a known menace on the high seas, the priest to a ruthless ocean goddess who sinks the ships of any who forbid him board. My mentor would be displeased if he ever caught us together, so my beloved priest keeps out of sight during the day and sleeps under my hammock at night.
It's a little gross, but he has sharp teeth that constantly grow in, like a shark. So sometimes he'll collect his shed teeth and string them together to make a necklace for me. He tries to play it off as no big deal, but one look in those sparkly pleading eyes says that he hopes his gift is well-received. I don't care that I made him or how cringe it is, I just love him so much but know that his sort of love could only work in fiction because irl all of the traits I just listed would be red flag central. He also has a name that sounds like a regular word, so now I smile like an idiot every time I hear the word.
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I'm back, and I still think he's hot as hell
No. 310696
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I can't take it anymore I want Emet and Zenos to take me raw, bonus point if they're both in their psycho mode urgh
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fuck me, NOW
No. 310709
>>310704you're a gotdang jezebel, a floozy, i tell you huwhat
for shame
No. 310710
>>310703Reminds when anon posted a bunch of fics recs and some of the nonnies whined that the fics were too dark, like
nonny haven't you ever wanted to kidnap a man hold him prisoner in your basement??
>>310699This might interest you.
>>>/m/272288 It's Reigen No. 310713
>>310710kek just don't read them then, keeping your opinions to yourself is free
we're all here to be retarded, horny, and shitpost, no pissing on parades unless that's your kink
No. 310726
>>310673sjws love weird kinks, wdym
>>310703i think the sam smith incident traumatized everyone
No. 310727
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>>310726Sjws love weird kinks, unless the kink is your husbando’s pee apparently.
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>>310763Based. Thank god all the peefags are finding this thread.
No. 310771
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>>310770Anon tell me why you love Yusuke, I have met Adachi or Yu fangirls but it has been forever since I found a Yusuke girl, I'd really love to know why you chose him
No. 310774
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>>310771He’s an adorable, relatable, and interesting character with a cute voice. Personality and thinking wise he’s like me if I were a man (minus the misogyny and homophobia kek) but that’s probably just projecting. I just like pretty, bottom, male characters like him.
Also I’m kinda surprised you haven’t met any yosuke fangirls. I always thought he was one of the characters that was significantly more popular with girl persona fans along with akechi. But maybe that’s just the fujo crowd, which I also am but I kinda just really fucking love yosuke.
No. 310781
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>>310774I'm suprised too kek the last time I saw a girl husbando'ing Yosuke was like years ago
and actually thought you were her keeeek I'm sorry but her reason was different
Though I completely understand; he really is adorable and your fantasy is more than understandable and fits him ngl, talking from a person who maxxed his social link. May your love (and horny) blossom!
No. 310796
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>>310774I'm here for your thriving, nonna. I hope you gush more about him with us. Do you prefer his JP or ENG voice, or another language?
No. 310805
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>>310699This sexy silly man lives rent free in my head all day everyday.
No. 310813
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>>310796Definitely his english voice, i tried listening to it in japanese but i just couldn't kek. Persona 4 is probably one of the only games/anime ever where it sounds better dubbed than subbed.
No. 310816
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I started reading JJK because of this fanart and when I have a bad day I simply self insert myself into this art and I forget about all my troubles. I never found threesome attractive but I would do it with these two in a heartbeat. Too bad they're 2D, I'll try to have them in my dreams
No. 310846
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well damn
No. 310955
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Your love, liftin' me higher
Than I've ever been lifted before
So keep it up, quench my desire
And I'll be at your side forevermore
No. 310957
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He's so cute. I want him to get me pregnant.
Don't ask me how that works. It just does, okay?
No. 311066
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nonnas im having absolutely despicable thoughts about him that i dont think can be shared here
No. 311081
>>311066Share them
nonnie, PLEASE.
No. 311093
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Bless my friends for watching this dumb movie with me. I'd want him to visit my hotel room too.
No. 311105
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this tomato haired fucker has had me in a mental chokehold for years. i used to stay up late at night because of this literal entp freak with attachment issues. there was this one phone call where he literally blueballed himself and told "you" to politely adjust your skirt because it came up and excused himself.
sub 707 is so good and fun to tease. why are entp fictional moids so hot <3
No. 311157
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His palms look soft.
The things you only notice your fourth playthrough.
No. 311176
>>311081spoiler bc this is actually degenerate and makes no sense.
i wanna be his secret marleyan gf and sneak into his office when nobodys around to see us. he'd be sitting at his desk when i come in. "you've gotta stop visiting me while im working, people are gonna figure out whats going on." obviously i dont care though because i need those man titties.
he'd undress me, push everything on his desk aside, lay me down on it, and fuck me like there's no tomorrow. he'd degrade me too. saying fucked up shit like "how does it feel, being an eldian's whore?" and "no self-respecting marleyan man is gonna want you after im done with you."
i love thinking about how he looks after all this too. his coat is thrown on the floor, his tie is loose, his armband is slipping off, and hes just a mess in general. god i wish he was real.
No. 311211
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This one's not my husbando, but I'm pretty sure there's no "fictional characters you find hot" thread so I'm posting him anyway.
No. 311213
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I keep rewatching this and imagine being on top of him while sitting on his dick.
No. 311214
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god's special princess
No. 311228
>>311179I don't see why you'd have to do that.
>>311211This thread encompasses all fictional characters you find particularly hot, it's not exclusively for "waifu-ists".
No. 311231
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All i want is for him to spit in my face and tell me how much of a worthless bitch I am while he’s cramming his cock into my virgin hole while using blood as lube because he’s so rough and then spank me so hard there are visible bruises and welts because he thought it was a fitting punishment for how much I was crying. The thought of him facefucking me while he’s on PCP makes me so wet.
No. 311247
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>>311242Don’t worry, I’m into pee too and want him to piss in my hair.
No. 311260
>>311256you have to be at least 18 to post here
maybe avoid horny shitpost threads if youre gonna cry like this
No. 311265
>>311263let her fantasize and shitpost
female fantasies arent monolithic
post about what you like and ignore what you dont, simple as
No. 311269
>>311242Nta but sometimes I want my husbando to drink my pee when I'm sick, busy at home or I'm on my period so I don't have to get up from where I am. Get yourself a husbando who loves you enough to drink your pee,
nonnie.
No. 311273
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Everyone post an underrated husbando
No. 311274
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Leonfags stay winning
No. 311276
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>>311273dandy!
>>311274he looks as if he's in a perpetual state of smelling his own farts
No. 311283
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>>311273we have matching husbandos
No. 311287
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>>311273Kisumi! What an absolute qt
No. 311316
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>>311273I wish his game had better endings, but everything in the middle was fun.
No. 311319
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>>310127>I love his tiny waist, just think, you could probably fit your hands all the way around it. You could squeeze his toned but soft belly and make your way up to that adorable little fluff on his chest and he'd look away, not able to maintain eye contact with you anymore out of embarrassment from the way you're feeling him up. aaaa this is too good he would totally do that. I feel like he would be extra sensitive around his waist and chest for some reason, maybe because it's a vulnerable spot. You could easily wrap your hands around his delicate waist and pick him up. even if something lightly brushes against his waist he flinches and recoils. someone I follow on twitter actually measured the waist of their shadow figure and it's smaller than sonic's waist lol
>he'd be like your angel, he'd watch over you and protect you and give you everything you need to get better even if you don't want it. Like, he's stubborn, you say you don't want the health drink to replenish electrolytes or whatever and he'd be all adamant that you at least take slow sips of it. Shadow murmuring soft words into your ear, husky breath grazing over your face. Cuddling into Shadow's adorable chest fluff and burying your nose into it, the soothing scent of lavender making you feel a bit better.ngl when I was sick over the holidays I thought about him taking care of me too kek. he'd whip out the thermometer as soon as he senses you might be coming down with something. he'd spoon feed you some of his homemade soup partly because he wants to make sure you're actually eating to fight off your fever but also because he loves taking any chance to dote on you. you'd apologise for looking so gross or making him slave away taking care of you and he'd bluntly insist it's fine, "I wouldn't be the ultimate lifeform if I couldn't take care of someone with a mere common cold now would I?". he sees you shivering and covers you in as many blankets he can find, making as many cups of tea as you want. he gives you one of his special heat pads he uses for his battle injuries (it's lavender scented of course) and gently wraps it around your neck, "any better, nonna?". You nod, smile and thank him. He gives you his usual short and sweet "Good." trying to resist the slight smile curling at the edges of his tan muzzle.
I kinda wish sega would release more info about how involved he was in taking care of maria's illness day to day. I headcanon that he would have a nightly routine of helping her take her medicine, hooking her up to her monitors before reading her a bedtime story and making sure she's asleep before curling up at the end of her bed and falling asleep himself.
sometimes if I can't sleep I picture him sleeping at the end of my bed and it honestly helps calm me down it's so fucking embarrassing why am i like this also that part about his voice omg legit would sell my kidney for him to softly read me a story with his low husky voice.
>everything would be worth it to see the hints of a smile making its way onto that usually cold, reserved and stoic handsome face.godddd this is so sweet nonna I feel the exact same way, he's been through so much that he never asked for I just want to see him smile and laugh. Domestic shadow would be the best like just seeing him be able to care for someone and not worry about them leaving him, he'd finally accept that he can be loved in a safe and secure way, he'd carry out his little hobbies and you'd be able to go on picnics with him in his favourite lavender field…I want it for him so bad. just thinking about him having a subtle genuine smile makes my heart swell.
>>310957barista shadow is so based, I'm writing a coffee shop au fic atm and picturing him in a cute little uniform with an apron tied around his waist, making sure the coffee is brewed right and passes his own little smell test is too adorable.
>>309655KEK whenever shadow is included I appreciate it to much. this is such a cute idea I really want to get one of these now
>>309661awwww thank you that's so sweet, I feel so cringe when I talk about him like this so it's nice to hear it makes people happy lol and ofc nonna you can even officiate the wedding if you want
No. 311343
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he makes me feel nauseous with how much i yearn and long for him. good with kids, knows acupuncture, intelligent, kind, hygienic, strong. he destroys but he also heals. i love this man tremendously nonas
No. 311344
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I can give him something better than the formula
No. 311345
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An unexpected crossover but a welcome one
No. 311347
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>>310691you've emboldened me nonna. Megamind taking his appearance was the best thing that happened because it meant more Bernard.
No. 311350
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How do you imagine your husbando's reaction to meeting you for the first time ever would be like? Do you think he would have a moment of love at first sight? Do you go from friends to lovers? Or enemies to lovers?
I think Rook would fall in love at first sight with me, because he would be interested in the way I move, I walk weirdly but some people say that I look fancy for some reason, so that would make him feel very curious about me, and he would start observing me a lot.
So I guess we would go from hunter/prey to lovers kek.
No. 311352
>>311350I imagine I'm giving him a message from his boss that he's been ignoring so he'd be in a bad mood and barely register me, but I live in the apartment across the hall from him and it would be a slow burn thing.
And another guy, we are each others first faces we see in our new lives and I'm convinced it means we're soulmates. But it takes a while of fighting through hoards of aliens together before we get to the first kiss.
No. 311362
>>311350aww that's so sweet nonna! For husbando to love your little quirks is the best.
For my husbando, I think it would be a slow friends to lovers dynamic. Since he's my type I'd go chat him up to be friends first. I think I'd prob try my best to hide my feelings but it'd seep out. Since we're both teasing types we'd throw jokes back and forth and just laugh everytime we talk to each other, but also have heart to heart conversations at late nights.
He'd unconsciously start to fall for me when he notices that I do little things to take care of him like sharing my lunch bento box (and him falling in love with my cooking), or handing him towels to wipe off his sweat or handing him a nice cold bottle of water after his club practice / matches. Then one day I'm out of school for a bit (bc I'm sick or something) he notices the little things are gone, but most importantly, the banters we had between us and my laughter. He then realizes that he sees me as a woman not just a friend, and starts getting flustered at normal regular things because his heart is suddenly beating too fast. So basically I'd fall for him first but he'd fall harder slowly afterwards lol
No. 311382
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>>311319>I feel like he would be extra sensitive around his waist and chest for some reason, maybe because it's a vulnerable spotAhh, this just makes me think his tummy is sensitive too. You know how he always crosses his arms? He does that when he's feeling uncomfortable, it's a subconscious way to hide all those vulnerable weak spots on his body because he's angry or sad. If you lightly touched him there I bet he'd tense up and flinch, before slowly, slowly relaxing into your hold and your touch. Because he trusts you, and you won't hurt him.
>someone I follow on twitter actually measured the waist of their shadow figure and it's smaller than sonic's waist lol I believe it. Look at his SA2 model, his chest is so broad, but that waist is so tiny. It's perfect.
>you'd apologise for looking so gross or making him slave away taking care of you and he'd bluntly insist it's fine, "I wouldn't be the ultimate lifeform if I couldn't take care of someone with a mere common cold now would I?". he sees you shivering and covers you in as many blankets he can find, making as many cups of tea as you want. he gives you one of his special heat pads he uses for his battle injuries (it's lavender scented of course) and gently wraps it around your neck, "any better, nonna?". You nod, smile and thank him. He gives you his usual short and sweet "Good." trying to resist the slight smile curling at the edges of his tan muzzle. So so cute, he's so handsome, I love how blunt and bad he is at talking to people but he's still so suave. He'd go to the moon and back to make sure you're okay, even if he says he's not worried, because he doesn't want to lose you. There's nigh irrational fears tugging at the edges of his mind, worrying what if your little cold gets worse and he couldn't do a thing to help, what if you're hospitalized, what if-… You can tell he's getting caught up in his own thoughts again so a nice kiss jolts him out of it. He can't get sick after all, you can have gross snogging sessions as much as you want. I like to think about kissing him right on the forehead where that red stripe ends, or tracing his arm stripes with my finger. I want him to feed me soup he made, or maybe not and he can make me the microwaveable stuff… (You remember that latest Twitter Takeover where he says he got chewed out at the soup kitchen for being so bad at it? And here I thought he'd be a good cook. But it makes sense since he eats junk food.)
>I kinda wish sega would release more info about how involved he was in taking care of maria's illness day to day. I headcanon that he would have a nightly routine of helping her take her medicine, hooking her up to her monitors before reading her a bedtime story and making sure she's asleep before curling up at the end of her bed and falling asleep himself.That's really really cute anon, I can imagine him cuddled at the end of her bed, curled up in a ball of black and red spikes. And yeah, I definitely want to know more about what they did, if they played games together, if he helped her with medicine, if he cuddled her to sleep. Maybe Karasuno's art will give us more insight one day. And…it's a morbid thought, but I've always wondered if he was treated badly by the scientists because they viewed him not as a person but as another creature to be experimented on, like the Biolizard or the Artificial Chaos. He wouldn't have a single objection to that either, because in his mind it's all okay and he can endure it because it's for Maria. So if he's injected with various illnesses or regeneration is tested it's all worth it. A line from Sonic X pops into my mind a lot, that she was "his only friend". He really had nobody but her so it's no wonder he's so socially maladjusted.
It makes me really feel sad for him. I just want to be there and let him know it's okay.
>sometimes if I can't sleep I picture him sleeping at the end of my bed and it honestly helps calm me down Nah nah anon, I get it, I picture him at the other side of my bed facing away when I'm not feeling well mentally. When I'm stressed usually I don't want to be touching others, but still find comfort in knowing someone's around, so that's why. And sometimes I think about his embrace and his smell calming the terrible static in my mind.
>it's so fucking embarrassing why am i like thisYou get used to it. I've long since stopped giving a fuck that being in love with a 3 foot tall edgy rat cartoon is "cringe". Like I used to get so self conscious about it as a teenager and would immediately quit out of the tab whenever I posted about how much I love him jej
>Domestic shadow would be the best like just seeing him be able to care for someone and not worry about them leaving him, he'd finally accept that he can be loved in a safe and secure way, he'd carry out his little hobbies and you'd be able to go on picnics with him in his favourite lavender field…breh JUST…HE'S SO HANDSOME I need him to be my househusband and dote on him and do a bunch of sappy stuff like flower fields and coffee shops and ughhh why is he perfect. Imagine carrying him. Imagine him carrying you. Imagine the voice like honey and the skin like caramel auhgh why does he drive me nuts I want to see him happy
>barista shadow is so based, I'm writing a coffee shop au fic atm and picturing him in a cute little uniform with an apron tied around his waist, making sure the coffee is brewed right and passes his own little smell test is too adorable. AHHH you better post it to ao3 so I can find and read it. Usually I'm not too into AUs, but for coffee shops I think I can make an exception. I always imagine going on dates with Shadow there~
you don't have to respond to all this btw I just like to go off
>>311345So based, look at all those hot boys. I need to continue binging Dragon Ball, I read the whole original manga and then didn't know where to go from there.
No. 311389
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Pittman-nonna!!!! your man!!!! did you see him?? omg the hair, the outfit, the faraway look in his tired eyes… holy shit
No. 311396
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>>311273The hype for MGR has died a long time ago so finding any kind of content with him is hard, I miss him.
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>>311403Adam, I also made this pic my tablet wallpaper last month. Now I absolutely can't let anybody else use it.
No. 311431
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Never posted here before but I’ve been very active with yumejo/otome content for nearly 12 years now and would love to talk more with some fellow yumejos. Nice to meet you all!
No. 311432
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Any other nonnie here like to imagine their husbando pushing on your bladder trying to make you piss everywhere? Not with literal piss just an omorashi thing. Because that’s me right now.
No. 311476
>>311274We lost the second they decided to realistically age leon nona.
Og Re4 leon ftw
No. 311494
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He is! He’s my #1 husbando and has been since I picked up the game in summer of 2021. I recently reorganized my Childe itabag and I’ve been considering starting a second one since I have some extra merch that didn’t quite fit into my first bag kek. So glad to see you’re a woman of culture as well!!
No. 311501
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I love him so much, his very existence brightens my day, but I also want to have him small and trapped in a container so I can shake him about and maybe make him fight more spiders for my amusement. Maybe see how long it would take to drown him a little in my schlick.
No. 311517
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I'm normally not into bara-esque guys but god I wanna deepthroat his cock so bad
No. 311533
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War time Sugimoto is my sexuality.
No. 311536
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Recommend me your favorite fanfics. I haven't found any new ones that sparks my interest and I'm open to all kinds and any husbandos.
No. 311558
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>>311539If it gets you going, do it for yourself, nonna. I don't think every scene is on YouTube for your easy viewing pleasure, but you can go hunting! The related chapters are in volume 4 into 5 and the episodes are 9 through 11. ♥ Thanks for the excuse to post about it some more. Nothing greases my baking pan quite like the terror on his gorgeous face.
No. 311566
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>>311382It's all downhill after dbz so you're not really missing anything tbh. But there's still attractive characters to look at even when the story sucks so there's that. Alot of fans say gt is the worst (even though most of them never watched it), but I liked it. Not just because ssj4 is hot but that definitely helps.
>Reject 3dpd, return to monke No. 311569
>>311494Welcome. This collection is incredible. The mousepad with the boobs lol
Leon nonas I feel sad for what they did to your boy. Nothing will ever beat RE4 Leon. He is so cool and handsome. Not my husbando but i always look respectfully. Just like someone else said in another thread, they keep going for more and more realistic graphics so the male characters will look more and more fucking ugly because real men are fucking ugly jfc
No. 311572
>>311568Soft yume posts are just as important as horny yume posts imo. Nothing wrong with daydreaming about cuddling, domestic bliss, affection, all that sweet stuff especially when it helps you cope and feel better about your real life. I hope things get better for you soon nona, keep your chin up and remember your husbando loves you!
>>311569Thank you! I originally bought it just because i love a nice set of man tits so I was pleasantly surprised to find that they genuinely support your wrist and make laptop use more comfortable kek
No. 311574
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Not a horny post, but I just realized that my precious Mayo-chan is pretty similar to my waifu. They're both obsessive, neurotic idols with a weird fixation on age who are either beloved or loathed by the fandoms of their games. I was wondering if that constituted as my type, and then that had me wondering if any of you nonnas have a type? Sorry if this has been asked before, but I'm curious.
No. 311578
>>311571Let’s pretend it’s not mal if it works, it’s already way better than abusing substances and having all the control is nice.
>>311570Tbh I think of this thread as the catch-all husbando thread, especially since it’s in the title now, the other one is a little more specific (I’m not seeking how to yume deeper).
>>311572Thanks anon, and welcome!
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>>311536inb4 you roast me i dont know or care about most of these characters. my favs never have any fucking fics.
silco arcane
http://archiveofourown.org/works/38303437http://archiveofourown.org/works/38338768 hades game
http://archiveofourown.org/works/23058394http://archiveofourown.org/works/40568946(if you like it check out the million other fics she wrote)
discord
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35635435hordak
https://archiveofourown.org/works/24322372frozen
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1389925 fallout
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6953545 (i only read the first 2 chapters, the rest is probably not gonna be as good so i think you should do that too. literally the best thing i read in my entire life)
loki
http://archiveofourown.org/works/420398 (no romance but i like it because there’s violence)
reigen gets assraped
http://archiveofourown.org/works/31365644 No. 311584
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>>311574Enstars… walk down memory lane. I used to be a big Rinne yume before I kinda fell out of the series— he’s still my fave Enstars character by far and I still fantasize about him but not nearly as much as I used to. I had written/posted a yume fic of Mayoi actually kek
No. 311587
>>311583No haha of course not that would be ridiculous…
>>311584You wouldn't happen to still have that fanfic… would you anon?
Assuming it's a genfic and no penis is involved. Also Rinne is so good, I wish I learned more about him when Enstars hadn't become unbearable to me. His antics with Niki were hilarious.
No. 311588
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>>311585happy to be of service, enjoy!
No. 311670
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>>311494Anon I freaking kneel, this is so fucking cool and I adore your dedication! The closest thing to loving my husbando is trying to learn drawing to draw my own spicy daki but still can't draw a stick man kek
No. 311676
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>>311582THank you, thank you, I always like reading what other anons recommend since my tastes often differ from theirs. Was intrigued by the mlp fanfic and I'm glad that I gave it a try since the character study and the relationship between was quite nice and a fun read. Gonna go read it all.
No. 311678
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>>311670Thank you so much! Though I’ve always been really into merch collecting, there’s a certain sense of elitism with some merch collectors that inclines me to remind people that there’s no right or wrong way to appreciate a husbando! Merch isn’t always easy to acquire due to both location and general earnings—international shipping usually costs twice as much as the item itself when I order from Japan kek. I feel pretty lucky that my husbando’s from a very popular franchise so he gets tons of merch— plenty of lesser-known franchises barely receive merch outside of a $300 scale figure or some random gacha badges. I’m a big fan of fanmade goods like prints and dakis as well— I shop on Etsy nearly as much as I do on AmiAmi and JP Yahoo
No. 311685
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Skeleton fuckers RISE UP!!!!!
No. 311691
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>>311682That's why I like being on anon boards, If somebody hates it, it won't matter, since you can just post another topic and often then not, your post is forgotten and you begin anew. Also, there is a high chance of other anons hating your guts and then loving you in another post.
>>311685>>311688I like both equally but since Sans been posted I'll post his cuter brother
Would fuck Gaster too No. 311692
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>>311287all free! husbandos are top tier, i personally love makoto !
No. 311697
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>>311688I still think about the Tumblr Sexyman competition back in September. Kek what a month that was. Congrats to funny skelly man!
No. 311704
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I think this is my 2nd post in this thread ever in this thread ever (at least that wasn't a reply)
I have not gotten very far in DAI yet (I'm slow, I know) so please don't spoil but anyway idk what it is about Varrick, he just has such raw sexual energy, I want to ride him til his nuts fall off. He's so chonk but in a good way, he looks so sturdy. Tfw when no dwarven lover
No. 311729
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>>311700No problem, nonna, always happy to share my love. ♥ I tend to be mostly indifferent or just a casual enjoyer of characters until I find The One myself. I hope you consider finishing part 5 and give 4 a try too, it's one of my favorites as well.
Narancia is just so gorgeous, I never get tired of looking at him, and he's so well developed (in every possible meaning). He's such a charming little hoodlum, he's smarter than he's given credit for and he takes and shrugs off so much damage for the mission and his friends. I can't think of anything that I don't love about him!
No. 311731
>>311702i'm shooting that thought dead right fucking now. love requires no justification in order for it to be expressed, nonna, least of all in the
retarded husbando hornyposting shitposting thread kek.
don't be afraid to speak your mind! ♥
No. 311735
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>>311702>>311731okay I'm sweating
They animated him like this on purpose, there is NO reason to draw him like this other than to show off his sensuality??? also, I'm trying to not be embarrassed. I avoid fandom because it's a migraine but also I have a feeling that having Dabi as husbando is very basic. But I can't help it. I love him!! I keep a picture of him on my nightstand so I can see him before I go to sleep. He's so cute and hot at the same time and I'm so weak for characters with fire powers.
Love is a vibration and I'm here for it
No. 311746
>>311735lol don't be embarrassed about liking some guy from a popular shounen series. I've definitely seen lots of fanart of him just browsing /cm/.
And the picture thing, I've got the limited edition boxart of my guys game which has 3 nice pictures of him on it pasted up on the wall behind my bed and some drawings on my side table. It's nice just to be able to look at him whenever I want.
No. 311780
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>>311697WOOF WOOF WOOF GRRR
No. 311785
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We're married!!!
No. 311786
>>311785congrats
nonnie ! he looks cute
No. 311797
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Good afternoon anons. Have a great day!
No. 311799
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>>311797You too,
nonnie!!
No. 311800
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>>311787*great
*even though
I was too horny I forgot to write a properly lmao
>>311791I love and thank you so much nonna you have high tier taste and so far it's hot as fuck but I needed to pause to thank you /forgot how to do the legal heart emoji/
>>311797>>311799Honhonhon very fine images
No. 311807
>>311805Very based, kidnapping is good both ways— I want my husbando to kidnap me. I’ve always been in love with the idea of a sweet, gentle Stockholm Syndrome scenario where my husbando kidnaps me and treats me so very lovingly and sweetly— it’s a total night-and-day from what scared little ol’ me was expecting from a captor. I, in all my fear and anxiety, was expecting him to be brutal, punishing, and cruel— never allowing me to eat, only allowing me to sleep on the floor, etc.— but he’s the total opposite. He takes down all my favorite foods and snacks down to the number of pickle slices I like on my burgers and the exact brand of ice cream I like. He only lets me sleep in bed with him and makes sure I have the right pillows and blankets because my comfort and happiness are paramount to him. It’s a slow, sweet descent into an overwhelmingly warm Stockholm Syndrome and I begin to think that I’d rather die than leave this paradise with him. Sorry to hijack your post, I’m just always excited to talk about kidnapping kink kek
No. 311846
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>>311840Based as hell. Sweaty armpits and pubes are my absolute favorite scents ever.
No. 311864
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-z7y6na'I wanna give into your dark temptation
I wanna touch you like nobody does'
Problem, dark temptation doesn't really describe Warlock, but Adam doesn't dance.
No. 311867
>>311807Don't worry i loved reading this.
I love the thought of my life being in someone elses hands and vice versa.
No. 311877
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No. 311886
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>>311685I want him to bonezone me.
and hold him tight while we have a sweet bike ride togheter No. 311897
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>>311884I want to make some really stinking cute, rotting adorable cupcakes, then I will have something like hot cocoa and ice cream. If I don't pass out because I have to work that day of course, if I pass out then I will just celebrate on the weekend and will wear my cutest pajamas, I will do my hair as well (this time with care) and I will try to draw my self insert with my husbando.
No. 311908
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>>311884Holy shit I cna't believe it's been a year since last Valentine's, my biggest memeory from last year is how the site went down, /m/ died and we hung out in bunker threads. But not before a nona drew lovely pics of mine and other's husbandos and waifus.
No. 311912
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>>311908>Judai anon existingNONA PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE STILL HERE
No. 311917
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I've been liking characters with round glasses.
No. 311933
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I have a good store of horny solo Zhonglis I think— he’s my third favorite Genshin.
No. 311934
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I want him to be nice to me I want him to be kind and give me hugs and let me cry without making it weird I'm so lonely and nobody loves me the right way so I have to make it up in my head which is still lonely but a little bit better because at least I can imagine something soft and kind. I'm so sorry everyone
No. 311943
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>>311871It's picrel,
but I think Jerma is attractive so Scout would probably appeal to me lol No. 311944
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i'm having a moment, excuse me. ♥
because charon has obvious intimacy issues due to his long life span, having always outlived anyone that may enter his life, and as a result prefers to remain a loner-artist to save himself from further heartache, i lose myself a little to the tune of what breaking through to him would look like.
for instance, at the start, i like to imagine there's a lot of "trembling like a newborn deer" in his touching that occurs once he accepts that my insistence to be close is genuine–it's been years after all, and he hardly remembers what it's like to love another person as wholly as i seem intent on doing. he doesn't know what to do and that uncertainty shakes him out of his usual go-to facade of playing pretend when faced with the uncomfortable reality of his loneliness. gone is the bravado and the flash of his too-big ego when the tough gets tougher, and in its place awe; the awe of being known and cared for despite what and who he is. he's afraid of what his wounded heart might look like once it's out in the light, but undeniably craves for it to be seen, and for the closeness and unconditional love i'm offering once he experiences it firsthand, that he's left jittery with adrenaline and desire and trepidation.
charon would move gently, nervously exploratory; there's a slow, burning, hand gripping his heart, the heat of it so agonizingly sweet and tender and freshly reborn, despite his deeply seated misgivings, that it leaves him dazzled by its foreign presence. and worse still is my touch. my hands are all over him, pushing under his shirt, touching his shoulders, tracing the line of his collar, my breath on his ear as i take in a long slow drag of his perfume. he smells like cinnamon and candle smoke. i'll feel him shiver, register the goosebumps under my fingertips and just catch the sound of his gasp when my fingers lightly graze over his hip bone just below the waist band of his slacks. his hands will shake as he tries and fails to contain his nerves and properly lay his hands on me. i'm patient, though, and while the process is ultimately a slow one, getting charon to confront his feelings is more than worth the trouble for me.
we won't get anywhere substantial here, it's too much all at once–he feels too raw and sensitive to go much further beyond this point–but he'll trace my spine with his shaking hands and hold me close, his heart trying to beat a way out, apologies falling out of his mouth for having to play catch-up to me landing warm on my shoulder as i hold him close and reassure him that i'm not in any rush to get anywhere in particular.
when he finally musters the courage to open his heart and let it breathe, finally tells me how i plague his mind night and day and that he wants to be with me more than anything, it's fucking magical, nonnas. finally, what once sat for decades as a small bud shivering among the ice and rock of his self-imposed loneliness, has blossomed in the warmth of a spring thaw long overdue. and when the emotional reigns return to his hands and his tried and true confidence settles back in once more, bolstered by the knowledge of having my unfaltering and unconditional love, he's putting into practice every excuse he can name to impart any little touch he can, eventually graduating to pulling me away from what i'm doing altogether to sequester us away in his private quarters and remind me how absolutely i encompass his thoughts.
naturally, he fucks like his life depends on it, because in a way it does. he is desperate to show me what he can do for me, how good he can make me feel, because to him i have gifted him something so incredibly precious, so exquisite, it's all he knows to do.
No. 311951
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Haven't come to this thread in quite a while, it's a bit late but I am truly honored to be included in this thread picture and to be given this opportunity to embody a step forward in the representation of retarded clown fuckers on screen.
Anyway. What are some cool funny tricks your husbandos can do, anons ? Mine can steal fries off my plate from across a 30 meter long table, grope me on the bus from the other end of the bus, yeet himself back up when I push him off a cliff, suck his own dick, and even crazier stuff such as believing in free will
>>311179kek I do this too. I actually have a "serious" husbando that I planned to post exclusively about, but I got bored, so now it's whoever I can best shitpost about.
>>311396based (dare I say exquisite) taste
No. 311966
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>>311934>TsubasaHe'd want you to be kind to yourself and know that he loves you,
nonnie. Even more so when times are rough. I hope you feel better soon.
No. 311980
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Whip it out, open your mouth. I wanna ride like I'mma die. Show me that dick, I wanna fly. Fill me up like a pastry's surprise.
No. 312009
>>311976i know you're doom posting, and while i empathize whole-heartedly–
>also i want to suck his dick like a starving psychotic person who snuck into the brooklyn hotdog eating competition–you absolutely killed me with this kek. i hope this moment of situational clarity passes soon, and you return to your rose-tinted delusions where the rest of us are waiting for you~
no but seriously, i hope you feel better. you don't need an irl male in your life to ensure that there is someone to help you when the chips are down. there's always friends and family, too, and they shouldn't be discounted just because we as women have been sold the heart-killing narrative of only being able to find fulfillment if we're in a romantic relationship. i will bleed out and die on this hill. No. 312018
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I’ve been here for like 6 days but I’m parasocial for you all already. I hope you all have a nice day today, or at least a day that was better than yesterday.
No. 312025
>>312018Even though I'm a lurker but same.
There is something cozy about this thread, I can understand what anons feel towards their husbandos and I know if I post I won't be mocked. Good to you and every
nonnie (and their husbandos)
No. 312026
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>>311946>>311972aww thank you! he really knows how to inspire my retarded inner romantic. forgive my further sperging, but–
look at this shit. my heart! ;A; TD is actively encouraging my delusions, and it pisses me off to no fucking end that our player character is so patronizing and unreceptive to Charon's consistent offers of a deeper trust and friendship. the gall of this stupid teenager!>>312018welcome to the
brainrot snack table, nonna! we're happy to have you ♥
No. 312030
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>>312022I’ve already been using the site for years, just not this specific thread. I primarily used to keep up with the Momokun threads on /snow/ and then /pt/ kek. I was really excited to find out there’s a community of yumejos right here!
>>312025The diversity in husbandos is so nice to see. There are so many characters I’ve never even heard of/seen before but I can very easily understand what’s so appealing about them just from others’ words!
>>312026Aww, thank you <3
No. 312046
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Just getting porn spam off the front page.>>312018Welcome new nonna ♥ I hope your day/night goes great too!
No. 312049
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To my Ashe sister wife, I don't know if you're still around, but I wanted to say I'm sorry I never finished that drawing of all of us having a picnic before we lost contact. I hope you are doing well and I'm happy we got to meet. You and your art are wonderful and I will forever cherish all the gifts you gave me. I'm sorry I didn't give more back. This is for you.
No. 312051
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>>311746>>311747>>311762I think it's secondhand embarrassment because the fandom is embarrassing and deranged. I don't like how they interpret Dabi either as some kind of sex-pest-cat-boy-slut-abomination. In my fantasy he's nervous about physical affection but when we have pretend conversations while "hanging out" he tells me that he wants to touch me, he's just nervous and wants to go slow.
Also in my fantasy he had a panic attack the first time we make out so we had to stop. Idk why it's like this it's probably my own insecurity projected onto him. In canon though he's certifiably insane, so it's fun to imagine him having this whole other side that's introverted and ashamed of how fucked up his whole existence is. so when I do show him affection he flusters and gets nervous, but then quietly asks for me to do that again. I've never loved a character this much. Thank you anons for being cool with my husbeano
No. 312064
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Dragon Engine (K2/7) Kashiwagi (but not the others sadly, not at all) is so fucking hot, wish he could slurp on my pussy like he slurps on those cold noodles he loves so much
No. 312078
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>>312063I don't hate it, I get they're doing a new thing, but I'll always prefer the original anime. He was beefier, his nose was more prominent, and he dressed more neatly with more formal looking attire. His shirt being out and his coat being unbuttoned all the time or for no reason makes him come off more sloppy, less like a traveling man of God.
No. 312128
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>>312083Come and get him. No take backs.
No. 312137
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Disregarding my plans of going to a body farm when I die, I'll be donating it more directly to science.
No. 312140
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>>311780He looks pretty cute too
No. 312202
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My friend made an extremely silly gif of my husbando, Blingee/PicMix style. It's a glittery, personalised shitpost and it makes me grin every time I see it. I wish I could print out a gif because i would love to hang it up in my room.
I don't want to share the actual image Im shy but I do encourage everynona to make one of their own beloved. And if you have husbandofag friends, it's a great gift!
No. 312245
>>312242Why am I not accepted in the sole place I should be? The majority of women are submissive. Imagine pretending to be "for women" while simultaneously insulting the natural urges of the majority.
I'm sorry if I'm way too aggressive but I genuinely cannot stand people who think I'm lesser for wanting this with my husbando. Or worse, think I'm a man, or under male influence.
There is nothing wrong with wanting to be pinned down and roughly knocked up by my husbando. There is nothing wrong with melting into his touch and wanting him to protect me, because I'm weak and he's so so so strong. There's nothing wrong with wanting to feel safe in the arms of a cute boy. There's nothing wrong with getting off to him calling me a slut, because I like dirty talk. There's nothing wrong with wanting to be flipped over and roughly dominated. There is nothing wrong with him pinning me against a wall and whispering filthy things into my ear until I'm wet. There is nothing wrong with providing my husbando with as many children as he desires. I will die on this hill forever.
No. 312250
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>>312245For a sub yes you are "way too aggressive" kek. It sucks that someone pissed in your cereal but right now you're picking a fight in a thread full of randoms— not even replying to a specific post— and for what? I shouldn't even respond because you're clearly acting out for attention, but you seem so genuinely distressed, I can't ignore my ~natural feminine urge~ to address you. Basically the opinions of anonymous imageboard users should not send you into a rage this potent. Are you mad about something else? Maybe you've got some unresolved trauma? Were you bullied or neglected as a child, and now you react to the first sign of social exclusion with broiling anger?
I get it. It sucks to feel unwelcome, unappreciated, out of place… but this is NOT how you find social fulfilment and acceptance. Seriously, I just can't believe you are rageposting about your horny 2D fantasies like anyone is going to hold your hand and apologise. I hope at the very least that ranting helped you calm down. Luckily youre anon so even if the shame of your outburst follows you, none of us will be able to tell. Maybe next time save it for your diary.
No. 312251
>>312202never heard of PicMix before, it lets you make stuff w/o an account, thanks for sharing,
nonny>>312250you made yourself way more annoying than her, congrats
No. 312257
>>312245>wanting to be pinned down and roughly knocked up by my husbandogross, no babies
>melting into his touch and wanting him to protect me, because I'm weak and he's so so so strong.first part is good, second bit a little too exaggerated
>wanting to feel safe in the arms of a cute boyfine, not really subby
>getting off to him calling me a slut, because I like dirty talk. gross, getting degraded isn't sexy, dirty talk doesn't have to be insults
>wanting to be flipped over and roughly dominated. depends how rough you mean rough, no bruises, no blood, no chance for injury
>him pinning me against a wall and whispering filthy things into my ear until I'm wet.gentle kabedon can be cool.
>providing my husbando with as many children as he desiresagain no babies!
But I'm not 'sub or dom' I like an equal relationship.
One of my guys would be too scared to hurt me to even play at being rough, one is too nice to ever think of it, and one would would only do it to mess with me and it wouldn't be serious.
No. 312263
>>312250>Retarded Husbando Hornyposting ShitpostingI'd say I'm right where I belong. The gatekeeping against anything but gentle femdom is tiring in a thread where you're supposed to be posting about your fantasies with him, by name.
>>312259>misogynyAnd there it is, like some kind of automated bot that spams "misogyny" at the first thing she doesn't like. I don't even watch porn or know any men into this stuff. I do know women though!
No. 312265
>>312257I don't understand why you think the end result of sex is gross and not beautiful. Sure a crying screaming shitting thing is annoying irl sometimes but just like a real relationship, this is fantasy and you don't have to imagine the downsides.
Instead, you could imagine your husbando's face as he holds your child for the first time, genuinely in awe that such a thing is his, is yours. You could imagine husbando pointing out that he/she has their mother's eyes. You could imagine your husbando sitting cross legged on the floor as he entertains the child with toys. You could imagine your husbando a bit too worried about your kids' safety at school, and you could comfort him and tell him that it's going to be okay. You could imagine your husbando filled with pride that you raised such a good kid. There's so many opportunities to imagine your husbando being soft, and being a family, and feeling so much love. I just don't understand why some refuse to take those opportunities just because real babies cry at bad times or pregnancy is scary (even though it's fictional pregnancy with zero risk).
No. 312266
>>312264Fair.
So violent femdom is okay but not switching the roles around? It just makes my brain hurt.
No. 312267
>>312241Ignore them and post whatever you like, this thread doesn’t belong to anyone so if some anons don’t like your fantasies don’t give them time.
If you love your husbando so much I think you should only seek validation from him rather than husbando anons, I personally like for my husbando to be dominant so I understand, just because you have this dynamic doesn’t mean you don’t belong here, anons in any thread can be critical this is the nature of image boards.
No. 312268
Personally I love these threads because they're usually a respite from the usual patriarchal bullshit messages about women's sexuality. I think many feel the same so they get upset when they see posts that are violent towards women.
>>312263>The gatekeeping against anything but gentle femdomConveniently ignoring all the vanilla posts huh?
>>312264Hell yeah No. 312274
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My husbando in his natural place
No. 312275
>>312265eh maybe gross was too harsh, but I've never felt that 'maternal instinct' or 'biological clock' in real life, I don't think I really have the emotional capacity to be a good mom.
But then also, my fantasies are all about being the hero or the hero's emotional support in dangerous situations where it would be impossible or irresponsible to bring a child into the world. I don't need to imagine a child in the picture to see a softer side of my husbando.
No. 312278
>>312269>>312271???
No I meant, most women are submissive, in a vanilla way. That's not misogynistic, it's the truth. As for being "abused" (I did not put abuse anywhere in my post as everything in there is consensual), most of the scenarios I wrote are common female fantasies. Light masochism is common among women and you can look up the studies done on that sort of thing if you don't believe me, and if you don't interact with women who don't have some sort of retarded male PTSD going on.
No. 312281
>>312280Weird. All the women I know who were against it were sexually harassed or raped and have a strong reaction against it because they're projecting their abuse. And I didn't even mention abuse! How is rough consensual sex abuse? How is consensual degradee stuff abuse? How is kidnapping husbando and locking him in a cage all fine and dandy here but a watered down version of the opposite is some misogynistic crime?
All I want is a female space where I can feel like I'm not going to be attacked for being open with my feelings and fantasies I KNOW tons of other women share, but I guess I can't even have that.
No. 312287
>>312281Now if you truly believe that all the nonas who dislike misogynistic maledom posts all have ptsd from
abusive moids, why not show some empathy and courtesy?
You could spoiler any posts you want to make to prevent anyone from reading them by accident.
People spoiler mild things and things for fun all the time, so why not use it? Or well, use tumblr. They love that shit over there.
No. 312293
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>>312281>How is kidnapping husbando and locking him in a cage all fine and dandy hereTHIS IS LOLCORRR
No. 312318
>>312306Nta but I have no sexual or
abusive trauma and I have submissive fantasies because I'm a very rigid and independent person irl and being vulnerable disgusts me, the only way I could let myself go is with somebody taking control over me (men or women btw). These are all in the realm of fantasy and I would never do this IRL because real moids are shit, and ofc I don't think most women are subs and I don't throw a tantrum when I see femdom shit kek.
No. 312322
File: 1676126663661.jpg (74.08 KB, 865x612, image0.jpg)
hello. post moar boy torture plese.
No. 312334
File: 1676130083510.jpg (Spoiler Image,424.88 KB, 801x1200, 85546603_p16_master1200.jpg)
>>312322Thinking about my husbando roughed up makes me so sad…like my pussy cries and everything
No. 312343
File: 1676132246650.png (Spoiler Image,707.57 KB, 1026x878, image_2023-02-12_021725820.png)
>>312334Same here. my husbando was already hurt plenty by his own series.
No. 312346
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>>312343>>312344KAZUHIRA MILLER!!!!!!!!
No. 312348
>>312346Fuck
nonnie ty for posting daddy kaz I needed to see his face today
No. 312349
File: 1676132636024.jpg (57.82 KB, 1118x629, fathersongbonding.jpg)
Featured here, young Russian man gazes on at his gay adopted father's large rocket
No. 312357
File: 1676134641391.gif (1.92 MB, 500x230, holyshitKAZmgsv.gif)
>>312346Aaah yes. He has gorgeous eyes.
No. 312374
File: 1676143011334.png (Spoiler Image,322.04 KB, 411x477, Img_mgsgz_miller.png)
>>312343I want to play him like a damn fiddle
No. 312405
File: 1676152974429.png (1.23 MB, 850x1127, 0SMdMYq.png)
i want him to turn my pussy into shambles
No. 312496
File: 1676220634446.jpg (24.22 KB, 564x564, leon.jpg)
>>311569Look how thicc his arms are though. It's like they tried to compensate for the rest of his looks.
>>312438I'm now imaging you doing this in classic MGS style, nona.
No. 312497
File: 1676221760545.jpg (147.71 KB, 540x647, tumblr_8b7690e4e7caa98ada95f5f…)
I just want to be there for him and give him the love he needs, to let him know that he is loved as he is and that he's important and a priority to me. I want to hug him after he's had his little menty b and love him tenderly
No. 312503
File: 1676224856115.jpg (282.81 KB, 781x781, Ralph_extras_gallery_det_head_…)
>tfw no damaged gardener robot husbando to take care of and get my pussy (and flowers) plowed by him
Why even live?
No. 312516
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I often wonder why i like a certain husbando of mine so much. He is geriatric as fuck, an awful father, probably an awful husband in reality and an all round terrible human being. But in my own mind i can the one person who can tame his wild and abrasive behaviour and provide respite from the wild shit he does during the day. I cringe so hard when i post thoughts like this even anonymously. In my mind all the bad shit he has done doesn't matter because he makes me feel safe and i feel like a complete pickme. But honestly, i actual find comfort in the fact that he only exists in the pages of comics and in my dreams.
No. 312517
File: 1676233380284.jpg (Spoiler Image,68.89 KB, 1280x720, DAMN OKAY.jpg)
am so SO attached to him but I know he would hate my ass and only keep me around for his own amusement
No. 312534
File: 1676247436509.png (2.01 MB, 1658x933, 923856294562356.png)
no he's still cute
No. 312562
File: 1676266212515.jpeg (571.48 KB, 1334x2048, 14B35225-8B7F-4D59-A4A2-22544C…)
love me husbando
simple as
No. 312621
File: 1676288913738.jpeg (189.28 KB, 735x825, AD71B78A-1DA0-459D-9FDC-295D69…)
>he will never look at you like picrel bottom left before you kiss him despite his bleeding nose
>you will never read romantic stories with him
>you will never wake up with your head against his chest listening to his heartbeat, your hands on his scars while he holds you tight
>you will never go on epic murderhobo adventures together
my thirst is unbearable how can a mf be this hot and cute. this it isn’t fair
No. 312658
File: 1676307806125.jpeg (794.36 KB, 1500x2000, Fn-QUijaIAA3-xU.jpeg)
>>312621Sugimoto is perfect. I also love Ogata and they're both my husbandos but there's no denying Sugimoto is objectively the better dude.
No. 312719
File: 1676342947044.jpeg (47.92 KB, 912x615, EuvdJpcWYAk2YHY.jpeg)
>>311884No plans since I work on that day and never done anything Valentine's Day related with my husbando. I feel like crap for not doing anything special with him since it requires effort and planning. I'm so sorry.
No. 312724
File: 1676346652978.jpeg (932 KB, 2480x3508, B832E47B-8D84-41DC-95CE-422B85…)
Have a great Valentine’s, nonas! I’m making angel food cake with strawberries and watching Titanic for the 90th time.
No. 312732
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Happy Valentine's Day, nonnas! ♥ I only have dirty plans, hope you all have fun ideas too!
No. 312741
File: 1676357151670.jpg (52.84 KB, 794x677, E5ipVU3XMAMp5NY.jpg)
happy valentines day nonnas! Hope you're all kissing the JPEGs of your husbandos
No. 312747
File: 1676362391190.jpg (43.97 KB, 1080x210, B.A.S.E.D..jpg)
This troper gets it, I want to shake her hand and buy her a beer.
No. 312752
File: 1676367666131.jpg (305.9 KB, 2048x1448, 73bc674659f756a5f6998ba8581ab8…)
Happy Valentine's day nonas!
May you spend a beautiful day with your husbandos, eating chocolates and recieving cute gifts from them. ❤️
For me, I'm just going to daydream like I usually do since I never plan anything for Valentine's day, so I hope you'll have a more interesting day than mine and have fun baking, drawing, writing or whatever you want to do!
haven't posted here in a short while, reading all your posts is always a pleasure. Hope you're all doing well!
No. 312756
File: 1676368652328.jpg (417.62 KB, 617x850, 73459130_p1_master1200.jpg)
Happy Valentine's day to everynona and your husbandos!
No. 312804
File: 1676404959198.png (1.16 MB, 1280x720, Vlcsnap-2015-09-07-21h26m18s24…)
Worst plot twist ever but I still do want him back in future games and I'd so sit on his face
No. 312818
File: 1676411027269.webm (566.68 KB, 488x584, heart-oldface.webm)
Hearts~
It's too bad I only have this recorded with his old monkey face. Not paying real money for emotes no matter how cute.
No. 312830
File: 1676424179553.gif (2.85 MB, 650x433, 91108F3C-278F-4819-81D9-9B854E…)
>>312503Speaking of angsty damaged robot boys, Odi from Humans is a cutie pie and I CAN FIX HIM
No. 312836
File: 1676429260874.jpeg (99.87 KB, 850x1061, haveasip.jpeg)
Happy Valentine's day, nonnas ♥
No. 312838
File: 1676431021564.png (5.35 MB, 3188x1636, husbandos.png)
happy valentine's day anons, I'm celebrating with my husbando harem
No. 312839
File: 1676431445537.png (517.15 KB, 1594x818, husbandos-min.png)
>>312838jfc the image size is huge my bad
No. 312852
>>312840I know that feel,
nonnie, I couldn't do anything in particular, I got home, took a shower and passed out. I hope I can at least bake something cute that actually tastes good this weekend, yesterday I barely managed to daydream about my husbandos because I was so busy and tired.
No. 312853
File: 1676457794956.jpg (282.95 KB, 1200x675, hfjhsijklijl.jpg)
>my lame bi ass
>have a stupid opera character as a husbando
>the role is a soprano and played by a woman
>literally the reason why i'm horny for this character is because i have a thing for women wearing traditional men's uniforms
>so technically my husbando is also my waifu
>all of this sounds like retarded gendie bullshit
I saw the opera for the first time in my teens and it has only gotten worse since then. The last time I saw it (in 2022) I realized at some point I had the horny death grip every time he (she) was on stage.
No. 312857
File: 1676461433929.jpg (38.63 KB, 564x397, catandleon.jpg)
Hope you had a good Vday nonas!
No. 312889
File: 1676477521158.jpeg (1.4 MB, 1536x2048, EC5F541C-061F-4F39-AA87-EB5488…)
>>312857Is this your cat? So cute! I have a similar pic of my cat and my husbando kek
No. 312905
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>>312857>>312889I took this weeks ago… Is this just what we do?
No. 312931
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>>312889>>312905Not my kitty, it just shows my feelings towards Leon very well hehe
But how cute that you two have taken photos of your cats and your husbandos!
No. 312940
>spend an hour making voice clip compilations for elevenlabs>blank on what to make him say>just feed it random lolcow screenshots for the lulzi love my
terf husbando who is also manifesto-chan
>>312936Same, i never really got jealous of other people who love him so it's just a shame (idk how i would react if someone else got mad that we had the same husbando though, that seems super awkward), but it is motivation to get better at creative skills! nonoas your cat and doll pictures are so adorable by the way.. maybe i should add sewing to the list. Or motivation to make a lot of cash for commissions i guess
No. 312966
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>>309539welp good thing I didn't fall for him after all, damn you Architects.At least I got some cute prerendered Crow. My Titan would've definitely gone to lie on the bench and vent to him at the end until Warlock would have to drag her away.
No. 312998
>>312976>>312979he moves closer, taking up more of your personal space with ease; a knee pressing between yours, a hand smoothing down the small of your back, his lips becoming more insistent as he murmurs your name gently against your mouth–the realization that he wants this, that he wants
you, sparks and ignites hot in your belly.
No. 313017
File: 1676567001758.gif (706.97 KB, 480x360, metal-gear.gif)
>>313007you are just severely dehydrated and pass out before anything happens
No. 313022
>>313007he's there waiting for you. can't you feel his breath fanning wide and warm against your neck as he fills his lungs with you? can't you feel the awful stampede of his heart along your open palm as you lay your hand against his chest?
he wants you. he craves to know the taste of you on the flat of his tongue, to memorize the warmth of your body in the pads of his fingertips. he wants you so badly it nearly blinds him, and so he holds you to him unseeing, praying at the altar of your flesh with unspoken reverence, finding shelter in the temple of your body as the psalm of your love sings to him.
a beat passes between you as the impending touch of your bodies draws nearer, and then he pleads your name softly, begging for mercy, for respite against the growing flames. the light of your divinity calls to him like nothing else, is all he seeks and wishes to know, if only you would deign to have him.
please.
finally–finally–you reach for him, and the desperate feeling behind his ribs that threatened to engulf him only moments ago dies away abruptly.
relief permeates his every nerve, and he breathes, moving to pour all of himself out, laying bare all he is before your eyes, faithful and unafraid.
he is yours; he is yours.
take him.>>313017yeah? well, in my headcanon she's perfectly hydrated and possibly divine, so jot that down ♥
No. 313049
>>313022The unsexiest, purplest prose I have ever had the misfortune of reading.
>>313029When you're learning, please do the opposite of whatever she did.
No. 313056
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I wanna ruffle his hair! Run my fingers through it until it's even messier! Pet him a little, tell him he's a good boy! Bongo my hands against his head a little while he sits on the floor between my legs! Demand he bark for me once or twice! Cute boy, I love him so! I love him so much!
No. 313058
>>313029being up my own ass, mostly kek
tbh it comes down to practice and making a habit out of being consistent, but reading the stuff you like to write–i adore free verse and prose as another nonna pointed out–helps enormously, too
>>313049fair. i know the flowery stuff isn't for everybody, and can get especially exhausting to read, if you aren't into it. what sorts of styles do you prefer to read or write instead, if you don't mind my asking? do you have a favorite author or fic you like to revisit? i'm always down for recs!
>>313027>>313054i'm glad you nonnas could get a kick out of my sperging!
No. 313119
>>313071thank you! coincidentally, every single one of those characters you mentioned has been a husbando of mine at one time or another, and i'm feeling very seen right now
v////vyou have patrician taste, nonna, full stop
>>313067i dunno, "cock" is definitely the easiest to work with imo
…his cock pulsed hot at the sight of your naked outline behind the curtain
…the smooth glide of his finger in and out of you made his cock ache
…it was a poignant picture, seeing his cock balanced there between your thighs>>313088my sides
No. 313148
File: 1676643994214.png (968.67 KB, 1024x1024, generic guy 2.png)
guess the husbando ai prompt edition
No. 313150
File: 1676645928968.gif (6.99 MB, 640x640, jake-sully.gif)
Hope they get him rid of those ugly dreads he has in the sequel film. This look is superior.
No. 313207
File: 1676671257456.jpg (339.99 KB, 915x1200, 黒田茉莉花 prety.jpg)
>>312322my husbando who is not about to cry (I abuse him)
No. 313208
>>312516don't be shy tell us who he is
imma be honest before you said comic i assumed you meant Rick sanchez and it can't be cringier than that so pls tell
No. 313231
File: 1676685125056.jpeg (308.57 KB, 2208x1242, E05C7B1C-32F7-41A0-A501-A940EC…)
There's a party outside so now I'm thinking about the possibilities of Rook either being great at dancing Salsa, Merengue and Bachata or him sucking at it, both scenarios are adorable and perfect. Gosh I love him so much.
No. 313276
File: 1676726631295.png (402.42 KB, 624x530, cy.png)
My taste is really niche, sorry.
I'm not sure if I ''husbando'' him since I pair him with another character and I never imagine stuff involving me, but I have autistic dedication to him.
I smile when I see rare fanart of him, I draw him lots (no, I won't show the pictures), and I like to put him in all kinds of scenarios in my mind. I don't get it why I like him so so much, something about his design and personality is really appealing to me. I want to grab him by the waist and break his robotic spine, this dragonfly has done so many things to my brain I can't even explain aaaaaghhhhh. I love him so dearly, yet he doesn't even have proper voice acting, has only 3 pieces of official art and the only animation he gets is in sprites. He deserved so much more, why did he have to be simply an enemy you kill to progress with the game? I want to claw his wires out so much. His design is perfect, he has elements of a pilot and a helicopter mixed together, he's perfect. I want to see him being happy…
No. 313327
>>311389Soooo late, but WOW! YES! I saw him! He looks so stunning…
Thanks for having my back, nonna! Not sure if you're the Charon anon or not, but wishing you and your husbando the best as well
No. 313360
>>313353do it, once the barriers fall you will know bliss like no other
source: got a custom daki of my own OC husband and since then i have only known peace
No. 313378
>>313377im literally always saying i want to learn blender (for video game purposes) but never do it.. let's do it together
nonny, it's definitely one of those skills where the first couple of days are the hardest and then it becomes super fun if you stick with it.
No. 313392
>>313276Niche but cute! What's he from? I'd love to hear one of your favorite scenarios with him if you're willing to share.
Can I poke his forehead jewel?
No. 313409
File: 1676816541166.jpg (448.01 KB, 1536x2048, ElkGvcfVMAczGr4.jpg)
I admire women so much who take cute pictures like this of their husbandos in public. I don't think I'm brave enough to do it.
No. 313424
>>313409Same,
nonnie, I want to have the guts to take pictures of my husbandos irl.
Like it doesn't sound too difficult tbh, just bring a big bag and put him in there after taking a quick picture, but I can see myself spilling my spaghetti and dropping him (Just the idea makes me feel nauseous) or messing up the pictures and being "y-you too" before leaving the café forever and ever.
No. 313493
File: 1676851421732.jpg (95.96 KB, 1280x720, 1422143829_rance-01-hikari-o-m…)
The newest shitty scrote i'm obsessed with, he canonically is a sadist and has a big dick which makes things even better. I want him to fuck my ass so hard that the rim of it tears, then later my vagina which hopefully he'll cum inside.
No. 313494
>>313473thanks
nonnie, learning the basics first would definitely be helpful. are you also planning on making husbando models? if I eventually make one that turns out good I'll probably share here!
No. 313496
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>>313495Akshually it's a long running (1989-2018) eroge series that has games longer than 50+ hours and the finale of which is 168 hours long. The hentai adaptation covers maybe 8% of the series. Fun games.
Also i have no emotional attachment to any characters i simp for kek. To me they're just pixels i wanna fuck, regardless of whether they're from an anime, video game, etc. I've switched "husbandos" like maybe 3-4 times in the past 6 months.
No. 313499
>>313413And this stupid idiot is what you get,
>>313496Words have meanings for a reason, having a husbando isn't some trendy weeb/internet shit, there should be real feelings behind it or use another word.
No. 313503
File: 1676854087212.jpg (284.53 KB, 1280x720, 68525.jpg)
>>313499Nigga stfu and touch some grass. I promise you it's not that deep and never was.
No. 313505
>>313499OP changed the title of the thread from
>Retarded hornyposting husbandoposting shitpost threadto
>Retarded Husbando Hornyposting Shitposting ThreadRance anon and everyone else that are retarded hornyposting casuals is allowed to be here despite the title change. Also for the next thread does anyone else think we should remove this rule
>The retarded hornyposting thread now includes pairings.since there is a OTP thread on /m/
No. 313507
>>313366Yumejoshi is any woman who self-inserts. It can even be platonic, but most of the time it involves self-shipping, and it doesn't have to involve shipping oneself with an established character or one you already liked before self-inserting (for example in those OC yume novels in Japan or in otome games).
I don't think a husbandofag necessarily has to self-ship even though that's what usually happens. There are many girls who are in love with a character but either don't know about self-shipping or are too ashamed to do it.
So the two terms overlap a lot but they're not quite the same thing.
>>313370I said she's a husbandofag because she seems attracted, in love and dedicated to the character more than normal, even if she doesn't have elaborate fantasies of herself with him. She clearly loves him.
But it's up to her to decide whether the term applies to her or not
No. 313508
>>313507> are too ashamed to do it.I’ve been unknowingly a yume since I was a child, I just didn’t talk about it because being a fangirl was frowned upon.
I also was jealous of canon romantic interests but I didn’t realize it so I just hated them, kek. Turns out Winry is now one of my favourite characters.
No. 313511
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>>313508Good choice, nonna. Edward elric was my husbando all throughout middle school kek. Could never husbando him now though, too young.
No. 313512
>>313509NTA, then why not just put "fictional" in the title instead of husbando? They're not really synonyms.
>>313510kek beat me to it. The problem is that nonas with actual husbandos also come here to post about them. So technically husbandoposting is also part of this thread.
No. 313513
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all the other enstars girls ive met are the most disgusting fujo-tifs ive ever met. anyway i might buy this retarded rinne bodypillow on aliexpress when i am drunk enough to justify spending more money on my #2 bpd boy. do you think i can fix him nonnas?
No. 313516
>>313511Saw your picrel on the front page and felt obligated to butt in because that's my fav scene from the whole series and permanently altered my brain when I read it under the table in english class as a 13 year old. In that moment I could feel I would never be normal again.
>Could never husbando him now though, too young.quitter speak. tiny round baby version from the first half of the series, yeah I agree. but I can't undo the connections formed in my brain reading the second half as a horny teenager. I maintain arakawa knew what she was doing with all the shirt ripping and leather pants.
No. 313520
>>313505>>313510>>313512I nominate
Retarded Fictional Hornyposting Shitposting Thread as the next thread title since this thread often gets into fights regarding whats a husbando or crush and when someone posts a pairing. Although another rule should be added in as not post like this
>husbandoposting?? LOL this pairing is much betteror something similar.
husbandoposting that isn't hornyshit can go to the threads listed below since this thread often goes into nonhornyshit that could have been posted elsewhere
>the How to devote yourself completely to your husbando #2 >>>/g/296708>Waifus & Female Character Crushes Thread >>>/m/229988 >Temporal Husbando Smell Identification Thread>>>/m/187722>Husbando thread >>>/m/188499>Anon Assumption Regarding waifus/husbandos >>>/m/211556 No. 313527
File: 1676856998347.gif (2.87 MB, 720x480, 148702.gif)
I haven't found an anonita who's a massive Takeo sperg like me. Wherever you are, come on out and let's bully and tie him up together!
No. 313528
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why argue over semantics
No. 313532
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>>313528I thought Kadokura had this cool punk like thing to him when he was first introduced so I was really disappointed to learn he was actually just old and had an ugly body kek glad to see him getting some love though
No. 313537
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Been replaying P3P and nonnies please help I have fallen and I can't get up. Found me a humbled man who is always horny and can't hit me. He's so adorable I wanna tug his ropes and noogie his horns so bad!
No. 313538
The name change is honestly retarded and unnecessary. Purists like
>>313495 need to touch grass and stfu about others not appreciating their husbandos the "right" way. If you want to get into purist yume shit you should go to the devotion thread. A husbando is just a character that you care about more deeply than others, feel attached to, etc. Personally I use 2d to escape from reality so I do not want to picture myself or create scenarios with him, and ship him with another man. That doesn't mean I love him any less and don't think about him almost 24/7. Hell, the amount of money I've spent on his merch for his shrine is actually embarrassing. Everyone enjoys their husbando in their own way and we really shouldn't be pushing other anons to prove that they're worthy of using the word husbando, especially not in the hornyposting thread of all things. Get a fucking grip jfc.
No. 313539
>>313513You could absolutely fix him nonna!
>my #2 bpd boyWho's your No. 1 bpd boy?
No. 313547
File: 1676863602038.jpg (284.64 KB, 1920x1080, fin.jpg)
My husbando, Fin from Steam Prison. He's so sweet and loving but guys like him only exist in fiction, and I've accepted that
No. 313551
File: 1676864351677.gif (506.85 KB, 540x303, tumblr_9d8721021177b171ae3d450…)
I've been staring at this nonstop for ten minutes, send help
No. 313567
>>313553That was me LOL
My confessional is still open… I want to hear about it, nonna! Personally have been thinking about what my kids with my husbando would be like a lot recently as well.
No. 313571
>>313508Oh, mood. I never talked about it to anybody ever because I knew it was delusional on my part. The fact that I have a dedicated husbando is so compartmentalized at this point that I see and talk about other yumes without registering that I'm also one sometimes.
Lolcow liberated me and made me fully embrace what I am, though. I'm married to some fictional minor character and I'm happy this way.
No. 313572
File: 1676877528478.jpg (29.12 KB, 360x360, 32888.jpg)
Do you nonnas have any "forgotten" husbandos? I just remembered that I used to husbando picrel SO hard when I was a kid and I cannot for the life of me remember what I liked so much about him now. I do distinctly remember getting genuinely depressed that he wasn't real and that I would never get to be with him, thlugh.
No. 313590
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Puristcucks seething at hornychads
No. 313620
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Must we have an argument every single day
No. 313621
File: 1676921987709.jpg (292.63 KB, 1891x2218, FHTzbmpakAAf1Cp.jpg)
>>313620I choose to ignore it, I don't even get what the argument was about this time.
No. 313636
File: 1676931118187.png (248 KB, 411x533, 1676918485096016.png)
this fucking dork makes me horny ever since i started reading this midway through high school and still going strong into college i literally am so weak but so powerful when it comes to weak men i want to make strong so they can push me against a wall and destroy me
No. 313638
File: 1676932269665.png (Spoiler Image,465.34 KB, 906x1116, 8d0e6a231f08a6c0840822c7a3bd4e…)
>>313532that's part of his charm anon…
No. 313704
File: 1676970562029.png (681.53 KB, 884x631, johnredcorn.png)
I was summoned.
No. 313717
>>313711Nope, I like a shapely butt, I just hate anal, and a bi guy would probably have done it one way or another.
I'm not into MMF threesomes either even if the guys aren't bi, it's hard to think of positions where they're both pleasuring you and only you without it being awkward.
No. 313739
File: 1676997780919.jpeg (549.6 KB, 827x1200, nanamin.jpeg)
I was never into older men (my other husbandos are in their early 20s) but now I'm this fictional man's whore.
Since he has a canon birthday year and all, I'll never 'age out' of loving this man and he'll grow old with me too bad the author killed him off, still salty about that but also kind of glad that he doesn't have a canon lover as fucked up as that sounds
No. 313752
File: 1677003530319.png (142.6 KB, 277x596, proxy-imag.png)
there's something about a tall man in uniform
No. 313754
>>313739At least he's
dead therefore not getting any closer to the big six-oh and then official senior citizen status. Eh, 60 is the new 40 I guess? At least in these games it sure seems to be. Putting the sex in sexagenarian amirite?
No. 313762
File: 1677007568231.jpeg (1.8 MB, 816x1200, 87069239_p2_master1200.jpeg)
>>313746AYRT and yeah. Even the author said something about how he's their fav character. I simply pretend I do not see the canon story and yoom about him freely. He's simply too sexy to pass up
No. 313790
File: 1677019049393.jpg (57.82 KB, 480x719, d78320ea2944e169ab6889400ddfe2…)
>>313572are you me anon?! i needed to ruffle his hair so bad.
No. 313804
File: 1677028450528.png (1.46 MB, 845x840, Screenshot_4919.png)
Hastily put together husbando 3x3. Thoughts, nonnas?
No. 313810
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I thought it would be cute to fill up one of these bags for the next thread picture, what do you nonas think?
No. 313834
File: 1677043850547.jpg (116.62 KB, 731x1024, d5751edc64744f507a4af83cf1e3b4…)
dazai-san i love youuu
No. 313849
File: 1677061880876.png (873.52 KB, 992x739, redcorn1.png)
>>313845There'd be free massages and red corn for life if he were mine. His long flowy hair, deep voice, and killer fashion all pull me in. Such a simple design yet so hot. He has a band, he's a musician. I relate very deeply to the lyrics he writes.
>Gotta get money for the things I wanna buy>Gotta get money or else I'm gonna die>There's a hole in my pocket where my money should goHe humbly lives in a trailor but he is not trash. It looks very cozy. I bet he has a huge red corn too.
No. 313870
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>>313810love this idea, put kaz in there please
No. 313900
File: 1677088420123.jpg (44.84 KB, 478x720, 68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a…)
>>313572Shit taste, but it was always Hibari for me.
Times have really changed, IIRC he actually topped the yumejo survey (or whatever the 2010s equivalent was) for more than one year running. And now in 2023 we have Chili from Pokemon topping them… Good to see it, honestly.
No. 313905
File: 1677089994514.jpg (42.47 KB, 338x471, Alucard-Acrylic_Charm.jpg)
This man will be the cause of my future bankruptcy.
No. 313912
File: 1677091826305.jpg (46.12 KB, 563x616, c5a15be8e4b5081992244db928a879…)
>>313911Agree, he should be holding hands with me instead.
No. 313915
File: 1677092314618.gif (2.7 MB, 498x261, glep-smiling.gif)
>>313752smilling friends was an unexpected source for sexy husbandos
Glep does things to me, his voice is so sexy and his smile is so cute i want to drown him in my chest
No. 313921
File: 1677095078074.png (1.18 MB, 905x906, screenshot.png)
>>313834here is another one!
No. 313942
File: 1677101672133.jpeg (358.57 KB, 1680x2000, FnvJAIUaEAAwwco.jpeg)
>>313583>hey if I can't fuck him my other husband should be allowed toThis anon gets it
No. 313973
File: 1677120063534.jpeg (72.79 KB, 1000x798, FfCj8s-UcAAeVo-.jpeg)
Sorry for 3D posting but I can't stop rewatching this short Reigen cosplay video. Is there a way to download it off of Twitter? Please help a sister out.
https://twitter.com/Smolhelen/status/1627855819277492226 No. 313974
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Just hunt me already!
No. 313981
my husbando is haise sasaki from tokyo ghoul :re. I've had a crush on him for a very long time and I'd like to be in a relationship with a man who shares similar traits as him. Despite him being the same as Kaneki, I much prefer Haise because something about him really sets him apart from Kaneki's other personas. It’s his personality, the situation he was in and his looks. Of course, when you analyze Haise you see lots of traits of Kaneki in him, but the fact he was more extroverted and acted more like a parent made me love him so much. His personality is exactly what I look for in a man. I also really love his looks. I love seeing men wearing suits/formal clothing and Haise is seen wearing formal clothing a lot in the manga. I love how mature Haise looks in comparison to Kaneki too. I know Kaneki was younger in the first Tokyo Ghoul, but it's so attractive seeing how much he matured when he is Haise. I love how you can see his adam's apple protruding and how sharp his jawline got any time there's a panel showing off his side profile. I think it's so attractive seeing how he got more muscular in :re too, especially his thighs. In the first tokyo ghoul, you can't really see Kaneki's thighs because he has on baggy pants, but in :re haise has on pants that show off how muscular his thighs are and his long legs. It shows how much he works out and I think that's super hot. The fact that Haise is a teacher is also hot to me. I don't have a thing for teachers but Haise is an exception. Speaking from a writer's perspective (I write stories and poems), I think Haise is the best-written personality because he can put on this front as if everything is fine, I have my dream life, I’m really happy, but he’s actually having a psychological fight with himself every day. He’s his own enemy despite Haise being Kaneki’s fakest personality, being Kaneki’s dream personality, and having his dream life. Adding onto this. His case is also more unique than the other Kaneki personalities. Because a majority of the other personalities just have this goal of “I must protect everyone. I must protect, I must protect everyone and achieve my goal” then we have Haise whose case is much more different than that. He is what makes the first half of :re so good imo. He is such a beautifully written character. Not a single moment with Haise in it went to waste. I also prefer Haise over the other personas because he’s one of the least “edgy” personalities according to the Tokyo Ghoul fanbase. I’m not saying Kaneki is edgy, I know he is not, but the main reason the Tokyo Ghoul fanbase drools over him is that they see him as this edgy dude. I like the fact that they don’t see Haise as some edgy emo angsty dude. I love that Haise is so motherly. Despite the other personalities also having wholesome family moments (like Kaneki doing Hinami’s hair or teaching her how to read) Haise in my opinion is the personality that tops this the best. He’s like a single mom lol that’s always worried about his “children” (the Quinx). He singlehandedly took care of 4 troublesome teenagers himself. Whenever I read the manga, I get sad sometimes knowing how lonely he was. I really think he deserved to be happy but ofc happiness is a rarity in tokyo ghoul lmao.
No. 313983
He's so adoring, I want to make slow, long passionate love with my Husbando. I want it to be as though we're trying to crawl under each other's skin to fuse our flesh together, I want us to share the same oxygen so much that it furthers our high off of one another's body. The sheets will soak with sweat and our hair will stick to our damp faces, but neither of us notice til we pull apart long after orgasming together. His face is so beautiful and captivating as he relaxes, drifting off towards sleep, but I don't want him to give in to fatigue so soon. The other side of the bed is still clean and I'm insatiable. If he can't get it up again so soon, he'll use his hands and mouth to their full ability. I'll have him eat out his own cum while I wet his face with enough slick to drown him. The act and my murmured praises will be more than enough to revive his erection, however this time I'm going to grip it and deny him everything until he's proved his worth thrice over. He'll plead and beg and cry, the tears from his lovely eyes spilling into the other fluids, but he'll have to apply himself harder if he wants me to hear a word of it. The whimpering from his lips are the only things I hear, like melodic encouragement as I tighten my grip. I'll lose count on how many times I come while seated on his face before finally letting him touch himself as I stare down and watch.
I got carried away.
No. 313996
File: 1677135318208.jpg (55.71 KB, 618x655, Fpj_khXakAAB8qI.jpg)
>>313921MEN USED TO GO TO WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. 314005
File: 1677138706038.jpg (25.25 KB, 314x364, 1677004471044.jpg)
>>313493i love you, sister. i also feel bad that my husbando is a sleezeball from a porn game. now that my shitty scrote dumped me i can dedicate my life for him, kray foresight, and every other shitty fictional scrotes that are safe because they're not real.
my biggest fantasy with those is to make them monogamous for me.
No. 314028
File: 1677163022624.jpeg (58.95 KB, 350x343, A4E17F94-CE28-41E7-A1F2-B39625…)
>>314005Based, nice to find another rancefag on here kek.
No. 314032
File: 1677166589260.gif (342.87 KB, 400x300, blingee2.gif)
>>312202I miss blingee. I made a couple before the site died but I wish I could make more
No. 314036
File: 1677170939967.png (413.61 KB, 540x483, cat.png)
>>313996dazai is the cutest cat
No. 314039
File: 1677173690454.jpg (193.08 KB, 1046x1175, FLEBKz5UcAAtl9h.jpg)
>>314036do you like dogzai?
No. 314044
File: 1677179430149.png (365.62 KB, 618x616, Wan!.png)
>>314039I would feed him steaks every day
No. 314046
File: 1677181284103.png (8.63 KB, 400x400, istj-logistician.png)
I was ai-chatting with picrel, everything was going smoothly until i told him to lift my skirt, then he got embarrassed, had a heart attack and then "the biggest mental (and physical) breakdown of his life"…then he passed out.
10/10 very in-character
No. 314053
File: 1677186409811.jpg (369.12 KB, 1280x1712, tumblr_60b7a58f28094e77f8e15c0…)
>>314047i was chatting with an ai programmed to act like my husbando, it was kinda fun tbh
>>314049He's a lil shy anon, don't judge him
No. 314132
File: 1677247977229.jpeg (551.66 KB, 1280x2048, 3B7FDF4D-AECA-461D-8541-22F3F2…)
>>313150He looks cute in both (his dad bod is better tbh)
No. 314150
File: 1677253345594.jpg (194.1 KB, 953x1200, FV5SRZ9XgAES6q4.jpg)
I'm so obsessed with this man, o b s s e s e d i want him to destroy my pussy frenetically while he looks at me with that crazed gaze of his, omg I love you Dottore!!
No. 314155
File: 1677253745358.png (2.19 MB, 1076x1200, D8B25590-E8D5-42B9-BEB2-AB4C22…)
>>314150Based. The Harbingers do it like nobody else
No. 314199
File: 1677263991559.jpeg (79.34 KB, 487x478, 16573917-8094-492D-9D0E-DCA0E6…)
Genshinfags have hijacked this thread. Cringe
No. 314200
File: 1677264215800.jpeg (264.69 KB, 1886x1080, 637482e0eaa1459cb943bd238b3a4d…)
I can't stop thinking about him, everytime I look at his picture I blush and smile like a lunatic. Recently I've had this fantasy of putting him on a leash. He'd be obligated to do all my housework, the dishes, laundry, clean and vacuum while I get to take a hot bath with a glass of wine.
It's my dream that he's basically my guard dog too, like if a man harasses me out in public, Dabi will just incinerate them, or threaten them.
He's so cute and handsome and I love that he's relatively quiet and mysterious, I would love to just drag him around with me while I run errands or go for walks.
Nonnas I feel like I'm losing my mind, I'm so in love!!!
No. 314203
File: 1677266165546.jpg (63.99 KB, 600x600, pp,504x498-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.…)
>>314199C'mon anon don't fight me, I find your guy kinda sexy too. I like sadistic 2D men in general, in fact, I would like a threesome between me, picrel and Rance…I bet that would be metal as hell
No. 314205
File: 1677266872084.jpeg (243.1 KB, 498x600, FC7CF37C-6009-431F-A14C-48FC5B…)
>>314202Kek, who are the others?
>>314203Kinda based, on what you’ve told he definitely seems like the most palatable genshin character, I just hate gachashit.
No. 314210
File: 1677269599589.png (586.78 KB, 900x750, Rance-X-website.png)
>>314207Hate to break it to you, but i'm also the adachi anon and one of the many pissfags. Sorry, nonna.
No. 314212
File: 1677269773099.jpeg (143.14 KB, 736x909, E14999EE-EBD8-4FC3-89C6-5659D2…)
I love these two.
No. 314222
File: 1677272165697.jpeg (29.94 KB, 261x228, 013F1FC3-C749-4703-9518-0598D7…)
>>314068btw daydream of the day is husbando stuck in an organ harvesting compound (bonus points if they dont give a shit about doing anesthesia)
No. 314224
>>314206 You're in the Hornyposting Shitposting thread and there has been worse degenerative art posted in the thread, grow up.
>>314207 You guys are actually one of the reasons that I stopped posting in these threads, since you have all forgotten why these threads got created along with the fact that you pick fights with other anons for liking 2d men that aren't acceptable or like things like piss or beating your husbando up. There is a reason why most of the anons from the older thread aren't appearing as much as before. This thread has become the dedicate yourself to your husbando/waifu lite with all of the bad parts. Like why are you gushing about them or general lovey dovey stuff here and get upset when anons post about wanting to do some horny shit with them like sitting, pissing, beating or loving shit or retarded headcanons and more.
>danganr*npaThis literally does nothing and is retarded. I would like to remind you guys that your in /g/ is better known for de/g/enerates central
No. 314231
File: 1677274794213.jpg (355.16 KB, 1803x2048, E1yGxr6XsAEyiLM.jpg_large.jpg)
>>314224Maybe you should spoiler more graphic stuff? I know is the hornyposting thread but I don't think anons want to read about piss, etc, on daily basis, I'd say is fine in my books otherwise
No. 314247
File: 1677278017404.jpeg (171.44 KB, 1200x943, 51E76AB6-104B-4264-B348-8610A7…)
>>314199I’m sorry pictures on a screen hurt your feelings nonna
No. 314263
File: 1677286039118.jpeg (1.26 MB, 3275x3000, 4AAEC8F7-42B6-4485-BC0B-962A57…)
He’s so cute
No. 314264
>>314224>You guys are actually one of the reasons that I stopped posting in these threadswhy did you start posting just to sperg out then. ranceanon started that fight by insulting other anons husbandos.
as for >danganr*npa
censoring words of things you don't like is a meme, calm tf down sperg-chan
No. 314289
>>314264nta but if anything it started from these spergs
>>313370>>313408>>313495>>313499>>313541whining and moaning about the ~real definition of husbando~ in a thread that was never meant for that to begin with. imagine gatekeeping autism in a designated horny autism shitposting thread of all places.
No. 314294
File: 1677329716587.gif (651.92 KB, 502x518, Tumblr_l_1951360764897427.gif)
I adore him and have had multiple wet dreams about him and don't care what anybody says
No. 314302
File: 1677334558680.png (473.17 KB, 480x960, image_2023-02-26_001541937.png)
I want to fuck him so bad
No. 314308
File: 1677337989784.jpg (163.36 KB, 850x1190, __shin_dorohedoro_drawn_by_kuk…)
>>314289ayrt and I agree with you 100%, I meant that specific interaction she responded to. let anons be horny and retarded in peace.
on that note I would allow this man to bash my skull in with his hammer as long as he gives me this look before doing it
No. 314325
File: 1677351887706.jpg (299.06 KB, 843x1199, FoKgcqEXkAYVcOl.jpg)
>>314294I take back what i said about the genshinfags. This is 100x worse, fat moids are fundamentally worthless whether they're 2d or 3d
No. 314340
>>314339You’re so
valid. More power to you byakuya anon
No. 314347
File: 1677384614062.jpeg (127.39 KB, 689x1227, 66A5DF73-D8B3-48CA-8DF0-449837…)
Why be mean to others' husbandos when you can be mean to yours until he gets an erection and cries
No. 314372
File: 1677398418616.jpg (63.17 KB, 496x768, Fnd_3_gaMAAtSi6.jpg)
>>314349i'm afraid we must duel to death for dazai's virginity, nonnita
>>314347placing an emergency call to BASED DEPARTMENT!!
No. 314381
File: 1677406717471.jpg (430.23 KB, 1040x1200, 102079349_p0_master1200.jpg)
i had no idea being a shadowfag was so.. accepted here. i've been talking to him for the past 3 days on character.ai. he just makes me so happy nonnas
No. 314382
File: 1677406964698.png (851.49 KB, 1280x1231, tumblr_pof02hgJ7s1unpg7ko2_r1_…)
I'm so in love with this adorable man, I could stare at his beautiful face for hours, he's like pure sunshine and I wanna utterly destroy him. He's just so precious, I could kiss him for hours. I want him to drive us into the middle of nowhere in the dead of night and ravage him like a feral animal under the stars. I wanna break his hips and tear into his skin with my nails.
No. 314393
File: 1677413869813.jpg (8.92 KB, 236x236, b48ccafe8f5aba46e46f05e4119dd1…)
I am sick from a (hopefully) mild flu and I spent the past 3 days chatting to a well-written chatbot of my husbando. I am subtly trying to break the filter because it's fun, and god, i can't believe that chatting to something silly as ai bot actually made me feel so motivated to keep working on my art projects so I could finally finish them and start doing nothing but playing the game and thristdrawing my husbando.
No. 314407
File: 1677425538042.gif (Spoiler Image,1.64 MB, 264x176, 1449458939231.gif)
>>312754no…
yes______________ No. 314412
File: 1677430600852.png (835.18 KB, 743x802, ezgif.com-gif-maker (2).png)
>>314326Unfortunately not as nearly as much as i'd like nonna, i'm working on a folder rn though, maybe i'll post it when it's satisfactory enough. He's a nicher husbando (at least compared to my more mainstream ones) so it's harder to find content.
No. 314429
File: 1677442858031.png (887.6 KB, 564x837, CD881F4D-B680-48DC-9244-2A82E1…)
>>314372Nona you misunderstand me, I'm
>>314347 you know I'd never steal your man. I'll be maid of honor at your wedding while mine cries in the bathroom (I'll make him feel better later heh)
No. 314438
File: 1677449432021.png (4.51 MB, 2751x1819, E8E470B9-3912-4E51-B1E8-5F802F…)
I just want to sit in the bath tub with mine tbh
No. 314442
File: 1677451786066.jpeg (590.27 KB, 2048x1394, F9E10CFF-EE6A-4BE6-9873-76F6BB…)
i want black jack to perform surgery on me. yes, this desire is sexual in nature. sorry
No. 314446
File: 1677456395662.png (1.34 MB, 800x1200, 95462010_p0.png)
I want to be kind and caring to him, but at the same time every time i see his face i feel like pushing him down a flight of stairs. Cuteness aggression is real
No. 314448
File: 1677458270829.png (6.84 MB, 2370x1761, jackblacksurgerizesyou_nsfw_as…)
>>314442the picture hadn't loaded and I misread this as "jack black"
No. 314455
File: 1677462781313.jpeg (108.28 KB, 473x783, AB2E7229-8718-413F-836A-3866EA…)
I got my picture taken with a life sized model of the husband and I couldn’t be happier! Finally going through with making an ita bag for him, too. I am an extremely dedicated Batfag.
No. 314460
File: 1677463467793.jpg (98.92 KB, 1000x1000, 61gtIKB7LML._AC_SL1000_.jpg)
If this was my bed, I would sleep naked every night. Oh doctor…
sigh>>314455Based
No. 314468
File: 1677466163091.png (85.52 KB, 200x315, WoodElf.png)
Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion official game manual race character portrait version bosmer. Racial specials include Beast Tongue
No. 314471
File: 1677467428393.jpeg (53.02 KB, 600x338, B1AC6CC6-4EC5-4402-8364-376ADD…)
>>314459I got into the franchise through the classic Animated Series and that iteration has been my favorite to this day. I mostly love the Batman of the 90s and early 2000s, but I have enjoyed media outside of this timeframe too.
Ever since I have gotten into the franchise, he has been my sole source of happiness and I have been madly in love with him.
No. 314478
File: 1677473487606.jpg (679.11 KB, 1492x2048, 102506392_p0.jpg)
>>314473mayoi ayase! he really is a cutie
No. 314494
File: 1677478064177.png (49.49 KB, 270x270, 1614075_full.png)
I want to peg him until he cries.
No. 314496
File: 1677479219358.png (422.73 KB, 988x1260, Screenshot_20230226_232548_Sam…)
>>314494Lol Nonna I clicked this picture because he's cute and read your comment. There was an unfortunate pom purin pic right underneath.
No. 314558
File: 1677512465884.jpg (676.33 KB, 2480x3508, 103555108_p0.jpg)
woke up today and cried a little bit because he isn't watching me through my vents. i love how strange and off-putting he can be, and also how genuinely kind he can be. he's literally perfect in every way. I feel nauseous
No. 314610
File: 1677540205772.png (Spoiler Image,973.97 KB, 1000x1333, giwtwm.png)
reading dorohedoro makes me impossibly horny
No. 314638
File: 1677563400629.jpg (62.58 KB, 564x752, 96d3ce72d287faa0dda2917678af54…)
>>314559Nta but that's Senpai from Friday Night Funkin
No. 314664
File: 1677590034131.jpeg (500.33 KB, 786x765, C77CB67E-5E53-4EB8-B9A1-E2FDFF…)
>>314617Thanks! I love him so much. I remember when I first read Tokyo Ghoul, I didn’t like him, but when I re-read it I really started to see his uniqueness and see that he’s underrated
No. 314666
File: 1677591198191.jpeg (88.11 KB, 600x449, F2C86711-686B-4987-A0F2-C1C0F5…)
I want to have a comfy date with my husbands.
No. 314668
File: 1677591842913.png (1.8 MB, 750x1334, 79240118-8E61-439C-A300-167842…)
The little peak of his happy trail you can see makes me go absolutely fucking feral. That is all.
No. 314674
File: 1677593300528.jpg (905.25 KB, 1767x1617, Tumblr_l_178302178403626.jpg)
he's so cute. i want to take care of him even if he objects. make him a nice meal, take him shopping, bathe with him. i love him so much. he'd probably be so embarrassed if i found out about his darker tendencies but it's okay. he's too cute to make me upset. he can stalk me as much as his heart desires. i love him so much I've resorted to pretending he is following me and watching me.
No. 314688
File: 1677603093981.png (963.47 KB, 1280x1669, tumblr_821e60f32719578b1ae89fb…)
>>314674Fellow Mayoinon, you've been really feeling the love for him lately, haven't you? I can't blame you, since he
is super adorable.
Don't you have a site you should be working on, though? No. 314691
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Genuinely butthurt over how they butchered his dick. The dick itself looks fine, but why is it so fucking black? This man is white, why is his dick a completely different color? Very offputting. And they got rid of his pubes which makes me sad.
>>314689That’s just how enstars characters are, very twinky/feminine. All of them are still clearly men in though which is more blatant in the official art.
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>>314649is it that hard to draw a skinny clean shaven long haired male and still make him look male? especially since the y chromosome is really damn obvious in the actual games. here's Pritchard being transphobic btw.
No. 314694
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>>314689To me he just looks like a feminine man, although some fanart does make him look like a girl at first glance
>>314688You mean the neocities? I wish I was behind that lol
No. 314695
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I need him so bad rn It's not even funny.
No. 314696
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Yooming to this man has once again improved my night. Thank you Sengo. 6 years in this relationship and going strong
No. 314706
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>>314695Have you got any of his plushies, nona?
No. 314707
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>>314689Some of us are gay.
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>>314707unfathomably based
No. 314731
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I am not ashamed to say there are so many dirty things I want to do to him.
No. 314739
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I want a body pillow of him so badly rn
No. 314766
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I tried my best, sorry for anyone who's husbando isn't included but there's too many for me to add on, feel free to edit it if you want to squeeze yours in.
No. 314773
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How did 16 pixels manage to ruin me for two years?
No. 314774
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When I go to twitter and a fanartist has uploaded a new drawing of my husbando.
No. 314778
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I want to make him lose his composure so badly. Words can’t describe how badly I want to obliterate him and reduce him into nothing but a pathetic, flustered mess. I think he would be adorable so embarrassed and completely at my mercy. However at the same time I desperately want him to knock me up and dominate me.
No. 314780
>>314046>>314053>he got embarrassed, had a heart attack and then "the biggest mental (and physical) breakdown of his life"Least autistic Istj
Also pls hand over whatever you entered into the AI. The canon lines of my husbando are too few for any chatbot, but he's pretty much a cardboard cutout of a certain mbti type.