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No. 172701

Previous thread >>161298

Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly,creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

Roids or not, he looks good for his age

No. 172712

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I know Bardem isn't unconv on his own, but I'm really into this character in particular. I wanna domme him.

No. 172719

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i rewatched that movie recently because i was horny for anton and got nightmares about him afterwards kek

No. 172738

based. i love bob haircuts on men so much. like actual bob haircuts, not bowlcuts.

No. 172740

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too bad he is a manlet

No. 172742

Oh the things I'd let that manlet do to me

No. 172753

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How do you feel about Lord Farquaad?

No. 172754

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I’m back to simp for Nick Cave

No. 172755

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No. 172756

Op posting some taaaaaaste. Love u boo we will both get him.

No. 172757

based bob manlet appreciators

No. 172761

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these two morons really did it for me in the movie. the guy on the right in particular cause he's kinda ugly to me otherwise, but his character was sexy

No. 172763

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I- i'm sorry anons…

No. 172764

Ooh who is that he's pretty

No. 172765

Ntayrt but tom cruise

No. 172767

Oh. Now I know who it is he's not attractive anymore.

Gross, anon. Really gross.

No. 172768

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idgaf that he's a pony-sized psychopath, he was insanely hot in the 90's. Especially in Magnolia, on a purely physical level of course.

No. 172770

lmao have we got to the point that there are people 18+ who don't recognize Tom Cruise??

He used to be really hot, it's weird because his facial features aren't that handsome individually, he's a manlet and I can't remember ever noticing his body. It's probably 90% charisma.

No. 172771

He was only cute this particular day.

No. 172772

lmao are you trolling

No. 172773

He is conventionally attractive imo.

No. 172774

Doyle would totally get it. I love how he rips the shit out of people on insta when they ask him dumb questions.

My bf is constantly making fun of me for fancying Bardem/Chigurh.

No. 172787

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Sorry. Went on a binge of his stuff recently and had a realization.
Was debating on putting him in the childhood crushes thread, too, kek.

No. 172789

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Same, anon. You have excellent taste

No. 172790

Bit ot but for years I thought I got asshole vibes off of him, then lately I read that he only ever makes parodies with the permission of the og artist first and he pays them a percentage of profits. Doesn't play around or rip them off. If an artist says no he doesn't do the song. Which I respect, I think parodies technically don't even need to pay royalties or get permission.

No. 172797

He's actually a pretty decent person, for a scrote.

No. 172798

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My mum absolutely HATES him. i remember we were flicking threw tv channels and a movie of his was on, she was just chatting shit the whole time and she got mad because i said he was good looking, idek what she’d think if she knew i have a crush on him. it’s just hot to think like he’s so small and pretty u could just dom him and make him feel powerless lmao

No. 172799

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samefag but hhhh. i wanna make him my bitch

No. 172805

Lol your mom sounds like me, I fucking hate him and I go feral everytime I see him. The other day my mom called me to show me she was watching Jack Reacher to annoy me.

No. 172807

Just wanted to let the BCS and Gary Oldman anons know I feel with them ♥

No. 172808

It's great that Kevin Costner got the main role in BCS.

No. 172809

Your mom sounds great (no shade).

No. 172811

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isn't tom cruise considered attractive by basically everyone tho? eyes wide shut era is my fav tom

No. 172819

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Omg he looks so cute wtf. i can imagine him smelling good and i bet he thinks he's like sooo masculine even though he's so small and tiny and u can just tell him how feminine and weak he is and he gets so mad but he's so small he just looks stupid when he tries to look intimidating and can't do anything about it kek. adorable. personally i love vanilla sky tom

No. 172830

petition for these anons to become his next scientology wife(s)

No. 172831

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they only work on non manlets (above 5’8) imo

No. 172832

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he was fucking hot, especially as a blonde vampire.

No. 172835

Agreed, this was the only time I found him attractive

No. 172837

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Holy fucking shit! how have i never seen this! i have a huge thing for vampires too wtf, im crying rn he looks gorgeous wat
sadly he's looking old now, i'd still love to be his mommy gf scientology wife tho even though he's like 40 yrs older than me

No. 172844

In this pic he looks like a Chad/Brayden/Brett who is about to punch a hole in the wall.

No. 172853

Lestat was kinda like this tbh.

No. 172855

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I'm straight up obsessed with Surefour. I don't know anything about Overwatch and I'm too scared of people being mean to start playing but he's so damn sexy to me and he has such a handsome voice. Too bad I can't compete with all his anime waifus tho

No. 172858

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Posting an unconventional male, myself.

I am Looking for a bisexual girl (biological female) who is into 2D loli, and wants a relationship with a man. If your idea of a dream boyfriend is someone who sometimes gives you oral sex while you look at loli, contact me at rel587@protonmail.com

I am wealthy, come from a good family and some attractive women have found me good looking. Not larping, I just want to find someone who is like me, but that has been almost impossible.

If you want to contact me anonymously, just make a protonmail. It won't ask you to use a phone number nor alternate email account.

mods will delete this post, write down that email quickly if interested.(scrote)

No. 172859

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Take your dick cheese elsewhere

No. 172860

Nice reddit spacing

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No. 172864

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rory mccann

No. 172867

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kill yourself, faggot

No. 172899

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I'd climb him like a goddamn tree.

No. 172935

good taste. I fucking loved him as the hound

No. 172945

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Jimmy Page, but only looks wise. Any age TBH

No. 172946

So you'd fuck Jimmy-wise-chinese-sage-looking-Page just for his looks?

No. 172948

I like that his title rhymes

No. 172953

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Best character of the whole show (well, him and Quark), except until the end. Rene Auberjoinois was a fucking brilliant actor to be able to make a goo man relatable and emotional. And oddly enough, the way he moved was very animated and fluid (no pun intended). I've never seen an actor move quite so gracefully, and with such nice hand gestures, that WASN'T in a dancing role. Idk, I'm an artist and I'm rambling but I hope it makes sense.

No. 172971

idk who that is but i wish bears liked women particularly japanese bears 2bh

No. 172981

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I'd let him take out his frustrations on me.

No. 172990

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Speaking of quark…..

No. 172992

Sauce for your spank bank sis

No. 172997

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For me it's Worf

No. 173002

Honestly, I'd fuck most of the Star Trek characters, any race or gender. Don't know why everyone's so fucking sexy in the show. Maybe it's the skin tight suits.

No. 173005

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>Why yes, Anon I am a fully functional, anatomically correct, sentient, humanoid android being with various degrees of pleasure modes built in. If I may; why do you ask?

No. 173007

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So glad I’m not the only one!

No. 173009

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Let’s not forget about Q

No. 173010

he appears in my dreams way too often, dont think I ever had a conscious crush on kafka but boy did i have way too many sex dreams about him

No. 173014

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No. 173019

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He's an awfully unfunny comedian but I find him attractive

No. 173020

excuse my ignorance, but who is this charming man?

No. 173024

Oh my god, seth has been my biggest crush since i was 13 why the hell did you put him in the unconventionally attractive thread?! he’s charming, good looking, well dressed, witty, intelligent, amazing at singing, a gentleman… what makes you think he’s unconventionally attractive anon?

No. 173026

have you watched family guy?

No. 173029

Weird Al Yankovic!

No. 173031

He's a gigantic twat

No. 173035

No he isn’t he’s lovely and i will be his waifu and provide him with high iq children
It’s my favourite show hehe

No. 173039

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He’s witty, charming and has an amazing voice anon but he’s not exactly stud tier if you know what I mean.

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Lennon, but only in the late 60s-early 70s where he was hooked on heroin and being more obnoxious and co-dependent. I think the long hair/glasses thing on men is very ethereal.

No. 173054

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It's probably just the hair

No. 173055

>long hair/glasses thing on men is very ethereal
I agree. But I can't help being reminded of the 2000s atheist Youtube scene

No. 173059

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generic hayden appearance but his twink personality and voice

No. 173061

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IMO, you have to have a certain face to pull it off, fat dudes can’t really do the look

No. 173064

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Can't believe John used to avoid wearing glasses in the early days, his bone structure was ideal for them, and that's determined only by genetics, basically.
I might prefer him with the Sgt Pepper era pedo-stache though

No. 173086

I am personally more into his landlord, way hotter.

No. 173102

He used to come in to my dad's restaurant back in the 90's, my dad swears this. Not in full makeup, of course.

No. 173103

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Richard iv in Blackadder

No. 173115

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Yes anon! Also, Flashheart, in any form.

No. 173117

Can I see the full chart of this if you have it? Genuinely curious

No. 173119

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Feel like pure shit just want him back x

No. 173130

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BLESSED ART THOU jesus you are sexy as hell

No. 173133

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mm… let me at HIS sausage

No. 173138

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No. 173140

Yo fr did we ever find out what happened to dante

No. 173141

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thin faced men with strong noses are basically the ideal for the granny glasses style he got going past 1966. though my unconventional waifu (pic related) is one of the few overweight moids who looked good with glasses.
surprising to see him look decent here

No. 173144

That's so cool.
Anyway, Worf has such a sexy voice, it makes me wet.

No. 173157

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Here you go anon, found it on an incel website to give you some perspective. Why Mads Mikkelsen is in 10 is fucking beyond me.

Probs living his best life, blissfully unaware he’s a god on this site lmao

No. 173160

that chart cracks me up. Most of the dudes in the 'definitely attractive' row look goofy as hell to me

No. 173162

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julian barratt, especially in the early boosh days. never understood the love for noel fielding

No. 173163

Love Noel and his outfits, but I think Julian is great too, that gif is too cute. Also current Julian's aging way better in my opinion

No. 173164

it looks like someone made it as a joke / revenge looking at some people included there, some people from 1-4 tier look no different from 8-9 tier apart from non-professional photos

No. 173165

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yeah definitely, he has this sort of rugged old man look now which i like a lot lol. wrinkles suit him somehow

No. 173173

oh my god he looked so hot as the depressed dad in Flowers, I was so into it

No. 173177

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This picture of young Tim Heidecker really rustles my jimmies

No. 173181

I wish I would meet a highly rational man like Data

No. 173184

Doing charts like this makes incels look like closeted gays.
Some tier 9 guys look very sketchy. No, thanks.
Ah yes, Blackadder. For me, it is Series II Rowan Atkinson. He is such a sarcastic bastard there. I love it.

No. 173188

I just want to confess that Data is one of my go-to fantasies

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No. 173206

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Putin back in his gucci pimp days was to die for

No. 173211

Ye! I wish he did more voice acting, he's got a great voice for it.

No. 173218

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Scrotes really didn't see women jacking it to hellenistic Jesus huh
Honestly, how could they not?

No. 173238

Kek. Guess there's a reason ladies liked to phrase their devotion as being "married to Jesus" rather than any mortal man.

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