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No. 191854

A containment thread for Danofags to sperg.
Post here about Paul Dano's:
>film roles and characters
>different looks
>interviews
>his notable title as hollywood punching bag due of his majority roles
etc.

Do not come here to talk how ugly Paul Dano is according to you, how Danofags have no taste etc. This is a Paul Dano positivity thread
(though healthy criticism is okay). If you hate him, just hide the thread!
If you see hater posts, please report them as derailing and do not reply

No. 191855

Happy to know that I have accidentally created a template to use for all husbandofagging threads kek. Anyways danofagging is based and so are danofags. Bless!

No. 191856

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hellz yeah!

No. 191864

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yay i’m so happy me and all my danogirlies finally have a home here <3

i will begin my posts here by saying that he is deliciously huggable

No. 191872

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Based dano-fags. I don’t find find him attractive but one of my favorite movies, and his best role IMO, was in There Will Be Blood. His character was so intense and creepy. I loved him in that movie.

I haven’t seen the new Batman but the Riddler getup is pretty hot.

No. 191873

I thought he looked like pathetic nerd in Batman, but in a cute way, and as soon as the thought occured I wanted to kms.

No. 191883

>Would still fuck the riddler Batman 2022
kek I loved that post

I saw Batman the other day and I fucking loved almost every character. Unfortunately I couldn't stay for the ending after the whole city floods, since it was getting too late for me to go home, so I couldn't see The Riddler's final scenes… loved his crazy ass
I'll watch There Will Be Blood, and then Prisoners.

No. 191891

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i’m watching okja today, girlies!

>>191883
he only has one scene after that and it wasn’t anything too special, just the riddler and the joker yakking it up arkham. his very first scene when he’s straddling the body & heavy breathing was so hmmm. arousing.

>>191872
yesss i loved this movie. i was rooting for eli over daniel the whole time. i know they’re both evil shits but eli sunday’s brand of evil was more appealing to me. his acting in the final scene is incredible.

No. 191912

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>>191891
The ending was so good.

No. 191915

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Finally a danofag thread where we can sperg without feeling guilty about shitting up /g/ kek
>>191891
I loved okja, but make sure you get tissues if you're weak for movies with animals. I cried for an extra hour after the movie ended lmao worth it though because he's character was so aaaahhhh for me.

No. 191919

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>>191915
i only got halfway through cause i had to stop for work stuff. i’m an ethical vegan btw sooo seeing him be an animal liberation activist is not helping to tamper down on my intense horniness for him.

No. 191922

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>>191919
based nonnie, I'm an ethical vegan too. I don't wanna spoil the end, but the hardest scenes for me were the last ones in the slaughterhouse. I'm not sure it was supposed to be a feel good ending because it made me so upset. I was so relieved when I realised his character was one of the ALF activists kek. Dream man honestly.

No. 191931

I think these threads are cute, even if I'm not into the thread subject. It gives me group of girls gushing over cute guys in magazines vibes and it makes me feel warm and nostalgic.

No. 191949

>>191891
i like dano but genuinely feel like the animal activist arc completely ruined the movie and took it in a direction it shouldn't have gone

No. 191950

>>191949
i mean…it's not so much an arc as it is the entire movie

No. 191951

>>191949
it's a movie about animal rights and a critic to capitalism, anon, what did you expect it to be like?
>>191931
yes, it feels like a sleepover kek

No. 191952

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i have a sort of tinnitus where i just hear "Hell yeah we'll use you. Baby i'll do things to you i wouldn't do to a FARM ANIMAL" ringing in my ears 24/7. advice would be welcome

No. 191954

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Oh my. Didn’t expect Paul dano fags. Truly best board.

No. 191974

>>191891
>his very first scene when he’s straddling the body & heavy breathing was so hmmm. arousing.
Seriously did they really have to do that to us in the very first scene of the movie? I was uncomfortably turned on and distracted for the whole movie after that. Stupid sexy Paul Dano.

No. 191977

Reposting this from the /g/ thread.

No. 191978

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Also whoever posted this, thank you, I love this comment so much and it needs to Grace this thread as well.

No. 191981


No. 191982

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>>191978
kek that was me. any new yorker born after 1980 can’t cook, all they know is have baby skin, high estrogen levels, feminine behaviors and extraordinary good looks, and lie

>>191977
the way his screams sound in there will be blood… it’s hot. his voice in general is so hot especially when he gets all shrill

>>191952
the fact that he’ll never say this to me. i choose death

>>191922
>Dream man honestly
YES and also the suit & tie, black hair, & balaclava… god it’s too much for my little danofag heart

No. 191983

>>191982
I don't understand it, he goes from super soft speaking to autistic screeches and both are equally hot. He just sounds so genuine.

No. 191991

Just saw Batman, I didn't find him fuckable (though I usually find him cute) but my god what a fucking performance. Absolutely stole the show with that 10 mins of talking to Batman.

No. 192082

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>>191991
i actually didn’t like his performance the first time i saw the batman (seen it 3 times now, kek) but i’ve warmed up to it a lot. at first i thought it was cringe/overacted, but i think it’s accurate to how that type of person would act irl. like totally histrionic & self-pitying. my brilliant thespian king

No. 192095

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They did the riddler’s design dirty. Made him look like the fuckin Green Bastard.

No. 192096

>>192095
Lmao. I quite liked it, but it pandered to several of my fetishes.

No. 192098

>>192096
him being an incorrigible virgin was pandering to me

No. 192101

>>192098
Oh definitely

No. 192105

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the sex appeal he oozes omg

No. 192125

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The world is cruel because he will never do this to me. Killing myself shortly.

Also I really love how he’s sort of been type cast as a crazy person, I could make him so much worse…

No. 192133

>>192125
Don't know shit about this guy but scrolling and god he's exactly the sort of dude I like, mmm

No. 192142

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>>192133
what do you like about him?

>>192125
this image makes me feral. also he has beautiful hands

No. 192156

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This picture live rent free in my head

No. 192158

>>192156
what movie is that?

No. 192162

>>191854
Classic thread

No. 192183

My husband has always reminded me of Dano in both appearance and voice. This whole thread makes ne giggle with glee hehe.

No. 192186

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>>192183
i am so incredibly jealous

which era of dano tho?

No. 192193

>>192186
He looks like this most of the time >>192082 he's a lawyer so he's always in suits or business casual or does the loosened tie look. Even his angry voice and cackle is the same. Ah I can't wait for him to get home, I'm going to jump on him!

No. 192199

>>192156
I was lukewarm about this guy, but this image set… I'm so mad that isn't my hand and I'm mad that a set of pixels can make me feel this way

No. 192228

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i wish he was clinging to me like that

No. 192239

>>192183
how does it feel to be living my dream.

No. 192250

>>192193
NTA but holy shit I'm kinda jealous too kek

No. 192254

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oh gally

No. 192258

>>192183
Hey same, nonnie. Though mine has more of a sharper jawline.
>>192082
This pic reminds me the most of him.

No. 192305

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I cannot believe Paul Dano has made me start liking nerdy guys. I see a clean looking guy walking down the street in a jumper over a button up and i start thinking about how cute he is. I want a medium ugly awkward boyfriend who treats me right holy shit

No. 192322

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he looks so innocent & sweet i want him

No. 192326

i'm not even a danofag but last night i had a dream where i was out running and ran into a moving car that had a bunch of poor children in it and paul dano dressed like the onceler? i didn't recognise him as dano in the dream, he was just some weird guy to me. he was the kids' guardian and i smiled at him and he smiled back and then i ran back out. and then later i realised my phone was gone and so i found danonceler again and asked him if he knew where it was and he said he gave it to the poor children and i was actually about to cry, and then he put his hand behind my ear and pulled my phone out? and i was pissed off at him but happy too and gave him a really tight hug. and that was it

No. 192331

>>192326
>danonceler
I can't

No. 192339

File: 1648304796079.jpeg (39.14 KB, 376x600, 337F94EF-818E-4449-87E2-D9A9E6…)

i’m in love with jay from okja. he’s so cool and confident and compassionate and honorable. and so delectably cute in his little bellhop outfit

No. 192340

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i follow a few korean dano stan account on twitter and kek

No. 192480

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No. 192505

>>191978
i love autistic youtube comments

No. 192506

>>192142
fucking hell i love these batman behind the scenes pics, paul smoking is so hot

No. 192513

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No. 192519

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>>192513
wtf i’m salivating over this plate?

No. 192590

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Tootsies.

No. 192594

>>192095
I wasn’t a fan of it when I first saw the promo pics. Now that I’ve seen it paired together with Dano’s performance and in the context of the movie, it makes perfect sense lol.

I love it, and it’s made even better by the fact he’s like 6 ft wearing it. Could break into my house and overpower me anytime.

No. 192596

>>192594
I really like it, mainly because it's a realistic take on the Riddler but it's not a boring realistic take on the Riddler! He has fucking cling film wrapped his head for fucks sake, he's insane it's so hot.

No. 192625

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i strongly suspect that he fucks really well

No. 192635

>>192625
Look at this braggy “Bruh! I totally fucked our english teacher last period” lookin’ high school adult twerp.

Is it bad that I love it?

No. 192653

There's something so elegant and patrician about him. Like a stuffy little nobleman who would ravish you if he liked you and you asked him to. And like… Those hands, come ON. >>192480

No. 192662

>>192480
Jesus take the wheel…

No. 192674

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what's your favourite role that paul dano has played? everything he does feels so real - he's genuinely a really refreshing and unique actor who can do almost anything from evil and fucked-up to sympathetic and gentle. i know portraying different people is the bare minimum for an actor, but he does it so well that i'm surprised he isn't more mainstream.

(not that i'm complaining i like to gatekeep)

No. 192803

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>>192674
brian wilson in love & mercy. i’m a huge beach boys fag so watching that movie was the reason i fell in love with paul dano in the first place. i thought he captured brian’s essence perfectly, it was a really poignant performance. he also looked dangerously sexy & huggable with the extra chub (don’t boo me i’m right).

my second favorite is probably alex jones in prisoners. he plays creepy autists really well kek

No. 192821

>>192803
>creepy autists

he's just like me for real

No. 192829

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top row is him when i [censored]

No. 192843

>>192829
no. tell us. come on. we know he nutted and you kept sucking

No. 192848

>>192843
do you think he sings ave marie when he comes

No. 192874

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I wish i have the victorian anon typing style, So I can gush his roles as Pieree.

No. 192883

>>192874
What's going on here? He looks scared.

No. 192886

>>191854
lmao holy fuck i just realized my quote is in the op image, im glad to be immortalized

No. 192932

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why is he so fucking cute and sexy and delectable and enticing and and and

No. 192942

>>192883
probably getting cucked again

No. 192974

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the sex appeal he oozes… the pheromones he emits…

No. 193037

Just got back from the cinema. You guys need to see the new batman movie on the big screen asap if you haven’t already. He literally during one scene starts making deranged sex faces as it looks like he’s being fucked from behind.

No. 193046

>>193037
I never got that impression from any of the scenes where his face is visible, tell me more

No. 193049

>>193046
Anon is talking about the diner arrest scene where he gets slammed on the table by Ramirez and starts making weird open mouthed faces. Here's a link to the film, https://eplayvid.net/watch/07c134c891de3ba It starts happening around the 2 hours 9 minutes mark.

No. 193051

>>193049
Oh yeah I remember now. I only remembered when the camera focused on his face when he was making that "all according to keikaku (keikaku means plans)" face right after being caught in the dinner for some reason.

No. 193088

File: 1648555785654.jpeg (68.6 KB, 856x711, FB52C1C1-30EA-4CA6-B3F4-1FED43…)

good morning danostacies

>>193037
he literally coomed when he saw batman. i like that the riddler was a creepy BTK-esque sadomasochist
>gimp suit
>selfies
>duct tape & saran wrap
>humping dead bodies
>cumming in his pants when he gets manhandled by the cops

he plays the best weirdos

No. 193094

>>193088
people don't talk enough about the opening scene when he kills the mayor, like, i genuinely thought he was gonna whip his dick out and start masturbating or just fucking the dead body.

No. 193098

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look at this dude

>>193094
it was terrifyingly sexy

No. 193163

>>193094
They had to have known what they were doing. It was overtly sexual. I was glancing around nervously in the theater like they had just accidentally put on porn instead of the movie.

No. 193226

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hunky sad-eyed sex machine

No. 193250

File: 1648604579977.jpeg (185.07 KB, 839x887, 008301F2-36C2-4313-A7AD-8F44CF…)

finally watched the girl next door. it was better than i expected

also need to fuck this horny sweet-natured big dick nerd like yesterday

No. 193337

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what do we think about paul dano’s fingers

No. 193433

>>193098
he looks good with facial hair

No. 193472

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>>193337
very nice, this scene made me feel things

No. 193483

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boobs

>>193472
i want his hands on and inside of me. they’re so delicate and pretty and his fingers are so long and AHHHHHHH

No. 193506

>>193337
want to lick them and put them inside me

No. 193511

this is deff the horniest thread in lc rn

No. 193545

>>193511
Proud to be a part of it

No. 193573

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I want to keep Alex tied up in my basement, I don’t care if he’s basically retarded.

No. 193620

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>>193573
i feel so bad for him, i want to rescue him and tell him no one will ever hurt him again

>>193511
he drives me mad with lust…

No. 193621

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god i wish that were me

No. 193636

nonnies do you have any fanfic recommendations?

No. 193640

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>>193636
like, y/n or RPF? i don’t ready any of that so i can’t help there but there is some nice spicy slash fic out there for some of his movies. the batman, little miss sunshine, girl next door. i like that but i’m an incorrigible fujo

No. 193645

>>193640
Nta but drop those slash fics pls

No. 193650

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>>193645
https://archiveofourown.org/works/37774192/chapters/94312510

everyone simply must read this kino riddlebat fic. it’s very well-written, sweet/hot slow-burn, the characterization is on point.

also i checked the ao3 tag for the batman (2022) and there are multiple riddler/reader fics with over 1,000 kudos… the erotic grip he has on the world rn…

No. 193658

>>193650
Haven't watched the movie but I kinda want to read the fics anyway

No. 193660

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>>193658
honestly this fic is kinda better written than the movie itself. the movie dialogue and scripting was weak imo.

just read the fic then watch the riddler compilation that’ll be on youtube once the movie’s on hbo max kek

No. 193681

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For Ellen wasn’t that good of a movie, but Dano looked so fucking hot.

No. 193687

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>>193681
thanks i’m horny

No. 193694

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>>193681
Joby is such a terrible person but 10/10 would have a one night stand with him

No. 193703

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i want to defile klitz. i want to take his virginity and blow his mind and keep his monster dong for myself

No. 193770

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troy bolton looking ass

No. 193771

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goodnight nonas i love him

No. 193802

just saw the batman and I can see where you girls are coming from now, his riddler gave me weird chills

No. 193803

>>193802
Right?? You get it.

No. 193804

>>193803
He plays it a lot more eerily than the other riddler adaptions I've seen, and that's not a bad thing! While still maintaining some of the over the top and hammy qualities. His voice is sooooo perfect

No. 193806

>>193804
His voice is incredible. I don't know what it is about it, but we need Paul Dano ASMR right now.

No. 193811

>>193703
>>193250
>>192974
I just finished this, and I agree it was a lot better than I expected too. He was of course adorable in it. (Also, I didn't expect Mickey from Scream 2 to show up, that was fun).

No. 193835

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>>193804
>>193806
>the heavy breathing when he kills people
>the part where he’s putting the collar around one of his victims and is like ‘just…hold…still’
>’bruuuuuuce….waaaaaayne’
it’s all too much for me. and then his voice sounds so normal and cute when he’s talking to his followers kek

>>193811
i hated his dumb coomer friends but klitz seemed so sweet and morally upstanding and innocent. tfw he’ll never use you

No. 193843

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i like this image for many reasons

No. 193868

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sigh

No. 193869

People are attracted to him because he looks attainable. In a dorky girl next door kind of way.

No. 193884

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No. 193889

this guy looks like the type to bring a briefcase to high school

No. 193891

>>193889
Yes, and that's why we like him, nonny.

No. 193892

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i made a tier list to express my feelings about various paul dano characters
apologies for the shit quality

also alex jones was not included in the tiermaker but he would be in the “would platonically cuddle” category and riddler would be in combination bang/abuse

No. 193902

>>193868
nonny where is this from?

No. 193903

>>193902
being flynn

https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1Fc6p0bcxMB028dfYq5E07PxPRvSygovQ?usp=sharing

here’s a google drive posted by @pauldanoarchive on twitter with a bunch of sexi high-quality paul dano gifs, enjoy

No. 193931

>>193660
How would you improve the dialog anon? Genuinely curious.

No. 193933

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>>193931
i felt like a lot of it was overly expository in a grating way, like when gordon would repeat things that were obvious or had just been demonstrated visually (happened a lot with the riddler’s puzzles/cards/traps). idk it just bothers me, kind of a show don’t tell situation.

i also hated the dialogue between catwoman & batman, none of it landed for me. like what the heck was, “who are you under there? are you just…hideously scarred?” “….yeah.” awkward

i also felt like the scene between alfred & batman when alfred is in the hospital felt weirdly dispassionate and empty.

in terms of the overall script i just thought it was too long and plodding, i think the club penguin stuff got repetitive (there were like 4 different variations on batman makes a trip to club penguin). it could have been a lot more streamlined. and i didn’t like the sudden escalation to oh riddler is flooding the entire city now because otherwise he would seem too sympathetic, surprise!!

i still liked the movie overall, esp the cinematography & music & our special boy ofc(reddit formatting)

No. 194309

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i sincerely apologize for the crime of reddit spacing. now i can continue updating this, my personal blog

No. 194311

>>193903
thank you angel nonna!

No. 194324

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Just watched it in theaters… Anyone got a WebM of him straddling his first kill and heavy breathing

No. 194333

>>194324
I posted a link to the film in the thread, here:
>>193049

No. 194367

File: 1648972783256.jpeg (253.79 KB, 2000x1125, CF696A33-3E4A-465C-B9A9-A1C2B3…)

he has amazing legs

No. 194370

File: 1648974005144.jpeg (57.19 KB, 427x594, 209B5738-2DC8-41C9-A96C-94764A…)

middle of the night & i can’t sleep so time to horny sperg about paul dano, i think he comes across really masculine/cool in like a quiet and self-assured way which is hot. plus i can just tell he’s masterful at foreplay

No. 194442

File: 1649006031254.jpg (Spoiler Image, 71.46 KB, 640x853, air.jpg)

gore bump. don't scroll

No. 194447

>>194442
this is hot wtf

No. 194468

File: 1649009031870.jpeg (77.47 KB, 1088x1088, 01B31B2C-D191-4EDC-88C5-E5C6BE…)

being flynn sucked ass but he looked like a beautiful skinny pale malnourished black-haired cocaine addict fuckboy, so i would still recommend it to danogirlies. he also manspreads constantly which is nice to see. movie gets a 2/5 and it gets a 4.5/5 on the dano fuckability scale
i think i’ll watch fast food nation next

No. 194486

>>194468
he looks like onision here

No. 194492

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>>194486
onision is an evil goblin and paul dano is a beautiful kind-looking man

No. 194509

I see the vision and I can't get enough now. I remember watching There Will Be Blood when I was younger and being entranced by his performance (and DDL's of course) but not to this level. Maybe it took some growing up.

No. 194546

>>194509
I saw There Will Be Blood for the first time last month and I felt something strange but wrote myself off as crazy. Then I saw The Batman and there was no turning back. It was all over for me. Now in the span of a month I’ve watched Prisoners, Okja, Swiss Army Man, 12 Years a Slave, Girl Next Door, Love & Mercy, Ruby Sparks, and Gigantic.

No. 194572

File: 1649034541018.jpeg (187.43 KB, 1393x2048, F5EDC111-3E5C-4410-B7D3-994F0C…)

goodnight danogirlies

No. 194576

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>>194572
Goodnight Anon.

No. 194577

>>191891
>>191952
>>192082

I think the reason he's so attractive is that he's a dying breed of nerdy. The kind who is gentle and studious, not the resentful redpiller type who only plays videogames.

Basically my ideal bf

No. 194594

>>194576
so fucking hot.

No. 194595

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No. 194639

File: 1649071782068.jpeg (156.59 KB, 720x1071, BD443EC5-975E-45FD-916B-D7C487…)

good morning danogirlies

No. 194679

File: 1649082719504.jpeg (103.72 KB, 1617x909, 51AC54FE-5517-4954-A7D8-E13289…)

cute feminine dano

No. 194740

File: 1649098717061.jpg (159.7 KB, 957x1195, c36ece9b75a4f9f6f88e7f0f9fafb4…)

Nonnas he was so fucking cute in Little Miss Sunshine oh my god.

No. 194742

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>>194740
I NEED a webm of his full workout sequence.

No. 194756

File: 1649103379904.jpeg (144.05 KB, 1300x956, 5E2E5C98-3839-407C-A5A0-F671CA…)

>>194740
TRULY (enjoy this shitty watermarked photo), he’s the emo boy of my dreams

No. 194773

>>194679
dman I look just like this after cutting my own hair

No. 194804

File: 1649114588206.jpg (65.66 KB, 1080x608, 7436262d31c0c33e949d2e41ee1bde…)

I wish he'd wear glasses all the time

No. 194806

File: 1649115228474.jpg (17.19 KB, 185x254, comic.jpg)

nonnies a new comic about Riddler's orgin is coming out, written by Paul dano

No. 194828

>>193650
i am not a paul dano stan but i got bored this afternoon and read the whole thing. i liked it! very pathetic and cute.

No. 194830

>>194806
I'm really excited about this! I know this is veering on comicsfagging but I remember watching a batman interview where Paul Dano went on a tangent about comics and it made me 70x more attracted to him…I want him to sperg out about comics to me and then I can do the same back

No. 194864

>>192305
This photo. This is it. I want to suck his dick.

No. 194869

I'm not even that into Dano (as in didn't know who he was), but having watched the Batman I kinda see where you're coming from. Anyway this is an entertaining thread, please keep posting.

No. 194881

>>194869
The seed has been planted

No. 194883

File: 1649150896493.jpg (5.15 KB, 225x225, images.jpg)

>>193869
I wish there was a name for this phenomena, I remember this guy I had a crush on, and he was probably the dictionary definition of what a stereotypical "nerd" look like, thin, kinda tall and wore glasses and yet I found him very attractive, there's an appeal to that slightly handsome aesthetic

No. 194911

File: 1649160324775.jpeg (66.34 KB, 640x427, 89E05249-4A42-4214-AB60-7B5CBA…)

good morning danogirlies. i might see the batman again tonight… i need the riddler moaning and screaming on the big screen…

No. 194926

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>>194911
lucky, I want to watch it so bad but I'm an elitist that refuses to watch dubbed movies and the cinema in my city only shows it that way, so I have to wait until the digital release to enjoy the riddler moaning and screaming kek
I'm watching Being Flynn tonight! He looks so good in this film it's driving me insane

No. 194931

>>194926
def. recommend. The part where he starts singing Ave Maria just had me. Hell, that singing voice is higher than mine! (My natural voice is an altto, but still.)

No. 194942

File: 1649170338454.jpeg (61.33 KB, 1088x1088, 6EC0F28B-447B-4A38-9461-9723C2…)

>>194926
KEK when i watched being flynn i was pausing like every 5 minutes to rewind and rewatch everything because i was so mesmerized by how he looks… also definitely worth waiting to see the non-dubbed version of the batman, his voice is 99% of the riddler sex appeal so it would be a disservice to have some dub over it.

No. 195008

>>194926
Oh you have to see it with his original voice, no one else could do it justice.

No. 195011

I was watching his Fast Food Nation scenepack and I almost screamed out loud when he spit in the burger. I had to pause and take a drink of water. I was so not expecting that and how strongly it affected me. I agree with the comment saying they would eat that burger like there’s no tomorrow. Anyways, is the movie worth watching for him outside the stuff shown in the scenepack?

No. 195039

>>194926
I watched the movie 2 times, both in the cinema and dubbed. They did fine but the meltdown had me laughing (honestly. I find it kinda funny in the original too. the batman is actually a comedy)

No. 195134

File: 1649225146335.jpg (265.26 KB, 1531x1314, 1648393631092.jpg)

Cute

No. 195182

File: 1649244761931.jpeg (168.49 KB, 941x2056, 1365D6A0-C860-4FA5-B635-66857C…)

>>195011
e-boy dano is so cute… i would definitely eat his spit burger if it were an impossible burger or something

No. 195191

>>191952
Do you guys think Eli (the coomer, not the priest) was gay or some shit? Or does it foreshadow those types of men so dependant on porn they aren't interested in the real thing?

No. 195251

File: 1649266062995.jpeg (540.14 KB, 1300x864, F8D1E342-FC4F-4C37-9A3E-BEE426…)

>>195191
fujobrain tells me he & klitz are gay together. but canonically no, i think he’s just a pornbrained coomer that prefers the final product (porn) to the sex that produces it. also it seemed like in a weird way he was fairly dedicated to his “craft” and wanted to make a “good” porno so he cared about that more than just having sex. he was so annoying & nasty compared to klitz (perfect, beautiful, pure, sweet, hung)

No. 195281

>>194804
I’m gonna sit on his face.

No. 195283

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No. 195367

>>193681
I’d empty my bank account and savings to switch places with that floor.

No. 195530

File: 1649341443803.jpeg (35.59 KB, 749x479, 032AFB43-A5E8-456E-B0B8-386FB4…)

good morning danogirlies

No. 195549

File: 1649348414724.jpg (33.15 KB, 277x500, HOTCOSB945--The-Batman-The-Rid…)

Not sure if i'm going to get this figure or I need to be extra patience for the riddler nendoroid

No. 195594

>>193681
and an anon fucking laughed at me when I said the same things a year or so ago

No. 195853

>>195549
I’m passing on this one for now. He’s missing his gloves, and I’m pretty sure his eyes were greenish in the movie?… I could just buy it and fix it up maybe.

No. 195924

File: 1649443461010.jpeg (77.69 KB, 700x450, paul-dano-escape-thumb-700x450…)

I first had a crush on him when I saw little miss sunshine. Just watched escape from dannemora unfortunately he had a buzz cut and facial hair which is a huge turn off for me but was still a good series. I haven't seen batman yet, but sounds like I need to soon. glad to join you danofags.

No. 195937

>>195924
How could they do this to my beautiful boy

No. 195943

>>195924
>they made him look like a fucking redditor
I am going to kill myself

No. 195944

>>195924
Christian Bale first, now this. Is nothing sacred anymore?

No. 196060

fuck, I swear I'm not trying to racebait or anything and I feel really bad since it's based on a true story but watching him get beat up is so fucking hot. the point where his anger turns to apologies hnng

No. 196086

>>196060
YES
That outfit was really hot on him too. I like how he runs away all scared after the unsuccessful lynching.

No. 196133

>>196060
wow, those screams. I wish it would've kept going for longer, i wanna hear him fucking beg. The fact that he actually deserved it makes it so much better.

Jesus, why am i like this?

No. 196169

>>195134
What did you guys like most about Dano Riddler? Excluding the horny reasons.

No. 196171

>>196060
Man. I love this clip.

No. 196188

File: 1649533410050.jpg (Spoiler Image, 47.52 KB, 358x476, paul-dano-01 (1).jpg)

Ladies, what would you do with Paul Dano if you had him alone?

No. 196204

>>196169
I kind of think the Zodiac inspiration is neat.
In any case, thank you to everyone keeping this wonderful thread going with all the pictures and all.

No. 196226

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>>196188
eat cereal with him

No. 196229

>>192125
I think about this picture a lot. I can even feel it

No. 196249

File: 1649558243821.jpeg (67.62 KB, 1170x1170, 8D008343-B1B8-48B6-ACFC-434215…)

pain.

No. 196251

File: 1649558574335.jpg (77.47 KB, 564x954, cda3fb20eccddfee32d4a94d5fe362…)

When I first watched Little Miss Sunshine, I only had eyes for him, so much so I don't even recall what the movie is about. I had a classmate at uni who looked just like him, hair and all. I wish he would be my personal Paul.

No. 196257

File: 1649562465206.jpeg (50.91 KB, 1080x608, F8CCCF37-0A2E-4090-976E-4D751A…)

Starting my journey through Paul Dano’s filmography aka catching up on the things I haven’t seen.

Swiss Army Man? Pretty good. Realized I’m not into Paul with a lot of facial hair but god his character looks hot later, all dirty and roughed up. Would sniff Hank’s nasty balls/10.

No. 196259

>>196169
The acting overall was good, and I liked the way they portray the Riddler's personality. I think him being a deranged sicko and so obsessed with Batman to the point of it becoming almost sexual just suits the character even if I didin't find it insanely hot.

No. 196293

>>196257
What do you guys think are his best and "major" movies? I've seen Batman, The Girl Next Door, There Will Be Blood, Little Miss Sunshine and I plan on watching Ruby Sparks later today. (My personal ranking atm is LMS>TWBB>Batman>TGND (I actually had a lot of fun watching it so it doesn't even rank low.)) Is Prisoners good?

No. 196311

>>196293
prisoners is amazing, yes. i’d say twbb, prisoners, & little miss sunshine are the best in terms of overall film quality lol

No. 196313

File: 1649590513657.jpeg (76.92 KB, 1084x1084, 7634A6F0-E383-49FD-9A01-B0B97C…)

>>196293
oh and sorry to samefag but you absolutely must watch love & mercy, it’s one of his best roles (and he looks dangerously cute)

No. 196322

>>196311
>>196313
Thanks anon! I think I'll watch Love and Mercy too then, I do like the Beach Boys. Also kek at Brian Wilson preferring Paul's interpretation to John Cusack's. I'd never recover.

No. 196326

>>196293
I love Ruby Sparks, great MPDG deconstruction. I imagine that Dano's character may be insufferable to some of you for that reason (IDK though, seen it years ago)

No. 196327

>>196326
i loved it also. idec if he's insufferable because he's just like me fr (annoying, overly articulate writer)

No. 196329

>>196327
Same, same. High five! He is cute too.

No. 196335

Came here for Riddler coom, decided to stay because this thread is actually really cozy. Like the kind of gushing over a celebrity crush thing I never had as a teen since I had no friends t. autist loner Maybe I'll watch There will be blood tonight, seemed interesting based on the descriptions.

No. 196364

>>196335
It is a fantastic movie overall, and Dano looked adorable.

No. 196375

File: 1649612842813.jpg (701.45 KB, 885x1328, 34D51135-6584-4491-BF84-FD4D8B…)

Where do I find men like him? Where are they? Shopping at a Barnes & Noble? At home playing World of Warcraft? Working in a Microcenter?

I might be a fool for thinking I could attract someone like him, but it's nice to think about it.

No. 196403

File: 1649620218092.png (248.15 KB, 359x480, slideshows-mens-standalone-gq-…)

This photoshoot is so great. Too bad I can't find higher quality photos.

No. 196404

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No. 196405

>>196404
This photo gives me heart palpitations.

No. 196409

>>196405
Me too.

No. 196417

File: 1649624926394.png (609.71 KB, 918x799, that one actor m is horny for.…)

Anons, do you remember that black anon who would shit up threads whenever the topic of fujoshi would come up because she's obsessed with self-inserting in black female characters dating white characters in live-action shows? Do you think that's her? She's after your favorite actor now kek https://twitter.com/ungodlywests/status/1513213743647318023

No. 196428

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>>196417
idk and idrc

>>196375
whole foods

No. 196434

>>196404
I wish that could be me, ugh. Guess I’ll just eat my heart out

No. 196459

File: 1649633440502.gif (1.96 MB, 385x212, tumblr_53e7f304c665251d2f628c0…)

tempted to watch this just because paul has nice glasses in it…

No. 196472

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No. 196480

>>196417
kek even other black twitterfags think that behavior is embarrassing

No. 196524


No. 196526

>>196417
Nah fuck off. Also that can't be her, this user is into riddlebat.

No. 196540

>>196459
God I wish that were me

No. 196585

File: 1649675013478.jpeg (31.49 KB, 640x640, AAF866D7-E4FE-408F-AC50-A4F611…)

good morning danogirlies

No. 196604

File: 1649679905149.jpeg (152.04 KB, 750x631, 0DC5FFCA-A75F-4D4B-8865-09A53C…)

I need this pin

No. 196686

Any anons know of any Dano/Riddler discords that are around? I need to find my people

No. 196689

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No. 196691

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>>196689
delete this

No. 196692

>>196689
where is this from ?

No. 196701

>>196692
>>196691
>>196689
a 2010 comedy film
>A failed playwright, Henry Harrison(Kevin Kline), develops an odd mentor relationship with Louis Ives(Paul Dano), a troubled, cross-dressing, aspiring writer to whom Henry sublets a room in his New York apartment. Henry teaches Louis the art of being an "extra man", accompanying and entertaining wealthy older women in their fanciful social lives. Along the way, Louis encounters an environmentally conscious co-worker, Mary Powell, and a jealous, eccentric neighbor, Gershon.

I would have been so disappointed to watch this film after watching the trailer, cause it would have seemed like fun quirky film with an aesthetic that I like, when it would have been about some AGP crossdresser

No. 196702

>>196364
Just finished watching it. I liked the sermon scenes, they were really intense (and the ending ofc as well, didn't see it coming). Also I probably liked way too much the scene where Eli gets beat up, starting to see a pattern here lol.

No. 196703

>>196686
If you make one I’ll join.

No. 196705

>>196701
>>196689
a review of the film

>In this maddeningly uneven film version of Jonathan Ames’ acclaimed 1998 novel, Kevin Kline gives a master class in acting. Kline plays Henry Harrison, a hard-pressed Manhattan aristocrat (his income can’t finance his tastes) who gets by being an extra man, a walker who escorts rich elderly ladies on the town.

>Henry also rents a room in his shabby apartment to Louis Ives (Paul Dano), a young teacher who lost his job after being caught trying on a brassiere. So Louis moves in with Henry and begins his unsentimental education under the tutelage of a man whose views on sex are “to the right of the Pope.” This doesn’t quite jibe with Louis’ attraction to Mary (Katie Holmes), his co-worker at an environmental magazine, or his fascination with tranny bars and cross-dressing.

>That’s the setup for the script Ames co-wrote with directors Robert Pulcini and Shari Springer Berman, the husband-and-wife team who scored big with American Splendor and fell ignominiously with The Nanny Diaries. But whenever The Extra Man falters in pace and focus, Kline comes to the rescue. Whether Henry is teaching Louis about the perils of educating women or how to pee with style in the street, Kline finds every nuance of mirth and melancholy in this wonder of a role and rides it to glory. You can’t take your eyes off him.

No. 196707

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>>196701
That sucks, ugh… I find him most attractive in this era—same timeline as the big puffer jacket + cigarette pics—so unfortunately I think I’ll watch it anyway.

No. 196714

>>196702
He gets beaten up in most movies he's in, it seems, so I think a lot of people like it.

No. 196720

>>196702
I loved him getting slapped and pushed in the dirt during that scene. so good.

No. 196727

>>196720
the way he screams and his chest heaves while he’s lying in the mud…

No. 196747

>>196720
>>196727
You guys get it. However, I also love the scene right after when he beats up his father. He has beautiful hands and seeing him almost smother someone…works.

No. 196789

File: 1649735370027.png (1.19 MB, 1276x627, 2022-04-11 (1).png)

same feel

No. 196795

>>196686
God, someone, please… I can't keep spamming my friend all day.

No. 196822

>>196795
You can post here, nona. We won't judge.

No. 196843

File: 1649764787639.jpeg (66.24 KB, 541x611, B04512D9-3E7E-45E0-A817-F51989…)

good morning danogirlies
i want to pinch his cheeks

No. 196844

File: 1649765443094.png (619.85 KB, 749x708, unknown.png)

I despise these glasses frames on anyone, but they look adorable on him in the most nerdy way. It's so cute.

No. 196845

>>196747
I haven't seen the film yet, so I searched for that scene. My god. His pretty hands and the unhinged whispering/shouting…so perfect. The part at the end where his hands hover over his father's face does something to me that I can't describe.

No. 196847

File: 1649768024713.jpeg (53.05 KB, 748x600, BBFB78AC-3EDD-49B4-96E6-E3D2E2…)

i love how he straddles objects

No. 196855

>>196375
I found mine while we were in high school and he was passionately spouting cringe philosophy in his crack-y voice and wearing the most horrid glasses >>196844
you've ever seen. Obviously I married him.
>>196845
Unhinged, shrieking Dano is best Dano sigh.

No. 196860

>>196844
He looks so much like the stereotypical weirdo kid that sat behind you in class (that you always wanted to secretly bang because he had hot hands and fingers.)

No. 196868

>>196375
I've met a few at uni, usually humanities students. Sadly I don't seem to be their type, probably too aggressive and tomboyish. I've noticed that the nerdy type of guys I like seem a bit intimidated by me. I like to debate them about shitty philosophy and the like, but I get a bit too loud and they'll go "why are you so angry?" wtf, I'm having fun, I'm not angry.

I wish I had a bi gf who understands my obsession and would watch the batman sequel with me if the Riddler makes a comeback but that's even less attainable.

No. 196869

File: 1649781974370.jpeg (216.52 KB, 1073x1291, 9AED71AA-BEAC-4B41-A42D-D57D1F…)

>>196868
>I wish I had a bi gf who understands my obsession and would watch the batman sequel with me if the Riddler makes a comeback but that's even less attainable.
nona… hello…

No. 196877

>>196869
kek how can I recognize you irl? I have zero gaydar and all the pride events are full of troons and ""queer"" handmaidens.

No. 196878

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>>196877
i’ll be at whole foods buying oat milk

No. 196881

File: 1649784552300.jpeg (69.71 KB, 529x529, 2D18CA41-5D65-44B9-8ED7-D7AD25…)

just wanted to say i love posting in this thread with you nonas. it’s very comfy, love the horny energy, the movie discussions are cute. keep up the great work

No. 196882

>>196417
absolutely not a danofag(find him ugly and mediocre looking at best) but the fact these twittertards with kpop pfp who worship low IQ subhuman celebs are criticizing this girl for her taste in a mediocre white man is laughable, despite paul dano's ugliness he is still far better then 99% of these subhumans they likely "stan"

No. 196886

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>>196878
Gonna be thinking about you when I walk the oat fields of my rural shithole country, nona.

No. 196907

File: 1649791807146.jpeg (110.57 KB, 622x833, 450E7474-3299-47F5-BA49-ABCD79…)

don’t you wish that were you?

No. 196920

>>196881
I need to stop looking at black box dyed Dano because we have the same natural color and it makes me feel like I could pull it off. I cannot.
>>196907
Both of them, yeah.

No. 196935

>>196882
>subhuman subhuman subhuman subhuman subhuman subhuman
>unsaged
Take your lithium

No. 196955

>>196882
aw nonna you could have said all this without calling him ugly

No. 196964

File: 1649805811673.jpeg (83.48 KB, 603x1047, 071132F9-CBB1-4A5D-BA4A-845D4A…)

manspreading dano is best dano

No. 196966

i wanna give his nerdy, depressed ass a kiss and a big hug. and suck his dick.

No. 196973

>>196964
his hideous outfits make him ten times hotter to me

No. 196978

>>196882
just letting you know, your use of "subhuman" and "low iq" is really noticeable and telling whenever you post on this site. It's meant to be anonymous so you might wanna stop doing that

No. 196994

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No. 196999

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>>196994
God bless you anon. Where's this from?

No. 197000

>>196999
from this interview!

(but the best part is the last few seconds obviously so i just clipped that)

No. 197096

>>196907
Right in the middle of my two biggest celebrity crushes like the frosting in a sandwich cookie? Why yes, yes I do.

No. 197099

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I tried to watch being flynn but I dropped it after the hour mark. he looks really hot but every few seconds while he was on screen I couldn't unsee him looking like early yt shane dawson. needless to say that ruined it for me. the story started to annoy me for some reason as the film went on and I had to quit it, but I might finish it just to see more of paul and how it ends. I didn't mind the sex scenes with him in it but they felt a bit cringy to me so I couldn't get into them. maybe im being to harsh. he did look hot when he was doing coke/crack and crying so there's that.

No. 197100

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>>197099
this post really took me on a journey, ty nona

No. 197105

>>197099
We need a list of Dano sex scenes tbh.

No. 197109

Does anyone have a video of the Batman scene where the Riddler is on the FaceTime call with Batman and Colson at the funeral? I love the cadence of his voice there.

”I’ll give you the code for the lock, do ya understaaaaand?” whew okay sexy

No. 197172

>>197105
Also a list for beating/humiliation scenes.

No. 197409

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No. 197412

>>197409
Testicles if you feel so inclined

No. 197417

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our little meow meow

No. 197418

>>197417
Oh my god this husbando community got some good oc

No. 197419

>>197418
nvm samefag, no way is that oc when that is clearly a mouse/rat not a meow meow cat

No. 197420

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>>197419
i like this alex jones one too. credit is @nerineri_oishii on twt

No. 197427

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pov paul looks at you like this. what do you do danogirlies?

No. 197430

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No. 197431

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No. 197432

>>197431
he’s so lanky hnnng

No. 197440

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cursed image

No. 197450

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No. 197455

>>196978
It’s intense how Crap-Chan manages to infest every random thread including the Paul Dano one(!) She is truly committed to being the biggest sperg on lolcow.

No. 197466

I find it funny that even when he’s playing a shrimpy little character who gets beaten up, he still usually dwarfs the male lead.

No. 197474

>>197440
I’d still hit it

No. 197483

File: 1649992720837.jpeg (39.87 KB, 421x612, 6EFC4A9D-DEB8-4560-8DB8-58CA3B…)

goodnight danogirlies

No. 197557

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he’s so crazy!! love him

No. 197571

>>197557
I'm gonna be honest the almost bald pic traumatized me

No. 197589

I read the first two chapters of an ongoing reader/riddler fanfic and nonnies…now i understand… he is too cute.

No. 197604

>>197589
Post it? I'm loving these and I haven't even seen the movie.

No. 197605

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>>197571
i still think he looks adorable

No. 197659

>>197605
Oh, Paul. I need you to have fluffy hair and not whatever this is.

No. 197667

>>197605
he looks like he just escaped the birth canal

No. 197681

>>197667
lol yes the perfect description
He's still cute enough there but longer hair is leagues better.

No. 197710

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heard you guys were talking shit

No. 197760

>>197604
It was probably the one posted earlier in this thread. I don't usually read fanfics but checked out this one and now I'm actually interested what happens next and keep checking for updates, shit.

No. 197816

>>197760
Can't be that one since it was a gay batman fic staring Bruce Wayne. The one anon is talking about is a reader-insert.

No. 197821


No. 197862

>>197710
For some reason I've always thought a bit of acne is really cute a guy. Younger Dano pics are great for this.

No. 197889

>>197862
It’s so fucking adorable. I agree.

No. 197932

>>197821
I can't believe I'm reading reader stuff but this was cute.

No. 198344

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happy batman on hbo day

No. 198390

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hello???? this is too much

No. 198393

>>198344
HAPPY BATMAN ON HBO DAY!!!!

No. 198405

>>198344
Probably still gonna watch it in theater. Did the same thing with Joker two years ago: alone, in the middle of the day, and in a show that allows alcohol (= no under 18s allowed), and when the movie isn't "new" anymore. It was practically just me in there, fucking perfect.

I thought about asking a friend to come with me but I don't usually like capeshit so it would be too difficult to make up some non-deranged reason for why I wanna see batman kek.

No. 198406

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>>198405
i don’t like capeshit usually either. not to suck the movie’s dick too much, but imo it’s a cut above usual comic book movie fare.

sounds like a comfy way to enjoy the movie anon!! report back with your thoughts when you do

No. 198423

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>>197821
kek, this would so be in character for him

No. 198446

>>198423
The idea itself is cute (as was the fic!) but it’s much hotter to imagine him watching nasty porn and jerking off so I will continue to believe that

No. 198458

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i think the riddler is a gaycel
he doesn’t masturbate due to catholic guilt & his sexual urges get sublimated into bondage and killing

No. 198478

>>198458
yes, okay, but is he gay for the batman?

No. 198481

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>>198478
that goes without saying

No. 198482

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>>198481
absolutely based

No. 198490

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He looks so good in this interview nonnies

No. 198492

>>198490
you'll prob repost since your link is fucked up but i cannot NOT reply immediately… his lips look so freaking kissable. the things i'd do to this man.

No. 198497

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>>198492
yes he does, I also don't know how to internet

I was very surprised when I first heard his actual voice, It's a lot more deeper then in his films, like in the back of his throat

No. 198502

>>198490
How was I unaware of this existing when they're two of my favorite actors?!

No. 198534

>>198423
Sometimes I wonder how my life would have been if I weren't ESL and if I never properly studied English, and I would regret not being able to read crazy shitposts like this.

No. 198535

>>198490
>tall
>not bald
>cute face
>deep, masculine voice
Why isn't he dating me yet

No. 198540

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uppies!!

No. 198547

>>198540
is he larping as a plant here?

No. 198590

I just noticed in Batman but at some point he had his teeth fixed and I actually wish he hadn't done that. Slightly crooked teeth are cute.

No. 198604

>>198423
Kek, anons, which one of you is it.

No. 198694

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So happy you nonacitas are posting gay fanart because I've been sitting on this too afraid of pissing off non-fujos. GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME.

No. 198695

I had a dream tonight where I was at a restaurant with some nerd who looked suspiciously like this guy and I wanted to order a pizza but we were there for breakfast so it was too early for pizza so I left him there to think about this difficult choice, and then when he left me I got confused and disappoited and regretted not choosing the pizza for breakfast just to stay with him a little longer. I need a break from /m/ I think.

No. 198697

>>198694
faggot worshiping subhuman leave and spread your AIDS worshiping somewhere els(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 198711

>>198697
Here we go again… Are you even capable of writing a sentence without using the word subhuman?

No. 198759

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>>198694
i love creepy desperate riddle man

No. 198773

>>198694
>riddler already has riddlergender and riddleraesthetic tags on tumblr and tiktok full of fujo fakebois
jesas

No. 198775

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god i want to tilt his head back and kiss him it’s not fair

No. 198784

>>198775
cute!!

No. 198792

>>198694
man lacryboy’s fanart is always so coomer-y but I can’t help but like it

>>198773
the amount of trans riddler bullshit on ao3 already is so stupid. please stop removing Paul Dano’s dick and giving him a pussy, that is a crime against humanity

No. 198807


No. 198809

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don’t you wish that were you?

No. 198811

>>198809
nona please. look at his HANDS on her NECK. his BIG HANDS oh my god

No. 198812

>>198811
his hands drive me crazy, he has such long/elegant fingers and he ALWAYS does that thing where he cradles the other person’s face/strokes their cheek with his thumb. he’s insane

No. 198814

>>198792
The way most draw the riddler is completely made up- they make him short and skinny when he's tall and borderline chubby. Easiest way to clock the artist's age and pronouns.

No. 198815

>>198814
twinkification of the riddler

No. 198816

>>198814
i’m generally okay with the riddler being twinkified but the way people neglect his belly is a crime… he has a cute soft tummy and it should not be erased!!!

No. 198820

>>198590
Example of the old teeth?

No. 198824

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>>198820
not that anon but you can kinda see it here

No. 198828

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>>198824
I think his front teeth were still a bit crooked in ruby sparks, too

No. 198845

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>>198820
Best example.

No. 198848

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>Tfw no HBO in UK and only stream you could find has shitty gambling pop ups.

No. 198850

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>>198845
wonky teeth like this are incredibly cute and endearing…

No. 198851


No. 198852

He’s so cute. I loved him in Okja

No. 198862

>>198850
I agree, love it. He never should have fixed them, Hollywood ruins everything.

No. 198890

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>>198759
his creepy smile made my heart skip a beat. he's just so cute and unhinged

No. 198899

It's kind of weird how older he is compared to how he looks. I expected him to be around my age after watching the batman so I looked him up because I thought he was cute and he's ten years older than me. I've been told I look younger than I am and I know plenty of women who also look younger than they are but it's more unusual for guys I suppose.

No. 198905

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>>198899
He has a baby face, like kinda round, so that helps, I guess. I do thinks he looks older when he has his hair slicked back, pic related.

Do you think he gained weight for this role? He looks thinner in some recent interviews and then his face looks chubbier in others lmao

No. 198913

>>198905
wtf, either those two are super tall or zoe kravitz is like a midget, she's a literal foot shorter then them

No. 198920

>>198905
Maybe it was for the spielberg movie where he plays the dad? Idk if they're done filming though.

No. 198936

>>198905
He definitely gained weight for the role.

>>198913
They're both roughly 6ft tall so yeah, she's short.

No. 198948

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i personally think he looks hotter when chubbier

No. 198956

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>>198948
respectively disagree my danofag sister

No. 198959

>>198956
the hair and the casual suit with the glasses ughhhhh it looks so good on him

No. 198968

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he’s so lanky

No. 199014

>>198850
Anyone know what year they changed? …Kinda reminds me of when Bowie got his teeth fixed. I don’t get it, “imperfect” teeth are adorable and add so much character.

No. 199023

>>198773
ugh can't a woman enjoy some pop culture degeneracy in peace without having to be constantly second hand embarrassed by aidens?

No. 199029

>>199023
They really need to leave shit I like alone.

No. 199047

u guys realise he is gonna look sooooo bad when he's like 50

No. 199048

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>>199047
don’t care

No. 199049

>>199048
props for at least not posting a pic of him when he's like 19

No. 199054

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>>199049
i appreciate dano at every stage in his career

No. 199063

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he’s sleeping

No. 199071

>>199047
Most men do whilst not having ever looked as cute as him so…

No. 199123

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when he wears glasses he reminds me of sid from skins kek

No. 199126

>>199123
nonna no

No. 199129

>>198890
This movie was so female gaze for us freaks. I loved it.

No. 199130

>>198773
Most of them are probably just autistic female teens. They'll grow out of it and join us soon.

No. 199131

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>>198956
>>198948
Why not both?

No. 199135

>>199129
I don’t know, I was kind of disappointed that we don’t see much of Paul’s (or even RPattz’s) face unmasked. I could have definitely used more pretty boy face time.

No. 199154

>>198890
imagine waking up to this…

No. 199157

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tfw no dano malewife

No. 199166

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today i have rewatched the batman (7th viewing) prisoners (4th viewing), and twbb (2nd viewing).

help i’m addicted to the dano

No. 199167

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>>199166
girl you’re down bad. tbh I have yet to see prisoners but it seems promising.

No. 199168

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>>199167
prisoners is probably my favorite dano-affiliated project. it’s such a good movie & his acting is amazing. v disturbing and hard to watch though

No. 199174

>>199168
Agreed, especially with the benefit of hindsight. Watching Alex get tortured is so disturbing and sad.

No. 199187

>>199166
Why not watch other movies instead of the same ones over and over? I really admire your dedication though, commendable.

No. 199191

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>>199187
i’ve become a hermit lately & watch 1-2 movies per day on average so i’m seeing lots of new stuff too lol. i love rewatching movies though, it’s deeply comforting and i feel myself falling more deeply in love with paul dano each time, oops!!

No. 199197

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i’m so sorry alex

No. 199198

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Never thought Id be attracted to a 3d man but now I can't stop reading explicit riddler/reader fics help

No. 199199

>>199198
what you been reading?

this is my current fave:
https://archiveofourown.org/series/2864416

No. 199201

>>199199
https://archiveofourown.org/works/38297089
I really like this one, the creepier he's written the better kek

No. 199203

>>199198
>author's notes calling edward her little meow meow
>reader is saying things like "yeah baby"
>truly awful riddles
i don't know about this one lmao

No. 199208

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>>199198
Same. I think the only other 3D crush I can think of is Charlie Day. This feels so weird and new.

No. 199210

>>199135
That made it even more fan servicey for us mask gorls, but I feel for the pretty boy face lovers. At least there are his other movies!

No. 199211

>>199210
Usually I'm into masks, but I fucking hate gimp masks. Was very disappointed in the mask choice being ugly and embarrassing, so I preferred him without it. Would've preferred anything else, even his domino mask.

No. 199212

>>199208
I'm glad I'm not the only one, I'm so embarrassed about it too kek I can't even look at him without getting flustered

No. 199215

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>>199211
I think I'm neutral on the mask itself. I agree its gimpyness is ugly, but the Zodiac connection brings it back for me. I agree though, it could have been hotter.
>>199212
Dano is so powerful that he can even win over us 2D purists. How does he do it?

No. 199216

File: 1650511378928.jpeg (21.6 KB, 676x498, E57E09B4-CD78-4D68-804B-719699…)

what it is about this little freak that gives me so much lust & cute aggression. i want to rub his head and bite him and pet his hair and pinch his cheeks and slap him around and nuzzle him into my chest

No. 199217

>>199198
Enjoy another fic, I like the Riddler as pathetic as possible and this one went with the incel angle which I kind of dig.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/38005489/chapters/95127982

No. 199219

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>>199198
Add me to the list of woman-turned-full-3d-lover. I don't think I've ever been so attracted to a man in my life.

Anyway, since we're already posting riddlebat fanart, I'll share some fic I enjoyed:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/37989526
https://archiveofourown.org/works/37955056
https://archiveofourown.org/works/38022637
https://archiveofourown.org/works/37961491

No. 199221

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i am so jealous–

No. 199233

>>199215
I think it's because he resembles the cute nerdy weeb boys we crushed on when we were teens. There's something so bullyable but sweet about him and he also has a really nice voice

No. 199238

>>199233
You put it very well. Even though he's an incredible actor, he doesn't come off like an "actor" typically does. I dislike celebrity/actor/musician types, but he is different. He seems very reserved, humble, and sweet instead of attention-seeking, pretentious, and fake. He's boyish and cute instead of cookie-cutter conventional.

No. 199244

>>199130
To any aiden lurking this thread: when you do grow out of it, please do come and join us deranged women. I won't judge you; I too had an embarrassing phase as a teen.

No. 199247

>>199216
He's so weird, I want to run my fingers along the top of his glasses and then through his hair

No. 199249

>>199135
I understand why they didn't show too much in the context of the movie, since it would of felt less special maybe? Less is more and all that. I could sperg for ever about why they did it but I'm tired lol.

No. 199264

>>199216
same nonna i can't wrap my head around it. he's too cute it makes me feral. he's the perfect combo of a cute yet pathetic nerdy edgelord. i wanna threaten to break his glasses in front of him and watch him beg me not to do it like "nonono please anon t-those are my only pair. i can't see without them p-please don't. i'll do anything just please don't break them". i'll wait for him to cry, pretend that I'm about to snap them in two and as i do a pathetic little gasp will come out of his lips. i'll gently put his glasses back on, wipe his tears, hold his cute chubby face, kiss him on the cheek, brush his sweaty bangs out of the way, tell him i love him and watch him give me a sweet little smile of relief. and then slam his head into the wall and give him a bloody nose. im sick in the head.

No. 199279

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anons, if you give me perverted but morally sound ideas for riddler fics ill write them (ie no r/pe shit im normal)

also s type/m type is japanese slang for sadist/masochist kek

No. 199281

>>199264
>i wanna threaten to break his glasses in front of him and watch him beg me not to do it like "nonono please anon t-those are my only pair. i can't see without them p-please don't. i'll do anything just please don't break them".

there is a scene very close to this in prisoners and i felt horrible because i found it so cute/hot even though alex jones isn’t really an ideal character to lust over… it’s still paul dano…

No. 199282

>>199279
y/n or fujo or both?

No. 199286

>>199264
>im sick in the head.
kek me too, nona. probably gonna watch that prisoners movie tonight, even if it'll pull me deeper into this depravity.

No. 199291

>>199279
riddler accidentally jerking off on stream pls

No. 199292

>>199281
oooh is there? i've only seen a few clips from prisoners. the one where alex is being interrogated and he's pushed up against the wall was kinda hot ngl. the way he whimpers when the interrogator gets too close and how he asks if he can sit down…cute.

No. 199304

Cowboy Dano intrigues me. How bad is the movie? Is it at least funny?

No. 199309

>>199282
both. as long it's a halfway decent idea i love to wank poetic over riddler

No. 199316

File: 1650557229026.gif (701.56 KB, 498x370, hello.gif)

>>199199
it was just as fun to write nonna

No. 199322

>>199292
fuck, i love that scene too… i feel so guilty though genuinely. but yes, there’s a scene where hugh jackman is beginning to torture him & alex has lost his glasses and is begging for them back…

>>199316
BASED nona, radfem riddler is the love of my life

No. 199323

>>199316
how did I know you were a farmer lmao

No. 199329

is anyone following the Dano awards on Twitter? who do you want to win?

No. 199337

>>199304
Do you mean Cowboys and Aliens? Because honestly it was a terrible movie, though he did look cute and you get him getting humiliated and beat up, if you're into that. He did another Western movie called Meek's Cutoff that seems like it might be better but I haven't seen it.

No. 199338

>>199329
rooting for jay

No. 199339

>>199338
rip no Hank

No. 199340

File: 1650565384960.jpeg (49.08 KB, 663x659, C3F82F6C-1BD5-4473-A385-745A20…)

>>199329
predictable yet satisfying

No. 199345

File: 1650566269501.jpg (161.59 KB, 919x544, 1AB4A8B8-D39C-4B19-9B69-31E949…)

>>199322
brb dropping everything to watch prisoners

No. 199370

File: 1650569209821.jpeg (197.53 KB, 1000x1323, 61DCDF66-3D05-420E-A4A2-FC5896…)

i’m sweating

No. 199372

>>199337
>he did look cute and you get him getting humiliated and beat up, if you're into that
Ahah… who would be into that, right? Ahah that's so weird… ahah…
But it's that bad I will trust you and just watch his scenes, anon.
By the way, is this thread kinda fucked up from pc for anybody else? Random posts disappear and I can only see them by clicking from a reply or something. It has never happened with any other thread.

No. 199378

File: 1650571268500.jpg (70.13 KB, 408x612, dfb226543f327a7d615eb785975ace…)

>>199372
Did you accidentally hit hide all sage-d posts?

No. 199380

File: 1650572251054.jpg (31.55 KB, 445x422, 89461d676905e567bb913718be2dfc…)

>>199378
That is it, sorry for the retardation kek. I'd even be saging all the time.

No. 199381

File: 1650572435683.jpg (38.59 KB, 564x847, 2266e691261f4836c3571d4ffd03d9…)

>>199380
glad you figured it out!

No. 199382

>>199372
> By the way, is this thread kinda fucked up from pc for anybody else? Random posts disappear and I can only see them by clicking from a reply or something. It has never happened with any other thread.
I thought it was just me, I’m having the same issue. It’s weird.

No. 199383

>>199340
His face is so round. He’s so fucking cute, gawd.

No. 199384

>>199382
Scroll all the way up to the thread; on the right there should be two sentences, one of them is "show saged posts for this thread" click on it and it should show all the posts, at least this was my problem.

No. 199386

>>199372
I should also warn that he's not in it a ton, but still cute for a Dano watch. Maybe someone uploaded just his scenes onto youtube or something, idk. Enjoy if you do watch!

No. 199387

>>199279
you said you're normal but would you write pegging?

No. 199388

>>199384
Thanks anon! That did the trick.

No. 199389

File: 1650574076371.jpeg (49.4 KB, 539x681, 76863920-5E64-434B-B6E1-263F43…)

>>199279
Will kill for you if you write freaky perverted footfag Riddler/x/Female!Reader… Don’t ask, he spends too much time online. He’s definitely into that shit.

I just want more Creep!Riddler so bad you guys. He’s kinky af, dude’s officially into masks, bondage/tape, gets off on torturing people with saw traps. He’s a fucking mess, and the only guy I’m ashamed to say that I’d let stalk me.

I JUST WANT HIM TO GET OFF TO USING ME LIKE A SEX DOLL FOR HIS OWN WEIRD DESIRES, I NEED HELP.

No. 199390

>>199389
He’s totally into gagging/being gagged too, just sayin’.

No. 199393

>>199387
normal as in im not writing morally deranged shit. also yea sounds like a good idea

No. 199401

>>199386
I checked and there's not yet a scene pack, just I think the two major scenes, which makes sense if he's in it for 5 minutes anyway. The search took me to some cute interviews though!

No. 199411

>>199279
If you're still taking requests, would you write a reader-insert (woman, no gendershit tags please) of him being a work as an accounting colleague with a crush who wants to ask you out (no incel please) and only does so when a different co-worker takes interest out of a jealous panic?

No. 199412

>>199411
*He can be an akward virgin loser, just no incel/woman hate I mean

No. 199416

File: 1650584178314.jpg (Spoiler Image, 173.27 KB, 1200x1128, IMG_9594.JPG)

Nonas…

No. 199418

>>199416
riddler choking himself gives me more serotonin than any antidepressant could

No. 199421

>>199416
I don't usually like 2D but hot. And yes, Riddler would be into all kinds of shit.

No. 199422

>>199389
You're into the good stuff. What I would do to be duct-taped or to duct tape him.

No. 199423

Have you nonnies listened to his band Mook yet? I was surprised, I really like his music

No. 199424

>>199423
He has a great voice, so it’s no surprise he can sing. Love a musical, creative man.

I’ve seen some older Danofags gatekeeping Mook, though.

No. 199442

File: 1650591982345.jpeg (62.85 KB, 608x801, 81EC0DAA-24D2-4688-9466-097784…)

Bye.

No. 199459

>>198694
>So happy you nonacitas are posting gay fanart because I've been sitting on this too afraid of pissing off non-fujos.
I'm not a fujo, but I still like gay shit sometimes. Especially if it involves Dano Riddler. I don't care if it's gay ship or self-insert, as long as it's hot

No. 199487

>>199459
I'm ayrt and I like everything. Gay, het, self-insert, solo. As long as it's hot, as you said, those are the words to live by!

No. 199499

File: 1650622006389.jpeg (139.9 KB, 750x893, E3D46181-5036-4661-8DA8-991FFB…)

Dumb meme but he’s all I long for. Been binging riddler fanfics like crazy I wanna write a reader-insert of incel riddler being dommed and bullied

No. 199515

File: 1650634930029.jpeg (95.11 KB, 750x718, 2D8F0BBF-0CF9-46E2-A454-3DC0BE…)

DANONNAS! I’m not a danofag but I saw this and thought of you

No. 199517

File: 1650634964616.jpeg (128.82 KB, 750x929, B84DBD8A-C3B2-4CDE-9E96-C06980…)


No. 199523

>>199515
ugh god my favorite set of photos. thank you.

No. 199524

File: 1650637902980.jpeg (124.68 KB, 735x913, 518CED67-5BCE-47A3-A0FC-03BC03…)


No. 199529

File: 1650640373695.jpg (33.85 KB, 400x500, k.jpg)


No. 199546

https://twitter.com/frianstorm/status/1517185159556382720 nonnas i can't get over this help. his hands are so elegant and long ive been thinking about it all day…

No. 199630

File: 1650668572657.jpg (12.03 KB, 500x407, tumblr_fadbfc66797d9d676be4c27…)

He is the perfect cross-section of poor little meow meow and I can make him worse. My husband does not know he is my Dano-fodder because he resembles him so much and has a similarly gentle voice, ladies I'm insane

No. 199631

File: 1650668753897.jpg (490.81 KB, 1363x2048, gettyimages-148174703-2048x204…)

>>199630
Oh, twins – my husband reminds me a bit of Dano in the face which tbh is hilarious since he finds Dano hideous

No. 199647

>>199631
his hand… the way he’s holding her…

No. 199653

File: 1650673385360.jpeg (78.47 KB, 640x881, 5AE05916-90C1-426F-8243-6B313B…)

he looks so cute here

No. 199670

>>199631
Damn I’d kill to date a Dano lookalike

No. 199676

File: 1650685695075.jpeg (218.28 KB, 1532x1193, A9A3D4E1-B7DB-4E1B-A812-FE4540…)

>>199670
Don’t worry, he’s nothing like him personality wise so any magic is lost when he opens his mouth.

No. 199683

>>199676
artist?

No. 199684

>>199683
bootlegpauldano on Twitter

No. 199756

File: 1650719099040.jpeg (91.83 KB, 750x938, 094E0731-E676-4E7E-ACF5-428AB0…)

paul dano

No. 199760

File: 1650720284676.jpg (70.35 KB, 564x846, 2.jpg)

cute

No. 199761

File: 1650720319309.jpg (67.77 KB, 564x641, 1.jpg)


No. 199775

File: 1650726008447.jpeg (103.02 KB, 1680x1050, 13E9B125-07E5-4C0B-B7CF-DAE2F4…)

if i speak

No. 199815

File: 1650732770885.jpeg (331.86 KB, 828x594, F1FEDA33-0238-439D-9C5A-9ADC5A…)

he’s so cute i want to devour his soul

No. 199835

>>199499
kek I'd probably read the shit out of that. What is it with this incel thing?

Pure retardation on my part, but I used to know a borderline incel dude irl and we'd have these "debates" where he would try to anger me by calling me a feminazi except he couldn't pronounce the word correctly bc he had a literal speech impediment, which was sexy ngl and I'd pretend to get upset and argue with him. That was so fucking hot and he had no idea. This riddler crap hits some nerve for me, send help.

No. 199873

File: 1650740489289.jpeg (62.74 KB, 1080x822, received_400536191886456.jpeg)

Sorry nonas I had to

No. 199881

>>199873
Please do not apologise for this oh my god.

No. 199883

File: 1650742773547.png (33.87 KB, 125x128, Firefox_Screenshot_2022-04-23T…)

>>199761
i'd also make this face if paul dano were holding me

No. 199910

>>199873
His best look, complete with the lusty heavy breathing

No. 199960

File: 1650766036503.jpeg (165.3 KB, 1242x1535, 43E6D6AD-767B-4E04-ABF1-FC9950…)

i need to rub and kiss his tummy

No. 199963

>>199960
That is a very cute tummy and I like him chubby. Though he's one of the rare people who works on both sides of the body size scale as he also looked good when he was very thin.

No. 199980

>>199960
walled hardcore

No. 200003

>>199980
Nona that’s from 8 years ago. He’s skinny and still looking like an absolute snack in Okja and The Batman.

No. 200006

You don't want to hurt Mr Dano right Nonny ?

It's a bully free zone you know.

No. 200034

File: 1650803990061.jpeg (517.4 KB, 2048x1707, 6D87F323-A3C2-41F5-81C5-C1D2B4…)

if nonas ITT lived in gotham

No. 200039

>>199980
Even if he walled I’d still give him free pussy.

No. 200066

>>200034
KEK, who's the artist?

Finished watching Prisoners this morning and i really liked it. Not an easy watch, but really intense and decently made. Dano's performance was also good, and he does play the best weirdos as someone said. One thing i didn't get though was how did the guy who offed himself know about the maze shit and how did he acquire the girls' clothes? Sorry i'm dumb.

No. 200122

>>200066
he knew because he was also a kidnapping victim who managed to escape

No. 200125

>>199980
You realise that actors sometimes gain weight on purpose for roles, right anon? Regardless he’s perfect in whatever form, chubby or no chubby.

No. 200178

File: 1650838003390.png (Spoiler Image, 143.5 KB, 961x1024, 9E09E4AE-1C96-44C1-8FF0-06817B…)

He makes me so crazy. I’m no longer ashamed about it.

No. 200182

This dude is so fucking ugly, holy shit

No. 200185

>>200178
At first I didn't really get the appeal that much, but all this fanart is really making me horny for the Riddler

No. 200202

File: 1650842059554.jpg (229.3 KB, 1035x1169, FRCVMK9VcAIOdgv.jpg)

I love it when they make him creepy in fanart

>>200034
he'd be the only streamer i'd simp for. i'd totally be one of those pathetic people who send in big donations just so i could make him read out my cringy messages and watch him try not to be embarrassed.

No. 200203

File: 1650842319034.jpeg (71.29 KB, 1080x608, 06EB5FB9-D788-4F5E-967D-21A634…)

>>200182
Denial is the first stage anon.

No. 200205

File: 1650842559772.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 89.49 KB, 1136x1428, 4297F784-8DE7-4279-8589-218697…)

>>200185
Have you seen the movie yet nonnie?

No. 200207

File: 1650842919022.jpeg (479.76 KB, 1400x1000, D921EF9B-747C-44DA-A801-566EBF…)

>>200203
>>200205
I hate you both for making me horny when I should be packing for a move.

No. 200226

I just saw new Batman and he was barely in it, also I must have missed the scene where he humps a corpse, can someone help me find it? I'm hungry for my Dano

No. 200227

>>200205
Yes I went to see it by myself just because of Dano, and even though I really enjoyed him and the movie, I didn't get as excitedhorny as I had hoped. But the fanart really helps lol

No. 200229

>>200226
Here you are! I’m not sure if he’s really humping the mayor though?

No. 200232

File: 1650851215471.jpeg (310.94 KB, 1012x1200, 6D499D08-199F-4D78-922F-B2AA7B…)

I love him I love him I love himmmmmmm

No. 200236

File: 1650851951517.jpeg (55.51 KB, 773x774, 5AC1219A-AA14-4859-BE70-64E768…)

goodnight danogirlies

No. 200237

>>200236
I want to smooch that cheekbone.

No. 200261

File: 1650859606139.png (Spoiler Image, 355.31 KB, 1872x3272, 91EE027B-C145-4776-BE37-DE90DE…)

>>200227
I wanna be in her place so bad.

No. 200269


No. 200277

>>200269
Pretty sure that’s a female!Bruce.

No. 200279

File: 1650867362960.jpg (141.46 KB, 1222x1376, @teddyb0x FPPdFeAXsAAPKgL.jpg …)

I can't tell if this artist is a fakeboi or not but it's Riddler fanart so I'm going to say yes

No. 200284

File: 1650868220663.jpg (59.5 KB, 783x1289, @teddyb0x FPOgdDNWUAMHh_J.jpg …)


No. 200286

File: 1650868549787.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 155.9 KB, 943x1200, 8006EE61-FB55-46EA-A3E2-C55198…)

I’m salivating.

No. 200289

>>200286
holy fuck
I swear my "solo male" folder is going to be full of Dano!Riddler fanart because of this thread

No. 200308

I haven't drawn in years but now I want to get back into it just to draw pattinson-batman/dano-riddler.

The movie was very meh and they barely saw or spoke to each other but man when they did sparks flew. Their chemistry was criminally underutilized tbh.

No. 200312

>>200308
We might still get more from the deleted scenes and the future movies/series. Here’s hoping.

No. 200327

File: 1650887578170.jpeg (107.09 KB, 711x586, 20745E0C-3455-40F0-AA4E-60E678…)

he is a serial manspreader

No. 200350

>>200327
And a compulsive masturbator

No. 200403

Has anyone seen War and Peace? I read it's not really faithful to the book and also looks a bit cheap but maybe that's just me.

No. 200421

File: 1650903490172.png (1.38 MB, 1366x1860, A87885BA-2BF8-499D-ACCE-0C79C8…)

god i wish that were me

No. 200423

>>200122
Thanks for the explanation. idk if I like it though, seems a bit unrealistic. Like, you can make one kid a retard by traumatizing (sadly I know a case irl), but what are the odds that you'd succeed with two? And why'd they just let him live in the neighbourhood? It would've been better if he was just some random pedo creep who happened to dumpster dive the clothes or something.

No. 200429

File: 1650904871803.jpeg (246.93 KB, 1170x1316, 365EB66D-9C74-45BD-A84D-DBC1D1…)

what’s going on on etsy

No. 200430

>>200429
It's the Dano Nation's army uniform.

No. 200446

>>200308
We support you drawing again anon! Kill shame and just go for it!

No. 200457

>>200308
Please draw more if you're willing. I'm not usually the type to say this but they were clearly gay for each other.

No. 200502

File: 1650916134231.jpg (79.94 KB, 800x450, cdc.jpg)


No. 200555

File: 1650922613007.gif (657.42 KB, 256x148, giphy (2).gif)


No. 200570

>>200555
I really like your style of writing.

No. 200576

>>200555
God thank you I had such a hard day and I was the one who requested pegging. Ilu so much.

No. 200605

File: 1650934093720.jpeg (213.46 KB, 761x670, 2A2EE721-67DB-4A7C-993F-D54DDA…)

More like Edward Ligma

No. 200665

File: 1650961386068.jpg (65.76 KB, 564x602, 7ea93fd5c9f82c6960e2ac115f4822…)

sage for sort of blogposting, but I'm so glad I found this thread! I've been a danofag since I watched TWBB in high school and haven't found anyone who understands my obsession with him. I feel so seen here kek

No. 200725

File: 1650980691434.png (125.47 KB, 257x198, smile.png)

good afternoon danogirlies, just popping in to say that i love when he does this goofy ass creepy smile. i have no idea why.

No. 200728

I’m gay and hall r crazy bitches

No. 200763

File: 1650989615259.jpeg (67.4 KB, 750x739, 7704FD68-E03B-42F8-9139-E307DA…)

soft & beautiful

No. 200787

>>200725
I love his shit eating grins too.

>>200763
I think his extra long hair was great and possibly his best look.

No. 200789

>>200423
doesn't the aunt also keep the drugged? I always assumed them being retarded was a consequence of that

No. 200799

File: 1650995181447.jpeg (58.18 KB, 828x828, 4444C991-723F-4214-A989-7B5FD5…)

>>200728
we know

No. 200868

>>200555
>You can't sit down without thinking of how I fuck you better than you could ever fuck a girl

>"Try sitting down tomorrow at your desk without thinking of me,"


Okay….why did this get to me so

No. 200873

File: 1651004262083.jpeg (71.12 KB, 621x621, BFB92F01-79D1-4694-9A9D-59D446…)

snow angel

No. 200882

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38180875/chapters/95387017

Good riddlebat fic. Edward isn't a bpd histrionic bitch and the premise is interesting.

No. 200883

File: 1651005617372.jpg (54.27 KB, 447x612, IMG_6488.jpg)

>>200873
noo nonnie you cropped out his wonky little hands. also his acne scars are kinda endearing.

No. 200886

I don’t know how low your self esteem has to be to have Paul Dano as a celeb-moid crush. Like he is so ugly and just looks like any other guy I’d see on the street. Is it because he seems attainable? I cannot understand this.

No. 200888


No. 200893

File: 1651006902407.jpeg (36.13 KB, 750x750, FBAC1213-89D9-45E1-A7DB-E11DD3…)

>>200883
omg ty nonnie, i’m so sad the version i had saved cut out his beautiful hands

>>200886
he’s a talented actor/musician, seems normal & nice irl, plays weird creepy little dudes that are fun to sexualize, and has a bunch of features that are commonly considered attractive (nice hands, pleasant face, looks well-groomed). idk why you’re confused bub…

No. 200904

>>200886
it's alright nonna. i understand…paul makes you sooooo confused…just sooo confused that you just had to post here of all places, the danofagging thread, about why he makes your little head spin…like why is he attractive to other people? why?! who in their right mind would like someone like that. he's so boring looking and so average in the way that his gentle voice wavers when he talks, his laid back posture, the soft neutrals he wears, he's a bit geeky but also kind and sweet…and he's talented like really talented…he's just so attra- i mean confusing right?…but it's okay nonna…it's okay…just give in… embrace the average looking funny circle faced man into your life

No. 200905

File: 1651008799749.gif (7.42 MB, 540x500, tumblr_6e21475adf4071af594dc1d…)

anyway paul is hot

No. 200908

>>200893
His features are definitely not conventionally attractive lol

No. 200923

>>200904
KEK anon that's basically what my thought process was falling down the danofag pipeline

No. 200928

>>200905
I don't think he's particularly hot. I think he's very cute though.

No. 200929

>>200665
He looks pretty here. Never thought I’d say that about Dano.

No. 200931

>>200886
I used to think he was ugly as fuck, and I still find him objectively not attractive, but watching him in interviews I began to feel endeared to him. He’s got this strong, confident but soft masculinity that I really like. A talented actor on top of it.

No. 200933

>>200928
he's hot.

No. 200946

>>200931
>strong, confident but soft masculinity
the fuck are you talking about?

No. 200961

File: 1651015848272.jpg (44.04 KB, 421x612, a6bfa0b6fcecf2404820f387723fd4…)

dorky lil hat

No. 200965

>>200946
are you retarded?

No. 201013

>>200965
no but you clearly are

No. 201023

>>200946
i'm not even a danofag and i see what she means. you're just being annoying.

No. 201088

>>200886
I thought the same thing anon. It made no sense to me and I thought it was weird?

Now look at me… I really think you have to see Paul in more complete context to get it. Watch his interviews, his movies, etc. Something will probably click, haha.

No. 201102

>>200886
Genuinely do not understand the point of shitting up a stan thread with comments like yours. Nonnies will not change their mind, you will not stop considering them retarded for their attraction. Haven't you read the OP? Not even a danofag (although I appreciate him as an actor and he did look pretty cute in some movies).

No. 201112

File: 1651041104055.png (Spoiler Image, 460.08 KB, 1172x1857, 80C027C2-CF9E-4024-8238-53423C…)

let’s go back to the hornyposting pls

No. 201135

File: 1651042908776.png (818.36 KB, 1600x900, 20140601_023914.png)

A couple of months ago I watched There Will Be Blood with my bf. While bf was raving about how good Daniel Day-Lewis is (typical male taste), I quickly developed lustful feelings towards shrieky, semi-effeminate, pathetic Dano. Now, having discovered I'm not alone, I for some reason felt compelled to confess my sins to bf, also suggesting we see the new Batman movie together (keep in mind neither of us are into superhero movies). However, having scrolled through this whole thread and spoiling some of the contents of the movie, I fear I made a mistake. What are the odds of my bf finding me degenerate if we watch this movie together, knowing about my Dano-thirst?

No. 201167

>>201135
kek i feel you. i probably wouldn't confess liking Dano even to a friend i've had since kindergarten. she wouldn't get it, she's into big buff manly men and would think i'm fucking sick for finding Dano's Riddler hot.

i'd say go watch it anyway. a scrote doesn't deserve a gal if he can't accept her thirst for Dano.

No. 201352

>>201135
I watched TWBB recently with my husband and I read your post to him because he LOVED Daniel Day-Lewis while I was totally enthralled with Paul lmao.

Anyway, I think he will 100% find you degenerate if you watch the movie with him. But don’t let it stop you.

No. 201416

Couldn't find the scene where he's forced to renounce his faith so I'll post this one instead. You're welcome.

No. 201465

>>201416
I couldn’t find it either but the scene after is just as good. Spoilers for those who haven’t seen it, obviously.

No. 201468

>>200961
Want to sniff his hat after he wears it all day

No. 201471

File: 1651075930676.jpeg (30.25 KB, 555x556, 280CDE82-F5AA-414E-871F-8D9761…)

wish he was my coworker

No. 201492

>>201465
I wanna slap his desperate little face.

No. 201493

>>201135
Embrace the degeneracy of Dano-lust.

As a related aside: I find it bizarre that Daniel Day-Lewis got so much attention for this role (and he was good, don't get me wrong) and got tons of praise but Dano got comparatively none. All thirst aside I think he did a great job, especially considering he was not only very young but he had less than a week to prepare for a very difficult role when he was up against such a famous, intense actor like DDL. It's unfair.

No. 201541

>>201493
I think it was because DDL was already so revered and acted very little, while it was Paul's first real breakout role where he spoke more than 10 lines. Idk if it's just me but I think Hollywood critics kind of ignore male actors until they're like 35 in terms of awards (in comparison with the actresses…). Everyone knows that it's a really good performance, anyway.

No. 201582

EWWWW HE'S SO UGLY@@!!

No. 201595

>>201582
You say that like it’s a bad thing.

No. 201596

File: 1651102400866.jpeg (153 KB, 1000x1050, 977CE441-7202-4DBC-8238-28D759…)

Sigh…

No. 201605

File: 1651104215605.jpg (49.98 KB, 750x753, EF4xQvAX0AA2IA8.jpg)

>>201596
Why oh why did Matt Reeves have to write the Riddler to be a terminally online Zodiac Killer and why did Paul Dano have to portray it so well?

No. 201623

>>201135
My boyfriend showed me TWBB a couple of months ago too and then he took me to the Batman. I completely blame him for turning me into a danogirlie and he knows it. He thinks it’s cute since I usually never crush on celebrities and he keeps watching more Dano movies with me.

No. 201624

>>201623
Samefag, maybe I can convince him to do a Riddler cosplay…

No. 201630

File: 1651113470869.jpeg (42.22 KB, 750x634, B1E93E3D-F7A4-4E44-865B-D35964…)

>>201582
Don’t be mean!

No. 201633

>>201630
He's so cute wtf

No. 201636

>>201624
You guys can have a fun, loving relationship based on cosplay/roleplay for all of Dano's roles.

No. 201671

>>201630
I wanna kiss him on his cute little thin lips

No. 201687

File: 1651134371816.jpeg (35.43 KB, 750x493, CDC2A121-90DC-4143-A955-86F257…)

His eyes are so pretty.

No. 201808

>>200555
Okay I read this while on a zoom lecture with our professor babbling something in the upper right corner. I'm beyond shame at this point.

No. 201858

File: 1651164147960.png (791.98 KB, 436x1024, 75537867-80F7-4A0A-A0E1-0F0836…)

i need him carnally

No. 201871

>>200555
I read this last night, I liked it. My favorite part is when you humiliate him verbally and he buries his head in the pillow and his glasses fog up out of shame, I swear I got butterflies in my stomach. Thank you, anon

No. 201901

File: 1651170650734.jpeg (107.78 KB, 676x1024, 01647EC6-4BB5-4CFB-91CF-5E8A5C…)

this troy bolton ass haircut

No. 201916

File: 1651172672352.jpg (208.29 KB, 318x613, Tumblr_l_40712934032183.jpg)

The way he squeals and whines makes me feel something

No. 201938

>>201671
His lips are actually sorta full, as per close up pics like >>201687
Either way, cute.

No. 201974

>>201938
He has a cupid bow, but honestly his lips are kinda thin. It's not a bad thing though, big lips are a trend now but doesn't mean it always has been or always will be. That being said I also have small lips, so I'm coping hard. His lips/facial proportions reminds me a bit of a Greek statue.

No. 201983

File: 1651184730252.jpeg (26.42 KB, 540x287, E74027EF-C82F-409A-A298-756E74…)

I am so fucking wet for this man.

No. 201994

File: 1651189788686.jpg (51.45 KB, 750x805, 278964633_949198645758801_5280…)

>>199316
Nona I haven't been able to stop thinking about this fic ever since I read it a few days ago. You've ruined my life, but I forgive you.

No. 201995

File: 1651189991532.jpeg (120.71 KB, 600x900, DDF5A00F-4EB7-478A-A654-D97242…)

god when is it my turn

No. 201998

File: 1651190404435.jpeg (310.3 KB, 1900x2048, D3DE0F47-1503-4548-8119-A8FE89…)

I love seeing him like this, he’s so vulnerable.

No. 202029

>>199199
>riddler using 4chan terminology
gross

No. 202033

>>200725
He’s so bloody cute. Does he know how cute he is?

No. 202039

>>202029
He definitely goes on 4chan, nona.

No. 202050

>>202039
he didn't use any slang like that in the movie. he was polite and well-spoken. being a deepweb hacker terrorist does not mean you 1. go on 4chan or 2. use 4chan slang terminology. sorry but it's pretty ooc and a turnoff to me.

No. 202054

>>202050
Understandable anon. I guess some people just like to play around with that in-joke/trope. I’m cool with both versions haha

No. 202093

>>201465
I was so torn between thinking this was funny and hot. I think Dano is really good at crying and being beaten to a pulp. He's all I've ever wanted.

No. 202149

File: 1651237536750.jpg (34.36 KB, 620x440, classic paul dano.jpg)

>>202050
the truth is that people resonate better with caricatures of people as opposed to their actual, grounded, true-to-canon personalities. it's why you see a million fics with the riddler being submissive or whatever. it's just a cheap trick that i use but not say how i would write the actual character in a comic. i.e. knowing the audience - people want to read about him being a terminally online freak with a pathology psychiatrists wank over. but TBH i understand your point completely. lazy writing perhaps. i.e. i think he would probably clam up and not say anything remotely sexual or inappropriate or use any sort of slang but, you know, it's whatever. it's like how i think writing mommy kink is funny for the character but have a negative view of it otherwise. it is what it is.

No. 202150

>>202149
a good comment. i'm a stickler for staying as true to canon as possible; i like the character as they were written in canon for a reason, and i find little interest in someone deviating far from the canon to make the character unrecognizable. at that point it's an OC. different strokes i guess, but i also don't read fanfic to project onto the characters.

No. 202151

>>202150
>>202150
i mean i did write it so i am pretty aware of how stupid and jokey it is. that's all i was going for really because i know porn does well on ao3 and i can't write it for shit. so. but it is what it is. i'm not proud of it but i have always written fanfiction for attention because i know that if i try and make it accurate and beautiful there's always the "it's only fanfiction" argument (which often i agree with). so it's only ever been for fun…but to be honest i'm glad even some people like it and if it's not for you then it's not for you. i agree with your opinion though, but i'm very much a "do as i say, not as i do" type of person.

tldr; i agree with you and i think it's a fair criticism

No. 202153

>>202151
hey, at least you're honest and take criticism well! at the end of the day it's just a fanfic, i barely read fanfic anyway and i'm picky about it so it's just my opinion

No. 202167

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>>202150
not the writer of this fic but a writer in general, I think that with a character like the Riddler in this particular Batman movie, we really don’t get too many scenes of him as it is, so it makes sense that people would slap a fanon personality onto him based on their preferences. And as is common with fic, once there’s a popular interpretation, then it basically becomes the norm. I don’t mind it, and I think it might be difficult to pinpoint something like Edward’s sexual preferences based on what little canon material we have. Unless you count his heavy-breathing as horny for killing lmao

No. 202218

File: 1651256232372.jpeg (38.29 KB, 505x586, 5185D75E-7EF2-4362-AD20-BABE57…)

Who’s going wild tonight?

No. 202220

>>202218
Me cuz i just read the "based & greenpilled" fic and that was actually funny as hell. I don't usually like reader fics, maybe it feels too personal idk or maybe the other ones i've tried to read were bad and too cringey, but this was a nice read.

Also mitä vittua ookko kirjottaja suami juntti? eisaatana.

No. 202223

>>202220
The Riddler got me back into reader! fics again tbh. I’m done feeling bad about my own sexual enjoyment lol. Don’t care if it’s cringe girls just wanna have fun.

No. 202254

>>202167
oh he totally nutted at the start of the movie. Can confirm male friends told me so lol

No. 202255

File: 1651262344415.jpeg (220.01 KB, 1088x1369, 27501A1D-236E-4369-B2B7-E6BBB3…)

I want his gross sweaty obsessed ass all over my body.

No. 202259

>>202255
Me too. I want to choke him out and also tell him I love him.

No. 202263

>>202259
I wanna be both on the giving and receiving side of this…

No. 202264

>>202263
Same. I can't pick because both are so good.

No. 202277

>>202264
Imagine being fucked by masked riddler as you peg unmasked edward

No. 202308

>>202277
Both hot and interesting.

No. 202314

File: 1651274580041.jpeg (200.82 KB, 1440x1841, 1B633DB1-F44D-4259-B8B4-E07507…)

Riddler fans are fucking insane and I love it. It’s some of the funniest shit I’ve seen in years.

No. 202328

>>202277
Personally I like to imagine pegging masked Riddler while being fucked by unmasked Edward. It's fun and hot to subvert expectations.

No. 202332

File: 1651280959855.jpeg (167.57 KB, 749x770, 9E627F32-D881-4B09-B2C2-AA95A8…)

nonnies help i can’t stop looking at riddler fanarts he’s so hot

No. 202334

>>202332
I never thought I'd like white frame glasses but they look pretty good on him
I also love how so many people in both Asia and the West are basically drawing Paul Dano fanart, everyone became obsessed with his character

No. 202337

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No. 202342

Legitimate question, do we need to make a Riddler only thread? It feels like he’s taking over this one.

Plus I need somewhere to spam about my Riddler thoughts and I don’t wanna sperg up this thread with it.

No. 202343

>>202342
I would love if any nonas with a fanart folder would be willing to share

No. 202352

>>202343
Should I make a thread? I need a good header image though.

No. 202353

>>202337
I can't seem to find the source for this one. Link?

No. 202356

>>202342
Honestly I don't think so. It's not super fast in here anyway and premature thread splitting makes this site more dead

No. 202363

>>202356
Yeah, this. Also, I don't think non-Danofags would appreciate one more thread about Paul Dano, kek

No. 202385

File: 1651305076631.jpeg (293.49 KB, 1000x1421, 010BD864-4AE9-4ECA-8AFD-55937B…)

>>201998
aaaa the pose on the right. Something about him in the prison uniform drives me crazy like I wanna grab him by the waist and give him a squeeze

No. 202391

>>202342
Nah, this is a good thread and it's nice to have all of the danofagging in one place. I don't care if it's Riddler or other Dano movie sperging, I need both.

No. 202404

File: 1651313590226.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 156 KB, 1199x986, B045FD41-9996-4953-BE32-49C048…)

don’t mind me nonnas im just self inserting as batman

No. 202428

>>202404
Why did the artist decide that Dano has negative ass?

No. 202444

>>202428
it’s kinda cute tho

No. 202448

Does anyone have interest in Eli/Reader fic? I have one half written but I’ve never written anything but m/m before

No. 202460

>>202448
nonna, be the change, i believe in you. i encourage everyone to draw yumejo arts and reader fanfics. you'll be ok.

No. 202463

>>202448
Absolutely nona

No. 202464

>>202448
Me, I think Eli is my favorite Dano character. Godspeed.

No. 202486

File: 1651340698058.jpeg (104.99 KB, 1706x918, 5227B391-446B-426F-974F-9B3CAA…)

god i wish that were me

No. 202492

File: 1651341729312.gif (2.12 MB, 498x494, riddlerposting.gif)

watched the batman a couple days ago and he's been plaguing my mind ever since. i have a big thing hidden faces/masks so riddler really did it for me, but he's so cute unmasked also.

No. 202500

>>202492
I want to steal his glasses so that he can't see and watch him stumble around looking for them like a blind fool. Dummy wears his glasses over his mask, so he deserves it. Of course I would give them back but only for a price

No. 202504

>>202500
You should expand upon this in story form, it's hot.

No. 202505

File: 1651344769420.jpeg (87.51 KB, 540x432, 23149494-3048-4D87-BF35-341423…)

i love dwayne so much

No. 202510

bump don’t scroll

No. 202511

>>202510
Bumping, CP below

No. 202559

>>202504
I honestly might… Any suggestions on what he should do to get his glasses back?

No. 202560

>>202559
Say things that are humiliating for him

No. 202562

>>202559
I don't want to be too detailed as that should be up to you but there should be some humiliation stuff going on. >>202560 is right. Some slapping and mild abuse if you're into that is nice as well. Forced masturbation? Oral?

It's all good tbh.

No. 202608

File: 1651371986947.jpeg (177.92 KB, 736x1180, 79291737-C861-403A-82D6-84E0AF…)

goodnight nonas

No. 202609

>>202404
This is so disgusting.
Having coom brain should be a illegal.
God, I hate fujo’s.

No. 202611

Does anyone have timestamps for Dano in the Batman? I want to watch him but not the movie.

No. 202612

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>>202609
aw cmon nona it’s not that bad

No. 202613

>>202608
I love him but here he looks like Grimes in that one pic and wtf are those shoes

No. 202614

File: 1651372837205.gif (6.82 MB, 540x292, B33AB441-A3B9-445A-8650-1095DC…)

endless suffering

No. 202615

>>202611
It looks like someone compiled all of his scenes from the movie into this video. Honestly I can't believe he only had seven minutes of screentime. Felt like it was more than that.

No. 202616

>>202614
>this will never be me
why live

No. 202617

>>202616
i’m going insaneeee why does he always cradle people’s heads and brush their faces so tenderly i hate him i hate him i hate

No. 202619

File: 1651374994641.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 185 KB, 850x598, C9D949A5-0BBA-4B98-8589-A50581…)

>>202609
You hate them because you are one likely, speaking from experience.

Tired of denying my own enjoyment of this kinda thing. I want to see fictional guys have sex, and I’m not gonna feel bad about it anymore (and neither should you nonnie).

Enjoy the coom, or have a good laugh (or both if you’re me).

No. 202620

>>202615
This isn’t all of it. It’s been cut up a bit, and there are parts missing.

No. 202621

Nonnies… I am Team Edward, but stepped upon this upon curiosity. While Robert is a beautiful man who I find to be very beautiful and dreamy, but Dano is close to my physical ideal type of man. Thank you nonas for opening my eyes and I am about to binge on some movies he is in just to look at him. I have yet to watch Batman as I have been busy, but I will be streaming it soon just so I can enjoy it in peace.

No. 202623

>>202619
Sorry I only feel disgust and you're projecting your coomerism lol
You can enjoy your brain rot but it still disgusts me.

No. 202625

>>202623
Understandable nonnie, sorry for assuming. I still love you too.

No. 202626

>>202621
Hope you enjoy batman when you get to it nonnie! Be sure to get back to us with your thoughts.

No. 202630

>>202619
Anon-chan, you are a weirdo.

No. 202639

File: 1651391263198.jpeg (47 KB, 936x936, 4044AE9F-7881-49EE-8881-6F22FC…)

>>202609
you do realise that you don’t have to click on spoilered images right? Just move along and stop shitting up the thread

No. 202651

Can I just say what an absolute disappointment it was to NOT have Batman beat the ever-loving fuck out of Dano Riddler? Batterson was super brutal and violent to all his other foes and Dano is famous for being Hollywood’s sexy whump punching bag. I feel so blue-balled.

No. 202659

>>202651
There's still two movies for that to happen! Keep hoping.

No. 202660

File: 1651405391886.jpg (143.82 KB, 892x725, 1280.jpg)

I have There Will Be Blood brainrot, can't stop thinking about a film that talks about oil and crusty evil men… sickening. PTA is such a great director, I hope he works with Paul again someday.

No. 202674

>>202630
I know, but it provides entertainment for all so I’m at peace with it.

No. 202679

>>202619
Don’t know why other anons are calling you weird or giving you shit. We’re all in a thread about a 37-year-old actor that we will never fuck meet.

No. 202697

>>202639
I wanted to see sexy Dano pics, not gay yaoi shit. Keep that shit out of here.
Dano posting only, not interested in seeing Fujo art of Paterson getting pegged. Said pic ishitted up the thread nonna.

No. 202702

>>202697
>paterson

No. 202704

>>202679
Agreed. I don't think it's a big deal. It's one thing if anon was spamming the thread with her ship, but it seems more like she just wanted to share sexy Riddler pics that happen to have Batman in them. And most of them were spoilered anyway. I do wish there was more yumejo fanart for the Riddler out there, but honestly most of the sexy Riddler art is probably going to have him shipped with Batman rather than him on his own (or with a female self-insert)

No. 202706

>>202619
anon i love objectifying men but this ship art is really weird and gross. it looks like bruce is molesting a special needs child. can you at least make it well-drawn art

No. 202712

>>202679
>You hate them because you are one likely, speaking from experience.
tronnyfag logic

No. 202719

>>202651
I strongly agree. Especially as I'm sure that while Riddler would have screamed and cried he also would have likely creamed himself. It would have been the perfect encapsulation of his character and Dano's acting is at its finest when he's being beaten up and abused.

>>202660
Me too I so adore this movie.

No. 202785

>>202697
NTA but fuck off, it's Dano fanart idgaf if it's gay or straight

No. 202822

File: 1651437955274.png (196.88 KB, 1000x718, FRrrxxHVgAUGSf_.png)

my eyes have been blessed

No. 202839

I recently bought the Batman art book and I’m in love with the parts where Paul talks and pictures of Paul

No. 202841

>>202822
wish he didnt look so skinny tho

No. 202855

>>202659
Are there? I thought they said they have no plans for making sequels and the Joker scene was just an easter egg rather than a hint of what is to come.

No. 202887

>>202619
Sweaty virgin coomer riddler in patrician taste, other nonas don't know what they're talking about

No. 202916

>>202839
Anything you might be able to share?

>>202841
Yeah, he's too skinny and the face is a bit off. Some of the art makes him look too thin, which is especially strange as he looks like he gained a bit of weight for the role.

No. 202926

File: 1651458165374.jpeg (2.68 MB, 2160x2880, FA7EA7FE-7AE3-4919-B5E9-537143…)

>>202916
Same anon here but here’s one photo I liked not sure if I should share more or not

No. 202927

>>202926
God he's so fucking cute, please share more

>>202822
Nonnie I need the source!

No. 202931

File: 1651459964521.jpeg (2.16 MB, 2160x2880, 5D8C261E-49EF-43A9-A249-C4C792…)

>>202839
Same anon also I’m not sure if I should just spam a few photos of him or not also my photos may be crappy cause lighting

No. 202932

>>202931
Nta but I also wouldn't mind if you spammed the thread with more pictures! I was curious how he got his glasses to stay on with the mask. Now I see that the ends are saran-wrapped to his head(?)

No. 202936

File: 1651460843140.jpeg (2.58 MB, 2160x2880, 2754125F-B2A6-4E26-83D5-56DD4B…)

>>202931
More side view

No. 202939

>>202932
I think the glasses are clipped on. Supposedly the cling wrap was supposed to be something the Riddler would have come up with so as to not leave hair (clues) around? He said something along those lines in an interview.

>>202936
Thank you for posting the pictures.

No. 202966

>>202505
me too. i just watched little miss sunshine for the first time in years the other day, and the love hit me hard. i've been converted.

No. 202969

>>202926
I don’t understand why I find Edward so attractive in his Riddler gear. Idk if it’s the mask, or the boots, or what. It just makes him feel so much more frightening and that’s kinda hot.

Any nonnies wanna share their experiences/insight?

No. 202990

>>202969
I have no insight, I'm probably just degenerate. For me it's being into pathetic villain types in general.

No. 203015

File: 1651491867791.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 39.49 KB, 993x757, 6167C349-7282-4118-8F8A-2F5C56…)

fujophobic nonas please avert your eyes

No. 203038

>>202969
I love men with masks, so I was instantly into him.

No. 203069

>>202969
masks/costumes is a common fetish for it obscures identity and can add mystery or fear to a person.

No. 203078


No. 203105

File: 1651518812753.png (1.2 MB, 736x1017, 4661A306-0B9C-4B70-A2E2-F8C5B3…)

Cute Paul Dano with a cute lil drawing.

No. 203121

>>203105
Is that Mr. Peanut?

No. 203145

File: 1651522319426.png (320.09 KB, 524x592, FRcQqiBVcAIj1-O.png_orig.png)

>>202969
I'm not a maskfag, for me it's probably this >>202990 I also love smugness, and the fact that his true identity is a nerdy-looking cutie with glasses

>>203078
Thanks for the link! This artist seems to have been watching all of Dano's films recently and drawing fanart of his characters

No. 203148

File: 1651522453395.png (229.75 KB, 951x957, FRqo-wiVIAAVWSx.png_orig.png)

>>203145
More by the same artist

No. 203163

>>203145
I thought he looked so cute in Prisoners. Too bad he is, you know.

No. 203171

>>203015
I can forgive everything else but you went too far this time.

No. 203232


No. 203240

>>203232
I need that Eli I Love You Jesus edit on its own right now

No. 203241

File: 1651539505877.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 281.28 KB, 850x1100, 58AA17CB-7A95-49B6-A935-E5C45F…)

Just gonna leave this here…

No. 203246

File: 1651540979764.jpeg (206.6 KB, 1170x1185, 6A23AF87-2F44-45D7-A671-AEAB76…)


No. 203256

>>203148
This artist is very good and she gets certain things down perfectly but his profile is off and he's too thin, she completely leaves out his cute round face.

>>203241
This actually looks more accurate to Riddler and I love the little belly. He looks like he put on weight for the role, about time someone gets it right.

No. 203258

File: 1651547698516.jpeg (7.04 KB, 221x228, images (2).jpeg)

>>203241
>the glasses knocked askew

No. 203259

>>203256
Well, to be fair, these are drawings of Eli, and Paul didn't have a super round face then anyway.

No. 203260

File: 1651549170988.png (1.13 MB, 1001x721, 76586438653.png)

Would you watch a movie where Paul Dano plays Joseph Smith?

No. 203269

>>203241
I want him

No. 203278

File: 1651557935600.gif (2.91 MB, 400x356, twbb.gif)

>>203259
Looks pretty round to me.

No. 203279

>>203278
Eww, what a fucking way to be greeted at home page.

No. 203286

>>203279
You’ll understand soon anon.

No. 203287

File: 1651563932912.jpeg (486.97 KB, 2048x1423, 2C032F6B-ABF1-41E4-95CE-4EEAAF…)

I didn’t understand fujoshis/yaoi appeal until recently.

No. 203290

File: 1651564453064.jpeg (115.85 KB, 1180x619, D14EB6EA-A5D0-486D-AE30-C34501…)

>>203256
nonna do you have some kind of weight fetish because it sounds like you do idk why you’re so preoccupied with his weight in these fanart pics. In TWBB he’s thin and you can see his cheekbones so I would say it’s accurate

No. 203291

>>203290
Different anon but I think it’s because dad bods can be hot under the right circumstance. Plus he is a terminally online man in his 30s. I def prefer a little extra chub than him looking like a 19 year old twink.

No. 203292

>>203290
I made one comment about him looking too thin in that art, I hardly think that's being preoccupied. And while I think he looks cute chubby I don't have a weight fetish. I also posted that gif that shows that he is round faced in twbb because that's how his face is shaped regardless of weight.

No. 203297

File: 1651569769608.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 357.27 KB, 1200x1061, 62880C9E-D35F-40E9-A0BA-AF49D4…)

BRB, self-inserting:

No. 203327

File: 1651586644697.png (Spoiler Image, 1016.67 KB, 1280x1024, tumblr_d4ef0951304511a9207ee21…)

i wish those were my hands

No. 203340

File: 1651592293766.jpg (135.73 KB, 1000x1000, FR1JJjlVkAADrA9.jpg)

ughhhh look at him

No. 203343

>>203297
I hate that this isn't female POV and instead it looks like malegaze-y shit

No. 203350

>>203340
I like this one. btw anon who posted earlier about writing a reader/eli fic, please do. I'd read it. We all know he's a sinner.

No. 203365

>>203340
Wow this artist is fast

No. 203368

File: 1651599843430.jpg (134.89 KB, 1080x962, FQxlJkiVcAUtEi-.jpg)

>>203350
eli confirmed for freak

No. 203369

>>203343
I understand what you’re saying. I kinda don’t mind because I find it hot that we are seeing through the eyes of the Riddler? Like this is how he views Female!Bruce or Y/N, and that’s extremely hot imo. It reminds me of the start of the movie where we are seeing from his point of view.

I’m not really bothered by “male gazy” shit as long as there is enough “female gazy” shit to balance it out. Plus it’s all Riddler related so I’m just happy it exists.

No. 203372

File: 1651600480270.jpeg (300.36 KB, 1088x1548, E0670FB2-002F-4A9C-BEE7-D5E2DC…)

Absolute cutie.

No. 203375

>>203368
>>203350
Yes we need that freaky Eli story. He's a sinner deep down and he knows it and dgaf.

No. 203390

>>203350
I’m bogged down with work but I really want to finish it… I want him to eat tf out the reader’s pussy ngl

No. 203393

File: 1651604842225.jpeg (25.72 KB, 735x501, B0353959-E88D-4B3B-88D1-ECAE67…)

>>203369
You’re cool, nona.

No. 203394

File: 1651604842250.jpg (161.16 KB, 798x798, FRHih-qacAAXZT45.jpg)

>>203390
Aw nonnie take your time!

No. 203446

I've never seen a single film or tv show with Paul Dano but he's still sexy to me, help? I don't even know what it is. I'm kind of avoiding seeing anyting incase I get full on obsessed.

No. 203449

>>203446
If you like glasses you could watch Ruby Sparks, Prisoners and/or Batman but you should definitely wait for a more experienced Danofag to reply

No. 203460

File: 1651610997352.jpeg (136.95 KB, 797x1200, 90A5BFE3-D29F-4CBD-96BC-14BEAF…)

>>203446
you should watch prisoners and twbb just because those movies are amazing tbh
whatever you do do NOT watch love and mercy or okja because you WILL fall madly in love with him

No. 203464

>>203368
Damn that's hot. Also Dwayne husband would be so cute.

No. 203465

>>203163
I don't even care, I'd make Alex my pet.

No. 203471

>>203393
his profile is soooo gorgeous

No. 203473

>>203390
Sounds great, take your time.

>>203446
Are you looking for recommendations just based on quality or his cuteness? A good mix of both is There Will be Blood, which is probably his best movie and he looks hot. Little Miss Sunshine was also wonderful on its own non-Paul merits.
That being said yes, you will become obsessed but why not?

No. 203479

>>203465
based nona… i’m afraid to admit this anywhere else

No. 203485

>>203471
>>203473
I feel like he could have been more present in twbb. He steals the scenes he's in but it's a long movie and he's not the star. He DOES get beaten more than once though and it's hot as fuck. I'd reccomend Ruby Sparks if you wanna see him as the lead though.

No. 203505

File: 1651621848944.jpeg (240.2 KB, 1134x848, 7EA33F98-FDDA-4C75-890B-106E61…)

Life isn’t fair.

No. 203514

File: 1651623990825.gif (5.21 MB, 540x560, tumblr_3070fcb4239eaf4633c726b…)

>>203479
He's too cute to not want! Dano is so good at portraying creepy little weirdos.

No. 203516

File: 1651624144393.gif (5.03 MB, 540x560, tumblr_5b6052f23f713df82c0d559…)

>>203514
I might as well post the rest of the gif set

No. 203517

File: 1651624167123.gif (5.01 MB, 540x560, tumblr_bedca7fddc203a77a61e51b…)


No. 203519

File: 1651624252771.gif (4.9 MB, 540x560, tumblr_cddf8f1c7625e06dea12cf6…)

>>203517
last one

No. 203526

>>203514
He looks perfect like this

No. 203531

>>203514
>>203516
>>203517
>>203519

This is everything out of context hehe.

No. 203541

>>203449
>>203460
>>203473
Thanks for all the recs! Based on these I will be watching twbb. I've already seen okja but strangely I don't remember him in it, I'll probably rewatch because that movie was great regardless.

No. 203548

>>203514
>>203516
>>203517
>>203519
This entire gifset is so painfully arousing.

No. 203571

File: 1651639391164.gif (8.04 MB, 650x578, Tumblr_l_40744627183122.gif)

How is he so perfect

No. 203576

File: 1651641010203.jpeg (134.9 KB, 972x1516, 9906A51A-E6E3-416C-927F-41D173…)

I hate him.

No. 203717

>>203576
I love him.

No. 203748

File: 1651690087558.gif (6.37 MB, 540x500, tumblr_24ced7b54fef9eff62b8f81…)

i want this false prophet to shove his face between my legs like the sinner he is and cure me of all ailments with his mere touch

No. 203774

File: 1651697539625.jpg (112.13 KB, 690x461, paul_dano_1215855195.jpg)

Found out Sam Hyde and Paul Dano went to the same high school and are only a year apart in age. Anyway, he looks like Light Yagami in this picture.

No. 203778

>>203774
> Light Yagami
Kek.

No. 203779

>>203774
Lmao no fucking way

No. 203783

>>203774
You cannot drop this piece of information without proof. I think I've absorbed more lies about Paul Dano than any other celebrity.

No. 203811

File: 1651702624539.jpeg (53.82 KB, 525x358, 99326439-FDB9-4F63-A240-4ABB31…)

>>199219
So so so late but thank you for the fic recommendations, anon! ily

Now to find more works about bullying him, but with aftercare. Our boy needs love

No. 203820

File: 1651704872119.jpeg (350.88 KB, 828x962, E42AA569-F5D3-4C35-B1FE-E77263…)

>>203783
Not that anon but I checked Wilton High School’s Wikipedia

No. 203826

File: 1651705175158.jpg (181.75 KB, 750x738, butt.jpg)

>>203820
Thanks nona, I was just about to respond! I appreciate you included the screenshot. Also Sam Hyde was born in 1985 and Paul Dano was born in 1984, so they were definitely in high school at the same time.

No. 203831

>>203774
He would have been the perfect Light, especially for that last scene.

No. 203854

File: 1651712068317.jpeg (123.26 KB, 897x1124, 4F6BCC63-7AD2-4026-9842-40323D…)


No. 203855

File: 1651712089903.jpeg (209.22 KB, 1046x1232, 8E0D54DF-3EE5-4768-AD80-4992D4…)


No. 203884

>>203820
>>203774
Nona wtf. This blew my mind.

No. 203889

File: 1651723070186.gif (7.6 MB, 540x360, 9875BD04-D787-4BDC-A8DD-D13174…)

Bless The Batman 2022 crew for giving us some good fucking female gaze material. I want more of it in the future Reevesverse too.

I’m not asking, I’m demanding.

No. 203890

>>203889
Saw this on the front page and laughed at first, but now I think you just converted me

No. 203893

>>203890
Hehe, job well done then! Have you seen the film yet anon? This scene is even better in it’s original context with the drama and score to accompany it.

No. 203896

>>203889
the gif looks funny like this but in theaters, playing in slowmo with the music, it scared the fucking shit out of me. his face looks like its morphing like a fucking demon

No. 203897

>>203889
He looks like his hair smells good in this gif. I want to sniff his hair

No. 203903

File: 1651725258744.png (503.26 KB, 752x425, now.png)

>>203889
a weird circle faced man making weird faces is the female gaze now ?

No. 203907

File: 1651725999796.gif (4.23 MB, 540x304, BFC21B6B-3D5E-4761-B663-3F9927…)

>>203903
Don’t get your tits in a twist anon, I wasn’t just referring to that scene. There was something for everyone in The Batman.

No. 203908

File: 1651726511089.gif (9.94 MB, 540x400, 67069802-880D-41A3-BE9E-2ABAD4…)

>>203907
But yes. For us freaks and weirdos, peak female gaze.

No. 203909

>>203908
I wonder if they did it on purpose tbh they must've known about Dano's fanbase

No. 203911

>>203908
kek no, he was an ugly man playing an ugly incel character, the fact that you are unironically attracted to him says more about you then the media

No. 203913

>>203909
Wouldn’t be surprised if it was Dano’s fucking idea. He knows how to play creepy weirdos, and he knows how to play them well.

No. 203915

>>203911
That’s cool anon. You do you and I’ll do me, that way we’ll both be happy.

No. 203917

>>203911
OK, why should we care?

No. 203922

Paul Dano with a baby. That is all.

No. 203985

File: 1651745598612.png (882.26 KB, 556x900, 40C515B1-C50F-40BC-BF34-49C2FE…)

he’s schmoking

No. 203991

File: 1651751530407.jpeg (45 KB, 584x393, 1A7646F5-E9EF-446B-BBEA-1BB6C3…)

thinking about dwayne again

No. 203992

File: 1651752823909.jpeg (354.38 KB, 1380x2048, 7D21719F-ED56-4334-8171-498A07…)

he’s so pretty

No. 203994

>>203985
oh this is cute and actually looks like him. source?

No. 204004

>>203911
Even though I can’t explain why, I do think Dano-Riddler appeals to the female gaze. He isn’t just popular on this site, he’s also got tons of drawings and art on Tumblr, Pinterest, etc and even the Japanese yumes have latched onto him. Meanwhile most men don’t seem to give a fuck about him beyond ‘yeah he was a good villain’ or they just meme him. There’s something about him that specifically appeals to women (maybe not all women, but a good portion of them), therefore I do think he targets the female gaze unintentionally.

No. 204017

File: 1651759110688.jpeg (114.5 KB, 660x660, 210E21B9-B2BD-4C5E-9685-2B0A67…)

>>204004
not a dano-fag but my personal theory is that he seem "attainable" compared to the usual hot male celebs, however unlike most men who are attainable he seems kind and nice and would treat you well

No. 204033

>>204004
This is a really fascinating phenomenon to me overall tbh.

Now that I think of it, part of the appeal at least for me is that men don't get it. I was actually a bit surprised to see scrote reviewers comment on Riddler so little, but now i'm just kekking internally when I think of the fact that i can watch this film in like a friend group and be secretly turned on with the scrotes of the group having no idea. I'm sick kek.

No. 204034

File: 1651760528169.jpg (46.23 KB, 660x900, download.jpg)

Oh

No. 204042

File: 1651761757383.jpeg (71.22 KB, 1139x769, 5AA3C459-707D-4B0A-AAF5-A0772E…)

how it feels to lust after paul dano

No. 204048

>>204042
unironically me. and he’s so hot in this video too

No. 204064

File: 1651767807100.jpg (32.98 KB, 564x623, c1c762cd9096ab7b6af19e1c861944…)

>>204017
That makes sense. I honestly get kind of embarrassed over how much I lust over this circle-faced man, but I think that's probably part of it. I'm not really someone who pays a lot of attention to actors, but I really like him because he seems like the type of guy I would be interested in irl. He's down-to-earth and soft-spoken, likes music and comics, dresses like some guy you'd see at a Blockbuster, and has been with the same woman since 2007. I think seeing someone like that among most of the weird, untrustworthy men in Hollywood makes it easy to attach to him. Plus, he's a great actor in general and you see him in positions that you don't see most men in (at least in real life) so that probably adds to it too. Like sure, hypothetically you could easily spot a Paul Dano type of guy at a Whole Foods (although I haven't seen any…), but you don't get to see that guy tied up with tape on his mouth or being dragged around by his hair or in a nice suit saying "Don't look back. Just look at me." That probably adds to it too.

No. 204066

File: 1651768068935.png (267.63 KB, 910x2352, riddler tsm.png)

>>204004
>>204033
It's a well-known phenomenon in some circles
>part of the appeal at least for me is that men don't get it.
Same

No. 204074

File: 1651769896038.jpg (12.55 KB, 340x338, 1614754328239.jpg)

>>204066
>very clearly chubby
>gets called a twink
wtf, is any man who isn't either a obese bastard or a muscle bound steroid freak considered a "twink" these days

No. 204076

>>204074
Yeah, that article has a few mistakes. the people on that wiki can't agree on what a twink is.

No. 204078

>>204004
>I do think he targets the female gaze unintentionally
I have to think big movie studios know exactly what they are doing and know full well he has a huge female fanbase.

>>204074
To be fair he used to be one and since you don't see much of his body in the movie they might have been going with what he was previously known for even though yes, he was chubby. A lot of the Riddler fan art out there still depicts him as a skinny twink too.

>>203985
Artist? This is good.

No. 204088


No. 204112

File: 1651790618624.gif (9.24 MB, 540x460, 459B4180-F31A-4BB0-B59E-CB7109…)

Alternative Dano… is something for sure.

No. 204113

File: 1651791058161.gif (6.31 MB, 540x460, 71FC35B6-145B-4915-92E3-81E955…)

>>204112
Wew, lad.

No. 204115

File: 1651792088924.gif (6.85 MB, 540x460, D9547034-46EE-4CEF-A931-A2E103…)

>>204113
I’m obsessed with his hands…

No. 204117

>>204115
nonny where are these from?

No. 204122

>>204117
NTA but For Ellen. Some people disliked it as it's a bit slow but I thought it was pretty good. Mildly triggered (lol) my daddy issues but he looked great.

>>204088
Thank you.

No. 204124

File: 1651800046078.jpeg (224.47 KB, 1735x1073, AD7B63CB-1DA0-4DFD-A3DE-1B1620…)


No. 204132

File: 1651810509664.jpeg (64.4 KB, 750x475, C5A47118-06D1-419E-AF1F-2FD247…)

i would die for this moid

No. 204139

>>204132
Why does he look so different here?

No. 204141

>>204139
i think that’s a stunt double? no way it’s dano

No. 204161

>>204132
This looks like Peter Griffin no fucking way this is him. Am I losing my mind?

No. 204202

File: 1651844633955.jpg (43.39 KB, 1200x768, FSADpzQaIAIdPVu.jpg)

god i wish that were me

>>204132
kek that looks nothing like him it has to be a stunt double

>>204115
his hands are always so interesting to look at, they're kinda awkwardly elegant in a way

No. 204218

>>199014
This is old and also I don't have a definitive answer, but I think it was between 2013-2014.

No. 204249

File: 1651859904292.jpg (224.04 KB, 844x1200, FSEoUNnVkAE3f9E.jpg)

moar schmokeing pics

No. 204256

>>204249
not a danofag, why is he covered in blood?

No. 204257

>>204256
Because the Riddler (his character in batman) is a villain/killer?

No. 204265

File: 1651867316427.jpg (48.29 KB, 425x638, a576044f62b534118bdcbbee1b7ea6…)

tall

No. 204266

>>204257
I love this spergy, baby-faced domestic terrorist.

No. 204267

File: 1651867997300.jpg (53.8 KB, 564x935, 4aa5363df02bc483e6ddfa85379102…)

I'm foaming at the mouth he looks so fucking good in these glasses

>>204265
I loved this big coat photoshoot he did, it suits him so well

No. 204269

>>204265
He's got a lot of warmth to share with all those layers, nonnies…

No. 204306

File: 1651882464399.jpg (266.99 KB, 1225x1505, 20220507_021410.jpg)


No. 204316

This nigga is so fucking hot

No. 204343

>>204269
>tfw you will never stand in front of Paul Dano while he hugs you and wraps you up in his coat for warmth.
truly why am i here

No. 204381

File: 1651922732002.jpg (1.61 MB, 1920x1440, doitforhim.jpg)


No. 204382

File: 1651922871182.jpg (1.61 MB, 1920x1440, doitforhim2.jpg)

wait forgot the i fixed it

No. 204384

>>204382
Bottom right is fanart right?

No. 204385

File: 1651924421458.jpg (586.81 KB, 1638x2048, ezgif-3-10b77cc6a8.jpg)


No. 204391

>>204385
I would like to hug him

No. 204396

>>204385
yep, this is an edit someone made

No. 204433

>>204396
It is a very hot edit though

No. 204440

>>204396
Really? I thought it was an early costume fitting or something along those lines. Fooled me. It is hot.

No. 204488

I'm a lesbian and only know this dweeb from The Sopranos but as a Sopranofag I just had to leave this here. Merry Danofagging, ladies.

No. 204497

>>204488
Well I just found out he was on The Sopranos, thank you. I love his hair.

No. 204523

File: 1651973759583.jpeg (165.26 KB, 750x810, 02406A53-89A9-4A10-B450-21BAC1…)


No. 204527

incel freak

No. 204529

Ok. I have been denying my danofag descent ever since Batman came out but today was the tipping point. My cousin put on there will be blood on the tv and

the way his voice gets all shrill when he’s screaming… the way he keens while he’s being dragged by the hair… I have accepted my degeneracy and I am finally admitting that he is hot as fuck. Like the part where the dude is dragging him and he’s squirming and shrieking actually made me so horny, my heart was fucking RACING.

No. 204532

>>204529
Welcome to the fold, I adore that scene too.

No. 204533

>>204529
I’m so proud of you anon. It’s been a confronting journey for a lot of us.

No. 204547

>>204529
That scene is lethal. It does something strange to you, I swear

No. 204560

i love coming to this thread to see all you lovely degens talking about how much you love this strange looking man. keep on dano-fagging

No. 204569

File: 1652007620085.jpeg (33.53 KB, 734x419, 6A790506-B106-4B1A-B5C1-1E7E24…)


No. 204577

>>204560
I totally get what you mean. I also have always enjoyed seeing women go crazy over unconventional guys. It’s interesting and weirdly pure and endearing. Now as a Danofag I finally get to experience what it’s like to be one of them. It’s so much fun.

No. 204582

>>204577
yes, exactly! i find most of the men in the unconventional thread ugly as sin but i still go there regularly and add my occasional weird crushes. it's so much more fun than liking the hot jacked dude everyone likes lol

i decided to check out the dano in motion and the way he speaks is so soothing. i can almost ignore the fact that he's talking to an actual bridge troll. i love that he just can't be amped to act like an adderall-high creature with such a gentle man in front of him.

No. 204589

File: 1652014687949.jpeg (359.32 KB, 2048x1849, 9359D92F-F90D-438A-AA00-7C019C…)

love him

No. 204594

File: 1652017360502.jpg (81.65 KB, 1000x563, AIA AMFAR_FULL ASSEMBLY_FINAL_…)


No. 204603

>>204594
I love it, what movie?

No. 204607


No. 204612

>>204569
What's he reading?

No. 204613

File: 1652021973105.jpeg (37.2 KB, 617x617, 4A57F6E2-2EE7-4400-9E3C-5DC21D…)


No. 204621

File: 1652024187824.png (395.06 KB, 405x655, -1.png)


No. 204672

>>204621
Oh golly sounds depressing

No. 204675

File: 1652044520211.jpeg (281.52 KB, 718x1024, CCCA7124-BC0B-46DF-91C3-823577…)

babes

No. 204684

File: 1652046801913.png (223.99 KB, 470x470, 8804B4C0-1446-44DE-A694-4CE4E7…)

his hips don’t lie

No. 204747

It seems like you all want to hurt Mr Dano, so you can hear him whine squirm.

Or is it the idea he seems so weak its like a little dog barking so you take enjoyment from that ?

No. 204753

Bump don't scroll down

No. 204777

>>204582
Yess! His voice is so calming and lovely. Man I love the unconventional thread. It’s nice seeing women enjoy weird crushes with each other without real-life judgement. It feels kind of like a little secret club.

No. 204872

>>204684
Is this movie as bad as they're making it seem?

No. 204886

File: 1652127361700.gif (1.74 MB, 500x281, tumblr_ot8sp39Kxx1tr6b3zo1_500…)

>>204872
I haven't seen it in a long time and while it wasn't fantastic I didn't think it was that bad either. Strangely enough this was the first movie I ever saw with him in it and it created mixed feelings–he's great at playing an asshole who is also strangely attractive, but it strangely made me sort of dislike him for a while. Obviously I'm come around.

This is one of those movies that people either love or hate (though I should also say I liked For Ellen and a lot of people hated that one too), without trying to spoil too much, but I'd say it's worth it to see him looking hot in full twink mode. Gif related.

No. 204901

>>204886
several points were made, thank you

No. 204924

>>204886
so hot

No. 204929

>>204886
the tongue wow um-

No. 204934

>>204886
he looks like such a good kisser

No. 204937

>>204886
Uff I really don't want to become a danofag but it's almost unavoidable at this point.

No. 204939

Lmao

No. 204945

File: 1652145062814.jpeg (87.17 KB, 1091x1163, B5285427-F9DE-4639-86B1-635392…)


No. 204956

I just finished okja and holy shit. I need to clarify before I go insane that bong is an amazing director and everything he touches turns to gold chefs kiss

AHHHHHHHHHH DANOS CHARACTER IS THE EPITOME OF THE FEMALE GAZE WOOOOOO

the tailored suit, the gentle voice, the kind demeanor, strong leader, A FUCKING NON VIOLENT ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST… I’m clawing at my seat chairs hes so attractive and sauve in this movie I think I just fell in love . Also his lil bellhopp outfit was so cute

No. 204958

>>204956
Samefag but I specifically loved his delivery in the bus, where he asserts to silver “either you respect the creed, or stop calling yourself an ALS , and get out of this bus.”

He was maintaining his gentle demeanor but the ENERGY he exuded was really badass (and it was hot) when he’s a gentleman but can put his foot down !!!!!!!!!

No. 204965

>>204956
Nona I understand. I have replayed that clip of him saying "Don't look back, just look at me" over and over an embarrassing amount of times

No. 205019

File: 1652172332635.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 218.51 KB, 828x919, 2B83B366-5101-44C3-956A-477DB0…)

Would fuck the Riddler indeed.

No. 205118

File: 1652209231616.jpg (697.84 KB, 1080x1726, Screenshot_20220510-011024_Twi…)

can't function, all i can think about is him

No. 205143

File: 1652216183854.png (1.47 MB, 1463x1030, i need him.PNG)

He's so cute filled out like this. I still prefer skinny Dano but this is good too…

No. 205145

>>205143
So true nonna

Lanky dano is great but dad-bod dano is also very cute

No. 205194

File: 1652232237821.jpeg (144.15 KB, 1334x750, 6E822D72-B4C7-45EE-B95A-18C335…)

>>205143
>>205145
All Dano’s are good Danos.

No. 205231

File: 1652243399433.jpg (100.97 KB, 683x765, 1.jpg)

i love this thread so much i have it bookmarked and i check it every night i love when it updates. thank you

No. 205242

>>205231
Same here sister

No. 205251

>>205231
Same but i feel kinda guilty for checking it at work, esp due to the Riddler posts. Not gonna stop though.

No. 205256

>>205251
Don’t feel guilty nonny. If it makes you feel better during work, go for it <3

No. 205260

File: 1652261347367.jpeg (468.97 KB, 4096x2424, 58CF0580-DC28-425F-95C2-3A3225…)

Just got done watching a movie a hour ago…

No. 205262

File: 1652263847941.png (64.1 KB, 354x243, Background.png)

reading that stupid reader/riddler S-TYPE fanfic on AO3… reader character laughs during sex and makes fun of her partner but is also insanely attracted to paul dano and wants to peg him. she's just like me…
(pic not rel, just a way to excuse this dumbass post)

No. 205263

File: 1652266814460.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 469.96 KB, 1409x2048, 1FFB95DA-FD8D-4650-A767-C39FA4…)


No. 205269

File: 1652271691672.webm (2.06 MB, 576x576, B2Dd6Bmvhvc8jNbC.webm)

riddy is so cute. his oversized jacket and the mask/glasses combo does something to me. I just wanna give him a big hug and listen to him breathe.

>>205231
same i love this thread so much it makes me so happy

No. 205356

File: 1652303731878.gif (2.96 MB, 482x271, tumblr_osfnq7mGi11tr6b3zo3_500…)

whew

No. 205357

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No. 205358

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No. 205361

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No. 205363

>>205357
anon I'm losing my goddamn mind

No. 205371

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riddlebat

No. 205388

>>205361
Oh good lord

No. 205394

>>205361
AYOOOOOO!;!!3?2!3!!?

No. 205404

>>205358
Thank you for posting this excellent gifset.

No. 205436

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do you girls have… more pictures of drawn Dano like this… I haven't even watch The Batman before

No. 205437

>>205356
Context?

No. 205440

>>192480
T-that hand……

No. 205444

>>205436
The concept is kinda hot, but Battinson looks too twinky. Should've been bigger and buffer for it to be perfect

No. 205447

>>205361
good lord nonna what is this from?

No. 205449

>>205436
Hot. Post moar

No. 205453

File: 1652337600018.gif (6.88 MB, 596x434, tumblr_89078a45d3120ea2092cb42…)

>>205437
>>205447
The Ballad of Jack and Rose? Couldn't find the original gifset that anon posted here though
https://danowh0re.tumblr.com/post/682377609594699776/thaddius-gifs-or-icons-ill-be-grateful-for

No. 205457

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How bad can i be

No. 205464

>>205457
why is he so mischievous here

No. 205467

>>205447
>>205437
>>205453
as another anon said it's from The Ballad of Jack and Rose. I haven't seen this so I don't know wtf is going on context wise but paul is making out with someone so I don't care. here's the original post: https://faggghaggg.tumblr.com/post/162487323294

No. 205478

>>205457
Bro is scheming

No. 205481

>>205357
>>205358
>>205361
Yo is he eyeing that vouyer in red as he gets head? That's extremely hot

No. 205483

>>205436
These are from lacryboy on Twitter. He's been doing a lot of them lately. Unfortunately he draws one of them with vaginas sometimes,so beware

No. 205488

File: 1652362169638.gif (8.25 MB, 540x500, riddlr.gif)

he looks so cute when he's about to cry. i want to chew on him like the rubber on the end of a pencil. i want to cup my hands around his face and kiss the graze on his cheek. i want to run my hands through his sweaty hair. i am deranged.

No. 205489

>>205483
ew. the amount of degen art you have to scroll through to find the riddler shit isn't worth it.

>>205488
i deserve him.

No. 205492

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>>205483
i personally like riddler with a pussy

No. 205494

>>205492
It's sad because I know this is supposed to be tranny shit, but I'll just pretend it's a gnc girl Dano

No. 205498

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>>205483
I really don't know about artists or fandoms really, I just want to see more drawings of the riddler (doesn't have to be yaoi)
Idk why he does it for me kek

No. 205500

>>205436
>>205492
You don't understand, this is 100% pure nostalgia pairing for me, it really reminds me of me being in middle school and pairing Sasuke x Naruto or Light x L

No. 205501

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>>205498
Here's one for you

No. 205503

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>>205494
same. it's annoying how you see it everywhere with riddlebat fanart. ed does look really cute in this one though and if i just pretend Bruce is me then it's fine

No. 205507

>>205492
terrible taste

No. 205516

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>>205507
the heart wants what it wants

No. 205518

>>205516
I’m in hysterics at this fuckinf image

No. 205519

>>205488
Perfect wording nonny, everyone wants to chew on him

No. 205525

>>205444
It's Lacryboy what did you expect

No. 205526

>>205525
fujo fakebois he/him in bio ruined the riddler fandom for me …!!!!

No. 205533

>>205526
So true, this thread remains a beacon of light. It's upsetting because I hadn't been the fan of a genderfied character/actor/movie for a long time.

No. 205534

>>205533
We're all degens but it somehow feels like the only place to sperg over an actor in a normal way without seeing shit like "my little meow meow…he's so gender…"
Even that 20-chapter-long riddlebat fic posted a couple of times in here made the riddler dislike being called "man" and "dude" kek.

No. 205535

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GOD he looks so nerdy and normal and sweet i want him so bad

No. 205543

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>>205535
same nonny he was a sweetheart in this film. the long shaggy hair and dorky glasses looked adorable on him.

No. 205544

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>>205543
extra gif because why not

No. 205545

>>205534
>he’s so gender
god this phrasing makes me see red. wtf does it mean?! shut upp it’s so stupid

No. 205567

>>205488
I wonder what's the function of that metal collar? It seems large enough that he could remove it just by slipping his head through. I'm not against it though, just asking.

No. 205573

>>205481
I'm glad I'm not the only one to find that hot. And yes, he is, he knows she's watching him.

>>205543
He was super cute but man this movie sucked.

>>205567
I don't remember the exact explanation but it is supposed to limit movement because the collar thing would be attached to a chain that is also attached to his hands/ankle. So he'd have some freedom of movement but wouldn't be able to get up and move around quickly or easily, if he wanted to.

No. 205606

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if i could make gifs, i would've made one of the moment he looks up from the piano.

No. 205607

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Any nonas here have listened to Paul's band?
I listened to this podcast where they play every song with comments in-between, but it's available on Bandcamp. The Danofagging is crazy tho, they say it's amazing when it's just a little above average IMO. Anyone else want to share their review with the class?

No. 205648

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>>205573
Yes, but couldn't he just bow down his head an the collar will slip, and he will be able to move his hands down

No. 205651

Riddlebat awakens my inner fujo

No. 205665

>>205651
Give in nona

No. 205669

>>205651
>>205544
Which movie is this one from

No. 205677

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i finally got around to watching there will be blood today. I loved it. The film itself is amazing, I was on the edge of my seat the whole way through. ngl daniel was giving me dilf vibes at the start and i really started liking him but he became a huge dick at the end, I loved how the film sets him up to be someone you sympathise for and then he slowly gets more and more demented with his greed. i grinned the whole way though eli getting beaten up of course. the way he was shouting at daniel to say he was a sinner louder was perfect. eli's outfit at the end tho like that huge cross he wears…why was that hot like it's so gaudy and pompous…he looked so good. i usually have a hard time sitting through a long film but this one kept my attention. also just realised eli kinda looks like reviewbrah KEK

No. 205678

>>205648
I think how it's supposed to function is that the chain is short enough that he can't. So basically he'd be comfortable sitting but would barely be able to move if he tried to take it off or get up. I guess this contradicts the scene then. The reality is they put it there for the fujos to enjoy. I'm grateful that they did.

>>205677
I love that Daniel forced him to humiliate himself, so hot. Also yes it was a fantastic movie and, off topic, DDL looked great too.

No. 205755

>>205669
i think explicit ills

No. 205788

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he makes me smile so much

No. 205793

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i started watching batman and i can't express how much i want him to breathe right into my ear and say awful things to me with the voice changer on

No. 205794

>>205793
right?? I saw this the other weekend and I understand danofags now, he was one of the few things I enjoyed about the movie but I would watch again for his scenes.

No. 205795

>>205793
there's something endearing about his Riddler suit with the plastic glasses on top.

No. 205806

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Sigh, so I am on twitter browsing danofags and riddlerfags and I am fed up already
I normally don’t interact with fandom people of that kind or with teenagers, and I hated those from time being a teen myself
So that’s
A little painful
I thought I could ignore that, because I know it’s natural and inevitable, but I alog internally every time I see queerspecial shit and stuff like that, oh I want to cry

No. 205822

>>205788
Literal perfection.

No. 205826

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>>205795
for real. i love his beady little dark eyes behind those nerdy glasses. the mask really emphasises them like it feels more intimate when he looks at you. his big oversized jacket makes him look so cute to me too but he's also menacing in a way like he would probably tower over me and tackle me to the ground easily.

No. 205828

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>>205826
sorry im in full riddler brainrot right now. why does he look so adorable sitting on his knees like that aaa

No. 205831

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Hey anons, want to see how much taller he is than you? ♥
https://www.filmbug.com/db/342223/height
Alternatively, I’d recommend marking the wall with a piece of tape
If you aren’t already crazy for doing this, you will go insane
10 Riddlers/10

No. 205842

>>205607
I like it, idk what I expected them to sound like but I like that they're kinda alt-leaning (And since I mostly listen to emo bands anyway it fits well into my playlists lol)

vidrel is my favorite. The instrumentals are haunting but also catchy with the plucking, and his voice going from super soft to more gravelly, ahhh.
Love Hooded Hawks (https://youtu.be/OsP3XqsHUcE) too, especially the guitar section starting at 1:58. Personally prefer the EP version for both of these.
Lastly I also rec From Underground (https://youtu.be/4-pEEYPV3AA), the first half is pretty kino.

Also, do you recommend that podcast? Just looked it up and they've got a ton of episodes

No. 205843

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No. 205845

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No. 205846

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cute scarf

No. 205856

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>>205831
Hehehehehe
>>204945
He looks so cute here I wanna hug him
>>205535
This is now one of my favorite Dano pics. He's just perfect here

No. 205858

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>>205831
thank you nonna what an excellent resource. i kinda wish i was shorter so he could look down on me more but oh well.

No. 205862

>>205858
You’ll have an easier time holding hands with him anon <3 Plus the closer eye contact is a must!(<3)

No. 205863

>>205845
Send me straight to hell if that's what the devil looks like.

No. 205869

>>205793
There is something that is so cold and calculating, yet (hear me out) angelic about his eyes. It’s weirdly magnified by his frames too.

If anyone else can expand on this, please do. I can’t really articulate it rn.

No. 205872

This edit.

No. 205880

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>>205842
I like the same songs you listed! Tbh I found it enjoyable just nothing amazing. I like that he doesn't make a big deal out of his music at all unlike other Hollywood-tards who have turn everything into a business. I also find it interesting that two of his main artistic outlets are acting and singing, which are the most vulnerable you can be imo, but he's pretty reserved and introverted.

I like the podcast. They're moderate Dano-fags so I like hearing what other fans have to say about whichever movie of his I just watched.

Tubby pic semi-related.

No. 205885

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Bong Joon-Ho has to be a Danofag. Every character in Okja is a parody, including Jay, but the way he's characterized with all these cool, calm and collected moments reads like fanservice kek. Like he thought Dano was just so handsome but never got to play dark-and-mysterious hot guys.

The scene where he goes down the emergency ladder and changes from the hotel uniform. "Don't look back, just look at me" and the way he was caring for the little kid towards the end. The fact that he had black hair and this sleek back suit the whole time. Then gets beat up in a sexy way so you feel like you wanna take care of him. Sigh.

No. 205904

>>205885
YES. Every aspect of danos character in okja is so attractive

I hate the way people us this phrase sometimes but it’s very female gaze-y, it’s enticing in that way

No. 205905

>>205885
same fag but even the way he kicked his translator guy was hot. The heavy breathing and the gasping his words inbetween kicks. I’m going full degen rn

No. 205911

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>>205885
jay is perfect. he’s literally my ideal man. looks like paul dano, vegan, has a strict and unconventional ethical code that he lives by, compassionate and protective towards vulnerable creatures, willing to put himself in harm’s way to protect other living beings, nice style, soft-spoken. i almost wanna die cause there are practically no men like this irl.

also he has just a slight tummy in this role that’s visible when it’s pressing against his fitted shirt and it makes me hngmmgngng

No. 205916

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>>205831
i'm blushing

No. 205925

>>205872
Okay wow whoever made this has professional-tier skills. This is so great i'm dying.

No. 205941

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>>205904
>>205911
Jay definitely feels like a more low-key version of a Korean drama/manhwa/idol guy created to be popular with women. The scene where he beats up K in a super cold and unpredictable way reminded me of my middle school days reading about hot and brooding characters who were violent with everyone else but not with the one they loved kek.

No. 205998

Post more drawings of the riddler please I don't use social media and don't know how to find them

No. 206007

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>>205911
nonny…im never going to be able to watch this film without thinking about how hot his lower stomach pressing up against his shirt looks…how dare you you're driving me to sin. it makes me wanna squeeze his soft waist and poke at him like a piece of dough

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>>205998
as you wish nonna

No. 206062

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>>205998
Check the /cm/ dano riddler thread
>inb4 4chan
worth it for him

No. 206070

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>>206062
not the anon but omg thank you so much. i didn't know how to find fanart without seeing all those genderspecials and cringe edits

No. 206079

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diner date with eddie when?

No. 206090

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>>206070
You're welcome. There's 3 threads for the riddler and one for other Dano characters up right now. They're just as obsessed. Although probably a lot of the best stuff has already been posted here

No. 206108

Fuck, I knew the riddler in the new Batman reminded me of another character. Zero from 999.

No. 206111

>>206090
Different anon. Here’s an archive of the first thread too: https://boards.4channel.org/cm/thread/3695991/the-riddler

No. 206121

>>206090
>>206111
I wonder how many of those posters are women and if they'd been hiding all this time from the male tourists that now plague the board

No. 206124

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I love that even in War and Peace they managed to cast him as an outsider autist. Bit of a difficult watch though, period pieces are such a bore.

No. 206132

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>>206121
I feel like cm has a high concentration of women tbh. maybe more than 50%. i'm so curious about the overlap between various more female-oriented boards and LC

No. 206144

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sad riddlebat is my shit

No. 206236

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>>206007
god i know. why is that gif so hot. his tummy drives me crazy

No. 206245

>>206236
Guys with lil’ pooches are hot af anon. You aren’t alone.

No. 206255

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>>205831
Nonas I’m so jealous. I wish I had a cute height difference with Paul Dano but I’m too huge.

No. 206262

>>206255
You’ll be able to dominate him a lot harder though. I’m jealous of you nonnie.

No. 206267

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Kinda salty hes almost a head taller

I have a bit of an ego about my height- I’m 5’7 which is really tall for an asian woman

I’m so used to towering over everyone in my area LOL everytime I see a six foot man I’m like damn, I’m actually not that tall in the grand scheme of things

No. 206268

>>206255
I actually wish he was a little manlet, I like the idea of dominating and I can't do it, practically speaking, when he's so tall. Also he looks like he should be a manlet.

No. 206272

>>206267
paki-chan is that you, but for real I'm asian as well its fun being as tall as most men here at just being 5'7

No. 206274

Nonas i just watched There will be blood and i can’t stop thinking about him getting beaten up and his high pitched screams when he’s dragged around and his hair is tugged and he’s beaten into the mud helplessly… his yelling… or when he’s humiliated into talk shit about his god when he’s so devoted, all for nothing. I’m so in love.

No. 206276

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>>205831
me at 6"

No. 206283

>>206267
I’m 5’8. You get to be the best of both worlds anon!

No. 206288

I just finished prisoners. It was pretty captivating, the second act sort of dragged on but other than that it was pretty good. Dano DELIVERS as usual. Even though he’s playing a stunted character, I found the unsure/high pitched voice he did kind of soothing.

Poor Alex bruh. Seeing him all bloodied up made me feel really bad. I wanted to reach through the screen and wipe his face with a towel and feed him some soup. The SFX makeup people went crazy on his beat up face, it looked really convincing (and gross lol)

Also I cackled when the granny lady forced Hugh Jackman to drink the purple sedating drink. Anytime I see a purple drink I think of those stupid fucking lean memes LMAO

No. 206294

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Big thanks to all the nonnies who post their Danoverse reviews. I like hearing what you have to say about stuff I just watched or am about to watch.

No. 206295

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No. 206296

>>206295
I wish I was the mayor.

No. 206297

>>206296
I'd never lie to Riddler-chan…

No. 206298

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No. 206299

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No. 206301

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No. 206306

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No. 206313

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No. 206314

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kawaii

No. 206317

>>206314
Post moar pls

No. 206318

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hehehehe

No. 206319

>>206317
this is all I liked in the archived 4chan thread posted above! I need to go through the other threads though

No. 206320

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the cutest dork in all of Gotham

No. 206345

>>206274
Me too, nona. Guess I have a weird thing for men being humiliated and beat up and vulnerable, and Dano's characters just cater to that in most of his movies. Half the time ITT I'm cringing though at the Riddler stuff bc it's embarrassingly cutesy and/or straight up porn but I keep coming back anyway. Don't take it too personally, nonas, this is the good kind of cringe.

No. 206385

>>206318
Oh my god.

No. 206391

>>193681
>>199775
Cute lil’ butt.

No. 206393

File: 1652644297024.png (1.36 MB, 1236x910, jbghjvf.PNG)

he's so charming idc if he looks like a 19th century bloated faggot in this

No. 206394

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>>206393
goth furby lookin ass

No. 206395

Finished Love & Mercy; I really liked it plus lots of distressed Dano showing skin. & Something definitely borderline bouncing in his underwear when he walked. Boy was packing something. I know what I saw.

No. 206396

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>>206394
taking these screenshots to save you all from watching this (unless russian aristocracy politics are your thing i guess).

>>206395
anon don't be shy, find receipts

No. 206400

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stupid little hat

No. 206401

>>206394
He legit looks Russian.

>>206395
You can't just say things like that without providing proof.

No. 206402

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POV russian dano tries to convince you to become a freemason

No. 206406

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No. 206409

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i should stop

No. 206412

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love a man who looks like a little mint candy

No. 206413

>>206409
pls don't stop. I love him. I'm still yet to see war and peace but I love Pierre with all my heart. Paul looks so good in his goofy period costume and round glasses.

No. 206414

>>206409
Don't stop this is cute.

No. 206418

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>>206413
>>206414
<3 i'll keep going for you anons.
i think i'm finally starting to enjoy the story more. i want russian dano to be happy at some point though… (no spoilies, i haven't read the door stopper that is war&peace kek)

No. 206419

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BTW, any brits wanna comment on his british accent?
i heard brits say his accent was great because he didn't try to sound stereotypically british + it made sense for his character to sound way less posh then the rest. but idk, i haven't heard every single way of speaking british english out there…

No. 206420

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No. 206421

>>206409
his hair looks so soft like this why does he looks so adorable ghghhghg i want to run my hands through it and watch him smile

No. 206425

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Help

No. 206427

>>206419
I adore his hair here.

>>206425
It was both satisfying and hot seeing his character get beat up, should have gone on longer…for various reasons.

No. 206429

>>206425
I always forget this movie exists. Maybe my fragile psyche isn't ready to see racist Dano yet…

No. 206435

>>206412
FUCKKKK HES SO CUTE

No. 206436

>>206425
Hearing this will kill me instantly. What movie is it?

No. 206437

>>206313
This reminded me- I wonder how they will style riddler for the next movie? Will they keep the same look or change it since he’s in prison? Like grown out hair, maybe more gaunt looking due to prison food being shit? What do y’all think, Nonas

I think that might be wishiful thinking on my end cause if I see long hair lankydano on the full screen in the year 2023 I will have a seizure

No. 206438

>>206436
12 years a slave, he plays a racist southerner. But he does get beatup which is a plus I guess

No. 206439

>>206425
This is THE WORST THING I will ever confess but I have replayed the sound he makes at 1:10 an embarrassing amount of times.

No. 206443

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This part… I love his silly little IDs (notice the parts? kek) and that line.

No. 206444

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I need him.

No. 206446

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(close ups of the IDs if anyone's curious)

No. 206447

>>206439
no shame from me anon. similarly I've played the cute noises he makes after getting kicked in the balls too many times than I'd like to admit.

No. 206448

>>206439
You’d love him like this, wouldn’t you nonnie?

No. 206450

>>206437
Are they going to bring him back? I can see him going all lanky again (since it seems he gained weight for this role, which fits the character) or getting even fatter, always a plus for those who appreciate fatDano.

>>206439
>>206447
I too love the screaming and squealing sounds he makes, more movies need this.

No. 206451

>>206444
Imagine lying next to him as he looks you up and down like this heheeehhhh

No. 206452

>>206451
Riddle my [redacted] Eddie

No. 206453

>>206409
this has to be one of the cutest pictures i’ve seen of him holy shit. his face is so beautiful to me

No. 206454

>>206437
I'm afraid of them pushing Riddler aside for not being as…idk, crowd-pulling as Joker or other villains? I'm used to seeing retarded disappointing moves when it comes to capeshit…
I hope they don't and bring him back with a different (but still disturbing) look. Probably not fatter D