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No. 107593

Previous: >>86886

Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly,creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

No. 107595

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Obviously there's a lot of great and non-shameful husbandos from GoT but something about this motherfucker just gets me going.

No. 107596

Theon or Reek ?

No. 107597

Uh, Theon.
I'm only on Season 2 btw.

No. 107598

oh you poor baby

No. 107607

Who tf is that op? Your cousin?

No. 107612

File: 1549559258158.jpg (53.99 KB, 682x1024, David_Firth.jpg)

kind of shameful because he's not conventionally attractive and is best known as the guy who made salad fingers. when i was younger i thought he was pretty weird-looking, but i recently watched an interview he did with a youtuber and i crushed so hard. guys who are really artsy and creative and not up their ass about it are pretty rare. 10/10 would marry

No. 107613

Oh my god anon he was my biggest crush when I was like 14.He's so funny genuine and talented.

No. 107618

Hotdiggetydemon, a youtuber

No. 107619

I recently saw that interview he did in an old abandoned house and he does seem really down-to-earth. I'm also generally into unconventional looking guys. Would.

No. 107625

File: 1549571278320.jpg (144.43 KB, 800x531, robertmorgan_b.jpg)

In a similar vein to David Firth anon, I had the biggest crush on Robert Morgan as a teen and really looked up to him. Still have a slight nostalgia crush even though he's a boomer now.

No. 107626


It's ok anon, he's gen x.

unless you mean boomer like that "30 year old boomer" meme? as in someone who acts like an old person but isn't?

No. 107627

File: 1549572488770.jpg (98.23 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

I just meant boomer in the meme sense but jokingly, since he is middle aged and thus too old for me. Though, still oddly cute despite his age IMO.

No. 107628

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No. 107640

Ick, bitch

No. 107642

File: 1549583488166.jpg (397.21 KB, 667x1000, bio_kyo.jpg)

Ashamed, because I still have the same taste like some (pre)teen weeb.
He's so short and so ugly, he probably hates women (especially foreign ones), but his body is just so hot… The fact that he always looks pissed off doesn't help either.

No. 107655

first post also worst post

No. 107656

Physically I'm unashamed because this type is expected of me from people I know.
But personality wise he seems to be garbage, and what with all the drama I'm embarrassed.

No. 107663

I laughed. Shortstack is so ugly and bitter but he looks especially retarded in this picture you posted. You do you, anon.

No. 107674

File: 1549611803941.jpg (33.27 KB, 289x398, Derrick-Jensen-bio.jpg)

>Derrick Jensen
he seems so nice,I just want to hold him and tell him that its all gonna be okay

No. 107680

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No. 107682

Who is that? Reverse google search doesn't give me results for this pic

No. 107683

who is that?

No. 107684

wash him with a hose and it'll be fine

No. 107685

edwin costa

No. 107686

a kpop boy named edawn

No. 107706

This guy looks like asian yung lean

No. 107715

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At least I understand a lot more about computer hardware now.

No. 107735

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No. 107742

No shame for you Anon. He seems like the rare guy that would genuinely appreciate women.

No. 107745

Derrick Jensen seems like a great guy who really seems like that he cares for women but from his writings you can see that he hold so much obvious disdain for the human race as a whole
he seems like the type of guy who would be happy If all of humanity died in a nuclear war

No. 107753

Same tho. We could hold hands while the radiation sickness took hold.

No. 107754

Never heard about this writer but he seems promising from a quick glance at a goodreads page. What would you guys rec? Sage for ot

No. 107757

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I love that Max Gilardi is the thread pic, cause I'd 100% let 2013 Max get it, black nails and everything.

No. 107775

can i ask why?
his personality and his looks are both awful

No. 107780

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Maybe not too shameful, I just find it funny that there’s a thread with Alex on /ck/ and a bunch of anons are complaining about how effeminate and Jewish he looks. Personally I love this type of look.

No. 107782

Idk, there's something attractive about him. At least how he looked back then, I don't know if I can vibe with the thread pic/whatever he probably looks like now.

But I do realize he isn't conventionally attractive and leaves a lot to be desired personality-wise, hence the shame.

No. 107799

File: 1549743075270.jpeg (247.2 KB, 618x412, 84CB9512-03A3-4A0E-A932-EADA17…)

GOT has a lot of underrated dudes. Pic related. I was obsessed with Ramsay for a week, for some reason. I think it was because of the Telltale game and his facial hair. The latter makes him look less like a hobbit.

Also Stannis.

No. 107810

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Excellent taste anon.

Still a fan of pic related when he's all dirty and smelly, covered in bodily fluids with a festering stump.

No. 107829

His actor was great in Misfits. Almost made me want an autismo bf

No. 107837

File: 1549773081967.jpg (91.62 KB, 900x750, 235.jpg)

john slattery

No. 107902

File: 1549853054929.gif (1.63 MB, 400x260, mikestoklasa.gif)

I wanna boink Mike Stoklasa and have him say mean things to me during.

No. 107914

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I have a crush on my nephew,its so weird because he looks more or less like his father(my older brother) and I'm not attracted to him at all but Just a hug from my nephew last week has me daydreaming about him

for any wondering he's 17 and I just turned 25 about a week ago on Feb 2nd but he looks a lot older then he actually is

No. 107917

Stop posting about this in all the threads. We don’t care about your incestual pedophilic tendencies.

No. 107918

I posted this on only one other thread
also while I am deeply am ashamed of my crush It is not at all pedophilic

No. 107919

this is like the third time i've seen you post about this. You should talk about it to a therapist. This isn't normal.

No. 107920

It's bad enough you posted about your nephew on the impossible, retarded crush thread, but you just had to post on this thread, about MEN YOU WANT TO FUCK? Christ. Please get help and stay the fuck away from your nephew

No. 107922

How old was he when you first started feeling attracted to him? That is why people are concerned it is pedophilic. Stay away from your nephew and meet someone closer in age.

No. 107927

>stay the fuck away from your nephew
I do,I try to avoid all interactions with him

>How old was he when you first started feeling attracted to him? That is why people are concerned it is pedophilic.
when he was about 16 or so and listen he did not look like a typical 16 year old
he had chest hair,a wide upper body and a strong jawline

No. 107949

Alex is the cutest, anons are jealous lmao

No. 107952

File: 1549899836690.jpg (119.1 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

I have feelings for him

No. 107987

File: 1549935399233.jpg (329.24 KB, 800x533, SIL-SLH-012614.4.jpg)

I want him to bang me in that office attire.

He's so below average and walmart-tier but I like the dead expression he has on his face sometimes. And his weird, wide cheshire cat mouth does something to me. At least he's tall which I have a thing for so that he could tower over me.

No. 107996

Dude are you me?

I had a really big crush on Ders when I marathoned Workaholics last year. He’s very weird looking and his character is a total loser but would still definitely smash. The fact that’s he’s tall helps.

No. 107997

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I know that this is probably more suited for the husbando thread but I’m actually more embarrassed that I’d be willing to fuck Trevor despite his mannerisms rather than the fact that’s he fictional. He needs to take a shower first though. Ah well. At least his VA is hot while still kinda looking like him

While we’re on the subject of fictional characters with terrible hygiene that still manage to be fuckable, Charlie Kelly deserves a mention. But Always Sunny has already been brought up in these threads.

How is this bad other than the fact that he’s kinda old? He can totally get it. Not shameful at all.

No. 107999

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I love Trevor, but I agree about the shower. On a side note, I was kind of sad there was no suitable husbando in RDR2. I liked Arthur a lot, but he lacks some deeper conflicts aside from "I am a criminal but I want to be good uwu". John is kind of hot, but he also annoys me. Micah has the evil spirit I need, but he is ugly and, unlike Trevor, not funny evil.

Pic related is probably another choice we can agree on. I also liked The Father from Far Cry 5, but he didn’t get enough attention. He seems to be back in Far Cry New Dawn, though.

No. 108002

pat is such a qt and he's got such a great sense of humor too. you've got top tier taste anon

No. 108006

he's not below average

No. 108025

k well that's your opinion. he's dime a dozen here in america.

No. 108031

No. 108043

File: 1550016782288.jpg (12.54 KB, 300x300, harvey-weinstein-507505-1-402.…)

welp. :(
if fucking this was all it took for me to become a A list celebrity, meh

No. 108045

Good one. If Emma Watsons unremarkable clammy ass could satisfy him enough to make her A list, Id blow that old geezers mind and be set for life

No. 108049

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I want to peg him

No. 108050

File: 1550021839641.jpg (39.83 KB, 1200x675, hi.jpg)

Michael Shannon. I liked him a lot in Boardwalk Empire. Saw him recently in The Shape of Water, too. Obviously was a nasty dude in that.

He looks kinda like my fiancé which probably confuses my brain, coupled with the fact that the characters he plays are typically morally defunct and mean.

No. 108052

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i don't find javier bardem attractive in any other role or as himself

No. 108053

understandable, he's probably a moaner

No. 108054

Did you read the book? I loved Chigurh in the book before I saw the movie. Javier did a great job

No. 108056

Gross. Who is that? He looks gay.

No. 108059

Rice Gum

No. 108060

You should be ashamed, if only because he's borderline retarded.

No. 108070

Oh shit I didn't even recognize his stupid mug. Yeah thats…wow op wew

No. 108071

i thought ricegum was pretty cute and then i heard him speak. now i have lupus

No. 108073

lmao if you're gonna go for a weinstein, go for that math investor guy another anon posted in the last thread

i thought a hypothetical 3some with him and michael would be fun. yo i hope they come back for the next gta

No. 108075

I don't care how much of man you think he is,he is underage and your goddam nephew
having sex with him would be the same as having sex with your son

No. 108092

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No. 108093

>but he looks a lot older then he actually is
>he did not look like a typical 16 year old
this is typical predator rhetoric.
sounds like you're an ephebophile, get some help and stop trying to justify your bs.

No. 108094

Wait that's a man?

No. 108095

File: 1550065944161.png (Spoiler Image, 848.72 KB, 476x835, tol.PNG)

yeah, technically.

No. 108096

Is he a transsexual who had surgery? I don't get wanting to fuck somenoe who has messed up their body like that.

No. 108097

he is post-op.
there are much stranger things out there that people would be willing to fuck. like ricegum.

No. 108122

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i'm not even that into older men but other than the "199 iq man DESTROYS the radfems" stuff listening to him talk is kinda sexy

No. 108126

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i think he's really cute in a goofy way but i realise this is "beauty is in the eye of beholder" sorta sitch

No. 108140

Are you into how he presents his thoughts or what? Cause his voice is like someone running text to speech on a deflating balloon.

No. 108143

every time I see him I think about that beef and salt diet of his kek, if you want to bone him, act fast bc he has 1.5 of his legs in the grave already

No. 108148

But he sounds like Kermit…

No. 108151

Trevor is gross, but at the same time I can't help but think that he'd be the most fiercely loyal, protective and loving bf ever. He could totally get it. After a shower, of course.

I've also had the biggest crush on Steven Ogg (Trevor's VA) ever since GTAV came out. I guess he fits the "ashamed to say you'd fuck"-category since he's pretty much old enough to be my dad.

He's super cute IMO. I really enjoy having his videos playing in the background while I do chores.

No. 108156

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Yeah, it really does. Visually I think JP looks handsome for his age but I wasn't expecting that voice at all.

And another vote for Alex French Guy Cooking. I don't see why it should be shameful but it seems like a lot of people think he's unattractive. He's adorable, a good cook, has a fun accent and looks like so many guys I've been attracted to in the past. Best of all he's a fan of DEENZ, so he's got good taste.

No. 108179

Listen I admit this crush is wrong and wish I didn't have it
but I am in no way a ephebophile he already has chest hair,a wide upper body and a strong jawline
he look like he's in his early 20's

No. 108181

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Kai Anderson from AHS:Cult (or any of the cult leaders played by Evan Peters from that season).
Especially weird cause I usually hate guys with dyed/long hair.

No. 108197

yeah, he has a typical old man voice but i'm into his attitude during interviews, it's weird. i had a crush who was similar to him personality-wise so maybe that's where it comes from

No. 108252

File: 1550194164955.jpg (48.21 KB, 739x540, Lazar.jpg)

Please tell me I'm not the only one who wants an out of this world experience with him

No. 108266

File: 1550213927892.jpg (28.49 KB, 400x300, tumblr_mpvue3STlk1rn7f7jo1_400…)

Buster Bluth

No. 108267

File: 1550217199783.jpg (262.63 KB, 1152x1545, post-bottom-min.jpg)

I'm not sure if he wasn't posted in the previous thread, but Post Malone. I know he has all those horrible face tattoos now, but even at his recent Grammy's performance I thought he was kind of cute. He seems like a nice guy too, but maybe I'm wrong. Shame he's a part of the soundcloud scene.
Dutch is pretty hot, too bad he goes completely bonkers and becomes genuinely unlikable. Javier looked cute sometimes?

No. 108270

He seems to be a sweet and loyal boyfriend. I think he is very cute

No. 108274

File: 1550230937374.jpeg (44.32 KB, 889x559, 51DD7489-BBBC-468C-9077-13A1F5…)

>Jens Spahn

Doubt anyone on here will know him (besides maybe some other german/eurofags), but basically he’s a gay German politician. Not a good one, though. In fact, he’s basically a complete piece of shit. But something about him makes me want to rip his clothes off and fuck him really hard. He also has a really awkward look on his face 90% of the time, which really triggers my inner domme.

No. 108276

File: 1550231597684.gif (2.89 MB, 540x494, pedro_alonso_berlin.gif)

Ever since watching Money Heist, I want him to pin me down and whisper dirty things to me
I can't even understand Spanish, but holy hell

No. 108280

same anon. I'm not into this music at all but he has an endearing character and stands out from this dumb scene. I'd make hin shower and brush his teeth though and ask for an std test just to be sure

No. 108283

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>his body is amazing

But yeah he looks low key autistic

No. 108288

No. 108291

No. 108305

Oh god I'm so completely embarrassed to remember I had a major crush on him, but I'm glad others share this weird taste (I agree with Charlie as well!)
I thought those same things too. It's always easier to imagine a fictional character being pretty perfect even with very obvious flaws.

No. 108338

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You are the definition of an ephebophile. Get off this thread and get some help ya sick bitch.

No. 108351

God ikr I'm so sick of her bringing it up every day. She needs help.

No. 108352

I will admit that my crush is very wrong but I am not a ephebophile
for me to be a ephebophile I I would be attracted to other Teenage boys
and I find teenage boys immature and still view them as children to a degree
Its only my nephew that I am attracted to who does not look like an adolescent and is very mature for his age

No. 108353

Oh my god shut up

No. 108368

File: 1550292311467.png (83.6 KB, 472x552, 11.png)

a "rapper" from my country

No. 108388

>very mature for his age

Why does every pedo use this line

No. 108393

I am not a pedophile
this is a serous accusation your making alright
I am attracted to young boys or teenage boys
I am not even attracted to young twink-ish looking guys

No. 108394

Do you think harping on this for so long will get people on your side? Go hang out with /ot/ anon who thinks 16-year-old boys with their "eager cocks" are the best and never go near teenagers again. Thanks.

No. 108395

how many Times do I have to say this ?

No. 108397

meant to write "I am not attracted to young boys or teenage boys">>108393

No. 108401

You sure do seem like you're defending this to the death, pedo-chan–oh, sorry, ephebo-chan. Don't you have a nephew to pine over?

No. 108406

Ur still incestuous, you sick bastard. Defend that

No. 108411

>I am attracted to young boys or teenage boys
that freudian slip lol.
just fuck off already, seriously.

No. 108416

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No. 108420

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Idk what it is about this dude but I want to slap him around and have him call me mommy

No. 108428

I'm not defending that
I admit that my crush on my nephew is extremely wrong on all levels
all I am saying is that I am not a ephebophile nor a pedophile

No. 108437

File: 1550373710073.png (85.13 KB, 427x640, chris.png)

Why don't you take a seat over there?

No. 108445

He always has that angry frowny face though and is constantly screaming. I don't know if it's just a persona but I couldn't get over that if I was near him.

No. 108460

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Stop being a fucking pedo either you are larping as a woman or you are the female version of a creepy pedo uncle that no one will love and die alone

Preppy dudes disgust me IRL but I’d like to have a fling with one

No. 108470

you've been defending yourself for 6 days but in the end he is 17 and you're 25. You're an ephebophile. Just admit that to yourself and leave that poor child alone.

No. 108479

nta but i have more issue with her cousin than anything else. ephebophile includes up to age 19, so it's not like when he's legal it will be less ephebophilic until his body is done changing. however they're fucking cousins.

No. 108481

In the end nobody would have cared too much if you only posted once in the crush thread. Yes he's underage, but your age difference is not that big and since you said you would never hit on him, okay.

But posting here, never letting it go and making up weird excuses about how old he looks (of course 17-year-olds look like young adults already) is what makes it so creepy.

No. 108487

File: 1550441610401.jpg (52.62 KB, 551x768, Seth-seth-green-5249275-551-76…)

I don't even find him funny. Ugh.

No. 108489

File: 1550442142839.png (221.59 KB, 617x466, 269.png)

He's very entertaining and honestly not that ugly at all. Good choice anon.

I will continue the nerdy youtuber trend - Tom Scott.

No. 108490

firm agree!

No. 108505

It's okay anon, I always thought he was cute too.

No. 108549

good fucking taste. i felt the same way and even my bf agreed while we were watching it together.

this might be the funniest post ott

No. 108592

File: 1550547211433.png (82.96 KB, 555x596, IMG_20190218_195958.png)

The dad from that muffin time song. Not any other version of him, just that version. I think his body was drawn too shapely.

No. 108595

lol you're boyfriend is a fruit

No. 108596

I have had a long time crush on JBP, I find his facial features attractive. He doesn't look that attractive anymore, as of late he looks gaunt/emaciated. But when he was younger he was gorgeous. Even in 2015 he was still pretty hot, when he was plumper and not dying

No. 108601

Are you serious? Holy shit.

No. 108610

File: 1550565477249.jpg (33.86 KB, 972x682, oWsZ8dW.jpg)

till my no.1 husbando since sehnsucht came out in 97

No. 108612

führe mich pls

No. 108622

File: 1550588390566.jpg (59.97 KB, 853x480, Harold-Kumar-Escape-from-Guant…)

Completely this, I want those arms

No. 108632

I started developing a small crush on him when he revealed on his website that he was not ashamed about the fact he was a virgin before marriage and is proud that he has only had relations with his wife and no one else
I don't agree with him on his politics but he kinda got my respect at practicing what he preaches
and when he did reveal that he a virgin before marriage it was kinda shocking seeing all the "woke" bros I knew online
making fun of him for being a virgin and started insinuating that his wife cheated on him or was unfaithful to him or lied to him
It kinda made me bad feel for him and like him even more
and also the arms

No. 108653

File: 1550606668387.jpg (12.58 KB, 250x197, david wallace.jpg)

David Wallace from The Office.

I'd suck it.

No. 108656

for some reason geeky office guys kinda do it for me too.

idk why.

No. 108666

File: 1550613620613.jpg (1.04 MB, 2160x1440, lil-peep-16-lines.jpg)

I really can't get over him.
I am not obsessed or anything like that but I had two wet dreams last week. Send help

No. 108679

File: 1550619719698.png (439.54 KB, 536x536, nick_robinson.png)

hes probably been posted but whatever
he's such a piece of shit but ive dated guys who walk and talk like him, all with equally punchable faces. i hate him

No. 108680

Real nasty. At least dream abt Bones who doesnt look crusty with dyed hair and tats.

No. 108693


I was rewatching The Office recently and I found myself furiously nodding at Meredith telling him "your wife is a very lucky woman by the way"

No. 108698

File: 1550628476107.jpg (42.59 KB, 745x497, porter_robinson_credit_jasmine…)

his brother Porter is wayy cuter (and not a creep afaik)

No. 108703


No. 108713

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Shameful but i've been rewatching The Office and Dwight is my favourite character since he's so weird without giving a shit what people think. he is highkey ugly but something about his passion makes me like him.

No. 108714


You're not alone, anon. Dwight's pretty cute in a chubby, dorky, kind of way.

No. 108715

if he was chubbier maybe. his complexion makes him look too much like a junkie
and nick being a terrible person is most of the reason im ashamed to say i'd still fuck him

No. 108730

I think Dwight's really fucking cute too, anon! Rainn Wilson really pulls off sideburns imo, and that's a weakness of mine.

No. 108774

File: 1550694831815.jpg (28.87 KB, 704x396, Napoleon-Dynamite_704_1.jpg)

Jon heder anytime but especially as Napoleon Dynamite. His attitude and the moon boots just slay me.

No. 108775

I'd suck it anytime too, anon.

I love Rain Wilson. I'd get with him and/or Dwight Schrute all day.

No. 108782

File: 1550701333009.jpg (84.02 KB, 1000x671, 266004_full.jpg)

Recently watched Party Monster and thought Macaulay Culkin was kind of hot in his role of this bitchy, flamboyant, bisexual guy. I really want a faggy boyfriend but they're all 100% gay :(. Also this movie was such a fuckin trip…

No. 108800

>he'll never call you an idiot

No. 108808

i'm actually loling, god bless you anon

No. 108827

File: 1550749050045.jpg (24.67 KB, 980x615, Untitled-1-52.jpg)

Dan Avidan aka Danny Sexbang. I'm not really all that ashamed, but maybe I should be?

No. 108846

File: 1550775141387.png (445.71 KB, 466x466, JoshuaConnerMoon.png)

This is going to look like a troll post but I swear on my life that its not….I've been watching his streams on YouTube and null is so moe during them. I wanna sit next to him and shitpost together.

I'm also the person who posted about liking Sam Hyde last thread so I guess my type is just shitty edge lord dudes.

No. 108850

I agree anon, josh is funny and has a cute laugh to boot. Sam Hyde used to do it for me years ago before he got super bloated and hairy.

No. 108857

Nah he's a pretty conventionally attractive dude. The only thing that's shameful for me is how unfunny NSP is. And that I'm probably too old to watch old game grumps videos every now and then…

No. 108873

hes hot tho

No. 108963

File: 1550893155076.jpg (40.95 KB, 400x355, 9boExch1v67i9to1_400.jpg)

>tfw I'll never be able to go back in time to save him and protect his smile

Go easy on me, guys

No. 108964

hate these posts. they always feel so tumblr. killers shouldn't be allowed to be posted solely because it reeks of tumblr "TCC".

No. 108966

Your caption made it even worse

No. 108967


I don’t condone anything he did and I think all that flower crowny tumblr stuff is gross. But Dylan’s different from most of the other shooter guys because he was moreso just a sad guy who wanted to kill himself then a psychopath who wanted to kill other people. Not to say he isn’t responsible for what he did. It was fucked up.

But regardless, he is a cute.

No. 108968

File: 1550894301349.jpg (352.21 KB, 1339x2000, a534ab7fb7034710d520cfcd739dee…)

Not really ashamed to say Jackie Earle Hayley is hot as fuck, but he's not very conventionally attractive. Too bad his filmography is so small, he's a great actor

No. 108970

i dont know much about the columbine thing but iirc he was partially manipulated by eric, but still, based on having been in the position of a deeply depressed teen – being sad and depressed with shit self esteem means you want to be invisible/want to be forgotten, not draw massive amounts of attention to yourself by killing other kids. that takes a massive ego. and no he was not cute either. i don't believe these boys were as uwu sad as people want to believe. i think they were impulsive retards that deliberately wanted to feel more victimized and brooding than they actually were, and i think they both were very self important, just with a fixation on murder/suicide. there's no cute uwu sadboy in any male killer unless they were ruthlessly abused and killed out of self defense, and did not kill specifically to rack up a body count or do it for sexual pleasure or anything.

No. 108979

I hate that I kind of agree with you. Logically, I know he's awful but he seems like a fun person from his streams. During the Jonathan Yaniv one especially.
>tfw no tranny bashing moe bf

No. 108986

I do think he’s cute, too.
But I agree with >>108970. Most people on tumblr or twitter will go to great lengths to defend serial killers such as the columbine shooters or Ted Bundy, talk about how hot and interesting their personalities and how fascinating their personalities are when really, they just hate people and have no self control because they’re men and always had a ‘boys will be boys’ free pass.

>he was moreso just a sad guy who wanted to kill himself

There’s tons of people like that, yet they don’t go on a rampage. And it’s incredibly naive and apologetic to believe it was all just the bad influence of Eric.

No. 109025

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No. 109032

File: 1550945649222.jpg (616.47 KB, 2656x2656, 9b6a24ab57cfd7cd1fd9d615885c94…)

He's not ugly or anything. I actually think he's pretty cute, but his online personality is so obnoxious to me. And his hair looked stupid af like this. Thank god he cut it

No. 109053

I want Alvin the Chipmunk to crawl in in my pussy.

What a hunk!(You spelt penis wrong)

No. 109060

anon, most mass shooters were sad boys who wanted to kill themselves. i know you said you weren't defending him, but i just want to point out that Dylan isnt different just because he actually had friends and wasnt as much of a sperg as other mass shooters. he was still just as hateful as the rest of them. also there is plenty of evidence that dylan was just as enthusiastic about the shooting as eric was.

No. 109061

File: 1550957691174.jpg (129.11 KB, 900x1200, DgOrNgeWsAEsQ9L.jpg)

Good taste anon!! Pat is a such a qt, but I'm more of a BDG kind of girl…

No. 109070

cracks me up when people are like "uwu they were so deep and tortured u don't understand" like, they were asking people during the shooting if they believed in God and replying with "gods gay dude hurr hurr." they weren't particularly deep or intelligent, they were your average loser high school boys. if they'd been alive today they'd be those cringey screamers on Xbox live.

No. 109088

>calling murderous teenage boys cringey is armchair psychology


No. 109096

That movie had excellent casting aside from twinky Mathew Goode as Ozymadias. But even he wasn’t that bad. I’m no Zack Snyder fan but that movie really gets a lot of shit it doesn’t deserve. Sage for being off topic

No. 109099

That episode where he banged Alice
>ywn dom Ders on a office desk

No. 109102

I hate that fake smile of his. like, dude, it's okay to have a neutral expression every once in a while.

No. 109115

what pedo shit did he do anons? i dont keep up with him much

No. 109171

File: 1551069398645.jpg (70.04 KB, 397x609, adam gontier .jpg)

No. 109173

File: 1551077049899.png (294.48 KB, 285x464, 23140412_10213533989138343_129…)

This guy from the Yes Theory youtube channel could absolutely raw me. He's pretty average in looks and has a weird shaped body. But something about his accent and confidence makes me feral.

No. 109247

File: 1551142329252.jpg (114.55 KB, 1642x924, gettyimages-485996482.jpg)

Both of them.

No. 109249

File: 1551154611019.jpeg (5.99 KB, 282x179, images.jpeg)

I would seriously let Bryan Cranston hit it…bonus points if he dressed up like Walter White/Heisenberg

No. 109250

samefag as above


SAME. I feel like his face never changes…I have never even watched a video of his but something about him seems so….phony


ngl, anon….same


I would let Posty do awful things to me. Fell in love with him even more after I finally saw him live. Amazing, but maybe it was the acid…who knows…i won't ever forget it tho


Chiming in on this one too…the drummer is so ugly he's hot…would let him get it. But not the other one for some reason

No. 109278

Bryan can hit it. Walter is too much of a dad / pathetic in his meltdowns for me (amazing character and delivery tho). Tfw I will never get spitroasted by Bryan and Aaron/Jesse. I love Anna/Skylar, too. Maybe I should watch the show again and see if I'd change my mind

No. 109279

You know what, I change my mind. Bring on a whole BB orgy

No. 109281

File: 1551205571922.jpg (80.69 KB, 1280x720, big_1466544408_image.jpg)

Why is he so cute?

No. 109289

I have the opposite problem, I'm into older men and think he's good looking, but when he opens his mouth any possible feelings that could have developed have been nuked from orbit… and I'm a fucking conservative

No. 109310

bdg is adorable, no shame

No. 109331


Yas queen

No. 109476

File: 1551498351412.jpg (17.42 KB, 357x420, TgOmLNY.jpg)

No. 109485

Why? Hes dumb, has an annoying voice and is ugly all at the same time

No. 109493

lmao I was the anon who responded to that one pic where he's posing hard thirstily but this pic sorta burts my bubble. I get it tho, anon

No. 109497

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."

I'd fuck you too, Buffalo Bill.

Not really ashamed about it tho tbh.

No. 109501

I can understand this. Peterson was never unattractive imo, just old.

No. 109503

File: 1551565128128.png (3.88 MB, 4096x1728, k8vjv.png)

Dudes dressed up as ladies.

No. 110621

File: 1551590466139.jpg (117.62 KB, 1600x900, 0815_BenShapiro_PIMF_1600x900.…)

I want him to epically destroy my libtard pussy with FACTS and LOGIC.

For real though, I have a huge thing for short smug men. Help me.

No. 110623

>short smug men

Anon are you me? holy shit

No. 110627

File: 1551597710961.gif (Spoiler Image, 2.07 MB, 450x570, D1CA861D-527F-45E7-AA1E-ECA82F…)

God yes!
I want Jason Dardo to make me cry and spank me as Violet. Too bad he‘s actually ugly as shit though.

No. 110635

are you more into Drag Queens or Crossdressers who try to pass

No. 110641

File: 1551631765749.jpg (Spoiler Image, 109.93 KB, 880x580, 56698.jpg)

No. 110661

He's adorable, but I think he's on his way to becoming some sort of genderspecial, mark my words

No. 110678

do either of you happen to be the shkreli anon from one of the previous threads? ben shapiro always gave me shkreli-vibes since they're both so weaselly, so i'm curious.

No. 110687

Definitely drag queens for me (>>110627)

No. 110691

I respect your decision but I cannot see the appeal of Drag Queens
they look really weird to me under all that make up and breast forms
I would rather have a cute thin guy who tries to pass but isn't on hormones and also isn't a sissy

No. 110700

File: 1551702372932.jpg (25.36 KB, 343x438, ff870c52f217562a23a6ca661b4378…)

I mentioned him before
I'll miss him


No. 110717

File: 1551723480621.jpg (13.93 KB, 320x240, tve81876-19940516-2285.jpg)


Still can't believe it.
I always thought that he had a very memorable face.

No. 110727

(saged) Agreed 1000%. I don't mean to sound like an edgy 15 year old but god damn I want him to fuck me so bad. Is the telltale game any good?
Stannis the Mannis was pretty hot until… you know what happened.

Other under-appreciated GoT dudes:
>Jaqen H'ghar

Good post. All forms of Jaime are top tier.

No. 110731

File: 1551730385406.png (910.64 KB, 977x835, vHKpvLY.png)

thereportoftheweek, though i'm not ashamed at all, but people don't believe me when i say that i find him a lot more attractive than very conventionally attractive men

No. 110737

Ugh this. All my friends think im also joking. I think he would be so sweet as a boyfriend

No. 110740

File: 1551733780083.jpg (246.1 KB, 1200x1573, Cillian_Murphy_2014_cropped.jp…)

He's pretty old and usually looks crusty. He's so cute though.

No. 110757

I don't see why this should be shameful. He may not be Hollywood hot but reviewbrah seems really nice and he always looks clean.

No. 110759

File: 1551754033207.jpg (32.55 KB, 421x445, stingy.jpg)

I always think of the Lazytown character whenever I see this guy.

No. 110769

Not the anon that posted Shapiro but I posted Shkreli in the previous thread. I didn't know anything about this Shapiro dude til I was recommended a video of his last week. I watched it and found myself attracted to him in some way.

You're right though, they are similar in their smugness, superior "ha gotem" attitude, weaselly faces, trollishness.

No. 110782

Make that a third anon. Dont care for the libtard destroyer, but generally I love the trope of short men who are either smug af or have a power complex. Just finished a bara manga that was retarded but it got me going for short men

No. 110787

Might sound weird, but I want to paint his nails.
They're beautiful, even if a bit long.

No. 110790

File: 1551798131719.png (297.92 KB, 500x383, Vegeta-prince-vegeta-30778257-…)

4th anon. You know who I blame?

No. 110847

lmao same

No. 110849

File: 1551913149185.png (18.28 KB, 480x300, ppap_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bqul3cbh_…)

He's cute and i like pineapples

No. 110895

I actually got to meet the actual Michael Alig a while back. He’s definitely aged but doesn’t look bad for a guy who does drugs and has been in and out of jail.

No. 110896

I second this, anon.

You know what they say about guys who like pineapple….

No. 110899

File: 1552026385498.jpeg (65.27 KB, 411x594, CC0DED16-7F99-4684-8342-8F09D2…)

No. 110923

I'd buy Skyrim for my nonexistent smart fridge to bed him..

No. 110926

I like his light complexion. He looks really feminine and cute especially with the long nails. The only thing is he can't finger you with those talons without scraping your insides.

No. 110937

God tier (or should I say Todd tier?)


No. 110967

File: 1552184559591.png (1.74 MB, 1420x1122, jb.png)

i'm still sane enough in that i havent jacked off to animal house yet

this is cringe

No. 111008

File: 1552271320954.jpg (306.91 KB, 1200x1643, CQTVU6ZGVSFY6ZHJ7K6RRJ2I2E.jpg)

No. 111010

Have we ever gone a thread without mentioning Dahmer? Not that I'm complaining; he can get it.

I like that the man who was only interested in dead and/or zombified teenage boys is the one all these living women want to fuck. I hope it pisses hetero killers like Joel Rifkin off to no end.

No. 111013

He was gay though.

No. 111018

File: 1552301799757.jpg (75.81 KB, 768x512, Action-Bronson-Late-Night-Host…)

Action Bronson

No. 111019

So… ?

No. 111023

File: 1552311634841.jpg (154.57 KB, 1498x1072, Lil-Pump.jpg)

he's so stupid that it becomes endearing. like a dumb puppy…

No. 111025

wait why would it piss joel rifkin off?

No. 111033

>go to le girl 4 chan to try to understand once and for all what women find atractive
>maybe I might give women a chance again
>the "guys i think are hot" thread are either sociopaths, famous, dominate, or rich
>women hate threads on r9k were right once again
never change. stupid women.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 111035

File: 1552327013419.png (5.53 KB, 255x198, images.png)

Seems like you're the illiterate one since you don't know how to even reply

No. 111036

File: 1552327814928.jpeg (4.91 KB, 194x259, images-5.jpeg)

>mfw dumb scrotester kvetches about quality of men in a thread titled 'men you're ASHAMED to say you'd fuck'

No. 111038

This. We have a cute boy thread on /m/ if he wants that.
Also how would the men we discuss not be famous? Does he expect us to post people we know irl or something?
I do have some shirtless pics and creep shots of guys I know but am not immoral enough to post them. We're not like our male imageboard using counterparts in that respect.

No. 111039

perhaps they expect women to post creep shots of people they know IRL like they do

No. 111053

File: 1552352750340.png (280.06 KB, 620x358, unnamed-5-620x358.png)

He's not very good looking and he's a lot older than me but he's pretty funny and seems chill underneath his persona. He can get it.

No. 111054

File: 1552352901258.jpg (42.08 KB, 800x450, youwasattheclub.jpg)

i hate douches like this irl but i would go to the club for him

No. 111060

Anon I am in the same boat as you.

No. 111066

File: 1552391077267.jpg (39.32 KB, 640x427, fredrick-zoller-01.jpg)

He was such a qt in this movie. I get why Shosanna didn't want to fuck him, but also like… why didn't she.

No. 111067

he is pretty cute and was even quite friendly until the end where he forces himself on her

In different times/situations it could've worked

No. 111072

This 100%
also I'm Jewish but I always have a crush on the mean nazis, wtf is wrong with me

No. 111099

File: 1552479227765.jpeg (145.29 KB, 1200x800, c49ce76c-43b2-11e9-b5dc-9921d5…)

in light of recent events i would like to say that i would let him drug and rape me

No. 111102

Imagine hearing about a disgusting crime and not feeling sympathy for the victims, but instead thinking "hot I'm gonna write a post about how I want that to happen to me"

No. 111110

You‘re really gonna shame someone for their choice in the ‘men you’re ashamed to say you’d fuck’? really?

No. 111113

Nayrt but if someone says they want to be drugged and raped by what I'm assuming is a rapist, they're fair game. Freedom to post edgy shit means that anons are free to criticise and judge you on it too

No. 111118

There's people itt and other threads who talk about how they want to fuck Nazis and historical warlords. You don't get to pick and choose when to be moral.

No. 111119

File: 1552520648373.jpg (131.16 KB, 820x1049, 276-2763020_ice-disgusts-the-g…)

I don't know if this belongs here but I had a sex dream about the guh-gnome.

No. 111122

But would you fuck him?

No. 111124

File: 1552521504753.jpg (21.09 KB, 306x449, 4DDBB87600000578-5910991-image…)

Yes. I like short guys.

No. 111139

Yesss he's so hot! I'd fuck him too but I wouldn't be ashamed of it. I would rather brag about it and let everybody know kek

No. 111164

He's a good boy, he dindu nuffin
Also do you like real nazis or just movie nazis?

No. 111165

File: 1552600988989.jpg (24.29 KB, 450x450, xalton-brown.jpg.pagespeed.ic.…)

not necessarily ashamed because he's a great guy but i never tell people irl about my old man crushes because i don't want people to think i have a thing for old guys.

he wasn't physically attractive in the original good eats but damn he aged so well, considering most men age like milk lol. he's so funny and intelligent like i can't help it some old men just attract me when they're that way.

No. 111166

File: 1552601036783.jpg (21.96 KB, 300x300, E.jpg)

I would Hila too but see no shame in that.
I'm not even sure what it is. When he was running with that thicc boi joke I was unironically turned on, it's fucking awful.

There's a guy in one of my classes who looks like a blonde Shapiro and I thought of you girls.
He's even ~5'5" and smug during class discussions.

No. 111168

Did he drug and rape somebody though? I was under the impression that he just hired hookers

No. 111193

File: 1552656673438.jpeg (187.29 KB, 613x650, E18B8050-1B16-415D-A5AA-1299EC…)

Speaking of old men… totally would have fucked him when he was still alive. Especially as Snape.

No. 111195

Its a bit funny
before the movies came out no one really cared for Snape at all but thanks to Alan Rickman he became one of the most beloved characters and everyone on Tumblr loved and though he was such a great character
If anyone else but Alan Rickman had played him Snape would be viewed the same way Littlfinger is viewed

No. 111199

The thing is, I despise Snape’s personality, but love Rickman‘s interpretation and especially his clothes.
Alan Rickman is a great actor in general though. Loved him in Snow Cake (very underrated movie imo), as well.

I think there could have been other people playing Snape that would have been equally loved. But I’m glad Rickman got the job since he seemed like a genuinely nice guy and totally deserved all the appreciation he got for it.

No. 111216

He's so hot imo. He's become a bit more annoying lately but would still fuck.
Also would fuck Erik from Comment Etiquette.

No. 111229

File: 1552720402168.jpeg (96.24 KB, 1080x1080, A7467AB1-C4BB-4968-8A58-182AFE…)

Only ashamed because I’m a lesbo and I hate perpetuating the “you just have to find the right guy!” stereotype. I justify it by telling myself he’s pretty feminine and looks a lot like some of the soft butch/androgynous skinny nerdy white girls I’ve dated in the past.

No. 111230

best part of terrace house

No. 111233


I wanna destroy his pelvis :(

No. 111234


sorry for double post but i hope he doesnt… i know he paints his nails but i thought he was just comfortable enough with his masculinity. i hope he doesnt.

No. 111243

I just keep coming back to laugh at this post. Anon what do you see in this dude?

No. 111248

I too find him cute but I don't think this is unlikely.The fact that he has he/him unironically on his twitter profile while he is obviously male triggers me lol

No. 111256

File: 1552765724879.jpg (148.44 KB, 1200x900, CVCMw-MUAAA6_Wc.jpg)

Only ashamed because he looks like a mess, especially when he bleached his hair. I think his videos are really funny.

No. 111298


ughh i love him… ashamed and not so ashamed…

No. 111340

Anon are you me? His blond was kinda gross but it just made him hotter somehow… even the pineapple hair was a look

No. 111370

File: 1552940130723.jpg (168.55 KB, 1200x800, DMu580tUMAAgQD6.jpg)

Posting this for you anon.

No. 111372

File: 1552940682506.jpg (33.57 KB, 680x510, saidkfdj.jpg)

like i'm a dyke but damn ……. i have the hots for bruce, him in the jackal? yum and even now at 63? hell yeah

No. 111374

totally agree, he's super funny and i find him uncomfortably attractive when he's gross and sweaty…

No. 111384

File: 1552946429420.jpg (45.68 KB, 396x510, Jung_Joon-Young-p1.jpg)

me too anon, except I want to dry peg JJY instead.

No. 111402

>Imagine hearing about a disgusting crime and not feeling sympathy for the victims
Am I that abnormal if I actually am not disturbed or outraged over the news about Seungri and co.? I don't condone what the perpetrators did by any means but I don't know Bigbang that well and have absolutely no idea who any of the victims are so I'm emotionally detached to all of it.

For the record, I've watched a documentary about victims of sex trafficking and it was heartbreaking and nauseating because the trauma of the victims was depicted very clearly, but this, I feel almost nothing.

nta btw

No. 111428

File: 1552991463890.jpg (17.42 KB, 304x484, C_rmCb8UMAIVQcw.jpg)

he used to be pretty cute when he was younger. he kinda reminds me of my ex crush. sad

No. 111429

Yes yes yes. I was about to post him but here he is.

No. 111466

File: 1553036773466.jpg (36.53 KB, 620x413, Logan-Paul-736987.jpg)

I have always loathed beards on men and blonde men and typical "chads" but logan paul looks sorta hot rn? Am I ovulating?

No. 111470

File: 1553040345544.jpg (36.26 KB, 427x427, angel.jpg)

The pizza delivery guy from that one episode of Nathan for You.
I'm not even sure what the appeal is? Aside from that he seemed short. Every manlet stays in my heart I guess.

>am I ovulating?
The weird thing about the Pauls is that they just look…uncanny. Like they're aliens from some Chad planet.
And they act like it, too.

No. 111478

File: 1553057246881.jpeg (199.57 KB, 1080x1350, E395C205-D1CC-47BA-9233-D496D3…)

No. 111479

NAYRT but I dated a guy who looked so uncomfortably similar to them. Thin blonde hair, round almost buggy blue eyes, same face and jaw shape. He was weird but the sex was great. I think it's given me a strange fondness for them.

No. 111507

og reformed loganger here, reading your post made me realise my 1st crush could also be described as blonde, buggy eyed with a sorta dominant chin. huh, maybe that is my type after all? also i can't help feeling sorta bad for Logan after the whole 'there's holes in his brain' situation

No. 111540

Preg. I'd let him lie, let his sperm drop on his face from the condom and let him there saying that were the most awful performance ever.

I am sorry for the disgusting fantasy.

No. 111542

I don't keep up with him and I can't watch the video rn ,but is this legit?Like he has lied about having color blindness and I don't put it past him to set this thing up to make people feel sympathy for him.However,if it's true,I hope there's something to be done about it or that he is at least aware of the shit he does from now on

No. 111544

someone posted him in the last thread, so you aren't alone at least.

No. 111546

I mean pretending to have brain damage that causes lack of empathy is next level sociopath behaviour (which in turn could be caused by holes in his brain kek) so I'm inclined to believe it. Also iirc he is legit colourblind but severely exaggerated the extent/his reactions, probably the same is true for this.

No. 111551

File: 1553187363115.jpg (212.24 KB, 1242x1497, IMG_5051.JPG)

These indian guys that were posted on so many tik tok cringe pages

No. 111569

He looks like Woody Harrelson.

No. 111605

File: 1553295244849.jpeg (372.67 KB, 1657x1242, 70FBCFCB-BB45-462B-8D03-9DBD65…)

Past and present Varg… Lord forgive me for I have sinned.

No. 111608

File: 1553296487021.jpeg (61.07 KB, 800x450, 1FDFBF15-2964-469D-AA8F-5FAD6E…)

Am I the only one who thinks he’s cute…?

No. 111617

I don't know who that is but he looks like a toddler.

No. 111618

God I hate that I agree. Except present Varg looks like a homeless man.

No. 111620

It's Frederic Brennan (aka Hotweels), the dev who founded 8chan.
Pretty smart and cool guy but I agree, his condition makes him look like a kid.
Do you have a kink for disabled ppl >>111608 ? (Not throwing shade, I'm just curious)

No. 111621

It’s ok! I don’t have a disability fetish, but I think I do have some nurturing tendencies and sometimes feel a strange gravitation towards guys with disabilities or deformities, maybe because of that. I don’t know, he just seems sweet in his interviews and I think he has a cute face.

No. 111622

His face isn't that bad tbh but I'd assume sex would kill him

No. 111624

Apparently he's had sex according to a Q&A he did

No. 111625

File: 1553329517385.jpeg (86.21 KB, 333x514, 45794CEA-EC83-4567-A27E-34E857…)

He’s an awful troll who’s only made two albums I like and makes crappy art. However, I find his younger self to be pretty attractive.

No. 111654

File: 1553361419917.png (341.24 KB, 1040x700, B36305A1-0EE7-459A-BA1A-C89957…)

Mark Cuban. I’ve been binging Shark Tank and I wish I could touch his giant head. I love tall men and his money/expertise doesn’t hurt. Looking at his face I don’t really get it because he’s not attractive but I just find him so likable when he’s furrowing his brow and lounging in his chair with a ~business boner~ look on his face, and he gets so fiesty uhhhhn

No. 111656

File: 1553363315392.jpg (95.02 KB, 1280x720, varg.jpg)

I cannot take Varg seriously at all after seeing his YouTube videos going on and on about his weirdo beliefs while driving his car or being with his kids. All while often having questionable video editing with that same background he constantly recycles of those skeletons. He's a complete loon these days.

Varg was definitely a top-tier qt when he was younger though.

No. 111665

He's not the MOST handsome but he's not at all ugly, I understand why someone would be attracted to him.

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