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No. 107593

Previous: >>86886

Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly,creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

No. 107595

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Obviously there's a lot of great and non-shameful husbandos from GoT but something about this motherfucker just gets me going.

No. 107596

Theon or Reek ?

No. 107597

Uh, Theon.
I'm only on Season 2 btw.

No. 107598

oh you poor baby

No. 107607

Who tf is that op? Your cousin?

No. 107612

File: 1549559258158.jpg (53.99 KB, 682x1024, David_Firth.jpg)

kind of shameful because he's not conventionally attractive and is best known as the guy who made salad fingers. when i was younger i thought he was pretty weird-looking, but i recently watched an interview he did with a youtuber and i crushed so hard. guys who are really artsy and creative and not up their ass about it are pretty rare. 10/10 would marry

No. 107613

Oh my god anon he was my biggest crush when I was like 14.He's so funny genuine and talented.

No. 107618

Hotdiggetydemon, a youtuber

No. 107619

I recently saw that interview he did in an old abandoned house and he does seem really down-to-earth. I'm also generally into unconventional looking guys. Would.

No. 107625

File: 1549571278320.jpg (144.43 KB, 800x531, robertmorgan_b.jpg)

In a similar vein to David Firth anon, I had the biggest crush on Robert Morgan as a teen and really looked up to him. Still have a slight nostalgia crush even though he's a boomer now.

No. 107626


It's ok anon, he's gen x.

unless you mean boomer like that "30 year old boomer" meme? as in someone who acts like an old person but isn't?

No. 107627

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I just meant boomer in the meme sense but jokingly, since he is middle aged and thus too old for me. Though, still oddly cute despite his age IMO.

No. 107628

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No. 107640

Ick, bitch

No. 107642

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Ashamed, because I still have the same taste like some (pre)teen weeb.
He's so short and so ugly, he probably hates women (especially foreign ones), but his body is just so hot… The fact that he always looks pissed off doesn't help either.

No. 107655

first post also worst post

No. 107656

Physically I'm unashamed because this type is expected of me from people I know.
But personality wise he seems to be garbage, and what with all the drama I'm embarrassed.

No. 107663

I laughed. Shortstack is so ugly and bitter but he looks especially retarded in this picture you posted. You do you, anon.

No. 107674

File: 1549611803941.jpg (33.27 KB, 289x398, Derrick-Jensen-bio.jpg)

>Derrick Jensen
he seems so nice,I just want to hold him and tell him that its all gonna be okay

No. 107680

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No. 107682

Who is that? Reverse google search doesn't give me results for this pic

No. 107683

who is that?

No. 107684

wash him with a hose and it'll be fine

No. 107685

edwin costa

No. 107686

a kpop boy named edawn

No. 107706

This guy looks like asian yung lean

No. 107715

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At least I understand a lot more about computer hardware now.

No. 107735

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No. 107742

No shame for you Anon. He seems like the rare guy that would genuinely appreciate women.

No. 107745

Derrick Jensen seems like a great guy who really seems like that he cares for women but from his writings you can see that he hold so much obvious disdain for the human race as a whole
he seems like the type of guy who would be happy If all of humanity died in a nuclear war

No. 107753

Same tho. We could hold hands while the radiation sickness took hold.

No. 107754

Never heard about this writer but he seems promising from a quick glance at a goodreads page. What would you guys rec? Sage for ot

No. 107757

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I love that Max Gilardi is the thread pic, cause I'd 100% let 2013 Max get it, black nails and everything.

No. 107775

can i ask why?
his personality and his looks are both awful

No. 107780

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Maybe not too shameful, I just find it funny that there’s a thread with Alex on /ck/ and a bunch of anons are complaining about how effeminate and Jewish he looks. Personally I love this type of look.

No. 107782

Idk, there's something attractive about him. At least how he looked back then, I don't know if I can vibe with the thread pic/whatever he probably looks like now.

But I do realize he isn't conventionally attractive and leaves a lot to be desired personality-wise, hence the shame.

No. 107799

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GOT has a lot of underrated dudes. Pic related. I was obsessed with Ramsay for a week, for some reason. I think it was because of the Telltale game and his facial hair. The latter makes him look less like a hobbit.

Also Stannis.

No. 107810

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Excellent taste anon.

Still a fan of pic related when he's all dirty and smelly, covered in bodily fluids with a festering stump.

No. 107829

His actor was great in Misfits. Almost made me want an autismo bf

No. 107837

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john slattery

No. 107902

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I wanna boink Mike Stoklasa and have him say mean things to me during.

No. 107914

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I have a crush on my nephew,its so weird because he looks more or less like his father(my older brother) and I'm not attracted to him at all but Just a hug from my nephew last week has me daydreaming about him

for any wondering he's 17 and I just turned 25 about a week ago on Feb 2nd but he looks a lot older then he actually is

No. 107917

Stop posting about this in all the threads. We don’t care about your incestual pedophilic tendencies.

No. 107918

I posted this on only one other thread
also while I am deeply am ashamed of my crush It is not at all pedophilic

No. 107919

this is like the third time i've seen you post about this. You should talk about it to a therapist. This isn't normal.

No. 107920

It's bad enough you posted about your nephew on the impossible, retarded crush thread, but you just had to post on this thread, about MEN YOU WANT TO FUCK? Christ. Please get help and stay the fuck away from your nephew

No. 107922

How old was he when you first started feeling attracted to him? That is why people are concerned it is pedophilic. Stay away from your nephew and meet someone closer in age.

No. 107927

>stay the fuck away from your nephew
I do,I try to avoid all interactions with him

>How old was he when you first started feeling attracted to him? That is why people are concerned it is pedophilic.
when he was about 16 or so and listen he did not look like a typical 16 year old
he had chest hair,a wide upper body and a strong jawline

No. 107949

Alex is the cutest, anons are jealous lmao

No. 107952

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I have feelings for him

No. 107987

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I want him to bang me in that office attire.

He's so below average and walmart-tier but I like the dead expression he has on his face sometimes. And his weird, wide cheshire cat mouth does something to me. At least he's tall which I have a thing for so that he could tower over me.

No. 107996

Dude are you me?

I had a really big crush on Ders when I marathoned Workaholics last year. He’s very weird looking and his character is a total loser but would still definitely smash. The fact that’s he’s tall helps.

No. 107997

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I know that this is probably more suited for the husbando thread but I’m actually more embarrassed that I’d be willing to fuck Trevor despite his mannerisms rather than the fact that’s he fictional. He needs to take a shower first though. Ah well. At least his VA is hot while still kinda looking like him

While we’re on the subject of fictional characters with terrible hygiene that still manage to be fuckable, Charlie Kelly deserves a mention. But Always Sunny has already been brought up in these threads.

How is this bad other than the fact that he’s kinda old? He can totally get it. Not shameful at all.

No. 107999

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I love Trevor, but I agree about the shower. On a side note, I was kind of sad there was no suitable husbando in RDR2. I liked Arthur a lot, but he lacks some deeper conflicts aside from "I am a criminal but I want to be good uwu". John is kind of hot, but he also annoys me. Micah has the evil spirit I need, but he is ugly and, unlike Trevor, not funny evil.

Pic related is probably another choice we can agree on. I also liked The Father from Far Cry 5, but he didn’t get enough attention. He seems to be back in Far Cry New Dawn, though.

No. 108002

pat is such a qt and he's got such a great sense of humor too. you've got top tier taste anon

No. 108006

he's not below average

No. 108025

k well that's your opinion. he's dime a dozen here in america.

No. 108031

No. 108043

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welp. :(
if fucking this was all it took for me to become a A list celebrity, meh

No. 108045

Good one. If Emma Watsons unremarkable clammy ass could satisfy him enough to make her A list, Id blow that old geezers mind and be set for life

No. 108049

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I want to peg him

No. 108050

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Michael Shannon. I liked him a lot in Boardwalk Empire. Saw him recently in The Shape of Water, too. Obviously was a nasty dude in that.

He looks kinda like my fiancé which probably confuses my brain, coupled with the fact that the characters he plays are typically morally defunct and mean.

No. 108052

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i don't find javier bardem attractive in any other role or as himself

No. 108053

understandable, he's probably a moaner

No. 108054

Did you read the book? I loved Chigurh in the book before I saw the movie. Javier did a great job

No. 108056

Gross. Who is that? He looks gay.

No. 108059

Rice Gum

No. 108060

You should be ashamed, if only because he's borderline retarded.

No. 108070

Oh shit I didn't even recognize his stupid mug. Yeah thats…wow op wew

No. 108071

i thought ricegum was pretty cute and then i heard him speak. now i have lupus

No. 108073

lmao if you're gonna go for a weinstein, go for that math investor guy another anon posted in the last thread

i thought a hypothetical 3some with him and michael would be fun. yo i hope they come back for the next gta

No. 108075

I don't care how much of man you think he is,he is underage and your goddam nephew
having sex with him would be the same as having sex with your son

No. 108092

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No. 108093

>but he looks a lot older then he actually is
>he did not look like a typical 16 year old
this is typical predator rhetoric.
sounds like you're an ephebophile, get some help and stop trying to justify your bs.

No. 108094

Wait that's a man?

No. 108095

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yeah, technically.

No. 108096

Is he a transsexual who had surgery? I don't get wanting to fuck somenoe who has messed up their body like that.

No. 108097

he is post-op.
there are much stranger things out there that people would be willing to fuck. like ricegum.

No. 108122

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i'm not even that into older men but other than the "199 iq man DESTROYS the radfems" stuff listening to him talk is kinda sexy

No. 108126

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i think he's really cute in a goofy way but i realise this is "beauty is in the eye of beholder" sorta sitch

No. 108140

Are you into how he presents his thoughts or what? Cause his voice is like someone running text to speech on a deflating balloon.

No. 108143

every time I see him I think about that beef and salt diet of his kek, if you want to bone him, act fast bc he has 1.5 of his legs in the grave already

No. 108148

But he sounds like Kermit…

No. 108151

Trevor is gross, but at the same time I can't help but think that he'd be the most fiercely loyal, protective and loving bf ever. He could totally get it. After a shower, of course.

I've also had the biggest crush on Steven Ogg (Trevor's VA) ever since GTAV came out. I guess he fits the "ashamed to say you'd fuck"-category since he's pretty much old enough to be my dad.

He's super cute IMO. I really enjoy having his videos playing in the background while I do chores.

No. 108156

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Yeah, it really does. Visually I think JP looks handsome for his age but I wasn't expecting that voice at all.

And another vote for Alex French Guy Cooking. I don't see why it should be shameful but it seems like a lot of people think he's unattractive. He's adorable, a good cook, has a fun accent and looks like so many guys I've been attracted to in the past. Best of all he's a fan of DEENZ, so he's got good taste.

No. 108179

Listen I admit this crush is wrong and wish I didn't have it
but I am in no way a ephebophile he already has chest hair,a wide upper body and a strong jawline
he look like he's in his early 20's

No. 108181

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Kai Anderson from AHS:Cult (or any of the cult leaders played by Evan Peters from that season).
Especially weird cause I usually hate guys with dyed/long hair.

No. 108197

yeah, he has a typical old man voice but i'm into his attitude during interviews, it's weird. i had a crush who was similar to him personality-wise so maybe that's where it comes from

No. 108252

File: 1550194164955.jpg (48.21 KB, 739x540, Lazar.jpg)

Please tell me I'm not the only one who wants an out of this world experience with him

No. 108266

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Buster Bluth

No. 108267

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I'm not sure if he wasn't posted in the previous thread, but Post Malone. I know he has all those horrible face tattoos now, but even at his recent Grammy's performance I thought he was kind of cute. He seems like a nice guy too, but maybe I'm wrong. Shame he's a part of the soundcloud scene.
Dutch is pretty hot, too bad he goes completely bonkers and becomes genuinely unlikable. Javier looked cute sometimes?

No. 108270

He seems to be a sweet and loyal boyfriend. I think he is very cute

No. 108274

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>Jens Spahn

Doubt anyone on here will know him (besides maybe some other german/eurofags), but basically he’s a gay German politician. Not a good one, though. In fact, he’s basically a complete piece of shit. But something about him makes me want to rip his clothes off and fuck him really hard. He also has a really awkward look on his face 90% of the time, which really triggers my inner domme.

No. 108276

File: 1550231597684.gif (2.89 MB, 540x494, pedro_alonso_berlin.gif)

Ever since watching Money Heist, I want him to pin me down and whisper dirty things to me
I can't even understand Spanish, but holy hell

No. 108280

same anon. I'm not into this music at all but he has an endearing character and stands out from this dumb scene. I'd make hin shower and brush his teeth though and ask for an std test just to be sure

No. 108283

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>his body is amazing

But yeah he looks low key autistic

No. 108288

No. 108291

No. 108305

Oh god I'm so completely embarrassed to remember I had a major crush on him, but I'm glad others share this weird taste (I agree with Charlie as well!)
I thought those same things too. It's always easier to imagine a fictional character being pretty perfect even with very obvious flaws.

No. 108338

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You are the definition of an ephebophile. Get off this thread and get some help ya sick bitch.

No. 108351

God ikr I'm so sick of her bringing it up every day. She needs help.

No. 108352

I will admit that my crush is very wrong but I am not a ephebophile
for me to be a ephebophile I I would be attracted to other Teenage boys
and I find teenage boys immature and still view them as children to a degree
Its only my nephew that I am attracted to who does not look like an adolescent and is very mature for his age

No. 108353

Oh my god shut up

No. 108368

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a "rapper" from my country

No. 108388

>very mature for his age

Why does every pedo use this line

No. 108393

I am not a pedophile
this is a serous accusation your making alright
I am attracted to young boys or teenage boys
I am not even attracted to young twink-ish looking guys

No. 108394

Do you think harping on this for so long will get people on your side? Go hang out with /ot/ anon who thinks 16-year-old boys with their "eager cocks" are the best and never go near teenagers again. Thanks.

No. 108395

how many Times do I have to say this ?

No. 108397

meant to write "I am not attracted to young boys or teenage boys">>108393

No. 108401

You sure do seem like you're defending this to the death, pedo-chan–oh, sorry, ephebo-chan. Don't you have a nephew to pine over?

No. 108406

Ur still incestuous, you sick bastard. Defend that

No. 108411

>I am attracted to young boys or teenage boys
that freudian slip lol.
just fuck off already, seriously.

No. 108416

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No. 108419

No. 108420

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Idk what it is about this dude but I want to slap him around and have him call me mommy

No. 108428

I'm not defending that
I admit that my crush on my nephew is extremely wrong on all levels
all I am saying is that I am not a ephebophile nor a pedophile

No. 108437

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Why don't you take a seat over there?

No. 108445

He always has that angry frowny face though and is constantly screaming. I don't know if it's just a persona but I couldn't get over that if I was near him.

No. 108460

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Stop being a fucking pedo either you are larping as a woman or you are the female version of a creepy pedo uncle that no one will love and die alone

Preppy dudes disgust me IRL but I’d like to have a fling with one

No. 108470

you've been defending yourself for 6 days but in the end he is 17 and you're 25. You're an ephebophile. Just admit that to yourself and leave that poor child alone.

No. 108479

nta but i have more issue with her cousin than anything else. ephebophile includes up to age 19, so it's not like when he's legal it will be less ephebophilic until his body is done changing. however they're fucking cousins.

No. 108481

In the end nobody would have cared too much if you only posted once in the crush thread. Yes he's underage, but your age difference is not that big and since you said you would never hit on him, okay.

But posting here, never letting it go and making up weird excuses about how old he looks (of course 17-year-olds look like young adults already) is what makes it so creepy.

No. 108487

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I don't even find him funny. Ugh.

No. 108489

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He's very entertaining and honestly not that ugly at all. Good choice anon.

I will continue the nerdy youtuber trend - Tom Scott.

No. 108490

firm agree!

No. 108505

It's okay anon, I always thought he was cute too.

No. 108549

good fucking taste. i felt the same way and even my bf agreed while we were watching it together.

this might be the funniest post ott

No. 108592

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The dad from that muffin time song. Not any other version of him, just that version. I think his body was drawn too shapely.

No. 108595

lol you're boyfriend is a fruit

No. 108596

I have had a long time crush on JBP, I find his facial features attractive. He doesn't look that attractive anymore, as of late he looks gaunt/emaciated. But when he was younger he was gorgeous. Even in 2015 he was still pretty hot, when he was plumper and not dying

No. 108601

Are you serious? Holy shit.

No. 108610

File: 1550565477249.jpg (33.86 KB, 972x682, oWsZ8dW.jpg)

till my no.1 husbando since sehnsucht came out in 97

No. 108612

führe mich pls

No. 108622

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Completely this, I want those arms

No. 108632

I started developing a small crush on him when he revealed on his website that he was not ashamed about the fact he was a virgin before marriage and is proud that he has only had relations with his wife and no one else
I don't agree with him on his politics but he kinda got my respect at practicing what he preaches
and when he did reveal that he a virgin before marriage it was kinda shocking seeing all the "woke" bros I knew online
making fun of him for being a virgin and started insinuating that his wife cheated on him or was unfaithful to him or lied to him
It kinda made me bad feel for him and like him even more
and also the arms

No. 108653

File: 1550606668387.jpg (12.58 KB, 250x197, david wallace.jpg)

David Wallace from The Office.

I'd suck it.

No. 108656

for some reason geeky office guys kinda do it for me too.

idk why.

No. 108666

File: 1550613620613.jpg (1.04 MB, 2160x1440, lil-peep-16-lines.jpg)

I really can't get over him.
I am not obsessed or anything like that but I had two wet dreams last week. Send help

No. 108679

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hes probably been posted but whatever
he's such a piece of shit but ive dated guys who walk and talk like him, all with equally punchable faces. i hate him

No. 108680

Real nasty. At least dream abt Bones who doesnt look crusty with dyed hair and tats.

No. 108693


I was rewatching The Office recently and I found myself furiously nodding at Meredith telling him "your wife is a very lucky woman by the way"

No. 108698

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his brother Porter is wayy cuter (and not a creep afaik)

No. 108703


No. 108713

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Shameful but i've been rewatching The Office and Dwight is my favourite character since he's so weird without giving a shit what people think. he is highkey ugly but something about his passion makes me like him.

No. 108714


You're not alone, anon. Dwight's pretty cute in a chubby, dorky, kind of way.

No. 108715

if he was chubbier maybe. his complexion makes him look too much like a junkie
and nick being a terrible person is most of the reason im ashamed to say i'd still fuck him

No. 108730

I think Dwight's really fucking cute too, anon! Rainn Wilson really pulls off sideburns imo, and that's a weakness of mine.

No. 108774

File: 1550694831815.jpg (28.87 KB, 704x396, Napoleon-Dynamite_704_1.jpg)

Jon heder anytime but especially as Napoleon Dynamite. His attitude and the moon boots just slay me.

No. 108775

I'd suck it anytime too, anon.

I love Rain Wilson. I'd get with him and/or Dwight Schrute all day.

No. 108782

File: 1550701333009.jpg (84.02 KB, 1000x671, 266004_full.jpg)

Recently watched Party Monster and thought Macaulay Culkin was kind of hot in his role of this bitchy, flamboyant, bisexual guy. I really want a faggy boyfriend but they're all 100% gay :(. Also this movie was such a fuckin trip…

No. 108800

>he'll never call you an idiot

No. 108808

i'm actually loling, god bless you anon

No. 108827

File: 1550749050045.jpg (24.67 KB, 980x615, Untitled-1-52.jpg)

Dan Avidan aka Danny Sexbang. I'm not really all that ashamed, but maybe I should be?

No. 108846

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This is going to look like a troll post but I swear on my life that its not….I've been watching his streams on YouTube and null is so moe during them. I wanna sit next to him and shitpost together.

I'm also the person who posted about liking Sam Hyde last thread so I guess my type is just shitty edge lord dudes.

No. 108850

I agree anon, josh is funny and has a cute laugh to boot. Sam Hyde used to do it for me years ago before he got super bloated and hairy.

No. 108857

Nah he's a pretty conventionally attractive dude. The only thing that's shameful for me is how unfunny NSP is. And that I'm probably too old to watch old game grumps videos every now and then…

No. 108873

hes hot tho

No. 108963

File: 1550893155076.jpg (40.95 KB, 400x355, 9boExch1v67i9to1_400.jpg)

>tfw I'll never be able to go back in time to save him and protect his smile

Go easy on me, guys

No. 108964

hate these posts. they always feel so tumblr. killers shouldn't be allowed to be posted solely because it reeks of tumblr "TCC".

No. 108966

Your caption made it even worse

No. 108967


I don’t condone anything he did and I think all that flower crowny tumblr stuff is gross. But Dylan’s different from most of the other shooter guys because he was moreso just a sad guy who wanted to kill himself then a psychopath who wanted to kill other people. Not to say he isn’t responsible for what he did. It was fucked up.

But regardless, he is a cute.

No. 108968

File: 1550894301349.jpg (352.21 KB, 1339x2000, a534ab7fb7034710d520cfcd739dee…)

Not really ashamed to say Jackie Earle Hayley is hot as fuck, but he's not very conventionally attractive. Too bad his filmography is so small, he's a great actor

No. 108970

i dont know much about the columbine thing but iirc he was partially manipulated by eric, but still, based on having been in the position of a deeply depressed teen – being sad and depressed with shit self esteem means you want to be invisible/want to be forgotten, not draw massive amounts of attention to yourself by killing other kids. that takes a massive ego. and no he was not cute either. i don't believe these boys were as uwu sad as people want to believe. i think they were impulsive retards that deliberately wanted to feel more victimized and brooding than they actually were, and i think they both were very self important, just with a fixation on murder/suicide. there's no cute uwu sadboy in any male killer unless they were ruthlessly abused and killed out of self defense, and did not kill specifically to rack up a body count or do it for sexual pleasure or anything.

No. 108979

I hate that I kind of agree with you. Logically, I know he's awful but he seems like a fun person from his streams. During the Jonathan Yaniv one especially.
>tfw no tranny bashing moe bf

No. 108986

I do think he’s cute, too.
But I agree with >>108970. Most people on tumblr or twitter will go to great lengths to defend serial killers such as the columbine shooters or Ted Bundy, talk about how hot and interesting their personalities and how fascinating their personalities are when really, they just hate people and have no self control because they’re men and always had a ‘boys will be boys’ free pass.

>he was moreso just a sad guy who wanted to kill himself

There’s tons of people like that, yet they don’t go on a rampage. And it’s incredibly naive and apologetic to believe it was all just the bad influence of Eric.

No. 109025

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No. 109032

File: 1550945649222.jpg (616.47 KB, 2656x2656, 9b6a24ab57cfd7cd1fd9d615885c94…)

He's not ugly or anything. I actually think he's pretty cute, but his online personality is so obnoxious to me. And his hair looked stupid af like this. Thank god he cut it

No. 109053

I want Alvin the Chipmunk to crawl in in my pussy.

What a hunk!(You spelt penis wrong)

No. 109060

anon, most mass shooters were sad boys who wanted to kill themselves. i know you said you weren't defending him, but i just want to point out that Dylan isnt different just because he actually had friends and wasnt as much of a sperg as other mass shooters. he was still just as hateful as the rest of them. also there is plenty of evidence that dylan was just as enthusiastic about the shooting as eric was.

No. 109061

File: 1550957691174.jpg (129.11 KB, 900x1200, DgOrNgeWsAEsQ9L.jpg)

Good taste anon!! Pat is a such a qt, but I'm more of a BDG kind of girl…

No. 109070

cracks me up when people are like "uwu they were so deep and tortured u don't understand" like, they were asking people during the shooting if they believed in God and replying with "gods gay dude hurr hurr." they weren't particularly deep or intelligent, they were your average loser high school boys. if they'd been alive today they'd be those cringey screamers on Xbox live.

No. 109088

>calling murderous teenage boys cringey is armchair psychology


No. 109096

That movie had excellent casting aside from twinky Mathew Goode as Ozymadias. But even he wasn’t that bad. I’m no Zack Snyder fan but that movie really gets a lot of shit it doesn’t deserve. Sage for being off topic

No. 109099

That episode where he banged Alice
>ywn dom Ders on a office desk

No. 109102

I hate that fake smile of his. like, dude, it's okay to have a neutral expression every once in a while.

No. 109115

what pedo shit did he do anons? i dont keep up with him much

No. 109171

File: 1551069398645.jpg (70.04 KB, 397x609, adam gontier .jpg)

No. 109173

File: 1551077049899.png (294.48 KB, 285x464, 23140412_10213533989138343_129…)

This guy from the Yes Theory youtube channel could absolutely raw me. He's pretty average in looks and has a weird shaped body. But something about his accent and confidence makes me feral.

No. 109247

File: 1551142329252.jpg (114.55 KB, 1642x924, gettyimages-485996482.jpg)

Both of them.

No. 109249

File: 1551154611019.jpeg (5.99 KB, 282x179, images.jpeg)

I would seriously let Bryan Cranston hit it…bonus points if he dressed up like Walter White/Heisenberg

No. 109250

samefag as above


SAME. I feel like his face never changes…I have never even watched a video of his but something about him seems so….phony


ngl, anon….same


I would let Posty do awful things to me. Fell in love with him even more after I finally saw him live. Amazing, but maybe it was the acid…who knows…i won't ever forget it tho


Chiming in on this one too…the drummer is so ugly he's hot…would let him get it. But not the other one for some reason

No. 109278

Bryan can hit it. Walter is too much of a dad / pathetic in his meltdowns for me (amazing character and delivery tho). Tfw I will never get spitroasted by Bryan and Aaron/Jesse. I love Anna/Skylar, too. Maybe I should watch the show again and see if I'd change my mind

No. 109279

You know what, I change my mind. Bring on a whole BB orgy

No. 109281

File: 1551205571922.jpg (80.69 KB, 1280x720, big_1466544408_image.jpg)

Why is he so cute?

No. 109289

I have the opposite problem, I'm into older men and think he's good looking, but when he opens his mouth any possible feelings that could have developed have been nuked from orbit… and I'm a fucking conservative

No. 109310

bdg is adorable, no shame

No. 109331


Yas queen

No. 109476

File: 1551498351412.jpg (17.42 KB, 357x420, TgOmLNY.jpg)

No. 109485

Why? Hes dumb, has an annoying voice and is ugly all at the same time

No. 109493

lmao I was the anon who responded to that one pic where he's posing hard thirstily but this pic sorta burts my bubble. I get it tho, anon

No. 109497

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."

I'd fuck you too, Buffalo Bill.

Not really ashamed about it tho tbh.

No. 109501

I can understand this. Peterson was never unattractive imo, just old.

No. 109503

File: 1551565128128.png (3.88 MB, 4096x1728, k8vjv.png)

Dudes dressed up as ladies.

No. 110621

File: 1551590466139.jpg (117.62 KB, 1600x900, 0815_BenShapiro_PIMF_1600x900.…)

I want him to epically destroy my libtard pussy with FACTS and LOGIC.

For real though, I have a huge thing for short smug men. Help me.

No. 110623

>short smug men

Anon are you me? holy shit

No. 110627

File: 1551597710961.gif (Spoiler Image, 2.07 MB, 450x570, D1CA861D-527F-45E7-AA1E-ECA82F…)

God yes!
I want Jason Dardo to make me cry and spank me as Violet. Too bad he‘s actually ugly as shit though.

No. 110635

are you more into Drag Queens or Crossdressers who try to pass

No. 110641

File: 1551631765749.jpg (Spoiler Image, 109.93 KB, 880x580, 56698.jpg)

No. 110661

He's adorable, but I think he's on his way to becoming some sort of genderspecial, mark my words

No. 110678

do either of you happen to be the shkreli anon from one of the previous threads? ben shapiro always gave me shkreli-vibes since they're both so weaselly, so i'm curious.

No. 110687

Definitely drag queens for me (>>110627)

No. 110691

I respect your decision but I cannot see the appeal of Drag Queens
they look really weird to me under all that make up and breast forms
I would rather have a cute thin guy who tries to pass but isn't on hormones and also isn't a sissy

No. 110700

File: 1551702372932.jpg (25.36 KB, 343x438, ff870c52f217562a23a6ca661b4378…)

I mentioned him before
I'll miss him


No. 110717

File: 1551723480621.jpg (13.93 KB, 320x240, tve81876-19940516-2285.jpg)


Still can't believe it.
I always thought that he had a very memorable face.

No. 110727

(saged) Agreed 1000%. I don't mean to sound like an edgy 15 year old but god damn I want him to fuck me so bad. Is the telltale game any good?
Stannis the Mannis was pretty hot until… you know what happened.

Other under-appreciated GoT dudes:
>Jaqen H'ghar

Good post. All forms of Jaime are top tier.

No. 110731

File: 1551730385406.png (910.64 KB, 977x835, vHKpvLY.png)

thereportoftheweek, though i'm not ashamed at all, but people don't believe me when i say that i find him a lot more attractive than very conventionally attractive men

No. 110737

Ugh this. All my friends think im also joking. I think he would be so sweet as a boyfriend

No. 110740

File: 1551733780083.jpg (246.1 KB, 1200x1573, Cillian_Murphy_2014_cropped.jp…)

He's pretty old and usually looks crusty. He's so cute though.

No. 110757

I don't see why this should be shameful. He may not be Hollywood hot but reviewbrah seems really nice and he always looks clean.

No. 110759

File: 1551754033207.jpg (32.55 KB, 421x445, stingy.jpg)

I always think of the Lazytown character whenever I see this guy.

No. 110769

Not the anon that posted Shapiro but I posted Shkreli in the previous thread. I didn't know anything about this Shapiro dude til I was recommended a video of his last week. I watched it and found myself attracted to him in some way.

You're right though, they are similar in their smugness, superior "ha gotem" attitude, weaselly faces, trollishness.

No. 110782

Make that a third anon. Dont care for the libtard destroyer, but generally I love the trope of short men who are either smug af or have a power complex. Just finished a bara manga that was retarded but it got me going for short men

No. 110787

Might sound weird, but I want to paint his nails.
They're beautiful, even if a bit long.

No. 110790

File: 1551798131719.png (297.92 KB, 500x383, Vegeta-prince-vegeta-30778257-…)

4th anon. You know who I blame?

No. 110847

lmao same

No. 110849

File: 1551913149185.png (18.28 KB, 480x300, ppap_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bqul3cbh_…)

He's cute and i like pineapples

No. 110895

I actually got to meet the actual Michael Alig a while back. He’s definitely aged but doesn’t look bad for a guy who does drugs and has been in and out of jail.

No. 110896

I second this, anon.

You know what they say about guys who like pineapple….

No. 110899

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No. 110923

I'd buy Skyrim for my nonexistent smart fridge to bed him..

No. 110926

I like his light complexion. He looks really feminine and cute especially with the long nails. The only thing is he can't finger you with those talons without scraping your insides.

No. 110937

God tier (or should I say Todd tier?)


No. 110967

File: 1552184559591.png (1.74 MB, 1420x1122, jb.png)

i'm still sane enough in that i havent jacked off to animal house yet

this is cringe

No. 111008

File: 1552271320954.jpg (306.91 KB, 1200x1643, CQTVU6ZGVSFY6ZHJ7K6RRJ2I2E.jpg)

No. 111010

Have we ever gone a thread without mentioning Dahmer? Not that I'm complaining; he can get it.

I like that the man who was only interested in dead and/or zombified teenage boys is the one all these living women want to fuck. I hope it pisses hetero killers like Joel Rifkin off to no end.

No. 111013

He was gay though.

No. 111018

File: 1552301799757.jpg (75.81 KB, 768x512, Action-Bronson-Late-Night-Host…)

Action Bronson

No. 111019

So… ?

No. 111023

File: 1552311634841.jpg (154.57 KB, 1498x1072, Lil-Pump.jpg)

he's so stupid that it becomes endearing. like a dumb puppy…

No. 111025

wait why would it piss joel rifkin off?

No. 111033

>go to le girl 4 chan to try to understand once and for all what women find atractive
>maybe I might give women a chance again
>the "guys i think are hot" thread are either sociopaths, famous, dominate, or rich
>women hate threads on r9k were right once again
never change. stupid women.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 111035

File: 1552327013419.png (5.53 KB, 255x198, images.png)

Seems like you're the illiterate one since you don't know how to even reply

No. 111036

File: 1552327814928.jpeg (4.91 KB, 194x259, images-5.jpeg)

>mfw dumb scrotester kvetches about quality of men in a thread titled 'men you're ASHAMED to say you'd fuck'

No. 111038

This. We have a cute boy thread on /m/ if he wants that.
Also how would the men we discuss not be famous? Does he expect us to post people we know irl or something?
I do have some shirtless pics and creep shots of guys I know but am not immoral enough to post them. We're not like our male imageboard using counterparts in that respect.

No. 111039

perhaps they expect women to post creep shots of people they know IRL like they do

No. 111053

File: 1552352750340.png (280.06 KB, 620x358, unnamed-5-620x358.png)

He's not very good looking and he's a lot older than me but he's pretty funny and seems chill underneath his persona. He can get it.

No. 111054

File: 1552352901258.jpg (42.08 KB, 800x450, youwasattheclub.jpg)

i hate douches like this irl but i would go to the club for him

No. 111060

Anon I am in the same boat as you.

No. 111066

File: 1552391077267.jpg (39.32 KB, 640x427, fredrick-zoller-01.jpg)

He was such a qt in this movie. I get why Shosanna didn't want to fuck him, but also like… why didn't she.

No. 111067

he is pretty cute and was even quite friendly until the end where he forces himself on her

In different times/situations it could've worked

No. 111072

This 100%
also I'm Jewish but I always have a crush on the mean nazis, wtf is wrong with me

No. 111099

File: 1552479227765.jpeg (145.29 KB, 1200x800, c49ce76c-43b2-11e9-b5dc-9921d5…)

in light of recent events i would like to say that i would let him drug and rape me

No. 111102

Imagine hearing about a disgusting crime and not feeling sympathy for the victims, but instead thinking "hot I'm gonna write a post about how I want that to happen to me"

No. 111110

You‘re really gonna shame someone for their choice in the ‘men you’re ashamed to say you’d fuck’? really?

No. 111113

Nayrt but if someone says they want to be drugged and raped by what I'm assuming is a rapist, they're fair game. Freedom to post edgy shit means that anons are free to criticise and judge you on it too

No. 111118

There's people itt and other threads who talk about how they want to fuck Nazis and historical warlords. You don't get to pick and choose when to be moral.

No. 111119

File: 1552520648373.jpg (131.16 KB, 820x1049, 276-2763020_ice-disgusts-the-g…)

I don't know if this belongs here but I had a sex dream about the guh-gnome.

No. 111122

But would you fuck him?

No. 111124

File: 1552521504753.jpg (21.09 KB, 306x449, 4DDBB87600000578-5910991-image…)

Yes. I like short guys.

No. 111139

Yesss he's so hot! I'd fuck him too but I wouldn't be ashamed of it. I would rather brag about it and let everybody know kek

No. 111164

He's a good boy, he dindu nuffin
Also do you like real nazis or just movie nazis?

No. 111165

File: 1552600988989.jpg (24.29 KB, 450x450, xalton-brown.jpg.pagespeed.ic.…)

not necessarily ashamed because he's a great guy but i never tell people irl about my old man crushes because i don't want people to think i have a thing for old guys.

he wasn't physically attractive in the original good eats but damn he aged so well, considering most men age like milk lol. he's so funny and intelligent like i can't help it some old men just attract me when they're that way.

No. 111166

File: 1552601036783.jpg (21.96 KB, 300x300, E.jpg)

I would Hila too but see no shame in that.
I'm not even sure what it is. When he was running with that thicc boi joke I was unironically turned on, it's fucking awful.

There's a guy in one of my classes who looks like a blonde Shapiro and I thought of you girls.
He's even ~5'5" and smug during class discussions.

No. 111168

Did he drug and rape somebody though? I was under the impression that he just hired hookers

No. 111193

File: 1552656673438.jpeg (187.29 KB, 613x650, E18B8050-1B16-415D-A5AA-1299EC…)

Speaking of old men… totally would have fucked him when he was still alive. Especially as Snape.

No. 111195

Its a bit funny
before the movies came out no one really cared for Snape at all but thanks to Alan Rickman he became one of the most beloved characters and everyone on Tumblr loved and though he was such a great character
If anyone else but Alan Rickman had played him Snape would be viewed the same way Littlfinger is viewed

No. 111199

The thing is, I despise Snape’s personality, but love Rickman‘s interpretation and especially his clothes.
Alan Rickman is a great actor in general though. Loved him in Snow Cake (very underrated movie imo), as well.

I think there could have been other people playing Snape that would have been equally loved. But I’m glad Rickman got the job since he seemed like a genuinely nice guy and totally deserved all the appreciation he got for it.

No. 111216

He's so hot imo. He's become a bit more annoying lately but would still fuck.
Also would fuck Erik from Comment Etiquette.

No. 111229

File: 1552720402168.jpeg (96.24 KB, 1080x1080, A7467AB1-C4BB-4968-8A58-182AFE…)

Only ashamed because I’m a lesbo and I hate perpetuating the “you just have to find the right guy!” stereotype. I justify it by telling myself he’s pretty feminine and looks a lot like some of the soft butch/androgynous skinny nerdy white girls I’ve dated in the past.

No. 111230

best part of terrace house

No. 111233


I wanna destroy his pelvis :(

No. 111234


sorry for double post but i hope he doesnt… i know he paints his nails but i thought he was just comfortable enough with his masculinity. i hope he doesnt.

No. 111243

I just keep coming back to laugh at this post. Anon what do you see in this dude?

No. 111248

I too find him cute but I don't think this is unlikely.The fact that he has he/him unironically on his twitter profile while he is obviously male triggers me lol

No. 111256

File: 1552765724879.jpg (148.44 KB, 1200x900, CVCMw-MUAAA6_Wc.jpg)

Only ashamed because he looks like a mess, especially when he bleached his hair. I think his videos are really funny.

No. 111298


ughh i love him… ashamed and not so ashamed…

No. 111340

Anon are you me? His blond was kinda gross but it just made him hotter somehow… even the pineapple hair was a look

No. 111370

File: 1552940130723.jpg (168.55 KB, 1200x800, DMu580tUMAAgQD6.jpg)

Posting this for you anon.

No. 111372

File: 1552940682506.jpg (33.57 KB, 680x510, saidkfdj.jpg)

like i'm a dyke but damn ……. i have the hots for bruce, him in the jackal? yum and even now at 63? hell yeah

No. 111374

totally agree, he's super funny and i find him uncomfortably attractive when he's gross and sweaty…

No. 111384

File: 1552946429420.jpg (45.68 KB, 396x510, Jung_Joon-Young-p1.jpg)

me too anon, except I want to dry peg JJY instead.

No. 111402

>Imagine hearing about a disgusting crime and not feeling sympathy for the victims
Am I that abnormal if I actually am not disturbed or outraged over the news about Seungri and co.? I don't condone what the perpetrators did by any means but I don't know Bigbang that well and have absolutely no idea who any of the victims are so I'm emotionally detached to all of it.

For the record, I've watched a documentary about victims of sex trafficking and it was heartbreaking and nauseating because the trauma of the victims was depicted very clearly, but this, I feel almost nothing.

nta btw

No. 111428

File: 1552991463890.jpg (17.42 KB, 304x484, C_rmCb8UMAIVQcw.jpg)

he used to be pretty cute when he was younger. he kinda reminds me of my ex crush. sad

No. 111429

Yes yes yes. I was about to post him but here he is.

No. 111466

File: 1553036773466.jpg (36.53 KB, 620x413, Logan-Paul-736987.jpg)

I have always loathed beards on men and blonde men and typical "chads" but logan paul looks sorta hot rn? Am I ovulating?

No. 111470

File: 1553040345544.jpg (36.26 KB, 427x427, angel.jpg)

The pizza delivery guy from that one episode of Nathan for You.
I'm not even sure what the appeal is? Aside from that he seemed short. Every manlet stays in my heart I guess.

>am I ovulating?
The weird thing about the Pauls is that they just look…uncanny. Like they're aliens from some Chad planet.
And they act like it, too.

No. 111478

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No. 111479

NAYRT but I dated a guy who looked so uncomfortably similar to them. Thin blonde hair, round almost buggy blue eyes, same face and jaw shape. He was weird but the sex was great. I think it's given me a strange fondness for them.

No. 111507

og reformed loganger here, reading your post made me realise my 1st crush could also be described as blonde, buggy eyed with a sorta dominant chin. huh, maybe that is my type after all? also i can't help feeling sorta bad for Logan after the whole 'there's holes in his brain' situation

No. 111540

Preg. I'd let him lie, let his sperm drop on his face from the condom and let him there saying that were the most awful performance ever.

I am sorry for the disgusting fantasy.

No. 111542

I don't keep up with him and I can't watch the video rn ,but is this legit?Like he has lied about having color blindness and I don't put it past him to set this thing up to make people feel sympathy for him.However,if it's true,I hope there's something to be done about it or that he is at least aware of the shit he does from now on

No. 111544

someone posted him in the last thread, so you aren't alone at least.

No. 111546

I mean pretending to have brain damage that causes lack of empathy is next level sociopath behaviour (which in turn could be caused by holes in his brain kek) so I'm inclined to believe it. Also iirc he is legit colourblind but severely exaggerated the extent/his reactions, probably the same is true for this.

No. 111551

File: 1553187363115.jpg (212.24 KB, 1242x1497, IMG_5051.JPG)

These indian guys that were posted on so many tik tok cringe pages

No. 111569

He looks like Woody Harrelson.

No. 111605

File: 1553295244849.jpeg (372.67 KB, 1657x1242, 70FBCFCB-BB45-462B-8D03-9DBD65…)

Past and present Varg… Lord forgive me for I have sinned.

No. 111608

File: 1553296487021.jpeg (61.07 KB, 800x450, 1FDFBF15-2964-469D-AA8F-5FAD6E…)

Am I the only one who thinks he’s cute…?

No. 111617

I don't know who that is but he looks like a toddler.

No. 111618

God I hate that I agree. Except present Varg looks like a homeless man.

No. 111620

It's Frederic Brennan (aka Hotweels), the dev who founded 8chan.
Pretty smart and cool guy but I agree, his condition makes him look like a kid.
Do you have a kink for disabled ppl >>111608 ? (Not throwing shade, I'm just curious)

No. 111621

It’s ok! I don’t have a disability fetish, but I think I do have some nurturing tendencies and sometimes feel a strange gravitation towards guys with disabilities or deformities, maybe because of that. I don’t know, he just seems sweet in his interviews and I think he has a cute face.

No. 111622

His face isn't that bad tbh but I'd assume sex would kill him

No. 111624

Apparently he's had sex according to a Q&A he did

No. 111625

File: 1553329517385.jpeg (86.21 KB, 333x514, 45794CEA-EC83-4567-A27E-34E857…)

He’s an awful troll who’s only made two albums I like and makes crappy art. However, I find his younger self to be pretty attractive.

No. 111654

File: 1553361419917.png (341.24 KB, 1040x700, B36305A1-0EE7-459A-BA1A-C89957…)

Mark Cuban. I’ve been binging Shark Tank and I wish I could touch his giant head. I love tall men and his money/expertise doesn’t hurt. Looking at his face I don’t really get it because he’s not attractive but I just find him so likable when he’s furrowing his brow and lounging in his chair with a ~business boner~ look on his face, and he gets so fiesty uhhhhn

No. 111656

File: 1553363315392.jpg (95.02 KB, 1280x720, varg.jpg)

I cannot take Varg seriously at all after seeing his YouTube videos going on and on about his weirdo beliefs while driving his car or being with his kids. All while often having questionable video editing with that same background he constantly recycles of those skeletons. He's a complete loon these days.

Varg was definitely a top-tier qt when he was younger though.

No. 111665

He's not the MOST handsome but he's not at all ugly, I understand why someone would be attracted to him.

No. 111693

File: 1553411359513.jpg (24.97 KB, 480x360, hansen-vs-predator-man-seeks-b…)

Lately I've been into present day Chris Hansen. The hueg beer belly, the messy hair, the bad checks lol. I'd like him to [blank] me. Also vintage Chris really gets my justice boner going especially when he is in the black turtleneck and jacket.

No. 111705

File: 1553436172030.jpg (12.17 KB, 320x320, 22277691_181067642461763_37863…)

[deep sigh]

No. 111710

How much work has he had done on his face?

No. 111713

File: 1553452430955.jpg (49.33 KB, 600x400, Will Arnett Premiere Netflix A…)

I'm an unironic fan of Amy Poehler and I feel kind of bad about wanting to bone her sleazy ex.

No. 111714

File: 1553453014826.jpeg (381.09 KB, 760x668, 78E08AC6-562A-4769-AE6E-BA4B8E…)

omg I feel you so much on this
I love Amy but dear lord, that man could do anything to me tbh.
Really didn’t like when he lost all that weight in 2012 though.

No. 111715

File: 1553453066788.jpg (21.99 KB, 460x259, 160428140911-jeb-bush-jamie-ga…)

i dunno why

No. 111717

File: 1553456349668.png (256.93 KB, 1280x720, bojack.png)

this would fit both here and in the 2D husbandos, and I am NOT a furry, but something about this motherfuckers voice…

No. 111723

File: 1553461527838.jpg (156.35 KB, 1200x707, erm.jpg)

i'm 21 and not into older men AT ALL (would struggle to date a man older than 24 tbh) but i've been watching BCS recently and . . . mike could get it . . . ??

anon, shamefully, yes. also not a furry. he reminds me of my fucked-up ex i still occasionally bang though so that's probably it

No. 111724


dude, I feel the same way about Mike!! his voice and character are both so intimidating and attractive

No. 111726

File: 1553461971897.png (362.34 KB, 351x491, 0DE327F5-A1F3-4F73-97E1-54B3B1…)

lowkey in love with Jim Hopper

No. 111730

File: 1553465722917.jpg (427.97 KB, 960x1280, 46ab5b4e-1b2f-4950-b03f-a4b0cb…)

Dylann Roof. Dude's literally everything I hate and stand against, but there's something about his edgy look that's just… kinda hot

No. 111736

Listen to him speaking during his police interview and that attraction will evaporate fast.

No. 111738

Agreed. Jim Hopper is fuckable, no shame

No. 111739

i agree anon, cop dad is best dad.

No. 111746

Even with that bowl cut?

No. 111749

File: 1553501392629.jpg (105.7 KB, 950x713, 1512734273037.jpg)

I love Northernlion. He's a streamer my bf liked and I slowly watched more and more and developed a huge crush. I love the dumb/silly interactions with him and his wife too. You can tell they really enjoy eachother's company. He's the opposite of my type but here I am

No. 111750

File: 1553515361603.jpeg (662.34 KB, 1242x1233, 7EB5399A-8F0F-4FD7-A74D-08EE28…)

Matt and Ryan from supermega, Matt looks like a stick bug and ryan has a beer gut but they both could still get it

No. 111751


No. 111768

File: 1553535925122.jpg (462.91 KB, 832x468, tonight-on-viceland-hamiltons-…)

Hamilton Morris. Not really ashamed, but I know he's not conventionally attractive and kinda quirky looking. I just have a thing for tall, lanky, skinny guys and he's perfect to me. Ugh I want to trip with him and fuck passionately all night long.

No. 111771

The bowl cut just adds to the reasons why I should hate myself for finding him even remotely cute

No. 111773

File: 1553544142237.jpg (110.19 KB, 1200x799, IMG_2191.JPG)

The wrinkly old native chief from The Revenant

No. 111783

File: 1553566881221.jpg (140.87 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

He was posted in the last thread but I saw a clip from Burden of Dreams in a youtube video today and I was reminded of my massive hard-on for young werner herzog.

No. 111784

Who is this?

No. 111788

File: 1553575552783.jpg (32.55 KB, 400x575, j1.jpg)

Jarvis Cocker, but only during a specific time, around the Common People era. It's his looks, blank-faced dancing, accent, and voice. I'm ashamed because I don't think he's that conventionally attractive, he seems like a creepy pervert, and because he's old now.

No. 111789

File: 1553575648309.jpeg (46.32 KB, 800x682, 6805B20C-4F2E-4817-BBFF-603ED5…)

Boyd Rice, a transgressive noise musician who used to involve himself in all sorts of offensive shenanigans. He recently was in a music video where he gets bound, raped and pegged by a woman if you’re into that sort of thing lel.

No. 111813

Why did I think this guy had died? Weird. Glad he's still around and kickin' it.

No. 111820

File: 1553615473390.jpg (370.05 KB, 1024x576, Seed-Of-Chucky-seed-of-chucky-…)

God tier tastes ladies. Varg was a fuckin cutie metal guys are muh fetish, but he's a scumbag. I have pretty unconventional choice, I'm a huge fan of the Child's play series and I'm not ashamed to say that I'd bounce on that rubber dick.

No. 111828

Sorry to burst your bubble but I met him and spent some time and he's just a burned out jolly old man. He can't stop shaking, he look like he need to be in a old person complex lol.

No. 111830

Boyd was adorable af back in the day, sadly he's old now and his boozing really caught up with him. Lucky enough to have met him when he was at his peak tho and shit yes he was almost too hot, he was basically a walking alphafuckmachine.

No. 111834

I’m pretty aware that age has definitely caught up with him. I saw him in concert a couple years back and yep, dude’s hand was shaking like mad when performing on stage. He’s definitely mellowed out over the years and can’t stop reminiscing like an old man about his past on Instagram.
Damn, I’m super jelly that you got to see him at his peak.

No. 111838

File: 1553627878042.png (560.41 KB, 1280x598, 7D9C2F5D-817F-43EC-933A-B183C8…)

Matt Martin. I feel like hes cute in an ugly way

No. 111840

I'd never admit it aloud, but same. He's been a big crush of mine since I saw the first movie when I was like 10. I kind of hate how much the whole series is being milked the past few years though. I wish they'd just go back to the original horror vibe of the trilogy.

No. 111861

File: 1553643785216.jpg (130.1 KB, 780x521, friday-the-13th-jason-voorhees…)

Alright adding to Slasher movie villains
Jason Voorhees specifically Jason from the 2009 FT13 film
I had fantasies about staying with Jason in his cabin as his homestead wife while he's out murdering teenagers

No. 111869

Oh thank god I'm not the only one

Even though he's mentally retarded which makes it so much worse lmao

No. 111872

File: 1553655953173.jpg (73.11 KB, 723x723, tumblr_orxo90VWLc1s8t4xao1_128…)

some thing about a strong giant retard who will protect you from everyone and everything just gets men excited
also you are not alone their is a decent amount of women on Tumblr who lust after either Jason or Micheal

No. 111881

File: 1553663509191.jpg (157.26 KB, 898x997, IMG_20190326_200658.jpg)

The new tv series is heading back to the OG atmosphere,I'm just happy were getting new content. Chucky's pretty underrated in horror fandom, I feel like a pariah among all the Freddy/Michael/Jason fangirls

No. 111882

I mean I like Jason but I admit that Chucky fangirls are pretty much ignored in the horror community

No. 111885

File: 1553665167689.jpg (202.18 KB, 1200x1100, IMG_20190327_003319.jpg)

I totally understand the Jason thirst. He's tall and thicc as fuck, but Chucky does more for me. I love red heads and Brad Dourif's voice is hotttt

No. 111886

File: 1553666174754.jpg (96.68 KB, 1222x686, 1537686437-chucky-doll.jpg)

to be fair Chucky genially very scary and unsettling

No. 111892

File: 1553671322688.jpeg (55.78 KB, 325x499, D7547819-DAC1-49DA-894F-0F1B49…)

So hack slash?

No. 111893

File: 1553671471607.jpeg (104.18 KB, 1080x1209, F5AAA75D-9880-4680-840A-817A91…)

No. 111894

File: 1553672813202.jpeg (5.5 KB, 225x225, EC9CCD5F-08EF-4E68-B488-F6A09F…)

What can I say? Best teeth in the mother fucking game.

No. 111897

File: 1553678305760.jpg (130.76 KB, 500x750, Bangtan-Boys-J-hope-Teaser-Pho…)

No. 111898

as edgy as it was he used to look better during these times imo

No. 111937

File: 1553717317784.jpg (40.27 KB, 720x405, WBITV_Marketing_WHOSE_LINE_IS_…)

All of them. Not that ashamed about Wayne though.

No. 111939

And now he looks like blow up doll. It's a shame; I mean, he never was especially attractive (for me) but at least he looked human.

No. 111940

Lmao this is literally the chad the from virgin vs chad meme.

No. 111941

Look at the tiny feet though

No. 111943

File: 1553719348900.jpg (93.84 KB, 1366x768, IMG_20190326_194319.jpg)

He is pretty creepy, but if you're not into dolls as a human he was sexy af (I actually prefer him as a doll, I love short guys)
Love me some melon, I don't even care about music too much it's his personality that keeps me coming back

No. 111944

>I love short guys
lmao are you the same anon who likes the guh-gnome and Shapiro?
I mean, bitch me too but I'm not out here fucking gnomes and dolls. You're a next level manlet lover.

No. 111950

File: 1553720902066.jpg (78.52 KB, 638x844, 68dc7d33eb63feeabafaafb3dd0511…)

I don't even know why but he was cute in The Hollow Crown (while he was screaming in shakespearean)

No. 111951

File: 1553722247527.jpg (320.25 KB, 1314x2044, 50267956_p12.jpg)

I missed out on the gnome meme and Shapiro has a punchable face, so no I'm not that anon lol. Manlets get shit on and have to cope, but they need some love too. Vegeta was one of my first husbandos so it's probably were it came from

No. 111952

Sorry then, your post just had the same energy as her defending her lust for the gnome by saying she loves short men lmao. >>111119 >>111122 >>111124

And I agree, manlets are extra qt and special because they're rare. I blame my mom being taller than my dad for my taste tbh, even if he was a shit.

No. 111955

File: 1553723533761.jpg (775.57 KB, 3000x2001, 170104-dylann-roof-regrets-fea…)

Yeah, there's just something about him being a weird autistic loser that just gets me (not even kidding).

No. 111961

File: 1553724912160.jpg (Spoiler Image, 265.97 KB, 1197x1296, IMG_20190327_154033.jpg)

Manlets must be protected,honestly I think a lot of short people are shits (me included) Napoleon complex and all.Plus manlets are perfect for femdom
This dude is such a scumbag, did you find any other of the mass shooters attractive? They have their own little fandoms on tunglr

No. 111962

I thought wanting to fuck mass schooters isn't popular anymore. Yikes.
Tbh I think that finding someone attractive is not a bad thing, it's worse if you find them attractive because they did /something/.

No. 111963

I imagine the fact that these guys did such heinous things adds to the appeal for these anons. It probably relates to the general attraction that a lot of people have to what's taboo.

No. 111966

Seems conventionally handsome to me

No. 111967

Are there any stunningly handsome hybristo-magnets? Seems like all of them are at best average or kinda cute. Their fucked up actions in life seem to be the real attraction.

No. 111968

File: 1553736635441.jpg (24.43 KB, 360x517, Richard-Ramirez.jpg)

Richard Ramirez? Then again it's mostly his jawline and hair. His breathe apparently smelled like shit, dude was just a edgelord. One with great hair

No. 111969

wow, who IS this?

No. 111970

He got new teeth in prison.

No. 111972

File: 1553741604027.jpg (45.76 KB, 500x607, bertmccracken.jpg)

Bert McCracken (lead singer of The Used) was so greasy during his emo days but he could still get it, I'd be lying if I said his greasiness wasn't part of the appeal in the first place though.

No. 111974

File: 1553744353946.png (10.52 KB, 888x130, how did you miss this.png)


>Richard Ramirez

No. 111978

wow. i have NEVER seen this hunky manslut before!

No. 111982

File: 1553758872309.jpg (94.12 KB, 600x1066, 5a208f12a12b9d35d318afc471de2b…)

i have a huge weak spot for skinny manlets

No. 111990

A guy I have been stalking on reddit
he's posted a couple times on r/GC and it doesn't seem like he's trolling
he also posted some pics of himself that he has now deleted and I can't seem to find anywhere else on the internet
the thing is he's bipolar,suicidal and dating a TIF so I would never admit to liking him

No. 111998

>greasy alternative band guys
Same. One time a musician bartender told me that he had used sticky Apple Sours to drunkenly style his emo hair bigger, it may have even been a joke, but the image really stayed with me even though it should have been gross.

If you throw messy hair, ripped jeans and two day old eyeliner on a guy who's a 4, then he's magically a 10 to me. It's a shame guys who style themselves this way past 23 are usually awful.

No. 112003

Me too also would fuck not that ashamed

No. 112005

File: 1553793655750.png (1.37 MB, 1334x750, F2EB0178-4041-430E-8385-00033A…)

Too afraid to post him in the husbandos thread, sorry for 2d

>be me

>get into persona 5
>somehow get attracted to the most morally repugnant villain in the game
>scream internally
>I like akechi and joker and ryuji as my main boys and they're cute and all…
>but some of the adult men in the game, sojiro and iwai as well in addition to kamoshida, make me feel some type of way

I really don't know what it is about him, I'm not usually into baras or highly masculine guys let alone ones who are repugnant as he is from a personality standpoint.

I like a lot of gross villains but most of them are biseinen pretty boys, so I have no idea why I like kamoshida considering what he did, he's not my usual type at all for husbandos

although ngl even if his chin is wonky design wise I actually like his messy hair and thick brows. his english voice actor also has a very sexy baritone, I can't stand his JP voice by comparison, but his english voice is sooo good

I know most people hate him for a good reason, and I despise his actions, but I'm still drawn to him for some reason.

No. 112015

File: 1553802934301.jpg (63.91 KB, 1080x1350, ooga.jpg)

honestly not ashamed but my friends shame me for it so i guess this goes here

No. 112020

pls spoiler

No. 112022

is that chad?

No. 112023

iwai is a fucking babe

No. 112031

so is sojiro tbh, hoo boy indeed I'd hit that

also low key have a thing for shido and I don't even like bald men most of the time

something about the way shigenori soejima designs a lot of the adult men in persona (albeit not all of them) visually appeals to me, he's really good at drawing a differentiated cast of characters

No. 112032

also the other thing that probably draws me to kamoshida is the fact that he looks like he's gotta be at least 2 meters tall (former olympic volleyball player who is gigantic in comparison to everyone else) and he's muscly a f. I have a lot of sports anime husbandos, height is a huge weakness

No. 112035

Me too, anon. I used to think he was kinda gross but when he was dating that one girl for awhile, he was actually so sweet to her and that kind of changed my mind.

No. 112074

Kamoshida is appropriate for this thread. He's pretty shameful despite his popularity. He's pretty popular as a villain, but because of some of the things he does and his cognitive self making people love to hate him. As opposed to Adachi where he is won't be considered as shameful.

Iwai though… MMMMmmmmm…

No. 112089

true. It's fair how the fandom feels about him, his actions were awful.

That doesn't mean I'm not attracted to him, though. I would totally let him bend me over a desk and have his way with me.

No. 112108

File: 1553909662824.jpg (154.16 KB, 500x500, 4300669800_76c2922fe7.jpg)

I miss him so much

No. 112109

I can’t wait to see the shitstorm this post creates.

No. 112110

Kek, good bait, gotta say

No. 112115

File: 1553932503328.jpg (87.78 KB, 756x1000, 1553834356410.jpg)

I found out my boyfriend looks very similar to HP Lovecraft and well now I have a thing for HP Lovecraft

No. 112116

File: 1553932860529.jpg (24.9 KB, 403x604, type-o-negative-peter-steele.j…)

This is not too weird, is it?

>2. You must be over the age of 18 to post here.

No. 112118

I'm envious, dear anon.

No. 112119

Are you in anyway a POC(because that would make it funnier)

No. 112123

does he have a pet cat too?

No. 112124

File: 1553951656163.gif (1.75 MB, 400x225, tumblr_pjhet0bTfp1wtndkxo1_400…)

I really appreciate his videos with suits

No. 112128

File: 1553959457582.jpg (36.11 KB, 299x410, ZjvPq_8Q4imtLN54paoGRFbYsVqTEr…)

Never feel bad anon

No. 112134

File: 1553962724373.jpg (57.64 KB, 652x834, 2152pcovmko21.jpg)

I would :)

No. 112135

he’s got wonky ass psycho eyes

No. 112139

File: 1553969801664.jpg (Spoiler Image, 146.81 KB, 700x1289, peter_steele_nude_019.jpg)

How is this shameful? I thought he was known for being sexy. Just look at his Playgirl spread

No. 112140

he looks like the ultimate nice guy

No. 112141


No. 112147

no lol
yes :)

No. 112153

I don't know why everyone likes him. There's just so many attractive metal guys in the scene and he isn't one of them. He legit looks like a neanderthal and acts really gross and like a little boy from videos I've seen of him.

No. 112174

File: 1554018356475.jpg (Spoiler Image, 36.42 KB, 395x462, Come-Together-michael-jacksons…)

Keep that vile paedo off this thread https://youtu.be/ubR9cXWkXv8

No. 112175

oh shit, what's the video?

No. 112180

File: 1554026824119.jpg (15.5 KB, 349x465, petersteel.jpg)

Shameful cause honestly I'd fuck him even as he was shortly before dying

No. 112186

He was the epitome of a perfect man.

No. 112190

It’s by a band called Collapsing Scenery and the track is “Resort Beyond the Last Resort.” The whole thing is on Vimeo uncensored. I have to warn you though that it stars an older Boyd Rice so he’s not exactly at his most attractive in my opinion.

No. 112194

That picture makes him look hot

He can get it

No. 112196

File: 1554051120131.jpg (101.36 KB, 990x660, sub-buzz-15026-1471549324-1.jp…)

gypsy rose blanchard's dad.

No. 112201

Agreed, his accent is hot too.
My friends all called me gross when I said he was hot but he's got nice arms and he's such a cutie.

No. 112212

File: 1554069643462.jpg (108.65 KB, 1280x720, shidoo.jpg)

kamoshida anon back again, since i mentioned him earlier, might as well post shido too

stupid japanese pitbull

No. 112231


He's good-looking and yeah, his accent is really cool.

No. 112236

File: 1554098313640.jpg (201.91 KB, 1082x1082, D2nFvSKW0AEDf6c.jpg)

No. 112238

File: 1554101342675.jpg (107.47 KB, 861x1190, nintchdbpict0002096243941.jpg)

James May lol. Been watching a lot of Top Gear and Grand Tour lately.

No. 112242

He's genuinely not bad looking in this picture

No. 112246

pls no

No. 112248

I laughed. Really hope you're trolling.

No. 112250

File: 1554112259642.jpg (45.57 KB, 660x379, 1552729715297.jpg)

nta but he looked pretty good before transitioning

No. 112251

damn, that's a shame

No. 112252

i wonder if he used to be as retarded and delusional back then?

No. 112255

according to his own admission when he was in his early 20's he was a "Anti-Feminist Shithead" (thats where the pic of him on the left is from)
then in his Mid 20's he changed and became a SJW dude who used to crossdress and make fun of Alt-Right guys
here's one of his early videos when he still presented himself as "cis"
and about a year ago he came out as Trans and became what he is today

No. 112304

I wouldn’t fuck him but I honestly feel bad for him.
Wasn’t he 17 and her mom was like 24 when Gypsy was born? That’s gross as fuck. Also it seemed like he tried to be a good dad but the mom pretty much isolated Gypsy from everyone.

I mean, maybe I don’t know they whole story. Maybe he was a shitty dad who is trying to cover his ass all these years. But still. A 17 year old and a 24 year old marrying and having a child is gross and predatory, no matter how you slice it.

No. 112308

File: 1554172496514.jpg (116.13 KB, 609x1200, Dtn2DrBV4AAjZda.jpg)

Adding another youtuber I watch, Scott the Woz. I'm not really ashamed since he makes entertaining videos on vidya and I think he's pretty cute and funny. He's not really conventionally attractive and looks so awkward and like the stereotypical nerd. Somehow he makes that look work.

No. 112310

I wouldn't fuck him but I personally understand the appeal anon. He's charming for a big ol' nerd.

No. 112313

Not to get too off topic, but yeah he was young. The mom cut him off and moved farther and farther away, she told Gypsy that he wanted nothing to do with her and he hated her. He seems to be really trying to make up for lost time and he's there for her now. Which I think is part of the reason I find him so hot, he feels so guilty and regretful. That kind of emotion from a hot dad is attractive.
He could definitely get it.

No. 112334

File: 1554216949169.jpg (81.61 KB, 970x546, beta.jpg)

Gotta love a giant man wearing some rotten zombie skin

The actor is really hot IRL too

No. 112342

File: 1554232673589.jpg (12.03 KB, 236x300, s-l300.jpg)

I feel 0 shame in wanting to fuck Ryan Hurst tbh, even wearing zombie-skin.

No. 112346

File: 1554243776321.jpeg (344.41 KB, 1124x1591, 43C3F9D6-EF72-4540-B6BF-2C0AAC…)

He was bretty cute in the early 80s back when he was all glittery and before the vilitigo turned him white

No. 112354

Excellent taste, anon, 10/10

No. 112379

File: 1554262642136.jpg (913.56 KB, 3000x2000, gettyimages-512183250.jpg)

Snoop has a cute nose I'd like to kiss. He was legit good looking when he was young but even being old now he's kinda cute in a bug eyed way? Definitely my weirdest celebrity crush.

No. 112380

File: 1554263467921.gif (457.06 KB, 500x210, 086FAC48-E991-40A7-88A0-025BC7…)

chris pontius from wildboyz and jackass—i had such a crush on him as a kid and still do now.

No. 112401

Yes. His dedication to Alpha is kinda hot too.

No. 112434

He seems like a nice guy tbh. Hasn't he been with the same woman since high school?

No. 112450

File: 1554344685232.jpg (50.96 KB, 620x760, russell-brand-on-stage-for-nbc…)

I'd have his mouth-breathing nu-guru babies

No. 112451

File: 1554344743701.jpg (37.58 KB, 685x385, methode_sundaytimes_prod_web_b…)

No. 112453

File: 1554344883324.jpeg (47.62 KB, 564x656, 5a5fadee6716c.jpeg)

top kek anon

No. 112454

File: 1554345019598.jpg (85.38 KB, 665x1000, MV5BMTcxNDcyOTgyOF5BMl5BanBnXk…)

I get it anonettes

No. 112458

File: 1554348745232.jpg (101.42 KB, 634x920, jjtm2.jpg)

Jason from Teen Mom 2, honestly all of Leah's ex's are pretty hot

No. 112459

File: 1554350906458.jpg (99.28 KB, 1181x954, DDB7eLcVoAENdAP.jpg)


I'm sadly not trolling, anon :(

No. 112461

No shame here, he looks pretty normie to me.

No. 112462

File: 1554358351229.png (60.6 KB, 200x200, DA2E3D1D-3DAE-40EB-9A45-96D311…)

JD from Heathers aka Christian Slater from Heathers. Don’t know if this this really shameful or not but I’m putting it here because JD is pretty much a more charmingly and trigger happy Onision and Christian Slater seems to do cringy shit. Ah well, at least I can’t be the only one.

No. 112463

>posting number one hot boy of the 80s in this thread

No. 112465

No. 112471

File: 1554376486899.jpg (81.91 KB, 720x775, 39600355_272654769895574_21229…)

Imboxboy, this super cringey instagrammer. Both codyko and Danny Gonzalez have done great videos about him.
But yeah, I'm pretty into the whole skinny pretty-boy look.

No. 112479

File: 1554381619410.jpg (75.91 KB, 1080x1229, 26869763_146818832790364_91701…)

Joey the Anime Man. I truly want him to rail me.

No. 112481

File: 1554384068006.jpg (60.2 KB, 1280x720, disgust.jpg)

Reminder that this is robot containment thread and most posters here are ugly males that no one will ever want.(Go back to your thread)

No. 112488

What are you going on about?

No. 112494

File: 1554404938253.png (Spoiler Image, 1.68 MB, 1150x1136, jones.png)

[spoiler]posted him before, i have a terrible thing for jim jones before he got too overweight. the popular ones seem to be dahmer, ramirez, bundy, and the columbine boys. cult leaders seem to usually be ignored by hybristos, even ones as popular as manson. (/spoiler)

No. 112495

hi sapphire

No. 112529

File: 1554447184976.jpg (Spoiler Image, 74.03 KB, 698x1024, Shadman irl trigger mentionlis…)

No. 112533

you know thats not actually him right
just one of his fans

No. 112537

That midriff looks fake as hell on that fat body lmao.

No. 112617

Most shameful of this whole thread

No. 112623

Gonna have to agree with you, anon. It's a shame that literally none of his porn is good.

No. 112626

He used to be an even more retarded attention seeking "anti-sjw"

No. 112633

He looked like Wade Robson before

No. 112634

File: 1554601078230.gif (1.23 MB, 540x300, OAYM.gif)

cult leaders > mass murderers
love the absolute deranged look they have. manson is bottom tier cult leader though imo
Ok i know he was suppose to be hot in the 80s but he looks so much better old and scraggly. he plays such a good loon

No. 112647


I would smash both of them. No shame.

No. 112652

File: 1554632734613.png (395.76 KB, 500x748, E718E877-0665-4974-835F-378DEF…)

kek i’ve posted about him in these threads before. it’s his character in particular that i’m attracted to, though, which is the embarrassing part.

No. 112653

File: 1554632821514.jpeg (48.21 KB, 500x502, BC414ABE-FA67-433C-809E-D622F8…)

No. 112664

lost my virginity to a guy who looked like JD. Even dressed a little similar to him. That was the only good thing about him tbh.

No. 112667

File: 1554655013024.jpg (40.64 KB, 696x390, https___78.media.tumblr.com_58…)

Hard agree anon. I have a big stupid crush on Matt cause he's everything I want in a guy. The fact that he loves Animal Crossing and does funee scream are big pluses. Too bad it's probably all projection of my own fantasies though. Also I'm not asian rip

On that same note Jay is way too old for me but I find his genuine love and encyclopedic knowledge of obscure movies very endearing. Men who have that balance of being really involved in their hobbies while also having an awareness of the world around them are really attractive.

No. 112668

File: 1554656435733.png (206.19 KB, 400x418, 5c7f67340c852.image.png)

I wanna be his trad wife so bad

No. 112673

he has a franken head kek. he looks like onion

No. 112675

Hell no lmfao this that school shooter prediction nigga

No. 112677

I always liked Jay, but never thought about him being attractive that much. But about a couple months ago when I was re watching a bunch of their videos, I got really horny and just wanted to ride that tiny man.

No. 112678

Is that fuckin' Nick Fuentes?

No. 112694

File: 1554689585844.png (Spoiler Image, 522.68 KB, 572x640, a.png)

>tfw no cult leader bf to pin you down and make you worship him

No. 112713

File: 1554721884427.jpg (81.87 KB, 736x1104, 61b2b3f1bba456e3e22e2db0314813…)

We can have no lip manlet babies together.

No. 112726

File: 1554746946909.jpg (251.9 KB, 900x1319, 369448.jpg)


No. 112761


you can buy his sperm online for a fee.

No. 112763

File: 1554773600018.jpeg (76.06 KB, 455x594, 51541EDB-1C80-4838-98CC-32E6FA…)

I like how mean he is

No. 112768

Honestly same. He was so fucking hot in Buffalo 66. Great film.

Lol is that offer STILL up

No. 112769

No. 112772

File: 1554778640211.jpg (9.62 KB, 200x300, nm0004192.jpg)

Younger Kenny was so much more qt.

No. 112773

File: 1554780712589.jpg (89.15 KB, 600x393, romanian-men-corneliu-zelea-co…)

Extremist political figures of various kinds. Nazis dont really do it for me but communists, religious extremists, and other fascist movements do. Theres something about the drive for power/idealism and the lengths theyre willing to go to achieve it thats attractive.

Upon reading this a second time I realize that's awful but I cant help it.

No. 112775

so gross. there's nothing attractive about him. everyone hates spenny but with a gun to my head, i'd take spenny over kenny any day of the week.

faux deep douchebag and a terrible person with 0 talent. he's so scuzzy and nauseating. i'd rather die. worse yet, i believe he's a conservative that tries to be artsy, which is so pathetic. you girls really have terrible taste and it's worrying.

No. 112776

he's a Goblino with nasolabial folds

No. 112890

File: 1554975307213.jpg (95.77 KB, 800x420, 9-21-16-paul-joseph-watson.jpg)

He's so detestable, but I want him to whisper everything he's going to do to me before fucking my brains out with nonstop eye contact.

No. 112891

He has a handsome face but his voice and way of talking makes me want to slap him. He ends every sentence in the same weird way and once you hear it you'll never unhear it.

No. 112896

Him and Ben Shapiro have the biggest gayfaces I’ve even seen. What’s up with the alt right and gayfaces?

No. 112897

Him and Ben Shapiro have the biggest gayfaces I’ve even seen. What’s up with the alt right and gayfaces?

No. 112900

File: 1555002898349.jpg (169.24 KB, 1200x901, Daxqf0bWsAACkx3.jpg)

I find him really, genuinely ugly. He has this… griminess to him in candids that reminds me of john kuckian. Lighting and angles do him wonders.

No. 112901

it's always the guys who think they're the most offensive and think they know a thing about TRUE RAW MASCULINITY shit too
trying to make up for the fact they don't look chiseled

No. 112902

File: 1555004165420.png (672.77 KB, 740x636, kenny.png)

incredibly based

No. 112913

File: 1555017316210.png (512.81 KB, 598x603, download.png)

holy kek he looks absolutely disgusting in that photo oh my god
i thought he was kinda cute after i saw this instagram pic, but now i know the truth

No. 112916

File: 1555019411059.jpg (55.63 KB, 646x431, james-acaster-repertoire.jpg)

Wasn't ashamed until my friends said I should be, but James Acaster could do whatever he wanted to me

No. 112930

File: 1555028125935.png (368.74 KB, 500x500, 5890964-9822797385-51812.png)

All the other villainous males on GOT are trash because they're evil, but total cowards who can't handle the heat being directed at them. Ramsay however doesn't give a fuck and is genuinely fearless. 10/10 would marry without hesitation.

No. 112931

File: 1555028345882.jpg (65.15 KB, 1280x720, a13b2513707a858f080efee80cd190…)

Samefag, but I'd fuck Viserys too. Strictly based on looks, though. He's just so fucking pretty.

No. 112932

It's okay, anon, I would totally fuck Contra too (pretransition though)

No. 112937

No. 112939

I mean, this is the ashamed to fuck thread not the "most perfect handsome and gentlest caring man" you want to fuck thread.

No. 112952

Great taste in GOT husbandos. Viserys was a whiny bitch and I’m not even into elfen pretty boys but I was insanely attracted to him. Also Khal Drogo. I know Jason Momoa is considered attractive and probably doesn’t belong here but I still found it weird that I wanted to fuck the guy with eyeliner and ponytail beard.

No. 112953

Isn’t he like 5’10”? That’s not super tall but I wouldn’t say that’s manlet status, either. At least he has a nice ass.

No. 112955

you know that pic was photoshopped right
he's actually got a pretty flat ass

No. 112956

File: 1555058470637.jpeg (97.1 KB, 512x512, 2E1C02B4-4BA8-4E76-9DF0-D8475B…)

i want louis theroux to take me. i’ve always found him so sexy and funny but my friends make fun of me for it. he looks really hot with a beard and greys too.

No. 112959

File: 1555060612732.jpg (57.8 KB, 564x851, nick.jpg)

i hate to admit it but 80s nick cave is stupid hot. you'd meet him at a seedy bar and he'd probably spend the whole night fantasising about strangling you which is obviously half the appeal

No. 112961

honestly he looks more like a victim to me

No. 112988

File: 1555086725672.png (226.74 KB, 383x387, Screen Shot 2019-04-13 at 1.29…)

i want to break up his marriage. i want to make him beg, in whatever means. i'm not usually a femdom but i'd love to dom this piece of shit.

would fuck in a heartbeat (his older self, i mean. his younger self is too boyish for me). good catch, anon

No. 113015

File: 1555109656806.jpg (32.62 KB, 500x507, tumblr_nn0bxlqsPg1t5c9xdo1_500…)

I dunno why but i was attracted to 80s Nick cave myself, but he'd probably be depraved af in bed. (I've also been playing a ton of red dead redemption 2, so that might have something to do with it. He gives me a Dutch van der linde vibe.)

No. 113020

He really looks like one of the Gallagher brothers from Oasis here. Is it me?

No. 113021

Damn, really? That’s a shame.
He’s still qt tho. Definitely not my top pick in terms of MCU but I can see his appeal.

No. 113022

File: 1555129770541.jpg (38.26 KB, 600x320, 788.jpg)

I want jared harris to bang me everywhere

No. 113023

he looks like fatvegfem

No. 113024

anon, pls, don't ruin this for me

No. 113025

File: 1555133455939.gif (1.07 MB, 156x216, 5341BF0E-FE1E-4C37-B9E5-E0B567…)

No. 113064

File: 1555178020360.png (Spoiler Image, 746.99 KB, 905x662, styx.png)

please dont lynch me

No. 113072


oh fuck yeah anon he gives me those feelings as well

No. 113079

File: 1555203683143.jpg (45.73 KB, 400x600, 888a5ef5654426d96725c4dd4050ca…)

Only in this mask though.

No. 113085

I could see the appeal when To Catch a Predator was at its height of popularity. He was kinda hot in a olden man/silver fox way.

No. 113106

Absolute god tier taste. Any scene with him and Myranda is hot as fuck.
>he will never hunt you
Why even live?

No. 113116

seconded. No shame anon.

No. 113118

File: 1555269384939.jpeg (48.6 KB, 968x681, 34B44FB3-C732-45BF-B3C0-9F0DA3…)

sorry if i make a newfag mistake and idk if he was posted before. i love his weird smile and voice. not my usual type at all, i love masculine tall guys generally.

No. 113119

File: 1555271722657.jpg (1005.35 KB, 985x1624, Morrissey-Hairstyle-4.jpg)

Morrissey could have gotten it hard when he was young and I'm mad.

No. 113132

he's cute in his own way

few men deserve to be in this thread. I wish we only had one thread about men and women respectively and no threads with shame

No. 113144

It's not only about the looks, tho. If you're attracted to, for example, not really nice man - you're ashamed and want to share it.

But true, some of those men are pretty decent, but maybe anons are feeling ashamed for other reasons

No. 113148

I could honestly care less if people care about the conventional attractiveness of a person or character, but if they aren't conventionally attractive and dont have the best personality to match, that's probably when I start feeling more ashamed even if they're fictional.

tbh I think quite a few of the men in this thread aren't ugly, a lot of them are cute, even if not conventionally attractive, they're not ungodly hideous, but I understand and relate to many an anon's shame ITT for reasons

No. 113171

File: 1555353303211.jpg (39.75 KB, 636x421, this is my religion.jpg)

He may not have abs but he has the voice of a god. Tbh I don't care if he has a tummy, imo dad bods are cute.

No. 113173

i like him a lot, no shame

No. 113179

yessss anon hearing him speak about physics gets me off

No. 113182

File: 1555362395840.jpg (75.51 KB, 800x400, moot.jpg)

No. 113198

I would like him way more if he didn't think rape was hilarious, fetishized asians, and was way racist…

No. 113215

Ily anon. I want to sit on his CHIN

No. 113224

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No. 113226

File: 1555394118413.png (1.02 MB, 953x536, Shinlim.png)

This random dude from America's Got Talent. Ashamed because he isn't that attractive, looks like a douchebag, and I think I have a bit of the fever again.

He winked near the end of that one performance with Terry and I basically died. Also what those hands do

No. 113228

He's adorable.

No. 113230

He's cute, I dunno if you got douchebag vibes from his body language or demeanor but I can't see it from looks alone.

No. 113256

Samefag here, but rip me bruh. I only knew him through his music.

No. 113452

File: 1555685626400.jpg (187.21 KB, 1080x1080, 050db7a9-2b16-4a03-8d60-ad9cd5…)

I'm not even into kpop but I'd let this dude eat my pussly like there's no tomorrow.

No. 113454

you sure you don’t mean you’d let him hit your pussy like you never ever felt before?

No. 113458


NAYRT, but take it offff now gurlll

No. 113464

File: 1555701970921.jpeg (62.75 KB, 450x586, 308139D4-5193-4134-A3E4-98342D…)

Wrong dude. That was pic related.

No. 113465

File: 1555702447628.jpeg (172.99 KB, 1280x1920, 80BA4DB7-FF5A-41BC-B3B7-B2ADBE…)

Would also let him at my pussly.

No. 113467

i know, i just couldn’t resist when anon worded it like that

sage for ot

No. 113468

File: 1555708376442.jpg (5.84 KB, 185x273, king ov hell.jpg)

His personality is awful but aesthetically he is perfect

No. 113469

File: 1555708424592.jpg (43.96 KB, 500x599, tom cato visnes.jpg)


even without corpsepaint he is kind of hot

No. 113474

File: 1555711459755.jpg (31.57 KB, 645x363, lmfao.jpg)

Probably one of the most shameful in all these threads…I would totally let Mortiis have it but only in his prosthetics. I want to sit on his face and I want to rip his nose off so I can reach his mouth.

His face looks like your average white european dude without his prosthetics so I just couldn't get into him without them. It's probably the fantasy aspect that does it for me.

No. 113477

Shameful but I get it. Young Mortiis was a weird way of good-looking with his pointy ears and the nose prostethic

No. 113478

dropped the correct reply

No. 113481

Why is corpsepaint so damn hot?

No. 113486

Why are metal boys so damn hot?

These are the real questions.

No. 113489

File: 1555731076256.gif (988.31 KB, 245x226, tumblr_mu0dbhj6zA1rt36hvo3_250…)

I want him to fuck me while wearing a maid dress

No. 113495

and more important, where can I find a hot metal boyfriend?

No. 113496

No Idea
their used to be tons of Goths,Emos,Punks and Metal heads in the 2000's when I was In High School and collage but since around 2010's or so they have decreased
for the last 6 years now I can't recall even seeing a goth,emo,punk or metal head(its just so disheartening)
I hope this doesn't come across as racebait but I think this might have something due to the popularity of rap

No. 113497

I think it is, because there are no metalheads around and it is frustrating. Even just for finding friends that like metal and have similar interests

No. 113503

Choked on my drink laughing, anon

No. 113504

File: 1555766588847.jpg (160.73 KB, 1848x962, Sergei-Polunin-01.jpg)

Sergei Polunin. I don't know. I think he is very attractive. But I'm also aware that most people thing he looks weird.. Plus, he is my problematic fav

No. 113536

File: 1555850107335.jpg (175.35 KB, 1000x800, johnny.jpg)

my APUSH teacher and this fat fuck waiter I used to work with.

When I was 16 (I'm 19 now) I secretly masturbated in my APUSH teacher's class. Not sure how no one noticed but I was so into him it just happened. He was so handsome although he had a beer belly. The main thing, though, was that he was an ex-cop so he was really, really mean and strict and used to yell at me a lot so…yeah.

And the second guy…he just revolted me. I would never have sex with/date a bisexual guy (just a huge turn off for me) but once I had a dream he "raped" me but I actually liked it. I think that stems from the fact he cornered me at the restaurant and complimented me with no one present and it freaked me out, rather than any repressed attraction towards repulsion for bisexual men. He looked like pic related, except with the fat in his man tiddies going to his love handles instead.

No. 113542

you wanna know how I know you're a male?

No. 113566

File: 1555880888607.jpg (204.22 KB, 1200x1195, jared_kushner_photo_jason_kemp…)

I honestly think that he has no conscience or backbone whatsoever. It's so weird to me that him and everyone in Trump's immediate circle were basically textbook liberals before Obama was elected. He's really cute tho.

His brother Josh is even hotter, but I'm not ashamed to say I'd fuck him

No. 113577

File: 1555899065872.png (43.49 KB, 250x250, soldier.png)

i want to peg soldier from tf2 so much it's not even funny.

No. 113578

why ?
the idea of playing with a guy's asshole grosses me out so much

No. 113580

nta but not everyone is exactly like you.
I don't like it either, but that's how it is.

No. 113581

it's more about humiliation. i just like the idea of making a cocky, arrogant idiot squirm. especially a (most likely) homophobic one trying to convince himself it's okay to like taking it up the ass.

i don't really know why i like it so much

No. 113584

I really hate anything with humiliation
I mean the whole thing just doesn't sound healthy
I'm not that judgemental with kinks but I would break up with any man who would ever suggested it to me.
Men's asses are incredibly gross begin

No. 113585

yeah it's not healthy and i wouldn't do it with a real guy. just a fantasy specific to soldier.

No. 113588

who is he ?

No. 113599

Styxhexenhammer666 on Youtube

No. 113600

File: 1555961675579.jpg (77.64 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

He is so smug and retarded.

No. 113606

File: 1555973951524.jpg (53.49 KB, 620x418, kids-in-the-hall.jpg)

All of them at the same time but I go home with Bruce

No. 113611

I went to school with him and he's in the closet

No. 113613

File: 1555983285358.jpg (35.73 KB, 563x800, 1555688633782.jpg)

Andreja Pejić befroe he became a troon

No. 113614

anon that is TERRIBLE. My ex boyfriend looks so much like I’m the resemblance is uncanny, and I hated having sex with him. Spare yourself. He is probably a shitty fuck.

No. 113624

I want to make him change his views on premarital sex

No. 113627

File: 1555989889642.jpg (89.99 KB, 1280x720, retsu.jpg)

I haven't watched any of their newer videos, but Slowbeef seems like a good dad.

No. 113630

I used to want to fuck Diabetus. What a gent.

No. 113633

I don’t care because I’m not a dude dumb ass lmao

No. 113635

Are you sure? Did he say anything about it? I’m sure from the way he acts it isn’t that much of a surprise but I’m wondering if it’s confirmed

No. 113637

If that is the case, do spill the milk, perhaps in the tradthot thread. In his stream with Venti he talked about how he doesn't like talking about his views on homosexuality very much because when you talk about it too much it seems like you're over compensating.

No. 113638

File: 1556001746013.jpg (293.3 KB, 1080x1440, 239200_v9_ba.jpg)

Glenn Howerton. All versions, all (above) ages, whatever. It's embarrassing to me because my fantasy standards are normally so much higher? We're talking anime beefcakes, the Leon Kennedys of the video game world, the Chris Hemsworths of the real world.

And then there's this guy. Every time I've seen him without a shirt during my IASIP binge he's looked utterly mediocre. And it annoys me, because maybe it's my imagination itself readjusting and prepping for the fact that if I eventually get married, it'll probably be to someone closer to earth than a 9/10 hunk. Which I've always understood, I'm not an idiot, but lusting after someone less than a 9 in the privacy of my own head feels like I'm embracing it. How irritating.

tl;dr glenn howerton is contributing to this year's early quarter life crisis. damn you, glenn howerton.

No. 113639

Hahaha anon! He has tiny little bird eyes and a large forehead, and is like 55 or something. Shameful.

No. 113640

oh god same. i never found him attractive on IASIP and then i started watching AP Bio and realized he was activating my almonds. the soft lighting they use on that show + his perpetual scruff does not help.

No. 113641

File: 1556009278845.jpg (41.9 KB, 483x633, 1473757102_tumblr_nmxp03ggmy1r…)

Sergei is gorgeous. I always thought he was conventionally attractive but I guess maybe not. His talent just adds to his beauty tho for sure. Are you ashamed because of all the stupid things he said recently? He seems to have a lot of issues which makes sense if you've seen the documentary about his life, it's very sad.

No. 113644

Ohhhhhh I'm so ashamed but I really want to fuck Dennis. Not only does he vaguely look/act like my first (abusive lmao) fling but he's so good at acting hilariously insane.

No. 113648

There's a frowny face emoji in my heart reserved just for you. also I just checked and he's 42

'Glenn Howerton as the teacher you'd fuck' is one of the least shameful Glenn Howerton options for sure.

It's weird because I don't want to fuck Dennis, he's dangerous and probably a shitty lay, but I would happily follow him around for weeks observing him. It's strange behaviour but I just really like the way his face moves and shifts. Fictional BPD wrecks are neato to me I guess.

No. 113649

I don't really think "I'm ashamed". He really seems to have had a messed up childhood and has spiraled a bit in the last few months. But he seems like a nice person. He was in my country a few months back and a friend of mine met him. She said he was very kind, not too much of a prima donna like many in his profession who have reached his level of fame. She works for the National theater as a sort of talent manager so she often interacts with ballet dancers, opera singers, actors and such. She was really impressed by him, usually she is annoyed and horrified by popular people in those arts.
I guess I posted him here instead of the "attractive thread" because when my friend told me about him I said I thought he is beautiful and she said: "He has a strange kind of beauty, not for everyone, but he was very kind and considerate while working with us"

No. 113655

same, on ap bio he looks good. except he seems skinny as fuck, is that just me? his face looks so thin

No. 113657

File: 1556026503517.png (433.98 KB, 475x538, why.PNG)

This braindead guy from the 'this isn't a beach, it's a bath tub' meme. I pretend he's stoned, and get a bit turned on.

No. 113659

File: 1556027046409.jpg (28.95 KB, 644x429, shameful.jpg)

Yelawolf. Probably not the most shameful one in this thread but still, I'm ashamed over this. Especially shameful since I'm your typical, always presentable college girl, still something about this tattooed rapper gets me going.

No. 113668

File: 1556041992115.jpg (54.75 KB, 400x400, xJDlgVDw.jpg)

Fun fact, he later started doing gay porn and allegedly got HIV and then became a born again Christian pastor and crossfit gym owner. He now has a wife and kid.


No. 113702

Wow, judging by how often he mentions Jesus, I suspect he's closeted. Damnit, I always crush on gay guys.

No. 113706

File: 1556091663513.jpeg (27.21 KB, 450x422, 1C79793C-F881-4654-BDC3-ED0A79…)

Young Mr Rogers

Ashamed because he’s such a pure symbol of childhood and I would do unspeakable things

No. 113709

>I would do unspeakable things
owwwww what unspeakable things ?

No. 113714

File: 1556098641161.jpg (49.36 KB, 561x640, rogers.jpg)

Mr Rogers is the ultimate husbando, any girl would be lucky to have someone so kind.

He looks like good domme bait.

No. 113738

The gay porn is also maybe a clue haha

No. 113750

File: 1556138921144.jpg (90.44 KB, 600x400, rock-am-ring-slipknot-2009-21.…)

I feel you except for me it's Chris. So sad about what's happened with him and the rest of the band.

No. 113759

File: 1556153750604.gif (480.9 KB, 500x245, C4510D17-EA94-4C5D-8A47-474BB7…)

This is why I love the farm. You crazy ladies make me feel less crazy kek. Corpse paint is so hot.

Gif related: Abbath could get it.

No. 113765

File: 1556174997393.jpg (482.75 KB, 679x1020, 273065_117.jpg)

Not that ashamed

No. 113767

File: 1556184345835.jpg (60.4 KB, 770x470, gaben.jpg)

i'm gaming fag, so gaben from valve.

No. 113819

wow anon, this is truly shameful lol

No. 113833

this is the worst one yet

No. 113834

cheeseburger daddy

No. 113838

lol, at the beginning i just think of him as weird meme guy of gaming community. but after stumbled upon many videos of him i genuinely think he is kinda cute. maybe its just bc i always have a crush toward fat awkward nerdy guy. very shameful, please kill me.

No. 113843

I have a video my friend got for me at a con of Ryan saying he loves me in a stupid voice. it's my favourite video and I cherish it.

holy fuck I'm glad I'm not alone here


No. 113844

File: 1556352367147.jpg (98.02 KB, 900x900, unnamed.jpg)

I also hate that I'm alo attracted by his accent. I need to love myself.

No. 113846


we can't help being attracted to whomever we're drawn to

No. 113851

File: 1556373337202.jpg (579.19 KB, 2351x1322, h6RvFUQ.jpg)

My fucking sides. Gaben looks fucking hilarious. I love how ethe majority of photos of him is just a close-up of his entire face.

No. 113877

File: 1556403158918.jpg (23.06 KB, 640x360, michael gira.jpg)

michael gira. i am terrified of him but damn

No. 113878

File: 1556403196790.jpg (51.19 KB, 576x362, 1e095dfaec2edd6238fb90f3d700e3…)

Talking about metalheads, I can't believe no one has mentioned Dead yet
He probably smelled like shit and dirt, but goddamn he was such a cutie

No. 113880

oh no, anon….yikes

No. 113913

he's my ideal type of guy, being a metalhead myself.

No. 113915

File: 1556453629959.jpg (94.01 KB, 1200x1200, CwiN557WQAAJYk5.jpg)

>has anxiety attacks over nothing

why do I love him????

No. 113937

Holy fuck saaaame. I’ve alwahs thought Chris Fehn was the hottest member.
Thank you anon now I feel less alone

No. 113938

File: 1556483894490.jpeg (17.27 KB, 300x240, F76A98D8-6FDB-4C3B-8515-068AAA…)

Speaking of metal heads, I’d let Varg stab me 23 times in self defense

No. 113953

I mean…he was cute when he was younger but please love yourself. Don't harm yourself with this bullshit lol

No. 113955

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varg used to look so good when he was younger but god damn it he loses all the appeal with his nazi bullshit

No. 113956

File: 1556492879491.jpg (56.06 KB, 540x680, 5b0ed756276d4b7c3bbb5998d69955…)

samefag but I've always had a soft spot for Euronymous

No. 113987

File: 1556527691790.jpg (40.96 KB, 500x667, Frost Classic.jpg)

If we're already talking about metalheads, Frost was cute too

No. 114006

Is this Kyle Nathan Perkins of Tulsa, Oklahoma?

No. 114008

>tfw never will have a qt metalhead bf that looks like Varg

No. 114009

File: 1556555655985.jpeg (15.97 KB, 352x352, 7B59F10C-15DD-417A-92F3-FA0DF2…)

You dropped your image anon, but don’t worry I got you.

No. 114014

Gross. Somehow that's worse lmfao

No. 114056

File: 1556596679361.jpeg (30.7 KB, 400x435, ECC11119-63E6-49D8-B8AF-C503EC…)

Thanks anon. It’s exactly my feel.

No. 114059

What are you talking about? He’s not bad or even mediocre looking at all. Sure he’s not the most handsome guy ever but there’s a reason why Dennis is usually referred as the “good looking one” out of all the IASIP guys.

If this post was talking about how much you still want to fuck Dennis Reynolds despite all the terrible shit he’s done then that would make more sense.

No. 114065

Who is this repulsive creature. Jfc he's ugly

No. 114070

A lot of the men here aren't shameful lays, they're just not 10/10 mega hotties

No. 114080

File: 1556630500414.jpg (29.02 KB, 328x532, dead.jpg)

dead was the most attractive one imo. from what ive read he was probably the """"nicest"""" one out of this whole gang too, but he did some weird shit as well. it was all nothing compared to what the others did though.

i feel quite sad for him tbh.

No. 114092

it's a shame that he killed himself when he was so young. Metalion later said that he just needed a friend to show him that life wasn't as bleak as Dead thought, so that's extra sad

No. 114109


I don't know why, but I really wanna fuck this guy. His mannerisms, the way he talks, he sounds and acts autistic as fuck. I have been having dreams about him. How do i stop

No. 114115

i used to hang out in a chatroom with him

No. 114116

Peterson and Zizek….yeah. Peterson mostly for looks (friend say he looks german and well, i love germans) and Zizek for his decadent aura

No. 114118

what is he like
what is his name

No. 114119

Kill yourself Jules, you’re fucking pathetic

No. 114132

Is he serious? This video is so cringy, but I am already in love with him, too. Weird how an attractive face can make you forgive embarrassing behavior, huh:

Žižek is disgusting.

No. 114149

File: 1556735001631.png (378.53 KB, 452x740, KJFEU3R.png)

Joji's looking normal again (even cute) but I'm still embarassed.

No. 114150

Finding Peterson attractive is worse than that anon finding GabeN attractive. Ffs, dude claimed that drinking apple cider caused him to have insomnia for 25 days straight and eats nothing but red meat and salt.

No. 114151

i feel you anon don't be embarassed he's cute

No. 114167

File: 1556758665961.png (324.92 KB, 439x467, shane.png)

Shane from the dreaded buzzfeed.

No. 114169

i love him entirely unironically but i wish unsolved would split off from buzzfeed like the try guys did. still a solid show though

No. 114173

The nicest? Sorry to burst your bubble, but the man killed cats and had serious mental issues. Someone who thinks they're literally dead isn't going to be a nice person to be around, he's just as bad as the others.

Definitely shameful. Dude became the things he made fun of lmao and he isn't good looking to redeem being a ninny

No. 114176

File: 1556768649068.png (472.21 KB, 1280x720, tumblr_inline_p1d0gskscF1s9ewc…)

What's shameful about this? I assume BU has quite the female fanbase. Shane's a qt

they're like, the last ones left aren't they? try guys and every other buzzfeed creater left to continue the work on their own, right? I mean, who could blame them

No. 114181

i want huskii to chokeslam me tbh

something about his face is just so attractive, the cheekbones maybe? even with green hair he still looked hot.

most shameful part isn't that he's an aussie rapper, it's that i actually like some of his music.

No. 114182

File: 1556779209021.png (657.4 KB, 596x594, huskii.png)

image didn't post

No. 114186

nta, he hated cats but never actually killed one (still did try to do it) lol the guy was incredibly messed up and was obsessed with death animals, but compared to Varg and Hellhammer, Dead was close to an angel tbh

No. 114195

File: 1556802997667.jpg (16.21 KB, 236x262, 5da984ba703986cdf5abfb65fb9fae…)

Young unabomber

No. 114197

I never wanted to fuck him but yeah, he was pretty handsome

No. 114214

File: 1556825131270.jpg (62.55 KB, 650x380, tig-soa.jpg)

Well I started watching Sons of Anarchy because of Ryan Hurst and now I've found a new sparkly addition to my shameful list
t. >>112334

No. 114226

File: 1556839333502.gif (1.97 MB, 540x250, 107ecce0-4645-4440-be6a-600e9f…)

Oscar Diaz from On my Block, his character kinda grew to me later on in the show

No. 114236

File: 1556845619382.jpg (34.64 KB, 555x865, xJohnReilly,281,29.jpg.pagespe…)

i think john c reilly is weirdly hot, i know he's not attractive whatsoever but his personality and charisma and humor are great and something about the "middle aged dad who's let himself go" look combined with it just turns me on

No. 114251

File: 1556853962004.gif (1.12 MB, 480x270, giphy.gif)

fucking blueface lmao, I've watched the Thotiana music video a shameful number of times. Obviously he's a conventionally attractive dude but I kind of like all the trashy tattoos and how retarded he acts or possibly actually is.

No. 114294

File: 1556931736001.png (208.45 KB, 599x411, TheMysteriousMrEnter.png)

The Mysterious Mr.Enter

No. 114307

Literally "aspergers: the man"

No. 114309

Oh anon…I used to feel the same, unfortunately. So you're not alone, seeing this felt almost like a slap in the face lol. But I saw what he looked like in his recent stalker video and was like…I feel nothing.

No. 114313

File: 1556966857193.jpg (7.7 KB, 234x216, images.jpg)

No. 114314

same anon >>114294
I know he's a literal autist manchild. everything about him is childish. That's most obvious with this project and his love of banal children's television,but it doesn't stop there,He's unemployed, he lives with his grandparents, he's almost 30, and he's made a livelihood of screaming about cartoons for children. It's not even like he gets into the technical aspects of the animation or the writing. He just rants about minutia that no one cares about . He's not even particularly good when it comes to that. His ideas are always simplistic and sloppily-presented. Even then, he's awkward and inarticulate at getting his points across. So many of his answers to questions about GA have just been him half-heartedly mumbling "not important." He has none of the useful talents required for working on an animated show and should stop right now,but despite all of that I find him kinda cute and have this fantasy of giving him a pity fuck

No. 114316

Ah, it's the retard fancier from the fetish thread.

No. 114344

Unsolved isn't bad by buzzfeed standard
+ think he's actually cute

No. 114359

Addison Anderson
The Guy who narrates for the Ted-Ed Vidoes

No. 114362

File: 1557055131089.png (291.54 KB, 402x821, NNW_lTvBLP9CdiaHsioVKfkWbYwQVg…)

The mod of incel.me is so cute.

No. 114363

He's so dainty and pretty looking.

No. 114366

A lot of Incel dudes are actually pretty cute looking to be honest

No. 114369

File: 1557069604155.jpg (88.57 KB, 918x476, FB_IMG_1554281353253.jpg)

It's so nice to be amongst other anons again.

At least this softest of bois is in line with my own politics. I'm deeply ashamed of how aware I am that King Manlet Shapiro is a fuckin stone cold drink despite his rubber lips and if we're going only on facial attractiveness he would 100% get it

No. 114371

Same, I know anons here don't like hbomb…but he's hinted at being a fucking sub too, so damn.

No. 114374

I honestly don't understand how you can not like someone who opens a panel with "Hi I'm Harris Bomberguy and ever since I was a young child I've wanted to commit white genocide."

It's very obvious that he's an ex-Goon and has that sense of humour you have after mostly growing up from being an accomplished shitposter and that just makes him prime husbando material for me

No. 114384

File: 1557089920463.jpg (82.83 KB, 1080x720, krimsonrogue.jpg)


I'm not ashamed per se, but KrimsonRogue is exactly my type physically, although he can seem like the actual personification of reddit itself, so clearly it hurts to hear him speak sometimes (his intonation and jokes sometimes whiplashes me into 2010); but goddamn is he fucking pretty to me. Plus his book analyses are pretty solid and poke holes through Greg's books quite powerfully, tbqh he'd make a good editor.

No. 114386

File: 1557090582650.jpg (1.67 MB, 1280x720, cQV5Kl4.jpg)

He's so precious

No. 114387

i wouldn't even be ashamed of this one, anon
Hbomb is really cute and seems like am actual nice person
But I swear, men having the same ideology as me makes them soo much more attractive

No. 114388

yup, totally on the same page as the anons before me. glad to know I am not alone here, I just have a soft spot for really, really soft boys.
bonus for the sarcasm. I like guys that can roast the living hell out of me.

No. 114391

he’s been a shameful crush of mine for a while too. something about him just makes him seem like cute bf material

No. 114400

ugh I hate seeing dudes who aren't ugly (and frankly that's most of them) become immersed in heinous incel groupthink

if he just upped his confidence and stopped hating women and himself he'd actually be more physically attractive and be able to date them, what a waste

No. 114401

I guess it truly goes to show that inceldom is all in the head, he is totally ideal to the subset of women that like really cute guys.

No. 114405

File: 1557113261589.png (456.16 KB, 1065x647, 20190506_042514.png)

This one is more of a self-shame but apparently all of my crushes these days are fuckin YouTuber nerds

anons i think i need to get laid jfc

No. 114407

Shared pain, anon. His voice is so low too and he is so fucking tall, i am ashamed to be into that shit.

No. 114411

This is just sad, he's so cute. The guy in >>114366 is good looking too. What a waste. The whole Chad thing works against them because they have no way of conceiving of how to be attractive outside of a narrow ideal.

No. 114415

Holy shit lol, I was just talking to my friend about how I found him attractive. I was not expecting to see him on here.

No. 114419

Who wouldn't?

No. 114421

File: 1557147452343.jpg (80.49 KB, 685x473, mmm.jpg)


No. 114429

File: 1557154042424.png (114.25 KB, 1080x1310, Screenshot_2019-05-06-16-45-45…)

I feel you, anon, I binge watched his videos a while ago because I found him hot, but I realised it was only because of his hair

No. 114430

He's sooooo cute and just my type too…!! It's so sad that he's an incel though…

I agree. Not all incels are as hideous as they claim, their personalities however… They always find ways to bring each other down so they can't escape inceldom. That and the fact that some try to "one-up" one another by seeing who is more doomed and "oppressed".

No. 114433

Oh it's absolutely because of the hair. And lapsed shaving. Some men just look better with stubble, and I feel like he'll age like a fine wine. I'll check back in with my thirst in a few years when he's grown into his face more.

No. 114513

File: 1557342171752.jpg (43.07 KB, 473x612, 515591236-612x612.jpg)

Domagoj Vida. Most people seem to find him ugly. I think he is good looking.

No. 114515

He's extremely cute, which means for him to be an incel he must be a horrific person.

No. 114535

Holy shit yes. I got turned on watching one of his videos once, it was actually embarrassing. Double shame because he was way older in the vid and objectively pretty ugly

No. 114537

Derrick Jensen despises male sexuality and men as a whole as throughout his childhood he was raped and gaslit by his own father

No. 114546

File: 1557415606967.jpeg (116.82 KB, 608x781, 537EE42F-3F12-48DC-92FF-6A8AF0…)

I’ve had the most absurd crush on him for years now. It doesn’t help that he has such a good taste in film too. Also he’s nearing 40 and still looks really youthful, I love men like that but they’re so rare.

No. 114549

OOF SAME, ever since he got that beard he's been one of my favorite guys to masturbate to
my fiancee looks pretty similar to him and has a film major too funny enough

No. 114550

File: 1557420078528.jpg (22.6 KB, 625x360, Jesse-Pinkman (1).jpg)

Jesse Pinkman. I know he's an immature junkie, but I just wanted to take care of him and help him while watching BB. Also I like that he's tiny.

No. 114557

File: 1557436189524.jpg (864.96 KB, 624x661, VnqlRc6.jpg)

There's something about bald musicians that makes my pussy tingle
It started with Eiffel 65's singer all those years ago

No. 114569

Aw I don't think you should feel ashamed. He looks really good since he cleaned himself up, and he's really enthusiastic about movies and his laugh is cute. Also he's one of the few short men out there who is cool with being short and can even joke about it.

No. 114578

>Devin Townsend
Never thought he'd be a "pussy tingler" to someone lmao. He has a very sweet personality though.

No. 114590

I think he's decently attractive as long as he keeps his mouth closed lol

No. 114592

I understand being ashamed about Rich Evans, but Jay? Every RLM fangirl loves him

No. 114594

>Talking about being ashamed of getting wet for Rich Evans like he isn't the most attractive man on the planet

No. 114624

File: 1557543238289.png (488.73 KB, 720x470, B3970CCC-B05F-45DF-AF13-CAC75D…)

I never thought nirvana-era Dave grohl was hot, but now I’m dating a boy who’s a dead ringer for him, so now I really love young Dave’s big nose/small chin that he grew into later

No. 114636

File: 1557563645407.jpg (20.61 KB, 255x359, 159537dbfd8cb277cdf43ba1e34e0d…)


Funny enough, my boyfriend also kinda looks like young Dave, but with a way more defined jawline. Which I appreciate.

Like pic related really looks like him if he suddenly decided to make a trip to Dr. Kim's clinic.

But hey, Dave is wholesome so I don't think it's shameful, she didn't look as unclean as Kurt, I guess…

No. 114653

Please tell me that Billy Corgan isn’t included
Don’t see what’s so shameful about this. Aaron Paul is an attractive dude and a lot of girls seemed to had a crush on Jesse, mannerisms aside.

No. 114654

>Don’t see what’s so shameful about this
You can open your eyes now.

No. 114672

File: 1557634654834.png (157.1 KB, 825x464, 51E2E7ED-2494-4664-A8E2-7A405A…)

I’m ashamed because I find him physically butt ugly, but I totally get off to the sneaking around and sexting and I think he can be charming. Also I have no problems with skelly guys. I love that he fucked so many people, the idea of being a part of his web of manipulation is so hot and yeah I probably have a degradation fetish too.

Inb4 >love yourself anon

No. 114673

I have the exact opposite issue with him. I'm very physically attracted to goofy looking big-nosed skellies (although generally shorter than him) but this whole scenario is horrifying. As is Jared himself.

From me to you, yes, love yourself.

No. 114676

File: 1557650644530.jpeg (14.2 KB, 300x400, images (43).jpeg)

Peter Stormare. I've always wanted to fuck the shit out of him since the first time I watched Fargo. He's not conventionally attractive at all and is more than old enough to be my father, but there's something so sexy about him. I posted a picture from his role in Constantine because I think that's his mostly recognizable role, idk

No. 114677

He looks like Tim Roth's character in Reservoir Dogs but 100x uglier

No. 114682

Uhm… most guys posted here are physically attractive? I don't get this thread.

No. 114685


It's true some anons don't understand what is this thread about, but like we said before - we can be ashamed for weird personal reasons and it's not always about looks

No. 114689

agreed he has a sort of sleazy masculine look about him that's attractive.

No. 114690

it doesn't have to be just physically unattractive. they could look fine but be an incel piece of shit or something else which is where the shame comes from

No. 114698

>Uhm… most guys posted here are physically attractive?
How is it going in Bizarro World?

No. 114707

Get off lolcow, Holly

No. 114708

File: 1557696140360.jpg (43.55 KB, 516x456, eric-andre.jpg)

I didn't find Eric Andre attractive until I had a sex dream about him that was AMAZING, I woke up with an instant crush on him

No. 114712

File: 1557697419096.jpg (213.87 KB, 1400x754, 22.jpg)

i'd (unfortunately) let tyler joseph break my pelvis bone anytime he wants

No. 114714

his dick is huge

No. 114737

I'm sorry, you're right. Rich Evans is a perfect man and we don't deserve him

No. 114763

You just can’t say things like that without backing it up, anon.

No. 114768

nta but he has full frontal nudes out there iirc.

No. 114778

I never knew it was possible to have a punchable voice but my god, is his speaking voice fucking annoying.

No. 114863

Holy fuck, same, I've had the hots for this faggot since middle school
My only friend called me "Mickey the Chick" for a year because I was a little edgelord and wanted to grow up to be a violent criminal

No. 114907

File: 1557948900948.gif (253.19 KB, 694x390, https___78.media.tumblr.com_68…)

Blogpost but I had a dream last night where I got into a traditional domestic relationship with him and tried for a baby and I liked it and am now super confused because I don't really want any of those things, especially with a guy almost twice my age.

He's still hot for a 40 year old dude though.

No. 115003

File: 1558065190804.jpg (20.37 KB, 352x550, 42739349-352-k862572.jpg)

it hurts my heart
he is probably is super racist

No. 115007

Tfw crush is also Joel
What makes you think he's racist?

No. 115012

File: 1558073441992.jpg (129.75 KB, 680x478, vincent-gallo.jpg)

I'm so fucking ashamed of how much I wanna bang Vincent Gallo

No. 115019

I was half joking about the racist thing, on top of that, I think vinny is pretty hot too. Maybe it's the fact I think both are funny
May we both sob now that Joel has a bae ;-;

No. 115038

Why do you want to bang him so badly? He used to be decent looking (Buffalo 66 era) but hes not handsome anymore and of course everyone knows he's such a crazy dickhead. His voice was always the worst thing about him too, it's so weirdly high pitched.

No. 115042


me too anon. i emailed him once and he replied, maybe you have a chance

No. 115048

File: 1558124799283.jpg (62.6 KB, 868x934, jay.jpg)

He gives me major gay vibes tbh so don't worry about your dream coming true

No. 115051

Lol what did you email him and what did he say? Deets

No. 115054

You know most incels are just literal incels, as in the "involuntary celibate" part because of a complete lack of confidence - and have nothing to do with the online "incel" movement, right?

No. 115055

File: 1558133279187.jpg (15.59 KB, 240x240, photo4.jpg)


Pruane2forever, I have no idea how but he turned out cute. He's funny as hell and he loves his dog very very much. He's just so charming

No. 115060

>Joel has a bae
Why must you hit me with bad news.
Vinny is also hot in a I wanna sit on your face way aciajxhajsb

No. 115061

File: 1558137460661.png (67.14 KB, 512x512, 1.png)

>you'll never be tag teamed by joel and vinny while they make duck sounds

No. 115062

i'd be wary of vinny, he has a history of stringing along female fans then dropping them once he gets nudes(unless youre into that then you could probably be one of his groupies lel)

joel is a good boy from what ive seen though

No. 115063

Any sauce on that? Mainly bc that's hilarious, I would never guess he was a lowkey slut.
I hope joel doesnt get crazy and have his gf on stream with him and shit, I'll hate for over exposure to ruin his irl relationships.
[spoilers] that's my job [/spoilers]

No. 115067

there were chatlogs posted a few times on /v/, didnt save it though, and this was years ago.

basically a well known drawfag met up with vinny irl, they had sex, then he proceeded to ghost her (or just avoided talking to her for a while idk).
somehow it got out and got posted all over /v/, i think the link to it was even banned from the chat at some point?
in it she was saying how hurt she was for being dropped so quickly and the chatlog depicted them hashing it out.
i think she ended up moving on to joel too, dont know if thats his current "bae" or not as i havent kept up with them in a while tbh

there was another instance with a fan who masturbated with him on cam, then was "ghosted".
the chatlogs showed their argument but i didnt bother reading much of it. again this was years ago, a pastebin is floating around somewhere with it. god i regret not saving it now

No. 115082

File: 1558170057122.jpeg (30.25 KB, 504x608, mike.jpeg)

Mike Patton is aging terribly but I would still fuck him

No. 115118

That dream was strange for me because when in waking life he gives me borderline asexual vibes; content with being with his friends and hobbies and that's it. The only time I think he's ever mentioned being attracted to anyone was making a passing comment about an actress having a lot of cleavage in a film but "not that I mind". Other than that it seems like he doesn't care, not that I would do it in real life anyways. It's one of those things where the fantasy is more fun than the reality would ever be.

No. 115131

I agree anon. Hence why I'm attracted to him despite being 90% sure he's gay. He could be bisexual and lean towards men tho. who cares

No. 115177

File: 1558305380044.png (4.31 MB, 3508x2362, top4.png)

my top 4…
and i dont mean johnny depp in general (when he was younger i never found hin attractive tbh) i mean johnny depp now… wtf is wrong with me?

No. 115192

File: 1558339671674.png (787.43 KB, 709x540, rey-mysterio-profile.PNG)

Wish there was a "not ashamed but not attractive" thread so I wouldn't have to always ponder over whether to post here or in the other one lmao

No. 115193

In review of indian film Robot he says:
The more Aishwarya Rai the better. She may very well be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

I don't think he's gay at all.

No. 115199

No comment but Bryan Cranston is such a fucking DILF. Hard agree there, anon!

No. 115210

File: 1558380710175.jpg (86.87 KB, 720x524, tillrammstein.jpg)

This bad boy is pretty hot, I'd dress up like Snow White and bestraffe him anyday.

No. 115212

File: 1558383464454.png (725.49 KB, 1084x1046, dfgerertertertert.PNG)

Something about douche bag jewish nerds makes me want to sit on their face. Joji and idubbbz are less shameful because a lot of people find them cute.

No. 115220

>in his 60s
ick… hes fugly too

No. 115236

i swear to god rammstein moms are permateens

No. 115238

Holy shit, max really is kinda fat. Color me surprised

No. 115243

I am watching the new Chernobyl miniseries and forgot how absolutely in love I am with this man.

No. 115245

joji is hard r/asianmasculinity to me fam. ian is aite tho.

No. 115259

File: 1558447893694.jpeg (35.14 KB, 307x595, B0F6A2AA-7FAD-457A-AAE0-6EF21A…)

He’s shown up at LGBT events in Milwaukee many times in the past, before it was mainstream to be an “ally” and he doesn’t exactly seem like a dude who would be at the forefront of social justice movements
Most of 4chan /tv/ agrees that he’s some type of gay so… maybe it’s not a coincidence that thousands of other people noticed the same thing, unless all our gaydars are malfunctioning.

No. 115263

File: 1558460286913.png (212.56 KB, 420x340, alfrid.png)

the annoying comedy relief villain from the hobbit movies makes me sweat

No. 115273

Isn't that what /tv/ wants to believe though? I haven't browsed in years but I remember anytime RLM was brought up Jay fanboys would circlejerk about how cute he is, especially after his makeover of sorts.

No. 115280

File: 1558476121894.jpg (12.42 KB, 480x640, 1558461706946.jpg)

what the fuck

No. 115294

I always thought he was daddy material lol. A lot of people seem to hate his voice but I don't mind it that much and I'd still hit that

No. 115322


i said i loved his movies (cringe i know). we exchanged some messages back and forth for a bit, i sent him regular selfies, but he wanted full frontal nudes and i didn't want to do that. it just fizzled out in the end lol.

No. 115353


me too anon. he’s really weird though, i remember reading that he’s on an all meat diet lol

No. 115379

File: 1558608126877.png (351.51 KB, 693x390, http___37.media.tumblr.com_tum…)

Did anyone think he was gay before the glow up though? kek

No. 115419

I was almost molested by a very fat guy (not some old dude, he was only 19 and I 10), and I had several fat male friends in childhood…

So when I see some porn with some fat guy, not ugly in my opinion, just big big belly and with a cool cock I just feel something…

No. 115480

iDubz and Filthy Frank are Jewish?

No. 115491

My husband is also a dead ringer for Dave (shaved beard=young DG, beard=DG today) and same, he got more attractive to me after we started dating. Weird how that works.

No. 115493

aww. Amish Susan was cute in a shlubby kind of way. I miss skinny(er) Mike, if he stopped being an alcoholic and started working out / eating better Jay would have some competition

No. 115495

File: 1558766242624.jpeg (26.62 KB, 852x480, 61551381-06AF-4417-9117-09133F…)

Good taste anon/s. I have a weird thing for lanky aus/nz guys (nick, noah taylor, ben mendolsohn). the first boy I ever had a crush on was an exchange student from nz so maybe that’s why

No. 115496

File: 1558766672943.jpeg (99.79 KB, 750x575, 218A2F39-F04E-48B5-89AA-638073…)

adding owen teague for whatever reason I find him attractive, reminds me of a younger adam driver

No. 115524

calling it "put out to pasture" is pretty cool

No. 115544

He was pretty hot in that Black Mirror episode

No. 115566

ngl I thought this was the woman from the Shape of Water lol
Sorry anon.

No. 115588

File: 1558912980345.jpg (50.03 KB, 600x858, 20adco-articleLarge.jpg)

Shameful on this site at least

No. 115589

I'm not even ashamed. He's very cute.

No. 115595

UGH yes anon. Amazing taste. My ex really looked like him, and he also did vocals in a blackened death metal band which was very attractive.

It helps if you're a metalhead/into that scene too. Source: metalhead who has exclusively dated qt metalhead guys. You can meet tonnes at festivals and gigs.

No. 115599

No shame at all. Dreaming about him recently and wanted to post him as well. Funny, good looking, caring. Ideal bf.

No. 115605

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No. 115606

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No. 115608

Tim is hot, but I was always more attracted to Eric lmao (I know that's a lot more shameful)

No. 115611

>I was always more attracted to Eric
because he is taller?

No. 115613

I never understood why, maybe because I liked his voice

No. 115614

File: 1558958539255.png (188.79 KB, 454x454, jake.png)

Gross. At least have some taste.

No. 115640

File: 1558984547871.jpg (133.2 KB, 1024x702, 39767618605_7a0c8d2be8_b.jpg)

Amazing taste anon. He's adorable and something about his voice turns me on. I'm definitely not ashamed.

Also, pic related.

No. 115641

Surefour is very cute in a nerdy, disheveled kind of way. I think he would probably smell weird, though. Seems like the type of guy you'd have to force to take a shower.

No. 115642

File: 1558985210287.jpg (103.68 KB, 1024x683, bischu.jpg)

Bischu is really cute too imo.

No. 115643

damn he looks good with long hair

No. 115644

File: 1558986298851.jpg (60.32 KB, 670x447, Jong-Ryeol_-Saebyeolbe-_Park_4…)

superior taste anon

sorry didnt know u like to fuck beta losers

No. 115645

File: 1558986452833.jpg (109.94 KB, 1280x720, jakebeingmad.jpg)

C'mon anon, you could probably tease Jake about being bad and it'd make the sex really good.

No. 115646

At his prime when he had the pretty boy hair he was very handsome, I feel like he's not as good looking now with his new hair but he still has a cute face. Too bad I hate his content so much and he's gotten more and more annoying.

No. 115650

He cute af
>tfw no pro esport bf
Too bad 99% of them are misogynistic neckbeards

No. 115653

SBB has a wife. I saw them together at OWL finals. They were sitting together and looked lovey dovey. It was really cute.

No. 115738

File: 1559090543587.jpg (53.71 KB, 957x958, 7a9ae6bc-75bd-431b-9b74-3a322c…)

i don't know what's more embarrassing, the fact that I find him attractive or that I actually like his music

No. 115739

I feel you anon

No. 116179

File: 1559635374573.jpg (94.37 KB, 750x750, hoveybb.jpg)

i doubt anyone here knows who he is but hovey benjamin is extremely unconventionally hot and i would do unspeakable things. extra points for being extremely funny and kind to people

No. 116181

He's not unconventionally attractive. He's conventionally attractive

No. 116182

i would think so, especially from seeing that picture alone, but in his videos he looks much dorkier and weird. thats why im calling him unconventionally attractive because i feel like he can look pretty objectively hot half of the time and then kinda weird the other half.

No. 116205

File: 1559673808179.jpg (28.46 KB, 500x333, father forgive me for i have s…)

i know i'll get hate for this, and i know that it's really shameful lol. i'd never tell anybody i know irl, but i just find him really hot even though he was batshit insane. sorry lolcow.

No. 116211

He was ugly with a hideous personality. You should be ashamed. He was a total loser.

No. 116234

File: 1559732658802.jpg (103.92 KB, 540x808, SEI_67193355.jpg)

In or out of drag.

No. 116235

Hah, agreed. I think his completely non-befitting redneck trucker HUEHUEHUE laugh makes him the most endearing thing. Also, I love me a weirdo.

No. 116236

This one is the most horrifying one in the thread
I think I would have ptsd for life if it was with the drag
(no drag = meh)

No. 116241


No. 116246

I was pretty clear that >>114070 was my reasoning. Did you not actually read what I wrote? Because I laid it all out.

No. 116259

The teeth really completes the look

No. 116311

File: 1559860936123.jpg (106.43 KB, 977x768, 021deebc21def755c848fc54446793…)

i forget which thread it was but someone posted that they would fuck caesar and it spiraled into what crazy emperors we think are hot. gonna put nero as my choice because i have a thing for smug bisexual fat guys with mommy issues. i like this 1920s version

back to the tumblr you go

No. 116323

well……… you're not wrong, i do use tumblr a lot

No. 116335

File: 1559925056060.jpg (50.72 KB, 615x615, anton chekov.jpg)

I'm not really ashamed, but can we talk about one of the best Russian authors plus an undeniable looker?

No. 116376

File: 1559984638469.png (161.34 KB, 350x414, 877D1776-D110-421D-95D2-90515C…)

I would fuck the shit out of Ryan from buzzfeed unsolved

No. 116382

yo wtf i majored in literature and never thought of looking up a picture of his. goddam.

No. 116390

Patrician taste, anon. I'd fire his gun any day.

No. 116393

Same, he's qt.

No. 116402

the other guy is cuter

No. 116407

Thanks for reminding me of my thing for russian writers.

No. 116409

File: 1560038343956.gif (1.64 MB, 498x273, shane.gif)

agree, he looks much better with a beard though

No. 116419

Oh Yes, I do think he is cute too. They are a cute duo and make the whole show. I'd wish they would cut ties with buzzfeed ngl

No. 116427

waiting for their sex tape to leak tbh.

No. 116492

File: 1560164036347.jpg (34.88 KB, 499x482, shutterstock_630517844.jpg)

Vincent Karheiser (Pete on Mad Men)
I don't even find him very attractive, but for some reason he makes my hormones go wild and I really want to have passionate, animalistic sex with him? He's so basic and kinda nerdy looking. It's so fucking weird.

No. 116493

YES. After I finished the series, I really wanted to fuck him during his series 1 look.

I really question myself for being attracted to him, but maybe it's subliminal brainwashing after seeing all these women have sex with him on the show lol. It's even mind boggling Peggy was attracted to him

No. 116504

Anon, this movie looks beautiful. What's it called?

No. 116534

File: 1560234494291.jpg (51.53 KB, 800x470, lane1.jpg)

He is such a fucing loser on Mad Men but it's almost endearing. My favorite scene is the one where the call girl tries different "personas", until she finally says "You're my king" and he just flatly goes "…Okay" and takes off his jacket. It's hot.

Speaking of shameful Mad Men crushes, Jared Harris as Layne Pryce is super sexy to me. I wanted him and Joan to hook up.

No. 116538

File: 1560236865792.jpg (545.92 KB, 1436x1920, cast_expanse_anderson_dawes_s1…)

He's pretty awesome as the rebel leader in The Expanse.

No. 116597

i wish this thread didnt exist…

No. 116606

File: 1560307859612.gif (1.33 MB, 245x170, image0.gif)

it's the 1922 nero movie, it's a lost film though :/

also i think i posted belushi last thread, but i'm really going through a thing with him at the moment. clearly my taste in men is apparent from my last two posts

No. 116607

forgot to say but the whole drug addiction thing makes him hotter. i'm also jim jones poster anon and a necrofag so take my taste in men as you wish

No. 116609

File: 1560308892474.jpg (125.34 KB, 410x610, 0.jpg)

I genuinely think young Marilyn Manson was super attractive and totally my type. Shame about everything after like..2001.

No. 116629

File: 1560333472799.jpeg (113.4 KB, 1536x1027, image.jpeg)

God i wish-

No. 116631

I think part of it is just his exuberance, for lack of a better word. He was just wearing and doing whatever he wanted, following his vision and making his art with his friends.
I also just like grimy skinny weirdos in general though.

No. 116645

i like that he was just a regular lanky goth kid back when being a goth kid wasnt cool

no over the top 2edgy4me makeup and attention whoring bullshit

No. 116723

File: 1560466755464.jpg (58.74 KB, 568x379, nardwuar.jpg)

oh god this is definitely my most shameful. it's not like i'd try to smash if i met him or anything (he's too pure), but if he asked me i would do it. i think he was qt when he was younger too.

No. 116724

Oh my god anon

No. 116730


Same on everything but oh man, same on Lane and Joan. I'm honestly happy she ended up alone, but I kinda loved the idea of him making her happy, he really got how smart she was in a way no one else really did. Her crying when she discovered his body was so sad.

No. 116736

they would've been a really hot couple! i also wish we saw more of the cute black playboy bunny waitress he was in love with, that episode came out of nowhere. he was ready to leave his wife for her and introduced her to his dad and confessed his love to her but then that plot just got dropped. probably because the actress was cast on that failed playboy bunny show.

i just wanted more lane. he would've been better to joan than her terrible husband, or that prick she dated in the final season who wouldn't let her have a job

No. 116824

File: 1560536935776.jpg (64.29 KB, 1280x720, IMG_20190614_142542.jpg)

Maybe he's not unconventionally attractive, but Chris Pratt as a person makes me incredibly uncomfortable. I just don't trust him, I dunno. And ever since the controversies he's been through, I'm scared to admit I like him because I'm worried people will say shit like "don't you know he's far-right?". Hence why I'm posting to this thread. Dude's probably got some serious skeletons in his closet.

But damn do I ever wanna feed him a shit ton of food and fatten him up so I can rub his fat body and tell him he's a good boy. I've got a thing for hairy chubby dudes and fat Pratt has become my object of obsession lately. Dude looks extremely toppable in P&R. His character reminds me a lot of my boyfriend, too (I started watching P&R specifically because my boyfriend told me I'd love Andy).

No. 116849

>But damn do I ever wanna feed him a shit ton of food and fatten him up so I can rub his fat body and tell him he's a good boy. I've got a thing for hairy chubby dudes and fat Pratt has become my object of obsession lately. Dude looks extremely toppable in P&R. His character reminds me a lot of my boyfriend, too (I started watching P&R specifically because my boyfriend told me I'd love Andy).
why do so many of you have a thing for fatties? i thought this didn't really exist. can you guys kindly stop and reprogram your brains because it's making fatties think they deserve women way out of their leagues because some of you weirdos happen to like their lardy ass jello bodies, and that women their level aren't their level

No. 116853

File: 1560574123038.png (729.77 KB, 1280x720, vlcsnap-00127.png)

>why do so many of you have a thing for fatties?
Personal taste. It's subjective. For me personally, I'm not attracted to weak, blobby, hairless fat guys. I'm fond of wide chests, muscular arms and legs, and body hair. Extra weight is really just a bonus for me. And fat guys are fun to do gentle femdom shit with.

>i thought this didn't really exist.

It's the Internet. It's so easy to stumble across weird and disturbing fetish shit, yet women finding fat guys attractive is something you're in disbelief over?

>it's making fatties think they deserve women way out of their leagues because some of you weirdos happen to like their lardy ass jello bodies

Entitlement exists at every weight. I don't think I've ever seen a man proclaim that he's some kind of sex god because he's fat. But I could be wrong here, maybe there are dudes out there that expect women to drop to their knees solely because they're fatasses. You never know, right?

No. 116856

You described a power lifter not a greaseball

No. 116868

came here to post him. i didn't know anything about him and clicked on videos related to him thinking he was hot and he fucked up everything once he opened his mouth. such a waste of a pretty face, i'm lowkey wishing he's just trolling.

No. 116873

half of the posters itt are male
apparently mosty neckbeard whales

No. 116876

I personally love hugging and cuddling with fat guys. I don’t even know why but something about it makes me feel incredibly safe. It’s also way more comfortable than lying on a bunch of muscles. And I’m just put off by very thin men in general.

Plus what another anon said about gentle domming. I love puppy-like chubby guys. Especially when they’re inexperienced. I just want to make them worship me.

No. 116895

Fat Thor in Endgame was the only time I found that actor even remotely attractive lmfao

No. 116901

File: 1560690652436.jpg (83.36 KB, 600x641, Yegor Letov.jpg)

Any Russian anons here? Letov in the early/mid 90's made me crush hard, even though his personality wouldn't make me even go near him. He was also my creative idol for a long time; I kind of admire how he continued to create his weird-ass art in the soviet union, even after he was sent to a psychiatric ward (as means of imprisonment). Also, cats.

What is it with male aus/nz expats being lanky and into music? This is a consistent type i've met about a hundred times over… Not complaining though.

No. 116908

File: 1560705199768.jpg (39.34 KB, 600x300, 259ea09ba79ba1ca7c782de03319c5…)

Ugh I'm pretty sure this is a common thing but i hate how characterisation/personality can affect how I see someone, i wouldn't bat an eye if I saw tennant on the street, I find him odd looking, but the way he portrays Crowley is so cute I would absolutely fuck him

No. 116910

File: 1560707840465.jpeg (89.9 KB, 1600x900, 9AC661F9-B7FA-4AD2-BA8A-DBCD76…)

Have you seen the fright night remake, anon? He’s really sexy there, playing a similar character type

No. 116930

To be honest, never in my entire lifetime has it occured to me that Letov may be perceived as an object of sexual desire. But i don't think that's shameful, anon

No. 116933

File: 1560782266590.jpg (384.9 KB, 2190x3000, 4870454840af3777b1e0166f8a6277…)

I guess he IS kind of conventionally attractive but I find him ridiculously hot and I'd be ashamed to admit it because everyone knows him as Borat
I have a thing for darker jewish dudes, help

No. 117041


me too luv. me too.

No. 117094

File: 1560973509107.jpeg (30.22 KB, 640x360, D9Ut_JRVAAIWOLj.jpeg)

Well anon not only I watched that but I'm watching Jessica Jones and I've already downloaded broadchurch….i guess that post was my slow descent into being a tennant fan (and also finding him hot)

No. 117096

seconded. anon, this is comical

No. 117165

File: 1561053861946.gif (764.4 KB, 500x338, BlushingWarmheartedChupacabra-…)

nayrt, would also recommend harry potter and the goblet of fire and hamlet (2009).

>tfw no pantomime villain masochist death eater bf

No. 117320

Ohhh yes same I often tend to get drawn to Jewish famous guys that I consider attractive for some reason

No. 117329

I could be wrong, but I think he used to be a model. I can't really tell most people this either but I think he's good-looking too when he's not in character (minus maybe pic related) and he would be considered conventionally attractive, just really good at playing unattractive characters. He seems very intelligent too.
So if people saw him speaking outside of character and realized he's a Cambridge grad, maybe they'd get it. I am so sorry to ask you this but what are your feelings on the mankini? kek

No. 117330

File: 1561136184136.jpg (176.09 KB, 722x1024, Sacha Baron Cohen Set Dictator…)

dropped pic

No. 117338

Yes bitch

No. 117347

Literally my first childhood crush was him in talladega nights. Where he plays a gay French man.

No. 117455

File: 1561360453588.png (373.98 KB, 646x431, pablo-sweater.png)

Probably not the real Escobar but Wagner Moura in Narcos yes please

No. 117457

he just looked so cute and sad

No. 117473

File: 1561403221887.png (728.56 KB, 510x534, bleh.png)

there's this guy who started his channel doing videos on fitness dudes on steroids(he has branched out on other stuff on the way).like he isnt really attractive and has weird facial features.also even tho he righfully talks shit about those unatural looking freaks who sell scam products and "services",he seems to have a tiny bit of saltiness of not being one of them.his humor at times is too juvenille and immature to the point he is gross and sometimes he is repetitive in his videos and acts as if he is oh so morally superior(in an obnoxious way if you get what i mean)and gives off the douche vibes of a typical young adult dude(this is a bit ageist but im not much older so…)

…yet i find him hilarious,his jokes land well most of the time,pretty cute regardless of the weird face and i REALLY like his voice.and YES i find him as fuckable as many other conventionally attractive dudes if not more at times

this is too long for a weird looking rando who posts every few months but i had to let it out

>inb4 go and love yourself gurl

yes ma'am im trying

No. 117474

Is this the guy in the picture? Not my type but he looks like a chad. I'm not sure what is unconventional about this.

No. 117479

yeah thats him.the paint covers his characteristics.idk maybe it's me but i feel that if i told anyone that i find the guy cute they'd say be like wtf

like here's a video.see and tell me if it's shameful or not kek

No. 117483

File: 1561412449449.jpg (139.68 KB, 800x800, a3851322097_10.jpg)

Not wanting to snort coke with daddy Pablo? What's wrong with you, anon?

No. 117486

File: 1561413293277.jpg (101.48 KB, 1240x1080, daveo.jpg)

why me

No. 117488

i somehow understand, anon.

No. 117498

looks like bundy kinda tbh lmao

No. 117499

File: 1561428521333.jpeg (353.68 KB, 1959x1124, B7F08AD9-71C7-43D4-982A-CA16FE…)

lmfao always found cr1tikal hot for some reason (he honestly looks like my ex who ive hung up over for like two years but shorter SIGGGH LMAO)

No. 117503

Nothing to be ashamed of anon.

No. 117506

I can't see how this is shameful.it may be "weird" because he has a unique look(aka the hair kek)but he isn't unattractive and seems like a cool dude

No. 117511

I checked out a few of his videos and I find him pretty cute ngl he looks quite normal

No. 117513

He honestly looks so different than I expected him too and it freaks me out.

No. 117528

Nah hes hot albeit super cringy

No. 117545

File: 1561510764410.jpg (81.25 KB, 700x700, 10-mandy-1.w700.h700.jpg)

No. 117551

You should be very ashamed

No. 117584

His video aimed at his younger viewers to 'stay out of school' for the sake your mental health is one of the dumbest, worst pieces of advice I've ever heard, coming from someone who hated it and wanted to be homeschooled when I was that age. But he's not unattractive and liked Linkin Park, I'll give you that.

No. 117592

For years I imagined he looked something like the guy in the thread's OP. Or like a chubby bald bearded guy who wears metal band shirts. I'm actually kinda disappointed that he's an attractive Chad instead, the former would've been really endearing lmao

No. 117593

File: 1561602839726.jpeg (114.2 KB, 1566x881, F0C49A2F-3AC9-412C-BBBC-9C5F80…)

I don't know why but the way Beto has been bombing so hard in the debates and race in general makes me want to fuck him more. Shameful because look at his dumb rich kid face.

No. 117595

I laughed, sorry anon. You do you tho

No. 117596

i would let him do horrible things to me. he's obviously a psychopath so that might mean something sexually

No. 117604

Does posting men you actually have fucked count up in here or no?

No. 117619

I don't think so but I'm honestly morbidly interested in seeing what weirdos you've had sex with

No. 117634

Maybe go to the losers bf thread. This is for men you WANT to fuck.

No. 117648

I talked to that guy before, he's really bipolar, would talk to a lot of people then randomly block them. He also had lots of online girlfriends that he broke up with.

No. 117698

I'd be willing to post and spill the beans.


No. 117766

File: 1561781648315.jpg (131.96 KB, 777x777, lil xan.jpg)

he'd give me a uti and cheat on me but i'd still fuck him

No. 117798

Really wish this site was 21+ sometimes.

No. 117812

I love him bc he's cute but also so dumb. I just want to domme him and tell him about the Jews.

No. 117814

File: 1561842456151.jpg (213.06 KB, 1440x960, b4ecd403654205a34778624a52f64f…)

It's so weird but probably the tranny character on At Home With Amy Sedaris. Especially weird because I'm not gay nor do I find crossdressing attractive. Plus the actor isn't especially attractive to me out of drag.

No. 117823

>Martin Shkreli
top taste. I hate him and want him to suffer for all eternity for what he did but he makes me so wet.

I sent him nudes once and he liked them and complimented my body.

No. 117847

File: 1561875160333.jpg (36.89 KB, 550x366, strudel.jpg)

The first time I saw him was in this movie. I don't know if it's the accent, that jawline, or the smirk he seems to constantly have but damn I just fell for him. I thought he was so sexy in every scene. Now whenever I see him in movies I just blush every time while admiring how cool and handsome he is. I watched Downsizing out of the blue without knowing he was there and I got all giddy like a school girl lol. But he is way too old… oddly enough I do find guys in their 40s to 50s attractive.

No. 117849

He is so hot. I remember him from big eyes and falling in love again, his character was an asshole though. Something about his face is so charming to me

No. 117901

File: 1561936323055.jpeg (128.28 KB, 1500x1000, 2E03E09A-8321-4492-9461-ED3CF1…)

Do you want to fuck Hans Landa or Christoph Waltz? The latter is not at all shameful

No. 117925

File: 1561965186560.jpeg (613.23 KB, 1365x2048, 059ED84B-E33A-4E64-8890-B8CE34…)

Kinda shameful. But he's a qt

No. 117938

This is obviously not shameful at all

No. 117948

he’s acc so cute to me but rhett… he’s so handsome to me for some reason

No. 118229

File: 1562228269942.png (988.38 KB, 1366x768, hair_.png)

I'm fangirling hard over Reviewbrah on the Fetishes You're Ashamed Of (but not really at all) thread. He would look so cute with longer hair. Be still my beating heart…

No. 118257

File: 1562241914297.png (346.93 KB, 612x380, tumblr_inline_o9cu4iq7rk1qe58q…)

joe caputo from orange is the new black. there's a scene where he's laying in bed after sex (and he has a really hairy chest which I LOVE) and I started fantasising about fucking him. he actually disgusts me in 80% of the scenes though

No. 118259

you're not alone, anon

No. 118265

File: 1562243647703.gif (875.02 KB, 217x207, tumblr_pt7w6zqTJE1w2h29to4_250…)

for me I'm not ashamed to say I'd fuck Ethan. in my eyes he's like a 9.5/10, husband material. he's hilarious, and honestly gorgeous in my eyes. I even find his tourette's tics super endearing. the way he's been talking about Hila and his newborn baby on the podcast recently has made me envy Hila, you can tell how in devoted/in love he is wit her. so envious Ethan will never knock me up lmao

No. 118266

he can be inconsiderate at times but personality-wise he's kinda my type too. the way he treats hila is really wholesome.

No. 118272

he's a cute ass white boy. if i was ever in the mood for some pink tip, he'd be a top pick. he makin me n my titties go boioioioing

No. 118297

Sometimes I have bdsm type fantasies about my boss. He's in his mid 30s (I'm in my early 20s) and not even that attractive, but he has this very dominating personality that I think could translate well in bed. It's something I could never tell anyone lol.

No. 118300

I've considered creating an entire thread for him but I don't know if it would be allowed and I don't want to sully his name by being the lone sperging idiot there. Boioioioing indeed, anon.

No. 118306


no shame in this, at all; link is adorable

No. 118311

File: 1562283120741.jpg (100.96 KB, 920x762, uguu.jpg)

I'll sperg with you here, anon. He's just so cute, and 40s radio broadcaster confident. I'm pretty sure he doesn't want a lot of imageboard attention, but I want him to blindfold me with that tie.

No. 118325

File: 1562306470265.jpg (28.95 KB, 439x624, 1cd29ed27cec97a4c85fec88eb9afc…)

I'd sperg with you guys.I think he has a unique handsomeness that would be more prominent if he took better care of himself(like wearing fitting clothes and taking up some exercise).But yeah let's leave him be.Even though he has accepted people being weird about him,he definitely feels uncomfortable still

No. 118344

Lmao, you have to really reach deep to see something so charming in this dude, like, charming enough that you'd be sexually attracted to him, and yet I can almost promise you he'd talk shit about your bodies later that day.

No. 118348

File: 1562327163566.jpg (44.93 KB, 640x360, med_1516597678_image.jpg)

I didn't even know I wanted that until you mentioned it just now, fuck lmao. My fantasies mostly consist of seducing him by getting progressively more brazen with my flirting, perhaps culminating in "accidentally" flashing him and gauging his reaction.

Honestly, this is one of the things I love about having a more female-centric board. The culture is more respectful and we have a better idea of when it's time to stop. I like the idea of quietly fangirling but keeping it lowkey enough that it doesn't grab his attention in a negative way.

Are you familiar with him at all? He comes across as really sweet in his videos and insists he's not playing a character. And charming personality aside, I'm super into men with more delicate features, bonus points if they rock some sort of alternative style. To each her own, I still wanna fuck his brains out

No. 118349

>Are you familiar with him at all? He comes across as really sweet in his videos and insists he's not playing a character.
Yes, of course. He has never seemed charming, just an autist, and he seemed even less so once it was revealed he visited /pol/. He denounced that but I don't believe men when their image affects their bottomline or popularity. He's a basic bitch autist (most of them aren't nice when you pull back the curtain) and you guys are creaming your panties over it. Sad, tbh.

No. 118352

t. basic bitch. Sorry he's not Chad enough for you but more for us <3

No. 118353

now I'm imagining the girl in this edit video is the anons crushing on reviewbrah

No. 118354

I wonder how it squares up with incel logic when they see girls drooling over Reviewbrah instead of Chad

No. 118358

Incels don't care about the real world, only their silly narrative that only greek god Chads can find love. If I step out of my house for a minute I can spot plenty of ugly as fuck men (and most likely poor) holding hands with their gfs. lol

No. 118359

Looool, anon, pls. These autists are no different from "Chads". They're quite possibly even worse, and that's why they end up on /pol/. Nice projection tho

No. 118362

File: 1562330662412.jpg (122.24 KB, 568x731, 1499695651911.jpg)

H-he's DIFFERENT okay ;A; Being an anxious and socially awkward person myself (I'm sure you would never have guessed it), I just find him endearing in so many ways. I'm too far up his ass to believe he could do any wrong. Save yourself, anon, it's too late for me.

No. 118368

>getting this mad over bitches w an internet crush
lmao you fucking loser. go outside

No. 118375

File: 1562339076582.png (518.81 KB, 980x524, 980x-1.png)

No idea why everyone always says Hila is out of his league.they are both really good looking imo

No. 118392

I agree anon, omg. I used to be sooo into him (now I have different crush lol) a few years back. I still listen to his radio and watch all of his videos of course. He is just perfect, so soft and kind. My ultimate fantasy with him is a romantic date night in Chick-fil-a.

No. 118402

I'm loving this underground coalition of girls who recognize how precious he is ~_~ Would it be weird if I made a thread on /ot/ where people could fangirl/comment on his latest videos? I don't wanna spam this thread any more than I already have lmao

No. 118405

File: 1562349968187.jpg (78.26 KB, 600x800, Brianw.jpg)

I call Mark and Dave. It's a shame Foley aged like a bad smell

Sam Rockwell could do literally anything to me

Saaaame, Projared was the first guy that popped into my head when I saw the title of the thread. I have a thing for lanky nerds and went through a moral conundrum when my silly crush turned out to be a massive arse.

WTF same!!! I dreamed I had amazing sex with him in a broken down car or some shit and it was incredible. Never had a thought about the guy before that!

My current embarrassment is my crush on Brian Wecht (AKA Ninja Brian in Ninja Sex Party). even though I'm not an NSP/GG fan anymore, I'd love to hear him talk dirty.

No. 118406

I'm of two minds - on one hand, I don't want to shit up this thread more, but on the other, I already think my obsession is creepy and sort of disrespectful, and I know he's made it pretty clear that he just endures the weird Internet attention, so I'd feel bad if he Googled his name one day and that shit popped up, you know? Iunno, it might be better than more sperging, I trust your judgment.

No. 118417

Two of my crushes are fucking racists idiots: Varg and Richard Spencer. I feel shitty because I'm black and they're horrible people, but they're still cute.

No. 118418

Lmao i'm black and i had a thing for varg too back in the day. he was cute when he was younger but those white genes were working on him fast after his 30s lmao

No. 118419

I don't know girl, I'd love to post in reviewbrah thread, but on the other hand, I'm afraid he would be scared by it. Remember his stalking saga? I think as long as we keep it respectful it would be okay…? What do other anons think?

No. 118420

Don't. There's nothing else that can be said about it other than to spam pictures and talk about how you want to do him. There's no way that can be "respectful", and it's a boring thread topic. This is not the correct site for it either. Make a subreddit or a tumblr.

No. 118432

File: 1562380420605.jpg (56.93 KB, 491x614, ncttaeyong.jpg)

Scamyong's a chode and not really my type but I would sell my actual motherfucking soul to dominate him just once. Disappointed in myself.

No. 118433

File: 1562382684164.jpg (27.57 KB, 225x350, 35323.jpg)

I hate myself for even posting this but… Tomokazu Sugita (he's a voice actor). I don't know why but I have a crush on him even tho hes as ugly as it gets. His voice is so sexy tho .

Maybe with the lights off hmmmm

No. 118435

If you closed your eyes it'd be almost like you're fucking Hottest JoJo.

No. 118436

Or Gintoki

No. 118438

I'd definitely keep it respectful/not excessively lewd but of course I can't monitor what other people say. If he regularly reads hate comments on his channel, I don't think a couple of girls calling him unattractive would make a huge blip on his radar. His stalking saga was terrifying and I don't wanna add to that at all, I just want a place to sperg over my schoolgirl crush ;~;

tumblr is basically dead and there's honestly a much higher chance he would see if we were to bring this faggotry to reddit.

No. 118441

File: 1562390424295.jpg (99.21 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

He Looks like a 80s film High school bully

No. 118442

He's so ugly but I'd do it for Gin san

No. 118446

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No. 118450

File: 1562399273889.jpg (76.22 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

Since someone already posted my number one shameful man (ProJared) I will hit you with my number two (probably no one remembers him though) Spoony aka Noah Antwiler.

No. 118487

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Not even sorry

No. 118492

oof, same. Or at least before he had the meltdown that lead to him leaving tgwtg.

No. 118493

Link is kind of a little fragile ego bitch sometimes and seems to constantly forget he has a wife, which gives me intrusive fantasies of domming him. I feel like if youre attractive enough it wouldnt be out of the realm of possibility, sadly.

No. 118494

Is that weird al

No. 118498

Lmao, I like Weird Al, but no
It's Maynard James Keegan

No. 118505

Well he likes to send his team into the crowds of his concerts to pick hot chicks for him to fuck, so you may have a chance anon! Spiral out lmao

No. 118506

Eww what an old ugly trashy slut he is.

No. 118553

File: 1562526356284.jpg (23.99 KB, 300x300, p-30-rock-jack-mcbrayer.jpg)

I feel guilty about this because of how sweet and innocent he is…not that that's not apart of the attraction. The episode where him and Jenna scam the cake company and she's sitting on his lap, having brought a little bit of a bad side out in him…god.

No. 118557

>tfw no pure Appalachian bf to corrupt with ice-cream cake scam
I never thought I’d see Kenneth in this thread but here we are

No. 118563

Desire to corrupt..so strong.. ugh he's just so pure and cute. His Southern innocence brings out something primal in me.

On the other hand, I would also let Jack Donaghy do whatever he wants to me

No. 118587

I do too, but only because he’s the most obvious sub in the entirety of kpop lmao imagine how desperate to get dommed he must be to put his fetish out there like he does in whiplash or every time he gets asked about his “ideal type”

No. 118628

File: 1562597402012.jpg (37.83 KB, 720x538, Squall-spoony.jpg)


Same… as least before he went full douchebag and also stopped bathing. He seemed like the cute and girlshy nerd who would be loyal and eager to please. I hate that a small part of me thinks he """could have been saved""" ugh, my taste in men is tragic

No. 118634

File: 1562598997803.jpg (187.73 KB, 1506x822, billy.jpg)

Not the actor but the character. He's a douchebag and his face is ugly and his haircut and moustache are tacky but damn, thats exactly what makes him so hot.

No. 118646

File: 1562604549872.jpg (42.03 KB, 500x500, 500x500.jpg)

He seem kinda childish, his music ain't all that, and his head too small for his body but i'd smash

No. 118676

File: 1562622301216.jpeg (57.47 KB, 565x763, hnnnng.jpeg)

I knew nothing about him when I posted that but I just looked up his ideal type and
>"Someone who can teach me, lead me"
…don't mind if I do.

I'd also like to domme Jungwoo. I'm not ashamed of that one, so saged for shamelessness in the shame thread.

No. 118677

Ok but why would you want to dom jw? I'm genuinely confused

No. 118678

File: 1562623055845.jpg (131.17 KB, 800x960, WdpbmFscy80Yy8zYi85My80YzNiOTM…)

he'd be fine if he changed his style and wasn't autistic. he's an endearing shitlord.

No. 118680

'Cause I wanna make him cry, of course

No. 118687

File: 1562630537321.jpg (81.59 KB, 793x992, justin-bieber-mug.jpg)

Bieber usually does less than nothing for me, but I find this mugshot so fucking hot

extremely trashy

No. 118688

File: 1562631098206.jpeg (78.31 KB, 745x734, 43D00A25-383B-4822-9E27-F7CA55…)

I’m not embarrassed of wanting to dom irl men, but kpop boys in general are a special case because it just makes me look like such a 13yo koreaboo

that said, besides taeyong I think jungkook is the one who sounds the most like an obedient sub who’s been trying to drop hints about it

No. 118694

fuck, anons. This is hilarious.

No. 118700

File: 1562645796160.jpeg (95.28 KB, 1024x640, 89CEC959-C8C8-4492-92EA-707FC0…)

I try to stay neutral on the Israel/Palestine (partly because I’m pretty ignorant about the whole thing) but I feel like Israel has done some pretty disgusting things. But I saw a pic of the current PM minister when he was younger and damn….Pls help me.

No. 118701

I'm so fucking jealous of people who can look good in candids.

sage for OT

No. 118705

Objectively speaking, he's got the kind of striking features that alternative models are scouted for. My attraction for him knows no bounds and I feel like such a creep cuz he's so wholesome, fuck

No. 118707

objectively speaking, he does not

No. 118708

>Objectively speaking, he's got the kind of striking features that alternative models are scouted for

this is what i believe too kek.if he was built a bit different it would be more obvious

No. 118710

slender frame, small face with high cheekbones, big green/blue eyes with large interocular distance, expressive eyebrows, a nose with character… you're right, that look would never catch on in runways

No. 118711

lmao, just sad. you dipshits would literally say the same shit about projared if he was as socially retarded and obsessed with dumb outfits

No. 118712

Dude looks like a rat, nothing high fashion about that

No. 118714

File: 1562674841021.jpg (78.53 KB, 643x527, interspeciesbrah.jpg)

well anon

No. 118716

is that young Netanyahu? i cant believe someone is thirsting over netanyahu…

No. 118724

What the fuck, that's Bibi? Damn, he aged like milk.

No. 118725

kek maybe that's why he takes offense when fans who look older than him call him oppa

No. 118727

Use your eyes, bitch. He was hot.

No. 118741

wtf i love international politics now

No. 118753

Pls no bully. I just saw a picture when he was younger and I thought he was cute. He’s a fug now and the fact that he’s a huge Trump dicksucker (I’m a burger) makes me ashamed. Among other things.

No. 118767

Israeli men in general tend to be fucking hot; too bad they also tend not to marry outside of their race. Good on them for being smarter than us, I guess. RIP

No. 118835

Good taste, JW is easily the best looking irl out of that whole group

No. 118836

Have you seen them irl?

No. 118888

File: 1562875068089.jpg (66.21 KB, 728x455, coward.jpg)

i want him to act like a brat and dom him and shut him up.

No. 118893

anon he is so obviously in the closet

No. 118901


lmao anon i'm glad i'm not the only one who thinks this. he's ugly as fuck now but when he was young he was such a cutie

No. 118902

old but here's the pastebin https://archive.is/Mp1gB
only posting 1 month later because I was also horny for vinny and now I'm mad he's yet another shitty internet man that uses his Z-list celebrity status for evil

No. 118906

I hate that this makes me more attracted to him. objectively he's just a desperate whiny shitty person here, but it makes me want to top him.

No. 118907

File: 1562893728263.jpg (40.75 KB, 535x450, 535px-RunAwayStitch.jpg)

Stitch. He's 22yo.

No. 118908

Damn, he's so lil. I don't know him or even normal like East Asians but I would.

No. 118909

Nigga be lookin like he 10 tf bitch. That is Gizmo in human form my girl

No. 118911

File: 1562899695748.jpg (47.27 KB, 1024x576, fa67c612eb6d640a50253ccdf7b703…)

He's cute.

No. 118912

god… I know exactly what you mean

No. 118914

I hate the (x) is totally a sub or (x) is in the closet mentality a lot of anons have here,Crowder seems to be nothing more then a straight boring vanilla white guy

No. 118916

i said that i want to dom crowder because he's an arrogant smug asshole and i like the concept of hate fucking. i don't think he's actually a sub. people unironically susprct that he might have repressed gay tendencies tho.

No. 118917

File: 1562907930447.jpg (143.8 KB, 750x897, IMG_6010.JPG)

Austin Abrams

he is playing ethan in euphoria rn i'm obsessed
i know he has nothing special, but i'm literally in love

No. 118918

File: 1562908998659.jpg (61.27 KB, 640x640, Enoch-2BTrue-2BWiki-2Band-2BBi…)

I really fucking hate myself.

No. 118923

Anon it’s okay. From his posts he seems sweet.

No. 118977

This should be in the women ver. thread.

No. 119014

File: 1563004046549.jpeg (150.37 KB, 2000x1125, F2392306-BEC8-41C1-B309-7C56C3…)

Ajax from The Warriors.

I’ve last seen the movie several years ago but despite weird looking and trying to rape a woman, I still found him to be oddly cute. My friend made fun of me for it of course.

No. 119033

Is this a man or woman? I know it's a man thread but I'm confused

No. 119037

>The Warriors
You got great taste already

No. 119039

File: 1563033173546.png (1.13 MB, 1370x878, pm.png)

Paul from Paul and Morgan is pretty hot.
I hate the whole "How to avoid sin and live modestly in your Christian marriage! Dating for Christians! Step 1: No hugs before marriage" thing, makes me cringe.

No. 119058

yea but you just know it's because he's repressing some real fucked up sexuality underneath

No. 119100

File: 1563085946605.jpg (146.65 KB, 800x448, 1515655357-CV-The-Warriors-Rem…)

same, and I am genuinely ashamed because the character represents so may things I hate about men.
Rembrandt on the other hand, is an unproblematic cutie pie.
(I love this movie a lot.)

No. 119120

File: 1563120707465.jpg (620.68 KB, 1411x2048, 1510585602001.jpg)

wanna see my picture collection of letov holding cats?
this post made me discover a few unnerving threads in my sexuality btw.

No. 119123

22 months old

No. 119128

File: 1563126463905.jpeg (893.33 KB, 2270x3000, F5295763-5B32-44E0-A85A-49E722…)

When he was younger. I hate his music kek

No. 119143

peak of masculinity

No. 119169

I kinda feel that was the typical look for dark haired guys in the 70s/80s

No. 119175

File: 1563145050238.jpg (168.48 KB, 1280x845, 1280.jpg)

i remember seeing crispin glover as "creepy thin man" in charlies angels when i was pretty young and i thought he was so cute
i happened to see charlies angels again recently and im still attracted to him
would be happy to have him rip my hair out and smell it

No. 119193

>dark haired pale men in the late 70s/early 80s

literally the peak of men's hotness in history imo

No. 119196

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No. 119227

who's this

No. 119239

ntayrt, but that's young Bob Dylan.

No. 119253

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God Anon, me too, but you did him dirty with that picture

No. 119254

that fucking caption

No. 119257

same, his hair looked so fluffy

No. 119271

File: 1563217794058.jpeg (73.82 KB, 1000x706, E07D42DC-D894-491B-ACBB-0E1A38…)

Jesse Eisenberg, specifically in The Social Network. His insufferable smugness and especially the way he acts in the first scene just hits all of my kinks.

No. 119286

jewish guys are so hot so often

No. 119304

File: 1563241396521.jpg (104.52 KB, 494x475, freddi3.jpg)

I love that pic of him tbh, guys with "unique" teeth do it for me 10 out of 10 times. Also kek at that horrible caption jfc

No. 119308

File: 1563247550609.jpg (96.26 KB, 960x540, turtleneck.jpg)

thats one type of example i guess

theres something in our water supply making men look like carbon copies of one another now tbh

No. 119311

oh god. guys with thick full curly/wavy brown hair are my weakness

No. 119315

i dont think it's that guys looks similar,it's just that everyone tries to follow trends and look the same.ex instagram baddie look.many guys wear same brand clothes,have same haircuts and beards so ofc they are going to look the same.ppl care about clout and not about unique looks

jack nicholson tho damn

No. 119316

not only do you have fucking terrible taste but that caption was not even remotely kek-worthy and you should be so ashamed on both counts

No. 119320

File: 1563258841624.jpeg (72.87 KB, 587x720, AB614A7A-7D7A-489C-B71F-05FEC6…)

I said the caption was horrible and therefore you can use your big brain to deduce that my laughter came from a place of shock/bewilderment. My taste is impeccable and Freddie was cute as hell

No. 119346

File: 1563288255816.jpeg (310.9 KB, 1134x1567, C4394E4D-F37A-4E55-978F-37E953…)

Felix Biederman of Chapo Trap House,
I know his head looks like a inflated balloon but I just want to call him papi and have him fuck me till i’m unable to walk properly.

No. 119352


>I just want to call him papi and have him fuck me till i’m unable to walk properly.

The papi part made me laugh so hard

No. 119387

File: 1563317807710.png (738.04 KB, 1024x768, _McPoyles.png)

not a real person but I would fuck Liam McPoyle in a heartbeat

No. 119397

Omg i didn't know about the sexual harrassment controversy up until i read your post a googled him to see what was up.

He looked like a sweetheart in videos, he's so awkward and dorky. Never trust looks.

No. 119425

Lmao I JUST finished posting about Ryan in the "attractive men you want to fuck" thread. I think they're both conventially attractive in the face; It's just their bodies. Ryan would be deemed hot by most people if he toned up and lost a bit of weight.

No. 119455

>I am so sorry to ask you this but what are your feelings on the mankini?
I mostly find that funny, not really attractive. Like you said out of character he's really handsome, his facial structure just really gets me going.

No. 119457

Ethan looks almost exactly the same as my ex did, including the weight, body type and everything. I'm just kind of freaked out when I see him. But definitely, the way he treats and talks about hila is so amazing, I love that he calls her dude lmao
I thought he was really hot in that graduation pic when he was skinny, I'm biased cause I'm into skellies though.

No. 119458

yeah he used to be really cute when he was younger >>111428. i was surprised.

No. 119471