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Third times a charm! Starting off with a classic.
Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly,creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.
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the one and only
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He is a gross human being on so many levels but he is so narcissistic it makes me morbidly curious about his skills in bed.
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John Wilkes Booth
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Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka. He was my first crush at an abnormally young age, along with Bill Nye.
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a younger but still not so young Jack Nicholson circa The Shining
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Keith Gordon in the movie Christine. Mainly cause he looks like my dick ex and I want to squeeze his dweeb face between my thighs and show him who's boss
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Mark Borchart, he seems nasty but he's super delusional and eccentric that I'm dying to know what he's like in bed
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young Boris Becker. Idk why I just find his wonky, sexy-ugly German face so cute.
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Oh wow anon, you just brought back a long forgotten memory of my crush on Gene Wilder as the fox in The Little Prince.
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I thought he was adorable in one flew over the cuckoo's nest. I love that he laugh and smile with his mouth wide open like a child.
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I love me some DSL. But he looks so much like my uncle…
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i way too often find myself being attracted to guys who look like my male relatives. jeff dahmer is a bit cliche but he's my favorite example of the phenomena.
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Not so much ashamed of the choice but because I don't want to ruin anyone's childhood memories.
Where can I find a kind man like this?
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brian molko circa '97
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i can't be the only one who found him weirdly cute, right?
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also christopher lee in wicker man while he's not in drag. >>86937
i also thought he was attractive in that movie too, lol.>>86946
unfortunately men like that don't exist :(>>86945
my uncle is also a dead ringer for jeff if he lived past his thirties.
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both of them
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dahmer is a total cutiepie and i'd definitely fuck him but the serial killer i lust the most for is ed kemper. he looks like an obscenely large sloth but wow fuck i want him to choke me. absolute unit.
>>86972>>86979>tfw no serial killer bf to choke out and make my bitch
I know that stuff was already posted in the fetish thread, but we should really make a community based around this particular fetish.
also what is it with girls that are outcasts and insane men
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He has that same scruffy and unemotional look that dahmer does. Oh and i have a thing for this type of hooded eye shape
Thanks for not judging me lolcow
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I find the actor from the show more attractive
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should i make a roll image (like pic related) but for serial killers/mass murderers?
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nope :) i'd admit even as an old man in TP he was bangable and he looks like my soon to be father in law>>86969
do we have the same uncle?
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Queen Victoria's hot cousin and husband Prince Albert
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Also, young Johannes Brahms
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I would 100% let him fuck me in missionary position while he covers my mouth with his bleeding/rotting hand
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here you go friendo. hopefully it isn't too bad. I tried to include the popular ones with the exception of dylann and nikolas.
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only as cheb>>87090
I've never told anyone but I always thought Elliot Rodger resembled an ex of mine. Dude liked to say he looked like Johnny Depp but they both (Rodger and my ex) look like James Franco to me.
Don't fuck dudes that look like James Franco. They are bad news.
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It turned me on when he said he bring girls to his mansion when his (very hot) bf is craving pussy.
At least you're alive anon.
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Probably because of op's choice.
Anyway, I'm not a hybristophiliac but ER looks like the kind of guy I'd approach irl. Kind of beta looking, but still qt. And manlet-tier.
The autistic narcissistic misogyny is still a turn-off. Unfortunate!
You're a real one (although I'd fuck the inbred bowlcut boy)
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Not even ashamed, he was QT when he was younger>>86988
LOL was just going to post him>>86995
Agreed, and not controversial but I'd also love to marry Sheriff Truman>>87083
oh i'm totally down for both>>86990
he's cute too but the actor isnt the real thing. it goes beyond just physical attraction tbh>>87090
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this is literally the worst possible outcome.
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If you don't know then the system has succeeded in programming you.
Also I'm not sure if my entry counts because he's now a woman.
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>>87220>If you don't know then the system has succeeded in programming you.
whew boy you don't expect to come across conspiracy nuts in the men you'd be ashamed to fuck thread
my man is basic but I hate myself for it: Zach Braff. Why are my childhood crushes so fucking persistent?
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GG anon top tier taste.
Nicolas II again with his cousin George V. Those beards, man.
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Sorry officer, I will restrain the truth.
Also damn nothing to be ashamed of with your guy I would love his hot milky on my face. Pic related is who I'd secretly love to degrade. He looks so happy and innocent and gay. I would like to warm up to him and eventually fuck him. He's got a dumb maid who holds him hostage basically so it'll never happen.
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i was literally about to post him, but young mustache + mullet joachim. cool dad joachim is hot too.
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This guy became a meme in my country and he's not even from here, he's Russian actually.
People are calling him the 'WC psychopath' but I find him pretty hot/cute. Russian guys unf
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Jordan Peterson looked super attractive on the new JRE. I want to fuck him and his Kermit The Frog voice. >>87309
agreed. i have shit taste but wow…. I think some of you need to be put into an asylum. At least some of the serial killers were smoking hot in their prime.
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Also, I don't give a shit about Doctor Who but I think Peter Capaldi is pretty hot. Is there a fetish for thin grey haired men in their late 50s? I don't like the majority of them because of the balding and weight gain.
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Rich Evans was extremely cute (at least to me) when he was young, but I still would even as he looks now.
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Looks like Liam Mcpoyle, who of course is also a big fav in this thread
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Ooh! I've never seen that photo of Brahms before. He's cute and well dressed in that one.
I'll add to your "dead composers I wanna fuck" theme with Franz Liszt.
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hjfreaks. i'm sorry but i would love to see him play his bass while masturbating.
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He looks like my asian cousin, how is that even possible?
Always had a crush on him
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All these historical crushes and no mentions of this fucker? Come on lads
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me to, and i'd like to smell what he's smelling
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i posted this on cc, but lolcow and tumblr gave me a serial killer (specifically dahmer) fetish. now i’ve got to force my future bf to wear the glasses. thanks guys
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I've been into Michael Shannon for years
he could do fucking anything to me. I was attracted to him back in Bug and 8 Mile and he's only getting hotter to me as he gets older.
If I could somehow have a choice of fucking one celebrity he would be the one without a doubt.
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He's so hot in Bug. That's the first thing I ever saw him in and have been obsessed ever since.
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I developed a crush on him cus he seems like a clingy jealous bf and that's what I wanted right after my bf broke up with me. He looks a little like him too…
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i prefer him when he was younger, but this fucking kook can smash it.
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Jacque Torres. While he is a qt in my eyes, he’s older than my parents and nearly 60 now. I internally shame couples who have huge age gaps so it makes it extra cringe I want to do a guy way older than me.
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Something about his ogre-like appearance makes me think he would be awkwardly romantic with a tendency to give bent flowers and handwritten notes with piss poor handwriting. I would love every broken and bent gift he gave cause it would match his fucked up and crooked face.
Such is living a dream.
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tbh i'd fuck dennis hopper at any point in his career when he was alive
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especially cowboy dennis hopper, like damn
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Country roads; take me home please John.
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I feel he would have mad pussy eating skills.
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Me too anon. My favorite Jack is The Shining era Jack.
Kubrick had a good eye for actors. Pic related.
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NWR cause I love how eccentric he is & seems like he'd be a freak in the sheets.
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but I'd literally do anything for Nicolas at whatever point this was in his career
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steve1989mreinfo, i think he's pretty nice ;)
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And another famous Steve, Bob Ross' son
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terence mckenna… he's dead now and probably the ugliest man to had ever lived but i cherish his brain and would def ride into the sunset in hopes of somehow magically absorbing some of his weird esoteric psychedelic super-knowledge/delusions via bodily fluids. ../kidding. but seriously the man had a smart but kooky ass brain and its a shame he's gone because id be trying to marry him presently if he weren't
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There's no shame in wanting to fuck him. He's hot af, interesting, and smart.
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he somehow became more appealing as an old guy
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Werner Herzog. He is older than my grandfather (for real) but I'd do anything for prime 1970s Werner. I want to lay on his chest while while he rambles on in his thick Bavarian accent about existentialism and how he crafts his films.
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patrician taste anon.
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Would you guys literally fuck these guys? Or are we using 'fuck' to mean 'have a crush on'?
Here's my pick. Seemingly-sensitive, but actually abusive JF Sargent from cracked.
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He may be a capitalist overlord and certified mysoginist workaholic buuut he’s top shelf sugar Daddy material. I can see why Grimes hitting it, everyone here knows a bitch gotta put her morals aside at times
Amazing what a new hair line, a few bench presses and several billions of dollars can do for a guy
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I like pretty dudes.
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He's gotten chubby and 99% of his candids are hideous, but in his early twenties he was a treat. My little teenage heart was aflutter seeing him in those soccer movies.
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i’ve posted him before but early seasons kenny was beautiful (to me at least)
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The captain of my heart <3
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he's a qt with glasses too
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pls no bully
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same and I have no idea why
Also pic related, they look so much alike
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He looked so disappointed when he got his trophy for the best player of the world cup, it sent me immediately in protecc mode.
Not bad, my current history crush is that southern soldier from the civil war documentary>>88560
promise not to bully
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I was about to post him too!
Dude is pretty ugly but in a really adorable way.
See ya in hell.>>87090
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You are attracted to the pureness of the heart.
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He's a year younger than me and not my usual 'type' in the slightest, I don't know why but I think he's adorable, even if he does look like a lesbian.
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Ashamed cause he's a porn actor and I'm pretty sure he would tore open my vagina with his dick.
But he's right up my alley in term of looks and the way he moan in his older videos makes me a river.
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2009 Eli Roth could have gotten it so hard and I am deeply ashamed. Anyone else remember the blueberry incident on ONTD?
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hermann goering when he was a young, slim ace fighter pilot.
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also manfred von richtoften (the red baron). i'd send him my antique kodak nudes.
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sorry forgot to add the text
ashamed just because they make mainstream rap/trap music lmao
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I want them to fuck me at the same time tbh
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Young Stalin for me. Sort of looks like the Pringles man but with sex appeal and a better haircut.
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Apparently he had some gnarly pox scarring that were doctored out of his photos, but otherwise was a cutie.
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You're right, he did. You can still see them a little in the unretouched photos.
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As much as I hate him and his politics, I would let Nick Fuentes choke me half to death.
I would let noel miller literally drown me.>>89190
I'm pretty sure he's just hafu but likes to fuck with people idk. Because he doesn't look like a typical hafu
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Petersweden. Fuck, his accent is just so cute to me. I want him to hold me. Why does he have to believe vaccines cause autism?
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His first ever movie with Julia Ann is one of my go to porn, he was young (22 yrs old I believe) and hot and he's so eager to please her, he seems to enjoy sex sooo much, a very sexy sensual scene.
At the very beginning he give her some puppies eyes (pic related) I'm really into guys looking weak or behaving in a subby way, so it drives me wild.
He also always eat girls out and he seem to really enjoy doing it which is a massive bonus.
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obviously jake’s attractive and not shameful at all, but i want to fuck his character in nightcrawler specifically because i like the spookiness of lou bloom
I thought he was Indian? At least that's the impression I got from the Ajit Pai video.>>89175
I'd want Drew Gooden and Mumkey Jones to double-team me
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The guy who crashed Flight 93 into the ground
I think I win worst in the thread
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I have a few. One is Matt Smith who played the Doctor in Doctor Who. He looks exactly like my 3rd Great Grandfather (I think my third gg is handsome, should I KMS?).
Just the other day I went to a sushi bar. The manager came to greet me since there was a long wait. He was incredibly timid and shy with a really sweet voice. He was a short, older Asian man. The entire time I couldn't help but find him adorable and image what he must be like in bed. Shoot me.
Oh, I also find Temuera Morrison very attractive. Had a crush on him as a kid (still kinda do). I'm not actually embarrassed of wanting to fuck him, it's just that every woman I've shown him things he's average or kinda gross. >>86933
Oh God, me too.>>87190
Someone posted on /soc/ pretending to be him for shits and giggles. "Am I ugly, why can't I get a gf?" When I first saw Elliot without knowing who he was, I thought "He's average looking, I'm sure he can get a gf. I bet he doesn't have one because he has an entitled personality." I fucking nailed my assessment apparently. >>88215
He's hot af, why be ashamed of that one?>>88395
I felt so guilty as a child for wanting to bang painting Jesus. >>88920
I love Pyro. I couldn't fuck him though, imagine him as a girl with long hair: that's exactly what I look like. We could probably pass off as siblings.
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christoph waltz, and im a teenager…
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oh yeah, and leonard from the big bang theory, or really just beardless johnny galecki in general.
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I would do inexplicably filthy things to him.
My crush in the last world cup was Mesut Ozil, it's the bug eyes that do it for me. But Modric is a tier above Ozil, he's so fucking ugly and cute and gorgeous all at the same time.
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I think it just may be my age group: late teens-early 20s. Most girls I know are into skinny feminine types. Nothing wrong with that, just not usually the type to like a guy who looks like Tem. I know he's considered very attractive in New Zealand though. Could be a cultural thing as well.
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Definitely seconding Ozil. Normally I don't go for men that don't have dark/prominent eyebrows but he is so beautiful and unique looking and his profile is to die for.
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He was also very cute when he was younger, if that makes you feel any better.
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Damn it's a shame he won't be playing at WCs anymore…
I don't think Cavani belongs to this thread since he's a hottie so I'm just going to drop the Biter himself. I love his smile for some reason
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Yesss, I posted him in the last thread, had a crush on him since the 2010 world cup lol
Too bad he resigned from the German national team but I guess I can comfortably go back to not caring about football again
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yes i know 60s technically isn't "prime", but he's still hot as fuck. i was implying it's not THAT weird for a female of any age to find a good looking mature adult attractive. >>89444
yes, he was a dreamboat (and still is)
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Unironically Ted Nugent. As a Texan American his politics give me secondhand embarrassment. But I wouldn't mind a rustic weekend with Uncle Ted huntin' and fishin' and… doing other stuff.
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Doug Hutchison's character in The Green Mile. He's such a despicable person but his effeminacy and degeneracy really turned me on.
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Be still, my heart
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Diplo, world's worst hair. I'd hatefuck the shit out of this smug bastard.
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idk why I have a thing for fascists
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i've always felt this way about jermaine clement
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He looked fine af in Legion. +Bonus Aubrey
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honestly i liked his vampire styling in what we do in the shadows even though i think it was supposed to look ridiculous.
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i though that he was an absolute sex god as a vampire and i dream on him sinking his gapped teeth into my neck
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He could've modeled in his younger days
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Wtf are you on about? Incels believe that women only love conventionally attractive Chads, this doesn't fit their narrative at all. Use your brain anon.
I would fuck Van Gogh, I love the idea of being the lover of an ugly, depressed but incredibly talented artist and coddling him when he cries over the academy rejecting his work.
tfw I genuinely find Van Gogh attractive.
Artistic gentle soul ginger men are my weakest spot.
Are you saying you've never encountered vulgar, openly sexual women in real life? And because they find a guy hot that you don't find hot, they can't be women?
We have cows on /snow/ who prove that women can be openly gross, and they aren't even anon. Scope that Nemu thread, if you will.Perhaps you're the LARPer.
Where is the objectification? I like to believe the female subs in the fetish thread are men, too, if that's what you mean. But that's because it makes me personally uncomfortable.
Also sorry you had no gross female friends growing up. Literally used to draw porn in front of my close friends (female and male) in high school, myself. We also exchanged yaoi back and forth when that was a thing. And even now I know some normie women who openly speak about their sex lives.
Maybe it's a cultural difference.
I'm not sure the UK is so different from where you're living, culturally.
I think it's just a difference in common sense, there are unwritten social rules that you simply don't breach unless you don't know any better and want to offend people, the lower one finds itself in society the more "gross" females you will encounter, I think.
Well, not naturally, I don't genuinely mind how strangers behave of either sex, I suppose it's like individual women expecting their real woman's men to be assertive, strong, etc.
I also just hope you don't do it IRL when men are around, I think it would be extremely tactless if someone just pretended you weren't male and started to talk about wanting sex, with other men.
It's not that I think i should be entitled to it, or that I should be considered first due to my vicinity, only that… I would feel emasculated, really. But I'm sure you girls would also be creeped out of your male co workers started talking about how they spit-roasted that blonde chick in the office last night.
>>89893> I would feel emasculated
That just makes me want to do it more. >spit roasting that blonde chick in the office
saying "these guys are hot" on an anonymous internet forum is in no way comparable to graphically describing sex with a coworker AT WORK
Your relationship with a person can help determine the level of comfort you feel disclosing personal details about yourself. If I'm close friends with a guy (shock horror, it happens) and he talks about sex things (fetishes, girls he finds hot, etc.) then I'd be fine with it. Not when either of us are in a relationship though, since that might upset our s/o's.
I personally don't comment on a guy's ass or anything in front of, say, male coworkers. But sometimes I may just make a remark about finding him good looking, since I work with a tight knit group of people in a lax environment. I'm fine with men saying the same things, I actually think it's fun to know when a male coworker finds a girl cute so we can tease him about it.
Why would you seek out this thread if it emasculates you, though? Did you not know women talk about sex, for real?
I'm not sure it's more
, we seem about equal when we do care. I still suspect more women than men are low libido (although not as many as you thought either).
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I feel so ashamed since I found out he has been accused of abuse, but I can't find any other male pornstar that look somewhat intelectual and boy next doorish and likes to eat pussy. Life is suffering. >>88394
Fuck, me too. I hate him so much and I bet he tries his best in bed, likes to being called daddy and has a pink dick. Jesus, i'm gross lol
We're talking amongst ourselves,all women, about guys we find hot, anonymously, and you're pearl clutching because it would be kinda rude if you theoretically did that irl around men.
It would also be kinda rude if you constantly vented your troubles to coworkers, yet we have the vent thread. It's the fucking girl talk section of our anonymous girl board. It's a place to vent things you might not talk about in real life.
You've admitted that you had no idea we're this sexual about men, or that we had such diverse weird taste sometimes. Well, isn't it great then that now some men can learn? Instead of the age old tradition of moaning that they have no idea what women like and will never understand women? If you find women's sexual honesty scary and emasculating, I hope you're not surprised when women act prudish and tight lipped around you, leaving you clueless about what they're really like.
What the actual fuck? You want to grope women for being attracted to men that aren't you? No one is trying to take your manliness away from you, calm the hell down.
This thread is a trip now.
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Oh my God anon, I think you won the thread holy shit
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You're like a living embodiment of stereotypical English prudery
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I feel so gross. What's wrong with me.
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Sam Hyde. I know he's an absolute piece of woman hating shit and he genuinely looks like a disgusting person but damn if I wouldn't let him raw me and then strangle me to death
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Oh god yes Peter Capaldi at any age.
He's done tonnes of notable work on British TV aside from Doctor Who (which I don't care for either)
I loved seeing him in Skins as Sid's dad he was the hottest guy in the show
Bitch what the fuck
Get some help anon, seriously.
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It’s ok anon, I secretly found him attractive when he had his hair bleached. Sam has decent facial structure but he seems to be intent on making himself look as grotesque as possible nowadays.
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Am I the only one who thinks Sam is a self-hating jew? Something about his appearence and sense of humor gives me that vibe. Not trying to bait or anything just curious if anyone else thinks the same.
Polite sage for being off-topic
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i can't find sam attractive because he looks just like my gay cousin it's weird. charles (on the left) can fucking hit it though.>>90594no you aren't the only one. my bf and i have speculated that he must be at least half jewish. can't think of any other reason he'd be so insecure about jews.
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soundcloud rapper 6ix9ine
I feel like I could hate fuckk any of them.
Nick > Sam > charls
wtf is wrong with me lol
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Charls has a perfect face, it’s almost statuesque
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i wish he blackmailed me for sex hnggg
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Ashamed cuz he's cringey and also ashamed cuz he resembles a dude I dated in college who was also annoying and kind of crazy but his dick game was too bomb…
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..speaking of murderers
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Anon, please… not only is he ugly, but he's autistic as fuck.
Brace yourself for that google search
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Fucking hell… just kys pls. This is not even funny.
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David Byrne most definitely while wearing his big suit. I still find him attractive as an old man lol. >>90673
I'm pretty numb to his crimes after comparing the shit he's done to people like the toybox killer/david parker ray. I don't think most people have hybristophilia in the literal sense, in that they'll fuck anyone who's violent, but the physical attractiveness certainly influences if people find someone who did horrible shit attractive. I don't think it's comparable to say someone is mentally ill for being ashamed to fuck a serial killer when there was literally hundreds of groupies back in the day for Ted Bundy. >>90669
Seconding Tesla, a lot of people think he's asexual, but he probably just autistic. >>90690
Even as a person who would fuck other literal murderers, wow.
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I'm usually not into older men, but fuck this man is hot.
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I believe it's plausible. For example, when people discover shitty things about celebrities they stop supporting them (hopefully) or at least condemn them. Or when you find a guy cute and hear bad things about him, most people would be put off therefore losing attraction. So knowing the barbarities those criminals comitted and still finding them attractive or fuckable… shows there's something very wrong imo. Anyways anons are free to post whoever they want, this is the ashamed to fuck thread after all.
Not to derail any further, pic related is mine. Old and busted Gackt.
a mascot for our default theme: https://pastebin.com/d3EFdDJn
By using the default Windows application it doesn't seem to find a bench to try and prepare and freak yourself out.
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i am bpd obsessed with him, i can't change it sorry>>90712
i will eventually, don't worry>>90698
i probably am too tbh, maybe i just slipped past the diagnosis because i'm a gorl
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The uglier he presents himself, the more I'm attracted to him, I have no idea why. 18 year old him was at his prime qtness though
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If you're going to post Japanese murderers at least post the cute ones, fucking pleb.But you sound like a LARPer anyway
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is this a bot or >>90875
i'm not a "larper" nor do i really know what that means tbh, but i know i can't say anything to convince you otherwise
anyway, i don't like generic young looking men, and i'm generally not into japanese people or murderers anyway so it's not like those are fucking bonus points lol
an anon in here earlier posted christoph waltz (pictured), that is my ideal guy and he's white and not a murderer
but by obsession with issei is much different and goes beyond me just finding him attractive, i can only attribute it to my bpd because i have no other explanation
and yes i know all of this sounds fucking autistic don't hurt me
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Terry fkn Dubrow. It's the voice andd the whole persona on botched, I have a thing for jewish looking dudes but this takes the damn cake. Daddy issues are helluva drug.
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same~ wish he didn't get so much work done on himself though.
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I want him to pin me down and fuck me so hard until I'm sore and bruised, good God.
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Macklemore. There's something about him that I find so attractive. Just wish his nose was a little less wide lol
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Lord knows I'd let em both 😭👌
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He's so fucking hot. I don't know what's wrong with me. I'd let Toucan Sam hit it and never quit it.
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He's such a twig but he's cute.
I'm only really attracted to him when he's wearing his glasses tho
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steve carell as michael scott. wtf brain
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I've wanted to fuck this weirdo since puberty. I want to grind my clit on his nose.>>90962
At least this one is actually worthy of being ashamed of. A lot of the men in this thread are just attractive in a non conventional way.
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He grew a beard and non he kinda looks like post malone
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I know he’s a terrorist fuckhead, but I would, honestly,
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Looks like comedian Brendon Walsh.
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Too many murders in this thread for my liking…
I know this is the “Men you are ashamed to fuck” thread but still.
Anyway, someone mentioned Blake from Workaholics in the first thread and it reminded me that I had it pretty bad for Ders from the same show about a couple of months ago. He looks like a cross between Macaulay Culkin and frog and has man boobs but I still find him to be cute. Probably because he’s tall.
He looks like my grandma.
Fuck it, I'm hot.
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I’d fuck him so hard. He’s tall too.
Pic related (non murderer) although he has shitty beliefs so I feel shame.>mel gibson
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Mark Fuhrman in the People v OJ Simpson series
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>>91096>cute face>cute laugh>social recluse (like me)
Shit anon i like him too, i may or may not have been slightly jealous of the reporter
I mean, he’s technically not ugly. He even has a neat jaw if we go by chad ideology (lmao)
which kinda makes it more pathetic cause he gotta be a hella uncomfortable autismo to fuck up with the ladies when he’s not even ugly.
yeah that's fair. my friend roasted me hard for thinking he was qt, but he's got that sickly white boy look that some girls (including myself i guess) are in to.
my heart tells me he doesn't have a gf because he's just misunderstood and awkward, but i've been on enough boards to know he's probably an asshole and creepy to women irl and that's the real reason they won't talk to him. also i guess he doesn't really leave his room so that doesn't really open up many options for him :(
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John Maus, maybe not very shameful but he's nearly twice my age and kinda derpy and unfashionable but damn if I wouldn't let his tortured creative genius ass keep me prisoner in his home in bumfuck Minnesota and fuck me raw every day while he whispers in my ear about whatever esoteric philosophical shit he got his phD in.
I saw him live and he kept raising his arms and I would get glimpses of his hairy slightly chubby dadbod belly and that shit gets me going tbh….i love his music too! lmao>>91031
saaame, him and Blake are both so hot imo
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Oh. My. God. Anon! I've literally wanted to fuck John Maus for ages. Sometimes I find myself attracted to older men like this. Smart, talented, somewhat demented?
My friend saw him live and he started punching himself on stage. Ever since, there's something that's drawn me to him. his music is great imo
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omg I'm glad I'm not alone. My friends all think I'm weird for thinking he's hot. His chaotic onstage energy is oddly sexy and makes me feel like he's probably a freak in the sack tbh. I was getting all hot and bothered while I saw him perform lmao. And I kinda have a thing for older men
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you guys are validt i mean look at him when he was younger. dreamy
omg i'm with you anons, he's really cute to me… this was really depressing to me, honestly. i feel like i'm on the same level as one of those hybristophiliac girls who think they'd be an "exception" for the school shooters they're into
good taste, though i'm not ashamed of wanting to fuck him at all lol. i have a huge crush on him - he just seems so intelligent and perceptive, and that chaotic energy is a huge plus. he has a really captivating intensity to him. i would watch a bunch of his interviews constantly and on all of the youtube videos of him speaking there'd be guys commenting about how "autistic" he acted/sounded… which i guess i'm attracted to, fuck my life. i saw him live last year and got to hug him after his show when he was all covered in sweat and i kinda wanted to just marinate in it afterward, lol
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I still have such a big crush, even though he has revealed himself to be a huge asshole.
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Not really that shameful, but I've had a soft spot for Gagarin ever since I read some cute short story about him. He just looks so pure on most his photos and those types always make me weak.
Titov just looks hot.
op of the incel thirst post. does he tripfag or something? how did you know it was him? for research purposes of course
(tried looking it up but all i see are threads of people assuming he's an actor as well/shitting on incels)
That tinychat is still active I guess. There were timestamp pics too. Not sure if they were real-real you know. I don’t r9k much, I heard about/seen it on tv.
I don’t think it’s a stretch to think he’s a real person. He was genuinely cringy.
Ill see what I can dig up.
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>>89901>random woman thinks man is attractive who isn't me>must sexually assault her to assert my dominance
Lmao this has to be a troll. How can a real man be this stereotypically stupid and egotistical.
I heard he's just a mod on an r9k Discord or something.
Why do you even care so much? Going to try to track him down and relieve him of his inceldom?
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no shame in general but yes I would even fuck him in this movie
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Judge me anons
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Hell no, I’d have fucked him six ways from Sunday. I would fuck this guy too, but probably not anymore. Sorry the picture is for ants, it was the only one out there.
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Sebastian Armesto, he always gets casted in awkward minion roles and I like his symmetrical face moles
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I like his voice tbh, oops.>>91924
Lol thanks for this.
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thank you anon who commented this, i finally got round to watching the movie (not really a serial killer fucker but rather like watching/reading about that stuff) and omg cal's actor is so cute!
10/10, would wife
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ot, but this pic made me realize a coworker of mine really resembles Kennedy. He has the same eyes and smile.
He's a good 10 inches shorter though lmao.
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prince of my heart
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I'm going to hell for this one but I've always found him ridiculously, inhumanly attractive. his cheekbones look like they were carved out by angels or some shit
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ashamed because I'm not 15yo and he's kind of ugly but I'm so attracted to him
normie af I know
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Dick Roman from Supernatural
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my brain knows hes not cute but my eyes dont agree
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I don't know what to say
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I would also peg him in his pasty fat ass
Glad you said it so I didn’t have to post it and can just nod. The other guy as well, you’d know which if you looked it up.>>87289>>88228>>90669>>89124>>89182>>89449
All of these too.>>91096
Was just about to post him.>>91080>>92735
What’s the shame in these?
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why do I like him so much
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I think I might be tied with you for worst if I haven’t beaten you.
The weeb from /r9k/ who blew his head off on livestream. I was surprised when I saw a photo of his full face and read up to see he was older than I thought (and alright looking.)
Which other guy, there were 19 lol
Also good to know I'm not entirely insane>>93012
Shuaiby was cute, I liked his eyes
And I definitely win
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Well seeing as it’s been nearly 24 hours and I haven’t been flamed yet, I suppose you do win. I feel a little better about it. And I agree, I especially loved his eyes.
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skinner from the x-files is so hot for some reason. the more i watched the show the better he looked to me. i don't even have a thing for bald men but everything about him is so attractive to me that him balding doesn't matter. he kinda pulls it off tbh
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How about a Skinner with some hair on his head?
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something about his face weirdly entices me even though most of the time he looks like a dead bloated body that's been in a swamp for 3 days
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A young Jaz Coleman. I know he’s batshit crazy but I’m a sucker for thick black eyebrows and like his complexion.
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you got me fucked up if you say you wouldn't fuck this hunk of a saggy tea bag and he looked especially damn tasty in The Borgias
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frank zappa. i suppose the fact that i think he's one of the smartest people to ever live helps the attraction. his voice is so fucking sexy and goofy and snide, like he knows he's the best… i'd love to be his groupie he fucks and travels with but at the same time i'd love to bear his children.
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Charlie Sheen was objectively hot as fuck in this scene and I feel icky for acknowledging it.
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I hate to be /that person/ but the new Florida shooter (not the one from February… or 2016… lol)
Looks kinda like an autistic Jake Abel
This must be the only picture on the internet where he doesn't 100% look like a creepy, crazy fucker.
All of his expressions are those of a psychopath and his haircut was horrible.
Seriously it seems like every shooter has the same haircut.
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Jon Townsends the 18th century historical reenactment youtuber.
He's just so sweet and passionate about 18th century cooking and history. He's total husbando material.
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Jamie Demetriou who stars in and cowrites the screenplay for 'Stath Lets Flats' on E4. The show is horrendously unfunny but he's around 6'6, brown eyes, tanned skin, he's pretty much exactly my type. woof
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>>90170>Sam has decent facial structure
He looks like every uncle who's ever been arrested for child pornography combined into one person
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oh, and RFK. mmmmmmmmmm
this. what is good about sam's bone structure. his jaw is sharp but not very manly and its completely concealed by fat anyway. his…forehead is a nice size i guess?
literally onion has better bone structure
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you kinda have it made if you fall in love though. don't have to worry about no longer finding your partner attractive when they start to age. it's all uphill for you and by the time they're so elderly that it's no longer hot, you'll probably be post-menopausal and not care much anyway. there's no "the wall" for you, merely a doorway.
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Robert Smith used to be kind of a babe
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>tfw ywn have a goth cartoonist bf to hate people with
Only ashamed because he's so much older. Still looks good though tbh.
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By this do you mean have sex with a black guy wile he watches and then go down on you after?
He looks a little like my boyfriend lel
Honestly, I find him kind of cute. Who is he?
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Jhonen Vasquez of the Invader Zim (and JTHM) infamy. I should've put that in the file name whoops.
Here's a younger pic. He just kind of got dweebier with age instead of wrinkling.
There's no shame in wanting to fuck Jhonen. I would totally go for him if I was straight.
He would make a good bf too.
Omg, anon, me too! Everytime I mention him, people go "wait, who?"
I think I prefer him in his edgier JTHM/Squee years.
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Mitt Romney was my first sex dream
it ended with him crying out of shame because Mormonism. I seriously have such a fetish for spiritually conflicted Mormon boys, I'm ashamed I don't find it appealing unless they feel guilty.
>>94148>I seriously have such a fetish for spiritually conflicted Mormon boys
Wow, I actually have the same religious boy kink, although I prefer them to be crying at first but eventually give in (and I prefer the religion to be from further east if you catch my drift)
sage for oversharing
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Honestly, I think Braun Strowman is a total babe. He’s big, tall, strong, and just adorable.
I have a weakness for big guys.
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Tom Lehrer, I honestly cant say why.
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I don't really find Luschek from OitNB physically attractive at all, and yet something deep inside very much wants to jump his bones. I've even had sex dreams about it…>>86893>>86971>>89381>>89768>>93010>>93237>>93869>>94105
i'm glad we all have the same shit-tier tastes <3
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You guys would love the mormon episode of Room 104.
An alarming amount of people want to fuck Pornstache, so it could be worse.
Speaking of Pornstache, I did experience like a glimmer of attraction to him in that one scene where he finds out Daya's baby isn't dead but he was in his mom's kitchen, had different facial hair and wasn't in the middle of abusing any prisoners so that probably helped. I was seeing normal women all over the internet discussing their Pornstache lust starting from season one.
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I honestly don't feel ashamed of it but i know a lot of people would judge me for it so i guess it counts
why? he's nice and we are both pretty damaged so i feel a weird deep connection (i know i sounds like an insane fan girl but i haven listened to way too many personal videos he made). Also he seems like the type of person that would try their hardest to please the girl.
Oh yeah and I don't give a damn about weight and appearance so i would probably get judged for a lot of my weird random crushes lol
lol i like caveman bone structure and he has nice teeth.
shame about the incurable grease disease and every single fucking thing else
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i'd be on his fuck list anytime before he got fat >>94206
the masochism tango is a great song
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Anton Chigurh from No Country for Old Men.. his hair and deep voice!!
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Id fuck the living shit out of Max Stirner
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i’m going through some extreme ovulation rn and suddenly realised i would fuck the shit out of sacha baron cohen
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wanting to fuck MGK all this time and not feeling an ounce of shame until now lol
Is this the Rape me lyric from Nirvana song?
Why, is he trying to make some kind of statement?
Seen him live and he was amazing even though I do not listen to rap usually. The live versions of his songs are so much better than CD ones
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I also would totally fuck Romney, not necessarily into it cuz of the Mormonism but more from a politician-intern/employee standpoint
Honestly my fantasy is some sort of Lewinsky-type situation. Except I would use the affair as leverage for getting what I want, like a raise or promotion or special treatment etc. I've been listening to a podcast about the affair and damn Monica must've given good head because Bill couldn't stay away, even after dumping her several times and someone on his staff had her moved to a job at the Pentagon to keep them away from each other he kept calling her. Monica was stupid telling her jealous "friend" who ratted her out
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He's cute AND he's 6'4"
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Yo wtf there's pictures of him? I thought the only thing of him was that cartoon drawing. Consider my mind blown.>>94249
Fuck me anon I was just thinking of posting mr koolaid too. Shit, he didn't even need the glasses, he already looked good. Even in the late years he still had that something.
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i'm glad someone agrees with me, i'm the worst fucking hybristophile on the planet and have posted different murderers that i'd fuck without shame. It's not that i'm sexually submissive, i actually have a domination fetish for overtaking power/dangerous men during sex.
also i would fuck the shit out of israel keyes. didn't help that he was charming like bundy too.
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Aw anon, if you're going to hell for your taste in men, save me a seat cause I'm right there with you. I can def see the appeal in taming a man like that, it's gotta make you feel like an even bigger fucker than him lol. I'm into the idea of these types of men being emotional, vulnerable and easily manipulated in a relationship too, feel like the contrast between the two sides is hot. now I want to make someone my bitch, thanks anon
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this, sadly. i either want to have the higher grounds mentally (i have kink for lucid/delusional men) or physically (in this case, with my femdom/hybristophilia kink)
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I'm always both glad and surprised to see one of my weird crushes like Lehrer mentioned in this thread.
I don't quite know why I'm attracted to him either. Maybe's it's the piano playing skills, or the sardonic wit, or the way his demeanor gives off cute, shy but loving nerd vibes.
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damn i've never seen that one before
we need a hybristophile thread to keep this to minimum TBH
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I like the idea, it'd be fun to dump this shit on there. Just worried we'd get derailed to high heaven
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surprised i haven't seen eric andre on this thread, although idk if he's considered conventionally attractive
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samefag but also keeping with the always sunny theme: rickety cricket especially in the later seasons
Cricket??? Later seasons?? This is by far the craziest in the thread anon haha. I get when he was a priest that was kinda hot. He is so funny in later seasons though.
For me it's Charlie even though he's gross, Glenn especially later seasons because psycho and fat Mac lol
dunno man, just think he's cute :)
i agree on charlie, love that little man and would ride his face in a heartbeat. i think glenn qualifies as too "conventionally attractive" tho
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James Holman the Blind Traveler, and no I am not kidding.
I read his biography and travelogues and had such a crush on the guy. My weirdest crush and probably one of the weirdest in this thread.
> tfw no blind English echolocation traveler bf
His travelogues and autobiography are all on Project Gutenberg if you are interested and there is also a really good book (A Sense of the World).
God I had so many dumb fantasies about seducing him wtf!? I hadn't even seen a picture of him until wayyy later too. I don't know what was wrong with me then or now . . .
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right? i put it on as a bg noise yesterday but i couldn't handle it for more than the first 10 mins just bc he is so stuttery and the convo didn't flow at all. sounded like 2 awkward uni lads trying to make friends at a tutorial group kek
honestly i even sorta thought he was cute in a dorky way, but hearing him candidly speak really turned me off him
yup. i often think joe is an idiot but he handled the interview fine and asked decent questions and tried to help elon loosen up, to which he just had stiff delayed responses like a sperg.
what even is his voice? that's not what any canadian accent i've heard sounds like. it actually does sound like a robot trying to be human lmao
He's south african.
I think Elon is hot and would absolutely husband him up.
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Gurl dont even…Jeremy Irons is handsome I'll sing it from the mountains, no shame.
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same anon you replied to, i'm pretty sure he is south african but that podcast was my first exposure to it and it is such a weird accent. and like i'm esl and can't usually pick up differences in native speaker's accents lmao>>94757
wow. great file name tho
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he makes for good memes i'll give you that
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hahaha…god this is so weird but I'm really attracted to young David spade, but like specifically from this one episode of Monsters, where he plays a Serial Killer meat delivery boy. I don't know, something about his acting in it was attractive to me. Plus, his role as Richard in Tommy Boy was attractive too because he was basically a sarcastic asshole the whole time. I wasn't even born when he was in any of these (I'm 20) so I haven't told anyone out of embarrassment.
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he's not the most handsome man in the world but his virile energy is palpable no matter what form he takes
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i want Stath Lets Flats to crush my throat and spit on my face
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100% agree anon. I can't watch Tommy Boy without staring at him whenever he's on screen. He's such a cute sarcastic asshole and I love it
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>i'll never get to be a groupie during the 90s to a japanese edgelord vampire with long hair and makeup
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I'm so glad someone agrees with me here, he is so cute. A lot of people give him a hard time about his height but I don't even care that he's short since I'm shorter than him. I read a post that said "SNL era David Spade was such a hot twink, I'm so upset that he turned into Billy Ray Cyrus" LOL I sort of wish I was born earlier so I could've been an adult when he was in these movies so I wouldn't sound so weird if I were to tell my friends. I even started watching "Just Shoot Me" because he's in it.
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I don’t know why I’m like this
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He is such an intelligent hunk. Besides, think of the orgies…
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Birdo. Pretty self explanatory.
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For me it's magician Blake Vogt. He's really lanky and his face looks like he was beat with a stick in some photos, but something about his face I find oddly cute. ALso I find his smile and personality charming. His tricks are pretty neat too.
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I’d let this man fuck my brains out
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Antisthenes. He’s whole deal was virtue! Loyalty is important. Plus he had the whole “hot dad” look before it was cool
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Alan Napier. He was such a sweet Alfred in the original show.
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Whenever I get rickrolled I can't help but think Rick Astley was pretty cute
Lol I think Javier Bardem is hot in general>>94212
That looks sexy>>93010
He's cute. Definitely my favorite character on the show. I love how innocent he is.>>91010
My cute friend that I've had sex with looks like him!
Same tbh>>95071>My cute friend that I've had sex with looks like him!
What race is your friend?
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Sorry for your friend but that is fucking hilarious. At least the Boston Bomber was easy on the eyes but its gotta suck hearing you look like him. Was he a good lay at least?
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Jonathan McIntosh. Help me, I don't know what it is.
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not so much ugly, but more of embarrassing meme guy phase
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He's so pleasantly not-obnoxious for a talk show host and is really cute all around. I'd make love to him at night and share coffee with him in the morning.
I've been thinking about what about him attracts me so much. I just came to the conclusion that is the mix between a man with sort of power, money and intelligence (not in the social aspect because he is very aspie) and the fact that besides all that, he is super nerd and a dork. I just have a thing about men that present themselves as super alpha but end being a beta. >>94763
According to the text AB leaked, Grimes says that the accent it's a lie.
But compared to other late night show hosts? I'm probably speaking from my own little idealized fantasy I have of what his "real" personality might be though, lmao. His instagram personality looks so awkwardly sweet.>>95303
Yeah I kinda feel that but I also wanna believe that he's pretty vanilla and soft in bed (at first) so that he doesn't need to be dripping with sex appeal right off the bat. Like if I introduced my friends to him they would think "he's an odd choice" but then they warm up to him because he's so precious.
i just really like jimmy fallon you guys
I would fuck him at any age. No shame here.>>95253
I like him because he looks exactly like a crush I had in HS.
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There's a couple of actors I'm weirdly attracted to but not until they were over 75 years old. I totally would.>>87307
I googled "world cup psychopath" and all I got were pictures of Peter Crouch.
I had to look it up but the Jew Bear was pretty hot.>>89423
Ask him about his blueberry.>>89427
I'd be afraid of his eyes popping out.
Not this is what I call something you really need to be ashamed of. Thread win, anon.>>90795
He's 4 ft 9. I'm kinda relieved that I could probably kill him with one blow.
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The Unabomber. I want him to take me in his big manly arms and carry me off to his dilapidated shack and make babies with me.
That's terrible, Anon. I kinda feel you. I heard he wrote some romantic letters from prison, they may be available online >>95327
Speaking of ancient men on GOT, von Sydow is looking good for his age
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There is something about his insane cockiness mixed with maximum autismo-mode troll that I have always loved.
Please tell me I'm not the only one.
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lmao are you me? i’ve posted my hybristo crushes in here before and ted k is by far my fav.
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Oh my god, YES. He was so handsome and smart when he was young, I still can't believe he never married.
Bonus: have a shirtless Ted.
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(not her) Same here, I want to be his homestead wife, he can go out hunting and I can tend the garden… call me crazy but I've thought about this way too much.
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On his first date with a girl they went picking apples together and baked a pie. How romantic is that?
This scene from Manhunt always tugs at my heartstrings.
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I'd be willing to fuck Pete Davidson if he kept his mouth shut the entire time and left right afterwards. I really like goofy faces like his, shame about everything else
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Bieber in his uhh.. current phase>>95458
Agreed he was hot when he was young
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oh agree. i love trashy dudes that look like they forgot you can't skip school after graduating and haven't eaten anything with nutritional value in over a month (i have issues ok). lil peep had the same kind of appeal, honestly i think their faces look similar too.
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only pre-2003 though
cool, what year was that?
I never had a chance to go to their show when I was a teenager because eastern europe
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The Shane Dawson costume Onision muppet drawing.
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do fictional men count? because i was rather into rick before the show got popular. i'm embarrassed about it now but i wanted to dom him