>>3401That had nothing to do with it. It enraged me and made me want to kill her, I mean why did she deserve to lose her virginity before me? She deserves to die.
But I did everything right. I traded pokemon cards. I learned how to ollie. Women lie. They don't want a charming man with a nice car who dresses well. They want a stupid slob who wears tracksuits and wifebeaters just because he's good at baseball. Look at the sunset. It's beautiful. And yet I don't get to experience it with a tall blonde woman. I own a BMW.