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No. 92433
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No. 92438
>>92410barbie wouldn't have such fucked up teeth
fucking britbongs man
No. 92440
>>92410>not putting links in the OP.I HATE THIS.
It's Lupokku. Like 90% sure she has a thread somewhere anyway.
No. 92441
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Zero resemblance. Not even blonde with blue eyes. The ombudsman will be hearing about this.
No. 92492
>>92465Nah, close up she looks busted and far away looks average.
Long face and deep nasolabial folds that remind us that she's too old to be a model. Japan would forgive the shit teeth but she doesn't have a slim face.
No. 92514
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>>92433>For the record, I never said ANYTHING along the lines of "My Barbie Doll looks are ruining my love life!" I think I said something like "guys sometimes see the way I dress in a sexual way, which I hate and it makes me feel really uncomfortable."Can you really blame them when you wear shit like this?
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No. 92533
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No. 92539
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>>92535>>92537Looks like she shooped herself to Bayonetta level proportions.
No. 92543
>>92514lmfao.
Yeah when you are
literally wearing a fetish outfit people are going to say dumb shit - especially when your bra top has a sentence asking creepy old fucks to come to you. When you're a grown ass woman infantilizing herself, creepy people see that as a green light.
Not the same thing as wearing a crop top or a miniskirt, which is already a bold move.
Fucking no wonder your family doesn't want to be seen with you you're straight up telling people you think pedophiles are sexually appealing.
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No.
No. 92558
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kawayui
No. 92562
>>92531A+
Also I don't think she's really 22" waist chan because all the clothes she's wearing are fitting tight at the waist, while the smallest sizes are often 24"+ on waist.
No. 92570
>>92560That's a dumb statement considering there's no way they weren't judging her, there's just such a cultural and language barrier that it gave the illusion of freedom. I'm assuming that's the first time she left her country.
Asians and weebs are psychotically judgmental, look at all of lolcow.
No. 92664
>>92534She looks kinda old?
like not OLD old, but something about the eyes
No. 92754
>>92441No. Her face looks aged.
Nowadays, ANYONE can be a "living doll" just by applying doll makeup, owning high quality wigs, having a small waist in proportion to your body and Instagram.
No. 92801
>>92441there's nothing really rapticular about her face to give her a doll-like look. Like, any average girl could do the same make up and claim they're a *~living doll~* it would be the same result.
Also, I agree with anons that say she looks old. Her face is too long, and her jaw is too boxy. She also seems to have jowls.
No. 92803
>>92801That's the thing. It doesn't take that much effort to achieve that look, especially with a lot of photoshop. I mean sure she's a pretty girl.
But it takes a very rare type of personality to actually dare to market yourself that way. You have to have some serious narcissism going on. No sane person no matter how attractive or 100% perfect would subject themselves to this, unless criticism just bounces off them like a typical narcissist.
No. 92806
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>However when Hannah started university in Sheffield in 2013, classmates began commenting on her resemblance to a Human Doll.
>Hannah explains: “On my first day at university, no-one spoke to me and I was upset that nobody seemed to like me.
>“But afterwards, my classmates told me that they had been intimidated by me and they were scared to approach me because I looked so much like a doll.
lmfao bitch that did not happen.
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That whole article is snowflake 101 and I know she says she 22 but she looks in her late 20s to early 30s.
>Says she is criticized by passers-by in the street
>Often, guys will become infatuated with my appearance and tell me how much they like me.
>And when people yell ‘Barbie’ at me on the street, I take it as a compliment! I’m proud to be called a Human Barbie
>As a child, Hannah was very shy. She felt unattractive
>On my first day at university, no-one spoke to me and I was upset that nobody seemed to like me
>But afterwards, my classmates told me that they had been intimidated by me and they were scared to approach me because I looked so much like a doll
>I’m always in character and I refuse to do ‘casual’. Casual clothes make me feel anxious
>Wherever I go, strangers stare at me because of the way I look
>In Sheffield, people are always asking for selfies with me and complimenting me on how I look like a princess. It’s very sweet.
>When I went to Korea in my second year of university, people were lining up to take pictures with me and I got lots of attention for being a foreign Barbie.
>Hannah, who receives fan mail on a daily basis, says: “I always respond back to fan mail. I’ve heard some of the other living dolls don’t reply back to their followers but I always make an effort
>I find a lot of guys become obsessed with me because of my appearance
>But they don’t even know who I am inside – they just like the way I look >Guys see me as a doll and immediately sexualize me
No. 92939
It takes a special kind of narcissistic fuck to label yourself as a living doll. She looks average. "Dolly fashion" is just the most generic j-fash coordinated either haphazardly or very plain.
>>92754>having a small waist in proportion to your body*Photoshop
>>92930lmfao bitch wrote some fanfiction with a Mary Sue self-insert.
No. 92997
>>92975kek, calm down. I meant it in a joking sense. The way this girl talks about her life sounds fabricated, like a story made up as a form of wish fulfillment.
It is really common for journalists to base their articles around Internet shitposting? Is this the reason why there are so many poorly-researched sensationalist/clickbait articles being shat out these days? Just curious.
No. 93051
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Man, this girl's eye makeup used to be RIDICULOUS. It seems like she deleted her old photos with the bad makeup now (who can blame her). But I found this, which is almost as bad as she used to wear it.
No. 93076
>>93051I think some people in Korea really look like that though. The exaggerated aegyo sal and all.
Since this girl used to live there, she would've fitted right in.
No. 93224
>>92560kek, looking like that she was definitely being judged. I guess she just doesn't speak Korean.
Koreans are judgemental as fuck and looking like a kawaii ugu doll isn't exactly a fashion trend in Korea.
No. 93247
>>93224Yeah, I find it hard to believe how naive some foreigners in Asia can be.
People aren't rude to her because she's a foreigner who probably isn't fluent in their language, not because Koreans are so nice and not judgemental at all.
If this girl was Korean or at least East Asian and looked like this, they'd juge the hell out of her.
No. 93400
>>93397if you freeze frame anyone in video of course they look retarded
she's really not bad. just the teeth
No. 93450
>>92410Do people know what Barbies look like? Why does the media just swoop up anyone who calls themselves a Barbie or a Ken doll?
This girl is really average, if not very pretty. I guess it's the concept if she lies enough, somehow she'll convince people that it's true?
She's just really ugly and even old looking in some of these shots.
>>92441 No. 93606
>>93444Idk who was the first, but miss Gregory for sure isn't.
I guess journalist calls her as a first one because they didn't do enough research on their own. Actually, probably they didn't do any research at all. They just saw Hannah and decided to make up all the story around her.
No. 93723
>>93649i didnt know people get actually cash payouts from their loans.
i had student loans but it all went directly to my school. i didn't get any cash in my hand
No. 93747
>>93440She's not claiming it. the article is.
I mean I'm just going by what she said but I have first hand experience of how media will portray things to suit themselves/make a better story. You can't possibly be unaware of this.
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>>93757Some do.
Pic related.
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Aww poor Hannah, she reminds me of Pixyteri.
Worth of updating this thread. Poor, kind kitty.
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Posted last night around midnight
No. 99367
>>99323Kek
"I went on lolcow BUT YOU ARE ALL SO MEAN, I AM BETTER THAN YOU. I AM SMART."
No. 99394
>>99323>>99324People care so much about trivial shit.
I hate it when people rant then delete the post. Why? Write it out or have a private side blog. There's no point especially if you have a following and want to either save face or keep up a certain image (or both).
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Sorry for bumping a thread nobody visited for a week, but Hannah is begging that somebody talks about her.
I just want to give her a favor, please don't mind.
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>>102320How smart somebody is, is not counted by grades in school, I think a smart person should know that.
Anyway, when talking about grades I only ever saw her writing about failing exams, or how the school is difficult once she came in UK. I don't know where "I'm always one of the top students" in the latest post comes from.
Or why she thinks she's smart because of it. . .
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No. 102358
>>102332Just another girl who knows how to work her angles.
Too bad she looks busted as fuck irl and in videos.
No. 102463
>>102331>>102332I didn't even notice these
>one of top studentsShe's top delusional
No. 102510
>>102504Yeah that's pretty average to me too. It's a little cutesy but most girls I see are on the same level of "dressed up". The only thing I'd say is unusual would be the random fluffy bits on her collar and shoes but even they aren't enough to draw more than a glance.
Maybe the fluff is the fancy dress? Or maybe she's dressed up as a character from a show or a comic or something? Dressing up in fancy dress when you're leaving is a tradition in a lot of unis. idk
No. 102524
>>102521100% agree about Sheffield
please update - I'm dying to know what students think of this girl. Does she wear her ddlg fetish stuff to class?
Could she have been in Korea while you were there?
No. 102525
>>102524Sheffield?! Jfc she's a town over from me!!!!
Haaaaaa
No. 102641
>>102524o shit did you also attend? (the city in general was just crap. Supposed to be the greenest in the UK but everywhere outside of the city centre was an archaic, industrial shithole filled with rapey "Muslim" immigrants. Definitely left Sheffield considerably less liberal than when I came).
Also it's possible she was in SK during my year of attendance. I'll ask some of my friends about her tomorrow and report back later seeing as it's silly O'clock in the morning right now.
No. 102646
>>102644nah
pure manc i am chick
No. 102651
>>102647Fuck was she from Bradford?
(loving the amount of Britfags on lolcow btw, we're so trashy)
No. 102653
>>102651Yeah, Bradford barbie!
dont know why that asian lad was so surprised tho
(i know its shocking lol)
No. 102657
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Her sister looks really old to be 19
No. 102727
>>102510Yeah, the random fluffy bits on the collar and such look pretty odd to me too. They look like pieces of her ddlg fetish things which is just plain gross. The fur coat is cute but yeah, probably the only thing that can be considered fancy since they're not commonly worn from what I've seen.
This may be a weird question (because that video was so cringeworthy) but is it
that unusual to wear pink and pastels in England? The people being interviewed about her style are acting like it is. I ask because I plan on visiting and don't want to look like an obvious tourist from a mile away but of course, I don't do that ddlg shit.
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New failure
I thought now after she read lolcow, she'd start to post more of how great she is
No. 105548
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These eyes came from my nightmare
No. 105623
>>102727Britfag here.
Meh, most girls here either wear hoodies and leggings at their everyday OR black. Most girls here strive to look older. Some wear girlyish clothes with a tint of vintage. But I hardly see anyone like this weeb. Most girls here do try and look older, black or brown coats ect.
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What the.. How can she think this is a good photo?
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I know it's been done to death but I just can't get past those fucking eyebags. They're halfway down her face!
No. 110493
>>110492Are you 12?
>>110490She'd look a lot better without those scary eyebags. I don't even like the colour of her lenses but I guess it's just a matter of preference.
No. 116288
>>116284UK size 6 is a 25 inch waist so you'd only be squeezing a little bit there.
Also if she's wearing a 6/8 with a 22 inch waist whilst shopping in UK shops it's most likely because it's super super hard to find things over here in a 4 (US 0)
No. 116352
>>116326OK, yes, you are right.
But it's really clear from her pictures that her waist is not 22 inches.
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Her real face…she looks kind of like Becki Cruel
No. 116435
>>116400omg
I see no eyebags. She claims on her instagram that her eyebags are totally real - not drawn on, not tape, not surgery
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That hair is fried af
No. 116791
>>106638Still don't think she's dolly no matter how shoop she tries and how kawaii she may try to be
it aint kawaii
No. 116861
>>116794Do you live in a rural area, anon? They have platforms, flatforms and creepers in even the most basic of shops now.
>>116853I'm a britfag. Hoodies and leggings are very common to see but it's not most girls. When it comes to basic clothing, I see skinny jeans more than leggings tbh.I think even skater skirts are giving leggings a run for their money thanks to places like H&M and new look.
Nothing the girl in this thread wears is super weird or crazy, especially in a pretty big university where everybody will have their own style. You could probably manage to recreate her outfits in normal high street shops. Some of her accessories are a bit OTT but even then they're not enough to justify anybody feeling shocked to look at her. You'd just be like "eh okay" and then forget about it. The thing that would draw the most attention would probably be the eyebags she draws on.
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Why is her neck so freakishly long???
No. 117531
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Shoooop out the wazoo
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>>117539For one thing her face is just too long to really pull off the ~kawaii~ look, especially with that
>>106638 sloping nose. It doesn't help though that she does her eye makeup in a way that makes her look like she has a mental disability.
No. 117612
>>117530Meitu
>>117563Agreed, it's too long. It is like Himezawa and Kate, neither have the shape or features.
>>116867It's because when most claim to be living dolls, they're most likely a living mess instead.
>>116861I'm a britfag too anon, it is mostly girls who are chavs or students who wear leggings/hoodies. I mean students still at college not the university students, as soon as their loan comes through they hit Topshop, Primark and H&M to invest in edgy clothes. But most girls in the UK do the usual hoodies/leggings or yeah, skinny jeans and biker jackets (overplayed) with the high bun. However, it would be fun to see (OP) this creepy cow walking through the streets. I saw a girl over in B'ham once sporting Lolita, actual Lolita. I snorted to myself and walked on. It's weird seeing that shit in the flesh, big ugly 1700's dresses with bloody strawberries and cakes on though.
No. 117625
>>117612>once i saw a lolita IN THE FLESH omg it was so WEIRDDDDon't hurt yourself with all of that vast, worldly experience you've accumulated there.
Maybe try going outside more often.
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Everytime I see this bitch I'm always reminded of that really bad "doll" Halloween makeup you see on Pinterest. She just looks like a caricature and takes the 'living doll' thing so literally.
No. 117777
>>117625Nah it's just that British women aren't infantilized like they do in lesser countries.
Log off and maybe grow up, it's not cute.
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>>117756In the UK there was a prpgramme called Worzel Gummidge, with a character called Aunt Sally who had makeup like this :)
No. 117929
>>117836Jesus christ… if any of you do this have the decency to actually get dressed!
>>117625Two jobs, university and gym anon. I get out quite often, possibly not into moon invested places where the weebs hang. But I get out often, I can assure you.
Not my fault Lolis look a fucking eye sore.
>>117838I reckon that lot on JK are hired tbh, no one can look that bad. They must get them from the depths of the estate where they're really broke and manky.
No. 117931
>>117777Despite Comicon and weeb hang-outs it isn't that common to see Lolita or any animu wearing weebs. I live in the UK and I probably see more try hard hipstery type teenagers than I do anime or whatever. Unless it's the Americans who wear that more?
Even on Depop, that app where you buy/sell. I can always tell apart the Brits and the Americans. Sure there are obv Americans who dress normally ect. But in the "kawaii" tag (yes I searched it) there is more Americans who probably wear all that shit you see on Storenvy and Taobao than Brits.
Plus aren't Comicons and that bigger in the US anyway? Brits don't see to care. All we seem to do is buy off pricey websites for Kim K wear, tan, hair and nails for a Saturday night on the town.
>>117756Precisely
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what the actual fuck
No. 118207
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>brown hair
>hazel eyes
>asian influenced looks
>SO TOTARRY BARBIE
I'm so fucking sick of the media retards
No. 118208
>>117777oh, none of us give a fuck, it's just sort of bizarre watching types like
>>117612 crow about how ~weird~ it is ~omg~ like you've never heard of alternative fashion before. esp. when it's completely irrelevant to the topic, this girl doesn't even wear lolita.
lolcow sometimes reminds me of some 90's-esque high school clique flick where wearing black or flannel, unlike the rest of the colorfully dressed cast, was supposed to be an indicator to the audience that you were some kind of tragically awkward, friendless 'nerd' who had no clue how to function or dress normally in society.
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>I don't think I look like a doll!!!!!
>goes on about it at every opportunity
Girl you look like shit bye
No. 120249
>>119953Is she wearing a towel?
>someone said I look like a Barbie dollSounds like a lie to be honest.
No. 123530
>>116400Not an ugly girl
>>116632fucking nightmare fuel
basically
No. 160789
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Sorry to necro this thread but here is a "Look at my pretty hair not my booty silly boys" image shortly deleted after being posted
This girl needs to sort her life out, I'll be glad when she fucks off to Korea/Japan after her degree and finds out how life in the real world works. She'll probably end up being fuck meat for some semi-rich sugar daddy, never earning any cash from a hard days work in her pretty princess life. Congrats doll, mother would be proud to have raised a fuck toy.
No. 161135
>>161051Her arse is probably being squished by the tiny shorts.
On a side note, there's no way she has a 22 inch waist with those thighs.
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>>193430Do you mean this guy? (btw her face looks so weird here)