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No. 909749

Tesah Jordin/WildcatWitch/Tesah Vanover is a SW/dancer based in Chicago. She has a history of lying and manipulation and playing the victim when called out, claiming that anyone who does so "must really hate sex workers". She is also a serial cheater, abusive, and possibly a narcissist.

>"first love" was known pedo Dahvie Vanity

>was the "other woman" while Dahvie was engaged to someone else; he ended things so she joined the bandwagon of people accusing him of rape
>several months later Dahvie splits off from fiancee and they get back together; Tesah makes a post admitting she lied
>they're still in some form of sexual contact to this day
>shows off a picture of her ribs, saying that her "appetite is shit" (possibly ana-chan?)
>recently got caught cheating on her boyfriend (again) whom she regularly made porn with on OnlyFans
>ex-boyfriend fully exposes her on Facebook as an alco and abuser
>she successfully manipulates him into trying to "work things out" but he still gets off their apartment lease and leaves for NC, kek
>scammer; promises nudes in exchange for money and then never sends them
>had a sugar daddy paying her rent
>Posts borderline nudes on IG and then spergs out when she's shadowbanned or postbanned

FB: https://www.facebook.com/tesah.vanover
IG: https://www.instagram.com/tesahjordin/
OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/tesahjordin(shit thread)

No. 910020

File: 1577361358985.jpg (43.3 KB, 443x960, receipts 2.jpg)

Receipts from her Canyon (ex-BF)'s page.

No. 910021

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Part 2. There was more but it was on IG stories that Tesah deleted once she sobered up from all the alcohol and cocaine.

No. 910055

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Karma’s a bitch, ain’t it, Tesah?

No. 910680

File: 1577469224371.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 517.18 KB, 828x1336, 659D19D5-6B3C-4443-907A-600AAD…)

Guess who’s off post ban posting cringey nudes using her ex’s face as a censor?

She thinks they’re still together. She’s delusional.

No. 910682

Wtf that's so weird even if they were still together.

No. 910696

My eyes are really bad and i seriously thought the face on her ass was lil xan

No. 910758

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Update: unless they’re just moving his shit, the BF is cucked

No. 910759

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No. 910781

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No. 910798

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He’s a fucking idiot kek

No. 910799

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Replies to the insta post

No. 910804

Have fun being cucked when she cheats with Dahvie again

No. 910831

You tried OP. BPD couple drama is just annoying to follow.

No. 910925

I mean she also openly supports pedophiles and deliberately lied about being raped to discredit this other victims and keep him out of the party van so there's also that.

No. 911043

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Saging for old milk but here’s proof she admitted it. She took it down because HaRaSsMeNt

No. 911843

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Lying again on her IG story

No. 911844

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Part 2

No. 913161

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Ana Chan shot still clearly visible

No. 915063

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Lol fucking cuck

No. 915077

Her name sounds like somebody trying to say Tessa with a lisp

No. 915578

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No. 919046

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Sure Jan

No. 924271

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Looks like Canyon’s FB is gone. More cucking rickety maybe?

No. 926515

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No. 926516

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No. 926517

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sorry i didnt get the username but this is all what canyon has been posting. super messy

No. 926518

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No. 926519

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No. 926520

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No. 926521

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yeugh shes so manipulative

No. 926523

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No. 926564

Either I've been blocked or she deleted her FB

No. 926566

She deleted FB, kek. Back to Dahvie she goes.

No. 926725

her ig just got deleted @ 100k too hahahah

No. 926752

No. 926767

so photoshopped holy shit how does anyone believe shit like this

No. 926810

It’s so nobody figures out she’s an ana-chan underneath the breast implants

No. 926999

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So much for “don’t accuse Canyon”

No. 927094

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C’mon manipulation let’s get sickening

(Yes I’m a faggot, not the point)

No. 927104

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Oh shit

No. 927108

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Trash might be going to jail tonight

No. 927109


No. 927362

How old are these people? They behave like 14 year old emos in their first abusive relationship.

No. 927400

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incoming pic dump. i also recorded both of their rants and i’ll upload them on dropbox in a bit

No. 927402

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No. 927403

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No. 927404

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trainwreck city, these two.

No. 927405

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No. 927414

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No. 927471

Tesah is 24 and Canyon is 27

No. 927473

you are a gentleman and a scholar.

No. 927504

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Aaaaaaaand Tesah’s threatening suicide

No. 927555

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Why the fuck you lyin, why you always lyin, mmmmoh my god

No. 927566

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cheers anon, always happy to provide

No. 927829

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Lol I can already tell this won’t last. She’s a massive attention whore

No. 927862

File: 1580777997446.jpeg (266.08 KB, 828x1508, 3CACE9F3-5E26-4A70-9C6B-F4CD47…)

And I was right.

No. 928263

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Place your bets, people! How long until Trash says she’s pregnant in order to get Caaaaaanyoooooooon back?

No. 928481

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So much for being soooo sick and soooooo depressed. Half convinced Tesah is a Mia-Chan

No. 928536

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Her profile now says “straight edge”
SURE Tesah

No. 928564

Straight edge of the razor she uses to cut coke maybe

No. 928565

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No. 928821

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Canyon is simping again. He’s referring to the club where Tesah works

No. 928909

Just scrolling by - this comes across as a memorial post. This guy only broke up with her? Or?

Also: remember to use sunscreen, folks.

No. 929006

Lurk moar. She’s a cheating skank and blew it with Canyon and is probably texting Dahvie Vanity again as we speak

No. 929008

>blew it with canyon
don’t act like he’s some kind of catch. kek

No. 929024

he looks like someone's teenage West Virginia cousin through a soundcloud IG filter

No. 929057

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Guess who got Twitter?

No. 929184

They're both pathetic. I love it how sex workers claim sex work is so glamorous and empowering and at the end they all live a miserable and shitty life lol

No. 929581

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Welp they got back she messaged me

No. 929582

She's trying to keep it the down low but I always find the truth I keep you all updated if you want

No. 929633

Canyon is a fucking idiot

No. 929710

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No. 929719

I think they just want us think we don't know(namefagging)

No. 930565

Tesah has apparently quit dancing at her current club and that’s why she’s been quiet. She’s scrambling for work.

We may have a Dolly 2.0 on our hands if she plans on just using OF

No. 931201

what a retard lol

No. 932240

File: 1581723577306.jpeg (217.11 KB, 828x759, 22FF2D65-8165-4A33-85F3-E51240…)

Why the fuck you lyyyyyin pt. 28733737

No. 932242

File: 1581723666159.jpeg (267.13 KB, 828x817, 19495F18-F7A9-4A28-B22D-4C8347…)

Also Dolly 2.0 confirmed for Smash. When a new Thot Supreme rises, the old one fades away….

No. 933921

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Tesah is "out of town" which means she's most likely in Florida with Dahvie. Again.

whore. whore never changes.

No. 933923

LOL gone two weeks later. Not surprised

No. 935755

I thought she said she's done with him after finding out he a pedophile, or did I misunderstand something?

No. 936676

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Hey stupid bitch, put 18+ in your bio if you’re gonna post porn.

No. 936677

She’s said that but gone back to him later on like three times

No. 937085

She needs to, honestly. They're both trash and they deserve each other.

No. 937483

They are together again they both have stories with the same Simpson figures in the background and you can hear her laughing while he has her extensions on in her bed.(Emoji)

No. 937524

What a fucking faggot

No. 939348

Anyone have her onlyfans nudes? Thanks(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 941355


No. 943110

They’re confirmed back together and Tesah went back to Scores. Canyon probably has his dick in a cage at this point.

No. 943256

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Bonus round: Tesah basically admitting to being an anachan

No. 944372

File: 1583976775743.jpeg (186.35 KB, 828x1461, E8EBE370-33A6-49D5-9EEE-6EC0AF…)

Alright who cow tipped?

No. 945827

File: 1584282819472.jpeg (18.59 KB, 640x111, EB51D0B5-87D4-4919-B66E-DDC856…)

This was in the comments of Blaire’s new video on Dahvie. The fact that she didn’t go to Chris Hansen makes me really suspicious that this is more attention seeking.

No. 946842

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No. 946893

what a fucking idiot…. incoming breakup. how many times are they going to do this dance before he leaves for good? like how many times have they broken up and got back together now? i lost count. what an abusive cunt. he’s an idiot but she’s even worse

No. 946908

No sympathy for him. They are both adults and this is just ridiculous.
Why are they even posting this crap online?

No. 949941

Be ready to see Tesah in the Chris Hansen thread in a few days: apparently she’s back to attention seeking

No. 951307

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Canyon: "if she starts drama"
Also canyon: posts all their relationship drama and acts like that's not drama causing

No. 951343

Bonus points for Tesah breaking IL law and fleeing quarantine!
(Canyon is an essential employee so he's within the law, even if he is a cuck.)

No. 951345

lol he already deleted it, kek

No. 951359

How often have they broken up?

They are so annoying.
Just stay away from each other or stfu, Jesus Christ, no one gives a shit about you're abusive emo relationship.

No. 953217

File: 1585850668530.jpeg (643.37 KB, 828x1515, BE468C61-A30F-4955-A7DD-BE93AF…)

Why am I not surprised that Canyon idolizes a predator

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No. 953598

Canyon is talking about deleting all social media so either someone cowtipped or Tesah’s forcing him to. Probably the latter since we all know she’s abusive.

No. 954036

File: 1585979356968.jpeg (1.17 MB, 3072x3072, 639B4D5F-08EB-4254-8257-BB5CD4…)

Canyon would NEVER delwte his social media; his ego would never let him not get attention and "prove himself" with his 4/10 terribly photoshopped narcassistic abusive wanna be "goalz" gf. She even admitted to me on facetuime once that "only if shes bloated" she edits her stomach, and makes her eyes bigger and her boobs bigger. Shes dumb as f for even saying that, and shes dumb as f for thinking shes a victim. I got alotta receipts and follow me on ig instead im hotter than her and dont need facetune to be past a 7, lol. I got alotta shit on her. Im not even started yet.

No. 954042

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Should i say more about this tranny beat up blow up doll looking retard? I even make more sense than her when im drunk off my ass which is fatter than hers, jfc. Wish i had the screenshot when she said the girl "shouldve obeyed Dahvie and then she wouldnt be raped and he CAN SING" LMAO. She let her bought insta likes get to her fat face. Notice how on her instagram video she looks nothing like her pics? Plus she has herpes on her lip, prolly infected Canyon with it to keep him. At least her warts have some ass.

No. 954044

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Plus from a REAL non toxic cokehead stripper, she makes sex workers look bad. We dont "really hate sex workers" , were ashamed to say she is a part of our community. She has the personalityof a rotten toothpick and her vpice and her trying to be charismatic makes hitlers gas chamber look comfortable.

No. 954045

Saging for non-milk but I'm 100% sure the victim in question is an ex of Dahvie's.

No. 954046

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Crap Canfraud deleted the pic but i got it, Trauma isnt Dahvie Vanity rejecting you with hotter girls so you make up a bs "abuse" story for sympathy/to deflect your abuse. Weird how Canfraud made a "anti-abuser" ig page yet didnt include his gf thats using him for clout. Bet Tesah's iphone got nails digged into it to when she couldnt get attentionoff of IG when she got locked out. Without instagram shes nothing and its funny watching her crumble without it.

No. 954048

Oh, the victims ARE his exes shes mad she couldnt even be asked out so she tears them down with her fabricated ego. Ive known her for years, but thankfully not in person.

No. 954049

Don’t be bitter ms.”nontoxic” Cokehead strippper. we can see your pfp don’t become the next Tesah. Everyone in this “clique,” including you from these posts are pathetic namefag.

No. 954050

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Her face is a bigger fraud than her abusive relationshit. Her nose, Jaw, eyes, lips, everything is different how dumb does she think we are? In her fairytale filled brain she actually thinks shes enough for Chris Hansen to even notice her. Theres a reason why shes not on there if shes such a "big deal", her "story" doesnt have enough points to be legit/featured. She knows her reputation would be worse if he exposed her lies.

No. 954052

Lets focus on the REAL problem here mkay? N of course i put my name there dont act like issa mistake ion even know how to use this app honestly, my bad i guess at least im not Trasha, calm down bitter one.

No. 954053

Oooim so hurt youre calling me things that i already said, u make no sense dude LMAO

No. 954060

Yikes you drunk? Does she have more followers on OF or were you with canyon b4 her? idg the vendetta. This isn’t somewhere where you claim your name n it works out for u. Keep it anonymous for your sake.

No. 954118

Sorry i dont go for clout chasing fat faced cucks that look like lil xan. At least i have premium snap that i can make hundreds over, i just started OF and unlike me she scams people. i dont have a sugar daddy paying my rent and actually give my money i make to rent, not insta followers and boring outfits. Fallons hotter than her, but i aint her. Keep taking the focus off of her tho.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 956394

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LOL someone’s trying to expose Canyon.

No. 956397

File: 1586442880250.png (1.48 MB, 828x1792, 48AD3AC3-F51A-482A-964C-B422BA…)

He’s using this to promote his Twitter

No. 956764

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Saged because technically not milk but Canyon is a special kind of stupid

No. 958128

Canyon dumped her again because she won't stop talking about the man she still have feelings for- I mean, her abuser.

(I'm aware that it can be both but she's still clearly in love with him)

No. 958129

Video is incoming as soon as I can download it

No. 958228

Still working on it, lolcow's upload limits are a bitch so here's hoping dropbox still works

No. 958229

No. 958257

Screaming in her underwear threatening suicide. Yeah she's psycho.

No. 958265

he posts shit like this everytime they break up. what's the point if he's just going to get back with her???

No. 958274

I mean if nothing else it goes to show how hard it is to leave an abuser, especially if you're a man and your abuser is a woman because nobody believes you

No. 958280

You know this is basically your guys fault too because you guys post stuff about them on here and you don't care how they feel you should try learn to mind your own business instead of ruining someone else's happiness(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 958419

"Where am I gonna go?"
Back to Dahvie seeing as you won't shut up about him ever

No. 958428

“U DONT OWN ME I DO WHAT I WANT” Shes literally like a middle schooler throwing a tantrum after daddy took her vape. And she couldnt be on Chris Hansen anyway; her rebound would be gone and her story doesnt exist. Shes probably with some random old dude in a cheap motel now after that narcassistic meltdown. Karma’s a bitch.

No. 958439

Yea, everything to give someone a valid reason to despise you. Its funny that she thinks shes the victim only cause shes not getting her way/now left with nothing and no man to use. She has to be an adult for once and start over if she doesnt find a way back to her apt; which is hilarious. Sad what some guys really fap to.

No. 958442

It’s so annoying because we know she’s lying and putting the credibility of other (actual) victims at risk.

No. 958472

Trauma isnt Dahvie Vanity choosing Fallon over you and being mad about it. Shes just a narcassist that uses “trauma” as an excuse as if all traumatized girls are a piece of shit and “feelbad for me so its okay”

No. 958474

God damn. I'd say she's psychotic, but this scenario reminds me of Shiloh and Jimmy, when he called the cops on her because she had a breakdown, because he wouldn't leave her alone.

No. 958476

Shes so bad at facetune. She warps everything to the point that her pics look drunk too. And its more than obvious in other peoples/her videos she thinks shes that smart. Whenever i’d call it out on ig i’d get my comment deleted and eventually blocked.

No. 958477

I actually talk to Shiloh we’re cool haha. Onision is the definition of a Narcassistic abusive bf that cant mentally grow past 16.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 958498

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If anyone ever wants to feel bad about her “perfect” body; shes average like most people.

No. 958499

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This was the moment she realized; she wont be able to fake being perfect on instagram after the fight her ex-relatilnshit and photoshop after

No. 958539

She has a long history of doing this with other partners. Stop simping for cows

No. 958699

Dude ive seen the pattern. Im not simping canyon’s an idiot too

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No. 958787

She’s been awful quiet since Canyon dropped receipts.

No. 958967

Shes only quiet to look like its “taking a break” and “theres a huge change cumming my way!111!” Shes not that smart. HIPPITY HOBBITY SHES SUCH HYPROCRISY(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 959123

Can you at least sage your need to fill this thread by yourself?

No. 959316

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Sure Tesah. Dolly 2.0 confirmed for Smash.

No. 959378

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She’s so predictable its comedy gold, this pattern of brushing her actions off is gross. Shes only using “create mode” to hide the fact shes in a hotel and to look like nothing happened.

No. 959382

“pls dont leave hate commentz”
Translation: “Pls dont expose me to the people who didnt see canyon’s vid of me even tho i’ll block you, i gotta be a victim and be told im a good noodle to get over it”(ban evasion)

No. 959929

File: 1587055230673.png (1.13 MB, 828x1792, DA465115-DFC2-43FA-98F0-1D03FD…)

Nice to know Canyon is still cringe even when he’s not with Tesah

No. 960557

File: 1587142482920.jpeg (188.01 KB, 828x1518, B7B3E3AC-B7B0-486A-A5CD-1DB351…)

I couldn’t capture it well in this image but if you watch the story you can see she’s using hella filters.

No. 961500

File: 1587266674659.jpeg (390.2 KB, 828x1350, DE95EDAE-F1B0-4917-9DC6-600188…)

Lol, dumb bitch. This is how she lost her account last time.

No. 962212

Hey farmhands, someone cowtipped Tesah.

No. 963757

No. 964140

Chris Hansen asked “what has this made you” and instead of being honest and saying this made me a sex worker she said “it taught me how not to be treated” TOP KEK WUT.

No. 965383

File: 1587870959666.png (3.18 MB, 750x1334, 4679F80E-B8FD-40EB-8158-392897…)

So that’s why she has bangs. To hide her giant forehead mole.

No. 966370

File: 1588095488397.png (1.58 MB, 828x1792, DA8AD444-01E9-46D0-9E3F-0CF384…)

Ana Chan confirmed photodump incoming

No. 966371

File: 1588095521917.png (1.86 MB, 828x1792, 077F0E9C-FCDB-46B4-9331-A10BEE…)

No. 966372

File: 1588095551162.png (2.67 MB, 828x1792, 6ACD74DF-AE01-47E8-9E09-CDBB9B…)

No. 966373

File: 1588095575657.png (1.22 MB, 828x1792, 934E8CCB-14D6-4BAC-A4F0-D61AA3…)

That’s all I got lol

No. 966486



No. 966524

Lol same

No. 966977

File: 1588219550768.jpg (556.66 KB, 1080x1930, Screenshot_20200429-205808_Ins…)

>Stop calling me a cuck! I'm the one who chucked him!!!

You're girl has an onlyfans. Get off of your high horse you fuckin beta. And let's not pretend it's a feat to steal a girl from that goblin in a wig.

No. 966978

File: 1588219616878.jpg (757.13 KB, 1080x1974, 20200429_205854.jpg)


I like how she doesn't repost this one kek. This dude is a textbook d-bag.

No. 966983

lol imagine thinking you're so important you have to explain to random anons on the internet about how you're not a cuck. this is some comedy.

No. 967285

canyon is most definitely a fucking cuck. i personally have no problem with tesah but canyon is a grade AA piece of shit. dude tried to fuck my friend while she had a boyfriend and he got mad she won't drive to a truck stop to fuck him

No. 967300

File: 1588283580260.jpeg (67.2 KB, 500x500, EBCEF4ED-61B6-4E17-875F-727B68…)

No. 967333

I missed the Canyon cringeposting and my sides are in orbit!

No. 967357


wow dude! cool! u certainly showed us! cucking dahvie vanity of all people definitely isn't just as fuckin embarrassing!

No. 967584

File: 1588343445905.jpeg (606.35 KB, 828x1462, C0565FE1-EF1C-4AC9-A9A7-508F74…)

Tesah: “I’m not an Ana-chan!”
Also Tesah: -posts meal plan that barely cuts under 1200-

No. 967586

I propose “24 Hour LOLCOW.com People” as the next thread title.

No. 967618

File: 1588348510212.jpeg (604.02 KB, 828x1510, B60C916C-47C8-4133-BD96-2AD2E5…)

Cringe daddy, never classy

No. 967692

Tesah should be relieved about the breakup. This Canyon guy is an embarrassment. Sure he's not on the same the same level as Dahvie, but he is still the type of guy you look back on and cringe over. If you have to go on about how you're only an inch taller than 6ft and your dick too big on the internet to prove no girl would cheat on you, you are a cuck. Plain and simple. Being a cuck is a mental state as well. You cannot escape it, Canyon.

No. 968355

File: 1588492532561.jpeg (197.9 KB, 828x1458, 905BCB4C-4474-4C2E-BE36-7F21FD…)

We get it, you have an ED

No. 968380


>2 rice cakes, 7 pieces of candy, 2 glasses of Cabernet

>336 kcal

No. 969390

File: 1588693257384.png (3.32 MB, 828x1792, 1435DE10-261A-43B9-A22E-F0A6E7…)

Thought you were quitting stripping?

No. 969426

File: 1588697717102.jpeg (66.4 KB, 746x369, 3A9B1D7B-DB27-4149-B85E-689E5A…)

“Psycotic- but u love it”
No….nobody does. CRINGE imagine being 24 saying that and suddenly faking an ED just to try and cover up your photoshop with this “im underweight see SKINNY” card.

No. 969435

File: 1588698614453.jpeg (225.46 KB, 750x878, 915589E4-F92A-48B1-A885-D01346…)

And how many more identity crisis’ is Canyon gonna have again in one week for attention? He acts like a insufferable 14 year old emo after their favorite band noticed him for the first time. And now they both put “grunge” in their hashtags after getting butthurt/trying to attack a girl who used it first….weird.

No. 969804

Love how in Canyon’s video she said she cant afford anything on her own, but on Chris Hansen Tesah said she makes alot of money.

No. 969899

Her stripping job is closed due to coronavirus but apparently enough scrotes are buying her content

No. 969900

File: 1588787741164.jpeg (709.89 KB, 820x1523, C444976F-91DE-4AEE-9B58-321BB8…)

Cringey half-ahegao selfie

No. 969988

She has a sugar daddy paying her rent, she wouldnt be crying about not able to afford anything on her own if she “makes so much money.”

No. 970298

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No. 970475

File: 1588885712276.jpeg (170.4 KB, 828x1314, C73E8C35-F6CB-49E3-B24A-97124B…)

You wish …(namefag)

No. 970499

Her hair is bent into her slimmed jaw and the pixels are warped…its so edited and obvious LMAO

No. 970501

It aint that expensive if you gave it to Dahvie Vanity for free and could cheat on Canyon

No. 970505

File: 1588891388865.jpeg (310.22 KB, 750x1103, 786C972A-21B8-4787-93A9-B388D0…)

He’s the cringiest type of Chad. This edgelord is way too full of himself and not even funny.

No. 970677

File: 1588911003416.jpeg (1.03 MB, 828x1496, 77BCBCDF-8DCE-4645-9250-51DBF1…)

She’s looking to date a girl now

No. 970703

Canyon keeps talking about sucking emo boy peen so ofc now all of the sudden she wants to date girls

No. 970738

It really takes a lot of makeup for her to look decent

No. 970805

It’s not lip service because she’s talked about having a female fiancée in the past. Fiancée was kept on the DL until they split (gee I wonder why)

No. 971262

File: 1589010497483.jpeg (669.66 KB, 828x1493, 9D822CE8-B7A0-49AD-B7F4-4FCAE7…)

>has “psychotic but you like it” in her bio
>wonders why girls aren’t sliding into her DMs

No. 971372

File: 1589039664865.jpeg (486.98 KB, 750x1334, E6B8D823-A981-4C45-9FE4-D3A305…)

She should at least blur the background if her editing is gonna be THIS BAD LMAO. Even if she did….its that bad.

No. 971383

File: 1589042239487.png (1.43 MB, 750x1334, 72B91104-860C-4EEC-86E4-11EC1B…)

Sounds like BS to me and just wants to turn tables now cause the truth hurts and so the focus is off him

No. 971387

Lmao that elbow

No. 971409

Go home elbow youre drunk

No. 971555

LC is mostly women, total BS.

No. 971576

why do cows always have such false confidence when it comes to shit like this? canyon, we know you lurk. no judge on the planet would ever take your case seriously. you can pretend it’s one man writing these threads, but this site has THOUSANDS of unique daily visitors every day and the majority of people using the site are women.

it’s not illegal, slanderous or libelous to make fun of you and your retarded cromagnon girlfriend. feel free to waste your money trying to sue some random dude though.

No. 971658

This whole scenario is questionable and it's highly unlikely some random scrote is sperging out in this thread. Also the way he has to paint himself as a knight in shining armor with the whole "I'm gunna break her fwee frum her toxic bf" spiel is fucking pathetic. He tries so hard to be daddy but in the end he's just a whiny little bitch.

No. 972394

File: 1589217641729.jpeg (219.12 KB, 828x825, 92B6B88E-F5D9-4B63-A8E2-25447F…)

Looks like either Canyon went full retard and went back or Tesah is straight up delusional

No. 972478


Canyons been trying to promote his new ig page by telling people to add his name to their bio

No. 972619

Funny how she always gets “new followers” with sketchy amounts in a short amount of time then go back down, meaning its bought. And of course they’re not together she’ll always be delusional.

No. 972696

She pulled the same shit with Dahvie until she burned that bridge by going on Hansen. That's honestly what made me lose respect for him because I know that he was repeatedly warned that she is also an abuser and he let her on anyway.

No. 972697

But I thought she didn't have a job!!!!!!!!

No. 972708

File: 1589260895062.jpg (420.94 KB, 720x1131, 20200512_061827.jpg)

His new facebook status is the fakest shit I've ever read (worth checking out for the cringe) Clearly he wrote it himself to boost his ego. It's pathetic really.

No. 972709

File: 1589261136767.jpg (420.07 KB, 720x1342, 20200512_062440.jpg)

EvERy GiRl WaNtS tO TaLk To YoU

No. 972727

Why would anyone go as far as to post a personal convo like this anyway? This is just another way of him stroking his own ego, and I doubt anyone who bothered reading through all of that actually gave a shit. Being in any form of a relationship with him, be it a friend or whatever, must be absolutely insufferable.

No. 972728

File: 1589265617823.jpeg (182.26 KB, 828x693, ADFCAF53-D8F1-46A1-B0E2-BBF8C1…)

We get it, you like pussy

No. 972924

File: 1589308254510.jpeg (136.24 KB, 828x1062, 9C0B8FCE-7997-4D5A-82E3-A5CA6A…)

Psycho bitch

No. 972963

File: 1589310770798.jpeg (509.03 KB, 828x1473, 2358F7A6-B550-4735-B3BF-0C85BC…)

Because this isn’t totally fucking creepy

No. 972995

lmao at her standing in the background so he’ll actually be taller than her for once

No. 973155


Yet just to be edgy “lol violence its cute even tho i’ll commit domestic abuse if u try n leave n cry about how im better”

No. 973157

Lol @ the edited stomach. And how insecure do you have to be to be a shapeless twig, edit every picture you have, deny it and not blur it?

No. 973970

File: 1589480441830.jpeg (622.11 KB, 828x1443, 490C22D5-3E12-4E4D-B78D-774CEC…)


No. 974314

Oh come on! She couldn’t even fix the eye over her hair from the filter? Lazy lazy these cows are

No. 974349

We've seen what she actually looks like. She needs a whole pound of makeup to look good.


No. 974407

jesus christ bitches like these give me body dysmorphia

No. 974418

File: 1589549397826.png (1.99 MB, 750x1334, EF2280AF-1861-40E3-972D-B948DA…)

Her eye is so wide and distorted too omg LOL. Plus, she really looks like this/those warps tho

No. 974419

File: 1589549644406.png (264.87 KB, 750x1334, 8072FCE6-0496-49FD-819E-28F793…)

Of course she’d be friends with Tana Mongoose. They both photoshop rly bad, are hypocritical narcassists that are too full of themselves, and is basic/immature. They’re like the same person except one has money, botox, and at least somewhat of a personality.

No. 974424

File: 1589550071748.png (477.88 KB, 750x1334, 704B7733-60E2-4897-82C0-BB5AF5…)

She wants to people to know shes on meds so bad she had to post this twice. Besides 5 times a day after only taking them cause the thread exposed her and she wants to be “better” so everyone forgets. She’s still a pos tho. Weird flex but ok.

No. 975137

Checked out her onlyfans bc she was bragging about someone leaving a review about how she makes pornhub level content and was 100% disappointed.

No. 975254

Did you get screengrabs?

No. 975616

File: 1589793054998.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 283.95 KB, 828x1459, 3FD3A087-5641-46B0-B802-AF8D2B…)

Bitch really needs money

No. 975617

So apparently Tesah never filed a police report against Dahvie like she said she did because there's no record of the report and it allegedly happened in a state where those are public.

NSFW that shit.

No. 975642

Pls fucking spoiler this kinda shit

No. 975770

> Cries whenever her instagram gets taken down for shitty nudes

> Continues to post things that’ll get her banned

> Promised to censor everything so she doesnt get banned

> Wont

Plus her nude photoshoot she thinks shes special cause of is online….her pussys so ugly n blown out not even Arby’s would serve it.

No. 975771

Of course she wont file a police report for her rebound. She needs him whenever Canyon leaves her, and cant break the bond cause what she said never happened anyway, it’d be a fake report.

No. 975782

File: 1589829292565.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 1.21 MB, 1242x1545, BC9C393D-FCAA-47F6-BC1A-F27F47…)

No. 975783

File: 1589829338188.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 1015.36 KB, 1242x1581, D344A8BC-95F2-45E9-8C9C-6C9AA3…)

No. 975785

File: 1589829432415.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 827.21 KB, 1201x1207, 926614A4-30EA-4E08-9A1E-1F1967…)

No. 975816

wtf is up with the horn growing out of her head?? looks hard asf

No. 975817

lmaoook who’s dick is this

No. 975825

It aint Dahvie’s teeny weenie….has to be a guy she cheated on Canyon with…or Canyon lied about having a big dick. And i feel bad whoever payed for those boring nudes….and that awkward face she made lol tryna be cute. And shes using a face slimming filter

No. 975826

She can photoshop curves onto her but cant airbrush that giant mole off her forehead it prolly lights up whenever she looks at this thread.

No. 975838

I can smell this pic. The dick is unfortunate, gotta be a 4 incher at the most, also the bad trim job and sparse body hair is gross. This is content people pay for. Hell, even a dildo would have done a better job aesthetically.

Her Bewitched tattoo deserves to be mentioned as well, very kek worthy.

No. 975960

Or she broke quarantine and it's a random. Either way yikes on fucking bikes

No. 975986

If you've seen Canyons pornhub account you'll see that he actually has quite a small dick…So its most likely his

No. 975992

She already broke Quarentine in the video of her acting like an angry 14 year old in Canyon’s truck. N ofc Canyon would lie about having a big dick. His ego is bigger than any dick on Earth anyway.

No. 975993

The guys who brag about their dicks the most usually are never that impressive anyway

No. 976087

World's smallest dick: found

No. 976093

No. 976094

She has a horrible boob job.

No. 976117

I’ve been subscribed to Canyons Onlyfans for a year now. That video was her sucking him off when he was soft. He has a good dick. Stop coming at canyon I thought this was about tesah?

No. 976123

Hi Canyon

No. 976124

You wish. I hope he see’s this and takes whoever posted that to court.

No. 976125

Nah I've seen him fully hard on pornhub- he's just small

No. 976126

I think you’re just mad because he can literally get any girl he wants. And his dick isn’t small lmao i will agree that he isn’t huge but he’s definitely not small and you have went way off track in this discussion

No. 976129

I'm a gay man lol couldn't care less about who he screws! I just love the trashy drama the two of them create…Like a low-budget soap opera

No. 976130

idk what this thread is about but
>he can literally get any girl he wants

No. 976131

It is quite the entertainment but all this shit about his dick is dumb. Because you can’t come at a guys softy and say that’s his actual size that isn’t fair lmao. But the drama is entertaining

No. 976132

Oh I'm not coming after his softy at all, I've seen plenty of growers, not showers. I've seen his full chub, however, and it's not impressive. For a man who talks about how big he is all the time I just find it bizarre! I'll leave it at that.

No. 976133

I saw that screenshot he posted. He never said he had a big dick he said he has a nice dick. And to me he has a big dick maybe not to you. But what they just posted was his softy. I’d say his dick is about 6-7 inches.(Continuously trying to divert the conversation to what a "nice dick" canyon has)

No. 976136

What in the hot mess did I just come across??

No. 976139

Lmao canyon stop talking to yourself

No. 976141

Lol you wish! KEK

No. 976143

I’m surprised more people haven’t jumped on this sooner to be honest. His following is a bunch of zombie thots who will literally cut themselves for him

No. 976144

I’m not one of those. I just like his content. He’s funny and I’m subscribed to his onlyfans but I won’t kill myself for the guy. I just don’t like his ex

No. 976146

Next thread will probably be about both and also sage your autism please

No. 976157

I’m going to post this in canyons fan group on fb this might get swarmed with e thots y’all(Posting under multiple ip's to try and get people to call canyons dick "nice" and "not small")

No. 976197

File: 1589903722918.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 984.01 KB, 1242x1404, 8DF4983F-36FC-4B37-8753-026064…)

Whatever helps yall sleep at night(>tries to report pics of dick under copyright >proceeds to post said dick)

No. 976222

Still looks small in comparison to your man hand wrapped around it. Btw as mentioned before, your pubes are nasty. Please learn how to groom yourself properly if you're going to post yourself online like this.

No. 976238

File: 1589908802709.jpeg (114.9 KB, 1368x828, E1E4AF33-6DFB-41F8-98F9-322848…)

Mods my sides are in fucking orbit

No. 976350

File: 1589922664164.jpg (363.67 KB, 1053x1909, Screenshot_20200519-140842_Ins…)

There was a first settlement? Does this retard stop to think lolcow would have been taken down already over something as insignificant as posting onlyfans nudes?

No. 976356

File: 1589923012123.gif (1.77 MB, 615x413, my sides.gif)

The timestamp is exactly same as when he came here to post his own dick. He didn't even pretend that he got to know about it through someone. He's too dumb to realise that anyone with half a brain can realise he would have by no way known his dick was posted here five hours ago and reported for copyright, unless it was him actually doing it.

What a galaxy brain. This is why you don't do meth, kids.

No. 976357

Damn he has a really small penis.

No. 976360

I wasn't going to post this as it doesn't contribute much, but since canyon wants comments on his dick so much - I'd be happy to oblige. That is one tiny and ugly penis.

No. 976370

File: 1589924627812.gif (1.35 MB, 262x275, 1531534792826.gif)


>They didn't like my tiny dick so I'm gonna sue them

No. 976376

At this point would it be more productive to just redo the thread with both of them, not just Tesah? Or should we wait for the thread to max out?

No. 976377

Is it also Canyon self-posting when Tesah goes off her meds and attacks him? This thread has always had a weird vibe of self pity/promo.

No. 976391

He literally admitted it but OK

No. 976409

canyon turned out to be a bigger cow than the initial subject of this thread, there definitely needs to be a bigger focus on him.

honestly the more milk he douses us with, the less milky tesah appears imo. as of late, the only milk she provides are bad shoops.

No. 976496

He’s constantly looking at himself in her OF vids, it’s cringey as fuck. Plus he fucks like a virgin or a bottom. Tesah, find yourself a new man girl.

No. 976516

Small dick dudes always get big mad.
I hope he actually goes to court lol

No. 976550

My Chinese ex boyfriend had a bigger than dick smh. I remember when he posted a picture with his underwear, he definitely stuff it

No. 976593

Her boobs are divorced lmao

No. 976675

Did canyon just post all the receipts since this started… did Can start this thread? None of the receipts show the username except one where he posts over hers…..

No. 976719

No they didn’t get cowtipped until very recently

No. 976852

I doubt cow tipping occurred. They just don’t want to admit they keep tabs on themselves.

No. 977072

Lol just catching up on this baby-dick drama. This is amazing! I cant believe that's the dick of a man who boasts about it all the time

No. 977111

File: 1590077210177.jpg (72.98 KB, 720x530, 1433705668496.jpg)

>6-7 inches
Does not compute. This boy should consider glasses if he really read 6 inches on the measuring tape.

No. 977132

Spergouts like this are why I'm here, kek.

No. 977136

He's been awfully quiet on insta the last couple of days. Wonder why kek

No. 977284

Tesah is moving so he may be helping her and keeping off social media to avoid being called a cuck again

No. 977359

But anoooonnnnn he thinks being a cuck is sexy don’t you know? Top kek.

No. 977665

Just read the whole thread. Big fucking KEK at the coked up stripper spergout. I just checked her IG, her edits are more obvious than Tesah and she STILL manages to look at busted. This thread is wild, I hope more greasy strippers dox themselves in a fit of rage.

>follow me on ig instead im hotter than her

The self promo and delusion I fucking can't-
>my ass which is fatter than hers
I can't be the only one honestly having trouble locating it kek

Also dying at the multiple obvious unsaged posts she made after she was done namefag sperging. If you're going to insult someone's intelligence at least have a functioning brain cell. I honestly don't know who's more retarded, but I enjoyed reading this trainwreck.

No. 977672

Oof sorry for samefag. I was a little too accurate with my assumptions… She literally lost her partner to coke last month and is an actual BPDfag which explains the spergout. I kind of feel bad now, ngl.

No. 977785

Hi Tesah, the projection and obnoxious bullshit from you is just getting funnier, she’s better than you calm down

No. 977786

Her body actually looks real and matches her videos, Tesah cant even bother to blur anything or look realistic

No. 977787

And she never told anyone to follow her

No. 977791

Apparently Tesah has to “watch what shes posting” cause she’s getting close to her account getting banned again..she already made another backup and is awfully quiet.

No. 977804

Why does Tesah think boxing up items and drinking wine while talking in a cringe baby voice is an “aesthetic?” Plus…her “twerking” video explains why she has no money and NOBODY dreams of seeing that. Spooky Scary Skeletons played in my head after seeing that ripoff.(samefagging)

No. 977858

Is this lil xans older sister

No. 977864

File: 1590186995672.png (2.2 MB, 828x1792, 1CB36155-CEE5-4331-8DFC-CF86C6…)

What was that about milk, Nonny?

No. 977867

File: 1590187132248.png (3.03 MB, 828x1792, B31D5082-D9E1-4D1D-BD1C-FD8B86…)

Also Samefag but I was right lmaooooo

No. 977899

“omg lol i left my viibrator there im sooo cute”

No. 977907

Idk how Tesah feels anything from Canyons 3 incher when she's using vibrators of that size

No. 977925

But why is it on the ground like that next to a jar of vicks vapor rub?

No. 977952

Cause she has shitty sex

No. 977953

She needs that dildo CAUSE of Canyon…she’s still never pleased with anything tho(samefagging)

No. 977993

That's true, her filters/edits just look messy as fuck from my perspective. I'm sure she does have a better base to work with, but she honestly reminds me of Tesah so I wouldn't have been bragging… Her blatant narcsessism was astounding until I realised she actually was coked up. I feel sorry for her now tbh.

>She never told anyone to follow her

She did anon, right here: >>954036
>follow me on ig instead im hotter than her and dont need facetune to be past a 7
No comment on the above statement.

No. 978025

I personally dont agree shes nothing like Tesah, and her edits arent even serious or noticeable. Lets not focus on her though, get back to the topic. Plus narcassism is now being thrown around lighly, and BPD isnt an insult.

No. 978026

Are you joking? Her edits are very, VERY noticeable

No. 978029

Yall are really looking at the wrong person for everything youre accusing her of lmao. Tesah just wanted to be petty and project/take the attention off her so she brought her up she tried to “destroy” her before but nothing worked

No. 978030

File: 1590237976832.jpeg (324.67 KB, 750x759, 7629889D-72BB-416C-B496-934FF5…)

Now back to Tesah…how can she think anyone believes this?

No. 978033

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God in every video she uses these forced poses trying to have curves…but she just looks constipated and is gonna blow her hip out. Shes barley moving for a reason lol(spam, samefagging.)

No. 978056

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Okay? Let's agree to disagree on that one. No one's using BPD an insult kek, I was using it as a means to explain the unusual behaviour. You're on the wrong site if you're touchy about BPD, clearly you've never read another thread. Can you stop so obviously WKing the namefag? It's Very suspicious all the WK posts are coming from anons unfamiliar with saging or tagging replies. Now where have we seen that before kek?

>narcassism is now being thrown around lighly

Nice try anon.
>Insults Tesah in every post, self promoting in the same breath
>im hotter than her and dont need facetune to be past a 7
>I even make more sense than her when im drunk off my ass which is fatter than hers, jfc
That's called textbook narcsessism, a lack of self awareness, and an obvious vendetta. Total cow material, you and Tesah could be twins.

If that's the case, that's the case. I'm only commenting on the evidence we have eg. Her profile pictures still found on her IG to this day.

Lastly this thread isn't about you Vendetta-chan, but I hope you've enjoyed what little attention we've given you. You've successfully motivated me to be less sympathetic, congrats. Let's move on because this shitty attempt at WKing won't fly here.

No. 978547

I find it hilarious that all of you spend this much time out of your day to post about them. Do you think as they are constantly going viral your dumbass words and accusations has any effect on them. All this thread has proven is how insecure alllll if you are. You’re probably fat, gross looking and can’t get laid(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 978717

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>You’re probably fat, gross looking and can’t get laid

No. 979932

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She’s moving to NC

No. 980079

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Cause Canyon’s in NC. He’s really bad at hiding he’s going with Tesah…AGAIN. We all know even though he goes quiet to try n hide her.

No. 980103

The Cuckening shall commence again!

No. 980150

Cant wait to hear his next excuse on how “Ahhh we worked it out AHHH I SWUR IM NOT BEING MANIPULATED AHHH”

No. 980189

Tesah 3 or so months ago in her bio: “STRAIGHT EDGE!!!”

Today as if anyone cares: “I ❤️ ”(samefagging)

No. 980646

It seems like y’all have an obsession over these two. It’s kinda sad to see people waste so much time thinking and talking about someone that doesn’t give a shit about you/ever think about you. Makes y’all look insecure. You’re legitimately obsessing over someone just because you don’t like them. I’m almost mind blown that people take the time to think about others so constantly, talk shit constantly. Find something better to do maybe than obsessively stalk peoples social media. So much jealousy that is gonna be passed off as “oh she’s just shit. He’s just shit” ok? If they are, so what. Focus on yourselves. Seems like you’re just upset because you’ll never have that kind of attention. Jealousy is ugly.

No. 980647

You try and promote your IG on here like it’s gonna get you famous. Checked it out, you’re a pretty girl. BUT the way you act makes you ugly. I’m glad I’ll never be a hating ass jealous person like this. Life is too short to waste time worrying about OTHER PEOPLES LIVES. I hope you can heal from whatever trauma or something that’s caused you to be so bitter:) xoxo(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 980648

If it's so awful, dont reply to the thread and make it more visible. It will die if it becomes boring and has less replies.

Listen, retard, it's simple. Everyone likes a trainwreck and it's fun to read about some dumb fucks on your lunch break.

No. 980656

The most traffic this thread has gotten was when Canyon decided to post his Vienna sausage on here. Other than that, it's a miracle if this thread gets more than a couple posts in a day. Thanks for bump tho retard

No. 980744

Ok boomer

No. 980936


Do you know what site you’re on?!

No. 980945

I suck fat dicks(ban evasion)

No. 980949

wrong thread, anon, there are no fat dicks to be seen here.

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No. 980962

LOL fucking retard. I called it.

No. 981289

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Canyon got the rona. Im suprised the rona even went near his cringe ass and decided to stay in there.

No. 981291

Also the irony of him making jokes about it, being a truck guy to “save” people then catching it. Rona was not happy with him obvs:

No. 981382

It's really easy to forget something like this. Just slipped his mind.

No. 981434

>Can't tag replies
>Stop talking about us you're just jealous

If autists didn't religiously read and bump their own threads, maybe we would?

No. 981604

This means Tesah probably has it too, and fake tits are a risk factor. Oops.

No. 981796

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She def has Rona…even the Rona cant keep her away. As long as she has an accessory for IG it dont matter.

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Her fake tits looks like depressed squares made with hard penis skin…Anything to make up for a flat ass and no curves tho, right? And her editing is depressing.

No. 981887

So are yours Nxrocticdancer, both of your edits are depressing to look at. Those circles you continue to scribble all over your vendetta are ALSO depressing to look at. They completely defeat the purpose of posting the image, but I guess you're only here to sperg about her looks kek.

No. 981901

this is the messiest thread i have read in awhile…i can't believe people like this still exist kek

No. 982064

The narco dancer whatever fatass is the most jealous person I’ve ever came across, you’re so sloppy girl and insecure pls get better soon xoxo

No. 982076

You two obnoxious retards ruined the thread. You dont make sense or can stay on topic. And ‘fatass’ is the go to insult by an inaccurate child that uses “xoxo”. Annoying Sceenie weenies that try and protect Tesah are cringe asf

No. 982078

I know for a fact you dont look any better or have enough brain cells to reconize your hilarious hypocrisy, short bus. Get some sleep for high school and your BOTDF concert tommorow. You try too hard just to be wrong.(ban evasion)

No. 982202

What losers these people are

No. 982216

Are Tesah and Narco having a sperg out at each other? Because I can barely tell what's going on considering neither of them are capable of tagging replies.

No. 982222

That or narco is a schizo. She tends to samefag so it always comes across like she's talking to herself in here kek.

No. 982792

You gotta be 18 to post here, sorry!

No. 984185

They're fighting on her ig stories right now. About cheating and drinks? A mess lol.

No. 984187

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Didn't she just move there? Jesus Christ their relationship is a joke

No. 984265

So Tesah got arrested and her cat ran away. All shit aside- The poor cat, it only has three legs I hope its ok

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No. 984437

>is that Vicky shingles kek

No. 984439

Man this chick is a mess. Her and her man child need some extreme therapy.

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>Cher loyd

No. 984507

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Left without comment

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No. 984597


>we are two psychos with constant mental breakdowns. One of us is in jail. Pls help find our cat.

yeah. That cat is better off without the psycho whore and the faggot.

No. 984625

Legend saw an opportunity and then took it, kek.

No. 984626

he dumped you for Fallon, quit lying Tesah.

No. 984657

Has anyone come through with the mugshot?

No. 984660

Kek did Tesah mix up bipolar disorder with borderline personality disorder?

No. 984677

Cher Lloyd LMAO what is happening omfg

No. 984684

Got to be britfag, surely. As your reaction was the same as mine. Then my head started to spin. Kek.

No. 984727

Poor fucking Legend.

No. 984747

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No. 984782

Irishfag but you know damn well it still gave me whiplash similar to the Amanda Seyfried lolcow saga

I don't like tesah and can't stand her piss poor predictable bpd-esque behaviour, but this guy is such a fucking asshole who loves playing the victimised guy by crazy gf card. Just fucking distance yourself and stop airing it out on social media, making sure everyone else as well as herself knows that she's unstable. He's just absolutely flaming her by constantly posting how much of an unbelievable master manipulator puppeteer psychopath he thinks she is

No. 984803

Another Irishfag- Cher Lloyd was my favourite xfactor star, I'm so disappointed in her.

He's loving the attention he's getting as the "innocent", "abused" boyfriend it's actually pretty sick. She's definitely a psycho but it's just as psychotic to exploit someone who is supposedly mentally ill for clout and likes.

No. 984804

Also wtf was she doing drinking on medication for bipolar disorder

No. 984827

Hasn't she been married for a while? And supposedly this all happened 3 years ago? Sounds fishy.

No. 984838

There isn't much in the way of Cher Lloyd news but I think her marriage was a bit rocky for a while, at least before they had a kid.

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arrest proof but when i found it, she was released.

No. 984842

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No she is still there

No. 984873

What happened with Amanda Seyfried? Is she a lolcow?

No. 984908

There was an anon who just fucking hated Amanda with every fiber of their being and worked this hatred into many threads.

No. 984917

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Still in jail as of fifteen minutes ago.

No. 984933

Check his Facebook- she comes out at 7pm CST. Looks like he's planning on taking her back too. You can't write this shit.

No. 984936

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Lol what a cuck.

No. 984938

could you at least take a screenshot for us nonfacebookfags

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Yup, sorry

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No. 984953

Lamooooo did she fuck Jonny

No. 984954

She has famous musicians blocked! Wow that is love y’all

No. 984959

Beta. This shit is a cycle at this point, he's gonna take her back just to get pussywhipped again. Him bringing up her mental illness is such a scapegoat. When it starts getting this abusive, and you're putting your pets in danger, there's no excuse. Tell her to fuck off. Their lives revolve around exploiting themselves on the internet and nothing else.

>she is the only person who has loved me unconditionally

Meaning she will put up with all his bullshit and vice versa. This shit ain't love, its codependency kek.

No. 984963

thanks anon.

and holy shit this is the most frustrating thing in the world to watch. just leave dumbass, shes bring you down with her and she doesnt care. now since youve left all your friends because they havent reached out (probably because they cant deal with watching anymore) youll be even more isolated.

man if this isnt the cycle of abuse, i dont know what is. and now that poor fuckin cat is all alone and probably roadkill by now because its dumb owners were too unstable to look after it. fuck

No. 984966

Have fun being murdered by her psycho ass

No. 984973

The actress? Random.

No. 984986

Jonny Craig was my same thought lmao, why is the internet such a small world

No. 984994

Definitely. It was a whole amusing saga.

No. 985000

Gotta love it. Her and taylor Eskimo sisters, probably got hep too kek

No. 985010

i definitely thought about how she may eventually murder him as well! he has no fucking idea how much danger hes in right now. shes way too unstable and crazy.

No. 985040

>writing paragraphs one a hate page
Huge kek

No. 985484

You only get the love you think you deserve. This is what he thinks he deserves? To be tortured by someone with mental illness? She needs a hospital! Not a relationship! She needs therapy! Not some internet praise or hate. He needs to realize she will ALWAYS be this way if he doesn't let her go get real help.

No. 985487

Removes her wine photo from Instagram because she's on meds and drinking xD(xD)

No. 985499

So he’s going to drop his “best friends” now and be fully isolated from anyone that isn’t her? Yeah that seems perfectly normal and healthy. This bitch is either gonna poke holes in the condoms or kill him at this rate

No. 985550

A lot of the people (primarily on Facebook) are still kissing her ass because UwU SuRvIvOR!!!! As though she get a free pass for continued abusive behavior because she was Sideshow Lainey for a few years

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No. 985714

Well this is stupid. Correct me if I’m wrong because I’ve only ever taken seroquel, but like… the medication will still work even if you aren’t 100% correctly diagnosed bipolar. Seroquel and Haldol and Lamictal don’t just not fucking do anything if you don’t have bipolar. They’re still going to lay you out flat on your ass, and half of those meds the treatment approach is “can’t have a mood swing if you’re twilighted out of your gourd!” In short: even if it is BPD the mood stabilizers are still going to help with her shrieking chimp outs.

But reading back she didn’t ever say what medication she was on, did she? I’m kind of doubting she’s on anything.

No. 985716

My tinfoil is that she was probably given something mild that she didn't take regularly, if she even saw a doctor in the first place.
These are two dummies I can't ever imagine seeking professional help because who has the time.

No. 985717

Also samefag but medication isn’t going to fix your life. You’re depressed because you’re an ana-chan whore with nothing going for you and no one who cares about you besides your boyfriend who wishes so badly that he had the balls to leave you. There’s literally not a pill on earth that’s going to fix that. YOU have to fix that.

I really hate this bitch. “Uwu I’m abusive because I’m mentally ill it’s not my fault.” And whatever, Canyon’s a cuck and they deserve each other, but her cat’s probably dead and it’s her fault. I have no idea how that’s not a wake up call for her. Can’t fucking relate.

No. 985719

This is best outcome. Innocent kitty is out of the grasp of two mentally unstable fuckwits that abuse drugs, alcohol, themselves, eachother.. and now they just have themselves. Oh.. while Tessa has no meds and will totally stop drinking. Pfft.

No. 985886

The fact that he is almost 30 and acting the way someone does when they’re in an abusive relationship at age 15. Omg I can’t leave her bc we love each other unconditionally!! Um no, have you ever been in a stable/normal relationship, dude? Because this shit doesn’t happen! This isn’t love, it’s manic crazy mood swings where everything is great and perfect for 2 weeks until hell breaks loose for the 47th time. News flash, everyone who’s ever been in an abusive relationship knows that that’s the cycle. Extreme high, extreme low, dramatic unstable freak outs and crying. That’s not normal! And it only ends when something so bad happens that you are forced to leave that relationship for good. Only a child waits til that happens

No. 985889

I should also add that in these situations, the more people tell him to leave her, the more he will desperately try and cling to her. The human brain really makes a fool out of people. Sad. He will regret this all soon, it’s honestly really bizarre

No. 985896

I was diagnosed with BPD. The treatment is usually not medications but psychotherapy which means a lot of therapy, pointing out your toxic behaviors, etc

People give her a free pass on fb because she’s pretty. Plain and simple.

As for Canyon it’s hard to leave a relationship like that because the rollercoaster is addicting and the good times are fantastic because a person with BPD literally worships you (though I tend to get in the abusive relationships instead of being the one who abuses) and the downs are bad!

The thing that bothers me most is them excusing the cat being lose. The cat cannot hunt successfully and even in the background of videos when you see him, he’s woobly.

No. 985904

they still have another cat sadly.

No. 985925

And just like that he's back to taking flashed-out selfies, smiling away with the orange cat beside him. He doesn't give one fuck about that missing cat. What an utter twat.

No. 986182

I've got a bad feeling that the "bad thing" that happens is gonna be murder.

No. 986340

Laughing at how Canyon bragged that he stole Tesah from Dahvie. Lol even though I hate Dahvie I bet he already knew how fucked up tesah is and that’s why he never took her serious and dumped her ass for Fallon

No. 986430

A bunch of roadies that used to work with BOTSF have come forward and said that Tesah has shown up a couple of times unannounced and showing the same behavior from the truck video/the incident that got her arrested. But no she’s a ~survivor UwU~ so we have to keep kissing her ass /s

No. 986431

I meant BOTDF, sorry for samefagging/retard

No. 986659

I don’t understand how all of these average-looking nobodies living in the middle of nowhere come to befriend/hook up with famous people. Do you simply grow an Instagram following and reach out? How did Tessa even meet Dahvie, and why would he decide to date some random chick instead of another celebrity?

No. 986822

Because he is a predator and poached her out as a underaged fan and used her? He’s arguably why she is crazy, if ur first sexual experience was forced and the only kinda romance u experience is an extremely fucked one u end up like tesah and a massive fuck up. I’m not excusing her behavior but dahvie is an absolute creep who I’ve had my own experiences with he’s incapable of meeting or dating an adult mentally sound woman let alone a celebrity

No. 986900

Did he? She’s 24 and they “dated” in 2016.

No. 986919

They were last dating in 2019 right before Canyon came into the picture.

No. 987240

Tesah fb shows their relationship dating back like 10 years almost, dahvie has been fucking up her life for ages, don’t think she was ever officially or publicly his girlfriend tho

No. 987278

It was never public because she was cheating on other partners with him and vice versa.

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she looks nothing like her selfies, her nose is twice the size she portrays it as.

i think her and canyon may actually have broken up this time. he is on the road it seems, and she is at her mothers. they havent been liking each others pics either. they also arent following each other.

what a goddamn shitshow. i remember the beginning of their relationship, they made it seem like they had the most perfect relationship that ever existed, made me jealous. then all this shit came out. just goes to show that people who project a perfect image online are compensating for something.

No. 988028

Doesn't he have her cat though? I sincerely doubt they've broken up- Tesah would be posting sad lyrics and selfies of her crying if they had. She's acting way too happy.

No. 988109

Hey this is actually canyon. I Have a plan to leave her. It’s so complicated to explain. Keep this forum up. I’m trapped under threats from her and her family. She tried to lie to the police and say I pushed her out of my truck. Witnesses saw her jump out. And she will try that again. Every time I leave she threatens to lie to the police

No. 988112

Damn dude, if it is you. Tough spot to be in. Are there any texts or voicemails or could you record her to prove she is manipulating you like this?

No. 988117

Is there any place you can leave, a friend's house, a family's place, anywhere just to get away from her temporarily?

No. 988133

Show proof that it’s you, please.
FWIW you are the less fucked up of the two. She’s a nightmare. She should never ever drink.

No. 988142

Send us a picture proving it’s you

No. 988148

Kek he had no problem posting his dick pics here like a week ago, you know how image boards work sir. Proof or GTFO

No. 988154

ring the police, tell them everything, including her threats. itll make her look so stupid and they wont take her seriously. jeez, shes scary.

No. 988172

kys faggot

No. 988180

Good for you. Glad you woke up and realized you can't save her. Sure, you are obnoxious, but not a bad person. Hope you are able to get out of this relationship safely.

Anyone else disgusted that she has moved onto being oh so uWu cute and non stop posting about her broken foot? Like she feels no shame after the fuckery she displayed last week and losing her cat?

No. 988206

Why are we kissing this guy's ass all of a sudden? He's just as bad as her…Posting on a public forum where she can clearly see it instead of actually having the balls to call it quits. He's a scumbag manipulator and some of you soft cucks are falling for it

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Imagine falling for this bait lmao.

>canyon u can do it ~uwu~

How embarrassing.

No. 988217

Exactly! Dude, put up or shut up.

No. 988291

I do think this is Canyon. But why post this here when she can see it?(emoji)

No. 988301

Hey this is actually Tesah!!!
Anyone can say they are anyone on an image board so you’re a fucking retard if you believe Canyon would come on here and post like Tesah’s crazy narc ass doesn’t read it and wouldn’t go ballistic. Stop trying to force milk.

No. 988328

Hey, this actually Legend the cat. I ran away to escape these crazy clowns and plan to start a death metal band.

Canyon and Tesah are both mental. They fed me vegan cat treats!

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No. 988660

Someone message me “1234” on Instagram. And if I reply back with “4321” it’s actually me(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 988716

Oh fuck off, you attention-seeking twat.

No. 988734

Write that in your story instead

No. 988735

Your comebacks are are pitiful as your babydick

No. 988737

Samefagging *pitiful because I'm not leaving low-hanging fruit for autocorrect spelling mistakes

No. 989399

You are honestly a fucking idiot dude. We all know exactly what’s going to happen. You’re gonna break up and then make some dramatic ass Instagram story involving personal information and airing her dirty laundry. In turn she will make an attention seeking story sobbing on camera, downing a bottle of alcohal and proclaiming “but I luved you so much, I’m bipolar so it’s ok to be abusive uwu” and then she will threaten to off herself. I give it 2 fucking days before you start dating again and making public apology posts. The cycle has repeated so often that it’s predictable as shit.

No. 989460

Last night Tesah was already posting a bunch of screenshots of a new text argument they were having where Canyon was saying a bunch of crazy abusive shit. Something like “if you ever record me in a fight again I’ll smash your phone” ……. This is so healthy!!(imageboard)

No. 989597

Screenshots, newfag.

No. 990280

Honestly her excuse with the meds is stupid. You will get the same medication for bipolar and borderline..

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Yeah right… We’ll see

No. 990592

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He’s slowly turning gay . Give it 4 more months

No. 990940

He looks like Johnny Depp…while married to Amber Heard. Oof.

No. 991094

Johnny Depp is actually good-looking though? This guy is crusty as hell.

No. 991288

Johnny depp? Where ??(EMOJI)

No. 991329

I see what you're getting at but he's more like a cheaper Oli Sykes, if that were even possible

No. 991376

He looks so…unkempt.

Saged for unimportant opinion.

No. 991386

He can't even look after his pubes, it's disgusting.

No. 991406

Being with a psycho bitch will do that to you.

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And here I was thinking he couldn't get any worse, or look anymore like a SoundCloud rapper…

No. 991492

We sure do live in a fucking society

No. 991696

I've never seen someone try so hard for such little results

No. 991815

I think he’s ok looking he’s just gay as fuck like what kind of dude does so many poses for a selfie

No. 991821

Most of them these days, it's not that unusual on clout-chasing social media.
Shurlloyd would approve.

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I genuinely don't know what's worse, Jared Leto's joker or this >>991436

No. 993189

Does Tesah ever fucking stop complaining? If it's not Canyon- related it's "my foot", "my back", "I have insomnia", "I can't eat this waaah"! Jesus chris, being with her must be torture.

No. 993479

I missed The Whole Cher Lloyd thing. What’s that about(spoonfeeding request)

No. 993738

Read the thread faggot

No. 995460

So she’s going to North Carolina and so is her ex wowwwww lol(imageboard)

No. 996247

They’re probably back together yet again because of their lease/mortu

No. 996897

Tesah is posting about the orange cat, it’s confirmed they met up/

No. 996957

It’s obvious they are back together. They both just moved to the same place, both talking about their “new apartment”. Cat pics posted. Canyon just won’t admit to it. It’ll be public in a few days I’m sure(Post the images.)

No. 997916

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No. 997918

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Spoiler because she isn’t wearing much

“Haven’t posted much just moved into new apartment”

So is that in NC or?

No. 997931

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Yup. He’s back with her. “Need new furniture” and same interior. And lol at the condoms due to the Rona or Tesah cheating.

No. 997989

He’s actually the biggest cuck and simp. Their bull shit has probably cost an animal it’s life and they’re still too selfish to realise they’re not meant to be. Selfish cunts

No. 998010

They need eachother for company and an image on instagram….and shitty sex

No. 998012

Theyre too immature/irresponsible to take care of the poor cat thats just an accessory. Plus….cant imagine what that cat has heard when they scream at eachother during a usual chaotic meltdown

No. 998064

I hate canyon and all his stupid tattoos. Why the fuck are girls so obsessed with him

No. 998072

Trash seems to be his main "audience"; Girls with drug problems and daddy issues. He's a wannabe feminist with shit tattoos, no prospects and a small dick…Just their type.

No. 998134

I see models and even like doctors and ready high end girls falling for him like his own personal spit cleaner wtf. Fuck canyon. I have no faith in females ever

No. 998151

Literally same.

No. 998303

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Plus…kinda awkward how she ADMITTED to photoshopping her pictures….yet posted an edited picture..its blurry near the hips, arm, and basically everywhere lol like way to go with the irony, ditzy.

No. 998305

Why admit to editing for a sympathy card if youre gonna upload an edited picture with it?

No. 998400

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And she’s drinking in the morning. Thought she was going to give up alcohol because “alcohol makes me toxic

No. 998424

You could tattoo a pig and some girls would rate it. They obviously have no idea how much of a loser he actually is.

No. 998943

What does he even do for a living? He looks like such a failure

No. 998965

He's a CDL trucker or some shit

No. 999061

Well… You’ve got to consider his image, not just the physical tattooed fuckboy vibe, but the fact that he’s a simp. He broadcasts online that you could do literally any horrible thing to him and he’ll still come crawling back. The sort of arm candy that makes daddy mad (which I guess is subjective but imo I think he’s cute) and he’ll never leave, no matter what. That’s gotta attract a lot of women, even if they are psychopaths.

No. 999068

>Imo I think he's cute
Feeding his ego isn't going to get you anywhere anon, that monstrosity is big enough.

Although you're definitely entitled to your opinion, I personally think his tattoos make him look desperate to seem Gen Z/how do you do fellow kids, his mental and emotional capacity leaves a lot to be desired and his physical attributes are all so curated I can't help but think a) he's naturally a spud and b) likely to leave you for another man.

No. 999140

The point is. Even though he’s a Pussy simp. He is clearly good looking and clearly makes money. My grandfather drove trucks, and they make good money. His tattoos are desperate though. Like he didn’t need to get that many. But I’ll admit that is a looker he’s got that drake bell look lmao

No. 999152

>He's got that drake bell look lmao
That fucking sent me anon. The way that he's desperately grasping at his time as a teen heartthrob is spot on.

No. 999184

So let me see if I have this situation pegged down. He's a trucker. He's going to go on the road leaving princess bipolar nutjob at home. Same bitch that mixes pills with alcohol and has violent rages over every real or delusional issue that arises. Because him being on the road and unable to be in constant contact with her will go well. All while she sits at home and dreams up cheating scenarios to fuel her paranoia issues.
I see weekly "she beat me, we broke up/ we're back together" posts in the future.

No. 999220

Honestly I just don’t get it. Canyon could get any girl he wants he needs to just leave this psychotic sloth

No. 999285

Is that sarcasm? Any girl with an ounce of respect for themselves wouldn't touch him. He's a joke.

No. 999668

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Lol she forgot to edit her nose this time. Even though she slims it with makeup but adds facetune anyway

No. 999681

One of them probably has herpes

No. 999788

not to WK but I think Tesah may be off BC until she can at least get to a PP or something similar since they did just move from IL to NC

No. 1000596

Is no one gonna talk about the fact that its all but confirmed they are back together and living in the same place???? Most recent post on FB shows her vanity she just posted all over the internet. They make it so obvious.

No. 1000616

What's there to say? The pattern has become predictable and boring- they fight and post a load of shit about eachother and how they're never going back. Then she posts excuses for her behaviour and he quietly lets her get away with it. He loved playing the victim but It's getting tiresome and he just looks weaker and more pathetic after every cycle.

No. 1000682

I'm waiting for the inevitable 911 call

No. 1001029

Seeing as Tesah just posted a image saying "we can't wait to adopt him a brother" I'd say they don't care about Legend anymore and aren't looking for him.

No. 1001083

The cat has three legs and ran out in South Dakota. He’s definitely dead. These people are animal abusers.

No. 1001212

You all need to stfu and stop being rude to them. You all our just bored and jealous. You have nothing better to do. Just leave them alone.

No. 1001215

Also they can track you down if they tell cops by looking for your IP ADDRESS. So stop being a complete ass hole to them.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1001233

Talking shit about someone isn't illegal, newfag.

No. 1001237

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No. 1001277

But again your harassing them so leave them the fuck alone you pieces of s*

No. 1001280

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Holy fuck you're dumb as shit. Please go

No. 1001306

They’re animal abusers cause they’re too drunk and narcassistic to be responsible and make time other than themselves. They’re like two egotistical highschoolers that think being popular in highschool means youre better than everyone.

No. 1001311

In her FB video about her new content and dancing again in 4 weeks…shes straining/sucking in so bad like she has to take a shit so her “good” body angles dont fuck up and shows the least body fat possible. Plus she has no rhythm nor can move. Its so cringe.(imageboard)

No. 1001317

Just stop being bullies! And you don't know what goes on behind the camera your not them so stfu(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1001323

So the new poster is either Tes on the verge or sad boy cucks a lot

No. 1001331

It could also be the cokehead from Scores again

No. 1001350

Its so sad to see people like you. "Stop being mean" isn't going to do anything. You don't want people to talk shit? Then don't be shitty and actually work on yourself. But they have proved they won't. They put this false facade that they will but then go right back to their old ways. For example, Tesah's drinking on meds. I know addiction so rough, I'm living through it, but don't wish you were better and then keep doing the thing that multiple professionals have told you is making things worse/making you do things that makes things worse for you. Be better or be shit on. That's the way of the world, babe.

No. 1001364

he's a trucker? lol he's not 'turning gay' he been blowing dudes on the reg for some time now, someone make sure his name isn't scrawled on a toilet wall along his route

No. 1001365

i kekked

No. 1001435

Holy shit I finally read this whole thread. I really don’t know why y’all hate canyon . Canyon called everyone out here obviously because Tesah probably made him do that. But I don’t see anything that canyon did to be wrong besides sticking up for himself. These females control every narrative now days. I just see a dude defending himself. He looks weird but just because he looks weird doesn’t mean he needs to be accused of animal cruelty when Tesah is the one who lost control and he ran out. Canyon was sleeping and she was harassing him and then she got arrested. I don’t see how canyon could be at fault when it’s her cat and he was sleeping. AND he looked for it the cat for days. You all need to stop making this about canyon and more about Tesah. She’s a psychotic manipulating snot ball who’s ugly as hell and somehow got canyon wrapped around her finger(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1001443

None of us hate him or her. They are pathetic attention whores that cannot handle the attention they beg for.
You gonna get butthurt over us making fun of a trainwreck, or the dumbfucks that post it?

P.s. Sage your faggotry. Xoxo

No. 1001449

Yeah, Tesah’s all of those things, and Canyon is too pussy to stand up for himself. You only get to be a victim for so long before people stop feeling sorry for you. No one here hates him but he’s undeserving of respect.

No. 1001487

I get that, I mean Tesah did ruin the Dahvie Vanity investigation with her BS. The thread started with her milk but with Canyon basically signing up to be a punching bag at this point he’s probably beyond help.

No. 1001535

I get that. I don’t doubt that he’s not an attention whore. But to lump him in with the blame of the cat is beyond false. That’s her cat that she let get away. At least canyon spent days looking for it, taking off work to do it. As someone who’s been with some crazy hoes, I just feel bad for canyon because he’s so far gone and lost. I hope he finds his strength to leave her. I’m pretty sure if he’s not with her he will be happy. Besides if you notice through their relationship, he has aged and got fat. Stress does that

No. 1001547

Must be exhausting defending someone who would sell you out at the drop of a hat. Give it up, it's sad.

No. 1001741

oh my god please fuck off, the thread is staying, your friend is a dumb as rocks attention whore with a microdick. handle.

No. 1001897

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What a cuck

No. 1001914

They’re both dumbasses and hopefully they don’t reproduce. There’s no reason to defend either one. They asked the internet for attention, and whether it’s good or bad doesn’t matter

No. 1001927


His… his hand
Tf is going on there kek I thought that was a scarf or snake around her neck. Shitty photoshop?

No. 1001941

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I think they just had a fight on IG.. Tesah went live for about a minute and they were screaming at eachother lol.. live abruptly ended. Now all his shit says clownxdaddy lmao wtf are they pulling now

No. 1001945

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Jesus and she was full on “choke me daddy” an hour ago? Kek

No. 1001952

Can someone record (or tell me how to) for the videos she just posted on her facebook of the cops at her house

supposedly he was choking her, the cops said she was too drunk and left.

No. 1001959

If you are on a cell phone use screen record or just Screencap; try looking for “Instagram downloader” but very careful

No. 1001960

Samefag and retard; FB video downloader works great

No. 1001963

I'm sorry but no normal dude "just trying to stick up for himself" would willingly post his dick pics in this thread to quell speculation. Side from being an oblivious narc, he's top tier lolcow material.

No. 1001965

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Samefag >>1001963
But they went from being out together 4 hours ago in this Snapchat. All I could gather is Crayons introducing randoms (which is mostly unintelligible) then Tesah is shown screeching "I'll/I suck your dick".

No. 1001966

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To this:

No. 1001968

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Here's the comments so far. Most of his followers are beyond done with their shit.

No. 1001970

Instagram story*

No. 1001971

No. 1001972

FUCKING KEK this is exactly how I read it

No. 1001973

Anon will you marry me? I fucking KEKKED

No. 1001986

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So apparently they have broken up once again?(newfag)

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No. 1001994

Okay y’all. I’ve been following this thread. For a while. I used to think of them (which was dumb) that people are capable of being civil and sincerely working out issues in a relationship. Which I do still believe but with their relationship and the non stop “luv u” one day” I’m free I h8 her I’m done”. To “don’t judge we been thru a lot” to “I’m being manipulated by her” etc…. no. Their abuse towards each other. On going. No. It’s a cycle. I’ve seen their multiple altercations and him swearing “I’m finally free” to be right back with her. (As he said again tonight HAHAHAHA) All the abuse, emotional abuse, physical abuse. BOTH WAYS. The argument in his truck. Her broken foot. All her crying stories she ends up deleting and is probably too intoxicated with her booze pills mix to even remember. So much. I never once believed they were truly done. They never were. This last one tho. I’m fucking geeking over how they both are so incredibly ignorant and treat EACH OTHER terribly. They go public with their fights always. Toxic. They “tried” to hide that they were back together and it was obviously revealed they were. & we all knew it was gonna happen after the broken foot shit. he’d pull that “crazy gf” card and act like he’s so innocent. ”Tesah is the crazy one, not me” They both are. I wouldn’t doubt for a second that he had laid hands on her. As I don’t doubt she’s laid hands on him. They both are toxic as fuck. They will never ever work shit out. Tonight, what set me off even more with insane laughter was her “he grabbed me by the throat” but then telling cops he pushed her in here and in there. OH BUT HE GRABBED ME BY THE THROAT U COPS DONT CARE. After she literally told them he shoved her. Blah blah. I’m sure he did. I’m sure she did something too if not first. Everyone knew this would happen. It was faster than I thought. After watching her story & then his. HA HA HA, I don’t give it long before they are back together. They both are evil. With each other. I believe everyone can be a good person if they truly believe in bettering themselves and I believe they both could get their fucking life straight if they actually ended it. If they both focused on themselves and lived their own life. What a joke tho huh? This has happened so many times. They end back up. Always. Even when cops have been involved. No charges ever pressed as far as I know towards each other because they both know they will manipulate each other again and continue this ridiculous cycle. & him saying “I don’t even need to explain” or whatever and all his little thirsty ho ass fans kissing his ass like “omgz yas daddy ur right she’s crazy uR A GoD” type shit. Him saying “I’m finally free” AGAIN. I lost it. I laughed so hard I cried. It’s entertainment at this point. Both are fucking ridiculous. I don’t feel bad for either. He’s a cuck. He’s so full of himself and won’t ever admit to any wrong doing. Tesah cries wolf. I know there’s been times she’s admitted to shit but still. That doesn’t change the fact you act that way. They’re grown adults but act like little kids. Their bull shit is so public and the fact people take either sides is disgusting. How bored are people. You think either of them really care about any of their followers? No. They just want to feel validated. & they eat that shit up. One of these days she’s gonna kill him or vice versa. Just waiting on that day now.

No. 1001995

Ya shit sorry for novel. Never commented and I had to release this shit. I love all of y’all for this thread and watching this train wreck along with me.

No. 1002005

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No. 1002008

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No. 1002041

This relationship probably only ends if one them kills the other.

No. 1002047

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Can you imagine going back to someone after you receive/they push an assault charge? Cuckius maximus

No. 1002049

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The cycle never even varies. They fight, accuse eachother of cheating and abuse, he swears it's over, then they're back together.
The only variety was her getting actual assult charges that got dropped.

No. 1002100

Him and I had a brief thing back in 2018 but man’s got some demons. First day we met he was sweet and we connected instantly. Chatted a lot and he invited me to go with him on a vacation for New Years in Florida l (it was December we met) not to kinkshame but he asked me to tell him “I wish he was black” and then tried to buy my dirty flip flops cause he likes feet and he licked them… also he used to pay my friend to talk down to him .. anyway.

He is just as manipulative and insane. We’d talk on the phone constantly and he’d hang up if he felt he wasn’t the full focus because he needed the attention 24/7. Every other minute he’d “i can’t do this, don’t xomw to Florida “ and essentially end whatever relationship we had. Constantly trying to “test me” and then call coming to Florida… like every other day. Once he was mad that I went somewhere and I met my favorite artist at the time at a public park meet and greet… because how dare I be a fan.

Here’s some excerpts from text exchanges between him and I…


Idk the other girl at all.. so yeah this is just pop in to say “sounds like they both suck”(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1002105

That’s old news. Canyon already came out about his cuckold fetish. A real cuck

No. 1002110

No bitch. You did that. We know the truth.

No. 1002115

Wow I'm happy you're happy anon, but maybe try paragraphs and sageing that blogpost/alog because you sound just like Narco kek. Not to be that guy, but I think a large portion of people in this thread would benefit from reading the rules.

Mainly all the incessant namefags before they inevitably get banned

No. 1002118

Jesus he's so insecure…Probably because of his micro-penis and tiny brain.

No. 1002121

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I couldn't choose from the cancer to post, it's all so cancerous. I find it particularly annoying when he finally gets the response he was trying to provoke he's "too busy watching Sabrina". The cuck loves attention so much I think my vagina littler just shriveled up and died, yuck. This screenshot is probably the most telling of his behaviour without needing the rest for context.

No. 1002137

Thanks for this anon. He’s such a such an insecure loser.

No. 1002170

White men with tiny meat who get that weird racist complex about black men are literally the worst.

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No. 1002219

So much for being straight edge. She's only got so long before the booze makes her bloat to the point where she can't hide it with photoshop, just like Shayna, kek.

No. 1002223

Can someone please make a whole new thread for canyon. He’s a bigger cow than tesah. I’m not falling for any of the bullshit he’s posting. “Oh she abused me, plz I need more attention share my posts about it I’m begging everyone” I doubt he received any death threats. The mans a joke.

No. 1002226

When this thread hits cap, just put both of their names in the title. Neither one deserves their own thread tbh.

No. 1002228

Yeah that's a guarantee. This thread is six months old and I don't think OP knew just how much of a cow Canyon is.

No. 1002232

I think bloat is the least of her problems, lol.

it's insane how she switched from flirting with her own face in her stories to completely feral in two hours. she's truely unhinged and needs help.

No. 1002251

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Here we fucking go again

No. 1002252

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This is getting too old

No. 1002263

What if she like

No. 1002265

>> 1002263
She has Borderline Personality Disorder. I have it so i recognize it.

She DID NOT die, she is crying out for his attention, thus her missing. She probably met someone local or walked to somewhere, to get attention and make him worry. She will appear tonight or tomorrow.

Canyon is her favorite person, meaning she obsesses on him and it cannot last more than 24 hours easily as she cannot physically wait that long without hearing from him.

This is a typical BPD trait, she will appear later, she will apologize and beg him to work it out, he will get back with her and look like a clown. Again.(medfagging)

No. 1002276

He looks like a playdoh disaster

No. 1002307

If he doesn't call her bluff and call the cops she's gonna murder him one of these days

No. 1002443


plot twist: he killed her lmao

No. 1002446

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Gone for the week lol

No. 1002528

lol sure Tesah

No. 1002844

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Tesahs back on her dumb I wuv u Canyon pweese notice me bullshit again. New video of her sobbing like a baby and being overall insufferable.


No. 1002869


She's not even actually crying, there isn't a single tear shed. These two chucklefucks are almost too ridiculous to be true, if it wasn't for the arrest records I'd think they were trolling.

No. 1002895

No. 1002898

bluh bluh more suicide baiting. Canyon'll take her back and the cycle will repeat.

No. 1002901

samefagging but at around 8:23 she admits she lurks kek

No. 1003106

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This morning

No. 1003402

Anyone else just want to see these two duke it out hunger games style? Winner gets the cat

No. 1003403

Some people just shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce. These two are prime examples.(namefag)

No. 1003858


how does seeing a hole in a wall and random bruises automatically make you think HE did it?

and obviously yeah you can't drink on this medication…how about you don't drink at all? Good god this girl is too much…some people need to have the internet taken the fuck away from them

No. 1005700

Canyon is begging for attention from you guys by “LOL IF UR WATCHING THIS ACTUALLY I KNOW U ARE” blah blah blah, and Tesah’s throwing a pity party for validation again…whats new.

No. 1005702

She deleted her meltdown of course as well before it could be posted on here.(samefag)

No. 1005709

Tesah was crying on her instagram story earlier, i was at work so i did not get to listen to it, now she is drinking again.

No. 1005736

File: 1594528427517.jpg (1.33 MB, 1800x2400, pt2020_07_12_14_28_51.jpg)

Post caps and learn to sage (write "sage" in the email field if you're not adding anything of value), this is an imageboard. Though I think asking this of anons in this thread is pretty redundant at this point.

Anyway, here you go. Her stories atm are literally BPD, for Dummies.

No. 1005742

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Last cap to convey the emotional spiral

No. 1005754

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I'm assuming this is why Tesah is spiraling canyon got a new number and now she can't manipulate him anymore(emoji)

No. 1005757

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No. 1005781

This girl is fucking batshit. Mental illness in full swing

No. 1005785

>talks about being a BPDfag in her stories

Yeah no shit

No. 1005788

At least canyon or “Mikey” lol now is staying true to his word this time and staying away from her. It’s been over a week now. I feel like they would break up and get back the next day. So we know that they still aren’t together which is good. Maybe canyon will go back to how he used to be before her. Because he turned into a super attention seeking douch when he was with her. But before that he was actually kind of funny and not a huge cuck. But we will see I guess

No. 1005838

He's so desperate for attention that he was baiting in his stories because no one had posted here in a couple of days- He doesn't care if it's good or bad attention. Him and Tesah are children who can't function in the real world and are so insecure and obsessed with their "social media presence" (or lack of) that they've run their relationship into the ground. They won't change, they're garbage people for life.(imageboard)

No. 1005852

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I wish that was the only story, it gets significantly more homoerotic after that. Big Sid the Sloth vibes all the the sound of Bon Jovi, you can't make this shit up. Btw Crayon is apparently moving to CA (and posting about it), idk if anyone already mentioned this but that's sure to get Tesah's knickers in a twist.

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No. 1005879

Lmfao, she owns his nuts. Based psycho bitch

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No. 1006010

What she needs is a stay at the booby hatch

No. 1006541

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either they are still talking, or she’s obsessing again

No. 1006725

Here we go again smh

No. 1006740

I'm starting to think he has autism or something

No. 1006810

I think he actually must it makes zero sense at this point, he’s claimed he’s promised to his dad and his granddad he wouldn’t be he’s still allowing it, in the past month alone she has been put in jail for domestic assault and two weeks later “falsely” accused him of assaulting her which could have resulted in jail time for him even if she had taken back her claim. They also probably killed a cat in the process.

No. 1006830

As someone with autism: there is difference between autism and stockholm syndrome

No. 1006846

It's not Stockholm syndrome, the guy is just brain-dead and can't function like a normal human being.

No. 1006848


He's been buying followers because he's insecure about his shit numbers.

No. 1007349

Seconded, dude just has low IQ. His actions and cringey scene kid posts near the start of the thread are a good indicator.

No. 1007615

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Guess who’s back together and bad at hiding it for the billionth time? He’s the biggest simp. Plus, Tesah deleted everything on her IG to try and cover her tracks.

No. 1007627

Not to WK but he might just be watching the cat unless there’s something I’m missing (can’t use IG rn)

No. 1007629

Hm. Maybe. But im positive he’ll fall for her manipulation again.

No. 1007705

You tard! That video is months old. That’s before they moved to Raleigh you tardlord

No. 1007716

Calm the fuck down, you handicap. Not everyone keeps constant tabs on these retards and their whereabouts.

No. 1007722

Thank you, non handicap. Who shit in that maniac’s cereal today? Plus he always goes back and posted it yesterday so who wouldnt think otherwise? Lmao

No. 1007780

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Someone tell me this isn't real. Good fucking God, what has she done lol

No. 1007784

Looks like a transfer or semi perm.

No. 1007791

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They’re back together, he posted this, the purple emoji is about “witch” on his face and the cloud and bolt is what she just got tattooed in the same place. Looks like her whole chest done too and he did say he was being tattooed this week. He’s officially the biggest loser I’ve ever seen

No. 1007809

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Shut the fuck up

No. 1007815

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This is only gonna end when one of them kills the other

No. 1007816

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Two clowns. 🤡 🤡

No. 1007828

Unpopular opinion probably but I always thought she was enviably pretty. Now… Oof. Really accentuates the schnoz she tries to photoshop into a button nose every pic, plus it’s fuck ugly. Face tats are tragic in general but at least Canyon’s “fit” him and the translation from his neck tattoos makes them less jarring in general. Hoe really got a big ass cartoon cloud covering her entire cheek. Abby Brown’s face tat looks better than this shit.

No. 1007844

I’ve never gotten tattooed, but shouldn’t it be covered with plastic wrap and some kind of lotion/vaseline? She keeps touching it and her hair is all over it like yikes.

No. 1007845

She photoshops literally everything terribly, like her new FB pfp. She isnt THAT pretty to me, but now she just looks even worse. Ive seen better face tats that methheads got by a dirty traphouse needle.

No. 1007846

She probably sucked his dick and god knows what other favors for that scribble tat lmaooo

No. 1007851

Agreed on all points. Being covered in tattoos, and particularly having face tattoos, just makes people look permanently filthy to me. It's also a useful red flag about who you are going to be dealing with, though, so maybe it's actually a convenient trend.

No. 1007852

Why so big and badly placed

No. 1007857

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Nice glass of wine tesah, wasn’t she not drinking bc it makes her psycho

I agree I thought she was beautiful too

No. 1007859

Why do these dumbasses always get them right in the middle of their cheek? It's terrible placement. It makes your face asymmetrical.

Figured she'd end up looking like a crack whore mumbling to herself in an alley eventually but this is so sudden.

No. 1007880

The fucking turnaround from "gonna check myself into the mental ward" to chestpiece and face tat.
I wonder if either of these two have anyone in their lives other than each other, and if so, how the hell.

No. 1007882

Canyon said she literally has nobody to talk to cause she’s….her. Ya know?

No. 1007885

Cause she pissed away the friends she did have by going back to Dahvie over and over and calling the people who came forward liars.

No. 1007890

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Oh look more lies

No. 1007892

Her gut is so one dimensional and smooth in this. I guess the face tat has at least one use, being so atrocious it draws attention away from everything else.

No. 1007906

Yeah okay Tesah. Incoming breakup number 500 tonight.

No. 1007910

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No. 1007926

She's going off on one in her Instagram stories about how people need to support a cause instead of worrying about her tattoo. Like people can't support a cause and mock her stupidity at the same time? Such a ridiculous fucking argument.

No. 1007946

"I'm not like you people who waste time that could be spent changing the world criticizing what I put on my face." No. You just waste time getting shit faced and posting rants onto social media every other day.

No. 1007987

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No. 1007990

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Her unfiltered REAL face looks so different.

No. 1007993

lol good luck going back to dancing. The scrotes that frequent those places don't find that shit attractive.

No. 1007994

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You mean it IS mental illness lol

No. 1007996

Yeah, narcissistic personality disorder maybe.

No. 1008014

Fuck that chest piece is ugly. She definitely messed up any chance of her being called “pretty”; she went from 6 to a 0 real damn quick. It’s honestly so depressing yet amusing how fucked up she made her appearance

No. 1008022

Maybe it's an Onision style punishment

No. 1008086


She's like a mindless sheep doing everything that her current partner is in to. Guaranteed she would never have done this if whatshisname didn't have a face tattoo. She'll regret this so much once they break up again.

She's legitimately gone from conventionally pretty to a 0. It's really a shame.

No. 1008093

Seeing as this tattoo does not look as it just been done (I.e. the skin around it is not swollen, the outline is not red. Inb4 someone says that fresh tattoos are not meant to look raw, it's a wound, skin is going to look a little different around it) , it could be that she is done with wearing the wrap. The wrap is only meant to be worn for he first day (until the first shedding), it can get really gross if you keep it for too long, as it does not allow for air flow. Perhaps because it's on her face, there are different precautions? Also, touching a fresh tattoo is not advised but some touching is not going to get it infected.

In my opinion, this could be fake, I refuse to believe she ruined her face like that.

No. 1008116

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This guy absolutely mogging the two of them

No. 1008118

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No. 1008140

I like that more successful canyon beat him at his own game. He's right, this is the kind of them that will make them stew for days.

No. 1008158

oh my god why? face tats are always ugly, and this one is giant. abby brown tier move there, tesah, it's like an obvious sign of mental instability. getting it done so close to her eye was a bad idea, that skin is so delicate and fragile, she just damaged the shit out of it.

No. 1008165

I hope it is. Love how all these fags are ruining their lifes with ugly face tattoos

No. 1008212

"This symbolises mental illness" sis that's a physical symptom of mental illness that you've done that

No. 1008244

Canyon supposedly is leaving trucking and starting a business . He said “I’m leaving trucking to be a partner in a new riding business.”

No. 1008246


No. 1008247

Jesus that guy on Instagram must have really gotten to him lol

No. 1008257

Well apparently he’s been apart of it and it’s taking off so good for him he just needs to stay away from her though

No. 1008263

post the screenshots you retards, how many times does someone have to say "this is an imageboard" for you to understand??

No. 1008586

I meant the chest piece. She didn’t have a wrap on either of them afterwards. It looks like she just got them, went home, and started ranting.

No. 1008588

I love you anon. I'm sick of being the only one saying this, I feel like is verging on minimodding at this point. I'd shut up but anons are beyond retarded in this thread to the extent I've literally started posting caps for them.

No. 1008715

Lol here we go

No. 1008716

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Sorry posted wrong pic

No. 1008730

>But is she a bad person because of it?
Yes Crayon, she's a terrible person. BPD isn't a free pass to publically humiliate your loves ones. Although you're more than capable of doing that to yourself.
>She feels so many emotions and has no control over them
Kek, that's why during a "breakdown" she has the clarity of mind to make up lies, post them and then keep them up for long durations. She's totally just ~in the moment~ guys. In the real world that's called being intentionally spiteful.
>100% the most loyal girl ever
Wtf kek, everything he described is literally the bare minimum for normal loving relationship. They deserve each other with standards this low.
>My mum was the same way
Well there we have it, it's suddenly starting to make sense why he continues validating her behaviour. They both have deluded perceptions of normalcy. I can't be fucked pointing out all the autism in this post, it's possibly the biggest pile of crap I've ever bothered reading kek.

No. 1008737

Do you think either of them seriously wonder why they have no friends? I would have dropped both of them.

No. 1008743

In the garbagecore days Tesah used to sperg out after Dahvie left her for Fallon saying that he made her get an abortion (which then turned into a miscarriage). I wish I had gotten the screenshots at the time but I didn't know who the fuck she was.

She's a notorious bullshitter and is a very dangerous person. Anyone who develops a relationships with her is putting their social life at risk. I'd be surprised if Canyon has any followers/friends at the end of this.

No. 1008771

I would agree I think his whole image is ruined, before this he was going for the edgy Dom dude but now he’s more known as a cuck and autistic

No. 1008772

it is so annoying that people with borderline always use their illness as a free pass to get out of whatever shit they caused. and how other people actually accept that pass saying bUt tHeY cAnT hElp iT. and that it doesn't make them a bad person. this whole new thing where you cant hold someone accountable for their actions because they're mentally ill is such a crock of shit.

god people with borderline are the worst for this, they do evil shit then be like sowwy im bpd tho so u cant be mad. it'd be like if a psychopath beat someone and said oh ya srry i have ASPD so i actually couldn't help it, being mentally ill makes it so i have no agency whatsoever so you can't be mad.

No. 1008779

She lied about him raping her too. She only went on Hansen for pity and clout

No. 1008781

I do genuinely believe he did abuse her as this is backed up in fallons and madalines stories (both has reason to dislike her too) however she took back her story multiple times just to be with him which invalidated her story and everyone else’s

No. 1008789

I dont think anyone would deny that Dahvie is an abusive prick. They point is that Tesah exaggerated claims, made outlandish statements and then regretted it (I do think she was bullshitting) then went straight back to Dahvie.

She's doing the exact same thing again with Canyon- calling the police saying he's hitting her and then taking it/him back. I have zero sympathy for her.

No. 1008840

Right that's not up for debate. Unfortunately her severe exaggeration of events has led to him basically getting off scot-free. Again.

No. 1008930

They are made for each other! They both suffer from mental illness. They love dragging each other through the mud publicly. They need the attention. It's how they cope with their lame lives. They constantly lie and change their stories. They break up all the time. This is so fun to watch! I hope they're together forever!

No. 1008951

I actually thought he was alright looking at one stage but his weakness and cuckish attitude is just so wholly unattractive that it's actually made him ugly to me. Now he just seems like the kind of guy that would only "make love" to women and then cry after.

No. 1008955

I still think canyon, or sorry “Mikey” is super hot. I’m sorry but he just has this bad boy attitude and he’s tall with tattoos I think he begs for attention too much but I’m honestly a whore for him if he’d ever let me. Lmao, but yeah fuck canyon lmaooooo(canyon self posting)

No. 1008957

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Girls just like yo for him IDK. I wish it was me in this picture.

No. 1008964

>bad boy

This 5'5" little string bean boy really came up in here telling lies.

Getting tattoos cause your mommy said "no" doesn't make you a bad boy. Getting cucked by Dahvie Vanity doesn't make you a bad boy. Don't forget we've all seen your lil pecker.

No. 1008968


The autism appearing in this thread is astounding. Canyon and/or Tesah stop spamming your selfies, you look like shit in all of them.
Btw where is Tesah's bellybutton in that picture? It looks shopped to fuck

No. 1008972

Take that shit to the 'men you're ashamed to say you'd fuck' thread on /g/, retard.

No. 1008982

When did he get cucked by Dahvie? She dated him before canyon. Didn’t canyon take her away?

No. 1008983

Yeah canyon cucked dahvie. She cheated on dahvie with canyon. I just went back.

No. 1008985

He didnt take her away, Dahvie was probably counting his blessings that someone finally took over as babysitter for the obsessive physco.

No. 1008986

during one of their longer break ups she took off to Orlando for a week to see Dahvie while lying and telling everyone that she was in Salem and wouldn't be using her phone

No. 1008987

I also find it hilarious that you all hate canyon so much and are so envy of him that you have to make up a story that dahvie cucked canyon to fit your narritive. Canyon makes you so mad that you actually have to lie. It’s pretty funny. I’m only here because some comments are funny. And I personally think tesah is horrible. And I don’t even like canyon that much. But the more you guys make up lies and hate him the more I like him because of how mad he gets you all.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1008988

That didn’t happen. That was BEFORE her and canyon dated

No. 1008989

They never went to Salem. And she didn’t go to Orlando during that time. They were on his truck together

No. 1008994

I didnt think anyone could downgrade from Dahvie Vanity but somehow Tesah managed to! Canyon, I'm sorry Dahvie cucked you; could you please stop sperging out all over the thread.

No. 1008996


Clearly you aren't even from here because you're using emojis

No. 1008998

He’s back to defend his tiny penis

No. 1009011

Fuckin kek but true funny no one defends tesah but if u insult canyon the thread is suddenly filled with comments white knighting him. I’ve heard from tesahs close friends he’s actually incredibly abusive to her and gaslights her into like making a fool of herself so that her accusations against him are empty. Not sure how true that is but he’s a narc shitting up a thread to defend his tiny peen

No. 1009024

I'd believe that, I also believe that he comes in here to defend himself and puts Tesah down in the process. He has no loyalty and would sell someone out in the blink of an eye to make himself look better, or a bit of useless clout. What a sad life he lives.

No. 1009046

Wait where is he in the chat I’m not seeing anything he’s posting?

No. 1009060

Yet ive heard from Tesah’s ex’s (like Libby) that she’s incredibly abusive to the point where Canyon reacts, and she was always like that and freaks out on them. Ive never heard anything about Canyon except from an old friend he’s not abusive he’s a massive attention seeker.

No. 1009097

There's a rule against posting in your own thread, yanno. We all know she pissed away all her friends.

No. 1009109

Can one of the mods get canyonito out of his own thread pls wtf.

No. 1009111

Kek he looks like Sid the Sloth when in motion emojifag >>1005852

No. 1009114

Nah I’m defo not tesah and I think she’s 100% nuts tbh but I do have mutual friends and her friends believe her as canyons blocked many of them from her accounts. I didn’t believe her before they told me but I saw the receipts she showed them of texts of him pimping her out and attacking her for not making enough money etc of course this could be out of context but I was very incriminating (I’d post but would immediately identify myself as she only sent these to friends). She’s still a lunatic regardless I’m not defending that just crayon is possibly not as much of a victim as he plays

No. 1009115

Also soz for samefagging but this reads like Crayon paranoid we can see him posting.

No. 1009126

No. 1009129

The “pimp out thing” was a rule they both set as some weird fetish to encourage her to make more money lol

No. 1009150

Why is my post tagged you autist >>1009115 it's not a "hi cow" if I only half seriously implied it kek. If you're going to minimod at least tag posters who are repeat offenders.

No. 1009166

Nah Canyons broke so he lives off his gfs nudes. He'd like to live off his own but unfortunately his penis is too small and he looks like a tattooed rat

No. 1009177

The amount of times Tesah and her ugly lover boy came on here to defend themselves is hilarious kek

No. 1009195

God sage your whiteknighting at least you annoying fucks

No. 1009283

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Tesah's comments are a mildly enjoyable read.

No. 1009320

“UEEGHH U MEAN IT NEGATIVELY IT MADE ME ACT LIKE DAT IM TRIGGURED” Uhhh….as if u arent a negative parasite for no reason yourself? Its like watching a 12 year old trying to yell at people.

No. 1009322

“I dont answer stupid questionnss” Answers a ‘stupid’ question like a child

No. 1009328

Good gods anon, love yourself a little. Gross.

No. 1009446

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He’s back in the apartment. Canyon if you’re reading this you’re fucking pathetic and you broke ur promise to ur granddad and dad for a stripper who abuses you. Such a cuck, he’s a bigger cow than her tbh

No. 1009450

He’s such a fucking idiot honestly. But I’m really not surprised that he’s back with her.
It’s actually a joke this relationship. This man has no moral compass, breaks his promises to be in the WORST relationship I’ve witnessed that isn’t on the first 48. Good luck canyon you absolute cuck

No. 1009453

I'd still consider them neck and neck but then again I'm an oldfag who witnessed her BOTDF drama

No. 1009454

Who needs cable tv when you have this shit show unfolding daily right before your eyes. It’s sad how entertaining these 2 are, I can’t help but be drawn into such a shit fest. This couple should apply to be on Dr Phil it would be epic.

No. 1009455

*Jerry Springer

No. 1009466

He'd probably consider that a compliment; that would feed his attention-seeking cravings. He's honestly not interesting enough to be on TV. The only entertaining thing about him is being attached to Tesah and even that's getting stale at this point.

No. 1009682

Omg this obvious sperg got marked as selfpost >>1008955
Thank you admin-sama!

No. 1010021

Tesah if you're reading this… I used to look up to you. You were strong, independent, and such a kind soul. Ever since you met Canyon you've gone crazy. Tattooing your face with such an ugly reminder won't make things better. You need help. Mental institution kind of help. You say you wanna go to school and participate in therapy, yet your behavior doesn't change. You don't want to change. I don't know if you like the attention or if your bf convinces you this is the right path… But Either way… I'm sad to say that I ever looked up to you. You've done nothing but embarrass yourself for the world to see. You've become pathetic. Not empowered. Good luck in life. You'll need it.

No. 1010048

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I know it’s still healing, but it looks so poorly done? Like a prison poke and stick.

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this emoji seems to be her inspiration. she got a fucking emoji tattooed on her face. AN EMOJI. saying it represents mental illness. first, why would you want to display to the world your mental illness on your face? second, ive never seen this symbol used as a sign for mental illness…. it just looks a whole lot like a goddamn emoji.

my mind is blown. who does this? its so psychotic. its like a big warning sign for people to stay the fuck away.

No. 1010071

Is it just me or is it starting to look blown out on the top of the cloud? I can't believe she fucked up her face so badly, there's really no returning from doing this

No. 1010088

Implying she was ever empowered is actually hilarious anon. It's the thought that counts though, so you do you.

No. 1010112

What a greasy, goofy ass looking creature. i

No. 1010113

It honestly just looks like she passed out at a party and somebody drew on her with a marker.

No. 1010125

Claims she has no money for school and therapy but she goes and gets ugly tattoos??? She's such a liar!

No. 1010128

That tattoo was prob $80 at most. Therapy and schools cost thousands. Her priorities suck but that's a dumb nitpick when everything about her is already wrong

No. 1010133

I hate talking negatively about how people look. And honestly if she wasn’t so horrible inside her outer beauty would shine but it’s pretty sad to see how she branded herself with something so hideous. I don’t know what she’s really like deep down, but from what I can see she isn’t a good person. She is so deep into her manipulative lifestyle, and Canyon is the biggest cheerleader for this disgusting behaviour. It seems like no one has ever tried to put her in her place and teach her to be a decent human. It really goes to show how far being somewhat attractive will get you. I don’t feel bad for Canyon at all anymore. It’s pretty pathetic.
All I have to say about this tattoo is that it’s basically a form of karma. She relies so heavily on her appearance as her only redeeming quality and now it’s branded on her in such a tragic spot. She claimed she was going to turn her life around and that was the choice she made. That is probably the most tragic face tattoo I’ve seen.

No. 1010147

What “outer beauty” jeez ive seen two simps out of everone else who hates her act like she’s prettier than anyone…when in reality if u go on the internet she’s average and there’s alot better than her out there, she’s always been a shitty boring narc theres plenty of models that are WAY more appealing. Plus she has alot of wrinkles and creases for someone her age.

No. 1010167

Oof he looks like he stinks of B.O

No. 1010169

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She can't photoshop her nose anymore.

No. 1010173

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Looks like she gained weight now tbh LOL she looks wider than the pics she deleted. I thought her septum n shitty tattoos was enough to not photoshop everything on her body but…the shit prison stick n poke tat will now be a challenge.

No. 1010210

could just be the healing process, but even if it's not blown out, the tattoo isn't the greatest anyways - the lines are shaky and uneven, the lightening bolt curves instead of going straight at the left, and the raindrops look horrid. looks like something your friend would stick and poke in your bedroom, or the first first tat of an apprentice.

No. 1010311

I used to look up to tesah too, she seemed so independent , I didn’t care if she was a stripper at least she was making bank and I respect that. When she got with canyon I was happy for her, I thought they made a hot couple and she was finally moving on from dahvie. But now I’m extremely disappointed and they both look like crackheads. Tesah completely ruined herself, that tattoo is super ugly! And I don’t know but I have a feeling canyon told her to get that tattoo if she wanted them to get back together

No. 1010335

The tat wouldn’t look so terrible if she had just gotten it smaller and different placement.

No. 1010342

This is admittedly a tinfoil but since we know Canyon lurks (and self posts), what if he borrowed this idea from the Onision threads in /pt/?

No. 1010383

He really doesn't seem that smart.

No. 1010476

He’s not.

No. 1010520

Just like how Tesah was never “inspirational” in any time of her life before Canyon. She was just better at hiding it then or yall are just simping cause of “AHH I WAS ABUSED BY DAHVIE SO THERES NO WAY I COULD BE A SHITTY PERSON BEFORE” Tesah is abusive, boring, and only got “fame” with Dahvie’s follwing. Plus her constant bought likes/followers and sugar daddies paying her rent then flexing old men’s money makes her look popular and rich. Theres plenty of girls that are way more interesting and arent noticed but should be and dont care cause ya know, numbers dont equal their value.

No. 1010533


Definite samefag. We all dislike them but this level of jealousy and hatred is actually unhealthy. Didn't Tesah actually call you out on her Instagram calling you a stalker and saying you kept ringing her in the middle of the night?

No. 1010560

It's probably narcodancer attempting to integrate. She sounded insane levels of obsessed when she namefagged earlier on.

No. 1010614

No. 1010630

I agree. I also think this comment among others is the same person. They never quote and they never sage.

No. 1010720

Lol how can you even speculate she gained weight from this picture? She looks same as usual, she’s naturally skinny, so what? Sounds like you’re hating on her out of jealousy. It’s not bad to admit someone is attractive. She’s bleak and ugly inside so anyone worth while won’t waste time on her don’t worry. Seems childish to rag on someone over small things like “wrinkles” and “weight gain” when the real issue at hand is that horrible face tat and her being an abuse/ manipulative shit head.

No. 1010786

not defending her or whatnot but calling her out on her bullshit which she didnt just go for looks, btw doesnt always mean someone is jealous. thats a bit of a reach nowadays. you guys went for her looks too and canyons dick size. nobody can call someone out without being jealous in 2020?

No. 1010789

you all dont even know if its her too

No. 1010791

Anyway why is nobody talking about how shes getting another cat like the one she lost is history? It was on her story before she deleted everything. Lol its nasty and petty as fuck.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1010797

No. 1010799

We all know it's you trying to defend yourself, Narco. You're more than jealous, you're downright psychotic. If I knew you I'd be getting a restraining order at this point.
On the slim chance it's not- have you seen the vitriol and bitterness she's posted in the past? It's been far more than appearance she's gone for. Also stalking IRL is very different to online criticism. Narco crosses over too many lines.

No. 1010840

She truly is psycho. Can you imagine living her life? A strung out stripper that clearly photoshops her pictures and just hates on someone that doesnt want to be friends with her. Probably lives in a dumpster.

No. 1010989

Hey retard, no contact orders dont hold up in court if you decide to move in with the defendant. Why try to hold it over her after you invalidated the order, voluntary vic?

Imagine blaming your abusive gf's dv episodes on drinking while medicated, and then drinking with her, while she's supposed to be medicated. He knows where these choices lead, now he's just enabling her BPD "outbreaks". Next username DoormatxDaddy or is that format dead?

And PSA, sage goes in the email field until you bring the milk, faggots

No. 1011004

>And PSA, sage goes in the email field until you bring the milk, faggots
Kek, maybe fourth time's the charm?

No. 1011021

He lives for attention and he gets plenty of it when he can play a victim. I think he actually encourages her freak-outs… It's like some weird munchausen shit.

No. 1011028

His audience is largely the "women can't abuse men uwu" crowd also so part of him going back to her might be so he doesn't hemmorhage followers

No. 1011129

Tesah has cheated on Canyon. She’s gone to jail for domestic reasons for Canyon. She lost his cat. She formulated fake abuse accusations against him. She lies and manipulates her audience into believing he is an abuser. She broke her foot in a dispute. She abuses alcohol and in turn Canyon. And guess what. Canyon will never leave. I guess it’s truly only death that will keep them apart at this point. Unless he actually breaks up with her and speaks out on being a victim of abuse I don’t know if that will ever happen. Tesah will never get what she deserves in this case and it’s so infuriating to see her get away with being an abuser because of her gender and appearance. This is like every domestic abuse relationship where they break up 100x and you never think the cycle will end until something horrible happens.

No. 1011144

File: 1595444709967.png (1.96 MB, 750x1334, B1B77B76-0AD2-4D91-9D2B-29E502…)

Is this a joke

No. 1011153

Should there be a thread for narcodancer or nah?

No. 1011170

Doooo ittttttt

No. 1011221

nah, she's nowhere near milky enough. She just vendetta posts.

No. 1011222

Legend preceded Canyon but everything else? Perfect description. The pussy pass is fucking real.

No. 1011232

Oh theres definitely milk there! Google her Instagram name itll still pull up her account even though shes changed her name. Take a pic and reserve image search it and boom her facebook. SO MUCH MILK!

No. 1011243

It would just be her talking to herself in unsaged posts


No. 1011246

Lmfao are you mad or something?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1011261

File: 1595458971195.jpeg (269.8 KB, 714x1192, 0CBB3F29-B158-4ABE-B55B-FFB8A9…)

This cuck bothers me(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1011292

Nobody cares what bothers you personally, Lexi
Learn to integrate into the site before you post

No. 1011343

"pussy pass"?

i smell a filthy scrote

No. 1011346

Female CSA victim at the hands of her mother but good try

No. 1011397

He’s looking rough, tesah is ruined him lol

No. 1011398

Tesah ruined him *(lolcow.farm/info)

No. 1011455

The stress of being cucked by Davhie Vanity and his leftovers has added about 10 years onto Crayon's life. He legitimately looks like he doesn't even bother showering anymore.

No. 1011459

File: 1595497802814.jpg (196.24 KB, 1080x1092, Screenshot_20200723-194139__01…)

>CSA victim at the hands of her mother but good try
Holy fuck nta but that came out of nowhere. If it's not sarcasm hope you're okay anon.

Agreed. His outside is starting to reflect his personality. Pic related, guy doesn't even try anymore. Why as a nearly 30 year old man does he keep making these weird ass expressions? I will say they suspiciously coincide with him taking Tesah back for the 100th time.

inb4 obligatory Canyon's hot sperg from Canyon kek

No. 1011551

he looks like he’s from ed edd n eddy

No. 1011616

Letting someone treat you the way she does will have you looking raggedy and haggard as fuck in no time. He’s truly let himself go. He wears the expression of self loathing on his face.
He can reclaim self worth if he actually gave a fuck about himself and found another girl, anyone would be better than her at this point. I’m sure if he was ever to be in another relationship he would very quickly realize that. But Tesahs an evil bitch and she knows she bringing him down and she LOVES every second of it.

No. 1011727

Incorrect. She has BPD and i do not think there is logic or love behind it.

But i do agree, him looking like total shit is due to her abuse.

No. 1011745

She’s done too much for me to have sympathy he’s just made himself look like trash and like a cuck I don’t know how he can look in the mirror he must have serious issues to think this is a good decision

No. 1011972

did anyone else notice they were put to eat together recently

No. 1011973

i didn’t screenshot but they both took selfies at a booth with red seating/padding indoors

No. 1011985

They’re both never going to find anyone else. Stuck together forever

No. 1011987

Obvious bait or complete retard

No. 1012010

It’s the crackhead stripper obsessed with talking about them and herself. She’s like 80% of the posts on this thread.

No. 1012042

Some fucking scrote cowtipped Tesah who posted about it and used the website by name, that's how she found it

No. 1012082

File: 1595606609574.jpg (867.24 KB, 1079x1908, Screenshot_20200724-110253_Ins…)

Canyon bullshitting again

No. 1012116

>posted 23 seconds ago
Hmm I smell self-posting

No. 1012128

Nope, just Texas Red.

No. 1012136

No. 1012138

Mikey is so weird smh(ban evasion)

No. 1012144

Wtf they’re both mentally ill. A few days ago he said She’s the only girl he’s only loved and that he wasn’t gonna put their business out there anymore. They probably had another fight and he’s trying to cover it so he don’t look stupid

No. 1012148

The constant name changes give off huge insecurity vibes- Mikey is definitely the shittest one yet lol

No. 1012170

Mikey monfrado sounds like the name of a shitty Italian restaurant haha

Also they’re totally back to at least fucking. These two are more than just clowns, they’re the whole f’ing circus.

No. 1012233

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No. 1012484

File: 1595675449266.png (2.86 MB, 828x1792, 17DABC58-3E71-4793-8EF1-1C1716…)

posted on tesahs onlyfans today. wonder who that is? fucking idiots.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1012488

That actually makes me feel sick; I bet his fingers taste his ball-sweat and cheetos.

No. 1012515

Anon you screen recorded the whole video just to show us that? So you wanked and then got pissed?

No. 1012617

nice job exposing yourself, scrote.

No. 1013051

File: 1595787389781.jpg (225.82 KB, 1080x1962, 20200726_131618.jpg)

The physical cringe

No. 1013185


No. 1013191

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No. 1013262

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Sage for nitpicking but tesah said on her story that she was “really good” at eyeliner, but this shit is messy as hell

No. 1013274

The fact that he had to mention it's not a threesome with another dude absolutely sent me

No. 1013275

File: 1595826878713.jpg (198.57 KB, 1080x1402, 20200727_011321.jpg)

No. 1013555

How is Mikey, the valley girl, monfraido paying for all these tats when the guy looks like he lives off of food stamps

No. 1013568

He drove 18 wheelers for a while and said he was an owners op driver. My grandfather was an owner op and made 180k a year. So he definitely makes money. And look at their pad? It’s all modern and fancy. Too bad he’s a cuck and won’t move out and get his own place. Because tesah is obviously not stripping currently so he’s probably paying all the bills

No. 1013572

If it was ever more obvious that Canyon self-posts. Get a fucking life, man- we know you're insecure about your finances (and basically everything else in your life) you don't have to come here and try to make yourself look good.

Also the house looks cheap as fuck, I haven't seen one piece of nice furniture that might illustrate that you aren't both living off Tesah's onlyfans.

P.s. Stop trying to make "Mikey" happen, it's not going to happen.

No. 1013580

That’s the 5th time someone has accused me of being canyon lol. I’m Canyon now. Somebody fuck my girlfriend please

No. 1013594

>5 times
Then stop coming in and sucking his baby-dick in the comments, you autist.

No. 1013596

Lol I try to keep it even and mutual. Like I said before I half don’t like the dude and half do. I hate tesah. My problem is who Canyon became. He used to not be such an obsessive attention whore. Tesah ruined this kid and I just want him and her split up forever.

No. 1013599

He was always a retarded attention whore, it just became more public/obvious when he started dating Tesah and they both plastered their shitty behaviour all over social media. If you think that they're not as bad as eachother you're just as brain-dead as they are.

No. 1013602

No trasha is worse. Canyon may be a cuck now but he will find his way back to his old ways when he finally leaves her. With the amount of e thots that hit him up I’m surprised he hasn’t forgot about her yet.

No. 1013604

He's a weak little boy and he's under her thumb now… watch him get fatter and more unattractive as time goes on.

No. 1013605

The double space after the period makes me think it's someone older than Canyon. At least mid-thirties.

No. 1013607

File: 1595893144488.jpg (219.87 KB, 720x734, 20200728_003711.jpg)

You mean like this double spacing after the period?

No. 1013608

32 haha

No. 1013610

Proper grammar. My man knows

No. 1013612

Why is Canyon in here having a conversation with himself & pretending to be over 30?

No. 1013615

Oof I don't follow this cow too close. I just know he a small dick that he posts. Guess it is him kek.

He should learn that it's incorrect to double space after a period. It's a simple habit to break.

No. 1013616

This is making me super hysterical that you think I’m Canyon. I’ll be Canyon. But who will be Tesah? Somebody be Tesah.

No. 1013617

Spaces. I’m. Canyon

No. 1013620

File: 1595893839554.png (7.65 MB, 1242x2688, EFEE130F-3FA2-4EC8-AA7A-DBAEC7…)

Moving on from being Canyon though have y’all seen this? He thinks we are canceling him haha

No. 1013621

For the last time, Canyon…Stop posting your crusty-ass selfies. It's cringey as fuck and no one here wants to see them.

No. 1013622

Okay my bad. Someone fuck my girlfriend please

No. 1013623

Dude you are manic as fuck, canyon or not. And please sage. Your posts aren't milk.

No. 1013624

You said I’m Canyon. So now I’m Canyon! Ooooga booogaaaaaa(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1013626

File: 1595895723606.png (1.89 MB, 1242x2688, 8E58978E-B23B-4179-BD8F-96E619…)

No. 1013627

File: 1595895748618.png (3.07 MB, 1242x2688, E75B0879-F303-4D0C-B5F5-B54EE3…)

No. 1013629

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No. 1013632

Ok I've cracked the code:
Based on the battery level and network, you're the same person posting the selfie here >>1013620

So admitting that you were going to "fuck with us" you've posted these screenshots and therefore confirming, Canyon, that you've been posting your own shitty selfies in here and pretending to be other people so you could kiss your own ass?

Glad that's been solved.

No. 1013633

Oh my god this is rich. He must be drunk

No. 1013635

Lmao nice. What a messy bitch he is.

No. 1013645

Look at the screenshot in the background of this screenshot. That 100% confirms that it's his post here >>1013620
This is top notch shit, he's actually been in here posting selfies and pretending to be someone else!

>in b4 "BUT THIS WAS MY PLAN ALL ALONG trolololol" sperg-out

No. 1013654

If you go back and look over the posts in defence of Canyon (and bashing Tesah at the same time) every single one has Canyon's double spacing. Confirmed it's been him all along

No. 1013675

he just needs to get back with Tesah and get the murder/suicide shit over with.

No. 1013711

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No. 1013715


No. 1013719

Kek at the autist putting it back on us. Brains aren't something this moid was blessed with. Crayon, we all know perfectly well that you post your selfies here, and then proceed to compliment yourself whilst simultaneously bashing Tesah on them literal seconds after they're posted to your IG.

No one cares about you nearly as much as you're having fun continuing gossip about your trainwreck of an existence.

No. 1013723

ikr? that's just sad.

No. 1013735

File: 1595909780238.jpg (296.69 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20200728-140244.jpg)

He's not worth a screen record but just know his deranged laugh in the story before this sent me. He has no reason to be this narcissistic.

No. 1013779

It baffles me how ANYONE in existence could find this attractive.

No. 1013791

Fucking hell his face is fever-dream material. He must have been drunk or high posting all of these, nobody can be this retarded…Right?

The things he's said about Tesah in here >>1013602 (the latest one referring to her as Trasha) shows how horrible a human being he is; he doesn't deserve even someone as shitty as her. Canyon if you're reading this, you're a small-dicked, tiny-brained, broke-ass child. Get your shit together, please.

No. 1013836

I hope tessah reads this. He's a bigger cow than her.

No. 1013882

I can't wait for his posts being outed to be included in next thread description, that shit's juicy.

No. 1013936


No. 1013979

Imagine your boyfriend's constantly ranting and shit talking you on lolcow kek his ego is way to big for someone this ugly and greasy looking

No. 1014095

File: 1595977760406.png (4.21 MB, 1242x2688, 21C7E79B-3787-4A08-8345-E41F2C…)

I thought she was just hired at a bar? Apparently not.

No. 1014102

yikes, that tattoo is going to heal horribly from all the makeup she'll be caking on it, especially if she gets it and has to have it covered up for several hours a day. luckily for her it's already faded to shit.

No. 1014109

>I'm here for the job interview

No. 1014153


When were face tattoos suddenly A Thing? A tattoo artist I know said there was no way a reputable artist would tattoo someone's face or hands unless that person was already extensively tattooed or was in a suitable career. Face tatts = fine if you're Post Malone, less fine if you're aiming for an office job.

No. 1014210

When she says cover I hope she means permanently remove. Tesah's a shit person but no one deserves that thing on their face.

No. 1014214

File: 1595995406285.png (3.66 MB, 750x1334, 6471F661-2D47-4D5F-BBB3-955A06…)

K but can we just mention how Canyon made a whole ass profile being a sjw cuck calling Nick an abuser ehike gaining clout by white knighting suicide girls and defending a chick who falsely accused a dude of assault. This fucking dude made a profile “nickplugsyourholeabuse” and delete all its content and replaces it with a new name and his selfies. This fucking dude is beyond wild. He needs therapy. I’m sure after Tesah falsely accusing him of shit he probably realized he had fucked up by canceling someone when there was actually no evidence of nick punching Sophie, other than her fake ass picture with fake blood. These fucking people are absolutely tumours on this earth.

No. 1014219

God, hearing this retard preach is so trying. He's a bigger, more insidious cow than Tesah and yet somehow just as dumb.
>Black people getting killed left a right
I hope he's talking about the issues within the community and not just the comparitively small instances of police brutality. I'm sick of tards not addressing the real statistics because ACAB is a convenient scapegoat.

>This fucking dude made a profile “nickplugsyourholeabuse” and delete all its content and replaces it with a new name and his selfies

Omg wot? I started lurking him only because of this thread… is this the origin of his current account KEK?

No. 1014225

Fuckin hell, sorry I’m not a og canyon fan like you

No. 1014239

>Fuckin hell, sorry I’m not a og canyon fan like you
>Completely misinterprets my post
Who's equally as dumb as they are narcsessistic I wonder?

I'm not an OG tard wrangler, that was the point of the post. I was asking for clarification on what was stated in what I assume was your post here >>1014214 because I wouldn't have the faintest idea any of that transpired. Holy shit reading comprehension isn't your strong suit.

No. 1014394

This thread is a mess. 50% canyon’s posts, 40% stalker stripper’s posts, 100% mental illness.

No. 1014770

Very true anon. I still haven't gotten a response to >>1014219, I must have been trying to have a conversation with one of the bpdfags. I assume it's bullshit at this point.

No. 1015028

File: 1596163518728.jpg (307.59 KB, 1075x1910, 20200730_214442.jpg)

She hasn't figured out that you can't be a total e-thot on TikTok yet

No. 1015035

lol did she misspell her own OF username ..

No. 1015051

File: 1596171117759.jpeg (489.59 KB, 1223x2077, 3B301EF9-F795-4762-B302-D46D8D…)

Another name change

No. 1015110

I personally hate Canyon
When I was about 26 was engaged to the love of my life and I loved her more than anything
She cheated on me with canyon in her car as if I never existed
I reached out to him to tell him what he’s done and he just laughed and said that she was a hoe and then blocked me with no respect at all. And then 2 years later I start dating this other chick that of course knows canyon and I caught her trying to flirt with him on Facebook. Canyon needs to be stopped and this page is perfect!

No. 1015112

And from hearsay around he apparently has ruined lots of relationships and even marriages. Like how fucked up do you have to be to ruin someone’s marriage
This face tattoo’d punk is going to get his soon. My friends already want to fight him

No. 1015113

lol literally no one cares about canyon. hes not milky, hes not hot, hes just some crazy face tattooed loser. Please stop with the crazy self posting trying to make yourself sound milky or interesting.

No. 1015114

Much as I'd love to see a livestream of this schmuck getting owned, I find it very hard to believe any girls who are not insane would be attracted to him, so if this is a true story, you should probably consider yourself fortunate.

No. 1015117

Yeah I broke up with her after that,, he’s definitely not hot. I felt sick after I found out she cheated on me with him because he’s gross

No. 1015120

can other topics than Tesah pleass be banned? I come here for her not some nobody ex. he can try to start a nee thread of himself if he wants to.

No. 1015124

At this point canyon is more cringe than her

No. 1015127

he's also boring af.
but okay, make a thread for him then.

No. 1015133

If this is true (reeks of bullshit) then take comfort in the fact that Canyon got cucked by Dahvie Vanity, and he's got a tiny dick so the sex was probably shit.
>>1015127 a thread dedicated to Canyon would be boring as fuck. The most entertaining thing about him was him accidentally outing his self-posts all over the thread. It would be filled with comments of him trying to make himself look good. He craves the attention and his own thread.

No. 1015140

That actually does make me feel better. Just fuck canyon in general. I don’t know much about this tessa chick but there’s a canyon troll account on Facebook and someone posted this thread in there so I came in

No. 1015144

Go attempt to moderate discussion elsewhere. Crayon's relevant here, and not worthy of his own thread.

No. 1015150

>Canyon troll account
Post screenshots or gtfo- I keep hearing about these accounts and pages dedicated to this faggot but see no evidence of it. No evidence = Canyon self posting again. Does anyone remember that this is a fucking image board.

No. 1015151

I think he’s just mad because he’s aging and getting fat now. Go look at his story

No. 1015153

File: 1596205660533.jpeg (627.04 KB, 1242x930, B2DF713E-AF66-47ED-B3E4-719D9F…)

Here’s one I need to find the other

No. 1015154

>go look at his story
OR you could post the screenshot, retard. I'm not going to the effort of finding some irrelevant faggot's Instagram page.

No. 1015156

File: 1596205815277.jpeg (482.94 KB, 1242x858, 881D9B3E-7CCF-4F69-9170-3B2A7D…)

Here’s the other

No. 1015160

Ya so I was a member of one of these groups. Canyon set these up himself to try and go viral/be a meme. No milk here.

No. 1015161

Fuck off canyon no one wants to join your group. You're irrelevant

No. 1015164

You asked for screenshots I didn’t know canyon made those I just know they are there

No. 1015165

He's looking for viral cringe attention. He's probably feeling really humiliated after he kept claiming he was getting big on tiktok and then his views dropped to nothing. Same with his facebook/Instagram. He's lucky to break a couple hundred likes. He's irrelevant and Tesah is doing so much better than him on every platform.

No. 1015169

The screenshots should be of the content in the page, which is private. Looks dry anyway so who gives a fuck really.

No. 1015170

What an attention seeker that’s hilarious

No. 1015173

Ah yes, the Danielle Bregoli approach. Everyone loves a pretty trainwreck. Canyon is more like cuck Charlie Sheen.

No. 1015233

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No. 1015235

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No. 1015238

Obvious bait.

No. 1015239

File: 1596221850804.jpg (449.55 KB, 1080x1605, 20200731_145517.jpg)

Tesah posted this last night, looks like they're still together

No. 1015262

File: 1596224972075.jpg (237.86 KB, 720x670, 20200731_204827.jpg)

Just when you think it couldn't get any worse…Tesah, what have you done?!

No. 1015267


She’s so fucking pathetically desperate to be just like her gross ass bf

No. 1015275

Stop with the ugly tattoos and go get therapy you wine loving drunk. She bitches she has no money for anything. She's so broke. Bullshit lies. Tattoos cost money. Maybe save it for therapy.

No. 1015276

Someone should drop Box her freak out videos to her new boss.(cowtipping suggestion)

No. 1015283

But one question for real tho , how tf the new tattoos are not even covered up with anything isn’t that so unsanitary ?

No. 1015290

File: 1596227942212.png (6.41 MB, 1242x2688, B7BE0E23-9592-43E9-8BCB-B22FF9…)

Is this normal?

No. 1015301

could you imagine being so obsessed with tesah you stalk her like that lol(namefag)

No. 1015310

File: 1596232390605.jpeg (835.02 KB, 1125x1919, 41D86B1A-6680-4707-8A6F-3AC2F6…)

So we shouldn’t expect anymore episodes from her right?! She got new tattoos, she’s totally cured of mental illness now.

No. 1015312

yeah, you're gonna bleed a lot when getting tattooed in areas where you're more boney, so the chest, shoulders, ribcage, etc. i bleed a good amount when i got my back piece started.

No. 1015336

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No. 1015338

File: 1596240332142.png (294.93 KB, 425x673, 1596227942212~2.png)

What's going on here? It looks like a person wearing some sort of black cat Halloween t-shirt.

No. 1015339

So I'm guessing tessah didn't get the job. Or else why post a "how to cover up a face tattoo for a job interview" video.. then get another face tattoo. Good god they are such a failure as a couple! We have pillsbury cuckboy and his juggalo hoe.

No. 1015342

File: 1596240729713.jpeg (529.97 KB, 1242x2556, 28837E2D-2BAF-499B-A950-0E1C78…)

He posted this shortly after

No. 1015347

i'm guessing it's supposed to be someone in shibari, but it's so poorly done and contrasted that it doesn't show well at all.

No. 1015356

Viral? She was semi known for fucking pedo boy. Her cuck boy never went viral. He's goldfish poop.

No. 1015359

Iarevyou serious? Canyon goes viral almost all the time. He has 2 facebooks. The canyon Monfrado one I literally always saw shit even from family members of mine sharing it. Canyon is an attention seek cuck but he goes viral. Don’t be dumb anon(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1015361

Again, gtfo canyon

No. 1015368

That legit make me laugh, gold star for you ..MY MOM SAYS I'M POPULAR!!!

Now seriously, go get your crack whore drunk so we can laugh at your 500th fight and "BrEaKInG uP fOr ReAl GuIz" post lol you simplistic fucking cuck boy.

And if this is one of his 3 totally not a stripper fans.. that's even funnier.

No. 1015374

I cant believe this guy is 27 and has accomplished literally nothing. He spends all of his time just trying to go viral on the internet, and he can't even do that

No. 1015407

No one has heard of trash(fitting autocorrect) or canyon until they kept bumping their own thread. He just wanted to get chucked by dahvie

No. 1015440

El oh fucking el. Loser! It’s so good tho pls keep posting crayon

No. 1015508

My fucking sides!
Canyon, you literally don't know the meaning of viral content. Your shit is stale, reused tripe and your lack of likes reflect that. Nobody be sharing your garbage, son.

No. 1015510

Samefagging but forgot to mention how quickly the thread turned back to Crayon- he can't stand that this is Tesahs thread and is desperate to keep the discussion going about himself.

No. 1015518

Dudes so fucking desperate to be famous that he’s probably only dealing with tesahs crack head ass because she has way more followers than he does. Probably enables all her freak outs cause of all the attention he gets. Two fucking idiots

No. 1015531

They make cringey little dick porn on OF. Lurk more.

No. 1015533

Serious question but do they do anything else apart from sitting in their own thread waiting to passive agressively respond to literal anonymous strangers? Talk about attention starved kek.

No. 1015534

I'm humbled by the implication I wanted to be reminded of that.

No. 1015541

>>Facebook group posted above barely has 100 members


No. 1015542

Canyon just stfu you ugly greasy ass looking idiot.

No. 1015549

I thought the same, honestly. if it wasn't for her, he would be an even bigger nobody and not even we would give him attention. he has to stick with her.

and she is way to crazy to find anyone else. especially after she branded herself with that ugly cloud on her face.

No. 1015552

She got supernatural tattoo’d on her face in the same spot canyon has ‘haunted’ lol

No. 1015553

When will admin mark this short dick loser's posts??

No. 1015555

Yes, Tessah sleeps with men for rent money and Cuckyon Alfredo watches from the closet while furiously masterbating/crying.

Then they hop online brag about their totes glam rockstar life.

No. 1015556

I’m so sick and tired of canyons posts showing up on my feed everywhere even when I block him asshole screenshot his shit I’m just waiting for his Xanax overdose

No. 1015560

Learn to fucking sage, and his posts don't show up anywhere, he isn't relevant enough. Noone cares about him save for us, and we just like to make fun of him and his manic crack whore.

No. 1015707

This is my first time commenting, so forgive me if i didn't do this right lol
But I find it HYSTERICAL that tesah has supernatural in the same spot canyon has haunted lol wtf
No words can describe how idiotic this relationship is. Neither idiot is self aware from the amount toxicity and damage they cause each other.(namefag)

No. 1016180

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Here we fucking go again

No. 1016183

God, I think at this point this thread just needs to be deleted.

No. 1016199

Or remade

No. 1016283


No. 1016504

Crayon and Trasha: Desperate for attention edition

No. 1016516

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She’s cracking again

No. 1016528

Hard type this because Cheeto dust but this couple is toxic and irrelevant I’m gon keep typing bout them(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1016551

“It’s not my fault” this is literally why this chick will NEVER get better. Having bpd does not excuse your irrational behaviour, you either learn to cope with it or become a certified phsycho who’s just a horrible person.

No. 1016599

They’re both horrible people that belong together.

No. 1016627

They're both cracking because Tesah found out the Canyon posts about here here. That's why he posted this >>1016528, and his instagram rant about "only finding out how to post". She's rightfully devastated that he's been saying horrible things about her online

No. 1016628

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No. 1016630

Openly admitting to self posting. Nice.

No. 1016632

Ya but "all the other posts weren't me, I swear! Look: I only just found out how to do it!!! Plez believe me" it's so transparent.

No. 1016635

Admin should really mark his posts now. It would be so milky.

No. 1016637

Admin-sama, please, it would be hilarious.

No. 1016661

Did… did he just make it so we can ip flag his posts?

No. 1016742

But…I thought her face tattoos was a form of therapy & they were helping her????

No. 1016792

So based on this she’s probably taking hydroxyzine PRN which she’s right, doesn’t really do shit besides take the edge off. It’s prescription benadryl. If her anxiety really was as bad as she says, she would be on something stronger, but I can see why any psych/NP would be reluctant to prescribe her benzos given how much she drinks.

Also “not my fault,” dumbass only the truly non-functioning or drug-seeking are self-medicating to the point that they never have to deal with the emotional toll of a panic attack. You’ve gotta take some fucking responsibility and help yourself. Maybe start with not acting like a BPD psycho bitch every waking second.

No. 1016860

I think they’re both trump supporters.

No. 1016875

Nobody cares what you think, retard. Stop trying to create milk.

No. 1016880

What happened to her going to school, she was posting about her first day of class a couple of weeks ago… or the 1st and 2nd bartending jobs she had? Those tattoos will hinder so many opportunities for her now, it's actually kind of sad.

No. 1016891

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She looks like those bears you can draw on with marker. Pity you can't shove her in the washing machine and start again.

No. 1017406

She looks really bad :/(:/)

No. 1017548

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Anyone searches her name is gonna find out what she's all about. Her name is trash now.

No. 1017579

Tbh you just need to see her in passing to know what she is about and that's she's trash

No. 1017628

Canyon deleted his facebooks

No. 1017649

No one cares about crayon

Trashahs tits look terrible

No. 1017673

Fucking hell- her tits are rotten!

No. 1017685

this is some Gainax level tit physics fuckery here

No. 1017690

She always gets this crazy look in her eye. She is really unattractive. Canyon thinks she is the best he can get lol what a simp.

No. 1017697

Why not spoiler these???

No. 1017703

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Face tat looking like shit again

No. 1017704

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Looking at her face in the mirror while fucking a dildo

No. 1017713

Ahh her ass is terrible! I'll give credit to her for one thing…She's quite good at photoshop/facetune. She had me convinced he had nice tits and ass LOL

No. 1017717

Again, no one gives a shit about whatshisname. Tesah is bringing the fresh milk.

No. 1017745

Why does every sex worker mentioned on this site have a serious case of Hank Hill ass?

No. 1017755

That is the most awkward unsexy angle.

No. 1017759

Notice, canyon never sages his posts. He always tries to turn the conversation back to himself when we start talking about tesah. Pathetic fuck

No. 1017770

Seriously! Tesah, Shayna, Moo, Stormy… Maybe that's what makes them so crazy.

No. 1017813

That chest piece is a disaster. Doesn't help those wonky looking tiddies

No. 1018279

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Lol "bubble" its a literal clone stamp from manipulating pictures. What she manipulated isn't clear but her eye sure af does look wonky

No. 1018281

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closeup of "bubble"
Someone commented a drop on the lens? Too sharp to be that, what a joke

No. 1018284

Kek @ how dragged out and blurry her eyelashes are, towards the top left.

No. 1018292

Yeah, she accidentally pulled her lid out trying to lengthen them. It looks so insane. That coupled with the obvious smear she accidentally left on her hair this is one of her worse edits to date.

No. 1018342

Facetuning with two face tattoos more difficult than you thought, Tesah?

No. 1018901

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No. 1018945

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What the fuck is going on here? Her face looks all sorts of messed up

No. 1018952

Have you noticed in every recent pic she's attempted to hide her new supernatural face tattoo? Regret, maybe?

No. 1019000

What in the imvu is going on here?

No. 1019274

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I'm no expert on tattoos but that does not look good.

No. 1019320

So this tattoo is brand fuckin new, an open wound that’s still healing, and she let Oscar the grouch nut all over it

No. 1019419

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What a coincidence(not milk)

No. 1019549


gurl, moisturise!

No. 1019946

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…Can’t get over the awful choice of tattoos.

No. 1019977

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Back together


No. 1019980

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No. 1020045

God they're like Shay and Fupa on meth

No. 1020474

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Why do these 2 look like the embodiment of those cringey skull bed sheets

No. 1020507

This is such an incredibly cringy pic

No. 1020515

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like this shit

No. 1020572

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The comments on her post are fucking hilarious

No. 1020580

Does anyone actually give a shit about their relationship anymore? It's so repetitive and boring. Tesah is the true cow, this mid-30s looking edge-lord is not worth even checking in on anymore.

No. 1020763

Kek he didn’t even post her on his page

No. 1020780

what is it with cows and their ability to ruin fucking everything.
tattoo aftercare 101: do not let scabs form.

No. 1020795

I thought it was a beef jerky bag at first

No. 1020800

Shut up canyon

No. 1020813

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This is 100% her weird bf boosting her comments. Her last few pics have done relatively poorly (probably face tattoo related)

No. 1020818

Calling it too. The internationally autistic writing style, and fake account coupled with the desperation akin to those middle aged Indian men who message 100s of random women with marriage proposals on Facebook… It's almost too transparent kek.

No. 1020853

I don't think Kayak actually works. He just posts about her all over the place.
When is Admin gonna mark his posts here????

No. 1021326

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So I have milk.

Turns out "Monfrado is at it again" is pretty much just a tag group for a metal meme page. Also here's the both of them basically asking to be sued.

No. 1021363

No one cares canyon.

No. 1021389

Shut the fuck up canyon.

No. 1021415

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Lol this can't end well

No. 1021418

He can't seriously think he can get away with naming their band arch enemy-_______-(-_______-)

No. 1021421

This dude knows so little about metal that he doesnt know Arch Enemy is already a band.

No. 1021422


Also forgot to mention, for context this girl supposedly messaged canyon stating her bf is obsessed with him and is the one writing "lies" here lol on 2nd thought its prob fake and another attempt of canyon trying to pretend he's not the one writing shit here.

No. 1021440


Stfu crayon we know you have 2 ig accounts. Your blocked out the picture cause you don’t want people to see that you’re talking to yourself & making all this shit up. This site is pretty much all girls lol

No. 1021470

His IQ is lower than his self-worth.

These messages are clearly fake bait he's made himself to 1. Get us talking about him again (I guess you've got your way there) and 2. Cover his tracks to make it seem like he doesn't constantly post his own retarded content here.

Crayon, stop trying to be the centre of attention on a thread that isn't for you. There's literally nothing interesting about you.

No. 1021490

"You can sue the fuck out of them for defamation of character"

Literally only posts screen shots of what the idiot himself made public

No. 1021493

I'm actually not Canyon, I just joined the metal group recently after getting out of FB jail. Six degrees of separation and shit.

No. 1021511


Don’t know what’s cringier, ravine making a whole story up to cover him not self posting here. Or the girls on his nuts believing he actually has a stalker & it isn’t just his other personality. Notice how he didn’t block those pictures out

No. 1021542

But where are her onlyfans videos!?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1021546

This is getting boring. I’m just getting for their next fight.

No. 1021641

Obvious bump, retard. Were those really worth posting otherwise? You're so transparent, it's hilarious.

No. 1021685

Canyon please just stfu you ugly retard. Nobody’s scared of you “pressing charges” because all people do on here is laugh about you and your psycho gf’s train wreck relationship kek

No. 1021832

I didnt notice that actually, makes a lot of sense. What a dumbass.

No. 1022030

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Damn i thought they were a joke and drawn with marker lol
They need to fire that artist

No. 1022033

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His face is starting to look more and more like a 60 year old lesbian's. Wtf happened to him, he looks like he's made out of playdough

No. 1022034

all i can see is overly-facetuned present day bam margera

No. 1022070

Thats a heavy insult to bam lol

No. 1022072

>those nasolabial folds

Why does he reminds me so much of Kiko? He’s from that old Mexican tv show, el chavo del ocho.

No. 1022074

Had to look that one up, it couldn't be more accurate kek

No. 1022083

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Dude yes LOL

No. 1022097

Saged bc not milk at all but Tessah reminds me of Kiki Kannibal/Kirsten Ostrenga if she never left her scene phase, especially her with her weird voices on tiktok. In some of them she sounds just like her. All of her content there is so cringe worthy too, jfc.

No. 1022112

She makes TikToks advertising her OF and engaging in kink and then wonders why she gets banned or shadowbanned

No. 1022121

Eso eso eso!

No. 1022138

She is not funny even though she tries to be

No. 1022183

they're both so fucking ugly.

No. 1022214

Didn’t think it’s possible for him to become even more ugly

No. 1022232

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Holy hell spot the fucking difference lol. Are the mumps going around at the moment; those are some chubby cheeks

No. 1022298

Crayon before you come and self post your “haters” (you) shit talking your trash tatttoos- no one cares about your hurt feelings dude. Don’t get fucking face tattoos if you don’t even have big enough balls to stop whining for six seconds bc girls aren’t worshipping your weird aesthetic.

No. 1022323

Hey Crayon, I thought we were 2 or 3 guys that hate & stalk you??? Now we’re a bunch of girls who are mad that you don’t respond to us?? Which one is it?

No. 1022329

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Clearly the latter lmao. Dude can't even stay consistent. Neurosis at it's finest. They both get hard ons for detroying themselves and eaxj other.

No. 1022335

So is his social media feed full of people posting hate, or does he just constantly out himself as a lurker?

No. 1022381

Cute choker, I have the same one, from Spirit Halloween.

No. 1022412

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Says the homewrecker

No. 1022417

File: 1597336759190.jpg (608.28 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20200812-142111.jpg)

No one bothered to post the rest of Crevasse's sperg >>1021415 about us, he's really employing all of his brain cells in these

No. 1022418

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No. 1022421

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He then proceeded to repost replies from his gullible followers to make his fanfic seem more plausible. The rest weren't noteworthy.

No. 1022437

is canyon legit retarded?

No. 1022438


Lmao. Definitely am a woman. He’s so desperate to push this narrative that it’s not multiple people (including himself shitting on the “love of his life, only girl who ever loved me uwu”) bored on the internet laughing at the shit show that is their life together because they make everything public.

No. 1022441

Just look at him.
It's random but he's following someone who keeps popping up in the camgirls thread and occasionally selfposts, Darcy Nycole. Wonder how his emoji-faced other half would feel about this.

No. 1022445

File: 1597338906861.webm (2.34 MB, 720x1280, gayfish.webm)

>Darcy Nycole
That cow's got some hilarious shops since moving on from Harley Quinn to larp as Belle Delphine. Ravine clearly has a type.

He's some more autism, enjoy anons.

No. 1022467


I legit was just about to post this. They are two of the most delusional people I've ever witnessed. Tesz, no one fucking wants you besides crayon and your soy boys. At one point, I thought she was like ungodly beautiful. And now with the chest piece, the face tats, and overall a really horrible personality I think she's ugly both inside and out. I also love how she deleted all the negative comments on her newish post with babydick. Lol stuff was hilarious.

No. 1022468


Mmmm look at all that arm flab. Tessah really aged that poor boy. Lol I can't wait to see what trainwreck occurs in this season of their bullshit.

No. 1022474

That and all of the drugs/alcohol they use daily. I'm sure they're both coke heads. Tesah has admitted several times in the past to using coke

No. 1022479


Idk man, I spent as much on coke as I did on my tuition in college. This is straight up boozing. You know she can't live without the drink, and now doughboy is paying for it because his metabolism isn't what it used to be. The bloat, the loss of tone, the complexion. Just… yikes.

No. 1022482

Lol rode hard and put away wet. You have to keep drinking when you sober up and realise you're THAT

No. 1022540

Imagine being this fucking stupid but also having to lie about lolcow of all places for clout. This is literally TESAH’S thread you soggy nonce. I guess it was optimistic of me to assume you could read.

No. 1022609

That wobbly arm fat is fucking gross- He needs to exercise desperately.

No. 1022638

This dude looks like a fucking thawed catfish.(lolcow.farm/info)

No. 1022662

Did he lose a lot of weight? i doesnt look like it but that arm flab(lolcow.farm/info)

No. 1022722

I’m struggling to understand why he acts like he’s some kind of “Instagram influencer” when he only has 5,000 followers. As far as I’m aware, people only know who he is because of Tessah.

I also can’t tell if he’s so insecure/embarrassed about the fact that he wound up on this site that he’s trying to convince himself (and his audience) that we’re just “three random dudes” and/or “a bunch of women he rejected,” or if he’s genuinely dense enough to believe that’s the truth. Do you think that he knows deep down that we really are just a bunch of random girls who enjoy laughing at his circus of a life?

Also, I’ve never found either of them attractive. Maybe it’s because I hate that alt look, but they both look like clowns to me. Tessah’s tattoos really clash with her whole “cakey makeup Instagram hoe” aesthetic.

No. 1022736

Did she just forget about the whole Fallon situation-
When Dahvie finally rejectd her She joined garbagecore and started saying he raped her, then made her get an abortion…That then turned into a miscarriage which then turned into a heavy period.
Tesah was on everyday posting photos of Fallon's nose, it was bizarre.
The engagement ends (because of her) and Tesah is straight back on his dick. She's a home wrecker and the biggest hypocrite I've seen.

No. 1022782

You all a bunch of losers who don't have a life and love to make fun of people lives because youre too obsessed and lonely

No. 1022802

Yeah dude we sit on this page, in this thread in particular 24/7, refreshing every 5 minutes, waiting for updates, crying for more.

No. 1022809

Canyon you’re so fucking pressed and it shows

No. 1022814

It's not canyon you dumb a*s

No. 1022815

Valley’s 5000 followers aren’t even his. Dude couldn’t even start a new insta completely from scratch cause he knows no one gives a fuck about his bloated face. He had to take over a page that already had followers & beg people on his other page to follow his new page, but no one did lol

No. 1022818


Dear retard, please go back to YouTube.

I honestly wonder why aren’t the posts of fatface getting deleted since they’re just derailing the thread from Tesah, the main cow.

No. 1022879

mikey is such a fag the comments about his small dick must have made him butthurt and that's why he keeps coming here and shitting up this thread

No. 1022957

File: 1597432423678.jpg (294.64 KB, 1075x1909, 20200814_140653.jpg)

As if we didn't have enough evidence that she doesn't give a shit about taking care of her tattoos/piercings.

No. 1022973

That looks like shit ^ she’s cheap af

No. 1022984

You guys need stfu and chill out and leave alone. Why are they that important to you guys just for you bully them(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)