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No. 909749
Tesah Jordin/WildcatWitch/Tesah Vanover is a SW/dancer based in Chicago. She has a history of lying and manipulation and playing the
victim when called out, claiming that anyone who does so "must really hate sex workers". She is also a serial cheater,
abusive, and possibly a narcissist.
>"first love" was known pedo Dahvie Vanity>was the "other woman" while Dahvie was engaged to someone else; he ended things so she joined the bandwagon of people accusing him of rape>several months later Dahvie splits off from fiancee and they get back together; Tesah makes a post admitting she lied>they're still in some form of sexual contact to this day >shows off a picture of her ribs, saying that her "appetite is shit" (possibly ana-chan?)>recently got caught cheating on her boyfriend (again) whom she regularly made porn with on OnlyFans>ex-boyfriend fully exposes her on Facebook as an alco and abuser>she successfully manipulates him into trying to "work things out" but he still gets off their apartment lease and leaves for NC, kek>scammer; promises nudes in exchange for money and then never sends them>had a sugar daddy paying her rent>Posts borderline nudes on IG and then spergs out when she's shadowbanned or postbannedFB:
https://www.facebook.com/tesah.vanoverIG:
https://www.instagram.com/tesahjordin/OnlyFans:
https://onlyfans.com/tesahjordin(shit thread) No. 910020
File: 1577361358985.jpg (43.3 KB, 443x960, receipts 2.jpg)
Receipts from her Canyon (ex-BF)'s page.
No. 910021
File: 1577361406424.jpg (36.44 KB, 443x960, receipts 1.jpg)
>>910020Part 2. There was more but it was on IG stories that Tesah deleted once she sobered up from all the alcohol and cocaine.
No. 910055
File: 1577374537455.jpeg (483.78 KB, 828x1489, F20A6E22-0A20-454D-AFB8-FD608B…)
Karma’s a bitch, ain’t it, Tesah?
No. 910680
File: 1577469224371.jpeg (Spoiler Image,517.18 KB, 828x1336, 659D19D5-6B3C-4443-907A-600AAD…)
Guess who’s off post ban posting cringey nudes using her ex’s face as a censor?
She thinks they’re still together. She’s delusional.
No. 910758
File: 1577485199048.jpeg (797.53 KB, 828x1485, 038E4B44-3149-4C35-A16F-B9C3AE…)
>>910680Update: unless they’re just moving his shit, the BF is cucked
No. 910781
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No. 910798
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He’s a fucking idiot kek
No. 910799
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Replies to the insta post
No. 910925
>>910831I mean she also openly supports pedophiles and deliberately lied about being raped to discredit this other
victims and keep him out of the party van so there's also that.
No. 911043
File: 1577568459359.png (3.54 MB, 828x1792, 12CF7734-82BA-4067-9C65-9E56E9…)
>>910925>>910831Saging for old milk but here’s proof she admitted it. She took it down because HaRaSsMeNt
No. 911843
File: 1577751530652.png (570.69 KB, 828x1792, A9EAF690-55E3-47CA-A572-7B6C1B…)
Lying again on her IG story
No. 913161
File: 1578077177753.jpeg (Spoiler Image,678.51 KB, 828x1382, 61B98519-42BA-4F89-9C96-EE6AF0…)
Ana Chan shot still clearly visible
No. 915063
File: 1578455846637.jpeg (732.19 KB, 828x1391, 62228ABE-15BA-43F7-9EE5-B98059…)
Lol fucking cuck
No. 915578
File: 1578588699555.jpeg (615.26 KB, 828x1343, 4F82B3E7-1D9B-46BF-8021-7FE043…)
Cringe
No. 919046
File: 1579177005354.png (1.3 MB, 828x1792, 982D8908-D930-4D49-ABAE-398239…)
Sure Jan
No. 924271
File: 1580078360450.jpeg (550.67 KB, 820x1461, 991A08BD-BE31-4720-BECA-3D66D4…)
Looks like Canyon’s FB is gone. More cucking rickety maybe?
No. 926515
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No. 926516
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No. 926517
File: 1580521180641.png (2.14 MB, 1242x2208, 3F7A9F78-3855-46A3-A440-6FFFC0…)
sorry i didnt get the username but this is all what canyon has been posting. super messy
No. 926518
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No. 926519
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No. 926520
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No. 926521
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yeugh shes so manipulative
No. 926523
File: 1580521425420.png (2.04 MB, 1242x2208, 13CCC109-F6DD-4472-BA62-A34BA6…)
No. 926999
File: 1580619839489.jpeg (429.73 KB, 828x1503, E4AFA5E5-7BAE-4ACD-90EE-573120…)
So much for “don’t accuse Canyon”
No. 927094
File: 1580641714656.jpeg (224.56 KB, 815x1472, 7ED5D549-C165-4F73-956C-2F198B…)
C’mon manipulation let’s get sickening
(Yes I’m a faggot, not the point)
No. 927104
File: 1580643153833.png (860.34 KB, 828x1792, AE8E6536-BF54-4020-86BF-7A4D7F…)
Oh shit
No. 927108
File: 1580643847725.jpeg (219.43 KB, 828x1440, ED2BF9E1-1F5D-4110-BF3F-C875EB…)
Trash might be going to jail tonight
No. 927362
>>927094How old are these people? They behave like 14 year old emos in their first
abusive relationship.
No. 927400
File: 1580677444223.jpeg (494.86 KB, 750x1183, 689EC8EB-14C6-4405-BAB2-8B892A…)
incoming pic dump. i also recorded both of their rants and i’ll upload them on dropbox in a bit
No. 927402
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No. 927403
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No. 927404
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trainwreck city, these two.
No. 927405
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No. 927504
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>>909749Aaaaaaaand Tesah’s threatening suicide
No. 927555
File: 1580699352879.jpeg (188.69 KB, 828x714, 2964D437-3771-40D4-9339-F50E97…)
Why the fuck you lyin, why you always lyin, mmmmoh my god
No. 927566
File: 1580703612459.png (804.03 KB, 750x1334, F747AFD7-DC20-401C-AE0C-D1B694…)
>>927473cheers anon, always happy to provide
No. 927829
File: 1580771830739.jpeg (320.8 KB, 828x1531, 3FAC7366-CD4B-429E-8C26-864FF5…)
Lol I can already tell this won’t last. She’s a massive attention whore
No. 928263
File: 1580856908137.jpeg (99.46 KB, 828x1510, 39DD8F6D-406A-4A9D-95BA-C1B992…)
Place your bets, people! How long until Trash says she’s pregnant in order to get Caaaaaanyoooooooon back?
No. 928481
File: 1580925005764.jpeg (80.74 KB, 828x1514, 2757354E-82D7-4E04-B1A6-3AF3B4…)
So much for being soooo sick and soooooo depressed. Half convinced Tesah is a Mia-Chan
No. 928536
File: 1580935783886.png (3.84 MB, 1125x2436, 7CC8ABA3-2AEC-477F-8997-23EF6F…)
Her profile now says “straight edge”
SURE Tesah
No. 928565
File: 1580940792684.jpeg (804.86 KB, 828x1521, EA230EB5-3B14-4208-85ED-808870…)
Cringe
No. 928821
File: 1580988337668.jpeg (277.63 KB, 827x1478, 2B9E1A62-2D9E-4B4D-9BB8-FC5FF9…)
Canyon is simping again. He’s referring to the club where Tesah works
No. 928909
>>928565Just scrolling by - this comes across as a memorial post. This guy only broke up with her? Or?
Also: remember to use sunscreen, folks.
No. 929057
File: 1581040250437.jpeg (693.4 KB, 828x1538, 09B6EFCE-AE36-4602-BF6B-260E0F…)
Guess who got Twitter?
No. 929581
File: 1581143152374.png (256.44 KB, 2048x585, Screenshot_20200208-002532.png)
Welp they got back she messaged me
No. 929710
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No. 932240
File: 1581723577306.jpeg (217.11 KB, 828x759, 22FF2D65-8165-4A33-85F3-E51240…)
Why the fuck you lyyyyyin pt. 28733737
No. 932242
File: 1581723666159.jpeg (267.13 KB, 828x817, 19495F18-F7A9-4A28-B22D-4C8347…)
Also Dolly 2.0 confirmed for Smash. When a new Thot Supreme rises, the old one fades away….
No. 933921
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Tesah is "out of town" which means she's most likely in Florida with Dahvie. Again.
whore. whore never changes.
No. 936676
File: 1582602139981.jpeg (Spoiler Image,235.11 KB, 828x661, D55592F1-F9BA-40E2-8221-4DEDEF…)
Hey stupid bitch, put 18+ in your bio if you’re gonna post porn.
No. 943256
File: 1583796880325.jpeg (662.06 KB, 818x1344, A2A981D3-7728-41E8-9E42-8AE3A1…)
Bonus round: Tesah basically admitting to being an anachan
No. 944372
File: 1583976775743.jpeg (186.35 KB, 828x1461, E8EBE370-33A6-49D5-9EEE-6EC0AF…)
Alright who cow tipped?
No. 945827
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This was in the comments of Blaire’s new video on Dahvie. The fact that she didn’t go to Chris Hansen makes me really suspicious that this is more attention seeking.
No. 946842
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No. 946893
>>946842what a fucking idiot…. incoming breakup. how many times are they going to do this dance before he leaves for good? like how many times have they broken up and got back together now? i lost count. what an
abusive cunt. he’s an idiot but she’s even worse
No. 946908
>>946842No sympathy for him. They are both adults and this is just ridiculous.
Why are they even posting this crap online?
No. 951307
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Canyon: "if she starts drama"
Also canyon: posts all their relationship drama and acts like that's not drama causing
No. 951343
>>951307Bonus points for Tesah breaking IL law and fleeing quarantine!
(Canyon is an essential employee so he's within the law, even if he is a cuck.)
No. 951359
>>951307How often have they broken up?
They are so annoying.
Just stay away from each other or stfu, Jesus Christ, no one gives a shit about you're
abusive emo relationship.
No. 953217
File: 1585850668530.jpeg (643.37 KB, 828x1515, BE468C61-A30F-4955-A7DD-BE93AF…)
Why am I not surprised that Canyon idolizes a predator
No. 954036
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Canyon would NEVER delwte his social media; his ego would never let him not get attention and "prove himself" with his 4/10 terribly photoshopped narcassistic abusive wanna be "goalz" gf. She even admitted to me on facetuime once that "only if shes bloated" she edits her stomach, and makes her eyes bigger and her boobs bigger. Shes dumb as f for even saying that, and shes dumb as f for thinking shes a victim. I got alotta receipts and follow me on ig instead im hotter than her and dont need facetune to be past a 7, lol. I got alotta shit on her. Im not even started yet.
No. 954042
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Should i say more about this tranny beat up blow up doll looking retard? I even make more sense than her when im drunk off my ass which is fatter than hers, jfc. Wish i had the screenshot when she said the girl "shouldve obeyed Dahvie and then she wouldnt be raped and he CAN SING" LMAO. She let her bought insta likes get to her fat face. Notice how on her instagram video she looks nothing like her pics? Plus she has herpes on her lip, prolly infected Canyon with it to keep him. At least her warts have some ass.
No. 954044
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Plus from a REAL non toxic cokehead stripper, she makes sex workers look bad. We dont "really hate sex workers" , were ashamed to say she is a part of our community. She has the personalityof a rotten toothpick and her vpice and her trying to be charismatic makes hitlers gas chamber look comfortable.
No. 954045
>>954042Saging for non-milk but I'm 100% sure the
victim in question is an ex of Dahvie's.
No. 954046
File: 1585980677210.png (3.21 MB, 750x1334, 595FDDE8-0E75-4E20-BFBE-2F12E7…)
Crap Canfraud deleted the pic but i got it, Trauma isnt Dahvie Vanity rejecting you with hotter girls so you make up a bs "abuse" story for sympathy/to deflect your abuse. Weird how Canfraud made a "anti-abuser" ig page yet didnt include his gf thats using him for clout. Bet Tesah's iphone got nails digged into it to when she couldnt get attentionoff of IG when she got locked out. Without instagram shes nothing and its funny watching her crumble without it.
No. 954050
File: 1585981134050.png (3.03 MB, 750x1334, 939C69A9-5891-40C0-BCF6-C1EA1A…)
Her face is a bigger fraud than her abusive relationshit. Her nose, Jaw, eyes, lips, everything is different how dumb does she think we are? In her fairytale filled brain she actually thinks shes enough for Chris Hansen to even notice her. Theres a reason why shes not on there if shes such a "big deal", her "story" doesnt have enough points to be legit/featured. She knows her reputation would be worse if he exposed her lies.
No. 956394
File: 1586442696762.png (4.1 MB, 828x1792, 14881728-DE77-4D02-BAF9-CCAC1C…)
LOL someone’s trying to expose Canyon.
No. 956397
File: 1586442880250.png (1.48 MB, 828x1792, 48AD3AC3-F51A-482A-964C-B422BA…)
He’s using this to promote his Twitter
No. 956764
File: 1586522955805.png (832.41 KB, 828x1792, F948CF55-9808-44D4-BC76-ABB941…)
Saged because technically not milk but Canyon is a special kind of stupid
No. 958419
>>958229"Where am I gonna go?"
Back to Dahvie seeing as you won't shut up about him ever
No. 958442
>>958428It’s so annoying because we know she’s lying and putting the credibility of other (actual)
victims at risk.
No. 958498
File: 1586848850636.png (2.33 MB, 750x1334, A618A746-994C-43E3-8338-3322B5…)
If anyone ever wants to feel bad about her “perfect” body; shes average like most people.
No. 958499
File: 1586848902053.jpeg (154.62 KB, 467x628, 0A7FAEE8-09A5-4DC6-A5C0-274E0E…)
This was the moment she realized; she wont be able to fake being perfect on instagram after the fight her ex-relatilnshit and photoshop after
No. 959316
File: 1586969991016.png (2.12 MB, 828x1792, 731112B4-0330-4C9C-8720-679C79…)
Sure Tesah. Dolly 2.0 confirmed for Smash.
No. 959378
File: 1586977711819.png (2.62 MB, 750x1334, 331CDCF7-44BA-4458-8D92-2380FD…)
She’s so predictable its comedy gold, this pattern of brushing her actions off is gross. Shes only using “create mode” to hide the fact shes in a hotel and to look like nothing happened.
No. 959929
File: 1587055230673.png (1.13 MB, 828x1792, DA465115-DFC2-43FA-98F0-1D03FD…)
Nice to know Canyon is still cringe even when he’s not with Tesah
No. 960557
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I couldn’t capture it well in this image but if you watch the story you can see she’s using hella filters.
No. 961500
File: 1587266674659.jpeg (390.2 KB, 828x1350, DE95EDAE-F1B0-4917-9DC6-600188…)
Lol, dumb bitch. This is how she lost her account last time.
No. 965383
File: 1587870959666.png (3.18 MB, 750x1334, 4679F80E-B8FD-40EB-8158-392897…)
So that’s why she has bangs. To hide her giant forehead mole.
No. 966370
File: 1588095488397.png (1.58 MB, 828x1792, DA8AD444-01E9-46D0-9E3F-0CF384…)
Ana Chan confirmed photodump incoming
No. 966371
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No. 966372
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No. 966373
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That’s all I got lol
No. 966977
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>Stop calling me a cuck! I'm the one who chucked him!!!
You're girl has an onlyfans. Get off of your high horse you fuckin beta. And let's not pretend it's a feat to steal a girl from that goblin in a wig.
No. 966978
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2/2
I like how she doesn't repost this one kek. This dude is a textbook d-bag.
No. 967584
File: 1588343445905.jpeg (606.35 KB, 828x1462, C0565FE1-EF1C-4AC9-A9A7-508F74…)
Tesah: “I’m not an Ana-chan!”
Also Tesah: -posts meal plan that barely cuts under 1200-
No. 967618
File: 1588348510212.jpeg (604.02 KB, 828x1510, B60C916C-47C8-4133-BD96-2AD2E5…)
Cringe daddy, never classy
No. 968355
File: 1588492532561.jpeg (197.9 KB, 828x1458, 905BCB4C-4474-4C2E-BE36-7F21FD…)
We get it, you have an ED
No. 969390
File: 1588693257384.png (3.32 MB, 828x1792, 1435DE10-261A-43B9-A22E-F0A6E7…)
Thought you were quitting stripping?
No. 969426
File: 1588697717102.jpeg (66.4 KB, 746x369, 3A9B1D7B-DB27-4149-B85E-689E5A…)
“Psycotic- but u love it”
No….nobody does. CRINGE imagine being 24 saying that and suddenly faking an ED just to try and cover up your photoshop with this “im underweight see SKINNY” card.
No. 969435
File: 1588698614453.jpeg (225.46 KB, 750x878, 915589E4-F92A-48B1-A885-D01346…)
And how many more identity crisis’ is Canyon gonna have again in one week for attention? He acts like a insufferable 14 year old emo after their favorite band noticed him for the first time. And now they both put “grunge” in their hashtags after getting butthurt/trying to attack a girl who used it first….weird.
No. 969900
File: 1588787741164.jpeg (709.89 KB, 820x1523, C444976F-91DE-4AEE-9B58-321BB8…)
Cringey half-ahegao selfie
No. 970298
File: 1588857723856.jpeg (565.66 KB, 828x1512, 98ECFF30-E662-459F-84DF-14897B…)
??????
No. 970475
File: 1588885712276.jpeg (170.4 KB, 828x1314, C73E8C35-F6CB-49E3-B24A-97124B…)
You wish …(namefag)
No. 970505
File: 1588891388865.jpeg (310.22 KB, 750x1103, 786C972A-21B8-4787-93A9-B388D0…)
He’s the cringiest type of Chad. This edgelord is way too full of himself and not even funny.
No. 970677
File: 1588911003416.jpeg (1.03 MB, 828x1496, 77BCBCDF-8DCE-4645-9250-51DBF1…)
She’s looking to date a girl now
No. 971262
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>has “psychotic but you like it” in her bio
>wonders why girls aren’t sliding into her DMs
>kek
No. 971372
File: 1589039664865.jpeg (486.98 KB, 750x1334, E6B8D823-A981-4C45-9FE4-D3A305…)
She should at least blur the background if her editing is gonna be THIS BAD LMAO. Even if she did….its that bad.
No. 971383
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Sounds like BS to me and just wants to turn tables now cause the truth hurts and so the focus is off him
No. 971576
>>971383why do cows always have such false confidence when it comes to shit like this? canyon, we know you lurk. no judge on the planet would ever take your case seriously. you can pretend it’s one man writing these threads, but this site has THOUSANDS of unique daily visitors every day and the majority of people using the site are women.
it’s not illegal, slanderous or libelous to make fun of you and your retarded cromagnon girlfriend. feel free to waste your money trying to sue some random dude though.
No. 971658
>>971383>>971576This whole scenario is questionable and it's highly unlikely some random scrote is sperging out in this thread. Also the way he has to paint himself as a knight in shining armor with the whole "I'm gunna break her fwee frum her
toxic bf" spiel is fucking pathetic. He tries so hard to be daddy but in the end he's just a whiny little bitch.
No. 972394
File: 1589217641729.jpeg (219.12 KB, 828x825, 92B6B88E-F5D9-4B63-A8E2-25447F…)
Looks like either Canyon went full retard and went back or Tesah is straight up delusional
No. 972697
>>972619But I thought she didn't have a job!!!!!!!!
kek
No. 972708
File: 1589260895062.jpg (420.94 KB, 720x1131, 20200512_061827.jpg)
His new facebook status is the fakest shit I've ever read (worth checking out for the cringe) Clearly he wrote it himself to boost his ego. It's pathetic really.
No. 972709
File: 1589261136767.jpg (420.07 KB, 720x1342, 20200512_062440.jpg)
EvERy GiRl WaNtS tO TaLk To YoU
No. 972728
File: 1589265617823.jpeg (182.26 KB, 828x693, ADFCAF53-D8F1-46A1-B0E2-BBF8C1…)
We get it, you like pussy
No. 972924
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Psycho bitch
No. 972963
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Because this isn’t totally fucking creepy
No. 973970
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Jesus
No. 974418
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Her eye is so wide and distorted too omg LOL. Plus, she really looks like this/those warps tho
No. 974419
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Of course she’d be friends with Tana Mongoose. They both photoshop rly bad, are hypocritical narcassists that are too full of themselves, and is basic/immature. They’re like the same person except one has money, botox, and at least somewhat of a personality.
No. 974424
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She wants to people to know shes on meds so bad she had to post this twice. Besides 5 times a day after only taking them cause the thread exposed her and she wants to be “better” so everyone forgets. She’s still a pos tho. Weird flex but ok.
No. 975616
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Bitch really needs money
No. 975617
So apparently Tesah never filed a police report against Dahvie like she said she did because there's no record of the report and it allegedly happened in a state where those are public.
>>975616NSFW that shit.
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No. 975838
>>975783I can smell this pic. The dick is unfortunate, gotta be a 4 incher at the most, also the bad trim job and sparse body hair is gross. This is content people pay for. Hell, even a dildo would have done a better job aesthetically.
Her Bewitched tattoo deserves to be mentioned as well, very kek worthy.
No. 976130
>>976126idk what this thread is about but
>he can literally get any girl he wantsKEK
No. 976197
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Whatever helps yall sleep at night(>tries to report pics of dick under copyright >proceeds to post said dick)
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>>976197Mods my sides are in fucking orbit
No. 976350
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There was a first settlement? Does this retard stop to think lolcow would have been taken down already over something as insignificant as posting onlyfans nudes?
No. 976356
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>>976197>>976350The timestamp is exactly same as when he came here to post his own dick. He didn't even pretend that he got to know about it through someone. He's too dumb to realise that anyone with half a brain can realise he would have by no way known his dick was posted here five hours ago and reported for copyright, unless it was him actually doing it.
What a galaxy brain. This is why you don't do meth, kids.
No. 976370
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>>976350ITT:
>They didn't like my tiny dick so I'm gonna sue them No. 976409
>>976376canyon turned out to be a bigger cow than the initial subject of this thread, there definitely needs to be a bigger focus on him.
honestly the more milk he douses us with, the less milky tesah appears imo. as of late, the only milk she provides are bad shoops.
No. 976516
>>976350Small dick dudes always get big mad.
I hope he actually goes to court lol
No. 977111
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>>976197>6-7 inches>thisDoes not compute. This boy should consider glasses if he really read 6 inches on the measuring tape.
No. 977665
>>954046>>954044>>954042>>954036Just read the whole thread. Big fucking KEK at the coked up stripper spergout. I just checked her IG, her edits are more obvious than Tesah and she STILL manages to look at busted. This thread is wild, I hope more greasy strippers dox themselves in a fit of rage.
>follow me on ig instead im hotter than herThe self promo and delusion I fucking can't-
>my ass which is fatter than hersI can't be the only one honestly having trouble locating it kek
Also dying at the multiple obvious unsaged posts she made after she was done namefag sperging. If you're going to insult someone's intelligence at least have a functioning brain cell. I honestly don't know who's more retarded, but I enjoyed reading this trainwreck.
No. 977864
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>>976409What was that about milk,
Nonny?
No. 977867
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>>977359Also Samefag but I was right lmaooooo
No. 977993
>>977786>>977787That's true, her filters/edits just look messy as fuck from my perspective. I'm sure she does have a better base to work with, but she honestly reminds me of Tesah so I wouldn't have been bragging… Her blatant narcsessism was astounding until I realised she actually was coked up. I feel sorry for her now tbh.
>She never told anyone to follow her She did anon, right here:
>>954036>follow me on ig instead im hotter than her and dont need facetune to be past a 7No comment on the above statement.
No. 978030
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Now back to Tesah…how can she think anyone believes this?
No. 978033
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God in every video she uses these forced poses trying to have curves…but she just looks constipated and is gonna blow her hip out. Shes barley moving for a reason lol(spam, samefagging.)
No. 978056
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>>978025Okay? Let's agree to disagree on that one. No one's using BPD an insult kek, I was using it as a means to explain the unusual behaviour. You're on the wrong site if you're touchy about BPD, clearly you've never read another thread. Can you stop so obviously WKing the namefag? It's
Very suspicious all the WK posts are coming from anons unfamiliar with saging or tagging replies. Now where have we seen that before kek?
>narcassism is now being thrown around lighlyNice try anon.
>Insults Tesah in every post, self promoting in the same breath>im hotter than her and dont need facetune to be past a 7>I even make more sense than her when im drunk off my ass which is fatter than hers, jfcThat's called textbook narcsessism, a lack of self awareness, and an obvious vendetta. Total cow material, you and Tesah could be twins.
>>978029If that's the case, that's the case. I'm only commenting on the evidence we have eg. Her profile pictures still found on her IG to this day.
Lastly this thread isn't about you Vendetta-chan, but I hope you've enjoyed what little attention we've given you. You've successfully motivated me to be less sympathetic, congrats. Let's move on because this shitty attempt at WKing won't fly here.
No. 978717
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>>978547>You’re probably fat, gross looking and can’t get laidKek
No. 979932
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She’s moving to NC
No. 980079
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Cause Canyon’s in NC. He’s really bad at hiding he’s going with Tesah…AGAIN. We all know even though he goes quiet to try n hide her.
No. 980648
>>980647If it's so awful, dont reply to the thread and make it more visible. It will die if it becomes boring and has less replies.
Listen, retard, it's simple. Everyone likes a trainwreck and it's fun to read about some dumb fucks on your lunch break.
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No. 981289
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Canyon got the rona. Im suprised the rona even went near his cringe ass and decided to stay in there.
No. 981796
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She def has Rona…even the Rona cant keep her away. As long as she has an accessory for IG it dont matter.
No. 981797
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Her fake tits looks like depressed squares made with hard penis skin…Anything to make up for a flat ass and no curves tho, right? And her editing is depressing.
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Didn't she just move there? Jesus Christ their relationship is a joke
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Left without comment
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No. 984782
>>984684Irishfag but you know damn well it still gave me whiplash similar to the Amanda Seyfried lolcow saga
>>984747I don't like tesah and can't stand her piss poor predictable bpd-esque behaviour, but this guy is such a fucking asshole who loves playing the victimised guy by crazy gf card. Just fucking distance yourself and stop airing it out on social media, making sure everyone else as well as herself knows that she's unstable. He's just absolutely flaming her by constantly posting how much of an unbelievable master manipulator puppeteer psychopath he thinks she is
No. 984803
>>984782Another Irishfag- Cher Lloyd was my favourite xfactor star, I'm so disappointed in her.
He's loving the attention he's getting as the "innocent", "abused" boyfriend it's actually pretty sick. She's definitely a psycho but it's just as psychotic to exploit someone who is supposedly mentally ill for clout and likes.
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arrest proof but when i found it, she was released.
No. 984842
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>>984840No she is still there
No. 984917
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Still in jail as of fifteen minutes ago.
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No. 984963
>>984941thanks anon.
and holy shit this is the most frustrating thing in the world to watch. just leave dumbass, shes bring you down with her and she doesnt care. now since youve left all your friends because they havent reached out (probably because they cant deal with watching anymore) youll be even more isolated.
man if this isnt the cycle of abuse, i dont know what is. and now that poor fuckin cat is all alone and probably roadkill by now because its dumb owners were too unstable to look after it. fuck
No. 985550
>>985499A lot of the people (primarily on Facebook) are still kissing her ass because UwU SuRvIvOR!!!! As though she get a free pass for continued
abusive behavior because she was Sideshow Lainey for a few years
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No. 985714
>>985677Well this is stupid. Correct me if I’m wrong because I’ve only ever taken seroquel, but like… the medication will still work even if you aren’t 100% correctly diagnosed bipolar. Seroquel and Haldol and Lamictal don’t just not fucking do anything if you don’t have bipolar. They’re still going to lay you out flat on your ass, and half of those meds the treatment approach is “can’t have a mood swing if you’re twilighted out of your gourd!” In short: even if it is BPD the mood stabilizers are still going to help with her shrieking chimp outs.
But reading back she didn’t ever say what medication she was on, did she? I’m kind of doubting she’s on anything.
No. 985716
>>985714My tinfoil is that she was probably given something mild that she didn't take regularly, if she even saw a doctor in the first place.
These are two dummies I can't ever imagine seeking professional help because who has the time.
No. 985717
>>985714Also samefag but medication isn’t going to fix your life. You’re depressed because you’re an ana-chan whore with nothing going for you and no one who cares about you besides your boyfriend who wishes so badly that he had the balls to leave you. There’s literally not a pill on earth that’s going to fix that. YOU have to fix that.
I really hate this bitch. “Uwu I’m
abusive because I’m mentally ill it’s not my fault.” And whatever, Canyon’s a cuck and they deserve each other, but her cat’s probably dead and it’s her fault. I have no idea how that’s not a wake up call for her. Can’t fucking relate.
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she looks nothing like her selfies, her nose is twice the size she portrays it as.
i think her and canyon may actually have broken up this time. he is on the road it seems, and she is at her mothers. they havent been liking each others pics either. they also arent following each other.
what a goddamn shitshow. i remember the beginning of their relationship, they made it seem like they had the most perfect relationship that ever existed, made me jealous. then all this shit came out. just goes to show that people who project a perfect image online are compensating for something.
No. 988133
>>988109Show proof that it’s you, please.
FWIW you are the less fucked up of the two. She’s a nightmare. She should never ever drink.
No. 988180
>>988109Good for you. Glad you woke up and realized you can't save her. Sure, you are obnoxious, but not a bad person. Hope you are able to get out of this relationship safely.
Anyone else disgusted that she has moved onto being oh so uWu cute and non stop posting about her broken foot? Like she feels no shame after the fuckery she displayed last week and losing her cat?
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>>988117>>988154>>988180Imagine falling for this bait lmao.
>canyon u can do it ~uwu~How embarrassing.
No. 988301
>>988109Hey this is actually Tesah!!!
Anyone can say they are anyone on an image board so you’re a fucking retard if you believe Canyon would come on here and post like Tesah’s crazy narc ass doesn’t read it and wouldn’t go ballistic. Stop trying to force milk.
No. 990356
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Yeah right… We’ll see
No. 990592
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He’s slowly turning gay . Give it 4 more months
No. 991376
>>990592He looks so…unkempt.
Saged for unimportant opinion.
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And here I was thinking he couldn't get any worse, or look anymore like a SoundCloud rapper…
No. 991821
>>991815Most of them these days, it's not that unusual on clout-chasing social media.
Shurlloyd would approve.
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>>991815I genuinely don't know what's worse, Jared Leto's joker or this
>>991436 No. 997918
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Spoiler because she isn’t wearing much
“Haven’t posted much just moved into new apartment”
So is that in NC or?
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Yup. He’s back with her. “Need new furniture” and same interior. And lol at the condoms due to the Rona or Tesah cheating.
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Plus…kinda awkward how she ADMITTED to photoshopping her pictures….yet posted an edited picture..its blurry near the hips, arm, and basically everywhere lol like way to go with the irony, ditzy.
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And she’s drinking in the morning. Thought she was going to give up alcohol because “alcohol makes me toxic”
No. 999068
>>999061>Imo I think he's cuteFeeding his ego isn't going to get you anywhere anon, that monstrosity is big enough.
Although you're definitely entitled to your opinion, I personally think his tattoos make him look desperate to seem Gen Z/how do you do fellow kids, his mental and emotional capacity leaves a lot to be desired and his physical attributes are all so curated I can't help but think a) he's naturally a spud and b) likely to leave you for another man.
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Lol she forgot to edit her nose this time. Even though she slims it with makeup but adds facetune anyway
No. 1000616
>>1000596What's there to say? The pattern has become predictable and boring- they fight and post a load of shit about eachother and how they're never going back. Then she posts excuses for her behaviour and he quietly lets her get away with it. He loved playing the
victim but It's getting tiresome and he just looks weaker and more pathetic after every cycle.
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>>1001215>>1001277Holy fuck you're dumb as shit. Please go
No. 1001443
>>1001435None of us hate him or her. They are pathetic attention whores that cannot handle the attention they beg for.
You gonna get butthurt over us making fun of a trainwreck, or the dumbfucks that post it?
P.s. Sage your faggotry. Xoxo
No. 1001449
>>1001435Yeah, Tesah’s all of those things, and Canyon is too pussy to stand up for himself. You only get to be a
victim for so long before people stop feeling sorry for you. No one here hates him but he’s undeserving of respect.
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What a cuck
No. 1001927
>>1001897His… his hand
Tf is going on there kek I thought that was a scarf or snake around her neck. Shitty photoshop?
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I think they just had a fight on IG.. Tesah went live for about a minute and they were screaming at eachother lol.. live abruptly ended. Now all his shit says clownxdaddy lmao wtf are they pulling now
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>>1001941Jesus and she was full on “choke me daddy” an hour ago? Kek
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Samefag
>>1001963But they went from being out together 4 hours ago in this Snapchat. All I could gather is Crayons introducing randoms (which is mostly unintelligible) then Tesah is shown screeching "I'll/I suck your dick".
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To this:
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Here's the comments so far. Most of his followers are beyond done with their shit.
No. 1001986
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So apparently they have broken up once again?(newfag)
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No. 1002047
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Can you imagine going back to someone after you receive/they push an assault charge? Cuckius maximus
No. 1002049
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>>1002047The cycle never even varies. They fight, accuse eachother of cheating and abuse, he swears it's over, then they're back together.
The only variety was her getting actual assult charges that got dropped.
No. 1002100
Him and I had a brief thing back in 2018 but man’s got some demons. First day we met he was sweet and we connected instantly. Chatted a lot and he invited me to go with him on a vacation for New Years in Florida l (it was December we met) not to kinkshame but he asked me to tell him “I wish he was black” and then tried to buy my dirty flip flops cause he likes feet and he licked them… also he used to pay my friend to talk down to him .. anyway.
He is just as manipulative and insane. We’d talk on the phone constantly and he’d hang up if he felt he wasn’t the full focus because he needed the attention 24/7. Every other minute he’d “i can’t do this, don’t xomw to Florida “ and essentially end whatever relationship we had. Constantly trying to “test me” and then call coming to Florida… like every other day. Once he was mad that I went somewhere and I met my favorite artist at the time at a public park meet and greet… because how dare I be a fan.
Here’s some excerpts from text exchanges between him and I…
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/i1p7eb7jfmamto1/AABKseCZ4PAhVmnnv_JapJyqa?dl=0Idk the other girl at all.. so yeah this is just pop in to say “sounds like they both suck”
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 1002115
>>1001994Wow I'm happy you're happy anon, but maybe try paragraphs and sageing that blogpost/alog because you sound just like Narco kek. Not to be that guy, but I think a large portion of people in this thread would benefit from reading the rules.
Mainly all the incessant namefags before they inevitably get banned
https://lolcow.farm/rules No. 1002121
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>>1002100I couldn't choose from the cancer to post, it's all
so cancerous. I find it particularly annoying when he finally gets the response he was trying to provoke he's "too busy watching Sabrina". The cuck loves attention so much I think my vagina littler just shriveled up and died, yuck. This screenshot is probably the most telling of his behaviour without needing the rest for context.
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No. 1002232
>>1002219I think bloat is the least of her problems, lol.
it's insane how she switched from flirting with her own face in her stories to completely feral in two hours. she's truely unhinged and needs help.
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Here we fucking go again
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This is getting too old
No. 1002263
>>1002251 What if she like
Died
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Gone for the week lol
No. 1002844
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Tesahs back on her dumb I wuv u Canyon pweese notice me bullshit again. New video of her sobbing like a baby and being overall insufferable.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CCRI_hPhMrF/?igshid=1ohpcnlgccaqz No. 1003106
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This morning
No. 1003858
>>1003106how does seeing a hole in a wall and random bruises automatically make you think HE did it?
and obviously yeah you can't drink on this medication…how about you don't drink at all? Good god this girl is too much…some people need to have the internet taken the fuck away from them
No. 1005736
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>>1005709>>1005709>>1005702Post caps and learn to sage (write "sage" in the email field if you're not adding anything of value), this is an
imageboard. Though I think asking this of anons in this thread is pretty redundant at this point.
Anyway, here you go. Her stories atm are literally
BPD, for Dummies.
No. 1005742
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>>1005736Last cap to convey the emotional spiral
No. 1005754
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I'm assuming this is why Tesah is spiraling canyon got a new number and now she can't manipulate him anymore(emoji)
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No. 1005852
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>>1005757I wish that was the only story, it gets significantly more homoerotic after that. Big Sid the Sloth vibes all the the sound of Bon Jovi, you can't make this shit up. Btw Crayon is apparently moving to CA (and posting about it), idk if anyone already mentioned this but that's sure to get Tesah's knickers in a twist.
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No. 1005982
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Lol
No. 1006541
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either they are still talking, or she’s obsessing again
No. 1007615
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Guess who’s back together and bad at hiding it for the billionth time? He’s the biggest simp. Plus, Tesah deleted everything on her IG to try and cover her tracks.
No. 1007780
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Someone tell me this isn't real. Good fucking God, what has she done lol
No. 1007791
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>>1007780They’re back together, he posted this, the purple emoji is about “witch” on his face and the cloud and bolt is what she just got tattooed in the same place. Looks like her whole chest done too and he did say he was being tattooed this week. He’s officially the biggest loser I’ve ever seen
No. 1007809
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Shut the fuck up
No. 1007815
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This is only gonna end when one of them kills the other
No. 1007816
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Two clowns. 🤡 🤡
No. 1007828
>>1007809Unpopular opinion probably but I always thought she was enviably pretty. Now…
Oof. Really accentuates the schnoz she tries to photoshop into a button nose every pic, plus it’s fuck ugly. Face tats are tragic in general but at least Canyon’s “fit” him and the translation from his neck tattoos makes them less jarring in general. Hoe really got a big ass cartoon cloud covering her entire cheek. Abby Brown’s face tat looks better than this shit.
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Nice glass of wine tesah, wasn’t she not drinking bc it makes her psycho
>>1007828I agree I thought she was beautiful too
No. 1007859
>>1007809Why do these dumbasses always get them right in the middle of their cheek? It's terrible placement. It makes your face asymmetrical.
Figured she'd end up looking like a crack whore mumbling to herself in an alley eventually but this is so sudden.
No. 1007890
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Oh look more lies
No. 1007990
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Her unfiltered REAL face looks so different.
No. 1007994
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You mean it IS mental illness lol
No. 1008086
>>1008022Kek
She's like a mindless sheep doing everything that her current partner is in to. Guaranteed she would never have done this if whatshisname didn't have a face tattoo. She'll regret this so much once they break up again.
She's legitimately gone from conventionally pretty to a 0. It's really a shame.
No. 1008093
>>1007844>>1007844Seeing as this tattoo does not look as it just been done (I.e. the skin around it is not swollen, the outline is not red. Inb4 someone says that fresh tattoos are not meant to look raw, it's a wound, skin is going to look a little different around it) , it could be that she is done with wearing the wrap. The wrap is only meant to be worn for he first day (until the first shedding), it can get really gross if you keep it for too long, as it does not allow for air flow. Perhaps because it's on her face, there are different precautions? Also, touching a fresh tattoo is not advised but some touching is not going to get it infected.
In my opinion, this could be fake, I refuse to believe she ruined her face like that.
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This guy absolutely mogging the two of them
No. 1008118
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No. 1008716
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Sorry posted wrong pic
No. 1008730
>>1008716>But is she a bad person because of it?Yes Crayon, she's a terrible person. BPD isn't a free pass to publically humiliate your loves ones. Although you're more than capable of doing that to yourself.
>She feels so many emotions and has no control over themKek, that's why during a "breakdown" she has the clarity of mind to make up lies, post them and then keep them up for long durations. She's totally just ~in the moment~ guys. In the real world that's called being intentionally spiteful.
>100% the most loyal girl everWtf kek, everything he described is literally the bare minimum for normal loving relationship. They deserve each other with standards this low.
>My mum was the same wayWell there we have it, it's suddenly starting to make sense why he continues validating her behaviour. They both have deluded perceptions of normalcy. I can't be fucked pointing out all the autism in this post, it's possibly the biggest pile of crap I've ever bothered reading kek.
No. 1008743
>>1008737In the garbagecore days Tesah used to sperg out after Dahvie left her for Fallon saying that he made her get an abortion (which then turned into a miscarriage). I wish I had gotten the screenshots at the time but I didn't know who the fuck she was.
She's a notorious bullshitter and is a very dangerous person. Anyone who develops a relationships with her is putting their social life at risk. I'd be surprised if Canyon has any followers/friends at the end of this.
No. 1008789
>>1008781I dont think anyone would deny that Dahvie is an
abusive prick. They point is that Tesah exaggerated claims, made outlandish statements and then regretted it (I do think she was bullshitting) then went straight back to Dahvie.
She's doing the exact same thing again with Canyon- calling the police saying he's hitting her and then taking it/him back. I have zero sympathy for her.
No. 1008957
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Girls just like yo for him IDK. I wish it was me in this picture.
No. 1008964
>>1008955>tall>bad boy This 5'5" little string bean boy really came up in here telling lies.
Getting tattoos cause your mommy said "no" doesn't make you a bad boy. Getting cucked by Dahvie Vanity doesn't make you a bad boy. Don't forget we've all seen your lil pecker.
No. 1008968
>>1008957>>1008955The autism appearing in this thread is astounding. Canyon and/or Tesah stop spamming your selfies, you look like shit in all of them.
Btw where is Tesah's bellybutton in that picture? It looks shopped to fuck
No. 1009011
>>1008998>>1008994Fuckin kek but true funny no one defends tesah but if u insult canyon the thread is suddenly filled with comments white knighting him. I’ve heard from tesahs close friends he’s actually incredibly
abusive to her and gaslights her into like making a fool of herself so that her accusations against him are empty. Not sure how true that is but he’s a narc shitting up a thread to defend his tiny peen
No. 1009114
>>1009097Nah I’m defo not tesah and I think she’s 100% nuts tbh but I do have mutual friends and her friends believe her as canyons blocked many of them from her accounts. I didn’t believe her before they told me but I saw the receipts she showed them of texts of him pimping her out and attacking her for not making enough money etc of course this could be out of context but I was very incriminating (I’d post but would immediately identify myself as she only sent these to friends). She’s still a lunatic regardless I’m not defending that just crayon is possibly not as much of a
victim as he plays
No. 1009150
>>1009126Why is my post tagged you autist
>>1009115 it's not a "hi cow" if I only half seriously implied it kek. If you're going to minimod at least tag posters who are repeat offenders.
No. 1009283
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Tesah's comments are a mildly enjoyable read.
No. 1009446
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He’s back in the apartment. Canyon if you’re reading this you’re fucking pathetic and you broke ur promise to ur granddad and dad for a stripper who abuses you. Such a cuck, he’s a bigger cow than her tbh
No. 1009450
>>1009446He’s such a fucking idiot honestly. But I’m really not surprised that he’s back with her.
It’s actually a joke this relationship. This man has no moral compass, breaks his promises to be in the WORST relationship I’ve witnessed that isn’t on the first 48. Good luck canyon you absolute cuck
No. 1009682
Omg this obvious sperg got marked as selfpost
>>1008955Thank you admin-sama!
No. 1010048
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I know it’s still healing, but it looks so poorly done? Like a prison poke and stick.
No. 1010060
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this emoji seems to be her inspiration. she got a fucking emoji tattooed on her face. AN EMOJI. saying it represents mental illness. first, why would you want to display to the world your mental illness on your face? second, ive never seen this symbol used as a sign for mental illness…. it just looks a whole lot like a goddamn emoji.
my mind is blown. who does this? its so psychotic. its like a big warning sign for people to stay the fuck away.
No. 1010133
>>1010113I hate talking negatively about how people look. And honestly if she wasn’t so horrible inside her outer beauty would shine but it’s pretty sad to see how she branded herself with something so hideous. I don’t know what she’s really like deep down, but from what I can see she isn’t a good person. She is so deep into her manipulative lifestyle, and Canyon is the biggest cheerleader for this disgusting behaviour. It seems like no one has ever tried to put her in her place and teach her to be a decent human. It really goes to show how far being somewhat attractive will get you. I don’t feel bad for Canyon at all anymore. It’s pretty pathetic.
All I have to say about this tattoo is that it’s basically a form of karma. She relies so heavily on her appearance as her only redeeming quality and now it’s branded on her in such a tragic spot. She claimed she was going to turn her life around and that was the choice she made. That is probably the most tragic face tattoo I’ve seen.
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She can't photoshop her nose anymore.
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Looks like she gained weight now tbh LOL she looks wider than the pics she deleted. I thought her septum n shitty tattoos was enough to not photoshop everything on her body but…the shit prison stick n poke tat will now be a challenge.
No. 1010799
>>1010786>>1010789>>1010791We all know it's you trying to defend yourself, Narco. You're more than jealous, you're downright psychotic. If I knew you I'd be getting a restraining order at this point.
On the slim chance it's not- have you seen the vitriol and bitterness she's posted in the past? It's been far more than appearance she's gone for. Also stalking IRL is very different to online criticism. Narco crosses over too many lines.
No. 1010989
>>1002047Hey retard, no contact orders dont hold up in court if you decide to move in with the defendant. Why try to hold it over her after you invalidated the order, voluntary vic?
Imagine blaming your
abusive gf's dv episodes on drinking while medicated, and then drinking with her, while she's supposed to be medicated. He knows where these choices lead, now he's just enabling her BPD "outbreaks". Next username DoormatxDaddy or is that format dead?
And PSA, sage goes in the email field until you bring the milk, faggots
No. 1011021
>>1010989He lives for attention and he gets plenty of it when he can play a
victim. I think he actually encourages her freak-outs… It's like some weird munchausen shit.
No. 1011144
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Is this a joke
No. 1011243
>>1011221It would just be her talking to herself in unsaged posts
>>1011232GTFO
No. 1011261
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This cuck bothers me(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
No. 1011292
>>1011261Nobody cares what bothers you personally, Lexi
Learn to integrate into the site before you post
No. 1011343
>>1011222"pussy pass"?
i smell a filthy scrote
No. 1011346
>>1011343Female CSA
victim at the hands of her mother but good try
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>>1011346>CSA victim at the hands of her mother but good tryHoly fuck nta but that came out of nowhere. If it's not sarcasm hope you're okay anon.
>>1011455Agreed. His outside is starting to reflect his personality. Pic related, guy doesn't even try anymore. Why as a nearly 30 year old man does he keep making these weird ass expressions? I will say they suspiciously coincide with him taking Tesah back for the 100th time.
inb4 obligatory Canyon's hot sperg from Canyon kek No. 1011616
>>1011459Letting someone treat you the way she does will have you looking raggedy and haggard as fuck in no time. He’s truly let himself go. He wears the expression of self loathing on his face.
He can reclaim self worth if he actually gave a fuck about himself and found another girl, anyone would be better than her at this point. I’m sure if he was ever to be in another relationship he would very quickly realize that. But Tesahs an evil bitch and she knows she bringing him down and she LOVES every second of it.
No. 1011727
>>1011616Incorrect. She has BPD and i do not think there is logic or love behind it.
But i do agree, him looking like total shit is due to her abuse.
No. 1011987
>>1011985>>1011973>>1011972Obvious bait or complete retard
Gtfo
No. 1012082
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Canyon bullshitting again
No. 1012233
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Cringe
No. 1012484
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posted on tesahs onlyfans today. wonder who that is? fucking idiots.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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The physical cringe
No. 1013191
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Lol
No. 1013262
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Sage for nitpicking but tesah said on her story that she was “really good” at eyeliner, but this shit is messy as hell
No. 1013275
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No. 1013572
>>1013568If it was ever more obvious that Canyon self-posts. Get a fucking life, man- we know you're insecure about your finances (and basically everything else in your life) you don't have to come here and try to make yourself look good.
Also the house looks cheap as fuck, I haven't seen one piece of nice furniture that might illustrate that you aren't both living off Tesah's onlyfans.
P.s. Stop trying to make "Mikey" happen, it's not going to happen.
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>>1013605You mean like this double spacing after the period?
No. 1013615
>>1013607>>1013608Oof I don't follow this cow too close. I just know he a small dick that he posts. Guess it is him kek.
He should learn that it's incorrect to double space after a period. It's a simple habit to break.
No. 1013620
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>>1013615Moving on from being Canyon though have y’all seen this? He thinks we are canceling him haha
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No. 1013627
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No. 1013632
>>1013626>>1013627Ok I've cracked the code:
Based on the battery level and network, you're the same person posting the selfie here
>>1013620So admitting that you were going to "fuck with us" you've posted these screenshots and therefore confirming, Canyon, that you've been posting your own shitty selfies in here and pretending to be other people so you could kiss your own ass?
Glad that's been solved.
No. 1013645
>>1013629Look at the screenshot in the background of this screenshot. That 100% confirms that it's his post here
>>1013620This is top notch shit, he's actually been in here posting selfies and pretending to be someone else!
>in b4 "BUT THIS WAS MY PLAN ALL ALONG trolololol" sperg-out No. 1013711
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No. 1013719
>>1013711Kek at the autist putting it back on us. Brains aren't something this moid was blessed with. Crayon, we all know perfectly well that you post your selfies here, and then proceed to compliment yourself whilst simultaneously bashing Tesah on them literal seconds after they're posted to your IG.
No one cares about you nearly as much as you're having fun continuing gossip about your trainwreck of an existence.
No. 1013735
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He's not worth a screen record but just know his deranged laugh in the story before this sent me. He has no reason to be this narcissistic.
No. 1013791
>>1013735Fucking hell his face is fever-dream material. He must have been drunk or high posting all of these, nobody can be this retarded…Right?
The things he's said about Tesah in here
>>1013602 (the latest one referring to her as Trasha) shows how horrible a human being he is; he doesn't deserve even someone as shitty as her. Canyon if you're reading this, you're a small-dicked, tiny-brained, broke-ass child. Get your shit together, please.
No. 1014095
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I thought she was just hired at a bar? Apparently not.
No. 1014214
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K but can we just mention how Canyon made a whole ass profile being a sjw cuck calling Nick an abuser ehike gaining clout by white knighting suicide girls and defending a chick who falsely accused a dude of assault. This fucking dude made a profile “nickplugsyourholeabuse” and delete all its content and replaces it with a new name and his selfies. This fucking dude is beyond wild. He needs therapy. I’m sure after Tesah falsely accusing him of shit he probably realized he had fucked up by canceling someone when there was actually no evidence of nick punching Sophie, other than her fake ass picture with fake blood. These fucking people are absolutely tumours on this earth.
No. 1014219
>>1014214God, hearing this retard preach is so trying. He's a bigger, more insidious cow than Tesah and yet somehow just as dumb.
>Black people getting killed left a rightI hope he's talking about the issues within the community and not just the comparitively small instances of police brutality. I'm sick of tards not addressing the real statistics because ACAB is a convenient scapegoat.
>This fucking dude made a profile “nickplugsyourholeabuse” and delete all its content and replaces it with a new name and his selfiesOmg wot? I started lurking him only because of this thread… is this the origin of his current account KEK?
No. 1014239
>>1014225>Fuckin hell, sorry I’m not a og canyon fan like you>Completely misinterprets my post>FanWho's equally as dumb as they are narcsessistic I wonder?
I'm not an OG tard wrangler, that was the point of the post. I was asking for clarification on what was stated in what I assume was your post here
>>1014214 because I wouldn't have the faintest idea any of that transpired. Holy shit reading comprehension isn't your strong suit.
No. 1014770
>>1014394Very true anon. I still haven't gotten a response to
>>1014219, I must have been trying to have a conversation with one of the bpdfags. I assume it's bullshit at this point.
No. 1015028
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She hasn't figured out that you can't be a total e-thot on TikTok yet
No. 1015051
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Another name change
No. 1015127
>>1015124he's also boring af.
but okay, make a thread for him then.
No. 1015133
>>1015110If this is true (reeks of bullshit) then take comfort in the fact that Canyon got cucked by Dahvie Vanity, and he's got a tiny dick so the sex was probably shit.
>>1015127 a thread dedicated to Canyon would be boring as fuck. The most entertaining thing about him was him accidentally outing his self-posts all over the thread. It would be filled with comments of him trying to make himself look good. He craves the attention and his own thread.
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>>1015150Here’s one I need to find the other
No. 1015156
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>>1015154Here’s the other
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No. 1015238
>>1015233>>1015235Obvious bait.
Yawn.
No. 1015239
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Tesah posted this last night, looks like they're still together
No. 1015262
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Just when you think it couldn't get any worse…Tesah, what have you done?!
No. 1015290
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Is this normal?
No. 1015310
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So we shouldn’t expect anymore episodes from her right?! She got new tattoos, she’s totally cured of mental illness now.
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No. 1015338
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>>1015290What's going on here? It looks like a person wearing some sort of black cat Halloween t-shirt.
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>>1015336He posted this shortly after
No. 1015368
>>1015359That legit make me laugh, gold star for you ..MY MOM SAYS I'M POPULAR!!!
Now seriously, go get your crack whore drunk so we can laugh at your 500th fight and "BrEaKInG uP fOr ReAl GuIz" post lol you simplistic fucking cuck boy.
And if this is one of his 3 totally not a stripper fans.. that's even funnier.
No. 1015508
>>1015359My fucking sides!
Canyon, you literally don't know the meaning of viral content. Your shit is stale, reused tripe and your lack of likes reflect that. Nobody be sharing your garbage, son.
No. 1015549
>>1015518I thought the same, honestly. if it wasn't for her, he would be an even bigger nobody and not even we would give him attention. he has to stick with her.
and she is way to crazy to find anyone else. especially after she branded herself with that ugly cloud on her face.
No. 1015555
>>1015533Yes, Tessah sleeps with men for rent money and Cuckyon Alfredo watches from the closet while furiously masterbating/crying.
Then they hop online brag about their totes glam rockstar life.
No. 1015707
>>1015556>>1015560 This is my first time commenting, so forgive me if i didn't do this right lol
But I find it HYSTERICAL that tesah has supernatural in the same spot canyon has haunted lol wtf
No words can describe how idiotic this relationship is. Neither idiot is self aware from the amount toxicity and damage they cause each other.
(namefag) No. 1016180
File: 1596392785244.jpg (504.28 KB, 1077x1841, Screenshot_20200802-131509_Ins…)
Here we fucking go again
No. 1016516
File: 1596429944501.png (1.26 MB, 1242x2208, 2734AB61-C0D3-46FB-A0FF-4BE6F4…)
She’s cracking again
No. 1016627
>>1016516They're both cracking because Tesah found out the Canyon posts about here here. That's why he posted this
>>1016528, and his instagram rant about "only finding out how to post". She's rightfully devastated that he's been saying horrible things about her online
No. 1016628
File: 1596452017993.jpg (351.38 KB, 720x1263, 20200803_115310.jpg)
No. 1016792
>>1016516So based on this she’s probably taking hydroxyzine PRN which she’s right, doesn’t really do shit besides take the edge off. It’s prescription benadryl. If her anxiety really was as bad as she says, she would be on something stronger, but I can see why any psych/NP would be reluctant to prescribe her benzos given how much she drinks.
Also “not my fault,” dumbass only the truly non-functioning or drug-seeking are self-medicating to the point that they never have to deal with the emotional toll of a panic attack. You’ve gotta take some fucking responsibility and help yourself. Maybe start with not acting like a BPD psycho bitch every waking second.
No. 1016891
File: 1596491282382.jpg (212 KB, 720x929, 20200803_224535.jpg)
She looks like those bears you can draw on with marker. Pity you can't shove her in the washing machine and start again.
No. 1017548
File: 1596575584963.png (Spoiler Image,673.4 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20200801-153104.png)
Anyone searches her name is gonna find out what she's all about. Her name is trash now.
No. 1017649
>>1017628No one cares about crayon
Trashahs tits look terrible
No. 1017703
File: 1596586621865.png (Spoiler Image,4.81 MB, 1242x2208, D3BF57D2-3E97-41EA-8F40-277383…)
Face tat looking like shit again
No. 1017704
File: 1596586680711.png (Spoiler Image,2.65 MB, 1242x2208, A88338D7-6D8E-43F3-BD86-A4EE09…)
Looking at her face in the mirror while fucking a dildo
No. 1018279
File: 1596680909289.jpg (164.62 KB, 1080x1144, 20200805_202501.jpg)
Lol "bubble" its a literal clone stamp from manipulating pictures. What she manipulated isn't clear but her eye sure af does look wonky
No. 1018281
File: 1596680970939.jpg (312.5 KB, 1079x1121, Screenshot_20200805-202431_Chr…)
closeup of "bubble"
Someone commented a drop on the lens? Too sharp to be that, what a joke
No. 1018901
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No. 1018945
File: 1596790091831.jpg (209.87 KB, 720x990, 20200807_094658.jpg)
What the fuck is going on here? Her face looks all sorts of messed up
No. 1019274
File: 1596828925879.jpg (1.18 MB, 1079x1886, Screenshot_20200807-143430_Ins…)
I'm no expert on tattoos but that does not look good.
No. 1019419
File: 1596842747989.jpeg (331.44 KB, 1242x1228, 0543A2F4-B24F-4FF9-8EC9-8ADF63…)
What a coincidence(not milk)
No. 1019946
File: 1596922318326.jpeg (986.74 KB, 1242x1225, 3F65967D-6C97-4392-A696-A34E7A…)
…Can’t get over the awful choice of tattoos.
No. 1019977
File: 1596927240376.png (654.54 KB, 1080x1708, Screenshot_2020-08-08-18-50-43…)
Back together
Again
No. 1019980
File: 1596927444193.png (493.68 KB, 1080x1709, Screenshot_2020-08-08-18-50-49…)
No. 1020474
File: 1597008152213.jpg (751.07 KB, 1079x1621, Screenshot_20200809-161827_Ins…)
Why do these 2 look like the embodiment of those cringey skull bed sheets
No. 1020572
File: 1597023086520.jpeg (390.17 KB, 1125x1953, C0EAE660-0424-4B07-AAAF-37FCF4…)
The comments on her post are fucking hilarious
No. 1020780
>>1019274what is it with cows and their ability to ruin fucking everything.
tattoo aftercare 101: do not let scabs form.
No. 1020813
File: 1597078712062.jpg (221.3 KB, 720x1066, 20200810_175534.jpg)
This is 100% her weird bf boosting her comments. Her last few pics have done relatively poorly (probably face tattoo related)
No. 1020853
>>1020813I don't think Kayak actually works. He just posts about her all over the place.
When is Admin gonna mark his posts here????
No. 1021326
File: 1597169744572.jpg (586.4 KB, 1079x2093, Screenshot_20200811-131008_Fac…)
So I have milk.
Turns out "Monfrado is at it again" is pretty much just a tag group for a metal meme page. Also here's the both of them basically asking to be sued.
No. 1021415
File: 1597180687288.jpg (142.16 KB, 533x854, Screenshot_20200811-151811_One…)
Lol this can't end well
No. 1021470
>>1021415His IQ is lower than his self-worth.
These messages are clearly fake bait he's made himself to 1. Get us talking about him again (I guess you've got your way there) and 2. Cover his tracks to make it seem like he doesn't constantly post his own retarded content here.
Crayon, stop trying to be the centre of attention on a thread that isn't for you. There's literally nothing interesting about you.
No. 1022030
File: 1597275566917.jpg (576.14 KB, 1080x1258, Screenshot_20200812-173926_Ins…)
Damn i thought they were a joke and drawn with marker lol
They need to fire that artist
No. 1022033
File: 1597276201733.jpg (416.08 KB, 720x1354, 20200813_004850.jpg)
His face is starting to look more and more like a 60 year old lesbian's. Wtf happened to him, he looks like he's made out of playdough
No. 1022232
File: 1597314201871.jpg (458.84 KB, 1080x1080, photocollage_2020813112150348.…)
Holy hell spot the fucking difference lol. Are the mumps going around at the moment; those are some chubby cheeks
No. 1022329
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>>1022323Clearly the latter lmao. Dude can't even stay consistent. Neurosis at it's finest. They both get hard ons for detroying themselves and eaxj other.
No. 1022412
File: 1597336023140.jpg (152.85 KB, 1080x1892, 20200813_112447.jpg)
Says the homewrecker
No. 1022417
File: 1597336759190.jpg (608.28 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20200812-142111.jpg)
No one bothered to post the rest of Crevasse's sperg
>>1021415 about us, he's really employing all of his brain cells in these
No. 1022421
File: 1597336984722.jpg (280.05 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20200812-142051.jpg)
>>1021415He then proceeded to repost replies from his gullible followers to make his fanfic seem more plausible. The rest weren't noteworthy.
No. 1022441
>>1022437Just look at him.
It's random but he's following someone who keeps popping up in the camgirls thread and occasionally selfposts, Darcy Nycole. Wonder how his emoji-faced other half would feel about this.
No. 1022445
File: 1597338906861.webm (2.34 MB, 720x1280, gayfish.webm)
>>1022441>Darcy NycoleThat cow's got some hilarious shops since moving on from Harley Quinn to larp as Belle Delphine. Ravine clearly has a type.
He's some more autism, enjoy anons.
No. 1022736
>>1022412Did she just forget about the whole Fallon situation-
When Dahvie finally rejectd her She joined garbagecore and started saying he raped her, then made her get an abortion…That then turned into a miscarriage which then turned into a heavy period.
Tesah was on everyday posting photos of Fallon's nose, it was bizarre.
The engagement ends (because of her) and Tesah is straight back on his dick. She's a home wrecker and the biggest hypocrite I've seen.
No. 1022818
>>1022814>a*sDear retard, please go back to YouTube.
I honestly wonder why aren’t the posts of fatface getting deleted since they’re just derailing the thread from Tesah, the main cow.
No. 1022957
File: 1597432423678.jpg (294.64 KB, 1075x1909, 20200814_140653.jpg)
As if we didn't have enough evidence that she doesn't give a shit about taking care of her tattoos/piercings.
No. 1022989
>>1022984Ask Cameron or wtf his name is how many times he's posted here, talking shit about his off-again on-again off-again etc girlfriend.
Or just scroll up and look for self posts. He once posted his four inch peen to stun farmers into silence.
No. 1023270
>>1023163Davhie and Tesah were actually made for eachother tbh,they both cause more damage and suffering than they're worth.
I remember her obsessing so much over Fallon that she was copying her Instagram posts in a "anything you can do, I can do better" way. It was embarrassing.
No. 1024339
File: 1597679881689.jpg (317.39 KB, 1077x1913, 20200817_105756.jpg)
Think she's having some second thoughts about that eyebrow tattoo
No. 1024353
>>1024339That or she finally realized she can't conceal the knotty wart in the center of her forehead if she's showing off her eyebrow tat.
Someone else might have thought about that first.
No. 1024854
File: 1597719705008.webm (16.67 MB, 720x1280, molesperg.webm)
I'm imagining a thread where people actually bothered to upload evidence of what we're discussing.
No. 1024863
File: 1597720063879.webm (17.08 MB, 720x1280, molespergP2.webm)
Excuse the snoring in the background kek
No. 1024971
>>975783Circumcision really needs to stop being a thing
Both these people seem to have some major issues
No. 1025269
File: 1597776755009.jpg (376.04 KB, 1080x1896, 20200818_135233.jpg)
Diagnosing herself with OCD
No. 1025326
File: 1597784511067.jpg (393.5 KB, 714x1377, 20200818_215856.jpg)
Claiming relevance to the thread because Tesah fucks him: Davhie without his wigs on.
How the hell does she find this attractive kek
No. 1025348
>>1024863Clearly she is bothered, though, the way her voice trembles in
>>1024854I get it too, at this point she probably has a complex because I believe her when she says she was bullied for it all her life, and getting it removed would let the bullies "win." But girl here's the thing, you're an alcoholic stripper in a
toxic dumpster fire of a relationship with hideous face tattoos and no life now and no hope for a future. The bullies already won, girl. People get smaller, less obtrusive moles removed all of the time. It's usually less than $300. You're not going to miss it when it's gone, so treat yourself.
Reposting twice like a faggot. Typo and forgot to sage.
No. 1025358
>>1025348Lol I love this. Her forehead wart is the hill she wants to die on when her life already proves the 'haterz' won.
I was contemplating the shocking dose of reality this broad and her bf we're gonna get when they enter their 30s and realize they're completely unemployable trash because they'll be too old for porn (not that it's good now anyway) but then I realized the only way this gonna end up is murder/suicide with a shitty spotlight on dateline kek
No. 1025413
>>1024863"My mole means "blessing" "
LOL clearly, that's why you try so hard to hide it with your bangs in nearly every photo because shooping it out would be the more difficult route. By the looks of her mediocre porn, she probably cant even afford to have it removed. I love the way she projects her insecurities about it back on to us though. "Is this bothering you?!" No bitch, its bothering you and its pretty damn obvious but please keep up the charade. Besides, she has much worse things about herself to feel insecure about anyways. The mole is just the ugly little cherry on top. Such a blessing. Kek.
No. 1025829
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Anyone else think this font makes it look like it says "Bitch Daddy" lol
No. 1026020
File: 1597909732433.webm (4.51 MB, 720x1280, bitchdaddy.webm)
>>1025829Speaking of bitch daddy, look at him light up when he realises he's going to get social media attention kek. Saged because Ravine isn't worth the bump.
No. 1026203
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They got a cat.
No. 1026225
>>1026203Meh. Who gives a fuck. Post when the cat goes missing or is used in a weird animal custody battle. Right now it's just being used for attention.
Also 4 likes on the picture? You're an eager beaver, anon. Not suspicious at all.
No. 1026227
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I'll never not be amazed by how completely plain and damn near ugly this hoe is without 20lbs of makeup and filters.
No. 1026231
>>1026226Seconded. I care. Legend is 100% dead and it's 100% Tesah's fault and she does not care. Tinfoil but I've always believed she let the cat out on purpose, because Canyon loved and cared about it so Tesah effectively killed it to hurt him, because she's psycho and
abusive.
No. 1026259
>>1026231I wouldnt doubt that.
A psycho would go that far to get a rise out of someone
No. 1026294
File: 1597961990707.jpeg (933.53 KB, 1242x1467, C6EEBF48-112C-41E2-9F5C-A30502…)
I cannot fathom how I miss pets from years ago but they can just move on and not care and replace ….
No. 1026408
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This cat as good as dead their next fight, mark my words
No. 1026426
File: 1597976622328.png (31.08 KB, 810x487, 1.PNG)
>>1026408Not that there couldn't be other causes, but
>head pressing No. 1026445
File: 1597978389138.png (375.02 KB, 968x318, headpressin.png)
>>1026426Head-pressing generally only refers to hard objects like hardwood floors or walls. Pic related from
https://purrfectlove.net/cat-head-pressing/. Sorry for OT, I just don't want any anons to worry if their cats are little weirdos who like to sleep like this.
Blog but I had a cat who was a bottle baby at two weeks when his mom died. He slept like this and the vet said it could be attributed to being isolated from other cats so young and he never learned how to cat properly. Could be evidence of what
>>1026280 said.
No. 1026543
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This bitch loves to complain about her period and her cold sore break outs every month
No. 1026639
>>1026544oh shit
Anybody got next thread pic
No. 1026655
File: 1598028242130.jpg (485.5 KB, 1079x1924, Screenshot_20200821-114154_Ins…)
Can you stop admitting you lurk for one goddamn day
And I shouldn't have to say this here but no, I'm not Ravine
No. 1026663
>>1026655It legitimately seems like he is waaay more obsessed with lolcow than any of the farmers are with him.
I only scan this thread occasionally cuz I think it’s funny in a trashy way and Tesah is attractive to me (yes I have bad taste) but this thread is not nearly as active as Bitch Fatty fronts like it is. He grasps on to this thread because it’s the only thing available to nourish his weird ego, and it’s not even a consistent thread. Double sad because he bumps it himself via posting here or mentioning lc on his social media when he’s having an attention drought, which is often.
Pillsbury Doughboy over here is twice as embarrassing as Tesah and deserves to be the headliner of their next thread, provided we grant him his wish of the opportunity for more attention.
No. 1026676
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>>1026655Big fucking kek this sped is an endless source of entertainment. I only regret giving him the attention he craves
No. 1026681
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>>1026676>Trolling…That's not what I'd call ban evading to talk up your 4incher only to have us in tears when you went as far as to post it to
totally prove us wrong.
Minor exploits include: constant narrative manipulation and low quality fabrication of DMs to support your ongoing fanfic in which our genders and motives have changed multiple times. Crevasse is almost Vicky Shingles level of delusional cow, only he somehow thrives on our attention more.
No. 1026686
>>1026681cantilever beam, there’s only one dude posting here constantly. that dude is you. and it’s always obvious.
didn’t he post his own nudes upthread? absolute kek. imagine thinking you’re some machiavellian mastermind because a random thread is about to close. newsflash, crayon: we can always make another thread, that’s kind of how imageboards work. by all means though, keep obsessing.
No. 1026694
>>1026686He sure did it's right here kek
>>975783 then he proceeded to fabricate a low IQ story about how it was totally a ~stalker~ whilst simultaneously giving himself away by posting a story about it 1 minute later.
Did anybody notice he's still refreshing the thread? He caught anon a literal minute after they posted
>>1026676And kek at how he says "almost at 1200 posts" like it's some kind of achievement, or as you said, like there's finality to this shit. The circus ends when Ravine wants to stop attention seeking, until then I'm sure someone will make another.
No. 1026695
>>1026681kek x100.
The “This Guy” of the year award goes to Crayon
No. 1026704
>>1026702My favourite part of this entire thread is the nicknames lol he's a few more for consideration:
>Gully>Couloir>Coulee>Flume>Barranca>GulchAny my personal favourite Kloof
No. 1026819
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No. 1026835
>>1026751Is that true lol
I'm somewhat new here
No. 1026854
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She’s back to pretending like they’re the perfect couple again
No. 1027208
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posts this but then spergs about people calling her an ana-chan
No. 1027332
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No. 1027333
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No. 1027344
>>1027095If its so pathetic why keep checking back? Since you're above this lol
You and ur idiot gf are entertaining, like bad reality TV. Especially when she goes off the rails.
No. 1027404
>>1026681Canyon claiming lolcow is full of men kills me - its a pink and purple website you inbred retard. with a "girly talk" forum.
he can't process that jealousy isn't fueling our posts. take a look around bud, we like to shit on absolute losers on here.