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Tesah Jordin/WildcatWitch/Tesah Vanover is a SW/dancer based in Chicago. She has a history of lying and manipulation and playing the victim
when called out, claiming that anyone who does so "must really hate sex workers". She is also a serial cheater, abusive
, and possibly a narcissist.
>"first love" was known pedo Dahvie Vanity>was the "other woman" while Dahvie was engaged to someone else; he ended things so she joined the bandwagon of people accusing him of rape>several months later Dahvie splits off from fiancee and they get back together; Tesah makes a post admitting she lied>they're still in some form of sexual contact to this day >shows off a picture of her ribs, saying that her "appetite is shit" (possibly ana-chan?)>recently got caught cheating on her boyfriend (again) whom she regularly made porn with on OnlyFans>ex-boyfriend fully exposes her on Facebook as an alco and abuser>she successfully manipulates him into trying to "work things out" but he still gets off their apartment lease and leaves for NC, kek>scammer; promises nudes in exchange for money and then never sends them>had a sugar daddy paying her rent>Posts borderline nudes on IG and then spergs out when she's shadowbanned or postbanned
OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/tesahjordin(shit thread)
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Receipts from her Canyon (ex-BF)'s page.
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Part 2. There was more but it was on IG stories that Tesah deleted once she sobered up from all the alcohol and cocaine.
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Karma’s a bitch, ain’t it, Tesah?
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Guess who’s off post ban posting cringey nudes using her ex’s face as a censor?
She thinks they’re still together. She’s delusional.
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Update: unless they’re just moving his shit, the BF is cucked
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He’s a fucking idiot kek
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Replies to the insta post
I mean she also openly supports pedophiles and deliberately lied about being raped to discredit this other victims
and keep him out of the party van so there's also that.
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Saging for old milk but here’s proof she admitted it. She took it down because HaRaSsMeNt
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Lying again on her IG story
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Ana Chan shot still clearly visible
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Lol fucking cuck
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Looks like Canyon’s FB is gone. More cucking rickety maybe?
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sorry i didnt get the username but this is all what canyon has been posting. super messy
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yeugh shes so manipulative
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So much for “don’t accuse Canyon”
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C’mon manipulation let’s get sickening
(Yes I’m a faggot, not the point)
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Trash might be going to jail tonight
How old are these people? They behave like 14 year old emos in their first abusive
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incoming pic dump. i also recorded both of their rants and i’ll upload them on dropbox in a bit
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trainwreck city, these two.
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Aaaaaaaand Tesah’s threatening suicide
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Why the fuck you lyin, why you always lyin, mmmmoh my god
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cheers anon, always happy to provide
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Lol I can already tell this won’t last. She’s a massive attention whore
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Place your bets, people! How long until Trash says she’s pregnant in order to get Caaaaaanyoooooooon back?
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So much for being soooo sick and soooooo depressed. Half convinced Tesah is a Mia-Chan
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Her profile now says “straight edge”
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Canyon is simping again. He’s referring to the club where Tesah works
Just scrolling by - this comes across as a memorial post. This guy only broke up with her? Or?
Also: remember to use sunscreen, folks.
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Guess who got Twitter?
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Welp they got back she messaged me
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Why the fuck you lyyyyyin pt. 28733737
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Also Dolly 2.0 confirmed for Smash. When a new Thot Supreme rises, the old one fades away….
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Tesah is "out of town" which means she's most likely in Florida with Dahvie. Again.
whore. whore never changes.
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Hey stupid bitch, put 18+ in your bio if you’re gonna post porn.
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Bonus round: Tesah basically admitting to being an anachan
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Alright who cow tipped?
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This was in the comments of Blaire’s new video on Dahvie. The fact that she didn’t go to Chris Hansen makes me really suspicious that this is more attention seeking.
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what a fucking idiot…. incoming breakup. how many times are they going to do this dance before he leaves for good? like how many times have they broken up and got back together now? i lost count. what an abusive
cunt. he’s an idiot but she’s even worse
No sympathy for him. They are both adults and this is just ridiculous.
Why are they even posting this crap online?
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Canyon: "if she starts drama"
Also canyon: posts all their relationship drama and acts like that's not drama causing
Bonus points for Tesah breaking IL law and fleeing quarantine!
(Canyon is an essential employee so he's within the law, even if he is a cuck.)
How often have they broken up?
They are so annoying.
Just stay away from each other or stfu, Jesus Christ, no one gives a shit about you're abusive
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Why am I not surprised that Canyon idolizes a predator
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Canyon would NEVER delwte his social media; his ego would never let him not get attention and "prove himself" with his 4/10 terribly photoshopped narcassistic abusive wanna be "goalz" gf. She even admitted to me on facetuime once that "only if shes bloated" she edits her stomach, and makes her eyes bigger and her boobs bigger. Shes dumb as f for even saying that, and shes dumb as f for thinking shes a victim. I got alotta receipts and follow me on ig instead im hotter than her and dont need facetune to be past a 7, lol. I got alotta shit on her. Im not even started yet.
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Should i say more about this tranny beat up blow up doll looking retard? I even make more sense than her when im drunk off my ass which is fatter than hers, jfc. Wish i had the screenshot when she said the girl "shouldve obeyed Dahvie and then she wouldnt be raped and he CAN SING" LMAO. She let her bought insta likes get to her fat face. Notice how on her instagram video she looks nothing like her pics? Plus she has herpes on her lip, prolly infected Canyon with it to keep him. At least her warts have some ass.
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Plus from a REAL non toxic cokehead stripper, she makes sex workers look bad. We dont "really hate sex workers" , were ashamed to say she is a part of our community. She has the personalityof a rotten toothpick and her vpice and her trying to be charismatic makes hitlers gas chamber look comfortable.
Saging for non-milk but I'm 100% sure the victim
in question is an ex of Dahvie's.
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Crap Canfraud deleted the pic but i got it, Trauma isnt Dahvie Vanity rejecting you with hotter girls so you make up a bs "abuse" story for sympathy/to deflect your abuse. Weird how Canfraud made a "anti-abuser" ig page yet didnt include his gf thats using him for clout. Bet Tesah's iphone got nails digged into it to when she couldnt get attentionoff of IG when she got locked out. Without instagram shes nothing and its funny watching her crumble without it.
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Her face is a bigger fraud than her abusive relationshit. Her nose, Jaw, eyes, lips, everything is different how dumb does she think we are? In her fairytale filled brain she actually thinks shes enough for Chris Hansen to even notice her. Theres a reason why shes not on there if shes such a "big deal", her "story" doesnt have enough points to be legit/featured. She knows her reputation would be worse if he exposed her lies.
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LOL someone’s trying to expose Canyon.
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He’s using this to promote his Twitter
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Saged because technically not milk but Canyon is a special kind of stupid
"Where am I gonna go?"
Back to Dahvie seeing as you won't shut up about him ever
It’s so annoying because we know she’s lying and putting the credibility of other (actual) victims
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If anyone ever wants to feel bad about her “perfect” body; shes average like most people.
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This was the moment she realized; she wont be able to fake being perfect on instagram after the fight her ex-relatilnshit and photoshop after
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Sure Tesah. Dolly 2.0 confirmed for Smash.
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She’s so predictable its comedy gold, this pattern of brushing her actions off is gross. Shes only using “create mode” to hide the fact shes in a hotel and to look like nothing happened.
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Nice to know Canyon is still cringe even when he’s not with Tesah
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I couldn’t capture it well in this image but if you watch the story you can see she’s using hella filters.
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Lol, dumb bitch. This is how she lost her account last time.
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So that’s why she has bangs. To hide her giant forehead mole.
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Ana Chan confirmed photodump incoming
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That’s all I got lol
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>Stop calling me a cuck! I'm the one who chucked him!!!
You're girl has an onlyfans. Get off of your high horse you fuckin beta. And let's not pretend it's a feat to steal a girl from that goblin in a wig.
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I like how she doesn't repost this one kek. This dude is a textbook d-bag.
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Tesah: “I’m not an Ana-chan!”
Also Tesah: -posts meal plan that barely cuts under 1200-
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Cringe daddy, never classy
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We get it, you have an ED
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Thought you were quitting stripping?
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“Psycotic- but u love it”
No….nobody does. CRINGE imagine being 24 saying that and suddenly faking an ED just to try and cover up your photoshop with this “im underweight see SKINNY” card.
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And how many more identity crisis’ is Canyon gonna have again in one week for attention? He acts like a insufferable 14 year old emo after their favorite band noticed him for the first time. And now they both put “grunge” in their hashtags after getting butthurt/trying to attack a girl who used it first….weird.
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Cringey half-ahegao selfie
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You wish …(namefag)
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He’s the cringiest type of Chad. This edgelord is way too full of himself and not even funny.
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She’s looking to date a girl now
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>has “psychotic but you like it” in her bio
>wonders why girls aren’t sliding into her DMs
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She should at least blur the background if her editing is gonna be THIS BAD LMAO. Even if she did….its that bad.
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Sounds like BS to me and just wants to turn tables now cause the truth hurts and so the focus is off him
why do cows always have such false confidence when it comes to shit like this? canyon, we know you lurk. no judge on the planet would ever take your case seriously. you can pretend it’s one man writing these threads, but this site has THOUSANDS of unique daily visitors every day and the majority of people using the site are women.
it’s not illegal, slanderous or libelous to make fun of you and your retarded cromagnon girlfriend. feel free to waste your money trying to sue some random dude though.
This whole scenario is questionable and it's highly unlikely some random scrote is sperging out in this thread. Also the way he has to paint himself as a knight in shining armor with the whole "I'm gunna break her fwee frum her toxic
bf" spiel is fucking pathetic. He tries so hard to be daddy but in the end he's just a whiny little bitch.
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Looks like either Canyon went full retard and went back or Tesah is straight up delusional
But I thought she didn't have a job!!!!!!!!
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His new facebook status is the fakest shit I've ever read (worth checking out for the cringe) Clearly he wrote it himself to boost his ego. It's pathetic really.
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EvERy GiRl WaNtS tO TaLk To YoU
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We get it, you like pussy
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Because this isn’t totally fucking creepy
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Her eye is so wide and distorted too omg LOL. Plus, she really looks like this/those warps tho
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Of course she’d be friends with Tana Mongoose. They both photoshop rly bad, are hypocritical narcassists that are too full of themselves, and is basic/immature. They’re like the same person except one has money, botox, and at least somewhat of a personality.
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She wants to people to know shes on meds so bad she had to post this twice. Besides 5 times a day after only taking them cause the thread exposed her and she wants to be “better” so everyone forgets. She’s still a pos tho. Weird flex but ok.
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Bitch really needs money
So apparently Tesah never filed a police report against Dahvie like she said she did because there's no record of the report and it allegedly happened in a state where those are public.>>975616
NSFW that shit.
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I can smell this pic. The dick is unfortunate, gotta be a 4 incher at the most, also the bad trim job and sparse body hair is gross. This is content people pay for. Hell, even a dildo would have done a better job aesthetically.
Her Bewitched tattoo deserves to be mentioned as well, very kek worthy.
idk what this thread is about but>he can literally get any girl he wants
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Whatever helps yall sleep at night(>tries to report pics of dick under copyright >proceeds to post said dick)
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Mods my sides are in fucking orbit
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There was a first settlement? Does this retard stop to think lolcow would have been taken down already over something as insignificant as posting onlyfans nudes?
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The timestamp is exactly same as when he came here to post his own dick. He didn't even pretend that he got to know about it through someone. He's too dumb to realise that anyone with half a brain can realise he would have by no way known his dick was posted here five hours ago and reported for copyright, unless it was him actually doing it.
What a galaxy brain. This is why you don't do meth, kids.
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ITT: >They didn't like my tiny dick so I'm gonna sue them
canyon turned out to be a bigger cow than the initial subject of this thread, there definitely needs to be a bigger focus on him.
honestly the more milk he douses us with, the less milky tesah appears imo. as of late, the only milk she provides are bad shoops.
Small dick dudes always get big mad.
I hope he actually goes to court lol
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Does not compute. This boy should consider glasses if he really read 6 inches on the measuring tape.
Just read the whole thread. Big fucking KEK at the coked up stripper spergout. I just checked her IG, her edits are more obvious than Tesah and she STILL manages to look at busted. This thread is wild, I hope more greasy strippers dox themselves in a fit of rage.
>follow me on ig instead im hotter than her
The self promo and delusion I fucking can't->my ass which is fatter than hers
I can't be the only one honestly having trouble locating it kek
Also dying at the multiple obvious unsaged posts she made after she was done namefag sperging. If you're going to insult someone's intelligence at least have a functioning brain cell. I honestly don't know who's more retarded, but I enjoyed reading this trainwreck.
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What was that about milk, Nonny
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Also Samefag but I was right lmaooooo
That's true, her filters/edits just look messy as fuck from my perspective. I'm sure she does have a better base to work with, but she honestly reminds me of Tesah so I wouldn't have been bragging… Her blatant narcsessism was astounding until I realised she actually was coked up. I feel sorry for her now tbh.
>She never told anyone to follow her
She did anon, right here: >>954036>follow me on ig instead im hotter than her and dont need facetune to be past a 7
No comment on the above statement.
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Now back to Tesah…how can she think anyone believes this?
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God in every video she uses these forced poses trying to have curves…but she just looks constipated and is gonna blow her hip out. Shes barley moving for a reason lol(spam, samefagging.)
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Okay? Let's agree to disagree on that one. No one's using BPD an insult kek, I was using it as a means to explain the unusual behaviour. You're on the wrong site if you're touchy about BPD, clearly you've never read another thread. Can you stop so obviously WKing the namefag? It's Very
suspicious all the WK posts are coming from anons unfamiliar with saging or tagging replies. Now where have we seen that before kek?
>narcassism is now being thrown around lighly
Nice try anon.>Insults Tesah in every post, self promoting in the same breath>im hotter than her and dont need facetune to be past a 7>I even make more sense than her when im drunk off my ass which is fatter than hers, jfc
That's called textbook narcsessism, a lack of self awareness, and an obvious vendetta. Total cow material, you and Tesah could be twins.>>978029
If that's the case, that's the case. I'm only commenting on the evidence we have eg. Her profile pictures still found on her IG to this day.
Lastly this thread isn't about you Vendetta-chan, but I hope you've enjoyed what little attention we've given you. You've successfully motivated me to be less sympathetic, congrats. Let's move on because this shitty attempt at WKing won't fly here.
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>>978547>You’re probably fat, gross looking and can’t get laid
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She’s moving to NC
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Cause Canyon’s in NC. He’s really bad at hiding he’s going with Tesah…AGAIN. We all know even though he goes quiet to try n hide her.
If it's so awful, dont reply to the thread and make it more visible. It will die if it becomes boring and has less replies.
Listen, retard, it's simple. Everyone likes a trainwreck and it's fun to read about some dumb fucks on your lunch break.
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Canyon got the rona. Im suprised the rona even went near his cringe ass and decided to stay in there.
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She def has Rona…even the Rona cant keep her away. As long as she has an accessory for IG it dont matter.
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Her fake tits looks like depressed squares made with hard penis skin…Anything to make up for a flat ass and no curves tho, right? And her editing is depressing.
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Didn't she just move there? Jesus Christ their relationship is a joke
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Left without comment
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Irishfag but you know damn well it still gave me whiplash similar to the Amanda Seyfried lolcow saga >>984747
I don't like tesah and can't stand her piss poor predictable bpd-esque behaviour, but this guy is such a fucking asshole who loves playing the victimised guy by crazy gf card. Just fucking distance yourself and stop airing it out on social media, making sure everyone else as well as herself knows that she's unstable. He's just absolutely flaming her by constantly posting how much of an unbelievable master manipulator puppeteer psychopath he thinks she is
Another Irishfag- Cher Lloyd was my favourite xfactor star, I'm so disappointed in her.
He's loving the attention he's getting as the "innocent", "abused" boyfriend it's actually pretty sick. She's definitely a psycho but it's just as psychotic to exploit someone who is supposedly mentally ill for clout and likes.
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arrest proof but when i found it, she was released.
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No she is still there
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Still in jail as of fifteen minutes ago.
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and holy shit this is the most frustrating thing in the world to watch. just leave dumbass, shes bring you down with her and she doesnt care. now since youve left all your friends because they havent reached out (probably because they cant deal with watching anymore) youll be even more isolated.
man if this isnt the cycle of abuse, i dont know what is. and now that poor fuckin cat is all alone and probably roadkill by now because its dumb owners were too unstable to look after it. fuck
A lot of the people (primarily on Facebook) are still kissing her ass because UwU SuRvIvOR!!!! As though she get a free pass for continued abusive
behavior because she was Sideshow Lainey for a few years
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Well this is stupid. Correct me if I’m wrong because I’ve only ever taken seroquel, but like… the medication will still work even if you aren’t 100% correctly diagnosed bipolar. Seroquel and Haldol and Lamictal don’t just not fucking do anything if you don’t have bipolar. They’re still going to lay you out flat on your ass, and half of those meds the treatment approach is “can’t have a mood swing if you’re twilighted out of your gourd!” In short: even if it is BPD the mood stabilizers are still going to help with her shrieking chimp outs.
But reading back she didn’t ever say what medication she was on, did she? I’m kind of doubting she’s on anything.
My tinfoil is that she was probably given something mild that she didn't take regularly, if she even saw a doctor in the first place.
These are two dummies I can't ever imagine seeking professional help because who has the time.
Also samefag but medication isn’t going to fix your life. You’re depressed because you’re an ana-chan whore with nothing going for you and no one who cares about you besides your boyfriend who wishes so badly that he had the balls to leave you. There’s literally not a pill on earth that’s going to fix that. YOU have to fix that.
I really hate this bitch. “Uwu I’m abusive
because I’m mentally ill it’s not my fault.” And whatever, Canyon’s a cuck and they deserve each other, but her cat’s probably dead and it’s her fault. I have no idea how that’s not a wake up call for her. Can’t fucking relate.
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she looks nothing like her selfies, her nose is twice the size she portrays it as.
i think her and canyon may actually have broken up this time. he is on the road it seems, and she is at her mothers. they havent been liking each others pics either. they also arent following each other.
what a goddamn shitshow. i remember the beginning of their relationship, they made it seem like they had the most perfect relationship that ever existed, made me jealous. then all this shit came out. just goes to show that people who project a perfect image online are compensating for something.
Show proof that it’s you, please.
FWIW you are the less fucked up of the two. She’s a nightmare. She should never ever drink.
Good for you. Glad you woke up and realized you can't save her. Sure, you are obnoxious, but not a bad person. Hope you are able to get out of this relationship safely.
Anyone else disgusted that she has moved onto being oh so uWu cute and non stop posting about her broken foot? Like she feels no shame after the fuckery she displayed last week and losing her cat?
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Imagine falling for this bait lmao.
>canyon u can do it ~uwu~
Hey this is actually Tesah!!!
Anyone can say they are anyone on an image board so you’re a fucking retard if you believe Canyon would come on here and post like Tesah’s crazy narc ass doesn’t read it and wouldn’t go ballistic. Stop trying to force milk.
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Yeah right… We’ll see
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He’s slowly turning gay . Give it 4 more months
He looks so…unkempt.
Saged for unimportant opinion.
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And here I was thinking he couldn't get any worse, or look anymore like a SoundCloud rapper…
Most of them these days, it's not that unusual on clout-chasing social media.
Shurlloyd would approve.
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I genuinely don't know what's worse, Jared Leto's joker or this >>991436
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Spoiler because she isn’t wearing much
“Haven’t posted much just moved into new apartment”
So is that in NC or?
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Yup. He’s back with her. “Need new furniture” and same interior. And lol at the condoms due to the Rona or Tesah cheating.
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Plus…kinda awkward how she ADMITTED to photoshopping her pictures….yet posted an edited picture..its blurry near the hips, arm, and basically everywhere lol like way to go with the irony, ditzy.
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And she’s drinking in the morning. Thought she was going to give up alcohol because “alcohol makes me toxic”
>>999061>Imo I think he's cute
Feeding his ego isn't going to get you anywhere anon, that monstrosity is big enough.
Although you're definitely entitled to your opinion, I personally think his tattoos make him look desperate to seem Gen Z/how do you do fellow kids, his mental and emotional capacity leaves a lot to be desired and his physical attributes are all so curated I can't help but think a) he's naturally a spud and b) likely to leave you for another man.
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Lol she forgot to edit her nose this time. Even though she slims it with makeup but adds facetune anyway
What's there to say? The pattern has become predictable and boring- they fight and post a load of shit about eachother and how they're never going back. Then she posts excuses for her behaviour and he quietly lets her get away with it. He loved playing the victim
but It's getting tiresome and he just looks weaker and more pathetic after every cycle.
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Holy fuck you're dumb as shit. Please go
None of us hate him or her. They are pathetic attention whores that cannot handle the attention they beg for.
You gonna get butthurt over us making fun of a trainwreck, or the dumbfucks that post it?
P.s. Sage your faggotry. Xoxo
Yeah, Tesah’s all of those things, and Canyon is too pussy to stand up for himself. You only get to be a victim
for so long before people stop feeling sorry for you. No one here hates him but he’s undeserving of respect.
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What a cuck
His… his hand
Tf is going on there kek I thought that was a scarf or snake around her neck. Shitty photoshop?
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I think they just had a fight on IG.. Tesah went live for about a minute and they were screaming at eachother lol.. live abruptly ended. Now all his shit says clownxdaddy lmao wtf are they pulling now
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Jesus and she was full on “choke me daddy” an hour ago? Kek
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But they went from being out together 4 hours ago in this Snapchat. All I could gather is Crayons introducing randoms (which is mostly unintelligible) then Tesah is shown screeching "I'll/I suck your dick".
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Here's the comments so far. Most of his followers are beyond done with their shit.
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So apparently they have broken up once again?(newfag)
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Can you imagine going back to someone after you receive/they push an assault charge? Cuckius maximus
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The cycle never even varies. They fight, accuse eachother of cheating and abuse, he swears it's over, then they're back together.
The only variety was her getting actual assult charges that got dropped.
Him and I had a brief thing back in 2018 but man’s got some demons. First day we met he was sweet and we connected instantly. Chatted a lot and he invited me to go with him on a vacation for New Years in Florida l (it was December we met) not to kinkshame but he asked me to tell him “I wish he was black” and then tried to buy my dirty flip flops cause he likes feet and he licked them… also he used to pay my friend to talk down to him .. anyway.
He is just as manipulative and insane. We’d talk on the phone constantly and he’d hang up if he felt he wasn’t the full focus because he needed the attention 24/7. Every other minute he’d “i can’t do this, don’t xomw to Florida “ and essentially end whatever relationship we had. Constantly trying to “test me” and then call coming to Florida… like every other day. Once he was mad that I went somewhere and I met my favorite artist at the time at a public park meet and greet… because how dare I be a fan.
Here’s some excerpts from text exchanges between him and I…https://www.dropbox.com/sh/i1p7eb7jfmamto1/AABKseCZ4PAhVmnnv_JapJyqa?dl=0
Idk the other girl at all.. so yeah this is just pop in to say “sounds like they both suck”(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
Wow I'm happy you're happy anon, but maybe try paragraphs and sageing that blogpost/alog because you sound just like Narco kek. Not to be that guy, but I think a large portion of people in this thread would benefit from reading the rules.
Mainly all the incessant namefags before they inevitably get bannedhttps://lolcow.farm/rules
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I couldn't choose from the cancer to post, it's all so
cancerous. I find it particularly annoying when he finally gets the response he was trying to provoke he's "too busy watching Sabrina". The cuck loves attention so much I think my vagina littler just shriveled up and died, yuck. This screenshot is probably the most telling of his behaviour without needing the rest for context.
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I think bloat is the least of her problems, lol.
it's insane how she switched from flirting with her own face in her stories to completely feral in two hours. she's truely unhinged and needs help.
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Here we fucking go again
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This is getting too old
What if she like
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Gone for the week lol
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Tesahs back on her dumb I wuv u Canyon pweese notice me bullshit again. New video of her sobbing like a baby and being overall insufferable.https://www.instagram.com/p/CCRI_hPhMrF/?igshid=1ohpcnlgccaqz
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how does seeing a hole in a wall and random bruises automatically make you think HE did it?
and obviously yeah you can't drink on this medication…how about you don't drink at all? Good god this girl is too much…some people need to have the internet taken the fuck away from them