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No. 364809

> makes shitty cosplay/haul videos with her fat middle aged white fiancé
> wears a cat collar and acts out their DDLG fetish in public
> occasionally makes weight loss videos that show off her eating disorder
> has been in America for over six years for school but pretends that she can't speak
English
> buys cheap cosplay clothing off taobao and wears it as regular clothing
> wants to be a housewife but can't cook or clean worth shit
> whines about being "cyberbullied" by lolcow

No. 364834

>>364809
Lmao nice pic anon

No. 364841

>>364809
thank you so much for making that the thread pic lmao

No. 364847

>>364809
amazing op pic

No. 364860

>>364809
>when you find nice husband to be marry with you and you like him many but he no buy you the many "oodles of noodles" you were be promise

No. 364918

Her fiance isn't even fat kek. Honestly she's like almost 30 and he's in his late 30s-40s? They're cringe as fuck but i don't think their relationship is that weird

No. 364922

Also can someone fill me in why folks say Yumi is faking her accent? She came to America at age 20 right? If you don't learn a language immersively before age 12 or 13 you're going to have a thick accent. If you go to your local chinese shop a lot of them have horrible thick rice farmer accents but have been in America for a while. Especially since Yumi is in a FOB community like in Seattle she's bound to have a shitty accent.

No. 364923

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No. 364935

Their relationship is definitely weird. Yumi looks like his ugly mail order bride.

No. 364948

I wonder how many people here want to date Splenda Daddy?

No. 364953

>>364923
Lol what you said. Like seriously I dunno how people can defend this relationship its like 10 levels of creepy.

No. 364956

>>364918
do you not think a beer belly is fat

No. 364957

>>364948
stop your samefagging

No. 364960

>>364957
This is the first time I posted ITT..

No. 364971

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No. 364995

>>364918
he's a pedo she's a gold digger, maybe not in our money loving pedo society it's not weird but to others it is

No. 365004

>>364971
Thank you for this! Links are needed, learn how to post OP

No. 365021

her wedding dress is another online ordered dress that doesn't look like the picture at all. honestly, I hope she's trolling us again and this isn't her ACTUAL wedding dress, and that her real wedding dress would come from a boutique or somewhere legit because it's an once in a lifetime event and it's not like she's too dead broke to afford it. This dress is really ugly, and the sleeves look like the drapes from TJ Maxx.

No. 365028

Yumi's face always looked like she had some kind of botched surgery to me, I remember she posted a picture of her younger years on IG awhile ago and her eyelids were def ot as big as they are now, her nose looks very strange like she had a crappy implant shoved in and her alars got pushed in wards.

I notice this kind of stuff more cuz my ex asian step mom was a plastic surgery addict that had her fair share of failed surgeries

No. 365050

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>>she posted a picture of her younger years on IG awhile ago
I would love to see this photo lol

It's hard to tell with her make up and filter but without them, she definitely doesn't look like a normal person. Something has to be up.

No. 365051

>>364918
Late 40's, maybe. Late 30's? No way in hell. Liking older dudes is all good honestly, but Splenda isn't even remotely attractive, and on the other end of that, not wealthy or charming enough to make up for it. Yumi is just desperate and is settling down for the first guy who will both put up with her and support her. I mean, at least her tastes are cheap enough for Splenda to afford, I guess?

And while Splenda may not be "fat" as in obese, the guy is clearly fairly overweight. He's got a huge gut and visible man tits through his shirt. It's just funny that he's such a slob given that he's always ragging on Yumi to lose a few pounds.

No. 365107

>>365021
I'm sorry but all this ragging on what you deem is a "cheap" dress deffo gives off elitist vibes to me. Smacks of high brow snobbery imo. Like you said, it's a dress for one fucking day. Not everyone wants to, or can afford a "boutique" dress like you say Yumi should, all for a single, "magical" day. If Yumi"s dress that you think is so tacky makes her feel like a rich, fancy lady then good for her. A $200 dress seems "fancy" and expensive to me as well, but then again I'm just an ignorant, poverty-stricken commoner. In actuality, I kinda like the dress, but maybe my lower class status makes me stupid.

Sage for Marxist-type rant in Yumi thread

No. 365116

>>365050
Holy fuck, that picture looks scary

No. 365140

>>365107
Maybe if it wasn't for the "50000 dollars" this wedding is suppose to be, and her trying to pull poorly made and cheap things as top grade.

If you want a cheap wedding dress go ahead but don't brag on how cheap it doesn't look when its obvious. Most girls like to look nice on there wedding which they opt for higher quality fabric and the labor.
If she was really creative and not too much of a cheapskate she could've "upcycle" a preown/thrift wedding dress so it would be nice/unique but not awfully expensive.

No. 365150

>>365107
calm your tits. there's a HUGE difference between being cheap and looking cheap. all of her stuff is the latter she had really bad taste. i don't think the issue was about price and more about the actual look, which, of course is more common with cheaply priced items. nothing wrong with being thrifty, but she rarely gets things that look quality. you have to be choosy, especially on aliexpress type sites.

No. 365154

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I think OP should include Yumi claiming to not know what the 911 incident is despite being in America for over 5 years when being questioned about frolicking at the 911 memorial in one of her cosplay in public videos. Pic related.

No. 365155

>>365107
I understand what you're saying, but the real issue I have as a member of the ~bourgeoisie~ is not with the quality and price of the dress; rather, my irritation stems from Yumi acting like her wedding is going to be super expensive ($50,000) and then buying an absolute garbage, cheap dress. She spends so much time trying to scam her viewers into thinking that she purchases quality items and lives such a lavish lifestyle with her definitely-not-a-pedo Splenda daddy uwu.

If you can't/don't want to spend thousands on a dress, that's your choice, and I understand. But don't act like you're some wealthy, spoiled baby and outright lie about having tons of money to spend on a wedding.

No. 365170

>>365155
she didn't buy the dress, it was sent to her for free, which makes it even worse because it seems she doesn't want to spend a single penny on her wedding dress. either she lied about wanting to wear the dress on the wedding or her taste is really that bad and she doesn't see how tacky it looks.

No. 365177

>>365170
Oh, shit, that makes it even worse. My bad for not knowing that– I only watched bits and pieces of the video because I find them to be quite boring and cringey. Thanks for the clarification.

~*$50,000 wedding uwu*~

No. 365197

>>365154
holy fuck she did this?! Assuming splenda filmed this why didn't he fucking tell her to not pose in front of it?

No. 365211

>>365107
She could easily go to a wedding shop or even a simple Prom shop and find something for the same price that would fit her better + a professional opinion. I'm also a cheap bitch but hell even if i had a £500 wedding i wouldn't order from an online shop unless its 100% legit and not some cheap knock off.
This is most likely going to be her only time getting married and you can tell how much she was wished for this day, thats the issue, she puts no effort into the "grand" day and settles for pure shit.
I think Splenda is enabling her online shopping addiction tbh because he's also extremely cheap.

No. 365227

>>365197
This is a man who thinks sunflower seeds are junk food

No. 365238

>>365197

This was way, way before splenda.

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No. 365260

Here Yumi I'll help you outby giving you pointers to fix ur busted ass face

Get asian eyelid revision surgery, ur eyes are too damn buggy and big.

Get that implant out of your nose, use rib or ear cartilage instead. Fix ur alars, they are too inverted.

Stop starving/throwing up so ur cheecks will stop being so swollen.

Get either a chin implant or genioplasty.


And for the love of god get makeup lessons and get rid of those bangs

Ur welcome

No. 365266

>>365107
Meh, I'm not going to blame anyone for wanting a cheap wedding dress but I'm certainly going to cringe at a cheap looking one like if it has sequins and poor/cheap lace.
Then again, I've seen some tacky and poor quality wedding dresses that were expensive so eh, It's all about taste I guess and unfortunately Yumi has a penchant for it (just look at her packing her outfits away when she was moving, a lot of her dresses looked like they were Halloween little girl princess dresses)

No. 365401

>>365107
I think it's more that it looks like absolute shit than the fact it's cheap


if her wedding dress costed 45k and still looked like that, I'd still say it looks ugly as hell and is unfitting

No. 365425

>>364922
She probably does have a natural accent because she immigrated to America so late, but her accent and "inability" to speak English has gotten worse since she started dating Splenda. If you go to her earliest videos, she speaks English perfectly fine and her accent isn't as thick.

sage for no contribute

No. 365433

Splenda might seem cheap and pedo but he does live in a giant house, and that doesn't come cheap. Her, on the other hand, doesn't have a job, is in no hurry to get one, and her youtube videos don't get that much views. For a girl as "traditional" as Yumi, she sure didn't give a crap about her own wedding. Maybe she doesn't expect it to be long term.
This is extremely far fetched, but I think Yumi only wants to get a share of estate when they divorce, or whatever happens when a couple divorces.

No. 365436

>>365433
His giant house is in the Georgia though. Some anon said that it looks like he lives in Douglasville and the houses that are roughly the size of his there cost less than $2k/month for rent.

No. 365483

>>365433
He appears to live in a McMansion in Georgia, so the house likely isn't all that expensive and it's not like he spends the money on anything else, his cheap import bride obviously doesn't cost him much. He isn't poor but he also isn't rich, though he might be by Yumi's standards.

The thing is I bet Yumi does care about the wedding, she really just has absolutely no taste or class. She's remarkably stupid and sheltered (see: not knowing what 9/11 was) and wouldn't know quality or taste if it bit her in the face. She could easily have a nice, tasteful wedding (for relatively little money, though I think she's lying about the $50k) but obviously she doesn't want that because she wants her version of "elegant" and "refined" which really translates to "over the top, tacky crap with frills and rhinestones." Even ignoring her I doubt Splenda wants to throw real money as his knock-off future wife.

No. 365487

>>365483
>over the top, tacky crap with frills and rhinestones

hey now, don't dis frills and rhinestones. yumi doesn't even have taste, not even her own. she rarely buys her own things and totally relies on freebies. if anything she likes generic 'kawaii harajuku japanese soft sister' tagged aliexpress garbage.

No. 365539

>>365436
ugh. i used to live in douglasville and it is a trashy, racist, boring place. really, douglas county is garbage. and its full of guys like splenda who either work at home or commute to atlanta.
i feel bad that yumi is going to be stuck there lmao. hopefully she can go to atlanta for fun often but i guess its more fun to sit at home in cheap polyester and drink out of a cat bowl.

No. 365550

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What on earth happened? Did she get bad cheek fillers or something?

No. 365564

>>365550
no, just bulimia cheeks

No. 365567

>>365550
Her aegyo sal annoys me the fuck out
Also, "aesthetic" happened. You can see she has no personal style, not a hint of personality, she just buys everything off aliexpress (not necessarely a bad thing but) sorting by newest and popular.
She thinks she can "rock" every asian style but it just comes off as stupid looking.
She thinks she looks "younger" but that make up only shows off more than her age, she has no self projection to get what's good on her and what's not.
Yea, everyone can do everything they want to their body but I would study a little bit of harmony to look good and feel comfortable

No. 365590

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ew his nose and FAS lips

he actually kinda looks like a neanderthal here

No. 365597

>>364918
He is pretty fat. And the fact that he pesters HER about her weight makes it even more gross
And I'm not even saying that cause I feel bad for her (because I don't) it just makes him look even more fucking weird

No. 365602

>>365590
ugh they creep me out so bad lol
i hate that she always refers to him as fiance when they get married you know shes gonna call him husband all the time

No. 365620

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>>365590
Her complete lack of a chin gets me everytime

No. 365656

>>365590
imagine if with her chinlessness and his neanderthal skull their kid actually gets nice, balanced bone structure. real russian roulette though. is stuff like chin and browbone shape something with dominant and recessive alleles or does it work a different way i wonder
>>365620
you've captured her well. i wanna see a painted version of this in a tiny frame. it would be cute

No. 365658

>>365550
wtf can't believe thats really her. even her chin looks ok. still small but not where it stands out right away. its like the big cheeks make it look way more tiny by comparison.

No. 365673

>>365656
>their kid

plz don't remind me of that possibility

No. 365685

>>365673
Their kid is prolly gonna be like Elliot Roger just sayin.

No. 365698

>>365656
20 years from now

their son is a neanderthal with zero chin and bulimia cheeks, new mod of /r/hapas

No. 365705

>>365602

well what the fuck else is she supposed to call him?

No. 365739

>>365550
She's actually pretty cute here. What in the world happened to her face?

>>365590
Topkek at Splenda hiding his turkey neck in a Suzy pose.

No. 365752

>>365685
oh without a fucking doubt. i was just wondering if the neanderthality would balance out the chinlessness and make a normal skull, but probably not.

No. 365755

>>365590
why does she shoop her eyes like that when people will see her ugly rice farmer face on video

No. 365756

>>365590
I'm pretty sure her fiance is the one googling her all the time and telling her about us and pull.

No. 365761

>>365550
Ugh, I don't know what we are focusing on that one picture of her…if you look at the videos done around the same time, she's basically always had the same farmer face.

No. 365763

>>365756
It would explain why he's making such an effort to hide his turkey neck after we made such fun of it.

No. 365767

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imagine being this passive aggressive

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No. 365785

>>365783
The fact she tried to make cleavage was hard to watch. Like, if it really bothers her that much, why not get a boob job?

No. 365789

>>365785
because shes gonna cope out and go for a cheap surgery and have the implants burst or get infected

No. 365790

>>365783
>using an instagram memebra AND hugging your arms to squeeze your tits together.
why bother posting this? even if she's sponsored this is like an anti-ad. i have a hard time making cleavage bc my tits are big but far apart so if that thing can't hold her tits together i'm not gonna bother.

No. 365809

She can't get breast implants because Splenda likes her chest flat. It makes her body look more child like.

No. 365843

>>365705
his name idk

No. 365850

>>365843
Has anyone been able to find out his name? All I've read about him is that he's an engineer from Georgia.

No. 365874

>>364860
underrated

No. 365984

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>>365238
The cosplay in public vid was filmed by Splenda. Pic related.

No. 365991

>>365984
lol @ her airbrushing the fuck out of him. you can't even see half his face

No. 366250

OMG that face transformation is the saddest shit ever. I actually feel bad for her. Like she was actually cute at some point. How long ago was that before picture?

No. 366364

>>365767
holy moly this IS so passive aggressive! It's like she has another personality when she types in chinese.
But about the trying to speak cute thing, it could be possible that she's honestly just got a thick accent. Many Chinese international students at my university speak like her, kind of, but a lot faster and more casual.

No. 366365

>>366364
I skimmed through some of her older videos out of boredom. Nevermind about her accent. She definitely sounded slow and cutesy in the older videos, like she couldn't speak english well. Maybe she read PULL recently and changed her ways.

No. 366484

>>366364
>It's like she has another personality when she types in chinese
What do you mean? Can't read moonspeak.

No. 366488

>>366364
What did she write? translation anon pls

No. 366515

this is from two years ago..she sounds better than she does now

her cheeks though..

No. 366573

>>366488
I'm not good at translating, but she basically said: "some people are so annoying. They just spread rumours all day. How the heck do I pretend to not speak English well. I obviously just got a thick accent." basically a rant, completely different from the 'I enjoy both positive and negative comments' she wrote in English.
It's written in a passive aggressive tone. it's hard to explain, but it's like when you someone's comment on youtube you could tell that person's pissed. This is what it feels like with Yumi.

also I don't know who she's fooling. She obviously tried to sound like a kawaii bilingual and only stopped recently. It's like she's trying to manipulate her Chinese viewers into thinking people are bullying her, since you'd have to be very proficient in english to be able to identify accents, witch many immigrants can't yet.

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No. 366584

>>366582
um so they put up some curtains and built a mirror and?

No. 366586

>>366582
Wedding…room?

No. 366611

>>366586
Maybe they are getting married at home
Fancy 50k bucks wedding right there

No. 366612

>>366582

Did she ever mentioned the date of the wedding? I feel like she is getting ready for it for the last 5 months or so - when does it happen?? ngl I'm so interested to see this mess in action.

No. 366621

>>366611
Maybe they are going to fuck in here, after the wedding? I don't know what else wedding related you could do in what seems to be a kid room/office.

No. 366623

>splenda is in a relationship with a 26-year old girl
>gets called a pedo

i'll never understand this

No. 366624

>>366582
I think she meant the room to consummate the marriage in…

No. 366626

>>366623
It's not about the age, but his obvious attraction to younger girls
Are you trying to say that yumi acts like a 26 y/o?
Yumi's character is a preteen uguu kawaii princess, obviously, if he was a real pedo, he would have his ass jailed, so he just goes with pre-pubescent looking girls (Yumi has zero curves plus no ass and tits) who act and dress like school girls.
Look up some others 26 years old girls, they're not like Yumi.

No. 366628

>>366626
Also too add to this anon, it's not just how she looks. some people can't help being that small. (i know it's yumis diet though). It's also the way he looks and talks to her. He treats her like a complete child. "sweetie/babygirl", buying her child like clothes along with "fuck me" panties. Nothing is bad about DDLG but this publicly to a young audience is what she's most hated for in this thread.

No. 366630

>>366628
Exactly
They look like children and father, he makes dad jokes to make her laugh, treats her like a special needs kid, buys her low quality doll dresses because "he likes them" (Yumi said it).
And Yumi acts like a child, simple.

Look up people like Marzia (yes, pdp gf), she's two years YOUNGER than Yumi, tell me if you see the difference, just to make an example.

No. 366635

>>366630
marzia isn't really comparable to yumi since she's italian and yumi is chinese and their cultures are very different.

No. 366636

>>366635
Not talking about culture, just age.
You can be a retarded "Princess" who dresses in aliexpress garbage in every race and culture
Splenda is white, yet treats her like a child, he's not telling her something like "grow up" or "do something"
He's obviously fine with it and he's not asian

No. 366644

>>366623
the same reason why guys who fap to loli and claim its an adult that just look young get called pedos


yumi even allegedly admitted herself that she tries to keep herself "youthful" and underweight to look childish for splenda, like an actual child
no I'm not saying all guys with girlfriends that look childlike are pedophiles, but it's clear as day thats shes trying everything in her power to be as much of a child as possible, there's no real love in that relationship and there's clear sexualness, which is probably the only reason why theyre together, if you knew much about people like splenda, it's that they can be obvious pedos and it's clear as day, but as long as if they're messing around with "Adults" they and their enablers scream "but but ADULT" and ignore the signs of a pedo, which is being attracted to bodies that are childlike for the sole reason they look like a childs body

No. 366646

>>366635
Ah yes, because chinese people are all into childish stuff and theres no italians who like ageplay and aliexpress garbage. Got it.

No. 366678

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>>366646
they didn't say that at all wtf


tbh imo marzia has a much more youthful face then yumi
then again italian women tend to have youthful faces if they take care of themselves, and from what I've seen marzia takes a good bit better care of her skin than yumi does, if I saw marza in public I'd think she was a late teenager, where as if I saw yumi and didn't know her I'd think she was a 40 yr old autistic woman

for their cultures, italians idealize the grown up figure, wide hips, small waist, big bum, round plump boobs and dressing more grown up, also from what I've seen italians also like more womanly voices on women, where as chinese or east asian culture in general idealize "child like" ness
guess which one attracts more pedos too?

No. 366691

>>366678
(pizzaria mamma mia spaghetti anon here)
Ye, the "italian beauty" is someone with defined womanly-features
(like a plump breast, wide hips to give birth, long hair and you know, feminine things but not childlish)
Sadly, there are sick fucks who molest children but that's viewed extremely negative (common sense but you're supposed to get with a woman who acts her age, can be a little childlish for example liking disney, cartoons etc etc but can be mature enough to substain a relationship and has to be indipendent) because if you get for example with someone like Yumi, people will think you're some pedo/autistic fuck who doesn't want to grow up and has "daddy syndrome" and you know, you don't fuck your daughter.

And they're not wrong tbh
Anyway, to me, Yumi exaggerating her "young appareance" makes her look older.
You can SEE it's a woman in child clothing, she would look younger with "mature" clothes and better make up.

No. 366708

>>366691
this.
her actual structure is very child like, like her face kinda and her body , except she's tall and has a bit saggy boobs for her size, honestly if she took better care of her skin and body (hence wrinkles and sagging), didn't try to over exaggerate being a kid, she would pass off as at least 18-21


think of it as lexxynichelle and her "pear shaped figure"
her figure maybe pear shaped technically, but it's just that she exaggerates it so much with drawing, constantly talking about how big her butt is, calling herself thicc, wearing yoga pants, etc, so that it appears a lot smaller, when in reality her ass just looks proportionate to her body type, idk how to explain it, it's a psychology thing

No. 366722

>>366708
I call it the pessimist effect
basically when something is exaggerated so much, you start seeing it the opposite way
its like when you hear about a test and everyone is talking about how easy it is and how they zoomed right through it, you get the test and it seems pretty hard unlike what everyone else said, and say the test was of average or slightly easier effort
applied to yumi, with the right amount of exaggeration she can definitely appear younger, like if she wore pastel colors, not too many patterns, took away the straight across bangs, stopped faking her voice, etc she can pass for a late teenager or early adult, where as her trying to act like a literal child and dressing in lolita, only exaggerates her being older, as it would most people if they dressed/acted like that unless they looked like an actual child, which is impossible for a woman to do without photoshop and lots of plastic surgery

No. 366726

>>366628
>nothing is bad about DDLG
oh boy, are you SURE nothing is bad about child molestation roleplay? not even just a bit?

No. 366753

>>365550
What the hell? She looks like a normal, maturing you woman. The new phase looks like she's reverting into a weird child. Did this odd transformation started happening when she got into the relationship?

No. 366755

>>366753
I think so, sadly

No. 366771

>>366726
lol why are so few capable of acknowledging any gray area with this. it's always either LITERALLY PEDOPHILIA or EMPOWERING AND PURE AND NOT EVEN REMOTELY RELATED TO CHILDREN

No. 366786

>>366771
Because there's no gray area.
You fuck children or you don't, that's it.

No. 366790

>>366786
>>366787
ok sorry i didn't want to stir up one of these discussions. my point was it can be creepy/degenerate/harmful without being LITERALLY pedophilia.

No. 366793

>>366790
Well, it's not technically pedophilia but you gotta recognize there's something wrong with people wanting to fuck 30 y/olds that pretend to be 10 years old, shit in a diaper and play with crayons

No. 366794

>>366793
yeah i completely do. that's why i called it a gray area because the poles are like, thinking its every bit as bad as predating on actual children or thinking it's harmless. i guess gray area wasn't quite the right term.

No. 366795

>>366771
there is a gray area, no one is screaming how roleplaying child molestation is literally fucking children, being in the gray doesn't make it any more good nor does it excuse the fact ddlg sexualizes child molestation and is pretty much an outlet for pedos, along with conditioning people into becoming more pedos and the fact you had to have child molestation fantasies to be able to roleplay it and like it


there's a reason why so many pedos are attracted to this lifestyle, well besides the obvious fact its pedo roleplay

No. 366796

>>366795
i really don't think it's a good thing and it grosses me out.

No. 366797

>>366794
I don't think its as bad as preying on children however I do see how it can be harmful and spark pedophile tendencies in people when they start associating children with sex


>>366796
then why did you say "there's nothing wrong with ddlg"

No. 366800

>>366789
it's for lazy shits who wanna whine and poop in diapers who think it's sexy to pretend to be a toddler because the pedo daddies told them so

No. 366801

>>366797
i didn't say that at all. i'm the one who mistakenly called it a gray area. i was responding to someone who was quoting someone saying nothing is wrong with it and i was agreeing that something is wrong with it. my fault for being unclear.

No. 366859

>>366621
oh, wow. They're not even gonna book a hotel or something? Where's that 50k dollars gonna go to? Their honeymoon must be in some expensive place.

No. 366860

>>366678
I agree, besides, I've been following Marzia for a while and she's more of 'inspired' by cutesy anime and dolly stuff, not straight up dressed like a lolita doll like Yumi does.

No. 366962

>>364809
Op's pic really captures splendas beer belly and McDonald's hairline.

No. 366978

can we please stop arguing about ageplay/ddlg. yes yumi has a creepy relationship, anyone can see that. but debating over how creepy it is, is totally unrelated.

No. 368304

Why do so many people make phone cases if they have no idea how to do it? These stickers and squishies are gonna fall off after like a week.

No. 368789

>>368304
Man, her English just gets worse and worse. Also keep in mind that her DIYs aren't meant to last. They're roughly the DIY equivalent of fast fashion, she makes a tutorial for views and then throws whatever she makes away after it breaks.

No. 369232

>>368789
at this point with yumi aging and not being able to me some ~housewife~ fetish video or "mukbang", her last hope is to pass for a naive lost me no speaky engwish kid


I will never understand why adult women want to pretend to be dumb and like a kid, especially since the only men that like it are the abusive uggos

No. 369374

Did no one see this? Yumi would actually look nice and cute and youthful with no/minimal makeup and fewer myspace angles.

And if she git rid of those bulimia cheeks

No. 369377

>>369374
just came here to post that.

i wish she'd get better makeup/skin products. her natural features aren't bad, she just has some kind of body image issues and wants to be animu or something. it's sad…

>>369232
it looks like the abusive uggo is what she ended up with after all. she kind of just slotted herself into his life without having to do anything. what was her college for? her life is becoming a complete waste, she is probably going to be depressed if she isn't already.

No. 369490

>>369374
her forehead and nose aren't that bad, but her entire jaw, saggy cheeks, lips, chin and long upper lip area just make her look so… odd

maybe if she gets that jaw surgery she could look better, but she needs to stop puking because it only makes it look like shes aging more and more awfully

No. 369623

>>369374
did this dumbass really put 10 new products on her skin over two weeks

No. 369919

>>369623

A lot of people (apparently Yumi included) are idiots and don't realize that they shouldn't use multiple products together or that they should test things on their skin before putting it all over their face (like the rose mask she said she was allergic too, if that had been more serious, she'd have a balloon face right now from being so irresponsible and not reading fucking instructions)

No. 370093

>>369919
i feel like it's the same kind of person who looks at "12 step korean beauty regimens" and doesn't understand that there are different types of products, and that usually getting the same series of products is better because of how they work with eachother and not just for them to 'match'.

No. 370357

>Yumi is getting better at editing videos
>splenda daddy sings kpop, wtf
>last scene literally looks like a porno promo

No. 370423

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There's something so odd about her face, her lips are pointed downwards and she's so bug eyed

No. 370486

>>370357
I'm actually living for that building montage music. I usually find her music choices lame and creepy, but I like this.

No. 370527

>>370357
This video was actually pretty enjoyable to watch. Until the uncomfortable atmosphere of closing commentary ruined it all. Ugh. God damn it, creepy Yumi.

No. 370702

does Splenda even have a name I'm so tired of hearing "fiancé or boyfriend" Okay we get it yumi

No. 370715

>>370702
someone said they heard her call him Vincent but i don't know.

No. 370726

>>370423
I think the only really odd thing about her face is the fact she has absolutely no chin

No. 370738

>>370715

Nah, she said "and zen" but since her fake racist Chinese accent is so thick they heard Vincent

No. 370745

>>370738
she reminds me of those people who have an attribute about themselves that some people may like or they may receive special treatment because of it so they always feel the need to emphasize that attribute so much to the point where everyone sees through their BS

No. 370827

One thing I can say about Splenda at least he has a nice or decent house he probably doesn't see a point of spending cash on yumi she just a cheap wanna be sugar baby

No. 370945


No. 370946


No. 370962

>>370945
Did you accidentally link the wrong video? Please delete the comment, at least…

No. 370973

>>370946
When I hear that she said in this video that she saves some food for her husband later makes me really wonder why he is so fat haha

No. 371166

>>370973
Splenda really isn't "so fat", but he is really, really soft. Not trying to WK, but some anons act like he is obese or something, jeeze. He is soft and pudgy at best. Developing a middle-aged spread, yes.

>>370946
Dumb pet-peeve of mine I know, but I really hate it when people constantly and exclusively refer to their soon-to-be betroved as "fiance". We get it, you are going to marry this milk toast, but you can still call him boyfriend, or better yet, his nickname or something (if you are worried about anonymity online).

Sage for pet-peeve.

No. 371205

>>371166
I think people are commenting on his weight cause yu is so skinny, her fiance is just going to remain pudgy forever.


how is boyfriend different then fiance, fiance is a much more real title.

No. 371310

>>370357
>tfw Splenda is better at DIY's and reviews than Yumi ever was

Also
>we can upload all the pictures of us over the years
>how many years?
>long silence
>it's a secret
Why must she purposely choose to leave in cringey moments?

No. 371798

>>371310
of course it's a secret, getting engaged after only a few months is embarrassing.

No. 372031

>>371798
But they've know each other a while tho she said more than once back in 2014 or 15

No. 372134

>>371166
Who cares about people calling him fat though? If he's overweight and pudgy, it is hardly a reach to call him fat too. I mean, the man has an overhanging gut, and man tits.

I just think it's a little ironic and laughable that he's always on Yumi to lose more weight when he's such a flabby slob himself.

No. 372462

>>372134
because it's always fat and ugly men wanting girls to look as young as possible for his pedo korean fetish

No. 372658

new vid

No. 373572

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No. 373822

>>372658
that chandelier looks so cheap.

No. 373891

>>372658
Lmao she used this >>365050 video?? for her thumbnail like wtf

No. 374083

>>373891
It's the most lazy ass thumbnail ever, but hey, she needs to be in it! photoshop skills 10/10

No. 374428

>>373822
I think it looks rather pretty. It's a prettier chandelier than no chandelier at all. A good and extravagant chandelier costs a fortune, and most people cannot afford a luxurious chandelier at all.

Sage no contribution

No. 374886

>>374428
it's definitely not prettier than a nice light fixture. plus we still have no clue wtf this room is. it just looks like a waste of splenda's money.

also, is it confirmed that they're having the wedding at their house then?

No. 375162

Damn I don't speak chinese but I found yumi likeable in this. Her taobao wardrobe is still so tacky but dropping the engrish baby babble made her so much more watchable.

No. 375178

>>370357
I feel like her boyfriend had a lot more to do with the editing and music here, from the rock to kpop lmao.

Also the use of MacGyver in the title…Yumi is too fucking stupid (and fob) to know the MacGyver character or how it relates to configuring something up like this. I hope the bf intervened with her channel to make it more watchable.

No. 375367

>>375162
why so many awkward cuts?

No. 375370

>>375162
I think she has the same sort of mannerisms. I think speaking in Chinese allows her to talk faster, and she doesn't stumble over her words. Like she does talk kinda cutesy, it's just less obnoxious than in English.

No. 375637

>>375162
She doesn't sound half as grating in Chinese. When I heard her speak for the first time (it was in English), I thought she sounded like a second rate Venus Angelic, like nails on a chalkboard.

I do however, know Chinese, not very well though. I tried translating:

Hello everyone, this video will be a bit different, ‘cause it’ll be entirely in Chinese. A lot of you viewers requested this, and so I made it. I got a bunch of sponsored items, I didn't buy these, all of them were free. This shopping site let me choose what to take, but I wasn’t satisfied with everything, just some of what I'd gotten.

Right now, I’m wearing a cute T-shirt, it has word baby doll embroidered on the chest, it’s rather short, so if you don’t want to expose your midriff, I’d suggest you wear it with a high-waisted skirt.

This is a unicorn shaped purse, you can’t carry a lot in it—just a few essentials, cards, cash etc. Plus, you have to carry it with you, like a clutch bag. Still, I think it’s cute.

And I also got an alien backpack, made from the same shiny material as the unicorn clutch. I had some trouble with the zipper. I got a lot of bags and purses, I don’t know why I’m addicted to them. If you’d like, I can make an entire video; a haul on bags, all kinds of them, I have a lot.

Next is another purse, I think it’s better than the last two, much higher in material quality, but the shade of pink they used is too dark for me. It smells rather good too, and it comes with a chain strap, you don’t to carry it in your hands everywhere you go. What is this supposed to be? A strawberry milkshake? It’s an improvement on the other two—aargh, I got my hair stuck in the chains.

Look at this next handbag. You can stuff a lot in there. It comes with a strap, so it doubles as a backpack, but don’t like it very much. I think I’ll treat this like a handbag. It’s cute.

Next are these pink earrings. I’ve always wanted earrings like these, to go with my hanfus. I recently got a new hanfu, if you wanna see it, I’ll make a video on it.

Next are earrings. These have fuzzy balls at the end. I dunno why I picked these, I might have some dresses that go with these, but I’m not sure. Are these balls on the end too big?

Tada! An iphone case with peaches on it, isn’t it cute? These two phone cases are made of the same plastic material, this one’s got strawberries on it, this one has peaches on it. How cute! I need one with watermelon slices on it. See? Isn’t it cute? I’ll use these for a while, I think they’re cute, something a cute schoolgirl would have, gives off that aesthetic.

Next is a waterproof phone case with a watermelon on it. Last time, I got a waterproof phone case with a cloud pattern, this time it’s a watermelon. My favourite’s the latter. Sigh my room’s so hot, the air conditioner’s on, but I still feel hot. I still don’t have a plastic watermelon phone case, but I have a waterproof one. If I ever go swimming, I’ll have this with me.

If you watched my previous haul videos, you’ll see that I picked these necklaces. If you’re wearing say…a white shirt, you can accessorize with these.
Next is a white T-shirt with watermelon slices all over it. I’ve said before I loved shirts with a watermelon pattern, but I don’t like this one in particular. It’s not very cute; I don’t like these two straps at the front. Maybe I’ll cut those off, it’ll look cuter that way.

I picked out another pair of white running shoes, the blue ones I got before were a bit too big for me. I needed new shoes. These have some rather platforms, see? About this tall. I’m about 165-166cm in height. I feel even taller in these. Still, I like these plain white shoes, white goes with everything. I like these, they’re very comfortable.

I also got some fake lashes. These are the same as the ones I got last time. You probably know that I wear fake lashes. Ever since I started wearing more natural looking fake lashes, I’ve stopped liking the ones that are too long, too fake looking. I don’t think I look good with those.

Next is a cardigan for the fall, it’s quite big. I like it a lot, it looks like it could be part of a school uniform. Love these buttons too. There are these slits on the sides; I don’t like anything with slits on the sides. I think I’ll sew them up, I have a sewing machine, I can fix them. That’s one of the advantages of having a sewing machine, you can fix your clothes at any time, and it doesn’t cost anything, really saves a lot of money.

Yeah it’s pretty big, I think it’s designed to look that way. It’ll look better after I fix it. I’ll wear this with a red tie.

I had some problems with the next dress too, there’s these two straps at the back, I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with them? Wha…oh…I see, I’m supposed to tie a bow with them. This dress doesn’t come with an underskirt below the first layer. It’s cute. It doesn’t have a zipper and it’s very short, it’s only suitable for those with a petite body. You can pair this up with a purse or some nice shoes. It’s still cute, but I wouldn’t call it “well-made.” The waist’s too wide.

Thanks for watching, here are my final thoughts. I liked their accessories, shoes and bags, but their clothes feel like they’re too cheaply made. Look at this watermelon patterned T-shirt; it’s mediocre in terms of material, not even pure cotton. My favourite’s the T-shirt with babydoll written on it, it’s the cutest. Bye bye, I hope you subscribe, I’ll see you all next video.

Sorry if this is repetitive, it was a repetitive video, she overuses the word cute a lot.

No. 375650

>>375162
If Yumi was a Chinese-speaking only youtuber, she would be a lot more entertaining and nice to watch. Her voice is quite cute while speaking her native language, and she gets to the point faster. Her audience wouldn't be as big though.

No. 375798

>>375162
I agree. This video is so much more watchable than her English ones and I could actually sit through the whole thing.

>>375370
She still has sort of the same cutesy mannerisms, but it's not as over the top and grating as before.

No. 375843

>>375637
thanks for the translation, anon, appreciate it!

yumi's still boring but wow, i've never seen her get to her point this fast before. also she sure likes watermelons, huh.

No. 375969

>>375637
>there’s these two straps at the back, I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with them? Wha…oh…I see, I’m supposed to tie a bow with them.
>You can pair this up with a purse or some nice shoes.
It's been said before, but I think she's mentally handicapped.

Thanks for the translation though, anon! It must've been terrible writing all that repetitive nonsense.

No. 376142

>>375843
she sure likes watermelons, huh.

i saw some fugly watermelon thing on ali the other day that i -almost- wanted to link her, but i don't want to comment on her videos.

No. 376346

>>376142
step 1: make a burner account
step 2: send her the link
step 3: ???

Unless the thing is $1 with free shipping, I doubt she'd buy it. She doesn't even buy things anymore, she just waits for sponsors to send her shit.

No. 376497

3:41 she can't even say corn

No. 376508

>>376497
why are they barbecuing in the dark lol
him talking to her always sounds like a dad talking to their kid, it freaks me out

No. 376656

>>376508
Haven't you ever heard of a romantic dinner by flashlight?

No. 376775

>>376497
>doesn't grill corn properly
>ANTS ANTS ANTS
>taste the chicken to check if it's cooked

I'm surprised she's not dead.

No. 377335

>>376775
yumi's death is the video i will watch of hers

No. 378046

Lolita just looks so bad on her. It scares me how much she is really swimming in this dress.

No. 378060

I cannot wait to see more shitty DIY garbage. I can barely believe she's doing them again, especially with how she's saying how few views she gets,(it's because they're uninspired shit)

No. 379046

>>378060
i can't wait for more hotglue bedsheets

No. 379075

>>376497
does she not realize that her trying to make herself look like a child as much as possible only emphasizes her haggard skin?

No. 379417

>>379075
no she doesn't she's likely delusional somewhat, she's in that phase that a lot of weebs get in, where they try to look a specific way without taking how they look into consideration.

she's been told tons of times she actually looks good with sideswept bangs, but still cuts them straight, if she wasn't so set on looking a specific way instead of looking good, she'd see that and keep them that way, but even the she halfasses it like everything else.

she halfasses her skincare, she halfasses her wardrobe, she's a total cheapskate, yet she still wants to look like a kawaii youthful maiden or some shit. that's why she just slaps samples of skincare stuff on. that's why her wardrobe is full of sponsored shit. she wants to be like a yukapon type or some other kawaii ageplayer, yet she's too cheap and stupid to go through with it.

No. 379458

So i was looking for a cute video i saw on fb where a baby bumps his diaperbutt on its dads head, but i saw the degenerate video in on as a first recommended so i clicked it and see what was on the side kek

No. 379459

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>>379458
forgot pic

No. 379476

>>379459
>stroking the nuts of the stray cat

No. 379478

>>379476
HAHA OMFG i didnt even see that!!

No. 379519

>>379476
wth i feel so uncomfortable.

No. 379626

>>379459
you know that only shows up because you watch her a lot right? Youtubes system works like that, giving you things similar to the search you looked up.

Also means she tagged the video as daddy.

No. 380418

>>379626
wtf is anon watching then??

No. 380758

>>379626
anon has a bestiality problem?

No. 380852

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>>380418
>>380758
NAYRT but I think they meant that the more you watch a channel, the more frequently it shows up in your recommended which is why Yumi's video showed up in the recs even though it doesn't directly have anything to do with the video.
This is true for other channels too. Ex if you watched a lot of Michelle Phan's videos, she'll show up in your recommendations even if you're watching a cooking video or something.

>>379626
Yumi's video isn't tagged as "daddy" though. Pic related are her tags.

No. 380940

How is she not embarrassed going to a hairstylist with those crappy chopped off 'bangs'.
She could've at least get them fixed, considering she was already at the salon.

No. 381296

>>380940
why is she going to an american salon if she has asian hair.

No. 381302


No. 381308

>>381302
chinese people have way thicker strands and different hair texture than white people and need to use different product to achieve a good look. that's why the white stylist asked her about it, cause she knew fuck all about her hair texture. that's also probably why the bun looks like a pile of dried shit

No. 381517

>>381296
>>381308
You want her to fly to China just to get her damn hair done?

No. 381574

>>381517
I think they mean usually there are areas with more Asians around who have shop or even those Vietnamese nail salons might do hair.

But if it's just styling it shouldn't matter too much, especially yumi probably half ass at hair routine like her skin.

No. 381873

Her fans are really stupid. She made video how she wants to change channel names because people think Yumi is japanese name. There were lot of comments how she should chamge it to yumi-chan or kawaii Yumi…

Also here edits are getting worse.

No. 381889

>>381517
She's not the only Chinese person living in the states flyover-chan

No. 382063

>>381517
lol. if she lives in douglasville/douglas county its less than 1 percent Asians I doubt there's any type of Asian hair salon there. but its better than cutting her hair herself amirite??

No. 382392

>>382063
Considering they go to Great Wall, Yumi and her fiancé are probably near enough to the Duluth area, which is almost like 25 percent Asian.

No. 382401

>>382392
The Atlanta area in general has a ton of Asians. Now it's making me miss the Chinese food there.

No. 382402

>>379626
I actually dont watch her videos at all, i just briefly skim through her threads here sometimes

No. 382426

>>382401
>>382392
yea that was kind of my point. my bf has trouble with non-asian salons because his hair needs like 2x the layering cause of how heavy it is. but i am sure if yumi went to one they'd chide her about her bad bangs and likely split ends.

No. 383723

This thread is super slow now. Is yumi just getting boring? I feel like it might pick up once she starts doing d.i.y. again, but there's not much going on other than cringy couples stuff.

No. 384120

video drop incoming.

first one. i cannot believe how out of touch she is with her ~culture~ to have so many of these. having 1 or so is fine for dressing up, but she looks like she popped out of a shitty drama with these outfits.

No. 384121

this one being in chinese as opposed to the one where she's in hanfu is odd to me. also these brushes seem cheap…

No. 384189

Did her teeth somehow get worse? I don't remember them being that bad. Or perhaps she's posing with her mouth more open now so they're more visible.

No. 384216

>>384189
i don't know but she's sure showing them off alot.


this video…uhm. just watch

No. 384503

>>384216
Stopped watching 30 seconds in. She makes such a fuss about a simple watermelon cushion lol. Most pointless video ever.

No. 384631

>>384503
30 seconds? You have the patience of a saint. This girl is fucking annoying as hell to me.

No. 384676

i don't really get their relationship dynamic. she's so airheaded and he's always making fun of her and people think it's cute..?

No. 384677

he really does act like a jerk to her…

No. 384817

>>384677
>35 years ago
So we can confirm that Splenda is at least in his 40's

No. 384992

>>384817
i'm not sure how much of this is just him being an ass on purpose (to her or us), he also said he went 2 years ago when he was '18' so who knows.

i'll say it again, but i don't think the issue with him is his real age, it's how old he looks. this screams gold digger/trophy wife and DDLG. i don't get why corn and her fans don't get that it's their physical age difference rather than the literal.

No. 385390

>>384677
>Intercultural Relationship!
Is she trying to appeal to WMAF fetishists now?

No. 385464

>>385390
I mean I guess so. Her relationship is more reminiscent of a mail order bride than intercultural. Plus her idea of Chinese culture seems really weird/weeby/americanized somehow.

No. 385466

why does she insist on getting these piles of poo style updoos? can't the stylists think of anything else to do with it?

No. 385467

this is giving me like 3rd hand embarrassment…

No. 385926

>>385466
$100 for that? It looks pretty bad and effortless. Maybe curls don't stay in her hair and that's the only thing possible with it.
At least it looks like they cut her bangs.

No. 385981

>>385926
the stylist told her they were too thick and pinned over half of them back. i'm not sure if they were cut or not cause the only clips were of him styling it.

No. 386319

>>385467
>using a major natural disaster to promote a monetized Youtube video
CRINGE

No. 386333

>>385467
Everyone north of Florida who didn't live on the coast or a flood zone overreacted to that tropical storm (because that's what it was by the time it got to us). BIG TIME. Cringey attention whore shit.

No. 386494

>>385466
Not trying to be racist but this is why blackwomen tend to go to black stylist. Asian hair is strong but doesnt look it. That guy didnt know how to mold her hair and it fell. It must be hard to live in one world but have to sneak off. If she went to an asian stylist she wouldve looked cute. This is a common and beloved hairstyle with them. A chinese or japonese old lady wouldve transformed her for half$. Instead yumi doesnt like herself so her hair is always bad, her voice is bad, and her clothes are the wrong cut.
But it makes her money and got her a white guy so she doesnt care.
Those kids are going to be weird looking so I hope they love each other.

No. 386495

>>386494
I hope they don't get any kids. Imagine having these people as parents lol.

No. 386500

>>384677
The staff saw how awful he is so gave her that fortune cookie to cope. More art indeed.
He is the "ugly american". When europeans and asians talk about the ugly american they mean him. He isnt smarter than her and his insults arent going over her head. She knows he is trying to be nasty. He just doesnt have the clout to effect her.
When explaining things she tries not to get too deep. I dont know if she doesnt want to explain to him or if she doesnt want to make him look stupid. Unless he is loaded and willing to give her a credit card I wouldnt marry him. I wouldnt give him a dime of the youtube money. Or have a kid with him.

No. 386503

>>386494
i said the same thing about the last video. hair types are different in different races so it makes sense.

No. 386505

>>386500
are you new to the thread? yumi's brain is empty as well. ugly old man and ugly young girl who looks like an old woman, made for eachother.


also i don't know why she wasn't speaking chinese to them, but pretended she couldn't remember what's in pork suimai.

No. 386657

>>384677
He acts towards her like a father would act towards a 5 year old daughter, like he just sounds so creepy and the dynamic is just not that of a normal relationship between adults

No. 386667

>>384677
He sounds and treats her like an annoyed Dad, and he seems so ignorant and condescending about the food. This is excruciating to watch.

No. 386738

>>384677
Whoa!!! He completely bullshits her. "In America it's rude to put your elbows on the table." Maybe if you're from the 1950s. And oh man, is he some low IQ yokel with zero culture. He acts like her eating with her hands or having bones in a food is somewhat unrefined. She knows how he's acting and looks at him like he's an idiot. It's great.


This whole relationship is fascinating. I'm new to Yumi King, but the tip of the iceberg is quite terrifying. Her fiance seems like a pedophile with his constant "sweetie."

No. 386770

>>386738
I bet he's one of those classic rock fans that always talk about "real music" and how music today is all garbage (except for kpop of course)

No. 387083

>>386738
please make sure to watch her too, she's far from innocent, the two of them are fucking terrible. it's great!

No. 387149

I don't think Yumi is stupid I feel like she acts a certain way to appeal to people because if she was smart she wouldn't be a cutesy ditzy asian loli. She seems to know her culture and when she talks in Chinese she is way more confident and doesn't seem to put on as much of an act as when she speaks in English. Maybe I'm wrong?

No. 387206

>>384677
I wish he would go with the flow. I was very interested in her eating and explaining things.

No. 387246

>>384677
Tinfoil but when I see videos like this it really gives me the impression that someone in his family was pressuring him to marry so he put a ring on the closest Asian girl to him in order to live his fantasy of marrying a k-pop star. He must be at least in his 40s.

The way he talks to her is so horribly condescending. There is no meaningful conversation between them other than him explaining english words to her and her explaining cultural differences between the US and China. I hated the way he told her that the sesame ball was hers because she touched it. There's something really off about that, like he's asexual or something. Like, who is disgusted by their own partner like that? I know he's probably autistic but there's such a lack of love or even any kind of interest between them, it's just so sad to watch their interractions, it makes me feel sorry for her.

No. 387302

>>387149
she's a bit better in chinese but still annoying. i don't -really- feel she knows her culture well either, just very superficial aspects. maybe her main issue is her lack of personality.

No. 387394

>>387246
Hear me out. After watching a lot of their vlogs, I'm convinced he finds it amusing to talk down to her. She comes off as ditzy, so maybe he gets some sort of sick pleasure from fucking with her.

No. 387505

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I hate how everybody on here is making him out as the ultimate evil; yes the way he is treating her is not how one should treat his gf, but does she deserve any better?!
She was already like this before meeting him, so it's not his fault plus she is also the one putting their sick fetish on the internet for the world, and maily little impressionable girls to see.
How can you accuse somebody of dating something like this, of being a pedo? They're simply an old ugly man dating a slightly younger but also old looking woman, so stop lowkey whiteknighting her, just because she's a defenseless, jailbait little asian girl; she bee living in the US for a very long time, she knows fully well what she's doing

No. 387520

>>387505
I don't think anybody thinks he's outright evil, but he's being a dick to her, and clearly into the DDLG thing. She's dumb and catering to him, but it's not like she's so ugly that she couldn't do better than a 40-something who treats her like a toddler on a daily basis.

No. 387556

>>387505
agreed this thread is really about her. she chose the relationship. she chooses to share it with the world.
>>387520
she is definitely not cute enough for anything better. plus her okcupid profile was so arrogant and she likely wouldn't have settled for someone who didn't meet her wants.

No. 387750

>>387556
Nah. Yumi can do better with a guy who wont treat her as his personal fetish doll.

If Yumi got out of her ed and stop letting him feed her pills for fucks sake she would look better.

She can be cute if she lets herself be cute.

No. 387783

>>387750
If, if…kek
If he'd go to the gym and hide his fetish on the first few dates, HE could also have anybody since he doesn't talk like a total retard and actually has a normal job, but they both dont!

No. 387818

>>387783
true, he could get a better looking gold digger, then again high end gold diggers know the difference between aliexpress kate spade and too faced and the real ones and splenda daddy just wants to pretend to be a sugar daddy

No. 388540

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thanks, pull

No. 388545

>>388540
i-is this real?

No. 388553

>>388540
The house looks too cluttered to be autismo-papi's

No. 388566

>>388540
It's not him though, just another equally below average middle aged man.

No. 388597

>>388566
i figured as much, or at least that it was shooped or something. the resemblance is crazy uncanny though. i freaked out when i saw it.

No. 389361

>>388540
damn, it kinda saddens me to know this fuck has twins running around

No. 389363

ffs, this top comment is some sjw whining about ~appropriation~. also corn's hair can't be authentic since she has those shit bangs.

No. 389364

these are so stupid.

No. 389365


No. 389366

wtf

No. 389367


No. 389369

>>389367
>opening packages on the floor in a cheap hanfu
>splenda looks on from above in camo cargo shorts

damn man, this is some wacky shit.

No. 389370

>>389367

their on-screen chemistry is like a bad sitcom

No. 389371

>>389369
sorry for accidentally sharing twice guys.

>>389370
agreed. i almost feel bad for her. surely this wasn't her weeaboo dream.

No. 389375

>>365597
Really?! She's a strip of piss. What's she got to lose??

>Bad vibes. Bad vibes all round.

No. 389389

>>389364
>fiance makes fun of me

well no shit.

No. 389390

>>389375
there's been a lot of newfags itt since we swapped over from temp for some reason.

No. 390276

idk i’m confused but like her face looks a little different? maybe a little better? idk if it’s makeup or if she changed like her eye mkeup routine but she looks more presentable

No. 390416

>>390276
maybe she stopped her ED

No. 390435

>>390276
I noticed it too. I think she changed her bangs a little, they look thinner which looks way better on her.

No. 392345

What is she even doing?

No. 392346

Always with the panties with her. Why? Also, this shit -looks- like it was from the dollar store.

No. 392348

>>392346
watching her use those daiso makeup products is triggering me
>these makeups are really cheap!
yes, we know, they look it.

No. 392363

>>392346
Holy shit the affected broken English is getting a lot worse. This shit is ridiculous compared to her older videos.

No. 392387

>>392363
it's really bad…maybe it has to do with her newly found love for her chinese heritage.

she's still just as weeby but is also now pulling this weird 'chinese pride' persona that was really minimal before.

No. 392402

>>392345
is she fucking for real cutting based on the pins instead of marking it with chalk? wtf is wrong with her, seriously? there are different kinds of marking instruments for any and all fabric types and she decides to do a hackjob basing it around pins that can't even form a line.

No. 392555

>camera at ass level

great fiance there, corn.

No. 392814

>>392555
this is the most boring shit ever. I hope this channel dies soon. It's not even fun anymore to hatewatch her

No. 392833

>>392814
seriously, she's all washed up. no wonder these threads are so slow now.

No. 392851

>>392833
>>392814
Same. Yumi was one of my favorite cows. I still have hope that her marriage it's going to be a absolute tacky cringeworthy shitshow.

No. 392901

>>392363
It's an old video apparently, that's why the English is shit. She's not got her engagement ring on

No. 392908

>>392901
Why is she posting it -now- then?

No. 392909

>>392814
the cringiest thing in the vid is splenda telling her not to buy smelly foods and thinking you cook durians.

No. 393063

>>392555
I only watch these videos to see what her stupid cringefat fiance says and does.
Yumi is actually pretty non-milky in these shopping videos.
What makes it terrible is Splenda following her around in the store like a yellow fever creeper. Yumi explains different foods to him while he records and makes ignorant quips, which in his autistic mind are probably witty. Yet in reality it looks like he's messing around with a mail order bride in a grocery store. So fucking cringe.

No. 393092

>>392555
This shit is just ageplay in public.

No. 393095

>>392555
"Set me free" on the background music. A cry for help? Jesus this shit is too bizarre.

No. 393236

>>392345
At least it's a normal tutorial esque video

The ones with her fiance and thinnly-vailed fetish videos that are awful

No. 393494

Wish she did huge mukbangs tbh. For some reason I love to watch these bitches eat. Can't stop watching her eating videos. Same with Venus.

No. 393495

>>393494
she can't/doesn't want to eat that much and i can't blame her. she probably would get berated by splenda too much for that crap, even if she purges afterwards.

No. 393524

>>393494
>mukbangs
Why do people like you enjoy disordered eating videos? I don't see the appeal.

No. 393653

>>393494
anon are you okay? the way she eats is disgusting, she has zero table manners and chokes on her food in every goddamn video

>>392851
so true, it's the only thing im still looking forward to see. hope she'll vlog the shit out of that wedding

No. 393655

>>392908
She recycled another old, not yet published video lately. problably because she's getting even lazier but has to stick to her stupid upload schedule instead of putting actual effort into her videos and post more quality content

No. 393774

>>393524
I don't know either, anon. It's kind of satisfying to see someone eat something you won't eat yourself because it's so unhealthy. I especially like the instant noodles videos.

No. 394198

>>393774
ot but do the people who do mukbang just puke afterwards?

No. 394468

>>394198
Probably the skinny ones. Or they don't eat all day and/or the next day.

There's one guy that posted about developing diabetes and kidney failure, recorded himself saying that his life is over, and a few days later resumed posting mukbang videos. Don't want to post it because he deserves an entire thread of his own, but just for your knowledge.

No. 394829

>>394468
Good old Nick. Why doesn't he have a thread yet? LOL!

As for Yumi, her recent sponsored video is so odd. I tend to like watching her because I find her whole situation interesting, but her clothes are kind of ugly. Some just have no shape. Some are way to old-ish looking for her. And some are just plain cheap and ugly.

No. 394839

>>394829
my main thing with her is that she gets random sponsored shit and does the whole song and dance about it, but then actively wears/uses it, even the god awful looking stuff.

No. 394842

>>394829
He does, it just hasn't been bumped in a while

No. 396560

>>364809
New video of her mom fucking up her bangs with household scissors. Ew

No. 396575

>>396560
>that bit at the end where her mom keeps draping her hair over the sides of her face

No. 396687

>>396560
yumi eye are pretty here, idk why, the kitchen scissors are quite fucked up for this task

No. 396706

>>396687
Her eyes are pretty when she doesn't wear falsies and excessive amounts of eyeliner. She looks a lot younger without all that crap and since looking as young as possible is what she's going for I don't get why she'd age herself.

No. 396728

>>396560
wtf it took them 2 fucking days to trim her bangs?

>>396575
>even her mom wants her face to look smaller
kek

No. 396732

>>396560
Seriously putting a thumbnail like that, she really wants to look like some toddler, dumb but innocent

No. 396803

>>396560
She looks like a middle aged woman in her 40s with 2 kids without makeup.

No. 396820

>>396560
At 1:49 she's got hair all over her skirt. The school scissors are bad enough but she couldn't be bothered to wear a cape?

No. 396823

>>396803
She's just an ugly Chinese girl. She doesn't look like a teen but she she doesn't look middle aged. That requires a lot of wrinkles. Middle age is in your 50s.

>>396820
Well it's just her mom cutting her hair. Yumi should go to a salon and splenda should pay for it at least. I guess the complaint is that no one should think getting their hair cut by their mom is worthy for a video.

No. 396835

>>396823
she's been going to salons to get up-dos so idk why she couldn't have gotten a damn trim.

No. 396867

>>396560
My mom used to cut my hair in the kitchen until I started high school. I had no layers or bangs so it was just a straight cut. Kind of cringey thinking back but at the time we were short on money and I didn't care about my hair much yet.

Pretty sure it's illegal to cut someone else's hair without a license though in America. Is her mom going to get in trouble for this?

No. 396955

>>396867
it's illegal to charge people for a haircut without a licence but no, her mom isn't going to be SWATed for cutting her daughter's hair

No. 396960

>>396955
I like to imagine this anon thought Yumi's mom was such a cheapo she charged her own daughter for a trim

No. 397093

>>396867
>it's illegal to cut someone else's hair without a license

lmfao! I hope you're not serious. Maybe in a few years when your police state has gotten a bit more hardcore, though…

No. 397103

Whenever I watch Yumi I can't help but wonder what she might be like if she stopped the bimbo shtick and actually tried to grow as a person. It's similar with Venus. It would be so satisfying to see them as confident young women but I guess I'm a dreamer.

No. 397115

>>392555
how the fuck does someone act this retarded and pretentious and public without knowing that people know they're pretending? like if she's gonna act like an ESL autistic child at least put effort into it without pretending not to know things and squealing , she's already dumb why is she acting dumber? like what is she trying to achieve?

No. 401459

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>>396560
tfw your husband and parents are so cheap your mother cuts your bangs bowl cut style ewww

No. 401460

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shouldve first watched it till the end. the next day she actually cut the bangs even broader

im fucking dead.. thats for her wedding? it looks ridiculous?

No. 401498

>>401460
they're way too short for her face.

No. 401623

>>401460
She should get a side braided updo, not even a hairstylist can fix this mess.

No. 401816

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She should just cut all the way around

No. 401819


No. 401832

>>401819
holy shit
>using the drill on her real nails
>scissors
>that shit paint job

good god what the hell shop did she go to?

No. 401867

>>401832
It looks like a nail school, do you see the student kit on the side?

No. 401882

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>>401819
>that disgusting fucking towel

No. 401918

>>401819
This is just sad, they've cheaped out on absolutely everything for this wedding. It's going to look like some TaoBao sponsorship.

>Her parents don't seem to have helped chip in or help. And no i don't consider her Mum cutting her bangs help kek

>Splenda seems to be googling "cheap nail salon, Cheap Hairdressers, Cheap wedding venue, cheap wedding suit hire"
>Yumis mum has allowed her daughter to buy her wedding dresses of some chinese knock off website and not taking her back to china or chinatown to look at dresses irl

I mean i know weddings don't have to be expensive but she's buying the cheapest of the cheap. You'd think she would like atleast 1 nice thing to splurge out on, Dress, Cake, Venue, whatever.

I actually feel sorry for her.

No. 401937

>>401918
~$50,000~ guys.

No. 401941

>>401918

It sounds like it's going to be really tacky.

Some cheap shitty nail salons will absolutely destroy your nails when you could just paint them a nice colour if money is tight.

She could get a fairly simple dress or maybe a pre-owned one for a decent price instead of a shitty aliexpress one that looks elaborate in the product photos but will probably turn out to be horribly made in ugly Halloween costume looking fabric irl.

I get what you mean - weddings don't have to be expensive, it's just that she's going about it in a way that's bound to end in disaster.

No. 401983

>>401941
man her and splenda are so tacky. it's already clear the wedding is going to be at their home, and i'm sure she got all those up-dos for free. but man, they really deserve eachother, a bootleg sugar daddy and his bootleg trophy wife. it's like a bad ironic sitcom.

No. 402148


No. 402225

>>402148
>perfect for watching drama…eat with friends
>rinse, repeat x3
Does she keep her videos long for ad revenue or what? This could have been a less than two minute video easy if she wanted to explain her past, the way she eats it, and the ingredients.

No. 402241

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Guys shes did it, she's finished her transformation into Spock.

No. 402247

>>402148
this clickbait shit is not real.

No. 402248

>>402241
her bangs look shoop'd

No. 402902

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>>401459
I tried to give her her "dream face" for fun. Broken record here, but god. She really, really needs to give up with the whole baby girl thing. On top of it being weird and suspect, it just flat out doesn't suit her. And I don't even think her regular face is all that bad. I mean, she's not pretty imo, but what's she's doing now just makes her look so much worse. And the fact that her mom sorta grills on the same thing in that haircutting video makes me laugh.

No. 403103


No. 403133

>>403103
good lord, bitch has no aspirations, i know it was obvious from the beginning, but seeing this video is a nail in the coffin for her prozac fueled, depressing as fuck future. she's resigned herself to being a dollar store housewife to go along with her bootleg mail order wife situation for splenda's broke ass. (oh boy a 2 story house in bumfuck georgia, what a stud)

it just pains me to see this almost, because of how empty her life seems from even just a few years ago. despite being a cringy weeb, she atleast had aspirations (to be a cringy weeb) and did things that she seemed interested in, diys, cosplay, etc. now it's just shit hauls and "couple videos: that amount to oh look at my idiot racist fiance while i put on a stupid fake child FOB granny act.

i almost feel bad for her subscribers because no one asked for this weird vlog channel about her mundane relationship. she was a diy channel, that's why she was popular, cringy and a flake. she's boring as fuck now because she stopped being a cringy hot-glue dress making ,self-hating, moon-faced chinese girl who's pretending her name is corn in her native language to sound japanese.

there's so little cringe here now. just a dumb ugly chinese girl and her ugly chubby fiance and their borderline abusive relationship.

her channel is a shell, and she is too.

No. 403137

>>402902
Yumi looks like she had a botched nose job before she started her yt channel, I wouldn't be surprised at all if it's true

No. 403142

>>387505
Everytime I open this thread I see that gif and it makes me kek.
>college graduation day
>all the years of hard work and expensive tuition all comes down to this
>everyone is excited and eager to know what the future holds
>splenda, her mom, and her creepy stepdad all there to show their support for yumi
>all two of her friends graduating alongside her as well
>she gets her diploma and everybody's happy
>cut to the ride home
>"we met somebody and they gave us the name of a company where you can get a job now that you graduated"
>"ooo"
>"…and it's right here in seattle, very convenient!"
>yumi pauses
>in the age where college graduates struggle with landing a job and even finding opportunities yumi is presented with an amazing lead
>this could very well be the break she needs to start leading an independent adult life and growing the fuck up
>what does she have to say?
>smugly smiles and glances at the camera she's been vlogging with all day
>"i already have a job" :^)
>vid related plays
>screen goes to black
It's like one big joke.

No. 403171

>>403103
Girl needs to get a damn life. Aspiring to be a housewife is sad. And all she is going to do is stay home/cook/clean. She can barely cook, and didn't she clean a bathroom with paper towels and no cleaning solution?

I'm glad most of the comments are calling her out and saying depending on one person is degrading and staying at home/doing nothing is pretty pathetic.

No. 403220

>>402241
As ridiculous as the bangs look she actually looks pretty and youthful here, could be shopped

No. 403569

>>403142
It's like pottery. All those years, all that effort her mom put into immigrating to America with/for her, all that money spent on an education. Simply washed away because Yumi settled. Her YouTube channel can't last much longer in its current state and that job offer has certainly been filled by now. I really hope she's happy with the life she chose. She doesn't seem like the kind of person to change her situation for the better.

No. 403893


No. 403927

>>403893
up here anon >>403103

No. 404087

>>403171
>>403569
I've got to disagree with this. There's nothing wrong with being a housewife, and it's pretty common in Asian countries for women to go to college and then become stay at home moms/housewives.

I know she's in the U.S. or Canada, but she's very fobby so I doubt her parents would be disappointed in her choice. The main concern would be how her white fiance reacts, since a lot of western men think women should hold full-time jobs while performing household duties.

As for the job, she can always apply for jobs later. Unless she is applying for top positions/companies, she should be able to find something, even years down the road.

Some of you anons are so dramatic acting like she is doomed to some awful life or is making terrible choices.

No. 404105

>>404087
are you stupid? no one is saying there's something wrong with being a housewife, it' -her- being a housewife that's the issue.

you definitely sound new to the thread since you have no backstory on her. you completely ignored all the stuff that actually happened with her family after graduation (like her parents actively trying to set her up with a job) and are making generalizations. you realize her mom isn't a stay at home mom right?
it's not the fucking 90s anymore so believe it or not, asian families aren't relying on the stay at home mom thing anymore, especially in america, especially if there's no fucking kid yet.

the real issue is that she has absolutely no experience doing any housewife stuff, can't clean, can't cook(as illustrated in the video) and in general has no skills. she also has no kids so she will be bored as fuck, and essentially a NEET, which becomes fucking depressing.

No. 404373

>>404087
There is nothing wrong with being a housewife, but Yumi isn't even doing that. She is playing at being a housewife. It's a crazy elaborate role playing game for her weirdo Splenda man. That's the problem.

No. 404419

>>404105
Yumi won't be bored, it'll give her more chances to make more stupid videos with her prancing around in more cheap, tack clothes. She gets money (or least free tacky shit) and tons of attention without any of that pesky studying or working to get in the way. As others have said, she'll be a shitty housewife so I'm surprised that Splenda would support it, but then he's autistic and I doubt he cares too much anyway. His standards are already low, so I'm sure he'd be okay with microwave Trader Joe's food most of the time.

It is true though that a lot of Asian women work, in Asia and in the US. It's not as if Yumi has kids anyway, she doesn't really have an excuse for it. Not that there is anything wrong with being a housewife at all, this is actually a pretty good gig for someone who is lacking in appearance, ambition and brains like Yumi.

No. 404571

>>404419
Im going to have to disagree a bit here, it's really boring after a while. Not to blog, but I've been in a relationship where I didn't work and I got super lonely and clingy when my SO/friends weren't around and were working, I also had an etsy shop at the time, but who knows, maybe Yumi will be fine with it, she doesn't have many hobbies. I can't even begin to imagine how she'd function at a job, especially with her fake fobby mail-order-wife crap. I'm positive though that splenda will get sick of it when she's clinging to him after work every single day. Imagine that video "Cute and Sad! Husband and Wife fighting! ~My lonely housewife life~" But in all seriousness, he thinks she's unbearable now in the snippets we see here, I can't imagine he's thrilled with her being home all the time now. Plus, I'm scared she's going to burn the house down with cooking.

No. 405682

Such beautiful expensive high class luxury Victorian elegant sexy mature gorgeous cute modern rich girl wedding decor!

No. 405732

>>405682
Where do I get that plaid dress she's wearing?

No. 405742


No. 405752

>>405682
what happened to her other ugly overpriced chandelier?

No. 405772

>>405682
Omg bitch its your fuckimg wedding. Spurge a little.

No. 405815

>>405742
>that laugh
>spends 3 minutes explaining how to use a projector
>that laugh
>10 seconds of pumpkins
>did I mention that laugh?
I mean, the projector will look neat on Halloween night but that and two pumpkins are all they have. She should've waited until they put more effort into decorating before uploading.

No. 405817

>>405815
Forgot to sage. My b.

No. 405848

>>405732
Anon, love yourself. Knowing her is from AliExpress and made of literal tablecloth. You can do better.

No. 405850

>>405742
…Nearly thirty years old, folks.

No. 406520


No. 406527

>>406520
THOSE BANGS LMAO

No. 406531

>>406520
they look cute here

No. 406534

HONEY IS YOU WEARING A HELMET

No. 406536

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No. 406549

>>406520
"is it goud"

she doesn't get it, she is so stupid.

No. 406551

I honeslty think Yumi is a sweet person.. She's cringey and weeby but she doesn't really have bad intentions those are just her interests. It's just sad to see that she's downgrading her already empty life.. It seems she was in a rush to get married? considering she was getting older she probably couldn't find anyone else who would fit into her interests or something. At least back then she was making shitty crafts, it could have gone somewhere but she kinda brought this onto herself. You can see how empty she looks in her recent videos it's really sad.

No. 406554

>>406536
>>406534
>>406527
are the clip in??? they look fake!

No. 406691

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>>406554
agree, they look like one of these

No. 407312

>>406520

The things that pissed me off the most about this is how she acted like she couldn't say "sriracha" for a split second…geez. That was fake af

No. 408001


No. 408019

>>408001
>cute couple
clickbait

No. 408040

>>408001
I refuse to believe that this woman is almost 30. No, absolutely not. Does not compute.

No. 408075

>>408001
it's bizarre seeing that the only people dressed similarly to yumi are the little 2-5 year old girls. do yumi and splenda have no self-awareness in what sort of public image they present? everyone around them must think they're weird.

No. 408102

>>408001
God, if she had titled this one "stepfather-daughter outing" or some shit and I had no prior knowledge as to who she was I wouldn't even bat an eyelash.
>Awww, is that your daughter?
>No that's my…that's my wife.
Urgh.

No. 408120

>>408001
who the hell dresses like that to go to a corn farm?
nothing is stopping her of wearing appropriate and cute outfits.

No. 408761

>>408120
seriously! cute short boots and leggings and a jean skirt with some frilly top would have been just fine and still cutesy animu.

No. 408762

>>408001
look at yumi with all that yumi.

No. 408765

>>408001
damn. he's a fucking asshole jesus.

No. 408790

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No. 408938

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>>408790
>>408001
the uglyness of her face is astonishing
if at least she stop with the bulimia

No. 408939

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>>408001
very lady-like and family friendly yumi

No. 409256

>>408001
That dress is so cute. Only if it was little longer.

No. 409266

>>408790
live action carucature

No. 409481

>>406531

partly i think because Yumi talked less and they got to work together on something actually doable rather than like the PPAP video. this was a legit cooking vid i guess

No. 410097


No. 410103

>>410097
this is actually the most personality fiance has shown and the first time he actually looks like he's enjoying yumi's antics

No. 410110

This is a little depressing. For about half a year her channel is nothing more than a wedding channel. After that then what? House wife? Maybe I shouldn't feel too bad she settled this bad. But what was the point of her mother going to the US and getting her an education if all her daughter wanted to be was a house wife?

No. 410197

>>410110
I really doubt that their plans were anything other than shacking Yumi up with some old guy with yellow fever to leech off of. If anything, school was just to keep her preoccupied until then.

No. 410276

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What was point of that fake bangs?

Also splenda is actually funny… in that dad kinda way.

No. 410352

>>410276
that "before" is genuinely scary. like her eyes don't match or something

No. 410358

>>410097
She looks pretty good with dark lips imo.

No. 410389

>>410276
I never noticed how fish-eyed she is until now, and her bloated cheeks look worse than ever. Even the parody OP drawing is far more flattering than her real face.

No. 410420

>>410389
>fish-eyed
what does that mean?

No. 410848

>>410276
without splenda yumis videos would have zero humor

>>410097
that grwm was so damn lazy, she didn't even bother to do a voiceover or EVEN text so that viewers could see what she's doing, what products she used etc., she also didn't do closeups so it was hard to see anything

>>408790
damn that face, she needs a new style, she can't pull this kawaii style off at all

No. 411126

>>410420
it means she looks dead and walleyed.

No. 411309

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>>410420
it means you're as bug-eyed as a fish, Yumi

No. 411878

>>410358
agreed it makes her look younger somehow

No. 411880

>>410276
It honestly pains me how ugly she is

No. 411913

>>410276
She looks very good in the after. Too bad she prefers to stick to the dollar store kawaii. I don think she's necessarily fisheyed… She looks ugly because of her dumb hairstyle and bulimia cheeks. A bit of darker colors and filling the think cow fringe does wonders to Corn

No. 413415

>omg I'm soooOOOooo Asian! XD

No. 413418

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>>413415
>don't need a career if you trap the first man you meet in a marriage

No. 413419

>>413415
why did she use the chinese flag instead of typing out the name? wtf?

No. 413846

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>>413419
>has a degree in interactive media design

No. 415052

It's the big day!

No. 415325

>>415052
aw, those pictures in the end aren't bad. This video was actually watchable, but maybe that's because she isn't talking

No. 415369

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>>415052
I feel bad saying this, but the pictures reminded me of something you'd see on one of those cheap Asian clothing websites like Milanoo or something.

No. 415427

ITS HERE.

No. 415442

>>415427
Oh that is the saddest group of people at a wedding I’ve ever seen

No. 415470

>>415442
The filters on some of the footage make everyone's skin look like plastic. I mean, I assume that's some kind of filter.

No. 415564

File: 1509844286484.png (1.72 MB, 1570x680, Screen Shot 2017-11-04 at 22.4…)

>>415427
holy shit, that is what Yumi considers expensive and elegant wedding? they run out of money?

>she did her own makeup

>aliexpress dress and shoes
>literally like 35 guests
>the place look's like someone backyard
>only a few are yumi's age, maybe her friends
>the rest is old people (Splenda daddy friend I assume) and kids (their kids maybe?)
>the food looks like something homemade

Maybe this looks like nitpicking but it really looks like it was a budget wedding, almost like it was organized at last minute. And since Yumi isn't poor and neither is splenda daddy I don't see why they got that level of frugal. I seriously expected some sort of tacky and big wedding like most of Chinese people do. Can some anon from USA tell me how expensive are weddings?

No. 415566

>>415564
Awww poor Yumi has no friends, it's a ll a bunch of soccer moms and dads with small kids.

No. 415572

>>415427
Is the Y&S at the end supposed to be their first initials? Maybe his name really is Splenda!

No. 415594

File: 1509846752895.jpg (476.22 KB, 1200x889, empty chairs.jpg)

>>415564
>Can some anon from USA tell me how expensive are weddings?
Expensive, but I think the cheapness of Yumi's wedding is reflected by her lack of planning and Splenda cutting off her money budget at some point.
I was a bridesmaid for a friend. An expensive looking villa, catering, photographers, DJ, and a hair stylist for us and a makeup stylist for her all set her family back quite a few grand. I think ~$10k is the standard going price for a wedding with a nice venue and professional organization.

Her wedding is so sad for other reasons, however. No bridesmaids, no groomsmen, no guests, no trace of Yumi's family (maybe the dark-haired girl in the floral white dress?). All those empty chairs and so little at that…

It's like nobody cares about them marrying because it's apparent it's an old guy trying to get hitched before he zeroes out, and a young asian girl needing the security. It's almost like people know intrinsically how shameful it all is. Oh and, Splenda looks like her distant uncle. Gross.

No. 415603

>>415566
Not only that, but the only person that seems to be from Yumi's side of the family is her mom (and her stepdad, if you wanna count him.)

No. 415608

>>415594
Engaged anon here. I think you're gravely underestimating how expensive a wedding is. The average cost of a wedding in the US right now is about 30k. The venue rental cost alone is usually about 5k for a day like Friday or Saturday. When you factor in food, alcohol, security, renting chairs and tables, linen, the dress, decor, flowers, photography, a DJ, entertainment things like a photobooth…. it adds up quite quickly. For as "drab" as Yumi's wedding looks, this could have easily cost her 10k+.

No. 415616

>>415608
Yup, a year and a half married anon and we were able to keep ours as cheap as possible and it was still around 15,000. Shit adds up quick.

No. 415619

>>415608
>For as "drab" as Yumi's wedding looks, this could have easily cost her 10k+.

If she paid even $5k for that outcome she was gravely ripped off. Sorry.

No. 415623

>>413418
underrated comment

No. 415627

>>415619
*Spenda was gravely ripped off

No. 415635

>>408790
I can't stop laughing jfc

This wedding feels so sad though. Not even in a funny way, just sad.

No. 415716

>>415564
Wait, wasn't this supposed to be $50,000 or something? That simply isn't possible for what I am seeing here. I've known people who had bigger/obviously nicer weddings in expensive parts of California that cost around 50k and it was nothing like that, plus isn't she in Georgia? I knew she was going to go cheap but this is even more than I expected.

Also why are there so many empty chairs?

>>415608
No way. The major costs of a wedding are the venue/food and she clearly cheaped out on that plus her wedding is clearly very small. 10k makes sense if she had more than 30 people or whatever she has. Her wedding cost less than 10k, though I wouldn't guess a specific amount…I would even say less than 5k. I almost want to say this is either Splenda's or her parent's backyard.

No. 415718

>>415716
Splenda's backyard

No. 415722

>>415718
Yeah, the entryway looked really familiar but I'd never seen a video of the back so I wasn't sure. To put a positive spin on things: the wedding was very Yumi.

I'm a little surprised the wedding wasn't at her parent's house (I know they have two but she did a tour of one that looked pretty nice and had a huge yard iirc).

No. 415794

I wonder if Yumi's wedding room was included in the wedding budget? I really do think she spent a good amount on her wedding. They did a lot of diy and that adds up. Then she got her hair done and her nails done several times leading up to the wedding. I wonder if that is all calculated in? The chair rental probably wasn't cheap either. It may not look like much but I feel they spent several thousand on their wedding for sure. It didn't look bad to me personally, just not elegant. But it was a nice looking wedding.

No. 415799

>>415608
>For as "drab" as Yumi's wedding looks, this could have easily cost her 10k+.

That's impossible. The wedding was at splenda's backyard, the decor was bought by them at wallmart or something, very cheap tho. If I remember correctly her mother gave her the dress.

since apparently yumi's mom doesn't work, I'm starting to think that only splenda daddy was the only one spending money for the wedding.

No. 415807

i feel like the majority of the guests were probably his coworkers

No. 415929

>>415608
It's true that weddings ARE expensive but considering Yumi and her Splenda Daddy and seeing the results, we can guess they cut back a TON of stuff that is actually expensive:

Probably no invitations, no flower arrangement (besides her aliexpress worthy bracelet and maybe bouquet ?), no bridesmaids or pre-wedding photographer (we see the prographers in some shots but they probably paid someone local for like 2 hours instead of the full day and thousand of pictures + editing that makes it super expensive), doesn't seem to be any catering anyway since it's a buffet for like 30 people. Guessing no open bar.

5K seems like a reasonnable amount for what it's worth. I don't get it because I always assumed Splenda Daddy was some kind of well paid engineer, I bet he could afford a 15k wedding if he wanted to. He probably is the kind of guy who think 5k is already pushing it.

No. 415954

>>415427
I'm laughing because it reminds me of a wedding in The Sims. Like they just threw down the wedding arch in Buy mode in their backyard and just called over a few of their neighbors

No. 415963

>>415954
holy shit anon you're right kek

it made me super sad. Yumi is the only one there her age. The other anons from a while back were right that she really has no friends, including from university. She must have kept to herself a lot because to not make friends at uni is odd. You can sit alone by yourself and still make friends. This is coming from someone with very little friends in general.

No. 415964

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>>415954
Holy shit, you're right!

No. 415972

>>415964
Hahahahahaha they even had like the buffet table and everything too

No. 416298

>>415964
comedy gold

No. 417058

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>>415427
Yumi actually looks cute. Her face is natural mess but she did well nonetheless. The straps kinda lowers the wow factor somewhat but I'm impressed she doesn't look cheesy or is wearing some five dollar hanfu dress made for children.

The party itself looks rather boring. There's like 20? people there.. guess this proves yumi has no friends.

No. 417150

>>417058
It looks like she's posing in a picture with her adoptive father. Makes me wish that any minute a younger, cuter man will come out from the back and come be with Yumi instead. But no, Splenda is her husband now guys, ewwwww lol.

No. 417154

also, in the “get ready with me” video, she’s wearing a different dress than she does in the wedding one lmao. She’s probably been married for a week or so by now. What’s even the point of this?

No. 417161

>>415964

holy shit I literally thought this was legit another wedding photo before I zoomed in.

No. 417227

>Unfortunately the videographers did not show up at the wedding so we had to piece together the video from video clips from family and friends.

>Location: GA, Our Sweet and lovely backyard (My husband built lot of things for the wedding. There will be some diy videos of things he made)


>Guests: Thanks to all our family and friends that could attend the wedding. I’m sad that so many of my Chinese family and friends live so far away and could not attend. Also a family of deer chose to attend the ceremony also.


This is what she wrote in the description. Fuck it's so sad. She honestly seems disappointed that barely anyone came to her wedding (not even the videographers)
Also kek Splenda built stuff for the wedding, can they get any cheaper?

No. 417232

>>417227
>no videographers
>backyard
>aliexpress wedding dress
>no DJ
>no catering
>no guests
>no bridesmaids nor groomsmen

>>415608
>cost her 10k+
Lol, nah anon. Splenda gypped her but she had to go along with it and pretend like it was a $10k+ wedding. It's sad.

No. 418828

Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't this supposed to be a 50k wedding, per Yumi's word?

Maybe a slip of the tongue and she meant to say 5k. I can't help but feel bad for her, must suck for your wedding day to be so cheap and to have no one you know.

No. 418829

Where is her husband from? He sounds either gay or like he's from Kentucky… Not sure which is worse.

No. 418856

>>418829
Georgia, I think?

No. 419172

>>417232
what the point of marrying an older different race guy if he can't do for you! lol. he talks to her like a toddler. constantly belittles her. yet this is the wedding. its not bad looking but she can do better. if he was a Chinese boy her age it would be no problem. instead he is a man that wont let speak.

No. 419214

>>418828
With this video I think it's pretty much confirmed that the wedding cost was around 5k or less. I don't know why Yumi was so vocal about the wedding being "expensive" and everything. I mean, nothing against DIY, but if they were cheap in the decoration and venue, they could at least have some nice food and a nice dress for Yumi.

I actually think splenda is kinda funny but still creeps me out that he is literally like a southern father, he is handy, speaks weird and everything.

No. 419219

>>419214
what happened with that gaudy red aliexpress dress that she was going to wear at her wedding?

No. 419227

>>419214
I'm guessing they either changed their minds, or they could also be having a second ceremony (which isn't uncommon for interracial and Chinese weddings)

No. 419259

>>419219
Maybe she decided against doing the dress change thing common to Chinese weddings? Or maybe it's another video? I don't know, from what we saw so far the other dressed didn't seem to feature at all. I guess it really didn't matter if the only person from her side there was her mother.

I don't think people would mock her wedding as badly if she hadn't mentioned that $50,000 thing. There's nothing wrong with a cheaper/DIY wedding and that could have been used for clicks in itself, I have no idea why she didn't go that route. It's just a bit of a shame she didn't go for better food too, from the video it looked overcooked and crappy. At least the cake seemed nice though.

It's also both creepy and kind of refreshing to see Splenda excited and displaying genuine energy.

No. 419293

>>419259
>It's also both creepy and kind of refreshing to see Splenda excited and displaying genuine energy.

I'm just glad for once the video doesn't depict him patronizing Yumi like a stupid six year old constantly.

No. 419321

Seems like Yumi's got a following in China, too. All of her vids gets at least 10 thousand views, which is rare considering everything's in English and there aren't any subtitles, and are all reuploads from a third-party who probably downloaded from Youtube. In comparison even some Taylor Swift mvs only get around 50 thousand views so you can see what they think of foreign videos.
I'm not really surprised, though. Yumi's got pale skin, super thin body,and round cheeks, which is considered pretty in China. If you look at some of their internet celebs, they all look ghostly pale, wear circle lenses, and photoshop their cheeks.
I wonder if Yumi knows about this.

ps. just in case anyone got the wrong idea and thought Yumi's famous in china—she's not. She just got a decent-size group of fans there.

source:
https://www.bilibili.com/video/av14570094/?from=search&seid=5534785087057200008

No. 419346

>>419321
Her following in China is just as mixed as her Western following. Someone on PULL translated some of the comments under the bilibili videos a year or 2 ago and she gets a mix of positive and negative comments like on her youtube.
Iirc people also thought splenda was her dad/stepfather lol.

>>419227
>>419219
I think she said she wanted to have a separate Chinese ceremony with the Chinese part of her family in her review of the red polyester garbage bag.

No. 419377

In the first wedding video theres kid who is on his phone for whole seremony…

No. 419402

File: 1510218857938.gif (1.21 MB, 206x196, 1504107638742.gif)

>>403133
>who's pretending her name is corn in her native language to sound japanese

Laughed way harder than I should.

No. 419676

>>419219
I bet she broke it by accident, or washed it and made it shrink. Or maybe she did change into it, but drank so much fit tea that she shat all over it.

No. 420030

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>>419321
Found the translated bilibili comments on pull.

No. 420031

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No. 420032

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No. 420033

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No. 420034

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No. 420355

Those comments are way too positive… how low are their standards???
Her natural looks is pretty, she looks like a BJD… as if!

No. 420762

Congratulation on her getting married. Her man is interesting to say the least.

No. 422433

>everything is held together by zip ties
>Splenda acting like an autist while Yumi squeals like a child
>surprised they can't bring fish and sushi on the plane to their honeymoon

No. 422462

>>422433
she edited this wrong, she shows the "got dressed too early mom filmed this/dad decorated carpet" part with the family photo at the end twice

No. 422589

>>422433
Even hillbilkes in full camo wedding gear looks better. How long were they engaged and they couldnt have saved a few K to get something that looks nice.

No. 422847


No. 422855

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>>422847
Pregnancy is going to be very difficult for her, almost every very tiny woman I've ever seen has problems conceiving and also she is going to have some back problems with the extra weight.
I hope she starts eating healthy this time (not that microwave quinoa) and puts on some weight or her baby will have malnutrition problems.

No. 422884

>>422855
I feel sorrier for the baby growing up in their weird relationship dynamic. Yumi doesn't seem motherly since she comes off as airheaded and irresponsible, and Splenda doesn't appear fatherly aside from how old he looks. I wouldn't be shocked if he was minimally involved with his own kid after it's born, since he gets so snarky when even Yumi acts juvenile. He comes off as impatient and irritable.
But hey, having a baby will increase their channel views and that's so much more important than maturing into their own relationship for a couple more years!

No. 424028

>>415427
>>419214
>>422433
Finally watched the trilogy (part 1 attached for anyone who hasn't seen it). I'm torn. I grew a lot of respect for Splenda as I saw him put so much effort into creating main pieces for the wedding. At the same time, he was acting more so like the father of the bride or even just a handy uncle. Yumi had no sustenance but I will admit her dress looked pretty when they were dancing. Two things struck me as really weird: 1) the actual wedding video was only 5 minutes long while all the behind the scenes was 20 minutes combined; 2) the guests' faces were visible during the wedding video but covered with big pink hearts for the behind the scenes videos.

And now we wait for the baby videos.

No. 424126

>>422884
>MY CHINESE AMERICAN MIXED BABY WEARS HANFU
>DRESSING MY SON UP AS A GIRL
>MATCHING OUTFITS WITH MY DAUGHTER
>20 CUTE, CHEAP BABY CLOTHES & TOYS
>CUTE MIXED FAMILY OUTING (CHINESE-AMERICAN)
I'm not ready.

No. 425240

>>422855
So I know she did a video where it explained her and Splenda slept in different rooms because her parents were traditional. I think I was okay with their freak relationship because it involved no sex, but the idea of …gross. Just seems like pedophilia.

No. 425973

>>424126
>>DRESSING MY SON UP AS A GIRL
>>MATCHING OUTFITS WITH MY DAUGHTER

topkek

No. 426156

>>422847
Are we not going to talk about this thumbnail oml

No. 426260

>>425240
They were doing sexual stuff, come on. She wore a pet collar and ate out of pet bowls in those early videos, plus Splenda seemed like he was into degrading her back then (and now, just less directly). I'm pretty sure they had separate rooms for show and so they could do their creepy lg/dd roleplay, not because she was super traditional.

I feel terrible for any kid they have, but I look forward to his posting on r/hapas one day, he'll dish out the good stuff on his parents and their creepy relationship.

No. 426403

>>426260
don't forget the panties he bought her

No. 426437

>>424028
I have no respect for him. He's an ass and half the stuff he did was simple/looked bad. He wasn't doing it to be nice either, it was to be cheap.

>>425240
LOLno. They did that so they could have that creepy scene of waking her up. If her parents were traditional they'd make her marry a Chinese boy. They have a DDLG relationship.

>>426156
kys

>>426260
This, her relationship has always been super creepy and gross.


All of these newfags sperging up the thread acting like splenda and yumi's relationship is cute and nice are annoying the hell out of me.

No. 426446

>>426260
>>426437
I am a newfag to the Yumi drama, but in no way did I claim it was cute. It's absolutely freakish, but I suppose I view them both as mentally retarded so I can't imagine them having sex unless it's them saying so. I think of it as some weird gimmick for youtube views so even the DDLG stuff is a play. I never really imagine it as real.

No. 426447

>>426446
Forgot my sage, apologies.

No. 426451

>>426446
Then maybe I wasn't talking about you, maybe I was talking about all the other anons who are literally saying that.

No. 426458

>>426446
he bought her panties that say "fuck me" last Christmas

After people noticed the print, she cut it out of the video.

You cannot tell me they were abstinent during that time and expect me to believe it

No. 426462


No. 426468

>>424028

Ergh… their kid.

"AFWM KAWAII JAPA- CHINESE AHEM HAFU HAPA WHITE GLORIOUS BABY CLOTHING"

And every fucking Asian fetishist flocking to her video in hopes of breeding a mixed asian white kid. Her kid will look asian anyway- it wont even look white. Hapas only get light hair at and a bigger nose at most. He has dark hair so no exotic blue eyes or blonde hair for YOU Yumi.

Imagine her and Venus Angelic meeting?

Fucking CRINGE.

No. 426471

>>426468
No. Stop using hapa, it's cringy, say mixed race or something else, other languages have words for that so using a hawaiian word is stupid. All your facts about chinese/white mixed kids is wrong. Sage your shit. Kys.

No. 426552

>>426451
I only see "cute" remarks on her youtube. If anons think it's cute than they must be a little retarded themselves.

>>426458
>>426462
…If I don't immediately forget I read this I'll never eat again. That's disgusting.

No. 426605

She speeds her speaking on videos now and is very unsetteling. I dont know what it is but its worse than her slow speak.

No. 426692

>>426468
As fucked up as their son will/would be, I hope they don't have a girl. Splenda is already a creep, I can't imagine him with a daughter and I get the feeling a daughter would attract a bunch of other creeps with yellow fever to her channel. First for her being a stupid "submissive" Asian wife to her old white husband but of course for their hapa daughter who will end up getting pimped out for attention.

And I think the better meeting would be with Xiaxue. I will say though, at least Yumi seems like she wouldn't be delusional about her kids ending up white or white-looking since of course they wouldn't be.

No. 426712

Anyone think she's going to get her future baby seriously sick with all the cheap, lead based taobao toys and clothes she'll order?

"Cute Cheap Fashion Baby uwu!!!"

No. 427575

>>426260
wasn't there a theory that the two room thing was for "sneaking and molesting" roleplay? also there was the room they decorated which was the only room they even made videos about, and yumi even tries to keep her body as much like that of a child possible, her bf is clearly a pedo with child molestation fantasies and she's just fueling it or is a pedo herself by trying to be as much as a child as possible, for the different room thing chances are if it wasn't for roleplay they just did it for their parents sake, but to act like they never did anything sexual is just delusional

No. 427578

>>422855
she isn't even that tiny, they're probably gonna be retards about the pregnancy and fuck up the poor baby before it's even born in their pedo-based pretentious relationship, hell splenda couldn't even handle yumi being over 100 lbs, yumi already had problems with bulimia, her diet is awful and they can't even cook right, splenda is clearly a pedo and doesn't give a shit about how his actions affect yumi, I wish they could just get sterilized

No. 427784

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq0eO6keI8M

she actually looks kinda cute here imo(lolcow.farm/info)

No. 427842

>>427575
i think he has a thing for kids anyways. lets look at the one moment in that corn field video where he even chitchats with two little kids who appear to be total strangers with him, and yumi just films in silence. so im pretty sure hes somewhat drawn to kids; not necessarily in a pedo way.

No. 427854

>>426692
this. this. this.

I really hope she asteast has a son and stops at that. A daughter with Splenda it's so unsettling to even think of. I also think her chanel will become more low-key "fetish". a DDLG, interracial, non english speaking, submissive wife with a young child.. Also though thought of both of them calling Splenda "daddy" makes me dry heave.

Most of me is hoping that she will mature a bit after a child. I've seen a lot of people do a complete 180 after giving birth. Although, i dont see Splenda doing that.

No. 427925

>>427854
You know, I feel like Yumi's own mom might end up stepping in and doing the bulk of the actual child rearing and Yumi'll just end up brandishing it around for dumb baby and me videos. Like a Kailyn Marie Wilcher sort of situation going on.

No. 427949

>>427784
>>425973
quit namefagging. don't put anything in the name field.

>>426156
type sage into the email field to sage a post, nothing else.

No. 427967

>>426471
Moron, tons of people use hapa for half asians including the japanese immigrants who were in california in the goddamned 70s. Get the fuck over yourself. You sound more pissed that someone who is mixed has some pride in their identity. The meanings of words change all of the fucking time.

No. 427989

>>427842
What is wrong with you? A man can like children without being a pedo. You know some men actually WANT to be fathers?

No. 428171

>>427989
not that anon it wasn't about him wanting to be a father it was his actions and the vibes he gives off,there's more than enough evidence he's a pedo and its not just in the cornfield video

No. 428365

>>427989
>>428171

same anon.
yeah im talking about the creepy vibe he gives off. even if you want to be a father so hard you dont go to public events and start talking with children you dont even know, even filming them (thank god they had the decency of not filming the faces) like a creep. he gives a weird vibe around kids, thats all im saying. especially considered his kind of ddlg relationship.

No. 428420

>>365051
Someone did say in the comments of her wedding video that he's 31 but that could easily be complete fantasy. I know she's 27/28 by now she just acts like a child but still, he either aged extremely quickly and poorly or it's just nonsense.

No. 428421

>>365140
She used to be creative and alter and make things so she easily could have even made that dress look better but apparently her 'haters' have made her never want to touch a sewing machine again, or something equally as dramatic.

No. 428423

>>422855
You're a retard and don't know how pregnancy works in a woman. Your whole post screams insecurity especially when she isn't "tiny". She's average height and weight for a Chinese woman, the most populated country in the world. Tell me more about how "tiny women" have problems conceiving. Go lose some weight, anon.

No. 428466

>>428421
that's not what happened, she just said she was bored or some shit, it was an excuse for wanting to fucking get off her ass instead of posting sponsered videos.

>>428423
not that anon but stop being mad. yumi clearly has an ED and most girls with ED have trouble getting their periods, let alone being pregnant. she's not 'average weight' and her body is infact less developed than the average chinese woman. sit the fuck down.

No. 428626

>>364809
new vid came out. god the cringe.

No. 428629

Ddlg confirmed by Splenda in the new video

No. 428635

>>428626
>New vids out
>Lemme not link it though
C'mon, man.

No. 428653

>>427925
This is most likely what'll happen. It's normal in Chinese families for one of the grandmothers to step in and "help" raise the child (sometimes almost raise the child completely on their own) while the mother tends to the husband.

No. 428660

>>428629
not even really splenda. he just wastes all money on useless home decor and utilities & DIY bricolage stuff. then forbids yumi to buy anything or make requests because theyre broke and he wants to save up for more useless DIY and decor shit. hes not a splenda daddy, hes a soccer dad.

hes so pissed at her even in this video. i feel sad for her, he seems to be extremely self centered and focused on his soccerdadness and amusement (and im not talking about the fact he doesnt want to watch kids cartoons with her).

No. 428667

>>428629
where? timestamps buddy

No. 428671

>>428660
for fucks sake, don't come in here and feel sad for her. she did this to herself, she asked for this, she went to college and decided she wanted this. i hate this idea of 'lets all feel sorry for corn' she knows damn well what she's doing. she's a bootleg gold digger and this is what she dug up, she's planned this out, this is what she wants.

No. 428674

>>428671
dont worry, im not defending her. i just feel bad for her, it doesnt mean i feel sympathy. she doesnt seem clever enough to understand what shes done to herself anyways, in all honesty. but the vids shes making do look kind of sad, generally speaking.

No. 428678

>>428674
are you kidding me? i wish i could dig up her okc profile caps, she legit was looking specifically for an older man with a job who doesn't play video games. she knows what she's doing, she's getting a free ride. corn may be shit at diy, annoying and terrible at lying, but she knows exactly what she's doing. also please sage.

No. 428688

>>428678
Oh man I need those screens anon

No. 428705

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>>428688
i gotchu babby.

No. 428709

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>>428705
more old but gold milk

No. 428721

>>428705
Thx bby
>By next christmas
wait, was it last year?

No. 428729

>>428667
>>428629

I just suffered through that entire video. He doesn't do anything out of the ordinary that makes me think they're into ddlg. Yumi is way more cringey than Splenda is, anyway.

No. 428734

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>>428721
It used to be "by Christmas 2015" and she updated it last year, ultimately deleting the year. She even deleted the preferred age range from her profile, so I think it's safe to assume Splenda is older than 38.

No. 428735

>>428671
>'lets all feel sorry for corn'

I spit my drink out, that's hilarious. Let's just start calling her that from now on. Polite sage

No. 428739

He referred to the kids section as the babygirl section. He calls her that, too. If you can’t skim a video to find this… all I have to say is lol

No. 428743

>>428734
>I think it's safe to assume Splenda is older than 38.

I've been saying this for the longest time. Anyone who doesn't think Splenda is going on 40 years old is super delusional. He behaves and looks like an old man. Nobody should feel sympathy for corn.

No. 428749

>>428743
Same anon. Honestly, to me he looks at least 48. I used to think it was 53, but I don't think hes THAT old.

No. 428761

>>428735
Yeah, I think another anon confirmed her yumi name just means corn. She used to use yumi on her youtube and stuff but put her real name yuhan on other social media. IIRC she showed her passport or license with the 'yu' part of her name but now that she's pretending it's yumi she can't change the chinese so her 'yumi' name translates to corn and isn't a name at all.

No. 428804

watch them divorce in like 2-3 years

No. 428841

>>428635
>baby boss is so cute
>watching baby boss with her 'daddy'

kill me

No. 428866

>>428365
I can't say if he's a pedo or not, but that video is in no way proof he is. He is an awkward guy, of course he's going to be awkward with children. I don't know what fuck ass country you live in, but in my country its perfectly normal for a man to interact with children. Maybe he was feeling paternal because he will have one coming with Yumi soon? Maybe he just likes talking with children? Also those children weren't even asian. You think Splenda would ever waste a second on anything white?

No. 428878

>>428866
why are you defending him while also criticizing him? also in america it's weird cause people don't talk to anyone i've heard. also sage.

No. 428923

>>428866
>the children were white therefore splenda isn't a pedo
wow excellent proof anon, keep in mind pedos aren't picky, because if they were yumis old flat ass would be single
he treats her like a child, and not in a playful bf/gf way, he makes her shitty meals, pumps her with vitamins, buys her childlike clothing, buys her kids things, talks to her and disciplines her like an angry, borderline abusive dad, on top of all that encourages her to lose weight despite her already being skinny and flat, he can't even take her weight in lbs being 3 digits, since we all know they are into ddlg, which is roleplay child molestation, and he has been proven to act sexual with her all the while treating her like a child
if someone has ddlg fantasies, assuming they're not doing it just to please a partner or just try it, then they most likely had incest/child molestation fantasies to begin with, just like people who roleplay teacher/student have had legit teacher/student fantasies, people who roleplay doctor/patient have had legit doctor/patient fantasies and so on, now, there's a big difference between people wanting to get kinky in a doctors office vs someone who fetishizes children and their things as well as roleplaying a father/child daughter fantasy in a sexual way. on top of all that, the way he communicates with children is creepy, not it's not about "OMG A MAN CANT INTERACT WITH CHILDREN ANYMORE WITHOUT YOU CRAZY PEDO WITCHUNTERS!!!!"
he gets frustrated talking to yumi when yumi plays dumb, so why the fuck would he ~enjoy~ talking to kids

No. 428942

>>428878
Do you even live in America? Because that's a pretty odd assumption to make of Americans. It's not a weird sight for people to be out in public, see a baby and interact while talking to the parents.

Where is all the Splenda is a pedo stuff coming from? That's such a gross assumption to make of a person. Even if Yumi herself acts like a little kid, it's not fair to assume this man is a pedophile if there's no actual proof.
Saged for sperging, my apologies.

No. 428950

>>428942
>Where is all the Splenda is a pedo stuff coming from? That's such a gross assumption to make of a person. Even if Yumi herself acts like a little kid, it's not fair to assume this man is a pedophile if there's no actual proof.

lurk more, also this is the reason why we have so many pedos walking around, people fail to ignore warning signs and just say ~teehee no legit proof then hes no pedo~

No. 429020

>>428942
yes, while talking to parents. guys who go up to strange kids without parents around are pedo shit.

No. 429022

>>428942
gtfo the thread newfag, you obviously have no idea what you're talking about. are you saying anyone who doesn't want to diddle kids wants corn's 10 year old boy body?

No. 429026


No. 429032

>>429026
holy shit this is the saddest i've seen this cat shirt look on anyone.

No. 429033

>>429032
prob because she has saggy tits and refuses to wear a bra so she looks more flat for pedodaddy

No. 429040

It’s like u guys forgot about her first morning routine video where she’s having her “tiny rice”. She can’t pronounce quinoa, and she’s like “what do you call this?” Splenda says tiny rice. She’s like tiny rice? That’s what you call it? Mans says “what I call it is what adults call it. What you call it is what babygirls call it”

Can we talk about how splenda drags out his words?

No. 429041

>>429040
no one forgot, they are just fucking dumb newfags

No. 429102

>>428923
>he gets frustrated talking to yumi when yumi plays dumb, so why the fuck would he ~enjoy~ talking to kids

because yumi is an adult who plays dumb and thinks it's cute and innocent when really it's just annoying. someone who plays dumb (yumi) is different from someone who is actually dumb (a child)

No. 429158

he literally wants her to look as childlike as possible, but hey, that's AbsOlUtElY NOt a SIgN oF PeDo TeNDEncIEs!!!

sage for sperg

No. 429269

>>429102
you forget the fact that he puts up with it so they can screw.

No. 429364

are people seriously arguing about splendas reputation? who let you guys in here?

No. 429390

>>429102
>because yumi is an adult who plays dumb and thinks it's cute and innocent when really it's just annoying

Splenda obviously gets something out of it or else he'd tell her to stop and wouldn't play into it.

No. 429413

>>428705
>You DO NOT play video games
why tho??? I'm honestly confused

>>428735
shoot me if I'm wrong, but haven't we been calling her that for a long time?

No. 429508

>>429413
sounds right, anon. there's a lot of summer this winter is all.

No. 429520

>>429413
To be blunt, a lot of single guys that play video games tend to be immature and spend most of their income on gamer shit. They're less traditional, and want their women to hold jobs and actually be of use around the home. I think Corn was specifically looking for an older guy with the presumption that if he didn't have a lot of geek hobbies, there'd be more of his money to spend on her. Splenda seems traditional, but he's also a cheapskate.

No. 429528

>>429413
probably something I agree with yumi on
while what >>429520 said is true, there's all kinds of guys that play video games
the only ones I accept are the ones who just take up gaming as a hobby rather than getting extremely hooked on it and have it be their routine and take it so seriously to the point of getting legitimately frustrated with video games or taking video game jargon seriously, a lot of gamers tend to have crazy standards and expect the girl they're with to be a bigger gamer than they are with big tits and gawk over twitch girls or whatever, not to mention a lot of the time, when dating a gamer, if they're often very into it, they'll reject dates or social gatherings to play, sometimes they'll invite you over and do nothing but just stare at a screen and shoot things for hours, it's even more shitty cuz sometimes when you go out of your way to be with that person and hang out and all that person wants to do is play video games and ignore you


sage for splurging, blogging, ranting and ot oops

No. 429632

>>428878
>>also in america it's weird cause people don't talk to anyone i've heard. also sage.

Wow, you are really ignorant…

No. 429835

Hooty toot theory:
If she's not too malnourished from the bulimia to get pregnant, once she pops out a kid, she's gonna turn into a real rice farmin old cunt.
She's gonna stop throwing her food up, get fat, wear her hair in curlers, yell at splenda to shut the fuck up, she knows English and doesn't need a closeted pedophile to condescend to her, and eventually she'll take all $400 from splenda's savings account, and fuck right off back to China with her anchor baby.

No. 429977

>>429835
her family lives in the usa you imbred autist. stop fucking giving her any sympathy. she is an adult and knows what she's doing. she likes this shit and wants a closeted pedo.

No. 429981

>>429977
I think you responded to the wrong person.
Or you might be retarded.

No. 429998

why are so many anons ITT defending splenda? how new are you idiots that you haven't seen him be very obviously gross towards her. you seriously don't think her being a whiny furby all the time doesn't get his dick hard? her 'routine' video where 'they slept in different beds' has him coming in and tickling her 'awake', you think they don't usually fuck during that? you guys are insane.

No. 430002

>>429998
Wasn't there an instance where she had removed a clip from a video where he'd given her a pair of underwear for Christmas that had something particularly explicit written on them?

No. 430011

>>430002
well the "fuck me" panties were a decent gift rather than all the aliexpress shit he brought her, did she ever even use the hairdye btw?
it kinda grosses me out how sexual they act all while doing everything in their power to seem as much like a father/daughter relationship as possible, it blows my mind how people don't think there's even the slightest pedophilia involved

No. 430104

>>430011
those are from aliexpress tho. she gets most of her stuff (save her sponsored shit) from this shop: https://nekopara.aliexpress.com/store/1762602
it seems including hanfu anon pointed it out before.

No. 430113

>>430011
probly cos like how a lesbian is never going to be attracted to some man acting girly, a woman acting childishly is not going to satisfy or interest a pedo? i dunno tho

No. 430191

>>430113
what is ddlg?

also corn doesn't look like woman, she has a child's body.

No. 430201

>>430113
DISCLAIMER:I AM IN NO WAY DEFENDING PEDOPHILIA, I AM SIMPLY EXPLAINING THAT IT CAN MANIFEST FROM MENTAL ILLNESS AND WE SHOULD SYMPATHIZE WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE HAUNTED BY PEDOPHILIC THOUGHTS DUE TO THEIR MENTAL ILLNESS -NOT- PEDOS WHO HARM CHILDREN PURPOUSEFULLY.
there are 2 kinds of pedos, ones who think they are fine and want to hurt children, and ones who have a mental issue making them feel attraction to children. splenda is the former, if he is one. he wants yumi to act like his fetish and would likely fuck real children if he could.

No. 430202

>>430113
wtf? pedophilia isn't a sexuality, retard. pedos are literally just attracted the body type and personalities/mannerisms of children. pedos can be male, female, gay, straight or bi. you sound underage.

No. 430206

Even if he is a ddlg Daddy he’s a really bad one at that. He lets her eat gross food and bad sushi. And loses patience really fast, and doesn’t wanna do little stuff. Bad Daddy!

No. 430207

Also pedophilia is an attraction that they cannot help, and once they offend (or if), it’s still the same thing. Even worse, they know they shouldn’t and have no desire to offend, and there’s literally no where for them to go get help for fear of being rejected by the therapist or the doctor telling the police. We need to find ways to help them, cause they desperately want and need it. Let’s chill with the pedo thing about yuhan’s husband. There’s so many other justifiable things to discuss.

No. 430235

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First of all, stop talking about pedos. This is getting way off topic
Second, kill them all. Who gives a shit. They're human waste anyway

No. 430253

Aren’t you just edgy

No. 430270

>>430113
but keep in mind a lot of lesbians would fuck traps, you do realize a lot of pedophiles draw things like lolis that look exactly like children and slap the label "22 yr old woman" on it, so I doubt the age that bothers them rather than the actual underdevelopness that turns them on, keep in mind lesbians like traps sometimes so its even more likely for a pedo to like an adult woman since they all have the same parts

pedos arent picky, if a flat deformed oldie acts childish and ~innocent~ its enough for them

No. 430273

>>430207
well no, in really rare cases pedophilia is uncontrolable, however people can train their brain to only like certain things, if people couldn't all people would like the same things, there' not an implemented desires already formed in your head, you form them yourself

think of it like beastiality, it's a gross desire, but do you really think someone who forms an attraction to animals got that attraction as if they were born with it? it's a complicated brain thing, if you control your mind enough you can easily change your desires,some people can control their mind more than others though

No. 430275

>>430270
>a lot of lesbians would fuck traps
No, they wouldn't. If you'd fuck a trap, you're not a lesbian.

No. 430280

>>430275
well MTF trans at least, they like feminine looking people

No. 430292

>>430273
No. Look up the studies done on it. It’s a neural connection problem. When they see kids, it’s not associated with the natural ‘protect’ sense, but in the attractive sense.

No. 430320

>>430280
Still no. Lesbians like females, not males rping as what they think females are. If you'd fuck a tranny that wasn't born female, you are not a lesbian. If you weren't born female, you cannot be a lesbian. Period.

No. 430327

>>430320
lol okay, so liking tits, feminine faces, feminine bodies, feminine everything else besides dick, is not gay if you are attracted to a mtf tranny, okay then, guess most lesbians aren't lesbians apparently

No. 430328

>>430327
Yeah. It's not gay because an mtf tranny is still 100% a man. So, if someone who identifies as a lesbian would fuck that, she's actually bisexual.

No. 430329

>>430328
lol what is this the 50s? go back to /pol/

No. 430332

>>430329
…I'm not from /pol/ and this is a popular belief of this site. Why don't you fuck off back to tumblr, handmaiden? Or are you a tranny? There's nothing gay about straight sex.

No. 430337

anyway, our makeup guru queen yumi has uploaded a new video

No. 430339

>>430337
(sage for same fagging)
2 things: she can't pronounce palette, so naturally, take a shot everytime she says "plate" instead of palette

her dream eyeshadow plate is a whopping $27.

No. 430341

>>430337
The colors look so muted when she swatches them on her arm compared to how they look in the actual palette, they're like barely there.

No. 430354

>>430341
I don't know what she's doing… I have this pallet and yeah it's pretty cheap but it's decent for it's price so I'm not sure what she's doing.

No. 430367

>>430332
yes because believing trans exist is such a crazy feminazi belief straight from tumblr

No. 430368

>>430339
*she pretends not to know how to say palette, just like she did with chick fil eh

No. 430388

>>430367
it is when you start redefining homosexuality and ignoring biological sex like a fucking idiot. their gender identity doesn't mean shit, a male is a male.

No. 430424

The quality of the palette is horrific. No pigmentation at all

No. 430435

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>>430388
I'm not ignoring biological sex, but you're ignoring psychology and how sexuality works

https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/kb4jw9/the-straight-men-who-have-sex-with-trans-women

if anyone claimed to go one way, then is attracted to the tranny who is of the preference the tranny is transiting to, that person is not automatically attracted to the opposite gender

IE, lesbians attracted to mtf aren't attracted to males, straight girls attracted to some ftm aren't lezy or bi, if someone presents as one gender, someone who is attracted to that gender finds them attractive, it doesnt change their entire sexuality

are you gonna tell me straight women who are attracted to this man (who is ftm) automatically aren't straight no more and somehow attracted to girls even though they don't find actual women sexually attractive?
it's not about ignoring biological sex, it's about understanding what's straight and whats not

No. 430436

>>430292
>>430320
>>430273
>>430327
>>430328
>>430329
>>430332
>>430367
>>430388
>>430435

for a second i thought I was in the fakeboi thread…

guys, can we keep the topic on corn?
or take your debate else where?

No. 430440

>>430337
It's funny how excited she is over Etude House and treating it like it's so high end. It's not Tom Ford, corn, calm down.

No. 430446

>>430424
nah, i think that's just yumi being yumi, it's supposed to be light but comparing it to other swatch videos f it, it looks like she was just lightly tapping her finger and then swatching it rather than actually getting any to show off

video related, someone else swatching the same palette

No. 430452

>>430435
Yeah, I am gonna tell you that. If someone has the same biological sex you do, you're aware of that, and yet you and you still want to fuck them, you're not fucking straight. That's not up for debate.

>430436

sorry for derailing

No. 430463

>>430452
men with straight attractions and lesbians, naturally, are going to be attracted to feminineness correct? they see someone feminine, and think they're attractive, later to find out they have a dick, if they are not attracted to the dick and just ignore it but like the rest of the feminine body, if you really think that makes them not straight you're crazy, just like if a straight girl has a boyfriend with man tits, no she may not be attracted to the man tits but being attracted to him doesn't make her not straight

No. 430481

>>430463
No the fuck they arent! Have you heard of butch lesbians, dude? It's SEXuality not genderuality or whatever.

>just like if a straight girl has a boyfriend with man tits

Not at all. If a male has tits, that doesn't make him any less of a male, so it's still straight. There are way more biological differences than just dicks ans vaginas, retard. Lots of behavioural differences too since males and females are raised and treated differently. Maybe you're the crazy one if you honestly believe all this sexist genderfuck bullshit. Like I said, fuck off back to tumblr. I'm done derailing.

No. 430483

this thread has two subjects, and funnily enough neither are gay nor trans? ?

No. 430487

>>430481
>BELIEVING STRAIGHT MEN AND LESBIANS ARE ATTRACTED TO FEMININITY IS SEXIST YOU'RE CRAZY
k

No. 430548

>>430337
Her fake Engrish is just getting worse and worse. Also, aside from her terrible swatches it I hate it that she sticks her fingers in there and (seems to be?) mixing the colors, it'll mess up the palette.

Also does she always act this retarded? I assumed it was usually for Splenda's benefit but he's not even in this one.

No. 430568

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>>430339
>when your $27 palette is cheaper than $100!!!

>>430548
She's probably using more and more engrish because she's ~so Chinese, guiz~ that she can't speak English. Kawaii!

No. 430572

>>430568
>those teeth
Bless. When is Splenda going to pay for braces? He's already taken care of her gum disease. She's talked about various surgical procedures in the future but I think braces would be the least painful with the greatest improvement.

No. 430573

>>430572
I'm sorry, forgot to sage.

Anyway, here's the video where she discusses all her future plastic surgery plans.

No. 430578

>>430572
splenda sounds so annoyed whenever she plays dumb and talks to him and he has to explain things to her, yumi can't actually like being talked to like that and he can't actually like that

also, yumi suddenly not knowing the word dentist, when she said it on her own at the beginning of the video when she wasn't around splenda. and jfc why was she not taking care of her teeth prior to this

No. 430584

>>430572
>>430573
>>430578
stop posting old shit, newfags.

No. 430603

>>430584
>implying I wasn't just posting the source so no one would ask what I'm referring to
K

No. 430681

>>430337
Its so good quality too! Its been on her eyes couple of hours and still looks good!

No. 430711

>>430578
Not gonna lie, waiting for the day splenda calls yumi out on play "me no speaky engwish"

No. 430742

Stop with the gay shit.

No. 430871

>>430711
I doubt he will and i'm pretty sure it likes it too.

No. 431067

>>430578
lol of course they like it. it's part of their play.

No. 431073

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>>430871
well, even the worm will turn, even though its for his pedo fetish rn he will eventually get annoyed with it, it's one thing to be pretentious/fake being someone you're not but making it so obvious, I'm oblivious as hell and I even caught on to her act, one day, assuming she will keep pretending to be a lost autistic esl-fob loli child, splenda will lose patience and just snap, how he snaps is a mystery, but he's barely clinging on to his sanity rn because of yumis shit, hopefully she wants to live stream and the day he does snap it will be on live stream

No. 431129

Does Splenda daddy even treat her nice? I remember him telling her to lose more weight in a video, I know she told him to berate her for sexual shit but the fact that her bulemia cheeks are so bad makes it's so obvious that he HAS to know

No. 431230

>>431129
Who knows really. Maybe she likes it, or doesn't care. She's definitely being enabled by him, as shown by her binge videos and the fact that she's fed like a bird otherwise. In any case, I'm sure she's happy with this. She's so cheap and trashy I'm sure she is very happy with her standard middle class husband buying her cheap aliexpress crap. Also, it's been said before but we all have to remember, Splenda isn't wealthy, houses in rural GA are very very cheap.

No. 431540

New video.

>Splenda cuts her food for her

>They have a pillow fight (mostly splenda)
>Looking at baby clothes for girls

No. 431542

Wandered over from pt. Have watched her sewing videos by choice before, but her hubby? Eck. Thought it looked super creepy, like he's way too old looking, it's like Bruce Willis with Shirley Temple sorts of weird. Glad to not be the only one thinking the dude was not what I imagined her partner to look like.

No. 431558

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>>431540
It never fails to mystify me when they do their weird dd/lg thing in front of people. And (to give Yumi at least some credit), is he "grooming" her to help him interact with kids ffs? Oh and of course they want a baby girl so she can dress it in cheap Chinese shit and show it off and so he can get what he really wanted after he tires of her acting like a retarded Engrish speaking child.

No. 431591

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Saw this. Reminded me of yumi and splenda kek

No. 431618

>>431540
The baby outfit she points to is literally the same thing she's wearing, that's creepy

No. 431635

>>431618
didn't she want to wear matching outfits with her child when she has it or something. she's THAT KIND of a mum.

No. 431681

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>>431540
dont they own real plates…?

No. 431690

>>431681
Most white American households own silverware but seem to use plastic/paper stuff because they're too lazy to wash. Just something I've noticed from friends.

No. 431701

>>431681
Everything they eat looks so nasty and unappetizing.

No. 431715

>>431709
From how weird and soupy it looks it wouldn't surprise me if it was a frozen dinner or something.

No. 431719

>>431681
What is this? Dollar store freezer lasagna? I can smell the processing and diabetes from here, how are these people even alive

No. 431721

>>431715
surely it would have to be? i mean fuck it looks like dog shit

No. 431816

>>431540
They got some helium palloons, Yumi drew faces on them and then gave them all to childrens… i mean thats nice of her but why buy(?) Pallons and them give them away?

No. 431849

>>431690
>white american
lol what?
every single black and latino person I knew used paper plates for thanksgiving, once mexican guy I knew even used paper plates as an everyday thing, and the whites I did know rarely used paper plates unless they're serving large crowds

No. 431887

>>431681
You're supposed to eat shit on paper plates. Hotdogs, pizza, etc.

Only good food is served on china.

This lasagna is shit.

No. 431890

>>431887
collective sigh

No. 431928

>>431816
Idk wher eyou're from anon but i giggled at "palloons"

Sage for irrelevant

No. 431932

>>431540
"i like old fashion cars!"
"this car looks good"
"this car looks cool"

She's like a robot who can only speak in simple sentences

No. 432456

Her man so old. Only thing that comes out of him will be sand. I doubt he can ever get her pregnant.

No. 432459

What the fuck is wrong with her English. I know 10 years old that can speak better than her

No. 432603

Yumi is stepmom now

No. 432711

>>432603
>>432459
>>432456
sage or fucking kill yourselves

No. 432835

>>431540

Her videos are just so generic and boring. This must be the future of her channel, shit husband & wife outings to the mall and other stores.

No. 432851

>>432835
it's been her channel for months, anon. i'm starting to wonder if her new 'easy' waifu laifu is boring and depressing her. despite owning a house (which isn't a feat in bumfuck nowhere georgia) splenda is a cheap fucker. so wtf is corn gonna do with her time? she's a housewife who can't clean or cook, and she has no money to spend other than from youtube. she does so many sponsored videos and doesn't buy stuff on her own anymore, is it possible she is doing that badly?

No. 433498

>>432851
maybe her being bored at home is why she seems so eager to have kids?

No. 433536

new video up. sailor moon is now cinnamoon

No. 433537

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>>433536
also she called chibi moon 'chili moon', which…that's something.

No. 433539

>>433536
I'm convinced at this point this fake engrish is to troll us

No. 433541

>>433536
sage for samefagging, but splenda randomly coming in and kissing her on the forehead seems so staged, especially because he's never done anything like that before in her solo videos

and i hate that i laughed at his dumb "thumbnail" joke.

No. 433544

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>>433536
It was so creepy when she tilted the camera and asked if splenda wants to make video with her…

No. 433596

>>433536
whats with all the comments lately.
>"Omg he showed his thumbs and I lose it I was laughing so hard. He's such a goob it's adorable!!"

100 thumbs up?? I swear there can't be THAT many people who genuinely find this relationship cute and funny as much as the comments suggest

No. 433615

>>433544
good god she looks like my bfs mom dressed as a toddler

No. 433998

>>433536
>cinnamon and chili moon

No. 434335

Looks like corn's milk has run dry. I mean unless you wanna see her gross DDLG shit. Her new life as a bootleg gold digger with splenda daddy is fucking boring.

No. 434340

>>433998
I can't tell if she's just fucking with us or trying to appeal to splenda more or both.

No. 434400

new video. they go to stone mountain with her parents

tbh i never had a problem with splenda, he was creepy at worse and just whatever at best but

>i like confederate memorials


caught me off guard.

that being said, splenda really is the…humor and actual content of her videos jfc. like, he tries to make jokes, he tries to be engaging and funny while yumi just pronounces things wrong and adds nothing to the conversation or topic

No. 434422

>>434400
>i like confederate memorials
>caught me off guard
It shouldn't have, men like that usually end up with cheap mail order brides like Yumi. Her being devoid of any real personality suits him. That being said, I actually hope she's doing the Engrish just to fuck with everyone because it would be at least a faint glimmer of an actual personality.

No. 434426

>>434400
Why does he talk to her like she's deaf toddler? God.

No. 434427

>>434422
took the words right out of my mouth, anon. i mean, do people forget splenda is a middle-aged, middle class, white man from the south? having an 'obedient oriental wife' is all too common for this type of man. he definitely treats her similarly too, especially with making fun of her 'weird chinese food' and the like. plus, having more sociability and presence in videos than corn is not a hard task.

No. 435355

it's weird that she's literally cranking out these videos as often as some people have bowel movements yet there's absolutely no content in them jfc

it'd be better if she made less videos. also are her and splenda not going on a honeymoon??

No. 435369

>>435355
Why would he bother wasting money on a honeymoon, he got a discount bin wife for a reason. I could have sworn they did mention one in one of their videos, but then they also said the wedding was going to be 50k so there's that. The "honeymoon" is them going to random stores and shopping areas to act out their dd/lg fantasy in public.

Also I can't get over her terrible fake Engrish. She makes it worse and worse every fucking video.

No. 435600

>>364809
>>417227
Fuck, I'm Chinese and this kind of shit just doesn't fly. You got married to an American White dude and have a college degree? Your family is going to be a laughing stock with this sort of wedding. It's not that your friends and family didn't fly it, it's because you were too cheap to host them and this wedding is absolutely sad and shameful. I feel so bad for your family Yumi, your extended family and friends are probably going to shit talk behind your back until the end of time.

No. 435620

>>435600
I have a chinese bf, although im not american is marrying an american white guy shameful if you have a degree?

Also considering my bfs parents i can imagine the INSANE amount of shit talk doing on just for the age difference alone nevermind the DDLG stuff. If her family did travel to witness the wedding i can 100% guarantee it would have been to laugh at marrying someone 10 or so years older than you, who is a chubby balding white guy with an average (at best) income and seemingly autistic. i'm honestly suprised her own Mother allowed her to even entertain the idea of marrying Splenda.

sage for blog

No. 435645

>>435620
Her mum remarried to some american white dude, so I don't think there's much stigma in her immediate family. Though I think in general, I think with ABC/BBC etc. it's kind of expected for people to marry/date outside their race. There's a lot more pressure from Asian men (i.e. shit you see on /r/hapas) not to mix.

No. 435717

K we all hate Splenda but we have to be reasonable. I’m doubtful he’s poor or making an average salary. A lot of “rich” people are frugal. He has a big truck, lots of land, decent sized home (I understand it’s georgia). He could be saving most of it for retirement.

No. 435785

>>435717
no one's saying he's poor, we're saying he's not wealthy and he's cheap. middle class is middle class, but he's also older and very southern. i've said it before, him having a house with a yard there is not a big deal. most gold diggers like yumi go for executives or lawyers.

No. 435807

>>435785
He’s likely upper middle class. Real estate is an investment. He’s just cheap. The house looked bad and unfurnished cause he was probably waiting on wedding gifts.

No. 435809

>>431849
Someones triggered. :)

No. 435827

>>435807
lol no. houses like that there are less than 50k.

No. 435918

>>433615
I had a hearty kek at this.

No. 436026

>>435807
Lol if he were upper middle class they wouldn't be living in the area they are now. Have you looked at the real estate there?

No. 436066

Off topic but I keep thinking the guy in OP's image is a worse off Trevor from GTAV.

No. 436381

>>435600
Am I wrong to think she doesn't have any friends or extended family back home that would want to come anyway? With how seemingly open and definitely boring her videos are I feel like she would have made a video at least mentioning them and how she misses them.

No. 436444

her and splenda went to harry potter land. splenda does most of the filming and narrating. highlight is spelenda kind of pointing out how shitty her bangs are and going "your hair looks fine, even your bald spot"

No. 436743

>>436444
Hah yumi wearing slytherin tie.

No. 436765

>>436444
why does this couple think digging at the wife is cute? what is wrong with their relationship, i swear this is beyond DDlg or petplay, like does she has a humiliation fetish or something?

No. 436772

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>>436444
gross, i've never seen someone's entire face drenched like that when they haven't been doing some kind of sport.
Kek spendas gryffindor "uniform" with camo shorts on the bottom. So tacky

No. 436780

>>436772
How can anyone look at Splenda and seriously believe he's younger than 39? Lol.
She married an old man…

No. 436790

>>436772
>>436780
he's giving me late 40s in this pic

No. 436794

>>436772

why doesn't she grow out her side bangs so that they're thicker and closer to the corners of her eyes? i really think it'd suit her better because it's semi-candid videos like these where splenda is filming that you can see just how round her face is.. also lol at splenda in any kind of school uniform

No. 436863

>>436794
but anon, that'd be a hime cut. she is totes over her japanese phase. ancient chinese girls didn't have hime cuts!

No. 437050

File: 1512331470066.png (655.66 KB, 1280x720, Screenshot_20171203-203259.png)

I think she looks kinda pretty here.

No. 437274

>>436765
In previous videos he straight up insulted her (her weight but he also said something along the lines of people in public thinking she wasn't cute), so he probably does get off on it. Yumi is a bit more mysterious, I can't tell if she's too retarded to get it (the most reasonable explanation), likes it herself or doesn't care.

No. 437306

>>437050
I have to say that I agree. I dunno if its her makeup or the lighting (or both) but she looks better than she normally does. The wideness of her face isn't as obvious.

No. 437425

queen of aliexpress shopping returns

No. 437435

>>437050
>>437306
I think it's a combo of the light + her hairstyle (it elongates her face) + her makeup is simpler + she isn't wearing an over the top childlike outfit, which makes her look less like a haggard middle aged woman trying to reclaim her youth.

>>437425
The bottom right part of her thumbnail looks like she photoshopped the skirt onto her body…

No. 437697

>>437050
>>437435
her hair looks fake as fuck. is she wearing hair pieces?

No. 437699

>>437425
what is wrong with her. the 'vintage' style and 'cute' style dresses look exactly the same because they're all the same cheapo sweatshop softsister bootleg weebshit she always gets.

No. 438306

she managed to make her bangs look worse AND make herself look dumber by putting in contacts that hurt that she most likely got off of aliexpress

No. 438351

File: 1512500228477.png (164.09 KB, 315x378, eatchuu.png)

>>438306
I'm dying lmao.

No. 438389

>>438306
>putting in contacts that hurt

contacts aren't supposed to hurt, she's gonna fuck her eyes up.

No. 438407

>>438306
LOL Splenda at 53 secs "not only are your eyes scary but your pronunciation is scary"
at this point i think she just fakes it and even hes sick of it at this point

No. 438440

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>>438306
"It hurt my eyes."
"It doesnt smell good."

Bitch, dont put them near your eyes!

No. 438499

>>438306
ugh when she's talking to splenda her fake engrish is so obviously fake, unnatural and cringey

No. 438533

File: 1512516999129.gif (968.52 KB, 500x275, scared.gif)


No. 438774

New video. Packing for their honeymoon to Disneyworld.

No. 438804

>>438774
lol i'm having my wedding and honeymoon in disney. too bad they're so cheap, you can do a disney wedding for 15k

No. 438805


No. 438806

>>438774
Lol shes taking the "Fuck me" panties from Christmas

No. 438848

>>438806
they gonna ddlg it up at disney. also most of the bodyline tier crap she's bringing won't be allowed in.

No. 438942

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>>438306
She mentions that she can't see through some of the lenses which means they're definitely not from a reputable source.
Also
>splenda nagging her to make dinner at the end

>>438774
>uses her liquid blush pen as eyeshadow and lip gloss as well
>eyebrow trimmer is just a razor blade
>pretending that she has no body hair
>greif-in-toe and (cuts out pronunciation of slytherin)
>has a knockoff WEGO heart window bag when the real thing only costs $30
such a high class and elegant rich girl!

No. 438954

>>438942
those teeth are hilarious

No. 438955

in a rly bad way

No. 438985

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No. 439032

>>438942
she probably got sent plano contacts, which likely don't fit her eyes. i seriously hope she was faking this since even wearing the wrong size for a couple of minutes can fuck up your eyes, and expired/dry contacts are dangerous, you could get sent to the emergency room.

good lord, she looks like a caricature. and what are these fuggo glasses?

No. 439842

summary for those who don't want to watch:
>footage of a witch, Splenda: "The old lady cursed you with ugly bangs!"
>Splenda faking enthusiasm in a way that seems like he's making fun of Yumi
>"it looks like resort!" "it looks really pretty!" "it looks really good!"
>they appear to be staying in a cheap hotel away from the park
>a view of shitty trees, "it's got good views!"
>"I think this place is like… an apartment!" "Yes sweetie, it's definitely an apartment."
>frozen spring rolls is their breakfast food
>Splenda sounds bored and tired throughout the video
>Splenda: "They're only 4.3 calories! You could eat these all day!"
>Splenda: "This stuff is $2.95… Can't we just find crickets in our yard to eat?"
>Splenda: "You'll eat chicken feet, but not larva?"
>Yumi looking at a Transformer, "I think the movie is transformations."
>Yumi disappointed that she can't go on a ride for literal children
>Splenda's wearing cargo shorts with dad shoes and thick socks
>Splenda acting like an autist in the King Kong line

No. 439843

File: 1512674953408.png (239.3 KB, 273x655, Screen Shot 2017-12-07 at 11.1…)

>>439842
Elegant gorgeous kawaii high class rich Japanese girl!

No. 439844

File: 1512675017616.gif (3.04 MB, 480x270, giphy.gif)

get it, splenda!

No. 439847

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Yumi's face looks like a Bailee Jae drawing because of how lopsided it is

No. 439858

>>439844
I’m sorry but the more she does these blogs….I have become fond of Splenda. he seems like a nerdy southern old guy for the most part and I dunno, reminds me of like a weird funny friend of someone’s dad. This gif is almost precious in a way

No. 439863

>>439842
i hate how funny splenda is starting to become to me. he just seems is uninterested in yumi's antics. like he seems like he's enjoying universal but not how yumi is acting about it all

No. 439866

>>439863
Well yeah, I have no clue why splenda is even with yumi, but I still can't forgive him over his "lose weight" comments to yumi and acting sexual with her while trying to make her act as child like as possible

No. 439867

>>439858
>>439863
Not to defend splenda, but he's a lot more amusing and less obnoxious than Yumi is with her fake kawaii child antics. Splenda seems like a reasonable adult compared to her.

No. 439876

>>439842
>>439844
>Y:do you want to install some mirrors in the house?
>S:only on the ceilings, sweetie
>it's a KONG-a line
>the old lady cursed you with ugly bangs

Splenda is such a dad. He's what I aspire to be, minus the bride that acts like an actual child… maybe he should have adopted her instead of marrying her.. nah the dynamic is creepy either way. But he's a lad though.

No. 439886

>>439866
>I have no clue why splenda is even with yumi
Dude has a pretty blatant DDLG fetish.

No. 439925

>>439867
This, plus I like that he rips on her just as much as we do. And probably worse, behind closed doors.

No. 439933

>>439844
Tbh Splenda is the best part of her videos. Their interactions are so odd and hilarious. He has this constant sarcastic way of doing things that makes him seem like he's just making fun of everything and I'm here for it

No. 439982

>>439933
For real. I would watch more videos featuring Splenda Daddy, maybe he should make his own channel.

No. 440037

>>439982
lol no

No. 440045

File: 1512701981364.png (386.8 KB, 562x442, Screen Shot 2017-12-07 at 7.58…)

>>439842
a grown ass man dresses like this.

No. 440052

>>439842
>"oh it has a washing machine, so we can clean our clothes!" "yeah, that's why i picked it."

this video is actually kind of funny to me and i have no idea why
>>440045
a lot do, lol. also tbf the button down and tie are supposed to be a part of the ~Harry potter cosplay~, and it looks like he literally only did it for the harry potter land and then left it on

No. 440076

>>439866
>Well yeah, I have no clue why splenda is even with yumi

He's probably into the whole ddlg thing.

No. 440101

>>438805
wasn't lolita fashion banned from disneyworld?

No. 440108

>>440076
>probably
that 100% is the basis of their relationship, as previous threads and videos have documented.

No. 440192

honestly, anytime splenda tries to be funny i have to pause the video to compose myself before the cringe takes over and i'm involuntarily burying my head in my hands. he honestly acts like someone's drunken father trying to relate to teenagers by being random and making an arse of himself, yet only getting pity laughs in response

No. 440195

>>439842
"Do you want to instor (install) some mirrors in the house?"

"Only on the ceilings, (babe?)"

C L A S S Y

No. 440410

>>440045
He looks like he's dressed as spongebob

No. 440415

>>440101
I don't think so, I was there fairly recently and saw some girls in lolita. You're just not allowed to dress like one of the park characters.

No. 440456


No. 440572

New Video

No. 440666

>>440572
summary of the video for those who don't want to watch it

>they go to avatar land

>yumi oohs and aahhs at everything, everything looks so real and just like the movie
>yumi tries to talk about the ride to splenda, but he seems uninterested, just repeating things the na'avi on the ride said
>splenda: she said ring ting ting, andele
>yumi: what's that mean
>splenda: idk just a bunch of made up words
>splenda keeps repeating "ooh eh ooh ah ah"
>yumi records the entire damn intro to flight of the avatar until they have to put their stuff away
>splenda not really in to avatar land, yumi absolutely loves it

overall a super fucking boring video

No. 440711


No. 440737

>>440711

>Splenda: It's like walking into Thailand.


He would know.

No. 440738

>>440711

>Splenda, pausing beneath the dinosaur statue: Do you think this is a girl dinosaur or a boy dinosaur? I thought dinosaurs were reptiles. Why does this one have milk places?


I had to stop watching when I realised the sounds she makes on the Primeval Whirl ride are probably the same noises she makes during sex.

No. 440817

>>440666
wow that’s depressing. also nice trips

No. 441053

>>440737
Kek. A country that apparently Yumi never heard of, or he hasns't told her of his many trips to Thailand.

No. 441539

>>440711
imagine people seeing this and then assuming they're father/daughter, only to find out it's their honeymoon.

No. 441684

I always thought the autist comment towards Splenda was a little overrated. Now I believe it.

No. 441691

>>441684
She's cooking on her honeymoon. What the fuck

No. 441703

>>441684
this recipe is triggering me. what kind of retard puts oil and butter in pie crust?

No. 441704

>>441691
WHY IS HER MOTHER IN LAW THERE??

No. 441738

>>441684
>cooks like shit on her "honeymoon"
>the rest of the family is there for some reason?
>is barely even a honeymoon
>how do they live like this

No. 441803

>>441684
I imagine he demands his tendies in the exact same way.

No. 441966

>>441691
>>441704
>>441738
lol i think you guys are confused, she said on her instagram i think that these honeymoon videos were going to be uploaded like a month after the actual honeymoon (they went immediately after their wedding). so splendette-in-law didn't go with them, she was just teaching yumi to make pumpkin bread and pumpkin pie randomly while they were home

No. 442068

>>441684
Like i get what Yumi is trying to do. Cute couple videos but cuz Splenda has the charm of a beehive. It just seems like hes degarding her.

No. 442070

>>441684
The fact that she's using regular eating utensils to stir and measure everything is triggering muh autism.

No. 442124

>>442070
the entire thing is trigger my autism. does she not have a fucking cutting board so she has to use the weeb plate? why is there oil in that pie crust? is yumi wanting to make xmas dinner or something?

No. 442130

>>441684
The way she spreads flour on the rolling pin makes me really uncomfortable

No. 442310

After the last two videos it's very secure to say that splenda has autism.

Is Yumy crying at 7:14 just for being afraid to wet her hair?

No. 442351

>>442310
How would these two retards be capable of raising a child?

No. 442382

>>442310
did yumi have a stroke?? her face is melting.

No. 442455

>>442310
"You know why it's magic? Because it makes your money disappear."

The only dialog from this entire video that was hilarious while everything else was just Yuri whining about wet hair.

No. 442456

>>442455
>>442310
"You know why it's magic? Because it makes your money disappear."
The only dialog from this entire video that was hilarious while everything else was just *Yumi whining about wet hair.

No. 442550

>>442310
splenda is so cynical that doing anything cute like going to disney world would immediately be less fun. that money comment cemented him as a cheapskate who refuses to let go and have fun even on their honeymoon

>>442351
i can picture the pregnancy reveal video: "Am I Pregnant? Am I Not Pregnant? Husband's Sweet Reaction" with a thumbnail of her pulling a shocked face and holding a pregnancy test

No. 444226

>splenda starts the video, their room is actually kind of messy, yumi "doesn't want to be seen without make up"
>they have a dog!! named jack, yumi is "surprised" the dog eats off the grass
>yumi asks splenda if he thinks her bangs are weird, splenda blinks multiple times but doesn't respond
>they go to buy a christmas tree, fake tree for them
>yumi's eyelash falls off
>yumi points out that there's decorations for a bunch of stuff, splenda comments that they find ways to sell you stuff for everything
>yumi keeps saying she'll buy spelnda these tacky jackets from macy's for christmas
>splenda does most of the filming
>yumi wants to get pots for poinsettas so they can grow them all year, spelenda isn't fond of it
>splenda actually suggests a good creative idea for her and even gives her a good video idea
>splenda reveals they have nieces and nephews
>yumi goes to an actual crafty person's house and is surprised by it

No. 444769

File: 1513372426242.png (56.73 KB, 256x192, ihapnomekop.png)

>>444226
>don fil me! i hap no mekop!
>brows filled in, wearing blush, pink eyeshadow and bright pink lipgloss

(excuse the horrible editing btw)

No. 444778

>>444226
God, that thumbnail for the video looks so gross. These people know exactly what they're doing.

No. 444829

Imagine you go to a Christmas party and get to know a couple like yumi and splenda kek I'd invite them to every single dinner just to watch and cringe

No. 444841

>>444226
Splenda used to just be so quiet and sullen in her videos but now he's the real personality and is more engaging with the audience than Yumi is…

No. 444868

another video of yumi getting shit she doesn't really like, doesn't fit, and then making them shorter/fit better. and idk how splenda is okay with her hoarding all this shit in their house

>>444841
he probably realized that this is his life now and he kind of has to get used to it

No. 445195

>>444868
DAE think all the fruit motifs that yumi love so much is lame?

No. 445213

>>444226
Why are Splenda made vids actually good compared to Corn vids? He’s the one who should have a channel

No. 445245

>>445213
>>444841
people like you should kill yourselves(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 445249

>>445246
This is the best reply I've read on this goddamn website in 2 years

No. 445253

>>445246
10/10 post

No. 445282

>>445246
Is this some kind of pasta, anon? If it isn't I'm in a similar place to you (trying to get into the best univesity in my country for the past 2 years) and I would tell you to dial down a bit. Those spots were never yours to be taken away, and what the hell life throws at it can be a lot worse for someone that do happen to use affirmative action. You sound like a spoiled brat that is not getting your cake for once in your life and it's trying to find something/someone to blame for your failures.
JFC you are trying to get into a fucking Ivy League. The one I'm trying to get has about the same number of people per spot and it's barely on the top 70 worldwide.

No. 445641

File: 1513490645280.png (246.85 KB, 486x486, splenda.png)

>>445249
>>445253
>>445282
lol what happened

>>444868
>"i just-uh ask my husband how he feel about dis outfit and he said is too long"

good ol' splenda

No. 448166

New vid but why would she do this????

No. 448184

after seeing his yard in the snow videos, where is the pool and the dog pin that she has shown in her videos?

No. 448200

File: 1513741523741.png (1.24 MB, 2220x1080, Screenshot_20171219-193654.png)

Splenda wore his Air Force jacket, but made sure to put electrical tape over his name first

No. 448224

>>448166
>but why would she do this????
she's out of ideas

No. 448237

>>448200
KEK yumi's coat. it would've looked way more decent if she had removed that awful cape.

No. 448247

>>448184
The pool is in their complex, it's not their own private pool. It' belongs to the neighborhood.

No. 448248

>>448237
B-but how is she supposed to be a kawaii rich girl rori-chan without her totemo low-lee-ta capelet and gigantic bow???

Real talk though, the whole coat looks terrible. It doesn't have any sort of shape to it, so it makes her look like a gigantic felt sack.

No. 448249

>>448166
kek at splenda wearing basketball shorts in the snow. And wow her bulimia cheeks are extra bad in this video.

No. 448284

>>448200
I feel like he looks like a Scott. Didn't it say "Y&S" in one of Corn's wedding videos? Unless it's Stanley or something.

No. 448300

File: 1513752503240.jpg (53.85 KB, 597x697, yumi.jpg)

>>448249
> wow her bulimia cheeks are extra bad in this video

No. 448327

>>448284
i thought it was Steven?

No. 448356

I'm going to whiteknight and risk getting banned but I feel bad for her. She doesn't do anything malicious she's just dating an old fart and playing up the FOB factor. I don't see any milk and she's not even fun to hate on, I genuinely feel bad for her reading through this thread and all anyone says is how creepy her husband is, how wide her face is, how bad her engrish is, how bad her thumbnails are, how she buys things from cheap chinese sites, etc etc. I don't think these are notable offenses and I don't get why she's such a hot topic on here at all. It's weird.

No. 448359

>>448356
Totally agree, i see this with many “cows” on here.
Then people try to justify with it eith reaching so hard, kinda reminds me of tumblr call out posts, super silly.

No. 448381

She gets even more hate because:

1. She had ever been passive-aggressive on her ig posts about her "haters" . And constantly prove herself to thwm. If she didnt mention about them maybe shell wont get as much hate.

2. Unhealthy diet methods which are pro ana

3. Letting splenda does most of the works

4. Saying that she works 19 hours but her videos are half-assed and look at her basic grammar and spelling. Those 4 years of college sure are helpful

Thats all I can think of.

No. 448382

>>448381
probably half of the farmers on here are guilty of these things.

No. 448384

>>448356
I think same thing. girl is cringy but that's all so the thread is always the same kind of comments on repeat cause she doesn't really do much beyond being cringy.
It's not like there's much to talk about her at this point

No. 448428

>>448356
I think that's why she's been on /snow/ rather than /pt/. There's no real milk here, it's just anons that want to nitpick and be catty bitches. She has always been cringey but never milky. But I guess that's what /snow/ is for.

Tbh, ever since Splenda has been more involved in her videos I find them more amusing now than anything.

No. 448434

>>448381
Don't forget

>formed a young fanbase with DIY videos but later posts DDLG and petplay vibe videos and IG posts


>fakes broken English (see her essay on women's power and old fb posts)


>claiming to be knowledgable about Chinese culture but knows nothing outside of historical love dramas


>promotes scam online clothing stores

No. 448614

>>448166
idg why she doesn't go back to her actual diy roots. the ones that she does now a days are so boring and all the same (how to fix shitty clothes you bought on a shitty website.)

if she's so keen on including splenda in them there are diy things she could do with him that are actual diy things.

No. 448682

>>448614
I agree. If she's gonna include him, they should at least do somthing like the Threadbanger couple. At least make a challenge out of the DIY.
Her videos dont really have a format. It's always "Hey ewwyone" explains what shes gonna do in video Then the rest of the video just feels like someones random home movies playing with a camera in their boyfriends face….or maybe that IS the format?
Sage

No. 448727

>>448614
she's lazy. she has no need to do anything difficult now that she's being taken care for. she just needs to shit out mediocre videos and get random taobao shit every once in a while.

she used to be super deluded and it was funny but now she's just meh. she was a bootleg cow, is a bootleg chinese bride, has a bootleg life.

No. 448730

>>448682
he and her are both lazy shits. all her videos are the same now.

>hi ebrywan today…etc.

>splenda and her do creepy DDLG-esque things for the camera until splenda gets bored
>yumi is annoying
>splenda says unfunny shit in a sarcastic, autist way
>splenda criticizes yumi
>she laughs it off
>she says she's fat
>fin

OR he's not in the video and it's 10 minutes of her trying on sponsored shit saying it's bad or cheap or ugly, but she'll fix it (even though it disappears never to be seen again) and raving about fucking watermelon forever.

No. 448789

>>448300
apart from her cheeks she actually looks cute here, or at least cuter than she normally does.

No. 448805

>>448682

You have to put sage in the email box. And you're right - that is the format. I like Yumi but if you click on anyone leaving positive comments on her videos they are often clear DDLG fans, a surprise to no one. But a reminder of who is primarily watching/enjoying.
I like Cosplays and DIY, her old white boyfriend makes me uncomfortable though he seems kinda sweet too.

No. 448843

>>448789
She has really nice skin and hair, it's a nice departure from the usual fried hair and greasy faces that most cows here have imo

No. 448876

>>448843
>she has really nice skin and hair
wtf???

No. 448886

>>448843
>>448876
I see people shit on her skin and hair all the time but it just seems salty as fuck. Her colour is even and I never see any acne or pih on her. Her hairstyle is shitty but the actual hair looks good. Y'all just love reaching for shit to make fun of. Her facial structure's fucked but leave her skin alone damn

No. 448887

>>448300
She needs to let those bangs go.. They do absolutely nothing for her. Girl, stop the blunt cut bangs.

No. 448888

>>448843
>>448789
>>448886
Where are all these PULL left overs coming from? jfc

No. 449689

>>448888
>Everyone who disagrees with me is from PULL
>>448876
Lol. She's east asian. Is it really that much of a stretch to say she has nice skin and hair?

No. 449801

new video, more sponsored shit but this one is in chinese.

maybe it's because i don't speak chinese so i can't notice anything but she seems actually engaging in this video.

No. 449804

>>449801
maybe because she doesn't have to fake bad engrish she feels more free

No. 449864

>>449801

Her true(?) personality seems to come out more when she isn't faking her english.

No. 449924

>>449864
this. her mannerisms and expressions seemed so much more natural. i wouldn't even mind her if she acted like this instead of her engrish kawaii high pitched perfect waifu act

No. 449928

>>449689
nah her skin looks obviously bad from photos. she's aging badly for an asian, considering she's younger than me and looks older than my mom….

No. 449929

>>449801
she's still vapid as fuck in this video. she's still trying to be a bit fake cutesy, and speaking in a higher voice.

No. 449942

>>449929
Thank you.

She's exactly the fucking same in Chinese. She only doesnt seem as shy because she isnt stumbling over her words.
Also, I dont think her engrish is fake. She just doesnt have confidence speaking it. That would make anyone come off as shy or seem cutsey.
Shes probably better at writing it.

No. 449945

>>449942
disagree with the engrish. she has some trouble, of course, but look at old videos vs now, she's being more baby-ish and the engrish got worse with that too.

No. 449946

>>449801
wait, is she being sponsored by San-X or are those just knock-offs?

No. 449948

>>449946
knock off

No. 449951

>>449942
>I dont think her engrish is fake.
While I don't think she's speaking fluent English when the cameras off or anything, I do think she deliberately dumbs down the way she speaks for the sake of upholding the weird fobby, ditsy persona she's trying to put on. I mean, look at the "what is dentist?" incident. I think she definitely speaks better English than she lets on.

No. 449968

>>449951

I think its a confidence thing over an actual knowledge thing. She knows the words but isnt sure. I def think she's adding a bit of cutesness to her speaking but not that exaggerated like everyone here seems to think.
Her voice pitch is inconsistent like she doesnt know what to do with her tone.
You guys ever think maybe some girls just naturally have annoying voices?

fucking saged

No. 449971

>>449968
like i said, go back and see her old videos, she is doing it very exaggerated now compared to before to fit her DDLG persona.

No. 449972

>>449968
the reason everyone here 'seems to think' that, is because it's a prime example of what others do. i asian cultures, which you obviously aren't part of, many women raise the pitch of their voices purposely to seem more meek and cute, i've been shamed for my voice by women who i personally know that do that. also, the engrish has gotten worse over the years because of her relationship and like others have said the dd/lg aspects of it. she's trying to act more baby-ish by speaking worse, she doesn't really do it in her own language, but japanese girls are known to slur japanese to sound more cutesy as well. it's a very common phenomenon, we aren't just being nitpicky.

No. 449978

I think the "cuteness" doesn't translate well into English/Western context. East Asian cuteness is about acting like your little sister/meek/tender and mild and whatever. Western attractiveness is about being "the girl next door", and when people are acting dumb they come off as dumb rather than cute.

No. 450000

>>449971

Maybe the DDLG thing put the damper on her confidence, thats what really got everyone talking shit about her here in the first place and Im sure she knows this. heh

No. 450004

>>450000
you don't know what you're talking about at all…

No. 450047

>>450004
I get Im wrong on the confidence thing. Thats was just an observation I had.
Is the DDLG thing not main milk we're here for?
Everything else is just catty shit like talking about bangs, skin, or the way she dresses.

No. 450070

>>450047
the DDLG thing is new, she was more well known for making a million DIYs with hotglue that looked like trash, cosplaying in public, 'lolita' at her community college and her cringey OKC profile. if anything her channel got boring after finding splenda.

No. 450093

>>450070

Yeah the DDLG thing is the main milk thats kept this thread going.

I don think this subject would've gone on for 3 threads if the only thing we had to talk about is shitty hot glue and bangs over and over.

No. 450101

>>450093
i disagree since it seems such a minor aspect of what she does lol

she's fairly harmless, and cringy at the most, which is why she was first brought up. for being cringy.

No. 450160

>>449968
anon lurk more, people have pointed certain words she pronounces wrong or pretends not to know in her newer videos but in her older videos she pronounced them just fine or knew what they were

I'd make a compilation of yumi pretending to be dumb along with other videos that prove yumi is pretending but I don't feel like digging up all her damn videos

No. 450168

>>449978
I think you are right. She is acting essentially the same in both Chinese and English videos but her tone better suits the Chinese language and seems out of place with English since it is not as normal for people to use such a cutesy tone in English. Her voice even becomes more high-pitched when she speaks English

No. 450216

>>450101
>>450160

Yeah Ive seen it a thousand times here. I just think shes fucking forgetful and cant remember shit she learns…..I mean English is pretty hard to learn in general.

I get the cringyness. I just doensnt seem milky enough to be talking about it for this long.

sage for opinion

No. 450231

>>450216
she's almost 30 anon, not a 5 yr old or 70 yr old with alzheimer's

I'm forgetful myself and still managed to learn other languages without "magically" forgetting words I already learned and how to pronounce

>I mean English is pretty hard to learn in general.


it's as hard as any other language anon, and she was most likely taking english classes since she was little, since a lot of people consider english the language of business and a sort of "necessary" language to learn

>I get the cringyness. I just doensnt seem milky enough to be talking about it for this long.


she has more milk than most cows anon

No. 450270

>>448166
The comment section is too much with the chemtails shit
>tfw your whole fanbase is just weird fucks

No. 450289

>>450231
just drop it. newfags who think she's just cringe for being into ddlg are cancer anyways.

No. 450319

>>450216
Hm, maybe for asians who use a language format completely different it's harder, but english is definitely one of the easiest languages to learn. Grammar is so simple, it's annoying.

No. 450325

>>450319
That's weird, all of the language teachers I've had say that English is one of the hardest to learn.

No. 450352

>>450325
it's hard but not the hardest, especially if your native language was already a latin based language, it's about as same as french and spanish.
you can't really say "it's one of the hardest languages to learn" because it's subjective and the difficulty will differ for each person, it will be harder for her because she has to learn a whole new alphabet and whatnot, but most chinese students are taught english from a young age, no I'm not saying she should speak perfect english by now but it's kinda obvious her stumbling over her words is one of the most pretentious and badly acted thing I've ever seen

No. 450665

wish she would stop dragging out all these honeymoon videos…they were from ages ago

No. 450719

Ok does everyone want to know really why the English has gotten worse?

In one of the wedding prep videos Yumi and Splenda are making a list of what they need to get for the wedding, and Splenda is taping paper up on the wall with the lists of what is needed.

At some points he gets quite basic words wrong with spelling or writing them. I think he is dyslexic. But he's also a proud man.
Yumi pretending not to know words gives him an opportunity to "correct" her bad English, thus giving him more confidence as in school he would have been one of the boys with bad English. Yumi goes along with it to make him feel good. Which is kinda sweet, but the point being she is doing it because of Splenda, to enforce his dominant/smart position as "Daddy" when in reality she would have better English than him. Being fluent in both English and Mandarin is very difficult especially considering the alphabet/scripts involved, which suggests Yumi is more skilled at languages than Splenda to start off.

Anyway there it is. It's not simply/just to look "cute", that is a side effect/bonus.

No. 450782

>>450719
I think that's a really sweet idea. That's the most positive theory I think we'd ever hear. But isn't it a bit debilitating to live life like that?

No. 450843

>>450719
please fuck off with this shit. she was never better than him and you've basically just said it's for DDLG fetish shit but wrapped a sweet bow around it. you also made a bunch of other wild assumptions that are actually cringy and disgusting.

No. 450997

Im from Spain and my boyfriend from the USa. My English improved when i was there in college, but now with the long distance i only talk in English when i FaceTime him so it got worse. I think Yumis english was better because she had to write essays and interact with others, but now she lives disconected and doesnt have friends so her english got worse because of that in my opinion

No. 451025

>>450997
Her English was still bad when she was in college. She also lives in an English speaking country and lives with her English speaking husband so she probably speaks English frequently enough that her English wouldn't be so bad that she would forget how to speak basic English.

No. 451233

new video, more of her honeymoon. i'll come through with a summary later, but splenda does admit he dresses like a dad/lazily in it lol

>yumi suggested we put walmart bags on our feet, why would i do that? i already look homeless


also, super nitpick but why does she still use the basic effects and add-ons that come with imovie. she's been doing this for years but her editing and add-ons hasn't gotten past 10th grade film project

No. 451470

>>451233
>that intro
>vom

No. 451535

I dont get how her English have gotten worse considering she used to talk like a retarded child 2 years ago

No. 451763

>>451535
she always sounded retarded, but she plays up the stupidity by pretending to not know certain words or how to pronounce them.

No. 452270

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No. 452663

new video, they go ice skating, yumi shows another thing she's incompetent at. splenda does most of the recording like usual

she's so boring and half of her content isn't even done by her but splenda at this point

>>452270

No. 454455

How the fuck do I embed a video? Just dont wanna make a accidental post.

I wish Corn would stop with the Slytherin shit……knowing goddamn well shes a Hufflepuff.

No. 454469

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No. 454478

>>454455
I doubt she even likes Harry Potter.

No. 454633

her honeymoon was how long ago and she's still milking her honeymoon for content

No. 454768

Anyone see the comments on her newest vid before she disabled them? Seems people got upset at the whole whitening skin thing?

Also fuck I already knew this, but Yumi is vain as fuck

No. 454916

>>454768
Yea I saw a few people were specifically calling her pic "creepy" in only 20 mins after she posted it.
Im gonna screencap certian comments from now on lol

No. 454926

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>>454768
Isn't her whole skin whitening thing part of her kawaii rich girl act? It's that Asian idea of pale skin = beautiful because it meant that you were rich enough to be able to stay indoors all day and have servants/workers to take care of all of the work for you.

No. 454944

>>454926
Vid for anyone who wants to see it, nothing interesting other than her choice of title
> People Call Me Ugly, but I'm Confident Enough To Show Bare Face!
>wears 14mm circle lenses

so kawaii rich girl

No. 456656

Splenda was quite funny in their latest video.

No. 456989

>>450719
I noticed that and posted up thread how she dumbs down for him. she was getting upset with him at a restaurant. you could tell it took great effort to not yell at him.

No. 458168

>>454944
I don't get why these Youtubers still make videos about maintaining pale skin. The backlash from SJWs and butthurt minorities isn't worth it most of the time. I've seen other similar pale skin-videos with disabled comments and a fat dislike bar. A lot of Americans are just ridiculously offended by the idea that someone would rather have pale skin than tan skin.

No. 458289

>>456656
She misspelled ears

No. 458345

>>458168
It's easily ignored though.

No. 458717

>>428635
my god, that constant insistent on Chinese related films ! Kung -Fu panda then Mulan ?
WE GET IT UR A HANFUCKING PRINCESS

No. 458785

>>458168
> A lot of Americans are just ridiculously offended by the idea that someone would rather have pale skin than tan skin.
I think the thing about it is that a lot of people who want pale skin want it's innocent, pure, virginal, or mysterious and whatnot and it just contradicts when someone unnaturally whitens their skin, since it's not something an ~innocent qt pure virgin~ would do and just comes off as fake where as with tan skin, a lot of people do it to get with a golden goddess aesthetic and would happily admit they tan, and there would be no need to pretend it's natural

No. 458791

>>458785

I don't understand this at all. This is not what skin whitening is about. It's about colorism and racism = the idea that the darker tones are somehow uglier, or inferior. The caste system in India, or the promoted beauty aesthetic in Asian regions being paper-white. It's about never matching up to the aesthetic and spending money to rectify.
Paleness is not aesthetic for Westerners as it is more easily achieved.
It's controversial due to the racist roots of colorism, and skin damage caused while "lightening" skin. American history has things like the "paper bag test" or the fact Obama who is mixed race was referred to constantly as "black" only. Thus erasing black people who don't look like that. The virginal aesthetic thing suggested is ???? Really not what it's about or why it's controversial.

Sage for offtopic.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 458801

>>458791
>It's about never matching up to the aesthetic and spending money to rectify.
maybe back in the older times, but nowadays most women do it just to fit an aesthetic, given there are some that do it because of colorism, but most of the women that go out of their way to get whitening injections, blow money on creams and pills, do it for aesthetic, at least in mainstream culture


also I was explaining why americans may get upset over skin whitening but be kinda okay with tanning (even though they're campaigns against tanning but whatever)
they just see white skin as pure and innocent, skin whitening shows insecurity and vanity so it's a bit of deception and it makes people mad

see the plastic surgery thread, people mention how when a pale woman gets work done and denies it, people go out of their way to defend her, people such as missalice, everyday koreans, cosplayers, different cam girls, etc where as with tan women, the ones who obviously tan, people will easily admit it's unnatural, think kardashians, nicki, amber rose, etc even if the woman herself claimed she didn't

>Paleness is not aesthetic for Westerners as it is more easily achieved.


o boy do you live under a rock? there are literal aesthetics that people consider "pale" aesthetics, search pale on tumblr you get tons of aesthetic pictures, nymphet, grunge,goth, dolly stuff, european style aesthetic, even vintage and hipster culture has popularity with white skin , etc
it was literally westerns who invented goth culture, which values the fuck out of white skin

>American history has things like the "paper bag test" or the fact Obama who is mixed race was referred to constantly as "black" only

yes american history, not americans in todays world

> The virginal aesthetic thing suggested is ???? Really not what it's about or why it's controversial.

we were talking about why americans get upset at skin whitening, and I was explaining why(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 458849

>>458801

Can I just say as a British biracial I've literally only found out about the paper bag test… this shit must be old. What a pile of shit anon move on pls.

No. 458939

Holy shit can the sjws in here stfu about the racism shit? Who cares if someone wants pale or tan skin. Yum is Asian and most Asians consider pale skin the beauty standard, as does most of the world who fucking cares it's nothing personal. It's got nothing to do with being virginal or innocent or hating dark people, most Asians just want to bleach the yellow undertones out of their skin jfc

No. 459020

>>458939
the best part about this is that most "whitening" products are actually just skin brighteners, same thing as glowy moisturisers etc. It's one of those things that got mixed up in translation a few years ago and it just stuck on most beauty products. 99.9% of those products will just make you shiny, glowy, and appear brighter, they will never physically lighten your skin.

No. 459044

>>459020
I mean,there are a few on the market like Kojic acid products but Jesus who cares am I right?! It's annoying when dark skinned people or self hating whites start sperging out about pale skin. Not everybody is going to like dark skin just like everyone isn't going to like pale skin. Stop trying to get pity points and stop trying to force people to like darker skin, it's not going to happen no matter how much you REEEEE about it, get the fuck over it and let this Asian woman do what the fuck she wants! also stop derailing the thread you sjw spergs

No. 459099

>>458801

>nymphet, grunge,goth, dolly stuff


Subcultures, not mainstream culture in Western society. Which favors cream and tan skin.

>>458849

>This shit must be old


Yes, it's part of American history. Not knowing something does not = it not being important.

But we need to let this sub-topic die now and go back to Yumi
Sorry everyone

No. 459109

>>459099
SHUT UP ALREADY AND GO TO TUMBLR WITH THAT SHIT STOP DERAILING THE THREAD WITH YOUR RACE SPERGING

No. 459125

>>459099
>Subcultures, not mainstream culture in Western society
Umm a majority of westerns all follow the aesthetics I mentioned, yes it's rare to see tan ig model aesthetics represented in real life unless you're a city dweller or cali native, but in the rest of the USA, a lot of us value pale skin
where I'm at, people here value pale skin a lot in a sort of "classic beauty" sort of way, even MARILYN MONROE refused to tan and she's known for her beauty and perfect skin in america, tan came in around the early 2000s, but before that pale was the thing, even people are mocking the 2000s shitty walmart bronzer lotion tan, but to say tan skin is what americans want and act as if majority of americans want tan skin is just ridiculous, why do you think kardashians get mocked so much?

>Not knowing something does not = it not being important.


we aren't saying it isn't important we're saying it just doesn't apply in todays world

No. 459130

>>459125
Exactly tanning went out of style in the 90s. You only see butthurt minorities or self hating whites try to convince you brown is beautiful lol. I know lots of white women or even white Spanish women who stopped tanning and embrace pale skin now

No. 459142

Please stop derailing with race / skin color discussion, thanks.

No. 461110

At the end of her newest Youtube video, she shows a bunch of cheap tools and a bottle of bootleg E6000. The fumes from actual E6000 are toxic enough, I wonder how bad the bootleg is.

No. 462642

>>461110
Every little tool this girl has doesnt need to be fucking gold plated and diamond encrusted. Yall giving her too much credit with this rich girl act.

Theyre just basic sculpting tools. How expensive do they need to be?

Though, I agree, that E6000 is fake a fuck.
Probably for safety reasons though. A lot of kids watch her bullshit.

No. 462651

>>462642
Samefag.

Now that I think about it… In the video before the last, Splenda wouldn't let even her cut chestnuts by herself so I highly doubt he would let her around some chemicals like E6000. Eh

No. 462685

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>>461110
Awww. Yumi made gak.
That's a gold star right there. I bet Splenda didn't even supervise her while chopping with the pairing knife. Good job Yumi!

No. 462700

>>462642
>fake chinese brand glue
>safer than regular brand
>shows where to buy stuff
are you okay? also no one was saying her stuff needed to be expensive, it's just not worth showing.

No. 462701

>>462651
>I highly doubt he would let her around some chemicals like E6000

do you really think this white man from georgia knows that this stuff is dangerous? kek.

No. 462704

>>462700
True, not worth showing.. I just see a lot of you guys ranting about how cheap some of her things are. I get it, yes, she shops for cheap clothes but some things are supposed to be …like sculpting tools or basic makeup brushes. That's all.

sage

>>462701
But Splenda is a handy man! Did you not see his mind blowing expertise at putting the bearings on that complicated wedding tent? kek

No. 462857

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Her face is so swollen

No. 463299


No. 463327

>>462642
>>462704
E6000 isn't expensive if you buy it in small tubes vs. the large tube she bought. The smaller tubes are $3-4 and the large tubes are $7-8. It's not an expensive investment if you're only using a bit.

Besides, the point I was trying to make was that E6000 fumes are already toxic and harmful as is. Even if you just google "E6000 fumes", it gives you a bunch of information about how it's harmful for you.
Knowing Yumi and bootleg Chinese crap, the bootleg E6000 is bound to be much worse and she won't wear a ventilator for the sake of looking "pretty" on camera.

>>463299
For anyone wondering what this video is, it's just her putting on makeup and sponsored costumes and fishing for compliments by saying she sucks at cosplay.

No. 463343

>>463299
She doesn’t seem her usual happy self, even the music is ‘sad’

No. 463419

I dont think she really is fishing for compliments. Looks like she was genuinely frusturated with the quality of the cosplay she was given, and maybe it was meant to be a review video but she wasn't satisfied so she turned it into this

No. 463472

>>463419
>"Angry at myself!"
She's fishing for compliments.
Besides, she's been sponsored by cheap Chinese websites for how long now? She knows what to expect.

No. 463581

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She looks really miserably. Why even post this video?

No. 463582

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No. 463656

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>>462857
Lol Now its REALLY swollen.

In the new video Splendas like "You know you're allergic to shellfish. Everytime you eat it you act surprised."

wtf why cant Corn learn?

No. 463737

>>462857
>>463656
The short side bangs she has aren't helping. They make her cheeks look wider and more swollen than before.

>>463581
YouTube ad revenue + the company sent her costumes for her to review in a video so she has to put up the video whether she wants to or not.

She's also probably miserable because she's starting to realize that married life isn't the fairy tale romance that she said she's always dreamed of in her marriage announcement video.

No. 463755

>>463581
>>463737
even if the stuff is cheap her inablity to properly wear a wig is funny.

No. 463831

she could die from an allergic reaction… how can she still be eating it? I know people have huge misconceptions about allergies..that you can predict the next allergic episode for example. I bet this has happened before and Yumi just thinks "oh i have irritation but its nothing severe so it should be okay", well guess what womanchild, it's not, lol. It's really dangerous and since she is dumb enough not to have gone to a doctor by now splenda should take her.

No. 463891

>>463656
>>463831
Holy shit, are her lips swelling up because of the seafood? Couldn't her throat be swelling up too??

No. 463928

>>463831
>"what is allergy???"

No. 464401

>>463656
well at least splenda doesn't have to inject her with bootleg cheek and lip fillers when she gets old and she can just eat some crabs or something

No. 465144

>>463582
Her jaw looks like its melting.

No. 465147

>>463582
she looks like a disabled girl who wanted to do something for the talent show so the special ed teacher brought her some shitty bootleg costume from walmart

No. 465225

Someone get the casket ready cuz Im fucking dead. rofl

No. 465246

>>465225
lmao omg. this is worse than i imagined.

No. 465274

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>still wearing the bootleg aliexpress lenses that she was complaining about
>her melting jaw

No. 465286

>>465225
yes mama, serving william hung teas

No. 465287

>>465274
highly suspect that that's a botched nose job

No. 465294

>>465287
just her shitty editting/ contouring skills

No. 465451

>>465225
she never fails to provide unintentionally funny content. also that sigh during the pause at 2:10. kek

No. 465465

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>>465274

reminded me of this guy

No. 465663

do you all think her husband is even going to want kids at his age?After living alone for so long and now having to take care of yumi full time, i dont see kids ever happening

No. 465820

>>465663
I could see kids happening if yumi dropped the mentally ill autist act and splenda didn't come off as a fucking pedophile

No. 466051

>>463299
I feel bad for the people that sponsored her for the video, she was just a whiny bitch throughout it.

No. 466175

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Im pretty sure Yumi has ED. She clearly has allergic reaction, but keeps eating. Splenda even says this is not first time…

Srly Yumi stop stuffing your face!

No. 466183

>>466051
>>463581

Maybe splenda’s snarky comments are finally starting to offend her?

No. 466197

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>>466175
Her face is sincerely unsettling to me

No. 466358

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Why.

No. 466514

casual Yumi annoying the shit out of her husband at 6:00

Also lol at splenda because Yumi told him that if he doesnt like it she will give him 100$ and he asked her where she will get them from and she went nuts

No. 468315

>>465274

nominated OP pic for next next thread lol

No. 468331

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No. 469598

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Jesus christ she's so whiny.

>>468331
It was terrible before and now it's even worse after she chopped off the skirt.

No. 469602

>>466514

lmao at yumi getting mad when splenda daddy ask where she'll get 100 bucks from. had to put the cat emote over her face to hide her angry face

No. 469645

>>466514
I have to admit, even though I've been following the Yumi threads this is the first video I watched, and I almost pissed laughing. I don't know if it's her accent or Splenda's commentary but there's something so god damn funny.

>"I rueened it"

>"You will regret"

No. 469655

>>466514
why doesn't she move this to being her main thing? this content is so much better than the boring stuff she does on her main channel

No. 473316

why the art looks like those wikihow images?

No. 473322

>>473316
>>473316
Reminds me more of Daria

No. 473492

>>469655
cause it sucks.

No. 474768

>>473492

Agreed. Its really not "better" content.
its just more of her same shit, but with food.
Im so bored with her tired description of everything he eats. "It tastes really good!"

No. 477886

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>> "everyting matches!"

No they dont….

No. 477898

>>465820
So like, never. Kek

No. 482451

Splenda was spicy in this one

No. 482492

he called her favorite vinegar ching chang sauce
is that racist or am i over reacting

No. 482498

>>482492
He's married to a Chinese girl so probably picked up Chinese humor (rude)

I'd say it's not racist given the context

No. 482512

>>482451
Seems like she never leaves the house except to stuff her bloated face with Chinese food. These two probably take over 2 hours to go grocery shopping because they comment/ question every single thing they come across

>>482492
Idk probably not intentionally racist but he's incredibly ignorant because he was saying he never ate kiwi.

No. 483437

>>482451

At around 11:30

Yumi: sees Splenda holding something that looks like a big wooden spoon Wat iz dis?

Splenda: It's for spankings slams thing into hands

No. 484176

Its very unsetteling when she speed up her videos and keeps the orginal audio.

No. 487695

someone on pull posted a screenshot that someone, possibly one of splendas family members, commented on one of her recent vids and was apologizing she hasnt been able to catch up on her videos and congratulated yumi with her pregnancy. if yumi is pregnant, oh boy this is gonna be wild lmao

No. 487700

>>487695
it sounds fake. we don't have like 50 videos. when she does she'll do something like "oh no, so crazy morning sickness our happy life!"

No. 488057

>>487700
well considering she got married months before she ended up posting her wedding video, and pretended like she got married right before she posted it, anything is possible. shes always got a queue of videos weeks and months in advanced

No. 488111

>>488057
>well considering she got married months before she ended up posting her wedding video, and pretended like she got married right before she posted it

she didn't tho, she got married only a week or so before. stop going to pull.

No. 491418

>I'm not trying to defend myself but here's a 15 minute video of me defending myself

TL;DR:
>I wear "jfashion" because I'm Asian, you know? And wearing jfashion, an Asian fashion because Japan is in Asia, is just something us Asians do, you know? It's because Asian people wear Asian fashion because it's common fashion in Asia. A lot of Asians wear kawaii style clothing. It's Asian and westerners don't understand. Asian kawaii youtubers and instagrammers wear kawaii clothes, even if they don't speak English, because they're Asian. And these kawaii Asian youtubers are adults so you can't call their clothes childish.
>Also thinks that the reason why people say she dresses like a child is because she wears pink
>doesn't even know who Misako Aoki is even though she knows ~everything~ about lolita

No. 491424

I don't think her clothes would be a big deal if she didn't act like a child waifu. That and a lot of her clothes are so cheap they don't look like something a real adult would wear. Doesn't help she starves herself to have a more childish body. I feel her though, but she should look into some actual lolita styles

No. 491427

>>491424
>she should look into some actual lolita styles
We've seen how much she and Splenda penny-pinch. Anything over $15 is extremely expensive! Even Taobao brands are out of the question unless she's getting the clothes for free.

No. 491544

She is the definition of ita.

No. 495283

So, Splenda's linkedin got leaked. It's in Yumi's PULL thread.

No. 495310

>>491418
god that whole video reminded me why i hate chinese weebs.

yuhan is so fucking transparent. like she tried decrying her weeb status by wearing 'hanfu' but she bought them from the same shitty soft sister aliexpress store that she got the 'fuck me' panties from. she, like tons of other chinese weebs just piggy back off of japan since it's easy for them to do so. hell, she's so desperate she changed her name to the word for corn, not even a name, to keep her shit japanese sounding one, despite plastering yuhan on everything before. fuck yuhan.

No. 495311

>>495283
can you fucking link it you cunt?

No. 495331

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No. 495341

>>495331
thanks anon, and sorry, i just really don't wanna fucking deal with PULL

No. 495367

>>495331
So we can conclude from this that he's old af, just like we predicted.

No. 495381

>>495331

he already looks 40 in this picture and it looks like an old photo. how old do you guys think he was at the time of the photo?

No. 495388

>>495381
>>495367
dunno, 30 or so? that's def him tho, same weird chin and everything.

No. 495424

>>495331
that photo looks like it was taken in 1995-98, look at the typical backdrop that was common in the mid to late 90s. (source: I was a 90s teen). Dude is old AF for sure.

No. 495530

>>495331
Can also conclude with this that he's on about 80k a year

No. 495549

>>495331

Can someone grab a screenshot of his profile before he deletes it? I don’t have the ability atm

No. 495668

>>495331
Is splenda mormon? he's in a group for lds professionals and two BYU alumni groups. I wonder what his family/religious community make of his and corn's relationship.

No. 495688

He's changed his name and picture on linkedin now.

Also he speaks English and Korean?

No. 495698

>>495688
he's probably some yellow fever fetishist to
he wanted a kpop but got a chinese knockoff instead

No. 495744

>>495668

Was this on his LinkedIn? I couldn't see it.

If he is Mormon, it's a little strange that he got married so late in life. And I'm wondering if they'll pop out a bunch of kids.

No. 495754

>>495549
It's not milk-worthy enough to get screencaps of and plus he won't delete. He could've deleted when it was posted on PULL but instead he just changed his name and picture.

No. 495762

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>>495744
Bottom of pic related.

>>495754
It seems to be gone now, maybe it's visible if you're logged in though.

No. 495831

lmaooo he’s 47 fucking yumi kek

No. 496108

>>495762
If you have a LinkedIn, you can still view his profile if you log in.
There's a way to change if he can see you viewing his profile or not under your settings (instead of it saying "Lolcow Anon has viewed your profile" with a link to your account, it'll show "a LinkedIn user has viewed your account" and he won't be able to see who unless he has premium but I doubt he does).

>>495831
I wonder what his/her parents think about their marriage. They all must think this is great since he's old and Yumi's mom obviously wants her with a white guy. I feel sorry for their future kids already.

No. 496269

>>495331

So they live in the DC area? I thought they were in Atlanta.

No. 496346

>>495762

Thanks, I see it now. But if he did go to BYU (and I'm assuming all Mormons aspire to go there) why didn't he add it to his education section?

No. 496348

>>496269

It's possible his company is based out of D.C. and he works from home

No. 496351

>>495831
How is that funny or surprising? From any picture of video of him we've ever seen, it was obvious he's an autistic man in at least his 40s.

No. 496574

>>495762
Well he's an engineer and is part of a lot of organizations, survived GATech with a masters, has publications… so he's no moron… even if he is old AF.

Wait, why are we doxxing people now? I mean, making fun of bloated cheeks is one thing, but…

No. 496617

>>496574
Because it’s her old ass ddlg husband that calls her fat and appears on her videos constantly. No one would gives a shit about yumi without Splenda. Splenda is that you?

No. 496973

>>495831
47 but looks 60 lmao

No. 497225

>>495744
He is probably in that group to network with other professionals, likely has some colleagues who went to BYU. I doubt he would hide it if he went there. He looks very accomplished.

No. 497278


No. 497478

>>497278
People using mandolins without the guard give me anxiety.

No. 497605

>>497478
seriously, at least get those cut resistant gloves.

No. 498944

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the highlight of their wedding pic video

No. 499066

>>498944
scotty managed to look autistic and/or bored in every pic

No. 499280

>>499066
If they're gunna taking kissing pictures just fucking kiss ffs

No. 499286

>>498944
Oh god what a terrible photo concept to make a man like him look like a complete mini Manlet

No. 499443

>>498944
god his face grosses me out, something just feels so fucking off about him
I literally got nauseous looking at this and this hoe has sex with him? not that she's any better with her deformed face, her face is looking more and more fucked up each day, no clue what she's doing but it needs to stop

No. 499451

>>499443
so uh.. farmers aren't just bitter hags.. the cringey people embarrassing themselves… are the cows i mean.. not uh. not the farmers

No. 499453

>>499451
it's a gossip site, go to /ot/ or /g/ if you hate people talking shit so much, not sure how you can embarrass yourself on an anonymous board and wasting your life, marriage and everything else with some ugly pedo looking weirdo isn't

No. 499466

>>499453
anon the comment is pretty embarrassing

No. 499540

>>499066
Half the trees don’t have leaves and the grass is brown in most parts. Couldn’t they at least find some place with healthy grass? This wedding is so low effort.

No. 500536

>>496351
What makes you think he's autistic?

No. 500643

>>499443
It’s because the face on his skin is so saggy. My work has a lot of older men and he really looks 60 or maybe he was 400 lbs and lost weight. The 40’s guys at my work are just sort of wrinkled and graying not like their skin is sliding off their body.

No. 500647

>>500643
Sorry for double post but where are you guys getting 47 from? The old LinkedIn because if he started at nbc in 1994 and assuming he went straight to school and graduated in 4 years would make him 47. He could have taken breaks in between and did he do his masters right after?

He’s probably mid 50’s.

No. 500674

>>500536
>"Rude" humour
>Awkward as fuck
>Unorthodox relationship
>Dresses like a nerd
>Engineer
Each unremarkable enough on their own, but it's just when they're all combined + general intuition.
I also don't mean this as an insult to him in the slightest, even though it probably came across that way.

No. 502205

team splenda

No. 502354

>>502205
splenda is giving off such lifestyle vlogger energy in this, its kind of incredible

also yumi pretending she doesn't know the definition of "sweat" so splenda has to look it up on his phone… GIRL PLEASE.

No. 502396

>>502205
Fucking lol I think splenda's growing into the role.

Splenda spin off channel when?

No. 502527

>>502205
why is splenda better at this than yumi?

also, him picking up the dvd and being like "is this…yogiho or something"

>do you want greentea mochi

>>sign says melon

never change, yumi

No. 502554

>>502205
>yumi: can we get this, we all like this?
>splenda: whose "we"?
>yumi: us
fucking lol. I'm starting to like splenda.

No. 508234

>>502205
this video is kind of nice??
They seem to genuinely like each other, splenda is even kind of funny

thought they're still off putting as a whole. idk the tone has changed

No. 508290

Imagine if her and venus angelic collabed

Jesus

No. 508524

apparently not allergic to sushi anymore!!

No. 509199

>>508524
Imagine going out to eat hibachi with your SO and the server seats you next to this middle aged man and his young wife wearing a Jigglypuff tank top

No. 509201

>>509199
>young
>jigglypuff tank that barely fits
>kek

No. 509272

>>499066
These pics look like they were taken by one of Splenda's friends who just bought their first DSLR. Incredibly unprofessional.

No. 510577

>>509272
they were tho. she claims the photog the hired was no show.

No. 510578

>>508524
i fucking hate hibachi. it's just a scam for idiot white people (and i guess yumi)

No. 513171

>>513164
This necro post in the other thread is interesting. I dunno if he is someone that would do that but an interesting note? Someone he knows?

No. 514805

>>513171
I wouldn't doubt it, that's the type of shit autistic people do as an autist myself
splenda is definitely shady, and he seems to have a lot of free time, he's obsessed with his relationship but doesn't give two shits about yumi unless it's about her looks
he's clearly obsessed with her being thin, and the videos of what he said to her about her weight, like most relationships is just the tip of the iceberg, if he's not afraid to say this shit to millions of viewers then who knows what he's saying to her behind closed doors

No. 514869

>>477886
This outfit looks cute tbh. Looks nice on her as well.

Too bad Yumi fakes being fresh off the boat esl.

No. 516355

She was annoying the whole time. Even Splenda was like "lets go on a actual date" and she faked being oblivious about it

No. 516410

splenda keeps making jokes like the christmas tapioca one and corn either doesn't care or doesn't understand

No. 516442

>>516410
i know what you guys are sayin about feeling sorry for splenda tho. like he may want to be in this weird relationship but ffs yumi stop being so fucking spergy and go on a damn date!

No. 516499

>>516355
>Splenda: I can afford to get the cutest girl in the whole word a 7 dollar and 59 cent bottle of rose tea. does the cutest girl in the whole world want a bottle of rose tea? i can get it for you. happily.

>Yumi: Maybe next time. […] I can just use any red flower from the yard.


lol her inner chinese cheapskate won't even let scott splenda daddy her properly

No. 516535

>>516442

Same. All they seem to do is go to the fucking Asian grocery store…he must be fed up with it, because god knows I'm fed up with all the videos of their shopping trips

He was all dressed up, got her flowers, and for what?

No. 516604

>>516355
It's cringey how they act like their grocery store trip is exceptional and not completely average. As if every ingredient needs to be documented, like lotus roots and tapioca balls are something new and interesting–and Yumi could pull this off if she added anything interesting besides saying the name and sperging over it for five minutes.

I like slice of life videos, but they're clearly trying to make these romps to the market into a bigger deal than they actually are. It's so boring. And neither are particularly entertaining or fun to watch, unless you like Yumi pretending to be an idiot.
They're not even haul videos either, can you imagine "Herro errywhon, today we ar going to agrocery storr to buy ingredants for to make derricious meals at home!" Nope.
They buy snacks and insta meals when they could capitalize on changing their channel's direction by making more cooking and meal time videos. Since that's all they vlog about these days anyway. No wonder they're so unpopular anymore.

No. 516637

>>516604

The way you worded that was spot on anon lmao.

Does anyone else think Venus angelic has yumis current hair right now? Jesus if they met

No. 516692

>>516637

i think she'd be as weirded out as any of us.

No. 516868

>>516499
yumi is so fucking bland. but at the same time seems tryhard? like, i get that she likes going to the store but this uwu domestic waifu-chan shit has got to be annoying to splendawhen he's clearly trying to be romantic. she didn't even try to frame it as a trip to make food together. it was literally just a trip for her.

No. 517042

>>516499

"Cute girls need rose tea." WTF???

I can never finish a whole video of theirs. They are so creepy.
I just read other people commenting on them here and on PULL, and every now and then I think, "Huh, that sounds funny, I should watch it", then nope the fuck out due to too much cringe

No. 517491

>>516499
god I wish scott would just die already and yumi can find a less disgusting, cringey, creepy autist splenda dadyy

No. 519972

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I hate that she constantly mispells words in her video titles of all things.

She obviously means SAVORY gravy.

Lmao at "saving gravy."

No. 519982

>>519972
I think she meant "saved". Cause in the video she thinks she fucks up and Splenda steps in and makes the gravy. So he "saved" the gravy.

No. 521054

>>516604
I hate how she's oohs and ahhs over things . like bitch we know what those things are . its nothing new . I'm not even Chinese and have gone to Asian supermarkets and don't act like a weeb. That's the only time she leaves the house its seems . And she doesn't even buy anything good. All her hauls are ramen and kitchen tools she won't use/ doesn't know how to use.

No. 523224

looks like r/CCJ2 finally found this trainwreck, and they're commenting on how rich splenda seems. lol imagine being such a broke sexpat that this guy seems rich to you

No. 523255

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>>523224
Holy shit, I'm dying.

No. 523262

>>523224
no links or screencaps anon?
?ol imagine being such a broke sexpat that this guy seems rich to you
he has a good resume so I assume he has an okayish job but just like the shit he buys for yumi. it always has to be fake shit for social status
fake ricefarmer aging face chinese knock off wife who pretends to be an autistic fob child so he can get off to his "lost esl child in america" fetish
most their house is filled with aliexpress shit
knock off university
knock off skincare
knock off house
knock off vacations
knock off food
knock of doctors
etc etc
he needs to accept the fact he's not a millionaire, he lives a knock off life and he is miserable 24/7 because he didn't get his ~spoilt korean child bride housewife in a fairytale mansion traveling the world~ he always wanted

No. 523305

>>523255

ccj2 new hero

No. 523996

>>523255
What the hell does "starfish" and "rainey" refer to

No. 524073

>>523996
Starfish means the butthole, it kind of looks like a starfish, at least that's what I think it meant. Rainey I'm not 100% on but it seems to refer to Asians in America, or Americans in general maybe. That's how I loosely read it.

No. 524274

Starfish is when a bitch just lays there on bed while having sex without doing shit

No. 524438

>>523255
what are these words and what is this subreddit

No. 525709

>>523996

Starfish is when the girl just lies in bed during sex as said above

Rainy refers to Chinese girls that want a white husband, learn English poorly, and act naive and stupid. Hobbies include sleeping and posting pictures of food to Weibo. Basically china version of a basic bitch.

No. 525724

>>525709
criiiinge what is this a sexpat PUA reddit?

No. 525867

>>525709
>Rainy refers to Chinese girls that want a white husband, learn English poorly, and act naive and stupid. Hobbies include sleeping and posting pictures of food to Weibo. Basically china version of a basic bitch.

Kek, didn't know this was so common that they had to make up an actual term for it.

No. 525941

>>525867
>https://forums.unknownworlds.com/discussion/50019/why-do-people-pretend-not-to-speak-english
it's sad, I just don't understand what people find so cute about obnoxious women playing "me no speaky engrish"

No. 526111

Fucking LOL. Another (cringy) food youtuber I follow made this exact recipe. It's some Hello Fresh shit, a service that mails you ingredients for a recipe you can easily follow.

No. 532044

>>482451

lmao @ "your ching-chang sauce"

No. 532112

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q93Hlzfnm4

Within the first 30 seconds of this video we get a possible age confirmation of Splenda Daddy:

Him: "I know a pretty good Chinese Restaurant… I visited there 35 years ago-"

Her: "When you were… 13?"

Him: blinks, pause "I visited there… a while back…"

I like how he realizes that by saying he visited 35 years ago dates himself and assuming that Yumi isn't completely dumb I'm willing to give her the benefit of a doubt that she did the quick, simple math in her head right there. 13 + 35 = 48, which lines up with the age that was posted for him earlier ITT.

I just find it hilarious that there's this one specific YouTuber (probably him under an alt account) on their videos that says he's 30 every time someone asks how old he is.

No. 532117

>>525941
secure the bag by any means necessary I guess

No. 534184


No. 534193

>>534184

I sweat to god I was expecting her to announce a pregnancy. Whew.

No. 534196

>>534184
>>534193
i was expecting that too but then i remembered this is yumi were talking about

No. 534201

>>534184
For anyone who doesn't want to bother watching, her announcement is just that she's going to be a guest at some convention.

No. 534204

>>534201
Derp, it's Tigercon in Georgia btw.

No. 534414

>>534184
why does splenda look so disinterested in the screen cap?

anyway, i hope that this gives us splenda at an anime convention which would be exciting

No. 534576

>>534414
It's so amazing how many people aren't familiar with the concept of a straight man in a double act

No. 535436

>>534576

It's so amazing how many people aren't familiar with the concept of yellow fever and pedophilia

No. 539951


No. 539980

>>539951
it's so awkward watching splenda telling her to look at him while they talk and NOT the camera.

it really really bugs me that these videos are yumi's content, she creates them, she edits it, but splenda provides the content. this is literally your job, yumi, do your damn job.

No. 540058


No. 540148

>>540058
Splenda so disinterested he fucking fell asleep

No. 540208

What's the point of Splenda and her being married if he obviously can't stand her

No. 540245

>>540208
for fetish reasons

No. 540358

>>540208
Because that way he can live his fantasy of fucking a 12 year old azn qt without getting arrested, even if it's only a woman who acts like she's 12.

No. 540378

>>540058
At least she admits she's cheap.

No. 544361

Why was she asked to be guest at con? She buys her cosplays from china and i dont remember her ever saying that she reads manga or watch anime.

No. 544428

>>540058
ugh. this is why they shouldn't be together. they don't see eye to eye. even if it's played for views it's cringy at best. there's no reason to be cheap when you're not making any of the fucking money, yuhan.

No. 544494

>>534204
honestly I cant wait for that shitshow. Tigercon's head of the convention threatened to take two people to court because they wanted to warn people about death threats that they had received from one of the employees at the convention.

No. 547991

>>364918
>>364809
Leave it to some losers on lolcow to get angry at relationships they don't like because this place is filled with such winners.

No. 547999

>>547991
Great job throwing a blanket on "us just not liking them" and totally has nothing to do with borderline abuse, how they treat each other, how yumi acts, how scott acts, why they're even together, etc


Here I'll do it to
"Wow just imagine being this mad at people who says mean stuff about a bad relationship"

No. 548007

>>547999
Who cares? Don't just ugly fat girls come here to dig dirt on people that remind them how miserable and alone they are? That's so far all I have heard people describe lolcow as and reading these comments sure as hell seems to confirm it.

No. 548009

>>548007
Well why do you even bother to comment on here if lolcow is full of dirty and ugly ppl.

No. 548020

>>548009
Same reason people go to a circus, to look at the clowns.

No. 548021

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No. 548035

>>548007
>ignoring the massive amount of anas and fit women that come here
Okay

No. 548168

>>547999
> borderline abuse

anon, i don't think splenda and yumi are good together either but "borderline abuse" is a reach

No. 549443

>>548009
>>547991
>>548007
Hey Splenda daddy.

>>532112
I work with a bunch of old people and he doesn’t even look his age. He looks way older. How the hell does he thinks he can pass for 30?

No. 549500

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So this is what she is going to wear at the con, cheap maido outffit.

No. 549501

>>549500
Why dcoes she STILL showcase her wedding dress? Hasn't the wedding been over for months?

No. 549510

>>549501
her fucking dress is so cheap too. and it's not like you can't get super fancy dresses for cheap used. i commented on one of her videos that i scored a fancy japanese brand dress for $100 and she got super salty at me. let me see if i can find it.

No. 549511

>>549510
samefag, but i meant that it's ironic she's so cheap cause she obviously doesn't want to be.

No. 556097

yumi spends 5 minutes rambling about some ~hanfu lolita~ dress thing she’s wearing but she doesn’t have a petticoat on or anything so it looks exactly the same as her usual chinese outfits. mentions that it’s “perfect to wear when you are pregnant” and mentions that she intends to do so when she’s pregnant.

she and splenda go to some weaboo store at a strip mall and look at anime tit mousepads and “hawajukoo sty-el” clothes.

No. 556243

>>556097
>mentions that it’s “perfect to wear when you are pregnant” and mentions that she intends to do so when she’s pregnant.

i see she still hasn't coped with the very obvious fact that splenda doesn't want kids

No. 556303

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Yumi is at Tigercon today.

No. 556304

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No. 556305

>>556243
The thought of a possible child around splenda with his clear DDLG fetish/"lifestyle" worries me dearly.

No. 556308

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No. 556310

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No. 556312

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No. 556330

>>556308
she looks like shes on the verge of crying

No. 556430

>>556428
LMAO please leave.

No. 556701

>>556303
i don’t understand why she was even there. almost every ‘cosplay’ she’s done in the past 2 years has been some cheap, shiny ill fitting monstrosity she was sent for free and virtually none of her (recent) content is relevant to anime at all. so weird to me that she was there to cook too, her food has never looked appetising imo

No. 557538

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>>556701
What she and Splenda served to her adoring fans at the convention.

No. 557539

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No. 557540

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No. 557541

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No. 557611

>>557538
That looks like vomit and off brand minute rice
Why are they even serving food? Neither of them can cook, i wouldnt eat this shit even if they paid me it looks so bland and gross but at the same time unhealthy and cancerous

No. 557621

>>557538
that looks like literal cat vomit

No. 557624

>>557538
no seriously… wtf is this?
I see rice and… brown shit and… lighter beige lumps of shit??

No. 557626

>>557624
it’s tofu according to some comment on her Instagram lol

No. 557632

>>557624
>>557626
it's really poorly cooked mabo tofu probably.

No. 557655

>>557632
And knowing yumi she probably spent a few pennies on it, or even better ordered it frozen and aliexpress rice,no wonder her and splenda are aging like milk

No. 557686

>>557540
it looks like she’s chopping green onions here but there’s no sign of it in the actual food at all?

No. 560290

>>557540
hahahaha what the fuck

How were they allowed to serve food without a license? and why? what the fuck kind of convention was this

No. 560292

>>556304
I love how in her "behind the scenes" photo shoot video, you can tell she's clearly at one of those family portrait studios a la JC Penney

No. 560364

>>560292
this is the video for anyone who wants to see yuhan go full weaboo while splenda orchestrates

No. 569510

Did she really just call herself a mail order bride because she orders things through the mail? Is she really that stupid?

No. 569592

>>569510
Splenda probably called her that once and she thought it was a cute nickname he gave her because she buys so much crap online lmao.

Also:
>doing a giveaway for an item that she wore

No. 569729

>>569510
why are anons so desperate? She's clearly not stupid (usually the criticism is that she plays dumb). It's clearly a joke. If you have to believe that she's not capable of humor for your own reasons, tell yourself it's splenda's joke. But it's a fairly funny background pun. Maybe teen Americans need jokes to be clearly labelled and highlighted

No. 569935

>>569510
yumi your wedding was like 6 months ago why are you still doing this. also why would anyone want to win a secondhand aliexpress wedding dress?

No. 570699


No. 570773

>>569510
It's just clickbait.

No. 570807

>>560364
This is definitely a department store photo studio, is it even legal to sell prints of their photos? I'm certain they have it in their contract that you can't reproduce the images.

No. 574462

>>570699
did anybody get past the intro???

No. 583163

She is so boring a predictable that at this point I want to drop her, but it's so hard not too cause you never know what's going to happen next.

No. 583167

>>583163
Just sage for fucks sake

No. 583172

File: 1526352547883.jpg (12.82 KB, 600x515, reeeeeee.jpg)

>>583163
I don't pay server bills so you can do this, SAAAAAAAAGEEEE

No. 583184

>>583172
uwu remember to sage your post too next time, admin~! ♡·°⋆。°✩

No. 597040

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Hi.. anon from >>519972 here.
I said it before about her mispelling shit…
But goddamn his is so irritating. Lol
I think its on purpose at this point or shes actually that bad at editing her videos. If you're gonna misspell somthing at least make sure its not the fucking video title of all things.
I wish Splenda would proofread her shit before posting.

No. 597085

>>597040
she's doing it on purpose but the gravy shit was because she can't fucking cook.

No. 597277

>>597040
>>597085
>I think its on purpose at this point
it's 100% on purpose, I don't believe for a second someone who has lived almost a decade in america and spoke english even longer, graduated from an american college and speaks english in her day-to-day like misspells stuff that badly, especially since a lot of people will catch things and words she says in older videos and in newer videos she magically forgot it or whatever

honestly, I've been following yumi for a while, and not only cannot I not believe she is still playing me no speaky english, but also the people that STILL believe she's some innocent foreign airhead waifu who doesn't know english uwu


the answer I want is WHY she does this

No. 597315

>>597277
cause most of her fans are weebshits who don't realize her name is fake, or gross neckbeards that think she's a kawaii oriental waifu.

No. 597386

>>597277
I think it's some sort of ddlg play she does on her day to day life. It's clearly a big part of her lifestyle so it wouldn't surprise me.

No. 598380

omg. that leftover challenge made me sick. first, they dont even cover their food in their fridge…. then I got triggered that little miss Asia doesn't know how to use a spring roll wrapper. idiots.

No. 598464

>>597277
Er I know plenty of Asians who moved to the U.S. and still make regular errors in English. And yes, they all graduated from U.S. universities and are working in the country at good jobs.

No. 598467

>>598464
I could understand if it was just normal errors any esl person would make, but it is extremely obvious she fakes most of them, in every single video she's made several errors, not to mention even her own fans have pointed out her englrish is getting worse and people have caught several things she use to say correctly and magically she says them worse



Yumi also has a reason for it to, as she always goes out her way to fetishize children and her being asian, her annoying fake high pitched squealing is already a giveaway, she knows what she's doing

No. 598544

>>598467
this. she speaks with a different pitch in chinese even. she's faking the engrish to appeal to gross people.

No. 599140


No. 599147

>>599140
All this blah blah blah when the simple fact is she has low blood sugar because she restricts and skips meals.

No. 599159

>>599140
Is she trying to mimic Venus' success in regards to making videos about her ED/health scare?

No. 599319

>>599159
Oh she definitely did it because of Venus.
Very pathetic.

No. 615140

What.

No. 615471

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>>599140
>pic related is one of the comments
Kek

>>615140
Lol at her pretending to be dumb in her description.
>And I don’t know what is going on because I don’t read the news about politics.

She doesn't come off as kawaii or naive. She sounds ignorant and uneducated.

No. 615868

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No. 615908

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>>615868
I tried to make her head "normal". Now the before picture looks like someone used the fucking bloat tool on her face.

No. 617937

>>615908
that "fix" still looks fucked

No. 617959

>>615908
this is her dream appearance lmao

No. 617965

>>615140
>And I don’t know what is going on because I don’t read the news about politics.
So she's proud of her ignorance….

If it were up to Trump and his gang she'd probably be kicked out of the US since she's an Asian immigrant.

Her make-up in this vid looks a bit better than before though?

No. 618020

looks like splenda was (?) married and has a couple of kids

someone is spilling the tea on this creep on PULL(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 618021

>>615908
don't photoshop things anymore.

No. 618025

>>618020
wait what?
sauce?

No. 618026

>>618020
h-hey everyone, lets go to pull!


fuck off.

No. 618576

>>615868
Goddamn those bulimia cheeks and teef

>>618025
He had another Asian waifu in 2012 before he downgraded to Yumi

No. 618588

>>618020
>someone is spilling the tea on this creep on PULL

I don't see it? Just people speculating he cheated but no proof so far.

No. 618727

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>>365564
In all honesty, I don't think she has bulimia cheeks (speaking from experience). She probably got v-line surgery or something-it's pretty common in East Asia, especially China since girls keep chasing the beauty ideal of "瓜子脸" which somewhat translates to "watermelon seed face" which is pretty much what Yumi looks like. A really, really fucked up attempt seed face.

No. 618772

>>618576
If that's Splenda, it looks like his ex wife is Hispanic (definitely not Asian with the name provided), in her 50's and they have at least one son, named after his father, who is now in his 30's. Not sure where people are seeing an Asian ex wife or that they had three kids, unless I'm missing something? Does he have multiple ex wives?

Splenda married a girl younger than his own son though? I wonder what his family thinks of the whole affair? It looks like the ex wife got a very nice house out of the deal too. Do you thinkl Splenda made Yumi sign a prenup?

Sage for speculation.

No. 619044

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People lurked and found the receipts of her first marriage and divorce, they also found pictures of his wedding with his second wife

No. 619049

>>618772
Yumi wouldn't marry with a prenup tbh. Also prenups actually don't mean she would get zero if she left, all it means is she'd get what they've agreed at the point of marriage rather than at the point of divorce. If a prenup says "wife gets nothing (or practically nothing)" the prenup is considered void

No. 619132

>>619044
i can use mspaint too anon!

can you guys fucking stop vagueposting about shit from PULL and actually post real shit. also, you know that splenda's identity was a hoax by some PULL user in the first place, so this stuff having that name is extra bs

No. 619243

>>618727
Don't be stupid. V-line chins don't look anything like that, lmao. She wished she had one instead of a broad face shape with absolutely no chin.

>>619132
>you know that splenda's identity was a hoax by some PULL user in the first place
Since when?

No. 619270

>>615868
homegirl seriously would benefit from a chin implant.

No. 619464

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>>619243
It wasn’t speculation. His linkedin had his full name and photos attached.

No. 619473

Maybe she'll look normal soon

No. 619562

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How I imagine Yumi thinks she looks.

No. 619647

>>619562
damn… is this a filter, a really good shoop, a facemorph of yumi + someone else, or a completely different person?

No. 619710

File: 1529815140117.png (1.91 MB, 1466x1228, yumiking.png)

>>619647
Shoop, my friend. Here's the original for reference.

No. 619722

>>619464
that was proven fake. it was uploaded the same day as it got posted. someone on pull found the pic and made a fake profile. just look upthread.

No. 650514

So a month has passed, and no Yumi King milk…

The only notable things as of recent worth talking about are:
>the fact that Splenda no longer appears in her videos
>Yumi staying with her parents for a bit, also it looks like the set-up of her filming room changed?
>Yumi uploading disgusting low-effort ASMR videos multiple times the last few days

Idk, maybe none of this is even worth discussing on here and I've bumped a dead thread that should have stayed dead. But I'm genuinely interested in why she's spamming us with all this ASMR shit suddenly, and what happened to Splenda?
(maybe he's as done with her shit as we've been.)

No. 650526

>>650514
wait what?(sage posts like this)

No. 650648

>>650526
what are you responding "wait what" to?
like were you out of the loop cause you haven't been paying attention to her channels/insta (which haven't been THAT eventful tbh), or were you bewildered by something else?

No. 650660

>>650514
about her switching to asmr. i know we call him Splenda as a joke but i don't think he has that much money. maybe if he didn't have multiply divorces and children he would have money. i think he keeps her expectations small because he doesn't have it. they have a great house and that's it. yumi could've gotten a richer white dude. maybe even one who doesn't belittle her. i think yumi has to bring money in.

No. 650718

>>650660
yes, the past few days she has been uploading a shit ton of ASMR videos, with a few sponsored hauls thrown in. and the ASMR's are all very disgusting/poor quality. i don't think she actually understands the purpose of ASMR. i'm sure someone has said this before, but i speculate she is just hopping on the trend because she needs $$$ and can't think of anything else to lure in views with.
it's funny though because these new ASMR videos are so terrible that even her fans who used to blindly worship her and defend her are in the comments section telling her what she's doing is gross. lmfao.

as far as splenda goes, i wish there was more milk on his situation with his ex wife(wives?) and children. there was that anon on PULL a while back trying to spill tea on his personal life, but i haven't seen her post in a while. i know it's not really any of our business but yumi's life fascinates me so much that i can't help but wonder what their relationship is really like.
splenda seems to have disappeared from her videos as soon as all the info leaked. so i'm wondering if something happened between him and yumi, or if he's just keeping a low profile.

No. 650803

>>650718
the PULL anon is a fucking liar. it's the same person who fabricated that crap about his name/linkedin.

No. 650868

>>650803
thanks for confirming. i was wondering if that LinkedIn stuff being fake and her posts about splenda were tied together at all.

No. 651843

She posted a new video where she 'explains' why she's mainly been doing ASMR now.
Summary is basically:
>talking quietly is more comfortable for her
>her right ear gets blocked(?) when she talks loudly/cheerfully
>talking slowly gives her more time to think about her sentence since she still struggles with English
>food channel started out as ASMR channel anyway so she wants to continue that route
>wants to become a daily food vlogger and recording herself eating helps with eating a variety of food/eating slowly

Honestly it seems like a bunch of bullshit and she doesn't seem to understand what ASMR is at all.

No. 651995

>>651843
I watched one of her ASMR videos and her whispering is really annoying. I don't particularly like ASMR anyways but my god isn't it supposed to sound soothing or something? It just made me irritated. She doesn't even talk in some of her food videos, just has text on screen to explain things. Those are way more enjoyable than what she's doing now.

I wish she would mention why Splenda hasn't been in videos lately though, it looks like most comments are asking about that. He was at least entertaining.

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No. 652193

>>651995
I wish she mentioned what happened to Splenda too. I felt like this video was the ultimate clickbait because she knows everyone wants to know why her husband isn't in her videos anymore. So she made this video, only for it to turn out to be some bullshit about preferring ASMR.
She'd keep dropping her sentences as if she was going to lead into some dramatic reveal, at least twice, and I thought it was going to be milk about Splenda. But no, just crap about her voice and ears hurting or whatever.

No. 664557


No. 664595

>>651995
some tinfoil
>splenda dumped her/she dumped him
>he's on a """business trip"""
>they can't stand each other so there's no point if he's screaming at her the entire time

No. 664752

File: 1534298465656.png (2.67 MB, 2208x1242, B2C29136-4F93-43C4-95B9-AE2A32…)

Corn's camel toe. Fucks sake how can she be so stupid?

No. 676915

Huh, old peer of Yumi's here (we were in the same uni program). Briefly glancing through and thought I could throw in my few cents.

Her accent? 100% real. She's quite shy and doesn't speak much, therefore doesn't practice her english very much. She is a lot more confident not only orally, but demeanor-wise when she speaks in Chinese. However, even when speaking to our Chinese peers, she was still quite withdrawn. She's also fairly air-headed. Hard-working when she wants to be.

I'm assuming, "Splenda" is referring to her husband. They met online, OkCupid. Her parents were supportive of the whole thing. Supposedly he has a government job.

Either way, her dream was to become a housewife and she made it. She's quite the female Asian stereotype, really.

No. 676946

>>676915
Of course yumi! You're ugu shy too, all the shy girls I know have thousands of youtube subscriber's for channels they showcase their floppy pancake tit, sad flat ass and gross smelly meat flaps on

As for her accent. You have to be a complete idiot if you think her worsening English is real, and just because her equally gross and fetishizing parents support her doesn't make the relationship less weird, if anything it makes it worse, you have to be a moron if you can look at him screaming at her all the time on video and encouraging her to lose weight despite her being underweight, I feel really bad for you if that is something normal and totally not anything to be cautious about

No. 677364

>>676915
Shy girls dont record themselves in asain supermarkets screeching at their husband over the tiniest thing

No. 677372

Her content is now more boring than ever. It's just mediocre. Shopping trips to Walmart, wearing cheap and tacky Asian clothes while promoting them as 'cute everyday outfits' that really aren't, random videos that don't link in with her usual content and so on. There's nothing going for her channel and the views aren't what they used to be.

No. 677763

>>676915
all accents change over time but for her english to get worse then suddenly better then worse again is impossible.

I can see her being "shy" and not speak but thats chinese people for you. She diffren't when speaking chinese because her engrish is another persona. She is in a DDLG relationship after all.
Also real shy kids wouldnt do into uni wearing full dolly dresses and cosplay filming herself, that doesn't happen. Its her persona.

Of course her parents were okay with the whole thing, By chinese standards Yumi was getting old to marry. She married the first best bet and it was handy that splenda has an asian and ddlg fetish that he would stick around long enough to propose.
Don't forget Yumis Mother has also married a white man with (what i can assume) money. I 100% she her mother being "very Positive" about splenda.

No. 678563

Anyone else feel like Yumi deliberately moved to the rural deep South with a middle aged white man so she could play out her outdated Asian mail order bride type stereotype better?

I feel like she probably didn't like Seattle because there are plenty of normal Asian women there with better English, better jobs AND are more beautiful, rich, and well dressed than Yuhan is.

I wonder what she and Splenda would think of the movie Crazy Rich Asians. I bet they would hate it

No. 678567

>>678563
i mean she wanted to be a kawaii anime girl and settled for being an "oriental bride" because she could actually do it. it's really obvious she wanted to marry some rich weeaboo to play house with like in eroge or shoujo anime.

No. 680824

>>678567

My point is the whole "uwu i am oriental waifu i can't reading or writing what is a claw? tehehe i make you flied lice" gag would be called out for what it is VERY quickly in a big city where there are plenty of talented Asian American professional women. I feel like you can probably get away with a middle aged white man in the rural south who still thinks that those stereotypes are relevant and funny

No. 681846

>>680824
well yea, but i don't think she was trying to do this from the start, she wanted to be a cute anime waifu for some weeb rather than what happened. that's why she phased out her weeb shit and started focusing on being chinese. she was only popular initially for her ridiculous hotglue DIY clothes.

No. 683377

>>681846

god the only thing more sad than a weeb is a woman playing on 1950s era war bride stereotypes

at least the war brides were forced into those circumstances due to political and social issues beyond their control, and were just trying to have a better life

No. 690252

>>650803

It isn't fake, you can literally look up the more recent divorce case (Splenda divorced 2x already) and see that it was re-opened around the time Splenda and Corn got married.
Also, the other ex-wife posted a bunch of salty comments on Youtube saying things like "He doesn't want to have any babies with you, you are going to grow old alone".

Now consider that Corn is obviously desperate to have a baby, and that if she did get pregnant it would be great for her channel because she could do months on end of "pregnant grocery shopping", "cheap maternity outfits haul", "my husband cooked me a special cup noodle for pregnant women", and on and on…

She's not that old, if they had been TTC for a year, it is highly likely she would be pregnant by now.

More likely, Splenda is drowning in alimony/child support payments for his two ex wives and doesn't want more kids to pay for.

Also both of the ex wives have Spanish/Filipino surnames and speak poor English.

It's pretty obvious that Splenda is one of those guys that preys on young, uneducated foreign women from poorer countries in Latin America/Asia, who don't speak the language or understand the culture well. He woos them with his completely mediocre (by American standards) house and job, pumps out a few kids, then divorces them in favor of a newer/younger/stretch-mark free model. Rinse and repeat.

Corn is just unlucky that this time around Splenda has figured out it's better to not have kids.

No. 690254

>>690252
this is interesting anon.

I'm now curious how he's getting away with the no kids. I was just thinking a few days ago why she isn't pregnant yet when before her marriage she was fully ready have a family.

Yumi can't really be this dumb can she? It HAS to be an act to some extent. She's going to end up very heartbroken if this is the case and i actually feel a little sorry for her if he is refusing to have kids when that was the main reason she wanted to get married in the first place.

That being said, trash attracts trash.

No. 690397

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>>690254

There's no way she doesn't understand the basic biology of how to make a child. Even if she didn't, if she told her mom she's frustrated that she's not pregnant yet, her mom would likely just explicitly explain how to do so to her. Chinese parents hunger for grandchildren, it's a huge part of the culture, and they're much more straightforward about these things Some Chinese mothers/mother in laws will even give their daughter Chinese herbs that are supposed to boost fertility and ask them directly if they've been having regular sex.

You can find the court records here https://www.collincountytx.gov/online/Pages/case_information.aspx
by searching 380-53627-2011

I'm not clear on if this is the second ex wife or just a friend of the ex wife, but this woman has commented all over Youtube and PULL with more dirt

No. 690439

>>690397
I know we all hate corn and all but this woman looks very pathetic doing this. A grown ass adult should know better, especially when it seems like splenda pulling most of the strings.
Although it is funny to read kek

I'm not fully educated on divorces and remarriage etc, could you fill me in on why it was re-opened? Does this mean Splenda will have to pay more money or something? Sorry for my ignorance.

No. 690487

>>690439
samefag, sage.

i just read up on it. Splenda really has fucked up huh

No. 690827

>>690252
>>690254
it is fake. we don't even actually have his real name. don't believe all this PULL garbage.

No. 690836

commenting again, that irene person is making tons of rumors all over PULL and even they don't buy most of it. it also looks like her google+/oyutube account hadn't been used since 2015 prior to this, so it's probably hacked for stirring up drama.

No. 690843

So I have a tinfoil about this. Splenda is making this up. It's practically improbably that anyone found the linkedin for him, and it's too coincidental that someone found it right before he disappeared, but it makes sense if it was orchestrated. He likes fucking with us on purpose after all.

>splenda made the fake linkedin account based off of the person going through divorce proceedings and put his own picture on it

>splenda may know the person it actually is
>irene is splenda using someone else's gmail account/name

It doesn't make sense that somehow she managed to find him on PULL or in yumi's videos. Searching the name doesn't link to anything either. It has to be staged.

No. 690866

>>690843
I read some tinfoil here once, that some of the weird/nasty Youtube comments were by him on sockpuppet accounts. It's possible.

No. 691135

What's more likely
Somebody dug up a random divorcee from Texas, created a fake LinkedIn profile for him, added matching work contacts, educational history (which is also searchable from his alma mater), colleague reviews, etc and put a picture of Splenda on it

Or that's who Splenda actually is

That LinkedIn profile was up for a loooong time before PULL found it, and honestly it's not that hard considering that from hints in Yumi's videos people can figure out the town they live in in Georgia (creepy yes but all it takes is one person from that general area of Georgia to see the videos and recognize it, especially when she's posting videos of things like an Asian supermarket, which there tends to only be one of per general area)

Once they have the real name from LinkedIn they looked up the court case. If you literally just google Scott Cook divorce case you can find stuff.

https://prettyuglylittleliar.net/topic/3713-splenda-daddy/?do=findComment&comment=300449

You mean to tell me they faked legal documents about the house ownership, the divorce proceedings etc?
They faked a whole LinkedIn profile?

It's not at all surprising this dude would be in his 40s and divorced with kids. It would be more surprising if he WASN'T…

No. 691175

>>691135
no one's saying the guy is fake, just that he's not splenda. read what anon said. also linkedin doesn't show how old the profile is, having a long history just means someone added it. it also said he worked in DC despite living in GA. i kind of agree that it's fishy that somehow someone managed to find the linked in account like that, how did they find it when we had absolutely no info on splenda at all.

No. 691183

>>691175

So they faked google maps and the house deed? Corn takes videos in a specific part of suburban Georgia, it's not that hard to pinpoint her. And the timeline matches up for the divorce case being re-opened. And the trips to Texas. etc. etc.

No. 691190

>>691183

> linkedin doesn't show how old the profile is


No, but this profile had a review his coworker gave of him, and the review was dated 2013, so he at least had linkedin that long. It also had his photo right up UNTIL it was posted all over gossip websites, and then the photo was removed.🤔

No. 691751

like we know yumi lurks here and PULL its not that fucking hard to believe that splenda picked up on reading the sites too once they started talking about him

once he sees his profile is posted to the sites you know damn well he's going to want to take it down and change t so people dont find info like two divorces with kids that he might have to pay more into

sounds pretty plausible, this all just seems like no body wants to believe PULL found something and didn't fuck it up for once

No. 691752

>>691190
sorry same fag
never use emojis again on this site

ever

No. 692289

>>691751

I like the idea that the people think ex wives would never find out about Yumi despite her having a whole Youtube channel, being an extremely eccentric character, and apparently Splenda having at least partial custody or visitation rights. Just google "Weird chinese girl yumi" and all the gossip sites come up. She probably did something stupid like filming when his kids from the previous marriage were around, Yumi has literally nothing else in her life except filming herself behaving in a completely erratic and memorable fashion

No. 692342

>>691751

It absolutely has to either be Splenda or Corn who is always trying to allege that the details on Scott's residence/marriages/legal disputes/crazy foreign ex wives are false. Who else would be this invested in arguing that this whole pile of evidence, including things like Google Maps and court records and years old Linked in reviews and university publication records and property tax records that cannot be faked, are somehow all fake.

Which means Splenda is going on all the gossip sites, referring to himself as Splenda and refuting them.

He's an engineer so I can imagine he knows how to set up a simple app/tool that pings him any time any of the gossip sites update with info about Yuhan. Further supporting this is the following:

1. When the LinkedIn profile was revealed on PULL, he immediately changed his photo. Shortly thereafter a new account came on PULL for the express purpose of claiming it was false information.

2. This thread was dead for days/weeks until anon updated it with their theories on the divorce case, and on the same day a different anon started arguing it was fake information. This happened earlier on this thread, too.

TLDR:
Hi, Scott! Thanks for joining us! Man, you really fucked up this time around, huh? Taking advantage of ignorant young foreign women and abandoning your children is all fun and games until your whole life is displayed on trashy gossip websites as the first result when your employer googles you :)

No. 692455

>>692342
Ily Anon

This all checks out. And the last part! These guys with multiple marriages and kids behind them that they just "forget" and move onto the new woman, it ain't cute. There's Shay and her similar man too. Always trying to reinvent themselves.

No. 692456

>>690397
The weird thing about this is it calls the marriage into question. It seems like the divorce wasn't finalized. A completed divorce can't "open up" again.

Which explains why Yumi got a budget wedding in her garden. It was likely a fake wedding, and they will do a "real" one later when the divorce is finally done. Also explains Splenda disappearing from videos recently as it's been outed that he's technically a bigamist.

No. 693084

>>692456

It's an update to custody which I think makes sense because he's remarried now and the birth mom of the kids obviously doesn't want Corn… "influencing"… them.

No. 693287

>>690252
>Also both of the ex wives have Spanish/Filipino surnames and speak poor English.

Lol I love grown ass men like this. They either honestly don't know how creepy they come off to their peers or they (more likely) simply don't care.

No. 693452

>>692342
damn anon cracked the code, praise the lord

No. 695291

Anyone see the vid on insta where she was wearing a hanfu and pretended to be doggy styled? She topped it off with "innocent" erotic facial expressions, this was around 2 days ago, I can't seem to find the vid anymore tho

No. 695405

>>695291
I saw one of her lying on the floor and looking angry, apparently like in Chinese drama shows? Is that what you mean?

No. 695494

>>695405
Yeah that's the one she said that it was "acting" when it was obvious af that she was having imaginary sex

No. 695570

File: 1537758904144.webm (1.53 MB, 640x640, yumi.webm)

>>695291
>>695405
Saved for posterity

No. 695573

>>692342
i mean this checks out, but it's also weird that others associated with all the drama cropped up randomly too. i just don't get how KF found that account like that.

No. 695639

File: 1537767497871.png (6.46 MB, 2208x1242, DEEFDFCB-3031-46F7-A5FB-5EA79E…)

Does it piss anyone else off how shamless she is with using foundation that is shades away from her skin tone? Why do i usually see “kawaii uwu” asians doing this?

No. 695675

>>695570
shes so weird…

ever notice her numbers on instagram this year? she makes 800-1000 views/likes yet 2~ comments seems like she had more genuine engagement on her account last year compared to now, sad to see she bought so much of her popularity instead of it genuinely coming from youtube

>>695639
its to keep that idolized 'precious doll' look they all go for, because you can't be kawaii ugu~ with tan skin anon, gosh

No. 696789

>>695573
>it's also weird that others associated with all the drama cropped up randomly too.

Not really? It sounds like Splenda was bringing Corn along when he met with his kids from the past marriage. She is wayyyy too bizarre and memorable and her social media is all public. I assume the ex wives found out that way

No. 696885

>>695675
She ignores everyone that's why barely anyone comments

No. 709477

splenda not paying child support

they figured it out over on PULL

No. 709497

>>709477
would a divorce case reopen for that? i thought it'd be a separate matter unless it's outlined in the divorce terms.

caps? i hate wading through PULL.

No. 709962

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>>709497
here you go anon

No. 709963

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No. 709964

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>>709963
last one

No. 710016

>>709962
>>709963
>>709964
Holy fucking shit
I actually feel bad for Yumi, Splenda is pure trash if this is even a little true.

I didn't think it was this bad, i can't imagine how his poor kids must feel knowing their dad who left them is prancing around the internet with his ~ugu anime waifu~ acting full DDLG fantasies out in public. It makes me sick, I sincerely hope none of Splendas kids friends know about any of this because this is a one way ticket to being bullied in School.
I can't imagine how shit my life would be if my friends found out my Dad is making fetish style videos for youtube with his new shiny wife who looks 12 years old.

What a horrible person, i hope his ex-wife destroys him in court.

No. 710225

>>709477
>>709962

Welp…there had to be a reason he abruptly disappeared from Corn's videos.

But how likely is it really that Yumi/Youtube is the "thing he was up to?" Sounds like something else to me, something far more serious.

I remember talk upthread about bigamy, which carries jail time in Georgia (According to google at least). Seems more likely to be that

No. 710480

>>710016

The worst part is if its true his kids are in the 12-13 year old age. 12-13 year olds are just starting to understand sexuality and with internet access definitely can find hentai and such. Imagine knowing that your dad remarried a girl like yumi and watching those videos and being at least somewhat aware of what that is. y i k e s

No. 710491

>>710225
Bigamy sounds most likely but who knows, i can't wait for more milk. Splenda is the true cow.

>>710480
This anon.
I honestly hope to god his kids are unaware of corns youtube, and if they are aware they're doing something to get them taken down or something (it's kek worthy to me but if this were my parent doing this shit i'd try my hardest to get this shit wiped for my own sake, for again the chance of being bullied over it.)

If yumi was aware of all this drama and chose to ignore it she's just as bad as Splenda and is just as pure trash as he is. I know she was desperate but god damn she could have got someone a hell of a lot better than splenda for sure. I'd take being a "leftover woman" than being married to that human pile of dog shite. The 2x previous divorced should have been a red flag to her from the beginning.

No. 711963

I feel profoundly horrible for his kids, what an asshole. Making those awful videos with her is just icing on the cake.

I really want to give Corn the benefit of the doubt here; she may be stupid but she was pretty clear about what she wanted and I don't think it was this. Even she could have done way better, there's tons of losers out there with yellow fever who would have gladly had her. Plus Splenda seems like the type of guy that would spin some MRA sob story about how his evil feminist western wife took his kids and now he needs a submissive Asian waifu when the reality is he's just a shitty deadbeat.

No. 712092

>>711963

Tbh she wouldnt care if he already had kids as long as he agreed to let her have kids too. She probably didn't realize his vasectomy though kek

Also his first 2 wives were not white… one was mexican/latina and the other filipina. All 3 are immigrants and non native english speakers as well. No American women of any stripe wanted his creepy ass lol

No. 712848

>>712092
A lot of guys who do foreign marriages will claim that their wives became "Westernized" or were exposed to feminism over time hence why they keep divorcing and getting new wives. Splenda might be that type of guy.

No. 716141

I think Yumi lives far from reality. She just wants a dream life showing her cute couple to the world. Shes so far from reality, with no friends and only chinese dramas as a reference. And everything she dreams her videos to look like are bad because the products she endorses and her husband.
But in the end i think she means no harm no others, and that makes me feel sad about her.
In my opinion, she went back home and her mom told her to go back with her husband where she belongs now, and that shes not a child anymore.

No. 716204

>>716141
don't shit up the thread with your unsaged tinfoil.

No. 716206

>>712092
mexicans are white.

No. 716290

>>716206
All Mexicans, anon? Even the ones with Native American blood? Really?

No. 719325

File: 1540293944697.jpeg (122.72 KB, 325x500, makehanfugreatagai.jpeg)

Turns out Yumi's hanfu obsession comes from a nationalist movement in China connected to racism towards China's other ethnic tribes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanfu_movement

No. 719326

>>719325
Also a shitty Etsy store who sponsored her uses real fur in their products, PULL raised an uproar about it and Yumi justifies it since none of the fur comes from "endangered" animals anyway

No. 719346

>>719325
not to derail but did you even read the wiki? that's not what it's saying at all.

plus, han clothing was banned by both manchurian rulers and during maoist rule in china, so it was more an oppression of the han than the opposite.

No. 720024

File: 1540360732923.gif (1.33 MB, 480x270, sleeparalysis.gif)

>>719326
This is what you see lurking in the corner of your room when you have sleep paralysis

No. 720026

File: 1540361022384.png (95.83 KB, 356x230, Screen Shot 2018-10-23 at 10.5…)

Also top kek at her trying to cover up her real eyebrow shape with foundation and drawing a totally different eyebrow on

No. 721724

Just in case…?

No. 721737

>>721724
Lol, even if she were pregnant that dress is like a 3T, her kid wouldn't fit into it for a couple years at least. I can't wait to see this new baby hoard grow.

No. 721780

>>721724
I want to say that I can't wait for her to have a son instead of the girl she so clearly wants (and I have to assume Splenda also wants, for all the wrong reasons) but I also wouldn't wish that on any kid. If they do have a boy he'll be an even bigger cow than EurasianTiger.

No. 721789

>>721780
She and splenda should get one of those realistic baby dolls instead of having a kid since she clearly just wants a kid so she can dress it up and treat it as a doll.
OT but didn't Eurasian Tiger post about her on r/hapas?

No. 722372

So the court records show deadbeat Splenda's child support/custody battle is now over. Speculation is that he voluntarily forfeited parental rights.

Yumi is definitely pulling more strings behind the scenes than people realize. Just days after Splenda ends his court problem she starts bragging about buying baby clothes?

She knows damn well about the previous marriages and missed child support payments. She just DGAF.


She has no realistic income or career skills so I wonder what happens when Splenda dumps her for a newer younger model (4th times a charm!).
If her hapa kid is old enough she'll probably guilt him/her into paying for her lifestyle because ~~muh chinese filial piety~~ , but if Splenda bails while the child is still young, I'm not sure what she'll do.
Probably move back in with her mom and stepdad?

No. 722389

>>722372
that's texas for ya. now that piece of shit never has to pay anything.

No. 724347

Just saying his name (Scott Brian Cook) and shit IS real. You can find out their full address by searching his name, pairing it with information by a PULL user describing their surroundings lel

No. 724352

>>724347
No one gives a shit here. Keep your gossip on PULL.

No. 725699

>>722389

Is that for real? Does Texas seriously have a law where you can just legally disown your kids? What bullshit

No. 725766

>>725699

what do you expect from a hick state?

No. 727141

I've been watching compilations of asian makeover videos on youtube lately and corn shows up a few times in this one, starting at 6:06. It starts with a close up on her mouth and I recognized her instantly. Her makeup skills are nonexistent compared to most of the girls in these videos.

>>722372
what a disgusting piece of shit.

No. 730175

Splenda’s baaaaaaack

No. 731572

>>730175
she really needs to wear a different style of hanfu…

tang dynasty style that ties above the chest would make her look more shapely. the one she has on is too big too.

No. 731630

>>730175
He's so much more engaging than Yumi.

No. 737431

So she's starting a patreon, probably because her YT was getting penalized for having soft raceplay DDLG fetish content. Patreon also works in China (for now) whereas YT does not. Problem is her fans are all 12 year olds who have no income and PULL types who are laughing at her, not with her.

How long until someone just pirates and re-uploads the patreon videos?

No. 737538

File: 1543100594626.png (4.46 MB, 1334x750, 0DEB5A8B-7680-4CA0-88FE-75F2E8…)

I’m living for his scarf.

I can’t believe they’re legitimately planning on procreating. Yumi is so incompetent I can’t imagine her even being left alone with an infant for more than an hour.

No. 738391

File: 1543227891832.jpg (102.35 KB, 932x540, patronlevels.jpg)

I wish she would just get a job instead of milking her personal life. How self-absorbed and narcissistic can she be?

No. 738396

File: 1543228376187.jpg (208.53 KB, 1304x621, patreon.jpg)

I haven't watched Yumi's videos in months and her overall views are dwindling. They both look worse. Yumi's face/ bulimia cheeks keep getting rounder and Splenda has aged so much (look at the way she edited him KEK)

No. 738474

>>738396
what is wrong with her forehead in the banner picture lmao

No. 738638

>>738391
>pregnancy

Wait, did it finally happen?

No. 738675

File: 1543268742480.png (74.01 KB, 522x668, Screen Shot 2018-11-26 at 1.44…)

>>737431
She's not even trying to hide that she wants to spend her Patreon money on vacations.

No. 738911

>>738675
>really good content

Does she really believe that? Her videos don't get many views because her content is lazy and half-assed. She's motivated by greed tho so she keeps doing the videos with Chinese sponsors.

She's so incredibly sheltered and naive it's baffling. She moved out of her parents' place in Washington for the first time at 26 to be Splenda's housewife. She goes on her first overseas trip without her mom and now she considers herself a travel blogger lol

No. 739199

>>738396
Sometimes I wonder if this woman lives on another plane of existence. Imagine dressing up your 50-year-old fat, balding husband in shitty historical garb, showing him off on the internet to all your teenage fans and thinking both of you look like a good, wholesome couple.

No. 739538

>>738391
>>738638

Holy hell, is she actually planning on pimping out her own pregnancy….

No. 739589

>>739199
She’s my favorite cow due to her sheer incompetency. Like whether or not she’s playing dumb on purpose for her little DDLG thing she has with Splenda, she’s still ridiculously sheltered and incompetent which you can immediately tell when you watch her cook/clean/shop for groceries in her vlogs. Splenda isn’t much better either tbh.

No. 752541

File: 1545481537792.jpg (189.42 KB, 1366x768, nose.jpg)

Yumi is still making shitty and boring videos with her husband in China.

She gets her makeup done for a photoshoot yet she still has those unflattering straight brows and pink eyeshadow.

She tilts her head up and shows off her botched and uneven nostrils.

No. 752543

File: 1545482059799.jpg (379.15 KB, 1048x1380, etsy.jpg)

She must not be making any money from her videos… she included 11 amazon affiliate links in the description and listed her new Etsy shop selling autographed prints LOL

No. 752544

>>752541
I thought she looked gorgeous in that video, like a real life fantasy game queen. Her husband was nasty though, also he did a lot of dumb comments: "Wow, now you look good!" implying that she usually is ugly? Ok, lol.

No. 752545

File: 1545482787565.jpg (17.95 KB, 242x290, bob.jpg)

The lady put in some hairpieces and it makes Yumi look like she has one of those trendy straight bobs. what an improvement over her greasy long hair.

No. 752574

>>752541
I've been saying Yumi had a bad nose job and eyelid surgery for the longest time but pullfaggots kept insisting that she has a ~natural~ "farmer face". No one naturally has a face like that, it's pretty obvious that she had bad plastic surgery many years ago

No. 752581

>>752574
Lmao someone really denied that? That's deffo a botched nosejob >>695639

No. 752597

>>752581
Yeah, a handful of pullmaggots would say shit like SHE HASN'T HAD ANY PS!! HER FACE NATURALLY LOOKS BOTCHED!1! I'm pretty sure she went to a bad clinic in China, I'm guessing she didn't feel bad or noticed how botched her surgeries were until people made fun of her looks. At this point I think only Korean doctors can make her look less botched

No. 752650

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No. 752740

>>752543
is this retard seriously wearing a japanese uchikake with this? god she's so stupid. that is not a ruqun robe.


also does anyone want to make a new thread?

No. 753007

>>752574
It is obvious, but to be fair it is mind boggling that one can get plastic surgery and still look so fucking awful.

No. 755686

File: 1546065204928.png (624.79 KB, 678x676, Screen Shot 2018-12-28 at 10.2…)

>>752574
She's definitely had botched plastic surgery. It's really apparent in her older videos which don't have heavy filters over them.

>>752740
Tbf she was styled by the photo studio so she didn't specifically choose to wear the uchikake like that. I doubt she knows that it's an uchikake and not a ruqun robe though.

No. 757884

File: 1546459810170.jpg (418.75 KB, 1080x893, 20190102_220809.jpg)

She did the thing margo couldn't

No. 758119

>>757884
Anon I'm crying from laughing at that one. LOL! Thank you for making my day! LOL!

No. 758122

>>752545
Seeing her chin, I wonder if she'd benefit from a chin implant? Not being snarky, just honestly wondering if that would help her face shape some.

No. 763541

File: 1547346213225.png (236.05 KB, 650x260, yumi-dog-overbite.png)

From a friend…

No. 763542

>>763541
That’s horrible of your friend! Don’t compare that dog to Yumi! Tuna the dog is adorable!

No. 771477

My friend made a video on yumi, none of it is even that relevant anymore and she wasn't actually that mean but the fans still ripped her a new one! Are they that delusional in their love for her that they can't even take fluffy criticism?

No. 772824

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