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No. 30665

(The poster and the subject of this thread are the same person. For more information, and for a fun game, please see >>>/pt/182981.)

She literally just proved herself to be an lolcow.
-bitches about no money
-bitches about not wanting a real job
-"Growing up, even slightly, is so hard ! x-x"
-possibly faking health issues?

No. 30666

" To use my graphic design skills to do commissioned graphics. "
shitty weeb edits to photos isn't "graphic design skills"

No. 30667

"somehow nothing is working…"
hmm idk maybe your ugly ass "products"?

No. 30668

> Also I would consider myself a feminist but I have a terrible fear of men so I can't claim that sorry :c

wait, WHAT?

No. 30669

>I'm also working on a Manga

Big surprise. she also thinks shes a mangaka

No. 30670

>see comic sans

No. 30671

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And of course the fugly brooch on cgl was her work. Of course

No. 30672

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If you're embarrassed to show so much skin, why do you post it on instagram?!

No. 30673

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Wtf is this

No. 30674

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Shitty homade ouji…..

No. 30675

Is this another new thread? The last one couldn't have been saged so quickly since it didn't have that many posts.

No. 30676

Prettv sure she's pedo bait. Some kind of creepy loli

No. 30677

Oh boy I can't wait to get my pics edited to weeaboo aidoru status~

No. 30678

I think the other one disappeared?

No. 30679

Op probably deleted the old one

No. 30680

More like wtf is this pigtails tag

No. 30681

> fear of men
> posts obvious pedo bait every where

No. 30682

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WTF kind of "advice" is this

No. 30683

she thinks she's a
>super cute celeb
>adoring fans

No. 30684

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No. 30685

>Why does everyone in this country preach to "grow up" and face the "real world"?
>They make the real world sound dull and boring and horrible, why on earth would I want to grow up?
>I do not understand why America considers someone grown up only when they become a boring robot!

lol wyut

No. 30686


exactly me

No. 30687

Age 12 for real? I wonder what the TOS says.

No. 30688


If you can read this entire post without going into convulsions, you are a stronger person than I.

No. 30689

No. 30690

Terms of Service age requirement for blogspot

No. 30691

Whatever it says, she doesn't look 12.

No. 30692

It's obviously a fake country right?

No. 30693

For attention of course

No. 30694

That font she uses is atrocious and unreadable.

Also unrelated: Wyh aren't links archived anymore?

No. 30695


did she scribble on this with eyeliner pencil? what kind of Regretsy level shit is this?

No. 30696


ewwww the full blown "i'm a chaste loli i'm very virginal and proper and shy desu" charade. i really can't stand adult western women pulling this shit.

No. 30697

while i agree i dont think shes an adult?

No. 30698

someone on cgl suggested it was sharpie

No. 30699

seriously though, does she really believe shes from a fake country??

No. 30700

No. 30701

>Make a sale from Royally Cute
she hasnt even made one sale yet, apparently, and still continues.
>Get my driving liscence
so is she a really failed adult or a stupid teenager trying to act young?
>Investigate a haunted place
also just wtf why is this in this list

No. 30702

>So Uh yeah this isn't going to be formal because I am very very very upset Basically here's some stuff to help blow off some steam if someone is treating you unfairly and nobody will listen or help Or- nobody understands and shes - I mean the person has turned them alllll against you.


No. 30703

>I am the Princess of Invitea and have been ever since I was 10.
>When I was 12 it was decided I would go live in America so that I could establish good diplomatic relations with America, bring back new trends and such to Invitea, and teach our diplomats and ambassadors how to act American so they didn't offend them if we needed to negotiate anything.
>So for the past many years I've been living as a normal middle class American girl, attending school here, attempting to make American friends and blend in.
>It's quite difficult sometimes however because there are many cultural differences.
>English class can be hard too because despite learning it alongside Invitean all my life, we had many different slang terms and spellings.
>Fashion trends and beauty trends here are weird too but I think I'm adjusting alright.
>I met a few Inviteans here too, including the current Captain of the Knights (who's here for Uni).
>And I have some American friends who I'm very fond of too!

ugh my head hurts just from reading this

No. 30704


>Well I'm mentally 12 (and biologically- that's a secret!)

Ok so she doesn't give her real age anywhere?

No. 30705

>Where I hunted the poor hiders down with a hammer~

and with that im terrified


No. 30706

the further back you go, the funnier stuff you find.

No. 30707

No. 30708

well to be fair, that's how a lot of people that got abused when they were children act.

No. 30709

if she truly have health issues then nobody should blame nor hate her for saying this.
why insult someones health issues or mental illnesses?

No. 30710

she never mentioned any actual health or mental issues

No. 30711

thats disturbing af

No. 30712

are we trying to open up the possibility that she was sexually abused in some way, anon?

No. 30713

she looks to be in late puberty-early adulthood. on her blog there was a picture of her in which she was wearing an Evanescence t-shirt and looking to be about 14-15. since she says it's from her "weeaboo past" (KEK), i assumed she was at least older than 15.

No. 30714

Sounds like the opening to some 90's tv show

No. 30715

She mentioned her driving license so she's probably closer to 16-17

No. 30716


this sounds more like a full blown mental illness than lolcowism.

No. 30717

More like weeaboo present

No. 30718


or she may be crudely trying to set up a "persona" for her blog posts and kinda roleplay while she's writing.

No. 30719

The question is does she really believe this or is it an online persona?

No. 30720


photos of the "opulent" jewellery she made and her "american heiress" look is top kek.

No. 30721

What even is a "American heiress" supposed to be??

No. 30722

>On to how I'm a yandere~!
>Well uh I noticed recently how I adore songs about women who get rejected then either stalk or kill the guy (ok Like I would NEVER ((hmm)) but it's just interesting) and so I realized maybe I'm a biitttt yandere.
>(A LOT…).

oh god the weeb vibes are strong with this one

No. 30723

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No. 30724

"American Heiress" is a lazy as fuck look. That doesn't make me think of a stylish princess at all.

No. 30725

I thought she looked fine. Kinda cute actually
Damnit though I don't want to be seen as a lolicon

No. 30726

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No. 30727

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She looks older here

No. 30728

Hang on
Did she actually shop out her mole?
And also that loli tag
Possibly becoming self aware?

No. 30729

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>Sama Chan

No. 30730

Nah, she's probably one of those people who think that lolita fashion and lolicon is the same kawaii anime thing.

No. 30731

This is quite normal look for a 12-13 year old. All the "older" part here is just shitty makeup + puberty + hereditary mouth and under eye wrinkles. Also, the overall unfortunately face shape, but it's not that important in creating the "I'm 13 but I look 25" kind of look that most kids have up to 16 y.o.

No. 30732

Idk she seems like the loli bait type

No. 30733

Probably somebody with Sama in their name, first I was thinking it is Samantha but then I noticed she is talking about a guy.

No. 30734

It sounds like a mash up of the honorifics sama and chan though

No. 30735

I think I'm gonna find some way to friend this girl and learn more shit

No. 30736

Thought this was Chokelate for a second. Kek
>all tall, lanky girls with long faces are her

No. 30737


please do it anon, she's one of the rare newer cows with LUSH and DELISH TOTALLY HEAVY milk potential.

No. 30738


No. 30739

I'm thinking a fake twitter or something

No. 30740

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the bait has been set

No. 30741

her shirt says AP English 2014-15. That means this past school year she was a hs jr or sr, meaning her age is 16-18. i feel like if she were younger than that, all this could be excused as being young and embarrassing, but it just reads as delusional weeb for someone as old as her
>tfw i had a job and took care of one of my parents at her age

No. 30742

and it's fine when asians do it?

No. 30743

I'm sort of inclined to believe that this introverted; afraid of men; prudish not-wanting-to-show-skin is genuine. Of course she is aware of the fact that this is a turn on to a lot of men but still. Those two aren't mutually exclusive.

No. 30744

i always get that impression when i come across girls like that. They just seem like they've had some bad experience or other, idk.

No. 30745

it all seems too "convenient"

No. 30746

she actually took the bait, and even added a contact form…a little too eager?

No. 30747

Why are men attracted to women who are afraid of them? Unlikely

No. 30748

Not all men do. My guess is guys who like girls like this think they're more pure or whatever. Some guys have that kind of "I can fix her, get her out of her shell" mentality as well. Guys like this also tend to be bad with women and see it as a common ground.

No. 30749

I'm guessing she's around 15-23, i don't want to sound like a bullshit drama stirrer but she seems like she might have gone through some really bad shit as a child and is still trying to cope with it.

No. 30750

I won't link to her Facebook since she's possibly underage, but she began high school in 2012. That would make her, what, 16-17?

No. 30751

I want to spam her contact box with really personal questions and I feel like she would answer them. Any suggestions?

No. 30752

yeah, was guessing 15 to 17. she seems really disturbed.

No. 30753

ask her about fetishes lol. no, don't. might scare her.

No. 30754


No. 30755

She probably wont even know what that means kek

No. 30756

ask her who she's dating

No. 30757

No, you have to use her language. Ask if there's a special prince in her life whom she's courting.

No. 30758

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She's a fucking child what is this

No. 30759

What the fuck?

No. 30760

What the fresh hell? I was just on a "shitty food porn" board and this would fit right in there. Disgusting.

No. 30761

she didn't even try to use nice plates.

No. 30762

>I made dinner
Who tf eats dinner like this

No. 30763

Ewww fake food. Why the fuck would anyone consider boxed mac and cheese to be dinner?

No. 30764

mac n cheese is so bizarre to me. i honestly have a hard time believing that this is seen as actualy food in the us…food for children even. what the actual fuck? i tried it once out of curiousity because you see that shit in amercian pop-culture, which has taken over the globe, all the time.

No. 30765

I don't know what amuses me more: The paper plates and plastic forks, or the teacups filled with cheap candy.

No. 30766

>dinner. Lol

No. 30767

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>smiling face
I hate how she acts overly humble like "way i hate mu cheekbones" good for you??

No. 30768

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From yesterday

No. 30769

First - how does she have a 4.0 GPA?!
Second- "forgot the English word"?

No. 30770

Seems like she's making herself appear more ditzy than she actually is to go along with her online persona.

No. 30771

So she really is clever/deceitful

No. 30772

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Also from yesterday
>boohoo I was sick
> another reference to "Sama Chan"
>didn't want to do dishes

No. 30773

Don't forget the constant wedgewood name dropping

No. 30774

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No. 30775

This whole thing sounds pretentious.

No. 30776

I'm really curious about this sama Chan. I wonder if she's dating them? If so, I wonder if they're dating her for her "Kawaii pure child" persona?

No. 30777

She has such an unfortunate face

No. 30778

No doubt he's some kinda pedo

No. 30779

I am not a pedophile!

No. 30780

Well, that settles it!

No. 30781

I highly doubt this is the real "Sama Chan" . Even someone hanging around with her couldn't be so stupid as to post here, gotta be a troll

No. 30782

That nose

No. 30783

>tea party
>gross box kraft dinner on paper plates and NOTHING ELSE
>shitty candy in wedgewood
>this is dinner
>for ILD
oh lawd

No. 30784

i forgot
>"custom piece"

No. 30785

Gotta keep up the "Kawaii ditzy child" act by failing at dinner

No. 30786

>Ditzy baby house wife chan is soo kawaii rori

No. 30787

Reminds me of a five year old

No. 30788

She's been reamed by anons lately, anybody got caps?

No. 30789

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Looks like soon her shop will have a new wave of cringe worthy shit

No. 30790

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Oh god

No. 30791


She's down with the sickness

No. 30792

I looked at her blog and found this website all about her fake country http://princessdollblog.webs.com/invitea-press

If you're willing to scroll through the batshit, you'll see that she says a princess of invitea has to be 10 years old. She lists her 'reign' from 2008-current so I assume she was 10 in 2008? That would make her around 16/17 years old.

I can't help but wonder why she keeps up the whole "tee hee i'm 12" thing. Some people in the thread have wondered if anything traumatic has happened to her and, well…I don't like jumping to such serious conclusions, but I think it's a possibility. I know when I was that age I always would flaunt it because I thought I was "mature" and strove to be perceived as older than I really was. It just makes me wonder if something happened to her to make her like this. I mean, she could just be a stupid weeaboo, but something about her definitely seems off.

No. 30793

i think you're right, anon.

No. 30794

ok i'll bite, now im curious
i think the best way to approach this is to send her questions but word them in ways she will "understand". like talk about her country, whatever.

also. i noticed something else. she's clearly not stupid, no stupid person gets a 4.0 or whatever. but yet she completely downplays her achievements like that, and up plays her fake ones. She completely tried to invalidate the gpa thing by saying she "forgot the english word" for medal- but she posts everywhere about being princess of a fake country. thoughts?

No. 30795

here it comes…get ready to die!

No. 30796

I still can't figure out why she'd pretend to rule an ENTIRE FAKE COUNTRY

No. 30797


I honestly think this is a coping mechanism.

No. 30798

Well you've peaked my interest anon
someone good at psychology pls figure out whats going on in that "royal" head of hers?

No. 30799

> And I do want Captain to celebrate with me!

is this "Captain" the same as the "Sama Chan" person she talks about?
You can barely ever tell what the hell she's talking about because of her weird delusions

No. 30800


No. 30801

I don't think so, she seems more stable. We do have to take into account her seeming success at school and her seemingly calm "princess lessons"

No. 30802


>Most Invitean women would prefer to be called "Cute" (Kwisel [Pronounced "Qu-ee-cell"]) or "Innocent" or "Sweet" (Swiisel [Pron. "Sweye-cell"]) than to be called "sexy" or "hot".

>In fact, calling an Invitean woman "sexy" or "hot" may insult, hurt, or offend her because it's the very opposite of what she is trying to achieve.

yeah she probably went through something

No. 30803

Sama-Chan is her mom.
Captain is her dad.

No. 30804

holy shit, that is so insane. i wanna know her backstory. wtf happened to this girl?

No. 30805

look up schizoid personality disorder

>"Affected individuals may simultaneously demonstrate a rich, elaborate and exclusively internal fantasy world"

No. 30806

if anything i would say that you idiots posting on here are the ones with personality disorders

No. 30807

>Many fundamentally schizoid individuals display an engaging, interactive personality that contradicts the observable characteristic emphasized by the DSM-IV and ICD-10 definitions of the schizoid personality.[8] Klein classifies these individuals as "secret schizoids",[8] who present themselves as socially available, interested, engaged and involved in interacting yet remain emotionally withdrawn and sequestered within the safety of the internal world.

I'm like that. I wasn't as psychotic as her at that age but I still see parallels (if not personality-wise) her and younger me.

No. 30808

anon, why the fuck are you here if you don't want to speculate about the mental state of complete strangers? gtfo

No. 30809

What's so weird about this hobby? There's an entire forum dedicated to roleplaying rulers of countries you come up with on your own. It's roleplay. Roleplayers are mentally ill??

No. 30810

Some people roleplay as country rulers and make up fake countries. It can be a good exercise for writing a story. Yeah someone might say I'm a whiteknight or that I'm Princess Doll herself, but I think it's a weird thing to get worked up over. Reminds me of this weird redneck woman who harassed my friend and called her mentally unstable for cosplayng and roleplaying online.

No. 30811

Anon, follow the fucking thread. She never stated that it was role play, and instead acts like she believes it.

No. 30812

Not likely. She mentions something about "captain" "going back to uni" and about "sama chan" braiding her hair in class.

No. 30813


"Most Invitean women would prefer to be called "Cute" (Kwisel [Pronounced "Qu-ee-cell"]) or "Innocent" or "Sweet" (Swiisel [Pron. "Sweye-cell"]) than to be called "sexy" or "hot"."

I just think she's internalized the Japanese pop culture a bit too much. This stupid shit and her "ZOMG i'm a bashful noble little princess" junk falls in line with the kind of women Japanese men are claimed to prefer even in modern day (infantile, overly naive, childishly simple and cheerful, overly feminine and kind of helpless).

I don' think she has something serious enough to be diagnosed. But she's probably a friendless "loser", and those stories are definitely either coping mechanism with loneliness; stuff she makes up both to amuse herself and to see if she can get other people to believe in it and thus display interest in her in some capacity.

Judging from the existence of this thread, she's succeeding :D

No. 30814

good point, but if she truly wanted attention would she not post something about the existence of this thread?

No. 30815

She said it was a real country and these were real happenings somewhat like Chris-chan regarding the continuity of his comics? XD

Some people get really into it and do LARPing. IDK I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt for some reason.

No. 30816

>-possibly faking health issues?
was this ever figured out?

No. 30817

she stated somewhere that "captain" is also from that country
so how could she rope other people into it? aren't they sane enough to realize its her insane fantasies?

No. 30818

>Princesses (including myself) who experience periods of lethargy, apathy, sadness

over dramatic or legit?

No. 30819

No lol that's not how schizophrenia works.

She just seems to be a bored lonely loser

No. 30820

IMO, this is different from RPGs, LARPing, etc, in that there doesn't seem to be anyone else actually participating in her world.

No. 30821

Then why hasn't anyone told her straight up that this is crap? Wouldn't her parents even try?

No. 30822

I think it's just harmless fantasizing. Some people fantasize about other worlds and fictional countries. Some people roleplay by themselves. Unless if she harms someone else for breaking a law in her imaginary kingdom I would say it's harmless.

No. 30823

*or let her fantasy world interfere with her life to the point where she can't function in society

No. 30824

She already seems to be avoiding getting a real job because of this persona.

No. 30825

wtf? i'm friendless and how exactly does that make one a loser by default? also she does seem to have friends.

No. 30826

but to that extent? that might be normal for a 9-year-old but not someone going on 17(?). we don't know her personally but someone with a blog like that has something wrong with them.

No. 30827


as a social animal if you fail at creating and holding up meaningful relationships, how come you're not a loser?

No. 30828

Your opinion is not valid. There are plenty of successful people who don't have regular friends. You sound like an indoctrinated narcissist.

No. 30829

"Anti-social behavior is a trait of intelligence" Nikola Tesla.

No. 30830

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1 apparently she does have friends
2 her "best friend in the whole world" is a guy
3 is he "Sama Chan" or "Captain"?

No. 30831

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Also just some extra lulz

No. 30832

nothing is meaningful stfu

No. 30833

as an optician i am deeply disturbed by his glasses

No. 30834

>fear of men
>best friend is a guy

No. 30835

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No. 30836

Is this new, or?

No. 30837

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She's still clinging to the "totally a foreigner" crap

No. 30838

File: 1434505569722.png (56.05 KB, 711x195, wp_ss_20150616_0003.png)

New drama p1 of 3

No. 30839

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2 of 3

No. 30840

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3 of 3
I think she's realizing her own lolcowism

No. 30841


No. 30842

Who the fuck puts blush on their nose?

No. 30843

tumblr does especially in there red-nosed art

No. 30844

why on earth did she not put on mascare? she looks like a cancer patient

No. 30845

I think it's from a Venus Angelic tutorial

No. 30846

File: 1434565398121.png (720.76 KB, 720x978, wp_ss_20150617_0001.png)

? ED bandwagon

No. 30847

It's a fairly common practice, mostly because after foundation the face can look too 'flat' and kind of lifeless and blush adds coloration back. You don't put a lot, just the excess after you apply to the cheeks. She puts way too much on; the whole video is a train wreck.

(You can also apply a small amount to the top of the forehead and chin, depending on your face shape.)

No. 30848

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Oh my god

No. 30849


You know, today's generation is really worrying. Imagine getting run the fuck over and stabbed, you call out for help when you're practically losing conciousness but someone be like "k one sec lemme just take a pic"

Jesus christ.

She wonders why she can't find a job?


No. 30850


Remember that documentary "Living dolls" with ken, venus and that emily girl?

Emily was this weeb doll loli thing who re-named her same "lona" or whatever. Her family thought she was crazy, she got up at like 5am each day to do her 'doll look' and tried applying for a job in places only to be frowned upon???

At least Emz tried okay lol

No. 30851

I fucked up but let me snap a pic real quick before trying to salvage anything first!!

No. 30852

was confirmed that emily/luna was actually trolling and wasn't really like that irl.

No. 30853

she looks the same but with a wig on.

she's so weird. kinda reminds me of star ultranova in a way but less autism and better looking.

No. 30854

I literally laughed out loud at this. Not many things on the internet can succeed at that, but for some reason this is just killing me.

No. 30855

Are we assuming this girl wants to be a living doll?

No. 30856

I'm studying psychology and it's very unlikely she's schizophrenic or schizoid since she can have relatively normal interactions online and also keep her grades up. From what it looks like, she may have a very mild form of autism, but even that is just an assumption. She is probably just one of those weird smart kids that likes to fantasize and think it's ok to act like a weeaboo in public.

No. 30857

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Apparently she's going to anime mid Atlantic. Is this a con? Also. Dem brows.

No. 30858

No. 30859

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Poor attempt at "fanservice"

No. 30860

File: 1434665873669.png (686.34 KB, 715x835, wp_ss_20150618_0003.png)

>poorly executed yandere pose

No. 30861

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I think this is the same kid

No. 30862

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She spends her money on such stupid stuff

No. 30863

Story time.
So I saw her with two guys (one of them was the guy in this pic) and a girl in the dealers room, one guy looked super pissed at the other one and she seemed to be trying to get them to stop fighting. At one point the tall guy shoved the other guy and she pushed them apart and seemed to be like talking to them? Then she left with the guy in this pic. Thoughts?? I kept trying to get closer without being weird but it was so obvious that other people were watching them too. I'm surprised that nobody got kicked out right then. Staff didn't seem to see.

No. 30864

Also every time I saw her she was with the guy in the pic

No. 30865

No. 30866


i'm unsure if any of this is new info.
she also apparently got actual messages from that contact thing.

No. 30867

ok now that I know she's answering those, i want to ask a bunch of crazy things.

No. 30868

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>still avoiding a job
>12 for the 6th time?

No. 30869

File: 1435157662802.jpg (139.41 KB, 1061x628, Screenshot (117).jpg)

>doesn't understand an obvious question about her sexuality

No. 30870

File: 1435158052151.png (597.78 KB, 720x991, wp_ss_20150624_0004.png)

>Hollywood undead
>fake blood
>3edgy 5me bro

No. 30871

File: 1435158138562.png (599.32 KB, 717x1002, wp_ss_20150624_0003.png)

>Yuri manga

No. 30872

Her kawaii neko has broader shoulders than a linebacker.

No. 30873

She's like a really bad Princess Skye replica.

No. 30874

I'm ok with her trying to bring back lifestyle but she's not the person I would've wanted to do it

No. 30875

File: 1435182225519.png (702.32 KB, 720x990, wp_ss_20150624_0006.png)

Oh my god she's actually doing "grown up" things

No. 30876


Practice driving in Lolita…sounds like a smart move.

No. 30877

Given her fake countries rules about "commoners" I'm thinking she had issues with bullies in the past. The rules against bullies are way harsh. And they've been rewritten to include exile until the person apologizes formally and no one is allowed to speak kindly of them. Seems that that would just cause an endless cycle of abuse towards people. I know it's a fake country and I'm putting too much into it. But to make up rules like that I think you'd have to have some serious problems with other people in the past.

No. 30878


lets hope her petticoat doesn't get snagged in the doorway or gets her dress pulled on the pedal

No. 30879

>age 12
i can't believe so many girls that are in their 20s think they could actually pass for 12
its very uncommon. women age like milk, its usually obvious if your older or not. and lying to be a whole decade younger is so ridiculous

No. 30880

are there any laws in this land? could you rape and pillage without any repercussions other than being called a commoner?
hi, princess
nobody actually thinks you are a loli
you are in your twenties for god's sake

No. 30881

Not her sorry bruh

No. 30882

Didnt we work out that she's sixteen/seventeen?

No. 30883

>not her
>yet you are the only person who called her a loli
idk anon

No. 30884

really? where?

No. 30885


She said that this fall she'll be "turning 12 for the 6th time". I'd say that means she's 17. She's also recently posted something about AP tests, which you do in high school.

No. 30886

She's clearly trying to be lolibait. Sorry for calling it like I see it anon

No. 30887

oh no
its fine, i thought since you said "i don't want to be a lolicon" that meant you actually saw her as a loli and not a tryhard lady in her older teens, which she actually is

No. 30888


No. 30889

Make up some random situation and ask for "advice" .
Like "I don't think I can be a princess because whatever reason". And watch her spew her "everyone is a princess" speech. Definitely will work.

No. 30890

Nah this is kinda like pt's moments of clarity. Done for sympathy and asspats.

No. 30891

File: 1435325460079.png (662.93 KB, 720x929, wp_ss_20150626_0001.png)

I don't even know where to start with this

No. 30892

I can just imagine her hitting a mailbox or something and then taking a picture for instagram while using a typical fake dolly giggle "such a Kawaii crash desu"

No. 30893


No. 30894

>Driving a car is so unlike the horse-drawn carriages I grew up with in my homeland! #oops #princessmistakes

No. 30895

File: 1435351481756.jpg (84.88 KB, 1044x534, Screenshot (121).jpg)

whoever sent her this, thank you for the lulz

No. 30896

obviously at #loli and #chubby. wtf? who tags stuff like that?

No. 30897

> 12 for the sixth time in September
So she will be 18 in September, I think.

No. 30898

Are we counting the first time?

No. 30899


Yeah, I counted the 'first' time as when she was 12 for real when I read the post, but I think anon's right. I might be wrong, but if she's taking driving lessons wouldn't she have to be over 17?

No. 30900


*17 or over, you get the idea

No. 30901

File: 1435519123167.png (597.22 KB, 720x1001, wp_ss_20150628_0003.png)

No. 30902

File: 1435597722354.png (699.67 KB, 720x1006, wp_ss_20150629_0001.png)

Omfg she can't dress herself for shit

No. 30903

She looks kinda….. Sick? Maybe I'm just biased cuz of all the ed girls on lolcow but idk man she doesn't look right

No. 30904

File: 1435597835960.png (726.02 KB, 720x996, wp_ss_20150629_0002.png)

No. 30905

Looks like she threw on a bunch of shit and said "yep. This shit here is Kawaii."

No. 30906

i feel like she may be lower income and avoid the sun or something.

No. 30907

Her eyes are freaking me out. They're like pink ringed?

No. 30908

yeah i definitely get the feel she's poor.

No. 30909

Maybe that explains the whole princess persona?

No. 30910

faking being rich to cover up being poor? seems legit.
she doesn't seem to refer to this sama chan anymore.

No. 30911

I think that "single is scary" tweet might be about that. I think they were dating at some point

No. 30912

Well she went to AMA and she has a lineup for nekocon. She likes anime so maybe she watched a princess anime or something and wanted to be just like the character?

No. 30913

or shes just a weeaboo who wants to be some kind of "kawaii loli aidoru princess desu"

No. 30914

File: 1435705932350.jpg (232.53 KB, 765x1000, 33186803-765-1000.jpg)

Fan art? Really? Did one of you send this or is this legit.

No. 30915

This is like some kind of serial killer note

No. 30916

fetal alcohol syndrome

No. 30917

File: 1435758796522.png (837.49 KB, 720x912, wp_ss_20150701_0001.png)

She's been mentioning someone named "Ame" a lot on instagram. Is this him?

No. 30918

File: 1435761156289.png (83.08 KB, 1015x354, Untitled.png)

LMAO she actually took my bait and posted a wishlist omfg.

No. 30919

File: 1435853190841.png (575.65 KB, 720x969, wp_ss_20150702_0002.png)

Wtf is this

No. 30920

seems like basically "oh a boy won't like you? forget him, that peasant scum~~~!"

No. 30921

Kawaii misandry? Wtf

No. 30922

I dont see what the issue is with this. If you like a boy, you tell him how you feel and if he doesnt like you, youre suppose to move on with your life…i thought this was normal behaviour?correct me if im wrong.

No. 30923

it just seems a little… off to me.

No. 30924

File: 1435939863723.jpg (238.49 KB, 1125x2000, 10382461_822000181207405_84601…)

and it's apparently the biggest weeb cringefest.

No. 30925

File: 1435940326900.png (310.42 KB, 889x778, oihIgDHKGDFljk.png)

her newest "DIY" post is so stupid.
basically just grab a bunch of shit and glue it together = princess accessories?

No. 30926

Do you stalk a guy and hate yourself forever if he doesnt like you? That seems unhealthy

No. 30927

No. 30928

Naw im not her. I just really dont understand what the problen with that comment is.
If someone doesnt like you back, what else do you do besides move on with your life and get over it?im genuinely curious.

No. 30929

she's just irritating so anything she says, normal or not, sounds bad coming from her

No. 30930


Haha sorry, I wasn't trying to imply you were here, I was just taking the piss.

I agree though, I don't see what the problem with her advice is. I thought it was relatively straightforward tbh

It's not like she said "if he doesn't like you back, fuck him, he's an asshole anyway" or something, she just said it doesn't mean there's something wrong with you if a guy doesn't like you back.

No. 30931


*I wasn't trying to imply you were her

No. 30932

File: 1435967779374.png (62.41 KB, 773x317, princess politics.png)

So…the princess way to handle serious topics is to pretend they don't exist? I suppose politics aren't especially #kawaii.

No. 30933

Idk I actually agree with this. Politics has no place on facebook. It's retarded how everyone wants to talk politics on facebook like shut up nobody cares

No. 30934

File: 1435984787798.png (661.96 KB, 720x923, wp_ss_20150704_0001.png)

She posts stuff like this. And still tagged it loli. She HAS to know by now what that means, right?!
I feel like she's either really ignorant and possibly mentally disabled or doing this shit on purpose.

No. 30935

File: 1436111932218.png (118.86 KB, 720x466, wp_ss_20150705_0001.png)

She dropped a full name.

No. 30936


found him on FB: http://tinyurl.com/poru7tj

and found the "princess" too. her FB name is "Princess Kenzie", JFC: http://tinyurl.com/osjr8nx

No. 30937

Time for bed! @______@

No. 30938

File: 1436142688530.jpg (97.21 KB, 920x743, 17621785267437.jpg)

b-but anon chan she says her "real" name is Luna Lee Swiizka!
Obviously not a fake special snowflake name at all!

No. 30939

File: 1436171003066.jpg (127.44 KB, 960x639, 1236161_709091602440307_107171…)

hooooo boy…..

No. 30940

>you've come to the wrong neighborhood, pal

No. 30941

Hooo boy this shit just keeps on coming. Damn, doesn't she ever learn?

No. 30942

File: 1436203710511.png (444.94 KB, 720x843, wp_ss_20150706_0002.png)

The gift that just keeps on giving

No. 30943

File: 1436205330426.png (747.65 KB, 936x649, back to uni i guess.png)

No. 30944

> don't want their faces on the internet
Oh, unlike putting your boyfriend's full name out there?

No. 30945

I wonder if her whole princess obsession has anything to do with her mom being so "un-princess" like?

No. 30946


i poked through her Facebook and she seems less delusional psycho and more of a normal, bored teenager who tries to imitate "kawaii" bloggers and vloggers she likes on there. she's just too clueless to realize she doesn't have any skills for anything. she frequently complains about being left out by her friends, so i think the anon who thought she was making up grandiose stories to amuse herself/ease her loneliness may have been right.

she thinks she "grew out of her weeb phase" tho KEK.

No. 30947

File: 1436221327002.png (715 KB, 720x1160, wp_ss_20150706_0005.png)


No. 30948

>look at me
>I gained weight I'm so healthy
>give me attention I'm trying
>such weight gain
>so rori
>much kawaii
>very dolly

No. 30949

It's possible.
I feel like its a combination of her mother not being very feminine looking (from what I can tell), her possibly being low income and her not having any friends.

No. 30950

She keeps saying things like that about her weight gain. Is she trying to imply some kind of ED? since she seems to jump on what's popular, I feel like she would jump on that and even go as far as to fake it

No. 30951

File: 1436283965902.png (455.37 KB, 720x849, wp_ss_20150706_0001.png)

> actually wants to be a living doll

No. 30952

oh shit she just came right out and said it god damn

No. 30953

File: 1436494514070.png (798.86 KB, 720x987, wp_ss_20150709_0002.png)

More lolibait shit

No. 30954

File: 1436495297101.png (777.42 KB, 720x943, wp_ss_20150709_0003.png)

No. 30955

her face is too old to be any sort of lolibait

No. 30956

File: 1436541268364.png (197.56 KB, 720x1280, wp_ss_20150710_0008.png)

The whole thing is either typical weeb junk, those shitty Japanese candy kits, or tumblrina shit
Not to mention amazon's ita finest

No. 30957

She sure does love Milanoo.

No. 30958

File: 1436623209131.png (1009.88 KB, 720x1280, wp_ss_20150711_0001.png)

Are these baby food containers?

No. 30959

File: 1436623980338.png (257.31 KB, 720x568, wp_ss_20150711_0002.png)

Still trying to push her failing store. That pic looks nothing like her "art style", though.

No. 30960

File: 1436624641454.png (267.46 KB, 720x1095, wp_ss_20150711_0003.png)

She's freaking the fuck out about something

No. 30961

File: 1436626912585.png (47.4 KB, 720x149, wp_ss_20150711_0005.png)

No. 30962

File: 1436839689254.png (609.15 KB, 720x916, wp_ss_20150713_0001.png)

>3edgy5me caption
>shitty Halloween wig

No. 30963

I found something
she posted it right on her twitter..
trolling time?

No. 30964

File: 1436905424327.png (5.73 KB, 279x127, donate.png)

she put a fucking donate button on her blog

No. 30965

This bitch really gets on my nerves. I myself have like weird age regression things because of childhood bullshit but it's snowflakes like this that keep me from opening up about it. I don't wanna seem like a crazy snowflake.

No. 30966

so we can all donate to the trainwreck?

No. 30967

hers might be because of something like abuse or trauma though.

No. 30968

it's really weird in there

No. 30969

File: 1436915811866.png (60.73 KB, 688x218, wp_ss_20150714_0005.png)

No. 30970

she mentions her wishlist every chance she gets ffs

No. 30971

File: 1436918971695.png (55.37 KB, 718x233, wp_ss_20150714_0006.png)

No. 30972

File: 1437000689871.png (294.14 KB, 1817x564, tinychat.png)

i contacted her friend on tinychat. scuse the crappy typing. I'm "lyla"

No. 30973


you literally have no tact or social skills whatsoever omfg

No. 30974

That's the point, anon, I think she was trolling

No. 30975

you do it then if your so good

No. 30976

The best troll is the unnoticed troll.

No. 30977

No. 30978

I went in and flashed my cock and got banned. Boring

No. 30979

You're the boring one, what did you expect?
You even made her go off cam for awhile.

I've actually been in there for awhile now chatting. She actually seems pretty sweet.

I think most of you are off on the whole dark past causing regression thing. She seems just like your average teen who's still weeby and wants to play pretend with some sympathetic friends.

I have caps and bits of info if anyone is interested, but she actually seems quite normal. Even nice.

No. 30980

This sucks

No. 30981


However hobopony is a dude and by my estimate sat in the friend zone wanting in her pants.

No. 30982


I'm going to bed (since I'm barely formatting a post properly) but I'll post some caps and quotes tomorrow if people are interested in what I found.

No. 30983

Sure tell us

No. 30984

File: 1437020326655.png (277.72 KB, 448x448, IMG_20150715_3.png)

Sorry for my sucky skills, but I tried to kawaiify lolichan here
P.s sorry for lame tiddy shoop

No. 30985

What is it with these stupid broads and always wanting to play mafia girls? Don't they know just mentioning association with such an organization is grounds for arrest? Sorry. Just frustrating when your family is ACTUALLY involved you would never mention something so stupid… And what the hell is with the stereotypical fedoras? Damn. /end rant

No. 30986

Lol what happened to her chest? The rest is ok though

No. 30987

You should send it to her, see what she does?

No. 30988

File: 1437061967907.jpg (38.06 KB, 500x500, 1437020326655.jpg)

now it's good to send to the princess-chan. This is the kind of pastel vomit she likes
youre welcome desu

No. 30989

File: 1437064173803.jpg (42.86 KB, 624x618, princess doll so rori.jpg)

I tried but she ended up looking like a creepy anime character

No. 30990

enlighten us, caps-anon

No. 30991

Lol, I also saved the shoop before the tiddy edit if anyone wants it I'll post it

No. 30992

Lel, you guys did a great job

No. 30993

why not im curious

No. 30994

K, who's willing to send these pics to her or which one

No. 30995

You are disgusting

No. 30996

i think someone should email this one >>30988 to her.

No. 30997

she hasnt posted another Q and A in a while. have you guys stopped sending her asks?

No. 30998

They were probably all sent from herself…

No. 30999

Pls provide the lulz caps anon, I'm bored

No. 31000

File: 1437078232093.jpg (650.49 KB, 768x856, gotyousussedhobo.jpg)

ok I'm here and I have no idea how or why I took so many of these last night.
Hopefully someone will enjoy them, I'm cropping stuff down atm so they'll go up bit by bit as I go through them.

No. 31001

File: 1437078333207.jpg (277.65 KB, 460x487, imtwelveandwhatisthis.jpg)

I apologize for my shitty cropping, just got back from work and feeling lazy as hell

No. 31002

File: 1437078408271.jpg (102.34 KB, 229x268, cosplays.jpg)

No. 31003

I've still not watched this with the sound on yet. The Kaito is her current bf Ame.

No. 31004

nice deflecting, did she ever figure out what lolcow was?

No. 31005

Here's the other video she put on, she seems to have a channel. Not looked through there yet.


No. 31006

If she googled it or if hobo told her she never made any sign of finding out. She got distracted very easily.

No. 31007

File: 1437078977771.jpg (211.1 KB, 678x404, unleashthatinnerweeb.jpg)

sorry for posting that video twice, quick reply screwed me over

No. 31008

she seemed to be all over the place

No. 31009

>only slightly less cringey

No. 31010

Suspect that hobopony is a neckbeard

No. 31011

File: 1437079245920.jpg (412.42 KB, 1279x426, praisetheyandyman.jpg)

No. 31012

File: 1437079419686.jpg (145.74 KB, 228x456, imurbiggestfanbutthentherewasd…)

I'll post some caps of their faces in a bit, still cropping down convo right now

Also dick anon sucks, he scared her and hobo off cam, I thought I wasn't going to get any pics of their faces until they came on again much later.

No. 31013

i agree with you here, that seems unfair of him to tell her how to spend money

No. 31014

File: 1437079724673.jpg (104.52 KB, 229x246, fellowgull.jpg)

I'm surprised she visits 4chan, but it seems like cgl is the only board she'll go to.

No. 31015

File: 1437080078429.jpg (399.09 KB, 912x551, girltimewithouthobo.jpg)

She seemed interested in /tg/ when I told her about some of the other boards.

Also hobo left for awhile so we had a heart to heart about friend group dramas.

No. 31016

File: 1437080694550.jpg (314.3 KB, 470x492, donotfeedaftermidnight.jpg)

She will only stop being twelve if it means getting kawaii sweets flavored booze

No. 31017

looks like you two became bffs

No. 31018

File: 1437080743684.jpg (306.98 KB, 994x492, introducinghobopony.jpg)

Are people even still reading these? Have a picture to break things up a bit. Here we get to find out some more about hobo

No. 31019

>confirmed neckbeard
>k-on wall scroll

No. 31020

Did she wear that wig the whole time?

No. 31021

File: 1437081503875.jpg (309.64 KB, 551x702, satandicks.jpg)

Like I said, she does seem actually quite nice.
I think she just wishes she was a dumb, 12 year old princess because she's actually otherwise very normal. She wants to be the blissfully ignorant weeb it seems.
People like Hobo will beta-orbit and enable that fantasy for her.
She talks about Ame later and he gives off friendzone vibes imo. This was while I was 'afk'.

Yeah, she never took it off.

No. 31022

wait her bf gives off friendzone vibes or hobo does?

No. 31023

File: 1437082036669.jpg (410.36 KB, 703x544, relationshipdrama.jpg)

sorry, I meant hobo does. Though she seems to think Ame doesn't like her much? I was 'away' and capping the convo while this bit happened.
Doesn't sound like a healthy relationship. I feel like hobo is playing up the nice guy part right now.

No. 31024

> he saved me

No. 31025

File: 1437083266624.jpg (675.57 KB, 1340x836, facefaceface.jpg)

ok I'm done with caps now, have a face collage to finish off, I hope at least someone enjoyed all that, my duty is done

No. 31026

File: 1437083858838.jpg (16.93 KB, 500x354, thatisnotkawaii.jpg)

you're welcome

No. 31027

File: 1437084497088.png (15.08 KB, 396x105, XDD.png)

he was trolollin you back

No. 31028

dang im losing my edge

No. 31029

I emailed it to her an hour or two ago

No. 31030

File: 1437096596257.png (412.72 KB, 578x445, she found it.png)

looks like she got it

No. 31031

File: 1437108679802.gif (447.24 KB, 470x321, 635611968313192506-443388264_g…)

>yea she is twelve
how does this faggot buy that…
its more than obvious she is older that that

No. 31032

File: 1437109459568.jpg (81.33 KB, 406x406, 1405297716080.jpg)

Holy shit, he is Gendo

No. 31033

ame is her sugardaddy confirmed
seriously, how much shit is she buying on his dollar
she made a "haul" recently so she he said no more clothes she wont wear (so he bought the haul for her) a seifuku is coming in the mail and she is either already back to online window-shopping or she is still pining for that skirt
thats probably alot right there

No. 31034

File: 1437110648106.jpg (27.63 KB, 555x420, the thirst is real.jpg)

>yeah, my bf is busy

No. 31035

I'm not so sure. I mean, she mentions something about him knowing how she has "an issue with online shopping". It seems more like he's trying to help her not blow her money on stupid weeb shit. Basically he's trying to be a good boyfriend and not let her make stupid ass decisions, imo

No. 31036

He's confirmed for trolling before so I doubt he actually believes that. He knows about lolcow so he might be trying to troll us?

No. 31037


I think in one of the caps he says 'yeah she's 12 for the 6th time' and 'we're in the same year at school' or something so he does know, but is just really dedicated to playing the part for her.


Ya she seems way too emotionally immature and childish to have a sugar daddy. Just my opinion. Also she'd have much nicer clothes and accessories and bags and things if she had a sugar daddy lol.

No. 31038

If Ame is in high school/college he probably doesn't have that much money to blow on her tbh

No. 31039

I feel like having a sugar daddy doesn't comply with her "perfect pure princess doll" fantasy

No. 31040

Is this from a random dick? Lel

No. 31041

>"Why would people talk online about being in the mafia??"
>Posts online about being in the mafia

No. 31042

File: 1437239282046.png (504.9 KB, 579x420, badphotoshoop.png)

>needs to step away from the shoop
>eating with chopsticks
>in cat ears

No. 31043

The way she is holding her chopsticks gives me cancer

No. 31044

Is this the first time she's shooped or something?

No. 31045

she chews with her mouth open a TON.
guess they don't teach princesses manners over in Invitewhatever

No. 31046

shit sorry I was stupid

No. 31047

File: 1437249124329.png (46.56 KB, 720x157, wp_ss_20150718_0001.png)


No. 31048

I'm weeping. Those things aren't meant to be eaten with chopsticks and this is not how you hold them. Only weeaboos would do this shit.

No. 31049

File: 1437265681523.png (655.82 KB, 710x844, wp_ss_20150718_0005.png)

Should not have told her to >unleashtheinnerweeb

No. 31050

File: 1437265711872.png (635.07 KB, 720x897, wp_ss_20150718_0004.png)

No. 31051

File: 1437265816544.png (28.55 KB, 583x167, wp_ss_20150718_0006.png)

No. 31052

File: 1437266496855.png (181.57 KB, 511x435, theanswerisno.png)

this is seriously so sad. please don't ruin another fashion.

No. 31053

is this supposed to be challenging? maybe if you're retarded.

No. 31054

File: 1437321004580.png (50.64 KB, 646x156, wp_ss_20150719_0001.png)

This is so pathetic sounding

No. 31055

File: 1437332849485.png (277.54 KB, 448x448, IMG_20150715_1.png)

Here you go

No. 31056

I'm dying here

No. 31057

Does she even realize that it's shooped?

No. 31058

that's probably how she actually sees herself. some kind of puffy cheeked, big animu eyed loli-chan.

No. 31059

We may have given her ideas.
first she gets this pic >>31030 from email anon. then suddenly she starts using photoshop in this pic >>31042 ? I'm guessing not only does she KNOW its shooped, she's trying to get into shooping cuz of it.

No. 31060

If only we could get PT to do this

No. 31061

She's adapting

No. 31062

File: 1437449510980.png (257.96 KB, 720x451, wp_ss_20150720_0002.png)

Apparently we have another shitty hot glue tutorial on the way

No. 31063

File: 1437506312489.png (708.51 KB, 720x944, wp_ss_20150721_0002.png)

>always #kawaii
Never Kawaii

No. 31064

File: 1437506351242.png (753.61 KB, 720x982, wp_ss_20150721_0001.png)


No. 31065


Wait, those are supposed to be wings?!

No. 31066

>Floppy poorly cut pieces of felt
Seems legit

No. 31067

File: 1437667883056.png (623.51 KB, 720x984, wp_ss_20150723_0001.png)

She's started tagging her stuff "livingdoll"
Also, doesn't going to driving school ruin her 12 y/o fantasy?

No. 31068

She made herself a patreon.

No. 31069

She's only twelve when convenient for her.
She said in the tinychat that once it's legal for her to drink she plans to "be 21 for a night"

I'm amazed she hasn't claimed that inviteans can drive at age 12 or something.

No. 31070

File: 1437705004551.png (8.47 KB, 229x203, candy.png)

Rather cringey excerpt from her Patreon

No. 31071

File: 1437705876609.png (99.23 KB, 1258x429, wp_ss_20150723_0003.png)

The whole thing is cringe

No. 31072

File: 1437706041398.png (38.31 KB, 1137x242, wp_ss_20150723_0004.png)

Her self assurance is appalling

No. 31073

File: 1437755114654.png (613.93 KB, 720x882, wp_ss_20150724_0006.png)

She really needs to stop shooping she looks like an alien

No. 31074

File: 1437755139131.png (572.22 KB, 720x905, wp_ss_20150724_0005.png)

No. 31075

File: 1437755216665.png (768.3 KB, 720x931, wp_ss_20150724_0007.png)

Kek at the mouth tho

No. 31076


We've created a monster

No. 31077

but is she actually 12, though? if so…she maybe shouldn't be on here

No. 31078


She's definitely not 12 if she's taking driving lessons.

I don't think there's anything against the rules about discussing minors though, is there? As long as we're not doxing her or posting suggestive photos of her, at least?

Morally it'd be pretty creepy for a bunch of 16+ anons to discuss a kid but even though there doesn't seem to be any proof she's not 12, I'm like 99% sure she's just a slightly weeby 17 or 18 year old

No. 31079

>but is she actually twelve?
have you even READ this thread?

No. 31080

I actually wanna see lolcow turn her into our personal lolichan aidoru girl~

No. 31081

no, that will always be pixy's job

No. 31082

File: 1437852791573.jpg (256 KB, 576x1024, Twitterf7bf908.jpg)

Her boob shoop is atrocious

No. 31083

I've never seen anyone do such a bad job with Meitu.

No. 31084

What's meitu?

No. 31085

File: 1437867092709.png (605.37 KB, 720x990, wp_ss_20150725_0004.png)

More bad shoop.
Side note, can any anons good at doxxing bad shoop help me with these? I know they're shooped but I can't prove it.

No. 31086

File: 1437867122736.png (663.06 KB, 720x1001, wp_ss_20150725_0005.png)

No. 31087

File: 1437867153850.png (497.67 KB, 720x799, wp_ss_20150725_0006.png)

No. 31088

Why would she even be shooping her boobs bigger in the first place if she's so invested in the 12-y.o. persona…?

No. 31089

It seems to alternate between shopping them big and almost non existent

No. 31090

File: 1437922059788.png (287.9 KB, 720x623, wp_ss_20150726_0001.png)

If you can read this without cringing, good job

No. 31091

File: 1437944498213.png (16.39 KB, 1136x157, pd.png)

did anyone catch her wiki article attempt?

No. 31092

It's the editing app most of these girls use, it lets you make yourself skinnier, enhance things, make your eyes bigger, etc.
I can tell because of what she wrote on it, it's the sparkler tool.

No. 31093


Deets please?

No. 31094

Holy shit really? Deets

No. 31095

File: 1438009788677.png (706.15 KB, 720x1000, wp_ss_20150727_0001.png)

Her diet is total shit as usual

No. 31096

her cuticles make me want to puke.

No. 31097

File: 1438021065571.png (502.24 KB, 720x901, wp_ss_20150727_0010.png)

Well the mystery is solved.

No. 31098

Looks like she bites her nails.
That's really gross.

No. 31099

nah dudes, I was hoping one of you guys saw it before it was removed

No. 31100


Kinda OT but THAT'S the guy she's dating? For some reason I was picturing him as one of those weebs who got decently lucky in the looks department or have some kind of idea of how to look after themselves and get super stuck up as a result of being the most 'popular' awkward loser

and now I'm wondering why I thought that

Nice neckbeard

No. 31101

File: 1438031456240.png (587.29 KB, 718x838, wp_ss_20150727_0011.png)

Her art doesn't look half bad.. Or am I blind?

No. 31102

And then they say men are picky… Ha.

No. 31103

File: 1438031835241.jpg (180.84 KB, 957x640, 3q2 5994vg.jpg)

I think you got a bit deluded after staring at her ugly mug for a while. Her art is lovely comparably.

No. 31104

you are blind

No. 31105

looks like your average skinny girl to me

No. 31106


That isn't THAT picky, is it?

If he was someone chill I knew, I probably wouldn't even notice, but he's obviously weeb as hell and obviously I don't know him but from what this princess doll chick says he kinda sounds like an asshole
It's all about context

anyway sorry for OT

No. 31107

File: 1438046302142.png (534.63 KB, 720x1013, wp_ss_20150727_0013.png)

>denies shooping

No. 31108

File: 1438046338753.png (588.17 KB, 720x1114, wp_ss_20150727_0012.png)

>diets are unhealthy!!

No. 31109

File: 1438047386748.png (227.2 KB, 718x421, wp_ss_20150727_0014.png)

>worth 3 trillion
>has a donate button, wish list, and patreon.

No. 31110

Jesus that beta orbiter from tinychat is way cuter than this fiy5

No. 31111

No. 31112

Worth isn't the same as having though.

But if she had 3 trill in play money, she still needs real money so that's where the wishlists come in

No. 31113

File: 1438086348732.png (42.46 KB, 685x121, wp_ss_20150728_0001.png)

I'm guessing she hit something

No. 31114

File: 1438096134618.png (621.37 KB, 720x918, wp_ss_20150728_0003.png)

But then this?

No. 31115

File: 1438116143880.png (779.11 KB, 720x1085, wp_ss_20150728_0004.png)

This is so confusing.

No. 31116

Left out of what? The celebration of 'Luna' getting her license. That makes no sense to congratulate her if she did nothing.
Both her and her sister must have both achieved something together. Nobody would do this.

No. 31117

So that's what she's trying to say? Dang that sucks.. Maybe that's another explanation for the princess persona

No. 31118

File: 1438123823725.png (176.87 KB, 931x593, royalty.png)

Someone needs to ask the princess here how long she's known our about dear queen…

No. 31119

Didn't caps anon say that the "princess" went on 4chan? Maybe she found out about her there. But idk if they mentioned the queens facebook on 4chan

No. 31120

File: 1438124665009.png (46.04 KB, 584x646, chuunibyou.png)

A real life chuunibyou? Just like my chinese cartoons

No. 31121

Its funny how a few weeks ago she was saying that shes afraid of men and some point before that said she would never date. Now she has a boyfriend, smh

No. 31122

When did she say she would never date?

No. 31123

File: 1438133627462.png (636.16 KB, 720x1024, wp_ss_20150728_0005.png)

Keking over the

No. 31124

File: 1438133670775.png (697.74 KB, 720x976, wp_ss_20150728_0006.png)

I hope she isn't going to eat this

No. 31125

I wish she would gtfo /cgl/, seems like she found the uchuu kei (space girl fashion) thread.

No. 31126

File: 1438141029485.png (673.48 KB, 720x929, wp_ss_20150728_0007.png)

Have some fish lipped shoop

No. 31127

On her about me page she says she's 5'10 but on her Q and A episode (i think 4) she says she's 5'6

No. 31128

File: 1438203428465.png (632.34 KB, 720x1007, wp_ss_20150729_0002.png)

She's actually getting a little better at it, this one doesn't look too bad

No. 31129

I assumed that from reading her answer from >>30869 and her whole ~kawaii pure princess~ persona

No. 31130

She's friends with that pro-ana edgelord with all the piercings as well. Maybe she's trying to start a lolcow gang(herd?).

No. 31131

File: 1438208734761.jpg (84.62 KB, 970x645, god11f-1-web.jpg)

So, I re-watched the movie "God Bless America" last night, and the main girl (Roxie) reminded me a lot of Princess. Or at least what she aspires to be when she's being #yandere.

No. 31132


I hate how these chicks shoop their skin. That stupid Suzy girl that's posted here does it too. It's so creepy and unnatural looking. It makes them look like blow up dolls.

I don't understand whyyyyy they do this

No. 31133

File: 1438209685300.jpg (82.12 KB, 612x612, 11327855_1465896910395942_1276…)

try ;-;

No. 31134

Because they want to look like they have perfect porcelain skin, but I agree it's fucking stupid; it looks so obvious like you know they must have shit skin and a lot of imperfections to hide if they're blurring and smoothing it that hard.

No. 31135

she is friends with pixy on facebook
her trying to make a lolherd confirmed

No. 31136

File: 1438210781811.jpg (60.33 KB, 720x720, 10917452_1400918766869972_2642…)

lol that one of her friends on FB has a anime waifu who is about 10 years old in her series (pic related)

No. 31137

File: 1438211421324.jpg (17.37 KB, 292x727, 11065304_803575843049839_71546…)

wait, she makes music
from her FB and it says "iv'e been really busy" it seems to be that vaporwave like micky tries to make

No. 31138

Wow she chose one of the whiniest and most obnoxious character in all of anime history. Really says something about her.

No. 31139

File: 1438272011389.png (55.88 KB, 626x166, wp_ss_20150730_0001.png)

No. 31140

File: 1438273121500.png (61.43 KB, 720x185, wp_ss_20150730_0002.png)

Her twitter is just as cringey…

No. 31141

File: 1438277461396.png (657.2 KB, 720x907, wp_ss_20150730_0004.png)

>"I love my new sweater!"
>can barely see sweater
>only her shooped face
>she looks like a child with scarlet fever or tb

No. 31142

File: 1438287035323.png (125.99 KB, 720x523, wp_ss_20150730_0008.png)

Lmao at these tags

No. 31143

File: 1438297065605.png (133.28 KB, 720x509, wp_ss_20150730_0010.png)

But wait, there's more

No. 31144

I run a blog that isn't very popular but had a good number of followers, so I get sponsor requests. I just looked at her blog, and I can immediately see why places don't want to sponsor her.

First of all, if you're running a blog like one on blogspot, you need bloglovin or something similar with a subscriber count. She has a "visitor count" which I'm assuming is the number of visitors she's had on her site, and maybe she thinks that's a subscriber count? A lot of shops require 5k+ subscribers and proof of them before they'll even consider sponsoring you. Her facebook page has 33 likes.

Second, her style isn't good, nor is her blog design. Shop owners don't want their products to be promoted by a site that looks like a neopet's page in 2005.

Third, she has her own shop. Why are you asking for sponsors when you run your own store??? That's so tacky?

It's not hard to find sponsors even if you have a small blog, but considering how much of a nobody she is, that's not going to happen.
I almost like her, she reminds me of myself when I was 14 or 15. But she's what, 17 or 18? I do appreciate that she's become our own personal lolcow.

No. 31145

File: 1438368327782.png (187.36 KB, 720x814, wp_ss_20150731_0001.png)

No. 31146

Huh, weird. The haunted playground she's interested in is in the same town where I grew up.
I've been several times but never late enough to see any 'activity'.
It's fun climbing the cliffs around the area, though.
I wonder if that means she lives nearby.

No. 31147

File: 1438372118023.png (574.08 KB, 720x920, wp_ss_20150731_0002.png)

I'm going to have nightmares

No. 31148

I'm so glad the encouragement to do some dances has worked, can't wait to see this.

I wonder what she'll wear.

No. 31149

File: 1438375080018.png (51.16 KB, 720x219, wp_ss_20150731_0003.png)

I'd guess not

No. 31150

File: 1438376378183.png (64.61 KB, 614x307, wp_ss_20150731_0004.png)

Lmao she's such a brat

No. 31151

File: 1438383489092.png (5.01 KB, 256x204, lol.png)

she took your advice

No. 31152

PFFFFFT so she reads this thread, yeah? That's hilarious. I do like bloglovin though, it'll help her reach.

No. 31153

File: 1438385438221.png (590.3 KB, 720x887, wp_ss_20150731_0008.png)

It's pretty obvious that she lurks here, right after we started shooping her she started messing around trying to get good at shooping her photos.
And now this.
But I'm more curious as to whether she sees us as "haters" or "trolls" or even "fans"?
Also have some bug eyed bunny shoop

No. 31154

File: 1438391028683.png (196.59 KB, 707x988, wp_ss_20150731_0010.png)

Some 11 y/o is hitting on her on instagram, kek.

No. 31155

File: 1438391061580.png (135.54 KB, 720x640, wp_ss_20150731_0011.png)

No. 31156

File: 1438478306771.png (498.84 KB, 720x843, wp_ss_20150801_0001.png)

Idk why but this is actually pretty funny to me

No. 31157

File: 1438478398443.png (541.18 KB, 720x882, wp_ss_20150801_0002.png)

Ugh, I hate these kind of socks they really remind me of ageplay.

No. 31158

She looks like she's having a seizure.

No. 31159

>I'm so glad I can fit the kids stuff.

Well she is literally shopping in the kids section, pretending to be 12 so…if that's not bordering on ageplay I'm not sure what is.

No. 31160

File: 1438540000165.png (64.68 KB, 720x227, wp_ss_20150802_0002.png)

I can't believe she actually says shit like this

No. 31161

Boobs don't even hold a wrapped towel up. You tuck that shit in. How would guys wear them around their waists otherwise? Holding them up with their dicks? This is just blatant attention whoring.

No. 31162

Are we sure she isn't just a clever troll? I refuse to believe someone can ACTUALLY be like this

No. 31163

File: 1438649063361.png (52.32 KB, 720x230, wp_ss_20150803_0003.png)

No. 31164

No. 31165

File: 1438706843597.png (59.56 KB, 720x210, wp_ss_20150804_0002.png)

She's found a new excuse not to get a job

No. 31166

At least she isn't lying about what she'd spend her money on.

No. 31167

I would think so, except that I've never seen a troll go quite so far.
But she does seem to be kind of baiting us? Some of her tweets and other posts just seem too conveniently weeb to be normal.

No. 31168

I think she's just being facetious.

She is weird and annoying but probably too self aware to really be a lolcow honestly.

No. 31169

Nah, this girl goes to my school and she acted like this 100% of the time. She asked teachers to call her "Princess Luna" , she wore awful ita coords to school almost every day and for like half the year she wore a tiara every day.

No. 31170

File: 1438795907075.png (26.93 KB, 564x122, lol traiturs guiz.png)

I wonder if she's talking about the same stepsister.

No. 31171

She looks like she has progeria.

No. 31172

File: 1438870825475.png (690.3 KB, 720x1011, wp_ss_20150806_0001.png)

Not only #yandere now

No. 31173

File: 1438879025325.png (157.47 KB, 720x861, wp_ss_20150806_0002.png)

Trolling time. And yes, I follow burry and princess doll, gotta stay updated on the LUSH DELISH milk

No. 31174

So did anyone join? Anybody got any caps?

No. 31175

I went but it was empty. Guess she was only on for a few minutes?

No. 31176

It's easier to talk to her through twitter anyway.

No. 31177

File: 1438999540229.png (691.38 KB, 720x848, wp_ss_20150807_0001.png)

So the mysterious uniform has arrived. And its cheap trash like I expected.
Also is she trying to become Yukapon?
Pic 1

No. 31178

File: 1438999609780.png (75.95 KB, 720x321, wp_ss_20150807_0002.png)

Weird Yukapon reference?
And more usual loli fetish pandering.

No. 31179

There's not much that can be done about the quality of cheap clothes but she could have at least ironed it. My pet peeve is people ordering clothes and then directly wearing them all wrinkled and sloppy out of the packaging.

No. 31180

That's a To Heart uniform, very old eroge.

No. 31181

Who else is waiting on that dance video?
She did say she'd do it once her uniform arrived.

No. 31182

lol, funny thing is she probably has no idea.

No. 31183

Maybe she did it on purpose. She is quite the loli baiter.
Me too, anon. She said on her facebook page that she was going to do a photo shoot so maybe she will do the dance video after?? I bet she'll fall all over herself though, this should be good.

No. 31184

File: 1439049791743.png (343.84 KB, 489x391, love of my life2.PNG)

first of all how dare you, that is me and satoko is my precious babby and i dont appreciate these hateful comments! she is not whiny and obnoxious, she went through a lot of abuse. she might be 11 but i can still love her (oops srry for off topic)

No. 31185

Holy shit part of the princess's lolherd has emerged

No. 31186

File: 1439050518155.jpg (27.26 KB, 290x303, love of my life, sweet preciou…)

nah i lurk here and i found her facebook and decided to add her and she accepted
i personally find her to be probably mentally ill because she thinks shes a 12 year old whos the princess of a made-up place called invitea.
shes so carefree tho. i aspire to be that innocent and carefree, tagging all my pictures with "loli" and wearing uniforms from anime she's never heard of

No. 31187

>lurks here
>aspires to be like an lowcow

No. 31188

i just wanna be as happy and confident as she seems to be. she has the courage to look like a complete idiot despite lurking here. she reminds me of my scene phase in like 2010.
i dont actually wanna be like the cows posted here. i probably qualify as one if were being honest but. y'kno. i just think it'd be nice to have that "xD i'm so KAWAII <3 #loli #lolita #kawaii" attitude

No. 31189

Do you ever talk to her on Facebook? Do you know anything interesting? Any milk for us?

No. 31190

File: 1439054117426.jpg (78.94 KB, 528x960, 10338333_10205399171612496_787…)

i've never actually spoken to her but i can perhaps try?
one thing i know for sure: she is friends with a lot of middle eastern dudes. most people who have a lot of middle eastern people on their list are desperate for friends, even tho she only has 91. theres also some lady, defo a family member (posts pictures of the princess that arent shooped or kawaiified) maybe its her mother? shes friends with several old/middle-aged women who are probably in her family. i haven't got a ton of milk other than the fact that shes constantly uploading pics of herself and gets 0 likes on them and has her family members on there.

No. 31191

Lmao who plays golf in Lolita ?

No. 31192

File: 1439055866257.jpg (103.9 KB, 960x720, 10384743_10205151478940334_233…)

thats what i was thinking. and shes not even holding it right.
pic related is apparently her boyfriend in march, they must've broke up tho.
https://www.facebook.com/pennyrandall68 this is her mother btw.

No. 31193

Is that beta orbiter hobopony?! Oh shit. And she's dating someone else now, her facebook and she said on twitter Brian Pigford. Yikes.

No. 31194

File: 1439056631127.jpg (185.99 KB, 2048x1152, 10258092_10205277270525045_154…)

the guy in the pics name is aaron, defo not brian. besides…brian is. well.
shes downgraded a lot.
the guy in this pic is apparently her brother

No. 31195

Potato nose

No. 31196

I wonder how she feels about maybe one day becomming Princess Pigford?

I mean damn, that is one seriously un-kawaii last name that guy has got there.

Never realised she dated Hobopony/Aaron buehne though..?
He doesn't seem like that amazong of a catch but surely Pigdude is a bit of a downgrade there, even if he did "save her"? Anybody find out more about what she meant by that btw?

No. 31197

File: 1439073493271.png (70.58 KB, 499x546, 6thgrademathpony.png)


Nevermind. Just saw this.

No. 31198

File: 1439074579097.jpg (29.18 KB, 571x452, 944302_547413175342146_2094084…)

princess pigford…..
i dont even wanna begin with that

seems like her and aaron were together for a while, i wonder what happened. was aaron abusive? is that what she means by brian "saving" her?

so many thoughts

No. 31199

If you look here >>31023 I doubt she was referring to being saved from hobopony/aaron since she was talking to him

No. 31200

File: 1439076455694.jpg (69.3 KB, 1024x768, 1617317_610310495719080_118360…)

yea then its probably not about him
how disappointing

No. 31201

Idk because sometimes victims of abuse still talk to their abusers out of fear, habit, etc?

No. 31202

That might be true but lets be fair, it doesn't read like that anon. It was likely something else he 'saved' her from.

I was thinking her previous friend group, but not sure why she'd dump hoboaaron prior. The plot thickens.

No. 31203

How do you send her questions like the ones she's answered on her blog?
I need to ask Princess Pigford how many royal suitors she has previously consorted with prior to this Captain Ame.

No. 31204

Whenever I've done it I always used the contact box on her blogs sidebar. You gotta scroll far down now though. She made it a bitch to get to.

No. 31205

File: 1439307031686.png (12.93 KB, 556x93, weeb stream.png)

hopefully she'll be on this time.

No. 31206

File: 1439339441890.png (613.03 KB, 720x835, wp_ss_20150811_0001.png)

No. 31207

as cringey as this is. I'm actually relieved to see that she mentioned getting a college degree. too many weebs think they can get an idol career and don't bother even trying to get a degree to fall back on.
that being said, the rest of this is a train wreck.

No. 31208

70% of me thinks we found an lolcow right before the batshit begins
20% of me bets that we pushed her to go batshit full on weeb
And 10% thinks she's trolling us

No. 31209

File: 1439567633804.png (48.46 KB, 704x210, wp_ss_20150814_0001.png)

I guess we can expect better milk when her bf goes back to college?

No. 31210

File: 1439574000286.png (231.76 KB, 720x525, wp_ss_20150814_0002.png)

No. 31211

If she eats so much pocky she's gonna get fat

No. 31212

File: 1439575887812.jpg (23.15 KB, 456x297, implied-facepalm.jpg)

No. 31213

$5 a week on pocky is like a pack a day
a pack is <200 calories
its fine

No. 31214

this actually seems pretty reasonable/responsible??

No. 31215

She could save $60 more a month if she didn't spend it on weeb bullshit

No. 31216

but we don't know how much she makes a month.

No. 31217

I like how her budget only mentions Pocky and cosplay stuff. This is not a budget, it is kawaii attention whoring.

No. 31218

Is she actually working because it mentions WHEN she gets a job

No. 31219

>Q10- You say that you don't have a job but you buy so much stuff from bodyline. How do you pay for it all?
My Answer- I do chores around my house for some money every week and save up to make orders.

every time someone asks her about a job, shes usually very secretive, but this time she said this.

No. 31220

so basically, no, she doesn't have a real job.

No. 31221

So then she doesn't need to be spending $60 on weeb shit, especially if she complains she has no money

No. 31222

plus, she has a patreon and a donate button on her blog, AND links an amazon wishlist to her blog.

No. 31223

Ugh I hate when these "efamous" types ask for donations or whatever. It's disgusting.

No. 31224

File: 1439582749030.png (327.53 KB, 582x334, wtf kind of au.png)

she made an AU for her and her boyfriend. what kind of weeb BS is this?

No. 31225

We've seen her art and this isn't it.
So is this traced from something?

Also her boyfriend is the fugliest Kaito I've ever seen.

No. 31226

It looks like one of Rinmaru.com's doll makers ot me. Cba to search it tho

No. 31227

This is a dress up game from rinmaru

No. 31228

rinmarugames.com rather

No. 31229

>Q8-On your wishlist you have heels which got me thinking- how tall are you and can you walk in heels anyway?
>My Answer- I'm 5'6 on a good day~ And I can walk, run, skip, even dance in heels.

I like how she takes the chance to hyperlink to her wishlist since someone mentioned it.
Keep trying Princess, someone might buy you something from it eventually.

Actually, has anyone bought her anything from it yet? Maybe we should ask her.

No. 31230

I'll send her an ask.

No. 31231

>Q2- Is Luna your real name?
>My Answer- Yes! My name was Luna Lee Swiizka, but I changed it when I moved to America. I'm going to change it back soon though.

Sure it was, Kenzie. Sure it was.
Is her last name Randall? The person she mentioned being her mother has that last name.

Can't really blame her, Kenzie Randall really isn't a kawaii name. Almost as bad as Pigford.

No. 31232

Swiizka doesn't sound so Kawaii either. It reminds me of whizz, like piss. Kek

No. 31233

File: 1439587481811.png (46.02 KB, 720x141, wp_ss_20150814_0003.png)

More confirmed lurking
Guess she doesn't like us calling her bf fugly

No. 31234

>Still waiting on that promised dance video.

The Princess needs to follow the Queen's example. Stop gluing ribbons and cheap gems to everything you own and do something with all those kawaii outfits for once.

No. 31235

i have seen it everywhere on deviantart
it's essentially a anime character creator and also a manga maker

No. 31236


Ngl I love that lolcow now has a princess and a queen. All is as it should be.

No. 31237

>An AU
What in the entire fuck

No. 31238

The weeb is strong with this one

No. 31239

File: 1439612783469.png (51.48 KB, 720x238, wp_ss_20150815_0001.png)

Oh my god

No. 31240

File: 1439650413118.png (54.61 KB, 720x191, wp_ss_20150815_0002.png)

Idk why I'm laughing so hard but holy fuck

No. 31241

Baka otousan!!
How dare you disrespect Luna-hime!!!

No. 31242

>but daaad you have to let me do my photoshoot! I have to show all my fans how kawaii desu i am, ne?

No. 31243

>Idk why I'm laughing so hard but holy fuck

Also lol-ing at that royal butthurt. How do her parents fit into this royalty fantasy she has going on anyway? Are they from Invitea?
Does she have 'real' parents 'back home' and these are her temporary American ones?

I think we really need to compile a list of questions to ask her or something. I need to know if this is the second-coming of the windchime.

No. 31244

Could it be…. What the prophecy foretold….windchime saga…part 2?!

Also I think compiling questions would be a pretty good idea. It would alleviate most of the mystery or enlighten us on the extent of her delusions.

No. 31245

File: 1439687866948.png (71.14 KB, 720x291, wp_ss_20150815_0003.png)

Looks like she did it anyways

No. 31246

File: 1439742562596.png (580.71 KB, 558x890, wp_ss_20150816_0001.png)

I found this on her new "official homepage"

No. 31247

File: 1439743030967.jpg (47.38 KB, 503x481, im_20not_20tsundere_20tee_orig…)

Yeah, with top quality designs like this, I can't imagine how her shop could be doing poorly.

No. 31248

File: 1439757099939.jpg (152.71 KB, 576x1024, image.jpg)

>blurred the shit out of her kawaii uguuu royal porcelain doll skin

No. 31249

File: 1439757133542.jpg (237.61 KB, 1024x576, image.jpg)

>kept the grorious boyfriend's acne face totally not retouched

No. 31250

>cutest kaito in existence

No. 31251

File: 1439759375787.jpg (77.74 KB, 612x612, 11856613.jpg)

Her weeaboo handwriting sucks.

No. 31252

File: 1439759813517.jpg (140.32 KB, 702x702, forshitsandchuckles.jpg)

>Hi lovelies/Princesses! Yesterday I did a big cosplay photoshoot with my boyfriend Ame! We based it off our Au where Misa and Kaito have a band together, and Kaito is super edgy and punk and Misa was a nice good person.
>Hey bae, take a photo of me hitting this broken thing with a stick real quick, it'll show how edgy and punk I am on that Princess blog thing of your's!

No. 31253

So does her regular handwriting. Surely her highness was educated in writing back in good ol' Invitea?
I had better handwriting than that when I was 12 for the first time.

No. 31254

I expected to see her writing in the language of her imaginary Weebland. I'm sorta disappointed.

No. 31255

That's almost painful to look at

No. 31256

>Luna Lee Swiizka

>Tfw you want to change your name but even your boyfriend doesn't like it D':

Ame/Brian Pigford (still can't get over that name) doesn't seem to like anything. Though I can't blame him if she's wanting to make that stupid weeb name her legal one.

No. 31257


Her kanji looks repulsive. It probably goes without saying but I don't think she he has a clue as to what stroke order is

No. 31258

That is so beyond cringe worthy.

No. 31259

Also, there's no need for the word 'because' in that statement, and that really bothers me.

No. 31260

>Kaito and Misa
I hate this bitch

No. 31261

Yeah, it's so painfully mechanical and stiff.

No. 31262

File: 1439763083210.jpg (111.06 KB, 612x612, 1439759375787.jpg)


The second (vertical) stroke in 青 going through the fourth stroke (the third horizontal) is a giveaway that she has no idea how to write. She makes a similar fuck-up on 色, but tries to cover it up by drawing over the stroke multiple times and I don't know if it looks better or worse than the original mistake.

Moreover, the leftmost radical in 桃 is so detached from the character it's supposed to belong to that I thought it was a completely different phrase when I first read it.

Jesus, man, there are so many wrong things. 日, 月, 火 and 水 are nearly illegible. I don't even want to look at the topmost row. Granted, my handwriting's not much better but the fact that she parades this shit around like it's something to be proud of makes me legitimately mad the more I think about it.

No. 31263

I hate to be THAT person, but maybe that's because she genuinely sees him as attractive? If not, wouldn't she have retouched him as much as she edited herself?

No. 31264

I have nothing against that guy as I know nothing about him, just pointed out how ridiculous it is to post overly-shoopped and totally-not-shoopped pics together.

Honestly - she seems so self-centered to me that it looks like she just didn't bother to spend time on kawaiify'ing her bf, and spent her time on kawaiify'ing only her grorious self. I may be wrong and maybe she really genuinely thought he's cute as he is and needs no edit, but this is how it looks to me.

No. 31265

All her writing look so unbalanced and skewed, too. Part of me thinks she didn't bother to learn stroke order and just tried to copy random kanji she Google translated.

No. 31266

Good point, but from a third party view, it could be either.
I feel as though we want to pin it on more shallow reasons since we hate her already.
Kind of like the hate in the Burry thread about her getting samples. We already hate her, so we're going to hate everything she does.
I hate to say it, but we would've gotten pissed if she HAD shooped him.

No. 31267

>we hate her already
Speak for yourself. Im sure like with most people on here we just find her amusing and entertaining. Yeah, theres some people I'm sure some of us do hate, but I doubt this silly harmless weeb is really causing hatred in anyone.

No. 31268

If we don't hate her then why assume that she didn't shoop him out of shallowness?

No. 31269


No hate at all. She is just a stupid kid, ffs, I never could hate kids, no matter how stupid they are, because, you know, they're fucking KIDS and will probably outgrow it (and if not, THEN I could judge them).

She genuinely amuses me, and, as I can see, other anons feel that way as well. In fact, I already see her as this board's grorious princess. We've got the whole royal family of weebs on here, and I genuinely love it :^)

No. 31270

Thinking someone is shallow & vain automatically makes you a hatur? That logic you have is fucked up.

No. 31271

It seems to me that she didn't shoop him because in her delusions he's a 'supa kawaii animu kaito'

No. 31272

Thinking someone is shallow =/= hate

Also, a few people posting and agreeing =/= majority of the board

No. 31273


Amen. It's not even like she's hurt anyone, she's painfully cringey and doesn't seem very self-aware but I don't see why that warrants actual hate. She's just amusing to watch.

Sure, if she's actually 17-18 it's kinda weird she hasn't grown out of it already, but whatever. It's not like any of us DON'T think back on their teenage years and die a little inside.

No. 31274

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No. 31275

File: 1439770420623.png (745.39 KB, 720x1000, wp_ss_20150816_0030.png)

I wonder if she got jealous that her bf got more likes then her pics did

No. 31276

File: 1439770459440.png (675.79 KB, 720x958, wp_ss_20150816_0031.png)

Chin shooped to hell

No. 31277

I actually find her bf kinda adorable. I mean, he doesn't seem a complete weirdo, just a quiet, yet nice guy who is ok to hang out with, and he also seems being genuinely in love with our princess and it's sorta cute, I dunno. First love and stuff. Warms my heart for some reason.

No. 31278

Do you know him personally or something? How can you know all that from a few pics?

No. 31279

I'm a ~psychic~, kek.

Jk, I just feel that way because I believe I know that kind of guys. Now you can call me a faggut and tell to go kill myself :^)

No. 31280


Misa is an idol. She wouldn't wear this trash. This looks nothing like that character.

No. 31281

>eating sour candy or gummy bear whatever with chopsticks
This genuinely grinds my gears. Japanese people don't eat gummies with chopsticks.

No. 31282

She's not his first girlfriend and he isn't her first boyfriend either.

I thought it was already confirmed she previously went out with hobopony/aaron and pretends it didn't happen?

Also all I've seen mentioned of Ame/Brian so far is he keeps shouting at her and ignores her a lot

No. 31283

I wish we knew why her and hoboaaron broke up

No. 31284

She obviously does, she took a shit ton of photos of him.

No. 31285

File: 1439907319777.jpg (45.17 KB, 720x405, NICESMILES.jpg)

She gave him some shoop treatment in this one, but it'd be obvious if she hadn't considering what she's done to herself.

Anyone ever notice how Aaron likes most of her posts but never ones with Brian in?

Also Jim Randall cracks me up every time with his constant obsession with her smiling or not. Is he her dad?

No. 31286

Jfc what did she do to her face?!

No. 31287

She's closer to her friend than her bf

No. 31288

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No. 31289


>idol career

Oh my god

It actually makes me kinda happy to see her seem somewhat aware that she's just a dumb weeby kid trying to develop some sense of identity though

I kind of respect the fact she obviously knows about this thread but doesn't post passive-aggressive tweets or come here and white knight herself/send other white knights here

No. 31290

Since she seems still pretty delusional, I think she believes that we're her fans.

No. 31291

You know, I think maybe I am her fan, in a weird way.

No. 31292

She needs to produce more content before I'll call myself a fan.
Videos and blog entries cost next to nothing to make, Princess Pauper!

No. 31293

I've been on all the way to become her "fan in a weird way", but she's being kinda slow producing fresh milk, and it's a bit disappointing.

No. 31294

Yeah, but most cows do this anyway. Look at PT. She disappears for like months, only to reappear and provide sweet sweet milk.
I'm hoping eventually that Princess Loli-Chan here embraces her new weeb pride all the way and provides better milk, but for now I'm willing to get a good laugh out of her shitty meitu shoops and whiny twitter updates.

No. 31295

File: 1439999782013.png (587.67 KB, 720x860, wp_ss_20150819_0002.png)

>jellybeans in a glass vial
>3edgy5me tho

No. 31296

File: 1440021047533.jpg (510.79 KB, 882x674, suchmisadesu.jpg)

>Misa would totally wear lolita, right? :p

Maybe your weirdass 'good person' Misa, sure…

She's really conflicted between wanting to be a sweet innocent 12 year old princess and the urge to have teenage edginess.

Misa is not the solution to having it both ways, Princess..

No. 31297

File: 1440021706531.png (72.74 KB, 720x320, wp_ss_20150819_0005.png)

>She's really conflicted between wanting to be a sweet innocent 12 year old princess and the urge to have teenage edginess.

Seems legit, actually. (pic related.)

No. 31298

>that delusion

No. 31299

She's so annoying. I'm so glad I didn't have social media when I was a teenager. i'm sure I would of hated my teenage self too.

No. 31300

File: 1440079942627.png (53.03 KB, 627x200, wp_ss_20150820_0001.png)

Aw, looks like our Princess has been hit with a big dose of reality.

No. 31301

She's just wanting some asspats to tell her what an amazing idol she'll make.

I bet the bf is ignoring her again.

No. 31302

everyday it seems she's getting better and better at photoshop.

No. 31303

Does anyone have any good pics of her she hasn't smeared and blurred to death yet? I want to try shooping her.

No. 31304

Just go to her old instagram stuff, she didn't really start shooping until like a month ago

No. 31305


The funny thing is she looks nice without shoop, just not kawaii and dolly I guess

She has kind of mature features which is sort of shit for her when she's obviously more into the youthful, girly look

I wonder if she'll ever evolve and start using false lashes and circle lenses

No. 31306

Whats wrong with it? why do you hate chaste underage proper shy girls? lmao

No. 31307

slut detected

No. 31308

I think she's cute.
are you guys seriously hating her because she wants to appear younger?

No. 31309

I feel like if she was asian, nobody would have made a thread about her

No. 31310

i want dat k-on wall scroll

No. 31311


What are you talking about? I don't see any posts that imply that

No. 31312

People bite their nails because of stress

No. 31313


People bite their nails for a bunch of reasons, but it is kind of gross

No. 31314

Have you even read this thread?
There's like one anon who 'hates' her, everyone else is just interested in her personal brand of weeby delusion, which extends to more than just pretending to be 12.
Start again from the top.

No. 31315



What's with this sudden influx, has one of her friends found the thread and decided to whiteknight?

No. 31316

I love these kind of socks.
theyre cute as fuck

No. 31317

isnt that the costume of a lucky star character?

No. 31318

tons of weebs are into the oniichan thing.
doesnt mean they know yukapon

No. 31319

Satoko has been terribly abused by her stepfather or something like this.
she's a very nice and caring character yo

No. 31320

Rika furude is better than satoko

No. 31321

i agree

No. 31322


I think they were talking about the "#magical #littlesister #Luna" part

I think she was 'Magical Little Sister YukaPon" or something when she was an idol, idk

No. 31323

i find it cute
i want a bottle like that
reminds me of link's bottle

No. 31324

i was exactly like when I was 13
shit was embarassing
i can understand where's she's coming from
it's fun to look all kawaii and stuff when you listen to screamo or play violent videogames

No. 31325

she needs kota to help her with her PS skills

No. 31326

I was only >>31306
and i dont know her

No. 31327


No. 31328

She posted more influx of her "supa kawaii kaito" bf pics on instagram. I honestly think she finds him genuinely attractive, I mean, she SPAMMED instagram with pics of him.

No. 31329

Her new q & a is annoying because while she's still delusional, she's not entirely stupid and it bothers me. I feel like someone so delusional should be entirely stupid.


No. 31330

To be honest I think this is what makes her interesting as a lolcow. She has enough sense to know better, you can tell, but she just outright refuses. She's strangely self aware but persists this dumb act.

No. 31331

Those "facts" about her and Invitea are getting weirder and more stupid every time she adds more of them.

>Princess Trials

>noble dad, mafia mom?
>btw I am also an organic robot
>Being 12 will keep the guys away! (because I'm sure she was really fighting them off before-hand) Except Pigford of course, he gets a free pass to being with a "12yr old"

No. 31332

File: 1440161167258.png (345.07 KB, 720x736, wp_ss_20150821_0001.png)

She's self aware enough to say things like this but still delusional enough to say she's an android doll??

No. 31333

To be fair, people have crossed over Vocaloid x AIW and Vocaloid x Hetalia before.
Just not all at once, but what she did isn't so special. But I don't know much about Death Note, so there's that.
At least she's not PT delusional, right? She admits this is all pretend right?

No. 31334

From what I can tell, she thinks that she is a legit living doll and that Invitea is a real county.

No. 31335

File: 1440163252391.png (601.9 KB, 720x883, wp_ss_20150821_0002.png)

Kek at these tags

No. 31336

I think the best part is how most of these questions are pretty in depth and then just
>What's your favorite animal?

>I like Bunnies, Cats, and Snakes. >I feel like a mix between these would be so cool


No. 31337

to a new level I see

No. 31338

I noticed that it's mostly always mature faced girls who want to be seen seen as kawaii desu loli princesses. This why I don't get how she can go around saying she is 12, she looks way older than 12.

No. 31339

File: 1440168715122.jpg (14.93 KB, 300x300, img-thing.jpg)

for some reason i thought this was mikey way in like 2004

No. 31340

this issue has been brought up before,

basically so far its unclear. she hasn't said it's roleplay, so i'm assuming she believes it.
sorry for the list, i've got a lot of time on my hands.

No. 31341

File: 1440179007460.png (634.89 KB, 720x897, wp_ss_20150821_0003.png)

You're not entirely wrong

No. 31342


That's sort of an awkward picture I guess, although maybe the top is distracting me a bit, but I sincerely think she looks nice in pictures like >>30774

The dolly look doesn't exactly work great for her though tbh, but who really cares? It's probably a phase anyway

But I would really like to see her improve her sewing ability, stop impulse buying bodyline lacemonsters to save up for cuter clothes, learn2makeup, and achieve her super kawaii youtube aidoru dreams

No. 31343

Her toothy grin is actually much nicer than that weird smirk smile she seems to do all the time.

I actually hope her teeth get sorted soon so she can feel like she can go back to smiling like this.

>not Jim Randall, honest


No. 31344

why would it be ageplay? Some women prefer to be child-like, pure, innocent, cute and virginal. I dont get how its an issue.

No. 31345

File: 1440192525768.jpg (73.06 KB, 480x270, Kaelyn-1 (1).jpg)

I knew this girl reminded me of someone, she looks like an older version of Kaelyn from SSG.

No. 31346


Who said it was ageplay? The only time I've seen that spoken about in this thread is when someone said they didn't like the style of socks she wore.

No. 31347

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I may be taking this the wrong way, but I feel like she's trying to make a show of wealth by this?
Didn't we speculate that she was poor at one point?

No. 31348

calm down there, freud. It's just lobster.

No. 31349

File: 1440338992008.jpg (53.26 KB, 300x300, M4T4.jpg)

Those are tiny ass lobsters, anon. Trust me when I say they're completely affordable.
They only get pricey if they're 20 oz and above and from Maine. She's got tiny little 5 ouncers, at best, by the looks of it.
>pic related
>sage for OT seafood bantz

No. 31350

she's been getting lazier and more weeb, this time all she did was post like 1 paragraph of talking, a few links, then a spam of dress up game pictures. No real content.

How does she seriously expect to become an idol of any kind without posting serious content?

No. 31351

Maybe we should do a good thing and help her succeed, so she doesn't end up like the Queen.

No. 31352

first of all how dare you, she would be honored to end up like our queen.
But in all seriousness, this actually isn't a bad idea. I feel like it's time for us to completely turn an lolcow around for once. Sure, we sometimes try to help PT now, but we all know she's too far gone.
I'd be down for a "Turn weeb into legit idol" project.

No. 31353

Wow, you guys are delusional. She's got nothing to be an idol, unless I see her dancing video and it will show she has a good potential at dancing. This could compensate her unfortunate face features. God knows what she's got looks nothing like kawaii baby face.

No. 31354


Yes, but if you actually read this thread or her blog posts, you'd know she doesn't want to become a real 'idol' in Japan like Yukapon or Aminyan


Basically what she's talking about is wanting to produce weeby videos for fun and possibly to gain a small internet following

No. 31355

File: 1440378665737.jpg (113.3 KB, 925x591, scene-phase.jpg)

No. 31356

Well, she can dance with a mask and cute kawaii hairstyles to "block out" her more mature features.

No. 31357

Calm down there, bitter-chan.
Truthfully, I feel like she could be cute if she could be arsed to do makeup and not just rely on PS.
She would need a guiding hand towards a better fashion that's not so easy to fuck up (maybe gyaru?), and she definitely needs to stop using Penus as inspiration.

No. 31358

File: 1440446161253.png (56.5 KB, 720x206, wp_ss_20150824_0002.png)

I wonder how bad this will be

No. 31359

here ya go. it was on her twitter

No. 31360

She seriously needs better lighting.

No. 31361


Holy shit I'm cringing hard at the poses
She does seem like she's getting marginally better at makeup though, even if it's really, really, really basic

No. 31362

I think she's cute but I can't find myself to hate her.
I mean I actually want to encourage her.
idk she seems genuine and nice, just weeby.
she needs better makeup and she could look cute imo

No. 31363

Oh god she's way more autistic looking in motion

No. 31364


She seems like a nice person. Cringy and weeby as fuck, but still nice, and surprisingly level-headed for someone who pretends she's the eternally 12 years old princess of a made-up country.
I hope she achieves her kawaii weaboo aidoru goals

No. 31365

i like how she tried a more mature look this time, i feel like it definitely suits her more.
but it's still pretty messy.

No. 31366

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No. 31367

File: 1440527696220.jpg (215.9 KB, 720x705, yellowblondeisshit.jpg)

Excuse the shitty 2 minute shoop but this could have looked so much better if she hadn't used that bright yellow wig.

Yellow hair and thick black eyebrows is not a look to go for unless you're cosplaying toon link.

No. 31368

nice work, this looks a hundred times better now.

No. 31369

>making a ref to toon link
i like you anon

No. 31370

File: 1440530101810.png (61.87 KB, 720x215, wp_ss_20150825_0004.png)

Sorry dance anon, looks like you won't get your promised dance video.

No. 31371

File: 1440534471606.png (243.44 KB, 578x309, slowdown.png)

i feel like shes jumping the gun to produce content now, which naturally means the quality is going to go down (if it can go down any more, that is.)

No. 31372

such awkward poses….

No. 31373


So the answer is a Bodyline seifuku with various different accessories, then

I'm kind of hoping she doesn't actually wear that to school though
She did mention she had some 'normal' outfits

No. 31374


No. 31375



>Q12- "Do you sew all of your clothes?"

>My Answer- Not all of them, no. Most are either sewn or modified by me, but I have a few Bodyline dresses/skirts and some "normal" clothes.

No. 31376

I feel offended somehow.

No. 31377

The poses combined with the vacant expression are somewhat unsettling. It's like someone's pointing a gun at her off camera and making her weeb dance for her life.

No. 31378

she seriously shouldn't have posed with that K-On hanging on the backround. It only reminds me how too adult and not anime-like her feautures are.
Not to mention

No. 31379

I actually asked her about how she claims to be 12 with mature features. She knows she has mature features and knows she can't pass off as a 12 year old. She isn't trying to look like a 12 year old but says she is mentally 12.

No. 31380


No. 31381

File: 1440642530308.png (134.73 KB, 691x621, wp_ss_20150826_0017.png)

I don't know what she's talking about when she says "disassociate"?

No. 31382


tumblr self-diagnosis bullshit. they think they have derealization disorder of even disassociative identity disorder (multiple personality).

No. 31383


Yeah, I'm guessing what she's talking about is actually just spacing out a bit, which I'm pretty sure everyone does when they're stressed

No. 31384

i still think we should try to help her achieve her goals..
i sound like a moron sure but i still feel like she could become something good, maybe even great with a little help. she's trying, and i have to give her that

No. 31385


I don't think you sound like a moron at all. It's a nice idea.

I'm sure she'll improve a little on her own as she learns what gets her the most youtube views and instagram likes and stuff, but it couldn't hurt to send her some suggestions or something to help her along, as long as nobody is an asshole to her or anything.

Do you have anything in mind, anon?

No. 31386

possibly direct her to better costumes or something, offer her suggestions to further her "fanbase", maybe give her better video ideas so she doesn't make weird, unsettling ones like recently. that's all i've got so far, anyone else want to try?

No. 31387


Yeah, that's a good idea. You could always send her something via the contact form like "Have you ever thought about doing ____ videos?"

I'm not into cosplay so I wouldn't know how to help there, but if anyone knows of a site with better stuff, you could probably recommend it to her.

It's kinda a shame she doesn't sew more, I think that'd be the best way for her to get decent costumes, seeing as she often talks about impulse buying a bunch of Bodyline shit

No. 31388

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No. 31389

she seems mature/ intelligent up until "my mental age is 12"
I think she'll get over this in a year or too and go on to contribution interesting things to the cosplay/lolita community

No. 31390

I tried to suggest in her contact form that she try doing a lets play sort of video of the steam game Long Live The Queen but she just blanked it.

No. 31391

Yes but let's play styled videos require
>decent equipment
>good commentary
>the game to play

Judging from the style of videos we've seen so far, the princess has

>shitty/mediocre equipment

>probably awkward as fuck commentary
>no money to buy the game (since she blows all her money on bodyline shit.)

I'd be interested to see her do a game like Mad Father or Misao or The Witch's House though. They're free, so all she'd need to do is get a better recording set up and try to not be awkward during filming.

No. 31392


I feel like she'd probably like Ib, but I doubt she'd buy any equipment seeing as she could just buy a ton of Bodyline stuff instead tbh

No. 31393

I sent an ask to see if she would do a let's play of Mad Father, so we'll see what happens.

No. 31394

Well that was quick
ugh she sounds gross..

No. 31395

it gets washed out at some points. i don't think she realizes that the game is louder than her voice.

No. 31396

Maybe she is just an age player. Has moments where she regresses back into a 12 year old.

No. 31397

She sounds like she's eating cheetos while she plays this. And all she's doing is reading directly off the screen, not commenting or anything. I could just as well play this game on my own and get the same effect, so it's not rly a good letsplay.

I would accept a letsplay video filmed on crappy equipment if the commentary was good enough. As long as there's not, like, shakycam or anything. If someone could just be funny while playing a game, that'd be ok.

No. 31398


Cool, well done anon!!

No. 31399


Well, now I'm super butthurt. Dammit Princess.

No. 31400

I think she's trying to comment but her commentary is weak at best.
I feel like she's making sure not to interrupt the story, or something.

No. 31401

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A lot of cleavage for a supposedly pure doll

No. 31402

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Butthurt wannabe edgelord

No. 31403

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No. 31404


Man, she's really getting use out of that wig

I wonder if she's latched onto Misa like PT with Rukia, OrangeCitrus with Mathilda, Traci with Ariel, etc, etc

No. 31405

This wig looks so dumb on her. Her natural hair is pretty, not sure why she prefers a shitty wig over it. I guess it's more animu.

No. 31406

I wouldn't go that far. It's a shitty bodyline wig to be sure but her natural always looked a bit dull and limp, not 'pretty' per se.
She needs to either style her natural hair or invest in more/a better wig.

Apparently bf Ame Pigford doesn't like the blonde wig, so she must really dislike her natural hair to persist in wearing it.

No. 31407

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her sense of style is so terrible this doesn't even look remotely good

No. 31408

>idol costume sewing
Alright what the fuck

No. 31409

Kay guys … I love this bored as much as the next person but jesus christ … this girl is in high school. It's not like she's going crazy or being bipolar or ridiculous. Yeah her clothes aren't that great and yeah she can say some weeby stuff but there isn't really much to make fun of here. She's just some weeb still in high school. She'll prolly look back and laugh at how silly she was but for now she's a kid. She's not ugly or fat or even pimply. Is this really all you guys have to make fun of now a days?

No. 31410

Are you kidding? She's got such an unfortunate face. Plus the fact that she believes she's a forever 12 y/o living doll who's going to become an idol. That is why we talk about her.

No. 31411

iirc this thread actually started with her pretending to be an imaginary princess from an imaginary fantasy land who is forever twelve. At the age of 16-17. You don't think that sounds lolcow-worthy? The weeb thing came later.

No. 31412

I'm about 95% sure that she lurks this thread and appreciates the free publicity/criticism. She's done some pretty specific things immediately following someone here suggesting it.

No. 31413


Nah, say what you want, but I actually really like her.
She's probably the only person posted here, save for maybe Pixy, I genuinely like, and even then, Pixy is pretty bitter and awful when she wants to be

She's not going to sperg out at people or anything though. She seems a little too chill to be a "traditional" lolcow, but almost everyone posted here doesn't quite fit the mold save for Chris, PT, Raven and Quirky

There are one or two people talking shit about her but I think most of us are genuinely curious here

No. 31414

tbh it actually makes me happy to see her take our advice, though. it's nice to think that we're helping her, in some way.

No. 31415

File: 1441071026991.png (75.27 KB, 720x148, wp_ss_20150831_0010.png)

Did nobody catch this?

No. 31416

Isn't her birthday coming up? I wonder if she'd freak out on her birthday like pt

No. 31417

No. 31418

File: 1441080371206.png (74.15 KB, 720x288, wp_ss_20150831_0011.png)

Well this is just depressing

No. 31419

maybe she is more like pt than I thought … oh no wait she has a boyfriend. nm

No. 31420


Just because you're not actually 12 in any way doesn't mean you're old ffs.

Got to love that typical shitty teenage whining about bfs. Doesn't that guy have a job? Maybe date another teenager if you want undivided attention, princess. Not some beta whose finished college.

Maybe you're 'alone' because you keep posting all that tumblr 'so-anxious-don't-touch-me-world-so-scary-waahh ;^;' crap lately.

No. 31421

idk i actually feel bad for her
she doesn't sperg out and attack people like pt
and honestly nobody should feel depressed on their birthday ffs
but i don't think she should be posting about it on twitter

No. 31422

I don't mean to be a whiteknight but I don't see where you're getting the bit about wanting undivided attention? This to me just looks like she wanted her bf to visit on her birthday and he can't?

No. 31423


I'm not sure if he's got a job too, but he's still going to college. She tweeted about it pretty recently. Pretty sure they're roughly the same age, too, I think?

Part of me feels like "for fucks sake, stop being so clingy" but I guess she's still just a teenager, so it's hardly unusual.

The 'old and alone' part screams pt like >>31419 said, but maybe it was a joke? I hope so

No. 31424

she DOES know about PT, so

No. 31425


Yeah, but she doesn't really seem like the type to make fun of her, I guess

No. 31426

Does this mean that she's going to try and make an original song? hoo boy this is gonna be bad

No. 31427

File: 1441146272765.jpg (96.81 KB, 574x187, gobacktoinvitea.jpg)

No. 31428


I'm surprised she's still going to school. Isn't she turning 18?

No. 31429

I don't know about your country, but in mine I would still be in school at 18 if my birthday were not at the very end of the year.

No. 31430

File: 1441148710339.jpg (93.61 KB, 921x579, oh no.jpg)


I wonder if that's relevant to this

No. 31431

No. 31432

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No. 31433

Not defending her or anything but she seems like a nice girl tbh

No. 31434

honestly, i like how her art has improved. you can tell she spent more time on this than >>31394

No. 31435


Nah, I probably sound like a huge white knight here but I think she does, too. She just happens to be kind of fascinating in a cringy way, too.

I honestly would like to see her improve and achieve her kawaii weeby net idoru dreams.


I think she used a doll base for the idol picture.

Although maybe she used a doll base for the Mad Father LP one too, idk

Also whoa, the top she drew on the idol pic is the top she made in >>31407 I think
Fucking hell, she needs to ditch that "Misa" wig though

No. 31436

I didn't notice the top, wow

No. 31437

If PT can be an idol at 35, then the sky's the limit

No. 31438

File: 1441300347904.png (183.6 KB, 333x463, 567899 (1).png)

I apologize if this has already been noticed and talked about but I just saw this.
Looks like she follows Kiki on instagram and likes her stuff.
I love when cows intermingle.

No. 31439

She has PT on Facebook too.

No. 31440


It's not so much cows mingling as it is pdoll watching the other cows while being one herself? She's strangely aware for a lolcow and almost confirmed to lurk here.
So far she's been seen to follow
>PT the Queen herself
>Venus Angelic, recently tweeted about the visa marriage
>Kiki, liking her stuff on instagram..
>I think she also follows Berry on twitter too

The list goes on. She's a farmer who wants to become one of the cows, I'm telling you.

No. 31441


Oh my god
Well played, 'Luna', Well played.

No. 31442

She tried milking us for views and an odd kind of fans…
You know what? I respect that. Damn. Good job, Luna.

No. 31443

File: 1441326455930.png (44.27 KB, 567x417, wow prebirthday freaK out.png)

just like pt

No. 31444

>forever 12 doesn't exactly count on your birthday

no shit, it doesn't count anyway at any other time either, Princess.





No. 31445

Seeing as she probably lurks here, happy birthday, Kenzie/Luna!!


I guess I can get pt freaking out a little when she hasn't really accomplished anything at 30, but wow man, 17 is no big deal

No. 31446

For someone who clutches to something she's not, I feel like birthdays are a rude awakening for her that she isn't 12 at all. Still, with the way she's reacting, maybe we were onto something when we hinted that her being"forever 12" might be due to something traumatic.

No. 31447

>maybe we were onto something when we hinted that her being"forever 12" might be due to something traumatic.
I definitely think it is. When people have fixations like this on being a certain age or with being a child/teen in general, there's usually a deeper reason for it.

No. 31448

File: 1441384235227.png (33.45 KB, 491x368, well that was quick.png)

she sure does get distracted easily, just like we saw in >>31000

No. 31449

File: 1441391287723.png (597.35 KB, 720x900, wp_ss_20150904_0001.png)

Oh god she's still on this little sister kick

No. 31450

File: 1441394012252.jpg (66.38 KB, 599x375, COFMPgzVAAAv630.jpg)

I was wrong about her improving

No. 31451

that is cause she is using a base

No. 31452

File: 1441450011208.png (109.22 KB, 612x768, bigdeal.png)

Got some real big deal #PrincessProblems over here.

For a 'forever 12 year old' you're souding awfully like a very stereotypical teenager there, Kenzie. 'Mentally 12' my ass.

>more mood swings

>more bf does not approve of his gf trying to be a 12yr old idol princess

I wonder if she's so against marriage because her parents divorced, might be why she gets so butthurt at her dad too.

No. 31453

>ha bye
i'm just imagining her and ame pigford fighting and she just yells "sleep mode activated" and passes out

No. 31454


Boy, you can't exactly blame her boyfriend for not being too happy about her 'goal' of being an idol and never getting married

No. 31455

I wonder if he tries to make the moves on her, imagine how that would go
>"hey babe my parents aren't home"
>"but ame-kun I can't come now I'm filming a new mega sugoi video for my aidoru career"

No. 31456

File: 1441477197580.png (59.86 KB, 720x227, wp_ss_20150905_0001.png)

She saw this

No. 31457


I actually wondered if she read my post when I saw that tweet lmao

I hope so

No. 31458

well apparently this also happened

I saw that one of the names was "kerocopy" though.
I'm wondering if it's someone trying to reference our tinychat anon?
>>31000 who used the name kero?

No. 31459

As the anon who was the Kero in the chat I can say it wasn't me. Probably another farmer though.

No. 31460

i wish she would go on tinychat again and deliver us more milk
you were great at getting the milk kero anon

No. 31461

I've been thinking about it, but I feel bad for her and anyone who does this forever 12 thing unironically.

Since they are weebs usually, they are pushed with the otaku/weeb/idol ideal that young is the best, young makes everybody love you, when you are too old you're pushed out of the spotlight.
Basically what Pixy mostly think. Some either already have some sort of wired Peter Pan Syndrome, or developed it after getting down into that kawaii uuguu shit.
These girls are actually afraid of growing up because they won't be "cute" anymore.

I feel someone should snap this shit out of them, but then we won't shave milk. Deep inside though, I still feel bad because I was like that at one point and somewhat currently crying on bdays and such.

No. 31462


I'm guessing a bunch of people contacted her via the little box on her blog to say happy birthday

Honestly I sincerely do kinda hope it made her feel a little better about turning 17 and stuff


I agree. It makes me sort of sad seeing pt feeling like that when fucking hell, 30 isn't even old really, but I feel like Kenzie or whatever will probably just grow out of it eventually.

No. 31463


Same, but I don't know if she will again for awhile.
Too many immature farmers whipping their dicks out and spooking her last time.
You'd think people would know you don't get anything that way other than a shocked face and a ban. Hardly worth it.
I thought she might have done one for her birthday but oh well.

Boyfriend Pigford might snap her out of it eventually depending on how they go. I get the impression he's humouring her for now but he doesn't seem to be too into her 'goals'. Makes you wonder what made him go for her in the first place if he's not into ageplay'ish weebs.

I still want to know what she meant by 'he saved me'.

No. 31464

File: 1441504642940.png (565.02 KB, 720x884, wp_ss_20150905_0008.png)

"never get married" and then she wants to make a bride makeup tutorial?
Tbh I was so scared when I saw this before I read that it was for a tutorial. I thought we had another penus situation on our hands.

No. 31465

No. 31466

looks way better without the wig. She's kind of average/plain but not at all ugly, with the wig she just looks cheap and weird. If she'd stop with the old man bait she'd be kind of pretty.

No. 31467


Yeah, I hope she's decided to stop wearing the wig

She wants to change her name to Luna Lee Swiizka and bleach her hair blonde when she moves out. I really hope she grows out of this weeb phase before then.

No. 31468

I think we should just give her a break. She's going through her weeb phase and she'll grow out of it. IMO high school is super late in life to go through a weeb phase but whatever.

I used to do that shit when I was like 14 and do gyaru eye makeup and tag my insta pics "shota" and "kawaii". It's super embarassing and I grew out of it in a year or so, she'll grow up eventually.

No. 31469

I don't see anything wrong with her wanting to bleach her hair, I mean, it's just hair. She can dye it back, and if she takes good enough care of it, it doesn't have to look like hay.

No. 31470

You know for a fact she's only doing it because she wants to be her weird oc version of misa though.

I don't blame her dad for stopping her. The longer you can go without dying your hair, especially lighter, the better. Especially since she's still in her teens too. She should give it another year or two.

I think she needs a haircut/style more than a dye job in all fairness. Her natural color is fine.

No. 31471

Maybe she's only doing it because she just wants blonde hair, though?
Why the sudden conclusion that "she wants to be like misa"?
With PT, it was understandable, of course she wanted to be like Rukia because she was obsessed with Bleach. But Luna doesn't seem to be obsessed with Death Note, not to that extent, anyway.

No. 31472


I get what you mean, but it's quite long and if she cut it short to look more like Misa or accidentally fried it, I feel like she'd really come to regret it.

But yeah, thanks >>31470 anon. That was what I meant.


I don't want to sound like one of these salty cunts who are all "did you even READ the thread?" but genuine question, did you?
I mean, she talks about Death Note a lot. The reason she wears that blonde wig so often is that she sees it as a "Misa cosplay". It's something to do with her "cosplay band" with her as Misa and her bf as Kaito. It's kind of the natural conclusion to come to.

No. 31473

Alright however she stated that her cosplay band is an "AU" meaning it's NOT REAL.
And sure, she "talks about Death Note a lot." That doesn't mean shes obsessed with it, ffs.
She uses the misa wig for cosplay but she never stated that she's always cosplaying Misa
tl;dr- don't draw stupid conclusions
>inb4 "white knight": oh well. i just don't like when people make assumptions from too little evidence. I don't hate her, and I honestly think she's not too bad, just a bit weeb. Nowhere near obsessive.

No. 31474


Jesus christ, I was trying to word that politely and here you are being this salty. I wasn't even the anon that "drew that conclusion" in the first place.

>She uses the misa wig for cosplay but she never stated that she's always cosplaying Misa

She never mentioned dying her hair until the Misa thing hit her at full force, and by the looks of things she must wear it a lot unless she only wears it for photos. Of course people are going to assume she's aiming to look like her.

Nobody in this thread even dislikes her except a select few anons, nobody thinks you're a white knight, you're just getting pretty riled up and defensive over what I'm assuming was one anon's theory that I'm pretty sure the vast majority of onlookers wouldn't call a "sudden conclusion" or an "assumption from too little evidence".

No. 31475


Oh, I should probably add, I'm not implying she's "obsessive". Plenty of kids or teenagers go through weird cringey phases where they're obsessed with a character. If she's going through some sort of 'Misa phase', it's really not any different from her weeb phase. It doesn't mean she's a bad person.

No. 31476

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All that drama tsk tsk
Lets get back to posting about princess cow's milk.

No. 31477

File: 1441660029343.jpg (128 KB, 600x375, Twitterd8aebe5.jpg)

>weeb doing lets play of games from the most weeaboo site out there

No. 31478

>desperate to be a loli
>makes cartoon version of self have a huge rack
>seems legit

No. 31479


Yeah, sorry for getting so off-track

Man, it depresses me that she knows at least the basics of sewing, yet she buys a ton of cheap, tacky materials to make her stuff with.

I wonder if she's ever thought about learning to sew lolita dresses. She seems like she'd have the dedication for that kind of thing.


In fairness, she's probably using any old doll base she can find off dA

No. 31480

There's a bag under all of that..?

No. 31481

I wonder how her

No. 31482

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No. 31483

Oh wow…where to even begin with this? Why is there no responses to this?!

I guess the bf finally told her it's going nowhere unless she gives up being '12'.

How long is she planning on claiming to be 12 in some way or another anyway? Is she really planning on being the next queen and claiming to be a loli even when she hits the big 30?

>is being a loli so bad?!

Princess says: being in a relationship with a child is a-ok!

>its hard to look and act mature

Even children are taught not to be immature. Stop dressing weeb, saying that you're 12 and be a decent, reasonable, likeable person.
Boom, you're now looking and acting mature. Simple. It's not hard, Princess!

No. 31484

File: 1441821398971.png (28.9 KB, 580x187, excuses.png)

There is such a thing as public transport, your highness.

Or is that too common for you?
Just buy a buspass, bitch. Sheesh.

No. 31485

Maybe she lives in an area without public transportation?

No. 31486


It's still dumb of her to whine about not being allowed to use the car, but yeah, calling her a bitch is pretty harsh. She's just being an angsty teenager, it'll pass.

No. 31487

Sorry my language isn't nice enough for you, anon. I'll put one in the swear jar I guess.
Don't get me wrong, I don't hate her, she's just one whiney-ass teen. Makes me eye-roll.

No. 31488

File: 1441837448648.png (652.01 KB, 720x846, wp_ss_20150909_0002.png)

Well it looks like its happening anyway
I wonder if her dad knows about this

No. 31489


How is hard to look and act mature? She already has a very mature face, no one would ever think she is 12 even if she dresses immature. She can act mature by stop being a weeb who pretends to be 12, not that hard.

No. 31490


How about you fucking do just that, bitch

Nah, real talk, that wasn't really what I meant, but you're right. Sorry.

When I read it I was like "whoa chill, she's just a kid" but reading it again it was probably more of a "bitch pls" kinda bitch than a "fuck you, bitch" kinda bitch

Not that it matters either way. When you try putting moral standards on an image board dedicated to taking the piss out of people you're automatically a retard, I was just kind of like "whoa"

sage because tl;dr nobody gives a shit

No. 31491


I think she's just trying to make on she's naturally a kawaii loli


Oh shiiiiiiiiit

I hope it turns out ok. Fingers crossed she isn't doing it all on her own. Kenzie, if you're reading, please for the love of god use toner

No. 31492

Unless she is dying it black, that is a hard color to dye unless you're a professional. She's going to fuck it up. So sad.

No. 31493


She wants to dye it blonde, of all colours, too

Lets pray for her, anon

No. 31494

So glad I wasn't on social media in my teen years. What a whiny brat.

No. 31495

She's pathetic…wow…

No. 31496

17 is most definitely old enough to dye your hair though.

No. 31497

Please keep in mind this girl is going to be 18 soon. Why are all these fucking weirdos so obsessed with being little children forever?? Sounds like her boyfriend has some sense and will probably dump her soon.

No. 31498


Is there really an 'age' to dye your hair, though? I guess it'd be sort of worrying at <13 but it's not like waiting until your twenties until you dye it means you won't regret it or fuck it up

No. 31499

If she uses box dye, she's going to fuck up her hair for sure. Bleach in a box never works.

No. 31500

Well, most countries it is illegal to dye a child's hair with bleach, but vegetable or vegan dye or even henna is okay. She's 17 though. Most teens begin to dye their hair at 15/16.

No. 31501


Yeah, that's the freaky part
She sounds like she's trying this at home, without a professional and maybe not even with a parent


Whoa, didn't know that about bleaching children's hair. The more you know.
I don't know about 'most teens', but yeah, I get what you mean. She'll probably fuck it up or regret it which sucks because it's quite long and it'll be shit if she damages it beyond repair, but of course she's going to be experimenting with stuff at 17

No. 31502

Yeah, I mean I dyed my hair midnight blue when I was 14, then again, I didn't bleach my hair. I just out it on my brown hair and it turned very dark blue and I loved it. It was also manic and is a vegan dye, so it won't damage your hair, plus my mom said it was okay.
I kind of feel bad for her, but she needs to get a job and go to a salon or else she might damage her hair badly.

No. 31503

Shiiiiiiiiiiit, come to think of it, I wonder if Captain Pigford knows about this. I wonder what he thinks.

No. 31504

File: 1441890189625.jpg (78.3 KB, 587x583, pd.jpg)

Wow, alright, you know, I take all that back about her fucking her hair up. She's not done with it yet apparently but it actually looks pretty nice right now.

No. 31505

Looks kinda fried but honestly I was expecting some brassy uneven bullshit so I'm pleasantly surprised. The cut isn't awful either assuming she did it herself.

No. 31506


Yeah, I guess it looks tad fried if I had to nitpick, but that might also be a little to do with the shoop and filters. It's not the bright yellow straw I was expecting, either.

I mean, it could still go to shit if she dyes it too much or doesn't take care of it, but wow, I'm actually pretty happy for her. I just hope this isn't her trying to be Misa.

No. 31507

Someone needs to recommend purple shampoo/conditioner it stays platinum

No. 31508

Ok gotta give her that because it does look good especially for a home dying. It usually is all kinds of fucked up.

No. 31509

File: 1441910116633.jpg (157.31 KB, 640x360, PrincessDoll.jpg)

Gurl…dem brows. Dat fringe can only hide so much ya know.

No. 31510

To be fair it's really bad for you to bleach your brows

No. 31511

>looks kind of fried

It actually looks pretty good. I don't know if she used box or mixed powder with developing cream but the color looks good and even. Your hair is going to get fried a bit no matter how much prevention you use. Bleach literally fries the pigments out of your hair.

No. 31512

It actually looks good!

No. 31513

Maybe she's going for the toon link look?

No. 31514


Wait why is it bad please?

No. 31515

………because you might get bleach in your eyes?

It's also really easy to fuck up and bleach them too light, or do it unevenly and wind up with two different colored eyebrows. If you're going to get your brows lightened have a professional do it.

No. 31516

File: 1441972595017.png (567.49 KB, 720x940, wp_ss_20150911_0001.png)

Well apparently yes

No. 31517

I knwo this sounds dumb but I have an irrational hate for how she writes her a's in that list. They look like o's.

>plon + moke outfits

>plon music video
>moke olbum cover
>moke instrumental trock
>record vocal trock
>combine trocks
>film video
>edit video
>uplood video

Reading this through again, isn't this in a bit of a strange order? Interested to see what this makes either way. Surprised she's not willing to dance but is willing to sing her own song.

No. 31518

File: 1442082996359.jpg (33.55 KB, 987x230, pr.jpg)

Maybe I'm just not very perceptive, but
>English is my second language
Is she seriously claiming 'Invitean' is her first language or what??

No. 31519

>Is she seriously claiming 'Invitean' is her first language or what??

Legit this. She claims Invitea has its own language and that is her 'first' language.
She is 100% english speaking american though.

No. 31520

File: 1442161778711.png (1.03 MB, 720x948, wp_ss_20150913_0005.png)

Her feed hasn't been very "Kawaii dolly" lately.

No. 31521


Fucking hell, her hair started off so promising and it's yellow already

It pretty much matches her skirt in the second row right pic

Kenzie, please get some toner

No. 31522

File: 1442162971899.png (939.97 KB, 1446x1080, backstoryiguess.png)

Alright grab some popcorn because it's story time.
I did a TON of research based on her insta, because recently someone named "kyllenforever" was posting a bunch of old pics of her. (pic related)
"kyllen" mentioned "lead the way" which apparently was a band they had together? (and apparently "might be coming back" ?)
So i did a crap ton of googling and found this
find what you will from it, my work for now is done
(sorry for the shitty edit)

No. 31523

I think that's the filter she put on it

No. 31524

File: 1442172410282.jpg (88.04 KB, 585x579, princess.jpg)


You think so? I don't think a filter could make her hair that yellow without it being really obvious

No. 31525

File: 1442175586435.png (304.08 KB, 559x293, ohgoddddd.png)

apparently, it's happening
We've seen how awkward she is on camera so i pray to god she has a decent singing voice or this is going south so fast

No. 31526


Oh my god, what the fuck did I just listen to…
(and I thought I did embarrassing shit as a teenager)

No. 31527

d'you know what? You're gonna shoot me down for this but I actually think she could make it!

She's got the looks. I mean, sure a pair of fake tits wouldnt hurt her image but she oozes natural sex appeal anyway, and guys love all that 'pure lolita virgin' bullshit she pulls
[TLDR: She's a cocktease!]

She's clearly a talented writer [if that wasn't already obvious from reading her blog then idk what is. Video is proof she can write a catchy hook like it's nobody's business also. Got Down The Hall stuck in my head now. Curse her genial wordplay!]

I think Luna's going places. Dakota, Venus and even Pixyteri herself might as well step aside. Pair Luna up with the right producers and she's going places. Tokyo, America, the world! Mark my words she could conquer it ALL!!


No. 31528

What the fuck. I'm sure I did embarrassing shit as a teen (esp 15-17) but I never video taped it and put it online. This is cringy as fuck

No. 31529

Minus the obvious heavy sarcasm, I actually agree with you. If she continues to approve she can be successful, I'm sure.

No. 31530

*improve not approve

No. 31531

dang anon, that sarcasm

No. 32896

File: 1442450672934.png (718.01 KB, 720x893, wp_ss_20150916_0002.png)

Damn she's tiny

No. 32897

>that warped shower door.

No. 32899

yeah could you be any more obvious with your shoop? warping aside, those are not the proportions of a human

No. 32920



No. 32938

She needs to lighten those eyebrows. Damn

No. 33633

Has she actually said any "Invitean" vocabulary anywhere?

No. 33702

File: 1442618848768.png (446.36 KB, 720x818, wp_ss_20150918_0002.png)

So she jumped the edgelord train

No. 33739

There are bits here and there in this entry (seriously tl;dr)

>Invitea; My country, in Northern Siberia, founded Pre-World War I. (See "The Founding Of Invitea") (Pronounced "In Wit ee-ah")

>Welcriton; An Invitean word for "enemy", usually used in a mocking way.

>Talisman(s); An object, like an amulet or charm, that has either magical or special properties that usually protect the wearer.

>Kage; (Pronounced; Ka-hay); Assassins in a special Guild working for the Nobles of Invitea.

>Timorfants; A nickname for children born in the 1990's due to the scary movie craze. Roughly translates to English as "Fear Children" or "Children from Fear"

>"Bambi"; (Slang) Adjective describing someone with large eyes.

Example- "I'm jealous, isn't she so Bambi?"

>"Mutt"; In Invitea, when describing a HUMAN, it means something along the lines of the "lowest of the low". Kind of a slur also when used against non-Inviteans. When describing a dog, normal meaning.

I find it hilarious how much of 'Invitean culture' is just stolen American stuff that's been rebranded. Invitea totally did it first you guys! Just slightly differently!

Read the whole entry if you have it in you for some serious cringe. There's some gems in there.

No. 33743


Also may have just found Invitea's national anthem…

>Invitea Vivel Ame (In Invitean)

>Invitea vivel ame, Princess vivel demel ame,
>Mortel Welcritons cratmae, Invitea vivel ame!
>Invitea vivel ame, Princess vivel demel ame,
>Princess amorell ame, amorell mortel nonne,
>Invitea vivel ame, Invitea vivel ame,
>Primavel Invitea ame, spate pura ame,
>Princess pural ame, Invitea vivel ame!

>Long Live Our Dear Invitea (In English)

>Long live our dear Invitea, Longer live our dear Princess,
>Many traitors die by our swords, long live our dear Invitea!
>Long live our dear Invitea, Longer live our dear Princess,
>Our dear Princess's Love, that love will never die,
>Long live our dear Invitea, long live our dear Invitea,
>Our dear important Invitea, our dear land of purity,
>Our dear pure Princess, Long live our dear Invitea!

Pronunciation Key
A= Ah
E on the end= Ay
E anywhere else= Eh
V= W
I in Vivel= Ee
I anywhere else= Ih
U= You
-Or= Oor
Nonne= Non-nay
-El= Ell
-Mae= May (ignore A here, it's silent)

No. 33744

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Apparently her past entries were very educational on the topic of Invitea.

>Invitean Words- Special Cases

>Non- (Pronounced "Non")- Means No- Only used in a question

ex "Non greeting today?" or "Non fun?"

>Primatte- (Pronounced "Pre-matt-ay")- Means First things first, (or) first off,- Only used before a list

>ex "Primatte, you started it, secondly…" or "Primatte, I'm the realest~"

>Ephel- (Pronounced "Eff-Ell")- Means Well,- Only used to start a sentence

>ex "Ephel, it didn't really happen like that."

>Pereter- (Pronounced "Per-eh-ter")- Means I don't know- Only used when alone/ Not used in a sentence/ IS a sentence

>ex "How are you? Pereter."

>Het- (Pronounced "Heh-t")- Means Wait!, Hold up!, Whoa!- Only used when alone/ not used in a sentence/ IS a sentence

>Irakelis- (Pronounced "Ear-ah-kell-iss")- Means that annoys me, that bothers me- Only used as an ADJECTIVE

>ex "There's the boy irakelis!"

No. 33756

What the hell. Is this girl seriously over 18 writing this shit?

No. 33773

The poster and the subject of this thread are the same person. For more information, and for a fun game, please see >>>/pt/182981.

No. 33790

Moved to >>>/pt/182101.

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