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(The poster and the subject of this thread are the same person. For more information, and for a fun game, please see >>>/pt/182981.)
She literally just proved herself to be an lolcow.http://princessdollblog.blogspot.com/2015/05/jobmoney-is-difficult-thought.html#more
-bitches about no money
-bitches about not wanting a real job
-"Growing up, even slightly, is so hard ! x-x"
-possibly faking health issues?
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And of course the fugly brooch on cgl was her work. Of course
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If you're embarrassed to show so much skin, why do you post it on instagram?!
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Wtf is this
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Shitty homade ouji…..
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WTF kind of "advice" is this
she thinks she's a >super cute celeb
That font she uses is atrocious and unreadable.
Also unrelated: Wyh aren't links archived anymore?
http://princessdollblog.blogspot.com/2015/05/summer-to-do-list.html#more>Make a sale from Royally Cute
she hasnt even made one sale yet, apparently, and still continues. >Get my driving liscence
so is she a really failed adult or a stupid teenager trying to act young?>Investigate a haunted place
also just wtf why is this in this list
if she truly have health issues then nobody should blame nor hate her for saying this.
why insult someones health issues or mental illnesses?
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I thought she looked fine. Kinda cute actually
Damnit though I don't want to be seen as a lolicon
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She looks older here
Did she actually shop out her mole?
And also that loli tag
Possibly becoming self aware?
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the bait has been set
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She's a fucking child what is this
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I hate how she acts overly humble like "way i hate mu cheekbones" good for you??
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First - how does she have a 4.0 GPA?!
Second- "forgot the English word"?
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Also from yesterday>boohoo I was sick> another reference to "Sama Chan">didn't want to do dishes
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Looks like soon her shop will have a new wave of cringe worthy shit
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I looked at her blog and found this website all about her fake country http://princessdollblog.webs.com/invitea-press
If you're willing to scroll through the batshit, you'll see that she says a princess of invitea has to be 10 years old. She lists her 'reign' from 2008-current so I assume she was 10 in 2008? That would make her around 16/17 years old.
I can't help but wonder why she keeps up the whole "tee hee i'm 12" thing. Some people in the thread have wondered if anything traumatic has happened to her and, well…I don't like jumping to such serious conclusions, but I think it's a possibility. I know when I was that age I always would flaunt it because I thought I was "mature" and strove to be perceived as older than I really was. It just makes me wonder if something happened to her to make her like this. I mean, she could just be a stupid weeaboo, but something about her definitely seems off.
ok i'll bite, now im curious
i think the best way to approach this is to send her questions but word them in ways she will "understand". like talk about her country, whatever.
also. i noticed something else. she's clearly not stupid, no stupid person gets a 4.0 or whatever. but yet she completely downplays her achievements like that, and up plays her fake ones. She completely tried to invalidate the gpa thing by saying she "forgot the english word" for medal- but she posts everywhere about being princess of a fake country. thoughts?
Well you've peaked my interest anon
someone good at psychology pls figure out whats going on in that "royal" head of hers?
http://princessdollblog.blogspot.com/2015/06/end-of-school-year.html> And I do want Captain to celebrate with me!
is this "Captain" the same as the "Sama Chan" person she talks about?
You can barely ever tell what the hell she's talking about because of her weird delusions
Sama-Chan is her mom.
Captain is her dad.
"Most Invitean women would prefer to be called "Cute" (Kwisel [Pronounced "Qu-ee-cell"]) or "Innocent" or "Sweet" (Swiisel [Pron. "Sweye-cell"]) than to be called "sexy" or "hot"."
I just think she's internalized the Japanese pop culture a bit too much. This stupid shit and her "ZOMG i'm a bashful noble little princess" junk falls in line with the kind of women Japanese men are claimed to prefer even in modern day (infantile, overly naive, childishly simple and cheerful, overly feminine and kind of helpless).
I don' think she has something serious enough to be diagnosed. But she's probably a friendless "loser", and those stories are definitely either coping mechanism with loneliness; stuff she makes up both to amuse herself and to see if she can get other people to believe in it and thus display interest in her in some capacity.
Judging from the existence of this thread, she's succeeding :D
She said it was a real country and these were real happenings somewhat like Chris-chan regarding the continuity of his comics? XD
Some people get really into it and do LARPing. IDK I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt for some reason.
she stated somewhere that "captain" is also from that country
so how could she rope other people into it? aren't they sane enough to realize its her insane fantasies?
No lol that's not how schizophrenia works.
She just seems to be a bored lonely loser
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1 apparently she does have friends
2 her "best friend in the whole world" is a guy
3 is he "Sama Chan" or "Captain"?
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Also just some extra lulz
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She's still clinging to the "totally a foreigner" crap
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2 of 3
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3 of 3
I think she's realizing her own lolcowism
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? ED bandwagon
It's a fairly common practice, mostly because after foundation the face can look too 'flat' and kind of lifeless and blush adds coloration back. You don't put a lot, just the excess after you apply to the cheeks. She puts way too much on; the whole video is a train wreck.
(You can also apply a small amount to the top of the forehead and chin, depending on your face shape.)
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Oh my god
You know, today's generation is really worrying. Imagine getting run the fuck over and stabbed, you call out for help when you're practically losing conciousness but someone be like "k one sec lemme just take a pic"
She wonders why she can't find a job?
Remember that documentary "Living dolls" with ken, venus and that emily girl?
Emily was this weeb doll loli thing who re-named her same "lona" or whatever. Her family thought she was crazy, she got up at like 5am each day to do her 'doll look' and tried applying for a job in places only to be frowned upon???
At least Emz tried okay lol
she looks the same but with a wig on.
she's so weird. kinda reminds me of star ultranova in a way but less autism and better looking.
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Apparently she's going to anime mid Atlantic. Is this a con? Also. Dem brows.
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Poor attempt at "fanservice"
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>poorly executed yandere pose
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I think this is the same kid
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She spends her money on such stupid stuff
So I saw her with two guys (one of them was the guy in this pic) and a girl in the dealers room, one guy looked super pissed at the other one and she seemed to be trying to get them to stop fighting. At one point the tall guy shoved the other guy and she pushed them apart and seemed to be like talking to them? Then she left with the guy in this pic. Thoughts?? I kept trying to get closer without being weird but it was so obvious that other people were watching them too. I'm surprised that nobody got kicked out right then. Staff didn't seem to see.
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>still avoiding a job
>12 for the 6th time?
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>doesn't understand an obvious question about her sexuality
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>3edgy 5me bro
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Oh my god she's actually doing "grown up" things
i can't believe so many girls that are in their 20s think they could actually pass for 12
its very uncommon. women age like milk, its usually obvious if your older or not. and lying to be a whole decade younger is so ridiculous
are there any laws in this land? could you rape and pillage without any repercussions other than being called a commoner?>>30725
nobody actually thinks you are a loli
you are in your twenties for god's sake
>>30881>not her>yet you are the only person who called her a loli
its fine, i thought since you said "i don't want to be a lolicon" that meant you actually saw her as a loli and not a tryhard lady in her older teens, which she actually is
Make up some random situation and ask for "advice" .
Like "I don't think I can be a princess because whatever reason". And watch her spew her "everyone is a princess" speech. Definitely will work.
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I don't even know where to start with this
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whoever sent her this, thank you for the lulz
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Omfg she can't dress herself for shit
faking being rich to cover up being poor? seems legit.>>30772
she doesn't seem to refer to this sama chan anymore.
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Fan art? Really? Did one of you send this or is this legit.
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She's been mentioning someone named "Ame" a lot on instagram. Is this him?
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LMAO she actually took my bait and posted a wishlist omfg.
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Wtf is this
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and it's apparently the biggest weeb cringefest.
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her newest "DIY" post is so stupid.
basically just grab a bunch of shit and glue it together = princess accessories?
Naw im not her. I just really dont understand what the problen with that comment is.
If someone doesnt like you back, what else do you do besides move on with your life and get over it?im genuinely curious.
Haha sorry, I wasn't trying to imply you were here, I was just taking the piss.
I agree though, I don't see what the problem with her advice is. I thought it was relatively straightforward tbh
It's not like she said "if he doesn't like you back, fuck him, he's an asshole anyway" or something, she just said it doesn't mean there's something wrong with you if a guy doesn't like you back.
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So…the princess way to handle serious topics is to pretend they don't exist? I suppose politics aren't especially #kawaii.
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She posts stuff like this. And still tagged it loli. She HAS to know by now what that means, right?!
I feel like she's either really ignorant and possibly mentally disabled or doing this shit on purpose.
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She dropped a full name.
found him on FB: http://tinyurl.com/poru7tj
and found the "princess" too. her FB name is "Princess Kenzie", JFC: http://tinyurl.com/osjr8nx
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b-but anon chan she says her "real" name is Luna Lee Swiizka! Obviously
not a fake special snowflake name at all!
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The gift that just keeps on giving
i poked through her Facebook and she seems less delusional psycho and more of a normal, bored teenager who tries to imitate "kawaii" bloggers and vloggers she likes on there. she's just too clueless to realize she doesn't have any skills for anything. she frequently complains about being left out by her friends, so i think the anon who thought she was making up grandiose stories to amuse herself/ease her loneliness may have been right.
she thinks she "grew out of her weeb phase" tho KEK.
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I feel like its a combination of her mother not being very feminine looking (from what I can tell), her possibly being low income and her not having any friends.
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> actually wants to be a living doll
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More lolibait shit
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The whole thing is either typical weeb junk, those shitty Japanese candy kits, or tumblrina shit
Not to mention amazon's ita finest
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Are these baby food containers?
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Still trying to push her failing store. That pic looks nothing like her "art style", though.
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She's freaking the fuck out about something
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>shitty Halloween wig
I found somethinghttp://tinychat.com/princessdolly99
she posted it right on her twitter..
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she put a fucking donate button on her blog
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i contacted her friend on tinychat. scuse the crappy typing. I'm "lyla"
You're the boring one, what did you expect?
You even made her go off cam for awhile.
I've actually been in there for awhile now chatting. She actually seems pretty sweet.
I think most of you are off on the whole dark past causing regression thing. She seems just like your average teen who's still weeby and wants to play pretend with some sympathetic friends.
I have caps and bits of info if anyone is interested, but she actually seems quite normal. Even nice.
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Sorry for my sucky skills, but I tried to kawaiify lolichan here
P.s sorry for lame tiddy shoop
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now it's good to send to the princess-chan. This is the kind of pastel vomit she likes
youre welcome desu
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I tried but she ended up looking like a creepy anime character
i think someone should email this one >>30988
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ok I'm here and I have no idea how or why I took so many of these last night.
Hopefully someone will enjoy them, I'm cropping stuff down atm so they'll go up bit by bit as I go through them.
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I apologize for my shitty cropping, just got back from work and feeling lazy as hell
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sorry for posting that video twice, quick reply screwed me over
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I'll post some caps of their faces in a bit, still cropping down convo right now
Also dick anon sucks, he scared her and hobo off cam, I thought I wasn't going to get any pics of their faces until they came on again much later.
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I'm surprised she visits 4chan, but it seems like cgl is the only board she'll go to.
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She seemed interested in /tg/ when I told her about some of the other boards.
Also hobo left for awhile so we had a heart to heart about friend group dramas.
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She will only stop being twelve if it means getting kawaii sweets flavored booze
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Are people even still reading these? Have a picture to break things up a bit. Here we get to find out some more about hobo
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Like I said, she does seem actually quite nice.
I think she just wishes she was a dumb, 12 year old princess because she's actually otherwise very normal. She wants to be the blissfully ignorant weeb it seems.
People like Hobo will beta-orbit and enable that fantasy for her.
She talks about Ame later and he gives off friendzone vibes imo. This was while I was 'afk'.>>31020
Yeah, she never took it off.
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sorry, I meant hobo does. Though she seems to think Ame doesn't like her much? I was 'away' and capping the convo while this bit happened.
Doesn't sound like a healthy relationship. I feel like hobo is playing up the nice guy part right now.
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ok I'm done with caps now, have a face collage to finish off, I hope at least someone enjoyed all that, my duty is done
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he was trolollin you back
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looks like she got it
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>>30972>yea she is twelve
how does this faggot buy that…
its more than obvious she is older that that
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Holy shit, he is Gendo
ame is her sugardaddy confirmed
seriously, how much shit is she buying on his dollar
she made a "haul" recently so she he said no more clothes she wont wear (so he bought the haul for her) a seifuku is coming in the mail and she is either already back to online window-shopping or she is still pining for that skirt
thats probably alot right there
I think in one of the caps he says 'yeah she's 12 for the 6th time' and 'we're in the same year at school' or something so he does know, but is just really dedicated to playing the part for her.>>31035
Ya she seems way too emotionally immature and childish to have a sugar daddy. Just my opinion. Also she'd have much nicer clothes and accessories and bags and things if she had a sugar daddy lol.
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>needs to step away from the shoop
>eating with chopsticks
>in cat ears
she chews with her mouth open a TON.
guess they don't teach princesses manners over in Invitewhatever
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Should not have told her to >unleashtheinnerweeb
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this is seriously so sad. please don't ruin another fashion.
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This is so pathetic sounding
We may have given her ideas.
first she gets this pic >>31030
from email anon. then suddenly she starts using photoshop in this pic >>31042
? I'm guessing not only does she KNOW its shooped, she's trying to get into shooping cuz of it.
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Apparently we have another shitty hot glue tutorial on the way
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She's started tagging her stuff "livingdoll"
Also, doesn't going to driving school ruin her 12 y/o fantasy?
She's only twelve when convenient for her.
She said in the tinychat that once it's legal for her to drink she plans to "be 21 for a night"
I'm amazed she hasn't claimed that inviteans can drive at age 12 or something.
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Rather cringey excerpt from her Patreon
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The whole thing is cringe
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Her self assurance is appalling
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She really needs to stop shooping she looks like an alien
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Kek at the mouth tho
She's definitely not 12 if she's taking driving lessons.
I don't think there's anything against the rules about discussing minors though, is there? As long as we're not doxing her or posting suggestive photos of her, at least? Morally
it'd be pretty creepy for a bunch of 16+ anons to discuss a kid but even though there doesn't seem to be any proof she's not
12, I'm like 99% sure she's just a slightly weeby 17 or 18 year old
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Her boob shoop is atrocious
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More bad shoop.
Side note, can any anons good at doxxing bad shoop help me with these? I know they're shooped but I can't prove it.
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If you can read this without cringing, good job
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did anyone catch her wiki article attempt?
It's the editing app most of these girls use, it lets you make yourself skinnier, enhance things, make your eyes bigger, etc.
I can tell because of what she wrote on it, it's the sparkler tool.
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Her diet is total shit as usual
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Well the mystery is solved.
Looks like she bites her nails.
That's really gross.
nah dudes, I was hoping one of you guys saw it before it was removed
Kinda OT but THAT'S the guy she's dating? For some reason I was picturing him as one of those weebs who got decently lucky in the looks department or have some kind of idea of how to look after themselves and get super stuck up as a result of being the most 'popular' awkward loser
and now I'm wondering why I thought that
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Her art doesn't look half bad.. Or am I blind?
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I think you got a bit deluded after staring at her ugly mug for a while. Her art is lovely comparably.
That isn't THAT picky, is it?
If he was someone chill I knew, I probably wouldn't even notice, but he's obviously weeb as hell and obviously I don't know him but from what this princess doll chick says he kinda sounds like an asshole
It's all about contextanyway sorry for OT
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Worth isn't the same as having though.
But if she had 3 trill in play money, she still needs real money so that's where the wishlists come in
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I'm guessing she hit something
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This is so confusing.
Left out of what? The celebration of 'Luna' getting her
license. That makes no sense to congratulate her if she did nothing.
Both her and her sister must have both achieved something together. Nobody would do this.
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Someone needs to ask the princess here how long she's known our about dear queen…
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A real life chuunibyou? Just like my chinese cartoons
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Keking over the
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I hope she isn't going to eat this
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Have some fish lipped shoop
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She's actually getting a little better at it, this one doesn't look too bad
I assumed that from reading her answer from >>30869
and her whole ~kawaii pure princess~ persona
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So, I re-watched the movie "God Bless America" last night, and the main girl (Roxie) reminded me a lot of Princess. Or at least what she aspires to be when she's being #yandere.
I hate how these chicks shoop their skin. That stupid Suzy girl that's posted here does it too. It's so creepy and unnatural looking. It makes them look like blow up dolls.
I don't understand whyyyyy they do this
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lol that one of her friends on FB has a anime waifu who is about 10 years old in her series (pic related)
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wait, she makes music
from her FB and it says "iv'e been really busy" it seems to be that vaporwave like micky tries to make
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Her twitter is just as cringey…
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>"I love my new sweater!"
>can barely see sweater
>only her shooped face
>she looks like a child with scarlet fever or tb
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Lmao at these tags
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But wait, there's more
I run a blog that isn't very popular but had a good number of followers, so I get sponsor requests. I just looked at her blog, and I can immediately see why places don't want to sponsor her.
First of all, if you're running a blog like one on blogspot, you need bloglovin or something similar with a subscriber count. She has a "visitor count" which I'm assuming is the number of visitors she's had on her site, and maybe she thinks that's a subscriber count? A lot of shops require 5k+ subscribers and proof of them before they'll even consider sponsoring you. Her facebook page has 33 likes.
Second, her style isn't good, nor is her blog design. Shop owners don't want their products to be promoted by a site that looks like a neopet's page in 2005.
Third, she has her own shop. Why are you asking for sponsors when you run your own store??? That's so tacky?
It's not hard to find sponsors even if you have a small blog, but considering how much of a nobody she is, that's not going to happen.
I almost like her, she reminds me of myself when I was 14 or 15. But she's what, 17 or 18? I do appreciate that she's become our own personal lolcow.
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Huh, weird. The haunted playground she's interested in is in the same town where I grew up.
I've been several times but never late enough to see any 'activity'.
It's fun climbing the cliffs around the area, though.
I wonder if that means she lives nearby.
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I'm going to have nightmares
I'm so glad the encouragement to do some dances has worked, can't wait to see this.
I wonder what she'll wear.
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Lmao she's such a brat
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she took your advice
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It's pretty obvious that she lurks here, right after we started shooping her she started messing around trying to get good at shooping her photos.
And now this.
But I'm more curious as to whether she sees us as "haters" or "trolls" or even "fans"?
Also have some bug eyed bunny shoop
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Some 11 y/o is hitting on her on instagram, kek.
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Idk why but this is actually pretty funny to me
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Ugh, I hate these kind of socks they really remind me of ageplay.
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I can't believe she actually says shit like this
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She's found a new excuse not to get a job
At least she isn't lying about what she'd spend her money on.
I would think so, except that I've never seen a troll go quite so far.
But she does seem to be kind of baiting us? Some of her tweets and other posts just seem too conveniently weeb to be normal.
I think she's just being facetious.
She is weird and annoying but probably too self aware to really be a lolcow honestly.
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I wonder if she's talking about the same stepsister.
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Not only #yandere now
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Trolling time. And yes, I follow burry and princess doll, gotta stay updated on the LUSH DELISH milk
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So the mysterious uniform has arrived. And its cheap trash like I expected.
Also is she trying to become Yukapon?
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Weird Yukapon reference?
And more usual loli fetish pandering.
Who else is waiting on that dance video?
She did say she'd do it once her uniform arrived.
Maybe she did it on purpose. She is quite the loli baiter.>>31181
Me too, anon. She said on her facebook page that she was going to do a photo shoot so maybe she will do the dance video after?? I bet she'll fall all over herself though, this should be good.
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first of all how dare you, that is me and satoko is my precious babby and i dont appreciate these hateful comments! she is not whiny and obnoxious, she went through a lot of abuse. she might be 11 but i can still love her (oops srry for off topic)
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nah i lurk here and i found her facebook and decided to add her and she accepted
i personally find her to be probably mentally ill because she thinks shes a 12 year old whos the princess of a made-up place called invitea.
shes so carefree tho. i aspire to be that innocent and carefree, tagging all my pictures with "loli" and wearing uniforms from anime she's never heard of
i just wanna be as happy and confident as she seems to be. she has the courage to look like a complete idiot despite lurking here. she reminds me of my scene phase in like 2010.
i dont actually wanna be like the cows posted here. i probably qualify as one if were being honest but. y'kno. i just think it'd be nice to have that "xD i'm so KAWAII <3 #loli #lolita #kawaii" attitude
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i've never actually spoken to her but i can perhaps try?
one thing i know for sure: she is friends with a lot of middle eastern dudes. most people who have a lot of middle eastern people on their list are desperate for friends, even tho she only has 91. theres also some lady, defo a family member (posts pictures of the princess that arent shooped or kawaiified) maybe its her mother? shes friends with several old/middle-aged women who are probably in her family. i haven't got a ton of milk other than the fact that shes constantly uploading pics of herself and gets 0 likes on them and has her family members on there.
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thats what i was thinking. and shes not even holding it right.
pic related is apparently her boyfriend in march, they must've broke up tho.https://www.facebook.com/pennyrandall68
this is her mother btw.
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the guy in the pics name is aaron, defo not brian. besides…brian is. well.
shes downgraded a lot.
the guy in this pic is apparently her brother
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Nevermind. Just saw this.
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i dont even wanna begin with that
seems like her and aaron were together for a while, i wonder what happened. was aaron abusive? is that what she means by brian "saving" her?
so many thoughts
If you look here >>31023
I doubt she was referring to being saved from hobopony/aaron since she was talking to him
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yea then its probably not about him
That might be true but lets be fair, it doesn't read like that anon. It was likely something else he 'saved' her from.
I was thinking her previous friend group, but not sure why she'd dump hoboaaron prior. The plot thickens.
How do you send her questions like the ones she's answered on her blog?
I need to ask Princess Pigford how many royal suitors she has previously consorted with prior to this Captain Ame.
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hopefully she'll be on this time.
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as cringey as this is. I'm actually relieved to see that she mentioned getting a college degree. too many weebs think they can get an idol career and don't bother even trying to get a degree to fall back on.
that being said, the rest of this is a train wreck.
70% of me thinks we found an lolcow right before the batshit begins
20% of me bets that we pushed her to go batshit full on weeb
And 10% thinks she's trolling us
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I guess we can expect better milk when her bf goes back to college?
$5 a week on pocky is like a pack a day
a pack is <200 calories
>>31218http://princessdollblog.blogspot.com/2015/07/princess-doll-answers-questions-episode.html#more>Q10- You say that you don't have a job but you buy so much stuff from bodyline. How do you pay for it all?
My Answer- I do chores around my house for some money every week and save up to make orders.
every time someone asks her about a job, shes usually very secretive, but this time she said this.
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she made an AU for her and her boyfriend. what kind of weeb BS is this?
We've seen her art and this isn't it.
So is this traced from something?
Also her boyfriend is the fugliest Kaito I've ever seen.
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More confirmed lurking
Guess she doesn't like us calling her bf fugly
i have seen it everywhere on deviantart
it's essentially a anime character creator and also a manga maker
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Idk why I'm laughing so hard but holy fuck
How dare you disrespect Luna-hime!!!
>>31240>Idk why I'm laughing so hard but holy fuck
Also lol-ing at that royal butthurt. How do her parents fit into this royalty fantasy she has going on anyway? Are they from Invitea?
Does she have 'real' parents 'back home' and these are her temporary American ones?
I think we really need to compile a list of questions to ask her or something. I need to know if this is the second-coming of the windchime.
Could it be…. What the prophecy foretold….windchime saga…part 2?!
Also I think compiling questions would be a pretty good idea. It would alleviate most of the mystery or enlighten us on the extent of her delusions.
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Looks like she did it anyways
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I found this on her new "official homepage"
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Yeah, with top quality designs like this, I can't imagine how her shop could be doing poorly.
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>blurred the shit out of her kawaii uguuu royal porcelain doll skin
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>kept the grorious boyfriend's acne face totally not retouched
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Her weeaboo handwriting sucks.
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>Hi lovelies/Princesses! Yesterday I did a big cosplay photoshoot with my boyfriend Ame! We based it off our Au where Misa and Kaito have a band together, and Kaito is super edgy and punk and Misa was a nice good person.
>Hey bae, take a photo of me hitting this broken thing with a stick real quick, it'll show how edgy and punk I am on that Princess blog thing of your's!
So does her regular handwriting. Surely her highness was educated in writing back in good ol' Invitea?
I had better handwriting than that when I was 12 for the first time.
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The second (vertical) stroke in 青 going through the fourth stroke (the third horizontal) is a giveaway that she has no idea how to write. She makes a similar fuck-up on 色, but tries to cover it up by drawing over the stroke multiple times and I don't know if it looks better or worse than the original mistake.
Moreover, the leftmost radical in 桃 is so detached from the character it's supposed to belong to that I thought it was a completely different phrase when I first read it.
Jesus, man, there are so many wrong things. 日, 月, 火 and 水 are nearly illegible. I don't even want to look at the topmost row. Granted, my handwriting's not much better but the fact that she parades this shit around like it's something to be proud of makes me legitimately mad the more I think about it.
I have nothing against that guy as I know nothing about him, just pointed out how ridiculous it is to post overly-shoopped and totally-not-shoopped pics together.
Honestly - she seems so self-centered to me that it looks like she just didn't bother to spend time on kawaiify'ing her bf, and spent her time on kawaiify'ing only her grorious self. I may be wrong and maybe she really genuinely thought he's cute as he is and needs no edit, but this is how it looks to me.
Good point, but from a third party view, it could be either.
I feel as though we want to pin it on more shallow reasons since we hate her already.
Kind of like the hate in the Burry thread about her getting samples. We already hate her, so we're going to hate everything she does.
I hate to say it, but we would've gotten pissed if she HAD shooped him.
No hate at all. She is just a stupid kid, ffs, I never could hate kids, no matter how stupid they are, because, you know, they're fucking KIDS and will probably outgrow it (and if not, THEN I could judge them).
She genuinely amuses me, and, as I can see, other anons feel that way as well. In fact, I already see her as this board's grorious princess. We've got the whole royal family of weebs on here, and I genuinely love it :^)
Thinking someone is shallow =/= hate
Also, a few people posting and agreeing =/= majority of the board
Amen. It's not even like she's hurt anyone, she's painfully cringey and doesn't seem very self-aware but I don't see why that warrants actual hate. She's just amusing to watch.
Sure, if she's actually 17-18 it's kinda weird she hasn't grown out of it already, but whatever. It's not like any of us DON'T think back on their teenage years and die a little inside.
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I wonder if she got jealous that her bf got more likes then her pics did
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Chin shooped to hell
I'm a ~psychic~, kek.
Jk, I just feel that way because I believe I know that kind of guys. Now you can call me a faggut and tell to go kill myself :^)
She's not his first girlfriend and he isn't her first boyfriend either.
I thought it was already confirmed she previously went out with hobopony/aaron and pretends it didn't happen?
Also all I've seen mentioned of Ame/Brian so far is he keeps shouting at her and ignores her a lot
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She gave him some shoop treatment in this one, but it'd be obvious if she hadn't considering what she's done to herself.
Anyone ever notice how Aaron likes most of her posts but never ones with Brian in?
Also Jim Randall cracks me up every time with his constant obsession with her smiling or not. Is he her dad?
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Oh my god
It actually makes me kinda happy to see her seem somewhat aware that she's just a dumb weeby kid trying to develop some sense of identity though
I kind of respect the fact she obviously knows about this thread but doesn't post passive-aggressive tweets or come here and white knight herself/send other white knights here
She needs to produce more content before I'll call myself a fan.
Videos and blog entries cost next to nothing to make, Princess Pauper!
I've been on all the way to become her "fan in a weird way", but she's being kinda slow producing fresh milk, and it's a bit disappointing.
Yeah, but most cows do this anyway. Look at PT. She disappears for like months, only to reappear and provide sweet sweet milk.
I'm hoping eventually that Princess Loli-Chan here embraces her new weeb pride all the way and provides better milk, but for now I'm willing to get a good laugh out of her shitty meitu shoops and whiny twitter updates.
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>jellybeans in a glass vial
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>Misa would totally wear lolita, right? :p
Maybe your weirdass 'good person' Misa, sure…
She's really conflicted between wanting to be a sweet innocent 12 year old princess and the urge to have teenage edginess.
Misa is not the solution to having it both ways, Princess..
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>>31296>She's really conflicted between wanting to be a sweet innocent 12 year old princess and the urge to have teenage edginess.
Seems legit, actually. (pic related.)
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Aw, looks like our Princess has been hit with a big dose of reality.
She's just wanting some asspats to tell her what an amazing idol she'll make.
I bet the bf is ignoring her again.
The funny thing is she looks nice without shoop, just not kawaii and dolly I guess
She has kind of mature features which is sort of shit for her when she's obviously more into the youthful, girly look
I wonder if she'll ever evolve and start using false lashes and circle lenses
People bite their nails for a bunch of reasons, but it is
kind of gross
Have you even read this thread?
There's like one anon who 'hates' her, everyone else is just interested in her personal brand of weeby delusion, which extends to more than just pretending to be 12.
Start again from the top.
What's with this sudden influx, has one of her friends found the thread and decided to whiteknight?
I love these kind of socks.
theyre cute as fuck
tons of weebs are into the oniichan thing.
doesnt mean they know yukapon
Satoko has been terribly abused by her stepfather or something like this.
she's a very nice and caring character yo
I think they were talking about the "#magical #littlesister #Luna" part
I think she was 'Magical Little Sister YukaPon" or something when she was an idol, idk
i find it cute
i want a bottle like that
reminds me of link's bottle
i was exactly like when I was 13
shit was embarassing
i can understand where's she's coming from
it's fun to look all kawaii and stuff when you listen to screamo or play violent videogames
I was only >>31306
and i dont know her
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She's self aware enough to say things like this but still delusional enough to say she's an android doll??
To be fair, people have crossed over Vocaloid x AIW and Vocaloid x Hetalia before.
Just not all at once, but what she did isn't so special. But I don't know much about Death Note, so there's that.
At least she's not PT delusional, right? She admits this is all pretend right?
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Kek at these tags
to a new level I see
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for some reason i thought this was mikey way in like 2004
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You're not entirely wrong
That's sort of an awkward picture I guess, although maybe the top is distracting me a bit, but I sincerely think she looks nice in pictures like >>30774
The dolly look doesn't exactly work great for her though tbh, but who really cares? It's probably a phase anyway
But I would
really like to see her improve her sewing ability, stop impulse buying bodyline lacemonsters to save up for cuter clothes, learn2makeup, and achieve her super kawaii youtube aidoru dreams
Her toothy grin is actually much nicer than that weird smirk smile she seems to do all the time.
I actually hope her teeth get sorted soon so she can feel like she can go back to smiling like this.
>not Jim Randall, honest>NICE SMILES. SMILE MORE.
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I knew this girl reminded me of someone, she looks like an older version of Kaelyn from SSG.
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I may be taking this the wrong way, but I feel like she's trying to make a show of wealth by this?
Didn't we speculate that she was poor at one point?
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Those are tiny ass lobsters, anon. Trust me when I say they're completely affordable.
They only get pricey if they're 20 oz and above and from Maine. She's got tiny little 5 ouncers, at best, by the looks of it.>pic related>sage for OT seafood bantz
she's been getting lazier and more weeb, this time all she did was post like 1 paragraph of talking, a few links, then a spam of dress up game pictures. No real content.http://princessdollblog.blogspot.com/2015/08/princess-dolls-top-5-dress-up-games.html
How does she seriously expect to become an idol of any kind without posting serious content?
first of all how dare you, she would be honored to end up like our queen.
But in all seriousness, this actually isn't a bad idea. I feel like it's time for us to completely turn an lolcow around for once. Sure, we sometimes try to help PT now, but we all know she's too far gone.
I'd be down for a "Turn weeb into legit idol" project.
Yes, but if you actually read this thread or her blog posts, you'd know she doesn't want to become a real 'idol' in Japan like Yukapon or Aminyanhttp://princessdollblog.blogspot.fr/2015/05/amorsiie-project.html
Basically what she's talking about is wanting to produce weeby videos for fun and possibly to gain a small internet following
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Calm down there, bitter-chan.
Truthfully, I feel like she could be cute if she could be arsed to do makeup and not just rely on PS.
She would need a guiding hand towards a better fashion that's not so easy to fuck up (maybe gyaru?), and she definitely needs to stop using Penus as inspiration.
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I wonder how bad this will be
Holy shit I'm cringing hard at the poses
seem like she's getting marginally better at makeup though, even if it's really, really, really basic
She seems like a nice person. Cringy and weeby as fuck, but still nice, and surprisingly level-headed for someone who pretends she's the eternally 12 years old princess of a made-up country.
I hope she achieves her kawaii weaboo aidoru goals
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Excuse the shitty 2 minute shoop but this could have looked so much better if she hadn't used that bright yellow wig.
Yellow hair and thick black eyebrows is not a look to go for unless you're cosplaying toon link.
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Sorry dance anon, looks like you won't get your promised dance video.
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i feel like shes jumping the gun to produce content now, which naturally means the quality is going to go down (if it can go down any more, that is.)
So the answer is a Bodyline seifuku with various different accessories, then
I'm kind of hoping she doesn't actually wear that to school though
mention she had some 'normal' outfits
she seriously shouldn't have posed with that K-On hanging on the backround. It only reminds me how too adult and not anime-like her feautures are.
Not to mention
HOLY SHIT THE WHOLE VID IS AWKWARD AF
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I don't know what she's talking about when she says "disassociate"?
i still think we should try to help her achieve her goals..
i sound like a moron sure but i still feel like she could become something good, maybe even great with a little help. she's trying, and i have to give her that
I don't think you sound like a moron at all. It's a nice idea.
I'm sure she'll improve a little on her own as she learns what gets her the most youtube views and instagram likes and stuff, but it couldn't hurt to send her some suggestions or something to help her along, as long as nobody is an asshole to her or anything.
Do you have anything in mind, anon?
Yeah, that's a good idea. You could always send her something via the contact form like "Have you ever thought about doing ____ videos?"
I'm not into cosplay so I wouldn't know how to help there, but if anyone knows of a site with better stuff, you could probably recommend it to her.
It's kinda a shame she doesn't sew more, I think that'd be the best way for her to get decent costumes, seeing as she often talks about impulse buying a bunch of Bodyline shit
she seems mature/ intelligent up until "my mental age is 12"
I think she'll get over this in a year or too and go on to contribution interesting things to the cosplay/lolita community
Yes but let's play styled videos require>decent equipment>good commentary>the game to play
Judging from the style of videos we've seen so far, the princess has
>shitty/mediocre equipment>probably awkward as fuck commentary>no money to buy the game (since she blows all her money on bodyline shit.)
I'd be interested to see her do a game like Mad Father or Misao or The Witch's House though. They're free, so all she'd need to do is get a better recording set up and try to not be awkward during filming.
Well that was quick
ugh she sounds gross..
She sounds like she's eating cheetos while she plays this. And all she's doing is reading directly off the screen, not commenting or anything. I could just as well play this game on my own and get the same effect, so it's not rly a good letsplay.>>31391
I would accept a letsplay video filmed on crappy equipment if the commentary was good enough. As long as there's not, like, shakycam or anything. If someone could just be funny while playing a game, that'd be ok.
I think she's trying to comment but her commentary is weak at best.
I feel like she's making sure not to interrupt the story, or something.
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A lot of cleavage for a supposedly pure doll
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Butthurt wannabe edgelord
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Man, she's really getting use out of that wig
I wonder if she's latched onto Misa like PT with Rukia, OrangeCitrus with Mathilda, Traci with Ariel, etc, etc
I wouldn't go that far. It's a shitty bodyline wig to be sure but her natural always looked a bit dull and limp, not 'pretty' per se.
She needs to either style her natural hair or invest in more/a better wig.
Apparently bf Ame Pigford doesn't like the blonde wig, so she must really dislike her natural hair to persist in wearing it.
Nah, say what you want, but I actually really like her.
She's probably the only person posted here, save for maybe Pixy, I genuinely like, and even then, Pixy is pretty bitter and awful when she wants to be
She's not going to sperg out at people or anything though. She seems a little too chill to be a "traditional" lolcow, but almost everyone posted here doesn't quite fit the mold save for Chris, PT, Raven and Quirky
There are one or two people talking shit about her but I think most of us are genuinely curious here
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Did nobody catch this?
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Well this is just depressing
Just because you're not actually 12 in any way doesn't mean you're old ffs.
Got to love that typical shitty teenage whining about bfs. Doesn't that guy have a job? Maybe date another teenager if you want undivided attention, princess. Not some beta whose finished college.
Maybe you're 'alone' because you keep posting all that tumblr 'so-anxious-don't-touch-me-world-so-scary-waahh ;^;' crap lately.
idk i actually feel bad for her
she doesn't sperg out and attack people like pt
and honestly nobody should feel depressed on their birthday ffs
but i don't think she should be posting about it on twitter
I'm not sure if he's got a job too, but he's still going to college. She tweeted about it pretty recently. Pretty sure they're roughly the same age, too, I think?
Part of me feels like "for fucks sake, stop being so clingy" but I guess she's still just a teenager, so it's hardly unusual.
The 'old and alone' part screams pt like >>31419
said, but maybe it was a joke? I hope so
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I wonder if that's relevant to this
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Nah, I probably sound like a huge white knight here but I think she does, too. She just happens to be kind of fascinating in a cringy way, too.
I honestly would like to see her improve and achieve her kawaii weeby net idoru dreams.>>31434
I think she used a doll base for the idol picture.
Although maybe she used a doll base for the Mad Father LP one too, idk
Also whoa, the top she drew on the idol pic is the top she made in >>31407
Fucking hell, she needs to ditch that "Misa" wig though
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I apologize if this has already been noticed and talked about but I just saw this.
Looks like she follows Kiki on instagram and likes her stuff.
I love when cows intermingle.
It's not so much cows mingling as it is pdoll watching the other cows while being one herself? She's strangely aware for a lolcow and almost confirmed to lurk here.
So far she's been seen to follow>PT the Queen herself>Venus Angelic, recently tweeted about the visa marriage>Kiki, liking her stuff on instagram..>I think she also follows Berry on twitter too
The list goes on. She's a farmer who wants to become one of the cows, I'm telling you.
Oh my god
Well played, 'Luna', Well played.
She tried milking us for views and an odd kind of fans…
You know what? I respect that. Damn. Good job, Luna.
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just like pt
>>31443>forever 12 doesn't exactly count on your birthday
no shit, it doesn't count anyway at any other time either, Princess.
YOU ARE 17.
YOU ARE A TEENAGER. YOU HAVE BEEN FOR A GOOD WHILE NOW.
YOUR ARE NOT A LOLI PRINCESS.
GET OVER IT.
Seeing as she probably lurks here, happy birthday, Kenzie/Luna!!>>31443
I guess I can get pt freaking out a little when she hasn't really accomplished anything at 30, but wow man, 17 is no big deal
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she sure does get distracted easily, just like we saw in >>31000
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Oh god she's still on this little sister kick
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I was wrong about her improving
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Got some real big deal #PrincessProblems over here.
For a 'forever 12 year old' you're souding awfully like a very stereotypical teenager there, Kenzie. 'Mentally 12' my ass.
>more mood swings
>more bf does not approve of his gf trying to be a 12yr old idol princess
I wonder if she's so against marriage because her parents divorced, might be why she gets so butthurt at her dad too.
i'm just imagining her and ame pigford fighting and she just yells "sleep mode activated" and passes out
I actually wondered if she read my post when I saw that tweet lmao
I hope so
well apparently this also happenedhttp://princessdollblog.blogspot.com/2015/09/thank-you-for-birthday-wishes.html
I saw that one of the names was "kerocopy" though.
I'm wondering if it's someone trying to reference our tinychat anon?>>31000
who used the name kero?
i wish she would go on tinychat again and deliver us more milk
you were great at getting the milk kero anon
I'm guessing a bunch of people contacted her via the little box on her blog to say happy birthday
Honestly I sincerely do kinda hope it made her feel a little better about turning 17 and stuff>>31461
I agree. It makes me sort of sad seeing pt feeling like that when fucking hell, 30 isn't even old really, but I feel like Kenzie or whatever will probably just grow out of it eventually.
Same, but I don't know if she will again for awhile.
Too many immature farmers whipping their dicks out and spooking her last time.
You'd think people would know you don't get anything that way other than a shocked face and a ban. Hardly worth it.
I thought she might have done one for her birthday but oh well.>>31462
Boyfriend Pigford might snap her out of it eventually depending on how they go. I get the impression he's humouring her for now but he doesn't seem to be too into her 'goals'. Makes you wonder what made him go for her in the first place if he's not into ageplay'ish weebs.
I still want to know what she meant by 'he saved me'.
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"never get married" and then she wants to make a bride makeup tutorial?
Tbh I was so scared when I saw this before I read that it was for a tutorial. I thought we had another penus situation on our hands.
Yeah, I hope she's decided to stop wearing the wig
She wants to change her name to Luna Lee Swiizka and bleach her hair blonde when she moves out. I really hope she grows out of this weeb phase before then.
I think we should just give her a break. She's going through her weeb phase and she'll grow out of it. IMO high school is super late in life to go through a weeb phase but whatever.
I used to do that shit when I was like 14 and do gyaru eye makeup and tag my insta pics "shota" and "kawaii". It's super embarassing and I grew out of it in a year or so, she'll grow up eventually.
You know for a fact she's only doing it because she wants to be her weird oc version of misa though.
I don't blame her dad for stopping her. The longer you can go without dying your hair, especially lighter, the better. Especially since she's still in her teens too. She should give it another year or two.
I think she needs a haircut/style more than a dye job in all fairness. Her natural color is fine.
Maybe she's only doing it because she just wants blonde hair, though?
Why the sudden conclusion that "she wants to be like misa"?
With PT, it was understandable, of course she wanted to be like Rukia because she was obsessed with Bleach. But Luna doesn't seem to be obsessed with Death Note, not to that extent, anyway.
I get what you mean, but it's quite long and if she cut it short to look more like Misa or accidentally fried it, I feel like she'd really come to regret it.
But yeah, thanks >>31470
anon. That was what I meant.>>31471
I don't want to sound like one of these salty cunts who are all "did you even READ the thread?" but genuine question, did you?
I mean, she talks about Death Note a lot. The reason she wears that blonde wig so often is that she sees it as a "Misa cosplay". It's something to do with her "cosplay band" with her as Misa and her bf as Kaito. It's kind of the natural conclusion to come to.
Alright however she stated that her cosplay band is an "AU" meaning it's NOT REAL.
And sure, she "talks about Death Note a lot." That doesn't mean shes obsessed with it, ffs.
She uses the misa wig for cosplay but she never stated that she's always cosplaying Misa
tl;dr- don't draw stupid conclusions >inb4 "white knight": oh well. i just don't like when people make assumptions from too little evidence. I don't hate her, and I honestly think she's not too bad, just a bit weeb. Nowhere near obsessive.
Jesus christ, I was trying to word that politely and here you are being this salty. I wasn't even the anon that "drew that conclusion" in the first place.
>She uses the misa wig for cosplay but she never stated that she's always cosplaying Misa
She never mentioned dying her hair until the Misa thing hit her at full force, and by the looks of things she must wear it a lot unless she only wears it for photos. Of course people are going to assume she's aiming to look like her.
Nobody in this thread even dislikes her except a select few anons, nobody thinks you're a white knight, you're just getting pretty riled up and defensive over what I'm assuming was one anon's theory that I'm pretty sure the vast majority of onlookers wouldn't call a "sudden conclusion" or an "assumption from too little evidence".
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All that drama tsk tsk
Lets get back to posting about princess cow's milk.
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>weeb doing lets play of games from the most weeaboo site out there
Yeah, sorry for getting so off-track
Man, it depresses me that she knows at least the basics of sewing, yet she buys a ton of cheap, tacky materials to make her stuff with.
I wonder if she's ever thought about learning to sew lolita dresses. She seems like she'd have the dedication for that kind of thing.>>31478
In fairness, she's probably using any old doll base she can find off dA
I wonder how her >#1stdayofschool
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Oh wow…where to even begin with this? Why is there no responses to this?!
I guess the bf finally told her it's going nowhere unless she gives up being '12'.
How long is she planning on claiming to be 12 in some way or another anyway? Is she really planning on being the next queen and claiming to be a loli even when she hits the big 30?
>is being a loli so bad?!
Princess says: being in a relationship with a child is a-ok!
>its hard to look and act mature
Even children are taught not to be immature. Stop dressing weeb, saying that you're 12 and be a decent, reasonable, likeable person.
Boom, you're now looking and acting mature. Simple. It's not hard, Princess!
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There is such a thing as public transport, your highness.
Or is that too common for you?
Just buy a buspass, bitch. Sheesh.
Sorry my language isn't nice enough for you, anon. I'll put one in the swear jar I guess.
Don't get me wrong, I don't hate her, she's just one whiney-ass teen. Makes me eye-roll.
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Well it looks like its happening anyway
I wonder if her dad knows about this
How about you fucking do just that, bitch
Nah, real talk, that wasn't really what I meant, but you're right. Sorry.
When I read it I was like "whoa chill, she's just a kid" but reading it again it was probably more of a "bitch pls" kinda bitch than a "fuck you, bitch" kinda bitch
Not that it matters either way. When you try putting moral standards on an image board dedicated to taking the piss out of people you're automatically a retard, I was just kind of like "whoa"
sage because tl;dr nobody gives a shit
I think she's just trying to make on she's naturally a kawaii loli>>31488
I hope it turns out ok. Fingers crossed she isn't doing it all on her own. Kenzie, if you're reading, please for the love of god use toner
She wants to dye it blonde, of all colours, too
Lets pray for her, anon
Yeah, that's the freaky part
She sounds like she's trying this at home, without a professional and maybe not even with a parent>>31500
Whoa, didn't know that about bleaching children's hair. The more you know.
I don't know about 'most teens', but yeah, I get what you mean. She'll probably fuck it up or regret it which sucks because it's quite long and it'll be shit if she damages it beyond repair, but of course she's going to be experimenting with stuff at 17
Yeah, I mean I dyed my hair midnight blue when I was 14, then again, I didn't bleach my hair. I just out it on my brown hair and it turned very dark blue and I loved it. It was also manic and is a vegan dye, so it won't damage your hair, plus my mom said it was okay.
I kind of feel bad for her, but she needs to get a job and go to a salon or else she might damage her hair badly.
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Wow, alright, you know, I take all that back about her fucking her hair up. She's not done with it yet apparently but it actually looks pretty nice right now.
Yeah, I guess it looks tad fried if I had to nitpick, but that might also be a little to do with the shoop and filters. It's not the bright yellow straw I was expecting, either.
I mean, it could still go to shit if she dyes it too much or doesn't take care of it, but wow, I'm actually pretty happy for her. I just hope this isn't her trying to be Misa.
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Gurl…dem brows. Dat fringe can only hide so much ya know.
………because you might get bleach in your eyes?
It's also really easy to fuck up and bleach them too light, or do it unevenly and wind up with two different colored eyebrows. If you're going to get your brows lightened have a professional do it.
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Well apparently yes
I knwo this sounds dumb but I have an irrational hate for how she writes her a's in that list. They look like o's.
>plon + moke outfits>plon music video>moke olbum cover>moke instrumental trock>record vocal trock>combine trocks>onnounce>film video>edit video>uplood video
Reading this through again, isn't this in a bit of a strange order? Interested to see what this makes either way. Surprised she's not willing to dance but is willing to sing her own song.
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Maybe I'm just not very perceptive, but
>English is my second language
Is she seriously claiming 'Invitean' is her first language or what??
>>31518>Is she seriously claiming 'Invitean' is her first language or what??
Legit this. She claims Invitea has its own language and that is her 'first' language.
She is 100% english speaking american though.
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Her feed hasn't been very "Kawaii dolly" lately.
Fucking hell, her hair started off so promising and it's yellow already
It pretty much matches her skirt in the second row right pic
Kenzie, please get some toner
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Alright grab some popcorn because it's story time.
I did a TON of research based on her insta, because recently someone named "kyllenforever" was posting a bunch of old pics of her. (pic related)
"kyllen" mentioned "lead the way" which apparently was a band they had together? (and apparently "might
be coming back" ?)
So i did a crap ton of googling and found this>http://leadthewayband.webs.com/
find what you will from it, my work for now is done
(sorry for the shitty edit)
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You think so? I don't think a filter could make her hair that yellow without it being really obvious
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apparently, it's happening >http://dollectric-album.webs.com
We've seen how awkward she is on camera so i pray to god she has a decent singing voice or this is going south so fast
Oh my god, what the fuck did I just listen to…
(and I thought I did embarrassing shit as a teenager)
d'you know what? You're gonna shoot me down for this but I actually think she could make it!
She's got the looks. I mean, sure a pair of fake tits wouldnt hurt her image but she oozes natural sex appeal anyway, and guys love all that 'pure lolita virgin' bullshit she pulls
[TLDR: She's a cocktease!]
She's clearly a talented writer [if that wasn't already obvious from reading her blog then idk what is. Video is proof she can write a catchy hook like it's nobody's business also. Got Down The Hall stuck in my head now. Curse her genial wordplay!]
I think Luna's going places. Dakota, Venus and even Pixyteri herself might as well step aside. Pair Luna up with the right producers and she's going places. Tokyo, America, the world! Mark my words she could conquer it ALL!!
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Damn she's tiny
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So she jumped the edgelord train
There are bits here and there in this entry (seriously tl;dr)http://princessdollblog.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/invitea-blog-transfer.html#more
>Invitea; My country, in Northern Siberia, founded Pre-World War I. (See "The Founding Of Invitea") (Pronounced "In Wit ee-ah")
>Welcriton; An Invitean word for "enemy", usually used in a mocking way.
>Talisman(s); An object, like an amulet or charm, that has either magical or special properties that usually protect the wearer.
>Kage; (Pronounced; Ka-hay); Assassins in a special Guild working for the Nobles of Invitea.
>Timorfants; A nickname for children born in the 1990's due to the scary movie craze. Roughly translates to English as "Fear Children" or "Children from Fear"
>"Bambi"; (Slang) Adjective describing someone with large eyes.
Example- "I'm jealous, isn't she so Bambi?"
>"Mutt"; In Invitea, when describing a HUMAN, it means something along the lines of the "lowest of the low". Kind of a slur also when used against non-Inviteans. When describing a dog, normal meaning.
I find it hilarious how much of 'Invitean culture' is just stolen American stuff that's been rebranded. Invitea totally did it first you guys! Just slightly differently!
Read the whole entry if you have it in you for some serious cringe. There's some gems in there.
Also may have just found Invitea's national anthem…
>Invitea Vivel Ame (In Invitean)>Invitea vivel ame, Princess vivel demel ame,>Mortel Welcritons cratmae, Invitea vivel ame!>Invitea vivel ame, Princess vivel demel ame,>Princess amorell ame, amorell mortel nonne,>Invitea vivel ame, Invitea vivel ame,>Primavel Invitea ame, spate pura ame,>Princess pural ame, Invitea vivel ame!
>Long Live Our Dear Invitea (In English)>Long live our dear Invitea, Longer live our dear Princess,>Many traitors die by our swords, long live our dear Invitea!>Long live our dear Invitea, Longer live our dear Princess,>Our dear Princess's Love, that love will never die,>Long live our dear Invitea, long live our dear Invitea,>Our dear important Invitea, our dear land of purity,>Our dear pure Princess, Long live our dear Invitea!
E on the end= Ay
E anywhere else= Eh
I in Vivel= Ee
I anywhere else= Ih
-Mae= May (ignore A here, it's silent)
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Apparently her past entries were very educational on the topic of Invitea.
>Invitean Words- Special Cases
>Non- (Pronounced "Non")- Means No- Only used in a question
ex "Non greeting today?" or "Non fun?"
>Primatte- (Pronounced "Pre-matt-ay")- Means First things first, (or) first off,- Only used before a list>ex "Primatte, you started it, secondly…" or "Primatte, I'm the realest~"
>Ephel- (Pronounced "Eff-Ell")- Means Well,- Only used to start a sentence>ex "Ephel, it didn't really happen like that."
>Pereter- (Pronounced "Per-eh-ter")- Means I don't know- Only used when alone/ Not used in a sentence/ IS a sentence>ex "How are you? Pereter."
>Het- (Pronounced "Heh-t")- Means Wait!, Hold up!, Whoa!- Only used when alone/ not used in a sentence/ IS a sentence
>Irakelis- (Pronounced "Ear-ah-kell-iss")- Means that annoys me, that bothers me- Only used as an ADJECTIVE>ex "There's the boy irakelis!"
The poster and the subject of this thread are the same person. For more information, and for a fun game, please see >>>/pt/182981