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I doubt she is looking for a kid. She says she looks up birth stories to scare her away from having children and thinks of them as "crotch fruit".
~I'm a lucky girl...whose dream came true
but underneath it all...I'm just like you~
She's clearly insecure about her lips, why not just get fillers with her [husband's] millions of dollars? ffs
"for every dream shattered another comes true, but when my dreams are broken yours are broken too."
does anyone else follow game grumps on twitter? I pretty much dont even bother going on twitter on saturday since on "cutiesaturday" retweet fanart 80% of which is pretty lewd.
I wonder what snoozy thinks about the current state of her body hehe
The subsequent "Let's Play" videos with this G concept are equally as painful.
I know it's April Fool's and I guess an attempt to satirize the concept of Let's Play? but it's jut kind of cringey.
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She sure does complain a lot for someone who doesn't have a real job and doesn't even do shit.
Sitting and playing videos and opening boxes must be so hard. Same with glueing bugs to a frame and ordering jewelry to re-sell twice the price to people. Her life is soooooo hard you guys.
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Pretty sure it's a wig, but this makeup and hair style makes her almost look….dare I say….. cute? Like nothing spectacular but imo an improvement none the less
ia on the wig and even her brows are more tolerable than usual! but dear god i want to just pin her down and wipe away those stupid inner corners of her eyeliner so bad…
(now if only she looked like her photoshop self irl instead of the first alien to ever develop FAS….)
Look at the sketchy wobbly line between her jaw and the wig
in the last thread someone said that he uses it to distract for magic tricks
but he hasn't talked about magic in forever so i don't doubt it's just for attention now
She said that he tried practicing magic in the past when they were first dating and that he "was really good at it", which means nothing coming from Suzy since she thinks not totally sucking at something = really good.>>283604
She is always trying to preach that "Us girls need to stick together and stop trying to tear each other down " bullshit, yet she is always throwing shade at other women like this because she thinks she is so above them all.
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I don't think it was a joke, she was drunk tweeting.
Who the fuck cares if she's bisexual. She's married to ross. What an attention whore.>>284075
I guess opression points?? She's obnoxious
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I s2g she only has one pair of jeans and one belt that she actually wears outside and it makes me irrationally angry considering how many goddamn pieces of clothing she has.
What brand are these jeans?
Are they super comfortable?
Are they the only thing that consistently fit her?
I am pained.
Cuz LA has really beautiful girls doing her style 10x better with better taste and fashion sense so Suzy feels intimidated
Can we stop asking the same goddamn questions over and over. Jfc
Pretty much what >>284633
said. It's similar, but there are plenty of bisexuals who wouldn't date someone who is trans, etc. so the term pan just helps clarify.
"Pansexual" often gets thrown around by tumblrinas and it may sound like one of their ~special~ sexuality/gender identities, but the term has been around since the early 1900's.
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since holly is pan i want to see her suck suzy's tits and gargle arin's balls while dan and ross watch and jack off onto her face
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I know you're trying to be shocking and all, but Game Grumps fans are just that perverted
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Tomi Lahren, why are you here?
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At least she knows.
I bet she doesn't do any arm exercises. Actually she probably doesn't do any exercising to begin with.
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These shoes are SO DAMN UGLY. Is this what you have to wear when you start growing cankles?
(in order of vid thumbnail)
1: mom trying to dress up for a theme day at the office
2: as a 'summer festival' outfit, the girl who stands at the back with those floaty thin layers stuck to her sweaty skin, holding her heels in her hands because she didn't consider how long she'd be standing in them
3: what has more boning, the design of the dress or the shapewear needed to restrain her to a semi-human shape again? voted most likely to respond to every attempt to speak with her with "i have a boyfriend, thanks"
"LIKE LOOKING BACK NOW I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE WORN DIFFERENT SHOES"
fucking lol is she learning? is it sentient??
clump of fur/hair above the kat on shirt
photoshopping the shit out of her face; the wig makes it even more noticable
suzy what the fuck are you even doing
cant you hire someone with arins money to shop you properly
in that photo you can see she has a pretty well-defined philtrum and cupid's bow.
it's not FAS, they're just ugly.
Wow, she looks so much better than Suzy. It's actually kind of astounding.
She's wearing makeup but it's done well. It's not caked on. She doesn't look like a ghost with red lips. No overly thick chav eyeliner either.
She looks completely normal.
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bitch looks like a gorilla
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This is from September… most recent one of them together, I think… unless there's one on Suzy's insta.
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Christ, I just went on youtube to see their latest loot crate opening to see how different they look compared to last time, they're so fat now, there's no way suzy fits a medium and arin a large. I knew arin was fat but geez I didn't know he gained that much weight these past couple months. Also lmao at how excited suzy got when they opened up Tupperware containers exclaiming they were for snacks and how she couldn't wait to put snacks in them. This was from a month ago
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Arin definantly has an actual double chin by now and is using his beard to hide it, too bad suzy can't do the same
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>>287858> these two aren't even into their thirties yet.
They aren't?? I thought Arin was 30?
I think he was born in 87 or 88. I'm pretty sure 87, and he just turned 30.
>tfw 30 but look 10 years younger
I'm starting to appreciate it. Too bad looking young doesn't mean thin/pretty tho. Oh well, at least I'm not Suzy.
Oh god this is so cringy, God damn this explains why he's so fat
Also what's up with all these recent eating videos from them? This is like the third one this year
At least Doodle Doods has Chris and other people that are funny
And Ross is tolerable when it's art related
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The airbrushing does NO favors on that gap between her nose and mouth. This looks downright freaky….
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holy fuck that editing though. It took me two seconds in ps to take out her nostrils and it doesnt even look that different to the original photo
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It's so amazing how Suzy can have an identical twin that looks so much better than her. It really goes to show you how she just does not take care of herself.
tbh it's kind of sad.
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Fucking "Gothic Ice cream"…
I'm suprised the twirl at the end doesn't have Jack Skellington walking across it.
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Of course something that might look cute is ruined by the shoes
That just looks like it's chocolate flavored
Maybe if it was black then it would look Gothic but it's just chocolate brown
Nice try snooze, you juat wanted an excuse to eat a triple chocolate ice cream
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Maybe their subscribers just like to watch them eat
>This goth icecream was SO GOOD I couldn't stop at just one. I was soo full in the end, but it was totally worth it.
You could honestly take a picture of Suzy and her sister next to each other and frame it as a before and after diet picture.
How can she cram all of this calorie-laden junk into her system and then blame it on genetics later? What a hog.
Welp, the Game Grumps have officially entered Fat Elvis territory:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut_butter,_banana_and_bacon_sandwich
I wonder if Arin will be in the middle of recording an episode when he clutches his chest in a cardiac spasm or whether he'll do it in the middle of shitting like the King.
tbh that does look really tasty. Chocolate with chocolate cookie chunks and a chocolate cone. Calling it gothic is stupid. "Chocolate Lover's" or something like that would be better
also lol "I couldn't just stop at one." Oh Suzy…
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It's hilarious because apparently she saw it and couldn't control herself and just HAD to go get one the next day
So she's had at least three if she had more than one the first day and then went back again the next and she probably had more than one then as well.
This is why every video her cheeks get a little fuller, her double chin becomes more prominent and she seems out of breath during her opening lines.
I wonder what the future holds in two years or so? Maybe she'll be reviewing tubs of ice cream and mobility scooters…
That would honestly make my day. She'll be so fat that even she won't want to appear on camera anymore. An end to her shitty ootd videos since there won't be anything she can't wear without looking like a stuffed sausage. Everyone pointing out how fat and gross she has become. Her neckbeard white knights foaming at mouth at all the mean comments their "queen" is getting. Arin making some cringey, long winded post trying to defend her.
It'd be like waking up on Christmas morning to a blowjob.
Which is funny, considering they seem like the type of people who would hate Suzy. Someone even brought up a few threads ago that Oney made fun of girls saying "my thyroid!!" on an episode he did with Arin. It was around the time Suzy was in full on thyroid crisis mode. You have to wonder if any of his friends have ever talked to him about his relationship.
I'm pretty sure Oney is actually living with them right now.
sorry for imageboard italics fail.
Faces with a huge gap between top lip and nose are considered much less cute and/or attractive than those that don't. I remember reading that somewhere and not understanding how that could matter - now seeing these two girls, it makes sense. It makes you look borderline retarded.
Jean is still far cuter than Snooz tho.
Jean has learned keeping slim, a warmer hair color, and straight across bangs do her wonders. Suzy, unfortunately, think she's better than that.
Don't be a Suzy if you're a twin.
Stive to be the Jean.
"couldn't stop at just one"
Are you fucking kidding me? Suzy can now never EVER blame her thyroid on her weight gain, this is just gluttonous and disgusting. She's officially my thinspiration.
Holy shit, I just solved the mystery.
The "thyroid" and "genetics" Suzy keeps blaming…I bet they're different flavors of ice cream! It all makes sense now.
no you misunderstand
Thyroid = "goth" flavored ice cream
Genetics = doughnuts
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Reminds me of Aloy with smaller eyes and a flatter philtrum
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Flashback to the day before she stopped caring
also her mom has quite the mileage between her nose and mouth too, guess that's where she got it from
i dont understand why people freak out about a sleeve and no random little tattoos along with it. it is a big commitment and perfectly fine to have just that. i agree with other anon, a bunch of small tattoos end up looking a little trashy imo seems like one big semi cohesive tattoo is plenty enough.
there is a lot about suzy that cringe, but honestly there is nothing wrong with wanting a sleeve and leaving it at that.
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well, /snow/, what did she do?
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Just in, local girl thrown into jail after gorging on every last pastry in store due to not paying as husband wasn't there to fork out the bill.
" Well you know how it is… I couldn't stop at just one! Also buy my merch"
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>Going to an audition today!
…for what? The Biggest Loser?
I really hate how often she uses this filter
It solidifies her middle-aged mom-ness
gab is just an internet friend
also, i watched her before finding out she was friends with suzie. when she came back from america trip, she got annoying as fuck…
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I guess we're finally going to learn the reason why Suzy has been constantly complaining for the last year! Any thoughts on what this will be? My guesses are a clothing line/collaboration or something related to her Etsy store.
I watched her too and she clearly got lucky bc gab used to tweet and @ suzy and gamegrumps all the time and was ignored 100% until she got the Quiet model to push her forward
and gab is a free guide for japan whenever they visit
it's sad, a youtuber with potential getting ruined by hanging out with those abominations
i've stopped watching her, but im still subbed. the re7 lp was too annoying. i think i tried watching zelda and it was too.
i hope when she put out something i want to watch again, it isnt her being a annoying tryhard and is back to her honest self
yeah same here, she used to be so sweet and gentle and fun, even when she kept repeatedly trying to get suzy's attention and failed, and she also didn't have a snarky attitude? I've seen some salty tweets from her about comments on her video and it's like wow dude, relax a bit, it's not a big deal (also complaining publicly is just cheap imo)
literally since quiet met suzy/arin and she made them follow gab on social media she's begun being snobbish and annoying
during parasite eve 2 she was getting really bitchy about how she wasnt reading comments and to leave her alone. because ppl were mad she wasing getting the "right/true" ending.
in retrospect, i quit watching that before the ending too
i dont follow her on twitter, i think, but i guess im not surprised
is there anything game grumps group comes in contact with and DOESNT ruin?
She has literally said somewhere she went into Youtube with the goal of doing it full-time eventually, so it doesn't surprise me that her attitude went to shit soon after. When she got in the Harshly Critical/RPG Minx crowd she was bordering on tolerable, but after kissing Suzy's ass she's now a full-blown bitch. She definitely knows about Suzy's scamming and shady past and yet she still defends her and buys her merch.
And now her husband has his own Youtube channel too which she participates in as well, sure let's get double the cash.
yes her husband is also dutch, they met at university
They moved/stayed to Japan due to their study field (Japanese) but staying there was more because he found a good job at an embassy (I think?) and she stayed along as a teacher, which she started to dislike
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Suzy accidentally tweeting about herself and not realizing it
at first, i thought you were posting some momokun fanart in the wrong thread>>292684
so she didn't get carried hard enough, or she tried to play alone, got shat on, and couldn't handle the enemy team's shittalk? she seems like the type to talk big shit when she's winning and then scream about toxicity when the tables turn and the enemy team turns it back on her
Suzy is exactly like that. She can talk shit and brag all she wants but once someone starts doing it to her she gets pissed off.
I believe there was a gg episode where it was her and Arin vs Barry and Brian where she acted exactly like that. Brian was giving her so much shit, it was really satisfying.
Does she have any amount of self awareness? She is the exact type of shitty person she is complaining about. She is garbage at the game and is always blaming her team when she loses because her team didn't carry her hard enough. She is never the reason her team wins and is usually almost always the reason why her team loses from solo diving the enemy team, feeding their ults and never getting any worthwhile picks.
And as if that didn't make her insufferable enough, she is always the biggest shit talker when she is winning and always bragging like she is a fuckin pro gamer. But the second she starts losing and getting shit on she becomes a passive aggressive bitch
and wants people to stop because it makes her feel bad. She is absolutely the "loves to dish it out but can't take it" type where she says whatever she wants to people because "she is a hardcore bitch who says whatever she wants #gurlpower" but the second you say something that upsets her she cries sexism and calls everyone toxic.
And for fucks sake can she get off of Overwatch's dick? She never shuts the fuck up about it and acts like because she plays it she deserves a fucking medal because apparently she is the only girl on the internet who likes playing video games. News flash you dumb cow, you're not the only girl on the world who plays the game and no one gives a shit. How about you actually focus on getting good at the game instead of bragging about how much money you spent on it since you clearly have nothing else to do than sit on your ever expanding fat ass and play the game all damn day while you leech off of your husband.
How sad is it that you can hear Arin and Barry having to do damage control so that her precious ego isn't shattered? You can tell that this is something they practically have to do every time they play games with her where everyone has to placate Suzy's ego so that hat her feelings don't get hurt and you're not allowed to trash talk or rub her nose in it when she is losing. Oh, but she is absolutely allowed to be an insufferable bitch and shit talk you the whole game, especially if she is winning. Just once I wish someone would tell her to shut the fuck up or roast her so hard that a single word doesn't come out of her fat mouth for the rest of the game. I'd love to be on her voice chat while she is playing Overwatch and be the one to tell her to shut the fuck up and stop blaming everyone else for her being shit at the game.
No wonder this bitch doesn't have any friends outside of YouTube. She would be such an insufferable cunt to spend any kind of time with unless you were looking to use her to get to her husband and his fame.
Just being a bit nit picky but did anyone else find it disturbing that suzy chose to make her character look similar to her as oppose to everyone else giving random hairstyles? Especially for a game as creepy as that.
Also I really enjoyed the banter between Barry and Brian, I haven't watched game grumps for probably a year and those two would have made me chuckle quite a bit in this episode if it wasn't for suzy and her butt hurt remarks.
>>292949> git gud
Something Suzy must hear regularly while playing games.
Also, I forgot how fucking annoying she is.
And yet that's the first thing she says when she is actually winning at a game, her insufferable "gut gud srublord lolololol aren't I such a real gamer gurl" bullshit where she starts bragging like she is a pro who has played for years. The second she starts losing and gets shit talked she becomes a passive aggressive bitch and claims she is being bullied because she is a girl and calls everyone toxic.
She only wants to partake in the shit talking portion of "being one of the guys", but still wants to be treated like a delicate flower when she becomes the focus of it, which is bullshit of course and doesn't make you "one of the guys". It makes you that bitchy girl that one of the guys has to bring around because you are such an insecure cunt that you have to police what everyone says about about you so everyone has to walk on eggshells around you so your precious ego doesn't get bruised.
And yet that's the first thing she says when she is actually winning at a game, her insufferable "gut gud srublord lolololol aren't I such a real gamer gurl" bullshit where she starts bragging like she is a pro who has played for years. The second she starts losing and gets shit talked she becomes a passive aggressive bitch and claims she is being bullied because she is a girl and calls everyone toxic.
She only wants to partake in the shit talking portion of "being one of the guys", but still wants to be treated like a delicate flower when she becomes the focus of it, which is bullshit of course and doesn't make you "one of the guys". It makes you that bitchy girl that one of the guys has to bring around because you are such an insecure cunt that you have to police what everyone says about about you so everyone has to walk on eggshells around you so your precious ego doesn't get bruised.
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10:35>not having fun…
lmao damn suzy
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For those of you who guessed her April 28th announcement would be something shitty in her store: there's a 98% chance you're probably correct.
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"buy my shit"
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one of the top comments lmao
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im crying and that shitty anime profile pic makes this even better
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she has a single breathing hole in her face
You know, I never understood why some anons would say Ross was cute. I'm not a game grumps fan, hardly seen any of their videos, and generally only pass through here on rare occasion for Suzy milk.
Seeing him in video though, he's actually pretty cute. Pity he's kind of scrawny and unphotogenic though, sage for ot.
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This is probably petty but why everytime Suzy "talks" about something serious she has relate it back to herself
Like this tweet by itself isn't bad but Suzy is known to take something serious and include herself so she can get asspats
Pardon me for potentially sounding like an asshole, and I'm not saying that she's necessarily obligated to do this simply because she's a person of """signifigance""" (at least on the internet, I guess)
But if she truly cared, especially considering that she was supposedly abused as a child as well, why doesn't she feel compelled to speak out a little more…? The Grumps have an enormous following, and making a video would garner a shit ton of well needed attention to this… Idk. Maybe what I'm saying is unreasonable.
I always find it weird when people online make these kind of abuse claims, when they've many times talked about their families in good light, shown pictures of their families, vlogs with their families, videos with their families… I mean I really cannot recall Suzy saying anything bad about her family except her mom didn't want her to be a model, wow what an abuser…
We all know Suzy has a twin sister AND a shitton of brothers, her "abuse" in childhood was that she was overlooked and didn't get enough attention because of the size of her family… and yes, that is a bad thing, I definitely think alot of Suzys selfworth and attention problems come from her childhood, but I also think EVERYTHING nowadays is called abuse! I would be pretty sad if I was her mom and saw her posts things like this, especially when you consider how well Suzys life is.
I hope Suzy continues to get therapy now that she isnt on anti-depressants anymore, because she really needs to realize its okay to have it well.
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Like when she posts pics like this and then claims her childhood was awful, who exactly abused you Suzy? The token drunk uncle??
How was she abused?
Mommy didn't let her get another bigmac?
>>295412>inb4 devil's advocate blogpost blehblehbleh
It's possible to be on friendly terms with one's parents as an adult while acknowledging that they were abusive and not always right raising one as a child.
Not that I don't think Snoozy is attention seeking with posting that kind of info all over social media. Still.
Okay I do agree with you on that one, but when you are internet famous would you really post omg I was abused by my family one second, then the next second post a picture with omg love my family so much?
I always find these kind of things kinda shady
I seriously doubt she edits her own shit lmao>>295285
You can tell Arin thinks he's hilarious every time he does.
Oh yeah, she def attention seeking.>>295592
Haha, there's something about people with self-centered personalities thinking everyone wants to hear about their totes equally-as-bad-if-not-worse life experiences.
Anyway, didn't mean to get all dopey there. That just hit a bit close home.
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This is going to be a mess lmao
We all know Suzy is such an "UHmazing" actress. Just look at her in the live action grump videos she always forces herself into
It's obviously some shitty YouTube Red movie and not an actual movie. Think about it. Snoozy is on the wrong side of 25, has a potato body, one of the most busted faces ever even when caked with makeup and has zero acting experience. What real movie studio would give her a part in anything?
This is just classic her, where she desperately tries to make herself seem more important and talented than she actually is. People hear "audition" and assume that it's for a super important movie or tv show and she just lets people keep thinking that until they see that it was a small part in a not real movie.
I guarantee she only got the part because she wouldn't stop mentioning that she's the wife of Arin Hanson AKA MOTHAFUCKIN EGORAPTOR XDDD emojispam emojispam AKA GAME GRUMPS BIYATCH emojispam AKA We have 3 million subs on youtube and can make or break your funding and review scores
Seriously. If I was working on a movie and Suzy came to me and auditioned then hell yeah I would absolutely hire her. Not as a main character but definitely someone with at least a few speaking lines, preferably at the beginning of the film and then at the end so all of the extra Game Grumps fans would be forced to sit through the whole thing and get me my full-length views (assuming this is a Youtube Red movie). Her white knights would leave amazing reviews and positive comments. Hopefully the movie would be good enough on its own to not need those but really any positive review/score/publicity/etc. is helpful.
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This sounds like a quote Suzy stole from some 13 year old on Instagram
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her lines trigger
the hell out of me.
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"Cute fucc boi"
How do I unsee this entire picture and unread her "30 yr old tryin to relate to the kids" caption
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"fuc boi" Suzy gives me Gilbert Gottfried vibes.
HELLO 😍 FELLOW 👯 KIDS 👶 AND VIDEO GAMERS 🎮
IT'S ME SUZY AND I'M HIP TO YOUR SWEET LINGO. DON'T THINK OF ME AS IN MY LATE 20S. THINK OF ME AS A TEENAGE YOUNGSTER LIKE YOURSELVES. NOW LET'S GET "LIT" 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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She looks exactly like this guy.
She's an idiot to fucking post this, holy shit.
And lol, did she use a different picture for the guy result???
The "fucc boi" is literally her future self, only less fat.
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nah, definitely beans
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Her as a man might be even less attractive than Beans is. I'm at a loss.
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I know we mainly talk about how much Suzy's changed but jesus look at Arin. He looks like a completely different person now. Suzy still kinda looks the same just fatter
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rofl underrated comment.
I use it as motivation to eat right so I don't end up looking like he is now
This pic has been on the subreddit and it's FILLED with suzy talk, most of them calling her "an elven princess" and "suzy is life".
I hate them all.
I do like how the post was made about arins hair and all the comments are about snooze.
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Only REAL goths wear Abercrombie & Fitch
Also I think shoulder length hair will actually be an improvement for her
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Whoever guessed it's just more overpriced jewellery for her store, congratulations! You win or whatever.
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Where is my fucking medal? Because I called that shit
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sterling silver of this quality should be at least half this price. pretty much nobody on etsy is selling stuff like this for that much>>300392
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has anyone been to her site? Some of these product photos are downright AWFUL. https://www.psychiccircleoddities.com/listing/512301568/winged-death-ring
all the photos are blurry. There are no closeups of the ring itself besides the text.
>>300410>The ring was designed by me, inspired by gravestone symbolism
It looks like every other 'winged skull' ring ever. Go look on Aliexpress. If someone showed me her store and didn't say it was Suzy, I would assume it was some shitty Shopify site that dropships Aliexpress crap
>Sculpted by Hiroyuki Shambles in Japan
No results on Google. The only thing that looks related is this etsy store:https://www.etsy.com/shop/ShamblesNagoya?ref=pr_shop_more>average price for tiny stainless steel ring is $100+>other pieces going for $200+>18 sales
gee I wonder why
>and cast by a local casting company here in Los Angeles, CA.
remember the last time Suzy claimed to be sourcing from local mom and pop brick and mortar businesses in her city?
sorry to get all autistic and conspritard but seriously. She has such a history of lying about her shit to make herself look good and get money out of naive 12 year old game grumps fans who stole their parents' credit cards to impress their internet idol's wife
Don't be a fucking child. Who nitpicks on that kind of shit? One large, tasteful tattoo > tiny trashy little ones.
That being said, tattoos should be on walking canvasses, i.e decent people with decent skin. Not cakey whales.
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What the fuck was that? I've seen better composure in hostage videos; every second it seemed like her face was trying to betray her and burst into tears.I went through the video and make a progression from her upbeat introduction to the wallowing dispair in the end and I got a slideshow of the Kubler Ross model in effect.
Don't cry Suzy, I'm sure that you can always ride on Arin's coattails if your business ever starts to dip.
jesus her eyebrows are just so… i don't even know how to describe them. I mean.. mixed in with her double chin, her fatty jawline, her (spittle?) greasy chin, her red chest compared to her face, her dumb eyeliner behind grandma glasses… and her combover, the eyebrows stand out. Which means that they certainly are something.
She looks like a fucking neanderthal.
Seriously, what the fuck is going on with her face? She looks like someone is point a fucking gun at her head.
Also, this is going seriously bomb hard. Her shit jewelry is well beyond the means of any Game Grumps fans who are mostly kids and teenagers who don't work. Who the fuck is this supposed to be marketed to and how does she expect them to pay for it? As usual, Snooze proving no idea what the fuck she is doing and is just hoping stupid people throw their wallets at her. You'd have to be a complete dipshit to actually pay for any of this garbage.
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who knew advertising jewelry that someone else took the time to sculpt and cast was such hard work
first time looking at this thread but>modern mourning jewelry
it looks like cheap pirate/goth jewellery and absolutely nothing like legitimate mourning jewellery
like idk this is tasteless gothic rather than aristocratic like mourning jewellery is supposed to be (and overpriced like most of suzy's shit)
Looks like she went to Hobby Lobby, bought charms and put them on Hobby Lobby chains
Totaling like 10 bucks
she even claims in that video she's a huge collector and fan of mourning jewellery and that makes me even more like ????
if you have mourning jewellery and know so much about it why did you make a collection that has not a single element in common with it? like excuse me?
those eyebrows she painted on do not work with those fucking glasses
and holy shit @ her clearly falling apart. i cant believe she posted this.
samefag but i'm still watching her video>artefacts like these are so unique and personal and honest
so the opposite of your collection kek?
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Gab is playing Siren 2. So I went and watched her play Siren 1.
>Come on girl!
Good background noise, I didn't pay much attention because I have it downloaded on my PS4.
Start Siren 2, idk when Siren 1 was uploaded but it was awhile ago.
>Come on bitch!
America/Suzy/etc ruined her. I might as well unsub. I don't know why I thought I could tolerate a new video of her.
I don't care if people swear, I swear all the time. It's just really jaring in her case. Maybe because I was new to the channel so I didn't see it as a casual change (if it even was)
>>300596>She literally has no one in her life to sit her down and tell her "Hey, that's a really fucking dumb idea, don't do it"
I never said it was a correct assumption, but aside from her "fans" those are the only people I can think she'd have a chance of taking money from
But from that one who posted about the Vancouver (LOL SORRY THE COUV) show, even thinking enough of them are in relationships to sustain her shitty "business" is hilarious.
She reminds me of this chick I know who tried to sell crappy origami jewlery or what the hell ever on etsy. Not a single sale.
In USD, the prices range from $150 to $180. Still outrageous. >>300582
I think she will. She manages to sell off her overpriced taxidermy shit, so I bet she'll sell this stuff, since it's more functioning than a box with a bug on it. For all the GGers complaining they have no money, there's someone out there who can afford it and is stupid enough to buy it.
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Yeah. Here's the wax mold for one of her necklaces. This has been at least 12 weeks in the making.
I personally would prefer it if these were pendants you could remove from the chain? So you weren't bound to one type of chain… but that's my opinion.
>>300582>So again Snooze, who the fuck are you expecting to buy this overly priced shit?
Game Grumps fans.
I remember the last time Suzy started putting new things in her Etsy store. The Game Grumps subreddit was filled with "Look what I bought from Suzy!!! I love supporting our favorite Grump!! Look she wrote me a custom message! My life is complete! :DDD" threads
These are the same people who think Arin/Dan/etc. are their best friends who they've known for years. They're the ones who want them to record with "couch sound" where you hear Arin on the left ear and Dan on the right so it feels like you're sitting between them in the middle of the couch. They're the ones who send the Grumps expensive $100+ video games (despite Arin literally being rich) for nothing more than a shout out.
These people are delusional and will do anything to noticed by one of their internet celeb idols
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enablers, all of them.
even fucking Oney retweeted Suzy's stupid store
Her "friends" are the only ones that can actually afford this shit.>>300671
She probably ordered them all to make sure to take pictures wearing it and mention them on Twitter, even if they didn't like it.
she used to swear but definitely not as much/edgy as she does now. She was very toned down even through her swearing.
I bet she even hooked them up with the casting company. Why not look into more local casters? What's so special about this company that you can't find in LA or heck, even America?
no kidding. my god how lonely..
i listen to podcasts when i am doing a long shift at work but never to feel like one of the crowd.
I wonder if Oney regrets turning down Arin to replace Jon on Game Grumps, seeing as how he moved to LA and ended up doing the let's play thing regardless.
ffs, they record at the Game Grumps office. I was watching one where Dan accidentally walked into the room while they were recording an episode.
Wait, Chris was a candidate for when Jon left?
Holy shit just imagining that makes my heart hurt, Danny is okay but seriously not as funny as Chris and definitely more like Jon
do you think suzy knows how pathetic she is, in her own social group?
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dats not how fb workshttps://www.facebook.com/GameGrumps/posts/1428964080503908
too bad their page is dead, maybe itll pick up later.
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Okay but seriously wtf is with that last line. If all goes to plan you will die… wtf stop trying to be deep everyone knows they're going to die whether they complete their ambitions or not, there's no fucking plan you die regardless
I wish she had made dead animal jewelry, the backlash would be incredible.
It is a death-themed collection, after all. Come on Suzy, I want some $500 dried worm earrings. Go big or go home.
Dried worm earrings? Def not spoopy enough
I'm thinking deer fetus pendant… now that's goffic
And it symbolizes the invetible death to match her consolation!!
Don't cry Suzy, I'm sure that you can always ride on Arin's coattails if your business ever starts to dip.
That implies she hasn't been doing it all along tho.
I'm a piece of shit, like, no doubt. But at least I haven't wasted probably 100s of opportunity in the same way she has. God, no wonder she looks like a mess in your photo.
Yeah, my dad died of cancer too. I guess I will too.
My grandma died more recently, but she was old, and I was in my 20s, and it just hurt less?
My mom is around the same age my dad was when he died, I think, and I'm just so damn paranoid every single day…
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I'm so fucking tired of Suzy using this filter that she for some reason thinks is "SOOO HILARIOUS!!!"
This filter already annoys me on Snapchat and Suzy's face just makes it even worse
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Suzy keeps saying how she "designed" the jewelry but…
the more detailed drawing on the top right is by the sculptor, you can see similar samples on his IG
L O L
AND GOD THOSE FUCKING EYEBROWS I CAQNT GET OVER THEM
>That's way too far for a try hard "goth" like Suzy
That's way too far for a thyroid "goth" like Suzy
oh my god.
I'm thinking of that as some sort of new-age tumblr aesthetic.
>always having a black sweater because everything is cold. like your soul.>dry skin and hair much like the corpse you aspire to be.>tired… of no one understanding your struggles.
or, from a hyperthyroid standpoint:
>moody and tired because it's so hard being this unique and dark.>always feeling warm/hot because you're so far up Satan's asshole.>fine textured hair potentially falling out, but that's okay because it helps you channel your inner Crypt Keeper.
…I'm sorry for the tangent, but I couldn't help myself. Saged for rambling.
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She means because both the jewelry that symbolizes death and her channel that is basically dead?
Dan and Arin are also constantly talking about their new youtube red series and how hard it is to work every single day and get up early.. woe is me woe is me, having to work alot like any other person on the planet except you get trice the payment, how EXHAUSTING!
I don't mind them being tired or think theyre having hard days, but when they begin on their rants, especially Arin, about how hard they work everytime they do literally anything, I really roll my eyes
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Suzy should only eat what Holly eats>>301575
Barry pls no
That wasn't even funny unless you're 8… which is probably the main demographic of their channel or at least tge average brain capacity of the man children who watch their let's plays
guess what losers, everyone feels their job is tiring just shut the hell up.
im just neet trash, but i bet my pt retail job was on par for fucking hours worked
my step dad has been working every day of the week, over 10hr days. i bet hed beat the shit out of both of them
fucking youtube babies are the epitome of the tumblr cry to check their privilege
She is Vegan I think. So that means she isn't eating ice cream all the fucking time.>>300635
Suzy's trips to Japan make sense now. Prob meeting the artist first and then fucking around being fat. Dude has nice work if you are into it.https://www.etsy.com/shop/ShamblesNagoya/items
As a funeral director, this shit makes me so furious. "Lol I'm so obsessed with death and dead things they're fucking sweet." Clearly she has never lost anyone close to her or she'd change her tune real quick.
Also loved how she mentioned there is almost zero selection for jewellery but first link on Google has endless choices for way less money. They probably aren't goffick enough though. I mean, doesn't everyone want to keep their dad's ashes in a skull necklace? http://www.jewelrykeepsakes.com/
hah of course the one other "friend" she has online is another opportunity to take advantage of since she lives in Japan uwu! and can actually speak Japanese rather than the monstrosity that Arin speaks
like Suzy really does the work for you with piling up evidence that she's a human shaped pile of lard
Do you think she has what it takes to work in your field. I mean she made a mediocre taxidermist but that's taxidermy. Just curious
I like to wonder if some of these cows can actually make it in life.
Fuck no. People have no idea what it takes to be in the profession. It is so much more than just getting to touch dead bodies. I would say that's maybe 10% of what you do, the rest is all dealing with families face to face and mounds of paperwork. I cannot imagine Suzy sitting across from a family of a 5 year old who died being backed over and trying to tell them how cool death is.
I had one girl in my graduating class who came in the first day with massive skull clips in her hair, a pleather trench coat, and those massive platform boots. She added people on Facebook and her whole feed was full of her sitting at (and ON!) different grave sites with the same stupid goth look. Needless to say while she did survive the program, she never ever got a job in the field. Most people who came into the program that actually wanted a job cleaned up their act because for them it wasn't some sick obsession, it was a job they really wanted to do.
Sry obviously I have a lot of feelings about this shit.
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"Fitted suit realness" Someone take Drag Race away from her so she'll stop using the slang. She already uses words like "shade" and "tea" wrong. She's like a desperate 30 year old trying really hard to fit in with the kids
That fitted suit is also gonna look like shit on her body type
I don't think most people here straight up hate the designs.
It's cute generic shit you can buy at Hot Topic/Claires/whatever/China eBay tier shit.
- barely even designed by her
- not sculpted by her
- not cast by her
- another chance to scam her husbands fan base (because she doesnt really have any)
- not even correct for the type of shit she claims it is (mourning whatever)
etc etc etc
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saw this and thought if the hair was different colours this would almost be game grumps
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fixed it for ya bud
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This was my favorite period for Suzys hair… I don't think I've ever seen another person I liked that triangle cut bang on before but I felt like it did alot for her face.
Also she was generally taking better care of herself here and looking healthier (even with the stupid contactlenses and the start of the awful black+white hair marathon)
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When I looked for photos I also took this glorious one…
nah it was actually the opposite, they were kissing the ass of Quiet's model so, so hard, it was embarrassing, and they met her when they went to Japan, but Gab couldn't make it
Gab and the model were in the same university and had made a video together playing games so when Quiet met Suzy and Arin, Gab clearly told her to harass them for a follow because right after that they followed her on social media and Gab finally started getting a reply or two on twitter
Gab used to make tons of random tweets @'ing Arin and Suzy and GG in general, but she never got any attention until Quiet meeting them
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This comment made me laugh way too hard
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I knew I had seen something similar by another jewelry maker.. tbh this one is much nicer and the design is better executed.
Omnia is a wonderful couple/team of actual jewelers who creature wax molds themselves and cast by hand. Everything is by hand.
Suzy is a lazy fucking rip off who outscores all the actual work and takes shit photos of her shit tier jewelry.
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What the fuck was this about? Why wouldn't she message him privately.
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I know her clothes don't fit but do her own rings not even fit her sausage fingers?
That looks somewhat painful…
She has to make them smaller, otherwise the kids that follow her won't be able to put them on. Idk about her "fanbase" but I don't think that many of them are huge hamplanets?
are witch nails popular or something
theyd be cute if they werent shaped like that
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Anon you forgot to put the super edgy text for that picture in!
"One to remind me to live life as if it were my last day, and one to remember those I have lost"
omg get stuffed suzy
witch fingernails are GOTH and SPOOKY and MACABRE and GO AGAINST SOCIETY just like Suzy! Suzy eats, sleeps, breathes, and eats anything remotely dark>>304150
her ring fingers remind me of those huge worms you can pull out of the ground after it rains. Thick with that nasty band in the middle
link to picture instead of posting it because I don't want to gross up the general anymore than it already is http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Pix/pictures/2013/1/19/1358616543701/common-earthworm-010.jpg
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Snoozey's one ring had been looking so similar to until I found out why
goldengrovejewelry.com is very pricey, but they have a lot more tasteful looking "mourning" pieces in other precious metals and stones. Their silver pieces of jewelry are about the same price as Snoozey's, but I'm not sure if it's because it's pure silver or sterling.
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holy fucking shit. I love you!!
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"I keep thinking its friday"
Suzy… what do you do everyday… like literally what the fuck do you do? Send out orders for your shop?? Film yourself sucking at overwatch? Play with snapchat filters 4 hours in a row?
Sorry but as somebody who works 8-17 everyday people like this annoy me… Yes Suzy has a shop and she has things to do, but shes her own boss and she has a ton of money for literally making videos at home.. stop trying to pretend the weekends are special for you
Danny and Arin played a game for 30 minutes before they figured out one of the major characters was voiced by Ross
this is despite that fact that both Kevin and Danny also did voices.
Dan cant even remember what he had for breakfast, if people ever wonder if spending 10 years smoking weed everyday affects you or not, I think Dan is a good example that yes, it does! He really has a shitty memory, he cant remember his own jokes or references… he also has been really good this last year of going on old man rants about nothing constantly.
Dan is a weird mixture of a person whos almost 40 but has the memory of a 70 year old and the humor of a teen!
can confirm, i rarely know what day it is
is there some kind of food deal of friday
is that why she cares
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I swear Arin is CONSTANTLY talking about his diet on GG but he is also constantly getting busted or talking about fastfood… and Suzys thyroid is 100% the reason shes fat guys
The designs are just common motifs taken from old gravestones, she says this herself. I don't know why anyone is surprised at seeing other stores with the same motifs on their jewelry.
It is overpriced as hell though, I have no idea how she's getting away with that part.
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WOW, this girl can't even draw, let alone make jewellery. First image is her 'design', all preceding steps are done by a silversmith. She's charging $200+ for $20 of sterling and zero effort. How the fuck are her fans so deluded?
mfw I live near the 60
Huh. I wonder how close they are.
Well I mean at the very least she learnt her lesson about false advertising from before and is crediting the sources of the actual work.
If people buy it at this point there's no defending them, the lack of brain cells is on them.
I'm 99% sure that's illegal due to it being dangerous.
It probably worked because whoever was serving their McFood recognized them. Especially if it was a Wendy's.
Fuck OFF, Suzy.
l m a o
Her drawing is about on par with mine there. And I can't draw to save my life, holy shit.
given they're both extremely wealthy, have a rabid fanbase that constantly praises them for their smallest accomplishments, and will probably never have to work at a real job for the rest of their lives, I'm sure they're very happy with what they've become
I'm sure Arin once in awhile thinks about how far he's fallen but the money and constant asspatting makes up for it, maybe.
I'm sure Suzy doesn't think about it at all. After all, she hasn't fallen at all since she was nowhere to begin with. Her delusional twitter/instagram posts and asinine prices for her jewelry shows how out of touch she is. Go back 5+ years to pre-Game Grumps and it all looks the same. Delusional, self-absorbed, occasionally rude, ~~~dark~~~ ~~~gothic~~~ ~~~spooooky~~~ ~~~yeah you better run the fuck away you preppy bitch I'm scaaaaary~~~, and an obvious 13 year old living in a 20+ year old's body. I don't think she's capable of self-reflection or personal growth. For her, ignorance is bliss. Stagnation is perfection because once you've reached the top, what else is there to do?
>She makes us jewelers look fucking idiotic.
I think I know what you mean. I'm not into making jewelry but my sister works at craft shows and makes things. It's a shame what people like Suzy are doing to this "industry" if you can even call it that. I was just at a show yesterday and so many people showed up with obvious dropshipped Aliexpress trash and they tried to pass it off as handmade. It's depressing. One guy just showed up with boxes of no name fidget spinners and knockoff Nike/Adidas shoes. Someone else showed up with jewelry like Suzy's old stuff. Just random Chinese trinkets on chains.
It wasn't a craft show. It was a glorified Alibaba storefront.
Ugh, I design headstones for those who've lost their loved ones and I HATE IT. It's a family business so I help out, but seeing a 70 year old tough guy man cry like a little girl because his son blew his brains out isn't too glamorous or "gawth."
Being in taxidermy, coroner work or the funeral business is depressing and you need to have a professionalism. Suzy just exploits the idea of death. It's actually quite ordinary, modest and sad.
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Suzy's never going to admit it's because she actually sucks. She thinks she great at every game she plays
Anon dont you know Suzy is amazing at the game and everyone else is toxic? Literally everone is toxic and awful at the game! But not Suzy, she would never be bitter!
We all know the only reason Suzy isnt calling people bitch and tell them to go kill themselves in the overwatch chat is because she is being filmed
>>305754>It wasn't a craft show. It was a glorified Alibaba storefront.
Sums up etsy and 90% of the so called custom jewlery makes online
I don't know why, but finding white people/whatever doing it is way more gross to me then shit like Chinese eBayers or whatever.
i feel like animal taxidermy is the least depressing out of what you listed, because it doesn't seem to be emotional all the time
what is suzys taxidermy anyway. doesnt she just stick bugs on shit
That reply literally makes no sense?
Sage for chat(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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>It just looks like I rubbed my eyes with cheeto fingers
If Suzy did her makeup while eating, we would have a cheeto base, with oreo crumb contours and cupcake sprinkle finish.
i will never get over how hilarious her eyebrows are.
also that space between her nose and lips, oh BOY.
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Which anon left this comment? lmao
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suzy tries a vegetable for the very first time
Her and Arin literally filmed themselves eating a raw bell pepper for the very first time because it's "soooo wacky" lmao. I guess they've never seen people eat raw vegetables.
"I think I can get used to this eating healthy stuff" - Suzy
You can put them in so many dishes. They are so versatile
I love bell peppers. I really hope Suzy isn't influencing kids that its normal not to have tried so many common vegetables. She should really try to set a better example. I guess its all money to her
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I hate both these people.
most Americans who mainly work in front of the camera usually take care of themselves though (except for fat actors, "feeders" on youtube, etc.).
Also most americans have had bell peppers before. It's really weird that two people in their late twenties haven't had them. Bell peppers are used in so much of our cooking, besides things like soups and deep fried shit.
the game grumps subreddit is full of teenagers and grown manchildren
the game grumps youtube subscribers are full of actual 12 years this shit is made for. I see videos like these on the channel and cringe that I ever enjoyed Game Grumps at some point. I've been unsubscribed for years but god I feel embarrassed just thinking about people I've said "yeah game grumps is great! I love those guys!" to who might see this video and think of me
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Something relevant that I requested a long time ago.
If you're going to post ugly ass feeder fetish pics of her at the very least don't say you "requested" it… tmi
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I'm not American, but we just call bell peppers, peppers. Do you think they're just stupid, or have they really never ate any?
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Probably because the make up looks awful…
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Someone asked her why she quit "modeling".
She's talking her time as a "professional model" on twitter but there's too many tweets to share.
She's talking like she didn't model for nobody photographers/magazines 90% of the time. She only modeled for two known companies, Smashbox and Hot Topic.
Maybe because your makeup looks like shit you ugly cow. Holy fuck she is such a cult. You know damn well retard fans are going to hunt down and stalk this photographer because she said this shit.>>309941
That is fuckin hilarious because her story about why she quit modeling was always because "she got bored of it". I always knew it was a load of shit and it was because she was always short, fat and dumpy looking and only "modeled" for complete no names.
And how long ago did this happen? Why bring it up now? She's only looking for asspats.
Stop acting like such a goddamn victim Suzy.
This, I grew up on stuffed peppers and hated it, probably why I've avoided eating them for years. I'm sure little Suzy would've loved the ground meat inside>>309936
Did Suzy have specific career goals as a model? Her trying out for ANTM and having these types of photoshoots seems like she wanted to be a high-fashion model but her only work experience has been catalogue.
Now she just complains about everything because she can't even do catalogue anymore
This happened years ago. She is just bringing it up for asspats and "Pwease feel bad for me" attention. And of course she always has to play the victim instead of telling the truth. It couldn't be because she was a dogshit model with bad makeup, nope, it must be the "totally sexist photographer who hates me for no reason"
And now she is saying her mom was always supportive of her modeling and was proud of her, yet when the Do5 thing was going down she cried that she was abused by her parents. I swear this bitch is such a fake and I wish more people called her out.
It's the classic "You're not breaking up with me, I'm breaking up with you" bullshit. She was a dogshit model who had no chance of actually making it big and instead of just graciously accepting that reality, she threw a bitch fit and told everyone she "got bored of it".
Also, wasn't she the one bitching about not getting signed to agencies and shitting on older models?
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I hope Snapchat takes away this filter so she'll have to find another way to be "funny and wacky"
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Hence why I mentioned the older women's plus size brands. They would dress her.
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Yes, anon. Middle aged women do indeed have to wear clothes. And there are modeling opportunities for such clothes and body types.
It might be just her eyebrows but she looks like she's on the verge of crying all throughout the video
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Is this dress cool and hip enough for you, anon?
those are some really bad teeth
there is some tartar build up on the top front right tooth. There are also chips on a lot of those teeth as well. If you look closely at the top front left tooth, it looks like it was massively chipped at one point and corrected with filling. That or she's been brushing way too hard as the lower half is starting to become translucent
I have no idea why ANYONE would use a filter like this. 99% of people don't have perfect teeth. I wanna say like 80% of people have straight up gross teeth since nobody bothers with flossing
I bet Suzy's teeth will look nice though. Since she's rich so she has money to get a cleaning once a month instead of every sixth so there's no way for plaque to build up from all the sugary doughnuts and shit she eats everyday.
because she's gross looking. Even without makeup on, she's ugly, even compared to her twin sister. She has FAS. She would never get hired. There's more to being a plus sized model than just 'heavy.' >>310774
she looks normal and the dress is nice.
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Suzy has awful shaped teeth. They make her look like a rat. If she got them shaved down like her sister did she would look more normal. She's got the money to do that.
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It always makes me laugh how much this preset looks like Snoozy (the only difference being that the great swamp outcast has a top lip).
I don't think it's a coincidence that Arin skipped it during his Dark Souls 3 let's play.
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How the fuck do you think this picture is good?
Also WHEN was the last time Snoozy uploaded a picture WITHOUT a snapchat filter on it??
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Considering Suzys awful snapchat filter craze right now, this picture of her is honestly pretty good!
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She can't get views unless she has Arin in her videos. She's that bad that nobody watches her own videos for her, only for her guests.
>>313770>the gay boy is totally the kitty kat girls boyfriend
r u fuckin for real
i cant anymore
i unsubbed so i dont have to see her face in my feed
Why yes, yes I am. I believe it was the scene where… Should I bring up spoilers? Just for safety I won't. Basically Gregg and Mae were going to a certain place and all Arin and Suzy could talk about is how they are clearly on a romantic date.
I don't really get how you can just blatantly ignore very obvious dialogue that a certain character is in a very committed relationship. Then again, they are in a relationship built upon one of them essentially stalking the other for about a year.
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I got as far as the party in the woods where you see Mae's ex. The only thing "romantic" I can think of is the bike ride. I don't really want spoilers though. I need to finish that game lol.
Christ they're fucking idiots.
If you, or anyone here, find The Snooze and Arin in Little Tokyo in California, time how long it takes for her to clearly be mad that you are ignoring her to talk to her husband.
I've encountered them a few times in Little Tokyo, and I've talked to Arin about anime… please don't hate me. Anyway, I just ignored The Snooze because I was just in that human mode where I am focusing on one person while having a conversation with them and I only noticed I was doing so when I felt her glaring at me.
Also Arin's really openly perverse, not like he gropes people. He just ogles the 2D ladies a bit. It's a little sad. But hilarious.
Now I'm just going to ask does anyone know why KKG needs to be a separate channel thing as opposed to just being a feature on Game Grumps?
She originally announced it as a "Video game DiY, makeup and cosplay" channel, similar to Mort3mer. Months later she just lazily made it a let's play channel. And after a few months of floundering views, she had Arin make KKG a Game Grumps subsidiary to save her from completely tanking, selling it to Grumps fans as "A channel with just Suzy of you want to watch her", since at the time she was being featured more on Game Grumps and was met with huge backlash from the fans that didn't want her on the channel.
The kick is that she vehemently denied that Arin had anything to do with her "success" and gets pissy when that is mentioned, despite the fact that all of her channels would have completely sunk if she didn't regularly feature Arin on them.
The only reason I know Arin would passive aggressively talk shit to people if they bring up The Tester is my friend blurted out "What was up with the melons" at Anime Expo the year that show came out. He looked annoyed, and just started doin' some little subtle insults. And then when my friend wanted to take a picture with him, Arin did a dopey face and refused to take another one. I mean, that may seem silly to complain about but it just seems very obvious you, Arin, wanted to be a big child about one of your fans upsetting and so you just thought you could do yourself a solid and look like an idiot in the photo. Then again, he just seems like an incredibly petty person.
I've considered doing it the next time I see them at Little Tokyo or Disneyland or something. I just, again, am not that confrontational of a person. The most I could probably say to her when pushed to my limit would be to tell her her jewelry could stand to be cheaper.
You competed in challenges similar to Survivor to be a qa tester for Sony. You got a signing bonus I think and nothing else. Arin was on it on the third season and they made it sound like on the first episode he was there just to promote himself but the show used him to promote itself constantly. He got eliminated because he did not teach his teammates how to do a task he figured out how to do.
And it has been a sore spot for him ever since.
I wonder if she has ever noticed that she settled for a guy who wrote her letters every day for a year for her to come back to him.
I wonder if Arin has ever noticed that he never truly knew her before he risked it all and moved to California.
And then he lost on a garbage game show because someone told him he should have showed people how to shoot melons with a slingshot.
That's such a crock of shit, I used to be friends with Suzy during the era of MySpace and she would parade this ex like crazy, he basically was the complete opposite of arin, he was the cliche bad boy that was "goffick" and when she realized he wasn't amounting to anything and neither was she she went back to Arin because he was falling for the Katie girl, if you look up arins old DA account you can see the passive aggressive comments Suzy would leave on pics he drew of Katie
But from iirc wasn't the Katie girl in a different state?? I thought it was an ldr for Arin and they never really met?
Suzy's idea of abusive just seems like being told she can't achieve something. Which… okay?
It is funny how Let's Plays are almost perfect for Arin because he can have no real filter and people will be okay with it because "LOL HE IS SO QUIRKY!!!1!1!1!1!" Do people say quirky anymore? Anyway…
It is almost embarassing how little self control he has. By that I mean, I feel embarassed for him because of how little self control he has. Didn't someone in one of these threads state that he admitted he sharted himself on air? Really, Arin? Really?
Suzy, meanwhile, is trying so hard to find some outstanding niche of hers that does not relate to her husband. But she is going about it the wrong way. From scamming people to just being in denial about her Let's
Play channel getting more views when her husband or their friends show up. Suzy it is okay to use the Game Grumps brand to sell yourself. It is not okay to sell overpriced jewelry one can find on a pier or a market on the street.
I have heard from other websites Arin has been a bad roommate to the point where he has tried to ruin one's reputation. I don't know if it is true but I honestly would not be surprised.
Wow. So was she as much of a cunt back then as she is now?>>314015
Exactly. Snoozy's idea of abuse is anyone who doesn't kiss her ass and tell her how great she is. Her mom wants her to be realistic about becoming a model because of her unfortunatel genetics? "Abusive". Boyfriend dumped her because she was a loser going nowhere? "Abusive".
No wonder she married Arin. Dude is a total man child who ignores any sort of outside criticism. He also made that cringey as fuck animation about how "great" Suzy is, fellating her about everything she does and how she is "not like those other girls".
The funny thing about that is, it is clear both of them somewhat regret their decision of getting married so young with so little relationship experience. That and, again, with how little a filter Arin has and how controlling Suzy seems to be, leads to an unhealthy relationship. I remember some video they did where they discussed how they met and he said that he thought she was "… pretty cool" and Suzy iust looked at him like "Really?" and I don't know what she was expecting. He has shown time and time again his knowledge of intimacy extends to sex and flopping your dick around in front of his friends. What did you think was going to happen? He also is not going to admit he basically stalked you for a year on a live recording, just like you sure as hell did not admit to being petty and leaving rude comments on your ex's social media crap.
Arin is, like many jerkoffs from Newgrounds, a person who got lucky because their stuff got a wide audience despite it being very basic stuff. While you could argue many of those jerkoffs have grown as people since then, Arin has stayed relatively the same. Didn't he drop out of school?
Arin is a terrible partner to have when you want to sell that story. I don't think it will be when his channel goes down or whatever that will cause him to run out of money…. I just think their personalities will bring it down. Arin has, again, no self control and Suzy can be controlling. She also seems paranoid, insensitive yet sensitive herself, and just plain quick to anger. One of them will do something that will cause the other to end it. It could even just be Arin realizing this relationship should have stayed alive during his teenage years, and not into adulthood. Suzy seems like she could be a better person if she just mellowed out.
Also why bring someone like Dan on if you want to bs about sleeping with someone else, or that your marriage is still one filled with love? Dan will calmly question you, and since you are not good with being asked for further info, you will break down. They just seem to have no reasoning when it comes to their goals. Arin's goal is… I do not even know if he has aspirations any more. Other than eating Wendy's… I can not think of anything. Suzy has a goal of being big but not by other's merits. But she also needs to let you know who she is married to. You set yourself up for that, Suzy.
You know, I think it would be best for both of them if they took a break. I feel happy for Arin when he is with Oney because Arin sounds geniunely happy. Despite him being a scummy guy, I just can't help but be happy when others are genuinely happy.
A friend of mine with three kids and over 10 years of marriage will admit that she greatly regrets not dating more before she settled down. She won't come out and say she's unhappy, but it's pretty well implied that she settled and she knows it.
Anyone think that Arin and Suzy are feeling this now, especially since they've been branching out and meeting more people through YT Red, Game Grumps guests, and all that shit? Not to mention the fact that they don't separate their personal lives from their business ventures. Having a public relationship from a young age must put some strain on them both to make the relationship look totally perfect.
OT for armchair psych gab
I told you to check Reddit. I'm not watching this crap again.https://www.reddit.com/r/ConspiracyGrumps/comments/60em96/are_suzy_and_arin_in_an_open_relationship/
Aparently Zelda OoT 57
but I was referring to Zelda BotW 8
>Iirc Suzy got engaged to another guy during that year, but he was an abusive asshole. I think this came from the Meet The Grumps stuff on grump-out
how the hell do you get engaged to someone you've known for less than a year. I know we joke about Suzy being desperate and generally dim but seriously. Marriage has got to be one of the most important and expensive moments of your life. You don't just go and get engaged to some random guy you knew for a few months
Apparently she dated the goth king in ~2009 or something. There was old tweets of hers in some thread.
I kind of wanna see his picture.
I wonder if Suzy just romanticized the idea of getting married just like she romanticized corpses or.. is it dead things or corpses?
I don't know.
To her, almost everything seems like a way of standing out in a crowd. Also she retweeted something about Overwatch today where the image was a scene in Spongebob where a bunch of the townsfish were gonna beat up an old man?
I honestly do not know much about Overwatch but it was something about 76 or something. Is it wrong of me to wonder if she jumped on Overwatch because it is the talk of the town? I don't know if she actually likes it.
Then again, she always seems so sad to the point she is trying to put on a brave face in public so… I do not know if she likes ANYTHING.
I've read a post over on rantgrumps (I think) to this effect. Not only have they been together since their self-righteous teenage years but they've surrounded themselves with a close group of yes men, meaning that they never had to get out of that mindset.
Speaking of which, I really doubt taking a break or separating is even in the cards for them, if they were so inclined. Not only is their relationship part of their public identity (or in Suzy's case, her public identity) but they have so many mutual friends and all of them related to their work that it would no doubt cause a major rift in their happy fappy clan. Hell, I'm willing to bet Dan is the only one who has friends that we haven't seen in a GG collaboration.
She clearly doesn't give a shit about Overwatch and is just hopping on the bandwagon because it's the popular thing. She clearly isn't a fan of fps games and is absolutely god awful at them because according to her "walking and shooting is too hard".
She is such a fake that she has to attach herself to all these tent poles to give the illusion of being a deep and complex multi-faceted individual. To her, everything is just a mask for her to wear to feel like she belongs in a group.>>314691
I think Ross mentioned that he still has friends back in Australia that he talks to. But yeah, Snoozy has absolutely no friends outside of YouTube, which isn't a shock because short of having brain damage, no one would willingly spend any amount of extended time with her. She is a pretentious twat who sniffs her own farts about how much better she is than everyone and how she is "not like those other girls". No one would seriously consider hanging out with her unless they were looking to get in good graces with her husband.
Not only are a lot of them yes-men, a lot of them are not very confrontational. Holly, for example, would probably tell someone to stop but would not get in their face about it. Barry seems like the nicest guy in the bunch because the only flaw I can really think of is he is friends with.. Arin and Suzy. I think Ross hates Suzy. I think. Because apparently she tried to push off other people's art as her own or something? I can't sit through all of the G episodes to remember…
Dan is a wild card yes man. He can either calmly call you on your shit (Like Arin sleeping with other women than Suzy) or just agree with you. Such a weird choice for a co-host when you like to fib about shit to make yourself less of a putz, Arin.
The sad thing is, is you are right. Despite the fact that a break would probably be the best idea (at least to me) Suzy has just done the "I must show he is mine" thing. Allllll the videos with him on her content is her introducing him as "My husband Arin, also known as Egoraptor." I think honestly, they are slowly realizing that they are not exactly happy with their romantic relationship wih each other. Then again, like I stated before, I just don't think Arin knows the difference between a person you love romantically and a "bro". Despite all of those posts on Livejournal bitching about him knowing otherwise. Suzy needs to stop with the husband name plugging. Everyone knows.
That is what I mean, though. She just always has this face that looks like she is already predicting all the mean comments that will hurt her feelings, in her head. And she is trying not to freak out.
So it makes it hard to tell if she likes anything if she always looks like she is having a bad time but she is trying to hide it and failing.
That could be it too. I don't know, whenever I have seen her in person she looks… super sad but putting on a peppy face. And that look is in her videos too. Or maybe I am just around too many depressed people and am applying that look onto her.
Oh god MoMo.
Does anyone know if Suzy is going to be at AX again trying to sell her stuff? Also Arin's beard looks weird on him. Especially with how it grows on his lips.
Again, I may just be looking into it too much and you might be right. Suzy might just be the type of person to stand in front of her mirror at night and think up comebacks for her "oppressors."
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Suzy hit 300k subscribers on instagram somehow, so hurry up and follow her if you dont want to miss out the "fun" of seeing a grown woman complain about her hard hard life and posts snapchat selfies
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Its her coffee because OMG SHES LIKE SO EXHAUSTED from her hard life and cant get up at 11am without being tired anymore
Sage for semi-OT
Unless I missed something major since her etsy shop scandal I think what you're talking about is how when Ross and Barry played Pokemon Art Academy Suzy was the last to have played so her name was on the signature and they never changed it. They kept joking that Suzy was the artist and then had that BS art show of everything they made in that series where they showed of Suzy as the "artist".
Regardless though I do think it's fairly obvious Ross doesn't care much for her from the way he interacts from her whenever they're in an episode together.
This. Whether they like it or not they have to remain in good standing with the boss, which means staying on good terms with his wife. Arin seems the type that values loyalty and friendship over productivity and work ethic (see "editor" Kevin for a good example) so any shit disturbance he would no doubt take very personally. Even with the cushiest job on the planet I'm sure there's tension between some of them.
Not that we'll ever know (assuming the GG staff had to sign NDRs) but I'd be really curious to know how they all actually feel about each other.
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>>314691>they have so many mutual friends and all of them related to their work that it would no doubt cause a major rift in their happy fappy clan.
dont kid yourself. theyre arins friends, not suzys.
i know a chick like that irl, and when she still talked to me, she had hissy fits about it allllll the time. they just had a fight on fucking facebook today i guess, but i missed it or it was on her page
this is old hat, but really fucking bugged me and i dont watch shit anymore so i dont know if its still true
but some time after arin got married, and he was starting to go to japan all the time, ross was really sad on a stream train episode about how he couldnt afford to visit his family.
idk it just pisses me off to this day. and i dont even like ross.
someone tell me if the poor guy has gotten to see his family once a year or not recently
>>315695>that fruit comment
im surprised she didnt delete it
also does that have 8k+ likes what the fuck
It was another dumb thing she asked her fans if they wanted her to do.
A vapid idiot like Snoozy can't offer advice on anything other than scamming people and leeching off of their husband.
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I've never really watched GG, only a few parts here and there but somehow I feel this partially sums it up
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tbh her nose is extremely cute, its just her top lip.
which actually makes me feel for her bc there's an in-office procedure they can do under local anesthesia to shorten your top lip. if she lurks, Dr. Talei in LA is world class and leaves little to no scar. i saw him personally lol so i'm low-key praying she sees this bc it changed my life and will do her wonders. probably costs less than her hot topic wardrobe and should actually give her some confidence to maybe lose weight.
pic related for curious farmers.
I had friends who tried to get me to watch this series of GG but I couldn't do it.
(tbh, I only ever really watch Jontron and not GG unless forced by friends)
God, if I were a plastic surgeon, that is NOT a before/after pic I would use
that woman already has terrible "plastic surgery face" before the procedure.
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Suzys coming in hot on the spicy meme train guys
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I've seen this meme a lot on twitter way before Suzy made that post. Suzy's also not creative or interesting enough to come up with anything on her own, even if the meme is already unfunny.
She thought those normal pictures of her cat were funny enough to be like that meme, I guess.
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Because thats not what youd be doing anyway Suzy…
Lol pretty sure that also happened to the baluga on Big Fat Fabulous Life
A possible future perhaps?
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When people post stuff like this I cringe… tag urself guyz im soozy!
sage because possible the wrong place to post this maybe
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Eh, it's pretty related
Yeah it's pretty cringey, but that goes for a lot of grumps stuff that comes out of tumblr
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Arin the hyperactive twat. Suzy the sooky buzzkill. Barry the subservient middle man. Danny the thousand yard stare. That gif really does sum them up nicely.
I didn't watch the Guild Grumps because everything I've heard of the series makes my blood boil. Even though it's for charity they all act like whiney cocks because it's something that Ross put together. Not only did the "goddammit Ross" mentality stop being funny by then but they missed a fucking golden opportunity to profit off the success of The Office & Parks and Rec's style of narrative. Then again, that would have required Boss Man to pull his head out of his rectum which hasn't happened in years.
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Why does Snoozy think she's even creepy? Most people with the creepy aesthetic actually like horror movies and cult films in pop culture. She seems like a girl who wears black sometimes and thinks she's goth or something. She doesn't even wear black 90% of the time, it's just American Eagle hoodies and blue denim jeans. i can't stand Snooze.
They have a maid who cleans all their shit, I believe Arin said that the same maid who cleans their office cleans his house. They're that fucking busy (lazy) that they can't clean their own house.
I can understand needing a maid for their office but not their home. I guess that maid probably gets paid really well at least.
as obnoxious as Holly can be sometimes, I understand why she's the way she is.
she tweeted a couple days ago that the best birthday present she got this year was her dad admitting to her that he's an alcoholic and that he promised to stop driving drunk. her mom died while living with a crack dealer.
she's still friends with Jon because she said she just wants to be friendly with everybody.
she's not a bad person, just misguided, maybe. Suzy is a bad person.
Yeah I agree, holly is really tolerable and she gives off a more warm and approachable aura, whereas Suzy will death stare you across the table because you happened to actually wear the clothes she claims to do so and actually try on your appearance (had an experience with her like this lol)
But yeah idk holly just doesn't give the holier than thou attitude and doesn't seem to walk around like her shit doesn't stink
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Remember kids, Pepsi totally gives you cancer according to Suzy and her mom, but Coke is okay! With the complete lack of OOTD videos and almost no full body appearances lately, I think it's safe to say she's gained even more weight lately. I think the fact that her thyroid problem turned out to be nothing really threw her for a loop, and she has no idea what to do about the weight.
if she just cut out soda and laid off the constant carbs she'd be fine, have more energy, and probably gain some positivity or ambition.
idk what her mental situation in but (sage for the incoming armchair psych, sorry guys) people who gain that much weight that quickly, especially during their public marriage failures, probably have some mental stuff going on even if it's mild and treatable through lifestyle changes. If she changed her diet alone she'd lose weight and be more pleasant to be around. Constant carbs and soda cause a ton of inflammation, so many studies concluded that a subset of depression is caused by body, specifically brain, inflammation. Considering she literally does nothing but complain, it's reasonable to think her bad attitude is really just a symptom of garbage health. Sorry if this has already been covered here!
It's frustrating watching someone sabotage their career with a bad attitude when it could be caused by something as simple as bad eating/lack of exercise to burn off cortisol. She'd probably feel loads better with a probiotic and omega-3s.
Her sugar intake is a whole other obvious issue she needs to stop fucking with considering how young she is and how she has a legit platform she shouldn't be screwing up. How many people bought her tacky jewelry that she barely had to lift a finger to create? She's lucky af and the self sabotage is unreal.
tl;dr diet plays one of the biggest roles in your life quality, you can't convince me this girl has reached her full potential lol, so I feel bad + health advice.
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She's obviously gaining weight - this shot was taken earlier this month and even through the filters you can see that her cheeks are a lot more plump.
I'm guessing her next unboxing video will reveal if she's at her heaviest.
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I guess she's been stress-eating since her shop has opened, and you're right in the fact that the OOTD videos have come to an absolute halt. Maybe she's back to her heaviest weight seen on the Camel Up videos - or perhaps even larger than that…
Omg spoiler that image that's disgusting.
Seriously though I remember when I saw that video and it's like… Wow, she's fucking huge… She looked like she was nearing 280 in that video.
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She not fat she thicc
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I'm no artist but I tried to make it more accurate.
At least they got the lips right.
Agree anon, I was in her situation (but didn't complain it constantly and didn't have instagram etc) and changed my diet how you describe and am now way healthier and my mood swings and depression are gone (though there are some issues but it is not tolerable instead of crippling).
Also about the depression thing, a big thing is also lack of healthy fats in the brain. Not just omega-3s but saturated fat and cholesterol from food helps the brain repair itself. You can get it from vegetable sources too, like from avocado and coconut, nuts, etc
Even if she just cut out processed shit and switched to a more whole foods diet with some healthy fat she would feel so much better.
But we all know she'll just keep cramming ice cream and doughnuts and soda in her face
But this isn't the place for diet advice because we all know that suzy would never follow it anyway (just look at comments on her instagram suggesting healthy alternatives to sugar laden coffee in the morning).
But if any anons out there are in suzy's situation just know that you don't have to become a fat, lazy cow like suzy
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Suzy is sleepy because of the… weather??
I hate that ugly thing she does with her eyeliner, the jarring triangles at her inner eye, every time. It looks so fucking bad how does she not realize this?>>323188
Sunny weather makes me sleepy personally. Overcast weather gives me energy, I am a night person tho.
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The thing with Suzy is she knows how to stay thin and be in shape. There are old pictures of her at the gym wearing really tight fitting workout clothes and she's wicked thin and was just as thin in her videos. So at one time she must have had a good diet and exercise regimen. I think she's just straight up given up on staying in shape now that she's married and the thyroid thing is a convenient excuse that she probably uses on herself as well as others, like 'oh I try but my thyroid problem prevents me from losing weight and I can't get the right medication yadda yadda yadda'
I wouldn't care about her weight if she didn't make excuses, try to hide it, and was interesting in any way. She's just a wannabe.
Also, looking up old pictures of her is really sad. Or they're pictures of Jean.
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Suzy retweeted this which is kinda ironic.
I dunno if she thinks that because of Arin she is also the boss of gamegrumps.
Imagine Suzy having an actual job where she had to work instea of meeting in at 12 to drink coffee and look at instagram.
this is stupid as shit anyway, because no one just starting out professionally is going to be good at all / any of these things
it DOES take talent to be inherently good at being prepared, being coachable, having work ethic etc
most of those things come with time and experience unless you're magically talented
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In other news, Arin seems to have lost a shit ton of weight lately
Pic from their last show
also danny looks hella gross
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Also found this pic of danny in the subreddit and I honestly don't know what to think of it
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He does look slimmer. He also looks better when he's not dressed like a slob and wearing those ugly harem pants
I mean, anyone looks better when they're not in a dirty white shirt and awful pants, but props to Arin to improving how he looks!
I'm honestly so curious to see how Suzy is going to react to that, tho
I honestly wished she'd become motivated and lost weight too, but it's Suzy we're talking about
that reminds… Suzy hasn't uploaded anything to her main channel in a month. AND she hasn't done an unboxing since February.
Maybe she's actually holding true to her word that she would stop with being an unboxing channel.
Or she's lazy.
Or, tinfoil time, she lost her sponsorships with the people that would send her stuff.
Thats right, because drawing a shity thumbnail concept design and clasping the necklace onto the chain is soooo much work…
I would not be surprised if she used that as an excuse and then continue to complain how hard Mondays are, like Bitch, do something productive with your life and strive to accomplish your ambitions to the best of your abilities. And if your best is shit then strive for improvement, not jumping from one thing to another after learning that you can't do jack shit and getting no where at all…
Lol, couldn't Arin have enough decency to not be in the reflection when she's taking videos
Tho it kinda makes it weirder how he's just hanging about whIle she's just turning around
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Imagine being almost 30 and using words like "smol"
Same anon but yeah. It is. She 'prolly isn't educated enough to go to a breeder that cares and will end up with a cat from a pet store from a backyard breeder/mill. I just think it's amusing she thinks people love her and are her best friends when everything she is they are against and hate.
Does she really not see how fucking hated she is?
Most strays need to be put down, not adopted.
They're a plague to the local wildlife and they often take up resources that could go to more personable abandoned cats who would have a better chance at adoption.
Be mad at her for buying from an unverified breeder or mill, not because you expect her to pay a shelter handsomely for a gamble with a mangey cat possessing a feral temperament.
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Beating a dead horse maybe, but another example of the goffick queen just wandering around in a white Abercrombie hoodie
North, but I thought they made a difference between feral stray and other.>>325046
Suzy buys expensive freaks of nature, and I like cats so whatever.
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snooze looks fucking dead underneath that smile
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Seriously when was the last time Suzy didnt talk about being tired?
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Is this the one you're thinking of?
As somebody who also gains weight in the chin area incredibly fast when I put on some pounds, I can confirm its fucking frustrating.. My fat goes directly to my belly and my chin just like Suzy, meanwhile my ass and my boobs remain small. Weight distribution isn't fair, but thats life.
That should just be even MORE reason to stay healthy and slim. I used to think it was sooo unfair but now I see it as my personal encouragement for a healthy lifestyle.
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"But I'm totally on a diet and losing weight, guys!"
She's probably just doing that thing that fat people do to justify their eating behaviour
"Oops I poured twice the amount of cereal in my bowl… oh well, it won't hurt just this once" as they do it everyday…
She's displaying typical fat logic behavior, and considering the posts she made about being curvy a year ago I wouldn't be too surprised that she'll hop on the fat acceptance wagon when her weight gets to 300
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That angle lmao
Oof that wig is not good for her
Nor that white shirt…
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It doesn't look like she lined her inner corners as much this time… so I guess that's a plus?
(I'm honestly having a hard time figuring out if she did or not because of her filter abuse. When I zoom in I think I might see them)
>Still my fav self portrait 🖤
I… think she might be a bit delusional. Is it her fav because it hides her chins, her body, and her arm doesn't look too massive?
"► Mukbang Grocery Haul► Part 23 - Kitty Kat Gaming"
"Hey kids, it's time for another episode of Kitty Kat Gaming, with your host - Mortem3r! KKG! KKG! Yaaayy!"
Tube, it's hic
A very full Suzy waves listlessly to the camera, the floor is littered with empty containers and discarded boxes. She wheezes.
"I don't know whether to start on the…ugh… large pizza or the doritos, so…" She proceeds to dump a bag of chips onto the top of the pizza and begins to gorge.
"I've been working so chomp
hard you guys… you have no idea chew
what mondays are like for someone swallow
like me, I need a vacation…URP
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>it's a little sweet
It's pop, it's all sugar
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She says she won't get lip fillers because they cause cancer and yet
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Everything in this picture is awful. The lips, the wig, all the photoshop and filters lmao.
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Suzys 10 year old highschool pic
She put up a video a few months ago where she did her high school makeup routine… and yeah.
Her standard eyeliner is there.
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Is it consistent though? Or does she just do all this for one day, expect instant changes, and then just go back to drinking soda and eating junk food?
Notice how she wrote "move often" and not "exercise". To her "moving often" is probably having to walk downstairs to get herself a Pepsi.
Vitamins don't really mean jack. She seems like the kind of person who would take whatever you told her to (even if the basis is old wives tales), not what she actually needs/would be lacking in.
I also watch what I eat, as I put it in to my face.
I bet she lies on caloric intakes/serving sizes just like she lies about fitting into a size small.
Water also only does so much, especially when you know for a fact she isn't ONLY drinking water. I bet she drinks some kind of bottled water with a gimmick not normal water.
Ugh, she's so frustrating.
She's such a fucking liar. The amount of sugary/greasy garbage she posts on Instagram contradicts this, and I bet that's only a fraction of what she actually consumes.
She only posts about the especially fancy or special desserts (eg. Disneyland sweets).
Also the fact that she's ballooned to the size of a walrus obviously proves that all of this 'healthy lifestyle' bullshit is just that.
Stop being so in denial Suzy and just admit you eat like shit.
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Can somebody please explain to me why Suzy want to know this so badly?
I'm not even trying to be shady I legit don't get it
so she can make custom ones to make money
if im wrong, ill be fucking surprised
reminder that brian was in some paper, and all his partners had uni listed and he had fucking ninja sex party and game grumps
such a waste
as someone who has been published, I would be fucking livid if one of my colleagues put something like "Ninja Sex Party" or "Game Grumps" on our papers. Yes, it's who Brain works with. Yes, it's technically okay to put those there, I guess. But does it /belong/ there? Absolutely not. It makes us /all/ of the collaborators look bad and the department look like a joke. Academia is serious and sometimes you need to have some fun but this is not how you do it, especially when others' credibility and grant money is on the line. Not everyone has an easy 2 hour work week job to fall back on, especially not people in academia.
I feel so bad for everyone else who worked with Brian.
>Brian Wecht is a comedian, musician, and theoretical physicist. After holding research positions at Harvard University, the Center for Theoretical Physics at MIT, the Institute for Advanced Study, and the University of Michigan, Brian was a faculty member at Queen Mary University of London, where he worked on string theory, supersymmetry, and quantum field theory. In 2015, Brian left academia for a career as a comedy musician and YouTube gamer.
This paper looks promising. Yes, Zotto has done some interesting work in the past, I am looking forward to reviewing this groups' findings.
Hmm, University of North Carolina, good good. Wolfram Research oh that's impressive. And ah yes what's the last one. Game Grumps and Ninja Sex Party. What the fuck am I reading?
If she wants bipolar disorder, she can have mine. Here bitch experience being switched around on various antipsychotics and SSRIs and having to take anticonvulsants for the rest of your life.
Hope you have fun with impulsive sex, suicide attempts, and drug addictions.
I fucking hate self diagnosed "manic depression". It's not some special snowflake disorder. It's awful and extremely hard to manage even with meds and therapy.
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Suzy is so deep and poetic about death guys, my good grief
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Wow, Suzy looks absolutely terrible. That bloat on her face is horrendous. No wonder she hasn't been posting any OOTDs! Arin looks off for some reason, but it does look like he's lost weight.