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No. 2133999

Kaijuno/Jessica Peck, according to herself and her Tumblr following, is a retired, published, award-winning nuclear astrophysicist with 2 PhDs and a 158 IQ, as well as an author, artist, AI expert, professor, pilot, substance abuse counselor, sex worker, amateur self-surgeon with formal medical training, and the “most interesting woman in the world.”
In reality, all she has accomplished since being dismissed from her undergraduate program in 2017 is scamming her impressionable audience with copy-pasted donation posts about an eviction court date that occurs every single month, leaving her on the cold streets of Michigan, while dying of hypoglycemia and starvation and a myriad of other exaggerated health conditions. Kaijuno has a long history of pointlessly lying about every aspect of her existence, such as claiming obvious AI art as her own, shooping her selfies to have heterochromia, stealing posts from around the web, calling herself a homeowner then begging for rent mere months later.

Copypasta donation posts:
>>>/snow/2082661
>>>/snow/2085526
Callout post debunking her multiple PhDs:
>>>/snow/2082658

Astrophysicist LARP history:
>LARPs as jaded ex-academic who’s seen too much and quit academia due to “government intervention,” having “built illegal machines” and “done math she shouldn’t have” despite not having a single degree and never meaningfully entering academia to begin with
>attended CMU as an undergraduate 2015-2017 studying everything from before being dismissed with a GPA of 0.0-1.49, according to the school’s dismissal policy
>she claims the university hired her as a sophomore student to do full-time research 40 hours a week, alongside working as a proctor and a tutor, and that is the reason she flunked out
>immediately copes by claiming to have been accepted in a top 10 school, “self-publishing” somehow as a rogue astrophysicist
>misrepresents poster project made her sophomore year as her first publication in a scientific journal, continuously using a picture taken as proof of her achievements
>refuses to link papers under the fear of doxxing, but readily shares her full name Jessica Peck on her gofundmes, under which no astrophysics papers exist
>unable to answer basic questions about her field from curious followers
>contradicts self constantly on the highest degree she has achieved (bachelor’s in only 2.5 years? masters? 2 PhDs?)
>a collage of cope >>>/snow/2082930

Miscellaneous lies:
>claims to have grown up in and out of homeless shelters working 3 jobs through college to dunk on other e-beggars, though by all accounts lived with her family before moving out
>makes melodramatic, sappy fake posts about bonding with minorities despite being a “little white girl” and everyone clapping; these garner thousands of notes
>abandoned OnlyFans advertised with appalling photos of her similarly obese moid and Luna Slater body, defensively claims to have been a sex worker making “hella money”

Truthful claims:
>is over 300 pounds >>>/snow/2082759
>too stupid to use an oven >>>/snow/2082701

Previous Threads:
>>>/snow/2082658 (E-Begging Cringe Thread)
>>>/snow/2097403 (Thread #1)

Links:
https://kaijuno.tumblr.com
https://www.instagram.com/jkaijuno/
https://www.facebook.com/jkaijuno
https://www.reddit.com/user/JaylahxPeach/
https://onlyfans.com/jaylahpeach

No. 2134000

Recent Milk
>Dad lore continues: anarchist redneck, drug lord, construction worker, now has terminally cancer again >>2097997, >>2100186, >>2128323, >>2098737, >>2132978
>Claims to have a pilot’s license, moose farm lineage, construction job experience, and street fight skills. Still no job >>2100503 >>2101357
>Greys Anatomy-esque fiction about both of her grandpas, one of which is presumably the moose farmer >>2101529
>Plagiarizes popular tumblr posts word for word >>2101531
>Once in 2023 she admitted she made up lies while manic before rebranding it as genius >>2100517
>Made up boyfriend with multiple degrees and two months to live >>2104778
>Makes up a fake starving stray dog to beg people for money. When asked for a photo of the dog, she starts backtracking and saying the dog was found, tries to excuse herself by saying "well, I don't know if the owner of this dog would consent to me uploading a photo of the dog online!" >>2102190
>She can work on her car for hours and garden but claims she’s too physically disabled to work >>2114391
>Horrifying NSFW Reddit alts and Onlyfans account posted >>2105792, >>2124326
>Claims she's living in a "roach-infested crack motel" and needs $105 to put a down payment on a house in the ghetto >>2108286
>Old bios shows constant lying and identity-shifting (gender, heritage, majors, twin brother who vanishes) >>>2110058
>Claims she got a near-perfect score on the ACT (score she claims varies) and that she was accepted into MIT >>2113150, >>2111303
>Claims to be neglecting her service cat who "signals" when she's in distress in attempt to get donations >>2109440, >>2116164, >>2120325, >>2132247
>Bragging about having POA over an aging parent as a middle schooler >>2117246
>Says no one in her family graduated high school or college, contradicts other claims about her mom and stepdad being nurses >>>2118270
>Balcony fine saga: claims she’s going to sue for being fined for fairy lights and a bird feeder and is being targeted by her "Karen" property manager, but she shares the notice where it says it's for dead plants >>2118467, >>2122023
>Apparently now she's an ex tornado chaser >>2119040, >>2119050, >>2119051, >>2119056
>Claims teacher abused her for reading advanced books and wouldn't let her eat, claims the superintendent of her childhood's school district wants to take legal action after reading her Facebook post >>2121206, >>2127461
>Wattpad/tumblr "Imagine"-esuqe stories about her crushes >>2123679, >>2133316
>Has a tumblr shitpost and TOP lyrics permanently branded onto her body >>2133311, >>2133312

No. 2134001

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Holy shit why would you think anyone cares to read this novel about the origin of your name, and your name is fucking JESSICA

No. 2134002

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bless you OP for making this comprehensive thread

Shes posting about her past life now, as if her current one wasnt interesting enough. Pretty sure her provider cut off her internet (if that’s even true) to get her to shut the fuck up.

No. 2134003

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>>2134002
some more grandiose lies include her extended director’s cut edition of the reincarnation/past life lie where she says she knows an “Army Guy” (this one didn’t make it to tumblr since anti-war lefties would undoubtedly cut their funding) as well as milking her hospitalization for asspats.

Nonnas, did you know Lady Jessica is also a youth addiction counselor now? What can’t she do?!

No. 2134004

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>>2134003
forgot to include the screenshot but it’s here

No. 2134006

>>2134002
"Your payment is due July 15th"
She doesn't even care anymore people will donate even with the reality of the lie right there in words

No. 2134009

>>2134002
she’s either multiple months behind, paying for the highest tier (which e-beggars have no business doing), or both. (my bill is $70 per month for highest-tier gig-speed)

No. 2134074

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>>2133316
I also have this habit. I can start posting more of them too since there are anons who cant read her tumblr. Any specific types of her content that others like most? Some categories to choose from: astrophysicist academia larp, ebegging, druglord-daddy, illnesses, everybody clapped stories, random pointless lies, stories about romantic suitors/crushes.

Astrophysicist larp is funniest to me, so here’s an old post of hers pretending she took a picture that was actually taken by the Hubble telescope according to her instagram post.

No. 2134076

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Great thread Nona! Thank you for putting the effort in, Jessica really is such a favorite cow of mine.
She's that old school retarded and it's a breath of fresh air

>>2134001
She just gonna graze over how she at the ripe age of TWO spoke in perfect sentences? Not to mention how she was able to tell a coherent story with multiple plot lines and a coherent structure?
No? Ok.
Just happy to see gifted kids grow up and make use of their potential like she did.

No. 2134078

>>2134074
Oh just keep em coming. Astro/academia larp is hilarious!
Everyone clapped is also hilarious since she can't stop herself with the "bro, like,… And THEN!" millenialisms. When she combines the two is where she really shines, her "forbidden math" is a straight up comedy masterpiece

No. 2134100

>>2134001
such a genius author couldn't figure out how to spell Harkonen or Harkkonen yet thought of this, for sure Loch Jessie, for sure.

No. 2134112

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>>2134001
This is the only reason why you were named Jessica:

No. 2134142

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she has been milking the dad post lately. it's the first post of hers in awhile to do well (currently sitting at just under 6.5k notes) so I guess the high is getting to her and she needs to keep the story going

No. 2134144

>>2134100
it's just a variation of spelling, nonna. Very normal. Dune makes plenty of alterations of that fare.
>>2134001
>if you've read the last books
>space jewish people
Only in Chapterhouse and they're not space Jews. They're just Jews. I'm not sure what this has to do with the nominative meaning of Jessica because the first book introduces the Orange Catholic Bible and it's littered wth religion and mysticism.
>The bene gesserit witch
Based on how much of a liar she is I don't believe she's actually read all the way to Chapterhouse kek. Not even most Dune fans do. It sounds like this is info drawn from a fanwikia poorly summarised.
>Her name was Lady Jessica for a reason I'm certain
yes it's in the books, Jessica. It's in the books.

No. 2134145

>>2134001
>my mom is Wiccan
Come on

No. 2134146

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>>2134001
here's her post from march 2020 about her time in the ICU. she's added a lot of new, fun details ever since, it seems.

No. 2134170

>>2134074
fuck tumblr for locking people who dont have accounts from reading these masterpieces of retardation. Can you post about her academia larp and ''everybody clapped stories'' she's such an interesting cow.

No. 2134226

>>2134142
Why does she feel the need to lie about this shit? Utterly disgusting.

No. 2134229

>>2134142
This is gonna turn in to "he later told me, on his deathbed, he was the one who forced him to take the overdose. He wrote (because cancer) that he couldnt tell me earlier because he wanted me to remember him as my loving father who would give his life for me, not take one.
As I read the note I saw tears running down his cheeks, and hoo boy, lemme tell you, watching your drug cartel boss/concrete pourer/moose farm owning dad who raised me by himself together with my mom cry, that really hits you… in the feels. As I cried with him I told him that "you didn't take that man's life, you saved mine" and he closed his eyes and his heart stopped. His dr literally told me that I was the reason my dad allowed himself to let go because no matter how sick he became he was always writing notes asking for me. So his Dr said that me allowing him to say those final words was the one thing he needed to find peace and he's happy the new generation in academia is so compassionate. The kids are alright.
Also, being in the hospital helping the staff coordinating my fathers care has made my bloodsugar really, like, REALLY im like lowkey freaking out, low so if you could help with some money that would be rad because I really dont wanna go back there today when I know how much they have to do (like, i had to give my dad his morphine IV because they were so understaffed and no one came). Thank you"

No. 2134239

>>2134146
>temporary type 1 diabetes
>most of my insulin making cells were killed!
Sooooo is she implying that insulin making cells can just up and multiply and return to working order in her retarded, magical reality? Top fucking kek. If she actually ever had type 1 she'd already be in a coma due to horribly prolonged HYPERglycemia, not dying because of hypoglycemia like she claims every time her fupa rumbles in hunger.

No. 2134253

>>2134229
KEK NONNA you should ghostwrite for her. A masterpiece

No. 2134256

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ofc Jess weaves in a lie about needing a cane, it was all the rage back then(this is ancient, sage it)

No. 2134258

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>>2134256
also claimed shes some kind of recreational drug hedonist published academic

No. 2134262

>>2134002
A couple of hours earlier she posted (I forgot to screenshot) that she was stranded on the road because she ran out of gas and needed money but I guess she made it home to post about her internet being shut off instead

No. 2134266

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>>2134258
is she retarded

No. 2134272

>>2134112
Lmao she wants to be special so bad, she even says in >>2134001 that her parents wanted her to name her Jessica after a TV program and a song. She's just like every other Jessica born in the 90s, whose names probably have the same origins as hers. How much do you want to bet that half her class was called Jessica and she desperately wanted to stand out?
It's OK Jess, you'll always be Enoby Dank'ness Dementia Raven Way to us.
>>2134256
Does she know that astronauts need to be in excellent shape and health and they need to exercise daily in space? You know, because of the lack of gravity and the effects it has on the human body? Jess couldn't walk up a flight of stairs without three heart attacks.
>>2134266
That? Is insane. Hoo boy wowzers, time to break out the ol' publisheroonio and pump out some papers on that there cat!

No. 2134276

>>2134258
recommending robotripping is so fucking retarded. it's not even really a psychedelic, it's a fucking dissociative. not exactly a fun and groovy time. repeated use turns you into a slowed down drooling idiot.
>>2134266
this among other posts of hers makes me believe that she actually does robotrip kek

No. 2134279

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>>2134276
lol nonna. also i cant keep up with her lies anymore lol

No. 2134284

>>2134256
it's funny that she has her ask box turned off now and she can't send self-mail gushing about how incredible she is anymore. small price to pay for the number of people who would be asking her about her obvious lies, I guess

No. 2134289

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reposting as this was the rightful threadpic

No. 2134292

>>2134284
I can’t believe nobody calls her out in the posts. They’re either too stupid to notice or they just ignore her bc she’s a weirdo

No. 2134301

>>2134229
Wow you killed this nonna

No. 2134302

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The way she types and
>request unsolicited

No. 2134319

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Big Jess is stupid enough to start a “trutrans” debate while e-begging from TRAs lol. There goes your pay pigs

No. 2134320

>>2134319
>I have a dead name
Yet she literally posted this yesterday >>2134001

No. 2134322

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>>2134319
She posted all this minutes ago but already says she’s getting a bunch of hate emails about it. Why is she like this

No. 2134325

>>2134279
>>2134258
Honestly, cutting through all the unnecessary bullshit lies I find myself kind of believing she's into robotripping. Her posts are so retarded and nonsensical, it would make sense.

No. 2134328

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The mid-sentence (TW!!). She's lost a paypig for good

No. 2134336

>>2134319
She must be dumber than I thought because why would she post something trans critical completely
unprompted on the website she ebegs on that's full of TRAs?

No. 2134339

>>2134302
Her fucking foot looks like elderly people’s swollen feet when they sit down for too long with no activity but nope that’s just her foot in it’s natural state

No. 2134341

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She’s genuinely so fucking dense and I don’t mean her visceral body fat lol

No. 2134344

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>>2134341
Mind you, she’s posting this is because 1 pooner disagreed with her (rather respectfully for an Internet discourse). One.

No. 2134345

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No. 2134350

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It’s interesting how Jess’s libfem way of “respectfully agree to disagree” blew up in her face and she spiraled out immediately when one (1) person called her out and said she’s out of bounds. (I personally believe it was fine but I like that she fucked herself over because her ego is nearly as big as her)

She can use her made up scenarios (canvassing, protesting, made up assaults) for points all she wants but she truly fucked with her chances of credibility here. If she gets the terf label she wont recover lol

No. 2134352

>>2134302
Wtf she looks like the corpse of a fetus. She's got the same body type as the 18th century babies in formaldehyde jars in the surgical musuem

No. 2134360

She started this truscum posting debacle but didn't actually say anything. She just aid she said something and got called out. It's a totally manufactured storm in a tea cup (obviously) - but it's probably for a reason.
She probably is trying to court attention from GCs or RWers or basically anyone who isn't her current audience of TRAs; because she's noticed that their mutual aid market is utterly saturated. That, and they've got sick of and noticed the endless lies and pattern of begging.
New frontiers beckon! Engage clumsy attempt to manufacture Canceled-by-woke-mob grift manuovre

No. 2134363

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Here’s a string of old posts where she talks about “stealing her research” from her University after her dismissal. That highly coveted research? That stupid fucking poster again lol.

No. 2134364

>>2134145
>my moms is wiccan
Damn pity Momma Juno couldn't cast a spell for her to lose some damn weight

No. 2134367

>>2134345
Wow. I don’t know a lot about trans issues but this fucking temper tantrum … she’s one to call someone else mentally ill

No. 2134368

>>2134363
>I left the university where I spent the last year doing research and they were like "ah cool all that work you did…. that's ours now"
That is literally how all jobs work. Theoretically in this fictional world they paid you for whatever work you did and they own it. So…what? I don’t understand how this sort of shit appeals to Tumblrites

No. 2134369

>>2134320
Her dead name is probably Jessie

No. 2134372

>>2134363
She couldnt research her own arsehole (literally she is too big to wipe)

No. 2134375

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>>2134363
apparently she deleted her faq page lol. i wonder why?

also picrel just sums up her entire motto(sage your shit)

No. 2134377

if shes aiming for that she’s dumb as shit because mutual aid culture is only met with getting laughed at in those crowds. she cant pull off a “poor little white girl” schtick on account of not exactly being “little”.
>>2134360

No. 2134379

>>2134360
I keep coming back to this reply because it makes so much sense but she's so retarded but also wouldn't that ruin her social standing IRL since she's so lackadaisical about doxing herself. Even if she did a hard pivot to TERF tumblr they wouldn't give her money, and if she did a hard pivot to the right they also wouldn't give her money because they hate fat ebegging tards. She really has no other way to make money, because she's tried the OF thing to literally 0 success so she kind of needs to stay in the good graces of arrested development tumblr.

No. 2134382

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saged because this post is stupid but i still need people to laugh at her trying to convince others she has a wattpad life

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No. 2134392

>>2134384
My new favorite cow, kek how does this shit not get called out

No. 2134395

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>>2134272
>>2134253
Thanks nonas, appreciate it!

>>2134319
"Not biologically ofc" hahahahahaha go gettem tiger! How can she be so fucking stupid she shares her truscum beliefs on Tumblr? I'm not disagreeing with her on that one take but seriously, I know she's "blind as fuck" but at least try to read the room and not shit where you eat. This is hilarious

No. 2134397

>>2134350
This troon is so fucking annoying kek
>if you don't agree with me then you hate me and want to take my rights
Too bad Jessica wasn't brave enough to tell them to 41%

No. 2134426

>>2102172
Kek she forgot to shoop the heterochromia into this one

No. 2134478

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No. 2134484

>>2134144
nta I don't wanna sperg but it's truly the author fucking up a name because he didn't know it was finnish, thought it was a soviet name and absolutely misspelled it
>>2134341
this is hilarious, what was she expecting?

No. 2134491

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>i walk around 7-10 miles a day

No. 2134513

>>2134491
>And considering most of my family are giants (6'+ and 250lbs+), it's not necessarily an indicator of poor health that I'm a large woman.
… But Jessie, you're 5'2"!

No. 2134525

>>2134229
>dad who raised me by himself together with my mom
I love your beautiful mind nonnie, please write more

No. 2134528

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>>2134302
she deleted her BPD trans freak out over nothing and instead added some new lore about her PCP. makes me wonder why she's always begging for hospital money when she apparently is this close to her personal doctor.

No. 2134531

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also someone is finally replying to her with the obvious in the notes of her ebegging for internet post and her stranded post >>2134478

No. 2134532

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someone else wisened up about her but not before donating to her multiple times

No. 2134533

>>2134484
spoilering a comment doesn't change that it's OT kek, and I would hardly call what you're doing sperging. I mean that in a bad way. The spirit of the comment (that Herbert is not a genius/Jessica's name meaning isn't deep because he thought a Finnish name sounded Soviet) is wrong and I'll die on that hill. I'm not letting a cow ruin Dune.

No. 2134535

>>2134229
Yea when I first read that post I thought she was implying he was the one who killed him

>>2134258
No one is giving her psychedelics, but they could totally be giving her fake shit and telling her its psychedelics. She wouldn't know the difference.

No. 2134544

>>2134533
responding to an ot comment is ot as well so(minimod)

No. 2134550

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Can’t believe 2 people actually voted No

No. 2134554

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Logged into my old ass defunct tumblr account to see the #kaijuno tag. There’s a new tumblr now that isn’t parabiota called kaijuno-kallout kek

No. 2134555

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No. 2134556

>>2134319
>believing you have to have gender dysphoria to actually be transgender outside of the trendy sense is a violent hate group
???????

No. 2134557

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Possibly old milk but 4/17/25 she claims to not have rent money but also had enough money to put a down payment on a house

No. 2134558

>>2134344
>naming yourself grim
>talking too much, being unreasonable and dramatic
Yeah

No. 2134562

>>2134379
This is the second time I've seen someone use lackadaisical in her threads can we get some better thesaurus words

>>2134491
>can deadline 350 lbs
I don't understand, is she saying that because she can walk around while being 350 lbs?

No. 2134570

>>2134363
is she stupid, even from afar i know "educate me" is the most offensive thing you can say to these people, who always reply "my time isn't free, who do you think you are asking me to serve you info and my experience" etc.
trying so hard to appear flawed but open-minded and willing to learn to the dumbest possible people

No. 2134585

>>2134478
She was stranded on the road YESTERDAY and deleted the post. I guess she thinks nobody saw that.

No. 2134587

>>2134557
She’ll be posting her July eviction post this week

No. 2134599

>>2134554
How do these dumb mfs say "possibly" when all you have to do is one search.
Hell, you can use chatgpt to search the required databases FOR you and in 1 minute you'll have the results. She has 0 published work in the field she claims, or in any field for that matter. Not via university nor "self published". There are no papers referencing her works and the only time her name comes up is in the poster “Laser Ablation Source Operation and Characterization of Ion Sources” that she presented on the undergrad conference CUWiP 2018. The burden of proof is on jessica so they coming at her with this "maybe possibly and allegedly" is just so lame since academic success is one of the easiest things to find and prove due to its foundation being publications.
If you can't find anything there is no academic career.
I'm sure the tumblrs read here so hopefully next callout post will be less weak

No. 2134607

>>2134562
>I don't understand, is she saying that because she can walk around while being 350 lbs?
She said 'deadlift,' not 'deadline.' Deadlifting is a type of weight exercise, she was trying to say that she can lift over 350lbs because she wanted to project the image that most of her body weight is from muscle not fat.

>>2134550
I wonder how she'll respond to the growing discontent surrounding her grifting. I'll doubt she'll ever acknowledge it, but surely she realizes that it's time to change up her strategy? I'm surprised she hasn't using generative AI to make 'novels' to sell to her fan base. Surely an astrophysicist turned artist turned professor turned pilot turned substance abuse counselor turned sex worker could enter the field of omegaverse literature?

No. 2134609

>>2134607
I know what a deadlift is, deadline was a quick autocorrect I overlooked, cunt. I was pointing out the absurdity of the claim. I hate that some of you have the same fat ass kaijuno bazinga vibe.

>>2134585
Stranded on the road with no gas and no one to call, no wifi in her apartment, no way to pay rent, blood sugar crash out on the daily, kitten starving… like, can she get. Uhh… a ride to the hospital? My dudes.(infighting)

No. 2134611

>>2134609
Then learn to proofread, cunt.(infighting)

No. 2134616

Wait, hold up.
When did dad die? She made this post >>2128788 last thread and now shes tripping at her dad's funeral.
Did he die and they held a funeral in the last two weeks? >>2134279
But she mentioned on Tumblr 2 days ago she told him about the sexual assault "a few days ago".
Wtf is she doing

No. 2134618

>>2134616
she has her biological dad and step dad. she usually doesn’t specify which is which and really they’re just props for her stories.

She added to her dad masterpost that he has terminal cancer and will die soon. She later deleted it that same day, so it’s hard to say.

Sad that she feels the need to lie about such horrible events. She probably feels like she’ll soon be ignored online the same way she is IRL. She’s a fat NEET living in squalor so I get why most people have kept their distance.

No. 2134629

>>2134616
All lies to farm notes. Check the date, the funeral robotripping post is from 2023.

No. 2134643

>>2134491
I wish she would actually start weightlifting. It would be good for her to have a hobby and one that also helps with her physical and mental health

No. 2134653

>>2134491
>Can't find the article
>But Bill Nye said it so it must be true
Kek

No. 2134665

>>2134562
>Random sperg out because you read a word twice in one thread
This isn't tumblr and you are not funny, literally what this retarded reply even for. Go back.(infight bait/derailing)

No. 2134699

>>2134319
I don't see any of her "TERF" posts on her blog anymore. I guess she realized being anti-troon was a social death sentence on most of tumblr and deleted them.

No. 2134717

>>2134599
>CUWiP
Unless this means something other than the conference for undergraduate women in physics - I don’t believe that’s where she presented. She was kicked out of school in 2017 and her laser ablation poster presentation was at her school’s autumnal equinox expo - likely for a grade, and she had <1.7 GPA so we can assume how that went. OT blog but I’m dying to know how many physics anons are here, I was on the organizing committee for ODU CUWiP in 2016

No. 2134726

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Old caps where she claims she was friends with a murder victim and uses the same anecdote about her criminology class when talking about her alleged dead stepbrother

No. 2134731

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>>2105827
Lying on reddit again about her weight loss with wildly different numbers this time

No. 2134732

File: 1751927188333.png (77.92 KB, 1384x473, local murderer drafted in the …)

>>2134726
>a month ago a guy escaped from his fucking basement but the cops just assumed it was a bad hookup and dropped it
Was writing a comment about how this exact thing happened in the fucking Dahmer case, but I figured I'd google it first… Turns out this did actually happen in 2019, but I'd bet both her doughy tits she did not know the guy, neither the victim nor the killer. She just wanted to feel included.

No. 2134734

>>2134726
>I've seen so many pictures of corpses before I'm so hardcore guys
>I'm so upset about this persons death, its all about me me me
She makes me want to alog sometimes

No. 2134750

File: 1751930092836.png (1.34 MB, 2023x1194, IMG_1186.png)

>6 likes on a crytyping “please pity me” post
>19 on a stolen shitpost she pulled out of her ass for attention

serves her right tbh

No. 2134751

>>2134731
lmaooooo i just noticed she downvoted that guy for calling her out.

No. 2134752

>>2134643
I'm having fun imagining that any of her fitness stats were true, and that her dough is actually solid muscle, merely unorthodox in appearance.

No. 2134755

File: 1751931059410.gif (1.62 MB, 336x253, kevin bacon.gif)

>>2134732
Saw this on the front page and was like uhhh when the fuck did Kevin Bacon die?

No. 2134760

>>2134531
This actually sounds genuine which makes me a bit sad. A bunch of actually poor broke people do have to rely on starbucks and library wifi. She wouldnt survive if she was actually as sick and poor and she claims to be.

No. 2134762

>>2134750
The pancreatitis thing would be pretty sad if there was any chance whatsoever that it was true.

No. 2134792

>>2134611
It was a pretty obvious typo, anon. You've contributed nothing.

>>2134629
Is her stepfather deceased?

No. 2134812

File: 1751948576905.jpeg (805.28 KB, 1284x5421, IMG_8784.jpeg)

>>2134717
It sure sounds like it’s the same thing. Here are the related posts I could find, including one that was already shared (but with the date stamp this time). And glad there’s a physics nona here, I was hoping we had at least one.

No. 2134850

File: 1751964887994.jpg (53.9 KB, 1080x107, AISelect_20250708_105120_Chrom…)

>>2134717
That's the one she presented on, the one on toledo.
Sorry, she is referenced, but this is the one paper i could find in this paper https://www.osti.gov/servlets/purl/1865587 and that states where she presented it
They, unfortunately and many of the other sites, didnt put out a abstract book so can't look it up further from there

No. 2134853

>>2134812
>that first post
Dear god, she really thinks bazinga is a documentary. Nobody fucking talks like that!

No. 2134875

File: 1751975243812.jpeg (660.6 KB, 1170x2148, IMG_1188.jpeg)

She reblogged her Jessica name post again and then posted about her abortion, very likely to garner sympathy so she can draw out more donations. You’d think a retired physicist could land a cushy job.

No. 2134876

>>2134875
She also posted it on reddit for some reason. r/abortion has an automod note under every post saying that the OP will most likely have one or more abusive DM from anti abortion lunatics.
She uses BPD as an insult but she’s so starved of attention, it’s projection

No. 2134879

>>2134554
sorry for asking to be spoonfed but i dont have a tumblr account, could you repost the whole thing? i find detailed breakdowns of cows lies fascinating

No. 2134880

File: 1751976470575.jpg (73.08 KB, 640x480, zi1gzedmizqa1.jpg)

>>2134875
Jess is probably too fat to even show anything on an ultrasound. All her posts sound like picrel

No. 2134886

>>2134875
I feel awful that my first instinct was "lol, she and pumpy have the same grief grift now. Colab time!" She lied so many times my initial instinct is that this is a lie too. Abortions are a awful experience, I guess most women who had one can vouch for that, but IF she had one she's 100% hamming it up due to the recent backlash. Say something terfy? Quick! Cover it up with more big sad!!
Lol but it gives me much pleasure thinking how alike pumpy and jessica are with their constant begging, sad abortions, online whoring, mental instability, constant lying and love of huge consequences creampies.

No. 2134889

File: 1751980007875.jpeg (1.01 MB, 1170x1802, IMG_1175.jpeg)

I wonder if this ornate bong was also $90(random social media posts are not milk/sage your shit)

No. 2134899

>>2134886
>abortions are an awful experience
I’m sure they are for many people, but not necessarily for all

No. 2134900

File: 1751983075206.jpg (407.47 KB, 1080x1080, 20250708_155653.jpg)

>>2134889
Its either $59 or $99… her delusion she's doing something sexy is priceless

No. 2134903

>>2134889
why does she look like a literal corpse in this

No. 2134910

>>2134812
Did she mean to larp as Feynman with that bongo quote or? I'm NOT encouraging cowtipping here I'm talking about other tumblr users, but I wonder if over the years anyone has ever tried to trip her up with a legit sounding fake physics question gotcha. If I were an actual astrophysicist on tumblr I would've personally done it by now (again, not a physicsfag and not saying anyone should mess with the milk) These days she'd probably just run it through ChatGPT and probably sus that it's a trap but oh well. The thought is still funny.

No. 2134912

>>2134812
that's not even a piece of advice (her answer to the question for the conference)
>>2134875
she definitely is angling for right-wing interactions now. First the faux-TERF posts, now the fake abortion she had. You know, after she got pregnant because her fake birth control was negated by the leftover antibiotics she never took after her fake wisdom tooth home surgery.

No. 2134924

File: 1751990843090.jpg (157.07 KB, 1077x784, AISelect_20250708_180459_Tumbl…)

Wiccan mom arc apparently gave her the validation she craved so here we go.
She even found a way to tack it on the abortion

No. 2134945

>>2134924
Incredible. The way she puts everything on a new line for punchy emphasis is a perfect, textbook example of redditspacing. This should be put in our posting guide as an example of what redditspacing is so there’s no more confusion.

No. 2134956

>>2134762
I really wish this woman would stop talking about pancreatitis. It's pretty clear she's never been through it - there's two kinds, ordinary and necrotising, they're both agonising but the necrotising kind is also a medical emergency. She's right that it can flare up again after the first time, but she talks like it's just moderate pain and she can still post to Tumblr etc while in an active flare. Utter bollocks - the pain is like a thermal lance under your sternum, all you can do is scream and cry and beg for it to end. It really does require the hardcore drugs (and emergency surgery for the kind she's pretending to have) but Kaijuno absolutely doesn't and every time she mentions it like "Uuuuugh… I'm. Having pancreatitis again… Can I get $20? For an Uber to the hospital? my dudes?" I just want her to experience the real thing. It's minor but she mentions it all the damn time and it just bugs me.
Also they don't give you any talk about shortened lifespan on diagnosis. The shorter life expectancy is because most people with chronic pancreatitis are alcoholics, it's not some tragic terminal illness.

No. 2134962

File: 1752000495468.jpg (212.7 KB, 750x936, 7weeks.jpg)

>>2134875
this is such a lie wtf. this is what a pregnancy looks like at 7 weeks, around the time she said she had the abortion. it doesn't look like all the pro life images you see. maybe i'm misunderstanding this and correct me if i'm wrong but here is the source of the image https://myanetwork.org/the-issue-of-tissue/

No. 2134988

File: 1752006058933.jpeg (461.85 KB, 1170x1450, IMG_1202.jpeg)

>>2134962
she deleted this comment off reddit but here she is stating it in the comments again lmao. maybe she realized she was peddling pro life arguments and wasnt getting the amount of pity she hoped for

No. 2134989

File: 1752006103708.png (1.19 MB, 2136x1586, IMG_1205.png)

She’s so scummy I feel like she has no rock bottom

No. 2135014

>>2134989
holy crap, a 6-hour turnaround to peddle a resource another woman kindly provided to her?

She also desperately wanted the "abortion" caused (allegedly) by her self-administered antibiotics, and then e-begged before/after, of course. What a scumbag.

No. 2135022

>>2134875
She has sex? I assumed she never left her house

No. 2135045

>>2134962
>>2134875
alt right grift era lets fucking go! first criticizing trannies now claiming that she shitted a fully formed baby with a face at 8 weeks, she's very obviously aiming for the alt right grift but she's too fat and old to succesfully make it.

No. 2135049

>>2134875
She's fucking crazy. Suddenly dabbling in terfism and thinly veiled anti abortion psyop–is she trying to soft launch into a right wing grift because the left hasn't been giving enough anymore? She's going to be humiliated

No. 2135050

>>2134889
In the least shady way possible I didn't know bras could do this much heavy lifting and she has no top volume to her breasts so I don't understand how this illusion is created

No. 2135057

File: 1752018211046.png (406.42 KB, 559x1380, 1738518717375.png)

>>2135022
Didn't you know nona, a "dick appointment" broke her spine during one of her "breading" sessions kek

No. 2135093

File: 1752025489520.jpeg (540.52 KB, 1170x1476, IMG_1213.jpeg)

She deleted her reddit account, most likely because people have started calling her out in the comments of her abortion reddit post. Face at 8 weeks my ass, Jessica.

No. 2135104

>>2135093
Damn RIP jaylahpeach I guess. Tumblr callout brought in too many self righteous lurkers running her off sites we need to slow down so the milk doesn't dry up

No. 2135108

>>2135093
She obliterated her.

No. 2135151

>>2135093
This is cowtipping

No. 2135165

>>2135151
obviously, but there's no proof it's a farmer. Probably someone from tumblr.

No. 2135166

>>2135151
It's definitely someone from Tumblr, you can tell by the wording of it.

No. 2135167

>>2134491
She's claiming to walk 7-10 miles a day? I'm a very fit person who weighs about 150lbs less than she does, and walking a mile at a casual pace takes me around 20 minutes. There's no way it takes less than 30 minutes for her to waddle a mile. so she's claiming she walks for 4-5 hours a day?

No. 2135175

>>2135151
Not a farmer. 'Mf fr' is not integrated farmer speak.

No. 2135176

>>2135175
but to be fair to ayrt, an integrated farmer would not cowtip

No. 2135179

I want her to go to jail for charity fraud and theft so bad

No. 2135189

>>2135179
No, the milk is delicious. I want her to lie about something retarded that lands her in hot water instead, or go full right wing griftoid.

No. 2135190

>>2135179
'I'm so fucking tired guys. My rent is due tomorrow and I have no money in my account. My car broke down on the way to my physics conference at NASA and I was pulled over by a cop for, uhhhh, being disabled and poor I guess?????
And.
I'm going to be real with you guys.
I'm a tough gal. I gave birth to myself on the steppe with only a bottle of Jack and a selenite heart to help me. I operated on my own spine in the snow using my feet. I have necrotic pancreas problems that flare up all the time.
But this?
This was something else.
Cops have been traumatizing my family ever since my dad, who's the best illiterate nurse anyone could ever have, got busted back in '81 for his links to Billy the Kid. All cops are bastards.
But this one? This one cop in particular? Yeah, this one's BAD bad. I haven't cried this hard since my grade school teacher told me to stop copying homework.
I had no idea that things could get this bad.
I'm literally being held in ICE camps with no phone, no internet, no food and no water. They keep moving me from cell to cell because all the big name gangsters know my daddy back from his cocaine and shroom parties back in the day.
And apparently?
It's for… fraud. They said I did charity fraud and theft.
I'm the brokest mfer in town! I have pancreatic diabetes and early onset bone-related osteoporosis and I have to walk ten miles every time I need medicine because I don't have a car! The last time I got sick I starved for THREE DAYS #140lbs down AND I couldn't even answer the door when my mom brought bananas because of how sick I was!
Guys. I literally don't leave my bed AT ALL. Like, EVER. I had to do my last astronaut training camp over Zoom.
Please. PLEASE. Tell me when I stole ANYTHING. Tell me why I'm being done for 'charity fraud' when I'm in such extreme need all the time and can't even eat or move.
Guys. This is heartbreaking. I don't know if I'll ever recover.
Please, if you can, donate to my bail fund. It's $3,000,000 because I'm at high risk of escape because of my IQ.
Anything helps.
Please.'

No. 2135191

>>2135190
9/10 needs more blood sugar mentions

No. 2135198

>>2134962
Ok but I am not sure if this photoset is really true because this was def not my experience and photos of embryos show they are more formed and visible. Can anyone else with similar experiences share?(derailing)

No. 2135221

File: 1752069467398.jpg (83.93 KB, 1000x750, Laughing-kitten.jpg)

>>2135190
Oh my goodness nonny my sides

No. 2135224

>>2135093
>>2135166
>>2135175
this is 1000% a tumblr user that code switches when they post on lc. or vice versa. either way they are reading these threads because no one who isn't vendettachan about jessica peckish knows her reddit, which afaik is only discussed on here.
>>2135189
she needs to start doing instagram reels

No. 2135226

>>2135198
i don't have any experience with it, but for clarification in those photos the blood and menstrual lining has been washed away. also the embryo photos you see online have been enlarged. but if any other anons have experience with this i would love to hear their input

No. 2135237

Jess could easily get a nursing job like her mother & step father. She's just too lazy to work.

No. 2135241

>>2135224
based on her one youtube video + her horrid nudes I dont think she has the skill to film proper reels with good production value lol. she’d only just expose how filthy her apartment is

No. 2135247

>>2134344
>I'm bipolar. I know how black-and-white thinking works.
>>2134345
>uses BPD as an insult

Bipolar disorder doesn't really give you black and white thinking, outside of the retardation depression gives you. It's certainly not the BPD version of black and white thinking.

In other words, her retarded ass doesn't understand bipolar because she's not bipolar, but she's pretending she is so she can dunk on BPD people, without realizing the symptom she's incorrectly assigning to bipolar disorder and herself is actually a symptom of BPD.

I love how bad she is at lying. She's like a 5 year old with brain damage.(medfagging)

No. 2135249

>>2135165
>>2135166
I seriously doubt they share her “horrid nudes” on tumblr, it’s someone who reads here.

No. 2135250

>>2135247
>uses BPD as an insult
so does everyone else on LC kek
>>2135224
the reason we can never have tumblr cows is because too many tumblrinas lurk here and will immediately send anon asks to whomever is featured here to alert them to the threads, it's gay.

No. 2135254

>>2135224
I agree. Nobody on Tumblr is talking about the nudes, just the scamming and lying. The cowtipper is 100% either a farmer or a lurking Tumblrina.
>>2135250
OT but radfem cows was the absolute worst thread for this. 90% of it was people from radblr nitpicking at boring posts by people the LC posters had probably argued with before or just disagreed with their opinions, or else it was people from radblr WKing their friends who were being discussed. Of course people would deny it when you told them to fuck off back to Tumblr instead of WKing/vendettafagging, but then after the VPN ban the thread finally, magically died and these people don't show up anymore.

No. 2135272

>>2135237
Easily? You still need qualifications to be a nurse, she could become a hospital cleaner maybe but she's too obese to walk that much on a daily basis

No. 2135275

>>2135272
After seeing the condition of her apartment, I don't think she has the qualifications to be a cleaner.

No. 2135295

>>2135198
The embryo's definitely visible at 7 weeks, so I don't know why that image claims otherwise. It's very small though, about the size of a kidney bean if you stretched it out straight. It has a tail and its proportions are wack, but it's recognizably human, or at least humanoid.

What makes her story most implausible is that the embryo should have been inside an amniotic sac, making it look more like a big blood clot than anything else, and she would have had to take a really close look at it to discern any of its features through the sac. I couldn't tell the embryo apart from the rest of what was coming out of me when I miscarried, but I wasn't as far along as she claims she was. I think she didn't realize that the embryo shouldn't come out sac-free.(derailing)

No. 2135304

>>2135295
I miscarried at like 14 weeks and could not discern an embryo. She's absolutely full of shit, and I'm shocked it took lying about an abortion on reddit for her to start getting flack. She really must have a lot of internalized misogyny to be comfortable spreading lies like that. I'm glad she got a thread here. Weirdly enough she's not the first Tumblr user to claim to work for NASA. There was someone who had the handle Zubat that got ran off for charity scamming after that leelah alcorn kid an-hero'd. She also used to post with a NASA lanyard and claimed to be a budding astrophysicist.

No. 2135305

>>2135237
Do you think her “formal medical training” and self-surgery counts as clinical hours and a college degree?

No. 2135309

>>2135237
Sorry to join the dogpile but
>She thinks she's too good to be a nurse, she sees herself as a surgeon or something
>Obtaining a nursing degree requires a very strong work ethic, taking classes alongside clinicals and studying for state exams
>A 0-1.49 GPA is too low to get into even a community college a nursing program
>I don't know the situation in Michigan, but where I live nursing programs are extremely competitive and it can takes years and a bachelor's degree to get into a community college program
I don't know wtf is wrong with her honestly, I know she barely passed high school but she seems conscious enough to learn some sort of trade (Even Chris Chan got an associate's of science) but at the same time she can't pass anything and is not in reality writing 800 word blog posts about why she is named "Jessica." She is an enigma

No. 2135335

>>2135304
I remember Zubat, one of the OG cows. She had a thread here. pt/>>>136666

No. 2135336


No. 2135368

File: 1752098235804.jpeg (477.06 KB, 1170x2414, IMG_1236.jpeg)

I was the one who found Jess’s second reddit account (now deleted) by searching her OF name. I did it again to see if she remade but then found this girl who goes by JaylaPeachy. Does Jessica have a single ounce of originality left to her?

No. 2135379

>>2135368
The jaylapeachy girl looks much better than Jess despite also being fat and at least knows how to pose.

No. 2135391

>>2135379
Well duh, nona. That asian woman is just chubby/fat… jess is full on morbidly obese. Every chubby and basic fat person is going to look better than heifer-ca, regardless if they know how to pose their body. Thats just basic logic. Kek.

No. 2135438

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She just posted:
I relapsed.

I’m in the hospital. Going through withdrawals

I need help.

No. 2135439

>>2135438
Can she stop.

No. 2135442

>>2135438
she pulled the “look how speshul my name and past life is” card, the “aborted 8 week olf fetus with a face” card, usual “give me money im broke” card and the “i got diagnosed with chronic pancreatitis </3” card even though she has talked about her chronic pancreatitis many, many, many times before. i guess maybe a relapse will eke out more donations and pity. she reminds me of unclefather

No. 2135449

>>2135438
Waiting for the inevitable follow up post with her cashapp

No. 2135461

>>2135368
It was probably chosen to purposefully obscure it. Choosing handles that are very similar to other bigger handles can make it easier to hide your footprint, especially from basic searches.

No. 2135519

She had money for alcohol but nothing to put towards internet/electricity/rent?

No. 2135521

>>2135438
The strange thing is, I could actually buy that she is in hospital for alcohol WDs. It's about the only withdrawal they will standard medical inpatient you for, and being big on the drink would also explain her ramping up the begging, dumber recycling of lies, and the insane notion to post her absolutely hideous nudes. Nothing but a wet brain could think those were a good idea.
However at a certain point after you've lied so much, it really doesn't matter. You should be disbelieved as standard, and even if it was true, it's deserved as a cosmic spank for being a shithead lol. It's very likely not even true, it's just that her behaviour is so retarded it could logically only be explained by something similarly dramatic. Honestly I hope it's true because if so she'll be utterly miserable and that abortion lie has pissed me off beyond a certian level. People might belive that and feel even worse about shit they already feel awful about. It spills out of her usual zone into actual harm.

No. 2135523

KEK hospitalised arc from one slightly scolding reddit comment

No. 2135531

>>2135523
If she's even in the hospital.

No. 2135845

>>2135295
I had an abortion via pill at 7 weeks and the process is basically to sit on the toilet until you've passed everything. you're also likely to be horrifically vomiting at the same time (I was). And yeah, everything just looks like blood clots. Even if a fetus at that point has discernable features, she would have had to fish around in her blood chunks to find it and cleaned it off to even be able to see them. While she is disgusting, i don't think she's "fish around in your own bloody toilet chunks until you find your aborted embryo so you can see if it has a face" levels of disgusting.

No. 2135882

>>2135438
Her step father hasn't posted anything abnormal, so I doubt she's in the hospital.

No. 2135893

>>2135190
Call me retarded but I had chatgpt do one:

[photo: grainy close-up of a bandaged stump resting on a Hello Kitty pillow. caption: “healing, kind of.”]

hey besties.
so i got absolutely fucked up by a landmine.

like, cartoonishly.
like one second i’m whole and the next my leg is confetti and the dirt’s wearing my blood like a thrifted accessory.

i woke up in a hospital that smelled like copper and cafeteria jello. the nurse looked at me like i was something she forgot to take out of the freezer. they say i’m “lucky to be alive.” which is a weird way of saying “you get to live like this now.”

so here’s the sitch:
💥 no leg
🧠 full trauma
💸 negative dollars

i’m raising money for:

a prosthetic that doesn’t squeak like a haunted swing

therapy so i stop crying when i hear fireworks

rent, because capitalism doesn’t care if your tibia exploded

something stupid like ice cream or a frog lamp, because i’m still a little guy at heart


if you’ve ever thought “damn i like this person’s vibes”
or if you’re into pity with poetic undertones
drop a coin in the jar.
or a bone. or a prayer. or just reblog it until some rich weirdo feels something.

cashapp: $limbologna
venmo: @boomleg
gofundme: link in bio

love u. from what's left of me.(retarded ai slop)

No. 2135928

>>2135893
If you have to use ChatGPT to make shitpost then maybe don't. Get creative retard.

No. 2135983

>>2135893
please dont subject us to this garbage again

No. 2136070

File: 1752255882212.jpeg (188.62 KB, 1170x931, IMG_1257.jpeg)

lol claiming she can deadlift in the 300s and then says she uses a cpap machine to guilt trip people. i do believe that she uses a cpap though.

No. 2136081

>>2136070
she makes her family seem so evil that none of them will fork up $150, let her live with them, help her with rent. they're all going to abandon her to live in her car, starving with dangerously low blood sugar, and without her medical devices. i mean she claims to have freaking MS. when in reality she has a good relationship with her family to the point of going to family reunions

No. 2136130

>>2135893
Fuck em all nonna, I liked your AI slop

No. 2136136

File: 1752268672461.png (7.54 MB, 1170x2532, IMG_1261.png)

holy shit her teeth

No. 2136138

>>2136136
Her ditto pattern hairline is so interesting

No. 2136159

>>2136136
It's just one big tooth at this point with the cemented plaque joining them all together.

No. 2136169

>>2136136
Why do so many cows have weird teeth?
And I know she can't help her hairline, but it's just such an odd shape, I've never met someone with a hairline like that.

No. 2136174

File: 1752276513451.jpg (949.7 KB, 1080x2105, 1000014037.jpg)

>>2136081
Yep, her step-dad & mom are always out doing activities. They just don't feed into her delusions.

No. 2136177

>>2136136
This picture gave me a deep gut feeling that she probably did weird bathroom stuff in high school like throwing the toilet paper on the ground or leaving it on the sink or some shit.

No. 2136183

>>2136081
>>2136174
im bored and the ai slop made me mad so i thought i'd pitch in.

Hey guys, Jess here.

So like. I thought I should address this.

I get a lot of asks wondering why I can’t ask my family for help with my rent or hospital bills. And like. Fuck. I never wanted to have to bring this up. And it’s not like anyone deserves to know. But maybe it would help to like? Get this off my chest?

When my mother who was a nurse fled into the night and left my illiterate father and I to the wolves (debt collectors were after us at the time. I literally lived in a van for seven months while we were on the run) it turns out she ended up in Hollywood. Like, working the streets Hollywood. Like getting black eyes in police raids on the Boulevard, Hollywood.

And like. I was a kid. I didn’t know it at the time. But years later, when I was across the country on a job for Dad, running drugs from Reno into Sacramento, I met a guy one night while I was blowing off steam at a seedy bar just outside of town. I was the only girl in the place who knew how to work a pool stick, and he liked that. When he challenged me to a drinking competition I knocked back twice his amount of whisky. And like, looking back. The pancreatitis. But fuck man. He was hot. He turned me on. And like, look. I was drunk. There were bricks of cocaine sitting in the back of my car. My arm was still healing from having to stitch it up after flying through the windshield of a semi-truck the week before. I knew that I shouldn’t. Like, I fucking /knew/. But when he asked me to follow him to his place, I didn’t say no.

He took me to a motel. He kept saying my eyes were so familiar, which didn’t make sense because there was only one other person who had heterochromatic eyes like mine, but I let it go. After we made world-ending drug-induced love (remember that cocaine I mentioned earlier?) he passed out, and I had a cigarette outside in my nightgown.

Which is when I heard it. Sobbing. Screaming. From the the next motel room. I knocked on the door to ask if she was okay, but there was no response. But like, I knew those screams. I fucking knew them. I kicked the door in and ran inside.

It was my mother.

When she saw me her reality shattered. She started ripping her hair out. She thought I was a drug induced hallucination, she was so doped up. She kept saying “my moon child, my moon child came to take me to heaven.” Like…fuck, man. You don’t ever forget this shit.

When I got her to calm down she told me everything. She was being pimped out. There was money on her head. She was constantly on heroin, or meth, or both. But the worst part? The worst fucking part?

The man I’d slept with was her pimp.

She was sobbing in my arms like a baby. I didn’t know what else to do, so I called Dad. And my god, that man. He’d never gotten over her. When he was teaching himself to read and write letters, he prop up a framed photo of her for encouragement. Whenever he’d wake up from the withdrawals he’d be screaming her name. He told me to get her somewhere safe and he’d take care of the rest.

Long story short, my mom had to adopt a new name, new identity. Had to marry a new man and start a new family to make it convincing. It’s too dangerous for me to contact her, but she sends me bananas to let me know when shes thinking about me (banana was my dad’s first written word). As for him? Well, he pissed off the biggest drug lord in Reno. And like. It’s hard to understand these things if you don’t /know/. But like. These guys are like wolves. Like, they run in packs. If my once-illiterate father weren’t the smartest man I knew, he’d be fucking dead by now. Not that he won’t be dead soon anyway, but…fuck. I can’t think about the terminal cancer right now.

He’s never in the same place for too long. He pays rent for multiple properties to muddy his tracks. Keeps his cell phone off most days so it doesn’t ping his location.

So, like. Yeah. They’ve got other things to worry about.(ai outside of containment/fanfic)

No. 2136184

>>2135845
But in context, none of it matters because we all know she's lying. The soap opera-tier dramatics are so exhausting, I'm surprised she's willing to push it this far because it's all crazy and clearly fake. I'm sorry you dealt with that and I feel that way for any woman dealing with the tough choice of abortion but none of that matters in this topic because she never dealt with it, period.

No. 2136185

>>2136138
It actually looks like snorlax from that angle

No. 2136186

>>2136177
…huh??

No. 2136191

>>2136183
Kekk ai could never come up with something this funny

No. 2136196

File: 1752279625829.jpeg (381.2 KB, 1170x1803, IMG_1265.jpeg)

nonnas i hate this lazy heifer with every fiber of my being. what is the point of ebegging from the same people you spent years bragging to and establishing some “unattainable quirky role model” fake internet persona. and these fucking ingrates still pay her!!! my god

No. 2136202

>>2136183
>my moon child, my moon child came to take me to heaven
>she sends me bananas to let me know when shes thinking about me (banana was my dad’s first written word)
fucking kek nonna

No. 2136205

>>2136196
>$123
This is taking me out. Of course it's 123.

No. 2136220

File: 1752283502222.jpg (881.89 KB, 1080x3810, 1000014039.jpg)

She has gotten nothing but encouragement from her family & friends on her Facebook but she can't grift on there.



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