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No. 2097403
Kaijuno/Jessica Peck, according to herself and her tumblr following, is a retired, published, award-winning nuclear astrophysicist with 2 PhDs and a 158 IQ, as well as an author, artist, AI expert, professor, pilot, substance abuse counselor, sex worker, amateur self-surgeon with formal medical training, and the “most interesting woman in the world.”
In reality, all she has accomplished since being dismissed from her undergraduate program in 2017 is scamming her impressionable audience with copy-pasted donation posts about an eviction court date that occurs every single month, leaving her on the cold streets of Michigan, while dying of hypoglycemia and starvation and a myriad of other exaggerated health conditions. Kaijuno has a long history of pointlessly lying about every aspect of her existence, such as claiming obvious AI art as her own, shooping her selfies to have heterochromia, stealing posts from around the web, calling herself a homeowner then begging for rent mere months later.
Copypasta donation posts:
>>>/snow/2082661 >>>/snow/2085526Callout post debunking her multiple PhDs:
>>>/snow/2082658Astrophysicist LARP history:
>LARPs as jaded ex-academic who’s seen too much and quit academia due to “government intervention,” having “built illegal machines” and “done math she shouldn’t have” despite not having a single degree and never meaningfully entering academia to begin with >attended CMU as an undergraduate 2015-2017 studying everything from before being dismissed with a GPA of 0.0-1.49, according to the school’s dismissal policy >immediately copes by claiming to have been accepted in a top 10 school, “self-publishing” somehow as a rogue astrophysicist >misrepresents poster project made her sophomore year as her first publication in a scientific journal, continuously using a picture taken as proof of her achievements >refuses to link papers under the fear of doxxing, but readily shares her full name Jessica Peck on her gofundmes, under which no astrophysics papers exist>unable to answer basic questions about her field from curious followers >contradicts self constantly on the highest degree she has achieved (bachelor’s in only 2.5 years? masters? 2 PhDs?) >a collage of cope >>>/snow/2082930Miscellaneous lies:
>claims to have grown up in and out of homeless shelters working 3 jobs through college to dunk on other e-beggars, though by all accounts lived with her family before moving out >makes melodramatic, sappy fake posts about bonding with minorities despite being a “little white girl” and everyone clapping; these garner thousands of notes >abandoned OnlyFans advertised with appalling photos of her similarly obese moid and Luna Slater body, defensively claims to have been a sex worker making “hella money” >traffics drugs for her "redneck anarchist" father who allegedly locked her 5 days without food and waterDubious medical claims:
>easily performed at-home dental surgery thanks to her “formal medical training,” pulling out shards of broken wisdom teeth and stitching her gums with “makeshift wire” due to no dentist taking “her kind of Medicaid” >leftover amoxicillin taken for her dental surgery leads to an unexpected pregnancy and then $600 abortion >once claimed to use a cane because she has multiple sclerosis and would die before 40 >in other posts, claimed to use a cane because she broke her foot slipping on the ice and had to set the bone herself (downing either vodka or fireball depending on the day) >lived through 4 suicide attempts, including totaling her car after her current boyfriend dumped her, being shot by her dad, an armed home invasion when she was 9, cancer scare, etc. >her hypoglycemia as seen in her e-begging is allegedly caused by necrotic pancreatitis and kidney infection experienced in 2020, along with C.Diff and COVID acquired from the hospital, a story changing in detail each time she tells it (sometimes it’s multiple organ failure, sometimes she lost 30 or 100 pounds and her fever spiked between 103-106 F, sometimes her parents or the doctors disbelieved her until they saw her 300 heart rate) >fractured her spine from a “dick appointment” that has since left her disabled and unable to work>heterochromia caused by a firework mortar to the face>currently lying about starving to death for donations, admitting to "fasting" after gloating over weight loss and "skeletal" body in edited selfiesTruthful claims:
>is over 300 pounds >>>/snow/2082759>too stupid to use an oven >>>/snow/2082701E-Begging Cringe Thread
>>>/snow/2054912Links:
https://kaijuno.tumblr.comhttps://www.instagram.com/jkaijuno/https://www.facebook.com/kaijunoscience No. 2097405
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am OP but I didn't write OP myself, thank you whoever did!
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No. 2097415
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Thank you OP!! (and OP's ghostwriter). I've been wishing we had a thread on this bitch for ages. She's such a classic pathological liar, like she's stuck in 2012 tumblr forever.
No. 2097524
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>>2097415>She's such a classic pathological liarAgreed, and the lies are
obvious. Anyone with eyes and a brain can tell she's bullshitting. The post in the bottom-center of
>>2097414 is a favorite of mine because she's trying to seem like an edgy & mysterious main character type, but it just sounds like she's a bad driver with the aerodynamics of a pumpkin.
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No. 2097543
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Is it even possible to lose that much weight in 3 days?
No. 2097547
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BPD behavior.(learn2reply)
No. 2097831
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sage for lack of milk but her rampant Tumblr Poasting™ is so irritating to me. Illiterate redneck anarchist father ?? I'd say just make ocs, but her use of AI shows me that her creativity stops at making fake posts intended to get 12 reblogs
No. 2097844
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Wonder what the story is this time
No. 2097941
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Her stories are so badass it really makes me wonder what she's like in real life. Man she must really not have much going for her if this is what she spends her time making up.(sage your shit/repost)
No. 2097974
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>>2097844Pancreatitis again and needs her rent paid. I wonder if she'll bother making an eviction post for March or just keep the February one up.
No. 2097979
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Old post, but it's crazy how readily people believe her academia LARPing when she seems genuinely slow from the way she types.
No. 2097997
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>>2097941She can't even keep track of her lies, in old posts she says her dad was a nurse and gave her medical training and now she's saying he's an illiterate redneck anarchist drug dealer.
No. 2097998
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>>2097974From her google review page that she linked on her tumblr. Is the reoccurring pancreatitis a result of her alcohol abuse? Is this just another lie? And if this review is true, she hasn't been sober a year if she relapsed three months ago.
No. 2098165
Thanks for the thread, OP! I see great potential here
>>2097415>she's stuck in 2012 tumblr foreverYeah, I haven’t used tumblr in years, but she’s exactly how I remember the phenotypical tumblr user to be back then kek. People like kaijuno probably will never change because they’ve found their pathological niche in this type of community
No. 2098372
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my god this bitch is nasty
No. 2098558
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I was curious how many people had donated to her ko-fi page, so I checked it out. I had to keep scrolling, and scrolling, and scrolling. I was amazed at how long I had to scroll to reach the bottom. How do e-beggars manage to trick so many people? Especially one as histrionic as Kaijuno? She's had it for 4 years, and in the beginning she used to reply to almost every donation with a "thank you" message but she hasn't done that in a long time. I compiled some of the donations that I thought were funny.
No. 2098625
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She reminds me of Lillee Jean in a few different ways.
No. 2098737
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She's had the drug lord dad story for a long time.
No. 2098797
>>2098737>Daddy has a net worth of millions>I am in desperate need of rent and food money immediately, pls gibSo desperate for attention and none of her bullshit adds up in the slightest but hey, as long as those donations keep rolling in, who cares, right?
>>2098558I feel bad for the ones that give all that they can spare but at the same time come on, how stupid do you need to be to fall for this? This is retard exploitation.
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>>2098737looks like dad was also able to find time between being an illiterate drug lord nurse redneck anarchist to build houses and do other construction work!
No. 2098989
>>2098980>>2098737>>2097997>>2097941To be charitable, many tumblr users just love this genre of “quirky story from my past” posts that she often makes. Those posts are probably reaching more casual followers of hers, as well as being reblogged or posted to other websites for non-followers to see. It’s also a common joke how little attention people give to tumblr urls/usernames as a whole (for example, being baffled by one-time-I-dreamt submissions before realizing what blog they come from). Even I have seen the astronomy class TA post and the laser post as screenshots, with no idea of who she was or that they were written by the same person.
I suspect she is so rarely called out on her lies because almost no one is paying close enough attention to notice them. And probably things will stay that way, unless she runs afoul of the wrong niche microcommunity and they start autistically combing through her blog looking for more cancellable offenses.
No. 2098993
>>2097403the varying caliber of her lies is what makes it obvious that she's a pathological liar. having walter white as your father is so obviously fiction that is borders on satire, but 'learn[ing] how to ride a bike inside of a Dollar General as it was being built' is something that could have feasibly happened to someone at some point in time. just not her. lol
>>2098989i second this, i don't think tumblr users think too hard about whatever funny haha crazy personal 'lore' stories hit their dashboards.
No. 2099004
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>>2098966There's probably some kernels of truth in there that she's twisting, but I can't get over how stupid she is to casually drop her dad's name while pretending she cares at all about privacy when it comes to posting her "research."
No. 2099008
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Making posts like this was what probably what she meant by self-publishing as an astrophysicist.
No. 2099024
>>2099004My theory: if this post is the closest to being truthful about her family, then her dad is literally just some blue-collar construction guy (and perhaps a drug user/small-time dealer). I really doubt he changed many of his “
problematic” traits for her sake as she claimed, though. He’s probably a trumper to this day, and those older posts she made about him being
abusive (even if not true) would likely be more indicative of their relationship. Also, letting your little girl run around unsupervised with your moid construction-worker coworkers is such fucking horrible parenting I don’t know how she can even try to spin it otherwise (again, assuming it even happened). On the other hand, if her parents moved into a newly-built house when she was young, then the “construction site” pictured might just be that, and she made up the rest whole-cloth.
>>2099008>secret 1970s CIA experiments>string theory>Heisenberg uncertainty principle>quantum mechanics>parapsychology>weedKek. This is so on-the-nose. It hits on all the popular pseudoscientific conspiracy theory talking points, referencing things that the reader is supposed to feel smart for knowing about but not have an in-depth knowledge of, otherwise they’d realize it’s bullshit. Did she ever respond to the reblog calling her out for her shit “science”?
No. 2099192
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What does she not want to larp as? Jesus fucking Christ.
No. 2099241
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hamplanet stunned to discover she has bones. "Skeletal" lmao
No. 2099242
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of course she's also a pretendian
No. 2099300
>>2099242God, can she and Stefany Lauren meet? Because I bet Dr Physicist here has also popped balloons with her mind! Just getting that feeling.
Stef was larping as some kind of biologist/ecologist, back when she lied about applying for a Yale graduate program despite having no college degree whatsoever. I would kill for a meeting of the minds here.
No. 2099336
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Just 4 baddies who like the deftones! Lol
No. 2099348
>>2099207It makes her feel better about her own greasy rough underbelly I'm guessing…
>>2099207She also lies and claims she moves ""substance"" in the panels of cars for her own father. The only thing those canines are going to find in that car is some stale McDonald's French fries and spilled ranch packets
No. 2099374
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I'm surprised no one has mentioned the stolen/AI generated art she claims as her own. It seems like a lot of the stuff in her "doodles" tag is either coloring book pages, paint by number screenshots, or AI generated. Weird to act like she's painting them when she's using image composite software.
No. 2099661
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There it is
No. 2099668
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A Quantum Physics for Dummies book and nearly decade-old CMU lanyard, just in case you forgot she was a genius
No. 2100186
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a collection of my favorite lies so far. other than the ever changing and updating stories about her dad, my favorites are her I am very badass tier lies
No. 2100503
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At one point she was LARPing as a farm girl (and stealing posts about it)
No. 2100517
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Rare moment of her acknowledging her fake stories.
>I was manic and spiraling and lying for attention
>actually it was a genius ARG and the typos are on purpose and I'm proud of it
Parts of her explanation seem AI-generated too, like even that was too much effort.
No. 2100588
>>2099008God her run on sentences are atrocious.
>String theory somehow being heavily conflated with quantum physics calculations>Why the fuck string theory was mentioned in a paper that could possibly be discussing the wisdom of the crowd phenomena (Closest thing I can even find it being related to)>Planck units and the Heisenberg uncertainty principle probably being offhandedly mentioned in the paper with loose correlation in its methodology. Retard exaggerates its "connection" because of how cool it sounds to the other speds on tumblr>Horribly blending sociology and magnetic fields? And it's relation to quantum physics somehow?>Mixing up the double slit experiment with the observer effect, doesn't even explain the observer effect accurately. >Does not even explain string theory correctly. Of course you can find patterns and structure in anything, just put on your schizo goggles. I don't understand how or why she acts like this is some ground breaking paper when declassified CIA documents or papers that supposedly break pre-conceptions of quantum physics would be left undiscussed? Also her explanation of string theory is so over-complicated when it's a very simple concept. It's embarrassing and cringe to see how inaccurate she is the minute someone looks into it for 5 seconds.
No. 2100804
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>>2100503Isn’t she from Michigan? What fucking “mountain people”? I know the post is stolen, but why even pick this one?
>>2100726Lmao. I wonder if she grew up in one of those suburban areas that used to be on/near farmland. As someone who did, you do indeed occasionally see a small patch of land with grain or grazing animals near the road or amongst the older houses, but the rest of the area is very well-developed. Literally nothing rural or “gritty” about it. You would gain approximately zero farm skills growing up in that environment unless you a) were part of the farming family in question (and there weren’t that many of these, mostly the land was inherited), b) joined an agricultural organization like the FFA, or c) regularly drove at least 20-30 minutes outside the city to where most of the actual farming was done.
Obviously this is speculation since I’m basing it on my own experience (t.from the American South), sorry if it’s too bloggy. Are there any Michigan anons here that might have better insight?
No. 2100875
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More amusing farm-related lies
No. 2101091
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Is she working or nah? She lies about everything so I guess not since she has all this time lying on the internet but is she just living on internet and government handouts?
She's such a interesting cow because everything has to be puzzled together from the lies.
I'm here for the pilot arc to start kek
No. 2101092
>>2100875Okay, there is absolutely no excuse for people to believe in this one. This claim drove me insane enough to do some poking around, and I can’t find a single instance of moose being farmed for meat in the United States. Plenty of farms and farm-related ventures with “moose”
in the name, but none with moose as livestock. One of the only close-to-reputable sources I could find on the subject says that some moose might be raised in Alaska and Maine for research purposes, but that’s it. If her grandpops had really owned the single commercial moose farm in the country, there would surely be some record of it, no?
https://www.all-about-moose.com/moose-farms.htmlWith that said, I did find one experimental farm in Russia that keeps moose for dairy production. Maybe she can incorporate that into her LARP somehow.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kostroma_Moose_FarmApologies for the autism.
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no one is addressing you as "Dr" you were dismissed from college at undergraduate level for abysmal grades
No. 2101140
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Why is she always lying about being so tough
No. 2101195
>>2101140This bitch is 200 lbs overweight wears retard glasses and somehow always has at least three inches of frizzy root growth if I didn’t know her I would not fuck with her for any amount of money. She certainly
looks psycho.
>>2099668That’s nice retard now show us your Griffiths
No. 2101227
>>2101092>this is an imageboardNta but nothing about this post warranted a visual aid. What, you wanted a screenshot of a non-existent list of moose meat farmers? Retards
>>2101140So does she spout these grandiosities when her sugar is low
No. 2101265
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Link to her twitter:
https://x.com/kaijunojHasn't posted in a while but still some funny/milky tweets.
No. 2101288
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>>2101140>Raver syndicate is known to tag trees ????? Does tree tagging mean something I'm not aware of? I'm imagining picrel they were probably just forestry students lol. What nefarious purpose would this serve, and why would she "go off" on them? Even for her this is absurd.
No. 2101357
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>>2101308Apparently she means literal spraypaint. Also I had to include the post of her switchblade. I really doubt she'd be physically capable of bending over and
grabbing that from her boot with any speed were she ever in an actual fight kek.
No. 2101358
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>>2099661today's eviction day, nonnas!
No. 2101394
>>2101358Fingers crossed.
This reminds me of another cow on the other farms, Falco skywolf. It lives in a hotel and every tweet it's (it might be a she but I'm not sure) gonna be thrown out of the hotel it's staying in and everytime someone comes to the rescue. Who are these people donating and why? She's a pilot/dr/astrophysicist/all around bad ass and a whore, i bet there's some avenue she could make money. Maybe guns gor hire
No. 2101529
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Conflicting stories about both of her dead grandpas, one of which is presumably the moose farmer
Mom's (?) side
>they put him out of his misery out of respect for him
>he was her mom's rapist and she let him die painfully as her patient
Dad's side
>they found him days later with his eyes pecked out by crows and the STUPID dispatcher didn't believe her!
>they found him a few hours later after he died
No. 2101531
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Plagiarized this one word for word from a 150k note post kek
No. 2101803
>>2101529It's horrible because I cannot wrap my head around a woman using her mother as a prop and lying about her grandfather being her rapist, but she lies so much about her family that it's within the realm of possibility every bit of that is fake. Kind of horrifying if she branded her grandpa a rapist, not just any but her
mothers if that's not true. It's like I want to believe it only because I can't imagine why anyone would lie about something so terrible, but she's batshit crazy so
No. 2101820
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Some more shit that really totally happened for real, you guys…!
No. 2101850
>>2101820I'm still amazed that she and Stef haven't found each other. Stefany had the same sudden "trauma" around her name, so she changed it to Elsa - I mean, Ellie.
For Jessica, it's probably just another way to scam by distancing herself from her legal name.
No. 2101888
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Yet again pretending her fried frizz is ‘volume’
No. 2101919
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>>2101820>>2101888kek she is the kind of bitch who would still wear her high school graduation ring from 10 years ago
No. 2102096
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She's weirdly obsessed with 3 day fasts. She said she lost 40 lbs since January in this post
>>2090430 but obviously not
No. 2102106
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>>2102098They got back together last time, all it took was totalling her car and e-begging for hospital bills. I don't really think she's telling the truth, though, and if she is, she's better off without another jobless pig to e-beg for.
No. 2102137
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Back at it. She can't post pictures because she thinks it has an owner… whatever that means. What a pathetic, e-beg larp. Saging bc idk if this counts as milk.
No. 2102172
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>>2102158That's the sword she slays armed intruders with
No. 2102190
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>>2102137she backtracked on that one the second someone called her on how weird that was lmao
No. 2102256
>>2102137>>2102190These e-begging morons always act like such wannabe good samaritans.
>I'm such a good person, look, I took in a dog and now you HAVE to give me money!Even if this weren't a fake scenario her fat ass made up for some quick doordash money to last her through her strenuous and difficult and totally not fake 3-day fast, it's still so fucking stupid. Then again, poorfags always act so retarded when it comes to handling money. Of course, the first thing I do when I literally cannot afford rent (supposedly) is to take in a dog and buy the most expensive dog food I can find to feed it instead of just letting someone else find it and take it in. And her quirky YA lit protag typing style just adds another layer of insufferable to it all.
No. 2102266
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theres literally no way kek.
No. 2102268
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>>2102263Samefag but wow the tub looks even worse here
>>2102266Kek a phone "hooked up" to the telescope
No. 2102311
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>>2102266Hard to tell if she's lying or not (many photos of the Rosette Nebula look alike, though hers does appear to be backwards kek), but I noticed in the metadata that the "artist" of this photo is listed as Starla Peck.
No. 2102392
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Comparing photos like
>>2102268 and
>>2102172 with photos of herself from a few years ago is crazy. She really let herself go when she committed to being a lazy e-beggar.
>>2102382She means that, usually, you ask the parents of a kid before you take a picture of the kid. So, she tried to excuse herself by saying "well, I don't know if the owner of this dog would consent to me uploading a photo of the dog online!" It's as stupid as it sounds.
No. 2102467
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In July she posted a suicide note and just left it up, ignoring everyone in the notes trying to comfort her (they didn't have money for her anyway). She's truly trapped in a time loop with that eviction on the 21st.
https://kaijuno.tumblr.com/post/756169349428068352/small-update-my-internet-has-been-shut-off-my No. 2102516
>>2102467Her reblogging it to bump KEKKKK
Also the "it's been a really fun 13 years" makes it sound like she's 13 years old and killing herself
No. 2102612
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>>2102610Correct me if I'm wrong but this is the original vocals for the song, yes? I'm not sure if she's too stupid to correctly record herself, or if she's trying to claim this is her actual singing voice. I'd believe either from her.
No. 2103231
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Taking a shower is the only thing she has to be proud of
No. 2103236
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Incredibly annoying but successful e-begging. Is she just making up numbers?
No. 2103391
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Today's e-begging scheme
No. 2103395
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>>2103392She's been really feeling her hair the last couple of days, I compiled a few of the posts.
No. 2103493
>>2103395>SO MANY complimentsProbably got one, from a black woman so the "exclusively from black women" part isn't a lie and makes it all ok in her mind.
Everything else is pure fiction though. A random woman took time out of her day to do a teach a random woman she never met before a dance just because they have similar hair. Not only that though it was the CRIP WALK. I can vividly imagine her laying in bed or eating cereal or something, and she's wasting all her brainpower imagining these ridiculous scenarios, incrementing them, thinking about the most tumblr way to word it.
It's so sad, that's
all she does with her time. She spends her day thinking about all the experiences she wishes she could have.
No. 2103504
>>2103484She probably finally realised the trend that's been going for some 4 years now where people "find out" they have curly hair because of the increased popularity of curly hair routine videos. It's her next larp, the same way her being an astrophysicist is, or her parents being nurses but also illiterate rednecks while simultaneously also patricidal rape
victims. This is funny as fuck, I look forward to her curly hair larp era.
No. 2103524
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>>2103516Right, I'm not in academia but I do work in a field that requires at least a bachelor's degree, and I've never once seen anyone wear a high school graduation ring. Or a college grad ring for that matter, which for the record the school she supposedly graduated from does offers, but only if you're a current student or have actually graduated.
No. 2103529
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>>2103520One of her most successful posts was similar racebait, so I'm not surprised she's trying again. Also sorry if this has already been posted, it's old but I couldn't find it in any other threads. She also reposts it about every other week anyway kek
No. 2103722
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>my science degree
No. 2103744
>>2103529>science degree….Yeah. Does this broad even have an associates at a 2 year state community college?
Implying she's not someone's type because of her sooper special aggressive dark empath personality and not because she's super morbidly obese who has no job, no achievements and no income.
No. 2103899
>>2103722It's like she's frozen in 2011 Tumblr. Also unfortunately, you aren't their type because you're morbidly obese, won't get a job, and lie all the time, not because you're like an acid trip. Wtf.
>>2103744I read your post
after writing post above and it's pretty evident most people can detect the same thing off rip. It's just strange, she needs a reality check.
>>2103888Probably because she got called out by at least one person. That's such a bizarrely middle school claim to make.
No. 2103934
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Just got this dumb motherfucker on my dash posting a retarded AI image. If it was anyone else I would have just thought the OP was gullible but I doubt she even spent more than a second looking at it to see that half the image is garbled, just saw it and thought "Perfect! Time to notefarm!"
No. 2103994
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>>2103930Seems like she's reacting to things she reads on the thread.
No. 2104002
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In 2018 she posted a guilt-tripping apology for trying to scam people. Notice how she acknowledges she was dismissed from uni and taking classes at community college, instead of immediately being accepted to a top 10 school with one of the best nuclear physics facilities in the world like she claimed here
>>2083076>I was raised to never EVER beg for money No. 2104019
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Here's a timeline where she can't decide whether she got a bachelor's or master's degree at community college.
No. 2104021
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>>2104019Some insane gloating you can find from searching "published" on her blog
>science wunderkind No. 2104035
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time for the daily post about her rat's nest and some more e-begging
No. 2104047
>>2104021>I own my own placeBut her current address is freely available on Google, including her exact apartment number! Why would "a published nuclear astrophysicist" go from owning to renting?
>Grew up in Flint with the leadwaterThis one
is true. Her father's current address is in Flint, and he's lived there since the 90s. She should not have dropped her dad's legal name
>>2099004 so casually, it made him, and by extension her,
very easy to find. And speaking of legal names…
>Was a science wunderkind and was a published nuclear astrophysicist by 21. Wrote a sci fi book and sold it.Jessica Linn Peck, you will never be famous.
No. 2104124
>>2104019Her claimed "accomplishments" sure do become a lot less impressive once you know anything at all about how academia works. Probably even more so if you're an actual astrophysicist, I imagine.
>I am publishedWe already know that there are no astronomy papers authored by a Jessica Peck. However, it's not unusual that undergraduates who play a significant part in designing or running a study would be credited in the paper. That doesn't make them astrophysicists; they're still undergrads.
>I am in SPSThe Society of Physics Students is open for any college student to join. It's not even limited by major.
>I have worked in both lab and observatory settingsUndergraduate students in the sciences are typically required to earn a certain number of relevant lab credits for their degrees. You can fulfill that requirement by volunteering ("working") in a professor's lab for a few semesters.
>I have already started my masters classes in physics because I have already completed the undergraduate classes I need to take before them.Taking graduate courses as an undergraduate is
not the same thing as being admitted into the graduate program. To do it, you only need to get permission from the instructor and to meet whatever other requirements the university might have (GPA, being a senior, etc.), not become a master's student.
>I used to grade half of the departments astronomy classesThat's called being a TA. Also not impossible to achieve as an undergrad, especially if the department is smaller.
>I have presented research at multiple conferences.Again. This is achievable as an undergraduate research assistant.
>A lack of a piece of paper does not strip me of all of my accomplishments and hard work.Quite literally nothing listed here would qualify her as a professional in her field. The actual work she did before she dropped out of her bachelor's program back in 2017 must have been truly underwhelming, because for all of her stretching and padding of the truth, she can only scrape together the amount of experience an enthusiastic senior student might have, not someone with a PhD.
>>2104021>I need to start having 2 resumes I feel like>Like one is the "I graduated high school and worked at Walmart" resume and the other is "I'm twice published and had a 2.25 million dollar grant and operated the observatory" resumeThat's because that second type of information (if it were true) doesn't
go on a resume. It goes on your CV, along with all other academic and research-related accomplishments. If she'd ever so much as sniffed any kind of graduate program, she would know things like this.
No. 2104192
File: 1743394001542.jpeg (1.06 MB, 3325x1866, 3D7A3566-F0D8-4DF0-AB08-560932…)
>>2104163From the e-begging cringe thread. There exists exactly one (1) photoset that she likes to use as proof of her prestigious academic career. As far as I know, that poster behind her happens to be for the only research project that she's ever described working on in any kind of detail (the infamous laser post), so that was likely the height of her success before dropping out. (1/2)
No. 2104203
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>>2103395all i could think about seeing her face in bottom left
No. 2104212
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Old post, but probably the closest she’s been to being honest about not actually being an esteemed astrophysicist.
>I feel like a failure because l'm not in academia as much as I used to be.
…as in not at all
No. 2104218
>>2103912Why does she keep flashing the school ring like it's an engagement ring omg
>>2103941A new lie to offset claiming her dad was a drug addicted illiterate Maga redneck and a nurse at the same time.
No. 2104219
>>2104000Wait, you're telling me a hit with a firework wouldn't completely alter the melanation of her eye
and dramatically put in a couple of photoshopped black specks?
No. 2104341
File: 1743455731193.jpeg (135.11 KB, 1179x712, IMG_1612.jpeg)
Lard lass got her hands on some weight loss drugs
No. 2104358
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>>2104252It seems to be real but she does edit it to cover her entire eye at times and it's not caused by a dramatic fireworks incident, according to herself
No. 2104363
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KEK that avatar VS reality is twitter troon anime girl profile pic levels of delulu
No. 2104398
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>>2104212The irony of this is astronomy is one of the more accessible fields for citizen science. NASA has 32 citizen science projects on their site AND citizen scientists have been published - for-real, peer reviewed published, not just a poster at an undergrad competition that
didn’t even place lmao. If she really wanted to she would - but she’s a fat lazy grifter, so she doesn’t.
No. 2104439
File: 1743495354886.jpg (1.03 MB, 1080x1765, 20250401_101427.jpg)
No money for food but building $300 worth of lego sets kek
No. 2104479
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>>2104439They are cheap temu knock offs. She probably paid $30 total. This is the exact one she has in the second picture.
No. 2104482
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The eviction post got it’s April update
No. 2104510
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>>2104479The Temu one looks way different. Picrel is the official Lego one and it looks like hers
No. 2104704
File: 1743597069968.mp4 (11.31 MB, 720x1280, 1000024253.mp4)
Not milky per se but fuck she really be driving that trash pile around. Also, notice the absolute state of the car in the background lol. So sad to see young talent go to waste like this, if only NASA could scoop her up already
No. 2104717
>>2104691>>2104666Nta but I think it was a joke hence the jab at her being fat
>>2104707nonna the average low income citizen cares for their car because they're expensive and usually necessities… where did you get the idea that poor people treat their things like garbage
No. 2104778
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She found a boyfriend with two months to live and more degrees than her (maybe true considering she has zero degrees)
No. 2104860
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Has anyone else noticed that her LinkedIn is frozen in 2017? A highly accomplished, highly published, highly connected astrophysicist doesn't have anything on her LinkedIn beyond her first few years in undergrad?
No. 2104864
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Pretty sure she sent herself this to elicit anonymous emotion support. Posted in 2022 and lines up pretty well with her own life. "I'm terrified of what other people will think about me when they learn just how stuck I've been for the past 8 years" hmmm
No. 2104889
>>2104864I can absolutely see her doing this and basking in the supportive replies telling
her anon that they've done nothing wrong and it's totally okay to throw your life away while simultaneously bashing the people who support your useless ass as abyoosive because they ask you to maybe get a job and start contributing once in a while.
No. 2104895
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>>2104778>I've never been able to talk about quantumShe should link up with Neil Breen
No. 2104923
>>2104786I mean, your nitpick is completely right. The imaginary terminally-ill bf could have gotten an associate's degree before his bachelor's, then gotten a master's before starting on his PhD (or maybe is in one of those combined master's/PhD programs), for example. That wouldn't even be a particularly outrageous or uncommon path to take, but would already put him "working on his FOURTH ONE". Obviously it's way more college than the average person has, but it shouldn't really faze our erudite Space Mom, a published nuclear astrophysicist who has worked in labs and presented research at multiple conferences, to meet such a person.
>>2104851Kek. This is exactly the kind of stuff that makes her academic LARP so simultaneously funny and infuriating to me. She keeps giving herself away by fudging or being ignorant of very basic things about academia as a whole; like, the kinds of things you'd know if you've ever even made a serious effort to apply to graduate school, let alone have earned a PhD like she claims she has. It's obvious that she never got to the point in her undergraduate career where she had to start thinking about these things, and she's too lazy to learn much about them after the fact, even for the sake of making her lies more believable.
>>2104887>the Snow White of making black women crip walkNona my sides
No. 2104945
File: 1743670736533.jpeg (1.34 MB, 1284x8158, IMG_5801.jpeg)
>>2104923I’m so curious how far into her degree she actually got. It doesn’t seem like she even took a single calculus class based on the posts that come up when you search her blog for “math”
No. 2104946
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Samefag, but adding this for those who want to zoom in on her concept map for “mathematical physics” that she claims is how she studies. The Queen of Quantum Mechanics, but is taking classes that require her to study up on what integers, natural numbers, and polynomials are.
No. 2105025
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I’m not an astrophysicist genius mathematician or anything, so maybe this is a horrible idea, but what about using the $900 in your bank account to pay the $221 so your electricity doesn’t get turned off?
No. 2105044
>>2105025I think the larp is that she needs to pay rent. if she gets evicted then there's no reason to pay for power.
not that she'll ever be evicted since she's a scammer, but that would be how I would read this post if it were true.
No. 2105054
>>2104778It's just so weird that her boyfriend with all these degrees (big x) isn't specializing. Why would you want a LOT of college degrees except if you're work shy? Shouldn't he be on two Phds or something instead of spreading thin like this? Sure, maybe they're all bachelor and that's "just" 12 years but he could (by my countries academia) done two masters and 2 phds in about almost the same time (16 years isch).
But I havent been in academia for a long time and wasn't that deep so I guess there maybe is a reason a Nona can explain
Edit: saw other nonas posted the same idea but in all that time he could be on/finished with his post doc by now. It's like getting 4 different gym memberships and not using any of them instead of getting one and actually get results (kinda kek)
(learn2integrate) No. 2105081
>>2105054The point is moot because he either doesn't exist or doesn't exist in the way she described him. Since she's the embellisher type, he's probably just like her: never finished college, used his time in an unfocused manner (portrayed by her as having multiple majors - after all he
did start al of them, that's almost like finishing them right?), probably has liver issues (that's almost like dying of liver cancer right?), and the 2 months to live thing is either something else her sick brain cooked up to make it sound cooler, or he's moving away in 2 months so their relationship has an end date (he's leaving forever, that's almost like dying right?)
No. 2105347
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Jessica once posted a nearly 40 minute audio file of her dad that starts out with him laughing about intimidating a "little old black man" with his Johnny Bravo physique in their jail cell while Jessica does her best black person imitation, then goes on to gloating about being pulled over for speeding and his mom paying the bail. I only listened to a bit because it's insufferable and hard to understand, but he's obviously a huge piece of shit and I can imagine him lying to her about being a drug lord millionaire.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1KgjabKj6N8VCIYBbMMcoHER_L46ABrOa/view No. 2105515
>>2105279So, it's just people contributing to paying her rent and nothing else? It's not like she's actively looking or anything, it's just people paying her rent. Nice.
She phrases these template posts in a way that makes it seem like she's far behind and that she has an actual court date set up. Vile.
No. 2105722
>>2105347Hambeasts love to record everyone around them for "content" it's so bizarre. Clearly this one backfires
>>2105347He doesn't have to lie to her, she literally makes up the stories herself. Pretending she was smuggling "kilos" of "product" for him is too imaginative.
No. 2105792
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Forgive me nonnas, I have found her Reddit account. The account is still active but the NSFW posts have all been deleted. Maybe someone handier with the wayback machine than me can figure out how to access some of these other deleted posts you can see in this snapshot of her Reddit account:
https://web.archive.org/web/20220707100938/https://www.reddit.com/user/galahave/NSFW accounts
https://www.redgifs.com/users/galahavehttps://onlyfans.com/jaylahcharles No. 2105799
File: 1743961425625.gif (Spoiler Image,1.82 MB, 167x297, IMG_5955.gif)
Samefag, this gif of her sucking her moid was the only post I saw where the content was still viewable
No. 2105805
File: 1743963034096.jpeg (1.67 MB, 1284x11337, IMG_5983.jpeg)
And some of her Reddit posts or posts of others talking about her. More lying about her level of education. Although it seems she learned to do less astrophysics larping on Reddit, probably because most of the user base is the“well akshually…” type of person.
I think she’s deleted all NSFW posts, so her Reddit account should be safe to browse for those who would prefer to avoid gross photos of her
https://www.reddit.com/user/galahave/ No. 2105807
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>>2105805 Repost because dropped pic
Some more of her posts.
"My boy niels Bohr because scienze". Can try help with the nudes but do we really wanna see a beanbag splattered in "fake cum" (…?)
No. 2105810
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339lbs at 5'2 is crazy
No. 2105811
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No friends in her entire life would explain the lies somewhat
No. 2105814
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>>2105792KEKKKK my fucking sides. This picture is killing me. Her body is disgusting.
No. 2105816
>>2105807'astrophysicist' calling her rats carl sagan kek
>>2105814Ew why are her boobs like that, she's so gross.
No. 2105820
>>2105817Not really. She says she's cool w it so who are we to feel sorry for her? Facade or not I'm not gonna tell her "so sawd" that she don't have friends since some isn't bothered by lack of social interaction
Also, THIS is the sad part? Not her need to share her nudes for free on reddit and trying to hook up with reddit coomers? Nona…
No. 2105827
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No wonder she doesn't e-beg on reddit.
>412 lbs
No. 2105967
>>2105827Is this a form of manifestation for her? I also hope she loses 100lbs, in fact I hope she loses a lot more than 100lbs, but she needs to do more than post magical weight loss fanfic on Reddit for that to happen.
She's been fasting and got weight loss meds recently so who knows, maybe she will be able to make it to a normal weight. I'm curious to see how much her personality changes once she's no longer the size and weight of a small planet. I know she'll grift her weight loss for all it's worth and we might even get a cancer saga out of it but she's clearly got a complex about her size (as anyone would, she's spherical) and I can't wait to see what she's going to be like once she's thinner. It's going to be a whole new level of milk.
No. 2106342
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Shameless
No. 2106874
File: 1744223973415.jpeg (479.76 KB, 1034x1537, IMG_0327.jpeg)
wow jess, everyone else is just SO stupid compared to you, the nuclear astrophysicist published author drug mule storm chaser mechanic genius
No. 2106913
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>>2106907Her ego could blot out the sun, but she still expects (and gets) pity. Now she's fantasizing about being robbed in the ghetto. It's really no shock how she's never had any friends in her life and her only human connection is from her family and fat fetishist moids using her for sex. Imagine having to talk to her and listen to her constant attempts to one-up you when she's objectively a failure in every sense.
No. 2106915
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Now she's also a mental health coach, a peer mental health coach, a recovery coach and a youth recovery coach who has talked down countless people from suicide.
>>2106913>I'm out of fucking options>Buying a house KEK. She thinks she's so smart in her lies but she's really incredibly stupid. I wonder how she must be like IRL, this is pathological levels of narcissism.
No. 2106937
>>2106874topkek not to blog but I learned differential equations in the first semester of my first year at uni. Teenagers know more calculus than she does. She's really telling on herself
>can photomath even do fractions >no way it can do anything besides multiplication and division >division fractions are division. I'm not convinced that she even graduated high school
No. 2106940
>>2106937Actually anon I’ll have you know she’s wanted by the government for doing forbidden math
>>>/snow/2082662>>2106907She really is like Stef kek but at least Stef tries? Stef’s always tried to manifest a career from her lies (“professional” cosplayer, children’s entertainer, voice actor, horse trainer, security guard, fursuit maker) where this fatty just lies and grifts and does fuck-all.
No. 2106953
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>>2106874I have the same amount of physics education as her and there were several people who would lecture the air with nonsense like this, just 'well ayckshually'-ing to themselves out loud and hoping you heard their totally sick math burn. She must be aware on some level that she's the same as the wiki-reading sperg.
>thanks kidTch…nothin personnel…kid
No. 2106965
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>>2106634I did a little more digging into this. It appears that there are a very (very) small number of blogs calling her out publicly for her lies right now. There's this one
>>2106342 which appears to be mostly kaijuno reblogs at this point, the one in this
>>2105279 screenshot, ai-art-thieves (self-explanatory), and the writer of the original callout post, who has a #kaij tag on her blog where she posts updates and such. There might be a few others that I missed.
Picrel is a little bit of skim milk + additional callouts from
https://parabiota.tumblr.com/tagged/kaij. Tbh it's mostly things we've already covered here.
Btw, who is going around squealing about the thread? Not cool.
No. 2107089
>>2107068We know none of that is happening to her and she's probably living with her parents. She's dramatising everything about her life. It would be a
valid concern if she actually had to resort to living that way.
No. 2107121
>>2106965>Anyways TLDR - I don't fuck with lolcow, some of u bitches are just as cringe as she isSays the one who's gathering all the milk from us, making an entire tumblr dedicated to some fatso acting like it's some legitimate social justice after people throw pennies at her for donations
>I kinda just treat her like my personal soap opera at this pointThen lurk and don't touch the poo. God what's with social media users and wanting to get involved so bad? How much attention are they deprived of to do shit like this?
No. 2107124
>>2107089She
does have an apartment (her address is pretty easy to find on Google, and it's separate from her father's current address in Flint), but I sincerely doubt she's actually getting kicked out of it. She's being dramatic because more and more retards on Tumblr
>>2106965 are starting to question the legitimacy of her obvious scams.
No. 2107146
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Cosmetologist, astrophysicist, published author, drug mule, mechanic, youth recovery coach, artist, storm chaser, bug wrangler, professor, scientist. Guess she forgot she's supposed to be a cosmetologist when she's now posting about how she has such curly hair and she was never taught how to take care of it.
No. 2107195
>>2106965"Trying to take a harm reduction policy on this" because unlike those anonymous gossipers on lolcow MY anonymous gossip is good hearyed and pure.
That post seriously reached maximum levels of gay
No. 2107209
>>2107146 (post from 2020)
And yet
>>2102392 (2016) she says she's never contoured in her life
No. 2107495
>>2106915Mental health coach = telling someone on Tumblr to cheer up. Recovery coach = telling someone on Tumblr that they can make it through this. Peer mental health coach = telling people with depression that she has it worse. Youth recovery coach = telling her underage followers to get over themselves whenever she graces her followers with boudoir photography of her sensuous curves.
>>2106922It probably is the height of complex big brain mathematics and physics for her. She needs to feel superior to everyone else because of her crippling self esteem issues so she clings to the fancy words the movie scientists say, like quantum and string theory, to feel smart and special.
It's sad but she's such an asshole that I can't bring myself to feel bad. She's like if Cartman was also a pathological liar.
>>2106965Does this bitch think we're kiwi farmers instead of dairy farmers? Does she actually think we have fucking accounts on lolcow after she's read the entire thread? Did Tumblr give her brain worms or is she trying to hide how much she knows about board culture so she doesn't get eaten alive by her followers?
No. 2107503
>>2107495>is she trying to hide how much she knows about board culture so she doesn't get eaten alive by her followers?TA, and that's exactly what I was wondering. Maybe an occasional/ex-farmer? I left the hashtags on that screenshot because
>inb4 i become the next lolcowsure is an…interesting… phrase for someone who doesn't know about imageboards to use. And it hasn't been used in this thread yet, so she sure wouldn't have picked it up from reading this thread alone. So where?
No. 2107504
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If no one tossed her breakfast money why would she expect dinner money lol
No. 2107514
File: 1744416681525.png (99.38 KB, 2254x408, crack drawer.png)
>>2107504Sixth time's the charm I guess
No. 2107544
File: 1744436128644.png (4.34 MB, 1990x7750, stupid games stupid prizes.png)
>>2106965Samefagging because I'm just now finding that the funniest part isn't even under the tag: the lead-up to and immediate fallout from the og callout post. I haven't put every single thing in this image since it's already pretty large and some of it would be redunant. But enjoy kaijuno goading parabiota with bitchy reblogs and "anonymous" asks until the inevitable happens. She is so
stupid.
sorry if this is hard to read, I'm not used to combining so many screenshots.(bonus: another bitchy ask after the fact that's also totally not kaij)
No. 2107546
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>>2107544Oh, and I found this. Kek
No. 2107549
>>2107544I'd be really fascinated to know the link between being an obese woman and fabricating fantastical lies and in particular there seems to be a theme of false academic qualifications. Baby reindeer, Vicky, Kaijuno, the 9/11 grifter Tania Head and Chantelle Moore
>>>/snow/1543069.
Why is it always fat women lying about their qualifications?
No. 2107575
>>2107514Could our grizzled cartel kweeen perhaps sell the crack in the drawer for snack money instead of e-begging?
>>2107549Maybe a combination of ultra low self esteem, a need for recognition and approval, and being a shut in who doesn't talk to people. Tumblr, and Twitter after the great Tumblr migration, have always been full of socially stunted teens and adults with severely arrested development who are beyond gullible and happy to throw money at anything that gives them brownie points. The pathological lying gives hamplanets the attention and approval they crave, plus they get a personal army or personal charity fund to milk whenever they please. They've gone from being a failed nobody IRL to being a celebrity among idiots who think fact checking is a hate crime.
Plus, being fat is seen as a sign of laziness. If someone fabricates an insane and tragic backstory that explains why they're the size of a house, it makes their followers praise them for 'taking up space' and 'not being silenced', which is a nice contrast to the conversations they probably have with any IRL concerned family members who want them to live past 35 and encourage them to go for a walk sometimes.
No. 2107597
>>2107544what i don’t get is how the callout didn’t stick. it’s kind of crazy someone on tumblr can post like they’re perpetually stuck in 2013, lie constantly, and fake academic claims for years and still have a decent following there. i’m not saying tumblr users are smart, i’m saying jess is unbelievably stupid and bad at lying. her posts about black people are so borderline racist that it’s crazy they got notes on the social justice website. she obviously uses ai and claims it as her own work and almost nobody cares. why is she immune???
>>2107549kek chantelle mention, i love her so much. she’s the reason i found lolcow, i was so perplexed by her that i had to google her. i wish i’d gotten screencaps from the blog i found when i first came across her because her lies were insane. pregnant with a nazi’s baby while a 4.0 harvard psych student… she is truly special (but not in the way she thinks).
No. 2107612
>>2107549+ Stefany Lauren and her "theater degree" from some top acting school. She later claimed she got into a Yale graduate program and was applying for a specific research grant. She cycled through a bunch of degrees and qualifications she supposedly had, including forensics, mortuary science, some kind of cop training (lmao remember her "partner").
Victoria isn't obese but she claims to be a psychologist on Quora or wherever the fuck she posts these days.
People faking expertise and qualifications enrage me but it's also very funny. I hope parabiota posts more about kaijuno. I don't really care what she says about LC, she probably just searched and found the thread. As for the word lolcow, it's become more widespread in normie media. I mean it would be better if she stopped talking about LC but I just want to read more tard rage from Jess. I like that she had to dig up notes from 9 years ago or something to "prove" her genius. May it continue.
No. 2107728
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Looking her up on tumblr to see if there was anymore milk and I have no idea if this is credible, but does anybody know what this guy is talking about? Have we found a husband?
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>>2107728No, no husband that I know of.
But on a similar note: looks like the jaundiced prince
>>2104778 wasn't all he was cracked up to be (or she got high and forgot she made him up just a week prior).
No. 2107864
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So is this the incestual rapist grandpa or the moose-meat farmer grandpa? For some reason, she fails to specify.
What are the odds that she's actually related to this person at all?
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>>2107864It's defo her relative nona
No. 2107975
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She survived three school shootings guys
No. 2107992
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>>2107597Jess was harassed by the entire active website in 2021 because she was given post plus first. She was the only one with the ability to monetize Tumblr without ebegging and became public enemy no.1 for weeks because everyone assumed she was given some kind of special deal as tumblrs chosen influencer until tumblr clarified she wasn't in on it. After that, people started to feel bad and backed off. Most hated feature in years.
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>>2107988Too bad she won't be able to write his eulogy, since she's a speech writer by trade!
No. 2108006
>>2107992So the one time she does get canceled, it’s a) when she’s telling the truth and b) under circumstances that were arguably not her fault? Fascinating. There has to be some kind of cosmic irony at play here.
I’m kind of surprised the Post+ debacle didn’t lead to other tumblr users digging through the rest of her blog for more cancelable material and discovering her other lies in the process. That’s typically how it goes. But then again, maybe they weren’t as obvious yet to the untrained eye (did she get bolder around 2022?)
No. 2108020
>>2107975>>2108014She even says right there that the kid never shot anyone? If it ever even happened, that’s by definition
not a school shooting. These lies are borderline incoherent sometimes, I literally cannot understand what’s going through her head when she writes these.
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I wonder what it was…
No. 2108286
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She's getting evicted and needs money to pay her rent but she's also living in a motel and needs 105$ to put a down payment on a house
No. 2108301
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>>2108286She's been e-begging particularly hard today. She's reblogged her monthly eviction post seven times straight in under 24 hours. There must be one of those new fancy lego sets out or something.
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No u did not, Heffica.
No. 2108534
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This is parabiota. I don’t have any interest in posting here for any reason other than this as I don’t want to even risk getting involved in legal proceedings. If you guys have further questions you can dm me on tumblr or send an anonymous ask to me. I’m adamant about not liking or using this website (and this is a great example as of why). I do admit to lurking on this thread, but I didn’t know it existed until somebody sent me an ask about it. I’m addressing this here because I do not want this shit attached to my blog:
I didn’t post that for a second. The ask is still in my inbox. Attached is proof (asks get deleted from your inbox if you answer them) The only way you would know about the contents of that ask is if you were the one to sent them. Please do not lie about me when it comes to shit like talking about reporting people to the IRS. If it’s going to end up on this website anyways, post it yourself and leave my name out of it. Do not use me as a scapegoat for your own actions.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
No. 2108640
>>2108534So you came here just to facedox yourself? So sad when fatties turn on eachother
And are you in Buffalo by any chance lol
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Okay, well, back to the main plot. Looks like Jessica is entering diabetic ketoacidosis her skinny legend era.
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>>2109063According to her Reddit cross-post, she's only 5'2". Which, by the way, means that this bizarre story about intimidating a group of evil tree taggers
>>2101140 makes even less sense. I guess when she says the guys were "smaller", she wasn't talking about height.
No. 2109111
>>2109106Oh shit, you're right. I completely forgot she started Wegovy
>>2104341. Interesting she doesn't mention that little detail on r/fasting (and by interesting I mean completely predictable, of course).
No. 2109217
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When she’s ebegging for $7 for snacks for her low blood sugar does she also mention that she fasts for 3 days at a time on purpose Kek. Old dusty screen should add this to her tumblr callout post
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lmao i found her twitter. ofc her pfp is filtered to hell, obviously.
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>>2109387post that one on tumblr, jess - see if those donations still come in
No. 2109414
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(sage your shit)
No. 2109440
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Jessica's cat is dying as we speak
No. 2109519
>>2109329She
is from Flint, and her address in Grand Blanc is publicly available if you Google her father, Lon Peck (whose name she dropped here
>>2099004). I haven't posted screenshots or anything to avoid a doxxing ban, but you're certainly free to check for yourself.
I wonder if she'll ever change her grift to "I'm being gangstalked! I'm in witness protection! I'm Doordashing fast food to my secret safe house!">>2109462She's terrible at lying, but she's
great at disengaging. Jessie no longer replies to people on Tumblr who are critical of her grift; she is swift to block any and all dissenters, leaving behind only the most gullible users to open their wallets. It doesn't matter how bad and blatant the lie is when her target audience is already retarded.
No. 2109821
>>2108010OK Kaijuno
>>2108271You'd have to live a pretty sheltered life to assume junkies would leave any of their "substance" behind in a hotel unless they're dead or incarcerated. Like, say a woman who claims she can play a magic flute that makes black women crip walk, for instance.
(hi cow) No. 2110007
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No. 2110031
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>>2109840how dare you imply she doesn't know what crack looks like nonna, her totally real boyfriend or ex boyfriend or whatever is a crackhead
No. 2110058
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sage because this is old milk and pretty autistic. She has a wattpad with very little content -
https://www.wattpad.com/user/kaijuno - but it links to
http://kaijuno.co.vu/, some free custom URL that you could apply to your tumblr back then. Her tumblr is excluded from the wayback machine but not this URL, so I found this trail of about me's and FAQs from 2015-2017. Interesting points
>twin brother stops existing after first aboutme>major changes so much, by the end she's triple majoring>she was larping that she knew how to code and hack>changes from Ojibwe to Potawatomi ancestry (then back to Ojibwe in >>2099242 kek) No. 2110064
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>>2110058samefag, how did I miss genderfluid in the first about me? She's looped all the way back around in today's tumblr post I guess
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I also noticed that in
>>2104860 this poster was supposedly made for the Autumnal Equinox Presentation, but in
>>2104192, she slipped on ice and broke her foot two weeks before. Where did you find the ice, Jess?
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sage for skim milk but we got another lie and a potential lore drop as for why she’s such a retard. Mercury poisoning! Also mega kek at her boots being almost incinerated for potential exposure when standard protocol is bagging something and then throwing it away.
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>>2110031Obviously
that didn't happen, but I wonder if some moid actually did do her dirty. She posted these around the same time.
No. 2110943
>>2110937KEK.
i thought that pic of her arm was an AI generated image of an infants arm.
No. 2111303
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One thing about Jessica is that whenever you visit her blog at any given time, there will always be a newly published post of her lying about being an astrophysics prodigy, followed by a series of stolen memes and several reblogs in a row of this week's e-begging request.
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Posting about imaginary men lining up to court her after she supposedly got dumped. Still no mention of the "dying boyfriend"