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No. 2097403

Kaijuno/Jessica Peck, according to herself and her tumblr following, is a retired, published, award-winning nuclear astrophysicist with 2 PhDs and a 158 IQ, as well as an author, artist, AI expert, professor, pilot, substance abuse counselor, sex worker, amateur self-surgeon with formal medical training, and the “most interesting woman in the world.”
In reality, all she has accomplished since being dismissed from her undergraduate program in 2017 is scamming her impressionable audience with copy-pasted donation posts about an eviction court date that occurs every single month, leaving her on the cold streets of Michigan, while dying of hypoglycemia and starvation and a myriad of other exaggerated health conditions. Kaijuno has a long history of pointlessly lying about every aspect of her existence, such as claiming obvious AI art as her own, shooping her selfies to have heterochromia, stealing posts from around the web, calling herself a homeowner then begging for rent mere months later.

Copypasta donation posts:
>>>/snow/2082661
>>>/snow/2085526
Callout post debunking her multiple PhDs:
>>>/snow/2082658
Astrophysicist LARP history:
>LARPs as jaded ex-academic who’s seen too much and quit academia due to “government intervention,” having “built illegal machines” and “done math she shouldn’t have” despite not having a single degree and never meaningfully entering academia to begin with
>attended CMU as an undergraduate 2015-2017 studying everything from before being dismissed with a GPA of 0.0-1.49, according to the school’s dismissal policy
>immediately copes by claiming to have been accepted in a top 10 school, “self-publishing” somehow as a rogue astrophysicist
>misrepresents poster project made her sophomore year as her first publication in a scientific journal, continuously using a picture taken as proof of her achievements
>refuses to link papers under the fear of doxxing, but readily shares her full name Jessica Peck on her gofundmes, under which no astrophysics papers exist
>unable to answer basic questions about her field from curious followers
>contradicts self constantly on the highest degree she has achieved (bachelor’s in only 2.5 years? masters? 2 PhDs?)
>a collage of cope >>>/snow/2082930

Miscellaneous lies:
>claims to have grown up in and out of homeless shelters working 3 jobs through college to dunk on other e-beggars, though by all accounts lived with her family before moving out
>makes melodramatic, sappy fake posts about bonding with minorities despite being a “little white girl” and everyone clapping; these garner thousands of notes
>abandoned OnlyFans advertised with appalling photos of her similarly obese moid and Luna Slater body, defensively claims to have been a sex worker making “hella money”
>traffics drugs for her "redneck anarchist" father who allegedly locked her 5 days without food and water

Dubious medical claims:
>easily performed at-home dental surgery thanks to her “formal medical training,” pulling out shards of broken wisdom teeth and stitching her gums with “makeshift wire” due to no dentist taking “her kind of Medicaid”
>leftover amoxicillin taken for her dental surgery leads to an unexpected pregnancy and then $600 abortion
>once claimed to use a cane because she has multiple sclerosis and would die before 40
>in other posts, claimed to use a cane because she broke her foot slipping on the ice and had to set the bone herself (downing either vodka or fireball depending on the day)
>lived through 4 suicide attempts, including totaling her car after her current boyfriend dumped her, being shot by her dad, an armed home invasion when she was 9, cancer scare, etc.
>her hypoglycemia as seen in her e-begging is allegedly caused by necrotic pancreatitis and kidney infection experienced in 2020, along with C.Diff and COVID acquired from the hospital, a story changing in detail each time she tells it (sometimes it’s multiple organ failure, sometimes she lost 30 or 100 pounds and her fever spiked between 103-106 F, sometimes her parents or the doctors disbelieved her until they saw her 300 heart rate)
>fractured her spine from a “dick appointment” that has since left her disabled and unable to work
>heterochromia caused by a firework mortar to the face
>currently lying about starving to death for donations, admitting to "fasting" after gloating over weight loss and "skeletal" body in edited selfies

Truthful claims:
>is over 300 pounds >>>/snow/2082759
>too stupid to use an oven >>>/snow/2082701

E-Begging Cringe Thread
>>>/snow/2054912

Links:
https://kaijuno.tumblr.com
https://www.instagram.com/jkaijuno/
https://www.facebook.com/kaijunoscience

No. 2097405

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am OP but I didn't write OP myself, thank you whoever did! >>>/snow/2092127

No. 2097414

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No. 2097415

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Thank you OP!! (and OP's ghostwriter). I've been wishing we had a thread on this bitch for ages. She's such a classic pathological liar, like she's stuck in 2012 tumblr forever.

No. 2097524

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>>2097415
>She's such a classic pathological liar
Agreed, and the lies are obvious. Anyone with eyes and a brain can tell she's bullshitting. The post in the bottom-center of >>2097414 is a favorite of mine because she's trying to seem like an edgy & mysterious main character type, but it just sounds like she's a bad driver with the aerodynamics of a pumpkin.

No. 2097528

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No. 2097539

>>2097528
>having children with a man she met at a "dick appointment" while she posts about being at risk of eviction every week now

No. 2097543

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Is it even possible to lose that much weight in 3 days?

No. 2097547

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BPD behavior.(learn2reply)

No. 2097627

>>2097543
no lol

No. 2097683

>>2097543
Yes, duh! She's an astrophysicist, she burns calories far faster than our minds could comprehend. Plus she does DIY liposuction on herself in snowstorms in midair during her weekly hypoglycemic shock while running drugs for her dad, like, all the time, so there's that.

No. 2097831

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sage for lack of milk but her rampant Tumblr Poasting™ is so irritating to me. Illiterate redneck anarchist father ?? I'd say just make ocs, but her use of AI shows me that her creativity stops at making fake posts intended to get 12 reblogs

No. 2097844

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Wonder what the story is this time

No. 2097916

>>2097844
I wonder if this is an old picture. Where's the rest of her hair?

No. 2097941

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Her stories are so badass it really makes me wonder what she's like in real life. Man she must really not have much going for her if this is what she spends her time making up.(sage your shit/repost)

No. 2097974

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>>2097844
Pancreatitis again and needs her rent paid. I wonder if she'll bother making an eviction post for March or just keep the February one up.

No. 2097979

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Old post, but it's crazy how readily people believe her academia LARPing when she seems genuinely slow from the way she types.

No. 2097993

>>2097403
thanks for the thread OP. never heard of this cow before but pathological tumblr liars are always fun

No. 2097997

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>>2097941
She can't even keep track of her lies, in old posts she says her dad was a nurse and gave her medical training and now she's saying he's an illiterate redneck anarchist drug dealer.

No. 2097998

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>>2097974
From her google review page that she linked on her tumblr. Is the reoccurring pancreatitis a result of her alcohol abuse? Is this just another lie? And if this review is true, she hasn't been sober a year if she relapsed three months ago.

No. 2098000

>>2097979
>Queer
How? She's only ever dated men and never claimed to be genderspecial AFAIK

No. 2098023

>>2098000
You know that word is completely meaningless

No. 2098037

>>2098023
Oh absolutely but usually people who call themselves that usually have something performative to go with it like claiming gendie status or painting their Nigel's nails and then claiming his gendie status.

No. 2098050

>>2097528
I like. Hate people with tumblr cadence. Like yeah dude, it's annoying as fuck. The worst people ever type like that. And it's deranged.

No. 2098064

Pathological liars are some of the most interesting cows. Amanda and Vicky threads have been a bit dead, so I'm interested to learn more about this one.

No. 2098165

Thanks for the thread, OP! I see great potential here
>>2097415
>she's stuck in 2012 tumblr forever
Yeah, I haven’t used tumblr in years, but she’s exactly how I remember the phenotypical tumblr user to be back then kek. People like kaijuno probably will never change because they’ve found their pathological niche in this type of community

No. 2098199

>>2097998
topkek google reviewing emergency departments is such cow behaviour, golden find anon. whats the over under on her "seizure" and "DTs" just being her flailing around while off her face

No. 2098219

>>2097543
she would have to be in a ~27000 calorie deficit every day. Also having a 13-14yo that big would be child abuse imho

No. 2098372

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my god this bitch is nasty

No. 2098412

>>2098372
What won't she eat

No. 2098558

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I was curious how many people had donated to her ko-fi page, so I checked it out. I had to keep scrolling, and scrolling, and scrolling. I was amazed at how long I had to scroll to reach the bottom. How do e-beggars manage to trick so many people? Especially one as histrionic as Kaijuno? She's had it for 4 years, and in the beginning she used to reply to almost every donation with a "thank you" message but she hasn't done that in a long time. I compiled some of the donations that I thought were funny.

No. 2098625

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She reminds me of Lillee Jean in a few different ways.

No. 2098737

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She's had the drug lord dad story for a long time.

No. 2098779

>>2098737
but her dad is definitely still an illiterate nurse along with being a pimped out drug mule kekk why can't she stick to one story

No. 2098797

>>2098737
>Daddy has a net worth of millions
>I am in desperate need of rent and food money immediately, pls gib
So desperate for attention and none of her bullshit adds up in the slightest but hey, as long as those donations keep rolling in, who cares, right?
>>2098558
I feel bad for the ones that give all that they can spare but at the same time come on, how stupid do you need to be to fall for this? This is retard exploitation.

No. 2098888

>>2098737
>He had a net worth of 5 million dollars
>We lived working class
KEKKK 2018 Tumblr was a different time because how the hell would anybody be stupid enough to believe this? She is so bad at fanfic that it blows my mind that she's still able to fund her lifestyle based solely on donations made by retards

No. 2098966

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>>2098737
looks like dad was also able to find time between being an illiterate drug lord nurse redneck anarchist to build houses and do other construction work!

No. 2098980

>>2098966
541 notes worth of some of the most retarded people on the planet. If someone is patient enough to go through that list they'll have guaranteed targets for nigerian prince level scams.

No. 2098989

>>2098980
>>2098737
>>2097997
>>2097941
To be charitable, many tumblr users just love this genre of “quirky story from my past” posts that she often makes. Those posts are probably reaching more casual followers of hers, as well as being reblogged or posted to other websites for non-followers to see. It’s also a common joke how little attention people give to tumblr urls/usernames as a whole (for example, being baffled by one-time-I-dreamt submissions before realizing what blog they come from). Even I have seen the astronomy class TA post and the laser post as screenshots, with no idea of who she was or that they were written by the same person.
I suspect she is so rarely called out on her lies because almost no one is paying close enough attention to notice them. And probably things will stay that way, unless she runs afoul of the wrong niche microcommunity and they start autistically combing through her blog looking for more cancellable offenses.

No. 2098993

>>2097403
the varying caliber of her lies is what makes it obvious that she's a pathological liar. having walter white as your father is so obviously fiction that is borders on satire, but 'learn[ing] how to ride a bike inside of a Dollar General as it was being built' is something that could have feasibly happened to someone at some point in time. just not her. lol

>>2098989
i second this, i don't think tumblr users think too hard about whatever funny haha crazy personal 'lore' stories hit their dashboards.

No. 2099004

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>>2098966
There's probably some kernels of truth in there that she's twisting, but I can't get over how stupid she is to casually drop her dad's name while pretending she cares at all about privacy when it comes to posting her "research."

No. 2099008

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Making posts like this was what probably what she meant by self-publishing as an astrophysicist.

No. 2099013

>>2098737
Her having a pedophile addict who groomed a highschooler for a dad explains a lot actually

No. 2099024

>>2099004
My theory: if this post is the closest to being truthful about her family, then her dad is literally just some blue-collar construction guy (and perhaps a drug user/small-time dealer). I really doubt he changed many of his “problematic” traits for her sake as she claimed, though. He’s probably a trumper to this day, and those older posts she made about him being abusive (even if not true) would likely be more indicative of their relationship. Also, letting your little girl run around unsupervised with your moid construction-worker coworkers is such fucking horrible parenting I don’t know how she can even try to spin it otherwise (again, assuming it even happened). On the other hand, if her parents moved into a newly-built house when she was young, then the “construction site” pictured might just be that, and she made up the rest whole-cloth.
>>2099008
>secret 1970s CIA experiments
>string theory
>Heisenberg uncertainty principle
>quantum mechanics
>parapsychology
>weed
Kek. This is so on-the-nose. It hits on all the popular pseudoscientific conspiracy theory talking points, referencing things that the reader is supposed to feel smart for knowing about but not have an in-depth knowledge of, otherwise they’d realize it’s bullshit. Did she ever respond to the reblog calling her out for her shit “science”?

No. 2099039

>>2099013
Compulsive liars never really think out how their lies will come off to normal people. I don't think she meant to lie about her dad being a nonce, but it comes off that way and it makes her story even more creepy.

No. 2099089

>>2099039
Statistically speaking her dad probably was a nonce, love how people act like men being pedophiles is such a rare thing kek.

No. 2099192

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What does she not want to larp as? Jesus fucking Christ.

No. 2099200

>>2099004
>greasy, rough, underbelly-of-society

she's such a bitch holy shit

No. 2099207

>>2099004
>greasy, rough, underbelly-of-society
Does she not realise construction is actually a very common and normal job?

No. 2099241

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hamplanet stunned to discover she has bones. "Skeletal" lmao

No. 2099242

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of course she's also a pretendian

No. 2099300

>>2099242
God, can she and Stefany Lauren meet? Because I bet Dr Physicist here has also popped balloons with her mind! Just getting that feeling.

Stef was larping as some kind of biologist/ecologist, back when she lied about applying for a Yale graduate program despite having no college degree whatsoever. I would kill for a meeting of the minds here.

No. 2099317

>>2099241
Why didn't she edit her eyes like her usual heterochromia self? Unless I'm bad at spotting a shoop, it seems she has partial heterochromia, but not that weird shit.

No. 2099333

>>2099300
I would love to see a Tumblr feud between these two. Imagine the sheer bullshit they would spew

No. 2099336

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Just 4 baddies who like the deftones! Lol

No. 2099348

>>2099207
It makes her feel better about her own greasy rough underbelly I'm guessing…

>>2099207
She also lies and claims she moves ""substance"" in the panels of cars for her own father. The only thing those canines are going to find in that car is some stale McDonald's French fries and spilled ranch packets

No. 2099374

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I'm surprised no one has mentioned the stolen/AI generated art she claims as her own. It seems like a lot of the stuff in her "doodles" tag is either coloring book pages, paint by number screenshots, or AI generated. Weird to act like she's painting them when she's using image composite software.

No. 2099388

>>2099374
It's been talked about before but in the e-begging cringe thread

No. 2099405

>>2099242
Genuinely wish Scandiboo larpers would shut the fuck up. No one except for mentally ill freaks/drunks or maybe people into extreme endurance sports or something would ever walk barefoot in the snow. Getting used to the climate is a necessity in order to live here, but that doesn't mean Nordic people are mutants immune to the cold. (Stefany "Irl Elsa" Lauren turned that into a pet peeve of mine kek)

No. 2099438

>>2099242
You like operating in the cold more than in heat because you're fat. Hope this helps

No. 2099661

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There it is

No. 2099668

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A Quantum Physics for Dummies book and nearly decade-old CMU lanyard, just in case you forgot she was a genius

No. 2099675

>>2099668
Every time I look at the date of her posts I'm shocked, she's suspended in time. Also what a dumdum those are press-ons. And they're ugly.

No. 2100186

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a collection of my favorite lies so far. other than the ever changing and updating stories about her dad, my favorites are her I am very badass tier lies

No. 2100191

>>2100186
So her dad is a construction worker, a nurse, a pilot, and a druglord? Also the implication that a public school teacher would have the time or energy to indulge your main character syndrome and seat students based on alleged crushes is crazy

No. 2100202

>>2099668
I thought CMU was Carnegie Mellon University, which has some respected STEM programs. But I forgot that she went to Central Michigan University, a state school no one has ever heard of.

No. 2100208

>>2099668
>I’m not uh…a girly girl as they call it

I cannot believe this was said in current year.

No. 2100303

>>2100186
>going back to her high school every year to give talks
Perhaps her saddest lie by far.

No. 2100371

>>2100303
Sure, high schools often invite unemployed college dropouts to come give Ted-talk style lectures and teach the students how to get into college so they can be successful like them.

No. 2100400

>>2100186
> I go back to my old high school once a y ear to give college prep talks and I do an astronomy lecture in my old physics and chemistry classes.
There's a movie called "Shattered Glass" in which Hayden Christianson plays a real-life journalist that it turns out was making the whole thing up, nearly everything he ever wrote was fabricated. He visits his old high school and lectures about journalism while his former teacher praising him for being the most brilliant student she's ever had. Then the teacher and the students disappear, and he's alone, because it was made up like everything else in his life.

No. 2100435

>>2100191
also a mechanic. busy man!

No. 2100503

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At one point she was LARPing as a farm girl (and stealing posts about it)

No. 2100517

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Rare moment of her acknowledging her fake stories.
>I was manic and spiraling and lying for attention
>actually it was a genius ARG and the typos are on purpose and I'm proud of it
Parts of her explanation seem AI-generated too, like even that was too much effort.

No. 2100538

>2100186
Pilots licence, kek
Better apply for special permission to learn in a 747, can't see what else is going to be able to lift off the runway
lol fat

No. 2100542

>>2100538
I couldn't trust a pilot who is morbidly obese. Priorities not in order.

No. 2100576

>>2100503
>young man
Too lazy to change one word from a story she copypasted off Facebook kek

No. 2100588

>>2099008
God her run on sentences are atrocious.
>String theory somehow being heavily conflated with quantum physics calculations
>Why the fuck string theory was mentioned in a paper that could possibly be discussing the wisdom of the crowd phenomena (Closest thing I can even find it being related to)
>Planck units and the Heisenberg uncertainty principle probably being offhandedly mentioned in the paper with loose correlation in its methodology. Retard exaggerates its "connection" because of how cool it sounds to the other speds on tumblr
>Horribly blending sociology and magnetic fields? And it's relation to quantum physics somehow?
>Mixing up the double slit experiment with the observer effect, doesn't even explain the observer effect accurately.
>Does not even explain string theory correctly.
Of course you can find patterns and structure in anything, just put on your schizo goggles. I don't understand how or why she acts like this is some ground breaking paper when declassified CIA documents or papers that supposedly break pre-conceptions of quantum physics would be left undiscussed? Also her explanation of string theory is so over-complicated when it's a very simple concept. It's embarrassing and cringe to see how inaccurate she is the minute someone looks into it for 5 seconds.

No. 2100697

>>2100517
33 thousand notes on this shit. Her last addition is so desperate and embarrassing. How she has followers and people who willingly interact with her is beyond me.

No. 2100726

>>2100503
> I was raised across the street from a farm.
Has Messica ever actually seen "a farm," they're usually quite big and there aren't a lot of single family homes "across the street"!

No. 2100804

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>>2100503
Isn’t she from Michigan? What fucking “mountain people”? I know the post is stolen, but why even pick this one?
>>2100726
Lmao. I wonder if she grew up in one of those suburban areas that used to be on/near farmland. As someone who did, you do indeed occasionally see a small patch of land with grain or grazing animals near the road or amongst the older houses, but the rest of the area is very well-developed. Literally nothing rural or “gritty” about it. You would gain approximately zero farm skills growing up in that environment unless you a) were part of the farming family in question (and there weren’t that many of these, mostly the land was inherited), b) joined an agricultural organization like the FFA, or c) regularly drove at least 20-30 minutes outside the city to where most of the actual farming was done.
Obviously this is speculation since I’m basing it on my own experience (t.from the American South), sorry if it’s too bloggy. Are there any Michigan anons here that might have better insight?

No. 2100843

>>2100804
Dates tell me she stole that post for hurricane helene clout kek

No. 2100875

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More amusing farm-related lies

No. 2101085

>>2100875
The pathological lying habit + nonchalant attitude about said lies is equally funny and irritating

No. 2101091

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Is she working or nah? She lies about everything so I guess not since she has all this time lying on the internet but is she just living on internet and government handouts?
She's such a interesting cow because everything has to be puzzled together from the lies.
I'm here for the pilot arc to start kek

No. 2101092

>>2100875
Okay, there is absolutely no excuse for people to believe in this one. This claim drove me insane enough to do some poking around, and I can’t find a single instance of moose being farmed for meat in the United States. Plenty of farms and farm-related ventures with “moose” in the name, but none with moose as livestock. One of the only close-to-reputable sources I could find on the subject says that some moose might be raised in Alaska and Maine for research purposes, but that’s it. If her grandpops had really owned the single commercial moose farm in the country, there would surely be some record of it, no?
https://www.all-about-moose.com/moose-farms.html
With that said, I did find one experimental farm in Russia that keeps moose for dairy production. Maybe she can incorporate that into her LARP somehow.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kostroma_Moose_Farm
Apologies for the autism.(this is an imageboard)

No. 2101111

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no one is addressing you as "Dr" you were dismissed from college at undergraduate level for abysmal grades

No. 2101140

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Why is she always lying about being so tough

No. 2101160

>>2101140
How tf does anyone believe these fanfics?

No. 2101195

>>2101140
This bitch is 200 lbs overweight wears retard glasses and somehow always has at least three inches of frizzy root growth if I didn’t know her I would not fuck with her for any amount of money. She certainly looks psycho.

>>2099668
That’s nice retard now show us your Griffiths

No. 2101227

>>2101092
>this is an imageboard
Nta but nothing about this post warranted a visual aid. What, you wanted a screenshot of a non-existent list of moose meat farmers? Retards

>>2101140
So does she spout these grandiosities when her sugar is low

No. 2101265

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Link to her twitter: https://x.com/kaijunoj
Hasn't posted in a while but still some funny/milky tweets.

No. 2101282

>>2101265
Typing this laying on the couch covered in dorito dust I'm sure, not a bleacher in sight

No. 2101288

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>>2101140
>Raver syndicate is known to tag trees
????? Does tree tagging mean something I'm not aware of? I'm imagining picrel they were probably just forestry students lol. What nefarious purpose would this serve, and why would she "go off" on them? Even for her this is absurd.

No. 2101297

>>2101265
obviously take but still a truly stomach churning mental image

No. 2101308

>>2101288
im assuming she means tagging in the graff sense, like people who carve their names into trees? but idk

No. 2101357

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>>2101308
Apparently she means literal spraypaint. Also I had to include the post of her switchblade. I really doubt she'd be physically capable of bending over and
grabbing that from her boot with any speed were she ever in an actual fight kek.

No. 2101358

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>>2099661
today's eviction day, nonnas!

No. 2101394

>>2101358
Fingers crossed.
This reminds me of another cow on the other farms, Falco skywolf. It lives in a hotel and every tweet it's (it might be a she but I'm not sure) gonna be thrown out of the hotel it's staying in and everytime someone comes to the rescue. Who are these people donating and why? She's a pilot/dr/astrophysicist/all around bad ass and a whore, i bet there's some avenue she could make money. Maybe guns gor hire

No. 2101431

>>2101358
You’d think that the heir of the only moose meat farm in America would have better money sense

No. 2101528

>>2101357
spray paint does not kill trees. a lot of parks services just colourmatch a spray paint to the bark and spray over obscene graffiti lol

No. 2101529

File: 1742616363343.png (329.71 KB, 1177x1582, grandpa.png)

Conflicting stories about both of her dead grandpas, one of which is presumably the moose farmer

Mom's (?) side
>they put him out of his misery out of respect for him
>he was her mom's rapist and she let him die painfully as her patient

Dad's side
>they found him days later with his eyes pecked out by crows and the STUPID dispatcher didn't believe her!
>they found him a few hours later after he died

No. 2101531

File: 1742616992111.png (375.41 KB, 773x918, plagiarism.png)

Plagiarized this one word for word from a 150k note post kek

No. 2101712

>>2101531
Really, what is the point of this?? Plagiarizing Tumblr posts is a new type of retarded.

No. 2101803

>>2101529
It's horrible because I cannot wrap my head around a woman using her mother as a prop and lying about her grandfather being her rapist, but she lies so much about her family that it's within the realm of possibility every bit of that is fake. Kind of horrifying if she branded her grandpa a rapist, not just any but her mothers if that's not true. It's like I want to believe it only because I can't imagine why anyone would lie about something so terrible, but she's batshit crazy so

No. 2101820

File: 1742685491307.png (470.75 KB, 450x925, jessie the deadname.png)

Some more shit that really totally happened for real, you guys…!

No. 2101850

>>2101820
I'm still amazed that she and Stef haven't found each other. Stefany had the same sudden "trauma" around her name, so she changed it to Elsa - I mean, Ellie.

For Jessica, it's probably just another way to scam by distancing herself from her legal name.

No. 2101888

File: 1742701322889.jpeg (1.83 MB, 1179x2014, IMG_1577.jpeg)

Yet again pretending her fried frizz is ‘volume’

No. 2101893

>>2101888
OT but I’m kind of digging that phone case though.

No. 2101919

File: 1742709379741.png (411.96 KB, 622x594, 2025-03-2306.54.04.png)

>>2101820
>>2101888
kek she is the kind of bitch who would still wear her high school graduation ring from 10 years ago

No. 2101936

>>2101431
kek thank you so much for the laugh

No. 2101992

>>2098737
there's no way that someone who actually lived a life like this and who apparently has a father who is/was heavily involved in shady shit like drug trafficking, would blab about it on the internet with their face attached.

No. 2101994

>>2097403
She's just like Icky and Chantelle Oddynuff…..I love pathological liars, they fascinate me…

No. 2101999

Can't put my finger on why, but someone lying about having achievements that I truly have drives me nuts.(no1curr)

No. 2102008

>>2099004
Fat even as a yung'un. Anyone else notice it's almost always fat, lonely women who make up outrageous lies? Like Tania Head who lied about surviving 9/11 and having her fiance killed in 9/11 whole time she was in Europe during the attacks.

No. 2102010

>>2099004
>As you can tell from the drill bits and astrophysics book, I'm not a girly girl
So women can't be academics or fix shit around the house? Speak for yourself.

No. 2102013

>>2101999
because you know how hard you worked to get them. In general that behavior pisses me off too. There's nothing worse than someone pretending to have knowledge or skills that they don't. On top of that, most people with the skills she claims to have wouldn't dare use them to grift online. It would be embarrassing to do that.

No. 2102017

>>2101265
Its true. The soccer mom was Megan Fox

No. 2102031

>>2101888
KEK she fucking looks like Hagrid. And the wonky glasses, she fucked that shit up with her filtering and absolutely did not care. Maybe just have plain round or rectangular glasses if you're going to do that.

No. 2102096

File: 1742763364323.png (31.27 KB, 563x358, Screenshot 2025-03-23 165027.p…)

She's weirdly obsessed with 3 day fasts. She said she lost 40 lbs since January in this post >>2090430 but obviously not

No. 2102098

>>2102096
D'aww… being dumped is horrid, I feel bad for her now.

No. 2102106

File: 1742765860414.png (285.19 KB, 1130x602, back rent.png)

>>2102098
They got back together last time, all it took was totalling her car and e-begging for hospital bills. I don't really think she's telling the truth, though, and if she is, she's better off without another jobless pig to e-beg for.

No. 2102137

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Back at it. She can't post pictures because she thinks it has an owner… whatever that means. What a pathetic, e-beg larp. Saging bc idk if this counts as milk.

No. 2102158

>>2102137
900 IQ genius can't figure it out? Also kek what is her profile picture?

No. 2102172

File: 1742777901138.png (1.6 MB, 572x1779, sword.png)

>>2102158
That's the sword she slays armed intruders with

No. 2102176

>>2102172
That shit is NOT Damascus steel

No. 2102181

>>2102172
kek that carpet is disgusting. also gee i wonder how she managed to pay for that cheesy-looking prop sword yet also still needs to beg for money every two weeks? even if she wasn't lying about needing donations all the time i wouldn't even give her a penny if i found out she was wasting her funds on that useless shit

No. 2102190

File: 1742783781057.png (77.59 KB, 608x846, backtrack.png)

>>2102137
she backtracked on that one the second someone called her on how weird that was lmao

No. 2102195

>>2098625
Was wondering why she looked familiar then realized she has the same midwest doughy face and "I huff my own farts" snobby expression as Chappell Roan.

No. 2102210

>>2102190
Bro she just made up a fake starving stray dog to beg people for emergency Uber eats money

No. 2102220

>>2102172
Genius astrophysicist but can't vacuum the floor kek why are fatties always so disgusting

No. 2102256

>>2102137
>>2102190
These e-begging morons always act like such wannabe good samaritans.
>I'm such a good person, look, I took in a dog and now you HAVE to give me money!
Even if this weren't a fake scenario her fat ass made up for some quick doordash money to last her through her strenuous and difficult and totally not fake 3-day fast, it's still so fucking stupid. Then again, poorfags always act so retarded when it comes to handling money. Of course, the first thing I do when I literally cannot afford rent (supposedly) is to take in a dog and buy the most expensive dog food I can find to feed it instead of just letting someone else find it and take it in. And her quirky YA lit protag typing style just adds another layer of insufferable to it all.

No. 2102263

>>2102172
Look at the absolutely trashed tub behind her. Streaks of red hair dye, spilled shampoo, crazy soap scum between the tiles and in the creases between the tub and wall, and some nasty old razor lying there next to god knows what. Gross.

No. 2102266

File: 1742821800245.png (1.11 MB, 996x1134, lol.png)

theres literally no way kek.

No. 2102268

File: 1742822599604.jpg (177.07 KB, 960x960, Tumblr_l_8544762677511.jpg)

>>2102263
Samefag but wow the tub looks even worse here
>>2102266
Kek a phone "hooked up" to the telescope

No. 2102302

>>2101111
You can't be retired at 27. That's called being unemployed. Also you'll never be an astrophysicist.

No. 2102304

File: 1742833838112.jpg (11 KB, 229x220, download.jpg)


No. 2102311

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>>2102266
Hard to tell if she's lying or not (many photos of the Rosette Nebula look alike, though hers does appear to be backwards kek), but I noticed in the metadata that the "artist" of this photo is listed as Starla Peck.

No. 2102319

>>2102181
Kek you're right. I thought she was standing on rough concrete. Less Damascus steel, more roomba.

No. 2102376

>>2102172
She is so unbelievably ugly. This picture is a great example of alcohol bloat. Her dead soulless eyes are equally as disturbing. Why would she take this picture in the grungy bathroom??

No. 2102382

>>2102190
>Isn't that how it works with children?
I can't decode what this means. You mean if you find a lost child but… don't think they have an owner (???) it would be ok to post pics but if you think the child has an owner it's not ok to post pics? Like how does the owner/no owner thing translate to children?

No. 2102392

File: 1742855328235.png (448.18 KB, 496x641, 2016 jessica.png)

Comparing photos like >>2102268 and >>2102172 with photos of herself from a few years ago is crazy. She really let herself go when she committed to being a lazy e-beggar.

>>2102382
She means that, usually, you ask the parents of a kid before you take a picture of the kid. So, she tried to excuse herself by saying "well, I don't know if the owner of this dog would consent to me uploading a photo of the dog online!" It's as stupid as it sounds.

No. 2102467

File: 1742866649038.png (102.23 KB, 569x1029, suicide.png)

In July she posted a suicide note and just left it up, ignoring everyone in the notes trying to comfort her (they didn't have money for her anyway). She's truly trapped in a time loop with that eviction on the 21st.
https://kaijuno.tumblr.com/post/756169349428068352/small-update-my-internet-has-been-shut-off-my

No. 2102516

>>2102467
Her reblogging it to bump KEKKKK
Also the "it's been a really fun 13 years" makes it sound like she's 13 years old and killing herself

No. 2102520

>>2102311
She already doxxed her dad and Starla’s definitely a relative of hers as well - possibly her mom. How is she so bad at internet - if you’re going to lie about having two PhDs (am extremely googleable thing) maybe don’t dox yourself and your entire family?

No. 2102522

>>2102392
Anon, I hate to be the one to do this to you, but 2016 was more than a few years ago. This photo set is nearly nine years old now.

No. 2102544

>>2102522
Yeah, and in 9 years she went from looking like a normal woman to looking like an alcoholic hambeast.

No. 2102602

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No. 2102610

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No. 2102612

File: 1742924762273.webm (13.18 MB, 600x600, REOJess.webm)

>>2102610
Correct me if I'm wrong but this is the original vocals for the song, yes? I'm not sure if she's too stupid to correctly record herself, or if she's trying to claim this is her actual singing voice. I'd believe either from her.

No. 2102625

>>2102612
Kek yeah it just sounds like the isolated vocals. 70 notes and no one’s commented on that? Did they even listen to it

No. 2102661

>>2102612
at this point i think we should consider that she is pulling a long term 'social experiment' to see how much/how long she can get away with

No. 2102666

>>2102612
What's with the jump at 0:43ish? It sounds like she used one of those cheap AI singing apps people use to make SpongeBob covers?? kek

No. 2102675

>>2102661
But she's not getting away with anything, we all know it's nonsense and basically impossible to become a professor at 27. Universities normally hire people who have worked in the field at least a decade or 2 post-doctorally

No. 2102743

>>2102602
>im honored to be mistaken for a hideous rapehon
topkek

No. 2102756

>>2102602
Kek she couldve easily claimed to be a troon, and the money would've been rolling in. Gofundme's for FFS, donations for "titty skittles"…

No. 2102778

>>2102675
Definitely not true, there are professors who are PhD or MS students. Jess still isn't a professor.

No. 2102793

>>2102467
Suicide baiting while asking for donations is such a foul as fuck thing to do and it's so common for tumblrites. Countless times have I seen rude, entitled tumblr hags make posts claiming they attempted suicide when everyone knows they didn't, they were sitting their ass at home scrolling twitter for 12 hours and eating doordash. It's such a bizarre lie too. It's always some attention-seeking fake typod post like "gguys iM at ym fkcinh limit" left up and then a follow up the next morning like "I attempted suicide last night" when they never went to hospital, literally just pretending they miraculously recovered from a fake attempt. I hate suicide batters. She's one of these bum as fuck grifters that wants to sit on the computer all day and get donos for it while pretending she's a savant.

No. 2102796

>>2102778
Maybe in your thirdie country anon(derailing)

No. 2102799

>>2102778
Teaching at a university is not the same as being a professor. The title means something specific. You have to have a PhD. The only exceptions are incredibly old, successful scholars who sometimes got grandfathered in. That time is long gone. A professor is usually tenured or on a tenure track, with the exception of adjunct or visiting professors.

No. 2103231

File: 1743123625557.png (784.45 KB, 569x1006, foul.png)

Taking a shower is the only thing she has to be proud of

No. 2103236

File: 1743124882208.png (170.77 KB, 567x1287, cyst.png)

Incredibly annoying but successful e-begging. Is she just making up numbers?

No. 2103391

File: 1743176375579.jpg (225.3 KB, 1206x1025, another_day_another_grift.jpg)

Today's e-begging scheme

No. 2103392

>>2103231
Kek what? There are no waves in her hair, it's just tangled.

No. 2103395

File: 1743176836479.jpg (593.76 KB, 1247x2240, ratnestposting.jpg)

>>2103392
She's been really feeling her hair the last couple of days, I compiled a few of the posts.

No. 2103484

File: 1743195111001.png (1.23 MB, 608x1753, bedraggled.png)

>>2103395
And another

No. 2103493

>>2103395
>SO MANY compliments
Probably got one, from a black woman so the "exclusively from black women" part isn't a lie and makes it all ok in her mind.
Everything else is pure fiction though. A random woman took time out of her day to do a teach a random woman she never met before a dance just because they have similar hair. Not only that though it was the CRIP WALK. I can vividly imagine her laying in bed or eating cereal or something, and she's wasting all her brainpower imagining these ridiculous scenarios, incrementing them, thinking about the most tumblr way to word it.
It's so sad, that's all she does with her time. She spends her day thinking about all the experiences she wishes she could have.

No. 2103498

>>2103395
>I look like a poodle!
Bitch no you do not. Actually curly-haired people get told that as an insult, you rubbed too much product into your slightly wavy hair and now it looks dirty. Where is this hair fixation coming from kek are the imaginary black women going to crip walk over to her house and braid her hair next?

No. 2103500

Does this bitch even have a day job? Or is her job literally e-begging in tumblr in-between writing stupid fake stories that belong in 2011?

No. 2103501

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No. 2103502

>>2102467
>she doesnt have money for food
She's 300lb she could not eat for 1 year and be fine, fucking hell tumblr users are so willingly retarded.

No. 2103504

>>2103484
She probably finally realised the trend that's been going for some 4 years now where people "find out" they have curly hair because of the increased popularity of curly hair routine videos. It's her next larp, the same way her being an astrophysicist is, or her parents being nurses but also illiterate rednecks while simultaneously also patricidal rape victims. This is funny as fuck, I look forward to her curly hair larp era.

No. 2103507

>>2103395
I know this is a nitpick but what academic still wears a high school ring at 28? That alone screams college dropout to me.

No. 2103516

>>2103507
Not a nitpick and she's not an academic and never will be. She's utterly delusional.

No. 2103520

>>2103395
>in Michigan
>lady compliments her red hair
>crip walks with glee
This is so fucking dumb it’s bordering on racist. Also I would love to see her lard ass try to crip walk.

No. 2103524

File: 1743201936468.png (102.79 KB, 1953x502, cmu_ring.png)

>>2103516
Right, I'm not in academia but I do work in a field that requires at least a bachelor's degree, and I've never once seen anyone wear a high school graduation ring. Or a college grad ring for that matter, which for the record the school she supposedly graduated from does offers, but only if you're a current student or have actually graduated.

No. 2103529

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>>2103520
One of her most successful posts was similar racebait, so I'm not surprised she's trying again. Also sorry if this has already been posted, it's old but I couldn't find it in any other threads. She also reposts it about every other week anyway kek

No. 2103530

>>2103529
It's easy from this to see why her lies are out of control now, she was being constantly rewarded and lavished with positive attention from this absurdly made up post, and now she can't stop lying because she's addicted to the validation and high volume of post interaction.

No. 2103533

>>2103529
Fucking kek, she writes this weirdly racist fiction thinking that it makes her seem woke.

No. 2103547

>>2103524
nobody even buys them because they're like $500…she's always ebegging and flaunts a fucking high school ring

No. 2103556

>>2103529
It's like she doesn't live in the United States and only ever experiences autistically through badly written TV shows and books. All this shitting about black women and skin colour just screams "I don't interact with other people but especially not with people of a race other than mine" kek

No. 2103560

>>2103395
Why would someone CRIP walk with her over RED hair. This racist retard doesn’t even know the right gang color affiliations for her fairytales.

No. 2103574

>>2103395
Kek this bitch always smiles like she's in pain. Is she truly so obese that the act of smiling is a workout?

No. 2103577

>>2102610
Has anyone called her out for this yet

No. 2103581

>>2103500
Obviously not. Able-bodied people who pretend to have a myriad of different disabilities and mental illnesses so they can ebeg every single week shamelessly are infuriating. They claim they can't get a job because muh market but its because they think they're too good for real jobs when they can just ebeg and wait out their delusions of pretending they deserve a unicorn job they don't have credentials for. Awful shit ass people on Twitter and tumblr.

No. 2103583

>>2103529
Jarring how this is so obviously a lie, but disturbing that it's one where she is the sole carer for a "little blind black woman". The fact that it has 38k notes is even stranger, are they all bots? Who would look at her and believe she's gone to rehab for anything besides binge eating disorder

No. 2103604

>>2103583
Also, why wasn’t a nurse performing the intake questions? And I’m pretty sure the blind woman would have a cane or something unless she just walked around with her hands out all the time like a cartoon character. She basically admitted to a felony for violating HIPAA. But I guess when you brag about how your dad is a drug dealing pedophile you lose perspective

No. 2103607

>>2103604
you are not violating HIPAA unless you are provider this closing information you shouldn't be or someone illegally accessing someone else's medical records. If you were in rehab with someone else you're not a provider of care lol nothing illegal happened there.



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