Meet the cows:
There is more to this thread, but I am not used to doing this so I apologize for the lack of updated information to add to this. Please, feel free to do so in the posts.
Jake Munro - Kaya's ex boyfriend, after dating for around a decade. Cheated on her with his girlfriend's tattoo artist's wife, Kat. Fancies himself a musician, though since his bandmates left, doesn't seem capable of producing music on his own. Used Joker-esqe makeup and mimicking other artist's makeup for attention on Youtube, but has since generally given the gimmick up as his popularity rapidly declined post break-up. Appears to be rapidly aging into the bloated corpse of a chav gordan ramsay due to a suspected alcohol and nicotine addiction. Has big dreams of being the next big V-tuber star. Used to occasionally scar us with his ugly nudes via a rarely updated OnlyFans account. Latest internet persona is a literal clown: "Jester Jake".
Kat Paine - Previously married mother of one, cheated on her tattoo studio owning husband with their client's (Kaya) long term boyfriend (Jake). You can find her posting heavily filtered lewds to her OnlyFans when she isn't tracing Disney coloring book sheets part-time at the tattoo shop. Her most popular phrases include: "Daddy! Shots!", "Drinks! Shots!" and incoherent giggling at Jake doing literally anything.
Notable mentions:
Clair: A sad, 30-something fat American woman with a poo obsession and an apparent marriage on the rocks. She dropped thousands on Jake over the course of a month or so before disappearing without a trace. Anons speculate she's possibly going through a divorce with her dom-daddy older husband.
Kitty McPancakes: Some American png tuber and lolicon loving neckbeard that Jake has latched onto for new material and so he's not stuck playing videogames alone forever. Kitty has his own small crew including his loli roleplaying girl(?)friend and some actual nobody hiding behind a big titty zombiegirl avatar. Neither of them seem interested in Jake in the slightest besides Kitty however.
Highlights from last thread:
>1832669 says that his dwindling views don't bother him. vtubing is his passion. will work at a tesco if he has to!>1833919 >>1833925 the obvious reason for him growing his fringe out these days>1833995 Jake glorifies and defends steroid use, says he wants to use them himself (if he isn't already)>1834045 Jake claiming he can "kill someone with just one punch" on stream>1834076 >>1834078 babyhead jake avatar is retired in favor of a new abomination.>1834450 The beginning of the Clair arc. She pays him $500 to keep his clothes on. kek>1834924 Clair is absolutely obsessed with poop and constantly tells batshit stories involving poop.>1835181 Jake deletes some old photos as soon as they are mentioned in the thread.>1835577 >>1835584 some less filtered than usual photos of kat and Jake are posted from a wedding they attended.>1835599 Jake starts following all kinds of porny vtube accounts>1836014 Jake starts going through a furry phase "for the lulz" I guess?>1836023 Jake claims he isn't using vtubing to hide because he "already looks like an anime boy" (surejan)>1836490 kat poorly tattooing stolen artwork again>1837598 >>1837608 Clair is donating actual thousands at this point>1837963 longtime loyal snaccs getting ignored for Jake's new beloved cash cow>1838732 yet another vtube avatar revision>1838858 recap of his lolsorandom phase of streaming, including weird pedo-sadist jokes and other degeneracy>1839127 kat using his mods to try to communicate with him while he's streaming>1840372 jake's vtube idol is some loli catgirl who does pantyshots on stream apparently>1840386 Kat claims that Jake wants to fuck tinkerbell on her onlyfans account>1841762 his views on YT are hilariously low and he's making very little income off YT or patreon>1842761 >>1843018 Jake makes a nasty "boy pussy" skit involving shota catboy avatars>1843007 He's too stupid to not use copyrighted music in his Youtube videos and keeps getting hit by copyright claims.>1843222 >>1843253 people hate his new cringe content, he deletes any critical comments.>1843984 the beginning of his "porn hub comments" reaction videos. Classy as always.>1844407 Kat, a 35yo woman with a child, tattoos "Daddy's" inside her lip for Jake.>1844743 Jake begins canceling streams and cutting back on streaming hours only a few weeks into making affiliate on twitch.>1844802 >>1844803 Slightly milky cringe stream recaps.>1846204 Jake glues a expensive microphone to his vrheadset (he eventually breaks it)>1846660 Anons are noticing him not keeping his promises of updates on various accounts>1849860 Jake VR streams while naked, posts to OF, no one seems to care besides bullying for being "vanilla".>1851476 >>1851484 Clair still solo funding Jake's entire life while hinting something is wrong in hers.>1852038 Jake is very special and not like other boys, claims he has memories from when he was an infant.>1854742 >>1854995 Spends Kat's b-day following a ton of porny VRtuber accounts>1855046 And posting degenerate furry porn skits on instagram. Happy Birthday kat.>1855262 Recap anon of a stream. Mostly Jake being nasty and unfunny. Averages only 20-30 viewers.>1855658 >>1855715 First appearance of his new neckbeard lolicon buddy "Kitty McPancakes".>1856849 >>1856851 They celebrate Kat's actual birthday by having a couple of her lady friends come over and sit on their couch I guess?>1856853 >>1856857 Kat flexs her b-day SHEIN outfit>1858064 The usual overnight Galgorm stay for kat's b-day finally happens a week later>1858255 Anons start noticing Kat editing her face into oblivion>1859038 Anons also notice Jake hasn't been keeping up with his promises of new music every month>1862089 Kat still can't tattoo well. Wonky lines abound.>1863067 Stream recap of Jake being miserable and begging for $ for new computer parts.>1863168 Jake claimed he hired a videographer to film in london for a new single in April. At this point, still hasn't happened.>1863406 Another stream recap. His streams are getting less lolsorandom and just boring or sad.>1865302 Jake accidently revealing kat's real unedited face on his instagram compared to her own heavily filtered pics from the same outing>1865674 Kat claims she has been sick for three weeks despite her going out and drinking in a bunch of photos throughout that time.>1866495 >>1866706 Clair starts to miss his streams. He makes very little money during these streams.>1868219 Jake's lolsorandom humor is back and just as awful as ever. Spends an entire stream mock assaulting anime girls and being obnoxious.>1868659 Recap anon again, pretty boring stream, but hints that Clair is having personal issues. She's back to donating though.>1868664 >>1868665 New avatar again. This time even worse than the last, featuring stolen art he googled and filtered.>1870023 Jake canceling more streams last min and trying to flex on some VRthot he follows on twitter>1870560 Jake hates the barbie movie despite never seeing it because men are soooo persecuted.>1870834 >>1870939 He keeps making the new "jester Jake" avatar worse.>1871315 Jake desperately trying to get people to watch his streams.>1871477 Kat gets more work done on her hideous mess of a full back tattoo>1871478 >>1875349 Kat still editing her face into a completely new one>1875348 Jake's patreon is down to only 52 patreons at the beginning of the month, the lowest for him yet>1875865 Jake caught following some weird loli vtuber?>1876480 Anons noting that he hasn't updated his patreon with the promised audiobook updates since April. (still hasn't)>1876638 Jake supposedly is considering buying a penis for his VR avatar?>1877956 Even more of Kat editing her face into an entirely new one.>1878502 Jake's neckbeard catboy friend gets more views and attention than he does. kek>1878549 Confirmation that Jake broke his mic after mounting it to his headset. Also short recap of stream.>1878597 Jude is still orbiting Jake, says she still wants to collab.>1879333 >>1879927 Kat completely botches a Princess Peach tattoo>1879860 Jake still skipping a bunch of streams. No Clair sightings in a while now.>1882749 Jake finally streams again to 20-25 viewers, still no Clair to be seen.>1883233 After barely streaming all month and only posting a shitty PH comment reaction video, Jake and Kat go on a 5 day vacation to Croatia.(shit thread)