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No. 1476895
Most recent cows:
-Jake Munro, extremely unoriginal "musician", after his Casey Neistat imitation vlogs didn't take off he got famous from doing TikTok react videos. Known for copying the aesthetics of many musicians such as MM and Dir En Grey. Music is really unoriginal too, his most successful songs are covers. Has an obsessive cult fanbase of tweens and lonely middle aged women, calls himself "goth daddy" after saying all goths are cunts
-ToxicTears (kaya), alt youtuber, complains about everything, blames meds for weight while eating crap
-Kat Paines, married tattoo artist who Jake cheated on Kaya with
-Jude Bishop, OF thot and ddlg pedo-pandering pickme who is also "goth", has her own thread but crosses over here too, publicly thirsts for Jake
-ItsBlackFriday (freyja), goth youtuber, country hopper, terrible planner
-Psychara, witchy instagoth who fries her hair
-Felvae, used to be a witchy instagoth, now an uwu tradwife who is actually the breadwinner
-Feigsfar (Adam), thinly veiled white supremacist on Insta, Felvae's partner
-Of Herbs and Altars (Dorian), alt youtuber who does videos on her ana and drugs past, believes she can fuck ghosts
-Adora BatBrat, instagoth who likes posting provocative stuff for shock value
-Ruadhan, youtuber, rambling shit stirrer
…and other cows who are discussed but not necessarily producing significant or frequent milk like Avelina De Moray and Emily Boo
Some highlights from the last thread:
>Jake's nudes get leaked >>1450283 , >>1450297 , >>1450355 , >>1450336 , >>1450358 , >>1450366 , >>1450379 , >>1450331 , >>1450628>Kat started an OnlyFans, charging $30 for implied nudes >>1460573>Jake & Kat confirmed lurking >>1461061 , >>1461071 >Jake still posting nonstop about going out and drinking, and bragging about how he "doesn't get hung over">Jake's obsessive troon fan Reilly >>1449623 now he's jealous >>1476622>Jake gets his neck tattoo'd, supposed to be an eye (I guess?) but it looks like a penis hole >>1457515>Jake's streams are still member-only, Jude thirsting for him during streams >>1466740 his Twitter is still private as well>Youtube commenter alleges Jake broke one of Kaya's ribs once >>1473380 anon digs up an old video where Kaya says he cracked her rib from "hugging her too hard" >>1473408>Jude breaks up with her "daddy" >>1470522>Dorian posts a thirst trap despite claiming to pretty much never have the desire for sex (except with ghosts) >>1442061>Emily Boo is "gay" despite being married to a man >>1452439>Kaya still house hunting, went to Melanie Murphy's weddingThe Jake & Kaya thread (was made a long time ago when there was no milk and anons got tired of hearing about them, mostly old stuff)
>>>/snow/927531Jude Bishop thread
>>>/snow/1127197 No. 1477069
>>1476899Kek!
Great choice for thread pic
nonny!
No. 1477228
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Trying to keep up with your "best friend" but even they don't react although you' re the only comment to their post…
No. 1477285
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Possible drama in the Kat von D camp.
So this starts with Kat von D cancelling her U.S tour that was set for dates in March and April. She posts the cancellation with an updated photo of her band with Dave Parley edited out. After scouring SM, Rafael, Kat, and Dave had stopped posting about or including each other since November of last year. This indicates to me that some falling out had happened but I had no idea why. That is until Dave Parley made a post a few days ago.
No. 1477287
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>>1477285Edited band photos that now excludes Dave Parley.
No. 1477291
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>>1477285Dave Parley’s post on leaving the duo Prayers and the Kat von D band.
No. 1477292
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>>1477228K is starting to pull away.
None of this happened. K saw Billie Eilish without him. (Jake openly thirsts and simps for Billie.) He never went to Arizona. The epic videos with amazing people didn't happen because they don't want to work with him anymore. He was going to be collabing with Halocene, Violet Orlandi, or Lauren Babic. But claimed in recent stream the collab was cancelled because they "lost their voice." Even though they are all going on tour together next month. Guess Jake is no longer invited. He says he'll be traveling to Nashville soon to shoot videos for K, instead of insisting on being in them for once. We'll see if that gets cancelled too.
No. 1477304
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Bragging about long Island ice teas presumably with skanky Kat. Classy.
No. 1477305
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No. 1477306
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Ugh bragging about his drinking abilities.. how mature
No. 1477308
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And finally confirmed by Skat (skanky Kat)
No. 1477309
>>1477291Apparently, Rafael went on his instagram live complaining about Dave not giving him beats for his new album that recently came out.
https://imgur.com/a/PBT8hqZ^The link to the full post from Rafael.^
It’s kind of hard to follow this rant and decipher exactly what is being said but he basically states that Dave Parley barely did anything in Prayers and it is mostly Rafael who does the music, lyrics, videos, and overall production. He also accuses Dave of abandoning(ghosting)people who have helped him, such as: Rafael who let him be part of Prayers even though he didn’t do anything, Sabrina who sponsored Dave’s green card(funny because KVD allegedly helped him stay in the U.S after he was almost deported for going to jail one too many times.)
He also calls out Dave’s new wife for basically being a Yoko Ono type and taking Dave away from Prayers to focus on Meldamor, a music duo of Dave and his wife. (Also funny since imo, KVD is the Yoko Ono)
I think I covered the key points in this now deleted rant.
No. 1477311
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>>1477309KVD’s comment under that post.
No. 1477323
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>>1477309Here is Rafael talking about a Meldamor song that references him as a leech who lives in a golden cage.
No. 1477328
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Here is an explanation from KVD when a fan asks about Dave Parley from a week ago.
Overall, I saw this coming when Kat poached Dave from Prayers as a drummer into her own band. It seems that she is hard to work with and loses professional and personal relationships left and right throughout her career. I won’t be surprised if down the road, some more band members leave.
No. 1477539
>>1477306Good lord man, you’re 30! Bragging about how much you can drink is really, really sad. He’s falling apart, drinking excessively, smoking, his channel is bombing.
I give it a month before he introduces Kat ‘properly’ as the new girlfriend and starts doing the kind of reaction things he did with Kaya. Fuck, he may even go down the goth step daddy family channel route if he keeps on haemorrhaging subscribers like he is currently.
No. 1477553
>>1477424too busy being a fuckboy probably.
"losing his voice" and "totally not getting covid" and being unable to sing properly for the majority of the dates of his tiny little tour.
if he paid to fly K all the way out there "to film content" then honestly they got a pretty rad free UK vacation out of him for nothing. good for them.
No. 1477747
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Another small time YouTuber made an expose video. Not a large audience but the comments are nothing but people spilling all the dirt Fake has been trying to cover up or ignore. Even the cracked rib
No. 1477812
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Is he really editing the jap's eye out of his tattoo? This is a before and after. LOL. here is the before
No. 1477813
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I'm howling at this account that Jake follows. I finally realized who he reminds me of: my ex who used to make fun of egirls, but then secretly got off to them. If a man makes fun of something enough you can guarantee it's coming from a place of insecurity and he's hiding his true feelings.
No. 1477816
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and after
No. 1477821
>>1477812This came up in the previous thread, it's how we know he's lurking.
Hi Jake, your neck still looks like a piss hole
No. 1477822
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guess this isnt happening either
No. 1477827
>>1477822I remember when he was talking about Vegas he said he was going to hit up strip clubs. That was before the "ya boy don't pay" for pussy.
He's constantly spouting grandiose plans but never does anything.
No. 1477856
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Jude… you have normal adult female hands. Weird pickme shit.
No. 1477873
>>1477304They look like shit water, which is usually what happens when 18 year olds mix a bunch of spirits at home. Yikes.
Also, saged for autism but Kaya is taking questions for yet another assumptions/Q&A video. I know she gained some new followers after the break up but by god woman, how much is there to know? She just wants to read and talk about herself, it’s sad.
No. 1477895
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>>1477856Speaking of Jude, I was reading through the last thread and someone posted
>>1450126 and I decided to look at her ex's twitter and saw he changed his pfp to this.
No. 1478107
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Just me or is he cute? Hotties that don't feel the need to be popular online, dress OTT all the time, and constantly whore out their life on social media actually have the most main character energy imo.
No. 1478398
>>1478397You forgot his OF which no doubt turned off a lot of people, and by other people I mean the moms who were in love with him
>>1478107Way too neotenous for my tastes, but anyone who has fucked Jude has automatically lost any potential to be sexually appealing imo.
No. 1478602
>>1477797I agree. The first expose video that I remember that was done by an actual goth who was a bit on the younger side was actually pretty good because she used to be a fan of his so she knew more about his antics but she ended up deleted it after about a few months.
The only videos that can be good on this guy are videos done by people who were previous followers of his or ones who have been aware of his antics for years, if it's someone who has never heard of him, there's a good chance it won't be as well-researched.
No. 1479022
>>1477813so true. it's really juvenile actually, like a boy picking on a girl at school when he actually fancies her. what's worrying and like
>>1479015 said they all look REALLY young in these pictures, its disturbing
No. 1480051
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So much for "Daddy is a good guy!" Lol, retard.
No. 1480568
>>1480051 he will lose all of his slobbering fans because of his drunken "romance" with sKat stain. hormonal teens and troons and aging moms dont want to see he has a new girlfriend who is a "insta model" keeping him away from streaming with them or creating content for them. they dont want their dollars to go to buying this bitch drinks!
I hope it all backfires and we see more like Reilly decide that "daddy isn't a good guy" even though they're really late and stupid for not getting it before, it took their own personal jealousy to get them to stop funding this asshole's life.
No. 1480734
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So K is non-binary they/them, except when it comes to an opportunity to advertise, then they want in women's space?
No. 1480815
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Looks like ol' Stumpy is gonna post to OF for the first time this whole month. Wonder what sort of horribly lit grainy pics he'll be putting up, as his only upload this entire month.
No. 1481010
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No you look like you'd wreck at the kindergarten lunch table. And not in a good way, before that ddlg weirdo takes that as a compliment.
No. 1481210
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The way she badly shaved her sides just looks like a bald spot kek
No. 1481404
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What could it be about…?
No. 1481405
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He didn't like the answer, I suppose…
No. 1481893
>>1481871Oh so you
must disrespect peoples’ pronouns/identities to participate in discussions here or.. what? Am I gonna get expelled? lmao
No. 1481896
>>1481878Reilly is dumb as fuck for thinking he has "more room to talk" than anyone else about Jake. He has only been around since Jake started OF. Jake has been creating content for a long time now and there are tons of people who feel fucked over by him.
Also, what's with the "after tonight nobody can tell me he's a bad guy" comment. Like, what happened that night to make him think he's so amazing, and what happened last weekend to make him change his mind?
No. 1481927
>>1481924nah there's not enough radical feminism (or even regular feminism) here for it to be terfy. most people here seem to be your typical run-of-the-mill trans skeptics and "
terf" isn't the convenient stand-in term for them that you think it is
No. 1481936
>>1481865Did reilly delete the comments or did jake block them?
What a strange sudden change reilly was all over jake suprised this happened. Reilly was probably his main source income too. Can someone who has Twitter message Reilly and asked what happened it must been something bad to do a 180 like this.
No. 1481939
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>>1481893Ew, we definitely don't claim it. Trans, brat, sub, mentally ill. Are those supposed to be personality traits? Just another fetishist.
No. 1481941
>>1481936Reilly deleted them herself. She doesn't seem to have direct messaging on.
>>1481871Sorry, I wasn't aware you had to be a rampant transphobe to post here, I'm just here for the Jake milk, so I'll be continuing to respect people's pronouns and identities, whether most of you here do or not.
No. 1481979
>>1481968It means to type in less distinct way so that people can't figure out who you are.
Typing like a teenager is so beneath you, but you're down to gossip like one? Ok.
No. 1482011
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It wouldn’t sneak up on you if you actually cared, did the work, and put out content.
No. 1482022
>>1481878>>1481896It’s likely the same old
>if it doesn’t affect me it’s unimportant>if it does affect me it’s the end of the worldI’d put money on Jake invalidating Reilly’s genderfeels in some way. It could be something extremely minor considering how oversensitive these narcs are. Maybe Jake contemplated playing the new HP game or something.
It’s a shame, because I would’ve loved to live in the timeline where Reilly was the only paying fan Jake had left.
No. 1482292
>>1482097I totally agree and do the same thing.
I don’t think they’re all fetishists but a good chunk of them definitely are.
No. 1482308
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He is a man, don't ask me how I know this, let's just say that I can read it on his face.
No. 1482588
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Aren’t these supposedly almost impossible to get out of?
No. 1482667
>>1482588Who knows, take it to the MtF thread. He thinks wwe is real and that his cock can get wet like all the other “girls”.
He may be alternative it look, but that’s all he’s got going for him. Can guarantee he found some “goth” chick he wanted to skin walk
No. 1483900
>>1477309>>calls out Dave’s new wife for basically being a Yoko Ono typeIf anyone's band is getting royally cucked by a Yoko, it's Rafael's.
Kat Von D has been trying to LARP as a rock star for years through the musicians she's dated or befriended. Now that she married one she dumps all her successful solo business ventures, starts her own band built purely through his connections, and becomes the ultimate muse for his shitty music.
I bet she screws up whatever creative chemistry the band has and they all find her annoying as fuck, but they can't say anything or they'll get fired. The dude is weirdly obsessed with her and would probably dump Prayers entirely to do nothing but shitty dark synthwave covers of Selena songs together.
Kat claims music is her "true passion" but was never passionate enough to try it on her own despite being more than able to for well over a decade. She was mega rich, had a massive mainstream fanbase at the height of her makeup line, and possessed basic music skills from learning piano as a kid that she could have built off of.
What she's actually passionate about is being a fucking narcissist, music is just a glorified hobby to her (and of course her retard husband is gassing her up so she thinks she's talented and good at singing, KEK).
No. 1484704
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Maybe it’s just because I’m in the industry but fuck her finger tattoos are gross. I can’t stand the fact she’s gone and got what we call in the shop “warped tour sleeve” where you get tattoos in all the obvious places first to seem edgy and hardcore.
No. 1484719
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Of course she's a Nicole dollanganger fan
No. 1484984
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He's going live if anyone cares, sometimes his streams have mild milk
No. 1484992
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>>1484984It was a gaming stream and the start was him a answering the paying subs only chat.
>calls kat his girlfriend. Says they usually hang out in his house and watch movies etc.
>Both trips to US cancelled. Phoenix trip bc vocalist had to drop out so couldn't do shitty covers, rescheduled for june. Tour with K cancelled bc not in K's "budget" so maybe August. Also smth about going with k to dubai which won't happen.
>In May, travelling for his bday. Also thinking about going to Germany.Then he started playing the game so I left, but not before seeing how much some stans are still willing to donate (picrel)
No. 1485324
>>1485261in my experience/opinion, lacking a sense of urgency/motivation in a crisis is depression and fatigue. considering everything that has happened I cant really blame her. she should see a psychiatrist/therapist and get on medication and develop coping skills for moving on with her life. she wasn't really taught any and was around a very negative influence for a very long time.
a lot of us thought that her being away from the narc, exercising with a personal trainer, and having the social support of her friends would be enough, but it's not surprising that it's not. she has discussed having mental health issues before and they need to be addressed with treatment she can cooperate with (she needs to lose the idea that "meds will make me fat." if you have no excess food in the pantry to eat and you are exercising, they wont.)
No. 1485357
>>1485324I'm trying to understand what more she could do, with such limited space to record videos, and having said many, MANY times she's putting apps in for houses all the time. Sure, she could do more content in general, but as her main content type is unboxings and makeup/outfit videos, and she doesn't have the space for those and probably doesn't have much to unbox right now, what content should she be making? If she does vlogs and storytimes, she gets shit on for complaining. And while tiktoks are fun, the friends she's going out and having fun with might not appreciate her actually vlogging, nor do those videos tend to go well on Youtube's algorithm, so again, I'm not sure what more she could be doing before she gets a place to live. Just because she's not showing copies of every place she's applying to, everyone assumes she's not doing much. Speaking from experience in a similar situation, you get apps in as you can and then have to just wait and hope to get a viewing and pass the background checks and so on.
Meanwhile, Jake is still making terrible tiktok content, living off of money he rakes in from streams, and doing nothing with his life, but he's mainly shit on here for cheating and being a rotten person. It's like everyone forgot how many months it took them to get the house he's living in now. When he loses that, and it's only a matter of time, will he still be doing more because he's essentially just a content farm?
No. 1485411
>>1485357She needs to get a job, she will never get a place with no income.
To those defending her, most people cant just decide to not work for 6 months because of a break up. Shes just a NEET.
No. 1485784
>>1485731like a hundred years ago it was seen as a color to wear in mourning, not celebration, but you can absolutely wear black to a wedding now. I've never worn anything else to weddings in this century. it isn't the same as wearing a white dress or a showy red dress at all.
the main idea is that you dont want to take focus away from the bride by wearing a color she is wearing or anything that will put more attention on you. a conservative red dress is fine these days, too. white as well as long as it isn't a fancy gown, though I'd check with the bride personally to make sure there isn't an expectation that she be the only one in white. more importantly than the colors, is no skanky dresses showing off your body on someone else's big day. some brides act all "cool" about it, but it's seen as very self absorbed for obvious reasons and even if the bride isn't pissed, her family would be.
the dress Kaya is wearing with that bride (who is adorable and lovely by the way) in the picture on instagram is super conservative, she looks like her alt self, but not drawing any extra attention. if she went in an Elvira number or a corset and cybergoth hair, that would be milky. but kaya isn't like that. if anything she could have dressed it up but maybe it was a more laid-back wedding atmosphere and not cocktail/black tie.
sorry for blog answer.
No. 1485865
>>1485819This. Getting a job can be just as hard as getting a house, when you're homeless/have no permanent residence, and little to no work history. Even if you're talented or went to school for something, places will turn you down for someone who's got a stronger work history. There's always call centers and shitholes like that, but they can be picky, too. Everyone who seems to think you can go out tomorrow and get a job and a house has clearly never been in that vicious cycle where you have to have one to get the other and are stuck without either. This is pretty common for people who were in long term
abusive relationships basically right out of school/their parents house, especially since quite often the Narc doesn't let you work so they can control your time and money and freedom more.
No. 1486216
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Emily Moo having to go out of her way to overshare about her nasty tits as per usual
No. 1486307
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No. 1486308
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No. 1486397
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Did Adora get back with her husband or is she just a good ol sport? I can't imagine calling your ex husband the most beautiful man in the world unless you're back togehter or have remaibed very good friends, and it sure didn't seem like they remained friends
No. 1486405
>>1485357I do agree with most of this, but whilst the studio is a shitty living space, it is a HUGE filming space that most creatives only dream of. I get that it’ll be cluttered right now and some of her stuff is in storage, but my question is, what big plans for videos did she have before this happened? Seriously. Exercise routines with that big tv? Craft projects with all the desk space? Outfits like she used to do in the attic? I’m leaving out unboxings/hauls because like you said, what would she be unboxing right now, but if she had any real plans for that studio beyond just “a compulsive need to buy shit and decorate according to personality of the month”, she could be filming those videos now. Her fans would NOT care about mess or clutter given the circumstances. She did that photoshoot on her Instagram where the end table broke - why didn’t she vlog that? Why doesn’t she ask her new friends if they’d be okay vlogging an “adventure”?
As for all the replies about getting a real entry level job, it’s what she desperately needs to do but she’s just too much of a main character. Our Kaya doing something as normal as cleaning? But that’s not FUN and CUTE! The shit that’s happened to her recently is awful but it hasn’t changed her ego. I really was rooting for a big change but she’s still coasting by on the few compliments and fans she has.
No. 1486561
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…because they can actually grow one? KEK you'd know why if you could grow one too, Jake.
And of course the pedo pickme prefers guys without beards that have weird baby faces like her ex. There's nothing very "daddy" looking about a guy who can't grow chest or facial hair.
No. 1486873
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Jake getting his penis holes situated.
No. 1486924
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>>1486734think I've found the thread you're referring to. a lot of tweets were deleted but it's something to do with someone "posing in a disrespectful manner" than just generally posing in graveyards that she seemed to have a problem with
No. 1487019
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>>1486873Looks like mr hanky outline kek
No. 1487045
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Stumpy wants to go for a race tattoo next
No. 1487091
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>>1486967What, like this?
No. 1487104
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Diverting to Dorian for a min, found an uncensored picture of her and “Ash” (real name James) on Facebook. Saged for nothing new, just didn’t think it had ever been posted on here.
No. 1487168
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Aaaand the penis holes now have accents. I’ve seen better eyes. I’m not digging these at all
No. 1487171
Am on Fake's stream right now, he's talking about MAG, how he was the only one working in it, etc.
Also, he said that he'd never, ever do videos about any drama (specifically mentioning relationship drama), because it wouldn't be good for his channel.
Also, apparently he's the only one telling the truth and other people are "spreading rumours", "making up lies and then putting it on these… farms" (once again, confirmed that he lurks on here)
"In order for everybody to like me, I'd have to stop being me, which I'd never do."
He specifically brought up John (former member of MAG) after one of the fans in the chat mentioned it, said that him and John splitting ways was a mutual decision.
"Munro has sort of entered a state of proffesional acquisition. Doing a bunch of things that will eventually pay of hopefully."
He claims that he kept the break-up video non-emotional and purely informational, just so people wouldn't wonder where Kaya is when they'd see him without her in the future. Agreed with one of the fans that "relationship drama is the worst".
No. 1487220
>>1487185Ash is the boyfriend in this video and others:
https://youtu.be/sl7qiglAoOc not gay, still alive and had a few very controlling girlfriends after Dorian.
No. 1487247
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>>1487045Funny how just ten hours ago he said he wasn’t getting any more visible tattoos for now, is the face suddenly .. not visible?! What made him change his mind (yet again), let alone so quickly?
No. 1487294
>>1487209I mean yeah but in that tweet she's talking about a girl basically humping a gravestone, there's a bit of a difference there imo
>>1487258was about to say I thought ash was one of the older dudes she dated when she was highschool aged, there was also another guy in his 20's who was dating a 15 year old in one of her storytimes, I don't think that was ash though. but I don't know as I don't keep track of this shit
No. 1487369
>>1487284Yeah I know, that’s why I said “yet again”. He talked about wanting them, then said no more visible tattoos and
then went back to planning on getting them. He just makes no sense at all
No. 1487594
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I just can't with this bitch and her horrible makeup and lookit me everyone luvs me attitude
No. 1487722
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It might be the filter on the video affecting the tattoos in the first screenshot but yikes!….the difference between the video still and the edited pic is huge.
No. 1487976
>>1487882I assume a lot of us who hang out on corners of the net have ASD ourselves (just a hunch) and so we use these words to mock others ironically, as we live in a society where it's still uncomfortable to tell everyone if you have ASD, and a lot of people still think you're supposed to just ignore disabilities and not talk about someone with a disability right in front of them. I don't see it as explicit or violent when making fun of silly people who probably are neurotypical, they're just ridiculous regardless. for me it's just a way of exclaiming in amusement, "this person is even more autistic than I am."
I've been on woke sites where you can't even say "crazy" because they think it's ableist. I've heard "stupid" is a slur, too. see how that would make this kind of space a little limiting given the subjects?
I like free speech and not being censored like a child. we are on an anonymous gossip forum trying to have a good time which includes cussing and using pejorative terms. it's not like we are going around insisting that neurodivergent people address each other with ironic ableism IRL.
sage for sperging about self-aware ableism
No. 1487984
>>1487392This entirely
>>1487399I feel like his own goal could've been avoided if he thought it through; Belle Delphine lost her allure and quit porn after doing PIV and BJ videos, Corpse Husband had a huge fanbase based purely on being mysterious maybe-hot untouchable goth boy, Jake managed to ride on a similar wave of attention and then made the same mistake as Belle. (Though at least Belle cashed out first)
You'd think an influencer would pay basic attention to these things and not ruin his own hustle.
No. 1487987
>>1487871As if he is spending any time with the kid or looking after it. Reckon she gives the baby to her mum and spends the weekend at Stumpy's getting drunk.
I guarantee he hasnt spent any time with the kid.
No. 1487992
>>1487446I know we complain about Kaya being lazy but I guarantee it was a case of Kaya and John turning up to do something fun with friends, Jake either offering to or being controlling about setting up a backdrop/doing the editing, and then martyring himself and bitching about doing all the work. John had a real job fgs and Kaya was a lot younger than they are now, you could tell it was always a passion project. He has such a
toxic grind/hustle attitude without ever actually achieving anything.
No. 1488011
>>1487984>Corpse Husband had a huge fanbase based purely on being mysterious maybe-hot untouchable goth boyCorpse lost his allure too when his plain doughy face was revealed, and he made the mistake of not glowing himself up to salvage his fans' image of him, so people knew the leak was true.
Jake meanwhile is plain and doughy out in the open and we've seen what kind of people that attracts.
No. 1488066
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Another get ready with me, because she couldn't cobble together anything else despite all the fun stuff she did and had enough time to post to insta for. At least this is something though.
No. 1488088
>>1488066I don't know why people seem to still be expecting more from her.
She has no work ethic and never has.She expects to be paid for basically being herself which is moaning on the Internet and looking for sympathy.
She's almost 30 yet too immature still to realise people aren't going to pay her to be a 'pretty Internet goth' for the rest of her life.
If she hasn't used this opportunity to turn herself around now she never will.
She will end up on the sick for the rest of her life expecting free handouts simply for existing.
No. 1488112
>>1488088I was hoping that once her and Jake parted ways, she'd get her life together because I thought she was depressed because of how inattentive and neglectful Jake was being towards her but it's clear that even without him bogging her down, she's just as much of a lazy ass with or without him. You're right, she's got no work ethic and it's showing big time here and it's most likely gonna continue because people keep enabling her laziness.
I just have a feeling that she's gonna be one of those older bag ladies when she's like in her mid-late 40s to 50s once she loses her looks and hadn't worked a regular job in the last 2 decades.
There's still time to turn it around but with all the opportunities she has up and wasted, I'm just not sure.
No. 1488312
>>1488011Didn’t think it was actually confirmed corpse. He just lost his fan base because of that egirl chick he’s been seeing
>>1488066Really had hopes for Kaya but she legitimately has not grown at all. Unboxings and the most horrendous get ready with me videos when she could do content for when she goes out. She’s going to lose all those Patreon’s.
>>1487882How did you even get here without seeing 90% of the thread names on lolcow? Don’t go to the munchie thread lol
No. 1488586
>>1488475I don’t usually watch her vids, but it’s really nice to see her getting her life back, sounds like she didn’t get out much for 12 years (she did drop a few unsubtle hints) and making up for lost time. Having said that, the situation she’s In doesn’t afford her time to dick around anymore esp since Stumpy is starting to pull the plug on the studios. Her friends really need to sit her down and have the “come to Jesus” reality check talk, she needs income and holding out for the perfect house aint gonna happen. The rental market is nuts right now all over the world. She needs to pull her big girl panties up, and find a flat w/ someone needing a roommate. She’s not going to survive e-begging forever…it’s not cute when you’re 35.
Sorry about blogpost, but someone needs to finally get through shake her & wake her TF
up, she can have fun later (or film it ffs). She needs a manager.
No. 1488587
>>1488475>>1488491Thanks Nons, here’s a full rundown because I have no life.
> “This is a really long video to explain my really long absence” > Losing access to the studio. Casually drops that she sometimes sleeps in her car.> In all fairness, having Covid in that building sounds fucking dire and the rent market is a shitshow. Doesn’t seem like her mom/friends have space for her and I wouldn’t want to be sick around other people so let’s not start that debate again. > No way she can buy because of her12+ years of NO employment or income history, so mortgagers won’t touch her. If it isn’t the consequences of my own actions. > Jake whiny and boring tag-along confirmed but she still isn’t naming and shaming him or his specific behaviours.> Literally 3/4 of the video is her verbally describing her Insta posts. “what I did on my holidays” by Kaya Brown, aged 9. > Didn’t vlog all those outings because she took her camera and then realized it was broken during. Admits she literally has another vlogging camera but itMs not her favorite one. thisbitch.png> Considering going to Barcelona because her dad would fly her out. Fair play tbh, would give her something to film. I think she looks great, her background looks good, but obviously the chatty GRWM is a super tired format, especially coming from TT. Exhausting lack of content as per but you can tell that Jake had absolutely zero concept of how badly and for how long she’d be fucked over by his midlife crisis.
No. 1488689
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>>1488647What consistency? Jake's content is totally sporadic. He'll upload a bunch one week and then nothing for weeks on end. He's constantly saying he'll do things but doesn't. Like this recent tweet. He delivered the first video, but no OF post that weekend, and no new videos this week (unless he sees this, feels pressured, and hops to it before the week is fully over).
The week before this he claimed to have videos planned, but never delivered because he got "sick" (aka hungover from the homemade long island ice teas).
No. 1488769
>>1488756I'm pretty sure it is. I've seen "Kaya Brown" for years (I was a subscriber many moons ago). I have no reason to doubt it's her real name but Idk. Also her mom had Brown in her screenname somewhere.
Unrelated but Jake's real name is Jake Elliot Munro Goddard lol.
No. 1488807
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>>1488740She said in the comments that she won’t be moving to Spain as she doesn’t want to leave all her friends behind. Also alludes to Fake being the driving force behind moving their in the first place and that she was very reluctant to go at first. I think it would be good for her to go and see her dad though. Get some distance.
No. 1488861
>>1488586The thing about subletting or living in a houseshare is you only need to impress the people
in the house, not a landlord who wants to see cash, subletters/roommates situation seems to much better for her since they prioritise/prefer single women, and she is obviously a pleasant enough girl, nobody would mind living with her.
Trying to get her
own place is a relic of the past at this point, the housing market for couples, high income, etc is completely different than someone in her situation.
You can film a Youtube video or tiktok anywhere, she doesn't need more than a room and has plenty of patreon money to pay for it.
No. 1488862
>>1488807Your pic is showing
Also, wtf? She has absolutely no priorities. Friends and cat over a home? Somethings not adding up or she is just that immature. Either way, I’m losing sympathy. In 5 months it will be a year of her not getting her shit together
No. 1488890
>>1488883She literally has no home. Her dad is offering to pay for her to get her over there and have a home till she can get something of her own.
She’s losing one part of her “living” space and that’s the one with the good internet connection, apparently.
On top of that, you can clearly see she hasn’t changed when she says she can’t blog because her cam is fucked, has another cam but doesn’t like it so won’t do her job?
Come now, in 5 months time is been entire year for her to do anything. She’s now being given opportunities to get out of her situation, fully paid, and she’s refusing it. Just like not doing her job because she doesn’t like her other cam
No. 1488927
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Can she be a bigger whore KEK
No. 1488943
>>1488868I thank you!
Thanks for the heads up! Changed it now. In my defence it was early.
No. 1488993
>>1488910Plus she was born in northen irland? She can have dual citizenship and have an Irish one as well as a UK one. And with an Irish passport you are still part of the eu. Sooo.. yeah…
On the other hand, with adhd and whatever else, first have a big breakup and then country hop can be a lot. But still, passport is not the problem, she is.
No. 1489008
>>1488013It's been a hot minute since I saw those MAG videos and I REALLY hate to be "that" person but did Kaya actually do anything in that project? I remember a lot of the time she would be pretty quiet and occasionally say something but it was usually Jake and their other cohost who were the most interactive. And as far as editing goes, with how lazy we've seen aya being with her own content, I'm starting to really question if she even did the editing in those MAG videos.
I'm sorry guys, I know that Stumpy is dogshit but as asinine as his content is, he actually is productive and when it comes to the MAG stuff, I just don't feel like Kaya really did all that much.
If I'm wrong and I'm misremembering, please tell me as again, I haven't seen those videos in years and I have only vague memory of what the gist of them were. I will say that if Jake is acting like it was only him in the videos though, I'd definitely disagree with that.
No. 1489023
>>1488586TYSM anon for saying this, I agree with you 110%. Kaya has been coating by being a lazy glutton for a little more over a decade and she's lucky that she was able to do that but play time is over now.
I don't feel sorry for her not being able to find the perfect house or any house because frankly she doesn't deserve it and she brought the problem on herself. Of course mortgages won't want to touch her because of her lack of stable employment and income history that, WTF did she expect? She's a flight risk and in today's economy, no sensible real estate agent would even bother to entertain that situation. You can only sympathize for her too much. Yeah she was in a shitty relationship but that's not an excuse to stop being productive for 12 years, especially since she was not raising a kid or taking care of a family member.
She had so much free time to make content, to make her outing videos, makeup videos, etc. Just content in general but she became a lazy fat ass who whined and complained about everything. So no, I don't feel bad for her because she was being a lazy slob and wasted all the opportunities that went her way.
I really hope that what you said happens. She needs to have some sort of intervention by either her friends and/or parents, people in her real life to sit her down and tell her the truth that she needs to make a change. Find a flat with a roommate, get a job for stable income, and move on with her life.
Jake is not with her anymore so she can't use him as a scapegoat, he's clearly moved on and it's time for to do the same.
No. 1489066
>>1488965So true about having no friends, but I fully believe that this was disappointment over something else falling through and Jake’s
toxic narc rage rubbing off. This bitch gets obsessive and over every half-idea and then depressed when it falls through no matter how unrealistic it was. I believe she was sad, sure, but we all pointed out that she seemed reluctant and stressed out more than anything.
No. 1489097
File: 1648831370761.jpeg (179.43 KB, 1246x2048, received_701203307225831.jpeg)
>>1488929Bitch is very disrespectful and fkn gross. Why do ppl follow this train wreck? She makes me sick.
No. 1489179
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>>1477856She actually has very large hands for a female
No. 1489287
File: 1648843458314.jpg (Spoiler Image,417.14 KB, 1080x2220, 20220401_220351.jpg)
Did Emily Boo had an only fans before?
No. 1489375
File: 1648846840419.jpg (555.03 KB, 1080x1518, IMG_20220402_074617.jpg)
Sooo kaya can buy this $300+ killstar jacket and go lingerie shopping at Ann Summers.
But a cheap shitty heater for the studio, or a stay in hotel room so she doesn't feel cold or scared simply can't happen why exactly?
People can argue "oh the tattoos/spa/gifts/nights out drinking are for poor precious kayas mental health" but to what extent? When in any way, shape or form does someone escaping dv think to themselves "yeah I'm terrified, I'm not coping, I need help, I should go shopping for lingerie when I'm homeless. This is fine"
No. 1489419
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I've been going through Gravy's videos and literally *nothing has changed* since they moved to Michigan a year ago. she's still depressed and wants to kill herself every day, and can't figure out why. Couchy isn't working either, and they seem to still be in a garage. she misses her mom and Dorian, and she's in sooOoOo much pain all the time. oh and she's 45 now KEK
No. 1489421
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>>1489419bonus. what the fuck is happening. imagine her breath
No. 1489453
>>1489375I could be wrong but I don’t think that’s Killstar. They’ve had a few pink studded jackets but none of them have had zips exactly like that. Again, could be wrong.
Also it’s super dangerous and also ineffective to leave a space heater or fan heater running in a big, cold, uninsulated room. inb4 WKing. Kaya is a grifter but we can’t keep rehashing these tired ass points lol
No. 1489456
>>1489429Bahahaha I never thought I’d see KimK here but super relevant gif. Thanks for the laugh, anon.
Boils my blood to see her plug her Patreon; for what, for WHAT?!?!?
No. 1489484
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I thought she didn't want to do a typing with her family because of addiction or something (but then supposedly sold drugs as a teen kek) or am I remembering the info in her old threads wrong
No. 1489492
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So, jake?
No. 1489533
File: 1648860857920.jpg (235.78 KB, 1080x1920, 20220401_174823.jpg)
Imagine having to stare at that retarded deformed Mulan whenever you do it from behind. She has the unsexiest tattoos I've ever seen. I can't even take her OF pictures seriously because that derpy Mulan is always there. She also listens to the most basic and normie music I've ever heard. Desperado, really? So goth. What does she and Jake have in common, really?
No. 1489875
>>1489419Oh my god he looks like the life been drained out him what the hell happened.
Geeze having your wife say they want to kill themselves everyday must be really shit to deal with. They must have a shocking relationship
>>1489421 >>1489421 meth teeth
No. 1489954
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>>1489890Kat is hot? Hello?
No. 1489987
>>1489954She is hot. I agree with the others. what's not hot about this picture?
>>1489890 100% agree its not just looks but it's just having the motivation to do something & better herself constantly where kaya like to do nothing whine and act
victim day in day out she doesn't even bother doing her 'job' let alone anything simple like makeup. Nothing is more unattractive then a sloby complainer who does Jack shit all day. Kaya would look better with out the shave sides imo
No. 1490154
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Think our fave trad wife has a new account, anyone got added yet?
No. 1490166
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>>1490150Why are you so defensive of her appearance? Look at how big her nose is and janky her teeth are next to her friend.
No. 1490198
>>1490168lol @ thinking having a kid makes any woman more successful like she has it all. Skank is a cheater, that's good mom material right. Kat is that you? Are you a simp for a trashy alt girl.
>>1490193not that anon, they are both cows.
Can't screen capture, Kaya got any other tattoo…and so did her mom.
No. 1490207
>>1490150Kaya has more length to her nose, but Kat has more width. Her profile has a slight bump too. Neither have "perfect" noses but at least Kaya's looks proportionate from the front, while Kat has a fat bulbous nose. Also I wouldn't say Kat is more "feminine," her chin/jaw is prominent like a masculine face. Kaya has a weaker chin which is considered a gracile feminine trait. And Kat has thin lips. She doesn't look good in black or dark purple lipstick whereas Kaya looks good in it.
I think it is just because Kat has a bunch of lingerie pics and now an OnlyFans, so people think her body looks OK and that she's "hot" but she's really a butterface. When Kaya was young and skinny, she had a tiny waist and lanky arms and legs like a model. Kaya is still unconventionally beautiful while Kat is averaged basic but doing her best to look like a sexy baddie.
and cheating on her husband with a man who was in a 12 year long relationship revealed how ugly she is on the inside. she's disloyal and a snake. someone who is "a catch" doesn't act like that.
No. 1490282
>>1489890>>1489987>>1490150>>1490168kek, you anons really like skat stain, huh? she might be more 'conventionally attractive' but she's worse of a person than kaya. cheating on her husband, abandoning her kid… yeah, great mom/wife material right there kek
at least kaya hasn't pulled any of that shit. she might sit on her ass and whine all the time, but at the end of the day, she's harmless compared to miss cheating alcoholic homewrecker anymore.
just because you have a kid and a job doesn't automatically make you a wonderful person. idk what crack y'all anons are smoking, but kat is fucking ugly inside and out. go back to your little skat stain fanpages and let the big kids talk, ffs.
(repost bc forgot 2 sage)
No. 1490298
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Wait…is Jakes tattoo artist supposed to be the best In Belfast? Those eyes are horrid!! You would figure they would make them more realistic? They look like funky.
No. 1490316
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He says he lost his abs as he hunches over and looks more like a stump.
No. 1490331
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>>1490316The stark difference in his recent pictures compared to his old "goth" image that he's pulling away from is crazy. It's like he's a different person.
No. 1490338
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Pushing shoulders forward while you flex. A bit better looking, good boy Stump.
( pat on the stump head )
No. 1490547
>>1490331>>1490348Imagine posting those awful photos to your grid (most recent two) like can't he tell he looks terrible?
And yet again running his brand into the ground, the makeup was a big factor in the high donating simps he had. The Casey Neistat one nobody gaf about.
No. 1490725
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I literally gagged when I read this. My god, there has never been a less sexy sentence written. He's so fucking cringe he should just be doing videos reacting to his own posts at this point. Uuuugh.
No. 1490956
File: 1648955041885.jpg (Spoiler Image,19.13 KB, 500x572, camp1.jpg)
>>1490208Exactly Jake's type tbh.
>>1490298>>1490368Straight up looks like a blue pocket pussy
No. 1490980
>>1490331I don’t believe Jake’s “this is the real me” speech over his “goth” makeup for a second. He has always, always wanted to be accepted and worshipped as his basic ass self (his “chav” days like you said) but he’s never been quite hot or interesting enough.
Had the misfortune of stumbling across his “freak vlog” pics in an old thread, when he went out in neon blue lipstick with the snapback that was meant to be a J-rock reference but actually just made him look 2010 yolo swag. It’s all so fake with him, all the time.
>>1490725I legit haven’t heard anybody advertise their dick size like this since I was in high school…
No. 1491097
>>1490725Well, that’s just about the cringiest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
We’ve all seen the pictures Fake. It’s really not that impressive. Distinctly average.
No. 1491167
File: 1648977572466.jpg (27.25 KB, 192x172, face.jpg)
Omg I just noticed the wonky shading and shapes make a weird little jack o lantern face under the largest 'eye'….
No. 1491341
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She says this but her last two exes really did not want to show her off kek
No. 1491344
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She keeps banging on about wanting to be so tiny and smol, but what else could you expect from a pedo fetishist
No. 1491566
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I’m convinced Stump posts horrid pics because he knows he will be talked about. His stomach looking a bit cringe.
No. 1491569
>>1491518Yep. She's only active on her stories and OF. She went into hibernation after getting backlash for claiming to be such an activist bit silent during blm, and posting to OF during her claimed mental health break.
Sometimes she alludes to a return but mostly just does Q and As. She did them a lot when she was actively posting too, probably bc it's a lot less effort and gives fans an illusion she's interacting with them.
No. 1492006
>>1491722Ngl, can't wait for jake/kat's alcohol fueled relationship to burn out once the honeymoon period is over. Though kat seems pathetic enough to try to stick around for a while via sunk cost fallacy given she destroyed her entire marriage and threw away a massive portion of her career to fuck stump.
Would love a jake/jude era of milk, but his clout seems to have a fast approaching expiration date. Who knows though, both jake and kat are cheaters, I'm sure one of them won't stay faithful for very long.
No. 1492011
>>1491842I agree, I don't think anyone else would be as invested in "is she hot" as a narcissist being SEEN with her.
no Jake, she makes you look like a legit Troon chaser. I kind of suspected it because you were into Kaya just because she was "tall and thin." but at least Kaya had a pretty face and slight frame and was too good for you.
it turned off Reilly your pay pig that you chose Kat as an actual "GF" out of all the skanks they presume are available to a GOOD GUY DADDY MEOW wannabe rockstar D-list influencer such as yourself. kek stumpy ugly loser. can't even keep a desperate fan base of troons, children, and middle age moms who still like Manson and Slipknot because you simp for the one ugly girl who didn't respect relationships, yours or hers. Hope she cheats on you soon when it's no longer a boost to her ego.
No. 1492030
>>1492011Kat is an incredibly basic if not kind of dull "alt" girl, yes. But she isn't hideous and hardly looks like a troon
nonny. I agree there's nothing really to like about her, but some of ya'll reach entirely too hard.
Don't doubt one of them will cheat in due time tho.
No. 1492090
File: 1649069423824.jpg (Spoiler Image,174.47 KB, 584x583, of.jpg)
Looks like Stumpy has posted a new 'early 2000's webcam pic' quality nude again. How the hell does he charge for doing 1-2 pics at a time a couple times a month?? He didn't even post at all for march. And why just a single pic, can he not keep it hard long enough to take 5-10 pictures? I cannot believe people are paying $35 a month for this shit.
No. 1492110
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Does she really says she is frustrated because she now has to pay rent for the studio since Jake stopped paying???
No. 1492118
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>>1476895From Kaya’s likes on Twitter
No. 1492119
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No. 1492281
170 Spare rooms in belfast
Ditch the cat. You shouldnt have pets while you are renting anyway.
No excuses.
https://www.spareroom.co.uk/flatshare/?search_id=1116453900& No. 1492379
>>1492231Fake’s lazy. He’s also pea-brained and thinks seeing a janky cock is all it takes to get someone off.
As anons have pointed out before, he has no idea what appeals to women.
No. 1492387
>>1492281Can we just quit the bloody whining about her house hunt? So she rather hang on a bit longer to find something she can call home? So fucking what? She's not in a rush.
Why the fuck would she even abandon a studio she is sure to last to switch to a room with some stranger that can throw you out on a fucking whim if they decide they don't like you? If you are in a position like Kaya that's a dumb ass move of gigantic proportions.
You all are so ignorant about what it's like to be completely on your own, no normal 9-5 job and coming out of an
abusive relationship it's fucking unreal.
No. 1492393
>>1492387she has no shower, is squatting illegally in a non residential property, with no job?
That isnt a rush?
No. 1492405
>>1492393So your brilliant idea is that she goes from one shit situation that is fairly stable into another shit situation where everything could turn into a bigger cluster fuck?
What happens to her if the roommate kicks her out? Or its some place with paper walls where every time she records a video they shout at her to keep it quiet? Or it's some girl with a creeper boyfriend that harasses her? Shit so much can go wrong with roommates.
Sometimes you need to wait a bit in an uncomfortable situation to get into a better one. She's doing okish for now.
No. 1492425
>>1492387And you’re ignorant on what it’s like to pull ya big girl panties on and take control of your life. She is continuously putting her situation in other’s hands and that’s her fault. Saged for blog posting but I see so much of myself in Kaya it’s painful sometimes. Same age, same weight and acne struggles brought on by bad habits, same type of executive disfunction,ADHD like whoa and same fucked history of being railroaded and stomped down by narcs. Only difference is I shacked up early to get away from my awful
abusive parents without realizing that I was jumping out of the pot and into the fire. It was awful and I can’t tell you how many weeks I spent frozen in place without any progress. I was too scared to confront my situation for long periods at a time so I would do bare minimum and then reward myself with outings, food and stuff I really couldn’t afford so that I could avoid my situation. Fuck I’m STILL paying off the debt my spiral caused. But eventually it’s sink or swim. You simply must pull yourself together sometimes. There’s just no other choice. It was brutal, I screamed, sobbed, drank and thought so many times about just ending shit but for me, like every other sad fuck out there, life went on so I had to adapt in order to keep up. We’ve all seen what Kaya can do. She simply chooses not to because it’s hard and she’s ignoring the true gravity of the situation and her enablers aren’t helping. She’s not special or unique. She’s not a main character. She’s not above working and taking her fucking medication to function normally like the rest of us. Enough with the
victim mentality. It’s frankly insulting to both her and yourself. She’s better than that, she just hasn’t woken up yet
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>>1492425So you admit to being a dumbass by putting yourself in an even more shit situation by living with someone else and you think Kaya should just follow your idiot decisions?
Shes not you. She's 30. She's got the money to live alone. She's going out and having fun because she was stuck with Fakus Grumpus for 12 years.
She's doing better than you. Shes got time to figure it all out.
No. 1492526
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No words KEK
No. 1492559
>>1492513Your only
triggered cause no one cares about your poor life this thread isn’t about you
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Priorities.
No. 1492572
>>1492559And you’re
triggered that you chose a cow as pathetic as Kaya to Stan. Get better idols kid.
No. 1492658
>>1492639didn't know mentioning that there's a worldwide housing crisis is "asshole licking". I realize kaya is a frustrating person but your hateboner is over the top. maybe it's time to take those meds.
>Jake may have enabled her before but he sure as shit isn’t now.no shit, but if you ever had to build credit you'd know it takes time. years, even. she can't just get good credit overnight then move out.
No. 1492659
>>1492595Double rooms with bills included for under 400 for most of them, seems fine to me
The anon upthread REEing about the dangers of roommates, just choose a household of mostly girls and you avoid most problems. Kaya doesn't seem like a troublemaker so I can't see her getting kicked out, and even if she did she can just go somewhere else. It's not a big deal. At least she'd have access to a real kitchen and shower and normal room temperatures, and not be locked out if she comes home past 11pm, never mind the place she's in could kick her out any minute since she's not actually supposed to be living there.
No. 1493283
>>1493039Sorry but tattooists can't be tattooing their friends for free all the time, renting a chair /studio costs money and I doubt they will be so kind as to give ber constant free tattoos after all this time.
She is banking on sympathy money from people and being so frivolous because she is irresponsible. She is riding this gravy train right tk the bitter end it seems.
She hasn't e-begged in a while though. Wait for all that to change when she finally gets somewhere though.
No. 1493406
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>>1493376Since I had photoshop already open, here we go - all since January
No. 1493679
I love how deluded kaya's fans are. I see comments like "Wow, Kaya has been so classy and the bigger person by not talking about Jake", when in reality she's just being passive aggressive and sneaky. She's liking tons of comments that bash him, and posts about abusive relationships. Not to mention the fact that she's constantly farming hate by posting "woe is me, look at this situation I was FORCED into by things I can't talk about". What an unsubtle hint at your ex, Kaya. Nobody would ever guess who you're talking about. She has to remind us constantly that she's still in the studio, as if we can't all use our deductive reasoning to figure that one out.
I genuinely want to know wtf her fans are smoking. It basically sounds like they just expected manlet to let Kaya live in his house with him this whole time? Do they not see how fucking weird that is to expect of somebody? If you feel comfortable doing that, good for you, but I know I fucking couldn't live with any of my ex boyfriends… Absolutely wild. Imagine if Kaya was living there while Jake is inviting Kat over. Who knows that Kaya wouldn't fucking snap and do something crazy? That sounds like the most stupid idea ever, but I guarantee you that's what her fans think was the correct thing to do after dumping her. As if anybody owes their ex anything once the relationship is over, excluding marriage obviously.
No. 1493718
Oh dude, you would be surprised. I saw it plenty in her original video announcing they broke up, and scattered in various comment sections of her videos since then. It's absolutely delusional. Any time she brings up having to live in the studio, people immediately blame manlet for her having to stay there, when in reality, no shit she is going to be in a bad situation when she saved ZERO money and stopped working for more than a year. I'm just confused wtf her fans thought the correct way to break up with Kaya was in terms of living situation? You obviously don't just continue to live together, for most people. Bu that's kind of how it sounds, and i've literally seen people say shit like "why can't he just give her half their JOINT savings???" and referring to Jake's new house as rightfully half Kaya's, even though it's definitely a rental, and if she hasn't been making money in over a year, she clearly isn't the one who paid the rent on it.
No. 1493731
>>1493693I'm not arguing dude has anger issues, but obviously if you lived with your ex who had just dumped you, and they were bringing over the girl they cheated on you with, your mental health probably wouldn't be that great, and it's kind of begging for some shit to go down. Which is why I said it was a horrible idea.
About the marriage thing, common law marriage isn't recognized in Ireland.
No. 1493734
>>1493679Gonna bet this post comes from Northern Ireland and your name starts with a K.
Kaya is not going to "snap and go crazy" have you seen the woman, she gets scared into inactivity by a stiff wind. You seem to be confusing her with the children-hating idiot you're dating who goes on tard tantrums smashing stuff in the house. Good to know you are no longer living with your ex husband though, wonder who got the kid in the deal.
You really must have a low iq if you believe Kaya is the violent offender in this situation, or that liking a few tweets means anything.
No. 1493749
>>1493734One, that's funny lol, and probably something she would do, but no. I'm just a person who is over the delusional parasocial fandom that comes with crying in front of a camera and saying you got dumped.
Two, I didn't say Kaya was going to do that, I said "who knows that Kaya wouldn't", because you never fucking know. Somebody else mentioned it earlier, but they've seen somebody on twitter saying similar things, because that's ME. It's an alt, so whatever. You're hard pressed to see any sort of different opinion that isn't kissing Kaya's ass on twitter, it's mostly an echo chamber of 'yassss queen". I myself had an ex partner who I never would have thought capable of doing harm, ended up killing his gf and then himself. So I guess i've just learned to never put some crazy shit out of the realm of possibility. Either way, people being butthurt that somebody doesn't wanna live with their ex is maximum fucking cringe.
No. 1493772
>>1493731>About the marriage thing, common law marriage isn't recognized in Ireland.No shit, I know. That isn't what I meant.
>>1493763Literally who gives a shit if she takes the high road or not. If I were in Kaya's situation I'd be handling it worse than being mildly passive aggressive. It's like you're trying to convince us she's as bad as Jake because she liked a few tweets.
No. 1493780
>>1493772 Okay so then what was your point? Sounded like you were saying that they were basically married, which isn't a thing. There's no such thing as basically married, unless common law marriage is a thing in your country, which isn't the case here. Which means Kaya has no legal claim to any money from Jake.
Also, not sure what is hard for you to grasp here, but no, i'm not saying Kaya is exactly as bad as Jake. They're both stupid and shitty in their own respective ways, for different reasons. I also don't give a fuck if you hate Kaya or not, I know I don't hate her. I'm just extremely over the amount of ass kissing going on in her community, and the complete lack of awareness from the people claiming Kaya can do no wrong, and is being the bigger person. people can suck her ass if they want to, but god damn, at least be real and stop pretending she's being mature, instead of what is actually happening, which is that she's just stealth shitting on baby man.
No. 1493791
>>1493780I said they were as good as married, and they were. I'm not talking about from a legal standpoint or anything like that. But if you've been in a relationship with someone 10+ years and lived with them and shared finances and whatnot, you might as well have been married. Like what's the difference, really? The only difference is that the government doesn't recognize it (depending on where you live). Everyone saying he "didn't owe her anything" because you "don't owe your ex anything" but they would feel differently if they had been married. I don't get that. Again, not talking about from a legal standpoint. And to everyone being like "oh well Jake paid for the house and this and that blah blah blah" yes he did RECENTLY but in the first years of their relationship she was the breadwinner and she and her mother took him in so he could escape is
abusive household.
And yeah a lot of her fans are turbo asskissers but they have always been that way, it's the same with IBF. But I honestly wouldn't count liking tweets as being "sneaky and passive aggressive" but whatever.
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>>1493647Ok, rude. Here’s your milk. Never ending tattoos. Are these still gifted for Christmas or is she using pity donations to pay for them? All I’m saying is that she should prioritize getting somewhere safe to live and put out content but I get told that I’m being unreasonable.
No. 1493823
>>1493791I get what you're saying, but there IS a big difference. The difference is that you could actually have legal claim to some money back if you were married, whereas now, Kaya has fucked herself by not keeping her own personal bank account. Yes, they did shelter him and pay for his shit, but to be fair, you can't realistically expect to see that money returned to you just because they're no longer together. There was no sort of written or legal agreements, therefore nobody is owed anything, that's just the way it is, regardless of what is morally right. This is more of a big girl lesson for Kaya on why you keep your finances separate from your partner when you're not married. No matter how much you think you'll be together forever, never be so fucking naive as to not even have a safety net, in case it doesn't work out. Idk, it definitely feels passive aggressive to me, to basically insinuate your ex is
abusive by spam liking a bunch of tweets about
abusive relationships after being dumped. That's what passive aggressive means though, a pattern of indirectly expressing negative feelings instead of openly addressing them, but i'm not really trying to convince you to change your mind of anything, so it's whatever I guess. I'm more or less just venting about the annoying fans who pretend Kaya hasn't been indirectly stirring the pot, because you're not allowed to bring this up literally anywhere near Kaya or her fans form a human centipede of ass kissing and ignoring all
valid criticism.
No. 1493838
>>1493749No one cares about your shit lady. Some of you need a damn therapist because the issues you all project on Kaya is just weird as fuck.
>>1493815No Grant is using her as a free billboard since he only started at that shop in November or something. He needs to build a client base. Doubt Kaya is spending much money on those. And you are still annoying.
No. 1493882
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Jude is live but it's incredibly dull, mildly notable things before I dipped were her advising people on adult dummies/pacifiers, saying she's a princess but also one of the boys and it's such a hard combo omg not like other girls, and she's saving up to build a PC.
Apart from q and as and these random lives where she's looking greasy (picrel, and no zentithia isnt me) she seems to have given up the wannabe influencer thing, but she's also not doing anything except e-whoring and some job course she mentioned ages ago?
No. 1493995
>>1493978Aye, you say depressing, I say realistic! I've been fucked over too many times to not at least create a safety net for myself. Yeah, she felt safe, but that's technically a personal problem. No matter how safe I felt in ym reltaionship, I would still have my rainy day fund for in case anything bad happened, not just in case of the end of the relationship. It's kinda all on her that she had no money saved. I feel sorry for her fucked up living situation, but also recognize she willingly chose to put all her trust in some little chode. it's not "planning for a breakup" so much as it's "looking out for my own wellbeing" in case of extreme circumstances. Those circumstances could have been literally anything, such as sudden health emergency, Sebastian getting sick, getting kicked out by landlord, etc, etc. Be smart with your money is the moral of the story here. Trust no hoe.
No. 1494008
>>1493995Wow, what a horribly jaded cynic you are. Kaya was a teenager when she got with Jake, an
abusive narcissist, who controlled her finances entirely. Thinking they'd be together for the rest of their lives and not being a bitter, paranoid person, she didn't think to have her own personal money stashed away for emergencies. I don't know why that concept is so far fetched for some of you, but most people in what they think are stable relationships, or especially someone in an
abusive relationship who is too brainwashed or scared to leave, won't have some stash of money for emergencies. And a narc like Jake would probably freak out if they found out she did and accuse her of cheating or wanting to leave.
No. 1494070
>>1494047Not Kaya, just someone who is really irritated by all this bullshit circular debate, and people who just have zero idea what it's like to be in an
abusive relationship and are real fucking judgemental about it. Good for you that you always have an exit strategy and back up money. Most people don't. Get over it.
No. 1494116
>>1494090>Now go ahead and respond 3 separate times pretending to be different peopleWow, you really are paranoid.
Can we just stop with this debate and go back to something more interesting and relevant?
No. 1494136
>>1493406Kind of just want to compliment her tattoos to
trigger the "reee kaya stans" anons ngl. kek
In all seriousness wish she'd stop getting so many spiders, but at least these are better than Jude's and Kat's I guess? The hand tattoos are definitely the worst out of the bunch she's gotten recently though.
>>1493882>she's a princess but also one of the boysJude's such a massive boring pickme tbh. I feel like she's going to prove more milky as she ages out of being a "bbygrl" and is a 30yo with zero work experience and a power button tattooed onto the middle of her forehead. Real bright future for this one.
No. 1494152
>>1494140
> who are you to police people's rudenessTells me not to police
>go back to Twitter.Then goes ahead and polices me.
No. 1494310
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Is he seriously bragging about having a semi chub? It's like he read a book on how to turn women off in a single sentence.
No. 1494316
>>1494310If I didn’t know he’d been in a 12 year relationship and currently has a GF I would swear he has never spoken to an actual woman.
Ew. No.
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Mamie Hades looks absolutely stunning without that ridiculous makeup.
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>>1494430wait. are we sure she's only 20? she looks twice that.
No. 1494460
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>>1494442aww, see my more (still slightly) innocent mind was thinking he was calling his ass a semi-truck…
>>1494136 - Yes I do have to say that Grant does really nice tattoos, especially compared to Fake's on going mess and Kat's boring disney stuff. I have never seen finger tattoos age well, Kaya's dots were not a good idea. Kaya's new one attached here, yes he's getting a lot of interaction and likes for this one. But this has gotta cost $$ and time.
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Oh god oh no just when we thought it couldn’t get worse
No. 1494516
>>1494503More provocative than the penis holes on his neck?
It’ll probably be a nude woman, knowing Fake. Maybe even a nude portrait of Skat.
No. 1494583
>>1493791Wtf does being married even have to do with their break up? Or the government fucking recognising it. I have mates that got married young and already divorced by their 30s. The ones that had no kids just did a clean break, no arguing over finances unless they had a house and it was sold to divide the assets. Jake and Kaya had no assets. Jake bought vehicles in the last year or whatever clearly with his own finances and he even bought Kaya a fucking jeep as her first car which she's still driving about in. He paid for her to do driving lessons and got her set up that way at least. Like some married couples end horrifically with cheating and horrible break ups because of legalities.
The worst thing that happened to Kaya is getting dumped by Jake and most people here can agree that her separating from Jake is a good thing. She even got a car off him and a driving licence. He doesn't owe her a place to live. I remember when I ended my engagement with my high-school sweetheart and we had pets blah blah. I had to wait a few weeks before I could take them back and I was bitching about my ex to my brother about something my ex was suppose to do and didn't, like a minor thing and my brother even just said "you broke up he doesn't actually owe you anything." and I needed to hear that tbh
No. 1494829
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Kaya's 10th Tattoo since january
No. 1495540
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>>1495498Gahh I've never so much wanted to do someone's makeup. She is really cute, the drag make up doesn't suit her features at all.
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WTF is up with his eyes, he seems like he's not doing well at all. Which is great
No. 1495557
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Mamie Hades talking on her IG stories about people on anonymous forums calling her make up ugly and bodyshaming her
No. 1495560
>>1494430Stunning is a huge overstatement.
>>1495557Then she should take her own advice and quit self-posting & lurking.
No. 1495587
>>1494430She does look better, but she needs a fucking skincare routine. That’s a rough looking 20yo.
>>1495557Also mamie, quit doing your own nails, they look like shit.
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>>1495495Cuz she likes bugs I guess. I don't like bugs but I think the tattoos are well done at least. I do like her bat tattoos and the ghost(?) one that Grant did though.
I actually don't think Kat's tattoos are bad (as in badly done) either, they're just colorful and I hate color tattoos. They're also of faces which almost never look aesthetically pleasing IMHO.
Jake's tattoos are shit though.
No. 1495744
>>1495544Probably wrong because I honestly try to not look at his face, but are those grey circle lenses? If we didn’t know he was such a pussy I’d go as far as to say X because dude looks ROUGH.
>>1495654Her bodytype looks so similar to Kaya post-recent weight loss here (small boobs, square waist, thicc in the legs). He really is dating his ex 2.0.
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Boke
No. 1496146
>>1496120He’s just so out of proportion. I feel sorry for his little man syndrome like personality. Can we just spoiler all images of jake? Lol
Depresses me
No. 1496240
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This is a 30 y/o man. I can see how posting something like this would be funny as a teen maybe but this is just creepy honestly.
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Speaking of hentai obsessed, I didn't know people pulled this retarded face outside of tiktok
No. 1496273
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Nobody sucks Jake's dick harder than himself. Sure, that's why people hate you. Whatever you need to tell yourself.
No. 1496279
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Why does he want to start a podcas? In the story he doesn't even know what to podcast about and is asking for topics. Also the word podcast sounds funny in his Australian American wannabe accent.
No. 1496387
>>1496279If he's actually considering making a podcast and not just asking for recommendations then my eyes are about to roll so hard they're at risk of falling out of my face.
This guy just cannot pick a fucking lane and stay in it, sure- waste even more time and effort putting together a podcast, Jake. We all know after a month you'll abandon it to start a cooking channel or pivot to covering true crime or something equally stupid after putting out one episode. He's constantly grasping at straws to stay relevant instead of sticking to the content his fans are interested or explicitly actually asking for. You know the entire podcast will just be him preforming self fellatio or, much like that tweet, complaining about how hard he works and how all his old friends and collaborators were fake and lazy etc, etc, etc.
No. 1496471
>>1496387>He's constantly grasping at straws to stay relevant instead of sticking to the content his fans are interested or explicitly actually asking for.For his entire 'career' on youtube, this has been his brand. Starts a channel, posts like twice to it, decides it'll be a 'makeup' channel, posts like twice to it. Meanwhile, he's literally copying the Game Grumps' posting schedule/model and only playing 'popular' games on MAG but does nothing but piss and moan about said games. When they don't do well (because the GG are a hell of a lot more pleasant to watch play stupid games then he was and no amount of co-hosts could change that) he then goes through his Casey Niestat phase and started daily vlogging. Those videos were at least well edited, and more interesting then just watching him 'react' to stuff. But they didn't do well, and he abandoned those for the next phase. In between these phases he's constantly saying he's gonna re-dedicate himself to music, to his band, to touring, etc. Never does, or when he actually is working with the band a lot, its so small scale that its laughable to think he actually thinks they'll do well enough to get a record contract or fame. I mean, Jake was a decent guitarist when he played, but you can't toss a penny without hitting ten other guys with his generic voice, even after he started trying to be Chris Motionless.
Now he's gonna try the podcast thing? It's so clear at this point that if that guy ever did have an original idea enter his head he would have a stroke.
>>1496113When did this terrible 'Mom cut my hair for picture day at school' cut become the trend for 'alt' guys???
No. 1496541
>>1496273Bet this is about MAG. He really can’t stand to self reflect for even a second. “Am I a douchebag? No, no…it’s the kids who are wrong.”
As for that pic he’s still posing like he did as an anorexic 17 year old, when he might have actually passed as attractive to teenagers. He HAS aged about 10 years since dumping Kaya. Dude needs to move on. If he’s thinking of starting a podcast it’s probably because of his face for radio.
No. 1496882
>>1487275Late to the party here, but Daddy_Noth is one of Kat's best friends called Daryl. He's a compulsive liar and has told people that he has had brain tumours etc in the past, I think all of his friends cut him off bar Kat because he just boosts her ego constantly.
Also to the people thinking that Kat is posting here, no she isn't lol her spelling and grammar is so bad that you would know straight away that its her. She's also pretty hot IRL, she's probably around the same height as Kaya but does pole exercise so is really fit.
No. 1496912
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Wtf is she gonna do there
No. 1496918
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Sorry, should have posted a boglin for reference
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Hang on, I’m a dumbass he’s not made $25, the majority of the donations are in SEK so he’s made less than £20.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
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Dude is looking ROUGH.
No. 1497305
>>1497246why is he not streaming on twitch? did I miss something?
>>1497251he looks like he gained weight itswhatshedeserves.gif
No. 1497500
>>1497421Neither of them actually have any idea how to be an adult and both have severe issues with self control. His old “I worked YEARS (to have this many subs)” tweet sums up how much he feels he’s entitled to. He can’t just be one dream bike - it has to be multiple customs with unnecessary imported parts - and the same goes for every aspect of his little life.
Partial tinfoil - I wonder if he secretly resented Kaya after he started paying the majority of the rent and bills, and buying all that shit is his retarded way of blowing off steam.
No. 1497560
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This is a whole mess.Jakes Baphomet Is the worst. He says it isn’t done? Kek. It’s a bad sleeve. The whole thing is a mess.
No. 1497563
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Damn, he’s aged. He used to be fit.He’s not aging well. He has some arms as lots as men do but he’s aging badly. What happened?
No. 1497588
>>1497565Because it's edgy. He only cares about the aesthetic.
>>1497563>What happened?Idk, but the constant binge drinking can't be helping.
No. 1497613
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It's not baphomet. It's Sameal from Silent Hill, the deity the cult worships. Look up 'incubus' from silent Hill and you'll find the page on it and this image.
No. 1497631
>>1497617
>You can be a Satanist and AtheistEdgelord atheists like the Satanic Temple and Church of Satan aren't really satanists,
nonnie, they just use the word to get attention and push their politics.
>>1497613That tattoo is so much worse than the original artwork. Why would any artist send their customer such a washed out, wonky piece of shit like that? Send a line drawing if you just need them to approve the layout.
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>>1497251Forgive me in advance, I just had to
No. 1497853
>>1497827kek love u nona
I know it's early but nomination for next thread pic
No. 1498023
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>>1497303I don't know how you sat through that. Damn.
Went to go see if he was doing his 12 hour stream (he was) and found this gem. Reilly is gone but others are there to take his place.
No. 1498168
>>1498023God I hope this isn’t the main reason his fans are becoming disinterested. In any other circumstance this would sound like
victim blaming and I don’t mean it like that but he’s so deliberate whipped them into a frenzy with “snaccs”, “Daddy” and all the lecherousness/flirting. It’s
problematic on all sides tbh.
No. 1498209
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Jude is live again, and looking greasy again, because apart from q and as that's all she does at this point. She did a spooky box unboxing, and was painted her nails when I left. Such content wow. Someone asked if she and Rosie are still friends, ssying they found her videos recently, and one of jude's stans said they aren't friends for a reason get over it. Jude saw and said haha I get this problem every livestream, my fault for having friends I guess. And it's not your fault that all your former friends left you kek?
For those who don't know, jude gained mild e fame off a Bancroft video with her aesthetic opposite Rosie, and jude cut off their years long friendship bc Rosie smoked weed.
No. 1498250
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Was scrolling through twitter…can't pass this one up. Here is a try hard using Fake as a hashtag and dressing like him in this one post. idk, kinda sad.
No. 1498267
>>1498053I think you may be on to something. if Kat is such a "hot girl" and catch IRL as she/Jake/certain anons keep insisting, she's not going to be OK with being strung along or in an open FWB situation. she probably said to define the relationship or fuck off because there are plenty of fish in the sea who will commit. Jake probably wanted to play the field a little longer, as a newly single fuckboy.
it is weird that he didnt have his chat room moderator protecting him from the advances of his "snaccs" while in a long term relationship with Kaya, but now fans can't even quote that stupid furry song to him. it's all kinds of stupid and backward considering the aggressive advertising of his Only Fans account. but I guess dick pics and flirty texts people pay for is all business, but flirting outside of that is "disrespectful"
No. 1498305
>>1498267Yeah, the whole thing doesn't make sense. Why is "pounces on u OwO" crossing a line yet he can have an onlyfans where people can pay to see dick pics and get texts like "do you like daddy's big 7 inch dick?"
Something ain't adding up.
No. 1498565
>>1498267>>1498531Nah. Kat is a basic bitch and is insecure as hell. You can see it in the goth bath bomb vid with Kaya years ago. All the girls are having fun except Kat who is trying to pose and is really conscious of the camera. Her husband was just a tattoo artist, now shes dealing with a dude who has fangirls simping after him and probably sending him saucy DMs.
She's probably being jealous and controlling and it's part of why Fake looks like shit.
Bet that is why his pet troon hates him now because he got told he was being inappropriate while Kaya didn't give a shit.
I think it's starting to sink in with Fake that while he thought Kaya was holding him back she was actually supporting him behind the scenes and giving him ideas.
No. 1498716
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Kaya is answering questions om instagram.
No. 1498723
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I guess it was not Jake who was the last person she kissed
No. 1498773
>>1498627Right, it's interesting how much you can infer that she
did work behind the scenes by seeing how much he tanked his career once they split. There's a reason people split finances in a divorce, generally your partner does provide support, advice and work, and it's only seen once they're gone.
No. 1498789
>>1498267Kaya I'm sure hated it too but I reckon it was allowed because it brought them in income and Kaya evidently didn't see the end coming and felt secure.
Kat probably realises how her and Jake happened. That he's a desperate attention seeker and she'll try to moderate his behaviour. Personally I don't get how any woman would want to date a man that sells his nudes online. Probably the worst decision Jake has ever made in his professional and personal life.
No. 1498848
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Oh, we know
No. 1498849
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No. 1499064
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This right here. They always said that they would never get married, and they got asked that question a lot. Jake in particular would be pretty vocal about his feelings about it. I always wondered what she thought about it, because she absolutely seems the type to be a sucker for a romantic proposal and a fun wedding. It's so sad that she had to share his cynical bullshit opinion, though I cannot help but feel like he never wanted to get married because that ties you down and combines your income and such, and would have made this whole situation much more complicated.
I bet at some point he and Kat get engaged. That feels like the type of progression their ridiculous, gross relationship is headed towards.
No. 1499692
>>1499663The point wasn't about him not marrying Kaya, it was that Kaya had to adopt his shitty
toxic views on things like marriage, when in reality she wasn't really opposed to it at all.
He's said nothing but bad things about marriage as a concept, but no one will be surprised if he gets engaged now, because of how he constantly goes back on things he talks shit about. It's a pattern of behavior he has, much like the years of shitting all over goth music and now listening to it. And how outspoken he's been about hating kids and never wanting them, and now he's with a woman who has one. This was never about how he should have married Kaya, it was to show how he controlled her view on things with his own, only to change those views as it suits him.
No. 1500015
>>1499663stop sucking off scrotes like a pickmeisha. no one is talking about kaya being entitled. the point is that it is a shitty thing that men typically do to mislead women they don't want to marry but still want to enjoy all the value they add to their life.
they string a woman along who has invested a lot of time as a long term partner and might otherwise want to get married and enjoy the security and benefits, insist they are committed to her but don't "need a piece of paper", but then they dump her and end up actually marrying the next person they date, no hesitation. the former partner wastes time with someone for a decade thinking they were as good as married and it was just that their partner didn't "believe" in the institution, while if their partner wasn't such a fucking user and a coward, they could have found someone less full of shit to date who would give them commitment and not just pretend to and use them for their emotional labor.
like even if you hate kaya, it's not ok for men to treat women like this and most of us have sympathy even if we haven't experienced it.
No. 1500101
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Because nothing is sexier then a dead eyed far away gaze and bad clown makeup. Wow. And the title on the OF post used the actual words "big goth dick". …how exactly is a dick 'goth'? And he's calling that nasty little average peen big…
The delusions never cease.
No. 1500154
>>1499926Nta, but the spacing of your post and the intentional misunderstanding definitely doesn't read like a regular farmer. You might not be Kat, but you do sound a little like a Jake stan.
>>1500130Either shopped or he's biting the inside of his cheeks to hollow his face out on top of the "fat girl angle shot". lmao
No. 1500415
>>1500368 I think every ego boost is welcome for him right now …
But I find it funny to picture him ranting on those "bitches, who badmouth him for nudes without make up just to badmouth him then for nudes with make up" …
No. 1500496
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I really really hate to be a dick, but if Kaya got an actual job, she'd get taken more seriously. No landlord in Belfast is going to take her seriously with a YouTube job.
I can guarantee that, she doesn't even have to work full time, I worked part time and I was able to get a house! She's full of shite end of. Grow up Kaya.
No. 1500579
>>1500496'Nothing is actually wrong with my application'
'Self-employed'
Does she realise it's her job that's the problem?
Even self employed people have to, you know, do work not just sit on their ass and whine.
No. 1500608
>>1500496>No landlord in Belfast is going to take her seriously with a YouTube job.But Jake was always able to get a place to live no problem even long after he quit having a real job. My guess is it's her credit.
>>1500596I think her Patreon is monthly
No. 1500653
>>1500626So if you were a landlord, would you want someone who does "YouTube" to pay you rent? Not a chance, especially when there's people with actual jobs in Belfast.
And FYI, I've a cat in a rented house so yeah, I don't buy her bullshit.
She's lazy and pathetic for her age.
Will never get anywhere in life as shell always rely on YouTube.
No. 1500654
>>1500505This, plus single is a red flag for landlords (again they think parties, multiple partners in and out or “worse”, a new boyfriend/girlfriend who sublets from the tenant). It’s ridiculous and as much as I hate her whining and grifting, she’s 100% right. Her best bet would be an HMO or A JOB.
When Jake began renting his house they were dating. I know he was supposedly the only official tenant but they definitely had to put Kaya’s name somewhere so they were a couple when the application went in, plus he did have a bigger income. Let’s not pretend that Jake is somehow morally superior because he managed to rent lol.
No. 1500668
>>1500661 >>1500653
>>1500621 >>1500415
sage your posts, put "sage" in the email space
No. 1500675
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Kek. Guess Angela isn't a fan of the stump
No. 1500688
>>1500653You failed to answer why jake has his job listed as YouTube on his rental, which is a house, and why Kaya can’t do the same thing.
And with your lack of saging, go back to throwing your money at jake
No. 1500702
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Anti-Jake posts
No. 1500723
>>1500708I honestly don't understand how calling out Jake is childish. Jake is the one who said "all goths are counts" yet is happy to abuse the goth hashtag to promote himself. He deserves every bit of shit he gets.
>>1500672>>1492231I mean tbf in his last onlyfans leak he had pictures of himself in ridiculous "goth" makeup, but he just looked like a sad clown jerking off.
No. 1500731
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Was she always following her or
No. 1501018
>>1500881She also has an obsession with screenshotting comments on her videos and tweeting them with snarky commentary. A middle-aged woman filling her time with this kind of behavior is ridiculous and sad.
>>1500702I love how that second commenter was commenting about how shallow Jake's personality and image is, and Angela's reply highlights her feelings about Kaya. What was the point of that?
No. 1501027
>>1501018>She also has an obsession with screenshotting comments on her videos and tweeting them with snarky commentary. A middle-aged woman filling her time with this kind of behavior is ridiculous and sad.That is totally middle-aged Karen behavior. Angela is like a goth Karen.
I hate content creators that do this. It makes them look like they can't handle opinions and they should probably find a new job/hobby whatever they're using YouTube as.
No. 1501237
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>>1500962>>1500653He was complaining about not being able to get insurance with his job several threads ago, so it's most likely he didn't lie about having a real job on his renting applications or whatever because why not just do that for insurance too.
No. 1501257
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Forgot to post this other day. She was on the 12 hour stream for almost all it basically making every message about herself and talking to herself it was annoying. one point she said she nearly drank baby lotion 'apparently'.She was chatting to jake but he wasn't even responding to any of her messages other then short one word answers. Didn't bother taking screenshots cause borning af. But looks like she slept over already.
No. 1501322
>>1501072Veteran farmer lol calm your britches.
>>1501237 shows him FAILING to put “YouTube” or anything close into an insurance application (thanks for digging to find the screenshot Anon). He bitches about it NOT being recognized as a career, what proof do you have that the dude successfully managed to rent a house with “YouTube” written down as his job? Has he specifically said he managed? My guess is he got smart and started lying/twisting it into something along the lines of digital marketing or some shit.
No. 1501541
>>1500881She lives for being petty and is obsessed with drama
I’m in a goth discord server with her, she only posts in the drama channel - doesn’t participate otherwise
No. 1501567
>>1501557Yeah I found her attitude feels a bit like 'mean girl but make it goth' like she wants to pose herself as someone who knows about the subculture and has been involved in it a long time but she comes over as super condescending
That 'Goth isn't your fetish' video I found super off putting. Like I agreed with her points but it seemed a bit unnecessary going and finding random people from insta, screenshotting them, then getting pissed when people said 'maybe you shouldn't have taken people's content without asking them/posting their handles' and then got in an argument with someone who found their friend had been posted in said video and pointed out 'No my friend is actually Goth'
No. 1501625
>>1501623No.
It’s a goth discord with about thirty channels
One of those channels is for drama stuff
She only posts there
No. 1501635
>>1501567Holy shit, someone knew someone featured in her video and got into an argument with Angela?
I’m trying to look for it right now (goth infighting can be super hilarious to me) but I can’t find it, do you think she dirty deleted it?
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He’s really out here getting his advice from lolcow kek
No. 1501651
>>1501639LOL he filtered the colour out of all his new eye tats except one. Blacked out the one on his neck.
Jake dude women like fantasy, having your messy bathroom as a backdrop aint it. Charging 30$ for this shit hahaha
No. 1501722
>>1501557Angela does seem very snooty. Along with screenshooting YouTube comments and posting them on Twitter, she’ll attack some people on her live streams and sick her viewers on them like a mob. It could be the littlest difference of opinion and she will go off angry and kick that person, not before everyone watching berates them too.
I used to really like her videos, but lately they have been boring. They all show her face very zoomed-in and she tries so hard to curate her expressions, her videos feel more like a “look at me” deal. I feel like she’s not as authentic anymore, and is trying way to hard to put up some all-knowing elder goth persona.
>>1501677My thoughts exactly. If he was gonna edit the photo, why not color correct and hide that awful razor burn that looks like a rash?
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>>1501664 it is a photoshoped as this one
No. 1501772
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>>1501639Whoever said in an earlier thread that his tattoos were looking like the kind of little boleros Kaya used to wear was dead on KEK.
I’m thinking about the fact that Trisha Paytas has millions of followers/haters who would buy her OF but used to charge only $5 for full-on porn footage. Not that the world needs this dude to do porn but for someone obsessed with tech and production his dirty mirror nudes are so creepy and tragic.
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>>1501735Will probably get banned for nitpicking lol but I'll take it lmao. Wtf is going on here, bro looks like he needs to see a doctor
No. 1501800
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>>1501787If you get banned for nitpicking then so will I because Kat is literally balding.
No. 1501865
>>1501800hopping on the nitpicking train kek
what the fuck is that expression supposed to be? her ~schmexy~ face? she just looks tweaked out and constipated. and those lips… her lips just look wrong. duck lips are disgusting.
also no wonder she's balding, it looks like she's constantly bleaching her hair (though her roots are so grown out it's absolutely disgusting). bleach your hair a million times a year, it'll start to fall out in clumps. she's so cheap and fake through and through, it's pathetic.
No. 1501867
>>1501257wow! does she live near by or took a trip to see him? have they met up before? why was it so on the down low, usually he brags about the one friend he has at a time and making big plans with them. seems like they were up to something. also not sleeping for over 24 hours regularly sounds like mania or drugs. I wonder if this happened before Kat became his official girlfriend.
Kat if you're on here, please fill us in with what happened! you may be a lot of things, but you're not an idiot cool girlfriend who is going to be fine with your BF being "friends who sleep over" with an onlyfans e-thot who is ugly. go off we have your back.
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No. 1502108
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No. 1502178
>>1502106So she's using house hunting as an excuse for no content even though she literally lives in a studio.
Now the estate agents are closed over the long weekend she should be able to film loads by her own admission right? Right? ….
No. 1502179
>>1502108Just shows how painfully entitled and unaware she is.
Most people who work 9-5 Mon-Fri are happy for the long weekend so they can spend time with their friends and families actually doing things or relaxing.
How dare they!
I suppose holidays mean nothing to you when every day is a day off
No. 1502245
>>1501567>Used other people's pictures in videoEh I don't think Angela was in the wrong to do that. When you post your images online, they are out to the public and it's not like Angela was badmouthing the individual specifically, just the message that they are inadvertently pushing to an already niche group of people.
I mean sure, maybe she could've done something like made up a character persona like what Cadaver Kelly did in her "Poseurs, Elitists, and Goth" video or maybe even drew out an example of the kinda people she was talking about but what's done was done.
No. 1502495
>>1502106>>1502108My patience with Kaya is running thin. She's been doing YouTube for what, 10 years now and and can't even get basic videos up. I know she is under a lot of stress as of late but even back when she was living comfortably she was always complaining nonstop and making excuses and barely uploaded. Maybe if you've been struggling that hard to make YouTube videos for that long it's time to admit YouTube is just not for you and cut the cord and go find something else.
Also the Easter thing really pissed me off. Like how dare people take a day off, whether it's religious or not. Fuck you Kaya.
>>1502411NTA but has it? I don't watch his streams. I don't remember that being posted here and it seems like it would be pretty milky.
No. 1502526
>>1502495This, the extra stress is implied, but it’s the way she worded these tweets. Cool, you’re almost 30 and know you’re diagnosed with ADHD, FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT. Stop tweeting about it and fucking do put work into actually self-improve on this critical brain thing that has been impacting her life and “job” for years. Even with executive dysfunction, time blindness and the weird “I have to dedicate a whole day to one task” symptom that ADHD people get, it’s not difficult to do two different tasks that require her to just be sitting on her computer.
There’s a huge difference between “I would struggle in a 9 to 5” and “I am continuously bitching about not coping the most basic facets of my overall very kushy lifestyle, even though I do fuckall to help myself”. I had a lot of sympathy for her in recent threads and it’s totally worn out again.
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“I NEED to help my friends finish painting”
Preemptively getting her excuses ready for not doing her job yet again.. If only we could all have that luxury Kaya! Wee girl is a fucking joke..
No. 1502565
>>1502559All of Kaya's tasks could be done in half a day, like a normal person has a job and then does what Kaya bemoans about. Like people move homes, redocorate and have appointments outside of working 40+ hours a week.
She treats maintaining her aesthetic as a full time job and she's still not even good at it. So what she's got ADHD she's been doing the same things for years regarding her content and look how has she not got the routine down yet. If she was able to pass her driving test first time I very much doubt her lack of ability to focus.
No. 1502598
>>1502541In the last few streams I've bothered to check out, Jude has been there, and of those times, she's brought up/referenced multiple times that she visited.
The last I remember was that she was talking about how they almost ran late for her to get her flight home because they were watching the Cube movies, I think?
It's not a secret, they talk about it all the time.
I can't place on a timeline though when exactly this happened. I'd wager after Jake kicked Kaya out, but before he gushed all his own (long island iced) tea in Barcelona about being there with Kat. Could have been in a brief fuckboy period before he ended up going public with Kat.
No. 1502682
>>1502179honestly yeah. i put in more time and effort for my job in a week than kaya has in years, so the long weekend is an absolute blessing. it's nice to actually have time for
myself. guess she's not used to actually working, at all, ever kek
>>1502526i agree with you completely, anon. not to blogpost but i've been diagnosed with adhd for about a year and i got my shit figured out, and i'm almost 10 years younger than kaya. i work a 9 to 5, do art commissions on the side, and still have to manage my own schedule and be accountable for my own productivity. i also used to (kind of) do youtube and tiktok, and it honestly doesn't take that much time out of the day to make a video and edit it. i could still theoretically get home from work, sit down and record a video, and edit it that night and maybe the night after. it's not this horrible long process, it's ultimately just a few hours of sitting down and going through footage and putting together a video.
i lost all sympathy for kaya a while ago; it's honestly pathetic how she sits on her ass and whines online, getting treated to lavish trips and tattoos by her friends and family and patrons while i and a million other people in the world are working full time trying to provide for themselves. she reeks of entitlement and expecting life to be easy for her, money handed to her on a silver platter. it's honestly absolutely disgusting.
No. 1502688
>>1502559A bit a of a blog, but honestly Kaya reminds me so much of some friends I have who struggle with ADD/ motivation but are lucky enough to have access to ressources/people to eke out a living without doing much. If they have one thing planned in a day, they consider it their whole day and won't even try to do anything else even if that thing only occupies an hour or two.
I do have sympathy for Kaya, but god it would even be interesting to see her vlog the house viewing process (doesn't even need to film the actual thing just the before and after: her dressing "down", her impressions, apprehensions, etc.). It really doesn't need to be that deep…
I do find that the less you have going on in life the more everything seems much of a bigger deal than it truly is. Even just picking a camera. She should really find different ways to occupy her time…
No. 1503325
>>1502682Not to shit on yours or anyone else’s hobby, but I noticed literally all my favourite creators film on an iPhone now, and I’m assuming certain apps and software are WAY easier to use than back when everyone was using Adobe. I’d bet that Jake gave her a complex about the specs of her videos with his gadget obsession but nobody in her audience, not a single one of her fans gives a shit about 2016 pro-vlogger quality. Plus more DIY and intimate content is the fashion now. I don’t get why she hasn’t thought to streamline her filming process more, surely all it would take (ironically) is a YouTube search to learn how.
Saged for super autism. I’m so tired of Kaya, it’s incredible that her posts now that she’s in crisis sound the exact same as her posts BEFORE she knew all the drama was coming.
No. 1503359
>>1503325>her posts now that she’s in crisis sound the exact same as her posts BEFORE she knew all the drama was comingThis. In her initial breakup video she mentioned she needed to start posting to help her situation, and to her credit she did, but now is back to her old "uh oh the wind is 1mph faster than yesterday, cant film" which I'd thought was due to jake and hoped she'd snapped out of it.
She got a lot of support on that breakup vid and I don't know how much of it is still around. It may have helped her to retain that support by continuing to making content, any content, which may have meant slightly more income and looking better on paper to landlords (but i don't live in ireland so could be wrong, would still financially help her anyway). If she's concerned about her equipment she could film tiktoks or reels on her phone, anything.
No. 1503398
>>1503325back when i did youtube regularly, i actually filmed on my iphone 7 for the longest time until i upgraded to a new phone. the camera quality surely wasn't the best, but it was more than functional. and i would assume kaya has a fairly current/up-to-date phone (she has an iphone? iirc) and the camera quality on iphones is pretty damn decent. i watch a handful of youtubers that vlog with both their phone and an actual vlogging camera and i can hardly tell the difference between the footage.
off topic but before i took a break from youtube, i was using my iphone 13 to film with and used imovie for editing and used krita (free art program) for my little graphics/drawings i would insert, drawn using the trackpad on my computer. it's honestly not that difficult to make it work with what i have, i don't need to go out and buy a fancy vlogging camera because my phone works just fine.
saged for major autism and blogposting but that's my two cents, it's literally not that hard to just record a video and post it to youtube. literally anybody can make a video using their phone, i don't get why it's so fucking difficult for kaya. but you know, her adhd is her main personality trait so she has to make everything about how ~difficult~ it is for her to do anything productive, ever.
No. 1503419
>>1503325I'm sure Jake did shit on videos filmed with phone cameras, non-professional lighting, and sperged about sound quality and what gadgets everyone should be using etc. blog posting, but I've experienced that from my partner when trying the YT thing which I gave up because the joy was sucked out when I had someone pointing out how if only the quality was better I'd have a better channel… like people need to see deep into my pores and hear my saliva to want to subscribe to me.
I thought filming with my device was better, I like how I look better, his lenses make me look fatter than any device camera does, and I had more control to cut and clip the best takes together, instead of centering myself perfectly in front an expensive camera with crazy lights set up, filmed from an angle I just dont think looks like me with a tripod, that only lets me record for 30 min before it dies then I need to charge it again. then spending half a day fucking around editing the sound quality, when I can do that easily with the video I take on my MacBook, it lets me go louder or remove background noise quicker than the process my partner insisted on "helping" with.
it doesn't need to be that much work. especially someone like kaya where she is established, we know what she looks like, and she has a reason why she doesn't have a pro set up. low quality videos would be better than no videos.
No. 1503591
>>1503541>>1503574That’s the typical ‘i want the label’ but I won’t do anything to improve or better myself. It’s so annoying she has life given to her on a silver platter and she still doesn’t even bother. I’m sure everyone on this site would love free equipment makeup clothes ect from brands and to be able to sit at home doing jack shit all day getting tattoos and partying. Yet she still complains.
As someone with ADHD it’s no excuse not to take tablets because you have a poor sleep schedule or fearing the side effects like weight gain like nah take them then workout set alarms earn a living it’s really not that hard
No. 1503613
>>1503591Plus the fact she even managed to get diagnosed- I think she had to go private.
I know a few adults with suspected adhd but can't afford to be privately diagnosed and the process with the NHS can take years apparently. She is wasting her privilege of actually being able to take medication in the first place when plenty of people would love that opportunity to help improve their lives
No. 1503632
>>1503591Yeah, it's
valid not to take drugss if you are doing other things to help manage it, and are able to manage things ok without them.
Kaya's excuse is really bad. People with ADHD tend to do better with schedules anyway, and it's not like she actually "work", so there's nothing stopping her from forming a nice routine sleep schedule (other than you know, partying and playing videogames all night maybe?).
Is she not even entertaining the idea of roomates? because she really should at this point. Even just using airbnb might be better, she needs proper accomodation.
No. 1503829
>>1503419Kaya, is that you?! No I jest kek, sorry to hear all that. Totally agree as a fellow YTer - vlogging in 4k is rough. People were never supposed to be filmed in 4k imho, especially not at a selfie length, it’s deeply unflattering. I don’t think she really wants to do YT at all anymore, “sucked the joy out” is a good way of putting it. There’s people in these threads that put crazy work into art and content creation, but she only ever wanted to do it to talk about herself at length. I’d go as far as to say she hates YT. It’s not been a positive experience for her since she gained weight all those years ago, but she also can’t see herself in any other job.
>>1503591This, and all the other blogposts about ADHD here are spot on. I was foolish enough to think that she’d actually turn her life around when she got a diagnosis because it was so much easier to identify her problems and coping strategies, but of course not.
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100% that is Jake lmao
No. 1504132
>>1503982Sorry to really add to the blogposts lol but I used to be one of those people who always took afternoon/evening shifts because I could never wake up in the AM, and also loved a coffee and a cig when I woke up. Which meant not taking my ADD meds in the afternoon because they made me feel wicked sick. All my friends called me out on my bs and now I have to set an alarm and have a protein bar by my bed so I can actually take them in the morning. I remember when she said that she was really struggling with sleep because it was lockdown (which threw us all off let’s be honest) but that was ages ago. It really is that easy if you’re struggling that much.
>>1504055“Oh my gosh I’m so late. Everything is going wrong today. So yeah, there’s like, all that and stuff, which was really annoying. This smells really nice but I can’t recall what it is. I haven’t decided what to do with my hair yet. So yeah, that was like, super fun but then flat stuff has been super super stressful. Okay, well, hopefully I’ll be filming another video later this week.” There, now none of y’all have to sit through the GRWM if there is one.
No. 1504162
>>1503591god, i would fucking kill to be able to have the job that she does, do youtube full time and get sponsorship deals and get sent free shit and do fuck all otherwise. i was working on getting to that point with my channel (i'm the anon that talked about doing youtube and how it's not actually that difficult kek) and honestly? i kind of want to get back to youtube just to show how easy it actually is kek
>>1504132also spot on tl;dr of kaya's grwm's, there's a difference between chatty and just liking the sound of your own voice kek
No. 1504324
>>1504240I was going to write this. She could have made a before and after video, even if she wasn’t the one painting and changing the carpets.
She could even film a bloody “clean with me” type video because we all know she’s living like a hoarder. Also, why not sell stuff for extra cash for a deposit or anything?
Was rooting for her, not anymore. Think more people will end up dropping off her patreon as she does sweet af
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Says enough
No. 1504381
>>1504055So she is taking time off from her job to find a roof over her head to help someone else paint the roof over their head.
Shouldn't her friends be telling her to get some fucking priorities? JFC
No. 1504385
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>>1504062He posted footage from the walk too (you can hear a woman laughing to what he says). I get the feeling whenever they do something different from hanging out at his place they get so excited that they post both about it - yay, we made it for a walk once in a blue moon. Exciting life ….
No. 1504427
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… it's better than penis holes, I guess??
No. 1504598
>>1504062This reminds me of a buzzfeed article I (unfortunately) read the other day about "couple aesthetic" - is she soft launching Jake here to she what reaction she gets.
>>1504567 he's planning a face tattoo too
No. 1504700
>>1504567Jake was
abusive and liked that she was so dependent on him. Narcs love having power over people like that. If he hated it all so much he would have put his foot down a long time ago. The fact that he also admits he has a "daddy kink" just kind of shows it even more.
No. 1504707
>>1504700What’s that got to do with kaya being lazy now? Not putting out any content at all and making excuses?
She hasn’t posted on patreon at all and her YouTube is still as dead as ever. She’s lazy and it’s at a stage where she’s losing all the support she gained
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How can her tits be so small for someone so big LOL
No. 1504989
>>1504961I guess the comment about her "tits" hit a nerve nona?
I really don't get it, like stop doing this look, you look ridiculous, also stop drinking you already look older than you are, just go to therapy for christ's sake. I really don't understand why you all are defending this cow? What's changed?
(sage your shit) No. 1505075
>>1504427Kek this looks horrid.
I won’t lie- a lot of Psychara’s other tattoo work looks at least okay (especially in concept) but that eye… It looks terrible.
No. 1505480
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Stay classy Emily
No. 1505529
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IBF has a new vid up making black widow truffles. If she can squeeze out a new vid w/ a 6 mos old special needs baby on her hands Kaya really doesn’t have an excuse.
Frejya needs to get nail varnish remover and nail clippers, I don’t care how tired you are those things are revolting, nobody should be forced to look at those things esp when making food. gag
No. 1505614
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>>1505551small tits are cute and goth, also it's not gossip.
No. 1506340
>>1505978Nah, she’s done this look before when she was with Fake. I think she just likes the look. I don’t think she’s trying to impress stumpy at all.
Personally I think she looks great. Tits come in all shapes and sizes and hers are just fine. Yay for titties.
No. 1506787
>>1506771You still sound like "But… but… but reputable girls don't show their tits!!!"
stomps Jealous for the attention, anon?
No. 1506816
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His torso is giving pre pubescent child
No. 1506836
>>1506804>Good thing is I can fight them all physically and win the fight…kek a tranny would do this too. trannies like using their strength and male voice as soon as anyone defies them
>>1506829yeah the outfit is unflattering. It makes her look more like a rectangle. for someone who is trying to make a YouTube career (which includes visuals), she has no idea how to dress for her height or body type. Could have at least gotten taller socks, they do specially make those, Kaya.
No. 1506956
>>1506822lmaooo love you
nonnie, you made me cackle
No. 1507108
>>1506956You are welcome,
nonnie!
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No. 1507281
>>1507145okay fake stan, no1curr about jake being happy kek
>>1506836also jfc, chill it with the transphobia. just because someone is built like a fridge doesn't mean they're automatically trans. sounds like someone is insecure and projecting their insecurities kek
No. 1507337
>>1507336that's not how you sage anon
You type sage in the email field
Read the rules before posting
No. 1507345
>>150733616 is the age of consent in the UK and Ireland so not a minor like the post she reposted
>>1507214, but I don't doubt that jake was creepy or pushy regardless bc of how he was eager to escape Wales and saw her as a way to do it.
No. 1507377
>>1507281You’re on low cow, trans are hated, hence the 50+ threads that fill up within a few days.
In saying that, there’s one anon here, like the sims porn addict, that constantly has a troon boner for kaya. It’s just the one anon that says Kaya looks like a troon.
Also thought tit nickpicking was banned?
Jake is 2 years older than kaya and she was 16 when they “got together”. I personally believe it was younger simply due to the photos that she used to post on vampirefreaks
No. 1507504
>>1506585Truly a prince among men, this is up there with "what do you love about Kaya?
silence (I may be misquoting but that was the gist)
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Oh, now it's an 18+ discord. I can't imagine why that might be, kek.
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We all knew that would come … hot collab… The music choice for this announcement isn't a coincidence for sure. And the exact title, well, me as one little anonymous amongst others feel almost a bit honored…
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I know this conversation is from the last thread, but how do you all feel about "Goth Dad" from the band Vision Video? He uses TikTok instead of YouTube because TikTok is more popular than YouTube nowadays, but he manages to wear goth makeup while still being masculine, he works out so has a decent body, and he's a fire fighter so he has a real career. He also seems to care a lot about protecting baby bats because he's a father himself. He can sometimes be a little too SJW-ish at times for my taste, but overall not so bad that I want to vomit. It seems a lot of women and baby bats are gravitating towards him lately, and I was interested in getting my fellow nonnies opinions? I'm a parent myself and don't see any red flags for me to keep my kid away from him or his music. I just know our scene is in much need of masculine role models who are actually men, and he's a decent start.
No. 1508142
>>1508138BAHAHAHHA MY GOD
next thread pic PLEASE
No. 1508157
>>1508148Same Anon. Same.
That is going to be some deeply unsexy shit.
No. 1508201
>>1507903yep, this. i can't speak for everyone, obviously, but i can at least speak for myself. i'm an older gen z goth (born in '01), started following both jake and kaya when i was probably 14/15 and looked up to both of them immensely. i don't follow either of them anymore, as i found their threads here on lolcow a few years ago, but this is pretty accurate as to how i feel like a lot of goths my age used to view jake. it's disgusting that he's a piece of actual human garbage, but oh well kek
>>1508015also this is great, i bet that was a
huge boost to his ego kek
>>1508087nta but i doubt they're a kaya simp, they brought up a very
valid point that kat just does the same thing over and over again. she should learn to be more original and not be a fucking skinwalker sex doll, it's gross and pathetic.
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No. 1508284
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Just….EW. Also, they both post like 2 pics?? How do they even get off charging for a couple pics a month? What happened to posting entire sets of photos or at least a handful of them? I don't get how anyone would pay that much a month for half a dozen bad pics a month, if that….
No. 1508333
>>1508284"she's such a daddy's little girl"
No, pathetic creep, she is a grown ass mother to a little boy that you are not the daddy of. They are both so gross, I hope they hang themselves on their dumb sex leash.
No. 1508363
>>1508341Yeah, and he definitely does not give ANY kind of "daddy" vibes. He looks so weird, like if perpetually stuck at 14 years old, with that weird not-yet-a-teen shape, with his head too big, unbalanced proportions… and it doesn't help that he's always shaved clean all over. On top of all that, he acts like a little spoiled brat, he talks and carries himself in an extremely childish manner, which he tries to compensate by being edgier and angrier. The whole daddy kink is gross already, but with these two it's like a parody, the daddy is diminute, and the little girl is looking almost 40
No. 1508618
>>1508284Unbelievably awkward phrasing. Like, shouldn't it be "she's such a Daddy's Girl" or "she's daddy's little girl"?
I don't know why this is what's bothering me the most but what can you do.
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Kaya has also noticed
No. 1508658
>>1508637For all her faults, Kaya already had some clout in the goth scene with her modelling when she and Jake met and she was more successful on youtube for most of their relationship.
Kat is a mediocre tattoo artist who piggybacked off her more talented ex-husband and now she's following Jake's lead with onlyfans. She doesn't already have an audience and she's not particularly attractive of charismatic, he doesn't have as much to gain from her by comparison. She might make a good prop every now and then but I don't think she'll ever carry him like Kaya did.
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>>1508757Which is sad because she still wanted to do them. In all their blogs he just seemed embarrassed of her period. What she says in
>>1508737 is ironic because if she didn’t want to dress “all out” around him can you imagine how pissed she’d be when he made a point of doing those stupid fucking “freak vlogs” just to get a reaction? But you’re right Anon, he seemed to have no problem being seen with her when she was a beanpole.
>>1508786Her boobs are literally perfect. Inb4 WKing, the rest of her body is not. But she really has normal perky tits. Pisses me off that it’s always some manlet that gives girls a complex about body parts that are just fine.
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Then woo boy why aren't you working at your YouTube job like at all
No. 1509119
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Jude is having a hard time finding a new daddy. Guess it didn't work out with Kat's friend, that daddy_noth guy.
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No. 1509301
>>1509105Having some cocktails at the weekend isn't alcoholic,
nonny. This is the UK.
No. 1509578
>>1509561i'm convinced that the jake drama has brought in a lot of newfags from twitter. some anons are getting unusually assmad about poking the cows. then there's that one anon asking people not to be transphobic kek. i think these anons haven't seen the rest of the website and how common mocking cows appearances is, or even know imageboard culture.
>>1509553yep, no one cares about jake, but suddenly kaya for some reason is off-limits. people dragged kaya for her outfits and flab bod for years in previous threads. again, think this thread is attracting new users.
No. 1509601
>>1509596Same. I'm sure it irked a lot of people. This is why her numbers are starting to dwindle again and less are wanting to give her money.
She could move in with a roommate and continue looking for solo housing in the meantime. She has friends that she hangs out with, and surely there are alt people looking for roommates. You don't even have to hang out with your roommate, Kaya. She's causing her own difficulties with this. That studio isn't going to be available to her forever.
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"Worlds N.1 goth daddy" lmao what the actual…(newfag)
No. 1509711
>>1509585>This is a gossip siteIt's always the people saying "muh gossip forum" who never post any actual gossip, you just come here to vendetta.
>>1509607Fix your retarded spacing already, you stick out like a sore thumb.
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I don't understand the image - is that an octopus wig or what?
No. 1509752
>>1509749i think it's him in a hoodie? with for some reason tentacles and weird stuff fused into it.
he looks like a thumb.
No. 1509838
>>1509426sage for blog post but I do know someone in the UK who lost custody of her children when she divorced the father. it has nothing to do with the court case, but she often posted naked pics of herself with tattoos on social media for compliments. her husband was the one who cheated, though.
the thing that got her kids taken was that she tried to remove them from the home because she believed it was endangering them to live with the father, and I guess she thought no court would go after her, but the father made a case that she was kidnapping them and that violated his parental rights.
she tried to make a case that he was violent, drank too much, would fight with her in front of them, got physical with her, was rough and impatient with the girls during nappy changes (? at a certain age it is like a wrestling match) and "yanked" one of them by their arm and they had to go to the hospital after because the toddler said it hurt (nursemaid's arm, a common injury because the joints are easily dislocated). the father still won and she hasn't seen the girls in person in like a decade. I was really surprised because even where I live, moms always get the children unless they walk away and dont want them or something.
(no1curr) No. 1509891
>>1509822He’s responsible for putting her there. He broke up with and kicked her out, leaving her high and dry.
It’s her responsibility that’s still in that same situation and hasn’t sorted it out yet.
No. 1510180
>>1509749This lazy fuck couldn’t even be bothered to iron the damn sheet before doing a “photo shoot”. Why anyone gives money to this cunt is beyond me.
>>1509907Don’t make me snort, anon.
Kayas tits are well and truely old news. Go get your “gossip” drama rocks off in the old threads new anons.
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It's subs only, he's still not got the balls to expose himself to anyone but his most loyal snaccs, can't imagine him playing Elden Ring for long, his anger issues + fromsoft games difficulty curve will have him rage quit, I would bet money on it
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'go get them daddy!' ugh, that's so fucking disgusting. how someone can say that unironically is beyond me.
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Does anyone know if Jake even compensates his mods for the countless hours they spend in his chat and advertising for him? Not only that, the Maz person constantly makes artwork for him. She used to make artwork of Kaya as well, but now is making artwork of Kat. They are both like 20+ years older than him too. Creepy.
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>>1510435100%, here is the "painting" of Kat she made, its literally just a filter on the original photo.
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Jude goes back to wearing makeup: comes up with this shit
No. 1510636
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>>1510572From what I can tell she just traces an outline and uses an oil brush + eyedropper for colors. Hides the layer underneath to take photos for Twitter and wave at Jake's face. I've seen the trick a million times with tracer artists who later get outed for it and it's so easy to sniff out. If she did any original art of Fake with poses he's never been photographed in before it'd be more believable but it's just 1:1 copies.
No. 1510788
>>1509749Love that this art still manages to look more like Kyo fanart than anything like Jake. kek
>>1510495Literally just smudge tooled everything out and drew over the hair a little bit?
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>>1510799Yeah looks like they planned it bc both dressed as clowns. But instead of a messy/ugly on purpose insane clown posse vibes, it's giving just straight up messy/ugly
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Sage for OT since kat von d hasn't been discussed much recently, but apparently she has a shoe brand. Do any anons know if they're good because she's charging into the 100s for all of them and saying they're luxury.
No. 1510984
>>1510976No look here
>>1510754She’s not big at all but my god the makeup is very unflattering
No. 1511072
>>1494457lol, it's just that everyone looks older in this style of makeup, Razor Candi in her teens including
>>1494430>>1495557lol, is this another phase of retardation "I don't like the way X does her brows/contours"? Seriously, nitpicking about makeup that is supposed to look horryfying/creepy/ghastly/ghoulish per design looking horrible is some kind of brain damage
tl;dr;
Of all things you came to this bard to babble about goth makeup looking goth?
sigh No. 1511208
>>1511072And yet, you’re replying to posts that are 19 days old. That’s brain damage.
Ffs the people that are policing posts need to fuck off. Anons can call makeup hideous. You’re either a twittard or one of her followers.
No. 1511600
>>1511581Won’t have to worry about that much longer. Elon musk now owns Twitter and apparently is making changes. Hopefully removing all features that keep retards “safe”.
The problem here is most of Twitter fags don’t sage. Then we get notified thinking it’s milk but it’s nitpicks that have filled up threads ages ago
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>>1511072There's creepy/horrifying/gorgeous goth makeup, and then there's Mamie who looks like she uses a fucking sharpie.
No. 1511634
>>1511581or you could make your own
separate thread for that kind of shit and leave the altcows thread be to be used for actual milk. anybody can make a thread here on altcow, hell, if y'all are all too lazy to make your own nitpick thread then i'll do it for you just so you stop clogging up this thread with pointless shit that's been repeated a million fucking times. you're actually fucking retarded and almost worse than the sims porn anon, jfc.
>>1511603also, very true. her makeup looks like a fucking five year old drew it on. i guess she's going for some sort of 'trad goth' look but it reads as dollar-store femme member of kiss, but make it cheap halloween store version. she's semi-conventionally attractive under the makeup, but the makeup itself is just poorly done. waiting for her to read my post and complain on her instagram story kek
No. 1511666
>>1511603>There's creepy/horrifying/gorgeous goth makeup, and then there's Mamie who looks like she uses a fucking sharpie.Her makeup looks nothing out of ordinary of what I have seen on many events on several European scenes (from west to the east) trough the years.
If you overdosed pictures of "instagram glitter goths" as Germans use to call them – it would make sense that you have issues with her makeup.
Move your ass to the Gothic Pogo Party in Leipzig or Return to the Batcave in Poland and you would witness a lot of makeup styles like that or even more shaky and smudgy.
Monochromatic black and white makeup with shaky lines is nothing unique or new or particularly shocking to see. Heck, I know several people doing lines like that intentionally. And I don't even mean Cinema Strange members or Nick Fiend or Jacquy Bitch of Neva or members of Virgin Prunes. Her makeup looks like top tier effort in comparison of what they been wearing on faces.
You have right to not like that style as any other in existence, but pretending that her particular style of makeup is something uncommon or particularly standing out because she uses thin lines that are not perfectly curved and shaky makes me wonder if you have ever been to any major goth event in your life or you know the scene only from youtube and instagram.
I'm writing this only because all I see posted about her are issues with makeup. Which maybe would make sense if the thread was about glamour wedding makeup artists but in thread about goths just seems silly.
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>>1511634>her makeup looks like a fucking five year old drew it on.OK. And?
>>1511581OK then let's start over on how you don't like Freya's eyebrows. We didn't had posts about her eyebrows in a while.
sigh Oh and contours! Black contours, so unique and uncommon and making face look like charcoal stained. Total rarity in goth makeup!
>>1511581If all of this is milk you should spam this board with photos of your neighbors. LOL
>>1511671LOL, like you never forget to sage
No. 1511682
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Oh! Look at this contouring! So milky! SO much milk!
No. 1511684
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>>1511682Or at this eyeshadows!!!1111 s0 m1lk333333!!!111111
milky orgasm noises No. 1511690
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>>1511684or let's take a look at Danielle Dax!!111
No. 1511693
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>>1511688True, these masters of eyeliner are not even aware how there are hectolitres of photos with makeup like that on actual goths coming out of basements and interact with scenes
No. 1511705
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>>1511690oh nou! smudgy black lines! someone, buy her a makeup tutorial videos!
<== how can someone want to look LIKE THIS????
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>>1511705you can't just take a brush and do strokes of eyeshadow and call your makeup done!!11111oneoneoneoneoneleventhousandonehindredeleven
No. 1511714
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>>1511710tHeY jUsT nEeD tO fInIsH mAkUp CoUrSe,
iMaGiNe WaNtInG tO lOoK lIkE pIcReL
tHiS iS mIlK oVeRfLoW!!!!!1111
No. 1511721
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I hOpE nO oNe Of YoU eVeR dO mAkEuP lIkE tHiS! WtF iS tHaT eVeN sUpPoSeD tO bE?
No. 1511729
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>>1511710OK, but seriously, what makes goth makeup terrible and what makes it not terrible?
Objectively speaking.
No. 1511747
>>1511721A little tip in case you didn't pick it up at school, if you want to make a point, having a meltdown doesn't make you convincing kek. Ofc there are people who do messy makeup on purpose or because they don't care, but mamiehades claims to be a cosmetologist (it's in her bio) so ofc her lack of technical skill like wobbly lines is going to be dunked on.
>>1511729Well generally makeup is subjective like most creative type shit, which can get people reeing like our
nonny here. But I'd say objectively, bad technical skill generally makes for bad makeup. Not knowing how to apply it vs not caring how to apply it can yield similar results, but knowing how to apply can let you do more with it, whatever you're doing.
No. 1511762
>>1511747nice tactical retreat, at least you managed to make some semi reasonable point
>>1511752Iconic in mainstream? As for in the scene there are bands that are. Ah, right. "I was". So you are not able to tell.
No. 1511897
>>1511864no one said that there is only one nitpicker
>Good luck with your petty battle of the nitpicks.
>be a nitpicker>wish others a pretty nitpicking battleultimate state of nitpicker ITT
(sperging) No. 1512120
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>>1512013>Saged but can we just accept that just because it's trad goth doesn't mean It's good No, yo can't. It's illegal for you under international law and criticized by United nations committee!
>@ screeching anon.Yes screetching about wobbly lines in goth makeup is the highest possible level of assburger
> I think most trad makeup is dumb looking an unoriginal. Tastes differ manWhich is the whole point being made and why screeching about uneven lines, brows, contouring is being made fun of.
>>1512099so true
No. 1512126
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It's quite funny how these "ugly makeup spergs" are actually falling for a bait that this makeup was aiming to induce in people like them. One of points of this makeup was saying "fuck you" to mainstream standards of beauty and acceptable. They are executing exact program that it was aiming to trigger. Good grief!
No. 1512129
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>>1512127Or take a look at this. WTF is that makeup supposed to be? Some sort of a cemetery ghoul? WTF? Is that person thinking rotting corpses are sensible source of nutrients or what? ALSO WTF IS THAT CLOTHING??????
No. 1512131
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>>1512130Take a look at these, they look like they woke on a slab in morgue and then run away wearing body bags! DiSgAsTiNk!
No. 1512134
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>>1512131Or take a look? What is that? Hairstyle or an umbrella???!!!oneoneone
(repeatedly sperging about tradgoth) No. 1512137
File: 1650978508398.jpg (1.12 MB, 3000x2282, GettyImages-138130304.jpg)
Ok time to stop posting ugly hobos and get back on track with real alternative goth beauties
No. 1512138
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>>1512136Speaking of homeless – this one looks like living in some cemetery tomb stealing grave candles! And that hair looks like stylized with a lumberjack's axe!
No. 1512142
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Or these, one of them seems to think his name is Tim Burton. pukes
No. 1512265
I really don't understand the attacks on mamie hades look, she is insufferable with her "I'm an eldergoth" at 20 attitude, but her look is not really weird or specially badly done, kinda common, actually. I can't help but imagine that the people who complain have no real grasp of what goth is outside of instagram and tiktok. It's the ALTCOW thread, derailing about both looks sucks but ffs, just read and look at the pics and maybe you'll understand something and will stop posting about shit A LOT of goths do as milk.
>>1512126Yes! I love you,
nonnie No. 1512287
>>1512213Finally some potential milk.
Is he as insufferable ’behind the scenes’ as he comes across?
No. 1512339
>>1512284>>1512287well, it was long before he revealed his true narc colours tbh so i might not have so much milk for you. i have to say that at first he came across as a chill guy and very focused on his job. he was always respectful and grateful for our efforts, he used to thank us in every stream and on discord as well. i was also a mod on his discord. he seemed like a down to earth guy, easy to talk to and we had fun, that's why we "worked" for him even though there was no financial compensation.
there were lots of drama but most of it came from other fans on discord and not from him directly. as i said, it was a long time ago, he was just starting to get internet famous so his ego was still in check. the problems with him started when the donations got ridiculous and his ego took over. suddenly nothing we did was enough and he started to get nasty and entitled to our time, so i dipped out.
idk what else might be of interest but, if you want to ask me anything i will respond but i'm a bit paranoid about other "snaccs" lurking here so i might have to be vague in some instances
No. 1512407
>>1512373Nah not off limits in a gossip thread they're cows in.
Even in the older threads people were arguing about what true goff makeup is, though this time it seems like mostly one anon sperging to herself and spamming pics, but discussing cows is what these threads are for. I was
>>1511747 and still stand by what I said that people do "bad" makeup on purpose and that's fine, but if one of the minor cows here claims to e.g. be a cosmetologist don't be surprised when her skills are brought up. It's like the "is it bad art or is it the artist's style" thing, some draw intentionally ugly, and some who unintentionally draw ugly hide behind "it's muh style". Who cares unless they're cows, or claiming to be skilled, etc.
No. 1512600
>>1512551the actual autism here is so mindnumbing kek
i really hope people don't pull this in the next thread, it's fucking annoying.
No. 1512698
>>1512551how come no one flagged them for their shit but people get banned for replying to the same thread twice or forgetting to sage?
this is the contribution this board deserves.
No. 1512744
>>1512551tru-gawf spergchan definitely an entire cow herself. Imagine getting this
triggered by some dumb tiktok cunt's shitty makeup being called bad.
No. 1512782
>>1512744>>1512407>>1512600oh, and someone get
triggered again…
No. 1512856
>>1512802I feel like they have a folder of shitty makeups to make themselves feel better about their shitty makeup (hey maybe that time could be spent learning how to apply your makeup better?!)
Also it makes sense more neat application would be favoured or expected in 2022 when high definition video and photo is the norm. This applies to all fashion and aesthetics, it's under closer scrutiny, so more perfection is expected.
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>>1512099>If you live for nice eyebrows and perfect contouring go look at Kardashian pics with a black n white filter on them It kinda works
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>>1512856>Also it makes sense more neat application would be favoured or expected in 2022 when high definition video and photo is the norm. This applies to all fashion and aesthetics, it's under closer scrutiny, so more perfection is expected.LOLWUT.AVI
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>>1512856No, they just leave their basements from time to time and go to events.
That's a thing with 90 percent of "look this aye-liner is not perfectly drawn" that they never attend any events.
>>1512856
>Also it makes sense more neat application would be favoured or expected in 2022 when high definition video and photo is the norm. Aye, because we goths wear our makeups to look perfect in HD video. LMAO
Sorry hun, but makeup like picrel is a norm, not an exception at goth events IN REAL LIFE. Yes, I have seen it with my own eyes. Many times, including recent years. No one gives a damn about "looking great in HD videos."
No. 1512913
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The core element of understanding this kind of makeup is having some basic sense of self irony. A thing that people obsessed about perfect blending and laser beam straight lines are lacking.
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>>1512909Also almost no one was wearing makeup back in the '80s to "look good" on celuloid film or "look good" in general. Even most perfectly blend and perfect eyeliner type of makeup was ugly to general population back then. While today it's pretty much acceptable. You people don't understand how shocking was goth look in these days. Heck I remember even radio grade popy rock music been a horror to ears of 50+ people back in the '90s.
(ban-evading sperg) No. 1512942
>>1512859 Well ThAT's a BlEnDiNg nOw! ThINk oF HD!!!
>>1512913True
>>1512909Also true
No. 1513017
>>1512914I scanned your posts with my autism detector and it blew up, so I guess I was right and you
do have a folder of shitty makeups to make yourself feel better kek
Attending an event is different to intentionally filming and uploading content to tiktok, Instagram or whatever where your appearance will be the main focus.
No. 1513208
>>1512975true, amount of makeup sperging is over the scale like shape of line ever mattered for goths
>>1513068>>1513017wow, you are so spergy
No. 1513549
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>>1513508His fans have noticed too and are commenting on it lol
No. 1513587
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OF caption 'My little plaything'. I just threw up in my mouth a little…
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Ugh and it gets worse…
No. 1513621
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>>1513394>Goths these days look ghoulish and still have immaculate blending skills because we have better products now.picrel
>>1513448me too
>>1513468that pretty much sums up intelligence of commenters in this thread
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>>1513617lmao "sex dwarf" by Soft Cell playing somewhere softly in the distance…
No. 1513749
>>1513587where is his neck lol. also can imagine him standing on a box to be taller.
>>1513706deceased
No. 1513754
>>1513749or maybe kat is kneeling and jake is standing and he's still barely taller than her… kek
he's not called stumpy for nothing
No. 1513872
>>1513760no need for sperging about someone not agreeing with your opinion
just ignore and move on
if your butt hurts just apply ice
>>1513398lol
No. 1513880
>>1513771She's much closer to a mid-life crisis than a quarter life if she's truly in her mid 30s. kek
Definitely stinks of a bored married mom trying to relive her teen years.
No. 1513953
>>1513617Sex gnome has killed me.
Plaything actually made me shudder. That relationship is going to crash and burn spectacularly when the actual reality of being with a parent sets in. ‘Daddy’s little doll’ on the school run, going to parents evening, his ‘little plaything’ at soft play.
No. 1514221
>>1513587"fast, Jake, untie my bra, please, it is suffocating me"
gargling noises Jake, from behind, sweating in concentration and trying to untangle what's strangling her "hold out, little doll, I almost got it…!"
These are the vibes this pic gives me - or why else the hell is her tongue out, what she's gonna lick with Jake behind her?
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Add it to the list of reasons she can’t ever do her ‘job.’
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>>1514205This was back in January. Haven't heard shit about it since. The only song he has released all year is a cover under the pay wall on his patreon.
No. 1514440
>>1514333People would rather watch a vlog of the going out and the flights and whatnot than what is inevitably another boring talking/makeup/unboxing, I don't get why she doesn't just film her life on her phone. You can get good video editing apps, so she could film, edit and upload all on her phone.
The reality of adhd is the inability to do things you don't really want to do for whatever reason (could be disinterest, fear, it's the wrong order to do things, something wrong with it you haven't solved, etc) - she needs to examine her habits and change her process since it's been a long time of her clearly not wanting to use the camera+computer edit+upload format.
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Aside from this deeply unflattering hairstyle I have to say Kaya looks nice here. This outfit is a step up from her usual garb. It actually looks….cute??
No. 1514464
>>1514440Yup, this. But she doesn’t like vlogging in public and it makes her self conscious (I don’t blame her, cos 9/10 times its obnoxious).
It’s the long ass nature of her whining “can’t do this” posts for me. Surely even the fans who don’t mind her inconsistency are tired of hearing these longwinded NOTHING reasons. It’s like this is her content now, lol.
Also Apple added an SD slot back to Mac Pros. Maybe she should’ve gotten Fake to finance a new laptop instead of leasing a Jeep.
No. 1514469
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Jake’s American coattail is heading to Europe to do a tour. Wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t open for his BFF.
No. 1514773
>>1514469Kek, when K is doing a European tour and Jake is doing
checks notes cringe onlyfans content with a married woman. His plans fell apart so fast.
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And she had to share that with the whole world? tmi
No. 1515408
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>finally films something
>finds a way to complain, still
No. 1515410
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Blurred out jake
No. 1515583
>>1515408she is getting really annoying with this, "it's not my usual camera" "I don't like this one I need my other one that is broken." laughing crying emoji. LEARN to use a different camera, Kaya! be happy you have a backup camera and learn to use it and get batteries. don't tell about how it doesn't have batteries! GET batteries. turn it on. use your phone/laptap/or tablet's camera, for crying out loud, if learning to use your camera or getting batteries for it is too difficult.
I think she just doesn't want to be on YouTube/social media anymore. she had a chance to have a really popping career and surpass Jake, but I guess she doesn't have an ambitious bone in her body. I wish she would realize this instead of pretending she wants to film "but can't." I dont really care that she walked away from her YouTube channel job, it's just kind of shocking that SHE doesn't care. getting so many viewers and subscribers is not an easy thing to do, the hard part seemed to be over. maybe it is a source of negativity for her because she was with Jake that whole time. maybe he wanted to be internet famous more than she did and he just pushed her like a narcissistic stage mom to pay his bills for him until he took off with his channel.
No. 1515613
>>1515583Exactly! She clearly doesn’t have any interest in doing YouTube or whatever the fuck her job is meant to be but will keep milking it while she’s still got some money coming in cuz she’s a lazy bastard who doesn’t want to get a real job..
I mean you’re fucking ‘job’ is recording a video every once in a while Kaya and you’re complaining about not having a spare battery or you don’t have the perfect camera or some shit. Absolutely pathetic, catch yourself on.
Why people are still supporting this bullshit is beyond me, more fool them!
No. 1515749
>>1515613Agreed! I absolutely loathe having to give the human chode any credit but at least jake is pumping out content on a somewhat decent basis (albeit it’s boring fucking rinse repeat shit too but I digress). Kaya’s just making every excuse she possibly can to not do her fucking job.
I was one of the nonnies here who was all in support of her going out and enjoying life but when she can’t be fucked to do even the bare minimum to get her life and job sorted, there’s nothing to celebrate. She’s just once again being the lazy ass, whiny lump she’s been for years. If and when she ends up homeless, it’ll be her own damn doing.
No. 1516094
Suffered through Jake's new vlog so you don't have to.
-Editing is really bland. At least in the Casey Neistat wannabe days he used better music, what the fuck is up with that happy royalty free crap he uses at one point? It's laughably bad.
-Shows off his bikes, which he apparently shares the garage they're in with Gaz. Wonder how he felt knowing Jake was leaving his sweaty nut prints all over the place?
-Name drops Kat because of course he does.
-Talks about how he's spending his birthday in Nashville with his friends, brags about not having any in Ireland 'by choice' because they all backstab him which 'seems to be a theme'. No Jake, you're just a fucking douchebag no one wants to be around.
-Say he 'flies down to nashville every chance he gets', so…Once?
-Talks about getting a new tattoo from some poor bastard in Georgia who offered him a free one, and this one will be on his back since people apparently have been commenting on the lack of ink there.
-He's going to be getting more tattoos, but these ones will be flash, or whatever the artist wants to do. So, completely unoriginal, just like him.
-Says he'll be doing 'weekly vlog fridays'. Given that this vlog got him about 8k views so far, that's probably going to be another thing he never actually does.
-Ends the vlog bragging about staying up all night with Kat drinking red wine. Boy is lookin' ROUGH. Why on earth does he think being a badly ageing wino is something to brag about?
Funny how he never wears his clown makeup outside of his vlogs. He dresses pretty normal too. Just a chav on his bike.
No. 1516104
>>1515410>everyone is awfulCan she really claim this, she's no prize herself, a relationship with her is like being a child minder.
>>1515408Also how is her job being a social media person and she has a camera she doesn't know how to even fucking charge what. Kaya's a fucking retard
No. 1516229
>>1513398What
>>1513468 said, Morticia, Elvira, and Vampira are actually not "Goth" icons, they're Horror icons. True "Goth" icons when it comes to women would be women like Siouxsie Sioux, Patricia Morrison, Dinah Cancer, Monica Richards, and Eva O.
No. 1516306
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Just Jake doing what he does best. His main personality trait.
No. 1516616
>>1516542I was going to say, maybe they HAVE to get plastered with Long Island ice tea to feel chemistry with one another. I'd be kind of offended if my partner couldn't show me romance without getting sloshed every time we get together, but I'm not such a cool daddy's little girl like Kat. or maybe she insists on the drinking and stumpy is too much in denial to think it's possible she isn't attracted to him and DTF if sober.
given his fan base, I don't know why he thinks Kat would help his marketability. there was like one snacc who said "Jake should have been with a baddie the whole time" but the rest are not into it. the kaya relationship made him look wholesome, someone who could commit long term, and left a lot of mystery to the viewer's imagination, which was more appealing. he acts like a fuckboy now and it's gross, combined with him leaving kaya for this onlyfans wannabe porn model. I would never sub to a dude like that as a woman, even if he was good looking and funny. I don't think most women want to subscribe to a guy who is acting like he's in a midlife crisis. he doesn't even have male fans who would be like "high five for cheating with someone nice and sluttier bro! and all the alcohol consumption is awesome, you're the envy of all fratboys" he doesn't even want male followers on twitter or subscribing to his onlyfans. latent homosexuality much?
No. 1516685
>>1516094Love that he's bragging about Nashville of all places as if it's some sort of incredible, exotic destination. l m a o
>>1516306Can't wait for the bottomless long islands on Jake's dime to dry up and for Kat to realize he really ain't worth it.