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Chanel Barbie Clones are women who own 50 identical pink Chanel purses and a wardrobe full of identical frilly floral polyester dresses but never stop buying more.
A Chanel Barbie Clone's wannabe Barbie Dream House is piled high with cheap tacky pink junk and their diets consist entirely of pink sugary cupcakes.
Chanel Barbie Clones are often the
victims of bad plastic surgery, paid for by their not-so-secret sugar daddy (they will have a side shopping service or vlog as a cover for their income).
A Chanel Barbie Clone will usually have fried blonde hair, too much makeup, and look like they just stepped off the set of White Chicks.
Examples include:
https://www.instagram.com/arisucookie/ https://www.instagram.com/LindieSs88/ https://www.instagram.com/Xsakisaki/https://www.instagram.com/amanda.jamiee/Previous arisucookie discussion here
>>>/w/163026 but her and her clones outside of Japan deserved a spinoff thread.
Recent highlights from /w/ thread:
>speculation that arisucookie was dumped by her sugar daddy>arisucookie's clothing sale "for the environment", followed by new identical purchases>Xsakisaki simping for Machine Gun Kelly and dressing up with her husband as Megan and MGK No. 1367848
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Im excited! Any tea on LindySs? I just remembered watching her endless chanel haul. She must have loads. She does have a business though, she makes tacky puff key chains and i believe Hermes horse charms knock offs.
No. 1367849
>>1367843The thread was requested in the /w/ kabukihoes thread. arisucookie was being discussed a lot as she's based in Japan and used to be an escort. Other clones outside of Japan kept being mentioned but couldn't be discussed without derailing.
The whole aesthetic is
problematic because it glorifies shopping addictions, unnecessary plastic surgery, huge carbon footprints, living in a fire hazard, and sleeping with old men for Chanel. Plus it's a bizarre subculture to observe.
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>>1367848The horse charms i was talking about.
>>1367851She does these ugly charms but also is located in hong kong so probably some other “businesses “
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>>1367853They always have something hideous for sale to fund even more pink purses.
Apparently this was a birthday haul but that seems excessive.
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I adore the topic of human Barbies. They're personal cows of mine because watching them slowly botch themselves is interesting.
I'll take this opportunity to introduce the UKs oldest living body dysmorphia Barbie nightmare!
Rachel Evan's
>roughly 50 years old
>105 surgeries by 48 yrs old
>has spent over £32,000 in the last 13 years
I found her in a documentary on the topic of UK Barbie lifestyle women. She discussed how her horrible beginnings put her through a goth phase, and she turned her life around by obsessively pursuing Barbie life
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>>1367858kek that she keeps mentioning that she wears a Chanel 34 ("the smallest size!") but then puts on a cardigan that is clearly too small
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>>1367885Tbh her body looks nice. I’d say her face doesn’t look as bad as you’d think after that many surgeries but pretty is something different.
I wonder if Alice will ever come forward about getting botox and fillers. At least she admitted her boob job
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>>1368095In the old Kabuki ho thread
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I just went down a rabbit hole and I’m actually surprised that OG human barbie Valeria Lukyanova didn’t go down the same tacky chanel route despite still over editing her photos. On that note looks like there was a bust up in October with other human doll Anastasia.
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>>1367885Tbh her body looks very nicely done and fit. You could see a million worse instagirls with multiple BBL & hip enlargement surgery on social media. The fillers are a bit too obvious on her face, but by age 50 you have choose between “aging gracefully” or looking like you have some work done.
I don’t really see the milk on this thread. Saki (the girl on the thread pic) is just a shy, quiet girl with a shopping addiction. Is that milk?
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>>1368242I hate the pro ana thread too. I can’t stand to look at the photos for more than a second. It’s disturbing.
As you said compulsive shopping is actually a mental illness (a type of OCD?) What do you plan to post on this thread? Every new Chanel purchase they post on Instagram?
No. 1368263
>>1368247Ayrt. I'm not the anon who pointed out compulsive shopping.
My personal reason for liking Barbie larpers is that I enjoy the weird competitiveness they have with eachother especially when it comes to surgery. They always try to one up eachother with extreme cosmetic surgery. That's my reason, that and I enjoy observing eccentrics doing their thing, and oh God are these women eccentric.
Look, I get that they're not everyones cup of tea. Maybe you prefer drama cows or horror cows. Me too, so I understand why this thread would seem nonsensical or boring to you
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>>1371040kek it's literally identical to the one she took shopping to buy it
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>>1371208she included video of her crying on the way home after buying it
mentioned that her sales assistant gave her a free ugly bag and some cookies after she hadn't been there in a while. alice thought it was such an honor and doesn't realize that the sales assistant is lovebombing her to try and get her to come back more often as she wants the commission
No. 1371311
>>1371232Well it’s probably because this time it’s come off her own credit card that was gathering dust in her 1 year old
Louis Vuitton Escale Purse™ rather than her sugar daddy’s credit card so she actually knows the price for once kek
>>1371210LMAO she’s actually pathetic, there’s kids starving and she’s crying over buying an identical bag with a different finish. Please, beg she gets a grip.
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>>1371311it's such a weird reaction to have, especially since she has bought a million things there before and was last there a couple of months ago. i'm guessing it was really about something else, maybe being dumped by sugar daddy as she seemed very uncertain about being able to do it again
but who is narcissistic enough to take a crying video to show people. over a bag they already own
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>>1371210I had to roll my eyes so hard when she showed the crying video omg girl it’s a bag. You put transport stuff in it, that’s it. I don’t get her obsession and especially why she has to have several of the same exact kind. She clearly has a hoarding problem.
>>1371232 i missed her mentioning the price, how much was it? I think they almost doubled the price no?
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>>1371208she even knows they are the same
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>>1371554>>1371210I'd be crying too if I spent that much on a bag.
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She's sold a practically identical bag recently during her "environmental" sale. How can she think that increasing the demand for leather products (animal skins and toxic dyes) is fine?
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which one of you did this
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>asking for retail price
You mean now that they doubled all their prices? Girl that’s scamming
No. 1373344
>>1371208>>1373272Do you think they lace these bags with some sorta catnip for dumb consumerist women. I guess all collecting has elements of this type of madness, but I struggle to see what you could be obsessed or enthusiastic about when it's just pastel pink quilted leather bags.
>>1371642This screenshot tho, with all the extremely similar boring pink bags behind her.
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Heading back to England again. I wonder if she is quietly moving things.
She put up a tree with empty boxes under it and it's not even December yet.
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Kimberlyblondex on Instagram is really wanting to live the real life barbie phantasy. Funfact her natural hair is dark, she uses wigs she sells in her all-pink-everything onlineshop www.kimmyluxedolls.com including luxury knock offs. She also does a pink girlie box and personal shopping where Alice basically got her idea from.
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Uwu cottondolly cant be forgotten here. While she wants to have the life of Alice she can only afford one original Lady Dior and has to fall back to buying knock offs and plastic shein. You have to listen to her voice in her YouTube videos it’s hilarious.
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>>1373936Her ex friend amanda who makes the most retarded faces. I actually think she’s retarded. They had an etsy shop together’AmandaandRoBoutique’ where they sold cheap silk twillies for bags. Apparently not all is well in uwu pinku land so they’re no longer friends anymore.
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>>1373936Alice called her out for being a copycat
They’ve unfollowed each other and Alice blocked her
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>>1416211Omg
nonny i was hoping she does it can you provide a screenshot or anything?
No. 1416910
>>1416211Oh come on mods it was a story and I didn’t take a screenshot. She was asking her followers advice on this former friend who keeps copying her despite being blocked
She posted some images for comparison and yeah cotton dolly definitely copies her.
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I was able to take a couple screenshots. Not of the text wall she wrote trying to defend her oh so unique pink puke style but her pictures compared to cottondollie’s
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She’s really trying hard to be unique with what she posts but doesn’t get that all poses have been posted somewhere on the internet at some point. I wouldn’t call it super creative like she makes it out to be.
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Especially this is incredibly generic. So many people pose like this.
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Maybe I’m already numb to posts like these and it’s hard to make me think that cottondolly copies her. Not to be a wk here, just personal opinion by comparing both or their posts to general instagram.
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>>1416920>>1416921In particular, neither of these are really similar enough to be notable. I can see it with
>>1416924, but not those
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Alice uploaded a vlog in quite a while and she’s mentioning going to the Maledives with her good ol sugar daddy Nobu. I guess they’re not broken up. (On the lower pic she says ‚Nobu‘ but the translater thinks she says ‚love‘)
No. 1770272
"Nobu" (or Nobutaka Kawagoe) runs a women's health clinic called "K Ladies Clinic" in Shinjuku-ku, Tokyo:
https://www.hospita.jp/hospital/278/doctorhttps://www.klcs.jp/In 2011, he was accused by the Tokyo Regional Taxation Bureau of evading 80,000,000 Yen (around 600,000 USD) in taxes over two years. It was reported that he used his tax evaded money to buy designer luxury goods. After the accusation, he paid back the money he owed:
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>>1770098I thought he'd be an ugly sugar daddy but they actually seem to be quite well-matched re: interests and erm, values.
He reminds me of Rawhide Kobayashi
>>1770272>It was reported that he used his tax evaded money to buy designer luxury goodsI bet he pays cash for her Birkins actually
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>>1770272Idk these people at all but the criminal deeds to buy designer goods for your sugar baby reminds me of Erika Jayne and her ex husband Tom Girardi, who stole money from plane crash
victims’ families to fund their lifestyle.
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>>1814116I don’t get it either. I thought maybe she’s not the only one. I remember they did have a strange schedule where they had their “weekend” from Tuesday to Wednesday or something like that. For what does he need his weekends free?
Another thing I noticed is that Alice closed her Shopping Service. I wonder if she goes to the UK for the summer?
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>>1814401Oh i forgot about that strange weekend thing. Did she not say in one of her videos they were living together for a while but couldn't agree on the interior (bet alice wanted everything pink) so decided to live separately? Based on that i thought they were in an exclusive relationship, guess not!
This whole nobu and her visa situation is intriguing. I need to know more (Cant decide if more intriguing than venus x mana x her visa lol)
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I would love to know what they talk about together.
Nobu is 100% on roids
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>>1855071He's tagged in some suspicious pics that make me wonder if Alice goes to England when he is on trips with other women.
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Dunno about Nobu but Alice recently got a little house in England. I wonder what made her want to stay there more?
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Life update of Alice. Sure sounds like she and Nobu broke up again, maybe for good? Part 1
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>>1865443Part 2 - what’s her job going to be?
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Interesting. I saw people asking in the comments what’s wrong with her YouTube. I checked and it looks like she removed a few videos. The anniversary videos(s) and vlogs are missing.
No. 1866502
>>1866318That’s not the house
nonny kek
No. 1881054
>>1865443>>1865444She seemed kind of indifferent about living in Japan these days and all her friends spoke English anyway, so I’m not surprised she’s set up a base in the UK. As
>>1878526 says she has plenty of bags to sell, lol. Literally never has to worry about money ever again if she sells her Birkins & Chanels and invests the money in property or whatever, but she might be too accustomed to that kinda lifestyle of material goods and luxury
I like Alice and I wish her well, but the “self-made woman” facade she tried to project all these years got increasingly absurd as she segued from Liz Lisa to Hermes
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Alice removed her YouTube channel
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>>1885914The UK is shit because wages are so low here and everything is dirty and grimey. I think she’s going to find it quite a depressing comedown to go from living such a flashy Tokyo lifestyle full of trips to Michelin star restaurants, fancy shiny new high rise luxury apartments, her sugardaddy buying her Birkin bags and getting lots of attention and fawning from Japanese people for being a blonde white girl dressed in all pink, to living as a literal who in a shitty little semi detached house in England.
>>1878526So he dumped her for getting too old or what?
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She’s back in Tokio now
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Alice gave a long explanation of why she’s leaving japan.
Basically says japan caused her to become materialistic
she lost/misses British values
wants to raise kids with British values
can’t work on her career in japan
Japan is no longer fun
expensive taxes
Etc
Nothing about Nobu
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No more pink!
No. 1893796
>>1892824Funny enough I am the same as you, but a good 15 years ago maybe?
I read various threads about Alice over the years, simply out of curiosity and I was truely fascinated by how different she has become and her life in Japan (though now has ended?), from her very humble beginnings in Lincolnshire.
I don't believe one bit she is closing down her Youtube channel because she wanted more privacy.
Shame her relationship with nobu didn't seem to work out but suggardaddy is obv her best route to sustain a luxurious lifestyle.
Moving back to the UK is obv not her preference (my two pennys worth), she is just a misfit in mainstream British culture. I won't be surprised there will soon be a new YT channel showing her 'new' life in the UK, going to all those posh places in Sloane sq, south ken.
(maleposting, redditspacing, blogging, lack of sage) No. 1894049
>>1893796My hole brother! Lmao
So you were with her while she was at college in Oxfordshire then? She was very sweet and pure back then wasn’t she.
(disgusting scrote) No. 1894553
>>1894049Men are disgusting huh, "
hole brother" I hope she sees this and feels reassured in her decision to leave your nasty ass. Also why are you both still keeping tabs on her?
No. 1894725
>>1894049Agreed with the ladies here, it's disrespectful with what you just said. There is no hard feelings between us and it was such a long time ago.
Not gonna reveal myself too much online but no to your question. But I have to say I understood her well.
Her appearance might have changed but I am pretty sure she is still the same Alice I met many years ago.
(You need to leave too)