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Chanel Barbie Clones are women who own 50 identical pink Chanel purses and a wardrobe full of identical frilly floral polyester dresses but never stop buying more.
A Chanel Barbie Clone's wannabe Barbie Dream House is piled high with cheap tacky pink junk and their diets consist entirely of pink sugary cupcakes.
Chanel Barbie Clones are often the
victims of bad plastic surgery, paid for by their not-so-secret sugar daddy (they will have a side shopping service or vlog as a cover for their income).
A Chanel Barbie Clone will usually have fried blonde hair, too much makeup, and look like they just stepped off the set of White Chicks.
Examples include:
https://www.instagram.com/arisucookie/ https://www.instagram.com/LindieSs88/ https://www.instagram.com/Xsakisaki/https://www.instagram.com/amanda.jamiee/Previous arisucookie discussion here
>>>/w/163026 but her and her clones outside of Japan deserved a spinoff thread.
Recent highlights from /w/ thread:
>speculation that arisucookie was dumped by her sugar daddy>arisucookie's clothing sale "for the environment", followed by new identical purchases>Xsakisaki simping for Machine Gun Kelly and dressing up with her husband as Megan and MGK No. 1367848
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Im excited! Any tea on LindySs? I just remembered watching her endless chanel haul. She must have loads. She does have a business though, she makes tacky puff key chains and i believe Hermes horse charms knock offs.
No. 1367849
>>1367843The thread was requested in the /w/ kabukihoes thread. arisucookie was being discussed a lot as she's based in Japan and used to be an escort. Other clones outside of Japan kept being mentioned but couldn't be discussed without derailing.
The whole aesthetic is
problematic because it glorifies shopping addictions, unnecessary plastic surgery, huge carbon footprints, living in a fire hazard, and sleeping with old men for Chanel. Plus it's a bizarre subculture to observe.
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>>1367848The horse charms i was talking about.
>>1367851She does these ugly charms but also is located in hong kong so probably some other “businesses “
No. 1367858
>>1367853They always have something hideous for sale to fund even more pink purses.
Apparently this was a birthday haul but that seems excessive.
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I adore the topic of human Barbies. They're personal cows of mine because watching them slowly botch themselves is interesting.
I'll take this opportunity to introduce the UKs oldest living body dysmorphia Barbie nightmare!
Rachel Evan's
>roughly 50 years old
>105 surgeries by 48 yrs old
>has spent over £32,000 in the last 13 years
I found her in a documentary on the topic of UK Barbie lifestyle women. She discussed how her horrible beginnings put her through a goth phase, and she turned her life around by obsessively pursuing Barbie life
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>>1367858kek that she keeps mentioning that she wears a Chanel 34 ("the smallest size!") but then puts on a cardigan that is clearly too small
No. 1368078
>>1367885Tbh her body looks nice. I’d say her face doesn’t look as bad as you’d think after that many surgeries but pretty is something different.
I wonder if Alice will ever come forward about getting botox and fillers. At least she admitted her boob job
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>>1368095In the old Kabuki ho thread
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I just went down a rabbit hole and I’m actually surprised that OG human barbie Valeria Lukyanova didn’t go down the same tacky chanel route despite still over editing her photos. On that note looks like there was a bust up in October with other human doll Anastasia.
No. 1368205
>>1367885Tbh her body looks very nicely done and fit. You could see a million worse instagirls with multiple BBL & hip enlargement surgery on social media. The fillers are a bit too obvious on her face, but by age 50 you have choose between “aging gracefully” or looking like you have some work done.
I don’t really see the milk on this thread. Saki (the girl on the thread pic) is just a shy, quiet girl with a shopping addiction. Is that milk?
No. 1368247
>>1368242I hate the pro ana thread too. I can’t stand to look at the photos for more than a second. It’s disturbing.
As you said compulsive shopping is actually a mental illness (a type of OCD?) What do you plan to post on this thread? Every new Chanel purchase they post on Instagram?
No. 1368263
>>1368247Ayrt. I'm not the anon who pointed out compulsive shopping.
My personal reason for liking Barbie larpers is that I enjoy the weird competitiveness they have with eachother especially when it comes to surgery. They always try to one up eachother with extreme cosmetic surgery. That's my reason, that and I enjoy observing eccentrics doing their thing, and oh God are these women eccentric.
Look, I get that they're not everyones cup of tea. Maybe you prefer drama cows or horror cows. Me too, so I understand why this thread would seem nonsensical or boring to you
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>>1371040kek it's literally identical to the one she took shopping to buy it
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>>1371208she included video of her crying on the way home after buying it
mentioned that her sales assistant gave her a free ugly bag and some cookies after she hadn't been there in a while. alice thought it was such an honor and doesn't realize that the sales assistant is lovebombing her to try and get her to come back more often as she wants the commission
No. 1371311
>>1371232Well it’s probably because this time it’s come off her own credit card that was gathering dust in her 1 year old
Louis Vuitton Escale Purse™ rather than her sugar daddy’s credit card so she actually knows the price for once kek
>>1371210LMAO she’s actually pathetic, there’s kids starving and she’s crying over buying an identical bag with a different finish. Please, beg she gets a grip.
No. 1371352
>>1371311it's such a weird reaction to have, especially since she has bought a million things there before and was last there a couple of months ago. i'm guessing it was really about something else, maybe being dumped by sugar daddy as she seemed very uncertain about being able to do it again
but who is narcissistic enough to take a crying video to show people. over a bag they already own
No. 1371554
>>1371210I had to roll my eyes so hard when she showed the crying video omg girl it’s a bag. You put transport stuff in it, that’s it. I don’t get her obsession and especially why she has to have several of the same exact kind. She clearly has a hoarding problem.
>>1371232 i missed her mentioning the price, how much was it? I think they almost doubled the price no?
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>>1371208she even knows they are the same
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>>1371554>>1371210I'd be crying too if I spent that much on a bag.
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She's sold a practically identical bag recently during her "environmental" sale. How can she think that increasing the demand for leather products (animal skins and toxic dyes) is fine?
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which one of you did this
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>asking for retail price
You mean now that they doubled all their prices? Girl that’s scamming
No. 1373344
>>1371208>>1373272Do you think they lace these bags with some sorta catnip for dumb consumerist women. I guess all collecting has elements of this type of madness, but I struggle to see what you could be obsessed or enthusiastic about when it's just pastel pink quilted leather bags.
>>1371642This screenshot tho, with all the extremely similar boring pink bags behind her.
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Heading back to England again. I wonder if she is quietly moving things.
She put up a tree with empty boxes under it and it's not even December yet.
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Kimberlyblondex on Instagram is really wanting to live the real life barbie phantasy. Funfact her natural hair is dark, she uses wigs she sells in her all-pink-everything onlineshop www.kimmyluxedolls.com including luxury knock offs. She also does a pink girlie box and personal shopping where Alice basically got her idea from.
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Uwu cottondolly cant be forgotten here. While she wants to have the life of Alice she can only afford one original Lady Dior and has to fall back to buying knock offs and plastic shein. You have to listen to her voice in her YouTube videos it’s hilarious.
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>>1373936Her ex friend amanda who makes the most retarded faces. I actually think she’s retarded. They had an etsy shop together’AmandaandRoBoutique’ where they sold cheap silk twillies for bags. Apparently not all is well in uwu pinku land so they’re no longer friends anymore.
No. 1416211
>>1373936Alice called her out for being a copycat
They’ve unfollowed each other and Alice blocked her
(this is an imageboard. post screencaps) No. 1416817
>>1416211Omg
nonny i was hoping she does it can you provide a screenshot or anything?
No. 1416910
>>1416211Oh come on mods it was a story and I didn’t take a screenshot. She was asking her followers advice on this former friend who keeps copying her despite being blocked
She posted some images for comparison and yeah cotton dolly definitely copies her.
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I was able to take a couple screenshots. Not of the text wall she wrote trying to defend her oh so unique pink puke style but her pictures compared to cottondollie’s
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She’s really trying hard to be unique with what she posts but doesn’t get that all poses have been posted somewhere on the internet at some point. I wouldn’t call it super creative like she makes it out to be.
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Especially this is incredibly generic. So many people pose like this.
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Maybe I’m already numb to posts like these and it’s hard to make me think that cottondolly copies her. Not to be a wk here, just personal opinion by comparing both or their posts to general instagram.
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>>1416920>>1416921In particular, neither of these are really similar enough to be notable. I can see it with
>>1416924, but not those
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Alice uploaded a vlog in quite a while and she’s mentioning going to the Maledives with her good ol sugar daddy Nobu. I guess they’re not broken up. (On the lower pic she says ‚Nobu‘ but the translater thinks she says ‚love‘)
No. 1770272
"Nobu" (or Nobutaka Kawagoe) runs a women's health clinic called "K Ladies Clinic" in Shinjuku-ku, Tokyo:
https://www.hospita.jp/hospital/278/doctorhttps://www.klcs.jp/In 2011, he was accused by the Tokyo Regional Taxation Bureau of evading 80,000,000 Yen (around 600,000 USD) in taxes over two years. It was reported that he used his tax evaded money to buy designer luxury goods. After the accusation, he paid back the money he owed:
http://www.bahvideo.com/video/?3738560844- No. 1770312
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>>1770098I thought he'd be an ugly sugar daddy but they actually seem to be quite well-matched re: interests and erm, values.
He reminds me of Rawhide Kobayashi
>>1770272>It was reported that he used his tax evaded money to buy designer luxury goodsI bet he pays cash for her Birkins actually
No. 1770580
>>1770272Idk these people at all but the criminal deeds to buy designer goods for your sugar baby reminds me of Erika Jayne and her ex husband Tom Girardi, who stole money from plane crash
victims’ families to fund their lifestyle.
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>>1814116I don’t get it either. I thought maybe she’s not the only one. I remember they did have a strange schedule where they had their “weekend” from Tuesday to Wednesday or something like that. For what does he need his weekends free?
Another thing I noticed is that Alice closed her Shopping Service. I wonder if she goes to the UK for the summer?
No. 1815129
>>1814401Oh i forgot about that strange weekend thing. Did she not say in one of her videos they were living together for a while but couldn't agree on the interior (bet alice wanted everything pink) so decided to live separately? Based on that i thought they were in an exclusive relationship, guess not!
This whole nobu and her visa situation is intriguing. I need to know more (Cant decide if more intriguing than venus x mana x her visa lol)
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I would love to know what they talk about together.
Nobu is 100% on roids
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>>1855071He's tagged in some suspicious pics that make me wonder if Alice goes to England when he is on trips with other women.
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Dunno about Nobu but Alice recently got a little house in England. I wonder what made her want to stay there more?
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Life update of Alice. Sure sounds like she and Nobu broke up again, maybe for good? Part 1
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>>1865443Part 2 - what’s her job going to be?
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Interesting. I saw people asking in the comments what’s wrong with her YouTube. I checked and it looks like she removed a few videos. The anniversary videos(s) and vlogs are missing.
No. 1866502
>>1866318That’s not the house
nonny kek
No. 1881054
>>1865443>>1865444She seemed kind of indifferent about living in Japan these days and all her friends spoke English anyway, so I’m not surprised she’s set up a base in the UK. As
>>1878526 says she has plenty of bags to sell, lol. Literally never has to worry about money ever again if she sells her Birkins & Chanels and invests the money in property or whatever, but she might be too accustomed to that kinda lifestyle of material goods and luxury
I like Alice and I wish her well, but the “self-made woman” facade she tried to project all these years got increasingly absurd as she segued from Liz Lisa to Hermes
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Alice removed her YouTube channel
No. 1885917
>>1885914The UK is shit because wages are so low here and everything is dirty and grimey. I think she’s going to find it quite a depressing comedown to go from living such a flashy Tokyo lifestyle full of trips to Michelin star restaurants, fancy shiny new high rise luxury apartments, her sugardaddy buying her Birkin bags and getting lots of attention and fawning from Japanese people for being a blonde white girl dressed in all pink, to living as a literal who in a shitty little semi detached house in England.
>>1878526So he dumped her for getting too old or what?
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She’s back in Tokio now
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Alice gave a long explanation of why she’s leaving japan.
Basically says japan caused her to become materialistic
she lost/misses British values
wants to raise kids with British values
can’t work on her career in japan
Japan is no longer fun
expensive taxes
Etc
Nothing about Nobu
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No more pink!
No. 1893796
>>1892824Funny enough I am the same as you, but a good 15 years ago maybe?
I read various threads about Alice over the years, simply out of curiosity and I was truely fascinated by how different she has become and her life in Japan (though now has ended?), from her very humble beginnings in Lincolnshire.
I don't believe one bit she is closing down her Youtube channel because she wanted more privacy.
Shame her relationship with nobu didn't seem to work out but suggardaddy is obv her best route to sustain a luxurious lifestyle.
Moving back to the UK is obv not her preference (my two pennys worth), she is just a misfit in mainstream British culture. I won't be surprised there will soon be a new YT channel showing her 'new' life in the UK, going to all those posh places in Sloane sq, south ken.
(maleposting, redditspacing, blogging, lack of sage) No. 1894049
>>1893796My hole brother! Lmao
So you were with her while she was at college in Oxfordshire then? She was very sweet and pure back then wasn’t she.
(disgusting scrote) No. 1894553
>>1894049Men are disgusting huh, "
hole brother" I hope she sees this and feels reassured in her decision to leave your nasty ass. Also why are you both still keeping tabs on her?
No. 1894725
>>1894049Agreed with the ladies here, it's disrespectful with what you just said. There is no hard feelings between us and it was such a long time ago.
Not gonna reveal myself too much online but no to your question. But I have to say I understood her well.
Her appearance might have changed but I am pretty sure she is still the same Alice I met many years ago.
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Alice giving a not so subtle hint that she needs her followers to be her sugar daddy now. She still buys crap all the time and is selling her old stuff, so she's slowly getting desperate to fund the neverending shopping and probably her bills too. Her heating bill must be insane given that she posts herself so often in summer outfits in low winter temperatures.
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She has restored some of ber old youtube vids. I would not be surprised if she went thru them first to delete all vids with her sugar daddy in them.
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You’d think after collecting tons of clothes she’d be good a coordinating an outfit what what is this atrocity?
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I wonder when is she gonna get a job. She seems to be selling her pink crap for £30 plus each, including the precious white a gold dior packaging her christmas gifts to herself arrived in.
No. 1961116
>>1961044they sell for quite a bit because no one can just roll into a hermes store and get a birkin on the spot unless you're a celeb or something. Noncelebs, even wealthy ones, have to do a retarded ritual with hermes to build a 'relationship' or 'history' with the store (buy a bunch dumb small shit) and then you can be put onto a waiting list to buy the same overpriced bags that others are trying to get too.
even her birkins were 2nd hand because she nor the ex sugar daddy had a history with hermes so it was just faster to go 2nd hand (plus probably more variety of pink options). But i dunno how rare hers were
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This looks like a £3 set from a poundshop??
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Her style has regressed already so much since leaving Japan. She just posted a haul of selkie polyester garbage and the dresses all make her look like a big baby
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60% of influencers need to understand that owning items in a certain aesthetic is NOT a lifestyle. What you DO with your life is a lifestyle (drinking tea by yourself out of pink teapots isn't a lifestyle) Alice could be wearing a black shirt and jeans and her life would be the same. Don't pretend you have a life because you own things. Actually enrich yourself with good experiences, work and people. Going to the effort to grow and maintain a garden of pink flowers is more of a lifestyle than simply buying your tenth selkie dress. I don't know how she wears these clothes around dogs anyway, my clothes always get stained around family dogs so I wear plain cheap clothes. Her actual lifestyle right now is dog owner with a shopping problem, she needs plain clothes to wear so she doesn't have an excuse to buy her next dress when it gets ruined by the dogs. Maybe the dogs will teach her what matters in life and she can step up her actual lifestyle or at least stop lying about it. The fact she's saying "princess life" when its clearly not proves she's not happy with what it actually is, but doesn't take a genius to work that out anyways. I wish for her to feel better and stop lying.(unsaged sperging)
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oh look she bought the ugly bag lol. Day 9646 of buying pointless repetitive crap in place of an actual hobby or job or friend
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The only time she goes outside is when she is in london. It was honestly suprising to me she moved back to her hometown instead of london. Im giving it 2 yrs max, then shes moving to london.
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She’s selling dirty clothes
No. 1979655
>>1979628kek what´s her vinted anon?
>>1976423She´s only going out in London because it´s the only place she can weird her carnival outfits. I think she probably lives really close to her mother these days, they seem really close and in Japan she mentioned she wants to be closer to them.
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I just wanted to share this picture of Alice kek unedited from her mothers instagram
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>>1979628£50??? Girl, it’s so overpriced! The spot increases the price???
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She bought new bags! And some of them were a steal, only £11. Is she really new all of them? She is a shopaholic, and without SD sponsoring Alice can buy only 2nd hand bags.
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She has already sold all Birkin’s bag.
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She had already sold many Chanel bags in the past and she is trying now to sell more. I don't like the new Alice style, her look is ridicule, she turned 30 and she wears clothes for teenager.
Alice gained weight as well.(not milk)
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With the clothes she wears, she looks even older. It's normal to get older, but dressing like you're 15 instead of 32 makes you look weird, to say the least. At the first Q&A, Alice said she went to Japan as an English teacher, and then started working at an international company (that was an understatement) that had a fabulous schedule that let her go wherever she wanted. In one of his videos he said that he spent time with Nobu on Tuesdays and Wednesdays because he didn't work those days (it was true, those two days he closed his clinic). On weekends she went to his house too, when she worked? Surely Nobu would have hired her in his company so that Alice would have the Japanese visa.(not milk)
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>>1982653My guess is 2015 ish, she got her new nose, and started going expensive holidays.
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She posted this on her story. What do you think she is hinting at? I kinda feel like she’ll color her car pink or something lame like tgat kek
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She stopped buying Chanel because she lost Sugar Daddy sponsorship.
No. 1983491
>>1983464to be fair it´s better to not buy in the boutique anymore because the quality doesn´t match the price tag anymore.
>>1983482I remember that video kek wasn´t she even crying in the Taxi home from the shop?! The girl is so shallow.
No. 1983711
>>1983482Kek I remember that. She was crying in a taxi because she allegedly got emotional about buying Chanel bags but I think there was something else going on
Imagine being the driver
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>>1983996Yeah I watched it and she looked horrible in it. Interesting how she said the dogs are siblings but the girl is a normal size Pom and the brother is a Mini Pom? I found the tail of the girl Pom to be very thin, I wonder if they´re really purebread? If not it´s actually better for the dogs.
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Her lips and teeth looked to weirdly dark here as if she had red wine or somthing before kek
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>>1979656It always feels so refreshing seeing influencers looking like the real people they are for a sec. Harsh filters are like a layer of dust you can't see the actual person through, it also feels like you're looking at a damn changeling. I appreciate that saki posts more natural looking vids/pics occasionally to expose some of the illusion, though probably filters here too, realistically, but still looking more real.
No. 1984520
>>1984429Wow. Just wow. Her make up looks always like a thick layer of cement on her face and yea the commentators are right, there is nothing wrong with a cupids bow!
>>1984498 kek nonna it’s kinda true. I always wondered what issue they’re coping with through all that pink “I like feminine things”
No. 1984539
>>1984429This girl makes me sad like I can feel her insecurities through the screen. She needs to dye her hair back to black because this ashy blonde looks terrible on her. Even some alternative color like pink or blue would look better
>>1984007I would expect her to actually adopt shelter animals after her long excuse for leaving Japan because muh Japan being a materialistic country but she went ahead and purchased these designer dogs. Everything about her current situation point out she had to leave because she was dumped
No. 1984670
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>>1982672She really got her stupid car covered with pink foil
No. 1985693
She has uploaded old photos. I’m sure she hasn’t got any job or friends.
>>1984429I prefer Saki. She has a more “realistic live”, she has a real job, a child and husband. Alice only has tacky clothes and horrible furniture
No. 1986263
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>>1984539Yeah, it's always odd seeing someone style themselves so radically different from their natural selves. If it really is just for fun, then that's cool, but a lot of the time it seems to be out of shame, and it's sad. She posted this story recently on IG. Maybe she feels less insecure than she use to, but when you're larping as a blondie with green eyes, there's still a way to go in feeling comfortable in your own skin, as she says. I wonder if her posting the natural pics are her kinda wishing to just be that way, and be accepted that way. If she kept the pink aesthetic, she'd still have as much of a following no matter what else she did.
No. 1987922
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They’re cute together ngl. I’m glad she’s spending time with somebody and seems to have rekindled an old friendship
No. 1988137
>>1988084I think the waxy texture is from the filters, and the layers of makeup in her usual pics.
>>1988108Ew, I hope for her sake it isn't, they were creepy in that thread.
No. 1990690
>>1990486Kek how embarrassing.
From chanel to cheap china garbage.
She is actually allergic to working lol
No. 1990800
>>1990797I forgot to add japanese fashion to it. The whole lis loza brand is tailored to small, petit young girls. They legit only have one size.
Japanese women look good in those clothes, non japanese not so much because they are genraly bigger than an average japanese person. Alice is feminine, but even she barely fits those clothes with her frame.
(sage your shit) No. 1991024
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She only wears weird outfits for posting on Instagram, in real life Alice uses casual clothes, like jeans or black tops. I'm sure she actually hasn't got a real job. If she wants to become a real influencer, she must upload more video, it takes time and she doesn't look very hard-working.
>>1991021I'm agree, Lilysilk didn’t want to sponsor her anymore, she isn't a classic and elegant lady, she is a botched barbie and the queen of Photoshop.
No. 1991740
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>>1991713Yes! It’s true. She is already selling it. This is the link for her Vinted page.:
https://www.vinted.co.uk/member/152922577She wears clothes without removing the tag.YES, super embarrassing! She still has a lot of staff bought by Nobu and want to sell it because she’s allergic to work.
No. 1992365
>>1991945Lol, damn.
She could get a cushy office job in london working for japanese firm or something. Plus she would be near her fav peggy porshen
No. 1992375
>>1991944I'm agree with you, anon. She's trying to sell everything that was adorable and cute not so many time ago. Alice wants to sell most of garbage that she had meanwhile she lived in Japan. Maybe she doesn't want to wear clothes that Nobu assisted her to buy, but in my opinion, she's just selling it because she so capricious than only wears once the clothes. She hardly ever repeats a coordinate.
>>1990800Yesterday, She posted on Instagram a photo wearing sweatshop clothes from Sugar Thrillz and barely fitted her. Alice thinks that she looks like a million dollars in that ugly-ass coordination. The worst part of her look is the bag, a teapot! This is an abobination. Teapot's bag is a plastic crap, why the hell she bought that? If she doesn't wear Chanel bag because UK is not a safe place to do, she already had nice bags from Furla or Michael Kors, insted using the tacky teapop.
No. 1992480
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>>1992375>>1992458I kek’d too loving tea is 50% of her personality. I have no problem with pink and frilly clothes but she just has a talent for making it look so cheap. The texture and the pattern , the shoes, the purse… it’s exausting
No. 1992647
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Saki comparing what her bags were worth a while back vs now. She was agonising recently about how to make money for her mother's retirement. If she sold most of her bag and shoe collection, she could easily fund 10 years of it and save some cash along the years to pay for the rest. After selling she'd be left with like 2 pink bags and 2 pink shoe pairs instead of 20 of each, oh the sheer horror of it kek. Not to mention her husband will be able to work again when their child is a bit older, so she'll have money coming in then, too. I often see well off people fret about where to get even more cash when it's obviously under their noses.
No. 1992770
>>1992691She looks cheap, Alice wears poor quality clothes now. Her style has regressed a lot since Nobu dumped her.
Cotton dolly posted on Instagram a photo of the teapot lol Who is now the copycat? Cotton dolly posted that s*it before Alice.
I prefer “Alice from Japan” than “Alice from UK”. In Japan she had more mature style and showed us nice places and beautiful clothing. She looked nice. In UK, she only buy tacky plastic garbage. She has a lower budget than in Japan, but everyone can find beautiful clothes in Zara, River Island or Mango, and are cheaper than Sugar Thrills crap. It’s not only the budget, without Nobu, she lost her mind and wears now as she did before going to Japan, damn Alice, has pases more than 10 years and you turned 30, that s^it is for a teenager, not for a woman. I think she is a misfit in the UK.
No. 1992844
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>>1982657She said without filters but She has taken plastic surgery resulting in her looking more like a wax-figure or a doll than a human.
No. 1992931
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I like it when plasticy influencers show a more natural(ish) face, but when they tag it with "Comfy in my skin" etc obviously it's a lie lol. It'd be more believable if they said "yeah I'm insecure and dislike my natural looks so I get procedures to feel better for a bit, this is all smoke and mirrors and you shouldn't pressure yourself to aspire to this"…but lmao they would never. I'm not saying they should have to talk about their looks, but if they choose to and lie about it, it's irksome and insulting to the audience and especially shitty to your much younger audience who eats it up. Very gross they rely on lying to gullible kids for cash. It's why 99% of influencers are just cows, lying is their grift of course, being advertisers
No. 1993030
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Little Princess of Anfu Road will be soon ousted by Alice as the woman of the weirdest outfit in the word. If she had something productive to do, she wouldn't spend her time clowning around.
No. 1993723
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Ok she's just a troll at this point. I went to the loveshackfancy site, and I only managed to find the dressing gown, heart pillow and square pillow, and those 3 items cost her £428 alone. "Little" purchase. Who the fuck drops half a thousand for two pillows and a tiny dressing gown? She needs some serious therapy, even if she were a billionaire this is clearly a mental health issue and it's so selfish to be buying up new crap all the time, fuck knows who had to suffer to make this shit, and it's all gonna be rotting as landfill soon enough. Pointless
No. 1993948
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Alice yesterday uploaded on Vinted a dress from Love Shack Fancy and asking £120.
>>1993726"Japan is a very materialistic country " lol She is the materialistic one, not Japan. She forgets Chanel because she can't afford it without Nobu.
No. 1994132
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She's back to rock bottom shein sponsor. Half a step up from begging on the streets I guess.
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She is a hypocrite. In one of their old videos she said "buy less but buy higher quality items". Damn Alice, sponsoring Shein isn't promote high quality clothes.
>>1994173I suppose her self-esteem is on the floor. From wearing Chanel and had 7 Birkins to use Shein crap.
No. 1994651
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I have a question for you, nonas. Is Alice overuse filters on Instagram or… Is she suffering the consequences of botched surgery? That face scares me.
No. 1994861
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>>1994651A bit of both. She definitely gets lip filler. She seems to have done something to her nose since it's shorter and points up a little. Picrel is about 10 years ago, you can see nose is longer and lips much smaller (image from instagram, shitty quality as it was in a collage with 3 other pics). And she definitely uses filters too as you can see the skin looks too uncanny smooth in most pics.
>>1979656 This pic looks mostly unfiltered, compare with her pics and you can see the difference.
No. 1994862
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>>1994861samefag she definitely *overuses filters, sorry I forgot to specify overuse, you weren't questioning her general use of filters, we all know she uses those kek. And I'm going to give a bonus pic of younger alice for comparison of nose and lips. Plus weird bonus fact that she was apparently a tomboy when she was younger. That's how she justifies her shopping addiction apparently.
No. 1994863
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Another Barbie clone, Lindiess. She has something hideous for sale to fund even more pink purses! She even knows all her bags are the same. Lindie said she has several bags brand new and never used. Who cares how much money someone has to spend on useless crap?
I think she is probably broken up with her husband. She stayed a long time in Denmark, but Lindie returned to Hong Kong and left her son in Aarhus with her mother. It's not very common…
No. 1996587
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Real vs fake
No. 1996745
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>>1996721Lindie makes overpriced tacky bag for continue with her Chanel's addiction.
$888 is too much for a non-branded bad. Lindie gave some of her "fashion creations" to Alice, and Alice sold those crap on Vinted, unused.
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>>1992458She has 2 “teapot bags” lol
She looks very cheap in that picture. What happened with all her Jimmy Choo and Laboutin shoes? She had tons of designer clothes, however she is wearing now polyester garbage.
No. 1997573
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Most of the designer bags she’s got. She kept some SLG and Chanel jewelry probably also because they generally lose worth and aren’t a good investment so it’s best to keep them to flaunt I guess. All Hermès is gone which is I assume how she paid the downpaiment to her house.
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>>1997440She has already sold all her Hermes bag, but she is keeping some Chanel because she couldn’t sell it. She has another Instagram page to sell her beloved Chanel stuff:
https://www.instagram.com/cookiesconsignment/I can’t see designers shoes in her “house tour”. Shoes and fashion jewelry don’t keep their value. Has she sold all her Laboutin? I didn’t see red soles in her shoes and when Alice was living in Japan, has a display full of Laboutin.
No. 1997791
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Alice out lusting after chanel in london again. I don't understand being a brand victim (unless the brand always made clothes that were entirely unique, but chanel doesn't). She went to Peggy Porschen's cafe again of course. If she still lives in Lincoln, as a moid claimed above, then it's approx a 5 hour train journey each time. Pretty crazy for british travel.
No. 1997796
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>>1997791samefag and of course lusting after some chanel bags almost identical to every one that she's ever owned
No. 1997810
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>>1982657She had a nose job in Japan, for sure.
>>1997796Alice can’t afford Chanel anymore. Will she regret leaving Japan? I think come back to Uk was a mistake. She didn’t move to London, it’s too expensive for anyone who hasn’t got any job.
No. 1997828
>>1997818Yes nona, I meant that. Sorry, English is not my mother tongue and I sometimes make mistakes. When Alice lived in Japan, she went to dining michelin and travelled around the world with Nobu. She lives now in a "Cletus' house (from The Simpsons)" in the middle of nowhere. In Japan, she looked exotic, at least. She should have been very popular in Tokyo, however in UK I'm 100% sure she is a misfit. Western people doesn't like her "all pink" style, but Japanese people, specifically men, love that style for a girl, in short, have a good time, not for been her wife.
Before covid-19, I used to travel to Japan each year and I studied abroad one year in Tokyo University when I was studying my degree. It was sad for her that Nobu didn't want to take a simply picture with her or showing her face, he was aware people online figured out who he is. Most of the Japanese men are very traditional and never getting married with a "gaijin".
He paid everything (rent, plastic surgery, designer clothes) , went together to Thailand, Maldives, Greece, London, Ibiza, Miami … However, Nobu didn't want to marry her or got her children's.
No. 1997938
>>1997874I mean I feel like she knew. She did the same thing most sex workers do where they buy a ton of luxury shit that they can sell off later when they inevitably age past 30 and the old men funding them run off to fine a new 19 year old. The problem is that you can't really make that work unless you have some kind of secondary income set up. She seemingly had enough to buy a house back home, which is really good, but the chances of stockpiling enough cash in the form of allowances over ten years to permanently retire is nearly impossible without a ring and an alimony. which she obviously wanted but sex work only benefits men. The point is to be reliant on some man who can just throw you away and anyone who insists sugar baby work can translate into lifelong comfort is lying.
I can't remember her ever doing any actual real work in her time with Nobu, but unless she can marry well or actually become an influencer pretty soon she's gonna have to hit the traditional workforce.
No. 1998372
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>>1998289She's back to rock bottom chinese makeup sponsor. Alice is trying to become an influencer, not building a career.
No. 1998891
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Nonas what do we think about her “perfect base” and especially her fillers? Oh my!
No. 1998896
>>1998325Kek no. I mean, sure, they like
hooking up with white women and having one night stands with them, and they joke with their bros about how gaijin women are slutty and easy and low-maintenance. It’s a novelty. But in the end they almost always settle down with a “nice Japanese girl” that their parents approve of.
No. 1998929
>>1998891I think Alice can look pretty because she has big blue eyes and her skin looks nice. She seems to have a nose job as well. But the Japan saga left her with self esteem issues in my opinion.
She dyed her hair this flat bright blonde for years to stand out amongst the hundreds of other gaijin girls. She needs to get some low lights and dimension back. The lip fillers and face fillers pull down her face, she’s not ugly by any means but it ages her. The big lips emphasize her long face, she should dissolve them and if she really wants to do something she could get less filler on the lips or maybe a lip flip. Her eye makeup looks cute but if she wants to wear pink blush, she has to tone down the lips into a more neutral color.
Again she is not ugly, she just has to gain back some self confidence. But after seeing the fast fashion items and breed dogs, I’m not so sure about if she can do that.
No. 1998937
>>1998893The lip looks horrible. The filler is wayyy to much and her lining it so weirdly just emphasizes it. The bright pink doesn’t help either. I wonder how she’d look in CT Pillow Talk or something more subtle.
>>1998930The brows piss me off so much! The shade of blonde the chooses for her hair as well, she’d benefit from a little cooler matte tone so much more! I feel like she wants to look bimbo comical plastic because she thinks it’s princess or Barbie? But it’s so unflattering for her! The foundation shade is wrong too she’s not that yellow!
No. 1998967
>>1998891Only two words:
Sausage lips.
No. 1998999
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>>1998891She must dissolve lip fillers, they look weird. Aren't her lips symmetrical, are they? Alice looked nicer without fillers.
No. 2000065
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>>1999987Yesterday She was wasting money in tacky decorations. I'm curious, is she doing any work? Nobu and Alice broke up last summer and she sold her Hermes bags to buy the house but it was a year ago. Her YT or Instagram incomes are very low. How she is able to pay all the pink crap?
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Nonas how can she upload these pictures and feel good about them?! These pictures look like an advertisement for a mailorder bride. What drives me crazy are these strange folds next to her mouth, they make her look like a blow up fish and so leathery!
No. 2000341
>>2000065She had 54 designer bags and sold the most part of her collection.
>>2000219This totally nails the Innsmouth look. Lol Alice has got fish mouth!
No. 2000402
>>2000219She looks like a wax-figure.
>>2000065She still buys crap all the time and is selling her old stuff, check her Vinted nona.
No. 2000851
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>>2000417She gets hair extensions, wearing them can damage her natural hair and even cause hair loss.
No. 2001229
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She got her makeup done “professionally “ by a friend. All Charlotte Tilbury so a bit more muted colors. What do you guys think? She definitely looks less crazy but still a bit troonish which is probably due to the plastic lips
No. 2001231
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>>2001229The lips are definitely botched
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>>2001229Honestly kind of sad because she has nice eyes and a decent face shape. The lips need to be dissolved asap, they're very obviously overfilled and lumpy. Her nose isn't even that bad, but she definitely looks too mature compared to the way she dresses. Dark hair and fixing her lips (the app I used clearly lacks the ability to do this kek) would honestly do her wonders.
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>>2001340She got her nose done in Japan which was a mistake. Japanese surgeons have this ideal of a nose where it looks like a ski slope from the side and hooks down slightly like an eagle, with flared nostrils. In Japan they love noses like Ayumi Hamasaki’s, Nicole Richie, and young Calista Flockhart’s: like somewhat eagle-ish noses with a slope and tip that droops downwards slightly at the front. They gave that Japanese plastic surgery addict woman the same nose. A lot of the vkei bandomen who get nose jobs end up with these weird ski slope eagle noses too.
No. 2001593
>>2001229I don't like it, her eyes look small.
The lips are obviously botched; the upper lip is thinner than the lower lip. Lip fillers typically break down over time (6 – 18 months) and the upper lip has already started to dissolve.
No. 2002363
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(This looks like a pic but is a vid). Her posing has always been so grating, what the hell is this?? Imagine not posing properly after a decade of doing it. It's kind of hilarious that making toddler faces is her idea of work, as it is with a lot of these fashion (especially fashion) influencers.
No. 2002691
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>>1966030Alice is already selling the ugly baby dress. She bought it a short time ago.
Alice's Vinted:
https://www.vinted.co.uk/items/4609821944-selkie-sugarfrill-puff-dress-size-m No. 2003020
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I can't decide which one is the ugliest dress.
No. 2003091
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>>2003020>>2003054The tranny costume was the chosen one.
She has probably sold all of the designer goods Nobu assisted her with purchasing.
No. 2003419
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>>2003403Cartier doesn’t keep its value, especially the love bracelets. It’s the same as she kept her Chanel jewelry, it loses value because it’s actually shit quality. No clue about TiffanyCartier doesn’t keep its value, especially the love bracelets. It’s the same as she kept her Chanel jewelry, it loses value because it’s actually shit quality. No clue about Tiffany but I wonder if she kept the expensive watch (Boucheron?) and pink “promise” ring she had. but I wonder if she kept the expensive watch (picrel - prices range from 18k to 35 k) and pink “promise” ring she had (also picrel)
No. 2003649
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>>1999987she bought that crap
No. 2003656
>>2002821Freddie is a little bratty but not a cow. She does the typical highstreet hauls so don't think she's a full chanel clone either.
Her friend Josie is a little the same (claims she's not from generational wealth but her and her husbands parents seem very well off) but I'd say it's more a symptom of just having money and a small circle of like minded friends than being cows.
No. 2005780
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So this is all makeup? Fucking dire
No. 2005866
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Jesus this woman can't decorate for shit. She thinks if it's pink and flowery, then it'll match. Actual toddler. She zooms in on her creased af sheets after this, if I were an influencer I'd at least put in the effort to iron them if I'm gonna post online, since influencing is her job. But she's allergic to effort, she can't even do that lol.
No. 2005873
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Did you notice her weird under eye area? It looks like her cheek filler are to voluminous and pushed up. Anyways all I hear in her new video is plastic plastic plastic
No. 2005884
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I cannot stand falseness. She said "I bought…" however it's a collaboration. She didn't buy anything. Alice made a video about Teddy Blake (Teddy Blake is fabulous, great quality, bla bla bla) and later sold the bag. In two weeks, this new crap will be post on her Vinted page.
No. 2006428
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>>2005884Girl is looking more and more like a manic outdated wedding cake all the time, so horribly garish. I feel like she was starting to get a good balance with her style around 2018-2020 like picrel, she looked elegant and pretty. Way back in like 2014, she was OTT, and now, she's gone back to OTT. It's like she's reverted to her pre Japan self rather than moving forward. Wherever her style goes, I think that godawful yellow bleach hair is here to stay no matter what.
No. 2006431
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Also I thought this post from 2022 was funny: she talks about independence and being a girl boss yet she's since sold a ton of her old items from Nobu to pay for all her new shit lol stay deluded, sugar babies and boss babes
No. 2006726
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I'm not one to believe in an age limit for fun but there's definitely an age limit to this influencer cringe shit being your job when you're 33 or however old she is. England is in the pits and this is her contribution to her country when she's perfectly capable of working a normal job kek pathetic
No. 2006728
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>>2006599I combed through the older threads anon and I can't find any evidence of alice being a hostess and no evidence on IG either, it's always been rumours with no proof. She claimed to be an english teacher in her early days in japan and you can see on her IG years ago she also did modeling too, but that's it for the evidence
No. 2006741
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>>2006717Her style is old fashioned
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>>2006717Yes nonna, I couldn’t find any job in her plans.
I can't remember her ever doing any actual real work in her time with Nobu. Is she doing something now?
No. 2007321
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>>2007307I'm wondering if she was actually getting bored of doing nothing in Japan and this is the reason why she come back to her hometown.
No. 2007802
>>2006763Tell me you are jealous without tellimg me you are jealous lol
People of all ages are allowed to do any work they want, if it isnt illegal. Last time i checked influencing is legal.
(whiteknighting) No. 2008504
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Whats up with this breasts gap? O am confused at how this happens, since she got implants? Shouldnt her boobs be fuller rather than 'longer'?
No. 2008517
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Alice without makeup
No. 2008525
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>>2008517She needs to stop drinking tea asap
No. 2008528
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She looked a lot nicer without all those botched plastic surgeries
No. 2008553
>>2008539You can't delete posts on lolcow after 30 minutes, but it's doubtful anyone would recognise you from that tiny image.
To answer the boobs question, implants drop after a few years, so large implants can end up sagging or hanging a bit lower.
No. 2008653
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>>2006599Did she work as model in Japan? It is more plausible that she has been met Nobu in one of her photoshoot sessions and not as she told us in YT.
No. 2008728
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>>2001340It's amazing how much better she would potentially look without the bleached hair and fillers. She's actually really beautiful without all that garbage.
No. 2008738
>>2008728This is a bit too dark for her i think? Her natural colour looks like it is dark blond. But i agree, still better than the piss blond.
Shame she did not start doing her make up the new way
No. 2009051
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>>2008728Ever since she’s in the UK her styling has regressed so much. She used to look so much better and less troon ish even with plain open hair. Her uk hairdresser is clearly crap. Also she’s wearing much more make up which makes her look crazy.
No. 2010005
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Omg lilac Alice?! I think you’re going to far lilac is obviously soooo different than pink and it’s a completely new look on youuuu
No. 2013010
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She’s fishing for a new sugar daddy I guess. Nothing about this shiny plastic dress is classic Alice.
No. 2013314
>>2013010When I saw her new reel, I thought the same as you Anon.
She didn't do a stroke of work in a long time so if she wants to continue with her “princess pink life”, obviously she needs a new Sugar daddy.
No. 2013619
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She made a mistake, it wasn’t “Luxe city girl” era, it was “Sugar baby” era.
No. 2013691
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>>1994132Alice is already selling the crap Shein sent her.
No. 2013694
>>2013619We just talked a few post before about this and suddenly she commented, how funny
But is true she looks so much better w a more mature look and not the kindergarten pompom flower dresses that she is obsessed to buy and the ugly cheap flashy pink sets she buy. You dont really need that much money to dress like that, basic zara/river island she can get a more mature and pink look
No. 2015234
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Why did she buy so small clothes? Self-portrait sizes run from XS up to L. She’s probably a M size, however she always wears S.
No. 2015433
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Who wears make-up while working out?
Alice’s fishing for a new sugar daddy.
No. 2015469
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>>2015433Kek
nonny you beat me to it. What is with this granny room?! Makes me wonder why she priorities loading her bedroom full of Loveshackfancy shit and this room is all brown and beige?! Honestly I’m surprised she’s posting this. It’s so obvious she’s trying to show off her body to attract a new daddy.
No. 2018825
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She has spent a lot of money on Self-Portrait clothes recently. How she can afford it? It's obvious Alice doesn't work. Has she a new sugar daddy, hasn't she? Nobu dumped her long time ago. I'm curious how that lazy bones pays her bills.
She's selling on Vinted all the garbage that Shein sent to her.
No. 2018842
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She admitted to have plastic surgery
No. 2019039
>>2018842Which video is this from? The flower knows? Good she’s admitting it though.
>>2018825I think either Vinted sales or maybe her mother gives her some cash.
No. 2019054
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>>2019039Alice admitted more procedures, she has fillers in lips and cheeks.
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I am sorry, but what is that? A set from PRIMARK selling it for 26 pounds is just crazy. She is just selling everything even more expensive than the retail price. She is insane.
No. 2019427
>>2019358Alice thinks she is one of the Kardashians and can do it lol. She almost always sells on Vited even more expensive tha retail price and sometimes she's selling clothes with tare.
>>2019054But she won`t admitt she was the main wh*re of a Japanese rich old man.
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>>2019358Omg she is selling an ugly skirt that she accidentally burnt it when ironing for £70. Bizarre.
No. 2019560
>>2019358Wtf is she fir real? The pieces can’t cost more that 10£ together right? The thing is though who buys that overcharged rubbish from her? Surely people are just out for the brand stuff she has.
>>2018825>How she can afford it? It's obvious Alice doesn't work.She recently sold a Chanel Card holder on her insta story that’s probably around 600£?
No. 2019714
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>>2019604She wants to continue the neet life.
Her life sucks dick because she has no purpose, no self-esteem, and generally has nothing worth doing 24/7.
No. 2020546
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>>2020302Who only wears something once and never touch it again? Alice has shopping addiction.
No. 2020584
>>2020312I'm pretty sure she reads this thread because when I posted about her Instagram page (
>>1997612 ) for selling luxury goods, she made her Instagram account private.
I prefer the style she had with Nobu. Sugar Thrillz and Silkie are only polyester garbage.
No. 2020606
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>>2020546Alice is actively contributing to the world being filled to the brim with clothes that never get worn. It’s not very classy or princessy to pollute nature and contribute our planet turning to garbage.
No. 2021472
>>2021141I follow Australian, American and Japanese stripper / sex worker / sugar baby drama and sometime around their 30’s a lot of these girls realize this sort of lifestyle won’t last forever. A lot of them find a way to turn around their life by getting education or other skills, getting married, even the most depressing ones surprised me by resetting their life and getting rid of unhealthy or
toxic habits. No matter how much money they make if they have addictions or mental health issues like BPD, Bipolar disorder or ADHD (which are common amongst sex workers) serving a moid sexually will only exacerbate that further. It’s like quicksand that pulls them down the more they move.
Alice is one of the few ones who doesn’t realize selling one single Chanel bag and investing the money in therapy would literally save her life. She needs help, I wonder why her family hasn’t intervened yet
No. 2022304
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Japan is a materialistic country lol
>>2021472She spent all day in luxury shops as she did before with Nobu. She needs therapy.
No. 2023298
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>>2021141She discarded Selkie dresses that make her look like a big baby. Why did she buy all that Selkie's polyester garbage? I did not see her wearing that dresses.
No. 2023415
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>>2023344She is currently selling on Vinted the most part of clothes that she bought some months ago. Alice bought new pieces from Self-portrait and she’s trying to sell all bad quality clothes that she acquired on winter sales.
No. 2023423
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Holy shit the Cardigan alone in 450 bucks? I have never heard of this brand but apparently they sell „ready to wear“ implying they also have runway pieces? Alice it’s just marketing
No. 2023437
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Alice is now on holiday in Ibiza with her family. Not more fancy vacations in Maldives or Thailand lol.
I am very worried about the designer dogs. Who will walk them?
>>2023423I've heard about this brand because Lindiess bought dresses from Self-Portrait and made a YT video about it. S-P is quite expensive, not as Chanel or Louis Vuitton, but it's more expensive than Sandro or Maje.
She bought a lot of new clothes so I guess she probably spent over £2 000 in clothes in two weeks or less.
No. 2023591
>>2022304I always thought those Lady Dior bags (bottom right) look so cheap.
There was also a video I saw recently about how so many of these bags are made with slave labor and cost ~$60 to make and are upsold in the thousands
No. 2023633
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>>2023617Carrying a designer handbag is seen as a status symbol and nothing else.
Morgan (the girl of Hèrmes bag) bought a Chanel bag from Alice. If I had the money to buy a Chanel bag, I would buy directly from the boutique, not from Alice, she overcharges all her crap.
No. 2023710
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>>2020302Could be. To me, her style often seemed to reflect where her mental health was. The worse it is, the frillier and more dramatic the outfits, the healthier it is, the more neat and classy; the latter style was seen more in most of her relationship with nobu + most of her time in japan which she presented to enjoy greatly, the former suddenly popped up a lot around 2020 onwards (picrel) when the relationship was closer to the end and she was missing her family and home country. Maybe she's feeling better lately or faking it till she makes it. Or maybe I'm flat wrong lol. Either way I hope things pick up for her again or already have, whatever the style choice
No. 2023855
>>2023710>The worse it is, the frillier and more dramatic the outfits, the healthier it is, the more neat and classy; the latter style was seen more in most of her relationship with nobu + most of her time in japan which she presented to enjoy greatlyI honestly think that while her sugar daddy wanted to have a young blonde thing, he also didn't want his family/friends/business partners to think too lowly of him, so he had her dress more muted, while the pink and overly frilly style is the one she personally likes the most, so she immediately started dressing like that again after he tossed her aside.
I still can't help but feel sorry for her, even the most confident and mentally stable woman would end up disturbed by her husband getting rid of her as soon as she "hit the wall" at her 30th birthday. Considering that she's doing surprisingly fine.
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>>2023855I don't feel sorry for her, Alice's a prostitute who had a sugar-daddy's relationship with an old Japanese men for designer bags.
Alice stayed in Japan for 9 years and never had an actual job. She had a shopping service and a Youtube channel as a cover for their income and She has done a lot of bad plastic surgery, she ruined her face with fillers (pillow face
>>1994651). Her sugar daddy was paying the rent and all her pink crap.
Alice has a bachelor’s degree in Japanese Studies, she has enough skills to work, but she prefers to do nothing.
She's a disgusting person.
No. 2024179
>>2024050Alice seems really sweet on the surface but I get the impression that she could be genuinely cluster B, I don't think that she's borderline, but she definitely displays histrionic traits and she's quite possibly a vulnerable narcissist. I read through the whole thread and I'm convinced that this is the case. The rage she feels when someone else apparently 'copied her' when in reality, she's an influencer and that's kind of how being an influencer works, they influence and start trends. She had the audacity to call out another content creator who was obviously very inspired by her and she blocked her. She automatically saw the other content creator as competition as opposed to being flattered and seeing it as a mark of success that someone else wants to be like her. All trends start from people 'copying' some kind of celebrity.
She's extremely vapid and image obsessed. Her whole personality is about consumption and the image she projects due to her consumption.
She shows shallow and constant displays of intense emotion, crying when she sees Mary Poppins, crying in the car over her interaction with a Chanel SA, constantly gushing about how wonderful everything and everyone is, but when the mask slips it really slips and she does her best to keep up appearances and hide that side of herself from people.
She lives for the male gaze. Generally anyone who gets breast implants to fix normal looking breasts has some sort of problem. She had very average looking breasts before, she didn't have a deformity, she didn't even have breasts that people would mock for being 'saggy'. They were just your standard perky B cups. But no, she just had to be a DD, she couldn't have normal boobs that are still fairly conventionally attractive, she just has to be exceptional and she has to stand out and make herself look as pornographic as possible.
She projects this image of a sweet, innocent, virginal, private girl who behaves like she went to finishing school when in reality she's an empty vessel trying to fill herself with vapid nonsense and trying to quietly stand out.
No. 2024560
>>2024179You hot the nail pn the head.
Ahe tries so hard to be everyone's favourite sweetheart, it goes really cringey most of the time. Whenever she describes somwthing as wonderful and adorable and is seemingly super happy over somwthing pink, her exlression and tone barely change. I find this creepy as hell. Like why is she faking so much? Bc she know deep dpwn she a first class B. And she tries to cover that with her overt sweetness.
No. 2024736
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>>2024560Alice is not a pretty good person. She made a new friend, Sophie (
https://www.instagram.com/xosophiebethanyrose/) and I feel sorry for her, Alice always despises Sophie, let's me explain why:
Katsumicos came to UK from Germany to visit Alice. They went to Japanese restaurant, shopping, etc. This isn't strange though, Sophie went with those two bitches, took all pictures and she was ignored because she is not a botched barbie like the others. Alice uploaded a ton of content with Katsumicos but nothing with poor Sophie.
Katsumicos is known in my country because she tried to extort money from "Dallas review". He drawed a picture and she asked for credits and money.
Katsumicos also has a wish list on Amazon for you to buy things for her, so that her sugar daddy can be her followers.
Sophie must open her eyes and kick in the ass Alice. She only sees Sophie as a fan and a way to meet new friends, because Sophie is not hot enough to be part of her group of botched princess.
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Something I have observed. Why do the vast majority of white women who are obsessed with Japan and Korea have horse/llama face physionogomy? Alice is no exception. It's as if they think they will be worshipped over there by asian scrotes just because they are skinny despite having the most busted face imaginable. They are the female equivalent of a passport bro.
No. 2025031
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Alice is drunk
No. 2025043
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>>2015469Alice thinks she's hot but I only see a fat saggy ass.
No. 2025050
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>>2025043The back is nothing to show off kek
>>2024972Reminds me if MissNeko who has a major man face/horse face kek I guess it’s a weeb cope, they think they might be pretty in another country
No. 2025064
If she wants to attract a new daddy, Alice has to work out a lot. She's not obese but she's not hot either.
She hasn't worked for a while and I guess her bank saving are dwindling. A new income is needed in order to continue with her shopping addiction or she will soon become a beggar.
>>2024953 Who's gonna buy her chinese makeup from Vinted?
>>2021472Her mother can help her but she isn't going to spend her money to satisfy her lazy daughter's every whim.
No. 2025096
>>2025043Ehhhh she has a nice body anon. Say what ever you want about her personality and life choices, but it’s obvious she works out, and has a nice hip to waist ratio with defined abs. She has a better body than 90% of British women.
I actually have an ex friend who is much much older with an actually saggy body and she made bank with her Japanese sugar daddy. She was extremely narcissistic with cluster B traits tho. Thought every single men on earth were in love with her and she categorized people depending on their looks and finances. I had to cut her off immediately as soon as she revealed her true colors. She’s 45 now and still posts thirst traps on instagram kek
No. 2025102
>>2025096>Defined absShe literally has roles and her belly looks soft and flabby. I don't see any abs.
>Nice waist to hip ratioHer ass looks all soft and lumpy. She looks like she's been eating custard creams and drinking coctails, not doing squats.
>Her body is better than 90% of British women90% of British women aren't desperate wannabes who parade their bodies on the internet and aren't prostitutes. Who cares what they look like? They aren't in a position to be judged. We are judging Alice because she wants to be an uwu waifu gaijin British tea drinking Barbie.
No. 2025103
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>>2022304She definitely needs to put down the custard creams if she wants to land another rich old pervert.
No. 2025105
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>>2025096>>2025102She probably took this pic before eating hence the waist but you can see the pouch on her belly and then her butt squishing out behind. Her legs are also borderline stumpy.
On the other hand I found it really mean of her to show off her sisters/friends in the video with squished bellies and doing stupid dances in a bikini. I wonder if she asked for consent of them to post that. She’s such a snake.
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>>2024953Omg, she is selling all the makeup that Flower Knows sent her last month. That’s really shameless of her.
No. 2025129
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>>2025096Nice body? Really?
She has ruined her face with fillers, she looks like a wax figure
No. 2025136
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>>2025102She's fishing for a new sugar daddy. I agree with you Anon, she parades her body on Instagram.
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>>2025043The skin on her shoulders is wrinkling like it's sun damaged. She said herself that she needs to top up her tattoos every now and then because they frequently get sunburnt. She doesn't even wear sunscreen or worry about skin cancer.
No. 2025473
>>2025100Zero days since a perfectly normal female body gets nitpicked to shreds on snow. No I’m not a wk, I think she has other issues but her body is not one of them.
>>2025102Anachan tier standards for women
>>2025255>> her flabby gut, wobbly ass, stumpy thighs and back rolls Kek when she goes to therapy for her shopping addiction maybe she can give you all the contact info for her therapist because, again, her body is fine. Snow nonnas are nitpicky af and some of y’all aren’t girls’ girls obviously
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>>2025473Anon, you're friends with Alice, aren't you?
She's not fat, but she's not a model either. The key is that she thinks she has a Barbie body, and she doesn't. Her body is normal, not hot.
The problem is that Alice thinks she's a princess, that she has model measurements and that she's a self-made woman, when she is nothing more than a prostitute.
In one of her Instagram post said she never expected to stay in Japan so long. She never imagined she met an old Japanese man who paid her useless crap, Alice probably thought stay in Japan for one year (holidays visa), because she's allergic to work, but she met Nobu and things changed.
She stayed in Japan until Nobu dumped her. If you check her Instagram, she came to the UK last year just for the summer and bought the same Chanel bag she had had over and over again. If she knew she was going to break up with Nobu, she didn't buy the bag.
Nobu dumped her because she became too demanding. Her former sugar daddy is a CEO of a pharma, not only a gynecologist.
No. 2025632
>>2025473If you are going to complain about this you are on the wrong website and don't understand board culture. No one would make fun of a regular woman who looked like any of the cows here just living their lives. Not all of us have perfect bodies, either. Stop whitekniting. The point is Alice thinks she's better than everyone else and she's a prostitute and an attention whore.
We are not picking on YOU anon. No one here cares if you look like a fridge or a dumpy pear.
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>>2024163Yes, He is a pervert, but Alice is not better than him. She sold her body for a Chanel’s bag
No. 2025897
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>>2025792He's giving me Jimmy Saville vibes in his jewelry and glasses which just adds to the horror of the situation. This creep has his hand up women's vaginas day in day out. Imagine him treating your grandma's cancer.
Pervert physionogomy
No. 2026045
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Her photoshpping is insane but we know her real face
No. 2026051
>>2026045Topkek
nonny. This bitch couldn’t even iron her 5£ landfill dress. How is she shooping so much but leaves her nasolabial folds and weird lines by her mouth?
No. 2026089
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>>2026051>>2026082Typical requirements for a Sugar Baby include wearing clean and ironed clothes and having a neat hairstyle.
Did she think the grandma cardigan looked sexy, didn’t she? kek. She must walk dogs and not eat more custard creams.
No. 2026208
>>2026045>>2026051Not ironed wrinkled clothes are rather bad, it designates you to be a slouchy lazy person. Alice never did housework before, she must start ironing her clothes and spend less time in photoshopping her Instagram's posts.
>>2026145The cardigan she's wearing runs small, she can barely close it.
No. 2026217
>>2026052Anon careful there don’t forget this is snow, if you don’t nitpick every inch of her body you might be accused of white knighting!
>>2025632lolcow is the only place a woman can log in anonymously from the prying eyes of porn sick men only to find out there are women who are judging other women the same way. Congrats you are no different than a moid. You snownonnas turn every thread into a Shayna thread.
No. 2026292
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>>2026217Oh anon stop playing dumb we’re not just criticizing her out of boredom. It’s Alice who thinks she looks like a Victoria Secret Angel but in reality she looks chubby and flubby. She posted a workout video as „proof“ she works out but you can clearly see it was the first and last time she did because she’s a liar. I’m sure other anons remember her saying multiple times in the past that she has a terrible diet and mostly eats sweets. She’s lazy and histrionic af and just tries to lie her way through. Picrel is from 2022 when she was still in JP and ate less because of her ex daddy
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What is this on her foot? I think it's supposed to be a tattoo of a rose but it looks like raw bacon or a horrific scar. If she didn't have other rose tattoos I would think it was an injury.
No. 2026607
>>2026217Nonna, I'm going to remind you why we don't like Alice:
She thinks she looks like a Victoria Secret Angel but in reality she looks like a "White chicks" sister.
Alice thinks she's better than everyone else.
She told a story that she is a self-made woman but she's a prostitute. In one of her videos told she had 3 jobs. Nonna, check her agenda
>>2007307, she only wrote nails appointments and dinner out at fancy restaurants with Nobu. It was impossible that she had 3 jobs, Alice only had one and was "full-time sugar baby".
She's a liar. Alice explained mains reasons to leave Japan and one was that "Japan is a very materialistic country". Wtf? She is the materialistic one! She used to go with her former sugar daddy to Chanel and LV boutiques at least, once per week.
Last year she came back to the UK only for summer, however she remains there because Nobu dumped her and it was impossible to remain in Japan without Nobu. Her sugar daddy paid her rent and all her crap. If she had wanted to continue living in Japan, she would have to work. Alice’s been out of work for 10 years!! She's allergic to apply for a job.
She always denies (until her last video) all her cosmetics procedures. She had, at least, boob job, fillers, nose job… and who knows what else. Alice has body and face dysmorphia. She's a conceited.
He collaborated with many brands to earn some money. This is not bad, however she said in her video that everything is wonderful and 2 or 3 weeks later, she uploads on Vinted all makeup or clothes that brands sent to her. Do you remember "Shop romantic, shop Shein"? You can buy all garbage that Shein sent to her on Alice's Vinted page. She never wore that shit.
She's an attention whore. Why she hasn't got any friend? She wants male gaze all the time. She's a bitch that only wants money to burn in Chanel.
I could give you more reason why Alice is not my favorite "influencer" if you want.
Nonnas, English is not my mother tongue, please be kind if I made some mistakes when I explained why I don't like Alice.
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Who has written this?
No. 2027433
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She says she doesn’t want to leave the house unless she has to, that’s because she’s lazy and doesn’t want to work. Only going out to live her fantasy princess life.
I’m also surprised she has dogs as she once she said she wishes she could but she’s allergic…but then went to a shiba cafe then gets two dogs when she moved to the UK. She’s full of lies.
No. 2027485
>>2027433I can’t stand Alice. She’s a liar and a lazy person. Sometimes I think about how much money Nobu spent on her. How has Alice been able to afford a house and live in the UK for over a year without lifting a finger?
Without makeup she is ugly and she is not a good person. I feel sorry for her dogs, one day she will abandon them because they bother her.
No. 2027616
>>2027566Nobu dumped her last summer because she became too demanding, I guess. She wanted to stay 50% of the time in Japan and 50% in UK.
It's most likely that Nobu got tired of her. Alice wanted to spend half of her time in the UK but still have Nobu pay as if she were living in Japan, and even though Nobu isn't exactly my favorite person, it's understandable that he said no. In one of her Instagram stories, Alice wrote that she could go back to Japan whenever she wanted. Well, I can also go to Japan whenever I want if I pay for it myself. She's so brazen that she wanted to keep getting Nobu's support while living in the UK. If you're a "sugar baby," you should at least go out to eat with him, travel together, and so on. How can he keep paying for her whims? Nobu isn't stupid. Nobu could have spent nearly a million dollars on her over the nine years they were together—between designer handbags, trips, nine years of paying her rent and a salary, and cosmetic surgeries.
I just hope life gives Alice what she deserves—a good kick in her enormous ass.
By the way, Alice just posted a photo on Instagram (heavily edited as usual) showing everything. Even though she got a lot of money from Nobu, in a few years she'll either have to work or find another old man to support her.
No. 2027802
>>2027616Dont think thats the reason.
More like other anon said, she wanted wedding, house and kids and he didnt. It is not a coincidence when a man in his 50s is single and kidsfree. It is a choice.
No. 2028404
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She looks so old here. If someone told me she was 45 I would believe them. The ham pink color is awful on her. She looks like a histrionic middle aged mom trying to seduce her son's friends.
No. 2028405
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It's so funny how the woman hanging out with her is just standing normally but Alice has to pose to try and look smol.
No. 2028407
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The most beautiful collection but she's selling the Chinese makeup on Vinted. She is completely shameless and full of lies.
Nonas, don't use her code.
No. 2029301
>>2029256When Alice becomes obsessed with a brand, she buys everything, it doesn't matter if it's the same dress in 5 different colors.
She is a shopaholic. Does her family not help her?She needs therapy.
No. 2030215
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She looks cheap
No. 2030217
>>2030215Look at her retarded face kek. I think she has nothing to do and she's wasting her time in editing her photos to upload on Instagram.
>>2028475Her lips are 100% Lincolnshire sausages lol
No. 2031017
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Alice still thinks she’s a princess.
She forgets the “luxe city girl” and wears again “ugly baby dresses”. She isn’t a princess, she’s disgusting woman.
No. 2031223
>>2031017This image looks like one of Shay's porky charcuterie boards.
Vile
No. 2031298
>>2031017All these mismatching pinks and whites!! Some pinks are more warm and she mixes it with cool toned pink , same with the white. How can’t she fucking see that??
>>2031223 kek it really looks like a bunch of ham when you squint
No. 2031439
>>2031017Does she seriously think she's a princess? This woman is ridiculous. Alice needs a reality check and some goals in her life. At least when she was with Nobu, she had something to do—like getting dressed up to go out to dinner or on vacation with him. Now she lives in the middle of nowhere, and it takes her forever to get anywhere, so she hardly ever leaves her house—or so she says. She doesn’t do anything, barely creates content on social media, so she’s not making much money from that. What she makes from selling on Vinted isn’t even enough to buy one of the new outfits she got from Self-Porter. I just don’t get this woman.
I showed my mom, who’s 75 and has been working since she was 16, a couple of her videos, and she literally said: “She’s dumb, looks like a Barbie doll, all she does is act silly and say ‘uwu, pinku.’ I don’t get how you watch that.”
I told my mom that Alice has a university degree, and she didn’t believe it, but it's true. Alice studied Japanese, even though all she seems to know how to say is "pinku" and "kawaii." My mom’s right—we should just unfollow her on social media. I already stopped following her. She’s nothing but an attention whore, desperate for people to look at her, but she doesn’t realize they’re looking for the wrong reasons. I don’t even feel sorry for her anymore, she just disgusts me. Dating a man twice your age? That’s fine. But having him pay for everything, even your rent? That’s not being his partner, that’s being his whore.
No. 2031661
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>>2031514She posted on Instagram about her business idea, but only once. As you said before, if the bitch has to work, she won’t do it.
She designed a pair of shoes but as Alice is tasteless, nobody wears that ugly creation.
No. 2031990
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>>2031661This page is what I think she’s working on.
Family owned?!?
The self titled princess slaving off her fam members.
No. 2032078
>>2031990Alice has always said in her videos that she wanted to have her own business. Maybe she thought that one day Nobu would leave her and she would be left with nothing. Can you imagine her looking for a job? Over 30 years old with almost no work experience, she would be rejected everywhere, although we know she would never actually try to apply for a job.
Can you imagine the outfit she’d choose for a job interview? It could be the self titled worn-out princess look or the "I'm looking for a new sugar daddy" showing off her tits.
If the project goes ahead, which I highly doubt because this lazy person hasn't lifted a finger since 2015, she'll have to deal with people coming to see her products, touching them, and not buying anything. I wonder what kind of "unhappy face" she'll make, although with all the fillers in her face, I doubt she can even frown.
No. 2032186
>>2032078Just because she wants to be a princess, there's nothing wrong with that but she has to realize that no one else is going to do the work for her. It's her who has to build from the bottom and go from there. At this point we never know what kind of boutique she's preparing to open, we will find out sooner or never.
(It also seems like she wants a perfect beginning but she will never get anywhere until she starts anything at this point.)
She needs to know that it requires so much more then just looking pretty and pinku pinku.
We can't blame or change the fact that both Nobu and Alice were indeed in love. Love is love. Irregardless of how they met or the terms and conditions of a sugardaddy & sugarbaby relationship.
She had so much more opportunity whilst she was in Japan to make so much content e.g living as a lolita for a day (going to angelic pretty or whatever to rent the full set of outfit), going to pink cafes and pink spots (Japan has so many cute and pretty spots) trying pink Japanese snacks (asmr/taste test). Just because She's a princess doesn't mean her followers and viewers are her maids or slaves whom will be around forever. Wake the fuck up. If she wants to keep them kiss asses and bring in more subscribers or followers she has to be constant. Bitch honestly missed her chance to really grow her followings and what not. Influencers don't get many chances to grow their page/channel. Either go big or just be a meh ish.
She's the definition of wishy washy,
No. 2032211
>>2032078Alice is definitely not suffering money wise.
She bought numerous sets from self portrait and all of those sets are on sale mostly up to 50% off or less.
She got rid of all her birkins and many designer items, + all lil or big profits from her closet sale page and vinted (seems like it)
Recently she did a closet clean out,yet she still has so much stuff. All those shoes packed makes me sick.
It's also strange that her home is very gold and beige except her bedroom, if it was self bought home it would have been all pink just like her Tokyo apartment.(She mentioned in one of her deleted vlog where Nobus picks out her outfits, said that nobu doesn't spend much time there. Comes to a conclusion that they probably was going to live in England together and he also bought the home.
Maybe they had arguments about how Alice wants an all pink house.The dogs colors choices also seems like Nobu had a say to it the dark caca one bc he tans like a caca. The yellow gold interior makes her look more red and yellow in all her posts. Alice better watch out and take care of her skin….. her mom's skintone looks yeah… skin cancer????
No. 2032228
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She nuked her instagram account but I could find this one. Her mother follows it and some of her friends so I’m sure it’s her.
No. 2034095
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Did she say work? I can’t believe it lol
No. 2034637
She is looking for a shopping service in japan lol
Leaving japan: this country made me so materialistic buuhhhhh
In the uk: buying chinese crap nonstop and now will also go back to japanese stuff
Just so dumb
(https://lolcow.farm/info) No. 2035055
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>>2034612She uploaded a new history post on her Instagram page.
No. 2035983
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She looks cheap
No. 2037224
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I'm wandering why Alice always uploads this kind of pictures on Instagram. She might need a new daddy and is flaunting her sexuality to get it.
No. 2037231
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>>2037224She edited her body to look significantly skinnier.
No. 2037389
>>2037231She also shopped around in her face to look like a plastic doll kek. Her nasolabial folds always drive me crazy.
>>2037224She should post her pics in the bimbo fetish reddit maybe she’ll have luck there. What normal man likes this cheap pink fluffy polyester stuff?
No. 2040868
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Who is going to buy her overpriced clothes?
I’m sure she copied Selkie style.
No. 2041304
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>>2040868My guess it’s going to look like amyjanelondon. I don’t expect much creativity from her especially when her sketches are just Liz Lisa copies
>>2031661 No. 2044260
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>Coming soon
Isn’t autumn a really wrong time to launch something so floral and pink? Not everyone wears pink 24/7 like Alice. Who’s buying florals when xmas is around the corner?
No. 2044918
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The knee-high socks don’t really go well with the rest of the outfit.
No. 2046351
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More crap to sell on Vinted
No. 2047350
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Japan made me so materialistic… The only thing that has changed since she lives in the UK is the budget.
She needs to get therapy for her shopping addiction.
No. 2047358
>>2047350None of the clothes are appropriate for a woman over 30 y.o.
She isn’t fat but those skirts are so short that she is going to show her ass when she’s wearing that.
I really hate her new bags. She still has some of her Chanel bags with her in England, why buying more ugly bags? England is not as safe as Japan, but she has Michael Kors and Marc Jacobs bags, she doesn’t need to buy that shit.
No. 2047659
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Alice's looking rough.
The wig is awful on her and she's dressed like a toddler, it's really jarring in combination with her aged appearance. She looks like a histrionic middle aged trying to look like a baby of 19th century.
She is wearing all Liz Lisa clothes that she bought before live in Japan. Dam, Liz Lisa's floral dresses are for teenager or young adults, not for a 34 years old woman. She didn't mature at all.
No. 2049278
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Alice is trying on her Halloween costume, the Annabelle doll.
No. 2049883
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Launch will be mit November
No. 2051139
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Looking like a troon and her jacket is a size too small.
No. 2051171
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I know when she made the Selkie video won’t wear that shit. Alice looked like a ugly baby.
No. 2051185
>>2051139She always wears S size, doesn't matter if the jackets is about to explode, wearing a M size is not cool for a Barbie clone.
>>2051141She continues single because she wears outrageous outfits all the time and doesn't post on Instagram photos of fancy restaurant or wearing Chanel bags. If she had a new sugar daddy, Alice would be constantly taking pictures of her outfit. She's an attention whore.
No. 2051468
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Does the self-titled princess think she’s Virginie Viard?
Nonas, look at her eyes, she has huge dark circles.
No. 2053567
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Congrats to creating a Liz Lisa rip off for western customers? The thing that really bugs me is the wonky seams? They’re don’t look even to the lace band and are almost rolling in?
No. 2055076
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Opening November 15th
It’s a Liz Lisa copy
No. 2056453
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I’m sure she’ll sell her crap for a fortune. Alice thinks we’re all Nobu and we’ll buy her overpriced shit that she copied from Liz lisa.
No. 2060691
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>>2053567Unfortunate as that looks, I've seen worse.
No. 2061376
>>2053862It's what it is. Egoistic/vague/materialistic/narcissists met and had a relationship.
They are both probably realizing now that what they had was the best they could get/have!
(sage your shit) No. 2061607
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Who is going to buy this ridiculous dress?
Alice dresses so oddly that he is the laughing stock of everyone. I understood Nobu’s decision of dumped her..
No. 2061617
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>>2061607The price of that atrocity is £150. So overpriced for a polyester - "Made in China" dress.
The corset bag can not be forgotten, is a copy of Liz Lisa 2000's bags and overpriced as well (£95). It's made of cheap plastic. I can't believe this abomination is sold out.
No. 2061643
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>>2061424yes kek. she also throws tacky laces on discount department store bags saying she made them.
No. 2061759
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>>2061607Is she mad or what happened here? asking £150 for a polyester and "Made in China" tacky dress! lol
She's so proud to be British, why she didn't make her pink crap in the UK? Because China is cheaper and Alice wants to maximise profit.
No. 2061760
>>2061759Granted I don’t really know my fabrics but earlier today when I looked at the website it said
> Made from beautifully flowing and soft to the touch chiffon fabric.I didn’t realise that was a fancy way of saying 100% polyester made in China kek. Some of the items say cotton though
No. 2061967
>>2061921>>2061955>>2061759Sorry but it seems awfully scammy. Not one single dress on her website is listed as 100% polyester and she uses vague “chiffon” on dresses that are not made of “100% cotton”. At the price point she’s selling you would assume it is a more luxury fabric like silk or at least cotton chiffon and not 100%
polyester chiffon. I honestly thought the dresses were £38 until I saw that was just for the reserve and it’s actually £150 for a no name polyester dress made in China duping Liz Lisa which is actually cheaper. I guess now she will do anything for money as she can no longer cry in taxis over collecting her newest Chanel bag. Funny how her style has reverted to the pre-Nobu floral clusterfuck after she got dumped with no funds living off her resold Birkin paycheque that’s obviously drying up and plays it off as “I just didn’t want to be materialistic anymore uwu” kek
No. 2061987
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She looks so ridiculous twirling around like an uwu anime girl in a literal toddler dress the only scrotes she's going to attract like this are going to be stunted neckbeards and pedos. No regular moid is going to think that this is appealing. Adult women don't dress like this in Japan where this sort of style originates from, its all little girls. Grow up Alice you are entering middle age.
No. 2061998
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I'm going to get so red texted for fan art.
When is she going to realize when it's time to be a grown up?
No. 2062017
>>2061998Nice one kek
>>2061987But nonna she doesn’t need a man because she totes is such a yaaas queen business Barbie or whatever
No. 2062103
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Same Vibes
No. 2062110
>>2047659>>2049278>>2061998>>2061987So you're not allowed to dress in alternative fashion when you grow older?
Aren't you a scrote, by any chance? Because you sure sounds like one.
(scrotefoiling) No. 2062133
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>>2062110Alternative fashion? Did you see this ridiculous dress? Anon, Alice thinks she’s hot but looks like a histrionic middle aged woman. Tempus fugit - She is not longer a young adult.
No. 2062191
>>2062173Well if your million times better then Alice then you know better.
Perhaps you can be on socials to teach the world your insights! Eh?! Lols take a seat.
(sage your shit) No. 2062898
>>2062160>>2062133>>2062110Alice adopts certain aspects of Lolita fashion which is considered alt however Lolita tends to be modest. Alice's style is more provocative. She's wears infantile, elaborate clothes but they are sexed up. I think that's what makes it look even more jarring. I don't think this style is something that even younger adult women can pull off in a traditional sense. Teenage girls can get away with it because they are somewhere between childhood and adulthood and they look as such. They still want to express some level of sexuality, namely within their peer group, but they are very much still children. I can see why this style would work on a 13 year old but not a 23 year old letalone a 33 year old like Alice.
I get that Lolita is kind of geeky and isn't 'stylish' in a conventional sense but it's a whole subculture. Alice isn't Lolita, she's lolita inspired.
The only adult men who like this style tend to be legit pedophiles. Nobu was clearly embarrassed by it and I think it was a point of contention between them both.
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I was scrolling through Alice's old Xitter account from the 2010s. I don't know why on earth people like to claim that Asian scrotes have high standards. she's literally the definition of mid. She's not pretty but she's not unattractive either. She's a solid 5/10. She's the human equivalent to a plain bowl of semi skimmed milk and cornflakes. There is nothing wrong with that of course. No way would she make it as a sugar baby in the UK unless she reduced herself to Shay level depths of fucking ugly old red faced boomers who are 5 minutes from a heart attack and smelly awkward incels. In Japan she landed an older scrote sure, but he was loaded and very good looking for his age and her options in the UK would have been way more bleaque. She made her fortune through geomaxxing. She dresses like an idiot in my personal opinion and is gaudy and cheap looking as fuck and a very bland and boring person but you have to admire her strategy as a not so pretty girl.
No. 2070023
>>2069928Alice doesn't have a particularly great body, she isn't physically fit and she eats custard creams and bourbons everyday. There are plenty of slim young women in the UK concentrated in certain areas who look better and are physically fitter than Alice. Most obesity is concentrated among older women or in working class communities.
Scrotes who can pay for it and aren't repulsive either want someone borderline underweight or actually underweight and firm or a BBL body. Alice has neither of those things. She's just your average british woman who isn't particularly fat and doesn't exercise or eat healthily.
No. 2070029
>>2070023Not to mention that her weird fashion sense is enough to put any relatively normal man off. Dressing like a sexualized 4 year old would be unattractive to most men.
Alice, I get it, sometimes often I'm browsing on taobao and I see those oversized adult toddler dresses often with ruffles and with the big victorian collars. They often have florals on them but they also have things like bunnies and hearts on them. My eyes are like "ooooh pretty. I want it" but then I think about how I would actually look in something like that and the delusion stops there. Instead I buy something similar for my 2 and 4 year old daughters and live the dream through them.
I do own a few nightgowns that look frilly and girlish, but i would never wear them outside other than to collect mail or take out trash.
Alice actually wears these dresses in public and she looks like an idiot.
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