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No. 1362733
Old Thread:
>>>/snow/1119974https://sh1teamcancel.com/2021/10/31/1/Fresh dump of hot shit, including stuff about that faggot bicflame
Not only did Sam happily hire and work with a transsexual, he also got some art bitch pregnant (will he make her get a late term abortion?)
Meanwhile Sam is spending all his time making shitty podcast and pretending to be a retard on twitter (trying to make money off crypto/nft), will ban/block you if you bring any of this up.
https://twitter.com/wigger/status/1453108649908387842(shit thread) No. 1362762
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>>1362733kind of a slog to get to the funny stuff, which is all his perversions. the wet blanket tranny crying about not fitting into the drug use culture and shocked that the bigotry was unironic isn't really milk. the links on the bottom of that wordpress have the good shit.
No. 1362775
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>>1362733samuel writes a heartfelt check in with a good friend suffering from traumatic injury
No. 1362787
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>>1362733sam is a closet case control freak sex addict who tricked a bang maid into doing the work for his show, cooking, and cleaning up after him for a year. he pays her in btc which he yoinks back later rather merchantly
No. 1362937
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>>1362733>https://sh1teamcancel.com/2021/10/31/1/some tranny that's ok with everything he's whining about until he's "misgendered" while looking like this seems pretty milky himself
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>>1362937He looks like the great value version of Alan Ruck
>>1365287he's absolutely revolting looking though. I understand that some girls can overlook goofy looking fuckers like Pete Davidson because of height, but Sam Hyde legit is repulsive. I can't get my head around willingly letting him nut in you.
No. 1366267
>>1366251Seems like she’s as fucked up as Sam.
What else is new?
No. 1366301
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>>1366267She's just your typical NYC art school hole.here she is with her ex she starfuck cheated on Sam with
No. 1366335
>>1366301I bet she’s got main character syndrome.
How boring.
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>>1362733Some days ago anons were spamming stuff about Fantano not reviewing bicflame's stuff.
Apparently "The Commander" (Jan Rankowski) was airing it out on the thread.
Here's a link to the archive:
https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/106746847/Also left a screenshot of the thread just in case.
No. 1368966
On 8chan/kun used to have Sam's dickpics (cockring and other stuff). Seemed legit. Can't see the pictures now though.
It's pretty recursive citing this place, but here it is anyway:
https://8kun.top/mde/res/30419.htmldickpics used to be here:
https://8kun.top/mde/res/29797.html#29929 No. 1369579
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this
No. 1370887
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real sam hyde hours
No. 1371019
>>1370908He always is. He's actually milky as fuck, but it's a chore to keep track of him.
There's literally too much shit coming from every colleague he's ever worked with. Previous thread missed tons of shit that I'm sadly too lazy to search for.
No. 1374575
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heres his stinky cock guys
No. 1374587
>>1374575This has been a rare occasion I go to lolcow from the main page and i land on this shit from some moidcow I don't care about
Plz sage this shit anon
No. 1375501
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Anyone know this guy who gives Sam money to make things and hang out with him? He’s the child of a Beverly Hills multimillionaire scion and is family friends with Paris Hilton. His social media gives me bad energy
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Not a milky thing to share. They are still posting on /mu/.
https://boards.4channel.org/mu/thread/107241035 No. 1376016
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>>1375978
Here is Sam Hydes ass he posted on Twitter for the world. A proud father, successful comedian, truly making us laugh again.
No. 1376186
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this picture must stay in this thread. it shall not be erased (for the 4th time)
change comes from fear. fear is the mind killer. (dune)
No. 1376189
>>1375702The guy keeps putting a daily thread up.
>>1376186Why is it getting deleted if it's part of the shit that adds to the thread?
The anons at 8kun did the magic to link it to him. The pic's real.
No. 1376407
>>1376186a hi cow most likely applies. this dude has a humiliation fetish and he probably thinks he can scrounge up some fresh
victims on terfchan.
No. 1376804
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>>1376403Yeah it's nasty member. There was also another pic with a foot in the shot and it pretty much matched Sam's nasty feet exactly.
No. 1376876
>>1362733The very fact that the Marky blood nose was part of the tumblr fake blood nose meme, example
https://nosebleedloversunite.tumblr.com/Just throws doubt on all the other accusations made then and since.
It is nothing more than weird leftist autistic freaks losing their shit because somebody dared to not politically lick their asses on TV.
Pathetic beyond words.
The only reason these conversations go on for so long is because all anons with the wrong information or opinions are instantly banned.
No. 1376909
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>>1376876It doesn't throw doubt on anything. The importance of that infamous pic of Sam and Marky together (shirtless) proves that they intimately knew eachother. If that pic didn't exist people like you and Sam's paid damage control cronies would be saying she was just a fan and they never knew eachother to cover it up.
And if he bashed her nose in for that pic she wouldn't be smiling in it. And besides, she really was prone to nose bleeds. Hard cope on your part.
No. 1376930
>>1376909It throws doubt on everything you insane autistic tard.
It means that Sam didn't give Marky a blood nose and that was an intended lie made to deceive people.
YOU KNOW that people have been claiming Sam bashed Marky in the nose.
Also Sam has his shirt off and Marky isn't naked in that pic. The picture ends at the shoulders.
Your imaginary deep relationship is imaginary.
Also that random 8chan tranny that claimed to be Sams BF….. Yeah that is more crazy garbage…..
(sage your wk-ing) No. 1376952
>>1376930>It means that Sam didn't give Marky a blood nose and that was an intended lie made to deceive people. >YOU KNOW that people have been claiming Sam bashed Marky in the nose.Yeah like people have been claiming Sam is a mass shooter. And is someone is prone to nose bleeds you can certainly give them/
trigger a bloody noise without bashing their face in. (Like rough sex)
Also if you see the other shot of her it's obvious she's not wearing a shirt.
You're either an autist that's utterly incapable of seeing the bigger picture or some faggot on Sam's payroll.
(sage) No. 1377000
>>1376876he preyed on marky. dont prey on young girls when youre so much older than them, especially when its just sex on your mind. end of story!
sam kinda has an huge army of people hes fucked over and let down so its healthy to air the dirty laundry! there are more women that could come forward with even worse things. i know two women who got so used by sam that havent said anything about him being a creepy manipulative fuck. on par with how manipulative and shitty he was to marky.
with all this shit circulating, you kinda just know hes a piece of shit. this doesnt happen to other successful guys. he did it himself.
(sage) No. 1377037
>>1376930Ew what is wrong with you, do you not know how to type correctly?
Anyway, it’s weird how scrotes know about this site and also care enough to whiteknight for Sam on here. This shit has been out for years and years, starting with his ex fiancé who called the FBI on him and he explicitly said he couldn’t talk about it in a video. He’s been cowish for a long time.
No one even said that Sam bashed Marky’s nose in either, just that he, you know, groomed a minor because no girl older than 16 would touch him with a ten foot pole after finding out what he’s REALLY like, unless they’re mentally ill.
No. 1377305
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>>1376876You don't know what you're talking about, sorry. Marky's nosebleed was real, and it was caused by Sam hitting her. It's obviously real because she actually had chronic nosebleeds her entire life and there are videos of her spewing blood for like 5 minutes straight.
Anyway, she's gone on record countless times detailing her sexual, predatory relationship with Sam Hyde. He still tries contacting her. Sounds like you have no real exposure to Marky, honestly.
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>>1377367the main point is that Sam is some kind of psychopath/sociopath and anyone that's worked with someone that has that type of personality knows that it is a complete nightmare.
sam has always been a passive-aggressive and vindictive weasel of a person, going back decades
it's just how he is
No. 1378146
>>1377422The main thing is that he is something like the O.G'/Proto-incel type….years of being the scrawny “my dad’s rich but has a job and other women that is not my mom so now he doesn’t give me attention like he used to so now i’m gonna act reckless to get the attention back" white kid made him the way he is now: almost killing his best friend? check
thinking he is some kind of martyr so he always gonna end up self sabotaging everything he is in:check
destroying his dad’s favorite car? check
being ultra abusing with every girl? check
trying to turn into the “alpha male “ he was wish he were (That’s actually Nick, one of the only people who Sam kinda of respects, just cause he’s normal and is everything he’s not): check
turning into a white nationalist/“nazi” ( the ultimate contrarian/taboo political/social stance): check
No. 1378150
>>1378084sam strings people along with promises of success, friendship, and fun until they realize that its all a sham. he almost had it back in the day with world peace but fucked it all up. he probably promises bicflame that he'll get to meet joe rogan and then he'll start his own fighting league!!! oh and the video games gonna be a huge success!!!! yea those things aint happening.
its always good in the beginning, but sams success wasnt him, it was his teams of people. sam just runs the show …before he runs it into the ground
No. 1378175
>>1378150how does this answer my question though
why didn't they call him out for being a scammer and a bad working partner
No. 1378199
>>1378175its pretty tough getting people to listen to you when sam is a type of hero in their eyes. when other people believe in him more than your own experiences. what do you do? none of my close circle of friends like him anymore, and we all used to be die hard fans.
sometimes i still think about what could have been, and i want to have hope that he'll turn things around, and i think people want that for him because he is a force. but i dont think thats gonna happen.
people started talking about his abuse back in 2014-2015. like that one chick charlotte who posted on tumblr about rocco and sam fucking with her. obviously marky thing was long ago. then world peace bullshit happened and then everyone he knew dropped him in like 2018 like charls after he jewed people on payments. countless people have come forward, but nothing happens. all of his shiesty t-shirt business. lots of people he fucked over dont want anymore drama with sam. bury it and move on. what can really be done anyways? he blocks anybody that talks about how he fucked everything up with his behavior.
its kinda fun haunting him though here. cant block me here.
No. 1378284
>>1378175Sam's closer coworkers have. The guy is so crazy about keeping control over them that he pretty much resorts to blackmailing.
Most accusations against him aren't as public, but it is known.
No. 1378466
>>1378426slimy as fuck
this does answer my question though thanks anon
No. 1378652
>>1378595sam hyde should hurry up n go the way of lowtax tbqh. one less festering, rotting, repulsive abuser in the world.
your penis is ugly btw
No. 1378831
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how about everybodg just cut him some slack huh? hes a good guy deep deep deep deep deep seep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep down ok?
No. 1379050
>>1378914They’re actually not that bad, I was responding to one last night that was clearly a Samfag and his/her comments are now deleted. I think they’re deleting the most obvious ones.
>>1378856Do you know what she thinks?
No. 1380617
>>1376016yo WTF LMFAO
why would he post this!
(sage your shit) No. 1381756
>>1366380also im just coming here from an outside chan discussing mde but the fact u cant believe beautiful pure looking art ho or w/e would sleep with pervert pedo sam hyde is honestly embarrasingly naif. it makes you look really soyjack, i mean normies know this stuff by heart deep down b/c they are all mildly red pilled but quiet about it as all normies are. you guys have no excuse…
man, having that little insight or intuition for why it's a no brainer how sammy boy is able to fuck young hot art hoes and get them to dump their pretty boy b/fs is disquieting to me. i have to remember all the people in the world who can't figure out even the simplest of behavioral/social patterns…
and i don't even like sam. i'm one state over maybe i'll go and cause a LEGAL ruckus in the parking lot of that stupid studio one day. ah, maybe not. wouldn't want to interrupt the vibe when he's filming GENERIC DINER FOOD 2.0 or
even worse, disrupt bicflame's concentration when he's writing an app to DM as many mildly deformed looking groupies as possible per unit of time.
lord have mercy!!!
(pure autism) No. 1381802
>>1381756doesn't like Sam, and yet apes his way of typing almost to a t AND doesn't really insult him or bicflame at all, just suggests that they are sexually active.
also doesn't understand how "cannot believe" isn't a literal phrase kek
No. 1381856
>>1381756You are the perfect example of a stupid man. Genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, do I mean that. It’s such a weird trend that one of the things you do is switch it to “Sam can get any art ho/whatever he wants”. First of all, you mean Sam can get damaged/fucked up person, I guess. Second of all, I’m talking about the girls.
Also, not everyone on lolcow is as retarded and weird as you are. There are normies browsing right now. Case in point, what the fuck is a naif?
Anyway, I still can’t believe any girl would get with him after so much information detailing how gross he is is online. It’s insane for normal people to imagine how damaged and stupid one would have to be to have a child with Sam.
No. 1381929
>>1381856He has money, and with the amount of wealth he has being fueled by paypigs and crypto, that gets him more than half way there. The other half is his efame (you'd be surprised how even a little efame brings the sluts in). Granted though that makes those broken art hos glorified prostitutes, but the ones he decides to keep around he ends up completely manipulating and wrapping around his finger and indoctrinates into his cult(he is a sociopath after all).
This will only end up biting him in the ass if he actually becomes a dad with those lovechildren he's rumored to have soon. But that wont be for at least 5-10 years down the line when those girls realize what he did to them and stop putting up with him having mistresses and shit, leave him and take him to the cleaners with child support. It's why I think he'll at least make one of them get an abortion (assuming those rumors are true).
No. 1387095
>>1382044No, but the chances of him turning into even more of a disgusting blob as his metabolism slows down as he gets older are pretty high. That, combined with what
>>1381929 said and his efame eventually running out because he's a lazy shit coasting on an aborted Adult Swim show, will leave him in a state sadder than maybe even Lowtax.
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Sam Hyde cock NFT
No. 1389214
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>>1389123This, plus his shitty advices about learning a trade, how retarded one has to be to buy any of this crap? All these cringe youtube channels posting cuts from hydewars and his podcast making him look like some based redpilled wise man, with comments from retarded zoomer fanboys are so pathetic.
No. 1389330
>>1389214>>1389221>>1389261Reminder that Sam Hyde is the art hipster son of wealthy parents and his Based Rightwing Redpill stuff was always hardcore grift
Dude went to Carnegie Mellon to get a BA in film and landed a gig at Adult Swim. Anyone who bought into his blue collar workin man theme should headbutt a moving bus
No. 1393052
>>1392767God it’s so funny how far he’s fallen lmao. Being compared to a literal homosexual, the type of thing 5 years ago Sam would probably freak out about, but now, as long as he’s getting exposure, it’s fine lol. It must be eating him up inside to know that in 5-10 years, this will be his legacy.
>>1393011It was originally posted by one of his exes years ago now
No. 1393091
>>1377305is this a discord group for girls that were
victims of 4chan scrotes?
No. 1393161
>>13930658ch already matched his dick pics to the bathroom seen in his old apartment vids
(
>>1376804 )
and Sam's foot is seen in one of them
https://archive.md/AyBcIlol
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>>1393161I expected Sam's dick I didn't need his butthole too
No. 1393883
>>1393154Yes
victims? Also sage your low quality post
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hey team lets make sure he doesnt get to fight epic meal time. time to Spam Harley of epic meal time that sam is a gross degenerate. lets get to work
No. 1396240
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>>1395685Trannyfaggots probably don't have high standards (over 50% seem to have weird deformed shrimpdicks of their own), like this guy
>>1384967 No. 1396448
back in the day i’d watch a lot of mde
i thought it was really gay when the youtube channel was deleted or when sam deleted it himself right before they went to california to film that shitty cartoon network show
started watching again after sam brought nick onto the podcast… don’t know who that fat joey wigger guy is but he kinda grew on me… really enjoyed a lot of the earlier podcasts with nick Nd paid the 5 bucks for gumroad but boy, have the last few podcasts been garbage
sams pretty gay… who are these fags he pays to be around him? why are they all teens? its not normal… paying gay unfunny spics … what’s up with that… hmm
anyway look at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47V86gwgaFYthey put this up on the gumroad the other day for a 3 week old episode
its real gay
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 1402450
>>1391183Except Hitler wasn't Jewish. And if the SS saw the grift Sam was putting on in 1930's Germany, I'm afraid he'd be thrown in Dachu.
I remember Sam making fun of disabled people too. Basically, you can judge a person by the fruit they produce. By that I mean do they show empathy and help the less fortunate? Sam does all of those things… oh wait… he does none of them.
Most people are stuck in the cycle of indifference and fo not do anything for others but to comfort and protect themselves, which is fine… Sam on the other hand does this at the expense and sometimes suffering of others.
(namefag) No. 1403030
>>1402713talking about sam's coworkers, what happened to trappped? that guy went away and then zackary took place who also left clearly on bad terms if the 8kun thread is taken seriously.
trappped just disappeared and never said anything anywhere.
No. 1403682
I came here to learn more about Hyde's degenerate proclivities out of curiosity but instead I get just histrionic womenfolk showcasing that apparently they can't even go online without
contriving a way to gossip and vent their hate-fuck feelings for men they're ashamed to be attracted to (like fat old Donnie Tacobowl as another example, gross right?).
And yeah, it's a lot of women posting itt.
Listen I totally love and respect women (:]) but sometimes it's obvious by the way you type.
calm down, and remember the more you try to appear like you don't care, the more it looks like you do.
AND to be fair, all lolcow obsessed types,regardless of sexual organ, are the biggest losers fr what's the fucking deal with that
also sam's literally jewish and his ostensibly held political beliefs should really be taken with a serious grain of salt, considering the previously mentioned faggotry he engages in
(many of you probably live in a cuckoo fruedian fantasy where exactly all those people who disagree with you are the ones unknowingly puppeted by some sexual hang-up,
so Sam is actually a pathological self-hating gay preacher type and not just a grifter who definitely knows he's a faggot and just under a guise of irony and false pretenses for moneygrubbing.).
look basically all those getting genuinely angry over that politcal aspect of it are just wasting their time and emotional energy in a way that is admittedly kinda funny in a cosmic sorta way.
Listen, next time you're about to get heart palpitations over internet celebrity/ infamous individual parasitism or even if you're considering responding to this very post I'm not ever going to look at again.
Stop it nigga seriously. redirect that anger towards working out and losing weight, so you stop doing this. or not.(scrotesplaining)
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>>1403682Lmao nobody here is talking about race, we're all making fun of Sam for being a fat slob sex addict, internet has-been and future child support paypig
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>>1403682
>puppeted by some sexual hang-up>a pathological self-hating gay preacher>a grifter who definitely knows he's a faggot>moneygrubbinghe does all the work for us by wildly projecting.
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My favorites have to be
>the more you try to appear like you don't care, the more it looks like you do
>this very post I'm not ever going to look at again
Least projecting moid on lolcow who totally isn't reading this cucks himself into having to seethe in silence
No. 1404591
>>1404345This kinda reminded me of how Sam has no friends his age because, as he said in that one video, he is totally incompatible with functioning adults. Like a dude his age with a family and a job and a healthy marriage would immediately be able to suss out Sam is
toxic, which are literally his words lol. It’s funny because he knows it but his fans are so fucking stupid that they’ll laugh along with his self depreciating humor and continue to pay for his shitty gum road/work for him.
But that also makes me wonder how he’ll continue to be friends with Nick. Nick seems normal but obviously turns a blind eye to all the shit Sam does, so he’s definitely a freak too, but I wonder how he’ll be able to reconcile all of it when his daughter is older. Is Sam really the type of person you want anywhere near your family? I’m only saying that since Nick is a source of revenue for Sam atm. Or imagine if Sam ends up having a daughter - remember when he said he would sniff his own daughter’s panties, and that’s why he didn’t want to have a girl? Because he’s too screwed up in the head to just be, you know, a normal fucking person or dad?
>>1403682Also this is just some guy with a big enough hardon for Sam to try and copy his writing style lol what a freak
No. 1408196
>>1374575>>1376186>>1376804Wow he has a really small dick, especially for someone as tall as him. That's like 4.5-5 inches. Even the shape is ugly.
>>1376867Lol ikr. The anons itt saying they would want his dick must be as insecure and damaged as his
victims. Smh. I feel bad for anyone who chose to fuck a dick as ugly as this one.
No. 1408635
>>1408331No offense but that info is readily available if you just look up Sam Hyde + marky and go on images or if you find that other compilation of the blonde girl who talks about how he wanted to fuck her 14-16yo friend. Also if you click on the link OP provided. No one is going to repost such obvious evidence because you’re lazy and it’s already been done on every single Sam Hyde thread. Plus it’s not even real
proof because it’s just hear say. I still believe those girls and that Sam is a pedo but until someone can recover his destroyed hard drive or those videos he took of his underage gfs, we’ll most like never have solid legal proof.
No. 1409379
>>1408953Fair enough, although I was also interested if there was even just a convo screencap from one of the
victims which clearly said anything about being 15 years old. It wouldnt be good enough for court, but would still be of interest
No. 1409848
1403682>>1403733>>1403753>>1403817>>1403830>>1404030>>1404052>>1404060>>1404591
>>>calm down, and remember the more you try to appear like you don't care, the more it looks like you do. AND to be fair, all lolcow obsessed types,regardless of sexual organ, are the biggest losers fr what's the fucking deal with that.
So, calm down but also care enough to be a lolcow degenerate loser? I don't get it?
Sam being Jewish and a Trump supporter is all one needs to know. His father, though successful, is a mammon lover and from what I can see, is pretty full of himself. Passed on traits, indeed. Plus, Sam looks like Trotsky and hangs out with fat degenerate Jews,
What really sucks more than anything else is that people are handing over their money to these degenerates. Women who show boobs on JewFans get millions of dollars in a month, and degenerate Jewtube stars are racking in the money doing nothing productive other than streaming, playing video games and showing their private parts.
>>>look basically all those getting genuinely angry over that politcal aspect of it are just wasting their time and emotional energy in a way that is admittedly kinda funny in a cosmic sorta way.
Agreed! The problem is children and teenagers look up to Sammi boy like a father figure.
I guess the moral of the story is bad publicity is good publicity. So, the best option is to ignore this freak and get on with your life.
>>>Stop it nigga seriously. redirect that anger towards working out and losing weight, so you stop doing this. or not.
Also, read New Testement and help the less fortunate. God provides. No better time than today to help those in need in the service of God and work out, lift weights and run. Also, plant a veggie in your yard.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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Screenshot of newest SH vid…. But wtf is this thing
No. 1412084
>>1412022At least half of the girls that get caught up in the Sam maelstrom seem just so trashy. I know that some of them are
victims, but when I look at this girl or the pic of marky or charlotte, I literally get a nasty smell in my nose.
Also Im not saying theyre physically ugly necessarily, it's to do with something else? They just make you feel dirty
I guess it makes sense - Sam Hyde looks like a hobo, so he spends his nights rolling around in the trash.
No. 1412101
>>1412022Couldn't avoid watching the new video lol. Having another cow like iDubbz was a good combo.
I'm pretty sure the whole thing about the weed, lean and shit they talk early on the video could've been damage control. There's no proof they wrote that document before meeting Ian, so this Eve person could still be spilling genuine milk. Also, we can see him/her/whatever in the footage too.
>>1412099Yeah, I'd believe it.
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Who is this cuttie ? w
No. 1412187
>>1412022Little summary of thoughts or some shit of what I've wasted my time in:
They're all spergs who can't turn off their characters, so I think most that was shown was actually real. If iDubbz had released the video Sam and his team would've looked stupid.
The Sam's interview with Ian was supposedly going to have no cuts, yet it gets interrupted just when they're going to move unto the good shit. Only a retard would've believed the phone couldn't record his segment on women.
In the end it was a shit video. The novelty died pretty quick. If the official one comes out maybe it'll be better.
No. 1412203
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He hangs out with really weird people and his reset content is also shit have u seen "great war" ? shit looks like a something that filthyfrank would make on acid
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>>1412116LOLLL he looks so ugly, I’m not surprised given it’s a troon but holy shit, those overgrown roots and piss yellow strands. Btw did anyone notice when the troon fixed Sam’s hat? I didn’t know it was him at first but thought that it looked kind of weird.
I find it extremely disconcerting how Sam can switch between character and go serious mode too. Only because it can trick people into relief, like “thank god he’s not fucking with me anymore”. I don’t blame idubbz for not posting the doc lol.
No. 1412390
There is likely a good subset of Sam's paying fanbase that wouldn't/doesn't give a shit about any of this, and would continue to support him until he runs himself into his own grave (for nothing else, the spectacle). It's no secret that he's a scoundrel, and he even shows a bit of it on his videos. This begs the question, why do you guys sit around in this thread "milking" his oh-so-soured milk?
I ask this because it seems that there are a good subset of anons here who want nothing to do with supporting this guy, ironic considering that participants in this thread give him significantly more attention and "press" than any youtuber commenting on the next unpolished hydewars entry (much less anyone that /actually/ matters). Though this is my first time visiting this chan, i've seen this continued sentiment floating around for the better half of a decade now, and I can't help but note that you guys are more dedicated fans to him analyzing his every move than the rando youtuber who's never even visited his gumroad. Sure, this is a general critiq on lolcowism in general, yet this continued interest seems counter-intuitive considering how deep sam seems to cut for y'all.
>>1412187> yet it gets interrupted just when they're going to move unto the good shit Only a retard would've believed the phone couldn't record his segment on women.it actually cut out at a segment on men being feminized (a follow up from his comment on fantano's interview i presume), not sure where you translated that to "on women". Regardless, leaking a peek like that would be a pretty retarded move if idubbbz had the whole interview on hand
(sage your shit) No. 1412556
>>1412203 yeah he may be a pedo who had relations with a 16 year old + stalker + employs a transexual that is part of his "crew" + exposes himself on the internet + has a cockring but he's a comedian first everything else later
He's sure entertaining everyone here, right?
No. 1412645
>>1412390Tracking the lives of famous fuckups gives you a primer on the darker sides of reality. It is fun to observe their absurd lives.
Basically, Sam Hyde is a 36 year old budget Epstein living with his army of retarded minions in a stinky cave where they do drugs and abuse retarded drug-addict women. That would be funny enough, except they also give advice videos that are religiously followed by legions of dumb zoomers who themselves dream of one day being 36 year old adult babies living in a drug den. How do you not get why it's funny?
(sage) No. 1412838
>>1412645this is a good answer, thank you
> How do you not get why it's funny?this question might be better directed at those who want him totally ‘cancelled’ ASAP. ive been enjoying the mayhem 4 a bit now
No. 1412864
>>1412849>Not fakeHe's an obvious sociopath with NPD who lies about everything from his upbringing to the real reason he's got to eliminate "
toxic" people from his life constantly. It's one thing when u reavaluate your friend group as you age and grow apart from ppl…it's quite another when you've burnt every single bridge from your past life and replace your peers with yesmen fans half your age to stroke your ego constantly.
No. 1412882
>>1412864Tha was a smart move that he did. The people who he used to hang out with are the same people who made the stories about him being a pedophile because they got jealous. I'll do the same and cut out the
toxic people too. Do you want to call the people who betrayed you "friends". I don't think so.
No. 1412895
>>1412390My memory fucked up, I pay attention just not close enough because the video was a bore. What I remember though was that at the start they said they would show the stuff as Sam doubted Ian would release the material at this point, so it does seem more like he tries to hide something.
Also now I remember they said they got this girl to pose as Sam's crackhead girlfriend. At first they described her as an actual crackhead, but then later in the video they said she was an actress. There's this inconsistency when he talks about stuff that makes me think Sam is just making up (inconsistent) lies to save face or not be attacked.
No. 1412931
>>1412882Yeah it's really weird how every original collaborator and person who worked on MDE as well as every friend and ex gf Sam has ever had are all the
toxic ones. It couldn't possibly be that there are a million different red flags he gives off that imply that he is indeed an unsavory character and overall scumbag.
No. 1412936
>>1412895Sam does the "lol I was just trolling" thing like every other obnoxious unfunny hack. Says one thing then contradicts it and acts like he's immune to criticism because "lol it was a joke dude". Like how he speaks at length, seriously and without any sarcasm at all, about how he never smokes weed and how it's not good for you, then lights up a joint in the next video. It's not sarcasm or irony and it's not even humor, it's just like he has a number of set pieces that he repeats because he lacks the ability or will to make any actual material.
Even disregarding the drama and his "team" of long haired pothead guys half his age, Sam is pretty fucking pathetic these days. He tries to do something more serious than just being a clown but he can't take anything seriously or interact with people in a way that's anything other than "haha I'm trolling you and being obnoxious lol". It's really cringy seing any of his content with people outside of his team because it's painfully obvious that he lacks a basic level of social competence. He strikes me as the only child and as having been way too spoiled as a child, so now he can only interact with people who will let him have everything his way.
The part in the idubbz video where they watch his "classic material" is funny because it really is so much better than anything he's put out for the last 8 years or so. All he makes is his boring ass talk show which is the same regurgitated discussions with nick or bic or whoever wants to be his prop. A unrehearsed 2 min cell phone video in the bathroom mirror making funny voices about someone taking his chocolates has more comedic value than 10 hours of his recent 5-man team studio productions.
No. 1412952
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Feel like we don't talk enough about how fucking butt-ugly Sam is. Giant honker nose, squinty pig eyes, scraggly homeless-man beard, hair looks like roadkill, puckered anus lips, giant forehead and receeding hairline. Everything about him is just so unattractive. He is a true 0/10.
No. 1413041
>>1412986This anon said >it's quite another when you've burnt every single bridge from your past life
>>1412864 I didn't know that he actually stopped contacting them
No. 1413963
>>1413818i've never seen anything about his parents come out. is it a well-known fact that his parents are rich? where did that come from?
watched his newest video and i hate how he's just trying to draw attention to his podcast using idubbbz name. obviously this isnt new, but it still irks me whenever people do this. it was weird to see him say that he doesn't care about politics in that "interview" w/ ian though.
No. 1414104
>>1413982thank you
nonnie!
No. 1414224
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>>1414208>He's just a comedian leave him alone!lol
Plenty of his retarded fans take him seriously and send him love letters to talk about on his podcast and give advice to them. You can't have your cake and eat it too Sammy.
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He can be good looking but he is uglymaxxing for comady or someshit idk he sill gets crackhead pussy so why would he care about his looks
No. 1414521
>>1414431this thread is such a fucking embarrassment. No he's not good looking in any sense of the word. He is objectively ugly and even he knows that because scrotes always try to use their flaws as protection. "hurr i know im ugly it's the JOKE guys". ok sam. Nice cope for looking like the local nonce 24/7.
This thread is full of scrotes trying desperately to prop up Sam so they can feel better about themselves. "g-guys sam is kinda hot right?" Nah and either are you, Kevin.
No. 1414618
>>1414526if free sex with idiot teenagers with tragic backstories is all he wants, then he can be ugly all he wants. But these are the same girls incels prey on because no decent woman would look twice at any of them and they need the girl to be borderline brain-damaged.
Sam will never have a real connection with a woman, and you can tell. He needs girls to rely on him and defer to him because he's an insecure mess. He can not take bing challenged on anything, despite insisting on being in the public eye. Listening to that call between him and Tim Heidecker where you can tell how pissed off he is, how hard he's trying to cope with having no control of the situation because Heidecker has a bigger fanbase. His voice wavering and him trying desperately to not sound angry and trying to flip that on Heidecker lol. Listening to this faggot stumble his words on a phone call makes me think it doesn't matter how big he is irl because he's a scared child that would get anxious and start sweating as soon as someone said boo to him.
He is a typical Daddy's boy that was given handouts and every opportunity to improve his life, but instead he pissed it away for the lols and now he has no one or anything of real value. He knows that deep down. Surrounded by hanger-ons and climbers. He can't even talk to iDubbz without all his buddies there to help him "troll". He's absolutely pathetic and a decade past his prime.
No. 1414908
>>1414903Sam's whole schtick is being a scumbag scam artist. People who take him seriously deserved to get ripped off for the $2 a month on
https://samhyde.gumroad.com/ or whatever it is.
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mde is dead. please close this book already.(unsaged autism)
No. 1415309
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>>1414614cant agree
(sage your shit) No. 1415320
>>1415014tell us about he diaper dungeon
>>1415313sam associates with too many trannies for it to be fake. even that he's into his own anal stimulation with dildos is an indication of homosexual behavior.
No. 1415778
>>1415411neck wider than jaw is a good look as long as the guy is muscly and his skull is wider than the neck
fat neck wider than entire head is a look that only works for Patrick Star
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>>1416105Mogged
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 1418924
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>>1418919Sorry for repost but this is in his favorites lmao
No. 1419317
>>1419230This is true, but I don't get why it's such a point of contention. He's been open about the fact he was a hormonally banjaxed writeoff from the getgo and has never shied away from that fact. He has the awareness to understand the maladjustment that is or was a reality for a lot of people on the wavelength that gravitated towards MDE pre the alt-right absorption that followed world peace when he got more overtly political. Not rimming him nor am I trying to refute the claims some of you are hitting off with in this thread. He's hitting 40 now and is milking lowbrow self-help shite for money as he has admitted himself numerous times. Regardless, he is a genius and was a definite positive influence for young fellas that were in the same boat as him at one stage one way or another. I can say now that I'm both physically and mentally well-developed, but I've been totally lost as well and coming across tissue box at 12 years old was profoundly uplifting, as stupid as that sounds. I came across this thread by chance and have been lurking with morbid curiosity, which I feel guilty about, but I can tell you lot are on the same wavelength I was referring to. The world is a poisonous place, some people are more susceptible than others in certain respects, yet a certain tenderness can still be gleaned. I understand your grievances and I'll admit Sams surface-level demeanor has probably amounted to a middlefinger both irl and online, but idk if this fully detracts from the sheer affirmative presence both he and the group managed to maintain throughout the years. I'm blocked and am probably talking shite, so I'll conclude by saying up the INLA, Marian Price walks the streets and MDE never dies. Etc etc
No. 1419401
>>1419391ah yes, the two measures of success in life
>how many people you can fuck over>how many teenagers you can abusethe absolute state of scrote life goals kek
No. 1419410
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>>1419391>I'm idolizing this ugly faggot because I'm an ugly faggot men cannot stop posting Ls
No. 1426398
I’m gonna post here and then probably never again. When I was 16/17 I was dating someone who was a huge MDE fan, we both lived in CT and he had started talking to Sam as friends online and even met up with him to go to the mall a couple times, where he mentioned to me that Sam was intimidating. (Apparently Sam had been living in his moms house in CT at the time, so it was easy to meet up). He met Charles too on one of the mall dates and just said that he was “really weird”. Not really any further detail. Sam ended up adding both me and my best friend at the time on Facebook. We were all teenagers. My boyfriend who he hung out with was a year older than me, but Sam was still 10 years older than it us so in my opinion it’s weird that a 27 yo old man was hanging out with kids that young. Anyways, Sam started messaging my best friend when we were at her house, and he convinced us to Skype him. In the Skype call he basically kept just trying to convince us to come to his moms house or to let him come to us. Luckily, we were only talking to him for entertainment purposes because we thought he might be funny and were actually really creeped out by him since he was an ugly, gross, older man to us as teens. Later, after the call, he would message me on fb asking to meet up and asking me if I’m “really dating an MDE fan”. He then reached out to my boyfriend at the time and asked him if he could hook up with me or if that would “put him in the dog house” with him. I always just jokingly answered him and played around with him and he eventually stopped trying to talk to me. I had no interest in that hairy smelly fugly beast at 17 and neither did my friend. (Who was also 16/17). Reading all these stories make me thankful that I didn’t ever actually decide to meet up with him and neither did my friend. Oh one more weird thing: he begged me to make a fake Reddit account to “like” all these posts he linked me to of his on Reddit. Really strange.