File: 1636167594356.jpg (198.72 KB, 1200x820, 1e43312d0424d13ab6a2a8a294a2b5…)

No. 1362733
Old Thread:
>>>/snow/1119974https://sh1teamcancel.com/2021/10/31/1/Fresh dump of hot shit, including stuff about that faggot bicflame
Not only did Sam happily hire and work with a transsexual, he also got some art bitch pregnant (will he make her get a late term abortion?)
Meanwhile Sam is spending all his time making shitty podcast and pretending to be a retard on twitter (trying to make money off crypto/nft), will ban/block you if you bring any of this up.
https://twitter.com/wigger/status/1453108649908387842(shit thread) No. 1362762
File: 1636173627410.png (559.58 KB, 1299x382, 46534654363456543653465346543.…)

>>1362733kind of a slog to get to the funny stuff, which is all his perversions. the wet blanket tranny crying about not fitting into the drug use culture and shocked that the bigotry was unironic isn't really milk. the links on the bottom of that wordpress have the good shit.
No. 1362775
File: 1636175098369.png (853.15 KB, 1117x1920, b1b56184dcdaa478f022658a25b5fa…)

>>1362733samuel writes a heartfelt check in with a good friend suffering from traumatic injury
No. 1362787
File: 1636176527912.png (118.3 KB, 853x428, abbdaa7c6e72feadb808973055b3cc…)

>>1362733sam is a closet case control freak sex addict who tricked a bang maid into doing the work for his show, cooking, and cleaning up after him for a year. he pays her in btc which he yoinks back later rather merchantly
No. 1362937
File: 1636201933798.jpg (1.82 MB, 1632x2432, s6rdift.jpg)

>>1362733>https://sh1teamcancel.com/2021/10/31/1/some tranny that's ok with everything he's whining about until he's "misgendered" while looking like this seems pretty milky himself
No. 1365359
File: 1636486142842.jpg (33.13 KB, 474x686, alanruck.jpg)

>>1362937He looks like the great value version of Alan Ruck
>>1365287he's absolutely revolting looking though. I understand that some girls can overlook goofy looking fuckers like Pete Davidson because of height, but Sam Hyde legit is repulsive. I can't get my head around willingly letting him nut in you.
No. 1366267
>>1366251Seems like she’s as fucked up as Sam.
What else is new?
No. 1366301
File: 1636578016047.jpg (7.53 KB, 274x275, 1535617599969.jpg)

>>1366267She's just your typical NYC art school hole.here she is with her ex she starfuck cheated on Sam with
No. 1366335
>>1366301I bet she’s got main character syndrome.
How boring.
No. 1368894
File: 1636922139080.png (651.88 KB, 1903x4956, muspam.png)

>>1362733Some days ago anons were spamming stuff about Fantano not reviewing bicflame's stuff.
Apparently "The Commander" (Jan Rankowski) was airing it out on the thread.
Here's a link to the archive:
https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/106746847/Also left a screenshot of the thread just in case.
No. 1368966
On 8chan/kun used to have Sam's dickpics (cockring and other stuff). Seemed legit. Can't see the pictures now though.
It's pretty recursive citing this place, but here it is anyway:
https://8kun.top/mde/res/30419.htmldickpics used to be here:
https://8kun.top/mde/res/29797.html#29929 No. 1369579
File: 1637016452165.jpeg (585.51 KB, 672x2056, 42217D0F-1778-4781-AE18-65C10B…)

this
No. 1370887
File: 1637218559457.jpg (282.47 KB, 1564x1155, IMG_20211118_005351.jpg)

real sam hyde hours
No. 1371019
>>1370908He always is. He's actually milky as fuck, but it's a chore to keep track of him.
There's literally too much shit coming from every colleague he's ever worked with. Previous thread missed tons of shit that I'm sadly too lazy to search for.
No. 1374575
File: 1637696438305.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 102.43 KB, 888x1184, received_10155032977922772.jpe…)

heres his stinky cock guys
No. 1374587
>>1374575This has been a rare occasion I go to lolcow from the main page and i land on this shit from some moidcow I don't care about
Plz sage this shit anon
No. 1375501
File: 1637806586173.jpeg (271.39 KB, 828x1005, 1EDD2896-E4D3-4E69-8D18-84FBAB…)

Anyone know this guy who gives Sam money to make things and hang out with him? He’s the child of a Beverly Hills multimillionaire scion and is family friends with Paris Hilton. His social media gives me bad energy
No. 1375702
File: 1637849758079.png (319.44 KB, 1903x2684, poop.png)

Not a milky thing to share. They are still posting on /mu/.
https://boards.4channel.org/mu/thread/107241035 No. 1376016
File: 1637894966491.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 633.49 KB, 1926x2048, 0109E182-7008-44B2-BA46-51ABF5…)

>>1375978
Here is Sam Hydes ass he posted on Twitter for the world. A proud father, successful comedian, truly making us laugh again.
No. 1376186
File: 1637935630150.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 450.37 KB, 2592x1944, received_10155774836087772.jpe…)

this picture must stay in this thread. it shall not be erased (for the 4th time)
change comes from fear. fear is the mind killer. (dune)
No. 1376189
>>1375702The guy keeps putting a daily thread up.
>>1376186Why is it getting deleted if it's part of the shit that adds to the thread?
The anons at 8kun did the magic to link it to him. The pic's real.
No. 1376407
>>1376186a hi cow most likely applies. this dude has a humiliation fetish and he probably thinks he can scrounge up some fresh
victims on terfchan.
No. 1376804
File: 1637983581605.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.92 MB, 1289x2520, pp.jpg)

>>1376403Yeah it's nasty member. There was also another pic with a foot in the shot and it pretty much matched Sam's nasty feet exactly.
No. 1376876
>>1362733The very fact that the Marky blood nose was part of the tumblr fake blood nose meme, example
https://nosebleedloversunite.tumblr.com/Just throws doubt on all the other accusations made then and since.
It is nothing more than weird leftist autistic freaks losing their shit because somebody dared to not politically lick their asses on TV.
Pathetic beyond words.
The only reason these conversations go on for so long is because all anons with the wrong information or opinions are instantly banned.
No. 1376909
File: 1637998046012.jpg (Spoiler Image, 6.47 KB, 250x250, 1572704151865s.jpg)

>>1376876It doesn't throw doubt on anything. The importance of that infamous pic of Sam and Marky together (shirtless) proves that they intimately knew eachother. If that pic didn't exist people like you and Sam's paid damage control cronies would be saying she was just a fan and they never knew eachother to cover it up.
And if he bashed her nose in for that pic she wouldn't be smiling in it. And besides, she really was prone to nose bleeds. Hard cope on your part.
No. 1376930
>>1376909It throws doubt on everything you insane autistic tard.
It means that Sam didn't give Marky a blood nose and that was an intended lie made to deceive people.
YOU KNOW that people have been claiming Sam bashed Marky in the nose.
Also Sam has his shirt off and Marky isn't naked in that pic. The picture ends at the shoulders.
Your imaginary deep relationship is imaginary.
Also that random 8chan tranny that claimed to be Sams BF….. Yeah that is more crazy garbage…..
(sage your wk-ing) No. 1376952
>>1376930>It means that Sam didn't give Marky a blood nose and that was an intended lie made to deceive people. >YOU KNOW that people have been claiming Sam bashed Marky in the nose.Yeah like people have been claiming Sam is a mass shooter. And is someone is prone to nose bleeds you can certainly give them/
trigger a bloody noise without bashing their face in. (Like rough sex)
Also if you see the other shot of her it's obvious she's not wearing a shirt.
You're either an autist that's utterly incapable of seeing the bigger picture or some faggot on Sam's payroll.
(sage) No. 1377000
>>1376876he preyed on marky. dont prey on young girls when youre so much older than them, especially when its just sex on your mind. end of story!
sam kinda has an huge army of people hes fucked over and let down so its healthy to air the dirty laundry! there are more women that could come forward with even worse things. i know two women who got so used by sam that havent said anything about him being a creepy manipulative fuck. on par with how manipulative and shitty he was to marky.
with all this shit circulating, you kinda just know hes a piece of shit. this doesnt happen to other successful guys. he did it himself.
(sage) No. 1377037
>>1376930Ew what is wrong with you, do you not know how to type correctly?
Anyway, it’s weird how scrotes know about this site and also care enough to whiteknight for Sam on here. This shit has been out for years and years, starting with his ex fiancé who called the FBI on him and he explicitly said he couldn’t talk about it in a video. He’s been cowish for a long time.
No one even said that Sam bashed Marky’s nose in either, just that he, you know, groomed a minor because no girl older than 16 would touch him with a ten foot pole after finding out what he’s REALLY like, unless they’re mentally ill.
No. 1377305
File: 1638071511420.jpg (341.45 KB, 720x1280, marky.jpg)

>>1376876You don't know what you're talking about, sorry. Marky's nosebleed was real, and it was caused by Sam hitting her. It's obviously real because she actually had chronic nosebleeds her entire life and there are videos of her spewing blood for like 5 minutes straight.
Anyway, she's gone on record countless times detailing her sexual, predatory relationship with Sam Hyde. He still tries contacting her. Sounds like you have no real exposure to Marky, honestly.
No. 1377422
File: 1638095828373.jpg (69.47 KB, 1395x246, hesjewish.jpg)

>>1377367the main point is that Sam is some kind of psychopath/sociopath and anyone that's worked with someone that has that type of personality knows that it is a complete nightmare.
sam has always been a passive-aggressive and vindictive weasel of a person, going back decades
it's just how he is
No. 1378146
>>1377422The main thing is that he is something like the O.G'/Proto-incel type….years of being the scrawny “my dad’s rich but has a job and other women that is not my mom so now he doesn’t give me attention like he used to so now i’m gonna act reckless to get the attention back" white kid made him the way he is now: almost killing his best friend? check
thinking he is some kind of martyr so he always gonna end up self sabotaging everything he is in:check
destroying his dad’s favorite car? check
being ultra abusing with every girl? check
trying to turn into the “alpha male “ he was wish he were (That’s actually Nick, one of the only people who Sam kinda of respects, just cause he’s normal and is everything he’s not): check
turning into a white nationalist/“nazi” ( the ultimate contrarian/taboo political/social stance): check
No. 1378150
>>1378084sam strings people along with promises of success, friendship, and fun until they realize that its all a sham. he almost had it back in the day with world peace but fucked it all up. he probably promises bicflame that he'll get to meet joe rogan and then he'll start his own fighting league!!! oh and the video games gonna be a huge success!!!! yea those things aint happening.
its always good in the beginning, but sams success wasnt him, it was his teams of people. sam just runs the show …before he runs it into the ground
No. 1378175
>>1378150how does this answer my question though
why didn't they call him out for being a scammer and a bad working partner
No. 1378199
>>1378175its pretty tough getting people to listen to you when sam is a type of hero in their eyes. when other people believe in him more than your own experiences. what do you do? none of my close circle of friends like him anymore, and we all used to be die hard fans.
sometimes i still think about what could have been, and i want to have hope that he'll turn things around, and i think people want that for him because he is a force. but i dont think thats gonna happen.
people started talking about his abuse back in 2014-2015. like that one chick charlotte who posted on tumblr about rocco and sam fucking with her. obviously marky thing was long ago. then world peace bullshit happened and then everyone he knew dropped him in like 2018 like charls after he jewed people on payments. countless people have come forward, but nothing happens. all of his shiesty t-shirt business. lots of people he fucked over dont want anymore drama with sam. bury it and move on. what can really be done anyways? he blocks anybody that talks about how he fucked everything up with his behavior.
its kinda fun haunting him though here. cant block me here.
No. 1378284
>>1378175Sam's closer coworkers have. The guy is so crazy about keeping control over them that he pretty much resorts to blackmailing.
Most accusations against him aren't as public, but it is known.
No. 1378466
>>1378426slimy as fuck
this does answer my question though thanks anon
No. 1378652
>>1378595sam hyde should hurry up n go the way of lowtax tbqh. one less festering, rotting, repulsive abuser in the world.
your penis is ugly btw
No. 1378831
File: 1638275881528.png (28.63 KB, 200x432, IMG_5210.png)

how about everybodg just cut him some slack huh? hes a good guy deep deep deep deep deep seep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep down ok?
No. 1379050
>>1378914They’re actually not that bad, I was responding to one last night that was clearly a Samfag and his/her comments are now deleted. I think they’re deleting the most obvious ones.
>>1378856Do you know what she thinks?
No. 1380617
>>1376016yo WTF LMFAO
why would he post this!
(sage your shit) No. 1381756
>>1366380also im just coming here from an outside chan discussing mde but the fact u cant believe beautiful pure looking art ho or w/e would sleep with pervert pedo sam hyde is honestly embarrasingly naif. it makes you look really soyjack, i mean normies know this stuff by heart deep down b/c they are all mildly red pilled but quiet about it as all normies are. you guys have no excuse…
man, having that little insight or intuition for why it's a no brainer how sammy boy is able to fuck young hot art hoes and get them to dump their pretty boy b/fs is disquieting to me. i have to remember all the people in the world who can't figure out even the simplest of behavioral/social patterns…
and i don't even like sam. i'm one state over maybe i'll go and cause a LEGAL ruckus in the parking lot of that stupid studio one day. ah, maybe not. wouldn't want to interrupt the vibe when he's filming GENERIC DINER FOOD 2.0 or
even worse, disrupt bicflame's concentration when he's writing an app to DM as many mildly deformed looking groupies as possible per unit of time.
lord have mercy!!!
(pure autism) No. 1381802
>>1381756doesn't like Sam, and yet apes his way of typing almost to a t AND doesn't really insult him or bicflame at all, just suggests that they are sexually active.
also doesn't understand how "cannot believe" isn't a literal phrase kek
No. 1381856
>>1381756You are the perfect example of a stupid man. Genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, do I mean that. It’s such a weird trend that one of the things you do is switch it to “Sam can get any art ho/whatever he wants”. First of all, you mean Sam can get damaged/fucked up person, I guess. Second of all, I’m talking about the girls.
Also, not everyone on lolcow is as retarded and weird as you are. There are normies browsing right now. Case in point, what the fuck is a naif?
Anyway, I still can’t believe any girl would get with him after so much information detailing how gross he is is online. It’s insane for normal people to imagine how damaged and stupid one would have to be to have a child with Sam.
No. 1381929
>>1381856He has money, and with the amount of wealth he has being fueled by paypigs and crypto, that gets him more than half way there. The other half is his efame (you'd be surprised how even a little efame brings the sluts in). Granted though that makes those broken art hos glorified prostitutes, but the ones he decides to keep around he ends up completely manipulating and wrapping around his finger and indoctrinates into his cult(he is a sociopath after all).
This will only end up biting him in the ass if he actually becomes a dad with those lovechildren he's rumored to have soon. But that wont be for at least 5-10 years down the line when those girls realize what he did to them and stop putting up with him having mistresses and shit, leave him and take him to the cleaners with child support. It's why I think he'll at least make one of them get an abortion (assuming those rumors are true).
No. 1387095
>>1382044No, but the chances of him turning into even more of a disgusting blob as his metabolism slows down as he gets older are pretty high. That, combined with what
>>1381929 said and his efame eventually running out because he's a lazy shit coasting on an aborted Adult Swim show, will leave him in a state sadder than maybe even Lowtax.
No. 1387796
File: 1638933127600.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 265.84 KB, 1839x1457, received_10155810547147772.jpe…)

Sam Hyde cock NFT
No. 1389214
File: 1639087721073.jpg (55.95 KB, 720x405, 252865_231918323500605_5997346…)

>>1389123This, plus his shitty advices about learning a trade, how retarded one has to be to buy any of this crap? All these cringe youtube channels posting cuts from hydewars and his podcast making him look like some based redpilled wise man, with comments from retarded zoomer fanboys are so pathetic.
No. 1389330
>>1389214>>1389221>>1389261Reminder that Sam Hyde is the art hipster son of wealthy parents and his Based Rightwing Redpill stuff was always hardcore grift
Dude went to Carnegie Mellon to get a BA in film and landed a gig at Adult Swim. Anyone who bought into his blue collar workin man theme should headbutt a moving bus
No. 1393052
>>1392767God it’s so funny how far he’s fallen lmao. Being compared to a literal homosexual, the type of thing 5 years ago Sam would probably freak out about, but now, as long as he’s getting exposure, it’s fine lol. It must be eating him up inside to know that in 5-10 years, this will be his legacy.
>>1393011It was originally posted by one of his exes years ago now
No. 1393091
>>1377305is this a discord group for girls that were
victims of 4chan scrotes?
No. 1393161
>>13930658ch already matched his dick pics to the bathroom seen in his old apartment vids
(
>>1376804 )
and Sam's foot is seen in one of them
https://archive.md/AyBcIlol
No. 1393188
File: 1639551807642.jpg (16.09 KB, 460x359, 47d59c405237a9595b4f9ecc807b30…)

>>1393161I expected Sam's dick I didn't need his butthole too
No. 1393883
>>1393154Yes
victims? Also sage your low quality post
No. 1394721
File: 1639688473255.png (663.9 KB, 1080x2300, Screenshot_20211216-160018.png)

hey team lets make sure he doesnt get to fight epic meal time. time to Spam Harley of epic meal time that sam is a gross degenerate. lets get to work
No. 1396240
File: 1639848995006.jpg (552.18 KB, 1015x969, 1639847953656.jpg)

>>1395685Trannyfaggots probably don't have high standards (over 50% seem to have weird deformed shrimpdicks of their own), like this guy
>>1384967 No. 1396448
back in the day i’d watch a lot of mde
i thought it was really gay when the youtube channel was deleted or when sam deleted it himself right before they went to california to film that shitty cartoon network show
started watching again after sam brought nick onto the podcast… don’t know who that fat joey wigger guy is but he kinda grew on me… really enjoyed a lot of the earlier podcasts with nick Nd paid the 5 bucks for gumroad but boy, have the last few podcasts been garbage
sams pretty gay… who are these fags he pays to be around him? why are they all teens? its not normal… paying gay unfunny spics … what’s up with that… hmm
anyway look at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47V86gwgaFYthey put this up on the gumroad the other day for a 3 week old episode
its real gay
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 1402450
>>1391183Except Hitler wasn't Jewish. And if the SS saw the grift Sam was putting on in 1930's Germany, I'm afraid he'd be thrown in Dachu.
I remember Sam making fun of disabled people too. Basically, you can judge a person by the fruit they produce. By that I mean do they show empathy and help the less fortunate? Sam does all of those things… oh wait… he does none of them.
Most people are stuck in the cycle of indifference and fo not do anything for others but to comfort and protect themselves, which is fine… Sam on the other hand does this at the expense and sometimes suffering of others.
(namefag) No. 1403030
>>1402713talking about sam's coworkers, what happened to trappped? that guy went away and then zackary took place who also left clearly on bad terms if the 8kun thread is taken seriously.
trappped just disappeared and never said anything anywhere.
No. 1403682
I came here to learn more about Hyde's degenerate proclivities out of curiosity but instead I get just histrionic womenfolk showcasing that apparently they can't even go online without
contriving a way to gossip and vent their hate-fuck feelings for men they're ashamed to be attracted to (like fat old Donnie Tacobowl as another example, gross right?).
And yeah, it's a lot of women posting itt.
Listen I totally love and respect women (:]) but sometimes it's obvious by the way you type.
calm down, and remember the more you try to appear like you don't care, the more it looks like you do.
AND to be fair, all lolcow obsessed types,regardless of sexual organ, are the biggest losers fr what's the fucking deal with that
also sam's literally jewish and his ostensibly held political beliefs should really be taken with a serious grain of salt, considering the previously mentioned faggotry he engages in
(many of you probably live in a cuckoo fruedian fantasy where exactly all those people who disagree with you are the ones unknowingly puppeted by some sexual hang-up,
so Sam is actually a pathological self-hating gay preacher type and not just a grifter who definitely knows he's a faggot and just under a guise of irony and false pretenses for moneygrubbing.).
look basically all those getting genuinely angry over that politcal aspect of it are just wasting their time and emotional energy in a way that is admittedly kinda funny in a cosmic sorta way.
Listen, next time you're about to get heart palpitations over internet celebrity/ infamous individual parasitism or even if you're considering responding to this very post I'm not ever going to look at again.
Stop it nigga seriously. redirect that anger towards working out and losing weight, so you stop doing this. or not.(scrotesplaining)
No. 1404052
File: 1640771905596.gif (2.77 MB, 628x640, dspats.gif)

>>1403682Lmao nobody here is talking about race, we're all making fun of Sam for being a fat slob sex addict, internet has-been and future child support paypig
No. 1404060
File: 1640773182909.png (374.85 KB, 537x645, 1585783960317.png)

>>1403682
>puppeted by some sexual hang-up>a pathological self-hating gay preacher>a grifter who definitely knows he's a faggot>moneygrubbinghe does all the work for us by wildly projecting.
No. 1404445
File: 1640812966079.jpg (291.11 KB, 1400x1810, 1638569003712.jpg)

My favorites have to be
>the more you try to appear like you don't care, the more it looks like you do
>this very post I'm not ever going to look at again
Least projecting moid on lolcow who totally isn't reading this cucks himself into having to seethe in silence
No. 1404591
>>1404345This kinda reminded me of how Sam has no friends his age because, as he said in that one video, he is totally incompatible with functioning adults. Like a dude his age with a family and a job and a healthy marriage would immediately be able to suss out Sam is
toxic, which are literally his words lol. It’s funny because he knows it but his fans are so fucking stupid that they’ll laugh along with his self depreciating humor and continue to pay for his shitty gum road/work for him.
But that also makes me wonder how he’ll continue to be friends with Nick. Nick seems normal but obviously turns a blind eye to all the shit Sam does, so he’s definitely a freak too, but I wonder how he’ll be able to reconcile all of it when his daughter is older. Is Sam really the type of person you want anywhere near your family? I’m only saying that since Nick is a source of revenue for Sam atm. Or imagine if Sam ends up having a daughter - remember when he said he would sniff his own daughter’s panties, and that’s why he didn’t want to have a girl? Because he’s too screwed up in the head to just be, you know, a normal fucking person or dad?
>>1403682Also this is just some guy with a big enough hardon for Sam to try and copy his writing style lol what a freak
No. 1408196
>>1374575>>1376186>>1376804Wow he has a really small dick, especially for someone as tall as him. That's like 4.5-5 inches. Even the shape is ugly.
>>1376867Lol ikr. The anons itt saying they would want his dick must be as insecure and damaged as his
victims. Smh. I feel bad for anyone who chose to fuck a dick as ugly as this one.
No. 1408635
>>1408331No offense but that info is readily available if you just look up Sam Hyde + marky and go on images or if you find that other compilation of the blonde girl who talks about how he wanted to fuck her 14-16yo friend. Also if you click on the link OP provided. No one is going to repost such obvious evidence because you’re lazy and it’s already been done on every single Sam Hyde thread. Plus it’s not even real
proof because it’s just hear say. I still believe those girls and that Sam is a pedo but until someone can recover his destroyed hard drive or those videos he took of his underage gfs, we’ll most like never have solid legal proof.
No. 1409379
>>1408953Fair enough, although I was also interested if there was even just a convo screencap from one of the
victims which clearly said anything about being 15 years old. It wouldnt be good enough for court, but would still be of interest
No. 1409848
1403682>>1403733>>1403753>>1403817>>1403830>>1404030>>1404052>>1404060>>1404591
>>>calm down, and remember the more you try to appear like you don't care, the more it looks like you do. AND to be fair, all lolcow obsessed types,regardless of sexual organ, are the biggest losers fr what's the fucking deal with that.
So, calm down but also care enough to be a lolcow degenerate loser? I don't get it?
Sam being Jewish and a Trump supporter is all one needs to know. His father, though successful, is a mammon lover and from what I can see, is pretty full of himself. Passed on traits, indeed. Plus, Sam looks like Trotsky and hangs out with fat degenerate Jews,
What really sucks more than anything else is that people are handing over their money to these degenerates. Women who show boobs on JewFans get millions of dollars in a month, and degenerate Jewtube stars are racking in the money doing nothing productive other than streaming, playing video games and showing their private parts.
>>>look basically all those getting genuinely angry over that politcal aspect of it are just wasting their time and emotional energy in a way that is admittedly kinda funny in a cosmic sorta way.
Agreed! The problem is children and teenagers look up to Sammi boy like a father figure.
I guess the moral of the story is bad publicity is good publicity. So, the best option is to ignore this freak and get on with your life.
>>>Stop it nigga seriously. redirect that anger towards working out and losing weight, so you stop doing this. or not.
Also, read New Testement and help the less fortunate. God provides. No better time than today to help those in need in the service of God and work out, lift weights and run. Also, plant a veggie in your yard.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
No. 1412022
File: 1641665847204.png (10.23 MB, 2208x1242, 17817481-03D0-4482-BB6A-B9C6B7…)

Screenshot of newest SH vid…. But wtf is this thing
No. 1412084
>>1412022At least half of the girls that get caught up in the Sam maelstrom seem just so trashy. I know that some of them are
victims, but when I look at this girl or the pic of marky or charlotte, I literally get a nasty smell in my nose.
Also Im not saying theyre physically ugly necessarily, it's to do with something else? They just make you feel dirty
I guess it makes sense - Sam Hyde looks like a hobo, so he spends his nights rolling around in the trash.
No. 1412101
>>1412022Couldn't avoid watching the new video lol. Having another cow like iDubbz was a good combo.
I'm pretty sure the whole thing about the weed, lean and shit they talk early on the video could've been damage control. There's no proof they wrote that document before meeting Ian, so this Eve person could still be spilling genuine milk. Also, we can see him/her/whatever in the footage too.
>>1412099Yeah, I'd believe it.
No. 1412108
File: 1641672306462.png (53.03 KB, 287x176, image_2022-01-09_000452.png)

Who is this cuttie ? w
No. 1412187
>>1412022Little summary of thoughts or some shit of what I've wasted my time in:
They're all spergs who can't turn off their characters, so I think most that was shown was actually real. If iDubbz had released the video Sam and his team would've looked stupid.
The Sam's interview with Ian was supposedly going to have no cuts, yet it gets interrupted just when they're going to move unto the good shit. Only a retard would've believed the phone couldn't record his segment on women.
In the end it was a shit video. The novelty died pretty quick. If the official one comes out maybe it'll be better.
No. 1412203
File: 1641678735592.png (45.81 KB, 102x313, image_2022-01-09_014947.png)

He hangs out with really weird people and his reset content is also shit have u seen "great war" ? shit looks like a something that filthyfrank would make on acid
No. 1412341
File: 1641687730169.jpeg (400.89 KB, 1938x1242, 09A5B0E3-55D1-4FF1-97CA-1FD6ED…)

>>1412116LOLLL he looks so ugly, I’m not surprised given it’s a troon but holy shit, those overgrown roots and piss yellow strands. Btw did anyone notice when the troon fixed Sam’s hat? I didn’t know it was him at first but thought that it looked kind of weird.
I find it extremely disconcerting how Sam can switch between character and go serious mode too. Only because it can trick people into relief, like “thank god he’s not fucking with me anymore”. I don’t blame idubbz for not posting the doc lol.
No. 1412390
There is likely a good subset of Sam's paying fanbase that wouldn't/doesn't give a shit about any of this, and would continue to support him until he runs himself into his own grave (for nothing else, the spectacle). It's no secret that he's a scoundrel, and he even shows a bit of it on his videos. This begs the question, why do you guys sit around in this thread "milking" his oh-so-soured milk?
I ask this because it seems that there are a good subset of anons here who want nothing to do with supporting this guy, ironic considering that participants in this thread give him significantly more attention and "press" than any youtuber commenting on the next unpolished hydewars entry (much less anyone that /actually/ matters). Though this is my first time visiting this chan, i've seen this continued sentiment floating around for the better half of a decade now, and I can't help but note that you guys are more dedicated fans to him analyzing his every move than the rando youtuber who's never even visited his gumroad. Sure, this is a general critiq on lolcowism in general, yet this continued interest seems counter-intuitive considering how deep sam seems to cut for y'all.
>>1412187> yet it gets interrupted just when they're going to move unto the good shit Only a retard would've believed the phone couldn't record his segment on women.it actually cut out at a segment on men being feminized (a follow up from his comment on fantano's interview i presume), not sure where you translated that to "on women". Regardless, leaking a peek like that would be a pretty retarded move if idubbbz had the whole interview on hand
(sage your shit) No. 1412556
>>1412203 yeah he may be a pedo who had relations with a 16 year old + stalker + employs a transexual that is part of his "crew" + exposes himself on the internet + has a cockring but he's a comedian first everything else later
He's sure entertaining everyone here, right?
No. 1412645
>>1412390Tracking the lives of famous fuckups gives you a primer on the darker sides of reality. It is fun to observe their absurd lives.
Basically, Sam Hyde is a 36 year old budget Epstein living with his army of retarded minions in a stinky cave where they do drugs and abuse retarded drug-addict women. That would be funny enough, except they also give advice videos that are religiously followed by legions of dumb zoomers who themselves dream of one day being 36 year old adult babies living in a drug den. How do you not get why it's funny?
(sage) No. 1412838
>>1412645this is a good answer, thank you
> How do you not get why it's funny?this question might be better directed at those who want him totally ‘cancelled’ ASAP. ive been enjoying the mayhem 4 a bit now
No. 1412864
>>1412849>Not fakeHe's an obvious sociopath with NPD who lies about everything from his upbringing to the real reason he's got to eliminate "
toxic" people from his life constantly. It's one thing when u reavaluate your friend group as you age and grow apart from ppl…it's quite another when you've burnt every single bridge from your past life and replace your peers with yesmen fans half your age to stroke your ego constantly.
No. 1412882
>>1412864Tha was a smart move that he did. The people who he used to hang out with are the same people who made the stories about him being a pedophile because they got jealous. I'll do the same and cut out the
toxic people too. Do you want to call the people who betrayed you "friends". I don't think so.
No. 1412895
>>1412390My memory fucked up, I pay attention just not close enough because the video was a bore. What I remember though was that at the start they said they would show the stuff as Sam doubted Ian would release the material at this point, so it does seem more like he tries to hide something.
Also now I remember they said they got this girl to pose as Sam's crackhead girlfriend. At first they described her as an actual crackhead, but then later in the video they said she was an actress. There's this inconsistency when he talks about stuff that makes me think Sam is just making up (inconsistent) lies to save face or not be attacked.
No. 1412931
>>1412882Yeah it's really weird how every original collaborator and person who worked on MDE as well as every friend and ex gf Sam has ever had are all the
toxic ones. It couldn't possibly be that there are a million different red flags he gives off that imply that he is indeed an unsavory character and overall scumbag.
No. 1412936
>>1412895Sam does the "lol I was just trolling" thing like every other obnoxious unfunny hack. Says one thing then contradicts it and acts like he's immune to criticism because "lol it was a joke dude". Like how he speaks at length, seriously and without any sarcasm at all, about how he never smokes weed and how it's not good for you, then lights up a joint in the next video. It's not sarcasm or irony and it's not even humor, it's just like he has a number of set pieces that he repeats because he lacks the ability or will to make any actual material.
Even disregarding the drama and his "team" of long haired pothead guys half his age, Sam is pretty fucking pathetic these days. He tries to do something more serious than just being a clown but he can't take anything seriously or interact with people in a way that's anything other than "haha I'm trolling you and being obnoxious lol". It's really cringy seing any of his content with people outside of his team because it's painfully obvious that he lacks a basic level of social competence. He strikes me as the only child and as having been way too spoiled as a child, so now he can only interact with people who will let him have everything his way.
The part in the idubbz video where they watch his "classic material" is funny because it really is so much better than anything he's put out for the last 8 years or so. All he makes is his boring ass talk show which is the same regurgitated discussions with nick or bic or whoever wants to be his prop. A unrehearsed 2 min cell phone video in the bathroom mirror making funny voices about someone taking his chocolates has more comedic value than 10 hours of his recent 5-man team studio productions.
No. 1412952
File: 1641751590196.png (1.01 MB, 800x936, Untitled.png)

Feel like we don't talk enough about how fucking butt-ugly Sam is. Giant honker nose, squinty pig eyes, scraggly homeless-man beard, hair looks like roadkill, puckered anus lips, giant forehead and receeding hairline. Everything about him is just so unattractive. He is a true 0/10.
No. 1413041
>>1412986This anon said >it's quite another when you've burnt every single bridge from your past life
>>1412864 I didn't know that he actually stopped contacting them
No. 1413963
>>1413818i've never seen anything about his parents come out. is it a well-known fact that his parents are rich? where did that come from?
watched his newest video and i hate how he's just trying to draw attention to his podcast using idubbbz name. obviously this isnt new, but it still irks me whenever people do this. it was weird to see him say that he doesn't care about politics in that "interview" w/ ian though.
No. 1414104
>>1413982thank you
nonnie!
No. 1414224
File: 1641868613024.jpg (5.03 KB, 259x194, t.jpg)

>>1414208>He's just a comedian leave him alone!lol
Plenty of his retarded fans take him seriously and send him love letters to talk about on his podcast and give advice to them. You can't have your cake and eat it too Sammy.
No. 1414431
File: 1641897308282.jpg (64.23 KB, 780x750, Sam-780x750.jpg)

He can be good looking but he is uglymaxxing for comady or someshit idk he sill gets crackhead pussy so why would he care about his looks
No. 1414521
>>1414431this thread is such a fucking embarrassment. No he's not good looking in any sense of the word. He is objectively ugly and even he knows that because scrotes always try to use their flaws as protection. "hurr i know im ugly it's the JOKE guys". ok sam. Nice cope for looking like the local nonce 24/7.
This thread is full of scrotes trying desperately to prop up Sam so they can feel better about themselves. "g-guys sam is kinda hot right?" Nah and either are you, Kevin.
No. 1414618
>>1414526if free sex with idiot teenagers with tragic backstories is all he wants, then he can be ugly all he wants. But these are the same girls incels prey on because no decent woman would look twice at any of them and they need the girl to be borderline brain-damaged.
Sam will never have a real connection with a woman, and you can tell. He needs girls to rely on him and defer to him because he's an insecure mess. He can not take bing challenged on anything, despite insisting on being in the public eye. Listening to that call between him and Tim Heidecker where you can tell how pissed off he is, how hard he's trying to cope with having no control of the situation because Heidecker has a bigger fanbase. His voice wavering and him trying desperately to not sound angry and trying to flip that on Heidecker lol. Listening to this faggot stumble his words on a phone call makes me think it doesn't matter how big he is irl because he's a scared child that would get anxious and start sweating as soon as someone said boo to him.
He is a typical Daddy's boy that was given handouts and every opportunity to improve his life, but instead he pissed it away for the lols and now he has no one or anything of real value. He knows that deep down. Surrounded by hanger-ons and climbers. He can't even talk to iDubbz without all his buddies there to help him "troll". He's absolutely pathetic and a decade past his prime.
No. 1414908
>>1414903Sam's whole schtick is being a scumbag scam artist. People who take him seriously deserved to get ripped off for the $2 a month on
https://samhyde.gumroad.com/ or whatever it is.
No. 1415099
File: 1641969930883.jpeg (26.58 KB, 269x263, A5F425DD-4C49-4C0B-8E07-DC5010…)

mde is dead. please close this book already.(unsaged autism)
No. 1415309
File: 1642001563797.jpg (69.65 KB, 1272x800, ZxFOwGG.jpg)

>>1414614cant agree
(sage your shit) No. 1415320
>>1415014tell us about he diaper dungeon
>>1415313sam associates with too many trannies for it to be fake. even that he's into his own anal stimulation with dildos is an indication of homosexual behavior.
No. 1415778
>>1415411neck wider than jaw is a good look as long as the guy is muscly and his skull is wider than the neck
fat neck wider than entire head is a look that only works for Patrick Star
No. 1416295
File: 1642097878410.jpg (13.56 KB, 450x329, a98024_neck_1-nfl.jpg)

>>1416105Mogged
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 1418924
File: 1642357980278.jpeg (369.38 KB, 1242x2259, 3CEC2350-A7E1-47DF-8816-9FB178…)

>>1418919Sorry for repost but this is in his favorites lmao
No. 1419317
>>1419230This is true, but I don't get why it's such a point of contention. He's been open about the fact he was a hormonally banjaxed writeoff from the getgo and has never shied away from that fact. He has the awareness to understand the maladjustment that is or was a reality for a lot of people on the wavelength that gravitated towards MDE pre the alt-right absorption that followed world peace when he got more overtly political. Not rimming him nor am I trying to refute the claims some of you are hitting off with in this thread. He's hitting 40 now and is milking lowbrow self-help shite for money as he has admitted himself numerous times. Regardless, he is a genius and was a definite positive influence for young fellas that were in the same boat as him at one stage one way or another. I can say now that I'm both physically and mentally well-developed, but I've been totally lost as well and coming across tissue box at 12 years old was profoundly uplifting, as stupid as that sounds. I came across this thread by chance and have been lurking with morbid curiosity, which I feel guilty about, but I can tell you lot are on the same wavelength I was referring to. The world is a poisonous place, some people are more susceptible than others in certain respects, yet a certain tenderness can still be gleaned. I understand your grievances and I'll admit Sams surface-level demeanor has probably amounted to a middlefinger both irl and online, but idk if this fully detracts from the sheer affirmative presence both he and the group managed to maintain throughout the years. I'm blocked and am probably talking shite, so I'll conclude by saying up the INLA, Marian Price walks the streets and MDE never dies. Etc etc
No. 1419401
>>1419391ah yes, the two measures of success in life
>how many people you can fuck over>how many teenagers you can abusethe absolute state of scrote life goals kek
No. 1419410
File: 1642399731523.jpg (24.11 KB, 499x500, e8d1d3d1a0fd6e0eff593a066b3dd4…)

>>1419391>I'm idolizing this ugly faggot because I'm an ugly faggot men cannot stop posting Ls
No. 1426398
I’m gonna post here and then probably never again. When I was 16/17 I was dating someone who was a huge MDE fan, we both lived in CT and he had started talking to Sam as friends online and even met up with him to go to the mall a couple times, where he mentioned to me that Sam was intimidating. (Apparently Sam had been living in his moms house in CT at the time, so it was easy to meet up). He met Charles too on one of the mall dates and just said that he was “really weird”. Not really any further detail. Sam ended up adding both me and my best friend at the time on Facebook. We were all teenagers. My boyfriend who he hung out with was a year older than me, but Sam was still 10 years older than it us so in my opinion it’s weird that a 27 yo old man was hanging out with kids that young. Anyways, Sam started messaging my best friend when we were at her house, and he convinced us to Skype him. In the Skype call he basically kept just trying to convince us to come to his moms house or to let him come to us. Luckily, we were only talking to him for entertainment purposes because we thought he might be funny and were actually really creeped out by him since he was an ugly, gross, older man to us as teens. Later, after the call, he would message me on fb asking to meet up and asking me if I’m “really dating an MDE fan”. He then reached out to my boyfriend at the time and asked him if he could hook up with me or if that would “put him in the dog house” with him. I always just jokingly answered him and played around with him and he eventually stopped trying to talk to me. I had no interest in that hairy smelly fugly beast at 17 and neither did my friend. (Who was also 16/17). Reading all these stories make me thankful that I didn’t ever actually decide to meet up with him and neither did my friend. Oh one more weird thing: he begged me to make a fake Reddit account to “like” all these posts he linked me to of his on Reddit. Really strange.
No. 1434101
>>1433874No sympathy for Sam, but I'm really curious as to what Ian's angle was with this doc to begin with. Like he can't seriously be so arrogant to believe Sam wouldn't just punk him the entire time? Did he not do any research into the guy whatsoever?
Just let him fade into obscurity. I don't know why anyone with a large platform would think giving this guy a voice is a good idea in any capacity at this point. Seems like nothing more than a way to get views for their own channel. What a miserable life both these dudes must have.
No. 1434512
File: 1643993022878.jpg (87.39 KB, 983x567, SamandIan.jpg)

>>1432993this still just makes idubz look bad. sam handled himself really well and was towering over Ian the whole time lmao. it's funny how Ian chose to edit the clips of sam talking darker so that he looks more evil
No. 1434754
>>1434690People have been asking this question for like 5 years now LMAO.
Long story short: they had a big falling out and haven't done anything together since 2017.
No. 1437262
>>1435993stupid wrong and embarassingly idiotic
sams fans are laughing at the doc ian released and if u put down your vibrator (boyfriend) for one second and read the comments ud see that lmao
(scrote) No. 1437376
>>1436828he probably can hide it better.
>>1436940right? birds of a feather flock together.
No. 1438182
File: 1644357879008.jpg (72.52 KB, 397x705, received_10155032976812772.jpg)

Weird motherfucker.
No. 1438226
>>1437302this guy comes off as an autist with emotional problems in part from his struggle with expressing himself and his feelings, but not as crazy as the sam hyde fanatics on the other farms makes him out to be. the fidgeting, punching his doll, very borderline wall-punching stuff. he should have written himself a script to perform to give his side instead of going off the cuff and having to feel it intensely all over again. it does come off as honest this way though. it's good that he's seeing a therapist, it's is more than most of the shitty guys in this community would do. however, he's still nursing his ego by framing himself as a good guy whose deeds have not gone unpunished. he feels sorry for himself that standing up for minors is what cost him a career when it's the people he chose to associate with that did. he's good at music in comparison with the incredibly small pool of competition he has within the racist comedy community, which let's face it, is not very artistically inclined or even values the arts, but broadly he's not doing anything all that special with his sound. it sounds like he's using his own vocals which are too thin and strained to make an appealing tone. it's like continuing to play with an instrument that's out of tune, because it would hurt too much to change. holly herndon released a soundpack of her own vocals called holly+ that other people can use and modulate for free. he can start with trying to continue to improve and to attract an audience more aligned with his values, and maybe question what his values even are in the first place, why he regrets doing the right thing, and why he's so thirsty for recognition in the first place.
No. 1438899
>>1437376nah, nick is definitely normal.
he owns a successful antique mall with his wife and has a kid. they have a nice home and doing pretty well. his wife also seems really nice too.
No. 1439063
>>1438402I’m pretty sure Nick is just, like, a normal dude with a sort of shady past. On an old 8ch thread someone said he does a lot of drugs, or did anyway, but I honestly think other than that he’s probably just a normal guy who’s sort of a scumbag, the latter being because he has to be to hang out with Sam. Dude’s got his life set and has a daughter so I doubt we’ll learn about his skeletons any time soon.
>>1438861I would literally donate to this to make it happen.
No. 1439083
>>1438861Nobody has been able to do this correctly yet. You would have to interview a dozen or more people who worked on MDE in the past. idubbbz didn't bother talking to even one person who was involved before the last year or two besides Nick and Sam, or if he did he conveniently left it out.
>How much of a genuine idiot would I beIf you're really worried, put it out under a different name.
No. 1439090
>>1438861+++ if you can manage to get on record voice interviews with people (channing, don jolly, james price, eve/evan etc, doubt you could get charls but that would sink it)
+++++ if you can somehow bait/punk Sam (dont think this is possible for teh avg joe)
also a plus if you keep people updated about the kind of harassment Sam sends your way, like that guy who was eventually forced to private related vid when he went over the channing stuff (I kno that he got doxxed and they started posting his private info in 4ch threads) (also learn from his mistakes, his vid is kind of shitty).
No. 1439149
File: 1644449441987.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 817.19 KB, 857x1431, 7692499A-49FB-44FB-B3CF-8D057B…)

There is something truly horrific about his unshaved face. Minus the strange haircut, he looks like a naked mole rat.
No. 1439173
File: 1644451728520.jpeg (78.97 KB, 640x799, bumfights.jpeg)

>>1439099the problem with this is that institutions like vice and broader neoliberal culture promote pornsick grooming, pushing minors into sex work, legitimizing autogynephilic fetishists as an innate sexuality and protected class. so sam's only crime to this culture is doing all the same while saying no-no words and not giving lip-service to the journalist class. he's already pivoting to calling out the hypocrisy with like the worse degenerates. like when the bumfights guy went on the dr. phil show dressed up as him to make a point that they both exploit people, and like pointing a finger at dr. phil as the worse exploiter because at least the bumfights guy wasn't a hypocrite and was open about being a callous shithead.
>>1439149he associates any kind of grooming with faggotry. ergo bare face = male nurse stupid liberal useful idiot for the powers that be who want to remove the stigma for pedophiles and legitimize them as MAPs( minor attracted people).
His whole new scheme is like, "hey i'm not that bad a guy compared to these people who want to do what i do on a grand scale!" if he was very confident that this stuff wouldn't eventually get push back he would pivot as a MAP and start calling anyone who whined about his predilection for teenage girls "Mapphobic."
No. 1439197
File: 1644452889761.jpeg (274.73 KB, 1017x1808, 1526731740064.jpeg)

>>1439173Sam is still stuck with the alt-right/nazi label, so if ur gonna trick Vice or another Bernstein to write about Sam again, it'll be about that, instead of his degeneracy/fan grooming.
No. 1439237
>>1439222That shit doesn't matter so much. Think like a sociopath, think like Sam does. What matters is journos writing about gumroad. That's the key. Reporting Sam's content directly to gumroad for TOS violation doesn't result in anything, gumroad doesn't give a shit. But it would give a shit if the media starts putting pressure on them for their sketchy "nazi content" hosting/platforming.
Without his gumroad Sam would have to rely entirely on crypto donations or waste his own/investor money making a different platform, and he can't pay his zoomer slaves doing that. It would be gg for him, a stake into his kike heart.
(sage) No. 1446293
File: 1645205241486.png (3.45 MB, 2048x1152, GammonVaervafSOgay.png)

No. 1448620
Open question to people who have worked with Sam (that might have a beef with him, him not paying you, etc).
Does Sam run a clean office? As in the major software (OS, big expensive programs like Maya, etc.) is licensed and paid for?
If not then
https://reporting.bsa.org/r/report/add.aspx?src=us&ln=en-usShit is serious too, if you have solid info/proof they will literally come in and raid his office and give you a cut of what he owes down the line.
No. 1449077
File: 1645496920897.png (241.41 KB, 586x715, image_2022-02-21_212700.png)

>>1362733>>1448410it was taken from his twitter before it was purged and before the trans thing started. the dude used to be a crossdresser while dating some egirl and before trooning out.
As for social media he's always used the "rainsfx" handle, but recently deleted everything. used that name on twitter, instagram furaffinity and also artstation
No. 1450066
damn I hadn't looked into Sam Hyde Drama since the days that weird ricardo lopez shitmuncher JMAA spent all day talking to himself about it on /mde/ but that 1team expose is pretty damning. evan being in both docs makes it a super easy redpill
>>1435594appreciate whichever one of you weirdos was trying to psyop /tv/ but "Look the shit up on lolcow" is dead giveaway it's a LARP. side by side 'evan'/'eve' + link to 1team blog = job done
No. 1453278
Hey guys… I was somewhat a fan of Sam's. Not a huge fan or anything but I thought his comedy and social media antics are funny. I pay for his gumroad which me and my friend share.
The other day, I saw a bunch of people on Twitter retweeting one of his tweets and calling him a pedophile and stuff. I decided to see what that was all about so I googled it and found all the drama. I've read just about everything there is. I am completely sickened by Sam, and even more sickened because I sent him a donation once and I've been paying for gumroad.
Everyone has some skeletons in the closet, but not like this. I feel inspired to make a video about Sam which compiles all of the evidence. I am very good at making videos and I have a decent following on Youtube, which I will not discuss here. I will probably need someone else to narrate the video since someone will recognize my voice. I'm good at editing, writing, and making videos that are concise and hold peoples' attention. I'm thinking of a title like "Sam Hyde Exposed! He Can't Keep Getting Away With It".
Other people really need to know who they are supporting. Sam has his audience under the impression that he doesn't watch porn or do drugs, and that he's a pretty decent guy, just with an artistic, eccentric bend. I was never expecting to find what I found about Sam. I believe much of it is true because of the little caveats Sam drops in his videos and instagram stories. Just the other day, he said in his instagram story that he had to go to the doctor once for chlamydea because he had been cheating, and that the Asian doctor said he would cure him quickly so that his girlfriend would never know. His audience thinks these are jokes but these quips come from a sickening reality.
Of course many of his followers will defend him to the end, but many will turn away. Is a little documentary necessary, or will 2 pregnant girlfriends eventually ruin him for us? Anyways, if anyone would like to do that, I think separate threads need to be started. I'm not an expert on all of the Sam lore, but we would have to start from the beginning. Perhaps new evidence will come out in the meantime. I can pull out the best information and story lines from people hashing it out in threads.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
No. 1453306
>>1453295Yeah you are probably right. It's hard for me to do the video right because all of the information is so all over the place. I don't know the exact time table of how everything has gone down. If I didn't have a bunch of other things going on, I would probably just get really autistic and figure it out myself. But I don't have time for that. I really don't have time to make a video on Sam either but I would set the time aside. I'm mad that Sam has a practically blemish-free reputation in the alt right sphere. He's a hero to everyone but he's anything but that. I've always restrained myself from getting revenge on people, but I'm especially bothered by this. People need to know that Sam Hyde is a legit pedophile, among other things.
I think it's crazy how Sam has had a live-in girlfriend all this time. It's so weird how he hides her and doesn't give her any credit for her graphic design. It's obvious that it's so he can still attract other girls because they think he's single. So much adds up.
I hate Sam Hyde.
No. 1453329
>>1453278Are males really this stupid? How was it not obvious Sam was a narc attention whore? Of course all narcs with a little bit of fame and money go out and abuse anyone they can.
Getting life advice from an obvious greasy trust fund pedo, just lmfao
No. 1453342
>>1453329Like I said, I wasn't Sam's #1 fan. I listened to his podcast and stuff, because I work from home and listen to all kinds of stuff while I work. I wasn't a huge Sam Hyde fan, which is probably why I'm about 6 years late to this party. I subscribed to his podcast… Whatever, it was entertaining to listen to.
And yes, obviously Sam is an attention whore. You can accuse just about any entertainer of this.
Obviously it was clear that Sam might have some issues, but "pedophile" is not one I would have ever expected. Weird homo-tranny fetish stuff is also not what anyone would ever expect either.
No. 1453396
>>1453342why are you blog posting here you dumb scrote? You roll in here talking about how you have to "expose" him with your videos that you are "really good at making" like we should be thankful? Go make it, why do you need our input?
I know you think you're super smart and are shocked you could be fooled like this, but have you considered you're just a fucking retard? You type like a damn autist.
God, men genuinely think they're all super special, even when they have the IQ of pond scum.
No. 1453493
>>1453462ok but anon have you considered that he's REALLY good at making videos?
Also
>I'm mad that Sam has a practically blemish-free reputation in the alt right sphere.oh wow, totally shocking a bunch of deranged racists, sexists and sandy hook conspiracists would be fine with a pedo being amongst them.
No. 1453845
>>1453382Like was said earlier, unless you have idubbz level fame/following no video on Sam like that is gonna stick, UNLESS you get people on voice/camera connected to him talking on record. People like Channing, James Price, Don Jolly, Zach, etc etc etc. Charls would be the biggest one but I dont think he'd ever do it.
If you can't do that but got the time it to make a vid regardless, it would mainly be an exercise to see how many of his minions Sam would summon to spam your youtube comments saying its fake and issue spurious takedown notices. And probably dox you and harass you all the while. That could be ammo for a different documentary maybe.
No. 1453875
>>1453342I'm sorry, maybe you are legit low IQ and extremely oblivious, but… Do you not know that the majority of /pol/ faggots and alt righters are pedophilic incels and definitely have a trap/femboy fetish?
There's a reason Sam appeals to these people.
No. 1458568
File: 1646499017560.jpeg (460.9 KB, 1242x612, 81FD3F45-619E-409C-9708-E267E2…)

“Sam Hyde is not a Ukrainian citizen, Sam Hyde is a comedian.”
Y’all. I cannot believe we’re living in a time where nuclear war may happen and we have Tucker Carlson explaining to his boomer viewers that Sam is, in fact, not the “he keeps getting away with it” man they must think he is. Jfc.
No. 1462125
File: 1646843447016.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 639.63 KB, 750x1083, F90D9155-AAB6-46B9-88FE-A108B8…)

>>1462090Picrel is me, anon I may not be anorexic but this what the boys like and I’m a curvy goddess uwu
Is anyone else sort of disappointed by the idubbbz documentary? I thought he was actually being exposed. But Sam Hyde was like gotcha lmao it was all an act and then not much else information was given. I’m not sitting through the truth about idubbbz can someone give me a rundown on that?
No. 1463121
>>1462125I thought the idubbbz documentary was stupid too. His analysis of Sam Hyde's comedy was just super basic. Really at this point it isn't even cloaked in irony; Sam Hyde makes racist and misogynistic jokes, end of. He probably really does believe it, as do most of the people who laugh at his jokes. Pre-World Peace cancellation you could've argued it was all irony and dark humor but we don't need pencil-necked idubbb's breaking it down for us. it's retarded.
and also I don't understand why idubbb's acted as if he wasn't a dude saying "niggerfaggot" and tricking Tana Mangoo into saying "nigger" just like, 5 years ago? Why bother trying to analyze Sam Hyde who is obviously not showing you his "true" self, when Ian could just analyze himself and why he liked saying nigger online? Or his buddy h3h3 liked courting the alt-right before Trump got elected? Speak on that, dubz. Sam Hyde's inner core is probably boring guy who didn't get enough attention and acts out now. Same as all the funny e-scrotes out there.
No. 1463708
The moral of the story is that grifters are going to grift. The H3H3 crew are Zionists (National Socialists for Israel, more like it, considering that ism was the very essence espoused by the Basel Zionist Congresses) and they went from being the most atrocious, unfunny YouTube video creators, with no more than 1000 views to their name, to the most atrocious, unfunny, bot-propped up YouTube stars courting Mossadnik Shillman Zio-Right propagandists; and then swithcing tunes and hosting a multi-millionaire "socialist" loser when the shekels dried up. The emancipated Zionist, is neither emancipated or an assimilationist. Their entite schtick of spewing racist "nigger faggot" rhetoric tells you all you need to know. They love the racist state of Israel, enough to pretend they are neutral on the conflict to appease the gentile crowd.
For Sam and Idubbz, they are just grifters, sometimes entertaining but always for the paycheck.
And no, I have nothing against Jews.(moral of this story: sage your shit)
No. 1465201
File: 1647107782943.jpeg (330.47 KB, 750x956, BA69D780-F1DD-47EB-A342-6773DE…)

RIP
No. 1488884
>>1382044>>1387095I think I heard him say on one of his early videos that he has marfan’s syndrome. Which is interesting considering they specifically say to those kids, “no contact sport”.
I think he says it in this video:
https://youtu.be/ts7V07Bc8g4(embed) No. 1491168
File: 1648977606914.png (286.97 KB, 887x565, borageoil.png)

>>1489564I'm still thinking he could be. dr WebMD told me not every case is recognizable visually. remember the HGH he reportedly takes is probably what is beefing up his face.
have a look at this picture of him on his deviantart, he states it was taken when he would have been 20
>>1419140He also has had Borage oil supplements in his house at some point, you can see them in the "Sard0, accent on the ohhhhh" as shown in pic
No. 1497600
>>1491841His fingers/toes are creepy and malformed
I could easily see him having some form of marfans, you see it more in pictures where he was skinny/young before he started roiding.
No. 1498450
>>1497600he looks like he has hitchhiker's thumbs, probably from gaming nonstop from childhood to adult hood,>>1439197 in this pic
>>1439149 extremely small baby hands like trump in this pic. the contrast between the skin on his hands and face is crazy. he has like 5 years of dead skin just sitting on his face. he's doesn't even know how to properly wash himself.
No. 1507354
>>1507157Sadly he has money now so he'll linger for a long time like bad smell because he pays people to shill his sorry ass on socials and 4chan.
Also shouldn't Sam's lovechildren be full term soon? It seems like things would be past the point of abortions being an option this far in.
No. 1510631
>>1504493Maybe, but there's 3 problems
1.) Some of the Sam Hyde detractors are unstable, they give everyone else a bad reputation
2.) Sam Hyde has a lot of credit with the type of people who would be into lolcows, they dont want to believe his background is filled with dirt because he is one of the few figures they look up to and trust
3.) Going against him gets you lots of attention from his servants, as well as a lot of unstable people with nothing to lose. Not worth it when there are easier lolcows
No. 1527554
>>1525158right wing grifter, sperged out when adultswim wouldnt renew his show, now very ugly/fat with a cult of NEET/failed life-type moids who follow his every move online and worship him.
His video editor has cow potential though
(sage your shit) No. 1529144
>>1507157He just did a podcast with shane gillis and nick mullen 2 of the biggest podcasters, cumtown also had rochefort on. People like him he just doesn't like doing stuff.
>>1504493Look at anthony cumia had a way bigger wave of people calling a pedophile going after him (check cumias demented world on youtube good doc) and no one cares, he still does a bunch of stuff because basically everyone in the entertainment world is a total degenerate, you are just more familiar with sam. Our elites are all raping kids it's the norm. (not a good thing but why no one will care)
No. 1538708
File: 1653417555024.png (1.94 MB, 1729x2036, 899cbfef75d002905962fd822a9240…)

>>1538699yes do that.
came here to post picrel found on 8kun
No. 1539622
File: 1653508859225.png (129.02 KB, 1080x2300, Screenshot_20220525-015456.png)

No. 1540267
>>1540073lol nah were gonna make an army and knock the retard on his ass and RUN him out of town. we gossip. but we also fight. HARD.
ARMY! keep reporting all his social medias and make sure he is gone.
spam his social medias with the message that he is a groomer.
all it takes is 1 minute.
(not your personal army) No. 1547732
>>1542946here's an idea: you become a famous youtuber that Sam will want to work with, and then you challenge him to a boxing match. But then again you won't, because instead of just doing shit and putting it out there youre trying to drum up support from imaginary people on some imageboard. we're not even sure you have a following or any videos at all yet alone enough sway to make a video for this particular situation.
Unless you do that then there's probably nothing you can do that will get through this guy's thick head because he only respects strength, but again hes probably been in very few situations where hes had people actually challenge him on that.
No. 1550691
I happened upon this thread a couple days ago, and honestly it fucked me up a bit. I gained alot of value advice from his vlogs, even though I know most of it isn't novel, he has a way of packaging it that gave me new perspectives. I.e "lvl 1 slime trying to beat the boss", get a skill, dont talk people down professionally(ironic), "gifted precocious child", etc.
The main thing that hooked me was some seemingly open he was about his failures and weaknesses. Just as Sam jokes about how young men won't be able to gain anything by listening to millionaires telling you to "just drink kombucha and meditate".
I say all this bc I see former fans getting roasted for ever liking Sam. Not everyone is terminally online, not everyone is refreshing obscure imageboards for new info. Maybe some of you saw it from a mile away, but for the average person who stumbled upon him, they wouldn't know more than what Sam says, and his sycophants in the comments.
I don't have shit to say but vent. I get a pit in my stomach when I think about it. PGL was my go to podcast, mainly bc Nick has god tier wit. Not sure what to do. I even grew to like Joeyy, b9 and bic (based on their online personas)
I can ignore the tranny thing, I can ignore him not actually having his shit together, I can ignore the weird fetishes, but the stuff with Mackey did it for me. I have a daughter so it esp got to me.
I'm done taking anything on the internet seriously, Sam was one of the few I thought I trusted. Plan to disconnect from all fringe internet communities and just focus on family, work etc.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
No. 1553371
>>1529142>joeyywhy why did you tell me about this anon
why
Didn't salem and yung lean do this like 10 years ago? Imagine being like 29 and fat and trying to be Post Malone and Yeat combined for 3k views.
No. 1558530
>>1557955um, isn't hollywood made up of jews?
>>1558475this
nonnie. i had a friend who religiously defended and liked sam hyde. when i tried to bring up anything about why sam isnt a good person hed tell me what he did to marky was fake news and sam hyde was just trolling and people take it serious. its so odd how deceived they are by his psuedo intelligence. i just never found him funny. i get what he is trying to do with his humor, but his execution is poor. plus his videos just ring more as horror, always being subjected to his greasy fish lips and bulging bug eyes.
No. 1559435
>>1557936Sam Hyde is literally a kike moron.
https://www.nytimes.com/1983/02/15/style/delora-l-gans-is-wed-to-dr-frederick-hyde.htmlhis parents:
Delora Louise Gans and Dr. Frederick Herbert Hyde were married yesterday in the chapel of the Episcopal Church of the Heavenly Rest in New York by the Rev. Beatrice Blair.
The bride, daughter of Del Stone Gans of Seattle and the late Mrs. Gans, is a flight attendant for Trans World Airlines. Dr. Hyde, son of Edythe S. Hyde of New Haven and the late Frederick Herbert Hyde, is a consultant on hospital building to Stephens & Hyde of New York and Los Angeles.
He was formerly associated with the investment banking firm of Smith Barney, Harris Upham and Company, and served as director of the faculty practice plan for the Yale Medical School, vice president for planning at Yale-New Haven Hospital and general counsel of the Connecticut Hospital Association in Wallingford. A magna cum laude graduate of Yale, he received degrees from its Medical and Law Schools. His previous marriage ended in divorce.
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 1563437
File: 1655441756297.jpg (127.8 KB, 1080x943, IMG_20220617_065350_626.jpg)

>>1563079A yes, what if the child consented though (and was a whore while at it)!
Talking about children, did everyone see yet what racemixed abominations the aging schizo spawned from his photoshop kween? Can't wait for her to start facetuning them.
I like how they have bags under their eyes already from being tired of existing against God's will.
No. 1564242
>>1564128if nobody cared Sam would have publicly owned up to it
notice how the last several years Sam has been completely avoiding public forums and live engagements where he might be forced to answer to some unsavory accusations
this is Frank Hassle btw:
https://vocaroo.com/dlmlwUuslAI imagine if that happened to Sam directly, lol he'd piss his pants
and that's what makes it funny and it's why Sam will never stop being haunted by it
No. 1564255
>>1564248the time to go to the police was when Sam still had the porno he made with Marky (illegal) but Marky chose the easier path of moving on with her life
Again I still think it's funny that Mr. Masculine and Roided runs away from questions like some pussy politician. Both his pedo stuff and what happened with him and Charls. I still remember when he started banning anyone bringing that shit up in his subreddit and afaik he still block people on social media for it.
Charls so far has managed to ignore people bringing it up in chat because of his schizo larp but Sam doesn't have that luxury.
No. 1564261
>>1564257he just outright ignores it and goes on long winded rants about how his past is behind him and everyone else just goes along with it because they accept Charls's crazy ways.
he's dropped some very angry hints about his past with Sam however
https://streamable.com/ykff0 No. 1567172
>>1564248That’s not rly true. His fiancé reported him to the FBI. When Sam tells the story you can tell he almost shit himself when they asked him, “Have you had any contact with children?”. This was before Marky, meaning that there are probably other teenagers or kids we have no idea about. Sam obviously ended up being let go but if someone got there hands on something incriminating enough, then yes, the police and the feds would care, as useless as they typically are.
Like if anyone who lived in Georgia around the time the show was filming on adult swim and has access to the messages he sent 14-15yos, then they could submit those as a tip. Maybe he sent dick pics idk.
No. 1570860
File: 1656092724602.jpeg (1.07 MB, 1640x2021, 47599740-5C57-46B2-A59C-5A801D…)

He’s on tiktok and he’s about as funny as his show was. Which is not funny at all. I think people around him are too scared to tell him how unfunny he is given he works with little scrawny troons and short men