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No. 1362733

Old Thread:
>>>/snow/1119974

https://sh1teamcancel.com/2021/10/31/1/
Fresh dump of hot shit, including stuff about that faggot bicflame
Not only did Sam happily hire and work with a transsexual, he also got some art bitch pregnant (will he make her get a late term abortion?)

Meanwhile Sam is spending all his time making shitty podcast and pretending to be a retard on twitter (trying to make money off crypto/nft), will ban/block you if you bring any of this up.
https://twitter.com/wigger/status/1453108649908387842(shit thread)

No. 1362739

>>1362733
Sam Hyde personally banned me from the MDE subreddit for saying that World Peace was 'okay'. Why are the edgiest scrotes also the most sensitive?

No. 1362744

Funniest thing he’s done in years is make godawful content for retard paypigs and hire people he wants to fuck to work on a game that will never exist. I’m sure someday soon the irony poisoned changirl he impregnated will be posting here spilling Sam’s sexual secrets. But how many times can you be told a failed comedian sucks dick before its just no longer news?

No. 1362756

>>1362733
heard he stiffs most people who work for him.

No. 1362759

didn't he get caught fucking a trap from 4chan? Anyway his show on adult swim fucking sucked and it was a small mercy he was such a giant retard he self-canceled kek

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>>1362733
kind of a slog to get to the funny stuff, which is all his perversions. the wet blanket tranny crying about not fitting into the drug use culture and shocked that the bigotry was unironic isn't really milk. the links on the bottom of that wordpress have the good shit.

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>>1362733
samuel writes a heartfelt check in with a good friend suffering from traumatic injury

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>>1362775
part two

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>>1362733
sam is a closet case control freak sex addict who tricked a bang maid into doing the work for his show, cooking, and cleaning up after him for a year. he pays her in btc which he yoinks back later rather merchantly

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>>1362787
part two

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>>1362791
part 3

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>>1362797
part 4

No. 1362937

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>>1362733
>https://sh1teamcancel.com/2021/10/31/1/

some tranny that's ok with everything he's whining about until he's "misgendered" while looking like this seems pretty milky himself

No. 1363139

>>1362937
right? cracking up at his low iq meltdown about being at the bottom of the male hierarchy or like actually getting treated somewhat like how the real women were being treated. if you ignore his bullshit, the tumblr link actually has substantial screenshots of the sexual abuse of high schoolers, emotional abuse of friends he's injured, and financial abuse of his simp sweatshop. he keylogged his hirelings and wouldn't pay them until they deleted their hard drives! the girl this autogynephile is with looks pretty young as well. i bet when this troid finally realizes how much he implicated himself as cut from just a slightly different abuser cloth he's going to regret sperging out. troons are hilarious.

No. 1364214

He got two girls pregnant at the same time. His stupid live in gf has literally no self respect to stay with him after knowing hes been cheating on her the entire time they've been together.

No. 1365189

Honestly I’m glad this thread exists, even if it is a shit thread lol. I hope his baby mammas ruin his life, or his kids can find the shit that he did in the future, if the pregnancy rumors are legit.

No. 1365287

>>1364214
He's 6'4 and pretty heavily built. Some women will accept literally any behavior if the man's body is large enough.

No. 1365359

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>>1362937
He looks like the great value version of Alan Ruck
>>1365287
he's absolutely revolting looking though. I understand that some girls can overlook goofy looking fuckers like Pete Davidson because of height, but Sam Hyde legit is repulsive. I can't get my head around willingly letting him nut in you.

No. 1365374

>>1365359
It's more to do with the delusion that he's "famous" lol. I've met his live in gf so I know. She literally is a starfucker although someone should tell these girls Sam Hyde isn't even close to zlist famous.

No. 1365385

>>1365374
Exactly. He doesn't need to be attractive or even a real celebrity. Just being a meme among terminally online /pol/tard zoomers is enough to attract some groupie attention. And the women he attracts are pretty bottom of the barrel themselves, so I'm not seeing much mystery here.

No. 1366076

>>1365374
Does she care about the pregnancy thing?

No. 1366080

>>1366076
I'm not sure she even knows about it though myself and others have attempted to tell here through online accounts she has. The problem with this is that Sam controls all of her social media and who she can talk to, won't even let her have any regular social media accts outside of her konzept Instagram which I'm sure he monitors as he does with her email.

No. 1366085

>>1366080
Ew, what a vile creepy pig of a man

No. 1366245

>>1366085
A boyfriend is only as creepy and vile as his girlfriend allows him to be. Maybe she has a kink for being controlled or someshit.

No. 1366251

>>1366245
She's convinced Sam Hyde is some generation defining "artist" or something. She left her regular college bf for Sam which is funny because Sam was the guys favorite comedian. She then proceeded to shit talk her bf and how he didn't get over her afterwards. She knows all about how vile Sam is and infact she's not much better herself.

No. 1366267

>>1366251
Seems like she’s as fucked up as Sam.
What else is new?

No. 1366301

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>>1366267
She's just your typical NYC art school hole.here she is with her ex she starfuck cheated on Sam with

No. 1366335

>>1366301
I bet she’s got main character syndrome.
How boring.

No. 1366339

>>1366335
Funny because Sam sat his self up to be getting pussy from multiple girls in his initial "office" set up but she was the only one who spread her legs lol. She was literally showing her pussy off bending over in short dresses and shit for all the guys in the office. Pretty nasty stuff. Hope she knows her future kids father is a legit pedo who's gone on record saying he wants a daughter to molest. I guess it's worth the 4th rate internet fame in her eyes.>>1366335(newfag can't sage)

No. 1366361

>>1366251
>She's convinced Sam Hyde is some generation defining "artist" or something. She left her regular college bf for Sam which is funny because Sam was the guys favorite comedian. She then proceeded to shit talk her bf and how he didn't get over her afterwards. She knows all about how vile Sam is and infact she's not much better herself.
tbf as regrettable as it is to say, but Sam Hyde is funnier then 99% of modern comedians, which says more about the state of the world

No. 1366371

>>1366361
The funniest part of that is that he is the most boring and least funny person irl. He literally hangs out with schizos who he pays and writes down their ideas for his "comedy". He didn't write one bit of that ted talk just as an example

No. 1366375

>>1366371
who wrote the ted talk?

No. 1366380

>>1366339
Do you mean of the girls working for him or just in general? I know for a fact he fucked a few prostitutes at the office lol. I cannot BELIEVE she would throw her youth away like this. I don’t mean to sound like an incel with the youth thing, it just boggles my mind you would spend your early 20s in the company for a repulsive sex pervert freak.

No. 1366385

>>1366380
Aw no I meant of the 3 girls living at the "office". He fucked multiple girls and prostitutes in his baby mama number 1s own bed which she knew about.

No. 1366387

>>1366375
Multiple friends and collaborators as well as half of the MPC forum

No. 1366395

>>1366380
She's probably got every std under the sun now.(learn2sage)

No. 1366407

>>1366375
Sam Hyde, Jan Rankoski, Andrew Ruse, and other fans

No. 1366434

>>1366387
>>1366407
any caps that prove this? this thread isn't going to pick up steam without caps. also sage before you get banned.

No. 1366471

>>1366434
it used to be written in the desc of the original video upload by them.

No. 1366479


No. 1366491

>>1366479
Sam's dad has 2 degrees from Yale and one from Columbia (mba,jd,md) but we are supposed to believe he's "blue collar", probably the worst part of his whole grift(sage)

No. 1366525

>>1366371
>>1366380
>>1366385
>>1366387
>Hey guys, I have this spicy insider info, but I'm not gonna verify my identity teehee!
Proof or GTFO.

No. 1366536

>>1366479
fawning article sounds like fred wrote it himself. it's funny how sam has all his dad's awful traits but none of the good ones. it's going to be funny when he abandons his kids and his baby mommas just like his dad did to him.

No. 1366540

>>1366525
Obviously you’re right and for the sake of the thread I wish I had caps to back it up, but I don’t know who in their right mind would expose their identity on here. I (and I’m assuming the other anon) know people who know Sam, people who have known him for years, and it’s the same shit and the same story over and over. No one wants to screenshot what their friends have told them in confidence etc lol there’s a reason I’m saging.

No. 1366597

>>1366491
Agreed, once you realize he's not a townie tradesman what little charm remained of his schtick is turned into ash. He's just a rich artsy prick who always could turn to daddy and mommy for help, and therefore had no self-preservation instinct to keep his one chance at success from imploding. If money never meant shit to you and your odious internet fame was the only thing that got your dick hard, of course you'd keep tweeting retarded shit even as all your friends begged you to stop.

No. 1366775

>>1366597
Funniest part about that is he blew it all up supporting Trump who lest be honest is a massive Zionist and shill. He never "drained the swamp" or anything of value. Literally just another player in the politics game and Sam threw it all away just to look like some qtard boomer LOL

No. 1367441

I remember Mackenzie Becket helping out with video editing for Sam and some sadworld stuff. Was she ever involved during this time? I saw they weren't following each other and the photos she took with him have been deleted from her Instagram.

No. 1368065

>>1365287
>pretty heavily built

He's fat

No. 1368183

>>1368065
For real. He's ugly as fuck now too. A literal mutant. His head grew into a big fucking blob from all the roids. He looks like hell.(learn2sage)

No. 1368543

>>1366301
Dang, that guy is so much better looking than Hyde. Probably a better person too as that bar is pretty low. I bet one day she will regret doing that

No. 1368894

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>>1362733
Some days ago anons were spamming stuff about Fantano not reviewing bicflame's stuff.
Apparently "The Commander" (Jan Rankowski) was airing it out on the thread.
Here's a link to the archive: https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/106746847/
Also left a screenshot of the thread just in case.

No. 1368966

On 8chan/kun used to have Sam's dickpics (cockring and other stuff). Seemed legit. Can't see the pictures now though.
It's pretty recursive citing this place, but here it is anyway: https://8kun.top/mde/res/30419.html

dickpics used to be here: https://8kun.top/mde/res/29797.html#29929

No. 1369020

>>1368966
Wtf is the issue with 8kun in general? Do you have to make an account to see pics now?

No. 1369086

>>1366380
>it just boggles my mind you would spend your early 20s in the company for a repulsive sex pervert freak.

Low self esteem and self worth will do that to ya. Thats why so many greasy men go after insecure young girls then whine about how picky and ruined older western women are. When youre younger and insecure, youre easier to manipulate and youre more likely to put up with bullshit because you dont know your self worth yet

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this

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No. 1370798

>>1366301
That looks like Kurush. Is there any chance that's the reason he and Sam stopped working together around the World Peace era? Or is it that he just went woke?

No. 1370817

>>1370798
That isn't him.(sage)

No. 1370887

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real sam hyde hours

No. 1370888

>>1370887
male bpd

No. 1370908

>>1370887
That…doesn’t even sound like him, as in the image he puts out online lol wtf. Especially that first cap. I’m sure he hates women for those very reasons but the fact he tweeted this out? Is he having a mental break down or something?

No. 1370929

>>1370908
>Is he having a mental break down or something?
The last 4 years of his life were one big mental breakdown

No. 1371019

>>1370908
He always is. He's actually milky as fuck, but it's a chore to keep track of him.
There's literally too much shit coming from every colleague he's ever worked with. Previous thread missed tons of shit that I'm sadly too lazy to search for.

No. 1371095

Does anyone have that clip of where he's complaining about his doctor? He has a ton of videos crusading against doctors in general but there's one where he's just describing how his doc basically just called him a loser hypochondriac in what looks like a pick up area for a hospital.

No. 1371111

>>1371095
What about when he mentions his doctor said he probably shouldn't be on trt in his 30s..

No. 1371126

>>1370908
>Is he having a mental breakdown
He's been in one every day since he got kicked off Adult Swim. Listen to him call Tim Heidecker live on air. The man is a complete wreck and totally hysterical and has been that way since then

No. 1371129

>>1370888
Notice how males with BPDs usually fall into these online daddy roles when women with BPD just get mocked relentlessly. I swear majority of males in the alt right are BPD but no one talks about it. How can anyone look at Sam Hyde and not say he has BPD?

No. 1371377

>>1371129
the insane petty revenge things he does, the hypersexuality, the lack of a stable identity and how he basically transitioned into a masculine caricature, the reckless driving and accidents. a lot of male bpd is overlooked because there's so much overlap with "masculinity" culture. all he's missing is a substance abuse problem.

No. 1371473

>>1371377
Pretty sure he juices like a madman and I wouldn’t be surprised if he took other weird “male boosting” supplements from Belarus or something. He is milky, just exhausting to keep up as another anon said. He’s a petty doofus who never knew struggle until he brought it down on himself and all his co-creators, because he thought his precocious political fixations would be seen as cute. He bet on the wrong horse culturally and wasn’t funny enough to make up for it. Throw em on the pile with Gavin Mckinnis, another sexual miscreant with unresolved mommy issues who thinks he’s a big man because he can ape the attitude of a cartoon bouncer. Pure retard, and ugly as a fat mouse.

No. 1374575

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heres his stinky cock guys

No. 1374587

>>1374575
This has been a rare occasion I go to lolcow from the main page and i land on this shit from some moidcow I don't care about
Plz sage this shit anon

No. 1374590

>>1374587
Samefag I meant spoiler but someone did it thank u

No. 1374597

>>1374575
gonna kms now thanks

No. 1374811

>>1374575
LOL why would he even need to wear this and also why does it look infected?? It literally looks like it’s diseased or something. Someone call him an ambulance asap.

No. 1375462

cant handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen bitch(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1375501

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Anyone know this guy who gives Sam money to make things and hang out with him? He’s the child of a Beverly Hills multimillionaire scion and is family friends with Paris Hilton. His social media gives me bad energy

No. 1375531

>>1366361
you have to be another level retarded to find Sam Hyde genuinely funny.

No. 1375588

>>1375501
Seems like your standard issue edgy Trumptard

No. 1375702

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Not a milky thing to share. They are still posting on /mu/.
https://boards.4channel.org/mu/thread/107241035

No. 1375721

feels like a pit in your stomach, right? youve got all this cash now and cant put out one decent thing. lost degenerate with no backbone, abandoned everyone and yourself. unrecognizable loser. drown in it all if you want.(emoji)

No. 1375725

>>1375685
circumcised pps are so gross

No. 1375734

>>1374575
>>1375685
I get blackpilled about humanity when I realize males destroy themselves and the world all for the sake of making neurons fire in these these gross meat tubes

No. 1375926

>>1375702
That song gave me brain damage

No. 1375934

>>1366479

> A lot of my clients don't have any money. I have to figure out how they get paid so I get paid.

This is the last quote in article from his dad, and it sums up Hyde’s last few years of content. All the internet e-daddying, “advice” videos, and white pills are supposed to uplift his NEET fanbase so that they can start paypigging one day too.

No. 1375998

>>1366491
THIS is why Sam Hyde says in his videos that hes so pissed because his dad donated 100k+ to Yale yet Sam went to RISD, loll.

No. 1375999

>>1362937
I remember discovering these images before they were purged when he was still tagged in them right when they started working for Sam. Lmfao 'Eve', thank you atleast for spilling some milk

No. 1376010

>>1375978
is that… blackheads? and some kind of blemish on his dick?

No. 1376016

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>>1375978
Here is Sam Hydes ass he posted on Twitter for the world. A proud father, successful comedian, truly making us laugh again.

No. 1376022

>>1374575
Just to confirm this is legit his peenor from other thread(s).. also it is hilarious how nasty this is- its out there in the world- and yet two chicks got pregnant by him. Eugh.

No. 1376023

>>1375702
Damn. Referencing the great work by Wallace in the same sentence as this fuckin schmuck(learn2sage)

No. 1376024

>>1375501
Holy shit is he really this highly networked? I followed him on IG and he HOUNDED me for fucking weeks to subscribe in personal DMs… literally begging for low level subscriptions to his really shit show.. holy shit lmfao

No. 1376060

>>1376016
ludwig von koopa lookin ass

No. 1376145

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>>1376016
same energy

No. 1376186

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this picture must stay in this thread. it shall not be erased (for the 4th time)

change comes from fear. fear is the mind killer. (dune)

No. 1376189

>>1375702
The guy keeps putting a daily thread up.
>>1376186
Why is it getting deleted if it's part of the shit that adds to the thread?
The anons at 8kun did the magic to link it to him. The pic's real.

No. 1376191

>>1366301
hi Samuel(hi cow)

No. 1376262

>>1376186
Whoever is deleting this, pls stop. There’s an ENTIRE momokun thread of her nasty nudes, why is Sam’s not allowed??

No. 1376403

>>1376189
Yeah its hard to find things again thru sifting other threads + 8kun & archives… but this is legit 100% his disgusting cock plus you can match the tile of the bathroom and his feet to images leaked

No. 1376407

>>1376186
a hi cow most likely applies. this dude has a humiliation fetish and he probably thinks he can scrounge up some fresh victims on terfchan.

No. 1376410

>>1376403
>this is legit 100% his disgusting cock plus you can match the tile of the bathroom and his feet to images leaked
BRB, gonna sift the internet for photos of Sam Hyde's feet and bathroom so I can figure out how his cock looks.

No. 1376479

>>1376410
works been done for you. that was so funny

No. 1376503

meh i'd ride that cock(sage your shit)

No. 1376546

ITT Sam begs for a cock rating

No. 1376579

>>1376479
yeah, back when the threads had the photos working it was hilarious that people had enough autism to do the detective job. we could've stole it if we hadn't been lazy.

No. 1376659

>>1376503
That's a disgusting looking dick have some self-respect.

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>>1376403
Yeah it's nasty member. There was also another pic with a foot in the shot and it pretty much matched Sam's nasty feet exactly.

No. 1376867

>>1376804
it's tiny and the circumcision scar gives you a poop ring, now fuck off.

No. 1376876

>>1362733

The very fact that the Marky blood nose was part of the tumblr fake blood nose meme, example https://nosebleedloversunite.tumblr.com/
Just throws doubt on all the other accusations made then and since.
It is nothing more than weird leftist autistic freaks losing their shit because somebody dared to not politically lick their asses on TV.
Pathetic beyond words.
The only reason these conversations go on for so long is because all anons with the wrong information or opinions are instantly banned.

No. 1376878

And what do you know, full of thirsty faggot trannies searching for photos of Sam's dick. All claiming to be his girlfriend.
What a mentally ill asylum.(samefagging whiteknight)

No. 1376909

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>>1376876
It doesn't throw doubt on anything. The importance of that infamous pic of Sam and Marky together (shirtless) proves that they intimately knew eachother. If that pic didn't exist people like you and Sam's paid damage control cronies would be saying she was just a fan and they never knew eachother to cover it up.
And if he bashed her nose in for that pic she wouldn't be smiling in it. And besides, she really was prone to nose bleeds. Hard cope on your part.

No. 1376930

>>1376909
It throws doubt on everything you insane autistic tard.
It means that Sam didn't give Marky a blood nose and that was an intended lie made to deceive people.
YOU KNOW that people have been claiming Sam bashed Marky in the nose.
Also Sam has his shirt off and Marky isn't naked in that pic. The picture ends at the shoulders.
Your imaginary deep relationship is imaginary.
Also that random 8chan tranny that claimed to be Sams BF….. Yeah that is more crazy garbage…..(sage your wk-ing)

No. 1376952

>>1376930
>It means that Sam didn't give Marky a blood nose and that was an intended lie made to deceive people.
>YOU KNOW that people have been claiming Sam bashed Marky in the nose.
Yeah like people have been claiming Sam is a mass shooter. And is someone is prone to nose bleeds you can certainly give them/trigger a bloody noise without bashing their face in. (Like rough sex)
Also if you see the other shot of her it's obvious she's not wearing a shirt.
You're either an autist that's utterly incapable of seeing the bigger picture or some faggot on Sam's payroll.(sage)

No. 1376961

>man poses with girl with a beat up bloody face
>same girl he also harassed to sleep with him in text messages
>people call him a creep
>OMG IT WAS ALL A JOKE GUYS! I CANT BELIEVE YOU WOULD CALL ME A WOMAN BEATER DESPITE MY BEST EFFORTS TO APPEAR AS IF I BEAT A WOMAN!

terminal scrote brain

No. 1376969

>>1376876
Are you purposefully dense or?? Sam Hyde literally harassed Tim Heidecker on his podcast and made all kinds of accusations and threats towards him. He accused Patton Oswalt openly on twitter of killing his recently deceased wife after she OD'd. This isn't even going into the other shit he said. These are both huge collaborators for Adult Swim. No shit you can't join a company and then start attacking its other employees with personal shit on social media. Sorry Sam Hyde thought his 3/10 show gave him carte blanche to say what he wants but it doesn't. Even the other guys on the show told him to shut the fuck up. But Sam's little gremlins genuinely think that people should never be fired for anything anymore because of "freedom" but want to remove all the rights of private businesses to handle their business how they choose. Fuck off.

No. 1377000

>>1376876
he preyed on marky. dont prey on young girls when youre so much older than them, especially when its just sex on your mind. end of story!

sam kinda has an huge army of people hes fucked over and let down so its healthy to air the dirty laundry! there are more women that could come forward with even worse things. i know two women who got so used by sam that havent said anything about him being a creepy manipulative fuck. on par with how manipulative and shitty he was to marky.

with all this shit circulating, you kinda just know hes a piece of shit. this doesnt happen to other successful guys. he did it himself.(sage)

No. 1377037

>>1376930
Ew what is wrong with you, do you not know how to type correctly?

Anyway, it’s weird how scrotes know about this site and also care enough to whiteknight for Sam on here. This shit has been out for years and years, starting with his ex fiancé who called the FBI on him and he explicitly said he couldn’t talk about it in a video. He’s been cowish for a long time.

No one even said that Sam bashed Marky’s nose in either, just that he, you know, groomed a minor because no girl older than 16 would touch him with a ten foot pole after finding out what he’s REALLY like, unless they’re mentally ill.

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>>1376876
You don't know what you're talking about, sorry. Marky's nosebleed was real, and it was caused by Sam hitting her. It's obviously real because she actually had chronic nosebleeds her entire life and there are videos of her spewing blood for like 5 minutes straight.
Anyway, she's gone on record countless times detailing her sexual, predatory relationship with Sam Hyde. He still tries contacting her. Sounds like you have no real exposure to Marky, honestly.

No. 1377367

>>1376969
tim heidecker and his friend openly said on their podcast they removed Sam because they wanted to. Sam is a weirdo degenerate and a scammer, but the [AS] deal is another entirely.

No. 1377422

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>>1377367
the main point is that Sam is some kind of psychopath/sociopath and anyone that's worked with someone that has that type of personality knows that it is a complete nightmare.
sam has always been a passive-aggressive and vindictive weasel of a person, going back decades
it's just how he is

No. 1378084

>>1377422
I don't get why they didn't say so then. They had many chances to say he was too hard to work with, would get people on their side a lot more likely than just 'we don't like sam he's offensive'

No. 1378146

>>1377422
The main thing is that he is something like the O.G'/Proto-incel type….years of being the scrawny “my dad’s rich but has a job and other women that is not my mom so now he doesn’t give me attention like he used to so now i’m gonna act reckless to get the attention back" white kid made him the way he is now: almost killing his best friend? check
thinking he is some kind of martyr so he always gonna end up self sabotaging everything he is in:check
destroying his dad’s favorite car? check
being ultra abusing with every girl? check
trying to turn into the “alpha male “ he was wish he were (That’s actually Nick, one of the only people who Sam kinda of respects, just cause he’s normal and is everything he’s not): check
turning into a white nationalist/“nazi” ( the ultimate contrarian/taboo political/social stance): check

No. 1378150

>>1378084
sam strings people along with promises of success, friendship, and fun until they realize that its all a sham. he almost had it back in the day with world peace but fucked it all up. he probably promises bicflame that he'll get to meet joe rogan and then he'll start his own fighting league!!! oh and the video games gonna be a huge success!!!! yea those things aint happening.

its always good in the beginning, but sams success wasnt him, it was his teams of people. sam just runs the show …before he runs it into the ground

No. 1378175

>>1378150
how does this answer my question though
why didn't they call him out for being a scammer and a bad working partner

No. 1378184

>>1374575
would suck and swallow tbh

No. 1378195

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No. 1378199

>>1378175
its pretty tough getting people to listen to you when sam is a type of hero in their eyes. when other people believe in him more than your own experiences. what do you do? none of my close circle of friends like him anymore, and we all used to be die hard fans.

sometimes i still think about what could have been, and i want to have hope that he'll turn things around, and i think people want that for him because he is a force. but i dont think thats gonna happen.

people started talking about his abuse back in 2014-2015. like that one chick charlotte who posted on tumblr about rocco and sam fucking with her. obviously marky thing was long ago. then world peace bullshit happened and then everyone he knew dropped him in like 2018 like charls after he jewed people on payments. countless people have come forward, but nothing happens. all of his shiesty t-shirt business. lots of people he fucked over dont want anymore drama with sam. bury it and move on. what can really be done anyways? he blocks anybody that talks about how he fucked everything up with his behavior.

its kinda fun haunting him though here. cant block me here.

No. 1378284

>>1378175
Sam's closer coworkers have. The guy is so crazy about keeping control over them that he pretty much resorts to blackmailing.
Most accusations against him aren't as public, but it is known.

No. 1378383

>>1378199
Marky deserves to be a hero , not Sam. I would talk to sam on Facebook back in the day. His behavior disturbed me so I mentioned how in his very old videos, he would just annoy the fuck out of his mom and be disrespectful to her, so I made this comment about how his unhealthy relationship with his mom transcends into other parts in his life, and with women, and man he didn’t like that comment. That said a lot.

No. 1378426

>>1378175
If you mean Tim and people at Adult Swim, that's not how Hollywood works. You never shit on colleagues or projects you've worked on directly. You either wait for the right climate (#metoo) or years down the line to talk openly. Otherwise you go about it as indirectly as possible.

No. 1378466

>>1378426
slimy as fuck
this does answer my question though thanks anon

No. 1378595

>>1376969
>>1369086
GRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>>1369086(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1378652

>>1378595
sam hyde should hurry up n go the way of lowtax tbqh. one less festering, rotting, repulsive abuser in the world.

your penis is ugly btw

No. 1378685

>>1378652
Hopefully he does something that his remaining fanboys can't ignore before then. They're still dickriding him despite how demonstrably repulsive he is.

No. 1378700

>>1378652

"abuser" it's amazing how one word can illustrate such a precise picture of the roastie saying it. you must be a NIGHTMARE to all the men in your life lololol

No. 1378701

>>1378700
Sam won't tuck you in tonight or any night, even if you say something really funny and mean to a girl on the internet who said his dick was ugly.

No. 1378703

>>1378700
yeah suck sam's smegma encrusted wee wee harder, faggot

No. 1378713

>>1378703
don't forget even though he's smelly there are girls yes GIRLS (me :3) defending our very own magical boy pretty sammiii <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1378718

>>1378713
you do realize you bump your own thread with unsaged posts you baby-bodied bpd faggot

No. 1378781

>>1378700
Whatever the ~roastie~ looks like, it’s 110x better than Sam’s decrepit haggard looking ass lmao. I can’t wait for him to catch a charge for doing something stupid when he’s old and even more washed up than he already is<3

No. 1378801

>>1378795
LOL who cares dude what the hell are you talking about?? Also wtf is a yenta, it sounds like something only brainrot terminal internet people say

No. 1378811

channing can you please show your tits

No. 1378831

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how about everybodg just cut him some slack huh? hes a good guy deep deep deep deep deep seep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep down ok?

No. 1378856

Ask mackenzie becket what she thinks of sam hyde(sage)

No. 1378863

>>1378831
damn that's pathetic. Who is this?

No. 1378914

mods are so fucking lazy, they ban people for literally no reason in other threads but Sam's retards are running lose in here. No doubt admin will kill the thread rather than deal with the issue like she usually does so dont get attached to this thred.(go to meta)

No. 1379050

>>1378914
They’re actually not that bad, I was responding to one last night that was clearly a Samfag and his/her comments are now deleted. I think they’re deleting the most obvious ones.
>>1378856
Do you know what she thinks?

No. 1380617

>>1376016
yo WTF LMFAO
why would he post this!(sage your shit)

No. 1381748

>>1375734
i'm sure women can't do anything to help this situation. every era of society has been like this actually

No. 1381756

>>1366380
also im just coming here from an outside chan discussing mde but the fact u cant believe beautiful pure looking art ho or w/e would sleep with pervert pedo sam hyde is honestly embarrasingly naif. it makes you look really soyjack, i mean normies know this stuff by heart deep down b/c they are all mildly red pilled but quiet about it as all normies are. you guys have no excuse…

man, having that little insight or intuition for why it's a no brainer how sammy boy is able to fuck young hot art hoes and get them to dump their pretty boy b/fs is disquieting to me. i have to remember all the people in the world who can't figure out even the simplest of behavioral/social patterns…

and i don't even like sam. i'm one state over maybe i'll go and cause a LEGAL ruckus in the parking lot of that stupid studio one day. ah, maybe not. wouldn't want to interrupt the vibe when he's filming GENERIC DINER FOOD 2.0 or
even worse, disrupt bicflame's concentration when he's writing an app to DM as many mildly deformed looking groupies as possible per unit of time.

lord have mercy!!!(pure autism)

No. 1381771

>>1381756
take ur meds(sage)

No. 1381802

>>1381756
doesn't like Sam, and yet apes his way of typing almost to a t AND doesn't really insult him or bicflame at all, just suggests that they are sexually active.

also doesn't understand how "cannot believe" isn't a literal phrase kek

No. 1381806

>>1381756
>lord have mercy
My thoughts exactly after reading this spergfest

No. 1381839

>>1381756
the only thots sam can pull are white trash high schoolers.

No. 1381856

>>1381756
You are the perfect example of a stupid man. Genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, do I mean that. It’s such a weird trend that one of the things you do is switch it to “Sam can get any art ho/whatever he wants”. First of all, you mean Sam can get damaged/fucked up person, I guess. Second of all, I’m talking about the girls.

Also, not everyone on lolcow is as retarded and weird as you are. There are normies browsing right now. Case in point, what the fuck is a naif?

Anyway, I still can’t believe any girl would get with him after so much information detailing how gross he is is online. It’s insane for normal people to imagine how damaged and stupid one would have to be to have a child with Sam.

No. 1381881

>>1381856
Sorry, gonna have to side with Bic on this one. You really can't believe that women knowingly date shitty men? I see it all the time. Wonder why women keep doing it.

No. 1381914

>>1381881
It’s not entirely literal. Also Bic isn’t that literate lol

No. 1381929

>>1381856
He has money, and with the amount of wealth he has being fueled by paypigs and crypto, that gets him more than half way there. The other half is his efame (you'd be surprised how even a little efame brings the sluts in). Granted though that makes those broken art hos glorified prostitutes, but the ones he decides to keep around he ends up completely manipulating and wrapping around his finger and indoctrinates into his cult(he is a sociopath after all).
This will only end up biting him in the ass if he actually becomes a dad with those lovechildren he's rumored to have soon. But that wont be for at least 5-10 years down the line when those girls realize what he did to them and stop putting up with him having mistresses and shit, leave him and take him to the cleaners with child support. It's why I think he'll at least make one of them get an abortion (assuming those rumors are true).

No. 1382044

>>1381929
sam is going to hit 40 and pull a lowtax.

No. 1384967

nice cock imo would do a2m and swallow to be perfectlyu honest

No. 1387095

>>1382044
No, but the chances of him turning into even more of a disgusting blob as his metabolism slows down as he gets older are pretty high. That, combined with what >>1381929 said and his efame eventually running out because he's a lazy shit coasting on an aborted Adult Swim show, will leave him in a state sadder than maybe even Lowtax.

No. 1387251

>>1384967
Go back to 8k*n.

No. 1387796

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Sam Hyde cock NFT

No. 1388454

>>1387796
the wand?

No. 1388460

>>1387796
Is that the end of one of those Japanese vibrators on the left? He’s damaged his dick so bad lol it looks dead ugh

No. 1388992

>>1387796
He's such a retarded coomer. Sex addiction is so pathetic. It's funny how mentally weak he is, he did one cycle and broke his brain. He's almost as bad as Wolfe Barret. Seek help or transition already, you worthless sack of shit.

No. 1389039

>>1388992
what did wolfe barret do?

No. 1389048

>>1389039
serving 14 years for drugs and cp.

No. 1389058

>>1389039
nta but Wolfe Barrett has been known as a pedophile for like 5+ years, where you been anon

No. 1389060

>>1389058
sorry i thought u meant another barret i got confused i have no clue who this rapper is u are talking about lol

No. 1389089

>>1378703
he can't even get smegma cause his mom let them butcher his foreskin lmao

No. 1389123

I love how this guy shit on anyone picking up a hobby or passion after 30 saying they should just press flowers. Then he proceeded to discover his life mission was to make a redpill video game at 33 with none of the skills to make a video game. He's 37 now so still waiting LOL also decided he wants to be a boxer as a graying 36 year old. Glad he's a self help guru to young autistic men everywhere

No. 1389170

>>1387095
i don't know if it can get any sadder than killing yourself to evade child support after you blew all your money on xanax and pie.

No. 1389214

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>>1389123
This, plus his shitty advices about learning a trade, how retarded one has to be to buy any of this crap? All these cringe youtube channels posting cuts from hydewars and his podcast making him look like some based redpilled wise man, with comments from retarded zoomer fanboys are so pathetic.

No. 1389221

>>1389214
> This, plus his shitty advices about learning a trade, how retarded one has to be to buy any of this crap?
A lot of Sam's takes are cringe, but that's one of the few which actually has some merit. In the current job climate you're actually better off as a skilled electrician or roofer than getting most college degrees.

No. 1389261

>>1389221
No doubt that it's worth to have some skills, but he makes it sound like there's no other choice than trade or shitty college degree. What makes his advices more ridiculous is that he is a person without any skills he praises

No. 1389330

>>1389214
>>1389221
>>1389261
Reminder that Sam Hyde is the art hipster son of wealthy parents and his Based Rightwing Redpill stuff was always hardcore grift

Dude went to Carnegie Mellon to get a BA in film and landed a gig at Adult Swim. Anyone who bought into his blue collar workin man theme should headbutt a moving bus

No. 1389353

>>1389330
he always appeared to live in a shithole in his old vids, this is probably what sold it. did he ever live in an actual basement? he seriously looked like he lived in a condemned basement

No. 1389514

>>1389123
lol what a cringy faggot, it's truly over for sammy.

No. 1389754

>>1389330
>Dude went to Carnegie Mellon to get a BA in film
Yeah, and he repeatedly says it was a mistake lol. If anyone knows why you shouldn't get bullshit art degrees, it's him.

No. 1389974

>>1389754
Rly not that hard to understand why going to art school is a waste of money. This guy literally has ZERO marketable or life skills and I doubt he can even do his own laundry or make himself something to eat outside of mcdonalds. Rly he is just the definition of cringe and embarrassing.(sage)

No. 1390193

>>1389974
And yet he grifted his way to become a millionaire. And straight of college he was employed doing animated graphics for stadium billboards (he just hated it and became an independent content creator out of his own personal choice). Not saying that artskool isn't the equivilant of an English/History major for many people, but it's odd that Sam doesn't give ANY advice about what he presumably knows best and the lessons he learned about what HE does to make money and be successful. I guess he doesn't want competition. Scumbag is what he is.

No. 1390202

>>1390193
Well yeah, if he’s in panic mode or getting desperate or something, that would make sense. On his gf’s insta or whoever that girl is, there’s a video and the captions of course are in fucking Japanese but if you translate it, she says she edited the video so as not to “give away secrets” or some shit.

No. 1390221

>>1390193
>millionaire

kek

No. 1390338

>>1390193
he is a pretty good graphic designer. It's such a weird talent to be fit in doing ads for such a social recluse

No. 1391027

Not sure why he chooses to live amongst bipoc if he's such a racist pos. Why not move to Scituate like your buddy? Fuck, even Johnston or Smithfield. That's trump cuntry in RI.

No. 1391060

>>1367441
he manipulated and molested her. like he did with every other female thats been naive enough to trust him. he really will do it to like any female that comes in contact with him

No. 1391161

>>1389214
What is this from? Looks shooped

No. 1391183

>>1389974
obviously he wants to be the next hitler. hitler went to artschool and dropped out

No. 1391207

>>1391161
idk, I got this from torrent with other MDE stuff

No. 1391342

>>1391060
it's funny that the men he works with don't give a shit about what he's done to women, and only freak out when he "misgenders" them

No. 1391408

>>1391342
Some of the ones that are out did, they just don't talk about it.

No. 1391741

>>1390193
He didn't give advice because it would expose him as the very soy hipster he groomed his audience to make fun. Not to mention that like all good jobs, he likely didn't get in entirely on skill but knowing people, once again his well off family

No. 1391766

>>1391060
This is kind of confusing. Where are the complaints about rough sex he alludes to all the time. You’d think that’d be a vulnerability, but I haven’t read any.(sage)

No. 1392767


No. 1393010

>>1392767
>He’s played a big role in heading up the neo-masculinity movement

Fucking ultrakek

No. 1393011

>>1374575
doubt this is his dick, if it is it disproves the tranny story because it definitely isnt 7 inches

No. 1393049

>>1393011
tbh the verbiage used (stinky cock?) makes me think he posted it himself. seems like something he'd enjoy doing.

No. 1393052

>>1392767
God it’s so funny how far he’s fallen lmao. Being compared to a literal homosexual, the type of thing 5 years ago Sam would probably freak out about, but now, as long as he’s getting exposure, it’s fine lol. It must be eating him up inside to know that in 5-10 years, this will be his legacy.
>>1393011
It was originally posted by one of his exes years ago now

No. 1393065

>>1393052
anyone can post a picture of a cock and say they were his ex

No. 1393091

>>1377305
is this a discord group for girls that were victims of 4chan scrotes?

No. 1393154

>>1393091

Victims. shut the fuck up

No. 1393159

>>1393011
>yes, Sam is a decent enough person to be totally and 100% honest when telling thots and trannies his dick size online
lol

No. 1393161

>>1393065
8ch already matched his dick pics to the bathroom seen in his old apartment vids
( >>1376804 )
and Sam's foot is seen in one of them
https://archive.md/AyBcI
lol

No. 1393164

>>1393161
oh my fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk LOL(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1393188

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>>1393161
I expected Sam's dick I didn't need his butthole too

No. 1393574

>>1393161
what is that on his asshole? fucking mold?

No. 1393585

>>1393161
does anyone know how to join to see current pics so we don't have to rely on the archives anymore??

No. 1393601

>>1393574
probably wart cream residue. this dude is absolutely ran through. tranny chasing bottom rumors confirmed.

No. 1393669

>>1387796
I don’t get it, that HAS to hurt.

No. 1393698

>>1393161
can someone link me to where they match dick pics to his bathroom?

No. 1393706

>>1393698

here is it: >>1376804

No. 1393721

>>1393706
ah ok, thanks

No. 1393883

>>1393154
Yes victims? Also sage your low quality post

No. 1393921

>>1393161
thanks for the rancid turn I never took in this thread, thanks for the effort in bringing this gross shit up.

No. 1394721

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hey team lets make sure he doesnt get to fight epic meal time. time to Spam Harley of epic meal time that sam is a gross degenerate. lets get to work

No. 1394728

>>1394721
the ultimate showdown between Ugly Has-Been and Ugly Never-Was!

No. 1394949

>>1394721
it's so sad the lengths some of these straggots will go just to get another man to touch them.

No. 1395043

>>1394949
he will have nothing and he will like it

No. 1395120

>>1394721
Why am I not surprised an Epic Meal Time bro is into NFTs?

No. 1395346

>>1394721
Not your army, let the meatheads grope each other. Nobody cares.

No. 1395685

>>1393159
the tranny herself specified that it was a really nice dick, which it clearly isnt

No. 1396240

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>>1395685
Trannyfaggots probably don't have high standards (over 50% seem to have weird deformed shrimpdicks of their own), like this guy
>>1384967

No. 1396448

back in the day i’d watch a lot of mde
i thought it was really gay when the youtube channel was deleted or when sam deleted it himself right before they went to california to film that shitty cartoon network show
started watching again after sam brought nick onto the podcast… don’t know who that fat joey wigger guy is but he kinda grew on me… really enjoyed a lot of the earlier podcasts with nick Nd paid the 5 bucks for gumroad but boy, have the last few podcasts been garbage
sams pretty gay… who are these fags he pays to be around him? why are they all teens? its not normal… paying gay unfunny spics … what’s up with that… hmm
anyway look at this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47V86gwgaFY
they put this up on the gumroad the other day for a 3 week old episode
its real gay(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1396570

>>1396448
some of sams stuff in the happy world daddy videos was brilliant, made me laugh more than world peace

No. 1396802

>>1396240
It's funny that Sam reported Charls to the fucking IRS when Sam was reported to the FBI by his ex lmao. Apparently she admitted it was a fake tip so he got off. That being said, even though I don't think he's a literal pedophile, he's raped/abused underage teenagers. But either way he knows what it's like to be questioned by a federal agency and he went ahead and did the same shit to his friend. What a fucking loser

No. 1396807

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>>1396802
>raped underage teenagers
>don't think he's a pedo

No. 1396874

>>1396807
No I mean I agree that I would still call him a pedo because he is one, but by literal in this case I'm talking about pedophiles who want to/have abused prepubescent kids. I think he got reported for talking to actual children/having pictures of very VERY young kids (he briefly alluded to this in a short interview in a hotel a while ago, saying how the FBI asked if he had contact with children), and then his ex said she made it up. I was just trying to make that distinction.

No. 1397368

>>1396448
wow his content sucks so bad rn, hwd is good tho, too bad he puts like one episode a year

No. 1402145

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No. 1402446

>>1391027
Sam is Jewish, right? He loves Trump…does he support Israel?(namefag)

No. 1402450

>>1391183
Except Hitler wasn't Jewish. And if the SS saw the grift Sam was putting on in 1930's Germany, I'm afraid he'd be thrown in Dachu.

I remember Sam making fun of disabled people too. Basically, you can judge a person by the fruit they produce. By that I mean do they show empathy and help the less fortunate? Sam does all of those things… oh wait… he does none of them.

Most people are stuck in the cycle of indifference and fo not do anything for others but to comfort and protect themselves, which is fine… Sam on the other hand does this at the expense and sometimes suffering of others.(namefag)

No. 1402600

>>1402145
Isn’t this the chick mentioned earlier in the thread? Her insta is up too I think. It’s just a page full of like art shit she makes for him. The fact she dropped out of Pratt is just LOL though wtf.

No. 1402713

>>1402600
no thats konzept globe his older ho. he has two

No. 1403030

>>1402713
talking about sam's coworkers, what happened to trappped? that guy went away and then zackary took place who also left clearly on bad terms if the 8kun thread is taken seriously.
trappped just disappeared and never said anything anywhere.

No. 1403041

>>1390193
he couldn't keep a good job or climb because he's mentally ill and can't take orders from authority.

No. 1403049

>>1403030
Think he was also burned by Sam, which sucks because his documentaries (GothicKingCobra and the Hampow brothers) are really good. Far better than anything MDE has ever done. My guess is he got burnt out trying to be Sam’s lackey and quit doing anything fun. His name is Joel if you ever see that first name come up in any emails. Feel bad for Andrew Ruse too. He was talented, and seemingly blacklisted alongside the rest of MDE because of Sam’s retardation.

No. 1403177

>>1403049
Ruse has been distancing himself from the MDE name and is producing/directing successful films and music videos. He’s incredibly talented and is going to get big

No. 1403682

I came here to learn more about Hyde's degenerate proclivities out of curiosity but instead I get just histrionic womenfolk showcasing that apparently they can't even go online without
contriving a way to gossip and vent their hate-fuck feelings for men they're ashamed to be attracted to (like fat old Donnie Tacobowl as another example, gross right?).
And yeah, it's a lot of women posting itt.
Listen I totally love and respect women (:]) but sometimes it's obvious by the way you type.
calm down, and remember the more you try to appear like you don't care, the more it looks like you do.
AND to be fair, all lolcow obsessed types,regardless of sexual organ, are the biggest losers fr what's the fucking deal with that

also sam's literally jewish and his ostensibly held political beliefs should really be taken with a serious grain of salt, considering the previously mentioned faggotry he engages in
(many of you probably live in a cuckoo fruedian fantasy where exactly all those people who disagree with you are the ones unknowingly puppeted by some sexual hang-up,
so Sam is actually a pathological self-hating gay preacher type and not just a grifter who definitely knows he's a faggot and just under a guise of irony and false pretenses for moneygrubbing.).
look basically all those getting genuinely angry over that politcal aspect of it are just wasting their time and emotional energy in a way that is admittedly kinda funny in a cosmic sorta way.

Listen, next time you're about to get heart palpitations over internet celebrity/ infamous individual parasitism or even if you're considering responding to this very post I'm not ever going to look at again.

Stop it nigga seriously. redirect that anger towards working out and losing weight, so you stop doing this. or not.(scrotesplaining)

No. 1403733

>>1403682
least butthurt Hyde simp

No. 1403753

>>1403682
Just think, somewhere out there, there's a person who had absolutely nothing better to do with his time than to (passive-aggressively) type all that shit out. Really makes you appreciate your own life.

No. 1403817

>>1403682
hi Sam(Hi cow)

No. 1403830

>>1403682
it's going to be funny how stupid and poor sam's kids will be. muh legacy! you know who should lose some weight, and maybe gain some hair? sammy boy!

No. 1403856

>>1378831 answer the question faggot don't post and run >>1378863

No. 1404030

>>1403682
it really looks like something Sam would write lol

No. 1404052

File: 1640771905596.gif (2.77 MB, 628x640, dspats.gif)

>>1403682
Lmao nobody here is talking about race, we're all making fun of Sam for being a fat slob sex addict, internet has-been and future child support paypig

No. 1404060

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>>1403682

>puppeted by some sexual hang-up

>a pathological self-hating gay preacher
>a grifter who definitely knows he's a faggot
>moneygrubbing

he does all the work for us by wildly projecting.

No. 1404088

Whenever I scroll past this thread I feel some sort of primal disgust and repulsion, makes me want to chuck up my breakfast.
A friend of mine used to be a fan of his "comedy" until I showed him this thread. He used to send me some of his skits and I would always tell him to fuck off with that shit and how I don't want to see this piece of shit pedophile's face. He is pure hedonism and every awful trait a moid can possibly have combined and taken to the extreme. I don't wish death on many people but I would be so happy if Sam Hyde died because then he could not harm any more young and naive women.(a-log)

No. 1404266

>>1404088
your friend is a pussy

No. 1404345

>>1404266
Most of your fans don't know about all the shit you did, count your blessings. Because if people find out about all the horrible things you have done I doubt you will still have a platform on youtube or twitter, disgusting freak.

No. 1404445

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My favorites have to be

>the more you try to appear like you don't care, the more it looks like you do

>this very post I'm not ever going to look at again

Least projecting moid on lolcow who totally isn't reading this cucks himself into having to seethe in silence

No. 1404449

>>1404445
oh wait lol, he lasted one day! >>1404266

No. 1404591

>>1404345
This kinda reminded me of how Sam has no friends his age because, as he said in that one video, he is totally incompatible with functioning adults. Like a dude his age with a family and a job and a healthy marriage would immediately be able to suss out Sam is toxic, which are literally his words lol. It’s funny because he knows it but his fans are so fucking stupid that they’ll laugh along with his self depreciating humor and continue to pay for his shitty gum road/work for him.

But that also makes me wonder how he’ll continue to be friends with Nick. Nick seems normal but obviously turns a blind eye to all the shit Sam does, so he’s definitely a freak too, but I wonder how he’ll be able to reconcile all of it when his daughter is older. Is Sam really the type of person you want anywhere near your family? I’m only saying that since Nick is a source of revenue for Sam atm. Or imagine if Sam ends up having a daughter - remember when he said he would sniff his own daughter’s panties, and that’s why he didn’t want to have a girl? Because he’s too screwed up in the head to just be, you know, a normal fucking person or dad?

>>1403682
Also this is just some guy with a big enough hardon for Sam to try and copy his writing style lol what a freak

No. 1404628

>>1404591
>remember when he said he would sniff his own daughter’s panties, and that’s why he didn’t want to have a girl?

Good god that's so fucking gross, Nick will probably throw Sam kindly under the bus when he's done with Sam's money…. kinda like Charls did but in a "yeah… me and Sam are good ol' buddies…..now everyone is following their own path" kinda way

No. 1405001

>>1404591
His only fans are fatherless incels and BPD thots, they probably don't have a single normal role-model in their life so Sam can exploit them by pretending he holds the key to all the knowledge about women and the world.

No. 1405004

>>1404591
>remember when he said he would sniff his own daughter’s panties, and that’s why he didn’t want to have a girl?
Can you find me a source for that? I would love to show that clip to people.

No. 1405469

>>1405004
It’s not actually a clip, it’s part of the screenshot compilation of what his ex girlfriends and Channing said about him with all the screenshots. If you ignore the tranny bitching about Sam’s group not respecting him or wtvr and read through the screenshots at the bottom then you’ll see. I believe what those girls said even if there’s no video proof, I literally could give a fuck about the anonymity of the situation because Sam has already abused multiple underage girls and probably will if he makes it past 50.

No. 1406224

>>1396240
even though the date on the screenshot is recent i swear i've seen this shit a million times. funny anyone would say anything nice about frank hassle, since he seems like an even bigger loser than sam judging by his incelish internet presence in the past

No. 1406731

gonna dm sams boxing buddies and tell them hes a pedophile loser(Cowtipping)

No. 1406972

>>1406731
begone poop-toucher

No. 1407293

>>1406731
Drop their @s

No. 1407369

>>1406731
kind of doubt anyone he actually spends time with doesnt already know its not like he really hides how much of a degen he is

No. 1407837

Does anyone here know whether there's hard evidence Sam Hyde had sex with a 15 year old girl? I have heard the rumors but I didn't see any evidence attached to it. I'm not saying it didn't happen, I just wish someone would repost the info

No. 1408016

>>1407837
>hard evidence someone had sex with a 15 year old
Nice thinly veiled attempt at asking for cp.

No. 1408196

>>1374575
>>1376186
>>1376804
Wow he has a really small dick, especially for someone as tall as him. That's like 4.5-5 inches. Even the shape is ugly.

>>1376867
Lol ikr. The anons itt saying they would want his dick must be as insecure and damaged as his victims. Smh. I feel bad for anyone who chose to fuck a dick as ugly as this one.

No. 1408331

>>1408016

I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about a screencap of someone admitting they were 15 when they had an encounter with Sam, for instance.

No. 1408353

>>1408196
Not even just the dick, his balls are really small too! Like tiny hamster balls.. he must be really low T.

No. 1408635

>>1408331
No offense but that info is readily available if you just look up Sam Hyde + marky and go on images or if you find that other compilation of the blonde girl who talks about how he wanted to fuck her 14-16yo friend. Also if you click on the link OP provided. No one is going to repost such obvious evidence because you’re lazy and it’s already been done on every single Sam Hyde thread. Plus it’s not even real
proof because it’s just hear say. I still believe those girls and that Sam is a pedo but until someone can recover his destroyed hard drive or those videos he took of his underage gfs, we’ll most like never have solid legal proof.

No. 1408653

>>1408635

Unfortunately, none of the examples you mention match my request. Thanks for the help though(sage your shit)

No. 1408953

>>1408653
Yeah because you’re looking for the type of evidence that could be useful in court, in which Sam would already be in jail and you wouldn’t be on this website asking for someone else to find it for you.

No. 1409379

>>1408953

Fair enough, although I was also interested if there was even just a convo screencap from one of the victims which clearly said anything about being 15 years old. It wouldnt be good enough for court, but would still be of interest

No. 1409848

1403682>>1403733>>1403753>>1403817>>1403830>>1404030>>1404052>>1404060>>1404591

>>>calm down, and remember the more you try to appear like you don't care, the more it looks like you do. AND to be fair, all lolcow obsessed types,regardless of sexual organ, are the biggest losers fr what's the fucking deal with that.


So, calm down but also care enough to be a lolcow degenerate loser? I don't get it?

Sam being Jewish and a Trump supporter is all one needs to know. His father, though successful, is a mammon lover and from what I can see, is pretty full of himself. Passed on traits, indeed. Plus, Sam looks like Trotsky and hangs out with fat degenerate Jews,

What really sucks more than anything else is that people are handing over their money to these degenerates. Women who show boobs on JewFans get millions of dollars in a month, and degenerate Jewtube stars are racking in the money doing nothing productive other than streaming, playing video games and showing their private parts.

>>>look basically all those getting genuinely angry over that politcal aspect of it are just wasting their time and emotional energy in a way that is admittedly kinda funny in a cosmic sorta way.


Agreed! The problem is children and teenagers look up to Sammi boy like a father figure.

I guess the moral of the story is bad publicity is good publicity. So, the best option is to ignore this freak and get on with your life.


>>>Stop it nigga seriously. redirect that anger towards working out and losing weight, so you stop doing this. or not.


Also, read New Testement and help the less fortunate. God provides. No better time than today to help those in need in the service of God and work out, lift weights and run. Also, plant a veggie in your yard.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1410033

>>1408353
the roids probably shrunk his balls

No. 1412022

File: 1641665847204.png (10.23 MB, 2208x1242, 17817481-03D0-4482-BB6A-B9C6B7…)

Screenshot of newest SH vid…. But wtf is this thing

No. 1412084

>>1412022

At least half of the girls that get caught up in the Sam maelstrom seem just so trashy. I know that some of them are victims, but when I look at this girl or the pic of marky or charlotte, I literally get a nasty smell in my nose.

Also Im not saying theyre physically ugly necessarily, it's to do with something else? They just make you feel dirty

I guess it makes sense - Sam Hyde looks like a hobo, so he spends his nights rolling around in the trash.

No. 1412088

>>1412084
They are all mentally ill and probably addicted to drugs, hence why they hang around a disgusting scrote like Hyde. I assume he gives women who are already unstable drugs so they repay him in sexual favors.

No. 1412099

>>1412022
they said that this girl was hired to play sam's gf, but I'd not be surprised if she was his real gf

No. 1412101

>>1412022
Couldn't avoid watching the new video lol. Having another cow like iDubbz was a good combo.
I'm pretty sure the whole thing about the weed, lean and shit they talk early on the video could've been damage control. There's no proof they wrote that document before meeting Ian, so this Eve person could still be spilling genuine milk. Also, we can see him/her/whatever in the footage too.

>>1412099
Yeah, I'd believe it.

No. 1412108

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Who is this cuttie ? w

No. 1412116

>>1412108
Isn't it that tranny from OP's post?

No. 1412125

>>1412116
Profile fits

No. 1412166

>>1412116
Who? What's his name?

No. 1412187

>>1412022
Little summary of thoughts or some shit of what I've wasted my time in:
They're all spergs who can't turn off their characters, so I think most that was shown was actually real. If iDubbz had released the video Sam and his team would've looked stupid.

The Sam's interview with Ian was supposedly going to have no cuts, yet it gets interrupted just when they're going to move unto the good shit. Only a retard would've believed the phone couldn't record his segment on women.

In the end it was a shit video. The novelty died pretty quick. If the official one comes out maybe it'll be better.

No. 1412192

>>1412108
>>1362937
post more pics of this tranny

No. 1412198

imagin larping as a neo nazi and then hiring some ugly ass tranny "no dude it was all shock jock dude"

No. 1412203

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He hangs out with really weird people and his reset content is also shit have u seen "great war" ? shit looks like a something that filthyfrank would make on acid

No. 1412245

>>1412022
Everyone who was in MDE ended up with bad situation with weird girls. It's strange how they don't know how to pick a good woman same as their age at all. All of them give me bad vibes

No. 1412341

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>>1412116
LOLLL he looks so ugly, I’m not surprised given it’s a troon but holy shit, those overgrown roots and piss yellow strands. Btw did anyone notice when the troon fixed Sam’s hat? I didn’t know it was him at first but thought that it looked kind of weird.

I find it extremely disconcerting how Sam can switch between character and go serious mode too. Only because it can trick people into relief, like “thank god he’s not fucking with me anymore”. I don’t blame idubbz for not posting the doc lol.

No. 1412360

>>1412198
tranny looks cute in cos would fuck him

No. 1412390

There is likely a good subset of Sam's paying fanbase that wouldn't/doesn't give a shit about any of this, and would continue to support him until he runs himself into his own grave (for nothing else, the spectacle). It's no secret that he's a scoundrel, and he even shows a bit of it on his videos. This begs the question, why do you guys sit around in this thread "milking" his oh-so-soured milk?

I ask this because it seems that there are a good subset of anons here who want nothing to do with supporting this guy, ironic considering that participants in this thread give him significantly more attention and "press" than any youtuber commenting on the next unpolished hydewars entry (much less anyone that /actually/ matters). Though this is my first time visiting this chan, i've seen this continued sentiment floating around for the better half of a decade now, and I can't help but note that you guys are more dedicated fans to him analyzing his every move than the rando youtuber who's never even visited his gumroad. Sure, this is a general critiq on lolcowism in general, yet this continued interest seems counter-intuitive considering how deep sam seems to cut for y'all.

>>1412187
> yet it gets interrupted just when they're going to move unto the good shit Only a retard would've believed the phone couldn't record his segment on women.

it actually cut out at a segment on men being feminized (a follow up from his comment on fantano's interview i presume), not sure where you translated that to "on women". Regardless, leaking a peek like that would be a pretty retarded move if idubbbz had the whole interview on hand(sage your shit)

No. 1412459

>>1412390
Why are there so many of these retarded “first timers” here?? Is it because of the mention on 8kun? Also do you not see the dozens of threads on cows that people hate but only want to discuss or are you fucking stupid??

No. 1412518

Providence anti fascists have eyes and ears on 789 Atwells ave.

No. 1412522

Next step, Let Boris B. and his pals know whom he is renting to.(learn2sage)

No. 1412553

>>1412390
Stop typing like youre twirling your mustache while the protagonist is tied to railroad tracks forced to listen to your monologue. Girls dont text guys like you back much lol

No. 1412556

>>1412203 yeah he may be a pedo who had relations with a 16 year old + stalker + employs a transexual that is part of his "crew" + exposes himself on the internet + has a cockring but he's a comedian first everything else later


He's sure entertaining everyone here, right?

No. 1412568

>>1412518
>>1412522
no one cares, faggot apebrained male

No. 1412591

>>1412459
>>1412553
try again, no tears this time please

No. 1412645

>>1412390

Tracking the lives of famous fuckups gives you a primer on the darker sides of reality. It is fun to observe their absurd lives.

Basically, Sam Hyde is a 36 year old budget Epstein living with his army of retarded minions in a stinky cave where they do drugs and abuse retarded drug-addict women. That would be funny enough, except they also give advice videos that are religiously followed by legions of dumb zoomers who themselves dream of one day being 36 year old adult babies living in a drug den. How do you not get why it's funny?(sage)

No. 1412650

>>1412459

The thread for Sam Hyde on kiwifar.ms has been activated, meaning it's no longer for Sam asspats but also for discussing how he's a lolcow

No. 1412662

>>1412645
good post, true post

No. 1412838

>>1412645
this is a good answer, thank you

> How do you not get why it's funny?

this question might be better directed at those who want him totally ‘cancelled’ ASAP. ive been enjoying the mayhem 4 a bit now

No. 1412849

He is actually funny and entertaining.
That's why he is doing so well on YouTube . no matter what the haters say.I like watching him and he's not fake whatsoever that's why people like him

No. 1412864

>>1412849
>Not fake

He's an obvious sociopath with NPD who lies about everything from his upbringing to the real reason he's got to eliminate "toxic" people from his life constantly. It's one thing when u reavaluate your friend group as you age and grow apart from ppl…it's quite another when you've burnt every single bridge from your past life and replace your peers with yesmen fans half your age to stroke your ego constantly.

No. 1412882

>>1412864
Tha was a smart move that he did. The people who he used to hang out with are the same people who made the stories about him being a pedophile because they got jealous. I'll do the same and cut out the toxic people too. Do you want to call the people who betrayed you "friends". I don't think so.

No. 1412893

>>1412882
>The people who he used to hang out with are the same people who made the stories about him being a pedophile because they got jealous.
wow real hydoid

No. 1412895

>>1412390
My memory fucked up, I pay attention just not close enough because the video was a bore. What I remember though was that at the start they said they would show the stuff as Sam doubted Ian would release the material at this point, so it does seem more like he tries to hide something.
Also now I remember they said they got this girl to pose as Sam's crackhead girlfriend. At first they described her as an actual crackhead, but then later in the video they said she was an actress. There's this inconsistency when he talks about stuff that makes me think Sam is just making up (inconsistent) lies to save face or not be attacked.

No. 1412927

>>1412084
yeah they're all lower class girls with dysfunctional families.

No. 1412929

>>1412203
100 gecs not even once

No. 1412931

>>1412882
Yeah it's really weird how every original collaborator and person who worked on MDE as well as every friend and ex gf Sam has ever had are all the toxic ones. It couldn't possibly be that there are a million different red flags he gives off that imply that he is indeed an unsavory character and overall scumbag.

No. 1412934

>>1412390
"he's a scoundrel! a cheeky bastard!" Lol, you wish. More like a self-loathing fat mentally ill loser who can only prey on people even more retarded than himself. He wants to fulfil his creative potential but his ego won't let him work with people on his level so he has to feel content being a white trash jester. Pathetic and sad.

No. 1412936

>>1412895
Sam does the "lol I was just trolling" thing like every other obnoxious unfunny hack. Says one thing then contradicts it and acts like he's immune to criticism because "lol it was a joke dude". Like how he speaks at length, seriously and without any sarcasm at all, about how he never smokes weed and how it's not good for you, then lights up a joint in the next video. It's not sarcasm or irony and it's not even humor, it's just like he has a number of set pieces that he repeats because he lacks the ability or will to make any actual material.

Even disregarding the drama and his "team" of long haired pothead guys half his age, Sam is pretty fucking pathetic these days. He tries to do something more serious than just being a clown but he can't take anything seriously or interact with people in a way that's anything other than "haha I'm trolling you and being obnoxious lol". It's really cringy seing any of his content with people outside of his team because it's painfully obvious that he lacks a basic level of social competence. He strikes me as the only child and as having been way too spoiled as a child, so now he can only interact with people who will let him have everything his way.

The part in the idubbz video where they watch his "classic material" is funny because it really is so much better than anything he's put out for the last 8 years or so. All he makes is his boring ass talk show which is the same regurgitated discussions with nick or bic or whoever wants to be his prop. A unrehearsed 2 min cell phone video in the bathroom mirror making funny voices about someone taking his chocolates has more comedic value than 10 hours of his recent 5-man team studio productions.

No. 1412937

>>1412838
nobody likes antifa larpers either. it sounds crazy but most people want cows to get it together and stop abusing themselves and people around them. people mock cows to signal to others to be wary of becoming like them.

No. 1412939

>>1412936
I don't get what was "trolling" idubbz by having them watch those actually funny videos. If anything it's a cope when Sam has indeed riding off the comedy in those videos for years and years without producing anything funny since. Even WP was shit and when he got a big head about all of it is when he stopped being funny. At the end of the day Sam is addicted to attention/adoration and it seems the only ppl who give it to him are cringey autistic little boys.

No. 1412952

File: 1641751590196.png (1.01 MB, 800x936, Untitled.png)

Feel like we don't talk enough about how fucking butt-ugly Sam is. Giant honker nose, squinty pig eyes, scraggly homeless-man beard, hair looks like roadkill, puckered anus lips, giant forehead and receeding hairline. Everything about him is just so unattractive. He is a true 0/10.

No. 1412957

>>1412952
Why both of Sam and Charls wear ugly glasses? Can someone tell me the reason? And who started this trend….

No. 1412973

>>1412931
then they should be glad that he cut them off

No. 1412974

>>1412952
he looks like he's going to try and finagle twin orphans out of their inheritance.

No. 1412977

>>1412957
Men think circle glasses will make them look cool like John Lennon or Ozzy Osbourne. But they really just look retarded.

No. 1412980

>>1412974
He looks like he needs to notify his neighbors when he moves somewhere new that can't be close to a school.

No. 1412986

>>1412973
>Implying Sam is the one who ended any of those relationships(sage your shit)

No. 1413003

>>1412952
Seething closet cases love hinting at their actual orientation with their Truman Capote frames.

No. 1413041

>>1412986
This anon said >it's quite another when you've burnt every single bridge from your past life >>1412864
I didn't know that he actually stopped contacting them

No. 1413180


No. 1413333

>>1412957
Heavy vision defects. Maybe they're so inbred their genes fucked up? idk

No. 1413542

>>1412952
if I looked like him I would kick the chair, does he get his kicks off of being as physically repulsive as possible(sage)

No. 1413637

honestly how does sam hyde get away with this shit? he's done tax evasion, scamming, fucked underage girls (and trannies apparently)

nothing has happened despite all this proof being out there. He was even visited by the fucking FBI in 2014 when an underage girl tried to get him fucked and they told him to stop and left him alone.

His dad is a multimillionare too and owns a huge ass house. Sam went to an art school that costs 50K a year when he was younger and dropped out his junior year.

I still don't understand this man is nearly 40 and has been fucking over his friends and his fans, yet nothing has happened. If anything whenever he losses fans or friends he just replaces easily.

He has also blackmailed many people like charls, his ex's, underage girls, his employees etc

I guess this shows to that being "nice" and a "good" person does you nothing. You need to be a piece of shit like Sam and you'll have everything you want.(sage)

No. 1413680

>how does sam hyde get away with this shit?
>His dad is a multimillionare
You answered your own question. Laws don't apply to rich people the same as to us. They can just buy their way out of consequences for their action, which is how you get psychopaths like Sam Hyde.

No. 1413795

>>1413637
sam is a deeply unhappy person.

No. 1413805

>>1413637
Yeah if everything you want is to be 36 and have nothing except a failed career and just enough paypigs to keep the bills paid (for the time being). Five years from now and the sub count will dip below 1000 and he won't be able to pay his team, and have absolutely nowhere to go as all bridges are burnt

No. 1413818

>>1413805
He's a trustfund baby, he doesn't rely on youtube income.

No. 1413963

>>1413818
i've never seen anything about his parents come out. is it a well-known fact that his parents are rich? where did that come from?

watched his newest video and i hate how he's just trying to draw attention to his podcast using idubbbz name. obviously this isnt new, but it still irks me whenever people do this. it was weird to see him say that he doesn't care about politics in that "interview" w/ ian though.

No. 1413980

>>1413963
Fred Hyde is his father some rich fuck CT lawyer/doctor/mba who went to Yale. He's an administrator at Columbia or something and had a private buisness for hospital advisement

No. 1413982

>>1413963
Also his parents marriage was mentioned in the nyt if u search Fred Hyde delora gans

No. 1414104

>>1413982
thank you nonnie!

No. 1414208

>>1413980
You talk like you have a personal thing with sam. Chill out and don't be so jealous. He's just a comedian, don't take anything he posts seriously.

No. 1414224

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>>1414208
>He's just a comedian leave him alone!
lol
Plenty of his retarded fans take him seriously and send him love letters to talk about on his podcast and give advice to them. You can't have your cake and eat it too Sammy.

No. 1414249

>>1414208
Maybe I do and I can't wait until the fat fuck dies or goes to prison for when he eventually doesn't get away with it

No. 1414293

One of the saddest things about this is how Konzept wasted all of these incredible graphics on Sam's crappy show. It really fucks me up. I really hope he stops associating with Sam's autistic child army and has a normal career. Dude's an extraordinarily talented designer.

No. 1414311

>>1414293
Konzept is literally Sam's gf (one of many) Hannah Brandt who he has been saying he was gonna marry for the past 4 years, cheats on constantly, and is about to have a baby with while another side gf she doesn't know about is about to deliver as well

No. 1414321

>>1414311
One of many? How many gfs does this mutant have?

No. 1414334

>>1414321
Usually atleast 2 at the same time in between paying for literal busted street prostitutes and fucking risd girls/hs girls on tinder(sage)

No. 1414348

>>1412957
On some level they really are just hipsters. Quirky for the sake of it. It’s shit.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1414414

>>1413963
From 5:20 he talks about his parents and childhood

No. 1414431

File: 1641897308282.jpg (64.23 KB, 780x750, Sam-780x750.jpg)

He can be good looking but he is uglymaxxing for comady or someshit idk he sill gets crackhead pussy so why would he care about his looks

No. 1414438

>>1414431
Maybe to aim a little bit higher than crackhead pussy? Most guys typically have a little higher standards than homeless women who suck dick for drugs. But honestly he could try all he wanted to become presentable and he would still be hideous, cause he's ugly from the inside out.

No. 1414521

>>1414431
this thread is such a fucking embarrassment. No he's not good looking in any sense of the word. He is objectively ugly and even he knows that because scrotes always try to use their flaws as protection. "hurr i know im ugly it's the JOKE guys". ok sam. Nice cope for looking like the local nonce 24/7.
This thread is full of scrotes trying desperately to prop up Sam so they can feel better about themselves. "g-guys sam is kinda hot right?" Nah and either are you, Kevin.

No. 1414524

>>1414431
also you can tell this is a scrote post because you literally think the only reason to look after your looks is to get pussy. Fucking pathetic. How about a sense of pride in yourself? Stupid moid.

No. 1414526

>>1414521
Pretty sure the Hyde-logic is "Sam is physically enormous and has internet cloud which means free sex with dumb teenagers". In Hyde-world, it would be gay for him to try to look good for anyone

No. 1414614

>>1414431
“neck wider than the head” is not a good look

No. 1414618

>>1414526
if free sex with idiot teenagers with tragic backstories is all he wants, then he can be ugly all he wants. But these are the same girls incels prey on because no decent woman would look twice at any of them and they need the girl to be borderline brain-damaged.
Sam will never have a real connection with a woman, and you can tell. He needs girls to rely on him and defer to him because he's an insecure mess. He can not take bing challenged on anything, despite insisting on being in the public eye. Listening to that call between him and Tim Heidecker where you can tell how pissed off he is, how hard he's trying to cope with having no control of the situation because Heidecker has a bigger fanbase. His voice wavering and him trying desperately to not sound angry and trying to flip that on Heidecker lol. Listening to this faggot stumble his words on a phone call makes me think it doesn't matter how big he is irl because he's a scared child that would get anxious and start sweating as soon as someone said boo to him.
He is a typical Daddy's boy that was given handouts and every opportunity to improve his life, but instead he pissed it away for the lols and now he has no one or anything of real value. He knows that deep down. Surrounded by hanger-ons and climbers. He can't even talk to iDubbz without all his buddies there to help him "troll". He's absolutely pathetic and a decade past his prime.

No. 1414624

>>1414311
he must be so jealous of her, it explains the rampant cheating, the only way he can try and emotionally dominate her and keep her in her place. NLOG life is hell.

No. 1414627

>>1414521
very similar to the "i'm gay and my dick is small!" refrain from other dudes rock losers.

No. 1414676

>>1414618
I don't get the point of this post.

No. 1414679

>>1414618
Did Tim Heidi write this?

No. 1414741

>>1414679
try coping somewhere else, moidlet

No. 1414823

>>1414524
>How about a sense of pride in yourself
lol

No. 1414862

>>1414311
Is Hannah the blonde one/does he follow her on any social media?

No. 1414896

>>1414414
He tried to make this a subtle fuck you to his fans, and it probably worked because most of his fans are so stupid that something like this probably flew over their heads.

No. 1414902

>>1414618
>Sam will never have a real connection with a woman, and you can tell
you're literally the only person who has a problem with this. well i mean. you, and women who want a meaningful relationship with sam hyde. which you totally don't, i'm sure.

No. 1414903

Sage, it may be old milk or not milk I'm not super familiar with this cow but I checked some of his videos out of curiosity. In this video, he gives the advice to get an ugly fat girlfriend to do your laundry instead of putting in effort for maintaining a pretty girlfriend because having a pretty gf is like homework. So he is groundbreakingly suggesting to approach women as objects to use and abuse and only be concerned with what they can do for you and this video has 200k views. How pathetic can scrotes get to rely on this incoherent, self important mountain troll as their guru? Starts at 8.46

No. 1414907

>>1414902
nta but you really read that and thought "this anon really wants to a relationship with sam hyde". Wild.

No. 1414908

>>1414903
Sam's whole schtick is being a scumbag scam artist. People who take him seriously deserved to get ripped off for the $2 a month on https://samhyde.gumroad.com/ or whatever it is.

No. 1414909

>>1414907
Yeah, I thought it was weird that her hateboner was so huge that her biggest complaint was him "being weak" and "not having connections with women" and not "he grooms teenagers" and "I think he raped someone".

No. 1414911

>>1414862
The blonde from the leak is his side gf, not Hannah

No. 1414952

>>1414414
Haha so the car accident thing was true I guess.

No. 1414986

>>1414903
popping big bottles when this putrid fuck finally kills himself

No. 1414990

>>1414903
men have been mistreating women since the dawn of civilization and they still think every ugly fuck coming out with new ways to do it is doing something special, his viewers almost deserve to get grifted out of every cent

No. 1415014

>>1414952
You don't get it, ALL the rumors about this guy are true (at least the ones that won't go away, from people connected to sam like channing/james price). Yes even the "diaper dungeon".

No. 1415099

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mde is dead. please close this book already.(unsaged autism)

No. 1415309

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>>1414614
cant agree(sage your shit)

No. 1415313

>>1415014
nah some stuff was fake, i remember seeing screenshots on 8chan's /mde/ regarding sam and some tranny and they were shopped as fuck

No. 1415320

>>1415014
tell us about he diaper dungeon

>>1415313
sam associates with too many trannies for it to be fake. even that he's into his own anal stimulation with dildos is an indication of homosexual behavior.

No. 1415349

>>1414903
Sam is a classic sociopath and if his parents weren't rich he would be in jail already. he will end up there one day.

No. 1415411

>>1415309
a correction for ayrt, neck wider than the head is only a good look when you're already attractive and not a human blobfish

No. 1415657

>>1415313
Uh no dude, those emails were real and coping by saying they were shopped won’t change that lmao

No. 1415778

>>1415411
neck wider than jaw is a good look as long as the guy is muscly and his skull is wider than the neck
fat neck wider than entire head is a look that only works for Patrick Star

No. 1416105

>>1415411
>>1415778
both wrong. a neck wider than head is never good and never attractive. no exceptions.

No. 1416295

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>>1416105
Mogged(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1416302

>>1416295
only moid bussy is quivering at the sight of this Neanderthal. kiwi tourists kindly fuck off.

No. 1416350

>>1416295
What am I supposed to be getting from looking at this roided out deformed looking man

No. 1416534

>>1416295
you proved our point here, good job

No. 1416537

here comes sammy's zoom crew to derail the thread and make it about neck girth

No. 1417034

I don't think a skinny neck is a good look for a man

No. 1418302

>>1362733
can someone drop sam's deviantart account again? i think it was deleted.

No. 1418919


No. 1418924

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>>1418919
Sorry for repost but this is in his favorites lmao

No. 1419140

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>>1418919
Who is this?

No. 1419143

>>1416295
nice webbed neck downie

No. 1419146

itt: continuous assblasted posting from the textwall moid who said he won't be looking at this thread again

No. 1419230

>>1419140
that's what he looked like before he transitioned. he's literally the incel simp fag he makes fun of in all his content, that's why he was his videos were popular or relatable at first, an inconvenient anime read as some kind of ironic cringe exorcism of his sperg years.

No. 1419259

>>1419140
He mentions “the” car accident on his deviant art acc, I can’t remember if it’s this weird pic of him but those black eyes look very fake. I’m sure they’re real but it’s just strange, also lends more credence to how much of a bad person he is lol

No. 1419317

>>1419230
This is true, but I don't get why it's such a point of contention. He's been open about the fact he was a hormonally banjaxed writeoff from the getgo and has never shied away from that fact. He has the awareness to understand the maladjustment that is or was a reality for a lot of people on the wavelength that gravitated towards MDE pre the alt-right absorption that followed world peace when he got more overtly political. Not rimming him nor am I trying to refute the claims some of you are hitting off with in this thread. He's hitting 40 now and is milking lowbrow self-help shite for money as he has admitted himself numerous times. Regardless, he is a genius and was a definite positive influence for young fellas that were in the same boat as him at one stage one way or another. I can say now that I'm both physically and mentally well-developed, but I've been totally lost as well and coming across tissue box at 12 years old was profoundly uplifting, as stupid as that sounds. I came across this thread by chance and have been lurking with morbid curiosity, which I feel guilty about, but I can tell you lot are on the same wavelength I was referring to. The world is a poisonous place, some people are more susceptible than others in certain respects, yet a certain tenderness can still be gleaned. I understand your grievances and I'll admit Sams surface-level demeanor has probably amounted to a middlefinger both irl and online, but idk if this fully detracts from the sheer affirmative presence both he and the group managed to maintain throughout the years. I'm blocked and am probably talking shite, so I'll conclude by saying up the INLA, Marian Price walks the streets and MDE never dies. Etc etc

No. 1419324

>>1419317
contribute to male suicide stats asap, ugly moid

No. 1419336

>>1419327
you are fucking ugly kill yourself now you literally look like you were in chernobyl

No. 1419337

>>1419324
dire slegging, can tell you're a 6.5 at best through your patter alone. Sad !(scrote)

No. 1419359

>>1419317
This is the most autistic post I've seen on lolcow all day

No. 1419381

Sam is nearly 40, he became an internet celeb around the age of 26-27. This gives me hope unironically

No. 1419387

>>1419381
Fuck off scrote. Imagine idolising this miserable faggot

No. 1419391

>>1419387
>Imagine idolising this miserable faggot
lmao cope hes doing better in life than you. Despite his late start. I'm 26 y/o NEET and I want to be like Sam. He is living the dream and it makes you all seethe that he is successful despite how many people he's fucked over and how many tight teen pussies he's fucked and got away with. He has a cult following who is loyal. Keep seething(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1419399

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>>1419391
> I'm 26 y/o NEET and I want to be like Sam. He is living the dream

No. 1419401

>>1419391
ah yes, the two measures of success in life
>how many people you can fuck over
>how many teenagers you can abuse
the absolute state of scrote life goals kek

No. 1419407

>fugly moids whiteknighting their fugly role model thinking they'll be like him

almost endearing, it's like fat bodypoz feminism but for men

too bad the market for chincel baldies making a "career" out of compensatory self-deprecation is already saturated. it is however thanks to you and other incel paypigs who find him aspie-rational that he is able to rake in that 3/10 bpd pussy while you fap in the corner. much like retarded 2/10 wursties who listen to PUA coaches, you are completely oblivious to the fact that the only fuggo that will ever get laid through these "techniques" is the coach himself, by spending the money simps like you made for him through your parasocial beta orbiting. sad!

No. 1419410

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>>1419391
>I'm idolizing this ugly faggot because I'm an ugly faggot

men cannot stop posting Ls

No. 1419931

>>1418924
Is the bdsm fr, I thought it was a bit(sage)

No. 1420964

>>1419931
Sam's whole comedic career has been doing things "as a joke".

No. 1426398

I’m gonna post here and then probably never again. When I was 16/17 I was dating someone who was a huge MDE fan, we both lived in CT and he had started talking to Sam as friends online and even met up with him to go to the mall a couple times, where he mentioned to me that Sam was intimidating. (Apparently Sam had been living in his moms house in CT at the time, so it was easy to meet up). He met Charles too on one of the mall dates and just said that he was “really weird”. Not really any further detail. Sam ended up adding both me and my best friend at the time on Facebook. We were all teenagers. My boyfriend who he hung out with was a year older than me, but Sam was still 10 years older than it us so in my opinion it’s weird that a 27 yo old man was hanging out with kids that young. Anyways, Sam started messaging my best friend when we were at her house, and he convinced us to Skype him. In the Skype call he basically kept just trying to convince us to come to his moms house or to let him come to us. Luckily, we were only talking to him for entertainment purposes because we thought he might be funny and were actually really creeped out by him since he was an ugly, gross, older man to us as teens. Later, after the call, he would message me on fb asking to meet up and asking me if I’m “really dating an MDE fan”. He then reached out to my boyfriend at the time and asked him if he could hook up with me or if that would “put him in the dog house” with him. I always just jokingly answered him and played around with him and he eventually stopped trying to talk to me. I had no interest in that hairy smelly fugly beast at 17 and neither did my friend. (Who was also 16/17). Reading all these stories make me thankful that I didn’t ever actually decide to meet up with him and neither did my friend. Oh one more weird thing: he begged me to make a fake Reddit account to “like” all these posts he linked me to of his on Reddit. Really strange.

No. 1426447

>>1426398
>proof: just trust me bro

No. 1426763

>>1426398
this does sound exactly how sam talks to women however i can’t picture any member of mde going to a mall with a stranger to “hang out”

No. 1427079

>>1426763
in 2012 sam was looking a lot harder for people to give him money or help him in other ways. mde was just starting to take off 10-11 years ago.

No. 1427936

>>1426447
why the hell would anyone make all that shit up and all those details, it doesnt even sound made up

No. 1428141

>>1427936
it does sound reasonable but anon would need some proof. Maybe she has chatlogs and so forth.

No. 1428389

>>1426398
This does sound reasonable tbh especially the “put me in the doghouse with you” and the Reddit thing. Hasn’t Sam talked about this exact situation before??? Idk it’s vague in my mind. Anon please post any logs if you have them.

No. 1428976

>>1412108
shes cute

No. 1429799

>>1428141
I believe her without proof. Sam is a nobody with a trash reputation as is. There's virtually no reason to make up shit about him to "ruin" him, or whatever.(learn2sage)

No. 1431985

>>1427936
>>1429799
> why would anyone just make things up?
IDK, some people just like to stir shit up. Do you think nothing posted on /snow/ is ever made up? When I see milk posted by an anonymous poster and without any proof, I just can't bring myself to care.

No. 1432056

>>1412203
Isn't that the faggot troon Laura Les from 100 Gecs?(sage your shit)

No. 1432993

iDubbbz just dropped his half of the documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jTdu3FI7vo&t=679s(learn2embed)

No. 1432995

>>1432993
he is actually really good at documentary style videos

No. 1432998

>>1432995
i was shocked that he actually dropped it. i'm throughly entertained and idubbbz seems like way more likeable than i was expecting so far

No. 1433803

>>1419387
>>1419336
>>1419324
>>1419407
You femcels seem like miserable nasty people; even more so than MGTOW incels, if that's even possible. Get dicked and stfu, you're obnoxious.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1433874

>>1432993
I don't like Sam, but I found Ian so annoying. The way he acts at the end like he was entitled to know Sam's personal life and considered him a coward for not giving him what he wants. It's frightening that not putting your real identity on the internet for all to see and access is seen as bad somehow

No. 1434013

>>1433803

Okay, they are really fucked up, but "Get dicked?", you sound even more like a scrote compared to them

No. 1434101

>>1433874
No sympathy for Sam, but I'm really curious as to what Ian's angle was with this doc to begin with. Like he can't seriously be so arrogant to believe Sam wouldn't just punk him the entire time? Did he not do any research into the guy whatsoever?

Just let him fade into obscurity. I don't know why anyone with a large platform would think giving this guy a voice is a good idea in any capacity at this point. Seems like nothing more than a way to get views for their own channel. What a miserable life both these dudes must have.

No. 1434124

>>1434110
>>1434110
What the fuck is that real….

No. 1434170

>>1434124
I don't knoq but this is making me have a panic attaxk whar the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

No. 1434176

>>1434110
of course the hyde scrotes are gore-posters. throw another low iq temper tantrum and get back to your wagecucking so you can paypig your daddy, you inbred genetic dead ends.

No. 1434485

Any idea why Charls didn't respond at all?

No. 1434512

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>>1432993
this still just makes idubz look bad. sam handled himself really well and was towering over Ian the whole time lmao. it's funny how Ian chose to edit the clips of sam talking darker so that he looks more evil

No. 1434515

>>1434512
when did dubzy become so..normie?

No. 1434516

>>1434485
He’s got better things to do with his alien looking gf

No. 1434518

>>1434515
Being a slave to his onlyfans wife

No. 1434526

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No. 1434534

>>1434526
Love the memes but the “doc” was filmed before amiss had soo many tattoos and shaved her head. Maybe she was inspired kek

No. 1434628

>>1434485
Chuck categorically refuses to take part in anything associated w/ Sam Hyde.

No. 1434690


No. 1434695

>>1434690
read the thread dummy(learn to sage dummy)

No. 1434700

>>1434690
There's a stream clip of him snapping about not doing comedy for the rest of his life(sage)

No. 1434724

Sam Hyde is so fucking ugly and disgusting, every time this thread gets bumped by newfag tards I throw up in my mouth a little.

No. 1434754

>>1434690
People have been asking this question for like 5 years now LMAO.
Long story short: they had a big falling out and haven't done anything together since 2017.

No. 1435106

>>1434690
sam reported him to the FBI for tax fraud in a BPD hissy fit. oops, bridge burned.

No. 1435546

there was a thread on /tv/ last night where now even his current wigger soundcloud rapper servant boys are starting to turn on him. seems like sam just likes to use people (men and women) and not pay them. a total fucking cheapskate for being a supposed millionaire.

probably before you know it the wigger crew will be gone. all those guys are going to get out of their early 20s or sam is going to turn 40 and they will get out of there.

The video game is never going to happen either. He has a 'team of people' working on it, yet can't get a demo out, while something like Cruelty Squad can be made by a solo dev in less than a year.

No. 1435569

>>1435546
link to the archive??? what did 1team say about him?

No. 1435594

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>>1435569
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/163411788/
attached the relevant posts as screengrabs

No. 1435605

>>1435594
thank you!(learn2sage)

No. 1435959

>>1433803
t. seething incel hydesimp

No. 1435960

>>1434013
what do you mean he sounds like a scrote, it's the butthurt loser faggot who wants to be like sam lmao

No. 1435993

lol all these people thinking that whole Idubbz/Sam thing was real beef and not staged, so they both make money out of retards buying merch, also funny how braindead Sam fans are, first they trash on Ian, and now when Sam made vidrel they are like "wow respect for Ian"

No. 1436255

>>1435594
i hope konzept aborts that hellspawn and gets away from that dude, she's so much more talented.

No. 1436670

>>1436255
I don't think either thots can be convinced to abort. They both know Sam is rich. But what's funny is if Sam does something to induce miscarriage, that's straight up murder. Will he get away with it?

No. 1436822

>>1436255
some women just can't be saved, anon. She's a grown ass woman who made a giant bad choice, she has to deal with it now

No. 1436828

>>1435594
>Sam hangs out with losers 20 years younger and has two bitches pregnant
>Charls streams for 200 mentally ill people on twitch and his wife refuses to show her real face
Guess only Nick is normal

No. 1436912


No. 1436940

>>1436828
He’s really not, you just don’t know much about him.

No. 1437075

>>1436828
I doubt it. Guilty by association imo.

No. 1437262

>>1435993
stupid wrong and embarassingly idiotic
sams fans are laughing at the doc ian released and if u put down your vibrator (boyfriend) for one second and read the comments ud see that lmao(scrote)

No. 1437302

>>1436828
Gammon has gone on record about his experiences with Sam.

No. 1437376

>>1436828
he probably can hide it better.
>>1436940
right? birds of a feather flock together.

No. 1437378

>>1437262
relax and stop wking your surrogate father

No. 1438182

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Weird motherfucker.

No. 1438189

>>1438182
Lol is this old or recent?

No. 1438226

>>1437302
this guy comes off as an autist with emotional problems in part from his struggle with expressing himself and his feelings, but not as crazy as the sam hyde fanatics on the other farms makes him out to be. the fidgeting, punching his doll, very borderline wall-punching stuff. he should have written himself a script to perform to give his side instead of going off the cuff and having to feel it intensely all over again. it does come off as honest this way though. it's good that he's seeing a therapist, it's is more than most of the shitty guys in this community would do. however, he's still nursing his ego by framing himself as a good guy whose deeds have not gone unpunished. he feels sorry for himself that standing up for minors is what cost him a career when it's the people he chose to associate with that did. he's good at music in comparison with the incredibly small pool of competition he has within the racist comedy community, which let's face it, is not very artistically inclined or even values the arts, but broadly he's not doing anything all that special with his sound. it sounds like he's using his own vocals which are too thin and strained to make an appealing tone. it's like continuing to play with an instrument that's out of tune, because it would hurt too much to change. holly herndon released a soundpack of her own vocals called holly+ that other people can use and modulate for free. he can start with trying to continue to improve and to attract an audience more aligned with his values, and maybe question what his values even are in the first place, why he regrets doing the right thing, and why he's so thirsty for recognition in the first place.

No. 1438402

>>1436940
Got any proof that he isn't? I do feel like he's got to be hiding something to be able to associate with guys like this so readily despite being "normal," even if that thing is nothing more than severe cognitive dissonance.(sage)

No. 1438410

>>1438182
I feel like don't even need to ask who this was with or demand proof to believe this is really him. At this point, I'd be more skeptical of someone coming into one of these threads claiming to have had consensual missionary sex with Sam exactly one time.

No. 1438445

>>1438410
kek so true

No. 1438498

>>1438182
I'm confused, I thought he was a dom(sage)

No. 1438500

>>1438226
Just call him a faggot

No. 1438855

>>1438498
Degenerate perverts like Sam don't have limits. Atypical fucked up sexuality just festers and breeds, it may start with wanting to dominate teenage girls (which he's clearly into) but eventually becomes that AND wanting to BE a dominated teenage girl. They're crazy fucked up, these moids. Cumbrains who's sexuality, and therefore entire identity, is influenced by external factors and completely malleable.

No. 1438861

>>1434170
How much of a genuine idiot would I be if I tried making a video on all of this to get it more out there? considering he very well pays people to monitor those who try to speak up about it and shit

No. 1438899

>>1437376
nah, nick is definitely normal.
he owns a successful antique mall with his wife and has a kid. they have a nice home and doing pretty well. his wife also seems really nice too.

No. 1438901

>>1438861
id love to see it. roast the fuck out of sam he really deserves it. it would be the ultimate laugh.

No. 1439063

>>1438402
I’m pretty sure Nick is just, like, a normal dude with a sort of shady past. On an old 8ch thread someone said he does a lot of drugs, or did anyway, but I honestly think other than that he’s probably just a normal guy who’s sort of a scumbag, the latter being because he has to be to hang out with Sam. Dude’s got his life set and has a daughter so I doubt we’ll learn about his skeletons any time soon.
>>1438861
I would literally donate to this to make it happen.

No. 1439083

>>1438861
Nobody has been able to do this correctly yet. You would have to interview a dozen or more people who worked on MDE in the past. idubbbz didn't bother talking to even one person who was involved before the last year or two besides Nick and Sam, or if he did he conveniently left it out.

>How much of a genuine idiot would I be

If you're really worried, put it out under a different name.

No. 1439090

>>1438861
+++ if you can manage to get on record voice interviews with people (channing, don jolly, james price, eve/evan etc, doubt you could get charls but that would sink it)

+++++ if you can somehow bait/punk Sam (dont think this is possible for teh avg joe)

also a plus if you keep people updated about the kind of harassment Sam sends your way, like that guy who was eventually forced to private related vid when he went over the channing stuff (I kno that he got doxxed and they started posting his private info in 4ch threads) (also learn from his mistakes, his vid is kind of shitty).

No. 1439093

>>1439090
I was able to reach out to eve already and I have a friend who knows bicflame and some other people close to Sam. This seems like a shitload of effort but I think I could potentially actually do it. I even talked to Sam before but I can't do that anymore sadly cuz I fucked up and blocked him when I found out about the pedo shit lmao. Very dumb impulsive move but I guess not too unreasonable not wanting to associate with someone like that.(cowtipping)

No. 1439094

>>1438855
So ppl can switch? I didn't know that but idk anything about that community seems weird

No. 1439099

yeah, a ton of work.
Also remember that if you really, REALLY want to throw a wrench in Sam's operation you first have to realize there is a good reason he hates journalists so much.
It would be a huge blow if you could weaponize the liberal Vice news type media wing, and convince some journo to write specifically about gumroad and sam and how "white supremacists/anti-semites" are using such platforms to stay afloat(get rich in fact), as well as using multiple youtube sockpuppet accounts to ban evade, and how platforms like twitter/instagram do a very bad job at policing ban evaders.

No. 1439138

>>1439093
channing.creager@gmail.com

No. 1439149

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There is something truly horrific about his unshaved face. Minus the strange haircut, he looks like a naked mole rat.

No. 1439172

>>1438861
I support you unless you're a scrote. if so, fuck off and die. otherwise plz go for it

No. 1439173

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>>1439099
the problem with this is that institutions like vice and broader neoliberal culture promote pornsick grooming, pushing minors into sex work, legitimizing autogynephilic fetishists as an innate sexuality and protected class. so sam's only crime to this culture is doing all the same while saying no-no words and not giving lip-service to the journalist class. he's already pivoting to calling out the hypocrisy with like the worse degenerates. like when the bumfights guy went on the dr. phil show dressed up as him to make a point that they both exploit people, and like pointing a finger at dr. phil as the worse exploiter because at least the bumfights guy wasn't a hypocrite and was open about being a callous shithead.

>>1439149
he associates any kind of grooming with faggotry. ergo bare face = male nurse stupid liberal useful idiot for the powers that be who want to remove the stigma for pedophiles and legitimize them as MAPs( minor attracted people).

His whole new scheme is like, "hey i'm not that bad a guy compared to these people who want to do what i do on a grand scale!" if he was very confident that this stuff wouldn't eventually get push back he would pivot as a MAP and start calling anyone who whined about his predilection for teenage girls "Mapphobic."

No. 1439175

>>1439094
nta but you sound like a retard. learn to sage ffs

No. 1439195

>>1439149
his hair looks like a broom made of hay like just go bald u ugly nigga(learn2sage)

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>>1439173
Sam is still stuck with the alt-right/nazi label, so if ur gonna trick Vice or another Bernstein to write about Sam again, it'll be about that, instead of his degeneracy/fan grooming.

No. 1439222

>>1439197
vice crying about him being a nazi is what grew his fanbase in the first place, it literally connects him to people who don't care and will support that type content no matter what because he's like the only ex-liberal artist who makes anything of quality comparable to libs. alt right people literally have no one else except for like stonetoss, something sam is aware of and is quite comfortable manipulating. sam fucking trannies, using a vibrator on his asshole like a faggot, and fucking kids is the only thing that his current "righteous" nazi fanbase will think twice about supporting. sam's notoriety for cheating his employees, spying on their computers, siccing the fbi and police on them, and basically operating like a live-in sweatshop content farm cult leader is another angle that would actually damage his support, and deter younger people from working with him.

No. 1439237

>>1439222
That shit doesn't matter so much. Think like a sociopath, think like Sam does. What matters is journos writing about gumroad. That's the key. Reporting Sam's content directly to gumroad for TOS violation doesn't result in anything, gumroad doesn't give a shit. But it would give a shit if the media starts putting pressure on them for their sketchy "nazi content" hosting/platforming.
Without his gumroad Sam would have to rely entirely on crypto donations or waste his own/investor money making a different platform, and he can't pay his zoomer slaves doing that. It would be gg for him, a stake into his kike heart.(sage)

No. 1439244

>>1439093
Nonnie, if you are serious, I could help. I have connections to bicflame and jetneptune (so does the average person i suppose) but i truly dont think their opinion is worth anything. its going to take a lot of work…

No. 1439245

>>1439173
Mapphobic jfc

No. 1439276

>>1439237
the problem is that the nazi argument to deplatform is already being overused and the public is tired of it. what is happening to joe rogan is like peak crybullies crying nazi and antisemitism for people and content they don't like. it's used to silence terfs, moderate conservatives and anyone else slightly right of leftism. it doesn't actually stop websites like stormfront or any actual nazis because they are already outside of the mainstream. gumroad already outside the mainstream and is happy to take "nazi" creators to grow a base as big as patreon, their whole thing is they want to grow taking up the scraps. gumroad has an already established track record of deplatforming pedo creators like stawwberry milk/aggy, so that to me is evidence of what kind of content they will tolerate and what they won't.

No. 1439291

>>1439175
yeah, not knowing a ton about extreme sexual practices makes me retarded. Good argument.(learn2sage)

No. 1439311

>>1439172
while i absolutely get where youre coming from i feel like the only way a video like this will do lasting damage to him is if it comes from another man i mean hell a well liked and established female creator would have a hard time doing a successful takedown of sam hyde people just dont really care about what you have to say when youre a woman unless theyre also a woman or they have a specific reason to they may pretend to but they really dont for the most part

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No. 1440368

>>1438861
The general public simply won't care if you're just making a video full of screencaps and images. Like the other reply says, you would need video interviews with ex-Hyde cohorts. Without that, the best you'd have is playing a clip of Sam saying "you'd have to be insane to record a conversation without their permission" alongside his firing of Don.

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No. 1442678

anybody noticed how he put up his merch few months ago, but cancelled orders because "poor quality" and now he is re-releasing the same merch at the time of this whole Idubbz "drama"? And Ian released merch too, pure cash grab and still retarded hydoids think it was serious beef lmao

No. 1443045

>>1437302
link to the 8chan post he keeps referring to?

No. 1443155

Do not waste your time trying to write a shitty expose on this scrote until he finally kills himself.

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No. 1446846

>>1446293
Is that supposed to be a threat or something like that firing-don-jolly recording? lol

No. 1447832

>>1446846
i think this inpatient forum is supposed to be irrefutable proof that gammon is crazy. as if someone can't have mental problems and also be abused by someone else. poor dude.

No. 1448231

>>1446293
Who’s gammon again?? The freak from the YouTube video someone linked?

No. 1448389

so is this video just another attempt by sam to drag his friend back into his life after reporting him to the irs?

No. 1448410

>>1440823
Does Evan have social media of some kind? Where did u find dis(sage your shit)

No. 1448576

>>1448389
If Charls had any balls he'd DMCA that lol.

No. 1448584

>>1448410
most likely trying to gain clout by self-posting. hence all the "i'd suck his ladydiq teehee" scattered through out this thread.

No. 1448586

>>1448389
can't wait for this whole crew to OD.

No. 1448620

Open question to people who have worked with Sam (that might have a beef with him, him not paying you, etc).
Does Sam run a clean office? As in the major software (OS, big expensive programs like Maya, etc.) is licensed and paid for?
If not then https://reporting.bsa.org/r/report/add.aspx?src=us&ln=en-us
Shit is serious too, if you have solid info/proof they will literally come in and raid his office and give you a cut of what he owes down the line.

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>>1362733
>>1448410

it was taken from his twitter before it was purged and before the trans thing started. the dude used to be a crossdresser while dating some egirl and before trooning out.
As for social media he's always used the "rainsfx" handle, but recently deleted everything. used that name on twitter, instagram furaffinity and also artstation

No. 1449559

>>1449077
he really does look like alan ruck in drag

No. 1450066

damn I hadn't looked into Sam Hyde Drama since the days that weird ricardo lopez shitmuncher JMAA spent all day talking to himself about it on /mde/ but that 1team expose is pretty damning. evan being in both docs makes it a super easy redpill

>>1435594
appreciate whichever one of you weirdos was trying to psyop /tv/ but "Look the shit up on lolcow" is dead giveaway it's a LARP. side by side 'evan'/'eve' + link to 1team blog = job done

No. 1450686

>>1450066
Yeah but people on 8ch and kiwi said the same thing. Not sure how it’d be a larp.

No. 1451480

>>1450066
what even is this supposed to mean? use normal English words you freak

No. 1453278

Hey guys… I was somewhat a fan of Sam's. Not a huge fan or anything but I thought his comedy and social media antics are funny. I pay for his gumroad which me and my friend share.

The other day, I saw a bunch of people on Twitter retweeting one of his tweets and calling him a pedophile and stuff. I decided to see what that was all about so I googled it and found all the drama. I've read just about everything there is. I am completely sickened by Sam, and even more sickened because I sent him a donation once and I've been paying for gumroad.

Everyone has some skeletons in the closet, but not like this. I feel inspired to make a video about Sam which compiles all of the evidence. I am very good at making videos and I have a decent following on Youtube, which I will not discuss here. I will probably need someone else to narrate the video since someone will recognize my voice. I'm good at editing, writing, and making videos that are concise and hold peoples' attention. I'm thinking of a title like "Sam Hyde Exposed! He Can't Keep Getting Away With It".

Other people really need to know who they are supporting. Sam has his audience under the impression that he doesn't watch porn or do drugs, and that he's a pretty decent guy, just with an artistic, eccentric bend. I was never expecting to find what I found about Sam. I believe much of it is true because of the little caveats Sam drops in his videos and instagram stories. Just the other day, he said in his instagram story that he had to go to the doctor once for chlamydea because he had been cheating, and that the Asian doctor said he would cure him quickly so that his girlfriend would never know. His audience thinks these are jokes but these quips come from a sickening reality.

Of course many of his followers will defend him to the end, but many will turn away. Is a little documentary necessary, or will 2 pregnant girlfriends eventually ruin him for us? Anyways, if anyone would like to do that, I think separate threads need to be started. I'm not an expert on all of the Sam lore, but we would have to start from the beginning. Perhaps new evidence will come out in the meantime. I can pull out the best information and story lines from people hashing it out in threads.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1453295

>>1453278
you could literally get anyone on fiverrr to narrate for you. any request like this one is going to come off as a honeypot for sam to try and suss out the traitor in his midst while having a henry viii style melty.

No. 1453306

>>1453295

Yeah you are probably right. It's hard for me to do the video right because all of the information is so all over the place. I don't know the exact time table of how everything has gone down. If I didn't have a bunch of other things going on, I would probably just get really autistic and figure it out myself. But I don't have time for that. I really don't have time to make a video on Sam either but I would set the time aside. I'm mad that Sam has a practically blemish-free reputation in the alt right sphere. He's a hero to everyone but he's anything but that. I've always restrained myself from getting revenge on people, but I'm especially bothered by this. People need to know that Sam Hyde is a legit pedophile, among other things.

I think it's crazy how Sam has had a live-in girlfriend all this time. It's so weird how he hides her and doesn't give her any credit for her graphic design. It's obvious that it's so he can still attract other girls because they think he's single. So much adds up.

I hate Sam Hyde.

No. 1453314

>>1440823
What is the instagram handle of this person now? No longer rainsfx

No. 1453317

>>1453278
>>1453306
will you just post some proof here

No. 1453329

>>1453278
Are males really this stupid? How was it not obvious Sam was a narc attention whore? Of course all narcs with a little bit of fame and money go out and abuse anyone they can.

Getting life advice from an obvious greasy trust fund pedo, just lmfao

No. 1453342

>>1453329

Like I said, I wasn't Sam's #1 fan. I listened to his podcast and stuff, because I work from home and listen to all kinds of stuff while I work. I wasn't a huge Sam Hyde fan, which is probably why I'm about 6 years late to this party. I subscribed to his podcast… Whatever, it was entertaining to listen to.

And yes, obviously Sam is an attention whore. You can accuse just about any entertainer of this.

Obviously it was clear that Sam might have some issues, but "pedophile" is not one I would have ever expected. Weird homo-tranny fetish stuff is also not what anyone would ever expect either.

No. 1453347

>>1453342
>Weird homo-tranny fetish stuff is also not what anyone would ever expect either.
this is the least shocking thing about sam

No. 1453358

>>1453342
you are retarded for thinking a male who got attention for being edgy and disgusting didn't want to stick his dick in everything that moved

No. 1453382

>>1453342

Okay, fuck all of you then. You can stick to bitching in forums that have gone nowhere for the past 6 years instead of having a viral video that would ruin Sam's reputation. Offers off the table, enjoy bitching about Sam to 20 other people for the rest of your pathetic lives.

No. 1453396

>>1453342
why are you blog posting here you dumb scrote? You roll in here talking about how you have to "expose" him with your videos that you are "really good at making" like we should be thankful? Go make it, why do you need our input?
I know you think you're super smart and are shocked you could be fooled like this, but have you considered you're just a fucking retard? You type like a damn autist.
God, men genuinely think they're all super special, even when they have the IQ of pond scum.

No. 1453398

>>1453382
lmao oh nooo, don't take the viral video from us Mr! It's funny how you went from "wow, pedophiles need to be outted" to "i'm not making the video" because literally 1 random anon called you a retard. We don't want you here, scrote. Leave.

No. 1453400

Oh no, you called me an autist. I'm so hurt. Aw, I'm so sorry I typed 3 paragraphs… That must have been a lot for you to read :( And yes, you should be very thankful that I lended my excellent skills to you. That would have been some great milk for you, but you blew it, slut.

No. 1453418

>>1453400
nobody cares + you're a faggot + nobody asked

No. 1453438

>>1453400
Kys moid

No. 1453448

>>1453400
Lol men are so sensitive. Your morals sure went out the window fast. You're prob a pedo too.

No. 1453451

>>1453400
> lended
Literal retard.

No. 1453455

>>1453382
>instead of having a viral video that would ruin Sam's reputation
kek this uniquely male sperg. you really overestimate your impact, little guy. I can see why someone like you would be drawn to a narc troglodyte like Hyde.

No. 1453462

>>1453448
he's no different than every single uwu valiant pedo hunter male on the internet: if they aren't narcs looking for validation and attention they're overcompensating pedophiles themselves

No. 1453493

>>1453462
ok but anon have you considered that he's REALLY good at making videos?
Also
>I'm mad that Sam has a practically blemish-free reputation in the alt right sphere.
oh wow, totally shocking a bunch of deranged racists, sexists and sandy hook conspiracists would be fine with a pedo being amongst them.

No. 1453845

>>1453382
Like was said earlier, unless you have idubbz level fame/following no video on Sam like that is gonna stick, UNLESS you get people on voice/camera connected to him talking on record. People like Channing, James Price, Don Jolly, Zach, etc etc etc. Charls would be the biggest one but I dont think he'd ever do it.
If you can't do that but got the time it to make a vid regardless, it would mainly be an exercise to see how many of his minions Sam would summon to spam your youtube comments saying its fake and issue spurious takedown notices. And probably dox you and harass you all the while. That could be ammo for a different documentary maybe.

No. 1453875

>>1453342
I'm sorry, maybe you are legit low IQ and extremely oblivious, but… Do you not know that the majority of /pol/ faggots and alt righters are pedophilic incels and definitely have a trap/femboy fetish?
There's a reason Sam appeals to these people.

No. 1453956

>>1453955
Learn to sage scrote

No. 1454533

>>1453845
And obviously, many people in Sam's sphere will not speak out against him because Sam has blackmail ready.

No. 1454870

>>1454533
i mean he's essentially their employer and only connection or hope to being a cultural producer. no one will work with you if you bite the hand that feeds you in the (or any) industry, even if the person you are backbiting is a total monster and straddles the position of inside-outsider.

No. 1454991

>>1454870
depends on context, #metoo for example opened some possibilities for people to talk more openly about experiences

No. 1455389

>>1454870
working with sam hyde blacklists you from working with a lot of industry people anyway. This is what he gets for biting the hand that was feeding him (adult swim).

No. 1458389

>>1453314
Found. @Rainlines

No. 1458568

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“Sam Hyde is not a Ukrainian citizen, Sam Hyde is a comedian.”

Y’all. I cannot believe we’re living in a time where nuclear war may happen and we have Tucker Carlson explaining to his boomer viewers that Sam is, in fact, not the “he keeps getting away with it” man they must think he is. Jfc.

No. 1458707

>>1458389
Holy FUCK Sam actually has a fucking boymoder working for him confirmed LMFAOOOOOO

No. 1459691

>>1453278
Do it man, we'll back you up if Sam's fags sperg out

No. 1459696

>>1459691
no. and integrate.

No. 1459705

>>1453396>>1459696
you're a coward faggot I guess lmao

No. 1459711

>>1459705
nice try XY

No. 1459724

>>1459711
Is this what you do? You're trying to be snarky or some shit on a basket weaving forum offshoot and it's fucking retarded. Stop and realize if we utilized all of our autism, this pedophile's life could be ruined by now(army recruitment )

No. 1460015

>>1459724
if you care so much maybe you should kill him or something lol the internet isn't going to do anything

No. 1462090

>>1453448
rope urself if you weigh more than 98lbs fatty

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>>1462090
Picrel is me, anon I may not be anorexic but this what the boys like and I’m a curvy goddess uwu

Is anyone else sort of disappointed by the idubbbz documentary? I thought he was actually being exposed. But Sam Hyde was like gotcha lmao it was all an act and then not much else information was given. I’m not sitting through the truth about idubbbz can someone give me a rundown on that?

No. 1463121

>>1462125
I thought the idubbbz documentary was stupid too. His analysis of Sam Hyde's comedy was just super basic. Really at this point it isn't even cloaked in irony; Sam Hyde makes racist and misogynistic jokes, end of. He probably really does believe it, as do most of the people who laugh at his jokes. Pre-World Peace cancellation you could've argued it was all irony and dark humor but we don't need pencil-necked idubbb's breaking it down for us. it's retarded.

and also I don't understand why idubbb's acted as if he wasn't a dude saying "niggerfaggot" and tricking Tana Mangoo into saying "nigger" just like, 5 years ago? Why bother trying to analyze Sam Hyde who is obviously not showing you his "true" self, when Ian could just analyze himself and why he liked saying nigger online? Or his buddy h3h3 liked courting the alt-right before Trump got elected? Speak on that, dubz. Sam Hyde's inner core is probably boring guy who didn't get enough attention and acts out now. Same as all the funny e-scrotes out there.

No. 1463231

>>1463121
They're both grifters dude, their ultimate goals are views/clicks, subscriptions, donations and merch sales. There is more money to be made if they're both in on it than if idubbbz really went after Sam and dug into his dirty laundry.

No. 1463708

The moral of the story is that grifters are going to grift. The H3H3 crew are Zionists (National Socialists for Israel, more like it, considering that ism was the very essence espoused by the Basel Zionist Congresses) and they went from being the most atrocious, unfunny YouTube video creators, with no more than 1000 views to their name, to the most atrocious, unfunny, bot-propped up YouTube stars courting Mossadnik Shillman Zio-Right propagandists; and then swithcing tunes and hosting a multi-millionaire "socialist" loser when the shekels dried up. The emancipated Zionist, is neither emancipated or an assimilationist. Their entite schtick of spewing racist "nigger faggot" rhetoric tells you all you need to know. They love the racist state of Israel, enough to pretend they are neutral on the conflict to appease the gentile crowd.

For Sam and Idubbz, they are just grifters, sometimes entertaining but always for the paycheck.

And no, I have nothing against Jews.(moral of this story: sage your shit)

No. 1464739

>>1463708
I want what he's having!

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RIP

No. 1471998

>>1471990
degens gonna degen, this should not be a surprise at all

No. 1477961

>>1465201
Why did he make a nft of this girl with a rare disease? I mean I know sam is edgy but that's just kinda weird

No. 1486772

>>1477961
idk but it's the idubbbz part that gets me

No. 1487499

>>1438861
https://youtu.be/BcJgr422bP4

Is this you? The insults were pretty good but the audio was hit or miss. Pretty good though, just kinda felt like a metokur ripoff

No. 1488884

>>1382044
>>1387095

I think I heard him say on one of his early videos that he has marfan’s syndrome. Which is interesting considering they specifically say to those kids, “no contact sport”.

I think he says it in this video:
https://youtu.be/ts7V07Bc8g4(embed)

No. 1488887

>>1488884
Samefriend here, I just checked the video again. He mentions it around the 8:00 mark

No. 1488891

>>1488884
Does anyone know if this shit is true?

No. 1488978

>>1487499
Shit video and once again nothing new. If you're going to put in that much effort you might as well put in the extra few hours of talking to ex-members or learning how to edit a video so it doesn't sound like shit and the text is readable.

No. 1489564

>>1488884
he doesn't have the caved in chest, isn't that tall or long-limbed, and doesn't have the horseface. he's just a fat lazy fuck who is probably uncoordinated from bpd and other learning disabilities.

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>>1489564
I'm still thinking he could be. dr WebMD told me not every case is recognizable visually. remember the HGH he reportedly takes is probably what is beefing up his face.

have a look at this picture of him on his deviantart, he states it was taken when he would have been 20

>>1419140

He also has had Borage oil supplements in his house at some point, you can see them in the "Sard0, accent on the ohhhhh" as shown in pic

No. 1491381

>>1491168
where is the deviant art picture? u only posted the borage oil

No. 1491686

>>1491168
i'm sure he'd make up whatever disorder he could to gain access to steroids.

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No. 1491841

>>1491693
his pizza face isn't evidence of marfan syndrome

No. 1496042

>>1487499
this is gay

No. 1497600

>>1491841
His fingers/toes are creepy and malformed
I could easily see him having some form of marfans, you see it more in pictures where he was skinny/young before he started roiding.

No. 1498450

>>1497600
he looks like he has hitchhiker's thumbs, probably from gaming nonstop from childhood to adult hood,>>1439197 in this pic

>>1439149 extremely small baby hands like trump in this pic. the contrast between the skin on his hands and face is crazy. he has like 5 years of dead skin just sitting on his face. he's doesn't even know how to properly wash himself.

No. 1498794

>>1487499
no, i realized it would've been retarted to attempt bc of several reasons. i stopped being so invested in it all and just occasionally check here for the lulz now

No. 1502233

>>1496042
It's better than nothing, normies don't know about Sam's lolcowdom

No. 1502678

>>1502233
They never will if that's the best anyone can do. It has 400 views after 3 weeks. Nobody wants to watch a video with shitty editing and a voiceover you can barely understand. And like I keep saying, nobody who's attempted these hit pieces has talked to anyone who worked for Sam. It's always just content aggregation by autistic nobodies. Just go ____ the pedo if you hate him so much lol.

No. 1504493

>>1502678
You are being very negativistic to a neurotic degree. A glass half empty type, which is expected. But there are people less apathetic and are especially vehement toward pedophiles, so someone is bound to listen and the message will pervade regardless of shitty video format. Someone will get the message and spread it, that's how the internet works. If enough commentary style vids/ media of his creep behavior pop up eventually it will muddle his reputation in some way, just Like any other e-celeb thats been exposed for predatory behavior (Onision, Dahvie Vanity, etc.)(sage your teachings)

No. 1507157

>>1502678
Barely anyone cares about Sam anymore outside of the memes. He's a relic of the 2016 aut right that like the rest of them burned out and did nothing of importance.

No. 1507354

>>1507157
Sadly he has money now so he'll linger for a long time like bad smell because he pays people to shill his sorry ass on socials and 4chan.
Also shouldn't Sam's lovechildren be full term soon? It seems like things would be past the point of abortions being an option this far in.

No. 1508263

>>1507354
Yeah I still see the shill posts come up at least monthly. I don't bother to screencap them because 90% of the time it's useless shit not worth sharing.

No. 1510631

>>1504493

Maybe, but there's 3 problems

1.) Some of the Sam Hyde detractors are unstable, they give everyone else a bad reputation
2.) Sam Hyde has a lot of credit with the type of people who would be into lolcows, they dont want to believe his background is filled with dirt because he is one of the few figures they look up to and trust
3.) Going against him gets you lots of attention from his servants, as well as a lot of unstable people with nothing to lose. Not worth it when there are easier lolcows

No. 1515492

>>1453382
lol fag

No. 1515495

>>1462090
seething

No. 1515499

>>1465201
freedom of speech was a mistake

No. 1524675

lets bring this asshole to justice. im messaging luis gomez about all sam allegations. cant run, cant hyde.(cowtipping)

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>>1462125
>I may not be anorexic

No. 1525158

the info on this dude is all over the place, I still have no idea what he did other than looking greasy and being a nuisance to work with like every 'auteur' is

No. 1525188

>>1525158
he fucked highschoolers, put spyware on his employees computers to blackmail them, and refused to pay people he worked with.

No. 1525192

Watching scrotes worship this goblin just for doing the bare minimum and being slightly edgy about it is so embarrassing

No. 1527266

god i wish he would fucking cream all over me, after reading all this sludge of shit i think im even more attracted
One part of me wants to be his little sweetie wife while the other wants to lacerate his huge fucking stomach(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1527269

>>1527266
Learn to be a better troll or at least find the lord.

No. 1527501

>>1525141
one of the moids found the thread and doesn’t understand sarcasm

No. 1527554

>>1525158
right wing grifter, sperged out when adultswim wouldnt renew his show, now very ugly/fat with a cult of NEET/failed life-type moids who follow his every move online and worship him.
His video editor has cow potential though(sage your shit)

No. 1528622

>>1527554
please explain :)(:))

No. 1529142

>>1528622
joeyy bicflame and jet

No. 1529144

>>1507157
He just did a podcast with shane gillis and nick mullen 2 of the biggest podcasters, cumtown also had rochefort on. People like him he just doesn't like doing stuff.
>>1504493
Look at anthony cumia had a way bigger wave of people calling a pedophile going after him (check cumias demented world on youtube good doc) and no one cares, he still does a bunch of stuff because basically everyone in the entertainment world is a total degenerate, you are just more familiar with sam. Our elites are all raping kids it's the norm. (not a good thing but why no one will care)

No. 1529160

>>1529144
can't wait for cumtown to destroy their brand with this collab. incel fags

No. 1529324

>>1529160
Sam was pretty much front and center in the latest mass shooter's manifesto. If he makes it out of that unscathed (the "he's just a comedian and that's his running gag" meme), it pretty much means he's made of teflon. I mean, all you need to do is connect that manifesto with the "Thank You White People" Adult Swim skit and it's over for him (as in he could lose his gumroad with enough bad press). Journalists are shiftless and lazy however so they'll attack 4chan instead.

No. 1529635

>>1529324
to be honest that manifesto was glow central. Way too much focus on sites and communities the state wants to censor

No. 1529819

>>1529324
sam has an 80 iq genetic waste psyoped shooter audience who routinely make him look bad. he is desperate to get some crossover from nicks 95-100 iq addicts who whine online audience. no clue what nick thinks he can get out of this.

No. 1529848

>>1529635
the delusion

No. 1531280

>>1529144
Go back to the leftists thread, nobody gives a fuck about Cumtown but urban hipsters who think the world revolves around them

No. 1538699

there are hoards of people that hate this guy because of his abuse, why cant anything get done to SILENCE HIM? why tf do i see this asshole making moves when he should be doing penance. Im about ready to make a docuseries and interview motherfuckers that know his abuse first hand. lets hear some thoughts

No. 1538708

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>>1538699
yes do that.
came here to post picrel found on 8kun

No. 1538750

>>1538708
LMAO is this real???

No. 1538845

>>1538708
Disgusting how nice he seems

No. 1538952

>>1538845
>please fuck me I'll give you $300
>"nice"

are you insane

No. 1539041

>>1538952
Not that but the “I’m in love with you” and “you could have any guy” it’s a far cry from how he usually talks to those underage girls, maybe he’s a fag who just literally nicer to men

No. 1539089

>>1538699
If you really do have the evidence it would be good to compile it. A lot of his stuff gets overshadowed by shooter memes and shit

No. 1539622

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No. 1539687

im sick of this bastard facing no consequences for the shit he’s done. There had to be a way for him to face some sort of justice. I know you’re all cynical but it’s better to do something than waste away your days complaining at a screen mad than actually doing something. There’s gotta be hundreds of people here with some sort of talent or knowledge to get this work done. Are you gonna waste away your life complaining at a forum or are you going to do something worthwhile for a better world?(cowtipping )

No. 1540073

>>1539687
stop trying to personal army faggot, we're a gossip imageboard not sjws

No. 1540267

>>1540073
lol nah were gonna make an army and knock the retard on his ass and RUN him out of town. we gossip. but we also fight. HARD.

ARMY! keep reporting all his social medias and make sure he is gone.

spam his social medias with the message that he is a groomer.

all it takes is 1 minute.(not your personal army)

No. 1540280

>>1539687
>>1540267
While I'd love to see him face consequences, it's pretty obvious you are new to the farms. Read the rules, learn how to sage and integrate.

No. 1542946

>>1540073
Their right. I'd encourage someone to do a docu thingy or an expose like that other anon. Pansy drama shit isn't going to stop this absolute subhuman(well, don’t )

No. 1542955

>>1542946
Stop coming back faggot.

No. 1543283

>>1542955
you are the weirdo here policing ideas? lolll

No. 1543340

>>1540267
Make a coherent summary of the case against him instead of sounding like a kpop Faggot. do something useful - don’t rely on others to do the work for you.

No. 1543379

>>1529160
Cumtown boys have wanted him on since world peace, you dont know what youre talking about

No. 1543396

>>1543379
Tbf Nick IS a closet tranny by his own admission so.

No. 1547732

>>1542946
here's an idea: you become a famous youtuber that Sam will want to work with, and then you challenge him to a boxing match. But then again you won't, because instead of just doing shit and putting it out there youre trying to drum up support from imaginary people on some imageboard. we're not even sure you have a following or any videos at all yet alone enough sway to make a video for this particular situation.


Unless you do that then there's probably nothing you can do that will get through this guy's thick head because he only respects strength, but again hes probably been in very few situations where hes had people actually challenge him on that.

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No. 1550691

I happened upon this thread a couple days ago, and honestly it fucked me up a bit. I gained alot of value advice from his vlogs, even though I know most of it isn't novel, he has a way of packaging it that gave me new perspectives. I.e "lvl 1 slime trying to beat the boss", get a skill, dont talk people down professionally(ironic), "gifted precocious child", etc.

The main thing that hooked me was some seemingly open he was about his failures and weaknesses. Just as Sam jokes about how young men won't be able to gain anything by listening to millionaires telling you to "just drink kombucha and meditate".

I say all this bc I see former fans getting roasted for ever liking Sam. Not everyone is terminally online, not everyone is refreshing obscure imageboards for new info. Maybe some of you saw it from a mile away, but for the average person who stumbled upon him, they wouldn't know more than what Sam says, and his sycophants in the comments.

I don't have shit to say but vent. I get a pit in my stomach when I think about it. PGL was my go to podcast, mainly bc Nick has god tier wit. Not sure what to do. I even grew to like Joeyy, b9 and bic (based on their online personas)

I can ignore the tranny thing, I can ignore him not actually having his shit together, I can ignore the weird fetishes, but the stuff with Mackey did it for me. I have a daughter so it esp got to me.

I'm done taking anything on the internet seriously, Sam was one of the few I thought I trusted. Plan to disconnect from all fringe internet communities and just focus on family, work etc.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1550694

>>1550691
Shit, I blogposted. Didnt realize how much I had typed.

No. 1550949

>>1550694
Marky was far from the only one

No. 1551108

>>1550691
this shit is crazy to me because hate and bitterness radiate from both sam and nick. entertainers are not friends or pillars of a community, they are people trying to make a buck off of their personalities while doing as little work as possible or outsourcing it to minions who are actually creative. they peddle shallow bullshit because they have nothing to offer except what their ego has built.

No. 1551722

Does anyone have his office address or is that against the rules

No. 1551756

>>1551722
nvm found it on the first thread

No. 1552142

>>1362733
Marky (mir) confided in me a couple of years ago about this situation before she started closing off more and being more manic, I can’t imagine having to be silenced by this psuedo comedian fat fucker with a swollen baby penis

No. 1553256

>>1449077
This whole leak probably isn't real. He gets his workers to sign NDAs so this was intentional to find leakers from within his inner circle. I could be way off, but this is par for the course for Sammy boy.

No. 1553275

Ok which one of you is this?

No. 1553371

>>1529142
>joeyy
why why did you tell me about this anon
why

Didn't salem and yung lean do this like 10 years ago? Imagine being like 29 and fat and trying to be Post Malone and Yeat combined for 3k views.

No. 1553385

>>1553275
this account is avant-garde

No. 1553577

>>1553256
so did he find the leaker or what?

No. 1553827

>>1553256
Yeah but those screenshots of his exes and chandler are. I think some parts of what the troon said are true, maybe not all of it, but Sam transparently wants to avoid his name being sullied

No. 1555766

>>1552142
I hope she’s ok now. She was only 15, it’s so sad.

No. 1556244

i sent an email to happypunch promo and whoever the else he is trying to collab with about what will happen to their reputations if they choose to work with sam hyde, an abusive manipulative sociopath. its b.s that he would try and work with anyone with the shit he's pulled on other collaborators.(cowtipping)

No. 1556725

>>1556244
I think threatening this is counter productive if you’re phrasing it as “x will ruin your reputation”. I mean, these people probably know surface level shit about Sam, if you’re phrasing it as some cancel thing then you’re running the very high risk the future collaborator will become indignant. I think it would be way more productive to let them know you’re concerned because Sam has done xyz, are they aware of this and why associate with someone who has abused minors etc.? Kind of like that without any mention of repercussions(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1557936

honestly think everyone who is anti-sam is just a jew lol(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1557955

>>1557936
>Anyone against (((hollyweird))) like exploitation of a minor from an e-celeb is a Jew lol

Continue being a fucking clown because we're all laughing at you sam

No. 1558090

>>1557955
i'm not sam you daft fucking retard

No. 1558475

Despite this compilation of evidence against sam I doubt his fans will actually care. I used to talk to this scrote who would just scream every time I brought up the fact that his idol likes to screw 15 year olds and beat his girlfriends up. He would steer the subject into my fighting a culture war and that my motivations for hating sam hyde are political. He did not care. Sam's fans are no different than him. Sage bc no one cares(learn2sage)

No. 1558478

>>1557936
Isn't what some does exactly what you'd accuse Jews of?

No. 1558530

>>1557955
um, isn't hollywood made up of jews?

>>1558475
this nonnie. i had a friend who religiously defended and liked sam hyde. when i tried to bring up anything about why sam isnt a good person hed tell me what he did to marky was fake news and sam hyde was just trolling and people take it serious. its so odd how deceived they are by his psuedo intelligence. i just never found him funny. i get what he is trying to do with his humor, but his execution is poor. plus his videos just ring more as horror, always being subjected to his greasy fish lips and bulging bug eyes.

No. 1558533

>>1558530
his content isn't even good enough to zealously defend, the good sketches like teachers are nick's and not even his.

No. 1558591

>>1558533
lol so true. Dude's a hack being propped up by greasy losers. Without them, he would be nothing.

No. 1558712

>>1558478
>you misspelled sam
Just another display of the cognitive dissonance of his retarded fanboys. These morons could literally see sam molest a child attempt mentally gymnastics to not see the objective truth. They'll critique (((entertainment industries))) and perverts, but not see their idol for what he is.

No. 1559435

>>1557936
Sam Hyde is literally a kike moron.
https://www.nytimes.com/1983/02/15/style/delora-l-gans-is-wed-to-dr-frederick-hyde.html
his parents:

Delora Louise Gans and Dr. Frederick Herbert Hyde were married yesterday in the chapel of the Episcopal Church of the Heavenly Rest in New York by the Rev. Beatrice Blair.

The bride, daughter of Del Stone Gans of Seattle and the late Mrs. Gans, is a flight attendant for Trans World Airlines. Dr. Hyde, son of Edythe S. Hyde of New Haven and the late Frederick Herbert Hyde, is a consultant on hospital building to Stephens & Hyde of New York and Los Angeles.

He was formerly associated with the investment banking firm of Smith Barney, Harris Upham and Company, and served as director of the faculty practice plan for the Yale Medical School, vice president for planning at Yale-New Haven Hospital and general counsel of the Connecticut Hospital Association in Wallingford. A magna cum laude graduate of Yale, he received degrees from its Medical and Law Schools. His previous marriage ended in divorce.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1559581

Charls wrote the TED talk btw, which is his most famous “sketch”

No. 1559621

>>1559581
charls used to be a much better actor too

No. 1559653

>>1559435
what's funny is that one of Sam's emails on that haveibeenpwned sites shows that he had a (paid?) MyHeritage account. He knows he's a kike lol. If he didn't have kike blood he'd take one of those dna test and would have done a vid on it by now.

No. 1560828

>>1559653
Well no duh he’s a jew, have you noticed how much he covets money. Btw you all have really stinky pussies(racebait)

No. 1562213

>>1559581
Wrong. Charls could never. https://pastebin.com/hXhBB4Zn

No. 1562811

Question no one is asking, if this Marky hoe was so depressed and butthurt about getting raped and abused why didnt she to the Po-Po nigga? Yall some fag haters, me and all my red pill homies is closeted homosexual trans fuckers, so what?(0/10 shit bait)

No. 1562813

>>1560828
So what if hes a closet kike? let a nigga stack chedder(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1563050

>>1562811
>>1562813
imagine trying to sound hard on the internet by imitating "ironic" ebonics from 2001. you sound fat, bald, and broke.

No. 1563079

>>1562811
she was never raped and abused.. she was an underaged 4chan slut posting her nudes everywhere at 16 LOOL. after sam she moved to brazil and dated a 32 year old when she was 18(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1563428

>>1559653
He does look like Trotsky a lot! Not to mention his money obsession. Jews do have a lot of selfhate as well, which would explain the jokes.

No. 1563437

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>>1563079
A yes, what if the child consented though (and was a whore while at it)!

Talking about children, did everyone see yet what racemixed abominations the aging schizo spawned from his photoshop kween? Can't wait for her to start facetuning them.
I like how they have bags under their eyes already from being tired of existing against God's will.

No. 1563464

>>1563437
wtf is wrong with their eyes. i thought it was shooped at first

No. 1563556

>>1563437
They're hideous kek. They look tired and malnourished.

No. 1563671

>>1563079
Then whats the problem?

No. 1563673

>>1563556
Yall some playa hating niggas, where tou children? Oh they dont exist? Oh wheres tour betieful girlfriend? Oh she goes to another school? Get a life(unsaged playa)

No. 1563677

>>1563437
No way this is a real photo…it looks nothing like effina kek are they down syndromed? I feel bad. They seem special needs.

No. 1563720

>>1563437
>racemixed abominations

You have to go back

No. 1563910

>>1563673
Sam you know we can see your IP right?

No. 1564128

>>1563671
literally nothing.. if there was a problem he would have been arrested already lol there is PLENTY of evidence.. but she was 16 which was legal in whatever state or whatever at the time….. also marky deleted all her social media like 2 or 3 years ago because she got caught being a moderator on some child porn chan site i forget the name of it… so she is literally just as bad as sam hyde so who the fuck cares

No. 1564242

>>1564128
if nobody cared Sam would have publicly owned up to it
notice how the last several years Sam has been completely avoiding public forums and live engagements where he might be forced to answer to some unsavory accusations
this is Frank Hassle btw:
https://vocaroo.com/dlmlwUuslAI
imagine if that happened to Sam directly, lol he'd piss his pants
and that's what makes it funny and it's why Sam will never stop being haunted by it

No. 1564248

>>1564242
as in "nobody cares" if u went to the police or whatever with this they'd just say nothing we can do this is all perfectly legal…

No. 1564255

>>1564248
the time to go to the police was when Sam still had the porno he made with Marky (illegal) but Marky chose the easier path of moving on with her life
Again I still think it's funny that Mr. Masculine and Roided runs away from questions like some pussy politician. Both his pedo stuff and what happened with him and Charls. I still remember when he started banning anyone bringing that shit up in his subreddit and afaik he still block people on social media for it.

Charls so far has managed to ignore people bringing it up in chat because of his schizo larp but Sam doesn't have that luxury.

No. 1564257

>>1564255
how does charls do a schizo larp to avoid it?? never bothered watching his streams

No. 1564261

>>1564257
he just outright ignores it and goes on long winded rants about how his past is behind him and everyone else just goes along with it because they accept Charls's crazy ways.
he's dropped some very angry hints about his past with Sam however
https://streamable.com/ykff0

No. 1564322

>>1563437
FYI Charls has shown both twins on stream and they’re very cute and don’t look like that at all. It’s just bad lighting. Your deflection won’t work this time Sam you fat fuck ugly pedo. How about you stop fucking kids you sick fuck?

No. 1564331

>>1564322
kek 100% only a sick fuck like sam or his zoomer minions would call newborn babies ugly when he’s the ugliest piece of shit ive ever seen. and yes ive seen the clips of the babies and they look perfectly fine and have healthy faces its just a weird picture with bad lighting lol fuck off sam you ugly abomination stop trying to deflect when everyone knows you molest children

No. 1567172

>>1564248
That’s not rly true. His fiancé reported him to the FBI. When Sam tells the story you can tell he almost shit himself when they asked him, “Have you had any contact with children?”. This was before Marky, meaning that there are probably other teenagers or kids we have no idea about. Sam obviously ended up being let go but if someone got there hands on something incriminating enough, then yes, the police and the feds would care, as useless as they typically are.

Like if anyone who lived in Georgia around the time the show was filming on adult swim and has access to the messages he sent 14-15yos, then they could submit those as a tip. Maybe he sent dick pics idk.

No. 1567272

>>1563556
>>1563437
>>1563464
Imagine using your anonimity to insult the appearance of literal newborn babies. You are more pathetic humans than most lolcows could ever hope to be.

No. 1569301

>>1553275
LMAO looks like Idubbz wife

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He’s on tiktok and he’s about as funny as his show was. Which is not funny at all. I think people around him are too scared to tell him how unfunny he is given he works with little scrawny troons and short men



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